#64 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #64 Summary

Air Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Theme: A blend of car talk, sports, wild stories, offbeat humor, and listener call-ins, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the show's signature mix: banter about buying and trading cars, sports commentary (especially football), workplace stories, adult humor, and reflections on society. The crew welcomes Uncle Roy for a behind-the-scenes peek at auto transport and workplace drama. They also riff on a front-page feature about the show, field live vehicle offers from listeners, and feature recurring gags and characters like Rusty the (possibly high) chipmunk and “Tony Romo’s Dad.”

The show's unique tone: outspoken, unfiltered, and proudly southern, combining real car business insight with wild, irreverent comedy.

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Key Segments & Topics

1. Team Banter & Uncle Roy’s Dispatch Drama

[00:32 – 06:57]

• Uncle Roy joins the show: John brings in his uncle to share “workplace war stories” about managing new transport drivers at GiveMeTheVIN.com. Roy is struggling with his new desk job; he prefers working in the field.
• Managing new hires: Roy discusses babysitting “a whole hand” of drivers, dealing with late-night calls, resignations, and an especially problematic (possibly racist) driver.
  • Quote: “You got a babysit, man. If you don’t babysit, they’ll do it the wrong way.” – Uncle Roy [01:45]
• Cultural friction: The crew jokes—edgy as always—about workplace racial tensions among white, black, and Hispanic drivers. John reflects on generational differences in work ethic and childhood experiences.
  • Quote: “I thought white folk and black folk were racist behind each other’s backs until I listened to some Mexicans talk about Black folks on a job site.” – John Clay Wolfe [04:37]

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2. Stories from Childhood & Workplace Culture

[05:37 – 08:08]

• Harder childhoods: John reminisces about laboring on construction sites as a kid, contrasting this with today’s youth.
  • Quote: “Everybody’s gotten softer.” – J.D. Ryan [06:20]
• Strip-mall cuisine: John and Roy recall eating fried chicken at sketchy gas stations, and discuss lessons learned (and mischief) on the job.

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3. Car Buying & Listener Call-ins

All throughout – time stamps below for sample calls

• Taking vehicle bids from listeners on air: Listeners call in with make/model/mileage asking for real offers. John works through values on live radio—sometimes meeting, sometimes dashing hopes.

  • [21:46] Example 1: Valuing a 2012 Ford Super Duty XL. Details on miles, trim, and expected offer.
  • [24:06] Example 2: Advice for a listener trading a RAV4, tossing in personal connections.
  • [77:59] Example 3: Debating the real value of a 2000 Mercedes with low miles.

• HR and payroll blunders: John admits to accidentally overpaying customers by $20k and $13k on two recent deals—but commends the honesty of the recipients who returned the extra money.

  • Quote: “The cool thing is, the people in both cases called us and said, 'Hey, you screwed up.'” – John Clay Wolfe [12:33]

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4. Workplace Humor & Oddities

• Sign war at 7-11: Bobbo details his obsession with a hand-written “No Change Without Purchase” sign at a convenience store and his petty victory when it disappears.
  • [08:44 – 10:07]
• Drug test advice: Bobbo explains the “Sure-Gel method” for passing a urinalysis—jokingly, but reminiscent of the blue-collar wisdom the show’s known for.
  • Quote: “All you have to do is drink a box of Sure-Gel.” – Bobbo Brown [34:40]
• Recurring gags: Rusty the Chipmunk provides comic relief, riffing on thefts, animal stereotypes, and 'nut gathering', parodying racial and workplace tensions.
  • [42:06 – 45:59]

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5. Star-Telegram Article on the Show

[30:41 – 56:28, sprinkled throughout]

• Feature profile drops mid-show: The crew learns a reporter’s long-promised article about John and the show has just been published. They react live, reading bits on air.
  • Quote: “It’s flattering. It’s very positive… I just get paranoid it’s gonna be a slam.” – John Clay Wolfe [55:17]
• Crew dynamics: They discuss how little (or much) each was included, poke fun at John’s “Dickensian” life story, and joke about fame and paranoia over hit pieces planted by ex-wives.
  • Quote: "Your story, told properly, is really a Dickensian thing—like Oliver Twist." – Bobbo Brown [54:55]

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6. Sports Talk & Celebrity Parodies

• Sports commentary: Cowboys’ season, Tony Romo’s injury, team ownership, and the culture of "breeding football players."

• Tony Romo’s Dad visits (impression): Skewering sports clichés with a faux-European accent. Wild stories, like Tony throwing a Doberman "49 yards," and advice for overcoming injuries.

  • [64:01 – 68:55]
  • Quote: “Tony once throw his Aunt Cecilia’s little miniature Doberman 49 yards while facing tremendous pressure…” – "Tony Romo’s Dad" [66:21]

• Youth sports & 'breeding' athletes: Humorous, satirical dissection of intense sports parents and the rumors of juicing/steroid use in high school (and peewee!) football.

  • [48:06 – 50:46]

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7. Offbeat Guests & Impressions

• Mia Lofa Racing Tia: A giant Samoan 9-year-old rugby player (comic character) who claims to have a kid and a wife at age nine, speaks in thick “Australian-Samoan.”

  • [94:12 – 97:38]

• Casey Kasem, Rush Limbaugh, and others: The team’s impressionists take over for faux-list features, such as “Top 10 Things Mark Cuban Could Do With $10 Million Instead of Interviewing Trump.” [81:26 – 84:35]

  • Classic lines:
    • “Darth Trump” as a Star Wars villain [87:32]
    • “Basketball players are very conservative—because of their tattoos and all the dope.” – 'Rush Limbaugh' [85:04]

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8. Stuff We Found In Cars

• On-air guessing game: Turley presents an odd mix of CDs and the team guesses which recently purchased car they were found in. John nails it: “02 Lincoln Blackwood with 87k.”
  • [57:57 – 59:53]
  • Quote: “Pictures go a long way in cars and women.” – John Clay Wolfe [27:14]

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9. Stories & Call-ins About Selling Cars

• Transparency in car buying: John repeatedly emphasizes the quick, easy offer process at GiveMeTheVIN.com and rails against traditional car dealer “lies.”
  • Quote: “If there’s one thing in the world I hate, it’s freaking car dealers and car salesmen that lie, lie, lie.” – John Clay Wolfe [91:12]
• Listener endorsement: A customer calls in to praise the seamless process, even when the car was non-running.
  • [35:39 – 36:44]

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10. Politics, News, and Oddities

• Mark Cuban vs. Trump: Satirical debate over Cuban’s challenge for a $10 million interview with Trump. Parodies, listener feedback, and more politics.
  • [72:41 – 83:34]
• Ford moving production to Mexico: Triggering more "accidental racist" humor about why small cars are moving south.
  • [138:27 – 139:53]
• Random news: Walmart introducing state fair foods, 90-year-old arrested for feeding the homeless, and a 70-year-old who robs a bank to avoid going home to his wife.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I just get paranoid it’s gonna be a slam.” – John Clay Wolfe [55:17]
• “He wants her dead.” (on Trump/Hillary) – John Clay Wolfe [86:34]
• “This has been a very racially racial segment.” – John Clay Wolfe [15:14]
• “Pictures go a long way in cars and women.” – John Clay Wolfe [27:14]
• “Have an OxyContin with your Uncle JD.” – John Clay Wolfe [32:50]
• “If there’s one thing in the world I hate, it’s freaking car dealers and car salesmen that lie, lie, lie.” – John Clay Wolfe [91:12]
• “All you have to do is drink a box of Sure-Gel.” – Bobbo Brown [34:40]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

| Segment/Topic | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------|-------------------| | Uncle Roy’s work drama & field stories | 00:32 – 06:57 | | Childhood labor, generational change | 05:37 – 08:08 | | Sign war at 7-11 | 08:44 – 10:07 | | HR/payroll blunders | 11:43 – 12:49 | | Car appraisals (sample segment) | 21:46 – 24:59 | | Star-Telegram article reaction | 30:41 – 56:28 | | “Sure-Gel method” for drug tests | 34:40 – 35:29 | | Rusty the Chipmunk’s animal world parables | 42:06 – 45:59 | | Sports parenting/rural culture | 48:51 – 51:19 | | Tony Romo’s Dad (impression) segment | 64:01 – 68:55 | | Stuff We Found In Cars guessing game | 57:57 – 59:53 | | Customer call-in: seamless car sale | 35:39 – 36:44 | | Mia Lofa Racing Tia - Samoan rugby kid | 94:12 – 97:38 | | Mark Cuban $10M/Trump satire | 81:35 – 84:35 | | News: Ford moves small car production to Mexico | 138:27 – 139:53 | | Walmart “State Fair Treats” | 154:01 – 154:33 |

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Conclusion

Episode #64 is a quintessential John Clay Wolfe Show: profane, hilarious, sometimes absurd, but anchored by real business and life advice. The give-and-take between John, his team, their listeners, and their recurring cast of characters makes for an unpredictable but engaging weekend listen. For anyone thinking of selling a car—or just wanting an unvarnished slice of car business and southern humor—this show continues to deliver.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Morning, girls. Morning, Johnny. What up, J.D. how are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful blue shirt you're wearing today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thanks. It's nothing. I'm feeling pretty bright and gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is kind of a Easter egg color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy is what I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy in the 50s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gay men happy gay old time is in the Flintstone song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tight, bright light. Tight and bright all over the house. I'm wearing my nice bright gay, happy shirt. I love it. We have a new addition to the show this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, I'm so excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

My own. You know, people always drag their family members along.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whenever they find success.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I brought Uncle Roy with me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo Brown]

There he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Uncle Roy.

[Uncle Roy]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it hanging? It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good. What do you got going on today?

[Uncle Roy]

I got a few runs. Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Uncle Roy]

East Texas, South Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to Oklahoma? Are you just dispatching?

[Uncle Roy]

I'm trying to get it all set up. That's hard. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? I gave you a desk job. All your life you've been working in the field and now I gave you a desk job and I ain't seen you behind a desk in three weeks.

[Uncle Roy]

I'm still in the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

How, What's. What's going wrong?

[Uncle Roy]

You had a whole hand. You got a babysit, man.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

You got a babysit. If you don't babysit, they'll do it that way. It's the right way, it's the wrong way. It's the wrong way. We gonna do it wrong way.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your new crew, are they easy to manage or they're hard to manage?

[Uncle Roy]

We got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's easy.

[Turley]

No, that's hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna get?

[Bobbo Brown]

What are you gonna do?

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, I done did it. Oh, did you put last night at 12 o'?

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock?

[Uncle Roy]

I did it. He waking me up out of my bed at 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. Click, click, boom.

[Uncle Roy]

Yep.

[Turley]

Who is he calling you at 12 o'?

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What would would possibly be happening?

[Uncle Roy]

He said he was tired babysitting. I'm the one babysitting. Calling me and waking me up at 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. You'll get going and you'll use profanity on FCC airwaves.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say those seven heavy words.

[Uncle Roy]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other than that, it's all cool.

[Uncle Roy]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

He called you at seven? I mean, at midnight.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was his story?

[Uncle Roy]

He said, man, I'm tired babysitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who you?

[Uncle Roy]

Al.

[John Clay Wolf]

Al?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know Al.

[Uncle Roy]

He want to be the rim rod yesterday morning when they left, going to Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me. Let me color this in for everybody. We hired a bunch of new drivers for givemetheven.com. roy handles all the transportation and dispatches all these people all over the place to pick up all these cars that we buy off givemethe vin.com and so we've hired a lot of people that we don't know, right? I don't know. You know?

[Bobbo Brown]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy that just quit, is he new or has he been with us?

[Uncle Roy]

He's new. He had. He was there a little bit before I took over this position, and everybody was letting him do what he wanted to do. So Rowdy wife was working with him before I took this position.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Uncle Roy]

So now he think his wife's supposed to work with him. But if there's, you know, all of my guys have to have work before his wife gets to work. Oh, now I don't have no place to stick his wife in there. And so he gets an attitude. So yesterday they was going to Arkansas. I say, man, what are you waiting on? You should be hanging with Arkansas.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

You ain't gave me no credit card.

[Uncle Roy]

So I had a credit card in my hand. You walk over there. I'll just take this one.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

No, you won't.

[Bobbo Brown]

Just take this one.

[Uncle Roy]

No, you won't do that. So I went and gave it to the other guy. So he got pissed off about it. Say, I'm not babysitting.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

I'm tired babysitting.

[Uncle Roy]

I'm not babysitting. I'm babysitting you. You know?

[Turley]

Now, is this the guy that's the little racist, you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a white guy or black guy or Mexican guy?

[Uncle Roy]

No, he white guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mexicans are the worst. No, no, the Mexicans are the worst. Oh, being racist. Being as black people.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell. Where you been? Where you. Where you been, Roy?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, everybody's looking at me.

[Uncle Roy]

I go like, well, you know, maybe I got my bluff in all up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me and Roy are together.

[Uncle Roy]

You know, maybe I got my bluff in on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that white folk and black folk were racist behind each other's backs until I listened to some Mexicans talking about Black folks on a job site.

[Uncle Roy]

When I was a kid, Paul, he. He got in the wind up that he was going to Arkansas. So he got in the wind of who going with him, which is Alice Black. So Rowdy was on his way to Houston. He calls Rowdy and said, man, I want you to go to Arkansas with me. Well, he don't determine who go with him, but I does that. Okay? And so I got in the wind up that he didn't want Al going with him. So that's who I stuck with him. Stuck with Al with him. I talked to him. I'm going to beat him to death. I'm going to make him do what he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Break your spirit.

[Uncle Roy]

You don't play me like that. I'm a big boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This ain't your first rodeo.

[Uncle Roy]

No, no, no. I rolled when the stock was hard. The stock. Now I was riding on the rodeo when the stock was bad, man, you know, So I got all that settled out. So you got to make a demonstration out of one somebody. So I got it over now. So I'm good. I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a kid that's in fifth grade, a son. And I was thinking about this this week because when I was in fifth grade, you know, I was driving with you and running equipment, running backhoes and working on the jobs and all that stuff. Cuz Roy used to run a crew for my granddad's company, construction. I worked for him starting when I was about eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you were eight. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But so. And I'm not trying to brag on myself, I'm really not. I know that's hard for you to believe, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was I that my kid is so far from that, from being able to do the stuff that I used to do that I wanted to do automatically? Was what I was doing that weird back then or was it more? Or is everybody's gotten softer, Everybody got soft.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I thought. I mean, yeah, I knew I was ahead of the time on running equipment, driving, all that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Hey, you were trying, but like now.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I did that, if my kids were doing anything like that, it's like it wouldn't make. We're so far removed from them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing anything.

[Uncle Roy]

John thing, he want to do what everybody else did, he want to be a part of the bunch. Whatever everybody else did, he want to. He want to do some of it too. Whatever it was, don't matter. And whatever we did, I'll give it to him. He never snitched me out. He never, never. He never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, you guys were tight from the beginning.

[Uncle Roy]

He never snitched me out.

[Caller/Listener]

Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was interested in women at the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

At 8. At 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was interested in the whole process.

[Bobbo Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

At 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been sick from the beginning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just distinctively remember sitting over it. We were like at lunch after we're working over in Hattie street or something in the hood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we go to those, those convenience stores for lunch that had the fried chicken, like the bad fried chicken. Like all subs.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hood joints. And Roy had this girlfriend and I was always talking to him about her. And he was on the phone with her on the payphone.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the payphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, ask her. Because he told me he hadn't done it with her yet.

[Bobbo Brown]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said I was probably about 8.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ask her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask her. When y' all gonna do it? Oh my God, Johnny, he's like, hey, baby. Because he's always said whenever we. Whenever I want, I can. And I was mesmerized by that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't believe that he could get that done and, and wasn't doing it right then. At 8, I was like, ask her, when you going to do it? Hey baby, wait, when's we going to go ahead and do it? And he just handed the phone to me and she said, whenever you're ready, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like he wasn't lying. He was serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. God's my hero. Yeah, he is. He absolutely has the. Has the pull.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2 3, 4, 8, 8. 7. 2, 3, 4, 8. How. How much time do we have left in this thing?

[Turley]

Got about four minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four minutes. All right, we need to quit having company meetings and get, get to get rolling. It's early stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is early with us this morning. Loves us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you traveling anywhere today, Roy? I gotta roll.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Appreciate you.

[Bobbo Brown]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our own Ted McKay, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

So cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up, man?

[Bobbo Brown]

What'd it be like, baby?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got anything funny?

[Bobbo Brown]

Have I got anything funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got anything funny?

[Bobbo Brown]

Tell you what, I won that little sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's mean and it's funny, go for the money.

[Bobbo Brown]

I won that little sign war with the 711 guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

Remember I told you last couple weeks they've had a big hand painted sign?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

No change without purchase. Right. And this, I don't know why this offended me so fully, but it's just you're in a nice 7 11. Not a mom and Pop. Not the Dollar Club, you know, not the Saver store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

I don't want any handwritten third grade scrawls with a Sharpie in my 7 11. You know, everything's labeled according that stuff belongs on the outer door. So I went down there this morning. Guess what sign's gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why does that bother you? It's a 7 11.

[Bobbo Brown]

Owner of the establishment is super friendly, super nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

His wife, smoking hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Brown]

By the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo Brown]

She's got her eyes done in like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is this?

[Bobbo Brown]

Heavy eyeliner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Brown]

But not with a lot of blush. She looks downright Egyptian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is this?

[Bobbo Brown]

She's wearing skin tight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we get back to the question? Which is why is it your business?

[John Clay Wolf]

The question was if you got anything funny. And I ain't heard a damn thing funny yet.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, sometimes that's just how it comes out.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, if that's funny, funny is as funny does. But I was telling Turley about it. He goes, so you won. And I hadn't looked at it like that.

[Turley]

You got the sign, Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ain't got nothing funny. Y' all got anything funny. If listeners out there, if you got something funny, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or call in and give me your year, make, model, miles of your car. Year make, model, miles of your car at 800-800-RODIO. And I'll put a number on it and buy it. And as you heard a minute ago, we actually do go pick them up and our employees and moan.

[Uncle Roy]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's their job.

[John Clay Wolf]

To. And moan. I've had more HR crap this week than normal. Yeah, nothing bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

You hire new people, though. Yeah, that's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Growing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. It's gonna happen when new people come in.

[Bobbo Brown]

What's the deal? How bad is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not bad. It's just time consuming. And, I mean, people are lined up to talk to me. And with this and that and that and this and this and that, and I'm just not used to it.

[Bobbo Brown]

You don't delegate that stuff. I mean, Connie, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of stuff that gets handled with that, man. A ton of stuff. But then there's. We're just changing our processes all the time. I mean, listen, we buy cars over the freaking Internet and we pick them up at their house like dominoes. And we make the payoffs, do the conditioner ports, get the counting cut, do a lot of things that take a lot of people a lot of time, and we do it in a speedy amount of time. So the moving parts of this operation are very amazing, very complex, streamline and complex. So to add more to it and to bring more people into the fray, you just, you have to adjust your carb. One click at a time, dog. One click at a time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo Brown]

You need some easily self managed people to a certain extent.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not as easy to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

As easy as it sounds. We overpaid somebody $20,000 this week, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How? Wrote a check.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Customer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we owed him a thousand dollars equity between the price of their car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Right. The payoff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. And you wrote the check for 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wrote the check for the amount of the car.

[Bobbo Brown]

O cashiers boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it twice. Another one for 13 over. The equity was five grand. Wrote off a check for 18. So these types of things wake a brother up real quick.

[Bobbo Brown]

No doubt. In 13,000 ways.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, boy. See, if I wrote a check for $20,000, my account would be $19,993. Yeah, right. Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's September, man. Ain't nobody got no money.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the cool thing is, is the people in both cases called us and said, hey, you screwed up. That's, that's, but in both cases, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, but they called me from Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I've got, I got, I've got to change something. We're, we're, we're hitting the rails a little bit. Yeah. On operation.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're sparking.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're sparking. We are sparking. 800-800-723-4. You just go to giveme the vin.com. you know what I was listening to this morning is do you have in the City by the Eagles? Man, that put me in the right mood. Coming in, I went through Starbucks and I was listening to 92.5 K Z Kansas City in Kansas City.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the city was playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we'll just play it again. Okay. Joe Walsh, man, he played this. Bob, when you and I went to Starplex.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And watched Joe Walsh, it was every.

[Bobbo Brown]

Bit as good as the Eagles playing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep bringing up a touch. Yeah. And oh, and the hot chicks in the background, the background vocalists.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the city. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were on stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very much every bit as good as the Eagles playing it. I didn't even realize that this was a Joe Walsh song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Brown]

Do you know where this was first put out in the, in the public eye?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Brown]

There's a movie called warriors about street gangs in New York City. And this was the theme to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Movie, was it like 75 or 78 or something?

[Bobbo Brown]

76, maybe 77.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not 75, it's 76.

[Bobbo Brown]

And so when the Eagles were recording the long run, Joe said, well, I've got this old deal. I always wanted to record properly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Brown]

With good backup singers. So the Eagles recorded it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason Whitlock, a 15 caravan with 33000 miles. Is it stock or is it leathered up?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's, it's standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Regular?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it mid teens, like 14 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, a whole lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, oh, I, oh, it's off to work. I go with a Sigma Kai between my thighs. Coyote 800, 807, 2, 3, 4. Who's this? I'm taking another caller.

[Turley]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Yeah, who are you? What do you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm Brian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, blame real quick. I got 20 seconds.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, and I have a 1999 Toyota Supra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it only has 30,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'd like to buy that car. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I already got an offer for it, but I don't know how much you can give me because it's already twin purple.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that, all that aside, I got six seconds left. What will you take for it?

[Caller/Listener]

150.

[John Clay Wolf]

150,000. Yeah, yeah. All right, bye. 800-8007-2348-8007-2348 radio that was his anti just going give me the VIN. Give me the VIN dot com. We've got a Mexican man with a Japanese turbocharged car that has a Jewish heart. This has been a very racially racial segment. We'll be back in just a moment. In a momento por for thanks. And we'll go out with Joe Walsh. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your carmax offer we will mail you a check for $100. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your under.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

J.D.

[Caller/Listener]

Ryan. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call you J.D. ryan. Yeah. Because you're so famous and I want everybody to know that you're famous.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that it is Indeed the famous J.D.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like every other radio J.D. because every radio studio has a J.D. in it. Of course, but there's one J.D.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why I think I should change my name. Johnny Beach. I like that. Johnny Beach. Johnny beach already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it in Chappelle, when he'd say the guy's first and last name when.

[Turley]

He'S the news anchor. The white. The white news anchor.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'd be like.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan. You're so funny. Oh, man. J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They get their full name in. Yeah, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't remember. I'll remember. Was it the. Was it the Eddie Murphy skit? I don't remember. Or the JICK James Skit?

[Bobbo Brown]

J.C. teresa Dominguez.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Bobbo Brown]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. So I'll remember in a minute. We've got a lot of people right here to talk to. Let me grab a few calls. 800-800-Radio.

[Caller/Listener]

9Am to 4pm Central Standard Time. Arturo, Sunday we are closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

If you have reached us outside of these business hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Arturo. Please style zero to leave us. Who are we calling on three way?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[Turley]

That's our.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's your outgoing message.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. That's weird. That's not me, man. That's you, Arturo.

[Turley]

No, that's us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Arturo, you've got a 14 Dodge, four wheel drive. I love those rigs. It's going to be mid to upper 30s, maybe 40. Probably 40. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up and we'll buy it. Brad 09 Lexus GX 470. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Calling from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't ever trust a guy from Houston. You know that, right?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm actually outside of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm actually just in touch outside of Houston. So we're all good. No, we've actually done a lot of business. We. What's weird is we do more businesses in Houston than we do in Dallas, Fort Worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot more. And I. I think it's because we've been on the radio longer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We do a lot of business in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long we've been on Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

Six.

[J.D. Ryan]

Six years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six years. Yeah. Yeah. On ESPN975.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we just started on the buzz in Houston about, I think in May. Hey, Brad. 09 Lexus GX470. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's kind of that goal. It's also got a three year hundred thousand mile warranty. I've got about 20 months on the warranty and about 60,000 miles remaining. It does come.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can cancel that and get all your money back.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, it was included by Lexus. I did not pay for it. When I bought the vehicle about a year and a half ago, it had 7,000 miles on it. Due to the low mileage, they gave me a factory warranty. I didn't have to pay for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you bought a 09 with seven. That's interesting.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it was owned by a very wealthy Houston family. I was told by the dealer that had seven vehicles between a husband and wife. And I guess this was just a weekend driver. It was. Lucky me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, have you had it appraised anywhere else yet? Why are you selling it?

[Caller/Listener]

I got my eyes on another vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you been to another. Are you working a deal at a dealership and they're giving.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I just heard you on the show, thought I'd give you a call. I haven't chopped it around. I haven't talked to anybody yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

But it's in mint condition, obviously. It's a little low mileage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles. I'm thinking 20,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that's a little bit lower than what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you thinking?

[Caller/Listener]

I was thinking about probably the high 20s, 27, 5, 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you told me that you bought it from a Lexus dealer and they told you this story about the rich guy, I was thinking that they sold it to you real high and then it's only been a year. And it's only been a year. And that you're thinking was going to be higher than my thinking? That's what I was thinking.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you gotta also realize that factory warranty is transferable to a new buyer. They're buying a 2009 that still has the factory warranty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm not beating up on your car, dog. I'm just telling you what I was thinking. I think that you, you pro. What did you pay for it with 7,000 miles on it?

[Caller/Listener]

I paid 31 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's the thinking also. It's an 09 and we're in 2016 going into model year 17. So we've got a eight year body style back car and that is hard to get 30 out of somebody's ass. On a 10 year old old body style. But the miles are awesome. I'm thinking low 20s. You're thinking high 20s. I'm not thinking mid 20s. But if you do think you can take mid to low 20s for it, then go to givemetheven.com and I'll try to buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, easy. That's what I was thinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What's our time? 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

2 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012. Super Duty XL. Andrew, is it a xl or an xlt?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an xl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short.

[Caller/Listener]

Long bed oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Field service truck kind of thing?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I kind of need to see pictures of it then because I'm visualizing a white truck with a black grill and the side of the bed is bent in from where? Well, there's. There's one on one side where the cowboy backed his horse into it with his ass and on the other side he got in a fight and the guy's girlfriend kicked the side of it with her heel.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've had that. God, I've had that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that what we're thinking? Is that. I mean, is that what kind of truck we got? No, because it's a 2012 with 156. It's a lot of miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's no whiskey dents on this thing?

[Caller/Listener]

Not really. There's some small little dings from like hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like throwing your roach clip out at 90 and it whips back around and hits the side of the bed.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com I want to see pictures of this thing. I'm thinking on an XL with that many miles. Mid teens and I've bought a lot of these. And if it's a power stroke, is it a. Is it gas or diesel?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's actually the gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm thinking now, like I need to look that one up.

[Bobbo Brown]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

8 grand with that many miles? Those miles and an XL did not sell very well.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. But yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up another one real quick. I got 22 seconds. 08 RAV4 limited with 121. Mike, let's play the what are you thinking Game.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mike, what are you thinking?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm thinking probably about eight grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Mike. I'm thinking five. But that doesn't Mean that we can't keep thinking and get our thinking together. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's lots of room to think together.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I bought this truck from you today, what would you drive tomorrow?

[Caller/Listener]

Another RAV4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you already have it?

[Caller/Listener]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Have you already bought it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the midst of buying one? Yes. What city do you live in?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go see Charlie Evans at Vandergriff Toyota. He's one of my hunting buddies. He's a real friend. Not a car friend, you know. Yeah. All these car guys like. Yeah, go see my buddy.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Charlie's my friend. Charlie's my friend and at Vandergriff Toyota and tell him that Wolf sent. My name's John Wolf. So John sent. Sent you over to him on the radio and I'll give you. I'll give you 6,000 on trade in. He may give you seven, but I doubt it. But he may do it just to make you happy. But 6,000 is the money and he'll. He'll invoice you a new one.

[Caller/Listener]

Six thousand you'd give me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we're gonna do it through the dealership because you're gonna get the. The tax credit. It.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go see Charlie Evans at Vandergriff Toyota. Tell him that you and I talked. It's six grand and to sell you new and cheap as one of my listeners.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here, right now, all morning till noon. We won't get so geeky card out. But right now is a good time to call them with the cars during the 8 o' clock hour. Slow 800, 800 radio or givemetheven.com you want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo Brown]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your eyes underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

We got to get rid of that GoWolf.com. that's old school. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John, is your last name really yell?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Oh yeah. I bet you that provided for hours of dialectual entertainment over the years.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, sounds like a drunk talk the rebel Yale came from, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in amarillo?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 08 Chevy Tahoe LT with 104. Does it have a navigation and sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

It has a sunroof. No navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's clean, I'll give 10,000.

[Caller/Listener]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work? John, don't yell at me. Even though your last name's Jill?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I don't know if it will yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel or two wheel drive? I bet it is a two wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me at 10 grand on the air. Here's a picture of the truck. I'll take X. And if we can give more, we will. Okay. Pictures always help. I mean, you ever dated anybody online?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I hadn't yet, no. Yeah, better not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't either, but Bob. Oh, sure as hell has. And Baba, why don't you take them to a little nicer restaurant if you get the pictures that you like.

[Bobbo Brown]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Pictures go a long way in cars and women. Glenn. A 15 ram. It's. I'm gonna have to ask you too many questions about this one. Do you mind going to the website and loading it up? Oh, come on.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to be on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

You okay, you're on the radio. Tell me something funny. Entertain me. Where you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pennsylvania. Coast to coast, baby. Coast to coast. Coast to coast. Did you just say the newspaper thing popped?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it just popped up. Start Telegram. Robert Philpott's article just popped on start telegram.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Ll put that on the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glenn. Yeah, Glenn. What's it like living in Philadelphia? Do you live in Philadelphia or you live.

[Caller/Listener]

No way. Too dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too dangerous. It's like Mexican border town. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, about an hour north of there. Pocono Mountains.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pocono Mountains. I've heard that's pretty. Is that correct?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the. What's the weather up there this morning? How many temps is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's about 80 degrees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. A 15 ram 34 nav leather quad cab. Is it a Longhorn Laramie or just a Laramie?

[Caller/Listener]

Is it a longhorn?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Laramie leather?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an slt?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know what they call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you lived in Texas, you'd know because we know our trucks. You're probably standing out up there with this thing because most people don't have good luck looking trucks up there.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm ruling the highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Are you really gonna sell it or do you just want to call and brag about it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's the 30 grander off the top of my head. But I need to look at it. We go to givemetheven.com and load it in 30. Yeah, off the top of my baby. Put it in. I'll be easy. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the. Where's this guy from? Jason, where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Springtown, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I saw that 325. I was like, I didn't think we joined Abilene yet. Overland jeep. Do you have a payoff or did you buy it outright? Yeah, this was afraid of, but actually it's not that bad. That's not that bad. On the overland package, what color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a pearl black.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. So it's a leather option. Everything two wheel drive or four? Two wheel drive. V6 or V8.

[Caller/Listener]

V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it has navigation, sunroof, pearl white. It's overland. So it says overland in the headrest. And it's average rough or clean condition. And it has 70 on it. If it's got a clean carfax, I will get real close to paying you off. You said your payoffs 19.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. I need to get the VIN so I can verify it's. It's right there at it. It's just right there. You're not. You don't have any money coming back, I can promise you that. You don't have any money coming back. I can promise you that.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're really close to busting out clean. So just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the Fort Worth Star Telegram story that he kept talking about forever is up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just popped this morning at 7:15. Starts out you could drive down Campoe Boulevard a thousand times and never realize that in one of the many strip shopping centers there's a low lit residential studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not a Shopping center kind of is.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, never mind.

[Turley]

Already critiquing him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. The first line. This is not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe it sounds like some shady place next to a Chinese food joint. No, not at all.

[Turley]

Kind of right.

[J.D. Ryan]

In that studio. On Saturday mornings, a show originates that airs in more than a dozen markets, most of them in Texas and the south, but as far away as Allentown, Pennsylvania. He goes on to say, we just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talked to somebody from Allentown.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big long article I'm not gonna read.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really long?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it flattering or you don't know yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, have you gotten through it yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've gotten through about half of it. So it's all about you.

[Turley]

What about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted. I want. We talked about you. He asked me a lot of things about you and Russ and Gavin and all the BS.

[J.D. Ryan]

This for more than 10 years. He has a veteran crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

JR Ryan, who reads the news. Does it really say JR reads the news and Internet reports for Wolf's comments on and also works the sounding board for commentary. Blah, blah, blah. Another co host, Bobby Bobo Brown, who does a weekday gig as an afternoon DJ at KNTX, 14:10am in Bowie, provides comedy bits and impressions. He does Amin, Rush Limbaugh and Paul Harvey. He does Mike Turley, formerly of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, are you there?

[Bobbo Brown]

And his. Paul Harvey and Casey Kasem aren't bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't want to say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, are you there?

[Bobbo Brown]

We're talking about J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lord Rush. Don't.

[Bobbo Brown]

On the airwaves of Dallas Fort Worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be nice to me.

[Bobbo Brown]

There's a time now.

[J.D. Ryan]

They say he's got faces.

[Bobbo Brown]

Some entertainers like. Like John Belushi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And Waylon Jennings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. They're outlaws. They're both dead.

[Bobbo Brown]

None of them hold a copy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I say cotton, an oxycontin.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oxycontin are nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I know you like them.

[Bobbo Brown]

Healthy breakfast.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's the most.

[Bobbo Brown]

But it's the most important meal of the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

How about Icicottin with your Uncle JD?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have an OxyContin with your Uncle J. I need a T shirt that says that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's like Internet radio.

[Bobbo Brown]

OxyContins have now taken the place of whiskey and Puerto Rican women. I don't believe in JD's lexicon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm interested in reading it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He goes on and on and on. It's very complicated.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took them so long to get it out. I was worried that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a long article.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was worried that he'd gotten a hold of my ex wife and they paid him off and they flipped on me. That's kind of the paranoia in me started setting in.

[Bobbo Brown]

How many times, just since I've known you, in 10 years, how many times has that been the case where the paranoia was correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

Many, many, many times. I was like, if you got a hold of my ex wife and figured out how much money that she has and, and she got him to flip on me, this could be a hit piece.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he did. There's four pictures. There's another one. There's all of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's a good picture.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that picture.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's in four pictures.

[Turley]

I like that picture too, because I'm grabbing Bobbo's booby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you literally have his booby?

[Turley]

Yeah, I got a whole handful there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty, what do you say about the article?

[Bobbo Brown]

Mark, I'm, you know, as writers go, I don't think this. What, what is his name again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Philpott.

[J.D. Ryan]

Robert Philpott.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

I don't think this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just.

[Bobbo Brown]

Look, it's just an observation. I don't think this Philpot drinks nearly enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. will you copy that link and go to the John Clay Wolf page on Facebook and post it up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I will certainly do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[Turley]

I love that photo right there. Show John again. There's Bobbo Babbo and what's in the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send help.

[Turley]

And the sure Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's great. We didn't get to tell them about sure Gel Baba. We've got two and a half minutes left. Can you explain to people the sure Gel method of why that's in. Why it's funny that it's in the newspaper article? Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

Here's an applying for a job safety tip that'll help you in a big way if you've got to take a drug test.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming from Bob Floyd.

[Bobbo Brown]

If you know it's a urinalysis, all you have to do is drink a box of sure Gel. I know, it's nasty. Get warm water in a great big big Gulf cup. Okay? Mix it up. We're talking about two cups of warm water. Drink the sure Gel and then stay away from any kind of fruit juice or caffeine whatsoever for three hours. Over the course of that three hours, you may have as much Sprite water or other non caffeinated beverage as you like. But don't go to the bathroom. Save it up. What you're doing is turning your bladder into A big old bowl full of jelly. And you're gonna cover it with clear, clean, fresh coconut, cool water. And when you release, that's all you're gonna release. But it'll be the proper temperature and full of creatine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's in the star telegram. The big box is sure Joe in the back.

[Bobbo Brown]

Your test.

[John Clay Wolf]

You will pass your URI analysis. Barry Burns, good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Funny.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Just having fun with bombo. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man, let me tell you what. Two weeks ago, I'll let y' all have my vin. And yesterday y' all came and picked up my vehicle. Smooth as silk. Some of the finest folks I've ever dealt with. Kyle was just tremendous, and we were so happy to deal with y'.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in plano.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plano, Texas. Perfect. What kind of car did we buy from you?

[Caller/Listener]

I bought a Ford Explorer 2011.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I remember this one because the transmission's out and we had to send a wrecker and we're taking it. Traded the straight to the transmission place because they came in and asked me, said, wolf, what do you want to do with this when the tranny's out? No gtl gtlb joke there, right? Just the training, like his transmission.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, good, good, good. So it excellent. I love it when people call in and say that. Because ours what we offer on the air from. From go. It sounds too good to be true. How can these guys buy my car side unseen over the Internet? And it's true.

[Caller/Listener]

It was all. All at a high level. All good people. And if I hadn't delayed a week, I'd have been done last weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Barry, thanks for listening and thanks for calling in, dude. All right, see it 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to giveme the vin.com and I don't buy a bunch of cars that have the transmissions out. His was a 1340 explorer that actually has some value. So I don't want a gazillion, you know, 78 Novas with the training on. I don't like buying old junk cars. It just ain't me, man. But I love paying up for good stuff, good merch, 2,000 to 200 grand trucks, cowboy Cadillacs, escalades, vets, all the stuff. We buy the hell out of it. GiveMeThe Vin.com. I beat Carmen offers to the extent that I will pay you a hundred dollars if I don't beat your carmax. Offer. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy [e-mail] go to givemetheven.com push your information. We will email you an offer. If you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're going to mail you 100 check. If you like money, you're crazy not taking up on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting. Live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Charlie, you're all geeking out. Am I missing something? Is this Kiss?

[Turley]

No, it's April Wine. Oh come on man. You're on a classic rock station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was their big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know April Wine. I know lover boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's should know this one. Was this a hit?

[Turley]

Some billboard. It wasn't like a huge hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Turley digging in the speaking of Casey Kasem, he'll be here at 10 o' clock doing the top 10. At 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

It didn't have to be a hit back then, man. They play anything that was cool, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let me burn through some calls real quick. Don. 82 Chevy, short wide. I'm not going to buy that on the air but I will look at it on the website if you go to givemetheven.com okay. It's just too old. You there Don. All right, thanks. So yeah, go to get givemetheven.com Tony@O2 Liberty with 118. Is it average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather, cloth sticker? Automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather and automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two grand?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it $2,000?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want to sell it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want? What will you take for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Like 4 or 38?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on a 02. It's too old. Is it a limited or renegade?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. No, it's not a limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't cuss we had to dump it. Xl.

[Caller/Listener]

Xlt?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not an XLT if it's a Jeep. This is. This is why we send people to the website. Cuz for some reason in America they don't know what they drive or how to do. It's an XLT Jeep. Cummins diesel, iroc, three wheel drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. T tops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, with T tops go to the website. Go website. Givemetheven.com and load it up. It's a. It's a Lariat Ltd. IROC 3 wheel drive convertible stick shift. Shift with a splitter O2 Jeep Wrangler Renegade scoop mid size with right side steering.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think it has180,000 miles, but it might be 60.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could be either way.

[Turley]

And they would tell the buyer that John gave me 20 grand, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, John told me 20,000. Damn people. Damn people. Damn people. Carry the mail. Salvador, put him on hold real quick. I'm going to grab that and then, then we've got to get on to other side. Salvi. Salvi08 Tahoe with 131. Does it have sunroof and navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller/Listener]

It's very clean. And it has a premium radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Premium, Premium. Premium. It's a premium product with a premium cost?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 9,000 buy it? Is it an LTZ or LT?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an LTV and it has 35s on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's lifted. So it's four wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to see. Okay, I need to see pictures of it. Does. Does 11 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

I was thinking more of 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. At least we're close. Oh. Oh. Salvi. I lost you. Did I lose him? I lost him. Damn it. I lost him again. It has nothing to do with the fact that I was 11 and he was 17.

[Turley]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We got broke into again last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty the squirrel.

[Turley]

He's a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever he is when you call him that. We did get broken into again. Westy. What happened?

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

What's going on, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Joe. Tom White.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Hey, I know somebody busted in your door. Yeah, the other morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they know that.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

What? What was that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they. They stole our computers and they stole our TVs.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Oh, no. Son of a.

[J.D. Ryan]

A cussing squirrel. Are you squirreling?

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I look like a DC long bushy damn town.

[John Clay Wolf]

My bad.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Hey, where's that dog?

[J.D. Ryan]

My dog's not here.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Okay, good. That son of a tried to kill me.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, my dog.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Anyway, I saw your doors open. I went to take a look around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

And I helped myself to a cup of cafe. All day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

And somebody left some corn nuts back here in the office with all the computers. So I took those corn nuts okay. Is that okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's okay.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Listen, I'm hungry as hell. It's hard to be a chipmunk. I watched a little porn.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Porn.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Yeah. Wilderness family.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever see that?

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I like that part with the bear. Yeah, well, I'm scared to death of a bear.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should be.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Oh, they're big bad son of a. Anyway, I'll just drown it, you know. It's nut time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you see it? Yeah, I know it's.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

You're just throwing up in September when you see those horn frogs coming.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

You know, it's time to get as many nuts as you can up the tree. Because I'm kind of down about it. I've been working my ass off all summer long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Gathering nuts day after day after night after day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I'm tired. I know, but I got a tree full of nuts. And my girl Sharonda, I come back the other day and she was hanging around my tree with a damn squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I hate squirrels.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate to say it. They called you a squirrel.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

It seems wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a racist?

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

It seems ignorant. Well, squirrels are still a little bit unstable. You know any?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. In person. I see them around.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Don't get me wrong. I mean, I've got a couple of friends in a squirrel, but they steal.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all do.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

They do.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie likes this. So what? What? What do they steal?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ask him.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I had one steal my girlfriend. That's weak, Turley. It's not funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is funny. Squirrel.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Oh, well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stole your girlfriend.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Yeah. You know, the animal world has all kinds of culture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Really? Every. Every social strata is covered. We have our religious nuts, the possums. Because they got that beady eyed look. You only see them at night, right? Never uptown. It's always out in the woods somewhere. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

You better look out. You get out around a bunch of possums and you hear that yee haw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Head for town. That's bad. They fly that flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of flag?

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

That Possum Clan flag.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I don't trust them. I still don't trust them.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

My daddy told me. Lord loves the working chipmunk. Never trust whitey. I go by that. Hey, I gotta take off.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

I'm gonna try to get. A lot of. My nuts are getting wet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is kind of damp outside.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. See, Rusty, that's interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kills me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting, interesting, interesting. 800. 800-7234 is the call number. Just if you Want to get your car B? Go to givemethe vin.com never see him uptown. That's pretty damn funny, Bobo. That. That's some of your handiest work. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[Turley]

We'll have to have him on later again. He's got odd observations around the office area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, is. Is Tony Romo's dad coming in the studio today?

[Turley]

He's in the green room. It's a weird combo. We've got him in there, we've got Rusty, which, you know, those two together, that could be weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

They. Romo's dad is weird. He shows up before I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Just hanging out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the verdict? Is Romo done? I don't know.

[Turley]

Maybe we should ask his dad when he comes on later.

[Bobbo Brown]

Joe Theisman this week said that he hopes he's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. After seeing Joe Theisman's last play.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody knows when one's done, it's Joe Theisman.

[Bobbo Brown]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was about nine years old and that leg just went 90 degrees.

[Bobbo Brown]

Lawrence Taylor, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it was bad. They kept showing size, but let's see.

[J.D. Ryan]

That in slow mo.

[Bobbo Brown]

Let's don't the backard's knee.

[Turley]

Speaking of nine year old too. We're gonna have that. Have you seen this YouTube sensation? This kid is nine or eight years old. Oh my God. He's just running over all these other kids playing rugby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Towering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'd have.

[J.D. Ryan]

This kid is. Yeah. And he just pushed another kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he looks like a big old fat Samoan.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, I don't know if I'd call the brother fat. I mean, he's Samoan. He's got a weight problem.

[Turley]

Yeah, well, he's going to come in studio too.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I played peewee football, 115 was the cutoff on ball handlers.

[Turley]

It's 130 now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my dad took me to the health club and he made me eat chicken without the fried part on for about a few weeks and took me to the health club and would swim wet me down in the steam room. So that we made weigh in.

[Turley]

Oh yeah, it's happened now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now see my question. Okay, okay. Because a couple of these people, including his father, this giant nine year old, say, you know, it's just part of the game. It's okay to knock these kids down. Okay, how far, how long is it until one of these dads gives the kids steroids because they want to breed. Because they want to breed.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

You really say?

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have they Been doing? I'm not sure.

[Turley]

I don't know, about nine, dude, but have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not if you people never been outside Dallas or Tarrant county or Houston County. I mean, you're doing that when they're in high school. So when you grew up, where did you grow up? J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

North Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And where do you live now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Grapevine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. See, there's a different world. Once you get about 60 miles outside of the metro. There's a different kind of thinking. Bobo can definitely relate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which is what?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why Bobo's here. That's why we ship him in from outside. Bobbo is like Jefferson from Fast Times. We fly him in for games.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what's the thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just very, very Bobbo. Can you explain it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Breed your kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're not all that way. There's just a segment of very bad thought pattern, very above the law, above the everything. Antisocial behavior. Anything goes cavemanish, it's a click.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you would do that? I'm talking about steroids here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, no, but we're talking about a lot of things. I mean, sleeping with your daughter, is that a click? No. Well, that goes on too well now.

[Bobbo Brown]

In Thailand, I think there's something like that, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's wrong everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you explain? Rednecks?

[Bobbo Brown]

Rock and roll, part two. That guy, that guy knows about Thailand. It's a clique. These jock pairs have had a click way, way, way before there were other clicks in public schools. Okay, but your socials, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And your greasers, right. Back in the 50s. And then, you know, you had your heads, your stoners, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And your nerds, we got. Off topic, oddballs. These, these athletic parents are competitive in a whole different way, at a whole different level.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think they're gonna risk their children's health though? Cuz guys, nobody thinks steroids are for you long term.

[Bobbo Brown]

Guys, when they're 16, 17, they're starting to size up girlfriends for wife material. Trying to get the ones with the right hips to make a big old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football p. Have you seen my wife?

[J.D. Ryan]

That I've heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen my wife?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's curvy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's got big thighs.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And guess what I've heard you say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Middle linebacker, defensive end, nose guards. I mean, we've got three sons. We're breeding football players at the wolf race.

[Bobbo Brown]

Every one of those boys, I'll bet you can do 35 miles an hour with their nose on the ground, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Brown]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Bobbo Brown]

I've seen him run that little Jackson Bing, bing, bing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, we. When I met my wife, she's extremely attractive to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was like, look at those. Because I have small thighs and small calves. I played football at smu and I was never quite big enough to. To finish the. The job. I was like, man, I've got the height and the shoulders and she's got the bottom half. We can make us some football players. So that's why we had those three kids. Now, I didn't tell her what I was doing. Yeah. But now. Now she knows. And guess where she is right now.

[Bobbo Brown]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right this minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

At the ball field at practice, watching the kids. Damn right.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's probably looking on the web, see if you know what, what a little deck of D ball might do to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do your swing.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Brown]

And in Australia, they approach rugby the same way.

[Turley]

Yeah, well, I can't wait to talk to that kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

This kid knocked down one kid. The kid's laying on the ground convulsing, and the other kid just goes on and plays ball. No, it was my kid. You wouldn't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Givemetheven.com Tony, you've got a 14 challenger. It says RST. They don't make a RST ST. So my guy wrote it down wrong. What is your Challenger?

[Caller/Listener]

Srt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Srt. That's what I thought. You know Dyslexia's Dodge Challenger? What color?

[Uncle Roy]

Red.

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you country or you Metro? I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

It was in the country. But his juice has moved out towards me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I could hear it in his voice. This is my guy. I know this guy. I know this guy too well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. I was in the country until Houston moved out towards me. And we're looking. You know, me and. Me and the lady are. We're looking. We're going. We're going to get back out into the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you going to move?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he is. Oh, he is. How many miles on the Challenger?

[Caller/Listener]

Less than 14. 20, 13.

[Bobbo Brown]

14,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you buy it new? Yes. A 14 challenger SRT. Eight's low 30s, right. At 30 grand. So do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, put the options on there, and let me give you a hard written offer. Emailed. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. You can call in year, make, model, miles, and then I'm Going to ask your average, rougher class, clean, and I'll bid your car. Or if you want a hard number that is very specific, where we have the VIN number, we can pull the Carfax history. We can see the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com the v I n.com givemetheven.com Do. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you want to sell your car? Like ELLC. Always say, I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money, but they want the most money. And that's why they're coming to [e-mail] this isn't some title, Max. Pawn shop deal. This is hard money. Dealer money. The real world. My name's John Clay Wolfe. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures, and I'll reply with an offer. GiveMeTheEven.com fast, easy, hard money right now. No BS.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Bobby, did you read that story that they put in the paper yet?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It kind of freaked me out that it came out while we were on the air.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's cool, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to read it. But I don't want to read it because I'm afraid he'll screw my head. He doesn't. Nothing bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's all good stuff, really.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's mostly about you. Your story, your struggle, all the stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's my story?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know. Well, we've been through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Born a young black child, started masturbating in middle school, and then found women.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all in. It's all in there.

[Bobbo Brown]

Your story, told properly, is really a Dickensian thing, you know, like Oliver Twist. Your story is kind of a riches to rags, to riches, to cars, to football story. I told them that when they were filming the. The reality TV show on us, remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And you said exactly that. And it's in the real action. Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's flattering. It's very positive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just get paranoid it's gonna be.

[J.D. Ryan]

A slam star-telegram.com if you'd like to read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah.

[Turley]

I hope he wouldn't come in here and just like, I'm gonna bash the hell out of John.

[Bobbo Brown]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got on the. Well, hang on. Like, J.D. years ago, they did a story on Russ Martin, and they got a hold of his ghost, JD and he just slammed the hell out of him in the newspaper. I mean, just took rusty knives and just started stabbing like. Like Silence of the Lambs. I mean, like. Ah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I explain something about that?

[Bobbo Brown]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was two weeks before I went to rehab, by the way that article came out. I was interviewed two weeks before I went away. I was angry. I was twisted off.

[Bobbo Brown]

You went to rehab?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I did. What happened?

[Bobbo Brown]

Did you break your leg?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you blow your knee out?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got stronger.

[Bobbo Brown]

Do you have to learn how to throw a badge?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was pretty twisted when it came out. Honestly, I was. When that article came out, I was like. I said that Rich went. Yeah, you said it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dude, I don't remember half of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you drunk when you were giving?

[J.D. Ryan]

I wasn't really. Could have.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

I don't remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why that Sherjil sitting next to you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

807, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but after you say it, it's out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. After. After. Does it talk about you in this story?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it talk briefly? Just says who I am.

[Turley]

Well, I just find it odd that he never talked to me. Did he talk to you, JD Any bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he talk to you?

[Bobbo Brown]

I don't think he talked to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right.

[Turley]

So I think it was gonna be okay, John, that. Because you're the one that gave him all the information, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was any of it slanted? Did I puff anything?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's. No, it's accurate. And you have an amazing story. You really do. And that's no Sun Oprah story. That's no sunshine up your ass. That's just not. That's just true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got hurt real bad in a motocross wreck. I got broke.

[J.D. Ryan]

You never walk again. And you walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got down. Every time somebody's told you I got into heroin. I lived under a bridge.

[Turley]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got me a chili pepper song. Good girl named Shanda.

[J.D. Ryan]

That didn't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. And. And this dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. They. They gave me motivation to come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't put that in yard.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. It must have missed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that inspired me. And I got to drinking that wine every day, that cheap wine. I was like, you know what? I got to quit doing this. And I'm starting to walk a little bit better, so maybe we should just get back on the radio.

[Bobbo Brown]

Moving on the bayside, I've been training sharks and smoke a little crack cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sharks.

[John Clay Wolf]

S found in cars.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Yes.

[Turley]

Well, we got to hit the open.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And now it's time for America's favorite family time fun show. Stuff we found in cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now it's totally. This is all you, bud. What? What? What? What? What s found in cars is not stuff. But it's stuff. And I've always wondered why you guys.

[Bobbo Brown]

Didn'T just say stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

We move these cars around all over the time. We buy cars from the people. People forget and they. They leave their merchandise and their trade ins. Sure. So Turley finds a nugget of comedy in a car and he tests me to see if I can guess what it came out of using like weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Psychology and all the stuff, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

About people that drive.

[Caller/Listener]

What.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're having. Right. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go.

[Turley]

Yeah. And John uses this to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them to start telegram this week.

[Turley]

This was found in one of these four cars. I'm gonna go ahead and hand these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Wonderful CDs. Okay. We Casey and the Sunshine Band. I'm keeping that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

These were all in one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got one car. The 50s. Decades forever gold. I'm probably gonna keep that if something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good is really missing. Some good CDs.

[John Clay Wolf]

86 through 96. Greatest hits. Poison Bobbo gets that one. Billy Squire, greatest hits. I going to keep that one.

[Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Dirt Bobo gets that one. And what's this other one?

[Turley]

Guns and Roses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greatest hits. Okay. I'm going to keep that.

[Turley]

Interesting mix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very eclectic mix. Very, very, very diverse. We only have 30 seconds left.

[Turley]

We got time. We.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

All right. So was it found in a 2007 Mazda 3? The station wagon type. 06 Lexus GX470 heavy miles. That one has 160,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

A 98 Porsche Boxster with 130,000 miles. Or an O2 Lincoln Blackwood with 87,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Lincoln Blackwood. 87,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy.

[Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he nail it.

[Bobbo Brown]

I said, I mean, Miley didn't think about it.

[Turley]

No, he didn't even think about it. That right there, I was gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say the Porsche.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. No, and I'll tell you why.

[Bobbo Brown]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

02 Lincoln. Lincoln Blackwood we bought from a listener last week. That's a Lincoln truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has 80, 000 miles on it. It was in pristine condition. This guy's going to be 65, 58 years old. Because a guy our age wouldn't drive that? No, but he's still living in the was. And he's got all these Living in the West CDs, and that's why I nailed it up.

[Turley]

Congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. No, the truck matches the CD collection to. To the T. And that is a nice car, by the way. O2 Lincoln Blackwood you guys dropped off yesterday. What's the money on it? Going to show it to customer Sean at Discount Motors. It's too nice for you. You can't buy it. It'll be on a list. All I can say is sell it real high. Think as high as you can think and then add 5008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be right back.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Morning, Willie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get Ingram on air and talk about his new acoustic motel.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was just in town this last week. He was on one of the local radio stations in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one?

[J.D. Ryan]

The Ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's on a tour he put together, as he's always told. We're talking about Jack Ingerman, old classmate of mine, friend of mine, buddy. And he was. When he first started this, you know, he. He got with Big Machine Records and he had Wherever you are in the hits. He didn't like. Like him.

[J.D. Ryan]

He liked the hits?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he was. I mean, he liked the money from the hits, but he was singing what they told him to do. Pop. Pop country.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what happens when you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and he quit and he went solo again without a label. And now he's with Sun Records and he wrote, he did a record. He always wanted to be Willie and Chris and Waylon. That's who he wants to be. And this ne the latest album, what's it called? A Midnight Motel. Jack Ingram. It's supposed to be that. That.

[J.D. Ryan]

That genre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moving into that.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we saw him in concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a Yankee friend of mine that was for that text me the other day, said, I'm listening to this Jack Ingram deal. It's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If it's a Yankee saying, that must be a one.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's got kind of a bit of a Billy Joe Shaver feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard it?

[Bobbo Brown]

It's very authentic. Yeah, it's a good record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it different?

[Bobbo Brown]

Country records that come out today are by and large, not good. This one's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen that YouTube video of Uncle Ed? How to listen to Luke Bryan?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a bucket of gasoline. Take a Luke Bryan CD and put it in your player. Take the CD player and put it in the bucket of gasoline. And then he gets way back in an extension cord, he plug it in and watch it blow up. It's very funny.

[Bobbo Brown]

Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

It makes a great sound. Only one note, but it's a great sound.

[Bobbo Brown]

My sentiments exactly. Oh, I always wonder about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad's in the green room. We need to get him in. What were you saying, Bob?

[Bobbo Brown]

Who told Luke Ryan he could sing?

[J.D. Ryan]

The record label did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

They keep punching them out. They're making. He's making.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Milli Vanilla country, dude. It's Milli Vanilla country. That's what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they just crank them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Milli Vanilla does country. Hootie did country. If Hootie did country, why can't Milli Vanilla do country? One of them's dead and he's still doing country. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. We need to start playing. We got that cool playlist from the last segment. We need to play some of that music out of the Blackwood. Out of the link. Lincoln Blackwood Collection. The O2 Lincoln Blackwood Collection.

[Turley]

I wonder if the guy that sold it to us is listening right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure he is. I'm never giving these CDs back. Man. We got this car. We bought this car off a listener. An O2 Lincoln Blackwood. And he's got Casey in the Sunshine Band, Joe Dirt's greatest hits, which is Poison. Which Bob. Oh, here, you can have that one. I don't want that one. Brett. Brett. Oh, he didn't want it either. He dodged it. The 50s decade. Well, that could be good. Guns N Roses, Billy Squire, and something else. Yeah, the Lincoln Blackwood collection. Ladies, remember how Ford used to send you those tapes? That was like the Ford collection with your new car. We got a Lincoln Blackwood collection.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad is here. Good morning, sir.

[Bobbo Brown]

Hasta manana.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had more feedback off of your presence on our show than anybody we've had in a long time. So that's the only reason I keep bringing you back. It's not because your son's a great football player.

[Bobbo Brown]

Perhaps this is because I am, as they say, straight shooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of, catch us up on Tony's situation. Is he going to play this year? Is he out forever? Is he Joe Theisman? Is he done?

[Bobbo Brown]

We don't See this as anything like forever. Antonio seems to be recovering well. He's maybe not a observing a perfect diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, really for today.

[Bobbo Brown]

He's always been too lank and sickly, his mother thinks. I think he has become overly fond of the $5 fill up at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's putting on weight.

[Bobbo Brown]

He has. He has gained probably 34 pounds since he fall down during preseason. And that that skunk of a two faced false friend, Joe Tysman, the peg leg broken man of the Redskins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uh oh.

[Turley]

He's mad here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uh oh.

[Bobbo Brown]

He said Tony cannot play. This is no comparison. Tyson have his leg broken like a breadstick. Yeah, Antonio's little tiny fracture in the back is more like chipping a Dorito into a bowl of La Quesa Blanche.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Brown]

There are always more Doritos in the back for later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And also I have concern for the new golden boy, Dakota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Prescott. Dakota Prescott. Oh yeah, Dak Prescott.

[Bobbo Brown]

Or he have, how you say, good style, make friends very fast on team. But you can see he have no success for what Antonio called the long dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where did the word long dog come from? Because I noticed that last week I was at the game and Dak did not throw the long ball very well. He did not have any interceptions though in his which your son was really bad about.

[Bobbo Brown]

This in the long passing game is something Tony perfect long ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Brown]

You are probably not aware that Tony once throw his ass. Aunt Cecilia's little miniature Doberman. 49 yards while facing tremendous pressure from his mother and her brother, Uncle Dimitri. Doc should seek to practice this way to improve his performance in the long passing game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throw animals dog.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's no funny this not with actual dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he like Sh.

[Bobbo Brown]

Not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. It's not at first it's not actual dogs.

[Bobbo Brown]

Maybe he tries something smaller. Yeah, like a square or even a little rooster. And work his way up to a little pot belly pig or maybe a possum. To get long air, you must work against an object that does not want to be thrown at this Tony was always the best.

[J.D. Ryan]

What animals want to be thrown?

[Bobbo Brown]

The day that Doc Prescott throw a badger, then he will be fit for cowboys full time job at that time, but not before. And Tony is now ready to join the new Nutri system and make a TV commercials with Dan Marino, who also have much talent throwing live animals.

[Turley]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Marino?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes. But he throws sea seaside, what you call oceanic fishes. Fishes, deep water mammals. Many people do not know Dan Marino was once throw a barracuda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo Brown]

64 yards from the boat to the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dockside, thinking you're making this part up.

[Bobbo Brown]

But he never win a Super bowl win. This is too bad, but Tony will have his ring this year. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Tony coming back?

[Bobbo Brown]

Absolutely. Okay, as soon as we can take. Take some pounds off and find him some live animals to practice for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Mr. Antonio Romanero's father, I appreciate you coming in as always.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes, we do this for you anytime because you are a true friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are true.

[Bobbo Brown]

Unlike that, too faced Jeff Diceman speed on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romero's father, Tony Romo's father. Thank you again, Pennsylvania. Dan, good morning.

[Turley]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing, John? Clay Wolf. I've been a big fan for a while. I don't got a car for you to sell, but, I mean, if I didn't have you guys to wake up to on Saturday and go to work, I. I probably wouldn't get through my day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're in Pennsylvania, really?

[Caller/Listener]

I am. So I'm traveling all around northeastern Pennsylvania. I deliver auto parts and tires, so I work with cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were worried. Everyone was worried. Iheart media was damn sure worried that when we took. Took the Yankee jump that you guys would not take to us. They wouldn't get it because we're Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll tell you this much. I know everybody has the radio blast. And at my job in the mechanics area and in the front, they, they have it on during the day when nobody's in there. And they, they love you guys. I mean, they love you guys. I turned them on to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's what, here's the deal. Here's why we're on and on wzzo. NPA is you're a test market. I'll just let you know. And I guess the test results are in because we're looking at doing New York City, D.C. 101 in D.C. philadelphia and Pittsburgh. And they wanted to test this out on a smaller market before they did it to make sure it worked. Right. So based off of your results, I guess the test results are in. That's excellent, man. Thank you you for calling in. Thanks. Hey, do me a favor and write the program director at the radio station. Something like that.

[Caller/Listener]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the WZZO website and email the program director something. Let him know what you're telling us.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate it, man. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got some really nice email this week, if you want to read this. It's a little bit long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of we need. Okay, we started this. You just lost a listener and I haven't gotten any hate mail since. I need hate mail. Really make hate mail up and send it to me. Go to givemetheven.com, click, click, email jcw and send me some hate mail. Because we can't do the damn bit if we don't have hate mail. We got to have hate mail when these people are calling in, thanking us and saying we're great. That's not what I want to hear. I thrive off of hate. If you read the story in the paper this morning, that's what motivates me, is to begin when everybody. Somebody's complimenting me, I go, I go weak.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you gotta have, you gotta have anger.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, you haven't got any hate mail in you, Henry. What are you, a little girly boy?

[J.D. Ryan]

I won't read this email then because it's gushing. It's a little bit long.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

On Saturday, I drove from Houston to Denver. I said at the beginning of a 17 hour drive. I turned on 945 the buzz and heard y' all show. As a Houstonian, I was initially offended by what I heard and threw up in disgust on my dashboard. Before you ask, it is leather, quad cab, 4x4, 8,000 miles, 2001 Dodge 2500 pickup, clean condition with mild vomit damage. Anyway, he said he listened to for 14 of the 17 hours. He listened. When he could no longer hear the station, he listened to it. He listened to the podcast. So he goes on to tell the big wigs, don't be such wimps. He doesn't say it that way. Anyway, big fan. Yeah, big fan. He says one last thing. Did y' all really not think anything of me saying a 15 year old truck only had 8,000 miles on it? It's. It's got 110,000 miles. You fools. Never trust a man from Houston. As promised.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many hours do you listen to us?

[J.D. Ryan]

17 hour drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to. If you like us and you want more, there's miles of podcast at. On the give me the VIN site. If you scroll to the bottom real quick, it shows all the stations we're on. It has an itunes button button and it'll take you straight to our podcast or just on itunes. Just search John Clay Wolf show and it's all there and it's free. I'm not that guy. I ain't charging. And the commercials are stripped out. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up, we have the top 10 of 10. And of course the. The news is Mark Cuban of the Dallas Mavericks has now challenged Donald Trump to a four hour interview for only $10 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

I read that last night and I loved it. Has Trump responded?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has not responded.

[Bobbo Brown]

Check your Twitter. Surely by now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He boxed him pretty good on that, didn't he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not really. You don't know because what you do is as Trump, what I would do is backhand him and go, you're not even worth my time. You're not worth the time. This is a funny bit. You're very good at trying to get attention for yourself, you media whore. That's one calling the other one.

[Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, yeah, really?

[Turley]

Trump's got enough attention as it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Cuban might be listening right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're calling him a media.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, please. You've had Cuban on your show before, haven't you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. He's douchey. You like him and his mo. Haircut.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hello, hello, hello.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's. I heard him on NPR last week. Say, are you ready for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He. Somebody asked, do you trust Hillary Clinton? He said, Absolutely, 100%. Without a doubt. You're the only one in the world, including Bill Clinton, that trusts her 100%.

[Turley]

I don't know about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

100%. 100%. You believe everything comes out of her mouth. Michael Turley. I want you to say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. That's what he said. He said, I believe everything she says, 100%. Without a doubt. It was on NPR. Quote, I heard him say it.

[Turley]

That may be a little strong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You can't say that about anybody in this world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, in sports news, do you think Ohio State's gonna roll all you pretty hard today?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the game of the day?

[Turley]

I would say, yeah, that's probably the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Turley]

Florida State and Louisville is gonna be a good game. That's a two.

[John Clay Wolf]

And college football Saturday, man, you gotta love it.

[Turley]

That's. That comes up at 11 o' clock there. That's two top 10 teams ranked right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But, oh, you.

[Turley]

I mean, this is. If they don't win this game, they're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're out of it. TCU's falling out of the top 25 first time and I don't know how long.

[Turley]

Oh, by the way, I guess I owe you some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do. You owe me 20 bucks. That game pissed me off so bad.

[Turley]

And you were texting me, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, I bet him that. That. Well, on the air last week that Arkansas was going to beat tcu and I did not want them to. No. No offense, Arkansas, but I mean, I'm, I grew up in Fort Worth and. TCU fan. Sure. Yeah. I knew it was going to happen. TCU just didn't have it this year. Good job, Sui Pigs. We're on the air up in Fville right now, too.

[Uncle Roy]

Are we?

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. 800, 800 radio or just go to. Give me the vin.com. It.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, 800, 800 radio.

I haven't taken calls in like 30 minutes. I need to talk to a couple people for Tabitha, Good morning. You're on the air. Tab. Tab Good morning. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Duncan, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duncan, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo Brown]

Duncan Dun, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you're listening to us on kyyi the Bear, Right?

[Caller/Listener]

We listen to you on several radio stations. We kind of. Yeah, usually the bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. 2010 infinity. It says 256. I'm sure he wrote that down wrong because there's not an infinity. 256. What. What kind of infinity do you have? Q. Q56.

[Caller/Listener]

He said it's not a Q50. It's a Q56.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they didn't make a Q56 in 2010.

[Caller/Listener]

What is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then?

[Caller/Listener]

It might be a 2009.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I forgot what year the quit making the Q Q102. Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's the big one. Before they got. Before they got QX.

[John Clay Wolf]

QX56.

[Caller/Listener]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I love you people that don't know what you guys fun and.

[Turley]

And you love how he's got his girlfriend or wife calling in, you know, to try to butter you up a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all good, man. It's all good.

[Caller/Listener]

It's my. Well, let's. Here, here's what's the worst part is I'm so far for years and years and years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And have it for the last five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I should really know what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I need pictures on this one. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? It's mid. It's mid to upper teens and I need to see it to know.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Mid, upper teens. But I'll email you if you go to givemetheven.com and that goes for everyone listening. Go to givemetheven.com. put in the VIN number, push a couple of pics and we will email you a hard offer letter that you can hang your hat on and we'll come pick it up. Thanks. Here's another one. A weird one. Michael, does this 2,000 Mercedes really have 9,000 miles on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, 59,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, we're having some disconnect in the old pre screen. Hello? Yeah, no, it's all good. 2000 E320 with fit with. Is it a 430 or.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, John. 430 E430.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The V8.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the miles. The body style is old as hell though.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but it's beautiful. It's beautiful car, man. I got put new lights on, new headlights on it. It's a beautiful car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to read a Carfax report on this one to make sure it flows right with those low miles. Was it your grandmother's or something?

[Bobbo Brown]

It was.

[Caller/Listener]

It was an old friend of mine and I bought it from him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you give him?

[Caller/Listener]

It's never been. I gave him five grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago did you buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

About four months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a tough one. I like the miles a lot. I'm gonna have to see a picture of this before. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Eight grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It won't do it, not with that body style. Just telling you straight up. Even though the miles are phenomenal, the highest one ever sold lately has been 2200. But none of them have had miles that low. I think your 5 is close. I think you can get your money back. I don't know if you got any profit.

[Caller/Listener]

I bought six grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me the VIN, go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it. All right. Thanks for calling. An oh one Honda Civic with 155s worth 500. Andy.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. I bought it from my parents. My vehicle that I own is actually a 97 Honda Prelude which the motor has bad compression and the transmission flew on me. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that car is about 5, 6, 700 bucks. An 01 Civic with 155.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh man. Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sucks. Well, it's a. It's a 20 year old Honda with 150000 miles on it. We, we're really good buyers. From 2 grand to 200 000. When you get into junk or borderline junk, it is just what it is. A lot of people it's how much does it weigh? And you think that's silly, but you. You take. You send them to the. To the smelter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Absolutely, absolutely. Send them straight to the damn crusher. Gala 13 Nissan Frontier crew cab with 22. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarillo. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which trim level? Is it an X, an se? An le? A what? Se. And is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it says SB on the back of it. B as in Victor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know if it's a six cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six. We will get to the top 10 at 10 with Casey Kasem in just a moment. Thank you, Casey. Sorry, I'm holding them. Okay, we've got how many miles on this rig? 22,000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

17,000. 17 to 18,000. Maybe 19. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. I need year, make, model, Miles and Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Sorry, we had to take a couple calls real quick. Don't worry. Remember anybody that was listening that you can get your car bid right [e-mail] we come to your house, pick them up if you like. Checks ready, quick turn. It's like Domino's Pizza. And if we don't beat a Carmax deal, we owe you 100 bucks. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

A deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right, Casey, tell me what's going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have the top 10 list. Long distance letter of the week. Here we go. And they write, dear Casey, I heard Mark Cuban offered Donald Trump $10 million for an interview. Could you give me a list of the top 10 better things Mark Cuban could do with $10 million? Signed Don in Manhattan. Okay, Don, here you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about give 2 million people a $5 footlong no pay to replace Hillary's robot legs that failed her last Sunday. Get Mark Cuban a freak decent haircut instead of the three stooges do he displays. How about give Hillary the. Give Hillary the $10 million to buy a new email server. Cause they busted her last one. My billboards announcing Obama was born in America. Told ya. Number six, Buy a couple more Hillary interviews on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Number five, get give $10 million to Tony Romo to my rotisserie chickens to throw in retirement.

[Caller/Listener]

Number four.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about one giant. This is number three. Giant dose of truth serum for Hillary. The top Ten things this robot forgot he did. The top ten things that. That Mark Cuban's money would better be spent on. How about about a new ranch in Nova Scotia just in case. And the number one thing is 10 million Donald Trump bobblehead dolls. A better way to spend $10 million. Hey, John. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Casey. Thanks. Casey. Do it.

[Turley]

My robot's just confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just do it, Casey.

[Bobbo Brown]

What? Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Bobbo Brown]

Do you it too, Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smells like mothballs.

[Bobbo Brown]

Good looking Middle Eastern.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to get Rush Limbo's input on Mark Cuban's Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

The offer to $10 million for a four hour interview. 10 million bucks for four hours to sit down if I guess Cuban's going to ask him about his policies and stuff.

[Turley]

It's just Cuban's way of being dollop his isdn. Here he's sitting. He's always sitting in bed just listening to the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

There. He's got that mic over his bedroom. So weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh, good morning.

[Bobbo Brown]

I'm not surprised in the least if you would ask me about this. It's gone on a while, but listen.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

Mark Cuban, while a brilliant businessman.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

Owner of the Dallas Mavericks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

The great entrepreneur of his own has no idea about politics.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Brown]

He should stay out. Just like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

Clooney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And Damon.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Right.

[Bobbo Brown]

All those other Ocean's 11 stars. They shouldn't talk about politics. Remember what happened to the Dixie Chicks.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And with media control falling to national multi conglomerate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo Brown]

In every city in the country, Mark Cuban might find himself the owner of less Dallas Mavericks than he thought. Basketball players are very conservative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

You probably didn't know this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't.

[Bobbo Brown]

Because of their tattoos and all the dope. They're very conservative.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Rush, do you think that Cuban is going to lure him out of his cage and get him into the ring with him?

[Bobbo Brown]

I can't see where Donald Trump could possibly resist this. I'm surprised he hasn't jumped on it already.

[John Clay Wolf]

4 hours. Hours is a little lengthy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's kind of silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather. What about 30 minutes for 1 million?

[Bobbo Brown]

If you'll take a couple of oxycontin. No, that four hours can stretch into two or three days sometimes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell of an interview.

[Bobbo Brown]

You'll entertain yourself and have a great interview with Mark Cuban at the same time. Just make sure you pack lots of liquids because you don't get thirsty when you're that kind of high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rashleigh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sprite.

[Caller/Listener]

Obey your thirst.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, Cuban knew he wouldn't take it. So the 10 million is safe. He knew he wouldn't take the bit. And it makes it look like Donald has something to hide. So it's a win. Win.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news today?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let's see here. Besides that. That was my top story, actually. Do we even care about Donald Trump? Talking about the Hillary's bodyguards should drop all their weapons if she doesn't want people to have guns. Do you care about.

[Turley]

Oh, you mean threatening to have her killed again?

[John Clay Wolf]

What else is new?

[Bobbo Brown]

What exactly did he say that?

[J.D. Ryan]

He said, quote, take their guns away. Okay. It'll be very dangerous. Then we'll see what happens to her.

[Bobbo Brown]

And that's all he said, what happens to.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's really devilish with that.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's a veiled threat.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants her dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has said that.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said, if you drop your guns, let's see what happens fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? We get rushed back out again?

[Bobbo Brown]

I think Hillary wants all the guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's.

[Bobbo Brown]

She could probably use them for all kinds of various nefarious deeds around this world.

[J.D. Ryan]

She wants to tighten access to guns.

[Bobbo Brown]

But she's more hawkish in a military sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Brown]

Than Donald Trump has ever imagined.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo Brown]

He gets most of his. And this look, and this is true. He gets most of his ideas about the military and waging war from science fiction films.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? What?

[Bobbo Brown]

He's a big fan of the Royal Empire picture. Darth Vader. The stuff, you know, without the mask. Instead of the mask. He has the hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice.

[Bobbo Brown]

Darth Vader.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Darth Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it.

[Bobbo Brown]

This could be very, very good for one administration when you go two terms with anything of the like. Yeah, it could be curtains, a rebel alliance.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it.

[Bobbo Brown]

And the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Darth Vader would never stand for me saying what I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, all right.

[Turley]

Rush must be high again.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Cowboys and some people call the stadium the Death Star. Not only are the Dallas Cowboys the most valuable team in the NFL, they are also worth more now than any franchise in sports. NFL evaluations show the Cowboys worth. Are you ready? I couldn't believe this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want to hear it.

[J.D. Ryan]

4.2 billion with a B. Easily topping the league in the 10th straight year. The closest one next to them is the New England Patriots for $3.4 billion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to become an Eagles fan.

[Caller/Listener]

Are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

If the Cowboys don't put something together in the next two years, how much are they? That is the opposite. That is the exact reciprocal of a Cowboys fan and the bipolar opposite. And I. I'm about done. Danny, our driver, walks around with red skin jerseys on and Eagles jerseys on. Like, are you a fan of theirs? He's like, no, I just hate Jerry Jones. And this is my protest. I'm about ready to go into protest mode. It's. It's gotten stupid. We can't. We can't put a win together. So Jerry. What?

[Bobbo Brown]

Jerry's worth enough. You could think they could get some damn drapes for the end of that place.

[Turley]

I know.

[Bobbo Brown]

The sun is just kill. Either it's blinding the quarterback or it's blinding the wide receiver, or it's blinding the. The defensive backs while they're trying to guard the wide receiver. You think when they had it looks terrible on tv, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You think when they. They reorient that stadium when they built it to go, hey, you know what? East and west. Hold on, where's that sun come from? And make it commit up on either side instead of north and south.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to tell you what's fun this season. I've said it a few times, is Texas Rangers baseball. And I'm not a big baseball head, but I've turned into one a little bit. Did you watch that game last night, Bob?

[Bobbo Brown]

No. No, I got highlights.

[John Clay Wolf]

These guys keep coming back at the end and winning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are they doing right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the second best team in the country.

[Bobbo Brown]

I think they're still four and a half games up.

[Turley]

Yeah, they're. They'll win the American League. They'll be in the World Series against the Cubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? And it's going to be.

[Turley]

They don't win the World Series. It's a. I would say it's a big disappointment because they are. I think they're the best team in the league.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, would you rather see a World Series game between the Rangers and the Cubs in Chicago or in Texas?

[Turley]

Oh, in Chicago. Do you know how much I wouldn't go if I had a ticket. I would sell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. You know how much money make a house payment?

[Turley]

Oh, couple house payments.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell. Hang on just a second. Let me grab a call. 2012 Ram half ton with 73. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Jake, it's four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Laramie or a Laramie Longhorn?

[Caller/Listener]

It's called Lone Star is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got aftermarket leather? It's got aftermarket leather. 28.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it may be One installed, but it's the Lone Star package, so it's the cat skins from the dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it jacked up or is it stock?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got about a 2 inch lift on it with all turns.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's four wheel drive. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The number 20,000 is in my head. Does that sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, number what?

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000 thousands in my head. Does that sound right? Sounds a little high.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah, that's probably that close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi n dot com. Load it up, try to get it bought. Do you want. Do you really want to sell it or you just calling kicking tires?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm looking to trade it in. I'm looking at the wrangler, so I'm looking to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I've got a deal with DNM Leasing. They've got. Are you gonna buy a new one or use one?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably use.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And they have used ones, too. Put it in our system. I'll get somebody call you and trade you out of it and get you a new one.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, cool, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com if there's one thing in the world I hate, it's freaking car dealers and car salesmen that lie, lie, lie. Go to givemetheven.com I fixed it all. I can do this. No hassle. Easy, easy. I'll buy your car online. You don't even have to look at me. You don't have to meet any of us. You shoot your VIN number in, we shoot you back an offer letter. If you take the offer, we shoot you the money and we pick up your car. It's all online at givemethevin.com. no hassle, no catch. Smooth, smooth dealing. 100% online.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Turley, do you still have the recording of the day? Henry Hill was in here telling us about Goodfellas if you do. I've had four people in the past past three months asked me about that. We need to push it up on the podcast.

[Turley]

I gotta dig it off my terabyte.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

It was ready on my laptop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that so funny, Bob?

[Bobbo Brown]

What kind of dope speak is that? Yeah, really you guys talking good. I gotta dig it off my terabyte.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta dig it off my terabyte.05 Sequoia Limited mic with a buck 85 average. Rougher, clean condition.

[Caller/Listener]

It's average. Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Parallel. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. 200 to get it home. 185 on the clock. 05 average condition leather. 4 grand. Oh, no way it's got 185. Dude, it ain't got 85, it's 185. What's it take to buy it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Toyota.

[Caller/Listener]

I've already replaced the timing belt. I replaced the U joints on it, place the tires, the brakes, the rotors. I'm looking somewhere around five sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you people kill me, man. I mean, you just kill me. I hit him at four and he acts like I'm a. And then he does this whole spiel. He's like, I missed it by a thousand. Wow. I mean, yeah. You want to split the difference at 45?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say it takes five and I'll write you back. I own it or I don't. But after inspecting the vehicle history report, looking the pictures, I'll tell you real quick. Sounds nice. And if it's real, real nice, I might buy it. Yep. All right, thanks.

[Caller/Listener]

The interior is spotless. Immaculate exterior's got a door ding on it and that's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's stupid nice, I'm probably gonna buy it at five.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 800 radio. Eight year old rugby kid is in the green room.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

And you saw the story, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The big nine year old kid that pushes the other ones around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Samoan, big to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Well, his name is Mia Lofa Racing tia.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looks like a sumo wrestler's baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's nine, but he looks. Yeah, he's huge. He looks like he's about 15 and.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S running over all the children.

[J.D. Ryan]

He runs them down. He knocks, knocks him down. He. And one kid's twitching after he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does he hail from?

[Turley]

He's in Australia.

[John Clay Wolf]

He came all the way over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they're playing rugby?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it's.

[Turley]

This is in Australia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, are we calling him.

[Bobbo Brown]

But he's a Samoan kid. He's a big kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is he gonna be on the show?

[Turley]

Yeah, no, he's coming in studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We flew, man, we flew him in. We've got a beautiful.

[Turley]

You don't know our budget, do You.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't. I don't. I don't. That's a good question. We'll talk about it after. I hope this is worth the $10,000 it cost to get a sumo wrestler over from Australia. All right, what do I do? There he is. Good morning.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Hello, John. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's good.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Thanks for having me on the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're nine.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

What, are you sick of time in America? On me a loaf of tayo playing right now for some beer. United in a mealborn. Yeah, having a great time. That's me home right now. My dad brought us out his little joeys to play. All of us. I've got 12 brothers and three systems.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't. Do you think you're a little bit rough on the other kids though, right? You've seen my video, yeah, you're knocking kids down.

[Caller/Listener]

I was right.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Out naked when they done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Right? Yeah, like I've been on the piss all night. Couldn't wait to shy on back with a humpy for a little squat clock.

[Bobbo Brown]

What are you talking about?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

That says we're going to San Diego and start looking at colleges to play the striping.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

That's your football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, oh, playing the striping, that the stripey nut.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

You've seen me video, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have seen the video, right? You're knocking kids down.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

That was done after a long night on the piss.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, you.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

No, that was me wedding night.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're nine.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

We had a nice time. Luna, Lorna, Winnie, Nikki, Pelican.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

We've been married for almost a couple of years.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're nine?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Well, her dad, my dad's best friends. My little Nicky, she keeps a zoo type Barbie. Takes care of me little mate, me loafer junior.

[Turley]

You got a kid?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a kid.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Yeah, I've got a son.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't have a kid.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

So, yeah, we start really young. But you know the average life expectancy for Samoans only 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, 18.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

That's not very much time to go spankers on a female. How old are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm almost 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Bet I could knock you down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you could too.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Anyway, so we're going to start getting ready to take an situation, get some more classes like, I don't know, math and biology. What, so you can get into college and play football? Play the American football.

[J.D. Ryan]

American football, Right, football.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

I'd like that very much. I'd like to knock that Kaepernick on his capper dick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you for coming in. This morning. What's his name again? What's your name?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Male lofo for me looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, good morning. You're on the air. I've got 30 seconds.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. An 08F350 King Ranch, four wheel drive Diesel Leather, 136 does on the clock. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's clean. It's original wear in the leather, but nothing bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing bad. 15, 16, 17 grand. How about 18? I might be able to get there. How about you go to give me the vin.com and load it up and say wolf, hit me at 16 to 17. Takes 18. Here's the pictures and then we'll make a decision. Where do you live? Where do you live? Okay, we'll come down there and pick it up. Actually, we have a drop lot right up there in spring off of westfield also. But I get you. I get you paid by Tuesday. Do you have a. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. We'll get done. 800. 800 radio. Just go to give me the vi.give.com. my name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Giveme the vin.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you in and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com We Beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

She calls me goliath and I wear the David Mel I guess the songs are coming too fast. I heard now you know I like to believe this nervousness appears with all the stones that are thrown I'm building up a wall and I have become cumberland to this world and I have become cumbersome to my girl Too heavy, too light too black or too white Too wrong or too right day at night I'm cumbersome Too rich or too poor she's wanting me less and I'm wanting a mo the bit of taste Is clumsum. Nah. Yeah. Nah. Nah.

[Bobbo Brown]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S pretty good. Clayton, that's awesome. Your life has become cumbersome. Our phone screener, Clayton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clayton, you're amazing. That's awesome, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you got a better voice than I thought you had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you play? You know where play around here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stockyards, Fort Worth area.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got. We've got a house band all of a sudden.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When y' all call in at 800. 800 radio. That's him answering the phone. Good job, man. Thanks. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com who sings that song.

[Turley]

7 Mary 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

7 Mary 3. Cool, cool, cool. Got a few. Let me grab this call real quick. Good morning, everyone. Good morning everywhere. Oklahoma City, Arkansas, Louisiana, Lafayette, Pennsylvania, Dallas, Fort Worth, and of course, Houston. Congratulations, Cougars. You guys are doing great. Just excellent. Ranked number six in the country right now. Houston. Football in the college realm is back. Pugsy Siegel. He says his name's Pugsy Siegel. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your. What's your real name?

[Caller/Listener]

Bugsy Siegel.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. That is great. Your grandparents, somebody had a good sense of humor.

[Caller/Listener]

No, that Ben Seagull was my grandfather's uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. The real one.

[Caller/Listener]

The gangsters. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I love that movie, Bugsy. Have you seen the movie Bugsy? No. Oh, it's awesome.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's one of his best movies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Really? He goes out to Vegas and opens the Flamingo. Okay, so this is his nephew, Pugsy Siegel.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, no, no. Great nephew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great nephew.

[Uncle Roy]

Where are you?

[Caller/Listener]

My grandfather's uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

North Texas. Up by pilot point area.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a 15F.350 power stroke diesel, platinum four wheel drive, leather navigation. So sunroof. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Just shy of 70.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still mopped up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's. It's all original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a dually or single wheel?

[Caller/Listener]

Single wheel short bed. And I've got a retracts on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 250 or a 350?

[Caller/Listener]

350.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes it harder. It sounds stupid, but this truck is not. It's not worth. It's not worth as much as a true 250 because so many people don't like that rough ride.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'll disagree with that, but that's your opinion. I. I've got a few of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

A couple of them does this. Is this a 40? 40. 40. 40 what? Truck? 40. 40, 40, 40. 3,000. That's on, right, Pugsy?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's 70,000 on. Yeah, I'm listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm talking about the money, honey.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, I. I'm thinking it should be closer to 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, not with 70. Not with 70. No, it needs better miles. If we're gonna do 50 grand, it needs 20,000 miles. Gonna do that? It's a mid-40s, mid to low-40s truck. And if you'll take that for it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and I'll buy it. But no, it won't do that. With 70, they won't. Thank you for calling, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like horses?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's got too many miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just got too many miles. Chris05F150XLT Is it a crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel or four wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do I need to spend. How much money do I need to spend on it to make it where there's nobody complaining about the condition?

[Caller/Listener]

So it's got a slight tear in the driver's seat. I was gonna fix that up myself. Yep, it's. It's got a couple little nicks and dings, you know, on the door and whatnot, but nothing major.

[John Clay Wolf]

We pay our touch up guys $150 to touch the cars up and do what we call a wet sand or a hot buff. So now you've spent 250 getting this thing ready. So no, no body damage, no mechanical damage, no lights on, doesn't need tires, doesn't need a windshield.

[Caller/Listener]

Nope, none of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does eight grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Eight grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, eight grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Eight will buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think I'll buy it. I mean, if. If it's an 05 crew cab XLT with 96,000 miles, I've got to spend $250 on it to get it up on its feet and ready. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can pick it up. Go, go to givemetheven.com. say, John, hit me at 8 grand on the radio. That will buy it. Here's the truck, and we'll wrap it up and get you paid.

[Turley]

Bam.

[Caller/Listener]

That sounds good, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we do. Make sure. I mean, if it's got a salvage title or something, then I got to change that.

[Caller/Listener]

But no, it's just sitting in the parking garage. It's got a good title. We've got two other vehicles.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll have a check in your hand on Tuesday.

[Turley]

Bam.

[Caller/Listener]

Make it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will. Always do. I always do. Make it happen, man. We can make it happen. We can make it happen. Oh. So what are the big games this weekend, Turley?

[Turley]

Well, the one it's about to start right now. Louisville versus Florida State. It is at Louisville.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that so big?

[Turley]

Well, it's number two Florida State versus number 10 Louisville. They've got a quarterback that may be getting some Heisman consideration, so. Yeah, he's a stud. That. I think that's probably the best game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean.

[Turley]

Oh, you ohio state. It's 2 ranked. 2 ranked teams, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Turley]

That'll be a pretty good game to coming up too. So that's probably your best two for tonight. That game's late too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not followed the Texans. How did they do last weekend?

[Turley]

The Texans won.

[John Clay Wolf]

They beat the Bears. Texans are going to be good this year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah.

[Turley]

Better than the Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd like to make a bet on that? We don't get to play them in regular season, which is ridiculous. How would we bet on them being better than the Cowboys?

[Bobbo Brown]

Win, loss.

[Turley]

Win, loss record. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to look.

[Turley]

You already have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You already have a leg up. I need to look.

[Turley]

You're one and oh. Cowboys are own.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to look at their schedule. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think Dakota Dak is gonna do something for the Cowboys?

[Turley]

Yeah, he didn't do bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't do bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm about to.

[Turley]

They didn't give him full.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just rain. Rain.

[Turley]

They just like. Okay, you got to do dink and dunk passes. If they let him loose a little bit, I think it would have been all right and I think they would have won the game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they play this weekend?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Turley]

In Washington?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Redskins.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Skins.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab this one real quick. Kim? Oh, I just lost her. Oh, man. Kim, wait. Kim, are you there? Hey, Kim with the excursion, the 7.3 liter excursion with 200,000 miles. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll bid it there. I buy those things all the time. I like them a lot. What is the. What is the game of the week as far as. Well, I guess it's too early in the season to really now.

[Turley]

You can't really for pro games now because you don't really know what you're getting yet another Stu.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got you. J.D. you got any other neat news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of the NFL, according to an NFL memo, police officer officers that are off duty, they cannot bring their weapons with them to the football game. Unless you're in Texas. Texas state law actually supersedes the NFL policy. They're basically saying cops that come to AT&T Stadium or anywhere else in the state can bring their weapons in because they are on 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

7.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the deal. But anywhere else in the nation, cops are not. I think that's ridiculous. It's like cops not being able to bring guns on airplanes. They are trained. Unlike Joe Blow, they're trained to take care of bad situations. Why wouldn't you want them there? Why wouldn't you want them armed? What's the downside? They're not gonna throw a career away by getting drunk and shooting somebody.

[Bobbo Brown]

Unless they're crazy or on something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, then you're gonna bring a gun in anyway.

[Turley]

Well, I mean, you would think with all the metal detectors, no one's gonna bring a gun in.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're not gonna. My point is, if they're. They're police officers, why wouldn't you want them armed on board? They had the same argument with airplanes right after 9 11. And pilots. Pilots couldn't. Couldn't for a while, couldn't bring.

[John Clay Wolf]

People got too much time on their hands to think about this stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, here's something else that's much more.

[Bobbo Brown]

People who are in the gun culture, who were raised in the gun culture like I was. I never even think about it. I know very well not to carry it into a bank or a liquor store or a football game, for Jesus sakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, Speaking of people that have too much. Much time on their hands. Not that you do, and I. I have too little lately. But as you've noticed, you called me a lot over the past month and I haven't answered. And I'd like to apologize.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, why are you not answering? Have I really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he always calls me at the wrong time. It's just so typical Bobo.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, no, I felt bad because you actually called me, like, one early morning this week, and I was just about to hit crunch time, and I haven't talked to you since. Okay, So I was just calling back, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I see. But, I mean, you're the only friend I have in Bowie, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I see Bowie, Texas, I know it's you. And he's been changing phone, but he's been coming from different phone numbers to see if I'm not answering his call because I know it's him. No, no. I tell you, when I see Bowie, I know it's you.

[Bobbo Brown]

I just have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if it's Bowie, payphone. I know it's you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you have so many numbers?

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, I have a home phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Okay.

[Bobbo Brown]

I have phones at work. I have a cell phone that I carry around like space age Dick Tracy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo Brown]

I'm not trying to throw anybody off. I just. When I. I have a phone everywhere I go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo is very hypersensitive. Like when we call out for hate mail. A minute ago, we got some. We got some great.

[Bobbo Brown]

I can't believe they did that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would. Because we asked for. But he's very sensitive. He wears his heart right on his sleeve. You need a tattoo of a heart right on your forearm.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a performer. He's.

[Bobbo Brown]

I know, but, you know, we come up here, we're working so hard to try to put on a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we did get some bastards.

[Bobbo Brown]

Ugly emails and call us.

[J.D. Ryan]

James, you get an ugly email.

[Turley]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys suck. Bidding cars all hopped up on cocaine and tobacco. Yeah, I know y' all are. Do I know all y' all are doing is getting high on cocaine. This guy's really into cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And buying and selling cars DeLorean style. So I hate this show and everything it stands for. It's the worst few hours of radio. And every Saturday, I turn it off at 12 o' clock when y' all get done. You just lost a listener. He's a fan. But that's.

[Bobbo Brown]

That guy doesn't know anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

But earlier I said hate mail gets me energized.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, mail. Hey, man, you're. You're one of those people. You. You thrive on that. You thrive on people telling you can't do anything.

[Turley]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. There's no. No. No doubt. It's what. It's what makes me tick. 800, 800 radio. The website's givemetheven.com Oklahoma City, Houston. Houston, Pennsylvania, in Dallas, Fort Worth. We're fixing to lose you right now at 11 o'. Clock. You can stream us. Where can they stream us? Turley Live.

[Turley]

I heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heart Music player. Go to. Go to Nash Icon FM in Amarillo, Texas, and it'll stream on your iHeart. Or just go to our website later this afternoon and the podcast will be up. You click the itunes button and you can subscribe to our podcast. Charlie, what time do you get it? Up about 2.

[Turley]

No, it's probably like 3:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

3:30. So this evening is when the podcast will be up. We will see you guys that we're losing later. Everyone else, L.A. arkansas, the Bears stay hooked. We've got one more hour for you and appreciate your attention this morning and thank you. I beat CarMax offers to the extent that I will pay you $100 if I don't beat your CarMax offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars at. Give me the vin.com go to givemetheven.com push your information. We will email you an offer. If you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're going to mail you a $100 check. If you like money, you're crazy not taking up on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

This is funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

The article.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm reading this article in the Star Telegram in Fort Worth. Star Telegram that they put out about us today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Robert Slow. I wrote it. Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's real.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you want to read it, either go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook or you can go to star-telegram.com and look it up. That's a good story. It talks about your life. Yeah. Talks about your life. Talks about a little bit about us as you, your supporting cast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not as much about y' all as I. As we talk. It's weird.

[Turley]

Oh, you know, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't realize how much I talk to this guy. I thought it would be more radio but less personal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Taking a long, bumpy road to get there. One that involves surviving a near paralyzing accident, a divorce and embezzlement. Talks about your. Your life. Kind of a. The Wolf of Berry Street. Barry street is one of the titles. The Wolf of Berry Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you. Yeah, it's broken into like different segments.

[J.D. Ryan]

The wounded wolf. Here's the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Airwolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Airwolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cute.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's really cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

He talks about the college days and the bars and Carter and riding motocross and. That's awesome. All the stuff.

[Turley]

Can't wait to read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's pretty damn long. Let me bid this car real quick, Andy. A 2012 F250 with 43. Which trim level is a Laramy and XLT or a K inch Larry Lariat. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 43,000 miles 6 inch lift. Does it need tire? How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller/Listener]

There's about 12,000 on the tires, so they're pretty fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures of it so you can get that. Go to givemetheven.com and lock it up. But off the. Did you say it's got factory nav. Factory Factory navigation.

[Caller/Listener]

On navigation? No navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yes on sunroof, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's black and gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

The gray. Just the bottom. The black's the main color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 30.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the big ranch hand bumper. It's got a headache rack on it. It's got the deployable running board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is the truck? I see two one zero area code. Where's that?

[Caller/Listener]

San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 30? Is it 36,000?

[Caller/Listener]

A little low there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

About 40. 39. 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave, I gave. I gave 37 for the same truck this week with 25,000 miles on it. But it didn't have all the bolt on the extras. So I was kind of based on it off of that. Would 37 buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you gotta, you gotta. You gotta work with me, dog. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

38.5 is the lowest I'll go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have.

[Caller/Listener]

I do owe some on it. Owe 26 something on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can make the payoff and I'll pay you half the equity up front. And I'll pay the other half the equity as soon as I get the title. And the reason I do that is to keep you glued in case they're not getting me my title. Then you're calling them saying, get this man his damn title. He already sent you the money. Because I've had that happen. 38 and a half buys it.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're close. All right, so I'm 37. You're 38 and a half year in San Antonio. How hard would it be to get you to get it up to Fort Worth if I give 38 and a half? Because see, really, if I give 38 and a half, then I got another, you know, 350 and running it down there, running somebody down there to pick it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Only problem is I drive a truck for a living and I'm never home, okay? That's why I'm selling it, because I never drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll figure out the gory details. Go ahead. And get it on. Let's assume we've got a deal, because I think we do. If it looks the way we. I think it's gonna look. Go to givemetheven.com. push the pictures. Push the VIN. Say talk to John on the radio. 38. Five by it. Here it is. Please confirm.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com Sarah. 10 Scion XD with 66. Charlie. What are those worth? They worth five grand. Is that the box? Is that the box one, Sarah, is that the little box?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's got a little hatchback on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Waco.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How did you find. Find us? Because we don't advertise in Waco. Does the radio station just make it down there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 92.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Turley]

Not hanging around with any bail players, are you?

[Bobbo Brown]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S a hatchback with 60. Let me look at something real quick. Does five grand buy it, Sarah?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm probably looking for about nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you must have a payoff that you're fighting.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What are you gonna buy to replace it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm looking for a Volkswagen.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

Ah.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to our website. Put it in there. Say I'm. You are. You're upside down in this car. But I've got a friend, a new company that we. We've joined forces with called DNM Leasing. And they can lease you new ones and used ones and also just straight sell them if they want to, but they can swallow up this negative equity. The car is worth $6,000. That's the real money. If your payoff's 9, then you have $3,000 worth of negative equity, and we've got to get you out of it. And I think we can do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll start working on it. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. So did that story didn't say anything about you.

[J.D. Ryan]

About me? Yeah, there's a little article. There's a little paragraph about me, you know, kind of my background with Russ Martin. And then how you and I found each other through Gavin Spittle. And then that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I noticed that he didn't make you. He didn't do you enough justice, dog.

[Bobbo Brown]

He said way too much about me, really. Now all my images can find me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

Oh, what do you say?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

About Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because what he didn't. I read through the story during the break and what we're talking about is a newspaper story that was done on us. It was released this morning. It's pretty good. It's long. Very. Tells a long story. If you go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and hit like it's posted on there. Yeah. Bob, if reading through this when it talks about you and I, you know, the guy didn't know anything except what I'm telling. I mean he only heard it once.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's easy to not understand how important some things were. But what did it say? It said, well, you know, Bob O. Brown's path to Wolf was. Was some somewhat less serpentine. Brown, a long time Wichita Falls jock, had been fired from his station after a 15 year run. Is that even the right. Was 15 years, right? I think I said that 91 to 99. Yeah.

[Turley]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Anyway, he heard Wolf show, called the voicemail and said it was old time radio Jock would be willing to act as a fill in radio host. That's true. But it was, it was more colorful than that. Yeah. A month later he did a fill in gig and Wolf liked his timing, impersonations and writing talent and decided to keep him in the cast. But it sounds like I decided, oh, I guess I'll let you stay. Yeah, you know, oh, he's a good little stray. We'll let him hang around. That wasn't the case at all. America's Got Talent, we hired him full time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually he wound up doing that noon show himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When I moved back to Fort Worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'd always talked right then that I was like, like kind of like Stern and Fred Norris. I'm like, you're my Fred Norris. You're the guy. And I've always believed that and I always thought that and still do today. Yeah. It just, it just kind of brushes off Bob as, as a hanger on her and that. Well, that's not the case at all. There was a lot of this built around Bobo.

[Bobbo Brown]

This will shock you, but coming for me especially. But it's not about me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's nice about us, it's not about me either. It's about all you, baby. No, it's not all me.

[Bobbo Brown]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember the day that JD came in here and he said, what do you need me for?

[Bobbo Brown]

I remember the first day you said J.D. ryan was coming in to check us out when we were doing the neuter down here. I said J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, please.

[Bobbo Brown]

J.D. damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan's coming right now. He's making fun of me.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, no, I was. I was serious like that. That was. Was that not my.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. He was very excited because you were a teacher in his broadcast school.

[Bobbo Brown]

JD recently said that he wanted to. Wasn't there for that, but I swear I remember him.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was drinking back then, dude.

[Bobbo Brown]

Dale Hansen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dale. Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, they made it too. Oh, so you went and spoke at the class.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

You guys both seemed a little tottered.

[Turley]

Dale. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

But I learned. I mean, I learned a lot from that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember swapping bottles.

[Bobbo Brown]

You need to get Todd or do his job.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't talk about the. How long did we do the nooner? A year. Was it that long? Yeah, about a year every day article, though. Yeah. No, I'm not. I. I appreciate what he wrote. It was good. I just. I just wanted to make sure that Bobbo, right, doesn't think that I didn't. Because he's so sensitive, dude. One thing I've learned about Bobbo, after 10 years, he's a very sensitive person. He's very comedic.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's an artist.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's very sensitive. And he'll start reading this. He's erotic as hell is what I'm trying to say. And he'll start reading this, right? And he'll start calling me tonight, about 11:15 after he's really in there in the zone. And I want to go ahead and air it out now and get it straight so that. So we can get it over with sober. So. Babo. I told him that I love you more than he said. Here.

[Bobbo Brown]

Travis, I'm sorry to call you one o' clock in the morning, but. But I can't stop looking at you. Your picture and the fort. Want to start settling again, buddy? That's a little picture of you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. John. Did you hear what he was saying a minute ago? It's about you, John. It's just you. No, he had all this hidden. Hidden undertones. Oh, God. Bob, we've been working together for how long? No, I didn't. Oh, you're worse than my old lady.

[Bobbo Brown]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong? Nothing. Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It will be 11 o' clock tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. We need to. I need to. Is there a comment section on here? Can I go in and write another article about Bobbo? Because that's what we need to do here. No.

[Turley]

Have an addendum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe Wichita Falls, your town will write one about you and Just say a sentence about me and then it'll be even because I know right now I'm in trouble.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Hello, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Lord, here we go.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

This is God Almighty.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew he was listening.

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

Then perhaps you should do something for Bobo concerning his clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

His clock. We're not on the clock again, are we?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

I hate to be overly ecclesiastical, but I think he's still a little butt hurt.

[Bobbo Brown]

God, shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

God used the word butt hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo had this clock in the studio and burning his little cheap junk clock with a blue neon around it. And I hated it. There's. And then we brought it down here somehow, and it got in the studio here, and I threw it away a few years ago. And then somebody dug it out of the trash and put it back on the wall. And then I threw it away again and somebody pulled it out of the trash and put on the wall. So last week I threw it in the trash can and I poured my dip spit all over it just to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make sure it wouldn't come back out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it didn't. We've been replaced with Jimi Hendrix. And that's great.

[Bobbo Brown]

And it's just a $10 clock. But I'm telling you, if you continue to soil your own karma this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, Turley, the $20 I won off of you on Arkansas TC please give it to Bobbo. This. Go buy all the damn piece of junk clocks you want and hang them all over your wall. This is why there's $20. Horrible. You probably buy five of them.

[Bobbo Brown]

Continue to happen to you, man, because.

[Turley]

He throws away clock. He thought it was his clock. I'm gonna have to defend him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I bought it. I thought you bought it with my money. But it sounds like. Who paid for it?

[Bobbo Brown]

I paid for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, now you've got got $20 for a $3 clock in your answer. So we're cool. We're square there. I'll go into the deal and update the comments and. And talk about you more. And then I'm going to call the. The damn Times Record News in Witcha Falls, Texas, and tell them to write a story on you.

[Bobbo Brown]

But this is bad because, you know, I'm just going to spend it on chicks and booze, man. My dad told me never, never give a drunk money.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

Good point.

[Bobbo Brown]

There's still miles we can get out of that clock. I'm telling you, man, I nearly cut myself shaving Tuesday morning. I just thought about it. You know how I'm reactionary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

You know Myself?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And what about.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes, I was thinking about, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fixing up my.

[Bobbo Brown]

I bought a house last year. I'm fixing up, you know. You know what looked good right there?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Brown]

That blue cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cut yourself.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, it gave me the Babo Two Rats, as you call them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I love talking to your old manager about you back in Wichita Falls.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, yeah, Wendy, he just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He tells funny stories about you back in there. You know, Bobbo, I've been listening to Bombo on y' all show, and he's finally got that sound right where he's been trying to get. He smoked enough grass and burned his throat just enough to deepen that voice, he said, because when Babo was young, he had a high pitched voice. But now Bobbo's smoked enough cigarettes, he's burned his whole throat down where he's got the voice he's always been trying to get. And he sounds damn good. But don't tell him I said that, because then he'll get. He. He thinks about stuff too much. He's so damn neurotic that he'll get all screwed up and off tempo.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right? That guy's just the greatest salesman in the world because that's the most illogical thing I've ever heard, Right? Has my voice changed since I've known you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not since you've known me. You know. No.

[Bobbo Brown]

I used to do a John Wolf voice. I don't do this to make you mad. Never. You know, it's pretty bad. Me and John are talking and John said, hey, Bob, I'll tell you what we do. Like, you know, right? And then one day, John. This is live on the air, man. John saved a clip of like Tommy Chong on Crossfire on CNN the night before or something. He plays Tommy Chong talking. He goes, well, this is what you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sound like, Bob O.

[Bobbo Brown]

And he plays. And Tommy Chong is like, yeah, man. And I'll tell you what happened. It sounds just like me, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nailed it.

[Bobbo Brown]

I didn't know I was doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sensitive about your impersonations of me because my grandfather used to gig me all the time.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He called me Johnny Faye instead of John Clay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Johnny Faye. Why? Just because I had a high pitched voice now. Now I'm trying to make it.

[Turley]

Do you?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, it's not that high pitched.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Faye. Come here. Johnny Faye. Where's Johnny Faye? We'd be the public place. He'd page Johnny Faye Wolf.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they just gave me hell all the time. My brother Used to hold the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your big star.

[John Clay Wolf]

My big star. My brother. Used to hold me down and spit in my mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, yeah, that's where you got it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Brown]

You're lashing out every time you destroy a clock man. With spit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, you're projecting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Used to hold me down and spit in my mouth. I'm Just a John. He'd sing me a song called I'm Just a John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you ever just beat the crap out of him?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was seven years older, man. He was Chet from Weird Science. What could you do by the time I got big enough, I mean, now it'd be a real fight, like a somebody's gonna get hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cuz we're both pretty big old boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You drank a little bit.

[Turley]

It would only last like 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

My brother always thinks anything that's mine is his.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. I've seen him do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's awful.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have seen him do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He actually asked me one night at the house after he'd been drinking if I could get my wife to show him her boobs. No. Oh, she was very alarmed. I bet she was rattled. I don't even know if he knows he did it. It was really weird. It was one of the weirdest brother moments I've ever had in my life. Did you ask her?

[Turley]

He told her about afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said it in front of her.

[Turley]

I'm sit in front of her, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, whoop. Gotta go. Time to go. Gotta go do something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta do something. You need to leave while I'm gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You leave, we'll be right back. You got me. Tomorrow or just the end of time? One thing I've learned about car dealership over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh God, they lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bobbo Brown]

Sell off your car. Give me the VIN$. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-RADIO. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

The next time they're in town, Turtle, we need to go see them again.

[Turley]

Oh, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're so damn good. Whatever he's playing as the Temple of the Dog. No, they're still.

[Turley]

There's Soundgarden. They're back together. You're talking about his solo stuff would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be kind of cool, just him in concert. Anybody. Anybody can play the drums. If anybody knows that, it's me. I mean, and a good guitarist can play guitar. Clayton Harrison. That was pretty cool earlier when he did that. He did a good job. Does he have other good songs like that under his belt?

[Turley]

Yeah, he's got some other covers. He's got a couple originals, too, but we're not gonna play that here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta play the hits. Gotta play the hits.

[Bobbo Brown]

Clayton plays the stockyards down here. Like Street Corner Bucket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo Brown]

He's got a hundred songs I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Trickling Street? Yeah, He's. He's laughing. It's like, yeah, I'm going there tonight with. Put His Boot out on the Street Corner. Yeah. No, he'll play quarters in it. Why don't you give him the 20 instead of take it?

[Bobbo Brown]

He's better in a jukebox. He'll give you, like, for a burrito. He'll play you three songs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Strange jukebox.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bj, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

What burrito?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to have BJ on my list here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was because I was telling you a story I didn't know you wrote down. The story about I was driving the Fish Aston Martin around yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, our free Aston Martin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the free Aston Martin that I have. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a free house. Aston Martin we do. Some people radio, guys get swag. They get a free shirt, some stickers. We got a convertible Aston Martin.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's beautiful. So I'm driving it around just to keep, you know, keep the motor warm, the wheels grease, and it's funny, people. Wait till you talk to you. One picture.

[Bobbo Brown]

No one ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

No one ever talks to me in my Ford Escape. I don't know why, but when I'm driving that car. So I pull up to the power Skywalker. The. I pull up the observation here at DFW airport, and this girl gets out of the car next to me. Her boyfriend's in the car, but she gets out and she's a little toasted. It's Friday afternoon. She's had a couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she. And she walks. She Walks over the side of the car and she goes, so who did you give oral favors to to get this car? And I'm like, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, I just laughed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went, you want to ride?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. And then she goes, hey, have my picture with it. I'm like, sure. Sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she good looking? She was. She.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was about a. Doable.

[J.D. Ryan]

About a seven and not, not. Not smoking, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bob would marry her that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she was 26. Yeah, yeah, 27. Anyway, so she comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a hot 27 year old walked up and said, who did you have to take care of on to drive this? And then can I go riding with.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and take pictures with you? Can I get in the car? Can I take my picture?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I take my clothes off?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, sure. No, shouldn't say that. And then she goes, did my brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come up and say if she shows you her boobs, he. He needs to show me too?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, that was for you. She goes, take a picture of me back by the tailpipe giving it favors. Like, she's like. She's sucking on the tailpipe.

[John Clay Wolf]

This woman's aggressive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she did. She gets down by the tailpipe and just a big look.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you take a picture?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was on her camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't take. This is so typical jd Bobo. This is so typical jd. This man has gold laid down right in front of him and he can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even get a damn recording the car five feet away.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're taking pictures with one phone. Why don't you take one with the other phone? We got somebody given performing acts to our free Aston Martin.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just funny. I just thought it was funny. The things people do for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's funny too, but next time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you take some pictures and record?

[Bobbo Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. We're in the broadcast. Be a broadcaster, be an entertainer.

[Bobbo Brown]

Always be closing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't want to come off like a pervert.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, can I take a picture of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your girlfriend doing my car approach me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she'd already taken it past the point of you looking weird.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you not.

[Turley]

How do you not close that, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, because. Close. Close what? Well, he didn't have to close. He at least get pictures so we could talk about. I could have got pictures, maybe record it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure it's on the six.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you handle that situation?

[Bobbo Brown]

How would I handle that situation?

[J.D. Ryan]

Left the boyfriend in the boyfriend would.

[Bobbo Brown]

Be waiting a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gideon, you want to go around the block? My block is Austin.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, around the block via San Diego.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right.

[Bobbo Brown]

Take a vacation right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still be at the airport waiting for her to come back.

[Bobbo Brown]

You're so jaded.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, I kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got nothing. What are we going to talk about for the rest of the show?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a lot of interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's news.

[Turley]

There's. Rusty's hanging out in the. The chipmunk. He's hanging out in the green room again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought he'd be this time of year. I figured he'd be out running around, getting nuts.

[Turley]

Why are you playing with your.

[Bobbo Brown]

You know, it's funny, John, you say you. Your brother asked about, you know, your. Your wives breast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, he did.

[Bobbo Brown]

I had a friend, old Rodney Sikorski.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

And he married. He married big booed Tandy. And they're both adults. I mean, woman's probably 50 something at the time. And they would get all teetotal wasted. Rodney would pass out and she. She'd show you.

[J.D. Ryan]

She'd show us all.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, she wanted us to see. And they were perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were they. Were they redone? Were they done? Because women, once I get them new, they're like, they can't. They have to show them. I had the general manager of a radio station's wife come into my office when I was music director and she'd just gotten them. And I joked, I said, yeah, well, it's kind of like having a Ferrari in the garage. Why don't you show him? She goes, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, holy crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was kidding.

[Bobbo Brown]

So you asked to see him and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you freaked out because I'm in my office place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's my boss's wife.

[Bobbo Brown]

There's something you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not John's brother.

[Bobbo Brown]

You got something broken inside.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. Yeah, it's called being responsible.

[Bobbo Brown]

You don't. The single business, the singles should be wadded up ready, man for a scene like that, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. She's wanting to work the general manager's life.

[Bobbo Brown]

You could have created a job.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway. But women, once they get them, you don't want to be the guy that buys them, because once they get them, they will. They love to show them and they need other men to play with them. That's just the way it works. Never be the guy to buy them.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they're painting the house. Never get ready for a for sale sign.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never be the man to buy them. Always be the guy after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, That's. Rules. Rules.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've learned that the hard way. I didn't pay for them, but I've watched it happen time after time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. In that department, do you like them big and wide or long and flat? Flappy or small? And what. I mean, what's your. Perfect.

[Bobbo Brown]

You know. I mean, I'll tell you this. I like them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. You're like Jesus. Yeah, you love them all.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's not like beer. Like, there's no bad beer, right? I'm tired of trying to explain that to people. But, yeah, there are bad boobies sometimes.

[Turley]

What about like the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Coke?

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to any motorcycle rally.

[Turley]

Oh, Areola. Do you like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Coke ball bottle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Areola, yeah. Where it's. Oh, the bottom of the great big saucers. The flying saucers.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Kid. It's all fun.

[Bobbo Brown]

That indicates a little American Indian heritage.

[Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo Brown]

I don't know, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We as well call the Silver Dollar.

[Bobbo Brown]

Where I come from.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a girl come up to the radio station once. She was maybe 20, kind of overweight. She pulled them out and they were as big as CDs. That's how big. That's like. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Overweight.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. Like. Like £100 plus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Like Kelly. Did anybody ever see Kelly's?

[J.D. Ryan]

A long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Remember Kelly? The.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The screener Kelly. She was. She. Her boobs were as big as Baba's head. Each one of them. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you not remember her? Bomb.

[Bobbo Brown]

I remember her.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're massive. And she went. Had a reduction, so we fired her.

[Bobbo Brown]

I know. You fired. You fired her because she was looking me up, up and down, dude. She was. Yeah, she was fixing to jump ship.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was a weird chick. She wanted to climb. We didn't even fire. She ran off. Why'd she run off? Do you remember? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

DJ work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

DJ work? Yeah, she's a dj. And she's lost a ton of weight. She looks very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she got the lap band.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did she? I didn't know that.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You afford that?

[Bobbo Brown]

Wait, you're talking about Kelly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, no, no.

[Bobbo Brown]

Nothing ever went on with Kelly. I was talking to the most recent, recent chick.

[Turley]

Debbie.

[Bobbo Brown]

Debbie.

[Turley]

Debbie Sexon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the. The side.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, no, no, not the one before that. She was just a call screen.

[Turley]

Tammy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tammy?

[Turley]

You talking about Tammy?

[Bobbo Brown]

She's a wise ass, boy. She always had something to say from inside the screening Booth. No, no, she didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John Clay. Yeah. What's in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see here. Ford, you know, Trump said it and it really happened. Ford CEO Mark Fields says the next two or three years they're migrating all of their small car production to Mexico out of the U.S. he added that Ford is investing in an additional $4.5 billion to develop electric vehicles by 2020 that no one will buy. That's a good idea. And the move to shift all production.

[John Clay Wolf]

To Mexico, Are they just walking right into Trump's trap by doing this in the middle of the campaign?

[J.D. Ryan]

Every time Trump says something and everybody rolls their eyes, about two weeks later it happens, you tell me. Anyway, that's, that's sort of the basic story. They're moving their small car production. They say, no, people don't want small cars right now. So it's a smaller part of their actual production value. So that's why they're moving into Mexico. All right, if you're fat, lazy, are.

[John Clay Wolf]

They doing it because Mexicans are shorter?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're building them down here and they bring them up here. Where's the accidental race racist? There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[Bobbo Brown]

Because Mexicans are shorter.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're lazy and fat and a Walmart customer, here's some good news for you. You can soon use a handheld device to summons an empty cart. Yeah. Remote controlled motorized transport units is what they're calling them. They're going to start this out in a couple different locations. The systems central control circuit will also track sharping shopping cart idle times to see which ones are not being used and bring them back to the. So you're going to have automatic carts running around Walmart. How long is it going to be till one of them bumps somebody, they fall down and they sue Walmart?

[Turley]

Oh, of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

90 year old Florida resident Arnold Abbott said following his arrest this last weekend that police couldn't stop him from feeding the homeless. That's all he wanted to do is just feed the homeless out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't feed the birds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cops have now arrested him three different don't feed the birds anyway. That's right.

[Bobbo Brown]

What's he feeding him?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just feeding them food. Oh, sandwiches on the street.

[Bobbo Brown]

I thought maybe he's feeding them acid and getting them all crazy. You know, they can't have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy birds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of crazy old people, one more. Do you have time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, we have 44 seconds out of Kansas City. A 70 year old man is accused of robbing a bank in Kansas. He told told investigators he would rather be in prison than go back and live with his wife. So he said, he said, if you let me out again, I'm gonna rob the bank again.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd rather be in prison than live with his wife. She must be a tough old gal.

[Bobbo Brown]

I had one like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, charged with bank robbery and he'll be in the prison for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. The phone lines are wide open. You'll get right in. Year, make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles. You can call us and I'll give you a bid or you can go to givemetheven.com. fayetteville. We come up there about every three days lately in Fort Smith. Lafayette, Louisiana. We're in there every day. Houston, we're in there every day. Abilene. We're going out there about every two days. Wichita Falls. We're in there every day so we can pick up your cars. Don't think just because we're in Fort Worth, Texas, we can't come get them. Because that's what we do. We do come get them. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we'll bid it. Make a deal, we'll come get it. Bring a check. If you got a payoff, we'll pay off your payoff. You owe us money on the difference. You owe it to us. If we owe you, we'll pay you. It's just straight up business. Easiest thing you'll ever do. If you don't believe me, read our reviews online. If we don't beat a CarMax offer for guys in Houston, we owe you 100 bucks. But that's after you shoot us a picture of the CarMax offer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we can have an opportunity. Opportunity to beat it. We'll pay you a hundred dollars for last look. So I used to do that. Used car managers all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just say show me. Give me the last look. That's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's 100. Here's a couple hundred more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Long running. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'll be kidding that. That's an old joke. Car dealers are laughing at that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the car business was bad about bribes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they'll be back? Customers always say, I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money. But they want the most money and that's why they're coming to me. @givemetheven.com this isn't some title max pawn shop deal. This is hard money. Dealer money. The real world. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures and I'll reply with an offer. GiveMeTheEven.com fast, easy, hard money. Right? Right now. No BS sell us your car.

[Bobbo Brown]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

Bob, this song reminds me. Have you seen that New Zealand Zeppelin video that just came out a couple days ago?

[Bobbo Brown]

I haven't seen anything new in a couple of months.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. I need to post it on the site. Damn it. In through the outdoor. I forgot. It's a. They. They did a video and it's awesome. Did you know? I mean, it's awesome.

[Bobbo Brown]

They've remastered all their albums and they all have like bonus tracks and like awesome stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome stuff. Almost like the Beatles White Album. Yeah. That I've been listening to all week. That's still around now. I'll get to it.

[Bobbo Brown]

You haven't brought that out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I finally got a new car that I think I'm gonna keep for a minute.

[Bobbo Brown]

It might drive you crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really excited about. No, I'm gonna sell it. I can't keep a car. That's nice. I gotta sell them.

[Turley]

It's nice, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only way I'm gonna keep a car is if I buy it and put it my name. I kept that. That Ford truck a while, but I mean, if I have a car, I just. I can't take a car to the auction and park it in the parking lot.

[Bobbo Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta sell it. I'm just a junkie.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's exactly right, Johnson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely, junkie. I have a feeling that the market might be a little off this week. They had a bad run up in Pennsylvania this week and ours on Tuesday was kind of. I don't know. You know what they say when Big Tex talks every year, the first thing they. The. The first words out of his mouth that state fair times when they're testing him. Your car isn't worth today what it was yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because there's a market adjustment. It happens right about now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every year. It's the damnedest thing. And it costs a lot of money.

[Bobbo Brown]

To get through our last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's kind of what he says. And it. It's. It's pretty damn on most of the time. Dan, good morning. You're on the air. Nope.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where. Beaumont, Texas. Beamont. We've got a drop zone in Beaumont off 11th street near Hollywood.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 Altima with 95. Do you have a payoff on this car?

[Mia Lofa Racing Tia]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it high?

[Caller/Listener]

Not too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe against it?

[Caller/Listener]

I owe 6,000 right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not too bad. Okay. Because a lot of times when I see these stuff like this with high miles, the payoff's real high. And they're buried. No, you're not buried. You're not upside down. I think you're right on. On it, actually. Let me look at something. A 12 ultimate. Is it a s. With. It's a. It's a. Is it a leather or cloth ultima?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's leather. It's a 2.5 SL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a real sl. That's cool. And it has alloy wheels and a spoiler. Yay or nay?

[Caller/Listener]

No spoiler.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in black. Any damage history?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's out of wreck in the rear end. It's all been fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it should. Do you think it's showing up on the carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, I had to fix their insurance. Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably. I was gonna. I was gonna say seven, but it's probably gonna be six with the bad carfax.

[Caller/Listener]

That's understandable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it in so I can check it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com and we can get you picked up and paid by Tuesday if we make a deal.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me pay you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually, I wouldn't be paying you. I'd be paying your lender. Russell. Where are you calling from, Russell?

[Caller/Listener]

Altus, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Good lord. I lived in Vernon for five years.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Not very far from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Is there still that one bar in Altus? I mean, there's the Apple, but then there's another one that was like some. How many drinking holes do you have in Altus?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, there's several of them, but it depends on if you really want to go there or not. There's several little drinking holes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Altus is where we used to have to drive to go get to go to a place that had mixed drinks.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it was 45 minutes. It's 40 minutes.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I mean going to town, that's about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you have a 05 Nissan 350Z and it has 5,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I think it is right at 5,200 miles.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

We bought it for a toy and we just never use it. We've had it since 2005 when we bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we bid this car a few months ago, didn't we?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we did. And, and, and I, I couldn't remember what you had offered me on the phone and I said I didn't think about it. I went ahead and loaded it up on givemethe things.com. right, right. And they came back with 8,000. But I thought you had talked to me about 15 and I thought no, that's a big difference. So I thought I'd call back and see. Okay, exactly where we at.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago was this?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably about three months. Yeah, but no, no, no, probably, I would say just about a month ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me this, is it an anniversary enthusiast, a grand touring, a performance, a touring or a track?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a great touring convertible with the. So it's got the Brembo brakes and, and all the nice pieces on it. It's not the 35th anniversary cargo and it's an 05. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I didn't think they made a convertible in 05. I thought the 06 was the convertible.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's an O5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I would really like to see if I could get 16 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well I mean like new ones, newer ones in the newer body style. That's what they're bringing. And I agree yours has tremendous low miles. There's no doubt. Let me look at something else real quick. I'm gonna see what, what I can get for this car. I like buying the low mile stuff. Nissan. I'm gonna look at a market report real quick. Nissan 350Z and it's a. See, just like MMR. There's no, there's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You say it's a touring convertible or grand touring Convertible. Okay, what color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Red. Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this says give thought. My bring money is going to be 10, three.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh goodness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah. Let me look at something else real quick. Have you had a bid anywhere else, sir? Have you had it? Have you had any other offers?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Garage and we've been thinking about it so I thought I'd call you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't hit this car at 15. I just didn't. I Know I didn't because I'm not that crazy. Not that you're crazy, but with what I do, I have to be real close tolerances. I make 3, 400 bucks a car, so I've got to be right on the money. And 15 would be like slicing one out in the parking lot and killing a small child if it was like with golf analogies. So go back to the website, do this. Go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw, give me your name, and it'll go straight to my inbox. And I'm gonna look you up in the site and look at the car and look at the VIN and do all that stuff. And I'll get back with you after the show. It says email jcw. It's in the upper right hand corner of the. Of the givemetheven.com website. Email jcw. And then just shoot me your stuff and I'll pull it up. I'll look myself. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brian, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you coming from? Sin City, Missouri City. Missouri City. Is that. Is that down by the Golden Triangle? Where's Missouri City?

[Caller/Listener]

It's over by Sugar Land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, other side then.

[Caller/Listener]

Stafford area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

2014 Silverado, 1500 LC double cab, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Manny. This isn't Brian.

[Turley]

Is this your buyer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Manny? Is this. Is this Brian?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it's Brian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He wants to air quotes.

[Turley]

Brian.

[John Clay Wolf]

A guy that b. Works with us called in and I said, call me in on the air. I guess he just. He wanted to keep it. I'm so quiet.

[Turley]

Maybe to dump that real quick, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all good, man.

[Caller/Listener]

We can talk of the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty (Chipmunk)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong? Been on the air. We're all in the air. We're fully exposed. Full frontal nudity. Transparent.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we got a 14. We got a 14 Chevy Silverado crew cab.

[Caller/Listener]

1500 LT double cab. Double cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a double cab mean? The small back door.

[Caller/Listener]

It's like that. That small back door? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you said on the phone this one has a blown airbag?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep, it has. Minor accident on car packs. Airbag bag deployed. I looked it over. The left fender and the hood are painted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

A pretty good job, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That really screws us to that airbag announcement. Does it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say airbag on the carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it says. I'll tell you exactly what it says here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know if on the auto. On the auto check it says bad airbag?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, auto check is clear. But Carfax accidentally reported hit offense, minor front damage report.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know anybody at Carfax that wouldn't get. We can like give them a hundred dollars to give them take that airbag announcement off.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. If you do, let me know. Hey, is it an LT or an LTZ?

[Caller/Listener]

It's LT. Just LT. Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. Four wheel drive, 64, 000 miles. Blown bag announcement. That blown bag announcement, man, it is huge. And it's stupid because. Because. Just because the airbag blew and it. It says it was in a minor accident, but the airbag deployed, so they put a new airbag in it. So is the used airbag that there's new worse than the one that was in it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but no, I mean, just how much? 20% off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's bad news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

20%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we buy this truck for 18 grand? I know we can't.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I could give it a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they priced it to you?

[Caller/Listener]

22 is what they're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they want the money for the non airbag deployed package. Exactly. He buys cars from dealerships.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we part. We work together. Yeah, let's go 18, 18, 5. We'll be okay. 22. Hell, average MMR on the things like 22, isn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. Every day, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dealers, like, price you like. No, 216 is average MMR. He prices you 22 grand with a blown airbag. He knows it. He's just like, what are you going to do? Well, I'm going to give you 18 grand. Oh, well. Well, when we put 22 in it. No, you didn't. I mean, do y' all not. Do y' all not look at car packs? You're being the business. Your big dealership. Oh, we forgot we missed it, bro. We'll make it a. Hey, hey, manny. Give him 30 grand and tell him we'll make it up on the next one, bro.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that'll be good, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think it's 18.5 rig.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Noah, you mentioned the state fair a minute ago. Opening up on the 30th. A restaurant opens up in Dallas Fort Worth this coming Tuesday. If you were to open a restaurant and sell all the. All the fried Twinkies and all the junk in the world, where would you open it? What restaurant would you open? It inside or what business a Mexican grocery store Walmart Walmart's opening up a thing called state fair treats and all the crap you can buy to eat at the the state fair will be sold in Walmart's live when is this Texas State Fair Open 30th the 30th I'm going it's called state fair treat sits in inside Walmarts boys and girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ladies and gentlemen this is the end of this today's program we'll be back next week at 8am on Saturday give me the vi give.com is where we go where you go to buy your car to God I'm stupid to sell your car I'm getting rum dum and them I'll be in there in the buyer's office this afternoon bidding these cars and sending you guys offer letters give me the vin.com see you next Saturday thanks over and out Bobo JD Turley thanks. Locker out.

[Bobbo Brown]

I'm out back to the money time is money it's good.