#63 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #63

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: Each week, John Clay Wolfe and the crew broadcast a freewheeling live radio show where they buy cars on air (via GiveMeTheVIN.com), debate everything from sports and music to wild news, sex and culture. With a loose, unfiltered style, they invite listeners to call in and get their cars appraised, while riffing on anything from Oklahoma jokes to classic rock to bizarre headlines.

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Overview & Main Theme

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a classic blend of live car buying shenanigans, rowdy banter, automotive advice, regional rivalries, offbeat news, sports talk, classic rock tributes, and the program's trademark irreverent humor. The main segments focus on live car appraisals and negotiations, with recurring sidebars about weird news, sports updates, listener stories, and satirical character cameos.

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Episode Structure & Highlights

1. New Markets, New Listeners, and Oklahoma Antics

Timestamps: 00:35 – 04:55

• Market Expansion: John greets new listeners as the show moves from “the Eagle” to new station 92.5, touting his longevity and independence (“We don’t like Russ Martin!”).
• Oklahoma Feud: The show pokes fun at Oklahoma, riffing about odd state marriage laws, with JD sharing the real (and wild) news of an Oklahoma woman who first married her son, then her daughter.
  Quote:
  • "Even if you don't have relations, it's still considered incest in Oklahoma, if you marry your daughter." (JD, 03:03)
• Listener Drama: John relays emails from unhappy listeners (“You just lost a listener”) — then immediately balances it with others who say, “You just gained a listener.”

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2. Car Buying Live – The Edmund Oklahoma Call

Timestamps: 05:16 – 13:39

• A Listener’s Fury: John reads a vitriolic email from James Dilley, who’s irate about a “lowball” offer on his 2011 F-250 (“Do you know anything about these trucks?... dumbass”) and threatens to get John pulled off Oklahoma radio.
• Phone Call Showdown: They call James. John explains why the offer came in low (no photos, bad Carfax). James insists his truck is “worth $40,000”, boasting about $3,000 rims and various upgrades. Quotes:
  • “I would not sell you a stick of gum after seeing your true self.” (James, reading the email, 07:22)
  • “You’re not very fun, I thought we were gonna get to fight!” (John, 09:35)
  • “I’m talking to a dying man! Had a slight heart attack this morning...” (James, 10:32)
• Resolution: John cools things down, apologizes for the low sight-unseen offer, but reiterates: “We should have sent you a range… But you still would’ve been mad, because you want $35k, and that’s cool.”
• Crew Comments: After the call, Wolf and crew riff on what a “slight heart attack” is—mixing sarcasm and sympathy.

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3. Classic Segment – Live Car Bids from Callers

Timestamps: 13:51 – 28:15 (and recurring throughout)

• Cars, Cars, Cars: Listeners call in with vehicle details; John banters and rapidly appraises.
  • 2015 Toyota Highlander (“Does $30k buy your Toyota?”)
  • 2015 Escalade (“It’s a $60k truck. I’ll give you $61,000. If that buys it, let’s do it today.”)
  • Honda Accord, F-150s, Ram trucks, older Camrys, and more.
• Transparency: John often checks auction MMR (Manheim Market Report) live, explains his math, and always asks: “Does that buy it?”
• Guarantee: He flaunts the “Beat CarMax or I send you $100 check” offer:
  • “If I don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll mail you $100.”

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4. Local Crime & Shenanigans

Timestamps: 19:00 – 22:05

• Early Morning Intrigue: Crew member Turley tells of police bursting in while he’s in the studio bathroom—after a recent break-in.
  Quote:
  • “Can you imagine walking into an office building at five in the morning, go in the bathroom quietly dropping trow, and then an officer starts ramming your door with a flashlight?” (John)
• Metroplex Complaints: J.D. and the team gripe about DFW traffic, construction on I-35, and car trouble stories.

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5. Classic Rock & Sports Riffs

Timestamps: 29:40 – 40:00, 70:03+

• Music Chats: The team debates Billy Squier (“That video ruined his career!”), The Cars, and Steely Dan (“This is my favorite Steely Dan song!”).
• Sports Talk:
  • Preview: TCU vs. Arkansas (TCU -7.5 favorites).
  • College football upsets, team breakdowns, Cowboys/Giants preview, Colin Kaepernick and national anthem protests (“He lost his endorsement deal...”).
  • Encouraging Eagles fans to call in and “scream” (51:05).

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6. News & Pop Culture Oddities

Timestamps: 32:46 – 36:45, 44:52+

• 911 Memorial Fails: Discussing tone-deaf “Twin Tower” sales at Walmart/mattress store.
• Mattress Store Antics: Riffing on insanity of mattress store marketing (“Never known a more enthusiastic bunch of cocaine users in my life!” – Bobo, 34:47).
• Tech Talk: Galaxy Note 7 fire/explosion recall; Tesla’s exploding rockets; the iPhone’s missing headphone jack complaints.

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7. Character Bits & Satirical Skits

Timestamps: 36:45 – 67:15 and elsewhere

• Paul Harvey Parody: A spoof “news” update about Trump and the Mexico border.
• Tony Romo’s Dad Segment: A recurring bit, “Tony Romo’s dad” appears (63:05), delivering intentionally absurd backstories (“He learned how to throw by tossing small farm animals…”), and pitching products mid-sketch.
• Impersonations: Various impressions (Casey Kasem, Jerry Jones, “reverend” debates about Job and the blue neon clock, and a cussing chipmunk named Rusty).

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8. Listener Stories & Wild Anecdotes

Timestamps: 88:32 – 94:45

• Babysitter Scandals: J.D. confesses to a (legal) “babysitter” affair; John tells the wilder story of a rich friend’s failed tryst with a nanny, ending in a $10k hush check.
• Open-Phones Mayhem: Callers sometimes don’t even know what model car they’re selling, leading to much mockery.
• “You Just Lost a Listener”: Reading real and satirical complaint emails, showing the split between haters and die-hard fans.

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9. Market Talk and Insider Car Biz Knowledge

Timestamps: Throughout – especially 98:58 – 118:06

• How They Value Cars: John explains why high-miles cars or those from “rougher” states (like Louisiana) get discounted, how flood cars are handled, and why Carmax “Kelly Blue Balls” always overpromises.
• Heavy Hitter Wholesaling: Describes moving cars regionally for best prices—exotics to Pennsylvania, pickup trucks in Dallas, and so on.
• Biggest Buy of the Week: A $100,000 Audi RS7; explains auction strategy and why sometimes he simply sends people a $100 if Carmax actually beats his bid.

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10. Political Sidebar

Timestamps: 135:33 – 137:11

• Election Chatter: The crew speculates on Trump vs. Hillary (mid-2016 election reference), questions polling, and pokes fun at media bias.

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11. Offbeat News & Finale

Timestamps: 156:14 – End

• North Korea as Comedy: Kim Jong-un bans sarcasm; US comparison – “That’s not a communist, I’m not a communist.”
• Tim Tebow Goes Baseball: Joked as “the next Kenny Powers.”
• Flying Burritos: Chipotle testing drone delivery at Virginia Tech, which blows the stoner minds of the crew.
• Movie Plug: “Sully” (the story of the Miracle on the Hudson), recommended by JD as an example of an unexpectedly emotional film (“The audience applauded at the end”).

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Tone and Style

• Loose, irreverent, and full of good-natured jabs: John and the team constantly riff, roast each other and the callers, run with the wild tangents, and integrate their real expertise in auto sales and car buying.
• Listener interactivity: Most segments are centered on unscripted calls, wild stories, and honest negotiation.
• Radio authenticity: Frequent playful references to radio entrepreneurship, signal updates, running gags, and clear affection for their core audience.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I would not sell you a stick of gum after seeing your true self.” (James Dilley, 07:22)
• “Even if you don’t have relations, it is still considered incest in Oklahoma if you marry your daughter.” (JD, 03:03)
• “If I don’t beat your CarMax offer, I’ll send you a hundred-dollar check.” (John, multiple)
• “He learned to throw by tossing small farm animals…” (Tony Romo’s Dad, 63:21)
• “When I go to Babe’s Chicken House and eat their salad, the vinegar throws me weird and I start choking... Might be a slight heart attack.” (John, 13:24)
• “Kelly Blue Book? I call it Kelly Blueballs because she’ll always leave you hanging.” (John, 55:00)
• “Mattress store owners... the most enthusiastic bunch of cocaine users in my life.” (Bobo, 34:46)
• “Jesus didn’t turn water into Mountain Dew.” (Bobo/Bobbo, 48:44)
• “I hate that chipmunk.” (Bobbo, 150:46)
• “You just lost a listener!” (Recurring complaint read aloud, multiple times)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Time (MM:SS) | |-------------------------------------------|-------------------| | Welcome, new markets; Oklahoma riff | 00:35 – 04:55 | | Edmund, OK angry caller showdown | 05:16 – 13:39 | | Car buying call-ins & appraisals | 13:51 – 28:15, recurring throughout | | Early-morning police scare | 19:00 – 22:05 | | Music/Sports banter | 29:40 – 40:00 | | Mattress store 9/11 controversy | 32:46 – 36:45 | | News/Tech (Note 7, Tesla, iPhone) | 44:52 – 45:12 | | Paul Harvey/Trump parody | 36:45 – 39:00 | | Tony Romo’s Dad, other character bits | 63:05 – 67:00+ | | Babysitter/nanny stories | 88:32 – 94:45 | | Blue Neon Clock (Minister rant) | 129:04 – 132:28 | | “You Just Lost a Listener” emails | 150:51 – 152:12 | | North Korea’s sarcasm ban, drone burritos | 156:14 – 159:47 | | Final call to action, show close | 160:53 – End |

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BOTTOM LINE:
This episode is a perfect sampler of the John Clay Wolfe Show’s wild energy: no-holds-barred car trades, real human drama from callers, regional jokes, wild news, crew confessions, and a rolling parade of characters. For the car-curious (and the car-uninitiated), it’s an unfiltered and hilarious window into the car wholesale biz and blue-collar American radio culture—with the bonus of satire, parody, and off-color stories you’d never hear on the dealership floor.

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For First-Time Listeners:
Expect rapidfire phone calls, tall tales, a whiff of chaos, and sharp car prices—delivered with humor and the occasional scandalous anecdote. If you’re selling a car, this is the most entertaining way to get an honest bid—just don’t be surprised if your call turns into great radio.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John.

[B]

The roads are wet out there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's dangerous. The women have boobs and they'll draw you in.

[D]

What?

[E]

Boy, I'll tell you what.

[B]

Papo.

[C]

What happened? Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Green Valley race.

[B]

I like that. The Green Valley Raceway, Kennedale Race Park. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is our calling number. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J. Ryan. J.D. ryan. Morning, Babo.

[E]

Say what it be like, baby.

[B]

Turley. Yo. My name is John. John Clay Wolf show. We buy cars. We're normal. We'll be here for hours. But one weird button we have is you can call in and we'll buy your car. Yes, we'll buy your car. Should we. Some people like it, some people don't.

[C]

Who doesn't?

[B]

There was some guy in Oklahoma that didn't.

[C]

Didn't like what?

[B]

Didn't like me. Didn't like his bid. Oh.

[C]

Didn't like the car. Okay. I like the show.

[B]

He was real. Yeah.

[C]

Do you like one of those a week? Just gonna. Just so. He cannot be pleased. I mean, you see him in the store all the time.

[B]

This son of a. I think.

[C]

Here we go.

[B]

I mean, it's kind of getting me torqued up. I think we might need to call this guy somebody. He wrote me yesterday to start talking smack. The old how big of a boy are you? Stuff.

[C]

Oh, no. Why would somebody. Why in the world.

[B]

Because he's from Oklahoma. Yeah. And Houston beat Oklahoma real bad.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

That's a problem.

[C]

Speaking of that, I have an Oklahoma story we'll read.

[B]

Give the Oklahoma jokes. Any of those weird Oklahoma laws?

[C]

No, I can find some more, but this is funny. It's Oklahoma.

[B]

I'll just.

[C]

I'll tell you this.

[B]

Well, I had that. You lost. Yeah, go ahead.

[C]

Oklahoma City. A woman and her daughter are facing charges after authorities learned the pair was legally married in Oklahoma this year. This is the same mother that married her son a few years ago.

[B]

Is that true?

[C]

This is a true story. Yes, it is. The motivation behind the March Marriage was unclear. 43 year old Patricia Ann Spann and her daughter. Here's the daughter's name. You ready? Does this sound like a stripper? Misty Velvet Dawn Spann.

[B]

Misty Velvet Dawn. Misty Velvet Dawn. Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Anyway. But even if you don't have relations, it is still considered incest in Oklahoma, if you're married, if you marry your daughter, she married her son before that. Why is she.

[B]

But with the judge or the JP or.

[C]

Who would that. Who knows how they got away with it.

[E]

Well, see, that's why in Texas we always have that old adage, you don't hear very much anymore. But oh, what happened? Oh, they ran off to Oklahoma and got married. Oh, Oklahoma used to be, marriage wise, the Las Vegas of the Midwest. Yeah. Because you don't have to have a license, you have to have any kind of tests. Or back in the day you can just go wake up a JP at his house at midnight or maybe one on a Saturday night, we all get married to this young girl here.

[B]

We're gonna do that. You just lost a listener.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Bit later, around 9 or 10 o'. Clock.

[C]

Did we have more this week?

[B]

Yes. Oh yeah, but we have. We got a lot of. You just gained a listener.

[C]

Oh really?

[B]

From you just lost a listener?

[C]

That's funny.

[B]

Yeah. People send notes to the program directors on our network and bitching about this and that. Most of it's the talent from the other shows and they just create fake emails and they send them to the program director to try to get us removed.

[C]

Why do they care on Saturdays? I don't know.

[B]

It's just happened because it shows how.

[C]

Weak their shows are.

[B]

It's been going on for years. But anyway, especially in Wichita Falls. 800. 800-7234 is the calling number. But anyway, this guy writes in. Can we call him?

[D]

Do you want to do this now?

[B]

Yeah, I want to call him now. We may replay it later. We'll record the call to him.

[C]

Remember now it's 8 11. I don't give a damn. Central zone. Some people aren't awake.

[B]

Anyway, we've got a new audience here that we did not have and I'm probably confusing the hell out everyone. 92.5. Good morning. Yes, my name is John Clay Wolf. Yes, we're on your radio and yes, we've been on the Eagle for years. And we moved over here because we don't like Russ Martin.

[C]

No, it's not easy. Not at all.

[B]

Not at all. Try to get away from J.D. i tried to shake. I shook right, then shook left and tried to go to the. Go to 925 and leave J.D. i'm a hanger on her buddy hung.

[C]

On from way back.

[E]

I won't give my 45. Shoot that John Clay Wolf down. I took my J.D. i took my J.

[B]

This guy give me the VIN dot com. You go. And you put your VIN number in. You put your pictures in. We bid your car.

[C]

Right.

[B]

If you don't send pictures, we immediately write back, please get us some pictures so we can bid your car.

[C]

See what you're buying.

[B]

This guy wouldn't do it.

[C]

Wouldn't send you pictures.

[B]

No. But on his carfax. On his carfax report, it showed a wreck with a blown airbag.

[C]

Oh, that's why we send you pictures.

[B]

Okay, well, then in on auto check, it also showed that. So what we should have done is sent a range 24 to 29. We don't know.

[C]

Yeah, but we.

[B]

It was the end of the day and managers fired off 25 grand, which is a little low. It's low, but all we knew is what we were seeing, and we had no pictures. So he just blows up and starts writing these hellacious emails and calling us all communists and we're mean and. And then he wrote this. Here's a note I got from him last night.

[C]

Last night.

[B]

Hello, jcw. My name is James Dilley.

[F]

Oh, man.

[B]

I live in Edmond, Oklahoma. I sent you the vint on my 11F250 turbo diesel yesterday. Remember me? You sent an extremely low offer for my truck. I sent you back a nasty note. This sounds like Ricky Bobby.

[C]

It kind of does.

[E]

I was gonna say that.

[B]

Your offer's half price for this truck. Oklahoma. Nasty. You don't call that low ballin'? Do you know anything about these trucks? Look online and see what they're going for, dumbass. Wow.

[C]

Dumbass.

[B]

I'm thinking of starting a website about you. JCW. Lowballer.com. i call. I'm gonna call KRXO in Oklahoma City. The station we're on, the affiliate up there.

[F]

That's right.

[B]

Right. And tell them that they should take you off the air. This sounds like the. This sounds like the. The blessing with rich, with. At Ricky Bobby, whoop your ass over, whip your ass and that stinky leg of chips.

[E]

Dear poor baby krxo.

[B]

Yeah. I would not sell you a stick of gum after seeing your true self.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

The truth is, you're just another sorry ass, lying, cheating, used car salesman. Oh, man, we all know about them, don't we? Mr. Wolf, my name's James Dilly and my phone number's blank, blank, blank. And if you want to speak with me, why don't you come to Edmond? You could try to pick that truck up. Come on, we can meet in person. I try to be nice to people. Some people are just a holes yeah, and you deserve to be cussed out, don't you agree? Where is your office? I may just come see you.

[C]

Oh, that's a threat. That's actually.

[B]

Y' all have him on the phone.

[E]

That's not a threat.

[B]

Y' all have him on the phone.

[D]

He's ready.

[B]

All right, let's take him.

[F]

Yes, Dan.

[B]

Hey, Danny, it's John Wolf.

[F]

Good morning, John.

[B]

Good morning.

[F]

Well, can I do for you?

[B]

Did you get all your cussing out? Yeah, man, this truck. I read your notes, obviously, and I looked through our thing and I already told you that I felt like we hit it light, but you did not send us pictures. And the car has. The car has a bad carfax and auto check. It's got a wreck on the history. We don't know if it's lifted. We don't know if it's custom. All we know is it was an accident and that it's got 90,000 miles on 11. But I still think we hit it light at 25. But to say we hit it at half price is insane.

[F]

John, if you had this truck sitting on your lot, I don't have a lot of. Well, whatever then. If you had this truck and you had a lot and you had this truck sitting on your lot, I promise you, you would ask 40 grand.

[B]

Well, I bought the same truck in Oklahoma for 37,000. 37,200 with 24,000 miles on it yesterday. We're picking it up today.

[F]

Was it stock?

[B]

Yeah. Is yours not?

[F]

No, man. My truck has BMF rims and brand new tires that cost 300,000,000 bucks a piece. I've got hot and cold seats. They're leather, cameo camo color. I got moon roof. I got backup camera. I've got a topper on it that I paid roughly eighteen hundred dollars for. The bed has been lined with that. What do you call it, that black gator stuff or whatever you call it.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

You know, to keep your bed liner from scratching all up.

[B]

Well, you're not very fun. I thought we were gonna get to fight. God damn it. You're threatening to come down here, whip my ass, and I'm a sorry, no good count mother from Texas. You're just pissed off about that OU game. I don't live in Houston, dude. I live in Dallas.

[F]

I don't have football and I don't care about football. But it's just that you insulted me, man.

[B]

I stand in auction lanes three days a week. Yeah, this buying from the public stuff is a very small portion of my Business. My biggest flow is auction to auction, buy and sell a couple hundred cars a week. I know exactly what these are worth. And you're wrong. And I was wrong. But have but the, the real money on this truck, the way you're describing, it's 29 to 30 grand. And I understand what you're saying, but just to dog cuss me and tell me that I'm just blah blah blah blah, when I was last night I wrote you note a nice one. Said, man, I just want to see pictures. And you want to call the radio station and get me thrown off the air is what you said.

[F]

Well, dude, let me tell you, I'm a retired right away agent. I've dealt with the public all of my life. And people say one thing and then, you know, I listen to you every Saturday morning on the radio station. I said, well, this dude's pretty cool, you know, I'll give him a try. I tell you what though, John, this, this truck is not for sale. Now I'm taking it back off the market. This is just not worth the headache and hassle I've got. I'm a guy. You're talking to a dying man. I've got one foot in the grave already and I just had a slight heart attack this morning. I'm just now getting over it. I've been in the emergency room twice in the last few months.

[B]

But I'm not trying to upset you.

[F]

What I'm trying to tell you, man, I don't know how old you are and where you grew up, but people, you know, when it comes to used car salesman, you know, just can't trust them. But I hear you. You and I, we're not getting anywhere. And then like I say, the truck is not for sale. Now I'm taking it back off the market. It's just, it ain't worth the hassle.

[B]

I hear you. I'm not a used car salesman, I'm a trader. I buy and I don't sell cars to the public. People want to buy them from me all the time. I say no because that's not what I do. I understand your opinion is different, but it's all good. I mean, you know, it's just another. It's meddling money to me. Like I said, and I hear you. We did hit it too light and I got on my manager's butt about it. I said, don't be sending off offers if you don't have pictures because you don't know how pretty it may look. He said, well, I just backed it up because of the bad carfax. I was like, yeah, but it may be prettier than what you're thinking. It's just gonna piss him off. And it pissed. And I'm sorry. We should have sent you a range from 25 to 30. That's what we should have done. But you still would have been mad because you want 35, and that's cool. So if, if things change, we'll be here. You know the website. We'll be there Saturday morning.

[F]

Well, I was like, I listened to you on Saturday morning. I thought, well, you know, for a used car salesman, this dude sounds pretty.

[B]

Legit, you know, because I'm not a used car salesman. Oh, it's. Have fun. I got a boogie, I got a buggy. See you, man. Hey. I said get out of my house. That goes for suckers and rectarge. Now get up off your asses and go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, this guy.

[C]

Oh, my God. I have a heart attack. I got one foot in the grave.

[B]

I'm dying.

[C]

I'm a victim.

[E]

Hey, he had a slight heart attack this morning.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

What is a slight heart attack?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

I think I had one of those the other day.

[C]

It's like, I'm not a victim.

[B]

Leave me alone.

[E]

Now that I know there is such a thing.

[C]

You about to kill me with this thing.

[E]

I ate some pepperoni pizza too fast.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And like, why choke?

[B]

When I go to Babes Chicken House and I eat their salad, the vinegar throws me weird and I start choking.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And I have to go in the bathroom and throw up.

[E]

It could be a slight heart attack.

[B]

I think it's a slight heart attack.

[E]

Slight heart.

[C]

One foot in the grave.

[D]

I think that slight heart attack was him just crawfish and backing up.

[B]

Yeah, well, he was just hiding behind the computer and cussing people. And then we just called him and anyway, it's, it's. All this business is entertaining. Matt, good morning. You're on the air. Do you want to argue? No, sir.

[F]

I'm just laughing at that cat that was just on the phone.

[B]

How is your health? Before we discuss this.

[C]

I just got.

[F]

A brand new house in Crosby, Texas.

[B]

Okay, but you do, you're not. I mean, no matter what I say, I, I. There's no chance of throwing you into a stroke, correct?

[F]

No, man, I'm all good. 100 healthy.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

You got a 16 car dealership. I'm a sales manager at a car dealership. I have a small heart attack. Slight Heart attack every day.

[B]

What? What? What? What? What car dealership?

[F]

I work at a Ford dealership out in Cleveland.

[B]

Oh, you're in Houston. Cool. Okay, so you've got a 16F150 with 2500 miles. Well, you know these better than I do. I mean, hell, you deal with them every day. Is this your demo?

[F]

No, man, I just. I bought it. And I watched the guy, my sales manager, approved or appraised the one the other day for 23 grand. It was a 15 and had 40,000 miles, and it was almost decked out like mine was. But I've got 20s and a screen and nav.

[B]

And is it two wheel drive crew cab.

[F]

Two wheel drive crew cab. XLT. White on white. It's got the gray 20s on it, loaded out on the inside.

[B]

How many miles?

[F]

25. 66.

[B]

What? Well, you're in the business. You don't need me to bid it. What's it take to buy it? Do you want to sell it?

[F]

Man, I would. I don't know, man. I'd love to see what y' all would offer me for it. I wouldn't mind trading it in there. Well, I wouldn't mind selling it.

[B]

What? What. What's. What's it. What, what? Based off the other one you were talking to. What's it take to buy it? I'm not gonna bid a car dealer's car. You tell me. It's your car.

[F]

I. No, but I own it. Well, I. I paid. I. I get to pay a certain price for it. But I would love to sell it for over that. I mean, it's only at 2500 miles, brand new. It's all clean and all stock.

[B]

It's mid-20s, right? So it's 24 grand. Buy it.

[F]

Huh?

[B]

Just 24 grand. Buy it.

[E]

Hell no.

[F]

24 grand. Don't buy it.

[B]

Well, you. You got MMR, right?

[F]

Yeah. Which is horrible. I don't want to look at it anymore.

[B]

Oh, God.

[F]

I'm hoping that I can sell it for at least, like, 38.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Oh, and you work at a dealership and you're looking at mmr, an average MMR on this car. I'm sitting here looking at it, and you have access to it, too, is 26,700.

[F]

I know, and it hurts.

[B]

So you're calling me and you're wanting.

[F]

Me to give you what I'm hoping you'll give me.38. Man, I would kill for 30 somebody to give me 38 for.

[B]

I mean, you sound stupider than our listeners. And you're in the damn business. Listen to you. Listen to this guy.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[C]

I'm just.

[F]

Hey, I figured I'd give y' all a call. This thing's worth like 22 grand, right?

[E]

All right, there we go.

[B]

Hard time. Go to givemethe vin.com, giveme the vin.com, load it up and we'll buy it.

[F]

22 grand.

[B]

Sure.

[F]

I'll load it up this afternoon.

[B]

Do it right now. I'll give more than 22 grand, actually. Give me the vin.com. give me the vin.Com is where you can put your car on our website. And we have a whole crew of people in the other room below us at this office complex that are bidding cars and sending out appraisals on email to our listeners right now. If you'd like to get a bid from me on the air Right now, call 800-800-RADIO. 8008-0072-3480-0800 RADIO. Give me year. Give. We never did the metallica thing, did we? Give me year, give me miles give me something I desire. Yeah. Give me year, give me miles and condition. Average rough for clean. Call in now. 800-800-Rode. Load the phones up. I'll bid your car. Bids are good for seven days. My name is John clay wolf, and I buy cars on the air. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name's John clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[E]

Givemetheven.com so easy you can do do it in your underwear.

[B]

If there's one thing in the world I hate, it's freaking car dealers and car salesmen that lie, lie, lie. Go to givemetheven.com I fixed it all. I can do this. No hassle. Easy, easy. I'll buy your car online. You don't even have to look at me. You don't have to meet any of us. You shoot your vin number in, we shoot you back an offer letter. If you take the offer, we shoot you the money and we pick up your car. It's all [e-mail]. no hassle, no catch. Smooth, smooth dealing 100% online.

[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO. 1, 800-800 RADIO. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Good morning, J.D.

[C]

Morning, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

So, Charlie, what happened this morning? You said you got a scare. When you got to the studio. What time did you get here?

[D]

I got here. My normal time, five this morning.

[B]

Five o'. Clock. You're here in the studio. Coming in to set up for the show.

[D]

Turn the lights on, do my normal routine. Drop the kids off in the bathroom.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And drop your kids off in the bathroom.

[D]

Yeah, you know, certainly.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Drops kids off.

[D]

So I'm sitting there and then.

[C]

Got it.

[B]

It took me a minute.

[C]

Morning. Constitution.

[B]

I hear Fort Worth Police. Fort Worth Police. Why you had your pants around your ankles and you. The kids. You're hot.

[D]

Okay, I'm. I'm in the bathroom. Hurry up, get out.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Flashlights flashing at me. The lights are on. He's still flashing.

[B]

Was the front door unlocked or locked?

[D]

It was unlocked.

[B]

So they could have just come in.

[D]

They. They did come in.

[B]

Did they?

[D]

Banging on the bathroom door. Literally the ass out of me.

[B]

Oh, it was.

[C]

I was at the time.

[D]

Was that like 5:15 this morning?

[B]

So that is startling.

[D]

Oh, it was very startling.

[B]

So did your sphincter. Sphink up?

[D]

I got out and my pants are just barely. I'm trying to adjust it. And when I try not to reach for anything because I see a flashlight.

[B]

I don't know if he's drawing.

[D]

I don't know what's going on.

[B]

Oh, my God. You think you're gonna get shot, Dude.

[D]

I, like, my heart was racing. It's still racing right now. Just think, he's like, well, we're looking for somebody. They're broke in downstairs. I go, I know. I came in.

[B]

I saw it.

[D]

You guys saw me pull in. There was like three cop cars downstairs. Because we're getting broken into in this building.

[B]

We got. We got. We got broken for last.

[D]

Yes. Thursday here.

[B]

Yes. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[C]

You didn't tell me this.

[B]

Yes, well, I don't tell you everything.

[C]

Well, why not?

[B]

Because I'm closer. We are closer than that. And I was planning on telling you today. Okay, I'm sorry.

[D]

Telling you now.

[B]

Sorry, honey, just. It's not a lie that I didn't tell you. It's just that I hadn't Told you I'm heartbroken.

[D]

So I. I'm telling the police. No, I've been here. This. We had a radio show going on. I'm just getting prepared. He goes, okay, we're just making sure no one's hiding out in the bathroom.

[B]

I'm like, what time do they think the break in was?

[D]

I don't know. I didn't even ask. I told him, look, we. We got broken Thursday. As you can tell, no one's done anything about it because somebody got broken downstairs.

[B]

Oh, he started the Democratic is the place's fault. Yeah, I didn't say that.

[D]

I didn't say that.

[B]

It's still happening, so maybe you need to point that gun at yourself. Yeah, not me. I haven't had anything to drink. Officer Ossifer.

[C]

So we got broken here.

[B]

They brought the door in, and they stole TVs and computers.

[C]

Where? Here in the studio?

[B]

No, next door. Give me the vent. Office.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Golly, you sound like a little squirrel.

[C]

I just want to know, man.

[D]

Okay, so, yeah, I got a scare.

[C]

I'm still packing in case anybody wants to.

[B]

I would be. So I. Could you imagine walking into an office building at five in the morning, go in the bathroom quietly dropping trial, and then a officer starts ramming your door with a flashlight? Yeah, that would be. Did you cry?

[G]

No.

[D]

I was like, my heart was racing. I didn't know what the hell was going on. First I kind of thought maybe Bob was screwing with me, but when I opened the door, I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, I was.

[B]

Bob, what time did you get.

[C]

Touch those pants?

[E]

I ran late this morning. I was like, 5:45.

[B]

Jeez. When you really does the traffic on 35 when you're coming down from Bowie, is it screwy still?

[E]

It's bad.

[B]

It's all the time, 24 hours a.

[C]

Day at 5 in the morning.

[E]

And it's not just one lane. It's one lane off the road. You know, they. They detour you onto the service road and then kind of around a little park.

[B]

The. The area between downtown Fort Worth in 820North is like the worst traffic in the Metroplex.

[E]

What's the worst road construction ever in my lifetime?

[B]

How do they fix it? How do we get it fixed? It's been this way for too long. It's ridiculous.

[E]

I don't know. But I'm driving that old Malibu of love, you know, my 2005 Chevy Malibu, I just crossed 194,000 miles last week.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

And something's going on with. I don't know if it's my alternator again or so. I may have to work on that before I get to go home today.

[B]

Oh, yeah? What are you going to use to fix it?

[E]

You know what? I'll probably need about a quart of Pennzoil. 30 weight. No, no, make it quicker. Stay.

[B]

What?

[E]

And a set of 10 weight ball bearings.

[B]

Oh, ball bearings. He's fletched today. Well, that's good.

[E]

Come on, fellas. It's all ball bearings these days.

[F]

Day.

[B]

Jay, Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Morning. How you doing this morning?

[B]

Where you be coming from? Where you calling us from?

[F]

Wahy wah.

[B]

Home of the Indians. I had a. We had a football game in 1990 and we were playing Waxahachie and got in a big old brawl and I. A coach hit me and I hit him back. Crowley Eagles versus the Waxahachee Camel. No, Indians.

[F]

Indians. And I believe they beat Ennis last night.

[B]

Well, good for them. What have you got, sir?

[F]

I've got a Toyota Highlander 2015 Pearl White Limited, sunroof, six cylinder. Yes.

[B]

Is it a two wheel drive or four? Is it a platinum or just a limited?

[F]

Limited.

[B]

Okay. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. In 33,000 miles, I'm gonna assume it's in clean condition. Does it have a third row seat?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, good.

[F]

And it's got captain seats in the middle.

[B]

Does $30,000 buy your Toyota?

[F]

You're right around it.

[B]

I ain't. I ain't. I ain't far off if I'm off.

[F]

Maybe that. Maybe that 22,000 pickup that was on earlier might happen.

[B]

All right, well, I. I'll buy this car if you'll tell me what it costs.

[F]

Probably. Probably 32.

[B]

If 32 will buy it. I want you to go to givemetheven.com that's my website. And load the VIN number, push two pictures. Say, call John on the radio. He hit me at 30. 32. We'll buy it. Here it is. And after the show, we get off here at noon and I'll walk into the buyer's office and go through the ones that are tagged to me and I will make a decision on it after I look at the pictures. Do you have a. Do you have a payoff?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, who's the payoff with?

[F]

Right off the top of my credit.

[B]

Perfect. That means the title. I can get it quickly so it won't take long. Excellent. All right, give me the vin.com. jay, go to givemetheven.com. congratulations on your Indians Win over the Innis. What were the Innis was the Ennis cotton pickers. What's the. We played in this too. You know, I'm talking about.

[D]

He's the tigers.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bill, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning, John.

[B]

What you got? You sound like Elvis.

[F]

Man.

[B]

Good. Good morning, John. Elvis from Denton. What have you got? Elvis from Denton.

[F]

I have a. I've got a Escalade. What year it is? A 2015.

[B]

Okay, how many?

[F]

12,000 miles.

[B]

What color?

[F]

White.

[B]

White. 2015 new body Escalade. Great miles. White, great color. Does it have the running boards that come up and down?

[F]

Yes, it does.

[B]

Okay. I'm very this premium packs. Lux pack. So it's does have a sunroof, correct?

[F]

It does, yes.

[B]

Average, rougher, clean. Is there anything wrong with it?

[F]

Oh, it's clean.

[B]

I buy these all the time. 20 inch, 2. All right, so it's a 60 grand truck. I'll give 60. 61. 16. Nickel. 61. 61 what? What? Have you had it bit anywhere else?

[F]

Yeah, I did. I had it. Took it to carmax and they bid 60 on it.

[B]

Oh, I'm. I'm so wrong. Yeah, well, okay, 60. So why didn't you sell it to them?

[F]

Well, I'm looking for like 63.

[B]

I can't get you real nice. I can't get you 63 on that year. I will. I will buy that. I bought three of those cars this week. Not exactly like it, but close enough. We buy and sell about 200 cars a week and I'm very tuned into the market. I will give you 61,000 for this truck. If $61,000 will buy this Cadillac. Come get your money or we'll send somebody to your house to pick it up.

[F]

You guys pick it up.

[B]

Sure. Where do you live? Elvis from Denton. Okay, where's the title? Is there a payoff or do you have in your pocket?

[F]

I got it in my pocket.

[B]

He's got some money too. Well then good. I can bring you a check and I'll get the title in the car and we're good. If it's 61 grand, buys it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say, here's the car. John bought it for me on the air for 61,000. What's next? And they'll get right on it. Do you want to do it today?

[F]

Yeah, let's do it today.

[B]

We'll do it today. Thanks, Bill. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800, 723. 4, 800, 800 radio. Who this be?

[F]

Hello?

[B]

Hello? It's you. It's me. Hello, it's me. You called the show, you're on the air. What you want, lady? Hello? Hello? I think I lost her.

[C]

Yeah, scared her away.

[B]

All right, J.D. babo, we've got. This is our short segment. So now we're out of time.

[C]

We're out of time already.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So much to get to.

[B]

We've got a lot to get to. 800-800-723-4. If you want us to buy your car, give us year, make, model, miles. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Uno momento, por favor. I beat CarMax offers to the extent that I will pay you a hundred dollars if I don't beat your CarMax offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy [e-mail]. go to givemetheven.com push your information. We will email you an offer. If you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're going to mail you a hundred dollar check. If you like money, you're crazy not taking up on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand.

[E]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

I like Billy Squire.

[E]

Yeah, Billy Squire is great.

[B]

You're always the other side of it.

[E]

Oh, well, I mean, I guess tired of Billy Squire. On some stations.

[B]

Whatever.

[E]

Some stations play in the dark every day on the dot. 3:40pm do you think he's straight? Billy Squire?

[B]

You know that whole video.

[E]

What is it, the stroke?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. It was the one where he was dancing around on MTV in a hot pink tank top with like lavender sheets. Rock me tonight.

[C]

And you gotta ask him. He's gay.

[B]

No. Yeah, it really messes crib. Look at Wikipedia. It even says it.

[C]

I'm just saying, who dances around like that if you're not. If you're not at least by.

[B]

Come on. Well, that's. That's. It really messed up his rock and roll Persona. I mean, I don't. It didn't hurt Rob Alfred any. No, I mean he went hardcore.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't think being gay should mess up your rock and roll Persona.

[D]

But it.

[B]

But the. Billy Squire claims that pastel colors and dancing around as a feminist on a Video Ruined his whole life. You ruined my life. Ruined my life. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio. I'll take a couple of calls real quick. Allen 09 Journey with 101. If it's a cloth regular one, it's worth 4500. Maybe five. Yeah. Where you from? I'm from Dallas. Yep. Five grand.

[F]

Yeah. Trying to get about 70 for it.

[B]

Run an ad. I'm a five grand buyer. Go to givemetheven.com if you change your mind. Diana 02 Honda with 170. Those are pretty tough. It's like a thousand dollar car.

[F]

Really. But there's just one little problem.

[G]

It needs an engine.

[B]

Oh no. Then it's about 100. That's just not what we do. We don't buy. We'll buy cars that don't run if they have like a lot of value after we fix them. But we don't mess with. Yeah. Running out. It's parts car then it's absolute parts car. Where do you live?

[F]

Fort Worth.

[B]

Cool. Me too. Have a good 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. O2 Ford Super Crew with 170. Sam is at leather, cloth. Say again, is your truck leather or cloth?

[F]

It's leather.

[B]

Average rough or clean?

[F]

Clean.

[B]

It's a hundred and 70,000 mile. O2 so it's kind of iffy. Is it a four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[F]

The four wheel drive.

[B]

Just two grand. 2500. Buy it. I'm sorry, what does two grand to 2500? Buy it. No, what does.

[F]

Say again?

[B]

Dude, can you not hear me?

[C]

What does what?

[F]

Feedback or something.

[B]

Okay, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Givemetheven.com I think I'm a 25003500 buyer. I need to see some pictures. What have you on the news J.D.

[C]

Well let's see here. As we all know, 911 is approaching tomorrow. A lot of people are remembering of course today including folks at Walmart. They had a Coke Diet Coke display. Kind of looked like the twin towers set up. And they said, you know, we will never forget this deal. We got on Coke and the San Antonio mattress store got in trouble. They did a TV commercial. Did you see this lady stands in front, she says you know you can get the king match for the. It's a twin price, it's a twin sale. It's a twin tower sale and she has two guys standing behind her and she Knocks them back. I have the idea.

[B]

Well, she had them stacked up high.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She had two sets of mattresses stacked.

[C]

Up and then she knocked the guys over and they go.

[B]

You or did jump off the.

[C]

No, they didn't. But they. But she turned around.

[B]

What I read is that the mattress company. Hang on. Go ahead, you go.

[F]

All right.

[B]

What better way to remember 911 than with a twin tower sale right now. You can get any size mattress for a twin price. Full mattress, twin price, queen mattress, twin price, king mattress, twin price, store wide sale all day long. Oh, my God. Never forget.

[C]

Turns back to the camera, goes, we'll never forget.

[B]

Anyway, what I saw is the guy says that the company is closed indefinitely.

[C]

Indefinitely. They've closed. First of all, they came out with an apology.

[D]

I've got the body of that.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Is it worth it?

[D]

Yeah, it's a half hearted apology.

[B]

The owner's like, it was a stupid idea that we sent out and we apologized for our stupidity and we really hope you forgive us. We are not hate. We are love. We are. We are somebody that stands out. We're miracle matchers. We make miracles. Branding.

[E]

You know something though, John? You know how people talk about car dealers and car people in general? Have you ever known anybody that owned or managed one of these mattress stores?

[B]

Yeah, they're worse.

[E]

I've never been around a more fun, exciting, enthusiastic bunch of cocaine users in my life.

[C]

Are you serious?

[E]

I had a buddy that had one of those stores years ago and man, let me tell you. Party. Party.

[B]

The car profession has its bad rap for reason. The car dealers earned it. They did. They earned it. But who is worse is a lot of attorneys.

[C]

Attorneys?

[B]

Yeah, a lot of attorneys. They're really bad. As far as when.

[C]

Yeah, when you do surveys and ask people who they don't trust, it's politicians, car dealers and attorneys.

[B]

Insurance is not.

[C]

It's not. Yeah, it can be not as bad.

[B]

You know, you got a car dealer, attorney and an insurance salesman on a plane. I mean, it sounds like a bad racial joke setting up. It's. Let me grab this real quick, Ray. A 909 EXL Honda Accord with a buck 16. Is it worth six grand? Is it a six cylinder or four?

[F]

It's a four cylinder, six grand.

[B]

Does that sound right?

[F]

That's good offer. Yes, sir.

[B]

Have you had any other offers?

[F]

No, I've just. Just started fishing around, man.

[B]

Is it nice or is there anything I need to spend money on?

[F]

Just one little door panel on the armrest and the rims have got scuffs. In them. That's about it.

[B]

Do I have to do any body work or is that some interior? So the door panels got a problem. Is it a two door, four door?

[F]

It's a four door exl. Yep. The driver's armrest, it's leather. It's just got a little rip in it.

[B]

We look something up real quick. Make sure I'm on the money. Yeah. I'll buy this car. Do you want to sell it for six grand? I can get you checked today.

[F]

I'll upload my information this afternoon.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com say we'll hit me at six. It takes six. Let's do business. Let's do business. I'll get it bought immediately. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Paul Harvey is coming in the studio.

[C]

Love Paul. Love him.

[B]

I love him, too. He's got a little update on Trump's visit to Mexico last week.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

So glad we have this time together.

[B]

Thanks, Paul.

[C]

Just to have a laugh and sing a song.

[E]

Hello, Americans. Time for news. US Presidential candidate Donald Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Pena Nayeto to flesh out terms of the notorious wall on the border between the two countries that Trump has always promised that Mexico is going to pay for. Surprisingly, Nieto voiced approval of the overall plan with only one caveat. As opposed to to an east west path on the Texas side of the Rio Grande. The Mexican president proposed that the new wall would run generally north to south from Wichita Falls, Texas to Topacheoula at the southern tip of the North American continent. According to Trump campaign representatives, the new border location would serve not only as a great comfort to residents of Mexico City who will finally. It'll also provide much relief to citizens of San Antonio who have always existed both in spite and in fear of the perceived wickedness of what they've deemed the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, the city of Houston, in exchange for his stated willingness to agree to pay 100% of the cost of the new barrier. Pending said changes, Trump has given his new Mexican counterpart the endearing nickname of Greasy Ricky. He also treated his new best friend to lunch at Taco Bueno, where Pena Nieto vowed that he'd gladly pay Trump Tuesday for a beef muchacco today. Paul Harvey.

[F]

Good day.

[B]

A beef muchacco today. I like that classic. By the way. The impersonations on this show are from Bobbo. He's the tell that we.

[C]

He is.

[B]

We're just the sideline, guys. Nice work, Bob.

[E]

How dare you compare us.

[B]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Why don't you take us out, Paul? Take us all the way out. We've got to get a break.

[E]

Stay tuned. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming on page three after this.

[B]

I think we have a new mix on the earphones and why don't you.

[F]

Play a little bit so we can evaluate it.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Hey, Bob, speaking of Peter Cetera's mix on the earphones, did you get the mix on your earphones straight?

[E]

I think so, man. I think I'm going deaf. It just doesn't sound loud enough to me.

[B]

Did you, did you eat any Colorado candy on the way to the studio this morning?

[E]

No, I have not. I've been working mornings at the station where I work dailies and our morning person's gone. And when we do that, we're such a small staff that you do the mornings and then you do the middays.

[B]

And then what's that have to do with you being deaf?

[E]

Well, I've been wearing headphones for 10 hours a day.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And I like it loud, you know, when you're doing forecasts and stuff and.

[B]

You like it hard and loud. Yeah.

[E]

Partly cloudy is what it's going to be, but we'll clear up by noon Saturday. Also a lot more mild. You know why? Winds have turned northeasterly. We'll get a high somewhere in the low 80s. It's veritable fall like weather for your Saturday. So nice to have you along.

[B]

Thanks, Bob. Thanks for joining us.

[E]

Turn up your headphones and you start to believe it, you know.

[B]

Scott Carr. Good morning. You're on the air. Where you calling from?

[F]

Hey, good morning. I'm from Burleson, Texas.

[B]

I am, too.

[F]

Oh, fantastic.

[B]

I live in Johnson County. I live between Burleson and the tollway out in the country.

[F]

Okay. Well, I'm right there at the border of Joshua and Burleson.

[B]

Yeah. Do you. Are you redneck?

[F]

No, no, not yet.

[B]

So I've been out there all my life. My, my granddad bought the land out there in the 50s and I grew up out there and back when it was dirt roads and all you damn city folk came out there and ruined our good time. Where'd you move from, Scott, Dallas?

[F]

No, I actually started in Houston, made my way to Arlington to Crowley, and then for the last 10 years in Bertleston.

[B]

I know why you didn't stay in Crowley. Everybody knows why you didn't stay in Crowley. Anyway, it's just I don't want to get kicked off the air this quick. We just got started on 19.5. Scott has an 08 Cadillac CTS with 94. Does it have a sunroof roof?

[F]

Yes, it does.

[B]

Does it have navigation?

[F]

Yes, it does.

[B]

Okay, so it's got chrome wheels. What color is it?

[F]

It's the metallic slate.

[B]

All right. It's a cool gray. And it's not a ctsv. It's just a cts, right?

[F]

That's right.

[B]

Okay. Average, rougher, clean condition. Clean with 94 on a 0808. 94. Is it 6500. Does that sound right?

[F]

I would expect a little higher. I mean, it's really clean, and I even put new tires on it yesterday.

[B]

So what's it take to buy the car?

[F]

Oh, boy. You know what? I've really just started looking, so I'm not really sure what that number is going to be, but I would think somewhere between the number you provided at about 10 or 12 grand.

[B]

Yeah, but you got to remember you got a Cadillac with 90, not a Cadillac with 40. And. And it's an 08. So it's 10 years old. And the Cadillacs really depreciate hard as they do any luxury cars. I'm looking at an MMR on it right now. An average MMR on 102,000 miles is $5,850. That's what they're bringing at the auction. I hit you at 6 or 65. If the car's as nice as you're saying. I'll probably go 775, but that would be the top of it with those miles. Go to gimmetheven.com if you. After you get educated, you'll see that what I'm telling you is right. Or better yet, just drive to carmax, get their offer letter, and if I don't beat it, I'll overnight you $100. Check. Bam.

[F]

All right. That's a.

[B]

In your face. Yeah, no, that. And I do that just to prove to people that we're not low ballers, that we're on top of the market. If I can't beat if, if, if my offer is, I'll beat all everything carmax does.

[C]

Right.

[B]

It's pretty stout. It's the biggest dealer in the world. Yep.

[C]

Just show the. Show the offer.

[B]

Thanks, neighbor. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is the call in number year, make miles in a condition model miles.

[C]

Galaxy Note 7 smartphone. Do you have one?

[B]

No.

[C]

Galaxy saying just, you know what, do us a favor, turn it off. They've had them explode. They've had them catch fire. One guy in St. Petersburg had burned up his jeep. He had it on charge, walked away from the car, came back, their car was on fire and they've had 42 of them. Needless to say, they've sold millions, but they've had like 42 of them literally explode. So now the airlines are also saying do not bring, do not bring your, the thing you paid $1,000 for. Don't bring it on the airplane.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And even they're saying, you know, powering it down doesn't even do it because it's a, it's the batteries, the lithium batteries.

[B]

You know, did you see Tesla, you know, the car company, did you see the rocket that they just tried to send off last week? It exploded. Did you see the, the, the ghetto boys riding around on the, on the surf on the powered hoverboard?

[C]

Oh, the hoverboard, yeah.

[B]

They all exploded. So technology has its ups and it has its downs.

[C]

And of course the new Apple phone came out this week and people are all bitching. It doesn't have a headphone jack.

[B]

Why is that wireless?

[C]

Because it's wireless. They want you to aid by their $160 headphones.

[B]

Is it really that much?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's too bad.

[C]

And then they, but they also have other ways. They have, you can do Bluetooth and you can also. There's a little pain in the ass adapter you can use that goes into where it charges.

[D]

Audio quality is just gonna suck.

[C]

Oh, it's ok. It's like, why would they do that?

[B]

Good morning, Turley.

[D]

Well, it is because I use my phone for music and stuff.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And so I'm gonna have to get this Bluetooth attachment that has an adapter.

[B]

What do you use now?

[C]

The wired.

[D]

Yeah, it's a wire. The wire on it is the best quality you can get. You lose quality when you use Bluetooth.

[C]

Wire or you walk away from it.

[D]

Speaking of quality starting to dork out on you.

[B]

And I hate to beat on Ford because I'm a Ford. I, I like Ford.

[C]

I do too.

[B]

But the truth is the truth.

[C]

The truth.

[B]

So the aluminum trucks that they're building.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And you see the Chevy commercial where they throw a toolbox in the back of the Ford truck and it tears a hole in the bottom, in the bed of it. Well, at The Texas Motor Speed Speedway demo days. The other day they had the new Ford truck out there, all right. And the rep was doing a walk around and this, that. And he was throwing golf balls at the back of the truck.

[C]

That's not quite the same.

[B]

Right. And an old oil field worker friend of mine said, hey, we don't throw golf balls in the back of our truck. Yeah, yeah. And so he grabbed. You know, the trucks have receiver hitches on the back.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Pulls the pin on the receiver hitch.

[C]

Pulls it out.

[B]

Pulls it out and just lobs it up over the tailgate and hits the back of the bed and punched a hole in it. You can see the ground. Oh, my God. Yeah. So Ford was like, Josh Whiteside is his name. Give him a little. Little nothing.

[C]

Which one's Josh?

[B]

Josh is the redneck that yanked the receiver and threw it, did a three point shot into the bed of the Ford truck and knocked a hole in the.

[C]

That's got to make that Ford guy really twisted theory.

[B]

I think it very. I was not there. I did not witness this, but I believe that it made him very upset.

[E]

Well, that's one of those teachable moments, you know. Ford guy learned something that day.

[B]

What did he learn?

[E]

He learned that those truck beds, they can call it military grade aluminum all day long, but if, you know it's punching holes that easily, there are, there is stronger. Maybe they ought to double ply it.

[B]

Or maybe just offer a liner. Yeah, just offer a liner that.

[C]

Like that guy called earlier, you know, that dinosaur runner.

[B]

Hey, how long, how long ago did you quit drinking, Judy?

[C]

Eight years. January. This January?

[B]

Have you not had one drop of alcohol? Look at me.

[C]

No, sir.

[B]

Don't lie to me.

[C]

Why would I lie to you? Not one. No, sir.

[B]

Not a draw.

[C]

Not a draw.

[B]

In eight years.

[C]

I don't. I haven't smoked a cigarette either. I don't do a lot of stuff.

[B]

Baba, was the last time you had.

[E]

A drink of alcohol?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Oh, let me think.

[C]

Alcohol.

[E]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[B]

Of alcohol.

[E]

Now, I've been doing a different shift this week. I think. Thursday night.

[B]

Thursday night. And that was night before last?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

How many did you have?

[E]

I think I had two giant glasses of hearty gulping wine.

[B]

Okay. What about you? Turley was the last me to drink.

[D]

Last night at about 10 o'. Clock. Had a nice scotch.

[B]

Scotch. Turley's getting sophisticated in his years.

[C]

On the rocks.

[D]

Yes, it was actually.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I want to lose some weight, but I don't want to give up beer. And I really Like, I mean, there's just nothing better to me at 6:30 than sitting down at that bar with the schooner that's frozen and the ice is falling down and the beer's like 32.8 degrees and everything. What's he saying? I do have a drinking thing. I'm not drinking to get drunk. No, I'm not.

[C]

People don't.

[B]

Mike, how many we've known each other a long time. How many times have you seen me butt just ripping drunk?

[D]

One time.

[B]

What? Where were we?

[D]

As the Van Halen show.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

You remember that?

[B]

Yeah, kinda. I didn't know I was, but, you know, just ripping, roaring. I don't drink.

[C]

Most people don't. Most people don't drink to get drunk. They just had one abuzz. Alcohol does what it does.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Just relaxes.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Has a good time.

[E]

Well, there's a reason the monks invented it back in the 1400s.

[B]

Right?

[E]

Jesus didn't turn the water into Mountain Dew.

[C]

There we go. He's got a point. He's got a point. It's to relax you just make you enjoy, just break down your, you know, inhibitions.

[B]

Yeah. But it does keep the weight on you because what happens when you have a few beers? Then I jumped right into the nachos and. Do you want guacamole and sour cream? Hell yeah, I want guacamole. Okay.

[C]

Who you, you think you're talking to and yeah. And alcohol does that. It metabolizes the sugar and carbs.

[B]

But I think that I, I, I put on more weight from what I eat when I've been drinking than drinking.

[F]

Sure you do.

[B]

What about you, Bob?

[F]

Yeah. That alcohol had a lot of empty calories.

[B]

Oh, looser. When you drink that alcohol. Yeah. And you start wanting to hang around.

[F]

With your friend, right? Your, your friend got a little dog leg hooter.

[B]

What? And you smoke that hooda with your friend.

[C]

Oh, I.

[B]

You wind up down at Denny's.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Eating two French grand slams.

[C]

I used to do that chicken fried steak. You know it's bad when it's Waffle House though.

[F]

Go home.

[B]

You like the dead.

[F]

You like the dead.

[B]

Lucy, are you gonna watch the TCU Arkansas game today?

[F]

I'm, I'm gonna watch that game.

[C]

You are?

[B]

You got any, you got anything laying on it? I gotta pick for that game? Yeah, you damn right. What you got laying home Frogs going win this game. Going to be blowout. I didn't even look up the spread. Turley. Do you know it? Is Arkansas favored by a touchdown or something?

[D]

No, no, no. I think TCU's favorite because they are the home squad. They are favored by 7 and a half.

[B]

TCU is favored by 7.5 after that whip down from the South Dakota Jackrabbits last week. I know TCU won, but getting 50 points scored on you from a juco is not. Doesn't put up a lot of confidence.

[D]

Here's the safe bet. The over under on points. 57 and a half. It will be over for sure.

[B]

For sure.

[D]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a good game.

[B]

You and I need to start doing our betting, don't we?

[D]

Yeah, we just hadn't had time to.

[B]

Let's do that. Hour number four today. Okay. Hour number four. We tend to slow down a bit. Cowboys are playing the Giants Sunday.

[C]

Okay, very good.

[B]

I've got tickets.

[C]

Dak is. Is the quarterback.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

I'm Dakota.

[C]

I'm kind of excited to see him.

[B]

That is such a white boy name. Dakota.

[C]

Yeah, Dakota.

[B]

Dakota. And Colin. Is Dak like Colin or is he cool?

[D]

What does that mean?

[B]

Colin is doing this whole. He's stunting. He's. He's Malcolm X. And Colin Kaepernick.

[C]

Oh, that guy. That was so last week.

[B]

Okay. Is Dak. Is Dak.

[C]

No. Is he stunting? No.

[B]

Stunting.

[C]

No, he's not.

[B]

Because there's others that are stunning this week in favor of Colin. Correct. Early.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Who are they? Do you know?

[D]

No, there's kind of some no name players trying to get some press.

[B]

They're all believe.

[D]

Actually the whole Seattle Seahawks are going.

[B]

To not are going to do that. Not. They're going to sit for the national anthem. The entire Seahawk take a knee.

[D]

That's what they choose to observe it. That's the way they want to do.

[C]

One of the players this week lost. You know, again, you can do whatever you want, but you can also have to deal with the consequences to freestyle. Broncos linebacker Brandon Marshall lost his endorsement deals this week.

[B]

Kneeling?

[C]

Yeah. For kneeling.

[B]

For.

[C]

For basically following. Following along. He said air. Well, he lost Air Academy Federal Credit Union is his. They just released him from his deal.

[B]

Well, I think he was a couple payments behind also.

[C]

Yeah, maybe as well.

[D]

I can't imagine that that was paying very well.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Any of them. Well, you know, good. But again, that's gonna happen if you have any endorsement deals. They don't want to deal with that.

[B]

Cowboys, Giants. Yay. Nay. Who knows? You got a feeling.

[D]

I think. I think the Cowboys are gonna win, but it's gonna be by field goal. It's gonna be a low scoring game because Cowboys are actually gonna run the hell out of the ball. You don't want to expose Dakota.

[B]

Hey, we're on it. We're on the air on WZZO in Pennsylvania. And I would more than welcome any Eagles fan to call in and scream at us. Here we go. Scream. Yeah.

[D]

They're gonna lose to the Cleveland Brown Sunday.

[B]

Oh, that'll get him to screen.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Well, to the Cleveland Brown.

[B]

Don't hold it against me. You can call in and talk to Charlie about that pick. 800-800-7234. Turley's direct line is 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio Philadelphia fans. Debbie, good morning. A 14 Dodge Ram half ton with 54. Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth.

[B]

Does it have 20 inch wheels or the smaller ones?

[F]

That has 20 inch and I have Rockstar rim.

[B]

Does it have the big back door or the small back door? Is it a crew cab or a quad cab?

[F]

It's a quad.

[B]

Quad. Okay. Average rough or clean condition?

[C]

Clean.

[F]

And it's a Hemi.

[B]

It's a Hemi quad with rock stars. Where do you live? Hillsborough. It's got a country grime on it.

[F]

Does it work?

[B]

You're out there by Grandview.

[F]

It's got a little bit of kichi on it.

[B]

Sure it does. A fort. It's a two wheel drive or a four. Two. Two wheel drive. 1450. 4000 miles. This truck's worth 16,000. 17. 17, maybe 18. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up for me?

[F]

Yeah, but I can't go that low. I owe more than that. Well, I'm through. All right. I got took.

[B]

I hear you. I'm sorry. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Anybody that wants to get a bid on their car right now and go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com or just call in the show. 800, 800, radio. Kent. An 05 Exploder with 95 is leather. Cloth. It's a 3, 504 grand rig with 95.

[F]

All right, thank you.

[B]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it a 10 grand Cherokee all wheel drive V6 with 113. Tony is a 10. What body style is that? What year did they change the body style, Tony?

[F]

2010. 2010 was the last of the style I got.

[B]

Is it. Is this a leather or a cloth rig?

[F]

That's cloth.

[B]

Is it 6507 grand. Does that sound right?

[F]

That's kind of low.

[B]

What's it Take to buy it. And what are you basing that off of?

[F]

Well, I mean, I looked at Kelly blue book.

[B]

Hey, you know what I call Kelly blue book? Kelly blueballs. And I'll tell you why. Because she always leaves you hanging and she always lets you down. She'll never put out. You can call Kelly blueballs and ask her for a check and she just won't ever. She'll leave you on hold.

[F]

It's clean. I got brand new tires on it.

[B]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, Tell us what Kelly Blueball says and what you'll take for it and I'll try to buy it. Tony, I buy these cars all day long. I just need to see some pictures and pull the vin number.

[F]

Well, I could do that, but just real quick. Kelly Blue books or blue ball. I think they said like 9,800.

[B]

Well, if that's the case, then I'm missing something. And maybe leather roof, all wheel drive. There's something I'm missing, but I'm out of time. I got to go right now. My name's John Clay wolf and I will be back. Uno memento por favorite. Oh yeah. Don't get suspicious. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy a hundred thousand dollar cars. Twenty thousand dollar truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100. Sell us your car.

[E]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

I've got one minute. I'll just take a few blind calls. This will be fun. We'll see what happens. Go. Hello? Who's this? What do you got?

[F]

My name's Cory.

[B]

Hi, Corey. What do you got?

[F]

I have a 2000 Camry. How many miles under 72?

[B]

200. It's nothing. I can't buy it. It's just not me. Hello? Who's this? What do you got? Hello? Yeah, what have you got?

[F]

I got a 2014 F250 Platinum.

[B]

Okay, how many miles? 84 wheel drive or two?

[F]

Four wheel drive.

[B]

Does it have the power running boards and sunroof?

[F]

Not power running board, but yes. Sunroof.

[B]

Two wheel drive, you said. Is it 24, 25 grand?

[F]

No, no.

[B]

Four wheel drive, four wheel drive, 25, 26, 25.

[F]

I. I got a leveling kit.

[B]

Is 25 grand buy.

[F]

No, I got a CarMax for a 38.

[B]

No, you don't. Not with 80. That's a lie. Send it to me right now. I'll send you 100 if you got it. Is it. Is it a power stroke?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Now send me the deal. We're confused. There's no way that. Oh, it's a power stroke. You said F150 Platinum. Okay, that's a different truck.

[F]

No, 250.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I mean. It's a two feet. You said 150. You meant 250. Anyway, go to the website, give me the vin.com, load it up. I. If I don't beat the CarMax offer, I will overnight you a check for 100. I promise you. And I'm gonna beat it. There's no doubt. Send me the offer. I'm gonna beat it. I'm gonna buy your truck. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[D]

Be right back.

[A]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Louisiana, Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston, Abilene, Wichita Falls, Amarillo, and everywhere in between.

[E]

And all the across the Rainbow Valley.

[B]

How the hell are you this morning? Good morning. Good to see you. My name is John Claywolf.

[C]

Morning, John.

[B]

Her name's Stevie nix. His name's J.D. ryan.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

There's Mick Fleetwood in the background. There's Bobbo.

[E]

This portion of our program brought to.

[C]

You by Ernie's Egg Market.

[E]

If you ever need eggs, let Ernie lay them on you.

[G]

All right?

[B]

Keith, Good morning. You're on the air. Fine.

[F]

Hey, John, how you doing?

[B]

Good, good, good. Where are you coming from?

[F]

Granbury, Texas.

[B]

Cranberry? My aunt lives out there in Pecan Valley or near you?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

2012 F256.7 diesel. Is it. Which trim level?

[F]

It's the Lariat zip truck.

[B]

It's a Lariat. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[F]

Yeah, yes, sure it does.

[B]

So it's a 250. So it's a short bed. Sunroof, Nav. Is it lifted or stock?

[F]

It's. It's just stock. I've got the front end leveled up on it.

[B]

That's fine. What color?

[F]

Dark Blue.

[B]

Okay. Average, rough or clean? I'm sure you're gonna tell me clean.

[F]

It's clean.

[B]

All right. And how many miles?

[F]

172.

[B]

Damn boy. Get you some. I mean just drive it, get in it and keep going.

[C]

You ever turn it off?

[F]

It's master up.

[B]

I do you know what we. I want to say 20, but I'm scared to with those miles. Does 20 buy it?

[F]

No, no, not right now, I don't.

[B]

Yeah, I've had. We had a king ranch like that the other day and I gave 20 for it. That was about six months ago. And I had a 200,000 mile one that we gave 17 grand for and it wound up having some problems. What's it take to buy it?

[F]

I figure about 22.

[B]

So 22 will buy the truck?

[F]

I think so.

[B]

Okay, well if that will buy the truck, go to givemetheven.com and send me a couple pictures and say John said 20 on the air, 22 will buy it. And if I like it, I'm gonna buy it.

[F]

All right, John, I appreciate it.

[B]

I want to buy it. I'm here to buy them guys. I'm not here talking about. We buy these song by Choose Left and right. About 200 a week. A week. And I'd much rather buy them from you guys than buying them as trade ins at the dealerships because I wind up buying your cars anyway. But they mark me up as the truth.

[C]

Sure. And I'd rather get them from you. Cut them off at the pass, come off the knees.

[B]

8008-072348-00800 radio. And I get a cleaner car this way. Yeah, because it doesn't the. The dealers that trade them in, if it's clean, they hold them. They don't let me have it. Yeah, it's fine. It's just part of the game. It's all good. Hey Philip, what's the I see Louisiana area code? What's the flood down there? Is it all gone? Just about. Did you get hit?

[F]

I did not. I live in an apartment.

[B]

Okay, 06 Infiniti G35 average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Average.

[B]

And it's an automatic with 127.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

If it's average car, is it four grand?

[F]

I was hoping to get more than that.

[B]

Is it five grand? I gotta. I gotta hold some leg for the Louisiana discount. I'll tell you why. It's nothing against you personally. The cars down there just are not as nice as they are up here. I've bought ah, 20,000 cars out of Louisiana. Seriously? I mean I've been traveling through Louisiana for 20 years. I go to Shreveport, Lake Charles, Lafayette, Baton Rouge, Beaumont home. That's my route. And I buy cars at all the auctions down there and all the dealerships and they're always just a little bit rougher because yalls roads are rougher. And y' all just drink too much is the truth. As a population, your. Your alcohol content is high. So your car is a little bit rougher.

[E]

Per capita.

[B]

Per capita not considering the flood. We're not even talking about high water. We're just talking about cars. So I'm thinking five grand. If it's nicer than that, that's fine. I'll look at it. Give me. Go to the website, givemetheven.com. load it up. I have a drop center right there in Scott, Louisiana. You know where that is behind the Harley store? I do. Okay. You can take it right over there and get a check if we make a deal. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. So Tony Romo's dad, is he. Is he coming in today? Because that's my favorite segment of our show.

[D]

Yeah, well, they've got a big game coming up and so I'm sure he's. We got to find out what Tony's gonna do while the cowboys are actually.

[B]

Playing the green room. Yeah.

[D]

You want me go get him here? Hold on, I gotta make the call out for him.

[B]

Why is that? There he comes. He's just trotting right across. Good morning, Mr. Romo. Arrow.

[E]

Hasta banana, Mr. Wolf.

[B]

Tony. Tony Romo's dad came on the show for the first time three weeks ago and we have a new regular here.

[C]

Yeah, he's great.

[B]

He's told us about Tony throwing. How he grew up on the. On the farm with his Mexican mother and learned how to throw. Throwing small farm animals in tight spirals. The man's amazing. He's like superman as a baby up in Wisconsin.

[E]

Oh, he's. He's smoother. He's no Mexican American like I ain't. She's Polish.

[B]

She's Polish. Oh yeah, you're the Spanish one.

[E]

All these German persuasion of the Polish.

[B]

Is that why he's so hard headed and won't. Doesn't want to retire?

[E]

No, but my son Antonio is accident prone. Accident prone, as you know, which he inherited from his poor movie.

[B]

She's Polish. Unfortunately JD Are Polish people accident prone as a civilization.

[C]

That's Sort of where the jokes came from.

[B]

Like Louisianans are alcoholic prone as a civilization. Okay, well, tell me.

[E]

Well, Antonio is graced in very well, thank you for asking. He is spending his time enjoying the New York Times best selling novel Daniel Steele's Rushing Waters, available now in audiobook and hardcover. Oh, so he's gonna Barnes and Noble.

[B]

So Antonio's already started selling out his slot on our show. He's taking Duke money.

[E]

[e-mail].

[B]

Give the guy an inch, he takes a yard or he loses a few or he throws an interception.

[E]

Go ahead.

[B]

Antonio. What brings you in today?

[E]

Yeah, Tony's back. He says he's feeling much better. Tony finds very much comfort in his nude lazy boy reclining sofa. He actually have one on sideline for all home games at the AT&T Stadium. Jerry Jones get it? With no money down, I don't think. And no credit check at Aaron's rent to own for only 49.99 per month.

[C]

Have we checked this guy's credentials to make sure he's really Tony Romo's dad?

[B]

He has gone straight into Sal. So, like, like. Do you have anything else, Mr. Romero, that. That is about your son? Are you just here to endorse other people's products?

[E]

I am very grateful for opportunity to tell you about Antonio Jo.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

He is especially happy to have more time to spend with his lovely family, former Missouri Candace Crawford and their two sons, Hawkins and Revers. Especially at meal time, they enjoy anything from any of the yum brand of family food chains.

[C]

Stop.

[E]

Like the Pizza Hut.

[C]

No.

[E]

And the Taco Bell and the Kentucky Fried Chicken. Antonio especially liked him because no utensils are required. Okay.

[C]

He doesn't want to hurt himself.

[E]

Once when he was a child, we take him to a Piccadilly cafeteria.

[C]

Take a what?

[B]

Piccadilly. Piccadilly.

[E]

And while eating the pudding de la banana, he bit his spoon so hard that he break all of his teeth on the left side all the way up to his little incisor. It was horrible time. Terrible. In his anguish and pain.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

He snatched his brother's rotisserie chicken off his plate. And he threw it.

[B]

He throws things. He throws the chicken. How did that go?

[C]

Do we know?

[E]

The chicken traveled 42 yards in a high tight spider.

[C]

Always a tight spider.

[E]

The manager at the Picadilly say it was prettiest throw he have seen.

[C]

Since.

[E]

The great dandy Don Meredith cost roast ham all the way to the sound warehouse outlet clear across the mall.

[B]

What year was all this?

[E]

This must have been back in 1974. Yeah, when Tony was only a little quarterback. Okay, still throwing chickens and the family cat.

[B]

We have to go to break. Mr. Ramirez, I appreciate you coming in today. My name is John Claywolf. Of course we buy cars on the radio. You can give us a call at 800800 radio. Just quickest ways. Go to give metheven.com Olay. I beat CarMax offers to the extent that I will pay you $100 if I don't beat your CarMax offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy [e-mail] go to givemetheven.com push your information. Email you an offer. If you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're going to mail you $100. If you like money, you're crazy not taking up on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand.

[E]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Shake off Juan Bernudas, the high mileage Jeep. I want to do that on the website. Ray, I am interested in this O2 Camaro Z28. But unfortunately, unfortunately, if I take your call to air, I will get every classic hot Rod Camaro from 1950 to 1985 call in. And that's not what we want. But I do like yours because the miles are low. So Ray, if you don't mind, go to givemetheven.com and line yours up. I just don't want to take it to air because what happens whenever I take an old car, they just pour in the M3. I'm going to take to air the 99 Cummins diesel with 421 cooling. I'm not going to take that one to air. Go to givemetheven.com but I still am a buyer, even though it's got 421,000 miles on it, just FYI. And if y' all will drop those off, appreciate it.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

Candio, I see you.

[B]

This is a good album, man. Oh, this is a good album. This is their best album. You think? Hell yeah. What do you think Shake it up is?

[E]

I mean, I like the first one a lot.

[B]

Yeah, I like this one. I listen to this one long form still.

[E]

I like them all though. They're kind of like Prince albums. There's not a bad one. They're all kind of different mood things.

[B]

They're a little better than we realized at the time.

[E]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[B]

Yeah. The Cars have their stuff together.

[E]

I listen to Panorama sometimes, all the way through.

[B]

You married a misfit kid. Look at what I did. Yes. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. It is Saturday. It is college game day. We have ESPN up on the big screen behind us. Football.

[D]

Oh, Kyle Petty's on the screen.

[B]

Kyle Petty is on the screen talking. Where's game day today?

[D]

Tennessee. Knoxville.

[B]

There you go.

[E]

Tom Petty's cousin.

[B]

Tcu, Arkansas, today in the Dallas Fort Worth market. That'll be exciting, I'm afraid, for tc, I think. I think after that jackrabbit attack last week, it's not looking good. Houston, I'd like to give a huge welcome to the Big 12. Welcome to Big time fondered program, foundered program and. I mean, they're back, Jack. They whipped the house hell out of OU last week. And Oklahoma listeners, I hear you. You guys have won so much over the years. Just let somebody else enjoy it for a minute. Oh, you just been a go.

[C]

Houston had what, five turnovers and 308 passing yards. It's amazing.

[D]

Well, and the flooding in Louisiana is not just because of the rain. It's the tears that those Tiger fans are putting out there right now. How do you lose to Wisconsin?

[B]

Wow, that was weird. Leonard Fournette is still the best back in the league. Did you watch him?

[D]

Yeah, he's awesome. That's all they got then.

[B]

They. That's not all they got, but, yeah, it wasn't very good. And then the best game of last week was by far Notre Dame and ut.

[C]

Oh, my God, what a game. I'm. I'm not a huge football fan.

[B]

Did you actually watch it?

[C]

You watched everybody? I couldn't turn it on.

[B]

What happened?

[C]

It went to double overtime.

[B]

Okay, what is going on here?

[D]

J.D.

[B]

Didn'T even know how to spell football.

[C]

I don't, actually, but the person I was with was what started watching, and it was just so great, I couldn't turn it off.

[E]

Yeah, you don't have to be a football guy to love a game like that.

[C]

Then you get score and you go, oh, well, they're going to win. I'm running back. Okay, Just back to being even. It was amazing.

[B]

It was good. It was good.

[C]

Amazing game.

[B]

One of our listeners got some audio of the Notre Dame halftime speech in the locker room, and they sent it in. Do you have that turn? Yeah, Texas, sir. Holy dog, Texas.

[F]

Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

[B]

And you don't much look like a steering to me, so that kind of narrows it down.

[D]

I think that was some yelling going on by Brian Kelly in there.

[E]

Yeah, that was an emotional game.

[D]

Great game. Maybe ut's back, I don't know. But they've, they've got kind of a soft schedule coming up, so. Yeah, I think they'll be all right. They may sneak out the Big 12 here winning out for them.

[B]

You think UT in your pick? If we're picking early, you're going to go UT Big 12 champ?

[D]

I think so, yeah. Because everybody else is pretty much down.

[B]

These are all big teams. We're talking about LSU, OU, UT, for Houston to be back. I mean, I'm as shocked with that as I would be SMU showing up on the board.

[D]

They're showing they want to get into the Big 12. They may just have done it with that win.

[B]

Good, good, good. Bob, good morning. Oh, five M3 with 105. Just to let you know, I bought five M3s this week so I am on the M3 market. I really did.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do we have any problems with any of them?

[D]

One top issue convertible top.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. Hey, Bob, where are you calling from?

[F]

McKinney, Texas.

[G]

All right.

[B]

How many miles are on your M3?

[F]

I'm not sure. It's over 100. I'm thinking about 105, but less than 105.1.

[B]

So it's a two door M3 coupe.

[F]

No, it's a rag top and the top has been replaced. So you'll have no trouble with it.

[B]

I've got the same car. Yeah. I've got to go get my top fixed. 105 on an 05 M3 two door coupe. Are you sure that, that it's a 05? Because I didn't think they made it. M3 convertible in 05.

[F]

Oh, yeah, it's an 05. It's a two owner car. I'm supposed to own it.

[B]

All right. Have you had any other offers on it yet?

[F]

Oh, no, I, I, I'm first time listener. I heard you. I'm driving and I heard you and I was like, you know, I'll just call and see if I can get off on man three because I am going to put it up for sale. So you're the first.

[B]

So you're the first time you've ever heard our show. Good. Welcome to the program. What do you think?

[F]

What I think? Yeah, I mean, do you Like, I think it's awesome.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, good. Well, good, good, Good, good. I'm a 05M3. Convertible is nine grand. Nine, nine, five hundred is what I'm thinking.

[F]

Well, I want a little more than that. I was thinking at least 10.

[B]

But does 10 do the deal? I mean, remember when I say that you're not having to do any test drives. Worry about financing if we make a deal. A guy showing up at your house with a check, if you have a title. If you don't, we'll make the payoff. It's that quick? If you don't look at our reviews online, people are like, I thought it was a hoax. It's not. These guys are real. They beat CarMax. They beat the dealer. They gave me a check. They did everything they said they do. And I'll give you $10,000 for this car if it's a nice car.

[F]

Wow. They get 10. 5, and we can do it.

[B]

We're done. Sold. 10 5. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John bought my car for 10. 5. What's next? And they'll. They'll get the pictures, and we'll line it up. Hey, be. Be careful with my M3 this weekend since it's mine now.

[F]

No, no, it's in the garage. I'm not even driving.

[B]

It's raining in Dallas today, and I don't need you to messing up my car. There you go.

[F]

All right, listen, I'm. I'm out of town right now, but I'll do that this evening before.

[B]

Sounds like a plan. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Vance, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, yeah, this is Vance. Yeah, hey. Yeah. I just want to let you guys know.

[B]

Y'.

[F]

All. Y' all crack me up. That Tony Romo you do is hilarious. Hey. What? Well, there you go. Yeah. His father. I'm telling you, man, that's hilarious. I drank. I was drinking some coffee when y'. All. When he was talking about the rotisserie chicken, and I had coffee coming out my nose.

[B]

Where do you live?

[F]

I live in Little Elm.

[B]

Little Elm. Is that. Is that Dallas or Houston area? Dallas.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So had you heard us on the Eagle? Are you new to the show now that we moved to 92.5?

[F]

No, no. I followed y' all over from the Eagle. I've been listening to y' all every week. I go to the Dallas VA every weekend from Little Elm. So I'll listen to you guys there and on the way back, and I'll be sitting in My driveway and my wife will be. What are you doing sitting in the driveway? I'm like, I'm listening to John Clay Wolf show. What do you think I'm doing?

[B]

Thank you, Vance. We'd love to know you guys are out there. And that's what keeps us motivated to do what we do. Thanks, dude.

[F]

I want to let you know, if y' all were on at the same time that the Russ Martin show was on, I would listen to y' all over Russ Martin. I listened to both of y', all, but y' all are better. Y' all are awesome.

[B]

Hang on. Did Vance pull a rusty knife out of his car and just stick it in somebody's back?

[E]

Wait a minute.

[B]

What are you talking about? Vance, I want you to make it. Hang on, cuz. See, these kind of comments get me in trouble, right? Because I'm the little guy on the totem pole. Will you make sure that we clear that I don't know you and you don't know me and I didn't ask you to say that.

[C]

That.

[F]

No, absolutely. I've never. This is the first time I've ever called in. And, you know, y' all don't know me. I'm just saying that, you know from my heart, y'.

[B]

All.

[F]

Y' all are awesome.

[B]

Thanks, dude. Appreciate it. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. JD what have you got in the news?

[C]

Well, we have. Do you see Jerry Jones got a new helicopter? In fact, that's. Yeah, it's amazing. Helicopter. Yeah. The starting price for the H140.45 Airbus helicopter is 8.5 million. And of course, Jerry's isn't a base model. Not at all.

[D]

Doesn't have crank up windows, doesn't have crank up seats.

[C]

No. But it does have, of course, all the leather and all the. All the.

[B]

How much is it?

[C]

Well, it starts at 8.5. He didn't tell us how much it was. We're going to assume at least 10 million.

[B]

I mean, I'm getting tired of watching Jerry Jones prosper off financially off of a losing team.

[C]

It also has the leather seats. It is equipped with a bar, a shiny black console that has patron Grey Goose and Johnny Walker.

[B]

And last year it was. It was the $2 million bus.

[C]

Yeah, the bus.

[B]

This guy. This guy's a show off. We need to get Jerry on the air with us. Can you line that up? Jerry can't ever turn down a microphone. Oh, we got Jerry here.

[E]

I got Johnny Walker. Blue label.

[C]

Yeah, he did Blue Label.

[E]

Tony's Got one of his lazy boys.

[B]

Is Tony riding around in the chopper with you?

[E]

We're trying to think a name for the chopper.

[C]

Well, our top 10 list is actually the top 10 ideas we have for the name of your new helicopter.

[E]

There's one nobody ever thought about it.

[B]

What's that?

[F]

Blue Thunder.

[C]

Oh, well, that might be on the list.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Zach, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Morning, John.

[B]

Hey, man. Is this 07 Tahoe with 155? Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

It's leather.

[B]

Is it a LT or ltz?

[F]

It is the lt.

[B]

Does it have sunroof or factory navigation?

[F]

No, neither one.

[B]

Is it average, rough or clean condition?

[F]

It's between average and average and clean.

[B]

Okay. Do you want me to start low and work my way up or do you give you a real figure that should get this truck bought?

[F]

Just give me a real figure.

[B]

Are you a real seller? Are you a stroke?

[F]

No, I'm a seller.

[B]

I'm an eight grand bar.

[F]

Okay. Did I buy the truck high top or is that. Is that what, as high as it gets?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I think the money, my bring money is 8,500. See, I make about 300 bucks a car. So I send the drivers to your house to pick it up, and that costs me $70. And then I run it through the detail shop, and then I sell it to my network for 8500 and I make. On that one, I'd make what, 280 or something? Yeah, so I mean, if I give you 85, I make zero.

[F]

Okay, cool. I'll think about that.

[B]

Oh, don't think about it. Just. Let's do something on the air. Let's do a deal. What's it take?

[F]

Well, I'm trying to trade it out for something else.

[B]

What do you want to buy?

[F]

I'm looking to buy like a GMC Arcadia or Terrain.

[B]

New one or used one?

[F]

Used.

[B]

Okay, go to. I've got a Go to Vandergriff, Honda, Vanderriff, Toyota or dnm? DNM Leasing. All three of those will accept my trade ins.

[F]

Okay, got it.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's the audio clip of the week? Is any good?

[D]

Well, we already played it. It was the clip of the mattress queen.

[E]

Dude.

[B]

No, I didn't have time.

[E]

What's the deal?

[B]

Crunched up. Sorry.

[D]

You want to just hear my theme? We could play it on the way out.

[B]

No, I'd like to hear her apology again, that was so ridiculous. These are the people in San Antonio.

[C]

San Antonio Mattress Store. And they put it together. TV commercial without the approval, according to them, of the owner. And it's basically, they line up two mattresses like towers and two guys behind her. And she knocks them over and they go like, you know, it's like a 9, 11 song. And then she turns back to the camera and goes, we will never forget.

[B]

And then everybody kicked back and they're going out of business. And she put out an apology. What did it sound like, Turley? It was a stupid idea that we sent out. And we apologize for our stupidity and we really hope you forgive us. We are not hate. We are love. We are. This is after she got fired. We are somebody that stands out. We're miracle matchers. We make miracles happen. We'll be back. We make miracles happen, too. Just go to gimmetheven.com, be right back.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay World Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

What's her name in this movie where she walks out in a little cut, low cut dress. Bobbo. American Hustle. Amy.

[C]

Amy.

[B]

And she's not well endowed, but this song just lays that. This is my favorite steely dance song.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Absolutely. Absolutely not.

[E]

Deacon Blues is this one.

[B]

I love this one.

[E]

You're insane.

[B]

No, this is the best.

[E]

That's not even Donald Fagan singing.

[B]

I don't care. Who's Donald Fagan?

[D]

Wow. You're just trying to.

[B]

I'm trying to make Bobo mad. Stan, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Yeah, I got a 2013 Ford Taurus.

[B]

I see. It's a SEL with 39,000 miles. Is that correct?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

What color?

[F]

It's the white with the white platinum cry coat. Wow.

[B]

Is it leather?

[F]

Yes, leather.

[B]

Does it have a roof? Sunroof?

[F]

No. No sun.

[B]

Does it have factory navigation?

[F]

Yes. Voice activated navigation system.

[B]

Okay, so is it. Is it. Is it. Is it $14,000? I'm not gonna go up. I'm telling you. I'm trying to hit you guys harder. And quit playing the game because everybody wants to game and negotiate. Okay. Will you take 12 for it? No. Will you take 13 for it? No. What was. What's it take to buy it? 14. Okay, I'll give 14. Does 14 buy it?

[F]

I need 15.

[B]

I can't do it. I should have started you lower. You just proved to everybody that you guys cannot take a good deal. You look a gift horse in the mouth. I'll give 14,000. Sell it for 14,000 or you're not a real seller.

[F]

Well, I got it. I got it tied up and family members involved in it.

[B]

Think about it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. We're going to send you an offer letter for 14. Show it to the family member, take it to Carmax, see if they beat us. If they do, I'll send you a hundred dollar bill.

[F]

No, they didn't.

[B]

All right, see, what did Carmax hit it at?

[F]

Sydney?

[C]

13.

[B]

Oh, so I beat him by a thousand dollars over there and I didn't. How long did that take you to go through the process of driving to CarMax, getting an appraisal, waiting on them and getting a letter.

[F]

Yeah, how much?

[B]

How long did it take? Okay. And how long did it take you to get 14 out of me? Okay. 10, 15 minutes. No, it took about 30 seconds. I'm right here, man. I'm on the money, Stan. I'm on the money. 800. 800 radio. I love it.

[E]

That gift horse had a pretty mouth.

[B]

Hang on, Dwayne. Good morning. There's dead air in Houston. I checked.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, John, I'm down here in Houston listening on 94 and a half to Buzz. And as soon as you went to the comment about the redneck, it went dead air. And then when you just tried to play the lady's apology, it went to dead air and then a local commercial.

[B]

Okay, we'll work on it. I appreciate that.

[F]

I don't think they like you down here.

[B]

I know what you mean. We've got to create an army and fight back. Keep it up, you're gonna be the president of the army in Houston.

[F]

All right, that'll work.

[B]

All right, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Raider. Casey Kasem.

[C]

Good morning, John.

[B]

In the studio this morning.

[C]

How are you, sir?

[B]

Good.

[C]

You're looking good.

[B]

It's time for top 10.

[C]

You know who else is looking good? Jerry Jones and his new helicopter.

[B]

We are so cowboyed up. You know, we have Eagles fans on this show. We have a lot of Texans fans.

[C]

Here's the thing. Everybody hates Jerry Jones.

[B]

Okay? Well, that's true.

[C]

You know, he's got a new 10 million dollar helicopter now from the star in Frisco. Their big thing at and T stadium takes him 13 minutes. That's about an hour and a half dry, leather wise. And he doesn't have a name over his new helicopter yet.

[B]

What are we gonna do about that?

[C]

So we are gonna give him the top 10 names for Jerry's new helicopter. Number 10, silver and blue Thunder. We already heard that one.

[B]

Number nine.

[C]

How about Air Hug?

[F]

Number eight?

[G]

Ooh.

[B]

Pig Fluey.

[F]

Number seven.

[C]

We could call it Starry Starry Flights. Jarwolf.

[B]

No.

[C]

Hey, they get better whirling Douche. No. Well, that's fair. The I Miss Jimmy Johnson Express. Yeah, you gotta know Jerry to know this one. Number three is Glory Elihole. Jer Force One. Number one, the eighth AT&T. Dr. Pepper. Papa John's Texas Ford Blue Star One.

[B]

Oh, God. He and Tony Romo's dad just cannot quit endorsing Feeding the ground and keep.

[C]

Reaching for the stars.

[B]

Billy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hello.

[B]

Hey. 08 Ram three quarter ton, four wheel drive Cummins with 223 on the miles.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

Average, rough or clean.

[F]

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

[B]

Average, rough or clean condition.

[F]

Oh, it's clean. It's very clean.

[B]

It's a lot of miles. Does it have any blow by any smoke? Any turbo problems?

[F]

Nope.

[B]

Does nine grand buy it?

[F]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah. So you got two.

[F]

I just bought this truck. I bought this truck just nine months ago for 22.

[B]

You. I wish I'd have sold it to you. I might not be here right now. I'd be enjoying my 8,000. $10,000 profit.

[C]

Ouch.

[B]

See that, dude? It's got 220,000 miles.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I hope it's lifted. And I hope it's a Mega Cab. And I hope it's the nicest one in the world. Then it's worth a lot more than what I was thinking. Sure.

[C]

That's why we get pictures.

[B]

Yeah. That's why we get pictures of givemetheven.com so easy. You can do it. Underwear. Marvin. 13. Malibu LTZ was 63. Did you have a payoff on this rig?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

How much is your payoff?

[F]

14.

[B]

Yeah, I don't want to bid it over there. I don't want to make you mad. Go to givemetheven.com we'll send you an offer letter. That way you can't yell at us.

[E]

Is it like that?

[B]

It's not going to be good.

[C]

It's not going to be a good thing.

[B]

It's not going to be a good thing.

[C]

You won't be happy.

[B]

Oh, well. Well, tonight is. I want to go out tonight. We don't have a babysitter yet.

[D]

TCU game. You want to go see TCU? In Arkansas.

[B]

What time do they start?

[D]

6:00'.

[B]

Clock.

[D]

I'm going to get on a babysitter quick.

[B]

J.D. loves his babysitter.

[C]

I have a babysitter story. I don't want to say it on that.

[B]

He had the best one ever.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

How old were you when you fooled around?

[C]

The business was. I was 30 something.

[B]

You were 30.

[C]

She was 18. She was 18. Legal.

[B]

She was really 18.

[C]

She was 18.

[E]

The following is a true story. The events depicted took place in Minnesota in 1979.

[C]

Thank you.

[E]

The request of the survivors, the names have been changed out of respect for the dead. The rest has been told exactly as it occurred.

[C]

Oh, my God. So I was dating somebody and she had a babysitter, and the babysitter came on to me. And the woman was. At the time, we were breaking up, so things happened.

[B]

Were you an air personality at the time? Did she know that?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So was it the radio? The star power?

[C]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what caused it. And I was. I regretted it ever since.

[B]

How many have y' all talked lately?

[C]

No, the. The. The babysitter. No. She went away. She went to college. She went to TCU.

[B]

On a scale of 1 to 10.

[C]

Oh, she was smoking, crazy hot. She was a cheerleader at the high school. Well, it had been. Had been. Had been.

[E]

Had been.

[C]

Had been. God.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[E]

Hold on.

[C]

Had been. Hold on.

[D]

We got a.

[B]

She was a cheerleader at the high school is what the man said. I believe he did. So was this the summer between high school and college? Huh? He's driving out of here, man. There's a.

[D]

Why are you sweating?

[B]

I've got a. I've got a better babysitter story.

[F]

You do?

[B]

Yeah, A buddy of mine, I. Speaking of changing the names, I kind of shouldn't tell this on the air, but it's the best.

[C]

I shouldn't have told my.

[B]

It's the best. It's the best. It's a love story.

[C]

Tell it.

[B]

It's a love story between a nanny and a Four.

[C]

Oh, a love story.

[B]

This is a good song. It's a love song.

[C]

Oh, nanny. You know.

[B]

Yeah. So this guy's rich, he's got his own airplane and all this stuff.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And he. He'd been saying, I think this TCU nanny likes me. And he. He was. I mean, he went through details of a serial killer to set this up.

[C]

He was still married.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay. And the babysitter was Nanny.

[B]

Right. And she'd been there for a while, and she's flirting. He's this. And they're gonna go to. I gotta change all the places. Florida coast. They're gonna go to the Florida for the summer, right. For a month.

[C]

The family is.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And he sets it up where he's going to take her with him a few days before the family gets there.

[C]

Oh, they're going to go out and kind of prep the hotel and make sure she knows where the beach house at.

[B]

At Rosemary Beach. South Florida. Pensacola, not South Florida. And bring that music up a little bit.

[C]

He and her are together in Florida.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Waiting for the family.

[B]

Right. And he's talking to me and he's like giving me play by play because he told us what his plan was. So they're out on the. On the patio, just he and her. Hey, you want a margarita? He's over there. Mike and margaritas. Sure. And. And they start drinking and then he starts rubbing her. Oh, she was complaining about her back. And he's out there massaging her back.

[C]

Hold his trick.

[B]

Right. And here we go at their feet. Hey, you want another margarita?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Patron shots is so good.

[C]

Oh, it's so good.

[B]

Hey, why don't I put some of that. What's the orange stuff on top of it?

[C]

I'm not sure.

[B]

Anyway.

[C]

This Patron is expensive.

[B]

The reason I know this is I got a phone call in a minute and when I get to this point.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So he's rubbing her back. Did you ever wave him off?

[C]

Did you tell him?

[B]

Oh, I encouraged this.

[C]

You're awful.

[B]

Oh, no, I was.

[C]

You are awful.

[B]

I didn't do it.

[C]

I know, but.

[B]

So he reaches around.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And goes for the kiss and the hand on the front of the shirt.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

So when my phone rang at one in the morning. Dude, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What's going on? She's in the bathroom. Lock the door. Calling her parents to come pick her up. She will not come out of the bathroom. He can't. She goes panic.

[C]

Crazy free.

[B]

She freaks.

[C]

So clearly he was misreading the cue.

[B]

This is true.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He was not a good read.

[C]

No.

[B]

Of his opponent.

[C]

So he went for the clothes.

[B]

And remember, the wife and the kids are on their way. Oh, to Florida, man. That.

[C]

This is. No, this could not have ended.

[B]

So he's calling me for. For. For. To basically like Winston Wolf in Pulp Fiction. You know, I fix problems and I'm coaching him through it. Yeah. So at the end of the deal, the parents drove down, picked up their daughter. He. She got loaded and got out of there before his kids and wife got there. He wrote her a check for $10,000.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Just to shush.

[B]

Just to shut up.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And he pulled it off. And.

[C]

No. Nobody ever found out.

[B]

No. Oh, it was, it was.

[C]

Dude, it was.

[B]

It was like a hostage situation.

[C]

Hollywood can't write that.

[B]

But this deal went on, man, for like three hours.

[C]

Oh. She wouldn't come out.

[B]

Yeah. And I was trying to like. Like he was trying to put the phone under the door to talk to me. I was going to talk her down. I was going to talk her off the cliff.

[C]

We have a negotiator. Bring it. Bring in wolf. Bringing the wolf.

[D]

Because I know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I know how it works.

[C]

Hey, sweetie, this is just it. Let's talk about this. Come on. You know, you have families to live for. They love you. Oh, that's awful. Boy. But you can't. You can't misread the cues that hard. I mean, how can you.

[B]

She just threw a shoe and broke and ran.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I'm like, get the phone away from her.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

We can take the technology out of her hands. We can slow this deal down.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

No, but the guy, you know, I mean, to misread that many, that many cues that hard. Yeah. In an afternoon, he'd Obviously. This is totally premeditated.

[C]

Oh, it was on his part.

[B]

No, we were talking about it weeks in advance.

[E]

He fascinated himself.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You know. Yeah.

[C]

He had it in his mind and he wasn't gonna wave off.

[B]

No, no.

[C]

He didn't care what she did or what she said. Mine wasn't that way. That was an accident. It just happened.

[B]

You got sexually harassed is what happened to you.

[C]

That's exactly what happened.

[B]

Sexually harassed by an 18 year old cheerleader that just got out of high school.

[C]

Damn it, I did.

[B]

What are they teaching these kids? It's their fault.

[C]

Disgusting.

[B]

800-800-Radio. Dean, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

How you doing, man?

[B]

Good, good, good. Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Houston.

[B]

Houston 07 Tundra with 124. Is it a four wheel drive or two wheel? Is. Does it have the big back door or the small back door?

[F]

It's a double cab.

[B]

Small back door. Is it a SR5 or a base?

[F]

It's a SR5. TRD57 average.

[B]

Rough or clean?

[F]

I'd say rough just because it has a little bit of body damage.

[B]

How much does it cost to fix the body damage?

[F]

Under a grand.

[B]

A grand? Okay, So I was 9 to 10 before I heard that. So now I'm 8 to 9.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep. Does that buy it? Time passes. Dean, does that buy it? He's thinking.

[F]

I'm looking for 10. Really?

[B]

You gotta get it fixed first. You just have to. Nobody's gonna give you that in my world without having to take it to the body shop. So go to the body shop, get it. Yeah, it's just. I mean, if we're gonna work on something, there's too many good cars that are ready to go to buy. If you're gonna buy a project, then you got a discount.

[E]

It.

[B]

It's just the way I look at it. I want to. I want to make extra money if I'm gonna have to do a bunch of extra work. So you go. You go do the work and I'll get you your 10. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me look at it. Let me make sure. I can't get that body shop fixed cheaper than you can because I might be able to. That body work. Givemetheven.com go right there and we'll work on it. 800, 800 radio. Ken, good morning. A14 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon. Is it a four door?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Is it lifted or is it stopped?

[F]

It's stock.

[B]

Is it a hard top?

[F]

Yes, it is. It also on that X package, it's got the special X bumpers, it's got that special X hood on it and it's got Rubicon and big red letters on the hood.

[B]

Does it have leather or navigation?

[F]

Yes, well, both.

[B]

And it has how many miles? 28, 000 miles. Stock X Rubicon, hard top, leather. Nav. You got the right truck? Is it 30? Hang on a second, let me slow my roll. Yeah, 30 grand. Do what I own.

[F]

I. I owe in the 40s.

[B]

No, I'm looking at market report right now. So one sold last spring in the high market for 33 with 21. One sold in June with 34 for 32. One sold in. These are all old transactions and the markets come down below. I'm a little low. I think it's a 32 grand rig. But if you owe 44, then you're. Wow, you must have rolled some negative equity in it. Did you have. Were you upside down in your trade in.

[F]

Yeah, I was upside down. Plus. Plus on what I owe includes the extended warranty.

[B]

And you bring up a good point. Hey, real quick, I gotta go. But people, when you sell your car or trade them in, you can cancel those extended warranties and get refunded by the warranty companies. Remember that. Ken, thanks for calling. If you. If you decide you want to come up with the difference, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. 800-800-7234. You can call in year, make, model, miles. We'll buy your car. We're going to be here for a while. When you sell me your [e-mail] you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. GiveMeTheEven.com I buy benzos. I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsches, lexus, the works. Givemetheven.com I want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[B]

And this is Willie Nelson. But unfortunately, we're not gonna play the whole song. But we should, because it's that damn good. Song. He sang it better than the almonds. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me the miles, year, make, model and miles and I'll buy your car in there. The guy that called in earlier with the carmax offer, we just bought his truck. The one that he told me was F2,150. And I screwed up.

[E]

Yeah, there you go.

[B]

During the bright. So in the news.

[C]

In the news, Johnny Manziel is going back to a. M. But this time.

[B]

Did you see my Johnny Manziel jersey over there in the frame? Yeah.

[C]

Is that real?

[B]

Very real. So it's gonna be signed by him here.

[C]

Well, the good news is he's going back to a. M. But this time he's not wearing a helmet. He's going back to say stuff. Student. Multiple news outlets have reported the free agent NFL quarterback has enrolled in classes. Manzel's name appears in the student directory. When you search the school's website, he's listed as a recreation. Park and tourism. Science.

[D]

Recreation.

[C]

Why is he doing this? Why is he doing.

[B]

We have Johnny here to find out. We have Johnny in on the show all the time. Johnny Goodmoyer.

[G]

John.

[B]

What's up, dude? I thought it was.

[E]

I was thinking real serious.

[F]

Man.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What brought you to back to A and M?

[E]

The NFL?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Cleveland Brown.

[C]

You were there, right? You were in.

[E]

And I just thought I would apply a little more of my intellect to studying the classics, man.

[F]

Man.

[C]

The classic.

[E]

So I got back in school, I'm going to really work hard and be a good student. Studying the classics, man.

[B]

Are you still doing that endorsement for the gas pipe? Yeah, I don't know if they have a gas pipe in. In. In college.

[E]

No, we're going to make one, man.

[B]

You going to make a gas pipe smoke job?

[C]

Some. In Austin?

[E]

We got a couple of those leftover smokinator 2000s. We're gonna stock up. We're gonna start at the 5th street flea market on Saturday next week.

[B]

Johnny Manziela endorses his own Smokinator, by the way.

[E]

He moved into my dorm, and I'm gonna write a thesis on the classics. Like Van Wilder, Animal House. No, he's. But he's so cool. He's so, so, so cool, man. Like Belushi in that movie. Yeah, that's everything you want to be, man.

[C]

No, there's nothing you want to be.

[B]

Johnny Manziel has turned into Chong. Yeah. The past three years.

[E]

Before you grow up, man.

[C]

No, it was like.

[E]

I know everybody was talking about in the NFL that I was like Jason Voorhees, you know, the bad guy wearing a hockey mask. You know, I thought I was putting my machete to better use, you know?

[B]

So odd.

[E]

So parks and tourism and literature, right?

[C]

What are you talking about?

[E]

And. And the gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[B]

Thank you, Johnny, man. You're always welcome. You're among friends, man.

[E]

Fired up.

[B]

This is safe zone.

[E]

Gary.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Morning.

[B]

Hey.

[F]

Hey, I got it. What? I got. I got a 2012 Honda Si.

[B]

An SI Civic.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Johnny's back. Oh, no. Johnny Manziel. He. He's.

[F]

Call me back.

[E]

No, not gonna call me out of a Civic, man.

[D]

This guy's got residue from.

[B]

Johnny, where are you calling from?

[F]

Well, I'm over here in Bemberg right now.

[B]

All right, well, you're not far from me. I'm over off Camp Bowie. Can you make it over here and we can look at it?

[F]

I'm hauling a tanker down the road. I'm driving. I'm driving 18 wheelers.

[B]

No, it's a truck driver, ladies and gentlemen. You gotta love you guys. You gotta love you guys. Is it a. It's a si. It's a 2012, and it's got 45 on it. What color is it?

[F]

It's black.

[B]

It's 11 grand.

[F]

11 grand?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Damn.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com. give me the VI N. That's a 17 digit VIN number. And remember, if I don't beat a CarMax offer, owe you 100 bucks. We buy cars left and right. That's what we do. Go to give me the vin.com right now and load it up and we will buy that little dumpling or that truck or that Escalade or Vet or whatever it is you've got. Bought a hundred thousand dollar Audi this week. We're not scared of the big ones either. Be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

This is the best song that ACBC ever produced. This drums turn up, boss. This is a good drunk karaoke song. This is my Favorite drunk. A 2010 Honda. A L, A N, C. At Honda Elantra. I think he meant to say Hyundai Elantra. Oh, God. Wilson, good morning.

[D]

You know, it's funny. Clayton's dad.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

John, is a car guy, Right?

[B]

Right.

[D]

Clayton's farthest thing from a car guy.

[B]

Our producer, our phone screener, Clayton, he missed a little bit. Hyundai Elantra. Wilson, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how's it going, man?

[B]

Good. What have you got? You've got a Elantra. Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth, I believe. Yeah, Cloth.

[B]

Okay. Does it have hubcaps or alloy wheels?

[F]

I think it's got hub chaps.

[B]

Is it a Gls or do you know?

[F]

It's base.

[B]

Okay. Average, rough or clean? Sounds like me.

[F]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

Does four grand put it to bed or 3,500? I'm sorry, I think 3,500 is the money. 35. Yep. All right. Junk car guy doesn't know what he wants. He doesn't know what he's got. How am I supposed to help a man that doesn't know what he's got? I don't know. Call it. Call in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. If you know what you have and you know what you own. Wesley, I don't think they made it to a escort in 2010.

[F]

Okay, you're talking to me?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[B]

I thought you was talking to someone else. No, it's you. Now I switch to You. Hello?

[F]

No, I'm sorry. It's an escape. I don't know why I said it.

[B]

I mean, nobody knows what they've got.

[F]

We're having a little bit of fun.

[B]

Y' all bought the damn things. You don't even know what you're driving. Escape or an Escalade Escort. I was like, they don't make an escort in 10.

[F]

No, I said escape. I said. I said that's fine for my brother.

[B]

Where are you? We don't deal with third parties. We only deal with the owner of the car. All right, we'll get him on the phone.

[F]

Come here, Ralph.

[B]

Sit, Ralph. Come here, Ralph.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I'm working on my. I'm working on my saltwater fish aquarium.

[B]

Me, too. Is it an XLT Escape or an xls or a Limited?

[F]

It's a limited. It has. It's fully loaded. It has backup camera, sunroof, where you call you go.

[B]

You boys sound like you're in Arkansas. Where y' all from?

[E]

Which one of you two paid for the methamphetamines this morning?

[F]

Oh, I hear you, Joshua.

[E]

Joshua, you're burning. You're burning it.

[F]

You're burning it. I. I hear you.

[B]

I live out there in Johnson County. You just drop it off at my house. It's got. How many miles are on. On this truck?

[F]

It has about 80,000. We bought it brand new from that dealership there in Baron.

[B]

Okay, can we. Can we buy the truck for $8,000?

[F]

8,000? No, man, you can't even touch it for that. I've been offer more than that.

[B]

Okay, here we go. Well, what's it take to buy it? Because I'm sitting there looking at a market report, an average MMR on its 8100. What's it take to buy your escape?

[F]

Should we just call. Wonder what it was worth. I want to sell it. Don't get me wrong. I need to buy a new one.

[B]

Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[F]

Yeah, it'll park itself. It has sunroof. It's fully loaded.

[B]

Will nine grand buy it?

[F]

How much?

[B]

Nine?

[F]

It. It could, yeah. But I talked to my wife about it. I ain't going to sit here and lie to.

[B]

Well, have your wife call. Where's she? Is she right there, too? We go through the whole damn family. Is she there? Get the wife on the first phone. Is she nearby?

[F]

She's in the shower.

[B]

I'll go. Go handle the phone in the shower. You're on a cell phone. Let's talk to her. Hey, send me A picture in the shower too.

[F]

Okay, that sounds cool.

[B]

All right.

[G]

We.

[B]

We'll give 9,500 with scare you. Oh. Average R for clean. We'll be back. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. Pictures and all up.

[C]

Full up Terrain. Terrain.

[F]

Man.

[B]

That was Wallace, Edwards and everybody else call in now. We'll buy your. Let me. Let me do. Hey, Clayton, put Tara on hold real quick. There you go, Tara. 09 Chevy Silverado with 128. Is it a crew cab or regular cab?

[F]

It's a regular cab.

[B]

It's a regular cab. No back doors. Okay.

[F]

No backdoors.

[B]

Does it. Is it a work truck or like a sl? Is it a lt?

[F]

It's more. It's an lt. It's not extended cap or anything.

[B]

Does it have power windows, locks, chrome grill, alloy wheels? It looks like a real truck.

[F]

It has alloy wheels, but it's not automatic for the windows. It's condomatic cosmetic.

[B]

Okay. Do this one on that. I like this truck. I'm thinking six to seven grand. But I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and that goes for everyone else. Givemethevin.com, load the VIN number, send me a couple pictures and I'll email you an offer letter.

[F]

Okay, awesome.

[B]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from the Woodlands, Texas.

[B]

Go Texans, right?

[F]

Yes, for sure.

[B]

They're good this year. They're good this year. Wallace Edwards is in the studio this morning.

[E]

Good morning, John.

[B]

He's gonna do a little background since Ozzy played the GEXA in Dallas with Black Sabbath on Wednesday and I missed it because I was working and I didn't have any tickets from the station.

[C]

Oh, dear.

[B]

But that's not the point.

[C]

Little shot at the local station, you know.

[B]

Good. We. We've got a deal. Good shows.

[C]

Good shows.

[B]

I get tickets. You do good shows, I get tickets.

[C]

Good show.

[B]

Black Sabbath.

[C]

How are your tickets?

[B]

I didn't have. I couldn't find them. They put them under the planter.

[D]

I bet you Wallace had some.

[B]

Wallace, did you have tickets?

[E]

You should have gone to the show, John. Really something.

[B]

Yeah. Did he bite a head off a bat or pee on the side of the stage?

[G]

No.

[E]

I think maybe he's got false teeth.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

He's not doing that bit anymore. But I, you know, in the audience, I had the longest hair of anybody.

[C]

There you are, Shaggy.

[B]

Let's hear your story.

[E]

Me and my friend David Nader from Boardwalk Ferrari went out to see Sabbath. It's the last time you're ever Gonna get to see him in Dallas. Ozzy in true form. He actually went over and pissed on Reunion Tower.

[B]

He did that in the 70s, I know.

[E]

Supposedly a lot of people aren't aware of his origin though, because a teen friendly, bubblegum pop music act of immense popularity comes along in almost every generation. But they can also be a veritable breeding ground for artists who go on to irreversibly shatter the norm of what's considered family friendly in the mainstream. But one could have predicted the maelstrom of despicable act and macabre grotesqueries that was born in the career of the Osmond brothers. The Osmonds consisted of a family of five Mormon brothers, Alan Merrill, Jay Donnie and John Michael. And like many family groups, they found a niche in the market for a clean, wholesome pop music act that could actually sell records to American teens in a time when rock music was as a whole taking a turn for dark, darker and more mature subject matter. And the Osmonds were clean. As lifelong members of the Mormon Church, they didn't smoke, drink or use any illegal substances. They participated in family Bible study every morning, rather evening before bed. And they all slept in magic Mormon Underoos at night. And of course, the Osmond brothers proved to be a powerful force in pop music. Back in the early 70s. Their only creation career difficulties stemmed from the burgeoning adolescence of their oldest member and baritone singer John Michael, who the Osmonds father had nicknamed Ozzy. To be fair, he was never a fan of his brother's own music or their lifestyle. He had secretly converted to Catholicism at the age of 16, primarily for the wine, and he traded his magic Underoos for a copy of Motorhead's first album. He enjoyed the smoked oysters from a can, one of Mormonism's well known forbidden foods. And he had a habit of licking each of his brother's microphones before a show as a joke. The smell alone was enough to send his brother Donnie into a nauseous, blithering tantrum on many occasions. He'd also become a frequent user of hallucinogens like bladder acid and pcp, and developed a strange tendency of kidnapping domestic animals, animals from local shelters and pet stores, and roasting their carcasses in a tiny hibachi he kept on his porch, if not biting their heads off raw. After various arrests for cruelty to animals and public intoxication, thanks to attending several Catholic mass gatherings a day which offered an endless supply of communion wine, young Ozzy was kicked out of the Osmond brothers to be Replaced by his much more congenial sister, Marie, who, while not technically a brother in the least, carried her own kind of preteen appeal. After which the young vocalist converted for a final time to true atheism, changed his name to Osbourne, and incorporated a stage theatric that included lots of skulls, snakes, pentagrams, and upside down Catholic crosses. Which seem like good clean fun, especially to a group of of friends that young Ozzy met while on tour in England and who convinced the young singer to join their ranks in one of the UK's first and most diabolically themed hard rock bands, the now universally heralded Black Sabbath. And with that, there's today's rock history moment. That's a stretch, man, from your own uncle Walter. Wallace Edwards. I'm still a little high from the show, John.

[C]

Get a haircut, dude.

[E]

Really a lot of dope at that Black Sabbath concert.

[C]

It was.

[B]

Well, thank you, Wallace. Your, your, your backstories are always incredible. Sean, good morning. Where are you calling us from?

[F]

Hey, how's it going?

[B]

Good.

[F]

Calling from Lafayette, Louisiana.

[B]

Lafayette? Did this, did this car get wet?

[F]

No, it did not.

[B]

Okay. Because we're going to inspect it. I just can't buy plug cars. Can't buy flood cars. 2013 ZL1 with 34. Is it a convertible or a hard top?

[F]

The hard top.

[B]

Okay. What color?

[F]

Orange inferno.

[B]

The last ZL1 I bought was at a Lafayette, Louisiana not long ago. That's funny. 34,000 miles. If it's got a clean carfax, it doesn't need tires, doesn't need a windshield, which is the Louisiana package, by the way. A whiskey dent from y'. All. Drinking too much. Needs a set of back skins because y' all burn out when you're drunk. Yeah, and the roads are rough and you have chips in your windshield. But that's not the point. I'm a low 30s buyer. Probably 31 grand with those miles on it. Okay, and if that works, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we will get you a check. We have a drop off place over behind Lafayette, Harley in Scott.

[F]

Oh yeah, I'm not far from there now.

[B]

Okay, we'll. We'll overnight a check down there and chuckle inspector the car and give you a check. If there's a payoff, we'll make the payoff. Thank you, sir. You know. Yeah.

[C]

You say you can't buy flood cars. Where do people take those? I mean, do you buy them discounted?

[B]

Well, the insurance company buys them from them.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And if they don't have insurance. Then they try to pawn them off.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And that's why we have to inspect them heavily to make sure that we don't get a hold of one.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Because they're in the system. Well, sure, but a car like this is that expensive. They're going to have insurance.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Okay, so, so they. But it's the cheaper cars that don't have insurance that gets flooded for. Yeah, you really gotta watch for them.

[C]

Okay. I didn't know if they get a modified title or what happens.

[B]

But I've been doing this, I mean, you know, how. How do I buy cars sight unseen, seriously, like this in for new listeners. I've been doing this, I don't know, 20, 21 years. I started when I was. The first one I bought was an M3 when I was a junior in high school from a wholesaler. But I've been doing this forever. We're the largest independent wholesaler in the state of Texas. There are guys that sell more. We don't sell other people's cars. We only own our own. We buy them and we wholesale them and we do a couple of hundred a week and we're the biggest in, in. In the area. And you just go through, you know, on our website, I think it says 75,000. It's probably 100,000 at this point. How many cars are bought and sold? And you just do it so much, it's like playing cards. Which I'm not a card player, but the guys that are great at it, they just have all that instinct. And I've developed these instincts over time. I've watched you what sells, what doesn't. You know, a car in the. That has to bring mid teens. It's like a basic kind of car with tacky miles. Those are hard to move. Leather roof, nav, you know, and you know which cars to stretch hard on and you know, which ones to pull back on. And I guarantee I'll beat carmax right every once in a while. I don't. And I send this guy 100 bucks because I, I'm looking at this deal like this car's gonna lose a thousand. Let it go. Give the guy 100. Thanks for the opportunity.

[C]

Cheaper.

[B]

We know what we're doing. I think we're the best in the business of what we do. Range Rovers, vets, all the, you know, heavies, Bentley about a GT speed. The other day, 63G wagon. I mean, we buy heavy cars and we buy cheap cars. About 2,000 to 200,000 is our range.

[C]

What was the big one of the week.

[B]

Oh, Audi RS7. It was 100,000. Had an MSRP of 129. It was bad to the bone. And we have different markets. We sent that car to Pennsylvania because the best market for Highline cars is Mannheim, Pennsylvania. So that heavy stuff I send up north and I have a partner up there that picks up all our Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey. So we. And we have guys in Houston. We have a crew in Houston that buys from all the local dealerships down there. They gather all our cars up at our shipping center. Anyway, we got a big network. It's a big deal. It's turned into a big company. And I know we have fun on the air, but we've got a real company behind all this. And givemetheven.com is how you get to it. A lot of guys, Oklahoma, Dallas, Houston. We're losing you right now. We're going into our number four. You can join us. You can pick it up on the itunes or send a note to the program director and ask them why they don't carry number four at your station. Because they send them to me. I can't make the decision. Send them to them. We'll see you next Saturday, guys. That we're losing. Everybody else else, hang tight. Our number four is in the box. Coming up.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Tripping daisy. Good morning, J.D.

[C]

Good morning, John.

[B]

We're number four.

[C]

It is.

[B]

We're off ESPN Houston for the Aggie football game.

[D]

Oh, they have Aggies this year?

[B]

Year, yeah.

[G]

Huh.

[B]

I guess they lost UT The. The year that UT is going to be great.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What was that clip from the ut. The Notre Dame side of the UT game last Saturday night?

[D]

When you want to hear that again?

[B]

Yeah. Holy dog, Texas. Only steers and queers come from Texas. Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. That was a great game. Did you watch it, Bob?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. It's one of the most emotional games I've seen in my life.

[B]

It was awesome. We're talking about the Notre Dame UT game. It was Saturday night. Oh, it was great. Oh, yeah.

[E]

God.

[B]

What were you doing watching it, J.D. you don't watch football.

[C]

We were at home and it flipped it on. It was just so good. I mean, it kept going back and forth. It was tied. It was like Wild.

[B]

Did you just watch the last quarter?

[C]

I watched the last. Yeah, the last quarter and then the two overtimes.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's when I caught it. Because I went to the Bama and USC game and. And by the way, USC girls are freaking phenomenal. They wear skirts to the game.

[C]

Stop it.

[D]

Mini skirts.

[C]

Stop it.

[D]

And cheerleading skirts. Not just the cheerleaders, but the girls in the stands. They're college students and they're wearing their little.

[B]

Yes. It was crazy. Are they babysitters?

[D]

They may be babysitters. I was looking for a babysitter. That's for sure.

[B]

That night. So the college attendance girls.

[D]

You're not talking about the cheerleaders in the stands?

[B]

They're the best.

[D]

Oh, yeah. It was the best I've ever seen.

[B]

The best. The most talented pool of college bodies you've ever seen in your entire life?

[D]

In one area, yes.

[C]

Calendar.

[D]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Good morning, Arkansas. Good morning, Fayetteville on kkeg. The keg.

[D]

I wonder how many of them are coming into Texas. Probably already now, right?

[B]

Yeah, they're probably. Man, they travel in drones. You remember back in the Southwest Conference days when the Arkansas guys would come with all their RVs and their flags flying? They're gonna whip TCU's ass. I'm telling you. They're gonna whip their ass. I cannot believe the TCU is playing.

[D]

A favorite, favorite home, their home team.

[C]

Oh, give you the favor, they're not.

[E]

The team they were a couple seasons ago. All right.

[D]

AC's offense is pretty damn good, though. Yeah, be high scoring game.

[B]

I mean, The Jackrabbit scored 43 points on them or something like that.

[D]

How many of those were they just trying? Different players in different positions, too.

[B]

Who, tcu?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, you think that they were just fooling around? Yeah, South Dakota. Yeah, but they let him get 50 points on them, Charlie. They almost lost.

[D]

And they'll probably let Arkansas get 50, but they'll outscore them.

[B]

And they dropped like 10 points in the polls because of it.

[D]

Deservingly.

[E]

I said a wager coming on you and Turley.

[D]

Would you like to wager on this?

[B]

Yeah. I've got 20 that says Arkansas beats TCU. Heads up.

[D]

Sure, I'll take that.

[B]

Okay, well, you got it done. A couple of details. I. Well, what's the other Arkansas City run? Fort Smith. Fort Smith, Arkansas. Good morning, Amarillo. Good morning, Wichita Falls. Good morning, the Bear. The Bear. The Bear. The Bear, the owner of Classic Rock, and of course, the Barrett Abilene. Hello, Abilene, Texas. Yes, we Buy trucks. Yes. We buy miley diesels. Yes. We put them on the money. Yes. I see what they want for them in Auto Trader, but you have to understand, I sell them to those people. I'm a wholesale distributor. I'm not. I get close to the money. But. But if a guy buys a truck from me for 34 grand and I gave you 33. 5 for it, and he's asking 38 online, that's his business. And if you go in there and offer him 34, he'll probably take it. But what they're asking and what they're selling for two different prices. And especially these classic cars. I still got that damn pink Cadillac.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Well, it's running now.

[B]

Oh, that's a start.

[D]

Yeah, it's running.

[B]

No pun.

[D]

So I don't know where you want to put it, but it's.

[C]

Do I still want to drive it now, is it?

[B]

I don't want her to drive it because it's going to break down. About a 61 pink Cadillac. It's really pretty car, but it is cool. You can't keep them running. Hey, that Aston Martin that we got tied up in that weird legal thing.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Do you still have it?

[C]

Yeah, No, I sold it.

[D]

Have you been driving?

[C]

Every once in a while. I don't trust it.

[B]

What are we gonna do with that car?

[C]

What do you mean? Good?

[B]

I don't know. That's a great question.

[C]

Why is it good that I've been driving?

[B]

A guy died. It's on the repo list. A lawyer tried to sell it to us. He can't get the title. And we have the car. He just gave us the car. So I gave it to JD and he's got an Aston Martin TB sitting in his driveway. Convertible.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So if someone repos it, you know why?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It's just gone.

[C]

Where would they find it? You ain't going to find it in my house, dude. Everywhere, man. You can't see my house on the street.

[B]

What do we do with that car? Just keep driving and have fun with it.

[C]

So they're looking.

[B]

Wait, so it belongs to a. Hold on. He's got legal issues.

[G]

No.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't get pulled over and they go, this car's hot.

[B]

It's not stolen. It's not stolen. It's not stolen.

[C]

Somebody's looking for it in a.

[B]

Was a bank repo that was charged off entirely. And some lawyer. Some lawyer got a hold of the deal.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he wanted to sell it to us, so we bought it and he brought it over. Here. We inspected it and then when he started, we did a title history search on it and he didn't have the title. It was, oh, you need to pay off this deal. And I'm like, hang on.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

How long is it? We've had the car for three months. Yeah.

[D]

Say it's been three months now. So how long, how long can this. Can it go?

[B]

A year? How long you can go until somebody repost it out of JD's driveway?

[C]

They ain't gonna find it. But here's the deal. It's the, the mechanics on, the electronics on it just kind of come and go. They decide the top will come up sometimes, sometimes it won't.

[B]

Typical Italians.

[C]

Yeah, the very moody attack just goes off and the radio quits and then. But the motor always runs.

[B]

It's going to be a PCM issue and it's probably going to cost 2500 to fix. Program control module, Body control module.

[D]

If you want to go and take care of this jd, that'd be great.

[C]

I gotta hold off. You don't mind? I don't mind the top not coming out.

[B]

Josh, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

What's going on, buddy?

[B]

Not much. Do you have a. Do you have a title to this truck?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay, so you're not selling us a hot car like that other guy did? Wow.

[F]

Sir.

[B]

08 Silverado 3500. Is it a diesel or is it a gas?

[F]

66 Duramax four wheel or two wheel? Four wheel drive.

[B]

Okay. Leather or cloth?

[F]

It's LT leather. Black with black leather.

[B]

And it's a dually. Dually Navigation sunroof.

[F]

No sunroof, no navigation. LT package.

[B]

Average. Is it. Do you know if it's a 1 lt or 2 lt?

[F]

1 lt.

[B]

Okay, so no Nav, no roof?

[F]

No.

[B]

How are the tires? Brand new. All right. How's the car? What do I have to spend money on? Nothing. All right. It's got how many miles?

[F]

108,000.

[B]

Okay, well, if it's got a clean carfax clean title history, I don't know. It's low 20s.

[F]

Oh, it's worth more than 20.

[B]

I didn't say 20. I said low 20s. Mid to low 20s. Mid to low twenties. I know the year. What will you take for it?

[F]

I take 20 for 24 for it.

[B]

I see we're saying the same thing. You're on the ball. People are wanting to be so aggressive right today. Don't be, Josh. I'm with you, man. 24. 24 will buy. Who Are your friends okay? I'm gonna look, I'm not gonna commit to 24 until I see pictures. So what I need you to do is go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number. I'm going to pull a Carfax, I'm going to pull an auto check, I'm going to pull a Texas title history, I'm going to look at the photos and I'm going to convince confirm yes or no at 24. If I can't give 24, I'm going to get as close to it as I can.

[F]

Sounds good, J.D. i'll load it up for you this afternoon.

[B]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes.

[E]

You move the Hendrix thing.

[B]

Well, let me tell you about that.

[C]

What does that mean?

[B]

How much time do we have?

[D]

You want to tell them whatever the Hendrix thing is, you got plenty of time.

[B]

Okay. We've got a cool box light like from Spencer's palace on the wall, right? It's a Hendrix are you experienced Album.

[C]

Got you.

[B]

And it used to be on the other wall. And I put the Johnny Manzel jersey that's in a frame on that wall. But that light that was there, that had. It was a plug in light that was. There was a clock with a neon ring around it.

[E]

Where's the clock?

[B]

I threw it in the trash can and I poured my spitter on top of it. Why? Because I hate it. I hated it was my clock. I hated it. And Vernon.

[E]

I could have taken that to my house.

[B]

I hated it in Vernon. I thought it was mine. It followed me from Witchita Falls when we had the studio up there. It followed me here and it got put up. And two years ago I said get that some out of here. And I threw it in the trash can and somebody dug it out of the trash can, put it back on the wall. So this time I poured dip spit all over it. I'm like, if y' all like it that much, then get it.

[E]

No, I've never dug it out of a trash can, man.

[B]

Somebody did.

[E]

You did it used your sign off office back here. You know where the. Where the call screeners.

[B]

It looks like something out of the dollar Store, man.

[C]

Walmart for 9.95.

[B]

I hate. I'll give you $10 for destroying your.

[E]

Phone with a blue neon.

[B]

Yeah, I hate it.

[E]

Roundy round.

[B]

I mean it's so. I just hate it.

[E]

You need more blue neon in your life.

[B]

It's just cheap and. And looks. Just look. Looks like some right but this is podcast homos.

[E]

And I don't mind. We've been friends for too long, man.

[B]

We're not going to get sideways over this.

[E]

No, no. This is the kind of thing when they. When people discuss karma.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

This is the kind of thing that Jesus will get you.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[E]

I'm just saying.

[C]

Yeah, he's big in the blue neon.

[E]

I'm just saying. No Book of Job. Okay. Book of Job. That guy didn't think he'd done anything. And many times we don't.

[C]

Right? Yeah.

[E]

And then you got boils and your chickens all die.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And you're like, why, God?

[B]

Why?

[E]

He goes, well, you know what? Because the Bible's blue clock is why. Okay.

[B]

Was that your blue clock?

[E]

It really was.

[B]

Did you buy it?

[E]

He doesn't sound like that. He sounds like this.

[B]

John. Yes, yes. God, what have you done to Bobble's blue clock? I threw it in the trash can, your honor. And I poured my dip spit on top of it. Hast thou not felt the love of pity in time?

[C]

I don't think that's this guy.

[F]

Through Babo's eyes.

[B]

We have clocks all over here. We have atomic clocks. We have professional clocks. And we didn't like bobbos. $50 blue neon hanging on the wall in this good looking room. And he said unto them, thou shalt.

[E]

Not touch Babble's blue clock.

[C]

That's not the Bible.

[E]

The Lord has spoken into his rise.

[C]

The 11th Commandment.

[E]

Like that. And that's what he said to Job. And Job's like, what?

[C]

No, he didn't. Yeah, no, he didn't. No, I'm going to. I'm going to step up. No, hang on.

[B]

But we've got the reverend, the real reverend in here to discuss this with. With you. J.D. let's have a little dueling reverend. J.D. is like a non registered reverend.

[C]

I'm not a registered. Yeah, actually I am a minister.

[B]

Okay, well, minister versus minister. Minister. Minister Wright, are you here with us?

[C]

Oh, man.

[E]

I couldn't help but to hear the disturbing sound.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Of the fate.

[C]

That wasn't in the Bible.

[E]

Of the clock of Bible.

[C]

It wasn't the. In the Bible.

[E]

Oh, Lord, it reminds me.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Of a fella named Lot.

[C]

No.

[E]

Living in Gomorrah. When it come to the house, the angels and all of the men of Gomorrah come. And many of them were homosexual.

[C]

Yes, they did.

[E]

Yes, they did.

[C]

You were making things.

[E]

There was some puffing going on. And they said, give us those angels. We like to have our Way with them. Many people think the sin was the homosexuality. But it was not.

[F]

No.

[E]

It was the ignorance of hospitality.

[B]

So, Reverend J.D. what is your argument? Is he missing the facts?

[C]

None of the facts in the Bible. None of it's in the book of Job. He's making all of this up.

[B]

It's not even close.

[E]

And don't even forget the book of Job was a player. I know Job was a player. He got what he deserved.

[B]

What did he get?

[E]

Never knew why.

[B]

What happened to Job in the end?

[E]

He had boils on his skin. He couldn't afford a pack of squares. His shoes fell apart.

[C]

Yeah, I know. Bad things happen to Job.

[E]

He got a hole in the aluminum bed of his truck, but it had.

[B]

Nothing to do with. Was it a Ford truck?

[E]

Jesus got Job so hard. And Jesus had not yet even been born.

[C]

Okay?

[E]

That's how bad Job was.

[B]

Amen.

[E]

Amen.

[B]

Amen.

[F]

See Joy.

[E]

See Joy.

[B]

Joy. Lord, look, here we go. Sean, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Morning, guys. How you doing?

[B]

Good. Where are you calling us from?

[F]

Abilene, Texas.

[B]

Abilene. Listening to us on the bear. I love the bear. Best radio station ever. I fell in love with the bear. Dove hunting in Sweetwater, Texas in 1997 or something like that. Love the bear.

[F]

I'm heading to Sweetwater here in a little bit.

[B]

Are you dove hunting?

[F]

Not wish. I have to work.

[B]

Are there any birds flying out there? Have you heard any reports this year?

[F]

Oh, I've been driving the roads quite a bit and there's dove everywhere.

[B]

All right, you've got a 12 Chevy crew cab, Silverado, 1500 with 50,000 miles. And it says Hattie Daddy. I think he meant to say heavy duty. Yeah. Okay. Is it. Is it a four wheel drive? Yes, it's a HD. It's a 12 HD. I didn't.

[F]

It's not HD, it's just 1500.

[B]

What year is the truck?

[F]

2012.

[B]

Okay, because I was gonna say they quit that HD business like in oh, three. Remember when they were doing a half ton HD's, right?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

On a three quarter ton chassis. Okay, we've got a 12 half ton. Is it leather, cloth?

[F]

The cloth.

[B]

Okay, so it's an LS or is it a work truck?

[F]

It's a LT, I believe. Got the cloth, it's got electric, everything 4.8 or 5.353.

[B]

Okay. Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

It's clean. There's not a thing wrong with it. Windshield's good. Tires are brand new.

[B]

What color?

[F]

It's white.

[B]

White. Don't have to spend any money on. It's got 50 on it's got a clean carfax and I am a survey says twenty two thousand dollar buyer.

[F]

Yeah, Daddy, 22. Yep, that's pretty close. I think I owe 23, 8 or something like that. But I'd be willing to almost through the 22 just to unass it, get rid of it. Don't need it anymore.

[B]

So what you do now is go to givemetheven.com in the info. Say John, hit me at 22 on the air. Please send me the official letter. Here's the pictures. We'll pull a carfax history and title history. Make sure everything's bueno. Line up the deal. Do you have a title or is there a payoff? Oh, there's a payoff. You already told me. So we'll pay off your lender and then you pay us the difference and we'll knock this loan out and get the car picked up.

[F]

I appreciate it guys. You'll have a good one.

[B]

Thank you, Sean. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. you look like you have some news still.

[C]

We haven't even touched. You know, a lot of presidents have mountains named after them. Freeways, stadiums, things like that. Well, this week President Obama got something named after him. And actually this, when I say this, you're going to think I'm making it up. But it came from the Washington Post and this was meant to as a compliment. It's barotrema obami, which is a deadly turtle pathogen that sucks the life out of a turtle's lungs. And these guys, the scientists came up with this. Yeah, they came up with this pathogen that, that they named after President Obama. True story. All right, moving on. I'm not making it up. Go look at the Washington Post also. You know, we have things like in America we say, you know, well, Bush, what happened?

[B]

You made it up.

[E]

You so fell.

[C]

Go look it up.

[E]

They only put that, they only put that in the news. So that undecided almost right wing nut jobs like.

[C]

So the Washington Post just is baiting J.D. ryan in Texas.

[D]

In the Washington Post. Dude, it was post. We had two T's on there.

[B]

The, the rags around the country, the big ones have gone crazy. Pro Democrat propaganda.

[C]

Oh, absolutely.

[B]

I mean do you remember the Obama run in 08 when all of the editors made the statements? Yeah, it was, I mean they just took these huge slants. You couldn't buy advertisement like these guys.

[C]

Well, they do buy it.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, I know Rolling Stone is pretty leftist, right? New York Times, of course.

[C]

Jimmy Kimmel. That was a paid advertisement. Hillary Clinton on there on Kimmel.

[B]

Yo, that was ugly.

[E]

Disney Corporation.

[B]

Hello. So what's going to happen in this election?

[E]

Trump's going to win.

[C]

Trump's going to win.

[B]

I don't think Trump's going to win.

[C]

You don't?

[B]

No.

[D]

Really saying, you know what he's doing here?

[G]

He's just.

[D]

Because he's wants his guy. Yeah, he wants his guy to win. And he's like, oh, no, I'm going to, I'm going to take the reverse role.

[C]

Oh, you're playing that.

[D]

What happened to your thousand dollar bet and everything?

[B]

I do want my guy to win. I don't, I don't want Hillary. I'm sincerely concerned at this point.

[C]

Why?

[B]

The polls, that many of them can't be wrong.

[C]

Well, they swung back the other way now.

[B]

No, they haven't. I looked at this morning. CNN's the only one that has one with Trump in the head.

[C]

I know. And they are huge Hillary supporters. Huge.

[B]

We got to go to break. I want to, I want to pick this back up in a minute. You guys call in. I want to hear who's going to win and why. Your opinions of who's crazy, who's not, we can get, we're not supposed to get political or religion on this show, but we've done the whole segment on religion and politics, so might as well keep her going. 800-800-RATIO. Call it right now. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. If there's one thing in the world I hate, it's freaking car dealers and car salesmen that lie, lie, lie. Go to givemetheven.com I fixed it all. I can do this. No hassle. Easy, easy. I'll buy your car online. You don't even have to look at me. You don't have to meet any of us. You shoot your VIN number in, we shoot you back. An offer letter. If you take the offer, we shoot you the money and we pick up your car. It's all [e-mail] no hassle, no catch. Smooth, smooth dealing 100% online.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[F]

Hit him up right now.

[A]

1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Good morning, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Wichita Falls, Abilene. It's us. We're back, back, we're back.

[C]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Everett. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[B]

Good. Where are you calling us from?

[F]

Well, I live in Joshua, but I was coming to work. I worked in Grand Prairie and I heard your show on the radio, so I called up. I got put on hold, I made it to work, and I'm hiding outside waiting to come on with you.

[B]

Wow, man. How many calls from Joshua, Texas today? I don't know.

[F]

Joshua's not a very big town.

[B]

I grew up there, unfortunately.

[F]

Did you really?

[B]

Yeah. And I mean, I say unfortunately. I enjoyed it. It's just changed so much. Everett, did you grow up there or did you just move in?

[F]

No, no, I grew up in Arlington. I'm like a lot of people in Arlington. I escaped to Mansfield, and then they escaped to Crowley and Burleson. Now we're all out in.

[B]

When I was in fifth grade, grandparents house between. Off the tollway, about a mile towards burleson. Off in 1902.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I know exactly where that's at.

[B]

Reese Prairie Baptist Church. Yeah, we're right.

[F]

I'm off of 9:15.

[B]

Yeah, I'm on. I'm right behind Reese Prairie Baptist Church. There's a long white house on the hill, and below that, there's another house with a great big lake in front of it. My granddaddy dug that. My granddaddy dug that lake in 1977. I was sitting on his lap in the scraper. I really was. Anyway, I. The roads out there were dirt. And when we had football practice in fifth grade, I would ride my CR80 to football practice in downtown Joshua.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And nobody said a word. It was Mayberry. Yeah, it was Mayberry.

[C]

Small town, usa.

[B]

And now it's not. Now they're fixing it. Well, they're fixing to put around a lot of.

[F]

A lot of growth out there. It's gonna happen. I understand, with the Chisholm Trail. So it's probably gonna really start to start to get bigger every day.

[B]

We're gonna have to move. Why? I just. I wouldn't live in the country if I wanted a bunch of neighbors. Well, they're fixing to put a roundabout, like a European roundabout. I know, in the pasture. You know where I live. Yeah. You know the hill right down towards my old house. That's going to be a roundabout. I'm not kidding.

[C]

In the middle of nowhere.

[B]

Yeah. What the hell?

[C]

Somebody.

[B]

Anyway, a 2000. You got a chair? Go ahead.

[F]

I'm sorry.

[B]

The reason I haven't taken your call is because the market on these cars is down And I didn't want to. I didn't want to be the bearer of bad news on the air. I've lost money on every challenger I've had for the past 180 days. I mean, it's ridiculous. Yeah, everybody bought them up. They're cool. I love them. But there's a lot of them now, and they're all coming into the system on trade ins and it's beating the market up. So is it an RT or an RT plus?

[F]

It's an rt.

[B]

Okay, does it have the stick, leather, nav roof, any of those options?

[F]

It has leather. It does not have the roof or the nav. It has a. It has an aftermarket pioneer in dash. DVD, AM, FM, CD, DVD. Got the 5.7 Hemi with the cold air intake muffler delete. Still has the CAT converters and the resonators, but the mufflers were deleted. Makes it sound really good. It's bucker cobalt.

[B]

I. I want to get. I want to give 17 and you want 20, right?

[F]

Yeah, I. I need low 20s.

[B]

Yeah, see, it won't get there. The market. I'm looking at a report right now. Texas Hobby auto auction last week. 52, 000 miles. Black leather nav roof. Sold 177 Mannheim, Palm beach, you know, in Florida. 44, 000 white. Sold. 182 Statesville. There's that. Arkansas. No, I think it's in Kentucky. 34,000 miles. Sold. 18, 7. This one's got 50. So let's go up on the miles. 62,000 miles in North Carolina last week. Sold 17 2. So that's the market, you know, 17, 17, 5 to 18 grand is. Is the real market. If you get anyone to pay you more than that, you're out trading them. You're doing good.

[F]

So that, yeah, 7, 17 is a solid offer, but I need. I'm a little upside down on it. I don't mind kicking in the cash in order to make my payment go away, but I need. I need to be around, you know, 23, 24 at least.

[B]

You're gonna have to trade it in, and they're gonna have to swallow up the negative equity.

[F]

Right.

[B]

All right, well, there you go. Go see Charlie. Go see Charlie Evans at Vandergriff. Honda or Toyota. He's a good buddy of mine. Tell him you talk to me.

[F]

Vandergriff, Honda.

[B]

Yeah, and Toyota. He owns both of them.

[F]

Okay, thanks, man. Got a great show.

[B]

We'll see you. Appreciate it. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Arkansas Beaver Lake.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

All the. All the guys up there. The reason we're on a there, the reason I wanted to be in that market is because we can bring the Dallas market to you. The cars are higher in Dallas than they are in that. I've bought cars all over the SEC countries. Yeah. I've flown. I've been to every auction everywhere go all the time. And especially with the. There's. That's a retirement area. And you've got these guys with lower mile cars that are 65 years old or grandma passes away. I love those cars. So if you. If, if you're listening up there, have a, you know, an aunt that passed away or anything like that. There's a car left over. Please put it in. Givemethe vin.com we will send drivers up there all the way from Dallas and pick up. Speaking of Turley, how do we. I know we're buying these cars at Arkansas. We haven't really set up a mass transit yet, have we? We've just been going one. One at a time picking them up.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

There's.

[D]

There is a drop location.

[B]

It's got.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Hog motors or whatever. Yes.

[D]

Yeah, that's been set.

[C]

I just.

[B]

I don't even know if we've used.

[D]

I don't think we've used it now.

[B]

The drivers come in in the morning, get their marching orders, and they hop in a car and head to Little Rock and bring them back.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

We lost an Altima up there the other day. And as a driver, we sent the drivers up there and our car broke down. What happened?

[D]

You know, it doesn't sound like it's too serious. Transmission was overfilled, the fluids and it was.

[B]

Where did they break down?

[D]

In Arkansas, like somewhere in Arkansas. Just leaving Arkansas.

[B]

So did we make it all the way? Did we buy that car?

[D]

Yes, we got our we.

[B]

So it was a car we bought, not a car?

[D]

No, no. The car that was dropped that broke down was our runner.

[B]

So it made it all the way to Arkansas? Yeah. And then it broke down coming back.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

How did they get back? Oh, obviously they just jumped in the other one. What did we buy from.

[D]

Was it that 2500 maroon truck?

[B]

Okay. We bought a pretty 14 or 16. That was a nice one.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Sorry.

[D]

I'm sorry. Sean keeps texting me at your. One of your spots.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

About needing a price on. You're talking about trucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I told him to call into the show. I know. He can't listen right now from discount.

[B]

Yes. He's got to know we're on the air. I know. I told.

[D]

He's like, we're on the air stuff.

[B]

Yeah, y' all on the radio. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Sorry, 800. I take all these cars and gather them up and I redistribute them to other dealers. And this one guy, he's talking about. We sell they. We supply them, you know, 50 cars.

[C]

A week places, you know you can sell them.

[B]

Well, I've been doing it for years, so. So we. This guy's walking our. We drop off 20 at a time over there, and they walk them. And he's asking Charlie for prices. Hey, man, you know what's funny? Without any background music and you can stop. Don't put it on, Baba. What's this remind you of? What we're doing right this moment? What's this sound like? This sounds like Vernon, Texas.

[E]

Surely does.

[B]

The old show that we started with.

[E]

Day one, the Daily Nooner.

[B]

Not even the nooners as much as the. What was it called? The. It wasn't the real deal. It was. Oh, Top Gear. Top gear on 94, down the Outlaw.

[C]

Do you have any audio of that?

[B]

We do. We need to dig some up. It sounds about as bad as this does, right?

[C]

Play my old ear checks. Bring that in.

[D]

It's down because the. The station, the chipmunks outside. What's his name?

[B]

Bob?

[D]

Oh, I can't remember his name now.

[E]

The little Randy.

[D]

Yeah, a little Randy's out.

[B]

What's he want? I don't know.

[D]

Coming around all the time.

[E]

I don't know why you waste time on this kind of stuff.

[C]

Because he's cute.

[G]

Bring him in.

[B]

What the hell's he wanting? I know. Is he out there talking? We got robbed.

[G]

Hey, what's going on, guys?

[B]

Hi, Randy.

[C]

He's cute.

[B]

This is Joe. Tom White.

[G]

Hey, I know somebody busted in your door. Yeah, the other morning.

[C]

Yeah, they know that.

[G]

What? What was that about?

[B]

Well, they. They stole our computers and they stole our TVs.

[G]

Oh, no. Son of a.

[C]

A cussing squirrel. Are you squirreling?

[G]

I look like a decent, long, bushy. Damn.

[C]

My bad. I'm sorry.

[G]

God almighty. Hey, where's that dog?

[C]

My dog's not here.

[G]

Okay, good. That son of a. Tried to kill me.

[C]

No, my dog.

[G]

Last week.

[C]

No, he didn't.

[G]

Anyway, I saw your doors open. I went to take a look around.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And I helped myself to a cup of cafe au lait.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And somebody left some corn nuts back here in the office with all the computers, so I took those corn nuts.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Is that okay?

[B]

Yeah, it's okay.

[G]

Listen, I'm hungry as hell. It's hard to be a chipmunk. I watched a little porn.

[B]

No chipmunk porn.

[G]

Yeah. Wilderness family.

[B]

You ever see that?

[G]

I like that part with the bear. Yeah, well, I'm scared to death of a bear.

[C]

You should be.

[G]

Oh, they're big bad son of a. Anyway, I'll just drown, you know. It's nut time.

[C]

Did you see it? Yeah, I know, it's.

[G]

You're just torn up in September when you see those horn frogs coming.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

You know, it's time to get as many nuts as you can up the tree, right? Because I'm kind of down about it. I've been working my ass off all summer long.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Gathering nuts day after day after night after day.

[C]

Right.

[G]

I'm tired. I know, but I got a tree full of nuts. And my girl Sharonda, I come back other day and she was hanging around my tree with a damn squirrel.

[F]

Oh, no.

[G]

God, I hate squirrels.

[C]

I hate to say it. They called you a squirrel.

[G]

It seems wrong.

[B]

Are you a racist?

[G]

It seems ignorant.

[B]

Well, lesson.

[G]

Squirrels are still a little bit unstable. You know any?

[B]

I don't know. In person. I see them around everybody.

[G]

Don't get me wrong. I mean, I've got a couple of friends that are squirrels. But they steal.

[C]

We all do.

[G]

They do.

[B]

Likes this. So what? What do they steal?

[C]

Don't ask him.

[G]

I had one steal my girlfriend this week. Turley, it's not funny.

[B]

It is funny. Squirrel.

[G]

Oh, well.

[C]

Stole your girlfriend.

[G]

Yeah. You know, the animal world has all kinds of culture.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Really. Every. Every social strata is covered. We have our religious nuts, the possums. Because they got that beady eyed look. You only see them at night, right? Never uptown. It's always out in the woods somewhere. Yeah, you better look out. You get out around a bunch of possums and you hear that Yee haw. Head for tail. That's bad. They fly at flag.

[B]

What kind of flag?

[G]

That Possum Clan flag. I don't trust them. I still don't trust them.

[C]

All right.

[G]

My daddy told me, Lord loves the working chipmunk. Never trust whitey. I go by that. Hey, I gotta take off.

[B]

All right.

[G]

I'm gonna try to get. A lot of My nuts are getting wet.

[B]

It is kind of damp outside.

[G]

Okay, bye.

[B]

Thanks. Thanks. What's his name? Rusty.

[D]

Just hangs around out here. He's been begging to come on the air.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Finally.

[C]

Finally. Get him on.

[D]

Got him on.

[E]

I wouldn't have let him, man.

[C]

He's a racist.

[B]

Who knew the racist.

[E]

He does sound a little bit like a race.

[C]

He is just a little.

[E]

I hate that chipmunk.

[C]

Oh, we have some news.

[B]

You just lost a listener.

[C]

Do you have any of those emails?

[B]

We have. We. We have some. You just lost the listeners.

[E]

And now it's time for America's favorite fun time show. You just lost a listener.

[B]

This is coming from Wichita Falls, Texas. Dear Keith, you see these people send.

[C]

The program to the program directors.

[B]

Right? These emails. Hate email about us.

[C]

Right.

[B]

They don't like us and they always end it with, you know, you just lost. Dear Keith, as always, I love, love, love the bear. That is, except for your new car shock Saturday program with Cliff John Wolf. He didn't have my name right. Cliff. I have been a longtime listener for nearly six months now since I relocated my family here from Coonsbury, Oregon. And I really love Vaughn's Vault in your parting shot. And Big John and Billy boy are a real treat in the morning, but I must say, these guys from. These new guys from Arkansas or wherever they're from are just too much of a hillbilly thing for my taste. What? And I'm just letting you know that you just lost the listener.

[C]

Bye. Bye.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Sorry. But boy, for every one of those.

[C]

We get a lot. What do we do?

[E]

How old is that? Is that pretty new?

[B]

I think it's pretty new.

[G]

Huh?

[B]

There's another one in there.

[E]

I'm always miffed. People get hacked off you.

[B]

You're always meant for people to get hacked off.

[E]

I don't understand. It's just radio.

[B]

You just can't wear your heart over.

[C]

People are looking for things to be angry about.

[E]

They just.

[B]

Dear kzps, what the hell, man? I'm hungover. I'm hungover as s on Saturday mornings. I have to get to work. Driving in, I just want to rock my brains out and hear these guys talking about Tony Romo's dad. What is this? Kind of have a new respect for Romo now that I know he came from Mexico and was trained by throwing animals, but these guys were laughing and showing no respect to the old man. Wtf? I listened all the way to work and turned it on when I got to the shop to see what else these dumbasses were going to insult. Romo rocks and KZPs. Used to. You just lost a listener.

[C]

God. Wow. He's a Romo fan.

[B]

Apparently so.

[E]

Bile and vitriol.

[C]

Oh, God.

[E]

Hey, the guy in the Dallas Morning News this morning said Roman will never play another snap as A cowboy?

[C]

Why?

[B]

We'll get to that in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolfe. We buy cars on the radio. And for this next 30 minutes we only have one second. We have no calls in the box. You will get right through Abilene, Wichita Falls, Arkansas. Lafayette, Louisiana. We haven't given y' all enough love today. I hope you're drying out from the flood. Guys, call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 800 radio. And I'll bid your car over the air. Year make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles. Call me right now, 800-800-RADIO. Or just go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com or call 800800 RADIO. We'll buy your car right now.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Greet the brand new day.

[B]

Bob, since you got me the White Album. Yeah. I've been kind of tripped out.

[D]

Have you really?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It'll get under you, man.

[B]

It's good.

[E]

Turley and I were listening. Was it this track this morning?

[B]

Uhhuh.

[E]

And I think some of Paul's best bass playing ever.

[D]

He's feeling the groove.

[E]

So did you lose your copy?

[B]

No, right here. Okay.

[E]

Cuz I see you bought another new one that hasn't been opened yet.

[C]

That one really happened.

[B]

He just had no.

[E]

It'll hate you there. There's no waiting too long for the White Album. When you get to it, it'll be there.

[B]

Well, I'm 44. I mean, we've got a few years.

[C]

A lot of years to go.

[B]

I'll tell you why I haven't opened it yet, Bob. Since you want to be a smart ass and bust my chops. The reason I haven't opened it yet is because I want to get in a car that I'm going to stick with. Yeah. And I don't want to lose it. So it. Charlie knows my car situation.

[C]

My per.

[B]

I have 250 cars in inventory, but I can't seem to find something to drive.

[D]

Are you finding something you want but you haven't found one you wanted yet?

[B]

Well, I just don't like keeping cars. I want to sell them.

[E]

There's not a three quarter ton power stroke in the whole bunch. Because that's your car.

[B]

They're all over. And. And I'm trying to get away from that. I want to do something different and I just can't.

[D]

He's test driving right now.

[E]

What are you gonna do?

[C]

Suv? I, I, I really like big cars.

[B]

I like big cars, but I've got a trash problem. My house. I need to get a dumpster. I need a truck to throw the trash in or the coons get into it. And when I drive a car and I can't put the trash in the back because it's nasty. So I'm gonna have to either get a dumpster immediately or get. I like big cars.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm sick of driving a truck. I've been driving a truck all my damn life.

[D]

I wonder if you have to, though.

[E]

I wonder where coons fit in the animal culture.

[B]

I don't know. We have to ask Rusty, the Rusty.

[C]

Next time he comes by.

[B]

Who's playing? Turley? What's an upgrade? Penn State.

[D]

Yeah, it's some crap game. Pittsburgh versus Penn State. It's just football on the screen.

[C]

Got a couple of new stories before we get out of here, if you want. We got flying burritos at Chipotle, the Flying Burrito Brothers. Tim Tebow going into baseball. And we have big news from Kim Jong Un. You know, we have things like it's Bush's fault or thanks, Obama. We have those kind of things. Things. Well, apparently in North Korea, they have a couple, too. They say about him. And so he can't take the pressure. He has now banned sarcasm.

[B]

He's not a communist. I'm not a communist.

[D]

How do you ban sarcasm?

[C]

He is banned sarcasm. He's banned for making sarcastic comments about him or his regime. Government authorities gathered citizens at a mass meeting. This is true. To warn them of the latest ban here, one state security official personally organized a meeting to local residents to tell them hostile actions will be taken against them if they are caught saying bad things about the little squirrel.

[B]

Well, that's been going on for years. Cuba had a deal like that. Japan had a deal like that. But it was, you know, back in the 50s. Yeah.

[C]

2014, he banned the use of his name. And he also had a temporary ban on weddings and funerals.

[E]

Germany had a thing like that. And you didn't even have to be sarcastic.

[B]

Was that sarcastic?

[C]

That was sarcastic. Well, you're going to.

[B]

So. So Tim Tebo is going to play baseball.

[C]

Yeah. Tim.

[B]

TB contract.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

May the impossible come true. Debuting a decent skill set during his workout. The Mets signed him and all the.

[B]

I figured he was going to go back to Texas A and M with Johnny Manziel.

[C]

He got $100,000 signing bonus, which is making all the other guys who normally get like A grand design. They're made. They're making know all jealous. They're like, oh, really? He's worth a hundred times what we are.

[D]

Yeah. It's because it's a publicity stunt.

[C]

Of course it is. Will he be able to put. You don't think you will?

[B]

No. There's no. The next Kenny Powers. Man, it was.

[E]

It was such a stroke of genius, though, for Romo to throw animals like Tim Tebow. Started with anvils and cinder blocks and things are just too heavy. It ruined his arm. He just. He just hasn't got along, you know.

[B]

Now what's the flying burritos?

[C]

Let's. That is right here. Flying burritos will be reality soon. Over one US College campus. Chipotle is taking part in a test this month at Virginia Tech University, where they're basically having them delivered by drone. Virginia Tech is conducting the test with Project Wing, a unit of Google owners Alphabet Inc. Which makes little drones. They're going to bring them. Actually, you ask for burrito, it'll bring it to your dorm.

[B]

Bob, I see the look on your face, and I'm with you. You. Can you imagine just being high, as.

[C]

High as this thing, coming in this.

[B]

Thing and you order a burrito. I mean, it be. It'd be better than watching the wall burritos here, man.

[E]

I don't even know why they would do that. They don't need a promotion like that. Chipotle is awesome and I like it.

[B]

Well, Amazon's going to do the drone thing, too.

[C]

Yeah, they're talking about. The FAA actually approved this for Virginia Tech. So they said. They said, go ahead and try it.

[B]

So that guy told me the other day that was in here, he's a pilot and a drone pilot. And since I'm a pilot, a real pilot, I can just take an online test and get my drone license.

[C]

Yeah, you have to be. You have to be a real pilot to get a license to fly the drones.

[B]

Really?

[C]

To be able to do it commercially, not to do the little toys in your backyard, but to do it commercially.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

You know what? This is going to take off this. This is going to come down to legislation. And as soon as it becomes legal for companies, you know, for profitable.

[C]

Right.

[E]

Businesses to use this, you're going to see it all over the place. From one day to the next, going to be like night and day.

[C]

I can't see how it's going.

[E]

Domino's pizza, Amazon, eBay, US Postal Service.

[C]

For sure things down to the sky, left and right.

[B]

They're going to hit each other.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

This isn't going to work.

[C]

No, it's not going to work.

[B]

I've flown a drone quite a bit, and. And they're not that hard, but they're not that easy, and they're not that damn smart. And they will hit stuff.

[C]

Well, sure they will.

[B]

They'll hit trees.

[C]

You got enough of them in the air? Yeah, it's not gonna work.

[E]

They used to say that about cars, though.

[C]

No. Okay. You see an Amazon package flying by, people steal Amazon stuff. Now you don't think they're gonna shoot them out of the sky, but you.

[E]

Build it with a laser gun.

[C]

Okay. Freaking laser beams.

[B]

Freaking laser beams, man.

[C]

I have some sharks with freaking laser beams.

[E]

And they'll traffic these things around certain locations, right? You know, Pathways.

[C]

Okay. Airways like they do.

[D]

Are you high, Bobbo?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay. I'm just very, very stony.

[E]

Very, very cool.

[B]

We've got 50 more seconds to be cool. So what are you going to be cool about? Because I'm tired. I still have to go next door and bid all these cars with the guys from the giving event. Yeah, I'll be here.

[C]

Go see Sully. I'll tell you that I saw the movie last night, Sully.

[B]

Good.

[C]

It's more of it. Yeah. It's a lot more of the story than you didn't. That you didn't see.

[B]

This is landing the emergency plane on the.

[C]

Landing Hudson on the Hudson River. And the last. It's the first movie in years I've seen. The audience applauds at the end. It's just amazing. Yeah. Yeah. You're just like, dude, the guy was seriously a hero. And the NTSB investigates him to the point of where they, you know, they just. They tried to pin it on him.

[E]

When he was a kid. Did he, like, drive his tricycle into a huge puddle?

[C]

And that didn't happen?

[B]

No.

[E]

He didn't train like.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

That didn't happen in the movies.

[E]

Romo's dad has screwed me up.

[C]

He really has seriously messed your mind up, brother.

[B]

800. We don't even. It's too late now. Don't call us. Just go to give.

[E]

Yeah, don't call.

[B]

I don't want you to call.

[C]

We'll call you.

[B]

Yeah, go way. Go to givemetheven.com on your tablet, on your iPhone, on your Microsoft, on your Mac. Go to givemethevin.com. put the VIN number in, a couple of pictures, any description, and we'll buy your car. We'll email you an offer letter. We'll come buy your car. We'll pick it up. Arkansas will pick up. Yes, we're in Dallas, but yes, we'll come up there. Wichita Falls. We have a drop center at Big Tex Trailers. We'll pick it up right there in town. Abilene. We send drivers out to Abilene Sweetwater every day. Checks in hand. Buying these cars left and right. We want to buy yours. Thank you all for listening. We'll see you next Saturday.

[F]

Out.

[E]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[B]

Time is money. Let's get it.