#62 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #62 – February 12, 2026

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, broadcasting for the first time on Dallas’ 92.5 FM, delivers its trademark high-energy blend of car talk, off-the-rails radio banter, irreverent humor, rock & roll, and a dash of social commentary. The crew—John Clay Wolfe (host), JD Ryan (sidekick), Bobbo Babo (impressionist), and producer Mike Turley—welcomes old fans and new listeners while fielding car offers, swapping radio war stories, giving away concert tickets, and celebrating John’s birthday weekend/Labor Day.

If you love fast talk, edgy humor, and live radio's wild, unpredictable energy, this episode is a prime listen. It’s packed with classic car deals, bizarre impersonations, sports rants, a brush with the cops, and recurring inside jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Show Introduction & Station Debut

• (02:04) John celebrates landing on Dallas’ 92.5 FM, sharing pride in joining a station he grew up listening to. Nostalgic banter about old radio days and the team’s history in DFW radio.
• Quote (John, 02:04):
  “We’ve been on the Eagle in Dallas for years. And we made the move today to 92.5. For those of y’all who are unfamiliar with us, let me catch you up to speed…”

2. Meet the Crew & Radio War Stories

• Each host recounts their past jobs, radio firings, shenanigans, and friendships. Multiple stations and personalities are referenced, painting a picture of “fallen” radio legends and notorious rock stations.
  • JD Ryan talks about being fired alongside Russ Martin.
  • Producer Turley humorously details being let go for booking Rob Zombie.
  • Bobbo insists he’s never been fired but “just asked not to hang around so much.”
• Quote (JD, 03:50):
  “Fired is when you don’t get paid for the next two years, which we did.”

3. Main Bit: On-Air Car Buying

• Throughout the episode, John personally values listener cars on air—from $1000 Pathfinders to $160k Mercedes S65s. He emphasizes the speed and legitimacy of GiveMeTheVIN.com: "We're not lowballers; we outbid the rest."
• (06:09) John clarifies the show’s interactivity: listeners call in with their car info, John delivers an offer, and the transaction (often) happens within hours.
• Quote (John, 06:49):
  “If we don’t beat CarMax’s offer, we’ll pay you $100… We’re not lowballers; we’re at the top of the market.”

4. Caller Highlights

• (09:03–11:14)—Sean from Flower Mound kicks off the call-in car offers with a 2001 Nissan Pathfinder.
• (11:41–13:46)—John from Houston discusses a 2012 Infiniti and banters about the previous night’s Rangers/Astros game.
• (18:01–20:38)—Michael calls in with a 2011 Porsche Boxster Spyder, leading to a deep dive on sports car pricing and the used car market's swings.

5. Current Events, Earthquake, and Sports

• (13:57) JD and Turley react live to a reported 5.6 earthquake felt in the DFW studio. Light-hearted talk about buildings swaying and Bobbo's panicked reaction.
• Sports talk runs throughout, especially football matchups (big opening college football weekend), and Tony Romo’s injury.

6. Giveaways & Listener Games

• (24:34–38:10)—Black Sabbath ticket giveaway: To win, listeners must answer where Black Sabbath got their name (A: from a Boris Karloff film). Several callers offer wrong answers before Chris nails it. Candid, rapid-fire energy.
• Quote (John, 26:04):
  “The question is, where did Black Sabbath get its name specifically?”

7. Wallace Edwards' "Rock History" Feature

• (29:32–34:30) Wallace Edwards delivers a tongue-firmly-in-cheek “Today in Rock History” segment, relating an obviously fabricated, hilarious life story of Paul McCartney. Lengthy, irreverent, full of musical in-jokes.
• Quote (Wallace, 30:32):
  “No one’s taken more dollars from the music business… than Sir Paul McCartney… by the age of five, he’d grown to the height of five foot seven. By the time he was ready to start school, he clocked in at over six and a half feet tall…”

8. Radio Legends, Tributes & Shock Jock Memories

• (46:40–48:01) News breaks about the death of Jim Pruitt (of Stevens & Pruitt, Texas radio pioneers), leading into a tribute and a classic audio clip. John shares his personal connection and frames their importance to “shock jock” radio.
• Quote (John, 47:53):
  “Jim Pruitt inspired me to do what we’re doing right now. Stevens and Pruitt—they were the original shock jocks before Stern.”

9. Comedy Characters, Impressions & Inside Jokes

• Rush Limbaugh (impersonation by Bobbo, 21:52–22:16): Offers faux-political commentary—“I think we might build the wall between the western US and the Eastern. … Not with guns, but with the power of science fiction novels.”
• Tony Romo’s Dad (impersonation, 45:04, returns at 88:04): Absurd anecdotes about how Tony learned to throw by tossing animals. (“First we see him throw a dog… then a beaver—69 yards!”)
• Casey Kasem presents a Top 10 parody (“Hillary can’t remember…” at 82:53).
• Johnny Manziel (recurring), slacker, marijuana enthusiast version, chimes in on rock and football.

10. 'Riding with Uncle Roy' — The “Can’t Read Hustle”

• (72:44 & 132:14) Uncle Roy segment: John’s semi-lucid, deeply southern family friend/distant relative regales about colleagues who were illiterate but had workarounds for buying cars—using cheat sheets with names written by loved ones, navigating by landmarks instead of street names. Unfiltered, old-school storytelling.
• Quote (Uncle Roy, 75:15):
  “He couldn’t read a lick… But he could get there, got everything wrote down in his briefcase… You need a landmark ’cause one day, they gonna push that tree down and your ass is gonna be in a bind...”

11. Listener Backlash & “You Just Lost a Listener”

• (101:52) Recurring bit mocking listener complaint emails. John and the team read and joke about the angry feedback their brand of radio generates.
• Quote (JD, 103:06):
  “You talk about drinking, drugs, make sexist remarks about women, and I’m turning off your show on Saturdays… You just lost a listener!”

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Additional Themes and Running Gags

• Car Buying Brags & GiveMeTheVIN.com Pitch—Recurrent segment plugs: “We’ll buy your car quick—even in your underwear,” “If we don’t outbid CarMax, we’ll send you $100/$200.”
• Birthday Week—John’s extended “birthday week” is a source of ribbing: “King for the week if you’ve got kids and no time for yourself.”
• Inside Jokes—Constant ribbing about their own "bad bits," old radio stations, and the "Jack & Bob Show" (a tongue-in-cheek, never-aired “alternative lifestyle” fake-show).
• Sports & College Football—College football preview, QB injuries, upsets, and sports predictions (Alabama vs. USC at Jerry World, Houston upsets, Tony Romo drama).
• Technical Radio Banter—Backstage radio life, how the show is produced, station logistics, and staff gripes.

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Notable Quotes by Timestamp

• On moving to 92.5:
  • John (02:04): “And we made the move today to 92.5. For those of y’all who are unfamiliar with us, let me catch you up to speed…”
• On car buying:
  • John (06:49): “If we don’t beat CarMax’s offer, we’ll pay you $100… We’re not lowballers; we’re at the top of the market.”
• On his birthday:
  • John (86:31): “The birthday week is when you’ve got children and you’re a grown ass man. You don’t have time to play on your birthday, so you drag it out and do a seven day run and call it your birthday week.”
• On “shock jocks”:
  • John (47:53): “Jim Pruitt inspired me to do what we’re doing right now… They were the original shock jocks before Stern.”
• On “You Just Lost a Listener”:
  • JD (103:06): “Highly offensive. Last Saturday I left around 9:15 and… you can almost hear dueling banjos in the background… You just lost a listener.”

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Highlights & Memorable Moments [with Timestamps]

• (13:57–14:51): DFW earthquake shakes the studio, causing on-air confusion and jokes.
• (24:34–38:28): Black Sabbath ticket giveaway—playful chaos, wrong answers, and surprised winners.
• (30:32–34:30): Wallace Edwards’ riotous, fake Beatles/McCartney bio, complete with blue oxen, pizza-vs-pineapple debates, and a string of music biz non-sequiturs.
• (45:04, 88:04): Tony Romo’s “dad” gives the most bizarre football advice ever by way of animal-throwing.
• (72:44, 132:14): Uncle Roy’s “Can’t Read Hustle”—old-school car business wisdom with real Texas character.
• (101:52, 103:06): Readings of “You Just Lost a Listener” emails; team’s gleeful reaction.
• (146:03–147:59): John gets a real parking ticket for illegally using the handicap space at the studio; JD’s failed attempt to “fix” it using old radio strings.
• (162:04–162:50): JD recites the rarely-heard, racially charged third stanza of "The Star Spangled Banner," teeing up a feisty debate on Kaepernick’s protest.

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Tone, Humor, and Style

• Language & Tone: Fast-talking, sarcastic, Texan radio banter. Heavy on inside jokes, irreverence, and playful one-upmanship. Some content toes the line of what’s “FCC-safe.”
• Humor: Relentlessly self-deprecating, often edgy or absurd, especially with character bits and impressions.
• Structure: A controlled chaos—live phone calls, crew riffs, comedic characters, station shout-outs, and breaking news, all colliding in real time.

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For New Listeners: What To Expect

• An anything-goes morning show with a focus on honest live interaction and car culture.
• Unapologetic humor, nostalgia, and a tight-knit team that doesn’t mind razzing themselves or their callers.
• A lot of car deal talk, but just as much about Texas radio’s golden age, rock nostalgia, and what’s happening now in sports and pop culture.
• If the “Jack & Bob Show” or a Rush Limbaugh impression doesn’t make you chuckle, your mileage may vary—but you’ll get to witness a live wire, big-hearted radio circus.

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Closing [120:33]

• John gives final shout-outs to the new station, his crew, listeners old and new, and invites everyone back for next week—with the promise of more cars, more chaos, and "making America rock again."

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Want your car appraised live on-air by John? Listen in, call, and you could be on the show – or just enjoy the ride, wisecracks, and a little Texas radio history.

Transcript

[Caller]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa, what was it that you just couldn't shut up about? I had to walk out.

[Bobbo Babo]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

My God, has he been this high all morning? Turtle?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, we just been having some fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and Turley?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, we just enjoyed an email exchange.

[Bobbo Babo]

Refresh my memory. Are you Jack or Bob?

[JD Ryan]

God, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Bob. I think J.D.

[Bobbo Babo]

Was Jack.

[JD Ryan]

No, I was Bob. You were Bob. I was Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Jack and Bob Show.

[JD Ryan]

It's the Jack and Bob Show. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? No, nobody liked my idea. No, nobody. I got. I had no votes except JD said.

[JD Ryan]

Don'T do it, Jade.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, JD said, that sounds fun, but if it sizzles out, we need to get out of it real quick.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, my.

[Mike Turley]

My email is going to send is. Okay, so after the first minute, then.

[JD Ryan]

What do we do?

[Mike Turley]

But I didn't send that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So funny.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm a jacket.

[JD Ryan]

It's funny for about 60 seconds.

[Bobbo Babo]

And I'm a bobbin.

[Mike Turley]

All right, you want to let everybody know what this email is about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, good morning, 92. Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma City. We're on in Oklahoma City. We're on in Houston, Texas. We're on in Pennsylvania. And we're located right here in Dallas, Fort Worth in a private, little quaint studio that's underground.

[JD Ryan]

It is quaint.

[John Clay Wolf]

They won't give us a card to the building. They won't let us in the building at Clear Channel, but they'll give us our own show. Interesting the way things work. But 92.5. I've been listening to this station all my life, like literally. And we've been on the Eagle in Dallas for years. And we made the move today to 92. 5. For those of y' all who are unfamiliar with us, let me catch up to speed. So my name is John Clay Wolf. His name is JD Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's been around for a while.

[Bobbo Babo]

Actually.

[JD Ryan]

I started my full time radio career in 92 and a half. But back when it was KAFM, that's how far back it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

1930, 1935.

[Caller]

Me.

[Bobbo Babo]

And look at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[JD Ryan]

Maximum hits, 92 and a half. KAF, MFM. Years and years and years and years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maximum hits.

[JD Ryan]

Maximum hits, 92 and a half. KAFM FM.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of hits were max?

[JD Ryan]

It was. It was like, you know, Duran Duran. It was top 40 when top 40 was good.

[Mike Turley]

Duran Duran. That was when it was good.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just trying to think of the ref.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking of the girls on film Video.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking of hot women in the 80s that are painted up and drugged up in.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have interns like that at KFM fmf?

[JD Ryan]

No, we didn't, because we were owned by the Mormons, and so we did not have.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're a bunch of freaks. They. They like having more than one woman.

[JD Ryan]

They do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they should have been along with this whole idea that we've just come up with.

[JD Ryan]

They were not. We had to edit words out of songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like, what?

[JD Ryan]

And then the Eagle came along and beat us.

[John Clay Wolf]

The eagle?

[JD Ryan]

The 97.97.1 eagle in Dallas came along and dethroned at 92 and a half as far as the top 46.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you went to the Eagle. So you're just a jumper?

[JD Ryan]

Kind of a jumper, yeah. Dude, I'm out.

[Bobbo Babo]

You're like, frogger. Look out for that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Seriously. So you left 19 and a half.

[Mike Turley]

Went to the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you're living.

[JD Ryan]

I was fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

First time I was fired in my life. Yeah?

[Bobbo Babo]

What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got fired with Russ Martin at 10:53. Y' all got fired bigger than Dallas. Dude, when they take away your parking pass and tell you to leave with the security guard, that's fired.

[JD Ryan]

Fired is when you don't get paid for the next two years, which we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can still get fired and have a contract.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. That was so funny that. That day that we got removed from 105 30, they literally came in and said, we hate that. Could we have. Are you gonna ask for my parking pass? Yes. Seriously?

[Uncle Roy]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Are you asking for my building pass?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it Gavin? Was he all tripping over. Exactly. J.D. i need to have a word for you.

[JD Ryan]

I hate to ask this, but could you. Yes. Here it is. I don't need to come back here anymore.

[Mike Turley]

Well, at least you got a call. I had to turn on the radio, and I heard it was a sports station. I was like, what the hell's going on here?

[JD Ryan]

We didn't get a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike Turley is our producer. That voice you just heard, he was part of the 1053. Everybody got fired. The Holocaust and talk. That rocks. And Turley's been on the ticket here in Dallas Fort Worth for how long were you at the ticket? Five years?

[Mike Turley]

Seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Almost seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley got fired from the ticket for booking Rob Zombie on 1053 for Richard Hunter.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I was helping a friend, you.

[JD Ryan]

Know, if you ain't been fired in radio.

[Mike Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. was part of the Russ Martin show for eons and hot tickets. And then. Bobbo.

[JD Ryan]

Mr. Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Bob? Mr. Bob, you there?

[Bobbo Babo]

I was never fired, man.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you've never been fired in radio?

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't remember anything like that.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We fly Bobbo in for games. Kind of like Jefferson from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Y' all don't know Bobbo, but you're gonna get to know Bobbo. Babo's actually the funniest one out of all.

[JD Ryan]

The funny part of the show, he has the voices.

[Bobbo Babo]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the voices you'll hear in the next couple hours. And the impressions and then this and that. When you wonder, is that real? Yeah, it's real, but it's Bobo.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, there are many of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all right.

[Bobbo Babo]

But I never got fired. They just asked me not to hang around so much.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, I got that, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another thing that we do here on the John Clay Wolf Show. And that's my name, by the way. John Clay Wolf. You can call us at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, it's what, Labor Day weekend? Yes, we're live. And yes, it's my birthday weekend.

[Mike Turley]

Happy birthday.

[Bobbo Babo]

Birthday number seven. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. brought me a cake. I did, but we also buy cars. We buy cars. So you can call in. And that's where it gets confusing. And people that have been listening to us for years aren't confused at all.

[JD Ryan]

But explain it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, call in 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Yes, 800, 800 radio is our call in number.

[JD Ryan]

Then what happens?

[John Clay Wolf]

And give me year, make, model and miles. Year, make, model in miles. And I will say, you know, I'll give 10,000. I'll give 20,000. I'll give 110,000. I'll give 500. I'll give 8,500, whatever the number is.

[JD Ryan]

But where do I get my money?

[John Clay Wolf]

You get the money from givemetheven.com. that's the sponsor of our show. This thing's powered by. Give me givemetheven.com.

[JD Ryan]

How long does it take? A couple of months?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it takes today. I mean, if I get cash today. If you're local. Well, you sound like a crackhead. Because we don't need crackhead. We're not looking for crackheads. Hang on, let me finish that thought. I'm glad you brought that up because people like, well, you know, you offer a guy 50,000 first car. Well, I'm not desperate. I'm like, well, I'd hope not. You got a fifty thousand dollar car, you crackhead.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, let's talk, Mike. I don't want to buy cars from people that are desperate because they can't afford to maintain them. They run out of gas before they get here. And that causes all kinds of problems. Yeah, yeah, but if you're broke ass on the end of it and it's like, We'll still buy it, but that's not what we do. We're not cash for titles. We're not low ballers. We outbid all the rest of the dealers. Like, our deal is if we don't beat Carmax's offer, we'll pay you 100 [e-mail] and that's our credo, man. So my point is, is we're not low ballers. We're at the top of the market. Absolutely. We buy 200 cars a week actually, with our whole, all of affiliations, about a thousand cars a week. And you don't get a thousand cars a week bought being a cheap ass.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's so ironic. That's so morally ambiguous. What kind of an enabler gives a crackhead $50,000?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, what they do with the money is there.

[Bobbo Babo]

But how about. That's some appreciative seller.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it's just so funny. People assume since give me the vin.com is online that it's, that it's a low ball offer and it's like half price. Well, I'm not desperate. I hope not.

[JD Ryan]

I don't need desperate when you're running by that real quick. It's give me the VIN like a VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

V I, n. It's the 17 digit number. It's like Social Security. I'm gonna take one blind just to start the day off. Who the hell is this? Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, this is Sean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean, where do you live?

[Caller]

Flower Mound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're listening to us on 92.5.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard of us before?

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Caller]

I just tuned in this morning and heard about you, so I'm, I'm all ears.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What, what, what did you. Were you just calling for the high five or did you have a car?

[Caller]

No, I got a car, but I'm driving down the road in the mohome right. A minute at the moment, and I don't, don't have a Venmo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me Tell you the difference, Sean. Hang on, hang on. Let's. Let's talk about the reason that we're here, right? This is good, Sean. And that's why I want to just take one out. Just pick one out of the box.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect. Sean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean is in his motorhome this morning and he doesn't have the VIN so that we're on 92.5, right? The classic rocks on the Eagle. Sean, you would live in your motorhome and you couldn't find the spark plugs.

[JD Ryan]

You would. Lived in someone else's motorhome and it wasn't running.

[Bobbo Babo]

And there'd be a voice in the background going, you're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be good, guys.

[Caller]

This is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good omen. This is a good omen. We have a man that has a house and another house on wheels. Sean, Sean's got a job. Sean, do you have a job?

[Caller]

I got a job. He's got a job. All right.

[Bobbo Babo]

Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is exciting. That's the demographic I've been saying we need to drill into, dude. People that are employed.

[JD Ryan]

People with jobs. People with jobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Sean, if you. What kind of car do you have?

[Caller]

I have a 2001 Nissan Pathfinder LE.

[John Clay Wolf]

LE. Ah, the leather edition. How many miles?

[Caller]

205.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it your. Is it your motorhome toter? I mean.

[Caller]

No, unfortunately. It was a driver. It is a driver. Daily driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotta be worth a thousand dollars. It's just gotta. It's just gotta, doesn't it?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to give me. Go to giveme the v I n. Givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and load that little up and I'm going to buy it from you. And also if you want to sell your RV, I've got. We buy RVs too. And Sean, we appreciate you being our first call. Cherry break of the morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations on that job.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

I like show.

[JD Ryan]

That's what you do. You do it all the way up to 100,000 plus cars and you also do it 200.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would do junkers.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes me wonder about the motorhome. He's driving 200,000 mile Nissan. That's not the tow behind vehicle.

[Mike Turley]

It's probably nice. That's why he's driving that car for so long. Saving duckets.

[JD Ryan]

That's his daily money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 2012 Infiniti G37 was 79. John, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, man. Did you watch the Rangers Astros last night? Don't do this, John.

[Caller]

I don't want to talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was bad.

[Caller]

So you want to make your grown man cry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it was bad, man. I mean, it was like, did jd. I don't care about anything.

[JD Ryan]

I do, but I didn't see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, in the. It was really Fun the first five innings.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they got up to like 10 to nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Fun for who?

[John Clay Wolf]

For the Dallas fans.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then the Houston fans had fun in the next few innings when they watched the Astros come back and almost match it up.

[JD Ryan]

Almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was a good comeback. I mean, when you're down 10 to nothing.

[JD Ryan]

All right, who won?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John. What is a skunk in pro baseball? When do they say app skunks over? I figured it'd be 11 to nothing. No, that's ping pong.

[Mike Turley]

No, there's no such thing in professional sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012. Infinity G37 on a Saturday morning.

[Caller]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Infinity G37 of the numbers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay. Is your G37. First advice is keep it under 80. And I notice the miles here, say 79,000 miles. So is it a journey or a sport or a limited? Two door, four door?

[Caller]

A four door sport.

[Bobbo Babo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird? I don't all cars by then have it. What color is she?

[Caller]

Black with? With black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same as JD's girlfriend. Easy.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

15, 16. Yeah, 15 to 16. Probably either 15 or 16.

[Caller]

That's a fair price.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a fair guy. John. Hi, John. My name's John.

[JD Ryan]

He's a nice feller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Let us take a look at the pictures and say I'll take the 15 to 16. Give me the exact number. We'll email you an offer and get it picked up. If you want to sell it.

[Caller]

Sure will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, John.

[JD Ryan]

By the way, if you were walking around your house this morning in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, all the places we're on, and you felt the house shake about 705, it's not just because you're fat. We actually had an earthquake this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was Babo.

[JD Ryan]

Centered near Pawnee, Oklahoma. 5.6. And they felt it. They felt.

[Mike Turley]

They felt it here.

[JD Ryan]

They felt it in the studio right here. 5.6. Pawnee, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

What takes down buildings?

[Mike Turley]

Six, six, seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something like that. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

All I know is Bobbo ran out of the building because we're Sitting here, I kind of swayed and all of a sudden the mic stands were shaking. He looks over and the blinds are moving. I go, bob, I think we just had an earthquake.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

He's like, well, I think I'm gonna go outside now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You know, you don't really know if that's the beginning or that's the end or where it is. So.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes, that freaked me out, man.

[JD Ryan]

I've never ever. And I was awake and I didn't feel it.

[Bobbo Babo]

We're sitting around. Turley says, hey, man, did you feel that? I think the building moved. I said, what? And the microphone stand is shaking a bit and the curtains are swaying a bit. And I said, well, what causes that? He said, I think it's earthquake. Yeah. Going outside now. See ya.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's odd. In our Beautiful high rise, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of you just tuned in, my name is John Clay Wolf. We've got JD Ryan Baba. We're going to be here from now till 11. Wow. Joining you. And in this hour, we've got music, we've got bits. We're gonna have Tony Romo's father in the studio.

[JD Ryan]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the, the live and well, Rush Limbaugh to draw and join us today and give us a little, give us a little political insight.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's why I like this big air, man. Famous guests.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get some famous guest us. Yeah, and the, the, the infamous Uncle Roy. Oh, and that's a whole nother story, but you'll get it whenever he gets in here with his Uncle Roy's gonna join us. Turley, you get the 30 up or down? Okay, 800-800-7234. Is the call in number. Good morning, 92.5K. ZPS listeners. You don't understand how hard it was to get here. And bow. And Jim, sorry I didn't make it yesterday morning.

[JD Ryan]

What? Oh, you're supposed to be on there yesterday morning. Why didn't you go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, because you're cool, man. I was too cool.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you're too cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back. All right, 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air.

[Bobbo Babo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by. Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. The vin.com. you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Yes, we're live. It is 9, no 8, 8:35. We're not pre recorded. And if we're on in your city, I'm telling you that we're located actually in the DFW market. We have boots on the ground all over every city we're in. We have offices there and can do business in that town all the way up. Give me the vin dot com.

[JD Ryan]

East coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

East coast, Pennsylvania. Yep. We can get the cars picked up up there quicker than we can down here.

[JD Ryan]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I really don't know. That's mind boggling.

[Bobbo Babo]

Are you amazed by that? I'm amazed by that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm amazed by that. Baby, I'm amazed. Speaking of Paul McCartney, is Wallace Edwards gonna do a little story about. Yeah, I saw him.

[Bobbo Babo]

He's hanging around in front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards is going to be here in a moment to tell us about his Backstory about Paul McCartney and the Beatles.

[JD Ryan]

Do we want to explain who Wallace Edwards is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, screw it. Michael, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What have you got?

[Caller]

2011 Porsche Boxster Spider.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or a Matic Six speed? Six speed? It's not a stick, it's a six speed. What year did they start the PDK transmission?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are badass. What color is this one?

[Caller]

Carrera white.

[John Clay Wolf]

62,000 miles. Anything wrong with it? You ever get drunk and hit a curb?

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't sound like you're living right then. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. What does it. It's an 11 Spider convertible. Damn it. I don't have any data on this one and I'm thinking it's. I'm thinking it's right around 20. Have you had any bids anywhere else?

[Caller]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tell me about them. That'll help me.

[Caller]

Texas Direct Auto gave me a bid on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what do they offer?

[Caller]

35,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a Boxster.

[Caller]

It's a boxer spider. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this because I'm gonna sit here and screw around now. Hang on. I'm gonna look this up real quick. Are you in Houston or in Dallas?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Did you watch the Ranger game last night?

[Caller]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just keep doing it to everybody.

[Uncle Roy]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Okay, yeah, I heard you.

[Caller]

Ask somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I'm having fun. I'm having fun. Clearly. Hey, what you're supposed to come with back Mike is did you watch the Texans Cowboys game Thursday night?

[Caller]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then put me right back in my place and shut me down. You need to go along with the bit, dude. Come on. Hey, does it have navigation or 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

It has 20 inch wheels but no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you get the 35 grand bid?

[Caller]

About three months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I thought. It's come down a little bit. And was that before after the 60,000.

[Caller]

Miles it was at? It was right at about 61. I pulled it out of the warehouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

It already clipped. What is it? I think it's come down a couple thousand with the market adjustment. I think it's a 33, 000 marker. What? Will you take it for it? What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I was thinking if I was trying to be around 38 on it. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been trying to get laid for years and that hasn't worked. But I've been offered a few things and I took them. Well, 34 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Go to give. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say John and I talked on the air. $34,000. We'll buy it. Here's the VIN, here's the car. We'll get after it. Here's the deal. We come to your house too. We make a deal online. We don't. You never meet our people and we don't meet you. It's a dot com thing, the givemetheven.com. that's why it's called dot com.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And once we make a deal, we. We send deployed. We deploy troops to your location. We send drivers to your home or office or wherever. Check in hand to pick up the stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Wherever your car is. We take the car, we give you the check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Uncle Roy got a promotion this week.

[JD Ryan]

You don't have to wait for it.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy got a Promotion. He is. Nah, we will later. We will later. Okay. Uncle Roy. What? Do you have a clip from Uncle Roy? Is there anything we can just play.

[JD Ryan]

He'S your real uncle, not a highlight.

[Mike Turley]

We have actually some audio later. We're going to get to.

[JD Ryan]

He's not a character.

[Mike Turley]

Riding with Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How long does it take?

[Mike Turley]

It's two minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll get to it in a minute.

[JD Ryan]

He's a real guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. We'll introduce Uncle Roy in a moment. He's an interesting character as well. We have a lot of interesting characters in this. In this world. Rush, I don't. Speaking of interesting characters, I don't have. We can't get to you right now, Rush. You came in a little early, but I'm professional. I know you're professional and I am, too, but it's Saturday. It's a Labor Day weekend.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's your dime. Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were just stopping by while you were in town. You're charging me?

[Bobbo Babo]

You could. No, but you can do. Look, do anything you want with your show.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Listeners, I'm assured, will return to mine.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they will.

[Bobbo Babo]

Weekdays on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Power on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick, Rush. What happened with Trump, Hillary? We've got one minute before we got a blow. No pun.

[Bobbo Babo]

Look, people haven't thought. If you look at ISIS in the Middle east, in this country, I think we might build the wall between the western United States and the Eastern. I don't think that's because these Mormons and Scientologists.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not gonna.

[Bobbo Babo]

Any day now.

[JD Ryan]

That's the only thing not on the agenda.

[Bobbo Babo]

Not with guns, but with the power of science fiction novels. There are little booklets in California and Oregon and in Utah, especially Utah, they're writing these crazy stories as we speak. Children are already dressing funny now for nigh on dozens of years. They could be a realistic danger.

[John Clay Wolf]

So build a wall to get rid of all the nut jobs.

[Bobbo Babo]

I will all be safe in God's arms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, we're out of time. Can you take us out? You've done this a few times your life.

[Bobbo Babo]

Please come back and join us. We've got more information and fun.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

On the John Clay Wolf Show. Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com Feel satisfied.

[Caller]

Come on, let us give your mind around.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how I say if give me the VIN doesn't beat your Carmax offer? I owe you 100 bucks. I'm gonna bump it up. I owe you 200 bucks. $200 bounty on all CarMax offers.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this War Pigs? Yes, sir. Is there a reason you're playing this?

[Mike Turley]

Well, you know, Black Sabbath's coming in town Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black Sabbath's coming in town Wednesday.

[JD Ryan]

What town? We're in a lot of towns.

[Mike Turley]

Well, the town would be. That's a great point.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you're the producer. You're supposed to tell us.

[JD Ryan]

Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hollywood. Black Sabbath. Bobo, you're an old stoner from way back. You like Black Sabbath.

[Bobbo Babo]

Dude, I know it. I know it. I know. I've been crying for these tickets for how long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think I should give some tickets away to some listeners this morning just right out of the gate?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, you should give them to me.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I got to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what if I'd give away two pair and I lie about one pair and give the other pair to you?

[Bobbo Babo]

That's fine with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to give away two pair of tickets right now.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Tell me the concert again.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Black Sabbath concert. When? Satur. Wednesday.

[JD Ryan]

Wednesday, September.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today's Saturday.

[JD Ryan]

This is Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

The day after. Two days after Labor Day.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect. This coming Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's right.

[JD Ryan]

Right around the corner. What venue?

[John Clay Wolf]

GEA. Starplex.

[Mike Turley]

Coca Cola.

[John Clay Wolf]

Starplex. Coca ColA. GEA. Affinity Cable Center.

[Bobbo Babo]

Moff and Coke Music.

[JD Ryan]

Been there a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Ben and Jerry's haul.

[JD Ryan]

It's gotta hack them off. People still say Starplex.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damn. Anyway, they're playing at the Starplex. Black Sabbath's playing at the Star Plex. Wednesday. We've got tickets for you. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. That's 800-800-Radio. Or go to our Facebook page. The John Clay Wolf Show. I hate to talk about myself in the third person like that. The John Clay Wolf show is the Facebook page. And the question is. The question is, where did Black Sabbath get its name specifically?

[JD Ryan]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two pair. One pair for you, one pair for Bobbo. Bobbo needs your help.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Like it. And answer the question. Where does Black Sabbath get its name? Or call in right now at 800-800-7234. And we will get to it. Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. Johnny Wilson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bobbo. G'. Day, G'.

[Caller]

Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards is in the studio. We're gonna go to Wallace. We'll get to in just a minute. I'm going to grab a couple of calls. Wallace, good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bring me that coffee I texted you about?

[Bobbo Babo]

I just got back from Vandergrift Toyota, the Honda. I was talking to Charlie Evans. This is great coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, if you'll stay put for just a sec, Wallace, I have to talk to a couple listeners. Jimmy. 07 Sierra with a buck 70 on the clock. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the classic body style or the newer body style?

[Caller]

Newer body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel driven or two wheel driven?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel. New body style. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

It's crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's pretty clean, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see you've got a 817 area code. 597. Is that Weatherford?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We have an office in Fort Worth. We can write it. Do you have a title to this truck?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you want to bring it over today and sell it for seven grand?

[Caller]

No, but I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what did you call me for then? What do you want?

[Caller]

I was thinking eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I give you eight, are you gonna sell it to me? Are you?

[Caller]

Yeah, actually, I will. I just bought another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this is the difference between me people and Kelly Blue Balls. Yes, Kelly Blue balls will tell you eight, but she won't ever show up and finish the job.

[JD Ryan]

She don't write a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'll just give you opinions. Kelly blue balls. Oh, I'll give eight grand or it's worth eight grand, but. But, oh, I can't put out. I can't ever put out. Well, Jimmy, I can put out. And I'll give you eight grand if you got a new body style.07 with a buck 65. So I'm gonna put you on. Here's what you do. Just go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, Wolf bought this car for 8 o'. Clock. Where do I mean for 8,000. Where do I bring it? And here's a copy of the title and we'll go ahead and have the Chuck. You may have this done before we even get off the air this morning. If you're. If you want to. If you want to be quick. Yeah, all right, then I'm. I'm going to put you on hold. And somebody, this guy's on line 11. So if they don't get you, just go to give me the vim. But anyway, we'll wrap it up right now. Thanks, Jim. Jimmy. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. If you want to sell us your car just like Jimmy did, a 14 Camry SC with 32. Is. Is it leather or cloth, Scott?

[Caller]

The cloth. Well, half and half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. Just like JD's girlfriend does it have. She's getting a lot of traction, this sport. Hey, does it have alloy wheels in the sunroof.

[Caller]

No roof. You got navigation and alloys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? 13 grand. I know you know I'm right. That's why you're screaming. You know I'm right. But your payoff's higher. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Well. Well, about 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're buried. Get a preacher. Get a preacher. Tobacco. He's buried. 800-800-72-34. No, Scott, go to givemetheven.com and just load it in and they'll get with it. Wallace. Sorry it took so long.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's all right, John.

[JD Ryan]

You want to tell us who Wallace Edwards is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards is our local car guy. Car guy. He comes in and gives us some updates on car stuff, but he's also a music historian. You think Ted McKay is good? You've never seen or heard Wallace Edwards?

[JD Ryan]

He has stuff that's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got this hair, this hair that's flowing and it's beautiful. If you tune on the TV news, you see it. Yeah, in these bad, cheap suits. They're absolutely gorgeous, Wallace. I mean, you brought back the cheap suit from 1977.

[Bobbo Babo]

I appreciate the compliment very much. It takes a while to get my wardrobe ready in the morning. Yeah, of course, today I had to go over to Boardwalk Ferrari and visit with David Nader. You know, they got the Maserati store now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Bobbo Babo]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Such a name dropper, Wallace.

[Bobbo Babo]

I mean, if you don't want to buy top of the line, drop by for a Maserati. That's an inside joke, jd.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you brought us this morning?

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't.

[Bobbo Babo]

Today's edition of Today in Rock history. You know, no one's taken more dollars from the music business in 50 years than Sir Paul McCartney, a founding member, Beatles, and still a Top earner in record sales and concert bookings, but it has been an amazingly difficult journey. McCartney was born to dirt poor parents in Liverpool and by the age of five he'd grown to the height of five foot seven. By the time he was ready to start school, he clocked in at over six and a half feet tall. His advanced growth made him a poorly attired oddity in public school and he dropped out during his 9th grade year at the age of 14. Like many uneducated young men of the time, he took to the lumber industry to try and help support his family. In 1956, while clear cutting in the North York Moors, McCartney rescued a giant blue ox from drowning. He named her Martha and they became inseparable friends. But tragedy struck the young Paul at an early age. While away taking a test for forestry certification, his mother Mary, while riding her son's ox Martha to the market for groceries, was run down by a bus on the Queens Boulevard. Both were killed instantly and young Paul McCartney sank into a deep depression. And though he was incredibly sad and despondent, he did have mountains of cash from all those months destroying England's forests. It was then, at the height of human despair, that he met John Lennon at a church revival on the village green in Bootle after a concert appearance by Lennon's own band, the Revolutions, who consisted of accomplished guitarists George Harrison and and the middle aged Ringo Starr and who just happened to be without a bass guitarist at the time. And Paul, who had been gainfully employed for most of a year, happened to have enough money for an instrument. He was asked to join the Revolutions immediately and though to this day he's never learned to play the bass guitar with any style or even correctly. When the Revolutions changed their name to the Beatles, they created a musical career and a veritable brand name act that's still considered one of the most profitable show business acts of all time. The gravy train ran out though on September 2nd of 1970 when the Beatles split up after a heated argument over who would get to eat the last slice of a pepperoni and pineapple pizza. It turns out that John wanted the slice more because he hadn't eaten all day as he'd been working with Yoko on a track called Seven and a Half Hours of Silence, during which time John had to stick around for seven and a half hours, making sure that no one in the studio made a sound. Paul McCartney said that since he and his adopted ox Linda had paid for the pizza, he should get the last slice. George Harrison was pissed off because he argued that John and Paul never let him have any pizza at all, adding that the two were spiritually bankrupt because it was immoral to put pineapple on a pizza anyway. Ringo, to his credit, simply went out and bought his own pie all to himself. John and Paul were offended that Ringo didn't give them any of his pizza and subsequently sued him. George then sued John and Paul, who countersued. George, after a bunch of suing and countersuing, the courts told the Beatles to stop wasting their time with stupid BS cases and simply split up the band. And with that, the Beatles were no more. Which was no tragedy to Paul McCartney, who, despite heartbreaking personal losses, had developed an impressive work ethic and a talent for writing songs that were so sickeningly commercial that he'd never worry about money again. Even when his third ox, Heather, filed for divorce, he simply did a world tour and had her paid off to the tune of 44 million in a short five month span. In fact, having become a vegetarian in the early 70s, he'd never suffer the indignity of arguing over his pineapple pizza, having sworn that pepperoni would never again cost him a perfectly good job. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

As, as always usual, Wallace is extremely long winded.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, six and a half minutes of silence. Six and a half hours.

[Bobbo Babo]

I like pepperoni on everything.

[JD Ryan]

We got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 of 10 is coming up right after this break. Uno momento. Port for where we have Black Sabbath ticket contestants on hold here, but our production guy didn't put their answers in there, so actually he's gonna click into y' all and get your answers loaded so I can see what's what. I'm gonna bid a couple of cars while we're waiting on that Candice07 Camry with a buck and a quarter on it. Is it leather cloth? Candace. Good morning, Candace. Candice, this is John. You called me. You're on the radio. Hi.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from, I'm from New Orleans, but I live in Plano. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you move up here? Did, did Hurricane Katrina push you out of New Orleans?

[Caller]

It pushed me to Alvin, Texas, which is outside of Houston, and then I moved here in 2006.

[John Clay Wolf]

On your Camry. Is it a six cylinder or a four?

[Caller]

It's a, it's a four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average rough or clean? Is it, what is it, $4,000 or 3?

[Caller]

The, the cost of it? Oh, it was 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but what will you take for it now?

[Caller]

What would I take for it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I can't get there, candace.

[Caller]

It's a $9,000. It's a $9,000 car, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how did you get on the lot?

[Caller]

It's a 9000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you get it bought for five if it's a $9000 car?

[Caller]

Because I bought it for a personal person instead of Vandergriff Toyota. I said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's a buddy of mine. So how long have you had it?

[Caller]

I've had it for a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do this. Go to givemetheven.com and anybody else listening to this do the same thing. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say called in the show. Here's. I'll take five grand for this car. Let me see the pictures. I'm going to pull the vhr, the vehicle history report and make a decision. If I can't give you five grand, I'm going to email you an offer, as close to five grand as I can.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about them app?

[Caller]

Wait, wait, wait. Why are we talking about my car?

[John Clay Wolf]

You called in about the car.

[Caller]

These tickets to Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I need the people to get updated. Dude. On the screen. Okay, quickly. 800, 800 radio. I need them talking about my car. Black Sabbath tickets. We're trying to give him away. Does is he not understand he needs to be updating these?

[Mike Turley]

What do you need them update to?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put their answer in there. I already told him once. Barry, good morning. You're on the air. Barry. Barry, Barry. 15 Chevrolet. Barry.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, these trucks like this have so many questions. Long bed, short bed. What kind of seating arrangement? Which wheel? Which? It's so much easier for me to just do it on the website. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load this one in for me?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to barry. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com so, the black Sabbath tickets. Mike Car. Mike. Mike Carson. What the. The question was, what was the name Black Sabbath named after? We got Mike calling in first one for these tickets. Mike, what's the answer?

[Caller]

Of course it was from Gene Simmons.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not it.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks for playing the home game.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let's do another one real quick. Wesley, good morning. What is the name? What's the what? What was Black Sabbath named after? Nope. Okay. Chris, what was Black Sabbath named after?

[Caller]

A Boris Karloff movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you're right, Chris. Good job. Good job. Good job, Chris. We're gonna put you on hold and get your information and get you some tickets for next week's show. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wilford. Just go to. Give me the vending.com.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they weren't. They weren't traffic tickets, dude. They were. They were Black Sabbath tickets. What? We've got tons of people still on hold here wanting to win the tickets. I guess they didn't hear that we already had a winner.

[JD Ryan]

Well, it was quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's. Let's see what they come up with. Candace. Candice, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from McKinney or Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one is it? McKinney or Frisco? Man, there's a difference.

[Caller]

I'm in Frisco. The women are pretty or 121 in Custer.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the women are prettier in Frisco than McKinney. Baby.

[Caller]

They are.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the what. What's your answer to it? What. Where was the name Black Sabbath derived from?

[Caller]

From a movie that they saw.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Caller]

They changed their name because they got mistaken for another band and they decided that Black Sabbath was going to be it. It was a movie from, like, 1968.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could it have been a Boris Karloff movie from 1968?

[Caller]

It wasn't a Boris Karloff movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was 1963, to be exact. But that's all good.

[Caller]

Tell me, candace, it was 1968.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever listened to us before? Is this the first time you've ever heard us?

[Caller]

No, I listen to you guys all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Caller]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

My car all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in, Frisky, you're in Frisco. Okay, but we're on 92.5 today. This is our first day here.

[Caller]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes.

[Caller]

Are you lying to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. We've been on the Eagle for years and we just moved over to 92 and a half this morning.

[Caller]

That's what it is, then. Okay, so I listen to all those stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? You rock it out on the Eagle?

[Caller]

On my preset.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. What's my name? Candace.

[Caller]

What's your name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. John. John who?

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't know.

[Caller]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a B. Esser.

[JD Ryan]

Is this Hillary?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy, you're the one who had it right all along. That 1963 Boris Karloff film. I'm sorry, you didn't. We didn't take you earlier. You there?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, I'm here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from? Where you from?

[Caller]

That's cool. I'm in Arlington right now. Originally from West Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Have you ever heard of us before? Is this your first day to be introduced to us?

[Caller]

No, I've been listening to you guys since the Eagle, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, gotcha.

[Caller]

Yes, Silver, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, cool, man.

[Caller]

I'm gonna keep listening and try and win some more. I mean, you know, whatever. Whatever else you guys give away. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Jimmy. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the air and give away tickets. I guess time to time too. Shane, a 15 Traverse with 16,000 miles. Is. Is this car an LTZ or a base?

[Caller]

It's. It's just the LT, but it has the 20 inch factory chrome special order locking wheels on it, you know, so it looks like an LT or an ltz, but it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LS or an lt?

[Caller]

I believe it's an ls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's yelling in the background? Is your wife telling you to get the. Get your honeydews going for the Labor Day barbecue.

[Caller]

I had to step outside. I got two kids under the age of two and it's early morning, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel you, man. Have you listened to us before? Is this your first time tuning in?

[Caller]

I believe that I've heard you guys a while ago on another radio station, but I usually just listen to 9205 now and so I. I've never heard you guys in the morning before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Well, this is our first day here and we're. We're glad to have you and we're glad to be here. So we've got a 20, 15 traverse with 16,000 miles. This rig's worth. This rig's worth. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the like a blue flake. It's like the weird kind of blue sparkle paint job.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 20 grand rig. You sound baked. Are you baked? You can tell me. Nobody's listening.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, man. We just got back from Colorado, man. We took the kids up there for a little trip, you know. We went by the confectionery, if you know what I mean, and brought back some Chiba Chews.

[Bobbo Babo]

Rocky Mountain, hanging with the Robinson brothers and Johnny Manziel.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 807, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. Everyone on hold with the Black Sabbath ticket questioning dropout because we've already got it handled.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Johnny Woo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to move over for a minute because Casey Kasum is coming in the studio to do his countdown.

[JD Ryan]

At the top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

At 10.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, 10 o'.

[Mike Turley]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

He'll be here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it?

[JD Ryan]

It's nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten. It's nine. Ten.

[JD Ryan]

It'S nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on Eastern time.

[JD Ryan]

You are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, it's Casey, dude. It's. It's not Casey. Good morning. Casey, good morning. It's morning.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You got. I know you're dead and you've been gone a little bit, but your clock's all screwed up.

[JD Ryan]

It's tough to get up early in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you come back in dead, can you come back in an hour?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I can just lay over here in the corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do a top 10 at 10. At 10 with you.

[JD Ryan]

Keep looking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep sleeping on the couch. GiveMeTheEven.com or you can go to our Facebook page. TheJohn Clay WolfShow.com Tony Romo's father is also going to be in the studio with us during the 10 o' clock.

[Bobbo Babo]

About this.

[JD Ryan]

This is pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Tony Romo's dad. Dude, he's a partier.

[JD Ryan]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a partier. And we had him in the studio last week. And what was sad is he prophesied exactly what happened.

[JD Ryan]

Isn't that weird?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he was on the air with a Saturday. Was it. What, what night was that game?

[Bobbo Babo]

That was Saturday night.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, no, no, wait, wait. It was Thursday night of, of last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week when he broke his back.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, yeah, he heard it.

[Bobbo Babo]

But they said there was no problem for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when he was, when his dad, when Tony Romo's dad was in the studio, we didn't know that he was out for the season. Listen to this clip of Tony Romo's father in the studio with us on the John Clee Wolf show last Saturday.

[Bobbo Babo]

My son Ramiro Jr. Learned to throw the football from throwing wild animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

Away from our home in Burlington, Wisconsin. This is not because he was afraid because they bite him.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I don't think that's.

[Bobbo Babo]

First we see him throw a dog, throw him 48 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

So his father explained to us that he got his skills from throwing farm animals and small house pets at targets on the, in the Mexican tundra.

[Bobbo Babo]

He's got a glass eye, lives in.

[Mike Turley]

Wisconsin you know, it makes sense. There's a lot of animals out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he also let us know that he's. He's been terribly clumsy as a youngster. Right.

[Mike Turley]

I'm sure he'll have something to say about that when he's in studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is his name? Antonio.

[Mike Turley]

Antonio Romero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Antonio Romero is going to join us here in a little bit and we're gonna get the lowdown on what's really going on. Tony update. Yeah, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our call in number. For those of you all just tuned in, my name is John Clay Wolf. We're on a new station this morning. Welcome 925, JD Ryan. JD Ryan. If you don't know who JD Ryan is, then you, you moved here from somewhere else.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo Babo and Mike Turley on the board. Jimmy Spivey. How does the announcement go at the John Anderson concert?

[Bobbo Babo]

The John Anderson concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When you do the John Anderson, buddy.

[Bobbo Babo]

Spiker on lead guitar, who's the keyboardist? Play that fiddle, Jimmy.

[JD Ryan]

Well, besides being in Dallas, we're also on in Houston. And remember Stevenson Pruitt? They were on Dallas and Houston. Well, Jim Pruitt, they just announced today Jim Pruitt passed away a couple days ago. The Pruitt part of Stevenson Pruitt died in Houston. Former Rock 101 LOL guy. The family's not saying much about what happened, but Stevens died about what, six years ago, five years ago, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim's dead?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Jimmy died. Jimmy just died. They just announced today.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a friend of mine.

[JD Ryan]

I know he is. That's why I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he die of?

[JD Ryan]

They, they have not come out and get. The family just announced it apparently happened two days ago and they're just now announcing it so that they're not saying what yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm supposed to buy Jimmy's gto.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna say that's not gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, maybe I bought, I bought a, I bought a Cobra Mustang from him in 03 and this GTO. And I was always supposed to get it.

[JD Ryan]

So he had a cool gun store in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Jim Pruitt is, he was a. What's the word? Is it a mentor?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, he didn't know radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't know me.

[JD Ryan]

But I grew up on God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim Pruitt inspired me to do what we're doing right now. Exactly. There's no doubt. Steven Stevens and Pruitt.

[Bobbo Babo]

Absolutely, Uncle Waldo.

[JD Ryan]

They did it before. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody for Those of y' all who don't know who Stevens and Pruitt are, they were the original shock jocks before Stern. They were doing Stern before Stern did Sternly. And they were doing it up in Dallas on the Eagle. They were doing it down in Houston on Klwell. And they were great, man. Do you have any. They were Steven Pruitt audio.

[Mike Turley]

Sure do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Play a little clip of Stevens and Pruitt so people can have a memory of those guys. These are my heroes. You know a Thanksgiving script, don't you?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you do. This is Uncle Waldo to bring in a. I got it. Okay, make sure you do. Don't forget to vote in your compliments for our thespians. It's the only compensation they receive topical. Ted Edwards wants. Gotta be.

[JD Ryan]

Talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted Edwards. Come on. Don't mention that. I'm not on this show, please. Ted Edwards, he's thankful.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Thankful that National Geographic can be held with one hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, are you ready? Everybody ready? Girls, should we have a gang yank? A gang yank. You ladies reach up there and grab that rope and yank the curtain. Come on, everybody. One, two, three.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful.

[Mike Turley]

Look at there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at there. Jeepers, you fine arts lovers, wherever you are, time to kick back and be thankful that it's another exciting Uncle Waldo adventure.

[Caller]

Will they be thankful?

[Uncle Roy]

In about two minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

As a matter of fact, they might be in Act 1. It's time to enjoy Uncle Waldo, teenage sleazeball pilgrim criminal in Cortex A. Sleazeball pilgrim criminal in court, huh? Yeah, that's it. Okay, no overbite. In Act 1, Scene 1, Uncle Waldo appears before the. The pilgrim judge. Big Bruno. Let's listen. Waldo. Yeah, yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

Approach the bench.

[Caller]

Where is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe I've. I've been looking at your record here.

[Caller]

Ye Slaggarts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at this. Thievery, mayhem, King a Turkey adultery. King of Turkey. King of Turkey. King of Turkey. Thievery and King of Turkey. How the hell do you explain a record like that? Well, judge, I mean, thievery, mayhem, King of Turkey, adultery. King of Turkey. King of Turkey. Thievery and King of Turkey. He's not saying King of Turkey.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you explain that record? Well, jacket.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

This took me a while to figure out what I was good at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace, Jim. We're gonna miss you.

[Mike Turley]

It's awesome you're sharing some stories earlier, too, about it, because you actually met them, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, of course. I worked there when Stevens and Pro were there and. Yeah, this was on the radio. This was not. So I'm not telling out of school stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're all dead now. You can tell the truth.

[JD Ryan]

But yeah. Jim got caught smuggling guns out of Mexico once. He crashed. He crashed his plane in a tree and hung there for several hours. And the radio station had to go down Bailey Mountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's.

[JD Ryan]

That's. He told that story on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard a story when he was driving his Lamborghini through Dallas, Texas, and he was high on cocaine and he looked up and saw. He told me this. He saw a billboard with his picture and his name on it.

[JD Ryan]

Life is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he knew that he had made it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. That he was driving down LBJ Freeway with it. In your Lamborghini, looking at your own billboard.

[Bobbo Babo]

What an adventure, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, a lot of Russ Martin always wanted to be, just never quite got there.

[Bobbo Babo]

No doubt. In our business, guys don't really take time to act like they're in show business, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Jimmy had New Year's Eve parties where people with. With guns at the front door. I'm not kidding. I've been to them. They hit guys with assault rifles at the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo Babo]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a partier, man.

[JD Ryan]

Because all the New Year's Eve parties were legendary.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year are we in your stories?

[JD Ryan]

That would have been 82.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in fourth grade, riding to school. I'd go to my dad's office and then he'd have somebody take me to school. 83. I was. I was probably. I was in fourth grade. I don't know what year this. I was born. 72. Anyway. 7:33am or 6, whatever time it was. Uncle Waldo came every day and we shut it down and he went there and be quiet and listen to this. And Nymphia Scooter Pie. I was like, why is that name? I didn't know it. I didn't know what all this innuendo was.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nymphia Scooter Pies deal was her punchline on this one episode I clearly remember is she was wearing stirrup pants and she loved him. But the biggest problem is when she toots her shoes blow off. Those guys were great.

[JD Ryan]

They were awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron Cox, good morning. You're on the air.

[JD Ryan]

Rest in peace.

[Caller]

Well, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What you got, sir?

[Caller]

I've got a 2013 GLK Mercedes Benz GLK350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

It does have a sunroof. It does not have navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I know this name and I know this voice. Aaron. This isn't the Aaron I know, is it?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron I went to high school with.

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good morning. How are all your kids, man? The last time I heard, you'd married some girl that was like 20 years younger than you and she was a bartender. Y' all started knocking off kids.

[Caller]

We never got married, but I did buy her Mercedes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what this is about. What. What are you going to trade her into?

[Caller]

Nothing. She's got a 2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you dehorsing the. Your bride?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is taking her out of the Mercedes and putting her back on the heel, toe pack on the. Is she. Is she on your. Is she going to be on her own?

[Caller]

Yes, she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is. Well, here's what I know about this.

[Caller]

I'm so not entirely on her own. She's got three children that she's getting money for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, two. Two of those were from you or three?

[Caller]

Two for me. Three from somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What is your age, Dr. Aaron?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your age?

[Caller]

44.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is her age?

[Caller]

24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. We love it. We love it. Okay, here's what. I'm out of time and I want to bid the car and we'll figure out how to get it picked up. Do you already have possession or do we have to go repo it from her?

[Caller]

No, no, no, I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I want you to call me back in. In. In. In five minutes. Make it about ten minutes. And. And I want to hear the rest of the story. All right, we gotta get a break right now. My name is John Clay Wolf about cars on the radio. And we cut up you if hadn't figured that out. Good morning, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Houston, Texas. And 925 Dallas. I cannot tell you how good it is to be here. We've been. This is where we were wanting to be all along.

[Bobbo Babo]

All along.

[John Clay Wolf]

Since day one. Say hallelujah. Okay, we'll be back in. Una momento, por favor. You can't see the morning, but I.

[Bobbo Babo]

Can see the light. Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com youm can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff. You a check. Give me the VIN.com. we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy labor day, everybody Day. It's a three day weekend. It's a huge college football Saturday. Yeah, I mean this is the one, dude. They were saying that this is the biggest college football opening weekend of all time. As far as the biggest game.

[JD Ryan]

Is there a biggest game?

[Bobbo Babo]

What's your favorite matchup today?

[Mike Turley]

Well, because since I'm going to see Bama versus USC Cowboy stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? That's probably. How'd you get tickets to that? I know somebody. Hang on, I'm gonna. Kenneth. 2010 Hyundai Santa Fe Limited with 32,000 miles. How much more than eight grand is this thing?

[Caller]

Oh, it should be a lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Giving this car to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got seven seconds. Hey, go.

[Caller]

It was an inheritance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll buy it. I want to buy it. Go to. Give me the vinyl, Give me the VI and load the 17 digit VIN number. Take two pictures, put on there what it takes to buy it. We'll buy it. Get you a check. Cool.

[Caller]

And where's the nearest. Where's your nearest location?

[John Clay Wolf]

We come. We come to you. You don't have to come to us. We don't have a location. We're dot com. We'll come right to your door and pick it up and bring a check. 800, 800 radio. Calling now. Go to givemetheven.com.

[Caller]

I couldn't get no sleep.

[Bobbo Babo]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma, Dallas, Houston, everybody else around West Texas, East Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas. Good morning to all of you and of course our friends on WZZO up in Pennsylvania. How the hell are you? Happy Labor Day weekend. J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we left a moment ago, I had an old buddy that was calling to sell his baby mama out. Of her mercedes.

[JD Ryan]

When we last spoke.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we last spoke. I see him back on hold. I want to bid this corvette real quick and then get to him.

[JD Ryan]

Buddy of yours?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, an old high school friend. That's funny. This is a different fellow.

[Caller]

Ron.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Velma, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Velma. Velma. What's the population of velma?

[Caller]

Oh, a couple dozen, plus the views.

[JD Ryan]

Did you guys. Did you guys feel the earthquake this morning?

[Caller]

I didn't feel anything, but people around me said they within 30 miles said they felt something but might have said nothing where I was at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how. Where was the earthquake, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

North Central Oklahoma. Near pawnee central.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far are you from Pawnee?

[JD Ryan]

5.6.

[Caller]

Oh, a couple hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's why we've got an 08 Chevy Vette coupe with under 40,000 miles. Let's keep it under 40. Okay, Ron?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

Jet stream blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jet stream blue. Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic with the toggle shift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toggle shift. Okay. Does it have paddle shift?

[Uncle Roy]

Now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Does it have factory chrome wheels, navigation, Anything like that?

[Caller]

It came with the regular wheels, But I put. Put chrome on it and it does not have navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 20 grand buy it.

[Caller]

I'd probably need actually. I'm not trying to get 27 out of it's what I'm trying to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too much for that body style. These cars have come down about 3,000 in the past six months. I buy and sell about 200 cars a week. I'm not bragging. I'm just telling you I've got my finger on the pulse of the market. I'm a little low at 20. I was low balling you just a get a reaction. I'll tell you that up front. But I'm a low 20s buyer. Like a 21, 22. And if you want to take that for it, we can get you a check. We can come up there and pick it up. We had drivers leave this morning from our office in dallas, fort worth, Heading to oklahoma city to go pick up oklahoma cars that we bought a couple days ago. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will email you an official offer letter. Okay.

[Caller]

All right, man. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Keep. Keep on keeping on. Okay, back to the back to the ben story. Do we have any sad music Turley.

[JD Ryan]

Out and about with ben.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron, you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Where are you right now?

[Caller]

I'm only. I'm in only texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only texas. Then you can tune into us on 104.7 the bear.

[Caller]

FYI, I started earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're on. We're on up there. Are you dove hunting or something?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is opening week.

[Caller]

Not this morning. I'm trying to sell a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What year is the car?

[Caller]

It's a 2013.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a GLK.

[Caller]

The GLK 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

And no nav. But roof. How many miles?

[Caller]

66,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's not a diesel, right? It's gas.

[Caller]

It is not a diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No nav. Does have. Does have rear, entertainment? The DVDs in the back?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, maybe that's why you and her aren't getting along, because you got to shut them damn kids up. And the only way to shut them up is to give them movies in the car, FYI. Good.

[Caller]

Well, we had. We had things that attached to the back of the seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then you. The money on this car is 17 to 18 grand with a clean carfax.

[Caller]

Well, that. That.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, and I'm sure. What's your payoff? 22 or 25?

[Caller]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Welcome to the life of love. Here's what I want to know. So you're taking this gal out of this car, and you've got. Here's what I Cox. You and I haven't talked in a long time. He and I played football together in high school. Yeah, we're old friends.

[JD Ryan]

Old buddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he called randomly this morning. Go ahead. What?

[Caller]

Her new boyfriend put her in a 2010 Chevy Equinox.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her new boyfriend.

[JD Ryan]

The new.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new boyfriend. I'm writing this down. New boyfriend, 2000. So we need to. How many miles are on that one? Because we'll be buying that one in about six months. So this gal's 20 years younger than you, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was a bartender at the Aardvark in Fort Worth, correct?

[Caller]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you remember. If memory serves you correct. Who used to own that bar?

[Caller]

Wait, did you own that bar?

[John Clay Wolf]

I own that bar. I own the Plaid Pig. But then we bought the hop and we flipped it and we. And we turned it into what it is today, the aardvark, and sold it.

[JD Ryan]

To John Davis, a 20 year younger bartender. When did the Red Flag start in your life?

[Caller]

About two weeks before I met her.

[JD Ryan]

Good boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all had a child. And if I. If memory serves, correct, Sullins told me that she put on a considerable amount of weight in that pregnancy.

[Caller]

Yes, she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then after that pregnancy, did that weight. Did you have to get her a three quarter ton Dodge Cummins to haul her ass around?

[Caller]

I got a Denali.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Half ton. So. So what happened then? Y' all moved in together and she moved out? I don't know the story. I don't remember the exacts. Are we out of time, Mike?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, you can go a little longer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Kind of jam me through the. The highlights of the drama.

[Caller]

Well, you know, there. There. There's been about five or six boyfriends along the way. She's moved out three times, but throughout the course of that time, she kept the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I finally got it back this time because this boyfriend actually called me and told me how much he was in love with her. And I said, well, that's just fine, but I'm taking the car back. You got to get her a car. Now I have a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has it been since y' all lived? Here's what I remember. Y' all had this child. Y' all tried to work the relationship out. There's no way in hell it's gonna work. It's over. She's gone. Your heart broke. She took your kid and she left. And then how did y' all have.

[Caller]

Another baby when she moved back in?

[JD Ryan]

Well, who let her do that?

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and how long did that stick?

[Caller]

Oh, two months.

[JD Ryan]

By the way, we've all done this, so I'm not picking on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're using you as a stencil. A stencil of what happens with a 20 year younger bartender from the Aardvark.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So two months pass, and then how old is the youngest child?

[Caller]

One years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

One years. All right, we did go to high school together. So how long have you and her been estranged as romantically?

[Caller]

One year and nine months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what, so you and her get together and kiss, and then y' all have baby, and then y' all go away and you get together and kiss again? You have. So she's fertile.

[Caller]

All I have to do is look at her naked?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's been driving this Mercedes for a while now, and you're just ready to get your car back?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's exactly, exactly what that means.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, that's fine. So do you. But you got two great kids out of it.

[Caller]

Yeah, they're awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Aaron's never been married before.

[Caller]

Couldn't be any happier about the best kids.

[JD Ryan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. All right, well, that's the money on the bins. You're gonna have to write a check to get out of it or you just need to keep driving and take it for yours.

[Caller]

Well, I think mom's gonna drive it for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that's good. And. And happy dove hunting. And thanks for sharing your bartender story.

[Caller]

You're welcome. Good talking to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too, man. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and solve romantic relationship issues on the air.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 or younger bartender.

[JD Ryan]

No. Bartender. Dancer. Never know. Visit the zoo. Don't climb in the cage.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back. Uno memento. Poor performer. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars in the radio. Remember, you can go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell yours.

[Bobbo Babo]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the best. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best car buying service in the world. Look at our reviews. It's unprecedented what we do. We buy several hundred of them week and we're just the best. I mean, it's. It's good to be the best. And we're the best. So if you want to deal with the best, go to givemetheven.com. if anybody thinks we're lowball guys, I just throw it out there. If I don't beat your carmax offer, I owe you $100.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, who's Bob and who's Jack? I forgot.

[JD Ryan]

That's a good thing to forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Jack.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody gets this at all but us very inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bad, bad bit idea I had. You know, not all bits make it. Were you?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I had had two beers. Okay. I'll tell you the truth. I was just nervous as hell about coming on to 92.5 because I've had. So you don't realize.

[JD Ryan]

I understand the work you put in 10 years. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a big day for me.

[JD Ryan]

I know, I know. I know you've worked very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been 10 years. I've had my eye on this and I've had. It's been 10 years to work our way up to get on the best rock station in all southwest United States. And we're here, and we're lucky to be here. And we're happy to be here with you guys. And that goes for Houston, too, and Oklahoma, all of us. We got great stations. We're on but this one in Dallas was kind of my crown jewel in my mind.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there was a lot of pushback getting here.

[JD Ryan]

Yep, there was. But you did it. And so you're right. I don't appreciate all the meetings and all the phone calls and all the stuff you've been through and all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it will never, never, ever, ever, ever happen. I know.

[JD Ryan]

I. Yes. I watched you do it. I haven't did it. I didn't do it. But I watched you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron, Good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station you listening to?

[Caller]

Is on 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 the buzz. The buzz. The Buzz. Good morning, Houston, Texas. First of all, I'm sorry for the ass whipping last night from. From. For the Rangers. I apologize profusely, but I'm a Cowboys fan. Yeah, you guys. Well, if you're a Cowboys fan, Texans made us look stupid.

[Mike Turley]

That's a preseason screaming.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I know it. But. But it was still. I did love watching Brandon Wheaton throw that pick six. It really made me happy that y' all have him or Houston has him and we don't because he broke my heart. Is when he was our backup.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, several times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Several times. Okay, you've got a 15 power stroke leather navigation. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a long bed or a short bed?

[Caller]

The short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

4 wheel drive or 2?

[Caller]

4 FX4. Ultimate package.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the ultimate package?

[Caller]

It just has all like the trailer assist and downhill assist and the exhaust brake and all that kind of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I see you learn something new. I'm supposed to know all these things. I was a fort dealer for 10 years. Hell, I didn't even know what the ultimate package is. Okay.

[Caller]

And it's one of those. It's one of those trucks that dealers lift and put all the stuff on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you do that?

[Caller]

No, the dealer did. I bought it brand new with the lift and lights and everything on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How much lift? How many inches? Six. That's what she said. Now can you go to givemetheven.com and load that thing up because I need to see pictures of this one because I don't want to bid it for 40 grand if it's. Only if it's. If it's all dressed out with all this lift and stuff.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean it's. The sticker on it was 76.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you didn't mean. Nobody pays sticker. And there's the conversion markups when you see a converted truck at the dealer, a new one and they put a sticker addendum on there. You know, they got the msrp, then they've got the add on sticker that there's like the most profit in the whole deal is in that add on sticker. That's just giving you guys a little nugget from dealer to public that they mark up that add on stuff 100%. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. What? What is it? What's your payoff on it?

[Caller]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You've got equity, obviously, I want to buy it. Do you have any other offers yet?

[Caller]

Just through friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what are they given? And about 50, but is anybody a check writer?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm a check writer, and I don't know if I get to 50, but I'll get damn close depending on how pretty it is. And I can't tell until I see the pictures. I want to marry your truck. Offmatch.com. but I gotta see her first. Yes. So go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Said talk to Wolf on the radio. I need to get around 50 grand for this and we'll get on it as soon. My guys will work on it right now. But actually, that one, they'll probably wait till I get off there and I'll walk in the buyer's room and take a look at it myself. All right, thanks, man. Happy Labor Day, Aaron. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rail. Yes, it has been. And that goes for all you guys. If anybody wants to sell their car, they can call on the show right now. 800, 800 radio. Yes, Pennsylvania. We can pick yours up at your doorstep to Oklahoma, Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth. The works drivers will show up with a check in hand. Actually, we have a driver that Uncle Roy's. He got a promotion this week. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

This is cool. He's your actual easier. Real young.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's my real character. No, no, he taught me how to drive.

[Bobbo Babo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He taught me how to smoke. He taught me how to drink.

[Bobbo Babo]

Drink beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He taught me about love.

[JD Ryan]

At what age was all this?

[John Clay Wolf]

8, 9, 10.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he taught me a lot. And we have some segments. We do a segment called Riding with Uncle Roy because he has that old barber shop talk in him that is so, so unique, so applicable to us young pale whites that don't understand the real root of what's going on. Is there a way to set. You edited this clip, Turley. I don't know how to set it up.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. This week's episode Is uncle Roy talking about the can't read hustle? Somebody that can't read and the hustle they put on?

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Were you guys driving?

[John Clay Wolf]

We were driving and he started talking about it. And I hit record, record on my phone. And what he's talking about is when we used to go to carmax and buy. I used to buy. I bought about 10,000 cars from CarMax.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I advertise. If I don't beat your carmax deal, I'll send you 100. Because I used to go in there and buy all the cars from carmax that they would buy from the public. Not all of them, but a lot.

[JD Ryan]

You don't beat them by how much at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all. We beat them by 500, we beat them by 200. Sometimes they hit it real hard. Every once in a while, I'll say, I can't beat it. And I'll send you a check for 100.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I send a couple of checks a week.

[Bobbo Babo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week we were doing the $200 deal. I can do that again too. I don't give a damn. I can beat their deal. So just give us a shot at giving the vin.com. but anyway, we used to go in there and he had this fella, this was. This was 10 years ago, named Curtis, that was writing all the drafts, which is what I pay for the cars with. And I did not know he was illiterate.

[JD Ryan]

How can he write all the drafts and be illiterate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen here. What? He had a briefcase and he would write the draft.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we went to Houston and he acted like he knew he was going, but he didn't.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, he knew where he was going, going, but he didn't know what scre to tell me to get off on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Huh? Because he didn't.

[Uncle Roy]

He couldn't read. When we got by that tall ass building, he said, okay, x, I write him by this building right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how did he write the dress? How did he do? He paid for all the cars.

[Uncle Roy]

He paid for every one of them. He had a list of all the buyers, all the sellers on a piece of paper.

[Caller]

God.

[Uncle Roy]

His wife, I guess his wife or somebody wrote him for him. But he can write every one of them. I sit there and watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he would copy that?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah. The name off in the. Off in the goddamn. His clip out his briefcase. He got everything in his briefcase. Everything. And he couldn't spell. But it's all written down. I ain't lying. I watched him one day I Said this mother, I can't do this. How he gonna do this? He go in there, he see, he look on the car. He see who selling that car. He go in there. He go in there, he find that damn name in his damn briquet. He got them all wr down. I said this mother. And everybody thought he was big dog too, but he was doing that. But they didn't know he couldn't read a lick. Did you out him? No, I didn't. I let him play this game. I let him cuz I, you know, I started writing the draft one having him one day, I get him, I'll get him. I okay. He didn't want you involved. He want you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Uncle Roy]

Just get the away. I'll get him. And I check them and they must be right, you know, like. Like the dollar sign. 15,000, something like that. I mean, he got all of them wrote down. Yep, 15,000. He got it all over. 1,000 from 1,000. 100,000 just wrote out for him as a stencil. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't it be easier to learn how to read than do that?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah, yeah. But it's too late in the goddamn game now. But I swear he's.

[Caller]

He had it all.

[Uncle Roy]

Now he know how to go everywhere. But he going to give you a landmark. He not going to give you no street. I, I told him one day, I laughing at him. I said, one day, you going to come over here, they going to be push that tree down. You going to be in the mother B. Your ass is going to be in a bind.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's a little wisdom from Uncle Roy. Your ass is going to be in a bind if you don't learn to read right. So listen to that, kids. If you're out there this morning, you.

[JD Ryan]

Got to have him come in. He's radio gold, man.

[Mike Turley]

We got more we can do in the next hour. Talking about one of our employees currently have the same situation, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gets better. And the Pink Cadillac, the 61 pink Caddy that broke down on the side of the road, of course. Okay. Because every old car I buy, whenever y' all have them, you want 30,000 for them. And when I tell you they're worth 15, you tell me I'm crazy. And when I actually get one bought.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the guys that I'm trying to sell me, sell them to want to give 12. It never ends. I cannot make money on a classic car. Never. No, if you inherited it.

[JD Ryan]

Variables.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can buy them from estates. But if you inherited it, then you just want the money. But if you went and built it and bought it and watched Barrett Jackson and Mecham, then you've got to have.

[JD Ryan]

All of it, baby.

[Mike Turley]

Well, I mean, this week I'm so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I don't want to make fun of in wallowing your pain, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But today.

[Mike Turley]

Or was it Tuesday? That 56 Ford, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

The red 56 Ford JD you should have seen this.

[Mike Turley]

This thing when it was rolling through was a cloud of smoke through the auction. I mean, it was bad. Oil just dripping on the floor. There's a guy with a mop behind it trying to wipe it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a pretty car.

[JD Ryan]

It's kind of like when I walked through.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about lose on that car? Mike Turley? Just so people really understand how often we lose and how much it is.

[Mike Turley]

Was it three grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe 3,000. I sold that car for 6, 500 and I gave 9. 500.

[JD Ryan]

What was it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Ford? What? It was some old 50s 56F100.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you guys start firing off these classic cars to me, I will buy them. But I'm not buying them for what you want because I can't see sell them. I would if I could, but they just won't bring it.

[JD Ryan]

There's so many variables.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 08 bin CL63AMG. Redneck package. Oh, Rentech. Hey, John, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? I'm good. Tell me about this rig. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

26,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any other offers?

[Caller]

No, not as of right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a clear title?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How long have you owned this car?

[Caller]

I've owned it for three years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

What color it is kind of a smoky gray color. I'm not sure the actual what, what Mercedes calls it, they call it a smoky gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a CL63, not a CL65. AMG, right? It's a 63.

[Caller]

That is correct. 63.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got great miles on it. It's a mid-30s car. That's what I think. I've bought a couple of these. How many miles are on yours?

[Caller]

28, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that sound like the money to you?

[Caller]

You know, I think it really boils down to what you value the Rentech package as.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? I didn't even think about that. You got a good point. And I don't know that off the top of my head. What? I've got 35 seconds, okay? I don't have time to Ask him about the Rentech package. But can you go to give me the vin, load up the VIN number, take two pictures of the car, tell the buyers I hit the car the mid-30s on the air and we've got a. We've got to appraise the value of the rentek and right on the. The. The application on giving the VIN is crazy short. It's. But there's an info box that you can freehand in, write some goodies about the rentek, the hard ads so that I can get. So I can get you a good number and I'll get the car bot.

[Caller]

Okay, sounds Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. 800-800-Radio. Just go to givemetheven.com. be right back. Uno momento, por favor. Watching every move on her face she said, look, what's your game?

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio or log on to go wolf.com now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Norman, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Hamburg, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hamburg, Pennsylvania. Do people like Chrysler? Two hundreds up there? Because down here they really don't.

[Caller]

Yeah, they like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a V6 or four cylinder?

[Caller]

Four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? Most limiteds are always leather.

[Caller]

No, this one's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof. It's got the aluminum wheels though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hamburg, Pennsylvania. We sold a bunch of cars up in Pennsylvania yesterday at the auction.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 500.

[Caller]

Which auction was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Manheim. Manheim, Penn. Right outside of Lancaster.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, I go to that auction a lot with my friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

No, no, I'm not a dealer, but I go with him. He's a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car is a nine thousand dollar car.

[Caller]

Nine thousand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I understand, man. Thanks to Chrysler credit in Lee Iacocca. Thanks for calling in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio trucks, Cadillacs, Corvettes. Sexy. The sexier the better. We buy all kinds of stuff. We buy, you know, 2,000 to 200 grand Rolls Royce Lambos. I mean those aren't on every corner, but we do buy them. We buy them high. But we. Our average cost of car is $20,000. What's wrong with you, Bob?

[Bobbo Babo]

You buy them high, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. I buy them high. Oh, I get it. I didn't get it until I just got it.

[Bobbo Babo]

Because we buy them high, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Johnny Manzelli's with us again.

[Bobbo Babo]

Hey, John, we Got your birthday present, man.

[Mike Turley]

He's in the buyer's office. Office now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Manziel. We do appreciate you being here. Or is it bothering you to watch everybody play football?

[Bobbo Babo]

It's a necktie, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got me a. You got me a necktie for my book.

[Bobbo Babo]

You can put it on your neck or you can use it to tie yourself off if you want to beat 12 injection, man.

[JD Ryan]

What in the hell is wrong with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Johnny. Still stone.

[JD Ryan]

You want to do your birthday now or you want to wait?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to do the top 10.

[JD Ryan]

Let me go get Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Casey Kason. Top 10 at 10. Then we'll do my.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, John. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, my God, he's dead, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Johnny. Casey Kasem comes in on Saturdays and does the top 10.

[JD Ryan]

You're looking mighty good for your birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[JD Ryan]

Happy birthday to you. Hey, did you hear the Hillary Clinton email scandal roared back to life yesterday?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Hillary Clinton.

[JD Ryan]

Hillary Clinton email scandal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she was talking to, you know, with the FBI. She said she couldn't remember 39 different times. She said she couldn't remember most of the things that they asked her about. I can't remember. So we have the top 10 things Hillary doesn't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, all right, we'll stop with number 10.

[JD Ryan]

There we go. That email goes out on Al Gore's Internet and everyone has it these days. She thought wiping out a server meant having a butler killer. She forgot she can't call Vince Foster anymore for words of encouragement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, you know, I know his son. I was. I was with Vince Jr. Not with him, but around him a lot when his father got assassinated.

[JD Ryan]

Number seven. Oh, Bill is still a one Lewinsky a day guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number six, Doctor.

[JD Ryan]

Dr. Evil's pantsuit really is not attractive on anyone. Things that Hillary forgot. How to spell Benghazi. The email address classifiedhillaryotmail.com. when somebody says you kill me, they aren't talking about a joke. She told how comforting it is to sleep to the the sound of a paper shredder. One thing that Hillary forgot, It's George Bush's freaking fault. Leave me alone. Keep looking up, cuz that's where it all is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey, you're getting a little salty in your death. Well, you know, postmortem, Casey, it's the election year. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in number or just go to givemetheven.com remember to like us and talk to us on our Facebook page, the John Clay Wolf show. For those of y' all have never heard us before, hang tight because you're.

[JD Ryan]

Like for M when he's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're 92.5 listeners that are like, who the hell are these guys? Well, we've been on the 97.1 dial for a long time and today is our debut. Our debutante bow in Dallas Fort Worth. Dallas Fort Worth. And it happens to be my birthday.

[JD Ryan]

It's your birthday.

[Bobbo Babo]

We got. We got some goodies for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to do your birthday? Sure. You want to do your birthday?

[Mike Turley]

You got to tell everybody about your birthday week.

[JD Ryan]

I got you instead of a birthday cake, I got your birthday cookie. It's got the 92 and a half and it's got the John Clay Wolf logo on it says happy birthday, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cookie.

[JD Ryan]

A cookie?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all you got me? It's a cookie. It's a big.

[JD Ryan]

It's one of the big cookies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got me a cookie.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's a big damn cookie.

[JD Ryan]

Now I feel bad because here's what Bobbo got you. He got you a real present. Actual. This is a cookie. This not. They don't give these away. The White Album.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's the wine album.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the White Album, baba. You have very good taste in music. Thank you, baba.

[Bobbo Babo]

I always try to buy people stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Boston greatest hits. You gave me about 90 days ago. I have wore it out.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, I don't have another one, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but this one, the white album, that's a reproduction.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's got the poster and photos and everything in it.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks for upstage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it. It's my birthday week.

[JD Ryan]

And for those of y', all explain the birthday week.

[John Clay Wolf]

The birthday week is when you've got children and you're a grown ass man. You don't have time to play on your birthday, so you drag it out and do a seven day run and call it your birthday week. You know, breakfast with the kids one day. Little blanket and turkey. A little fun. Little Stevens and bit. Right. You know, have a little fun with the wife.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little lunch with the kids and.

[JD Ryan]

Whatever you ask for you pretty much.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The king for the week is basically what it is because you just don't have time to take off.

[JD Ryan]

This is your last day.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, today's my last day of the birthday week.

[Bobbo Babo]

Number seven right here today, man.

[Mike Turley]

So you got to go out with a bang. What is it literally?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know yet. That's not. I just. I'd like to go to the Alabama game tonight. Do you want to give me your tickets for my birthday present? One ticket. You got one ticket? Yeah. So what? What? What we.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's a spot to be on speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of sports, Tony Romo's dad is coming into the studio and I see him standing over there on the side and I appreciate him being back. We had a. Tony could come in.

[JD Ryan]

He's not doing anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony's romos dads came in here last week and explained that his Mexican heritage. What is your name again, sir? Is Antonio.

[Bobbo Babo]

Antonio Ramiro. Antonio, good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Did we check this guy out?

[John Clay Wolf]

When we had you in the studio last Saturday, we had no idea that Tony was going to be out for the weekend. I mean for the season.

[Bobbo Babo]

Antonio's facing very hard times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell me about it.

[Bobbo Babo]

Understand you have no unrealistic expectations for his recovery from a fractured bone for his spine?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not so sure. Tony Romos Hispanic.

[Bobbo Babo]

He know he have to heal. But he do not like the pain medication the doctors give to him. Antonio is not typical for most players in football League de la Nacional. What he have never experimented with strong drug of any kind, except for a large dose of opium he gave from that jezebel of a Daisy Duke. Want to be Jessica Simpson?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Bobbo Babo]

I tried to tell Tony about the danger of pretty girls, but his mother says she must make beautiful grandbabies. Now he is, how do you say, Dev star.

[JD Ryan]

He's what?

[Bobbo Babo]

Because he feels he's not being suitable role model for his best friend, Jason Whton. Even though Jason is, as you know, 53 years old. And when Jason called, he want to throw the pig skin around for a while. Tony have to remind him. He says, Jason, I'm so very sorry, but I have back that is broken. Because Jason is not, how you say, the brightest lamp in la chandelier. And Antonio became very frustrated only throw his mother's little dachshund dog down the street.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't throw animals down the street.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes, he did.

[JD Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes, he did. In a high tide spiral, I went for 48 yards. It was like a sideline pass to Drew Pearson in the old days, I understand of the Dallas potatoes. But he wish his team the best. And he not look for another job just yet. He is practicing with his mother's goose. What, because of the neck? No, he's more flexible. He toss it underhand to the back of the yard.

[John Clay Wolf]

The yard.

[JD Ryan]

Yard.

[Bobbo Babo]

26 yards, you know.

[JD Ryan]

How do you know this?

[Bobbo Babo]

It's like shovel Pass. He practice all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So as a young boy, he learned the ability to throw so correctly. By throwing farm animals.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes. In Wisconsin, when he was a boy, he would enter the lumberjack festivals for the beaver toss.

[JD Ryan]

That's not a thing.

[Bobbo Babo]

They roll on the logs.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

The chop of the wood.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Babo]

They throw the beaver.

[JD Ryan]

They don't throw a beaver.

[Bobbo Babo]

He once throw a beaver.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

69 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo Babo]

Under heavy coverage. And because of his glass eye, which is only left, he poked out when he was a child. This why he spin away to the right from the pocket. The beavers don't mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

The man knows his son. Yeah, he does. Nobody knows like his father.

[JD Ryan]

Beavers don't mind.

[Bobbo Babo]

But somebody from the Philadelphia Eagles once brought a porcupine to the beaver toss. And he poked his hand. He lost two fingers on his right hand.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo Babo]

They grow back instantly. He's healthy, but very accident prone. My boy. Antonio Ramiro Jr. Tony Romo's dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's always welcome. He's always full of interest.

[JD Ryan]

Scoop.

[Bobbo Babo]

Please pray for him.

[JD Ryan]

68 yards for the beaver. Right?

[Bobbo Babo]

It was a small beaver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve. Good morning. You're on the air. Steve with the Viper. Where are you calling from? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Is Your Viper an 08 Viper, a SRT10 convertible or a coupe?

[Caller]

It's a coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with it? Besides nothing. Okay, I just gotta ask.

[Caller]

Does it need tires, 40 grand and upgrades in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, then I'm gonna have to do this one offline. Yeah, yeah, there's too much. I mean, a regular one. 23, 000 miles. He says black. A regular one's going to be, you know, mid to upper fifth, mid-50s. Mid-50s, yeah. So how much more is yours?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, we can make a deal with that. I mean, it's. And I got quite a bit into it in an upgrade, so if you're starting there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I. I'm not. I'm not a pro on the upgrades, and a lot of times we just don't get that money back. I had a Z06 this week that had a gazillion dollars spent on it and actually brought less than the regular ones because it really. The idol. The idol was so. It had such a big cam and big lobes and.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Mike Turley]

Sounded awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It scares the hell out of everybody because I figure it's fixing a break, but. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com Stephen and. And load it in and let's make a. Let's make a dope deal. Thank you, Cyrus.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling us from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd be lying if I said I knew this car off the top of my head. He's got a 16S65 with 3,000 miles. Benzo. Wow. The last one, I bought one about three, four months ago. What color is yours?

[Caller]

It's white with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good color. Yeah. No accident history.

[Caller]

No, it's not just we having a third kid, so. Got to get something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I've got four. I got four. You do need something bigger. You need an apartment is what you need. That you can go live in.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again, it's a S60. It's a 65. Two door.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's white, and it's got 3,000 miles on it. It's a 16. It's a lot of car. Dog. What. What line of work are you in?

[Caller]

Home health.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I guess so.

[JD Ryan]

Any openings?

[John Clay Wolf]

Any openings? Yeah, exactly 3,000 miles. This car is a. This car is. Damn. I'm kind of scared to say what this car is. This car is 100 and. What? Oh, yeah. What? I mean, this car's a buck 45, isn't it? Excuse me?

[Caller]

Two. We got it for 245.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm looking at transaction reports recently. I think I'm going to be a 160 buyer. I'm gonna double check something. But did you lease it or buy it?

[Caller]

Buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me work on this one. Off the air, it's so heavy. That. That I'm. You know, I hate to. To. You stumped me a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious. You stumped me.

[JD Ryan]

You don't buy these every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You stump the chump. We do buy Highline cars every day, but when I say I'll do something, I do it.

[JD Ryan]

You'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't want to just off and say something stupid.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we're talking about a lot of money here.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And we've got a real guy on the phone, and we don't want. We don't want to lose his confidence.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So serious, let's do this. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up and they put the VIN number in a couple pictures. Tell me what. Tell me what you're thinking on what you'll take for it, and I'll get to working on it after the show. I just want to make sure I bid you right. That's all. Thanks, Sam. Good morning. A 06 BMW E55AMG.

[Caller]

Good morning. Oh, no, it's not a Beamer. I've got a daily driver amg Mercedes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I got you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you find us if you're in Austin? Because we're not on the air in Austin yet.

[Caller]

Well, I drive to Austin regular to get my daughter and I live in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool.

[Caller]

I'm almost. I'm not even to Waco yet. So I'm listening to you guys this morning. Enjoying the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Well, glad we're keeping you entertained. What did you think about Tony Romo's father?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about Tony Romo's father being on the show with us?

[Caller]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too. I could listen. Oh, that's fun. Had you ever heard us before? Is this your first time to hear us?

[Caller]

No, I'm a regular listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you? You knew we were coming over from the eagle. Perfect. Okay. 06 Benzy 55 with 120 on it are actually 118. This car is, it's, it's, it's, it's depending on condition. It's nine to ten grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is an excellent car. I bought it from a 78 year old man and I put 40,000 miles on in the last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Well, we're a buyer at 9 to 10,000. If that works for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will get you a check.

[Caller]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thanks for listening. 800, 800 radio. You can call in. I'll bid your car on the air. Just give me year, make, model, miles. We come to you. And if we don't beat a Carmax offer, we owe you $100. I don't know what else I can say. If that's not validation, what is? J.D. ryan, Bobo Turley. We'll be right back. Uno momento, por favor.

[Bobbo Babo]

Don't go away. There's more of the john clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethe vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. Give me the VIN.com. we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer. We'll send you a check for $100.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tom Johnson, you're on the air. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Labor Day. And get ready for the best college football day we've seen in forever.

[Caller]

Welcome.

[Uncle Roy]

Horse hook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Em horns. 14 Ford Fusion with 36, 000 miles. I see it's got all the options except navigation. Is that correct?

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the miles are 30, what, 36. I'm a 14 to 14. 5 buyer.

[Caller]

14 to 14.5. I think that might work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to givemetheven.com.com and load it up. And load it up.

[JD Ryan]

Load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Raymond. Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, what have you got, sir?

[Caller]

I got a 2015 Saleem Mustang, yellow label.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 10 seconds before we're out to back to break, and then we'll be back. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up? Because I've got a lot of questions about this car. But I like what you're. What you've got. Yeah, I mean, give me the vin.com, load it up. We'll be right back. Give me the.com, turley.

[Bobbo Babo]

Got it. We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is givethevin.com? it's a carbine service. What kind of carbine service? An online car buying service. The kind that beats CarMax or pays you 100. The kind that comes to your house and picks up the car. The kind that you can just go to a website and load in your information short and quick and get a check. I'm the best. I hate to be braggadocious. That's givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Good morning, Bobbo.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, Daddy, how have you been?

[JD Ryan]

It's been a wonderful day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your barbecue plans for Monday or Sunday or both?

[Bobbo Babo]

Okay. This evening we're going to Mimi's house. That's my mom. She's the, you know, maternal grandmother to us all. About 15 of us Browns, Whitakers, and McKay's. No. There will be no fun allowed at Mimi's house. My dad and I may drink a little red wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, then. What?

[Bobbo Babo]

But we hide when we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got a. Tonight. A Saturday night gig. What about Sunday?

[Bobbo Babo]

Don't know about Sunday. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't really know what I'm doing Sunday or Monday either. My wife and I were gonna. We were talking about hopping on a plane and getting one of those cheap tickets and going to Chicago and watching the Giants and the Cubs.

[Bobbo Babo]

You can actually do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. But you gotta. When you have four kids, you've got to figure you have cages prepared for them to sit in. And I don't have. I don't think the nanny can bring.

[Bobbo Babo]

Them to my house. I'll stick them in the hot tub.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'll keep an eye on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. You're gonna go to Uncle Bobbo's house for the weekend.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Terrible idea.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's. No, that's what I'm here for. That's what I do and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

And everybody in my family, I'm always wondering like, you know, why don't you bring the kids over, man? I can watch the kids. What could possibly go wrong?

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo Babo]

I got a big screen TV mounted on my living room wall and they can play a gamecube all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of games, I think it's time to play that. That Fun Time Suntime. That Fun Time show. You just lost a listener.

[JD Ryan]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just lost a listener is when we. We get like program directors from different people on our networks. Get hate mail from our listeners.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. And they always end with.

[John Clay Wolf]

They always end with 1, 2, 3. You just lost a listener. So today's is for Pennsylvania.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Johnny. To tell us what our. You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Mr. Program Director.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding me with this show? When I first heard it, they were breaking down an airplane accident in humorless manner. You don't have any fun. We have fun. Music in the background.

[Mike Turley]

Find some.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you playing? All right. When I first heard it, they were breaking down an airplane accident in humorless manner.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stopped listening to your station on that day.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I give them a try again. He came back. We lost him, but we got him back. I give them a try again. While getting ready for work. They're talking about peewee football. And it rolls from getting his son enrolled to Jerry Sanders Dusky, for Christ's sakes. Then on to some rich guy he called Uncle Wirt. Who turned out to be a pedophile. One, two, three. You just lost a listener. I'm returning to Sirius Satellite from now on.

[JD Ryan]

Tell them what they've won, Johnny. They've won 12 month subscription to SM Sirius.

[John Clay Wolf]

The next one of you just lost a listener. I've been listening to the buzz for years and just recently, recently noticed a new highly offensive program on Saturdays when I go grocery shopping.

[JD Ryan]

Highly offensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last Saturday I left around 9:15 and there was a guy getting his car priced out. The DJ said, I guess the DJs main. The DJ said, what nationality are you? You a Chinaman? Are you a Chinaman? Tell me, have you ever hired a prostitute? You know you have. Come on, admit it. They're the most inbred hillbilly. You can almost hear dueling banjos in the background. Radioact I've ever heard in my entire life.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They talk about drinking, drugs, make sexist remarks about women. And I'm turning off your show on Saturdays and my other female friends have already turned them off.

[JD Ryan]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about it. Who's usually up there on a Saturday morning? It's not men, it's women. I hate them. And you just lost a listener.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, that's sexist right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, that's very sexist. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's only women up on Saturday morning. Drop by Lowe's or drop by a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Place where people are working.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, let me ask you a question that wasn't sexist. My eyes are up here, sweetheart.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4.

[JD Ryan]

That's a new segment we're gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, right? You just lost a listener. Yeah, I do too. And if you'd like to read your you just lost a listener, you can go to givemetheven.com and email jcw. You can do it directly.

[JD Ryan]

Don't go through the middle man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get straight to the source. We'll just take the best of the air. It's almost like mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel. Okay, we have plenty more. We have more. Riding with Uncle Roy, making fun of morning shows, some auction stories. First week in a college football. Paul Harvey's gonna break down the dead. Paul Harvey's gonna break down Trump's visit to Mexico. And much, much, much, much more. Rest in peace, Jimmy Pruitt. We're gonna miss you, man. And we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[JD Ryan]

Jean Claire Wolf coming back.

[Bobbo Babo]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

Come on. Let us give your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the best. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best car buying service in the world. Look at our reviews. It's unprecedented what we do. We buy several hundred a week, and we're just the best. I mean, it's. It's good to be the best, and we're the best. So if you want to deal with the best, go to givemetheven.com. if anybody thinks we're lowball, guys, I just throw it out there. If I don't beat your carmax offer, I owe you $100.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. It is 1050. This is the last segment of Dallas, Oklahoma, and Houston. Yeah, party's almost over.

[JD Ryan]

Been a fun day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me grab one real quick. Lucas, good morning. You're on the air. Lucas.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

2010 Subaru Outback Limited. Which. Which engine? Four cylinder, six.

[Caller]

That is the 2.5. The smaller one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Push and clean. Not quite, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or matic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic. All right. If it's got a clean carfax, it's got 82,000 miles on it. Is 10 grand by it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. 10 grand gets pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then let's get it bought. Go to givemetheven.com. load the VIN number in couple pictures. Bada bing, bada boom. Where are you located?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We will have somebody at your doorstep Tuesday to pick it up, assuming we do a deal, and I'll have a chance.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Do you have a payoff or is there a. Do you have a title in hand?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Owner now?

[JD Ryan]

Right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then. Then they'll ask you to take a picture of the front and back of the title, and then we'll have the whole packet done. The driver will show up with a check in hand.

[Mike Turley]

Bam.

[Caller]

Sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Luke. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

On our Facebook. Marcos Antonio just said you just gained a listener with. You just lost a listener. Funny. S. Keep it up. Thank you. Anton. Marcus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marcus.

[JD Ryan]

Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Antonio. Antonio Romero called in also, and he said he really enjoyed the bit. Tony Romo's dad.

[JD Ryan]

Tony Romo's dad on his way home, he did studio. So funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio we buy cars over our website. This thing's powered by. Give me the vin v I n give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Go to givemetheven.com, put your VIN number in, upload two quick pictures, put the miles and we will email you an offer letter immediately. If we at the end of the negotiation, if we do not beat a Carmax offer, I owe you a hundred dollars. We'll overnight you check for a hundred dollars. That's how I validate our pricing.

[JD Ryan]

Do it once a week. Twice a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twice a week.

[JD Ryan]

Twice a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

About two. We send off a check for one, two, three times a week.

[JD Ryan]

Sometimes they hit it a little hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we buy about 200 cars a week. And that's what we do. First weekend of college football. Turley, who are the. Who are the big games?

[Mike Turley]

Well, of course, if you live in the Dallas Fort Worth area, then of course. Hold on, I got to get the.

[Bobbo Babo]

Open the side of your Saturday morning fun time show. It's a sports minute with Michael Turley, all brought to you courtesy of the.

[Caller]

Real Deal with John Clay Wolf, brought.

[Bobbo Babo]

To you by Gains Burgers and Glade. It's the quicker shiner upper. And now the host of your sports minute, Michael Turley on the Real Deal radio show.

[Mike Turley]

Sorry, that, that open has to go on.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, just.

[Mike Turley]

It just has to.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's good work.

[Mike Turley]

Well, USC takes on Bama tonight. That's going to be the big game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, this week at Jerry World at the Death Star.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's a, you know, USC's number 20 in Alabama. Of course. They're the best in the country. Yeah, I'm looking forward to going the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

People that think LSU is the best in the country, well, maybe by the end of the season.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. They're playing, I believe, in Wisconsin at Lambeau Field, which is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is very cool.

[Mike Turley]

That's got to be very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very cool.

[Mike Turley]

Maybe cold even Monday night. That's a big game, too. Florida State takes on Ole Miss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Basically top 10 teams right there, there. So there's some big games that usually in the first weekend you get a pushover like South Dakota State, who's playing tcu, something like that. Or North Dakota State, whoever they're playing. But you got actual big games, teams that are ranked in the top 10 against each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That's exciting. I cannot wait. I know JD can't either since he never watches football.

[JD Ryan]

I loved. I love the. What is it, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your Labor Day plans? Do you have any?

[JD Ryan]

Just hanging out? Actually, I'm working today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you gone out to Lake and got on the boat yet? No. Why don't you go?

[Caller]

Your.

[JD Ryan]

Your boat?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Are you going to use it this weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. No, I do not think so.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, you said that last time, and I was headed out, and you went, hey, we're using it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, but I said, I'll meet you at the shore and you can have it, and I'll already have it, and you can go out all night.

[JD Ryan]

Then I'll go out tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Tomorrow you're going.

[JD Ryan]

Tomorrow I'm going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're going on your boat, not going anywhere. You're so full of.

[Mike Turley]

You always say that. You don't do anything.

[JD Ryan]

I. I work all the time. I travel for a living, being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you lazy?

[JD Ryan]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard Russ Martin said you were lazy.

[JD Ryan]

Well, Russ is certainly one to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dang old hound Trey Trenholm said you're real lazy.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's. He's another guy to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. He's on a vacation right now, I think.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, he is actually on a vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you lazy?

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, you just sit around. You won't even read your news.

[JD Ryan]

That's it, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of the news, what have you got, boss?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you want to talk about news?

[Bobbo Babo]

All right, let's see here.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I got a couple of things to hit off with. Let me do this one first, actually. And irate father you've heard of, if something's rocking, don't come knocking? Well, the Georgia father saw his daughter's car rocking. He did decide to come knocking. Yeah, Mike Card is his name. Discovered his young daughter Ashlyn in the back seat with a neighbor boy. Within two minutes, he went and got his backhoe and just. Just destroyed the car. Crushed her Audi A4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was. Where was the lover boy?

[JD Ryan]

He. They both got out of the car.

[Mike Turley]

They were doing it with the car. I saw this. It was like a. It was an older one, you know, maybe worth two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he didn't.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, a little overreaction to the daughter kissing on some guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reaction Sunday with Granny Galloway. Okay, cows. Lose cows. Romo's out. Romo's out.

[JD Ryan]

I gotta be careful with this next story. So we'll be on tiptoe around this. This has been in the Washington Post and The Star Telegram, Fox 4 News in Dallas. But. But I'm gonna tiptoe around it anyway. Bell Manor Elementary School. It's a town between Dallas and Fort Worth. They started out the New Year and they wanted to have little teams, you know, to split the sixth grade. Up into a couple of teams. So the teachers called one team the Dream Team, which was kind of nice. And she called in the other team. She didn't know this word was offensive, but it rhymes with Pikachu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the. Is it Pokemon deal?

[JD Ryan]

It's not a Pokemon deal. It's an offensive word to a certain peekaboo. It's not peekaboo. No. It's not whoop de whoop. No, it's.

[Mike Turley]

This is a dance.

[Bobbo Babo]

Some kind of ethnic slur.

[JD Ryan]

It's not. It's just two different teams and it. No, she starts with jig. So the jig is up to her. They basically walk into her classroom and said, you can't do that. She went, why? They said, well, it's kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is she located?

[JD Ryan]

This was. Ian. I just said it. But it's Bell Manor Elementary School between Dallas and Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they're a good old social racist.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she's not a racist though. She just didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't know what jigaboo means. That is ridiculous.

[JD Ryan]

Easy, hoss.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say that.

[JD Ryan]

Easy, hoss. Anyway, we'll move forward. Samsung. Hey, do you have one of those new cool Galaxy Note 7 smartphones?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody, all the cool kids have them and they explode and catch fire. That's cool. Samsung is suspending sales of the Galaxy and they want it back, by the way. They just found out that they do. They sold 2.5 million of these things and they just found out that they kind of tend to explode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of like the skateboard.

[JD Ryan]

The battery. Yeah, the battery catches fire and tens of boards. They want all the Galaxy. So if you have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of things battery powered that explode, did you watch the Tesla rocket go off? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Is that funny to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just cuz, I mean, he's just such a know it all. I. He's not. It's not. Not funny to me. But you would think that by now they would know how to shoot a rocket off that blown up.

[JD Ryan]

Did you see the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the UFO did it a few times. Did you see the. God, did you see.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna let that go. Do you see the ufo? Do you see the ufo? Conspiracy nuts. As they slow it down, they slow the video footage of it blowing up down. And right before it explodes, this. This black thing screams by at like 200 miles an hour. Just a small. It looks like the size of a drone, but it's going much too fast. That's exactly when the rocket explodes. They think a UFO blew it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Is that bong water?

[JD Ryan]

No, I'm serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

You saw the video, Bob, are you pulling tubes again? Oh, that's Johnny Manziel.

[JD Ryan]

No, I saw the video, though.

[Bobbo Babo]

Thanks for the cookie, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, who are your. Who are your picks this week in college football?

[Bobbo Babo]

Okay. And go buy my match. I can't believe you're getting that game, Turley. You don't deserve Bama. I hate you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a Johnny Football jersey on the wall in a frame. The Browns jersey. I need you to sign it before you leave today.

[Bobbo Babo]

That looks nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it looks.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'll be back in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got an OJ Simpson USC jersey that I'm gonna put right next to yours.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'll sign that, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a wall of shame. I mean, wall of fame.

[JD Ryan]

You can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a shame. So Bama's gonna win. Who else do you like, Johnny?

[Bobbo Babo]

I like tcu, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you like tcu, man.

[Caller]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about TC Girls? They keep getting younger and you stay the same age.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, that's the truth, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brother. Living the dream. Living the dream.

[Bobbo Babo]

Take them back to College Station, man. Great weekend off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dixie Chickens, Labor Day. He's so high.

[Bobbo Babo]

Having a good time, watching football. Getting the hot tub. Go to gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[JD Ryan]

That's your new endorsement deal.

[Bobbo Babo]

Buy your own Johnny Manziel Smokinator 2000, man.

[JD Ryan]

That's not real.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Johnny Manziel Smokinator 2000. What do you do with that?

[Bobbo Babo]

It's got one chamber, two pipes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just for you and the lady.

[Bobbo Babo]

You could share with your friends, man. Especially ladies. Especially TCU ladies, man. This little white girl.

[JD Ryan]

Do you still have. Do you still have any game at all, man? Because, I mean.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, I'm gonna come back, man. Like, this is just like a little time off, you know? The Eagles took 14 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they did.

[JD Ryan]

But they were.

[Bobbo Babo]

And they came back and they were awesome. And I'm going to be awesome, too.

[JD Ryan]

Are you. Anybody talking to you? Any football teams at all talking to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo Babo]

They would just be bogus, too, man.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

So confident.

[JD Ryan]

You're not going to the Cowboys.

[Bobbo Babo]

I can still. I can't throw a beaver.

[JD Ryan]

Like Tony Romo.

[Bobbo Babo]

I threw that football. That's why they call me Johnny Football.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Johnny, we have to make room for Paul Harvey real quick, and then we're out of here. Do we have time for Paul or. We have to. Do we have to drag it Out. I don't know. I think Paul, I don't know, man. It's gonna be an hour. Number four.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul, I, I, Paul? Paul, I'm sorry. Are you there?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, stay on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Mr. Harvey, we are out of time on this hour but we are going to jump. And the guys in Oklahoma on the brew on 92.5 in Dallas. In Dallas and on the Buzz in Houston can go to, they can stream.

[Mike Turley]

Us what I heart you want to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard Amarillo was down. So do the Bear and Abilene. Okay, 10, 100 the bear and on the I heart media player in Abilene and they'll stream it. Or the ESPN radio app. You can stream us off the Houston ESPN. What is it? 97.5.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's fine with me, John. I am a professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it all to hell. I heard you were drinking the scotch, Paul, in the, in the green room up there.

[Bobbo Babo]

Mr. Turley has provided today's portion of the Glen Fittage. We like it very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Glen Fittich program.

[Bobbo Babo]

Single malt mixed with nothing at all. And now you know the rest of the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. You and Rush is going to come back and talk to Donald Trump with us in our number four. Also remember, like us on Facebook, the John Clay Wolf show. And if you go to givemetheven.com you can click the podcast icon. Last week we had a technical difficulty. You got all screwed up. Had a lot of emails from you on what's up today we won't have that technical difficulty. The podcast will be up by three o' clock in our number four. If you miss it, you can grab it off the podcast or the whole show.

[JD Ryan]

And more great news coming up too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else is.

[JD Ryan]

Well, there's a guy that kicked off his Labor Day weekend with a with actually corn cobs and a potato gun. Oh, we'll tell you more about that, how that got him in some trouble.

[Mike Turley]

And don't forget givemethevin.com all week long.

[John Clay Wolf]

24.

[Mike Turley]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're 247 all week long. We will have buyers in the office today until 4 o'. Clock. So you will get immediate response up to 4 o'. Clock. Then after 4 o' clock today we won't get back to you. Maybe a little bit on Monday, but we're closed on Monday and we'll be there Tuesday. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. The vin number is 17 digit number on your automobile. If you don't know what that is then you probably don't know enough to explain us what you have. And it's pretty hard to buy them side unseen if you have junk like junk ass junk, five hundred dollar junk. It's probably not us but anything fifteen hundred, two thousand and north up to two hundred grand. We had a lot of heavy cars today Turley. We had more hundred thousand heavy dollar heavy stuff than I've seen and I.

[Mike Turley]

Don'T know how we've got what a $200,000 one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well that's what he said.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I don't know if you're gonna pay that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not giving 200 for it. I didn't want to. He said he gave 244. Those cars are so expensive. That new S body how to carve.

[JD Ryan]

You a quarter of a million dollars?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean how can a Rolls Royce drop head could be 450 still Mercedes. I mean how's the the new Dove? Yeah. Anyway there's a lot of expensive cars out there. Okay, J.D. ryan, thank you for joining us92.5 listeners. Thanks for being in the buzz the brew and I think we're fixing lose Pennsylvania also. WZZO at noon eastern time we're going into our number four. All the rest of you guys stay hooked. We will click it up and remember Houston, jump over to 97.5 and grab our number four also Bobo, thank you so much for the impressions. Get them out. Star Telegram. Yeah, photographer, thank you for taking pictures of us this morning. There's going to be a new news story out on us this week and you can get it. We'll post it on the John Clay will show if you want to read.

[Mike Turley]

It or startelegram.com yeah, maybe that would be best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, start telegram.com we'll link back. And that's it man. We're out of here. Had fun. See you.

[JD Ryan]

See you.

[Caller]

Bye.

[Bobbo Babo]

Don't go away. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Caller]

Sam, No one like you I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waste all my nights with you I imagine the things we do I just want to be loved by you.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolfe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Billy Squire is not gay and he does not suck. And I don't appreciate you saying that. I like Billy Squire.

[Bobbo Babo]

I didn't say he was gay and I didn't say he didn't suck. We're talking about the Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would thank you for the White Album you gave me for my birthday. Thank you.

[Bobbo Babo]

I think you're gonna love it. You've never listened to the White Album all the way through?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never listened to the White Album at all. I've heard about it all my life.

[Bobbo Babo]

Headphones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Headphones, Headphones.

[JD Ryan]

Is it one of those drug deals where you have to listen all the way through and be high?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's nodding his head yes. Yes, it is.

[Bobbo Babo]

It doesn't hurt.

[Mike Turley]

A shot of Colorado and some headphones, you'll be good to go. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is it?

[JD Ryan]

A lot more out of it.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's a double album set. There's volume one on the White Album, which is weird, and there's volume Two, which is really, really weird. And they all, you know, all four Beatles do their own different songs. And it's completely stereophonic. You'll hear stuff drifting in and out left and right, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

And that's a digitally remastered copy, too, so that was redone just a couple years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

The White Album. Awesome. Hang on. We'll grab this truck real quick, Dan. A Dante 99F550. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, it's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Fontaine bed. Is that a wrecker bed or is that like a hauler bed for a horse rig?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a hauler bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like one of about 300 made. I hate. I hate hearing you say that, because that means that you're gonna want a lot for this 200,000 mile truck.

[Caller]

I've got two of them.

[Bobbo Babo]

One's wrecked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Fontaine conversion?

[Caller]

No, this was. These were manufactured and then transferred over to Fontaine and the beds were installed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is the truck a conversion or just a normal XLT?

[Caller]

It's Lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lariat.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it's two wheel drive. It's a 99 hauler crew cab with the seven, three, you know, just round numbers. Spitball and 5,000. Does that. Does that work for you?

[Caller]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then it definitely doesn't work for me. Thanks, man. 800. Because I was on the high end of my spitball. Were you? Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Even with the fontaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S got 200,000 miles. If they're not. If they're high mileage, old diesels, and they don't have four wheel drive, they're not worth jack.

[Bobbo Babo]

But I've got the Fontaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Fontaine. Is this Bob or Jack?

[Bobbo Babo]

The Fontaine. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alternative Fontaine.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's Just like David Bowie in 84. He had the Fontaine bath. He has a badass one of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you one of 300 that visited his Fontaine?

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you like most about David Bowie?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, we could never figure out what he hauled. He hauled David Bowie? Yeah, I think he hauled Mick Jagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have a listener that said we just gained a listener from our. Yeah, just lost a listener.

[JD Ryan]

You just lost a listener because we get emails from people that don't love us and that's always in the same way. You just lost a listener. So that's gonna be a regular bit now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. I, I encourage them. If you'll go to givemetheven.com and write you just lost a listener on the subject. I will. We'll go through them and read the best ones with JD do you. I bet that some of our smart ass listeners will make.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they'll make them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we have a lot of smart ass.

[Mike Turley]

Do you cringe a little bit when you listen back to what they're talking about? Because. Oh, yeah, I forgot that we actually said stuff like that.

[JD Ryan]

He goes by. And you don't hear it when somebody actually says it out loud or reprints it. You go, we said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're a Chinaman. You sound like Chinaman. All right, the car is too high. No, no, no, no, no, no. Reese, we're going to put you damn hotches. No, Reese. No.

[JD Ryan]

Reese, when you write that out, it sounds bad. Yeah, but it's funny when you say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you write it out, how would you say Reese.

[JD Ryan]

R E A S E. R E.

[Bobbo Babo]

A S E. Start with air.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll start with air. Aris. Speaking of funny commentary, I want to hear some more Uncle Roy. Oh, yeah, riding with Uncle Roy. We had one this morning earlier. We might go back to it, too.

[Mike Turley]

Playing both here. Yeah, plenty of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we got nothing. We're free balling now. Dude, we're. We're. We're going commando. We're taking our britches off. We're loosening up. Actually, there's some maker's mark in the other room if you'd like to have something.

[JD Ryan]

This is when the cool kids listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we're off the big fancy air in the big cities and well, the. The tight ass air. Not. We're still on in Houston. We're on ESPN radio. I mean, it's not like it's such great station, but they're just so. Those music stations on the. They're so tight and they just wear Me the F out. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The program director.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, that's. That whole you just lost a listener bit. That's just a jack with them.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They send me these freaking emails. I want to slam them in their head.

[JD Ryan]

I just want you to know this is what people are saying. That's what one person says.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I fire them off a I love your show email. Then they fire me back. We hate your show email. Okay. So half of them hate us, half of them love us. So the bottom line is, is we're getting a reaction. What other radio shows do? None.

[JD Ryan]

That one lady that complained those bits were in different hours. So she listened to the whole show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the average Howard Stern Listeners, 1.3 hours. The haters, 2.45.

[Bobbo Babo]

I mean, because they want to know what he's going to say next.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I wanted to start out on our 92.5 debut with a gay talk show. What was it called?

[Bobbo Babo]

I got this email last night.

[JD Ryan]

J.D.

[Bobbo Babo]

I met the. I'm at the football game. Yeah, okay. Watching my son play. And I get this email from John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was sitting at the bar at Friday about 8:30.

[Bobbo Babo]

He says, okay, tomorrow we're gonna. We're gonna do a fake intro to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we were going into a news station that they didn't know us. They didn't even know we were coming. For the most part, we were just gonna break format with this new show. Was my idea not stay in character the whole time.

[Bobbo Babo]

An alternative lifestyle.

[JD Ryan]

Alternative lifestyle with.

[Bobbo Babo]

Who was it? The programmers of 92.5 have finally decided to open the airwaves to the Jack and Bob show.

[JD Ryan]

Jack and Bob.

[Bobbo Babo]

That was it. And John says, this is a quote. I'm Jack, JD Is going to be Bob. And we'll do it all straight face until the first break. I. Mike, can I. Can you say scrotum?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can. J.D. can you say scrotum?

[Bobbo Babo]

Now, my scrotum drew up just a little bit as soon as I read that, because I thought, oh, no, there's.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing wrong with alternative lifestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you notice. I cc'd the program director just to cover my ass. And he didn't respond. So I was like, he never responds. So I sent it to the other place program director just to cover my ass, to say, hey, I sent it to these guys. Let's see if they respond. And about five minutes before we got on the air this morning, they got a response.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, no, not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what I wrote is I think we should fake the entire first segment. And I CC the iheartmedia guys with the all new alternative lifestyle talk and rock show. It's a PC world. And kudos to the programming department. Let me do it. My game boys.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a PC world. And kudos to the programming department at 925 for being so open minded. It's the Jack and Bob Show. I'll be Jack. I'll be Bob. J.D. can be Bob. And we'll go straight face to the whole segment from ding to dong.

[JD Ryan]

It's alternative. There's nothing wrong with alternative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Need an intro and an outro for Jack and Bob. Turley like spinach, then at the bottom. Patrick, is this fine with you if we keep it out of the blue and out of the ditch?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No response. Then five minutes before we get on the other side.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wrote I CC Patrick. But you never know. To the other pd.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reason to put on a silly act out of the gate is to break the ice down. Yeah. You won't believe what these crazy bastards opened up with. You know, I was trying to sell him on it. Right. By design. I just don't want to. I just want to bounce it off, you know? Surprises.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody said anything.

[Mike Turley]

I was ready. I had this. I had this all fired up.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Mike Turley]

Ready to go? Yeah. I was getting, getting ready to put this special record on. If I can fire it up here.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that was our. That was our intro.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack and Bob Show.

[Bobbo Babo]

And now it's time for the Jack and Bob Show.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's out practicing his archery and Jack is out taming the gorillas.

[JD Ryan]

There's nothing wrong with alternatives. Like spinach is an alternative for sausage. It's healthier.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wrote. I wouldn't. This is how fun they are.

[JD Ryan]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give the audience the show. From the outset. Be honest and be real. Don't try to. Don't try and fake them out trying to be cute with some contrived shtick. You're digging a hole for yourself right from the beginning. Come to you from Charlie Brown's teacher.

[Bobbo Babo]

Buzz kill.

[John Clay Wolf]

No joke. So obviously I didn't have much jack and bob or bob and weave in me this morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm a jacking and I'm a bobbin.

[JD Ryan]

So that didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

That didn't happen. That didn't happen. What did happen is, what's the deal with Uncle Roy? Can you set it up?

[JD Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You edited these clips? I was riding around with Roy planning the day and he started rolling about some Funny stuff. And I was like, wait a minute. This is when we need to record.

[JD Ryan]

Roy's an actual employee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's your real. He works my granddad since 1968. He taught me how to drive. I was the little kid. He was the guy my dad stuck me with when I was a kid.

[Bobbo Babo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, take care of my kid. And he did. He taught me how to drink. He taught me how to smoke. He taught me how to make sweet love.

[JD Ryan]

Before you were 10?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, before I was 10. And we had a blast. But anyway. What, what, what? I recorded a lot. What did you. Yeah, first.

[Mike Turley]

The first clip is a. It's all about can't read. Some people that can't read. So it's called the can't read hustle here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

And he's talking about how you had an employee at one time that bought cars for you and just didn't know how to read.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't buy cars. We would go to CarMax and buy a bunch of cars and he would pay for them. So when. When Roy was talking in there about the customers, I think he was some of the dealer customers. There's like, say there's 20 different dealer customers we buy from. So he would write down a cheat sheet. He'd have his wife, who's literate, write down a cheat sheet like CarMax Auctions. And so he could write that out. And that. That's what he's talking about. When he had a cheat sheet on the. In the cheat sheet on the dollars, how to write it out. But he wrote all our drafts. This guy's paying for all of our cars. None of us knew he was literate.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

This story of my life.

[JD Ryan]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You having trouble with it? He had a briefcase and he would write the draft.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we went to Houston and he acted like he knew he was going, but he didn't.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, he knew where he was, was going, but he didn't know what street to tell me to get off on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Huh?

[Uncle Roy]

Because he didn't. He couldn't read. When we got by that tall ass building, he said, okay, X it out right here by this building right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how did he write the drafts? How did he get. He paid for all the cars.

[Uncle Roy]

He paid for every one of them. He had a list of all the buyers, all the sellers on a piece of paper is why. I. I guess his wife or somebody.

[Caller]

Wrote him for him.

[Uncle Roy]

But he can write every one of them. I sit down with.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he would copy them?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah, the name off of the. Off in the goddamn. His clip out his briefcase. He got everything in his briefcase, everything. And he couldn't spell. But it's all written down. I ain't lying. I watched him one day, I said, this mother, I can't do this. How he gonna do this? He go in there. He see. He look on the car. He see who selling that car. He go in there. He go in there, he find that damn name in his damn brick. He got them all wrote down. I said, this mother. And everybody thought he's big dog too, but he was doing that. But they didn't know he couldn't read a lick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you out it?

[Uncle Roy]

No, I didn't. I let him play this game, cuz I, you know, I thought writing the draft, one heaven. And one day I get him. I'll get him. I said, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't want you involved.

[Uncle Roy]

He didn't want you. Now just get the way I'll get them. And I checked them and they right. They be like, you know, like. Like the dollar sign. 15,000, something like that. I mean, he got all of it wrote down. Yep, 15,000. He got it all. 1,000 from 1,000. 100,000 just wrote out for him as a stencil. Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't it be easier to learn how to read than do that?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

But it's too late in the goddamn game now. But I swear, he had it all down. He know how to go everywhere. But he gonna give you a landmark. You're not gonna give you no street. I told him one day, I laughing at him. I said, one day, you gonna come over here, they gonna be pushing that tree down. You gonna be in a mother. They gonna be pushed that tree down. Your mother's gonna be in a bind.

[Mike Turley]

So that's the first clip. Second clip. He's talking about one of our employees, Danny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Mike Turley]

You heard about him last week. Yeah, we heard him last week.

[JD Ryan]

He's pretty disgruntled, Danny.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, Disgruntled John. Well, he can't read either.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Mike Turley]

And so his hustle, kids learn how to read. His hustle's a little bit different from this last guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about daddy?

[Uncle Roy]

That mother, you can't even hardly read his rights, but he's just like Curtis. You can send that mother anywhere. That mother get there, he'll beat you there. It's either about McDonald's, his food place, you know. You know all that about McDonald's, all that about Kentucky. All Day by Long John Silver. You know, his. You know, the mother, he can get there, but he's not gonna get.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the street.

[Uncle Roy]

Like the other night when that. When that Cadillac, quick, he owe him at Walmart. Owe him at Churchill. Mother 50 Walmart around this Mother.

[Bobbo Babo]

He want.

[Uncle Roy]

I said, daniel, what screen? I. I can't see. What the you mean you can't see on the screen? And so I knew it wasn't one Walmart on 121. So I went back and I found it. Mother after this Mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's only one black mother. Pink Cadillac and a pink Cadillac on him. Walmart.

[Caller]

Been there. Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

No, no, no. He ain't give you no street. He'll give you a donut shop, a jack in the box, a beer, clean up some. He ain't gonna give you no name on the street. Well, I tell you, you gotta get used to that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

These landmarks, boy, one day they gonna start pushing down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all gonna be nobody got nowhere to go. Oh, that's so great advice from Uncle Roy.

[Mike Turley]

Can't read hustle there. He uses church of chickens and donut store.

[JD Ryan]

He's greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love it.

[JD Ryan]

True greatness. By the way, Jennifer Figueroa from Houston says I'm a woman working on Saturday mornings and you guys thoroughly entertainment. You've just gained a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she liked another one.

[JD Ryan]

She liked her bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, Jennifer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send that to the program director.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, they don't care about those, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't want to hear the good ones. They just want to hear she's a woman.

[JD Ryan]

We've got the double working, working woman on Saturday morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, they're the only ones that listen on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's not working women. So Michael, what time does this sports day get started? Really? Now?

[Mike Turley]

I mean it's noon, 11:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got the cable guy coming in. He's going to fix our studio so we can get our TV rolling again.

[Mike Turley]

Oklahoma plays Houston. That's going to be a good game.

[John Clay Wolf]

This big game. Yeah, it's Houston upsets Oklahoma. It's gonna just shuffle the deck and there's a chance. Dude, Houston is for real.

[Mike Turley]

Well, they're only ten point dogs and Oklahoma's been picked to be maybe the national champion, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

And I say only because they've played Houston before and creamed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, Houston was just like SME. Just joke forever.

[Mike Turley]

But they're. They got one of the hottest coaches on out there and if he puts a good season together, he'll be gone. You know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they going into the building Big 12 or do we know yet?

[Mike Turley]

That's the Big 12 is looking at entertaining them. There's a couple other teams are entertaining, too. Yukon Huskies.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what time is a tip kick for. For that game?

[Mike Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's straight up. Yep. Excellent.

[Mike Turley]

Live on abc.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm excited. College football for you. Yeah. I love college football.

[JD Ryan]

Is there anything Monday games go through?

[Mike Turley]

Yes. There's. Monday night. There's a. Florida State takes on ole Miss on ESPN.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are their rankings? Do you know?

[Mike Turley]

Florida State's 4. Ole Miss is number 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so that's a good game. But these are preseason rankings, dude. So it's shaky. I mean, it's. Yeah, it's like playing Smear the Queer, man. I mean, you can go any direction.

[JD Ryan]

Do we know? What do we know? I'm gonna let it go. Just let it go. Do we know who's gonna play for the Cowboys? Who's gonna be quarterback? Is it gonna be dad?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Dak will be in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Dakota is his actual first.

[JD Ryan]

Dakota.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. Dakota Prescott.

[JD Ryan]

When you name your kid Dakota, you hoping he's going to be a quarterback?

[John Clay Wolf]

He could be the only black gentleman named Dakota that I've ever heard of in my entire life.

[JD Ryan]

Why you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is just the honkiest cracker white name I've ever heard. Isn't it?

[Bobbo Babo]

It can be. I mean, what about Colin?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't. You don't hear. You got a point.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Mike Turley]

I was looking at east coast time.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

The game's actually already started in Oklahoma and Houston. It's seven to three. Oklahoma's up.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

So it was off an hour because I didn't realize this is east coast time that I'm looking at.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have a TV in here. Is Colin Kaepernick going to join us this morning? No, no, no.

[Mike Turley]

We were trying to, but it. We couldn't. It didn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what we're going to do is have Boba fake call Kaepernick.

[Bobbo Babo]

We don't know what he sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were some. Give me a sample of what y' all were working out.

[Bobbo Babo]

What were we working out? Oh, what do you mean, what were we working at?

[John Clay Wolf]

We, you and Turley were playing kick the can on the Colin Kaepernick bit. What? Kind of like there was going to.

[Mike Turley]

Be a microphone that was in his head and what he was thinking right.

[John Clay Wolf]

While the.

[Mike Turley]

The national anthem was playing.

[JD Ryan]

This could be.

[Bobbo Babo]

It wouldn't change his tone very much. Yeah, he wouldn't change the tone very much. They have a little bit of echo.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, what Were his thoughts.

[Bobbo Babo]

He come that national anthem again.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Bam.

[JD Ryan]

Don't.

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't want to stand up. Lord, I'm tired. Here they go. Oh, put your hand on your heart. Maybe nobody noticed. Oh, no. They all looking at me. I'm gonna have to make up some kind of excuse.

[JD Ryan]

Cause you're tired.

[Bobbo Babo]

I can't fake an injury. They're gonna give me fire. Maybe. Oh, I know. Because of the way they treating black people. Yeah, that's it. Andy read about that. He don't know. He don't know me. He don't know where I come from. He don't.

[Uncle Roy]

He don't.

[Bobbo Babo]

I ain't no boy. Who you calling boy? Star spangled this Uncle Sam. You ain't my uncle. He did nothing for me. You ain't done nothing. I'm gonna sit down.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Call. Sit down. I appreciate it.

[Mike Turley]

So there was going to be something like that, but we felt like, yeah, big error. 92.5. First day on there could have been problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So one minute wasn't funny. Is that y' all were scared to do it. Right. Okay, well, now that we got that established, that's what I wanted to know.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, insensitive too. And is Colin Kaepernick black?

[JD Ryan]

That's a good question.

[Bobbo Babo]

I was not aware that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he's cousins with Dakota.

[Bobbo Babo]

I just thought he was kind of, well, dusty.

[JD Ryan]

He was adopted and raised by a white couple, but so we don't really know what his parents were. So he was adopted as a young child. And then he has a picture of him wearing a cat speaking of oppression wearing a Castro shirt. You're like, dude, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is up with you? We'll be. We'll be back. We got to go to break. My name is John Clay Wolf. Call in now and give me the year, make, model and miles of your car and I'll give you a bit on the air. I want to buy some cars. Call and go to givemetheven.com or call in the show 800, 800 radio. Year make, model, miles. And I will give you a seven day buybit right here live over the airwaves. What? I'll pay for it.

[Bobbo Babo]

Dang it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The radio springs unforgotten song.

[Bobbo Babo]

We're making America rock again. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy. You can do it. In your honor.

[Caller]

New air.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show with John clay wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, the dramatic pause.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us a call up by your car just like we're going to do with mark. Mark, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Where you be calling from, boss?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I see 14 Ford truck, super crew 2 wheel drive XLT with 28,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

That's that charcoal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a bench front or bucket pockets on the seats?

[Caller]

A bench. It has a console.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a con. Okay, does it have a console shift or is it up on the tree?

[Caller]

The, the shifts over here on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it shift?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is the shifter on the column or in between the seats?

[Caller]

It's on the column.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a six cylinder or a eight?

[Caller]

It's a EcoBoost. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 22 grand.

[Caller]

I was kind of hoping for about 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

About 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what sucks. And I hate that when everybody's, you know, buried in their rigs. I, I would, looking at this market report, you wouldn't lose me at 23, but anything over 23, I think you'd lose me. But that didn't help you. What are you gonna buy?

[Caller]

Nothing yet. I'm just kind of looking down a little bit. This one working in the oil field for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if your payoff's 26 and I'm 23, you got to write a three grand check to get out of it. Is that in the budget right now?

[Caller]

It could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if it works, then go to give me the vinvin.com and load it up and say we'll put 23 grand in this truck. And here's the pictures and here's the Miles. And we'll get your payoff information. Go pay off your lender, come pick up the car, and you'll have to have a difference check for us.

[Caller]

Sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you call in right now. New year, make, model, Miles. So I have a ticket. Okay. Everybody's being. During the break. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Every ran in.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's police here that are arresting us. They wanted to arrest me. Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody somewhere called the police because you parked your car in a handicaps place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been parking my car in that spot for six years.

[JD Ryan]

I know. So somebody somewhere in this complex obviously called the police on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he knows Russ Martin.

[Mike Turley]

I don't think he would know that you park.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or get one of his people, his tribe.

[Mike Turley]

I think it's some older folk that work here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like blaming him on everything.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Kind of fun to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. City of Fort Worth parking citation.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. The cop would not listen. They were all out there. All the. All your buddies were out there going, dude, the guys come upstairs and meet him. He's handicapped. He is handicapped. I'm sorry, I got a call from. From a citizen that said this car is illegally parked. It does not have a handicap sticker on. Sir, do you have any other questions? All right, good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he was a Robot. He was RoboCop.

[JD Ryan]

RoboCop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say, I'm J.D. ryan? Do you know who I am?

[JD Ryan]

I tried that. And he said, really? You want to take it too, smart ass?

[John Clay Wolf]

I went, no, really, I wanna. I wanna press on you a little bit. Did you use your. You didn't, did you?

[JD Ryan]

Those guys tried to, though. They tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You. You're the police guy. Oh, dude, y' all ran that officer fund for years.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could have fixed it.

[JD Ryan]

I couldn't. He. Here's the deal. He'd already written the ticket. He was leaving when I got out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm J.D. ryan. You remember me?

[JD Ryan]

Officer Carpenter of the Fort Worth Police Department.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm J.D. ryan. Remember me? And I.

[JD Ryan]

And they'll be like, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they would. And we did the Fort Worth officer fund for years.

[JD Ryan]

Many years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah, you could have.

[JD Ryan]

I could have gotten. You think I could have done it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. You know, you got me a cookie for my birthday. This ticket is $155. And you could. That could have been the best gift ever. All you would have had to do is bat your little eyelashes at it.

[Caller]

That would have done it.

[JD Ryan]

I Went out there.

[Mike Turley]

How are you gonna. I guess you don't really have to fight it. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are. Well, I don't have my placard.

[Mike Turley]

Can you just go to the judge and show them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll just have to get a placard.

[Mike Turley]

I meant that's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

That spot's right next to the elevator. It's a short walk, and I'm not the best walker in the world, and. Yeah, that's right.

[JD Ryan]

So who would. Who in this. No, you don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not? Why do I not want to? I do want to call him.

[JD Ryan]

He wouldn't put his phone number on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do want to call him.

[Mike Turley]

No, it's gonna say why they put their phone number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ticket.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we're not on it, are we? We're not in Dallas anymore. Some. I was going to say, we say Officer Carpenter of the Fort Worth Police Department. Somebody will know him and somebody will call you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's his number.

[Bobbo Babo]

Did you notice what was really going on, though, J.D. what officer had a trainee with him?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he did, didn't he? Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, bad service at the restaurant.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, he's showing off for this guy. And they were kind of making eyes at each other.

[JD Ryan]

We're not going to back down. Oh, you noticed his little. But, yeah, his little buddy, Bob and Jack. He was doing the. You notice his buddy? He was doing the Superman pose with hands on the hips, like, we're here now, citizen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, was it real serious?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he was like, oh, yeah, they were very serious.

[Mike Turley]

Well, it wasn't one of their buyers yelling. Not kind of yelling at the cop, telling him, hey, look, he's in the studio. He cannot walk. He is crippled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can walk.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not coming up there, but I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I would have put on it. I'm sure. Todd over.

[Mike Turley]

Yes, that's what I'm saying. I think this is Todd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear Todd now.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd run in here, lay down on the girl around and slur your words.

[Mike Turley]

We're gonna drag you out there, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the armless legless man you are.

[JD Ryan]

But you have a right to park in the handicapped spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just someone. You know, I'm in and out of cars all the time. I haven't had a placard, dude, for. Gosh, I got hurt 11 years ago. I haven't had one for 10 years. I lost it immediately. That's the first handicap ticket I've had in 10 years.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo Babo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Chris. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spring, Texas. We go down there every single day. Actually have a location to load all the cars at. What is it, Westheimer Road? No, no, it's not Westheimer. What's the name of the road that the transport lot's off of anyway? Doesn't matter. Spring. Yeah, it's spring. A 14F 250 4x4 King Ranch. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof, but it does have navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

55, 000 miles on a 14. Is it upper 30s? Is that the money on it? Right at 40?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take? 38.5 for it?

[Caller]

38.5? I was looking for at least 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look it up then. Hang on a second. Let me, let me, let me get validation. I know I'm good at 38. 5. I bought a bunch of these. Let me, let me look at a market report. 14 King Ranch. Four wheel drive, crew cab, no roof, 50s on the miles. See, here's one that. It's a long bed. So is it F350 or an F250?

[Caller]

It's an F250 with a long bed. So it has the 35 gallon tank on it. Has a headache rack in the back, bed liner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, miles are 50, brand new all.

[Caller]

Terrain tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here is a 46,000 mile one that sold last week. Same car for 37. 4. Here's a 43,000 mile one that sold in San Antonio two weeks ago or in middle of July at the Manheim auction. San Antonio Ferrari 40,100. And yours has 55,000 miles on it. Yes, sir, I'm solid at 38. 5. Go to givemetheven.com load it up, let's look at some pictures and see if I think I can squeak a little more out of it.

[Caller]

All right, sounds good. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right on there. I will take 40. 40 will buy the truck. Because when you do that, then the buyers come into me and put me in a headlock and really push on me to do it. And that gets deals done. Thanks, Ryan. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, besides the fact I just got a ticket from the cops, everything's great on the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a 16 Lexus RC350. Where are you calling from? Houston. You know what's weird is, you know, we're on two stations in Houston ironically, and the listenership Is. Did you even know we're on the buzz in Houston?

[Caller]

No, I just. Listen. The old 97.

[John Clay Wolf]

5, it's like night and day, two different tribes. It really is. There's no crossover. It's funny. It's fine. 16 RC, RSRS, RC350. Is it all wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. There's no market pricing on this one. Hang on, let me look at a 15. Why are you selling it?

[Caller]

My wife doesn't like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She thinks you're looking too sexy in it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's the same money as that King ranch truck. Let me look at this real quick. It's a 16. It's not going to have it in there. It's a 38 to 40 rig. 39 grand is what I'm thinking. What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'm trying to remember what the payout is, but I was hoping around mid, mid-40s. That might have been a little too high.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's full.

[Uncle Roy]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Full blown retail. Lexus store, you know, full warranty, financing, all the things. I'm a. I'm a go ahead. If you'll take low 40s for it, put it in the website and I'll take a look at it. Because I. I'm looking at a market report on a 15. There's no body style difference between the 15 and 16, is there?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if 15's worth 37 plus three grand for the next year up, I think 40 is right. But the sport package might add a little bit. So if you'll take low 40s for it, loaded into givemetheven.com, put on there what you'll take for it. I can't give 45. I might be able to give 41 or 42. And if that'll work, go to the website and load it up and we'll try to buy it.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Givemetheven.com Sing it, Bob. It's so easy. You can. Jack and Bob. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Mike Turley]

Babo's sleepy over there. Come on, wake up.

[Bobbo Babo]

Been a long 20 hours or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

For old Uncle Bob. O kids.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't sleep all right last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be all right.

[JD Ryan]

The latest. We were talking about the. Is it Kaepernick? How do you pronounce his name?

[Mike Turley]

Kaepernick.

[Bobbo Babo]

Kaepernick. I don't even care.

[JD Ryan]

Santa Clara police union has now reportedly sent a letter to the 49ers stating that officers may not work their opening game because of this little thing with. With what's his face. You see the socks he wore? Just as a way to rub it in, he wore socks that depicted police officers as pigs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was odd.

[JD Ryan]

It was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Castro shirt.

[JD Ryan]

He's wearing a shirt with Castro. You're talking about oppression.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like old boy just needs his ass whipped.

[JD Ryan]

He does. That's what all the social media says. Dude, just shut up. Just. What are you doing?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but is.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

I just don't get it because I'm not a black guy, so I don't know what the hell he's oppressed about. I don't know. I'm a white guy.

[JD Ryan]

Million dollars a year. He's not oppressed. He was raised by a white couple.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but who makes a white person say that? They know what the black. What a black man's thinking and what he should think.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is his issue? Does anyone know?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he's.

[JD Ryan]

He's not going to. He doesn't want to stand for the Star Spangled Banner because. Michael, you can finish it. Because he's. America oppressed black people.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Right now they're. Honor the unjust and treating. Treating African Americans wrong. I can't. I don't know. I'm a white guy, so I can't argue about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, there's enough evidence though of that occurring in the past 100 years of our culture.

[JD Ryan]

Not the point. Not really the point.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, I don't agree with.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he really wants to get serious, he should go without underwear or. Or clothing because cotton. And boycott the cotton companies because that's who made all the slaves.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know what he's wearing, but he is donating a million dollars to some of the causes. So he's put. I mean, he's. He's losing money, so he's putting. Where money where? His mouth?

[Bobbo Babo]

You don't protest this issue by disrespecting the nation or its flag. He's going about it all wrong. But he's got a point.

[Mike Turley]

The national anthem is actually pretty racist if you really look at the first. 1812. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so can you see?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, read the third stanza.

[Caller]

Go.

[Mike Turley]

You just Google it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stands to listen to George.

[Mike Turley]

It's actually pretty racist. But no one. No one uses that stanza.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, nobody sings it.

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in 18.

[Mike Turley]

1812 or 1814, when they actually made the national anthem.

[Bobbo Babo]

I want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that, you know, I'm gonna say that the country was kind of racist back in 1812.

[Mike Turley]

Kind of racist? Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

It wasn't made official to 1930. So, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, hang on while you're doing that. And I know we're running out of time before we got to get a break, but I want to take this. A 13 Camaro Z ZL1 with 13. What color is it, Greg?

[Caller]

Black.

[Bobbo Babo]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong? What's wrong with it? Nothing.

[Caller]

Nothing's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Good car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you buy it? New or used?

[Caller]

Bought it used.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

About nine months.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove one of these on a track up in between Dallas and Houston called something autosports ranch. And this thing will run. Dude, they're awesome. And that steering wheel that's all foamy, like a race car. I liked it.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a convertible ZL1. A 13 with 13. That's black. A 13 with automatic. So one. So. So 8,000. An 8,000. An 8,000 mile one sold in Chicago for 36. 8. A 9,000 mile one sold in Milwaukee for 36. 6. A 30,000 mile one sold in Pittsburgh for 34. 7. How much is your car?

[Caller]

I was looking probably 39.

[John Clay Wolf]

39 will buy it. I think that's a retail number, but I get damn close to retail sometimes. It's black. It's black. It's black. I'm thinking out loud. If I offered you 38 grand and had a check in hand, would you let me leave?

[Caller]

No, probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I think we can make a deal, because I think I'll go that high. I don't think I will. Screw it. I mean, why. Why am I so ballsy in the language? And then here I'm like, yeah, I'll give you 30. And I bought. I bought the damn car. I own it. Now what are we gonna do? You got a title or you gotta pay off? Do you have a title?

[Caller]

No, I definitely. Yeah, I gotta pay off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll pay the deal off. What's the difference? You owe me money or do I owe you at 38?

[Caller]

No, you owe me money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then I'll pay you money and go to givemetheven.com. say, Wolf bought my car for 38 grand. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN, and then they'll get. They'll wrap it up. Since they're off Monday, it'll probably be Wednesday before we can get there and pick it up. There's one other question I had for you. It's got to have a clean carfax. No accident history.

[Caller]

That's not a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then we're good. We're solid. You're done. Happy Labor Day. You just got. You. You just got a. You just got a monkey off your back. Ain't making no more payments. You got a check coming, and I got a car. And I hope I make money with it. But if I lose, it ain't your fault.

[Caller]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, later. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We are breaking. My name is John Claywolf. His name's J.D. ryan. His name's Bob O. And Michael Turley on the faders. We will be back uno momento, por favor. And we're going to catch up with this Oklahoma game while we're on break.

[Bobbo Babo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is this? I like it, though.

[Mike Turley]

Came in a little hot. Excuse me. This is the turnpike troubadours. I've heard of them, the bird hunters. It's for all those dove hunters out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, it is, isn't it? This is where I need to be.

[JD Ryan]

The end of your birthday week, you can do whatever you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

All my friends went. Why didn't I go? Did you go Thursday?

[JD Ryan]

Radio I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been. Have you?

[Bobbo Babo]

You didn't go Thursday?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't.

[Bobbo Babo]

Official Dick Cheney day, and you didn't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not gone yet.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you gone?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, I. I quit bird hunting when I was like 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me too. It's fun.

[Bobbo Babo]

It was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you quit bird hunting?

[JD Ryan]

You don't shoot things that live Anymore. You don't kill things.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no. I'll shoot a deer. I'll shoot three if I got enough tags, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you do with that deer?

[Bobbo Babo]

Take him to the processor and make jerky and steaks and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that jerky. Expensive. I mean, hot dollar.

[Bobbo Babo]

But if you'll get it made into the steaks, your grandma can make it into jerky like mine used to. We'll never have that jerky again now that she's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So are we still on in Oklahoma?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, never mind.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let's talk about that.

[JD Ryan]

They're still having aftershocks after the earthquake this morning.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Well, maybe Oklahoma's finally gonna fall off the map.

[JD Ryan]

705 this morning. There's a 5.6 earthquake in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of. Okay, what's the score update?

[Mike Turley]

It's 10 6, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so in a minute ago, it was 7 to 3. Is that right? Y. So they're holding Houston to field goals. That's not a good sign.

[JD Ryan]

All right, do you want the third verse of the Star Spangled Banner or do you care? We done with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I want to hear it.

[JD Ryan]

Here's the third verse. Nobody ever sings. I'll just. I'll. I'll read the second half of the first part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to sing it or you sing?

[JD Ryan]

No, I'm not going to sing it.

[Mike Turley]

Come on.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know what. Where this picks up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba's a good singer.

[JD Ryan]

No refuge could save the hireling and slave. No refuge could. That's the only word, slave, that's in the whole thing. No refuge could save the hireling and slave from the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave.

[Bobbo Babo]

From the terror.

[JD Ryan]

In other words, they couldn't hide anywhere. They couldn't get away. It says the hireling enslaved couldn't hide until the government. Until the US Star Spangled Banner in triumph doth wave or the land of the free and the home of the brave. Sounds to me like we rescued them.

[Mike Turley]

From being taken from the British.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we did.

[JD Ryan]

No, that British. British didn't bring them here. We brought them here.

[Mike Turley]

Over there, trying to take our slaves.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's not why the British.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they?

[Mike Turley]

That's why they don't use anymore.

[Bobbo Babo]

Because of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a gin scorecard.

[JD Ryan]

They brought them over and their own people captured them there and brought them over from the West.

[Mike Turley]

I don't like being reminded about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul Harvey knows all about this stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Because he was alive when it happened.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I know he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know all about it. What's your take on Colin Kaepernick?

[Bobbo Babo]

I was a slave myself for 40 years to the Mutual Broadcasting Network.

[JD Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of, it's time for a Donald to give us. Not Donald, for Paul Harvey to get us a little update on Trump's visit to Mexico. To Mexico. To Mexico.

[Bobbo Babo]

Hello, Americans. Time for news. US Presidential candidate Donald Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto to flesh out terms of the notorious wall on the border between the two countries that Trump has always promised that Mexico is going to pay for. Surprisingly, NATO voiced approval of the overall plan with only one caveat. As opposed to an east west path on the Texas side of the Rio Grande, the Mexican president proposed that the new wall would run generally north to south from Wichita Falls, Texas to Tapachula at the southern tip of the North American continent. According to Trump campaign representatives, the new border location would serve not only as a great comfort to residents of Mexico City who will finally. It'll also provide much relief to citizens of San Antonio who have always existed, both in spite and in fear of the perceived wickedness of what they've deemed the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, the city of Houston, in exchange for his stated willingness to agree to pay 100% of the cost of the new barrier. Pending said changes, Trump has given his new Mexican counterpart the endearing nickname of Greasy Ricky. He also treated his new best friend to lunch at Taco Bueno, where Pena Nieto vowed that he'd gladly pay Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tuesday.

[Bobbo Babo]

For a beef muchacco today.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that's funny.

[Bobbo Babo]

Paul. Harvey, you're good, buddy.

[JD Ryan]

Good day, Miss.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to redo that next week. That's funny. A beef food. Choco and Greasy Ricky.

[Bobbo Babo]

Greasy Ricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. Thanks, Paul. Bye bye. We're gone by.

[Uncle Roy]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over by his some Bibles or go back down the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lane and buy you whatever you want.