#60 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #60

Podcast Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Show Theme: “Cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll… anything the FCC won’t fine us for.”

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Episode Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode, John Clay Wolfe and his crew return for their weekend talkshow ride through the world of used cars, sports, classic rock, offbeat humor, and just about anything else that grabs their attention. With a tone equal parts Texas, radio locker room, and self-deprecating fun, the show blends listener call-ins about cars for sale, talk of the Louisiana floods, football optimism, and brash-but-playful takes on life and listeners. Highlights include a recurring “birthday week” concept, a prank call to one of their own car buyers, riffs on listener complaints, and a live update on efforts to provide flood relief.

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Key Segments & Major Topics

1. Aging, Letting Go, and Not Caring as Much Anymore

[00:50-03:40]

• The hosts joke about how aging brings more indifference, referencing their own fathers or grandfathers saying whatever they wanted.
• John says:

  "The older I get, just don't care anymore." (01:20)

• A memorable philosophical quote:

  "If it's not going to matter in five years, give it five minutes. No more." (01:49, attributed to C)

• The crew riff on how people get tired of sweating the small stuff, and become more like “crazy old men yelling at kids on the lawn.”

2. Car Talk, Season Tickets, and Cowboys Chatter

[04:44-08:11; 26:43+; all throughout]

• John laments missing a Cowboys preseason game despite holding pricey season tickets, and riffs on the absurdity of paying face value for preseason vs. playoff games.
• Discussion about Cowboys wins, player confidence, and backup QB Dak Prescott’s promise:

  "That backup quarterback, man, he looks pretty good... Dax. Looks pretty damn good." (06:32)

• Throughout the show, John takes calls from listeners with cars to sell:
  • Methodically asks for year, make, model, mileage.
  • Breaks down the reality of used car values:

    "All that great stuff you did. Doesn't matter. If you find an end user that cares, then it might matter. But in my world, it's still a couple thousand bucks." (31:01)

  • Warns that classic car sellers always overvalue:

    “If you think after your research that your old Cadillac is worth $30,000... the most I'm gonna offer you is 15.” (36:04)

3. Flood Relief Effort for Louisiana

[08:57–13:01, 40:53–42:11, 115:23–116:15, others]

• John proposes organizing a flood relief supply run after visiting flooded South Louisiana:

  “I went to South Louisiana this week. And it's bad, man. I mean, it's... It's terrible.” (09:52)

• Explains wanting to do “something good, for once in my life”, and pledges to cover the cost of an 18-wheeler to deliver donated goods.
• The team debates what supplies to focus on (money, bottled water, canned goods, toiletries), and the best way to partner with the Red Cross.
• Ongoing banter highlights their unpolished planning:

  "We're planning, all right? We're planning." (42:11)

4. Prank Call: Corvette Meet-Up Goes Off the Rails

[17:43–24:16]

• Bobo and Turley prank call “Todd”, an old-pro car buyer at GiveMeTheVIN:
  • The caller pretends to have a 2015 Corvette with... "a tiny bullet hole in the windshield," offers "three keys of pure Colombian cocaine" as a bonus, and asks, “Can I bring a couple of dancers?”
• Todd plays along, unfazed, prompting laughter from the hosts:

  "He just keeps rolling... what if it's real?" (24:02–24:05)

5. Listener Complaints, ‘Hate Emails’ & Political Correctness

[52:01–63:39]

• John reads a critical email from a listener offended by the show’s irreverence:

  “They are the most inbred hillbilly... You can almost hear dueling banjos in the background.” (60:36)

• The group laughs about being labeled as sexist, backwoods, and offensive, but John offers a genuine-sounding (if tongue-in-cheek) apology and solicits ideas for improvement:

  "How could we make us better?" (63:39)

• Some female fans also email suggestions (65:24), proving that the audience is broader than the critics assume.

6. Show Favorites: Birthday Week, Sex & Age, and Life Advice

[37:49–39:46, 145:46+]

• The recurring concept of “birthday week” for men over 35 with families:

  “After 35, if you have a family, you take birthday weeks. If you're male, it does not apply to women at all.” (39:04)

• Hosts joke about stretching their birthdays into a week of small ‘wishes’ rather than one day, with some not-so-subtle requests for extra marital perks.

7. Olympics, Sports and News Gags

[14:15, 69:41+, 112:05+]

• Olympic talk: Johnny Manziel (impersonated) gives a gonzo behind-the-scenes “account” of Ryan Lochte’s infamous Rio bathroom incident, weaving in references to drugs, gun-toting locals, and demonic possession (92:08–95:53).
• Sand volleyball, female athletes, Olympic Village hookups, and media coverage of events are riffed on throughout.
• Bobo delivers sports and music news, including a lackluster “Spirit Airlines Top Ten” segment (84:12+), with the crew openly groaning at some of the jokes.
• Conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton and political satire make cameo appearances, including a Rush Limbaugh impersonation. (100:09–102:59)

8. Car Value Reality, Dealership Insights, and ‘Kelly Blue Balls’

[72:03–77:49, others]

• John rails against unrealistic expectations based on “Kelly Blue Book” values:

  “Kelly Blue Balls is what I call Cali Blue Balls. ... Go call Kelly Blue Balls and see what she'll pay you. Because I can tell you right now what she'll pay you: Nothing.” (72:19–72:54)

• Shares personal stories of chasing after “Kelly”, a metaphor for unattainable things.

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Featured Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On perspective with age:

  “If it's not going to matter in five years, give it five minutes.” (01:49, C)

• John on doing something good:

  “I was like, you know, this would be an opportunity for me to do something worth a damn for once in my life.” (10:06, D)

• Prank call absurdity:

  “I'd be willing to throw in three keys of pure Colombian cocaine.” (22:38, E, as ‘Robbie’)

• On classic cars:

  “If you think after your research that your old Cadillac is worth $30,000... the most I'm gonna offer you is 15.” (36:04, D)

• On ‘birthday week’:

  “After 35, if you have a family, you take birthday weeks. If you're male, it does not apply to women at all.” (39:04, D)

• On ‘Kelly Blue Balls’:

  “A whore sleeps with everyone. A bee sleeps with everyone but you.” (74:22, D)

• Olympic Village take:

  “You get to pick different countries each night...” (110:19, B)

• Listener complaint:

  “You can almost hear dueling banjos in the background... They make sexist remarks about women. ... I'm turning off this damn radio...” (60:36–61:16, D reading complaint)

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Calls & Vehicle Appraisal Highlights

• Multiple cars appraised across the show: trucks, classic Mustangs/Trans Ams, luxury SUVs, and high-mileage everyday drivers.
• John repeatedly educates sellers on how upgrades/maintenance don’t add to wholesale value unless the buyer is an “end user.”
• Classic car sellers almost always over-value their rides, and John pulls no punches on setting expectations:

  "It's going to be half of what you think it's worth." (36:24)

• Show prides itself on “we buy cars in our underwear”—emphasizing convenience (12:30, 56:58, 137:43).
• Bounties are offered if they can’t beat competitor (CarMax) quotes (16:30, 64:18, 137:07).

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Running Jokes, Recurring Themes & Notable Running Commentary

• Birthday week as fatherly self-care revolution.
• Hate emails as both badge of honor and fodder for show content.
• "Kelly Blue Balls" as extended metaphor for unattainable deals (and love/lust).
• Regular reminders: “Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com—so easy you can do it in your underwear.”
• Bobo’s impressions (Rush Limbaugh, Paul Harvey, Tommy Carbone sports advice).
• Listeners encouraged to call, critique, and even roast the show.

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• 00:50–03:40: Letting go with age & family talk
• 04:44–09:16: Cowboys, season tickets, car market talk
• 09:16–13:01: Flood relief effort—call for donations
• 17:43–24:16: Prank call to Todd (Corvette/cocaine/dancers)
• 26:43–34:37: Car appraisals, realistic values, classic car challenges
• 37:49–39:46: “Birthday week” and its rules
• 42:11–44:47: Planning the flood relief—Red Cross, supply logistics
• 52:01–63:39: Listener hate mail, “how to improve the show”
• 69:41–71:55: Olympic/Johnny Manziel segment
• 84:12–86:00: Spirit Airlines Top Ten (and groans)
• 100:09–102:59: Conspiracy theories, Rush Limbaugh impression
• 115:23–116:15: Flood’s effect on cars, auctions
• 137:43–155:56: Last hour calls, major car deals, more trade-in realities
• 156:07–157:29: Baked dad eats magic brownies—wait four hours, Colorado-style
• 160:21–161:17: Final car appraisal, first-time caller
• 161:17–end: Goodbyes, “see you next Saturday”

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The Show’s Flavored Tone

• Unfiltered, “just dudes” humor, at times gleefully crass but with a wink.
• Southern/Texas radio flavor, with a line-dancing blend of car-dealer pragmatism and FM rock n’ roll.
• The show is well-aware of both its haters and its cult-like appeal—both are joyfully embraced.
• Most advice (life, car, sports, or otherwise) comes with a side of self-mockery.

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Final Notes

Fans tune in for the banter as much as for the car deals—where honesty, sarcasm, and insider dealership knowledge are delivered in equal measure. If you’re looking for a formal car appraisal or contemplative NPR-style sports discussion, this isn’t the show—but neither, as John himself says, is that the point.

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“How could we make us better?” Call in, roast us, or just let it go—John Clay Wolfe and crew will be back next Saturday, still broadcasting, still not caring (too much), and definitely still buying cars.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Check mike.

[C]

We do it live on the air.

[D]

I like it. I like it.

[B]

Babo, check your mic, please.

[E]

Yes, good morning. I will be your 72 today.

[C]

So what happens if we check in right now? They don't work.

[D]

Well, it would suck, wouldn't it?

[C]

It would.

[E]

For John Clay Wolf, who is no longer with us today. Oh, man, he will not make it to the gig.

[B]

I just like to push things as far as possible.

[D]

You never know.

[E]

Roll the dice you do, you're coming back. You didn't do that for a long time.

[C]

Spirit Airlines. We'll check it later.

[B]

The older I get, just don't care anymore.

[C]

We'll check it in route.

[B]

I used to be real, like, uptight and check everything three hours before.

[C]

You just don't care. Imagine when you get my age, dude. You really don't.

[B]

I get it. Because my grandfather was just an a hole. I mean, he would just say whatever he wanted. He didn't care.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

But you know what? I get it now.

[D]

Yeah, I totally get it.

[C]

You just get. You're so tired and you realize none of that stuff you screamed about matters at all.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Somebody said the other day, if it doesn't. If it's not going to matter in five years, give it five minutes. No more.

[D]

It makes a lot of sense.

[E]

Yeah, it does, sure.

[B]

Well, I can't wait to see Bob Old how bad he's going to be.

[E]

How bad I'm going to be.

[B]

Just like you don't care and just.

[D]

You'Re going to be.

[B]

You're going to be that somebody may think you're that crazy man in the corner.

[E]

Oh, like lackadaisical.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You ever scream at kids you don't get off the lawn?

[E]

Listen, I turn into my father all the time.

[C]

That's the.

[D]

That's the.

[E]

You know, John calls my Bobo Tourette's. I'll be like, what is that?

[D]

Get off that roof.

[C]

You know, isn't that a weird moment the first time you do that, though? You kind of like, damn, that just.

[D]

Came out of my mouth.

[E]

There's Gene H. Brown right there.

[C]

What's wrong with me?

[E]

Popped right out of me.

[C]

Oh, geez. Anyway, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and I'm telling you what, it's gonna rain 40 days and 40 nights and we got it coming. What is that supposed to Mean, it's been raining and raining and raining. It's Augustus. It rains in August. I'm just telling you. God looked down and went, really? Trump and Hillary flush. Pull the flush.

[D]

Political.

[E]

Now pull it.

[D]

Maybe we shouldn't. Except for Jesus talk from JD. What God do?

[C]

God's flushing us 40 days, 40 nights, and we got it coming. We deserve it. Honestly. We've had how many years to get this right?

[D]

Good morning.

[C]

This gets worse.

[E]

Maybe we shouldn't have thrown a million pounds of plastic away on a daily basis.

[D]

The food lines were long, Mr. Hand. That's why I was so late.

[C]

We don't care. We don't miss you.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's not nothing new.

[D]

Y' all just quit worrying about it.

[C]

I don't worry about you anymore.

[D]

And then they gave me the wrong damn drink.

[C]

Oh, man.

[D]

When you go through the Starbucks line and they screw up your order.

[C]

See, here's. Here's John. You could really benefit from what we were just talking about. Which is just let it go. You don't let anything go, though. You chase people down in parking lots. You on a regular basis, chase them.

[D]

Down in parking lots and do what?

[C]

And scream at them about whatever they did that you don't like. You do.

[D]

Like who?

[C]

Let me see. Where do you go? Have you thrown anything through a drive in window back at someone? Have you been upset with somebody at Starbucks because they got your order wrong?

[D]

Yeah, I just sent the intern over there. Straighten it out.

[F]

Right?

[D]

There you go. I would have yelled at him if I. If I would have known.

[C]

You would have yelled at him if you'd had to talk.

[D]

If I'd realized that they screwed it. But I was in such a hurry, I just grabbed it and drove off. And I got here and they gave me one of those ass Fruit Loop drinks. I mean, the person that ordered. Whoever ordered what I drank is a blazing homosexual.

[C]

Or a woman.

[E]

Are you sure?

[D]

I think.

[E]

What was the nature of the drink?

[D]

Milky, frappy sweetie. Rainbows.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Rainbow came right out of the straw.

[E]

I've got no argument for that. You want to drink a cup of ice cream?

[D]

How about them Cowboys Bob?

[E]

How about that Dak Prescott?

[D]

How about them tickets, Turley? How about that 800 bucks, J.D.

[C]

What happened?

[D]

How about throw it in the trash can? And I forgot that my season tickets started last night and didn't use them. Didn't give them to anyone. Could have given them to somebody. Could have given them to somebody I hated.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Versus letting them go empty.

[F]

Sure.

[D]

True. I could have given them to the. At Starbucks. That screwed up my order.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

Let it go.

[E]

He probably had something much better to do instead, though.

[D]

Yeah, he probably didn't want to.

[B]

It's a preseason game.

[D]

He would have rather gone to the circus.

[C]

Did they win or. I saw the mad.

[B]

Yeah, they won, but it's.

[C]

They looked done matter.

[B]

All that matters is the first team looked pretty good.

[D]

But when you buy season tickets, which this is my only second year, which yeah, you have. You get them, but you have to pay face value for every game.

[C]

So what's the benefit of buying.

[D]

But the. The. You have to buy the preseason games at face.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[F]

Jeez.

[D]

So you pay the same preseason games as you do for playoff games.

[C]

They got you.

[D]

So, yeah, I'm. What's the benefit of having season.

[C]

Why do you care? I mean, you don't go.

[D]

I. I would have gone.

[C]

You would have gone to a preseason game on a Friday night when we get to work on Saturday morning?

[D]

Yes. That'd have been a little bit later this morning, but I'd have been happy.

[C]

I didn't know that you were that big of a cowboy.

[D]

I would have given him to Bobo. I would have given him to you.

[C]

I wouldn't have gone.

[D]

Bob would have gone in a heartbeat.

[E]

I might have gone.

[D]

You would have gone.

[C]

I would see Ben. Her instead.

[E]

How'd you like that? That was great.

[C]

I enjoyed it very much.

[E]

I hear mixed reviews for the film. It all looks great to me.

[C]

Honestly. Mixed reviews as well. I enjoyed it maybe.

[D]

Are the Cowboys going to suck, Turley? No. Oh, good. They'll.

[B]

There'll be a 10 win team.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

How many?

[B]

And I feel more confident even if Romo goes down, they'll still manage a couple victories.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because that backup quarterback, man, he looks pretty good.

[D]

Dax. Dax Prescott. Who? Dax.

[C]

Who?

[B]

Dax.

[E]

Who?

[B]

Dax. Looks pretty damn good.

[C]

You can see the bumper stickers already.

[D]

Who? Dax?

[C]

Who? Dax.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Soon as Tony goes down, I'm gonna say game three, and then Dax is on for on.

[D]

So. So I've never done anything good in my life. Right. We all know that.

[C]

Lots of things good.

[D]

Well, that's crazy.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

But if it sets up your bit better, go ahead.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No, you never have.

[D]

No. This isn't a bit.

[C]

Okay. Yes, you've done lots of things.

[D]

No, not really. So I'm really for compliments.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

No, no, I'm not. You've done.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

You've run businesses. You've run.

[D]

No, I mean good. Like good for other people. With no. With no self. Interest.

[C]

Your great dad.

[D]

Yeah, but I mean, they're my kids, like me.

[C]

But you don't.

[D]

I mean, when they're playing football. So that's my son. So I get something from it.

[C]

You don't have a great dad.

[D]

The mom's hot.

[C]

Basically what keeps me at home.

[D]

I mean, there, I mean, that, that, that's self interest.

[C]

You got to be a boy.

[D]

Self interest.

[C]

Now that you. Now you explain it to me. You're right. You've never done anything.

[D]

No, I've never done anything worth a damn.

[C]

Damn.

[D]

I've never tithed. I, I, I, I've put. I've passed the plate. But yeah, you're saying. Yeah, I'm selfish.

[C]

Yeah, well, everybody is to a certain extent, so I'm not trying to defend you.

[D]

Here's what I want to do.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And I don't. Of course it's half baked like everything else in my life, but we need to get this organized.

[C]

How did you recognize it?

[D]

That's. And I haven't talked to all these guys yet. I've talked to a couple of them. Okay, so Vandergriff, Honda, Toyota, Crest. Now I sound like Wallace Edwards.

[B]

I was gonna say Wallace Edwards in here real quick.

[D]

Well, he doesn't even know what I'm gonna do. Hi, Wallace.

[E]

I'm sure you've got a special group of friends you like to give a shout out to.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

How's this not self serving?

[D]

Well, let me finish.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Savander. Nobody knows where the hell I'm going with this. Y' all don't know.

[C]

We don't.

[D]

Vanderiff. Toyota's in Arlington, Toyota Plano's and I mean Toyota. Dallas is in Dallas. Okay. Crest is up in Frisco, Crest, Cadillac, Chris Cadillac, and then Grapevine Ford. Chaz is a buddy of mine. And I've only talked to two of these guys are like. Absolutely. The other two, I haven't. But they'll be fine. I mean, what car dealer won't take free exposure?

[C]

For sure.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

That's what they do.

[D]

So I want everybody to start. We need to put. And then in Houston, I need to do the same thing. Sure. And in service Chevrolet down in Lafayette. I've already talked to them. So bring your flood stuff to them. And I'm going to pay for a 18 wheeler, go around to these places and pick it all up and take it down there. A couple of runs probably.

[C]

What do you want people to bring, though? I mean, you say flood stuff.

[D]

Yeah. What's flood stuff? I mean, rafts, food, clothes, food, dry Goods.

[C]

So canned food.

[F]

You.

[D]

You take it from here.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

See, he can't.

[C]

I had the idea. Now somebody else do it.

[B]

This is the half baked part. He should flood goods, you know?

[C]

Well, we can look up. We'll have to find out what they need, what they're accepting, what the Red Cross is not doing, and then go. Go from there. Whatever Donald Trump didn't deliver yesterday, I've.

[D]

Got the radio show. So I could push the stuff.

[C]

Yeah, you can push it to get it picked up in a regional place.

[D]

And I'm going to pay for the trucking.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. So I'll find out.

[D]

I mean, flood goods. It's real. I was down there. I went to South Louisiana. I went to South Louisiana this week. And it's bad, man. I mean, it's. It's terrible. So I was like, you know, this would be an opportunity for me to do something worth a damn for once in my life.

[E]

That's great, John.

[B]

And you're not getting anything out of this at all.

[D]

Right? Nothing.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

It's actually going backwards. I got to pay the freight. Yep.

[E]

I'm impressed, dude.

[D]

I'm having a moment. That's something you are.

[C]

You wake up later and go, I did what?

[D]

Yeah, that's fine. So. So we need to get a deal on the website. We need to line up a drop network in. In Houston.

[C]

Yeah, I need to call the Red Cross and find out what they need because that's. They really are always the leads. They're always that.

[D]

Who we deliver it to.

[C]

That's who. That's who is always on the ground. Every time.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Early and late.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I really kind of let it.

[C]

Really.

[D]

Do we take the stuff to them and drop it at their house?

[C]

I think that's probably the best way because they already have. I mean, bring it to them and central location. That way they know where they can drop it off and where the needs are.

[D]

So when we take it this far. We're broadcasting right now. I've got places. And you can go to givemetheven.com and click email. John, if you want to know where you can drop off. What?

[F]

What.

[D]

J.D. what do they need? You're the. You're the. You're the weather man.

[C]

I'm looking well.

[D]

Bottled water.

[C]

Told you about the weather.

[D]

I don't. We don't need a bunch of. We don't need goodwill. Like furniture. Like a furniture. No. They've lost everything.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, these houses, the clothes is.

[B]

Usually the top thing.

[D]

The water's up to the roofs. It's weird. It's bad. I mean.

[C]

Yeah, well. So what did you see exactly? What part were you in? What did you see?

[D]

Lafayette. South Lafayette. Okay. In between Lafayette and Lake Charles, there's a place called Crowley. Okay.

[C]

First thing they want on the Red Cross, they say, of course, is money.

[D]

Okay, so do we set up a deal on the site for money?

[C]

You could do that.

[D]

That'd be easy.

[C]

It's really easy to haul.

[D]

No, friend. I think it's really wet looking here.

[C]

I'd have to call because it doesn't say on the website.

[E]

Food, fresh water, clothing, toiletries. These are things that get completely washed away.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So they'd have to be canned goods.

[E]

Towels, you know, shower supplies, Zatarans, Spaghettios, weed.

[D]

Oh, shut up, Turley. What? I said Zataran.

[E]

That took 14 seconds for Turley to turn that gnarly.

[D]

Cajun seasoning.

[E]

Just add water.

[D]

That is the crawfish boil, boy. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. My name is John Clay Wolf. We do buy cars.

[C]

Yeah, we do.

[D]

On the show. And you can call in and give me yours.

[C]

I'm gonna ask you later about the cars down there. What's going to happen to that?

[D]

Year, make, model and miles. Year, make, model and miles. And I will give you a bid on your car. 10 grand. 20 grand. 50 grand. 500. Whatever it is, the cars down there are gonna go up. I mean, the. The market's gonna. They lost like 60,000 insurance claims already. So they're. They're going to be. That'd be a good place for what I do. It'd be a good place to send cars and auction them down there at the dealership. They will be worth more.

[C]

Yeah. These people are down and out.

[D]

You want I normally buy down there and bring to Dallas.

[F]

Sure.

[D]

Because the market's the highest in Dallas in the southwest, more so than Houston. You can swing cars between Houston and Dallas and spread them wholesale. But. But yeah, South Louisiana is gonna be high for a while. For the next four months. Just like Katrina. This flood is. It's the same thing as Katrina, except the difference in Katrina in this one is the ghetto. The ghettos got blown out in Katrina.

[C]

Yeah. Right.

[D]

So the people that got flooded out work destitute, a lot of them already. And then they lost their.

[C]

They lost what they had.

[D]

They had no means to put anything back together. The areas that got hit this time in south Louisiana, they're not wealthy, but they're not poor. I mean average incomes. Hundred thousand dollars. Or there's people that can go buy a hotel room and drive somewhere and go to the store and buy new stuff. Sure. That's the difference between this one and Katrina. And that's why the media is covering it different. Last time it was like stray animal. I mean that's a bad thing. Yeah, it was Katrina refugees piling into the Astrodome. I mean, what do I need to say?

[B]

I know they'll pick it up on Monday. That's when the media, they'll lose interest in the Olympics and it'll, it'll be all come in cycle on Monday.

[D]

We've got some serious Olympic talk to go. Oh yeah, we do, we do, we do. 800. Is that 30 out now? Correct. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on this station. Forgivemetheven.com. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy hundred thousand dollar cars. $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com youm can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[E]

Your car.

[A]

Now back to the john.

[E]

Are we back?

[D]

It's the quick hit. The quick hit. One minute. Yeah. Simber. Good morning. You're on the air. 13 Dodge Ram half ton with 61. Is it four wheel or two wheel drive? Oh, we got to take the collar up. Pot collar up. Sim, are you there?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[F]

It's two.

[D]

Big back door or small? The quad cab or the crew? Don't know. I'm gonna bid it up.

[F]

Okay, it's a crew cab.

[D]

Is it a Lariat laramie or an SLT?

[F]

It's a sport.

[D]

Okay, sport. How many miles? 61 on the clock. Leather, sunroof, navigation. Anything like that?

[F]

No.

[D]

18 grand if it's nice. Go to givemetheven.com and line it. Load it up. Austin 01 Silverado with 200. You know, it all depends. Is it a four wheel drive or two? If it's a. It's a four wheel drive. It's worth a thousand. 20002000 2500. It all depends. Go to the givemetheven.com. load it up so I can see pictures. Not confirmed. My name is John Clay. We'll be right back. We'll be back in like two minutes. You know how I say if Give me the VIN doesn't beat your CarMax offer? I owe you 100 bucks. I'm going to bump it up. I owe you 200 bucks. $200 bounty on all CarMax offers.

[E]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. This is the john clay wol show.

[D]

Hey, when you went to the GnR concert, Bob, did you enjoy the cult?

[E]

I really did.

[D]

We haven't talked about that since. Yeah.

[E]

And I'm the kind of cat you can give me a band that I don't know very well or really hardly anything about. All I know is Firewoman, okay? And I can. I can. They're lead guitarist, blew me away. The lead vocalist, presence on stage, all this stuff, you know, I'm a musicologist, man. I was quite knocked out. I did notice they had a lot of songs about fire.

[C]

What?

[E]

I noticed. I mean, I. I seem to have heard that word a lot.

[F]

Fire.

[D]

Fire people. Hey, we called our own guy. You and Turley prank called the Give me the VIN guys yesterday. What? Yeah.

[C]

You guys aren't busy enough, right?

[D]

They gotta be jerking. Jerking them around.

[E]

Come on. You're not gonna hack on us for that, are you?

[D]

Yeah, if it's funny, I want to do it again around the 10 o' clock hour because that's when we have a bigger audience. Right now it's smaller, but that's the.

[C]

Cool kids listen early.

[D]

We can replay it.

[F]

Right?

[D]

Right. Or we just redo it, revisit it. Was it funny?

[B]

I think it's funny.

[D]

Yeah. Well, there's this guy that works to give me the vin. His name's Todd. Todd. And he's an old pro, but he's just really. He buys all the Corvettes every time a Corvette comes into his queue.

[C]

He knows Corvettes and.

[D]

And he's really interesting about matching his people. Like JD you like the beach. I like the beach too. He's got a lot of bs.

[C]

It's called mirroring.

[D]

Yes, but it's common. Very entertaining to be in there listening to him start rolling on these topics with these people on the phone.

[C]

Just kind of what they're interested about.

[D]

Aunt Elmo and Glenn live in Wolf City, Tennessee also. And it's like, wow, it's getting deep over here.

[C]

That's what I'm good salesmen do.

[D]

I agree. But he, he, he. Some people are corny about it. He just like lives it.

[C]

Just lives it.

[D]

He's with him all the way.

[C]

Why?

[D]

It works and he does well.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And he makes friends. Anyway, so y' all picked him to jack with?

[C]

Oh, geez.

[D]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's awesome.

[C]

Poor Todd.

[D]

What? What happened?

[B]

Well, you want to hear it now.

[C]

Or you want to.

[D]

Yeah, okay.

[E]

Hello, I'm calling for Todd.

[F]

For Todd. Hold on just a moment.

[E]

She sounded pretty.

[D]

That's Baba.

[E]

Hello, Todd?

[F]

Yes.

[E]

Hello, this is Robbie Hollivak. I've called you about a Corvette. I seen your name on a Corvette forum, okay. They said y' all buy Corvettes, okay. And they said use the best one there that.

[F]

Hey, that is true. That is true. Are you a. Are you a dealer, sir?

[E]

No.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

I mean, not. I don't deal cars.

[F]

Oh, you don't deal cars. Well, hey, maybe we can talk.

[E]

I hope we can. I've got one at the 2015.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

And Stingray, 12,000 miles.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

It's a 2LT model. It's got nav seats. The thing's loaded.

[F]

Yeah, I mean, it sounds perfect. And I'd want. This is exactly what I'd want to buy, but without the vin, I. I can't tell you.

[E]

I can bring up there and show it to you.

[F]

Oh, you can bring it up here, I imagine.

[E]

I mean, I'm down at my office right now.

[F]

Where you at, sir?

[E]

I'm down Camp Bowie at the Grandees.

[F]

Oh, okay. Well, you know where we're at then, right?

[E]

It's a damn good looking car. I've had a little trouble here just the last 60 days or so. Y' all buy them even if they've been confiscated?

[F]

Man, we buy them no matter what, if, you know, if we can.

[E]

Okay. Because I mean, me and Tony went and unconfiscated it last night at the city yard.

[F]

Oh, did you?

[E]

So I'm trying to keep it out of sight, if you know what I mean.

[F]

Oh, I see what you mean. Okay.

[E]

Yeah. You want to change the tags? I'm sure. Y' all able to do all that?

[F]

Yeah, it was on the list or something. To be picked up, is that what you're saying?

[E]

No, they picked it up. They actually got picked it up. We went in there last night, well, this morning about 2:00. And got in there, got it Back out.

[F]

Holy cow. How do you do that?

[E]

Well, you know, like they say, we spell professional with a capital P. Okay.

[F]

Hey, how do you know who I am? Out of curiosity. Really.

[E]

I talked to a fella named Ricky Schwartz who's on the Corvette forum. North Texas Corvette Forum. He said if you want to sell it, call, give me the vin, ask for Todd. He's the Corvette man.

[F]

Yeah, well, that is true.

[E]

Now, I didn't tell him any of my circumstances or anything, but I'm. I had been in the hole. They confiscated this car here about a month ago. We got it out, the body's all fine. It's still got a tiny bullet hole in the windshield.

[F]

Okay, so you were serious about it, huh?

[E]

Yeah. There's a fellow named Rico tried me and. But you know what they say. Well, Puerto Ricans can't shoot, okay, for one thing. And plus that windshield, I think the contour on it. You've seen the 2015. It glanced right off there, but it put a little crack. It's hard to read the vin.

[F]

I can imagine. Well, I guess bring it up here and let me look at it.

[E]

I still owe a little bit of money on it, but you want a private line. This is a secure line.

[F]

A secure line. Well, man, nobody's listening to us. Just me and you.

[E]

Well, I still owe seven grand. But I'll tell you what, I'd be willing just to get out from under this thing, okay? It's been a bad luck car. I'd be willing to throw in three keys of pure Colombian cocaine.

[F]

Man, what a deal. What a deal.

[E]

Oh, that's. That's eight grand right there. And that'd take you a while to street it out, man.

[F]

I'm telling you, if you know people.

[E]

In Fort Worth, y' all right over on edge of Como, ain't you?

[F]

I tell you what, that's a place that would. That'd be a good place to make the trade, wouldn't it?

[E]

You cut that into quarters and sell that in Como, probably in about a day and a half, man.

[F]

I tell you what, that.

[E]

Drive that car down through there, they know me. You just drive right down to Diaz.

[F]

Well, I tell you what, over the.

[E]

Other side of Lake Como, and they'll come running, dude, Not. Not in the daylight, but right about nightfall, about 8, 8:15.

[F]

Man, I'd be scared to get in the car with you, to be honest.

[E]

I tell you, you want to see this grandees about 5 o' clock at night.

[F]

Well, man, get, get, get down here and we get got to get down.

[E]

How many people y' all got now?

[C]

Y' all got a regular office?

[F]

We got a regular. You wouldn't believe this, but we're set up just like a real business.

[E]

It's all right if I bring a couple of dancers?

[F]

Hell, yeah.

[E]

Okay. Because this is Friday afternoon to everybody, but this is my Wednesday, so grown man ought to go to church, and I do it with dancers.

[F]

Okay, well, man, get it down here. I want it.

[E]

I'll be there in a minute.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Did he now you think he caught on?

[D]

Ah, he just.

[C]

When he stood that in the dancer and he goes, hell, yeah, I think he caught on.

[D]

He just. He just keeps rolling. Yeah, what if, you know.

[E]

Yeah, what if.

[D]

What if.

[E]

What if it's real?

[C]

That's exactly what I would do, too.

[D]

What if it's a good. What if. The guy's just being sarcastic. Yeah, it takes all kinds.

[C]

Oh, that's so funny.

[D]

That was funny.

[C]

That's greatness.

[D]

That was funny. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800-800-RODIO is our calling. That's how you'll be treated if you have a call. If you have a corvette you'd like to sell, Todd, you call me now. Todd is the Corvette and buyer extraordinaire. But diesel trucks, half ton trucks, Escalades, BMWs, S class bins, you know, high lines, low lines in betweens. We buy all that stuff. Just call me right now on the. I think. Do we have plenty of lines open, typically early? We have plenty of lines open. Yeah, you'll get right through 800-800-Radio. And just give me year, make, model, miles. And actually, Todd's son is the phone screen. She can give him some grief over. Over his pops. No, Todd's funny.

[C]

Perfect.

[D]

Todd's funny. My name is John Clay Wolf. The name of our business is givemetheven.com. good morning, Houston. Good morning, Dallas. Good morning, Oklahoma. And good morning, Philadelphia. Pennsylvania. Not Philadelphia. Mid. The Poconos. Have you ever been to the Poconos?

[E]

We're on.

[D]

On the Poconos. We're on to the Poconos, Ty. We'll be back in the more in a minute.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show, powered by givemethevin.com.

[D]

You want to sell your car and get all the money? Go to givemethe vin.com. i need the VIN number, the miles, condition, average, rough or clean. And some pictures, and I'll put you right on the money. I'm the best car buyer in the entire region. I've been doing this 22 years. Yes, it sounds arrogant. The truth is the truth. I'm the guy. GiveMeTheven.com GiveMeTheven.com we're going to make car buying great again.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com, this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Everybody's first guitar lick ever. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, that's it.

[D]

Smoke on water.

[E]

That's it.

[D]

I mean, even special needs can play this on the guitar.

[C]

All right.

[D]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

Special needs do play that on guitar. Tony Iommi's missing an index finger. Right, Exactly. He's special needs. What are you so offended about? J.D. just talking about finger.

[C]

We're just a very slippery slope here. I just want to warn everybody it's raining. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

[D]

That's it.

[C]

Consider me your meteorologist.

[D]

What brought it up is I have a. I. I have notes, like, to jump up from last year when we're doing the show on this day.

[C]

Oh, stuff that happened a year ago?

[D]

Yeah. Like notes that. Like, show notes I had. And we had a bit that didn't make it to the air.

[C]

Okay. Maybe there's a reason.

[D]

And my brother's in the concussion business.

[C]

Your brother is?

[D]

Yeah. Oh, okay. And we were gonna do a football deal, like a concussion. A concussion athlete.

[C]

Someone that's been hit in the head too many times.

[D]

Yeah, with a special. We're gonna promote a special football helmet and have it done by Bobbo the Retard.

[C]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[D]

That's where you get too far. It didn't make it last year.

[F]

I wonder why.

[C]

Maybe we should rethink that. Hey, let's table that and talk about it, like, next year.

[E]

Well, no, it's not all tasteless humor, J.D. we worked on a voice for this guy and everything. This was a character.

[D]

Character.

[E]

Show character.

[C]

This is Red Flag City. Do what you want.

[E]

This is my art.

[D]

Do what you want. This is my Red Flag City.

[C]

Welcome to Red Flag City.

[E]

You just have to talk to John. He could talk to you.

[D]

Oh, J.D.

[F]

I like your flower shirt.

[D]

You think I. You think I'm gonna get A letter on that one. You think I'm gonna get a letter on that one? Hey, Matt, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Thank you.

[F]

What's going on, guys?

[D]

Oh, just having fun. Trying to stay out of trouble.

[F]

Yeah, I heard that Ford diesel, man.

[D]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Four wheel drive.

[D]

15 King Ranch, Sunroof Nav. 88, 000 miles is what I see here.

[F]

Yeah, I bought it new last year with seven miles.

[D]

You know, Ford's doing that 0 for 72 right now. I just noticed that Ford Motor company is doing 0% interest for 72 months across their entire brand.

[C]

How do they do that? How do they make it?

[D]

They don't let you have the rebate, but.

[C]

Okay, so they keep the rebate.

[D]

Yeah. 88, 000 miles. So 100. I'm not me. I know it's not 115. 30. 30. 35. 35. It's got 88. Go 38. I think it's. It's right there at 40 grand with those miles. 40. I don't know if I'd give 40. I know I'd give 38. It's between 38 and 40.

[F]

Okay. That's kind of where I was looking at, too. I'm looking at buying a new one probably today or tomorrow.

[D]

So where do you live?

[F]

I live in Granbury.

[D]

Okay. Where are you gonna buy it?

[F]

I don't know.

[D]

I've got hookups, I got homies. Go to givemetheven.com and put this in and say, wolf, hit me on the air from 38 to 40. And to send. Send me. I'll send you my friend that owns a Ford store. His. It's Chaz Gilmore over in Grapevine. Grapevine Forward.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Yep.

[F]

Yeah, I bought a few trucks from them, actually.

[D]

Okay, well, that's who you need to go see. And. And I. Yeah, but go to. Give me the van and then he'll do the in and out with me. Where you get your tax credit at his place and I'll buy the truck. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 99 Lexus ES 300 with 86 mic. Amarillo mic. 806 area code.

[F]

Yes, but I'm in Plano now.

[D]

Okay. 99.9999. Couple thousand dollars.

[F]

This car's. This car's pristine. There's not even a crease in the leather. I've done all the paint correction, no issues. The knock sensors have been done. The timing belts, done. Water pump.

[D]

God almighty.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Really a lot of work.

[D]

You care about this more than I care about my house.

[F]

I take better care of this car than a lot of people do their Porsche.

[D]

So why. What do you. Do you want to. I mean, it's still. You know, when I run it through my auction line, it's still going to bring the same money as just a nice one. All that great stuff you did. Doesn't. Doesn't matter. If you find an end user that cares, then it might matter. But in my world, it's still a couple thousand bucks.

[F]

Okay. Fair enough.

[D]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bought some cars in Pennsylvania this week.

[E]

You did?

[D]

Sold some cars in Pennsylvania this week. Excellent. Went down fine. We lost money on that. That. That GT 500 with 5,000 miles. Yeah.

[C]

So what was your winner of the week? Do you have one? You always have good stories, too.

[F]

That.

[D]

That. That. Remember that truck that I was yelling at y' all to buy? That high mileage diesel? It was like, took 23 grand, and y' all were at 21.5. And we were just sitting. I was like, wait a minute. We didn't buy this car. Now, it was a white one, GMC, with like, 112. That was the winner of the week. It just jumped up in the. In the air and ran. I don't know why.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

Do you know what it made? Does it matter?

[D]

I'd rather not sit.

[C]

All right.

[D]

I mean, you know, I just thought maybe you ask old boy how big his ranch is. No, but let me show you my wiener.

[C]

No, but you have a scoreboard at the end of a football field for a reason so you can cheer the team on.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, what if you made like, it made a lot of money?

[C]

How about this? None of my business.

[D]

It made nice money.

[C]

Good. Perfect. All right. That makes me happy. This bobble wants a raise.

[D]

But there were plenty of cars that lost money, you know? But the average. You want to know what the average was?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It was 420.

[C]

420.

[D]

Like 423.

[C]

That's good.

[D]

Wow. No, that's bad.

[C]

Oh, that's bad.

[D]

I thought that was a little bit low.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Because, I mean, we've got a lot of advertising we gotta pay for. We gotta pay guys like Todd.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

Hold on.

[E]

The average is $420.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Per vehicle.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

That's not what you're used to.

[D]

No. A little light. A little light. Little strange.

[E]

Time of year though too.

[D]

Did a couple hundred last week. But you know, it's still. And that sounds like a ton of money and it is, but we got a lot of bills. We got a lot of people. This is a. This thing's growing. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radar. Jeremy. A 93 Mustang LX. Unless it's a 5 liter, which they didn't make that 93. I don't really. Well, yeah, they did. Is it a 5.0?

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

5.

[F]

Oh. 302.

[D]

Huh. Is it the fastback or the trunk?

[F]

Oh, it's notchback.

[D]

Notch back. That's what I meant. It's a fox body. The same look as 91.

[F]

Yeah, okay.

[D]

I just hadn't bought one of these in a while. Is it three grand?

[F]

Three grand?

[D]

No, 126 on the miles. How. How much is it?

[F]

Well, there's 126 on the body. The block's been resealed. You know, it's got the 40 millimeter intake.

[D]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Before we get all geeked out into the auto parts department, you gotta understand, when I go to sell them, they don't care. I mean, they care. They look. But all the great stories and the details, it just still. I mean, this car I think is gonna bring $5,000. And. Do you want 10 for it?

[F]

How much?

[D]

What do you want for it?

[F]

Well, I was hoping to get like 13 damn high.

[D]

Yeah, I don't think it'll work in my world. Okay, if, you know, If I had 26, 000 miles on it, sure. But 126. No. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Too high, too high. Just a little too high.

[C]

People fall in love with their cars. That's understandable.

[D]

A 2000 Mustang with 200,000 miles. Austin, that's just. Have you ever heard that Johnny Cash song? That ain't me, babe. Yeah, that ain't me, dude. That ain't me. Austin. No, no.

[C]

Did you just not use. Some people will know.

[D]

Old ass run out. Anything. Okay. With 200,000 miles. Okay. 20 years old.

[C]

Is there any car with 200,000 you.

[D]

Would be interested in? Hemi Cuda, 1971.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Maybe a truck. You know, 3500, something like that.

[C]

Diesel.

[D]

Diesel trucks. Diesel, four wheel drive trucks. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[F]

Shannon.

[D]

Shannon. What you got?

[F]

2000 Pontiac Trans Am. Just over a hundred thousand miles.

[D]

Welcome to 97 1, everyone. Excuse me. What's.

[F]

What?

[D]

What City are you living in Shannon?

[F]

Houston.

[D]

Okay, I'm wrong. Hey, I'm wrong. He's not. He's not a 97. One listener for out of Dallas.

[C]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[D]

Okay, you got an old Trans Am. How many miles?

[F]

Just over a hundred thousand.

[D]

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, this isn't Auto Trader Classic Car Hour. I buy real rigs and I know you got a real rig, but, I mean, it's hard to praise that over there. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell me what you'll take for it? Everybody with classic cars, if you want me to buy them, you must put what you will take for them.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

I will not bid these damn cars anymore for $10,000. And everybody wants 40. It's ridiculous. It's a waste of my time. It's a waste of yours. If you're. If you think after your research that your old Cadillac is worth $30,000, you can pretty much guess. The most I'm gonna offer you is 15. The most.

[C]

Fair enough.

[D]

On the best day, it's gonna be half of what you think it's worth.

[C]

Gotta make sense.

[D]

Nobody buys these things when you have them. Air, they're so great. And when I have them, they're terrible, fall apart, they don't make it to the gas station. They overheat. They overheat. I bought the prettiest 61 Cadillac the other day and it made it 10 miles. It's still at the shop.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

It's awesome. I love it.

[C]

When you gave to your wife, I.

[D]

Gave 12,000 for this car, and I'm gonna spend three on it just getting it out of the shop. And then I'm gonna sell it for 12 again. But you know what it's worth, J.D. you know what it's worth?

[C]

30.

[D]

25. 35. That's what it's worth.

[C]

Well, yeah. You know what you're doing.

[D]

But I'm gonna sell it for nothing because I own it.

[C]

It's an end user thing.

[D]

It is not the difference between a boat and an airplane. If it flies, if it floats, if it fornicates, lease it.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[C]

First time.

[D]

My birthday week is coming up. First time what?

[C]

The first time I heard that, I laughed and then I went, that's so true.

[D]

Oh, if it flies, floats, or fornicates.

[C]

How much more money would I have in the bank right now had I listened to you lease it?

[D]

Yeah, lease it. Lease. Reproduces. Lease it. Yeah. What am I doing now? Oh, it's my birthday week coming.

[C]

Birthday week's coming up, so I need it.

[D]

We have new listeners, we have people that don't understand the birthday week concept.

[B]

That we developed several years ago. This is greatest. This is probably the best thing that John's ever came up with.

[E]

Seriously.

[B]

Not give me the VIN or anything else. The birthday week. This is telling you.

[C]

Did you come up with this?

[B]

Actually, yeah.

[D]

This is absolutely.

[B]

He's the first one I ever heard.

[D]

I'm Thomas Edison, a good bs.

[C]

Excellent. How's it work?

[D]

It is. You're old. I'm in my 40s. We're busy taking care of everybody and paying for everybody, right?

[E]

Yep.

[D]

We never can, like, take a real day off and just smoke a fatty and our phone doesn't blow up and everybody pulling on us.

[C]

The kids are hanging on you.

[D]

So we take our birthday and stretch it out for a week and we just enjoy the breakfast one day. The birthday breakfast with dad.

[E]

Nice.

[D]

Then, hey, honey, you want to go to lunch? You can take me to lunch. We'll go to birthday lunch with hubby.

[E]

Sure.

[D]

Birthday dinner.

[C]

Happy Friday.

[B]

Just take a week instead of the one gift for that day.

[D]

Yeah, it's all.

[B]

It's wishes, basically, for seven days.

[E]

Birthday strip club Wednesday.

[D]

What's on the buffet at the birthday strip club Wednesdays? A prime rib.

[E]

Girls, girls, girls.

[D]

Okay. Birthday week.

[C]

Okay. I love it.

[D]

After 35, if you have a family, you take birthday weeks. If you're male, it does not apply to women at all. Don't even talk about it because I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear your reasons because I came up with it. And it's for men over 35 with wife and kids. We'll be right back.

[A]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[D]

You know, Turley, as much as I love this song, I do, you do think about being in Amarillo, Texas right now, listening to a classic country station. No, this just came on.

[B]

Anything we play is going to be.

[C]

Yeah, they're listening for us.

[D]

This is pretty hard.

[F]

This is.

[D]

This is going from. From one flavor to another for sure. You know what, John Anderson, there's some.

[B]

Cowboys that just light the doobie up.

[D]

Classic rock, classic country listeners are very similar. Yeah, yeah, no doubt.

[E]

But you think a degree of incongruence might be detected by the, the general populace.

[D]

Could happen.

[E]

On a country station in Amarillo.

[D]

Could happen.

[F]

I agree.

[D]

Could happen.

[E]

But what did you do?

[D]

I think we're Nash Icon in Baton Rouge, in New Orleans. Oh, yeah. I, I actually that was just fixing to start and I stopped it because this flood.

[C]

Because of the flood?

[D]

Yeah, because I don't want the cars out of the flood areas.

[C]

Right, sure.

[D]

Just too much trouble. But we are putting together a donation for flood victims that is obviously unorganized because I'm in charge of it.

[C]

I've been calling the Red Cross.

[D]

You've been calling the Red Cross this.

[C]

Morning and they're gonna call me.

[D]

I've got friends that have dealerships around Dallas, Fort Worth. Charlie Evans at Vandergriff, Honda and Toyota. And you got Brosen up in Frisco at Crest, Dortch at Toyota Dallas, and then Chaz that owns Grapevine Ford.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And I was thinking with those points of interest, then we're over in Fort Worth. We can have the drops thing drop all the stuff, and then I can hire an 18 wheeler to come buy each place and load it up in a dry box and ship it down there. Maybe two or three runs.

[F]

I don't know.

[C]

I'm two or three numbers deep into the Red Cross. They prefer money because then they buy items much cheaper than we can. Yeah, they can go out and buy tons of water for, you know, a lot less. So they're used to money. So I'm having to go three people deep into the Red Cross to get items to donate to find out what they really need.

[D]

So you don't think we should start pitching this now since we don't know what we're doing?

[C]

We don't really know what we're doing. Why don't we just wait a minute, okay? Just a minute.

[D]

We're planning, all right? We're planning.

[C]

We're planning.

[D]

08 avalanche with 137. Rudy, is it leather? Cloth? Leather. Average rough or clean?

[F]

Average.

[D]

10 grain. Okay. Is it enough?

[F]

Not really.

[D]

Why is that not enough? Let's talk about this. Let me verbally abuse you for a minute. You got a hundred and forty, 000 mile ten year old avalanche that they discontinued because they're so freaking ugly. And I offer you $10,000 and you act like, oh, you're, you know, what are you thinking?

[F]

You're hilarious. They're discontinued, but now they sell it as a package.

[D]

Yeah, the nobody wants it package.

[F]

No, no, no, I doubt that.

[D]

So why when I said 10,000, did you not say thanks, John? Where do I take it?

[F]

Because I want more.

[D]

What do you want for it?

[F]

15.

[D]

Oh wow. What do you owe on it?

[F]

Nothing.

[B]

So where do you get that number?

[D]

Where's the 50? Does it have navigation and sunroof? Is it a black diamond package or something? Is it LTZ?

[F]

Black diamond package only came out at 13, I believe you know that.

[D]

I don't really care. I just. I just. I was trying to figure out why this thing's so expensive.

[F]

Now like you said. Thanks, John. Thanks for the offer.

[D]

You're welcome. Rudy.

[E]

Do you know this guy? From way back.

[D]

Your deal's too high, Rudy.

[E]

He sounds like you took his stapler from him or something.

[D]

I'll give you 10. Oh no, it's only got 140,000 miles on it. It's only 10 years old. They only discontinued it four years ago because they're so popular. I'll give 11.

[C]

He's your buddy.

[D]

If it's an LTZ with leather infinel, I think I will. I don't know, I kind of hit it hard at 10.

[C]

Did you?

[E]

Yeah, but we're keeping the stick.

[D]

Hey, y' all want to hear something funny? Let's listen to this one.

[C]

Keeping stape, sir.

[D]

Let's listen to this guy. Mike. Mike has. Mike had. Good morning Mike. Where you calling from?

[F]

Outside of Canton.

[D]

Canton, Texas?

[C]

Yeah, first Monday trades.

[D]

First Monday trade going on.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Mike has a 1990 and five Dodge 3504 wheel drive with only 182. She just broke in and is it a four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[F]

It's four wheel drive on it.

[D]

Is it? Is it. What body style was it? 95. Is it the same as the 90? No, that was the next generation.

[F]

No, that's right. It's the considered the second generation.

[D]

So is this the same body style as a 2000? Yes, I now know it is. Okay, so we got. Yeah, it's a diesel, it's a Cummins.

[F]

It's.

[D]

We've got a 20 year old truck with 180 on it. Mike, what do you want for it? What do you take for it?

[F]

No, you shoot me enough.

[D]

No, that's my show. I do whatever the hell I want. I make the rules. I make the rules. I'm not John Chevrolet. I'm not trying to earn your business. I'll just buy your damn car. You want my money? Why does everybody think I gotta kiss their ass? I got the money.

[C]

I know you.

[D]

I ain't selling nothing. No, you're buying. You know the difference between you and your old lady. She's got 100 of the P. Yes, she does.

[C]

I got the money and I'm buying.

[D]

What do you take for it, Mike?

[F]

I take 10.

[D]

Yeah. What? I held up 10 fingers to JD. You did that? That's. How many years is it?

[B]

21 years old?

[C]

21. So 95.

[D]

Yeah. No.

[C]

Well, what will you give?

[D]

I just hung up. I shouldn't have hung up. Is he still there? Mike, you still there? I. We could have had more fun with that. It's like rodeo clowns in the bowl at the end of the rodeo.

[E]

Right, right, right.

[D]

Yeah. I knew it was gonna be 10. Everybody with all these high mile old ass cars. Why 06 CLS AMJ 55 then? This car's got decent miles on it's old body style though. Josh, good morning. You're on the air. Sup, dog? Oh, givemetheven.com is where you can go if you don't want to talk to me, which I would prefer you don't talk to me. I just rather you go to the website and put your stuff in.

[F]

I'd rather talk to you.

[D]

No, no, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to everybody else. You sound like you've got a good personality. Where are you calling from?

[F]

North Fort Worth.

[D]

Okay, North Fort Worth. Is that like north side or are you like a. Are you like a cowboy?

[F]

Oh, no, no. Well, kind of, sort of. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, cowboy with a Mercedes. Have you ever been. You ever been drunk on Exchange Street?

[E]

Many times.

[D]

Have you ever caught anything like syphilis or gonorrhea on Exchange Street?

[E]

Many times.

[D]

Right. Well, I mean, I was testing him, JD to make sure he's telling the truth.

[C]

Gotcha.

[D]

Okay, now we know. Is it a. It's a 55. Right. So it's supercharged. Shut up. Yes, it's 44,000mile AMG. How long have you had it?

[F]

I don't know. Since 2010, 2011.

[D]

Okay, does it. 44,000mile 06 CLS 55AMG. Is it $20,000 is what I'm coming up with.

[F]

Okay, all right, well, that'll give me something to think about.

[D]

Well, when you called here, what were you thinking?

[F]

A little bit north of that. But I mean, couple three grand north of that.

[D]

Yeah, that's retail, I think. Well, go. Go to givemetheven.com, put it in. Go to givemetheven dot com. Put it in. Say it takes $22,000 to buy it if that's what it takes. To buy it. Let me look at some pictures and I'll say yes or no. But I can tell you one thing. You get a fast ass check. Bob. Get off the dump button. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 01 diesel Excursion with 140. Is it a 7 3?

[F]

Yes sir.

[D]

Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Rough.

[D]

Is it? That's too bad. Why?

[F]

Why is it so rough the matter? You know there's normal wear and tear on the. On the leather getting in and out. In and out.

[D]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling From Houston, Texas.

[D]

Is 01 Excursion Four Wheel Drive. Is it limited or Eddie Bauer?

[F]

Limited.

[D]

What is it? What will it cost me to get this truck back where it looks right and is sellable?

[F]

The only thing really is just the seats. The leather just needs to be redone. I have an upholstery buddy out of Austin that gave me a thousand dollar bid.

[D]

I was just gonna say $1,000 worth of seats. What about the exterior?

[F]

Exterior is actually in really good shape. Besides scratches, no dings or dents on it.

[D]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[F]

It's lifted six inches.

[D]

How long have you owned it?

[F]

How long I own it? Two years. I bought it for a kid out of the army. He had it on a 16 inch lift.

[D]

Holy cow. Oh, you guys are gearheads, man. Listen to you go. Y' all change the lifts out on the weekends over 12 packs.

[F]

Sure.

[D]

So is it 10,000?

[F]

10,000.

[D]

Is that right?

[F]

Sounds about right.

[D]

Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let me see the pictures of it.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Thanks. I'm a buyer.

[B]

Hey, somebody with some common sense.

[D]

Someone with some common sense. He actually works for a living. His daddy didn't give him everything. And he's not a spoiled like the guy with the avalanche.

[B]

We don't know that.

[D]

I mean I'm making some assumptions a little bit. I take it all back.

[E]

You flailing like you're drunk on Exchange street, dude.

[D]

Freddy has an zero 940,000 mile LTZ navigation, sunroof. Chevrolet Silverado. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Fred, two wheel drive.

[D]

What city are you coming from?

[F]

Houston.

[D]

Houston. Two wheel drive, crew cab. What color?

[F]

White pipe.

[D]

140 on the clock. Two wheel drive. LTC 09142. Do you have a title to it or do you have a payoff?

[F]

I have a title to it.

[D]

Okay. Will you. Will 9,000 buy it?

[F]

No, sir.

[D]

What? Will buy it.

[F]

I got 13 from the dealership. On trade in.

[D]

Yeah, but see, they move the numbers around. So why didn't you take it?

[F]

Because I didn't get the deal on the truck. On the truck that I was trying to buy.

[D]

So if I buy this truck from you right now, what are you gonna drive?

[F]

I drive a little Honda Civic. So I get my truck that I want.

[D]

Okay. They over allow on the trade ins. What will you take for the truck if you. If I write you a check for it?

[F]

11.

[D]

Okay, I'll buy it. I don't know if I'm right or wrong, but I want to buy something. I want to prove that I can buy a high mile pos and. And pay good money for it.

[C]

Right? Okay.

[D]

All right, Freddy. So what are you going to do with my truck this weekend? Since I bought it? Yes, since I bought it and I own it now. You sold it to me. Where. Where is it going to be parked? Is it going to be outside? Inside? You're gonna let it get rained on? You're not gonna drive it drunk, are you? Are you gonna drive it drunk?

[F]

I mean, I'd have to park it now, wouldn't it?

[D]

Okay. What'd he say?

[C]

Driving? I couldn't tell.

[D]

All right, well, they go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say John bought my truck for $11,000 and come get it. Bring me some money, and y' all quit screwing around. And you're in a hurry. Tell me you're in a hurry. I. I'm always telling to hurry up if you'll tell them to hurry up. I appreciate it. Thanks.

[C]

I'm still stuck on it. You can drive it drunk.

[D]

Why would you ask? 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I got criticized for some of our content on the radio last week.

[E]

Oh, no.

[C]

Kidding me?

[D]

No.

[C]

What'd you get mad? What'd you get in trouble for? You don't say it again. Of course.

[D]

I actually want to read that email. That's awesome.

[E]

Email.

[D]

I love her.

[B]

Did we get in trouble for doing that once?

[D]

No.

[C]

Yeah, we did.

[B]

Yeah, I think so.

[C]

Oh, yeah. We got trouble for reading an email. That and yes, because you were bringing it up again.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

We just yelled at you for doing that, and then you read about it on the air. We did it again.

[B]

It was a great idea. Yeah, but they didn't.

[D]

No, we did hate emails. We read hate emails like Jimmy Kimmel reads mean tweets.

[C]

That's right. Exactly.

[B]

And we got in trouble for him.

[D]

Are you sure? Yes.

[B]

You and they. At least they told you and you told Us, we're never doing that again.

[D]

That's the best bit ever.

[C]

I know. It is funny. It really is funny when people complain.

[D]

I've got the best emails of. I got some. Two great hate emails last weekend. I'm really proud of them.

[B]

I mean, you could talk about it.

[C]

We could tell people to turn off the radio. Then we read them that way. That way when they complain, we say.

[D]

We told you to go away. What brought all this up? I don't know. You're just.

[B]

You're in a weird state of hate right now.

[C]

Yeah. Kind of. Kind of angry with people because they're bringing you high mileage. Trucks and cars.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234.

[E]

I don't remember getting any trouble for anything like that either.

[D]

800, 800 radio. I mean, we've gotten in a lot of trouble for a lot of different things. And I think we've got in so much trouble that we're forgetting what we got is really what I think happened. I don't think we got in trouble over Haiti Mill.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Hey, you go with it, man.

[C]

Let's read it then.

[D]

Well, I have to find it first.

[C]

Then everyone gets next Saturday off.

[B]

You do that next. Do that in the next.

[D]

We'll do it. We'll do it. We've got a guy coming up here to do a news story on us.

[F]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. He's gonna come in at 10 o'.

[F]

Clock.

[D]

I think we ought to do it when he's here. Get his opinion. Like, put him on the spot. Say, what do you think about that?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Dear Mr. Newspaper. What do you think about.

[C]

We're gonna put him on the air.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mean tweets. Jimmy Gimmel does it all the time. Why can't I?

[E]

You can, John. You can.

[B]

You can do whatever you want.

[E]

Don't be afraid.

[D]

These guys are so redneck, backwood, inbred. You could hear the dueling banjos playing in the background. That was when I was like, I love this girl. And at the end of her email, she said, I hate him.

[C]

That's what they said about you.

[D]

Okay, well, I hate that show. I hate them. But what was awesome is the nuggets that she brought up in her email. Dear Mr. Program Director.

[C]

Right. I'm upset.

[D]

Yeah. He said this and this and this and this. And when you actually go back and listen to the tapes to the show, she made it sound like she listened to one segment. I was so put out. I just turned on my radio for a minute and oh, my God, he said this and this and this and this. And then I just went away. And all my friends just turn him off. And I've turned him off. And we're turning you off and we're leaving.

[F]

Right.

[D]

What she didn't think about is the four things or six things she wrote down that I said.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Oh. Took about three hours.

[C]

She was so offended. She had listened for three. Three hours.

[D]

Three hours.

[C]

I'm so angry.

[E]

I can't turn it off while buying groceries.

[C]

That's so funny.

[D]

800, right? Next week will be this week. I was out washing my car with my toes. Twin boys that are four years old and in a very influential state. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio call in year, make, model, miles, I will buy your car. If you got an old classic, skip the phone call and just go to the website. And the odds are whatever you want for it. I'm going to be about half on the classics. On the hey, I got a 62 Chevelle with a rebuilt 383 double pumper Holly and a 380 over forged piston and a special crank. And I did crystal meth when I built the motor with my grandpa. And it's got a lot of sentimental. I don't care. We'll be right back.

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[D]

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[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[D]

Where's Bobbo? I've got to talk to him about this listener.

[C]

You know what?

[D]

He's screwing up again.

[C]

What? What Bobbo do?

[E]

They ain't talking to me about nothing, dude. What's going on? What's the big deal?

[D]

I found this. I started reading the complaints and it's you. It's always you.

[E]

What's me?

[C]

Something Bobble did last week that we're in trouble for.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

In trouble.

[D]

I'm going to change the names of the people in the stations to preserve the innocence.

[C]

Oh, makes sense.

[E]

It's radio.

[C]

So this is an email somebody sent.

[D]

We're in a new, new era, Bob. We're in a politically correct era. Every. We're all. We're all one. There's no men, there's no women. It's all. We're all trans.

[C]

And everyone's offended.

[D]

Everybody's offended.

[C]

Everybody's offended.

[D]

All right, Mom.

[C]

How dare you say that?

[E]

What happened?

[D]

I have been listening to the listening. Let's make up the name of a radio station.

[C]

Z.

[D]

The Zoo.

[C]

The Zoo.

[D]

I've been listening to the zoo for years.

[C]

Z108.

[D]

Z108. In Washington state.

[C]

Washington state.

[D]

And just recently noticed a new highly offensive program on Saturdays.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

When I go grocery shopping.

[C]

Oh, this person is grocery shopping. Will we see? Is this a male or female? Do we care?

[D]

Doesn't matter.

[C]

Doesn't matter.

[D]

We're all the same.

[C]

That's true. We're all one.

[E]

So they're playing this inside the grocery store.

[D]

I guess.

[C]

That'S a good point, Pablo.

[D]

They had us on in the grocery store.

[C]

It sounds like maybe in the car on the way.

[D]

Last Saturday, I left around 9:15. Okay. The perpetrator. Perpetrator took a left on Elm street and there was a guy getting his car. His car priced out.

[C]

Yeah, we know that.

[D]

The disc jockey. I think she's talking about you, Bob. Oh, you're the one with the big FM disc jockey voice.

[E]

I mean, I am a disc jockey.

[D]

The disc jockey. You're the only disc jockey in the room.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

And that's why I think it's you. The disc jockey said, what nationality are.

[F]

You.

[D]

Supporting when you're trying to bobble?

[E]

I did what?

[D]

You a Chinaman?

[C]

Why did you say that?

[E]

I did not say Chinaman.

[C]

I think you did.

[D]

Are you a Chinaman?

[C]

This is supposedly what the.

[D]

Tell me. This is what the disc jockey said.

[C]

Oh, that's what they did.

[D]

Have you ever hired a prostitute? You know you have.

[E]

Hold on.

[D]

Come on, admit it now.

[E]

That sounds like my kind of talk. But what's that got to do with Chinaman?

[D]

I think these are two different segments.

[E]

Wait a minute. They're saying that I said this?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The disc jockey.

[E]

No ticky, no laundry. John, stop it. That doesn't sound like me at all.

[D]

I do remember talking to someone about saying if you were to buy a woman of.

[C]

Yes?

[D]

What's a nice way to say woman of the night? A woman of the night. And there was a 24 year old.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And a 74 year old.

[F]

Right.

[D]

Which one would you pay more for? And he said, the 24 year old old.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

And I said, understood. Your car is the 74 year old and it's not worth as much as the 24 year. Okay.

[E]

And you do that to illustrate the matter of miles on a used vehicle.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

I mean, that's useful.

[D]

Miles driven, ridden hard, put up wet.

[C]

Those two comments were not together.

[D]

No, those two comments were about an hour apart.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, that was.

[E]

Well, I'm sorry.

[D]

You know, you have come on and admit it. Hang on then. This is when I know they're talking about you, Baba.

[C]

Oh Lord.

[D]

They are the most inbred hillbilly. You can almost hear dueling banjos in the background. Radio show I've ever heard in my life.

[F]

What?

[E]

I'm a hillbilly?

[C]

Apparently.

[E]

You're calling me a hillbilly?

[D]

No, I called you a Chinaman. But now I'm calling you a hillbilly.

[E]

You calling me a hillbilly is like me calling you a fat bastard is backwards. That's backwards, son. Come on.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

This is when I knew this was your phone.

[C]

This is not him.

[D]

This is really you, Bob. They talk about drinking. Yeah. They talk about drugs. Yeah. They make sexist remarks about women.

[E]

I don't do that.

[D]

I'm turning off this damn radio on Saturday.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And all my female friends have turned them off. Think about it. Who's generally up on a Saturday morning? It ain't men, it's women. I hate them. Now I do think.

[C]

Love the music.

[D]

That that is a sexist. Common to assume that only women are out taking care of the family on Saturday morning and lugging the baby underground and getting groceries.

[C]

Men are sleeping in.

[D]

Yeah. Men aren't up at work.

[C]

No.

[D]

I would actually argue that statistic.

[C]

I would too.

[D]

I would. People in their cars driving Saturday morning. Do you think there's more men or women?

[E]

I say men.

[C]

Going to the Home Depot.

[D]

I'm at work right now. I don't know what you're doing.

[C]

Right.

[D]

What are you doing, J.D.

[C]

Hanging out, drinking.

[D]

Are you a man or a woman?

[C]

I'm a man.

[D]

Are you a redneck?

[C]

I am not.

[D]

Are you a Chinaman?

[C]

I am.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

But John, you know what? She did a great job of actually describing the show. She really, I mean it's, it's right.

[D]

On three hours worth of this show. So she was.

[B]

She's a listener.

[D]

Yeah. No, she. Three hours of content and I will.

[C]

I will say so offended.

[D]

I'm not. I'll change her name to Susie Q.

[C]

Okay. Susie Q. And C108. Kind of a hill at the zoo.

[D]

I apologize that you were offended and I mean that.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't mean to offend you. No, of course. And if you really are offended and you're not just jacking with a us or somebody that's a competitive radio person jacking with us, which you may be for real, there's a good chance you're not because I keep seeing this pattern of you and your grocery shopping in these emails in your garage sale hopping. But all that aside, I really am sorry for you. I mean, I don't want to offend you. So obviously the thing is, just don't listen to us on Saturday mornings. But if you would like to vent out on me, feel free to go to. If you go to give me the vendor, click email jcw. I'll call you and I will be extremely nice and listen to what you have to say and might even incorporate some of your ideas into what we're doing. And you, you could very well make us better. I'm not saying that sarcastically. You can actually call in the show right now. I mean, I'm not.

[C]

I'll listen. I'm not listening.

[D]

I think we need to do like a. I think we need to do a suggestion segment. How could we make us better?

[C]

That's better.

[E]

I love this.

[D]

How could we a two minute drill, right.

[C]

Stop your grocery shopping.

[D]

If you know how we could do better. Call in cuz I need help. I need help. I drank too much last night. I had six shiner box and I know that I could have done better this morning had I not drank right. What did you do wrong this week? JD Confessional. We'll have confessional when we get back.

[C]

I can't wait.

[E]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[D]

You know how I Say, if give me the VIN doesn't beat your carmax offer, I owe you a hundred bucks. I'm feeling a little bit cocky, so I'm gonna bump it up. I owe you 200 bucks. If I don't beat a carmax, buy your car offer and give me the the vin.com I overnight you check for 200 bones, period. End of story. Kenneth, we're going to make selling your car great [e-mail] Sell us your car.

[E]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

We have a Facebook page, jcw John Claywolf show on Facebook. That simple. I've got a couple of people on there. I just looked at it. I have a suggestion for those of you all just tuned in. We're taking suggestions today on how we.

[B]

Can do better because of a complaint that we had.

[E]

I have.

[D]

I have a suggestion. Need way more high and drunk rednecks to call in the show with their essie cars. I love that part. And that's what the JCW show is all about. And that's from a 43 year old female. That's. Yeah.

[E]

Female, huh?

[D]

Another female. Well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We need y' all to call in with your suggestions.

[C]

How can we make us better?

[D]

We would just want to be better.

[C]

How about us help you?

[D]

We just want to be better. Yeah, that's what we wanted. We wanted to do better. Kevin, a 07 GT hard top stick. Is it leather or cloth Mustang?

[F]

It's leather.

[D]

Is it 10,000? That sounds high. Is it 9,000?

[F]

It's got the SVT wheels on it.

[D]

Yeah. Where are you calling from.

[F]

Man? I'm driving down the road right now, man. I'm in a big truck.

[D]

Is it 9,000? I think I'm like 12, 7 Mustang. I don't know.

[F]

You know, one thing I've learned, it got some. It got on the side of it, it's got some snake emblem on it. In the front, it's got the little snake emblem on it.

[D]

Is it a Cobra?

[E]

Ah, it's a doctor's car.

[F]

Yeah, it sits in my garage, man. I hardly ever get to see it.

[D]

Well, that's you. All these truck drivers have the same story. They have these damn nice cars that they never drive because you live on the truck. On the road.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, Kevin.

[C]

I'll buy it.

[D]

Yeah. So this is why we say give me the vin. So if I had the VIN number to this car, I'd know exactly what it is. So go to givemetheven.com, pull it off your insurance card or something and load it into my system, and then I'll be able to bid it properly because I want to buy it. I do want to buy. I do want to buy it. Mike. A 10 SRX Caddy. What year did they change the that? That's the station wagon looking one, right?

[F]

Well, yeah, sorta.

[D]

It's not the next body that looks like a lexus. A small SUV. It's the. No more Wagony. Is it the V8 or the V6?

[F]

It's a 6.

[D]

Does it have navigation?

[F]

It does.

[D]

Okay, then it's got a sunroof too.

[F]

Yeah. It's also got a. Also got a extended warranty on it.

[D]

You can. You can call them back and get your money back on the extended warranty. It makes no difference to me. It's not gonna help me. I'm not adding value for it. So cancel it and get your money back on the extended warranty. And it's 30,000 miles. What color is it?

[F]

Pearl white? Yep.

[D]

Is it a turbo or non turbo?

[F]

Non turbo. It. It's the performance.

[D]

Okay. Srx. It's got good miles. Was it yours?

[F]

Big party.

[D]

Was it your car?

[F]

What?

[D]

No.

[F]

I actually thought. And I went. Was going through a divorce and had to buy a car.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

I bought it two years ago. When I bought it, it had 26 on it.

[E]

I'm.

[D]

I'm pulling this up. Do you mind going to my website, give me the vin.com and dumping the VIN number? And I'm kind of. I'm looking at something and it's not matching up with my instincts. And I don't want to over bid it. I know you'd love for me to overbid it, but it's an srx. It's the wagon thing. It's the. It's like a Volvo Cross Tour. I mean, I know what it is, but why is this thing giving me such a high number? Because that's not. What.

[F]

What.

[D]

What's this car supposed to be worth?

[F]

You're asking me?

[D]

Yes.

[F]

I have no clue, brother.

[D]

Okay. Because I was thinking like 10,000 and I need to look at the VIN number to make sure I'm thinking right.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Now hang on. I'm gonna look at something else real quick. Srx two wheel drive, right? Yes. Here's MMR report. It's a performance. You said some performance or premium performance. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[F]

And it's. It's a step above immaculate.

[D]

Are you sure? I think actually the body style's the good one. It's not the one I'm thinking it is. Go to givemetheven.com late and I will get this car bought. I will buy this car from you. All right. 800-800-723-4. I waste too much time with that. 800, 800 radio. Johnny Manziel.

[C]

What happened to Johnny? What's he doing now?

[B]

Is it. Actually, he's supposed to be coming in studio here pretty soon.

[C]

Johnny Mantel.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

In the next segment.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Well, I don't know if you heard about this whole Ryan Lochte thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, geez, here we go.

[E]

Big story.

[C]

Remember that made up the story about being robbed?

[B]

Apparently Johnny gave me a call and he said he was hanging out with them.

[E]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yes. And he's got the lowdown on what really happened because you heard his. The stories that been going around about it. Right.

[C]

He's normally so high, he'll tell the truth.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You know, all it takes is just a little roach.

[D]

That's it.

[C]

And you're done.

[F]

Yep.

[C]

And the trick pours out of you like butter.

[B]

Yep, exactly. So that'll be at the next hour.

[D]

He's getting on the hide golf course fishing. We had plenty of people put their. Those were photos on our funny John Clay Wolf show. People do that and their trophies. The winner of the golf course fishing contest that we had go to John Clay Wil show and put up your picture of your catch.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

With the golf course in the background was Kent Montgomery.

[C]

Kent.

[D]

Yes. From Denton, Texas.

[C]

Gotcha. What'd he win?

[D]

Kent Montgomery. He won a hundred dollars.

[C]

Sweet. Nice. That's a deal.

[F]

Yeah. Wow.

[D]

Kent Montgomery won a hundred dollars, all right. In the golf course fishing campaign. And the backup. The backup, the second place guy that won 50 is Marty Fusion from Frisco, Texas.

[C]

Marty Fusion from Frisco.

[B]

Which one was the guy that had the Callaway hat on and the. The Callaway golf glove?

[D]

That's Marty.

[B]

Okay, that. That one I liked.

[D]

I wanted Marty to win it, but his fish just wasn't big enough.

[E]

No, but the winner was an authentic dude because he wouldn't even tell us the location of his hole.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

That's a fisherman.

[D]

That's a fisherman.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to Sell us your car. If I don't beat a Carmax offer, I owe you 200 bones. Not if I. If I bid it at 10 and they bid it at 10. 5. You got to give me the chance to beat them. So I'm not. It's not just a I'm buying option for last look, right? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Norman. You're in Pennsylvania. Norman. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning.

[D]

What city?

[F]

Hamburg, pa. Hamburg.

[D]

Is it cold up there yet?

[F]

No. No, it's hot. I'm near Cabela's.

[C]

We're.

[D]

We're. We're cooling off finally. A little bit. Hey. An 07 Avalanche LTZ with all the goodies and 150,000 miles is worth. I think it's worth eight grand. Yeah.

[F]

How much?

[D]

8,000.

[F]

Nah. Kelly Blue Book shows more than that.

[D]

Cali Blue Balls is what I call Cali Blue Balls. Have you ever met Cali? She'll get you all excited, but she'll leave you blue. Joey, bag of donuts. Kelly Blue Balls. You know what she's good for? Not a good time. Not a good time. Go call Kelly Blue Balls and see what she'll pay you. Because I can tell you right now what she'll pay you. Nothing. Nothing. I'll give eight grand. Kelly Blue Ball. What's it take?

[F]

I couldn't do that.

[D]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

13.

[D]

13? Yeah. You guys.

[B]

Kelly. Yeah.

[D]

We've had two. Two people with two extremely high mile avalanches. One in Houston and one 1500 miles away in Pennsylvania. Right? And they're both out of their damn minds on crack. They're driving150,000 mile over 10 year old Chevrolets that have been discontinued. And I'm the bad guy. Why am I the bad guy?

[C]

Just because they don't know. And they go to Kelly Blue Book and they run those numbers. They go, hey, John's gonna pay me more.

[B]

Kelly. She said she's gonna write me a check for Kelly.

[D]

I've got a girl named.

[F]

Did you ever.

[D]

The girl that you spent way too much time on and she never put out.

[C]

Absolutely. Bobbought the.

[E]

Bought the drink on a couple like that.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. Bought them drinks.

[C]

That's Kelly.

[D]

Yeah, That's Kelly.

[E]

Drinks. I bought them houses.

[F]

Wow.

[C]

I never got that far. Congratulations.

[E]

Dedication.

[C]

You win.

[D]

But I finally told her. I finally told her. She called me.

[C]

Kelly did.

[D]

Yeah, Kelly did. She called me. I don't know. We were out of college. Yeah. I was about 25 and she called Me needing me to help her with her boyfriend's car. That's a dealer in Houston. Actually, he's a huge deal. His name's Gilman. They own like Honda. So all the, all these dealerships and she wanted me to help. And I finally said, listen, you know what the difference between A and A is?

[C]

There we go. Punchline.

[D]

A B.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

No, an A. A whore sleeps with everyone.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

A bee sleeps with everyone but you.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And you are a B. And I don't want to hear about yours. I. I've spent all high school listening. Listening to you.

[C]

Thought we were friends.

[D]

Get gang banged by the Stang gang.

[F]

Jeez.

[D]

The guys that drove the Mustangs.

[C]

Right?

[D]

She didn't do them all at once, but she slowly went through each and every single one of them. And I had to painfully, painfully sit there on the other end of the phone and try to stop this train wreck.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

Because I was trying to get in my place.

[C]

Right. You're trying to park the car.

[D]

But I was her friend.

[C]

Yeah, you're. You were in the buddy category.

[D]

I was in the friend zone. Kelly Blue balls. I know about all of her. All of her escapades, all of her conquests. And finally when we got to college, I guess the tables turned.

[C]

You had your moment.

[D]

I had my moment. Wow. And she was hunting me like, I mean, like Elmer Fudd on a rabbit. And we got back to the house and we had a lot of wine. I don't drink much wine. No, but I had some wine like that cheap box one that you drink, Bob. And, And I, I, I, I. It was time to go. It was time to go.

[C]

Finally.

[D]

She was nude.

[C]

All these.

[E]

She looked very nice.

[D]

Yeah. She looked better naked than I'd imagined.

[C]

She deal clothes.

[D]

What?

[F]

What?

[D]

From seventh grade movie dates to 23 year old college. Couldn't do what this girl was on. Like the fitness connection commercials for aerobics.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Couldn't get it up.

[C]

You think it was just because of all the years of chasing it?

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

Anticipation, anxiety.

[C]

Wine is not your friend when you're going for that. By the way.

[E]

I assure you it wasn't the wine. J.D.

[D]

But 23. I mean, I, I messed around on a lot of different.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

Illegals. Yeah.

[C]

23. Shouldn't have mattered.

[D]

Why I couldn't get. Had her over at the house maybe 30 times over the years. Swimming. Oh, man. Like I'm talking invested. I plowed this field for decades, mentally. Decades.

[C]

Yeah. And the harvest came in.

[D]

And you harvest Came in and I didn't. I couldn't harvest. I couldn't cut. Please clap. Isn't that weird?

[C]

There's a real mind twist going in here somewhere. I don't even know what it is. I'm so. That's so deeply weird. Yeah.

[E]

Because. What's going on, man?

[D]

She looks like hell today, and I love it.

[C]

Did you. From a fitness chick. She got bad.

[D]

She's not fat. She just not, you know, she was. She was the hot one.

[C]

Some age well, some don't.

[D]

She just didn't age well. She just didn't age well. It's okay. Yeah. She just didn't age well. Oh, you know, Kelly Blue Balls. Well, you know what? I withdraw my offer. I'm gonna pass on this one.

[C]

So what did you guys do that night? I need to know how to end it. Did she put her clothes back on and leave?

[D]

No, I got on her and like, I, I, I, I. We did our business.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

But it was very, very. I mean, it's like suffering. You ever tried to, you know, handle wet rags? Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

She pulled the rope. The old joke.

[D]

It was very. It was very un. I needed a redo.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

And she didn't want to give me a redo.

[C]

No, you're bad the first time. Wow. You going back to the Stain Gang?

[D]

The Stain Gang. So when that guy called me in that 93.5L minute ago, I was like, yeah, you keep your damn car.

[C]

Oh, jeez.

[D]

I still have a chip on my shoulder over the Stain Gang, guys.

[E]

It's all right, though. You do this extremely well.

[D]

Do what?

[E]

Like, you're really good at this radio thing. Let that other thing go, man. You're married. You got children. It doesn't matter.

[D]

I did let it go, but when they bring up Kelly Blue Balls, it just brings it all back.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

My name is John Clay Bull. I buy cars real high. That's what I'm good at. That's all I'm good at. That's the only thing in life I'm good at. So you can go to givemetheven.com and I'll beat everybody. I mean, I'm the best at this. You know, I'm like that one guy that's got one trick, and that's what I do. So go to givemetheven.com and. And I'll buy your car. That's what I do with everybody else.

[E]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by Give me the VIN.com.

[D]

You know how I say if give me the VIN doesn't beat your CarMax offer? I owe you 100 bucks. I'm going to bump it up. I owe you 200 bucks. $200 bounty on all CarMax offers.

[E]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[D]

I need to take a couple of quick calls and then I want to Hear Casey's top 10 of 10. Does that work for you?

[C]

Good morning, John.

[D]

Good morning, Casey. Todd, where are you calling from? LeBlanc. It's LeBlanc. That's Cajun. You're from Lafayette, right?

[F]

Louisiana.

[D]

Correct. Did your car get wet?

[F]

No.

[D]

Good.

[F]

Absolutely not.

[D]

I was down there day before yesterday. It's pretty bad. Have you driven around and looked at the damage?

[F]

I should, yeah. There's about 20 houses right around my neighborhood, you know, further back. It's not in my neighborhood but all their stuff is on the streets.

[D]

I mean what's weird being down there is there's so much of the. The city that's fine. And then you just drive off into this lake.

[F]

Right. Well, what happened to me? I put a brand floor and I'm in the ninth hour of selling my house and because the drainage backed up it. I have an atrium in my house and it went up through the atrium and ruined my floors. Now I got to replace the whole floor.

[D]

I think, I think the, the demand, the demand will be so high on. Houses are half ass. Okay, you can sell it immediately. You can sell for more than you were going to sell for. I think a 13 Camaro. Is it an SS? A leather nav. 9,000 miles. What color?

[F]

Red. It's a 2 SS. So it's fully loaded with a heads up display, heated other seats, backup camera, the 9 yard.

[D]

So does it have 21 inch wheels?

[F]

They're 20s.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

It's actually 18s in the front and 20s in the back.

[D]

Oh, I don't like that's factory or that's aftermarket.

[F]

It. That's factory.

[D]

I didn't know that. Learn something new every day. My, my system here saying 24 and a half. 24, 20.

[F]

I got about, I got about 15,000 in upgrades. Oh, I don't got 400.

[D]

Send me. I can't hear all that. That, that's too much data. Go, go to giveme the vin.com and load it up.

[B]

Yeah, you got to see that.

[D]

It'll take us 15 minutes. I've got a lot of show to do. I can't talk about this car for. For 10 minutes. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 10. Challenger with 107. Tony's a six cylinder.

[F]

No, it's a V8. RT.

[D]

What's it you mean RT?

[F]

RT. Sorry.

[C]

RT.

[F]

I'm Australian. My accent. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, good day. Where you calling from?

[F]

It's. I'm calling from Galveston.

[D]

Are girls easier in Texas or in Australia?

[F]

Sorry?

[D]

Are girls women? Do they put out. Do they put out easier in Texas women or in Australia for an.

[F]

For an Australian guy, they put out easier in Texas. For a Texan, they probably put out easier in Australia.

[D]

This is good information. He's telling you from the accent. He's talking from the. So you. You get more action in Texas. How long have you been here?

[F]

Four years.

[D]

Do they just throw it at you like. Like pouring buckets on it. Of it. Of it on your head? I mean, is it just stupid? Easy with that accent.

[F]

Yeah, it is.

[D]

Just taking that cat and just chunking at you like a fastball from you, Darvish.

[C]

Just.

[D]

Just taking a box of cats and just dumping them out over your head.

[E]

Everywhere.

[D]

It's coming everywhere. There's just cats running everywhere.

[F]

I think that's.

[D]

I think that's how your life is, Tony.

[C]

I love the action sense.

[D]

I hear it.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, well, good. Good for you. Good for you. Is 12. 12 grand work?

[F]

Well, it's an RT classic, so it's.

[D]

Got the pretty cragers.

[F]

It's a steady. Yeah, it's got the.

[D]

Hey, Tony. Tony. You're pretty relaxing. Ain't gonna work on me, buddy. It may work on all those. All those. All those unknowing girls. Sunroof.

[F]

It is loaded.

[D]

I know. You're 50, and you keep telling them you're 38. I got you down. I mean, you're a hustler. I get it, but I'll give 13 grand. That's it.

[F]

All right.

[D]

All right. 800. Sold. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[E]

It's like waking up on a trapeze.

[D]

Got a pee.

[E]

Hud.

[D]

Woody. I forgot all about that. The goods.

[E]

I got the goods on you, J.D. i know.

[D]

So what is the.

[E]

J.D.

[D]

There'S Casey. Casey.

[C]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[D]

I'm good.

[C]

Hey, you know what? If you watch the news, Spirit Airlines has been in the news recently. A couple of weeks. Ago they had six people hurt when the turbulence. They had to go back to Orlando.

[D]

I had a hate mail last week about us breaking down a airplane accident.

[C]

Casey, really?

[D]

And they. They were offended.

[F]

Offended?

[D]

Well, be careful with the way that you explain.

[C]

I'm just reading the news stories. And then they had a tire fire at DFW airport.

[D]

It's kind of rhymey. It sounds like you're making fun of it. It's not disasters. Tire fire. Snapper cracker. No.

[C]

You know, their CEO actually said on the Today show, he said, we are people. Come to us for value. We are the dollar store of airlines just like us.

[D]

Give me the vin.com.

[C]

On fire. That was the CEO saying that. So here comes the top 10 spirit new slogans for their ad campaign this fall. Ready?

[D]

I'm ready.

[C]

Number 10. Do we have a number 10 guy?

[D]

Do it. Do we have a Australian robot? 1. Do we have an Australian robot?

[C]

Start with number 10. How about we go start number 10 and we go to number one. Thank you, spirit Airlines. We're the. We're Amtrak with wings. Join our frequent puke program. Ask about our out of court settlements. Your kids will love our inflatable slides. If you think it's so easy, get your own plane.

[F]

Number five.

[C]

Legroom is for Kentucky Fried Chicken boxes. The safest airline going. Terrorists won't even fly with us. We got more.

[D]

The worst one you've ever done ever.

[F]

True.

[C]

Flying over the Gulf or bring a swimsuit. We are like the dollar store in 36,000ft. Spirit Airlines admitted some things are just out of your control.

[D]

Wow. Is that over?

[C]

Oh, it wasn't that.

[F]

Golly.

[D]

I got a pain in my stomach and it wasn't laughing with you.

[C]

Keep your.

[D]

It was laughing at you.

[E]

You have to. That's why. Because I pepper a lot of my stuff with drugs. Like, you know, I'm an enthusiast. I'm a hobbyist. JD Peppers a lot of his stuff with aviation. Yeah, that's what he's in.

[D]

Religion.

[E]

And.

[D]

And the drug stuff. What do you call drugs? Sobriety.

[C]

It's not. It's not religion.

[D]

I can't even say it. Mark.

[B]

Good morning.

[E]

You're on the air.

[D]

Spell the word. Hey, Mark. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Orange.

[D]

Orange?

[C]

And you enjoyed the top ten?

[D]

Wasn't that the worst top ten ever?

[F]

No.

[D]

It'S pretty bad. 05 vet hard top nav leather. 77, 000 miles. Is it 15 grand? Yeah. Well, there's. Are you a retailer? Are you a car dealer?

[F]

My car.

[D]

No, it's my Car, Charlie, that black car that we haven't been able to get off. Same miles. This 07. And I'm gonna lose money on that one. Yeah. Oh, I'm right. You're wrong. How's that feel?

[F]

15 or 13? 15. 15.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay, I got. I'll go to your website and put the stuff in, let you look at it.

[D]

I'll buy it. I'll buy it, price it. I'll take 15.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

I'll take 15. Five. I mean, you know, I'll buy the damn things if you guys just get serious. Damn tire kickers. Tire kicking. Some good tire kickers. Turley, you have on the board this.

[C]

Week all kinds of stuff.

[F]

Give me the vin.

[D]

Customers upside down in their vehicles.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

So we added a new. On our website, we added a new question. When they have a payoff, okay. We ask, what's your payoff? Very simple question.

[C]

Simple enough. That way you know if you're upside down.

[D]

That way we know. So if they're like the Titanic sitting on the bottom of the Indian Ocean.

[C]

Cars worth 12, and you're 8, 28 deep.

[D]

What have you seen, Turley?

[B]

Well, I've seen cars as high as 20, 000 upside down.

[D]

How do you do that?

[B]

Dude, I don't know, but they're not happy when they get a response back from us.

[D]

No.

[C]

Like we did.

[D]

Our fault.

[B]

Yes, apparently. Give me the vin.

[D]

It's our fault. You need to call the dealer that sold it to you and yell at them. No. Yes. I didn't do.

[C]

Oh, that's got to be somebody that rolled a previous car into the loan. Yeah.

[D]

And there was a woman involved. Geez, every time.

[C]

Every time.

[D]

That stuff ain't free, dude.

[E]

No, I know.

[C]

It's.

[D]

You can go and adapt, adopt those cats at the moment, at the adoption, but. No, no, no. Even when you adopt them, you still pay. Oh, yeah. You pay a lot.

[C]

But they go home. Okay. What else? Is that the. Is that the worst? 20 grand, dude?

[B]

Oh, yeah. So far this week at 20 grand was bad. And the guy was just.

[C]

And the guy's mad.

[B]

Mad. He said, poor old Kyle in the buying office got a berated text message back from him.

[D]

I looked at that one. I looked at that one, and I actually tied two and two together. And I wrote him a note last night.

[B]

I sent him something.

[D]

I said, I met you 10 years ago when I was in your mama's barber chair. And she would not. What I say, she would not be proud of the way that you're talking out loud. And she You. You're better than this.

[E]

Oh, the guy cursed.

[D]

Oh, boy, did he. Oh, just stupid. Just belligerent cursing.

[E]

Why does he want to do that?

[D]

I don't know, but it's Gina's son, and it was when I heard that last time.

[B]

So you know the person? Oh, I didn't know he didn't know.

[D]

That I know him. Oh.

[E]

But we can get JD to pray for him.

[D]

Yes, JD we pray for him.

[C]

Absolutely.

[D]

And then the Volkswagen guy that was cussing, I just told him, I said, we don't suck. Your Volkswagen sucks. And speaking of Volkswagen sucking, listen to this. They've admitted that they suck. They sent out. They sent out, sent out a deal this week to all of their diesel customers, okay? They're paying $5,500 in settlement. So you go by the dealership, they'll wire you the funds, right? If you get the chip changed out, okay, from the old cheater program to the new chip, and they'll immediately wire you 5,500.

[C]

Or they'll pay you 5,500.

[D]

They sent you an offer with it, plus the 5,550. 500 if you used to own the car. That qualifies. You get 1500 just for even having your fingerprints on the deal.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Yes. Huh. What's that gonna cost?

[C]

That's huge.

[D]

Yeah, my buddy's got a 09 Volkswagen diesel wagon with. With 140 on it, which, you know, that's a whole nother subject while he drives a car like that. I've given him plenty of grief, but past that is Ryan Redhead. Yeah, they're getting fifteen thousand for it. I mean, this is a five thousand dollar car. Yeah, Volkswagen's gonna take a hit. I mean, they know they're taking it.

[C]

Do me a favor. I mean, tell me, tell me how they stay in business.

[D]

I think they're the largest auto manufacturer.

[C]

In the world, but still, I mean, it's got to be billions.

[D]

They're just making more money than we thought. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0807, 234. 800, 800 radio. We're just going get to givemetheven.com, remember? If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we owe you $200.

[C]

Okay, I have a funny audio clip to make up for the top 10. Would that work?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

This is from Kentucky. Actually, a news story. A couple high on drugs ran into a light pole in their. In their. I believe it was a Jeep. And this is Laurel County, Kentucky, and Methyl smoke itself. Folks, here's the news story.

[D]

Crashing a car was bad enough, but investigators say it led to two people inside that car being attacked by bees. Neighbors along Patton Spur road are still well, buzzing about what happened.

[F]

Well, I just had got done feeding my chickens, watering them and stuff. I walked back to my house there to get my phone so I could play a video game on it. All of a sudden I heard a big boom. I looked back out my door and electric pole fell and lines were falling. And as a guy come out screaming and squalling about like a chicken with head cut off. I told him what he needed to.

[C]

Get out of that water.

[F]

But say I didn't know he was getting eat up by bees. I thought he was just high.

[D]

Deputies say the couple were under the influence of drugs. They say they had driven down the road looking for a place to swim.

[C]

Well, of course they did.

[B]

All I keep thinking about is seeing him running around. Is that Tommy boy scene.

[D]

You remember this?

[F]

Oh yeah. God, they're heroes.

[D]

They're ripping my flats off. Manzel's in. Johnny's here.

[C]

Johnny Miselle came in.

[B]

Yeah, Smoke smelling Johnny.

[D]

Good morning. I didn't realize that. I didn't know you were. I thought you're coming in 15 minutes, John. All right. Johnny. Johnny Manziel. I did get your jersey that you sent me and we had it framed and it's on the wall over there. The Manzel 2 from the right next to Johnny's. Right next to OJ Simpson. I'm putting together Wall of Shame, man. So we gotta, we gotta. We're running a little out of time here. So tell me you. Locky was caught lying in Rio and. And Johnny was there, right?

[E]

Right.

[D]

So why were you in Rio at the Olympics? Why were you there, Johnny?

[E]

Man, I just love football's been really tough. I wanted to be around some real athletes. Decayed dudes, ladies that still do what they do for love of the sport, man.

[F]

Right?

[E]

And to dig on a foreign exotic culture. Learn about our fellow man down in the south Mexican states.

[D]

That's real.

[E]

You know, cuz, between you and me, grass has gotten high in Los Angeles, man.

[D]

So what really happened? Johnny Manzo?

[C]

What the hell is that?

[E]

You know what?

[D]

What?

[E]

Okay, so you got Ryan Lochte. Amazing dude, man. He's a true scholarly ad. Did you know he's Olympic swimmer?

[C]

Yeah, we know that.

[E]

And he speaks three, maybe five languages. Even when he's stoned to the bone, man. Dude's smart. But Braziliano is not one of those language, man.

[F]

Oh no.

[E]

And we get to the gas station. It's like, to the dude, hey, donde esta? To Portobello, man? And the dude's like, no, Portobello, Porto, you hombre.

[C]

And.

[E]

But la is cool, man. So he's like, no problemo, senior old man. Dude, I'm just gonna take Wiz out back.

[D]

What about the damage they said you guys did in the restroom?

[E]

No, no, no, Johnny, man, see, when he said he had to go, like, all of a sudden, everybody's gotta go.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, and these are swimmers, man. They usually just go. Yeah, right, yeah.

[C]

In the pool.

[E]

So I try the bathroom door, but it's locked up tight, man. And they're hopping on one leg. And Lochte starts to kind of whimper like a. Like a little puppy dog. And I say to the old dude, oh, no, he's got a demon again. Where's your Jesus candle? Because I've used that to, you know, make distraction among the South Mexican Brazilianos before they got Jesus candle, man. Or at least a merry one.

[D]

So hang on. Who caused all that damage to the bathroom, man?

[E]

It was like, not even like that, man. All Lochte did was had a real hard squeeze, man, and kind of passed out a little bit and fell down, man. And broke the pot and two stall doors and the mirror and the sink and threw all the urinal cakes at the old man. No. Cause he's supposed to be possessed by Diablo Blanco, man. So, yeah, long story long. Dude pulls a gun, and these dudes are all in Speedos. And so who's got $50 to calm this hefe down?

[D]

Okay, so nobody got robbed, Johnny Football.

[E]

Excuse me. I'm the one that got robbed. $50 in Rio. Like, four grand in peso dollars. So the old dude's just like, let us go, man. That Jesus Candle really had him. Cool down. And also, my friend, man, Thai Teo and his girlfriend were there, too, and they saw the whole thing, and we never did buy any grass, man.

[D]

Well, now we've cleared this up. Johnny Football. Thanks for coming to the studio. My name's Johnny Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the radio. You can call in 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com. be right back.

[E]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[F]

Come on, let us give.

[D]

You want to sell your car and get all the money? Go to givemetheven.com. i need the VIN number, the miles, condition average, rough or clean and some pictures and I'll put you right on the money. I'm the best car buyer in the entire region. I've been doing this 22 years. Yes, it sounds arrogant. The truth is the truth. I'm the guy. GiveMeTheven.com GiveMeTheven.com we're going to make car buy great again.

[E]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Bob, that's not light tight, bright. That's light tight, loose and dirty. Be careful. 800800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. Ben. An 06 Audi S line. Good, good. Where you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from PA. Northampton.

[D]

Oh boy. Northampton 153 on an A4s line. That's tough merch dog. What about the rust?

[F]

What's that?

[D]

What about the R?

[F]

No rust. No rust. It's an Audi. Okay.

[D]

When the Audi's don't get rust.

[F]

No. Nope.

[D]

All right. What? I don't know, man. I mean, 150 on an Audi. Is it. Is it a diesel?

[F]

No, no diesel.

[D]

A 4s line. Is it two grand?

[F]

What do you mean?

[D]

That's what I think it's worth.

[F]

Sounds like what?

[D]

Yep. All right. Hey, who's your favorite football team? Let's get on something we can talk about.

[F]

I don't got a football team.

[D]

All right. You don't have nothing. 8008-0072-3480-0800. We ought to do that. Turley. We're gonna stack the phone lines real quick for the super bowl picks, huh? If you have your super bowl pick. Okay. The listeners.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

We're early in the season. The preseason's just getting underway. I want to hear real quick, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we'll do like a little two minute drill thing. Just rattle off who your super bowl pick is or and why. And I'd like to hear because now that the Cowboys beat the Dolphins so bad last night in a practice is all it was and I was so interested I forgot to even go or watch and I have season tickets. I'm kind of excited. Like we're going to be something and you know we're not.

[E]

I think you really missed something, man.

[D]

Where?

[E]

Well, the new, the new backup quarterback guy, they're looking at pretty.

[D]

What was it? 44 to 20 or 41 to 4. 41.

[E]

14.

[D]

Yeah. That's a pretty nice beat down.

[E]

I don't know, Turley. Is anybody touting their team right now for Super Bowl? No, It's a little early, but. No. Some fans. Packer fans are doing it.

[D]

Sure. I'd like to hear.

[E]

Patriots fans are doing it.

[D]

Patriots fans. Fans are always. What? What's the Patriot? So I've got a Johnny Manziel jersey on the wall. I've got an OJ Simpson jersey on the wall. What's the guy's name?

[B]

Aaron Hernandez.

[D]

I need an Aaron Hernandez. That's next birthday.

[C]

What do you do?

[D]

My birthday week is starting tomorrow.

[F]

Tomorrow?

[D]

Yes. Okay. And after the age of 35, if you have a family, you get to celebrate entire the whole week for your birthday.

[B]

Just colossal failures or. Or murderers. Case of Aaron Hernandez or O.J.

[D]

Yeah. I want to Wall of shame. Pro football jerseys.

[E]

Dante Stallworth.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He killed somebody.

[D]

You know, that's all conspiracy, though.

[E]

Too Tall Jones.

[C]

Speaking of conspiracies, there's tons out this week. It appears Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's health concerns are far more serious than even rumors have suggested.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

She's scheduled for this week when her schedule was announced. She's not doing press conferences. She's only doing one thing a day. There's video of her falling and making weird faces. And they say it's her. It's her sinuses, it's her head, it's her blood. It's. She's. They say.

[D]

You sound like Alex.

[C]

I'm just telling you what they say, and it's probably accurate. She's losing it. She'll never make it to November.

[D]

Rush Limbaugh. We have so many famous people. Rush, thanks again for coming in.

[E]

No, jd.

[D]

Look, Rush, what's your take on the conspiracy theories?

[E]

No coincidence you mentioned the health of Madam Secretary.

[D]

Jesus.

[E]

Stories have circulated for weeks. Now that there is poss. And don't think this is a little off the wall. I know she may actually be with a child. That's no offense.

[C]

No. But look, I don't think that's.

[D]

Hillary Clinton is pregnant is what you.

[E]

Think about an affair that happened years ago.

[C]

Seven years ago.

[E]

Of course, she could be getting ready to bear the child.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Of Satan himself.

[C]

No, that's. I did read. I did read that.

[E]

Punishment for this unholy union.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Be a flood in the Louisiana area.

[D]

What?

[E]

All because of Hillary Clinton and her one array libido. If you can't lick them, join them.

[D]

Easy is a little off her Game. Because she's pregnant. She's in the early stages. First trimester.

[E]

It's a mood enhancer job.

[C]

Seven years. She's like elephant. Half a decade.

[E]

Four campaigns and seven years ago.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh my God.

[E]

She and Satan got it on.

[C]

No, I don't do this.

[D]

It's like the devil's advocate.

[C]

I didn't read that.

[D]

Who is her son?

[E]

It'll name the child Damien.

[C]

Oh God.

[E]

After the famous Damien.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

From Little Rock.

[E]

From Little Ark. Little Rock, Arkansas. The man from Hope, Arkansas. The second antichrist first was Bill Clinton.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And he was.

[D]

He was this antichrist.

[E]

Bill Clinton has gills on a zip cage.

[C]

You don't think that's. Now wait a minute.

[E]

I didn't breathes underwater.

[C]

No way.

[E]

They tried to get him to play the new Aquaman. I don't believe but it was too tall. Aquaman and slight.

[D]

All right, R. I think you've been drinking or you're heavily sedated with oxycontin this Friday.

[C]

It wouldn't be above what some people are saying.

[D]

Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush. Where you need to tag out to.

[E]

Your audience talent on loan from. From God. Thank you.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

Awesome brother Frank.

[D]

Good morning. Oh, we gotta go to break. Yeah. Oh, we've got a ton of people that want to talk football real quick. We'll be back in a momento port for four member go to givemetheven.com to load your car. We want to buy that too.

[E]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Glee wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[D]

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[E]

Sell us your car.

[D]

Now.

[A]

Back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Good morning. 1046. For those of you all who don't, we were watching. Listen the radio to keep time. J.D. good morning.

[C]

Good morning, Johnny.

[E]

Bo Bo.

[D]

I've had some text messages blowing up over your Rush impersonation.

[E]

They think you're.

[D]

You're talented. I keep trying to tell them you're not. You're just an alcoholic, but that's not the point.

[E]

No.

[C]

He's so good. That's so good. So dead on. That's better. Rushed than Rush. Alcoholic conspiracy theories side by side. We should do that. Take a Rush clip and. And do him. I swear to God you wouldn't.

[D]

We asked for some super bowl picks, and we've got them.

[C]

Okay, little.

[D]

Little two minute drill real quick.

[E]

Let me guess.

[D]

Richard. Go.

[F]

Ah, yeah. I picked the Eagles.

[D]

The Eagles? Are you an Eagles fan?

[F]

Hell yeah.

[D]

You like the Cowboys too, as your runner up, right?

[F]

Oh, are you kidding? I mean, there's, you know, I. I've got picture that. Sit on Dallas, my boy.

[D]

Have you already started cocktailing this morning, Richard?

[F]

No.

[D]

Okay. You kind of sound like. Well, go Eagles. Right? All right, Robert, good morning. Who you got?

[F]

I got Chicago, buddy.

[D]

Chicago Bears. The Bears. The Bears. I see you're in for.

[F]

We've had some bad years, but I think we might put something together this year.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Robert Scott Shoe, Chicago. Okay, James, go.

[F]

I got the Arizona Cardinals.

[D]

Why?

[B]

It's a good pick.

[F]

2. Two reasons. A healthy quarterback and a stout defense.

[D]

All right. Arizona is what? James, Good running back to Hance. What do you got?

[F]

Man, you're gonna be mad at me, but I'm a Saints fan. But I do have the Cardinals as well. Over the Steelers for revenge of the 2008 Super Bowl. Driving from Houston to Baton Rouge. Some donations right now. And I'll tell you, in the college world, LSU looks pretty stout.

[D]

LSU always looks pretty stout. Thanks for calling. Thanks for listening. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

We could have asked him where he's taking his donations because you're trying to get donations together.

[D]

I am trying to get donations together.

[C]

And he's taken some donations to Baton Rouge. And we could have asked him where he's going.

[D]

Well, see, you're in charge of the whole donation. I told you, I've never done anything good in my entire life. And I'm trying to do something good.

[C]

I. Give it a try to me.

[D]

But. And putting you in charge of. Because you're a good person. You're. You're the other side of me, J.D.

[C]

I'M truly the. The Ying Deer y.

[D]

You're the straight man.

[F]

We.

[D]

We have a. We have a newspaper. A senior newspaper correspondent.

[C]

Senior. Seriously?

[D]

He's been Around a while. Robert, good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[D]

Robert Philpott.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Really?

[D]

Wow. Now, Robert, you told me that you've done some radio pieces before in the past. Yeah, there's. There's a. Not the greatest track record. I did a profile of Kid Craddock and it was a year or two data later he died. Profile of Terry Dorsey. Terry Dorsey, three months later. And here you are in here haunting me. So the worst that can happen is you won't have a job in a couple of months.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Now, do you know J.D. ryan?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, we met when I was with the Russ Martin show.

[D]

Did a profile of Russ. Yeah. Went to the studio. Russ flashed me.

[C]

Flashed you?

[D]

Kind of just dropped his drawers for a second. Front or back?

[F]

Front.

[C]

Front.

[D]

Oh, that's nice. Full frontal nudity. Full, because he was still wearing his shirt. But he showed you his. His johnson.

[C]

That was very common. Very.

[D]

It was very. I'm trying to come up with the right word. Very brief. I don't want to say very short.

[E]

Now how long ago was that?

[D]

This was like 2004.

[C]

Yeah, 2000. Mid 2000. About 2004.

[E]

So he's. He's lasted out your curse for a long time?

[C]

Well, actually, no, cuz we got. We got removed from the radio in 2009, so that one took longer, but.

[D]

Yeah. But he's back.

[C]

Yeah, he's back.

[D]

Russ is a survivor.

[C]

He is truly.

[D]

For donations, please go to the Russ Martin charity.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

800-800-72348. 800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the air. And we've got. Oh, we got more. We've got more people. Hang on, I'm gonna do this real quick. Avery, go.

[F]

Yes, sir. I got the Carolina Panthers going all the way.

[D]

Okay, Mo, go. Hello, Mo, hit it.

[F]

Yes. Hey.

[D]

Hey.

[F]

It's all. It's all about them Bears, baby. This is the year of Chicago gonna do it. And the Bears are gonna come through this year, too.

[D]

Where are you from?

[F]

Chicago.

[D]

Where are you living now?

[F]

Houston.

[D]

Did you come down for the taxes and the weather?

[F]

No, actually, I was born here. I am Texas. Technically, I'm a Texan, but I was raised and grew up in Chicago, so that's. That's home.

[D]

Go Bears. All right, Nick, go.

[F]

Go pack, go.

[D]

Of course we had to have a cheesehead. I mean, what's life without a cheese head or an Eagle fan?

[F]

Yeah, about the best overall quarterback in the league. I mean, you always have a chance with him.

[D]

It's kind of like Kelly blue Balls. You always have a chance with her, but she never delivers. Never delivers. 800-800-723-4. Tony Romo, 800, 800 radio. And you can also call in and I'll bid your car. J.D. do we have some news this morning?

[C]

We do actually have some fun news. See, a pair of Brazilian synchronized divers had a tiff. They will not compete with each other ever again after one of them had a marathon sex session with a canoeist. INGRID Olivia, she's 20, reported to have spent the night with a canoeist. Pedro was it Gonzalez, somebody, South Brazil. Anyway, they had a big tryst and so the other. The other synchronized diver couldn't get any rest. And then they came in dead last the next day. So she said she'll never dance with her again.

[B]

There's a lot of diving going on around there.

[D]

Oh, God.

[F]

My. My Lord.

[C]

How much?

[D]

Tons.

[C]

Well, first of all, you gotta buy a bunch of healthy bodies.

[F]

Real.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Beautiful women. Did you watch sand volleyball by any chance?

[D]

Of course. Did you watch Bubba Sparks? I heard Bubba Sparks playing in the back of my brain when I was watching sand volleyball. Oh, yeah. I mean, there is booty.

[F]

Booty.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. Just like that. I mean, that was some good tv. Watching track, too. I mean, there's a.

[B]

There's a photo circulating around of this guy. It's on the side, just kind of.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he's looking at girls.

[D]

Yes. Think about if you're in that village.

[B]

It'S like 32 flavors. You get to pick different countries each night.

[C]

And you're away from. You're away from your other significant other for the most part.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

You're in a hotel room. It's all set up. You get time off. Oh, man. Please. What else? Of course we know about Ryan Lochte. Apologize. He's now apologized. Kind of half hearted. Apologize.

[D]

Johnny Manziel was in the studio earlier and he was a firsthand witness and he told us all about it. That actually Johnny's the one that got robbed.

[C]

Johnny's the one that got robbed. Guns N Roses in concert. Now they know the most important thing when you're playing Los Angeles really isn't the sound. It really isn't the smoke. It isn't really the lights. It's how attractive your audience is. TMZ has learned that Guns n Roses, they fired off an email to Photogenics, which is an LA based model agency. Agency inviting every female model to the from the roster to Friday show at Dodger Stadium. Here's the deal, though. They could not bring a Plus one, don't bring your ugly friend. Don't bring the dog with you. The 50 or 50 or so model showed up and they put them all in the first three rows. All beautiful. Totally worked. Are you kidding me? Front three rows, the Guns N Roses. And they all showed up. You have to be alone.

[B]

Rock and roll.

[D]

Eli. Go.

[F]

I picked the Carolina Panthers.

[D]

Why?

[F]

Because Cam Noon's pissed.

[D]

Okay. Aaron. Go. Aaron.

[F]

Oh, hey, sorry, I didn't hear you for a second.

[D]

Sorry.

[F]

I gotta go with the Cowboys.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Finally.

[F]

Yeah, we got a brand new, you know, secondary quarterback. So if Tony Romo throws one of his fits, I think he can take.

[D]

Us all the way. The Cowboys are going to win the super bowl because of their backup quarterback. That's an interesting perspective. Let's put a lot of money on that. Aaron. Thanks. 800.

[B]

800-72341 Cowboy Fan, 800 rating.

[D]

You know, I watched the Olympics and.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Did it? Was there anybody that you fell in love with?

[C]

Just the sandboy, volleyball, all those.

[D]

Yeah. I like that Swedish gymnast Stutten Grunger. She kind of got my tractor started. Yeah, did you see her? No, she just got my tractor. You know, just.

[C]

She, she owns.

[D]

She had a little bit of that rhyme Rousey too. Overbuilt, but like that. No, I don't, I don't. If I brought her in, we thinner down in and get her off.

[C]

Shave it off a little bit. Yeah, yeah. The overbuilt thing doesn't do it for me. That's why the volleyball girls are hot because, you know, they're in great shape, but they're thin, they're lean because I gotta jump.

[D]

Watching the men's gymnasts cry like a bunch of four year old girls during the place announcements was interesting. And then you got Usain Bolt, I mean, running through the crowd just looking to plant his seed and all the women he can. I mean what an opposite dynamic. Seriously, he was just, he was just like, who? Who's ready to roll? I mean he, he's a lover, not a fighter. And the gymnasts were just, oh my God. Just don't know what to do. I was talking to a buyer in the. Give me the vin room and he was serious. What's the little cute Russian gymnast? Russian one, pouty, pouty eyes. He, he was like. He's like, we really should open a halfway house for Russian gymnasts and train them over here. My wife and I really like them.

[E]

That's a good idea.

[D]

Yeah. Did you see that? Did you see the 41 year old lady from Kazakhstan. Yes. That was awesome. She was the highlight of the show for me. Grandma doing backflips 41 with no. With no financial whatsoever.

[C]

That's awesome.

[D]

She. I mean, she got second. I would have given her. She got a second try on the springboard just because she's old and poor and I mean, I was rooting for all the way. Let's go. Old and poor Cat. It's like a Borat chick.

[C]

Did you.

[D]

Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, it was. It was.

[E]

This is my sister. She's number two prostitute in all Kazakhstan. What about little Simone Biles, little gymnast? She got four gold medals.

[D]

She's awesome.

[E]

Usa.

[D]

She's awesome.

[C]

And of course, from Kali from South Lake, Katie Miley, who I interviewed the. This week. She wasn't in the swimming. In the breast stroke.

[E]

Outstanding.

[D]

How did you get to her?

[C]

I know her father and she had. He had her call me and we did a little interview for the radio.

[D]

Why do we not have a clip of that?

[C]

We. If you would like one, we could certainly pull it.

[D]

Will, you're on line one. Go.

[F]

Yes, sir. I'm going with the San Diego Chargers.

[D]

Why? What?

[F]

What? Oh, I just, I. I think, you know, being from third last, third place, I think they got a lot of great to make up and people aren't watching them, folks.

[D]

They're the sleeper.

[F]

They're the sleeper. And James Jones is a great receiver from the packers, so I think that helps Philip Rivers a lot.

[D]

You need to go put a little money in Vegas on the odds because it's going to pay a huge. Since you're right.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

[D]

You can buy your super bowl pick now online in Vegas. I don't know if online. I think you have to have a friend go buy it at the Sportsbook for you. But the payoff ON that's probably 5,001, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Or just go to give me the VI. And we haven't been doing much car talk at all this week. And I'll bid some cars. Buy some cars. We bought about 200 cars this week.

[C]

Is that a good week? Average week.

[D]

It's growing. Is it? It's growing a lot. It's been busy. It's been fun.

[C]

And you went to Louisiana this week and saw some of the flooding.

[D]

I saw some of the flooding down in Louisiana. And we're going to.

[C]

They're saying it's is. It's up there with Katrina.

[D]

Yeah, it is it. And I already noticed I was in the auction in Louisiana this week and the car markets already jumped up high. It's going to be real high. Yeah.

[B]

So sell your car now, right?

[D]

Where in Louisiana? Yeah. Truth. No, wait about three weeks.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Let it dry out.

[D]

No, it'll be high down there for. For three months. They lost 50,000 cars down there.

[C]

Now where do those cars go? Do they just.

[D]

They go to Copart auctions. They go to the insurance salvage pools and they get sold to. So whenever you're salvage title. Hey, I bought a salvage engine. It only has 60,000 miles on and it was. It was also flooded.

[C]

Flooded. Yeah.

[D]

You don't know that, but yeah, it goes to the, to the salvage arch and LKQ buys like all of them. Oh. Oh. We're out of time.

[B]

That's a bye to Dallas.

[D]

And we got to say bye to Dallas. Yeah, we got to say bye to Oklahoma City.

[C]

Love you, Dallas.

[D]

And we've got to say bye to. In Houston. We've got to say bye to PA and then we've got about four or five more stations that we keep rolling with for the next hour. Remember, you can grab the rest of the [e-mail] Click the iTunes podcast at the bottom. Podcast will be live about 3 o' clock today. You can stream us go to the Bear in wichita falls on iheartradio and they'll be on number two or ESPN 97.5 drive down in Houston. They've got us for the next half of Houston picks that up the other half. But you can get us there and we will be back next week. All you other stations at what time? 8:06. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, we buy cars. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we will give you $200. I write a few checks every week. Every once in a while we get bit. But give us.

[E]

We.

[C]

We. They overbid and they overbid.

[D]

We we know. We tell you, hey that you got all the money, go get it. Then we give you a little more to boot for giving us the opportunity. I'll see you next Saturday morning, 8:06. And everybody else in those other cities, hang tight. Hour number four is on way.

[E]

So before you get rooked in your NFL fantasy draft, here's a guideline or two to keep in mind. And trust me, this is high dollar information at my day gig, so listen up. First things first, running backs. And I know some experts are telling you that reliable wide receivers are rare enough to take in the first two rounds, but screw those guys. The big value still on three down, workhorse starting runners. And you want to get a good one one before you're stuck with an unknown quantity. Look for teams with no committee at the position, but look out for false positives. And here's one. Le'Veon Bell, Pittsburgh Steelers.

[F]

Right.

[E]

He's a true feature back. And his suspension's down to three weeks from four. Then again, he's liable to shoot some poor waitress or hooker in the middle of week two, and that's not going to help the roster. So stick with the proven talent. Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings. Hey, he's a bit of a disciplinarian at home, but the issues in the past. And I'll tell you something, that kid has got some respect for his elders. So load up on the RB slot face just like always. And next time we'll talk about quarterbacks. And why does Tony Romo is quite possibly the last name you ever want to pick up for your fantasy team. Till then, this is Tommy Carbone. Remember, keep your league manager close and those other chump owners is close. You know what I'm talking about? Capiche?

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

You think you're on top of the.

[F]

World, but you know, it's really all right.

[D]

Our number four, my name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. Babo.

[C]

What was that?

[D]

That was Tourette's Babo. Tourette's Babo.

[E]

That's me, boy.

[D]

You Tommy Carbone.

[E]

Hey, it's Tommy.

[B]

Good advice there, Tommy.

[D]

What is your. Your football pick, Tommy, coming to you.

[E]

Live from inside the wolf den over here.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You know what I'm thinking? What are you thinking this year? Thinking Cowboys.

[D]

Really?

[E]

I don't want to think it. The thing is this Tony Romo's got this spin away movie he's gonna do about three times.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

The third quarter of week one.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

You know what I'm talking about.

[C]

I do.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

She's on the field. Oh.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

He's not getting up anymore. Oh, what are we gonna do? Where's Matt Castle when you need him? They got this kid, Dak Prescott, played for Mississippi State.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Played every team in the sec.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Senior Bowl.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

This is a bad motor scooter.

[C]

Why?

[E]

It's got poison. Did you see his preseason last night?

[D]

Now this is.

[E]

This is the Miami Dolphins practice team. Here, he throws two touchdown passes. He runs two in his Damn self just to say, yeah, look at what I can do here. Give me the job. That's what they're all doing the preseason. You got that Brian?

[D]

Looks good.

[E]

Little Cole Beasley.

[D]

Who's it? Cole.

[E]

Cole Beasley could run away from a Mack truck. Beat it. Speed for speed.

[C]

I don't know about that.

[E]

Jason Witten, he's good. The old man. Everybody loves Jason Wooden. He's on every TV commercial down there with the Dallas Fort Worth Texas market. He's selling cell phones.

[C]

I know.

[E]

He's selling rubbers. I know. He's selling batteries. Fried chicken.

[C]

Yeah. No, I don't think so.

[E]

Express lubes.

[C]

No, that's not.

[E]

They're saying you want a Dallas Cowboy to be on your payroll for a TV commercial. Talk to Witten. The old man, people love him. And he can catch a bull.

[C]

Yeah, he's.

[E]

And when he doesn't, you know what else you got?

[C]

What?

[E]

You got Gavin Escobar.

[D]

What?

[E]

Gavin esar.

[D]

Is he a son of Pablo?

[E]

Tight end, number two. Set him on the end of round. You got a slant. Second and 12.

[C]

Forget about it.

[F]

Really.

[E]

He's over the middle. Very tough. Jerry Jones.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

He's looking better. Yeah, his health is coming back to him. You know why?

[D]

Why is that?

[E]

Cowboys.

[B]

Oh, he just won't shut up. He just keeps going.

[D]

I did notice that last night Jerry looked a little bit better on TV than normal.

[C]

I don't know why.

[D]

I mean, a little more work maybe. Maybe the Cowboys have have a full oxygen bottle around.

[E]

It's not the Johnny Walker Blue label, I can tell you that.

[D]

Jd, You. You said you had more news pieces.

[C]

Have some. We can hit some headlines and you can tell me if you want to hear more. You ever taking an Uber?

[D]

Sure.

[C]

What would. What if the Uber showed up with no driver? Starting later this month, the new Uber was going to allow customers in downtown Pittsburgh to summon self driving cars from their phones. I'm not sure I'm ready for that. To get in a car that's got nobody behind the wheel crossing an important milestone that no automotive or technology has yet achieved.

[E]

You wouldn't do it. But you're never drunk.

[D]

Well, that's true. You got a point.

[C]

You got a point. It's safer than me driving home.

[D]

We're gonna start it at 10 and run it till 4a. That's a good point.

[C]

What else you want to move on?

[D]

So the really going to have.

[C]

Yeah, they're going to have in Pittsburgh later this month. Yeah. Really?

[D]

Pittsburgh?

[C]

Yeah. Yours could be LA Pastor Tony Perkins, he's a big anti gay guy. He says, you know, God, really, the reason the things happen to gays is because that's God's wrath. His house was flooded this week in the Louisiana Floods. He says actually God brings floods to punish the evil. So you gotta wonder if God's pointing his finger at him. Man arrested and charged after he publicly exposed himself and violated a parked van.

[B]

Is that Russ Martin?

[C]

No, no, no. Michael Hansen, 35. Charged with two counts of public indecency. And he basically raped a van.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yeah, he put his business in the. In the grill.

[B]

What was he high on?

[C]

Let's see here. It does not say, but I'm sure it was meth.

[D]

Hold on.

[E]

What kind of van?

[B]

Why does it make a difference?

[C]

Let me see if it actually says that in the report. It does not.

[E]

And Honda Odyssey is kind of. Kind of hot.

[D]

Hey, speaking of hot Odysseys, did you see the one that caught on fire this week at the auction?

[B]

Turley, I did not know.

[F]

Yo.

[D]

You were at the office. You didn't know that the S2000 Honda, the yellow one. Okay. We had to put a clutch. We bought it from the guy. It had low miles. It did good. And then we had to replace the clutch. And it got arbitrated at the auction. And then it came through two weeks later. It was smoking like a freight train. Come to find out that the valve covers were leaking. So we got that fixed. Then it comes to last week. 18 grand sold. Then it blew up in flames. You're kidding.

[B]

So somebody didn't fix it properly?

[D]

Correct. But of course it's not their fault.

[B]

Oh, of course not really.

[D]

It's always my fault.

[B]

So how's that going to go down?

[D]

Now the good news is it was like a flash fire. So it really didn't cause any damage. It was just like one of those poof fires. I mean, I think if you look close at some of the wiring, it might have a little bit of scathing from the heat.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So they didn't clean the oil off properly.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And so it's your fault.

[D]

Yeah, of course.

[B]

So is the buyer gonna still buying it?

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. It caught fire in the auction line. Oh, my God. I've seen that before. That's the first time it's happened to me. But it's interesting at these dealer auctions how the arbitration process works and how the auctions are so paranoid of getting stuck. Stuck with a car that they. Anything that's Range Rover, they want to arbitrate.

[B]

Oh, it doesn't matter what it is.

[D]

We had one last week that they were wanting to arbitrate, making up reasons. Basically just say it's a Range Rover. That's why you don't want to stand behind it. Because the auctions, when, when they sell them at the dealer auctions, they can buy even new ones. They can buy. They can buy basically insurance auction. Will you check the car out for me?

[C]

Sure.

[D]

I'll pay you 150 and you guarantee it for the next 14 days. Okay. So it's an insurance. It's an income stream that the auction has.

[C]

Makes sense.

[D]

But they hate claims. They love the premium, but they hate the claims. So rovers. So when I sell a Rover, there's like, you know, well, they start making up stuff. What's wrong with it? Just to get their, their own ass off the hook. So I sent a guy, I always have to, I have to hire an expert outsider to come and reanalyze them. So the, the Range Rover, he's like, just went off all this list. Nothing is wrong with this car. It's absolutely fun.

[C]

Perfect.

[D]

Okay. And then the. There was a Ford truck that they were trying to arbitrate on me for the sunroof in OP and they're wanting to cut it back $2,000 to replace the cassette on the sunroof. And the guy calls me, he's like, the sunroof works perfectly. I don't know what's wrong. I don't know. It's. If I was as picky buying the cars from you guys as the guys that are buying them from me, you wouldn't like me. No.

[B]

Wouldn't get anything.

[D]

No. Heck, anything bought, we just buy them and roll with it. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio is the calling. Number, year, make, model, miles. I do buy rovers. I'm not scared of them. I do ask a lot of questions. Are there any dummy lights on? You know, airbag abs to the bags, work up and down? Sure. But hey, J.D. i get emails from the damn auctions that want arbitrate cars. I'm like, dude, it's in full factory warranty.

[C]

Yeah. What's the big deal? They don't. Well, they don't like rovers specifically because they're very expensive to Jaguars because they're expensive Porsches. It's like that Aston Martin I've been driving for a month or whatever. It's got lights all over. It's just light up. In fact, sometimes it just decides it'll still run. It'll run great. But the top won't go up and come down and all the dials go dead. Then they come back. Then the radio works. Then it doesn't.

[E]

That's so fun.

[D]

Britain, Brits. I don't know where Ashton's made. Is it. Is it?

[B]

That's Italiano.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

It's not. Okay. All that part of Europe, German, is where cars get pretty good. But if you have a Volkswagen with over 80, 000 miles, you just need to throw a three point shot and put it in the hoop in the trash can. It's over. They're terrible.

[C]

No, no. Resell.

[D]

No, I can't. You can't sell one on a green light at the auction. You have to sell it on a red because they will not pass post sale inspection because of their Volkswagens. If it's not a diesel and it's a Volkswagen and it's over 80, 000 miles, I'm almost to the point where I don't even want to buy.

[C]

You don't want to buy it? Well, you have nowhere to sell it if you. No one's buying.

[D]

Nobody's gonna buy. No one's gonna buy because everybody in, in the business knows that they're trash. Toyotas, Hondas. Hey, John, what's a good car? What's a good car? Toyota's good car. Toyota is what is a good car. There's no doubt about it. But the best car there is is on longevity is the 350 or whatever it's called. 350 automatic, the, the, the. The engine, transmission, rear end combo. That's in the full size truck, half ton. The Suburban and the Tahoe.

[F]

Yep.

[D]

Can't beat it. It's a 300,000mile setup.

[C]

Bulletproof.

[D]

It's bulletproof.

[C]

Wow. So that's all the time. What's the best car to buy?

[D]

There's not really any bad cars anymore. Kias with miles on them or kind of trash cans. Yeah. But I mean, hell, I bought a Kia the other day. Was that a Kia that we gave 46, 000 for?

[B]

No, that was a Hyundai Genesis.

[D]

I mean, that's when you know you've run Equinox Equus.

[F]

It.

[D]

Yeah, it's when you get 46, 000 for a used Hyundai. Damn. And I was like, this is stupid.

[C]

I don't know that much new.

[D]

I had to beat a Carmax offer and I went ahead and did it. I was like, this is dumb. Maybe I need to change my whole marketing plan.

[B]

Yeah, that Hyundai equus.

[F]

Yep.

[D]

Here's one. Put him on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Put him on hold now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Does he not hear me?

[B]

No, he can't. They can't hear you in there.

[D]

Put them on hold. He still can't hear me. All right, we need to talk to him about how to do that. What else do we. We put him on hold. Thank you. Chris. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

How you doing?

[D]

I'm good. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Galveston.

[D]

Galveston? Does your car have rust?

[F]

No.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Cuz most of them do.

[F]

I got 60. I got 6 to 8,000 miles on it.

[D]

That's it?

[F]

That's it. I don't leave the island. I don't cross the water.

[D]

Oh. How long have you lived in Galveston?

[F]

God, all my life.

[D]

All right, we've got a 09 Tahoe LTZ with leather nav and sunroof. What color?

[F]

Black.

[D]

All right. Is it.

[F]

I got it murdered out.

[D]

Oh, no, I wish you didn't. I wish it was stock. I was hoping you weren't gonna say.

[E]

This, explain that to me, but I just.

[F]

I just tinted the windows dark as heck and I got 22s on it.

[D]

Do you still have the factory wheels murdered out?

[F]

Oh, yeah. They're in the garage.

[D]

I want those. Keep your wheels. Go sell them on ebay or put them on your next one. I'll tell you why your miles are so good. I need this car to be as close to new as it can be. The. The dark tent's fine. When you said murdered out, I just figured you had all kinds of custom stuff and that's not what we're looking for. Oh, no? No.

[F]

Only thing I got custom on it is the rims itself.

[D]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Polar drive.

[D]

And it's got leather, rift nav, and it is a. It is a Tahoe LTZ. With how many miles?

[F]

68 or something?

[A]

Six.

[D]

Eight. I thought you said 1668.

[F]

Yes, that's fine.

[D]

That's still good. Miles.

[F]

They got the running boards where you open the doors. They open up. And when you shut the doors, they close in.

[D]

If I buy this car from you today, what are you gonna drive tomorrow?

[F]

I got another car. I got a Camaro.

[D]

Okay. Do you have a title to this or is there a payoff?

[F]

No, I got a title.

[D]

If I give you 21, 000 for it, do I buy it?

[F]

That's what I figured, too.

[D]

That's. You and I were Thinking a lot. Chris, how long have you been listening to us?

[F]

I listen every Sunday.

[D]

Well, it was actually Saturday, but that's okay.

[F]

I mean, Saturday.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[F]

I had a long night last night.

[D]

How many years?

[F]

How many years what have you been listening to?

[C]

Us drinking.

[F]

Me?

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

I live on the island, man. There always a reason to party.

[D]

Now, how many years have you been listening to us?

[F]

Oh, probably a couple years.

[D]

Okay, we've got Sunday turned into Saturday. And party. Are you drunk right now? No, sir, I cannot do it. An expensive transaction with a person that's under the influence. So you are. Hold. Hold your right hand up and say, I am not drunk and I'm not high on marijuana.

[F]

I don't do drugs.

[D]

Okay? I don't do drugs. All right, so does 21 buy the car?

[F]

What? I go to.

[D]

You don't go anywhere. We come to you.

[F]

I got to talk to my girlfriend first.

[D]

You don't need to talk to your girl who bought this car. How long you been dating her?

[F]

Two years.

[D]

Okay. How long have you had this car?

[F]

Pictures.

[D]

Okay, so this is. This is non community property. In a relationship.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Right?

[D]

I mean, this is your property. You don't have to discuss with her. It's you and me, men to man to man. Man to men. Doing. Doing a handshake transaction. I'm offering $21,000. What is your reply? Okay, we're not talking about girlfriends. We're talking about your. It's your car.

[F]

Do it. So let me do it. But I want to clean it up first, though.

[D]

I'll clean it up. Don't worry about it. Okay. I've got detail shop. I've got. I've got a full crew of illegal aliens that will get this thing so clean, it'll blow your hair back. Okay, So I. I bought a truck from you for. For $21,000, right?

[F]

Let's do it.

[D]

So this week, give me a reason.

[F]

To go to the casino.

[D]

Don't take it out in the sand. It's my car now. We're gonna pick it up Monday or Tuesday. Now that it's my car, I don't want it on. I don't want it on the beach. And if it rains, put it in the garage.

[E]

Keep.

[D]

Take care of my car over the weekend. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, Wolf bought my car for 21,000. They're gonna send you a checklist, and we're gonna get a check cut and send a driver down there and pick it up.

[F]

All right? Do I Send a copy of my title to prove that I own it.

[D]

Yeah. On the checklist we send you, it'll ask for a copy of the front and back of the title. Your driver's license.

[F]

Okay. I'll get that taken care of.

[D]

Thanks, man. Thanks for listening.

[F]

No problem.

[B]

Bam.

[D]

Robert 11F150 lariat with 121 on it. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[F]

No, sir.

[D]

Is it lifted or stock?

[F]

Only two. It's all stock. OEM. Brand new tires on it, separates on it.

[D]

Four wheel or two wheels.

[F]

Main condition, two wheel drive.

[D]

Is it 13 grand?

[F]

1312. I mean, I gotta. I gotta upload some pictures. I mean, I had offer at a dealership over here for 15. 16 or 15 6. Sorry.

[D]

On trade. Excuse me. Yeah.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Okay. Why didn't you.

[F]

I mean, it's an excellent condition. I mean the motor he got, it was 70,000 miles.

[D]

Go to givemetheven.com. let me see pictures. Let me see the VIN number. Tell me what it takes to buy it. I'll try to buy it. Jane. Good morning, Jane. Ms. Sanders, you're on the air.

[F]

Good morning. I have a vehicle that I would like to sell.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

I had had a job and had a company car and then I took early retirement, found a new car. Now I'm deciding to go back to work. So I've got another company car. So I need to sell my vehicle.

[D]

Where do you. Where you be staying? Where you live?

[F]

I live in Spring, Texas, which is right outside of Houston.

[D]

Very familiar. We buy a lot of cars out of Spring. We have a transporter down there every single day. Actually, we have a holding pin right there off of Westfield Road. That's where all of our cars.

[F]

I live right off of Westfield.

[D]

Then you can just take it down there and we'll have a check for you if we make a deal. It's a. Is it an all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[F]

It's a four cylinder. It's. I guess it's all wheel drive. Yeah, I know it's all wheel drive.

[D]

Okay. I'm gonna.

[F]

Great shape. Totally great shape.

[D]

It's a Denali terrain Denali with 19,000 miles.

[F]

What color is is red exterior with black leather and of course red stitching as a sunroof. It's decked, it's got everything. Does it have my retirement car?

[D]

Does it have factory navigation?

[F]

Yes. Yes, it does.

[D]

Okay. It has 19, 000 miles. It's a terrain Denali and I'm a 20, 20, 2020, 20, 20, 23. Thousand dollar buyer.

[F]

23, no higher.

[D]

Jane's a tough trader.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[D]

Jane. What?

[F]

I'm a sales rep, man.

[D]

What's it take to buy?

[C]

There we go.

[F]

What's it take to buy? It takes 28.

[D]

No. I'm as quick on knowing that as you were on me. But the good news is is you still have your car and I still have my money and we're still going to keep entertaining you and we get off the phone.

[F]

Okay, thank you, ma'.

[D]

Am. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com My name's John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[E]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[D]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Giveme the VIN. You can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com We Beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

Check, check, check, check, check, check. Can we get on with this for like an hour? Late.

[C]

Is Scott ready now?

[D]

Is Scott able to talk back to us? Can you hear me? Yes. Okay, I'm here. Okay, we're ready. Okay, we're on. Now.

[A]

Back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[D]

There's some new Kurt cobain seen pictures out yesterday. Yeah, I haven't looked at them yet, but it said it might change your crime scene photos. Oh, crimes change your opinion of what happened? Yeah.

[C]

To what?

[D]

Courtney did it.

[C]

Oh, geez.

[D]

I don't know. Aren't you a conspiracy theorist?

[C]

No, I'm not.

[D]

Bob, do you think Courtney did it?

[E]

No. Courtney.

[F]

No.

[E]

I think Arthur fonzarelli did it.

[C]

All right.

[B]

She might have drove him to suicide.

[C]

Well, yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. He lived as long as he did.

[D]

Story on Netflix about this, and I forgot what it's called, but it talks about the investigator that looked at the whole thing that she hired, and he swears she did it.

[E]

I noticed there's a new documentary playing on like the reels channel or something.

[D]

It's a good one. Chris, Good morning. You're on the air. 2015 Caravan with 23000 miles. Is it a SC and SXT or an RT?

[F]

The sea.

[D]

How many miles? 23. Quick question. Does it have the 17 inch alloy wheels, power seat or rear DVD?

[F]

No, no and no.

[D]

Okay, so is it more than 15 grand?

[F]

Probably not. I owe between 17 and 18 on it and I got it in a divorce. I assumed all of the debt. The ex wives took my truck because it was paid for.

[D]

How long ago was the divorce?

[F]

It's been spinal since February.

[D]

How long were you all together?

[F]

We. Six years.

[D]

Why did you get divorced?

[F]

Drugs and alcohol on her part, right? Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Was she. Did she tell you she was on the pill? She just didn't tell you it was Zoloft?

[F]

God, no, no, no.

[C]

That's good.

[F]

We actually known each other for a long time. But no, and there's that. There's. There's a little body damage on it too. Thanks to her because she got it in the temporary orders and then the final orders. I got it.

[D]

What's it called? What's it cost to fix the body damage? That's all that matters. What I gotta spend on.

[F]

I don't know. I've never even had it looked at. It's the. The back pillar where the. Where the lift gate comes up and to the. On the left hand side. She didn't get any glass or anything, but it dented that back pillar pretty good.

[D]

Sounds like a nickel. What we call 500 poachers. Maybe 500 to a thousand. Okay, you can send us pictures of it when we're done. When we're done talking. Go load this thing on givemetheven.com and take a couple of pictures. Put the VIN number in. Say John, hit this at 15 grand on the air, here's the damage and you know, we'll either adjust our offer to be able to fix the damage. Do you have the money to write the difference check?

[F]

No, not at the time, no.

[D]

Okay, well, can we go shake it out of her?

[C]

Yeah. Good luck.

[F]

Oh, baby.

[D]

Is she straight now or is she still messed up?

[F]

No, no, she's straight now. She's straight now, the kids, everything. And now she's got a. You know, she sees the kids regularly, everything.

[D]

I have a feeling that she was fooling around with a neighbor or someone that y' all mutually know, John.

[B]

Okay, Dr. Phil.

[D]

No, I'm just Asking questions.

[C]

Thanks for calling me. Psychic line.

[F]

That really wasn't a question. That was more like an observation or a statement. Okay.

[D]

But I would like. I mean if you. If you have any input on that observation. Am I correct or am I wrong?

[F]

No, no, you're way off.

[D]

Okay, well good. I'm glad to be off in that case. But just most of the time when they twist that hard.

[C]

Yeah. There's.

[D]

They just wind up making really weird decisions.

[C]

All kinds of bad decisions.

[D]

Sure. Well, I'm glad to hear it. Go to givemetheven.com Loaded Up Michael 07 Nissan Quest for the buck and a half on it's worth about three grand. I need to see pictures of it though. Are you in Austin?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

How'd you find us in Austin? We're not on the air in Austin yet.

[F]

No, I got a buddy who lives in McKinney and he told me about you.

[D]

Okay. Is this thing leather cloth? I believe it's leather. Go load it up on the website. Big miles. I kind of need to see. Do you have a payoff on it?

[F]

No, it's paid for.

[D]

Go load it up on the website and we'll send you. We'll email million offer letter. Well, my question though is I was.

[F]

I'm passing through. I live in Austin. The vehicles in Midlothian.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Can I mail you all the key or how would that work?

[D]

Yeah, that's fine. Do you have a title?

[F]

I have the title.

[D]

Yeah, you can like send us a drop pin on your phone where it is and we'll go smuggle it out in the middle of the night.

[F]

All right, that sounds great.

[D]

Go to givemetheven.com and tell. Tell them cars in Middle Oathian. I estimated at three grand on the air. Let's look at it and we'll make a formal offer and get you paid.

[F]

Yeah, sounds perfect.

[D]

Thank you. Thanks. 808 gotta love this song. We turn up a little bit. Do you like the song though?

[E]

I'm standing. Yeah.

[D]

Bob, speaking of being on the hunt, where were your best hunting fields as a single man?

[F]

For.

[E]

For women?

[D]

Yeah, of course. I mean, what other things.

[E]

They come in different ages. You know, when I was from the ages of say 16 to 19. No kona.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Oh yeah.

[D]

The small town of Nocona, Texas.

[E]

And I'm not saying anything bad about those no Kona girls.

[D]

They like their boots.

[F]

All right, all right.

[D]

Were they wearing those lace up ropers with little tassels and the winged Rockies?

[E]

They like their ball gloves. They get a lot of exercise in the summertime. Okay.

[C]

All right, Matthew.

[E]

Little gingerbread girl.

[B]

What about you, John the hunt?

[D]

Well, we used to. I went to private school in Fort Worth and then I went to public school in high school for a few months. I mean, I went to country school in sixth grade and then back to Fort Worth and definitely outside of the loop. The further you get out to the mid cities, the, the more. The more traffic, the easier the girls were. More advanced.

[F]

Sure.

[D]

Just like you were saying you were traveling from. From to the country. I mean, you traveled. You road tripped for the cat.

[E]

You bet.

[D]

Right? I mean, you know, we will travel, dude.

[C]

We will.

[D]

So. So, yeah. I mean, her shoeless Bedford. Arlington. It was always Arlington. Yes. Yeah. I mean, especially those gals that move in from the country. Where do they go? They go to Arlington and they went to cowboys.

[C]

I used to love cowboys.

[E]

So that was.

[C]

That was my pond.

[D]

Yep. It was better than the Fort Worth. It's a greater market. It was a better meat market than the Fort Worth stockyards in the early 1900s.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Because they all come in from Kansas, from south Texas, and they all congregate Arlington in those apartment communities when they find they go to cowboys for the weigh in.

[C]

Yep, exactly.

[B]

Right.

[E]

When they find that they can't support themselves, they wind up working at baby.

[C]

Dolls in Arlington right across the highway.

[D]

Or fantasy ranch. God bless his soul.

[E]

Which is awesome.

[D]

Yeah. So.

[E]

So, you know, Arlington's good. That's actually after the age of 19, that's probably Arlington.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That was the cool part about picking them up at cowboys because you knew they lived within about seven miles.

[E]

That's great.

[C]

And you didn't have to go. Just like somebody goes, I live in west Fort Worth. You don't want to drive all the way to West Fort Worth. By the time you get over there, you're sobering up and things, you know.

[E]

Stockyards, though, back in the day is great. Back in the day, soccer was good.

[D]

Oh, guys out of town, we're talking about the Fort Worth stockyards. And in like PRs. That was a meat market from hell.

[E]

Palomino.

[D]

Still is.

[C]

Yeah. I got a buddy that goes there.

[D]

I'm glad those days are past me. I'm in my 40s. I'm a happily married man with four children and a pretty wife. And I go home at 6:30 every night and I live a good life.

[B]

Somebody's wife's listening right now.

[C]

Yeah, I do.

[D]

I'm a good guy.

[B]

He's gonna ask me, hey, can you.

[D]

Pull that real quick?

[B]

I want to send it to my wife.

[D]

Pull that audio.

[C]

It's my birthday week.

[D]

It's my birthday week. Yes.

[B]

You need to reset with everybody about the birthday week because I love this. This is my favorite thing because I push this on my wife.

[D]

Yeah, the birthday week. When you're over 35 years old and you have a family that you support, you can't stop to celebrate your birthday like everybody else.

[C]

You're busy, you're working.

[D]

So we need to drag it out for seven days and do a little, little piece of birthday every. You're in birthday mode for that week as a man. Dad, it's birthday week.

[C]

One day. One day breakfast. One day lunch. One day dinner. One day sex.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Sex every day.

[E]

Sex every day.

[D]

Sexy. That's the part I didn't want to talk about on the radio, but we are, since we did.

[E]

Here we go.

[D]

That's the hustle, is you drag that. That's the daily gift that keeps giving.

[C]

Yes, it does.

[D]

Yeah. It's my birthday week, baby. I get to call the shots here.

[B]

It's a great hustle.

[D]

Thank you. April Edwards, Your. Your Dodge truck has so many miles on it, I can't count that high. Is it a four wheel drive?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Is it nice or is it ranch rough?

[F]

No, it's very. It's nice. The paint's got a little fading.

[D]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

On top. On top.

[D]

I'm sorry, where are you calling from? What city?

[F]

Montgomery.

[D]

No, down in South Texas. Perfect. I was in Houston. What day? Thursday. Driving through. Is it. You said it is a four wheel drive.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Is it a dual? No, it's a 2500. 03. First year of that body. It's a 5. 9. I think it's 3 to 5000. I need to see pictures, though.

[F]

Okay. And I need to put those on the website.

[D]

Yeah. If you go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in the miles and the info say John's thinking three to five thousand on the radio. That works for me. Or it takes whatever. And take a couple of photos and we'll email you a formal offer letter.

[F]

Okay. And you're thinking 3 to 5,000, but.

[D]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is this truck?

[F]

About a 6.

[D]

Okay, so it's kind of. Yeah. I mean, now I'm thinking more five, but sometimes these trucks roll in and they're worth two because they're so beat up. I'm not looking up 260,000 mile O3 three Dodge. I really need to see it. But yeah, I'd love to buy it. And I'll write you a check for it on the spot.

[B]

Ever take a picture of that top?

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah, we already know. I mean, they're all faded out. Okay. Paul Harvey, I know you've been wanting to get on the radio since you've been dead for so long and do your bit, and I'm interested in hearing it. Good morning, Paul.

[E]

Sitting around here for a damned hour.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, what have you got to do?

[C]

Smells like Brute every day.

[D]

Just.

[C]

Jeez.

[D]

Paul Harvey with a news update. The late, great Paul.

[E]

Hello, Americans. Time for news. As Volkswagen works toward resolving its diesel emissions scandal, it's mobilizing what engineers are calling the 2025 strategy, which includes a concept vehicle called the Bud E, an electric van approximately the size of a Chrysler Pacifica, loaded with advanced electronics that will provide both better controllability and options for communication, and a more than 600% increased probability of attracting potentially life threatening cloud to ground lightning during inclement weather. This is what Farfik Nuken.

[D]

What?

[E]

Page three.

[C]

Bless you.

[E]

After a $1.3 billion renovation of its Kentucky truck plant, Ford Motor Company is introducing an aluminum bodied F series super duty this fall. It's about 350 pounds lighter than its predecessor versus the 700 pounds shed by the F150 because Ford used much of that weight savings to attempt to make the truck both stronger and less hideously ugly. And Hyundai is pursuing a new engine Persona in the United States. And despite its rather ominous name, the tweaked tuning strategy has nothing to do with road rage. Hyundai calls it controlled aggression. And its aim is to make new production vehicles more controllable in parking lot maneuvers or in icy or otherwise slippery conditions. But when you get aggressive on the throttle, it needs to be responsive and performance oriented. Unfortunately, during early maneuvering tests using trained drivers from Hyundai's native Seoul, South Korea plant, there have been 33 fatality collisions, 278 serious injuries, including pedestrians, livestock and other motorists. And more than 600 of the new vehicles have been totaled. Undaunted, Hyundai officials have announced a plan to relaunch driver testing in areas of the American Deep south using an army of hillbilly drivers instead. Paul Harvey.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Say it.

[E]

Good day.

[C]

Thank you, Paul.

[D]

Thank you, Paul. Thank you.

[B]

We'll have another drink, hillbillies.

[E]

And it's couching water.

[D]

All right. Scotch and water. My name is John Clay Wolf. Obviously we buy cars in the air and we are going into our last segment moment. So this is the last Chance for a romance. If you'd like for me to bid your car on the air this morning, you need to call right now. 800, 800. Look at your cell phone. [phone]. You can remember 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com we'll email you an offer letter. Or I'll just do it right here on the air. If you want to call in. 800-800-Radio will be right back.

[E]

Don't go away. There's more if the John play will show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[D]

You want to sell your car and get all the money? Go to givemethevin.com I need the vin number, the miles, condition, average, rough or clean in some pictures, and I'll put you right on the money. I'm the best car buyer in the entire region. I've been doing this 22 years. Yes, it sounds arrogant.

[F]

The.

[D]

The truth is the truth. I'm the guy. GiveMeTheven.com GiveMeTheven.com we're gonna make car buying great again.

[E]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Now. Back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[D]

So, Bob, John Anderson was in your town last night.

[E]

He did. John Anderson played a live concert last night.

[D]

You didn't go see him?

[E]

Nah, I didn't make it, man. But I've seen John Anderson so many times. I've sat on the bus with John Anderson when he was in a Lowell in the mid-90s. I used to bring him on stage at a place called the Rusty Spur in Marlow, Oklahoma. It's way up there between Duncan and Comanche. Way up there. And I was like the. The country station guy. They'd send out on a Saturday night, bring him on stage, and then sit on the bus with him and let him read liners into my cassette records. Like I give him the script. You know, he'd be, hey, this is John Anderson. You're listening to Jesse Cassidy on klur.

[D]

Hi.

[E]

No, but country stars, it's just like the story about Reba. Country stars more than any entertainer are the loneliest people in the world. They're out on the road, 300 dates a year.

[D]

Baba, when can we get you to admit that you did not have sex with Reba McIntyre?

[E]

I never said that I did.

[C]

Hey, there we go. The truth comes.

[E]

It was a Lewinsky thing, but like a lot of.

[D]

Hold up your right hand and tell me you had intimate relations of any sort?

[E]

A lot of things in my life, I took it too far.

[C]

It's not true.

[E]

You know, I lack a little restraint, and I was 24 at the time, so give me a break. There's just some things in. In the world of country music you do not do.

[C]

Yeah, like that.

[D]

Like Reba McIntyre.

[C]

Yeah, like Reuben McIntyre, who was married at the time.

[E]

No, she wasn't.

[D]

Yes, she was. No, she was not.

[C]

She left her first husband, went straight to Narvel. Yeah, she was 95.

[E]

Well, I see I. Because I would never would have done that either, but I didn't know Narvel was nowhere to be seen.

[D]

Roxanne, Good morning.

[C]

Making it up.

[E]

Good morning.

[D]

How are you?

[F]

I'm doing fine. And you?

[D]

I'm good. I'm just sitting here listening to these stories that Bob O's throwing. I'm not taking. I'm not buying anything.

[E]

Roxanne sounds a lot like Reba.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

From Alvin.

[D]

Alvin. What have you got, ma'? Am?

[F]

I have a 2015 Acura RDX and a tech package.

[D]

Okay. Two wheel drive or all.

[F]

Two wheel drive? I think it's. What, cold.

[D]

What color?

[F]

It's dark gray.

[D]

Is it on the recall list for the airbags? Because that's a problem.

[F]

That's already been taken care of.

[D]

You they did the service and swapped it out?

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Good. Okay. Leave that in the glove box. Do you have that receipt still?

[F]

I'm sure I do.

[D]

Perfect. Okay. 20, 70 miles. 47,000 miles. 47,000 miles. 40 on a 15. You drive a lot. Where do you. You live in Alvin? Where are you working? Downtown Houston.

[F]

Yeah, in the mid center.

[D]

Yeah, that's what I thought. You're. You're looping it every day. Okay. Yeah, I'm a 23 grand guy with 47,000 miles on it.

[F]

I can deal with that.

[D]

Okay, if that works. If you'll go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say, John, hit me 23 grand on the air, and we will send you you a confirmation email. We'll ask for a few pictures and. Is there a payoff on the car?

[F]

Yeah, there is a payoff on the car.

[D]

We'll make it. We'll make the payoff for you and give you your equity, whatever the difference is. Or. Or if you owe more on it than that, then you'll have to pay us the difference. So we can give it to the lender, but we'll knock it out and have it picked up Tuesday or Wednesday.

[F]

Thank You.

[D]

Thank you, Rox. Thanks. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 800 radio.

[C]

Before we scoot, I got one more news story I want to sort of take. It happened this week. It's in. It's in Omaha.

[D]

Tell us about it.

[C]

A dad was unloading groceries. Kind of a normal thing to do.

[D]

A dead woman unloaded.

[C]

A father, a dad who's 53 years old was unloading groceries and on the back seat, his kids, his adult children had used the car earlier in the day and had left the some brownies in the back seat. He's hungry. He had four of them. About an hour later, they called the paramedics for him. He was acting strange. Paramedics called to the scene to check the man out. Found his vital signs okay. But they did note he was displaying odd behavior, crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanity and calling the. Repeatedly calling the family cat A. He said he's been tripping. They sent him to bed instead of the hospital because, you know, I've heard.

[D]

Stories about In Colorado, the ERs are stacked with people tripping out because they're.

[C]

Not used to the heavier stuff.

[D]

Yeah. What did you say? The PSAs on the radio.

[B]

PSA say wait four hours. Say wait four hours.

[D]

Like give me, give me, tell me, how does it say it?

[B]

There's like. There's not any PSAs. There's billboards that just say wait four hours.

[D]

Really? Yes.

[B]

And you know what it keeps talking about?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Kind of like, don't mess with Texas.

[B]

Yes. You know what that means? Wait four hours.

[C]

That's so funny.

[D]

It's true.

[C]

Must be a problem or they would.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Hey, man, what's wrong with your dad?

[C]

Called the cat a pitch.

[B]

Why is he crawling around, man? That'd have been funny to videotape.

[D]

Good morning. Line one. Who'd this be?

[F]

Hey, this is Chiron.

[D]

What you got, Cairo?

[F]

Hey, I got a 2013 F150 V6, the Eco Lab.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

And I want to see what I can get for.

[D]

You sound like Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction. You got the big. You got the big voice. I like it.

[F]

That'll work also.

[D]

Hey, there ain't no more you and me. Your LA privilege has been revoked, brother. A six cylinder. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[F]

It's a two wheel drive, crew cab or extended? It's a crew cab, four doors.

[D]

Okay. Does it have leather or cloth? Leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth.

[D]

Cloth. What city in Houston? Eastern Easton.

[E]

Houston.

[D]

Oh, Houston.

[F]

H town.

[D]

H town.

[F]

Easton.

[D]

It's where all the big rappers come out of. Okay, we got an XLT six cylinder, 13 with how many miles?

[F]

5353 5.

[D]

3535 3. 20 dimes. What?

[F]

What?

[D]

$20. 20 times 20 dimes. 20 times a 13F 150 crew cab, six cylinder. XLT not a lariat. Right?

[F]

Xlt got the towing package. It's sweet.

[D]

It's an ecoboost or the regular six.

[F]

Ecoboost. And the chrome wheel. 18.

[D]

18 inches of pure manhood.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

20, 20, 20, 20,20, 21. 22, 22, 22. Where are we going? Where we heading? 22 5, 22 5, 22 and Nick. 22 to Nick. 22 and Nick. Go to givemetheven.com. say Wolf was trying to lowball me on the radio. This truck's 22. 5. Let me know if you're buying it or not and we will write you back. Yes we're buying it or no, we ain't, but there's a damn good chance we might be buying it. If that works for you, that works for me.

[F]

I would do that.

[D]

Is this the first time you've heard us on the radio or you have you heard us before?

[F]

This is the first time.

[D]

Good. All right, keep it coming. GiveMeTheven.com is where you send it. GiveMeTheven.com Speaking of pulp fiction, that's the outro music. Pulp fiction. That means party's over. 11:59 with 12 seconds. Bob, we're out of time.

[E]

That's just pride messing with you, man.

[D]

Everybody that's listening, listening that didn't get on and didn't have a chance. Remember, Give me the VI N the 17 digit VIN number. Give me the VIN dot com. GiveMeTheEven.com Arkansas. All you guys, all over the southwest, we will come to you and pick it up. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. His name's Bavo. And we buy cars on the radio. When we're not on the radio, we buy them [e-mail] we will see you next Saturday morning. And thank you for sticking.

[F]

Ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over. Buy you some bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.

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