#66 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #66

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Main Theme:
A fast-paced, comedic, and wide-ranging live radio show about cars, sports, pop culture, music, and more, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. Featuring real-time car appraisals for listeners, off-the-cuff banter among the regular cast, playful jabs at current events and celebrities, 70s/80s music nostalgia, satire of FCC regulations, and a blend of straight talk and absurdity that has made JCW a Saturday morning radio staple.

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Episode Overview

This episode finds John Clay Wolfe and the crew in rare form: riffing on everything from aging rockers and radio’s evolution, to sex and drugs in rock & roll, phone scams, Trump and Clinton’s public personas, and, of course, the business of buying and selling cars live on air. The team gives away Texas State Fair tickets with challenging trivia, discusses "safe" on-air humor in a PC world, and maintains a raucous, irreverent tone.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Aging Rockers and the Art of Survival

• The show opens with a conversation about Sammy Hagar’s energetic lifestyle in his 60s (00:51), paralleling J.D. Ryan’s own long tenure in radio.
• Quote:
  “I'm like a roach. I've been around since the 70s in radio and I'm still here. ... I'm gonna be Sammy Hagar when I'm 68 going, ‘Wow, baby, I got no shoes backstage at Kenny Chesney.’” — J.D. Ryan [02:43]
• The gang marvels at musicians who outlast expectations and the odd anti-aging potion of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll.

2. The Radio Industry: Change, Competition, and the “Book”

• J.D. reflects on shifts from creative programming to “book-driven” radio management, poking fun at satellite radio competition and radio measurement systems (PPM, TSL) [01:30–02:42].
• Radio programming described as “like nailing Jell-O to a wall.” [02:20]
• The group agrees there’s “no exact science.”

3. Nostalgia: Radios, Movies, and Early Cable TV

• The crew reminisces about scrambled cable channels and 70s/80s adult movies—“Good old boy porn ain’t like it was.” [07:24]
• Discussion of under-the-radar UHF shows, and Eddie Murphy’s “48 Hours” moment.
• Quote:
  “If I’ve seen ‘Last Tango in Paris’ 14 times scrambled, I might be a kid from the 70s.” — Bob O. [07:05]

4. Where Does the Money Go? (Porn & Advertising Tangent)

• Playful speculation about who actually pays for online adult content and the role of bizarre advertisers (e.g. Clash of Clans) [07:52–08:21].

5. On-air Car Appraisals

• Signature show feature: listeners call in to get real-time bids on cars [09:28+], with the running inside joke that “bidding is for strokes, we want to buy ‘em.”
• John demonstrates haggling live, pushing listeners to use the “John quoted X” line on the website to get the quoted price.
• A recurring $100 CarMax offer guarantee threads through the episode.

Sample Call-in Segments (Timestamps approximate)

• [19:09] – Listener Chris: 2008 Impala SS. After back-and-forth, John offers $6,000 live.
• [25:00] – Kevin, 2006 Silverado: John values it at $3,000–$3,500.
• [26:54] – John in Houston, 2010 Dodge Journey: “It’s $2,500 bucks. I know it sounds too low, but I’ve got a couple...that’s all they’re bringing.”

6. Politics & Pop Culture Satire

The Clinton vs Trump “Brand Wars”

• John draws parallels between Trump/Clinton’s “branding” and Coke vs. Pepsi [15:20]:
• Quote:
  “We’re so screwed up in the head as a society...we wound up with the two biggest brands in politics. Not the best, but the biggest.” — John Clay Wolfe [16:00]
• Suggests Howard Stern schooled Trump on media manipulation and “outrage as a strategy” [14:09–15:07].

Humor on FCC Rules and Safe Topics

• Discussion on what jokes and bits are allowed on air: “You just took 70% of my material!”—John, on new PC/FCClimits [119:13]
• Team bemoans “super PC world,” poking fun at the line between edgy and safe.

7. Radio Trivia & 80s/70s Music Memories

Led Zeppelin’s Starship Jet – Texas State Fair Tickets Challenge

• Trivia question thread (38:13–47:36):
  • Q1: What was the name of Led Zeppelin’s famous touring jet?
  • Q2: Which major 70s artist used it next?
  • [47:34] – Listener “Austin from Dallas” wins: “Starship” & “Elton John.”
• Cheeky musical discussion: album cover strangeness (Elton John’s Captain Fantastic, Zepp's Houses of the Holy, Queen's Jazz).

8. Prank Calls and “Service Warranty” Scams

• Bob O. pranks telemarketers offering bogus car warranties, asking if “bulletproofing” is covered for his “drug dealer truck” (57:08–59:11).
• Hangs up after disclosing his “profession.”

9. Audience Interaction & Regional Banter

• Calls from all over: Texas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, as listeners get car bids and try to win trivia.
• Running Oklahoma vs Texas “rivalry” ribbing:
  “Only steers and queers come from Oklahoma. Which one are you?” — John Clay Wolfe [129:47] Playful, regional trash talk persists but always lands with a wink.

10. Fantasy and Character Bits

• Notable guest parodies:
  • “Tony Romo’s Dad” in thick accent, telling wild football/canoe/fishing stories (87:03–92:19).
  • “Alicia Machado” (Miss Universe/Miss Piggy bit) and “Randy the Chipmunk” deliver comedic interludes, straddling political commentary and absurdity.

11. The Fall Used Car Market: It's a Slump

• John details the brutal fall market adjustment:
  • Only diesel four-wheel-drives have stayed strong.
  • “Stuff I gave 18 grand for two months ago is 16 now. It just is.” [71:45–72:45]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On radio programming:
  “Programming radio is like nailing Jell-O to the wall. It just moves.” — J.D. Ryan [02:20, 02:27]
• On on-air jokes and FCC: “You tell a bunch of gay jokes, you’re gone.” — John Clay Wolfe [119:04]
• On car values: “If I could just sell all of them for NADA [Blue Book], I’d be so rich.” — John Clay Wolfe [71:04]
• On political spectacle:
  “We wound up with the two biggest brands in politics... It’s Coke vs Pepsi.” — John Clay Wolfe [16:10]
• On buying/selling cars: “We’re not low-ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 trucks...you can do it from your underwear.” — John Clay Wolfe [28:48 et al.]

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Notable Segments with Timestamps

Aging Rocker/Radio Banter

• [01:03–03:06] — Reflections on Sammy Hagar, aging, radio survivor's mentality.

Real-Time Car Buying

• [19:09, 25:00, 26:54, 40:43+] — Live call-in car appraisals.

Music Nostalgia & Trivia

• [06:00–06:43], [38:13–47:36], [104:07] — Heavy Metal, Led Zeppelin, Elton John, 70s/80s pop.

Political Satire (Trump, Clinton, Stern)

• [13:31–16:10], [63:01–66:00] — Trump's “Sternian” persona, Clinton health jabs, “zombie vote” bit.

Telemarketer Prank

• [57:08–59:11] — Bulletproofing request derails warranty scam.

Character Comedy

• [87:03–92:19], [110:17–112:34], [145:27–151:07] — Tony Romo’s “dad,” Alicia Machado, and Randy the Chipmunk segments.

Open Discussion on PC Culture and Radio

• [118:58–121:47] — How “safe” radio has changed the show’s tone.

Sports

• [67:46–69:32, 151:26–153:56] — College and NFL football weekend, Cowboys, Texans, Saints.

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Final Remarks

The episode delivers on its promise:

• Irreverent humor, inside radio/auto industry talk, and audience engagement.
• The unique blend of auction room intensity, 70s/80s nostalgia, and sociopolitical lampooning creates a “Saturday Morning Live” atmosphere for listeners wanting fun, freewheeling content.

End quote:
“Saturday morning cartoons for these people. We’re Saturday Morning Live. That’s our gig.” — John Clay Wolfe [121:37]

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Quick Reference: Important Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | Notes | |-------|-----------|-------| | Aging Rockers/Radio Industry | 01:03–03:06 | Hagar, Jello, programming vs books | | Porn/Advertising Riff | 07:41–08:21 | Who pays for it anyway? | | Car Bidding | 19:09 | 08 Impala live call | | Political Satire (Trump/Clinton/Stern) | 14:09–16:10 | Pop politics as branding | | Trivia (Zeppelin Starship) | 38:13–47:36 | Zeppelin’s jet and Elton John | | Warranty Scam Prank | 57:08–59:11 | “Do you cover bulletproofing?” | | PC Culture/Radio | 119:02–121:47 | How on-air humor has changed | | “Tony Romo’s Dad” Bit | 87:03–92:19 | Absurdist storytelling | | State Fair Trivia/Game Show | 79:23+, 96:49+ | Difficult 70s/80s TV trivia | | Car Market Update | 71:45–72:45, 78:30–78:41 | “The fall adjustment is real.” | | Football Weekend | 151:26–153:56 | TCU, Cowboys, Texans, Saints, etc. |

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For New Listeners:

• Expect rapid, uncensored give-and-take blended with sharp industry insights.
• Car buyers, music nerds, sports fans, and comedy lovers alike will find something to enjoy—just don’t take it too seriously.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Mike Turley]

Mike check one, two.

[Bob O.]

Hey, hey.

[Mike Turley]

It's the only thing I know to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[Bob O.]

Hello, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Pablo.

[Bob O.]

How's it going on the morning?

[Alicia Machado]

Hello.

[Bob O.]

It's going to be a great day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael, what are you doing?

[Mike Turley]

I'm just living life. Loving life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it's gonna be a great day. It's a fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every day is great. J.D.

[Mike Turley]

To be alive.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so funny. I was listening to no Shoes Radio on XM series, which is Kenny Chesney's channel coming in. And Sammy Hare. Sammy's like in his, what, mid? Late 60s? He's nutted, crazier than ever because he's backstage with Kenny Rogers.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, let's go. I got no shoes, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. I want to be like him when I'm 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeez.

[Mike Turley]

Terrestrial radio loves that you're listening to XMJD.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I'm just doing it to get content for this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all I'm doing anyway. Sorry, man.

[Bob O.]

I'm glad you talked about that, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? I just think it's cool that somebody that age can be still just crazier than hell.

[Bob O.]

I'm just glad it wasn't me, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bob O.]

Because one. Because you can hear the speech I get for stuff like that.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah, If Baba does it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why Baba?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Satellite radio.

[Bob O.]

I think the suit's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you talk about satellite radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. That's like. Really? That's like saying, I got a TV in my house. How dare you?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many.

[Bob O.]

How many PPMs do you think they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Picking up on there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord, zero.

[Bob O.]

What kind of TSL you building over there?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, the world is so true. I don't want to talk about the radio world because I've watched it go from programmers. No, I gotta stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no.

[Mike Turley]

There's no figuring out of it. There's not. There's not an exact science.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there isn't. Of course not. It's like nailing Jello to a wall.

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Programming radio is like nailing Jello to a yellow. To the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just moves.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's constantly going to move on you and it changes. And I've worked for some just amazingly crazy but creative programmers, and then I've worked with people that go out Go buy the quote unquote book. And it's just those stations rarely last.

[Mike Turley]

But you're a survivor, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am, man. I'm like a roach. I'm serious. I've been around since 70 something in radio and I'm still here. All the people I worked with, it's weird when you start seeing them die and you start seeing them retire and die. You're like, hey, I'm gonna be Sammy Hagar. I'm gonna be in my 68 going, wow, baby, I got no shoes backstage at a Kenny Chesney concert.

[Bob O.]

You're a rock and roll man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't know about that, but.

[Bob O.]

Rock and roll man, I don't wanna.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to have that attitude when I'm that age. What's wrong with you, Johnny Football?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're roach, man.

[Bob O.]

We should fire you up, D.

[Caller/Listener]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forgot I said the word.

[Mike Turley]

We should see if Johnny can stop by the show today at some point. That'd be great.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, it'd be awesome.

[Mike Turley]

He's in school, he's at A M right now. We could probably get a hold of him.

[Alicia Machado]

What's he.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is he trying to do at A and M? I mean, is he going back to get a degree? So he got a job.

[Mike Turley]

Maybe because he's can't play football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you imagine? We should, we at some week we should have him come in and do a interview for a job. Have him sit down and do it. Do an actual.

[Mike Turley]

His dad's in the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Johnny would be perfect for this. For working at Give me the vin, so. Oh, that'd be perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do they ask normally in job interviews? Like, what do you. Where do you see yourself in five years? Why do you like this job? What do you think about this corporation? Yeah, they do, don't they? Answer those.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but not, not at Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, is that, Is that what you guys ask?

[Mike Turley]

That's the first thing John asks.

[Bob O.]

Have you ever lived on the West Coast?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, it's funny. Have you ever done drugs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday. Oh, hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late. The food lines were, were just a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out there. You could leave the house earlier and probably avoid that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's just not as dramatic.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true. It is fun when we don't know if you're going to show up or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in the Starbucks line and, you know, I was honking and bitching at everybody. Come on, hurry up. Keep it moving, Radio. Keep it more important. I'm sitting There in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

At the window. They do know who I am. I've been going there before this show for years.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you've told them who you are?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, they know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they. They sniffed it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

They know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's like, aren't you supposed to be on the ra? I turned it up in the car at the drive in. I turned up the radio. I said, my show just started. We need to hurry. I need to get there. You're worse than me about going to. I've spent Dolly Parton and Kenny Chesney, Kenny Rogers and Branson at the Gay Pride Festival. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You were really listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sammy Hagar, man. God, what a life. And he's. You would think the way he's lived and the drugs and the alcohol, that he would just be a mess, but he'. He just. He's just cooking.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was. He actually admitted that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He goes, I've been drinking a little too early. Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

He came out on stage. I'll quit talking about next. I'm serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he acts like a drunk. I think that's his shtick right now. Just act like a drunk so he can sell more to kill.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're right. I think you're right. Yeah. Absolutely. Toby Keith does that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what's your story, dog?

[Bob O.]

The Red Rocker, man. Sammy Hagar. When I grow up, I'm gonna be just like the Red Rocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, I know you just love it when I throw one at you, but if you can come up with heavy metal, I'll list. Listen to it. Okay. You can probably sing it better than I. Bob. That's what. That's just a good. He's 68. Was that Siri?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that was Siri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavy metal man. In the weirdo cartoons of the movie. Remember that? What year was that? 78.

[Bob O.]

Heavy metal? Yeah, 79.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was like a wall. Pink Floyd, Wall animated kind of weird thing.

[Bob O.]

Well, no, you know what it was. It probably was 1980, because I think Steely Dan had already broken up. Donald Fagan had a track on that album that was a great soundtrack.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I watched. We had HBO or Showtime back then.

[Bob O.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you had to have a key to get it turned on and off on your tv. Right. When cable TV first came out, you could order View. It was View. View.

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there was a key that you turn on your tv. And I was about eight. There you go.

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a shock.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they had dirty movies at night time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. But they were scrambled if you didn't have the key.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you had the key.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you had the key. Well, I had to look at the scramble and every once in a while you could see a boob.

[Bob O.]

Dude, I've watched.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know if you've ever tried to get your business on with a. With a scrambled picture. Oh man, it takes about three times as long.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, no, it really can't ruin your eyes, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It might be a kid from the.

[Bob O.]

70S if I've seen Last Tango in Paris 14 times. Scrambled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God, that's funny. That's so funny.

[Bob O.]

View.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so true. View. And then what was the other one? Electric Blue or something called Electric Blue on one of the channels and they came out on uhf. Kids won't have any idea what we're talking about. Uhf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good old boy. Porn ain't like it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

It sure is, man. You can't go and get nothing free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bob O.]

You remember Eddie Murphy looking in the window in 48 hours? What these bitches watching damn television Change. Been in jail like four years.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a question about that. While we're on the subject, briefly. It's early in the morning, only the cool kids are up. Who pays? Because the porn business is billions of dollars. Who pays for no one.

[Mike Turley]

I can't imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well they must because he's still in business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're bringing an income from some source.

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who pays?

[Mike Turley]

Why? Advertising.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not the pimps paying, but yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Advertiser.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never bought any. I mean not that I've looked, but I've never bought anything from one of those websites.

[Mike Turley]

I mean if you're on like you porn and Clash of Clans advertisement pops up there. I mean that's. That's really disturbing, isn't it? Not that I know that, but Clash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of clans is who's ultimately funding that young lady's work ethic. Work?

[Mike Turley]

I think so, yes.

[Bob O.]

Or art. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that's how it all rolls down here?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

S Rolls downhill and even does.

[J.D. Ryan]

I used to know a guy in the business and I. We actually called him and ask him, but he's dead.

[Bob O.]

Except I've never seen a pop up for glass glands.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even know what that is, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the one with the big boob gal? What's her name that's so hot that did the video War of Worlds or whatever. Kate, Kate, Kate. Oh, turn it up, man. It's the. Hang on. We gotta give Sammy some time. That's heavy metal for those Of y' all who didn't know what we're talking, we gotta. We gotta slow walk it forward for the youngins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know. Well, that's the funny part about when he's in front of the Kenny Chesney fans. They don't know who. I mean, they know who he is, but they don't know his early stuff at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the singer for Van Halen? Mom had a crush on him.

[Bob O.]

Red Rocker.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Red Rocker.

[Bob O.]

He's a bad motor scoot.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard so many stories about Cabo down there and his party. Party activities.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio's the call in number. If you call in, I've got a special little twist to our gig. I'll actually bid your car on the radio.

[Alicia Machado]

Oh, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about that year, make, model, miles. Oh, wait, hang on. I gotta listen to. Sammy's got more. So, like, if you call me on a 09 escalade with 770 on it and I give you, you know, 18 grand or 20 grand or something like that, I have to look it up.

[Mike Turley]

Like actually give them money.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy cars. We buy several hundred cars a week. And I'll buy them from you too. The company give me the vin.com is what powers this show. So if you call in 800, 800. Yes. You can pick up your cell phone now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've even got a cool phone number. Radio.

[Bob O.]

800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year, make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles. And I will. I will give you a bid that's on the radio show. They're good for seven days. Our give me the vin. Buyers will email you an offer letter to confirm it. But yeah, for those of y' all never heard us before, we do that too. What were you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just saying I looked up to see how old Bill Clinton was.

[Caller/Listener]

He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the same age as Sammy Hagar, but he looks like Skeletor. Well, that's the difference between, you know, 50 years of rocking and 50 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill Clinton might have got a little touch of the old HIV from his exploits. You think it could have happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, anything could happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it could happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's possible, but he's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys got some tail over the years.

[J.D. Ryan]

50 years of being an evil political leader versus 50 years of rocking and drinking tequila.

[Mike Turley]

Or the stress of being a president. I mean, that could be it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Being a dark, evil person.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's got a touch of the hiv. Dog can I tell you.

[Bob O.]

Can I tell you a true story? And this hardly ever comes up, and I swear to God, I won't bore you, but I used to do public service work with a group called Keep Yourself Alive that was founded by Brian May of Queen after Freddie Mercury died. And they had a very strong active local chapter in Wichita Falls years ago. And after a couple of years of this, their director came in and said, well, we can't get funding anymore. A recent study has shown that heterosexual men just, by and large do not oftentimes get hiv. And we can't get funding for the. For the organization anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heterosexual. Well, I'm not claiming that Bill was nothing but a heterosexual.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can get anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got something, dude. What's he got? Age. That's what it is. He's got aids.

[Mike Turley]

Age. He's old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same age.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Turley, Clinton is out there. Did you not see him swinging at those balloons like a. Like a. Some like Special Olympics of meets a old folks home?

[Mike Turley]

He's just happy. He doesn't have the stress of the world on him anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. He's got something, dude. He was all whacked out, Bob. Did you see it at the thing when he was. Balloons. Balloons. It's like the loons from on Golden Pond.

[Bob O.]

I think probably Hillary. And they say this happens 50% of. Of presidents of the United States after they've served and done their book tours and built their libraries. A lot of them drink too much. There's no. I just drink too damn much. It's not the way that you or I drink too much on purpose. Drinks to feel good. They're just, you know, they're still cocktail partying, man. Hanging around. Oh, there's kissing to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

It wears on you when you, you know, sell your country to a foreign leader.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looks like he's 88 years old, man.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out there. He's out there. He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we can even talk about the debate.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will later. Oh, it's fun. Yes, we care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, the TV audience was a lot less than they expected. In the top 10 list, Casey told me, is actually the top 10 reasons why people did not watch the debate.

[Mike Turley]

That'll be interesting at 10 o'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock. Yeah, that's 10 o'.

[Bob O.]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you this. I've listened to Howard Stern on and off since I started driving. Yeah, I started driving when I was 15. That was 87.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got in trouble a little bit ago for talking about XM series, but go ahead okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Stern ran for governor back in the 80s. I wasn't an avid fan. I've just been in and out, a little bit casual. There's. I. I firmly believe that when this is all said and done that there will be somebody's gonna admit. Tell the truth. You know the backstory, the Rolling Stone article that Howard Stern was coaching him along this line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coaching Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump. Why? Because this shtick that Trump is pulling, that stuff where we keep saying to ourselves, what the heck? Why won't he just shut up? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't. He's already got this where he needs it. Why didn't he just shut up?

[J.D. Ryan]

So how is this helping him if.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is weird psycho babble polarizing tweets. Stern created this and it worked for him. And I really think that. I think he's his secret messenger dude.

[Mike Turley]

Wait, you know why Stern did it, right? For publicity brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Trump didn't need.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he learned how to control the executives and the public and the. In the media with this crazy shtick. And this is Howard Stern 2.0 is what this is. And it's very odd because it's in such a high profile political position, which makes no sense because Trump wasn't this polarizing and damning before he started running for president. If you think back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he wasn't also in the public eye every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. But he had plenty of.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had opportunities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. What were you saying?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Say anything he could do to get his brand out there. That's what he's about.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just see the difference between being a kind of a cutting edge talk show host and trying to be the president of the United States. Are two different worlds.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Coke versus Pepsi, man. You've got Clinton. That's a brand. That brand has been built over how many years?

[J.D. Ryan]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Started in Arkansas. Yeah. Was it 30 year brand or 30? Okay, 30 years and you've got Trump. That's a brand name. If either one of them did not have that brand name, they would not be here in the poll. Absolutely would not be here in the poll position. Yeah. Poll position. This is Coke versus Pepsi. We are. We're not voting on. We're so screwed up in the head as a. As a society that. And so beat down with in votes and advertising from porn sites like Turley's been addicted to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

No, I'm not addicted to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wound up with the two biggest brands in politics that. Not the best. Not the best, but the biggest. The biggest that would come up, man. It's really. I know that sounds kind of hippy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that kind of makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's deep, man. It's really deep, man. Hey, I'm going to go. I'm going to go take another pull off of my one here and I'm going to think about this and I'll be back in just a minute. Money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O.]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf.

Quid quote pro Clarice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What LP and year is this song from?

[Bob O.]

Quid pro quo pledis. Hello, Clarice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know the year. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quid pro Bob 1980 rock 1980.

[Bob O.]

It's a diver down, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sure think it's diver down. That's a good one. I think I was insane.

[Bob O.]

Women and children first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, is this diver down or women and children first?

[Bob O.]

Good trivia question.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is back when they were good.

[Mike Turley]

Be a great trivia question. Do we have anything to give away?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of trivia questions, we do have stuff to give away real quick. I've got some state fair tickets for you guys in Pennsylvania. I'm not flying you down here.

[Bob O.]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for you guys in Oklahoma, you know Arkansas, they can be down for the Texas OU game. These are worth 20 bucks a piece. Arkansas anyway, this is more Dallasy but Houston people, I guess. Can they. They live in Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got something to give away in Houston. Tickets to war.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll do that in a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about you not tread on my lawn? How about you not track up my lawn?

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad.

[Mike Turley]

You see that big snake that he's got on a banner here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen junior?

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's the Caribbean question. Here it is and you can answer it on the John Clay wolf show Facebook page. John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page or call in right now at 800-800-7234.

[Bob O.]

You find that page at www.facebook.com forward/jcwshow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's making it confusing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we need to do it now? Hang on. Let's get all the people. Let me bring one real quick. Chris Ward, 08 Impala SS with 74. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice. On a scale of 1 to 10.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S about a 7. There's a little bit of paint damage on the body, but where? Front clip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Front clip. Are you a rebuilder? Most people don't use the word clip unless they're in the trade.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I did auto work for three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of auto work? Like rebuilding salvage cars. Auto work.

[Caller/Listener]

Come out to your house and fix your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When I hear front clip, I think of, we want to buy the whole front clip. We'll just clip the frame rails, weld it on. We'll sell it. Wash title through Arkansas.

[Bob O.]

Now this guy does house call.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 was 74. Does it.

[Mike Turley]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? It's an Impala ss, which is. Is good. What color is it? Silver. And you said it's a. It's a. It's a seven. On a scale of one to ten.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a seven. I'd give it a seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does six grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Six grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked a question. I didn't make an offer. I asked a question. I'm being tricky. Does six grand buy. Okay, well, I like the miles, and that's average mmr. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

It does not have a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It does have the power heated leather seats, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see this paint damage, what it's going to cost to fix it. But, yeah, 6,000 is. Is what I feel comfortable with at this level of our relationship. So if you go to givemetheven.com and say, John offered me 6,000 on the air, here's the pictures. That'll buy it. Or 6,300 will buy it or whatever will buy it. We don't like bidding cars. We want to buy cars. Yeah, bidding's for a bunch of strokes. And the only person who's a stroke in this room is Billy Squire when we play him. Yeah, we want to buy them. We want to do business. Just talking about a bunch of damn numbers. Yeah, I mean, no, I hear you. You said you've done this. You know, you've been in doing work. Did you want to go around to people's houses and bid their Cars bid their jobs all day, or did you want to actually do stuff?

[Caller/Listener]

I've had to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, too. I know. So, anyway, my point is, we will bid your car for free. That's what we do. But we sure want to buy them. That's what we're here to do. So work deals with us. Give me the VIN dot. Come. Is this the guy from Pennsylvania that sold us his diesel and backed out? Nick, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the dude? Because, I mean, I've never seen a Chevy Cruze diesel in my life.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they just started making them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the guy in PA that sold us this car, then backed out?

[Caller/Listener]

Did I? I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Pennsylvania?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm from PA. Have you ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gone to give me the vin.com?

[Caller/Listener]

I think I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe.

[Caller/Listener]

That is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you have, too. Did you, like, did we offer you eight grand or something? And you wrote back, except. And then, like, we, like, got drivers to go to your house to pick it up, and then you wrote us a note, said, oh, by the way, I'm not gonna sell it now.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not.

[Caller/Listener]

You give me the. I went on the website, and it didn't go through. So I figured somehow it didn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hang on. Because, see, I saw all these. All these notes that said the guy crawfished on us. Hang on. I mean, nonetheless, even if you are busted, like, you were gonna take a better deal that you thought, and they didn't pay, and now you're. Now you're showing back up at our house, like, smelling like cigarettes and alcohol and asking if we still love you. We still love you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're still in a good place where.

[Bob O.]

They gotta never do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll still buy it.

[Mike Turley]

Buy my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have. I'm looking up Nick Fletcher, and I'm not getting it anyway. Go to givemetheven.com, load it back up, Nick, and we will buy it. But this time, when you say accept, and we say, do we have a deal? And you say, yes, please make good on your word, because y' all expect me to be good on my word when I say, you know, I'll give 20,000. I gotta be good on my word. I need y' all to be good in your word. But, Nick, I'm glad you called in, because this is a perfect example of. Of setting the bar for the day. And we're gonna. And thank you for calling in. And we're going to buy your damn diesel cruise. Is he from Mexico or something? Where else? Diesel Chevy cruise.

[Mike Turley]

That's two. It's big in PA I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars for givemetheven.com. bobbo JD Ryan, Mike Turley. Beer till noon. Everybody wants a guy in the car business. A friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you in offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy? Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let it flow. Let yourself go slow and low. That is the tempo.

Now back to the John Clay WOL. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf. Show.

Me. Grab a couple cars. 06 Silverado, half tone with a buck and a half on it. Kevin is a crew cab.

[Caller/Listener]

That's single cab, short bed, two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a work truck. Like a mail delivery truck or a good looking truck.

[Caller/Listener]

That's a good looking truck. So Emerald Green. It's LT cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it six or eight cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

It's eight cylinders, 4.8 automatic.06.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's three, three grand, maybe 3, 500.

[Caller/Listener]

That's about what I figured. I was trying to see how. How upside down I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com Elliot and 08Expedition with a buck 57 on it. That ain't me man. Too mild out. Too old. Thank you. Who this be?

[Caller/Listener]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey John, where you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston's a big place. Where are you from in Houston?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm currently like Missouri City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

2010 Dodge Journey.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

129. Say 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what year was that one we bought with 129 on it last week. Is it 10? It didn't bring anything. I don't even remember it. I got crushed on it. Is it leather cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Just regular cloth seating. It's the sxt, fully loaded. It doesn't have a sunroof but it's got the, you know, the onboard screening with.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 2,500 bucks. I know that sounds too low, but I've got a couple of them and I've sold a couple and that's all they're bringing. I'm gonna hang up before he cusses me. Let me do one more. 800, 800 radios to call the numbers. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to bid on your car. Trevor 15, 3/4 ton. 29,000 miles for leather cloth on the Dodge.

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too many questions to ask about this one on air. It'll take too long. Can you go to givemethe vin.com? put the VIN and the pictures in and I'll email you an offer letter.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Where are you calling from? Is that what, What? What Oklahoma celebrity lives up there? Somebody.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just you. All right. Yeah. Go to. Give me the vin. That goes for everybody. Go to give. Beasley. Give me. Give me the vin.vin.com. load your car in there. We will get you an offer letter sent out on it. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we send you 100 bucks. We're top buyers. Will do in and outs with your dealership if you're buying a new one. If they hit you at 10, we hit you at 11. We can get you the 11 through them. Just ask them anyway. It's a neat little service. We do a lot of business. Givemetheven.com Morning. Morning, Judy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, straight off, I gotta say, kind of a shout out, I guess, to Paul Schofield. He sent me a message here on Facebook, Paul Show. He's the buddy that's listening right now. He works in the oil field and spends a lot of time in his truck. The ticket in Dallas is my main station one of the week. But on the weekends, you guys rule.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rule.

[J.D. Ryan]

I realized he's asking about the ratings. How we doing? The ratings? I wish you guys had a Monday through Friday show. Just wondering. Thanks, Paul. Thank you, Paul. That was very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do well enough to move from the Eagle to zps.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Yes, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a funny story about ratings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, ratings. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a different station somewhere else. In another land. Elsewhere in Alaska. The station we're on in Juneau.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob O.]

I love that station, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Eskimo rock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I've listened to it when I was on a cruise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their. Their. Their slogan is I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo puntang is mighty cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, Eskimo rocks. They. The PD was Freaking out at Eskimo Rocks because the ratings were bad during our time slot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We just started on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We just started. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And to come to drill in on it, they realized that they were looking at the wrong ratings book that we hadn't even started.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the survey time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It takes a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

We hadn't even gotten on yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Takes a while to get the numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had not gotten a good, solid feel off of those damn Eskimos yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right. So they were. So they were yelling at you about a book that wasn't us.

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just told him it was Yellow Snow man.

[Bob O.]

Right. Surprisingly, that's. That, you know, rhyme was not created by Eskimos who still don't use poontang as a part of their regular vernacular. Nope. They still call it Love them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Love them, love them, love them. Have you ever had any Eskimo poontang?

[Bob O.]

Baba? I'm gonna go home. Right. And old I may please and get some Love them. Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is an Eskimo?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a. Basically. Okay, I'm going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know it's a human being. It's a mammal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know, but I'm going to have to look it up. I believe it's an Indian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think we need to build another wall to keep all those damn Eskimos out? Oh, no, no. It's a. You know. What's the difference between an Eskimo and a Mexican?

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe it's an Indian tribe.

[Bob O.]

Indigenous native.

[John Clay Wolf]

70 degrees. That's the punchline.

[Bob O.]

In the extreme northwest of the North American continent.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's dead on. A member of an indigenous people. Indigenous people inhabiting North Canada, Alaska, Greenland and eastern Siberia. Traditionally living in by hunting and by fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are half Eskimo.

[Bob O.]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's that possible?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're half Danish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do they live in Canada, Alaska, Greenland, or eastern Siberia?

[John Clay Wolf]

Greenland. Denmark owns Greenland.

[Bob O.]

They got kind of those Chinese eyes, those John Lennon eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of. Bob was actually not wrong a little bit. They've got a touch of the slant. The Ho Chi Minh trail. Well.

[Bob O.]

I wasn't trying to say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't think anyone was, but they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know what you're saying, man. So my wife is.

[Bob O.]

It's a slippery slope.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a Danish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Danish, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Danish isn't just a pastry served in a donut.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not. It's a people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And my sons are half Danish. When I say she's Danish, I mean she was over here visiting when I met her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. She was visiting from like that article.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said, A 20something Danish national. She's a 30something Danish. But anyway, now.

[J.D. Ryan]

But not when you met her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her aunt. Wait, her great aunt. Her grandmother's sister's the hot chick from Abbott.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Okay. And you get money from Abbo when.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every once in a while she gets a quarterly check from the Abbo deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Which is cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

They still make money.

[John Clay Wolf]

So abba's got some Eskimo in it too, man.

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that ABBA was Eskimo music?

[Bob O.]

I can kind of see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not Eskimo music. No.

[Bob O.]

You can kind of hear it in her accent when she says, come on, give me a break, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Bob O.]

She sounds a little bit elusive.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So Denmark is Scandinavian. So all those hot blonde darks, the reason they're all so good looking is they got that damn Goldilocks skin. Right. But that's that touch. Eskimo. That's because they're down a few lateral lines. Longitude lines.

[Bob O.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Greenland.

[Alicia Machado]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're. They're Viking. True blood is. I'm just telling you, this whole Eskimo Scandinavian thing, and for real, if you're making it up, I can't tell. I'm just telling you. Okay, so Bobbo nailed it. My kid, he's got that little something in his eyes. Yeah, just a little.

[Bob O.]

Just a little something said Eskimo man this morning. Saturday morning travelogs being brought to you by givemetheven.com yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And gains burgers and electric blue television.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want one of those Eskimo sweaters. Why? Because they have these like thousand dollar sweaters at those Eskimo. It's cold up there, man. I'm a hip.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So they. They've got these sweaters that are really good looking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In. In Greenland.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That those Eskimos wear. And I told her I want one of those. She's like, they're like two grand. I'm like, well, well, I want to start saving up. We can use the ABBA money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Get the ABBA money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-007238-00800 radio Joshua. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Mark, Just had a quick question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, George. Phil. Phil McCracken, you're on line three.

[Mike Turley]

Who is Mark Joshua?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just FYI, we don't know who Mark is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you got confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go ahead and bid his 04. I think he's a 94. He's calling for Mark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dodge Viper. Hey, Mark, how you doing?

[Bob O.]

Hi, Mark. Good to meet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got everybody so screwed up, they don't even know my name anymore. Eskimo Johnny with the half Mexican, half Chilean kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. This is Mexican station.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's got station. He's got a 94 Viper with 50 on it. I'll hit it at, I don't know, probably 18 grand. But Mark may give 19.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Mark. Mark is kind of a.

[Bob O.]

He's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a one upper prick.

[J.D. Ryan]

He always does that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad, a 95, a cord LX with 63. It's got good miles, but it's just too damn old, man. Wow.

[Mike Turley]

Mark is an actual mile there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Brad. It's just too old for what I do. I think it's a thousand dollar man. I don't even want it. It's. It's good kid car. It's good. Craigslisters. Not me. Where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah. It's just too old. I mean, if it's a Viper, I'd buy it, but it's a Honda. How much will 500 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oops, I hung up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay, we've got to do this game to give away the state fair tickets. State fair of Texas. By the way, I know we're on a lot of states. This is for state fair Texas. It just started. So you can call them with your answers or you can go to the JCW Facebook page. JCW show. John Clearwell show Facebook page. What was the question? What is the name of. Give me a Led Zeppelin music? What is the name of Led Zeppelin's touring private jetliner? And. And because that's easy to find if you just want to google it up. What other big artists at the time leased it for another tour? For their own tour? So two questions. What's the name of Led Zeppelins Jumbo jet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Private jet, which was the first of its time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Touring plane. And what other artist used it within the same time in the 70s?

[J.D. Ryan]

Answer both questions to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you win, you get a pair of state fair tickets which is 40 bucks.

[Bob O.]

Two part question, two part question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook or to call in or Mark Or Mark.

[Caller/Listener]

Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the name of Led Zeppelin's private jet? And who else used it for their world tour?

[J.D. Ryan]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have you got today?

[Bob O.]

I wonder who he thought you were. Dude, I don't know Mark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who he knows, who knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just Mark Turley.

[Bob O.]

You had such a dry tone earlier when you said, well, Houston's a big place. Where are you from in Houston? I got a prank call this week. Yeah, I didn't mean to. But where I work, you know, I'm in a production facility a lot of the times, and we get telemarketers just, I mean, balls to walls sometimes. One after the other. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

On studio line.

[Bob O.]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob O.]

Yes. Constantly on one of the business lines. I'm in the building by myself, all right? And they called, trying to sell me warranty service for my vehicle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fair enough.

[Bob O.]

As long as it had less than 50,000 miles on it or something. It's a scam. You know, you can't do it. So I managed to get them on tape and record him. We've got that we can play for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I would like to hear that. Is it funny?

[Mike Turley]

Yes, it's in two parts.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good. It's really.

[Mike Turley]

He actually pranked two people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the question is two part. What is the name of Led Zeppelin's touring jet and what other artists used it at the same time? Josh. 2011 Kia Sorento's got to be worth seven grand. All right. With 82. With 82. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. Just go to givemethevend.com My name is John Clay Wolf. Be back. Uno momento. Four, four. Foreign.

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

We have a good morning, everyone. We're joining a lot of new affiliates.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf won't know what we're talking about. For those of y' all are just turning into. We put out a feeler a minute ago for the Texas State Fair tickets. We're giving away a pair right now. You can go to the John Clay Wolf show and answer the question or call in 800-800-RADIO. And the question is, what was the name of Led Zeppelin's private touring aircraft? A and a two part question, because a lot of people have that. What famous act used it in that same time frame for their world tour? Key.

[J.D. Ryan]

World.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keyword. World tour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have a couple of answers here. David, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

The Zeppelin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

And was the band Queen?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, and neither one is correct. But thank you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Crowley.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense. I live in Crowley. I live right out there by Crowley to too. I live in Johnson County. I'm a joco mofo. Steven, good morning. You're on the air. Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

Is it. The band is Deep Purple and it's the Starship.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Zeppelin called the plane the starship.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. That is correct. The band that took it for a world tour was not Deep Purple.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deep Purple hired it for a US tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep Purple. Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

1974. Hey, glad to help you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's back. Yeah, Deep Purple took it on their. On their.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's not a wrong answer. It's just not. There was a US tour. You're asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

World tour. So, Stephen, you don't get to go to the Texas State Fair. Actually now you're banned. Oh, no, no. Dan, good morning. You're on there. What have you got? Dan? Lieutenant Dan, you there?

[Mike Turley]

Dying at Diane.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here. What you. What's your answer?

[Caller/Listener]

It was Deep Purple in the Starship. But I guess the purple is not the world tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were the US tour. But you. Did you google this up or did you know it off off of your belt?

[Caller/Listener]

I did not google it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you. Where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

I am from Pennsylvania. I actually called last week to praise you guys for making my Saturday morning amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Thanks, Dan. I don't know who this is. Who are you and what. What are your answers? Because our call screener is about 20 calls behind and not loading the answers on the deck. Good morning. Who's this? I don't know who this is either. Let me bid a car Real quick, Jeff. A 13F 350 XLT. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

70,000 miles, 817 area code. Cloth. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

8 inch lift pro com. 37 inch tires. R20s. You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

That redneck truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's cloth, it's not leather.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

You spent all that money dressing it up and then put leather in? That's interesting. Well, you know, I need to see it. I need to see it. I need to see it. I need to see it now.

[Caller/Listener]

It is a long bed with a fifth wheel hookup in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a dually.

[Caller/Listener]

No. Single wheel drive, single reel?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Can it be bought in the 30s?

[Caller/Listener]

Mid to upper? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'll probably Get it bought. Go to GiveMeThe Vin, the vi n dot com. Put the Vin number in, put the pictures up, tell us what you'll take for it, because you already know what we're thinking, and we will get this bitch bought. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll make the payoff. Who's the payoff with what bank?

[Caller/Listener]

Wells Fargo.

[Bob O.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That takes about three weeks to get title and we'll get her done. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Thanks, dude.

[Bob O.]

Hilarious. There's a hilarious little story about. I don't know if they're the answer to the trivia question. So when this is all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

I'll tell you something I just read on Wikipedia about that plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go ahead.

[Bob O.]

Okay. The Allman Brothers were one of the bands that. That chartered it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Boeing 7 3. Is that what it was?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a 707.

[John Clay Wolf]

707.

[Bob O.]

Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

720, but it looks like a 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a commercial jet airliner that was customized as a tour bus with wings and is bad to to the bone. And there's a picture of Zeppelin with like four black Cadillac limousines walking in front of it. Says the starship Led Zeppelin. And they're walking up the deal and they have all fur coats on. I mean, it was just the epitome of glam rock and roll when the.

[Bob O.]

Allman Brothers charted the plane. They found welcome Allman brothers written on the surface of the plane's bar in lines of cocaine when they boarded.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard that story.

[Bob O.]

Welcome all and brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was Stevenson Pruitt.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 723 4. A 2012 King Ranch with 92. Does it have navigation? Sunroof Mike?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it does not neither.

[John Clay Wolf]

No nav. No roof. Does it have a long bed? It's an F250. So it's a short bed, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 26,000, 27,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to buy it. Yes. I gave. Yeah, I mean, I'll give 20. I'm backing it up. It's a solid 15. It's. It's really two grand cheaper. Those two ads that nav and that roof are two grand or a grand a piece, which sounds real weird, but it's true. So if it had nav and roof, I'd be 29. Back it up. Two dimes for no nav, no roof. I'm 2727. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, let me chew on it.

[Bob O.]

Can I.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Can I call or can I go to the website or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I just want to buy it. Can you sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, do you have a title? Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

There's payoff. But you got equity, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got some uppity in you. You got. Is the payoff lower than what we're talking about?

[Caller/Listener]

A little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I graduate check for the difference. I want to get it bought. Loaded on givemetheven.com. tell me what it takes to buy it, and we will get it bought.

[Caller/Listener]

All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Thanks.

[Caller/Listener]

Thanks, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no one has won the damn deal yet.

[Bob O.]

You want to throw a hint for this thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gay.

[Bob O.]

The artist who used the plane for his world tour during that same era was once known as Captain Fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a terrible hint. That just gave it away. Like, I mean, the gay thing was broad enough that it could have been a lot of people, but you just might as well said his name.

[Bob O.]

I don't think so. Not everybody knows a gay guy named.

[John Clay Wolf]

Captain Fantastic that likes to fly around with robes.

[Bob O.]

He wrote songs with his. His songwriting partner who was known as the Brown Dirt Cowboy, right? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they had an album, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

With their new hit record, the Hershey Highway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop. Okay.

[Bob O.]

You know they had an album called Captain Fantastic, the Brown Dirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn the mics off. Mike, turn the mics off.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know what just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what. What's his name was. Chris Cornell was singing about all that time, I Am the Highway. Cuz when he went over there and he learned how to sing, he was their boy, cabana boy. And that's why Chris Cornell sang I Am the Highway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to ask you one more time. Time. Back on the highway. Get straight. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Re all gay. I already told you they're gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even in the ditch anymore, man. You know, in the desert, kicking up dirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play on the highway and listen for the clues.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Bob O.]

Freud said we're all a little gay sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beverly Horton. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we keeping you entertained? Cuz everybody's mad at me?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, you are keeping me very entertained.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I've got Beverly on my side.

[Bob O.]

I don't need J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fine. I'll just sit over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bev, what's your answer? What's the name of the Airplane? Who is the band that took it on a world tour? Besides Zeppelin?

[Caller/Listener]

I'M gonna say Starship and Almond Brother band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Starship. Yes. Almond Brothers used it, but they did not take it on the world tour. And they didn't have their name on the side like this gay brown dirt cowboy did. So we're gonna keep working. We're gonna figure it out. You didn't want to go to the damn state fair anyway. You're just having fun, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too much walking. Who wants to go do all that walking?

[Bob O.]

Often times during, hey, honey, I'm taking.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kids to the state fair. Hey, honey, I'm sick.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't go. Seriously.

[Bob O.]

Often times during their tenure on the starship, they would land the craft on a yellow brick road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he really wasn't much of a Jetman. He was more of a rocket kind of guy.

[Bob O.]

He's a rocket man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, we're gonna do it. Let's just throw it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm a little kid looking at album covers in my big brother's room. And I'm looking at that Captain Fantastic Midnight Cowboy album cover. And have you ever looked hard at it? Yeah. There is a record player in there with legs and a butt and it's pooping.

[Bob O.]

Hold on a sec.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to call BS on this? I'll fight you. Because I remember dragging it into my mom's room and saying, this is weird. What's up with this? Why is this record player have a butt and pooping? So just look it up. Google God. Finally, a guy named Austin from Dallas calls Austin. Where you from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just guessed. What's the answer? What's the right answer?

[Caller/Listener]

Starship. And it was Elton John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that is good, Austin. So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put you on hold, and you can put the. The screen dude's gonna grab you and you can go up to iHeartRadio Dallas and get your tickets Monday morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds good. Well, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have to google it or did you know?

[Caller/Listener]

I knew the plan and then once you guys gave the clue, I kind of gave it away kinda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Thanks, Austin. Thanks for listening. I'm gonna put you on hold, grab him and get his info so that he can get paid or get. Go get his tickets or whatever it is. What were you saying? So, Bob, are you looking at the album cover now?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, I don't. I don't see no record player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's like a. It's like a table, right? With. With a record, a high table. It's very trippy psychedelic art. It's got legs and on the top where his head should be is an album and it's a record player and it has a butt and it's pooping and it's on Elton John and the Brown Dirt Cowboy inside album cover. It's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop, Please stop.

[Bob O.]

I'm. I'm looking for it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's there, man. Just how long ago did you eat those shrooms? It'll show up in a minute. It's there, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's there.

[Mike Turley]

About 30 minutes. It'd be like, oh, I see it, man.

[Bob O.]

We used to love to do that before the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to get Austin's number, pick it up and get Austin's stuff so you can write it down so we can give him his tickets. How many times I gotta say something around here? God damn, I'm fixing to crack the whip on you people.

[Bob O.]

Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

With the kids climbing the rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's kind of weird too, because open.

[Bob O.]

That up and look at it from afar and like think images. We're gonna jump out at us.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna give more tickets away and have another trivia in the 10 o' clock hour. Wait, 9 o' clock hour and then 10 o'. Clock. Hell, we're in 9 o' clock anyway. Yeah, we're gonna do this again in a minute. But at 10 o'. Clock. I've got one, Bob. I've got a trivia, man.

[Bob O.]

I see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you thought I was kidding. Wow. Is it exactly as described?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, that's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a. What do you call that? Half man, half horse. Yeah, it's like a Nimitz Simmons Centaur. But it's a record player.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, he's got a record player head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he pooping?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, he's got pebbles, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Sure is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we stop? Just stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Bob O.]

It's an amazing piece of surrealist art though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on a second. 15 Chevy LTZ dually. I just missed you. Go to the website givemetheven.com we really like this. We've been buying a lot of four wheel drive diesels lately. That's been our. The market's good on them. Market's been kind of iffy. Four wheel drive diesels have been good and we're strong as hell on. Go ahead, Bob. What?

[Bob O.]

It's an amazing piece of surrealist art. Wonder who created that album cover, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bob O.]

It's really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news, Jenny?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just singing, man. Here. Well, let's see here. Let me put up some newers for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is that good. I don't care if he's Martian. I don't care what he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Elton?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's that damn good. Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw him in concert a couple of years ago. He's just. He's still amazing. Except for the 15 minute rendition of Rocket man he did. Dude, really? We got it after about six. Stop it. And he just. You know how that goes on and on and he just wouldn't stop. All right, if you bought bottled water recently. Have you bought bottled water?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, people that buy bottled water, especially if it's Aquafina, are they getting a good deal? You may want to think twice. No, they're not, actually. In a shocking reveal, shocking to no one, the Pepsi Corporation has now admitted that Aquafina bottled water is not purified water, even spring water. In fact, it comes from their tap. Turn the water faucet on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that illegal?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Well, actually, they have been forced to change the labeling now in small print. Will say, it just came out of the tap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why it's such a good deal?

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but Aquafina is the cheap one. No, that's the Nestle.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, the Nestle is the cheap one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it comes out of the syrup.

[J.D. Ryan]

God knows where that comes from. So buy some. But there are some good bottled waters. I like smart water. I drink that one. Let's see here. What else we got?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a joke of a guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Drinking bottled water.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 30 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way back in the day, there's a guy on the side of the road selling smart pills.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smart pills.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this fella comes by and he's like, how much for them smart pills? Like $5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, dude. Get a good deal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure they work? Yeah, they work, they work, they work. So he said, all right, we take three. Nope, I'm too smart for that. So he sells them for $5. The guy leaves, two days later he comes back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, hey, satisfied customer, these ain't smart pills. These rabbit turds. See there, buddy, you're getting smarter already. We'll be back in just a minute. I beat Carmax offers to the extent that I will pay you a hundred dollars if I don't beat your Carmax offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy [e-mail] go to givemetheven.com push your information. We will email you an offer. If you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're gonna mail you $100 check. If you like money, you're craz on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

This is like the beginning of the use of drum machines. Step one.

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a little background electronic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder whose idea it was in Devo to say, hey, let's take these weird plant planters and put them on our head upside down.

[Mike Turley]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I was gonna say they did something at a party one time. I went, you know what? That's kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wore these buckets on her head. These guys were famous for about eight weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a ton of 80s bands that were good for about eight weeks.

[Bob O.]

But where did you. Where did you first see?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, there's just so. There's so many. I was in, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had about four good years in them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, for the Die Hards. Yeah, they definitely tapped into some nerdy whip.

[John Clay Wolf]

It obviously. Did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, yeah, they had me this song. You know the song? You bet. They had a lot of hits.

[Bob O.]

They're Working in the Coal Mine.

[Mike Turley]

Better than Pretty Good. You ever heard of the Vapors? Remember them? I'm turning Japanese.

[J.D. Ryan]

I couldn't tell you who sang it.

[Mike Turley]

My son heard that song for the first time, and he kept asking. He's like, okay, what were they before Japanese? Why are they turning Japanese all of a sudden?

[Bob O.]

Japanese?

[Mike Turley]

He's like, this is weird music. Well, son, in the 80s there was a lot of weird music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob O.]

Was turning Japanese? I really think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's not what that song is about.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Romantics with their drum, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know what the song's about?

[Bob O.]

Which one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Turning Japanese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't tell me. It's a. It's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here, I'll. I'll demonstrate. Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly what it's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, that's exactly what it's about before.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a song about self gratification.

[J.D. Ryan]

No reason to go there.

[Mike Turley]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

It doesn't have to be, though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, now go back and listen to it. We're in 2016 talking about all this crap that JD was actually the DJ for back in. When they. When he when they were being released. Craig, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[Bob O.]

How are y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All? Good, good. Just having fun. How long you been listening? This morning? I heard.

[Caller/Listener]

Actually, I just got on. Had to take my kids to a music lesson.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have to get your kids out of the car. Hey, kids, I'm gonna drop you off with a 7 11. I'll be back in 30. 6F. 150 King Ranch with 150 on it. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

It's two average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man, it's the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the miles in the. The 54 tickets. I mean, they've all got this damn 54 timing chain slap on the front of the engines and Is that engine noise? I mean, I get these things arbitrated all the time at the auction when I sell them. Arbitrated for engine noise? Five, four tick. I'm like, they've all got five, four, tick. Well, in the NAA rules, it's turned down for engine noise. So then I have to resell it, and I have to say engine noise, and everybody's scared to buy it anyway. Will seven grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm.

[Bob O.]

I'm.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm closer to ten, to be honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a payoff then?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's why. So we're not fighting the market, we're fighting your payoff. I get you. Are you going to buy something new?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Okay. No, I want to buy. I want to buy another Ford, you know, newer model.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I can't get there, but go ahead and load it into givemetheven.com and I'm going to push it to a buddy of mine that sells new forts, and he might be able to bail you out of the negative equity. Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Before we went to musical interlude a while back, we were talking about Bobbo got a call this week from a warranty. Was it a car warranty?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, they're trying to sell service warranty.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all these people are calling saying, hey, just FYI, you've got five seconds left before your warranty expired. You know, the window to put a warranty on your car goes out. Well, first of all, they're lying, right? They're just selling insurance, right? Yeah.

[Bob O.]

And they don't know you or your car. They have no information, by and large, when they call.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, they're. They're hustlers. Call room hustlers.

[Caller/Listener]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were you were crafty enough to hit the record button?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you. We need more of that in this.

[J.D. Ryan]

In this group, in this world.

[Bob O.]

I try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear. You want to set it up? I don't know anything. I've never heard it.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, well, the phone rings. Now, this is one of those where you have to press a couple of prompts to get in, you know, rather than have them turn you down. So I press the prompt to go forward with the call.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello, My name is Maria. I am the representative in charge of your extended coverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hello there, Maria.

[Bob O.]

How you doing today?

[Caller/Listener]

Good. And yourself?

[Bob O.]

I'm doing better. That old boy there couldn't hear nothing. I don't think he's paying attention. I think he's probably high.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Sir, are you interested in hearing your options today on your 2015?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, I need to make sure y' all cover what I need. Okay, sir, here's the main thing I need. Do y' all provide bulletproofing?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[Bob O.]

Do y' all provide bulletproofing?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't think any warranty company provides that down here.

[Bob O.]

I'll tell you what the deal is down here in Fort Worth, Texas, and I'm a drug dealer.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, sir, it looks like you're not interested in hearing your options.

[Bob O.]

Well, I am interested in my options. I'm telling you what I need. I've taken over the neighborhood of this Floyd boy's lives over on Diaz and Como. And he got his boys out there the last couple nights. Been shooting my truck up, and it's hacking me off. And I want to know if y' all have enough warranty to repair that. I went down to Picasso's. They said it's probably $4,000 worth of damage. Now, what's that gonna cost me? Did you hang up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now? I'm a drug dealer.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're no longer interested?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, I'm a drug dealer.

[Bob O.]

That was the second half of the call, actually. The guy I had to talk to to get to her was one of the most. What's the word? Turley?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get there in a minute.

[Mike Turley]

It was slow. We can play that later when we get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear that, too. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. The phone number's 800. 800 radio. Or you can. Can just go right now to Give me the vi n.GiveMeTheVin.com and we'll send you an offer letter. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeThe Vin.com We Beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John clay wolf show and if.

You want to lay it down, stay right here. What's his name? Steven piercy. Is that right? This is a good rock. You don't know this song?

[Bob O.]

Well, no, I know the song. I know the band, but I mean, they're nameless, faceless rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let's listen to the chorus and we'll get to the show. It's a good lick. It's a good look. It's a good look. Mike.

[Mike Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

11 cts. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Sunroof. No navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I've got to go through these real quick. So I'm going to be kind of ballparky. Twelve grand is what my wife.

[Caller/Listener]

My wife just looked at me. This is my wife's vehicle. There is no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof. It's. I think It's. Is it 11 grand? Does that sound right? I think that's right. Maybe 12. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll email you an offer letter. Jerry, an O2F150 lariat with 160 on it's worth a couple of grand. Is it a. Is it a crew cab? Yeah, it's probably three grand with 160 on it. I'm a three grand buyer. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. David, an 09 Tacoma Pre Runner with a buck 14. I know it's worth 10. I think it might be worth 11 and I'll bet I'll buy it for what it's worth. If you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up, we'll get you an Offer letter sent out. Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Weatherford, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weatherford, Texas. Stay tuned. We got a good show lined up. Okay. Rush Limbaugh is on the isdn.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can only imagine what he's gonna say this week considering the he comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

In from Florida via isdn. Rush, you there? Wake up. Get off the loops.

[Bob O.]

You'll notice, look, we're coming down the final weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No good morning. No hey, John.

[Bob O.]

No high rush of this presidential campaign. Oh, well, excuse me. Good morning. Good morning. I may have had too many Vicodins. I don't think this early morning. Yes, you must see the balanced breakfast, John. David.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Rush. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Mark?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bob O.]

President Barack Obama. And this comes from my friend Alex Jones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

From infowars.com?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bob O.]

Look, the truth is coming from sources.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

That we wouldn't normally believe.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like Alex Jones.

[Bob O.]

If he's correct. My friend Alex, he kind of makes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's your friend.

[Bob O.]

Sometimes we share a Vicodin or two that I believe in the evening or grown ass men.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you are.

[Bob O.]

We can enjoy our off time bigger. President Barack Hussein Obama said that if zombies fail to turn out to defeat Donald Trump, he will consider it an insult to his legacy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob O.]

I don't think now he watched the polls. Obama famously captured 95% of the zombie vote in both 2008 and in 2012. And he sought to transfer his huge majorities to nominee Hillary Clinton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Zombie vote, really?

[Bob O.]

Unfortunately, when the press recently caught up to her on her campaign jet, it was only eight in the evening and reports wondered whether she was drunk, high medicated, or in the middle of another stroke or simply trying to keep an even keel to avoid transforming into a giant green rage monster. One broadcaster stated that, quote, hillary came out looking like a zombie last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

And immediately the hashtag zombiehiller had gone viral.

[J.D. Ryan]

That I believe. Now this, you may laugh I did this.

[Alicia Machado]

But look.

[Bob O.]

Hillary had written off half of the Trump vote last week as the basket of deplorables, you'll remember. Yes, beating even the 47% of voters Mitt Romney wrote off in 2012 as uninterested in his program of massive capital gains tax cuts. That would leave John David. Yes, zombies as the only voting block still in Hillary's camp. Even African Americans have been wavering as Trump has courted their vote, asking them what would go more wrong. President Obama is suggesting that slavery might qualify to answer that question. As yet, the zombie vote is the only thing that could save Hillary at this time. So remember your zombie rules.

[J.D. Ryan]

The rules.

[Bob O.]

Double tap, my friends. This took courtesy of the Excellence in Broadcasting Network El Ruspo talent on loan from God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love him. Love him.

[Mike Turley]

He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He loves him. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So high.

[Mike Turley]

Zombie vote.

[J.D. Ryan]

Zombie vote.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's huge, dudes. What's he do? Percocets.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does Percocet.

[Bob O.]

I think he likes them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, I've done Oxycontin. When I was in the hospital.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heroin is what they call that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was in the hospital and they gave me oxycontins, I was hallucinating.

[J.D. Ryan]

My. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Squirrel Nuts off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, that's really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not like hydrocodone, because that hydrocodone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does nothing to me either. But Oxycontin. I had a. People had balloons in my hospital room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, this was when I was a kid, actually. Now I'm thinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had my appendix removed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Balloons.

[J.D. Ryan]

They gave you oxycontin as a child?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, not. Not as a three year old.

[Bob O.]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were like 13. I was injured.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the balloons in my hospital room, they turned into Martians and they were going to shoot at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I yanked my IV out and started going down the hallway screaming.

[Bob O.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if this guy's, like, hanging out on Oxies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what he was doing.

[Bob O.]

Hence the zombie vote.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all makes sense.

[Mike Turley]

That does make sense Now.

[J.D. Ryan]

And in a while, he weathered that whole storm. I mean, a few sponsors dropped out, but really, for the most part, he kind of weathered that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bob O.]

I thought he was very classy about it, actually, all joking aside, I was listening the day that he confessed to his audience.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bob O.]

You're gonna hear some things. Let me tell you. 95% of it's true. Here's what I'm guilty of. I'm gonna be away for a while. I will be back. This isn't the end of anything. Appreciate your concern.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Mike Turley]

Amazing when you admit to something and just kind of like, all right, yeah, I did it. Move on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wouldn't it be nice if people did that in politics?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or in sports. Where does. Bryant won't admit that he's injured. Wow.

[Mike Turley]

You know, isn't that crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's very odd. It's. He's an emotional guy.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Oh, he's very emotional.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't somebody get busted for drugs or something? This.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah. Greg Hardy. He's a former cowboy. You know what? Cowboy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Former cowboy hasn't been.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that didn't count.

[Mike Turley]

He had a little cocaine on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas playing the Titans this weekend. Yeah, Manny. Down in our bar down in Houston.

[Bob O.]

Without that J.J. watt.

[Mike Turley]

NFL weekend's okay. The college weekend is the man. It's unbelievable this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we watching ball this afternoon?

[Mike Turley]

Yes. There's ball all over the place. I mean, Michigan versus Wisconsin. The night game is the best one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is it?

[Mike Turley]

Louisville versus Clemson. Number three, Louisville number five, Clemson. Best two quarterbacks in the country. Heisman. I mean, one and two Heisman guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Saturday Night Football. Saturday night, I will be sitting in a bar with a large schooner of beer where the beer is turns into ice on the side and going down the sides. Oh, yeah. And I'm going to be watching that.

[Mike Turley]

TCU's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honey, if you're listening, get a sitter because we're going to go to some bar and watch that game.

[Mike Turley]

TCU, it's at 3 or 4 o'. Clock. Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

TC is gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're gonna get beat.

[Mike Turley]

I know. I hate to say, I bet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 last week on something. Did I lose?

[Mike Turley]

Yes, you did lose. The Cowboys. You said the Bears would be the Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. And thank God they didn't.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

Wait, what did you call that?

[John Clay Wolf]

10? It was 10, wasn't it?

[Mike Turley]

It not just 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob O.]

Did you say the Cousin bowl?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, the Kissing Cousins.

[Bob O.]

That's brilliant, man. TCU versus Oklahoma. The cousin bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eagles versus the boys in the end of October. I think it's October 30th is going to be the game if they stay on this track.

[Mike Turley]

NFL. Yeah. That'll be the big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will be the Hate bowl and it will be a good one.

[Bob O.]

The Rookie bowl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they ever put the camera back on Tony Romo? When he's standing there, he's got to know that this is the end.

[Bob O.]

End.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, D's looking good, he's moving forward. They're not struggling, they're winning. And he's got to be standing on the sideline going, I'm done. I'm done.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, there's a little bit of bitterness, you know. Tony's dad's in the green room. We can get him here at 10 o' clock hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope Tony Romo's dad has become a all time fave celebrity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's coming today. I got some calls here. I'm too lazy to look them all the way up. I just want to hit him quick. Gary, a 2012 GMC Canyon. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's two wheel drive. I called you a couple months. I called you a couple of months ago on this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I mean, I've talked to 5,000 people since then.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I called you a couple months ago, and you said, you give me 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can guarantee you I won't today. The market has shifted. The fall adjustment is in full swing. I've taken more losses than I even want to talk about because it'll get me in a bad mood. But no, you should have sold it a couple months ago. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, and here's what happened. I get. I give you my number, and I started having people call me up or text me. Yeah, offer me. Offer me less than. Than what you had offered.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do I tell? Hey, time, time, time, time. Calm down. What do I tell everybody on the radio? Every single time on the info, say, John quoted X. John quoted me X. None of y' all ever do it. None of you ever do it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just throwing book values. Then we start in, because nobody ever says yes. We always have to negotiate. And If I said 18, they probably said 17. And then you say John said 18. We start looking. Man, that's a lot. I know that's a lot, but that's what I said, and I'll do it. And that's what you got to do when? Anyway. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Michael. A 2011 350Z with 86. Do you have a payoff on this thing?

[Caller/Listener]

I do, actually. I've got 13 left on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that's the problem, is with 86,000 miles on that car, it's gonna. You're gonna be upside down.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the nada looked up, said 17, 18. But see, the perfect condition. 19 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I hear you. And if I could just sell them for nada, I would be so rich.

[Bob O.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This would be the best radio show ever.

[Bob O.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Bob O.]

What does that spell, though? Nada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we'll email you an official offer letter.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Nada. That's about right.

[Bob O.]

That's good to catch a punchline, Turley. I'm giving you pearls here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Jack.

[Mike Turley]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack?

[Mike Turley]

That's not Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was just getting warmed up.

[Bob O.]

Where you from?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know. Somebody voices and Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this guy calls it three months ago, and he's Wanting to wear me out because. Because he didn't sell us his truck three months ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it changes. As you've said, dude, October is the bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been saying this for 10 years. I've been saying for 20 years, but I've been sitting on the radio for 10 years. The fall market adjustment is real. The only segment of the market that I've seen that has driven through it so far is diesel trucks. Diesel four wheel drive trucks. They have not gone down. Full size trucks as a whole are pretty much unaffected. But like Kias and Scions and normal stuff and edgy miles and muddy colors and just blah cars, they, you know, they've come down $2,000 stuff. Something that I gave 18 grand for two months ago is 16. It just is. And we base our bids and our offers off of current market value because we sell hundreds of them every week to dealers and an auction format. And you guys don't want to feel the losses that I've been taking for the past three weeks. It has been no fun. You got 20 grand in it. Brings, you know, auctioneer dips it down to 19, no money. 18, no money. And I'll scream at him and just dump it. He'll go to 15. You got 20 grand in it. And it climbs all the way up to 17. Three. You got 20 grand in it. What do you do? You got all the bidders there. You sell the damn thing, lose your $3,000, go the next one. Same thing happens. I mean it's been, it's been tough, but I've been doing this a long time and we always work through it. Now keep buying them. You just got to buy your way through it. Make it up in volume even if you're losing. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Top 10's coming up. If you watch the debate, a lot fewer. A lot fewer people watch the debate than they expected. They expect 100 million plus. It was still good. It was still about 75. Between 75 and 80 million, which was good, but. Yeah, but a lot of people didn't watch. And we have the top 10 reasons why. Maybe you didn't want to see the debate.

[Mike Turley]

I wonder how many people actually watched all the way through. I bet you half dropped about 15 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I watched parts of it. I couldn't stand the whole thing.

[Mike Turley]

You're not an American, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

There'S a story about somebody who the. They were screaming in their apartment and the cops were called because they thought it was a domestic dispute. The guy was Just screaming at Hillary on the tv.

[Bob O.]

Weird stuff happens. I threatened to cut a guy's ears off on Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe that. With you. I totally believe.

[Bob O.]

I'm telling you, that's the whiskey talking, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

I didn't mean it like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a 3am tweet from Donald Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Donald Trump said I was smart for not paying taxes, I understood what he was saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did, too. But that's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That don't. The zombie vote doesn't get it. And. And if he just shut up. Yeah, if he just shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had so many opportunities.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd be okay, but he can't shut up. And I. I've said it earlier today. I'm telling you, I think when this is said and done, the truth's going to come out. And Howard Stern has been his political advisor.

[Mike Turley]

That'd be great. And in my cabinet. Howard Stern.

[Bob O.]

How many times has he been on the Stern show, though?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, a hundred.

[Mike Turley]

He was at his birthday party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk. I mean, all this weird stuff he keeps doing. Get up in the middle of night and tweet and about fat girls and sex tapes. It's all by design. And he's getting that from Stern because I've listened to that shtick for 30 years, and there's no question who's developing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so funny. And you're probably right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership, get put in a headlock and go through the wringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Does this sound weird to y'? All? It's a little muddy. A little muddy. It's kind of like the car market right now. Little Candio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, Andrew a 14 Titan SV with 33. Is it two wheel drive or four? It's two wheel drive, about 18 grand. Go, give me the vin. Load it up. Let's look. Give me the vin.comtim13f150xlt cloth with 174 wheel drive. Is it a 6 or an 8 cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

8 cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 2 tone paint or regular? And is the shifter on the column or in between the seats? Cheap1, but it's got great miles. 17 on the miles, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid to low 20s. Go to givemetheven.com and I'll email you an offer letter. Mid to low 20s on that one. This one real quick. I want to grab Andrew an 11 Toyota Rock Warrior. I'm not familiar with that package. A rock Warrior?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. It came with the steel wheels and it has the Bilstein shocks. It's total black, you know, inside and out and man, it's only got like 28,000 miles on it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 5, 7 or 46 in engine?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 5, 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big back door or the small? Back door.

[Caller/Listener]

The small, you know, it's the, the crew or extend cab. Not the crew cab, you know. But it's a badass truck, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it. I still want to put some wheels on it because steel wheels just don't bring good money. Even though it goes along with what the package is. Again, I hate to be so vague, but it's mid-20s and it's going to take me too long to figure out exactly where to bid it. So do you mind going to givemetheven.com so I can email you an offer?

[Caller/Listener]

No problem, man. Actually, I'm not looking to sell it, you know, I just kind of wanted to get an estimate of, you know, what it was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 20s. Mid 20s.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Because you know, I paid 30 for it, you know, and it's paid for and stuff. And like I said, I got it when I got back, you know, from Afghanistan and you know, it had like 6, 000 miles on it. My dude couldn't afford it no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you in the service or were you private over there?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, I was in the service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks for your service.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey man, thank you for your support and I'm glad it's over.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, see you later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to Jesus. Loading and give me.

[J.D. Ryan]

So has the slide this the. The fall slide and prices stopped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're at the bottom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no tail.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took me a Long time to answer that. Yeah.

[Bob O.]

No kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're at the bottom of the market. They ain't going anywhere but up from here. 08 GMC Yukon Denali with 128. Is it a long one or a short one? Chris?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a long. Love the shows, guys. Y' all doing a good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Spring, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spring, Texas. How long have you been listening to us? We've been down in Houston for six years. Or did you just pick us up when we moved to the Buzz or did you know us from the ESPN days?

[Caller/Listener]

It's probably about six months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. That's when we added and. Oh, does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes and yes. And it's got the power boards, runners, you know. Yeah, the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a 12 grand entertainment as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 12 grand buyer. 12 grand buyer. Thanks again. 800-800-7234 is where you call to get a bid on your rig or just cut the radio thing out. Go. Give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. Casey Kasem is in the house.

[Bob O.]

Casey. Daddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, it feels good to be alive. Well, sort of. Hey, the presidential debate really didn't draw as the biggest TV audiences they expected. So we have the top. Actually, we have the top 11. It's a bonus today. Top 11 reasons people did not maybe watch the debates. Now we'll start off with number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

It didn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all gotta get that straight.

[Mike Turley]

Let's try that again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. You've been putting off that colonoscopy and figured it'd be less painful. Number 10, you wanted to wait and read Donald Trump's tweets about how he really won really bigly. Number nine reminded you of the Alien vs. Predator movie poster. Whoever wins, we lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

The only debate you ever cared about, really was that one between great taste and less filling. Number seven, if you wanted to see two old people bicker, you just go to the bingo hall. Number six, you prefer to wait for the unbiased. Hey, you prefer. You prefer. Prefer a more educated way of selecting who to vote for the Ouija board. You were Bill Clinton and didn't want to tie yourself down on a night Hillary wasn't going to be home. No point in watching since cnn, NBC, CNN and every other newspaper said she won two weeks ago. You're Brad Pitt and you were busy filling out joint custody paperwork for 187 children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like all Democrats, you were busy telling the rest of the world what to think. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were Bill Clinton and figure Hillary was gonna be out that evening.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the next one? There's a VP debate. Monday, I believe. Or Tuesday.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then there's another one, the vp. Who even knows who they are.

[Bob O.]

That could be a big laugh, though. Yeah, maybe a laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be on the Comedy Channel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[Bob O.]

It's like if you put Alfred E. Newman and. And Hitler's top number one guy on a stage together.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the Comedy Channel should do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carry the presidential debates live in like, do input from commentators.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, like they do. That'd be great.

[Bob O.]

Actually, something interesting. Bill Maher did tweet live during the debate on Monday night. He had some hilarious stuff to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he? Is it on Facebook? So I'm gonna watch it next time.

[Bob O.]

It's on Twitter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Twitter, okay. Hey, you know, it's funny you mentioned this. 7% of voters this came out this week have lost or ended a friendship because of the presidential race. 45% of Americans have gotten into a fight over the election with a friend or a co worker. And 38% of Americans have argued with a friend. 10% have actually argued with people at work.

[Mike Turley]

Is that friend like in Facebook friend?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a lot of people have. There's no numbers on how many people have unfriended people because of their political views. And isn't that the whole point of America to be. Have different views?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, Supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposed to be Steve Lewis up in Pennsylvania. Good morning. A 13 Fiesta with 23 on it's worth five to six grand. You there? Five to six grand on a 13 Fiesta with 23. Probably leaning more towards the five. I just need to see it in the VIN number. Can you load it up on our site? Thanks, man. David Ritchie and. Oh, five Volvo S40 with 103. These are the best? Yes, sir. Cheapest, safest, good kid cars on the market. I don't know why they don't bring any money. Used with 100 grand on them, they're worth nothing. It's stupid. It's ridiculous. I want to give you four grand and I'm wondering if I'm going to lose from four grand. I'm serious.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, who do I take it to first?

[John Clay Wolf]

You go to give me the vin.com so I can look at the pictures. And make sure it's not a piece of traffic trash. And go to get.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a couple blemishes, you know, it needs maybe 500 and body work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then we got to back it up, back it up, back it up. But. So we're going to be leaning more towards 3. But go to givemetheven.com load the pictures up, take pictures of the damage. Say John bid me at 4 on the air but he didn't know about the issues. State the issues. We'll get it bought, get it paid for. Thank you. Real quick, one more. Michael. A 2010 CTS V with 105 on it. Is it the four door, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm guessing at 13 grand. But I'm gonna look it up while I'm talking to you. What were you. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I know these things sell used all the time for around 25, 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a hundred thousand miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

I understand, but it also has a built motor and about 800 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand that too. And I there. I'm 100 grand on the clock. It's gonna be go to givemetheven.com but I'll bet you our bid, once we research it is going to be 18 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

So I thank you. There. What is it? That the motor's only got about 15,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that. That is awesome. And we announced that when we sell them. But it's weird. It's still got 105 on the clock and the bank's only going to lend on the miles that are on the odometer. It's going to help, but it's not going to hurt it. But it doesn't make the difference that you think it would.

[Caller/Listener]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, Tony. Romos, dad's here.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he's in the green room. You want to get him in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, bring him in. Before we do that. Hang on. Before we bring him in here, go ahead and go get him and let him know he's coming. I want to start this. Let's do this 80s TV thing and get that rolling because I need to give away some more state fair Texas TV thing. So we've got a clip of TV show music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Theme songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Theme songs. There you go. I love those. And if you guess them in order, then you win a pair of state fair tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you going to play the whole thing or just clips?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just play. Let's just Start.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, you ready?

[J.D. Ryan]

Away.

[Mike Turley]

The last one's a little bit longer.

[John Clay Wolf]

The last one is very abstract. I think I'm going to have to throw a mulligan out there to guys that get everything. But the last one.

[Mike Turley]

You're going to do it one more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the second to the last one is pretty tough too. Those first three are.

[J.D. Ryan]

I only got the first one and the last one. I know what those.

[Alicia Machado]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did know the last one.

[J.D. Ryan]

The old pervert. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So call in 800-800-RADIO and give us the names of these television shows from the 80s and you'll win a pair of state fair tickets.

Marshall, will and holly.

Dream cannot be spoiled. It's simply must sustain the truth.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is sex and cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, baby. Oh, I'm sorry. I got lost. Lost in the last one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how Many are there? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Adolescent memories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring Romo's dad in here. We'll talk to him and then we'll start answering these calls and see who won.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gotta be sad.

[Bob O.]

Where was the Buenos dias, Tony, Romo's dad, Senior Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, El Lobo to you.

[Bob O.]

How are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am Jud.

[Bob O.]

I'm Jud.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? How are you?

[Bob O.]

We're fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Tony? What's the deal with him? Is he well? Is he fat? Is he skinny? Is he ready? Is he gonna come back? Or does Zach attack? I mean the DAC attack take him down?

[Bob O.]

Well, at this point, you know, he have been six weeks that Antonio have rest his back. Yeah, and he fall prey to it. A wild pack of son of beach bastard New York Giants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, let me. Let me. Let me stop. I don't think I gave the number out to the listeners. For the TV theme guests, it's 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. Sorry, Mr. Romero. Go ahead.

[Bob O.]

You may leave me a message or maybe I call you back sometime. He said he wields much better. My son told me he tired to stay at home and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken all of the day and practice to throw footballs. So he decided to accompany his teammates to an outdoor adventure. I begged him, no, Tony, please. Just to stay put. Don't endanger yourself or your friends. But he say he had been in pocket too long. So he and his friends take a trip from to Rochelle's canoe rental on the lake of the King Possum. No, on the ride canoes for 22 miles on the beautiful Brazos River. He share a boat with Dez and you know, my son, ever since he was league quarterback, he have repeatedly injured himself on those he loves around him.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has hurt himself a lot.

[Bob O.]

He is wearing accident probe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

As you can see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's because his mother is Polish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

Unfortunately, you married her. And so for days to sit in front of him while he tried to cast with a rod and a real. Yeah, he's very bad idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they were in the same canoe.

[Bob O.]

Yes. Yeah. Tony catch many fishes and turtles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

And he always throw them back, of course, which is very good practice for Tony. But as he reeled them into boat, he accidentally slapped DEZ right across like a basa. With every single one. And then he catch an alligator guard, as you say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

With the long titty mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those are scary.

[Bob O.]

And before he can throw it back the guard, he get away into des side of boat. And he bite Des in back of his knee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob O.]

Just like you or I would. A delicious quesadilla. And all of the vaqueros come to help, but none can get the guard to let go of poor Des. And Tony began to throw things at the guard. First, he throw his tackle box.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

And then many cans of Miller Light.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob O.]

The official bureau of the Dallas Cow boys. Then his backpack and his boots. Wendy guard finally let go of Des. Brian. Tony snatched a battlefish. And he throw him 74 yards down the river where he is caught by 10 time pro bowler Ronnie Lot.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, it's interesting.

[Bob O.]

Of the Franz Francisco 49ers.

[John Clay Wolf]

He intercepted his fish. Yes.

[Bob O.]

This was his first interception of the season. And Antonio was so devastated. Thank goodness he and Greg Hardy have same prescription.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob O.]

For he is sad. And the guard he biting and he scratched. There's no play football this week.

[Mike Turley]

It makes sense why he didn't show up for the mri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O.]

They say because he fall down. But his wide receiver, he fall down all the time. It was the guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Tony threw.

[Bob O.]

So we asked Tony to please stay at home and rest your back because you will need it when Dak Prescott.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

Where's his little babby pants?

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me recap, Mr. Romero. Tony and Dez go fishing on Possum Kingdom Lake. He drug in a gar. It bit Dez's leg. Leg in the canoe.

[Bob O.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurt his knee. Tony some was throwing things to get rid of it. And then he throws the fish 72 yards out into the lake to get rid of it. And Ronnie Lott stepped in and intercepted. And that was his first interception of the season.

[Bob O.]

He happens to be an avid sportsman as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O.]

And the Fish would not let go of this. Not even Jason Whitten could make him let go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was Jason's birthday party last weekend?

[Bob O.]

He was very good. He was 64.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not 64.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob O.]

No. This is what he says when he has 64 candles. Why would he do this?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to giveme the vin.com. i will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

1035. For those of y' all who don't wear a watch and listen to the radio to get your time. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Big College football Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Janet Clay, W. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Jenny, Bryan. Morning, Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mike, Curly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, yo. Hey.

[Mike Turley]

This one goes out to all those peewee football. The Texans out there. A little shout out to them games coming up next. Yeah, football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's plugging his son's pee wee football team.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you.

[Mike Turley]

I know they're on the way to the game right now, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just trying to be Coach Turley, man.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I gotta coach him in any way I can. If I can't be there at the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bobbo, I'm making an observation. Kind of like Randy the church monk makes your hair. Y' all mentioned this last week, but today I really noticed. Are you putting hair straightener in your hair?

[Bob O.]

You didn't hear about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob O.]

Yes, I did. Because, you know, I've been cutting my hair really short for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because when my hair is that really.

[Bob O.]

Short, it's naturally curly, okay? So I get a big afro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bob O.]

Like, don henley in 78. You ever see him playing, singing at Hotel California, shake his head for? It's not a good look for me, okay? So I want me. I want long, beautiful hair, man, like. Like Paul Stanley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? All right.

[Bob O.]

I may even paint a star over my eye. So I bought this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your hair looks very flat. It looks like it's been ironed.

[Bob O.]

Well, no, I don't do that. I did buy an old black lady hair straightener.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob O.]

Yeah, African Pride brand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you serious?

[Bob O.]

I wouldn't make that up. This is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can make up a lot of stuff.

[Bob O.]

You can Google African Pride Hair Straightener, and you will see a picture of the box. It's green and white. It's got a beautiful Nubian queen on the front with beautiful black, straight hair. So I put it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

And they send you a tub of cream stuff, and there's like, a bottle of activator. Like a bottle of this herbal infusion stuff will dry you out, man. So you put it in. And my wait time was supposed to be 20 minutes for my, you know, texture of hair. I got about 14. And listen, it got hot, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

Have you ever seen Malcolm X with Denzel Washington when he gets his hair straightened? I mean, it got hot. So I had to abort the mission. So I hop in the shower and I get it out, and sure enough, it was straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob O.]

Last week, it was really, really straight. The more you wash it, it kind of goes away. But I gotta grow a little longer before it can really work. And I burned my scalp a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's a good look.

[Bob O.]

It feels much better today. Lucky. Luckily, Tony Romo, Greg Hardy and I all have the same prescriptions.

[J.D. Ryan]

African Pride Olive Miracle Leave in conditioner.

[Bob O.]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When bits fail, it's called a fail. And I think we had a bit that failed a moment ago when we did the TV theme show. We had no guesses, which means we made it too hard.

[Bob O.]

Too hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just too hard, huh?

[Mike Turley]

You want to try it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's try it again. Okay, so if you know this, I'll. I'll ump the ante to six state fair tickets. Six times 10, 60 bucks. No. 20. 20. $120 worth of state fair tickets. Texas State Fair for those of y' all outside of the state.

[Mike Turley]

You want me to play them longer, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you got to write. Get your pencil ready and write these down and call in 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7234. Go to the John Clay Wolf Facebook page. And write in, in order, the shows that these theme songs are attached to from the 80s. That's easy. Private eyes.

[Caller/Listener]

It's simply.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirty Orange. I'm gonna go ahead and give them number four. Yeah, somebody's got to get number five to win, man.

[Mike Turley]

That last one's gonna be that la.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I think number four is harder. Play that number four one more time. Can you?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a show about. You don't remember this? Not at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a living.

[Mike Turley]

You gave it away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I went ahead and gave it away.

[Mike Turley]

So they only got to get four now.

[Bob O.]

It's a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's in?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're in. Top of that, they're on that high rise in New York or Chicago, and there's a restaurant and Sonny's the piano player and he's flirting with all the waitresses. You don't remember? It's a living. Not at all. It's just too obscure, I guess. I watched a lot of TV as a kid.

[Bob O.]

Well, I mean, I did, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You miss that? It's a Living.

[Bob O.]

I mean, I was probably watching Silver Spoons when that Amazon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so there's the. The five deals. Do you want to hit it one more time? Are we good?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I can play one more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, pull it up. Six state fair tickets, 20 bucks a piece. Call in 800. 800 radio and tell us what these five are.

[Bob O.]

Baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you ever wondered wonder. On a routine expedition met the greatest earthquake. We already know that one. It's a list. All right. Actually, it's 70s and 80s. Yeah, more 70s.

[J.D. Ryan]

70S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so y' all come now and guess that. And if not, then I'm gonna have to dumb it down for everyone. Next week, Miss Piggy in studio. Oh, we gotta get a break.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We'll be right back. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership, get put in a headlock and go through the wringer. Go to givemetheven.com. i will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

Clay Wolf show. Call toll free 1-800-800-RODIO. 1, 800-800-RODIO. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay wolf show.

Is this slash playing godfather in life?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't there. Was it great?

[Mike Turley]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad you got this clip, Bob. Were you there for it?

[Bob O.]

If you don't spend time with guns n roses.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob O.]

You can never be a real man. Slash is the real thing. You should have been a mad guy. Could have gone all the way. This wasn't enough time, Michael. Wasn't enough time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this Vito?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vica Corleone is sitting here commenting on his own song.

[J.D. Ryan]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vito, did you go to the guns n roses concert and listen to this live?

[Bob O.]

This is something that I felt like I kinda do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was out of respect. Respect for the sledge.

[Bob O.]

Places get down. Like, look at him they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. We just. Hey, this 2010 Chevy Tahoe LTZ with 103 on it. I'll give 17, maybe 18 grand right in between there. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll send you an actual offer letter. Jeremy, a 20002016 Chevy Sonic with 5000 miles. Give a payoff on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a lslt LTZRS hatchback sedan? What you got Lt four door or the hatchback?

[Caller/Listener]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or hog leg?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No miles. Clean car. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth interior. It's got a touchscreen radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got onstar remote start. And the navigation? The navigation is through onstar.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a nine grand rig.

[Caller/Listener]

Really? Nine grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine grand? If you don't like the number, I can let you and Vito Corleone work it out.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, no. I like the price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Veto. Are you good at nine?

[Bob O.]

You like the price? We make a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you sometime. Maybe. I have trouble.

[Bob O.]

You come, we talk.

[Caller/Listener]

Can I look? Can I load it up? Can I load up pictures and give you the vin over the Internet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com where you calling from? The accent, I sound like northeast.

[Caller/Listener]

Whitehall, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Pa. How do you like us on your old classic rock station?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't. I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller/Listener]

We were listen to. I listen to you every weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were worried. You guys were actually a test station for the northeast before we go into more northeast markets to make sure that the texan thing wasn't a disaster.

[Caller/Listener]

Right? No, I love your show. You guys are very comical. And I like you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, well, we like you too. Thanks, Jeremy. I like. I like my Yankee friends. Even though y' all are angry. Cuss at each other.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm an Oakland Raiders fan. And I'm a Philadelphia Flyers fan.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about them Eagles, man? They are something right now. Yeah, that's only because of 1-800-800-7234.

[Bob O.]

Only cuz the wan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so the. So the, the TV show thing was an absolute bust. Nobody got it hard, man. What we learned today is, is don't make them too hard. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Do you want to play? And you can say what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just do it real quick. WKRP in Cincinnati. Simon and Simon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Land of the Lost, you morons.

[Bob O.]

I knew that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marshall, Will and Holly. It's a living.

[Bob O.]

It's a living. Never would have gotten that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who started that? Oh, you don't know? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just watched as a kid.

[Bob O.]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so this is the toughest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the, the. The after 11 o' clock show called Electric Blue. Right.

[Bob O.]

On what channel?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was UHF channels.

[Mike Turley]

I didn't know it had a theme.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just. Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's the weird part. You could get the audio. You just can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I still have to give away these tickets. So I'm going to give away six of them for this question. What band of the 70s did an inter album cover with 50 nude women? Nude, topless, Nude.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you say Inter album cover, you want to explain what that is?

[Bob O.]

Interior, gatefold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. It's inside the album. It's like a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is the name of that album? So what 70s band, huge classic rock band, had an Inter album picture? Once you open the folds up about 50. I didn't count them. 50. 75 completely nude women. And if I say what they're doing, then it'll give it away. What is the name of the band and what is the name of the album cover? I mean the name of the album that it was on. And for that you'll win six state fair tickets. Six. Six.

[Mike Turley]

That's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've got a lot. Good morning. You're on the air. Oh, no, you're not. You're gone. 09. Ram half ton, Laramie four wheel drive with a buck 47. Jeff, is it 09? What year did they change the body style? It was 09, right?

[Caller/Listener]

It is 09.

[Bob O.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

It has nav. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $10,000. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 150,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. That's a little less than I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if that doesn't buy it, what buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. I was hoping to get like at least 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not with 150 on the clock. And how many years are we now? Seven. Seven year old truck. I'll give a little more than 10. You know, it's 11 to 12 grand. Top is the money on it. And the only way to know exactly is for you to go to givemetheven.com, load it up, send me a couple pictures, let me bust the carfax and auto. Check vehicle history on it and see how it's lived its life and look at the pictures and I will email you an official offer. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Mesquite, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know the answer to the question that I asked a minute ago about what 70s band had 50 naked girls on the inside of the album cover?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man. How.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't? I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right. Go to give me the van and load up your deal. You'll get the answer to the question in just a minute. 800. 800. Seven tooth. Somebody's got Bobbo. If you were listening, would you get. Would you know the answer?

[Bob O.]

I think I know the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wouldn't know the name of that.

[Bob O.]

I'm not sure which album it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O.]

Because they were all cassettes in my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Day, so I really got to dumb this down for everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. Yeah, I know the band and I had that album and I already can't think of the the title easily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, do I remember the picture?

[John Clay Wolf]

How can anybody forget the picture? How many other classic rock acts had 50 naked girls lined up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I used that picture.

[Mike Turley]

The video is even better. You seen the video of it? Of them actually?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Filming it? Yes. And the band wasn't there for the picture taking day, which is weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would they be? Think about it.

[Bob O.]

Totally after.

[Mike Turley]

Well, yeah, that's A good point, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would they especially.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I was talking about the tickets. To win the tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the question is, what 70s band had a inner album photo with over 50 nude women in it? And what is the name of the album?

[Caller/Listener]

It's Queen. And the album is jazz, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. How old are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 24. Really? He's not 54.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's 24.

[Bob O.]

Somebody raised him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'M gonna put you on hold and they're gonna get you. They're gonna. Your mom was one of them.

[Mike Turley]

She a fat bottom girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your mama fat bottom girl?

[Bob O.]

No, she was a rolling stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, somebody. Cindy just called and I see it's some girls. Rolling Stones. Nope. Cindy. It was Queen Fat Bottom Girls. Sure was. What else was on that? Fat bottom Girls and bicycles.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're all on bicycles, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Facing away from the camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we've got a winner. Grab line three and get his info. And you need to go up to clear channel down I Heart Dallas and pick up your tickets and they will have it ready for you, Miss Piggy. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it says Miss Piggy on the board. What's that about, Charlie? Oh, well, that's.

[Mike Turley]

Miss Piggy is the name that Donald Trump gave Miss Universe back in 96. Remember that? Well, yeah, you know, just amazing how we can get these guests that. She's in the green room, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazing.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's Hispanic.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, she is very Hispanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she related to Tony Romo's dad?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know. You could ask her.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[Mike Turley]

It's Alicia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Muchada muchacho. Good morning, Alicia. What?

[Mike Turley]

Up it to the mic up. Step it to the mic there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be shy.

[Bob O.]

I only want to tell you one thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Alicia Machado]

Perhaps it's time for me to practice to put on my makeup for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Practice putting on your makeup. Makeup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Alicia. Because this is the thing that I do.

[Alicia Machado]

It is Donald Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alicia Machado]

That he make me feel funny inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Alicia Machado]

Because he called me Miss Pig.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you put on a little bit of weight. I mean, it's a beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the stuff about you doing a sex tape?

[Alicia Machado]

You caught me putting on my makeup. I was very busy. Well, I did not know you were going to talk to me right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you weren't ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not why I was calling you Miss Piggy. I'm. I didn't call you Miss Piggy.

[Alicia Machado]

Okay, I'm going eat you, machado. Hello. Hello, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello. Hi, Alicia. You're very lovely, everybody.

[Alicia Machado]

Ola.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ola.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gracious Flores.

[J.D. Ryan]

I missed that last part.

[Bob O.]

This why you make me feel so funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't make you feel funny. I think you're very attractive every time.

[Bob O.]

Now you make me very sad.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Donald Trump made you sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. You're very emotional person, Ms. Mado.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it's the fat.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm.

[Alicia Machado]

I'm not happy for Mr. Donald.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. You don't like Donald?

[Alicia Machado]

Mr. Donald.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, okay.

[Alicia Machado]

So you know I'm Madame Universal.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Okay.

[Alicia Machado]

Of the 19 or 96 Miss Universe, right? Stupido. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Alicia Machado]

It's not sexy here. No, this year is very sexy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Sexy time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're very confusing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that all? Is that all we got? Miss me Juan Macarena.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to walk to the macaron?

[Bob O.]

1996.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, okay, so this Donald. What the hell? Okay. What you got? I no fear. Why he say this thing about Alicia Machado? Yeah, you know. Yeah, we know.

[J.D. Ryan]

We heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you look at me, do you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re beautiful?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am sassy. You are Alicia. We gotta go to break. Honey cone bunny Bonnies. Okay, I'll see you later. Thank you, everybody. Are we out?

[Alicia Machado]

Out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've got our number four coming up. Go to Jake. You can stream us off the iHeartMedia player for our number four. Houston people. We're over on that other channel. It's too. And we will see you Calis, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, buzz listeners, next Saturday morning at 8 o'. Clock. Give me the vin.com. thank you, Alicia. Thank you, Tony Roman. Dad. Thank you, J.D. thank you, Turley. And then our number four starting back up in just a minute.

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

John, A minor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I ask a question? Sure. What in the hell was the Miss Universe been about? What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man. I mean, y' all had it up on the board. I took it and then it was just. I mean, take a five gallon bucket of mud and dump it on the board.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't go anywhere.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, but you knew. Nobody ever turns away from a train wreck, though, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a wreck, man.

[Bob O.]

Good one. Like you lose listeners over those deals.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just lost the listener.

[Mike Turley]

You want to explain what happened, Bobo?

[Bob O.]

Yeah. Many of our comedy beats that we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring to your show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob O.]

These are done when we have a voice recorder.

[Alicia Machado]

Change the voice, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bob O.]

Well, sometimes I have wrong button.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrong button. He hit the wrong button.

[Bob O.]

This is because I am idiot. I have not had my medication for today, okay?

[Mike Turley]

I think it threw him off and that's why the bit went nowhere.

[Bob O.]

What's because. No, see, Turley and I show up real early in the morning and we tune all these things into presets on the box. But you have to use your voice at A certain pitch while you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O.]

You know, I mean, in live real time. And so rather than just say all of a sudden, hey, is she here? Bring her on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Hell, I mean, sort of, kind of have.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know the top 10 list even.

[Bob O.]

Even with the electronic help, man, sometimes we, Turley and I, you'll notice before bits, we'll headphone up. You'll say, okay, try it here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob O.]

Okay, there it is. You got it? Okay, so it's like a matter of tuning up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how can you tune up often? Air?

[Mike Turley]

Because I can play it in queue so I can hear. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Yeah, we're learning. Todd. Good morning. You're on the air, Todd. 2015 GMC. Good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Southern Purcell, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I savvy that. I love Oklahoma now. It works. Ah, okay. We got a 15 GMC 2500. Is it a four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Drive.

[Caller/Listener]

It's four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller/Listener]

It's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it the HD or non H? No, they're all HDs. Does it have leather roof or nav.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got navigation, but no, no sunroof. And it's like, like vinyl seating. I don't know, it might be leather. I really don't. It's a base model, like a work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truck that's not leather. Okay. That's a tough thing. Those. Is it white?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All these damn oil field trucks that. All these oil field companies went broke. I mean they've just flooded the market with these white trucks that are work trucks. And it's. Have you had any other bids anywhere else?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm just, I've been listening to you guys for about a month and I'm just wondering what you, you'd personally give for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would need to look it up because that market is soft. But I'm thinking mid 20s, like 25ish. Okay. Which I'm sure doesn't impress you, but I, I, you know, after you lose about $10,000 on white oil field trucks. Not that yours is a junkie oil field truck. It's just a white commercial rig and.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've learned that I better be smart and not overbidden because they're kicking my ass is what I'm trying to tell you.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, do you have a good time of the year sell them or. Because you said that this crappy time of the year to sell cars now. So I don't know if there's a better time to call you Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, December November, December. November, December. Things will pick back up. Yes. There'll be pressure on right now. If you go to the car auctions. No sale. No sale. No sale. Right. All these guys, they've got 20 grand in the rig. They're bringing 18. Nobody's selling their cars. It's a big standoff. Then the banks and like the institutions that sell them for whatever they're bringing, they reset the new market and they're all bringing 2,000 back of what they're bringing three weeks ago. I'm not joking. Not all, but a lot. And.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's just a tough time of the year to be doing what I do. We still do it, but we'll just really. This time of the year, our goal is to break even. If we can just break even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just make it through this little shit. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we can make it through. What's the old Merle song?

[Bob O.]

If we make it through December.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's exactly right. Everything's gonna be all right. So. Yeah, well.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, I might call you back around December.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's.

[Caller/Listener]

It's not really an oil filled truck. It hasn't really touched the oil fields. It's just. I've just cruised around and I don't really need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com, take a side shot with your phone and open the door and take a shot where I can see the interior and I'll email you an offer.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm being a little bitch because I'm scared of it, but after I see the pictures. Does it have a chrome grill or a black grill?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's got the black grill and I put a cattle guard on the front of it and tubular side steps. It's. It's like it's brand new. Just rolled off the lot. I have an oil field truck, but that's not it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. So, see, you've dressed it up a little bit to cover the commercial. Look. Yeah. Let me see the wheels and the this and that. I'll email you an offer.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I had a friend text me. He's listening to us up on the bear. He said he hadn't heard us since we've been back on up there. He's like, y' all were a lot funnier when. Back in your ESPN days. Why?

[Bob O.]

Huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we were looser. Well, and we were. We were essier.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were a little closer to the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were on the line. We were smashing over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looking back at the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we were looking Back at the line at times. But after I got a call from Clear Channel's lawyer. Last name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Last win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last May.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last May, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they made it very freaking crystal clear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do. Lawyers are good at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You tell a bunch of gay jokes, you're gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Race, religion, sexuality. Be careful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that. I mean. I mean, like I told him, I was like, you. You straight? You just. You just took, you know, 70 of my material.

[J.D. Ryan]

Super PC World, they don't want to deal with the headaches. They don't want to deal with the phone calls. They don't want to deal with the lawsuits. Everybody sues about everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's nothing to sue about because in. There are rules and laws for media especially. I know, parody.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could. We can call.

[J.D. Ryan]

But every time they get a complaint, they have to deal with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

They had. And then that ties up a lawyer. Hey, I got cbs, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I always show up late, guys.

[Mike Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I don't want to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't want to do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I know that if I show up late, then I'm that much closer to this hour where we can loosen our tie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can loosen our tie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say booger and say booger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, pick booger.

[Bob O.]

Don't say booger, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I said booger.

[Bob O.]

They fired Johnny Fever for that, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody's suing everybody nowadays. I used a picture on the web one day. Some. Some people. Some people.

[John Clay Wolf]

You work for CBS Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

CBS Radio. I used a picture for a non nonprofit organization. And the guy who took it three years before called CBS and sued us for. He wanted 20 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding me?

[J.D. Ryan]

They paid him 500. I'm not kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Bob O.]

When?

[J.D. Ryan]

My Monday. This is about two months ago. My Monday started off with my boss calling me, saying, the New York lawyers would like to speak with you at noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know how that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. I'm like, did you even know what it was about? No. No idea. And my boss told me. He goes, well, it's. They're not mad, but they do need to talk to you about it. And I got a lawyer. And the lawyer literally was like, dude, I deal with this all day, every day. We're not mad. We just want you to know, for the future. We're gonna pay this guy 500 bucks for this picture. He wants 20 grand.

[Mike Turley]

They're gonna pay him $500, but they're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just to get him off. Just to get him off the jock, you know?

[Bob O.]

What the hardest thing though is for. For John Clay Wolf to forget though, is that you got where you are by doing what you do, right? And every time these guys shake you down, you think too hard about it. It, man, you just got to do what Randall Tank Floyd tells you to do, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bob O.]

Keep on Liv.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't thought about all this actually until he sent me that text. Cuz I've. I've morphed into the right mode, right. That they wanted me.

[Bob O.]

Yeah, you're doing all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't even thought about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a good blend. Good. Don't think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, it's too bad because, man, some of those tranny jokes were funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, they are funny. But again, there's a difference between the jokes you tell your buddies in the hall and the ones you say on the radio, though it's just the word.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's what the whole show's about. The show's about your buddies. Our buddies are listening. We're Saturday morning cartoons for these people. We're sad. We're Saturday Morning Live. We're loose. That's our gig.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the further out you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But why can Saturday Night Live do it? Because they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's out of Safe harbor, that's why. It's late late, you know it's Safe Harbor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know, but what time does that start on Saturday mornings?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's over at 5:00am yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's sucks.

[Mike Turley]

We're not going to do it at.

[J.D. Ryan]

5Am 8pm to 5am Wallace Edwards is.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the studio this morning. Wallace? Wallace Edwards.

[Bob O.]

Is he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He. Speaking of giving a lot of heads up. Do you need to warm up, Wallace? La la la la la la la.

[Mike Turley]

Get him some whiskey real quick.

[Bob O.]

That's pretty funny, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Wallace.

[Bob O.]

I think Bob O. I don't think he knows what he's doing. He's not seasoned professional like we are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Caught him off guard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got for us this morning?

[Bob O.]

We've got an extra report from NASA. You know about the space race?

[John Clay Wolf]

NASA?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Bob O.]

One of my favorite fields of study. Well, in the wake of NASA's new declaration that there's an Earth like planet orbiting our nearest neighboring star, Proxima Centauri. Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised a large crowd of supporters in motorcycle leather and farm overalls that he'd become the first presidential candidate to campaign outside our solar system. It's not clear how many votes the little planet they've called Proxima B has in the Electoral College. The Trump campaign staffers assert that there's sure voters there who are anxious for an unconventional alternative to the current two party business as usual. In addition, researchers add that the newfound planet could have liquid water, which would naturally enable cash bars at countless Republican cocktail parties where concerned voters could meet and be enthralled by the candidate. And since the planet's discovery, NASA engineers have asserted that what we know about the planet doesn't possibly positively rule out the possibility of life. This most likely because there might be money to search for it there. Trump himself has noted that he's especially curious about researchers claims that there may be brown dwarfs in the area, constituting another chance for him to show Hillary Clinton that he's no racist, as she is charged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't use the word racist. Yeah.

[Bob O.]

I'm sorry, I meant to say racinist racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

They like raisins.

[Bob O.]

Race analysis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

I don't think this is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can use the word racism being facetious.

[Bob O.]

And I think it'll be a nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Place for him to put him out on Planet Satari.

[Bob O.]

Democracy for the universe, John. It'll be a wonderful thing. Just like the old days at Highly Honda.

[Alicia Machado]

Paul Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just hung up too early. I was fixing to bid nine grand on your BMW, but go ahead. I didn't want it.

[Bob O.]

You know, Paul does that to me on my show all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bob O.]

Once you get to 1245, they all try to get in at the same time. I've been on here for four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 really hacks me off.

[Bob O.]

I don't even know why I do it anymore.

[Mike Turley]

Wallace is mad, man.

[Bob O.]

You can still catch me steals with Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. what's in the. No, you know what? You got this audio clip of the week. We've got two and a half minutes left. Do we have time for it?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's a couple cuts. This field reporter had a little fun with some uneducated voters, let's put it that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Which is probably about half the population out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say 100%, but yeah.

[Mike Turley]

And so he started asking because everybody hears what they want to hear. And these rumors about Trump's kids that what they actually go hunting for and take a listen to what they. How they answer these questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's the wrong one. Sorry.

[H]

You might have seen the Donald Trump kids are big hunters. They go on these hunting trips just for fun and kill these poor animals. So now just getting people's reactions to Donald Trump's kids now killing the Triceratops in Africa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So honestly, my opinion is I think they're just getting away with a lot for the simple fact that they're Donald Trump's children.

[H]

Would an ordinary person be able to get away with killing a Triceratops? Or is the Donald Trump kids just being able to get away with that because they're Donald Trump's kids?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're getting away with it because they're Donald Trump's kids. And I think anybody else would just get in trouble. And they're. Honestly, I don't know, Jail time.

[H]

Animal rights activists.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they'll pay a fine for it and. And they'll serve their time in jail.

[H]

And for killing the Triceratops, I think an endangered species in some countries. So it makes it even worse.

[Mike Turley]

So, yeah. But I agree Triceratops to even something more prehistoric.

[H]

They trophy hunt things like lions and tigers and things like that. And now the Trump kids have killed pterodactyl in their latest hunting expedition. Just kidding. Getting people's comments on this, is that, is that inappropriate for them to be trophy hunting those things just for fun when it's not for meat?

[John Clay Wolf]

I personally wish that people wouldn't do it, but at the end of the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Day, if there's a right to do it and there's a service that does it, you gotta let people get a.

[H]

Permit to hunt the pterodactyls.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess I don't approve of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like it. But if they can get a permit and they can do it legally, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guess that's within their rights to do it.

[Mike Turley]

And then one last one here, we're.

[H]

Just getting people's reactions now. Donald Trump's children are posting photos of them now. They had killed a woolly mammoth on a hunting expedition just for a trophy to mount the head in their Manhattan apartment. Just getting people's reactions to the Trump kids now killing a woolly mammoth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's awful that they're doing that and just thinking that it's okay just because they have lots of money that they can throw it away by, you know, taking part in these things. Whereas I don't think it's okay that.

[Mike Turley]

They'Re doing that so people don't listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So pterodactyls and woolly mammoths are on the endangered list. You know, you can't get a license for those.

[Mike Turley]

And they're just so rich, they get. They can hunt whatever they want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that, was it Kimmel?

[Alicia Machado]

No.

[Mike Turley]

It's similar to that line news that kimmel does, which. Yeah. Light witness news, which is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We'll be back on a momento port for more. My name is John clay wolf. I by cars are radio. You can call in now at 800-800-RODIO or just go to give me the v I n. Give me the vin and you can skip the spot. Totally. Give me the vin.com. if we don't beat a carmax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks. But buy cars over the Internet. We'll email you an offer on your rig. The offer is good at any dealership you want to trade in at also. And we'll be back in just a minute.

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay wolf.

It's a sin to interrupt this song. Surely this is one of the best of all time. Billy, good morning. You're on the air. Morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Lawton, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lawton, Oklahoma. Only steers and queer smoke, homeboy. Which one are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a hog, bill. I'm not a queer and I'm not a steer. But I know how y' all Texas guys are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to this.

[Caller/Listener]

Y' all like them bent. Y' all like them bent and beat up.

[Mike Turley]

And beat up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're like 40. 40 yards from the red river. You could throw this truck over into Texas from luck in Oklahoma. Okay, we got a. We got a 0101 F150 limited. All wheel drive. A 70.

[Caller/Listener]

So it's a 71,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather roof and nav.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it has everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's very clean. I'm the second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you boys from Oklahoma, you roll your joints all wrong, but you also like to negotiate. So I'm gonna start at 16 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 16. 5.

[Caller/Listener]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

17. Well, I mean, you got to be close. You got to be on the money. I mean, it's an. Oh, wait, it's not a 20. 17.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

17. 8, 23.

[Caller/Listener]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get cocky because you're gonna be calling me. You're gonna be calling me, saying, you've been my car for 18 grand three weeks ago, and now you're only one to give me 16. You some. So I'm. I'm offering you. I'm offering you 7, 18. 250. Okay? Well, then I'm out, dog. I'm done.

[Caller/Listener]

You're out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rivalry continues. It's a draw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we ask for you think it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to. To buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

That's a son of a deal you just made me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you. What do you think it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it, Professor?

[Caller/Listener]

It has to be at least close to 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not at 18 grand. We're not close to 20.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, you're close for you, but not close for me. You said I was real close to the Red River. I don't want to drive it in the Red River.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it? Close to 20 is not a number. And I know you guys in Oklahoma, all of y' all didn't go all the way through grade school, but you can. You can give me a figure. A figure? A dollar amount.

[Caller/Listener]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand buys the truck. Okay, well, run an ad in the Oklahoma Gazette and go ahead and ask 21 for it so nobody will call you, and they'll offer you 18. You'll say, well, that dumbass from Texas offered me 18. Are you dumbass also. Anyway, I don't think we're gonna make a deal today. Hung up. I don't think we're gonna get a deal done here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so either, boy.

[Bob O.]

Cocky hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Dodge ramp 25. Dan. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Is it Oklahoma?

[Caller/Listener]

Abilene. Abilene, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, we still love Oklahoma.

[Bob O.]

Note the difference in these Two conversations, though. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just.

[Bob O.]

Just listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just didn't. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Oh. Oh. Notice the difference. I'm sorry. I thought you were fixing. Okay, Dan. Dan is from Abilene, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello, Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has a 16 Dodge Ram 2500. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth. Crew cab. Got AM FM, stereo, Sirius, cruise control, power, everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Door handles.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it has good miles on it. What color is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tires.

[Caller/Listener]

Round tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black tires, gray headlights. It's an slt. Or is it an st?

[J.D. Ryan]

Glass. And the winners?

[Caller/Listener]

St.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an st. I'm getting a lot of calling these work trucks today, man. These things throw me for a loop because they're hard for me to sell. The. The sts. So it does not have. It does not have power seats, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna. Is it a tradesman or do you know?

[Caller/Listener]

Honestly, I don't. I don't know the style of it. I just like the way it handled. Sure, if it's a diesel, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drum roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the passenger side where the glove box is. Is there a cutout like where you can put gloves or chewing tobacco? Right there. Yeah. So it does not have a passenger airbag. It's an st. Okay. Does it have a gray grill or a chrome grill?

[Caller/Listener]

Chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's got an appearance package on it. So it has alloy wheels or the cheap steel wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's got alloy wheel, ten and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It is 34, 000. It's a Cummins, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

34.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

$34,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

That's something I could live with.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, like, Bobbo, you got a guy in Texas that actually, you know, kind of looking around, making sense.

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, send some pictures, please. Tell them what I bid it at on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And we will go from there. And I appreciate 8008-0072-3480-0800-RODE. Joseph, where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Lawton, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go.

[Mike Turley]

Back to Oklahoma. Now.

[Bob O.]

Joseph's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell me Joseph's drive. He's got a 99 Trans Am convertible with 1500 models. Does it really have 1500 or 15,000?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's 1500.

[Bob O.]

A 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you get a hold of this car?

[Caller/Listener]

I bought it new here at the Pontiac dealership in 99. Bought it as an early birthday present for myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

They're all white with blue stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have. Is it a. It's a convertible. Got it all white with blue stripes. Is it having insignias in the headrest?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. 30th anniversary insignias.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now I know which car you're talking about. 1500 miles on a 99. Interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me look up a report here and see what the highest one that's ever sold is.

[Bob O.]

I'm sorry, John. Is it a six speed manual?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not ask.

[Bob O.]

That's my car, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Got the powder blue wheels on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, why would you have a.

[Caller/Listener]

Car that had an oil change?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got. It's got. It's got to be worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know what you're putting 100 miles a year on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what you want. Right? I already know what you want. But, you know, I'm a dealer, so I'm not going to give you what you want. I'm not going to give the Barrett Jackson money. I'm not going to give the highest thing you saw on tv.

[Caller/Listener]

Do what you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were your Tests. Will you take 12?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What will you take?

[Caller/Listener]

Man, I really need to get sticker for the thing. What is sticker 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm looking at a market report, and the highest one ever sold is 14 3, but I'm gonna. Obviously, there's never been one with 1500 miles. Now, it's not a W. It's not a. Is it a WS6?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's getting better. Okay, now I'm good at 20 already. Sorry, I didn't realize it was a Ram Air.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, it's a. It's a numbered car. It's. They only made 1500 of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I didn't know that when we were talking a moment ago. And that's one.

[Caller/Listener]

Seriously, that you'd ever see another one with that few of miles, that's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you 23,000, would I buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you 25,000 when I buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you're getting warmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, I still wouldn't get it bought. Okay. Have you actually tried to sell it? Have you even tried to sell it yet? Because it helps me. When people have tried to sell them, then they're beat down a little bit and they realize that it ain't that easy.

[Caller/Listener]

I've never tried to sell it. Like I said, I bought the thing and drove it a little wise and forgot about it. Just parked it in the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you. If, If. If I wrote you a check for 27,500, would I buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, We're a little off yet. Then it's really gonna take sticker. I mean, really. You think about it for a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's think. Everybody hold hands.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're thinking.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't have the lowest mileage Trans Am on the face of the planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. You're right. Has it. Obviously, it's been inside its whole life.

[Caller/Listener]

There's no blemishes, no noble images, no scratches, no dents.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna. This is bad radio doing what I'm gonna do here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm gonna call a lifeline. Oh, if he'll answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, Regis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I'm gonna call Frank. You ever watch. You ever watch Dallas Car Sharks? Oh, really? Frank is a good buddy of mine. He was on the third season, and he's the best person I know with cars like this. So let's see if we get him on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Saturday, they're busy, and I bet he's not going to answer. He and I talk all the time during the week, but I never get him on the weekend.

[Mike Turley]

He's on his boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm going to write this down. When he calls back, he's not on his boat. He's working. 99 ta WS6, 1500 K. 30th anniversary. Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Takes 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I had a check for 30,000, you'd still el Paso on me.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I probably would. It's not a matter of a need to sell it. I just, I just heard you guys on the radio. I figured I'd call in and see where we were at on it, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Well, I mean, obviously when I started at 12, I had no idea we were talking about an anniversary car. WS6, that's a whole different animal. That's like the difference between a 383 and a Hemi, you know, it's. It's a different car. The right one, right? You got the right car. There's no question. And I want to get it bought. But I. I don't know it off the top of my head. I'm thinking 30 is. I don't even know. I didn't know. I didn't know they stickered that high back in 99. So the MSRP says 37,000 on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 36. 890 something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Joe, we've got your information. Will you do me a fave and put it in givemetheven.com and that'll let me know you're serious about wanting to sell it and I'll get serious about trying to buy it. Okay. Thanks, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye.

[Mike Turley]

Well, that was a sensible kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's from Oklahoma. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Scott A12 Ram 3500. Is it a dually?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a mega cab or crew?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a regular cabin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive, manual trans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it an ST or an SLT?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an ST.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a base work truck. 100,000 miles. It's 13 grand. 14 grand. 15 grand. 16 grand. Hang on. It's a regular cab. It's mid teens. Go to givemetheven.com I'm out of time. Load it up. Let me email you an offer letter on a regular cab. Four wheel drive work truck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name's Bob O. Mike Turling of course. J.D. ryan. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. For the last segment. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership. Get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob O.]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Well, at least I've satisfied my curiosity from the last segment a bit. I found a 99 white, 30th anniversary Trans Am. Same car the guy called us on a moment ago. This one's got 4,000 miles on it and they're asking retail 32. 9 for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What year is that car?

[John Clay Wolf]

1999.

[Mike Turley]

99.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I pulled, my gut told me to pull the brakes and quit offering at 27. 5. And I was right. So, I mean, if they're asking 32. 9, you got to ask a lot of. To bring it out on these classic cars, you've got to ask a lot of blue sky, a lot of markup because everybody's going to cut you. You're never going to sell them for what you're asking.

[J.D. Ryan]

But in that car, we'll say if you hang on to that car but it's low miles, wouldn't that be worth a lot more later, like a savings bond?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everything is. I mean, I mean, not everything, but, I mean, yeah, the right car. I mean, some Cobra, you keep miles off of a anything Shelby GT500. I mean, as many of those as they've made, if there's an 07 with 1500 miles on it, you sit on it till you're 100 years old, it's going to be worth some money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But this, this car is not quite old enough to get up in the stratosphere. Like he's thinking, so do I think it's going to bring over sticker if sticker's 36? No, not today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not today.

[Bob O.]

Not today, but someday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure, sure. But I mean, what's. What's the. What's the time value of money? What's it worth? I mean, how much was his 36 worth back in 99?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot more than a lot more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably 45 or 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't it weird we don't make any more money today than we did?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't even start on that. Yes, it's totally bizarre, and it angers me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I made more money when I was 27 years old than I do now at 44.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, yep.

[Bob O.]

Well, that's the way it goes. I mean, we're still living in the best, you know, time in human existence ever in this. This part of the world, you know? Don't let it get you down, little snowflake.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just odd.

[Bob O.]

Money don't last, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the car business changed with.

[Bob O.]

The Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because back when I first began this, when I was 21, everyone was carrying books. Everyone was looking at average rough or clean black book. Sure. And that was the barometer. Now it's mmr. They've got real time market data of what sold at the auctions today, yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the day before, which I never had before.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, actually, back then, they started it in 97. When I first began. They had MMR. And I used to. You download it once a week to your computer, and I'd walk around the laptop to these dealerships and I'd use it, and everybody's like, what are you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

They had lots of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, nice. And everybody thought I was an idiot for looking at my computer. You know, all the real dealers had their black books out, and I'm sitting here looking at. But that made part of why I made so much money back then. As a youngin, I was ahead. I had technology that the others didn't have. All the rest of the guys were calling each other. It was back in the day where all the dealers would call each other, hey, J.D. i'm looking at a blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, I saw one sell for this, and I saw one sell for that. Everybody's giving, like, market reports based off of what they witnessed. And the black book guy would write a little story once a week called Market Matters. These cars are up, these cars are down. But now it's getting down to precise. But this time of year, when, when. When the adjustment sets in, MMR is behind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Adjustment down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I need to be entertained. Y' all got anything funny for me?

[J.D. Ryan]

I need to be entertained.

[Mike Turley]

The old Randy's laying Around Randy Israel.

[Alicia Machado]

Hey, guys. Hey, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk.

[Alicia Machado]

Hey, y' all having a good time?

[Bob O.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, real quick, I want to tell everyone because we are fixing to be done at noon. At high noon. GiveMeTheEven.com is where we buy cars. That's our website. That's what powers the show. That's the sponsor of the show. There's 12 guys in a buying room sitting there emailing off and texting offers to you guys, the listeners. If you go to givemetheven.com, put in your VIN number and a couple pictures. We will email you an offer letter. We will come to your home or office and pick it up. We pay with hard funds. And if we don't beat carmax, then we owe you 100 bucks. Abilene, Sweetwater, all these Arkansas. We send drivers to Arkansas daily. South Louisiana. I have trucks in south Louisiana every other day. Yeah. And I think it's. I haven't talked much about Louisiana because I've been waiting on the cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dry out from the big storm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And let all that shake itself out. Let all the totals go to the junkyard and all that. But it's been long enough and, you know, we're getting back in the Louisiana business. So. Givemetheven.com Now, Randy, have you ever been to givemetheven.com?

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah, I look at it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you? What do you. Yeah, what do you look at?

[Alicia Machado]

They got it on the main screen over in your other office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's right.

[Alicia Machado]

Hey, those guys are watching this orange haired fellow on tv. He's been on there a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Orange haired fellow on tv? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's that?

[Alicia Machado]

I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, is he talking about Donald Trump?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's running for president.

[Alicia Machado]

Is it Trump?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, oh, Chipmunk. Wouldn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alicia Machado]

Okay. He's a politician guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me, in, in the, in the animal, the small animal kingdom, do y' all vote for your leaders?

[Alicia Machado]

Well, I mean, we don't vote. You know, we're pretty damn busy all the time gathering nuts, dodging cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Alicia Machado]

Robbing pizza delivery men. But we got. Yeah, like, you know, you know any dogs? Yeah, like in our culture, you know, the dogs are the true Republicans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alicia Machado]

You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah.

[Alicia Machado]

Because they'll eat your ass and they don't care. You know, all they do, all they want to do is work and sleep and stack up the bones. Republican to the court.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[Alicia Machado]

But that, you know that. But they can party well, sure. Because, like, a chipmunk can't, you know, I can't drive a van.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I wouldn't think so.

[Alicia Machado]

You know, chase a bicycle. But a dog can help you do that. Yeah, because they're, you know, smart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here they are.

[Alicia Machado]

I don't trust them, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Alicia Machado]

Because they will eat your ass, my friend Rudy. Last week we got stoned to the bejesus belt and this dog chased Rudy up a tree, his little dachshund. And I swear to God, he climbed halfway up there. Rudy, like, lost his mind. In our culture, if you're a chipmunk, yeah. And you climb a tree to get away from a dog, you don't expect the dog to climb the tree?

[J.D. Ryan]

Normally, no. My dog tries.

[Alicia Machado]

When they do, it freaks you out. You know, and chemically, most rodents exist in a frame of mind. Like we're on acid all the time because we got the heartbeat, you know, breathing heavy, kind of nervous. What the hell's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of things are trying to eat you.

[Alicia Machado]

That's one of those Democrats, right? In our culture, the Democrats, right, are the Walmart birds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Alicia Machado]

Big old black birds. Let me tell you something. In the winter time, right, when you least expect it, what happens? Those black birds will eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have a lot of things trying to eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just going around trying not to die.

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah. Every day it's a trip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man loves. Used to chase squirrels.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Alicia Machado]

Two and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah, well, my dad lived to be four and a half. That's not bad. Feels like forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

What killed him?

[Alicia Machado]

Bunch of squirrels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Squirrels.

[Alicia Machado]

He got robbed by a bunch of squirrels. They mugged him for three nuts and a half. A pack of Salem Lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. You told us that before.

[Alicia Machado]

He smoked. Smoke like a train. Hey, your employees over here smoke a lot? Yeah, and not the good cigarettes, you know, they're smoking like Leggetts and. Oh, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't either.

[Alicia Machado]

There's not a Marlboro in the whole bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are those cheap?

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah, I think they must be, because they got a lot of them. They got. Somebody's got three cartons in their desk over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't.

[Alicia Machado]

I borrowed a couple.

[J.D. Ryan]

You borrowed cigarettes?

[Alicia Machado]

Because I'm stressed out. How do you get cold outside? I ain't got enough nuts. My little girlfriend Sharonda came back.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, back, all right.

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah, that helps with the cold weather. She likes to get it on, I bet. Yeah. We get down. We call shaking the tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have any chipmunk babies?

[Alicia Machado]

No, not anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been like, what now?

[Alicia Machado]

They went with her mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Alicia Machado]

Yeah, the Saginaw, you know, halfway around the world, I guess. I tried to walk out there one time. Those Walmart birds won't let you travel. You gotta travel at night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alicia Machado]

Stay sharp, stay cool. Keep yourself alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, thanks for coming in.

[Alicia Machado]

Okay. Watch out for the dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

We will.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-817-2-3,4. We've got five minutes left if you want me to bid your ride. 800-800-RODE. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the air. It is a football Saturday and a football Sunday. Tonight's game, Turley told me it's Clemson and Louisville. Louisville?

[Bob O.]

Oh, yeah, right there.

[Mike Turley]

Top two quarterbacks in the country. Heisman front runners. That game's a night. Oh, you. Texas comes up at 4. I mean, Texas, TCU. I mean, it's gonna be a close game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna go?

[Mike Turley]

No, no, I gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been to TCU game since they built a new stadium. Really? It's.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, it's sharp.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sharp.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah. You need to go out there. Texas is playing a Oklahoma State right now. They're down 16 to 13. In the first quarter. In the first quarter, 16 to 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she was not a strong outfit this year.

[Mike Turley]

It's a big 12 down. I think I heard you mention that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big 12 is weak. They're weak.

[Mike Turley]

Baylor's number one or four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zero. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, is Baylor really that good?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

They haven't played anybody yet.

[Bob O.]

They played yet.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, before we get Houston. I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston? Oh, the Cougars. Yeah, Houston.

[Bob O.]

One to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Killed my Yukon Huskies.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's killed bad. But I mean, it wasn't a basketball game, so it really didn't count.

[Mike Turley]

No. Yeah. Their football team's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, there's some guy mouthing about how they're whipping their ass. I'm like, yeah, yeah, football team.

[Mike Turley]

Play some playman basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Houston is stout. Cowboys.

[Mike Turley]

Should win against San Francisco. I mean, it's a. I could see a let down going all the way out there to San Fran. It's a big travel.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of people are getting on board with the Cowboys now that Dak.

[Mike Turley]

Well, there's a future. The future actually does look right with him. And Zeke before, it was kind of like, oh, getting old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't kept up with the Saints, you know, we're on down in South Louisiana. Who, Dad, I don't even know what they're doing.

[Mike Turley]

They're getting old. I mean, that's. That's what they're running into right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drew Brees and the Texans are the Texans again. They're not awful. They're just there, right?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. I mean, it's gonna. I don't know if it's the Coach o' Brien or maybe it's just because their kid. Their guys are so young. Watt may be gone for the rest of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Mike Turley]

Back issues. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jj, you play football long enough, I.

[Mike Turley]

Guess you lifting weights and stuff like that's gonna kill your back.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when Tony Romo's ready, do you think they're gonna put him back in?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. He didn't lose his job because of performance.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was injury.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but still, that leash can get short. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He starts throwing those interceptions.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, hey, Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure your back's okay? Yeah, I think.

[Mike Turley]

I think there's an injury going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy last week that got attacked by a kicking net.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that was Odell Beckham.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome.

[Mike Turley]

He got mad and threw his helmet at the kicking net, and it came back at him, hit him in the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you haven't seen that on YouTube or wherever it is. That is. That is funny, funny, funny stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. Earlier, you gave away state fair tickets for the North Texas audience in South Texas. Tomorrow night, WAR is in concert. If you want to send me an email, I'll set you up for war tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should have done that earlier. We have ESPN listers right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're in Houston. Yeah. Still, Houston is tomorrow night at the arena place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw and say, I want the war tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many we can? Up to 10.

[Bob O.]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, 10 tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got plenty to give away. Give me the vin.com, click email jcw. We'll give them away in pairs and.