#61 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #61

Original Air Date: February 12, 2026
Main Theme: Classic John Clay Wolfe Show chaos—cars, sports, name changes, rock-and-roll, and “classic” radio humor, with listener call-ins, character bits, and inside banter. Plus, a significant station move from The Eagle (97.1) to KZPS (92.5) in Dallas.

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Episode Overview

This episode finds John Clay Wolfe and crew in peak form: taking car offers live on air, riffing on pop culture, debating the Dallas Cowboys’ fate, and, perhaps most notably, preparing to leave their longtime Dallas home at 97.1 The Eagle to move to 92.5 KZPS. Along the way? Debate over outrageous new show names, playful impersonations, band stories, and a whole lot of off-the-cuff humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. The Big Station Move: Bidding The Eagle Goodbye

(Recurring mentions from 09:11, 22:20, 73:57, 98:44)

• John and crew repeatedly remind listeners that this is their final Saturday on The Eagle (97.1), and that they’ll be on KZPS (92.5) next week.

• Naming debate: John jokes about (and is debated by his co-hosts) renaming the show to “Saturday Morning Whorehouse” (09:09, 22:20), “The Hammer,” and even “Gas and Ass.” Listeners call in with their own suggestions.

  “I love it. You don’t think that the Saturday Morning Whorehouse is gonna fly?” — John (09:52)

• Business considerations: The crew recognizes how their antics might not fly with sponsors (“You got to wear ties next week, guys.” – John, 75:27) and discuss the challenges of being outrageous on corporate radio.

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2. Dallas Cowboys, Sports Banter, and Classic Impressions

(01:13 onward), (50:12)

• Tony Romo’s mishap: Tony Romo's fall and Dak Prescott stepping in; the crew mocks the situation and even features a recurring character of “Tony Romo’s dad” with an exaggerated Hispanic accent.
• Rushing through sports: There are parodies of sports commentators, and the familiar “Rush Limbaugh” impression shows up several times to weigh in with tongue-in-cheek political/sports hot takes.
  • “Hillary actually has strange relationships with many of her former employees. A lot of them are dead from the White House.” —"Rush Limbaugh" (50:42)

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3. Band Stories, Nostalgia, and Rock Radio Life

(05:05, 54:02, 98:59)

• Def Leppard & 80s nostalgia: The team jokes about trying (and failing) to book classic rock bands as guests.
• Reminiscing famous studio guests & show memories:
  • “Har. I think the leg story is the all time favorite story of everyone.” — John (99:04)
  • Discussion on celebrity guests and jaw-dropping moments over the years.
• Miranda Lambert’s guitarist Alex Whedon calls in:
  • The show reminisces about elementary school, band gigs, and the surreal experience of touring with Miranda and playing to tens of thousands.

    “I think the largest ever was 73,000.” — Alex Whedon (56:02) “That’s typical. But, like, right now, I’m in the middle of a 10-day run…” — Alex (57:23)

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4. Buying (and Ridiculing) Cars—Live Radio Vehicle Deals

(Throughout—see 17:15, 17:48, etc.)

• A key segment of the show is listeners calling in to get offers on their cars:
  • John often cuts straight to the chase, making quick bids, occasionally telling people to take higher offers elsewhere if he thinks they’re bluffing.

    “800,800,7234...Just go to givemethevin.com.” (30:34)

  • Comically low offers on beaters and poignant rants about car value and the perils of trading.
  • John is direct—sometimes brutally so—about what cars are really worth, and laments people “dreaming” and then later coming back to his original offer (42:02).

    “So we bid a car for 20,000. They write back decline in capital letters. Stop...And then they go shop, and they realize we weren’t so crazy. And now we’re good.” (42:24)

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5. Comedy Bits, Character Work, and Notable Banter

• Tony Romo’s Dad character:
  • Absurdist humor, made-up stories about Tony Romo training by throwing animals and being accident-prone due to his heritage (64:11).

    “Tony Romo is not Spanish.”
    “Yes, he is. Yes, he’s my son.” — “Tony’s Dad” (64:10) “He once poked himself with a knife and fork in his left left eye. Many people in the league do not realize my son Tony have a glass eye on the left side. This why he always spin to the right out of the pocket.” (66:19)

• Show staff rants:
  • Danny the driver’s complaint-filled bit about being asked to move the new conference table (93:32), with extensive satire.
• Rush Limbaugh impressions:
  • Frequently returns to riff on current politics and sports with bonkers logic and bizarre connections (50:12, 105:34, 106:09).
• Listener contributions:
  • New show name suggestions (“Gas and Ass,” “Full Release and Happy Endings Morning Show”) with the crew both approving and groaning.

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6. Top 10 Segment: Nicknames for Jeremy Jeffress

(76:44)

• In response to Texas Rangers pitcher Jeremy Jeffress’ DWI and infamous “incident,” Casey presents the comedic “Top 10 New Nicknames.”
  • “The Bladder Batter,” “The Pee Pee Pitcher,” “The Yellow Rain Train,” “The Ranger Zipper Ripper,” “Waterworks Walker,” “The Texas TT,” and “The DUI Pee Freely.” (77:55)
  • The crew loses it at the absurdity.

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7. Generational Rants: Kids and Roller Skating

(82:43)

• John shares his shock that his daughter's 13yo friends can’t skate, musing on how kids today live on their phones and lack basic “old school” social skills.

  “All these kids are running around the roller rink on those roller walker things like a bunch of special needs people.” — John (83:13)

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8. Goodbye to The Eagle, Hello to KZPS

(Repeated from start to close; especially 98:44 onward)

• Memories, stories, and bittersweet reflection on the show's run at The Eagle before the switch.
• The crew teases classic stories (“the leg story,” “raccoon in the trash,” celebrity signatures) and vows to bring the chaos and fun to their new home.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the show’s irreverence:

“You don't think that the Saturday Morning Whorehouse is gonna fly?” – John (09:52)

On Dak Prescott’s arrival:

“He actually throws the ball, completes it for 11 yards. First down, right off the bat like he's been playing football forever.” — (02:40)
“Not taking chances on a long ball. He needs seven yards. So he gets 11. He has poise, man, for a rookie. He really does.” — (02:57)

On nostalgia:

“I really want to bucket list a lot of these bands that I grew up on...” — John (05:16)
“Nancy with the wind blowing. I mean, the beginning of that Crazy On You. Yeah, I like it.” — John (05:57)

Listener show name suggestions:

“Why don’t you just open up to the listeners, have them choose a name because I think you’ll do a better job than you’re doing right now.” — Turley (25:44)
“I just sat around thinking...how about Don Clay Wolfe Full Release and Happy Endings Morning Show.” — Bo, caller (35:06)

On the buying process:

“If I bid your truck today, right now...it’s just giving you a road map to go shopping. And I don’t want that. I want to buy it. I want to be the last guy, not the first guy.” — John (39:01)

Rush Limbaugh parody (politics/sports satire):

“Not a flip or a flop, but more of a fly to great stardom for one Donald J. Trump. My prediction of the week. Yes, from one El Rushbow. Talent on loan from God and Pfizer.” (107:40)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening Station Move Announcements & Cowboys Talk: 00:01–03:23
• Def Leppard and Classic Rock bit: 03:35–05:57
• Studio Upgrades, Adult Humor, Show Name Debate: 06:25–11:00, 21:22–22:44
• Listener Calls: Car Offers & Banter: 17:15, 26:00, 27:31, 29:04, 30:34, 33:01...
• Rush Limbaugh Parody: 50:12–52:21, 105:34–107:58
• Alex Whedon (Miranda Lambert’s Guitarist) Interview: 53:30–58:55
• Top 10 Jeremy Jeffress Nicknames: 76:44–78:46
• Danny the Driver Complaint Bit: 92:32–95:25
• Tony Romo’s Dad Character Bit: 63:16–67:42
• Final Reflections / The Eagle Farewell: 98:44–end

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Wrap-Up

Tone & Takeaway:
In classic John Clay Wolfe fashion, this show is an unfiltered mashup of irreverent comedy, live car deals, radio insider chaos, and affectionate (if raucous) nostalgia. The move to 92.5 KZPS is bittersweet but filled with anticipation, and the show’s atmosphere is both self-deprecating and deeply aware of its place in the ever-changing world of radio.

If you missed it:
Expect laughter, unpredictability, over-the-top characters (from Tony Romo’s “dad” to faux Rush Limbaugh and even “Danny the Driver”), candid conversation about cars and life, plus frequent engagements with listeners—especially about what the show should be called as it enters its new era.

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Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. Morning, Bob.

[B]

Good day.

[A]

Good day.

[B]

J.D.

[C]

Happy Saturday.

[A]

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

[B]

I haven't been called that in many years.

[A]

Really? No one calls you Bobby Bobby. I mean, come to dinner. What are we gonna do today?

[C]

Michael Turley. How you doing, brother?

[D]

Yo.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

I'm loud, ain't it?

[C]

Yeah, the mic's a little hot.

[A]

All right, there we go. Typical producer.

[E]

What are we gonna do?

[A]

Over. Modding his mic? Yeah.

[D]

You know, gotta be heard, right?

[B]

The way the news cycle has gone this week, we could go politics and.

[E]

Football all day long.

[B]

We can do this show till 5 this afternoon.

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Extend the show. Yeah.

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Lord Almighty, that is so true.

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Politics and football.

[B]

I hate to push the Dallas Cowboys agenda because I know we're on stations all over, but did you see Tony Romo fall down on Thursday night?

[A]

I did.

[B]

That was the longest 30 seconds of my life.

[A]

This guy in Houston, he's a Facebook friend, and you guys can join us too. John Clair Wolf show Facebook page. But he, you know, he puts all these posts. He's a longtime listener. Posts on there what an inside of gay bar looks like, and it's got the inside of Cowboy Stadium.

[D]

He's a hater.

[A]

Oh, he's big hater. And then, like, immediately he's like, hey, man, I'm not trying to point this out, but you realize that guy went down within three plays, right?

[B]

Yeah, that.

[C]

That beats you over.

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I mean, three plays. Yeah, well.

[D]

But you know what, John? There's good news.

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Dak.

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Dak.

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Dak is back.

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He's there.

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He's in the backup, and he's gonna.

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He's gonna fill the role he play. I didn't watch the game. I didn't even realize they were on. How did he play out the. How did Dak look in the 115.

[B]

Yards passing and a touchdown?

[D]

Yeah, it was third down and seven when Roma went down.

[A]

Yeah.

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It's not scripted, this, you know, preseason. They script a lot of things.

[A]

Hang on. Do you have these stats, Bob? Because it sound better in your NFL commentator voice. It was third down and seven in Seattle, Washington, when Romo dropped to his knees to go down on his partner.

[C]

What?

[A]

Damn. That's pretty good.

[C]

That was good.

[B]

Yeah, that's pretty good. I don't. Is that. I don't know if I do. Do I do that?

[A]

So what did dak do?

[D]

So third and seven comes in. They need a first down. He actually throws the ball, completes it for 11 yards. First down, right off the bat like he's like, been playing football forever. Yep, exactly.

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Not taking chances on a long ball. He needs seven yards. So he gets 11.

[A]

Okay.

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He has poised man for a rookie. He really does.

[D]

So there's. There's excitement. It's okay if Romo goes down, which he'll go down again.

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You want to hear something really dumb that I wish would catch on?

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Yes.

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You know how Cam Newton's all Superman, you know, opening up his deal? I think Dak Prescott giving the chance can be like the Batman to Cam Newton's Superman. Okay. It could be awesome. And that's my nerd geeky moment of the day.

[A]

That's a little stony, but that's fine.

[B]

Ain't gonna do it again.

[D]

Speaking of Stoney.

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Yeah.

[D]

Apparently we're talking about Tony Romer.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

His father is going to come up the studio here.

[A]

Yes. So good. Really? Oh, yeah. When?

[D]

Probably 10 o', clock, 9 o'.

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Clock.

[A]

Hey, why didn't we have Def Leppard on last week? Why are we getting any of these bands?

[D]

They won't.

[A]

Did you try?

[D]

Try?

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Oh, yeah, we've got.

[D]

There's a list of people that JD's been helping out with.

[C]

Sometimes they respond. Sometimes they just don't even respond. And I send them from a good one, I guess I could say.

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No.

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Yeah.

[C]

I send them from an email. Cbs.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

[B]

The thing about death.

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Get some attention.

[B]

They're not really, you know, they're not the Rolling Stones. I mean, they're playing outdoor amphitheaters. They answer their own phones, you know.

[A]

Line of the day.

[B]

All right. And he calls me. You think he's getting a booking agency or something? He calls and he pick up.

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Hello?

[B]

Yeah, no, this is Deaf.

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Is Leopard in?

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Would you like to speak to Left?

[B]

I don't know if we want to do a gig like that, love. But you're on the radio. Is that right?

[C]

It's radio, right?

[B]

In Dallas.

[C]

In Dallas.

[A]

Dallas, Texas?

[C]

Well, yeah, but we're syndicated.

[A]

My point is, is we're on bigger air now than we were back when we had these big names. We used to get big names all the time. Yeah, but we don't. Have you lost your touch?

[D]

No, I mean, it's a. It's a genius email that's sent out to him, so.

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A genius.

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He made.

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Yeah, we combined together.

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We made it.

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We really worked on. Oh, yeah, yeah, we did together.

[D]

Yes. No joke.

[B]

You Want us to do a car show? We don't like it and we won't do it. Pour some sugar on this, love.

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Did you go to Def Leppard in Houston or in Dallas?

[B]

No, I didn't make it. Couldn't make it work.

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I forgot about it and then.

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Did you really want to go to it?

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Yes. Really?

[D]

Okay.

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I really want to bucket list a lot of these bands that I grew up on and I wanted to go to. I was out working in Louisiana last week. I wanted to go see. Who was it? Joan Jett and Cheap Trick and Heart. Heart more than any of them. Nancy Wilson, you. She's full grown. But her sister. Right. I've always had an affinity for the sister.

[B]

Well, now Ann is the. Is the large.

[A]

You're right. And is the other one.

[B]

Yeah, sure.

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She's the full grown.

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Extra large.

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Extra. She's lost some.

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She has.

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Even when she wasn't a big gal, she didn't have my heart.

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No, she's not yours.

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It was always the long lanky blonde with the 12 string.

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Yeah.

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Nancy with the wind blowing. I mean, the beginning of that crazy on you. Yeah, I like it.

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She's a very accomplished guitarist.

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That goes to your soul.

[A]

It does.

[B]

And can wail. I mean, Anne can sing. She's one of the quintessential female vocalists in rock and roll, right?

[A]

Sure. But Nancy can do it on all levels. She does it for me. So what do you think about the new digs?

[C]

This is great, man. What'd you do? I mean, studio.

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I've been.

[C]

We've been coming here for decades and it's not ever looked this nice. New carpet, new tables, new green room out front.

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Ye.

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What happened?

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We're. We're just moving up in the world.

[C]

We get a loan from the government.

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All we have to do is wear the horse. I mean, you know, any good setup and then you add on top of it.

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That's all we're missing is the dancers.

[A]

Then we're ready to go. Yeah, we're just ready and waiting for the. Where are the bobo. You were in charge of horse.

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Are you asking me to make a call?

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Make a call.

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I got a couple of girls live down the road. Now this not really special kind of horse.

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I was going to say this time.

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Of the day, you get what you pay for.

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Yeah, I was gonna say, let's remember it's a Saturday morning.

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You're gonna get what you pay.

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You don't want the methy horse that have been up all night.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

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The tweeters tweeters, Twitter, tweakers.

[C]

The tweakers will come in this time of the morning.

[B]

What you get? You get $40 for a three girl show.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Is that what. Yeah, show us. Give us the menu.

[B]

That's the Saturday morning special. Three girls, three hours, $40.

[A]

Wow. That's a deal.

[B]

I don't know how they split that up. 40 doesn't go in a tree. Very good.

[A]

No. And what's the rules?

[B]

No rules for this kind of thing.

[C]

No, not this time of morning.

[B]

Yeah, you can do anything. Yeah. You can spit at them.

[C]

No, I'm gonna spit on them.

[B]

You can pull on the head.

[C]

No, we're not gonna pull here.

[F]

We're not Good.

[B]

You can. You can switch glasses with them.

[E]

All right. You need what?

[B]

They can wear your glasses. You can wear their glasses. Anything you want. You know I'm talking about.

[C]

Well, you can't.

[B]

Now, these girls come over, they don't worry about whether you got Coke or Pepsi.

[F]

All right?

[B]

I'm talking about. They're ready. Ready. Willie, you give them a. Give them a Hot Pocket. That's all. That's the only bonus they're looking for.

[E]

Hot Pocket.

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Pocket.

[B]

Maybe some SpaghettiOs, some little carbs, little carb lift.

[A]

And what's your cut, Sal?

[B]

Basically, all I take is a half hour with each of them. And that's in your interest because you want to know if there's any trouble of any kind, any kind of a biological thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This can happen at this time in the morning because it's Saturday morning. They've been out waking all night.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're tired, you know, waking girls.

[A]

Well, thank you, Sal, for giving us an update.

[C]

Right.

[A]

In the options, J.D. yeah, that's why we move those couches around. We've got the bedroom in the other office.

[C]

Yeah, you do. It's like a.

[A]

Right. It's a whorehouse. Saturday Morninghouse. And we're renaming the show John Clay Wolf's Saturday Morninghouse. And guess where it starts? Next Saturday morning on 92.5 KZP, Dallas Fort Worth. So, Eagle guys. This is the end of us, by the way.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And not Houston. Eagle. I know. There's a confusing 97.1 Dallas.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Eagle. And Elliot, I hear you cringing already. It's good. We're gonna say the word the Eagle a few times today. There's no way to get around it because in. In Houston, there's one of the buzz.

[F]

Right.

[A]

And there's another classic rock station called the Eagle.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

I think, man, you Gotta quit confusing that. Well, Elliot, I took it to buy. I took your advice and we're leaving the Eagle just so there's no more confusion. But yeah, John, JC Dubs, Saturday Morning Whorehouse starts next Saturday.

[C]

I don't think that's nine.

[A]

No, 806. Same. Same clock, same bat time, same bat channel.

[B]

Did you hear back from Elliot on that?

[A]

On what? The. The new name. Yeah. No, he hadn't. Wait, nobody knew? We just introduced the new name. No one even knows that we've renamed the show Saturday morning Whorehouse. We haven't, John.

[D]

Let me just coming from somebody that worked on a show called the Big Dicks wild Ass Circus. Yeah, it's probably not. It's not easy to sell. Yeah, it's just not easy name to sell. Oh, it's John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Yeah. Saturday Morning Horror house, morning at 10:30 in the sales meeting. That doesn't sound funny at all.

[E]

What?

[A]

So like when they're pitching at T? No, it just works hard in the Mormon church.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[A]

Well, I love it.

[B]

Don't let them tell you what to call your show, John.

[C]

Therein lies the problem. I'm with Bob, he loves it.

[A]

You don't think that the Saturday Morning Whorehouse is gonna fly?

[B]

And I think there may be a way we could make a few dollars with this thing.

[D]

Oh yeah, of course.

[A]

Vinnie's gonn just a little old piss.

[B]

A country place, you know, 40 fans attaining in every room you get a Dolly Parton look alike. No, get them to sing songs and hang on the banister and the lingerie. Every time I see that best little whorehouse in Texas, I cry openly, I weep openly like a child. When Beit Reynolds is walking out and she sings I will always love you, that kills me. You know, whole houses can be set in metal places.

[A]

Yeah, it's supposed to rain today.

[C]

I hope so.

[A]

Good morning Pennsylvania. Good morning, Oklahoma. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Dallas Fort Worth. Remember Eagle guys, when you wonder where we are next week, just jump over to 92.5. Will they let us.

[E]

The rock.

[B]

The rock.

[A]

Will they let us say that? Well, they were. They told me not to like announce it because they didn't want. Because it's a competitive station.

[B]

Okay. What are you doing?

[C]

But I don't announce where you're going. That would be too smart.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, it's a competitive station.

[C]

Yeah, I understand, but not.

[A]

They said Russ Martin doesn't want me to announce it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, okay, Fat Elvis. They're not really, really different stations.

[A]

800-800-723-4. Do you have any Elvis? 800? 800 radio.

[B]

Let it go.

[A]

Freeze. I'm just. I'm airing out early this morning.

[C]

I got.

[A]

I'm.

[E]

I'm.

[A]

I'm airing it out. We're good. You're stretching. I don't even have. Do what, Bob?

[B]

I can't do a show, baby.

[C]

We can't go on together with suspicious minds.

[B]

I work on my Batman car. I have trouble sitting my chair.

[C]

This needs to stop. I have to play the daddy here.

[B]

Chloe, run down dq. Give me another Peanut Buster Sunday.

[A]

Can we.

[C]

Can we not.

[A]

I. Can we not Peanut Buster Sunday?

[C]

All right.

[B]

King's hungry, baby.

[A]

Good though, doesn't it?

[C]

Actually, yeah.

[A]

Peanut Buster. Is that even real?

[B]

I was going to Peanut Buster parfait. I got only in one bite.

[C]

That's not accurate.

[B]

That's not that funny.

[C]

That's not accurate.

[A]

Take the mock one.

[C]

Can we just go another direction?

[A]

Take the Mach 1 CL.

[B]

Can I get a microphone with a spoon on the end of it? I mean.

[C]

Oh, so unfair. Oh, baby, it's not nice.

[B]

Let's play house.

[A]

800, 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

What are you doing here?

[A]

800, 800 radio. We're buying cars. Yeah, we're buying cars.

[E]

Stop.

[A]

And we haven't even started yet. No, my coffee is. They screwed it up again. Oh, no. It's just constant.

[C]

Just make your own coffee.

[E]

How bad.

[B]

How bad is it?

[A]

It's not that bad.

[B]

There's not a bad drink. Really.

[A]

There's been worse. There's been worse. But we're excited to. To join Bo and Jim. Yes.

[C]

They. Those guys have been around for.

[A]

Man. Ted McKay. Je.

[E]

Dude.

[D]

Love Jeff K. He's awesome. Dude.

[A]

I love Ted McKay. He's my hero. He's my disc jockey hero. If there was anybody that I wanted to reincarnate myself and come back as It'd be Ted McGay.

[B]

Tell you something they do at KZPS is some of the best talent that's been in and out of this area ever. Have always done residencies there. Three to five year residence. Some of them a lot longer.

[F]

You know.

[A]

Jd, how was. How long was yours?

[C]

Mine was two and a half years.

[A]

Some of the best for three to five. And you were two and a half.

[C]

Exactly. That's why I said that.

[A]

JD Made a joke. Well, the acoustics in here aren't banging around like we were afraid they would or. Do you hear it? It.

[D]

It's a little bit in my ear.

[A]

It's not bad.

[D]

We changed our furniture, helped Out a little bit.

[A]

We changed our carpet and when Mike and I were talking after we walked back in the studio after they remodeled.

[C]

It the other day, a little slap.

[A]

Yes. He was like, oh no, we're in trouble.

[B]

Really.

[A]

We're gonna have to hang the. The acoustics boards on the walls.

[B]

I've got some egg cartons at the house.

[A]

Those are so attractive to look at. They always look so classy too, you know. I was just like wow. We could maybe like where would the egg carton wouldn't go. We could put black trash bag between that and the windows.

[C]

Good enough for Buddy Holly, man.

[A]

Remind me to tell you about sky, this girl that worked for us at the Chevy store that when she left we. She left some photos on her computer. Girl right down the avenue of what we're talking about. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. We'll get after that here in the momento, por favor.

[B]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[A]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy a hundred thousand dollar cars. Twenty thousand dollar truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[B]

Sell us your car.

[E]

Give me the vin.com. so easy.

[A]

You can do it in your underwear. Steps go higher, higher.

[B]

You know. Hit is touring again.

[A]

Deep. Listen, this sucks. You like this song? It's not bad.

[B]

It's Boston deep.

[F]

Good.

[B]

I mean it's how bad, you know.

[A]

Okay. For whoever wants Turley to change the song raise their hand. Okay. You don't have to follow me.

[C]

I don't care.

[A]

So I'm the only one. I'm out. So everybody likes it. Okay, I'll lose.

[B]

I let the vibe, you know.

[A]

I wanted Elvis. I wanted a big fat Elvis like from 78.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, he was dead in 70s. That's a big Elvis.

[C]

He was bloated.

[A]

Yeah, he's dead.

[C]

78 for sure.

[D]

See if I got some Elvis Presley.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Ryan. Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Hey, John, I got a.

[A]

Hey, Ryan.

[E]

Suburb 2010 Tahoe.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So what, what do you want from me?

[E]

I want you to buy it.

[A]

Okay, you want me to buy it? I like this guy wants me to buy it. He doesn't want me to bid on it. He doesn't want me to just tell him what it's worth, get to be gone. Well, guess what? I want to buy it. Okay. Is it an LT or an ltz? Ltz. Ltz. Does it have leather? I mean, it has leather. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[E]

It has the sunroof, the navigation, the DVDs in the back, the remote start, all the goodies.

[A]

Okay, how many miles?

[E]

69.

[A]

It's a 2010 with 70, but it's an LTZ. Hard loaded. Do you know if it has a clean Carfax or accident history?

[E]

No, I bought it. Nathan. I've never been in a rack.

[A]

Have you had any other bids anywhere? Because I'm about a 20, 20. 20, 20, 20, 20, 21 to 22. Guy on the.

[E]

Yeah, I've taken a couple other places.

[A]

What have they been saying?

[E]

One of them said 19 and then another place said that they give me a 22.5point.

[A]

Was that on trade or straight by?

[E]

Straight by.

[A]

Who's that? Who's. Who's the 22, 5? I mean, it doesn't.

[E]

Why do you.

[A]

One place said 19, one place said in 22. 5. That's kind of odd. Real, like, why would you even tell me about the 19? Who's 22. 5?

[E]

I took it to CarMax and then another dealership, a Chevy dealership.

[A]

Who was 22 5? The CarMax. CarMax was 22.5. That's the answer.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. So if I beat the 22. 5, I mean, that's what I, I, my thought was 22 grand just a moment ago. If I beat the 22 5, do I buy it? Yeah. Okay, then I'll give 23, 000. So if I buy. So I just bought your car for 23, 000. So where's my car?

[C]

Where's my car?

[A]

It's in my house. Okay, well, what do you have? The title is our payoff.

[E]

No, I have the title.

[A]

Okay. Do you want to. What, what city do you be staying in?

[E]

I'm over in Hearst.

[A]

Hearst. Do you want us to come Monday to pick it up or do you want to run it over to our office today and get a check? If you can give me A check today.

[E]

I'll bring it over today.

[A]

Bring it over today. So go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Givemethevin.com. load it up. Say, John bought this car for me for. On his show just a minute ago. Told me to head that way. Our buying agent will call you right back or text you right back and give you the address and get it run and get the check cut. And you'll be out of here in 10 minutes by the time you land. All right? And you can run right down the bank. I mean, right down the bank. Our bank is. It's half a mile down the street, and they're open till noon. You can hammer that.

[E]

All right.

[A]

I mean, the check.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Got the Saturday.

[A]

Bring it on. Bring it on. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. And give me the VIN. Give me the VI.com.

[C]

Not renaming the show either.

[A]

It's gonna be. No, we're not John Clay Saturday Morninghouse.

[C]

No, it's not.

[B]

I think you just invented a new Marvel comic superhero. The Hammer.

[C]

I like it.

[A]

Make it to your bank. The bank has the Hammer. Slam that.

[C]

We're not renaming this now.

[A]

John Clay, Saturday Morninghouse.

[C]

And you're gonna. This is gonna go in business meetings. How you're gonna sit with real guys and with suits like DNM Auto Leasing.

[A]

You.

[C]

You got a meeting with him. You said just a minute ago.

[A]

Well, it's funny. Yeah, but. Okay, okay.

[C]

So you got guys coming in.

[A]

So you're putting me on the back. How much time have I got, Turley?

[D]

I mean, you can go long, but we'll have to make it up somewhere, so.

[A]

Well, good timing, J.D. like, I know we got about.

[D]

Yeah, 30 seconds here.

[A]

Oh, I have. Well, you have. You have 30 seconds. I don't understand the delay. Is this out now? This.

[D]

That would be out, yes.

[A]

I will explain it in a minute.

[C]

Tease it, then.

[A]

I will explain it in a minute. How we can be politically correct and corporately attractive to John Clay Saturday Morninghouse.

[C]

Good luck with that.

[B]

Don't go away. There's more at the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by Give me by givemethevin.com.

[E]

Come on, let us give your mind.

[A]

What is givethevin.com? it's a car buying service. What kind of car buying service? An online car buying service. The kind that beats CarMax or pays you a hundred. The kind that comes to your House and picks up the car. The kind that you can just go to a website and load in your information short and quick and get a check. I'm the best. I hate to be braggadocious. Let's givemetheven.com sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do 97.

[B]

1 the eagle.

[A]

I am your biggest fan.

[B]

The Rock of Dallas Fort Worth show.

[A]

That we're getting ready. And everybody, we're fixing to move to 92.5 KZPs in Dallas. So when you come to the Eagle next week and wonder where we are, that's where we're. But since we're renaming and rebranding our show JCW's Saturday Morning Whorehouse, I think that conference table in the studio in the background, that long, big, long commerce table.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What if we loaded it up with Hoors, like, dressed in business outf. And then we're sitting there and it's. It kind of reminds me of this era. Like, turn this up a little bit, Turley. Those bad album covers.

[C]

Yeah, they're all bad.

[A]

Like where the girls were trying to be too sexy and the guys were trying to be too serious. I think that would be a good. Our photo. Our station show. Our show image.

[C]

I got you.

[A]

What? Bob, are you with me?

[B]

I like it.

[A]

I knew you'd like it.

[C]

Well, of course you.

[A]

I knew you'd like it. I love it. I love it, too. Again. Again.

[D]

Yeah. DM Leasing, they're gonna go for that.

[A]

Right?

[C]

Right. Business. You're gonna be sitting in a room full of businessmen.

[A]

I'm gonna be sitting in a room full of hot hoors, strippers that are dressed up like secretaries in their hair up with the pixie sticks to them and glasses on. And we're all gonna have this big table and we have a pro photographer. We're gonna look like we're all serious and we got all these hot chicks around us, and it'll say, john Clay, Saturday Morning Whorehouse.

[B]

And they're not just objectified women, jd. These are like our pals. I understand that, but you obviously don't know the meaning.

[C]

Sitting with corporate people and they don't think that's funny.

[A]

If my wife came and she dressed up as one, too, then that would make it all better for me, and I could get away with this.

[C]

I can totally see your wife getting into that.

[D]

No, she's going to be for that.

[A]

Come on. And I mean, if I invite her. Oh, okay. That's the matter. If I invite her, then I invited her.

[D]

Yes, that's true.

[E]

You are.

[A]

You are invited. You're right.

[D]

That's all it's about, is make sure you invite the wife.

[A]

Oh, man. But yeah, back to, back to.

[C]

Such a bad idea.

[A]

So you, you think that rough content does not sell well in corporate sett.

[C]

Course it doesn't. The thing.

[A]

Well, it's funny. And you brought up D. Right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I had a long talk with them on Friday and they're coming over Monday.

[C]

They're coming Monday.

[A]

You know what they said? And I know I was making fun of your, your ex, your ex husband, Russ Martin. Your ex wife, actually. Russ Martin. Right. Earlier. But you know what they said is that Russ Martin is their best shot. Yeah, no, no. Their, their endorsement deal. Right. With Russ Martin is some of their most productive advertising they have. And I said, why? With the Eagle listenership the way it is? He said, but closet CEOs listen to Russ Martin. Okay? Closet. I mean, not closet gays.

[C]

They're no CEOs.

[A]

And they're not closet. They're CEOs. They.

[C]

Let's do it secretly. It's a guilty pleasure.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Right. And he said that, that, that is one of their. So Russ Mountain is a hot talk show.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

And DM Leasing is an expensive car leasing company.

[B]

Cor.

[A]

And some of their best business comes off of that format.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Yeah.

[B]

But he doesn't call it the Russ Martin Crack House.

[C]

No, he doesn't. Exactly. Thank you. It's just, it's just.

[A]

Do you think I should reconsider? I think so.

[B]

No, no. Just when you get in those meetings, don't mention the name of the show.

[C]

Yeah, they're gonna, like, hear it.

[A]

Well, we're moving it to 925. And I, I, I haven't asked iheart to make the new sounders yet.

[D]

Why don't you just open up to the listeners, make. Have them choose a name because that I think you'll do a better job than you're doing right now.

[A]

Listeners, we're. We're moving to 92.5 next Saturday. KZPS. We're leaving the Eagle. We need you to rename the show. My vote was John Clave's Saturday Morninghouse. And nobody likes it.

[C]

Nobody.

[B]

If you have a vote, I love it.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio Zach 150,000-mile Tahoe. Is it leather?

[E]

Cloth leather?

[A]

Is it rough or is it normal? Or is it real nice? A little.

[E]

It's a little rough.

[A]

It's three grand, though. Maybe four. Three to four grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Mike. An 03 Vet Coupe. How many miles?

[F]

Yep.

[E]

Nine, 800.

[A]

Oh, that's good. Miles. Is it stock or is it all geeked out with hot rod?

[E]

No, it's pretty stock. It's got a long tube, headers, an upgraded exhaust on that. It's all original.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And I've got the original exhaust as well.

[A]

Nate, hardtop coupe 03.

[E]

Yeah, it's. It's. This is a 50th anniversary. I've got both the tops, the original car cover, what color, original bill of sale, all of it. It's the 50th anniversary red. It's the commemorative edition, so it only came one way.

[A]

I really like the miles, but I, I. You're saving this car for the big show. What do you want for it? I mean, I'm. I'm thinking mid teens, and you're thinking mid 20s, right?

[E]

I'm thinking more than that. I mean, I've tried to find comparative examples.

[A]

Yeah, you just want to call the radio station. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Mike. 12 infinity M37 with 82. Does it have navigation?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Is it, Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it 12 grand? Does that sound right?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh. Michael is a man of many words, ladies and gentlemen.

[C]

I can tell.

[A]

Yes. No.

[E]

I was offered 18 and 19.

[A]

So why didn't you take it, man?

[E]

I'm head of the dealership now.

[A]

Okay, so it's a. Let me look it up. Hang on. I just guess I'm just jacking with me. Sometimes I throw out what we call a reaction figure. I put out a figure, and I get a reaction. Reaction. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Just to see where everybody is. Kind of see the temperature of the room.

[A]

82, 000 miles. It's an M37 or a Q M. What do you trade it in on?

[E]

Tahoe.

[A]

That sounds too high. Hang on. I'm going slow here. 800-800-7234. Go to. Give me the vin.com. is it a premium package or a touring package? Package or a tech package or a sport package?

[E]

Tech and premium.

[A]

Can you be both?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Tech is. Tech is. All right. I don't think you can be both. You've got what offered on this thing. 18.

[E]

18 and 19.

[A]

Yeah, take the 19. I. I 80,000. I think you're bluffing. I'm going to say it. I think you're bluffing or they're bluffing. On trade allowance because a 12 infinity sedan with 80. 80 doesn't bring that. That's retail number 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jason in Pennsylvania. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning.

[C]

What's going on?

[A]

John, what should we name the show when we move it?

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know. We're working on. We were the creator.

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm up here. I'm in the Eerie Canal.

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

Where's Marianne from? Brooklyn. Yeah. What about the R?

[B]

Las Vegas?

[E]

No.

[A]

No. 06 Hummer H3 with 124. Is it. Does it have the piping around the seats?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's. What was that a called luxury package or something?

[E]

Yeah, I think so.

[A]

It's got the real nice leather, and it's got the. Well, just FYI, we got it done. But you can't say. There's seven deadly words that you can't say on FCC airways, and you just hit one of them. But it's all good, man. I'm glad that we make you feel so comfortable that you can curse in public.

[E]

I feel like I'm talking to my buddy.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Is it. Does it have navigation?

[E]

No.

[A]

124. Does it have rust?

[E]

No.

[A]

All right. You live up there. You're the rest. Guys. Y' all are the ones with salty roads. Salty roads.

[E]

I know. Is that Brian. They put Brian on our roads.

[A]

Okay. Well, I've been buying a lot of cars up in the Pennsylvania area, and we've been actually getting picked up quicker up there than we are down here, which is surprising the hell out of me, that is. Yes. Is this six grand? Seven grand? Seven grand?

[E]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's what they're going for.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Does that buy it?

[E]

7 grand buys it.

[A]

Go to givemethe vi.com right? John, call the radio show. 7 grand will buy my truck. Here's the pictures, here's the vin, and we will make a yes or no decision. And if we. If we know on 7, then we'll make you an offer. But if it's nice and it looks the way I need it to look, I'm probably okay at seven.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

[A]

Thank you, man. Chris in Pennsylvania. Good morning. Sixteen Dodge. It's a gas, though.

[E]

Yeah, that's the problem. That's why I want you to buy it.

[D]

Is this the same guy?

[A]

No, it's different. Guys, we got a stupid Texan. Honey, watch this.

[E]

This. Oh, my God.

[A]

This jack off in Dallas is going to buy my gas truck. He's going to think it's a diesel. No, we. Is it four wheel drive? Yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a 16 Dodge. And there's a lot of questions to ask on this truck. How many miles are on it?

[E]

Nothing. I mean, it's 1700 miles. It's just not cutting it for what I need it for.

[A]

You know, is it a ST or a tradesman or SLT or a Laramie?

[E]

It's a workshop. It's a tradesman.

[A]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load that biatch up and let me look at it after the show and I'll email you an offer.

[B]

All right, buddy.

[A]

Thank you. Thanks for you. Thank you.

[E]

All right.

[C]

WZZO in Pennsylvania, Kendall Dickerson has recommended Gas and ass for our show title.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[A]

Yeah, Kendall's got a good personality.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

John Clay Wolf, show Gas.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

That's kind of tasteless.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Really like the other one wasn't your friends, man.

[B]

I mean, I've been in radio for a long time. You got some low.

[C]

That was on the show website.

[E]

Not me.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

The show Facebook page.

[A]

We're moving to zps. For those of you who just tuned in next Saturday. Good morning. You're on the air. Who'd this be? Hello? It's you. Hello, it's me. Me. I've heard about your phone. Okay.

[E]

Hello? Hello?

[A]

Hello, Mike, Good morning. You're on the air. Morning. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Got a gym. Calling from Houston, Texas.

[A]

You got a. Hello? 09 GMC. He sounds like Hank from King of the Hill. 09 GMC with 200. Is it leather?

[C]

Cloth, Bobby?

[A]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[E]

Two.

[A]

Two. Average. Rougher. Clean.

[F]

Clean.

[A]

SLT or SLE? Well, you said it's cloth, so it's a sle or an sl.

[E]

Sle.

[A]

Big miles. Big miles. Big miles.

[F]

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

[A]

Six grand. 6,500.

[E]

She's tired.

[A]

Seven grand. Oh, she's tired. Not in very good shape. Is that what you said?

[E]

No, she is in good shape.

[A]

Does 6500 bite?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. say John said 6500 on the radio. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. 6500 buys it. What's next? The only re. The only way we're not gonna buy it is if something's real wrong. But other than that, we'll buy it. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4, 8. Put them on hold quick. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800 or 800, 7234. Just go to giveme the vin.com.

[B]

Boy, I'll tell you what.

[A]

Hello? Hank, does he not have a monitor in there?

[D]

He does.

[C]

He's on the phone, needs to use it.

[D]

I mean, they can't listen and talk.

[A]

At the same time. Put him on hold.

[D]

They're trying to get the email, too.

[A]

But not for this one. Okay. All right, we'll talk to him during the break. That's another reason to have that table here. We can train our production staff and trainers for once in our life.

[C]

We can train people.

[A]

We can train people. Good morning. Who'd this be?

[C]

Train anybody.

[A]

Who's this? Hello? Hello, you're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I have a 03 Dodge Neon.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[A]

You're breaking up. You're breaking up. How many miles are you on it?

[E]

About 170,000.

[A]

I can barely hear you. Hey, if we hang up, don't call me back. Be nice. I had a piece of. Bo, good morning. You're on there. You have a show name suggestion?

[E]

Yeah, I just sat around thinking of like, you know, you like to go with the whole innuendo. So how about we just go call it Don Clay Wolf Full release and Happy Endings morning show.

[A]

No, no, I like that.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

He put a lot of thought into that. See, that's classy and I appreciate that, Bo. That's our listeners. Where are you calling from, Bo?

[E]

Cleburn, Texas.

[A]

Cleburne, Texas. Johnson County. A guy of my heart. You. You know, I. I'm on the. I live right off the Chisholm Parkway, so we actually, we can meet up this evening, the Jism Chisholm Trail Parkway. And. And sit on the tailgate of my Ford truck and get hammered. And we'll just smoke some grass and drink some beer and figure this out.

[B]

You talk about a Saturday morning special.

[A]

Sounds like a plan, is what the man says. From Johnson County.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Would anybody from Johnson county say anything different?

[E]

No.

[B]

You could probably get five girls from Johnson county for that.

[A]

Ricky, a 2011 Sorrento. Is it leather? Cloth leather. It's about seven grand.

[E]

Seven grand.

[A]

I know you're buried.

[B]

Good morning.

[F]

The air.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Hey, what you got?

[E]

Yeah, I got a 05 Nissan sensor.

[A]

SDR Spec V. How many miles?

[E]

70. 73,000.

[A]

It's about three grand or four grand. Three grand. Three grand. Go to givemethe vin.com and load it up. Give me the VIN. Give the VIN.com is where you load up these cars. We'll be back. Uno momento. Four, four. And still taking your show name suggestions since we're moving to 92.5 ZPs next Saturday. Goodbye E. Miranda really playing some show where Rat is opening for Miranda.

[C]

Get out.

[A]

And he's like, what should I do? I'm like, dude, you gotta do lay it. You gotta have Miranda do lay it down.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

That would be great.

[D]

That'd be cool.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

That's odd.

[D]

Petrified.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's a weird bill.

[A]

Probably be pretty good. It's a weird bill. This song by Miranda with Alex ripping the guitar. Oh, it'd be good. Yeah. It'd actually be pretty good. Be some country I might listen to. They'd probably call it country. Let's see here. Here it is. It' writing.

[F]

Perfect.

[A]

Perfect for the grand alot.

[C]

The latest tour date for the band in 2016. Re Invasion tour. She's gonna be with. They're gonna be with Miranda Lambert. That's bizarre.

[A]

Once or a lot.

[C]

Let's see. Rad has been invited by the Chip to perform with country superstar Miranda Lambert as direct support at this renowned Sturgis.

[A]

Sturgis.

[C]

That's what it's Sturgis.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Will do. 90 minute set day.

[D]

Sturgis is known for having me.

[C]

August 11th.

[A]

Yeah. All right.

[C]

We're past it.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Well, just hearing that. I knew he was talking about. I didn't know it already happened. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com 08F450 Is it a four wheel drive, Tony? Hey, Tony. Is this a four wheel drive?

[E]

Yes, it is.

[A]

08F450 King Ranch Diesel Leather. Under 170,000 miles. Does it have any diesel problems?

[E]

No, no. It has a brand new running complete motor from Ford with three years warning.

[A]

When did you get that?

[E]

14,000 miles ago. 21,000.

[A]

How did you talk him into doing that with that many miles on it?

[E]

My truck.

[A]

No. Okay, so your truck had a. Has 170 on it now, right?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Did you buy the motor or did they give you a free one?

[D]

Did you buy the motor?

[F]

I bought it.

[A]

Oh, I bought it. Well, you don't want to sell this thing, dude. You're not gonna get all that money back.

[E]

Oh no, but I want to buy another one.

[A]

Well, yeah, you should have thrown this thing in the trash can when the motor blew up. You spent a lot of money on that deal, dude. I mean you spent as much money on the motors, trucks worth. Yeah, I'm serious. Okay, what, what, have you already been shopping around and got some money offers?

[E]

No, I had no offers. But I'm going to shop right now.

[A]

Here's what we're going. We're start at $10,000. $10,000. And you go shop and you got your 10. And you go around and get everybody's offer and you come back to us when you're done and give us a chance to be the top guy.

[E]

Yeah, that's not going to buy the truck. Come on.

[A]

Well, I didn't say it would. I said I'm 10,000. So you go to the first guy and you say, you know, get. Get air. What I'm saying is I want to buy it, go around and shop around. Right. Get everybody's offer and then go to give me the vin.com and said John told me to go shopping. The best offer I got is X and this will buy it, you know, if we beat it by 500. I'd rather do that than bid the truck. If I bid your truck today, right now. If I say I'll give whatever. It's just giving you a road map to go shopping. And you're going to go around and start shopping and using mine number to negotiate with. And I don't want that. I want to buy it. I want to be the last guy, not the first guy is what I'm trying to say. I want to be the top.

[E]

Yeah, okay.

[A]

And I do that. I'm not trying to insult you. I just want to. I would rather wait and be calm and let you work out all this. I want to use them for a change. These damn dealers are using me all the time. Everybody's using me. I want to use them. Y' all go shopping and then bring it to me. Let me see if I can make you some extra money at this end of it.

[D]

Give us last look.

[A]

Yeah, last look. That's why I keep telling those girls.

[C]

I was going to say 800.

[A]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Like when a girl gets new boobs. You want to be not the guy that bought them, but the guy that's using them.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

You want to be the last guy, not the first.

[A]

That's a good point.

[C]

And the guy that buys them never gets to play with them.

[A]

Philli, I don't know what a 95R32 Skyline GTR with 35 IS.

[E]

It's 35,000 miles on it.

[A]

It was.

[E]

It was owned by a guy he put in the garage in 1990.

[A]

What is it, a GTR?

[E]

It's a Nissan, but it's a Skyline. It's been very popular recently since everybody knows the Fast and Furious movies.

[A]

Is it fast? Oh, yes, sir.

[E]

I'm stock with a thousand horsepower. What? What?

[A]

What?

[D]

I got to see it at the website.

[A]

See, Supras were the fast ones back then, Okay? I don't know.

[E]

No, they weren't. You got to soup them up to get them to go faster.

[A]

What does it take to buy. Everybody wants to call in and show off their car. This is not the car. Car show. What does it take to buy this thing?

[E]

That's what I'm trying to find out. I can't get a. I'll get five grand. I've seen upwards of 30k.

[A]

What's it take to buy the car?

[E]

Just to get it out of my garage.

[A]

Bump. Hey, your phone was breaking up. Go to our website. Give me. Give me the vin.com and load it up. All I heard at the end was just to get it out of my garage. I never heard the rest the of.

[F]

Of it, Right?

[A]

But, yeah, I'll buy it. And I just threw that number out there to. To get. Get started. When people say, I don't know, you just might as well set them low so that they say, no way. And then they're like, okay, what now you. You know, you won't take that. What's it take?

[C]

No, we know what the bottom is.

[A]

I'm just sick of everybody telling me no. Okay?

[C]

People don't tell you no.

[A]

You buy. No, we. We buy several hundred cars a week. But no, imagine. Look, Russ, Imagine how many cars we've got to go through to get to that. Done.

[C]

Yeah, I guess.

[A]

And how many. You know, so we bid a car for 20,000. They write back decline in capital letters.

[E]

Stop.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. And then, like, come back three weeks later. Hey, man. Hey, man. Is it still good? Hey, buddy. So. So we hit them at 20. We put them on the money. You're crazy. Screw you. Yeah, and then they go shop, and they realize we weren't so crazy. And now we're good.

[C]

You're buddies.

[A]

I really like talking to people after they've been shopping. So that's. We can be. We can have a educated conversation, not a dreamboat conversation.

[C]

Everybody starts out dreaming.

[B]

That's normal.

[A]

Hey, man, I would too. Are. Yeah, I would, too. I'm not. I'm not dissing on the public in their ability to transact. I'm just saying I would rather let them get their foot in the water before they start screaming at me that the water's cold.

[D]

First impressions, that's the problem. We're the first impression on them.

[A]

And they're like, we're the easiest one to get to. Give me. The vin.com is too easy to get to. We bid all these cars all day long for everybody. And they scream at us. Not all of them, but then we're like, wait a minute. He's right. I know I was right. But they have to go through a three hour dealership process and get put in a headlock and get a woogie or a. What do you call it?

[D]

A noogie.

[A]

A noogie?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

When they pull your underwear up your crack.

[D]

Oh, wedgie.

[A]

Wedgie. Okay. And then they come back and we didn't give them a wedgie.

[C]

What's your average turn if somebody does give me the van?

[A]

Three days.

[C]

Three days.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

All the ones.

[C]

That's quick.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. On the ones we buy, as long.

[D]

As they don't say, oh, yeah, I'm going to sell it to you, then change their mind.

[C]

All do that a lot.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

If you're going to.

[D]

If you're a customer.

[A]

Is this a Turley session?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

This, ladies and gentlemen.

[D]

And you say, yeah, I'm going to sell the car to you. I'm giving you my word. I'm going to sell you my car.

[E]

Right.

[D]

And then all of a sudden, just say, oh, you know what? I changed my mind.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[D]

Pick up the phone when I call you.

[A]

Here we go.

[D]

And tell me why you changed your mind. Okay. Don't just go, oh, okay. I can't talk right now. I'm busy. I'm at work.

[A]

I'm on the pooper.

[D]

Give me a freaking excuse. I don't care what the damn excuse is. Just give me something.

[A]

I'm seeing a metamorphosis here. Yeah, okay. Sorry. I have been that guy for years, and y' all never understood where it came from.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I've been trading cars for all long time. Michael Turley just reminded me of myself.

[C]

Deep anger. There's some deep issues here.

[A]

So, Mike, maybe you feel for me a little more.

[D]

Oh, I know it. There's no doubt. There's no doubt.

[A]

I've never seen you like this. Yeah.

[C]

Ever.

[D]

Just this week, all of a sudden, there's been like four people.

[A]

Well, the problem is, is when we send them a form to write back, accept so that, like, you're officially accepting the offer. We've got a deal.

[C]

It's a deal.

[A]

Okay. See Then we. We spend money on federal express. We spend money on our document prep girls, we spend money with our buyer. Then we spend money with our delivery people that go and pick up the car in person and do spend money on the inspection. And then they move the car to a shipping zone and we spend money on the transporters to the. The. The long haul shippers, if you're not in Dallas Fort Worth. So all those. It's about 400 bucks. And when we have to set up the transport logistics for all this to flow right in our world. So when they tease us up to the door and say no, then it blew 400 bucks. It didn't just miss the deal, it cost money. So it's a really crappy thing to do. Well, and it's.

[D]

They're spineless cowards that don't even pick up the phone to tell you that. Why they want to hide behind a text message, say, sorry, I'm not going.

[A]

To sell it to you now. Well, easy, Turtle. Let's. Let's.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

Let's not all the customers throw the baby out with the bath water just yet. Okay?

[B]

Well, you need a drink, dude.

[D]

I know I do, don't I?

[A]

Yeah, but. No, I hear you. There's this gal in Austin that had this jeep. Her grandfather's jeep. Okay, 67 something. Easy.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

I bought this thing for like five times.

[E]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Every time she bails, every time we.

[A]

Just keep going up. What's it take to buy it? Five grand. Okay, I'm buying it. Then she goes away. What's it take to buy. What's the deal anyway? I'm sick of talking about this. Let's talk about fun and fun and games for a little bit. Just bitching, you know, I wanted. I'll bet a couple trucks. Billy, a 15 Duramax LTZ with 41. Is it worth 45 grand?

[E]

47 sounds better to me.

[A]

All right, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say Wolf, hit it at 45. I'll take 47 and if you take. If we give you 47 and you say yes. Did we make a deal?

[E]

Yeah, more than likely.

[A]

Nah, more than likely. Let's find.

[E]

I'll turn it over and drop it off.

[A]

How's that? That's fair. Hell, then you saved me the transport. Thank you. Okay, giveme the vin.com 2010 LTZ with 91. Is it a four wheel drive, Zach?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Is it leather? Cloth? It's leather. Is it navigation? Sunroof?

[E]

Yeah, it's got leather nav, so sunroof, bed liner, Z71 package, side steps, crew cab. Yes, sir.

[A]

And it's average, Rough or clean? I'm gonna guess clean.

[E]

It's clean. It needs a set of tires. If you want tires on it. I'll go put tires on it.

[A]

I'll put them on. I get them. I can get them about 100 or 2 cheaper than you probably. Actually discount tires. About as cheap as I get.

[E]

Yeah, I've got a whole set for 500 installed.

[A]

Is this thing 14 grand? 14? Yeah.

[E]

I'm off.

[A]

You're off? Is it 12?

[E]

Yeah, I've got 19 down at the Silverado store.

[A]

The Silverado store or not the Silverado.

[E]

Chevy deal down the road.

[A]

Why didn't you take it?

[E]

They haven't found the truck that I'm looking for. They don't have a Z71. Black on black.

[C]

They're selling.

[A]

Let me give you a little tip. Whenever that deal happens like that, I'm not calling them liars, but when they load somebody up that heavy in a number, that keeps them their customer while they're scrambling around trying to figure a deal out.

[E]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure he's o. Yeah.

[F]

So I.

[A]

And I'm not saying I'm not light. Does it have factory navigation? You said?

[E]

No, it's aftermarket.

[A]

Let me see pictures of it. Go ahead and go to give me the vin and look loaded up at 10 Silverado 1500 with 91. It is better. I still think 19's way the hell out there. Isn't that retail? Go to give me the VIN dot com. Look it up. We'll. We'll. We'll look online. 12 Diesel Laramie with a buck 15 Calvin. Does it have sunroof and navigation?

[E]

No. Sunroof and nav.

[A]

Dually or what's a. It's a three quarter. Is it long? Better. Short? Short bed? 12. 1212 average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Extra clean. A lot of extra.

[A]

Is it lifted?

[E]

Leveling kit built? Steam shocks, front, rear bumpers. It's deleted with a XR, E, H.

[A]

And S. Does 28 sound right?

[E]

I've had 28 offers. The highest I've had 30. I owe 32 on it, so that's what I need.

[A]

You can't come up to the two grand to get it out because you're going to have to retail to get 32.

[E]

I probably could, but I'm just holding off.

[A]

Okay. Well, there's a lot of those trucks out there, so it's not like people are just going to you know, pull that money out of their pocket and throw it at you. But I think I'd give 30 if you will take 30 for it, go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. And I'd do it. I'd be a. I. I'd say I'm a check writer to you for 30, but actually I'd be a check rider to your L holder. And then you'd have to throw the extra at us to make it whole. I may give 31. I may. I may give 31 if it's as pretty as you said. Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it. Hey. God, a lot of cars. 800-8007-234800-87234, 800-800-radio. Or go to giveme the vin.com I don't want to talk about cars anymore. Okay. For the rest of the segment. What?

[E]

Wow.

[C]

Jeez.

[A]

I want to talk about fun stuff. I want to be entertained. Oh, okay.

[D]

We got two minutes to entertain.

[A]

Rush Limbo.

[D]

Yeah, he's gonna rush his right trump.

[A]

Flip flop in more Hillary conspiracy theories. Rush, can you give us a little bit. But we don't have a lot of time. But can you give us a little bit of your Hillary conspiracy theory?

[B]

Just over the course of this week.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I've actually learned. Hillary. Hillary, as we call her.

[C]

Yes. Look, I'm sorry.

[E]

What.

[C]

What have I done?

[E]

All right.

[B]

Hillary actually has strange relationships with many of her former employees.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

A lot of them are dead from the White House.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Gardeners, ladies and gentlemen. Rash Limbaugh, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. He's with us.

[B]

Rumors.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Car wash attendants.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She obviously has either some written sort of fetish. What, with Hispanic Americans? No, I don't know about this. All she's trying to start a new relationship here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network with you. We found facts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Pointing to one Tony Romo.

[E]

Oh, no.

[B]

This is don't listen, listen factor.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

His father is Mexican American.

[D]

Yes, that's true.

[B]

His mother is German.

[A]

Polish.

[B]

Right, which explains why he's so drastically accident prone.

[C]

Stop it, stop it.

[A]

Just stop.

[B]

And Hillary, her background. Look, between Vince Foster and all of Bill's hangers on Lewinskyites, Hillary's attracted to accident throne people.

[D]

Oh, God.

[B]

The blue dress is all the evidence you need.

[E]

That's it.

[A]

800, 800 radio. Rush, come back a little later because we want to talk about this some more. Rush, will you take us out?

[B]

Talent on loan from God on The Joan Clay Wolf Radio Network.

[C]

Indeed.

[A]

There was nobody home.

[B]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[A]

I'm the best. Giveme. The vin.com is the best car buying service in the world. Look at our reviews. It's unprecedented what we do. We buy several hundred a week and we're just the best. I mean, it's. It's good to be the best and we're the best. So if you want to deal with the best, go to giveme the vin.com. if anybody thinks we're lowball guys, I just throw it out there. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you $100. Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. 97.

[B]

1 the Eagle, the Rock of Dallas Fort Worth.

[A]

Alex.

[B]

Hey.

[E]

Hey, man, sorry.

[A]

I told him I like play some Miranda Lambert real quick. Alex is calling in.

[E]

Nice.

[A]

Did you record this song or did a studio guy do it? They really play guitar?

[E]

Studio guy did.

[B]

How about that?

[C]

Well, there's that.

[A]

Alex Whedon's on there with us. He's Miranda's. He's the. He's the real good looking guy with the curly hair and the big red guitar. He got the whole red thing going. Nobody gives him the whole red credit. But I mean, Alex, are we telling the truth? Who brought the red to the stage?

[E]

I got the red credit for sure.

[A]

Okay, because you, I mean, she just turned the whole thing red about 18 months after you introduced the red. Yeah.

[B]

No, Sammy Hagar had nothing to do with it.

[E]

Exactly. Sammy Hagar had nothing to do.

[A]

Alex and I went to elementary school together.

[C]

Really?

[A]

In high school together.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

And he moved to Austin and he was in honey brown and doing his own thing. And then did you tell. That was the story that Miranda's. Y' all opened for her one night and her dad drug you down and said, hey, you want to come play.

[E]

Lead for her shoe's opening for us.

[A]

Ah.

[E]

And. And he brought it up. Hey, buddy, if you know, you. If you want to join this band or anyone, you know, play guitar, you know, come on. And I said, sure. You know, I didn't think anything of it. And then the next thing I know, I see her on Jay Leno like three months later. And I turned down the gig. I'm sitting there kicking myself. And then about six months later after that, I got another call like, hey, man, you want to do this? Like, absolutely did.

[A]

Were the guys were honey brown disappointed or were they happy for you?

[E]

No, they're happy for me for sure.

[A]

That's good.

[E]

They knew it was a bus tour and national.

[A]

Yeah. So when we were kids, Alex had. He got an electric guitar about fifth grade or sixth grade?

[E]

Fifth grade.

[A]

Yeah. And his dad got him. His dad's a cool guy. His dad gets him a neon. It's been a while. So maybe, correct my memory if I'm wrong, a neon sign that said Electric owl.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

I can't believe you're bringing that up on the air. Why?

[A]

What? Cuz he's just like, any kid wants to be a rock star, let's make him feel like a rock star. When we were in high school, Alex was driving a 67 vet.

[E]

68.

[A]

68? Yeah.

[C]

That's awesome.

[A]

His dad was always cool. He's cool. Your dad kept it cool.

[E]

Oh, yeah. If only that. Still had that corner Corvette, huh? If I had that Corvette, I could still be cool.

[A]

How is. What is it like getting on stage? I see these pictures you put on your face, your Facebook. What is it like getting on a stage with a hundred. Or. What's the largest crowd you played in front of?

[E]

I think the largest ever was 73,000.

[A]

I think I saw a picture of that. It was weird. Was it Sturgis?

[E]

No, it was. No, it was at the Reliance, that stadium and Houston, whatever it's called now. Nrg. It was Reliant at the time.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Was it the rodeo, or is it for a Miranda show?

[E]

Yeah, it was a Miranda rodeo show. Gotcha. And then, like, right now we're on the Kenny Chesky tour, so all of them are about 56,000, 52,000, 58,000. We're doing. We did the Gillette Stadium in Boston last night, and we're doing it again tonight. He sold about two nights in a row, I think.

[A]

When's the next time? Houston or Dallas? Do you even know?

[E]

It's gonna be a while, dude.

[A]

Alex and I talk, you know, once, twice a year. We just. Just. Just to catch up. And he tells me his life. And it's weird. I mean, I don't know if it's changed. So Thursday morning, you head to the airport in Austin. Is that right?

[E]

Usually Wednesday.

[A]

Wednesday morning, he goes to the airport, drops his truck off, gets on a plane, and catches the tour. Okay. Plays Wednesday night. Catches the bus?

[E]

No, no, no. We play. Usually play Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[A]

And then you jump on the plane and fly home to Your wife and kids, right? Every week, see, she catch the tour, you ride the bus to three stops and then you fly home. And this is a weekly deal. This is punching the clock.

[E]

That's typical. But, like, right now, I'm in the middle of a. Of a 10 day run. You know where we've been out. But typically that's. That's correct, what you just said.

[A]

So tell me real quick, what brought all this up? Was Rat open for y'? All? Did you. And I told you you had to play Lay it Down, do a country version of it. Did y' all do it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Why? You got balls, dude. I know you. Why didn't you do that?

[D]

You just start playing the riff.

[E]

I don't call the shots. And I don't think Miranda could have cared less about rats.

[A]

Oh, she doesn't understand, does she?

[E]

She doesn't understand.

[A]

Did you watch?

[E]

I will say, and I hate talking bad, but, man, it was. It was rough.

[A]

Oh, they didn't sound good. It was.

[E]

The only original member was the drummer.

[B]

Oh, gee.

[E]

And it was just.

[A]

It was.

[E]

Have y' all ever seen the movie the Wrestler with Mickey Rourke? Yeah. Yeah, that's what it reminded me of.

[A]

So wasn't Rat. It was Mouse. It was nothing. It was. It was a karaoke act. That's too bad. That's a shame.

[C]

By the way, they're going to be in Texas.

[D]

They're going to.

[C]

September 15th in Corpus, September 16th in Austin, September 17th in San Antonio. Rat or no Miranda.

[A]

Okay. God, I got to come.

[C]

We got.

[E]

Yeah, we got three Texas shows coming up.

[A]

I got to come see you next time. I haven't even seen you. So you started doing this. How long has it been? Five years?

[E]

Eleven.

[A]

You been. You've been on Miranda for 11?

[E]

Yeah. This month is. Makes it 11 years.

[A]

So freaking old. Getting so old. It's just flying.

[F]

Tell me about it.

[A]

Dude, I'm turning 44 in the morning. I'm pissed about it. Oh, jeez.

[B]

Try.

[E]

Try being that old and staying up till three in the morning.

[A]

Do you. Do you drink every night like you should?

[E]

I drink. I drink only when I'm working.

[A]

I'm hearing. But so before you get on stage, you. You. Do you have three cold ones?

[E]

No, I. No, man. I'd have to pee too much on stage. I usually drink one drink before and then I take one on there with me, and then I drink after a little bit here and there, you know.

[A]

Just to chill it down. Just keep it chill. It's the Electric Owl, everybody. It's the electrical. The corvette driving electrical. The little red rat. The little red wagon.

[C]

Man, we should all go to the Austin show. We should.

[A]

We will. Yeah. Alex, let me know next time you're coming and we come see you and we'll. We'll give you some. All right, later. Thanks for calling in. All right, man. Thanks, John. 800-800-Radio. Go to givemethevend.com See you on a minute.

[B]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf Show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[A]

What is givethevin.com? it's a car buying service. What kind of car buying service?

[C]

Service.

[A]

An online car buying service. The kind that beats carmax or pays you 100. The kind that comes to your house and picks up the car. The kind that you can just go to a website and load in your information short and quick and get a check. I'm the best. I hate to be braggadocious. That's givemetheven.com. sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[E]

97.

[B]

1 the Eagle Rock, the Rock, Dallas Ford Sports Worth.

[F]

Oh.

[A]

Column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay wolf show. Phone lines wide open, swinging in the breeze. You'll get right in. If you want to call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us year make, model miles. If you want to sell your car, not just talk about. About it. If you're really serious seller serious people.

[F]

Right.

[A]

You're making model miles, highline cars. 100 granders, 20 granders, 2500. Junk is junk. 200, 500, whatever. You know, I don't really mess with it, but I mean, I'll put it on the money. You're not gonna like what I say.

[C]

No, because cost more than that to move it.

[A]

The nicer the better. It seems like people truck people are impressed with our bids overall. And the nicer the car, the more they're impressed. Best for sure. It, it's, it's the 8 to 15 grand range that they all have these big payoffs.

[C]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[A]

They're all upside down.

[C]

They looked at that number and they went, well, it must be worth that.

[A]

The world is upside down, dude.

[E]

I know. And you.

[C]

And you put them there.

[A]

Absolutely they did. We had a guy work for us. We had a guy Working for us. That was bragging. This is about six months ago. About. He was in the buyer's office, he was debt bragging about when he was a Salesman, how he made 25, 000 on the guy. And he told the whole room this story. The customer came early and asked how much this truck is. The guy had ten thousand down in a ten thousand dollar trade. And he asked how much the, the. Who the hell is that?

[F]

I don't know.

[D]

There's somebody, somebody outside the window.

[C]

There's somebody drilling outside our window. I don't think anybody can hear but us.

[A]

Okay, okay. Anyway, he, he, the guy, you know, he priced the car 53, 000. And I said, okay, 53, 000 plus the 10,000 down, plus the ten thousand dollar trade. And I buy it. He's like, yeah. So the guy gave 20,000 over what they're asking for. Oh, man. And I said, and you let him do that? He said, yeah. I said, okay, well, you can't work here.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

You're what we don't want.

[C]

Right, Exactly.

[A]

We don't do that.

[C]

Yeah, you just brag on something. No one lied.

[E]

No one.

[A]

No, we're the anti of that. We don't want that.

[F]

Right.

[A]

So.

[C]

But he didn't take that well. But, but I made, I made a lot of money and like rush from him.

[A]

We didn't like him anyway.

[C]

Okay. He didn't like for other reasons.

[B]

No one in the business has a big stick.

[A]

800, 800 radio. 800-800-723-234. Tony Romo's dad is in the office.

[D]

Yeah, he's in the green room right now if you want to call him in here.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

What's his name? Name?

[C]

I'll go get him.

[A]

Hang on.

[D]

Antonio.

[A]

And really? Yeah. Is Tony's real name Antonio?

[D]

Yeah, he's a junior, you know that.

[A]

No. Oh, yeah. Is his name Antonio? Yes.

[C]

He's walking in, but I don't know that he's really his dad.

[A]

Good morning. This is his dad.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Yep. Step up to the mic. There you go.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Good morning, Mr. Romo.

[C]

Mike closer.

[B]

Buenos dias.

[F]

What?

[A]

Hello, Mr. Romo.

[F]

Hola.

[A]

What?

[B]

I am Antonio Ramuro. Romeo Ramiro. Romo Romero.

[F]

Ramiro.

[A]

Were you a football player, Antonio?

[B]

Oh, no, I was in the navy.

[A]

You were in the navy?

[B]

For many years, on the ships.

[C]

I hate to bring this up. San Diego Tony Romo's not Spanish.

[D]

Yes, he is.

[C]

No, he's not.

[B]

Yes, he's my son.

[C]

Well, he's but he's not my grand.

[B]

Grandfather come from Kila.

[A]

That's a hot sauce.

[B]

But his mother German, Polish.

[A]

No.

[B]

This is why he's so accident prone. For many years now. It's only by the love of the Virgin Mother Mary that he's had no head injuries. But he's worn a helmet since he was 4 years old. It's not true of this horrible time. That's not my son, Ramiro Jr. Learned to throw the football from throwing wild animals?

[A]

No.

[B]

Away from our home. He never in Burlington, Wisconsin. This. This is not because he was afraid. Because they bite him. They claw him.

[C]

No, no, I don't think that's that.

[B]

First we see him throw a dog. Throw him 48 yards.

[A]

Did not throw a dog. At what age did you know you had a football star in your hands?

[B]

He used to do it all the time. No, we used to call that the long dog. You will throw a car? No, once, many years ago, he throw a car possum.

[C]

He's never abused animals by throwing them.

[B]

He throw this p around the corner of our garage. 61 yards. He very good. But he fall down all of the time. All of his childhood. He always have a broken his ankle. He once poked himself with a knife and fork in his left hand, left eye. Many people in the league do not realize my son Tony have a glass eye on the left side. This why he always spin to the right out of the pocket.

[A]

Please, please stop it.

[B]

Please don't mention this to Sherry Jones or he might have a cut in his pants. Oh, this is the time where we really want to make his career. Where he can bring home lots of money for his poor mother. She worries so much, but he always he fall off of buildings.

[C]

He didn't throw possum 61 yards.

[B]

He once fall down on elevator shaft in a building that was not even finished yet. You have accident all of the time. My wife, Camila Jubakovsky says this is because of the unholy marriage of a Polish girl from Germany and me, a Latino. No, I tell her this is superstitious on silly. And Tony, throw the cat at her.

[A]

Mr. Romero, don't. Would you mind coming back throughout the season and giving us like, you know, the week before updates your take on what happened in the Cowboys game.

[B]

I will do this for you.

[A]

I would love to have you on the show more often.

[C]

Don't feed it.

[A]

Tony Romo's father, everyone. The real man, the myth, the legend.

[B]

Please be careful with your children.

[C]

That's right. Oh, my God.

[A]

800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Wow.

[E]

Bob.

[A]

Did you know that? Awesome.

[C]

61.

[B]

Flabbergasted.

[A]

Yeah, he had no idea.

[D]

He was like Charlie. He's not his dad, I swear to God.

[B]

Until Turley told me last night that his dad was. Was a real live third generation Mexican American. I thought Romo was Italian because of his name.

[C]

Well, give.

[A]

Romo.

[E]

Romo. No.

[A]

And who brought him in?

[B]

Who brought him in? Who brought him to Texas F. No. Thanks very much. No, this is how it works in New York. I come to. Hey, I'm going to go to Dallas. I'm going to bring you with me because you're a friend of ours. Hey, Tony, you want to throw that long ball down in Dallas?

[A]

I don't.

[B]

What do you think about that? This Drew Bled. Those days are numbered here, I think.

[C]

Yeah, he's pretty much a white guy.

[B]

I thought he was an Italian.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

And it's true. His mom is. Is a Polish German.

[C]

That's. I don't know what to believe with you anymore.

[B]

No, but that's actually true. I looked it up on Wikipedia.

[C]

Is it really true?

[D]

Morning to Wikipedia.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

That might explain why he's so accident prone though. No, that's Willie's dad's. Thinks so.

[A]

Can't wait to. He's gonna.

[D]

He'll be great for the football season.

[C]

Can't wait. I wish it was then.

[A]

Now what have you got in the news, J.D.

[F]

I have nothing.

[E]

I got. No.

[C]

Well, actually I do have some. Something that is similar but it's not. It doesn't top it. Texas Ranger. I can't see. Hold on a minute. Texas Ranger relief pitcher Jeremy. Jeff Jeffress, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Jeffers is arrested in with the DWI early Friday morning. The traffic stop, according to authorities, was equal parts dangerous and kind of embarrassing. Actually got stopped and then he. Well, I'll just keep reading. The rest of this ordeal is bad enough. The alleged drinking and reckless driving isn't something of course we want to gloss over. But actually whizzing on himself during the traffic stop is going to earn him a special spot in the athletes behaving badly. And actually that's part of the top 10. He has a new nickname. In fact, he has several new nicknames. The top 10 is coming up.

[A]

What is the top 10?

[C]

New nicknames? The new team nicknames that Jeremy's gotten from the Texas Rangers. Yes, a couple of new.

[D]

Now so was he scared and he urinated or he just had to go so bad he just sat there and let it go.

[C]

It doesn't really say here.

[A]

Just as he say, urinated on the radio.

[C]

Yeah, because that's what happened. It's actually. It's in the news story.

[B]

That's terrible. But you know, that kind of stuff happens. I. I actually pissed inside of Walmart. I'm not proud.

[C]

You did not.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

Next topic, next topic, next topic.

[C]

Maybe the top 10 won't be that.

[A]

That now.

[F]

What? What?

[E]

Bobo?

[B]

Why not? J.D. whizz.

[E]

I understand.

[A]

Did you really do that?

[C]

You didn't? You mean you went to the men's room?

[B]

I really did. I used to work nights, man. And Wednesday nights was like half shift night. So we get off at 1pm or 1am Good night to head to Walmart, pick up some groceries. There's nobody in the store. It's nice and, you know, quiet and do the shopping. But we used to go to a place called the Missile Club and play pool until 2, until the place closed. And I was sloshy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just like. And I'm not proud. No. This is not something I would do today. And I was right in the middle of the, like, you know, it goes. It goes snacks, chips, crackers, somewhere.

[C]

Yeah, I'm in between.

[B]

Between the chip aisle and the cracker aisle. It just hit me.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[B]

I'm thinking, well, this is a terrible. There's no way I'm going to make it all the way to the back. It's a half mile.

[A]

It's a half mile. It really is. Where's your bathroom? Okay. Over there. That just Rather just weddled myself.

[C]

No, it's.

[B]

Luckily the stalkers, you know, were all doing their thing like they do in the middle of the night and I found a. Yeah, well, don't tell me. There's a big pallet of nice gold products.

[A]

You were going to say this. You got to stop. Yeah. No naming names. We got that yet? We got it. We got it. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. That's awesome. 800, 800. A 99 Miata convertible with 140s worth of color. A couple of thousand dollars, Jay. Depending on how nice it is.

[E]

Okay. It's. It's red. It's very nice. It's pretty nice.

[A]

Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so we can take a look at it?

[E]

Okay, I can do that.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

City.

[A]

Halton. City. Cool. A local. Tarrant county, by the way. Cool. Here's another. Oh, that gmc, is it still here? I was gonna take that one.

[D]

I'm just thinking of a bad drunk. Star stories that. I mean, we've all been in that.

[C]

Situation stuck on Tony Romo throwing a posse 61 yards.

[A]

But yes, we rented out like when I was in college at smu, they. They'd have mixers and they rented out some bar and grill and everything's growing. I got drunk and, and. And I'd worked in a restaurant before and I thought it'd be a great idea to go back into the kitchen and fire up the fryers and feed everybody. Oh, boy, that's awesome.

[C]

You didn't work there. You just were. You just knew how to fire up.

[A]

I just knew how to fire up the fryer and started cooking and everybody was real happy. And when they kicked me out, I went outside. I was feeling distracted. Tractor that night, and I got on a tractor. It was in downtown Dallas and there was a backhost in there. And I used to work in a construction company and I fired up tobacco and it had a. What you call a ram hoe on it, a hydraulic air hammer. And I got that thing going and man, I did not get arrested, but I had a hell of an evening. We'll be right back after these messages. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[B]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com up. 97 won the Eagle, the rock of Dallas Fort Worth.

[A]

From the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, cheap bastards 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. Bob, if I forgive when we tag out every. Every segment, will you remind me to tell the listeners that we're going to 92.5 in Dallas next Saturday? We're leaving the Eagle? Yes, we're leaving 97.1 the eagle. We're going to the good side of town.

[C]

We're moving on.

[A]

We're moving on up like George and Wheezy.

[B]

Yeah, this is not.

[A]

Do you think they'll like us?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

You think they will?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Bo and Jim of the morning show. Yeah, they'll like us.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Good. Worried about it.

[D]

Long as you keep the same name. Not some stupid name that you came up with earlier this morning.

[A]

What are you we house Saturday morning? I mean, I just. It's bigger error. I mean, there's like three times the listeners and I mean I don't want to make them all mad. Everybody's always looking at me, telling me I'm pissing everybody off. You got to watch out, John. We gave you a big lane to drive in, John. Just don't drive drunk.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

The PD was like, man, I mean, you've earned this slot. It's yours to screw up. Up now. That's exactly what he said.

[C]

Oh, way to go, coach.

[A]

Right. Well, John, you've earned this. It's yours to screw up and only yours. All the, all the. All the. All the. I heart people are like, hey, man, don't. Don't freak out. Like blow a gasket on the Eagle in Dallas, leaving them. No. Like burn a bridge.

[C]

We didn't burn anything.

[A]

We're not burning anything.

[D]

It's a great rock station.

[B]

It is.

[A]

I grew up on the Eagle. I love the Eagle.

[C]

Did I work in the egg right? And 92 and a half.

[A]

I mean, it's just if you want to go from a three bedroom house to a mansion. I'd take the mansion.

[C]

I absolutely. I wouldn't call it what you called it earlier, though. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

You had a title Saturday Morning.

[C]

I don't think you should go with that. And somebody else recommended John Clevel Showed the Hammer. I don't think that's a. I don't believe that's an appropriate title either. The Hammer.

[A]

No, I think that's terrible name. Gas and Ass.

[C]

Gas and Ass was the other one.

[A]

That's kind of cute, but I don't think it'll fly for. We've got to wear ties next week, guys.

[C]

Well, no, we don't.

[A]

No, we don't. You don't think we need. You know. You don't think we at least have to wear like long sleeve button nails? No.

[E]

No.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm in my pajama bottom.

[D]

Probably Tommy Bahama shirts.

[C]

There's been days you've been in your underwear in here.

[F]

Literally.

[A]

It's hot.

[E]

It was hot.

[C]

I know.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Casey, Kim is walking in. I'm going to grab this call real quick for the top 10. Thomas An 08 Eclipse Spider with 105 average. Rough or clean?

[C]

Clean.

[A]

You know, that is our number one top of the list stripper car of all time.

[E]

Heck yeah.

[A]

Heck yeah. Did you repo it from a stripper? Was it yours?

[E]

I had to yank her out of it, man.

[A]

She wouldn't.

[E]

She wouldn't get out of the car.

[A]

Is it Is the top ripped up? No. Clean. 2500 to 3 grand, maybe 3, 500.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

That's the money. Will you go to givemetheven.com.com.

[E]

God.

[A]

Get your. Get your mind out of the gutter, JD.com and load it up for us.

[E]

I'll take a look at it.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you. Casey, good morning. Good morning, Casey.

[C]

It's so lovely to see you.

[A]

What is our top 10?

[C]

We do well, we know that the Texas Ranger relief pitcher. That's funny, too. Jeremy Jeffress, he got a DWI actually Friday morning. Did you know that?

[A]

No.

[C]

Well, we have the new top 10 nicknames. You know how players sometimes get nicknames on the team?

[F]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So these are the top 10 new nicknames for.

[A]

So Hang on. You got to understand something. Casey and I appreciate the fact that your soul and heart comes back to Dallas for worth. But we love. We have listeners in Houston, in Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Louisiana, Arkansas, West Texas, East Texas. They might not know who you're talking about. Who is it? Jeremy Jeffers of the Texas Rangers.

[C]

Rangers.

[A]

The baseball squad.

[C]

I said that in the beginning. Texas Rangers relief pitcher. Ah, he got stopped for DWI and he urinated on his.

[A]

Is that why they got beat 10 to 12 to 1 last night? He's on. He's actually.

[B]

Was it really.

[A]

It was that bad? And they beat the. Was it the Indians 10 to nothing or 9 to nothing? It's weird. Oh, go ahead. Nothing.

[C]

So Texas Ranger player Jeremy Jeffers has a. Has some new nicknames. That's all. Some things they call him in the dugout, just Buddy to buddy after urinating.

[A]

Himself on a DWS dwi.

[E]

Right.

[C]

So number two, the Bladder batter. His fans are now known as the Yuri Nation. Number eight, the Pee Pee pitcher.

[E]

Number seven.

[C]

His new nickname, The Yellow Rain Train.

[A]

Number six.

[C]

We got the Ranger Zipper Ripper.

[A]

No, that's not.

[C]

The son of number one. These are his new nicknames. I didn't make them up.

[E]

Folks.

[C]

The Waterworks Walker. And we're getting better. The Rangers Rainmaker. His new nickname, The Texas tt The Duip Freely.

[A]

Oh, what do they call you? Darvish. The Iranian Hammer dude. Did you see him knock one over center field three nights ago?

[B]

Yeah, Daddy.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[F]

Ball.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Being American League, you know there are only three Rangers pitchers who've ever hit home runs.

[A]

Yes. And you, Darvish is one of them.

[B]

Yeah, Daddy.

[A]

Did you see his interview afterwards with his translator?

[B]

No.

[A]

It's pretty funny.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

We need to get you and his translator in here one day, Bob. You'd really enjoy that.

[C]

No, please, I can't take it today. It's about to explode with Tony Romo's dad.

[A]

What would it be?

[B]

What would it be?

[A]

It wouldn't be that. It would be more like on H. It sounds more like Chinese to me.

[D]

Why?

[A]

You make everything about you. No, that's why you make everything about you. But that's not Iranian. That's not Iranian. Where you get. He's Iranian. Half Iranian, half Japanese. I'm just leaning on the Iranian side.

[B]

Jeez, get out of town. Is he really?

[A]

Isn't he?

[C]

You guys are making all this up.

[D]

He is Japanese.

[A]

No, he's got some Iranian in him. Dude, you think a Japanese can hit a homer like.

[E]

Like that?

[A]

Those Iranians have been throwing nuclear weapons over fences for years. And that's where he gets it from.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

To.

[B]

To further perpetuate an unpopular stereotype, walk in the 7:11 this morning. Just riding down the street, right? There's a big sign, a handmade sign, handwritten, that says, no change without purchase.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. And it's prominent. This is a seven. This is a. This is a prominent national national chain store.

[A]

Okay, so what's your point?

[B]

Place is all neat and clean, and then there's this jacked up handwritten sign that says, no change without purchase. And under that, it says, card machine cost $1 or something. I'm thinking, you know, how welcoming is that? You know?

[C]

Oh, my. Okay, well, actually, he was born. I can't even pronounce his name when he was born, but his mother was Japanese and his father was Iranian.

[A]

Thank you. And the man's jeans run the deepest.

[B]

Don't you come walking into my store, ask for four quarters. I do not have them. Not for you.

[D]

I did not know that.

[A]

My juicy fruit.

[C]

I didn't either.

[A]

Ryan. A 2010 GT hardtop manual with 127 Mustang average. Rough or clean?

[C]

It's.

[E]

It's pretty clean.

[A]

Five, six, six, seven is what I'm thinking. Seven, seven.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Seven grand. Yeah. Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Let's take a look. See? I'll buy it. Here's a low mile one, Cody. Cody has a 03 Chevy with a 238, 000 miles on it. Cody, how long. How many miles were on it when you bought it?

[E]

Probably around 60 or so.

[A]

Damn. You got your money out of it. What do you want for it? What you take for it?

[E]

God, I don't know. Whatever smile give me. People keep telling me I can get Three grand for a truck living in Oklahoma if it runs. So I have no idea.

[A]

Maybe to a drunk Indian. Bad joke. 800. 807. 234. Do you need to dump that? Nah, I don't know. All right, I. I tried to line.

[D]

Up 20 more seconds to think about it.

[A]

We've got a new delay. We can think about it for a while before we dump what we said. Does a grand buy it? Does 1500 buy it?

[E]

I would take 1500, try to get it out of my hand.

[A]

Okay, well, then go to givemetheven.com. put it in there. Say, I'll take 1500 for it and show us the pictures. I'm gonna pull the vehicle history, and if I like it, I'm gonna buy it.

[F]

All right.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. Cody, Oklahoma, in the house. Oklahoma.

[D]

Well, they're rated one of the top teams in the country. They should this year, too.

[C]

Are they?

[A]

Did you see the polls? Yeah. Number one. They're always great. Three. Number three.

[F]

I thought.

[A]

I thought. Oh, you came out number one. Who's number one?

[D]

Alabama.

[A]

That's right. I'm an idiot.

[B]

Crimson time.

[A]

What is that clock saying to me over there?

[D]

It's you got time.

[A]

Like, telling you time.

[D]

You got, like four minutes.

[A]

Okay, so where's Thursday? What happened to me? Daughter has a skating party.

[C]

Your daughter has a skating.

[A]

Thirteen years old? Yeah, seventh grade. Oh, dad, we're too old for this. I said it'll be fun. Y' all did it all when you were kids. Have it again. So none of them could skate, J.D.

[C]

Well, they haven't done it.

[A]

No, they never learned.

[C]

They never learned? Well, they.

[A]

They're in seventh grade.

[C]

It's a generation of video games.

[A]

All these kids are running around the roller rink on those roller walker things like a bunch of special needs people.

[B]

Hold on. Roller walkers?

[A]

You seen those?

[C]

Yeah, they give them lifts. Or like a walker, except it's got rollers on it in case you're not good at skating.

[A]

Really? They can't skate in their 13.

[B]

That's unbelievable.

[A]

Unbelievable. I told him, next year we're going to have another party, learn how to ride a bicycle.

[B]

You just do it so you don't fall down anymore.

[C]

But that's not.

[D]

I got a theory here, though.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Do these kids all go to private school, John?

[A]

They do as a private school party. But I mean, I went to private school. Alex, who was M. Miranda Lambert's guitarist, was on. We used to knock the hell out of each other at Rollerland West.

[C]

Didn't go to school in the world in the. In the. You.

[B]

You think what you pay for in private school, they teach them how to skate.

[A]

I couldn't agree more. They can't skate and they're 13.

[C]

It's the video world. It's the Internet world. On their phones. They live that way.

[A]

The old man that runs the roller skating rink, I was like. He was. Remembered me from when I was a kid. I was like, you. Is this normal? He said, you'd be surprised. I said, I'm pretty surprised. Okay. He said, it's a different generation than y' all were. And I said, is it different between private school and public school? He said, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit.

[C]

Why did you go to the. Why did you go to this game Ring? It was a social activity. That's not their social world anymore.

[F]

It's their.

[A]

We went for birthday parties.

[C]

You went to be social. They don't do that anymore.

[A]

What do they do?

[C]

They do their phones, they text.

[A]

Hey, you want to hear at the same table? But. But I don't know if. I don't know if it's just. Maybe it's in my bloodline. So my wife.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

God rest her soul, she's dead. She's going to say that I'm telling this story all wrong. Yeah. So that day, she's got the cakes. She's got. She made cake pops and all this stuff.

[C]

She goes over the top of birthday.

[A]

She always goes over the top of birthday. She picks the boys up. She calls me at 2 o'. Clock, o' clock in the afternoon or three, waiting in line to pick up Tabitha's brothers, okay? And she calls me. I'm sick of this car.

[C]

Stop it.

[A]

She's from Europe, Swedish chef. I don't know why.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

So she's in the line and she's melting. And she said, john, we've got to do something with this car. I'm tired of it breaking down. You know, I'm a car dealer.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the hardest thing in the car dealer's life, is to keep his woman happy in her car. It really is. So I try to buy one to keep it, not trade in and out, because they get mad about that. Yeah. And it's like the air went out on this day, the air goes out. I'm sitting here, it's 100 degrees. All the cake stuff's melting. Please get me a new car.

[C]

Okay?

[A]

I'm like, well, if you really think I'm defending the car because I don't want to buy a new car. Right. I'M like, you know, you ran it through that flood thing and you shorted up the pcm and then you got it ran over a nail, only got a flat. I mean that's really nobody's fault. That would happen with a new one too.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And.

[A]

But she's like, this thing's just a problem. So she's in a bad mood and I understand. It's hot, it's. She's got kids with her, three little boys and everybody's yelling. We get, they get to the skating rink and at 4 o' clock nobody's there.

[E]

What?

[A]

The party starts at 4:30. She calls me. She said, please don't tell me you did what I think you did. Cuz I booked the party and I'm an idiot. And I said, what do you mean? She said, nobody said here. They're not here. And I immediately called my secretary. I was like, oh my God, did you book the wrong day? She's like, no. I said, show me the contract, send me a picture anyway. They're melting in the sun. There's no heat, everybody. So yesterday every, we had, we had a great time at the, at the party and everything's great. She comes and picks me up for lunch yesterday and we're driving to the restaurant. I'm like, hey, you got the air working? Yep, yep. No, it's like, did you take it to the guy in the, the, did you take it in to the mechanic? She, yeah, he fixed it. I was like, how do you fix it? Cuz? I figured, need a new condenser compressor. How do you fix it that fast? She says, shut up. What do you mean shut up? Just shut up. I'm like, I didn't say anything. What do you mean shut up? Just did he push a button that had a snowflake on it?

[E]

Oh, John.

[A]

So we don't need a new car right now.

[C]

Just push the button with a snowflake.

[A]

It happens to the best of us, man.

[B]

The good news?

[C]

It does.

[A]

That's the good news. She's got three hellions. And these are your kids and they came from your body. And I had no idea that we were giving birth to monsters.

[C]

They're not monsters, they're just kids.

[A]

And they're pretty, they're fun, they're ambunious. My Danish mother in law, you know, she's like, oh no kids like this. I've never seen children like this.

[B]

The bad news is it's eventually going to rain. And that wiper control is a lot more complicated than that snowflake.

[F]

Button.

[A]

She's a pretty savvy gal. Seriously, she's no dummy, but she was.

[C]

Rattled by the kids.

[A]

She was rattled by the kids.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

No doubt.

[A]

A 2000 Liberty Moonroof with 50 nick average. Rougher clean.

[E]

I would say it's very clean.

[A]

I think it's 8 to 9,000, maybe 2.

[E]

10. Okay, if that works for you.

[A]

Go, go to giveme the vin.com and load her up. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the radio and you can call in right now at 800. 800 radio diesel trucks, BMWs, Mercedes, the works. We buy it all. Half ton trucks, we buy the whole gamut. Rolls Royces, Bentley's, whatever. Junk. Yeah, whatever. We'll buy them all. Go to givemethevin.com or just call into the show right now. We'll be right back. And remember, we're going to not 92.5 in Dallas. We're leaving the Eagle. Goodbye, Eagle. We will see you on 92.5 next week. Starting next week in Dallas, Texas.

[B]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

I'm the best. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best carbine service in the world. Look at our reviews. It's unprecedented what we do. We buy several hundred a week and we're just the best. I mean it's good to be the best and we're the best. So if you want to deal with the best, go to givemetheven.com if anybody thinks we're low ball guys, I just throw it out there. If I don't beat your carmax offer, I owe you 100. Sell us your car.

[E]

Give me the vin.com so easy.

[A]

You can do it in your mind, cowboy. Max. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have known that. Hey, Tim. An 02 Crown Vic with 200,000 miles. That's really not my bag dog. It's.

[E]

It's got 109,000.

[A]

A 109. Is it nice?

[E]

Yes, it's very nice.

[A]

Is it 1500?

[E]

Say what now?

[A]

Is it about $1,500?

[C]

I was called.

[E]

Need to try to find out about what it was.

[A]

I think it's a thousand to fifteen hundred. And if you'll take that for it, load it up on my website. Givemetheven.com and I'll buy it.

[B]

All right, man.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. 03 Tahoe with 96 chases at leather cloth average rough or clean.

[E]

I'd say in between rough and average. I just reupholstered the two front seats and had a tune up done.

[A]

I was gonna say four grand. I'm thinking three. I just need to see pictures. If I can make it work at 4, I'll damn sure give 4.

[E]

I can load it up on there. I'd want a little more for it. I'm asking out here 67 for it with 95. 95,500 miles.

[A]

What I do is I buy all these cars. I buy a couple hundred a week and I redistribute them to other car dealers. I've got contracts with big note change, big dealer chains that you'd recommend recognize. I won't say their names, but Warren Buffett and. And we redistribute these cars in volume to these guys. So I make about 300 bucks a rep. That's what we average. So. So like if you're asking 6, 500, that's retail and that's cool. I mean there. There's retail money out there, but. But good. Top of market high wholesale fast money is me. And I think it's four grand. Right? Okay. All right.

[E]

I appreciate it.

[A]

Thank you. 800, 800. 6, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. What are we gonna do, Bob? What?

[B]

What's what?

[A]

What have we got in the lineup today?

[D]

Well, actually we or myself recorded you. Your driver, Danny. Yeah, you know who he is, right?

[A]

Well, Danny, French chef from South Park?

[D]

Pretty much, yeah. Well, apparently, I guess you've been asking these guys to do things that they're not normally used to doing. You're pretty hot, moving furnitures and stuff like that.

[A]

Well, we are always ask him to do stuff. I don't understand the difference between if we're paying somebody a flat rate per hour. Why if you're driving cars or if you're moving furniture, if you're doing this, I mean, short of heavy manual nasty labor. Why, it's an issue.

[D]

Yeah, well, apparently it was an issue with Danny.

[A]

It's always an issue with Danny. So you recorded what? What have you done?

[D]

He was in the studio because they're putting in this table, the conference. Conference table.

[C]

We have a new conference table and the whole new studio looks great.

[D]

Yeah, it looks hot and they're wonderful. But he was just bitching up a storm.

[B]

Always.

[A]

I told him to quit bitching or he needs to find a new gig about. Well, what do you say?

[D]

You might want to find a new one after this.

[A]

Oh, no. Is this the end of. Danny reported this? I don't know. I don't think so.

[B]

Charlie will do that.

[A]

He cusses a lot. Did you clean it up? Oh, yeah. All right.

[D]

Here's Danny here.

[F]

How the hell you think I'll do.

[C]

Oh, jeez.

[F]

John called. He sound like he was drinking that moonshine. I give him that my back from tips, Tennessee and called me drunk as a monkey. Said danny Dan, everywhere you move my conference table. I said, what the you talking about? You must be out your goddamn mind. Move a conference table. I don't know. John, will you lick my butt? Is that your job? This pitching? Is that what you do? Mother, I ain't even had my bacon sausage yet and you want me to come up there and move a walk up the mother stairs and move a conference table from one office to another? Make me wanna. It wasn't what the motherf. Canada. Move furniture in the middle of the daytime. That's one thing always made me wonder about white people. If you moving, you do it at night when it's nice and cool. A lot of times, you know that comes from ancestry. Because a lot of times, time, color. Folks move furniture at night because they don't want to be seen moving the furniture. That's right. Move the conference table. You know what my slip say? It said, time or arrival, Number of units, Tag number, VIN number.

[E]

I will drive.

[F]

You gonna have to pay some extra for this. Give me back my moonshine. Something I don't. I just don't know about John Clay. He seemed wrong somehow. Instrumentally wrong in his body and his mind. I think he might be on some kind of dope. You saying. You ever seen smoke dope? I'm worried about the man.

[B]

He.

[F]

He losing his judgment. Him and Russ Martin the same kind of mother. Thank God I don't work over there. No, that was bad. I mean, that was real bad. We had the day with time. We come in Monday morning and had to cook up all the broken whiskey bottles and bullet shells. J.D. ryan was sleeping the Kona Conan wake him up. He's sleepy. He's laying on the floor with four Puerto Rican girls. That's true. That's not funny that. If that was. If that was. If that was made up there, that would be funny. You could tell Bob O to tell a story like that, make that up. Then it would be funny. But when you 40 years old laying on the floor with four Puerto Rican girls in a pile of broken whiskey bottles and spit. Nine millimeter casings, brother, you ain't living your life right. You know, Jesus Christ didn't die so you could do that. I'm just glad not to be over there no more. They used to eat corn with their hand. I never seen so. That's right.

[A]

So, yeah.

[D]

Driver Danny is a little upset with you. Apparently other people too.

[A]

Actually. That was lighter than normal for him. Oh, my God. He's a heavy complainer. Heavy. The complaint box is just him. We need Roy to call in and straighten this out. Uncle Roy.

[C]

That really happened that.

[A]

Hey, Chris. An 01 Trans Am with 82. How nice. On a scale of one to ten.

[E]

It'S there.

[A]

Four to five grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's take a look. O2 Trailblazer with 170. Eric, this car is really going to surprise you. They are not bringing nothing. I mean just nothing. Even an LTZ? Yeah. I gave a thousand for one the other day. I lost 300. You think I'm lying? I'm not. I don't know. I'll get 500.

[E]

I just spent a little bit more. About 1200 for it.

[A]

Yeah, I'll give 5 for it. 5 Volkswagen 2010 Volkswagen with 120. Greg don't hate me but I hate volkswagens. They always lay down, they always break. They always hurt me. And. And I don't mean I can't. I lose money. I love cars I make money with and I hate cars I lose money with and I hate Farvik nugans.

[B]

Greg Noogan.

[A]

All right, Greg. Perfect Nougan. Same thing here. Marcus. The 06 BMW with a buck 70 on it. I mean it is mild the hell out. What do you want for it?

[E]

Oh, yeah, what do you offer?

[A]

Thousand. Two thousand? Yeah. Go to give me the vin dot com. I might give two if I love it, if it looks good. But the miles they just. It costs more to fix that car than it cost to. To buy it. And that's why nobody. The people that would like to buy it can't afford to keep it running. That that's really the underlying issue. Same reason there's airplanes in the desert in Oklahoma sitting there. They cost more to maintain than they. Than they're worth. So they're just basically totaled. 8008-072348-00800 radio or just go to givemetheven.com names. John, Clay Wolf. We are going to 92.5 in Dallas next Saturday morning. We're leaving the eagle had a blast. Been here off and on for like five years. Right. Love it. But we're moving over with bow and Jim. 925 next Saturday. Morning. So make sure if you miss us here, jump to 925 in Dallas and we will be there.

[B]

Don't go away. There's more at the john clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethe vin.com.

[A]

What is give me the vin.com? it's a car buying service. What kind of car buying service? An online car buying service. The kind that beats CarMax or pays you 100. The kind that comes to your house and picks up the car. The kind that you can just go to a website and load in your information short and quick and get a check. I'm the best. I hate to be braggadocious. That's givemetheven.com.

[C]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Give me the vin.com so easy you.

[E]

Can do it and you're unknown.

[A]

We got lots of kick ass, all kinds of different rock.

[B]

Dallas Fort Worth.

[A]

Remember we're in Dallas. We're moving to 92.5. Next Saturday, September 3rd. We're leaving. This is our last show on the Eagle. So you're looking 10 minutes.

[D]

Yeah, last.

[A]

Those are last 10 minutes on the Eagle. What were some great moments. Wow. Oh yeah.

[C]

Looking back, looking back on the little heart thing.

[E]

Yeah. Har.

[A]

I think the leg story is the all time favorite story of everyone.

[C]

Yes, we love that one. Can we do that?

[A]

I mean we can do it lightly. I mean I think we should save it for next week on. On zps. Yeah.

[C]

Read, introduce.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You'll have a new audience you're going.

[A]

To have to introduce yourself to. So may fall in love with us with that one. Yeah. Where, where, where we had an issue with the painter and the ex wife.

[C]

Everybody loves the, the leg story.

[A]

Everybody love all of the celebrities that have been in the studio have signed the artificial leg.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

We have it right here and yeah, I think that's right. Oh, there you go.

[E]

Here it is.

[B]

It's just so quintessentially John.

[C]

It is that story. Just. Yeah.

[A]

What about spraying Kent McGon Montgomery with starting fluid in the eyeballs? Oh man, you gotta tell that some of this. How did it go, Bob?

[B]

You said get you some of this, buddy.

[D]

And I sponsored.

[A]

We were pushing Berryman's B12 chem tool.

[B]

Which is a very good product.

[E]

Yeah, very good.

[A]

And how did it happen? I picked it up and yeah, you're just like Kent was. Why did I spray him?

[B]

I think you were gonna fake spray him to try to get a flinch out of him. And he, he didn't flinch at all. And you just, if your finger got Away from you.

[C]

I think you thought it was going to be a spray, but it was.

[A]

A stream and we could smell it and, like, get a buzz off of it, I think is what I thought.

[D]

It went straight in his eye and he. It was like the biggest panic. And you said, os.

[C]

Yeah, you know. You know, morning spray comes out in a line.

[A]

That's exactly what happened right in his eyeball. And he goes.

[D]

Me and Baba looked at each other other like, what the hell just happened?

[A]

He hasn't been back up here since, has he? No, I wouldn't either. And he was. We. We were holding his feet in the. In the. In the sink. Like he was doing a keg stand under the sink, trying to wash his eyeball out.

[D]

Meanwhile, I just threw it to break.

[A]

Break real quick.

[E]

Just.

[A]

Okay, let's go to break.

[C]

We didn't have enough dumped or control. That was nuts.

[A]

We've had Simon Cow on. We've had weird. We had cheats and Ch Song, and we need to get back in the celebritard business. That was fun.

[B]

Yeah, that was awesome.

[A]

We just got so busy. We haven't been doing it.

[C]

No busy shows.

[B]

They don't have to be big stars right now, but like iconic people like Chevy Chase.

[A]

That was fun.

[B]

We talked to what was his. Damone from Fast Times. That was awesome.

[A]

I was.

[D]

Remember that.

[A]

I don't remember that in Adam Corolla and blah, blah, blah. I mean, there's been so many of them. We've had fun here. And I remember they said, it'll never, never happen. It'll never happen. Nothing will ever happen. You just got to keep. Keep punching that bag.

[C]

Look how many years now we're all over the country. Literally.

[A]

Literally. Fixing to be more so, huh?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So this is our last segment of the Eagle. That's. Are you gonna miss Russ Martin, JD.

[C]

It'S been seven years.

[A]

Not really. You need to go see him.

[E]

Why?

[A]

Just because he's your old friend.

[C]

Is my buddy, and I have nothing against him. Absolutely nothing.

[A]

What if he died?

[C]

I would be heartbroken. Honestly.

[A]

Totally.

[C]

I would be heartbroken.

[A]

So do you need to go see him?

[C]

I probably should.

[A]

I mean, he misses every other day of work.

[C]

I'm sure that I'd be.

[A]

Well, his health is not.

[C]

If I were welcome, I would. I would go see him.

[A]

So if. If, If. If I was playing love connection. Friend connection here. How could I put that you two together?

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

Should we just walk up there on the Saturday, on a Friday, after. On a. On a weekday Afternoon walk in the studio.

[C]

You never do that to Russ Martin.

[A]

Never.

[C]

Because he doesn't. He freaks out. He does not do well with you. He doesn't.

[A]

You were his radio.

[C]

Especially with me. No, you don't walk. No, you just don't walk in on him.

[D]

Probably have to be a lunch date.

[A]

I think you walk in and jump right on the air. That's what I think.

[D]

Well, I don't think they let him in the studio.

[A]

I can get you a key card.

[C]

I wouldn't get that.

[A]

I can get you a key card. I can get you a key card. If I get you a key card. We do it. If you walked in while they were live on the air.

[C]

Take a break and throw me out.

[B]

Most likely.

[C]

I'm guessing really? From the years of. Yeah, just cuz he. He's. He like it's his show and he wants to control it.

[A]

But he still would control it.

[C]

But it.

[A]

Well, kind of.

[C]

But something was thrown at him he wasn't ready for. I'm just guessing. I have no idea.

[A]

Well, we're giving him a big heads up.

[C]

I have no idea. Yeah, I mean n. He would never sell you out.

[E]

Jake.

[A]

Is that Cindy? Is that Susie Snapper?

[C]

Hey guys. You getting off here this week? She going to miss you out here. Yeah. Well, you guys are awesome.

[A]

Free B.

[B]

Free BJ's for everybody. I hope nothing ever happens to us.

[C]

And he does many more years of happiness on the awesome slip and slide. Oh, Susie. Susy Snapper. Well, you can do traffic.

[A]

Who can do traffic?

[C]

Susie Snapper.

[B]

If you maybe whenever you want to.

[A]

Or not.

[B]

You always take a bit of the Snapper with you.

[A]

What are you doing this Saturday? Susan?

[B]

Everybody I meet. Is it.

[A]

What's the weather?

[B]

Summertime. I'm a senior girl.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Makes me horny.

[C]

Oh my God. Beautiful wedding.

[E]

I don't think so.

[B]

And I got another gun show. Go to the gun show. Meet a biker. What?

[E]

What?

[B]

That's Snapper territory.

[A]

Thank you, Susie. Thank you for coming in the studio as always. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Russ. Not Russ. Rush Limbaugh is coming in again. He wanted to talk to us real quick. Hey Carlos. I know some seven Mercury Milan was 67. Is that car worth four grand?

[E]

I would have thought it would have been worth a little bit more. I know the age is a little bit but it's between average and clean.

[A]

Yeah. Is it a six cylinder with leather?

[E]

Yeah, it's a six cylinder with cloth. But it has navigation.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof no, it does not. I don't know. We're pushing it maybe 45. Where do you live?

[E]

I live in Willis.

[A]

Where's that? What area? Part of state.

[E]

North of Houston.

[A]

North of Houston. So we have to get it up here. Go to givemetheven.com and say, John, bid me at four in the air and it takes X. Whatever it takes. And we'll look at it from that figure. Michael. 06 Impala with 130s, not us. It's about a $800 car to me, and I think it's. Put it on Craigslist for 1800 and you'll sell it. You there. Bye. You like it? 800-800-723-48800 radio. Call in year, make, model, miles, or just go to. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com Oklahoma, Houston, Dallas, Pennsylvania, West Texas, East Texas. Every Arkansas. We don't talk about it, but Arkansas. Oh, we should sue Arkansas. Rogers, We've been. We've got drivers going up there today to Fayetteville to pick up some cars we bought from. Give me the VIN Thursday. Really? Absolutely.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Is that Cadillac in yet? The one from Missouri?

[D]

No, still waiting for that title.

[A]

Okay. Rush Limbaugh, is he around? He is around.

[D]

He just sits in this green room.

[C]

Just ready.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, he likes being on the radio on Saturdays. Nobody's live except us. So he comes in here. That's true, Rush.

[B]

Just sitting down, enjoying a fresh Perette, basking in my excellence.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

There's a lot of talk. Yeah, there is.

[A]

What's the floor flip flop about?

[B]

Donald Trump flipping and flopping.

[C]

Is he flipping and flopping?

[B]

Let me tell you my research.

[A]

Look.

[E]

What?

[B]

The way he's flipped on immigration is.

[C]

Not a flip, okay.

[B]

Nor a flop.

[C]

No.

[B]

I equate him to Jesse owens at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. He ran fast.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Hitler was terribly offended. But he didn't run that way when he first started. Donald Trump is an agent, like a rising star. He's just learned to use the teleprompter. I think he learned that from watching my TV broadcast. He's learned that you don't threaten to deport people, you just do it.

[A]

No, no, wait.

[E]

No.

[B]

When you're already president. He's also still building a wall.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Although he'll write directions around the wall in Spanish.

[C]

Right.

[B]

On the Mexican side.

[C]

Okay, that's it.

[B]

Our side will be in English.

[C]

Okay, gotcha.

[B]

There'll be no climbing. No climbing on the wall with no Digging under these are the rules. He's truly poised to make America great again.

[C]

He's trying.

[B]

And according to my guru on the subject, Mr. Tim Russert Jr. Oh yeah. Not only will he be president, but prime chancellor probably by 2018. Watch and see.

[C]

No President. Yes, but no. Not chance.

[B]

Not a flip or a flop, but more of a fly to great stardom for one Donald J. Trump. My prediction of the week. Yes, from one El Rushbow. Talent on loan from God and Pfizer.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

Thank you, Rush. Thank you.

[B]

Love those cracker sets.

[C]

Yeah, I know you do.

[A]

You know what? Another good moment was is the raccoon story.

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

Oh, and guess what, Turley, they're back.

[C]

The raccoons came back to your house?

[A]

Yep. We set another trap. Cuz they got into the trash again. And I've got a live coon sitting in the cop in the garage.

[C]

What do you do?

[B]

It's August.

[A]

And you got what? What do I do with it?

[E]

Don't.

[D]

No, we already did this.

[A]

But I've got a live raccoon in the trap. In the house. Not in the house. Announcement. In the. Do you just let him out? If I let him out, he's gonna run, he's gonna bite me. If I shoot him in the cage, it's gonna ruin my cage.

[C]

Yeah, Dan, what do I do?

[D]

We did this last time, remember?

[C]

What are we finding?

[A]

Do we drive him to the raccoon lady in Wichita Falls, Texas and give him to her?

[D]

Yes, the one that complained about it. You give it to her?

[A]

No, not one person.

[E]

Because.

[A]

Do I give it to Bobbo? Because he's going back up that way and he can take the raccoon to her and deliver it to her.

[B]

I can give it a ride. We got plenty of them already. I'm just saying, they're kind of like the eyes. Irish at the turn of the century. In New York. You're just gonna have to learn to coexist.

[A]

Right. They keep getting into my trash. Well, buckle it up. Yeah, that's what she said.

[B]

What kind of trash you got that the raccoons are getting?

[A]

Just kitchen trash. They do? I mean, I don't know.

[B]

All right, you need a coon proof trash muff. That is a deal. What does that make any sense?

[A]

Cocoon proof trash. Trash.

[B]

A dumpster type deal with a. With a flip top lid that you can latch.

[A]

Yeah, but they got fingers.

[B]

I mean, they get in there if you don't latch it tight, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Coon proof trash mug tank.

[B]

Yeah, I'm Gonna give this to Cuban and see what I can get out of it.

[C]

Yeah, I'll go far cub.

[B]

Millions of rural citizenry around the state of Texas trying to get rid of.

[A]

Ezekiel Elliott's coming on this show in a minute. We're checking off of Oklahoma City, Dallas, Fort Worth and Houston. The buzz. Houston 97.5 is still going for the next hour. So Houston guys, you can listen to us for the next hour on 97.5. Everyone else is losing us. Oh, and Pennsylvania's going off too. Okay, everyone else is losing us. Can go to the [e-mail], click listen live or iheartrading media player. You can stream it off the Bear in Wichita Falls. But Wichita Falls. The Bears in Abilene, Lafayette, Louisiana. We need to talk about them too. Okay. And there's a couple other more cities that are carrying us for the next hour. Hour number four. And of course you can always get the [e-mail] scroll to the bottom. It says itunes. Click that, load it in and you can catch our number four. And totally strips out the commercials after the show and loads it on. It'll be a about 3 o'.

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Clock.

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So everyone on hold. We're going New Jersey. Hang on. You really from New Jersey?

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Yes, I am.

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All right, hang on just a second. We're get to you. My name is John Clay Wolf Eagle 97.1. It has been fun, been a blast. I've enjoyed it. There's been some drama, but we got over it. Yeah, we never quite got done there what we wanted to get done. And we're leaving on an uptick. But I still have I'm left something behind there. You may go back. You just never know what to do. We're going to 92.5 starting next Saturday.