#59 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show, Episode #59 — Detailed Summary

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Date: February 12, 2026
Episode Theme: Freewheeling talk about cars, sports, parenting, music, offbeat life events, and whatever else won’t get them fined by the FCC, along with lots of listener calls about selling their vehicles. Expect irreverent humor, candid opinions, and a glimpse into radio's behind-the-scenes chaos.

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Main Theme and Purpose

This episode typifies the John Clay Wolfe Show’s anything-goes blend: car valuations (on-air and through GiveMeTheVIN.com), irreverent riffs on sports (especially the Dallas Cowboys), life as a parent, wild stories (from gated community run-ins to Guns N’ Roses concert mishaps), and comic takes on current events. There’s plenty for car sellers, fans of radio mayhem, and listeners who crave unfiltered conversations.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Behind the Scenes and Show Banter

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Cowboys Shirts and Dad Fashion (00:17–02:55)

• John ribbing co-host Bobo’s Dallas Cowboys shirt, calling it a “very dad shirt… private school dad-ish,” sparking talk about loyalty, fashion, and “homerism.”
• “It’s too Walmart.” – John Clay Wolfe [02:41]
• Offers to literally give the shirt off his back on-air.

Broadcast Markets & Syndication (03:19–04:09)

• Show airs in multiple markets: Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma City, Pennsylvania.
• Announcement: Moving from Dallas 97.1 to 92.5 KZPS Labor Day weekend.

2. Peewee Football, Over-Parenting, and Youth Sports (07:00–09:29)

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• John tries to sign up his kid for peewee football late; encounters bureaucratic hurdles.
• Bobo discusses team-bonding weekends for his son’s team at a swanky ranch.
• Turley laments aggressive “sports parents”: “They sit in the stands and embarrass everybody and scream—‘you better get that first down!’” [08:47]

3. Classic Anecdotes & Radio Mishaps

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Mute Button Mixups and Garth Brooks (09:44–11:22)

• Story about Garth Brooks mistakenly using the “cough” (mute) button during an interview, sending engineers scrambling.
• Leads to jokes about medical exams, “turn your head and cough,” and youthful hernias.

4. Car Appraisals and Crazy Callers

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Caller Antics & Appraisal Banter (12:46–27:34)

• Calls from would-be sellers—Tacomas, Tundras, classic cars, luxury SUVs, sometimes people not knowing how to operate their phones.
• John pokes fun (“You’re just stupid. You’re on syndicated radio and you have your phone on hold.” [13:25]) but also gives real offers live on air.
• Tangents: oddball car stories, inattentive sellers, and John’s classic negotiating tactics.
• Notable transaction: “I’ll buy it at 25 with a clean Carfax.” (2013 Toyota Tundra) [16:43]

5. Drag with DEA & Marijuana Policy (17:20–19:03)

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• The DEA refusing to reschedule marijuana—sparking panel frustration and speculation of pharmaceutical industry influence.
• “You cannot tell me the drug companies are not paying these people.” – Turley [17:40]

6. Auction Woes & Buyer Beware (19:03–20:02)

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• Complaints about public auctions (Richie Brothers) not paying sellers if a buyer fails to pay—a sharp rebuke of their policies.
• “That’s a you problem, not a me problem.” – John [19:47]

7. Phone/Tech Catastrophes & Radio Chaos (20:19–22:04)

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• Recurring shenanigans with phone lines; hunt for why calls drop out.
• Fun jab at iPhones (“Move on to Android, folks. That Apple’s not good for you.”) – Charlie [22:10]

8. Golf Course Fishing – The New Craze? (45:34–48:08, 62:22–66:45, 103:38–107:58)

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• John’s campaign to turn “golf course fishing” into a trend: encourages fans to post pictures, and promises a contest (even (jokingly) a “trophy with a waterlogged Titleist and a little goldfish” [66:04]).
• Listeners and co-hosts express incredulity and joy at the notion of “fishing in the posh ponds of country clubs.”
• Story of an attempted golf course trespass; security run-ins compared (with much laughter) to his own brush with a “mall cop”-like guard [49:00–53:12].

9. Race, Olympics, and Global Observations (43:12–45:34)

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• John’s blunt commentary on Olympic sprint races, U.S. race relations, and cultural comparisons (Denmark vs U.S.) through the lens of his European wife’s perspective:
  • “Over there, the conflicts…aren’t there.” [44:39]

10. Security Guard Showdowns (49:00–56:17)

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• John’s saga of sneaking into a gated community, being pursued by a zealous guard, nearly running him over—and philosophical musings about private property, security overreach, and who would be “in the wrong” if things escalated.
• Enduring refrain: “Security lives matter!” [88:27]

11. Listener Call-ins: The Good, Bad & Bizarre (various)

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• From Monster Miatas to classic Chevelles at dream prices, callers pitch their rides—and are subjected to John’s zingers, reality checks, and on-air deals.
• “We get the classics bought when grandma died and left it to you.” [32:26]

12. Culture, Concerts & Confrontations

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Guns N' Roses Showdown (95:38–98:27)

• Bobo’s tale of run-ins with concert-goers at a GnR concert:
  • “You guys are killing us with your asses there…”
  • “She leans forward—‘If you’re gonna get mad, you shouldn’t even go to concerts.’” [97:17]

13. Weed, DEA, and Drug Company Rants (again, 123:56–125:15)

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• More gripes about federal marijuana laws, pharmaceuticals, and lobbyist influence.
• “If you do [legalize], guess what? We don’t sell any more Percocet!” – Turley [125:04]

14. Sports: Cowboys, Olympics, Big 12 & Johnny Football

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• Dallas Cowboys fandom, home game schedule complaints, and Jerry Jones’ legacy.
• Trump pranks, NFL drama (Johnny Manziel “endorsing” a head shop, party exploits), and college sports controversies:
  • “Are you familiar with the problem with Brigham Young?… it’s okay to be gay, but it’s not okay to have gay sex. So if you have gay sex, you are up for expulsion.” [127:01]

15. Parenting Mayhem & Baby Dayday Stories

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• John’s two-year-old, “Baby Dayday,” hacks the house, enjoys midnight Nutella feasts while framing his brother, and dons costumes to surprise dad in the car.
• “He set him up. He planted the throwdown.” – John Clay Wolfe [152:02]

16. Business is Booming: Givemethevin.com Growth

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• Expansion into the Northeast; hiring spree for buyers (“$4,000–$7,000 a month, $100 a car” [103:19]).
• Discussion of weird fan mail: a dead roach sent from a gay bar—uncertain, but apparently a veiled “hate” message [98:44–100:13].

17. Oddball News & Current Events

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• Olympic leftovers in Rio—jokes about post-Games decay (Casey Kasem Top 10: “Biohazard experiments in the pool” [78:41]).
• Stories about Pokemon Go parental neglect, and marijuana-laced edibles at children’s parties [155:36].

18. End-of-Show: Closing Calls & Final Thoughts

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• Final round of quick car appraisals; reiteration of “beat CarMax offers.”
• A Houston caller showers the show with praise:
  • “You guys are the best…make fun of everybody, make life easier… this is how radio supposed to be.” – Sam [141:47]
• John urges fans to post testimonials to support syndication expansion.

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• "It'd be like you wearing the Star of David on your forehead."
  —John, teasing Bobo’s Cowboys gear [00:27]
• "You got a shirt that says America's Team. What are you talking about?"
  —John, on Bobo’s fashion [01:03]
• "Let's jump the fence and rape a heifer… and the old bull says, 'Son…let's use the gate and F them all.'"
  —John, (retelling a bawdy, cattle-ranch wisdom story) [04:52–05:16]
• “You’re just stupid. You’re on syndicated radio and you have your phone on hold.”
  —John, to a silent car seller [13:25]
• "You cannot tell me the drug companies are not paying these people."
  —Turley on DEA and marijuana [17:40]
• "It's just not an entering. It's a damn golf course. Just walk up and throw a line in."
  —John, about golf course fishing [48:09]
• “Are you, are you a chinaman?” “No, American.”
  —John’s edgy humor in negotiating a car deal [40:24]
• "He set him up. He planted the throwdown."
  —John, on his toddler’s Nutella crime scene [152:02]
• "Security lives matter!"
  —Caller [88:27]
• "If we don’t beat a Carmax offer, I owe you a hundred bucks."
  —John’s persistent car buying pitch [12:04 et al.]
• "Cockroaches in the LGBT community represent everything that is dirty and nasty and tentacled…You send it to somebody you hate."
  —Brad (the “gay buyer”), on the dead roach fan mail [130:53]
• “Golf course, fish and…cart girls in bikini tops, gotta have a C cup.”
  —John’s tongue-in-cheek plans for a tournament [66:17]
• "You know, you got your number down stick with your winner."
  —Music breaks enhancing show’s “rock & roll” feel [138:48+]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:17–02:55 Fashion/banter; Cowboys “dad shirts”
• 03:19–04:09 Syndication update; station move
• 07:00–09:29 Peewee football, youth sports
• 09:44–11:22 Garth Brooks & “cough button” story
• 12:46–27:34 Car appraisals & silly sellers
• 17:20–19:03 Marijuana policy/DEA rant
• 19:03–20:02 Public auction woes
• 20:19–22:04 Phone-tech meltdowns
• 45:34–48:08, 62:22–66:45, 103:38–107:58 Golf course fishing segments
• 49:00–53:12 The security guard/gated community chase saga
• 95:38–98:27 Guns N’ Roses concert conflict
• 127:01–128:12 BYU, college football, and LGBT controversy
• 141:44–143:41 Caller Sam’s praise; show’s identity statement
• 152:01 The frame-up by Baby Dayday
• 162:46–166:14 Wagner Ranch story; leaseholders evicted

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Tone & Language

• Unfiltered: Sometimes a little off-color, sometimes politically incorrect, but always rooted in playful provocation rather than animosity.
• Informal & Spirited: Lively, quick back-and-forth, Southern twang, laughing at one’s own absurdities.
• Candid: Panelists and listeners take friendly jabs at each other and themselves, never holding back an opinion or outrageous analogy.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode is a wild blend of actual business (real car appraisals, listener deals), locker room humor, behind-the-scenes radio/vending stories, and a swirl of topical banter—sports, music, family life, and all manner of American weirdness. If you want honest car-selling advice (with no sugarcoating), a laugh at real-life follies, and a taste of pure radio personality, this is your jam.

Note:

Some topics and jokes veer into edgy territory but reflect the show’s “leave nothing sacred” ethic that makes it beloved and occasionally controversial.

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Find More:

• Listen to full episodes or check the archives via the PodBean search (“The John Clay Wolfe Show+”).
• Visit GiveMeTheVIN.com to get an online car appraisal or apply to work as a car buyer—tell ’em John sent ya.

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“We don’t do it from hate. We do it from funny.” —John Clay Wolfe [142:20]

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

So you said the intern to get coffee filters?

[Bobo]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I need coffee.

[Bobo]

Well, we can ask him to do that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

When will he be back? You're wearing a cowboy shirt. What's wrong with you? Did you lose a bet?

[Bobo]

I'm a cowboy fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, seriously, did you lose a bet? Is this like a gig? Is this a gag? You don't hate the boys, but I mean, just like to support something so Dallas y with the big star in your chest. It's like. I mean, it'd be like you wearing the Star of David on your forehead.

[Bobo]

I mean, how do you not know I'm a fan?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a fan, but you're not.

[Turley]

He's a passionate fan. Yeah, he's a fan addict.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess. I just never seen you with a dad shirt on like that. How old are you? A dad shirt? Yeah, that's a very dad shirt. I mean, look at Turtle. I mean, you look like Sam. It's a Columbia shirt. It's breeze.

[Bobo]

It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a shirt that says America's Team. What are you talking about?

[Guest/Echo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're over here bagging. I. I'm.

[Charlie]

I'm.

[Guest/Echo]

Yeah. Wait a minute.

[Turley]

You're wearing one too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a homer.

[Turley]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know what a homer is?

[Turley]

Oh, he's a.

[Bobo]

He jumps on the bandwagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever seen King of the Hill?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the old guy that standing on the fence?

[Charlie]

Homer a home team supporter.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would be wearing a bad shirt like I have on. But Turley's always just too cool.

[Turley]

You're doing it as a joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm just. I'm not cool. Turley goes to trendy places.

[Turley]

He's too cool to wear the cowboy shirt. That is a compliment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Wait, I don't even know what to say about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just. It's just an observation.

[Bobo]

Is it very private school dadish? Is that what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Private school dadish? I didn't think of that.

[Charlie]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I feel you.

[Turley]

Private school dadish. You are cool. People don't maybe wear the cowboy shirts. Are trying to be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, mine's. Mine's bad.

[Turley]

Yeah, it is America's team.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. But I mean, I. I just wasn't expecting to see anyone today. I wasn't going to wear this. I had another shirt on and I was heading out the door, cuz I had a shirt on yesterday that none of y' all saw me in.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wasn't around here yesterday so, like, I could get A double wear shirt. Pull it off. Get in here.

[Turley]

What I'm doing, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But about three steps out of the door, I was like, man, I smell just that touch of sweat.

[Turley]

Yeah, you sweat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

It was 107 in Dallas yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It's just like, why don't you know, maybe I shouldn't do this. Even though that y' all won't know I'm wearing a day old shirt.

[Turley]

We don't care if you stink because you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should just grab something else. And I was running out of time, so I took my shirt off, threw the deal and I couldn't find anything. So I grabbed this. This terrible. I need to throw this in the trash. I'll give this to someone. I don't want it. It's too. It's too Walmart.

[Bobo]

Do you want to put the call out? First person to come up to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Studio and have my shirt. It is made of that good, fancy stuff. It's a Nike shirt.

[Charlie]

He'll give you the shirt off his back right here.

[Turley]

Literally sweating on.

[Charlie]

Only on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. Gosh. Everywhere.

[Turley]

Everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. hello, Babo.

[Charlie]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Sunny in. In Pennsylvania. We've got Dallas, Texas. We have Houston, Texas. We have right now. What stations are on. We've got a handful that started eight. Dallas, 97, 1 Houston, the Buzz, Oklahoma City, the Brew, and WZZ up in Central Pennsylvania.

[Turley]

The Cool Kids. The Cool Kids started and then there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another set that starts at nine. We were going to start. Speaking of Dallas, We're. We're leaving 97.1 and we're going to 92.5K ZPS Labor Day weekend. I was over in Dallas yesterday having cocktails with the radio guys and. Cocktails. Yeah. James from sales there. James for sales was not there because he had no tickets. Oh, you have tickets. Come see us. But we were talking about moving, possibly starting that 92.5 flip next week. Oh, early in that. It was just gonna confuse things. There's no reason. We've got no, there's no reason. I plan on doing this for years. I'm gonna be here for a long time. You're gonna be here for a long time, JD he doesn't have that many years left.

[Turley]

No, but that's true. He's got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why rush it?

[Turley]

Yes. I have a friend in the funeral business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why rush things? JD it's like, have you ever heard the old bull talk to the young bull.

[Turley]

Yep. I have heard it. But you can tell us again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The young bull says to the old bull, let's jump the fence and rape a heifer.

[Turley]

Maybe a younger voice would work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's. Let's jump the fence and rape us a heifer.

[Turley]

There you go. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the old bull says, son, son, junior, let's use the gate and F them all.

[Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So rushing does not always get you more.

[Turley]

It does not.

[Charlie]

That's a new addition on that. Either jump the fence or use the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what was your old one?

[Charlie]

Well, cuz. Cuz the. The kid bull says, come on, pop, let's run down there, hop on one of those cows. He goes, no, son, let's walk down there.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Charlie]

And hop on them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4 is the call in number. 800, 800 radio. Give me year, give me make, give me miles what? How does that Metallica song go? Give me fuel, give me fire Give.

[Bobo]

Me something to desire yeah, Give me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fuel Give me mate, give me miles Give me what? Give me, give me, give me year Give me mate, give me miles yeah, give me something I desire at 800, 800. Can you make a drop out of.

[Charlie]

That average rough or clean?

[Bobo]

That's a song we need to redo. Right there.

[Turley]

Something in between.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is fuel.

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year make miles, year make miles. Could you get me a. Could you give me a coffee, sir? I'm. I'm running late.

[Turley]

You know, this happens every Saturday. Maybe you just back up your departure by 10 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would just take the fun out of it.

[Turley]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all talk while I'm writing my order.

[Turley]

Venti, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you pike fenty pike too sweet and low. Yeah, Double cupped. I like my women and my coffee Double cupped, double cup. Here's the keys to my car. Actually left money in the seat for you. Starbucks right next door.

[Turley]

Appreciate it you're hearing behind the scenes at the junk level.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just thirsty.

[Guest/Echo]

It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or it's Saturday morning, dude. We're all getting started. Slow eight, 13. Kids, kids, sports, Peewee football. Parents or enjoy your time because it's fixing all change. Oh, yeah. I was gonna sign my kiddo up for a peewee football this week and he's late.

[Turley]

He's late?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they started 10 days ago.

[Bobo]

Oh, you could still get him in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, you can't.

[Bobo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they wanted proof that he was over in Europe visiting his grandmother. Really?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we've Already had the weigh ins. Yeah, but I see on your schedule here you have another way in in 10 days. Yeah, but you know the board. So you know, if you want to submit it, we can vote on it.

[Bobo]

What?

[Turley]

Where did this come from?

[Bobo]

Oh, they had the weigh ins already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they're gonna have another way in.

[Bobo]

Huh? You can get them in.

[Turley]

It's peewee football.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what it is. It's peewee.

[Turley]

What's the big deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the big deal? Turley? You're.

[Bobo]

I can tell you about the big deal.

[Turley]

Well, why is peewee football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's such a big deal.

[Bobo]

In fact, my son's team is out at the Rocker B Ranch out in Grand. Granford or Grayford? Grayford. They're having a whole weekend right now.

[Turley]

Okay. Doing what?

[Bobo]

Practicing and bonding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bonding?

[Bobo]

Yes. They have to bond, become a team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Sandusky. Is he out there?

[Bobo]

No, no, Sandusky's not out there. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some old school. Good lord.

[Turley]

Took a left turn, didn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Let's get back on track. Oh, what? What?

[Guest/Echo]

Huh?

[Bobo]

No, they're just bonding. And it starts off the season, but because it's fun, you can pros that I don't know. Anyway, it's not even that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Bobo]

This camp is just for them to have fun and get to know each other as players.

[Turley]

That's where parents get so tied up and wound up that they sit in the stands and embarrass everybody and scream. And you better get that first down, all that rud.

[Bobo]

But this. But you know what, though? This team that they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're.

[Bobo]

Where they're at is like a resort. There's literally a pool on this ranch with a slide. Okay. They have their own bunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a 65 year old wealthy man that's paying for all this?

[Bobo]

There may be.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. Yeah, Bobbo, tell me something. I don't know. Talk to me.

[Charlie]

Bobbo tell you something about Saturday mornings. Okay. Looking at your calendar. See the big S? No, that. Not that. That's tomorrow. See the big S on this end of the calendar? If it's Saturday, it's the John Clay Wolf show. Something weird is going on with this microphone. Turley, I don't want to take show time for this. But that was my mute button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, don't use the mute button. How about Doug? Hey, if you stick your finger in a sock at it, it shocks you and then you do it again on the fourth time. We don't feel sorry for you anymore.

[Charlie]

Yeah, but what if I sneeze.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just do it. You have that whole control panel.

[Turley]

All right, I got a funny story.

[John Clay Wolf]

About that mute, but don't tell me something I don't.

[Turley]

Funny story about the mute button. We had Garth Brooks on when he was first starting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this before or after Bobbo had sex with Reba McIntyre?

[Turley]

That was about the same, same era, about the late 80s. Anyway, Garth was coming around and he came up to the studio for an interview, but everybody was excited. Garth Brooks is here. Whatever. Oh my God. And Garth gets on the radio and he starts talking his micro. I'm doing this on purpose. And the mic, his microphone starts doing this. And the engineers, you can see them panicking, they're running around. Why is microphone cutting out? It's what in the world. And he's so that everybody's panicking, running around. They finally look and he's just pushing the mute button. He's trying to figure out. Because it says cough. He's trying to figure out if that's a sound effect that makes this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he was waiting for, for a Sandusky or work type of man, taking his testes and, and turn, telling him to turn his head to the side and then say cough.

[Turley]

Cough. Yeah, yeah, he was pushing his cough button. So sometimes the mute button in the radio station is called the cough button in case you need to cough. So he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they checking for when they do that?

[Turley]

See if you had a hernia.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many, how many young boys do you know that have hernias?

[Turley]

I don't know, but it happened to me last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean out of all the balls that those doctors handled, I don't know, over the years, how many hernias have they found in 8 year old kids?

[Turley]

I don't even know why they do that.

[Charlie]

I don't believe the balls. A part of that examination, is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much so. Turn your head to the left.

[Turley]

You've never done the turn your head and cough thing?

[Charlie]

Yeah, but I mean, I don't remember, you know, that point of contact being made.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Where do you think they touch? Down there?

[Charlie]

Someplace else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Okay, right. Oh, God.

[Turley]

Let's, let's move on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm saying push your cough button. Mute yourself. We gotta go. My name's Chocolate Wolf. His name's Bobo, J.D. he's running the boards. We're going to be here for a long time, so stay put. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's time for some car calls. Right here on the car show. It's the Gas pipe.

[Charlie]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how I say if give me the VIN doesn't beat your CarMax offer? I owe you 100 bucks. I'm feeling a little bit cocky, so I'm gonna bump it up. I owe you two. If I don't beat a carmax, buy your car [e-mail] I overnight you a check for 200 bones, period. End of story. We're gonna make selling your car great [e-mail] sell us your car, givemethevin.com so.

[Charlie]

Easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim on line one. Good morning. 13 Tacoma. 13 Tacoma. 13 Toyota Tacoma.

[Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you there? Are you deaf? Really? I mean, really.

[Turley]

It ain't happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's up. Hello?

[Turley]

I can hear him.

[Bobo]

He's breathing.

[Turley]

He can't hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, people are so stupid. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. You're still there, right? 13 Toyota Tacoma with 24.

[Bobo]

Just bit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just stupid. Yeah, you're just stupid. You're just so stupid. You're on the radio on syndicated radio and you have your phone on hold, have your finger in your eye, baby.

[Turley]

I'm going to be on radio going, flip it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't realize that you're up. All right? Okay.

[Bobo]

How much would that be, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter.

[Bobo]

You don't even want to give him the courtesy deduct.

[John Clay Wolf]

525,800, 800-72348. 800 radio. Or just go to givemethevin.com givemethevi.com we buy cars. We buy them left and right.

[Turley]

Yeah. How many you buy in a week on an average?

[John Clay Wolf]

200 last week. 200 last week. Be right back.

[Guest/Echo]

I took all this money and it was a pretty penny. I took all of this money and I brought it home to my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just that you love me Never would.

[Guest/Echo]

You leave me for the devil take that woman for. You know. There's whiskey in the gyro.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is it?

[Turley]

8:32 in the morning. Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a weather update. J.D.

[Turley]

Johnny Beach Show. Where would you like to know, Curly? Cloudy and 82 degrees in the Dallas Fort Worth area, Houston is also cloudy in 82.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it like on the East coast?

[Turley]

Chance of showers 19/2 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can get to it later.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy that couldn't talk a minute ago on the phone was back.

[Charlie]

He's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim, good morning. You're on the air.

[Turley]

Good morning, Jim.

[Bobo]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is something wrong? Is it broke?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jim.

[Caller]

Hello? Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear me?

[Turley]

He can't hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear me? I can hear you.

[Turley]

That's got to be his John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Hey, John. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. What's going on with you? Wow.

[Caller]

Trying to sell a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have you got?

[Caller]

2013 Toyota Tundra. 28, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

It is.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy it? 23, 22. 22, 21, 20 what?

[Caller]

Looking for 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

25'S a lot.

[Caller]

Got low miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Real nice. Limited?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, Limited. Okay. I bought one like that out of Oklahoma last week and actually made a little money with it. Is it lifted?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll buy. It does have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Oh, hell, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it needs to have a clean car. Frax. It's got a clean fax. I'm a buyer at 25. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. John said he's a buyer at 25 with a clean carfax and they'll. They'll get you paid. 8008-0072-3480-0807. Put that number two on hold. 800, 800 radio. Give me the computer out of there. My name is John Clay Wolfman. I buy cars on the air.

[Bobo]

I love how you treat the intern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's just. Give me the computer. I'm on the air. He's handing me a bag. You mean I'm unlund. I mean, God bless him. JD will you just take over for a little while? Sure. I'm frustrated.

[Turley]

We have some really good news for those. Well, actually not that good news with the U.S. drug Enforcement Administration.

[Charlie]

Oh, boy.

[Turley]

Yeah. Immediately everybody goes, oh, great. Announced on Thursday morning that it will not change the federal status of marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

They classified it as a Schedule 1, which is right up there with heroin.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's great.

[Turley]

Drug under the construction. You cannot tell me that the drug companies are not paying these people. You can't.

[Bobo]

They're scared of it.

[Turley]

Yeah, because people that are taking Percocet, people that are taking all these pain medications are not going to need the Little pills if they can use marijuana. So you can't tell me that the Drug Enforcement Agency is not getting paid off.

[Bobo]

I. I have a friend that has knee pains. Yeah, he says he does well and he, he takes.

[Turley]

Yeah, but it's. It's documented more than your friend. It's documented to help people with pain. It helps cancer with, with hip replacement, with all kinds of different. Different ailments. And now they've classified it right up there with heroin, which, you know, it falls back to the states to make it legal, of course, but the federal government says, nope, that's, that's, that's an illegal drug.

[Charlie]

That's crazy.

[Turley]

It's stupid. I don't even. I don't smoke it and I don't care. But it's just. It's just bizarre. The level.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going to happen?

[Turley]

Well, for the next year at least, it's on a federal level. They won't get any support. And it's still illegal. It's still a class one, schedule one, excuse me, drug and the Controlled Substance act, meaning it has no currently accepted medical use, according to the government, and a highly potential high potential for abuse. Same as. Again, I said heroin. What in the hell? Well, big. What, you want to move on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, I was just looking. I was asking as Turley. Turley. You know that Richie Brothers auction that we sell some stuff at? Did you know that they don't always pay you?

[Bobo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's an absolute auction. Like if you take it there, they charge you 10. They sell it no matter what, but.

[Bobo]

They don't pay you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, if somebody doesn't pay them, then they won't pay you.

[Bobo]

So the car, if. What if the. You still get the car back, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, but that's not. That's not right. When it's an absolute auction with an absolute fee.

[Bobo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I found out yesterday. That Jaguar that we sold there, you know, she went to get our settle up check on everything we sold and it was short. She's like, oh, well, then the customer never paid us. So that's your problem. That's a you problem, not a me problem.

[Bobo]

So that customer is not allowed back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a damn the public. They let the public in. It's not just a dealer sale, like what we. Oh, that's the problem?

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's a them problem. Yeah. Why is it a me problem?

[Bobo]

So then maybe it's just stop sending people to the auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobo]

I mean, just stop sending things to the auction there, don't you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or just shame them into paying me.

[Turley]

Yeah, you do have a. What do you call that radio show.

[Charlie]

That could very well work too. Done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-723. Here's what I need to do. This is getting stupid. I need everybody to call in right now and just test our lines. We've got a problem. It's either an operator problem or a phone line problem or a equipment problem. But this stuff is going on and off, and I think it's the gal running it. I don't think. I don't think it is. Somebody's doing something wrong. So real quick.

[Turley]

I couldn't hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just know there's all kinds of weird stuff going on. Call in real quick. 800, 800. Hang on, there's one. Good morning. You're on the air. Can you hear me?

[Caller]

Yes, I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loud and clear. Okay. Do you need your car bed?

[Caller]

Yes, I do. I got a 2014 Ford F250. Got 34,000 miles on it. It's a Ford Lariat roof nav crew 4x4 breaking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he breaking up so much?

[Bobo]

Bad phone connection.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, call me right back with a better phone connection. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobo]

He's probably on some cheap service.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the deal with that? You know, I pay like 200. Our phone bill is like a car payment. And then you see all this stuff. That's 30 bucks a month with unlimited everything.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that? What are you on, Bob?

[Charlie]

I'm on Virgin Mobile.

[Bobo]

Oh.

[Charlie]

It'S a Sprint network service. It's 35 for unlimited everything every month.

[Bobo]

Never have any problems, really, do I.

[Charlie]

Do my phone calls drop out when you call me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

There you go. Everybody thinks they've got to have a damn iPhone. And I've never seen so many drop calls in my life. My girl Gina has. Has an iPhone and she'll hang out, just. Just hangs up and she'll call me back. Well, I don't know what happened.

[Turley]

I do.

[Charlie]

And I. Yeah, it's damn iPhone.

[Turley]

It's the iPhone.

[Charlie]

You know, move on to Android. Folks, that Apple's not good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're. We're ironing out the. The kinks right now. We'll be back in a moment of port for.

[Charlie]

We'Re making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[Guest/Echo]

Come on, let us give your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to sell your car and get all the money? Go to givemethevin.com. i need the VIN number, the miles, condition, average, rough or clean, and some pictures and I'll put you right on the money. I'm the best car buyer in the entire region. I've been doing this 22 years. Yes, it sounds arrogant. The truth is the truth. I'm the guy. Give me the vin.com. givemetheven.com we're gonna make car buying great again.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Band on the run.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Chris, can you hear me? What? Boogie check, boogie check. What's her phone sound like? Chris Benford.

[Caller]

We're pretty good. I can hear your loud player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? What city?

[Caller]

I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we dropping down there? Have you had any dead air on us this morning?

[Caller]

No, it's been pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. What have you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 2009 Toyota Tacoma with 102,300 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

Extended. I'm sorry, Crew. Crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a hundred on a 09. What are those worth? Thirteen grand. Does it sound right?

[Caller]

Got a little bit more from a Carfax. I'm sorry for the Carmax from Carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know those guys at Carmax are gay. Are you gay? I'm kidding. I'm just joking around. I do business with them all the time. I've got plenty of friends that work there. That was a joke.

[Turley]

I kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not allowed to make gay jokes anymore.

[Turley]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I retract that joke.

[Turley]

Nothing funny about that whole line of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stream of consciousness has now been retracted.

[Charlie]

Nothing wrong with that. John Clay wall. They're on your side all the way. Will be instructed.

[Turley]

Instructed to not hear that.

[Charlie]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Panel, leave the room.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 09 Toyota.

[Turley]

What? What did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did. What did the. What did the guys where. What did. The Fruit Loops bit it at.

[Caller]

14 7.

[Guest/Echo]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any chance you're lying to me? Because that sure sounds high.

[Caller]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Why didn't you sell it to him? Because you wanted to sell it to us.

[Caller]

Yeah. Just was curious to see what else I could get.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff. Sounds like you're tanked in it.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you sound like mold stoner, but. No, man, I'm good, dude. I'm good. Is it a six or four cylinder?

[Caller]

Six, 4.0 liter stick or matic? Matic. They know how to work too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, here's the deal. If I don't beat a Carmax offer, I owe you money. That's what we advertise. So let's start with that. Take a picture of your carmax offer. When. When did you get it?

[Caller]

This was two weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'll even. I'll. I'll. Our deal is a current arm. A current valid1, but two weeks, I'll still honor it. I'll beat it. Okay. I'm not going to beat it by much. I mean the money. The. The. The. Is it lifted or something?

[Caller]

No, just in really good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

Nope. Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking through MMRs on it. I mean how many miles? One. Oh, had it already crossed 100 when you had them bit it. Yeah, yeah, I'll beat it. I'm not gonna beat it. My much. What'd you say they hit it at? 14, 7.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'll be like 14 8, 14 9. They're right there on top of it. Do you want. Are you even gonna sell it or do you just want opinions?

[Caller]

No, I do want to sell it. Trying to get a different truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and set it in. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, Itchy. Hello, Hello. What you got?

[Caller]

Yes, Sir, I've got a 08S250 diesel. It's a four door, four wheel drive. Got about 190000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord Jesus Christ.

[Turley]

Halfway to the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's diesel again. I just said good Lord Jesus Christ.

[Turley]

He was praying. Tomorrow, Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it still running?

[Caller]

It is still running. What. What do you think y' all would offer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a four wheel drive lariat, a 200, 000 mile crew cab, short bed.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, eight.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com but I'm thinking ten grand off the top of my head. Wow. Okay.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that Buy it.

[Caller]

I'll send you some pictures. Yes, sir, that would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, send us some pictures, the VIN numbers and does it have any diesel Problems? Does it have EGR, AGT, BS5, any of that stuff? I don't. I gotta fix that. Steven. 09x5 BMW with 73. Does it have. What color is it?

[Caller]

Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? What city?

[Caller]

Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're moving to 92.5 in two weeks, by the way.

[Caller]

So congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

FYI. Thank you. Congratulations.

[Caller]

I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I don't know nothing about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you here on travel or pleasure or just chasing tail?

[Caller]

I came out here for work and the boss just gave me a bunch of stuff to do and he said, here, sell my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

So I listen on craigslist, didn't get no bites and figured give you guys a last shot before I give up on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it A?

[Caller]

So I don't own it. It's my boss's truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I hear you. So is it a. Do you know if it's a 4.8 or a 3.0? It's an X5, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, X5. It's a four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

Korean guy who wants way too much money. No, we call that a too high.

[Turley]

Too high.

[Caller]

Definitely too high. He definitely wants too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like when. When people of Asian descent are in the dealerships.

[Turley]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're, you know, you quote them a price. Oh, too high, too high, too high. No Reese. No Reese. We want to purchase. Okay, purchase and then you give him a lease quote. Oh, too high, too high, too high. Okay, so. So he's so. To me. I'm gonna be a too low to him. Oh, too low, too low, too low.

[Turley]

Like the pilot from that Asiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

We too row. Yeah, it's a four cylinder.

[Charlie]

Damn. Something wrong?

[Caller]

Well, it's got. It's got some 19. It's got some custom 19 inch wheels. It's got a body kit on it. I mean it's a clean. It's very, very clean for 2009 and low mileage. It has that going for it. It's got TVs in the headrest.

[John Clay Wolf]

How cheap can. How cheap can we get this bought? Let's you and I do this together.

[Turley]

Let's make it happen. Join hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

18.

[Caller]

9.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Guest/Echo]

Oh, too hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too high. Too high. I think It's. It's a 3.0 liter 09. It's a 15. How many miles?

[Caller]

70, like 73. 73,000. Somewhere around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 grader. Baba, why are you laughing out loud?

[Turley]

Three shows going on.

[Bobo]

Your invitation is just killing him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So bad.

[Guest/Echo]

Too high.

[Charlie]

Were you too high?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm a go. Go to. Give me the vindoc. Have you taken it to Carmax yet?

[Caller]

No. Like I said, do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to Carmax, get a written offer, send it to us. If we don't beat it, then we owe you a hundred dollars. Bam.

[Caller]

So that's our bucks off this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's our gig. If we don't beat it, then we owe you a hundred dollars. And a firm negotiator such as your senior official. Yeah, not a tight ass, just a firm negotiator would appreciate an offer such as that.

[Caller]

Hey, call it what it is. He's a tight ass. I'm not making what he told me I was gonna make, and I came out here for a meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Do we want to just blow him up on the air in front of everybody right now? I mean, do you. Are you. Do you want to quit? Do you want to quit? Are you gonna quit?

[Caller]

I'm planning to, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you leaving?

[Caller]

I don't know yet. It's in the works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Are you gonna stay?

[Caller]

He won't know.

[Turley]

You know we're on the radio.

[Bobo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

He's live.

[John Clay Wolf]

He won't know. He'll know when you leave. What are you looking for? A new gig. What do you do?

[Caller]

Superintendent for construction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What do y' all build?

[Caller]

Commercial buildings, commercial stores.

[Turley]

Does he have a radio in his truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

But that kind of job, I mean, that means he hires a lot of people, so he should be used to paying. I mean, you're. That's a $18 an hour job, right? 18 to 22.

[Caller]

I moved from Phoenix to here. I was told it was going to be more.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

A lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like salary or a. Or hourly?

[Caller]

Yeah. Salary. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's plenty of construction work in the Dallas Fort Worth area. You will do fine. Yeah, hold the car hostage.

[Caller]

That's all I got is dually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 64 Chevelle Malibu SS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sounds pretty, but see all the. Okay. How did. How did you acquire it?

[Caller]

I built it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're gonna want way too much. I saw this one on Barrett Jackson. Bring 67,000, and I'll take 65 for mine.

[Bobo]

John, I put 70 grand in this car, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we never get the. We. We get the classics. Bought when grandma died and left it to you.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, it's a. It's all original. I mean, but what. Certified and original.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it?

[Caller]

62, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we were dead nuts on It. Oh, I lost him. Are you there? Oh, hey. Hello, J.D. did you hang up?

[Turley]

I did. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't.

[Charlie]

That's a Travolta car, right? Pulp fiction wasn't his A66.

[Turley]

In your opinion, John, what was the car worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

I told him what he wants for it. It's typically half.

[Turley]

Yeah, take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the dreamy price and cut it in half. Yeah, so that'd be 30.

[Turley]

He's put his hand on every piece of that car. He loves that car. It's better than his kid or his dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows that car better than Jerry Sandusky knows his. His defensive line.

[Charlie]

62. Too high. That's too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 808. The reason I'm talking about Sandusky is I read last night that he's trying to talk his way out of prison.

[Turley]

Is he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Good luck with that. Yeah, I got some.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got his fingers dug in deep.

[Turley]

What's that word? They have evidence.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Anderson. John Anderson.

[Caller]

How you doing, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from, swinging?

[Caller]

Calling from Upper Black Eddie, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Anderson, the real John Anderson is in the studio with us this morning. John familiar with John Anderson, the country singer?

[Turley]

Well, they're both real.

[Caller]

Yes, I am John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to talk to John?

[Charlie]

Do you want to sell your car?

[Caller]

I'll sell it.

[Charlie]

I'll tell you like to buy it.

[Caller]

You the country singer? The guy that ran for president a few years back.

[Charlie]

I don't know nothing about no politics, orange grove.

[Caller]

Well, then you'll do. We'll make you president.

[Turley]

Ain't that the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

A 92 Miata. Does it have rust up there in the. In the salt?

[Caller]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's a 92 monster Miata.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is a lifted one. Oh, you're one of those people like this on the reality TV stuff.

[Caller]

Monster Miata's got a 302 in it.

[Charlie]

Oh, a monster Miata.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what we. Here's what we got to do. Well, first of all, what. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

Well, I'll tell you this. I got a divorce coming up, so I'm gonna let it go low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will a thousand dollars buy it? How much? Well, a thousand dollars buy it.

[Caller]

This car will run low.

[John Clay Wolf]

H. Will a thousand dollars buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What? Will buy it.

[Caller]

25,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, at least we got that out of the way, so. That's not me. It ain't me, babe. No, no, no. It ain't me, babe. I ain't buying no 92 Miata for no. 25. What the hell is going on today? Are we in the twilight zone?

[Turley]

It's a little odd, but these are specialty cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got John Anderson, we've got, We've got. Phones were screwed up. Something's a little out.

[Turley]

It's not a full moon, but it's.

[Charlie]

A half monster Miata's gonna get me this Halloween.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 800, 800. Seven, two three, four. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four, 800, 800. Have we even bought anything yet or. We just talked about a bunch of.

[Charlie]

Crap that's so bizarre. Are you guys acting like you've heard of a monster miata before?

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeTheEven.com is the website. That's where, where the real people should go. And all these weirdos with these crazy cars, they can call the. They can call the radio station, the radio show here at 800-800-RADIO. And we'll make fun of you. I mean, that's fine. That's fun. People like that. The listeners enjoy it. Chris, what have you got? You want my opinion is what this says?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no. I'm just asking about a car for sale. I have a 2005, seven Cadillac Sts and it's got about 80 now about 70,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You want to buy it or you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Clear Lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it rusted out?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year is it?

[Caller]

2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's 4.6.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like a. If it's got 70s on the clock, still sounds like a five grand or maybe six. Does that buy okay?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com online and just load it up. Two pictures. Push the VIN number of the miles. John said five to six on the air. Here's the picks. Please verify. We'll come to your house, we'll pick them up, we'll pay for them. We buy 200 cars a week. It's bada bing, bada boom. It's that easy. Just go to givemetheven.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air. I have a feeling after this weird de joint disjointed hour number one, we're fixing to get on on a ride. Yeah. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD I know, this sounds kind of stony, but. Yeah, dude, on the Internet there's a video. The name of the song is Pigs.

[Turley]

Pigs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually this should be the background song for this video. There's a pig coming out of the surf.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the beach.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he runs and up on the beach and he runs over all the people and then he runs back into the surf.

[Turley]

That is stony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very stony. It's on. It's on. I saw it twice on the Internet.

[Turley]

The song is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the group? Pink Floyd.

[Charlie]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

I don't know which one you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really, but. No, the. The song has nothing to do with the video. I'm just saying the song reminded me of the video.

[Turley]

Reminded you there's a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it'd be like a seahorse coming out of the ocean and running up on the beach and eating everybody and running back in the ocean. It's real baba, white hat. What would a pigs do in the surf?

[Charlie]

You know, generally I would have an answer for that. It must have been like Southeast Asia.

[Turley]

No, pigs like to swim. There's some islands that actually have wild pigs that go out, out in the surf and enjoy it and come back in. That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Or they may be trying to escape.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I wasn't from Asian. Because they're gonna get eaten or married.

[Turley]

They just enjoy the water.

[Charlie]

They say Laos is still really tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric. Oh, eight half ton Dodge with 48. Is it two wheel drive or four.

[Caller]

Wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it is a Hemi Lone Star SLT Laramie. Which model?

[Caller]

Longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long. It's a Longhorn. No, they didn't make a longhorn until like 14. So you mean it's a Lone Star?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Caller]

Apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

It's. It's practically brand new. It's been garage store.

[John Clay Wolf]

This. It's been garage store. Does 10,000 buy it? It's old body style. What buys it?

[Caller]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what buys it? Hurry.

[Caller]

15.

[John Clay Wolf]

12.

[Caller]

15, 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too high. Too high. What nationality? Eric, what nationality are you? Are you? Are you? Are you, Are you a chinaman?

[Caller]

No, American.

[Guest/Echo]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's old body style. I can buy a new body style for 15. It's.08. It's the last year of the old body.

[Caller]

I was talking my wife about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you ever bought a prostitute? No.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't lie to me, Eric.

[Caller]

Nope, nope, nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just mentioned if you did, would you pay more for a young one or an old one? And when I say an old one, I mean like a 70 year old one or a 24 year old one?

[Caller]

Shoot, a 24 y old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well that's the same thing in cars, but reversed. You got a. You got the last year of the old body style and you want to charge like the 24 and ain't going to get there, dog. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobo]

That's the best analogy. Oh it is. The buyers in the the buying room use it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, they use the prostitution. Shut up.

[Bobo]

No, they do. If it gets down to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't, don't, don't, don't announce that on the radio. Turley, you need to turn your mic off.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're trying to raise some venture capital stuff. And you're gonna sit here, talk about all the buyers? We do that. This is one of our corporate policies. Hey, would you pay more?

[Bobo]

They're following your lead, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you pay more for prostitutes that have papers or non papers?

[Bobo]

They're just following your lead, man. It's just what the boss says. They're going to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say it on the radio. I didn't get it.

[Bobo]

Like they're just following you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll follow this lead. An 03 protege with 130. I don't want it. Daniel, are you there? Yeah, I mean it just ain't me, dog. I mean is it a thousand bucks?

[Caller]

Three thousand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Eight hundred. Eight hundred. Seven two, three, four. Just go to giveme the vi n dot com. We will buy junk cars, but we're very specific about it. Back at 2000. We're like trucks is really what we'll buy. But 180000 mile. Blah blah, blah. Nothing. Nothing. You know you've been running on Craigslist for 1500 and everybody's offering you five. I'm gonna offer you 50 bucks. It's not what I do. I. The, the more expensive the car, the better for me.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We provide a service. Cash on the barrel head right now.

[Turley]

But you'll still buy five and ten thousand dollar cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Oh, all day long. Five and ten.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five hundred to a thousand. No, not really. No.

[Turley]

You gotta move.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we don't beat Carmax, we owe you 100 bucks. Period. In the story. Take a picture of your CarMax offer, send it to us. Give us the option to beat them. And if we don't, we owe you 100. Did we pay two? 200.

[Bobo]

Just one this past. It's been like three weeks before since.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Ve written a check. Yeah. That means we beat him every time.

[Turley]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Olympics last night?

[Turley]

I watched a little bit of it. What did you see? I mean, I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw a starting gate of African American women.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the token white girl, I guess just straight out the. They had to have them. Was the white girl in the 100 meter dash just there just for affirmative action?

[Bobo]

Well, what country was it from? Greece or something like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not looking at their country.

[Turley]

Just to show you how slow normal people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, I mean, she was so far behind the whole black pack smoke. And then the. The old. It's like the thoroughbreds, you know, obviously win the race. Here comes the old white quarter horse.

[Turley]

Where was she from?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably.

[Bobo]

It was probably Switzerland or Denmark or something like that because they. They have, you know, their competitions over there too. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobo]

Their athlete just happens to be white and a lot slower.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it is.

[Turley]

Or Jamaica had a bobsled team. So. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember how my wife did market. She's like, you know, people are weird over here about black people. White people and black people are different over here.

[Turley]

Why? This from Denmark?

[John Clay Wolf]

Copenhagen over there. We like them and we like, you know, it's cool to have black friends because there's not any of them. Right. So I'm not. I'm like, so is it not cool to have black friends here?

[Turley]

Yes, it's totally cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, but she was just saying it's different. It's like over there, it's that. That, that the conflicts.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aren't there.

[Turley]

Don't exist.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

Maybe she doesn't get out much yet. She hasn't been in the country that long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Guest/Echo]

10 years.

[Bobo]

She just turned 21, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she is 10 years ago.

[Turley]

But.

[Charlie]

You got her living on a ranch out of town. 15 miles out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

22.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Let's get it right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

With an electric fence and a guard. And they, you know, I don't do much. I mean, I jam the. The satellite transmissions a little bit. And we have that box that we run the Internet through that you know, diverts some websites to some propaganda. But short of that.

[Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah, but the. The black gals were smoking. The white gals in the. Except there was one last night. It was close. Golf course fishing.

[Turley]

Golf course fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're starting a new crazy. Go to the John Clay Wolf show. Go to the John Clay Wolf show web page on Facebook. John Clay Wolf Show Facebook show page and post your golf show golf.

[Turley]

Golf course, fish, fishing pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I have. Three friends are getting into this.

[Turley]

Everybody put their blinker on. We're making a left. All right, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golf course, fish.

[Turley]

Golf course, fishing.

[Bobo]

This is not real.

[Charlie]

No, I remember five, six weeks ago you mentioned this and everybody called you crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Charlie]

But turns out you're pretty right. And some of the pictures of some of the fish are pretty big. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you look at my Facebook page?

[Charlie]

Because nobody fishes those holes.

[Guest/Echo]

Right.

[Turley]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want you to put the course in the hole number. You're on. Okay, well, we're gonna do some kind of contest.

[Bobo]

The most ridiculous thing is they're actually wearing golf attire. They've got their Titleist gloves on, Nike hats.

[Turley]

I gotta ask. Were they out there to golf and then brought along their popial pocket fisherman?

[Bobo]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that it? But. But over time, it's like the fishing is better than the golf because there's, you know, big mouth bass in there that nobody's fishing.

[Turley]

That's bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, golf course fishing. You heard it right here the first time on the John Olympics. You know, if you feel kind of country, you can take your shoes off and your socks because all the. All the greenies have kept the. The grounds perfect. There's no stickers, there's no bugs.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I can just see it now at the country clubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, guys, Spalding, we go to Bushwood on number nine and you know, throw in a. Throw in a top water jig.

[Turley]

One of their Zebco reels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Nighttime, daytime, whatever time. Golf course fishing. You need to come up with.

[Turley]

I'm telling you, it'll be in the Olympics. Everything else is in the Olympics. Sand volleyball.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to come up with the. With the.

[Turley]

Oh, well, you like it because of the chicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You need to come up with the contest bomb. We need a golf course fishing tournament on Facebook. On our Facebook page. John Clay Wilson.

[Turley]

A fundraiser. This is great.

[Bobo]

This sounds like something some just rich white people would do, like just to have fun. You know what? We're gonna rent out the river crest or whatever golf course the poor people.

[Turley]

Like, we need it to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, that's so charming.

[Bobo]

Instead of golf today, we're gonna do some fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but all the. All the non members are gonna jump the fence and hit it at nighttime and clean out the. I'm really doing a service to the poor. Not the poor. No, but the non elite.

[Turley]

The people that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Non country clubbers.

[Bobo]

Oh, I see where he's going here.

[Turley]

You really see the country clubbers are at the lake, thrown in a line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but if you. If the non country clubbers want to jump on their course at night, there's some good fish in there. Is what I'm trying to tell you is.

[Turley]

Not a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not an entering. It's a damn golf course. Just walk up and throw a line in. But it's private property. But if the. If the security guard comes, what is he gonna do? Did I tell you what happened to me? No.

[Turley]

Which time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tuesday morning?

[Charlie]

No.

[Turley]

Tuesday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, these mall cop types, they're starting to really piss me.

[Turley]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a place that we're thinking about moving. We're either gonna rebuild our house out where we live, but. Or move to this. Move into town. Okay, but, you know, since I have to keep my wife out of the community so I can keep her brainwashed.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you say, 22 miles and run a jammer on the radar?

[Turley]

Right, Right. So she can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a joke. So anyway, there's this gated community in. In our. In Fort Worth. Yeah. And I've tried to go in there before. I've been in there a few times. But about a month ago, I was thinking about driving in there, just looking around the house.

[Turley]

Yeah, you can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the John Candy said, you know, the moose said the moose up front should have told you.

[Turley]

Should have told you were closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's two entrances. And this guy was really giving me a lip. I'm like, dude, I just want to drive around and look at some house. You need a realtor. I said, I don't like realtors. He's. I mean, he said, well, you have to have one to be in here. I'm like, I just want to drive around. I don't want some salesman in my ear. He was real hard. So I called a buddy that lives there, and he said he'd put me on the list to come in. He's like, yeah, just give my name. And the next day, last Tuesday, I was like, hey, I want to go in there and drive around.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was too early to call my buddy. And I was like, I'm gonna try something different because everybody's leaving in the morning, right? So they probably have the gates open, and they're flowing out pretty good. So I drive up and I look at the scene. I'm like, okay, there's a shut gate on one side and there's an open gate on the other. The Other side on the back entrance.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just drove through the left side quietly, calmly, where the open gate was. Sure made it about 50 yards. I hear this. Hey, hey. And I just kept driving.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm just slowly going down the street, looking at the homes, and I see this guy, and he looked like swat. One of those cars. Black. He's in black, you know, uniform, and he's running. Oh, he's in shape. He's in good shape.

[Turley]

Oh, he's gonna catch you on foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna catch me on foot. Wow. And I'm like, this is. This guy's committed to the cause, isn't he? This is all blur. So. So I rolled out my window and I gave him the old way. Not flick off, just wave.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just drove on.

[Turley]

Hey, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. This place probably has a hundred, maybe 200 homes in it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I drive around all these little.

[Turley]

Streets you can run.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. And. And. And. And I'm like, okay. So when we get to the end here, this could be funky. When he sees me, he's gonna try to shut the gate on me. Dude. He's deep in this neighborhood. And I make a corner, and he's standing there in the middle of the street. I mean, J.D. this guy's run for a half a mile. He's standing in the middle of the street like Superman.

[Guest/Echo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I start pulling up, and he's standing there, and I just give it gas.

[Turley]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I floored it and hung John. Yep. And then. And I. Right. He wouldn't move. Oh, my God. So I swerved. It's just hard. I hit the curb, jumped up on the curb. And then.

[Turley]

Well, now you look guilty. Now you look like you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I haven't done anything yet.

[Turley]

But you're jumping a curb.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm trying not to hit a guy. They're standing in the middle of the street. Why is it my fault?

[Turley]

All right, because it's a resident area.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he looked like a criminal.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobo]

He's already got his story set up.

[Turley]

Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So once I got past him, I hit my brakes, and he ran up to me, and I drove up a little more, and then he ran up to me. I drove.

[Turley]

Just playing with a guy.

[Guest/Echo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, you see what you did? I said, I've done nothing. You're not a police officer. I've already called the police. I'm like, you're not my boss and you're not my daddy. Go away. The police are coming after you did you notice when I got back to the office the other day, I had her take the car to the car wash?

[Bobo]

Yeah. Okay, now it makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. He was like, well, you know, he got my plate and, you know, maybe. What would the police get me for?

[Bobo]

You just deny. You just like, oh, I didn't know anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cameras everywhere.

[Turley]

No, but all you're doing is just.

[Bobo]

Driving around is that.

[Turley]

That's not really breaking in.

[Bobo]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he was the one in the middle of the street trying to run over a car.

[Turley]

Yes, it's.

[Bobo]

He said she.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I had had a gun, I could have shot it.

[Turley]

Technically, that's. No, he was trying to assault. No, he wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba.

[Guest/Echo]

What?

[Charlie]

Do you think I would shy away from any shooting in the daytime?

[Turley]

Daytime? How about ever?

[Charlie]

No, because you're gonna get caught in the daytime.

[Turley]

Yeah, anytime. It's not good.

[Charlie]

Well, I'm not saying it's good, but it's better.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Security guard. Abuse of power. Is it such.

[Turley]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they are. It's.

[Bobo]

Yeah, they think they're big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nissan Altima Joy with 96, 000 miles. Does have leather cloth.

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is two door, four door, four door. Is it seven, six cylinder, four, six silk. Is it 6, 500 to seven grand? Seven grand is what I'm thinking.

[Caller]

No, I'm thinking I need my loan paid off on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I can't help it. Hey, do you think that I was in the wrong or he was in the wrong? On the. On the driving past the gate.

[Caller]

I would have flirted. Honestly, I wouldn't have stopped. I'd have been like, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've been like, bye www.by someone. Just give me the vin.com.

[Turley]

It'S tricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have a big gate for you to come in to. Just come in and we'll email you an offer and not give you a bunch of shakedown and make you feel stupid. Like, that guy was trying to make me feel stupid. I'm not stupid.

[Turley]

Now you're stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just trying to look for a house. I didn't want to have the balls to tell him I want to buy a house in here. Because then he was. That'd be a hell of a way to come to the neighborhood. We'll be right back.

[Charlie]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Walsh show, powered by givemethevin.com you satisfied?

[Guest/Echo]

Come on, let us give Your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Giveme the vin.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. Give me the VIN dot com. We beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Charlie]

Sell givemethe bin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that security guard really on line three?

[Bobo]

Oh, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to talk to him. He may shoot me through the mic.

[Turley]

He can't get you through the mic.

[Bobo]

You've already got enough enemies.

[John Clay Wolf]

I almost ran over it, dude. When he was standing in the middle of that road.

[Turley]

He's in the middle of the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I kept driving.

[Turley]

So you take some responsibility for being on a passageway. There is he.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I last second, I. He wouldn't move. I was going 20 last second. I just hit it hard to left and I hit the curb.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then came back down. And I thought to myself, dear lord, let that loud clunk be the curb and not. And when I looked in the rear view, dude, he.

[Turley]

He was still standing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he. He knocked my mirror in on the passenger side.

[Turley]

Oh, my lord. You were that close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Committed.

[Bobo]

He is committed to his job.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Really?

[Turley]

That's a little much for a guy who just ran the gate in a community.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't run the gate. I drove through an open gate.

[Turley]

Yeah, he drove through an open gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's the left side.

[Turley]

But he knew you weren't supposed to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was. I just wasn't on the list yet. Yeah, because I didn't want to wake my friend up.

[Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, yes, that's his gig.

[Turley]

That's his whole day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I'd have hit him?

[Turley]

Is to keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I'd have hit him?

[Turley]

Well, that would have been bad. That would have been on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yes, Mike.

[Bobo]

Yeah, unfortunately, it would have been on you, and then it would have been a lot of news about it, and probably there would have been an uprising of security guards wanting support behind them, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we Go back the gray.

[Bobo]

Yes, back the gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back the pink.

[Charlie]

Yeah, but the guy, you know, what if you were a terrorist, man? Just. Just dropping, you know, dirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who just tuned in, I. I went into this gated community. I was looking at houses the other day and the security guard was giving me lips. So I just drove through the other side of the gate quietly and calmly. And he gets out on foot and starts chasing me for a mile on foot. And then if I finally lost him and then he. Like I'm driving through these streets and he's standing there in the middle of the road, up half a mile from his post. He's run that look like side from Raisin, Arizona. And I ran off the road to miss him. So I would have been guilty if I'd hit him.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Really?

[Turley]

Yes. Even though you're on private property, you. That is private property. That's a gated community. There's a reason there's a gate there. So technically it's. It's a toss up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It's a weird, weird world we live in.

[Turley]

It is girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a funky place.

[Turley]

But you can't run over people in the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy 07 Tahoe LT with 113. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller]

Both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both. 10 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah. I won't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it.

[Caller]

I was 16. 5 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're buried. Why'd you call me if you're that bad?

[Turley]

You knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

You knew you were buried when you called me.

[Caller]

I. I did. I knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait a minute.

[Turley]

He's hoping it's gonna give it a shot. I'll give.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 12.

[Caller]

You know, I'd probably take it if you let me pay the rest off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm not. I'm not a note law, dude. I ain't. I ain't boss hog. I appreciate that, but. Nope, I can't do it. But if you can get me a title, I can give 12 grand. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Hey, you think that's the first time I've heard that?

[Turley]

Really?

[Bobo]

All the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor people.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It makes you feel for everybody, man. Sure. Marcet. An 06 F350 duallys and a four wheel driver. A two. You're breaking up terribly. Will you go to my website, give me the vin.com and load it up? We'll email you an offer letter. You're breaking up so bad I can't hear all 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4, go to the W. Diesel did go to the W. What's that mean, Philip?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says diesel did go to the wood. You don't know what that means, do you?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't either. That's what happens when you don't pay people enough.

[Turley]

Oh, be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

2010 Chevy Crew Cab. 2500 4x4 diesel did go to the.

[Caller]

W. Yeah, I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it long bed or short?

[Caller]

Long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from, sir? It's load. Is it a sl? Is. Oh, it's a Chevy. Is it a LS or an lt?

[Caller]

It's. It's an hd. It has power windows, locks and mirrors. It has onstar. It has tilt and cruise, but it does not have control. The radio and the steering wheel doesn't have dual climate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a chrome grill or does it have a black grill?

[Caller]

Chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn up Hank Williams a little bit. You're on the right track. Oh, we're just playing country to go along with your accent in your story.

[Caller]

I can't hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. I think it is a 20. How many miles?

[Caller]

Two, 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Where have you been going?

[Turley]

You like to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where have you been going?

[Caller]

It's a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been smuggling illegals back from Mexico?

[Turley]

No, he hasn't.

[Caller]

Well, you know, if it pays.

[Turley]

No, you haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four wheel drive. I'm thinking 10,000. But I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll look at it after the show. What's it take to buy it? Call me back. What's it take? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

12, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. 200,000 miles. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio turley. Am I up against the 30 or the 0? 800-800-7034. Or give me the VI N. Givemetheven.com golf course fishing. Remember John Clay Wolf show. We're taking your golf course fishing trophy pictures.

[Turley]

You heard it here first and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could post them on there. We're giving something away. We're going to figure out what we're going to give away. We're having a contest for golf course fishermen.

[Turley]

I think we should give away Pocket fisherman.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should give away the cell phone number that security guard that chased me down. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Thanks.

[Charlie]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy a hundred thousand dollar car, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheEven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This golf course fishing, things getting a lot of drag.

[Turley]

It's taking off, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Post your golf course fishing trophies there and we'll give you something. Oh, here's a caller about golf course fishing. Good morning, Mike. I'll protect the innocent and save you and not pronounce your last name on the air. That's cool. What happened?

[Caller]

Me and a buddy of mine went.

[John Clay Wolf]

My buddy and I. My buddy and I. You're on the golf course at Bushwood. Use proper English, son.

[Caller]

Okay. Sorry about that, Buffy. Anyway, the little security guard came in his little golf cart, told us that we weren't allowed to fish there. We're like, okay, so we're leaving. And as we're leaving, the police were there. I guess he called the cops and they put us in the back of the car. They were talking about taking us to jail for trespassing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have a similar story. The difference between your story and my security guard story is I was in a car. So you were on foot.

[Turley]

The difference is a vehicular assault.

[John Clay Wolf]

A vehicular assault versus physical. Yeah. Did you. Did you tackle the security guard? Did you beat him up?

[Caller]

God, yeah. We forgot about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would have been fun just to, like, nicely tackle him. Like, hey, you grab his legs. I'm gonna push him over and then tie him up with a belt. Just. Just, just say, hey, you. You. You were talking rough to me earlier, and you shouldn't have been using that tone with me.

[Guest/Echo]

We're cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not gonna hurt you. But we want to get something. I mean, just because you got that badge from the security store doesn't give you the right to talk to me like that. That's how I feel with some of.

[Turley]

These security guards, but it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I get a badge. I can't. You don't talk to people like that.

[Turley]

No, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he talking to you? Bad Mike?

[Caller]

He was just like, you guys aren't supposed to be here. You guys need to leave right now.

[Guest/Echo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fair.

[Caller]

Not a member of the golf course.

[Turley]

That's his job.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he didn't call you any names.

[Caller]

No, he cost any names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have.

[Caller]

I can't believe they called the cops. They had called the cops before.

[Turley]

That's silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have a stringer?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have a stringer of fish?

[Caller]

No, we were just catching releases. And the fishing was great, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is good. It's very. That's the. And that's really the message that we're trying to get. Jesus the Lord came to me last night.

[Turley]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wanted me to let the world know that those little water traps and all these golf courses are full of the Lord's finest fish. And he said, john, you need to put a Facebook post up and have a contest of the finest fish available from the golf course community and name that course and the hole.

[Charlie]

Listen to me, John Wolfe, tell the world to fish on their favorite golf course.

[Turley]

I don't think this really happened.

[Caller]

Let it be done.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

As all water traps unto a trout. What?

[Turley]

Thank God. While you're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we baptize while we're there?

[Charlie]

Your Lord has spoken.

[Turley]

Oh, God. Literally.

[Bobo]

You know, they could sneak in without really sneaking in.

[Turley]

How's that?

[Bobo]

Well, you just get your golf clubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Break your pole down, put it in where your golf clubs are at.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, hey, I'm going. You know, I'm gonna play nine holes.

[Bobo]

Or 18 holes or whatever you wanna.

[Turley]

They're going to notice when you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playing, just make a left turn, run a.

[Turley]

You're saying pay to be on the course, then you're not pay to be on the course. You're not trusting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I do. Hole number one. Before you get out, run a trot line across the water trap, bait it up, go play around, come back, pull your trot line in and see what you got.

[Charlie]

That little jug bait. Little mud cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They could be surprised.

[Bobo]

I think, well, that's multitasking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe we should. Maybe we should get a trophy created with a waterlog. Titleist Vs 12 and a little goldfish.

[Bobo]

You actually just created a great tournament because everybody does these golf tournaments. Radio shows do it. All the time. So we could do golf tournament. Golf and fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golf and fish. I think fish fry on the golf course.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the cart girl? We need them to wear bikini tops and they gotta have at least a C cup.

[Turley]

Okay, you can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golf, fish and, and very. Because see the.

[Bobo]

Sell it to James.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car girls are good looking, but they're just not well endowed enough. They need to hire them a little bit older. They're catching them too young.

[Bobo]

Right. Right now, James. And sales is like, man, that's a great promotion.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this works.

[Turley]

Oh my God.

[Charlie]

Tally, we're golfing, we're fishing. Yep, we're carting. If you can add one shooting event, you've got like a redneck quadrathlon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, no kidding. Hey, remember the guy that we bought the car from in Pennsylvania this week that was so mad. Wait, you didn't even hear about it. He wasn't mad, he was just pushy. Typical northeasterner. So we buy this car, this is high mileage, whatever it was, and he doesn't have his title. So he's like, yeah, yeah, you go ahead, give me my money. Give me my 5,000. I'm like, yeah, get your title and.

[Turley]

We'Ll get the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, it's gonna. So anyway, he gets his title when he finally gets title a week later. He's real pushy. I need my money now. I'm coming in. Where are you? I'm like, you know, we've got 500 other cars to pick up up here this week. My partner's up there in Northeast. They 5, 6, 7, 800 cars a week.

[Turley]

This guy's in a hurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and he's just wanting everybody. Drop everything. What time do y' all open? I'm getting on an airplane. Let's take it to the office. Eight o' clock in the morning. So eight o' clock in the morning shows up and he's calling and, and, and then he starts bitching. Say, why aren't y' all are here to pick up my car? Because you said you're bringing it to the office, right? Well, no, no, no. You're two and a half hours away from me. No, we're not. We're an hour away from you. Long story short, we finally got the car picked up and everything's great. But it was interesting to have that combative dialogue with a real angry northeasterner we haven't had.

[Bobo]

That's the first time.

[John Clay Wolf]

First one. Everybody else has been great.

[Bobo]

Yeah, really nice.

[Turley]

Why is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I had to bring in my Northeasterner, car dealer, friend to talk to him because I couldn't handle.

[Turley]

No, you can't do. You can't talk straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he's like, listen, Jerky. Listen. Joey Bag of Donuts. Let me tell. Not my fault that you lost your damn title, okay? And if you're going to be at my office, be at my office and don't start telling me how I'm late to your place. Well, I could have sold this car to somebody. Then go sell it. Go sell it. I mean, I heard this on 3. Go sell it now. Oh my God, please go sell it to them.

[Turley]

That's how they talk to each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

150,000 mile Dodge Charger. That's really what I'm looking to shut my day out down over.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's how they talk to each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to one another like this. And then it all happened and everybody. He was happy. It was, it was unbelievable.

[Turley]

That's the, that's the great part. At the end, they all just stay high five and walk away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joey Bag of Donuts.

[Turley]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Joey Bag of Donuts?

[Turley]

I think it's just like maybe average guy on the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joey Bag of Donuts.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, that's new. I was taking notes while they were going. I was like, man, we're going to have to get a real hardcore Yankee in the buying room to take these to. To handle these people. Because I think that they're probably like hardcore redneck Texas folks that I know how to talk to. Yeah, I can talk to them just fine. But yeah, anyway, it's interesting. Live and learn. 800-800-723-48.

[Turley]

Joey Bag of Donuts. A term. Oh, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you go ahead.

[Caller]

Oh, you go ahead.

[Turley]

Used in Italian American communities to describe a fat person. Italian Americans for fat ass.

[Charlie]

Hey, here comes back a donuts.

[Guest/Echo]

Called the guy fat ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sounded like the Jerky Boys to me. It's funny, Brad. Nine Honda Pilot with a Hunski on it. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

Oh, I mean super clean. I'll give you the history. We're doing a trade in. They've got the. I had two dealerships look at it. Trying to beat what they've offered me. They said it's the cleanest car that you know this age and this mileage that they've seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why didn't you sell it to them?

[Caller]

Because I'm trying to get more than what they're offering me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have Two people. Hang on. Okay. Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the door. Shut the door. Okay. You have two people fighting over this car, right. Bidding each other up. Well, and at the end of all that, you're calling me to. I'm not all emotional, and I'm not selling you anything. These guys were selling you something.

[Turley]

Right?

[Caller]

Okay, exactly. So I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your expectations out of me?

[Caller]

Beat the price I got. Well, I mean, I don't know. You'll have to tell me that. I'm just trying to see if I can do better than what they're offering me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So at the end of all that fighting. Shut the door. Shut the door.

[Caller]

I was trying to. I'm trying to get the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care what you're trying to do. We got to keep rolling. Okay. How much is this thing? What was the high bid?

[Caller]

12 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And they. And that was a trade in credit, right?

[Caller]

That is correct in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

The dark cherry red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's maroon. Has it. Has it been black guts? Has it been. Damn. Has it crossed a hundred thousand miles yet?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm just over a hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got all the money. You've got all the money. You've got it all gathered up. I doubt that they're ACV in this car at 12 grand. I bet they're AC being it at 10. 10, 5. And they're discounting the new one. I would give. If I'm a check writer, I would give 11, which I think is a thousand over the money. But I don't have anything to sell. I don't have anything to sell you. So I don't have anywhere to bury the over allowance and make you think that I'm giving you more than you do. That's what they're both doing. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to. Give me the. Give me the vendor.

[Turley]

You'll still buy the car, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, absolutely. I'll give him 11,000 for the car.

[Turley]

11,000. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if I had something to sell them, I'd give him 13 and add it to the other.

[Turley]

I understand. That's what they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aston Martin. I've told you to stay away from Jags. I've told you to stay away from Aston Martin.

[Turley]

Yes, but the Aston Martin is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have an Aston Martin. That's a weird thing. A customer brought it to us. He's a lawyer. It was a dead guy's car. It's on the repo list. There's all this. So I said, JD Take this car and get it out of here. I don't want anything to happen into it.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I think it's going to be in storage for six months.

[Turley]

It's got very expensive wheels. Like the wheels I found out are fifteen hundred dollars a piece. No, I found that out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're very ethnic.

[Turley]

They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, they're stolen.

[Turley]

You could say that. No, they're not stolen. They're very expensive. And I can't think of the name right now, but they are a three piece wheel which is causing the left front tire to be flat. It's. It's letting. And the guy I took it to, I took it to discount tire and he says the tires that are on that car are actually the wrong tires. It's not. They're not weight correct. So he won't even look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the, the. Okay, screw him.

[Turley]

Okay. It's got a flat tire. It's got a flat tire. And the. Anytime it gets warm or hot, the. All the electrics go off except the radio, which won't be controlled and the top won't go up or down.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it gets.

[Turley]

But it's. The engine still runs once it gets high. When it, when you first started, everything works great. Temperature outside, temperature outside gets hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the air conditioner?

[Turley]

Air conditioner still works. Radio still works. But you can't turn it up or down or turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got a PCM problem, which is program control module. It's probably gonna be three grand on that thing. Yeah. When you get into Maseratis and Aston Martins and Jags, everything. Range Rovers, you know.

[Turley]

And it's got the wrong tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reese, Reese, Reese, don't buy.

[Turley]

Reese, Reese.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lease them in factory warranty, then, you know, you just, you never own it. You can give it back to them. Hey, that's your problem.

[Turley]

Yeah. So it's an 07 Aston Martin with 30,000. Not too many miles. Obviously not his daily driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a weird deal.

[Turley]

A rich guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the wheels are very urban.

[Turley]

Very urban. Yes, they are. They match. Yeah, they got. They got a red mat that matches the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do the buttons on the dash have any like grease stains? No. Do they have any peeling?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the steering wheel have any of that?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Funny color.

[Turley]

The dash, the dashboard in front of the panel is peeling up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they all do that.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just figured with the urban.

[Turley]

No, there's no grease. No. Well, okay. Well, none on this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all people. We're all God's creatures.

[Turley]

But I did pull the CDs out of the CD player and they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it soul music?

[Turley]

It's very, very angry lyric. What do you call it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me fuel, give me fire, Give me what I desire.

[Turley]

Hip hop, west coast mean rap.

[Caller]

Can you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you translate what the lyrics are there? No, no.

[Turley]

I can bring one in.

[Bobo]

Bring it in. I'm curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in there? Yeah.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobo]

That's found in cars.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We got. We got one minute. Tony. 2012 Super Duty Lariat Diesel with roof navigation. 23,000 miles. Where are you located?

[Caller]

About 70 miles west of Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Abilene or Clyde or Bryson. Okay.

[Caller]

Around Jacksonburg.

[John Clay Wolf]

23,000 miles, right?

[Guest/Echo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short bed?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, Rough or clean? Sounds perfect.

[Caller]

Oh, that's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 2012. Does 35 grand? Buy it.

[Caller]

Maybe 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If I give 38, it's a 2012. It's got good miles. Can we go third? Can we split it and do 36 and a half?

[Caller]

Oh, man. Let me kind of think on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to think on. I want to do business. I'm here to do business. You're here to do business. Let's make a deal. What buys the damn truck?

[Caller]

I'm trying to roll with it, but I'm in the oil field. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the. Are you chasing a payoff?

[Charlie]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on it? Yes. How much is it? 38.

[Caller]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

7,000. Okay, well, you got plenty of equity. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Does 38 really buy it? I mean, if I said yes, I own it for 38. Do I own it? You don't even know. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Go to givemetheven.com. my name's John Clay Wolf. His name's JD Run. His name Babo Baba. We haven't heard enough from you this morning. Oh, but coming up next, Ed Wallace. No, Wallace Edwards. This is. He's gonna be on. He's got a little Olympic story for us. Wait, Bob, you're gonna have to sit out again. I'm sorry, man. Wallace Edwards is priority, right? And then Casey case from top 10 of 10 will be right back.

[Charlie]

We're making America rock again. There's more. More of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf. Dot com now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back.

[Turley]

We are indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are back.

[Charlie]

What a weird morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-872-3-4, and give me the vin.com. what's weird, Rob?

[Charlie]

Oh, nothing. I was thinking of Buddy hacking on the old Johnny Carson show. Sometimes the stuff we do in between radio bits that we can't really do live on any of these fine stations.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to ask you, I don't know if we're going to get into it in this segment, but Bobbo got in a fight with a girl at the Guns and Roses concert.

[Charlie]

I didn't really get into a fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we, you know, after we talked about their GnR experience last week.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And after the show, then Charlie's like, oh, yeah, Baba got fight with a girl. I'm like, wait a minute. Baba starts telling the story. And I was like, why didn't we talk about that on the air? That's the best thing I've heard all day.

[Turley]

Juice, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to it in a minute. We've got to do the top 10.

[Turley]

We do. Top 10. Casey wants to know he has a choice. He has two, two lists today.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about for those hanging on? Did you win or lose or was it a draw?

[Charlie]

I think I came out on top of that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to the details in a bit.

[Turley]

Casey wants to know, do you want the top 10 things Rio will do with the Olympic facilities when it's over? Or you want that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. What's the Other?

[Turley]

Or top 10? Spirit Airlines, New slogans.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rio thing sounds.

[Turley]

Sure it is, but let me go. Okay, hold on.

[Charlie]

What we call topical.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I could probably do that off the top of my head. And most of it would have to do with drugs and prostitution.

[Turley]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good.

[Turley]

I feel really good today. I don't know why. Something in the air, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been dead for what, three years now?

[Turley]

Three years now. My family's all arguing over my stuff. I don't care. I'm dead. Hey, here's the top 10 things that Rio is gonna do with the Olympic Festival, Janeiro is gonna do with all the, you know, they build these big stadiums. They build these. All this stuff. You know, they build sand volleyball courts and they build tracks and they build stadiums. Well, what are you gonna do with that stuff when it's all over? Well, let's see. Let's hear the top ten things. Number ten. Number ten, biohazard experiments in the pool. Number nine, bury their Zika Dead in the sand volleyball court. Let homeless live in the Olympic village if they will. Training thieves to run away from the scene of the crime. On the tracks. Rowing for robbers. That's a good one. Number five, handball for heroin. Lot of fun. Lot of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golf course fishing.

[Turley]

Scientists can discover new forms of mold in the pools. They had to close one of the pools. Number three, using the fencing swords for defense. Number two, blame the Olympic flame for the bad air. Let all the buildings finish falling apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Casey.

[Turley]

Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wade. Good morning. Where are you calling us from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. 2012 Ram with short miles. 12,000 miles, is that correct?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a 3500 diesel. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. I wish it was a four. Why the miles solo?

[Caller]

It was a bought to use to. For showing horses for the trailer. And it's an older. Older lady's truck and she just. She used it a couple times and it's been in the garage ever since.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is this your truck? Are you calling for a friend? Are you trying to buy it and sell it to me?

[Guest/Echo]

I'll call.

[Caller]

I'm calling in. Calling it for a friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you gonna buy. Do you want a bird dog? Is that what this is? You know, bird. Do you know what a bird. Do you know what a bird dog is?

[Turley]

A bird dog?

[Caller]

No, no, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bird dog would be a buyer's fee.

[Charlie]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

Get a little bump for. Yeah, turning somebody a couple hundred bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know if that's legal in buying card is anyway. Are you really doing it for a friend? You're trying to make money?

[Caller]

No, she just told me to try to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wouldn't pass. Is she paying you or did she say she'd give you a spiff?

[Caller]

She said she'd give me something if I can get. She already got an offer from Carmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for how much? Didn't really like it.

[Caller]

She got a. For 28. She got a Karma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

No, Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this. Go to givemetheven.com. take a picture. Does she have a picture of the Carmax letter?

[Caller]

I could probably get one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a picture of the Carmax letter. Sit. Take a couple pictures of the truck, send it in. And if we don't, you know, I feel pretty strongly I'll be able to beat it if it's current. Is it current or was it a long time ago?

[Caller]

It's current.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I I beat Carmax left and right on trucks always. So I should be able to be beat this one. I'm not saying they low bid cars. No, we just high bid them. Yep. No, carmax bids plenty.

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Largest car company, used car company in the world. I mean, how the hell could you be that big and be stealing everything? They hit them hard, but I hit them a little bit harder. So do that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let me look at it and make a decision. And if I don't, if I don't beat it, then I've got to send you 100 bucks. That's our deal.

[Caller]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And if you don't sell it to me after I beat it, you owe me a hundred bucks. That's our deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can call into the show, but you can just as quickly go to givemetheven.com.

[Turley]

Just have a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com, put in the VIN number, the miles, and it. Take a couple pictures with your phone. Load it right up. We'll email you.

[Turley]

Yeah, not. Not big, but not the headlight, but the whole car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the side shot. I don't need a picture of the headlight.

[Turley]

Give me some light.

[Bobo]

Or the tire.

[Turley]

You all get those all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really weird. It's really weird. We want a picture of the profile of the car. Open the, in the second picture, open the door and take a picture of the interior. That gets us started. We email you an offer, you accept, decline or considering. If you think we hit it low, then we can call you or talk to you. You call us and we can talk about the options. I mean, we negotiate because we're buying them side unseen, Right? All right. Wallace Edwards, speaking of Olympics here today. Yeah, he is here today. Wallace Edwards has some ditty about Jack and Diane in the Olympics. Wallace, you here?

[Charlie]

Right here with you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Wallace.

[Charlie]

We've done some research and actually been to Rio three times. Myself and Chad Hemmings went down there and hit a couple of greens. But the Olympics today are not what they used to be. In fact, now they're saying the Islamic State have condemned their exclusion from these 2016 Rio Olympic Games. The International Olympic Committee confirmed the ban imposed when ISIS declared a worldwide jihad against crusaders, Jews, homosexuals and Pokemon.

[Bobo]

Go.

[Charlie]

Speaking from a foxhole near Raqqa, one spokes terrorist said the ban was unjustifiable and a definite slur on Islam.

[John Clay Wolf]

A spokes Terrorist.

[Charlie]

He said the Islamic State had as much right to appear as what he called, quote, drug fueled Russians and degenerate American infidels, unquote. The Islamic State officials may have perceived that the International Olympic Committee were arrayed against them when the IOC rebuffed an earlier Islamic State proposal to change the marksmanship phase of the triathlon, replacing rifles with swords.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace, I've got a question. Are you talking about. So Islam is angry that they weren't invited to the Olympics to participate.

[Charlie]

Apparently there's a ban.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Charlie]

They've been excluded from the game. Target K was our contact's name. He said ISIS would beat the pants off any Kurdish rebels, Taliban, or Al Qaeda as ISIS competes in all weight classes with specially weighted fanny packs. Unfortunately, during our interview, communication was cut by a confirmed USA drone strike. However, Islamic State websites asserted that the group will continue to protest its exclusion in what they called all appropriate venues such as shopping malls, discotheques and theaters. And that's our report from the 2016 Olympics in Rio. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's real.

[Bobo]

I didn't know about that either, did you?

[Turley]

How would they compete in the. With the faces covered?

[John Clay Wolf]

And who did Wallace take with him to Rio?

[Turley]

Who was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was that, Wallace?

[Charlie]

Chad Hemming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that?

[Charlie]

He works over at Grand Prairie Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't have a golf course to fish on, to fish on, go to gunandhook.com and buy a fishing or hunting guide. My buddy's on gunandhook.com it's for real.

[Turley]

That's a real website.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is real. This is. And hook.com.

[Charlie]

Yeah, they do great tours, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and you can completely trust this guys. They, they, they vet out all the guides. I mean, if you want to go to elk on an elk hunt in Wyoming, any kind of. You want a dove hunt coming up on Labor Day weekend, any kind of hunting or fishing, you know, sailfish, everything, they've got it. I've known these guys all my life. Both the owners and they're dot com in the outfitting world is what they're doing. And it's working. Gunandhook.com tell them I sent you promo code JCW. And no, they're not paying me anything thing. He's just a friend of mine and I told him that I wanted my.

[Turley]

Listeners because, you know, you want, you want to do these really cool tours. In fact, I mean, that would be an interesting Texas road trip. And the other thing I Do to do a story.

[Bobo]

Let's see this. John, you see what's going on?

[Turley]

I'm not plugging my show.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a hunter. It doesn't matter.

[Bobo]

But he wants. He wants to go on this trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

Do a story. That's all your show is, right, J.D. you know that?

[Turley]

What?

[Bobo]

All you're doing is just getting free stuff off free trips.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's brilliant.

[Bobo]

I'm not knocking you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's brilliant.

[Charlie]

You play your cards right, you might be able to even shoot your own javelina.

[Turley]

It is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bruce Wayne from Batman. Good morning.

[Guest/Echo]

What?

[Caller]

Good morning. Y' all got me cracking up over here. But yalls wait time is longer than Delta Airlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Charlie]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

11 Nissan Titan with 93. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Where you be staying, dog?

[Caller]

Be staying, man. Like those three piece wheels on that Aston Martin you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very urban, Slain. Very urban slang.

[Caller]

Me up.

[Turley]

Yeah, I did.

[Guest/Echo]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude.

[Caller]

I love Yalls analogies. I live in Keller, Texas, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Keller, Texas. Is it a sleep?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's top of the line slsd. Whichever one it is, I remember the badge on the back of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

SL is worth more money than sv. But does it have. It has factory leather or aftermarket?

[Caller]

It's factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right, then it should be an sl. I'm bid it as an sl. Let's just go with that. If it's an sv, we're going to back it up a little bit. It's a two wheel drive. 11 Titan with 90 SL. Thinking. By the way.

[Caller]

By the way, security lives matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which. Which lives.

[Charlie]

Security lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you like that, huh?

[Caller]

You got me cracking. You're not talking about De Cordova, are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not.

[Charlie]

It sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I know what he's talking about too.

[Caller]

But I used to do that all the time. Drive through the wrong entrance, wait so long to get in my neighborhood. I hated that. I'll never live in a private community again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I do at Day Cordova, which I've been there before, is I wait till the gate goes up. Actually, it's Pecan plantation next door. And then I just piggyback the guy coming through.

[Caller]

They hate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do. But what's really good is when they come out on foot to chase you down in your automobile. I've never experienced this before in my life. And then he ran into the neighborhoods. Dude, I swear I was A half a mile minimum away. A half a mile. And I was driving for, you know, 10 minutes looking at homes. And then I come down this little street and there he is, standing there in the middle of the street. If he'd have had a gun, he'd have drawn it on me.

[Caller]

Maybe he should be in the Olympics.

[John Clay Wolf]

When. When I. When I went by him, it hit my. I almost hit him. It scared the hell out of both. Maybe it didn't scare him. Maybe he's a retired Navy seal.

[Turley]

Yeah, I was gonna say the guy's probably ex military just to be able to stand there when you're driving at him.

[Charlie]

Yeah, and he gives himself that pep talk every morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to run off the road.

[Turley]

You're good enough.

[Caller]

Some people take their job a little too serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see what you did? You see what you did? You see what you did? That's what he was yelling. I'm like, you're not a cop. You're not my boss. I've already called the cops. For what? For what?

[Turley]

Well, trespassing.

[Caller]

I think I'd have power break it right there in the middle of the neighborhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would have been great if I to hit it hard, let him get real close and slam my brakes and have him hit the back of my car. Turley, would that have gotten me in trouble? Yes.

[Bobo]

Anything hitting him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I always check Turley for the. For the legality. He's our in house counsel. Mid teens is the money on this. And I don't want to overbid it or under bid it not knowing it. Can you go to give me the vin.com and send me some pictures?

[Caller]

Man, I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. 800-800-Radio. Or just go to give me the VIN. Ben, a 05 Grand Prix with 162,000 miles is worth. I don't know if it's worth a hundred or two hundred dollars, but what will you take? Excuse me, bitch. Ben, what we take for it?

[Caller]

Well, I was just looking for like a bar park type of estimate thing because this is the GXP model, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'S got 162 on a Grand Prix. I've got a GXP in 08 with 40 or 50,000 miles if you'd like to trade. I could. I could give you too much for yours and you can give me too much for mine. I'd be great to do that. But yours is. Do you have any. You ever heard of a throwdown of a. Like a weapon in your home, A throw down?

[Turley]

When something happens, you give the Guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car is a throw down. This car is like. Like if I'd have hit that security guard, then I could have swapped it out with this car and left it. Ran off.

[Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800.

[Bobo]

You really thought this out, didn't you?

[Turley]

Leave it at the creep. The scene of the crime. God.

[Charlie]

You never know about those guys though, because they, they have this pep talk. And no matter what he was saying, he was saying, look what you did. Look what you did. But all he hears inside his head is, huh. Hup, hup. Huh, huh. Huh, huh, huh. You know, that's just what the SWAT team guys say.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if he just shot me?

[Charlie]

He could very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would I have been in the wrong if he shot me?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, finally I found something.

[Charlie]

I wouldn't be in this room either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, what if I just took it in the shoulder, you know, went to the er he's not pulled out. We'll be back in a moment of por favor. My name is John Clay Wolf of my cars on the radio.

[Charlie]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf Show powered by GiveMeTheBin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Giveme the vin.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com We Beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so we easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rocket Turley, just rock it out. You're rocking my ass off, Turley. Cumbersome. I am feeling cumbersome.

[Guest/Echo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Saturday morning. Good. Good morning everyone. JD do you have any Labor Day plans?

[Turley]

I do not. Yeah, probably do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have any Phillies and the Metroplex that are going into labor with your child this Labor Day?

[Turley]

Ah, no, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thought you were a breeder.

[Turley]

No. Probably Texas. Road tripping somewhere. Plug, plug, plug.

[Bobo]

Where can you get that watch?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to that ad hey, you can.

[Turley]

Hear it on the CBS Radio Network.

[Charlie]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, 2014 King Ranch F1, 150. Darren was 17. What?

[Charlie]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I gotta look this one up. I'm thinking 35 grand off the top of my head, but I need to look it up. What's it take to buy it? Do you know?

[Caller]

I don't know anything on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 35 sound right?

[Caller]

It sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's right. Well, let's look it up. Hell, gosh, I mean, if I had any guts, I just roll with it. Right? Does it? Is it a eight cylinder or six?

[Caller]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight. It's white. It's a kr.

[Guest/Echo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I need to hurry up. Sorry. I'm wasting everybody's time. 14 King Ranch, 5 liter with good miles, clear title. I'm a check writer. It's got to have a clean carfax at the figures. I'm quoting. Yeah. Let's just go with 35 grand. Okay, 35 grand. So do I own it?

[Caller]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on.

[Caller]

Let me think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh. Oh, man.

[Charlie]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll send you an Official offer letter. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He's not there. 800, 800.

[Bobo]

We're trying to get him. He's not picking up yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. 08 diesel, four wheel drive with big miles. It's a 08. Jake, is this thing average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it $10,000?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 12?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a. I've got an 04 with 120 that I can take 13. For what? What's it take to buy it? This thing's almost got 200 on it. No, too much. 200,000 mile truck gonna do 20 grand. Sorry.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news. So, Bobo, you and Dr. Turley and the crew went to the Guns n Roses concert the other night.

[Charlie]

Had a wonderful time. By the way, thank you very much for the tickets. Awesome show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Turley says that you got in fight with a girl.

[Charlie]

This is not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lied.

[Charlie]

That is not how that happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Charlie]

You know, a lot of people just. And I think you can. You can probably dial up your expectation of a little bit of a hillbilly quotient at a Guns N Roses concert in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Charlie]

Possibly. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

A couple.

[Charlie]

And Turley, I really enjoyed hanging with your friend too, man.

[Bobo]

Guido. Guido?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's cool. He's Joey Bag of donuts. Yeah, he's very.

[Charlie]

Bag of donuts over here. We're sitting in our chairs and we felt like a bump. Bump, you know, on the back of our hands. We turn around and there's a couple in Cowboys stadium. Typical north Texas couple. Denim all over the place. Acid wash. Not bad looking people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Small.

[Charlie]

Small stature.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Their idea of a selfie was to turn around facing. You know, they're behind us. Turn around facing away from us and to bend way over so that you could see the stage behind them. Oh, well, they're bumping Eric and I. You know, Eric we call Guido. They're bumping us all over the place, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

With their butts.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Charlie]

So I turned around and said, hey, like, hey, you guys are killing us with your asses there, you know, not mean or anything, because you never know, man. I know how to. How to convey myself these public situations.

[Turley]

Right.

[Charlie]

So that's fine. Well, there's. There was a lot of hollering and dancing and, you know, these people didn't seem to mind bumping us around for entire show. Oh, two thirds of the show, I felt something bump against my head and I. I just looked up, you know?

[Turley]

But you're kind of making a point. Like, it was there, but it's bumping me. Yeah.

[Charlie]

So five minutes later, the music's going. It's pretty loud in there. She leans forward. She has to, or I would never have heard her.

[Turley]

Okay. Yeah, it's because it's loud.

[Charlie]

It's kind of half whispers, half yells in my ear. If you're gonna get mad. You shouldn't even go to concerts.

[Guest/Echo]

Wow.

[Charlie]

Like, here we go. What is this, your third concert? This is probably my hundredth concert lifetime. I know how to go to concerts. I know how to be in my seat or even the seat next to me. Right. But. But I'm not supposed to be like, I'm not gonna bump them around, you know, I'm not gonna come up there, bump you around.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Right, right.

[Charlie]

Get control of yourself. And they were gone. They were gone three songs before the concert was over. Okay, so this is the casual fan that you have to deal with.

[Guest/Echo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did old man get involved?

[Charlie]

Not a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that. I thought the man got involved.

[Caller]

No.

[Charlie]

And here's how I covered myself, because I always looked at him before I said anything.

[Turley]

Well, yeah, you want to just size.

[Charlie]

It up, because this is that couple, man. She probably gets him into some kind of fracas everywhere they go.

[Bobo]

Hate that.

[Turley]

I used to date one like that.

[Charlie]

And, you know, he's tired of it. But then if he doesn't take her somewhere, he has. Then he has to stay home with her.

[Turley]

Yep.

[Charlie]

Right. Constant deal. So he takes her out there, lets her loose on whoever's, you know, nearby.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worse than having a pet ferret.

[Charlie]

And then he gets her out of there early before there's time for anybody to land on him. You know, I didn't really get in a fight, but I won that deal because they left before I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, in another note, we get fan mail and we get letters. And my assistant was going through the fan mail this week, and y' all got this one, and it's in a. They called me. They said, you have to see this. It's in a Ziploc bag.

[Turley]

Okay, I see a white.

[Bobo]

Yeah, read everything on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to read it on there, because I think that from what I heard about this, they're just wanting us to prom. I. I don't want to promote their business.

[Bobo]

I'm pretty sure. Well, just what's in the envelope?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look. Okay, well, so it says XYZ Club in Division street in Arlington.

[Turley]

Yeah. Why is it in the back, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf. And he's got my address.

[Turley]

Okay, you're opening the bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm opening the bag.

[Turley]

So obviously you're not afraid of whatever it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've already heard what it is. I haven't seen. Oh, wow. That's odd. Come here. Look at this. Okay, so here's a yellow piece of paper with no writing on it, but then also a dead. There's a dead roach.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what does that mean?

[Bobo]

The one you can smoke or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. A dead insect.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Okay, one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So is that like. Like the Mafia sending you a dead fish? This is a gay bar in Arlington.

[Bobo]

Yeah, that's what we looked up, the address. And that's what it turns out to be is a gay bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the message?

[Bobo]

I don't know. That's what's confusing to me. Well, they're gonna squash you like a bug, John. That's what I'm getting from. That's what I'm getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, y' all can call in. If you're listening to the show and you're waiting on your plug, call in and tell us what the message is. I mean, I know it. Like, if you just sent me a dead fish or a horse head. Yeah, I know what that is.

[Turley]

We get that. We. In the movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

This. I'm confused. A dead roach.

[Bobo]

What have you said to. To make them angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Of LGBT community. It could be a. Just an euphemism that they use.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Like you wreck me, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Maybe if someone understands that community.

[Charlie]

When I hear your voice, it crushes me like a roach.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does a dead roach in an. In an envelope mailed to someone mean?

[Charlie]

That's like a great. Take a box.

[Bobo]

I'm a bit confused in that community. Maybe have some type of urban language.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Roy, I'm reading it.

[Turley]

It doesn't.

[Caller]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. We got Uncle Roy here on line five. But Roy, we're out of time. Can you call me back? I. I want your take on this golf course fishing. We have five minutes.

[Bobo]

No, we call back in five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call me back in five minutes. We're doing some. We're talking about golf course fishing and people, you know, fishing. And I know that you have a lot of fishing experience and I want your opinion. Can you call me back in five?

[Guest/Echo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air for. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com you can also call into the show right now. Give us year, make, model, miles and I'll give you a quote on your ride. I'm a buyer. Be right back.

[Charlie]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy hundred thousand dollar cars. $20,000 truck. Give me the vin.com. you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. Check givemetheven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick announcement. We are growing. We're fixing to go through another growth spurt at. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com yeah, and we're hiring. We're taking resumes right now for buyers, car buyers, people to work for givemetheven.com, go to givemetheven.com click email. JCW. Send me your Resume, that's what I need, your resume. Not, hey, John, love the show. What, I want to work there.

[Turley]

What's that gig about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate that. Yeah, but I need your resume because you sort through all these resumes.

[Turley]

Don't want buyers, the people that know the car business or not, you know, both.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, a little bit of both. Someone that's good, you know, a good communicator. Yeah, yeah, we can teach them about the car. Someone who can put a deal together. You don't have to be an absolute car expert, but you damn sure have to know the difference between a four wheel drive and a diesel and a gas. We need to, we have a system that will do a lot of the work for you. We need you to communicate with people.

[Guest/Echo]

Right.

[Turley]

You're a communicator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're a communicator and you're buying. Hey, we offered you 18,000. And then, you know, well, we need a little more. Well, what's it take? And you know, give me some more pictures. And they show it. The managing, the senior buyers are who make all those, yes, no bump, pullback decisions. So you don't have to know the market like you're like the back of your hand.

[Turley]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the manager's job.

[Bobo]

Pleasant sounding on the phone would be a bonus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, you know, good follow.

[Turley]

Remember, you're buying here, people are coming to you. You're giving.

[John Clay Wolf]

We pay a hundred bucks a car for the buyer and they make between four and $7,000 a month, depending on how good you are. And if you're, you know, below four, then we're probably not gonna be able to keep you because your percentages will be too low and it cost us too much money to have you versus a guy that can, you know, buy X percent and make more money because if he's doing more deals, we're doing better.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 givemetheven.com we are hiring buyers. Okay. We've been talking about golf course fishing. This morning on the John Cliff Wolf page, Facebook post your golf course fishing catches. And next week we'll figure out what the contest is going to be. I don't even know yet, but I wanted to bounce this off my uncle Roy because he's, he's a fisherman by trade. Oh, Roy, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, he does everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, I remember with you when I was a little kid, we would like during high water times, big rain times, we would pull over on the side of the road in the hood and fish like drainager. Right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that legal?

[Guest/Echo]

Not really.

[Caller]

But, you know, no, you don't get caught.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been golf course fishing?

[Caller]

No. No. I was a little afraid of golf course fishing because that's, you know, that fine is pretty heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think you'd stand out on the.

[Turley]

Golf course Fine is heavy. The fine.

[Caller]

The fine, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a member of any country clubs here in the Dallas Fort Worth area? Area?

[Caller]

No, no, no. I got a partner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

We went in there a couple times, you know, but he gave us scoops when going not to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, okay. Did you.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I've heard that the fish in these water traps are wonderful. Did you have any luck?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, pretty luck. I mean, you know, you go down that pretending you're throwing for bait fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And once everybody ever who looking see you throw a couple big fish back, then they going about their business and that's what you. You get your groceries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Get your groceries. Get your groceries. So, like those areas that we used to fish off of Cravens and, and over there, when the cops come up, would they leave you alone or. Because it wouldn't. It wasn't just us. It was like 20 guys doing the same thing.

[Caller]

No, it, it, it didn't matter there, you know, it just drained off running into the lake. It didn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What are some secrets of, of, of hood fishing?

[Caller]

One of the secrets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are some tips for ghetto fishing?

[Caller]

You can use. We use you the telephone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller]

As ghetto fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an army phone that, that throws electricity, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, they step, they stay on top maybe 2 minutes, 3 minutes. But you got to be in a boat to go out and get them, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Guest/Echo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's called. Yeah, I've heard of that. Telephoning.

[Charlie]

Yeah. You crank that radio dial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that, that, that, that's serious. That's really pushing. I wasn't expecting you to say that, Uncle Roy, but it is what it is. Do you have any other tips that are more sporting?

[Caller]

It is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any more tips that are more sporting?

[Caller]

No, I mean, you know, just, just a normal day on the lake, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Either the fish are biting or they not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy taught me that, that to fish with like four lines, you know, throw out four lines, hook and, and have multiple baits on each line.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I asked him when I was a young boy why they did that. He said, these white boys are fishing for fun. We're fishing for eating. And there's A difference?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there is a difference.

[Caller]

Yeah. That's a big difference in that, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're not out there just to show you're not putting. Do you put pictures of your fish on Facebook?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no. The white boy catch a three pounder, he gonna throw him back. We ain't throwing nothing back. If it's legal, it's going to the house and, you know, it all depends on how the groceries is at the house. It might not be legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Telephone. Do you still have one of those telephones?

[Caller]

No, no, I never had one. I never did it. I saw them did it. You know, I'm. I'm afraid. I'm afraid of the law, man. I try to, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what do you. Roy's been with us for years and he's watched all this. What do you think about all these cars? Is. This is getting out of hand. I mean, I see this thing getting. Growing and swelling and swelling and growing. Where we're going to stop with all.

[Caller]

This, I don't know. I hope you stop soon, cuz you putting a lot of heat on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like. It's like it just. Every week it just keeps multiplying, but.

[Caller]

But longer. We making money. It's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That's all matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. When you get to people's homes to pick up the cars, are they friendly?

[Caller]

Oh, they. They've been nice to me. I think they heard it, you know, I've been listening to radio. They'd be nice to me, offer me water, coffee, you know, they heard the word.

[John Clay Wolf]

They heard the word.

[Guest/Echo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They like the process.

[Caller]

They would get around.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Good.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm Mr. Norris now. The word get around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in, Roy.

[Caller]

I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to you soon. 800. 800 radio. We're just going to give me the VIN. Yeah, I've heard all about that. I've never done. Wow.

[Turley]

Yikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like a rotary dial either.

[Turley]

I don't even know.

[Charlie]

I don't want to know.

[Turley]

Yeah, you laughed about hand grenades. It's up there with the hand grenade fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was not what I was expecting. No at all. It's all good, though.

[Turley]

It's all good. And he said he doesn't go on golf courses because of the fine. We didn't think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pennsylvania listeners. Listen, I know you're wondering how the hell we're doing this from Texas and we have. We have a. A company up there that we work close with and they will pick up your car and they will hand you the check. And I've been doing business with these guys for years and we can handle. We're fixing to start, I really think we're fixing to start in Washington D.C.

[Turley]

And we need you to quit saying fixing them because they're not going to know what we're talking about.

[Bobo]

What are you fixing?

[John Clay Wolf]

You fixing, right? Yeah. DC101 or big something? Big 101 and then Philly in Pittsburgh. And the last shoe to drop will be New York City.

[Turley]

And you got people to pick these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars up like we have. We have drivers all over the northeast corridor. I mean picking up trade ins from dealerships, 500 a week. So we can more than get this handled. Manhattan. I mean like when a guy takes delivery of a new Mercedes and Manhattan Mercedes and we bid it in at 100,000, his 8,000 mile G wagon. Okay, first question is why would they sell you an 8,000 mile G wagon? Well, they don't want to. They don't have any room in Manhattan machines. So they have a 2 o' clock delivery appointment of this customer from Greenwich Connecticut that's picking up his new S class. And we bid the car at 100. The trade in. We have a guy sitting there at 2 o' clock to take delivery of the trade and literally help the guy get his stuff out of it and put it in the new one. Because we've got to get that car to the wrecked in because there's no room to park them.

[Turley]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zero. The dealerships in New York City go up, they stack.

[Turley]

Yeah, they all stacked up like Hot Wheels garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

So those used cars have to get out of it. Yeah, we can get the cars picked up. We're on the money. It's all the same. Give me the vin.com in all the listing areas. Miami. Did we sell it M3 in Miami this week? I believe we did. I know we did. We bought a. We bought cars in Seattle, we bought cars in Pensacola. We bought cars in West Virginia. People are coming to the website all over the country. Just a word of mouth. Not because we're advertised in those areas and we're getting those deals handled.

[Turley]

People will tell each other coast to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coast homes, man, coast is big.

[Bobo]

And it's real because we used to.

[Turley]

Be just little Texas boys.

[Bobo]

Oh yeah. No, it's real. I talked to somebody from Pennsylvania this week, bought a jeep from him and he's like man, this is not real. This is not real. It's like no, you watch. I guarantee what I'm telling you is gonna go down Just like as it. I'm saying, he's like, all right, all right. If it does, I'm gonna tell all my friends about it. It's like, it's gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't worry. Start telling. Yeah, they will now. He sent us pictures and he had rust on this Jeep.

[Bobo]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it's okay because he had the rock climb fenders on it, the steel ones, like bumpers, and those aren't finished properly. They're not factory painted. Okay. So they got rust. We're gonna have to sand them down and reshoot them. But that's okay. Yeah. But we do have to watch out for rust. It's. It's mine.

[Turley]

From near the coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man. Galveston, Texas. Absolutely. Worst cars in the world. 800, 800 radio are just going to give me the vin.com football. Just quick. Football. So we're preseason this weekend. Yep.

[Turley]

Started.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got my Cowboys tickets in and I'm. I was looking at the home games. I think I'm gonna sell them all. They just suck.

[Bobo]

It's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a good home. Schedule is terrible.

[Turley]

Is it really? Yeah.

[Bobo]

For Cowboy fans out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, just a lot of.

[Turley]

Just who we're playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, that's what we deserve. Because we're terrible.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do we deserve the big names? We don't. Because we suck.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry Jones admitted that he fired Jimmy Johnson over his ego because Jimmy was outshadowed. It was. It was in the press yesterday about, you know, 20 years ago. He wrecked out our team because he couldn't handle having a coach that was that great. And look at what it's done. If you're from the Northeast or Houston, you want to call and make fun of Cowboys and Cowboys Fans, go ahead. 800-800-RADIO.

[Bobo]

Well, or maybe make fun of Johnny Menzel. Did you hear the new story?

[Turley]

No, it's.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you got it there.

[Charlie]

Just came out yesterday. Johnny Manzel, reportedly at rock bottom, has given up on NFL hopes for 2016. It's legitimate sports stories from CBS sports dot com.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Charlie]

They're pretty legitimate. Yeah. They're saying that he wants to take a whole year off, do a lot of drugs, sober up, and be ready to come back to the NFL next year.

[Bobo]

Not happening.

[Charlie]

About a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

But his endorsement with the gas pipe, I mean, we've played this before. We found this commercial that he did.

[Turley]

This endorsement partying a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're waiting to get the paperwork signed, but we have the pre release. It hasn't Been out. Do you want to play it, Charlie?

[Bobo]

Yeah, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Manziel for a head shop.

[Turley]

Cool.

[Charlie]

The Gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. Hey, man, this is Johnny Football. Guess what's new at the Gas pipe? It's my old jersey from the Cleveland Browns, man. With a new Trip out design. Now you can show your number two like a pro, yo. With a Johnny Football Stone mine. Cool cover. Check it out. Cause you can wear it if you got a formal indoor shirt on, stuff to do in the business world. Or it can be a durag or a blanket for a romantic picnic for your old lady, man. Or even a swaddling clothes blanket for little baby Jesus Mag Denzel at Christmas time. And the Stonemon cool cover is made of like pure hemp. So when you're out of stash, just smoke it down, man. So look cool and be cool, just like me. Johnny Football, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has hit rock bottom bomb.

[Charlie]

I hate it, though. I mean, but, you know, we keep saying that, but we have a. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean, is Johnny Manziel not in the Olympic Village? Is he not hanging around the other athletes? I'm surprised we haven't had a sighting. Yeah, what's the deal? I heard and I'd like to hit this before we get out here because we're fixing to lose some affiliates. We're going to lose the buzz in Houston. We're going to lose 97.1 in Dallas in Eagle listeners. Labor Day weekend. We're moving over. Not Eagle in Houston, 97. One in Dallas. We're going to 92.5 KCPS. Labor Day weekend. We're sweet. So if you don't see us here, that's where we'll be in Oklahoma, the brew. We're gonna lose y' all in a few minutes. And then we have an hour number four coming up. For the rest of you, you can stream [e-mail] or the iHeartMedia player and or the ESPN radio player and also grab the [e-mail] commercial free. It's up about 3 o' clock every day. Sex in the Olympic Village.

[Bobo]

Yes. Did you hear about this, John? So there's somebody that literally, his job at the Olympics is to hand out condoms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobo]

So and this started really in 88 at the Seoul Olympics. They handed out 8,500 of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of sex.

[Bobo]

And then it went to 90,000 in Barcelona and then a hundred thousand. Yeah. Beijing was a hundred thousand in London was 150. Guess how much now in Brazil, they hand it out.

[Turley]

I can't imagine. Because the Brazilian women are hot.

[Bobo]

450,000 condoms.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of sex, man. That doesn't mean they're getting used. Are they just over supplying or people like knocking on the door, hey, you got condoms?

[Bobo]

They have to, they. There's a guy that hands them out that they have to go to to get it. So there, there's 450,000 already in the first week handed out.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of sex going on in Brazil, boys and girls. Sounds like a good time for a weekend trip for you single guys.

[Turley]

Hot Brazilian women. If you're wondering, seen the beaches there.

[Bobo]

I just like the beach volleyball. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio or givemetheven.com is where you get your car bid. And we want to buy it. We're not just talking about bidding them. We want to buy cars. If we don't beat carmax, I owe you a hundred dollars. Take a picture of your carmax offer. And if I don't beat it, I'll overnight you. Check for 100. It's that easy. Everybody that we're losing, I hate to lose you. Everybody that's staying, we've got a great hour. Number four, remember, remember, the podcast is on the give me the VIN website and you can also stream us in Houston, guys. If you look at a 97.5, you might catch our number four in some parts of Houston. We'll be back. For some of you, not for the rest, we will see you next Saturday, guys. And the rest of you guys, hang on. We'll be right back.

[Charlie]

Don't go away. There's more of the John play Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you in the pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Guest/Echo]

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause I'm dead.

[Guest/Echo]

And.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carrie, line 2, 2012 Mustang GT.

[Caller]

What are you calling from Lake worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Caller]

Lake worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I know where that is. What's the gal? What? What is the true alligator situation on lake worth? Is it as published in the papers?

[Caller]

I guess so. I've never seen one, so no clue, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're claiming that lake worth has has a family alligators in it.

[Caller]

If they have, there's never been anybody come up missing from one.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2012 stang was 60. Is it a hard top or convertible?

[Caller]

Portable hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a con? It is a premium or the regular.

[Caller]

Premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

So leather, the good wheels. Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic. Everything fully loaded, man. You can't get anything else on it that it doesn't have, like ad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me some things it has. It's got the nav.

[Caller]

Got the nav. It's got the sink. What else, man? It's got the premium sound package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

The shaker sound system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. It's fifth. 14:5, You there?

[Caller]

Come up to 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some pictures. I'm not saying I won't.

[Caller]

Okay, man. Where do I send them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemethevin.com. give me the vin number and a couple pictures. Take a side shot and open the door and take an interior shot. Say, John, hit me at 14:5 on the radio. 15 and it takes 16. I'll sell it and we will try to buy. And we're close to you, by the way. We're only 15 minutes from.

[Caller]

David offered me 19 for it on trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm, yeah, that's different. All right, load it up. Lock and load. I'm just telling you guys these trade in numbers explain that to me. And age.

[Turley]

Do people not know the difference?

[Bobo]

No.

[Turley]

What, that they don't know that every game? Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

Every day in the buyer's office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So these new cars, especially expensive cars, have rebates, dealer profit, stair step money. All types of money for the dealer to play with. So let's say he's got a secret $2,000 that isn't even advertised and he hits your car at 10 grand. He can easily go to 12 because he's still at 10. He's just taking the 2,000 he gets from the factory and puts it on the car.

[Turley]

Put it over on the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's moving the money around. Now, if you pull the car out, then they would discount out the new in 2000. But if you don't know about it. You don't know about it.

[Charlie]

You don't know that.

[Turley]

So it looks like they're getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we're buying them straight, we're buying them clean and naked. And there's no, there's nowhere to hide.

[Turley]

This is what the car is worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, true.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actual cash value. Olympic update. Wallace Edwards. That was funny. That was very, very, very funny. What's this? Trump prank.

[Bobo]

Oh, Bobo. Yeah.

[Turley]

What happened?

[Charlie]

It's a very small thing and you're going to be so disappointed. Disappointed in me, John. But it's so short. You'll like that. It doesn't take a lot of time. I do my own live show afternoons. You know where, where I'm from, in the city where I live.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

And I record every phone call that comes in. Every stinking call that comes in. You know, Turley and I used to did this for years down here at your studio because you never know who's going to call.

[Turley]

Right.

[Charlie]

I get a call from the Trump campaign, really wanting donations.

[Turley]

Just random.

[Charlie]

So don't let it throw you off. When I say, hi, you know, station name, right. The first thing they say is, is, you know, it's Donald Trump saying I want your money.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's.

[Turley]

I didn't know they did that. Cold calling.

[Charlie]

It sounds like something I edited together, like cheesily, like.

[Turley]

Right.

[Charlie]

It's not, but it's real. That's the first thing you hear when you pick up and say hi. Okay, so that's what it was. Hi, kmtx.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am with you. I will fight for you and I.

[Caller]

Will win for you your fight to help defeat Hillary Clinton. And so there's Donald Trump starts right now. Why Mr. Trump is no longer self funding and we now need you and millions opposed to Hillary Clinton to invest generously to help elect Donald Trump for president. Do your part to make an emergency investment to the campaign by pressing 1. Now for contributing $25 or more, we'll give you a free Trump 2016.

[Charlie]

Pressed 1.

[Caller]

Hello, this is Frankie. Thank you so much for staying with us to elect Donald Trump. You know, we're up against the rigged system in a corrupt Democratic Party led by Hillary.

[John Clay Wolf]

You dang right I do.

[Caller]

Yeah. That's why we're actively recruiting new Trump voters in swing states backed by hard hitting TV and radio ads.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you darn right running out of time.

[Charlie]

Hey, where can I take you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna.

[Charlie]

I'm gonna donate my boat.

[Caller]

Oh, well, you know, I'm sorry, I don't know how to have that accomplished. We're taking monetary donations.

[Charlie]

Well, I just bring it down there and pull it on the trailer and get old Donald come out, give her.

[Caller]

A kick, see if he likes.

[Charlie]

I'll bet you get $40 for it.

[Caller]

Oh, well, you know. Can you do $40 cash?

[Charlie]

No, I can't do that. I ain't caught enough fish yet.

[Caller]

Oh, lordy. Well, you know, the summer is still going on. You might be able to catch a little bit more.

[Charlie]

Well, unless I can sell a little bit of grass, I don't expect to have it this week, people.

[Caller]

You don't want to do that.

[Bobo]

Hung up, auto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you should do that. Write that down for next week. That's funny.

[Turley]

Oh, that is hilarious.

[Bobo]

Yeah, that's.

[Turley]

Those robo calls, they were co. Yeah, but you. But you get to a human. That's the funny part. Most of the robo calls stop at robo.

[Charlie]

Well, see, the only way to get them to stop calling you is to press 1 or 9 or 2 or whatever it is. Get a live person on the line and say, do not call me.

[Bobo]

Right, or have fun with them.

[Turley]

Or have fun with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's hilarious, dude. The do not call thing has gotten out of hand again. What, did the rules change? Did the laws change? Because I'm getting three days.

[Bobo]

I get one the same time every day, and his name's not Bill, so I don't have to worry about that. Somebody chasing after me every day. I'm like, what the hell's the deal?

[Turley]

Do you ever call them back and say, don't put me on the list?

[John Clay Wolf]

When you hit replay, they'll say, if you want to remove us from the list, hit two.

[Turley]

Hit one or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay, we'll do that. For years I've been on do not call list and no problem. And now I'm getting.

[Turley]

I'm getting them too. And I used to never get them. So I don't know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something happened. Now, what about the mayor? Speaking of laws changing, what's the weed deal?

[Turley]

Ah, let's see here. The. It's just the U. S. Drug enforcement administration. You can almost stop with the punchline there. The DEA has now classified class is. Is classified federally as a scheduled one drug, which puts in the same category as a heroin or whatever. So they're saying. And they're going to continue it on that. And they're still going to make it illegal on a federal level. The DEA is. So they didn't rescue. They were looking to reschedule it as a.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are they going to do in Colorado?

[Turley]

Well, they can because it's a state law. They can. They still sell in Colorado, but they still override it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if they want to enforce it. What's Donald Trump's position going to be on weed? Because he can fire it back up. He can get the feds to go in there and knock out all the fed laws. Trump state law. Correct. Yeah.

[Turley]

But every. Everybody has left that off to the states. They've left that decision to this point. Right to this point.

[Bobo]

And it's going to stay that way.

[Turley]

Do you think so? I think so too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

But it's just the dea. It's so crooked. It's so crooked. The pill companies are keeping this and I don't smoke dubs. I don't care. But the pill company are keeping this from passing because it helps people with pain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And if you do, guess what? We don't sell any more. Percocet. We don't sell any more. All the other crude.

[Bobo]

I wonder about alcohol too, if the alcohol industry is involved in it too.

[Turley]

You know, they do. There's money to be lost. If I'm smoking dope, I'm probably not going to drink as much. Jack Daniel.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

Yeah, exactly.

[Charlie]

I'll tell you, you're not probably approaching it right, though, JD because like, you know what I mean? A little grass, a little whiskey. Oh, when I vacationed in Washington state, this is my approach.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

You know what I mean, right? This little bluegrass, a little green grass. I got you talking about a good time cupcake. Okay.

[Turley]

You stay away from the edibles though, Right? All right, all right. People are saying the edibles are awful. In fact, there was a marijuana laced gummy ring. Candies sicken. 19 people at a party in Los Angeles. Excuse me. In San Francisco, 19 people hospitalized after they suffered rapid heart rate, dilation of their pupils, high blood pressure, dizziness and nausea.

[Bobo]

Somebody slipped in some gummies.

[Turley]

Gummy bears. But there was, there was. Unfortunately, there's some kids at this party also. Eat some of the candy.

[Guest/Echo]

That's not good.

[Turley]

That's not cool at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, one of our big affiliates is ESPN Houston, and we're on with them right now.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be a good time to touch the Big 12. Are you up to the speed? Because my understanding is BYU is big 12, is fixing to go to 12 or more. Is that right? Cincinnati is on deck to be. To join in the Big 12. BYU is on deck. They're recruiting.

[Bobo]

Yeah. Big 12 Houston. Yeah. They're trying to get it to 12 teams so they can have A true. They're going to have a playoff, but they want to be. It's almost like a championship game that's at the end of the season where instead of 10 games, they have that 12th game or 11th game in there.

[Turley]

Right.

[Bobo]

Like a playoff, basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you familiar with the problem with Brigham Young?

[Bobo]

Well, yeah, because Mormons can't play games on Sundays.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in their honor code at Brigham Young University, it is okay to be gay, but is not okay to have gay sex. So if you are a student of Brigham Young University and you have gay sex, you are up for expulsion.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Expulsion.

[Turley]

But you. Out of the. Out of the school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And that's gonna be a fireball. This glbty. Whatever the hell is called. Yeah, that's gonna be a fireball of an issue for them.

[Bobo]

That's not the major issue. It's the Sunday games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. No, this other thing is an issue issue because it's not an issue yet. But when you get into the masses, it will become an issue for the Big 12 mark. I mean, actually, for once in my life, I know something.

[Charlie]

Oh, it very well. I know something. It very well will be. Yeah, you bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

CBS Sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're not in a big, big conference.

[Bobo]

Yeah, but they're on national television and everything anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. But. But you. You get them into a conference, that means the conference condones that. Schools rules. Rules, Greg.

[Bobo]

But isn't college football already condoning them already?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobo]

So why isn't it a big deal then?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobo]

Yeah, that's why I don't think it's an issue. I think it's more of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to have gay sex? Is that what's wrong? Is that why you're so. I don't think it's an issue.

[Bobo]

I think people are trying to make it an issue because they have an agenda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's no doubt. They absolutely have an agenda. And if you've noticed, we have lightened way off with the alternative lifestyle cracks. Yeah. Because it became an issue. You in my.

[Turley]

Did it really? Oh, they brought it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we're just having fun.

[Turley]

Brought it up ourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brought it up.

[Turley]

Oh, really? Oh, big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, New York City attorneys on the phone.

[Charlie]

Are you talking about this show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

We never did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I've just been steering clear from the cracks. I mean, it's like, you know that. That cut into like 25 of my material. I mean, it's like this, like Dave Chappelle not be able to make for the blacks.

[Turley]

Yeah. Really?

[Charlie]

I'm sorry.

[Turley]

Yeah, but he is black, and we're not gay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Turley.

[Bobo]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's Democrat.

[Turley]

No, that's the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, maybe we need to find the same thing. If.

[Bobo]

So you're saying if we have a gay person on the show, it's going to be okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need a gay buyer. There you go.

[Turley]

Have him come in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got.

[Bobo]

Lord, you're open another. Yeah, let's probably move away from this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, Brad, we could. We could say he's gay.

[Turley]

I don't think that gets you all y' alls and free on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. But if we cover it all, I.

[Turley]

Mean, you know, he comes in and says it, then it's not offensive.

[Charlie]

Not there's anything wrong with that.

[Bobo]

No, there's not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he's had one gay experience, does that make him gay? Because you know the old term. Once. Now, what else is going on in the news?

[Bobo]

What do you got going down there?

[Turley]

Thank you so much for moving different directions. Ah, let me see here. I'm watching the Olympics. You may have noticed these small, little circular marks on people's backs and shoulders. And some of the USA athletes, including Michael Phelps.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's what? Teabagging?

[Turley]

No, it's not tea.

[Guest/Echo]

God, we got.

[Turley]

We got so close to getting away from this topic. It's called cupping. Actually, don't say it.

[Charlie]

Oh, I did that with Maurice.

[Turley]

No, they take a little cup and they pump.

[Charlie]

Cupping.

[Turley]

You had to.

[Charlie]

Cupping is awesome. Oh, my God.

[Turley]

You had to go there. Cupping makes me feel.

[Charlie]

Guys, this is Brad.

[Bobo]

Hey, Brad. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, guys.

[Bobo]

Are you buying any cars, Brad?

[Turley]

It's therapy to help people recover. Their muscles recover quicker. But people wondering why they're having these circles.

[Bobo]

Yeah, they actually. It's an ancient Chinese whatever.

[Turley]

Goes way back to Eastern culture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Hey, can I just say, is he a little uptight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Lord, what is.

[Charlie]

Maybe you need to listen to your lovers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Brad, this fan that sent us fan mail sent me a dead roach from a gay bar. What's that all about?

[Charlie]

Oh, my God.

[Turley]

What does that mean?

[Charlie]

Cockroaches and the LGBT community. They represent everything that is dirty and nasty and tentacled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tentacled.

[Turley]

Tentacled.

[Charlie]

We can't tag it or hate it.

[Bobo]

Why did they send it?

[Charlie]

You send it to somebody you hate. Oh, and then you kiss the envelope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

And then you lick the SAP and send it away. And they're gonna get cockroaches.

[Turley]

No, they're not gonna get cockroaches.

[Charlie]

Especially if they're on the radio set.

[Turley]

No, this is not true.

[Charlie]

They'll have cockroaches and they'll get inside your microphones and you won't even know it. And you'll be like, oh my God.

[Bobo]

Are you doing coke over there?

[Charlie]

Sometimes on Sunday.

[Turley]

Oh, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I think it's time for a car review. Oh, let's do that. Do you have the window sticker? Yes, I do. Thank God.

[Announcer]

It's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad, would you like to do it?

[Turley]

No, please.

[Charlie]

I'm gonna start. I'm qualified.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're qualified. Here, give it to Brad.

[Turley]

What car is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Turley]

Is it a Miata?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a. It's a Lexus rx.

[Charlie]

My friend has a monster Miata.

[Turley]

No, he does.

[Charlie]

Oh my God. It's badass. This is Alexis. Not a porch. And a standard 944. It's 2016. The color is a caviar.

[Turley]

You really want Brad doing this?

[Charlie]

It's a caviar, Alexis.

[Turley]

Caviar colored.

[John Clay Wolf]

What model is it?

[Turley]

What is it?

[Charlie]

It came all the way from Ontario, Canada.

[Turley]

What's it called?

[Charlie]

What's the LGBT friendly, by the way?

[Turley]

It's Lexus.

[Charlie]

What? It's a 940. 4408 RX 944.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a Porsche, Brad.

[Charlie]

400. 450 horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 450 cubic inch.

[Bobo]

Yeah, it's an RX 450. Brad, you're not very good.

[Charlie]

I took my friends Bill and Don and Ronnie and we went to the 1851 club and had a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

And they parked it with valet parking.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this week's ride of the re week is the Lexus RX 450 Hybrid.

[Turley]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. You drove this car more than I. How many miles a gallon for an SUV?

[Bobo]

It's a mid sized SUV. Got 28 miles.

[Turley]

Great.

[Bobo]

Oh yeah, it was great. That's really drove it all down. All the way down to McAllen back.

[Turley]

What does hybrid mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

In that case it's well, half battery, half gas.

[Bobo]

Exactly.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Turley]

It's half and half. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

$61,000 MSRP. It's hard to go wrong with with Alexis. I drove it around one day. I love them. I mean the technology on Lexus is top of the line. All the buttons, all the everything. Air conditioned seats. I mean, Brad would love it too. And. But what's the best is I took it to the Ranger game.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas Ranger game.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you get free parking with Lexus. Old Lexus, new Lexus in between. Lexus. If you can bum a Lexus off a homie.

[Turley]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

And take it the Ranger game. You're getting free parking, Belly.

[Turley]

I've never heard of this.

[Bobo]

Yes, and that's like a 45 parking job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you will talking to Toyota, if you can schedule our Lexus demos more so in during the season. Especially now that when the playoffs come. If you can give me some Lexus, I'd appreciate it. All right, I'll do that.

[Bobo]

I'll make sure to leave this on here when I send it to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I couldn't imagine the valet bill that Lexus pays every week at the Ranger game. I know.

[Turley]

So it's Lexus is paying for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not checking ownership. They're not. If you drive up in, you're in.

[Bobo]

It's probably some type of sponsorship deal too because they're plastered everywhere in the ballpark.

[John Clay Wolf]

They deserve it.

[Bobo]

Yeah. There's a little trade going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you pull up in a 92 ES 300. That's smoking. They're gonna park your car.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you got a Camry with a Lexus badge on it, you might be able to talk your way. I've never heard of this, but it.

[Turley]

Really is kind of smart. It's really brilliant advertising.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phone lines are wide open and flipping in the breeze. Arkansas Abilene, Witchita Falls, Houston, Beaumont, everybody. If you want me to bid your car this morning, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our call in number. We have plenty of show still packed and raring to go until noon today. And then we're going to go into the buyer's office until 4 o' clock today and send off. They're sending off offer letters right now as they're coming in and give me the vendor.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then I go in after the show and start looking at stuff. That's close, right? We hit it at 14. It takes 15. Okay, let's go 14. Five. No, let's hold. Al, we overbid that one. Yeah. Let's go 15.

[Turley]

Okay. So that's how you spend your Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I spend my Saturday after the show making yes and no buy and don't player, player, hold decisions. Basically it's a trading room in there is what it is. And then we take the big stack and we hand to the the logistics girls and Monday morning they're calling everybody, lining up the deliveries and the payments and getting payoffs. There's a lot of work going on in this. I mean a lot. But we enjoy it. And go to givemetheven.com Again, as always, as always, if I don't beat a carmax offer, and I know you guys in, in, in rural areas or non metro areas, y' all don't know what the hell carmax is and I don't blame you. But. But Houston, you definitely know what I'm talking about. If I don't beat a car. Max offer, owe you 100 bucks. We'll be right back.

[Charlie]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy you can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Guest/Echo]

Don'T take no style. Yeah woo. Put your right hand out give a firm handshake talk to me about that one big break your ear pollution both far and more what keep your contributions. Could be a winner boy and move quite a well. You got your number down st when I take a sit down. Put your left foot out or keep it all in place work your way right into my face you try to bend me you dig my backbone slide when you find you bless me keep on keep on give me the vision of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something.

[Guest/Echo]

You shut together boy something stop me say. Said it ain't no joke it's a conscious failure just stroke don't you take no chances keep your eye on top do your fancy dances you can't stop you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strong.

[Guest/Echo]

Couldn't stop moving when it first took hold. Town hall there was a group called the jokers they were laying it down I'm never gonna lose that pocket. Say mama might not you goddamn girl pushy co out spread the news. She started buzzing about this time of year I go now back said she'd meet me there.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. Or givemetheven.com we're going. God, we only got 30 minutes left.

[Turley]

Yep, time flies.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan and Bobbo tag up.

[Turley]

Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, yo, line five. Sam, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, man? I just.

[Caller]

I just want you to know this what I got. You guys are the best of the best on radio. Nobody like y', all, man. Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Where you listening? Where you listening from?

[Caller]

I'm. I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've been telling them that for years, and I'm glad that you came out and said it.

[Caller]

You know, you guys are the best. I mean, hands down.

[Turley]

No.

[Caller]

Any other radio station can do what you guys do. You guys make fun of everybody, make life easier. Not taking your everybody seriously. I mean, everybody get it on this radio station.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't do it from me. We don't do it from hate. We do it from funny. And that's what people don't understand. They're so scared. These programmers and these corporations are so scary. I've told them, Sam. I told them. Shoot, I'm almost cussed. Was it four years ago? I mean, we were really, really trying to lobby to get a weekday show. No cars, just go after the big names in the markets. And I was like, just let us try. We'll do it for free. I will prove to you what we can do. And they would not give us a chance.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. They're wrong, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're wrong.

[Caller]

Whoever. We need to talk to this radio station, this program gotta stay on. This is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which.

[Caller]

This is how radio supposed to be. This is it right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller]

I appreciate you guys, man. God bless y', all, man. Keep. Keep it coming. Every morning, man, I woke up in the morning just to rush on the radio and listen to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do me a favor and go to anybody else that feels that way. Go to givemethevend.com, click email jcw or put that on our Facebook John Clay Wolf show page. As stupid as this sounds, as stupid as this sounds, when I push those notes off to the programmers.

[Turley]

Makes difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes a difference. Like they should care. We got 300, 000 listeners in one email. They're like, really? God almighty. You know, I appreciate it, Sam. Yeah. Load my gun for me. I appreciate it. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Turley]

They also know for every one person that responds, every one person sends an email. There are thousands that think the same thing, but don't take, take the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

They know that I was driving my 3 year old to go into garage sales. Oh, next subject.

[Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna grab a couple. I'm gonna. Jeff, Jeff, I'm gonna lowball this car. You're not gonna like me. I can't sell this car. Hi, this O3 mountaineer, are you there?

[Bobo]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I'm like a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

How much did you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

About a thousand.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I know that's not impressive. I know that's not impressing you.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's not. I mean, it's, it's. I know it is. It's got high miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have trouble with these old cars with high miles because I sell in a dealer world, dealer to dealer, auction to auction, cash money. I don't sell to the public. So when you see somebody asking 3500 for that car on, on the Internet, I sold it to the guy that, that's asking that. But actually the guy I sold it to for, say I give you a thousand, I sell it to them for 1500, they put it on for 19,5 and they sell it that day. So that one that's priced too high on the Internet stays on there for six months. And then everybody's like, well, look at this one for 3,500. Well, it didn't sell to anybody. If you put this car on Craigslist for $1900, you'll have it sold by Sunday. If you put it on Craigslist for $3,000, you won't have it sold by Sunday, but you might have it sold, you know, in three weeks. I don't know. But the hard auction money is, is right at, right at a thousand to fifteen hundred bucks. Now a Toyota RAV4, the same rig, five years newer, with 133 is worth more because it's a Toyota. Dave, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a limited? Well, it's a rev, so do they make a limited? Yeah, I'm gonna look it up. I'm thinking two grand. No, I'm thinking 2500. What do you take for.

[Caller]

Was in the 20s, low 20, 22, 24, somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'll buy it. Can you go to my website and send me a couple of pictures and a VIN number?

[Caller]

Yeah, I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sell to these lots, these big chains that do tothenote in house financing and that's who my customer for that car will be. Okay, so if I buy a car from somebody for 10,000, I sell it for 10, 5.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then I make a mate made 500. I got to pay the buyer 100. I got to pay the transporter. Yeah, I'm gonna make about 150 bucks. 200 bucks. Yeah, maybe I'll make, maybe I'll squeeze 800 out of it and make 500. But a lot of times I lose money so I run numbers is all I do. I'm, I'm brokering commodities. Yeah. But yeah, I'll. I know where to go with that car and I can sell it for you and I'll buy it from you.

[Caller]

Okay, just one, give me what's the best we're looking at upgrading a nicer small suv, you know, Highlander or Acura. What's the best time to buy? Is there a best time?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, there really isn't. I mean spring is, spring is the worst time because that's when the market's highest. Right now is the best time. 100 degree weather, the market gets beat down a little bit. I would say. Yeah. Really right freaking now. If there was a time of the year where the markets depressed, it's right now. The auctions are off, everybody's hot, nobody wants to stay in the lanes. The new car market is good so they're getting a lot of trade ins so the dealers don't have to go out to buy non trade in inventory and it screws the market up. So yeah, I'd say right now. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234 so this week Donald Trump made a gag.

[Turley]

He made a gag.

[Bobo]

Gag or gaff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gaff. Gag.

[Turley]

And he says it's a gag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the clip? You might not. No. He said, you know all those second amendment guy, second amendment folks might take care of her. So wow, he makes it hard to be a supporter.

[Turley]

Well, he really does because that's such a stupid thing to say. But he wasn't trying to say go shooter, I want to support him. People are going to raise up the second amendment. People are going to raise up and they're going to vote for him. That's what he's trying to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what he was trying to say.

[Charlie]

That's absolutely right. But John, look, when Donald Trump in public he'd like his second amendment friends, right to quote, take care of Hillary Clinton. What he means is he'd actually like them to take care of her, bring her A cool smoothie.

[Turley]

Oh, I got you. Okay.

[Charlie]

And a nice warm shawl.

[Turley]

Is that what that means?

[Charlie]

Be nice to your neighbor. Oh, that's not the Second Amendment. That comes from the Book of God. Much like my talent. Old Testament, New Testament, El Rushville covers it all.

[Turley]

I don't think for you.

[Charlie]

On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[Turley]

EIB Radio Network. Okay.

[Charlie]

No shooting allowed in politics.

[Turley]

You do better Rush than Rush Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you pro Trump or I know you're anti Hillary?

[Charlie]

I am everyone's talk and.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look.

[Charlie]

My choice right now is I'm still a Mitt Romney man.

[Turley]

He's not.

[Charlie]

He's not running a little behind the times, but if he'd come back, he could save the gop. So until then, I'm going to take another downer. The pills I love as well as the Republican Party.

[Turley]

I got you. It's all working for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I know we. We've got a couple people posting their golf course fishing trophies on our Facebook page. John Clay. But something else. I. I made a note to myself because my wife was sleeping and I took a picture of her. Just, you know. You know how terrible people can look sometimes when they're sleeping. And I'm the worst.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She showed me some money. But wouldn't it be fun to take sleep sleeping pictures of your loved ones and post them? I think we need a place to put those relationships.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I like it.

[Bobo]

You know what happened when Dallas Cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear about this story?

[Bobo]

Okay, so Zeke Elliott.

[Charlie]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Just got drafted, so. Just went to get drafted. His girlfriend took a picture of him sleeping. Sleeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Saying, oh, look who. Who I'm in bed with right now.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobo]

And so he just broke up with her recently. And now there's a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and she says he hit her.

[Bobo]

Oh, yeah. And that's where the stems from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think it's a bad idea. I'm not so much saying I'm having sex with X. I'm saying look at this fool. Let me. Because, I mean, some people when they're sleeping, like in deep sleep, their tongue's hanging out and they just never look as bad as they do in that moment. No. But I think it'd be fun too. Broadcast that on our page, the John Clay Wolf show page. If you have pictures of someone sleeping, we'll take a look at it.

[Bobo]

Just somebody. It doesn't have to be your spouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody in your home. Okay.

[Bobo]

That's better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Just somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What made me think of it? We. I have this child, and he's two and a half. And his name is Baby Day. He named himself Baby Day.

[Turley]

That's so weird. That's so. Doesn't that concern you the least little bit that your son named him himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby to get a Johnny Manziel kids jersey and put Dayday on the back?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm going with the Dayday.

[Bobo]

He's gangsta.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I. I think it's great. A little.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hilarious.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But he's a weird dude. I've got another. I. I tell Baby Dayday stories here and there. I'm gonna tell another one this week. She showed me a picture of him sleeping.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it looked like a crime scene photo.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And his brother was in the bed with him. So Baby Dayday is two and a half. And he gets up in the middle of the night and he cruises into the living room and grabs mama's big iPad.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goes back to his room, sets it up to watch some of his cartoons on YouTube. Two and a half. And then he's like, I'm kind of hungry. So he goes into the pantry and he gets a jar of Nutella.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he takes it back to bed. And he's eating Nutella with his hands. 12:30 at night. Watching T. Watching YouTube videos. And his brother's laying there next to him. Asleep.

[Guest/Echo]

Sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he realizes the mess he's made in the bed.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's chocolate everywhere. He takes the Nutella jar, two and a half, puts it next to his brother and puts his brother's hand right next to it. Then he fell asleep. Full of Nutella and done with videos. Crashed out. He's covered in chocolate. The bed's covered in chocolate. The brother has nothing on him. But the can of Nutella chocolate is right next to him.

[Turley]

He set him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He set him up. He planted the throw down.

[Turley]

This doesn't bother you at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do about it? It's creative. It's nuts.

[Charlie]

It's almost like you got into his mom's pot stash or something. He's acting stoned. Isn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much.

[Charlie]

Watching cartoons in the middle of the night. Eating Nutella straight out of the jar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much.

[Turley]

An adult was doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would say it's very odd. You. Hi. It's just. I'm just going to roll with. This kid is going to give us a lot of money material.

[Turley]

What a roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Baby Day is going to come up here with a gold chain and everything.

[Turley]

We got to get on Monday. Through Friday. Just to follow Baby Day Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got in my car last Tuesday, going to the auction, got 200 cars for sale. Dallas Auto Auction. Y and get my car. Brandon Light. It's. I don't know what time it is. 8:40. Jump in the cart, whip around back up the driveway. And there's a full fledged spider man in my back seat, Hat on. I mean, mask on, everything. And I screamed like a little bitch. I did. And it was Baby Dayday.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, I go to work with Baby Dayday. Go to work with daddy.

[Turley]

He was in the spider man costume.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he was waiting on me. So he got up at two and a half. He's like, ah, I'm not gonna let him slide out this time. So he goes out and gets in my car, and he's just sitting there waiting.

[Turley]

Waiting on you.

[Bobo]

Wow.

[Turley]

I'm telling you, man, you got something special or.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I went and unlocked the child locks on the car because what if it was, you know, hot in the day?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I never thought about it.

[Bobo]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

No kidding. That's.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be like, where's Dayday? I call him dating. Nobody else does. They call him caving.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, I'm just going with it. That's who he wants to be. Let him be.

[Turley]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Dayday? And you'll go in the garage. His brothers have mini bikes. Honda CRF 1570. There's three of them sitting out there. And he'll have the helmet on and sitting on his big sister. Hunter's CRF 70. Yeah. On the kickstand.

[Bobo]

So this is Junior for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, this is. He's worse than Nolan.

[Bobo]

Yeah, Nolan's bad there, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is over the top.

[Turley]

This may be you a little more than you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's why. That's what my wife said. Yeah.

[Bobo]

She's cussing you every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, all I wanted to do was be a mom. My life dream was to be a mom. And then I had your three sons. And now I just want to give them all away. She doesn't mean it, but she's. They've got her beat down. Oh, yeah, they've got her. They've got her beat down.

[Turley]

Well, she's there all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, I see why women turn into alcoholics.

[Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. I mean, she's like, I don't even want to drink. We drink. She'll drink a margarita once a month, and now she won't even do that because she's like I'll turn into an alcoholic. I didn't want to start.

[Turley]

I could see how it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I can see how people get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rolling Stones were not far off when they were singing about mother's little helper. Do you see what you have done to me? Oh, is this children?

[Charlie]

These children that you bring to me to my house. I can no longer be happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You're made here smoke marijuana. He's. He's trying to impersonate my wife. But she's European, not Mexican.

[Charlie]

Yeah, no, I always do that wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chef Leopard untangle. What else is in the news J.D.

[Turley]

Let'S see here. Gallup polka has just come out. And guess what, you'll be surprised when I tell you this. A study conducted of Americans and marijuana smoking has doubled since 2013. Surprise. Since it's now legal in that sound like Russia legal in Colorado and Washington state.

[Charlie]

Anyway.

[Turley]

Yeah, they said it's actually double their now. My, my point is I don't think it's doubled at all. I think more people are admitting it because. Because it's cool now. Because. Because it's legal.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bobo]

You're probably right.

[Turley]

Yeah. But anyway.

[Guest/Echo]

Well you.

[Turley]

There are some people that have tried it. You know that now that it's legal that it won't get in trouble. You know there's some people that have moved over a double. I don't think so. A lot of people playing Pokemon go this in Arizona. Here's a couple that took their game a little bit too far. Arrested. The police have arrested these two parents after they left their two year old son home. Abounded, abandoned outside the home while they went. They went out and played Pokemon games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lost. We've lost our brain. Absolutely.

[Bobo]

You don't make any money from this stupid game.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the point?

[Bobo]

You don't get any problem rises from the stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like Chuck E. Cheese where you're taking your tickets up to the counter. We've got to go to break. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars in the radio right here at 800-800-RADIO. Or just go to our website givemetheven.com We've got 10 buyers on the other side of that computer and they will email you an offer letter right now. Pictures, VIN number. Miles, give me the vin.com or just call in 800-800-RADIO. Be right back.

[Charlie]

We're making America rock again. There's more the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. Check givemetheven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100.

[Charlie]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Need somebody to help me say it one time?

[Guest/Echo]

Yeah. Mashed potato through the alligator.

[Charlie]

Need somebody help to say it one time? You have to say it one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watch me now.

[Guest/Echo]

You like?

[Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a good girl. Loves her mom loves Jesus in America too. She's a good girl. Girl was crazy about Elvis love scores and her boyfriend too. Just a long day living in rece There's a free way running through the.

[Charlie]

AR Now I'm a bad boy cuz.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even miss her I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart Now.

[Guest/Echo]

I'm free, Free falling. Yeah I'm free. Free falling.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the vampires walking through the valley Move west down Venture A boulevard and all the.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, 800-800-Radio.

[Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear J.D. oh by the way. And go to givemetheven.com and call in now. This is our last segment. So if you want me to bid your car in the air, you need to call in right now at 800-800-RADIO. 8008-0072-3480-0800 RADIO. Or just go to give me the VI N the VIN number. Give me the VIN.com. the Wagner Ranch. Sold.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is the largest ranch in the United States.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Guest/Echo]

Okay.

[Turley]

Cattle ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Where is it located?

[John Clay Wolf]

Outside of Vernon, Texas.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And as you know, that's where I started my radio career up there.

[Turley]

Yeah. In Vernon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to be the Ford and Dodge dealer. Vernon Auto Group. I, I, I bought that from Jim Christian Elli in 03 was Christian Ford. We turned into Vernon Auto Group. Perfect. And I sold out. I don't know, 10, 11, something like that.

[Turley]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, there's A lake in the Wagner Ranch.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like off the highway on the property. I mean the property's huge.

[Charlie]

It's immense. Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it 570, 000 acres?

[Charlie]

Yeah, huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot what it was. Okay, but do you already know where I'm going with this? The lake diversion?

[Charlie]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they people for since the 30s, I believe they've been leasing lake communities. You can lease the. You can't buy the ground, but you can lease it to put your home there.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's lake camp's full of lake lake houses and cabins and this and that like diversion and this, this fellow that bought it sent out letters to everyone that says you got to have your house out of here by January 1st. No. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wow. He's the owner of the. Who is this? LA Rams?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would he do that? Actually Kansas City. No, St. Louis just built, built him a new stadium for the LA Rams a few years ago. Yeah, and he's leaving St. Louis for the LA Rams and went back to LA with him and left them holding the bill on that. This guy, he didn't realize who he's screwing with in West Texas.

[Turley]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean talk about the second amendment, people. I mean this is gonna piss people off moving their.

[Turley]

How many houses?

[Charlie]

It is a huge issue up around that part of the world right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many houses, man?

[Charlie]

Couple of hundred.

[Turley]

Yeah, Lake front.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't have it out of here, we're going to tear it down.

[Turley]

What does out of here mean? You're going to wipe my house out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Oh, see, they've never, they've never sold private lots at that lake. It's always been a lease only agreement since the 30s like you say.

[Turley]

So when you're building there, you know, this is a potential. This could happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been in the. It's been owned by W.T. wagner Estate since 18 something.

[Turley]

Okay, so you thought that was going to last forever. Well, it didn't. Now move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I mean welcome to town neighbor man.

[Charlie]

Well, the Wagoners sold their estate some years ago and the, you know, the Wagoner children decided that rather than keep their their heritage homestead, they would sell it off. And that's what they've done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So. And it finally closed and he's kicking everybody out, man.

[Charlie]

It ain't the Rams fault and I'm glad to see the Rams back in la.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so you don't, you don't tie it together. You're not a Rams fan?

[Charlie]

I'm a bit of A Rams fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Always been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Who are the Cowboys playing this week?

[Turley]

Rams.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Well, I bet there's some people up on the Texoma area that will be more Cowboy fans than normal this year.

[Charlie]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com if you're in the, in that listing area on the Bear, give us a call. 800-800-RADIO. Tell us your story. If your house is getting removed, I'd be interested to see how this is going to work.

[Turley]

Can you imagine opening that letter that just said you're having. They posted it January 1st to get out. Yeah, yeah. You got how many? I mean, probably half million dollar homes up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, but, but 100,000, maybe some 200 still. I mean, you're just losing it, right? Jeez. And there's people that live in them. Yeah. Not just vacation.

[Turley]

Get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're done. Rich man. I mean, he's gonna. I just can't imagine what his welcoming is going to be.

[Turley]

An actual Mr. Potter from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everyone that works on the Wagner Raider is going to be hated. And they're going to be like, hey man, don't hate on me. I mean people are going to quit the cow push people. It's just not smart. That was stupid. Very, very, very stupid.

[Turley]

Wealthy people don't care. They have all the money in the world and they throw money at problems.

[Charlie]

I think if you think if you instigated some developments and actually upgraded some of the properties and raised the rent, raised the lease, there's a lot of money to be made.

[Turley]

You know, in an enterprise, they need money. He's, he's not about money. It's about security.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I mean there's, there's more money to be made off of barrels of oil whenever it comes back. Any of that.

[Turley]

Oh, fun day.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has been a fun day. I'm wiped. But we still have a lot of work to do in the bike. We're done.

[Turley]

Did you go party last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I go out? Thanks, J.D.

[Turley]

I'M asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I met the radio guys over in Dallas.

[Turley]

That's a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish I had a couple beers and listen to some bad bull. If you've ever gone to Del Frisco's.

[Guest/Echo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you don't want to spend a lot of money, go to the bar and order a hamburger.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's $12. And before 6:30 during happy hour, it's 6:50.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is the best hamburger in the world. Really not. You know, they have all these hamburger content why they don't have Del frescoes in there. It's unbelievable.

[Turley]

They're probably be. Because you have to want to be in. In that group. And they're. That's not their image.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they take like the best beef and turn it into ground round. They take their steaks. I think it's. It's six. It's free? Yeah, it's free. You can't get McDonald's six bucks. No, it's ridiculous.

[Turley]

650 for a happy meal with fries.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, Del Frisco's, the best steak in the world, has hamburger on their menu that they don't advertise. That is $12.50 cents or half price during happy hour. And it's the best thing you've had in your life, whatever that's good for. Remember trucks. Cowboy Cadillacs, Mega cab diesels, jacked up trucks, Highline cars, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, all this, all the fancies. And of course, the $5,000 stuff, the $3,000 stuff, the $7,000 stuff, the. The 08 Chevy half ton crew cab with 140 that I'll give 10 grand for. We buy them all and we buy them fast, and we buy them at the top of the market.

[Turley]

What's the most expensive car you bought this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got a pickup notice in baton rouge for two. One of them's 100,000.

[Bobo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

For a pickup? And a. And a.

[Bobo]

No, not a pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dealership. Like I bid it for a dealership.

[Turley]

Okay, got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there was another one that was like 72. And then there was this. Damn. I was at an auction, and this auction. I buy a lot of cars at. I mean, a lot. You. And. And this Porsche had been coming through and it's been running there for a while. And I've been the high man on it. And they never sell it in a. It's a Chevy dealer and it's a Panamera. And when it came through at the end of the sale, you know, auctioneer opened it up. Nobody's bidding on. I said, just put me in where I was last week and, you know, put it on a call, meaning it sold 57 grand on a call. And then they call the guy and he says, no, I want 70. That's what he's been doing every day.

[Turley]

Okay, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Told the auctioneer, put me in wherever was last week. And I said, I think it was 58 or 57. He's like, no, it was 68. I'm like, no, it wasn't. And he's like, yeah, it was. I'm looking at right here. I said, if that's what it says on the screen, that's fine, but. But actually it needs to be a little less than that so I can. Maybe they'll counter back it where I, where I have been. So put me in at 65, but. And then the car passes. He sold 65 on a call. Two cars pass. And I was like, that's not right. I'm telling you, it's not right, Dave.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. And you can hear me on the tape because we played this back later, right? Like, I don't think that's right, but if you say so. He said, don't worry, you're not going to get it anyways. All right. Driving home, Shreveport, I get it.

[Turley]

Yikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

65 grand. And I'm like, hey guys, I got a problem with this. Yeah, I got a problem with this.

[Turley]

Yeah, you told me I was gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it at 57. I was all over it.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not, I mean, I wasn't stealing at 57. This is a potential ten thousand dollar loser. So they start hot box me. You bought it? He said, sold. I said, well, he said a lot of other things. Things too. Let's listen to what he said if we're going by what he said, well, you bought it. I was like, no, I didn't buy it. And I know these guys were what? But they really start pressing on me. Yeah, well, in court, I'm like, in.

[Turley]

Court, where do we go? How do we get there?

[John Clay Wolf]

We do millions of dollars of business for years a month. Court, what are you talking about? I said, here's the deal. I'm gonna get 57 for the car and I'll give another thousand for the confusion.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But other than that, don't call me back. And if you call me back and try to jack me again, I'm out on it completely. And I think we got the car. But I mean, it was a really unfortunate situation.

[Turley]

Bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think, Turley? I was wrong by being lackadaisical and not rebooking it and not being.

[Bobo]

It's not a court thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy so many cars from these guys. I buy some. We. There was a clerical error.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The auctioneer read it wrong. But the, the sellers wanting to take full advantage of everybody. Yeah. Eh, screw them. That's why I hate car dealers. Yeah, but I love them and I hate them. Not all of them, but some of them just hate them. Hate them. I hate them like y' all do sometimes.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's the. That's the problem is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, give me the vin.com. we will do what we say we'll do. If you do what you say you'll do and tell us the right car, we got the VIN number. We can bid it properly. If you call me back in a year and say we still give the same, we're going to relook at it.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio and [e-mail]. see you next Saturday.

[Caller]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over, buy you some BS or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.