#58 John Clay Wolfe Show 08-06-16

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #58 (08-06-16)

Aired: February 12, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, delivers its trademark mix of irreverent banter, car deals, rock & roll nostalgia, and rowdy talk about life, love, and everything in between. The show features host John Clay Wolfe alongside J.D., Bob Floyd, Michael Turley, and Eric, with a steady stream of callers looking to sell their cars and share stories.

Main themes covered this week:

• Car dealership and negotiation antics (with live, on-air buying)
• Concert experiences, particularly Guns N’ Roses
• Health mishaps and aging humor
• Relationship troubles – particularly buying a house with a girlfriend
• Wacky stories: smuggling, pink Cadillacs, and online dating
• The usual blend of sports talk, music nostalgia, and random comic riffs

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

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1. Concert Experiences: Guns N’ Roses at Cowboys Stadium

Timestamps: 01:00–14:00

• The week’s big event: The crew (minus John) goes to see Guns N’ Roses at Cowboys/AT&T Stadium.
• General consensus: Spectacle was great, sound quality was poor due to bad stadium acoustics.
  • Eric: “I’m a snob when it comes to sound… the acoustics are terrible.” [01:34]
  • J.D.: “That’s not a concert venue. It’s a football stadium.” [01:36]
• Jokes about aging rockers and aging fans:
  • Eric: “They didn’t get a facelift like Axl did.” [03:09]
  • J.D.: “Here he is, what, 70 years old… no one thinks you’re sexy, Rod [Stewart]. Stop it. Don’t even sing that song.” [03:32]
• Axl Rose’s current state: “He’s gotten a little fatter, but that’s because he’s healthy now… not doing cocaine.” [03:19] – Eric
• Scoring entry: A saga about hustling a lost ticket at the box office using “radio code words.”
  • Eric: “There’s a little… there’s things you have to say and how you present it.” [05:46]
• Observational humor about the crowd: two generations of fans and “pretty girls, the ladies, the rock and roll – and then there was the older rock and roll.” [02:51]

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2. Health Mishaps & Aging

Timestamps: 06:49–09:16

• J.D. was absent from the concert: he had brutal food poisoning, possibly from trying to raise his iron for blood donation.
  • J.D.: “Never in my life, and I’m 59, have I ever been that sick.” [07:08]
  • Lots of ribbing about age, impotence, and the hazards of supplements.

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3. Car Calls & Negotiation Real Talk

Timestamps: 15:05–32:00, 95:53–116:35 (thread all show)

• Live car deals – people call in with their vehicles, John and team give rapid-fire wholesale bids, banter, and negotiation tips.
• John regularly explains dealer “tricks,” market realities, and remains deadpan about beating CarMax offers (and regularly calls out how “the money’s the money”).
  • Quote: “If I don’t beat the CarMax offer, I’m gonna pay you 200 bucks. So what’d they offer you? And don’t lie…” [17:04]
• John’s philosophy: blunt, buyer-centric, a bit unfiltered, and constantly reminding callers to upload pictures and VINs to "givemethevin.com."
• Repeated advice about the difference between retail and wholesale, payoff numbers, and "buried" owners.

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4. The “Homer” Relationship Saga

Timestamps: 19:22–39:02

• Ongoing drama with John’s buddy Homer: contemplating buying a house with a girlfriend (who has a history of multiple marriages).
• John’s and the gang’s repeated warning:
  • J.D.: “You don’t ever do that with a girlfriend. Ever. You don’t make… He’s gonna marry her. Then do it.” [37:50]
  • Michael: “You sound like my dad. You legally get married, and then you do business together. Period.” [39:12]
• Much humor and mock-gravitas on the perils of mixing love and real estate.

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5. Stories: Pink Cadillacs, Ticket Hustling, and Smuggling

Timestamps: 32:10–48:16, 104:16–106:59

• John’s Pink Cadillac Story: Bought a classic pink Cadillac for his wife; tells of the buying process, hidden mechanical issues, and his wife’s (mis)adventures driving it.
  • “When this thing breaks, don’t call me, call [the wrecker service].”
  • See highlights at [33:04], [42:03], [45:03], [146:28].
• Ticket hustling, parking with “borrowed” handicap tags, and getting away with tricks at the concert [06:21].
• Michael Turley describes witnessing a live coyote operation: “Twelve people jumped out of a Nissan Murano and ran into the field.” [105:41]
  • John: “If you’re a coyote… the most economical version of a coyote smuggler rig… is the all-new Nissan Murano.” [105:48]

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6. Classic Moments & Memorable Quotes

• Dealer-lingo jokes:
  • “Kelly [Blue Book] never put out… I kept getting blue balls, so I quit listening to Kelly… Kelly doesn’t write checks. I do.” – Michael [22:59]
• On women with drug problems:
  • “Women with drug problems let you down. Yes, they will. That should be a bumper sticker.” [139:33]
• On online dating and photos:
  • “Show me the one with the fat rolling, right? ‘Cause you’re gonna see it eventually.” – John [31:28]
• Bidding comedy:
  • “Go to I’mScrewed.com… Oh, I’m Buried. I’mBuried.com” (for callers with upside down payoffs) [22:25]
• The show pokes regular fun at radio conventions, their own job performance, and classic rock clichés.

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7. Music, Sports & Nostalgia

Timestamps: Sprinkled throughout

• Classic rock and country music references anchor the show, with parody bits (e.g., “Paul Harvey” telling bizarre rock history – Jim Morrison became Jessica Lang) [62:23].
• Sports talk: Cowboys training camp, NFL injuries, Johnny Manziel’s career meltdown (and his rapidly vanishing millions), the poor reputation of the Dallas Cowboys among other NFL fans [119:07].

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8. The Dope Report: Marijuana Market News

Timestamps: 84:03–86:34

• Bob Floyd provides a tongue-in-cheek but surprisingly detailed update on marijuana supply and pricing, the rise of designer drugs like W18, and general advice for “entrepreneurs.”
  • “Your best bet as an entrepreneur is to find one of these nifty botanical thrill seekers… and buy in mass quantities while you can.” [84:11]
• “If you missed the boat on quality hydroponics… go ahead and close up the shop until Labor Day.” [85:22]

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9. Interns, Sexism, and Office Humor

Timestamps: 52:08–54:50

• Haze the new intern: “Here’s your first job, intern. Go get us a hot intern to replace you.” [53:32]
• Jokes about hiring women, hot interns, and office stereotypes abound—reflective of the show's rowdy and unapologetically politically incorrect vibe.

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10. Top 10 Countdown – "Why J.D. Didn’t Do His Job This Week"

Timestamps: 77:02–79:29

• A makeshift Top 10 list lampooning J.D.'s misadventures, from “my girlfriend kept me up,” to “I was at a nudist resort and had nothing to write with.”

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Memorable Quotes / Moments (with timestamps)

• On concert venues:
  “Unless you’re in the first 10 rows, it’s just awful.” (J.D., 01:44)
• On negotiation:
  “You called me. You’re on my radio show. If I don’t beat it, I owe you money.” (Michael to a caller, 17:42)
• On buying with a girlfriend:
  “Would you put $150,000 down and then put it in y’alls name?” (Michael, 25:19)
• On cannabis economics:
  “If you can get in for less than $7.50 on a pound and undersell the competition at $45 per 1/8th, you’ll put together $5,760 in the course of a single weekend.” (Bob Floyd, 84:15)
• On needing a picture for car sales:
  “‘Go have your friend take a current photo and hold today’s newspaper, so I can validate the date.’” (John, 128:02)

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Notable Audio Bits

• Paul Harvey parody: Ties Jim Morrison’s death to Jessica Lang’s career with a tongue-in-cheek, faux-conspiracy theory [62:23].
• Dope report: Bob Floyd's segment mimics financial reports for the marijuana black market [84:03].
• Ben Affleck on Deflategate: Clip of Affleck ranting about Tom Brady’s suspension; the team discusses privacy and NFL double-standards [93:07].

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Show Structure

• Opening: Banter about the week, setting the vibe (see 00:35–02:36)
• Main Segments: Mix of car calls/deals, personal and pop culture stories, recurring characters and parodies, sports, and caller hijinks.
• Recurring bits: Top 10, The Dope Report, “Paul Harvey,” and sports/society riffs.
• Tone: Irreverent, raw, slightly raunchy, radio-insider, big on regional camaraderie and self-aware humor.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Show

If you enjoy a no-filter, garage-talk style morning show with a backbone of car business knowledge, pop culture, and cheeky life advice, this episode delivers. Expect bawdy humor, generous tangents, and a sneaky amount of practical insight on cars and negotiations.

To get the full experience, check out their podcast or listen live next Saturday – and if you want to sell your car, send your info (and real photos!) to givemethevin.com.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bob Floyd]

That's a very good morning to you. Welcome to this Saturday edition of the John Clay Wolf show. If it's Saturday, it's time for John Clay Wolf. J.D.

[J.D.]

Good morning.

[Bob Floyd]

I can see the question in your eyes.

[J.D.]

Yes, it is in my eyes.

[Bob Floyd]

Just come out and ask me.

[J.D.]

I will, but I'll let you go ahead and say the question since you already know what I'm thinking.

[Bob Floyd]

The answer, my friend, is there's nothing I don't like about a Saturday morning. It's great to be here. It's great to see. See you.

[Michael Turley]

What a week.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm so tired. What a week.

[J.D.]

What? Why are you tired?

[Bob Floyd]

This is the. This is the. The last. What's the opposite of a maiden voyage?

[J.D.]

The final voyage, the.

[Bob Floyd]

The last vestige of the SS Babo.

[J.D.]

Why?

[Bob Floyd]

Before I crawl home and sleep, Charlie drugged me. To a concert this week.

[Eric]

Oh.

[J.D.]

Where'd you guys go? We did see Guns. Yeah, I was gonna say. Let me guess. Guns N Roses. Is it awesome?

[Michael Turley]

It was good.

[Eric]

I wouldn't say awesome because the venue's too big for them.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Really, Any concert.

[J.D.]

Where was it at?

[Eric]

Cowboys Stadium.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, hold on. You wouldn't say awesome because of the venue?

[Eric]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Very disappointing at&t.

[Eric]

I'm a. I'm a snob when it comes to sound.

[J.D.]

That's not a concert venue. It's a football stadium.

[Eric]

The acoustics are terrible.

[Bob Floyd]

Terrible.

[Eric]

They put on a great show and they're musically instrument.

[Michael Turley]

It was awesome.

[J.D.]

But unless you're in the first 10 rows or whatever, it's just awful.

[Eric]

And Axel just. You couldn't really hear his vocals very good because the.

[J.D.]

It was like the old Texas Stadium was. It was a great place. When they did one year was Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson, George straight. You know, like everybody was. Everybody was there. But the audio was horrible. But it's just awful.

[Eric]

They put on a hell of a show as far as musically now their energy is not the same.

[J.D.]

No.

[Eric]

So what happens, I guess when you get off the cocaine?

[J.D.]

Yeah, but.

[Eric]

But it was cool. It was really cool to see. Just at least I can mark it off my list of saying, okay, I saw Guns N Roses.

[J.D.]

Been there, done that.

[Bob Floyd]

Spectacle wise, wouldn't you say? It was really something of a. Of a put together deal. I mean, it's the closest thing to a Kiss concert you can probably see These days. Pyrotechnics, man. Smoke. The staging, the lighting, the. The animated backdrop.

[J.D.]

Are you saying this is good or bad?

[Bob Floyd]

On three. It was outstanding. It was outstanding. It was a spectacle.

[Eric]

There was the then. And not just that. The scenery was very nice too.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Eric]

What'd you say, Babo?

[Bob Floyd]

Pretty girls, the ladies, the rock and roll.

[Eric]

And then there was the older rock and roll.

[J.D.]

I was gonna say there's gonna be two generations here. The newer ones and then the. The ones around the first time.

[Eric]

And you could tell who those were.

[J.D.]

You know, that are still wearing the same clothes.

[Eric]

They didn't. They didn't get a facelift like Axel did.

[J.D.]

No. Did he get face?

[Eric]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did, yeah.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

You could.

[Eric]

You could tell there's some stretching there. And it's not just that. I mean, he's gotten a little fatter, but that's because he's healthy now.

[J.D.]

Right? He's not doing cocaine.

[Eric]

Yeah, he's not doing cocaine so that he looks like a normal person. That will keep you skinny, but, yeah, he just. He didn't have that. He kind of occasionally did a little sway, you know that move the Axel did once in a while, but it was very slow. And once in a while.

[J.D.]

I still remember Rod Stewart in concert. It's been a few years back, but he was doing. Do you think I'm sexy? Here he is, what, 70 years old or whatever, slapping his ass, walking up the stairs. I'm like, dude, no. No one thinks you're sexy. Stop it. Don't even sing that song.

[Bob Floyd]

I'll bet there are ladies that did.

[J.D.]

Though, in that audience, probably. So there's people that want to do the same thing with Neil Diamond.

[Bob Floyd]

I can honestly say, after finally seeing Guns N Roses live for the first time, and mainly in this incarnation. Okay. In 2016.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

I can honestly say, in my opinion, Axl Rose has the best, most rockin backing band of any of the girl singers out there.

[J.D.]

God, yeah. Really? Was that appropriate?

[Michael Turley]

She's.

[Bob Floyd]

She's outstanding.

[Eric]

Every time Babu just all of a sudden break into his fake axle.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Eric]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

All right.

[Eric]

Throughout the night, did we do what.

[J.D.]

Happened at the last concert? Did you get high?

[Bob Floyd]

What are you talking about?

[J.D.]

You know, you admitted it last time.

[Eric]

I mean, it's, you know, high off music. Is that what you're saying, jd?

[J.D.]

Yes. High end music.

[Bob Floyd]

I believe in music.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Well, the music didn't. Didn't land you in the medical office last time.

[Bob Floyd]

Make music. Music all day long. If you Know what I mean?

[Eric]

Baba didn't faint. He didn't pass out.

[J.D.]

No passing out.

[Eric]

Yeah, we're pretty. We're pretty good about. I had to score Baba a free ticket, though.

[J.D.]

Why?

[Eric]

Well, we had tickets given to us by Iheart. Okay, thank you, James and sales, everybody.

[J.D.]

Thanks, James.

[Eric]

And well, unfortunately, one of the girls in the office gave Bob a ticket away. Didn't know that until he got here. To the. To ready to go to the show. Dude, man, I don't have a ticket for you. We'll have to figure something out. And Bob was like, that's cool, man.

[Michael Turley]

All right, we'll figure it out.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Bob was pretty chill.

[Eric]

Yeah, he's real chill about it. And that's why I figured it wouldn't be too much of a stress. So we get there and I was like, man, I want to pay for a ticket, right? I'm gonna go up to the window and just tell him I lost my ticket.

[J.D.]

Okay? Yeah, you're the only one with that scam.

[Eric]

And it worked.

[J.D.]

I went to American Airlines once and tried that.

[Eric]

It worked. J.D.

[J.D.]

Did it really?

[Eric]

Yes, it did.

[J.D.]

You serious?

[Eric]

It seriously worked?

[J.D.]

The lady just hands you a ticket?

[Eric]

Well, it took about five minutes of convincing, but it worked. Seriously, My Lord, I don't want to give my secrets of how I got it.

[J.D.]

Okay? There are secrets.

[Eric]

Good. There's a little. There's things you have to say and how you present it.

[J.D.]

Everybody don't try this at all.

[Eric]

Oh, no, no, no.

[J.D.]

Years and years of being a radio professional. We know the code words.

[Eric]

Oh, yes, there's code words. But sure enough. Yeah, it worked. Now, maybe somebody that was going to the show got stopped at the gate because their ticket didn't work, but that's not my fault.

[J.D.]

That's not your fault?

[Eric]

No, I didn't.

[J.D.]

You have. No, no.

[Eric]

Yeah, none at all. So sorry if that's you.

[Bob Floyd]

What? What did you promise that. That lady at the box office, she wasn't a bad looking old gal.

[Eric]

Oh, I didn't know.

[Michael Turley]

I just. Just the.

[Eric]

The Turley charm, that's all.

[Bob Floyd]

That's it?

[Eric]

Yeah. I didn't promise anything. Yeah, it does help though, when they're good looking, too. Yeah, you can put more charm on, hey, babe? But yeah, we got Bob win. It was awesome show.

[J.D.]

Very cool.

[Eric]

John stood us up. But, you know.

[J.D.]

Did John not go?

[Eric]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Eric]

Yeah, he didn't go.

[Bob Floyd]

I thought we were all going to.

[J.D.]

John stood you up. I'm going to do the math. I'll come with an extra ticket.

[Eric]

That's when the girls gave the tickets away, not realizing that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay. Gotcha.

[Eric]

So it's all right. It worked out for the better, so.

[J.D.]

Yeah, very good. Well, I was sick this week as you can.

[Eric]

I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Eric]

We didn't invite you, J.D.

[J.D.]

Probably. No, I, I, I wouldn't have made it. I wouldn't have gone anyway.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, what happened to you?

[J.D.]

I got food poisoning.

[Bob Floyd]

Really?

[J.D.]

And the reason I'm so hoarse, obviously, is from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it.

[Bob Floyd]

Using those vocal cords.

[J.D.]

Never in my Life, and I'm 59, have I ever been that sick. Two hours of straight.

[Eric]

So what did you eat?

[J.D.]

I don't even know what it was. I have no idea what it was.

[Eric]

You don't want to name the place that you had the bad food at.

[J.D.]

I don't want. Because I'm, because I'm not sure if I was Bob. Oh, I just go and say it's. No, I'm kidding.

[Bob Floyd]

There's a lot of stuff that'll do that to you.

[J.D.]

I know. It could have been anything. And it even could have been I took a iron supplement, so it might have even been that.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

That would tip you over, because I was, I was getting ready to give blood, and my iron's low, so it may have been that as well, so I'm not going to mention any restaurants.

[Eric]

So wait, so you're sick and you gave blood? That sounds like.

[J.D.]

No, I was going to give blood.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

That's great.

[J.D.]

I was about to give blood, and so I was working getting my iron up a little bit because my iron's normally a little bit low, so I may. And I took an iron supplement that may have done it.

[Eric]

I think you're the only person that cares if your iron's up for somebody that's getting your blood.

[J.D.]

No, you know, they care.

[Eric]

So you want them to really have your blood check?

[J.D.]

I give blood every 60 days or so.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Feels like a bit of a smokescreen. JD at first, you said food poisoning immediately.

[J.D.]

Well, on command. I'm gonna bless. Because the iron story is so boring and nobody gives a crap. I thought the easiest way to say was food poisoning.

[Eric]

I think there's something else going on here.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Eric]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Jd, Are you talking about being old and impotent?

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

When was the last time you had a good heart?

[J.D.]

On this morning. Let me see it. I'll bring shots for you right now every time you walk in the room. It's all over.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy. So you're not that old yet.

[J.D.]

I Don't believe so.

[Michael Turley]

Do you.

[J.D.]

Do you.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have better feel about. You have better love with your woman when you had iron?

[J.D.]

I honestly. It's just. They won't take your blood if it's under. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Prove your love loss.

[J.D.]

That may be a. I may try that though, because that does have some iron in it. My. My blood is just. I have iron. Poor blood. And so they won't take it. They test that before they will take your blood. They test your iron.

[Michael Turley]

So you and I are the only two that didn't go to Guns and Roses.

[J.D.]

I guess so.

[Caller/Listener]

In the whole world.

[J.D.]

What I can tell now.

[Eric]

There was a lot of seats empty there.

[Michael Turley]

Were there.

[Eric]

Oh, yeah, that's. There's not just any. Any show. It's just bad. It's just not. It's not a good concert venue unless.

[J.D.]

You'Re somebody like, you know, Garth or. Yeah, but he can fill that place.

[Eric]

Yeah, but it's not. It doesn't sound good, though.

[J.D.]

You can feel it sounds awful.

[Michael Turley]

How are the seats? They were all right.

[Eric]

They were.

[Michael Turley]

Too bad.

[Eric]

No, they weren't. They.

[Michael Turley]

No, it wasn't.

[Eric]

It was just far from the stage. You're on the other complete backside of the stage, but you're level. It's not. Or not quite level one level up.

[Michael Turley]

When I saw those tickets and I looked at the view from the Internet deal, how you can plug your ticket in and see where you are. And I asked James from sales, I was like, do you have an extra oxygen bottle that I can borrow for this show?

[J.D.]

They were third level.

[Bob Floyd]

We were about 4 o' clock from the stage.

[Eric]

Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't terrible.

[J.D.]

Small helicopter that could take me to my seat.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I haven't, you know, I haven't been up in the mountains. I haven't been blood doping. I haven't been getting read for. For an event like this at high altitude.

[J.D.]

Like that song they play on the game show. When the lookout Walk goes up the Mountain.

[Eric]

Yeah, it just kind of. I guess James didn't love us as much as we thought.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. I talked to Marty and he.

[J.D.]

That's the tickets radio stations give away.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they have their own. It was something about tickets at Jerry World at Cowboy Stadium that they're tighter asser about it than at other venues.

[Eric]

Huh.

[Michael Turley]

So the tickets that the I heart from. First of all, a promoter does all the shows, but something about the fact that it's. Was it called at and T Stadium? Correct. They didn't have the stroke that they normally have.

[J.D.]

So very few people.

[Michael Turley]

I got sick and didn't make it do.

[J.D.]

Yeah, so did I. I'm going to go.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm going.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I hurt my toe, man. I'm feeling sick.

[J.D.]

Deon Sand.

[Michael Turley]

The iron in my blood, man, is down.

[J.D.]

Me, too.

[Bob Floyd]

You guys are all laid up.

[J.D.]

We're both old.

[Eric]

Well, hey. Yeah, J.D. i mean, Babo. So we had to actually have a cart take us because we parked so far away. Yeah, I got. I grabbed a cart. Yeah, we're here.

[J.D.]

By being old, I would have walked.

[Bob Floyd]

We didn't have to have.

[Eric]

Yes, we did. Baba, you were complaining about your injuries from Vietnam.

[Bob Floyd]

I was not. This is the typical deviance with which Michael Turley approaches anything in public. How are we gonna park over there? He asked his friend Eric. Eric drove his car was gracious enough.

[Eric]

Guido.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Guido takes his car. How are we gonna park over there? Turley asked. Eric's like, hey, man, you know what? My wife's got this handicap, slaps it on the mirror, so we're good. Well, still have to pay for parking. Right? But they put you in a much better spot.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

Than you'd normally have.

[Michael Turley]

Who had a handicap sticker, friend Guido.

[Bob Floyd]

Here comes Terry.

[J.D.]

See, I was gonna say stealing tickets.

[Michael Turley]

Lying to ladies at the counter, slapping handicap stickers up weed. I mean, you're.

[J.D.]

See, John could really have a handicap sticker and you don't, do you?

[Bob Floyd]

I had to fake a limp for 20 minutes so that Turley could have a cart into the. Into the show.

[Eric]

The guy took us all around the stadium, too. It was awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Nothing. Excellent. Oh, did y' all go on the tour on the cart?

[Eric]

Just went around. I was like, we're over the side. And I was like, you know what? No, we need to go to the box office. So he just makes it all the.

[Michael Turley]

Way back, wait for you while you went to lie to the ticket lady?

[Eric]

No, because he said, we can go. Just go in that entrance. I'm like, that's fine. It was pretty much where we needed to go in anyway, so.

[Michael Turley]

So you BS'd your way out of.

[Eric]

A ticket into a ticket. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's good. You know, nobody deserves that more than Axl Rose. I'm glad that you stole a ticket from Axl Rose, because he has stolen a lot of minutes and hours from people's lives.

[Eric]

He was 30 minutes late with his late arrivals.

[J.D.]

Like the old journal. At least he shows up in the old days.

[Michael Turley]

We're out of time. Do you have these things preloaded with the spots, or is the. Is the zeros. The zeros.

[Eric]

We've got two minutes till, if you want to before the spots.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha. 8008-0072-3480-0800-72-3-4. Sorry I was late, boys and girls. Where Even the damn lines at the. That just like Spicoli said, in fast times.

[J.D.]

Or.

[Michael Turley]

The line. The. The lines. The food lines were just too long before Dr. Hannah was late.

[J.D.]

You could leave earlier.

[Michael Turley]

I could leave earlier. I could leave earlier, but I. I had it timed just right. But I got into Starbucks hell a minute ago. I got stuck in, like, a Starbucks jam, okay? I mean, I was committed. And they got. What do you call it, gridlocked at Starbucks.

[J.D.]

Gridlocked.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. They have a new pretty girl at the window there, and I think people are wanting to talk to her too much. But I got caught in a Starbucks gridlock. I mean, I couldn't even get out, like, if I wanted to run and try to make it on time. Couldn't have done it. I mean, I guess I could have, but I really didn't want to.

[J.D.]

You didn't care?

[Michael Turley]

I just didn't care that much. And, I mean, I enjoy listening to you guys on my right, into work.

[J.D.]

God.

[Michael Turley]

From Starbucks over to the studio. I really do.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Eric]

That's a long drive.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 723-4. 800, 800 radio. Call in and give me year, make, model, miles. We haven't taken a car call yet. We'll get right on that. GiveMeTheEven.com is the website where we buy the cars. But you can just call me right now live at 800-800-RADIO. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars in the air.

[Bob Floyd]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Are we on? We're up. Raymond, are you on?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Raymond. How's Sunny? Is everything sunny in Philadelphia this morning?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Allentown, and it's overcast and starting to drizzle.

[Michael Turley]

Typical negative Yankee.

[J.D.]

Oh, my Lord. You asked.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's all bad.

[Bob Floyd]

Closing all the factories down.

[Michael Turley]

How far are the Poconos from you?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably about an hour.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not bad. Can you ski up there in the winter? An 87 Toyota crested. I'm not interested in at all, at any figure.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I was just wondering if you knew a general price to resell it.

[Michael Turley]

500 bucks.

[J.D.]

I just don't.

[Michael Turley]

I think 500 would probably be a. Be a good deal for you and for the buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

Right. But I didn't know what the price of that because I really can't. Can't find it anywhere, so.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's a reason they all broke down and nobody wants them. 500 should kill that thing dead. Like, put a bullet in its head, and it's laying there on the side of the street bleeding. 500 just knocks it out. Larry, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning, John. How are you? Good, Good, good, good, good.

[Michael Turley]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I got a 2011 Chevy Tahoe.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

With 76, 000 miles.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

LT LTZ71. Okay, cool. Z71.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. LTZ. Yes, sir. And 76, 000 miles.

[Michael Turley]

Leather roof, navigation. Yes, leather roof and nib. Okay. Z said you 4x4 loaded.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I love these cars. Does it have a clean carfax, or do you know?

[Caller/Listener]

It does, as a matter of fact.

[Michael Turley]

Do you know what?

[Caller/Listener]

I ran one last night.

[Michael Turley]

Have you. Okay, so you're in the middle of all this. Have you had any other bids? Offers?

[Caller/Listener]

I have. I have. Went over Plano, got a Carmax offer, and.

[Michael Turley]

Plano. Are you straight or are you straight or.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm from Boyd. I just drove over there.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Plano.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's great. That's. Anyway, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

I was close by.

[J.D.]

Boyd.

[Caller/Listener]

Boy, I don't want to tell you what my offer is, so.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, shut up, Larry. It's just me and you. What'd they offer you?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, come on, John.

[Michael Turley]

I'll quit it.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm not gonna.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, stop it. I want to see how you. I want to see how you. Just stop it.

[Caller/Listener]

Measure up, John.

[Eric]

I hate this game.

[Michael Turley]

You called me. You're on my radio show. From Boyd in. I mean, just, you know, if I don't beat it, I owe you money. It sounds like. I mean, you know the deal. If I don't beat the Carmax offer, I'm gonna pay you 200 bucks. So what'd they offer you? And don't lie, because I'm gonna ask for a picture of the offer letter. If you lie, you owe me 200 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not gonna tell you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Tell me what it's worth.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. I'll give you 20 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

That's how it works. 20 grand.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Let me offer me 16 for it.

[Eric]

Are you okay, John? You sure this is the right bid?

[Michael Turley]

I'll give you 16. 3. No, no, no, no, no. If it's no, I'll give you 20 grand. Okay. It's an 11 Tahoe 71 with navigation, sunroof and 70s on the miles clean Carfax. I'll give you 20 grand. They all kiss my white ass. I'll give you 20 grand. Just because they don't know what they're doing. That's not your fault or mine. You know, there's other people. When you went to elementary school, were there those portable buildings in the back out by the playground?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

See, that's for those kind of people. Yeah, they don't know what they're. You know, we're. We're pro ballers. And they're not. And it's not. They're not bad. No, they're special needs. But you wound up at a special needs place, right? And now you call the normal place.

[Bob Floyd]

Right?

[Caller/Listener]

So I got a payoff. Can you guys take care of that?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, we can, but I've got to go. So can you go to get. Can you go to. Give me the vin.com, load it up and say, wolf bought my car for 20 grand. Here's my payoff. Get it done. And they will give me the vin.com, larry. Thank you, Homer. We're going from cars to friends.

[J.D.]

Okay. Hey.

[Michael Turley]

He's been on the show with us for years.

[J.D.]

Yes, he has, buddy. Years from high school.

[Caller/Listener]

I have to say, John, you always know the outcome of things. It's scary. You gave me some advice the other night. You said, no matter what you do, don't start fighting. Keep cool. And what did I do? The complete opposite. We had a major blow up. I did.

[Michael Turley]

I've been talking to Homer a bunch lately about his woman problems.

[J.D.]

Homer being solid.

[Michael Turley]

I call him Homer.

[J.D.]

I know you do, but everybody doesn't know that.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I call him Homer because he. When we were, like, in eighth grade, he was wearing a cowboy belt. And it, like, looks stupid. Like. Like. Like a guy that might have a little. Like the guy at the rodeo that has a little palsy.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

And his name's Homer.

[J.D.]

Homer on the back.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So, yeah, they called him Homer ever since. Okay, okay. So. So he. How much time have I got? Minutes. See, that's not long enough. Homer, we're out of time here.

[J.D.]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, no, wait.

[Eric]

No, wait.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[J.D.]

No, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

We got four hours a show can you just call me back in 15 minutes or no, how long?

[Caller/Listener]

Five minutes that I told you we're not going to move into.

[Michael Turley]

Call me back in five minutes. I want to hear about the woman problem. That he's buying a house with his girlfriend that he's getting engaged to. No, no fiance. She's been married a couple times. He's never been married. And they're buying a house and there's all this money issue and it all blew up and she was. He was down, down. And I want to hear what happened. So what, did you buy the house?

[Eric]

Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

Let's find out. Call back in a minute. 800-800-723-4.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

800, 800 radio. A 13 Rubicon with 94,000 miles. Zach's worth 20, 20, 20 something thousand dollars. But can you just go to. Give me the VIN and load it up, Zach?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I can do that.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com. my name's John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

Smoke them if you got em, G. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

800-800-7234, J.D. ryan. Good morning, Bobbo. Yeah, daddy Bobbo. What it be like, Guns n' roses, Bobbo. Dr. Turley on the boards. Yo. Running the show, Chris. 14 Chevy Cruze LT with 25. Is it LT1 or an LT2?

[Caller/Listener]

LT1.

[Michael Turley]

LT1. Sunroof, yes or no?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Michael Turley]

10,000. 10,000. 10,500.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. All right.

[Michael Turley]

Did I buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Why? Because your payoff's 14. 14. 14,200.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep, yep.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly right. Go to givemetheven dot. Go to I'm screwed dot com.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm buried. I'm buried dot com Mike has 140,000 mile nitro in Pennsylvania. You know, what's up with the PA cars, the northeast cars? They're supposed to be lower miles. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Than Texas mostly.

[Michael Turley]

What, have you been commuting back and forth to Florida?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I bought it with 90, 000 on there.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Done a lot of traveling in New York and stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Is it. Is it RT now?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an slt.

[Michael Turley]

Slt. Oh, you know, that's just not good merchandise. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a two grander with 100 blue balls. Kelly blue balls. Let me tell you about me and Kelly. Blue balls. We dated for years, and I kept going to her, asking her when she was gonna put out, and because she'd say, hey, baby, I'm putting out tonight. Maybe 10,000.

[J.D.]

Here's how much?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I'm gonna put out 25,000.

[J.D.]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

But Kelly never put out an. I kept getting blue balls, so I quit listening to Kelly make sense. Kelly doesn't write checks. I do. Two grand. Sorry. Eight hundred. Eight hundred. Seven, two, three, four. Kelly's a.

[Eric]

Well, not really. She doesn't really.

[Michael Turley]

No, she doesn't. She's a teasy hole.

[Eric]

She's teasing.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she's that girl. She just talks about it.

[J.D.]

That one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the difference between a. Can I say this on the radio?

[Eric]

No, no, don't. Let me make sure the dump.

[J.D.]

Just don't.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Can you say the word on the radio?

[J.D.]

You can say okay?

[Michael Turley]

And I already said, you know what the difference between A and a whore is?

[J.D.]

No is the. What is the difference? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Screws everybody.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And A. Yeah. Screws everybody but you.

[J.D.]

And speaking of that, where's your friend?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what happened to him?

[Michael Turley]

He's already. He's PW down and roped him and tied him and yanked him off. He won't call back.

[J.D.]

Why don't you tell the story?

[Michael Turley]

I'll tell the story.

[Eric]

Wait, so he won't call back? Like, he can't.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[J.D.]

Oh, my Lord. He's not married to this woman yet.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Eric]

And he's buying a house.

[J.D.]

Right, together.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like he got it done, so.

[J.D.]

Dude, who does that? Who does that? Who buys a house with somebody you're not married to?

[Michael Turley]

Oh. I mean, you live with a woman that you're not married.

[J.D.]

She's not on the lease.

[Michael Turley]

Bob, have you ever bought a home with a woman you're not married to?

[Bob Floyd]

No. I mean, I purchased the home.

[J.D.]

Not that I wouldn't put her with.

[Michael Turley]

A woman that you're not married to.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, but she wasn't on any of the paperwork. I get. I did give her the house later.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Signed it right over.

[Michael Turley]

Charlie, you're hippie. Are you. Are you legally married? Y' all just like in Buddha's eyes?

[Eric]

No, not at Buddhism. We're legally married.

[J.D.]

I would put her on the lease. I just did.

[Michael Turley]

You would put your gal on the lease?

[J.D.]

On the lease, sure. We wouldn't buy a house together. Unmarried? No.

[Michael Turley]

Would you put 150,000 down and then put it In Yalls name.

[J.D.]

No, he didn't.

[Michael Turley]

He did 150.

[J.D.]

No, my.

[Michael Turley]

He did.

[J.D.]

Why would he just go ahead and get married first? That way it's legal.

[Michael Turley]

Why didn't. So when it came time to close, he was like, hey, we need to. I need to. As I told him, here's the words you need to use. I need to secure my interest in this property.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And he waited till the last minute. And she was like, no, you waited too long.

[Eric]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Oh.

[J.D.]

Oh, Lord. This is kind of. How old is he?

[Michael Turley]

40.

[J.D.]

Why are we still having these discussions?

[Michael Turley]

He's. You know, pee is a powerful, powerful drug. Powerful drug.

[J.D.]

But he's had plenty of the drug.

[Michael Turley]

Before, and it's kept him screwed up for years.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Eric]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

You know the difference between a addict and a recreationalist? No, there's not much.

[J.D.]

Okay. He's a little bit of both.

[Michael Turley]

No, he just. It just. He just didn't.

[J.D.]

It lets him. He doesn't think.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he bought a house, I don't know, 10 years ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And housing market went up and he made 200, 000 on it.

[Eric]

Nice.

[Michael Turley]

Over there in Ridgemar.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

And that's a lot of chili pod. It'd just be stashed.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So now he's going to go flop that down, a big part of it down on their new casarada. And. And I was like, time, time, time. That's all yours. And.

[J.D.]

And you're just gonna give it away, basically. Give it away.

[Michael Turley]

Give it away.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Give it away. Get away.

[Michael Turley]

Get away now. So I talked to him a couple days ago, and he was moved out because he put the old foot down.

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And. And he was like, no, he's getting an apartment. Okay. That's all right. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, it's over. I'm like, it's not over. It's not over. Y' all just. You just have to get through this bump.

[J.D.]

Where's the money?

[Michael Turley]

They didn't buy. They didn't close because he. Because he put that.

[Eric]

He put his foot down.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. He said, no, he still has his money. Good.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that was. That was Tuesday. We. When he calls back, I'll know the rest, but I think that he does not have his money. And she still has all the pee in the house.

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[Eric]

That's why I can't.

[Michael Turley]

That's happened before in a man woman relationship.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[J.D.]

That has happened on a regular basis. Go to any courthouse in the land. Happening today.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hey, Zach. Is this a 98 Dodge. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Diesel?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a 360 V8.

[Michael Turley]

It's pretty old. It's pretty mildly. Just go to the website, givemetheven.com. let me see pictures of it. I'm scared to bid this thing over the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[J.D.]

By the way, you're the coolest husband ever.

[Caller/Listener]

Can I say that?

[J.D.]

Yes. I saw the picture your wife put up this week on Facebook.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Hang on. Just over that pink Cadillac.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You like that car?

[J.D.]

Unbelievable.

[Michael Turley]

Dylan.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

LaPorte, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

LaPorte. Where, where that be? I know, I know. I see him in the. We buy cars from laporte, but I don't know where it is.

[Caller/Listener]

It's no, about 30 minutes north of Galveston.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Hell, 30 minutes north, north of Galveston is, is Clear Lake, isn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's next to Clear Lake, Kemah area.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. It's a Rover. It's 2011 Rover Sport. There's a few different versions. There's a few different versions of this. Is it a hse, a supercharger autobiography, or do you know?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the hse Lux.

[Michael Turley]

So it's a Lux package. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Black on black on black.

[Michael Turley]

Black on black on black.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. And it's got the authentic Range rover wheel.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. 79, 000 miles if it has a clean Carfax. I'm a 24, 000 buyer. Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I've been quoted as.

[Michael Turley]

Well, well, who, who hit you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Texas Direct.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so, so how. I got a question. How long did it take you to get a 24 grand number out of them? Really? If you add up driving to them and letting them walk around it and all that stuff.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I just, I just input it on their website.

[Michael Turley]

Then they didn't hit you at 24 grand. They hit you at a range because they don't bid cars on their website. They.

[Caller/Listener]

They say 24 to 20. No, hang on. 23 to 24.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, they just ballpark them. So then you got to go down there and jack with it. Okay. So you understand I've proven your trust that I'm on the money. Quickly, quickly. Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, let me pull a Carfax on it, make sure everything's legit. Will that buy the car? Well, if I bump up another 250 just to be on top. And I'll also pick it up at your house, by the way. Not me, but the driver personally. Go to give me. Go give me the vin.com. load it up. We'll do it. 800, 800. 723404 Pontiac GTO with 55. Anthony, average, rough or clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Hey, how y' all doing?

[Michael Turley]

Good. Average, rough or clean.

[Caller/Listener]

What was that?

[Michael Turley]

The Pontiac, is it average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

As far as not.

[Michael Turley]

Not.

[Caller/Listener]

Not the condition.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Anthony, are you blonde?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no. It's in good condition.

[Michael Turley]

Is it badass or is it okay? I mean It's.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 12 year old car, but.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no major thing. No, no major.

[Michael Turley]

Does 7,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Michael Turley]

8,000 buy right.

[Caller/Listener]

About 12 on it.

[Michael Turley]

Does 10,000 buy it? Does 11,000. I don't know. I have does 12,000.

[Caller/Listener]

11,000 could probably. 12. 12,000 would definitely buy it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, now we've established that I'll definitely buy it if it's a nice car. So go to givemetheven.com put the VIN number in and send me about 10 pictures. I need to see pictures and send me pictures of problem areas. Everybody. It's like the online dating deals. The girls just show their best shot. Show me the one with the fat rolling, right?

[J.D.]

Because you're gonna see it eventually.

[Michael Turley]

Show me the one with hail damage on its ass. And show me. Show me a picture of its mother's ankles.

[Caller/Listener]

And. And I got another question for you. I have the original hood for it still as well.

[Michael Turley]

I want it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, good. I've got it all.

[Michael Turley]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

I know Houston. I'll be there. Go to givemetheven.com we'll wrap it up and get it paid for. Trust a man from Houston. Unless he's got a gto.

[J.D.]

I have a question about two pictures on Facebook.

[Michael Turley]

Two pictures on Facebook. Join us like John Clay Wolf show on Facebook if you like. Or J.D. ryan.

[J.D.]

Either one.

[Michael Turley]

So you know.

[J.D.]

Pink Cadillac. Your wife's in a pink Cadillac. That's the coolest car ever. Did you give that to her?

[Michael Turley]

I did.

[J.D.]

That is so cool. I'm sorry. That is just the neat.

[Michael Turley]

You like it?

[J.D.]

I love it. I don't just like it.

[Michael Turley]

You love it.

[J.D.]

Dude. Really?

[Eric]

Wow. I question you even more. JD Pink Cadillac.

[Michael Turley]

I'm with him on this one.

[J.D.]

Cooling Classic. Is that.

[Michael Turley]

How much time do we have?

[Bob Floyd]

I like the red a lot better.

[Eric]

I do too.

[Michael Turley]

We're gonna blow through all of our material today. I had that as a piece of segment.

[J.D.]

Okay, let me ask you about another question.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no, no. We already brought it up. You want to hear Turley fire up Pink Cadillac by Bruce Springsteen? Oh, he already did.

[J.D.]

He did.

[Michael Turley]

You knocked me out of my rhythm, J.D.

[J.D.]

My bad.

[Michael Turley]

No, here's the funny part. As long as we're bitching about women and they're all still sleeping.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Because they're pampered and they don't get up on time.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

We can talk about. I'll tell the story twice. I'll tell this story, then I'll tell another story later. All right. So actually, this did not come through the website.

[J.D.]

Oh, the pink Cadillac.

[Michael Turley]

She found it.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, on one of those buy sell sites.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And she sent me a deal. She's like, this thing's cute. And I was looking. I was like, this thing's in the money. And you didn't care about the cuteness? I think it's in the money.

[J.D.]

I really don't know, but that's tough to tell. Like, how old is it?

[Michael Turley]

It's a 61 Caddy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And it's. But it's that pink. That's the right color.

[J.D.]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

It's the.

[Eric]

What's the Pepto Bismol pink?

[J.D.]

Yeah, sort of. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. It's not the. The too bright pink. It's the dull pink. It's got black on the bottom. It thinks it looks badass.

[J.D.]

It's cool.

[Michael Turley]

And so I wouldn't want to try for the. I drive it for a minute.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

She's always.

[Eric]

How many miles back?

[Michael Turley]

Back when I kidnapped her when she was 20.

[J.D.]

Yes, you did.

[Michael Turley]

She wanted a pink golf cart back then. You know how they grow up.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, they grow up.

[Michael Turley]

They grow up just now. Right. Ten years later.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

But back then, she wanted a pink golf cart.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And. And now we got her. I didn't. I didn't deliver on that promise. But to get her pink out, like, that's cool. But. Yeah, that. That typical old cars. Meaning I was getting. I bought it from the guy, okay. I'm like, drive it to my house. He doesn't live that far from us. Well, I'm like, drive it to my house. I'm paying you what you want.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you know, what if the tire goes out? I'm like, what if the engine blows up? That's why I want you to drive it to my house, because I want to see this old piece of crap make it.

[J.D.]

That would make me question if he doesn't want to drive it into your house.

[Michael Turley]

So we readjusted the price, and I. I gave him a considerable cut.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And he said, Done. I was like, okay, that leaves me enough room to fix things.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What's wrong with it? Nothing. I'm like, something. Because you don't want to drive it, right? What if he's really concerned about the tires dry, rotting, and blowing out? Okay, Like, I think there's more, but I. I got it.

[J.D.]

You know, who you are and what you do for a living.

[Michael Turley]

What was so funny is when I called him, right? Your voice sounds real.

[J.D.]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, shut up, J.D.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Michael Turley]

You're trying to steal your spotlight.

[J.D.]

I thought you were gonna say my voice sounds terrible.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, his. Your voice sounds real familiar. I'm like, I'm the dude on the radio, and he's a huge fan.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

That's a huge fan of ours. That was so, so funny.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So I. I picked it up, and. With a record, right? And I was going to take it straight to the auction, and the old lady got involved and intercepted it. And I was like, I'm busy. If you want to do this, you call the record driver. You do this. I'm not touching anything. But I'm gonna tell you one, two pieces of advice before you take this out tonight with your girl.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I'll tell y' all when we get back. I'm up against the clock. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rating.

[Bob Floyd]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Sam.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

So Homer's texting me saying, help. The movers are coming in an hour.

[J.D.]

Your friend?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Eric]

Help.

[Michael Turley]

Help. H E L P S O S.

[J.D.]

What are you gonna do?

[Michael Turley]

I told him to call us. And. And I'll try to walk him through it.

[J.D.]

What are you gonna do? You'll tell the backstory.

[Michael Turley]

I need to know details first of where they're at. The backstory is he's given up all his money to buy a house with his girlfriend, and she's gonna get his150,000 down in her name if he doesn't. If he doesn't straighten it out.

[Eric]

Yeah, it sounds like it's already done. If the movers are coming, the movers.

[J.D.]

Are on the way.

[Michael Turley]

This is a good point. They were supposed to close on Friday, so I guess they closed yesterday. What's he need help with?

[Eric]

You can't get out now, man. You're done.

[Bob Floyd]

May I ask a naive question?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Is this girl okay? I mean, is there a reason you wouldn't want to settle and, you know.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Let's not start banging on the gal.

[J.D.]

No, that's not the point.

[Michael Turley]

No pun intended.

[J.D.]

That's not the point. The point is you don't ever do that with a girlfriend. Ever. You don't make. He's gonna marry her. Gonna. Then do it.

[Michael Turley]

Gonna. What a shoulda.

[J.D.]

Then do the. Then do the business once you're married.

[Michael Turley]

She better not be listening. We're all going to hell.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

She told her in the. In the fight. You've got a box full of wedding rings over there. Why should I trust you? Wow.

[J.D.]

But he's never been married.

[Michael Turley]

He's never been married.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Eric]

He's got a good point, though.

[Michael Turley]

And she's had a couple.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe more than a couple.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Michael Turley]

And, you know, he's. Oh, that's legit. Yeah, yeah. These are all actual points. Point, counterpoint, right here Saturday morning on npr.

[Bob Floyd]

You prenup it, right?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it just. He just wanted to secure his assets, his down payment.

[J.D.]

Why don't you just wait.

[Michael Turley]

Why don't you just buy it without her? That's what I said.

[J.D.]

There you go buy without her and let her live there.

[Eric]

Exactly.

[J.D.]

That way, when it blows up.

[Michael Turley]

That's the sexist mentality that we've been raised with, and that has worked out for most men.

[J.D.]

It's business mentality.

[Michael Turley]

It's just, I'll buy and let you live there.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dad. No.

[Michael Turley]

You sound like my dad. You know whose motorcycle that is you ride? No, no, it's mine. I let you ride it.

[J.D.]

You legally get married, and then you do business together. Period. Period.

[Michael Turley]

If you don't, period. Let them milk the cow before they.

[J.D.]

See boyfriends and girlfriends buy boats together. Boats always blows up.

[Michael Turley]

Always.

[J.D.]

Air bloats, motorcycles, you name it.

[Michael Turley]

If it flies, floats, or leases, don't.

[J.D.]

Buy it with a girlfriend. Get. If you're that serious, get married and then do your business. Dave Ramsey 101.

[Michael Turley]

Does he instruct his listeners not to buy assets with girlfriends?

[Eric]

Not in that directive away. No, not at all.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he would.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you're leasing the. The.

[J.D.]

I know you're.

[Michael Turley]

You're leasing that girlfriend, right? So when you do a double lease, isn't that against the law in the state of Texas? I mean, that's like bank fraud.

[J.D.]

No, It's.

[Michael Turley]

It's lease an asset twice. Can you sublease the ass set? That's a whole different deal. That's turtle. That's you. You're the swinger.

[J.D.]

I'm like, well, that was the old days.

[Michael Turley]

This thing's getting way off the rails.

[J.D.]

Way off the rails.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Riley 2010 challenger with a buck and a quarter on. Is it leather or cloth? Leather. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Average, rough or clean condition? Upper, upper, uppers, downers. I think with those miles on it, it's worth 10, 10 to 11,000. All right, are you a seller there?

[Caller/Listener]

Give me the VIN.

[Michael Turley]

Give me the VIN.com homes. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Dallas, Texas, right now.

[Michael Turley]

All right, see you then. We do let people in from Dallas, Texas, that give me the Vind dog home just on Saturdays. Todd, seven Acadia with 110. Does it have leather roof and navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Good, decent miles. Let. I'm gonna ask you this again, not that you. Some car guys don't pick up that it. I understand it's got leather, it has a sunroof, and it does have factory navigation.

[Caller/Listener]

That is correct.

[Michael Turley]

And does it have quad captain seating?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[Michael Turley]

Most of the time they do. Is it average rough or clean condition, senor?

[Caller/Listener]

Average to good.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, then I'm a $7,500 buyer. Does that. Does that buy the auto?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well then go to givemetheven.com and say, John bought my car. See, like you can. You can push the buyer around. You know, I'm saying, because you got to me. You just tell them, shut up, dude. John already bought my car. You're just my now and you need to pay me.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

All right, go to givemethevin.com Time to pay you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

Before you went into the break, we were talking about the pink Cadillac you bought for your wife. And you were just about to tell us what happened when she went out with her girlfriends or what you were going to do. Oh, the pink Cadillac.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D.]

So I was buying this car from this guy, 1961.

[Michael Turley]

Pretty, pretty, pretty show car. Like in the back to the trunk, they've got all their trophies.

[Eric]

Oh, nice.

[J.D.]

Yeah, like you would see in a movie.

[Michael Turley]

But here's the difference. The reason I could buy this car is because this guy inherited it from the dead trophy winner.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so if. If I was buying it from the trophy winner you'd never, ever, ever get it bought.

[J.D.]

No, no, wait. No.

[Michael Turley]

Because their stuff's worth a million dollars.

[Bob Floyd]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

But when they inherit it down, you can buy it from the kids.

[Bob Floyd]

There's no part they don't protect, you.

[Michael Turley]

Know, they're not as in love with the trophies.

[J.D.]

They didn't polish it for 10 years.

[Michael Turley]

They don't have the sentimental value. Right. He just put it on the damn money, and I'm like, I'll buy it. Boom, boom. He's like, what do you give? I said, well, I see what you listed for that. I'll pay that.

[J.D.]

How about that?

[Michael Turley]

But I want you to drive it to me. I want it to make it.

[J.D.]

And then he balk. He said no, right?

[Michael Turley]

In a nice way.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not picking on him at all.

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

But he was trying to tell me, hey, man, this thing doesn't need to be driven. It needs some help.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So I busted him back. He kept saying, I'm negotiable. I'm negotiable. I'm like, I don't want to be negotiable. I want to see it make it. Because I've jacked with these old cars, and they always break down. Always. You know, vets, challengers, all this old stuff I checked with. They always overheat. They always break down. I'm like, man, I'd rather pay you more than you're asking to see this. Son of a. Make it 50 miles. It's gonna be cheaper. So we just kept going back and forth. And he calls me. He's like, well, I was getting ready to leave, and he's got some bees in it. I'm allergic to bees. And I'm like, dude, I'm not gonna come get the bees. Out, out. No, I want you to drive it to me. He's like, well, you can you get a record? Can you haul it, like. And I explained to him why I wanted to see it drive up my driveway.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

I wanted it to break down on him and not me.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So we readjust the price to a price where I felt confident that I could fix whatever needed would pop up based on his description. Send a wrecker a roll back out there. I'm going to take it straight to the auction. I was going to get it for my wife.

[J.D.]

Okay, yeah, you're getting a pretty good.

[Michael Turley]

And then I'm like, this is gonna turn into a project. I'm just gonna go sell it. Wife calls.

[Bob Floyd]

Where's that Caddy?

[Michael Turley]

Like, they're picking it up this morning. If you want it? Here is the lady that's handling it. You call her, she can call the record driver. Y' all can jack with all these logistics and all these issues and don't call me. I'll pay for everything. We're partners on this deal. I got the money and you got the time, honey. But do not ask me a question about this part because this will take all day long. Sure. What about the this and how do we get to that and blah, blah, blah. Just figure it out.

[Eric]

Or you can just send it to the auction, not worry about it.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, that. So she intercepted it and she said, deed and I are going to take it to the movies tonight.

[J.D.]

Oh, boy.

[Michael Turley]

Girls night was mean or something. Bad Moms.

[J.D.]

Bad Moms?

[Eric]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They want to go to see Bad Moms. And she want to get dressed up 50s style. And she. And I'm like, hey, man, it all sounds fun.

[J.D.]

That's cute.

[Michael Turley]

But here's the. Here's a record company that we use.

[J.D.]

And I forwarded her when it does.

[Michael Turley]

Happen, forwarded her the contact card of a record company that I use. So we have an account with.

[J.D.]

We're ready to go.

[Michael Turley]

And I said, when this thing breaks, don't call me, call them.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And then do you have your Uber app working? Because you're gonna need Uber to get your ass home. I got it. Did you test drive it, honey? Yes, I did.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Is everything great? It's wonderful. Okay, where did you drive it, honey? Around the driveway.

[J.D.]

Oh, boy. That's the same as the movies.

[Michael Turley]

We have a long driveway, but it ain't long enough.

[J.D.]

So how far did it go?

[Michael Turley]

She didn't even know this part. How much time do we have?

[Eric]

Yeah, five minutes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you know, like a dad watching over his kids.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So I knew what time she was leaving.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

And I knew this deal was going to go to hell in a handbasket. So I went down the street by her house. She didn't know I was home yet. I just sat by the church parking lot and parked and I waited for her to fly by. And it. She flew by and. And she didn't see me. And I was like, all right, it's working. About 48 seconds later, my phone rang. Oh, no. Hey, baby. The brakes on these things, do they not work that good? Like. No, they don't have power brakes. You gotta pop them. Okay. So I said, here we go. So I hop in the car and I start following her with a big distance and I follow her all the way to her friend's house. And the phone. She called me six times.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Six times.

[J.D.]

I'm right behind you, baby.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I never told her I was behind her. And then she's like, give me. I said, listen, does your girl have a husband? Yes. Okay. We live in Johnson county, which is out the country. This girl lives in Johnson county and she's married. You ask her husband, they're gonna be. He knows all about this car. You don't know her husband. I know, but he lives in Johnson county. And if he's straight and not homosexual, he's gonna be able to tell you every. He and his buddies are gonna be all over this car.

[J.D.]

Right. They're gonna love it.

[Michael Turley]

And she got there with the problem, and they're all over it. And they're figuring out, long story short, they took her, the real car, to the movies, left the car there.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And it needs an alternator, it needs a battery. And what's that bang, bang sound when I turn it off?

[Eric]

Backfire.

[Michael Turley]

It's a backfire.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So I talked to husband. He's like, yeah, it needs a. Needs a battery and it needs timing adjusting, this thing.

[Eric]

So she didn't want to listen to you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Eric]

But took the advice from somebody else, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, absolutely. That's the way it goes.

[Eric]

I know. Every time.

[Michael Turley]

And that's why I didn't even get in the middle. You notice I just sat back in the outskirts and watched this thing and she called me, hey, Jenny. Up right down the. She could be pissed at me. I'm right down the street from where she was.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

She calls me baby. Can you just come over here to their house? No.

[J.D.]

Well, you're trying to. You're trying to set the precedent.

[Michael Turley]

Can you come over here and look at this? No. Does she have a husband? Have him look at it. Y' all are the ones that won't listen to me, right? I'm not going to save you.

[J.D.]

I told you, I'll pay for it.

[Michael Turley]

But I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what to do. It's the same with all these callers. I'll tell y' all what you got and I'll pay for it. Doing nothing.

[Bob Floyd]

They do grow up, don't they, Kyle?

[Michael Turley]

08 GMC Sierra was 60. Is it a crew cab or an extended.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a crew cab.

[Michael Turley]

Is it four wheel drive or two? It's two wheel drive, two wheel drive. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[Michael Turley]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's cloth.

[Michael Turley]

12 grand. 13 grand. 13 grand. Maybe 14 grand. Is it Texas edition?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

What's it take to buy it? It's an 08. Remember, it's 10 years old.

[Caller/Listener]

20,000.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you can go to the store and get them for that. Oh, hell no. No, no. Unless it's lifted and four. Well, he says two wheeler. Sometimes. Guys, I misquote you on the air because I can't see what you're looking at. I mean, I can't see that you've got a special car, but I'm probably still right. Roger. 07 Ford F150 with 83. Is it leather or cloth? Leather. Leather. Four wheel drive or two.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, so four wheel drive. It's a FX4.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a sunroof, no navigation.

[Michael Turley]

Is it lifted or stock?

[Caller/Listener]

It's lifted. It's got the fabtech lift kit.

[Michael Turley]

So is it 15 grand? Is it that kind of lifted?

[Caller/Listener]

It's gonna be me a little more than that.

[Michael Turley]

Well, if I'd have said 13, would you say? I mean, it seems like no matter what I say to people, they want more. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[Michael Turley]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Like 18.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Well, the lift intrigues me. I am a high buyer on lifted trucks and so I need to see pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number, the miles, you know, in the info. Talk to Wolf on the radio. He hit me at 15. I'll take 18 for it. Take a picture, back off and take me a side shot so I can see what she sits like. Open the driver door and take an interior shot and I will answer you yes or no. And if I can't give the 18, I'll make you a counteroff. Okay, 800, 800 radio. Or just go to giveme the v I n dot com. Coming up next, smuggling Mexicans pink Caddy story. We just did that dope report. Gnr. What more? GNR concert and JD Dying. That and more right here on the JCW show. We'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

Smoke them if you got them, G. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. How powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Eric]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

I'd like to hear this song as a drunk. Like a Merle Haggard version, like an alcoholic song on a wide line fire. Do you know the words, this song?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Can you pull them up?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I think it. I think it could be funny. I think it'd be a good country song.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. Jack Wright, 02 Ford Focus SVT. Yes. How long have you had this?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir, I've had it for about two weeks. I traded a motorcycle for it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, good. Well, you've earned some stripes back with me. Because what I was going to tell you is, do you know what it sounds like when this thing hits? The power band says, I do, actually. He goes, I'm gay. I'm gay. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Yeah, an SVT Focus is not my bag. If it's old, I mean, I'd still give a thousand bucks for it. What's up with the intern, Turley? I mean, you're all geeked out on the intern. You. You're. You excited to have an intern? You want him to go get your. Get your lunch?

[Eric]

Well, yeah, and actually, I need cold water, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, this is warm water. Cold water. Cold water. So what school did you come from?

[J.D.]

Get up on the mic.

[Michael Turley]

A turn. We've got the intern here, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry, what's your name?

[J.D.]

Tori.

[Eric]

Most people call me T. And you're.

[Michael Turley]

Getting school credit for this? Yes, sir. And what school is that? Tarrant County College, Northeast Campus. What. What class would give you school school credit for this?

[Eric]

This is for the RTVB program.

[Michael Turley]

It's specifically college internship hours. So, Charlie, when you were getting interns, I mean, nothing against you, Jack Osborne, but I. Why? Why not the hot intern? Why? Why?

[Eric]

He's the one that volunteered.

[Michael Turley]

That's all I could do. He was the first one. Yeah, so is his gig here is good until we have a hot intern apply? Or can we just have them both?

[Eric]

Oh, we always accept hot ones. I mean, you can never have too many.

[Michael Turley]

Here's your first job, Intern. Go get us a hot intern to replace you.

[J.D.]

We'll keep.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you bet we will get right on that. We will keep you on. All right, but we. We need. I mean, if we're gonna do the intern thing, we need to do it right. Wouldn't you agree?

[Eric]

That word replace makes me nervous.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. Not replace, but to join you. This Is your first lesson in radio, tv, film.

[Eric]

Have a hot chick with you.

[J.D.]

Yeah, have a hot chick with you.

[Michael Turley]

It's like this here. Here's life. Intern boy. A girl goes. A law office wants to get a new secretary to make the bank deposits. They put out a deal, and they have three ladies come up and they're going to try them out different days. So they change the deposits on them to see. One day they. They send the one girl, applicant one, with a deposit to the bank that's $10 short. The next day, they send applicant two with a deposit that's 200 heavy to see how they handle it. The next day, they send applicant 3 to the bank with a deposit. This dead nuts on. Okay, out of the three, which one did they hire? 200 plus the blonde with the big boobs. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I tell bad jokes on the radio, but there's true. Okay, go. Go do whatever Turley wants. He wants to. He wants to. He wants to make you feel like a pledge.

[Eric]

Well, in the cooler, it's the blue button, not the white button. You press the white button there.

[Michael Turley]

Lambda Lambda.

[Bob Floyd]

He can do it. He's been all the way to mortar and back.

[Michael Turley]

15 Ford Mustang GT with 26. 6. Is it? Which version is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, John, where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Which version of a Mustang GT do you have?

[Caller/Listener]

It is a. It is a base GT with Recaros and automatic trans.

[Michael Turley]

No leather.

[Caller/Listener]

No leather. Copper caros.

[Michael Turley]

What did he just say? I don't know. Plump leather.

[Eric]

Oh, plum.

[Michael Turley]

What's that? I mean, Recaros are leather. Does the car. Yes or no, does the car have leather seats?

[Caller/Listener]

Nay, nay.

[Michael Turley]

I did not know Recaro made a cloth seat that they went in a Ford product.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it was a 1295 option.

[Michael Turley]

All right. 26,000 miles. What color is this thing?

[Caller/Listener]

Is white.

[Michael Turley]

The black interior sounds like a mid-20s car to me. Does 25 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I actually submitted a offer for you guys two weeks ago. And you came actually.

[Michael Turley]

Speak up, boy. Quit stumbling. How much is the damn car? Quit talking. How much is it, John?

[Caller/Listener]

27 is what? Directly.

[Michael Turley]

27 is too high. Next. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D.]

Fair enough.

[Michael Turley]

Poor guy was all over the place. I mean, my God, does it have leather? Did he drop an F bomb?

[Eric]

No, he said plump.

[Michael Turley]

Plump leather.

[J.D.]

Plump.

[Michael Turley]

I mean. Just shut up and tell me how much it is.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, I thought he said plum leather.

[Eric]

God, Plum or whatever.

[J.D.]

All right, easy. Everybody just take a deep Breath.

[Michael Turley]

I need to chill.

[J.D.]

Yo, you do.

[Michael Turley]

This guy upset too much.

[J.D.]

Cops.

[Bob Floyd]

Rebel Base, this is Red five. We lost John.

[Michael Turley]

Over.

[J.D.]

He's five.

[Michael Turley]

Wallace Edwards is at the studio this morning.

[J.D.]

I've clicks out.

[Michael Turley]

I need more time, Turley. I need more time.

[Eric]

I mean, you can go.

[Michael Turley]

Can we redo this clock?

[Eric]

Well, you can go along here. We just have to make it up some point.

[Michael Turley]

I ain't making up nothing. I ain't making up a damn 60.

[J.D.]

Minutes in an hour.

[Michael Turley]

Damn about the commercials. I don't give a damn about the music. I don't give a damn about anything about except what I got to say.

[J.D.]

Even for you, Hillary, it's only 60 minutes an hour.

[Michael Turley]

Okay? So we got 26 seconds left. Y' all handle it. I'm gonna go take a break. Okay.

[J.D.]

Just deep.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D.]

So coming up, we'll have what bobble you got.

[Bob Floyd]

First and foremost, let's keep those phones loaded up. Call now 800-800-7234. That's 800-800-TELETHON. You'll find yourself quickly in the top of the line. Next on the John Clay Wolf show. With more to come after this. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com Lamar, I want that Cobra. Thank you for riding along, partner. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

He kind of sounds like Hannibal Lecter talking about it in the third person. Kind of stony thought. See y' all went to the Cult and Guns and Guns n Roses Wednesday and I stood you up and didn't go. Lamar, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good Morning, sir.

[Michael Turley]

A fort and. Oh, a 90. 94 Cobra. I didn't know they made a Cobra. 94.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a Cobra face car.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. 1994 Ford Mustang GT Cobra.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's a Cobra pace car. They made a thousand of them.

[Michael Turley]

I need you to go to my website and send it to me because I damn sure don't want to short bit it. I love old cars with low miles that are cool. What do you want for it? What we take for it? Everybody wants a million dollars. What we take for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd like to have 30.

[Michael Turley]

30 grand. What's the miles? It's got 13, 000 miles on a 1994 Mustang Cobra. I need to do some research on it and I'll damn sure I paid 50 grand for a For a specialty Mustang the other day. So I'm not afraid to pay up for, for the right car. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up for me?

[Caller/Listener]

It's already there.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect. I'll get it when I get off the air. Where are you calling from? Lamar. Where?

[Caller/Listener]

Whitehall, Pennsylvania.

[Michael Turley]

Whitehall, Pennsylvania. Never been there, but anyway we can get, we can, we can get a driver over to your house with a check if we make a deal and pick it up. No sweat. We are in Texas. But I have boots on the ground in pa. Lots of boots on the ground in Northeast and we can get it picked right up.

[Eric]

Speaking of pa, did you see the. Did you see the dump truck that was on that somebody put in?

[Michael Turley]

No, first to buy.

[Eric]

Yeah. Only in Pennsylvania did we buy it.

[Michael Turley]

No, I buy dump trucks. Oh hell yeah. We make more money on that kind of crap than we do these regular cars.

[Eric]

This one was obviously sitting in the field and rusted up.

[Michael Turley]

Did it start and run? See, we're back to the pink Cadillac. Can you get, can you drive it to me? And when you get here, can you dump a load on my chest?

[Eric]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

I mean on my driveway.

[J.D.]

Yes, driveway is what you meant.

[Bob Floyd]

That's what she said.

[Michael Turley]

Here's a 03 Mustang Cobra, 10th Anniversary Coupe. Kevin, where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

We've got the same thing from Pennsylvania to Houston. It's all. We're all brothers, man. Hey, at 03, what color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a torch red. The bright red.

[Michael Turley]

Is it mid teens or like 12 grand or something? Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well I had a 30,000 mile orange one that I gave 20 for about five years ago. Right. This one's got. This one's got 70 on it. What are you a dealer?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no. I'm just owners.

[Michael Turley]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

I've had it since 2006.

[Michael Turley]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say 20.

[Michael Turley]

Nope, ain't gonna do it. Not with 70. See guys, you gotta comprehend these 70000 mile cars. Just cuz they're the same. Like the 15,000 mile car will bring 10,000 more dollars. Maybe 15,000 more dollars in your 70,000 mile car.

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe I'd be better off just selling it to individual.

[Michael Turley]

I think you'd just be better off taking what it's worth. It's worth 15 grand. You can spin around, chase your tail for the next six months. But I mean the money's the money. But I may be wrong. So go. If you put it in my [e-mail] I will take another look, see, and pull a market report and make sure that it hasn't changed since the last time I looked. Because I. I'd be lying if I said I bought a.03 Cobra in the past 90 days, because I haven't. All right, what do you got, jd? I don't want to talk about cars. I thought we were sick of talking about cars.

[J.D.]

I thought Baba was gonna do it.

[Michael Turley]

But no, Bobbo's not gonna do anything. Paul Harvey is here and he's gonna talk about Jim Morrison.

[Eric]

Oh, where's.

[Michael Turley]

Oh man, I forgot Paul. Yol drunk dead bastard.

[Eric]

Wake him up. Sleeping on the Damn couch again.

[Michael Turley]

800. 800 radio is the calling number and the website is give me the vin.com dead Paul Harvey is brought to you today by givemetheven.com where the old meets the new.

[Bob Floyd]

Believe this is Wallace Edwards spot.

[Eric]

Yeah, Paul's here. Just. He's taking Wallace's spot here, I guess.

[Bob Floyd]

Still in the middle of my scotch and soda break.

[Eric]

Yeah, you woke up, Paul. The break in the green room.

[J.D.]

Well, really bad.

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry.

[J.D.]

Paul, you look disheveled.

[Bob Floyd]

Thanks a lot, Paul.

[Eric]

There's Wallace.

[Bob Floyd]

He looks like he may be a little lit.

[J.D.]

He does, actually.

[Bob Floyd]

Does he drink like that all the time?

[J.D.]

All the time.

[Bob Floyd]

Good lord.

[J.D.]

Actually, he's pretty. Yeah. Lit. Wallace.

[Bob Floyd]

Because everybody loves the Doors.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the Doors.

[Bob Floyd]

But in the late 1960s, one band was considered especially ahead of its time, and that was the Doors. They may not have been comprised of the most talented musicians in the business. They made up for it, though, in true originality, a flair for capturing the era's psychedelic sensibilities, and of course, for the antics and over the top showmanship of their lead singer and primary songwriter, Jim Morrison. And while the Doors are a hallmark of the drug fueled music at the time, nobody consumed more dangerous chemicals than Morrison. In his heyday. He'd begin drinking hard liquor with each day's sunrise, smoke three joints with brunch, maybe toss back a little red wine with a cocaine chaser at tea time and take his first tab of acid by 3pm Famously, his preference was for pure LSD dropped onto a sugar cube, which he'd enjoy one lick at a time for 20 minutes or so, and which would bring on the full effect of the drug slowly and reportedly with increased intensity, followed by gallons of brandy and Coca Cola in most cases right up to and during that night's performance. And that was always the question about Morrison, because no one understood how A relatively young man with so much talent and a heralded musical career would abuse himself with such abandoned and obvious self loathing. Flash forward to 1971, when a profoundly unhappy, strung out, bearded, overweight and soon to be has been Jim Morrison relocated to Paris, France, where according to friends, he sought some therapy, shaved his beard, lost a little weight and laid off the dope right before dying of a sudden overdose of heroin. Or did he? New revelations in modern psychoanalysis reveal that more than anything else, the young singer might have perceived an undeniable double standard that was prevalent in the music business at the time because male singers could be appreciated for their general good looks or singing style or the cleverness of their lyrics. But only women were considered truly sexy in most cases. And Jim Morrison, in his skin tight leather pants, who went shirtless for virtually his entire professional career, topped with a famous tendency toward manic substance abuse, might well have been showing some unmistakable signs of gender uncertainty. In light of his untimely death occurring over overseas with no credible witnesses and no autopsy performed before a very hushed and hurried burial ceremony, many wild theories persist about the possibility that Jim Morrison in fact faked his own death in an attempt to escape what may have decided was an impossible existence. Add to that the overnight success a mere five years later of a never before heard of American actress who took Hollywood by storm, garnering dozens of nominations for best supporting Actress for her portrayal of the damsel in distress in that year's remake of the adventure classic King Kong released in July of 1976. And a 40 year career as an instantly recognizable drop dead sexy, but almost mannishly strong character actor, the world famous Jessica Lang, who coincidentally can act and sing and who looks awfully damned good in black leather pants at whatever age or gender for that matter.

[J.D.]

I don't think that's accurate. I don't believe Jim. No.

[Bob Floyd]

And that's this week's Today in Rock history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[J.D.]

Tim Morrison didn't come back as Jessica.

[Michael Turley]

He didn't. He thinks he came out as Jessica. There's a difference between back and out.

[J.D.]

Came back into the limelight as Jessica.

[Michael Turley]

I think he was saying that Jessica Lane was really Jim Morrison. He finally gave up and went back to being Jessica.

[Eric]

Where do you get this information, Wallace?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, it makes a great vacation, but once you live in France full time, it does things to you.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I don't think it does that to you. No. I believe he died of her.

[Michael Turley]

Michael. An 11 Dodge Ram 1500 with 130. Does it have the big wheels or the small ones.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got 20 inch aftermarket wheels, alloy.

[Michael Turley]

Is it leather, cloth, two wheel drive, or four? Hey, guys, when you're taking these truck calls, will you please ask more questions? I need 2wd, 4wd, leather, cloth, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because it just takes forever to ask. So has it got the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a single cab.

[Michael Turley]

That's a single cam. Is it a long bed or short?

[Caller/Listener]

Regular? Short bed.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, which engine?

[Caller/Listener]

The Hemi.

[Michael Turley]

It's got a hemi. It's worth $7,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And that's what I'll give if it's a straight rig. So can you go to. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live out in Wylie.

[Michael Turley]

All right. You want to sell it?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say, we'll hit me at seven grand. Here it is. And. All right, you know, short of the side being knocked off of it or having a bad carfax or. Or, you know, you custom painted it pink and put white roses all over it, I'm good.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[J.D.]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, I don't know if you know about that hailstorm out here recently, but got some hail damage.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, that. That's a big difference, you know, Mr. Smart Ass. No, I'm not gonna give seven grand for a hail beat Dodge Ram, But. But I know that, but I will. I mean, hey, you know, all nonchalant. Didn't know if you heard about the hail storm in Wiley that made Nash national news and blew all the rooftops off. So how much was the hail check?

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't get through insurance. I was afraid they total it.

[Michael Turley]

That's what. What, you had insurance but you didn't claim it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, you're better off letting them total it if they'll total it. Trust me. No, I do. I had a bunch of them. And. And I was begging them to total them. Please, please. They're like, we'll fix this one for eight grand. I'm like, no, no, just total it. Just total it. I don't want them. I had a bunch of cars hurt. No, dude, you get off the phone. Do you have insurance? Are you just lying and you don't have insurance?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I got insurance.

[Michael Turley]

You need to claim it. I mean, that Wiley hail on that truck, Your check's gonna be seven to $8,000. You're sitting here telling me you'll take seven for it.

[Eric]

He ain't gonna get it.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm ready to get rid of it.

[Michael Turley]

I'm done with this conversation. I mean, this is like talking to my kid about nothing.

[J.D.]

Give me 12 grand. By the way, did you hear about the tone 80.

[Michael Turley]

Did you hear about that flood in Louisiana? What was it called? Katrina. Yeah, I named my kids after it. This car was.

[J.D.]

So you may want to back off about 12 grand.

[Bob Floyd]

Two of my kids after Katrina.

[Michael Turley]

One. Katrina two. I mean, you know, call it and say, tell the screener or me up front. Yeah, it's got trucks beat bad. It's not beat. It's beat bad.

[Eric]

John, you would be surprised how many people do this on. Give me the vin.com.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Eric]

Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, done deals, done everything. Well, it doesn't run. Yeah, well, you know, that helps if it's running.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. I mean, on your tinder are your match.com application. If you have herpes, that is not curable, you should tell somebody on the front side.

[J.D.]

I got a question, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Gonorrhea britches.

[J.D.]

Speaking of moments of.

[Michael Turley]

Of.

[J.D.]

Ouch. There's a picture of you on Facebook. You look like you're at the auction this week.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D.]

You're sitting at a desk behind the big John Clay Wolf show sign.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a desk. It's called an auction block.

[J.D.]

Auction block. So you're sitting. I thought you had to be down with the cars. How come you're up in the auction block?

[Michael Turley]

Because I'm the seller. I have 200 cars there.

[J.D.]

So you get set up.

[Michael Turley]

That's my lane.

[J.D.]

That's your lane?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

That's why it's got my sign in the back.

[J.D.]

Why does this picture look like you just got poked in the rear?

[Michael Turley]

Because I've lost money on a car. I think I'm looking at the screens, and y' all can go to John Clay Wolf show and like that, join that Facebook page. You'll see what JD's talking about. Also, those Cadillacs that I was talking about, the pink Cadillacs on the. On there. And there's a red one also. That's bad of the bone that we bought off a Missouri customer. That's on there. Okay, back to the. Yeah, I. I was. They sent me these pictures. I was looking through it. That's a very unflattering picture.

[J.D.]

Very unflattering.

[Bob Floyd]

You look.

[J.D.]

You look overweight, and you look like you just got poked in the butt.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so I'm a fat gay man.

[J.D.]

I mean, by, you know, someone with a cane.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a fat man that's been sodomized.

[J.D.]

Kind of sort of Well, I was.

[Michael Turley]

I was losing money on it. I was yelling.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's what's going on.

[Michael Turley]

And that's what I thought was funny. So is it so unflattering. I should probably take.

[J.D.]

It just looks like you're in the. It looks like you're in the moment, you know, it's like a. Like a football player right in the middle of the game.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

It's kind.

[Michael Turley]

We sell them, man. We sell them. If they make money, we sell them. Here comes all the classic cars. My gosh. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

None of these cars run, Crystal. Will this car start really? Will it make it to Sonic and back without overheating?

[Caller/Listener]

Most likely. Asset is going to Florida though. My dad's trying to sell it. My uncle passed away last August. Yeah, and my dad, then my uncle's brother in law is trying to sell it to help pay for the funeral cost. Still.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. A66T bird, can you get. Get your dad's dead uncle's brother's cousin to send you some pictures of this thing on text message.

[Caller/Listener]

I called my cat and gate in the wet. Thank you all and told him to upload pictures to you.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, then we'll look at the pictures and we'll. We'll, we'll. I'll. I don't do this for anyone, Crystal, but I'll pay for your dead uncle's cousin's brother's nephew's brother in law's funeral.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

All right, so we'll get it bought. We'll get it bought. We can buy it. I mean, it sounds like y' all are going to be reasonable.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, because I said it's engine. It's been rebuilt. It still has original part. The engine only has 40,000 miles on it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, how many miles are on the car? Not the engine.

[Caller/Listener]

That part. I'm not sure.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever seen Weekend at Bernie's where they're negotiating with a dead guy?

[Caller/Listener]

My dad actually has it. He left it at my dad's house.

[Michael Turley]

I'm up against a heartbreak line. Line it up and we'll get it bought. Thank you for what city you calling from? Crystal? Hey, I'm here. Go Astros. Y' all beat the hell out of the rangers last night. 800. 800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com. be back. Una momento, por favor. For our number three of our little Diddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, really, Judy. Leave it to a devil Democrat to get me an ugly male intern.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Wow. So many levels.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[J.D.]

There's so many wow. My mind just.

[Michael Turley]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. Every God. That was good. Mike. 14 Land Rover. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Dickinson.

[Michael Turley]

Is that up north?

[Caller/Listener]

That's southeastern.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, what state?

[Caller/Listener]

Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, Texas. Just say Texas. What city? I'm in Texas. It's all one.

[J.D.]

Drinking soda.

[Michael Turley]

We're gonna succeed. You know that? We're gonna learn how to speak English and spell and then secede.

[J.D.]

And we're leaving.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, is it a. Is it a HSC or an HSC? Lux or base?

[Caller/Listener]

Base.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Around 25.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Thousand.

[Michael Turley]

Does it have 19 inch wheels, navigation or rear DVD?

[Caller/Listener]

It does not have any of that.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. And then it's a $22,000 ride with a clean Carfax. If it's got a dirty carfax, knock, knock off 10 to 20%.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a clean carfax. I was hoping for something around 25.

[Michael Turley]

That's retail. I'm wholesale. You know, it's. Can you get 25 for the car? Sure. Run an ad, you know, do test drives, maybe help them with their down payment.

[Bob Floyd]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

But hard money Today, right now, 22. I might go to 23 if I can see some pictures of it.

[Caller/Listener]

I just. I just sent one in.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, cool. We're on it. Thanks. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ryan, I really want this truck. This old Chevy GMC truck. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a good clean truck.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Before I. I'd rather not bid it on the air. I'd rather see pictures of it. Have you put it into the website yet?

[J.D.]

I have.

[Caller/Listener]

Not yet. I'm actually driving.

[Michael Turley]

Do that because I'm gonna bid it short. I mean, you know, it's 17 year old truck, right? So it could be. It could be. Beauty is the in the eye of the beer holder on this one. And I need to see it so before I say anything. All right, thanks. Go to givemetheven.com you know, it's time for the top 10.

[J.D.]

Well, Casey's. Casey is sick. Oh, boy.

[Michael Turley]

Casey's what?

[J.D.]

He's sick this week.

[Michael Turley]

Casey case him is sick this week.

[J.D.]

He got food poisoning and he can't be here this week.

[Michael Turley]

Well, j.

[J.D.]

My. My voice is shot. I can't even. I can't even barely do my own voice. If I push it, I May lose it all together.

[Michael Turley]

Look, did you notice his voice getting worse when he starts talking about it? No.

[J.D.]

It's not like the kid with the.

[Eric]

Limp that's like, oh, I want to play anymore.

[Michael Turley]

Well, okay, so. So, J.D. actually, the. We're unveiling the curtain.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

J.D.

[J.D.]

Is Casey K. Other times, the real Casey comes in, but today I was gonna do him.

[Michael Turley]

Okay? And actually, JD writes. Writes the top 10 at 10. So. Did you write one for us? I could read?

[J.D.]

No, because I didn't. Wasn't going to do it, so I didn't write it.

[Eric]

Well, his voice affects his writing. Didn't you know that, John, what's the.

[J.D.]

Point of writing it if I'm not going to read it?

[Michael Turley]

Your voice has really gotten worse since we start talking about this.

[J.D.]

Well, now. Now I'm stressed.

[Michael Turley]

Okay? Okay, so, well, then why don't I.

[J.D.]

I had food poisoning.

[Michael Turley]

Listen, the show must go on. That's one thing you learned about live entertainment.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I understand.

[Michael Turley]

So we probably promised the people top 10 at 10 for the past several years. We've got to deliver top 10 to 10. So I guess I'm gonna have to do it, because nobody else can do anything. Jenny's too effing lazy.

[J.D.]

Oh, my Lord.

[Michael Turley]

All right, number 10, Baba. Let's do it right. Let's do it professionally. We do the. Is your. Is your weird countdown ready?

[J.D.]

What are we doing?

[Michael Turley]

Number 10.

[J.D.]

What's the list?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm still butt hurt over Russ Martin badgering me for all those years, so I'm not gonna let John make me do. Do anything.

[J.D.]

Was this the top 10 reasons JD didn't do his job?

[Michael Turley]

Number 9. The top 10 reasons JD didn't do his job this week, My girlfriend. I mean my wife. I mean my friend. I mean, my girlfriend that I don't live with, but I do live with. But she's not on the lease. What? She kept me up all night. No, I had a KKK meeting.

[J.D.]

That's not. My Lord.

[Caller/Listener]

Number seven.

[Michael Turley]

My kids distracted me again. For those of y' all who know JD this is. These are all very accurate, very relative. Number six. I was working on a. On a. On a segment for Texas Road Trip.

[J.D.]

I was. I did my travel show, but that was.

[Michael Turley]

I was at the Jaguar store looking for a new car.

[J.D.]

I do.

[Michael Turley]

Number what can you say a little louder so they can understand you? Number There you go. Go, Bobo. You're getting lazy, too. I'm having to keep everybody in check right here. I was at my Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

[J.D.]

I was.

[Michael Turley]

This is the top 10 reasons that JD was could not get the top 10 at 10 written this week.

[J.D.]

Cuz he's sick.

[Michael Turley]

Number three, I had an alcoholic friend in need that was fixing to kill himself and I went and saved his life.

[J.D.]

That actually, that actually occurred this week.

[Michael Turley]

Number two, I was at a nudist resort and had nothing to write with.

[J.D.]

That's true.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks a lot because I just don't give a damn.

[J.D.]

That's not true. Oh my God.

[Michael Turley]

That's a better time.

[J.D.]

How come the the truth wasn't in there? Cuz he had food poisoning and puked.

[Michael Turley]

Food poisoning?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Where'd you get food? Don't. Don't get me in trouble.

[J.D.]

I'm not sure. That's why I'm not going to mention any restaurants. I also took a iron supplement because I was going to give blood like I do every 60 days at the Carter Blood K. And I go in and my blood is low, so I took an iron supplement which also may have made me sick. So I puked for literally two hours. The worst puking I've ever had in my life.

[Michael Turley]

So the acid burned your cords?

[J.D.]

My cords?

[Eric]

Oh, Tyrone's got something to say about.

[Michael Turley]

That supplement was a mad dog 20. 20.

[J.D.]

No it wasn't. Mad Dog.

[Michael Turley]

Fortified?

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Tyrone, where you been? I haven't heard from you in two weeks, man. You've been working on these cars? Yeah. You got a lot of cars? We got a lot of cars. And it's been hot out there. 20 this morning.

[J.D.]

Who they?

[Michael Turley]

Over next door on the buying office sit. Out of 20, he probably better buy about 11. Yeah, that's a lot of cars, Tyrone. I saw you out there polishing on some of our rigs. We're getting ready to go to the sale. I polish all right. Yeah, but you were being pretty sloppy, man. I mean, when you didn't know I was looking. You, I just saw you with like a towel and you were just flopping it on the hood like just, just dragging it across like half asleep. Are you okay? That's something I do. That's for my Shaolin.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

You know my old ladies got me doing the yoga.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, all the time. She thinks you're all eastern.

[J.D.]

You're doing mantras.

[Michael Turley]

So at least I could do is blow a little rag to the wind, I call it. Well, I'd appreciate if you put a little more elbow grease in it because you know that the Mexicans are trying to take your job over in the D.C. detailing world. Yeah, but I was at break at the time when I break, I break.

[J.D.]

All right, Shut it down.

[Michael Turley]

All right? I mean, I'm trying to prove that you are still the best detailer in the county.

[Bob Floyd]

You can look at this.

[Michael Turley]

Look at the shine on that little T Bird.

[J.D.]

What. What sign?

[Michael Turley]

T Bird. We have a T Bird. Little shoe shine boy ain't got nothing on Tyrone. All right? I took my rag to the wind. That's in my time.

[Bob Floyd]

When it's your time, I'll be polishing.

[Michael Turley]

Between you and JD Y' all are coming up with a lot of excuses this week.

[Bob Floyd]

You know what's wrong with J.D.

[J.D.]

What?

[Michael Turley]

He not drinking enough.

[J.D.]

That's not true.

[Michael Turley]

He needs a Mad Dog 2020.

[J.D.]

I don't need that. All right, all right.

[Michael Turley]

Dr. Turley, you are a sports affiliate. What's up with the. I see NFL camp starts in Rio Olympics on the board.

[Eric]

Yes. Aren't you excited? Camps open up.

[Michael Turley]

Did you notice? Jump into Olympics? I saw a article in USA Today yesterday I was impressed with. So did you know this, J.D. they pull a cruise ship up at rio. And the U.S. basketball team is not in the Olympic Village. They're on their own cruise ship.

[Bob Floyd]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

And then I looked at the players on the US Basketball team, and they have some serious money, and that's why.

[J.D.]

Okay, they're on their own boat.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. No, their own cruise ship. Our US Men's basketball team has. Has their own cruise ship that they're staying on.

[Eric]

Well, do you blame them?

[Michael Turley]

If you heard all the chaos that's.

[Eric]

Going on in Rio.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, people are getting robbed. The water is nasty.

[Eric]

Well, their water literally running in the streets is toilet water.

[Michael Turley]

Literally, toilet water.

[J.D.]

And it's funny, the opening. I was told the opening ceremony was all about health and about nature. It's like, dude. And you're what?

[Eric]

And they were supposed to fix all these problems, but you know what? What's more important is building a big stadium.

[J.D.]

It snuck up on them. They only had seven years practice.

[Eric]

Yeah, only seven years.

[Bob Floyd]

You know what the US Men's basketball team calls their boat? The actual name of the boat is the SS imminent assault.

[Michael Turley]

That would be the US men's football squad. If we had that 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. Bob Floyd is with us this morning and he's going to bring us a dope report which we've not.

[J.D.]

Love him.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't know what's going on with the legalization in other countries. I mean, in states. Totally. You're. You're A, you know, a peace loving Democrat from way back.

[Eric]

We've got two in there. We just got to wait. You got to wait for a couple more. It's going to, let's get through these elections first and see where that lands.

[Michael Turley]

What's Trump's position on legalization of marijuana? I don't know.

[Eric]

Does he have a position on anything?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, ladies and gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is right here with us in the studio this morning. Rush. What? Why, why is Hillary here? I don't know. I didn't invite her.

[Bob Floyd]

Did you look? I think we should keep an eye on her.

[J.D.]

Beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

More of Rush a little bit later. Now it's time for the Dope report. Bob, are you there?

[Bob Floyd]

Right here, John.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have Bob's dope report? Yeah. Let's, let's, let's hear the the summer 2016 update.

[Bob Floyd]

All right, kids, it's time to check the wire on making the big score with today's Dope report. And if you're in the biz, the primary objective is stacking dollars. So let's get to the el supremo of late summer moneymakers. Here's how the line on grass is in the here and now, because unless you're living in Washington state or Colorado or in the receiving department of your favorite discount store, you're not seeing a whole lot of quality marijuana on the street. And that dented supply is a potential tsunami of good news and bad news. Currently, growers from Baja California all the way to the southern tip of Paraguay are experiencing their annual scorched earth period during which really good cannabis absolutely will not bud. And that's got domestic hydroponic growers ratcheting up their output to meet demand. But hold on there, Mr. Green Jeans, because it takes 32 weeks from start to finish to turn a crop to using no soil at all. So unless you've been stockpiling since last December, the market's bearing upwards of $70 on the 8th, almost double the norm even for premium level DRO. Your best bet as an entrepreneur is to find one of these nifty botanical thrill seekers. The craft malls and organic nurseries are full of those Emmy Award winning types. And buy in mass quantities while you can. If you can get in for less than $7.50 on a pound and undersell the competition at $45 per 1/8th, you'll put together 5760 bucks in the course of a single weekend. But again, and do not underestimate, score your quality product early because this year's dry spell is Shaping up to be a long one. Being the only guy with ready supply is going to pay dividends. And we hate to get all preachy here at the dope report, but if you missed the boat on quality hydroponics, unless you got overstock of decent acid or Molly left over, go ahead and close up the shop until Labor Day. Word on the street is there's a new designer compound called W18, which is touted as 100 times stronger than fentanyl and a thousand times more potent than morphine. And this stuff is as of right now, today, perfectly legal in these United States. I don't think it's available online, not that I've checked. Either way, our official skinny on this compound is that anyone who would sell a product that could Potentially get kill 75% of potential clientele is really not looking at the big picture. Take my cue here and resist this particular little trend. You'll thank me later. And that's it for the dope report. Hope your drill hunt pans out. Till next time, I'm Bob Floyd and you keep token.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Bob. It's always enlightened. Better than watching Kramer on cnbc.

[J.D.]

Oh my God.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I need to make a shout out.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, hey man, we need to hire some folks. [e-mail].

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of Bob, in his high talk, I forgot about hiring. I need like a. I need an IT person that is. Can handle all of our Google Analytics and search and online marketing and social media crud and all that.

[J.D.]

You really need a social media person?

[Michael Turley]

I need a person that can, that can also be a developer, A light developer slash social media. Just, just our online presence hand handler, multiple purposes.

[Eric]

Because you're not going to just sit around and do social media.

[J.D.]

But in that Google search thing, isn't that like a specialty? People that know how to make that work?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's not that big.

[J.D.]

No.

[Eric]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, once you know it, if you have half a brain on any of it, you can do it all. Maybe you can't be the best. We're not looking for the best because we're not gonna pay.

[J.D.]

Like that's our slogan.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I'm not gonna pay more than, than, Than Microsoft.

[J.D.]

Right, right.

[Michael Turley]

I'm, I'm, I'm okay with a guy that, that maybe even smokes a little grass and could show up late if he'll work cheap enough.

[Bob Floyd]

Working like a bail bonds job. Right.

[Michael Turley]

Just, you know, hey man, we got it handled. This is not a pressing position at this point, but yeah, I am Hiring that and buyers. We need some more buyers in the. In the near future. Send your resumes, go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and attach your resume. If you just say, hey, I'm calling about the job. That's not. No, you're not listening to me. Step one, send me your resume.

[J.D.]

What do you want in a sales guy or a buyer?

[Bob Floyd]

A buyer.

[Michael Turley]

Car savvy. Knows the difference between a four wheel drive and a two wheel drive. Okay.

[J.D.]

Years and years and years in the business.

[Michael Turley]

No, okay. No, no, no, no. I don't need anywhere between a car dog and a Starbucks barista.

[J.D.]

Got you. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Just a happy, friendly person that's got a brain and the can. Can, can put a deal together. Someone that can put a deal together on the phone and online.

[J.D.]

And these are people. But you're buying cars.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we're buying cars. We're not selling anything. We're not cold calling anybody. Everybody's coming to [e-mail]. speaking of, I've got to go to break. We'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show powered by givemethevin dot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show in Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Listeners, we're moving to 92.5 Lone Star 92.5 K GPS, September 3rd. So in September when you ask where we went, jump over to 92.5. We'll be there.

[J.D.]

Great.

[Michael Turley]

Rock station trace a 13F250 loaded up 23,000 miles. Leather nav and an 8 inch lift. So does it have 35s or 38 inch tires? 37, that's a big dog. I need to see pictures of it. First of all. Is it, is it, is it, is it 40 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

More than that, about 50.

[Michael Turley]

No, it ain't gonna do that unless it's something that I'm not seeing. I handle a lot of these trucks, but again, I'm not looking at it. What did you spend after the fact?

[Caller/Listener]

I spent over. I mean with everything on it's over 50 grand. But I mean I've ran through the auctions before through a dealership friend of mine. I brought 47.

[Michael Turley]

When was that?

[Caller/Listener]

Thursday.

[Michael Turley]

Why didn't you sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I owe more than that on it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, I think you've got the market. Obviously your trucks more has more eyeball than what I was imagining because again, I'm not looking at it. 47 on a 13 hard loaded monster truck is what it must be. I mean you had all. You had all the money you got upon it. If you can get that again, you need to hope you can get it again. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio radio.

[J.D.]

More of this Pokemon Go trouble.

[Michael Turley]

We are hiring buyers.

[J.D.]

Oh we are?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You can go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and send me your resume. I don't need a hey dude calling about the job. Just start with a resume. Resume. Last time I did a shout out like this, I gather I got 50 of them gathered up 10 of them, had them all come in and meet and I hired two of them. Perfect. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Gonna be doing that again.

[J.D.]

Just people in Pokemon Go are getting robbed now. That's like the new thing. Twice in Dallas this last week. Basically four women walking around looking at their Pokemon Go and people like, you know what? This is a perfect time to rob you. So that's happened twice. This is the Pokemon Go thing just continues. And by the big news is they took Pokemon Go and they took it to Rio.

[Eric]

Of course they did.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Yeah. You get some special character if you go into. Because they need people to go to these games because no one wants to go.

[Michael Turley]

How are they making money with this?

[Eric]

Because they charge the venues to. If they have this certain character there, they charge like Nintendo or whoever the creator is.

[Michael Turley]

But we were driving down the street the other day in small town Texas going to get that pink Cadillac and Which I got lost. Didn't make it. But that's not the point. She had her Pokemon Go. My wife, okay. Because she was bored with my lost refusal to look at a map.

[J.D.]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

And lost. And she was picking up Pokemons on country roads.

[Eric]

That's through Google.

[Michael Turley]

Okay? Google paying for those.

[Eric]

I don't know how. I don't know what the relationship there.

[J.D.]

Is, but is the download free? I don't have any idea.

[Eric]

Yeah. And you know what? How, what do you get? That's what I don't get about this game.

[J.D.]

I don't get it at all.

[Eric]

You get any money if you get all these stupid Pokemons? Do you get any prizes?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[J.D.]

You just go to another level.

[Eric]

You just wasted your damn time.

[Michael Turley]

Do you get any money playing. Playing Candy Crush? No.

[Eric]

That's why I don't play it.

[Michael Turley]

I can't. I just.

[Eric]

It doesn't. There's no value for me. That's all it's about.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we weren't asking about you.

[Eric]

That's all I give a damn about.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, now that we've established it, all Terry cares about is his democratic self. We can go on to the next segment.

[J.D.]

Democratic self.

[Michael Turley]

Audio clip of the day.

[Eric]

Oh, yes, yes.

[J.D.]

What is this?

[Eric]

Well, of course we got to hit the open, right? I mean, we got the open.

[Michael Turley]

It's all about him. Again, it's time for Turny's audio clip of the day.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[Eric]

Hold that note.

[J.D.]

Well, you gotta hold it out. Oh, there's more.

[Eric]

It's just repeats here. All right, so HBO's got a new show with Bill Simmons. I don't know if you've seen it. Anyway, he's a reporter. Yeah, espn. Former ESPN guy. So he's got all these celebrities and on the show. And Ben Affleck was on the show recently. Yes. Since NFL camps opened up, I thought this would be appropriate play because he starts bitching and complaining because he's a big Patriots fan of why, you know, why isn't he playing? Because of the deflate gate. Because he's been suspended four games. He finally went ahead and accepted his suspension. And you know, I just think he.

[Michael Turley]

Was drinking a little. You think just a little bit.

[J.D.]

Ben was?

[Eric]

Yeah, I just think so.

[Michael Turley]

Think it is the ultimate bull outrage of sports ever. It's so stupid that I can't believe.

[Bob Floyd]

You realize they gave him a suspension.

[Michael Turley]

For a quarter of the regular season.

[Bob Floyd]

Which would be equivalent of suspending a.

[Michael Turley]

Baseball player for 40 days. Forty and a quarter days exact.

[Bob Floyd]

Which is what they do for when you get busted taking steroids.

[Michael Turley]

What they did was suspend Tom Brady.

[Bob Floyd]

For four days for not giving them.

[Michael Turley]

His cell phone and for having a friend who called himself the Deflator. If I got in trouble for all the things that my friends called themselves, I would be finished.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

You want to give a guy because he doesn't give you his cell phone a punishment. I would never give the organization as leak prone as the NFL my cell phone. So you could just look through my.

[Eric]

Emails now, you know, he was a little slurred with his speech there, but he does have a good point.

[J.D.]

Really does.

[Eric]

I wouldn't give anybody my cell phone.

[Michael Turley]

Would you? Well, no.

[J.D.]

It's an investigation though. Come on.

[Eric]

Yeah, well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't say that.

[Michael Turley]

Turley did a wonderful job slowing Ben Affleck and then bleeping when. When running bleeps needed. He really did good with that. I'm impressed. Give me the vin dot com is where you go to sell your car. My name is John clay wolf. We're powered by. Give me the vin. Is that clock right? Yes. We're powered by givemethevin.com. we'll be back in three minutes.

[Bob Floyd]

Smoke them if you got them, g. We'll be back with more of the John clay wolf show powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

And jay ferguson with thunder island right here on your classic hits. Look at Bob. He's jamming. Bobbo. Do you want to bring it in?

[Bob Floyd]

Rhythm guitar by I have no idea. Joe waltz really double post.

[Michael Turley]

Ah.

[Bob Floyd]

There's a whole story behind this song.

[Michael Turley]

I love this song.

[Eric]

This is what Johnny beach and would play right here. Right.

[Michael Turley]

Joe? Good morning. You're on the air. 06 Chevrolet Cobalt SS with 88. Is it average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's average.

[Michael Turley]

Sometimes when I talk to dealers and I'm buying cars from the trade ins from the dealers, when they say average it means rough. And when the public says average sometimes it means clean.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a clean carfax. Paint's good. It's got a couple road chips.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a $2,500 car?

[Bob Floyd]

That's.

[Caller/Listener]

That's pretty close actually. What I owe on it, I owe three on it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I was gonna if it was nice. Nice. I was thinking three. But if it's just normal it's 2500. I've unfortunately had a lot of these. I don't mean to knock on your car. They're just kind of hard to sell.

[Caller/Listener]

No, not at all.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. We'll buy it. 800. 800 radio Daniel and 97 Del Sol. It all depends on how nice it is. And with 150000 miles it cannot be just screaming nice. So if you wouldn't mind. Take that one. Take that one to the website. An 11 Sierra 3500. Is it a diesel, Aaron? Yes, but it's cloth and it's a long bed, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, cloth, long bed, four wheel drive. 66 with the housing.

[Michael Turley]

Does 22 sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no. I've gotten offered 28 five. 25,000.

[Michael Turley]

25. Okay. Well I. I buy these tr. I. I bought. Let me buy this week 180 cars.

[J.D.]

Jeez.

[Eric]

Feels like it at least.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds about right. We'll have 175 on Tuesday. I mean, I buy cars for the money all the time, so just go. Go. These trucks are hard to do on the air. Go to the website pictures, VIN number and let me think about it, and I'll buy the damn thing for all the money. I just didn't know what it is. 06 Silverado with 150 on it. It's cloth. It's a crew cab or an extended. Aaron.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello? What's going on? I'm sorry. No. It's a single cab, but it's extended bed.

[Michael Turley]

Just a long bed. Regular cab. It's worth two grand. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Did you see that deal where the guy jumped out of the airplane and landed on a net?

[J.D.]

I had to watch it, man. I couldn't. He's like, you know, he's not going.

[Michael Turley]

To die on live jump from 25,000ft.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No parachute without a flying suit. Have you seen those guys in the wing?

[J.D.]

The wingsuits are cool.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I thought about that. Reminded me of the 80s. Remember the. All the hookers that wore the Rockies?

[J.D.]

Rocky, the flying squirrel.

[Michael Turley]

Remember Rockies? Red Rockies with red boots. And they had the. The flying wings.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I think we need to reincarnate that with this guy. And take a prostitute and throw her out of an airplane with those Rockies.

[J.D.]

On with the wings, this guy goes into a net.

[Michael Turley]

But he can train her to land on the net.

[J.D.]

Yeah, she's.

[Michael Turley]

She's proven that. A, she was used to working without a net net, and B, she will do anything for money.

[J.D.]

You know, he misses the net. I mean, at what point you're a thousand feet, you're like, I'm missing the net.

[Michael Turley]

He did not hit the net in the middle.

[J.D.]

No, he didn't.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Eric]

He's kind on the edge a little bit.

[J.D.]

No. Yeah, but. But it caught him.

[Michael Turley]

What if he would have splattered, Dude?

[J.D.]

Oh, that would have been so bad. Live television. Fox would, you know, Fox would have covered it.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Eric]

They had it on.

[J.D.]

I'm sure it was on delay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but the video would have made.

[J.D.]

It on the web.

[Michael Turley]

If you splat it. Oh, you know somebody else is going to do it. They're going to splat that.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's going to be the best viral video of all time.

[J.D.]

Right before now. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You can throw a cat out of an airplane, but you can't throw a honky.

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Stop.

[J.D.]

You don't throw cats out of airplanes either.

[Michael Turley]

You kind of can, right? But no, we watched it in science. We watched it in the science in health class.

[J.D.]

It's kind of abuse of an animal.

[Michael Turley]

But they threw a cat out of a 20 story building and all he had was a broken rib. You haven't seen that in high school. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

No, it'd be cool if it was a turkey.

[J.D.]

We're not gonna. No doing. No, we're not going to do that.

[Michael Turley]

I'm telling you the truth.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

In, in school, I don't know if it's college or high school.

[J.D.]

That would be illegal.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe I'm showing my age because they used to. They showed us a video in science class throwing a cat.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Off of a building.

[J.D.]

We don't want anybody to try that.

[Eric]

What is it to prove that they land on their feet?

[Michael Turley]

Something like that. It made it. It's unbelievable. Don't do this at home.

[J.D.]

Do not do this at home.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm not endorsing, I'm just telling you what I saw with my own two eyes in the public school system. So blame. If you want to blame somebody, call the isd, your local one, by the way.

[Bob Floyd]

Be much more effective if they did it with like a lion or a tiger though, wouldn't it?

[J.D.]

No, no. We don't throw anything out of airplanes or buildings. No.

[Bob Floyd]

At least that way somebody's going to pay.

[J.D.]

Oh my Lord.

[Eric]

John's going to be taking his plane up one day here.

[J.D.]

No, we're not. No, we're not.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not going to do anything.

[J.D.]

You guys hear about NFL player Trent Richardson, how his family spent one $1.6 million of his money?

[Eric]

Yeah, that guy's a bus too.

[J.D.]

He had a four year, twenty million dollar contract and he let his. This is why when you win the lottery, you don't tell your family because they basically spent over almost 2 million of his money. He looked at his bank account, went what? He had his brother. He has brother on. He was paying him a salary. He used to be his personal assistant. 100 grand.

[Eric]

Well, and he was a top five draft pick. So that's how he got paid that and he's been cut by 14 teams. So hey, Cowboy fans, he's gonna be.

[J.D.]

One of those guys that ends up attending bar. Oh yeah, Hollywood Henderson did at one point.

[Eric]

Well, you just hope Zeke Elliott, they drafted him top five, he doesn't turn in that bad story.

[Michael Turley]

You know, speaking of fans, I would like, and we're not into football season yet, but now that we're going on the northeast, I Think it'd be fun to like have a two minute drill during Saturdays and have the different cities call in with their rants about why they hate the other teams because there's nothing better than listening to a Philly fan bitch. And the Texans fans bitching about the Cowboys fans. Everybody's bitching about the Cowboys fans because the Cowboys have the big brand, but they suck.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they do.

[J.D.]

They do.

[Michael Turley]

They do. They just suck. That's all there is to it. And I mean the news reporting from, from training camp. Well, it looks like we're gonna suck this year. The defense really sucks. And oh, the quarterback just blew his knee out in practice. Back to you, Susie.

[J.D.]

Didn't somebody important get hurt this week?

[Eric]

Yeah, the backup quarterback for the Cowboys.

[J.D.]

Whoops.

[Eric]

And you know, because Tony Rome was going to play all 16 games, right.

[J.D.]

He'S going to be there until he gets touched.

[Eric]

So yeah, they got it. There's. They're searching for a backup. They drafted somebody, but he's not ready.

[Michael Turley]

You guys on wzzo, if you want to call in a bitch about the Cowboys Fans, I'd listen. 800, 800 radio. Ah, 97 must Mercedes with big miles. Rebecca, if you'll send that one to the website, the miles was too big to be to bid on the radio. I got can Bradley. This one's big miles, but it's a diesel, so I'll take it. It's a 08 Ram Dodge Leather Lariat with 150 on it. Is it a mega Cab or a quad Cab N?

[Caller/Listener]

It's quad cab.

[Michael Turley]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Bob Floyd]

It's got a little.

[Caller/Listener]

I put bigger size tires on it, so it's got a little bit. But not a, not a factory lift or anything.

[Michael Turley]

Is it like 16 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Dodge is doing the buyback and they offer me 20.

[Michael Turley]

Dodge is doing the buyback. Okay, well, let me, let me explain to you how the buyback works. You're gonna give for ours what we want you to give and we're gonna show you 20 on the piece of paper. They won't buy that truck straight up and down for 20 grand. It won't do it with 150 on it. But I may be a little light at 16 again.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they already sent me the formal offer for $20,100.

[Michael Turley]

I've seen all this. Formal offer, black book offer. KBB dealers are deceitful marketers. That's just the bottom line. If you want to do that, get all the way down the road with that and then call me. I'LL buy the truck for mid to upper teens that which is what it's worth without a trade in. But if you're going to trade in, they can show you 40 grand if they want to, and you can pay 180 for theirs. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We had something else we missed today, and I forgot what it was.

[J.D.]

We're fixing to lose stuff we found in cars.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. S founding cars. Turley, you had some poor taste. Post on the J. And guys, you can like the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Turley was driving in McAllen, Texas, with his white son in Mexico at a track meet, and he noticed a car. Tell me your story.

[Eric]

Okay. So we're literally an hour from McAllen.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Eric]

And there's a border. Not a border called Mexican border. Not a border crossing, but there's a.

[Michael Turley]

Donald Trump's been talking about it.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Eric]

There's a patrol that stops. You have to stop going out of McAllen. An hour outside of McAllen, right in.

[J.D.]

The middle of highway, they just stop you going in.

[Eric]

They don't stop you. You can just. They don't care. Go right ahead. So I'm driving in. We pass it. I'm like, okay, great. An hour outside. Interesting. And then there's a turnaround about a half a mile before it.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Eric]

And this about a 2008 Nissan Murano. It's laying low. Like it's sagging.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Eric]

Darts across the highway out in front of me. It pulls over to the side real quick. I'm like, oh, something must be wrong.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Eric]

Kind of slowing down. Looking blue tire. All sudden, 1, 2, 3 people jump out of the car and they run into this field.

[Michael Turley]

Really? You saw?

[Eric]

Oh, yes. And so I slowed down. I was like, look, looks loose.

[Michael Turley]

This is a Murano, a Murano. Three people get out and run to the woods. Okay.

[Eric]

And then another one, two, three.

[Michael Turley]

Shut up. You got six.

[Eric]

Six.

[Michael Turley]

It doesn't even have a third row seat.

[Eric]

And I'm slowing down. I know. That's what I was like, what the hell's going on? And then all of a sudden, another group. It was like three or four more. There was. I swear there was 12.

[Michael Turley]

12 people in a Nissan.

[Eric]

And a Nissan Murano jumped out into.

[Michael Turley]

This field of nothing.

[Eric]

It's just trees. That's all it is.

[Michael Turley]

So if you're a coyote and you're looking for the most economical version of a coyote smuggler rig that gets good gas mileage and has overload springs, it's the all new Nissan Murano. Yes.

[Eric]

And so I cuz I. Man, I can't believe it. So I'm driving still and then that guy catches up past me and I was like, I gotta snap a photo of this car because no one's gonna believe this. Nissan Murano had 12 Hispanics jump out of it and run into the field.

[Michael Turley]

It was, it was amazing. He speed off? Yeah, he just left. You watch a live human drive?

[Eric]

Yes. And he had, he had paper tags too. He's a dealer of some sort.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Eric]

Yeah. And so all I kept thinking is like, well, that, that's not going to help a border is not going to really help that any. Like a big wall, you know, because they just smuggle them in and then drop them off. Right.

[Michael Turley]

How did you get all those guys across the border?

[Eric]

I don't know. That's a great question.

[Michael Turley]

I know what it is. They, they, they, they came across the border like in one of those ranches and then he got him, he loaded them on this side. Probably stops. Yeah.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. Well, you should, you should pulled him over and interviewed him.

[Eric]

I didn't want to get shot.

[Michael Turley]

Why would you get shot?

[Eric]

Because he's probably connected.

[Michael Turley]

It's not tourism.

[J.D.]

Illegal.

[Eric]

Hey, hey man. How do you smuggle them those illegal aliens in? Yeah, that's.

[Michael Turley]

Phil Collins sang about this back in 87. We'll play that coming up. No fun being an illegal alien. You never heard that one?

[Bob Floyd]

12 guys getting out of a single car over the course of just a few at a time while traveling down the road is almost mechanically the same as the recent Republican primary.

[Eric]

Oh God, that's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[Bob Floyd]

No more Santorum. Bye bye Ted Cruz.

[Michael Turley]

We're fixing to lose four stations out of our 11. The Eagles going away at 11 o'. Clock. The buzz is going away. Oklahoma City's going away and WZCO up in, in Pennsylvania's going away. So if you guys want to continue to listen to the show in those markets, go to. Where do they go to streaming? Oh, I heart, I heart Media plus. And the best one to pull it off of is the damn country station in Amarillo, Nash fm.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Because they've got all four hours and that you go to Nash fm.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

Or the Bear in Wichita Falls or the Bear in Abilene. You can stream the rest or go this afternoon. We download the podcast and it'll be hot and heavy for you about 3 o' [e-mail] there's an iTunes icon. You just click it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

And it'll Take you straight to our podcast. I know we've got Philly people that are on hold that want to scream, but he hadn't loaded them up yet, and I really want to hear him. I love hearing Philly hate nothing like it. There's nothing that's good at it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the city of brotherly Love.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. A Lotus Evora leather. Yeah. I want that car. We'll take that next. My name is John Clay Wolf, and we buy cars on the radio. Of course, we're going into our number four. For those of y' all who drop, we drop. Go to the iHeartMedia player and find us. And you can stream the next hour. Just download the podcast later on. We will be back in a momento, por favor. Or we'll see you next Saturday at 9 o'. Clock.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm the ghost of Pink Floyd. I'm gonna get you.

[Michael Turley]

If I bring my grandma's Hammond organ up here, can you play it?

[Bob Floyd]

I can do something with it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, I've got a good a B3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studio radios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bob Floyd]

Floyd's gonna get you, John.

[J.D.]

What are you doing, man? What's wrong with you?

[Bob Floyd]

Maybe what's wrong with me?

[J.D.]

What does this get me to get you?

[Bob Floyd]

I was like every little.

[Eric]

Bravo Tourette's again.

[J.D.]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Michael Turley]

I gave. I gave a friend one of those funky Tootsie Rolls that Turley brought us from Colorado.

[J.D.]

Oh, from Colorado.

[Michael Turley]

And they're like, I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything. It's like two. I don't feel anything. And then this song was on. They're like, man, do you hear that? That wood block? Do you hear the wood block? Or is that a wood block? Or is that a cowbell? Is that a cowbell?

[J.D.]

You hear the gr.

[Michael Turley]

I like. I do think you feel something.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

When you hear eight different tracks out of one song in your brain, it's the.

[J.D.]

The.

[Michael Turley]

The Tootsie Roll is in full effect. No, no, I'm serious. Do you hear that cowbell? Yeah, I do hear it.

[J.D.]

Clear as day.

[Michael Turley]

800-800-7234. There it is. You hear it?

[J.D.]

I hear it.

[Michael Turley]

Is that a wood block or is that a cowbell? I think it's cowbell. Yeah, it's cowbell.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No, but I don't think Feel anything.

[Eric]

That person is high. When you, when you start zoning in.

[Michael Turley]

On one thing, right? An 11 Lotus Evora. Evora. Hey. With 3, 500 miles. Shannon. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

From Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, there's four options on this car. Our categories, the regular one, the two plus two. The regular, the S, and then the S. Two plus two.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a regular two plus two.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's solar yellow.

[Michael Turley]

It's not yellow, J.D.

[J.D.]

No, it's solar yellow.

[Michael Turley]

You know, the price just went up with the solar.

[J.D.]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. I just want to establish that because if it's yellow, It'd be worth five grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But is it 40 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. Is it?

[Michael Turley]

I would give that. I will pay 40 grand. Does 40 grand. I sure think I'll give 40 grand. Yeah, why not? I mean, it's got great miles.

[J.D.]

Solar yellow man.

[Michael Turley]

It's solar yellow yellow man. Well, 40 grand, but I'm gonna need more than that. Oh, he's. No, I don't think it's like price is Right. You know, Bob, I'm gonna need a little more than that. Well, hang on, let me grab a lifeline.

[J.D.]

JD Tell them what they want.

[Michael Turley]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I was hoping for something closer to 50.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, here's my suggestion.

[Bob Floyd]

Be nice.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna be nice.

[J.D.]

Be nice.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have an Internet connection?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right, go to auto trader and load her up and price it for 49, 9998 or whatever the hell your number is. And work that deal, homes, because that's full blown retail. Plus. Plus, you've got good miles, you've got a good color. I'm not kicking your car, but hard money wholesale on that car is low 40s. It's 41, 42. And that's all she is. I mean, they can be bought for that. There's cars in the market that were bought for that. And then they're asking 45, 46 retail for them. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Bob Floyd]

Is that the one that drives?

[Michael Turley]

Was that nice?

[Eric]

Oh, no, that was perfect. Because in the buying office, I see this all the time.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Oh, I'm just gonna sell it on my own. I'm just gonna sell them.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Eric]

All right, great. Two weeks later, they'll come back. The real, real stubborn ones.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Eric]

A year later, they're coming.

[Michael Turley]

I've seen them.

[Eric]

A year later can get anybody. Give me a dollar 20,000.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[Eric]

So they don't have a check for 20 grand, huh?

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Interesting. We're taking risk, boys and girls. We're sports betting on cars is really all we're doing. We lose on cars, we win on cars, and we break even on cars. And this car that I'm saying 41, 42, there's a good chance I'm only going to get 40 for it. And I'll lose 2,000. If I give them 42, there's a chance it'll bring 43, 44 or just get my money back. I'm not sure. I make the best bets I can make.

[J.D.]

Kind of gamble.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gambling.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not insulting your car. I'm betting against the marketplace. What the marketplace is on that day. You don't know and neither do I. 2010 Ford Edge with 115 is worth seven grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Thanks, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. Bam, bam. Bada bing, bada boom.

[J.D.]

Winner of the week this week. Any fingers? Like, like, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Like purchased?

[J.D.]

Yeah, like.

[Michael Turley]

Like a big fat winner.

[J.D.]

Yeah, big fat winner.

[Michael Turley]

There were a couple, but nothing. None of those oh my God ones. Yes, I did have one.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even know about this car. And I was telling him about it a minute ago. A damn. An S class Benz.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

There was a 4matic, which is all wheel drive. It was a sport package, had dual pan, dual roofs and all the good stuff. All the goodies had tacky miles, but 60, 000 miles. But I sent it to Pennsylvania.

[J.D.]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

And it brought the money up there.

[J.D.]

So that's your big winner of the week.

[Michael Turley]

That was a big winner of the week.

[J.D.]

Like that.

[Michael Turley]

But it cost, you know, thousand dollars.

[Bob Floyd]

To get it up.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But anyway, yeah, let's do some trucks. CJ, you've got a 12 Dodge Ram, gas short bed, 75, 000 miles. Is it an SLT?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a two wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Quad cab or crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Quad cab?

[Michael Turley]

Quad cam. Is it 15 grand? 16 grand. 75,000 miles. Go. Go to givemetheven.com. let me see some pictures of her. I'll buy her, but I want to see her first. I don't have to touch her and rub on her. No, but I want to see at least her high school graduation photo. 2015 Ram, half tonight. Carrie, these are jumping around because of rebates and I need to be careful with this one. I want to bid you. Right, but I'm feedback. Hey, go to give me the vin.com and load that one up. I'm feeding back too hard. This car, this 01 Jeff, this 01 King Ranch with 250,000 miles. It is a four wheel drive. It is a super crew. Is it nice or is it what you would expect out of 250,000 mile 20 year old truck.

[Caller/Listener]

I've taken pretty good care of it. The only thing in the inside is the where I've armor all it. The dash is peeling a little bit and the driver's seat is tore a little bit. We're getting in and out and that's the only two flaws about it.

[Michael Turley]

What city are you in? Where would I have to pick this up?

[Caller/Listener]

Far west. Fort worth, towards alito.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, well, we're our. We have an office at camp Bowie in 30 over by Julio's.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I know where that's at.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. We're right next to. Yeah. We're right down the street. 2500 to 3 grand. Really? Huh. 250 on the miles. Get a little more out of it. Nice. The miles. It's.

[Caller/Listener]

I kind of figured it was a mile.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Now if it's nice not. Can you send me some pictures of it?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

What. What we. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I was kind of hoping to get at least five out of it because I was going to go get you another good used truck.

[Michael Turley]

You know I cannot get to 5.

[Caller/Listener]

Hoping to get time out of it. I think I've got a price too high. I was trying to sell it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm gonna work my way down.

[Michael Turley]

If that rig had150,000 miles on it, we'd be looking there. But with 250. No. I. I will. I may go to 3500 and maybe even four with some photos. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll work on it. All right. Good lord. I got one more real quick. Aaron. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Dallas, texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Are you a cowboys fan?

[Caller/Listener]

Unfortunately.

[Michael Turley]

Guys, I got season tickets. I'll give them to anybody that wants them. No.

[Eric]

Come on. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

An 04 Wrangler Sport with 86. Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an automatic. It's got a hard top and a soft top.

[Michael Turley]

There's a lift.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it just has 31 inch BFGS on the.

[Michael Turley]

Does it have okay. The upgraded wheel. So it's got the alloy wheels. Not the crappy steel wheels that are painted gray.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Is it 8,500?

[Caller/Listener]

I was thinking closer to 10.

[Michael Turley]

If I could come up with 10, would I have it? Would I own a jeep?

[Caller/Listener]

You possibly could, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Then I think I possibly own. Own a jeep. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, wolf, hit me at 85. I'll take 10. And when I get off the air, we'll go in and look at. And make a decision. But give me some pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, man. John, a 79 short wide. I need to see photos of it. I'm not a classic car buff. You know what the deal is with classic cars. When they have them, they're worth the moon. And when I have them, they're worth nothing. You don't have the move every time. It's weird. Hey, John, do you mind? What do you take. What's it take to buy this 79 short wide Chevy?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, I was just wondering what's out there, because I. I've. You know what they say, it's better to have a happy wife, to have a happy life. Yeah. He hates the truck. I've got all this money and time in it, but, you know, she wants rid of it, so I have to.

[Michael Turley]

Get rid of it.

[Caller/Listener]

But it's got a brand new motor, brand new retail transmission, brand me pod track, B M shifter. It's nice. It's got a new paint job, burgundy and white.

[Michael Turley]

Power track. Let me. Let me look at it. Get. Give me some pictures and write all that stuff down on the description. I'm. I'm thinking five grand. I'm not bidding it for five grand. I'm thinking five grand. But I need to see some photos. All right, thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Tell me what Melbo toast ghost is packing there, sir.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. What have you got?

[J.D.]

Are we moving forward?

[Michael Turley]

We're moving forward. All right.

[J.D.]

I didn't know. Because you have a friend in the room. I didn't know if we're gonna chat with him. All right. Hey, Johnny Manziel. Back in the news. TMZ caught him leaving a. I know you'll be shocked. Leaving a bar, leaving a nightclub. A little drunk. And they asked him, is he gonna play football this year? He said, yep, he'd like to play for the Dallas Cowboys.

[Michael Turley]

Well, of course, now he really. He's just proven. And he's failed his final drug test.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

You think there's no chance in the world.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there's no chance he could play for anybody. Have you seen him?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I saw a homeless guy when I was pulling in through the Starbucks deal, and he looked like he was in better shape than Johnny Manziel.

[J.D.]

Nobody's even talking to him. Nobody's touching him.

[Michael Turley]

He's a drug addict.

[Bob Floyd]

J.D.

[J.D.]

I know, but I'm just. Look at the people that the Cowboys have hired, for God's sake.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but not. Not drug addicts that are 50 pounds underweight.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I guess.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you know, if he could play and he'd put on his weight and he looked like something, then yeah, we'd hire.

[J.D.]

How much money does he hire him.

[Michael Turley]

As a drug addict?

[J.D.]

How does he keep having these expensive cars? How does he keep traveling? Does he just have money? Money, money, money.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, I guess maybe he made more than we thought. Maybe he signed more football in college than we thought.

[J.D.]

How long did he play football?

[Michael Turley]

About a week.

[J.D.]

Professional. Really?

[Michael Turley]

So what did he get, a year?

[Eric]

He got a bonus, signing bonus and everything for being a first round, but.

[Michael Turley]

They don't pay that. But no.

[Eric]

Oh, it's guaranteed. Yeah, he got the guaranteed money.

[Michael Turley]

What was the money?

[Eric]

I. I want to say it's an 8 million.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, was it really?

[Eric]

Yeah, I can't remember exact. I have to look it up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. How long will it take him?

[Eric]

I mean, it's been two and a half. What, Two and a half years now.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna say Johnny's. Johnny M's monthly burn is 50 dimes minimum, the way he's been.

[J.D.]

50,000. Yeah, okay.

[Michael Turley]

And he had to pay taxes on the. On the. On the millions, Sean.

[J.D.]

But he had no investments. You know, he's.

[Michael Turley]

I think he can make it another four.

[Eric]

Okay, so, yeah, four year contract, 8.25 million included, 4.3 million signing bonus and 6.7 million guaranteed.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God. Really?

[Eric]

That's a lot of money there. And he had a deal with Nike too.

[Michael Turley]

Good job, Johnny. Football. But Johnny lost his Nike deal, right?

[Eric]

Yeah, but I'm sure they gave him some upfront.

[Michael Turley]

So the Browns are still having to pay him. So he can't play for anyone else unless he sucks. It's like if you're paying alimony to your ex wife, right? But she moves her boyfriend in, right? Then you're done.

[Eric]

As soon as he signs with somebody, that contract's void.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, so he can't afford to sign with anybody. No, no, no.

[Eric]

Just keep partying, man.

[J.D.]

Okay, so now the big, the new bet is on the radio. What runs out first, his money or his breath?

[Michael Turley]

His breath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I think you guys are selling him short.

[J.D.]

Dude, he outlives his money.

[Michael Turley]

He's not that tall.

[Bob Floyd]

All he needs is a little motivation. It's like Rocky iii, man. He needs to find his Apollo Creed. He needs to find somebody to train him, take him under his wing and Help him find the eye of the tiger, you know what I mean? You're not gonna beat Mr. T without it. Johnny Manziel, Johnny Football. You just gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants you to do. Keep L I V I N. Still.

[J.D.]

Got that endorsement deal with the gas. Gas pipe.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

He's making money there at least.

[J.D.]

Let's see here. Fort said it's recalling 830, 000 vehicles in North America because the side latch door will just open up while you're driving. Yeah, it's the new. It's the 2013 through 2015 Ford C Max and the Escape, which I have.

[Michael Turley]

C Maxes are so worthless.

[Eric]

Yeah, they're terrible.

[Michael Turley]

What is this? Put a bullet in them.

[Eric]

It's like a station wagon. It's just.

[Michael Turley]

It's just a dorkmobile.

[J.D.]

And then the 2012, you were looking.

[Michael Turley]

At one the other day. Remember?

[Bob Floyd]

A CMax?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Was I? That's a tampon. A car.

[Bob Floyd]

Is that what that was?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

So if you have a 2012 through 15 Ford Focus or a 2015 Ford Mustang, your doors might just pop open.

[Eric]

I thought Escape too.

[J.D.]

The Escape. Yeah, the escapes on there as well.

[Eric]

So what about. What are you gonna do?

[Michael Turley]

I'm just.

[J.D.]

No one rides in my back seat. I'm good. What do you do? I mean, you taking it to Ford?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm going to take a quick call, then we got to get a break. 05 Civic EX four door with 114. Michael, is it average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Average.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a three grand buyer. If it's a real car, maybe 35.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'll take it.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, is it 06 or no. 5?

[Caller/Listener]

It's 05.

[Michael Turley]

What year did they change the body style?

[Caller/Listener]

I think 07.

[Michael Turley]

No. So it doesn't look like an 06.

[Caller/Listener]

I wouldn't know. It's my mother in law's car.

[Michael Turley]

So do this. Let me. I hate to backtrack. If it's the old body style, I can't give that. If it's the first year of the new body style, I can. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Do you have any pictures of it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

And if it's the old body style, I'm gonna be 2 to 2,500. Okay, let's just look. 800. 800 radio. Or go to givemetheven.com. name's John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Are we on? Is this the minute minute or we don't realize. No, but we don't do that in hour number four. We don't do that in our number four dog. You're right. So what?

[Eric]

I forgot. We're in our four.

[Michael Turley]

Are we even on? No.

[Eric]

We're back on the air. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Have they been waiting for us?

[Eric]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D.]

No, we're right on time.

[Eric]

We're on time. I was just thinking we're only gonna do a minute here.

[Michael Turley]

We did a minute clip in the middle of the breaks on the.

[Eric]

In the first three hours, one week off. I forget.

[Michael Turley]

Leon Woolley. Leon Woolley. Hey. Oh, oh, hey. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Richmond.

[Michael Turley]

Where?

[Caller/Listener]

Richmond.

[Michael Turley]

Richmond, Texas. Yes. Oh, otherwise known as Houston greater metro area.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right, you got a Chrysler 3002 with 12, 000 miles on it. Before I bid this car, what is your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Payoff at around about 30, 31.

[J.D.]

What?

[Michael Turley]

What? I mean, hang on, let me catch my breath. Hold on. I. I got a little lightheaded. 30, 000.

[J.D.]

We're spinning. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a 300? It's a 300, not a 200. Okay, I'm sorry. I was thinking.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 300S.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He had 200 on the board. And that's why I was like, my God, I don't want to tell this guy he's got two terminal cancer.

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so it's a three hundreds. It's still gonna hurt. It ain't gonna hurt.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[Michael Turley]

What. It's got 12, 000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

These cars are hard to sell. I don't know why the, the expensive Chryslers, nobody trusts them unless they're SUVs or trucks or jeeps. I'm a mid to upper 20s guy. And before I just off and make a. Make a market, I'm confident at 25, 000. With those miles, I think it's worth a little more, but 30 is going to hurt. 30 is going to be a tough road to hoe ho.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, all right. You think it'll be. Might be any, any closer to 30?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I mean, I think I'm 25 on the radio right now. 26. 27 on the website. I'm a better buyer on the website, by the way, than I am the radio.

[J.D.]

Well, you have more specific.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I've got more specifics. I, I can look at numbers. I can look at a vehicle history report. I can see Pictures. And there's nothing worse than saying something on the radio. They're like, oh, you told me this on the radio. Yeah, but you didn't tell me you were ugly, sweetheart. You didn't tell me that was that you were so damn ugly.

[J.D.]

Give me the pictures.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of computer dating, J.D.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Did you ever have a real bad date that you, you set up for?

[J.D.]

I never, I never did computer da.

[Michael Turley]

You never did it?

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Shut up.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Shut up. I'm not talking about buying hookers off the back page. I'm talking about match.com. you never did it?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Michael Turley]

And J.D. you've never done it.

[J.D.]

I swear to God, never have. I've eaten before. You were married, did you?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I was. I, I, I've been like, I've had girlfriends since I was, like, 14. 14.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It all overlaps like one relation to the next, to the next, to the next.

[J.D.]

Some people call that cheating.

[Michael Turley]

Some people call that codependency.

[Eric]

Or basically saying he wasn't desperate enough to use the online stating. Yeah, that's exact.

[J.D.]

Now, what's the difference between that and going to a bar you're just going to?

[Michael Turley]

Why? There was a time. There was a time that I did it between my marriages.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Computer dating?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Like Match.

[Michael Turley]

I think it was match match.com. and what's the difference in that and going. It was like springtime of 05.

[J.D.]

I don't get the difference. You're just, you're going to meet strangers.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the point is, is the ones that I ran into were not represented properly.

[J.D.]

Oh, well, that's true.

[Michael Turley]

So the idea of saying, go to the website. Let me see.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's like, go have your friend take a current photo right now and hold today's newspaper in the photo so that I can validate the date.

[J.D.]

Show me a real photo. That way, when I see you in real life, I'm not gonna go, oh, my Lord.

[Michael Turley]

What I learned about online dating is just because the sign says all you can eat, it does not mean eat all you can. There's a lot of fat women out there and they need love, too. And that's why they started farmersonly.com and guys. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yes, farmersonly.com so they can all meet each other.

[Michael Turley]

If you want to meet women, go to, like, the, the water park on a Tuesday.

[Eric]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Because that's when, like, all the strippers meet their kids on the, On Tuesdays. Yeah, the visitation day. Or like, the supervised visit.

[J.D.]

Oh, I didn't know that. At the water park.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I never knew this.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's a lot of gals out there that are, that are. That are getting to meet their kids.

[J.D.]

For the week, but they don't have full time.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they're having to pay a guy to watch them too.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

And. And that's probably a pretty good gig in itself. Bobby might want to look into that. I might, I might be in the court supervisor. Dude, that sounds pretty good to go meet the strippers.

[J.D.]

How do you get that gig?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, sure, Bob, I think we should send you undercover on that gig. That's a great gig. That's a lot of moms. Chuck E. Cheese can be, you know, on a Tuesday. Tuesday seems to be the not conjugal visitation, supervised visitation day. So the winter time, I'd say Chuck E. Cheese. In the summer I definitely. The water parks, we see a lot of guys wearing like long pants and long shirts or just stand around looking awkward. Those are the supervisors.

[Bob Floyd]

You know what works.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. For me, I have friends that give me all the inside.

[Bob Floyd]

All the inside career wide. Grocery stores. Yeah, grocery stores.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Since I've been a grown up, buying groceries for children and I have to spend some time in there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And look around and you know, I don't know everything about especially like the baker's aisle.

[J.D.]

Aren't women kind of busy when they're there? They're focused.

[Bob Floyd]

No, they're. They came just to meet you, man.

[J.D.]

What? Yeah, right.

[Bob Floyd]

Cuz they could shop anytime. What are they doing in there at 9 o' clock on a. On a Friday night?

[J.D.]

They're avoiding little kids like I do.

[Eric]

No, Baba's got a good point. There's a particular grocery store close to a college in Fort Worth. Tcu.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Eric]

That you go in there and man, and there's a scene. Oh yeah. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

I mean it looks like NFL draft day. There's so much talent. Yeah, do it.

[J.D.]

Do.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good point.

[Eric]

Bye. Bye. Yeah, you're right.

[Michael Turley]

The lessons you can learn from listening to this. Grocery stores in the evening near college campuses. Now what day. It wouldn't be the Thursday, Friday or Saturday? Because it's bar night.

[Eric]

No. Yeah, it's like Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday or Sunday?

[Michael Turley]

Sunday.

[Eric]

Sunday. Actually Sunday wasn't too bad either. Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

These are graduate students though, Turley, that don't have a date, that are working too hard to get through school. Man, they're postgraduate studies. They haven't got any money either.

[Michael Turley]

Now you sound like a stripper telling me a story.

[J.D.]

Right, right, right.

[Bob Floyd]

Lonely women, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Dancing my way through my career. Why is that not on your resume?

[Bob Floyd]

Can't decide what to eat?

[Michael Turley]

I was a dancer so that I could be here in front of you.

[Bob Floyd]

Get a little broccoli.

[Michael Turley]

Broccoli?

[Eric]

Well, zucchini.

[Bob Floyd]

Excuse me. Does this look ripe to you?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, yeah, Gary, an 07 century with 105 on it's worth two. 2500.

[J.D.]

Looks wilted.

[Caller/Listener]

2500?

[Michael Turley]

Yep. Ah, it's just. It's just a bullet. It's just a rig. It's just a deal. It's just another one. I'll buy it, though. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Acura GSR. Jared, these cars do have a little value if they're real nice. Is this one real nice or is it not?

[Caller/Listener]

It's pretty nice. It's got JDM Accurate or Integra Type R front end. It's only got 99, 000 miles. It's in good shape.

[Michael Turley]

Now, I don't know who J.D. or M is. What's that?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, Japanese. Japanese domestic market. It's got the Japanese Integra Type R front end on it.

[Michael Turley]

So it's a commie rig. And you and you live in Louisiana, is that right? What the hell do you know about communism?

[Caller/Listener]

God, I live in Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. 325. He's a West Texan. Same thing.

[Bob Floyd]

What do you mean?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you don't know anything about communism Cover. It's just a cover. So you're a commie. Are you a communist?

[J.D.]

I'm not a communist or.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so how much is this car? You call me bastard.

[Caller/Listener]

How much is it?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

God, how much am I asking? Yes, I'd like to get about 45 floor.

[Michael Turley]

I was holding up three fingers. And I'm not saying I can give that, but I'll damn sure. Look, will you go to give me the vin.com and load it up with the. The pictures?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I can do that.

[Michael Turley]

Do that. What city are you in? Town city? Abilene.

[J.D.]

How many rubles will you take for it?

[Michael Turley]

How hot is it in Abilene dam?

[Caller/Listener]

It's pretty hot. 102 every day this week.

[Michael Turley]

What is the oil business doing out there to West Texas? Economy? Killing it.

[Caller/Listener]

It's killing it.

[Michael Turley]

Killing it. Were you in it or are you in it?

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of halfway.

[Michael Turley]

I think everybody out there is related somehow.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Has the truck traffic slowed down on all the roads?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I20 is wonderful.

[Michael Turley]

Now these days, those roads going out to those oilfield leases out there. Oh, they're bad they were all right. Anyway, Jared, enough talk of that. Enough talk of communism and oil prices.

[J.D.]

God.

[Michael Turley]

And price fix.

[Bob Floyd]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Go to the website, load this car. Plus, look, Rush, what do you think about communism and oil prices and Hillary.

[Bob Floyd]

Well now, John, look, now just look. You don't have to be some kind of a rocket scientist.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

To figure out the fact that Hillary, Hillary P. Clinton, as we like to call her D. In the business.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

You like to call him our middle name.

[Bob Floyd]

Has no idea how she's going to work the. The initial. The initial response to isil. Donald Trump, on the other hand.

[J.D.]

Yes, he knows.

[Bob Floyd]

Will send $5 billion worth of $1 bills. I don't think that's dropped from a helicopter.

[J.D.]

No, that's.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

The following week. That's 800 metric tons of mail order catalogs.

[J.D.]

That's not accurate.

[Bob Floyd]

From L.L. bean and Victoria's Secret.

[J.D.]

It's not accurate.

[Bob Floyd]

No AdamandEve.com no rush, are you a Trump supporter?

[Michael Turley]

I know you're a Republican, obviously, but are you behind Trump?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, at this time, yeah, I found it's best to hedge my bets.

[J.D.]

Oh yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Gary Johnson is very attractive man for libertarian if he in fact is the former Republican governor the state of New Mexico. But look what he's not a Mexican. I find that intriguing. Back with more from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[J.D.]

Right. Repeat your talent.

[Bob Floyd]

Talent on loan from God.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Rush. We always love you coming in. I haven't listened to Rush this political season.

[J.D.]

You don't have to. He's here.

[Eric]

He's right here. What are you talking about?

[J.D.]

I swear, whoever that was does a better Rush than Rush.

[Michael Turley]

Does Rush support Trump? Do you know, Bob? Have you been listening?

[Bob Floyd]

It was good for Sears and Roebuck.

[J.D.]

Stop it.

[Bob Floyd]

It's good. Pharrell Rush.

[J.D.]

I don't know who's on the Rush. The Trump campaign anymore.

[Eric]

You know.

[Michael Turley]

Listen to you sound like a media hoe. In one week he went from. He's got it in the bag. No, now he's out.

[J.D.]

It's. That's. Well, now I'm watching with the.

[Michael Turley]

What the news is telling you. And they're doing this on purpose.

[J.D.]

Of course they are. Every single.

[Michael Turley]

I read it. USA Today, even Fox that basically said wonder if he's fixing to withdrawal.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they're doing that. ABC came out with that. Abc, it's not like one of these, you know, dad doesn't like him. Dot com. It's ABC has come out with that. He's about to withdraw.

[Michael Turley]

Where is that coming from?

[J.D.]

I know from Trump. He said he's gonna withdraw.

[Eric]

Oh, he's not.

[Michael Turley]

It's all his.

[Eric]

You guys just fall, right? If the media is falling right in line, what he needs for promotion.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, now, I'm going with you on this, Turtles. You think he baited that?

[Eric]

Oh, yes.

[Michael Turley]

Why? Oh, yes.

[J.D.]

Why would that. How would that benefit him?

[Eric]

It just because he's in the news now? Because he's not. He doesn't have anything to really substance.

[Michael Turley]

And get everybody say, no, no, don't take my Donald.

[J.D.]

It's the old you can't have it.

[Eric]

Yes, it's part of his. The art of the deal. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Take away.

[Eric]

Take away clothes. Oh, it's all this is. He's following his clothes to a T here. Oh, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Explain the takeaway clothes for our friends, John, because you got the best take on it of anybody.

[J.D.]

What is the takeaway clothes?

[Michael Turley]

It's just simple, you know, we'll give 20 grand. No, it takes 23. Okay. What's take to buy it? 22. Okay, we'll buy it. All right. Like three days pass, they won't contact us. We get a hold of them, what's the deal? No, no, no. I'll change a week passes. They come back. They went cold on us. I'm ready to do the deal. But now I need 23. Well, now we're 20, right? We're back to 20. Well, you can't do that. Well, of course I can. It's my money, right? If you want to lie to me and have our logistics people get set up and get ready to take delivery and get the wheels in motion on your word and your words. No. Good. Then we can just change. You told me you'd give me 22 a week ago. And we were supposed to talk to you the next day and pick it up. We already had people go knock on your door and you didn't even answer.

[Bob Floyd]

And it's totally psychological, too, because then.

[Michael Turley]

You got to go back and say, does 22 buy the damn car now? Yes. Okay. They're all.

[J.D.]

Now we're desperate.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's the takeaway close.

[Bob Floyd]

Makes sense because by increments, next week it's 19.

[Michael Turley]

What about that crazy bat? And I hope she's listening with this old jeep. Turley, Is she still not answering the phone?

[Eric]

Yeah, we've tried everything.

[Michael Turley]

We bought this woman's car four times.

[J.D.]

And so she. She calls in. She calls you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Eric]

This is a true story. Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

And you guys agree on the price?

[Michael Turley]

We bought a scion from her.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then she drags this old Jeep into the deal. Her dad died. We send somebody over to the storage unit to inspect it.

[J.D.]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Okay. We'll give the eight grand.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

She goes away, comes back. Okay. Now I'm ready to do it. All right. We send somebody over to pick it up. Oh, I gotta go out of town. I'll be back Tuesday. And she just keeps on and on. I mean, it's typical. Just ridiculous. Ridiculous wasting. I mean, we've wasted a lot of money jacking with this lady. And I really want this Jeep is the sad part.

[J.D.]

Okay, that's. I was gonna say that's why you're.

[Michael Turley]

She's doing the takeaway close to me. I'm chasing her like a bucking heat.

[Eric]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I want this.

[J.D.]

You want the Jeep?

[Eric]

She's shopping it around. I know that's what she's doing. She's shopping it around. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But then she'll come back in about two weeks. Oh, I'm ready. Yeah, we'll give five now. You said eight. Bring it to me at eight. I'll give you eight. That's what I'll do with her. You bring it to me.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

I'm tired of chasing you. I'm. I've been dealing with women in all these damn broken promises. I mean, how many times that was.

[J.D.]

Broken promises, by the way?

[Michael Turley]

Broken promises. And I've got a good wife now.

[J.D.]

You do?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. But in the past, I've had a lot of bad experiences. Yeah, just.

[J.D.]

We've all have. Until you find a good moment.

[Michael Turley]

Women with drug problems let you down.

[J.D.]

Yes, they will that, sir. That should be a bumper sticker.

[Eric]

Women with drug problems let you down. Yeah.

[J.D.]

And you should take it to every topless bar and put her on every car.

[Michael Turley]

Have you dated strippers?

[J.D.]

I did once. I made that mistake one time.

[Michael Turley]

How long did it.

[J.D.]

Actually, when I started dating, I didn't.

[Michael Turley]

Never date a stripper, for the record. But go ahead.

[J.D.]

When I started dating her, she wasn't. And she began doing it while we were dating. And they just lose their minds, man. They just lose their minds. She was a little wacko anyway.

[Michael Turley]

How long were you dating her?

[J.D.]

We dated about 18 months.

[Michael Turley]

That long?

[J.D.]

Yeah. But after she started. We dated about. It lasted about another four.

[Michael Turley]

Four months. So your girlfriend was going and punching the clock. That must have been some good stuff.

[J.D.]

And they're crazy. That's why it's good.

[Michael Turley]

Was she a teacher?

[J.D.]

Yeah. I know she was not teacher.

[Michael Turley]

Was she a librarian?

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, okay. No. Well, anyway, so did you ever go in and visit her while she was working.

[J.D.]

Well, I did it one time. And you never go back. Cuz it's just too painful.

[Michael Turley]

Did you cry?

[J.D.]

No, I didn't cry.

[Michael Turley]

Get your damn hands off her. She's mine.

[J.D.]

You just go in there.

[Michael Turley]

I love her.

[J.D.]

You go in there. Go. I'll be able.

[Michael Turley]

I love her.

[J.D.]

I. I'm mature. I can handle this. She loves me. She's coming home to me. And then you go. I can take it. She comes in and she. You know, this guy came in tonight. He offered me a horse. I swear to God, we had this conversation. I swear to God, it's a real conversation.

[Michael Turley]

This guy offered me a horse. Can you get me a horse?

[Bob Floyd]

Right.

[J.D.]

Exactly.

[Michael Turley]

All right, we'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

Smoke them if you got him, G. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on, let us give your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Name this tune, Bob, quick. You don't know it, do you?

[Caller/Listener]

Track barrel.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

Yellow mold.

[Michael Turley]

Do you not know it?

[Bob Floyd]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever even heard it?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, I don't know. Sounds like a lot of other stuff.

[Michael Turley]

When you hear the guy's voice. It's not Silver sun pickups, I'll tell you that now. You got it. No, really, We've got people in the background saying what it is.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm really trying here, man.

[Michael Turley]

Think of Halloween. Think of Halloween.

[Bob Floyd]

Rob Zombie.

[Michael Turley]

No. What do you carve on Halloween? Okay. You're warm.

[J.D.]

Smashing. That's the pumpkins.

[Eric]

Yeah, that's smashing.

[Michael Turley]

Rocket.

[Bob Floyd]

Smashing, young man.

[Michael Turley]

So you really stopped listening in 1987, didn't you?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, I was in country radio full time until, you know, 94, when that station turned into a classic rock station. And I knew anything that was at least 15 years old, right. But I missed a lot of pumpkins and tripping Daisy and. You know, anything after Def Leppard, 1988? Yeah, I missed.

[Michael Turley]

Lindy has told me about you talking about your experience with Reba McIntyre. Oh, yeah. And he said you told us that story before where you made Love to Reba McIntyre.

[Bob Floyd]

I never said that.

[Michael Turley]

What did you say?

[Bob Floyd]

That does not qualify as sex.

[Michael Turley]

Because you've told me and you've told listeners, you've told us all that you. You made it with Reba.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, I'm not supposed to actually mention her name in public.

[J.D.]

Okay, Maybe there's a reason. Because you made this up?

[Bob Floyd]

2016. And when she was married probably for another 12 years.

[J.D.]

Okay, would that be2020?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. 2028. I'm free to talk about it. 2020.

[J.D.]

Right, right. That's a long one. So she was married to Narval and you snuck in one night.

[Bob Floyd]

This was before she married Narville.

[J.D.]

Okay. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Our buddy says that it was actually Robin McKenzie that turned into Reba McIntyre. Or you picked up a hooker on seventh in Ohio and got jacked up on smack and the story turned into Reba.

[J.D.]

That's. That's what happened. That's what happened.

[Michael Turley]

That's funny.

[Bob Floyd]

Now I. I don't know anything about.

[J.D.]

Ohio man or Reba.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, this was my job, you know, at the time. I'm the new guy. I'm doing overnights at a nice country.

[J.D.]

Because the hit country star really wants to make it with the overnight guy from Country Stick.

[Bob Floyd]

No, but these small market, these artists get lonely. And I'm the envoy. We have a Mercedes Benz we borrowed from a prominent dealer there in town. Yeah, I'm just shuttle them to dinner and to the show. Right. And back to the hotel.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

And we wind up spending a little time together, you know.

[J.D.]

Okay, well, friendly.

[Bob Floyd]

Here she is, she's on the road.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Oklahoma girl.

[J.D.]

Yes, I know.

[Bob Floyd]

All by herself.

[J.D.]

No, she's never by herself down in damn old Texas. She's filled, she's surrounded by people now.

[Bob Floyd]

But she's, you know, look, here we go. You know what I mean?

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, while you're telling these lies.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk to Jason online too. Jason, you got an 11 Rubicon?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

It's got 19,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Is it lifted or stock?

[Caller/Listener]

It's stock.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Is it a hard top, soft top, Four door or two door?

[Caller/Listener]

Two door. Navigation, power windows, lock, two door, ruby, stock.

[Michael Turley]

What color? Silver automatic, two door, Ruby, soft top. Are you in a windstorm? It sounds loud.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's not.

[Michael Turley]

The difference in the four doors and the two doors is like amazing amount of money. FYI, this car's worth low 20s.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Are you a seller or are you just feeling around?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm, I'm selling it. I got it listed at 25 5.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, and I'll give 2522 grand. Nah, 2122 is a soft top, isn't it? Damn it, I wish it was a hard time. Where do you live? On the beach? Abilene, Texas. Well, if you'll take low 20s for it, put it in the website. Give me the vin.com and I'll get you a check on it. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

It's payoff.

[Michael Turley]

What's. How much is payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

I think 14.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so you got tons of equity. You're good. We'll pay off payoff and then write your check for the difference.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds good. I'll send it to you.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. 800. 800 radio. You too can be a happy seller. Like that guy was in the wind.

[J.D.]

Sitting on the beach.

[Michael Turley]

Pink Cadillac.

[J.D.]

Cadillac you bought for your wife. That's.

[Michael Turley]

What am I gonna do with this, dude?

[J.D.]

That is all. Keep it. Keep it up. She's gonna love it, but it's gonna keep. It's. At some point, there's nothing left.

[Eric]

Keep breaking down.

[Michael Turley]

Well, these old cars. Cars are just hard, man.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They just. They just look great. And they. That car's not overheating, which I can't believe.

[J.D.]

What year was it again?

[Michael Turley]

61. It's got the fins.

[J.D.]

Oh, man, that's so cool.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's.

[J.D.]

Why would you keep this? What have you already done to it? What have you had.

[Michael Turley]

I've done nothing.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I just. I guess I just need to put a battery in it. And it's not like it's going down in value.

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I think you're right. We'll keep it a little long.

[J.D.]

Keep this one.

[Michael Turley]

Let her. Just give it to her. Let her jack with it. And when she's done, I'll go gets bored with it things, and then I'll get cred.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

I'll get credit. Hey, 10 years. Remember when you gave me that pink Cadillac, Right? And people are like, here, just keep this. Yeah. And when you're done with it, I'll go sell it.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Do I have to give her the profit?

[J.D.]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Good. Okay. Well, I'm good. Can she pay the maintenance bills?

[Eric]

No, no, she's not gonna do that.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta do that. Well, that's gonna eat up all the profit. I can tell you right now. It's a 61. Pink Cadillac is about like having a 35 t. Se Ray. It chews grass.

[J.D.]

That is so awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Lots of it.

[J.D.]

But this was a show car.

[Michael Turley]

It was a show car.

[J.D.]

You have, like, trophies and the whole thing.

[Michael Turley]

The guy that was. That bought. That sold it to us is such a heavy listener. He, like, left me a present in the. In the front seat.

[J.D.]

What he leave you?

[Michael Turley]

I haven't opened it yet.

[J.D.]

It was an actual box.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eric]

He.

[Michael Turley]

He was into the show. Or is in the show.

[J.D.]

Where's the box? We should open it on the air.

[Michael Turley]

It's at the house. I haven't. I've been running along. We've been busy. We bought a lot of cars this week and we're buying more. And if you guys want to sell those cars, we'll be in the buyer's office today till 4 o'.

[Eric]

Clock.

[Michael Turley]

Give me the vin.com. you can load it up. We're trying to break a record this week actually, and I think we're pretty damn close to doing it. Gary. An 06 Hyundai Tucson with 85. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[Michael Turley]

Is it three grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah. I owe 51.

[Michael Turley]

Where are you calling from? Seabrook, Texas. Yeah, three to 35 is the money on 06 Tucson. Maybe four. If you can take four and pay the difference, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. If you can't, don't bother because I know I can't give more than four.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, thank you.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think I can get four. We'll see. And all you guys up there in. In Arkansas, that's a good area for these old cars.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

The retired folks. We'll buy those pretty. The. The. Your classics. Did we buy that Rolls Royce from the guy that had the dead grandfather?

[Eric]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Is it done yet?

[Eric]

Is it done as far as.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, did he sell it elsewhere?

[Eric]

No, he hasn't sold it yet. He's wanting like 50 grand for it.

[Michael Turley]

What's the wrong body style? Yeah, well, of course he wants it because it was free to him.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But then he'll, I mean, go get your five bids and then call me and tell me how much it cost to buy. That's really what we want to do, right? I don't want to be the guy that numbers your car and they say, Well, I got 20. I got 20 money. I don't want to be the guy that you're using as interest.

[J.D.]

I want to buy Last look.

[Michael Turley]

We buy him and that's what that 200 guarantees about. Last look. We. We'll pay Duke money for Last look.

[J.D.]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Used car managers. I'm kidding. Maybe not. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We got to go. We will see you next Saturday morning. Some of you 8 o', clock, some of you 9 o'. Clock. We will be here.

[Bob Floyd]

Here.

[Michael Turley]

And remember, givemetheven.com givemethevin.com is where you go to sell your car. Today. We will show up at your house with a check email you an offer, text back and forth. We really won't over communicate with you. We're not selling your information to anyone. We're just trying to buy cars. That's what we do. That's how we make a living. We make about 3 to 400 bucks a rip, and that's how we run. So see you soon. See online, see you on the radio, see wherever, See you in the auction lanes. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm out of here.

[Caller/Listener]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over. Buy you some bos or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.