#65 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #65

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D. Ryan, Turley, Bobbo
Podcast Theme: An irreverent, freewheeling look at cars, sports, culture, and life, with plenty of humor and listener involvement.

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy episode, John and the crew unleash their signature blend of car talk, offbeat workplace stories, sports banter, and social commentary, sprinkled with audience calls and their infamous “Top Ten at Ten” segment. The team debates office politics, delves into pop-culture debates, and steps right up to buy (or roast) listener vehicles live on air. There’s classic John Clay Wolfe irreverence: nothing escapes their wit—from firing staff and car valuations to strip clubs and celebrity scandals.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Internal Office Drama: The Firing of "Pigpen"

• Storyline: The show opens with banter about recent firings at the office, focusing on an employee nicknamed "Pigpen."

• Main Drivers:

  • Pigpen had poor buying metrics and questionable hygiene ("bottles of spit in his drawer").
  • Repeated inappropriate behavior: female coworkers complained Pigpen was “playing pocket pool" (i.e., touching himself in front of them), leading to HR complaints and his ultimate termination.

• Memorable Quote:

  • “It was a bit of a HR problem because the females in the company... put me on the spot to go talk to him about this.” – John Clay Wolfe (06:12)

• Takeaway: The crew mixes humor with candor, illustrating the uncomfortable realities (and boundaries) of office conduct.

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2. Car Buying, Callers, and the Live Marketplace

• Ongoing Interaction: Throughout the episode, listeners call in to get live offers for their vehicles.

• John’s Approach:

  • He delivers real-time market pricing, explains market downturns, and often faces emotional resistance from sellers.
  • The recurring message: “Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com, email us the VIN and pictures, and we’ll send you an honest offer.”

• Example Interaction:

  • (14:17) Listener with a '99 GMC Suburban calls for a quote. John gives a realistic assessment based on auction history, highlighting how personal investment doesn't change market value.

• Memorable Moment:

  • “We work on the market... If you gave $100 for Microsoft stock, right now it’s at $80... The market changed.” – John Clay Wolfe (108:04)

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3. Car Industry Humor and Regional Oddities

• The Mystery of Toyota’s "1794 Edition":

  • John and the crew riff on the origins of Toyota’s “1794” label, weaving through wild (and comically wrong) theories before Googling the real answer: the truck plant sits on historic Texas ranch land established in 1794.
  • Quote: “They were mailing checks to the parents on SMU letterhead on SMU envelopes.” – John Clay Wolfe, tying into the SMU football scandal (138:50)
  • (29:25) Bobbo delivers the correct Toyota answer, busting the group’s joking theories.

• Buyer/Seller Delusions:

  • Many callers overvalue their cars due to aftermarket add-ons or emotional attachment.
  • John explains repeatedly that market value overrules personal investment and that profit exists at every dealership step.

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4. Music and Pop Culture Games

• The '90s Mashup Challenge:
  • The team launches a contest where listeners must identify five overlapping '90s songs played at once.
  • Despite calls, the first two tracks stump everyone until a Dallas caller nails it.
• Quote:
  • “Cranberries, yes. Dave Matthews, yes. Toadies, yes. Who’s this?” – John Clay Wolfe coaching listeners along (62:04)

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5. The “Tony Romo’s Dad” Bit

• Recurring Character: A wildly exaggerated, comic portrayal of Tony Romo’s Mexican-Polish father offers outlandish sports updates and personal anecdotes (puppy tossing drills, helmet cheese, and more).
• Why It Stands Out:
  • The crew agrees he’s their “best bit.” Listeners frequently mention stopping their cars from laughing so hard.
• Notable Excerpt:
  • “He eat maybe four or five pieces [of plastic food] before anyone noticed... rushed him to the hospital.” (83:06)
  • “Tony’s Romo’s dad is my favorite guest.” – John Clay Wolfe (87:48)

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6. Social, Sports & Celebrity Commentary

• Twitter Firings in Sports:
  • A Seattle Mariners catcher is suspended for a tweet about the riots in Charlotte, sparking debate on free speech, morality clauses, and the bizarre new world of social media consequences. (128:17)
• Sports Banter:
  • Hot topics include NFL coach Bill Belichick’s prowess, the Cowboys’ prospects, and the ongoing saga of SMU’s football malaise.
• Celebrity Scandal and Satire:
  • The Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie divorce gets lampooned as an absurd media circus, and the show riffs on tabloid culture ("people watch the children, they visit the children.") (75:33)
• Political Satire:
  • “Top Ten at Ten: Debate Edition” lists the questions Clinton and Trump least want to be asked, landing plenty of bipartisan jabs (see "Notable Quotes").
• SMU Football Rant:
  • John delivers a deeply personal, comic lament on SMU’s football curse post-death penalty, comparing it to being a felon unable to get a job.

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7. Unique Calls, Offbeat Stories & Relationship Talk

• Randy the Chipmunk:
  • A high-pitched, stoner chipmunk regales the crew with tales of drugs and rodents gone wild. (103:01+)
• Strip Club Confession:
  • Bobbo recounts a friend’s experience when a stripper revealed her Crohn’s disease right before a lap dance ("She could poop on him at any minute!"). (145:02)
• Marriage and Money:
  • John and the crew discuss personal spending habits, family pressures to "buy a new house," and the universality of money arguments in marriage.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote/Segment | Speaker | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------------| | 03:00 | “I drank a lot last night, so I'm still kind of hungover.” | John Clay Wolfe | | 05:07 | “He just said, I don’t get it.” (on Pigpen being fired) | J.D. Ryan | | 06:12 | “It was a bit of a HR problem because the females in the company…” | John Clay Wolfe | | 20:32 | “No, I’ve been. CarMax offered me more.” | Caller | | 21:45 | “It’s so easy, you can do it in your underwear.” | Various (ad tagline)| | 64:38 | “The big debate... Monday, Monday, Monday!” | John Clay Wolfe | | 71:34 | “Are you dying or is karma just kicking your ass?” | Bobbo (Top 10) | | 72:41 | “Who’s hotter, your wife or your daughter?” (On questions Trump doesn't want) | Bobbo (Top 10) | | 83:06 | “[Tony Romo's dad] ate four or five pieces [of plastic food]... rushed him to hospital.” | Turley (role-play)| | 128:22 | “Mariners catcher suspended for rest of season... everyone involved should be locked up like animals.” | Bobbo | | 138:50 | “They were mailing checks to parents on SMU letterhead, on SMU envelopes.” | John Clay Wolfe | | 145:09 | “She could poop on him at any minute.” (Strip club Crohn’s story) | John Clay Wolfe |

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Important Timestamps

• [00:39]–[06:00]: The firing of Pigpen (office politics, inappropriate behavior)
• [12:26]: Car offer instructions for listeners
• [20:13]: CarMax / Craigslist market comparisons
• [23:27]: Car trivia: Origin of Toyota’s 1794 edition
• [46:00]: “'90s Megamix” music contest launched for listeners
• [83:06]: “Tony Romo’s Dad” comic segment
• [128:17]: Mariners’ catcher suspension for tweet; discussion on free speech
• [137:01]: Extended riff on the SMU football “death penalty” legacy

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Tone & Style

The show is fast-talking, irreverent, no-holds-barred, with a mix of good-natured ribbing, edgy humor, and honest business insight. The hosts speak in a blend of self-deprecating, regional, and pop-culture-inflected voices. Listeners are invited to call with questions, to play along with games, or to challenge John’s car-buying takes.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• Expect a blend of car expertise (with real offers!), blue-collar humor, candid office stories, and a healthy dose of satire.
• Don’t be surprised by off-color jokes—nothing is too weird or too real to roast.
• If you’ve ever wondered what happens when workplace politics, cars, and sports collide—with a microphone open—the John Clay Wolfe show gives you the answer.

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Final Takeaway

Episode 65 is an exemplar of the show’s blend of car trade know-how, uncensored radio comedy, and Southern-fried barroom banter. Whether assessing a Suburban’s worth, rehashing office HR issues, or explaining why SMU football still sucks, John and team keep listeners laughing, learning, and occasionally squirming in their seats.

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To get your car bid, visit: GiveMeTheVIN.com — “So easy you can do it in your underwear!”

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's JD Did Turley fire him, too? What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not fire J.D.

[Turley]

Does Turley do that? Yeah, I better watch myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Turley talk to you sternly?

[Turley]

A time or two, in fact.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Turley on like a firing spree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is J.D. fired? No, he's just a little late.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't fire him. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you never know. You know, these. It's like these women. You give them an inch, they take more than an inch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you trying to compare me to a woman?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, just a power trip. Turley's been on a power trip. He fired pigpen this week. J.D. there you are. Hello.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. Hello. Sorry I'm late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you want to have a donut?

[Bobbo]

No. No, thank you. I'm sorry.

[Turley]

It's quite a practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got a.

[Caller]

Awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a apple fritter. Oh, and those are big.

[Bobbo]

I brought my dog. He'd sure. Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I was going to. Bobbo's heading over here. He's like, I'm down. We'll have the donut.

[Turley]

My donut radar just went off.

[Bobbo]

Kick that dog out of the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had $2. The apple fritter is a $10. Yes. I buy them in the hood where they're cheaper. Yeah, from the Oriental chicks in the black part of town.

[Bobbo]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I asked her nicely, can I get anything else with this change? Well, you can get a. You can get a. What are the. Little. Donut hole.

[Bobbo]

Donut hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donut hole. Of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alexis.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could get a glaze, like. I really want a blueberry. Tense is small, but I'll take care of you. Okay, cool. So I gotta. I've got. Kind of feel like I got a free blueberry.

[Bobbo]

Kind of free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of free. Because, you know that change would have just got thrown out.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dog would have ate it.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I Wish we had 10 cents we can just throw away every day, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I didn't know. Bob, do you want half of my blueberry? Because a full fritter and a full blueberry is more than I'm shopping for.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a lot.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For me.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like a half of my donut?

[Turley]

I don't know. I mean, I don't want to be weird about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a yes or no.

[Turley]

I don't want to make you feel funny about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[Turley]

John. I'll share a donut.

[Bobbo]

I like to be. Breakfast was over us.

[Turley]

Stop dare throw that donut at me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Here you go, Charlie. We give him half the half a donut.

[Bobbo]

This is absurd. You don't have an eating problem because somebody with the eating problem would have eaten the whole thing pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, I drank a lot last night, so I'm still kind of hungover.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. So you're walking into the donut shop like. Like, better call Saul. Buck chow, ladies. Buck chow.

[Bobbo]

So who got fired?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pigpen.

[Bobbo]

Who's Pig Penny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Pin is this guy who worked here that. He's a nice kid.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But his. His buying percentage sucked compared to everybody else.

[Bobbo]

So he was in the buying room.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then inconsistent. Very inconsistent. I call it sucked. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Was he ever good?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was trying to be. Moments of yes, but that's why I was inconsistent, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

You back it all off and look at his dollars per everything. And it's terrible.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, go beat the hell out of him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I saw that, I was like, we got to fire this guy. And Turley already fired him. He'd already beat me to it.

[Turley]

Turley, all assertive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Do you do that now, Turley?

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess so. Yeah.

[Turley]

You're over the buyers over there. He's gotten a little. Since. Since he's taken this on the last few weeks, Turley has gotten a little, we'll say brash with his. With his power.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. Agreed.

[Turley]

He's like Hitler.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you bring that up?

[Turley]

He's like Hitler in 1936. He's just gearing up. He' getting ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I called him the other day. We always talked during the week about show stuff. You know what he got on Bobbo?

[Caller]

What?

[Turley]

He got? Turley said, hey, Turley. He goes.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to go on a limb and say that didn't happen. I wasn't there.

[Turley]

The chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do as well.

[Bobbo]

Do the chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pig Ben.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And we called him Pig Bun because his desk was so dirty. His cube. Nasty dude. I mean, how. How?

[J.D. Ryan]

I had to clean it out. And there was bottles of spit in his drawer. I don't know what he's saving it for. Oh, it was nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's that donut, Bob?

[Turley]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good at it? Oh, yeah. Like a little better than normal.

[Bobbo]

So was it ugly, the firing? Or was it make you happy? You feel better about yourself?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a band Aid? I rip it off real quick.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he cuss me on his way out the door?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he just said, I don't get it. And I'm like. I try and explain it to him real quick, and he's like, all right. I said, give me your computer. Give me the passwords. Clear it all off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

No warning whatsoever.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay. Well, no. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there has been.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's been click boom, brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, walking up to him, wasn't it? But he's been warned twice before. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, falling over a black guy in Missouri.

[Bobbo]

All right, let's just not do that. Is it. Was it. Is it that he wasn't a closer or he lazy? Because I would be. I would get fired immediately because I'm just not a closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he could close. It just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was very inconsistent because of him being lazy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I'd be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what you didn't know is he played with himself.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, I. I know big pin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was in the pocket pool. Oh, and you see, you do know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, because a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. One of our female bio. Female staff members.

[Bobbo]

Can I take a moment? Do you need to discuss this on the air? Was this PC to discuss on the air?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not bad. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, you're not saying his name, so we don't know who it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. It was a bit of a HR problem because the fema, the finales in the company were all of them at one time. Really put me on the spot to go talk to him about this.

[Bobbo]

Like, in the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they. Maybe he just had a tick. Maybe you call it a tick. Maybe a tick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. Not like a Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

[Bobbo]

No, I got you. It's a physical movement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like Touretteish tick. But when he's talking to the families in the office, he was grabbing his junk. And not like a rapper, but like a creeper.

[Bobbo]

Like in the pocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was really bothering him. In the pocket. I mean, like, call in the pocket. Striped 8 in the corner side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what they were saying was that he'd scratch. It was like he was scratching himself constantly.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I never noticed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was busy scratching yours out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it's because he was doing it just around females.

[Turley]

Guys don't notice that stuff, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not. We're gonna pay attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd heard about this for a while. We have one real whiny girl woman in the office that is a big part of her office, but she's a real complainer. John, I hate to bring this up. Do you have a minute to talk? Well, go ahead, honey.

[Bobbo]

Again? This could be anyone in the office. No names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, every female. I hate to bring this up again, but Pigpen keeps playing with himself when he's talking to me and telling me about the cars and like, who to pick them up from. And especially when, like, he starts reading off a VIN number, he like, just gets all weird about it and it's really bothering me. John.

[Bobbo]

He just took that do it in your underwear thing way too far. Maybe he thought, you know, that's. That's actually policy.

[Turley]

It is so easy. You can do it in your underwear right away.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know this all sounds like bs, like we're making all this up. I'm just telling you.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this is real life.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all real and it's very odd.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[Turley]

I went through a phase like that actually in high school when I was in the probably 10th grade. Parachute pants were the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

And they're very silky, slick, smooth nylon pants.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And I figured out that if you don't wear undies. Yeah. You're all set up.

[Bobbo]

Oh, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did that go?

[Turley]

Because you're sitting at a desk all day. I went pretty well. I think. I was covert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Now you gotta have class. Are you gonna scratch your balls all day? You know, a little.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's pretty classy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta have the other half of this apple fritter. I'm stuffed.

[Turley]

A little moderation.

[Bobbo]

You gotta have class.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. If you're gonna do what you say.

[Turley]

Certainly don't do it while you're talking to somebody. No.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I don't even.

[Turley]

How would you even do that?

[Bobbo]

How did you put the word class in that sentence?

[Turley]

That would throw me completely off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. And then the desk in the dirt in the spit cans and the trash can in the. It just finally what got me. I put up with all of it. Cuz I liked it for some reason.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean, you know, every office has that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But then the. The p. The paper. When I finally crunched his numbers down and saw what his worked product.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Result looked like compared to the rest of his peers. Like. Okay, actually, I'm the one that gave the order.

[Bobbo]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Did you give the order? I gave the order, sir.

[Bobbo]

You can't handle the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that guy's name? Private Santiago.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, good memory.

[Turley]

Geez.

[Bobbo]

I couldn't come up with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley was actually. They. They first they beat him with. With. No, with bars of soap in the pillow. And that didn't work. So I went ahead and gave the order and told him to take out Private. I went. We went CO red on Private Santiago.

[Bobbo]

Did you order the Code Red?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Bobbo]

I ordered the code.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ordered the club. I did it. I did it. He couldn't quit playing with himself, so he had him killed.

[Bobbo]

A whole different movie.

[Turley]

This Pig Pen's getting to be a real hindrance to the business. Bothers the girls in the office. He's playing with his nuts all damn morning long.

[Bobbo]

You want me to sell it? You want me to Give me you the fan.

[Turley]

We've listened to tapes of the guy talking to the customers. Yeah, he's obviously got a heart on. This is no way to run a goddamn business.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Turley]

Jesus Christ. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Jack. Jack. We haven't seen you in a while. So good to see you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wish you were around to fire him.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would that have gone, Jack?

[Turley]

That's because I'm working my brains out here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How would you fire Pigpen?

[Turley]

Just bring him into the office. Give him a smile and a cup of coffee. Tell him, Pigpen gotta let you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I don't wanna go, Uncle Jack.

[Turley]

Life is full of times like this, kid. Keep your old chin up. Before you know it, you'll be a free rider.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

Just like your left ball. Keep rubbing that thing, you're going to get a blister.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Call in. Give us year, make, model, miles.

[Bobbo]

Condition, year, make, model, miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year, make, model, miles. And I will buy your car.

[Bobbo]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will keep both of my hands on top of the console. I'm talking to you about it, all right? Because I don't find it erotic at all.

[Turley]

Let's get a little levity here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I find it to be a pain in the ass, but I'm still gonna do it. Because it's Saturday morning and that's all I know how to do. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[Turley]

Nothing happy like Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio is our number, and we're gonna be here till noon. Some places, 11. The cool place is noon.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time we've got left?

[J.D. Ryan]

Got three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three minutes?

[Bobbo]

Three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bubba, what you got? We've only got four hours left. You got nothing.

[Turley]

Has it been that kind of week for everybody?

[Bobbo]

We have tons to talk about today. We have the debate, we have the Rangers Knocking out the AL West. We have a Seattle Mariners catcher who got suspended for a tweet. We got whatever else.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, there's audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a difference between a tweet.

[Bobbo]

And a group you probably shouldn't. I'll tell you about that, of course, is tweeting. Tweeting is what you shouldn't tweet. Your opinion is what it has to do with. Anything to do with race issues. Because I now know two people that have gotten fired, including this guy, for basically tweeting something that was borderline. You know, maybe 11 o' clock at night, you're kinda like, hey, this is what I think. We watch the news and it's the things you say to yourself that are true, but you don't tweet them. There's the thing, that's where you stop, right? That line. You don't put them out to the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's a newspaper publisher now.

[Bobbo]

Exactly. 11 o' clock at night, when you're watching the news, you're going to.

[Turley]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got callers. Do we really have to go to break? I want to talk to people about Pig Pen. Go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two minutes here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think we went too far with Pig Pen caller, or do you think we should have let him go? You there? Hello?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think we should have fired him or.

[Caller]

Kevin had to be fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had to be fired. You can't do that in a place of business. What have you got?

[Caller]

Nope. You got to be professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? What have you got?

[Caller]

99 GMC Suburban, 2500, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate those things because.

[Caller]

So do I.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But I like the three quarter ton better. That body style is tough for me. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

47,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good miles. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth. We're in Fort Worth. We're at Camp Bowie and Brian Irvin. Where are you?

[Caller]

I'm at 35W and three center.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're like a Dentonish out, right? So average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it worth more than 2500?

[Caller]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you go to give me the vintage and load it up so I can buy it? Because I'll buy it. Is it nice? It's nice. You know, this sounds stupid, but I'll probably drive that car for a while because I'm a very nice. Yeah, I know everybody would think I'd be driving a Bentley or a Rolls, but that ain't me, man. I'm just laid back, dude.

[Caller]

Molested. It's leather seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it, go to give me the vin.givemetheven.com right now. Load it up. And do you. Do you have a title on YouTube that's clean? Do you want to bring it over today and get paid or do you want to do it Monday?

[Caller]

I like it. I will see what I can come up with. And John, always good talking to you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too. I've never talked to him before. Do you think now I kind of feel like he's not going to sell it to us. What do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so either.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I said, you want to bring it over to get paid today? He's like.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants more money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to buy it. All right? I want to buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car this morning or you can call in and shoot the breeze with us. I have a half a donut left. Be right back. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Turley]

Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody wants to get drunk tonight and do karaoke, I'll do it with this one.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the song. This is this song and highway to hell are the two songs that I can sing with confidence.

[Bobbo]

You'll actually do these?

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I recommend a place to go in Fort Worth, Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Little plug?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little plug. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sarah's place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where would that be?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's over off by 7th street in that area. It's a good karaoke joint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you go in there, just wear something that you don't want to wear ever again because the smoke is so thick. You'll have to wash your clothes every day for the next year just to get the smell out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have Walk all over you by ACDC on their karaoke machine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a karaoke bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we go there for our Christmas party? Let's have a karaoke Christmas party.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can go there. It's like the last stop. It'd be perfect to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

When everybody's nice and drunk. I mean, because that's what everybody is.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. we drive.

[Bobbo]

Our Christmas bonus could be new clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that? Terrence Emery on line one. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

O16 challenger SRT with 28 leather nav. Didn't I buy this suit? No. Go ahead. What?

[Caller]

2015. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. No. Emmons is what I'm thinking. Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because there's an Emmons down there that we bought a couple of cars off of, and I actually. I thought you were him. And that's why I took it, because I was going to bring him out and give him a checklist of things that this car we bought from him, it needed. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like. Like just a bunch of everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Yeah. About 1500 worth of redo.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not the dealer had frame damage, is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's a different dealer. Okay. The dealers that are coming through the. Give me the VIN deal. Just FYI, push the dealer button because we're not buying your cars through the public side. We're just not going to do it. And. And you keep hosing my people like pig pen, and you get him fired. You get him so nervous, he starts playing pocket pool and then throws up on himself and gets fired. So. Okay. Anyway, back to Terry. A15 challenger SRT8. What color?

[Caller]

It's the granite crystal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? It's gray. Yeah.

[Caller]

No, it's gray. And it has the. The two black rally stripes down the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes. It also has the technology package, the premium wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 392SRT with all the goodies.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gray. Gray is kind of a blah color. It has 28, 000 miles. It's a 30, a 15 notes. Oh, it's a 15 on a 16.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it or trade it in?

[Caller]

I'm just trying to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

These things have been a little weird for me lately. 32 on 1700 miles. I'm looking at a market report, by the way. It's got to be worth 30 grand. Does it. Does 30 grand, buy it.

[Caller]

30 grand's a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everybody always says that. But does 30 grand buy it? Because.

[Caller]

No, I've. I've been CarMax offered me more.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd they offer you?

[Caller]

Over 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'm missing something huge here. What. What year did they do that?

[Caller]

That was two weeks ago on a 15 challenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm looking at MMR report and I sell cars to CarMax and they buy cars from me and I buy cars from them. We do a lot of business back and forth. An average MMR on a 15. Is it a Hellcat?

[Caller]

No, no, it's the 392 SRT. 31.

[John Clay Wolf]

6 is average MMR, 32. 4 is clean MMR and a 30,800 is below. The market's muddy on those things. I'd like to see that offer letter. Can you take a picture of it and send it to us?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do that. Let's start with there. Because I'm missing something, obviously. All right, 808. Just go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. You can. That. That what he just said was more than retail in the car. So some somebody thumbs up. I'm missing a year model. I'm missing the fact that it's got a flux capacitor on it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's twin engine, not a.

[Bobbo]

Single something miles an hour. And bad things happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what else do we have today?

[Bobbo]

We have the Rangers into the AL west title. We have the big debate coming up Monday which is they say the. The audience for that is going to be bigger than it might be. Like a Super bowl, the NBA playoffs. 100 plus million people. How many of those people do you think are there to learn something? And how many are you think are there for the Saturday Night Live effect?

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday Night Live.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to say 99.7% are there for the Saturday Night Live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty sad.

[Bobbo]

Why don't they just do it? Wouldn't it be funny if they just came out in a ring and did a little bell thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, yeah, let's. Why not trick it up more than we need?

[Bobbo]

Do you think it's going to be serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Better. Turley. There he is. 800-800-7234. You could pick up the phone. Oklahomans, Houston's, Dallas, Fort Worthians. Ian's from everywhere. Philadelphians, New Yorkers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me a buzz this morning. Tell Me? What's on your mind? If you want me to buy your car, I'll do that too. I just need your make, model and miles. We're live, we're in Texas. We can come to you, pick your car up, give checks. We got people everywhere, man. Coast to coast. Honey. Wants a guy in the car business, A friend. I'm your friend in the car business, John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, suv, whatever it is. Give me the vi. You can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for $100. Givemetheven.com that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[Turley]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song. 800800 radio. Jim, where are you calling from? 214. That'd be Dallas, Texas. 14 Tundra with 36. Four wheel drive, leather, sunroof. Nav. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles.

[Caller]

Just turned 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 1794, a Limited or a Platinum?

[Caller]

It's a 1794.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I don't understand that. Is that so? These trucks are built. They're Jap. Is it Japan?

[Bobbo]

Japanese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Japanese trucks.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Built by Mexicans in San Antonio and they're like 1794. Is that the year that the Mexicans came over from Mexico to build the Japanese?

[Caller]

Actually, it's a really obscure thing. It's something to do with Finland and some treaty or something. I have no idea how they arrived at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that have to do with orientals and Mexicans? A 14,36,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm trying to wrap my brain around your theory there first, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm just confused. A 1794 in the wake of Hiroshima bowing and Pablo Escobar in El Chapo.

[Turley]

What many laymen don't realize is that treaty with Finland back in 1794 changed the world of the auto industry forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really, Ed? Okay, we at Toyota decide to go to Texas to bring Mexicans over the Donald Trump wall and to build the Toyota 1794 edition going to not get us in trouble.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they were so ahead of their time.

[Turley]

You just lost a listening.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

34 grand, Jim.

[Caller]

34. No, they wouldn't buy it for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like not laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I aim to kill you with it, doll. What would. What would buy it, Jim?

[Caller]

It would have to be. It'd have to be 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm looking at a market report. They're all bringing 35 grand and the market's gotten a little slippy lately. It's got 36 on it. Leatherson, Riv Nav. Go ahead and go to givemetheven.com load it up and let me take another look after seeing the VIN number. But I mean 35, 35, 6, 3, 4, 2. As the is the three closest sales auction sales to your car in the recent market. And that's what I go off of dealer auction activity. But yeah, okay, let me look at it. Let me look at it. But go to give me the vin.com and I'll try to but I can. I will not and am not given 38, but I might give 35 or 36 after I look at it. So that's all that's what I can offer.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobbo]

The 1794 edition is named after the Sweden Denmark neutrality Act of 1974.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are half Danish, right?

[Bobbo]

Four. You want the. You want the whole two paragraph story or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, but now you got me real screwed up. So I need to put my kids in these cars.

[Bobbo]

Apparently the war raged between the Scandinavian countries for 567 years. It involved King Gustav III assassinated Swedish ninjas, their heirs.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is getting very stony.

[Bobbo]

Gustav Ivan, you got that one hitter still, he was only a minor at the time. Like all teenagers fascinated with ninjas, French Revolution and the fighting system. I think this love of the French car.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is from Mexican Jap cars in San Antonio. Swedish ninjas.

[Bobbo]

This love of the French car. Call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me reset real quick. We're talking about the all new 1794 Toyota truck. Yes, but somebody got really baked on some normal. Some Netherlands. Is it Netherlands that has the weed? Everybody has the weed. But which one is. Is open rain?

[Turley]

Amsterdam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amsterdam. Some Amsterdam marketing people did this. This is the only way this could have happened.

[Bobbo]

Diplomats finally agreed to a treaty at the end of the war. This treaty was the Sweden Denmark neutrality Act of 1794. Thus endeth your history lesson.

[Turley]

Talking about it has given JD one of those flashbacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

They worried about Pingpin sitting in his car playing pocket pool right now. Dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

The hell was just happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't. But now I still don't understand why Toyota?

[Bobbo]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brought out a 1794 edition truck to build in Texas by Mexicans for Japs.

[J.D. Ryan]

And celebrate Denmark and Sweden, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

That's what it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like some California crap to me.

[Bobbo]

Wikipedia never wrong.

[Turley]

Maybe they mean well. Maybe bringing you know, a Japanese car maker over to, you know, right to work states like Alabama and Texas and having a manufactured here is their idea, you know, of replicating the. The peace and prosperity of that treaty of 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was listening to some car dealer commercials which are always funny and he was talking about imports. We've got imports. Imports price to sell, you know our. What is an import? If it's made in Alabama, right. What is it? What is an import?

[Turley]

An extremely well made import.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. I found this from Toyota. That's totally wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really? No way.

[Bobbo]

The Toyota Tundra plant sits on land that Toyota purchased from the oldest working cattle ranch in Texas. 1794 refers to the year that this ranch was established by Spanish colonist Juan Iglesia Casanova.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was right with the Mexican flair touch.

[Bobbo]

Totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

So J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just fell for the oldest bit in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well now that we've got.

[J.D. Ryan]

This sweetest ninjas didn't give it away but 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-7234 is to call it that.

[Bobbo]

I didn't have time to do my level of research.

[Turley]

That can happen though. Wikipedia can screw you like that because remember that time I asked Weird Al Yankee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Turley]

About his. His dad, Frank Yankovic. Oh yeah. We're not even related. They just that for some reason Wikipedia says that my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wikipedia has my birthday wrong.

[Bobbo]

Does it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I just leave it alone. Did you notice in that article I caught a lot of S from my friends? That article in the Fort Worcester Telegram.

[Bobbo]

Why don't you catch any?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the. The last line. He's married to a 20 something Danish national.

[Bobbo]

What part of it's wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not 20. Well and it just.

[Bobbo]

When you met her.

[John Clay Wolf]

20.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It just sounded very.

[Bobbo]

She's not far away from her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

She can still see her 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't take it as braggy. Yeah, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like I've got a 20 year old and she's a foreigner too. Look at that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

1794 edition one if you're watching.

[Turley]

But the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a 1985 edition.

[Bobbo]

Right. If your wife's 50, nobody goes, hey, 50 year old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Nobody throws that number out.

[Turley]

50 is the new 39.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 something Danish national. I thought that that was fun.

[Bobbo]

That's spiking the ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not 20.

[Bobbo]

We throw the flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, would you rather say 30 something? No, because that sounds like you're fixing to turn 40. Like, whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he got points at home for doing it.

[Bobbo]

Of course. Of course he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I did. And I've enjoyed those points this week. I've been cashing those coupons in like a material target.

[Bobbo]

It's her birthday this week now. Does she get a birthday week?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

No. You got a birthday week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a man.

[Bobbo]

Well, thank you, Donald Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a man. We need to play Spencer Davis Group. I'm a man. To remind how that works.

[Bobbo]

Only men get the birthday week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're busy.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. Women aren't busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got jobs.

[Bobbo]

Dig it a little deeper. Would you like to go buy a shovel at Walmart?

[Turley]

Certain special criteria for the male of the species.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just lost a listener again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta be a female one.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Tony Romo's dad coming in today?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's. He's already sitting in the green room, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

He likes to drink a little bit beforehand.

[Bobbo]

What is up with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

We put up. We put up one of the Tony Romo's dad bits on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. You're gonna like these. And we. That's the first one. He's been in the studio three times now. This will be number four. And we need to put those up slowly. The I. I think Tony Romo's dad bits maybe be the crowd pleasers.

[Bobbo]

We should do a best of CD with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

With Tony.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that and the. Is it squirrel we have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we just make a tape?

[Bobbo]

Let's do an eight track. Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could do a tape. Just a cassette tape. Yeah, Road tripping cassette tape. Hey, Brian. A 2000 ES300 with a buck 30 on it's worth a couple of thousand. I need to see the car though, to know. All right, go to givemetheven.com and line it up. Load it up real quick and we'll email you a hard offer letter.

[Turley]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Give me the vin.vin.com. put the 17 digits in a couple of pictures. We'll email you an offer.

[Caller]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Sir.

[Bobbo]

Here's the thing. If you're. If your car still has a cassette deck, it's about. Worth about a thousand less than you think. That's. It's an old car, still has old technology. And if as an eight track player, if you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Gave. Speaking of women, I gave the guys, the managers a whole car over women comparison yesterday and they thought it was very funny. I hope it did it sink in. No, it. Did it make good sense?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it makes great sense. I don't know if you want to say it on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think, you think I could lose a listener?

[J.D. Ryan]

You may lose a show.

[Bobbo]

Oh, let's not even go close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what I was talking about is miles on automobiles.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Versus age of potential mates. Not, not, not women that you want to have relationships with, but sexual mates, reproductive mates.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so the more miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

The less your chance of getting a 20something Dane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

I don't follow that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the mileage on a car compared to a woman's age. Okay, Right.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is a 75 year old woman ready to have a bunch of kids and multiply?

[Bobbo]

Now that makes, that actually makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's not, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot how, how many, how many miles on the car was the 70. I made a chart on the board.

[J.D. Ryan]

130,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

130,000 miles on the car. Car equaled a 75 year old woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

50 year old was, was like 70,000 miles, I think. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It still has some life in it and there's still a chance. Yeah, right.

[Turley]

But I mean that doesn't take away from her, you know, value quality as a human being.

[Bobbo]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was, what was the other one?

[Bobbo]

He's talking about having children. That's what he's discussing.

[Turley]

He's not. He's just digging and digging and digging.

[Bobbo]

He said have children. That's what he said.

[Turley]

What do you see down that hole there, John? Is it getting dark when my radar goes off? Something's going wrong, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think it's good?

[Turley]

Yeah, because I don't even care. And I can feel it going wrong.

[Bobbo]

I don't even care.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gone with the wind. Michael's gonna put on a good song to get us on another topic.

[Turley]

Thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Try to move on here, put Joe on hold. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Daniel. 2010 Honda EXL. SRV. Did you say what's SRV?

[Caller]

CRV.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 27, 20.

[Caller]

27 000. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much more than nine grand is it?

[Caller]

Oh, I think we owe like 14 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hit you low just to get a reaction. That wasn't my offer. It was just a question. I think it's. I think the money on it's about 11, maybe 12. You, you are definitely upside down. There's no doubt. We've confirmed that right now.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number in and I'll email you an actual offer letter.

[Caller]

All right. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Joa 11 Focus S. It's the S. It's the sport model. Everybody with 65. Joe, where are you calling from?

[Turley]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got a 337 area cut. I figured you were coon ass a little bit.

[Caller]

You know, I live in southwest working in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. An 11 Focus with 65 has got to be worth. Was it five grand? 4,500?

[Caller]

Yeah. No, no, cruise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand. Four to five. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me 45. Four to five on the air. Here's the car. What's the actual money? And we'll email you an offer letter. Give me the vin.com jackpot.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, sir. Thanks, sir. Turn skinnered up. Let's listen to that. We'll be back in a minute. I just want me left alone. Everybody wants a guy in the car business. A friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolfe. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN do. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the Beastie Boys. Good morning everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. I haven't introduced you to the audience that might not know who you are. We have to remember we're on a lot of different cities now. True. We had a couple of affiliates just join us. Lafayette, others. There's like five cities that just joined us. Good morning, everybody.

[Bobbo]

We are live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit reset. Bobo, how are you?

[Turley]

Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

They missed the whole pocket pool with Pig pen bit. Who? It's all the people that just tuned in.

[Turley]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best part of my day, I hope. I'd like to call Pigpen and laugh with him. About it. I wonder if he would go.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if he'd like being made fun of on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I wouldn't make it fun. I was told you. Shell. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. Hi. Where are you from?

[Shell]

I'm from Berkshire, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that?

[Shell]

Outside of Katy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what you got?

[Shell]

Well, I don't have a car for sale. I actually have a question about my very first car that I bought when I was 18. It was a 1978 New Yorker and it had 30,000 miles on it. It was garage kept. It was beautiful. I guess at 18, I didn't think it was very beautiful. My dad made me get it. I was kind of wondering what it would be worth today. I bought it for $1,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you bought it back?

[Shell]

And no, when I bought it, it was 1500. And then when I sold it, I sold it for 2000. And you guys were talking about the old Toyota that's coming back. And then somebody said something about eight tracks. And I was like, oh my God, I had an eight track.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that that car is worth zero. But it's worth whatever you would give for it. I mean, did you. Did you. Did you make out in it?

[Shell]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you make out in it?

[Shell]

Oh, no, no. I grew up very religious. I didn't have my first boyfriend, like 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what were you driving when you were 19?

[Shell]

I probably. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what. What? Weren't you driving that when you were 19?

[Caller]

I was a Volvo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I dated a preacher's daughter and. And she was extremely promiscuous.

[Shell]

That's what they. That's what they say about the preacher's daughters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you promiscuous, Shell?

[Shell]

No, not until later in life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good, good. You sound like you're promiscuous now.

[Shell]

Oh, no. I'm married with three children and one on the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. See, I told you you were. You've got one on the way. You can't. You can't quit. Well, yeah, the old car's worth nothing. But if you. If. But that's if you love them.

[Shell]

I kind of wish I had it back now because it was so beautiful. I mean, it was that chrome everywhere and it was like a purpley color.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all want our old cars back. I know, exactly.

[Shell]

Velvet seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for tuning in. Okay.

[Shell]

Thank you. Bye.

[Turley]

That car be like a Taj Mahal to a bunch of chimpan, you know? Yeah. How rodents live in old cars like that crushed leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crushed leather? You mean crushed velvet.

[Turley]

Put a lot of nuts. Crushed a lot of nuts in that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Let me grab this car real quick and then I've got to get on to something else. 13 Audi and everyone that I can't get to on the air just go to. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com that's where you load your stuff in. We'll buy your car. Okay. A13 Audi. John, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Settings. My account, billing plan. Hang on a second. Vehicle appraisals. What? Let me, let me load this thing. It's a 13 Audi with how many miles?

[Caller]

2,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[Caller]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

10,000?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a which model?

[Caller]

That's the s. Former.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, it's in almost mint condition. There's a couple chips on the hood, and that's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prestige or Premium Plus?

[Caller]

Yeah, Premium Plus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have 19 inch wheels or navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it $28,000?

[Caller]

Is it $28,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Only if someone wanted the sweepstakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanted the what?

[Caller]

Only if someone won the sweepstakes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sweepstakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Well, if it's an S4 Quattro Premium plus, how much is it?

[Caller]

Well, I got an offer for 41 and one with twice as many mileage, just sold for 43, 000 on eBay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, hold on just a second. I'm fixing to make an example out of you. Are you sitting down?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. Be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm tired of this. Hold on, hold on. If I'm wrong, I'll be the first to admit it. Audi. I'm gonna look up, I'm gonna pull a. I'm gonna pull a report that shows this car sold in the marketplace recently. Damn it. My Internet's not working right. It's not gonna work. But. But to say that I'm missing a car by $10,000 because he saw one in auto trader for that much or.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ebay sold for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

One sold on ebay, which is honestly kind of a rock bottom place to buy a car. And then I've also received an offer for 40 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've received an offer for 40,000?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

From who?

[Caller]

From a potential buyer on ebay. That's not the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why didn't you sell it?

[Caller]

We're still had one on price. It's not the only offer I've received in the upper 30s or low 40s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. Before I get too Cocky. I want to look at something now. I've got my Internet back up. S. What is it? S. What? S. 4s.

[Caller]

4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 13s for premium plus. Right.

[Caller]

It's got a lot of options on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There that it doesn't have 19 inch wheels. I mean, those options. Okay, okay. Okay, good.

[Bobbo]

Here it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's the cars that have sold, right? Like with 300 dealers looking at it. And they all bid against each other. And at the end of it, the car sells. Sold. So, Mannheim, Texas. Hobby Auto Auction, Houston. Sold. $31,000 with 18,000 miles. $25,000 in California. $30,000. 26,000 miles. Manheim, Riverside. $29,000. 33,000 miles in Nevada. 28. 5. Yours has 10. Yours is worth more. I understand, but if you're telling me you're turning down offers for 40, then you're lying or you're stupid. And I don't know which one it is, but I don't want either. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But to tell me that I'm that fall. You're stupid, John. No, no, no, no. The average MMR on the car is 32 grand. I hit him at 28.

[J.D. Ryan]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a little light because I was going off the gut. Nobody ever takes my first offer anyway. We've learned that a long time ago. Yeah. So. Yeah, I mean, I turned down 40. No, I'm sick of talking about cars. Let's do something fun. Y' all can call in and I'll answer it, but. But. 800-800-72-3,4. Take the car stuff to give me the vin.com and I'll do it off air. We buy 200 cars a week. We buy tons of cars. We're top money buyers on the cars that givemetheven.com. and if we don't beat a Carmax offer, we owe you 100 bucks. Send a guy a check for 200 bucks yesterday. Because I bet him 200 and I was wrong.

[Bobbo]

It's no problem making car buying great again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we are making car buying great again. You know, Turley and I. Yes, Turley's getting in his old age, first of all.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt. Absolutely. So I had an idea.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was listening to the station run in Dallas. And they do this mashup in the Bow and Jim Show. This is Bo and this is Jim.

[Bobbo]

That's the morning show on kz where.

[John Clay Wolf]

They take a handful of songs and jam them together. And you call and unwind them and Guess.

[Bobbo]

I'll guess which songs they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

A little snippet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we've done that. That's. I mean, radio stations have done that for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bo and Jim didn't invent it?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no, no. They used to do it on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought Bo and Jim invented it, Turley. I thought they invented it. Okay, here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You want to explain what you're gonna do first?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What I said is let's take. I. I said, let's grab. Let's have some of that. Let's take some different music and do it with it. And Turley said, that's an absolute ripoff. It's amateur.

[Bobbo]

They may be doing it currently.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they're doing it currently, John.

[Bobbo]

I mean, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That means that's kind of just amateurish to go ahead and say, you know what? Let's go ahead and do the exact same thing they're doing. Not give them credit or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I ever said, I'm not giving anybody any credit? When we started top 10 at 10, did I not say, we got this idea from David Letterman? Yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where in my email did I say that? I'm not gonna. That I'm trying to say, hey, I came up with this great idea, and I'm gonna act to try to pull this off. Like, I devised this all on my own.

[Bobbo]

Both getting grumpy in your old age.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did it insinuated when you talked to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because I didn't all. When I talked to you, I asked if DJ Prek did the mashup yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that you asked me before. You say, okay, you know, I heard it on Bone Jim, but, you know, we'll do it ourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say that I said, I heard it on Bow and Jim, and we're gonna do it. Okay, okay, all right, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

As long as you give him credit, it's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bo and Jim have been doing it. Y' all just said current. They've been doing it for 40 years.

[Bobbo]

Back in the Eagle in the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Stevenson. Everybody did it. All I was thinking is on the classic rock stations, they're all so damn old. I don't know if anybody a little bit younger has ever heard it.

[Bobbo]

Can pick the songs, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I came up with some different songs from the 90s that aren't that easy.

[Turley]

You know, I was talking to Tony Romo's dad.

[Bobbo]

Oh, geez.

[Turley]

And he just mentioned, off the subject, kind of that he hoped that nobody had ever seen. You know Star Trek 2, Wrath of Khan, or any episodes of Fantasy island, because.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's do this. Let's play the clip, call in and unwind the. The artist and the song.

[Bobbo]

When you say unwind, tell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us what it is, what it is, and how. There's five of them, five in order. And I will give you the tickets to the jam thing today at Texas Motor Speedway. This is for Dallas Fort Worth, folks. Everybody can call in, because I just like to see if the 90s people can decipher these songs, if you want to know the truth. So let's hear the clip. What the hell was that? I just vomited on myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the mashup of the music.

[Bobbo]

All five of them together at the same time. Oh, okay.

[Turley]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He played them over the top of each other.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we used to do little clips individually. Like two. Half a second of one, half a second, the next one. I don't know. I don't know how Bone Jim does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, I can tell you something, Turley, you won because you're the first person that's ever done that. Let's take the ketchup and the mustard and the mayonnaise and the peppers and just. Just put them in the. The all new bass. O Matic. That's some good tasting bass. Let's hear that one more time. That's what I pick. The songs that I don't even know what I'm hearing.

[Bobbo]

That's a mashup.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the I idea is the clip, clip, clip, clip, clip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quick clips of 10 seconds of each song.

[Turley]

Just like half second, half second of each song.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not what they. They mash it up.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I don't know. I don't know what to do. What you all. In your email, you said mash up the songs. And that's a mashup.

[Bobbo]

That's a mashup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. That's what a mashup is, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I mean, it would be like. All right. Hey, hey. With a.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a mix.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Craig with a Land Rover. Explain what you want to do. John. Failed bit. Yeah. Take four up.

[Bobbo]

Pull up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a. That. That was just like when Dan Aykroyd put a bass in a blender.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was exactly. That's why I thought it was a bad bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unedible and unlistenable. Good morning. You made it. Greg. Good morning. You're on the air. Very good.

[Caller]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Help. It's hard to find.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Michael's. Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can find somebody else.

[Bobbo]

I'm cool with it.

[Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

Now stop. Everybody just relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, have you ever produced a radio show?

[Bobbo]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on up, Greg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Turn is getting the red ass. And he's been getting hard to deal with. And I think that he wants to quit.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't want to quit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you want to go ahead and take this over?

[Bobbo]

This is a team. We're not gonna. We're not gonna have any infighting. No. Everybody stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just explain what you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Everybody just relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you knew what I wanted. No, I didn't. A Range Rover supercharged with 65. Is it. It's a supercharged version. Is it autobiography?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher climb plane. 65, 000 miles. Does it have any of the air suspension problems? Is there. Is there anything I need to know that's wrong?

[Caller]

Front was just replaced.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what?

[Caller]

The front air suspension bags were both just replaced a thousand miles ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you lease it or do you own it?

[Caller]

Own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Own it. Do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller]

No, I have a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I gotta be careful with these. These things are kind of. With 60,000 miles, they're a little tricky.

[Caller]

Amen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't. I don't want to make a mistake. My gut is telling me 30. I'm sure that you don't like that number.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've seen the Mannheim auctions. They're anywhere from 28 to 36 is the best I've seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's do this. Send me a picture and the vin number to givemetheven.com. givemetheven.com and let me. Let me send you. Let me take a moment to think about it so I don't make a mistake. And I don't want. I don't want to worry. I don't want to underbid you either. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Plano, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll get it. I buy them all the time, but I. There's a couple options I want to ask about. We'll. We'll do it offline. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars in the air. She don't give a damn for me. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars from the public, and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now, or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car. Give me the vin.com.

[Turley]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, I'm just sick of watching my ponies get their ass blistered every freaking week.

[Turley]

It's just like organized crime, though. When you say, what do you do for a living? They say waste management. Yeah, that's what they fall on. You just call those hookers tutors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You know? Yeah. If it looks good on paper, nobody's gonna look.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, John, I have a confession to make.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was doing a little bit on you there. I was gigging you on that last.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that was a fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, dude.

[Bobbo]

I thought you guys were angry at each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he got me jacking with me. I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a little prank I was pulling on John. I saw he was sensitive about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't tell anybody, dude. For those of y' all who just tuned in, here's the deal. We're gonna play it right now, and then we'll get into it. They're gonna have to call in and load it. It'll take a minute. So play the bit that if. Guess the five artists from the 90s and guess the five songs and those, and I've got something to give away for you that's pretty good. Here's the deal. Then we're gonna go to break call during the break load up, and I'm gonna take the calls, and the person who wins gonna get the big prize. Here's. We'll play it twice. This is the real one. We're gonna play it twice, and then we're gonna go to commercial. So call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you're a music guy, if you think you're good from the 90s, let's see how good you are. Tell me the song and the artist. There's five of them. Call it 800-800-RADIO. Here is the deal. Listen closely. Get your pin out, because it's gonna happen quick. Go it. Is that enough? Should we do it again?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we can do again one.

[John Clay Wolf]

More time, and then we're out. Go to break.

[J.D. Ryan]

There it is.

[Bobbo]

There it is. Five.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Five songs for all from the 90s.

[Bobbo]

All right, in order.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to have in Order in order.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can say the artist or the. The title of the song. Either way.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And what do they win?

[J.D. Ryan]

John wants. John has a special prize he's gonna announce now. It's coming back from the break. Yes.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be cool. Very worth it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want top money for your trade, or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public, and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now, or I'll pay off your payoff. GiveMeTheEven.com sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back just to. We're playing. I'm testing people to see how deep their 90s rockology is. And I. I threw some hooks at him.

[Turley]

You did?

[Bobbo]

I did, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I threw some hard hooks at him. I didn't make it easy. Like. Like everybody can get the answer. All right, Frank, good morning. Real quick. Frankie there.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, play the clip, Turley, please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on, let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what he's. Here's what, what? Just to reset these five bands in order on this clip. What are they? There's two gimmes in there. There's one kind of hard, and there's two hard ones.

[Caller]

So, Frank, there's just one hard one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. What. What's your answers? I'm gonna.

[Caller]

I'm gonna go with Hootie and the Blowfish, the Toadies, Cranberries and Dave Matthews Band. And I'm having trouble with number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you missed the first one, too, but that's a pretty good guess. It is a deep track off of an obscure album of a band that got pretty popular, that had about five big hits in the 90s. We're gonna play it one more time. You missed it, Frank, but thanks for playing. Wesley, you're next. Play the clip again, Turley, real quick, will you? And y' all can call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And the winner gets a big prize. All right, Wesley, it's your turn. All right.

[Caller]

I got a sister, Hazel.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, What? The next one.

[Caller]

Allison Chains.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, see, these first two are hard as hell, okay. For. For someone who's not into it. The next three I think you got. What are they?

[Caller]

Yeah. The Cranberries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

The Toady's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

And Dave Matthews Band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. The first two. So the first two were screwing everybody up with. So keep thinking about it. We'll play it a few more times, and we're gonna keep going until somebody figures this out. Thank you. Where are you calling from, Wes?

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Never trust. Never trust a man from Houston. Will you play it one more time? These first two songs are the ones that screwing everybody up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll play a little longer in those.

[John Clay Wolf]

First two for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

My decision.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your decision. There's no common ground. That's the Cranberries.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody in the queue's got it right right now, so we need to call in. If you got that one more time, play the first two, and then we'll just go on to something else. Then we'll. We'll catch the listeners. 800. 800 radio is the calling number.

[J.D. Ryan]

This one I'll play for 15 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if you don't know the name of the song, there's a giveaway in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a big giveaway, like, duh.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf, Tony Romo's father, is going to come in and join us about 6 minutes, 7 minutes after 10 o'. Clock.

[Bobbo]

I don't go anywhere that somebody doesn't ask me about Tony Romo's dad anywhere. I got stopped at the grocery store.

[John Clay Wolf]

People are liking the Tony Romo's dad interview. I think. I think we're mining gold out of Tony Romo's father. I had no idea he was a. Is wily as of an old cat as he is. And remember on the car stuff, you can go to. Give me the. Vince, let me grab this one real quick. Good morning. I don't see your answers. What have you got?

[Caller]

Blues Traveler is the first one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of the song?

[Caller]

Oh, man, I don't know the name of the song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's the next one?

[Caller]

I don't know the second one. Dude, that one's got me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Caller]

That's the hard one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on it. You're on it. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Are you. I don't want to give it away, but you're. You're. You're smarter than the rest of Your peers at this point, you're not a full blown musicologist from the 90s, but you're. You're onto something there. Good morning, this is John. I'm taking this one blind. I have no idea who this is. What. What are the. What are the songs in order?

[Caller]

Let's see. Is it Blues Traveler?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. What's the name of the song?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the second song?

[Caller]

Is it. Let's see. I'm not quite sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, John, good morning. What's your answers?

[Caller]

Blues Traveler. The guy two calls back had it all, right. Had Cranberries, Dave Matthews Band, Cody's Blues Traveler.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that second song. Do you know the second one?

[Caller]

Can you play three or four seconds of it for me? I.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

I smoked a lot in high school, man. My memory, I forgot. What. The second one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you smoked a lot of grass since high school and you smoked a lot of grass in high school, but. No, you got it wrong. But everybody's so damn close. Cranberries, yes. Dave Matthews. Yes. Toady's, yes. Who's this? Hello, I'm taking one. What have you got? What chancers?

[Caller]

Alison Terry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. All right, next one. What have you got? What's your answer?

[Shell]

This is Lonnie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Lonnie.

[Turley]

Hi.

[Shell]

Got Blues Travelers, Tripping Daisy, Toady, Cranberries, and Dave Matthews.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from? Where are you from?

[Shell]

My Tripping Daisy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had to be from Dallas because Tripping Daisy was a bigger deal in Dallas. That album. What is the name of the Blues Traveler in the Tripping Daisy song songs? Do you know?

[Caller]

I don't remember the Blue Traveler song, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the triple Daisy song? My Umbrella? Do you remember the name of the. You gotta remember the album because it was a. It was. It was the best album.

[Caller]

It was the first one, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the first one. You think? You think right. Do you remember the name of it? How old are you?

[Shell]

It's 44.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 44, too. So that. You nailed right on that. And you're from Dallas. All right, well, I'm gonna go ahead and give it. I'm gonna go ahead and give it to you because you did name the. The four bands, five bands correctly. And you know what? You win. No, I don't either, because I had nothing to give away. I just wanted to have some fun. Hold on. That's not fair. Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've got a bunch of CDs.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a bunch of CDs. Oh, I just Hung up on her. Hey. Oh no. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and email. Push the button. Email jcw and I'm gonna send you. I think I have a Trippin Daisy CD and I'm gonna. I'm gonna send it to you and I know I have a Blues Traveler. So we got a bunch of CDs.

[Bobbo]

We'll get name and dress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brewster, did you have it right all along? Brewster, you there? I lost him. I see. They said he had it right. Anyway. Yeah. Tripping Daisy. MTV bands 800, 800 radio. 800, 807, 2, 3, 4. Just go to give me the vin. Everyone else that's on hold, you go and hang up because we've already come there.

[Bobbo]

Coming up after 10 o'. Clock. Course the top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 at 10 is coming.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You're in the big debates coming up Monday. So there's some questions that both Hillary and Donald really probably want to stay away from. And that's our top 10. We're going to split it up for the first time. Top five things Donald Trump does not want to be asked. And then the top five things Hillary just really doesn't want to hear about.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the the big showdown. Hillary versus Donald. Monday. Monday. Monday.

[Bobbo]

I wonder how much the commercials are going forward inside this because you 100 million people are going to tune in.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be good.

[Bobbo]

This is just going to be the train wreck of the century.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is going to be the train.

[Bobbo]

So uncomfortable.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope not though.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's our future is in stake here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Bobbo]

No matter who wins. It's our future is a mess. No matter who either one of them one do you think you think is going to pull this country out of where we are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I can tell you which one won't.

[Bobbo]

Well, I can tell you which one won't too.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Republican versus the Democrats. She won't.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least Hillary won't kill us. Okay.

[Bobbo]

She's killed. There's a list of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD is alleging that Hillary has killed people.

[Turley]

Nobody's going to kill us, man. It's just the president.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean he's just got a button that he can push anytime or cause a war that could cause me sell.

[Bobbo]

All of our stuff to foreign countries like Hillary.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I would like to do? I would like to get a hold of Vince Foster Jr. I have it. Speaking of Tripping Daisy in these times, I haven't spoke to him since that time. I used to own a bar at TCU when I was in College at smu and this Vince and I became friends.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Junior. Junior he went to TCU and I remember when his dad died but you know, all of the conspiracy theory didn't really hit out of the gate. So now 30 years later, whatever it is, I'd like to talk to him and get his feelings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who? That is for people that don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vince Foster was Bill Clinton's. I forgot what he was. Do you remember, Bob?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Oh, it's. Vince Foster committed suicide in one of.

[Bobbo]

The parks supposedly in.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Washington D.C. he was the deputy.

[Bobbo]

White House counsel during the first half of.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was his lawyer from Arkansas. That's right.

[Bobbo]

Now he's not. Yes, this is the ghost of Vince Foster. Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no. Oh no.

[Bobbo]

Tell my boy I love him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will. And stop banging on Hillary.

[Bobbo]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know she didn't have you killed.

[Bobbo]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just take your own life?

[Bobbo]

My ex wife was in penthouse and.

[Turley]

I couldn't take it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I don't think this is the ghost of no Foster. Then it's probably just the devil in place. Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

That makes him a ghost, right?

[Bobbo]

He's on Hillary's team.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If you want me to bid your car, you can give me year, make, model, miles. I'll put a number on it. Or you can just go to. Give me the VIN V I N. Give me the vin.com. that's our company that buys cars. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we owe you 100 bucks. Go to the FAQ section and explains that guarantee very clearly. Did you see the update I did on that faq? I mean, can it be any more clear? No. Okay, because I'm sick of explaining.

[Bobbo]

It's easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you give us a chance to beat them and we can't beat them, then we owe you 100. And we pay them all the time. Not all the time because we typically beat them. We pay a few a week.

[Bobbo]

A few weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So net result, you're going to either get a $100 bill or get more money for your car. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. Radio. JD Ryan Baba will be back. Uno momento, por favor. And speaking of, Tony Romo's dad is going to join us again in the studio. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car. Truck, suv, whatever it is, give me the vin dot com. You can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we will mail you a check for $100. Givemetheven.com that's all I want. The VIN number in the picture. Sell us your car.

[Turley]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf, 800-800-7234 calling. Give me year make, model miles. Cummins four wheel drives. Escalades are selling high. Tahoes are selling high. Lexus all brand is selling high. I'm mentioning the cars that people are impressed with our numbers.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's not that our numbers are so good versus their thinking. It's the market lets it be.

[Bobbo]

It's what the market is doing this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is in Hyundai cars. I mean I can't buy them cheap enough. Really. No, but like what, what's really what I can stretch on. The market's allowing me to stretch on is full size GM Suburbans, Tahoes, Cadillac Escalades, Denali. All GM trucks, all Ford trucks. 04 and newer.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of them.

[Bobbo]

And when you say stretch on, I mean give a little more money than yes, you would normally get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where they're like wow, I didn't know it was worth that much.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The, the regular old cars, they're not doing much. We're in the market adjustment right now of the year. Texas State Fair. Big Tex is getting erected right now. He's getting erect. And he said the first things out of his mouth was your car is not worth what it was.

[Bobbo]

Your car is worth less.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it's this time of year, it's called the market adjustment. And it happens every year right around the state of error. And it happened this week. I mean the auctions just dropped. I mean the wholesalers were all jumping off of the top of the auto auction to kill themselves. Because they're all like Wall street. The day Wall street crashes and it happens.

[Bobbo]

So anyway, that audio somewhere the day big tech burst into flames. We got that actual audio time the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 and 10 where. Casey, get your ass over here.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Hey, good morning everyone.

[Turley]

Hi.

[Bobbo]

For our top 10 attendant we're gonna do something a little different this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

We're gonna split it up 5 and 5. The big debate is coming up on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the top five and five.

[Bobbo]

Top five and then another five.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's five plus five?

[Bobbo]

We're gonna split it up. It's top ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ten o'. Clock.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's ten. Top ten to ten. Hey, Monday's presidential debate's gonna be huge. Gonna be big as the Super Bowl. Right. So here are the top five things Hillary doesn't really want to be asked as well as the top five things that Donald would rather not be asked. We'll start off with Hillary. She's number five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we are, number five.

[Bobbo]

Hey, who is killed more? Hillary with her enemies or Bill with tail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh.

[Bobbo]

Hey, your daughter Chelsea said Trump is a sexist. Has she ever met her dad?

[John Clay Wolf]

The robot laughs in this deal. I love that.

[Bobbo]

If you win, will your phone call to Trump include the words, hey, fathead, you're fired?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Do you ever wake up at night when the sound of the paper shredder stops?

[John Clay Wolf]

Number one, questions that Hillary doesn't want to be asked at the debate.

[Bobbo]

Are you dying or is karma just kicking your ass?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

And we'll go with the top five for Trump. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Is it true, Donald, that you listen to the John Clay Wolf show Saturday mornings? And the follow up question, which is your favorite? Bobble bed, Romo's dad, or the squirrel? Who's hotter, your wife or your daughter? And why, when you say make America great again, you're not talking about the pre Abraham Lincoln days, right? Now that you and Ted Cruz crews have made up, could you work on Brad and Angelina for us? Number one, do you think you'll be a really, really, really great president or just really, really top five things Don doesn't want to be asked on Monday. Keep your feet in the ground to keep her reaching for the stars.

[Turley]

Casey, good job, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good job.

[Turley]

Still the man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian from Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 06 Dodge Ram SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Mega cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meg. Two or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's a four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 180.

[Caller]

107.

[John Clay Wolf]

107.

[Caller]

107.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, those things are worth some money when they're not all mild out. They're worth some money period. But most of them have a gazillion miles on them. Did you hammer the miles back or are they actual.

[Caller]

No, no, no. I've kept it in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a slt. So it's cloth.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there anything wrong with it? Because I really like these. Mega cab. Four wheel drive in that. In that five, nine engine. On a. On a.

[Caller]

No, no, It's. It's a good truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20. Does 22,000 buy it? That's.

[Caller]

Would you go 23?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's hitting it pretty hard, man. 22 grand is not a. Is not a low ball bid, I can tell you that.

[Caller]

So I'll tell you what. That's. That's higher than Carmax. They gave me 20, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, ouch.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's won all the money here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do I have to get. Why do I have to beat him by three grand? Why can't I just beat him by two?

[Caller]

I had my payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If I pay the truck off, do I own it?

[Caller]

It's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I own it. Who's the payoff with this one?

[Caller]

USAA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 23,000. We're gonna pay it off. You're gonna. We'll come get it in Houston from your house just like we. We always do, and we'll make the payoff. So my guy go to givemetheven.com load, load the truck up, say, John just bought this from me for 23,000 off the air. What's next? And then my buyers will get right with you, send you a checklist to the pictures we need, get the payoff information. Monday morning, we'll make the payoff. We'll go pick the truck up.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Just go to give me the vin. If you'd like to sell us your car, just like old boy just did.

[Bobbo]

From Houston, don't you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pennsylvania. We have people on the ground up there. We have a huge partner in the PA Area that will do the same thing. Pick up your cars, etc, bring you the check, do it every day. We don't bring them back to Texas. We sell them up there in the northeast area. But just go to give me the vin. Also. Brad and Angelina.

[Bobbo]

Isn't this the most ridiculous thing? Now they're saying, you know, they're having this big fight in the private jet and the kids are running wild. Who really cares? Do you?

[Turley]

Well, if it was an extreme thing and I don't. None of us know Brad Pitt personally. I hate this deal. The life Brad Pitt could have had.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Well, he has a pretty good life.

[Turley]

Well, I mean, he split the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with.

[Turley]

With Jennifer Aniston, for God's sakes?

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[Turley]

So what do you want to do next, playboy? Well, let's get tied down again. Yeah, let's get tied.

[Bobbo]

Somebody crazier than.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let's not just do that. Let's go. Let's have our own kids and then add 10 more Ethiopians on top of it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

God, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wherever they're from. Where were they from?

[Bobbo]

But they. All over the world. But they have kids. But they have people to watch the kids. They don't like, watch them like you watch your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, of course, because they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many kids do they have?

[Bobbo]

Six. Yeah, six. Adopted, I believe. At least five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course they're getting a divorce. I mean, if I had six kids, I'd be getting divorced, too.

[Bobbo]

Those kids, it's not like a normal family. They don't watch the children. People watch the children. They visit the children.

[John Clay Wolf]

They visit the children. Yes.

[Turley]

You know where the most revealing press was on this, guys? And I hate to say it, People magazine. Oh, Lord. Because Brad's.

[John Clay Wolf]

People.

[Turley]

Talk to People magazine. There was an argument. He and Angelina were arguing on the plane, and one of their children, one of the older males, got between them, and they say that Brad Pitt moved him out of the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's banging her? No, he didn't say that.

[Turley]

He's just saying, get off my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. No, wait. One of the older male children. Yeah, I thought just a guard kind of guy.

[Turley]

No, no, I'm sorry. Oldest son.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the oldest son. Ah, God, I should have said what I called. I didn't mean that. I mean, if some guy's getting in the middle of it, I wonder if it's her, man. Well, yeah, of course, but it's not if it's her son.

[Turley]

No, this is their son. So Brad Pitt moved about the conversation, and then, you know, and so she says, well, he got physically abusive and he was intoxicated.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God, why do we care?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is such a lawyer trick. It is. That is such a damn lawyer trick. When I read that, I was like, she files one day and the next day she claims physical abuse.

[Turley]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

These lawyers, dude.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's their deal.

[Turley]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate them.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate. I went through a situation, a custody situation, and my lawyer hated her lawyer and her lawyer hated my lawyer, and they were just gonna prove to one another I mean, just build up the drum. I'm gonna get this guy out of spite. I'm tired of him doing stuff like this. I know that. I hate him more than you do. And then, I mean, it's like, I've really got the right lawyer. He's got a vendetta against this guy, Right? So I'm like, okay. And you keep feeding the money, feeding the money. Go get him, go get him, go get him. Because they're pulling tricks like this. This, you know, whatever it takes to screw the deal up and get you feeding them more money. I go into the bathroom during a hearing to take a leak, and I walk in, and the two lawyers that are ready to shoot each other are standing side by side. They don't know them. In the bathroom.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're taking a leak, and they're talking about going hunting together.

[Bobbo]

Get out of here. Their best buddies. And they're playing. They're playing the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playing the game. Oh, they're gonna go hunting together. I was like, hey, guys, can I go hunting, too? I mean, you don't. You wouldn't believe the setup that these guys did. It's just ridiculous. That whole child abuse thing. There's nothing in a divorce deal. After seeing that, I barely believe anything. Jeez.

[Turley]

In the money, the life he could have had all these, what, 10, 12 years he's wasted, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you know he hasn't had it? Just kind of has a front.

[Turley]

Well, you know, but I mean, six kids and she's not cool anymore. She used to be crazy. Angelina Jolie was married. Married to Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, okay, well, you gotta be clinically insane to marry Billy Bob Thorne and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wear his blood around your neck.

[Turley]

Yeah, because they were freaky weirdo, man. They were perfect. She and Billy Bob were perfect. She and Brad were perfect. But no, no, this is not an indictment of the female species whatsoever. You believe what I'm telling you?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you could be married to either, would you stick with Jennifer Aniston?

[Turley]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angelina was better looking back when they got married than she's now. She's too damn thin.

[Bobbo]

You gotta admit something, though. Jennifer really hasn't settled him with anybody. There's got to be something weird there. She's gotta be something wrong.

[Turley]

Yeah, she's rich. She doesn't need anybody.

[Bobbo]

I know, but she can't really get along with anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you saying that a woman that is not rich needs a man? Wow, y' all call me a sexist?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

I was just wondering on the need scale, though. On the need scale, Jennifer aniston. Say in 1994. Angelina Jolie in 1994.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bid this car real quick and Tony Romo's dad's. We've got to bring him in right now. Hey, Frank, a 13 GMC Sierra with 56. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Yes, Mansfield, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Is it a 5.3 sle or slt? Yes, slt or sle. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Okay. Is it a SLE with leather or slt? Did it come factory leather?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's come factory leather, slt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the big wheels or the small wheels?

[Caller]

Let's see. I think they're 18s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Whatever that is, does 20,000. 21,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

I was looking for 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a nice truck, I'll give 22.

[Caller]

No, Rex. Yeah, it's got that beautiful paint. Green paint job at Mineral Green.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy this truck if it's nice. I own it. So if you'll sell it for 22. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I got a small payoff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll make the payoff. Ain't got no problem with that. So go to givemethe VIN V I n dot com. Load it up. Say, John bought this truck for me for 22. Please verify. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN, and we will verify. Send you a checklist, get it picked up, get it paid off and get your check.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to go get Tony here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick or we. Let's bring him in. But we're up against the clock, so we might have to drag him into the next. Mr. Romero. Antonio Romero, Tony Romo's father, is in the studio with us.

[Bobbo]

Could be verified that this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah. Look at him. He looks just like him.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Not really.

[Turley]

Okay. Buenos dias.

[Bobbo]

See, I'm saying. I'm just saying.

[Turley]

Senor John, is Tony coming back? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[Turley]

Yes, he will come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

He will.

[Turley]

We have had a setback or two just this week. Yes. Have you not heard?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

The team doctors have been quite surprised to learn of Antonio's significant weight gain during his rehabilitation.

[Bobbo]

Weight gain?

[Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You put on weight.

[Turley]

Thanks to this evil plantation owner is Diablo Blanco. Colonel Sanders. Antonio have gained 59 pounds. So they have him on high impact diet. And they have him taking the. How do you say? Fintermin?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, speed. Right.

[Turley]

We know what that is. And so now Tony is terribly hungry. And he knows sleep very well. Antonio and his teammates attended Jason Wheaton's 64th birthday celebration on Tuesday. The Haley Alia star in Frisco. This is why I question Jerry Jones. Have the whole front table and vestibule. All decorate for the autumn season. With beautiful little pumpkin and squatches. And native corns. And poor Tommy.

[Bobbo]

I got you.

[Turley]

He have had no Kentucky Fried Chicken in more than a week. And who have no sleep for maybe three, four days. He eat maybe four or five pieces before anyone notice. Having no idea they were all made of plastic. And the whole team rush him to the hospital and pump his stomach out. And he feels so ridiculous in front of the frame. And he's such angry champagne. He take all the pieces of the plastic squatches. And the native corns. And he throw them from his hospital room. Then he move on to medical supplies. It was horrendous. He throws him for 20, 30, 40 yards on days. And even Jason Wheaton came. No catch that. And Antonio is throwing the leaf pumpkins and squatches. He even shoveled past a heart lung monitor for 18 yards in a high tight spiral.

[Bobbo]

No, he did.

[Turley]

Thank goodness for the little man from the Whiskey Flats. Okay, Little Cole Beasley was there to catch Jess. He make the play. And now poor Tony. He has settled back down to his regimen. You have to be ready to come back after the bye week. Or if Dakota Prescott wears his little baby pants. So Tony throws smaller animals for this time. He throw little puppies.

[Bobbo]

No, we don't.

[Turley]

How do you say, pet whistles? The ferrets and pigs de la guines. Not so much for yardage, but for accuracy. This why he throw them into a pool. Unless Zeke Elliot picked them up. Until he learned not to drop them. I think we need a bigger pool for the this time. Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony is accident pro, isn't he?

[Turley]

He have a. He have a bad time with things like gravity. And his special relationships. This because of his poor mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about her?

[Turley]

You know, she's Polish.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about that?

[Turley]

Well, it make him have a hard time doing. When he was little quarterback, his helmet did not feel so good. And so she make it fit with a mix of Velveeta cheese. And spaghettios inside the helmet. And the first time he get hit, his spaghettios begin to come out of the helmet. And look just like brains.

[John Clay Wolf]

We Gotta go to commercial break. Antonio Romero, you're always welcome here. Thank you for the Tony update on his help this week. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemethevet.com we'll be back in a momento. Step right up. Step right up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Calm to toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. What time? 10:30, something like that. It is Oklahoma, Houston, Dallas, Pennsylvania, 35, West Texas, East Texas, Louisiana and Arkansas. How the hell are you the world? My name is John Clay Wolf. Your name is J.D. ryan, last time I checked. Bavo.

[Turley]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you. Man, I'm still laughing about Tony Romo goes dad. Dude, this kills me. I'm so glad that when they were throwing puppies in high tight spirals that they were landing in a swimming pool.

[Turley]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Ezekiel Elliott was in the pool catching them, gathering them up like a hot fumble.

[Turley]

Yeah, they say he got them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet the ferret was a to get gathered up.

[Turley]

No doubt. And they got Terence Williams posted on the high dive, just in case, you know, anything errant comes across.

[Bobbo]

Oh my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, that guy. I wonder how much of that's true.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, yeah, I got a buddy of my lives in down in Galveston. He's on the beach all the time. He says every. He has to stop whatever he's doing when Tony Romo's dad comes in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony's Romo's dad is my favorite guest.

[Bobbo]

Somebody literally stopped me at the grocery store and said, I can't believe. I guess they picked me up from the shelf and Tony Ro. That's all they want to talk about is Tony Romo's dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they say of all the.

[Bobbo]

Things we've done that you just said, that's the funniest bit. They were driving. They had to stop the car because.

[Turley]

They were crying of everything we've done, we've done some funny stuff all the years.

[Bobbo]

All this funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best. But it's pretty damn good. It's just relevant. Speaking of football, the Texans got blown up by the Pats on Thursday night, which is unfortunate.

[Turley]

Badly.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that just amazing that Bill Belichick can have the third string quarterback and beat him that bad. He's, I mean he's really, I hate to say it, he's really damn good coach. One probably the best last 25 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think so? Maybe. You think maybe Bill Belichick's A good coach.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate everything from Boston, so it's hard for me to say that, but.

[Turley]

I heard a guy this week on a sports station locally put this succinctly so perfectly. The Houston Texans main problem Thursday night was that they were playing scared. They don't trust their quarterback. They're running on third and seven again and again and again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Turley]

That's not how you play a team like the Patriots.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You have to take risks against the Patriots.

[Turley]

You got to be there with nothing to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right, Mike. 09 Charger was 74. Is it a six cylinder?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it five grand?

[Caller]

Is it five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm thinking, too. I'm thinking. I'm wondering if I want to get five grand. How nice is it?

[Shell]

It's nice.

[Caller]

I mean, it's in good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cloth, regular. Does it have alloys or hubcaps? You can't say s on the radio, FYI.

[Caller]

Oh, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't pull Janet Jackson's boob out either. No, on tv, two things you can't do. And if you're Bono, you don't look like Hubcat. I think five's all over, dude. How old is this thing? What year is seven? Eight years old?

[Caller]

It's a.09.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn old Charger. I mean, it's not like it's a Cadillac. Actually, it's probably worth more than a Cadillac.

[Caller]

Hey, well, I posted this thing on your website twice already. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard anything back today or during the week.

[Caller]

I did one time last Saturday and then I think Wednesday. I did it, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Send it in again without the pictures. Sometimes people's pictures are so big, they're timing out. Did you send pictures both times? Yeah, which is the thing to do. And I appreciate it, but, like, if your phone takes these monster files on accident sometimes and it can't handle them, and that's what happened. But five grand is what I'm thinking. I buy these cars all the time. I mean, that's the money. Would I get 55? Maybe. But I need to see pictures. But I mean, hell, if you go ahead and load into the system and then text us the pictures once my buyer contacts you, and we'll get it bought. If you want to sell it. If you really want to sell it. I really will buy it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's been happening more and more. It's just because we're getting busier and busier. So we're Hearing about it more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's. And it's the photos. That's what it is.

[Bobbo]

If you have your phone set to highest resolution, they're huge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you can choose size that you want to send it on. Send it the smallest for us, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. I never thought of that. Duh. Because I've talked to our IT guys just like, like, I don't know what to do. He said if they send us a file, it's huge. That, like, takes a cruise ship to load. We can't do it on. I mean, maybe we'll put it on.

[J.D. Ryan]

The website, send small files.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we need to do. All right, we're out of time for this segment already.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we went long on the last one. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio, Forgive me, the vin.com. jD Ryan, Babo. What's coming up next? The. The squirrel. Is he coming in?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Randy's outside. He's not a squirrel. He's gonna be mad at you when.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets in here. Chipmunk audio clip of the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush is sitting by in his bedroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh is gonna dial in ISDN and then. And we'll be back in a moment of four. Four. Customers always say, I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money, but they want the most money. And that's why they're coming to me at. Give me the VIN dot. This isn't some title max pawn shop deal. This is hard money. Dealer money. The real world. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures, and I'll reply with an offer. GiveMeTheEven.com fast, easy, hard money right now. No BS.

[Turley]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone.

[Bobbo]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got invited to the I heart. I didn't tell you this earlier. I got invited to the I Heart Music Festival in Vegas with. In Vegas, the GM of Dallas, the president of Dallas Market. And I didn't go hobnobber. I passed. I didn't think anything of, like, I don't want to go to concert. I don't want to go out to Vegas to go to concert. And then after he got out there, he's like, you know, I wanted to introduce you to all the market managers of all the.

[Bobbo]

Well, he didn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't say that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was telling my wife and she almost started crying. She's like, you got invited to go to the I Heart Music Festival.

[Bobbo]

Huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the I Heart Brass as a vip and you didn't go? I'm like, well, I didn't want to go without you. She's like, you're an idiot, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why didn't you tell. I would have said the same thing to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we had an opportunity when I had Wolford Dodge to have Carrie Underwood in the, at the dealership, though. No, really? Really? Yeah. And I passed on that. And she told me. She's like, are you. I was like, who's Carrie Underwood? I didn't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Maybe.

[Bobbo]

Maybe she'll go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was about 10 years ago. She said, you really need to start bouncing these things off of me before you answer. Answer because you really screw up sometimes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, her being 18 years old, she knows what's hipping and is going on, right? So.

[Turley]

Because she's pop culture savvy. Is that right?

[Bobbo]

18.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry. 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

31, she says, she says I'm too tight. She said I was afraid I was gonna have to buy an airplane ticket to Vegas.

[Turley]

31 going on 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

She thinks I'm too tight. She said, that's what I love about you is you don't spend all your money and have to live in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But she said at some point you need to just, you know, breathe a little bit. You do.

[Bobbo]

You take the family to Colorado, you take them to the beach. That's what I thought. You go skiing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to spend any more than, I mean, we take one vacation a year. Maybe one deal. It's freaking expensive, man.

[Bobbo]

I bet you drop. I know, I know how much you drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, like four kids.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and he's got. The kids got motorbikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a great dad. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm not that tight.

[Bobbo]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's not, she's not a crazy spinner. She's just really beating on me about our house.

[Bobbo]

What's wrong with the house? It's a beautiful ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's not.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

The house was built in the 50s. It was my grandparents house.

[Bobbo]

It's a beautiful place.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just, it's old and a lot of things are going wrong with it. We've got these plans to build a new house and I just haven't gotten off my ass to do it because I'm like, man, I don't want to.

[Bobbo]

Spend well you spend the money and then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to be house poor.

[Bobbo]

But people are encroaching on your land now, so you're not even sure you're going to stay there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Right. They're settlers.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. People are moving. Used to be in the country country. Now you're sort of in the city country.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would rather just spend a little bit of money and slick. The house we have up there you go. But nobody's. Nobody's going for that. And now I'm getting the guilt triple. The kids are going to be out of the house by the time you're ready to do this.

[Bobbo]

Kids are just going to tear it up anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

My drive. My wife drives an Escalade. Yeah, but it's an 09 with a hundred. So what? She's not complaining. But. But she's like, you know, we don't have to drive 100,000mile cars. You do well enough. We don't have to do this. But why? Why? When you catch a catfish and you pull it on the bank, you don't stuff all your bait and the rest of its mouth.

[Bobbo]

Right? Thanks, Dr. Phil.

[Caller]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

It's a dishwasher and spin cycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think I'm tight?

[Bobbo]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I like hearing that. Thanks, jd. I hope my wife's listening to me.

[Bobbo]

I like seeing the things you've done. And you. You have a boat for the kids. You have motorbikes. You take them on trips. Gosh almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, hey, do you mind if I call you sometimes when we're having these conversations? Patch you in three ways.

[Bobbo]

She just doesn't have it. She's not in touch with reality, man. I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You know what happens when that. When you were to do that, JD would take her side. Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

Immediately, John is so documented. I don't know why you stayed with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, my buddy was talking to a good friend. He was reading a text from his wife the night before. They're not getting along right now. And she was like, I need my money. You know, it's this time of the month and you need to pay me.

[Bobbo]

They're still married. Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like, she lives. She's sleeping in a different part of the house. Just like, typical.

[Bobbo]

God, I can't imagine living like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was like, I don't pay people money that don't talk to me.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was showing me the text messages. It was so damn funny. It's Just so typical.

[Turley]

Married.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, I'll. I'll talk to you if you pay me. Wow. Welcome to marriage.

[Bobbo]

There was a funny line.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, my wife's not like that at all. Please don't. Don't blend those two together. She's really not. No, she doesn't overspend. She's not greedy. She's real chill. But I. She. I hear. I hear what she's saying. You need to get our house thing straight. Well, I promised it a long time that I made the mistake.

[Bobbo]

Well, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I bought some time.

[Bobbo]

There's the rest of the story, Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, then I bought some time. Let's get some blueprints. And you know, that takes time. Oh, let's change them. You know what? I don't like this design. Let's. So we've been on that boat for three years, okay? You know, dangling blueprints out on the table. It's like, hey, I've seen enough blueprints. Where's the damn construction people? I don't know. Maybe we should move.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to spend the money on the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Bobbo]

The house is nice, man. You don't live in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it. What, can we rent a nice little apartment, uniform, with four kids, high rise.

[Bobbo]

Well, she just doesn't have a touch with reality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she does. Yes, she does.

[Bobbo]

I mean, yeah, she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if she. I mean, we've got some issues that. That need to be addressed. And I keep putting it off because I'm like, well, we're gonna tear the house down anyway and redo it. Why fix this and why fix that? And half the lights are burning out and the whole place needs to be rewired and some of the doors are screwed up and. Yeah, I mean, you know, she's got a point. I need to get with it. I just. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, just because you don't address it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times have you been married?

[Bobbo]

Just once. That was plenty for me. I've been happily divorced 25 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Congratulations.

[Bobbo]

I did it once. I wasn't good at it. Why do it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, Good morning. See Brian. Brian, is it Brian? Do you have a payoff on your car?

[Caller]

On The Toyota, the 4Runner now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got a 024 rotor with 144. Can you afford more car than that?

[Caller]

Can I afford. I'm not looking to trade it in now. That's why you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I'm just talking about budgeting. Can you afford to be driving more expensive car than an O2 4Runner with 144,000 miles.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but so. So you choose to keep this just because you don't want to blow all your money on a car?

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly. I own like three or four trucks. I drive all this stuff. It's like you're saying over 100,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just. I mean I just don't like making payments on anything.

[Caller]

No, no. I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this thing? Leather.

[Caller]

Cloth leather. It's limited. Look at sunroof leather. 4x4 rear rear locker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 8 cylinder or 6?

[Caller]

It's a 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Shell]

Super clean.

[Caller]

But the front bumper got backed into. Just had a little hit on the front bumper and everything else is super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I have to fix the front bumper or did you already fix it?

[Caller]

No, I mean I got parts for it. I might not do it, so I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like me in the house. Or I won't. Are you married?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does. Do you have the parts so we could just install them and paint them?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's clean. Does 3,000 buy it? Oh, come on. My God. The thing's got the front end ripped off of it. It's a 20 year old four runner with 150000 miles. You're going to give me grief today.

[Caller]

I mean really forward thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course it would because that's a little too much. You're tight ass. He's tight. I'm not. I offered you the right money and you passed. I'll give three grand. Are you passing?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm passing too. Good. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio.

[Bobbo]

You gave me crap one time about driving, driving a 40 Escape because you said, oh, you've just given up? No, it's all I can afford right now. I don't want to be in a bigger car. However, I did like driving your Aston Martin for two months.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car. That's a funny story. I still don't understand that thing.

[Bobbo]

That's what happened to the Aston Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sitting out in the parking lot.

[Bobbo]

I know. I brought it back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Being picked up today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today.

[Bobbo]

Where's it going? The owner died and it got tied up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't know.

[Bobbo]

You don't know?

[John Clay Wolf]

The owner died, a lawyer got it and it's on the repo list with a bank. The payoff is X and the lawyer wanted to sell it to us. Us make the payoff and make a little extra money. We started looking at It. It's got some problems. We're like, we can't make it work from there now, but what's the story? Because when we called the lender, it got real weird. They're like, where's the car and what's the deal? This thing's been on a repo list forever. So great.

[Bobbo]

I'm driving a car that's on the repo list.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave it to JD So he'd get rested. Yeah. And the guy finally called back. He said, hey, I'm gonna come pick this thing up. I have no idea what he's gonna do. He doesn't have a title to it.

[Bobbo]

You can't sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't sell it.

[Bobbo]

It's got problems. It's got computer problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. It is good looking, though.

[Bobbo]

It's beautiful. Everywhere I get. Everywhere I go, I get chicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I sit in there?

[Bobbo]

Can I take my picture with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Nobody ever, ever waves at me in the Ford Escape. Ever drive that thing around? Holy crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk or the squirrel or whatever. Where's. Is that that thing running around over there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's running around. You want to grab him in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hit him with a trink gun. Bring him over.

[Bobbo]

Don't call him a squirrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Randy. Randy, are you there?

[Bobbo]

Hey, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, Phyllis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on? The hillbilly Chipmunk squirrel.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from, Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I like Dallas. Dallas is okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you kept sitting over there with your hand up and you act like you want to get some air time. What the hell you have to say?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I mean, I just. I'd rather hang out with you cool kids.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got a lot of employees over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we do. We've really. We've grown a lot in the past year.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all are so. Y' all are the cool kids, I guess.

[Bobbo]

Sort of. Finally.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got any reefer?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Randy the pot smoking chipmunk Squirrel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, I was just joshing. Yeah, I can't smoke it no more.

[Bobbo]

No more.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I did once.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It just made me paranoid, you know?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I do know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Me and my. Me and my friend Rusty. Rusty, he chipmunk. We found a bunch of weed in a cigarette pack over there behind the Subway sandwich shop. Before you knew it, we ate all of that stuff. We chased birds for a while. Which is Trey. Amusing as hell, I bet. Then we got split up trying to get the Domino's man to drop his pizza box. Because we're hungry. Because we're stoned to the bejesus belt and smelling that pizza. And the pizza man's acting like he's pretty high too. Waving that pizza around and screaming like a. And he dropped his money bag and he started stomping around. That's when it got dangerous. Yeah, that son of a. Nearly squashed my friend Rusty. When I finally got back to the tree, my little girlfriend Sharonda, she got all pissed off and I. I was literally too high to get it on. You ever had that?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's happened.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. So I just stick to whiskey and shrooms.

[Bobbo]

You don't get ink? No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nowadays you don't drink. Hey, you got a bunch of people working here during the week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Said that you hang around with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Listen, that bald guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't want to be a damn downer or anything, but you need to get him regular checkups. He's like old fashioned three pack a day man, ain't he? God almighty. My dad used to smoke like that.

[Bobbo]

Your dad the chipmunk smoked?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Nobody worked his ass off. We never went without a nut. He. He lived to be four and a half. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I get sad thinking about him.

[Bobbo]

Don't think about it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

In the end though, it wasn't the cigarettes that got him, you know it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, what got him?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It was a damn bunch of coked up squirrels.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's why you don't like squirrels.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They robbed him for six acorns and a half a pack of Salem Lights. Hey, I know it ain't PC no, but it's no secret in this part of the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That cocaine and squirrels are quite fond of one another. Hey, you got a pretty girl over.

[Bobbo]

Now, John hooked up squirrels.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She's been sharing her Lean Cuisines with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, that kung pao chicken's good. Kind of got me all hot and bothered.

[Bobbo]

Oh boy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know Sharon ran off with Dante the squirrel?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Did you hear that? So I'm open for business. Yeah, I might work my way up to sharing a nut with that girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, we will see you soon. Thanks for stopping by.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, don't be racial now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you need to calm down, Chris. A 2010 Volvo XC90 was 74 on the clock, average, rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

It's super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's got 70. We've got to go right real quick. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking we've got a $10,000 rig on our hands. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars and radio.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey. We forgot to say see you Dallas, oklahoma, but Houston, 97.5. ESPN, we've still got. Yeah, I'm gonna grab. Grab. I'm gonna grab a couple of calls.

[Bobbo]

The cool kids are still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

The cool kids are still here. Daniel, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 vet Z06. It says three LT. But did you mean three LZ?

[Caller]

I said LZ. He misunderstood me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay. Of course it's an LZ. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black. Well, it's the Midnight Rice blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Dark. Dark. Dark blue. Automatic or stick? I think they're all sticks, aren't they?

[Caller]

No, it's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No, they're not all sticks. The problem with these damn Z06 vets, and I don't know why they're having trouble selling them new, but they are. And they keep discounting them and screwing up the market. This car is the best American car made ever.

[Bobbo]

Why aren't they selling ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. They're selling. But they're. They're not overpriced for what they are.

[Bobbo]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this car was a hundred thousand dollars new. Well, Daniel, is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, it was a hundred and one thousand. My name's Dale. D, A, L, E. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Turley? What? Did we buy that new one off the showroom floor where they wanted to punch the deal. We bought a brand new one with a 105 list for 80, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new.

[Bobbo]

That's a discount.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they sold.

[Caller]

They have both tops with my car, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yours is a convertible?

[Caller]

No, no. It has the glass, the fiber. Carbon fiber top and the glass see through top. I have both tops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It was 100. 1,000 was the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the money on it today as it sits is $65,000.

[Caller]

Not even close. Thank you, brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it is close because I buy him for that. I stand in auction lanes. General Motors lease returns, executive cars.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't want to hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I watch them sell and I buy them, so I do know what they're worth. I understand that doesn't mean he has to agree with me. No, but we work on the market.

[Bobbo]

I know, but you don't want to hear that when you spend 101 or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have. If you bought the way we look at these cars is just like stock commodities. If you gave $50 for micro, $100 for Microsoft stock, right now it's at $80. The market changed. Sure, but you own yours for a hundred, right? And I offer you 80. You say, not even close, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And hang up. Well, guess what? It's published right here. And I go buy it for that much same car. So I'm not an idiot market. I'm just. And I'm not trying to hurt anybody's.

[Bobbo]

Feelings, but that's what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is. Caleb and 05 Odyssey touring with 125 is worth $4,000.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Tracy. A 15 Suburban, which version is it? Is it a LT and LTZ? Good morning, by the way. LTZ, is it a two wheel drive or four? Four. Does it have a sunroof? Yes. Does it have power running boards where they come in and out? So it's got a power liftgate, navigation, dvd. All the goodies got it all. Cool. What color?

[Shell]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best color they make. Does 40,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Not even. It's got a lift kit on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't know. It's a two wheel drive with a lift.

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive with a lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, when I asked you a minute ago, I could have sworn you said two wheel drive.

[Bobbo]

No, four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. It's getting better. How much lift?

[Caller]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. How many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

Fifteen. Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, because it says 10,000. How many miles on the truck? Fifteen.

[Caller]

Five. I. I told him 10, but I was wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's cool. Does 40. Does 40. Does 40. Does 48,000 buy the truck?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 50,000 buy the truck?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys the truck?

[Caller]

70.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the people today. What is the moon?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do they get that number?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a suburban, people. It is nice and it's beautiful.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is she there still? Can you ask her where she got that number from?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just. She got it out of what she paid with the conversion. When people sell you cars, they make a profit. I want you to know that. And when they sell you wheels and tires, they make a profit. And when they sell you lift kits, they make a problem.

[Bobbo]

They sell you financing, they make a profit.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when they sell you warranties, they make a profit. And when they say they sell you credit, life and a H insurance, they make a profit. And when they sell you etch and the detail system and all the maintenance, every step of the long trade in, they make profit. So when we buy the car for what it is today on the open market, all that's gone, right? And that's.

[Bobbo]

That's what? Wholesale number.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a wholesale number, Right. I do advertise and I'll just say that to her and everyone else, go to Carmack, get a bid, take a picture of their offer letter, send it to me. Because CarMax will put them on the money too, right on the number. And nobody will call them stupid because they're such a big brand.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you, that's why I say that. Just to validate what we do. Take a picture of it. If I don't beat the CarMax offer letter, guess what I do? I mail you a check for a hundred dollars. And guess what? Sometimes I do. Sometimes I say, you know what? I think they hit it too hard. Let them have it. But a lot of times I give more money.

[Bobbo]

So anyway, more often than not, you get more money.

[John Clay Wolf]

More. 87.3% of the time, probably. Probably like 95 of the time, I get more money.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no one that's doing that. You go to the CarMax and they give you what you think is a low offer. What do they do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Bye, bye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks for stopping by.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I back up. I guarantee to be on top. And that's why I use CarMax Appraisals as my validation. Because they, you know, they're the Walmart of the industry, so they can't be stupid. Right? Jim, good morning. An 04Z71 pickup with 164. Is it an extended cab or crew?

[Caller]

Extended cab. Cool cab, whatever. Just a smaller one. Whatever that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

The back doors open backwards, yes?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Extended cab. Oh four leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Leather SLT lifted or stock? Stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, four extended cab. Z71 leather. Five grand. It's a five grand truck.

[Caller]

That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I don't know. I just do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com, take a side profile shot of it and whip the door open. And take another part so we can see the driver's seat in the interior. Say John offered me five grand on the air for this truck. Here it is. Here's the vin, here's the miles, here's the pictures. Five won't buy it, but X will. And if we can make it work, we'll damn sure buy it. And if all we can give is 5, we'll just say, hey man, we're only good at 5, but an older truck like this with that many miles, I really need to see it.

[Caller]

Sure. It is very clean. Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it jumps out at me off the screen, then I immediately dig deeper in my wallet. It's just that simple. Just like anything. You would be the same way.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, I, I'd love to buy it. I'm a good buyer on these trucks. I buy them all the time. But I'd love to see it so that I can push myself after I see the pictures. Thanks, man. Where you coming from? Where are you calling from? Great. All right, see you. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Bobbo]

Just laughing because during the show I flip through to make sure there's no breaking news. So I look at headlines and things like that one is, I'm going to take a headline from Fox News this morning and a headline from cnn. Headline on Fox News, Trump will win says professor who has correctly predicted elections for 30 years. Headline on CNN, Ted Cruz sells his soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see Ted Cruz endorse Trump last night on Twitter?

[Bobbo]

No. He's got to be, his guts got to be twisted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you what he did do, though. And I don't like Ted Cruz, but I liked what he did. He gave the points of interest for the reasons that he's endorsing Donald Trump. And he basically said, I still don't like the guy. He didn't say that, but that's what he said.

[Bobbo]

That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he gave like five hard points. The, the nomination of the Supreme Court justices on his list. He really liked that. He started beating up on Hillary Obamacare, Trump's idea with that he really liked. And there were a couple other laws that he says he'll immediately, immediately not sign off of or sign off to repeal that are Obama based laws. Yeah. So he gave reasons. He didn't just cave saying, they're making me do this.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like Bernie's gonna good job for you, Ted Cruz. I mean, being a big boy, you.

[Bobbo]

Didn'T like, you don't like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't like.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So me saying that is like him endorsing Donald Trump.

[Bobbo]

Right. Because you said before you didn't trust him. And I didn't trust him either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's really just about the party. It's not anybody making anybody do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he said the first thing. My, my number one reason is because I made a pledge to endorse the Republican candidate and I basically, I made a mistake by saying. And he reiterated what he said in November, stay at home.

[Bobbo]

He didn't say that, did he?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. If you read his tweet, he said, in November, I suggest you dig in, stay at home, and dig into your heart and vote your heart.

[Bobbo]

But not. Not now.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't say stay at home. Vote with your heart.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Read it because it's odd. It's something about staying at home. But maybe I missed it. It was like 4am When I woke up and I read that, I started laughing.

[Turley]

He said a lot of stuff that's odd. During his career, though.

[Bobbo]

They all have. I mean, you can't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the video online of him hitting his wife in the head with his elbow.

[Bobbo]

That's greatness. When he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he's reaching to hug her, he.

[Bobbo]

Goes to kiss his kid and his kid pulls back, like, get away from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's clumsy. He's like Tony Romo. Yeah. He's just a clumsy character.

[Turley]

A little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Let's talk a little football, by the way. But I mean, J.D. since you're into football this year, huge.

[Bobbo]

Been to football.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Bobbo]

I think that ball is still the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the Rangers clinched.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's baseball, though.

[Bobbo]

Adrian Duntray in the seventh inning, and the Texas Rangers secured their second straight AL west title. Now, Michael says they're going to go all the way this year, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they don't win the World Series, it's a. It's a huge disappointment. I mean, they're favored, right? The Cubs are going to be there. But you know, the Cubs, they always choke.

[Bobbo]

So it'll be. You're saying Rangers and Cubs jobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just like with Donald Trump. If Donald Trump doesn't win, it's a huge choke job. If the Rangers don't win, it's a huge choke job.

[Bobbo]

It's possible. That's why they call it a horse race.

[John Clay Wolf]

Choke job. That sounds sexual.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it does not.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So Philadelphia Eagles, who we love to hate, are kind of good this year. And the rookie quarterback, is that, like, our Deck Prescott? He's good.

[Turley]

He's been good. Yeah, he's been playing thus far.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Texans are good. And I don't understand what happened on Thursday because I was really figuring the Cowboys are going to suck again. And I'd like to get behind a Texas team, but getting blown out like that doesn't make any sense. It doesn't. Are they in New York's district? I still think in high school terms, district.

[Turley]

AFC South.

[John Clay Wolf]

I meant New England.

[Turley]

Oh, New England.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not in their division.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then it wasn't a division?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they were not in their division.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

I think they just played scared. I think they're just pure intimidation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, does anybody owe any money from last week's?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we never made any bets from last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave Bobbo 20 for his clock to shut him up. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right.

[Bobbo]

That's it. That's cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do with that $20? Did you go buy a new clock?

[Turley]

Still got it. Haven't found the right clock. Well, it wouldn't be right to spend it on anything but a clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're too tight. You're too tight.

[Turley]

I am tight.

[Bobbo]

So do we have any comments on the new Dax and Cowboys going any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Further than I thought? He looked great on Sunday. Yeah, I'm excited about going to the game on Sunday night. Chicago. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could be a low scoring affair, John. Just be prepared for it. But they win.

[Turley]

Do you think it will?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, but you get these teams that get their ass in the pros that get their asses kicked around like Chicago's been getting done, then they pop up and win one.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why I said it's going to be low scoring because they're going to make it competitive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chicago's going to win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you like to make a bet on that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would. $10. Yeah, let's do $10. Straight up wins. God, I hope to hell I have to pay you $10. I would love to pay you $10 but I'm afraid that Chicago is going to win because the Cowboys, you can't trust them.

[Turley]

What is the crazy stat that everybody's flashing this week? The Cowboys are so much better on the road than they are at home. Have you seen this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've seen it before.

[Turley]

I don't know what the specific stat is but they've lost a lot at AT&T Stadium since they started playing there. Really? Since their very first game there versus the Giants. Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think it's all the concerts that they have there. They're telling them to hurry up and get off the field and they kind of be start pushing around the sidelines to get the turf off the field and that's what screws them up.

[Turley]

Demi Lovato needs your space.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, Good morning. You're on the air. Either Mike. 04 Ford Lariat Mike. Mike, I lost. You go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Jason, where are you Calling from the woodland, the woodlands. How are we coming down this morning? Loud and clear.

[Caller]

Loud and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loud and clear, he says. Okay, I'm going to look at two things here because these BMWs are a little bit tricky. This is a X6. The last three I've had I lost money on and I don't know why. Wait a minute. X series. It's a X6. X series. I'm gonna pull up a market report on this thing. It's a 2012 with 60 BMW X6. So is it the 3.5 or the 5.0 or the M?

[Caller]

It's the 5.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Has the odometer turns to the 6 yet or is it still 59 and change?

[Caller]

No, it's turned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. God, these things are expensive.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

How expensive are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, he's going to get pissed at me. He's going to get mad at me. Yeah. Cuz these muddy mile expensive cars. I was talking about the market adjustment. These are the first ones to fall.

[Bobbo]

Really? Yeah, BMWs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, not BMWs. Muddy miles, 60, 80, 70, where the price points high. When the market adjustment hits, they're the first cars to adjust heavily. And we went through that last week and it, I mean, dude, it's real. So for, for instance, auction, the auction that I work with, right. They sell 77% a week, okay. Their sister auction in Phoenix. Phoenix sells 77, 76% per week.

[Bobbo]

That's the average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Last Tuesday they sold 61 in their sister auction. Phoenix sold 60 guys, other guys that I know that run about 60% averages. They sold 40% last. Really off this week because the market changed and nobody wants to take.

[Bobbo]

No doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And if you notice, everybody's screaming at me for my bids today. Yeah, I'm the bad guy today. Everybody's throwing tomatoes at me. We're into a new market. It's not worth what it was yesterday. You might find somebody's sleep now.

[Bobbo]

When did it, when does it come back? Annually or does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they just start. It'll start chipping back up. The first dip is heavy. They'll start chipping up like a hundred bucks a week for a couple of weeks and then it's there. That's it. That's the new market.

[Bobbo]

By November you're kind of set.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're kind of set. This next three weeks is very dicey. Does this have a premium package, a rear DVD or a sport package?

[Caller]

Sport package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 60 on it. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black. Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, have you had any other offers?

[Caller]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're not gonna like mine. I think I've clarified that. So I'm 25 grand and you go beat me somewhere.

[Caller]

Would you recommend getting rid of it now or wait?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it matters. Is it a lease or a purchase?

[Caller]

No, it's a purchase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's gonna continue falling through December. Do you have the time? What's your payoff on it?

[Caller]

I think 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that's good news. You're not tanked. Are you gonna replace it with another one or have you already done that?

[Caller]

No, replace it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to DNM Leasing, Houston. Go to their website, tell them I sent you, tell them I put 25 grand in it and they will sell you. They can lease new cars from all brands and they can also sell you used cars that they keep all their lease returns. Like they'll keep this one and they'll resell. But they've got a lot of 15s and 16s and I've been working with them a lot. I don't want a dealer group. I don't want to have to pitch 20 different dealerships.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why I talking to them because they handle all brands new. I was like, this might fit for us and then we'll give our customers a place to trade in and we'll get the car. Or they can give me 500 and buy my position in the car, something like that. We're working on the terms, but yeah, Jason, DNM Leasing is who I would send it. Go, go shop with them and see what you come up with. And tell use my name.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man, thanks. 800-800-7234. We're on the Hun.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com is the website you can go to to plug in your car and get a buy offer email to you from us. Matt, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, I've got a 07 actor RDX.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Black one, about 140. 140,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's got some miles on. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 140 on the clock. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm wanting to say five grand but I'm going to double check myself real quick if you don't mind.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Wichita. Fall.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. How Long have you lived up there?

[Caller]

Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember when we started this show 10 years ago up there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I do. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny.

[Caller]

You know a lot of the guys, you know a lot of the dealers here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to own the dealership up in Vernon. Vernon Auto Group. Yeah, that was Wolf Ford Dodge and then we renamed it Vernon Auto Group and I sold out in 2011.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

[Caller]

So you guys know Dan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Disco Dan, the credit. The credit doctor. I'm the one that hired Dan and put him there.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah, I'm a little. I'm a little tall on this car now that I'm looking at a market report. I'm a four grand guy.

[Caller]

Well, my daughter's. She goes to school down in Austin. It's just eventually we're going to sell it. I think we'll just drive it till I know it's not going to be worth much, really. Time we get done. But. But I just keep listening to your show and I thought, man, I need to call this kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

See what the money, the, the. I'm a $4,000 check rider. The market's right there at 4. I think I can get 4,500 out of it after I detail it and sell it to one of my dealers. And that's the money on it. If I could get five for it, I'd give you 45. But it doesn't sound like you want to sell it anyway, so it doesn't matter. But yeah, that's the money.

[Caller]

That's kind of what I figured. I figured it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you call back a year from now and it's got 180 on it or 170 on it, it's going to be worth about 2500, about what it's gonna be.

[Caller]

Maybe just a good trade in sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just when the miles get up that high, they just, you know, there's just so much life left in it.

[Caller]

And they're horrible gas mileage. Are they really all wheel drive? Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never even thought about it. That's funny.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's that turbo. Yeah, that's that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a question. When we go to break up there in Wichita Falls, do they play a song like they're supposed to or is it just commercials?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Just.

[Caller]

Now it's just commercials, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Now when I was on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't know if we. We're supposed to play three or four songs an hour and they're supposed to do it on that end. But anyway, yeah, we like being on the Bear up there. I always loved the Bear when I lived up there's my favorite station. Both there and Abilene. Awesome station.

[Caller]

Yeah, the same. Same. Same guy. DJ. So Keith on. Same guy for 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big, big, big. I can't even do it. Can you do his voice, Bob?

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's.

[Caller]

No, he's. Yeah. I went to school with Keith. He's a good guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, thanks for calling in.

[Caller]

All right. Thank. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Houston. Good morning. Who else we got? We got Abilene, Witch Falls. We've got Arkansas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarillo. Of course, Amarillo goes eight to noon.

[Bobbo]

Still on Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Houston's the Houston. We've been on this station in Houston for how many years now? Six.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it really been that long? I loved it when those guys did a bit on us. Sellmeyourkid.com that was great. It was very funny.

[Bobbo]

Funny stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, boss?

[Bobbo]

I was still got these Seattle Mariners catchers in trouble, actually. Steve Clevenger has been officially suspended for the rest of the 2016 season without pay because of what he said on Twitter. He was talking about the. The riots in Charlotte and he said, quote, everyone involved should be locked behind bars like animals. That's what got him in trouble.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone in the everyone involved protest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you reading?

[Bobbo]

This is a quote. Everyone involved should be. There was something that went before this, but everyone involved. This is the part that got him in trouble. Locked up like animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to read his contract where it says if you make a personal tweet on Twitter, we don't have to pay you.

[Bobbo]

There is a thing called moral turpitude, and that is if you embarrass the company or sponsors, we can pull the plug. That's basically what that says. But now, that being said, also, the police have come out and said 70% of the people they have arrested in the riots are not even from Charlotte. They're being bussed in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that really true?

[Bobbo]

That's what they're saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

From where? In North Carolina?

[Bobbo]

No, from all over. Over.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're saying out of state.

[Bobbo]

From out of state. They're being bused in to create these problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've heard Icon is behind a lot of this. The billionaire. When you say problems, he's busting in.

[Bobbo]

People in Missouri that have been arrested.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

70% of them have. They're actors have out of state IDs. Shade actors I can say probably 70 have had out of state IDs, according to the police spokesman, Todd Walther for Charlotte.

[J.D. Ryan]

So when, when there's protests. Remember back when MLK was around?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think everybody was local or did people bus in to speak their mind?

[Bobbo]

To compare those, those peaceful protests with what's going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

The ones that aren't peaceful, they're idiots. Yes.

[Bobbo]

What we see now, we don't know what's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't.

[Turley]

But the ones that were peaceful, everybody got their ass beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

The peaceful ones are getting lumped in. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kentucky, Crosby, Stills National, Class Cross.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just, I. I think you can't generalize all of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ohio.

[Bobbo]

All they're saying is the Police are saying 70 of the people that are being arrested. In other words, the ones that are causing the trouble are from out of state. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot to say hi, L.A. you did?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, how do we forget Louisiana?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I love Louisiana. I mean, I do all my business in Louisiana. Anyway. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

I'm saying, do you Yahoo. Well, you shouldn't. So do the hackers. Did you hear about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Half a 500 million, half a billion accounts have been hacked. Now this. The weird part about this is it just broke this week, but it happened like years ago. Why don't we just find it out now? But anyway, they got, you know, they get usernames, they got passwords, they got people's addresses, but apparently it doesn't matter if nobody's noticed. Why, why bring it up now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, did you see the Wells Fargo scam?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Making all the fake, fake accounts, but the Senate Hearing Committee and that gal, I forgot her name, one of the senators or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Senator Warren.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she wearing him out.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, wore the chairman of Wells Fargo Ow.

[Bobbo]

When you have to.

[Turley]

She's great when she gets wound up, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

She, I mean, she showed. She tore him a new one.

[Turley]

Yeah, she's been around for a little while too. A lot of people don't realize. Before she actually was a member of Congress, you know, she, she worked in some. Some mysterious ways to get some good stuff done.

[Caller]

It's about bank.

[Bobbo]

It's about time banking people got in some kind of trouble. I mean, that whole thing in 2008 went by, nobody goes to jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

She brought it all back up. She brought it all back up. She said, you should be in jail, your people should be in jail, you should be fired. You should be forced to give back up your 50. I mean, just wearing him. And he kept trying to shed the risk. Well, so and so did it. She's like, you run the company. You're responsible. I'm sick of you people. It was good. I liked it. Is she Democrat? Sounds like a She'll.

[J.D. Ryan]

She'll be running two next in four years for president. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

President. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. In four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, you heard it here first.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of people that have been suspended, this is a fun story this week from Ontario, Canada. A teacher, high school teacher, said basically to her students, students to. They included instructions to lick me where I fart is what she said. Jennifer Elizabeth Green Johnson, who teaches grades 10 through 12 in Dunville Secondary School.

[Turley]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

Say that was docked for a month. I'm not ever saying that again for a month without pay. In a schedule for disciplinary hearing Coming up September 23rd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who did she say this to?

[Bobbo]

She was talking to a student. She said allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it proven?

[Bobbo]

After she allegedly made a number of. Of filthy comments to her students, including what I just said.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else did she say to these students?

[Bobbo]

Telling a student who brought coffee to class, get the f thing out of here. She said that. Branding one student a bloody pedophile. How can a student telling a student. I have never said this to a student before, but f. You telling her class. It's. I don't even want to say this. It's debate, not the M1 board that rhymes with debate. Quipping. That's enough. You get the idea. But lick me where I. Yeah, that's what got it. That's finally what got her popped. Well, I don't want to say it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

What an awesome teacher.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like to have her. Hey, Larry, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Amarillo tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarillo. Four wheel drive drive. 142. 07 Chevy Suburban, 2500.

[Bobbo]

These guys are loving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth average rough or clean.

[Caller]

You know, it's really, really clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Caller]

No major damage. It's got new tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a nine grand buyer. Nine grand with 142.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And cloth, does that do it?

[Caller]

Well, not really. I didn't know exactly what it worked, to be honest with you. You know, I was thinking about trading it in, but, you know, I didn't know what to even expect to get out of it, to tell you the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it had 122 on it, I'd be 11. When you get up to the miles that high and starts just saying, things start changing quick.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. I'm not picking on your truck. I'm just telling the truth. No, yeah. I was struggling to go eight or nine in my brain. When? Before, before I said nine. I think nine's nine on a cloth four wheel drive. 07. Yeah, that's right. I liked, I like the, the three quarter ton part though.

[Caller]

Yeah, it is. It is a suburban, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I got that. I'm sorry. I'm just calling them all trucks. What buys it.

[Caller]

Man? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kick it around. You know where we're at. Go to when you get to the dealership and they hit you at seven or eight, tell them you got nine with us and go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it from them for nine.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Fair enough. Go to auto. Go see Pete up at Auto nations and that used to be planes up there. He's a good buddy of mine and he used to work for me and Pete Cooper and he'll, he'll. He'll in and out the trade to me.

[Caller]

Okay, man. I thank you for your time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. 800. 870. What's so funny?

[Bobbo]

They're still laughing about the teacher.

[Turley]

What did she say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

No tipping for my bunghole. I am the great corn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, lick me where I emit gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a moment. I will leave you with that. I beat CarMax offers to the extent that I will pay you a hundred dollars if I don't beat your CarMax offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy [e-mail] go to givemetheven.com push your information. We will email you an offer if you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're mail you a hundred dollar check. If you like money, you're crazy not taking up on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand.

[Turley]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host)]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if smu, since they got the death penalty and they it's been 30 years and they can't straighten it out. What if the NCAA said we're sorry we screwed your program up for life. We're gonna give you a handicap like a golf tournament and we're gonna let you pay your players 50,000 a year for four years. And then cut it off at four years.

[Bobbo]

They're never gonna do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they gotta do something. Why would they say they injured. They injured the school to the point where Bill Clements didn't help anything.

[Bobbo]

The governor danger of the school because the school broke the rules. That's like saying, I got out of the. I got out of prison and now I can't get a job because I'm a felon.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's exactly what it's like.

[Bobbo]

Guess what? You don't get all the rules.

[John Clay Wolf]

But all my other college friends were with me when we robbed the bank. And nothing happened to them.

[Bobbo]

They didn't get caught. You did. You have felony on your record. You get to pay the price.

[John Clay Wolf]

But for 30 years.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just killed the football program. I can't stand to watch it anymore.

[Caller]

Now.

[Turley]

They're coming back. They'll come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're not. They're not coming back. It's been 30 years. It's like my dad that keeps, like having. He's had lawsuits going on for 30 years of the guys that got him wrong 30 years ago. We're gonna get him. We're gonna get them. It's been 30 years.

[Turley]

How long have they had a team again, though? I mean, because they didn't even let him have a team for how long?

[John Clay Wolf]

1992 years. They were off for two years. Oh, watch Pony Express on ESPN. The 30 for 30 story. It lays it out clear as a bell. But the biggest problem was that Governor Bill Clements was involved on the board, and he knew about the payments to the players when they cancelled in 88 or 87. When they canceled the football program, there was a meeting in the boardroom that said, guys, this is great, but we got to keep paying the players. He's like, what do you mean? He said, we're contractually bound.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They can sue us.

[Bobbo]

They had contracts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Contracts.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. Who puts it in paper?

[John Clay Wolf]

Contracts.

[Bobbo]

Who puts it down in paper?

[John Clay Wolf]

They were mailing checks to the parents on SMU letterhead on SMU envelopes.

[Bobbo]

They deserve it. They're that stupid. They deserve it.

[Turley]

They were blatant and they did it for years.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're. We're above the law.

[Turley]

Come back, man. Look at their professional teams. The Cleveland Browns are in the same kind of 30 year slump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And they pay a lot of guys a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

They still can't get out of it.

[Turley]

Detroit Lions.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not in Dallas. Detroit Lions.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just love how you think that the NCAA should say, oh, you know, What? Sorry we caught you cheating. Here's three years of just bad carte blanche.

[Bobbo]

Our bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forgive them. Extra scholarships is the real version. But what. I mean, nobody's gonna. They can't recruit the blue chips. They just don't get it done. Well, what could they do to get them?

[Bobbo]

It's not a prestigious school now. Because they don't have the history of winning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's. The draw is not there.

[Bobbo]

It's the chicken or the egg.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's over. And I feel like we need to do something drastic right now before it finally goes into the abyss.

[Turley]

You know what? They ought to start offering Full Boat Scholarship. Seriously. To the underprivileged around the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go get all the hood kids that can play.

[Turley]

Yes, sir. That's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Their grades are okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it into the ghetto. That'll help it.

[Turley]

No, no, not the whole school. Just the football team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Have you ever seen longest yard?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how it works.

[Turley]

That's all you gotta do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about. What about the scholastic requirements?

[Turley]

You got a lot of electives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's what we can do. Maybe we could drop the scholastic requirements.

[Turley]

English is a second language.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would help.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that'll help. The image of smu.

[Turley]

Music theory.

[J.D. Ryan]

They only take those classes, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

TCU used to suck and now they're awesome. University of Houston used to suck and now they're awesome. It's coach. But we've hired good coaches. June Jones is a good coach. Forest Greg is a good coach. He coached the freaking packers, for Christ's sake.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was kind of out of touch the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was kind of out of touch.

[Turley]

June Jones back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Did the packers suck in the 80s? Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was out of touch with the Bill Belichick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's who we need.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, that ain't happening.

[Turley]

He is in touch with cheating more than any other football coach in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true. Yeah. What about Nick Saban? There's enough rich alums at Dallas. Okay, Nick, we'll pay you 5 million a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's already getting that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he really? Is he really getting that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right around that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll pay him 10 million a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 10 million. But SMU sucks. I know. That's why we're paying you 10 million to come fix it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's an offer you cannot refuse.

[Bobbo]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

An indecent proposal is what it's going to take at this point.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give this guy. You got to Give him at least four years. And that fourth year, that's his class that he recruited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they have a winning season or, you know, a bowl, then you've got something to build on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it'll take 20 more years to build that out from the ACC. Dude, you know what?

[Turley]

And sell tickets to just get the triplets back together. Head coach Troy Aikman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Offensive coordinator Emmett Smith.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Turley]

Public relations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last night, watching that game, I did not turn it on. Tcsmu. I used to play football for smu, by the way. That's why I care. And I didn't turn it on. And then I checked the ESPN app about halfway through the second quarter, and we were three. Three, I believe. I was like, okay, there you go. And then at half, I'm like, oh, my God, we're in it. We could win this. And then my hope started coming up like, hey, baby, let's. Let's leave the kids. Let's run to the bar and sit at the bar and watch this game and have a few beers, eat some dinner. We're all excited and just got blown out like we always do. It turned into a track meet like it always does, and it break. It hurts my soul. I've got to quit caring.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there's some hope, John, because if you start seeing kids from Prestonwood being recruited into smu because that Prestonwood is like the minor league.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a. It's a private school.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're getting all these kids, like All Saints.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All Saints is. Fort Worth is for the tcu. They're recruits. They're coming in. So if Preston Wood kids start going smu, then you know, he's got some type of system built up, because that's what they do is Preston Wood will recruit. Recruit kids from the ghetto. Ghettos and stuff, like, get them well and get them scholarship. But they also get an education, too, so they can actually pass grade, you know, at school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone call in the show right now in Houston, Texas, and explain to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

How Houston's doing it, how Houston did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did Houston come back from the dead to be what they are right now? Because they're awesome.

[Bobbo]

So last year there were two in 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it start with Briles? Did. Did it take 10 years to get to where they are now? I don't know. I want you to tell me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to know how the Houston Cougars, the step by step summary of how they got Back on track.

[Bobbo]

Last year, they lost to The Memphis Tigers, 63 to 0. Who did SMU, right? And they lost to the Temple Owls, 60 to 40. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Making John depressed. I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

I'm just reading these. The numbers are hysterical. They have no defense. Every. The average is 40 in the 40s of every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Single comedy bit, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Midshipman 55 to 14. Tulane. Green Wave 49. 21. Damn. 6 to 21. I could tell numbers.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know nothing about sports.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you find that common.

[Bobbo]

I know which size the ball is.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Someone explained this to me because it's bothering me and I need to quit caring.

[Turley]

Ah.

[Bobbo]

They didn't just lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they just get steamrolled.

[Bobbo]

They just get steamrolled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steamrolled. Give me the vin.com if you want to get your car bid. Give me the vi.com. we buy cars left and right. We have a 12 buyers in the other room that are just manning the computers that will email you back an offer letter. What was this stripper story you were talking about?

[Bobbo]

Oh, buddy. No, he told him. We were talking during the break. It was a buddy of mine. He goes to a strip club this week, and he's about to get a dance from one of the ladies. He already gave her the money. He already gives her the 20. And for whatever reason, she decides to tell him that she has Crohn's disease.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crohn's disease.

[Bobbo]

Crohn's disease.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crohn's. Crohn. What is that?

[Bobbo]

Crohn's. That he didn't know either.

[Turley]

He's like, what is it, midnight? You turn into an old lady?

[Bobbo]

No, it's not. It's like if we looked ahead to look it up. It's like ibs. It's irritable bowel. So in other words, she could poop.

[John Clay Wolf]

She could poop on him at any minute.

[Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo]

You tell somebody?

[Turley]

Wait, wait, wait for how much?

[Bobbo]

It's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you talking the line of the day?

[Bobbo]

I got no other to comment after that.

[Turley]

Don't tell me you weren't thinking that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't, but then I'm glad you were. I can make it look like an accident.

[Bobbo]

I just laughed my ass off. She did not. He goes, I swear to God, she did. And so the whole time, all he's thinking is, she's shaking that thing in his face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is.

[Bobbo]

Is he going to drop one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Strippers are just weird.

[Bobbo]

What is the point of that? What are you looking for sympathy? Are you looking for the what?

[John Clay Wolf]

For a prescription?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's not a doctor. He's like. I don't know. Anyway, that was bizarre. I just laughed my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the. You're on there. Is this. Is this a Houston. Hang on. Is this a Houston caller?

[Caller]

Yeah, John, it's Scott. What's the U of H?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, straighten me out.

[Caller]

It actually started with Dana Halberson.

[Bobbo]

What year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Timeline me. What year was that?

[Caller]

Oh, that was. That's been 15 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so 15 years is what it's taken. Go ahead.

[Caller]

Yeah, and it took the alumni, which I'm one just getting mad at the administration and finally pushing athletics back up because there for a while they wanted to shut down all the athletics. U of H, period. Right after. Right after the debacle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Explain the debacle. And what year was that?

[Caller]

The debacle actually started right after I. Right after I was through playing. They caught Yeoman. They caught Bill Yeoman with some NCAA stuff. Like they made him quit. They kind of skirted some stuff. Then they got Jack Pardee, of course, Andre Ware won the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Turley]

What year?

[John Clay Wolf]

What year are you talking.

[Caller]

I think it was 90. I want to say that Andre won the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Yep, that's right.

[Caller]

So commission. Shortly thereafter they changed chancellors funding went to nothing. Couldn't get any new facilities and we just kind of fell off the map.

[Bobbo]

They got the new stadium 10 years ago.

[Caller]

Well, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he's about SMU. Oh no. You're talking about. Right, so. Yeah, I mean, so. So the Debacle was in 1990. SMU's was in. In 8. In 87. So your debacle was three years later.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, more or less.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's taken. Okay, so then how bad. So this is a pretty decent timeline. So what you're saying is if we play all our cards right, we can be back on the map in three years? Three more years.

[Caller]

Three, four. But you're gonna have to get a decent coach and get the alumni to really push the administration to hire the right guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they went through Houston with Art Riles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the alumni have to pay the coach? Did they have to take out outside money to make. Is that the key?

[Caller]

Well, that's basically what happens. The alumni usually guaranteed the football coaches contract. Okay, so. And I know y' all got a lot of high dollar alumni, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what doesn't make sense. I would say that SMU is the highest dollar alumni in the state of Texas.

[Caller]

$Ut. Yeah. Or ut. One of the two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, ut's got such a huge. For private school. Yeah, for private school, yeah. All right.

[Caller]

But, I mean, you're gonna have to get the alumni. You're gonna get the alumni to pay and pick the right guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did Art Briles show up in Houston?

[Caller]

I want to say it was 2000, maybe a little bit after Dana Halverson. Then it was Briles and Kevin songs in between.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kevin Sumlin, who's a good coach, too.

[Caller]

A and M. And then someone. Yeah, great coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. You feel my pain. You get it. You've been trying. Okay?

[Caller]

So, I mean, you gotta stop and think. I played for U of H between 81 and 85. One won. The Southwest Conference was the bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

So we're pretty proud people.

[John Clay Wolf]

What conference did y' all go? What conference are you in now?

[Caller]

The American Athletic Conference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Same as SMU. And you're going to beat them 72 to three in about three games.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's usually not a. Yeah, we're out of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to go. But thanks for calling in. That's what I needed to know. I appreciate. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do about it, but maybe somebody can. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio and I also buy them on givemethe vin.com. give me the vi. Go to giveme the vi.com and we will email you an offer letter on your car. Want to buy it? See y' all next Saturday. Thanks. Locker out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get.