#68 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode 68 Detailed Summary

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Key Crew: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley (“Turley”), various callers and recurring show characters

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Episode Overview

This episode remains true to the John Clay Wolfe Show’s brand: a raucous, irreverent blend of cars, sports, sex, politics, and rock & roll. The crew juggles off-color banter, real-time car deals, political lampoonery, pop culture commentary, and candid calls with listeners. There are comedic “character” segments, lively debates about the election circus, and personal moments mixed in, culminating with a poignant breast cancer awareness story.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Cars, Car Buying, and On-Air Deals

(Spanning throughout episode, e.g. 08:00, 16:13, 25:31, 34:32, 54:52, 95:18)

• Live Car Bids:

  • John bids callers’ vehicles live on air, covering a wide range: F-150s, Dodge Rams, lifted diesel trucks, Cadillacs, luxury SUVs, and even a 38-foot camper.
  • The negotiation process is often comedic and barbed:
    • John: “I’m a $30,000 buyer” – [17:14]
    • “You highballed me, Jamie. You evened out the score. So now what do we do?” – [26:03]
  • Listeners are told to upload their details to givemethevin.com.
  • Lesson: John wants to buy, not just bid, and frequently calls out “lowballs,” exaggerations, and enthusiast sellers.

• Listener Engagement:

  • Many callers want trade-in advice; John steers them to his dealer network or new car specialists.
  • A running joke about “ghetto price” vs. “real price” for used cars illustrates the wild expectations vs. reality in car trading.
  • A unique segment involves a caller trying to sell a camper: “I’d be just pissing in the wind guessing the value of that thing” – [136:26]

2. Politics, the Election, and Media Polarization

(05:01, 07:01, 09:28, 30:34, 31:37, 38:02, 133:06)

• Satirical Top 10:
  • Turley and JD spar over whether a “Top 10 Things Trump Will Do as President” bit is too political:
    • “It’s all slam and Trump”—JD [05:07]
    • “Threaten to deport Melania if she gains too much weight…” – [05:33, 83:09]
  • John: “Whoever’s listening now is not going to be listening again. Except the diehards.”
• Election Fatigue & Media Critique:
  • The crew debates the extreme polarization of the 2016 cycle, how news media are “slanted and leaning,” and how even friends/families can no longer talk civilly (“41% of those people should stop running goofballs for president”).
  • JD warns, “You’re on so many stations... if you get a program director that hears one side or the other, they could get angry...” [08:48]
• Locker Room Talk and Scandals:
  • There’s a candid, controversial discussion on the Trump/Billy Bush tape and stories of sexual misconduct, with the crew lampooning the delay in allegations (“Why’d [these] all pop up three weeks before the election?” – JD [11:15]).
• Balancing the Show:
  • Michael Turley positioned as the resident Democrat and fact-checker.
• Final Thoughts on Political Outcomes:
  • John: “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that Trump loses.” [29:41]
  • Turley: “I don’t bet on politics. I take it serious.” [29:47]

3. Pop Culture and Music Bits

(03:01, 84:48, 103:17, 107:02, 109:05)

• Roger Waters/Pink Floyd:
  • Discussion of Waters’ tour and Floyd’s catalog. John admits to missing music cues because he “should have smoked down before I got on the air.” [03:01]
• Casey Kasem and Rush Limbaugh Parodies:
  • Fake “Top Ten” combined with a spot-on Casey Kasem impression for comic effect. [83:00]
  • Rush Limbaugh character regularly interjects, especially on cigars and ruminations about Obama:
    • “Power on loan from Gaul!” – [112:43]
• Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize:
  • The crew jokes about Dylan’s singing but recognizes the importance:
    • “No musician has ever been given this award.” [107:12]
    • Original “Dylan” parody song satirizes the political scene. [109:05]
• Celebrity Sightings:
  • Stripper Hannah Bailey claims Jerry Jones is a generous tipper. [62:40]

4. Sports Talk

(126:00 onward)

• Football:
  • Cowboys vs. Packers anticipation, Romo vs. Dak.
  • Tony Romo impression segment—his “dad,” Antonio Romo, delivers an extended, intentionally over-the-top, Spanish-accented update on Tony’s rehab and neighborhood “paper route” escapades. [86:10 onward]
  • College football scoreboard and gun/ammo stockpiling due to election fears [121:02].
• Stadium News:
  • Vegas Raiders: will the Las Vegas stadium change the city? [128:16]
  • Brief mention of the Rangers’ early playoff exit and new stadium debate.

5. Edgy Humor and Show’s Signature Bits

(Throughout: 02:04, 36:53, 71:04, 145:17, etc.)

• Sex, Strippers, and Pranks:
  • Hannah the Stripper visits: talks perfume, working at The Lodge, tips, and attempt at nursing school [59:06-62:09].
  • Banter around “locker room talk” [10:29, 13:34].
  • The running “hot and cold running midgets” joke in used car features.
• Soundboards, Audio Pranks and Web Deep-dives:
  • Nancy O’Dell “naked” Google trick and tales of fake celebrity nudes [28:00].
  • Stories of website adventures and the infamous “Obama soundboard” that nearly got the show in trouble [99:30].
• Show-in-Show References:
  • Occasional breaks in the fourth wall over FCC regulations, syndication trouble in Canada, and even firing a staff member (“Pig Pen”) for gross misconduct [70:14].
  • Meta discussions about podcasting “without the censors.”

6. Calls from Listeners across Demographics

(13:16, 22:21, 25:31, 55:25, 96:33)

• Entertaining Exchange Examples:
  • Caller from Nuevo Laredo suspected of drug running, jokes ensue [21:22].
  • Nigerian American Sam expresses his love for the show [55:32].
  • Multiple callers want to know the “real” value of their cars, leading to debates, ball-busting, and laughs.

7. Honest & Personal Moments

(150:40 onward)

• Breast Cancer Awareness:
  • In a marked tonal shift, a staffer shares her July diagnosis in recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
  • “All of a sudden, they said to get a mammogram. I did. They found something, cut it super early, stage one, you know, cut that thing out. And I’m doing a little bit of chemo and then some radiation, and I’ll be done.” [151:02-154:10]
  • She stresses early screening and stresses how a “computer glitch” and first mammogram saved her life.
  • John: “Well, cool. Well, thanks for talking to us about it.” [154:05]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Selling Cars:
  • John: “Life is a negotiation. I’ll buy the cars.” [08:03]
  • “You want to sell it or you just jerking everybody off looking, kicking tires?” – [26:28]
  • “You highballed me, Jamie. You evened out the score. So now what do we do?” [26:03]
• On the Election:
  • J.D.: “Just tired. I’m worn out by it all.” [05:01]
  • Bobbo: “One guy used the phrase Tony Homo this week. I’m serious. And I lost my mind.” [09:36]
  • John: “Whoever’s listening now is not going to be listening again. I mean, except the diehards.” [05:26]
• On the Media:
  • John: “Have you ever seen the New York Times, the Washington Post, the LA Times do full blown hit pieces on a candidate every day?” [31:09]
• On Show Tone:
  • Michael Turley: “This is all real, folks.” [51:16]
  • Bobbo: “I'm growing as an artist.” [115:38]
• On Polarization:
  • J.D.: “The people that were going to vote for Trump are not changing their mind. They're not. You could literally have a video of him shooting a puppy…” [37:09]
• Hannah the Stripper
  • “I just like to take my clothes off.” [59:38]
  • On political opinions: “I used to like Donald Trump, and then I found out he was married.” [62:03]
• On Getting Kicked off Canadian Radio:
  • “We got kicked off of Canada… I wanted out of that contract so bad. And then… this is going to get us kicked off. Let’s go ahead and go for it. And it did.” [69:14]
• Bob Dylan Parody Song:
  • “Where have you been my orange skinned friend? … Your base best described as a pale shade of fickle. Deplorably bend with some votes to it on you…” [109:05]
• Breast Cancer Survivor:
  • “All of a sudden, they said to get a mammogram. I did. They found something, cut it super early, stage one, you know, cut that thing out. And I’m doing a little bit of chemo and then some radiation, and I’ll be done.”
  • “Your first one saved your life.” [152:49]

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Timed Index of Key Segments

• 00:51 – 05:55: Opening banter, Aston Martin title issues, humor about relationships
• 07:01 – 09:53: Political ‘Top 10’ debate, prepping for audience calls
• 16:13 – 17:46: Car bidding call (F-150), John’s negotiation style
• 25:31 – 27:41: More car live-trades, education on trade-in vs. outright sale
• 29:33 – 37:04: Politics, media, restlessness about election (Trump/Clinton, press influence)
• 55:25: Call from Nigerian-American fan
• 59:06 – 62:09: Stripper Hannah, lifestyle, earnings, and joking about clients
• 86:10 – 91:13: Tony Romo’s “dad” comedy bit
• 95:18 – 98:23: Final push of car calls, selling system explained
• 103:17 – 109:39: Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize and “exclusive” satire song
• 150:40 – 154:10: Breast cancer survivor shares story – honest, informative, heartfelt

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Episode Tone and Language

• Conversational and irreverent, with frequent crude jokes and playful insults.
• Political segments alternate between biting satire and exhausted, “can’t we move on?” vibes.
• Banter reminiscent of a morning radio show with loose format, room for characters, and crowd-participation.
• Occasional honest, heartfelt interludes (notably the cancer awareness segment).

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Summary for New Listeners

If you’ve never tuned in, this episode offers the full John Clay Wolfe experience—a chaotic, often hilarious crucible where the world of cars collides with pop culture, politics, and everyday life. Expect car price negotiations, politically incorrect humor, political gripes, cult-favorite characters, and a surprising dose of humanity beneath all the snark. The show’s unique hook remains: “I’ll bid your car live on the air,” but the real ride happens in the sharp, unscripted crew banter and candid calls with listeners.

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Standout Segment

Breast Cancer Awareness (150:40–154:10)
A staff member’s story of her sudden diagnosis (thanks to a “glitch” that prompted her first mammogram) is moving, direct, and ultimately optimistic—a memorable note of gratitude that personalizes health awareness amidst a relentlessly comedic broadcast.

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For more, catch the podcast archives, join in live calls, or test John’s bidding bravado at givemethevin.com.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

From the wolf radio studios. It's time for the john clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-rode. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John clay wolf.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[J.D.]

I said, did you. Have you sold the Aston Martin yet? Because I'll tell you why I can't sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A car that I can't get a title for, dumbass.

[J.D.]

Am I with you every day? Do I know you don't have a title, Dumbass?

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you I can't get a title.

[J.D.]

That was two weeks ago, you know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Three months ago?

[J.D.]

Well, maybe between now and then, you possibly have gotten it and gotten rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got the car.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I still have it? Yeah.

[J.D.]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to drive it?

[J.D.]

No, what I want to do is I'm going to a party, and it's a car party, and I wanted to bring it with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear? You want to drive it? No, I don't want to drive it to a party.

[J.D.]

No, drive it every day. You gave it to me for two months, so that's driving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Just a weekend, if you still have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

God, what did you not get this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did actually get it this morning. She's grumpy, but she was being kind of weird about it.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like she. Ow. Like.

[J.D.]

Like you owed it to her or she owed it to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, like she owed it to me.

[J.D.]

Okay, fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

It sounds like a comed. They do that all the time on sitcoms. You know, where the wife goes.

[Bobbo]

But.

[J.D.]

Okay, but I need this, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And with that. Good morning. Welcome to today's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. If it's Saturday, it's John Clay Wolf time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot better when they wrestle you down and pull it out of you. Yeah, of course.

[J.D.]

But maybe she wouldn't take me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to be taken like a.

[J.D.]

Maybe she wasn't in the mood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just take me.

[Bobbo]

All right, easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab my coochie.

[J.D.]

All right. Yes. Thank you, Donald.

[Caller]

Oh, man.

[J.D.]

Dear Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened with Roger Waters?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know what happened.

[J.D.]

Who's Roger?

[Michael Turley]

He's got a tour going on. That's what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he coming in the studio today? Really?

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not coming to the studio. I have not got Roger Waters booked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my Lord, no.

[Michael Turley]

Does that not excite you at all? You're not a big I've been to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wall deal three years ago at American Airlines center, and it was cool. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Dallas. Fort. Good morning, Houston, everyone else will join at 9:00'. Clock. Wait, turn it up. Is this where it goes? No, I missed it. Yeah. Wait, no, I'm a few choruses back. I should have smoked down before I got on the air.

[Bobbo]

Should I thought about something?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't have missed that.

[Bobbo]

You know what happened though? What's cool about this one is he's playing some of the later Floyd catalog that he's never done.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Before, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I have never done that. I've never been baked on the air. Have you, Jenny?

[J.D.]

Never begged drunk. Yes, in fact, in 1981 I did. This is what's funny to end up being an alcoholic. And I did an al. I did an alcohol. This is small town radio where you can get away with anything. I did an alcohol awareness experiment where you start sober, the cops come in, you blow, and then you. Throughout the show you get progressive like.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bill Cosby Pepsi Challenge, but you wind up with a pudding pop in your mouth. Pretty much.

[J.D.]

Yellow pudding pop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come here.

[J.D.]

The cops come in, tell you a joke, and you bl. And you blow. Yeah, the last blow. It's really weird. Anyway, so. Yes, I did that on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you do your uncle Bill a favor, you get a pudding pop. All right, so you did. You got drunk with a bunch of us.

[J.D.]

No, just on the air. I'm just me by myself. It was a radio show in a local small town in Missouri.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody running the board for you?

[J.D.]

Yeah. Oh, actually no, not in those days. Not in those days.

[Michael Turley]

Man, you were good.

[J.D.]

They let me get away with it.

[Michael Turley]

Function alcoholic, that's for sure.

[Caller]

Good morning, turtle boy.

[J.D.]

You should hear the tapes. Good morning, Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, what's up, Bob? Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. If you eat the pudding, you won't wonder about the pop. I don't even know what pudding pop.

[Bobbo]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Monica Lewinsky and Bill should like do a political commercial. It'd be awesome. About the cream filled pudding punk.

[J.D.]

Oh God, I just wish the election was tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

JD's been down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys aren't tired of this?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not. Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D.]

You're not tired of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Wiki, speaking of blowing loads, let's not blow all of ours right out of the gate. All right.

[Michael Turley]

He's been down though.

[J.D.]

I'm just tired. I'm worn out by it all.

[Michael Turley]

I sent him a nice top 10 and JD's like, it's not a nice top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to do that. It's too political. It's all slam and Trump.

[J.D.]

You sound like somebody doing a late night comedian show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did Turley the Lip Tur. The Lip the Liptard wrote the top 10 and he slanted it all against.

[J.D.]

All against Trump.

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't all against Trump.

[J.D.]

You want me to read him?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever's listening now is not going to be listening again. I mean, except the Die Hards threatened to deport millennia. What's the top?

[J.D.]

Top 10 is. What is it? Top 10 things he pledges to do when he's actually in the office. Number 10 threatened to deport Melania if she gains too much weight as the first lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that. Okay.

[J.D.]

He said this is real, though. These are really things he supposedly said wants to implement a one child per family law for Hispanics. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did it in China.

[Bobbo]

You only allowed to have so many ninos.

[J.D.]

One ninja family would impose a one child law for Muslims too. But since they're not going to be in the country, it wouldn't matter. Number three, Donald Trump would put all secure Social Security funds in his new company called Blind Trust. Where he would invest. It'd be invested and managed by his children. That's not a bad idea.

[Bobbo]

That's not a bad idea.

[J.D.]

See, the way comedy works is somebody has to be on the other side. Okay. Move the Oval Office to Trump Towers. Number six. Trump plans to nationalize Pokemon Go. This one's funny. And build a virtual border wall within the game itself. And then claim he made good on his promises to build the wall.

[Michael Turley]

If you play the game, you'd laugh at it.

[J.D.]

Okay. He will take the US Government into bankruptcy and try to renegotiate the nation's debt. Jennifer Flowers, Monica and Paula Jones will be appointed to the cabinet positions in Trump's administration. Number eight will be. We'll make the southwestern U.S. one giant golf course and resort. Pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It already is, isn't it?

[J.D.]

And my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kinda Arizona. Oh, God.

[J.D.]

My thing just reset.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty funny. Yeah, we get a taste. So that's our top ten.

[J.D.]

You get it? Well, we can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. But.

[Michael Turley]

But JD said. No, it's not equal time. John.

[J.D.]

Yeah, there's. Okay, you're on a lot of stations. Let me ask. Let me, let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. You can call in and tell us if you. If that is, if that's an okay top 10.

[J.D.]

What's going to happen is they're going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

We also need Stations. We also need to bid some cars, so. Oh, yeah. Call in 800-800-RODIO. Year make, model, miles. Year make, model miles. Year make, model, miles, and I'll give you 510 grand. 75 grand. 27 5. Whatever the money is. I will bid your car and I'll put it in the money. I actually bid cars over the radio. That's our hook. That's our weird dance step that nobody else does on the air. And I do it again, and we can also do it from. Give me the Vin. Vin.GiveMeTheVin.com and you're buying them.

[Michael Turley]

Not just bidding. You're buying these actual money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't want to bid them if you don't know the truth. I just want to buy them. You know, If I say 10 grand, you say, oh, like, you know, what's it take? I'm going to hit you first, then you hit me. And if we come together, life is a negotiation. I'll buy the cars. You don't believe we're buying cars. We're going to call Uncle. Uncle Roy in a minute. I caught him on the way out.

[Michael Turley]

He's hot, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going out to pick up cars all over the Dallas Fort Worth market. Yeah, he's pissed.

[Michael Turley]

He's not. He's not a hamper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he'll be good for the air. Well, I told Roy, I said, just hold that, because he was. He was throwing up all over me. He was having his period all over me. And I was like, hold that. Let's. I'm gonna call you on there in a minute because this is funny. What were you saying, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Nothing. I've been in the same shape.

[J.D.]

Well, no, you're not, because you get on the Internet and argue with people. I'm just s. You can't turn on Facebook. You can't turn on the news. You can't even turn on TMZ without them doing it. It's just freaking. By the way, you're on so many stations. If you get a program director or an owner that hears one side or the other, they could get angry. I'm just trying to save you an angry phone call on the Monday. Absolutely. We just got an email. Because I work for CBS in Dallas. We just got an email about this. No, I'm just telling you it's a. It's a real news organization. And they said very, very careful. I know, but you're on stations all over. You don't. This is comedy, but you don't know who owns what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, do Clear Channel and Cumulus on everything.

[J.D.]

Do what you want to do. Not my state, not my show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your thing.

[Bobbo]

I really do empathize, J.D. i mean, I suffered a genuine crisis of ego this week. I can't stand all the. You know, listen. It's so argumentative. We become so polarized. One guy used the phrase Tony homo this week. I'm serious. And I lost my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Lost my mind?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's so old. I hate it.

[Bobbo]

You take a proper noun, like killary. You take a proper noun, you change one letter of it, and you've done something so intelligent.

[J.D.]

But that one's accurate, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you lose your mind?

[Bobbo]

He's not a homo. How's that one accurate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just kidding.

[Bobbo]

You're talking about killer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding.

[Bobbo]

See, there's that old bs, Man.

[J.D.]

Just joking.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes you might back a winner. You guys might run somebody who's not a total goofball. Sometimes people.

[Michael Turley]

Calm down.

[Bobbo]

Goofy goof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, do you not like Trump anymore?

[Bobbo]

I've always liked Trump for president. I think he's got a. He just made himself a very uphill climb the last couple weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you remember a couple of.

[Bobbo]

Weeks I was saying he could win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know now, Right?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I don't know now, man. He.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad I'm not running for president.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Would they ever dig crap up on you and me?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, there's. I thought about that same thing. No, for me, too. Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

All the crap I've done is been.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the radio back in 93 when I woke up, and John was. I was in bed with John, and he was touching me inappropriately. But actually, you were touching me inappropriately before you passed out. That didn't count, man. All these chicks with these stories they're talking about this week. I ain't buying all of it. I'm on his side.

[J.D.]

No, It's. It's like 20 years of this. Why did they all come up? Why'd they all pop up three weeks before the election? Nobody would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nantucket. When I was in high school, they got out of the cab and I was sitting on the park bench, and she's wasted off her ass and invites me up to her bedroom, Right?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we go get after it. I'm 18, and she's about 24.

[J.D.]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, like, when she. She's wasted.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't know her name. She didn't know mine. And then after we're through, she starts screaming at me, saying, you're not my boyfriend. You're not my boyfriend. You're not him. And then, like, Oliver starts waking up all her friends, college friends, screaming like I did something. You're not my boy. Hey, lady, you're the one that found me on the sidewalk and said, come on up, we got some pizza. I thought I was just coming up.

[J.D.]

For pizza, but, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now you're kind of like suggesting that I, you know, might need to talk to an officer of the law.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Get a lawyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is just. I don't. I don't trust some women that got these stories.

[J.D.]

Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll lie.

[J.D.]

Oh, you what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? They'll lie.

[J.D.]

No, now you're making things up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, a real straight up wrong deal. But like, if Trump ramp. If Trump put his hand on that chick's leg on the airplane. Yeah. What's the other side of the story?

[J.D.]

Yeah, well, there's. As you are. Were they even there?

[John Clay Wolf]

What if she said, hey, will you grab my coochie?

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D.]

Don't you think it's a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if she leaned over and licked his ear lobe?

[Bobbo]

All right, I'm starting to get a little turned on.

[J.D.]

And then what did they do, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, I mean, you know, what.

[J.D.]

Was she wearing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

She was wearing a business suit, but it was the skirt. And she had her hair up. She had the glasses on and they were drinking those high martinis in first class with vermouth and the pearl onions and olives. And then she's like, got her tongue in his ear and he runs his hand up her skirt because that's what she wanted.

[J.D.]

It's a perfect day.

[Bobbo]

And it's a perfect day. And now look, Here we go, 30 years later.

[J.D.]

Look, have a nice day.

[Bobbo]

Look what you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man.

[Bobbo]

You can't take it too seriously, you know.

[J.D.]

You're one to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's obviously got a lot of tail in his life.

[J.D.]

Obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all the ones that didn't close the deal and turn into Mrs. Trump.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a story. What's that have to do with being president?

[J.D.]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

You know NBC had that tape with Billy bush for like 11 years.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And it's just coming out last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Billy Bush is George Bush's nephew. I thought that was just some silly ass radio handle, right?

[Bobbo]

Is he really Billy Bush?

[Michael Turley]

I don't believe that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up, Mr. Democrat. Fact checker.

[Michael Turley]

His nephew, like, married into the family. I mean, Google our actual nephew.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's. Well, his last name's Bush. There could be some truth to it.

[Bobbo]

He actually gave me some good advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

About how to handle a rag. He said could be Uncle George. First of all need loosen up if somebody if one of us play ran for president later. You this moment right now on air.

[J.D.]

Yeah. All you do is one show and we'd be dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like they would play the tape back of what we're doing right now.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that would be it. Yeah. Is this locker room talk bombo?

[Bobbo]

I think I'm disqualified anyway. I mean just chemically to be fair. As your attorney, I advise you not to talk about any more chemicals.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good part of this song.

[Bobbo]

Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Yeah, we're still buying cars. That's what we do on the air. We just cut up a lot. And I'll take those calls when we come back. How long do we have, boss? Oh, 12 seconds. That's it. That sucks. We'll be back. Do you want to just keep talking?

[J.D.]

Let's come, let's be happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything. They'd rather hear us BS than commercial than the song was fixed to play.

[Michael Turley]

We got to make it up somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. 800-800-7234. If you want to sell us your car, call me now. 800800 radio during the break. We'll load it up. I'll bring you on the next segment. Actually, I'll bring you on and bid your car on the air in just like 2 minutes cuz we do a 60 second hit. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for givemethe vin.com be right back. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to giveme the vin.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve, good morning on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Mansfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mansfield, Texas. How long have you been tuned into us this morning?

[Caller]

I tune in every Saturday, but maybe for about 20 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. Okay. 13F150 Larry, four wheel drive with 30. Is it a navigation and sunroof truck?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got both. It's loaded, heated, cooled seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

You know, it's kind of that copperish brown pearl color, two tone with the fender flares that are a different color.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a lariat, not a king ranch, but it kind of looks like a king ranch.

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirteen with 30. Thirteen with 30. 13 with 30. A lot of 30s or a lot of threes. Is 30 the right money? You know, off the top of my head, that's what my gut's telling me. I don't have any computers or cheat sheets in front of me.

[Caller]

Yeah. So 30 on, 30 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 30.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That's kind of what I was hoping to get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you selling it or do you want to replace it with something?

[Caller]

I'm gonna replace it with something. I just don't know with what yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this. Load it up in givemetheven.com, tell them what I bid it at and make sure in the info box. See, John said 30 on the air. Here's the pictures, here's the vinyl, and we'll get to work on it. And I can hook you up with a dealer friend of mine if you want. If you need to buy something new. What do you want to buy?

[Caller]

You know, I like the Fords. The back room on the Fords is nice. I was just thinking about stepping up to a king ranch or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good buddy of mine just bought a little Ford store in the country and actually he can deliver it here. Anyway, go to givemetheven.com, load it up. We'll help you. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Klee Wolf. I buy cars right here.

[J.D.]

What's this right here? That's your penis.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot or log on to gowolf dot com. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's this, Officer ossifer?

[J.D.]

Is that that video from the Internet where the cops frisking that guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's the audio on it? I just saw it for the first time.

[Michael Turley]

Let me fade the music down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna turn it up.

[J.D.]

It's been around. This right here, that's your penis.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, one more time.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute.

[J.D.]

Let's explain what's going on, Officers. Risking a guy and he's reaching around, making sure he didn't have any weapons on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Halo's leg.

[J.D.]

He reaches in pocket. Yeah, kind of below where that would normally be, but apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's got a hold of it. Like he's got a gun.

[J.D.]

He's got a gun.

[Bobbo]

Healthy squeeze.

[J.D.]

What's this right here? That's your penis.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[J.D.]

Like, dude, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't run for president now either.

[Bobbo]

He'll never be a cop in D.C.

[J.D.]

All right, you asked about Billy Bush. This is from his IMDb, which is his. His actual site on the Internet. Promoted to co anchor of Access Hollywood 1996. Billy Bush is the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on just a second. A moment ago, I made the comment that Billy Bush was President Bush's nephew. And Turley the Democrat said that I was full of s. No, I said.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Otherwise known as being full of s. J.D.

[J.D.]

Billy Bush, fact checker, is the first cousin of former President George W. Bush and the nephew of former President Bush.

[Bobbo]

His daddy is Jonathan Bush, so that's.

[Michael Turley]

Something to be proud of.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his grandpa was Harry.

[Bobbo]

Harry Bush Prescott.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D.]

We haven't gone far enough this morning.

[Bobbo]

By the way, his brothers were Bucky and Stoney Bush.

[J.D.]

Anybody that's upset about what we've done this morning, this is just a microcosm. This is all a bit. It's a microcosm of what's happening in America. People are in business with each other, getting angry. People that have to work with each other every day talking about politics are hating each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. This is true.

[J.D.]

Say, there you go. This is no. There's people that are no longer speaking to other people in their office over this silly election.

[Bobbo]

Well, approximately 41% of those people should stop running goofball balls for president.

[J.D.]

Here we go. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shaggy Bush.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the drunk uncle.

[Bobbo]

Right, Right.

[J.D.]

Shaggy Bush. You. You get so upset by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian. Good morning. You're there, Brian.

[Caller]

Talking to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking to me. Talking to you. Where you. What you talking to me?

[Bobbo]

Where you call.

[Caller]

Hey, you talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling?

[Bobbo]

Hey, man.

[Caller]

Well, actually, I'm on the interstate. I'm driving by and just a great show, often a great opportunity for you. Bless for sure. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you located in, sir?

[Caller]

Well, actually, I live in Indiana and I live in Laredo, and I'm just cruising to Laredo right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laredo? What Laredo? What state?

[Caller]

Well, actually, Nueva Laredo. I kind of have an Apartment across the border.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a drug dealer?

[Caller]

I'm a yet West Sea.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see? You know, it's complicated, right?

[Caller]

It is. It is. It's rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nuevo Laredo. On the other side of that is.

[Caller]

Papagayos or South America. I can't remember now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Laredo didn't. Didn't. What's his New Year's day? It's New Year's day here on Laredo on the border.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's singing about a hooker in Nuevo Laredo on New Year's day. You know them boys?

[Caller]

Well, just one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. We need to play that song.

[Caller]

I could probably introduce you to a few of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we package deals together all the time. Buy cars, buy stuff. So you've got a 09370Z with 49,000 miles. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Well, you know what I got when I got it, it was certified. That's all I can tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you're driving it back from Indiana?

[Caller]

Oh, negative. No, no. It's a. It's hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I drive a semi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, let's do this. An 09370Z with 49. There's a lot of questions. There's an enthusiast, a sport, a performance, a touring, a blah, blah, blah, blah. Just send me some pictures in the VIN number. Can you do that?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com I like the miles. I like the 49, 000 miles on the 09. I like the you or Pablo Escobar henchman. Whole deal. I like. I like everything I'm hearing. Because a good drug dealer. JD Has a drug dealer, has plenty of money to maintain his stuff properly. Oh, sure. Yeah. I mean, if there's anything wrong with. He's gonna go get it fixed.

[J.D.]

Absolutely. Get his people to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Right. So we're not gonna. It's gonna be a nice car. Yes. So just go to givemetheven. Com and load it up. Known Bobbo, not load it up like that. Load up the car and give me the vin.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in there. We'll be back. Uno momento.

[J.D.]

Porfu more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. Sell us your car. Now.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[Radio Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's singing about a hooker in Laredo. Espinosa.

[J.D.]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lit with all my money See that girl who loves a horse? It's new. Good morning, everyone.

[J.D.]

Good morning, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a caller from Laredo a minute ago.

[J.D.]

Jac Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Made me think about the great Charlie Robinson.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's fun. You ever seen him in concert? No, it's. It's fun to watch him because he puts a cigarette in his mouth. He's a Billy Bob put cigarette. He just looks like he's just hanging on enough to stay conscious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he married to one of the Dixie chicks?

[J.D.]

He was. He's cheated.

[John Clay Wolf]

She cut him loose.

[J.D.]

Yeah. She wanted one way or the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Somebody cut somebody loose.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jamie. 11 Dodge Ram, half ton. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two? Navigation? Sunroof.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive, fully loaded. It's a sport edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

74,000 miles. Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No. Been offered way more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm offering you low. I lowballed you, Jamie. I just wanted you to know that you just got lowballed. So what does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

24.

[John Clay Wolf]

You highballed me, Jamie. You evened out the score. So now what do we do? What's it really? So I'm at 15 and you're at 24. Let's just say you're at 25. So meeting in the middle would be 20. Well, 20. Buy it.

[Caller]

Nah. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't apologize to me. I've still got my money.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I love the radio. I love listening to you guys. It's just, you know, I just. Just kind of curious on what I can get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Do you want to sell it or you just jerking everybody off looking, kicking tires?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got ads run all over town like a banner on the. On the back fence of your yard. How are you marketing your vehicle?

[Caller]

No, I've just been to different dealers, and they've offered 23 to 24 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you trying to get a trade in on it. Is that what you're doing?

[Caller]

Pretty much, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what do you want to buy? See, here's the truth. You don't want to sell it. You want to trade it. There's a difference. You want to buy something new, and I'm a buyer, so I just buy cars. I don't trade them. And when, when I used to own a dealership, I could trade cars. We dealt with people buying from us and that's a different animal because there's $10,000 of funny money in a new Ford truck or a new Dodge truck to play with to make you think you're getting 24 grand.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So load it in the system. Do you want to buy a new Dodge or new Ford?

[Caller]

Preferably a new Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, load it in the system. Say I want 24 for it. Here's what I'm looking for. And I'll get you with a buddy of mine that sells new ones. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800-800- radio.

[J.D.]

What was going on when we were off the air? I was busy doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was laughing at Nancy o' Dell being naked on the Internet.

[J.D.]

Why is that funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't see the picture. Why is it so funny?

[Bobbo]

The lady that Trump and Billy Bush were talking about all those years ago was Nancy o', Dell, who's Billy Bush's.

[Michael Turley]

Co host on Entertainment Tonight Access.

[Bobbo]

How was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Entertainment.

[Michael Turley]

Well, she was on Entertainment Tonight one time.

[Bobbo]

So here's a trick I do, and I just. I just. This just came to me a couple of weeks ago. If you take a, like a celebrity's name, okay, put in your Google window, your search window, Nancy Odell, followed by the word naked.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then click, images. And there she is.

[J.D.]

Magic.

[Bobbo]

And they're just as fake as fake and fake, man. They've got her head pasted on the top of like a 40something chubby.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a good looking.

[Bobbo]

She's a 40something hot, big nipped angel. Yeah, but the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy, kid. Cowboy, I don't need you.

[J.D.]

Body parts are not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

I got it. Don't worry, we're good.

[Bobbo]

Okay, it's one syllable. Anyway, it's not the point. They got her pasted on, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're welcome here and you're one of us, but don't get too damn comfortable where you start peeing with the door open.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, they've got her. They've got her head pasted on an absolutely not her body. It's a different one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a white body or an Indian body?

[Bobbo]

It's. And, well, yeah, the coloration's a little off too. And it's, it's, it's funny. There's so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the Air. Forgivemetheven.com his name is Bobbo. His name is J.D. ryan. And Michael Turley produces this show and is standing in the middle of us running the board. He's the Democrat with the loud little in, in interjections you'll hear whenever we get on politics. He's, he's the one standing up for all you guys. We had to have one of you on here with us to protect the innocent.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm just laying back now. I'm, I'm just enjoying the show.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, you've won.

[Michael Turley]

Just enjoying the show, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all.

[J.D.]

You won. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet you a thousand dollars that Trump loses.

[Michael Turley]

I don't bet on politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I take it serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just bet on football.

[Michael Turley]

Football is just a game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Politics is not a game. I wanted to see what Turley's reaction was to me betting that Trump loses. I was like, he'll take that bet.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's.

[Michael Turley]

Join it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's enjoying the fact that. Well, just because he didn't want. He doesn't like Hillary, but he's. Go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, I'm just saying I've seen, It's funny seeing people actually all of a sudden energized and it's been like this for years. I just. Oh, I think it's great. Oh, I really do.

[J.D.]

Let me ask, is everybody in this room registered to vote?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I am. Oh yeah.

[J.D.]

Just asking because some people don't. But it's going to get to be election day. Some people go, I had to be registered. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's your point, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No, I just, I find it amusing that all of a sudden there's this heated debates and it's been around for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you why it's gotten so good. Totally. I'm 44 and this is by far the most polarizing election I've ever witnessed. And I know the older I get, the more I pay attention.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, that's what I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this one is different.

[Michael Turley]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the old ass bastards on TV, like the 80 year old guys are trying to die. They're Saying the same thing. They're like, this is the one for the history books. And what's really polarizing about this is the media and the fact that, that they are so slanted and they're so leaning and trying to push it along. No, dude, there's so much bad stuff online that you can see that is that they won't cover.

[J.D.]

Oh, it's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't believe it. Do you really not believe. Have you ever seen the New York Times, the Washington Post, the LA Times do full blown hit pieces on a candidate every day?

[Michael Turley]

They report the news. Yeah, I've seen it a lot. Seen it 20 years ago.

[J.D.]

That's 30 years ago. Quick, hold on the top. The top headline on CNN today is about Donald Trump and did anybody even know that the Obama, Obama administration is literally threatening a cyber war with Russia right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't we start a war with somebody yesterday? We're bombing somebody. Miss that.

[J.D.]

Yemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yemen. I'm serious, look it up. You think I'm as stupid as saying.

[Michael Turley]

Billy Bush saying you're stupid. I don't know why you'd be so defensive.

[J.D.]

We're, we're starting a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D.]

My question is if we're doing this with Russia, why do I know that? Why is it in the news? Right?

[Bobbo]

Why would we put that out there publicly?

[J.D.]

It's on NBC.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's pissing me off is that the media is letting. They're her fishing web. I mean this bait that they're laying in.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

In timely manner. The media is like running it.

[J.D.]

If you don't see that. Michael, come on.

[Michael Turley]

Is it guys, Trump's doing the same thing.

[J.D.]

What's he doing?

[Michael Turley]

He's using the media, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has been.

[Michael Turley]

He's been.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has.

[Michael Turley]

It's both ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

But right now he lost.

[J.D.]

But the media not on his side.

[John Clay Wolf]

More than a year ago.

[Bobbo]

Who got all the free press out of the media starting more than a year ago, guys. Absolutely. Over and over and over.

[Michael Turley]

You play with the devil, it's when.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S going to happen, man. Well, it is biting him back right now because you're right, he got a free ride all the way up to a few weeks ago.

[J.D.]

Until the right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, see that's the problem.

[Michael Turley]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just said it perfectly. It's until it mattered. Yeah, until it mattered. Sean, a 14 dodge 3/4 ton diesel with 62. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Cloth leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 14. 14's 14. It doesn't have sunroof and navigation.

[Caller]

Sunroof navigation lifted 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh wow. I've got to see pictures of this 37s is huge. So did you have a. Does it like. Is the transfer case lowered and the torsion bars are different? I mean, did you go full outlift?

[Caller]

No, it's just a 5 inch lift. Same thing you'd get from a factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, are the angles where the. Where the running lines are screwed up? Because it's too anyway. Is it, Is it. You know, it sounds like I need to see it, but. Upper 30s. Pushing 40.

[Caller]

Upper 30s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the miles are 62. It's not 32. You guys that drive these cars to where the miles are over, you don't get the same money.

[Caller]

I understand. Yeah, it is a diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm thinking $40,000. It's a 14, 15, 16. So 14 with 20 is bringing 40, and you've got 60, but you've got all the gear, so it's about the same. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, load it up. We'll buy it. I buy lifted trucks left and right. I'm the best buyer on. I know I sound like Donald Trump. I'm the best buyer. I'm the best buyer on. On diesel truck, on lifted trucks around. I buy them from the guys that think that they buy them high. It's just the truth. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 07 Sierra with 89 mike. Is it a crew cab, two wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 12 grand? No, it's an 07. Right. 10 years old with 90,000 miles.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How much is it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm trying to get out of it And I owe 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

That has nothing.

[Caller]

I think your show is the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hey, I appreciate that and I think your truck is the best, but.

[J.D.]

The, the like you more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're flipped in it. You're flipped in it unless it's lifted and ltz and da da da. 20 is a lot. All right, are you on JD's side or Turley side on the political spectrum.

[Caller]

I'm gonna tell you, I'm biased.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let me catch this one too. A 914 runner with a 200 on. It's worth like 500. A thousand bucks. Grant, I need, I need to see. Will you go to give me the vin.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com. what do you. Oh, you're laughing at Turley Bob.

[Bobbo]

The website that those pictures can be found on, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Nancy Odell nude Hit Images.

[Bobbo]

This is new to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is very funny to you.

[Bobbo]

You're not gonna believe this. You can find them@dr drunkenstepfather.com. i ain't lying. That's the name of the website.

[J.D.]

Dude, no one doesn't believe you.

[Michael Turley]

Pablo gets fixated on these little websites.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's a bad old world, J.D. you know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It used to be the back page. Remember he used to sit in here and call his friends on the back page until he got arrested.

[J.D.]

Until that guy got arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a bad day when Baba went down.

[Bobbo]

Well, they didn't take me in, actually. I think they were just trying to scare me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it getting cold this weekend?

[J.D.]

Well, Friday. It's coming Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm ready.

[Michael Turley]

It's 90 this weekend?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Swimming weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, listen to the Democrat.

[Bobbo]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that? I don't even know, John.

[J.D.]

Look at that hat. He's wearing a hat. Just like a demographic.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just always opposite. It's night this weekend. It's swimming weather.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's global warming.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so happy that, that, that the pubs are going to lose. He's so happy. You are. You're just gloating. I mean, it's like the Yankees going to the Super Bowl. Look at you, the World Series. I have not even said one more. Have to. It's oozing out of your wall.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the odds?

[J.D.]

I don't even know.

[Michael Turley]

14 to 1 probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

For what? Hillary.

[J.D.]

Oh, you're nuts. You're nuts.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take that bet.

[Bobbo]

Two weeks ago it would have been nuts. It's got, here's.

[Michael Turley]

It's probably even money.

[J.D.]

Last thing I'll say is the, the people that were going to vote for Trump. Trump are not changing their mind. They're not. You could literally have a video of him shooting a puppy and they're going to vote for him. Or you could have a picture of stepping on a baby. Those people are still going to vote for her. They just are.

[Bobbo]

There is no picture of Hillary stepping on a baby.

[J.D.]

I don't think there's a picture of Trump.

[Bobbo]

Some of the people. Some of the Trump people have jumped off the bus and I'm Rush, Rush, Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Rush.

[Michael Turley]

We need to get him here much time.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Rush, when we come back, what what is your opinion?

[Bobbo]

Look, somebody doesn't shut that bobble up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[J.D.]

Really? We're going to slap his face off. I know.

[Bobbo]

And I have done this before.

[J.D.]

I know you have.

[Bobbo]

Some people have jumped off the term bus. This crazy Glenn Beck.

[J.D.]

Does anybody listen to this guy? I don't think anybody listens to him, but I read the story.

[Bobbo]

What is he talking about?

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Glenn Beck says the only conscientious vote we can cast is for Hillary. Hillary Clinton.

[J.D.]

Hillary.

[Bobbo]

Ask the ghost of Vince Foster if he agrees with that assessment of this situation. Remember, and I told it to you here first, the only conscientious vote is the one you cast for Donald J. Trump.

[J.D.]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

Errol Rushbow, talent on loan from God.

[J.D.]

And the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means take us out, Rush, you moron.

[Bobbo]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, our. Our intern that went to get coffee.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he. He's very. Yeah, yeah. Talking about DJ Pre K. DJ Pre.

[J.D.]

K, that's his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

He goes to juco. We got his.

[J.D.]

I didn't see him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like from Springtown.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I think it's ael, but yeah, same thing.

[Bobbo]

Right, Hazel?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a white guy, but he talks like a black guy. Ye. Very urban.

[Michael Turley]

He's getting your coffee. You'll have to pop him on here.

[J.D.]

Like Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Keith Urban? Yeah.

[J.D.]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

He wears a clock around his ne.

[Michael Turley]

It kind of reminds me I was that way. One point.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you're like Keith Urban. You spoke with an Australian accent.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, not Keith Urban, but Urban.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Growing up on the mean streets of Grand Prairie Little It'll that to you.

[J.D.]

Did you go through a phase like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Barb or. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

WY Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

W. What you driving, Bobs? Babs, I'm driving.

[Caller]

I'm driving a 2010 Cadillac CTS.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got spinners, Dayton's, low pros. What you got? Huh? What's that whip with or without? Does it have. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, what color is it?

[Caller]

It's red, I guess. Burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that chrome wheels or just the regular alloys?

[Caller]

Oh, I think They're. I think they're alloy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, if it's nice. Babs, baby, sugar. Bummer. I think I'm like 11, 11 5. Can you and I get down for 11, 5? That sounds. That's okay.

[Caller]

I have to check. I have to check, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so easy. You're so sweet. Yeah, that sounds good.

[Caller]

Oh, and then on your political thing, I would never vote for Hillary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, boy, never ever. Go, go. Give me the Vin, girl. And load that that Caddy up. Let's get it down. Let's do it right. Let's do it tight.

[J.D.]

Punch you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Look here now when I say mally, you say boo. Don't do this smelly boom Miley boo.

[J.D.]

God, this. An hour ago you were in such a bad mood. Now you're in such a good mood, are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Drop top of my Malibu. Take you ride.

[J.D.]

What's wrong with you people?

[Bobbo]

Double Dub Wiley Texas, coming to you live on the big DBD.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio. You want to get your freak on?

[J.D.]

This show needs to go directly to the hall of fame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy, Uncle Roy, Uncle Roy. I see Roy online five years.

[Caller]

Roy, what's up? What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Caller]

Hey, man, I'm playing field hand today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you feel brother today?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like the house better?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

Who's he voting? Do we ask who he's voting?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I caught you in the parking lot on the way out. You bitching, bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning. Hang on, hang on. DJ Pre K. Bringing me my bring, bringing me my coffee. Did you get the Colombian or the other?

[Michael Turley]

The Colombian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Did you do. Where's my lid, dog? Couldn't find the lid, man.

[Bobbo]

I looked everywhere.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, get, get to the bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on, get to the mic, man. If you're going to be a rapper, you got to talk. You can't be some little girl.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, ain't no little girl around here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You kicking that ass in Springtown?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's ael, but you know, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kicking my kicking ass everywhere I go, man. This is DJ Prek. Yeah. Oh, thanks.

[Michael Turley]

That's our intern, DJ Prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, very nice, man.

[Bobbo]

He going to be solid when he get through the first grade.

[J.D.]

Yo, I don't see the Keith Urban correlation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Roy. What? Let's get on a serious note. What's going on, Roy? What's. What's going on? What's bugging you? What's the bur. In your Saddle. Hell, I lost him.

[Bobbo]

He hung up on us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, see, Roy's like those BMW drivers. If you don't pay his him enough attention, his ass gone.

[Michael Turley]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 34 8.

[J.D.]

I'm having fun, having a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert, man, your truck's got so many miles on it. What the hell?

[Caller]

Hey, man, I had to get around, man.

[J.D.]

Got to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or a two?

[Caller]

It's a two wheel drive, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Where are you coming?

[Caller]

I mean, I'm from. I'm in Houston. I'll just say that. Okay, well, y' all having too much fun over there, man. Y' all having way too much fun.

[Bobbo]

Show you right.

[Caller]

You gotta be some kind of criminal offense to be over there having that much fun, man.

[J.D.]

Criminal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Criminal?

[Caller]

Who you call criminal? Hey, man, you gotta be.

[Bobbo]

You must be out your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. 07 Dodge Ram. Dually two wheel drive, a 200. It's 5, 6, 7 grand depending on what it is. I mean, lifts all loaded up and pretty and stuff. Then go to the website, give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and shoot me a couple of pictures and remind me I'm on the info. Say I'm the one in Houston. I called in on there and we'll bid it. I'll have my email you an offer letter. I just don't like bidding the kind of stuff over the air when I can't see. Yeah, big, big, big, big, big. Must we don't have pink gator wrap still handy, do we?

[J.D.]

Pink, Pink.

[Michael Turley]

No, I have to dig that back up. It's on our archives too.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was great.

[J.D.]

I know you turned this down when he was on it because he was screaming. Yeah, let me back up.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, you got a little excited. DJ Pre K was a little excited.

[J.D.]

He was a little over the top.

[Bobbo]

Of my son's cd. He still listens to Pink Gator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bobbo]

He does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, who's this? Who be on the phone?

[Caller]

Hello? Hello, my name is A.A. ron. I've got a 1990 Crown Vic I want to sell to you. Now, I'm gonna be straight up honest. I don't have the title and it's been in a couple of wrecks since I bought it, but I think it's pretty good. What you gonna offer me for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you done? What you done? What you done behind the curb to it?

[Caller]

Man, you don't even want to know. This is sweet. I've got. I've got everything chromed out. But you know, headliner Is bad. Air conditioner doesn't work again. It's been a couple of wrecks, but I think you can work with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, see, the, the real money's 300. Hood price. Ghetto, Ghetto style. Because there's two different markets. There's cash price and there's hood price. Ghetto markets like six grand. So 300 hard up. But six grand like you owes it to me.

[Caller]

No, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 90 ground.

[Bobbo]

Vic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they, you know the, the, the ghetto price which I've seen on these ghetto. You know, like these, these cars that are all pimped out. Yeah. But they, you know, they sell them to each other, but they never collect.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just making payments. So it's 10 grand. I got 10 grand. But you know, so far I've collected 1800. Sell it.

[J.D.]

But they never really collect.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just never really get paid for. I've been doing this stuff for 22 years.

[J.D.]

Like you and Aston Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exactly.

[J.D.]

Got a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ghetto price is 45 real is free.

[J.D.]

Last time I changed hands, it was free.

[John Clay Wolf]

We ain't got. We ain't paid for nothing. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay, you guys, you guys, entertain me. I'm. I'm beating myself. I gotta last for more hours.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Tonic or two.

[J.D.]

You gotta chill out. Well, we got some good news from the Obama administration. How about this? Cuban cigars and Cuban rum are now legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

U.S. embargo against Canada. Cuba rather prevented Americans from bringing in. Like that really happened. But anyway they prevented it until now. Two years ago, the limit was eased, but travelers could still bring only a hundred dollars worth. Now it's basically all the Elliott's in free starting December. It's not yet, so don't bring them in yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Time for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[J.D.]

I know Cuban cigars drive the price down. Have now who? Anybody in here. Cigar person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like them occasionally. Monica Lewinsky's coming in. She's a cigar person.

[J.D.]

Have you had a Cuban?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a Cuban?

[Michael Turley]

No, I've not had a cube.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a little white guy from Arkansas.

[J.D.]

It's funny, they make such a big deal about Cuban cigars. Do you like harsh cigars?

[Michael Turley]

If you like, bite to it.

[J.D.]

If you like those, then you will like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Because all the ones I've ever had, I go, why is it such a big deal? Because they bite you big butts.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I cannot lie. Really? But the Cuban gals, where's that extra Pack come from?

[Michael Turley]

Can't deny I love how that's where John Mind goes.

[J.D.]

Yeah, right.

[Michael Turley]

Talking about Cuban cigars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Roy's back. Roy, where'd you go?

[Caller]

Hey, man, I lost you. I'm gonna be in the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you picking up?

[Caller]

Hey, I've got a little old Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, like is it nice?

[Caller]

I love raffles. Yeah, it's nice all right. Yeah. Hey, I don't like this, man. They come in and drop me off one Curve, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they call you?

[Caller]

What they dropped me off on the darn curb. Who did I suppose be running this show? But I got dropped off. I'm showing up in treat like a few hand today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy. It runs the transportation department at give me the vin.com.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I caught him this morning in the parking lot and he had stacks of checks and papers. He's like, man, we've got a lot of cars to pick up this morning.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and all and last night. But your help is laying up on you, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what were you telling me last night? They wanted to get paid in the middle of night.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm being nice, you know, because you know, we got a lot of, you know, thing to do today. And I said, well, I'm gonna pay him. So I quit. I got out of an important dateline, I guess to bring them crackheads a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

And then they gonna send me texting me at 2 o' clock in the morning telling me they ain't gonna work. They got to be with the grandchildren. Wise he don't want to be with his wife. Glad to get rid of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you, you hooked him up and paid him early last night. And they were supposed to meet you this morning. They didn't show.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they stood.

[Caller]

Yeah. You know, not when they get paid on Friday, but it was out of town. So when they got in last night, I brought them to check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Where were they? Out of town picking up cars.

[Caller]

One of them was in Arkansas, another than Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, you know what happened? They got up there in that high country and started doing bad stuff. Got into and so they came down here to reload and hell, they're already back up there.

[Caller]

Well, I'll tell you what, they don't like me money, they ain't gonna like me money, I guarantee you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how many cars do you have to pick up around Dallas Fort worth this morning?

[Caller]

6. 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it going so far?

[Caller]

Oh, it's going good, you know. You know me. I Do what I do, right? I call all the customers and you know, and I talk to them. And I rescheduled all up and we working fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I got. I got the first one. I got, you know, I got two guys, two main fake workers. So I got it where they can handle it. So I'm coming. I'm on my way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you talk to these customers, do they recognize you from the radio show?

[Caller]

One of them did a while ago.

[J.D.]

He's a star, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You Uncle Roy.

[Michael Turley]

People don't think it's real. This is all real, folks.

[J.D.]

Not a character. Everything else is a character, but not him.

[Caller]

Yeah, and I mean, everybody was nice this morning. Just any way you want to do it. Any way you want to do it until. That's the way I want to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, man. Well, keep it up. And we will keep. While you're driving around the Metroplex, we will keep trying to entertain you. And if you need to call and straighten me out with any fact checking, I'm always here.

[Caller]

I'll do it.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Uncle Roy. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio. Radio, radio. Oh, three. Powerstroke 73 with 145. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Steve, that is a two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like two wheels that much. I'm like a four grand guy. Five grand. Four. It'll.

[Caller]

It'll pull a house.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. But it just doesn't sell. Nobody wants it. What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

They don't make the 7.3 for good reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got a better one. That's why they quit making the old one. What do you want? What?

[Caller]

I talked to. Hey, John. I talked to a sales manager in St. Louis and he was bringing my motor home back one time. It broke down and we were talking, he said, you got a 7.3. I said, why they quit making that? He says, because we never see him once they leave the showroom floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he needs something that'll break down the thing. Work on.

[Caller]

Well, I ain't saying that. I'm just saying that they quit making.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the next one, the six liter, they damn sure got to see him again. They. They saw them before they even left the lot when they sold them new. They're breaking down 100 yards down the street. The six liters. You got a good engine.

[Caller]

Version two, version three, version four. The 6.7s are great, but what does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It take to buy your truck?

[Caller]

It's a million mile engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it Take to buy your truck.

[Caller]

Cash. Yeah, you pick the number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand. Okay, so what, what, what's your counter offer? This is point counterpoint on Sunday morning. Political views.

[Caller]

Mike at Diesel pro over in hearst offered me 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he did. You lie. Steve, Steve, Steve. I know, I know Mike at Diesel pro and you.

[Caller]

I know you're lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're lying. He did not offer you 15 grand for two wheel drive.

[Caller]

There's no way right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, then I'm gonna start selling them cars. Yeah. No, dude, you're lying. I love it. I love you. I love you for calling in a line this morning. You gotta have a good lie to get it all started. And y' all wonder why these car dealers lie to you? Yes, y' all start lying first.

[J.D.]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifteen grand, my ass.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive, cloth tail. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll email you an offer. When you sell me your [e-mail], you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. Give me the vin.com. i buy benzos, I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsches, Lexus, the works. Give me the vin.com. i want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paula. 2,000 kia 40 is worth like a thousand or two. I mean a 20, 10 or 90. Those things ain't worth nothing. Daniel. At 14 dodge longhorn land is a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

It is four wheel drive, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 14 leather roof nav.

[Caller]

It is leather. It is the longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

32, 33, 34 grand. 32, 33, 34 Grand. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up and I'll buy it. Sam, good morning. What you got?

[Caller]

How do you get John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

Hey. John Claywolf. You are the man. You and the gang at the man. I'm telling you, telling you this is the best show ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your nationality?

[Caller]

I'm a Nigerian, man. Yeah, I'm an American Nigerian. I hear it American, Nigerian. Man, I can't wait to listen to this show every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller]

I'm not going to smoke.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know. Seriously, appreciate it.

[Caller]

Seriously, man. Dude, you got the best, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love, we love entertaining you guys. We know you're out there and we know you're digging it and. And we got our click and been doing it a long time. Plan on doing a lot more. Thanks for being there, Sam. I got a boogie.

[Caller]

Yes. We're loving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you, man. GiveMeTheven.com Everybody else just go to GiveMeTheven.com Load it up. Corey. A 14 Ford F150 four wheel drive with 12. I love it. I want to buy it. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. My guys will email you an offer letter and I'll look over it when I get off there at noon. 800, 800 radio. Go to give me the VIN dot com. My name's John Clevel. Be right back after these song. Yeah. When I say m, you say boo.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian. Ow. Is this.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is this Volkswagen still running or did it already break down?

[Caller]

Oh, no, it never broke down. It's very, very, very dependable car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's fix it too. Hey, it. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, sunroof is fully loaded. Navigation, rear view cam, leather. It's fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 Volkswagen CC with all the goodies and it's actually running. It's unbelievable. We need to call a live reporter to get a video. These cars break down so much, I just quit buying them. They're just ridiculous.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 9 grand guy. I'm a 9 grand guy. If it's running and it's straight, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll give nine grand. 800. 800. 7234, Bob O. JD Johnny Warren. Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D.]

Michael turley. Howdy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Howdy.05 Wrangler with 93. Is it a six or four banger? It's gonna be a six. Is it a hard top or soft?

[Caller]

It only comes in the soft top.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it don't. They got, they got hard tops. But is it lifted or stock?

[Caller]

It's got a six inch lift on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. Is it, is it eight, nine Ten grand. Say again? I'm thinking like eight to ten. These Jeeps, I've got to see them. Can you send me some pictures?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can. It's got 39 fives on it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

39 inch tires. Yes, sir. Oh, so it's a monster truck. Literally. Is it even street legal?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Where you. What, What. What county? I won't say. What city are you in? What county are you in? Because this guy doesn't live in town. Where?

[Caller]

Ellis County.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas County. Ellis County. We listen to both kinds of music in Ellis County.

[J.D.]

What you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Country and western.

[J.D.]

You aren't diverse. Diversified.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Johnny, load it up into givemetheven.com. send me some pictures. I want to buy it.

[Caller]

Will it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get. All right, we start him young out here in Ellis County.

[J.D.]

This county, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is Hannah in here? Hannah?

[J.D.]

Who's Hannah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah Bailey. Oh, our stripper. Yeah.

[J.D.]

I thought I said. Smells really cheap perfume. I think she's here.

[Michael Turley]

She's in the green room.

[J.D.]

That's where it is coming from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah Bailey. I mean, sounds pretty good. Oh, hey, Hannah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Do you like my perfume, Jenny?

[J.D.]

I kind of like it. Yeah. It's. It's got a real smell to it.

[Hannah Bailey]

You know where I got that?

[J.D.]

Where'd you get it?

[Hannah Bailey]

At Dillard's.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D.]

Did you buy it?

[Hannah Bailey]

Shop left it out.

[J.D.]

I was gonna say, I probably sh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still working at the lodge, Hannah? Yeah. Yeah. Did you work last night?

[Hannah Bailey]

I just like to take my clothes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Party? I guess so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been. Did you work last night?

[Hannah Bailey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to bed yet?

[J.D.]

No, I don't think so.

[Hannah Bailey]

I have a. Thomas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Hannah Bailey]

I have to go to bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

By far.

[J.D.]

9:36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I know. In the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you make last night? Stripping at the lodge?

[Hannah Bailey]

I haven't counted it all yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you had. What. What's a typical Friday night yield at the old lodge?

[Hannah Bailey]

Like I fill up my bag of $1 bills.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Hannah Bailey]

And something like a thousand six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You pulled down a thousand large last night?

[Hannah Bailey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Hannah Bailey]

I have to go and check my body.

[J.D.]

That'll make that a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What now? What. What do you do during the day?

[Hannah Bailey]

I just sleep and die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Shopping.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you. You were in school. Are you not in school now?

[Hannah Bailey]

Well, I got a nurse school, but.

[J.D.]

I thought you were in school because.

[Hannah Bailey]

I want to be a radiologist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

And make up some real money.

[J.D.]

How long have you been in? In nursing school? I can't remember.

[Hannah Bailey]

It's been six weeks this time.

[J.D.]

This time? I mean total.

[Hannah Bailey]

But I keep trying. Different times.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Because I work so late and I can always make it.

[J.D.]

They have noon classes. Yeah, that's early, I realize.

[Hannah Bailey]

Do you want to be a nurse, too?

[J.D.]

No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Hannah Bailey]

I could introduce you to my professor. He's hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you going to vote for in the election?

[Hannah Bailey]

You like hot guys, jd?

[J.D.]

No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

I mean. Oh, yeah. No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

You thought he was down like that?

[Hannah Bailey]

I thought he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

No, not really.

[Hannah Bailey]

Because you always bring your dog to work.

[J.D.]

What does that mean?

[Hannah Bailey]

Well, you wear those glasses.

[J.D.]

Yeah, that you thought.

[Hannah Bailey]

Come on, you're fabulous.

[J.D.]

Thought I was gay because I bring a dog to work.

[Hannah Bailey]

You're fabulous. Don't you live in Eclon?

[J.D.]

I do, actually.

[Hannah Bailey]

Okay.

[J.D.]

And I drive a Miata, so that should tell you.

[Hannah Bailey]

Maybe it should. Try. There's lots of guys at the club used to come see me.

[J.D.]

Hey, that's a great idea.

[Hannah Bailey]

Hey, shake my body.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay in taxes? Oh, wow, look at those. Thank you. Oh, thanks, Hannah.

[Hannah Bailey]

That's cost me $7,000. Yeah, I had to work a whole week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Who are you gonna vote for in this upcoming election, Hannah? I don't know. You're just not sure.

[J.D.]

Do you even know?

[Hannah Bailey]

I used to like Donald Trump, and then I found out that he was married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

So that's kind of a dead end, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you offended by his comments last week?

[Hannah Bailey]

Which comments?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the grab the coochie comments.

[Hannah Bailey]

Oh, I don't really hear him. I just see him on the screen. Where to say he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said to. He said something about his celebrity status. He gets a lot of girls like you, and he can just walk up and grab them wherever he wants and they don't care. Yes.

[Hannah Bailey]

Yeah, that's part of the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He pays good. I'm sure. When he. When he's in the club.

[Hannah Bailey]

Like a lap dance.

[J.D.]

That's a good question. What's the most famous person you've ever met? And how much do they tip you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You Trump. Trump?

[Hannah Bailey]

You really want to know? Jerry Jones.

[J.D.]

Jerry Jones?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Hannah Bailey]

Oh, he's a sweetie. Everybody, he's a nicer man.

[J.D.]

He said everybody says he's a nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we gotta go. We gotta go to break. We'll be back, Hannah. And try not to fall asleep. Well, actually, you're so jacked up, you're probably not Gonna be able to sleep for days. 13, maximum of 62. John. If it's got all the goodies, we're about 12, 13 grand. I need to see if. Will you go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up.

[Caller]

Family plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com thank you. We'll be right back. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. GiveMeTheEven.com sell us your car. Give me the vinyl.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D.]

Go ask Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah picked this one. One. I guess she's tripping on lsd. I guess so.

[Bobbo]

She looked pretty high.

[J.D.]

She really did. She looked good.

[Bobbo]

Nice looking gal.

[J.D.]

Where she's been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she talking about drugs in the song White rabbits?

[J.D.]

Yes, yes. This is all about drugs.

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Hey, from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, from Dallas. It's Greg from Dallas, everybody. Long time listener, first time caller. Greg.

[Caller]

Yes, first time caller. Enjoy listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you make the jump from 97.1 to 925 with us or are we new to you on 92.5? No, I've heard you before.

[Caller]

I know. I listen to 95 all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 05 Toyota Tacoma double cab with 184,000 miles on it. Does it have a hood scoop? Is it the sport package?

[Caller]

No, it's the TRD off road package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a two wheel drive, right?

[Caller]

It is two wheel drive. It has that rear locking differential though. You need it to lock the rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rear wheel double cab. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Say I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 6,000 buy it?

[Caller]

6,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, dude, it's an 05 with 200,000 miles. Why is that not making you happy? Why are you not happy with me?

[Caller]

No, I just thought Tacomas usually do pretty well. I thought it Would bring more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If this was a Dodge truck, I'd hit you at 1500.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, true, Dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, I mean you got a 200, 000 mile, seven 12 year old rig and it's bringing six. I think it's good. I think you should sell it before I change my mind. Is it sold?

[Caller]

Yeah. Well, I'll think on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you guys lie so much. I'm gonna go talk to my wife. I'm gonna think on it. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I like to get 10 out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Greg? Greg? Greg, you there? Hello? Oh, I lost you. I lost him, man.

[Michael Turley]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Computer glitch.

[J.D.]

Cell phones. Probably on a Galaxy 7 phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. I was, when I was going to Philly last week, the, the, they're like, if you have a Galaxy 7 phone, please give it. Don't turn it off. Turn it in. Yes. Turn it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is coming off the airplane.

[J.D.]

They said that's going to cost Samsung 5. Are you ready? Billion with a B dollars. Because they basically said bring them all in.

[Michael Turley]

Don't.

[J.D.]

Don't even try. Don't fix them. Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're.

[J.D.]

They are recalling all the ones that are out there as well as the report.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the battery provider will be right there in bankruptcy court with Takata airbags. Well, no, but they're going to use the same lawyer.

[Bobbo]

Yes, they use a lot of different battery providers. It's. It's something about the load to the phone. They put too many features and functions.

[Michael Turley]

In the phone so it's all Samsung.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then Will Robinson, they overloaded the bottom.

[Michael Turley]

And that's Tech Talk with John Clay Wolf show everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Hey Bob, your hair straightener is like, you know you put that activator in your hair a couple weeks ago. Oh yeah, it's kind of coming in right now.

[Bobbo]

My wave is. Oh well man, I was thinking my waves coming back, but it is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's just right. Man, you got the 71977 hair right now. It's perfect.

[Bobbo]

Well, thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that's what you were going for.

[Bobbo]

Excellent. I, I really hated the last couple days.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm, I'm digging it.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna, you watch. I'm going to have long beautiful hair like Paul Stanley.

[J.D.]

Man, he looks good.

[Bobbo]

I'll probably tattoo a star on my left eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Jewish fella, isn't he? Not. I think Gene is. I don't know. Stanley, Are they all Jewish or just one of them? I don't know because, you know the. Because he's got Turkish is if they. No, if they've got that long straight hair, then. Then they're probably using the same chemicals. You are.

[J.D.]

Less versus constant.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rangers had a big run last weekend.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. They choked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short run last. I'm gonna tell you something, Turley. Oh, we used this time last year, we were on TSN Canada Sports in Toronto. And I never told you this. You remember when we got kicked off.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got, remember, kicked off of Canada. So. So the. The week, two weeks before that, they gave me a couple a big shakedown about our content. We were too rough for them. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And too rough for Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're too rough for Canada.

[Bobbo]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said coon ass talking about Louisiana. Situation. And they thought I was saying something else. They don't comprende that that term is French Canadians. God almighty. It's Cajun. And anyway, so then Turley actually did me a favor because he started in this bit where he and Bobbo got to go in Justin Bieber. They did a bit on Justin Bieber and Mayor Ford doing cocaine and having a sex capade.

[Bobbo]

I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was the end of us in Canada.

[J.D.]

Yeah, done.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was so great, dude, because I wanted out of that contract so bad.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I wanted out. I was done. I was like, this is. This isn't working. The business model up there isn't working. Let's get out of here. And then, and then when. When y' all started down that path, I'm like, this is going to get us kicked off. Let's go ahead and go for it. And it did. We're out. Oh, yeah. So the good news is, is I hate Toronto and the Blue Jays. And if we were on in Canada right now, I'd have a problem with it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's moral of the story.

[Bobbo]

It's cool that it worked out, but I feel kind of bad that they didn't like us.

[John Clay Wolf]

The listeners loved us. Dude, it was the tight ass stiff shirt. The. Their whole rules up there. I thought they were more liberal.

[Bobbo]

Oh, why didn't they like us?

[John Clay Wolf]

There were they like us. They're just.

[Bobbo]

What we do. What can we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to go back.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's. What can we do? We can do what we're doing. We're doing good. Let's just leave it alone and stay the hell out of Canada.

[J.D.]

Throwback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Build a wall, Bobo. Build a wall.

[J.D.]

Throwback moment. Paul Stanley and Jean Simmons are both Jewish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they use hair activator to straighten their hair?

[J.D.]

Does not say here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not in Wikipedia.

[J.D.]

Say I say that in Wikipedia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey speaking of rules and regulations. Remember Pigpen? We had to fire Pig Pen about two weeks ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They couldn't perform and his desk was so nasty.

[J.D.]

And that's a guy who worked for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's threatening to sue now. Over what? Cuz I fired him.

[J.D.]

You can fire people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think you can anymore. Well I had Turley fire him.

[J.D.]

What's he.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now he's gonna sue me.

[J.D.]

What's he gonna sue?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait. Over what?

[J.D.]

What's the reason? There's got to be a reason. You can't just sue somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of your law firm that you have on retain? Yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh he's just threatening.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never said his name on the air. I said Pig Pen. Who? Nobody knows who it is that is.

[J.D.]

No. He's got 000 chance of anything.

[Bobbo]

I use a limited board certified partnership. Mr. Smith and Wesson.

[J.D.]

As I was told once by a lawyer. You can sue anybody for anything. Doesn't mean you're gonna win. Doesn't mean you're just gonna waste your money.

[John Clay Wolf]

But is it illegal to let someone go for non performance? No no no.

[Bobbo]

Oh you can let them go because they got brown eyes. This is a right to work stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

This kid was groping himself in front of the female staff.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I remember correct.

[J.D.]

You are completely within your right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'd let it go for a while if he was going to deliver. I can. Hell I can look around a lot of stuff you know. But once he's. Once his performance was like the worst in the buyers room. Like you're gone. They were wanting to get rid of your ass anyway.

[Bobbo]

Gave him the Jackie.

[J.D.]

I think again I. That's what happened to Billy Bush. I think he was on the way out anyway and they went oh perfect excuse.

[Michael Turley]

Or you know could have been somebody had a vendetta against him too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to put one on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio. Is the call in number bill? A 2010 Ram with a buck 66 on it. Four wheel drive. Is it a Cummins.

[Caller]

Do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Cummins?

[Caller]

No. It's hammering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lifted. Anything special or just regular?

[Caller]

Pretty much regular work truck got the sliding glass and then it's got a big paddle bar on the front of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it.

[Caller]

It's got the big, you know, covers the whole grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a seven to ten thousand dollar buyer on this thing. I need to see it. It all depends on what she looks like.

[Caller]

Okay. You're about in my price range because I just wanted to pay it off and maybe have a grand or two to get another one.

[Bobbo]

1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Say, John, hit me with a range of 7 to 10,000 on the air. And here's the truck. We'll get right on it. And that goes for anybody you can go to. Give me the VIN right now. Givemetheven.com and that's where we buy the cars. Hannah Bailey, Pig Pen Rangers blown out. Whoops. I'm out of material. What have you got?

[J.D.]

How about Corey Feldman? Okay. He was seeking redemption on Thursday, remember? He was it a week or so too. Weeks ago. He sang on the Today show for now. He decided to come back on the Today Show. On the Today show and redeem himself about. Okay. As the hit says here, about a month later. And I'm gonna just say he didn't redeem himself. Why do you do that? Do you not have friends that'll go, hey, Corey, stop.

[Michael Turley]

Do you want to hear the song that he did? Yes. No, that's the second. The first one's. It's just the song. But it's his dancing that was so bad on the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was trying to be Michael Jackson. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it was terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one, like a. He's.

[Michael Turley]

He's showing his vocal skills.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's hear it. We're filming. Get in the mic, Corey. Let's hear it. Doesn't mean it's not happening. Just means it turned it off. There's just nothing. I've heard enough. Or would we need more?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, this big part right here.

[J.D.]

Yeah. The song is called Take a Stand, which he tried to sing right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

It's actually homage to his country. Explains.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a good actor.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's funny though, you know, I don't know if he's an actor, but.

[Bobbo]

Wow, he won. He was outstanding in standby.

[Michael Turley]

Man, this was the best roll. I think he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you guys, you gotta let me in. Jerk alert. It's not luck, it's chum.

[Caller]

I just saw the most amazing thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

In my entire life. First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle. Come on, do it, do it. Come on, do it.

[Michael Turley]

Truffle Shuffle. That's from the Goonies. But didn't it remind you of something that just hearing Corey like that kind of reminds you of that recording session. It was a you, John, that you had a recording session with. I think I have actually.

[J.D.]

The audio. John did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He complete his back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I smell a ball buster coming.

[Michael Turley]

What, you don't remember this, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

What is this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna take it from the top? Yeah, let's try it. Okay. He will rock you. Oh, this is. Come on, come on, come on. Feel the heat will ro you they.

[J.D.]

Not have headphones, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you know it's a joke, right? My. He will move your soul. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Oh, love me today.

[J.D.]

Make it stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love me tomorrow.

[J.D.]

John, you're making it worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day, all night. You feel my heat.

[J.D.]

Why is this continuing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Feel, feel, feel, feel my heat. It's great. I think we should Repeat that again. 2, 3. Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel. Yeah, man. Radio turning off recording session John.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was good stuff, dude.

[Bobbo]

He's also the only actor in modern times that actually killed Jason Voorhees because he played Tommy in part four. I don't know if you remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't.

[J.D.]

The obscure things go on in bubble's head.

[Bobbo]

It's Halloween time, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad, Casey Kasem and all these other people.

[J.D.]

I wonder what's gonna happen in the green promo this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is dad in again. Yeah. He has quickly become a show favorite.

[J.D.]

Casey's coming up after 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey's.

[Michael Turley]

They're all sitting in the green room, right? Waiting for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they. Are they smoking the hookah?

[J.D.]

Well, you're the one to put the hookah pipe.

[Bobbo]

I think old Ramiro smokes that hookah. Man, he looks. He's pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a straight heroin kind of guy.

[Bobbo]

Serious looking guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're going to take a break, play a couple of songs, be back. Una momento, por favor. With Tony Romo's dad and Casey k with the top 10 at 10. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Or you can just go to givemetheven.com and we will email you an offer letter. We want to buy your car.

[Radio Announcer]

From the wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, turtle.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell Tony's dad because he kind of told me what he wanted to talk about. Yes. That instead of using the playoff of Romo that he's offended by. Use the word como and they'll just have to figure it out.

[J.D.]

Yeah, everybody knows the word.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just got me in a lot of trouble. I mean, it's a real fine line, Bob. You've never been on these calls that I get from programming where I just get chewed out up and down, left and right.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's fine. I don't care. It's. You know, the guys. He's an old guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you.

[Bobbo]

He probably wouldn't say anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we just gotta.

[Michael Turley]

I'll go back there and talk to him. I was talking about a youth football with him a little while ago because he was asking why I'm wearing all my Texans gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Because my son's got his football game. By the way, they're gonna beat the Highlanders coming up.

[J.D.]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm gonna give him a shout out, John.

[Michael Turley]

It's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is worse than you. Than Baba's old Snooki plugs.

[Bobbo]

Careful, Charlie. Careful how you say Highlander.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, I gotta be careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna watch it, man.

[Michael Turley]

I did say beat the pants off, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah, it is. You know, I've thought about doing a podcast, Free balling, the way that we'd like to do it, But I think that we would get in trouble for the podcast. Being on the wet.

[J.D.]

No, not on the web.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no, no. Not on the web.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't.

[Michael Turley]

No, you're okay.

[J.D.]

You can do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, you can't Twitter what you want on Twitter. Who said that? People get fired all the time.

[J.D.]

Yeah, people get fired. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they put it online. It's part of the Persona, and they're doing damage with the brand that's built around them.

[Michael Turley]

It depends on who they're signed with, though. I mean, it's. Your contract's a little bit different than others.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they can, like, clip me if they feel like it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

So then the stations can. You're right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D.]

If you come out and say certain things. Yeah, they certainly will.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we did a podcast, did it the way I want to do it, I think we'd get in trouble.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you'd have to probably let them know, like, look, I tell you what, they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Yeah. We just got admonished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Simple as that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about this? No.

[Michael Turley]

If you had the pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem. They're worried about pressure, Right. And getting sued by civil rights activists. These big media.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're just staying the hell away from it.

[Bobbo]

We've always been persecuted though by Pes Novantis and higher ups. What you need to do is just put your trust in the Lord.

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Really?

[J.D.]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Where's Casey at?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can use a little preacher.

[J.D.]

We just gotta admonish where I work during the week. Yeah, at the radio station that, that you can't even. They don't even want you liking things like on Facebook that are questionable because you are a public. Even if you're not liking something that's questionable, you are now associated with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said you just got sued the other day for using a photo and they had to pay the guy a little bit.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then did you see those links I sent you where two other, you know, just people would that put up photos online. They got DJs use them in their.

[J.D.]

Blogs and their blogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they got sued.

[J.D.]

They got sued. That's. That's the thing right now for photographers. If they can find you using their photo, they can sue you pig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben wants to sue. Everybody wants to sue.

[J.D.]

Everybody wants to sue. I don't want to. Sick of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. I don't want to sue either.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't do it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You done with OPP? All right. 800-800-7234 and 04 RAM with 180000 miles. Robert. I mean it's like a three or four three grand rig.

[Caller]

Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless. Unless it's really nice and pretty. Is it something special?

[Caller]

Right? Yeah, it's extremely clean. Got the five, seven hemi.

[J.D.]

I mean.

[Caller]

Yeah. I'm the actual. I'm the second owner of the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, it's two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

No, it's clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a three grand rig. Right back where we were. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John, I see you holding. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load this one up? Because I do want to buy it but I don't know Mazda's on like I should. I just don't buy and sell that many Mazda. You got an 11 Mazda 6 with no miles on it. If you'll go to givemetheven.com, put in your VIN number, push a couple of pictures and we will email you an offer. I'm going to tell them to wait until I get off the air to look at it myself.

[Caller]

Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's time for Casey's Good Morning. Hang on, Ada.

[J.D.]

That was very good, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Casey's top ten.

[J.D.]

Good morning, Johnny Claywolf. How you doing?

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[J.D.]

Hey, we're doing the top 10 list this week. These are the top 10 things Trump will do when he becomes president.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[J.D.]

The top ten things.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ready?

[J.D.]

Let's start off with. He's gonna threaten to deport Melania if she gains too much weight as the first lady. She said once the impression implement a one child per family law for Hispanics and all other Democrats.

[Caller]

Number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

That might get us kicked off would.

[J.D.]

Replace Obamacare with mobile food trucks that have hot nurses. Donald Trump would put all Social Security funds into his new company called Blind Trust. And then his kids would handle that. Move the Oval Office to a Trump town.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good idea.

[J.D.]

Number five, Zoro plans to nationalize Pokemon Go and then build a virtual wall. Then say, well, I built a wall. He'll take the US Government into bankruptcy like he has his companies and try to renegotiate with nation the national debt. Jennifer Flowers, Monica Lewinsky and Paula Jones will be appointed to gamut positions. Number probably horizontal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And number two, we're fired for that one.

[J.D.]

We'll make the southwestern US One giant golf course and resort. Send Hillary straight to jail. There's the top 10 list of things Donald Trump will do when he's president.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I was president, you'd be in jail.

[J.D.]

Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Casey.

[Bobbo]

I think the Michael Jackson rule, though, kind of takes precedent on that, right?

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

That they're not going to send that old white woman to jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

But up line of the week. Good morning. You're on the air. I don't even know who this is. I'm just taking one blind. Who this be?

[Caller]

Adam?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. You. Hey, what have you got, Adam?

[Caller]

2016 Honda Civic. Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you even, do you even have a car? Were you just calling in to be on the radio? You said, I don't know. Is this let's make up a car so John can bid it.

[J.D.]

Dave, I don't really have a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going once, going twice. Oops, I lost him. Man, we've got to get that fixed.

[Bobbo]

Say I'm again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say I'm one more time. Oh, I don't know. A 2016 Honda Civic. Listen to this, honey, I'm on the radio. Hi, everybody. I'm a star war in a 12 accord with 90s at leather cloth cloth is it a six or four banger? Is it a two door? Four door? Four. Four door? Four. Four door, four cylinder?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven grand.

[Caller]

Seven grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Pennsylvania?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, we'll come pick it up. What part are you in? PA or Jersey or New York?

[Caller]

Northeastern. Allentown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Yeah, our office is over in Manheim, Lancaster. So we're about an hour from you. We'll come pick it up. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we'll come get it.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is time for Tony Romo's father to come in this week, man.

[J.D.]

It's gonna be a big game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Como? Como?

[J.D.]

Yes, como.

[Bobbo]

Who are you calling it? Como?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not calling you a como. I'm just saying Mr. Romero.

[J.D.]

Romero.

[Bobbo]

I have this joke on you. Buenos dias.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buenos dias. Is Tony going to start at Green Bay this week?

[Bobbo]

But you know, we don't have word as of yet. But you know, at this time, Antonio, he feel much better. Yeah, he have lost many of the pounds that he have put on during his convalescence rehabilitation. And I've begun to exercise his lower back. He still no make the jumping jacks, the seat up to crunches. You know, right now he focused on his cardiovascular fitness. And of course he's throwing arm. Yeah, for last two weeks in fact, he have taken job with newspaper.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

Los Dallas, Nuevo de la Mana.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know?

[J.D.]

Yeah, we do.

[Bobbo]

Every morning at 3 o' clock he fills his basket with rolled up newspapers and ride his bike around the neighborhood of Oak Cliff.

[J.D.]

Clifford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oak Lawn.

[Bobbo]

Oak Cliff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oak Cliff, big difference.

[Bobbo]

Do I say Oak Lawn?

[J.D.]

No, you said Oak Cliff.

[Bobbo]

He throw them to family homes where they maybe not have a afforded to subscribe. Yeah, of course. Considering the fact that he is so accident prone, his mother and I beg him not to ride bicycle on public roadways.

[J.D.]

Oh, well, yeah, that's a good idea.

[Bobbo]

Thanks be to the Holy Virgin Mother Mary. He always wear his helmet, but he throws the paper very fast and hard. Unfortunately, in two weeks he have broken many windows and pork slice. And one poor little grandmother suffered a bruised hip when he tried to shoot her a pitch back along the sideline. It is too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. Tony is practicing to get ready for the season and he took a paper route in the Mexican neighborhood. What was the name of the paper he's delivering?

[Bobbo]

The Dallas de las Manas.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Nuevo. You know it. You do it every day?

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah. So he's throwing papers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's riding a bicycle, throwing papers to the neighborhoods.

[Bobbo]

Yesterday they finally fired him because he throw his bike at a bunch of vatos in a low rider that he says try to run him over. And they jailing him. They go back to Wisconsin to Tony Como. Oh, and this make him very sad because Antonio is not like this, you know, I understand. He never even. How do you say? Experimented while in college and while he shopped with Candace, his lovely wife at the Tutor Creek Village in Oak Lawn.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He said he never even see any little mines. You always meet many people, beautiful ladies. While he wait for Candace to dry on her clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

In fact, he is very popular with the ladies in Oaklaw. He say they smile at him and say they love him and that he should come and see them sometime. And Tony, he tell them thank you. But he is of course married already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he said that many ladies in Oakland are taller than he is and that they are also very strong.

[J.D.]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobbo]

One time, years ago, one of the ladies turned out to be Lil Cole Beasley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Jesse says so in a long lovely wig and a sexy dress with high heels. And Tony was so surprised that he threw his shopping bag at him and knocking him down. Who knew that Cole Beasley was an undercover agent for the Vice's squad? And now he is sad because the little Dakota Prescott.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Zeke Elliott. They party with the Snoopy Doggy Dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

At their Friscos. And they no invite Antonio.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. He's not invited anymore.

[J.D.]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

I believe they are Comos.

[J.D.]

Okay, okay. Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Antonio is not happy.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet.

[Bobbo]

Not until he take back his team and be quarterback against The Philly Dan Fia. Como Eagles.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

From Como.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

Colorado. Cormac McCarthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Okay, okay. We got you.

[J.D.]

We got you.

[Bobbo]

This is what he said.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you've got a touch of Puerto Rican in you.

[Bobbo]

Many times. It was all the time we spend on the left coast in the Navi.

[John Clay Wolf]

The left coast.

[Bobbo]

J On the boats. I got you out in the seas.

[J.D.]

Don't say it.

[Bobbo]

The seven seas. Go.

[Michael Turley]

Don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Tony Romo's dad, Antonio Romo. Thank you for joining us. It's always a pleasure. Bunch of little Romos out there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 11 Jeep Grand Cherokee overloan overland with 85. Daniel.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

1011 grand.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

About 11,000 about 11 with 85 with a V8. Go to givemetheven.com and give me the VIN number loaded up. Let me look at my reports. I may be a touch light. I'm just. I've been getting my teeth kicked in on these jeeps with big miles. They've got a great. The markets just adjusted on them and they've come down. But I could be bidding you short and I don't want to do that. If I have the VIN number and some pictures that'll help me. I just much. I'd much rather be a little light on the radio and then be stronger when we email you the offer letter, then be heavy on the radio and be looking like, oh, how do I get out of this one?

[Caller]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I want to set your expectations properly. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. One more quick one, J.D. a 2011 Jag XF. Where you call. Where do you hail from, J.D.

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Cool. Are we. Have you heard us before? Did you just trip across? Are you a new listener?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no. I listen to you guys on Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. It's a XF supercharged. Has. Have the miles turned 60 yet?

[Caller]

It's 59, 941.

[Michael Turley]

Get out of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it just really. It's weird. It makes a difference. I mean, I was driving a diesel chevy that has 79, 78, 9 on it and it got to 79.8 and I stopped got out of it because when they hit 80 or when they turned that next 10,000, it really makes a difference. An XF supercharged with 60 again, I'm going to hit you a little soft on the air, I think at 17, but I want. I want to research this car off there. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yes, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it. Thanks. Ah.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

What a fun day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having a blast.

[J.D.]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me too. If I just don't fall asleep here in the next. Next hour, I'm just so high.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I burn out. I crash out. You have. I'll give me a big old dip of skull fine cut pinch between my cheek and gum like Walt Garrison and get fired up high on snuff. I'll be right back. Customers always say I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money, but they want the most money and that's why they're coming, coming to me. @givemetheven.com this isn't some title max pawn shop deal. This is hard money, dealer money. The real world. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures and I'll reply with an offer. Givemetheven.com fast, easy, hard money right now. No BS. Sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the VIN.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick07 Chrysler 300C with 49,000 miles. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your Chrysler have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a SRT or just a Hemi C? It's a Hemi C if it's nice. Does eight grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, God, no. I mean, it's paid for, but it says all road miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

49,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it? What buys it? I gotta go fast. What buys it? Go to givemetheven.com and let us know. Tim, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, on this Acura MDX in 2012 with 80. Is it the advanced version or the base version?

[Caller]

It's the advanced version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color is it?

[Caller]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have rear DVD?

[Caller]

Yes, it has DVD. It just has a central DVD.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 2012, is it 15, 16 grand? Does that sound right? 16, 17, 18. How much is it?

[Caller]

Around 27?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. It's got 80, 000 miles, man. I mean it's way mild out. I think it's eighteen thousand dollar truck. My name's John Clay Wolf. Go to givemetheven.com. load them up. We'll email you off for letters. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, now we're back. J.D. bugabone Turley. Good morning, Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Louisiana. Everyone in between. How the hell are you? Diana, Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, hey, hey, girl.

[Caller]

I just want, I want to say, listen. I woke up one morning, my radio was on and you were on. Let me tell you what, I don't miss you. You're funny. You have a good show. I just want to tell everybody to listen to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm in Grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand Prairie. Did you know? Did you, you know? We recently moved to 92.5. We recently moved to 92.5. Were you listening to us on the old Station 2 or did you just find us on this one?

[Caller]

No, sir. I just started listening to you on this one because I always listen to 92.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Caller]

Let me tell you, I woke up and you were. You were talking and I laughed my butt off.

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[Caller]

I used to deliver cars for wholesalers, so I know a little about the cars, but it's very interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller]

Thumbs up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks. We appreciate all you guys out there. Jim, a 2012 Buick Enclave was 63. Does it have chrome wheels, sunroof, and factory navigation?

[Caller]

It has navigation, dvd, the alloy wheels and fully loaded leather. You name it, it's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. So it's not fully loaded? It's close to fully loaded. It's weird, man. These enclaves, they look for a reason not to. To buy them. If they've got everything, then I sell them. Okay. But if they don't, it's hard. It does have factory navigation. Is that correct?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got the. Okay, what color is it? Don't tell me it's that baby doo doo brown color.

[Caller]

It's a black color. And it also has that Entertainment Center. The DVD.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got the DVD. The DVD. DVD. You down with DVD? Yeah, you know me. I'm a 16, 17 grand buyer. I may give a little more, but I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see it. All right. All right, thanks. 800. 800 7234.

[Bobbo]

I said it was doo doo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad Lewis, no. 8 GMC Sierra. Four wheel drive of 50. That truck's worth between 10 and 16 depending on how it's equipped.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Caller]

Well, it's got 37 inch tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's huge. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, it also has. It's real clean. I mean, the paint job is real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take for it?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I lose it? 20. I might give 20 if it's lifted that big and pretty. It's got good miles. Will you go to my website and so I can see some pictures?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just take a couple of photos. Take a side shot with your phone. Take one from the side and open the door and take one of the interior. Give me the VIN number, tell me it takes 20. I'll try to buy it. Givemetheven.com you know what? Yes. Doo doo brown, man, nobody wants that color. They're all like the rental car companies bought all of them. I don't know if they got a good Deal because, like, GM had too much brown paint.

[Bobbo]

Here's come so far, John. Wolf, what was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a time now.

[Bobbo]

There's a time, you know, six or eight years ago when you would have just said what you were thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then realized it and got up and left the booth and left me there to explain for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You don't remember back in the day, one time, jd, he found this Obama. This is when Obama was running for office, I think, or he had just become president, I think. And John found an online Obama soundboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. He found some things and ran about three times. The most obscene thing you've ever heard on public airwaves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

And got all red and stood up and walked away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walked away.

[Bobbo]

I was in there, and I'm just sitting there, think. Trying to think of what. I don't know what I did. I blacked out for a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the Obama commercial we ran for, Wolf? Fort Dodge Obama. Yeah. We had an Obama sale. Really? Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Obama.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it go? I forgot.

[Bobbo]

Tony, you were talking about, we're gonna get your trucks and get your best deal, thousands of dollars off. And every once in a while, he would play a clip of me saying, Obama.

[Michael Turley]

So did it work? Did it bring people in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. But then Cumulus called me and said, don't do that.

[J.D.]

Stop that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

We did the World War II sale event. I had a lot of import cars, a bunch of jab cars in stock, and I need to get rid of them. So I did a World War II sale, and I took red stickers, the circular stickers, and put them on the doors of all these Mitsubishis and. And Nissans and stuff. And all the cars with Japanese zeros on the side windows were on sale for the World War II sale.

[Bobbo]

Didn't it look like Yokohama in 1943, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

They did not think that was funny.

[Bobbo]

A lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot calls me, hey, Lindy park calls me Wolf. You know, I back you up a lot. This is a radio guy. I always cover you. I always cover you. But I can't do this one, man. I just can't do this one. Well, I had to take that World War II commercial off there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah, I can see that.

[Bobbo]

You know why I always got your back, buddy.

[J.D.]

Except right now.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Wolf, we don't want to talk to you about your Japanese sale. You know I'm always on your side, right? I like you, boy. I can't do that. We had. The Veterans administration called us up nine of those old fellers had heart attacks. They heard the commercial. Ah, he's a professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Dylan. What did he get? He won the nobel peace prize. Yeah. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Isn't that outstanding? A musician has never been honored that award. The nobel prize for literature is hemingway and Sinclair lewis and rudyard kipling. You know, John stenbeck. Actual writers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have a song of his coming up?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, apparently he's made a new song.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Just in time.

[J.D.]

Did not know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't.

[J.D.]

Can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he actually going to be here in the studio too?

[Bobbo]

No, that.

[Michael Turley]

No, no. He's actually recorded it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He recorded it. We.

[Michael Turley]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

He recorded it. He did. He did.

[J.D.]

But we will debut it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars right here on this radio station. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear at GiveMe the VIN$. We're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. GiveMeThe Vin.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeThe Vin.com We Beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100. Sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to get your car. Sold. Robert 15F250 Platinum with 17,000 miles, leather roof and nav. Does it have power boards?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's got electric power set xl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Wait, Charlie.

[Caller]

It's also got a bed cover over it and a fifth wheel added to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you. Are you going to take the fifth wheel out? Are you going to remove the fifth wheel? No, I. I'm gonna remove it. So why don't you remove it? Because I got to put a new bedliner in it to cover up the holes on something this new and nice. Having a fifth wheel and it actually hurts a little bit for what we do. That's fine. No, no, I'm not. I'm not trying to beat your truck up. I'm a 49, 000 buyer.

[Caller]

Got a nine inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. You didn't tell me that. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Nine inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, you know, add three grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too much, man. The new body style's out. The new 16 on the Fords. These are coming down. You've got more truck than I was thinking because the way you converted it. Do this. Go to givemethevin.com, load it up with the pictures so we can see what you've done in the conversion. John. An 11 challenger SRT with 17. It says leather nav, no roof, Envy green. Good miles with a clean Carfax. I'm a 26 to $27,000 buyer. Is it a. Is it a 392 Hemi?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 26, 27. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll. We'll send you an offer letter in and verify. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Nine inch lift. That's a lot in envy gray. What did we give for that monster truck the other day? 50 grand. Yeah. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was a.

[Michael Turley]

They had a how long. That was a 10 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, more than like 25, 28 inch lift.

[Michael Turley]

It was huge, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He spent like $40,000 in the undercarriage of this thing. I drove it home and I was scared to. I was going to take it home and show the kids off, take them to school because they like that stuff. Speaking of, my wife would kill me if I didn't do this. What for you guys in the DFW area? South Texas or. No, not south. South. Dfw. Anyway, North Joshua elementary is having their fall festival fundraiser today.

[J.D.]

Doing a shout out for Fall festival.

[John Clay Wolf]

Festival at the North Joshua elementary. It starts at 4:30.

[J.D.]

Okay, where is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is there working at the. Where at the North. North Joshua elementary School.

[J.D.]

Elementary school.

[John Clay Wolf]

They educate my children.

[Michael Turley]

All right, all right, so wait. This right here, this is John's duty for the whole school year.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Michael Turley]

This covers it. That's all it is. Like, well, you gotta. You gotta be involved, John. You know, PTA stuff. He goes, I got it. I'm gonna get on the radio, make an announcement for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[Michael Turley]

They wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were buying airtime from radio stations, promoting it. Yeah. For real? Yeah, because they wanted to do a donation. I'm like, hey, I'll just give them a. You know, I'll just do it. I'll do it. We have plenty of listeners.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody run to North Joshua elementary at 4:30 and say wolf. Show rules.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my wife will be there signing T shirts.

[J.D.]

Deal. Deal. Deal. I'm having a garage ceiling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good looking Swedish gal. Looks like ABBA Y.

[Hannah Bailey]

Hey guys.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hey, it's Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to have a nut drive two blocks south of the 711 over here. Yeah. You got any leftover nuts, bring them down to us. We gotta get them up the tree and we.

[Hannah Bailey]

And you can donate cigarettes. Okay.

[J.D.]

Don't smoke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Bob Dylan won the Nobel Peace Prize.

[J.D.]

Fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you're gonna have to steer me on this one because I don't know where we're going. Well, it's a big deal. Okay.

[Bobbo]

No musician has ever been given this award by the prestigious Nobel. People over in Europe and they. What do they say, Turley? That he is so enhanced the landscape of. Of the American music, you know, Folk man catalog. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Because think about it. The lyrics of the songs that you love.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It really is kind of the literature of the day if you're a music.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I just never got into Dylan. I don't dislike him.

[J.D.]

Imagine if he could sing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if he was playing for free next door, I'd go see him.

[J.D.]

Would you go see him? Well, you'd see him for the. For the fact that it's Dylan.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't.

[J.D.]

You wouldn't go.

[Bobbo]

Wow. I saw him one time, Man. With Paul Simon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Paul Simon.

[Bobbo]

Starplex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he was bad. I mean, by which I mean good. The first song he sang out, he's just drumming his guitar and it's open C. So you don't know what he's gonna play.

[John Clay Wolf]

He goes, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Mr. Tambourine man plays on with me as Tambourine Man. But he's totally not singing it. Right, right. And it was awesome.

[J.D.]

Okay, why is that awesome? I don't get it.

[Bobbo]

Because he wrote it himself and that's the way he does it, you know? Will Willie these days is on the road again. Can't wait to get on road again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just speeding through the lyrics.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because he's just done him a thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick a quarter in his butt.

[J.D.]

But Willie is on key.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Dylan is not close. No, he's not auto tune.

[J.D.]

Couldn't help him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dylan wrote Tambourine man for the birds.

[Bobbo]

What now he wrote it for himself, but the birds did a great version of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, since it's.

[J.D.]

Don't get it.

[Michael Turley]

Since he just got the prize, I guess he just decided to record something too. Just.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes you do that. It works. It's perfect promotion.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So he's got a. It's politically driven song.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So the 60s all over again, man.

[Michael Turley]

Here's. Here it is.

[J.D.]

Love this.

[Michael Turley]

What is it called again here on the Hill, I believe.

[J.D.]

Yes, on the hill. Bobdale.

[Bobbo]

Where have you been my orange skinned friend? You've primaried well now you come to.

[Caller]

The end.

[Bobbo]

But your huge mouth waxed wise while Billy Bush giggled said hello to Kitty then gave her a tickle.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Your base best described as a pale shade of fickle.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Deplorably bend with some votes to it on you with no way in hell you can win California and it's a hill, a mighty hill all you go ask Bill and if Hillary is going to thank you for being a creeper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Oh.

[Bobbo]

What were you thinking, my cackling lady? As if holding office were leaking out Shady. Even the high road has low spots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of plenty.

[Bobbo]

And the best lead you carry is less points than 20. When the past comes a calling despite your intentions an endless supply of right wing nut dissensions and your fault or not, master still shout Benghazi.

[John Clay Wolf]

As the.

[Bobbo]

Ghost of old Vince Foster haunts your jacuzzi.

[J.D.]

That rhymed.

[Bobbo]

And it's a hill steep and tall and. And the climb precedeth to fall and it's Hillary's race now for losing so shall we all.

[Caller]

Very nice.

[Bobbo]

Ah, the shining bright hill still standing divided with all. Here kitty, kitty.

[Michael Turley]

That's not bad there by Bob.

[J.D.]

Amazing. He's just amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Dylan. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

New song you just released. You heard it here first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Politically charged on the John Clay Wolf Show. DJ Pre K to put that one on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'll do a dog, don't worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You say Mally, I say Boo Malley. Boo.

[Bobbo]

Boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got in the news, boss?

[J.D.]

Let me look here. We've already talked about the Cuban. No. Now you can bring in Roman cigars. I think that's worth saying twice.

[Michael Turley]

I love it.

[J.D.]

Roman cigars are finally free. Free, free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Limb rush. Limo's on RSD and I see him.

[J.D.]

You know, he's excited about.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about that?

[Bobbo]

I think it's great.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Of all the things the Obama administration.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Has done. This is opening the door to Cuba. Though we spend too much money the wrong places. Rum and cigars are a good place place to spend our money. Put that with a Vicodin and a hat about 9am no. Maybe some English muffins.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

Vicodin is.

[Bobbo]

And the current issue of Penthouse magazine.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did we get there?

[J.D.]

Read the Penthouse form.

[Bobbo]

Listen to all Rushbowl with a golden microphone at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Power on loan from. From Gaul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush. He's just always there.

[Bobbo]

Cuban cigars.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I know you love cigars.

[Bobbo]

They've got a great bite.

[J.D.]

They do, actually. Have you ever had one? They're really tasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just so funny that you drew that picture. I know a guy in Clinton, Oklahoma that owns a bank and he sits in his man cave in the afternoon and he smokes Cuban cigars and drinks rum and he's got Playboys on his coffee table and listens to Rush Limbaugh. It's exactly the picture you just painted. It's a great feeling. Man owns a bank and I don't.

[Bobbo]

Agree with much that Limbaugh says, but it's a great feeling, you know. Surround yourself man.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Tundra with a 104 on a. On a three inch lift. Is it a two wheel drive or four? Kevin leather cloth. The big double cab.

[Caller]

It's double cab, four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's the extended with the rear.

[Caller]

With a suicide doors in the rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does nine grand buy it?

[Caller]

Close. But no, I mean it's an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's an 05. It's the two, three body styles. Old. You know that. I know that, but it's still cool. What buys it?

[Caller]

Oh, I was thinking along the lines of 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're at 11 and I'm at 9. Close. Sounds like we were at an impasse. I think the only way to settle this deal is to meet in the middle.

[J.D.]

Look me where I fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you wanna.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Do you wanna meet in the middle? Kevin? Do you wanna meet in the middle?

[Caller]

Let me think on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Well, you gotta go ask your old lady and your dog.

[Caller]

I ain't got an old lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you living? Where you be staying?

[Caller]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas. So I gotta come get this. Some bitch all the way up in Arkansas. Will you meet my driver at the airport if he flies up southwest?

[Caller]

That's been the one airport we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, where's the nearest big airport that flies at Southwest flies in Little Rock. No, you're right. What, what city in Arkansas are you in? I have a dealer friend of mine. Actually we have a lot up there. So we can come get it. I'm a 10 grand buyer. I may give 11 go to givemetheven.com and that goes for everyone listening. Go to get GI. Give me the VIN. Load the VIN number, load the pictures. Say, John, hit me at 10 on the air. It takes 11 and we're gonna look at it. If we can give 11, we're gonna give it.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listener. From KKEG. The KEG. I'm serious. That's the name of the station. The KEG.

[Bobbo]

I can't say Cheese Nips, but you can run that.

[J.D.]

No, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't say Cheese Nips, dude.

[Bobbo]

I just did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, now you did, but earlier you said something different.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm growing as an artist.

[J.D.]

All right, Bob Dylan.

[John Clay Wolf]

That small town you live in, 92.5 covers it up. Do your listeners know? Do you tell them that you're going to be on the big air on Saturdays?

[Bobbo]

I don't so much anymore, man, cuz I'm. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they know that you're famous? Do they know you know you're a nationally syndicated broadcaster? Because during the weekday, Babo's in a small AM station in small town Texas, playing the hits and entertaining him with his chops. Do they know what you do on the weekends? Do they know about your strip?

[Bobbo]

The owners do. My employers do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But your listeners don't.

[Bobbo]

Some of them do. I mean, friends and family.

[J.D.]

You don't broadcast it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No pun.

[Michael Turley]

It's not on that station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's, it's. Oh, who cares? I mean, it's the big city area, dude. They get excited about it in the small towns. I've been there.

[J.D.]

He's on the radio in that Dallas town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, we're about out of time in the big towns.

[J.D.]

Coming up at 11 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've had a great day. The Buzz in Houston's fixing to sign off.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lone Star 9245 in Dallas Fort was fixing to sign off.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Brew is fixing to sign off in Oklahoma City. And I think we're losing Pennsylvania because it's a. It's. It's noon their time. Wzzo, zzo. I ran into some people up there that knew us. Really? Yeah. When I was at there just last week. Then they said, we gotta get our number four, man. I'm like, call the program director, man. It ain't my gig, right? Anybody wants that, you go to their website, click program director and ask them for it. My name is John Clay Wolf. We are going into our number four, but not on those three stations. Remember, you can get the podcast at the john. Givemetheven.com itunes button on the bottom of the page. We'll have the podcast up or you can just stream us off of iHeartRadio. We will be back next Saturday, and for those of y' all in different towns, we'll be back in about seven minutes after these musical interludes. And signing off. Thank you. See you in a minute.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, why did y' all have Roger Waters tour up on the board? Because he's touring. Yeah, he did. Is it. Was that a big deal? I swear to God, I was there three years ago.

[Bobbo]

Well, he did the Wall live and he's been doing that since time out of mind. But he's never explicitly for the purposes of playing things from animals and wish you were here and metal wish you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were here is my favorite album.

[Bobbo]

That's. Yeah, it's very close to Perfect Floyd. Very close to perfect.

[J.D.]

The Barber.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Barber Floyd? Yeah. That's bad. J.D.

[J.D.]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

Hated Floyd the Barber. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched that.

[J.D.]

Dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched that Face in the crowd movie last week. Did you watch it?

[Bobbo]

Did you really?

[J.D.]

No. I want to see it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's on YouTube for free.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[J.D.]

It's called Face.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I saw it on Netflix.

[J.D.]

Andy Griffin, Andy Griffith. Okay. And it's black and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's great.

[J.D.]

Everybody's saying to watch it.

[Michael Turley]

I don't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black and white movie.

[Bobbo]

Outstanding.

[J.D.]

Face in the crowd.

[Michael Turley]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like? It's about a guy is Andy Griffith his first big, major, most kind of a drama role. Oh, really? He's a town drunk and there's a little small town radio station just like the deal with Bobbo. It'd be like Bobbo going down to the jail and reporting from the jailhouse. And Andy Griffith is an old drunk prisoner in there and he has a guitar and starts singing for her on the. On the air and talking a big game. And they bring him into the radio studio. The next day the. The sheriff lets him out and he becomes a local hero.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he makes it to the another town, steals him out of small town Arkansas into like Little Rock. And he gets bigger and then they take him to New York City and he gets bigger and bigger and to the point that he's coaching a president and endorsing a president for election.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like taking him hunting all this stuff and then He. He gets off mic. Just what Trump did with the Billy Bush thing.

[J.D.]

He said something they.

[John Clay Wolf]

A person that hates him, actually, the person that created him, this woman, Ah.

[J.D.]

She'S mad at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's mad at him. She wants to shut him down. And she opens the mic at the. During the commercial break to where it's broadcast on national television and he's talking like what he really thinks.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same as Trump.

[J.D.]

Brings him down and brings him down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a good story.

[J.D.]

I can't wait to see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's very fitting for these times.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't need to see the movie now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. It's worth it.

[Michael Turley]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[J.D.]

According to Fox News business folks, gun sales. Anyone surprised here? Gun sales are on the rise, hitting another record last month. The move, of course, is it's just continuing. As the election gets closer, gun sales go higher and higher. Higher. Let me ask you, you're buying a gun. What do you think? We're gonna go into civil war? Seriously?

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at you.

[J.D.]

You're looking at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went when Obama got elected and started buying ammo like you're going to war with Libya.

[J.D.]

I always have had ammo. I happen to have an AR15 that's fun to shoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much ammo do you have now?

[J.D.]

That's a bad question.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really, I have enough. How much?

[J.D.]

About 2,000 rounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

I can shoot that, though. That's not that many. It's the Eclipse. That's not excessive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 2, 000 rounds. I know.

[Bobbo]

What JR have you got?

[J.D.]

I don't know. 223.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

223.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What do those shells cost of rip?

[J.D.]

They're not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? How much?

[J.D.]

You know, it's been so long since I bought them, I can't even tell you.

[Bobbo]

100 rounds running about 29.95.

[J.D.]

Okay, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people in, you have more than 2,000 rounds?

[Caller]

I don't want to talk about it any further.

[Bobbo]

I have more than.

[J.D.]

I have a lot of guns, but I've always had guns. I enjoy them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[J.D.]

I'm not stocking up for a civil war people that this whole thing, they're gonna go door to door, take your guns. Shut up. Never ever, ever is that gonna happen.

[Michael Turley]

Gun companies love.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was gonna kill us all.

[J.D.]

It's not gonna happen. We're all gonna survive. Trump or Hillary. We're gonna be fine.

[Bobbo]

You know something points though, for Mike Pence.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

A Lady at a, at a Pence speaking engagement said, you know, I'm just afraid if Hillary wins that there's going to be a revolution and I'm ready for it. And he said, lady, look, no, no. And that's, I mean, that's good on him. Not to, you know, to sell the fear. Stoke that fire.

[J.D.]

Speaking of fear, this is a little disconcerting and it's not being covered by very many of the news news outlets. NBC did cover it last night. Sort of like the house of cards. Have you seen the house? Okay, this is true. This is from NBC. Michael didn't believe me earlier. The Obama administration is literally threatening. I like this. Threatening a cyber war with Russia over allegations it was behind the hacking of Clinton's emails. But my favorite word in this, in the headline is covert. Okay, if it's covert, why do I know? Why do I know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Hillary wanted everybody to know.

[J.D.]

But they're basically that they're saying that they're threatening a cyber war with Russia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cyber war.

[J.D.]

You hack each other and give each other off. Yeah. No, hack each other's computers. That's as bad as my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our hackers are better than your hackers. Kick your hacker.

[J.D.]

Wide ranging clan. I just like it. Wide ranging clandestine cyber operation. It's not clandestine if we know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I say something?

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am so happy to be here with you guys today. Do you know what it was like sitting in Philadelphia in that dark little recording studio doing this remotely? It was, it was a nice place. No, they were great. But it, it was the, the feel of this, what we do.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night and day. Night and day. When I got up there, I was like, this is terrible. I don't think it was as bad as I felt like it was.

[J.D.]

No, it wasn't. Because I know people that listen. They said I, they didn't even know at first. You were, you weren't here.

[Michael Turley]

I'm glad too, because you're here. Because that's a dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, was I hitting the numbers pretty good though?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, you were on time, that's for damn sure. First time ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, first time in my life.

[J.D.]

Michael. Michael is a magic man. To pull all that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was sitting in front of this Harris board and it had atomic clock on it and a countdown on it. And I was like, this is good. I need that actually here.

[J.D.]

I like that Samsung. We talked about it earlier. Now it's Friday. The discontinuation, total discontinuation of Galaxy Note 7 now says it's going to cost the company between 3 and 5 billion dollars. They said basically they're not selling any of them. Bring them all back. I don't know what they're going to replace them with. They're going to give you a six back now if you, if you take it in. Airlines don't want them on the plane turned off. They don't want them in your luggage. They don't want them anywhere. It's amazing. One hasn't really caught. Well, one did catch fire on the Southwest jet.

[Michael Turley]

Can't believe iPhone or Apple isn't doing some type of cross promotion with that.

[J.D.]

You'd think, yeah, come you trade in your Galaxy and that'd be brilliant. The Galaxy S8, which people are going to be questioning, should be out next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, in a sports update, what's going on, Turley?

[J.D.]

Tom Brady's back.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you just scored against Kansas State. They're up seven. Nothing. Their games aren't really early. Games aren't the ones that anybody's going to care about right now. It's the later games. Arkansas's got a good matchup up against Alabama and let me pull my scores up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has a good match. They're going to get blown.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you see what happened to Houston last week, losing a Navy by Navy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with that? Remember on Houston Air before.

[Michael Turley]

I know, but I was just kind of. I'm sorry. Alabama plays Tennessee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's a match.

[J.D.]

Yeah. There's a game.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a game.

[Michael Turley]

I knew it was one of those states.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is that?

[Michael Turley]

It was 2:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't. You know my buddy Kent, he's so Southern draw. Well, Chandler, his last daughter, Chandler, she got her. She got her college acceptance letters back. She applied to Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia and lsu. Yeah, I'm like, good Lord. I mean, really branch out there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

The big game tonight though is Ohio State versus Wisconsin at 7:00'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[Michael Turley]

That'll be a good game.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Wisconsin still winning?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, I mean, they lost last week. They're 4 and 1. But I mean, there's top 10 teams still.

[J.D.]

I'm just saying, if we're done with that. Yeah, Brady is back and actually that's causing the ticket prices to skyrocket. They said the average ticket price now for the game, 550 bucks for Brady's return. Yeah, I don't get that. Why is that such a. I mean, you know. Well, you know, it'd be the same thing with when Romo comes back.

[Michael Turley]

You think? No, I don't think so either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear from Aaron or Mixon? Did they enjoy the game last week in the, the Cowboy game?

[Michael Turley]

I just. I know Robert said they drunk drank a little too much. Yeah, but they didn't make too much of a ass of themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone was trying to tell me that in Jerry Jones Stadium you can buy a hundred dollar endzone ticket that has all you can drink and eat also. And I find that hard to believe.

[J.D.]

I haven't heard of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, that's B.S. there's no way those tickets are so expensive. It just takes the fun out of it. I mean I. I doubt I'm going to buy my season tickets again next year.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just too expensive.

[Michael Turley]

You may change your tune after this year. Yeah, I mean it's the big game Today. This Sunday, 3:30. Who is it? Cowboys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Packers?

[J.D.]

That's the big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's the best game of the week.

[J.D.]

And we haven't. We don't know yet. Dak or Romo.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's D. It is D. Okay. Romo. After the buy, that's when it's going to be the question if he's going to be back for Phil the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eagle game is what they're trying to put poise for and the Eagles lost last week against the Lions. I was sitting in the airport watching it with all these, these Eagle fans. It was pretty entertaining. Those people are so loud and angry.

[J.D.]

Are they angry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. And I just kept saying man, hey, I'm a, you know, I sit. We had a long wait on the airplane. I was just yelling at him. I'm a Cowboys fan. Why would you do that? Just for fun.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's fun. Oh yeah, they just stabbed in the airport I guess. You know, you're in a gun free zone. A couple years ago John said why don't they put a NFL stadium in Las Vegas. Sounds like they may do it soon. Move the Raiders over. The stadium bill has passed. Now hotel rooms will help finance the $1.9 billion.

[John Clay Wolf]

1.9. The Jerry World was a billion. So this is twice, twice as much.

[J.D.]

65,000 seat domed stadium which be the home of the UNLV football team as well as of course the Raiders.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Las Vegas Raiders, they just can't seem to figure out what they're doing.

[J.D.]

That's a great town. Why isn't there a team there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean gambling. Why isn't the Las Vegas gamblers? It doesn't matter if it's the Raiders. Take the Raiders.

[Michael Turley]

There used to be a USF that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not that far of a drive from California.

[Michael Turley]

That's like two and a half, three hours, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's like going to Austin from Dallas. The Raiders. Why does it cost 2 billion? Is there a casino in it?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I imagine they're going to do it up hotel. It's going to be probably going to have your hotel room right there in the stadium.

[J.D.]

That should be complex. It's not going to be just a stadium. Yeah. Jerry's is a. Is a stadium. This is going to be a whole area.

[Michael Turley]

If you ever been to like the Luxor in Vegas where you open your blinds and there's a casino floor right down there.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's going to be cool.

[Michael Turley]

I can see that. Yeah.

[J.D.]

If you have a hotel room, you actually open the, Open the window and watch the game right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be cool. Cool.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the Rangers still getting a new stadium after they blew it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Well, the votes coming up in November.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that first round, the playoffs didn't. It's not going to help attitudes. No, it's not. I mean, I'm still in shock.

[Michael Turley]

They choked. I can't believe it either. I was for sure they were gonna be in the World Series and they choked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. But now it's gonna probably be Cleveland versus Chicago.

[Michael Turley]

Cleveland hadn't won since 48, Chicago since 1908. I mean, that'll be. That'll be amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In the Rust Belt, the balls will be brown, the backs will be metal and rusty, and people will have no teeth. And it takes 10 hours to get there from an hour and a half away. Dude, the reason that there's no miles on these cars in the northeast is because they can't ever get much speed. No. I mean, I spent spending a week up there was like, this is insane.

[J.D.]

My dad lived in Chicago. And first of all, parking is crazy. Second of all, most of the people don't drive anywhere. They park their car in the garage and leave it there all month.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[J.D.]

There's. It's easy to get around without it in Dallas, Fort Worth or Texas. You can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that gonna happen here? I don't think I so much.

[J.D.]

We're spread out. We're way spread out. You can do that in a city where it's all compacted, you know, in.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but, but they could be spread out up there. I mean, when you get 30 minutes out of Philly, it opens up. Yeah. I don't know why they're all stacked on top of each other. I guess it's from back in the Day before.

[J.D.]

Did how they started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, before this.

[J.D.]

On top of each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

On top of each other.

[J.D.]

Expand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we. We drove through the Philly ghetto. We went to Pat's and Gino's, you know, the cheesesteak place. Whit no wit onions with whiz. Have you ever seen the deals on Pats and Gino's cheesesteak?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. How'd that go for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's great. I mean, it's just a big old. It's great hangover food. I wish I was hungover. That's all it is, really.

[J.D.]

It's like Waffle House of the Northeast.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in the ghetto, Jason.

[J.D.]

And you weren't afraid of at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so many people around. And then, I mean, just like the old New York movies, you know, the. The open air fruit markets and fish markets in the ghetto and it's. I never ever, ever want to live there. Never ever. No, no. God, no.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

Neighborhoods mean something though, in the Northeast, in those big cities, you know, a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lot of people don't ever get distinct of the culture six miles from where they live. Little Italian, you know. Yeah, the Italians and the. In the Ho Chi Minh and everybody's all caught up and. Yeah, it's definitely. It's like states within a country.

[Michael Turley]

In these areas you can go to the gayborhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not go to the Gabriel.

[Michael Turley]

It's actually pretty nice down there. It's filled. I don't remember the name of it, but when I travel the cowboys, that's where they would stay in that part of Philadelphia, downtown. It's clean, nice, everything about it. You can walk the streets, no problem. Or anything in the gayboard. Yeah, that's where they host the hotel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even see it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, no, it's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did make the mistake of going to New Orleans on game Mardi Gras weekend. I never knew that was a bad deal. I saw things happen. Yeah. I saw things I can ever actually happen. Yeah. I saw a man or young man sitting on a bar.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting. Accepting something service from another man.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

At a bar, on top of the bar.

[J.D.]

I don't know how you get away.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it. How does it happen in this day and age? It's almost as bad as Oakland.

[J.D.]

It doesn't.

[Bobbo]

Well, consenting adults.

[J.D.]

No, no, no. No consenting adults. No. It doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dizzy. It was. It was odd, man. It was odd.

[Bobbo]

It's free country.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am coming out, though. I'm coming out as a Trump supporter, you know, I've been walking the line all this time.

[J.D.]

You're going to come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I went out and put a Trump Pence deal on my Facebook background. Yeah. I mean, would you put on your car? Homie needs some help. I. I'll put. I'll put a sign in my yard. And there's not much we can do around here. I think he's going to win around here in Texas.

[J.D.]

Texas, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But where we need help, we really can't help.

[J.D.]

No. Florida, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Everywhere.

[Bobbo]

I need a DeLorean with a flux capacitor at this point. Really? Really. To win.

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go back and fix what he screwed up.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna take some time.

[J.D.]

You're not gonna change the people that are hardcore. You're just not. And I don't know. I don't know if there's anybody left at swing. I don't really can imagine somebody that's left that doesn't know who they're gonna vote for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You. You know how to win a general election.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You got to get people with no plans to vote for your candidate.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo]

To vote for your candidate. Right, Right.

[J.D.]

People that weren't going to vote or were going to vote independent or whatever.

[Bobbo]

You can't tell me some. And they may be goody, goody tighty whitey Republicans, but you can't tell me some of them have not decided to go ahead and vote the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that I don't. I think we're going to be surprised with how many he gets. I think there's a lot of closet people. They might not be in love with Donald Trump, but they at least believe it's time for a businessman president. You know, Steve Forbes ran and everybody was listening to what he had to say. Ross Perot, they always made sense. And we finally have a guy that. That is a fly, flies by the numbers and looks at a financial statement that's willing to do this. We need to give it a shot. Even if he's a womanizing man whore, that's fine. I mean, who. You know, if they had open mics on us. Oh, actually they do. And we could never run for president.

[J.D.]

Right. Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, but. But the things he said is nothing that none of us have ever. I think that might even help him some. And the women, well, what's gonna. I've heard women talk when they're in a trusted environment right amongst each other. Worse than anything he said to Billy.

[J.D.]

Bush and Michelle comes out this week. I was offended. Yet they have rap Artists all come through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really, J.D.

[J.D.]

Yes. You can see.

[Michael Turley]

Do you know the difference of an artist and somebody running for president?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to that in a minute. We gotta shut Charlie down before he.

[Michael Turley]

Because I'm making a good point. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in just a minute with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And by yours truly, John Clay Wolf. We'll be back. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for $100. Givemetheven.com that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures. Sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what I'm talking about. Just let me know if you wanna go to that whole mountain.

[Bobbo]

The kind of thing where they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got a lot of nice guys.

[Bobbo]

You know, if you gonna go after Big Bird.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You better bring a 223 dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? No. Cause he.

[Bobbo]

He's molding yellow Big Bird. Big Bird is big and he a bird dog. But don't bring your dog because Big Bird don't play that. He got his orange feet and he mash a dog. I see to do it.

[Michael Turley]

What were y' all doing during the break there?

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. We can shut Bobbo up.

[Bobbo]

Daniel 9th Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what have you got?

[Caller]

2014 backstaff, forest river camper. Oh, 38 foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know those off the top of my head. I have a guy that specializes in the RVs that work for us and we buy about five a week. But I do not. I would be just pissing in the wind. Is that okay to sound the radio? Not really guessing the. The value of that thing. What's your payoff on it?

[Caller]

Payoff's 34.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what we're running into a lot. What, What. What did it cost? New. Not the big sticker price, but what you actually gave.

[Caller]

58.

[John Clay Wolf]

58. 34. Must be a long one. How long is it?

[Caller]

38 foot.

[J.D.]

Mm.

[Caller]

It's four season camper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and you put the serial number on the VIN number and then push a couple of pictures. It will go to Ben, my RV buyer and he will contact you.

[Caller]

Okay. Sir, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Mansfield, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Well, thanks for tuning in and we will. Yeah, see you online. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll get it bought if we can.

[Caller]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 808. 800 radio. Sell us your car. We're the best damn car buyers in all of Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas and Oklahoma last time I checked.

[J.D.]

Not the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the world. We haven't covered the world. But we are the best, best, best buyer in the southwest United States. So if you call an 800-800-RODIO, I'll bid your car in the air. Or you can just go to give me the VIN V I N.

[Bobbo]

And.

[J.D.]

You can go all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, yes.

[J.D.]

Not just on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Wichita Falls. Abilene. We've been heading to Abilene a lot lately. We haven't headed to Wichita Falls as much as we'd like to. And we also partnered up with a couple of dealers that we. They'll give special pricing to our customers. If you're looking for a new car, any brand.

[Michael Turley]

Amarillo too. We've been going there quite a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we. We have a prowler up there.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hey, you know, we trying to figure out how to pick it up because I didn't want to have him drive it back from Amarillo because I screwed up. And we had a problem with our drop zone up there, so we had to come up with a new one. And I forgot that Craig, our new buyer, is from Amarillo. It hit me yesterday about 4:00'.

[J.D.]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. So I told Frankie to go talk to Craig. He called his son, they went over there and picked it up. I forgot all about that, too.

[Bobbo]

Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bam.

[Bobbo]

That's team.

[Michael Turley]

We've got buyers from every area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston guys, LA guys. When strip club going to be back?

[Michael Turley]

He said December. He's walking, but not he can't drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

You don't know about the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

I have a nice Lexus LX570.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

2013.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like white. White is good. Good color, white. I'll take any car as long as it's white or black.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah, white. Black's Good. Hey, how many miles are on it?

[Caller]

It's gonna have 85,000 miles on a 13 LX. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of miles, dog.

[Caller]

It's nice though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 80,000 miles, white LX. I'm a 35 grand buyer.

[Caller]

35.

[John Clay Wolf]

35,000 on an 80,000 mile car?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that do it?

[Caller]

Can I get a little higher?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have what? What? Where do you live?

[Caller]

In Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a title or a payoff?

[Caller]

Have a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much payoff?

[Caller]

I got to call the bank check on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

About 30, 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you got equity. So if I buy it for 35, I'll write you a check for 3,000 and then I go make the payoff. If I buy the car from you today, what are you gonna drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

I have three cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the car is for sale. Where? I just want to make sure when negotiating that we're negotiating a real deal. It's not some mine deal. We're just talking about a bunch of nothing.

[Caller]

No, no, no. I'm ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm at 35. What does it take to buy the car?

[Caller]

Good question.

[Michael Turley]

He's tough here.

[Caller]

I mean 30, 86.

[John Clay Wolf]

5.

[Caller]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 will buy the car. So if I say I give 36. 5, then I own the car now it's my car and you have to ask me if where I want the car this weekend.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No, no, I didn't okay yet. But I'm asking, I'm asking you, if I give you 36. Five, do I own the car?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So that's a yes. Okay. So I'm going to buy the car for 36. 5. Now it's my car, not your car anymore. And I'm going to get you with our buyers and we're going to make this deal. I'm going to pay your equity and get your payoff information. It has to have a clean carfax. Does it.

[Caller]

Is it too late to ask my wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes, it is too late to ask.

[Caller]

Your wife because we go ask your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have made a gentleman's agreement we have made a gentleman's agreement and shaking hands over the radio waves. And I have honor. And you have honor. I own the car. You can ask your wife if you. I mean, you can. What? What do you want to ask your wife about my car that I just bought from you? I mean, it's my car now.

[Caller]

That's a good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean, we get her on the phone, we can talk to her. About my car or my car if she wants to buy it back back, then she needs to ask me what I'll take for it. Okay.

[Caller]

What will you take? All right, man. I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, dude. Thank you. Thank you. Go load it [e-mail]. say Wolf bought this car for 36. Five on the air. What's next? And they will send you checklist. We'll get it picked up.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. You can do all that just by going to giveme the vi.com and if you're listening to this show in a city that's far from Dallas, don't sweat it. We have people all over the place. FedEx works wonders. And we have a shipping company that picks up all over the country. It's all real live bullets.

[J.D.]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Okay, well, you look like you have something to say, J.D. while you're wasting time, I'll just take this 09 Chrysler Sebring with 62. Lee, is it worth three grand?

[Caller]

Did you say three grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, three grand.

[Caller]

No, this ain't got running on except hot and cold running midgets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it got? What's it got? Hot and cold running midgets. Hot and cold running midgets.

[Bobbo]

I've seen that show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's it got on it?

[Caller]

It's got everything. I mean, it's fully loaded, got the dvd, navigation and all that good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six or a four cylinder?

[Caller]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is the, The. The trim. Is it a limited, convertible or a sedan, LX or touring or what?

[Caller]

It's a sedan.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it the Limited, the LX or the Touring?

[Caller]

Well, actually, it's my wife, but I think it's la.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me this, does it have leather, sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then it's got to be a Limited. Especially if it's a Chrysler, because they're, they're. They're pretty cheap on their options. No, you're good. You're good.

[J.D.]

You're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not an idiot. If it's a nice car, I'll give five grand.

[Caller]

Oh, okay. Well, I think she wants a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everybody wants more than that. But you mean, you know, I'll just.

[Caller]

Tell her to get on the website and be with you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Tell her you got five grand with me. You know, make me fall in love with her in the car. Maybe we'll give a little more.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If your car has hot and cold running midgets, please go to givemetheven.com Got the DVD the day V a day. Got the DVD.

[J.D.]

So would you buy a. Would you buy an electric Corvette?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

What if I told you it does 200 miles an hour?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

With 600 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

That electric car thing's a hoax. Tesla's gonna go broke, gentleman. They're gonna blow up like the rocket did.

[J.D.]

Generation cars are actually taking pre orders. They want to quarter of a million to hold it, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quarter of a million.

[J.D.]

$750,000 car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can buy a citation jet like a 1980 for that. What does it do?

[Michael Turley]

Zero to 60 in like two seconds.

[J.D.]

It's nothing. Yeah. Zero. It says 200 mile an hour. They just broke a land speed record. It's based on a C6Z06. Street legal, they say. And it's going to go 200 plus miles an hour. And if you're lucky, It'll do about 150 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the first Ferrari store in Dallas called me the other day on a ludicrous package. Tesla, whatever the suv. SUV is luda pop artist. And you know when they're calling me, they, he was like, man, I can't get anybody bid in this thing. Nobody wants it. The guy just gave 150,000 for it.

[J.D.]

Nobody wants it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody wants it. And it had like 1300 miles on it. Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bid 100,000. And that was, you know, that's a $50,000 loss to the. The consumer. I'm telling you, man. Go get a golf cart. Easy go. Easy go. And you can deck it out with a custom stereo and you can do the back seat or get the golf bag.

[Michael Turley]

Chrome wheels Deion Sanders used to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, they make them with leather. Get an easy go. Just get it. Easy go. Yeah. You only lose 50% that way. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now. If you want to sell us your car card, just go to givemetheven.com. Customers always say I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money. But they want the most money. And that's why they're coming to [e-mail] this isn't some title max pawn shop deal. This is hard money. Dealer money. The real world. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures and I'll reply with an offer. GiveMeTheEven.com fast, easy, hard money. Right now. No BS. Sell us your car. I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill, good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D.]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Spring area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Are you listening to us on ESPN or on the Buzz?

[Caller]

97.5 ESPN.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've been on that stage for like six or seven years. Been a long time. The. You've got a 15 Charger RT. Is it an all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a. There's an RT plus that has. Does it have heated rear seats?

[Caller]

Yep. It is completely loaded. It's even got the Bing style stereo and leather suede interior sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a road and track or a plus or do you know.

[Caller]

That? I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is it? White. That's good. It's got a roof.

[Caller]

Black roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

And navigation. Yes. Great. Miles. No miles. Hang on. I'm looking at something. Something real quick. I just want to build this, right?

[Caller]

Like I said, it's even got that Bing stereo.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 26 grand buyer, okay?

[Caller]

It's my wife's car, so I would have to check with her. I'm not gonna be like that last guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to givemetheven.com and make sure. You said John's thinking 26 grand. Here's the pit, here's the VIN, here's the miles, here's the pictures. I'm a seller and we will get it bought.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Hello? Who's the. Who this be? I'm taking one blind.

[Caller]

I'm trying to get over Mr. Wolfie there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Mr. Wolfie. I'm on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, this is Ben Allison with all state insurance. Yeah, about your 2010 Chevy, whatever. Was it a pickup truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the one that got wrecked down in Houston?

[Caller]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Got drivers rear side tire. Rear wheel cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wait, drivers driver's in front. When Was it wrecked?

[Caller]

10:12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that the one? Last week. Okay. What about it?

[Caller]

Well, I need to take a look at it. Do I come by this Cruising Avenue Suite 229 in Fort Worth? Look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. We'll get it over here.

[Caller]

Where's it at now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We've Got. We've got several cars.

[Michael Turley]

This is on there.

[Caller]

Is this a. I'm a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a dealer.

[Caller]

Oh, so this is your. Your office?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Someone hit our. Hit us last week. We were moving a car. All right.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come by next week. We'll have it here. Thank you. You know, he brings up a good point, Charlie. We've had a lot of wrecks lately.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, I don't even know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we had another one. We had another wreck. Today's Saturday. We had another wreck Thursday. Really? Yeah. Someone hit that other guy, and he already quit. Roy's going through these cars.

[Michael Turley]

I know about that one, but that was a. Our Cobalt got hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so we had another one that was hit.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. Yeah, I don't. This is news to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2010 Chevy. I didn't know we had another one hit.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we had that deal down in Houston where the brakes went out on the truck and he hit. Everybody got out of that one holding their neck.

[J.D.]

Geez. Really? Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. And then we had the driver that took off in the Hummer and drove through the brick wall and hit Alexis and went off the guardrail.

[J.D.]

How's he doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

About 10 days ago, he's fine.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the wall's not good, but.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So our insurance company. Between the two hailstorms and the. Rex, you know.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna work out, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's gonna. It's gonna be a good one. Next year on the re. Quote. Hey, I wanted to talk serious about something. This is breast cancer month. Is it? Yes, it is. Yes. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Where your pink socks? All the kids are doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a lady that works here, and the last few Saturdays, she's been wearing a mask, and I was like, what the hell's wrong with her?

[J.D.]

And a ski.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't know you there.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what the hell's wrong with you? Why are you wearing a mask?

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

What the hell's wrong with me? Well, yeah, I.

[J.D.]

What a gentle way to ask.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Go. In July, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just July.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Right about when she started with us.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, literally the Saturday after I started is whenever I found out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What made you even think about it?

[Bobbo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were your symptoms?

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

You know what? I didn't have any symptoms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you just getting a checkup?

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Kind of. I go through this thing with jps, and it was kind of a computer glitch that it just popped up on my Chart that said, schedule your mammogram.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Went and talked to my doctor. I was like, why is this showing up? It's kind of early. And he looked at it, he said, yeah, it shouldn't be there right now, but it is, and it's free. Go get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up. Are you serious?

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah, no, I'm serious. So, you know, I mean, people think, oh, breast cancer, it's terrible. It is, it is. But in my case, I consider it such a blessing because all of a sudden, they said to get a mammogram. I did. They found something, cut it super early, stage one, you know, cut that thing out. And I'm doing a little bit of chemo and then some radiation, and I'll be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. What is the mask? Why are you having to wear a mask?

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

My white blood cell counts pretty low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't want to get sick.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah. I don't want a chance getting something additional.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your message to people listening early.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Well, hey, I mean, get a mammogram. I'm 40, so. I mean, start getting it at 40, if you can get it earlier. I don't know, get it earlier. I mean, you. You never know. You never know what's going on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So had you waited a year until the masses got large, I would have been dead, actually. Oh, well, that's great.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah, they. Whenever I went, talked to the surgeon, he said, this is your first mammogram. Said, yes, sir, it is. He said, well, your first one saved your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

If you waited any longer, it would have killed you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's wild. Is there anything that. I mean, now that you're into this and you've probably learned a lot about it, is there any lifestyle choice you can do differently?

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Random.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

No, I mean, it's totally random. That's the one thing they tell you it doesn't. I mean, yeah. I mean, I think it's. It makes things worse if you're overweight, which I am. You know, they say cancer eats sugar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

So, you know, I mean, it feeds, but even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. Just better just be. The more fit. Can help.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

It can, but it doesn't always. I mean, sometimes people are super fit. You know, they could be cross training and all that stuff and. And still come down with breast cancer or other cancers as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now where are we? October. When do you think you're, like, clear? Nothing else. You're done with it Right now it.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Looks like about the middle of February.

[Hannah Bailey]

Right.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

About Valentine's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. We're glad that you got lucky, so.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah, me too. Me, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, cool. Well, thanks for talking to us about it.

[Guest (Breast Cancer Survivor)]

Yeah, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Go get it.

[Michael Turley]

Your tata's checked, ladies?

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did two good things today.

[J.D.]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shout out for your wife, everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Pat John on the back, everybody.

[J.D.]

Oh, he'll do plenty for himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trust me.

[J.D.]

When he gets home, he'll tell his wife. I talked about your event on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4, Jome Lee. A 13 Chrysler 270. Is it cloth?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

775. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll get it bought. And that goes for everyone else. No more phone calls. Just go to the website. Give me the VI N. Houston, Texas, we have three cars on the ground down there with transporters that come to your house and pick them up. Beaumont, Lake Charles, South Louisiana, all over Abilene. But. But I mean, Houston, understand, We actually have. Have office down in Houston. So we. We. We're real time. And we. We've got a checkbook on the ground in Houston where we can. If we make a deal today, we can pick it up Monday. They don't work on Sunday. But, yeah, we're live bullets. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you 100 bucks. And we want to buy your car. I mean, it's just that simple. And that's how. That's what we do when we're not trying to be funny on the radio.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we're not here. You're not here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a good show today. I had fun today.

[Michael Turley]

I had a good show today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I meant. I meant I had a good time doing this. Okay?

[Michael Turley]

I was like, great job, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't mean I did good. I meant when, like my wife says, how did it go today? I'm gonna say it went well. There you go. I felt like we were kicking. We were hitting all night from moment one.

[J.D.]

It was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun. Earlier in the early day. The first hour is always the best.

[J.D.]

It is. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We ought to just replay our number one on our number four because that's when we're good. We start sucking about now.

[Bobbo]

No, no, not at all, Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

You start sucking about.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 minutes ago. I'm kidding. Hey, guys, thanks for tuning that.

[Bobbo]

Wasn't queer for a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see you next Saturday. Have a fun day watching football.

[J.D.]

See you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.