#56 John Clay Wolfe Show 7-30-2016

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #56 (7-30-2016)

Date Aired: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe (JCW)
Co-hosts: JD Ryan, Bobbo
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode of the John Clay Wolfe Show keeps up its signature blend of cars, comedy, and colorful conversation. Broadcasting across an expanding syndication network, John and crew tackle topics from the week’s political conventions and rock & roll nostalgia to real-talk about car values, buying/selling experiences, and even throw in irreverent takes on drugs, divorce, and personal stories. With relentless audience interaction and hilarious sidebars, the crew steer through everything, giving listeners authentic, unscripted banter with plenty of Texas flavor.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Satirical Political Comedy – Hillary's DNC Speech (Top 10 List)

• [02:17] Bobbo, impersonating Rush Limbaugh, reads the "Top 10 Things Hillary Was Thinking During Her Acceptance Speech," lampooning both Clinton and political spectacle generally.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “If I wear white, will they think I've never actually killed anyone? Allegedly.” – Bobbo as "Casey Kasem" ([02:18])
  • “Change the slogan to 'I'll get you my pretty and your little foreign wife, too.'” ([04:00])
• The humor is sharp, irreverent, and non-partisan, as JCW notes: “We don’t know. We think they’re both losers.” ([02:06])

2. Car Buying Calls & Dealer Insights

• Throughout show: JCW and JD field calls from listeners trying to sell vehicles; friendly but firm negotiations.
• Trade-In Highlights:
  • [05:01] Negotiation over a Ford Excursion diesel—JD quickly benchmarks value, jokes about Texas buyers, and details the expanding market on the East Coast.
  • [16:02] Subaru WRX: Conversation about modding vs. stock and how color descriptions affect value.
  • [21:56] Special offer—first car sold via the website wins Guns N' Roses tickets; JD explains mechanics of the promo ([24:09]).
    • “The next person that sells us their car wins Guns n' Roses tickets for Wednesday night. That makes sense.” – JD Ryan ([24:24])
• Behind-the-Scenes Dealer Real Talk:
  • Transparency about how tight margins are, how the car market actually works, and pitfalls of over-valuing privately owned vehicles ([27:42], [41:02], [74:53]).
  • “Dude, I make three to 400 bucks a car. I know you don't want to believe that, but it's true. I buy from you guys and dealers. I am the market.” – JD Ryan ([27:42])
• Market Expansion: JCW and JD discuss growing operations throughout Northeast and Pennsylvania, emphasizing their in-home pick-up/check delivery process ([08:21]).

3. Radio & Syndication Updates

• [09:11] Excited announcement: Moving to new Dallas station 92.5 ZPS and adding more major rock markets.
• Nostalgic shoutouts to local radio legends like Ted McKay, playful impressions (South Park’s “Chef” and “French”).
• Explains how changing stations and expanding markets influences where and how they buy cars.

4. Pop Culture, Personal Stories, & Sidebars

• Political Conventions Review ([11:26], [12:30]):
  • JD and JCW riff on how the RNC got “a little culty,” “little Germany in 38,” and how campaign promises (e.g., free college) never materialize for regular people.
  • “Hillary stand up there and said [...] free college for the middle class. And I'm like, you line, line ass woman. [...] There's no free college, boys and girls.” – JD Ryan ([12:17], [13:28])
• Family & Parenting Anecdotes ([13:39], [55:00]):
  • JD reflects on his father’s promise of free college (never delivered), favoritism for his brother, and how family dynamics play out in adulthood and therapy.
  • The hosts also banter about hangovers, being woken by kids, and “teaching” inhaler use, with comedic references to “shotgunning” and college “drunkorexia.”
• Divorce Real Talk & Legal Gamesmanship ([44:00]-[48:00]):
  • Moving call from a dad selling his truck due to divorce spurs a candid, at times somber roundtable about divorce lawyers, betrayals, and mediation vs. litigation.
  • “These divorce lawyers will get women to do crazy... Crazy people. They are!” – JD Ryan ([46:48])
  • “Everything you can do to not get lawyers involved... Go to mediation. So much better.” – John Clay Wolf ([47:51])
• Drug & Booze Culture ([56:03]-[59:36]):
  • Light-hearted but oddly thoughtful comparison of alcohol vs. marijuana, referencing recent products (THC tampons), warning labels, taxation arguments, and Texas skepticism.
  • “Alcohol is the worst thing you can throw into your body. THC is natural… Alcohol has literally no health benefits.” – John Clay Wolf ([58:47])
  • “Red wine can be very good… helps me out.” – Bobbo ([59:09])

5. Pop & Movie Reviews

• Ghostbusters 2016, Everybody Wants Some, Bridge of Spies, Stripes, What About Bob
  • Quick hit reviews, mostly positive or at least generous; musings on Hollywood remakes ([39:00]-[40:10]).

6. Wacky News & Human Interest

• Lottery Winner Buys Meth, THC Tampons, Sesame Street Firings, Tiger Attack in China
  • Off-beat headlines provoke comic disbelief—e.g. man invests lottery winnings in local meth ring ([51:24]); story of tourist ejected from a car and eaten by a tiger in Beijing ([53:26]).
  • “Have you ever been in an argument with a woman, she got out of the car at an inappropriate time? ... She got out of the car and a tiger immediately attacked her and killed her.” – John Clay Wolf ([53:02]–[53:26])

7. Rock & Roll References

• In-studio music talk about The Breeders, The Pixies, Led Zeppelin, Willie Nelson’s upcoming NE Outlaw Festival ([15:05], [64:41]).
• Discussions about ticket contests, musician sound-alikes, and classic DJ voices add to the rock radio veneer.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Political Satire
  • “We don't know. We think they're both losers.” – John Clay Wolf ([02:06])
  • “If I wear white, will they think I've never actually killed anyone? Allegedly.” – Bobbo as Casey Kasem ([02:18])
• Dealer Transparency
  • “I am the market. We're in the biggest market in the country in Pennsylvania and in Dallas… I'm bringing the Dallas market to you.” – JD Ryan ([27:42])
• Divorce & Life Lessons
  • “Everything you can do… not get lawyers involved... Mediation. So much better.” – John Clay Wolf ([47:51])
• Car Biz Reality
  • “Dude, I make three to 400 bucks a car. I know you don't want to believe that, but it's true.” – JD Ryan ([27:42])
• Drug & Booze Banter
  • “Alcohol is the worst thing… THC is natural… Alcohol has literally no health benefits.” – John Clay Wolf ([58:47])

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Important Timestamps

• [02:17] – Top 10 Hillary’s Thoughts During DNC Speech (Political Comedy)
• [05:01] – Live Negotiation: Ford Excursion Value
• [09:11] – Move to 92.5 ZPS, Syndication Announcements
• [16:02] – Subaru WRX Call: The Power of "Crystal Gray Metallic"
• [24:09] – Guns N' Roses Ticket Promo
• [41:02] – Detailed Lexus Valuation; Auction Realities
• [44:00–48:00] – Divorce Discussion; Legal Strategies
• [56:03] – Guns N' Roses tickets, "Drunkorexia" Talk
• [58:03–59:36] – Boos vs. THC: Health Debate
• [64:41] – Willie Nelson Festival & Music Reverie

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Tone & Language

The episode is brash, fast-paced, and distinctly Texan, favoring punchlines over polish while never straying too far from earnest advice or dealer expertise. The language is colloquial, irreverent, occasionally profane, but always conversational—relying on chemistry among the hosts, spontaneous humor, and frankness with callers.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a perfect showcase of the John Clay Wolfe Show’s appeal: wild comedy, no-nonsense car business smarts, and non-stop riffing on whatever’s happening in the world, from politics to pop culture to the realities of divorce. Listeners not only learn the true value of their cars but get a front-row seat to the unfiltered reality (and hilarity) of life around the dealership, delivered with confidence, candor, and contagious energy.

If you're looking for a radio show equally at home breaking down car deals, poking fun at politicians, and riffing on bad Hollywood reboots, all while making you laugh out loud – jump in.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I'm waiting for Pink Floyd to start singing.

[John Clay Wolf]

My bad.

[JD Ryan]

Turn it up a little bomb. I mean, there's no reason to get into the Good Tune jam without a few lyrics out of the gate, man. Right? I mean, we, we're gonna talk a little bit about Johnny Manzon is. Hang on. Turn it back on. This is a good tune.

[Bobbo]

Trying to ride gain with you is like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

It's like. It's like rodeo sex. You know what rodeo sex is, Bobbo?

[Bobbo]

Sir. No, sir.

[JD Ryan]

It's when you're behind your old lady and you say you're almost as good as your sister, and you try to hang on for eight seconds. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You had to do it, didn't you?

[JD Ryan]

Good old Internet jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Internet jokes.

[JD Ryan]

Top 10 at 10. It's time for the top 10 at 10. Casey Casem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, John. How are you? Good morning, baba.

[JD Ryan]

Rush. Rush is here, too. Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see Rush over there. I smell him. Hey, Rush, want to buy some Oxycontin?

[JD Ryan]

Look, Rush, Casey is going to do a top 10 at 10 this morning, and you might be interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Might be interested in this one. And now remember, everybody that's listening, hey, we did this about Trump last week. So this is simply we, you know, we're kind of in the middle on this show. We don't know. We think they're both losers.

[JD Ryan]

But we did, we did bring Russian for any commentary on Casey's top 10. Casey, what is the top 10 you.

[Bobbo]

Might be surprised to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Did you say J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes. Rush. Pardon me. The top 10 things Hillary was thinking during her acceptance speech. Not saying, she said a lot of things, some of them true, most of them not. But anyway, top 10 things Hillary was thinking during your acceptance speech. All right, number 10. Hey, if I wear white, will they think I've never actually killed anyone? Allegedly.

[JD Ryan]

What do you think, Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Number nine.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Rush, that's a very funny bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number nine, note to self, cancel Bernie Sanders accidental suicide. That was scheduled for next Tuesday.

[Bobbo]

That's actually true. That's been proven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number eight. I swear it looks like Bill is falling asleep. True.

[JD Ryan]

Bill Clinton, President Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he was falling asleep during the actual speech. So she says. I swear, it looks like Bill is falling asleep. Reschedule Bill's suicide for next Tuesday. Number seven. Hey, do these sheep. Do you think these sheep can see my Diablo tattoo. Number six, the top ten things Hillary was thinking during her acceptance speech at number six, where did all the Bernie Sanders followers go? Maybe they all went to put on their Hillary T shirts. Probably not. Number five. Hey, first thing I do as president, gotta get a new desk since Bill has had so many visitors under it. Number four, all my interns have got to be ugly men. Bill's gonna be around you.

[Bobbo]

I take offense to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number three, Better yet, my interns need to be flying monkeys. These are the top 10 things Hillary was thinking during her acceptance speech. Number two, change the slogan to I'll get you my pretty and your little foreign wife, too. And number one, I need to find who makes sharks with freaking laser beams. There's the top 10 list of things Hillary was actually thinking during her acceptance speech at the dnc.

[Bobbo]

Please note, as far as the flying monkeys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

There's a man you may have heard of named Kim Jong Un.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Halfway across the world with an army of flying North Koreans. I'm not saying they're monkeys. Look, yes. Hillary will control them all. One flying monkey to rule them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush is so much better than my casing.

[Bobbo]

With more from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. You're amazing talent on loan from God.

[JD Ryan]

God. Dave. Good morning. You're on the air. Dave. Excursion. Dave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave.

[JD Ryan]

Excursion. Excursion. Dave. Is your Excursion a diesel?

[Caller]

It is. It's a diesel. Four wheel drive.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a Limited or an XLT or an Eddie Bear.

[Caller]

Xl?

[JD Ryan]

Xl, Like a black, like XL without, like a base? Base? Like a work truck.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, what one? It's an xlp. I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Big difference. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[JD Ryan]

Where you be calling us from?

[Caller]

I live in Ponder.

[JD Ryan]

Ponder, Texas.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Does. I'm. The ones that bring the money are the xl, the leather trucks, the Limiteds, and Eddie Bauers. But this is still a valuable asset. Does 8 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[JD Ryan]

Does 9 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Does 10 grand buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Does 11 grand buy it?

[Caller]

I'm thinking more like 15.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you need to. You need. You need an. You need a limited for that, I think. But I need to look them up because it does have a good mark on it. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Five years.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, 1:30 on the clock. Will you do me a favor and go to givemetheven.com so I can pull up the event history on it and see how it's lived its life and also see the pictures of it and then I'll make a Decision.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I love buying these. I bought a 200,000 mile limited the other day for 90 for nine grand. But it was so freaking nice. It was ridiculous. I mean, over the top. So it really depends on how nice this truck is. All right, let's go.

[Caller]

Especially in Texas or, you know, high demand.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but the XLT is not the one. The limited is the one. But I'm not saying I'm thinking 10, 11, 12. You're thinking 15. Let me see the pictures and pull the VIN and we'll make a decision. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi.com that goes for everyone. I need to make a statement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here we go.

[JD Ryan]

It's not that big a deal, but these guys. What's happening, man? Okay, so we're on in Oklahoma and Arkansas and Houston, Dallas, and now Pennsylvania, Transylvania. And these guys got to be like, dude, what the hell are they doing from Texas? What? What? What? What? What is going on here? So just Northeasterners. We're fixing to add a lot more stations up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fixing.

[Bobbo]

We're fixing to.

[JD Ryan]

We're fixing to. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broke. How come you fixed it?

[JD Ryan]

Well, that's right. And I talk with Texas slang, but I have a lot of friends up there. Actually. My mother, God rest her soul, is buried in Greenwich, Connecticut. So I have some. I have a stake up in that area. She lived there for 20 years. I've been up there a ton. Merritt Parkway, Tappan Z Bridge, the whole works. I get it. I've been there. Bought cars out of the Teterboro Airport, the wholesale center up there, Mannheim Penn Auctions. I sold five cars this week at. And my buddy has a big lane up there. He sold 600. And I throw cars that do more in pa I send them from Texas up there. Anyway, the cars that we buy in PA And. And all around, we're going to. We're not hauling them back to Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Makes sense.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a long way to bring a car.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. So that people understand that's not what we're doing. We will come to your house up there. We will pick them up with a check. We've done it already because people. We buy cars from people all over the United States just from the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Makes sense.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, my. My son lives in Houston, and you bought his car. And y' all live in, you know, Miami. We do it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But. But yeah, the. We're setting up a new footprint on the East Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[JD Ryan]

And it's all it all works together. It all works in unison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So just to kind of reiterate, reiterate while we're there, Dallas, Fort Worth, guys. I mean, we come to your house every day. We pick up cars left and right. Houston, oddly enough, we do more business in Houston than we do, which is four hours down the road than we do in our hometown. And the reason is. It's because I took a break from Dallas Fort Worth radio for four years, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three or four.

[JD Ryan]

And speaking of, I'm glad we brought that. We are moving. We just came back to the Eagle at the beginning of this year and started back in Dallas, but we're moving to ZPS 92.5 ZPS. Hi, this is Bo and this is Jim. Zing. And we're going to be on. We're going to be on 92. 5 starting September 3rd, man. And we added the buzz in Houston. 94. 9, I think it is. Yeah. We're on the two biggest rock sticks in the entire Southwest. Yeah. Awesome. So, you know, things are coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's next weekend.

[JD Ryan]

We won't be September 3rd. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a month over a month away.

[JD Ryan]

We've got a month to promote that move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[JD Ryan]

You gonna do billboards and stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's do billboards.

[JD Ryan]

John and J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

This is Bo and this is Jim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. Yeah, like those guys. They've been around forever. They're great.

[JD Ryan]

I want Ted McKay to come sit in on our show. He sounds like French from South Park. I love him. He's my. Ted McKay is my favorite disc jockey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was listening to him the other night.

[JD Ryan]

He's great. He's great, dude. Big old black voice on a classic rock station. He knows more about classic rock than anything you ever thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

Well, back in 1970, I can't even do it. Ted McKay can you?

[Bobbo]

People didn't know the Doobie brother.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's a stoner. Ted's got a French from south park voice. Back in 19. Back in 1972 came and come close. Led Zeppelin was boarding the starship.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like. He's like.

[JD Ryan]

They were really stoned and they were climbing out of Love Field in Dallas, Texas, on their own plane. And Jimmy looked over to Robert and said, man, you feeling it? I feel like I'm climbing up. And Robert said, jimmy, I feel like I'm on the stairway to heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Anyway, yes, he's great.

[JD Ryan]

That's a pretty good take on 10, 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

That was such an awkward. We met him at the, at the Boston concert. And a guy, some, some lackey goes, you know, he's introducing you to Ted. Well, John doesn't like Obama and looks like. And you go, I like Obama fine. You know, no, that look from a guy.

[JD Ryan]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I like Obama fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did you think about the convention? Any, any comments?

[JD Ryan]

I didn't watch the Democratic one that much. The Republican one got a little weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Got a little churchy for me. Got a little chanty. Got a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they culty.

[JD Ryan]

Culty.

[Bobbo]

Little Germany in 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you talk about these conventions in culty. They are, you see, they zero in on people that are crying, crying because their, their guy didn't make it or their girl did make it or whatever. Dude, really, what do y' all do for a living? What are you doing in the real life to be that into it?

[JD Ryan]

What I did catch was the biggest joke I had heard in a while. Okay, Hillary. And I'm not a hater of Hillary and I'm not a hater of Trump. I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm sure I'm, I'm going to vote for Trump if I vote at all. I'm kind of like, whatever. This whole thing's a circus, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[JD Ryan]

But Hillary stand up there and said, and I'm going to work with Bernie Sanders and we're going to get free college for the middle class. And I'm like, you line, line ass woman. How that you can't get Social Security, right? You don't have health care even half ass under control. But we're gonna give all the brothers and sisters free college.

[Bobbo]

These are campaign promises they make. Obama was supposed to do all kinds of things that he didn't get.

[JD Ryan]

But did anybody ever just straight up promise free college?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

My dad promised me free college and I'm still paying for it.

[Bobbo]

No, that's something they like to do, but it's just. How do you do that?

[JD Ryan]

He told me if I get that full ride, because I walked on at SMU as a defensive end. If you get that full ride, I'm going to pay you what I would have paid them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

That was our deal.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd that work out?

[JD Ryan]

Did not.

[Bobbo]

You still got any of that money?

[JD Ryan]

And dad is a Democrat now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Really? Yeah. And I'm sure he's going to vote for Hillary, so it all makes sense. He. Now I see why that was so sensitive. To me, that's why that hit me so hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

My father has turned out Democrat and he promised me free College in 1991. And it's still. Well, actually, I paid off my student loans about 15 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

But, yeah, there is no free college, boys and girls. If you don't. If you don't believe Hillary, ask me. I'll tell you there's no free college.

[Bobbo]

There may be one of these days.

[JD Ryan]

You know, the only guy that got free college is my brother. My grandparents set up a college fund for their grandkids, and my brother went through all of it, went through all of his, and my dad took mine and paid for my brother's. Since I was the last on the. I'm the youngest child. By the time I got to college, all the money was gone. So free college.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd your brother get to spend both?

[JD Ryan]

Because my dad did it for. Because he likes him better than me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he does.

[JD Ryan]

Of course he does. Oh, my God. Don't start this, jd. My father likes my brother better than he likes me. This has been going on before I was born. He's got his name, they're into horses. They're horse lovers. Oh. And just. I. I can about this for a long time. We're out of time right now, so I can't. He spent all my college money on my brother's rodeo career. New western haulers, cutting horses, rope horses, $30,000 rope, horses, trainer. Send them all over the country. Calgary, Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, have you ever dealt with this in therapy?

[JD Ryan]

No, there's nothing to deal with. It's just the fact. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio so that I can pay for my free college. And we'll be back in just a minute.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

The Breeders. Cannonball. The Breeders.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's huge.

[JD Ryan]

The deal twins they used to be with. One of them was the bass player for the Pixies. That's my Ted McKay moment. Those deals, back when those deal lesbian girls were picking that forest string as the Pixies, then they had sex with everybody and renamed themselves the Breeders.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

Sex with everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got that Bobbo and his voice changing machine to do Ted going on.

[JD Ryan]

Now.

[Bobbo]

John does a good Ted. Man. I don't know why I always inflect it that way. You know the Doobie Brothers.

[JD Ryan]

That's not Ted at all. Ted's got the Ted McKay on 925. We're moving to 925, by the way, in Dallas Fort Worth, September 3rd.

[Bobbo]

He's got the big.

[JD Ryan]

He's more chef from south park with the big deal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, definitely. Why can't I do that?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you can't do everything. Rush 06 Super Impreza WRX. Gil, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I am just south of Houston.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. And it's a wrx Impreza. Impreza. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a Limited or an sti or an sti? Limited.

[Caller]

No wagons. It's a wagon. It didn't come in sti.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, Wagon. Wrx. But hang on a second. Oh, it is a Limited. Now I know what we're talking about. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

69, 355.

[JD Ryan]

It's a 06. Is it all dorked out and modded out, or is it stock?

[Caller]

No, it's stock.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

It's a crystal gray metallic. They call it, like, a grayish silver.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna be expensive. J.D. he couldn't say gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[JD Ryan]

He had to say crystal gray metallic. He's building value that makes it hard for a guy like me to get a car like this bought. When they say crystal gray metallic just because it's not. It's not. It's not gray. It's gray. He's like, yeah, it's great. I don't know, man. Is it. Is it, Is it, Is it six, seven, eight grand? Is that right?

[Caller]

I got an offer already from Texas Direct Auto for nine.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. So I'm right there at it. So if I beat that, do I buy it?

[Caller]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, then I'm probably gonna beat it. Go to givemetheven.com.

[Caller]

Already submitted it online.

[JD Ryan]

Then why are you calling?

[Caller]

I just did it. I wanted to get your opinion.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I can't do that on the air this moment. But I can tell you this. I like those cars, and I want to buy it. And odds are, after I look at the pictures, I'm gonna get it bought. So hang tight. And the guys are listening in the buying room also. They hear what we're saying right now, so they know they're. They're digging it back up. What's your last name? Well, I won't even say. Yeah, we'll get this car bought. We'll get this car bought. I want it.

[Caller]

I'm probably the only gill who submitted anything recently to you anyway.

[JD Ryan]

You would be surprised how many we're having trouble keeping up with our customer names in our DES database. Because it's gotten so big. Because there's so many in there. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Hey guys. Buy Gill's SRX Subaru. I don't know what else to tell them. Belton. An 06 Dodge 3/4 ton Laramie. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's four wheel drive.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a long or short?

[Caller]

Short. Red average.

[JD Ryan]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[JD Ryan]

So it's a five, nine. It's clean, it's a shorty. It's 146 on a 06. It's mid teens is what the money is. Does 15 grand buy it? 14 grand buy it? No. Why? Why? Why you guys with 150,000 mile trucks are just so all up in. Well, I saw an auto trader, but they're not selling them for that. That's what they're asking. What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

It's gonna be too much.

[JD Ryan]

All right, bye. 800, 800 radio. Austin 12 Jeep Wrangler with 45. Is it a Sahara or Rubicon or whatever?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's the hair. It's the Arctic special edition.

[JD Ryan]

Jd this one's going to be expensive. Arctic Special.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got that.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. He's adding value. Is it lifted?

[Caller]

It is lifted.

[JD Ryan]

How much is it lifted? 2 inch, 3 inch, 4 inch?

[Caller]

2 and a half.

[JD Ryan]

So it's just right and a half, 3 inch?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a hard top?

[Caller]

35. It is a hard top. Same color.

[JD Ryan]

Arctic. What color? What you told me. And I was making. Talking so much white. White's good. So it's got a white hard top. Hey, I see. Actually I'm looking in my system here. It does say Arctic. He was right. He was right. It's a 12 Wrangler Sahara with 45. Boy, I'm thinking 26 to 27. Yeah.

[Caller]

You're real. You're close.

[JD Ryan]

That's what she said. What? So what when you say I'm close? Based off of what? Have you had some other offers?

[Caller]

No, but I. I mean, you're close to my number. I was. I was thinking more. I really want to trade it. I don't know if you.

[JD Ryan]

You do that. No. I got out of the retail business about five years ago. I used to own Wolf Ford, Wolf Dodge and Wolf Chevy. And I just. I'm better on this part. I'm a good wholesale dealer. I make 400, 300 bucks a car. Do a couple hundred cars a week and it adds up fine and make people Happy. When I sell people cars, you make money on them, and then when you bring them back, they're mad at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they are.

[JD Ryan]

They're mad at you. In this way. I'm making them happy because I'm giving them money. Giving them g. Yeah, I'd rather just make people happy. I'm a happy person, happy guy. So what does it take to buy the car?

[Caller]

Probably like $29,500.

[JD Ryan]

That's retail. You know that, right?

[Caller]

Close. I love it, though. I love the Jeep. So that's part of it. It's gonna be hard, but you, You.

[JD Ryan]

You've got to. You, You've got to think about what is it worth your time on just getting the money right now? Boom, over. I mean, and all the crap it takes to sell one and running an ad and test driving people and letting them tell you about the financing that they don't have and all that stuff. So go to givemetheven.com, load it up, tell me what it costs. We'll make a decision. I might give it. When I see it, I'll know. When I see the car, I'll know what I can pay. All right. Are we at break bomb?

[Bobbo]

We're about nine seconds away.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I think then that's pretty close. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800-800radio. Or log on to gowolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

GiveMe the vin.com is the website. Hey, we've got one on here from the Jersey Shore. Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

The Jersey Shore. Tom, good morning. You're not on the Jersey Shore, are you? What. What city are you in in New Jersey?

[Caller]

I'm in Philipsburg. It's right across from eastern Pennsylvania on the Delaware River.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Hey, this O2Z28, they told me when we started on WZZO you're gonna get a lot of Camaro calls. So here you are, Tom, just as promised. Is this. Does this thing have rust on it?

[Caller]

How many what it has left?

[JD Ryan]

Rust? Rust?

[Caller]

I.

[JD Ryan]

It's got rust?

[Caller]

I don't know what you're asking me. Rust? Oh, no, no. No rust at all. It's spotless. It's perfect.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, how can you not have rust on a 02 Camaro that's lived its life up there?

[Caller]

Well, the kid that bought it new kept it in the garage because he thought it was an instant classic. He never drove it. It had 11,000 miles in eight years.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

And then when they brought. When they brought back the Camaro, he sold it to me. And it's pretty cherry.

[JD Ryan]

So it's a convertible or hardtop.

[Caller]

T Tops.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Caller]

It's the 35th anniversary special with the red and the black and all that stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Is it. It's an O2 with 57Z28 on the Jersey Shore. I think it's a seven grander.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

What are you thinking? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think you're in the ballpark.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Well, then load it up into givemetheven.com. if we buy it, then we'll send somebody to your house with a check, pick it up, and bada bing, bada boom, it's over. You can call in next week and brag about us.

[Caller]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

Dallas Houston listeners, too, if you want to make the drive. Dallas Fort Worth listeners, I figured out what to do with these Guns N Roses tickets. Guns n Roses with Slash is playing at Texas stadium or at and T stadium Wednesday night this week. I have some extra tickets, good tickets, and I didn't know how to give them away. So the next person that sells us their car really wins the tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's simple.

[JD Ryan]

Through the website, givemetheven.com go in there. We're going to offer you. You know, send our offer letters. And. And if we make a deal and you accept it, we will exchange the tickets when we deliver it to you. I mean, when we get bring. We'll bring you the money and your tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The next person that sells us their car wins Guns n Roses tickets for Wednesday night. That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Simple enough.

[JD Ryan]

Why did I. Why did I think of that an hour ago?

[Bobbo]

Whoever wins will be.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want a woman to trade you?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah. My wife called and said that that not going to work radio contest is not going to work. And also, I was reading in our agreement, it said no gambling with tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[JD Ryan]

And whenever you're jacking with a woman, that's gambling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, gambling.

[JD Ryan]

Sir Christopher 06 vet Z06 with 50. Where do you live?

[Caller]

The Woodlands, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Woodlands, Texas. Are you a Guns N Roses fan?

[Caller]

I am, actually.

[JD Ryan]

Would you be willing to drive up here to see him?

[Caller]

If you make me a good offer.

[JD Ryan]

On the car and you can bring the car and then you can. You can ride the train back.

[Caller]

There you go. Right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I don't know what train that is, but we'll Come up with one Amtrak.

[Caller]

I just have a friend following me up there. And you know what? She'll drive me back.

[JD Ryan]

Does it have chrome wheels and navigation? You've got a 06Z06.

[Caller]

No, it has no navigation and no chrome wheels on it.

[JD Ryan]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it does.

[JD Ryan]

Is it more than 24 grand?

[Caller]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Is it more than 25 grand?

[Caller]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't think so, man. Is it more than 26 grand?

[Caller]

I think so. I mean, I think, you know, because it's a silver car and not yellow or red that all the other Corvettes are.

[JD Ryan]

There's a reason they're all yellow and red. That's what people want. I'm not trying to beat on your car, but I'm telling you, silver is a deduction. Seriously. Promise you. I know you don't believe me, but that's fine. I just do it every day, all day.

[Caller]

Yeah, I still submit it. I mean, I don't think the number's too far off, but no, I don't think I can let it go for.

[JD Ryan]

What's it take to buy the car?

[Caller]

I think 29.

[JD Ryan]

If it had 30, 000 miles on it, I buy it, it's got 50 on it. It's silver. I think 26 is all of it is what I really think. Maybe 26. If you're delivering it to pick up the tickets, then, yeah, we're close. We're there anyway. You know our website? Go put it in 800, 800 radio. Or go to giveme the VIN. The VIN.com VIN number. Doug 07 Z71. Is it a crew or extended or regular?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab.

[JD Ryan]

Is it the classic body or the new body?

[Caller]

The new body.

[JD Ryan]

Is it leather or clothes?

[Caller]

It's close.

[JD Ryan]

Is it 9,000?

[Caller]

No, I can't take that. It's in good condition.

[JD Ryan]

Is it 10,000?

[Caller]

No, I'm thinking 13,000.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, everybody wants retail for their stuff, and that's cool, but we work on the. On the high end of the wholesale market, and it's the cash market, so there's no boogering around. You just get a check and it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

So you see that same truck on a. On a dealership lot, and they're looking for 20.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but that's different world, man. They're asking that, and the guy's buried in his trade and blah, blah, blah, blah. And the bank charges a $3,000 fee to get the financing done. This truck has 140. That's a whole different animal. We're talking straight up dollars and cents. No, no, no. Smoke and mirrors. Will 12 grand buy the truck?

[Caller]

12 grand? I don't think so. Yeah, you buy it for 13, sell it for 15 and make some profit.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, I make three to 400 bucks a car. I know you don't want to believe that, but it's true. I buy from you guys and dealers. I buy the trade ins at the dealerships. Actually more than I buy from the public. And I am the market. I'm, you know, cocky, whatever. I mean I'm, I'm the market. We're in the biggest market in the southwest United States. And we're in the biggest market in the country in Pennsylvania and in Dallas is the best market in the United States. And I'm bringing the Dallas market to you. You're in Amarillo, right? 806 area code.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[JD Ryan]

I still gotta haul that bitch down here. You gonna pay for that. So if you want to sell it, I'll give you the top money on it. But I mean I can't do stupid things. I've got to still be able to spread it, you know. 500 bucks. If I spread your car a thousand dollars, I would make 550 after expenses, full detail transport from Amarillo. Auction selfie. Yeah, I'd make 450 actually. And if I missed it and I overbid at a thousand, I'd lose 1400. So yeah, I'm gambling with your car. Let me know. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I lose on cars all the time. By the way guys, I took several three thousand dollar heaters on Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It happens this week.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Corey. Oh, one Lightning with 120. A Ford Lightning 67678.

[Bobbo]

Maybe.

[JD Ryan]

You there, Corey? Hello, Corey.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

No, one Lightning with 120 I think is worth about eight grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, you know, it's completely, completely unmolested. The truck is bone stock to the top.

[JD Ryan]

That's good.

[Caller]

I just redid the interior in it.

[JD Ryan]

But what's it take to buy?

[Caller]

Huh?

[JD Ryan]

What's what? What's it take to buy it?

[Bobbo]

Man, I've seen them. It's difficult to say.

[Caller]

It's one of those things. I've seen them.

[JD Ryan]

I've. Hey, I've given 15 grand for a 20,000 mile one.

[Caller]

Yeah, I can see that. But I don't know. I'm thinking more than 10 grand range.

[JD Ryan]

Loaded into the website. Go to give me the vin.com. let's look at it. Let me pull, let me pull the vehicle history. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. The VIN number. Givemethe vin.com 10 GMC Sierra with 96 Mason. Is it a crew cab, two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[JD Ryan]

Leather or cloth, 20s or 18s on the wheels.

[Caller]

And that's actually a full custom truck. It's got 22s on it and it's got a 57 drop with a built LS7 in it.

[JD Ryan]

Mm yeah, that ain't. I mean I like it. I think it's cool. But you guys spend so much money on those conversions when you get all geeked out. Hot roddy. I mean what do you want for this thing, man?

[Caller]

I've had officer 163 on it.

[JD Ryan]

I think I was thinking 14. So we're not that far. Why didn't you take the 16 3?

[Caller]

I don't know. I kind of felt like I get a little bit more out of it and I was just trying to hop into a diesel.

[JD Ryan]

How long ago was the 16 3?

[Caller]

Oh, probably when I had 90,000 miles on it. So a couple months ago.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. What will buy it today?

[Caller]

What would buy it today? I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

17 loaded in. Let's look in detail out the the add ons on on this on the in the info column. Go to givemetheven.com push it in there. Let's see some pictures. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wade. Oh, six to come with a buck and a half. Is it a crew cab? Wade there Oklahoma. Wade. I hear myself talking to Wade but Wade does not hear me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, you're there. Hello, Wade.

[JD Ryan]

Ray. A 03 Protege with 242 is worth a crisp and clean 100 bill.

[Caller]

Oh really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it really is JD right here. He'll give it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the cash.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's just not me. We, we not not beating up on your car. But the, the it's quarter million mile. You know. 18 year old protege or not 18 year old. But anyway I don't feel like doing the math. Yeah, it's just not. It's not me. Thank you though. 800-800-Radio and givemetheven.com I stress you guys go to go to the website more so than you call us because the calling deal. We're so busy now. We've gotten in so many cities. The, the, the backup on the calling board is long in the website. We've got 12 reps. You got 12 on the other side of the wall over there in our buying center. And all the. When you go to the website, it flows right into their queue and it like goes A, B, C, D. So every one, it goes to a different guy and he's sitting there working on them and they can give you more time than I can give you on the radio. A 10 Lexus GS350 is worth. Is it worth nine grand, Greg?

[Caller]

Give me a train load of them at that number.

[JD Ryan]

Well, hang on, let's look. Maybe I'm missing something.

[Caller]

Yeah, GS350, train load.

[JD Ryan]

You're a dealer? Are you a dealer? That's such a dealer comment.

[Bobbo]

Give me a train load.

[JD Ryan]

That's such a dealer comment. Yeah, I'll take a truckload there, man. Hang on, let me look. Maybe I am low. Yeah, I lowballed you. I didn't mean to. Greg. Sorry.

[Caller]

That was almost halting.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Don't be insulted. If you want to be insulted, come home with me and listen to how my wife talks to me. Does, does 13, 5 buy it?

[Caller]

No, I, I can, I can, I can write. I'm not a dealer, but I have friends that are in the business.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

I can run this part. I can run this part through the sale at probably.

[JD Ryan]

Now hang on, homeboy. Now you're telling Noah about the flood. Okay. Manheim, Texas Hobby Auto Auction, June 30. It was a hot summer Texas day at the Mannheim, Texas Hobby auction. And an 84,000 mile black 2010 Lexus GS350 rolled through the lanes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rolled slow.

[Caller]

How many?

[JD Ryan]

84,000 mile. Very similar to someone's car that we know on the radio. Who? I don't know who. But this car sold for $14,200.

[Bobbo]

Why, yes indeed. I say to you, it did.

[JD Ryan]

It sold. And then in San Diego, where everything's higher. Oh, in California.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it did bring 15 grand. There's one. And then May 19, 2016, at the Manheim Texas Hobby Auto auction, there was an 80,000 mile black one. Again, a different one that rolled through the lanes and it brought an even $14,200. 14, 2. Now in Riverside, California, with 30,000 miles, there was one that went for 16. Wow. So the question is, is why would we give 16 for old boys 80,000 mile one when we can buy them all day for 14 grand at the sale? I don't know, but he's got a friend that's got a friend that we can run through the line. We can get 16. No, you can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're wrong, John.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry. Screeching I just. When people start telling me I know that I know better, I get a little excited.

[Bobbo]

Noah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The flood.

[JD Ryan]

I know. Mike. Good morning. You're on the air. Mike. 15 Charger. Mike. Hey, guys. Hey. Hey, is this thing, Is it a Super B or is it a hot rod? Or is it. They didn't make a Super B in 15. Is it all. Is it. What have you got? Oh, hell. I'm out of time, Mike. I'm out of time. I got 40 seconds before the next net queue off the satellite. I got boogie. Go to the website, givemetheven.com. that goes for everyone else. Go to givemetheven.com and remember, the next car that we buy in the buyer's room, the next one that accepts and we do a deal with. We're gonna give away the free Guns N Roses tickets. Oklahoma City Eagle listeners, Pennsylvania, wzzo, the buzz in Houston, y' all are all fixing to go away. Espn, Houston is staying on all the West Texas, Arkansas, there's more of them that are staying on for the final hour. Louisiana, of course, South Louisiana. Planet Radio, one of the 4, 3, 10, 5, 1. Planet Radio, they rock your ass off. That's really all that matters. Planet Radio rocks your ass off in South Louisiana. We're going to be on for another hour and you can go to iHeartRadio and stream us for the next hour or go to the JCW show. I mean, give me the VIN this afternoon and load the podcast and catch the last hour. We will see the rest of you guys next Saturday morning at 9:00'. Clock. Remember, September 3rd, we're moving to 92.5KZPS in Dallas. Fort Worth. Lone Star, that's in a month. I'm just telling everybody, if you wonder where we are in Dallas, that's where we're gonna be. Be back with hour number four of the show. And, sorry, we're signing off on some of our affiliates right now. The rest of you guys, you can pick it up on the podcast.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolfe.

[JD Ryan]

What are you bitching about, Boba?

[Bobbo]

Am I.

[JD Ryan]

Was I. Oh, man. What'd you do wrong? What'd you break?

[Bobbo]

I. I don't know what I was. Did I do that out loud?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those that don't know, Bobble's running the thing today. He's doing Turley's job.

[JD Ryan]

He's driving the airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is in master control.

[JD Ryan]

Turley drove to Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

He said he's taking his kid to a. To a long jump contest. But I think he's going to either mule drugs or people home.

[Bobbo]

It's a ploy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

No, I know what happened, man. I heard Foo Fighters.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you don't like it?

[Bobbo]

Well, no, I love. We all love the Foo Fighters. Twice a day, you know, two days out of the week. There's a lot of music out there, man.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You're sick of the Foo Fighters, what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, J.C. what have you got? J.C. i'm J.C. yo, J.C. j.D. J.C. and J. Will, your morning show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember John Hinckley?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do?

[JD Ryan]

He shot President Reagan.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Well, he's getting out of prison. He's getting out of jail. He's actually getting out of a psychiatric hospital after 35 years.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like this? I thought Baba would have a comment.

[Bobbo]

On it, you know.

[JD Ryan]

What about Rush? Rush Limbo's here with us. Rush, what do you think about Hinkley getting out of.

[Bobbo]

If I understand correctly, yes. You're asking me about John Hinckley Jr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. He shouldn't get out. I mean, really. Why not just keep him locked away? He shot one of our presidents. Do you imagine if you did that in any other country in the world, they would have killed you before you made it to the hospital? This is a little wider.

[Bobbo]

Look, talk about death. Yeah, to John Hinckley Jr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It's like swatting a fly without cursing.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

It's overkill.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not getting it. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Perhaps the man was sick when he saw Taxi Driver List.

[JD Ryan]

And look.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? Let her out.

[Bobbo]

Now, those Martin Scorsese films are by no means safe for general consumption by an intelligent, democratic public.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you. That's all right. You can. You can take it.

[Bobbo]

I say yes. We should give him an oxycodone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[Bobbo]

Go a bucket of kettle corn. Orville Redenbachers with extra butter.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's your.

[Bobbo]

Make him watch the new Ghostbusters three times in a row.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen it yet?

[Bobbo]

I think it'll calm him down.

[JD Ryan]

Have you seen Ghostbusters, Jay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have, yes.

[JD Ryan]

Is it good?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's predictable. It's. It's cute. It's not. It's not awful like they said it was.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not awful.

[Bobbo]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cute.

[JD Ryan]

Have you seen Everybody Want some The D and Confused remake, Bob, have you seen that one?

[Bobbo]

No. I'm going to have to do it. It's hard to find, man.

[JD Ryan]

And I got it. It's on Amazon Prime. Amazon? Their. Their Netflix? Yeah, I watched it the other day. It's fine. I mean, is it? It was so Dazed and Confused, it was almost a little too much. Oh, really? Yeah, it was perfect. I mean, he did a wonderful job, but it's just Dazed and Confused double stamped. It's probably a lot like Ghostbusters. What the hell are people.

[Bobbo]

People expecting in films today? Like. Like the new Ghostbusters. Like JD Said, it's not horrible. I mean, it's predictable. It's all girl actors instead of guy Ghostbusters.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some funny moments.

[Bobbo]

All the old Ghostbusters have little cameo. That's what I like about appearances.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's a tribute to the old deal.

[JD Ryan]

If you're going to remake a movie, why don't they remake Stripes?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Seriously.

[JD Ryan]

Love Stripes. That's the best movie ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best. That. And what about Bobber? The. My two favorite Bill Murray movies?

[Bobbo]

People don't set out to make bad films anywhere. I saw Bridge of Spies, the Spielberg film from last year, just a couple weeks ago. It's phenomenal.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some great.

[Bobbo]

Made zero dollars at the box office. Very critically acclaimed. What the hell do people want?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Let's see what Dave wants. He's got a 04 Lexus LX470 with 84. Dave, good morning.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[JD Ryan]

Good. Where are you joining us from? Houston to Houston, Texas. Katie, Katie, Katie. 04 LX 470. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black with pants.

[JD Ryan]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Mint.

[JD Ryan]

Mint, he says. The man says mint.

[Caller]

Garage Garage cap dealer maintained. When it was 10 years old, I had a new timing belt put in it. You know, all these, all the maintenance is all taken care of.

[JD Ryan]

It's a 044 and we're going. The 17s are coming out. Yeah, but it's got nice miles and it's mint. 14 grand is the number I'm coming up with.

[Caller]

That hurts.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Well, I bought. I bought this and I bought another truck, brand new, and the other one I don't know if you'd want, but yeah, that. That hurts. The other one I think would be.

[JD Ryan]

Let's go, let's go. 15 because it's mint. It's the body styles is what it screws it up. What?

[Bobbo]

What?

[Caller]

That's that Land Cruiser lx, man. It's timeless.

[JD Ryan]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I don't. Oh, I forgot to mention it does have a little bit of a lift on it too. So it's got like a 2 inch lift. Just kind of bring it up a.

[JD Ryan]

Little bit on a, on a Lexus. Yeah.

[Caller]

Because it's essentially a Land Cruiser.

[JD Ryan]

No, I agree. Let's do this. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com load it up, take us back off the car and show me a side shot of it. And then whip open the door and push another picture and then, then enter that one and then do do this truck also. And I'll bet them both the lift. I mean it's an 04. Right. But it's. When I see it, when I see it, my. A picture can be worth a thousand words or a couple of thousand dollars.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[JD Ryan]

I need to see it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I mean what would be. Would you rather me say 14 and then come up or would you rather me say 18 and then come down?

[Caller]

Well, it's one of those things. I don't really need to sell it and. But I have a company vehicle so I hardly ever drive it.

[JD Ryan]

I'll buy it and I'll get you a check and it'll hammer and it'll be done and I'll have somebody come to your house and pick it up. I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and let's get the picks. All right, thanks. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com Let me grab this. Justin. An 07 F150 with 111. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's a two wheel drive.

[JD Ryan]

Is it a crew cab or extended cab or a regular cab?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[JD Ryan]

Is it, Is it? It's cloth. It's no. 7. It's got 111. It's nine grand, isn't it?

[Caller]

What's that?

[JD Ryan]

9,000?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was thinking 95.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'll buy it. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. Say wolf, hit me at nine grand. I'll sell it for nine grand or I'll sell it for 95, whatever the number is and we will. Where do you live? In Houston. Okay, well, you know, just like the rest, I swear to God we do more business in Houston, Texas. I had to put a full time crew on the ground there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say you got trucks going up.

[JD Ryan]

We got trucks going up down the highway. But I've got a Full staff down there that's running around Houston with. Give me the VIN cars, picking them up every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

And it's weird because there's a lot of competition in Houston and the fact that we can do so well in Houston and beat them all up like a bunch of little.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is odd.

[JD Ryan]

I made them my Bob. Isn't it? I mean, I don't just. I don't know. How did we do it? What happened? Are. Are you a first time listener? Have you been listening to us for a while?

[Caller]

Not first time listener. Just turned it on this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Well, good. Well, we'll buy your truck.

[Caller]

Well, I'm in the market to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting divorced.

[Caller]

Got to get rid of it. I hate to get rid of this truck.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, time. Slow down. What is. What. What year did you. What. What's your age? 42. 42. Getting divorced. How old is she?

[Caller]

38.

[JD Ryan]

38. Okay, a little spread there. How long have y' all been married?

[Caller]

Fifteen and a half years.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, wow. How many kids?

[Caller]

Two.

[JD Ryan]

Two. Who. Who's leaving who?

[Caller]

It's mutual.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, don't give me that. Come on, man. It's just me. I mean, come on. Who's. Who. Who has another relationship? Which one of you. Tell the truth, don't lie.

[Caller]

Either of us have another relationship? I guess I instigated. I. I'm guilty. It's me.

[JD Ryan]

All right, that's fine. Was she just nagging at you all the time?

[Caller]

No, we got point where we just weren't talking at all.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

Well, you quit.

[JD Ryan]

You quit talking because it's not fun to talk to them because they're. They're being. What?

[Caller]

Not always.

[JD Ryan]

Not. I mean, you know. I understand. Did you. Do y' all not have anything in common anymore? No, just the kids. The kids. The kids, the kids, the kids, the kids. How old are they?

[Caller]

11 and 13.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's about the age where a lot of people split it. Well, let's buy a truck and get that going. You can get your divorce wrapped up and get on with your new life.

[Caller]

You're awesome.

[JD Ryan]

All right. 800. 800 radio or give me the Vind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why all these questions to this guy?

[JD Ryan]

Because sometimes in the past when we hear divorce stories, they really get good. Yeah, that one, that guy, I mean, that guy has a good story. He just wasn't wanting to share it on air.

[John Clay Wolf]

They grew apart. Yeah, well, most people just grow slowly apart. Most people don't have the cops involved in state and local authorities, but some do. But some do. That's how they keep the cops TV show on.

[JD Ryan]

My aunt was getting a divorce from my uncle years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[JD Ryan]

God bless his soul. He's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And she had him. She got one of those tricky lawyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And she had him come meet her at the house one night. All right. And they set it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

And yes. And she knew he always carried a gun. He always has a gun on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can see this guy. Okay?

[JD Ryan]

It's out in the country, and it's up in. Up a long driveway. And she called the cops saying that he was doing something, you know, being crazy, which he wasn't. There's a complete staged. It was a pay. It was a caged bird hunt.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

And they arrested him and put him in jail.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

And he died. And my dad always said that killed him. That was the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That just because you love. You loved somebody at one point and you trusted them, and they have completely lost their minds and gone against everything you trusted and believed in.

[JD Ryan]

These divorce lawyers will get women to do crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy people.

[JD Ryan]

Crazy. They are.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are.

[JD Ryan]

They are. They really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, yeah. I know. I don't know how they sleep at night. I really don't.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

And not all of them. I'm sure there's some good ones, but. But their job is to get the most.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, does. Does your husband ever stay in. Do the kids ever get in his bed with him? Well, yeah, they sleep together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go.

[JD Ryan]

Would you ever. Could you ever get any of them to say anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Oh, that's what they do. You're making me cr. I know.

[JD Ryan]

That's what they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. You're making me nuts. I know.

[JD Ryan]

It's sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's sad. They're turning families apart and making terrible just to win.

[JD Ryan]

And then they get you on the dope and you can't quit paying them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course not.

[JD Ryan]

Because all these allegations are flying around. Once they start fed the machine, once they get the fire started, you can't let go. 10,000amonth. Click, click, click, click, click. It's unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

They built the machine.

[JD Ryan]

They did.

[John Clay Wolf]

They know how it works.

[JD Ryan]

If you're getting a divorce, listen to what I'm telling you and keep it in mind, because I've got a good buddy that's getting a divorce right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything you can do to use to not get lawyers involved or go to media.

[JD Ryan]

Same lawyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to me. Yeah. Get the same lawyer or go to mediation.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Mediation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mediation. So much better. So much better.

[Bobbo]

But you got to be Zen about It too though, because you're saying you know the guy, the guy died. It just killed him. That, that, that level of abject betrayal just killed him in the end. You can't be like that, man. You can't just die.

[JD Ryan]

You got to fight it off.

[Bobbo]

There's a reason we wanted out of this deal even if you didn't want out. If you love somebody, let them go. You want them happy. If you love them right, let them go. And guess what? Now you're free.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard. I know people. Some people don't want to be free.

[JD Ryan]

He was having an affair with his secretary and her last name was Wolf also. So it was very weird when he divorced one of them and he went to the other one. And her last name is Wolf. Yeah. He was just sitting there drinking his Crown and Coke one day. Fetish or something in his aorta. Detached from his heart. Aorta. Whatever the main line is, it just detached. He just died right there. Weird. He was an alcoholic just like you. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, good morning. You're on the air. K 2007 Chevy Silverado. K, are you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[JD Ryan]

Is this a two wheel drive or four wheel drive Chevy? Is it leather or cloth? Is it? You might not know, is it what they call the classic or the new body style? In 07 they made both.

[Caller]

I believe it's the new body style.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna just bid it as a new body style. It's got 180 and it's leather and it's nice. I'm an eight grand buyer.

[Caller]

I'll sell it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, send me pictures. Givemetheven.com where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, we will get her wrapped up. Go to givemetheven.com. say John, hit me at 8. I'll take it. Here's the VIN, here's the picks, blah blah blah blah blah. If there's any stuff, if there's anything we got to fix on it, we're meant to back it up a little bit. But I mean, if it's not, we're good.

[Caller]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks, Butterbean.

[John Clay Wolf]

You still looking for folks to work here?

[JD Ryan]

I am, but I should have mentioned it while we're on there in Dallas. Yeah, yeah. We're fixing to grow a lot. Like, what the hell are you playing, Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, like it, man.

[JD Ryan]

The verb pipe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Verb pipe?

[JD Ryan]

Who's the verb pipe?

[Bobbo]

Anyway, all right, see, I listen. I DJ weddings and dances and stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I got a gazillion songs in there. I'm not really Paying attention to titles or artists. Right now I'm just playing. I needed 40 minutes and 26 seconds and that's what this song is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[JD Ryan]

Can we just change it?

[Bobbo]

Is it terrible?

[JD Ryan]

What? Screw you up If I give me some other let. Let's give me some choices.

[Caller]

I got you.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't let me choose. You know, I always like calling radio stations and getting a request. My request getting played.

[Bobbo]

What's your request?

[JD Ryan]

I always remember calling Scotty P at man up there in Wichita Falls, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Scotty president coming to live here. Mo Bandy for John. He's back in the rodeo clown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, all right.

[JD Ryan]

What's in the news, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let'S see here. Hey, you know what? The Bibble lottery tonight is a record. And a Georgia man recently won the lottery. He won 3 million bucks. Well, you'd be happy, right? You'd be set. $3 million.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, he decided to do some investments. In fact, he invested in the local meth ring. Ronnie Music Junior's his name, purchased a large quantity of drug meth with his lottery winnings and now he can spend the rest of that in jail.

[JD Ryan]

Good for you, Walter White Heisenberg lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, seriously, you got the money? Don't spend it on dope. Don't spend it on crazy crap. Marijuana is becoming increasingly recognized as an effective product to help people with pain and suffering. Right. Well, there's a new product out by the company Forina Faria Rather and they have come up with a tampon that is actually has the THC in it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you the truth.

[JD Ryan]

It's the truth. So it's inedible.

[John Clay Wolf]

The if this effect reportedly causes a decrease in pain and discomfort, we're going to move forward. Hey, Sesame street today, brought to you by the letters F I R E d. They fired three of the. These people have been on the show 45 years and they fired them this week. Yeah. The beloved characters of the four of the 45 year old children show have been given their walking papers. Gordon, the science teacher Lewis, the Mr. Fix it who was played by Bob McCrath and who else? The music teacher Bob. They're all out.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

One, two, three, Three firings.

[JD Ryan]

The count. Did the count get s?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Now those puppets work on the cheap, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, these are the people.

[Bobbo]

What's wrong with the people, man? They fired all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been in in an argument with a woman? She got out of the car at an inappropriate time ever? Yes, it's happened to Me so many.

[JD Ryan]

Times where they're so mad. They're walking next to you in the car and you're like. You got your hazards on. Walking next to them, trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to us. Don't do that. I'm just gonna walk on. We are 37 miles from the house and it's 2:18 in the morning. Please, I'll drive you to the 7:11. Get in the car now.

[Bobbo]

I'm not gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, this lady was a tourist. She got out of the car. She was having an argument with her boyfriend. This was, by the way, in China. She got out of the car.

[JD Ryan]

Chinese people fight each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

She happened to be.

[JD Ryan]

Did they do like a Bruce Lee moment?

[John Clay Wolf]

They happen to be in a wildlife in the Bing Ding Wildlife Park. This one breeding it in Beijing. Surveillance video captured the moment she got out of the car and a tiger immediately attacked her and killed her.

[JD Ryan]

Ah, what was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

True story. There's video. I see.

[JD Ryan]

I wonder how the husband, what he really thought he got out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny because he gets out of the car, but literally, the tiger comes up. She gets out, walks around.

[JD Ryan]

I saw the video. He just snatched her away. The tiger just snatched her out of the ski. Was the husband. Did he wave?

[John Clay Wolf]

He can. No, he gets out and he gets out like he's gonna do something. And then he realizes it's a tiger. And he goes, well, maybe not much.

[JD Ryan]

Tiger by the tail. Okay, we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is JD Ryan Bobo on the boards this morning. And we buy cars on the [e-mail].

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rodio or log on to gowolf.com. this is the john clay wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

Now what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what? What do you mean now?

[JD Ryan]

I'm tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

Because I went to the Ranger game last night. I had too many toddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You came in hungover?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I had to get Uber back.

[Bobbo]

How many? 13 beers did you buy?

[JD Ryan]

Too many. But we did whip the KC rolls. Ass.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

Which needed to happen. And then my kid woke me up in the middle of the night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

Because he was having. He was breathing hard, breathing low. Yeah, there's nothing worse than, you know, finally getting to sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, don't they have little inhalers or something?

[JD Ryan]

He did. He brought me his inhaler. Dad, can you help me with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Old. Is he.

[JD Ryan]

He's 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

10.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Yeah. So I was like, coaching him on how to do the Inhaler. And it reminded me college why he's like, you're really good at this, dad. I'm like, okay, breathe out, breathe out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your finger over the hole.

[JD Ryan]

Put your finger over the gun. Push it. Suck it in. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Okay, now let it go.

[Bobbo]

What's it got? Like little adver discus thing.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know about all that, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, remember this movie? We'll revisit it in about 10 years.

[JD Ryan]

Hold it, hold it. You're burning it. You're burning it. You're burning it. Oh, man. He's like, should I get my deal? Because they have some chamber that you can shoot them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Antifreeze it. No. What's it called? Inhaler into and breathe through that. I'm like, sure. No, you just let me just do it straight. I'll just teach it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just straight up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, do it straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called shotgun, son. Sit down.

[JD Ryan]

Put your finger over the carb, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have we gotten rid of the Guns n Roses tickets or do we know?

[JD Ryan]

I have no idea. The deal was the next person, the first person we buy our car, the next person to sell us our car gets the Guns n Roses tickets. And have that happened, I will know after the show. I'm sure somebody has. We buy a lot of cars.

[Bobbo]

She's why we don't use the shiny side. You get this tinfoil, it's going to get hot, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of getting high, nearly a third of college students say they engage in practices they called drunks drunkorexia instead of anorexia. Drunkorexia.

[JD Ryan]

I think that's what I have this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what that is?

[JD Ryan]

Drunk orexia?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's. You have to do this before actually, that you skip meals or exercise. Exercise heavily to offset the calories you're gonna. You're gonna consume. So you don't drink. I used to do that, man. I used to not eat because food is an alcohol dam. It really is.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it is.

[JD Ryan]

Look at Bobbo. I think he's doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk orexia. Yeah. Anyway, most a lot of college students have done that. They'll skip. They'll exercise really hard or they'll skip meals to make sure that. That they. Before they drink.

[Bobbo]

Just a damn minute. What do you mean, look at Bob Ho.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that about?

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about?

[JD Ryan]

You've been exercising and getting. Not eating much, just drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

You been drinking?

[Bobbo]

What do you know?

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

I'm the one that brought the fiber for breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. You brought fiber Cereal in for us. Speaking of booze, health experts are now calling for warning labels on booze. Things like, just like tobacco products. They say basically there's some cancer now linked directly to drinking alcohol. High in high levels, highest risk. Highest risks are associated with the heaviest drinkers, obviously. And light to moderate drinkers are for the most part. Okay. The problem with Americans is you give them a little bit, people go, hey, red wine's good for you. So three boxes must be great.

[JD Ryan]

What is your jd? You're, you're, you're an ex alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. That and seven years going on.

[JD Ryan]

What is your opinion of alcohol versus thc? The Colorado Seattle argument.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marijuana in what realm?

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so we can go to a liquor store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And we can purchase Bacardi 151.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure can.

[JD Ryan]

Legally.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day.

[JD Ryan]

Over the age of 21. Do you think that it is worse to go to a dispensary and buy whatever kind of marijuana? I don't think so because that's exactly what those deals in Colorado, just liquor stores.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't do it years ago. The money is there, the tax money's there. People are going to do it anyway.

[JD Ryan]

There's money in mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but there's, but, but honestly, the. There's no relationship with, to meth and marijuana.

[JD Ryan]

But you're saying, well, the money's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm saying the tax money is there.

[JD Ryan]

You think that marijuana is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're so afraid of marijuana and thc.

[JD Ryan]

Do you think it's worse than booze?

[Bobbo]

No, Bobo, absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. Medically, it's not either. Alcohol is the worst thing you can throw into your body. THC is natural. I mean, I realize alcohol is too. It's fermented from potatoes or whatever, but no, it's. It's completely much better.

[JD Ryan]

So why, when people talk, it actually has health benefits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alcohol has literally no health benefits.

[Bobbo]

Baba, you have a. I wouldn't agree with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Bobbo]

Red wine can be very good for the blood pressure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Small bit of the red wine as.

[Bobbo]

A person with chronic high blood pressure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, I gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it helps me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or possibly not eating the french fries.

[Bobbo]

Here's the, only, here's the only kink in the idea that marijuana can be, you know, less health hazardous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The really only proper way to use it is to set it on fire and smoke it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I thought people. Now, is that what the medical marijuana does? I thought it was not.

[Bobbo]

Well, they make candies and drinks and all kinds of ways you can use It. Without setting it on fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But you know, and breathing it into your lungs, which were never intended to have smoke in them.

[Bobbo]

Less regulated that way to your body. If you don't know. I guess maybe in Colorado they have a mantra now. They say be sure and wait four hours. You know, that's their four hours. Their safety handle. Wait four hours after what? After one of these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

One brownie.

[Bobbo]

It's not gonna set on right away. It's not pure masculine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do they sell them like candy bars in the store? Like it's a candy bar. Like it's a Mars bar.

[JD Ryan]

Tootsie Rolls. Okay, so get you high as a kite. It will get you up there. Have you ever flown a kite and let the string all the way out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And then just left it up there for four hours. That's what a tootsie roll. A gummy bear. THC with 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they had a conversation with the guy.

[JD Ryan]

But what you don't want to do is let that last Ravel go off the, the, the string holder and then it fly away. And you'll be up there thinking you might fly away. Jay. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hello.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, Jay. 2013 Benzo C250. Is it a sedan or coupe?

[Caller]

No, it's coupe.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

That I do not know.

[JD Ryan]

Well, are you calling from Texas? It's probably a two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yeah. And then it's. Then I put some rims on it. Some like 18 black rims. And that's. I don't know if that increases value.

[JD Ryan]

Or what Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I need to see pictures, but it sounds pretty. What color is this car?

[Caller]

It's white.

[JD Ryan]

That's good. What color is the interior? Black.

[Caller]

And it's got the red stitching.

[JD Ryan]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Does it have a Panamera Panama, the big sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Is it $17,000?

[Caller]

How much is there?

[JD Ryan]

17?

[Caller]

It's 17.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Okay.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's. He is. His payoff is more than 17.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I guess he doesn't like Guns and Roses.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I mean, he's acting like I'm missing it. Let me see something. Now I'm wondering. Keep talking. Jt. I'm gonna look this one up while you're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's see, what else. Hey, is your woman tough enough to do this? Deborah Burnett. Now listen to what this woman did. Woke up in her kitchen around 8 o' clock in the morning. She woke up, went into the kitchen rather on Monday. She saw a rat snake. All right? She went to grab her phone to take a picture. When she returned, the snake made a move like it was coming after her. So she grabbed it and picked up a meat cleaver and killed the snake. Smashed. I mean, really, One time in my whole life I saw a snake in my house and I couldn't sleep for three days.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Dallas, Fort Worth, last week, the Mannheim auction. 53,000 miles. 17 7. Sold. Pennsylvania 17. 250 with 55. Sold.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

There's one in California. The Date Team. Three with 58, 000 miles. Sold. So I was right. You're right. Okay, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the number?

[JD Ryan]

I hit him at? 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

17?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we breaking in 30 seconds? Oh, 30 seconds. All right. Well, then I'm done with that. She basically grabbed the snake and killed it. And she. There was two snakes.

[JD Ryan]

Lorena Bobbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Really? Any woman that can do that, man, that is.

[JD Ryan]

We've had copperheads in our yard this summer, which I've never seen before.

[Bobbo]

A lot of copperheads this summer. Really?

[JD Ryan]

Lots of copperheads?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that. That extremely wet, wet season we had earlier, just like last year. A lot of insects, a lot of snakes.

[JD Ryan]

This summertime 800, 800 radio are going to give me the VIN dot com. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Radio Announcer]

The gas pipe.

[Bobbo]

The gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. Hey, man, this is Johnny Football. And guess what's new at the gas pipe. It's my old jersey from the Cleveland Browns mine with a new trip out design. Now you can show your number two like a pro, yo. With a jolly football stone mine cool cover. Check it out. Cause you can wear it if you got a formal indoor shirt on. Stuff to do in the business world. Or it can be a durag or a blanket for a romantic picnic for your old lady, man. Or even a swaddling clothes blanket for little baby Jesus Manziel at Christmas time. And the Stonemon cool cover is made of like pure hemp. So when you're out of stash, just smoke it down, man. So look cool and be cool. Just like me. Johnny Football, yo.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

You can't catch the midnight rider.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can't, man.

[JD Ryan]

Especially at noon. We're almost done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we really?

[JD Ryan]

Noon. Midnight day. Midnight day. I got one more silver dollar to buy your car with.

[Bobbo]

Willie's doing a festival up somewhere. In the northeast, I think. An outlaw festival, Willie. Yeah, Google that, JD and see what you I. It's got a pretty good lineup. Willie, of course, will perform.

[JD Ryan]

Can we just put this song on repeat after the show and listen to it for a few hours?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that whole album. You know what album that's from Shotgun Willie.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Great album.

[JD Ryan]

He did a better job with this song than the almonds.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I don't know. That original Greg Allman version. That's pretty.

[JD Ryan]

That's pretty sweet. This is pretty sweet, too.

[Bobbo]

The keyboard, you know, I mean, you want helmet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg Allman. Jerry, where's all this 800?

[JD Ryan]

800 radio? Is the call in number or give me the v I n dot com. This show is powered by givemetheven.com we buy cars. It is so easy. You can do it from your underwear. I know that sounds corny, but it's just the damn truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the truth.

[JD Ryan]

We'll come to your house. If I don't beat carmax, which is really hadn't been much of an issue recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

If I don't beat him today, I'll pay him 200.

[Bobbo]

200.

[JD Ryan]

200. If I don't beat them. If we get last look at your CarMax offer and we don't beat it, we'll pay you 200. I sent out three checks last week. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that. Is that average?

[JD Ryan]

No, it's a little more last week, actually. Yeah, normally it's one a week. We don't fight it either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enough. No, you don't?

[JD Ryan]

No. You'd rather pay his ass. They'll bring me a deal and I'll be like, were, you know, X and they're Y and they missed him and pay his ass. I mean, don't pay him unless he's asking for it. But if he's asking for it, pay him. Yeah, I mean, I'm not like going to track you down. I'm not going to beg you, please take her. But if you. Yeah, yeah. I mean, now I'll pay you. I mean, it's just part of what we do. We do what we say we're going to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why it freaks people out. Especially when you go to these new markets. They've never heard this before. You guys talking about you have brush, limble him in. Casey. Casey comes in, you have all this crazy fun, and then you buy my car. It's too weird.

[JD Ryan]

It is too weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

It blows their mind.

[JD Ryan]

Arkansas, South, Louisiana, Abilene, Wichita Falls, Amarillo, of course, Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth. But but guys that are new to the syndication network, we. We do what we say. We're gonna. We buy these cars. If you've got grandma's car, aunt's car, mom's car passed away. It's sitting there. It's, you know, low miles. That's the stuff I really want. I'll impress you. We bought a 68 Deville. Not a Deville Caddy, convertible, out of Missouri. Because the station we're on in Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The keg blows up into Missouri. Yeah, it's convertible, red, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? What's Yourself.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you bastard.

[JD Ryan]

I know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want it.

[JD Ryan]

I'll let you drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me drive it.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's cool.

[Bobbo]

Hey, don't have to call John a bastard, okay.

[JD Ryan]

I paid a lot for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really? Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But I just wanted to. I just wanted it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, I wanted it, like, awesome.

[JD Ryan]

My grandparents had one just like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, that is greatness.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would drive that all over town. I would. I would keep it running. I'm driving all over.

[JD Ryan]

No, I love it. And I think they've been doing that, The. The. The people, the heirs that inherited it, but they're probably just ready to cash it out.

[Bobbo]

That's just like I wanted that first Pink Floyd box set, man. Yeah. I eyeballed this deal for months, covered all over town, finally got me one.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy, oh, boy. Happy days. Cars. The ones that were parked in front of Ralph's will buy the ones that were parked in Mr. Cunningham's garage. We don't want them. Not so much, no. I lost three grand on a 44 Buick Roadmaster last week. I'm done with that crap. Really? Yeah. How do you lose 44? Yeah, I gave five for it, and I lost 3, 000 on it. Oh, hey, I mean, I know you're smarter than everybody else, but I. I mean, well, you got to sell it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, I tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a big market for it either.

[Bobbo]

Probably not at Manhattan.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, that's worth 10. That's worth 7. That's worth. Oh, yeah. What would you give?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man, I really don't have any room. Yeah, I mean, talking to all kinds of people, dealers. Oh, six, seven grand. Yeah. What will you give? I don't need that rig. I finally just said screw it, took it to Richie Brothers and blew it up in the head. I ran it through my lane at the auction five times. Nobody ever bid on the damn thing. Yeah, screw that. Okay, Tony, where you calling from, Tony?

[Caller]

Joplin, Missouri.

[JD Ryan]

Joplin, Missouri. I have never been there in my life. We used to. We bought. My dad bought a boat off of Grand Lake. Is that what it's called up there?

[Caller]

It's close. It's in Oklahoma?

[JD Ryan]

No, this was in Joplin, Missouri. What's the lake up there?

[Caller]

Grand Lake. In Oklahoma? There's no lake at Joplin.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, I could have sworn that we went up to Joplin to get it years. 100 years ago. So does the station that we're on in Arkansas make it? Does it cover Joplin?

[Caller]

I'm down south of Joplin today. Listen to 98. Three the keg out of Fayetteville.

[JD Ryan]

Right. I was just wondering if that station was. Does it. Can you hear that station when you're at home?

[Caller]

No, I can't when I'm at home.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, makes sense. So let's get to the truck. We got a 05D Max 3500. Is it a dually? Is it four wheel drive? Is it leather?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive?

[Bobbo]

Leather.

[Caller]

Single wheel.

[JD Ryan]

Long. Better. Short.

[Caller]

Long.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. If it's a 3500, it's got to be long. Okay, next questions. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[JD Ryan]

What color?

[Caller]

Cheater Color.

[JD Ryan]

All right, and is when you come in and out of the seat, did it wear it out? Do we need to redo the. Do we need to reupholster the driver's seat?

[Caller]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Is it lifted or is it stock? Stock.

[Caller]

It does have. I did put 17 inch wheels on it, but same size tire. It's just basically okay.

[JD Ryan]

Is there anything wrong with it? Any injector problems? Any check engine, lights on, etc?

[Caller]

Nope, not at all. Passenger, rear window, regulators out of it?

[JD Ryan]

No. That's 300. Is it an LT or an LTZ? Actually back then there were just LTS or LS's and 05, so we can just go with LT. Does it have an auxiliary fuel tank or spraying line or anything extra?

[Caller]

It's got a spray in liner, turnover ball. There's not a tank in it, but it's pushed up. There's a plumbing yard there for it.

[JD Ryan]

And it's a Diesel. Diesel. All right. 05 Chevy 98, 000 miles. Duramax, four wheel drive, leather pewter. Nice truck. No, no, no. Doesn't need any body work. We don't need to spend any money. Do we need to put a windshield in it?

[Caller]

No windshield. It's got a couple dents on the bed rails. Not terrible, you know, not perfect, but not all that bad.

[JD Ryan]

So I'm going to get the. Are you a serious seller or you just fooling around?

[Caller]

I'm. I could be serious.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I want to buy it. I don't want to bid it.

[Caller]

What do you want to give for it?

[JD Ryan]

We'll see. Here we go.

[Bobbo]

I don't.

[JD Ryan]

It's almost. What will you. What will you take for it? Cuz I want to buy it. Let's do the game. Will 16 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, 17.

[Caller]

I was thinking. I heard their name. I talked to my banker and he said the loan value is 19:3.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Okay. You're in Joplin, Missouri. It's going to cost me 400 to get it home. I give you 20 grand and you pay the shipping. Yep. So that's 19 6. You weren't expecting me to be that high on it. But I'll tell you what the deal is. I want that truck for a driver. I'm gonna drive that truck. Yep. I'm not buying it to resell. I mean.

[Caller]

Let me give you another one.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'm trying to find. I'm trying to find.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

2003 Dodge with 25,000 miles on four doors.

[JD Ryan]

It's an 03 Cummins. I can barely hear you breaking up. It is a Cummins and it's a four wheel drive. Back in O. In 03, did they have the quad cabs or were they still just the extended cabs? I forgot.

[Caller]

This is Brad.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. It's a four wheel drive, leather cloth. Now, are you. Do you own that truck or are you trying to buy that truck?

[Caller]

I'm trying to buy that truck.

[JD Ryan]

What do they want for that one?

[Caller]

They want 28, nine for it.

[JD Ryan]

God almighty. And I understand. I know it's got 20,000 miles and they don't make that 59 anymore. And it's like a damn vet or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Well, they damn sure know what they've got, don't they?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no doubt.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Boy, that's one of those unique deals, you know? I mean, go find another 25,000 mile when it does not exist. You'll never find. Find it. And if you keep the miles off of it, it's gonna. It ain't going down because everybody wants that 12 valve.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So is it too high? Of course it's too high. Is 20 grand too much for a. For an 05 Duramax? Yeah. But it's kind of a good one, too. It's not as good as a Dodge, but. No. Yeah, but I'll buy the truck. I'll give you 20,000 for the truck. Good luck with the other one. Just work your best deal on it. If you got your heart set off on it, you're not coming off. I bought an 04, same truck, Dodge, which is the same engine with 70 dually four wheel drive. And I gave 17 and I got 18 for it.

[Caller]

17 and you got 8. If I can get it bought, I will sell you my truck.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. We'll get after it and go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Give us the VIN number and the pictures, let them know what we said and all that stuff so we remember.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, Tony. Thank you. How long have you been listening to us? This morning.

[Caller]

Oh, morning there since you came on.

[JD Ryan]

What do you think?

[Caller]

I like your show.

[JD Ryan]

We're smart asses, but we try to keep it rolling. Thanks, man. Not boring. That's the key.

[Bobbo]

That's the best compliment there is.

[JD Ryan]

I think I've been listening all morning. Not boring. That's good. It's pretty easy to be boring talking about cars and radio, by the way. And if you don't believe me, go check out some of my competitors. Right, Wallace?

[Bobbo]

Well, I resemble that remark.

[JD Ryan]

There's this guy in Dallas, Fort Worth, and we're off in Dallas right now so we can talk about him. But he's been on forever and his name's Ed Wallace and we created a character, Wallace Edwards. And he is so he talks in monotone. That whole Wallace Edwards bit that Bobbo does.

[Bobbo]

Yep, he does an outstanding program, but it is very information intensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

You know, give them a sample, Wallace.

[Bobbo]

What a lot of people don't realize about the industry at this point is these Mazdas are being oversold and they're. They're destroying the market for the trade ins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Right now you can't get more than 31 for your 2014. They're selling new ones for $29,500.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

And then he plugs in the dealer that pays him.

[Bobbo]

And my friend Charlie Stewart over at Hitman. Mazda. Yeah. Is selling more Mazda than any one of the continental northern United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real obvious commercial.

[Bobbo]

He's also giving away free hot dogs until 4pm.

[John Clay Wolf]

And balloons for the kids.

[Bobbo]

Next week it's popcorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

And we're gonna have the clown.

[John Clay Wolf]

The clown?

[Bobbo]

He's an adult clown. Believe he may be a transvestite.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to stop. That's enough.

[Bobbo]

Not sure about the terminology.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace. Thank you, Wallace. Thanks for coming.

[JD Ryan]

Wallace. Wallace. Have you ever seen the Gong Show? Wallace, you're out of here. Speaking of everyone, we've got 38 seconds left of today's presentation and we have enjoyed it and thank you for tuning in in Missouri truck Man, I'm glad I bought a truck from Missouri. Now that's two from Missouri in the past week. The show me state my name is John Clay Wolf. GiveMeTheven.com this show is powered by GiveMeTheven.com and I'm going to take off the headphones and walk away from the microphone and walk into the buyer's office and start replying to all these customers and bidding these cars and emailing you guys our offers and negotiating with you and getting this stuff wrapped up. Looking to have a stellar day. We will be in the buyer's office till 4 o' clock today buying [e-mail] go in there right now, send us a couple pictures and the VIN number. We'll get right back to you with an offer. If we don't beat carmax, I owe you $200 today. Bye.