#67 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #67

Aired: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Location: Broadcasting from Philadelphia, with the rest of the crew in Dallas

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Overview

Episode #67 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a classic mix of cars, sports, politics, and pop culture—served up with irreverent humor and lots of live calls. John broadcasts from Philadelphia, attending the largest car auction in Mannheim, Pennsylvania, while the rest of the crew holds down the fort in Dallas. The show delivers lively banter on everything from car valuations and auto auction antics to the week’s biggest political scandal—the release of the infamous Donald Trump/Billy Bush “hot mic” tape. Expect outrageous stories, candid political takes, and a parade of real callers with cars to sell.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. John’s Trip to Philadelphia & Mannheim Car Auction

• John is on-location in Philadelphia, having just attended the largest car auction in the world in Mannheim, Pennsylvania.
• Describes the mix of Amish and Mennonite culture around the event, complete with horse-drawn buggies (“It’s really weird that the largest car auction in the country is in the middle of a farm field. And it smells like a combination of pig, horse, and sugar cane.” – John Clay Wolfe, 01:42).
• Observes cultural quirks, like Amish buggies and blacked-out Mennonite vehicles.

Memorable Quote:

“Don’t tell them you’re Cowboys fans or you’ll get beat up.” (John Clay Wolfe, 02:46)

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2. Sports: Texas Rangers & Other Teams’ Comebacks

• The crew laments the Texas Rangers choking after a great season (03:40).
• Discussion on sports teams’ tendency to come back from behind—comparing the Rangers, Cavaliers, Canucks, and more.
• John notes: “They’ve been the comeback kids. Yeah, but you didn’t need this much of a hole in sudden death going through here.” (John Clay Wolfe, 04:02)

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3. Hurricane Coverage & Media Hype

• Commentary about overblown hurricane warnings—satirizing dramatic newscasters.
• Shepard Smith’s notorious “you will die” clip referenced (06:33).
• “Every time they warn somebody and it doesn’t happen, the next time a storm comes toward them, they go baa.” (Turley, 06:11)

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4. Politics Unplugged: Trump “Grab them by the…” Tape

• Extended discussion and playback of Donald Trump’s “hot mic” audio with Billy Bush (07:55, 09:02).
• Crew analyzes whether this will actually hurt Trump’s campaign, with most agreeing it likely won’t sway his base.
• Parallels drawn between “rich guy” bravado and locker room talk vs. reality.
• John shares an anecdote about a rich friend unsuccessfully trying to impress a date ("He had to dig into the 'do you know who my dad is' package”—09:42).
• Trump’s apology is played and immediately dissected, with banter about media spin between Fox and CNN (11:53).
• Notable call-in from “Ken”, an Oklahoma City truck driver: “This year I have the choice between a douchebag and a skank... But I’m not voting for Hillary. I can tell you that.” (12:55)

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5. Live Car Appraisals & Callers’ Tales

• The backbone of the show: real callers seeking bids on their used vehicles.
• John efficiently walks through numerous appraisals—often with pointed wit:
  • “We don’t buy junk. Anything back at 2,000 is really not what we do.” (John Clay Wolfe, 19:28)
  • “Is it a sunroof or navigation?... Anything wrong with it at all?” (John Clay Wolfe, 13:33)
• Callers seek to justify high asking prices (“sell it, sell it, sell it” - John Clay Wolfe, 17:22), but John reviews recent auction data to set expectations (“Here’s a 160,000 mile one... that did a whopping $150,” 18:09).
• Car segments are fast-paced, honest, and occasionally harsh (“It’s just junk, man,” 26:12).

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6. Satire, Impersonations, and Outrageous Bits

• Running parody of Trump and campaign staff, including the infamous tape and Trump’s apology.
• Characters include a “chipmunk” (a squeaky-voiced commentator on the show), a bumbling clown, “Tony Romo’s Dad” (over-the-top Hispanic accent), and even “Rush Limbaugh” (via crew impersonation).
• Zippy the Clown is interviewed about the “creepy clown” craze, in a segment that starts silly then crescendos into surreal—“All the top clowns back then had sideburns and the top buttons open” (Bob as Zippy, 97:13).

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7. More Political Satire & Cultural Critique

• Discussion of fake news stories and viral urban legends (85:22, 85:54), highlighting how easily people are duped.
• Segment on “Trump’s kids trophy hunting dinosaurs” (satirical man-on-the-street interviews, 29:11–31:55) poking fun at gullibility.
• Social commentary on polarized politics, Facebook arguments, and the inability to sway voters: “If you’re on board, you know, with the Republican candidate at this time, nothing’s going to change your mind.” (Bob, 22:02)
• Crew lampoons both parties with equal irreverence, referencing WikiLeaks, “Killary,” Benghazi, and more.

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8. Behind the Scenes: Auction Mishaps & Staff Drama

• Hilarious retelling of an employee crashing a Hummer through a brick wall into a pond at an auction (32:05).
• Staff disputes: A driver is fired after bitch-slapping another employee (54:25).
• Videos of these incidents are said to be posted on the John Clay Wolfe Show Facebook page.

Notable Quote:

“I leave town for two days, crash a Hummer and three other cars and Danny gets in a fight.” (John Clay Wolfe, 57:54)

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9. Cars, Cars, and More Cars

• Wide array of makes and models appraised on-air, from beaters to luxury cars/trucks.
• John consistently encourages listeners to check givemetheven.com for fast, no-hassle offers (“We’ll email you offer letters. We’ll come to your house, we’ll pick up your car. We’ll pay for them right there.” 15:22)
• Includes $100 guarantee to beat CarMax offers.

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10. Texas vs. East Coast: Culture Clashes

• John reflects on cultural differences (“They walk around here more. The traffic’s terrible.” 140:49)
• Sensory recollections of Texas vs. Philly: food, sports fandom, traffic, and how being a Cowboys fan in Philly leads to heckling.
• Bemoans Philly traffic—“It took us three and a half hours to get from the Philadelphia airport to Manheim auction.” (64:29)

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11. Sports (continued)

• College football preview: A&M vs. Tennessee, Miami vs. Florida State, Alabama vs. Arkansas (114:22–115:52)
• Satirical impersonation of Tony Romo’s father discussing Tony’s job prospects at Whataburger after his NFL injuries (65:27).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “You can do it in your underwear.”
  (Bob’s recurring joke about the ease of selling your car with givemetheven.com, 16:22 and throughout.)

• “Junk is junk. And beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 20:43)

• “I’m not trying to call it junk, but it’s just junk, man.”
  (John Clay Wolfe on an old Mustang, 26:12)

• “I said, ‘I’m just really good at what I do. I’ve been doing this for 20 years.’”
  (John Clay Wolfe on his car-buying prowess, 89:37)

• “We’re not going to jerk you off. And we don’t want you to jerk us off.”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 36:11; brash radio at its finest.)

• [Caller, on election choices:]
  “This year I have the choice between a douchebag and a skank... But I’m not voting for Hillary. I can tell you that.”
  (Ken, Oklahoma City, 12:55)

• “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for $100.”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 23:27 and multiple times)

• “Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com – so easy you can do it in your underwear.”
  (Bob/Show recurring, throughout)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Philly Auction & Amish Culture: 01:22–02:46
• Rangers/Team Sports Discussion: 03:40–04:41
• Media Hype on Hurricanes: 05:35–06:33
• Trump Tape Airing: 07:55, 09:02
• Trump Apology: 11:53
• Oklahoma Truck Caller (“douchebag and a skank”): 12:55
• Caller with Old Durango/Junk Cars Lecture: 17:01–20:43
• Clown Interview/Zippy the Clown: 95:48–98:08
• Auction Hummer Crash Drama: 32:05, 54:25
• Philly Eating & Gino’s vs. Pat’s: 139:42–140:33
• Tony Romo’s Dad Bit: 65:27–66:46
• Rush Limbaugh Impersonation: 78:40–81:07
• Trump Tape Recap (replayed for effect): 132:41

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Tone and Delivery

The tone is unapologetically bold, sarcastic, and rapid-fire Texan—with a heavy dose of guy humor, locker-room banter, and topical satire. The hosts and callers trade jabs, tell stories, and riff off the week’s headlines, while never straying too far from their buy-sell-cars bread and butter.

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In Summary

This episode delivers the John Clay Wolfe Show experience in full:

• Real-life car deals and auction stories
• Raucous banter about politics, sports, and culture
• Satirical impersonations and irreverent bits
• A steady stream of live callers looking to turn their trucks and SUVs into fast cash
• And of course, everything is powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com—“so easy, you can do it in your underwear.”

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For listeners who missed it:

If you want to keep up with the crew’s latest mishaps or need a reality check before trying to sell that “classic” Durango, this episode is a must-listen. As John says—“I’m just really good at what I do. I’ve been doing this for 20 years.”

Transcript

[Caller]

Foreign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[J.D.]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas, Oklahoma City. And the rest of you, God fearing Cowboys fan. Bob, you there?

[Bob O]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? Very well, J.D.

[J.D.]

Good morning. Oh, Mic, Am I on? I'm over here. No. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do.

[Caller]

Awesome.

[J.D.]

Turley, I have so many questions, so little answers.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radios to call in number 800-800-723-4. What are your questions? J.D.

[J.D.]

Where the hell are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Philadelphia.

[Turley]

Why?

[J.D.]

How long?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[J.D.]

Did you miss a plane? What's the matter with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I. I traveled up here for work.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to the largest car auction in the world yesterday in Mannheim, Pennsylvania.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bunch of Amish people rolling around on carriages. Cousin Hezekiah from Kingpin. I saw him.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, seriously, dude, Mannheim, Pa. It's. It's really like the TV show.

[J.D.]

It really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it really is. It's really weird. It's really weird that the largest car auction in the. In the country is in the middle of a farm field. And it smells like a combination of pig.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

S. Horse.

[J.D.]

S. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And sugar cane.

[J.D.]

I got. Do they really come out in buggies?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're all around in buggies. These other people called. What do they call? There's the Amish and the other ones, and they only drive black cars.

[J.D.]

I don't know what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Triple Muslims. Triple Muslims. That's it.

[J.D.]

Of course, Bubba would know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're called. They've got another name, another name of religion. It's like a. It's not as serious as Amish, but. But they're down with the non tech. Semi Amish, but they drive cars. But to let you know they're down with the non technology package. They paint them all black. Oh.

[J.D.]

Kind of like Mary. Mary Kay cars being pink. I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's really weird. The. Not Astrodites. Metadites. Mennonites.

[Turley]

Mennonites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's it.

[Bob O]

That's very complicated.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very complicated.

[Bob O]

So you're learning some culture.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am learning.

[Bob O]

Up in the great Northeast, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And don't tell them you're Cowboys fans or you'll get beat up.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We had a fat lip. All right.

[J.D.]

Brotherly love. What happened to the city of brotherly love?

[John Clay Wolf]

Over a. Over a cheesesteak? And then that rolled into the Eagle Suck. And then I got hit.

[Bob O]

Wow.

[J.D.]

I'm having a hard time believing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

What an adventure. I'm happy for you, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bob O]

That's far out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all doing?

[J.D.]

We're just hanging out in Texas where we're supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we haven't done this tomorrow where I'm not there, but I'm there.

[J.D.]

Yeah. We only did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

It's been a couple years.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going on in Texas?

[J.D.]

Hey, man, like, what's happening?

[Bob O]

We've had our first cold snap. Is it cold up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cold. It's not crazy cold. It's just kind of cold.

[Bob O]

That's like 50, 50 here in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob O]

The Chipmunks are out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Haunted house weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rangers, man, they're getting. They're getting, dog.

[Bob O]

They're working very hard to lose early, aren't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is. This is tough.

[Turley]

They're choking, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had such a great season. They've blown the first two games. There's. I mean, the odds are just about zero.

[Bob O]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been the next three.

[Bob O]

They've been living that way all season long, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. They've been the comeback kids. Yeah, but you didn't need this much of a hole in his sudden death going through here.

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that worked for the Cavaliers in the. In the basketball sport of basketball this year. Sure, it was exciting. And it worked for the Canucks last year.

[Turley]

Well, hey, John, here's some positive that the Rangers have come back from, what, 40 games or no, 49 games this season to win. So, hey, what. Why not? You know, they can win three in a row.

[Bob O]

Is that an actual stat?

[Turley]

Yeah. 49 games they've came back from to win.

[Bob O]

Can do, J.D.

[J.D.]

So it's one of those teams that sort of likes to work with a little stress on.

[Turley]

Yeah, there's a. Just a little.

[J.D.]

Now I'm the same way, man. I like to wait to the very last second, do anything. I'm lazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you making fun of me?

[J.D.]

No, don't make it fun of myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the caller number. You can still get to me through that number and give me year, make, model, and miles on your car, and I'll hang a number on it. I'll buy your car. GiveMeTheEven.com is what this show is powered by. And if you call 800-800-RADIO and tell the screener, you know, 07 Chevy Tahoe, 84,000 miles. He'll put you in the queue. I'll be notified. I'll take you to air, and I'll bid your truck. And I want to buy it. And if we don't beat a Carmax offer, we owe you 100 bucks. You can get all that [e-mail] or just calling now at 800-800-RADIO. It's 50 degrees down there.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Dang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder what it is in Houston. I'll tell you, the hurricane thing was a bust. It was about as much of a bust as game one and two of the.

[Turley]

Wait, wait, hold on. What do you want it to be? Disaster or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound sad. I mean, when he gets on the radio, it's like you're gonna die. I mean, it sounds like Axl Rose. Welcome to the ocean, baby.

[J.D.]

Yeah. He loves to be dramatic. Houston, today is going to be 86 with 65 for the low, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they really did. Turley, I heard it up here.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, read my lips. If you don't leave the coast, you're gonna die.

[J.D.]

Well, here's the Here. You know why they have to do that? Of course. Because in case it does turn left instead of right and it kills a bunch of people, they can say, we. That's all it's about. And the problem with that is every time they warn somebody and it doesn't happen, the next time a storm comes toward them, they go baa. And then some people stand behind, which they did this time. They look smart and the government looked stupid or the state at that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the news?

[J.D.]

The news? Yeah. That was Shepard Smith saying, you and your children and everyone you know will die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will die.

[J.D.]

He did. He's literally said that. He goes. And he added. I like how at the end, he added. He goes, you will die, and your children will die, dude. And your dogs will die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, do you have that clip handy of Bobbo doing Axl Rose?

[Turley]

No, I do not. That was stolen off of my computer when my computer was stolen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bob O]

Gone forever.

[Turley]

Yeah, that along with 20,000 songs.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Turley]

Thanks for bringing that up again, John. Just remind me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was good.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I know. Donald Trump wishes some audio wasn't around.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with that?

[J.D.]

Oh, he just got caught years ago saying something with Billy Bush and whatever that show is. Billy Bush?

[Turley]

You want to play it now?

[J.D.]

Really? Yeah. He's in a bus. And, you know, I've fallen victim to this. When you do a TV show, they put a lavalier on you, little microphone and you have a transmitter on your back. And after a while you wear it for 20, 30 minutes before the shoot. You forget that the thing is on. I've gone to the bathroom and the team, they used to record me, you know, making whatever. And that's what happened here. He just forgot the thing was on. And they were rolling and it sat on a shelf somewhere till some producer at Inside Edition or whatever it is came up with it. And it's damning, but go ahead and play.

[Turley]

Well, the first part is him talking about chasing after a married woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, she used to be very. She's still very beautiful. I moved on her, actually, you know, she was down in Palm Beach. I moved on her and I failed. I'll admit it. Whoa. I did try and her. She was married. Huge nimbus there. I know. Nancy. No, this was. And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I took out furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn't get there. And she was married. And all of a sudden I see her. She's now got the big phony and everything. She's totally changed her look.

[Turley]

Okay, so that's him going after a married woman.

[J.D.]

Where do we start? First of all, years ago. Second of all, something every single one of us has said to their buddy. The difference being he was recorded and it's now conveniently coming out right before the.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And then the second part, which is fun, is when he's pulling up. So he's getting ready to. Yeah, he's getting ready to meet his co host for some soap opera.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's. He's sitting in on a soap opera for the day. So he's arriving at the studio.

[Turley]

So this is them arriving in a big trumpet bus. They get the glimpse of her when they're rolling up in the bus.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's your girl's hottest.

[Caller]

Whoa.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa. Yes. The Donald Escort.

[Turley]

Oh, my man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta use some Tic Tacs just in case they start kissing, you know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them.

[Caller]

It's like a magnet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just kiss right on. Either way. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, whatever you want.

[Caller]

Grab them by the.

[J.D.]

Nice editing.

[Turley]

So, yeah.

[J.D.]

So that's it. All right. So you know who I hear when I hear that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a guy that has trouble getting laid. Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The way he talked Probably a couple of rich guys like him.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll never forget, we were at the door of my house, set him up with my wife's friend at the time. You know, he's, he would be like Donald Trump's kid. This guy was so rich. And we were upstairs looking down over the rail, listening to him trying to close this deal with this gal. And it was so bad, like he had to dig into the do you know who my dad is? Package. Oh, no, she was, she wasn't coming off of it. She wouldn't coming off of anything. She couldn't kiss. You know, he was drunk and he was trying to kiss. And she's like coming up with these excuses like, do you realize who my dad is? Do you realize that's sad how much money we have? And it's kind of listening to Donald just reminded me of that moment.

[J.D.]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take you to buy furniture.

[J.D.]

But again, the problem, that's not going to dissuade. That will dissuade some women, but it won't dissuade any guys because everybody. That's how you talk to your buddies. You talk bigger than you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. Rob, JD Whatever your name is, I agree that actually there might be some. I don't think it's gonna hurt him that much.

[J.D.]

I don't either. Well, of all the things that they got on Hillary and all the. That hasn't hurt her.

[Turley]

But then why would he do this? There's a. Oh, he's an apology apology. You want to hear. You want to hear the apology, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure.

[Turley]

Here it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never said I'm a perfect person, nor pretended to be someone that I'm not. I've said and done things I regret.

[J.D.]

And the words released today on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

More than a decade old video are one of them. Anyone who knows me knows these words don't reflect who I am. I said it. I was wrong and I apologize. I've traveled the country talking about change for America, but my travels have also changed me.

[J.D.]

I've spent time with grieving mothers who've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lost their children, laid off, workers whose jobs have gone to other countries, and.

[J.D.]

People from all walks of life who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just want a better future. I have gotten to know the great people of our country and I've been humbled by the faith they placed in me. I pledge to be a better man tomorrow and will never, ever let you down. Let's be honest, we're living in the real world. This is nothing more than a distraction. From the important issues we're facing today.

[Turley]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are losing our jobs. We are. We're less safe than we were eight years ago. And Washington is totally broken. Hillary Clinton and her kind have run our country into the ground. All right, I've said some foolish things, but there is a big difference between the words and actions of other people. Bill Clinton has actually abused women. And Hillary has bullied, attacked, shamed and intimidated his victims. We will discuss this more in the coming days. See you at the debate on Sunday.

[Turley]

So I guess that's a, an apology.

[J.D.]

That's sort of. Well, I just think it's funny because the head. The headline on Fox News says I said it, I was wrong. Headline on cnn. Can Donald survive.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can. Line two. Let's ask Ken. He's a country guy.

[J.D.]

You want me to hit? Okay, hold on. Here, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, Ken.

[J.D.]

Good morning.

[Turley]

Go ahead, pull him up. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a diesel truck driving man. Are you gonna vote for Trump?

[Caller]

Well, I'm gonna tell you, this year I have the choice between a douchebag and a skank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Caller]

But I'm not voting for Hillary. I can tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna go with a douchebag. Okay. 05F350 crew cab, lariat diesel with 60,000 miles, is that right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

60,000 is good miles. It's very, very low miles. Very great miles for that very great truck. I would look very good in it. Sounds like a douchebag. Yes, you would.

[Caller]

Very well. It's all garage capped, Little Donald.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it, is it is. Does it have a sunroof or navigation?

[Caller]

No, navigation. Does have a sand rubber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it at all? No. Okay, so 08, the 08 was the next year. The new body style. This is 07,0605. This is a six liter. Is it 13,000, does that sound right?

[Caller]

13,000 to buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

No, I'd have to have more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was thinking closer to 20 on a 05.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're three body styles back is the problem, right? Hmm. I'm thinking I'll give more than 12, but I wanted to get your thinking in the mid teens so that I could get it bought because 2020 too much. I do like the miles though, but the 6 liter trucks just won't do that in my world.

[Caller]

Yeah, I would say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean like if I, if I offered you 16 grand, would I buy it. Do what? If I. If I gave 16 grand, would I own it?

[Caller]

I'd have to think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load that up. Say, this will buy it. John, hit me here on the radio. This will buy it. And we'll see pictures. We can pull a VIN number, get the vehicle history, and we'll line it up and send a driver from Dallas to Oklahoma City and pick it up Monday with a check in hand if you have a title. Or we'll make the payoff either way.

[Caller]

Okay, I paid for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then we got a check that you can hammer. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is there one more guy that had a Colorado I'm gonna hit real quick.

[J.D.]

We have Thomas with a Tacoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not a Colorado with 180,000 miles.

[J.D.]

Not that I'm seeing here.

[Turley]

You must have dropped off.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have one minute left.

[Turley]

We have now 30 seconds and, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas with the Tacoma. Go to givemetheven.com and load up the Tacoma and we'll email you an offer letter just like everyone else. If you go to givemetheven.com we'll email you offer letters. We'll come to your house, we'll pick up your car. We'll pay for them right there. We'll make the payoffs. We'll do it in and out with your dealer of choice, whatever you want to do. We're the best damn car buyers in all the southwest United States. And if you don't believe me, ask our customers. I know that sounds cheesy. That's just the truth. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

Be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

UNO momento, por favor. You want top money for your trade or you just want sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com. givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter. Email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public, and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Givemetheven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800-radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, Grab that fellow on Kevin on 1 1. Kevin, good morning, you on the air? Hello, Kevin, what do you got? You gotta. What I see here is an old ass Dodge Durango with big miles.

[Caller]

Well, they don't consider it big miles anymore. It used to be 100,000 miles was a lot, but nowadays it's not very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell it, sell it, sell it. There, he's teaching me. He's giving us good lines guys.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

These no stamps. All right. And I guess it's not a 17 year old truck anymore either. About 5 body styles old.

[Caller]

It's a pretty good shape. I'm surprised what they're getting for these trucks nowadays. I was just wondering what, you know, what they're going for now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 2000 Durango, right?

[Caller]

It's a RT 2000 Durango 5.9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now when you say you're surprised what they're getting for them, where are you seeing that? What they're asking for them or what they're getting for them?

[Caller]

What they're asking for? I've seen some. I'd like to get more of a defined what it's worth considering the way the economy might go under trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 59 liter?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's a hundred and thirty six thousand mile one that brought $300 in Phoenix in Mannheim auction last week. Here's a 166,000 mile one that brought $250. These are Oo Dodge Durango, two wheel drive, 5.9 liter. Brought $250 at a Manheim Dallas auto auction last week. Here's a 160,000 mile one in Fort Lauderdale at the end of August that did a whopping 150. But the cream. The bell of the ball in Hawaii on October 5th with 169,000 miles. 2000 Durango RT brought 1100. That one won. And what were you wanting for yours?

[Caller]

Well, here's. Here's the funny thing. I know that at the junkyard you can probably get about 400 bucks if you just drive it to the junkyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller]

But what I've seen advertised is anywhere from 15 to 3500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's it take to buy yours?

[Caller]

It's in perfect shape. I mean everything works. It's got leather interior, ac.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy yours? Not paint me a picture?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm sorry, no. What's the dollar amount I'd like to get 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run an ad. 8008-0072-3480-0800. 7234. 800800 radio. And I understand that. I mean, that's cool. We don't buy junk. Anything back at 2,000 is really not what we do. We buy 2,000 to 200,000. The more expensive, the more we like it. But we definitely, obviously most of the cars on the road are between, you know, two grand and ten grand. And that's, that's 80% of what we buy. Or 70% of what, what? 60% of what we buy. I say 50% of what we buy is, is under ten grand. And 30% of what we buy is in the teens. And then 20 and up is the rest of it. But I love the heavies, the lamb. I mean, all the expensive crap. 8008-0072-3480-0800. 7, 2, 3, 4. The reason I drug everyone through that, through that exercise a moment ago is so that they understand what junk is. Junk. Junk is junk. And beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. And we sell on the market. We buy on the market. And these old ass Durangos, I don't care how cool they are, they're only worth a thousand bucks tops. And, and if you want 2000, you want double the cash value of it. So you need to run an ad in the paper and get your retail buyer.

[Bob O]

Yeah, especially in a trump economy. Did you hear him slip that in?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did hear that. Jeez, that in.

[Bob O]

Everybody's so political.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slip things in. When you're a celebrity, you can just slip it, right?

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like white snakes. Babo, have you ever gotten laid because you're, because you're a celebrity?

[Bob O]

Oh, no, never. No, I would never. I would never do that. How dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But didn't you. Didn't you mate? Yes, McIntyre, once. Yeah, here we go.

[Turley]

No, this story again.

[Bob O]

Well, that wasn't because she was a bigger celebrity than me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she just. Was she feeling like for, was she doing charitable contributions?

[Bob O]

Let me tell you the truth. She took advantage of me in that deal.

[J.D.]

Oh, Lord. First of all, this never happened.

[Bob O]

Says you.

[J.D.]

Says me.

[Bob O]

Star at Cowboys stadium.

[J.D.]

Sure that's okay. Well, I didn't say I did it with Ariba.

[Bob O]

That's how you know which stories are true, jd. Mine's believable because yours contains geography. You never do that.

[J.D.]

Oh, you never do that. Okay.

[Turley]

J.D. do you have to just put tic tacs in your mouth constantly because you're just gonna start kissing them? I have kissing them.

[J.D.]

I have a box in my back pocket right now.

[Turley]

You just never know.

[Bob O]

If a girl comes around, you never know.

[J.D.]

Sometimes you just walk into a seven.

[Bob O]

Well, and it doesn't at this point. We've got two dishes on the buffet, Right.

[J.D.]

And both of them are rotten.

[Bob O]

3 if you talk to some people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

And everybody's so shocked. I can't believe this doesn't change your mind. I can't believe it's Donald Trump. If you're, if you're on board, you know, with the Republican candidate at this time, nothing's going to change your mind.

[J.D.]

Nothing's going to change your mind. Same way with Hillary. She could come out and have, there could be videotape if her killing somebody and people would still vote for her.

[Bob O]

Our candidates are so polarized. There's such a phonetical difference, you know.

[J.D.]

No one's gonna, the people that have already decided are not gonna change their mind. Jimmy Kimmel's been saying this and he's a left wing, but he's been saying this for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he really left?

[J.D.]

Oh, God, yes. Oh, yes.

[Bob O]

Probably not as much as something else.

[Turley]

Well, we can do that next, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are we out now? Yeah. Like how many seconds?

[Turley]

As soon as you say goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goodbye. We'll be right back. My name's John Claywolf. I buy cars on the radio. Call in now. We're live as it gets. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our caller number. Give me year, make, model, miles. I'll buy your car on the show right now. Put you on there, beat you down.

[J.D.]

Break your heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

A friend. I'm your friend in the car business, John Clay wolfe. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. $100 guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for $100. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want, the VIN number in the pictures.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Cl. Clay Wolf Show. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. Who else is on with us? Pennsylvania, Oklahoma. They're all over the place. J.D. i'm here.

[J.D.]

Good morning, John. And you're not here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. I'm in Philadelphia. We miss you in a little weird studio in A big building with a bunch of Yankee people that have Eagles jersey. I did it.

[J.D.]

Remember, I did it remotely from Houston once, but I wasn't surrounded by Philadelphians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Hey, grab one three.

[J.D.]

Grab line three with a 13 rich. No, that's line three is rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't matter. Rick rich. 13 Ford.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You've got a 13 Ford Flex, platinum sunroof, nav leather and 33,000 miles. Where you call. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Grandview, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grandview. Brand new Grandview. I know. Where is Grandview.

[Caller]

South of DFW. Probably about 45 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Alvarado. Next one down.

[Caller]

Yeah, correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been shopping this thing or you just want to sell it?

[Caller]

One one time shopped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what'd they say and how long ago?

[Caller]

It was about six months ago. They told me 22 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gone down. Everything's gone down a little bit. So since then. So do you want to sell it or do you want to trade it in?

[Caller]

I'm most likely going to trade in. I have 150 for my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's going to be right around what they said. 20 grand. 21 grand. 22 grand.

[Caller]

21 grand about it. On it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

All right, well, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. If you want to, I can facilitate a trade in with one of our dealers. What do you want to buy?

[Caller]

It'll be an F150. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and then I can. We can get the used car trade in, part of it knocked out, and then you can go to the dealership and have that in your hand. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I think we've got another one. Yeah. Hit six, please. Six up. Dylan 07 Ford Mustang. Is it an eight cylinder?

[Caller]

It's a six cylinder, but I just got a new transmission rebuilt, put in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it ain't me. It's just junk.

[Caller]

Oh, man, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but it just is. It's got 180, 000 miles on a six cylinder. It's just junk. It's just junk. I'm not trying to call it junk, but it's just junk, man. Line seven.

[J.D.]

All right. Line seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Bruce. 04 BMW X5 with 99 average. Rough for clean.

[Caller]

I would say semi rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

The call in numbers. 800-800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Semi rough. 04 with bid 99. These things cost so much to work on. Is the problem Is it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I just bought a different car. I bought that, bought that for my ex girlfriend to drive around. I'm just trying to unload it. What do you think? It's ballpark worth two grand. Two grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I hear the rough part. I really need to see pictures and if you'll go to on givemetheven.com give me the vi n dot com.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It just has some minor body damage to it and but if you fix that, what is full retail on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know. I buy them wholesale. But if you go to givemetheven.com I can make you an offer. My number will be between 2 and 4,000. What happened to her? Why she your ex girlfriend and why'd you get stuck with a car?

[Caller]

Well, because I paid for it number.

[John Clay Wolf]

One.

[Caller]

And you know, I wasn't aware.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago did she did she exit the situation?

[Caller]

Probably three to four months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you dehorsed her?

[Caller]

Well, it was a mutual decision, I would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like when you took the keys away from her and said bitch, get out my car. How'd that go?

[Caller]

Well, she. She had her parents buy her another car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh good. Why didn't they buy her one in the first place? And then you wouldn't had to been involved and you could have just.

[Caller]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I got this one sitting on my lap.

[John Clay Wolf]

808. Yeah. Go to give me the vin dot com. It's two to four grand. Load it up and we'll make you an offer. We'll just email you off. And that goes for anyone listening right now. Give me the vin.com we will email you an offer on your car. We have a room full of buyers and we buy cars and that's what we do. So tell me about Trump's kids. This hunting thing, hold on.

[Turley]

It's just froze up on us. But yeah, hunting thing, yeah. Do you remember, you remember this audio, J.D.

[Bob O]

No. Yeah, I do.

[J.D.]

Is it from more than 10 years ago I hope?

[Bob O]

No, it's not from the plasticine error I think.

[Turley]

Yeah. This is when a reporter was actually going out and talking to some of just voters, potential voters and seeing if they. Because you hear all kinds of different things out there. You know, stories about his kids or you know, Hillary's kids, stuff like that. Well, this guy was out there talking to some voters about stories that his kids are avid hunters and some of the things that they've actually hunted.

[J.D.]

All righty.

[Caller]

You might have seen the Donald Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids are big hunters. They go on these Hunting trips just for fun and kill these poor animals. So now just getting people's reactions to Donald Trump's kids now killing the triceratops.

[Caller]

In Africa hunting expedition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So honestly, my opinion is I think they're just getting away with a lot for the simple fact that they're Donald Trump's children.

[Caller]

Would an ordinary person be able to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get away with killing a triceratops or.

[Caller]

The Donald Trump kids just being able.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get away with that because they're Donald Trump's kids?

[Turley]

I think they're getting away with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're Donald Trump's kids. And I think anybody else would just get in trouble. And they're honestly just, I don't know, Jail time. Animal rights activists.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they'll.

[Turley]

They'll pay a fine for it and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Ll serve their time in jail. And for killing the Triceratops, I think an endangered species in some countries.

[Turley]

So, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes it even worse. Mm.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

But I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, apparently.

[Turley]

How much would that find be for.

[J.D.]

A tard ceratos, you could not afford it.

[Turley]

Well, it didn't stop there. There's other prehistoric animals that apparently they hunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, they trophy hunt things like lions and, and tigers and things like that.

[Caller]

And now the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Trump kids have killed pterodactyl in.

[Caller]

Their latest hunting expedition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just getting people's comments on this. Is that.

[Caller]

Is that inappropriate for them to be trophy hunting those things when it's not for meat?

[John Clay Wolf]

I personally wish that people wouldn't do it, but at the end of the.

[J.D.]

Day, if there's a right to do.

[Bob O]

It and there's a service that does.

[Caller]

It, you gotta let people get a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Permit to hunt the pterodactyls.

[J.D.]

I guess I don't approve of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like it.

[J.D.]

But if they can get a permit and they can do it legally, I guess that's within their rights to do it.

[Turley]

So he's for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kill all the pterodactyl permit.

[J.D.]

I'm gonna say that's less stupid people than it is. Somebody shoves a camera in your face, you don't really listen. You think so?

[Turley]

These are voters, J.D.

[J.D.]

I know that's what's sad. I got you.

[Turley]

There's one more. John, you like to hear it here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure.

[Caller]

Just getting people's reactions now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald Trump's children are posting photos of them now.

[Caller]

They had killed a woolly mammoth on.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hunting expedition just for a trophy.

[Caller]

To mount the head in their Manhattan apartment. Just getting people's reactions to the Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids now killing A woolly mammoth. I think it's awful that they're doing that and just thinking that it's okay just because they have lots of money that they can throw it away by, you know, taking part in these things. Whereas I don't think it's okay that they're doing that.

[Turley]

Yeah, I. I don't think they're listening either.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, it's just the bottom line. People are stupid. For instance, people that work for us are stupid. It doesn't mean we don't like them. What happened? Nice people.

[J.D.]

Yeah, of course they're nice people. These are nice people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I understand, but we did like this week. We had a. I sit down after the auction where we sell a lot of cars. I sit down in the lunchroom and my buddy walks up. How's your day going? Good. Did you do well today? Yeah, we did okay. Yeah. Did you sell any Hummers? Actually, there was one that I didn't see come through that we wanted to sell. Oh. Yeah. He said, well, it's hanging. It's in the bottom of the retention pond out there. I'm like, what do you mean it's the bottom of the. Oh. He said, you didn't hear? Your driver got in it and it took off, went about 40 miles an hour, crashed through the exterior brick wall, hit a Lexus, bounced off the Lexus, went through a guardrail and off a 10 foot embankment into a retention point. But it's right out there if you'd like to go see it.

[J.D.]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we watched the security video and it's the damnedest thing. I mean, we've got it all on tape. And do y' all have it posted?

[Turley]

We're working on posting on the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook right now.

[J.D.]

Did you end up talking to the guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D.]

I mean, do we know?

[Turley]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I walked up to him and said, are you okay?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, yes. I said, do you work for me or do you work for the auto auction? Because I didn't know him.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, for you. I was like, oh, wrong answer. I really wish you worked for the auto auction.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because then I wouldn't. Then they had to pay me. Now I had to pay them. Yeah, it's. It's. It's weird.

[Turley]

So you know the story behind it. Would you. What, what have you heard?

[John Clay Wolf]

All I know is he said that he started it up and it just took off.

[Turley]

Yeah. So he said he started up, put it in drive, and that's when it just took off. And you could See, in the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

It lifts like it's.

[Turley]

I mean, he's, like, pressing the gas on it hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

The suspension, I mean, like, front tires almost come off the ground.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Do you think he just makes the break in the gas?

[Turley]

Yeah, I do. He's an older gentleman, so it is possible. And I was just shocked that he didn't get hurt because you don't put your seatbelts on when you get in these cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

He went through a brick wall at 40 miles an hour. He hit electric boxes, and he hit a guardrail, and then he nosed in to the bottom of the.

[Turley]

It's like six foot drop. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nosed in and the airbag never went off. I mean, any of those hits. He hit four things, Turley.

[Turley]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Airbags never went off, and I'm gonna pay for everything.

[Turley]

Do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we get Hummer to pay for all this?

[Turley]

Well, you know what? The airbags did not deploy.

[John Clay Wolf]

My necks just hurt thinking about.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I got a little whiplash listening to the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, if. If the Ford truck guy's still on, I want to talk to him.

[J.D.]

All right. Ford truck guy. He's not. I don't see a Ford truck up here. I see a Ford Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's fine.

[J.D.]

Like, you want Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I really want the Ford truck.

[J.D.]

I got a Buick, I got a Ford, I got a key, and I got a Mercedes.

[Turley]

Nope, not in line nine. Dropped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, line nine, you shouldn't have dropped, because I was gonna give you a big offer on your 2010 F150 with 64,000 miles, but now I'm not. Not going. Oh, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up, Joseph, and I'll buy that.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's this? Mustang.

[J.D.]

You want the Mustang?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D.]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hit it. Yeah. Mustang, man.

[J.D.]

Juan.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juan.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is this thing leather?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 60,000. It's a 2012 Mustang GT.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say 60,000?

[Caller]

68.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they wrote down 88 on the deal. Okay. Is it. Is it standard or automatic?

[Caller]

Yeah, six speed manual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a base Mustang gt?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

What, the Hatchet, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waxahatchee. Home of the Indians.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got 60 on it. It's a base. It's 14 grand. 14.

[Caller]

I think that's a lot better than I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John, hit me 14 grand on the air. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. Where's my check. And that goes for anybody. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me the V.I. n.com is where you go to get your car appraised. But we're not just appraising. We're making offers to buy them.

[Turley]

Actually buy them. Yeah. We're not just our appraisal service. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Oh, God. We're not. That's. That's for a bunch of jerk offs. And we're not. We. We're not going to jerk you off and we don't want you to jerk us off. And I know that sounds very. Hey, Mr. Trump, but I'm trying to. Well, I am up here in Philadelphia.

[J.D.]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how lie. I'm listening to all these people talk ugly all the time.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Is it really that been that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So far for you? Yeah. I mean, don't I sound like a Yankee already?

[Turley]

You kind of do.

[J.D.]

You're a little brash.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want you to jerk me off. I'm gonna jerk you off. And you know it's a bunch of jerk off. Give me the band if you don't want that.

[Bob O]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We gotta get it straight. Quit screwing around. The kids called and they wanted to me to bring him home a souvenir from Philadelphia.

[J.D.]

He said broken bale do what the Brad the bell.

[Turley]

We should hear about that next.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just gonna bring him home an angry Jewish woman.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the [e-mail]. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Texas, East Texas, Central Texas.

[Caller]

South Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you. We're gonna be here for three more hours. My name is John Clearwolf. I buy cars on the radio and we try to entertain ourselves. This morning I'm a little off center because I'm in a. I'm in a studio and in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. And all my guys, all my homies are in the studio in Dallas, Texas.

[Turley]

And what studios are you in in Philly?

[John Clay Wolf]

I heart media. Oh, wow.

[Turley]

Have a cool, cool handle over there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have a cool handle yet over here.

[Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I did. Hang on. I want to take a couple of calls real Quick and then. And I want to talk about clown sightings. Grab number. I don't. I can't see these. 11 drop. Grab number 10. Mary. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 15 Jeep Cherokee. Is it a Grand Cherokee? No, just a regular Cherokee. It is limited.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. With a panoramic sunroof. It's fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it mid 20s? Is that right? Mid 20s, mid 20s. Mid to low 20s. On the money.

[Turley]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just, it's just a Cherokee, right? Yeah, that one's a little off. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking 25 grand. Let's go to number nine. Number nine. Good morning. 138,000 mile. Denali, Ashley or Ash.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, guys?

[Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. It's a Sierra. It says D era. Does it mean what? Have you got a 2010 GMC Sierra?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a cruise sle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's cloth. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four. With the 20 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 11 to 10? Is it 12 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I honestly don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for 12 grand and load the car into givemetheven.com. if it's a cloth four wheel drive with 138, I'm 11 to 12 grand is what my guts telling me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, john, hit me at 11 to 12 grand on the air. This is what it takes to buy it. Here's the pictures. We'll buy it. Come to your house, bring a check. Number seven. Good morning. You're on the air. Alan.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 Toyota Tundra with 36. Is the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller]

It's the big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a limited or an SR5 with leather or platinum?

[Caller]

It's a 1794 edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 20, is it 28 grand? Is that right?

[Caller]

Well, I've been offered 33 at the dealership on a trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me look it up. I'm just sitting here going off my gut. It's a two wheel drive though, huh?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you take their offer?

[Caller]

I'm going this afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just.

[Caller]

I'm the eternal sales guy, so I trust no one, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, what do you do?

[Caller]

I'm in commercial sales with a trucking company.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Caller]

That sounds that's very transportation. Basically, I deal with contracts for companies to move their product from their distribution facilities to their retail stores.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They lie to you a lot?

[Caller]

Well, let's say they don't lie to me, but they're not always exactly truthful.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you buying? What are you going to trade it in on?

[Caller]

I am looking to purchase a 17, another Tundra 1794. But I want four wheel drive this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do too. I'd like to buy your other one that you're fixing to buy. Those are a lot easier to sell. The two wheel drives are tough. This car has 30,000 miles that we sold.

[Caller]

36,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah. What. What did they offer you? 33. Yeah, they're right. I was too light. I was thinking about something else. And I've got a market report up in front of me. I'll. I'll beat that. I'll give more, but not a whole lot more. But it's still more. But you got to get your tax credits. So what we've got to do is go to givemetheven.com, load it up and say, john, here's an offer for 33. John said he'll beat it, and I will line you up. What's the name of the dealership you're working with? Are you there?

[Turley]

I think he's dropped. Yeah, he went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But yes, I am in Philadelphia this morning. And I was leaving, you know, I was driving around town looking for the station. You asked me what stations were at iHeartMedia in the Philadelphia. And it just was. There's an area. This one's weird because, like, in Dallas and in Houston, the I heart the CBS guys and the Cumulus guys, they're all in different parts of town, right? But here it's like radio and TV row.

[J.D.]

Radio row, literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I knew I was there because I started seeing, you know, I felt it's kind of like when, you know, you're close to the state fair, right? I was looking for the building. I couldn't figure it out. It wasn't. Wasn't well marked. But I started seeing like clowns and carnies. And I was like, wait a minute, we're getting close, man. It wasn't I Heart's promotion van lineup, but it was the other one, the competition, cbs, I think it was.

[J.D.]

Start seeing the radio van, you start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seeing the radio vans.

[J.D.]

We're close. I smell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I smell it, man. There's a clown. He just ran out of the back of the radio van.

[J.D.]

Oh, we're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost. T shirts. Hang on. And looked up the stage. I was like, well, that's. That's the. That's Cumulus. That's not my heart. And I kept driving, and I saw some clown vans. I saw some clown cars in the bottom of a parking garage. I'm like, this is it. We made it.

[J.D.]

We've made it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But whenever you. On the weekends, all the carney cars at the radio stations get parked in the parking lot. All those radio I95. Planet 72 power. Country good. Philadelphia's best country. I'm like, philadelphia doesn't even know what country is.

[J.D.]

I'm sure it's Luke Bryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, they're not even allowed to listen to country in my book. But that, you know, that. That's not exactly true. I was the. The largest auction in the United States is Mannheim, Pennsylvania. And I drove out there Thursday, and it is in the middle of a damn farm field.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, more so than I thought. It took us two and a half hours to get out there from Philly. And I can't believe. The largest. So let's say Turley. We're in Dallas, right? The largest auction in the world would be in Tyler. Good Lord.

[J.D.]

Yeah. It's out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Turley]

That's a commitment for whoever's buying. Is there hotels around there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. I mean, it's the whole city, and there's just car callers going up and down Main street like. So the city is oil field town.

[Turley]

The city is the auction, then. Yes. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mannheim. The largest car auction company in the country is Mannheim Auctions and is named after Mannheim, Pennsylvania, which was the first one. And it all started right there. And it's. It's got like 40 lanes.

[Turley]

Holy cow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's ridiculous. The guys that I work with are the largest dealer up in that auction. They sell like 30% of the dealers. It was. I. It was unbelievable how much flow and how many highline cars and fancy cars, as we call them that come through there. And I can't believe everybody from New York and Chicago and everywhere else drives to this place in the middle of nowhere to attend this sale on a Friday. Friday morning. But anyway, did it.

[Turley]

Attending the sale, did it get your pants a little bit, you know, jingling in there and stuff getting you happy?

[John Clay Wolf]

It woke me up to what we need to do in Texas. Yes, for sure.

[J.D.]

So you're learning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm learning. It's been a learning trip. So what's up with Johnny Manziel? And college, where do we start?

[Turley]

The latest story. Have you heard? He's still going to college at A. M. By the way, big game. A M this weekend. We heard about this. Big game, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

How do you not heard about the game, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm up in the East Coast.

[J.D.]

They don't talk football up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't talk football because I don't want to get a fight.

[Turley]

Well, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the worst.

[Turley]

They've Got Tennessee, big SEC matchup nine. Tennessee going to A&M, number eight. Both teams are undefeated. I mean, this is the game of the week. It's at 2:30. So if you're bored at 2:30. Yes, today. So 3:30 your time.

[J.D.]

So, yeah, Johnny Manziel got in trouble. He's apparently trashed a house again. According to TMZ Sports, did $180,000 damage to doors, windows, and more to this Hollywood house that another guy rented. And he ended up staying there. And he just. They just destroyed it. Just turned it into the ultimate. Oh, Johnny's here.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Something Johnny.

[Bob O]

He just joined the house, man. All those people are tutors, man.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bob O]

Tutors go to school, man. What, you got new math?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Science.

[J.D.]

Apparently you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why you 800-800-Radio if you want to talk to Johnny, man.

[J.D.]

Why you trash the house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys?

[Bob O]

Biology. It's not trash. Decorated.

[J.D.]

Decorated.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's school, Johnny?

[J.D.]

Are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you having. Are you having fun being a alum?

[Bob O]

Well, John, not an alum. I'm going back to a. M. Student where everybody knows my name. Johnny Football. And my friends at the gas pipe. The gas pipe? The gas pipe. Paying half the tuition. And for the rest of it, I got in. Salesman.

[J.D.]

You're a salesman? You're in sales?

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[J.D.]

What are you selling?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you selling?

[Bob O]

I'm selling Smokinator 2000 Smokingators. Oh, it's the coolest setup.

[J.D.]

Like a vapor. What is that?

[Bob O]

No, it's a new gas pipe item. Yeah, Endorsed by me, Johnny Football. Wow.

[J.D.]

Your signature brand.

[Bob O]

That's got two bowls. Two bowls, four mouthpieces.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D.]

For a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a hookah.

[Bob O]

Good. Like all your friends together smoking. 82,000, man, you score and we'll be the extra points for you, man.

[J.D.]

God, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Johnny, do you like. Are you doing well in school? What's your mission?

[Bob O]

Well, John, I've decided to take it very serious, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like it.

[Bob O]

And I'm gonna learn to be a serious student.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

And practice gynecology.

[J.D.]

You're not gonna Be a doctor?

[Bob O]

No, because I've been practicing as an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday.

[Bob O]

No, because I've been practicing as an amateur for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. An amateur gynecologist.

[Bob O]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah, yeah, you've been an amateur gynecologist, but you went to a. M. Now to get your license. Are you going to be a vet?

[Bob O]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or a doctor.

[Bob O]

Well, I hope to start with, you know, wildlife and animals and help the game wardens.

[J.D.]

Help, but it's not a gynecologist.

[Bob O]

And the vice squad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna.

[Bob O]

No, because hooker lives matter, man. Hooker lives matter, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna, like, be a pro bono gynecologist for prostitutes.

[Bob O]

Yeah. They're gonna be like, hey, Johnny Football.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

What's wrong down there, man? It'll be like nothing, man. Looks good to me. That's gonna be $800. Okay.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bob O]

I gotta fix my pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Johnny. Thanks.

[Turley]

Oh, thank you, Johnny.

[J.D.]

Why does it always smell like burning Christmas trees when he's in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Eight hundred radio lines. Line 10, we have Pamela. Good morning, Pamela.

[Turley]

Pamela?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pam, are you still there on line 10?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas. I know where that is. What have you got, ma'?

[J.D.]

Am?

[John Clay Wolf]

I see a 15 Ford Mustang.

[Caller]

Yeah, 5.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Loaded, cross seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you wanting to do with it?

[Caller]

I just really just want to see how much it would retail for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why?

[Caller]

Trying to pay it off fast. And what's your payoff currently? Currently? Oh, like 28 on it. So I just want to kind of get an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's mid 20s. You're a little bit flipped in it. Mid 20 20s is. Is the money. You're probably two grand behind the eight ball on it with bean cloth.

[Caller]

Okay. It only has 7,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's one in. In Albany, New York with 4,000 miles. It sold for 25. Here's one with 4,000 miles in Statesville, Arkansas that sold for 26. Here's one in Kansas City last week that sold for 25 with 5,000 miles. So the money's 25 grand.

[Caller]

Okay. Okay, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 72-34. Just go to givemetheven.com There was a. Here's a 07, line 12. Is he still there? Tom?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I'm here. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Ada, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ada, Oklahoma. 2007 Chevy, 3500. Four wheel drive is. I take it it's A diesel?

[Caller]

It is. It's got the 6.6 Duramax with the Ellison transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LTZ or an LT or ls?

[Caller]

It's lt. Is it cloth or leather? It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand. 16 grand. 17 grand. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yes. That was what I figured.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Givemethe v I n.com John, hit this car in the upper teens. Here it is. What will you actually give me a check for? I want to sell it. 800, 800 radio. And call in studio now or givemethevin.com. actually, if you just go to the website, it's better because we need the VIN number to do our job right and we need the pictures. But we'll still love to talk to you on the air. My name is John Claywolf, and I buy cars on radio. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website. Givemetheven.com.

[Turley]

It takes all that out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1-800-800, radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hey, Turley.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm reading our notes for today's program, and I just saw something that I was unaware of. A driver. I know that we had a driver at the auction drive a Hummer through the brick wall and hit a Lexus in the parking lot and flew off. The Lexus went through a guardrail, off an embankment into the retention point.

[Turley]

Yes. Which I believe is. You can watch that on the John Clay Wolf show page.

[John Clay Wolf]

The security cam footage loaded now.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf Show. That incident.

[Turley]

This is real, folks. This is not made up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't make this up. No.

[J.D.]

You got this from the security cams at the auction.

[Turley]

Okay.

[J.D.]

I want to watch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's pretty good. Okay, so I do know about the driver. Our driver that got in our car at the auction, drove through a brick wall, hit Alexis on the other side of the brick wall. Like the Kool Aid guy coming through the brick wall?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's even a red Hummer bounced off of it and then threw a galvanized guardrail off of a concrete embankment. That I understand. But then underneath that, you've got a note here. It said, driver got in fight with someone at auction and he's been fired.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was that?

[Turley]

So your favorite employee or former employee? Remember old Danny? Grumpy Danny? Yeah, yeah, Chef. He got in an argument with one of the employees there.

[John Clay Wolf]

About what?

[Turley]

Apparently about that situation that happened. Yeah. And I guess he was trying to defend our guy, which is fine. It's admiral and everything. And there was a little. The. The gentleman at the auction started poking at Danny, literally, like poking him in the chest. And they're exchanging words, and Danny just bitch slapped him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he?

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it sounds like Danny was in the right.

[Turley]

Well, yeah, but if I got in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Danny's face and started poking his chest, I would expect to get bitch slapped. Correct. And I'm his boss.

[Turley]

But the auction. The auction, didn't they frown upon that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they? Do they have. Since we have security video of the Hummer incident, do we have security video of the alleged allocation?

[Turley]

No, but I had enough eyewitnesses to get the story straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did I take his finger and poke Danny in the chest?

[Turley]

From what? From the story that I've been told, yes. That's what in Danny. And then it was another driver that was a witness to it, too. From what he told me, it wasn't very hard, but, you know, it's.

[J.D.]

Danny's a strong man.

[Bob O]

Yeah, I got him rolled near old door style.

[Turley]

Oh, hey, is it this Danny right here joining us right now? Yeah, what's up, Danny?

[Caller]

He would poke his finger in my chest.

[Turley]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Every day.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I go down the metro. This man, easy. Dumb, huh? Dumbass.

[Bob O]

This man is asking me, can I have one of those squares?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, and smoke all my cigarettes.

[J.D.]

Ass.

[Bob O]

So I don't like it anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

And every day it come down and.

[Caller]

Said, hey, yo, driver. Your driver crashed through the wall.

[Bob O]

You need to fire his ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, what you talking about?

[Bob O]

Because that ain't none of your business.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's John Clay Wolf business, right? And it poked me in my chest, and I lay on him like rope.

[Bob O]

In the old door. Sock in the jaw.

[Turley]

How about Ruby from the Rangers sock.

[Bob O]

Him in the jaw?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he hit him, Danny? Did you hit him open handed or closed handed?

[Caller]

I was open handed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, was it an ear slap?

[Bob O]

Cause he's just a little white boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it ear slap or a head slap?

[Caller]

I got him in the ear a.

[Bob O]

Little bit, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, well, I guess that's the same thing, a head slapping here.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I need to talk to Turley, Danny, because he's the. He's the third party. Cool headed one. Turley. Did they call you on it?

[Turley]

Yeah, we were made aware of the situation that the driver's not allowed at the auction anymore, so it's really not. He's not. Yeah, he's not much of a use for us, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we didn't have to fire him on the spot. He was taken out for us.

[Turley]

There's. I know, but there's other issues too, that, that came to light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Uncle Roy? We need to get his take on this.

[Turley]

Yeah, we can call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the voice of reason.

[Turley]

We can call him next, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd like to hear.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I leave town for two days.

[Bob O]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crash a Hummer and three other cars, and Danny gets in a fight.

[Turley]

And did you see the other thing that happened? It wasn't our driver, but somebody, I guess was dropping a car off at the auction to run in our lane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Apparently decided they had a nice white five zero Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't run other people's cars in our lane.

[Turley]

Well, not. It was not other cars. It was our car. Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

They're dropping off for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And they decided to go ahead and do donuts in the parking lot before they checked it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. You can see what she. What the old gray bear would do.

[Bob O]

Yes.

[Turley]

And so I sent you. I sent you that video. Yeah, that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Post that on the. On the page too.

[Turley]

We're working on that one next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, how many donuts did he get down?

[Turley]

Well, the video only showed a couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the.

[Turley]

The security guy who called me is like, hey, is this your car? He sends me the VIN number and I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's our car. He goes, well, your guy that dropping it off decided to do donuts in our parking lot. And I'm like, what? He goes, yeah, I got the footage and I'll see it. And sure enough, you can see him kind of do a couple. And he speeds off and I. Richard Rollins moment. Yeah. To the point to where this guy said, well, by the way, he's no longer allowed to the auction either.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I left Thursday at noon and it's Saturday morning and I've already lost three people.

[Turley]

Yeah, two at least, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the guy that, that wrecked the Hummer?

[Turley]

Well, he's still working with us right now. He's. He's also not at the auction anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sending him to people's homes to pick up their car. So should they, like give him some room? Yeah. Clear your driveway and tell all your neighbors to take their cars off the street.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I saw that video on the John Clay Wolf Facebook page and the show page, that is. He takes off, boy, it just goes zoom. Yeah, he's not just. Yeah, it launches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, line 11. Greg 16 Lexus. Good morning.

[J.D.]

There's. There's nobody on line 11.

[Turley]

He's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually.

[Turley]

We got to get to break too, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot the rich guys won't wait. No, it's the junk cars that'll wait for three hours. I'll spend more in long distance fees waiting on why they're waiting on me than their cars worth is what's weird. But that's all good, man. We, we love it all. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com be back in a momento port forward. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it now or I'll pay off your payoff. GiveMeTheEven.com. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Line two. Mike, good morning. You're on the air. You there?

[J.D.]

There is no line two.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to get his stuff straight. He just dropped line 10. 12 Dodge Ram. Yes, Joe.

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 Dodge Diesel. Four wheel drive at 12 Dodge Diesel's leather clothes.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a ST or an SLT?

[Caller]

It's the, it's like the workman's edition or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a tradesman? Does it have a gray or a black plastic front grille?

[Caller]

All the front grill is black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, those don't sell, you know Nearly as well as the city trucks, the cowboy Cadillacs.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably. It's low 20s. Is the money on it okay. With 103, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll email you an exact offer letter after I see it. Okay, thanks, man. Number five. Rick. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Cadillac CTS with 57. Does it have roof or nav or anything good?

[Caller]

It's got sunroof and no nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black. Black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean. Brand new tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you just kicking tires? Are you a serious seller?

[Caller]

My last one. The lower car payment. We're looking for something else. So we're just gonna sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know if it's the luxury? There's a luxury or performance in a premium package.

[Caller]

It's considered the luxury package. As far as the VIN goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's got 55. It's got a clean carfax. I am a mid.

[Caller]

I'm gonna be honest with you. It's got two little. My boys were. When we first got that crawl through to the trunk, the boys were playing in it. And yeah, it's got a rip in the back leather seat. Not in the side, but in the seat, the butt part.

[Turley]

Yep.

[Caller]

It's about two and a half inches long.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 300 to me. Okay.

[Caller]

Well, the car is super clean, super nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll cost me 300 to fix that. I'm a 13135 buyer.

[Caller]

Okay. We're. We're upside down on that. So I was just kind of checking to see where we would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Now you know.

[Caller]

Okay. But I appreciate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is the call in number. Or you can just go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer letter, we'll pay 100 bucks.

[Turley]

Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pennsylvania. I'm actually up here today. I'm in Philly. I'm not in Allentown, but ZZ O listeners, we've got a big crew of drivers we can pick up all over New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania. I mean, I know that we're in Texas as far as the company, but we've got facilities up here in the east coast. And we're fixing to add more stations up on the East Coast.

[Turley]

Have you tried. Have you tried to go by Allentown and go to an Eery and see if anybody recognizes you. Say, hey, by the way, you know, my name is John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wanted to drive. No, I've not done that yet. But we were thinking about going to Allentown and it's just, you know, it's an hour and a half. The damn traffic up here is terrible, dude. Took us three and a half hours to get from the Philadelphia airport to Manheim auction in Pennsylvania. Three and a half hours?

[Bob O]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

The turnpike was closed. And this, I mean it's views. It's like California traffic up here never gets better.

[J.D.]

California is awful. Three in the morning, it's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, last night coming into Philadelphia, it was terrible from Exeter or whatever it's called. The traffic up here is just unbearable. Now I see why the miles on the cars are so low up here because they never get to get up to full speed. No, they don't. So we've got Tony Romo's dad in the studio.

[Turley]

Let me get him. He's in the green room.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cowboys are playing.

[J.D.]

He's sucking down our coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bengals Sunday.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I gave my tickets to the buyer of the month, Aaron and Mixon. So they. They get to go take. They're going.

[Caller]

Oh, here we go.

[Turley]

There he comes.

[Bob O]

Buenos dias. Senior Romero. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you today?

[Bob O]

We are very well today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. Is Tony gonna play in the morning or in the afternoon?

[Bob O]

Tony will not play this weekend.

[Turley]

Why?

[Bob O]

Well, he's. No time after his disastrously dangerous expedition to the lake of the king Possum.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week.

[J.D.]

Last week? Yeah.

[Bob O]

You went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week he and DEZ Bryan went fishing in. In Possum Kingdom Lake and tragedy, tragedy, tragedy struck.

[Bob O]

There's Brian. Hobbies still no recovery from his gar incident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony reeled in an alligator gar and it bit Diz on the bit DEZ on the knee and then Tony grabbed the gar and threw it 60.

[Bob O]

That damn Ronnie lot 10 time pro bowler of San Francisco 49.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just happened to be at Possum Kingdom Lake and popped out of the water and grabbed it.

[Bob O]

Tony is very disappointed to have thrown his first interception of the season. But he has decided it is time to think about his job and make no bones about it.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bob O]

He loved to see the Cowboys are winning games with their short term trial period only untested little baby pants wannabe virgin quarterback Dakota Prescott.

[J.D.]

I don't think that's accurate.

[Bob O]

Dhoni says he like it the way he plays and he wishes him all of the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob O]

For at least another 14 to 20 days.

[J.D.]

Then not so much.

[Bob O]

But Antonio, his family man with two little quarterbacks of his home and the muy caliente smoking hot little sexy morsel of a wife, Candace Crawford.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Bob O]

And so in the meantime, he feels that he have need to provide for them with gainful employment habizole.

[J.D.]

He's got plenty of money. Yes, and that's creepy for the father in law to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish you could do gainful employment with the New York Jazz.

[Bob O]

Nevertheless, he tried to secure a job with his favorite Fortune 500 company, the Yum brand of family franchise restaurants. In particular the a Kentucky Fried. A chicken, yes. But the fryers, even though they are loaded with La Colo's delicious secret recipe chickens, they terrify him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Bob O]

Once, when he was just a little quarterback, he get too close to his mother's fried daddy while she's preparing the pastic szeczinski for dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what what?

[Bob O]

And he gets splashed with a boiling canola oil on his left hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob O]

To this day he bears the scar of his impatience and lack of judgment at the time. And in his anguish and pain, he began to throw his mother's authentic Polish cuisine out of the kitchen. He threw the baranina, several of the pork lightning fast all the way into the family room across the house. He even throw the fried daddy into the backyard, knocking his brother little Jaime, who had just come out of the slot on a crossing route, unconscious for two days.

[J.D.]

What was his brother?

[Bob O]

And so he go across the street to the holiest of holies in the entry level fast food jobs, Mickey D's.

[Turley]

Oh, he's working Mickey D's now because.

[Bob O]

He think that maybe if he practiced his accuracy with the burgers, he can keep his arm in shape. And the customers, they love it when he throw their order right to the table. And this work fine with Happy Meal. Yeah, or the little McChicken. But when he throw the Big Mac, because of the lack of aerial dynamic design, the Big Mac will not hold the spiral. And even though he tries several times, he always have his Big Mac intercepted.

[Turley]

Oh no.

[Bob O]

By the bastard Hamburglar. Jeez, he's very sad. But Tony, he's very accident prone. But he's no quitter. He said he tried next to, how do you say? Take a next step. On Monday he starts work at the world famous Whataburger. I hope you wish him the best of luck in his exciting endeavors. He will throw the big sandwiches for long yards and he will be back with cowboys with his New skills as a quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know that Dakota Prescott, that wannabe quarterback.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has not thrown an interception yet, right?

[Bob O]

I spit on his fortune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Bob O]

I spit on his good fortune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're lucky to see it.

[Bob O]

We have only played bears in 49.

[J.D.]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

After all three. Mr. Hoof, do you think Tony will be ready for the Eagles game?

[Bob O]

If he can throw enough of the big chop house burgers for the long yards.

[J.D.]

That's what he's practicing on.

[Bob O]

Andy, have the, how do you say, family meal. Also, the ketchups are a little larger, so he can work on precision with his accuracy.

[J.D.]

Little tubs.

[Bob O]

The drive through window is smaller than it looks to normal people. To a quarterback, it is a challenge.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D.]

I don't think he's working at what burger. We vetted this guy. He really.

[Bob O]

Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 804. Let's get a line. Line.

[Bob O]

Careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

The BMW. Three.

[J.D.]

Three. Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm call. I'm in between. And Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know where either one of those are, but glad you joined us.

[J.D.]

Kim is down by Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Kima. Kima. I thought I said wakima. I see 13 BMW 7 series with 79,000 miles. Is that correct?

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the car right now? I am 79. What? Because this thing's fixed and turn 80 and it changes the value.

[Caller]

79,000 7 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we need to get this deal done before you within the next 900 miles.

[Caller]

Yeah, it goes in for service on Thursday. That's why I'm thinking about selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What service?

[Caller]

Just the typical.

[John Clay Wolf]

The typical. Hi, my name's Earl. Here's my BMW. Hi, Earl. Here's a $3,000 bill. What did you do? Oh, we changed the oil and some other things that had to be done. Oh, thanks. Yeah, this thing's got a lot of miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I drive a lot. I drive a lot. We have a home about three hours away. So I'm back and forth from Houston to Jasper, Texas a couple times a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Do you have a payoff on this car? Because you're probably upside down in it if you drove it. That much.

[Caller]

Yeah, 31,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are upside down in it. The money on this car is 24. 25 grand with those miles, 24 probably.

[Caller]

Well, that's not too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, you know, you're gonna have to write a little check to get out of it, but it happens. All right, so just go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell it to us. We damn sure want to buy it. Load it up and. And we'll email the official offer letter and get. We'll meet you in Jasper or Kema or wherever the hell you are. We will come to you with a check and we'll pay off the card. Actually, you're gonna have to give us a check because we have to pay off the full amount. Unless you want to do it.

[Caller]

I will when I get. When I get to Jasper. I'll load the pictures up of the car and get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. J.D. bavo, everybody in between. Good morning. We've got plenty show lined up for you. Remember to go to the John Clay Wolf Facebook page to see the wrecks that we were talking about earlier. Be right back. Make up your mind. Decide to walk with me around the lake tonight. Around the late tonight. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-radio. Morning. John Clay Wolf. Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Dallas, of course, 925 Houston. Buzz listeners. Hey, what's up? Hour number three we're going into right now. I'll show you what we do real quick. I'll just do it by example is the easiest way to do it. Let's grab line two. Ryan, good morning. Ryan, you're on the air. Ryan, are you there?

[J.D.]

He's up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, 13 Ford F150. Are you there?

[Turley]

He must have went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have went away. Let's grab six then. Dan, good morning. Are you there?

[J.D.]

There's a five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five. Clint, are you there?

[J.D.]

Clint?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any way that.

[Caller]

I am?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, Clint.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Forestburg, Texas. I'm about 45 miles northwest of den.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to live in Nakona.

[Caller]

Oh, wow. Yeah, you're right. Right here. Close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know where you are. So you've got a 14 RAM. Is it a leather cloth truck?

[Caller]

It's cloth. It's the tradesman. But it's got the backup camera, backup sensors on it. It's got chrome grill, chrome bumper. I got aftermarket rear bumper on it. I've got a leveling kit with 20 inch 2M, the 35 inch tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got the look. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I bought it in May of 2014.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have vinyl seats or cloth seats?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carpet or rubber?

[Caller]

Carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 14. It's a diesel four wheel drive.

[Caller]

No, it is the Hemi 5.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man, you just threw a kinky on me. I don't know that one off the top of my head. Have you been anywhere and had it appraised yet?

[Caller]

No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

20. 20. 20 what? 20. It's like 23 to 23 to 25 grand is what my instincts tell me. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're probably right on. Then go to givemetheven.com and load that thing up if you want to sell it to us and I'll email you an actual exact offer. Just take me too long to dig. Dig it up and work it on the air when I don't know it off the top of my head. All right. But yeah, we'll buy it. We'll email you an offer. We've got 10 guys sitting in a buying room answering everyone's inquiries off of. Give me the VIN right now. Email and offer letter. So anybody listening that doesn't want to call into the show, just go to givemetheven.com and we'll get you in a email offer letter. Line 7 Jeremy 07 LTZ Avalanche 1. 160 on it.

[J.D.]

He dropped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. That rig's worth eight grand. About eight grand. If you're still listening, go to the website. Yeah. And 2011 Dodge SLT Lone Star Online one. Hey there.

[Caller]

Hello. Do what now? I'm getting a little feedback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas Northwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a crew cab or the quad. Big back door or small? Back door?

[Caller]

Big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 11. What color?

[Caller]

No, it's not leather. It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

Gold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a two wheel drive, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S an 11 with 8814 grand.

[Caller]

That's gonna leave me way upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the money. With 88,000 miles on two wheel drive, six year old truck.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm fast. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Sir. Thanks for calling. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We haven't heard from what Rush Limbaugh this morning. I mean, we've got all this Trump news.

[Turley]

We got two ISDN lines up. John in Pennsylvania, Rush in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know why I'm in Pennsylvania, it's because I've been up here buying cars this week. I left Thursday and went to the auctions up Here. And we're actually in the iHeartRadio studios in Philadelphia. I am. And then the guys are in the Dallas studio and we're hooked up through magic boxes.

[J.D.]

Magic.

[Turley]

And Rush is in Florida.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Turley]

How was the store?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it get you?

[Bob O]

Rush, the fearless leader.

[J.D.]

Oh, God.

[Bob O]

The John Clay Wolf show heads out onto the American Rust Belt. You'll see lots of Trump supporters, but they won't be deterred by this latest news.

[J.D.]

But look.

[Bob O]

Probably cooked up by the Clintons to try and make Trump look like a womanizer and a person with no tact.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or style.

[Bob O]

But think of all the good things he's done for American culture. But you may doubt me, J.D. but look what?

[J.D.]

But what?

[Bob O]

Donald J. Trump, despite his behavior at times, has given us entertainment.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true.

[Bob O]

A fine looking wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob O]

Many responsible, upstanding, somewhat Aryan, but very personable children.

[J.D.]

God, they're not Aryan.

[Bob O]

And think of all the women that Bill Clinton has womanized right during the course of his political career. And afterwards, no one said Monica was easy, except. Except for Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Bob O]

And killery spelled with a K. I got you. And that's why Donald Trump is aiming higher as an entertainer. Accusations will come his way. But like the great Bill Cosby.

[J.D.]

He.

[Bob O]

Will outlive these accusations and have his name cleared indefinitely.

[J.D.]

Cosby didn't really.

[Bob O]

And lead our country into a harassment free future. You heard it first here, folks, on the EIB Excellence in Broadcasting Network. El Rushbow talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, before you leave us, because I know that's your exit line.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's out.

[Bob O]

But look, leave Cosby alone. The girls were sleeping at the time.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but he gave them the drug.

[Bob O]

Look, I'll offer. There's no evidence of any wrongdoing.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bob O]

I believe. And you would call me a conspiracy theorist. I believe his pee pee stayed right where it was supposed to be.

[Caller]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the debates? Is that tomorrow night?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Every day if you think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I don't understand, we've been doing this radio deal for years. And the easy way to handle guests in the studio that can't shut up is you just turn their mics off. Yeah, why don't the moderators have mic buttons so they can just shut them down?

[J.D.]

Well, you know what? That's a good idea. They ought to try that just one time and have a big countdown clock so everybody knows you've got 10, 9, 8, and your mic goes off. What would be wrong with that?

[Bob O]

Well, from their point of view, though, it's a matter of giving, you know, the over speaker enough rope.

[J.D.]

Okay. Okay.

[Bob O]

Because they love it. I see any of those channels, they love it when the people go off the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listened to that deal last week or Monday with the VPs, and it. I couldn't listen to it. It turned me off.

[J.D.]

It sounds like the View where they all talk over each other. It's just distracting.

[Turley]

Yeah, they were a little eager. I actually, because I haven't have a television plugged in yet, I listened to it on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did, too.

[Turley]

And man, it was hard at some points. That's right.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bob O]

And Kane was really worse about that than Pence was during that period.

[Turley]

He was excited. Kane was excited to. To make old Pen squirm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

It was. It was a. It was entertaining, somewhat, depending which side you were on.

[Bob O]

I've been fighting with friends of mine all week long. I got a lot of close friends from the old days that are just crazy right wing nut jobs.

[J.D.]

Let me ask you, why do you argue with them? You're not going to change them.

[Caller]

You're not.

[Bob O]

I was trying to be funny. Somebody posted a picture of Pence, okay. With a split screen. And on the other side was Johnny Savage's dad. You remember the old cartoon.

[J.D.]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O]

And all I said was, gee, he looks like he belongs in the Deutschland in 1936.

[J.D.]

All right, well, that's disturbing.

[Bob O]

Probably my cleverest line of the week, I thought. And it's just not like a beat. A guy says, well, as soon as. In a political discussion, as soon as someone mentions the word Nazi, they lose instantly.

[J.D.]

Why? No one.

[Bob O]

It wasn't an argument at all. I was trying to make a joke.

[J.D.]

I know, but people don't joke well.

[Bob O]

And so then I got weird and he misspelled discussion. So I said, well, the first person that says discussion spelled with a U is a no talent hack.

[J.D.]

Well, that's gonna certainly settle it. That's gonna calm it down.

[Bob O]

I'm just no good at this kind of thing.

[J.D.]

No. Then stop. Get up off Facebook. Is that's all it is? No one's ever changed anyone's opinion on anything on Facebook.

[Bob O]

Lack of objectivity and Bacardi Rum.

[J.D.]

Bacardi Rum are leading me down the wrong path. I'm with you. People that argue on Facebook just made me laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, what's This story about two burglars?

[J.D.]

Oh, I got that story.

[Turley]

Yeah. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has this.

[Turley]

This is a. You tell me if this is a real, real story or fake. This has been trending.

[J.D.]

I've Got two of these. I've got two stories today that you get to decide. They're all over Facebook. Speaking of Facebook, two burglars got more than they bargained for recently after picking the wrong house to break into. Garfield Morgan, 54, and his 36 year old accomplice Kim Gordon, who's also a guy by the way, are both career burglars, having stolen from hundreds of homes in their lives. Unlikely they'll go back to this crime scene though. In Florida, Harry Harrington is 6 foot 7 and weighs 300 pounds. They broke into his house. He's pure muscle, by the way. He's also a notorious gay sex predator who has served time in jail for numerous sexual assaults. He happens to be out currently on bail. His name is also known as the Wolf Man. Easily overpowered the men, tied them up and assaulted them for five full days before one of the neighbors actually called police. Hearing the men cry for help and their mug shots are on the Internet, the men face burglary charges while Harrington is looking at another stretch in jail because of his activities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, was Harrington the gimp in Pulp Fiction? I don't know because it sounds like a gilgitzed.

[J.D.]

Is that true or is that not true?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not true.

[J.D.]

It's not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harry Harrington.

[J.D.]

Well, it could have happened. No, but it didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D.]

No truth to the story. It comes out in a thing called the Sunday, which also has headlines such as Donkey Rob's bank and aliens turned our son into a fish finger.

[Bob O]

Okay, that's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa. It was too Pulp Fiction.

[J.D.]

Okay, how about this one? You want to do one more real quick? Gainesville, Florida. 37 year old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth lab explosion caused by him lighting up Blue Angels to amuse his wife. Which is where you light your fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farts. That's called a Blue Angel. It's called a blue dart.

[J.D.]

You put a lighter up to your catch a fire. Anyway, it goes on to say the wife actually was found it nude in the front yard laughing. She plans on suing Chipotle, who failed to address their peppers, causing a higher rate of methane in human farts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that true?

[J.D.]

That is from the Valley Report. It is not true.

[Turley]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not true.

[Turley]

Oh, man.

[Bob O]

Blue Angels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Bob O]

Blue Angels, what they call that where I come from? Pilot service.

[J.D.]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line one. Okay, Scott, O2 Jeep Wrangler with 46,000 miles. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you coming in from?

[Caller]

North Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

North Fort Worth. Okay. Does this thing have a hard Top?

[Caller]

No, it's soft, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it automatic or a stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the pretty wheels on it or the little cheap ugly one?

[Caller]

No, it's got the Mickey Thompson wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Automatic, soft top. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's got a front end leveling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have any aftermarket Jeep stuff? Has it got the sexy stance?

[Caller]

It's got chrome front rims.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me.

[Caller]

Bumpers and chrome back bumpers. Looks real good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 4. It's a 6 cylinder, right?

[Caller]

Yeah. 6 4.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 10 grander to me.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I know I'm stretching on out there. I'm not looking at it. I'm trying to hit it to get it bought. So can you send us some [e-mail]?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John, thought this was 10 grand on the air. That will buy it. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN numbers, and we'll confirm.

[Caller]

Will do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Turley, how's my time?

[Turley]

You've got about a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

A minute?

[J.D.]

Okay, I've got one more real quick. Believe it or don't, this one out of Detroit. Two women were arrested this week after dressing as clowns and terrorizing two 14 year old girls. Roseville. This is out of Detroit. Police officers arrested them and the Roseville Police Chief, James Berlin called the women morons and idiots in a press release. True or not true? That one's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

This clown thing's been weird.

[J.D.]

Clowns are out, man. Stop it.

[Turley]

It's funny you say that, John. I did happen to find one wandering in our parking lot.

[J.D.]

A clown.

[Turley]

Yes. Yes.

[Bob O]

Here.

[Turley]

He's gonna join us in like 10 minutes. Here. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought in a homeless clown.

[Turley]

Yeah, you know, I'm curious about it because everybody's scared, Charlie. Yeah. I'm not scared of them. So I just went up to him and introduced myself, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Turley]

Can you come up here in the studio and just tell us about this whole epidemic of clowning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I'm excited to hear his side of the story. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Remember the website's givemethevin, givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we owe you 100 bucks. We buy cars left and right. Several hundred a week. We'll come to you. Bring a check. Be right back. You sell me your [e-mail] you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. GiveMeTheEven.com I buy benzos, I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsches, Lexus, the works. Give me the vin.com. i want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Bob O]

Tell us your car. Leave me the vinyl. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1-800-800radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning. 800-800-723-4. Here. I am on the road again. That's about right.

[J.D.]

You are on the road, man. Philadelphia, leaving us alone. It's weird not having you in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is weird. I don't like.

[J.D.]

I know for the listeners, they maybe can't tell the difference, but for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S weird that I'm 15, 1700 miles away from you guys and it all comes together like this magic technology. Line one, David, there's 08 Chevy Suburban he dropped.

[J.D.]

You have line five, six and 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab one.

[J.D.]

Five is Ivan with a 2006 Land Rover with 130,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Thanks, JD.

[J.D.]

You said Grab one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man, that's.

[Turley]

You can tell JD's a car guy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

130,000 mile Land Rover. Ivan, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a LR3 or what?

[J.D.]

It is an LR3.

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's wrong with it?

[Caller]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's got to be. It's a land Rover with 130. I mean, they just break so much. There's nothing wrong with it.

[Caller]

Actually, I've never had any problems with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. Is it hse? Yes, it is. It's an HSE model. Okay.

[Caller]

And it's got 20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it five grand?

[Caller]

Is it five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Caller]

What do you mean five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. I think it's worth. Worth five grand. What do you think?

[Caller]

Oh, I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, hey, you're the worth five either. Okay, four. Four works better than five. I agree.

[J.D.]

That's what he meant.

[Caller]

I, I agree with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He, I mean, he's gonna back me down. I'm four grand cool. Next caller.

[J.D.]

All right, this is a 2014 GMC Sierra SLT with 49, 000. Kenneth.

[Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenneth, is this diesel gas?

[Caller]

No, it's a 5.3 gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 14. Does it have the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller]

Big back door. It's got a heated steering wheel. It's got navigation, it's got everything. AC, seats. I've got 20 inch fuel wheels, 50 inch curved light bar, 4 inch suspension, lift, you name it, this truck's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like those kind of trucks. So it's a four wheel drive Drive.

[Caller]

Yeah. This truck's on a website right now to sell wheels, the brand new fuel turbo wheels. They're using this truck to sell those.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got a lot of look. So we need to see pictures of.

[Caller]

It because it's obviously uploading it as we speak.

[Turley]

I'm.

[Caller]

I've sent you. I was right in the process of it because I was getting tired of waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 30 grand?

[Caller]

No, you're way off right now for 43.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. I mean, how much money was spent after the fact?

[Caller]

I don't ever worry about that. I don't try to recoup that too much. This is the third one I bought and put all this money into. I do it about every two years, and I always get what I want out of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the, the money on the truck is 29 grand. And that's why I asked how much you spent, because I could figure that 41 9.

[Caller]

419 a year ago. And everywhere I go, I look at these trucks without all this stuff on them, and I'm seeing them on the lot for about what I still paid because I talked him down about four grand a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You might need to see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do that.

[Caller]

This is the highest level truck you got. The only thing that the Denali has that this truck doesn't have is a TV screen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's see the pictures. How much money was spent after the truck was bought? I need to know that.

[Caller]

Well, you know, I, I don't. I don't like disclosing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Okay, next caller. Okay. Good morning, everyone. I don't like to argue. I. I'm trying to come off money and give you a real money offer. And he doesn't want to. I mean, it is what it is. If you speak spent 10 grand, I'm gonna add five. If you spent 20,000, I'm gonna add about eight. I just. I don't know what else to tell You. I've been doing this a long time, and that's how it flows. Oh.

[J.D.]

Jarvis has a 2013 Corvette convertible with 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jarvis, the miles hurt the car and the season's wrong. But short of that, I'm a damn. I am a buyer. Is it a grand sport?

[Caller]

Is it rain sport?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay. Chevrolet Corvette.

[Caller]

It's a stock. It's. The base model. And they only made 720 of it.

[Turley]

Only?

[John Clay Wolf]

Only. So it's a. It's a convertible.

[Caller]

LS3LS3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And it's a convertible. Does it have chrome wheels?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. It's got the Z06 wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 55 on the clock. Is that right? The miles are 55, 000?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

16. Paddleship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think it's worth 25, 000. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll get it bought next drop. We got the clown story.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the clowns have been around, of course. The two girls finally get arrested in Detroit for running around scaring people. And then that was a real story. And the cop came out. And the police chief came out and said they were idiots and morons for running around trying to scare people. They actually got arrested. But we have a clown in here. And you scared me to death. Where did this guy come from?

[Turley]

I found him, John. I mean, because everybody's talking about these sightings of clowns and stuff like that. Well, pulling in the parking lot this morning at 5:00am yeah.

[J.D.]

And you let him in?

[Turley]

Yeah. Well, I put him back in the green room. I'm not scared of clowns.

[J.D.]

We have to go in there. We can get coffee.

[Turley]

I'm not scared of clowns. I don't know if you are, John. I am, but I figured we'd bring him in. I think his name is Zippy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right?

[Bob O]

Hey, hey, hey, boys and girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Zippy. What are you doing, man?

[Bob O]

It's your old pal Zippy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey.

[J.D.]

Smell like cigarettes.

[Bob O]

Zippy the Clown.

[Turley]

He sounds so sad.

[Bob O]

Having a party, Zippy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Has. Have you been shot at this week?

[Bob O]

I've had some weird times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has this been a tough week to be a clown?

[J.D.]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

There's a question about you. Thought you never.

[Bob O]

He's my cop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you do kids parties?

[J.D.]

Your card has got donuts smeared on it.

[Bob O]

If you're having a kids party, if you got a sales event, you got a kinky geek of an old lady at home.

[Turley]

What?

[Bob O]

I do all that.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bob O]

It's my card right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[J.D.]

It's got jelly on it.

[Bob O]

I should probably get something with a more recent picture.

[J.D.]

Yeah. You look about 14 in this.

[Bob O]

That was from 1977. Hey, hey, hey. All the top clowns back then had sideburns and the top buttons open.

[J.D.]

Had about 10,000 pall malls ago.

[Bob O]

All of the moms wanted to get it on with a groovy Travolta style clown. Hey, clown's the only operative professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. Do you charge different amounts for your time? Depending on what you're doing, I'll get.

[Bob O]

A dollar here and a dollar there. Sometimes 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob O]

Depending on the time. And I ain't no musician. A magician, a stand up comic guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Bob O]

I am a clown.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what do you do? How do you entertain me? Why should I pay you?

[Bob O]

I got giant shoes and a big red nose and the infinitely cheery exuberance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

You'll be glad you're not here, John.

[Bob O]

I do it. All these bloody amateurs, to be honest, are all making us look bad. They dress up like clowns and slip out of shadows with a machete or some fool thing. Guess what? It ain't scary. I mean, maybe to the grownups it's scary, but kids today, they love that stuff. I got a professional acquaintance, Loopy Doopy. What, you heard of him?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob O]

And the whole bit of his act is he's got a Chihuahua that catches thrown canaries in his bare jaws.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob O]

You and Blitz are Blood Fest. Oh, and they love it. Yeah, I myself had had some luck with pieces of raw chickens in a blender.

[Turley]

Oh, my God.

[Bob O]

This bunch of little kids, they got sophisticated taste. I swear to God, if it was legal to shoot donkeys inside the city limits, I could make a fortune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what's our time? Are we out or we just get started?

[Turley]

We're getting ready to get out right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I think it's probably.

[Turley]

This guy's scared the hell out of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now get Skippy the Clown out and just kind of start over.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of creepy.

[J.D.]

You should be here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to give me the VIN dot. I want to buy about another hundred cars between now and Monday, so.

[J.D.]

Mike and Tony, hang on. We'll be with you when we get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Now back to the John Clay Wolf. Show hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is is the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-7234, line three. Aaron, good morning. You're on the air. Aaron, are you with us?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm there. Can you hear me?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you coming from?

[Caller]

Catholic Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

O5F150. It says limited. I didn't know they made a limited in 05.

[Caller]

I don't know anything about this. This personal. The vehicle of mine, the kind of a project child. The problem child, I guess. Of course. Cam, phasers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Time and change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Went out in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

5, 4, tick. So is it banging? I mean, do we have to send it to a shop?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I'm doing it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a. Is it a lariat?

[Caller]

Lariat. 5, 4 Triton 3 valve with 130.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a crew cab. Two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yep. Two wheel average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean. It's really clean on the inside. Just got normal Texas wear and tear phase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven grand is what's coming to my mind.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that works for you, it works for me. After you fix it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and sell it to us.

[Caller]

Okay, I'll do it. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line one, Tony. 11 Cadillac CTs. Is it a V or the regular?

[Caller]

It's a regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it ten grand?

[Caller]

I don't know. This is the. This is the premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have the.

[Caller]

That's a black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the 90, 000 miles. It's making my. Making me hold up.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

I'm. I'm not really sure. I'm just trying to see where it'll be right now. I don't 10. I don't. I don't know about the 10.

[J.D.]

It's.

[Caller]

I'm not sure. Yes, it's a coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 2000. What. What year model?

[Caller]

11.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 11 cts. Coup. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, yes, it's. It's fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you know if it is the premium package with 90?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

It's clean. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 90.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's just a back and forth to car work.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you're right. I'm light. I was too light. I apologize. I didn't mean to do that on purpose. Is it 12? 13 grand? Okay.

[Caller]

13 is probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was too light. I was thinking sedan. Go to give me the vin load it up. Tell us. Show us the VIN number. Show us the pictures. Let's get it bought. I gotta check. I'll take it right off your hands. You run down to my bank and hammer it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Bobbo.

[Bob O]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's. Where's. Where's the chipmunk? I got him running around on the deck today.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's playing with the score with the clown a minute.

[Turley]

Oh, that's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We completely forgot. Casey's top 10 at 10.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Sorry. Casey didn't come in this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you even know what he was going to talk about?

[J.D.]

He doesn't. I had no idea.

[Turley]

He didn't tell me he wasn't here today. He was a no show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he acted like he's dead.

[J.D.]

He heard you were out of town and he didn't show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Slacking bastard. We've lost four employees since I've been gone.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Turley. Another one.

[Turley]

I know.

[Bob O]

Well, I bet he's laid up with a big old woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he likes fat girls?

[Turley]

Probably.

[Bob O]

Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Rusty?

[Turley]

Randy. Oh, come on, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty. Whatever it takes. Hey, guys. Hey, there. What's going on? Not much. What's on your mind today? Is that John?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? I can't see you.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? I'm connected through a different studio 1500 miles away up on the East Coast. Coast? What? Yep. Where are you? Philadelphia. Philly. Home of the Eagles. Pennsylvania? Yes.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd you get to Pennsylvania? I flew on American Airlines in this jerk behind me.

[J.D.]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate flying. Chipmunk. I don't know if you've been on an airplane before. Well, I'm nervous to fly.

[J.D.]

You've been on a plane?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather fly. My cousin Rudy's wife, Tamika, she can fly. I don't think that's what he means. And she's a squirrel.

[J.D.]

I know. Flying squirrel. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm getting on the airplane. After the shakedown in security and all the stuff, I mean, it's like Larry David with me. Everything that could go wrong does I get pulled off the side? They want to do a anal cavity inspection.

[J.D.]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I offered her $100 to do a better job. And she didn't think that was funny.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they got a good sense of humor. And to tsa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was. It was. Get on the plane, I sit down and this guy behind me. Sir, when you sit down, will you please not sit down that hard.

[J.D.]

Who said that?

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy behind me.

[J.D.]

So we said that to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

My knees. You hit my knees. With the back of your seat. I said, so when we get going, I can't lean my chair back is what you're saying. Well, I mean, you know, you don't have to be a jerk about it. I said. I'm just. Just trying to figure out this is a three and a half hour flight. I wanted to know if I'm gonna get sleep.

[J.D.]

Who does that on an airplane?

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I sat down again, you know, my balance is screwed up for my accident, right? So when I sat down the second time, I was actually trying to help him and not sit down as hard. But in thinking about it, I even did it worse. And then I really thought we were gonna have an issue, man.

[Bob O]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who has.

[J.D.]

Who gets on an airplane with that attitude anymore? Really? You're stuck with somebody for three hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in my seat, the back's up. Why are you bitching at me? What am I supposed to do, Right? Where did I sign up to be in front of you? Why don't you move to a different seat? Quit jacking with me. Leave me alone.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You damn right. Stand up for yourself.

[Turley]

Right, Randy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Randy. Why take a bunch of crap from a big old guy? You can always run away.

[J.D.]

No, he couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I did.

[J.D.]

He was in an airplane. There's nowhere to go. You know, like living in the tree like you do. You can go to a different tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, most. Most dogs can't climb. You know, I got cousins in Pennsylvania. John. Yeah? Yeah. Jebediah and Malachi and Joseph and Adam and Ruth. You're an Amish. They all got possum names.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Possum. You know what I mean?

[J.D.]

No, we don't know.

[Caller]

All those names come from the Book of the Possums.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Those are biblical, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going on with you, chipmunk? Well, you know, it's gotten cold outside.

[Caller]

And it kind of makes a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nervous, but I know it's just instinct. You ever feel like you just have.

[Caller]

To get a nut?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You know, like you're gonna die if you don't get a nut easy. It's getting that time of year. Get all the nuts up the tree.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Just like the Book of the Possum says.

[J.D.]

Book of the Possum?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you hunt, you will get a nut. Save it for cloudy days.

[J.D.]

I don't think that's that's what it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't believe Chipmunk. I'd rather be in Texas than Pennsylvania. Yeah, it's rough. They got badgers up there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the badger. Are the badgers mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, a badger will eat your ass and they don't even think about it. No, no, they're like. They don't care if you're a chipmunk or a raccoon. Badger's just, you know, a small child. They're mean, mean animals. I'm glad we don't have them down here.

[J.D.]

No. Do you have a Squirrels Lives Matter campaign going on? I mean, cuz you'd think chipmunk Lives matter. I'm sorry, chipmunk. I keep doing that.

[Caller]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel? Well, squirrels are culturally maybe just a little behind. Back in the old days in the old world, like in California, there was.

[Caller]

A great chipmunk named Abraham. And the great chipmunk promised Abraham all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the land and as many nuts as there are grains of sand in the ocean. If you. If he'd just kill all the squirrels. It's old fashioned. The book's not so much racist. It's probably more like quite morally ambiguous, you know?

[J.D.]

Yeah, we know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, hey, have some fun up there, John. Watch out for badgers. I hear you. There's a lot of badgers on the highway up here. People drive pretty rough. They don't in Texas. We drive a little looser than they do up here.

[J.D.]

What are they angry or.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're angry. Really pushy driver. I've been honked at a lot. My wife pointed it out. She's like, do you realize how many times we've been honked at in the past two days?

[Turley]

Really?

[J.D.]

Like angry Honk one of those get out of my way honks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of my way, you dumbass Texan. You must be a Cowboys fan. You puke out and shoot, you kind of honk. That sounds like badger behavior. Hey, try to pick up some walnuts, okay? I'll bring them home for you. Randy. They got big UN's in Pennsylvania. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can just go to give me the VIN. Let me grab a couple calls real quick before we go to this next segment. And remember, we're losing you in Oklahoma City, Dallas and on the buzz. But everybody else stay hooked for hour number four and you can get the podcast. Give me the vin. Hit the radio stations button and there's an itunes icon and that's our podcast is up about one o', clock, two o' clock every day. Okay.

[J.D.]

Do you want a 2010 Chevy Camaro with 44?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I want this diesel. Hang on. Where is it? I see him right here. This line three. Jason. Dodge diesel.

[J.D.]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Just outside of Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. Dodge. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or clothes?

[Caller]

It was originally cloth. I've had custom seat covers put in there so they're leather now with foam padding and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought one of these up in Pennsylvania at Manheim auction yesterday. One of these monster Dodge Duallys and I forgot where I was. And none of the transporters will bring it home. So if anybody wants to buy it from me and drive it home from Pennsylvania, that's cool. I can't get it home. I got you. Is yours lifted or stock?

[Caller]

All I've done to it is put a leveling kit on the front. I've got aftermarket parts for the front end suspension under it. There's no lift kit. You know, parts like that other than the leveling kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15 grand?

[Caller]

You're getting close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I buy them all the time. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's. Let's look at it. Tell me what it takes to buy it and I'll try to buy it. You got a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Be a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can make the payoff for you and pay you the difference. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

If I'm not mistaken, I want to say right at 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you got a little money coming your way. Cool. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, everybody go to givemetheven.com and we will be bidding cars on all day online, send you email, offer letters. Hour number four coming up. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 800-800-7234. Grab me a caller real quick. I can't. Is number three still there?

[J.D.]

Yeah. Justin with the 2007 GMC Yukon Denali. 97, 000 miles is up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin, good morning. Justin, are you there?

[J.D.]

Mike, did you leave that out? Hold on. Michael didn't leave the channel up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[J.D.]

He's there. He's trying to talk to you there. We Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you call.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

I'm in Oklahoma City. I'm working.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand you're one of the only Oklahomans working. Are you not going to the. When is Texas OU?

[J.D.]

It starts right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 11 o'.

[J.D.]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That game can always go any direction.

[J.D.]

Now, is. Oh, you still. Is that. Are they undefeated?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

Hell, I'm not even worried about it. I'm an Alabama fan. So it's all good.

[J.D.]

It's going good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got a Denali. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a short body or the long Suburban or Tahoe?

[Caller]

It's not. It is not the XL. It's short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 12,000?

[Caller]

12,000? Yeah, that sounds okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, that's what I've been given for them. 11 to 12.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do you have a clear title or do I have to pay off a bank?

[Caller]

No, it's clear. It's ours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Can I give you 12, 250 and you bring it down to me so I don't have to come up to Oklahoma. I'll put it.

[Caller]

I'll put it on a gooseneck and bring it wherever you need it. I'll get on that. Get on your website and put in your information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Done deal.

[Caller]

Thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So catch me up with football, Turley.

[Turley]

Well, right now, the UT OU game is just kicked off. There's no score quite yet on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

And then of the big game. That's not the big game. This. I mean, Oklahoma's okay. They're ranked 20th. Texas. There's no stakes, no nothing on this one. I mean, it's, you know, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

Texas is owing one in the Big 12. Oklahoma is undefeated one. And, oh. So, I mean, this. There's something for them riding. But the big game, that's at 230. Tennessee goes down to A&M sec.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Both are undefeated teams, not top 10 teams. A&M's favored by seven, which it seems kind of high, but did you watch Tennessee's game last week? They won a last second hail Mary, 50 yards. Just amazing. They beat. Was it Auburn?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So in the Louisville Clemson game.

[Turley]

That was a great game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clemson's, like, ranked number three.

[Turley]

Yep. Yeah, they're good. They're playing Boston College and they're actually. They played them Friday, last night, in fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they gonna play. Did they play their second string probably.

[Turley]

They won 56 to 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really should. I mean, I put my second string in just to protect them. Start.

[Turley]

Another good game is a Miami versus Florida State. That's always good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robbery. That's the night back on this year a little bit.

[Turley]

Yeah. That's the. Their top 10. That's the. That's the Monday or I mean the Sunday or Saturday night game. Excuse me. So there's. There's some. There's some good football watching. You know, Alabama plays Arkansas too. I mean, Arkansas's up and coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can always surprise you. Yeah, that's not a gimme in. Alabama is always good for one. You know, screw up and this could be it. So it'll be worth watching. So tell me why I'm gone. You know, like we've talked about, I'm out of town. I left Thursday morning and we had a wrecked Hummer at the auction. Driver drove it through a brick wall.

[J.D.]

Video on John Clay Wolf show at Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's both videos. I just saw them. Reminded me of all this and then we. Well, I wanted to talk to Roy. Is he around? Roy?

[Turley]

I believe he is. You see him there?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number five right there. Roy, you with us?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Morning. Uncle Roy, ladies and gentlemen. We got the infamous Uncle Roy. Remember? Can't cuss. So I left Thursday and we've had this guy drive through a brick wall with our car and off into an embankment. Something else happened. And then we had donut.

[Turley]

Donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, donuts. A guy, an auction driver, grabbed a Mustang or something, started doing donuts and he got run off. And then Danny is no longer with the firm. Is that correct?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. He's no longer with us.

[J.D.]

What happened to Danny?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Caller]

Well, all along, you. You had been his meal ticket a long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And when you got on that plane Thursday morning, I was real happy. I said, I'll get it before you get back.

[J.D.]

God, you had it out for him, Barracuda.

[Caller]

Because I know he would screw up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Caller]

Anytime he start thinking he's dangerous, he's real dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happened.

[Caller]

It's a little guy, Dr. Lester, he's. He's doctoring pet. So they hoover all. Every day. Every day. So I think Lester must have got the best of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirsty.

[Caller]

And he slapped him. And I got a little snitch too. So it got back to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uhhuh.

[Caller]

So I rigged all this stuff up and told Mike what we going to do. So we got all that stuff rigged up and that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're running light. We need some drivers then, huh? We need some drivers. Sounds like we've lost some staff.

[Caller]

We have, but don't worry about it. I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now Danny slapped Lester open handed or close handed?

[Caller]

He said he slapped him open hand. That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what Lester say.

[Caller]

Leslie said, I'll see you on the street. That will let the tone. That's what. That's what they say. He told him I wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brought it up?

[Caller]

They were hoorain. I think Lester got the best of Daniel. You know, they talking about each other mama and all this crap. It does it every day. But I think Daniel a little on the downside that day. Unless I got the best of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so it had nothing to do with the Hummer driver wreck?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. And you know, that's what somebody.

[Turley]

That's what they're saying.

[Caller]

Yeah, they said Lester was talking about it, but you know, it was. All that stuff was mixed up there together. But then you got pissed off because he was talking about his mama and. But then you were talking about his mama too. Neither one of them know each one each other's mother, so you know, they does that every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Daniel bitch slapped Lester?

[Caller]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't take him off his feet.

[Caller]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Danny's a pretty broad shouldered man.

[Caller]

He a wimp?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he weighs about 280 and then most of it's in his shoulders and his arms.

[Caller]

That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, if he really wanted to slap somebody, he could hit him hard.

[Caller]

All Lester had to do was hit him in his knees. He went down like a baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Lester poke Danny in the chest with his finger?

[Caller]

I heard somebody say that too. Hey, but that does that every day, you know, it's nothing new. I don't know what. I don't know what's going on. Last week, everything that go wrong went wrong last week. I don't know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did the auction ban Danny from the premises?

[Caller]

No, no, I bought and put it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Caller]

Call them. Gonna cause some trouble. I know I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a real HR kind of guy.

[J.D.]

Audio of that moment when you're dead. How were you gentle? Were you kind? Or did you just say get out?

[Caller]

Me?

[J.D.]

Yeah, you.

[Caller]

I told him, I say, you know, there's no job, you know, that you can fight on. And I said, even though somebody said, let us hit you in the chest with a finger, but we can't have it, Daniel, you know, that's what we make our living at that opportunity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[Caller]

And I say it's best that you know, me and you part ways. All right, man. All right. That way you feel. That's what I said. That's the way I feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been feeling that way for a while.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've been feeling that way for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been talking you out of it for two years. I know it.

[Caller]

I know it. You was his meal ticket. But then the deal was you didn't have to put up with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why. That's true.

[Caller]

Cuz. You tell him one thing, and as soon as he leaves you, he a start thinking and we're in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he thinks is when things go wrong.

[Caller]

Oh, when he start thinking you're in trouble, he's all right as long as he's not thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he bow up on you?

[Caller]

Oh, no, he don't blow up on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he ever.

[Caller]

Somebody had to get some bail money. To bow on me, that'd be critical.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Be a bad call.

[Caller]

Somebody had to get some bail money. If he stopped me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened with the driver who drove the Alexa, the. The Hummer through the brick wall and over. Over the cliff?

[Caller]

You know, like I said, I went there, but every. Every morning he kind of work. He asked me, y' all still got a job. I said, nobody told me nothing. And he's still scared to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you watched the video?

[Caller]

Yeah, I saw the video. I thought it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like he gave it a lot of gas.

[Caller]

Hey, what happened was his feet stripped off the bricks. He flow boarded. That's the only thing could have happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he kept it floorboarded for like 100 yards. He hit that fence going 40 miles an hour.

[Caller]

Yeah, he panicked, John. He panicked. He panicked. He didn't know what the heck was going on.

[Turley]

He's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knew that.

[Caller]

He knew that. He knew the Hummer was going too fast, but he didn't know how to stop it because he thought he had his feet on the brakes. And that's when he's made the celebrator hung up.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you really watch that video, the second one on the John Clay Wolf Facebook page, and it's about a minute in and you see him go through that brick wall 40 miles an hour. And then it gets pretty violent. Goes up in the air and up and over.

[Turley]

I can't believe he just. Just a little scratch.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Turley]

And I didn't even tell you this, John, So I called him up saying, hey, are you okay? Okay, yeah. Yeah. I was like, all right, you can go ahead and go home for the day. He goes, no, no, no. I want to keep working. I was like, are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I keep driving for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he sore?

[Turley]

You know what? He was walking a little slow the day, but the next day, the next.

[Caller]

Day, the next day, he was a little sore. He told me he was a little us, so that's why you can go back home. No, no, no. I want to work. I want to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We're lucky, man. We're lucky nobody got run over.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we need to quit. We. This brings up a good point. With all our drivers inside the auction, we got to straighten that out. Because if they would have taken somebody out, it had been bad.

[Caller]

Yeah, they've been real bad.

[Turley]

They're just trying. They're just trying to help to move things along, but I know what we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to do, but we. We need to.

[Turley]

Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We're not doing anything wrong. We just need to get everybody else to do it, right?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's a lot of liability. I mean, you make 300 bucks a car, kill four people, probably gonna outrun the 300 bucks a car.

[J.D.]

Just buy a couple of bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our time?

[Turley]

Oh, you got about three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Roy, I've learned a lot on this Pennsylvania trip.

[Caller]

You doing all right up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My boy up here, he does. He does about 6, 700 a week.

[Caller]

Oh, that's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen an operation like it.

[Caller]

That's pretty good. You learned anything new?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I have.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it just takes a lot of people. A lot of people.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, Roy, thank you for. For the update. Yeah. And we will see you next Monday when I get home.

[Caller]

You'll be cool. A safe flag back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, sir.

[Bob O]

There you go.

[J.D.]

And no cussing. I was.

[Turley]

Look at that man.

[J.D.]

Knocked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's grab blind two real quick.

[J.D.]

If he's still there, he is still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andy. Andy. A 2012 Focus with 45,000 miles on it average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It is automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 5. 5,500.

[Caller]

Okay. Water stream I can get for it. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It's the old body style. That's why the next body style jumps up a little bit. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to give me the vi.givein.com. it is so easy. You can do it in your underwear. Remember, if we don't beat your car. Mags off. We owe you 100 bucks. I do that to validate our pricing, to show you guys that we're not a bunch of thieves and outlaws. We're on the top of the wholesale market. No, we're not giving retail. We can't make a living if we're giving retail, but we will damn sure give the top in the wholesale. Be right back. My name is John Cleveland. I buy cars on the radio right here on this radio station. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call him toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this this is the John Clay wolf show. During the break, I went and got some coffee. I'm up here in the clear channel or iheart studios in Philadelphia. And I was talking to the engineer and he said, I used to work at a station called wip, which is sports radio up here in Philly. I was like, do you know Tom Bigby? He's like, yes. I was like, I hate that guy. I do, too. He's the reason that I left CBS radio. He's the reason that I went to the east. So I was telling that guy, I mean, I'm all the way in Texas and the wrath of that guy makes it around the country. I said, I quit 105.3cbs to go to the Eagle in Dallas because of Tom Bigby. He's like, I quit CBS to come here because of Tom Bigby, too. Wow.

[J.D.]

I know people that used to fantasize about reaching into his chest and pulling organs out. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

[Bob O]

Consolidation.

[J.D.]

I'm not kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab line three. Oh, lane three, line three. Everybody, line three. Roger. Line three.

[Bob O]

Roger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hey, Roger. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Panhandle, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amargila. Which city? Borger?

[Caller]

No, Panhandle. It's right outside of border, 28 miles from Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet this is the roughest ass truck.

[Caller]

No, it's not. It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I've just learned that Yalls version of nice. And our version of nice are different versions of nice just because you're used to seeing rough. So when you see something that's not real rough, you're like, oh, this one's nice. That's beautiful. Tell me about it. What year? How many miles? What is it?

[Caller]

2010 GMC SLT Crew Cab, four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drive, diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas. It's 5.3 gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a Sierra SLT. So it's leather.

[Caller]

It's got sunroof. Sunroof leather. It's got a 6 inch lift kit with 35 inch tires with Rockstar colors black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

Probably 20,000 maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and did you say it has navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

It don't have navigation, but it does have sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's lifted 20,000 on the tires. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

There's nothing wrong with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In the miles, one more time.

[Caller]

49, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

49 what? Like 49. 8. Is it gonna turn 50 on me, Rob?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's just like 49.

[John Clay Wolf]

7 something is 22 grand. Buy it. No, there's 23 grand. Buy it. I think I'm out of 24.

[Caller]

Or 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe put it in the website. Let's take a look. It's got a sunroof. No, Nav. It's leather. It's 6 inch lift. Probably needs tires. If it's got 20000 miles on the big tires, they're more than halfway gone. And they cost about 300 a piece, don't they?

[Caller]

Probably it, but they're. I. I may be saying that too many, Way too many miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Because there's. They still have a lot to tread on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, take some pictures, give me the VIN number, load it up, put. I'll sell this truck for 24. 5. And we will write you back yes, no, or as close to 24, five as we can get. Okay, thanks, man.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob O]

Yeah, Daddy. Of course.

[J.D.]

Tomorrow, the Houston Texans, three in one, taking on the Vikings and the Cowboys three and one. Gonna take on the Bengals. So should be a good pro game. You know, the NFL ratings have dropped and they're. The networks are scratching their head. What? How could the ratings be dropping?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the politics.

[J.D.]

Yeah, all the politics and all the junk and all the, you know, kneeling during the anthem. But the reason the networks have to do that is because they have to prove they're stupid. Because of course the advertisers, they promise them a certain number of viewers and if they don't reach that, they got to give them free commercial.

[Turley]

Do you really think that people aren't watching because people are kneeling during the anthem?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I do.

[Turley]

People not watching the NFL suddenly go.

[Bob O]

I hadn't even thought of that, dude. No, you know what?

[J.D.]

There's an organized boycott and suddenly the numbers go down.

[Bob O]

What do you think happened? I'll bet Wolf is with me on this deal too. I don't care what's going on. If there's 60 minutes of a pro football team playing a pro football team even. Even with coverage on cbs. Okay, I'll watch that whole thing. You know why? Because it's a football game.

[J.D.]

Okay, so explain why the ratings are suddenly down 10 to 15%.

[Bob O]

I can't explain.

[Turley]

I think the. Well, I think what you're talking about. There's other things going on.

[J.D.]

Yes, but that other.

[Turley]

As far as other entertainment wise, other.

[J.D.]

Things have happened before election years before and there have been football.

[Turley]

Well, I guess we look every four years to see what the ratings were if they're down that time.

[J.D.]

But what would happen is the buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of old arguing. It's weird because I'm not in the studio with y', all so I like hear you.

[J.D.]

You're just listening to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all just sound like a bunch of old.

[J.D.]

Well, it's the things that genre people are talking about on the street, man.

[Bob O]

Dude, I like that clown.

[J.D.]

Street talk.

[Turley]

Yeah. Zippy, we need to. I don't know if you come back or not.

[J.D.]

The room still stinks from him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure does.

[Turley]

Booze and cigarettes.

[J.D.]

Yeah, really.

[Bob O]

Let me show you how to use the silly Putty little girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

So creepy. It is. The ratings are down in football. Yeah, that is weird.

[J.D.]

1015 Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot.

[J.D.]

That's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot.

[J.D.]

They're panicking.

[Bob O]

They should put some clowns on it.

[J.D.]

They have them. They have some.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a terrible idea.

[J.D.]

It's because they.

[Turley]

Think it's. Hank Williams is gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Nobody cares about Carrie Underwood. She looks good.

[J.D.]

I agree with you. That's probably when it dropped.

[Bob O]

They did change the.

[John Clay Wolf]

If she was bustier and curvier, then it was. Would fly. But she's skinny.

[Turley]

Yeah, she's. She's skinny. Yeah.

[Bob O]

I mean, you know, she ain't no Reba McIntyre.

[J.D.]

Be careful, John. We couldn't come back to haunt you talking like that.

[Turley]

Trump can Tell you where you go grab her at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump is a man's man, huh?

[Turley]

Do you want to play that audio again or anything? Revisit or. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, not the whole thing, but just.

[Turley]

I'll play the best one at 30 seconds.

[J.D.]

Now this. He's in a putt. This is 10 years ago. He's in a bus going to a studio where he's going to be a guest on a soap opera. And he's talking to Billy Bush. Bush from that inside something or other TV show. They're in the bus. So they're still in the bus. They're not on camera, but they have a lavalier wireless mic on. And you sometimes wear those long enough you forget that somebody somewhere is recording you.

[Turley]

Yeah. And so they're pulling up and they see the girl right on the outside. And this is a reaction.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just getting people's reaction.

[Turley]

Oh, sorry, wrong one.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's your girl's hottest. Whoa. Yes.

[Bob O]

Whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. The doll.

[Turley]

My man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta use some tic Tacs just in case they start kissing her. Oh, God. You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start kissing them.

[Caller]

It's like a magnet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

[J.D.]

Whatever you want.

[Caller]

Grab them by the.

[Bob O]

I can do anything.

[Turley]

So you can do anything, John, when you're a star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's why I'm on radio. So I can try to do anything.

[J.D.]

And he's come out and he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I said it.

[J.D.]

I did it. And it's gonna make.

[Turley]

Here's. This is conspiracy theory behind me. But. Okay. I think he wanted this to come out because it. It opens up the gate for the debate.

[J.D.]

I never thought of that.

[Turley]

Bring out the whole. Whatever he's gonna bring out. Yes. Because it gives him a window to talk about and it makes him seem.

[J.D.]

Oh, my.

[Turley]

Without saying. It's like it's forced.

[J.D.]

That's. If you. That's true. That's brutal.

[Turley]

And. And he seems sincere. Like, oh. You know, the Christian crowd seemed like, oh, forgiving.

[J.D.]

Not going to budge. The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[J.D.]

The. The. What's the word? The. The people that are behind him.

[Turley]

No, no, they don't care either way. No, dude, that's.

[J.D.]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I wasn't even going to get out and vote, but now I am.

[Turley]

Are you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of that? Yeah.

[J.D.]

He's talking to vote for him because of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

For him.

[J.D.]

A lot of that's funny is something that's popping up on Facebook. What? This is the funniest. This.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of gals out there. Like, you can come grab my cat.

[J.D.]

First election ever that literally is going to be won or lost on tmz.

[Turley]

It's so sad.

[J.D.]

It really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is. It's freakish.

[J.D.]

Those little. Those little faces on Facebook. I don't know whether they hit the sad one or the angry one.

[Turley]

The emojis.

[J.D.]

The emojis sounds so old.

[Turley]

Those little things on the faces.

[J.D.]

I don't want to say emoji. That sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Needs to keep his daughter out of the fire.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the next two weeks. Because who.

[J.D.]

Which one?

[Turley]

Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because now we've all. She's helped Ivanka or Ivana or whatever her name is. But when you say, what do you think about your father grabbing. Grabbing him by the cat. I don't think it's gonna be hard.

[J.D.]

For her to spend that well.

[Turley]

Pence yesterday was because this came out and he was at an event in Iowa, and they ushered him out so quick afterward. The media was all trying to ask him questions. He's just dodging like he was getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fire because Ivanka can't.

[J.D.]

No, there's no way to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if Ivanka turns on him?

[J.D.]

She won't heal.

[Turley]

Like WWE all the way for a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cabinet position on Hillary. For the.

[J.D.]

Like.

[Turley]

It would be so WWE, because that's happened in wrestling where Jim McMahon's daughter has turned on him. That's a whole play they did. I mean, it could be. I could see it.

[Bob O]

It's just like Gorgeous Jim Garvin in Sunshine man with gentleman Chris Adams.

[Turley]

Well, you're talking way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob O]

Lost Sunshine, turned on him, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the Von Erichs where they'll kill themselves at the end.

[J.D.]

Damn.

[Turley]

It's a line from Zippy the Clown there.

[J.D.]

Hey, we have lost the tracks. I don't even remember them. I mean, we can't see them anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about WikiLeaks? What is the big. You know, they've been building up, building up, building up all week for nothing. For the Hillary poison pill that's coming out.

[J.D.]

Thing that came out was, it's not that heavy.

[Turley]

Same thing. It's the same. It's all the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D.]

You know, the things she said and all the people that are in her back pocket. The people that are gonna vote for her already know this. They're not gonna change their mind. No, they already know the people she's killed and the things she did in Benghazi. And them kill anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a list of people.

[J.D.]

She did not mysteriously die in the Queen's way. I didn't make this up.

[Bob O]

That's not substantiated.

[J.D.]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, what do you really think?

[Turley]

Where's it get Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she a killer? No.

[Turley]

Where's Rush Limbaugh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's.

[Turley]

Let me dial him up real quick.

[Bob O]

He's in Florida.

[J.D.]

He was out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[Bob O]

That was John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rush Killary.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bob O]

Killary has a story checkered past with many people in and out of the Beltway Washington. I don't believe she's killed anyone intentionally, but for years, rumors abound that Bill wanted another child. No, I think she's.

[J.D.]

But no.

[Bob O]

Look, I think she's pursued many of them. The more desirable gentleman in Washington.

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[Bob O]

To the point of first exhaustion and then a fatal level of resistance.

[J.D.]

I know.

[Turley]

She's killed him. With sex? Is that what you're saying?

[Bob O]

I believe she'd like to. Like a black widow spider.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was just thinking.

[Bob O]

A praying mantis or certain breeds of water snake.

[J.D.]

I'll go with that.

[Bob O]

Sexually promiscuous and poisonous all in the same breath.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, you're a Democrat by trade. Yeah, by trade. What? On the WikiLeak thing. What's the big atom bomb? On what she said about the Keystone pipeline.

[Turley]

Just that she wasn't supporting it. Is that what you're talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there was some Wikileak, like private. They paid her a million dollars to talk for. Oh, to support.

[Turley]

To actually support the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

They basically give her a million dollars to say she's on.

[Turley]

Yeah, but she wasn't in office at the time, so, you know, you can support whatever you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so she did an endorsement deal.

[Turley]

Well, by talking at the event, it seems like a million bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she really get paid a million?

[Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

Now, this is from this. I'm reading this from the political insider.com. so take it with that. With that saying. It says WikiLeaks confirms Hillary sold weapons to ISIS, then drops another bombshell.

[Turley]

Okay, that was.

[J.D.]

I'm just reading headlines, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got a 15 salesman's commission on it. Yes.

[J.D.]

You got a deal on it.

[Bob O]

That's one of those fake news things.

[J.D.]

Don't do it. In and out at the dealer.

[Turley]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell usyourbomb.com.

[J.D.]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us your nuke.com. it's so easy. You can do it in a turban.

[Bob O]

You know what Ted Nugent said about The Keystone Pipeline.

[J.D.]

I can't even imagine.

[Bob O]

He prefers Budweiser. And I do, too.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[J.D.]

That was such a stretch.

[Bob O]

Keystone Pipeline.

[Turley]

Keystone. You get a keystone light for a 20 discount.

[Bob O]

You gotta drink that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

We drank Keystone Lights in high school.

[J.D.]

In college, and then just Coors Light. Just repackaged. Yes. Yeah, that's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back when I had a bar, the Keystone kegs were cheaper.

[Bob O]

I don't believe I've had a Keystone since the seventh grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's because you still like those down pretty good.

[Bob O]

Yeah, they go down smooth. Great with nachos.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been drinking a lot up here, by the way.

[Turley]

Really? What are you drinking?

[J.D.]

Confession.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beer? Yeah, but. Yeah, since we got into Philadelphia, lots of food. Cheesesteak cheese steaks. We're going to Geno's this afternoon.

[Turley]

Oh, nice. Nice.

[Bob O]

You gonna eat a piglet?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna stand in line at Gino's. She's gonna stand in line at. What's the other one called?

[Turley]

What the hell they're called.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're right across the street from each other.

[Turley]

The two cheesesteak places names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geno's and. Anyway, we're gonna do that. Yeah, we've been eating like a bunch of pigs.

[Bob O]

There's a. There's a sandwich up there that's famous. That's called a piglet. Yeah, it's kind of like a. Like a sausage Philly with man scrambled eggs and french fries and gravy and all kinds of stuff on top of it. It's like a two pound sandwich. And you have to drink Iron City beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

The food up here is pretty heavy. Pat's, Pat's and Geno's. With or without onions?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Provo or Cheez Whiz Whip? Yeah. Definitely haven't lost any weight on this trip.

[Caller]

Trip?

[J.D.]

It's not a diet town.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but they're not as fat as we are.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob O]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You haven't gone into inner cities yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here right now.

[Turley]

Start walking around.

[J.D.]

Okay, so Texans are more out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shape, I think so. They walk around here more. The traffic's terrible.

[J.D.]

That's true in the Northeast. They walk everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

The traffic is.

[J.D.]

You go to Chicago. You know, people don't even have cars in Chicago. New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's the. The traffic. If we think traffic's bad in Texas, it's worse. Way, way, way.

[J.D.]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. But what about your girlfriend? Which.

[Bob O]

Okay, there's been very little actual activity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a sec. Bob, if you want to get a bid on your car calling right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio and I'll tell you what I'm really doing well with right now I can pay a lot for is trucks, all kinds of trucks. Full size SUVs, Escalades, Tahoes, Expeditions. Anything big and burns a lot of gas. People want right now. Convertibles. We're coming out of convertible season so you're not going to like your number on convertibles. Highline cars are still doing well. Mercedes, expensive. Mercedes are still doing well. The expensive Lexus, all the good stuff rental cars. The cheap normal, normal block car is about a thousand less than it was three weeks ago is the truth. But anyway, give me the vin.com 800800 radio 8008007234 is how you get on the air with us. Okay, Bob O girlfriend.

[Bob O]

Time to reset that deal. John, I'm in a period right now. After a few weeks cleansing my palate, I'm out of deal. There's this girl I've been talking to for years and after, you know, a couple of live in situations and then another while. Very worthwhile woman but this wasn't a good match for me, you know, broken that off and this, this one that I really like has been hacked off.

[J.D.]

Why?

[Bob O]

Well, because, you know, we're talking, we're talking and I get hooked up with somebody else.

[J.D.]

Texting. Are you Facebook are you? Face to face.

[Bob O]

Oh, well, just no texting and chatting. I haven't seen her in. In the flesh since 1989.

[J.D.]

All right, so your Internet talking. Go ahead.

[Bob O]

Very interested in the girl though have a lot in common and she's hacked off after so many times of being. And then I'm not talking because I'm with somebody else because I get, you know, restless, impatient. Sure, you know, like a little Romo.

[J.D.]

What has kept you from being hooking up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bob O]

It just keeps going wrong. Either she's really, really mean or. But she's blocked me on Facebook and she won't speak to me.

[J.D.]

Well, that would be a big old clue to me that she doesn't see.

[Bob O]

You and I text her all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time in the shade. Answer.

[J.D.]

Stop. That's called stalking.

[Bob O]

Sometimes she answers but it hasn't been friendly in a long, long time.

[J.D.]

Well, why don't you just drop this?

[Bob O]

I should probably do that. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Otherwise they have charges they can bring.

[Bob O]

I haven't done anything illegal.

[J.D.]

If someone's blocked you and told you to Leave. You leave them alone. You keep bothering them. Yeah, they can charge, they can file charges.

[Bob O]

Huh.

[Turley]

Stalking, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I do that to my ex wife?

[J.D.]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I just. Yeah, we don't. I just don't like talking about.

[J.D.]

Well, that's different. This woman's blocked him and said don't call me anymore. And he continues.

[Bob O]

Yeah, but this is a woman I've known since we were kids.

[Turley]

Yeah, you said something to her. Piss her off.

[Bob O]

Her older brother is like one of my best friends in the world.

[J.D.]

Go away means go away. Yeah.

[Bob O]

I haven't done anything really to make her that mad.

[J.D.]

Okay, you've done something.

[Bob O]

Nuh.

[J.D.]

Somebody blocks you on Facebook and tells you to go away in a text, there's strike two.

[Bob O]

Well, I mean. And look. And I do, and I do for six weeks time. And then in January I say, hey, what about a movie? And she says, oh man, I'm busy. What movie? And we're talking again.

[J.D.]

Okay. You know, so she's in and out.

[Bob O]

Once in a while. She's nice. So I think she may be a drinker.

[J.D.]

So you're both nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

[Bob O]

Nothing.

[J.D.]

I think you should go for it, man.

[Bob O]

I think we could get a good six or eight weeks out of this.

[J.D.]

The best thing to do is go sit right in front of our house in your car and wait. That's.

[Caller]

That's.

[J.D.]

I sort of got. That's it. That's. That's the key.

[Bob O]

I don't know where she lives. There's no danger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know this girl is like an Internet deal?

[Bob O]

No, no. I mean, I grew up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her.

[Bob O]

Her older brother is one of my best friends in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know where she lives?

[Bob O]

She doesn't live in town or any. She lives in a nearby town.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she said, leave me alone.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she blocked you on Facebook.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Yeah. But she wasn't saying leave me alone just because it's me. Leave me alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think she's trying to play hard to get?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Yes.

[J.D.]

That's what any stalker would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. No.

[Bob O]

And she has been pretty hard to get so far.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she's blocked you.

[Bob O]

You have no faith in the power of true love. Jd, that's not true love.

[J.D.]

That's stalky.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you find where she lives?

[Bob O]

I don't know where she lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her phone number.

[J.D.]

There's another thing. You remember the song. You don't know where she lives?

[Bob O]

I know her cell phone number, cuz that's how I text her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you text will you text me her cell phone number and I'll call her Right now?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

No. Cause you're gonna hack her off even more every time she gets mad. It takes longer before she starts talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

To me again, but she won't recognize my number. I'll help your stalk, John. And then text it to me, and I'll call her, say, hey, I'm calling. I'm a buddy of Bob O's. I'm worried about him. I think he's gonna kill himself. And I think the only person that can, say, save him as you. Would you be willing to do it? And if she says no, let him kill himself, then we know that she's not interested.

[Bob O]

Well, that would be useful. But her number one line is, I don't do drama. She always says, yeah, so that would be drama, and that would be a strike against me, and I don't need that right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, the suicide threat really brings out the truth.

[Bob O]

Not getting younger. Yeah, but I'm not playing from a weak point like that. I'm just. I'm gonna stop hooking up with people that just want to hook up with me.

[J.D.]

You've been blocked and told to go away. What does it take? Just asking.

[Bob O]

Well, I mean, ease up. If it, you know, this goes on another couple weeks, I'll do that.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. how's your love life?

[J.D.]

My love life's fine.

[Turley]

Let's find out about it next.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're doing great. We've got one segment left, boys and girls. If you want to do a lightning round, if you want to bid a bunch of cars, you need to call now. 800-800-800-7234. Pick up your cell phone, dial 800-800-7234. I'll take you on the air. I'll bid your car. If you don't want to call in, just go to givemethevent.com. but we're buying. We're buying. We're buying. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars right here on this radio station. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God, they lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the wringer. Go to givemetheven.com. i will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy, you can do it in your eyes underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now, 1800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com the Hell Song is this? Wilson Picket. All right. You got some soul, Turley. I'll tell you, that old record player that you brought in the studio in those albums, man, that's a good collection.

[J.D.]

You have a record player, did you?

[Turley]

How do you not see it when you walk into the green room? The very front.

[J.D.]

You know what? It's seven o' clock in the morning. I'm in a haze.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

My parents had pretty good taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you got the good stuff. They have.

[Turley]

They had more, but it was lost at some point.

[J.D.]

I didn't want to buy a turntable. A good one, though. You can't get those cheap USB ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the right, the real, real deal. He's got the right albums to listen to on vinyl.

[J.D.]

Absolutely Funny, because there was a time when you go, oh, you got albums? I, I, I had tons and got rid of them because they're.

[Turley]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

They're such a pain to drag around. I got rid of my turntables. I thought, you know what? Life is going digital.

[Bob O]

It is an outstanding collection, Turley. Your parents are obviously very hip people.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

George Harrison, all the demo stuff from the record labels. When I was at the rock station in Dallas. Yeah, I got all that stuff and I got rid of all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave, good morning.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you coming from?

[Caller]

From Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Houston, Texas. What year is this? Lexus 0808. And it's a ES?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is the inside?

[Caller]

Tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller]

Navigation, yes. Sunroof. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No roof. That's, that's that. Most of those cars always had roofs. How many miles?

[Caller]

54,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good miles. Average. Rough, Clean condition?

[Bob O]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple of questions. Well, it doesn't have a roof, so it's not a luxury package. No, it does have nav. Does it have chrome factory wheels?

[Caller]

I don't know the answer to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. Is it your car or someone else's?

[Caller]

Someone else's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose?

[Bob O]

Friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they alive or dead?

[Caller]

Alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they Barely alive?

[Caller]

Nope. Alive and kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob O]

And kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

We make it a rule not to negotiate with a third party. However, I'll still talk about the car, but when it gets down to it, just, you know, when the buddy calls in and the deal gets too far, and then, like, we're lining up drivers and stuff. Yeah. Anyway, you know, I think it's an $11,000 car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll give it. And we'll come to your buddy's house and pick it up, and if he doesn't want to meet us, he can send another buddy out to hand us the title. All right, Just tell us. We just got to make sure the check is made out to the person on the title, and we have the picture of the driver's license that matches the title, and then we make the checkout to them. And short of that, I don't care who owns it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks.

[J.D.]

Thank you.

[Bob O]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7 2, 3, 4. It can't be stolen, though. Yeah, that causes a lot of problems.

[J.D.]

Lots of problems. Whatever happened to that, that red car, that sports car? What was it? Aston Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Todd's been driving it.

[Turley]

Yeah, the guy hasn't picked it up yet still. Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, J.D. i drove that thing for a couple of days.

[J.D.]

It's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was running late to the auction, and I was on the tollway, and I. I made the decision, and I'll take the ticket. I'll even take the jail time because I've got to get there. I was so late, and I was doing a buck twenty. Damn. And that thing will run. It feels good at a buck 20.

[J.D.]

Really, really careful if you take it out again, because those. That I was told by the guy at the tire place, those tires are not the right tires and they should not be sped on. That's what I was told.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks for telling me that after I went up to 140.

[J.D.]

I didn't see that before. You just didn't hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are like little bicycle tires.

[J.D.]

Yeah. They're not the right ones for that car because I went never. Doesn't matter how I know that that's the case. Well, I don't want to get into a big, long story about how I know that. I took it to a tire place, and he told me those are not the right tires. I can't even look at them because it's the wrong tires. So legally, I can't look at them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, are you starting the pulp fixture music a little early?

[Turley]

Yeah, just like a minute early.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

We didn't get to The Samsung Galaxy phone 71 lit up on a Southwest Airlines jet. If you have One just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just this week when I, you know, I flew this week. And they're like, if you have that phone, get it out of here now.

[J.D.]

Because Southwest had one. The guy was. Powered it off and then it caught fire. And this was supposedly a replacement phone. Now Samsung hasn't said absolutely, but this was. The guy says, this is a replacement phone. So if so, man, Samsung's in so much trouble. But he literally. The plane was taxiing out and it lit up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what about when they take down an aircraft? What about when the Samsung kills 200 people?

[J.D.]

Yeah, that's going to be really ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is probably going to happen if this keeps up.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Because people, this guy was. Power had powered it down. And then the green, thick green gray smoke, as he said, began pouring out of the device. They set it on the floor and it burned a hole into the carpet and this. And the plane was still on the ground fortunately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley. I bought a 04 Dodge dually with about a 10 inch lift on it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And nobody. I'm up in Pennsylvania, as you know. Nobody will haul at home.

[Turley]

Well, because why so damn tall? Yeah. You have a single car hauler. You're gonna do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know what to do. I asked my wife, she wanted to drive it home. She said no.

[J.D.]

What is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine Dodge Dudley with a big lift and. And I'm up here and I, I was like, man, I bought it cheaper than they bring in Texas, but there's a reason. Because nobody will get them back to Texas.

[J.D.]

I wish I had time off. I'd come up and drive it.

[Bob O]

You talking about driving it back or hauling it back?

[Turley]

I'm driving it. That's like 24 hour drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is a long drive in.

[Turley]

That vehicle that's bouncing all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my gosh.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your nose would be bleeding and your kidneys and have stones in it by the time you got here.

[Bob O]

Great job for strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's true. Hey, you bring up a good point, Bob. He'd be down like that.

[Turley]

I think he can drive now. Can he?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should just put it on ove and just sell it that way. I think it sounds like I don't think we can get it home. I really was looking forward to have it in the auction lane because it'll bring out all the redneck buyers left and right. All right, give me the vin.com is our website. The buyers will be in the buyer's room until 4 o' clock today. Bidding cars. If you're. If you're. If you put your thing in this evening, we're not going to bid it until Monday morning. And all the guys that put them in Sunday, we won't get to it till Monday morning. But we hit it hard Monday morning with the big cue. So go now if you want. Want your bid today. And other than that, we'll get to it Monday morning. We'll come to your house. We'll beat your CarMax offers, we'll beat your dealership offers. We'll do in and outs with your dealership. We buy cars. We buy them left and right. It's what we do. We're really good at it. Really, really, really good at it. Really great at it.

[J.D.]

Make cars. Selling. Buying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great, great again. We're gonna make. Yeah.

[Bob O]

And we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love hot women like Donald Trump.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not even gonna give out the number. We don't go to the website. Just go to the website, man. Give me the vin. The VIN number. The vi. N dot com. Arkansas, we come to you. West Texas, we come to you. And of course, south Louisiana. We're down there every week, man. See y' all Saturday morning. Next Saturday. Over and out. See ya.

[J.D.]

Be safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Locker out.

[Bob O]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money. Let's get it.