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Today, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Check out all the Mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, Twitch, socials, live stream
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all@jcwshow.com well, guys, Good Morning America. JD and Bobbo have left the show because you know, we're trying to plan our last show this summer and get down to the final day, the 20 year reunion or not reunion. Maybe there will be a reunion, but the 20th year show is this summer and that'll be our final show. And they got a little tempers got flared, emotions got high and they both left and quit and said, you can finish it up on your own. We're not gonna have any part of this. So it is just me. But that's okay. We got a couple months left together. You, me and the telephone lines. But I do have an intern, interim co host during this two months that many of you guys are familiar with. And I know he's going to be excited. I'm excited and you're going to be excited, like it or not. Speech impediment. Terrence. Good morning. You are on the air live from Austin, Texas.
D
Okay. I'd like to say happy Mother's Day to y'. All. And I'm doing a classic thing to my eyes. I got cataracts, I'm getting taken out tomorrow. I gotta do all this schedule thing on jaw drops. I put all these crazy eye drops. They got glaucoma drops, I gotta take the night before. And what they think glaucoma drop. I don't got coma.
E
Are they saying they're gonna now on
B
our new deal, did you elect for the health insurance?
D
Yes, I got them.
B
It's gonna be expensive.
D
They're taking care of me. I gotta pay and see if, you know, helping me out. But it's gonna be like $2,000.
B
Okay.
D
Per eye.
B
Oh, and that they're gonna do the surgery on Mother's Day.
D
No, no, the 11th. The 11th.
F
Okay.
B
Well, we're excited that you took the position as the co host of the John Clay Wolf show. I know you're excited. You and I have had long, depth, clear communication about all this. And I think we, I think we should start out with you reading the news.
D
Well, I have the only news I got. Gas prices are up.
B
Gas prices are up from Iran.
D
They're up.
B
Did you get the. The telo system that I sent to the YMCA so that you could use it? Because you're. You're checking in on the phone this morning, and the connection quality is not nearly as good as when we had Gigi out in California with that remote kit. Well, I sent you Gigi's remote kit. Did you get it?
D
No, I didn't get nothing like it. You said it.
B
Yep.
D
I didn't get. But what. What's Gigi. Where she been?
B
She. She's been gone for about a year and a half.
D
Yeah, I know. What happened?
B
Well, she got sick and was off for a long time, and she was never quite the same. And we kept her on for about six months after her problem, and when she came back, she was over. Just wasn't working out.
D
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess she was on the other people.
B
But who needs Gigi in her golden throat when we have speech impediment, Terrence? Let's give everybody a big round for applause, just me and Turley. Speech impediment, Terrence, huh?
D
But I'm gonna be busy. You know, I got to schedule things on my eyes sleeping in, but I'm up for, like, six, no more. Anyway.
B
Well, Terrence, I mean, when we went through these interviews this week and discussed all this, you were going to come to the show prepared with some material so that you could fill in properly. What have you got?
D
Well, I've got them about. They've been talking about the same things.
B
Okay, what have you got? Go ahead. And now I'm handing it over to you. Speech impairment, pedimentarians. Take it away.
D
Take it away. Everything's fine. Everyone's saying, happy. Mary, I'm getting mixed up on the. You know, I haven't been keeping them. Sorry to say. I didn't quit on you, but taking care of my eyes too much.
B
Okay, well, I'm going to put you on hold for a minute and grab some other callers while you. While. While you're on hold, why don't you write down some materials, some bits in the news, some funny stuff, some jokes, what's going on in the world, things that you think listeners would really appreciate, want to hear, that'll contribute to the show. That's the job of what you're doing. All right. Queen in Nashville.
E
Hey, John.
D
Wonder how your friends are going to
E
pay their tabs off at your Bar now that they're not working for you anymore.
B
I didn't know. They did pay my tabs off at my bar. Elaborate.
D
I thought maybe they had a running
A
tab at your bar.
E
I was gonna say I got abandoned by all my friends, too. Maybe we could do a comedy show together till it's closed out this summer.
B
All right, well, we'll send you a T. We'll send you a kit also. And we can. We'll have all kinds of show co hosts. Crab, do you want to be a co host, too?
G
Yeah, sure. Is the sports wiener still there?
B
The sports wiener is here, erect and ready to perform.
H
Man, you almost won with Chief Wallaby. He came back late. It was close.
G
I know. Fourth.
B
Yeah.
H
Fourth place, unfortunately.
G
Made a bet and you spurted out some wrong information there. But I still love you. Hey, are they still on the property, JD And Bobby, or are they gone? They're gone for sure. I mean, you're not pulling their leg, right?
B
They're gone. Do you think I would have left Terrence on for five minutes if they were here?
G
Well, JD And Bobbo have some differing opinions politically. So was that the. The. The ruckus or.
B
There was part of it, but it was just. It was just the fact that we're quitting the show and. And they don't want to quit and in the mid summer and it was just a lot of things, you know, it was. It was politics, it was friendships, it was feeling betrayed, feelings of betrayal and just, hey, man, I don't need this anymore. And we appreciate the good times. We should have done a going away show together.
G
Yeah, I agree. And nobody wants you to quit, John.
B
Yeah.
G
I mean, Jesus Christ, look at Stearns. He's still going.
B
Yeah, with wig and all. He's got a wig. He's got a wig. Oh, yeah, he's got a wig. He's been denied he's got a wig forever. Well, I mean, we're not quitting. We're here. It's all Life is good. And you and me and all the wolf packers on the YouTube stream and everybody across the country on the radio where Turley's here. Turley.
H
I'm barely here. This is like the lowest point of my radio career that have a co host named Speech impediment.
B
God, Terrence, don't let him talk about you like that.
D
Yeah, what the heck are you talking about? What were you talking about?
B
He'll whip your ass. Okay. All right. Coming up next, please, is the lightning round. Do what? What'd you say?
H
I can't do.
B
Make it stop. Please, dad, make it stop. I can't. I can't do this. You can't do this anymore. Turley, are you gonna quit, too if. Oh, no.
H
This is not. This is not fun now.
B
Okay, well, then, three, two, one. Let's bring them back. Hey, they appeared.
I
I ain't coming back. The more I heard you, I'm like, God. He's got a good pattern going here.
J
Play putt, putt.
I
Thank you, Terrence.
H
Poor Terrence. He was scrambling like.
B
I don't remember getting components of the.
F
Oh, he's trying, man. He's trying.
B
When I sat down and the Terrence was the first caller sitting there in the queue, I said, wouldn't it be hilarious if he was the new co host?
F
Turned out that way.
I
We're making bets on the YouTube stream. Yeah, they're going, I'll bet you 100 bucks it's fake. I bet it's not.
B
J.D.
I
ryan, he needs to go anyway.
B
Everybody's really getting pissed off now.
I
Yeah, really.
B
All right, we'll be right back with the lightning round. Lightning round. Lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800, radio. Mona, I've got you in the queue already, but if you want to sell your car on the air Right now, dial 800-800-7234. It's called dial a deal for a reason. You dial up, we make a deal. The bid's good. @givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. Good morning, America. Glad to be here. All of us are. We'll be right back.
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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vid.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Tim in Pennsylvania. Good morning. Are you in Pittsburgh or Philly? All right. Wants to come work for you. He's a personable guy, and he can build dune buggies. Wants to say hi to his bro in Arizona. There's a lot to digest here.
E
Well, I need a joke, man.
B
Yeah.
E
I think I could do a lot for you.
B
How old are you? Okay, this is. This is your interview. You ready? You get your tie on?
D
Yeah.
B
All right. Talk clearly. Act interesting. How old are you?
D
I'm 55. I'll be 56 on May 16th.
B
What do you weigh?
D
About 155.
B
All right, that's good. Black, white, Latino or other?
D
I'm white.
B
White, 55. Have you ever been divorced yes. Are you currently.
D
I'm currently single.
B
Okay. How long have you been single?
E
About a year.
B
Last drug test you've taken and how did it go?
D
I smoke weed.
E
I have a Pennsylvania medical marijuana. I would be willing to drop for a job.
D
I'd be clean in 30 days.
B
How long have you been smoking weed? On the regular,
D
But about a year. It helps me eat. So you truth?
B
Just a year.
D
Yeah, I. I've had some stomach problems in the past and
E
up here and there.
D
Helps me eat Right.
B
Do you crap yourself?
D
Pardon me?
B
I mean, is the stomach problems to the point that you crap yourself on the job?
D
No. Number.
B
I mean, I'm just. This is a formal interview. Are you a homosexual? Are you straight?
D
I'm straight.
B
Have you ever had a homosexual experience, even under the influence of marijuana? All right. I mean, you don't have to be offended. If you're going to come work for me and live out here in Walnut Springs and we're going to be around each other, I need to know if you're homosexual or not.
E
You said there's a dog interview.
D
So, like, I'm way sillier than this. I could play off of this. You're saying
B
we lost Tim. That's the worst.
H
You can't ask those questions in a job interview, John.
B
When's the last one you've given? Tim's offended. Yes. You can't do cussed in the interview. He shouldn't have cussed in the interview.
H
He just. He's out.
B
That's it.
H
Done. That's like when you. The first thing is like, wow, I'm smoking weed now. I'm high right now. That's not good in an interview either.
B
So, Tim, go to jcwshow.com, click email. John, the only thing I heard about all of that. I don't care how fat, skinny, gay, straight, anything you are. I read I can build dune buggies.
I
Yes.
B
That's ridiculous. And that is why I took your call. Because I'm going to build this Lamborghini into Baja. And here's what I need. I don't need an I can build dune buggies. I need photos of your previous work that you did that you can recreate. And when you get down here saying that you're taking ownership of these photos, saying you did it, and when you start getting down the road and it's obvious you didn't build the pictures you sent us, your ass is going back to Philadelphia or no Pittsburgh. I need proof that people can do what they say they can do and not just Friends calling as references because they you owe money. That's happened Bill in Chicago. Do you not remember the Bill in Chicago story? But I will hire a builder, a real one, to help us build this Lamborghini which we got to get started on immediately. Okay, that wasn't much of a lightning round. So you can call in with your cars during the show. Coming up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Babo JD or y' all are y' all where they did they really leave this time? Oh, they really left this time. All right. We'll be right back.
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Little blue dune bugger in my hand.
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This is the john clay wolf show. Check out the gmtv garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream at jc.
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Free agent quarterback Russell Wilson is reportedly considering retiring and becoming a in studio analyst or joining the New York Jets. Well, I'll say this, if you become an analyst, you'll have a chance to go to the playoffs.
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We now return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by Gimme the Vid.com and check out the podcast Whatever Happened with Aaron Rogers.com
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There's Pittsburgh what's Happening with Aaron Rodgers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD what you had questions?
I
I did. I was watching the video during the break. If you go to the jcwshow.com and go to the YouTube stream during the commercial breaks, sometimes we play videos of different things and you're on the motorcycle. Nude women or nude women or chicks sometimes in bikinis, fishing. In this case, it was a bunch of mopars that I believe you just bought some of them though. I was looking at those. Some of them are so rusty and so kind of, well, ragged out.
B
Talking s about my stuff.
I
Well, I'm just saying, are these, are
B
those how would you like, I mean, do you have any dogs?
I
Not anymore.
B
Yeah, because they're all wore out. Dead dogs.
I
These are rusted. They've been cancer bone sitting in the fields for years.
B
Yeah.
I
Are they ever going to see the light of day again? Can you get a vehicle that's that lost, that rusted, it's been sitting and not moved for maybe 20 years.
B
Right.
I
Will that ever see the light of day again?
B
Okay, so we're gonna absolute sell those mopar chargers.
I
Okay.
B
And it's June 6th. I'm putting a plug in you guys. Go to what is it? Gmtvauctions.com and you can start. They're picturing them today and they're getting them up. But yeah, it's just Hard to believe. Say there's 87 of them. They will also. Some will be parts, and some will get redone and. Didn't you see my fire chicken?
I
Yeah, I saw the fire chicken.
B
That was that. It was that.
I
Was it that bad?
B
Yeah.
D
I don't remember.
B
You just forget.
I
I did forget. It's been.
B
You do forget.
I
It's been a lot of years.
B
Three years.
I
Yeah. It took a long.
F
Was it three? It feels like nine years.
I
It does feel like 20 years.
B
It took a hundred grand. God. 120 to be exact.
I
Jesus.
H
And how many people?
B
Six people?
H
Seven people?
B
Three people lost their jobs over there. It is. Yeah. I mean, that was after it was, like, done. That was when we were excited. That was like the roof and the windows and the doors are on, and all we had to do was do the trim, and that was what it looked like when it rolled in.
I
Okay.
B
JCW showed up. I mean. See what I mean? Jcwshow.com you can watch the video stream. Look, that's when we're sandblasting it. It's on a rotisserie. Yeah. And that was after the first paint job. I didn't like the paint job, so we went back and got it repainted out here because Alcoholic Bill from Chicago said, it's not good enough. I said, you're right. That's the only thing you were ever right about, is it wasn't good enough. Then that engine, we had it completely rebuilt, repainted, re. Accessoried. Get in there. And I was like, you know what? I'm like a woman. I'm like, I want a better engine. Screw it, really. There. There's the new engine. That's the LT4. That cost really, like, after everything, really. 30,000.
J
Holy.
B
And I gave 10,000 for the block, and it was another 20 to get it finished.
I
At some point, didn't you just go, this is silly?
B
Well, I mean, like when you were. When you were having sex with that woman and you didn't pull out.
I
Right.
B
And then she told you a month later that you were going to be a father.
I
I remember that.
B
This same thing, same deal. It's the same thing.
F
Quitters Never win, J.D.
J
ryan.
I
And.
B
But now I got a steady piece of asteride every morning.
I
Yeah, you do. It's beautiful. It is beautiful.
H
But it only cost 100.
I
It's overpriced. It's like dating.
B
What's a woman cost?
I
It's dating a stripper. That's a strip. That's your stripper.
B
It's my stripper.
I
Because it's. Sheila costs too much.
H
Oh, would you name her.
B
Just did now.
I
Just did right now.
B
Sheila.
D
All right.
I
I just didn't know how many of these things get parted out. And some of them just.
B
I would say out of those 80 cars that are there. Yeah. 25 will be full rebuilds.
I
Damn, That's a lot.
B
At least people go into them thinking that.
H
And then they'll call.
B
But that body style. But that body style is. Is coming back on. That it. It. Yes.
I
Okay.
B
What? Like, over what period of time? Over the next 20 years, I'd say. I think 25 of them will get fully rebuilt. The RT VIN numbers and the Super B VIN numbers. The good ones. That VIN better anyway.
K
What year?
I
What years?
B
71 to 74.
I
71. 74.
B
I think that's right. Yeah. What other questions do you have, young samurai?
I
I just wondered what those. Because you. It seems like you're buying a lot of these. Every other day we hear you're somewhere else buying a bunch of cars in a field someplace, and we all think, has John finally lost it? Has he loosed his mind?
F
You mean we.
I
Is there. Okay. Bob. Bobbo thought that I saw.
F
I literally saw him lose it back in 2007, man.
D
What?
I
What. What for? What did he do?
F
I don't remember.
I
Oh, yeah, you do. You still want to talk about it? You tell me about it all the time. Well, when private.
H
Here's your song for your car.
F
Wow.
I
Where's my Cadillac, by the way?
B
I need to send. I need to send homeschool video man. Kyle. A video that we did. Speaking of being out doing videos, today's video is pretty fun. The one that goes up at noon.
I
What is it?
B
And this was a rush, so we shot it Thursday, and they didn't start working on it till yesterday morning. So they have.
I
That's very fast.
B
Very fast, Very fast. So they've been up on methamphetamines and barbiturates all night. No question. The video crew, people that don't know.
I
If you've never done video, you just have no concept. I remember when I used to do a TV show, the show was 30 minutes on Fox Television once a week, and my mother watched it once, and she called me and she said, so what do you do the rest of the week?
J
Mom.
I
Mom, It's. It's not live. That was recorded all week. People don't understand, though, how much time it takes to do video.
F
Yeah.
H
Moms will bust your balls.
I
I know, right? So what do you do the rest of the week.
B
What does she do the rest of the week?
I
My mom's dead. Thanks. She does nothing.
B
How did she die?
I
Heart attack. As my dad did you give her a heart attack? I probably did.
B
Hey, Kyle. Cuban. I just sent you a video I need you to load into the system for the next deal. You can throw this up. It's a teaser of this week's video that we're putting up at noon. 8008-0072-3480-0800. It's not the best car by any shot, but one of the coolest cars we've ever bought. Especially a stick.
I
Okay.
B
Yeah, ever.
I
That's. That's saying a lot because you bought a lot of cool.
B
I sent it to rollins and josh and Richard's like, how much, how much? How much I'm gonna buy, you know
H
which car for everybody.
F
You say that and I got one in my.
E
Nobody knows.
B
Nobody knows. This is an absolute secret. Oh. I mean it just happened Thursday.
I
Cooler than the suburban. I mean that suburban was pretty cool.
B
It's just different.
I
Different.
B
It's not nearly as expensive. I mean like think of the monkeys.
I
Yep. The monkey mobile.
B
Yeah, it's kind of.
H
So it's a van.
B
It just, just.
I
I'm going to guess now monkey was not a van.
B
Oh, you got it up. Roll it. Roll it. Go to jcwshow.com here.
E
Go.
B
Roll it.
H
We're looking at John in this particular
I
vehicle here leaning out the window.
B
Oh, let's think.
J
Yeah.
B
Where in the world. Where in the world would you. I mean, guess which state. You guess.
I
Louisiana.
B
Close.
I
No, I know.
H
I can't say.
I
You can't say.
D
Yeah.
B
Baba. What state did that come out of?
F
Mississippi.
B
Close.
H
For those on the radio, it's a.
B
It's a lifted with 38 big lift, badass build. Lincoln Town Car limo, four wheel drive that's sitting on 38 off road tires and underneath in the stereo at 10,000 for sure. Maybe, maybe 15 in the. The. The running gear on it. You know, if we wanted to build a badass four wheel drive, just throw that away and take those parts off of it. I mean it's $20,000 worth of gear there.
H
It runs good.
B
Those shocks cost more than that.
H
Long shot doesn't rattle your teeth out or nothing.
B
No, really. No, it's good. They built it. Well.
I
South Carolina.
B
No, I'm still wrong.
I
Callers call in Alabama.
B
I mean, are you just going to guess every. If you're going to guess these states, you got to name their head coach. Just act like you had to prove that you have the right to name.
I
I do not have the right.
F
Reindeer Games. JD Reindeer Games. You got to know the coach.
B
Bob. Bob. Look at that car. How can you not know?
F
I know I'm crazy about Lincoln.
B
No, but how do you not know what state it come from?
H
Can I give them a hint?
F
Looks like Mississippi to me. But, I mean, it could be Florida.
B
It does look.
F
Could be Georgia.
B
It's Oklahoma.
K
Really?
B
Yeah.
F
That's the cleanest Oklahoma Sonic I've ever seen.
I
The reason why I don't think that because we never buy anything from Oklahoma. Because Oklahoma people always think their crap's worth a zillion dollars.
B
And that's what this video is about.
I
Okay?
B
And like, so. So this guy we bought four cars from, and he's an Indian. His mama's full blood Cherokee or Choctaw or something. Okay. And. And I was like, this is a moment in my life where, you know, something's finally coming together. Where I meet in Oklahoma that I can actually do business with, actually. And so we went to Sonic and we did the Pilgrims and the Indians. Did you really? In a lifted Lincoln limo.
I
Oh, my God.
B
Well, I said think of the monkeys. I got it.
E
Yes.
B
So he and I are in the back of that Lincoln, and we're having our Thanksgiving, Oklahoma, Texas reunion moment. Bridge the gap.
I
Perfect.
B
Yeah. This is Indian Outlaw. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolfe. And we'll be back in just a minute.
D
Oh, yeah.
C
We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com
B
Shady, did you see us on the news last night on Channel 8?
I
Yeah. What was that all about?
B
Just the hail thing. It's like the most press I ever got was from getting the hell beat out of me and loses a bunch of money.
H
Oh, you're on Channel 8.
I
Yeah, Channel 8. WFAA. The Dallas Morning News.
F
I saw that.
I
Yeah.
H
I was wondering when they're gonna catch up to that, because they were way behind on the story.
B
Stoners.
I
Well, they had to get an angle. Somebody that lost a lot of money in the hailstorm.
B
You know, I was thinking about it. I'm like, is this really good press? I mean, do I really want to be doing this? Because Amir got it all set up and she's like, oh, and they're all excited. Post posted on your socials. It's like, let's not. Let's not. Let's don't say we did.
I
What's the downside?
B
I mean, you know, John Wolf is dying of cancer. Let's interview John Wolf. What did it feel like before you die of cancer, John? Well, you know, it's pretty.
I
The news loves disasters, right? Look what they're doing with everything else they've got going today.
B
And she wanted to come film this and film that. I'm like, just go to my YouTube channel and steal the film. Well, we'd rather not. You know, I said. I said, the footage I have is better than what your people are going to make.
I
Anything you guys are going to get, right? Absolutely.
B
I said, it's mine to give you. Well, we really need to do it ourselves. I said, yours won't be as good, and I'm not going to take the time to meet you out there and have people calling me and asking. And then I finally said, just go by the hail place where they're repairing it and y' all can do that. And then they called me, freaking out. Shut the whole place. The news is out here. The news.
I
You didn't tell them they were coming?
B
No, I didn't think about it. I didn't think about it.
I
The TV channel shows up and I
B
said, just tell me. Get the hell out of there. Yeah. So then they went and ran her off. And then she called me and said, why did they run me, officer? Because you asked one of their workers if they were illegal.
J
Oh, what?
B
Yeah. And I'm like, that's not cool. This chick's from. She's got a work visa. But the fact you asked.
I
Yeah, that's bad.
B
She's like, I'd never do that. Now, this is what I was told. Third party. She said, I would never do that. That is not true. And she didn't appreciate the accusation. I kind of believe her.
I
I kind of believe her, too. Yeah, they may have freaked out. When you see news people show up and if there are people around that maybe shouldn't be seen on camera, they freak out.
B
Well, there's always an ex con that's got a. That's jumped bond in any mechanical situation, any car meet any drag race, anything with automobiles. There is someone there that has an active warrant that is turning their. When they see a camera, they turn around. Just watch the YouTubers and you'll just see these people flipping around, flipping around, flipping around. Those are the guilty ones.
I
Every single.
B
When we went. When Richard and I went to that deal in Scottsdale and we were walking through this place, sure. They called after, hey, you can't hear that footage. You can't hear that footage. I'm like, why? Well, there's some people in the back that didn't realize that there would be cameras as we broadcast. I'm like, so what are they doing? They running from the law? They're running from their ex wives or something? I said, just point out who they are and we'll blur them out or cut it out.
I
Sure.
B
Well, no, you can't do it. I'm like, well, we're going to do it.
I
Yeah.
B
So you called me down here, I drove down here. I got my buddy Rollins to come down here, look at your crap. That's too high. We're not. We left with nothing. We're at least going to leave with a decent video. I'm going to air it. So what do you not want aired? You know, Bobbo and JD Are both wanted by the law and they can't be in the video. Okay, well, send me pictures of Bobbo and JD and we'll clip them out.
I
Simple. Used to see that a lot with cops. If you're, if you're in public, you can be on camera. Unless they specifically ask you. Please blur me.
F
Yeah.
H
So this news agency walks in with his camera. With a camera.
B
No, they didn't scatter.
I
Just a couple of people.
B
It's always just the one person.
H
Yeah.
I
What are they doing here? Are they chasing me? No, everybody's not after use.
B
There was one guy I was talking to, but. But these hail. These hail people come from all over the world. Oh, God. They fly around the world to work on these cars. One thing they're doing, the work these guys are doing. Incredible, amazing. And I've seen a lot of it, but I'm like, okay, they're taking a little longer than they thought, but they're doing good. No,
I
Forget at the resort.
F
I'm sorry, man.
B
And that bit right there got us kicked off a San Diego radio 10 years ago. I'd like to celebrate that moment. Getting kicked off from the alternative. The. The lady was alternative lifestyle.
F
Is that right?
B
Hmg, lbq and wnba. Yep. And that bit, if you remember, it was Borderman.
H
Yeah, yeah.
B
And they kicked us off and she raised such hell. I said, just let us go. And I don't give a damn. How many radio stations have we been kicked off of?
F
4.
D
7.
I
I thought it was more.
H
Well, no, we got. Can we talk?
B
We're back on in Shreveport.
H
We got kicked off on one before we even started.
I
So, yeah, there was one.
F
Yeah, there's been a temporary one.
B
It's always this programming bs. It's these guys. Always, always. And, And I, I want to Break those walls down. There's some program directors that I want revenge on. Oh God, no.
F
Don't do it. Don't do it.
B
Why these? I've got to have something to be mad at. I've got to have a chip on my shoulder to go do. To do.
F
Well, this is like the cokes of what you call the hunter virus that's going down.
I
Oh, the new virus.
F
These couple came to Argentina.
I
They came to Argentina and they wanted
F
to see the birds.
I
They want to see the birds.
F
I don't want to just wash the birds.
I
No. What do they want to do?
F
They want to do other things with
I
the birds in Argentina.
F
I introduced them to a tropical parrot.
I
A tropical parrot.
F
Their name is Veronica. And I don't know what they do
B
to ironic, but what happened?
F
They got the hunter bio and now the whole boat is full of people.
B
Adam. New Jersey Adam.
E
What's up, John?
B
What you got? Good morning. What's going on, New Jersey? What's on your mind?
E
So what's up, buddy? I've got a. I guess, I guess compared to you, I've got a very small wholesale operation up here and we run about 350 cars a month. That's a lot, you guys.
B
That's a lot. What percentage of them are consignment versus company owned?
E
Zero.
B
Okay, so you own them all or you can sign them all.
E
It's all. We buy them, we flip them, we turn them.
B
Gotcha. Okay, now I understand better because a lot of these people are selling numbers, right? And they're selling them on consignment like Adcock. They've got a ton of consigners. Yeah. And then if you don't, if you're consigning other people's cars, then you cannot have a high sell through rate because you don't own the car. So you can't make the decision to sell it or not. Okay, go ahead with your question.
E
100 behind you, man.
I
We.
E
If anyone has to run in my lane, my first question is, well, what buys it? You know? Yeah, I don't want to hear you want a grand MMR and it's a Mazda CX5 because it's not going to work. You know, we're gonna, we're gonna buy the car from you, you know, win, lose or draw. But my question, my question to you is, John. And, and again, I try to, I try to be as polite to people as I possibly can when they call me because my number is on this website. I'm the guy who picks up, I'M the operator. I'm the buyer. You know, I'm doing it all.
B
So if you're screwing the office help, you're screwing yourself.
D
What's that?
B
I said, so if you're. If you're ha. If you're screwing the office help, you're screwing yourself.
E
Yeah, exactly.
G
100.
B
What's the name of your outfit? What's the name of your outfit? I want to look it up.
F
DNA.
E
Auto Wholesale.
F
DNA.
E
Like the three letters.
B
Okay. And. And what city are you in?
E
Yeah, we're in Moonaki, New Jersey, By. By Giant Stadium.
B
Okay.
E
Right outside. We're right. Right outside of Manhattan.
I
Gotcha.
B
Now what? You had a question about how to handle a buyer or something like that, and you wanted my opinion, I'll be glad to give it to you. What do you got?
E
You know, when a guy calls in and. And he's real anxious, say, you got a real good. I don't know. I'll throw something out there. A real good bravage. G63, right? Yep. A real one. Real Brabus. Wide star. Yada, yada, yada. Someone calls in and says, well, I want to buy it before it runs. And you say, hey, bid to win it, man.
B
We're gonna.
E
We're gonna sell the car. I'm like you. We sell through. You know, I don't. I don't hold.
B
So your question is, is how do you tell this? How do you keep this guy not getting pissed and keep it the number that he wants to give in the lane? Yeah, they get pissed, but you know what they're doing? They're doing the same thing you're doing. Yeah, they know it's going to bring more than what they'll pay. That's why they want to buy it outside. They blame it on the auction fee, and that's not it. So here's what you do.
E
They blame it on the auction fee. 100.
B
So here's what you do is say, so what do you want to give for it? He'll tell you, so what are you really gonna give for? He'll tell you, say, I'll tell you what. If it brings less than that, I'm gonna sell it. So you might save some money. If it brings more than that, I'm cover and you buy it. I'm covering your buy fee.
D
Huh.
E
Interesting.
B
It's an angle.
E
Cover there by feet.
B
It's an angle.
E
Yeah, yeah, that's an angle.
B
If you like the price of where y' all are at, Right. If you like. If you would legitimately take the offer. But I could tell you the best story. That Ford. How much time have I got? I got a minute real quick. Four years ago, Ford GT40, right? A red one. 30 miles on it. Delivery miles wrapped in plastic. It's coming down the lane. Cunningham calls me and he's like, hey man, I got 40 grand made on this car. Which is absolutely abnormal for a car in the wholesale world. This doesn't happen, as you know. We make a thousand bucks a car, 500 bucks a car, lose a thousand bucks, right? So he's freaking out because he's got 40,000 on an outside bid, but we got to pull it before it runs across the block. And it's about 10 cars out. The week before, there was a comp on bring a trailer that was tall money, right? So the market had just moved on this car after we bought it. It's coming down the lane. And I said he really wanted me to take it and I said no. I said, I'm gonna. Because I'm 50. 50 with this guy named Chad Cunningham, right? And one of my buyers and I said, book it internally. 40 grand sold to me. So he's making the 20 on his half, right? It goes across the block. Because I had a feeling. I had a feeling that was the third inquiry we've had about that car that morning. People wanting to buy it off the block, okay? I'm like, I'm going to get. I'm going to gamble. Because what could happen is it could. It could bring 40 grand less. You never know. That son of a bitch went 100,000 more dollars than that number. 100. 100.
E
And that's what makes it.
B
And that's why you got to run it.
E
And that's why I'm.
B
Because you need that extra 100 grand offset the 200 grand you lost in Hail Adam. Thanks for calling. I hope that helps. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio For America's best car buyer, Give me the VIN.com.
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The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Washington's classic rock, WBIG Big 100 and Midland Odessa's KFCX Classic Rock 102.1. Catch. The nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com
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you're about to witness the strength of real mayonnaise. Karen's with attitudes straight out of patience. I'm a mother of two. You can tell I'm a Karen by my hairdo. Got the BBB on speed dial. If my voice is raised, a complaint is Getting filed, hit the malls. Then I get my squall on, I'm tailed and managers called on getting loud yelling and busing. Freaky tune. I'm gonna be cussing. We gotta handle it. And Karen's will swarm anybody in a Walmart uniform. Privilege system I'm gonna take advantage of.
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I'd like to speak to your manager woman, please.
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And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.
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It's the john clay wolf show starring john clay wolf with j.d. ryan, michael turley and bobby brown. And featuring dj pre k, keith richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and satan, the prince of darkness. And now your host, john clay wolf.
B
Morning, everybody. There's some affiliates that just joined us. How the hell are you? It is May 9th. May the force be with you. Kyle, what was it you were bugging us about?
L
Oh, that yellow car downstairs.
B
What's a yellow car downstairs?
L
It's on the lift. I don't know the exact model.
B
Then why are you asking about it?
L
Well, I was just wondering because they were down there messing with it yesterday. Well, I'm a little hot.
B
What's your question?
L
I was just wondering if they got it running. They were screwing with it and it might need a fuel pump.
B
Could it be a 1970 Charger RT?
L
I believe that is what it is.
B
Okay, so it's running hot, you said?
L
No, my microphone was. My microphone was hot, okay. It wasn't running at all. I mean, I pulled the intake off of it while they were cranking on it.
B
Yeah.
L
Getting anywhere? I sprayed some starting fluid in it and it didn't really. It kind of popped. But then we realized that there wasn't any fuel in the filter.
B
Okay. I don't know. You, you know a lot more about it than I, I, I, I bought it a while back and I, I don't. We've got about 2, 000 cars and I don't keep up with the current recon status on all of them, but if you'd like to keep up with it, that could be your job.
F
I've got some inside here for you.
B
Okay.
F
I saw a guy yesterday. He was here, and I don't remember precisely, but he said we're lucky it wasn't on the. And I forget what he said at the end of that, but. So we're. Luckily we're lucky it wasn't on something. All right, whatever the deal was.
B
But, Kyle, if you'd like to go over to the hail center in Dallas, we're repairing those 800 cars. Yes, hey, I'll give kid home, teen home slice of kudos. He's a pretty damn good mechanic. How old?
I
Yeah.
B
17.
L
17?
B
Yeah. Grandpa and dad are badass mechanics. And junior is a badass mechanic, too.
F
Got the jeans.
B
He's a lot better mechanic than he has a radio personality.
I
All right.
B
Thank. Thank you.
I
Where'd my caddy go? My black Cadillac.
B
It is down at the garage. We're going to use it Monday as a prop on a shoot that we're doing. The F6 Ferrari that everybody's been wondering about.
I
Right.
B
So Monday, we're going to be at the track at 9. 00am we're taking the Newman Ferrari, the Newman box van, the new Ferrari, and another Ferrari. And we've got this whole thing laid out. I mean, here's the treatment of all of the. Like the script.
I
You have a video treatment. This is big time, man.
B
Hollywood, a lot of camera guys. And we're gonna produce this release video that everybody's like, what's up with F6? What's up with the F6? Well, you're fixing to find out. And next Thursday, supercar blondie is releasing her video on the F6 that was shot three weeks ago. And then we're going to. Richard and I are going to shoot ours for next Saturday that will release. And then we're bringing it to walnut springs. This is all, like, people that are fans of the show will know this. This is not to be put on you on socials, but it's not that big a deal. But so after the track, then we're going to bring it down to walnut, and we're going to park it in front of the roadhouse on a night on a day that we're closed. And Richard and I are going to be sitting on bar stools at that bar that's outside. It's like a movie at sundown.
I
Yeah.
B
And the F6 is going to be sitting in front of us and we're going to do our bits right there in this tiny town that's empty on a Monday. It's empty anyway, most time, but in the car and the sign wallet, you know, the new roadhouse sign. And then. Then we're all going to come out here. I mean, there's like 12 people and they're all going to sleep out here Monday at the ranch. So all these rooms will be full. And we're going to get up early Tuesday morning and have all the cars rigged with camera gear ready to go. And we're going to go shoot driving shots through the hill. Country Tuesday morning at sun up.
I
Awesome.
B
So very cool. That's why I said we're not going to do what I talked about today.
I
Makes sense.
B
Because we're going to do all that Monday and Tuesday in our film crew that doesn't have a lot of experience in that is going to be so much better after that day. Sure. Of doing live driving shots. I figured we'd wait. Unless you want to come out Monday and you be the driver of the prop on the Caddy.
I
That'd be cool. If I just had a boss that was somewhere like close in the same room with me here. What day do you take off Fridays.
B
Do you just want to switch?
I
I can't really because Mondays are real busy.
B
Yeah.
G
But.
B
But this would be Monday evening and then. And then Tuesday morning.
D
Yeah.
B
Think about it.
I
Okay. I'll think about it.
B
Because you would look good in that 53 Cadillac that's dropped and slammed.
I
So much fun.
B
That's a JD Car.
I
I thought about that all week.
B
Okay.
I
I've been showing people the pictures.
B
Yeah. And it's your car now too.
I
It's my car.
B
Yeah.
I
You like how I did that?
H
I know.
I
Where's my Caddy? Yeah.
F
That's quite alluring, man. That's my favorite one since that old Apache truck you had.
B
It's pretty cool.
F
Yeah.
B
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But. But we need to come up. I need. We need to come up with some material with it that makes sense. Besides you just driving. Which looks cool. But we could cut off of that deal and do something on our own while we have all the. It's a lot to settle this up. A lot to set up the sidecar cameras. So when you're doing. When you see cool driving shots, guys, there's cameras everywhere on cars that are strapped to them like a colostomy bag. And they're driving next to the car in front of the car. And they've got sensors on them and remote controls that change the deal. If you go to Richard to Gas Monkeys website and look up Texas skid mark full build. And watch the intro shots of that. That was shot in Utah in the. In the red hills. And you'll see the level of what we're going to do with the F6 on Tuesday morning. Hell yeah.
F
That's how they do that. They strap that camera on there just like a colosty bag.
B
Have you ever had a colostomy bag?
F
It hangs tight like it needs to. You get to write pov.
B
We were sitting with My dad at a Mexican restaurant. And unfortunately my father had a colostomy bag because he had his gut blew up. I ain't making fun of nobody. Because it could happen to anybody. And so they had to reroute his butthole because they had to give that part of his correct chance to heal. So his new butthole was on his stomach.
I
Okay, that's really. Yeah, don't say that again.
B
His new.
F
You're making totally nervous.
B
His new exit point was on his stomach. This is medical. This is not sexual. This is damn sure not titillating.
H
It's not called that. The medical term is not that.
B
Okay? So we were sitting at the Mexican restaurant, okay? My buddy and myself and my dad and my buddy just died laughing. He wouldn't shut up and stop laughing. I'm like, what's so funny? He's like, I wonder if he's taking a dump right now. That's terrible.
I
Poking like a seven year old way, right? God.
F
I mean, hell no.
B
That's terrible. Isn't that terrible?
I
That's pretty bad.
B
That was a bad gig, dude. When that happened to him, I mean, that was not. He's probably my age.
I
Oh, that.
B
Oh, and what's it called? Not what itis or something when, like you get seeds and stuff caught up in your. Oh, in your intestine.
I
Yeah.
B
Not encephalitis. Nope, it's called. Hold on, look it up in the medical terms here. Colitis. Colitis.
I
Colitis.
B
No, it's not colitis. Anyway, he had it and he took some. He took some powerful antibiotics, shots to knock it out the doctors gave him and it burst it. So they had to make him a new one and he had to have that bag.
I
Diverticulitis. That's it.
B
I knew it was. Itis something.
I
Diverticulitis.
B
That's what Van Halen named their album in 1979 after Diver Down.
I
No, that wasn't.
B
Yeah. No, you didn't know.
I
No, I didn't know because that's not true.
B
Because Eddie had a colossus.
I
None of this is true.
B
He had diverticulite.
I
People come to us for news and
F
David Lee Roth actually did a little vocal tribute to it.
I
Really?
F
Yeah.
I
When he went, oh, yeah, that's not true either.
B
Yep. No, that famous album was all about Eddie Van Halen's colostomy bat.
H
This part is like him going through it.
B
Yeah. And right then we went, oh, that's when he was taking a dump. Listen to the words. You can hear it. Dude say he was fine all his life. He did do it wrong. See, you think I'm kidding. I know you're.
H
I mean, think about it.
B
Listen, what's he. What's he said? Turn it up because it's no fun having a colostomy bag. He's like, is life over?
I
I never knew this.
B
I'm pooping out of my stomach now.
I
Never knew this.
F
Surprisingly, most fans of Van Halen missed the the subtext altogether about David Lee Roth's love song to medical science when he sang about diverticulitis.
B
Name the album on the Diver down
F
album, known to the boys in the band as the diverticulitis down button.
B
Coming up next is the lightning round. 800-800-7234. Call in. I will buy your car on the air. Dial a deal right now all over the country. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Be right back.
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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com. hit him up right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
B
Ken and Port St. Lucie, Florida. You there?
E
Yes, I'm here.
D
How you doing?
B
Good, good. 17 Honda Accord V6 or V or four cylinder.
E
It's a six cylinder.
B
Is it leather or cloth?
E
It's leather.
B
So it's an EX L. Is it a two door or a four door?
E
Four door.
B
Okay. What color?
E
Silver.
B
Average. Rough or clean?
E
It's pretty clean.
B
It is your wife's car. Just curious. Okay, so if you sell it, what's she gonna drive?
E
She doesn't drive. That's the problem. I do all the driving.
B
So is she injured?
E
I'm the only one who ever drives it.
D
Huh.
B
Is she injured?
E
She has cerebral palsy. She doesn't have mental issues, but she has walking issues.
D
Her.
E
Her legs are different lengths.
B
She has a really hard time walking and she.
E
She had an accident on a cruise
D
ship and hurt her back and it's a mess.
E
So she doesn't do any driving.
B
Port St. Lucie. I'm sorry, by the way. That's. That's terrible. Now I feel bad. I kind of had a feeling she was injured when you mentioned she didn't drive.
E
Right.
B
What's it take to buy it? What's your number on it?
E
I've looked it up recently. I just looked up and it's got 12. One for that with 57,000 miles.
B
Okay, I'm gonna give you another thousand because of your situation.
E
Oh, I appreciate that.
B
So 13 1. Sold.
D
Wow.
B
Okay. I appreciate that.
I
Holy moly.
B
Thank you. Good luck to you and your wife.
E
Thank you.
G
I do appreciate it.
B
Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell them John gave me 13 one for this car. Hang on one second. Let me write that down. Give me the vin. Like VIN number vi dot com. I'm sending it to him, Mike.
E
All right, got it.
B
Thank you. Have a good day.
E
I do appreciate that.
B
Yep, we'll get you.
E
Thanks.
B
You know, I got a soft spot, man. I got a soft spot in my heart for those damn cripples because I'm one of them. That's why I can say that. I can't tell you. Do a damn. These aso foot wraps that I wear, I tell them to everybody. I mean, I'm like, dude, do this. It will, like, foot drop and weak ankles and problems like that. Without those foot wraps, I could not walk right at all. I mean, I can't walk right now and walk pretty good. I can pull it off where people don't know. But without those foot wraps, it feel. It makes your feet feel like you went to the trainer before the basketball or football game and they wrapped them with tape. You know that feeling, Mike, did you ever do it?
D
Oh, yeah.
B
That's what it feels like. And without that, my tape and all that, my feet would be all over the place. Actually, I went to the SMU trainer when I got hurt about two months after, I was trying to walk again, and I asked him to wrap my ankles so I could see if I could walk with wrapped ankles. And Cash Birdwell said, we use these now. And I put it on like, oh, my God. So I've been. I've had these on for 21 years, and I've go through them about every six months. Without it, it wouldn't work. ASO foot wraps. If anybody has these problems I'm talking about, you ought to try it. We'll be right back.
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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Get a haircut.
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Buttercup.
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America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 Raiders. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com hey. The largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show.
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The deck is stacked against the child whose pencil breaks. And then he doesn't feel like getting up to go sharpen it, and so
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he just chews his fingernails. Should schools be doing more to reach out to students that don't care about schools?
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Absolutely.
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There are no role models for these
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students in their textbooks.
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They just read about motivated people like
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George Washington and Frederick Douglass.
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What about all the historical figures who didn't give a. About any. Anything? There's a larger issue at play here, which is that there is a big
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social stigma in this country against lazy, self centered. The John Clay Wolf Show. Call John, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.
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I got that off the Onion. That is the funniest damn site. It's not all gold, but there's a lot of gold in there. If you don't subscribe to the Onion, you're missing out.
F
For years and years. You know they bought Infowars?
I
Yep.
B
Just a rack on, like from bankruptcy.
F
Yeah, it's now. It's now that and it's pretty.
B
Is it called Infowars?
F
No, it's called something else, but it's like the Onion bought it from.
B
From the court.
F
Look up some clips, dude.
B
Yeah, it's. It's outrageous. So is Alex, what's his name off the air?
F
Yeah, for now.
B
We gotta have him up here. He's not too far from us as crazy ass.
I
Oh, that'd be fun, dude. That'd be.
B
What's his name? Alex What?
H
Jones.
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Jones.
H
He's a nut job.
B
Now. Your friend was a producer for him?
D
Yeah.
B
How long did he work for him?
H
Years, golly. I'd say at least five years. He would always tell me stories about how paranoid they'd walk outside and be looking around and make sure no one's, you know, filming. Or there's. I mean, just all these stories of. It was very tinfoil.
B
Did it ruin your friends? Like did your friends mentally. Overall mental makeup change?
H
Yeah, yeah. No, he had to get out of that.
B
That. So it's the old Stoner Bob dude. Was that who.
H
No, Jaren. Comedian Jaren.
B
Okay.
H
Now he's selling insurance, I think. Yeah.
B
What happened to Stoner Bob? Stoner.
H
Stoner Dave is a lawyer.
B
Oh, good.
H
Yeah.
B
What's he charging? Hour?
H
I don't know, but he's a lawyer in Florida, which is Florida.
B
Of course. Yeah. Is he successful? I mean, I guess not all lawyers are successful.
H
I. I've seen some of his stuff on Insta. It seems like he's doing pretty good. So. Yeah. Stoner. Stoner Dave. From stoner Dave to a lawyer.
B
Yeah, sure. It's interesting to go to school all that time and then you've got guys like wholesalers, for instance, and they. The good ones make more money than doctors and lawyers. That makes no sense.
F
Makes plenty of sense. I mean, it's. It's work too.
B
I know, work. Yeah, but. But to Be able to outperform financially, a doctor or a lawyer, being a scumbag. Used car wholesaler.
I
Doctors also went to, you know, 12 years of school, and wholesalers probably didn't. Or did they?
B
No, they didn't. They quit in seventh grade. Okay, but we're asked to leave.
I
Or.
E
Or.
I
But some. Some could say the school of hard knocks that it takes to be a wholesaler.
B
My mother, poor pretty Melinda was sitting on the couch.
D
Yes.
B
Well, I mean, I remember coming home from on my bicycle and my kindergarten teacher. Badass truck. She had one of those Freedom package forge. She had a personality. Anyway, I'm riding up on my bicycle in kindergarten. There's my teacher's truck in front of my house. And I knew there was a problem.
H
Yeah.
B
Why is my teacher at my house. My house, and she's in there talking to my mom about my behavior. And she named the paddle John in
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the classroom, you know, you've made it when.
B
Yeah, her name is Ms. Cranfield. And then. Then I had a teacher named Ms. Hell Stern. And if you go through my. My record. And my dad pointed this out, first, second, third, fourth grade.
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Yes.
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Every one of my teachers retired after my year.
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They were just done. I can't do it anymore.
B
Ms. Mo quit. Ms. Kellogg quit. Ms. Pettit quit. And Ms. Hellstern. That was the final one. Her name in fourth grade was Hellster.
H
Man, it's amazing you remember their names.
B
Oh, yeah. You broke them.
I
That's the word I was looking for. Didn't you write the word somewhere? And you were accused of.
B
That was sixth grade. It wasn't. I was. I wasn't accused. I was turned in.
I
Okay, I'm just trying to help you.
K
I don't know.
B
At this point, I'm proud of it.
I
Okay.
B
Sixth grade, fat girl. Bunny Easter went and told up. No. Bunny Easter. No, that was in. Bunny Easter was in elementary school at All Saints in. In the yearbook, Straight out of Compton. Easter Bunny is what it said.
I
Of course.
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Just like it. You know, the. No toy parks. Big old heavyset gal. We didn't make fun of her. We were nice to her. But then I started making fun of her. So, yeah, we. We got some. One night we got some shoe polish and went around the town of Crowley, Texas, and I was into a moment when I was like, graffiti in the vans logo van shoes. I was a skater back then, so I was riding vans on the sidewalk and stuff. We spent the night at a buddy's house in town. Chuck Ellis, sixth grade. Snuck out of the house Went around town, crappy little town of Crowley, Texas, with shoe polish. And we're writing stuff on the sidewalks. And I was just always riding vans. That was just my deal. But we got to my teacher's driveway and I wrote,
I
You have such a toy.
B
Parks turned me in.
I
Yeah, she would. That was her thing.
B
That was her thing.
H
Bless your mom put up with you on Mother's Day.
I
11 years old. 11 or 12. And he's doing this.
B
My mom.
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You've lived so many lives in first
B
grade, sitting on the couch for the serious conversation, in tears, begging me, how can we fix this? Because you have one more strike. They called me today. If you get sent to the principal's office one more time, you're going to be expelled. And that got my attention when. When my poor mother was just sitting there crying.
H
Yeah.
B
She's like, what do I do?
I
Were you angry? Were you just rebellious or did not comprehend. Did you not comprehend that this was bad behavior?
B
I think they were a bunch of P words, actually. Because what I was really doing was not that heavy.
I
Okay.
B
Speaking up a little bit. I'd get John on the board. Check, check, check. Right. Three checks. You're going to principal's office. Just talking a little bit. I mean, the worst thing I ever did was walk up behind Brian Bigley, who was a prick, by the way. And that was not Bigly Brian. Do we need to Pickley Brian something in fourth grade. And he was looking in the telescope, and I popped the back of his
H
head into the telescope.
B
Yeah. That was not cool. That was not cool. I deserved getting in trouble for that. And I'd like to apologize, even though he's a prick for that moment, but out of everything else, that's it.
I
That was really.
H
Remember this is all because his brother was doing this to him and so he had to take it out on other people.
B
Yes, I guess. Yeah.
I
Transference.
B
Yeah.
I
Frustration.
H
Yeah.
B
And people would stand me up here and there and I'd have to, you know, fight.
F
Stand you up one way.
B
Just start mouthing off and like, bow up. You know, kids bow. It's time to bow up. I was. No, not the toughest guy in school by any chance. I don't know who was. But, I mean, I wasn't going to take any crap. But when I got to public school, the fights got better for sure. Yeah. I mean, because. Because, you know, you got put into gin pop, and that's it. And. And then the stoners with the tight. With the tight wranglers in the. Sure. And the change in the brush in the back pocket at the roller rink. Deal. And that terrible hairdo, you know, that stoner bob hairdo where they've got the shoulder length hair and they. And they are always coming it back. And I would, you know, I was kind of a prep, so they would want to take me on. And my brother told me, he said, man, with those stoners, you just got to hit them hard. And those smokers, right, you just hit them as hard as you can in the stomach and they'll sit there and cough up smoke for a minute. And you kick the hell out of them while they're doing that. And he was right. John McClintock just took his ass out. I was in sixth grade. He was an eight.
I
I just wonder, did the devil have anything to do with you? I was wondering.
H
No kidding.
I
Yeah. If you just wonder, maybe. Maybe he was helping you along as he.
H
It's probably on his shoulder the whole time.
I
Yeah. Watched you grow up. Did he think this was funny?
B
But that when I got older and it like the stakes got higher, that behavior changed. Well, I straightened out.
I
You straight down.
B
Yeah. When you're a little kid, nobody's gonna hurt each other.
I
Well, that's true.
B
Satan.
G
Yeah.
B
Whoa.
H
Satan's a little echoey there, Satan.
J
Excuse me.
I
You all right?
J
Yeah, I've been hanging around in the 15th century for a while.
I
Okay. That's.
B
That's.
J
That's the 1400s to you and me.
I
I got you. Okay.
J
So I just watched a terrible thing.
I
What? What'd you watch?
J
I can't explain exactly, but it came out of this guy.
I
Okay, what'd you watch?
J
I was watching the Quakers get together and talk about really not enjoying the monarchy in England.
I
Okay.
J
And maybe they'll go over to that other country.
I
Got you.
B
Satan, are you stoned?
J
And this thing came out of the sky, man.
I
We've lost him.
J
Yeah. And it landed okay. Yeah. And little people came out of it.
I
Okay.
B
Come back when you're. When you're not high.
I
He's kind of wanted to talk about John's childhood, but never mind.
B
And those pricks at the roller skating.
I
Right? That's where we were.
B
The parachute pants. And the break dancers, they have it coming.
H
Satan's a little rusty.
B
The break dancers got all the attention.
I
Yeah, they did. They did.
E
Wow.
F
The break. You know, there was one kid named Curtis. I can't remember his last name. And this is like this junior high kids, a seventh grader. And he's just break dancing like a mug.
B
Like a mug.
F
And we all looked at him like he was like a. Like a monkey in the zoo or something. It was crazy.
B
White, black, Latino.
F
Amazing. It was amazing.
B
No, oh, the monkey part. Yeah, you're right. I missed that. I'm sorry.
F
Yeah, he's a white kid.
B
I didn't mean that.
H
No, I know. No, it was just bad timing.
B
No, it was just bad times.
F
He axed me anyway.
B
One of them that I'm talking about actually. We'll talk about this as soon as we come back. Hang tight. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. We're gonna take a music break. Be right back.
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We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com
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I'll get back to the childhood stories and the break dancers in a moment. I need to bid two cars for givemetheven.com Chris in Tennessee you got 11 Honda Fit Sport with 75, 000 miles on it. Average, rougher, clean. Average, rougher, clean.
D
Oh, it's clean.
E
Automatic transmission.
B
It was driven by my 80 year
D
old mother for the last.
E
Well, I think she bought it new, actually.
B
Six grand. Go to givemethevin.com, load it up. I'll give you six grand. John, in Florida, you got a 24 Maverick with 150,000 mil on it.
D
Yes, sir.
B
I drive, you win the award. Jesus. Do you have back problems?
E
What's that?
B
Do you have back problems? I mean, driving 75,000 miles a year?
E
No, no, I'm.
G
I'm a surveyor, so I'm active.
E
I just drive the fist out of it. I love that truck. Until it ate a transmission about a thousand miles ago.
G
And that transmission cost me $10,000.
B
Is that at a Ford dealership? Is that who did it?
E
Yes.
B
So the learning moment here is never take a mild out truck, surveyors truck to a Ford dealership to do the transmission. Take it to a transmission shop. That would have done it for 4, 500.
E
My daughter's a service director at Greenway Ford.
B
So they didn't take very good care of you budget. You got the family.
E
Technically A transmission is 7, 500, but I'm into 1500 right now for rental fees.
G
And, and there's still like a week
E
and a half out on the truck.
B
Your truck is worth what you just paid for the transmission.
E
That's what I was afraid of.
B
So I'll give you 10,000 for it, but I need the paperwork that's got a new transmission because that's the only way I'm going to get any more barely anymore because the next thing to crater is the motor. But I mean, it's cool, you know. But yeah, the learning moment is don't take a mild out anything to the dealership, the brand name dealership, to do the big stuff transmission motor. They're just going to kill you. It's just, it's not their fault. It's just how it works. And you should have been smarter than that, John.
E
Yeah, I know, but when I took it there and dropped it off, I didn't know I was going to get screwed on the.
G
The problem is the transmission's like 3,
E
500 and the labor is like 4 grand.
B
I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
E
You live and learn. Anyhow, I've ordered an F150.
G
I've ordered a 26.
E
F150.
B
Yeah.
E
V8 because I know they're dependable for 400, 000 miles.
B
Here, here's what I'd do. I'd go up there and at least bitch your way out of a thousand off the bill. Just, just shame them into it. Just shame their ass. So listen, you clocked me because my little girl works here and you knew that I was gonna do it because she's here and you hammered me and I don't appreciate it. And you need to knock a thousand off this bill. They'll do it. You're awesome. See you. 800, 800. I'm not awesome. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, ask my elementary teachers. 800, 800, Radio Florida News.
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Sure.
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And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.
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We have video on this. It's kind of fun, actually. Gators, they're still a thing in Florida? Yes. Part of the reason my wife Kim won't let us move to Florida. Florida woman investigated what sounded to her like somebody breaking into the house. She just heard a scuffle in the front of the house. Maybe things break. Turns out it was two alligators fighting in her front door. Here's Kayla Burris talking about the gators fighting it out. Cut number six and video.
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I thought somebody was breaking in because I never thought that the gators were going to enter my porch. Definitely. It looked like they were fighting over territory or something. It wasn't like a mating ritual that I had seen because there was blood and it had its hindquarters like in its jaws through the door. It was scary. And I just warn everybody else in the Neighborhood like watch your kids. Watch the dogs. Because it was. It was fast and they were powerful.
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Hidey. Kids, hide your dog.
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Get your camera out. Make sure you get video on video.
E
I know.
I
They're fighting.
B
Oh, he's in the house.
I
Literally in the house.
H
That would be fun.
B
Did he eat the dog?
I
No, she's just saying watch your dog, watch kids.
H
Where is this? In Florida.
G
Where?
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Florida.
B
This was Everglades.
I
Doesn't say watch your wife and your husband.
B
Actually, they have.
I
There's a lot in the Everglades.
B
They're raping. Gators are raping people in the project.
I
They are not. Okay, we have video on this one as well. Officers in Tampa pulled a woman over for suspected dui and of course they decided to do the field sobriety test. And what did they find? Well, they found a little Heineken and a tall boy in the Happy Meal box. She thought she could hide it. This after she openly admitted to having a few cocktails before in a bowling alley. Number seven. Did you have anything to drink while
G
you were at the bowling alley?
B
I had a Top Chef, Margarita, Grand Mayet and Patron. Right now you are being placed under restroom dui. You ever seen this kind of Happy Meal?
D
Right here on the floorboard.
B
This was over on its side.
E
Wow.
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So we have video if you want to go to jcwshow.com and check the video out too. She's quite drunk.
F
You under arrest, honey.
I
You under arrest. I tell you what. And then she lists the things that she's been drinking. Never do that now. Just say I might have had a couple that cops are used to. That. That's what you stick with. I might have had a couple.
H
Talking from experience here.
I
Yes.
D
You never.
I
You never list them. Well, it was grand monier. Actually it was top shelf. May have had two and I had a shot. I can't remember what that one was. You're going to jail anyway. That was it for Florida News. Unless you want one more.
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Always.
I
Okay. A 50 year old woman in Florida named Alexa Webb Weber was arrested this week after she. She's linked to several incidents where people were. How do you say this politely? She was spreading her legs. No feces on everything from cars to mailboxes. And drawing the anger of some of her neighbors. Can you imagine?
B
Was she doing it with a vans logo?
I
I'm not sure. I thought John would appreciate this one.
B
Cut eight for nearly a week.
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Live here in the Spring Oaks neighborhood.
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Several homeowners have discovered what appears to
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be human feces in their yards and mailboxes.
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50 year old Alexis Weber, seen in this booking photo inside the Seminole County Jail. Arrested for criminal mischief. My husband texts me and tells me that his work van is full of feces. I was like, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, there is poop on my van. When I look back through my cameras, guess what that is.
A
She like literal crap all over the food pantry.
B
Whoever did this is probably a disgusting person.
E
And I was very shocked.
B
Altamont Springs police say early Tuesday morning their detective witnessed Weber defecate in the front yard of her own home. Somebody farted. I've got a drunk story from college and an ex girlfriend that goes along with this, but I'm gonna let it go. Why she passed away.
I
Okay.
F
That's.
H
She did something similar to this.
B
No, I mean, not. It just isn't this vain. It's in this vein of commentary. People love your stories. It's a. It's a good. Don't drink too much in college story for women. Give it to us.
I
Come on.
H
I think we can get the story right there.
B
She just had a slip on the toilet and got it. And then trying to fix it, all wasted.
I
Got it.
B
Created quite a scene in the bathroom.
I
Okay.
B
And the next morning we woke up, I was like, man, it stinks in here. The hell's going on? I think that's funny. And then so I had to like, when it. Clean it up. I mean, this isn't something you can call somebody clean up. No, every once in a while you gotta do one yourself.
I
Yeah. Hazmat team so I got Vicks vapor
B
rub and put it on a bandana.
I
Pretty smart.
B
And put it over my face. And I wrapped my face with an Ace bandage and then put on ski goggle with and rubber gloves.
I
I would give a thousand dollars to see you.
B
Sergio de la Cruz came over and helped me. No, that's a friend. That's a friend.
I
That's a real friend.
B
That's a real friend.
H
You called him up and said, hey,
B
hey, I got an issue. Need a little help. And we. We gigged him up with the same setup. Ski mat, ski goggles, fix vapor rub on your. On the.
H
That's a good dude right there.
I
Clean it up.
E
Up.
B
Because she wasn't answering the phone.
I
Oh, she was already gone. I thought she stayed the night.
B
And my mama just bought me this new comforter from Ralph Lauren. It was nice. And it had to go to the cleaners.
H
Boy, did it.
B
I mean, did it gone. That was when I first got into the bar business. There was a stupid place called Stupids over at smu. And this guy was suffering and from lack of business. And I said, I'll make a deal with you. I'll load this place on SMU college night once a week on Thursdays, but here's how we're going to do it. And I made a lot of money. Sure she drank too much. Obviously she had an incident, she had a crash, but that was when I opened a bar after that because I had a couple of did about six of those and like I made like $500. And I was in college as a sophomore each night I was like, all right, this, this works. This will get me some money made because my dad went broke. All right, all right.
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Be right back.
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From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
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I'm just thinking about this poor video guys, the editors why we didn't shoot this week's video until Thursday and then we got to Ohio to shoot another video. So we knocked down to in one day and the idea was to dump all of the footage to Brandon in Arizona and he was going to start working on it that afternoon and we brought a high speed hotspot with us so that they could dump that huge file to Brandon. He could start editing then and building the story because it's releasing today at noon and it rob forgot to put the extension cord or the power cord into the hotspot. So the WI fi that we had in Ohio at the guy's car barn was junk and it didn't download so they weren't able to get the material start working on until yesterday morning. That's Friday morning.
I
That's crazy.
B
And they're going to put together a video and I bet you anything it's good because the last time we did it like that was the mopar lady down in Houston. That fast turnaround and it's sitting at a half a million long form views like 40,000 hours of watching Geez These guys are getting good.
H
Where can you see all this?
B
JCW show.com click through the live videos. It is a. We're YouTubers. I didn't mean to be. Well, I kind of. No, that's not true. No, no, no, I lied. I did mean to be, but I didn't realize that I. I didn't realize how much time it was going to take. I didn't realize how expensive it was gonna be. Yes, we bring in about $25,000 a month in YouTube money. But it all goes out to production.
J
Sure.
D
Yeah.
B
Like all at all.
H
Mr. Beast. That's all he does. Everything comes in, he goes straight out.
B
And what he says now, I believe it to put on the level of broadcast. Broadcast and productions that he puts on and it just kind of turns into a junkie thing. Like if we were bringing in 100 grand a month, I guarantee we'd be spending 100 grand a month.
J
Yep.
B
I mean, look, I bought some stupid prop cars. I'm doing this thing on Monday with Rollins and asking you to come. I mean, it's gonna be huge. Yeah, but. But then what? She bring in more YouTube money and then you spend it more on. On more people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? But it turned out why?
I
At some point it makes money and it's fun and it sells the brand.
B
One of these days we're gonna make a profit. That was. That was Bob O's line 15 years ago when we did that pilot for A E. Yeah.
F
Someday this company will make money.
I
We make money. Stop it.
H
That was a great line.
B
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio speech impediment. Terence, real quick, give us a news update.
D
Okay. Trump. President Trump's ceasefire in Ukraine Russia three day ceasefire. Okay, there's a straight A straight off that hormone stuff under review. I can't pronounce that stuff. But Popolito. He sees friends with him. Trump in a way, I guess. Let's talk anyway. The American flags are made in USA called Allegiance.
E
We know what we made in China.
D
One could be made in the US survey.
B
There you go.
D
And then history. No online at all.
B
Thank you. Speech impedimentaries.
J
Wonderful.
D
Happy Mother's Day, everyone.
B
Happy Mother's Day. Thank you.
H
The headlines. What were they again?
B
Who knows. But I just looked up while he was talking. Yes, it appears that Trump was directly involved in negotiating the diplomatic cease fire in Russia Ukraine. So I don't know. I'd be personally spoke with Putin and Zelensky. He publicly announced the cease fire Himself took all the credit. Of course, both sides acknowledged USA Broker the involvement in the three day truce. Yeah, that's cool. Gordon Boswell Flower is the best flower company. And if you don't believe me, look on the video board right now. Turley sent them to his wife. Kyle, you did so good earlier. I wonder if you can keep doing good and be on time with your slides.
H
One second. He's trying to do. You did sneak it up on him there, but.
B
Yes. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, yeah. I just threw that at Terence out of left field. That poor bastard's been sitting on hold for two hours. And I just. Just picked that phone up and went right to him. That some. Delivered. He was ready. Delivered. Kyle, speech impediment. Terence produces faster than you do. Geez. So I want you to go down to Austin and spend a week with him so you can learn timing and enunciation.
H
He says it put his mic on. He said, hold on.
B
Kyle, what are you doing?
L
The only reason these are taking so long is that it's the wrong file type. So I have to convert it and screenshot it and then crop it.
B
Yeah, but you got it an hour ago.
L
Yeah, I know. I didn't realize it was the wrong file type until now.
B
Okay, so he was doing so well today. What's our learning moment?
L
Try to stick it into wirecast first.
B
First. There you go.
I
Thanks.
B
800. 800.
H
They're beautiful flowers, by the way.
B
Yes. Good morning, California. How are you doing, Vegas? All of the Arab and Paki cab drivers that are tuned in in their Ubers right now, we're here for you. Okay. Hey, speaking of, jd. What? You've been on the radio a while.
I
Long time.
B
I've got a new mechanic named Guy something. I forgot his last name doesn't matter.
I
Right.
B
He talks a lot.
I
Okay.
B
But he's a good hand. Okay, so I'll put up with the talking. Sure. Because he produces as fast as he talks.
I
All right. Good guy.
B
And do you know what that guy listens to besides us? He said when I was in middle and I would listen to your podcast all the time.
I
Sure.
B
He has two shows he listens to all the time on replays. Us and one other. And he had it on in the shop.
I
No.
B
Last Monday. And I was shocked.
I
Please don't tell me.
B
I'm telling you.
I
Seriously.
B
He did not know that you were here with us.
I
Wow.
B
He didn't. He thought you were beamed in from, like, you know, la, somewhere else. Of course.
I
Los Angeles, where my other house is.
B
Right. So he Listens to Russ Martin show reruns, that whole catalog.
I
Damn.
B
He's sitting out there working on the fire chicken, listening to you.
I
You're walking in going, why is Russ Martin in my house?
C
Right?
B
He's dead. Why is he. I thought we finally killed him. And why are you doing this?
I
Why are you doing it? It. That's bizarre. He didn't know.
F
No, it's true. He hit me up about it. Yeah, that's where he's like, hey, man. So, like, J.D. ryan.
I
Like, he's like.
F
He's on your. He's on your show. Like, he's like. He's literally on the show. I said, yeah. He goes, where from? Where's he at?
E
Where's he.
F
Where's he coming in from?
B
You gotta. You gotta autograph to sign. Coming in from upstairs.
I
Absolutely.
F
He's there in the room with us.
I
I just figured that. I mean, that show has been off for.
E
For.
I
Well, I haven't been on it for 17 years. Yeah, no, nine you missed by a year. That's. But yeah, that was. Those are some good days, man. Yeah, CBS paid us good money. Crazy times.
F
He's a big fan.
I
Well, I will absolutely sign an autograph. That was very nice. That's got to be weird that you walking into your place here and Russ Martin and me talking.
B
It was. It was fine. I mean, you know, I used to listen to you guys when I was doing this, when I was getting set up to do this. I listened to Stern, I listened to Rush, I listened to Cowherd, and I listened to you guys. I tried to. You didn't like it, but I didn't like it. I didn't dislike it, but it just didn't grab me the way that the others did. Now, I. There are definitely moments that. That were incredible, sure. But, yeah, as a long form, listen. It was just so stupid.
I
Very stupid. And a lot of it was inside. You know, there's some of the. He was a genius, and we don't have to go down this road, but he was a genius at making people lean into the radio. He would tell a joke and then stop and turn the mics off to tell the punchline. I mean, there was everything they tell you not to do in radio, and he got away with it. And it worked. We said this a million times. Ten years prior to the Russ Martin show would not have worked. Ten years after would not have worked.
B
Why?
I
Because that kind of in your face, bathroom humor just. It was perfect time right now. Are you kidding? Russ Martin on radio right now.
B
It'd be fine when he came back. It was fine.
I
Yeah, but it was a different show when he came back. I'm talking about the prime time when we were at CBC.
B
I really wasn't listening then.
I
Yeah. Okay. From 2000 to 2009, it was a special time. It really was. It was. It was just prime radio. And you can get away with almost anything now. You'd be in trouble.
B
Do you remember the Seinfeld clip when his girlfriend went to see his act and she broke up with him?
I
Yep.
B
Like, well, Jerry, I. I just can't date a man. I don't respect what they do. I don't get it. And he's like, what do you mean? What. What changed? She said, I saw your ass funny. It's just silly.
I
Yeah, that's true.
B
Well, I mean, we've got some of that in us.
I
We have a lot of that in
B
us, but it's not as. Why does this work if that wouldn't work?
I
Because you. Well, a couple. Couple reasons. First of all, you're a businessman. You have something other in your life other than just bathroom humor.
B
Okay.
I
You have a lot of things. You have airplanes.
H
Intriguing.
B
Yeah.
I
Much more intriguing. Much more interesting. You have more. What's 10? You have all kinds of things going on. He did not. He was very myopic. It was the same fart jokes over and over and over and over. And the. And the people that loved it absolutely were passionate and are still listening as. As examples.
B
Do I need to change our delivery and do more fart jokes?
I
No, I still love fart jokes. I'm sorry. They're still funny every single time. You hate them. You have. I don't have a fart joke. It's that.
G
It's just.
I
It's.
B
It's.
I
That's funny as a punch every time.
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See, that's not funny to me.
I
See, I know. It's never has been funny.
B
I don't like that.
I
Do you like the Three Stooges?
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They're fine. Okay. Do they do fart jokes?
D
Yeah.
I
No, but they're that kind of humor. They're that in your face splash kind of humor, which is that Russ had one board, a sound effect board that was nothing but farts.
B
And that is raw ass talent. And I wish I had that raw talent. Talent where I can make fart noises on the radio.
H
You do have a talent.
I
It works.
B
Oh, dial a deal. That's my talent.
I
Yeah.
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Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800. 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. All the bids are good@givemetheven.com and at the end of each deal, we'll do a fart sound. Perfect. All right. Be right back.
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Can't wait.
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Somebody.
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He farted.
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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the Vid.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Mark in Tennessee. Good morning, you're on the air.
D
Hey, John.
B
Hey.
D
I got that right, John.
B
Yep, yep, I'm John. John Clay Wolfie.
D
Yeah, yeah, listen, I, I was listening your radio station this morning and you know, I, I just reached out out of the blue.
B
Here we are.
D
Because I wanna, I've got a 2000 Mia Mazda Miata in mint condition that I want to get rid of because I'm going to be 69. And to be honest with, it's getting harder and harder to get into the damn thing.
B
Oh, shit. Has it ever been smoked in. Do it.
D
No, it's, it's, it's got 5,900 miles on it. A little over.
B
I asked it. Have you ever smoked in it?
D
No.
B
Okay, cool. You've just got that big deep, raspy radio voice and I didn't know if you were smoking.
D
Oh, no.
B
I mean, you sound better over the phone than we sound on these processed mics. You've got a voice. Did you do voiceovers or something?
D
No, I, I don't. I got my dad's voice. I guess he was kind of always.
B
Well, yeah, but you could come to a. Stand in for me and sound better than me. Okay. A 6,000 mile one.
D
So I'm retired.
B
Quick question. Is it a convertible? Yes. Is it a convertible LS or is it a convertible special edition se?
D
I think it's just an ls.
B
Okay.
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Yeah.
D
I'm not sure though. Be honest with you. I believe it's an ls. It's, it's a, it's a five speed. It's got the cloth seats.
B
Yeah. What color?
D
Red.
B
So how serious, how serious are you about selling it? Because I'm serious about buying it. I mean, are you like ready to sell it?
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I need this.
D
I need to sell it. I need to sell it because like I say, it's too hard for my wife and I to get into this thing. Although I, I drive it occasionally, obviously with, with 5,900 miles, I don't drive it much. It's always been.
B
If I give you a real Offer, like a real offer? Like trying to buy it way over book offer. Are you gonna sell it
D
off a blue book?
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I don't know. Me just I. I'm looking at my data and I'm over that. I'm gonna offer you over what, What I see here in front of me on my screens. Because I did some research during the break to look this up.
D
Okay.
B
If I can make you that offer. Are you going to sell? It
D
depends on the offer.
B
Wouldn't it 15 grand.
D
Now, I've already had an offer for that and I turned that down.
B
When did you have an offer like that?
D
About four years ago.
B
So in the middle of the COVID pricing high, when cars were worth more money, you got offered this. And now that they've adjusted down, I'm doing the same thing. Which is 3,000 better than what you had back then. If you scale it out, I promise.
D
Well, no, how do you figure 3,000 better?
B
It's the same price because the market changed the cars. If you. Do you remember when Covid was going on in the COVID pricing and all the cars went up considerably. So four years ago you were in the heat of that. The prices have come down since then.
D
Yeah, but this is a classic car. This isn't. It's 26 year old car. It's in mint condition. It's a race car if you want to use it for that. So. No, I. I couldn't take that. But thanks for the offer though. Appreciate it. That's why I called. I was just curious, you know, I don't know how to. How to sell it because I've never sold.
B
Well, you're getting. I mean, I can have you paid Monday morning. I can have you paid today if you live in Nashville or Memphis. No, not Memphis. Huh?
D
Yeah, I don't live in Nashville. I live in a white house. But. Well, I mean, I'll think about it.
B
You've got a way to sell it right now.
E
You're just.
B
You're being a hard head. You're being a little bit of a hard hit. European. You're being a little bit of a hard hit. I'm just telling you I'm being.
D
You guys use that word a lot.
B
Hard.
D
I didn't think it could work on the radio.
B
No, I said. I said hard head. Hard head. That's Oklahoma term.
D
Well, yeah, but I think I can do better than that because I've seen cars the same year with 30 or 40,000 miles at 20 grand.
B
Where they're asking that. Where they're asking that. These classic car dealers, they hold on to these cars sometimes for two years. So run the ad for 20 grand, take the phone calls for the next two years, and then call me back and say, I should have sold it to you when I had a deal. Right, for me, because I've wasted $3,000 worth of my time. I know you're retired, so maybe you don't value all that, but I'm giving you a good offer.
D
Yeah, I appreciate that.
B
Thank you, Mark. Yeah, bye. He doesn't appreciate it because he's a hard head. He's a hard head. I didn't know you could swear on the radio either. Jesus Christ. Holy hell. Was that swearing?
H
No.
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What is swearing? We'll swear during the break on the live stream. Just go to jcwshow.com and click live stream if you want to listen to good cuss words.
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Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the US the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Is there anything she does that frustrates you?
F
Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
J
Oh, yeah.
E
Oh, there's not Keisha.
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First of all, Keisha, this is a safe space for you to hear, please.
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Thank you.
F
All right, first of all, she don't season nothing.
E
Okay. I'm not sure she don't if she
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don't know how to cook, but it's
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crazy to me that she don't know how to season.
F
And so many people in her family
E
got high blood pressure, albeit a little bit too much.
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Somebody know how to use spices? Two uncles, both missing legs. Y' all know how to cook.
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And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com I was
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talking to Justin during the break. We'll recap this real quick. Justin's got a 67. Actually, his friend has a 6067 GTX, all original. Says it's driver quality. I told him 20 to 25 grand just. Are you there?
E
Yes, I'm here.
B
But you believe it is a original 440 car? And the number on the 440 matches the driveline and the broadcast sheet. Yes, yes.
G
That was what the original bill of
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sale had that he showed me on the car.
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Okay, so what color is it?
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Yellow.
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Most of those were. Does it have a black top?
E
Yes.
B
Okay, so I had a car like this and it's automatic?
E
Yes, I believe so.
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I'll give 20 to 25 grand, but I need. Go ahead and get the photos and if you're gonna handle this for her, push them in for her or get her to do it, however. And I just need to. And walk around it or have her walk around it with a video. Do you have possession of the car? Does she have it?
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She has it, but she lives right down the road from me. So I can just go over anytime and do what I need to do.
B
You know what I need? You were. You said you were a previous restorer. You know what I'm looking for. So grab the phone, take a video, walk through any. Any, like, blemishes, point them out with your finger and talk about it. And, like, give me an estimate of repair. You know, it's a 500 den. Or this little rust is coming up here. And. But I mean, if you were an auto restorer, you know what I need to look at, right?
E
Oh, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, we did. John, you've heard of studs, right?
B
Yes.
E
Yeah, my boss had 40 studs in his collection.
B
There you go. Well, I'll get this thing bought. I can get her paid Monday, but just give me the stuff and pull the title out, get a picture of the title and let me review it and we'll try to make a dope deal.
E
Okay, I'm gonna load that, plus an O5 F430 on there also.
B
F430. Ferrari.
E
Yes, he's got one of those also.
B
Oh, yeah, no, we're really good with it. Exotics. We know. We are the exotic. Go to. Okay, good. Perfect. Thank you, sir. Let's do a dope deal home, right? 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. J.D. ryan, good morning.
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Good morning to you, man. Did you guys see the videos that dropped out yesterday with Trump saying, yes, by golly, we do have UFOs or. Excuse me, I can't. You can't call them UFOs anymore. Even though they're still unidentified, they're flying in their objects. You can't call it that because the government spent 50 years calling people that said UFO crazy. So now you got to call them UAPs. Unidentified anomalous phenomenon. Oh, dear Lord.
H
That sounds better.
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What a government word. Anomalous. Anyway, they came out with some videos here, and most of us, of course, this broke on Fox and friends. Cut number one.
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So, as a reporter in D.C. in the past two years, I've covered the House committee. Remember, they have a UAP committee headed up by in Paulina Luna, as well as Congressman Tim Burchett. And both of those two have really been forthcoming in the Media in recent weeks saying that it's going to be shocking. Luna saying that she's seen things that are. That are not human. But one thing's for sure is that with that committee, particularly with whistleblowers, you've had a number of pilots and Navy captains that have seen things and recorded things, and that's the stuff that they want out. Right? It got Burchett onto Joe Rogan's podcast because he said all that's crazy. And Brian, don't call them UFOs anymore. What do they call? They're UAPs. Okay, my bad.
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Yeah, my bad.
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Oh, my bad.
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Panelist George Napa. What do you.
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Sorry.
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The UFOs have. They're, he, they pronouns now.
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Yes. Yeah, you could. Them, she, them. Panelist George Knapp had a lot to say about the reports from Military Boy, and this has been going on for years. Military airline pilots, they've all seen these things, even in Russia. Cut number 1.2.
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We're now presenting this to the American people.
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And I think this latest video from
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Mr. Burleson is something that should get everyone pause. When you think. When you see the three orbs that drop, was that in a defensive posture
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or is that in an offensive posture?
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And what capabilities did those orbs have that we quite frankly may not have? Mr. Knapp?
K
I'll refer back to Russia. Colonel Sokolov in that Ministry of Defense program said there were 40 incidents where Russian warplanes were sent to intercept UFOs and. And they were ordered to fire on them. And for the most part, the UFOs would zip away. Three of the pilots, though, did fire at these things. Those three planes stalled out, crashed. Two of those pilots died. And after that, the Russians changed the standing order. If you see a ufo, leave them alone. No country in the world wants to say and admit that these objects are flying around in our airspace and there's nothing we can do about it. I mean, who wants to say that? The US Certainly doesn't.
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Wow, they're shooting back.
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Do you believe now?
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Like, no, you still look like some stuff flying in the air. Okay, whatever.
I
So the military pilots, airline pilots, they're all making this up.
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The government now is giving these conspiracy theorists something to, like, they chum on. Like, oh, yeah, Lee, we're real. We're not. We're not fake. Now, by releasing to see an alien stand right next to.
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Why don't they come down and talk
I
to us if they're real smart for that.
B
Oh, my God.
H
Seriously, this is nice distraction. I. I forgot about My gas being four bucks in a gallon down at
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an ant hill and want to go down and talk to them. No you don't. That's how they look at us. In 2025, the House US UFO hearing committees put out a video. Actually this was kind of weird. The US Reaper drone fired one of the Hellfire missiles and it bounced off. You see that video?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Just literally bounced off. Former Air Force pilot Dylan Borland hacked naps. Excuse me. Backed knaps conclusion that the question about extraterrestrials actually misses the point. Cut 1.3 mike. Dylan, knowing you testified to Arrow. Are they obfuscating when they claim to have discovered no evidence of extraterrestrial positive
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activity or obfuscating like ovulating? I don't know. Yeah, it's obfuscating. A word. This is a word I've never heard in my entire life. I believe it is obfuscating. So why would he throw that out there? To look smart. Just that.
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Yes, he's pretty smart.
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Obfuscating. I mean he knows he's going to lose everybody. The hell's that mean? Go ahead.
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Technology. And are they lying to the American public? As I said before, it's. It's a manipulation of the public perception.
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The statement scientific evidence of extraterrestrials is a true statement.
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It is not the truth about what is happening and what we have. Did you all like to comment on that further? Mr. Knapp, your edgy.
K
It's splitting hairs. No proof that they're extraterrestrials.
B
What would that proof look like?
K
A piece of kryptonite? We could be talking about different forms of non human intelligence. I think the dominant paradigm is that they come from outer space out somewhere else. And they have some way that they can cross those vast distances that we
B
can't even imagine doing.
K
Asking for proof of extraterrestrials might not be the answer at all. It's splitting hairs. You know, we don't know where they're from.
B
Okay. I looked it up while we were listening to that and it says there is no common English word obfuscating. It said they probably meant eviscerating. Obaskate. What the hell's that?
J
You never heard that word, huh?
I
Not in this case.
J
We've been saying that out on Alpha Centauri for centuries.
B
Satan from the hood.
J
No, that's not even what you just. Satan? Don't tell me about your little demigod little religious thing. I just thought I'd pop in the studio, let you know if you looking for extraterrestrials What? Baby, I'm here.
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You're an extra.
J
I'm here for you.
B
Really?
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I come all the way from Aunt
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Ramadan to tell you that we are here. We are real and, sugar, we funky.
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What are you doing here?
J
We so funky.
I
What you eatin over there, cheetos?
J
Feed me, J.D.
D
ryan.
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I ain't feeding you anything.
H
Oh, this is the Little Shop of Whores.
J
Dude, I like where you going backwards for that? That Little Shop of Hall was brilliant. That was a good movie. They should have put me in there.
I
So how long have you guys been here?
J
Well, my name is Obfuskescence.
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Obfuscate.
J
We've been here a long time. You know what happened?
B
What?
J
Y' all was having all this hooscow back in 1968.
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Yep.
J
Earth time.
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I understand.
J
That's year number 3442. And you're where I come from, y' all all having trouble not getting along. You know what happened? What? McDonald's got very popular, and we paid attention. We had to come see those golden arches. Not to mention Grimace and a Hamburglar.
D
Ha ha ha.
J
Rabble robble indeed.
I
You came across light years just to be here for McDonald's?
J
Many of my friends that also come from Alpha Centauri had they doubts as well. That's until they came out with the Big Mac, baby. That was something else. And then we look around, a little thing called Chili's. And then we look around again. There's a little thing called Red Lobster, which was hard to get used to because those little shrimps look a lot like some of our cousins where we come from. But they're not the same. They're not smart like our cousins. Okay, we here, we back, we staying, and we hungry.
B
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, Mr. Obvious.
J
Feed me. Feed me, J.D.
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ryan.
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I'm not feeding you. Get away from me.
B
What's that from?
H
Little Shop of Horrors.
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You lion pilots have been seeing this stuff for years. I mean, cavemen had drawings on the cave walls of UFOs. Come on, folks. We'll wrap it up. Speaking of UFOs and other strange things, we have more of what Trump's done this week. And we have a cruise ship that's gonna kill us all. All of it. Coming up in the John Clay Wolf show next. Don't.
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I'm worth a lot more.
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I'm worth a lot more.
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I'm worth more.
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You know what? You're right. @givemethevin.com you are worth more. And your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at Give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust, and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.
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Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.
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You're listening to the most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast cast. The John Clay Wolf Show. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Can we get on with this? We're like an hour late.
I
Is Scott ready now?
D
Yes.
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Give me the.
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The John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com Now, John, come as you are.
B
Listen to those vocals. Clear as a bell. Hey, Robert in Austin, you got your dad's old Subaru Baja brat. It's got 170 on it.
D
Yes, sir.
E
Yes, sir, General Texas, sir.
B
And what does have any. It says it's just. Okay. What's wrong with it?
E
Oh, it's. It's just a 2003, but, like, does
B
it have body damage? Does it need tires or the seats
E
red a little bit. I just. I. I just sent the pictures. On one side. It's got. That's why we got the Subaru now. He got a little fender bender on it, and he's getting. He's like 85, too old to drive, and he gave it up.
B
Okay. Kyle, do you have the pictures to put up? No. All right. I think it's 30. I mean, like, what's it gonna cost to the body shop to fix the little fender bender?
E
I'm not a body man, but I do know metal. A thousand, maybe.
B
I'll give three.
E
I don't know.
B
I'll give three grand. I'll give three grand for it. I'd get four grand. I'd give four grand for it if it didn't have the problem.
E
I tell you what. Why don't you look at the pictures? I'll send them again.
B
Okay?
E
Okay. Because I'm really looking for stuff. I want to get rid of my rope, too. I'll give you the rope, but I want a Decent price. Now look, I'm. I'm not a dealer guy or nothing like that, but I saw on the Internet, blah blah blah, so going for like pristine 10, $12,000 now I kind of want half. Mm. But she is a good. It is in good shape.
B
Mm. Well, I, I doubt we're gonna get there buying a wrecked car.
E
I'm just saying, don't forget you're getting the road for free.
B
Well, I don't know. I don't know about the Rogue. What do you. So what, what, what's the rogue?
E
Nissan Rogue 2016, 80, 000 miles on it. My first news. Oh.
B
Oh yeah. But you're gonna take the trans. You're gonna take the transmission.
E
No, it does. The transmission went out in it.
B
So I'm buying a broke down Rogue that like if you go to pedal or somebody, they're gonna offer you $50 for it.
E
No, you can probably get a thousand.
B
Okay.
E
That's what I've been pricing it at.
B
That's fair enough. I'm gonna have some. Dump them again. Hey, I, I'm. I like you, you're funny. But you've cussed twice on FCC Airways. I'm going to dump it twice. So I gotta hang up on you, but you keep listening, okay?
E
Why do math when you have the John Clay Wolf?
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So we've got a 03 Subaru Brat that's got a little fender bender from 86 year old dad. We're excited about the photo. So he says he's seen the immaculate on retail listings. For ten grand he wants half of that and we get a Nissan Rogue that needs a transmission. Those transmissions are CVT transmissions and they cost us about 4,4500 wholesale to repair, to rebuild. So right now I ain't feeling it, man.
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It's a deal, Johnny.
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Take it. I ain't no dealer or nothing, but I'm gonna put your ass together like a jigsaw puzzle.
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Ain't no dealer, but.
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All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What you got, Jay?
I
Wild story last night out of Denver. And you heard, you know this about 11:20 Denver time, almost midnight, a Frontier Airlines plane aboard a takeoff because they struck a person, a pedestrian on the Runway. The actually the jet was taken off but doing about 146 miles per hour. They were just getting ready to take off and this person apparently scaled the. Scaled the perimeter fence and ran out into the Runway. Clearly probably a suicide attempt. We have some audio actually from the air traffic controllers.
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Here's the Audio.
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No, that's not it.
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You broke my microphone.
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4345, we're stopping on the Runway.
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We just hit somebody.
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We have an engine fire.
B
Nipples on that news car.
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5612, just hold your position southwest frontier.
J
43, 45. I'm going to be rolling the truck.
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Calm those down. Can you know the souls on board and fuel.
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All right, 43, 45. We have 231 souls on board.
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We have 21320 pounds of fuel on board.
E
There was an individual walking across the Runway.
H
Just walking?
I
Yeah.
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Did it chop his head off?
I
Pretty much, yeah. Imagine part of the body was ingested into the engine.
B
That's expensive.
I
That's why the engine had an engine fire, as they just said so. Yeah. Part of the body was found on the Runway. Part of the body went into the engine.
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Did it smell like smoked beef jerky?
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It probably did because they said there was smoke within the cabin. And I'm gonna guess that's probably human.
H
So the plane was about to take
I
off, just about to take on takeoff roll, just about what? To what we call V1, which is the point.
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Now it's time for plane talk with your captain, J.D.
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it's the point of no return. What we call V, they're v speeds and v1 is velocity 1. And that's the point where you're going to take off no matter what happens. They were right at that point. So they were.
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They cannot stop.
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Yeah, they were doing 1 146, which is moving, committed when they hit the sky. So he just. He just exploded.
H
So that was a good job by the pilot just to be able to
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stop it at that point. Yeah, because remember, it's dark. So wait, wait.
B
So they got it stopped? I was doing something else. They got it stopped.
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They got it stopped right before V1. They saw the. But I mean, think of it. It's dark, somebody goes by you out of your side of your vision, you
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don't even know what it reminds me of.
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It happens.
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A rabbit.
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Okay.
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Crossing the road.
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Yep, very much so.
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What I do when I'm at V1 and there's a rabbit crossing the road,
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what do you do?
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And I'm on B4. I aim at it.
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Why?
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Because I miss it. If I aim at it, if I try not to hit it, I hear, okay, so they should have. They could have done a better job then stop it.
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They have a nanosecond to decide, hey,
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dude, you hadn't seen the way these rabbits come out of the side not see inside view.
I
Anyway. So thanks, John, for. For your insight and you're a pilot, you know better than that anyway.
B
But if they'd have done it just right.
I
No, they wouldn't have got it, would it?
B
Would have. The engine would have knocked his head off and that's fine. And then he would have gone right between the tricycle gear.
I
No, no, there's no time to do any maneuvering. The plane is doing 140.
B
Star wars, dude.
I
Yeah, I saw Star Wars.
B
Luke Skywalker, Yoda, they talked about the Force.
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What is wrong with you today? You just lost your mind? This happened once again. This Southwest.
B
Can you do a Force? I mean, can you do a Yoda? Are you a Yoda guy?
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Southwest hit somebody.
B
Or maybe Hispanic Yoda.
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When did that happen?
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Happened six years ago.
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Southwest Airlines hit a hit of a human on the Runway.
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So yeah, walk on the Runway. You should not.
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Okay, that didn't work out.
B
Stupid. I don't know what that was, but how do I keep from hitting guys on the Runway?
J
Got that from my brother Yoder. Did I?
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Pepsi do you like?
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Heck no.
F
Coke only.
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Will I drink. Oh, snort do I? Party on, Wayne, can you take us out? Party on, John.
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More for me. That's terrible. And we'll be back with one more last leg of the John Clay Wolf show after this.
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From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by g. Meet the vid.com call John toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now. John Clay Wolf.
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You know I was. We were talking about your Russ Martin Days, J.D.
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yes, sir.
B
Back when you were a jigolo and that call in or the story about the guy getting run over on that committed suicide on the airplane last night in Denver a moment ago.
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Yes. Right in front of a jet.
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And I had a poor non PC reaction to it.
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Yes, you did.
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I was thinking about your Russ Martin stuff.
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Oh, the response days.
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Yeah, yeah. And I said I really didn't like y' all shtick. You did catch me at times. But there was one time that you really caught me that I really thought it was funny. And I think when I heard that story, it started playing in my head. So what they did was. What I remember is there was a guy on a bridge in Dallas.
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Oh, God, yes, I remember this.
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And don't kill my punch.
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I'm not doing it.
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Okay. And the cops were there and he's going to kill himself. He's gonna. He's gonna jump off the Bridge.
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Correct.
B
So they.
I
Blocking traffic.
B
Blocking traffic. Cars are everywhere, but there's still a lot of cars on the bridge.
G
Very.
I
Yeah. And it was a very big intersection in Dallas, so it's causing problems for everybody.
B
And y' all are live reading this, like back when y', all, you know, live radio in the afternoon. It's a big deal. People were tuned in huge ratings.
I
Everybody listened, right?
B
And y' all were sitting there trying to talk the guy off the bridge or you're going to do something. So Russ told everybody, rolled their windows down and turn the radios all the way up so he could negotiate with the suicide bridge jumper.
I
Correct.
B
He said, okay, everybody get quiet, roll down your windows, crank your radios up so I can talk to this guy. I'm going to play him a song to help him.
I
I'm going to help.
B
And then he said everybody got quiet, like, now. And then he did this.
I
God, yeah.
B
And I was listening. I was like, that's funny.
I
That's funny.
B
That's funny. That's inappropriate.
I
That was very inappropriate, but very funny.
B
Y' all think I'm inappropriate? J.D. ryan is appropriate. Might as well.
I
Cops love Desmond.
B
We got in trouble in San Diego.
I
For what?
B
On a similar situation, there's a great big bridge in San Diego, and people were jumping off of it, and something came up, and, boy, they called and scolded me. You don't ever talk about that bridge. You don't ever talk about. About the suicides on San Diego bridge.
I
They wanted you to talk.
B
No, no, no.
I
They want you to not talk about it.
E
Yeah.
B
And I wouldn't. I mean, I just touched it.
I
Yeah.
B
And it's just. But there was this hyperactive program director in San Diego that just was just
I
all over us, like, looking for something.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
We got some great moments in the rest as radio.
F
On the corporate level, though, that one member of personnel, everything changed dramatically between us and that station.
B
Here's the deal with corporate radio, it's very simple. They don't want to lose advertisers. So if you're going to push progressive material that could be offensive to big advertisers, you better do it really good, because your ratings are strong enough that it. The second that they pull out that another guy goes right in. It's just like the Howard Stern movie. Yeah. You know, Stereo Smith just canceled. Yeah. Well, Best Buy just bought the whole network, so. Anyway. But it's not as serious today as it was because there's all these damn podcasts.
H
Everybody's got a podcast.
B
Everybody's Got a podcast. Y' all were the podcast. We were the podcast back in those days.
I
Before.
B
Yeah, before podcasts were podcasts. So it changed the economics of radio.
I
Didn't have so many people being so upset about the littlest thing. You imagine telling somebody on a. On a bridge, suicidal to jump.
B
Right. Today. Right.
I
You'd have seen it could be the
B
best thing that happened to you today because you'd actually get attention away from the podcast.
I
That's true. That's true. You get attention.
H
Canceled, though.
B
Yeah.
I
You get canceled. Culture. We didn't have cancel culture. I remember the lady called one day to Russ, our boss happened to be out of town, and she. And she called, she said, I just. I can't believe you're on the radio. I can't believe they let you talk like this. And he goes, let me tell you something, my dear. Can I say the B word? No, I can't say that.
B
Nope. Just me.
F
Just you.
E
Okay.
I
Anyway.
B
Or you can ride it on my teacher's driveway.
I
He goes. He says, right now, my boss is in Mexico. He's drunk, passed out somewhere, probably maybe played golf, maybe not. So I guess you just picked the wrong week to be a bitch. That was. That was the greatest comeback ever. Just to tell somebody to shut up. You can't say that anymore.
B
We need a chalkboard in here. We need to put J.D. ryan on there. We need to put check marks next to it. And after. After three check marks, he needs to go see.
I
I gotta go sit somewhere.
B
We'll send him to the Roadhouse.
I
You can say the B word.
B
You can say the B word, but you can't say it in class.
I
I said the C word once.
B
Class, the C word. You cannot say.
I
You cannot say that. And I accidentally slipped.
B
Hey. And on last. Hey. On last week's video that we put out, Brandy at the office is wearing a T shirt, that script writing that says, don't be a C word. And out of all. I mean, it's got like 300,000 views and thousand comments and all this stuff, and nobody caught it.
I
Nobody caught it.
B
Nobody caught it. She slid one right past home plate. So funny.
I
But you can get away with that on some of these podcasts. That's the other thing is people that call sometimes to get on the radio with you and say, like, that guy did, the F word. They're so used to sound like a
B
bunch of third graders.
I
They're so used to hearing it on podcasts because you can get away with it on podcasts. You watch Joe Rogan. They Say.
B
Oh.
I
Say everything right, but you can't say it on broadcast radio.
B
I think it's more fun not being able to say.
I
A lot more fun.
B
And you dance the line. Totally. Because when you. When it's like to full frontal versus cleavage.
I
Correct.
B
It's just. The cleavage is more fun.
I
It is more fun.
F
They use bad words on podcast, but I'll tell you what. What's that? Nobody reads your shirt if you're a pretty girl.
I
Nobody.
H
Oh, it's Brandy.
D
That's right.
F
What do you call them? Adult. Don't tell nobody my name just cause I'm here.
I
Yeah, sorry.
F
You suck at your job.
B
She has been a treat. This is a.
F
She's a lovely guy.
B
She is our cow boss at Manheim and she manages all the auction operations. And she is a tough little coot. She's funny.
F
I can't talk to her anymore, man.
J
Why?
F
Because I get. I just. I get pent up.
B
Oh. Sexually frustrated pent up.
F
She gives me the that Rapunzel feeling.
B
She's not an unattractive lady at all.
F
I know. I want to steal her out of a window someday. And her husband's like 11ft tall and a killer.
B
Right?
F
So let's not do that. Okay. Hey, if you really think about this Paul Boat, you probably wouldn't even be thinking about this stupid.
C
Sorry.
F
Sick at your job.
B
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Next week in Walnut Springs, Texas, there is the Texas Rattlesnake Bike Rally, which I started last year and then we had an internal breakup on the management of it. Our big rally that I'm promoting is next October. Harley is promoting it. Law Tigers. That's going to be the big one.
H
Walnut Springs rally dot com. October 22nd.
B
But this weekend coming up, there is a smaller rally. So if you're out in the weather is supposed to be absolutely perfect. So if you're a biker, dude, or just there'll be a party going on Walnut Springs next Saturday. There was something else. Oh. Strokers in Dallas.
I
Annual Spring Fling.
B
If you don't want to make the drive all the way out here, you
I
can go to Strokers in Dallas. It's a Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
B
Three days.
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Bikes, babes, beer, and live music. Yeah. Rick Fairless custom bike show all day long on Saturday. Great bands, music, fun.
F
And that's gonna be an awesome deal.
H
That's this weekend or next week?
F
Next weekend.
D
Next weekend.
H
A lot of things going on.
I
May 15th, 16th and 17th.
B
Rick was a little perturbed about the other dude, stealing our date. Because our date for our rally was supposed to be this weekend, and he got that booked with the city, and they thought that they. He was with us. So Rick is. You know, I'm gonna have my own party that day. If he wants to steal my date, I'll have my own party. So there'll be two parties going on, but the big party is next October.
I
Yeah.
H
22nd Wall Springs rally.
E
Yeah.
H
Who's a who? There's, like, a bunch of sponsors.
I
Armadillo, Harley Davidson.
B
They've got the Armadillo, Harley Davis things. Waco. But when they. When they do, Harley does a sponsorship, they have to use the dealership brand. That is in the area of primary responsibility.
I
Oh, okay.
B
And that is Waco.
I
Oh, gotcha.
B
Okay, that makes sense.
I
Bloodline Custom Cycles out of Canton. That's going to be fun. 8:30 customs in Kerrville. Who else? Strokers, of course. Lucky seven. Custom cycles and Whoville Speed and Custom
B
out of Abilene and Gas Monkey.
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Gas Monkey and her buddy else. That's in October, by the way.
B
Yep. And then Monday, we're gonna do that video shooting out here for the F6 Ferrari. That's going to be the heaviest video day I've ever had. We've got a lot of. We've got this whole script lined up. We're starting at the track. We've got other cars, story lines, all kinds of. There's probably gonna be six film guys. I'm gonna feel like I'm on a movie set. Movie set. Yeah. We're gonna do this one right. But Rollins and them, I mean, they've done this for a long time.
I
Long time.
B
They know what they're doing.
I
Have you done the thing yet where you put the car in the trailer and talk back and forth? So you're driving, but you're not really driving?
B
I. I don't.
I
That's Hollywood.
B
I don't think we've done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
H
It might happen.
I
It's coming.
B
I don't know. I'm just along for the ride, man. I was really happy when he said, let's do this scene in Walnut Springs in front of the Roadhouse. What do you think? I said, I think that's a great idea. I wonder. What do you want from me? This is scary. We're not doing it. A gas monkey. There's got to be a hook. You got to be a hook. Nah, it'll be fun. He's like, you've got enough places out there to house everybody. We got one, two, three, four, so eight places in town, two here. We, we've got about plenty of room. God, between the new house and my house, we probably have 16 rooms. What's next? Dial a deal.
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Dial deal.
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8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. I'll bid your car on the air. That is backed up by America's best car buyer, givemetheven.com.
E
I'm worth more.
B
I'm worth more.
I
You bet I'm worth more.
A
We completely agree@givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that. Give me the vin because they are worth more and so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you a hundred bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer.
F
Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.
B
Give me the vest.
C
The John Clay wolf show. Hey, the John Clay wolf show has what you need. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the u. S. The John Claywolf show. Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethefin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800, radio radio this is the John Clay wolf show.
B
Ray in Pomona, California, 2015. So 11 year old Mustang GT5.0 manual, 24, 000 miles. Is it a premium or is it regular?
E
It says premium on the original title cover that I have for it. The pricing cover. Okay, but I've been told that it's just regular.
B
Is it leather or cloth?
E
Maybe it was a misprint or something. Cloth off recaro seats.
B
Like what about the window sticker? That's what would say it.
E
Well, that's, that's what the window sticker does, says the window, the window sticker. I have the original window sticker. It says premium. But the two places I went said, no, it's not.
B
But how did they determine that?
E
They said the VIN number says it. I said, well, I have the, like it's the original, original window sticker because my, my wife inherited it from her father. So I'm like, he had everything in order and it says premium right here. And they're like, yeah, it's not. So I was like, okay, let me call what color? That knows better than I.
B
What color?
J
White.
B
What color interior? Just gray or black?
G
Black.
E
All black.
B
Average. Rough or clean? It's got great miles. Does it look like it clean?
E
Yes.
B
Does 25 grand buy it
E
and. No, she wants. She wants 27 as her lowest, and I don't want to deal with taking it to auction or anything. So I said, let me call this guy and see what he can offer and see if maybe I can, you know, send pictures or whatnot.
B
I don't need pictures. I'm taking your word for it. If it's a stock car with 24, 000 miles, even though it's 11 years old, it must be missing some premium options. 25 grand is. I mean, I'm looking at MMR right now, And MMR is 23 grand. I'm hitting you two grand over that. MMR is like the auction averages on those miles.
E
Yeah, I went to a guy who. That I know that does auctions, and we saw a couple of the same car, same year, but they had about 30 or 35,000 miles, and it was going for about 30 grand, so.
B
No. What kind of. What kind of auctions? What kind of auctions?
E
I don't know.
B
Yeah, I don't either because. Because I. I live in auctions, and that car doesn't bring 30 grand at a. At a real liquid now. Okay, 25. I mean, you know, you can bump me a little bit and I'll. I mean, if you want to sell it, you want to turn it into money, or you want to keep calling around, running around and talking to people and messing around.
E
Yeah, exactly. No, no, I want to turn it into money.
B
Okay, well, Yeah, I got 25 grand real. So bump me a little bit and I'll tell you if I take it or not.
E
Can't do 26.
B
If I do 26 to own it.
E
Let me. Send me the offer through email.
B
No, no, no. You called into the radio in front of everybody. Here we are. You're putting me on the spot. I'm putting spot. If I give 26, do I own it? Is it yours to sell?
E
No, it's hers. I just thought.
B
Where's she. Call me back with her on the phone. Call me back with her on the phone.
E
Okay. Okay.
D
I can't.
E
Look, can. If you stay on the phone. Can we just three way. Can I call her right now?
B
I don't want to, dude. I'm not into that kinky stuff.
E
You got it. You got it, you got it.
B
No, no, no. I'm. I'm fine with a, with a party call. I'd like, not like to call it three way with you and your old lady, but I'm going to put you on hold. Pre K, you got him on four. And when Ray gets the three way set up with his old lady, we're gonna, we're gonna do it on the air.
H
Three way coming up next.
B
Hang on, Ray. Okay, you should get her three weight up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio.
H
Three ways.
B
Three ways right here for givemethevin.com Eight in ten Americans said struggles of the gas pump are putting strain on their finances while the other two Americans couldn't
I
talk right now because they were busy sucking gas out of their neighbor's Subaru.
C
We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up on the cell phones. 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast@jcwshow.com.
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three quarters of a tank on that red Suburban yesterday. Regular unleaded, $103.
I
Oh, my God. Regular.
B
Just the cheap stuff.
I
Yeah. Hi.
B
Hundred dollar bill. Yeah, I guess so. Oh, there's a picture of it. There's a good picture of it, actually. Okay, we've got Ray and Nicole three way on line four. Ray, Nicole, you there?
E
Yeah. Yes.
D
Hi.
B
Hi. Sorry to hear about your pops.
E
Oh, thank you. Okay.
B
How old was the fellow that. That had a 2015 GT? Like how old was he when he passed?
E
He was 58.
B
All right, well, he died young. That's how my. That, my mom was 58 when she passed. That's. How old are you?
D
Yeah, he's young.
E
I am 35.
B
Yep. And I was 32. What, is it a bad thing? What, what my mom got? What's it called? Not throat cancer. Hodgkin's. Hodgkin's lymphoma.
E
Oh, no,
B
no. Sorry about your loss.
E
That's not good.
B
No. Okay. I offered Ray 25 in the conversation for this 2015 Mustang GT that's he thought was a premium, but it's not. And I said, bump me up a little bit and I'll try to buy it. And he came back and said, will you do 26,000? And I said, if I do 26,000, do I buy it? And he could not because he had to call you. So I said, get her on the phone and if you really want to sell it and let's, let's. So I'm asking you if I do 26,000. Do I own it?
A
Can you do 26? Five?
B
I can do 25. Five. Oh, no,
E
I'll sit on 26.
B
So I own it at 26.
E
Yes.
B
Where do you live? Where do y' all live?
E
We live out in Pomona.
B
Pomona. Pomona. Pomona. How far is that from Anaheim?
J
What?
E
Not too far.
B
Okay, run it over to Anaheim or. Yeah, run it over to our Anaheim office. I'll have somebody contact you. Give me the vin.com and we can. We'll pay you Monday morning. Hell, we can do it today, actually. Yeah, we've got a person there. I mean, y' all are two hours behind Texas. If you want to do it today, we can do it today. Also. Do you have the title?
A
Yes.
B
Do you have the papers? What are they called? Certificates, Death certificate or airship papers?
E
Did you say death certificate? Well, she transferred it into her name.
B
Okay. Then that's it.
D
I was like, it's under my name then.
B
Then that's easier. Okay. Yeah. So we will. They'll be contact. You go ahead and take a picture of the front and back of the title, a picture of your driver's license, a couple pictures of the car and the VIN number, and they'll get it set up and they can get the check cut. It'll be sitting there waiting on you. You show up, bada bing, bada boom, you're in and out.
E
Awesome. Thank you.
B
Thanks, guys.
E
Thank you.
B
You can do that yourself@givemetheben.com. work fast is what we do.
H
First three way to be completed there, John.
B
First three way. So right. Done at 26 Anaheim office. Okay. Have y' all seen Melania?
D
No.
J
Yes.
B
The Netflix show.
F
Oh, the movie.
B
And I'm so dumb. This is how dumb I am. So when it starts, it's a story about Melania's life.
I
Correct.
B
And when it starts, it's playing the Rolling Stones, Monkey man. And then the next music is Michael Jackson, Billie Jean. I'm like, my God Almighty, what did they pay for the music rights for? I mean, to put that in movies.
I
Sure.
B
It's high dollar.
L
Yep.
B
Then I'm watching this. I'm like, man, this actress is really on. I mean, she sounds like her, looks like her, and I'm going along for him like that. Really? I mean, that. That is the best rendition of Melania. How long did they look to find? I really did. I really did. Because I've never really seen her talk without her sunglasses on. That's true. And it's her. So she's portraying herself.
I
The documentary.
B
Documentary yeah, well, it's a buy a. Yeah. Self made documentary funded by Donald Trump obviously. And told the Rolling Stones to shut up. We're going to use your music in the Michael Jackson state also.
F
It's a. It's an Amazon thing.
I
Amazon? Yeah, they paid for it.
F
Bezos paid for that.
I
Bezos.
F
Was it good?
B
It's fine. It's whatever the, the cool part is. We said, yeah, I'm fixing. I'm heading over to do an inauguration again.
I
Again for the second time.
B
Yeah, it's. It's fine. It's a chick flick. Really?
I
Absolutely.
B
I got about 15 minutes like this chick flick and I passed it off to my wife. It was like I loved it.
I
It's her life.
F
Oh, this is sad. What you hate when you're your favorite. I don't know about favorite people, but what, you know, famous people. You know. John Travolta was hospitalized with a reputedly a serious disease. It turns out.
I
Here we go.
F
It was just Saturday night fever.
D
Yeah.
F
And they assure everyone that he's staying alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying
I
going around a long time. Bob just found it.
F
Give it up in a bow.
I
This is something that is in the news. That's real though. Cyber attack shut down universities. You know, a lot of these universities and colleges use these platforms to give people grades and give people all kinds of information. Hackers broke into this one and it's, it's a canvas, a popular cloud based digital hub for classrooms right here at graduation time.
H
Yeah.
I
When the universities are. Are trying to get people out of class, they've broke in, they're holding it hostage.
D
No.
I
Yes, they are indeed. What are you saying? They're like. You know what I'm talking about.
H
Well, yeah, because my, my son. I was work. Hey.
B
What?
H
How's your grades? What? Well, I can't tell you them all right now because it's under cyber attack.
B
My daughter too.
H
Yeah. I was like, seriously? I'm like, well, so what about people that are graduating? I don't know. I was like, well they gonna find out because there's probably pretty important. So.
B
Okay.
F
Did you think he was scamming you at first?
H
Well, I can't.
B
Okay, so I know how you think. Kind of.
I
Yeah.
H
I wanted to check, but I'm not allowed to check even though I'm paying 30 grand.
F
That's true.
B
Actually.
I
You can't check.
B
No.
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You're the parent.
H
It doesn't matter.
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You wrote the check. I know they won't let you check the grades.
B
Hey, you Know what? This is a perfect place to set up an Incogni read for the scammers.
H
Oh yeah, this would be great for it. Yes. Because if they had incogni then they wouldn't have to worry about this. And as a parent I would know what my kids grades would be right now.
I
Crazy.
B
So that Incogni company that we're promoting is a robocall and spam and hack company. And if you go to jcwshow.com and click the Incogni link they will give you a 60% discount because you're coming through us and we all have it. And our robocalls or spam calls or spam emails, all that crap has been cut down to nothing. Yep.
I
I get a report once a week.
H
Yeah, I got John's report. Right now you have 415 sent that are scheduled. Well, you actually know you have drop off 372 it's in progress. 415 that's been sent to get fixed. So that's a pretty good percentage.
B
That's a lot though too. I. Dude, I was getting blown f up by robo calls and, and fakers and steal a credit line. Do you want this? Do you want that? Do you want this? There's a lot of work. Hey. Oh, Brandon is on the phone from. He's in Phoenix. Brandon, you there?
G
Yeah.
B
Okay. Brandon worked for Richard for a long time at Gas Monkey and he burned out. And now and then he moved to Arizona. He did five years worth of video work for Gas Monkey. They're all friends by the way.
I
Good.
B
And he burned out. He came with us for I don't know, a month or two and he's like, dude, this is the same thing I was doing. I'm burned down. So he quit nicely, gave two weeks notice, trained Braden on his way out the door. Braden's done exceptional. It's all worked. Brandon went to work for this EV company out in Arizona and as you know, the EV market is not good. So he's back helping us and.
I
Awesome.
B
Am I burning you out again? No, no.
G
I mean this week I was worried, very worried because got the shoot done on Thursday.
B
Right.
G
But very, very straightforward in this video I think people are going to really love. It's really funny and kind of in the video you literally talk, you tell the people, hey, it's Thursday and we're flying out to Mead, Oklahoma to try to buy some cars. And it's real time. It's real. There's no fake drama. It's.
B
It's real.
G
And People are gonna really like the, the main car that you bought that you didn't know you bought.
B
The limo. Yeah. And make sure you clip out what I paid for it.
H
Yeah.
E
Oh, yeah.
B
Okay. Did you, cat, did you catch the drama or was it worth putting in the video of the airplane problems before we took off?
G
So we were, we had that like edited and we decided to leave it out just the way it like flowed. It flows really, really good now because it's very. I feel like the last couple videos, it's just truthfully that we've had a lot of drama happen of the foreclosure house, the hail and like, this one's a really good light hearted car buy. That is really funny because that. I don't, I don't know the guy's name that what you the seller. But y' all two were just bouncing off each other half the time. I had no idea what he's saying. He sounded like the coach at a water boy.
D
Right?
E
Overall.
B
Yep, that's right.
D
Right, sorry.
B
Did you get the part in the
G
back of the really good video?
B
Did you get the part where we like had the Indians versus the Pilgrims and come together at Thanksgiving at Sonic?
G
Yeah.
B
Good. I, yeah, then I was thinking about that when I was.
G
I don't know how that driver backed that limo up in the Sonic, but that was very, very impressive.
B
So is it already loaded? Are y' all still polishing it up? Because it goes up and in. In 10 minutes or 15 minutes or 20 minutes.
G
It's, it's exported, it's low, it's processing and everything right now. But yeah, it's really good video. Like it's a lot less, quote unquote, polished than other videos just because obviously we had no time, 36 hours to get it done.
B
Right.
E
And.
G
But it's, I would say it's very polished for YouTube, which is really good and I think it's a really, really good video. It flows really good. The cars are beautiful in it.
B
There's a lot of stick. Yeah, we had a lot of back and forth, which was fun. So have you been to bed yet?
G
Yeah, I slept for about six hours yesterday, which is nice.
B
Okay. So I, I was afraid y' all were gonna have to pull all nighter.
G
No, I mean this one. So it was, it was so straightforward. I think I got the, the entire, like, car part of buying the cars laid out and edited in about two hours. And then it was kind of just polishing like B roll here and make it better here kind of thing.
B
Oh, speaking of burnout. I need to. I need to ask something of you. I need you to grab an airplane ticket tomorrow or tomorrow evening and come to Dallas. Can you do that? Because we have a big shoot on Monday at the track with the F6, and then we're all coming to Walnut Springs, and Richard and I are going to do our part with the F6 in front of the roadhouse and it twilight or sundown, and then we're all going to stay out here. We're going to get up the next morning early and go shoot the driving shots through the hill country with a couple of cars, kind of like what y' all did with the skid mark through the hills in Arizona. And I think it'd be good if you were here and you said you'd like to come here anyway for a week. And we already have that next thing that we did for Ohio, and y' all could work on that. Art, I'm not sure. But is your schedule available to travel tomorrow?
G
I need to check. My mom and stepdad are still here till Monday morning, but I can check with them and see if they want to honestly change their flight to tomorrow. And I just get on the flight they're on.
B
Well, they're going to Houston.
G
No, they're in Dallas. My mom lives in Dallas now. All right, well.
B
And talk. Talk to singe and he can kind of give you the deal. I have the whole treatment here. It's all planned out. It's pretty heavy. It's kind of like what y' all did with Skidmark. And I'd love to see you.
G
Yeah, that'd be sweet. I'm excited for that.
B
Well, I'm excited to see this video. It comes up in 10 minutes on jcwshow.com click videos or just go to YouTube and you'll see our. You just put in John Clay Wolf. And it's good to have you back, bud. I'm gonna burn you out. I'm gonna burn you out. I'm gonna burn you out. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be back with another segment of the John Claywolf show right after this.
C
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B
at jcwshow.com Thomas in Houston. I see your note here. It says, longtime listener wants to remind you of the Texas direct auto days. If you used to have people, used to have people scared. What's that mean?
E
So, John, I Remember? So I'm John. I'm 40 years old.
B
Okay.
E
I've been listening to you since I was 23 or so. About 15, 18 years.
B
Oh wow.
E
And back then it was a solid hour of you just. You had callers in a chokehold. They were scared to call in. You were just. Man, it was, it was nothing but fielding car phone calls and you just letting them know who they just called. So if they called and said the wrong thing, oh, you let them know it was you. Strip club dj. I don't think you had any other host back then. John was letting people know you call me. Here's what you're about to get.
B
Well, it's been a fun ride. Dude, 20 years of this stuff. Sounds like you've been on board for a long time. It started in a tiny town in Texas and then Houston was our first major market affiliate. I believe Dallas New was Houston before Dallas.
I
Yes.
B
Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that's right. Well man, glad that. Do you like the show better now or back then?
E
Back then.
B
Why?
E
Well, you were raw, you were unfiltered. I get it. You're syndicated now. I listen every Saturday. It's just change, you know. You, you, you are a full blown radio show. You're a Saturday morning radio show. It's.
B
I got you.
E
That's how I began. I'm pretty sure you know what I'm saying. Yeah, like.
B
Well, I just got my ass chewed out so much for I got my ass chewed out every Monday by program directors all over the country and threatened with death. And I just got tired of it. I mean like the Houston guy, I got him fired. Dave at on the ESPN stick. He's gone. That some lives in Nebraska now doing radio.
E
Davis gone right there, that came out.
B
Thank you for calling. We're gonna do backtracks.
D
Yeah.
B
Rolling Stones. If you're Rolling Stones. Head Start calling in 800 1008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eddie Martini if you heard that call, it's exactly what we're talking about, right? It's exactly what we're talking about. I conformed for you people. You people. What's that guy's name? John Zellner up in New York.
F
Yeah.
B
Listen to that call. Thank you, thank you. It can be done very much.
E
Yeah,
F
You all left out the junkly will has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf show.
E
Locker out.
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Main Theme/Overview
This episode kicks off with chaos and comedic mayhem, following the (temporary and likely staged) departure of longtime co-hosts JD and Bobbo after heated arguments about the impending 20th (and supposed final) show this summer. John is left holding the fort with interim co-host, the beloved "Speech Impediment" Terrence. The show stays true to its wild, freewheeling format, covering everything from car deals and elaborate project builds, to riffing on sports, news, UFOs, personal stories, and classic irreverent radio bits – all while fielding live calls and bids from listeners across America.
The John Clay Wolfe Show is a radio/podcast madhouse where anything might happen: wild listener calls, live car deals, off-color jokes, rough-and-tumble nostalgia, and constant reminders that life’s messy—so you might as well have fun with it. It’s a wild ride, and episode #554 is a full-throttle example.