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I mean, the old days, the 80s, 90s, that was the rock and roll. That was the crazy days. Are there any bands that do that anymore? I think Buffett's a party band, man. Jimmy himself is not. But the. The people around him do like. He goes to Vegas. It's crazy. But not with him. Because he's been 30, 40 years. He's not the big partier, right? No, he shaved the mustache years ago. He comes off as the big, you know, back in the day, like the crew. Yeah, that would have been crazy. Motley Crue, something like that. Now, you know, That's a good question. In their day. But I mean, that's. Everybody's in their day. Yeah. Who would you go now with? It would just be crazy fun. Probably some hip hop artists. That's what you have to do, right? They're the only ones that really just party anymore. That's, say, Justin Bieber. You wonder what that's like backstage with Justin Bieber now. Of course. Now he's Christian. Didn't he. Didn't he go Christian on us? I haven't heard that. Really? I did. Yes. Him and Manzel are changed. Yeah, somebody told me. Christian, he just. He mentioned it. He stops the concert to talk about God. I mean, I'll have to get the audio, but I. I believe I saw it on tmz. A remake of Shout at the Devil. I don't believe so. I don't believe that actually happened. All the best artists do that. You know, Dylan went through that Phase, right? Shout at the devil. Did he? You gotta serve somebody. It may be the devil. It may be the Lord. You gotta say Bieber went Christian. I believe he has. I believe. Babe, before you decide. Or he actually did it. 23 or 2400. Oh. Oh, my Lord. I don't know if there's a number. How many days are there in a year? Yeah. 365. How old is he? Anybody know? Mid-20s, right? Yeah, probably so. Thousand. 300. That's 15,000. Started when he was 15. 10 times 300. 3,000. Let's say he's. I'm gonna say he has 1700 scalps on his wall. All right, that's probably not far from accurate. Probably, no. How about you, J? And you, sir? Yeah. I got asked you first. Both of you guys threw it at each other. My numbers are relatively low. I was married 10 years. Have you ever noticed that? Turley. Everyone listen to our playback. Turley's the hottest mic on the. On the tape. Is that why. No. Never notice that. I don't hear it. It's interesting. I don't hear the producer. He's just a little bit shinier than everybody else. How do you know? Right now, you don't even have your headphones on. I don't need them. Because I'll know when I hear it. I was like. Because I always hear. I've been hearing it for years. Like, Turley's just. It's just always. I don't know. Is your mic change different? His modulation? Your mic dialed back for processing. I was on your mic the other week, and it's tinny. I don't know why you do that. Tinny. Yeah, it's not. It's not full. I have a short sphinx. I have a short unit. Okay. And I need to give myself way too much information. I need to give myself some depth. But that. But you're doing the opposite. Your. Your mic is not. No, for him. For his voice. It works. It works. Are you happy? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's what my granddad used to call me. I forgot all about that. Johnny Fay. When I was a little. Little tack. Yeah, he would. He would call me Johnny Faye. I remember I was at the swimming pool, and they do the pa. Johnny Faye, please come to the swim desk. You have a call. Just to be a smart ass. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Collin will buy your card. We also do that. I'm a little hungover today. Are you Just a touch on a Saturday. Can't imagine. Don't you do that almost every Saturday? You. I'm just saying what you say. No, I. I don't think I do it every time. Okay, well, I mean, how often, Bob? I mean, do you think that I've been drinking more than years past? I don't. We hang out so seldom anymore. I'm just saying what you say on Saturday mornings. I'm a little hungry, Bob. You're in here on Saturday mornings. Am I more hungover lately than I have in years past? You know, you don't seem to be to me. Okay. Oh, I'm not saying. Saying this man at 20. I'm not saying more than usual. I'm saying you've been a drunk for years. A drunk? What's a drunk? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I was going for the funny. It's like the different. I mean, what is a Christian like? You're saying Justin Bieber's a Christian. I'm a drunk. You sure aren't labeling today. Isn't that the first thing that when you, you know, you have a problem? J.D. when you start def. Being offended? Yeah, I got, I got in trouble with a Christian denial. You're getting trouble Christian with my own show. I can't imagine, you know, how. What kind of Christian, you know, I start my show with a little bit from a movie or stand up comedy or something. Okay. I use Rowan Atkinson's old bit where he dresses as the priest. I don't know. Here we're getting into bobo weirdness. Today's world, waist deep in the. In the mucky waters of the dark. John, chapter three. And it's a stand up deal he does where he turns the water into wine and the servants allowed, you know, applaud loudly in the kitchen. Right? Yeah. And this guy's really good. He should go professional. Like Jesus was a traveling magician or something. The English are so irreverent. And somebody was offended by him. They said, hey, I'm offended as a Christian. Well, you know, kind of in a small town, usa. They were offended because you called Jesus a magician? No, because there was a laugh track underneath it. Well, it wasn't a laugh track. That's what they said. Farting, you know, reading holy scripture with a laugh track for years. The background. I'm offended as a Christian, but it wasn't a laugh track. It was a standup comedy. It was the audience laughing. Do you always think we should do that? The next segment, just see how it goes. Terrible idea. Read Holy Scripture with a laugh track in the back. Go ahead, Mike. Don't worry about my mic levels. I'm going home. Okay. No, that's what they said. That's not what I did. It's just a bit of standup comedy by Rowan A. Oh, Bob, when you make fun of African American preachers. What? When you do your preacher group, does that offend anybody? I don't know. I don't know if it's a bit. I think we actually have a reverend in the studio. Do you have us? He comes on, we have his music. I don't know, Charlie, you're just not prepared. No, because I know. Busy working on his mic levels. I had no idea we're gonna have the reverend in. The reverend's always ready to come in. Reverend, are you there? Lord John, you know I wouldn't be without you on this blessed Saturday. Well, you sound a little sleepy, Reverend. Yeah, I've been out late. You've been out prowling, you know, prowling with the word. You. Saving the lost. You don't do it at four o' clock in the afternoon down in Walgreens. Does your board. Not an old thing. Not work. It's not working. You guys Define the loss. Where they be? Yes. Save them right there. That's true. At the. At the ball. Gotta go to the shadow of the death or something. At the horse track. I was at the horse track. That's where you found them this time? I. I saved 14 large souls and made myself $400. I see. That's what. Work of the Lord. That's what they. You said when they found you in the. In the ladies. With the ladies of the night. You said you were saving souls. Oh, no, they were the other night too. Yes, well, you got to go where the trouble is. I saved six of them last week. We were at a hotel last night. The Stockyards Hotel. Yes, sir. Went to right next to that in Fort Worth. There's Booger Reds and then H3 Steakhouse. And I saw a real live prostitute last night. Yeah. Hey. All right. Well, what tipped you off? Her shirt. Her skirt was stupid short. Like. Like. I'm surprised she could talk anybody into making one that short. And she was by herself? No, she was with a guy that didn't match her very well. Okay. And her boots went all the way up. All the way up to where you wonder what? Like where the. Where her butt cheek met her thigh. Got you. Nice. But that tells you how short the skirt was. Yeah, that I could even see that. Yeah. And they were standing at the check in deal at the hotel. Hotel. And I said to one of the women that were there with us, I went to dinner with a group of people. Is that a prostitute? She said, yes, I think so. You wonder in that guy's mind, does he think he's cool or is he trying to sneak in? I mean, she was naturally well endowed. Yeah. But obviously he had a few years on her. She was extremely tall. She was way better looking than I would imagine a prostitute would be. Some of them are. Some of the real pricey ones are very. Friday night. You gotta cut loose, you know, you can't. Work, work, work, work, work, work. Guys just trying to, you know, have a good time. This. So what would something like that go for, Bob? Really nice. Really nice. I mean, nicer than you're thinking. I don't know. By the hour. Do you buy by a couple of hundred? Oh, please. Oh my. Please. As a tip. Are you serious? Well, I mean we may. We may be coming from disparate backgrounds. He's talking about high end. He's talking about. Oh, probably 1500. Yeah. Okay, now that makes more sense. VIP. Yeah, VIP stuff. Girlfriend experience. But he looked like an oil field worker. They got cash. They did. Yeah. Before they met her. Yeah. You don't know, she might have just been like a Mansfield girl. Outside the loop. Yeah, outside the loop. Or. Or she could have been from Arlington. Yeah. Because a lot of those country girls move to Arlington when they. When they. Why? You know, when they burn out, out of town. Their junior year of high school, they quit school, they leave their parents and they move to Arlington. Yeah. You can't afford to live anywhere else. They moved to Arlington from. I mean all these places. Well, that's where all the small towns in Oklahoma, small towns in South Texas, West Texas. All the bars were for the longest time. Well, sure. Yeah. And I mean they get the mid range. How long does it. When. When the. Arlington. When the. The Newfound. They think they've moved to Dallas. Yeah, right, right. I'm going to Dallas. Big city. Right. They move into a ghetto ass apartment. Arlington. And they're at Jay Gilligan's. Jay Gilligan. I mean. I mean they're laid within. Yeah. Seven hours of hitting the county line, maybe. You in the jungle, baby. They're slow. Baja Beach Club. God, remember that Baja Beach Club was gone, baby. Doll's still out there, isn't it? I think so. That's a straight bar, dude. I'm talking about just bar. Bars. I'm talking about all the the boot scooters. Yeah. All the country folk coming to town just to get. Get on with it. Yeah, get on with it. All the Wichita Falls coming in. The only place anymore is the stockyard. They get PJs and a few places down there that are cowboys is gone. You know, country 2000 over in Dallas is gone. The stockyards. Just Mexicans. Cowboys. Yeah. If you don't think Mexicans and cowboys don't get along, they do. Go see them Saturday night on Main Street. Absolutely unbelievable. At Exchange. Yeah. Dooley's next to Lowriders. Yep. There's used to it. Filthy McNasty's. Oh, yeah. One of my favorite joints. Yeah. There's some great bars up and down. I don't. I'm a rock and roll guy and I. I have a ball in St. And I'm not a cowboy. It's everybody. Have you ever got your ass kicked in the stockyards? Tell the truth. No. You know what? But I think you have. I used to have the habit of trying to stop fights. Yeah. Me and my friend Paulie, man. Years ago. Paulie. I grew up around the block from this kid. And when we were in our 20s, we got in the habit of going to stockyards because it's just awesome, you know? And I don't know how many times I tried to jump in between two guys and like, hey, man, come on, Y' all don't really mean that. We were like the bulldog and the little chihuahua in the cartoon, you know? Yeah. I was like, they're going to scratch you. Don't jump in there, Bobo. That's bad. Like, I don't want those guys to fight. Paulie. Yeah. No. I never, never got beat up in the stockyard. 800-807. I haven't either. I'd been in a few altercations in the stockyard. The police have a little more weight in them down there in that territory than normal. They're not going to get up on the first scuffle. Nope. Nope. No. It's wild. Yeah. Let him fight and let him. Let him fight each other down just a bit. So when the cops get there, they're not. So it's kind of like a little. Get a few hits in, wear each other out, then we'll get into it. Right. Is that the cowboy way? Absolutely. And drinking beer on the street and cops on horseback. God, I love Fort Worth. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The call in number. Hey, where's that Z3 or that BMW Z the red one that Jeff was driving downstairs. Oh, is it here today? Yeah. Okay, I need to get it in the other one to Metro before they get vandalized. That Raptor. 800-800-7234. I want to buy 50 cars this morning. So if you want to sell some cars, call in 800-800-Rode. 800, 800 radio. 800800 7234. Just go to. Give me the VIN.com. couple Cadillacs. You know, we're talking about trucks. All the trucks are always good. I always buy trucks high. It's been a good week for you. Yeah, we buy, you know, we've been getting with it and I'm in the mode. In the mood. In the mood. Full size SUV's. Sports cars are not so hot. Highline cars are good though, but Corvettes are really not doing good. We'll be back in a second down at the station. I don't care where it goes. You want top money for your trade or you just want to sell your car outright? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I'll send you an offer letter, email, text. You don't have to talk to anybody. Give me the vin.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars from the public and I'll pick them up at your home or office with a check. Top money buyer. Cash it out now or I'll pay off your payoff. Giveme the vin.com sell it us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear. Oh yeah. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show. Oh, uhoh. Shannon, good morning. You're on the air. Morning. You don't sound as sexy as I was expecting to hear from Shannon. Damn. Okay, well, it just changed my mood. Really. Shannon, good morning. Good morning. Oh, no, I thought. I thought it was that hooker that I saw at the damn Longhorn Hotel. I had this all painted. Do you like my boots? Where? Yeah, I liked your boots. Shannon, where are you calling from? Adrian Dixon. Where in the hell is that? It's about 45 miles west of Amarillo. Okay, what I see. 08 Suburban with 220 on it. Does it have navigation? No, sir. Does it have sunroof? No, sir. Does it have leather? Leather, leather seats, TV and all that four wheel drive or two? Four wheel drive. Is it a three quarter ton or a half? Yes, average Rough or clean condition by your standards, Because I know you live in the country. Rigs. It's on the highway. We live on the highway. Okay. We live on the highway, not on the dirt roads. I don't know, man. Five grand. Five grand? Yeah. Got a lot of miles on it? Yes, sir. All right. You got a title? Yes, sir. You gonna sell it? I don't know. I think on that. How long till the motor blows up? Well, it doesn't use any oil, so pretty good while. How long till the tranny goes out? Brought another 20, 000 miles. Yeah, I'm asking you because that's what everybody. I'm hoping everyone that buys it's gonna wonder. Okay, ma'. Am. Thank you. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. First car of the day that we took to air was a 220,000mile suburban. Wow. Wow. That is unique. That is really unique. Unique stuff. Not for west Texas. No, it's not at all. If I was gonna run away to Wyoming, I'd just take his car with me. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I want to buy some cars this morning, boys and girls. Escalades. Porsches, Camaros, Challengers, Honda Roddies, Ridgelines, S2000s. I like those a lot. Sounds like a trump line. Porsches. Trucks, really, more than any trucks. Suburbans, like his new ones. Used ones, in betweeners. I love them. Hooters. I'm looking at the board, boss, and I see hooter blow up, part two. Yeah, there's a. There's a new one from old Hoot. Oh, dude. Who recorded it? Well, I did. John. Did he know it? No, he's finding out right now. Oh, good. That's what's always so funny. Yeah. He works in the buyer office. Okay. He's one of your employees. He's an old friend. All right. Old buddy. He is. He's our best buyer month in, month out, isn't he? Yeah, he's. He's steady Eddie, but I. He. He's one of those nice guys that you don't want to make mad. Yeah. And when he finally gets mad and he gets over the top, it just. Yeah. And it's fun to watch you sit back and open a beer, and I caught him. Oh, hell, that was six months ago. Eight months ago. He. And I heard. I heard it brewing on the phone, and he got off the phone with the customer before he blew up. Good. But I got. I had time to get my little iPhone out and hit record Boiling. Yeah, and I recorded. Let's play the first one. Okay. Yeah, let's. All right, well, you have a good day. What the. People, man. What's she doing? Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this mother, man? God me done. I'm done for the date. Who? I can't take another. No. Who was it? Greg Came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger. He's gonna deliver today at 5. Text him. Called him twice and then called him the third time. And he's in the. Doesn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying? He. He lets his ass. Wife answer the phone because he's more of a. Than his wife. You know what I mean? So what did he do? He sell somewhere else? Oh, you. You just decided to. To sell another car? And by then, I wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna face this, right. You know, go, oh, hey, send me the bin on that one. Let me hold you there. I was like, fine. I said, you know, just be nice for you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone and be calling you all God days. You know what I mean? What the. Sorry about that. I know how it feels, man. It's just been happening to me all week. All last week. It's been one flake after the next, man. What doing wrong? It ain't you, man. I'm just a magnet. All of a sudden, I am a magnet. I'm not laughing. I wanted to buy the damn car. Yeah, I did, too. I mean, great, man. You don't want to buy it, man, just text me. You don't even have to talk to me. Just say, hey, man, I'm not going to sell the car. I lied. Tell me the truth. Tell me you lied. Yeah, I'm a liar, you know, and I can't even. I won't even talk to you. I'm going to get my wife to do it. Holy. He's from Mansfield. Go figure. So what? He's. What? He's. We make deals with people, and they expect us to keep up our end. We say 30,000. We mean it. We expect them to keep their. It's our car. We always have to. We're accountable. But they're not. Yeah, of course. Well, you said 7,500. Yeah, but you forgot to tell me the bumper's knocked off. A lot of times we go ahead and give it anyway. Do you? Yeah. Just because we're straight up accountable people. But these people that flake out and like, we send drivers to their house and start spending money and get all the payoff information, it's done. And then this guy was hiding in his bathroom and his old lady's answering the door. Honey, you go get it. Go get the door. Well, coming up next, we can. We'll play hoot. Actually getting. He's just venting about how it's the latest thing where guys will say, well, let me talk to my wife. Let me talk to more. Hey, call her on 5. Do you need to talk to your wife? Oh, man. Are you there? Okay, hold on. Keep holding. Then call her on six. Are you gonna need to talk to your wife? Me? Yeah. No, I don't have to talk to anybody. Okay, hang on just a second. Number seven, are you gonna need to talk to your wife? Nope. Okay, hold on. Number nine, are you gonna need to talk to your wife? Do I hear him? I think his wife already made him hang out. Brady, are you gonna talk to your wife? No, I'm good. Okay, good, good. We. Y' all keep hanging. So we've had a lot. We've got a good little poll here. Yeah. Of all our listeners. Where are you calling from, Brady? Norman, Oklahoma. Okay. Okay. And I don't have any names here. Number five, where are you calling from? Right there. Houston. Tay. And you don't have to talk to your wife either. Are you married? Yes. Okay, well, wow. We've established something here. There we go. All right, we'll be right back. Uno momento. Four for four. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. What's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. Stop. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolfe. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Givemetheven.com that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Dear Mr. Fancy. Good morning, everyone. It is. What time is it? 8:45. 8:46 and 18 seconds. There. Thank you, Mr. Atomic Clock. Let me. Sam, are you there? Yeah, I sure am. Do you have to ask your husband if you can sell your car? No, I met your wife. Well, you're a woman. Do you have to ask your wife? I mean, I have an old lady, but that's my old man. Oh, is he whiny like an old lady? Is he a whiny biatch? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I'm sure I don't have to ask him first, but if I did something, he'd probably whine and cry like a wife. Is he older than you? Yes. I could tell with your little sassy ass attitude that he's got like 15 years old. That he. That he's got like 15 years on you. And you just run him around because you think he's so lucky to be getting that young stuff that you get to just run over him. Is that kind of how it works? No, it is not. More like he's like a really big asshole, but I got it. We had to dump the a hole comment because that's not FCC regulated. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm glad that you're so comfortable that you feel like you can cuss with us, though. That's when we know we're friends. Where are you calling from? Yeah, you guys are awesome. Well, I'm actually trying to get to work right now. My energy, so. Okay. Driving away the 04 Civic with 214 on it. Truth. I mean, you know, stand back 15ft and make a three point shot in a trash can with it. It's. It's done. It's just nothing. Well, yeah, but I did just replace my alternator and my transmission. Stop, stop. Stop spending money on that car. Stop spending money on that car. Buy yourself a new set of boobs. Do not buy a new transmission. What I'm thinking about probably. I think I'm probably gonna cash card or just sell it so I can just car note and get a new one. Do that, do that, do that. Thanks for tuning in, babe. Gary07 Powerstroke. Six liter. How many miles? Good morning. 240. And listen, I want to tell you that I really enjoy listening to your 1970s porn music on hold. It brought back so many memories. You know, we dig into the tiniest of details to try to create the best experience for the listener. Where are you calling from? I am calling from Audie Murphy's hometown, Farmersville, Texas. Farmers real. Okay. 240 on the clock on a six liter, man. That's risky stuff. Is it a diesel? I mean, is it a leather or cloth? It's a lariat with dual captain's chairs. Leather. The driver's seat leather is in bad shape. Sure. I've got to see pictures of this one with this many miles on it. I'm thinking four to five grand off the top of my head because the mouse. Oh, lord, hit me. I hear you, John. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Where are you calling from? Do you have to ask your wife if you can do a transaction on your Automobile? I was 12 years ago when I had to. But not no more. Not since you grew up. It grew a pair. That's pretty much. Are you still married? Hell no. Oh, okay. This is real easy. Not no, but hell no. This is the opposite of the Dr. Phil show. Exactly. We promote 05XLR. What color is it? Black. Black. Oh, I know what it is. Look who you think you talking to dog man. I don't know what it is. Oh, it's a Corvette Cadillac, homie. Is, is it is average rough or clean condition? Clean. 15 grand. Do what? No, not even. Oh, and yeah, even I buy these cars. I'm high man at the auction all the time. Yeah, it's all good, you guys, but I can do better on my own. I mean I'm not really honestly trying to trying that where I have to sell it actually. I don't. Nobody is. They just want to and they just want a fair deal. They. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's been in my garage for like. I've used it twice the past year. I mean I've got a new truck, but that's just. It's just a toy. What's it take to buy it? Oh, probably minimal. Another 7, 500. Oh, God Almighty. When he talks about something else. How are you a cowboys fan? Do you like this weather? What are you wearing for Halloween? Was that. I mean, yeah, yeah, you're off the money on that one in our world. But that's fine. It's all good. Try me on a truck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 04 Chevy 3/4 ton with 144. Terry, is it a four wheel drive or two? Two wheel drive. Two wheel drive. Average rough or clean? Super clean. Four or five, maybe six grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And that goes for everybody out there. Give me the vin. You can load it up in our website. And then we fire off email, offer letters to you guys, we have a buyer's room in there and. Or you can just call and show either way. But that's what we do all week long is bid cars. Givemetheven.com. let me do this one real quick too, Judith. Is this a two wheel drive or four? Two wheel drive. Okay. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can see it since it's O2 with 220? Absolutely. Thank you, ma'. Am. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. All right, have a great day. Thanks. Do you have to ask your husband if you can sell his truck? I'm doing this for him. Thanks, Judith. Ivan, do you have to ask your old lady? No, sir, I don't. All right. You got a lot of miles on this thing. It's 5, 6, 7 grand.04 diesel dually with 270. This is high miles, High mile, Saturday, all day. Yeah. Okay, so back to Terry Hooter. Hoot dog. Hoot, doggy dog. So for. For those of y' all who missed it, we played Hooters Angerman from a year ago. When it comes to a guy that you work with. Yeah. He's an old friend who went to high school with me. He's our lead buyer in the. Gimme the VIN buyer's office. Okay. And he's so damn nice, I yell at him to quit being so nice. Yeah. I mean, who does this? I mean, this is me talking to him. Hoot, you've got the money, right? They got the cars. They want your money. We're giving it. You don't have to kiss their ass. Right. All the buyers get mad at me because I'm just, like, so raw. I'm like, you know, yeah, I couldn't work with you. I'm used to doing deals, you know, 10 grand, whatever. Move it. You know, Good news is I still got my money and you still got your car, where my guys are also nice. So I kind of stay out of there because I'm. I mean, I. I just. Well, I just. All this bs, all this talk and blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, I've been on the Internet. Yeah, the Internet's a big place. And. And, yeah, well, I've been in the auctions for five days a week for 22 years, and I know what this S is worth. And you and that website can go kiss my ass. You can't do that to customers. Well, yes, you can. They want to get treated like a dealer. I mean, I'm like the Soup Nazi. Do they really? Yeah. Soup for you next. I am the used car manager for the state of texas. For the entire public. I got you. And if they want to get in line, let's go. And I'll buy their damn car. One thing that the words got out, the money's good. We go hard, we go fast, and we pay. Right. But we're not all the bs and save that for somebody else. Okay, Back to hooter. I want to hear his drive. Yeah, so hoot started. He gets off the phone and he starts just railing in about this guy having to check in with his wife and want check in with his wife. So it picks up just about halfway in his. His buildup here. You know, it's okay. We was 13 a year ago. We're good at 13. What does it buy? Well, we're looking for 14, 15. Okay. Well, what for sure buys it. I said we can't get to 15. Is there any widow? I don't know. It's like you're selling the car. You what? You're just a. So he's saying his wife has to make the decision on life. Yeah. You know, and I get it. But if she and I are selling a car, we know exactly where the we stand. What do we want for it? X? What will we take for it? X. What number are we not gonna drop? Below x. So you're not gonna go in any. So either one of us could parlay a deal and get it done. You know what I mean? So you're not gonna go and they're scared of us. Is that what it is? Money? Because we're for real and they're chicken, man. Work it out. Otherwise. So he gets to tell them, stay off the computer. So, yeah, it's a mini blow up because I caught it a little late. But yeah, he just builds it up. That's what it is. So nice. He builds it up, builds it up, and he just. All of a sudden, it's like a steam train. That's nothing compared to that other one. That one was wonderful. That was venting to the highs of venting. John. I don't know what a 72 Chevelle Super Sport is with this 454. Was it an original 454? Yes, it's a numbers matching. So it's a real road. Is it like 70 grand or something? No, no. Huh. About three. Well, I saw one of those that Barrett Jackson brings. 70,000. Maybe it was a 68 and it was the one numbers matching, blah, blah, blah, blah. But this was 10 years ago. This one's all original numbers matching. I own an automotive shop. I'm a mechanic. This is an all numbers matching SS450 Ford car was bought originally in 1972 at Durand Chevrolet in Dallas. I've got all the prominence on the car, the original window sticker for it, everything. I just don't know them. But if you'll go to givemetheven.com I have a specialist that works with us and I push him all the classic car deals and then he contacts the customers and handles them. And if he makes a deal, he throws me a couple hundred bucks for the, for the lead basically. But yeah, I have a great guy that handles me. I just don't know him. I mean look, I, I told you 70 grand. He told me 30. I think I've proven that. I don't know. Yeah, it's really funny about, you know these, these cars are like, you know, what was it, what was it that, that Barnum and Bailey Barnum said that Ringling that there's a seat for every ass. You know what I'm talking about? You know, the thing is about the, these, the high end muscle cars is they're really worth. What if somebody's got a hard on for that car, you know? Now this one, I put it in 14 different shows and it has 14 first place. But you know what? They are hard to sell, dude. They're hard to sell. Every time I get a hold of one and I try to sell it, I've got. Oh, if it just had a different screw on the right wheel center, right. If it just had the vent on the dash, had that fifth little piece of plastic instead of six, right. Then it'd be worth a hundred grand more every time. I'm sick of it. I'm so sick of it. Yep. I've got a 77 Lincoln Town Car with 20,000 miles. I bought off some old lady and I think I finally got the right one. Really? Yeah. I mean finally. But you know, I always say that I've still got that 61 Cadillac pink one. I'm sending it to me is coming up pretty quick. And the other one is too. Okay. In my shop right now, it. Yep. Okay, thanks. Thanks for calling in. We'll start gear heading out and talking. Leroy Jones 05 Sierra with 150. If it's a, is a crew cab or extended, it's a crew cab. Average, rough or clean, it's clean. Five grand. Five grand? Yeah, that sounds pretty good to me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Say we'll hit this car at five grand. I told him it was a crew cab. So if it shows up as an extended cab, then we'll know why we have a difference. But I think I'd still buy it. It'll be fine. Five grand. If it's real, I'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cindy Hogg is on hold. Hey, skip her. Just put her straight to hold. Cindy's your last name? Really? Hogg? What's my last name? Yes. Hog. H O G G. Awesome. Were you. You know, I saw a yearbook in south Texas somewhere. There was a set of twins. Ima. And you're a hog. I'm not kidding. Were these descendants of yours? Well, let me just blow your mind because I'm. The guy I married is actually related to to the Hogs. He's that governor Hogg was his like great great, great great grandfather. There's really no era that there was an ima. Yura is a myth. So, you know. All right. You must have really loved. How old were you when you married your husband? I was 18, he was 17. His mom gave him over to me because she was done with his ass. You must have loved him to take on the name Hog. I mean, that's a commitment. Hey, I know this gal named A Assram. No, I swear to God. No, definitely. I swear to God. I was like anal sheath. I used to sit next to a guy named Harry Peters. He answers. Harry Peters. Harry Peters. Okay. What? What? What do you have, Cindy? What? What do you want to sell? I want to see what you want to give me for my 2012 Ford F150 Raptor, 6.2 liter. Is it a crew or is it a extended? It's crew, baby. And is it stock or is it modified? Oh, I gotta get a break. It's okay. Real quick, how many miles are on it? 63,000. 63,000? Could be about 30, 35 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I've got to go to break right now. All. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf hour number two. Good morning Saturday to you. Good morning. Beautiful, beautiful weather. Makes you want to run around naked in the woods. Actually, Cindy Schnapper, the old washed out rock and roll DJs here with us. Hey, Cindy. Hey guys from the Johnny Beat show. What are you this is your kind of. You're. This is your time of year. Innocent. I've been running around naked all week long. Guys. Did you go to the freakers ball this week in Dallas? The Eagle put on that. Yeah. Big heavy rock and roll show. I wouldn't miss it. How'd that go? I got seven. New Conquest. Seven Conquest. Conquest. Seven. New Conquest Saturday. What's that mean? Guys? Band guys. Rock and roll guys. Roadies. Hey, do you go for roadie or a bass player first? Anybody? Honey? Cinder snapper. Well, you want to give us the weather report real quick? It's good weather being naked outside, I'll tell you that. Even if you don't have a fence, people don't care. Yeah, if you're Cindy Snapper here's a flop for you. Oh, wait. Oh, man. That's what I do. Yeah. Good weather to be outside screwing. Look at this. Look at this. J.D. what? Yeah, just going like. Just going like animals. Hey, Blake. Good morning. You're in there. Away, Blake. Mustang. Blake. Don't be scared, Blake. We're here for you. Going once, Blake. Going twice, Blake. Going three times. Blake back on hold. Put. Just put Philip on hold. Philip. Phillip. Good morning. What you got? I got a 99Z 28 Camaro. Huh. It's a comfortable. Got the 5.7liter engine in it. 165,000. That's a lot of money. Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here. All right, we've got 411 posi track out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, sport over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some muscle. Yeah, man, that just ain't me. Blake, are you there? 04 Mustang with 18000 miles. That's me. Is it a Cobra? No, it's got. I told him it's had 117 on it. Oh, 117,000. He's dyslexic, man. Quit making fun of my people. It's got a 04 GT, Cobra wheels, Cobra hood, cobra front bumper. Runs like a rape tape. Got 14 gears in the rear. It's got a built TR3650 transmission and a COP catalytic converter. So it runs good on regular gas. Four grand. Four grand. Four grand, Blake. 44500 depending. Go to, give me the. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Raped ape. Is that. Is he related to Grape Ape? Which is. I think they. They're also related to the hog family. I'M and you're in that lady Cindy Hogg, a minute ago. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ready? Yes. Follow us down the RA. Yes. Yes. Tony. Tony. Romo's dad has come into the studio at 10 o' clock and even on a bye week, he is. Yeah. Is this a bye week for the guest? So is Romo going to start? I think Romo's dad has done endorsement deals around this gig already. Yeah, I think he sold the hell out. Well, yeah, on this show for a little bit. You are a star. So the debate. That is funny. You wrote that yourself? Yeah, we. I mean, I, I watched it. It was fine. Did you watch it? Yeah. It was the most presidential of the three so far, I guess. Three, no doubt. Yeah. The host did a really good job of keeping him reined in. Yeah, he was. And he kicked her in the, in the short and curlies a little bit. No, no, because normally they just dog pile on Donald, the moderators. Yeah, they would just kick him in the crotch. One and two did. No, but they did it both. But yeah, Chris Wallace was very. He, he. He hammered her. Donald had a chance to hammer her hard and he didn't. Which. On what? Putting her on point. On. On the. Did you hire people to wreck out my ral. I mean, he didn't really. I wish he would have rubbed her nose in the poo and beat her with a, with a newspaper a little bit more. Got the video. But anyway. What, what you think? Where do we have Rush on isd? We can ask Rush. You want to get him? Pull him up here real quick. I always like his viewpoint point on politics. God. Excellence in broadcasting network talent on load from Jesus. Right. Well, thanks very much, John. Be careful how you use the EIB logo. Yeah. Trademarked. I thought you and I were down like that. I think we could just loosely talk. Yeah, don't worry, we're still friends. Okay. What'd you think about the debate? I think it's coming under fire. Yeah. After this last debate and all the talk about whether things are biased on the left or on the right. I think people should keep a close eye on voter ID laws. Really? Obviously. They're of course under fire in Carolina and Texas and in Wisconsin. Yeah. To name just a few. But look, these activist justices on the Supreme Court are overturning reasonable polling requirements left and right. Yeah. Okay. In fact, in Kansas, a county judge blocked an order that said voters had to wear shoes. What? I don't think. And, but look, is it real? What kind of candidate would you expect a shiftless, wandering, shoeless person to support? Not a traditional GOP candidate, either one of them, really. I assure you, the inside scoop is that a lot of the immigrants flooding in for the last eight to 10 years. Yeah. Even though many can barely speak the king's English like you do. Are comprising crooked Hillary's attempt to bolster what many political insiders are calling the Zulu vote. The what? And. But. Don't scoff, J. I don't know that you're accurate here. We're talking about a perfect storm. Yeah. A tidal wave, if you will. Of what? Of more barely legal votes than you can shake a spear at. It's true. If they're legal, though. I just hope Donald Trump's message of reaching out to minorities in this country doesn't go unnoticed. Talk about a role model for the underprivileged. Yeah, Donald. Because if anyone understands the difficulty of maintaining dignity and self respect despite a less than lily white complexion. Yeah. And wild exotic hair. Yeah, he does. But look, brothers and sisters, Trump is our man. On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, El Rushmo talent on loan from God. Thank you, Rush. It's always a pleasure. He's awesome. He confused me this morning. Rush did. Can you translate what he just said? Basically, no. Bob, do you know what he said? I don't know. Is he talking about Puerto Ricans? Zulu? Vote Zulu. But. But the toothless or the. The homeless. What? What? I didn't understand what his. What? He's trying to. Sometimes it's best not to reiterate the picture that he's painting. I don't understand what he's suggesting. I think he's got a paranoia that's based in the 60s. Maybe he's thinking about a. Like a shoeless hippie walking into a polling place. Probably. Yet. Yeah. You know, I don't know he has that kind of mind. Yeah, he does. Hey, Robert. Good morning. How you doing? I. I have a good memory, and I remember being in the office. No, that was in the buyer's office. And we bid a 7,000-mile Dodge. This is a Dart, not a Caliber. Okay. It's a different car. Right. Because they were arguing with a guy over dodge caliber with 3, 000 miles on it. Wow. And I'm like, he wanted 12 grand. And I yelled. Just like I was telling you. How I'm too vocal. Right. Tell him he could have bought it cheaper than that new back in 2013. Yeah. Go have another drink. Oh, my God. So, anyway, so a 16 Dodge Dart what do you want for this one? I was looking somewhere around 13 to 14. These things really didn't take off. Did we buy that one from the credit union for 10, 5 or 9? 10 grand yesterday. I mean obviously it's not as new, but. Yeah. Does this thing have leather or anything good? No, sir. I'm having a hell of a time selling these. Nobody wants them. Same reason you don't want yours probably. You know, a dart was a muscle car of the 70s, then they roll it back out as a eco friendly, democrat tree hugger car. A little gas saving vehicle. Yeah, it's like a neon. I think it's worth nine, ten grand is the truth. Okay. Yep. And where you calling from? I'm calling from Alvareto, Texas. I know where that is. Good luck. May the force be with you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. How long is that Best of drunk Trump? Well, it's. There's three cuts, this is one. So about three minutes. It's not nearly long enough. Dude, I could listen to it. Oh, let's play it. I want to hear. We'll just jump right into best of drunk Trump. Oh, here we go. Okay. Did you do it? Hello. Wow, look at all the people up there. It's a big balcony. Hello, balcony. And we're gonna get rid of Cricket. I mean we're gonna get rid of that crooked woman. She's a crooked woman. Ohio, such an important state. Ohio. Ohio. See that plane? See that plane? That plane was built in America. So that's one of the kind. Sounds like my brother when he comes over during the holidays. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio is the call in number if you want to call in the show, get your car bid or just go to givemetheven.com. what's another one to do this meme. Well, that's right. Look at. Oh, Don't let him. Don't let him get tired House. Stupid are we? The world is laughing. Anyway, my economic agenda can be sunder. And I think you know what it is, right? What is my economic. What is it? Jobs. Jobs. I don't have to say it. It's jobs One. You want one more? No, I'll save it for later. Now we had four years to do that. I could listen to that all day. They had a coked up trunk. Did you ever do the coked up? Yeah, there's a couple. No, I haven't done us coked up because that's what she that that listener said coked up Trump was funny. They ought to do a coked up JCW replay. You got coked up Trump? Yeah, here's it. The other day they said on television Donald Trump was making a speech and it looked like he was sweating. It was 109 degrees in the room. What am I going to tell? It's hot in this room, too. Thank you very much. We love you, man. Thank you. Oh, that's good. How long is the next one? 10 seconds. I love it. Mayor Giuliani said, you're not going to believe this. Look at this. We have all of these new charges. Did you see it just came down today. We can do stuff. Some brutal stuff. I cannot read it to you, but the hell with it. Just trust me. It's real best. Too much fun with Trump. Too much. Good morning. Who's this be? I'm just grabbing a phone. I don't even know who's on it. Good morning. How are you? Good. Where are you calling from? New Orleans, Texas. New Orleans, Texas. New alum. Where's that? Is that next to Deep Ellum? Yeah, sure. Deep Ellen. Where's New Ellen? Near Brenham. Not far from Brenham. Are you picking us up down there on the buzz? Yeah, man. It's great, man. I listen to all the time. Hey, my question is, you know, I've got some large equipment I want to get rid of and your show seems great. Is there anybody that's doing that for like backhoes and dozers and that kind of crap? Yeah, I buy it. I, I don't, I don't talk about it much, but I've got a good. Yeah, I grew up a hillbilly running a D4, a D6, a 245 Cat, a Ford 755, motor graders, rollers, all the stuff. I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'll bid equipment. I'll buy construction equipment. You want them to email you at the website? Yeah, just go to. Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw w and it's right there and it'll go right to me. Perfect. Thanks, man. So you buy that stuff? Man, I buy all this stuff. I got this hookup down in Colombia and we take that stuff and we cut it. No, you don't. We bring it up. No, you don't. We cut it up and put it into airplanes. Can you hear me knocking? And we fly up here. I was only asking because he's got a lot of pretty girls around. None of it happened. Pick up some stuff. Yeah. Let's go. You got some big equipment. That's the worst that could happen. SHA 2010 Ford F150XLT. Two wheel drive, crew cab with 75. I'm just assuming that's the way it's equipped. Am I right? It's actually a FX2 Sport. Is it leather? Yeah. Did you call us yesterday and sell us this truck? I did not. Okay. My first time to call in. Does 10 grand buy it? Oh, no. Does 12 grand buy it? No, no. Hey, I'm bumping in $2,000 increments. Sit still. We'll get there in a minute. This 14 grand buy it? No, no, no. Does 16 grand buy it? Geez, no. I'm closer to the 20 range. Yeah. Is it four wheel drive? It's not, no. Does it have navigation, Sunroof and leather? It has leather, but not the other two. I think you're. What's your payoff, Sean? What's your payoff? Hello? What's your payoff? Oh, my. My payoff? It's somewhere. It's right around the 20. I mean. Yeah, that's right. I can't. Whatever you owe your bank has nothing to do with what I need to pay with the current market of a car. I do think the truck's worth 16, 17, 18, though. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com. good morning all Arkansas, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Houston, Dallas, Oklahoma City, and all you other some bitching rednecks all around the land. How the hell are you? We'll be right back. I beat CarMax offers to the extent that I will pay you $100 if I don't beat your CarMax offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars. At givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com push your information. We will email you an offer. If you've been to CarMax and have a current CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we do not beat it, we're gonna mail you a hundred dollar check. If you like money, you're crazy not taking up on that offer. We come to you with a check in hand. Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Morning, honey. How the hell are you? Bob, did you talk to. I gave you an assignment, a homework assignment this week, remember? Yes, I asked you. I even called you at work and said, remember? To call the Pizza Hut and prove that they are dyslexic and can't read. You know what? I tried two of those guys. Yeah. And they're very serious guys. Yeah. And I got very little reaction whatsoever. Adam couldn't make them laugh. Well, because they get pranked all the time. Amateurs prank Pizza Huts. I mean everybody does that. Yeah. You weren't supposed to make them laugh. You were supposed to prove to us that they could, not that. You said the order takers at the pizza joint can't read. Are illiterate with your words. Literally you said. John. Really? They can't read. So it gets common comical when we're trying to do this right order. I think that may be an isolated case of just my local franchise. Well, can you call your local franchise and get some audio for us? Well, I called two others and, and really, I mean Turley's got tape on it, man. It's. It's not funny. Yeah, but. But you called your local franchise or you were scared to call your local franchise. You were afraid that they were going to track you back and get in in the middle of your PC. Yeah. Cuz I'm a timid sword when it comes to prank calls. Hang on just a second. A 96 Cobra was 16 Matt. Is this like a ten thousand dollar car? You know, I don't know what the value is. So that's why I'm calling in. Do me, do me a fave. Go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number in and put a couple of pictures in. I'd be a liar if I said I bought a 20 year old Cobra in the past. You know, I haven't bought one in a while. But I. I like it. The thing is meant I like it and I want to buy it. Do you want to sell? Depends on what it depends. Honestly. Do you want to sell it, yes or no? It depends on the number, sir. Well, no joke that. No, no. Ask Sherlock. So if, if we can get together on a number. If you want to sell it, I want to buy it. So go to givemetheven.com Yep. Kathy? 11 Audi A5. Is it a Quattro? Yeah. Is it a premium plus? A premium or the premium? No, it's not the premium. Okay, there's a premium, a premium plus and a prestige. It's the lower one. The premium then. Okay. And does it have a stick shift or automatic? Automatic. What color? White. It's 15 grander if, if it's what you're saying it is. Yep. And I'll buy. If it's got more equipment, I will give more. So just go to give me the vin.com, put the VIN number in and push a couple pictures and we'll get it bought. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Gill and 08 Trailblazer SS with 70 if it's nice. I'm like a 12 grand buyer. N. That's still too low. Still. What's it take to buy it? I'm looking for about 18. Yeah, but it's got 70. Ain't got 30. Yeah, it's no way with an SS. I got a KN Air Co added to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How long have you had this thing? You haven't had it very long, have you? No, I got it. Picked it up in Kansas City, found it on the web. Paid cash for it and drove it back a dollar. How long ago? About a year and a half ago. Yeah, I like them when people have had them a while and had a chance to pay them down a little bit. But, you know, I may be a 13, 14, 15 guy. I need to see it go to. Give me the vin. So, Bob, we did not get any pizza joint illiteracy tape. No, I mean, we got. We got two long bits. Okay, Long bits. But. But you got. I see. Sex slave. The good calls and. And Turley will agree with me. The best prank calls you can do a right on the fly when somebody calls. You get telemarketers this time of year. You have. You have political survey people calling you up. That's the new scam. And you can really. And you can really strike Sparks man, in those conversations because they are motivated. They're trying to get some information from you. Oh, that's right. You're not coming to them. They're coming to you. Well, show me an example. Well, here you go. This guy's calling in. I don't even know what the hell he's wanting. Something to check my address or something. That's the wrong one, right, RO? Well, yeah, that's labeled. That possibly could be the problem there. Go ahead. And it's happened before. Vent here. We can get it because it's mislabeled. Wow. Interesting. Moving on. Nothing like a bunch of pros in the rodeo. Things happen. Hey, the possum. The sheriff's. Johnson County Sheriff's Possum rodeo is going on this Saturday, Turley, if you want to go run the barrels in that one. What? 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, radio. What have you Got things happen. Like, you know, you could be Samsung, have your phones blow up. You could be Apple there. So that's the newest thing. Samsung might not be the only big phone phone company facing phones that go. A new iPhone 7. Gutted a car in Australia. The driver said he's brand new. Seven. Seven days old. IPhone. Put it in his car, went out, did some surfing, came back, car on fire. So now sounds like an insurance job to me. That's detective, if it happens. Yeah. If it. This song sucks. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show. It does this on that I told Turley three weeks ago, but he must like it, so he keeps making us play. We had a lot of good hits, but this one still sucks. He's running out of lyrics, and all the people, they just like what we put out because if our other songs are good, Turley played this one, but. Oh, well. Gary, good morning. You're on the air. How you doing? I'm having fun. What color's your T bird say? Well, first of all, let me say I'm out in the garage tinkering and listening to your program because music doesn't do it for me anymore. Like that last song, your entry song. Yeah. Anyway, I've got a. I got a 2000, 2005 Thunderbird with 49, 000 miles on the original owner. You sound like you're straight out of Michigan or Detroit. Well, I'm from Cleveland originally. Okay, well, that's not that far because you got a Dallas phone number. Yes, I lived up in Little Elm. When did you un Yankee yourself? Well, I joined the air Force in 1976. Okay. And that's when I left Cleveland, and I've been all over the country. Cool. Well, we thank you for your service, sir. Did you get to bomb anybody in your. In your travels? No, I was. I spent most of my time bombed drunk off his ass. Hey, on your T Bird, is it a hard top or soft? It's both. It's got the removable hard top. I have the stand and the COVID as well. What color? Black, with a sand custom interior. It is. It. Is it special order? Does it have the piping around the seats? It does. Okay. 12 grand. 12 grand. 12, 12, 5. Yep. I bought a 3,000 mile yellow one the other day for 13. Well, that's yellow. Yeah. That's good. That pale yellow. Black is faster. Black is faster. Yellow is a girl's car. What's it take to buy it, lizard lips? About 18. Oh, God. You're. You're. I mean, you're. You're. You've been over at Jay Lee's Legacy this morning, smoking that ganja, getting your thinking all high in your mind. Higher. Eric. A 2000 grand Cherokee with 185. I don't want it. All right, all right, Trevor. A 99 grand Cherokee with 140. I don't want it. Yes, sir. It just ain't me, ma'. Am. Sorry, Lisa. Yeah. What's up, homie? Well, I've got a 2008 Super Duty, and it only has 41, 000 miles on it. It's a 4x4, okay? Good condition, white leather. And the leather's not cracked, even on the driver's side. Are you single? Are you single? No. No. Did you sound like a good woman? Yeah, I think I am. I'm picking up. I'm picking up a pickaxe and a shovel right now. Tarp, duct tape. She's driving a damn power stroke. She'll move the cows for you. She'll cook. Yeah, no, horses are my thing, but. What year did you graduate high school? What year did you graduate high school? What year did you graduate high school? Many, many, many, many years ago. I think it was 79. Okay, cool. Nice. So anyway, this is it a dually? Yeah. And does it have navigation or sunroof? It does not. Okay. But it's a leather. Leather, cloth. Leather, leather. And like I said, it's not even to close. Fact on the. I want to buy it. Do you want to sell it? Depend on price. I want to buy it. You want to sell. Depends on price. Okay. 22 grand. No. Okay, I tell you what. I will call you off the air or send you a message off the air. Okay. And we can negotiate. All right. Go to givemethevin.com. that's where we need to start with the VIN number in the pictures. You're starting at 22. I want to get it bought. Call me back or just go to givemetheven.com. yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio 4 diesel with 250,000 miles on it. Carries worth three, four grand, tops. Go to. Give me the vin.com. we'll look at it. And Josh, a 10 Wrangler with 62. You know, it ranges between 10 and 20, depending on if it's lifted, and Rubicon and sport and all that stuff. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up for me. Yes, sir. Thank you. The computer's right now, John, if you want to go to the audio or you want to go to. So we need to reset. Bobo was to get us some good prank calls this week from illiterate pizza delivery people, and he failed in that conquest. But. But he stumbled into a pot of gold, is what I've been told from a phone solicitor that he decided to flip on. Yep. Is that right, Bob? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, no, that's it. All right. Oh, My name is Evo, and I'm from the green certification. Evo. Okay. Evo. Evo. Okay. Yeah. And you're. You're with the what certification? Yeah, from the green certification. Okay. Okay. Let me tell you what happened here. Okay? Okay. I went to this swingers party. Do you know what a swingers party is? So. Okay, okay. I went to the swingers party, and me and my old lady hooked up with this other couple, and I have been locked in their basement for six months now, and they've got me handcuffed to a pipe. Can you. Can you get me out of here? Sorry. I'm just going to verify if all information we have here is correct, and then after that, we won't call you back until next year. That's it. Okay, but do you understand that I'm a. I'm a prisoner here. I'm a sex slave. So you're a prisoner right now? Yes. Are you a prisoner, and are you a slave? Yes. Oh, it's bad. You know it's bad. Well, yeah, I feel pretty bad about it myself, Ivo. Oh. I have to say for that, actually, the first. The first two or three weeks were pretty cool. And then you wouldn't believe that you get tired of. But you do after about three weeks. I'm tired, man. I'm tired. Oh. Oh. Just hold on. And I gotta call you back. Okay, Well, I mean, what are you gonna do? You gonna get me out of here or what? Yeah, just go. Just hold on. I gotta call you back. And I gotta. I gotta ask my supervisor that. Are your. The prisoner there that me to death here, Evo? Yeah. Yes. Hold on. I got to tell you that. Hold on. Yeah, just hold on. Just hold on. I got to go do it again. Just hold on. Okay. Okay. Bye. Just hold on. Oh, God. That's a good one. Great. That was better than illiterate pizza delivery people. Much better. What's your address? You know, it's fine for the first couple of weeks. The beautiful part is they called You. And you just snapped onto that. No complete ad lib, right? Yeah, completely good with ad lib. When that guy said his name is evil, you knew that you had something. Was it Puerto. Was he Puerto Rican? I don't know. Asian, I believe. Yes. Asian, Korean. Kind of sound like a Puerto Rican to me. Oh, man. We'll check out his voter card. 800-800-7234, Ben 05 Pathfinder with 170 on it. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. It's 2500, that's what it is. You want to get back to Johnny? Oh, land cruiser with 130 Logan. Two, three grand. Something like that. I need to see it, actually. I don't know what body style it is. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can look at it? Absolutely. Thank you, Johnny Football. Yes. You want to go do it? Go get him in after the break or you want to do it now? We've got four minutes. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Well, once again, we'll reset it. He's actually being sued. Johnny Football, Texas A and M, and Cleveland Brown, quarterback, being sued for $350,000. He rented this California mansion. He and his buddies trashed it. They left dog feces and doors broken and windows broken and mirrors. Sounds like my college girlfriend. Yeah. Really? He had one that. That like to break things up. Yeah, she's pretty spicy. And she wouldn't clean up after her dog, but go ahead. That's. Anyway, they left this house. You know, those dirty ones are the dirty ones. Yeah, I remember. All right, let me get them in here real quick. Johnny Football. Oh, Lord. Hey, Johnny. What is that smell? Hey, Johnny Mc Manzel. What's up, dog? Hey, John, man, what's going on, man? I heard you got some trouble in your old house in la. Like you broke the lease or something. Oh, no, man. Yeah. Wait, wait. What? Josh. Josh Gordon was supposed to take over the lease, but he couldn't because he. He's had to go away. Yeah. For a while. You know they're suing you for 350,000, right? That's why I left the groceries, man. What? Yeah. Like, we had like a cellar full of Dom Perry Neon. Yeah. And whole cases of almond Nutella, which is delicious. Okay. And just between you guys and me, the upstairs medicine cabinets, like, did you ever see scarface? Yeah, yeah. 100% chance of Blizzard, man. Okay. All right. No, I'm not adding value. Being able to say it's a Form of property of Johnny Football. So I got. So you left. So you left drugs and alcohol behind. You think that compensates? And the freezer's full of medical grade bugs. Medical grade? Like fresh flown in from Colorado. God. Oh man. You can get stoned and immaculate, man. And you think. So you broke doors and mirrors and stuff all around the house? No. Yeah, making a big deal because he's all mad. But that's cuz we wrestle all the time in the house. Just dig it, man. No, just professional athletes like myself. Johnny Football. Yeah. Gotta stay toned up and ready for the game. You're not playing anything. And it's also an awesome workout for rappers and strippers. What? And. And entrepreneurs. A wrestling workout. Our weed dealer, Clarence J. That dude could scrap, man. He's like got a backwards nelson. It was outrageous. Okay. Yeah, he's just grabbed me by the face. Oh, no. Oh wow. I forgot the first rule of Fight club right there, man. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Never mind. And they sit. They. They said that they like to wrestle with it. But what's up with this report that you left dog pee and poop all over the place and just looked like a bachelor party? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. My dog's a good dog. Well then what dog crept all over the house? No, that was my girlfriend Cinnamon. Oh, no, no. Because she's a SM smoking a hot swimsuit model for Low Rider magazine. Okay. Yeah. And she takes this fat blocker thing. Oh, no, no. To keep her bot off and it makes her leaks. All right, all right, stop. That's not appropriate. No, but it's not bad because it adds character to the real estate. Yeah, you're gonna think character the real estate when the lawyers get done. Johnny Football, thanks again for coming tonight. Ears. That schooling is not helping you. Smoke it down. 800. 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars right here on this radio station. Be right back. Everybody wants a guy in the car business. A friend. I'm your friend. Friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy. You can do it. It's your underwear. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. Hey Robbie. 97T bird with 20. Wouldn't 97 just the normal old T bird. It's a. A big size before they started making the little one. Can you go to give ground effect on it? Can you go to givemetheven.com so I can see it? I like the miles. I like any old cars with great miles like that. But I need to see the body style so I know what I'm looking at. Go to givemetheven.com put the video, the VIN and the pictures up and we'll bid it when I get off the air. Hey Jim. An 09 Cabela diesel stroker. Is it a 4 by? Yes sir. Is it long bed or short? Well, if it's a 250, it's a short bed. Is it leather or cloth? It's all leather. It's got Cabela fits into the seat. Does it have navigation sunroof? Yes. Is it 20 grand? Sorry? 20 grand. 20. 20. Nah, I got offered more of the what do you want for it? I like anywhere 30. But see the new body style came out in 11 with the better engine and that's what we're given for 100,000 mile. New body styles, a real good engine. No, it's not bad but the new. The new one's the dog. The the 2011 and newer is the is the S. It's the best. This truck's low 20s. That's what it's worth. 800, 807, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Hey, we need to do. We haven't done one of those games in a while. A game kind of game. A game show game. You know where we play the songs real quick and they guess what. What? Oh, little clip songs. We are on rock FM stations and country. What do we have to give away? We got a grab bag here. Turley gave me. Whoever wins this, call in 800800 radio and guess these songs. How many I've got. I've got five songs. Five songs. Iron Maiden in Devo 2 DVD disc. Toby Keith greatest hit something 10 something Playboy. I'm not giving this away. Dude, what is the playboy? This is my old stash. They quit making these, Turley. Well, I'm just grabbing stuff. You said we used to have the Playmates in all the time. They'd give us the Playboys. We're not giving away that. You're gonna. We can give this away. The apple. I mean, what is this? Beatles double disc White album. Yeah. Jenny McCarthy. What are you gonna do with this? I'm kidding. I'm not gonna give that away. Bobbo gave that to me. No, we've got a grab bag full of all kinds of DVDs and stuff. So 800-800-7234. If you think you're a musicologist, go ahead and dial it now. It used to not show in Playboy. Go ahead and. Go ahead and dial it now because Turley's gonna play these clips. First person to get it wins is 90s music. Hit it run. Hit it run. It's hard. That's hard. That first one's short. I know that song well. That first one and it's so short I don't know if they're going to get it. Do it again here. Okay, slow down. So we've got five songs. You've got to listen to the quick hits of these five songs and hit the band. And the name. So of the band. I mean of the song. The five songs, the name of the song and the name of the band. There's a 30 second delay on us and then another delay. There's two minutes worth of delay. So call in now and it'll be a minute before people start answering. Man. One more time. I got one of them. Yeah, Only one. Ice, ice, baby. Hey, don't give it away. We got that one. Here we go. What's that one with the dog barking? If you were musicologist, you know it. Hey, that first song, can we play that in a minute? Because now it's got me wanting to hear it. Okay, 800-807-2,3,4. If you want to win about five CDs and DVDs and you know the answers to that, start calling in now. I'll take a few phone calls for car stuff. Melody 07 Diesel 160,000 mile four wheel drive Chevy. Is it leather? Cloth leather. Average rough or clean? Do what? Average rough or clean condition. It's clean. Is it? I'm thinking 10,000. These high mileage diesels, we've got to have the VINs. We've got to have the pictures because they vary so much in condition. And I believe you when you say it's clean. My. My radio number is 10,000. I need to see it and see the VIN. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up for me? All right, thanks. 06 Malibu LS with 26 and leather. 06. That's the old body like bobbos. So it's not worth as much. Alfred, is it three thousand dollar car? Pardon me about three grand. Where are you calling from? Port Arthur. Port Arthur. Three grand. Three grand. 09 Pontiac G6 with a buck 12 Anthony G6. Is it the four cylinder six or the six cylinder six? It's the two force. Force under. Okay. Average rough or clean? Clean. Two to three thousand, depending on condition. Okay, I'll load it up and send it over to you. There you go. Give me the vin.com. where are you calling from? Chris? Chris, you there? I lost him. Hey, oh. Eight Chevy Silverado with 200. Is it four wheel drive? Is it what? Is it a four wheel drive? No, it's two wheel drive. That makes them a lot harder to sell. I know you guys don't believe me and you look in auto trader and see when you know. Well, they're asking xyz. I'm talking when you get in these big miles, it's night and day. It's like half price. Really. The desirability factor of the two wheel drive, high mileage, diesels versus the forest. Like 50 more. Yeah, just off the cuff, man. I'm five grand. I need to see it though. It's 08. So it's a new body. It just all depends on. Just forget what I'm saying because I need to see it. I can't bid this car without 200, 000 mile. 08 Chevy. Go to givemetheven.com and load her up. Put him on cold. Okay, put five on hold. Thanks. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. Put him on hold. LED zap. Go ahead, call. Are you there? You got the first guess. Put him on hold. Quicker guys. I need them. He had Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd. He had none of them, right? I mean he was like, let me play it again. He's still looking at the black light, illuminated stars on his ceiling. Yeah, this is 90s music. Okay, let's grab this one. Good morning. What's your guess? You there? Hello? You're on. You're on the air. What's your guess on those songs? Before you say that, let's play him again real quick. Go Turley. All right. What you got, boss? Oh, what's going on, man? Yeah, I just randomly heard y' all in the air and I was just kind of curious what my wife's truck would be worth. Okay, well, I gotta put you on hold for a sec. Because right now we're playing this stupid song guest thing for CDs. Stupid? What's stupid? I came up with it. I call it stupid. Good morning, you're on the air. Are you guessing the songs or want to sell your car? No, I'm trying to sell a car. Oh, everybody wants to do the car thing, man. They want money, John. They don't want a Toby here. But I don't want to do that all the time. We'll throw the Playboy magazine in. That's all I do all the time is cars, cars, cars. I get on this show to have fun and all you people want to do is talk about freaking car. There we go. See what you see what you people have done? Look at the notes on all these. There's 20 people on hold that I'll say car, car, car, car, car, car, car. Are you calling to guess the songs? Are you a car person? Please play with us. Hey, it's you. Hello? Yes, sir. Yeah. What's your. What's your deal? I've got a 2008 Silverado. I don't know what you got. Call a piece of junk. Yeah. How many hundreds of thousands of miles are on this one? Piece of. What's the mileage? 2, 7. Oh, I accidentally hung up on it. It is a high mileage day. No kidding. Who's this? Are you. Are you a car person or a music person? Oh, he's another car person. Halfway to the moon. So I can't do. I can't do a non car deal on my show. It won't work. No. Well, you gotta. You do this whole thing to get these cars, then you about it. You know, I have. I do live with my wife. I learned from the best. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Such as this car. Play it one more time. Somebody guess it. I'll play longer. There you go. It's a little longer there. That's a little longer. I don't think anybody's gonna get the first one. I would. All right. It's got to be from the 90s, folks. Yeah, 90s. So you millennials. If that's what you call us. No, Gen X. I'm not a millennial. Gen X, Yeah. Good morning. Are you cars or music? Well, I am calling and wondering, do y' all buy campers? We do. Absolutely. I have a camper dealer that I work with. If you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it in, I'll reassign it to he and he'll call You. He knows the campers like the back of his hand. He bought five last week. Campers are campers. RVs, big buses, million dollar coaches. No joke. I mean, they do the whole gamut. What's your payoff on it? What I've noticed is all these people are buried in their campers. Are you buried? Okay, cool. Go to. Give me the VIN dot com. 1978 Airstreams. What it is. All right. He'll buy it. He'll damn sure buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Where are you calling from? Okay. Granbury, Texas. That's not too far. We'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3. Look at this, look at this. All cars. It's just like everything. When you say you don't want something, they all. That's it. Here they come. We got songs. There you go. Hey, I got you. You're on the air, babe. Yeah, Okay. I was just gonna guess the songs, but I don't know. I don't know the titles, but I know the album or the artist part of that now. Okay, first one, Nirvana. Okay. Next one. Okay. The second one is Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam. Correct. Yeah. Nirvana is incorrect on the first one. I couldn't get that person. I was felt and confident. So the second one, Pearl Jam. The third one, 3:11. Yes, 3:11. And the fourth one with the dog barking, I was tossed up, but I was gonna say Jane's Addiction. No, Close, close, close. In the last one, of course. Vanilla. Vanilla. Gay Vanilla. Yeah, Right. And I got that one. We got two out of five, so. So we have number two is Pearl J. Number three is 3 11. And number four is Vanilla Ice. You know, his niece literally works for us. When you sell us your car, she. If Megan calls you Razer, she is Vanilla Ice's niece. Like, not once removed. I mean, he's a nice guy. I interviewed him when he was doing his show on tv. Who's this? Hello? Hello? Yeah, are you Cars or songs? Songs. Okay, tell me. Number one. Aerosmith. No. Damn, Turley, you're making it too hard. Number two, Pearl Jam. Which one? Do you know the name that is? I can't remember the name off top of my head. We're have to dumb this down. Yeah, you should make an 80s movie. Nothing against you. We're just learning as we go. Okay. Number well, you've missed too many. You're gonged off the stage. Next guy. Hello. Songs. Hi. Yep. Hello? Yeah, go ahead. Where are you calling from? Hey, I was talking about the music. Where. Where. What city are you out of? I'm calling out of McKinney right now. Okay, tell me, number one. You there? A few others. Yeah, I'm here. What's the first one? First one. I have no clue. No clue. That is correct. No clue is correct. You're a winner right now. What's the next one? The next one. Is there any way you can play it again? Because I was just, like, going, yeah, you want me to play the first one, too? Play the whole thing. All right, here we go. Hold on. Fire. Okay, number one. Did you get. Do you have number one yet? Yeah, I still don't have number one, but I know. Like, it sounds like Pearl Jam, Vanilla ice, of course, 311. It sounded like maybe Jane's Addiction in there, too, and they're always going so close. You're. No, no, you're. You're off. Okay. This guy, I think he's got number one. I think we finally have a musicologist on the air with us. Go ahead. Is that me? Yeah, that's you. Yep. I got. I think the first one. Soundgarden. Yeah, that's the best one, actually. What's number two? I'm driving, so I didn't write them down. I think number two is Pearl Jam. Yes. And then 311. Yep. And then Beastie Boys. Yeah. And the last one was Vanilla Gay. Vanilla Gay. We have a winner. I'm gonna put you on hold. Where are you calling from? I'm in Pennsylvania. All right, well, good. We'll ship you all this crap, and then it'll have rust all. It'll have rust all over it before it gets there. Beautiful. All right, thanks, wzzo. Took a Yankee to figure it out, huh? Yeah. All right, well, good. So let's play. Let's go out. We got to play the spot, don't we? Yeah, I'll just do it. Call us at 800. 800 7234. Give me the VIN. That's not pretty news, is it? Oh, that is pretty news. Okay. We want to buy your car. We'll beat the CarMax offer. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we owe you a hundred bucks. Just send us a picture of your CarMax offer. Give me the vintage dot com. I'm the used car manager for everybody. You know, you go to the dealership and. Well, we got to go to the used car manager, and we're going to see what he says. Well, guess what. I'M the used car manager for you. I'm the used car manager for the world. I'll buy them right now online@givemetheven.com. tell your friends, tell your family, and it'll be the smoothest transaction you've ever seen in your life. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the world. Radio right here. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. Dustin, I'm on the radio. You turn it on. Quit calling me while I'm on the show. Hey, good morning, everyone. Was that a guy I've known forever? What's he doing calling me when I'm on the air? I've been on the air for 10 years during this slot. What if it's an emergency? It's not. He's just an alcoholic. He just woke up. Okay, Fred, Good morning. You're on the air. That feeling. Yeah, you do? Yeah. Hey, Fred. Yes, Sir, Cadillac Escalade 09 with 116 navigation, 22s and sunroof. Say one more time, sir, does it have navigation? Does it have 22 inch wheels and does have a sunroof? It has navigation, has sunroof, has the entertainment package and it has 24 inch wheels on it. Oh, you hooped it up big time. Do you still have the factory 22s? I do. I would rather have those. And you go sell those, those 24 somewhere else. That'll be fine. 15, 16 grand is what I'm thinking. Okay. Yeah, because I had an offer. A guy had made me an offer. He said, let's see here. Trade in or straight by? Straight by. Okay. I got a, got a text here. He said, he said 17:5. Well, let's see it. I thought it was worth a little. Give me the VIN number. Go to go. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and let's take a look. And if 18 grand will buy it, then I'll try to buy it. I buy these all the time. Hey, where are you coming from? Where you calling from? Beaumont. Beaumont. We've got a drop center in Beaumont, Texas off 11th Street. 800-800-7234. Good morning. And as promised, we have Tony Romo's father who is in the studio this morning. Yeah, yeah, we got to hold on me. I got to always got to get the call out for him. He won't walk in the studio unless we do it. That's racist. Than your senior wolf. Mr. Romero. Good morning. I have been Wanting to say this to this thoroughly for a long time. Yeah. Why always play the mariachi music? Yeah. When I am a fan of Charlie Pride. Okay, Sorry, didn't know that everyone know this about me. So what's on your mind this morning? What? What? I've heard that Antonio Romo is getting traded to the Denver Broncos. Are you. Are you going to go up and do the Rocky Mountain High and smoke the medical grade and just be a cold Mexican on snow skis? I'm glad you asked me this. I think we should attempt to dispel many of the while the imaginative rumors surrounding the current quarterback controversy in the Vaqueroso organization. What like one of the websites you see on LA Interweb. Yeah, the. How do you say the WikiLeaks. WikiLeaks. Yeah, WikiLeaks say he have talked to John Elway about being traded to La Denward Broncos but this is not true. Okay. Even if he have get offered, Tony cannot live in Colorado because as you know, with his Polish heritage he is very dangerously accident prone. And Colorado have the slippery snow. Slippery snow and much too many high places that he could fall off of. And now they have the legalized merger Juana por los recreational. Right, right. And his poor mother would worry sick that he get high and injure himself. Mother's worried. Okay. And also he already have tendency to gorge himself on the carnal's delicious Kentucky Fried Chicken. Pronounce some weight, I think. And you know what the great Vincent Lombardi says? No, tell me. A fat quarterback is nobody's hero. And the same go for all of the stories you see about Tony playing for the Jets. He never said that. And the Rams, the Jets are not for him because as his mother say he have wrong a skin tone for New York Green. And Los Angeles obviously have no money to pay his contract. Jace. Yes, it makes sense. The Colosseum is falling down and best coach they can afford is Jeff Fisher. To this Tony said please and no thank you. But in this time Antonio is all but ready to go. Okay. We have been practicing with a dedicated receiver for three weeks now. His younger brother Jaime runs the route and Tony hit him. But poor Jaime is no desert Bryant. He always catches the football. Antonio hit him anyway. And I think that confidentially every time Tony think about his job and how little wannabe loose Cannon Kunas, Hillbilly Dakota Prescott, what have I taken his place? I don't think that's he throw harder. And Jaime have many horrible painful bruises on his back and arms and his head and his shoulders and really poor Jaime have bruises all over his body. Right. Because Tony throw a football 71 yards per hour. Wow, 71 yards per hour. This is very fast. I don't know that that's a speed because you can throw a baseball 100 miles an hour. But the football is 11 inches long. Yeah, an oblong shape. It is. And weighs a pound. Much like Tony's helmet when he was a little quarterback. Oh yeah. So poor Jaime is doing his part to help Tony to get back on the team. But without this Bryant, it should be questionable. We got a scoop. So this week he only practiced with Heim. They hurt his brother and then he enjoyed delicious bucket of kfc. I need to know from the horse's mouth. Is Tony Romo going to play against the Eagles in two weeks? His dad should know. He. He will not at this time. Unless Dakota Prescott have horrible accident. No, he's not going to have an accident. And not that we hope for this, but our prayers are between us and the holy Virgin Mother Mater. We're on a wing. We have confidentiality clause. Okay. For this time. As always, thank Tony Romo's dad. You're always welcome. Absolutely nothing. Please be careful with your children. Tyler. A Nissan Juke SV with 29 is like 8, 9, 10 grand. Go to givingtheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it Omar at 05 King Ranch with 107. Is it a four wheel drive or two? Two wheel drive. Leather. I mean of course got leather. Does it have navigation, Sunroof? Yeah, no navigation, no sunroof. Does nine grand buy the truck. That should. Okay. All right. Go to give the vin.com and sell it to us. 07F350 with 151. Scott, go to give the vin.com and load it up. We'll be right back. Un momento, por favor. While we eat the delicious bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. My name is John Wolf and I buy cars right here on this radio station. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, A friend. I'm your friend in the car business, John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. $100 guarantee. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we will mail you a check for $100. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear. But it was all that I could do to keep from crying. This is the John Clay Wolf show. You know, Shane, what we've learned is classic rock. People enjoy this, too. Oh, man. That's music, baby. Come on. Thirteen, FJ Cruiser with 57, John Whitaker. Good morning. Good morning. Where are you coming in from? Houston. Houston. Houston. Houston. Is this fj? Is it lifted or is it stock? Is it normal? Is it leather? The trail teams. I don't know what that means. Have extra crap on it. Is that what that means? Yeah, it's got extra, you know, suspension and chalk. Does 25 grand buy it? Not quite. Does 26 grand buy it? No, not quite. Just 27 grand buy it. You're getting close. No, I'm past close. You got 57,000 miles on now. This old girl ain't got 20 on it. It don't get greedy. Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. Yeah, daddy. So one more time. Does 27 grand buy it? All right, you want 29? Well, I gave 30 for a 14, 000 mile one the other day, but it's not. The trail teams do this. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me see the pictures of it. Let me see how sexy it is. Show me some leg. Show me some side boob. Let me fall in love with it and I'll try to buy it. Sounds good. Thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. So where's Bob Kingsley? Y' all were bringing in Bob Kingsley? You know what? We were. We were. But he. These tied up with Chris Stapleton. Little big town. Luke Bryant, Big show tonight at. AT&T Stadium. So that's what you're into him. You got some pipes, man. Seriously, dude. Dr. Shane is a buddy of mine. Daryl's and Bob's and here. He's in town. We went to dinner last night. He's thanks to you. And you bought. We can't thank you enough. Thank you. He's the. He's a lifelong morning guy in Florida. Panama City. Yeah. Does he have some pipes? Great place. It's like he's got a person living in his throat. But here's the deal. We're on the. You know, same thing. We were listening, driving in on. On the interstate, which, by the way, is backed up because they're working on this bridge out here. But I'm on 9252 in Panama City and I'm listening to the show and people calling in with these. These cars. You're Making great offers. You're making great offers. And you know in your mind, these folks, you think it's worth 10. You're offering three and four. If you don't jump on that, you're crazy. You're buying these cars without seeing them. Right. You're giving a great price, man. We've been doing a long, long time talking to him like Mike Rowan's steroids. The guy from Deadly. We were going to have Bob Kingsley do the countdown, cuz JD's my fake Casey case. What? Yeah. Then we need to do the top 10. We need to do the top 10. But I was wanting to have Casey Kasum and Bob Kingsley get into an argument. It is a. It is. I will tell you, a busy weekend for Bob Kingsley. It. It really is. Well, Luke Bryant. I can't. Zombies. Oh, God. So it is time for the top 10. At 10, I guess we. Good morning, Johnny. How are you, sir? I'm good. My God, I love this guy's voice. He should do a countdown. Wow. You're awesome, dude. Okay. Hey, we're doing the top 10 things. And actually, this is kind of fun. John helped me with this list this week. Yeah, can we say that? We can. All right. This is the top 10 things that Donald Trump. Trump will do when he becomes president. Number, number. The machine's working. Number one. Number ten. You. Number ten. Give to number ten. It's not working, man. We're so professional. Give the WikiLeaks guy a cabinet position of Internet badassery. Number nine. Top ten things Donald Trump will do when he's president. Number nine. Have Pink Floyd's the Wall as his inauguration song. Oh, eight. There it is. Grant immediate work visas for Mexican border town ladies of the evening. I said prostitutes, not ladies of the evening. Casey changed it for you. All right, number seven. Thank Howard Stern for all the backdoor campaign advice. Green light a new reality show for Fox called Celebrity President. And then bring in Congress one by one. Build a new White House that's much, much better, nicer, and bigly. Number four, get some bad hombres to start working on his reelection campaign. Join with Russia and become the first super duper scooper. Pooper power. All right. Hillary doesn't get to pass go, but she does go directly to jail. And number one, finally get those damn hair plugs. Ladies and gentlemen, the top 10 things Donald Trump will do. Winning the president. Good morning, Steven. To keep reaching for the stocks. Thanks, Casey. Good morning, Stephen. Hey, man, I just want to call. You know, I'm glad you guys are on 94.5 in Houston, Texas. I listened to you when you were on the other station. Yeah, but I love the show, man. I, I called in about a year or so ago, said you guys need to get a show on the road. You guys are. Make the show fun, man. You guys are a bunch of smart buds, sarcastic, you got a good business going, but more. You sound like more an everyday joke. But you got to get that show, man. Get that road show out there. Are you talking about weekdays? Have a good. No, no, no. Even on a, even on a Saturday. He wants us out. Oh. He wants us to come to a remote Houston. You know, we might. We've been working with the cooking team. They called and asked if we'd come down to the Houston rodeo and do a live there. And I think we're going to do that. Is that in? No. December. When's the Houston Rodeo? February. March. I've never done a live in Houston. I've been on the air and for six years in Houston. I need to get down there, meet you guys. So we did it in a boat show. You need to find now, now grab a restaurant. You know how like those sports shows do. Drink. Grab a restaurant. Hey, we can drink that Saturday morning. I hear you. Because I'm a little hungover and a hair of the dog would not hurt me one bit. John doesn't drink unless he's with somebody or by himself. That's the only time he drinks. That's it. Shane, how many years have you been doing this? Since I was like 15. Wow. Yeah. Where'd you start in radio? Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Today at 2:30. The Alabama cramps and Tide and the Aggies. Yes. Oh my God. Oh yeah. Big game for the Aggies. Huge game for the Aggies. Are you a Bama fan? Yeah, I went to the University of Alabama for a long time. It was about two weeks. Now you fill in for Kingsley every once in a while. When I have one time for Bob. What's that like how many listeners does he have? Oh my gosh. It's like, like 378 stations worldwide. It's insane. Really. And a great. Let me say something about, about Bob Kingsley. He is the voice of country music and will always be the voice of country music. He is just in, in a great guy. What a nice fellow. Huge heart and loves the industry, loves country music. I'm looking for him at Bentley right now and I, I kept telling me he needs a roles. He's like, man, I live in Weatherford, Texas. Radio Pace P Some people. Yeah. He said I just can't drive a roll so I'll catch too much grease. But yeah, you won't get any from a Bentley. That's kind of what I thought. Well, if you're gonna be a, if you're gonna be go big, let me tell you what I'm, what I'm looking for right now. And you may, you may just be the man. I'm hearing right now that these Ford Broncos, the 70 model Ford Broncos, what, you can buy them for 3, 4, $5,000 then, then re. Then rebuild them. I'm seeing them going for 50, 60, $50,000 once they've been built from the ground up. And, and I would love to invest in something like that. The last one I bought, I gave 18,000 for. And it was a six. Was it a 70 Bronco? That blew it? So we sell it at the auction, the guy's happy as a lark. Yeah. And then when I'm leaving the sale that day, two hours later, I see him on the side of the road with the axle. It came out of the planetary gears and the tire came. Oh man. And that's what you get when you buy an old car. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, just make sure you love it. Cuz these old cars, they will not stay running. They just won't. Yeah, they, they, they. I mean that thing had the best resto in the world. Literally. The axle just came right out of it. It's just, ah. And these muscle cars just haul them everywhere. They, they won't stay running. I bought a 61 Cadillac the other day. It was great. My wife wanted to take her friends out in it. And it, they made it about what, six miles? Six miles down the road. Pretty pink Cadillac. Well, I gotta tell you, Dad's got a 1966 Ford Fairlane GT with a 428 Cobra jet on it. And it's black with a white racing stripe down the bottom. And it is a bad boy. It is so much better when you say it. Yeah, I think you could say. And the reason why I say it was a bad boy because I never knew growing up where dad was at night. He was always gone at night. He was, he was hauling liquor. He was hauling liquor from Tuscaloosa to the Walker county line. Selling moonshine. I was a kid, you know, I didn't know where my dad was. Why was daddy gone at night? He's running liquor. That's greatness. So when you do the Countdown show, can you, can you, can you fake it for me? Oh, no, no, no, no. I just. I just did it. I'm just. It was. I just felt in for Bob. It was just, you know, counting it down. It was. I've done it one time and Bob's a personal friend and we tried to get him in this morning, but it was impossible. The big show tonight. So Luke Bryan's a big show? No, no. More so Chris Stapleton. We really. I really like Chris Stapleton and Little Big Town. They can fill out. Jerry World. I think it's sold out. If I'm not mistaken. It is sold out. Really? In full swing. Catch on. It might catch on again. It just might. It's trying to. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 723-800-800 radio. Please put Linda on hold. Erica. 16 Tundra. Is it a 1794 edition? No, it's not. Is it SR5? It's. Yeah, the SR5. Crewmax. Is it a four wheel drive or two? Two wheel drive. I can quote it on the air, but I would rather quote it after I pull the vin because with something next to new like this, that's that close to an new one. The rebates change the market. I need to spot check the rebates on the 17s and the 16s before I quote you. Okay, I got you. Where are you calling from? Houston. Houston. Got it. What do you. What are you looking to trade into? I don't know. Think about going to an F250. Okay, I can hook you up with that, too. Thanks. Go to givemetheven.com and that goes for everyone. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. And we will get you an appraisal emailed to you. A cash buy it now offer. And that's what we do. 800-800-7234. We're fixing to lose Dallas and Houston. Ready? Oklahoma city. Yeah. But no 975 in Houston will carry us for the next hour because they carry a different part of Houston, that ESPN station. And if you're on the far west side of Houston, you won't get it. But if Middle East, Houston or. Or towards Louisiana, you will. But the rest of you guys are staying hooked. What else do we have today that we haven't covered? Roll Tide. Wow. He had to get that in. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh. Still on the isdn. Rush. I want to talk to Rush real quick before we go. Rush. John. Yeah, still here. Still. Brilliant. Are you still. Still popping lewds or whatever it is you do? I Actually just had to have a Vicodin. Okay. Do you have a cocktail, little martini with your Vicodin on a Saturday morning? Occasionally I do. Well, who is gonna win the election? Because we're coming down to the wire. What's going on? And what do you think about the last round of this? Who's going to win at this point? Yes. Just. Just 18 days to go. Right until President Donald J. Trump breezes into the White House. Breezes. Perfect hair and all. Yeah, perfect. He's a big hero of mine. Is he? Look. What? J.D. yes. I've decided to give my support to the Donald J. Trump campaign. You're putting all your weight behind him. And I've donated 150 milligram Vicodins. Oh, God. To the cause. He needs to relax. He doesn't. Oh, seriously, look. Seriously, he doesn't. He needs to. To chill out. Stop saying nasty woman. And with that, he can win. Okay, Rush, we appreciate you coming in. Pleasure to meet you, man. Talent on loan from go, everyone. We're losing. You can go to gimmetheven.com and grab the podcast at the bottom bottom off of itunes or stream us off iHeart for the next hour. We will see you next Saturday at 8 o'. Clock. Everyone else, stay hooked. Hour number four is in the works. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com. tell your friends, tell your family, we're the best damn car buyers in all the southwest United States and northeast. Too. Foreign. You trying to get laid? From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800-800-radio or log on to gowolf.com Is this your anniversary? Clay Wolf trying to get some woman credit. I love this song, but I think Charlie's trying to get some. My wife wouldn't listen to this. It's not even really a romantic song, John. It's kind of melancholy. Hey, Jeff Constant. Hold on just a second. I'm gonna take you just a minute. Good morning. Who this be? What you got? Yes, you. Hello? You there? Is my collar button. Yeah. Hey, Ed, what you got? I got a 99 Dodge Ram, 1500 4x4 Sport yellow, black leather interior, 136 on it. How nice. On a scale of 1 to 10, because most of these are junk. I'm not calling yours junk, but as you know, most 99 trucks are wiped out. Is this one pretty sweet. Pretty nice. A few cracks on the dash and a little hail damage because we are in Wylie. Okay. There was no little hail damage in Wiley. All or nothing, dude. That's the hail that knocked holes through roofs. So is it beat? It's got some. It's got some hail, but I'm gonna hit it for a thousand dollars over there. I need to see the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com so we can figure out what we've got. All right, thanks. Thanks, Jake. 074 Runner with a Buck and a half. Is it a Limited or SR5? SR5 average. Rough or clean? Amazingly clean. 555. 6. Yeah, I. I know kind of where you are on it. I actually submitted it a few weeks ago. Okay. I actually just had a. I had a question for you. All right. Whenever you go to. Give me the vin.com and put it in. Whenever you say you want to sell it or trade it, Right? Whenever you say do you want to sell or trade? I was wondering if you guys. We have a relationship. What city are you in? I'm actually in Minco, Oklahoma, just southwest of Oklahoma City. Okay. I don't have a dealership. I got a. I used to have Wolf Ford, Wolf Dodge and Wolf Chevrolet. And I quit all that to do this. But I have a relationship with DNM Leasing, and they have 140 agents. It's the largest leasing company United States. And we can trade you into any make, model, brand of new car there is cs. They do have some used to. Yeah, they have used@dallasleasereturns.com does it help? Okay, well, yeah, that definitely helps. I. I may resubmit as a trade maybe, but we'll just. On the text string that you have going with my agent or the email, say. Say, hey, send me to the leasing, get me a quote on my new one, and then they'll assign it to DNM and DNM will call you. So you all right? Because your. Your files already blocked built in our system. Jeff, good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Hey, how you doing? I'm good. Where are you calling from? I'm calling from Abilene, Texas. Well, let's. Let's just get down to brass. Text Mr. Jeff. I see on my call screen comments it says heat case, which means you're an unhappy camper. And most people would dodge a heat case. But I'll put them out on the radio so we can. We can work this out. Tell me what's got. Got a burr under your saddle. Jeff. Jeff. Yes, I called y' all about three months ago. Two months ago. I've got a 2015 Tacoma. Okay. And I've got 8, 500 miles on it. I put a grill guard on it. This thing's in perfect shape. Okay, so y' all coin. Y' all coin me a price of 28, 000. I mean, this truck's worth at least 30, you know, 32. Okay. Okay. All right. So are you just wanting to sell it or you want to trade it in with somebody? Come on. No, I want to sell it. Is it. Is it a crew, max? Is it. Does it have the big back door or the small back door? Crewmax or double cab? Got four doors on it. I know it, but does have a big back door. There's a big difference. You can walk in it, you can. Okay, camp in it. You can do whatever you want. Is it a limited? Is it a 1794? Is it a platinum or is it a SR5? They open, they close. No, it's not a full five. What is it? It's got. It's got four doors on it. Wow. Okay. So does it have leather? No, it ain't got leather. All right. Is it a four wheel drive or two? All right. It's got no miles on it. Is the grill black or chrome? Black. Is it a base model? I don't know. What's it take to buy it? I don't know. About 32,000. What if I came up to 30, would you. Would you still not sell it, but you wouldn't be mad anymore? No. Yeah. See y'. All. Y' all. Record me a project. 28,000. Well, I just said, what if I gave you service? I'm looking for about 32, 000. You know, it's. It's. I mean, this thing's perfect. It's only got four doors, though, man. Well, so you asked me how many doors are on. It's got doors on it. It don't. It doesn't open up. I mean, you know, so. I think it's funny. Don't think it's funny. What if I give you 30,500? Nope. What if I give you 31,000? I said 32,000. Hey, listen, you better take that 31. I'm thinking you're a hell of a hard trader, Jeff. Yes. What do you do for a living? Oh, I'm just. I'm just saying. This is garage cap. It's got 8, 500 miles on it, and it's got. Okay, then do this. Go to give. Got4do. Go to give me the vi. Givemetheven.com, click email john, upper right hand corner, it says email jcw. Push that and send me a note and I'm going to look up your file in our system. Did you push pictures to it or just start complaining before we even saw it? I put pictures to it while back. All right, then it's all still there. Well, by God, it's all still there. Yeah. And I'm going to get a hold of it and I'm going to see if I can give you damn 32. Now if I give you 32, am, I going to buy your damn truck. No, I'm just. I'm just saying, you know, it's got you. You asked me how many doors. I know. But if I give you 32am I going to buy your truck. Well, do you have a title? Yeah. No, I ain't got. Hey, go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw and I will handle it myself and I'll see if I can get to the 32 grand. All right, you have my stuff on record. You give me a call, all right? He's putting it back on me. Oh, my God. It's my job to please him because it's got four doors. John forgot to ask about the doors. That's the greatest call. Four in, buddy. Four in. My mama was an alcoholic, and I know what an alcoholic sounds like at 11:15 in the morning. And that boy is four deep right now. Four something. He is four deep. Why is this place so damn messy? That was great. I told y' all to get it cleaned. I thought we hired that cleaning. We hired a new cleaning lady, but she didn't come here. Ms. Flossy. Hey, Ms. Flossy. We're on the air now. This is. I don't mean to be bothering y'. All. Damn. At the Sunflower seeds all over the. That's him here. I've got to clean this place up. Here, baby. Pick your feet up while I get the nap up off the road. Pick your feet up. I was supposed to be in this morning, Mr. John. I run it late. They got the traffic's backed up this morning and my. My husband Willie Earl back at home. You talk about some staying out late. He got into that mad dog 2020 last night. 2020. He loved the Mad Dog. He love it. And I said, I'm gonna get up and go to work. I supposed to clean Mr. John's studio this morning. I'm sorry, Mr. John. I'm late. Did. Did y' all share a car or something? I mean, why couldn't you be on time. Well, I couldn't. Sometimes I take a bus. I'm taking. I have a bicycle. But it look cool this morning. Yeah. And I. What I'm gonna do is pick up around here. I won't say nothing. I won't bother to show. Okay. But I want to tell that man that I. I heard out there in the hallway on the speaker coming in, that I got a car too. And that damn thing got four doors on it too. And you know, he. He need ticket deal at $31,000. That's good deal. A lot of money in there. Well, thank you, Ms. Flossy. I'm glad for you. Interjecting the pricing of commodities. Very nice. Who spent all time the These Sunflower. That's John. He does the Sunflower Studio and clean. I mean, Lord, it look like a people just having damn parties. I mean here Miss Flossy, how old you be? You don't ever ask a woman what year did you graduate high school? You don't ever ask a woman. Let me tell you something. I've been around long enough to know that you don't ever ask a woman her age or. I think I got through third grade. Yeah, but I. I got street squads. I got street smarts. And. And I work hard. And I felt so bad not showing up this morning before y' all had went on the show. Well, you're here now and clean it up. So y' all do your thing. I'm just gonna wipe. I'm just gonna get the counters and get the nap up off the rug and clean up all these damn sunflowers. Should be vacuuming. Thank you, Miss Flossie. We still. Hey, Rush is. Is imming me. He wants to talk before he said he's got to go in just a moment. He's still. Rush Limo still on the isd and he plugs into our ISDN on Saturday morning while he lays there and drinks. Rush, you want to talk about the rigged voting system? Pardon me, John. Yes. Have you considered all of the immigrants coming into the country the last eight or 10 years are being corralled by the crooked killery campaign to try and not steal this election. But they're corralling what many political insiders are calling the Zulu vote. What? No, there's not. No, no, they're not. No, they're not. People who can barely speak the king's English like you do. I'm talking. Look. Yes. I'm talking about a perfect storm, a veritable tidal wave, if you will. Of what? Of bulls. Of enough Questionable votes. You can't to overturn this election for Donald J. Trump. It's not a good look. It's not a good thing. It's not a good thing. Well, I'm talking about more questionable votes for a left hand agenda than you can shake a spear at. No, no, it's a stick. It's a stick. Something to consider. Yeah. I'm your friends at the EIB Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Mr. Rush, why you got all these pill bottles over here? Trying to clean the studio. Ashley, those pill bottles really are. I need another kalonga. Who is this? An employee of yours? She's, she's, she's a little late today. Cleaning the studio. God, man, these are cleaner. I knew you were an outlaw. We always appreciate you coming in so flabbergasted. Yeah, so are we. El Rushbow talent on loan from God. Thanks, Rush. 8-8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800800 radio. While we're in the political, we don't have any car calls on tab so if you want to get on tap with us and get your car bid. 800-800-7234 just go to give me the vin.com but you will get right in if you call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And yes, Arkansas, that goes for you. We've been. You're not, you know, we are in Dallas, but it's just not as. How long is it taking the guys to run up to Fayetteville? Too long. Too long. Four hours. Well, we're going up there and buying them every day. Yeah, we're getting a lot more out of there. You know, it takes about 90 days for these markets to burn in where they realize that we're for real. Yeah, South Louisiana is our best small market. Wichita Falls has been coming on lately. Abilene a little bit too. But it really does take about 90 days for everybody to get in. Believe it it to set in or buddy them to do it and go. Houston is known as. It's been going on since I used to sing for Texas Direct. Oh, did I just say that? Yeah, you didn't. I don't care. It's all good, man. We're all friends, buddies all. I can't help it that I will give more than everybody in Houston. Yep. It's not my fault. Auto tuned debate. Oh, did you hear this? I did not hear this. I didn't pull the whole thing but just kind of the, the crust of it Weird Al was doing the bit with those auto tune the news guys. So they took the the debate, this last one and auto tuned it. Here's a little bit sample of it. Who should really run the show. He's talking down democracy. It's open songs. I say it's great. She should never happen a lot and run based on what you do. I see our democracy works. We've had free and fair elections. Donald thinks things are rigged every time. Things are not going in this direction. We have some bad, bad umbre here and we're going to get them out. So then that's. Yeah, just a little sample of it was. It's been popular on the Internet. Good morning caller. What have you got? I got a 79 GMC 3/4 times 4x4. Yeah. How nice is it on a scale of 1 to 10? It's about a 9. So it's almost a show truck. Yes. Okay. I've got to see it. That's an old one. Is it a short bed? Yeah, a long bed. They're all long beds. The short beds are worth some money. Is it a four wheel drive? Yes. That's good. Can you go to givemetheven.com and take a couple of pictures and send me the VIN number? Let me see it. I'll look it up after the show. Car. Car that old. I've just got to see it. Just have to. I'd hate to steer you wrong. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars right here on this radio station and we will be with you until noon. We'll be back. Uno momento. Four for four. If there's one thing in the world I hate, it's freaking car dealers and car salesmen that lie, lie, lie. Go to givemetheven.com I fixed it all. I can do this. No hassle. Easy, easy. I'll buy your car online. You don't even have to look at me. You don't have to meet any of us. You shoot your VIN number in, we shoot you back. An offer letter. If you take the offer, we shoot you the money and we pick up your car. It's all online@givemetheven.com. no hassle, no catch. Smooth, smooth dealing. 100 online. Sell us your car. Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Nirvana. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eric, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. How you doing? Good. Where you? Where, where? Man, I love this show. Oh good, we love you. Loving it. Hey, but check this out. I've got a car. It has four doors and a trunk. Wow. What have you got? 2012 S550. Oh those are pretty. I love Benzes. So is it, is it a sport package? It has every option that you can get on it besides the first aid kit and the tri, the kypto. Okay, but that sport package on the wheel, on the side of the wheel. Does it say AMG? AMG 19 inch? Yes sir. Okay, so I'm bidding a sport package car. What color? White, black, leather interior. Does it have a color clean carfax or do you know? Yes it does. Okay, how many miles? 56. Then a little change. Had to go back the trunk out a couple of times. I'm a 33. I hope that's your waist size. 30. No, my waist size is 40. 38. Yeah, that's. By the way, I need to be be about your weight size or a little bit more if you got a couple of big chunkier fellas up in there. Well it's, it's that that body style is taking a hit cuz that new one came out. I'm looking at a market report right now. 51,000 miles sells for 34. 5 in San Francisco. 59,000 miles sells for 33,000 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 27,000 miles brought 36 San Francisco. That's. They don't know anything. That's where all them sissies are. They pay, they pay more. We'll pay a whole lot more. Yes we will. Yes we will. I'm a 33. I'm a 33, 000 maybe $34,000 buyer. That's all I got. That's all. Hey. Go, go, go. Go down to the hood and get him a knock the miles off of it. Take about 20,000 miles off of it and I'll give you more. Okay, Tell the jack leg to go click it. Go clock at 20,000 and it will give more Lloyd an 07 vet with 75,000 miles. Does it have navigation? Yeah, no, it does not have navigation. It just has Sirius radio. Does it have chrome wheels or alloys? Chrome. Okay. Is it automatic or stick? Stick. 16 grand. 16 grand? Yeah. I'm needing a little bit more than that for it. Why? Well I've got an offer for a little bit more than that. I've got an offer for 18 right now. On trade or straight purchase? That's on trade. I thought I might be able to get 20 if I'm selling it outright. Man. I just sold a 50,000 mile one for 173 Tuesday at the sale. You've got 75,000 miles. My car might have had something wrong with it. Yeah. 18. If you've got 18 on trade, I think it's. You got pretty good. You got all the money with 75,000. Okay. Yeah. You really do, James. 09 diesel, 3500 cumins. Is it a four wheel drive? No, sir. Two wheel drive. It says navigation. Is it a Laramie? Yes. Where are you calling from? Amarillo, Texas. What color? Silver. Is it a Mega Cab or a Quad Cab? Mega. And it's leather, right? Oh, it's got everything offered in 09 but a sunroof. Oh, okay. Got the TV, DVD. You said it's a Mega Cab, right? Yes, Mega Cab Laramie. With 58,000 miles, two wheel drive. Is it clean as a pin or does it need some loving? It's perfect. Okay, well, I'm just wanting to make sure I bid this thing right. And it's got. It's been pinstriped in dove gray and black old school pinstripes around the door handles, you know, corners of the cab. Right. I am a. Let me look at something real quick. God. I don't have any auction transactions to go off of 09. Oh no. It does have the gal induction hood and it's got the Texas star wheel. I think it's a twenty thousand dollar truck. Okay. Thank you. Okay. There you go. Well, James, do this. What year did they change the body style? I don't know. Was it. If it's a newer body style, not the same as the 08, then I'll give a lot more. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. That's why I need the VIN number. So Anyway, f you. 800. Who? F me? Wow. J.D. i did not say that. Oh my God. You pulled that audio. I didn't say that. Oh dear. About the Hillary bus this week dumping doo doo on the street in Georgia. Did they really? It says this. First time it's ever happened in Georgia. I don't know. Democratic National Committee campaign bus supporting Hillary stopped on a Georgia street and emptied its sewage into the storm drain. They actually had to call the Hazmat people to clean this up. We did not have anything to do with that. Well, yeah, you did actually, Bill. We did not have anything to do. Well, there's video with duffing the do. There was. There's actual dried toilet paper in the street. And the. The sheriff's officers had pictures of it. Actually, Bill, now that it's been years. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and tell us the truth. I did not have. What? He knows where I'm going with this. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Well, what did you have then? I had a damn good time, but I did not. There's no photos? No. How about DNA on the dress? I say we give the woman a cigar. Yeah. As a prize. I did not have sexual. Does Monica. Does she go into detail? I don't know that she did. You know, I didn't see. I really didn't see Monica a lot because she was normally under the desk. Yeah, I bet. 800. 800-7234-8. 800 radio. Shane, did you see? I was. Shane's with us. Dr. Shane from amen. During the break, I walked him through the buyer's office and the whole thing. And what you think about all that? Oh, it's amazing. This, this whole setup, the studio you've got and the way you help people and the selling of the cars and your staff is. I mean, they're working people answering the phones. I mean, this is the real deal. I never expected. I mean, this is a machine that you have. Have built. We buy. You know, it's just. It was always such a pain in the ass for somebody to have to go through the dealer hustle. Yeah. To get a real number. I get it. So they can just go to our website and boom. And that's, you know, it's a game changer. We couldn't do. Do it without cell phones because everybody take a picture right during the break. I mean, I literally saw you. You gave me the tour and you signed like five checks. Yeah. I mean, you're literally buying these cars on the air, signing the checks during a commercial break. And this is as authentic as and real as I've ever seen in my life. Radio on steroids in reverse. I'm telling you, it's real the way it's done. Where did you guys hook up? Through Daryl. Friends of ours. Okay, I just want. And because you work in Florida, correct? Yeah, I'm in Panama. I'm in Panama City. God, I wish I lived in Panama. JD's wanting to gig. I'm so jealous. You just want to come during spring break. Yes, I do. Then I'll quit and come back home. Nah. No. Is it great? Is it great? This is. This is great. It really is a perfect time of the year to be in Texas. I'm enjoying it. It's it's beautiful. How long have you been married? 12 years. Yeah. Can we talk about your radio career in Panama City before you were married? Sure. Because I would guess that it was a pretty good time. Not. Not that anything's wrong with being married. It was. No, no, no. I came from Charlotte before I went to Panama City and I was two doors. I worked for the country station. Were you single in Panama City? On the number one radio show in Panama City? Single? Man, I cannot say that. No. And I've been in Panama City for a. Almost 18 years now, so. No, no, no. But in Charlotte, I mean, I was two doors down from John Boy and Billy. I mean, we were in the same. Same studio. So I just wanted everybody to know. I just wanted it. Number one, thank you for buying dinner last night. I know Daryl appreciates it, but number two, this is real. I mean, when I saw him, I mean, he's bidding on these cars, giving the best number that he can. I mean, this is. If you. You want fast money and real money, make a deal with John and then he's signing checks in between the commercial breaks. Boom, boom, boom. This is fast money. Forget about the middleman. Get it done, you know? So you think this will work down there? Oh, my gosh, it'd be great. We don't have anything like that. I mean, from Tallahassee to Panama City to Destin to Pensacola. Do you think about the whole northwest Florida? We've been cleared on iheart across the country. Any market we want to enter and. That's right. We work for his own. We've had programming clearance already. I'll be glad. Man, that took a lot of doing, I'll tell you. Yeah, it took a lot of doing because, see, a guy like you, you said you started when you're 15. Yeah. So you've done this your whole life, right? I came into it at 33. Yeah. And I didn't serve my time. I didn't run boards, I didn't intern. I didn't work in the small market. Well, I was working in the small market in the beginning, but so you can imagine for us to get clearance on these big stations had a lot of pushback. Oh, sure. I mean, a lot. Sure. I mean a lot, a lot. And it's a pain in this. The radio business is a sad place. It's a. It's a. It's a. A hard business unless you dedicate your life and your time to it. But there's so many good guys that have great voices like you have all the Experience and they don't have a gig. Well and here, here's the difference between me. It's not about the, the, the money. It's not about the being photographed with the stars. Country music is my life. You know, I've never worked another format. It's always been country music. So that's why I brought up the name, you know, Bob, Bob Kingsley. At dinner last night, you know, I filled in for him. Had the opportunity one time to fill in for the CT40 and he's my hero, you know, he's my icon and now he's my friend. Thanks to Darryl. And we have a huge show tonight that's sold out at 18 TNT Stadium. Selling out now. Luke Bryan. Can you believe that? Chris Stapleton and Little Big Town. And it's sold out. Sold out. Huge show. Who is the biggest, who's the top three largest spins in country right now? Spins in country. Wow. Who's the highest demand product like right now this week in the, in the business? You know, I couldn't tell you number one. I'd have to call pop. Oh my goodness. Is George still there? Legendary George Possum Jones who happened to be, I called him Uncle George who happened to be one of my best friends. Really? Yeah, really. Really? Yeah. George and Nancy have been friends for, for years. And when we lost George it man, I cried for three days. Oh, wow. Yeah. When you grow up, you know, in the format and country music is your life. I mean you, you're a family. Are you playing top 40 country? Are you playing old country? Oh no, no, no. I'm playing top 40. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Carry on to what is hot right now still. Yeah, absolutely. Eric Church is, is like the, a modern day Whaling Jennings. I don't even know who he is, so I didn't check him out. Yeah, I have. I, I loved, I listened to country all growing up 70s and 80s. But about that last round. Clint Black. Oh, who, who ruined it? Garth Brooks, that's who ruined it. Yeah. And that's when I turned it off. Yeah. And Garth is on a major comeback right now. G is on Amazing channel. I don't hate him. He just changed the format single handedly. He absolutely did. And it, it but Clinton Allen and all that 1991, that's great music. It's great music. It is, but I just don't know it today. So Eric Church is a big deal. Oh yeah, yeah. He's. He's killer. He's Florida Georgia line. Are they la, Are they looked at with a straight face in the Business. I think so. I don't personally like them, but I, I think. No, I'm kidding. They're great guys. Then. Then you've got your tractor rep. Yeah, I'm. I gotta. I have to tell you, I'm over. I'm over the trucks and the river names. Yeah. Short shorts and the tailgate and the, you know. Yeah. Come on, give me some. She took my trailer, you know, she. She took my damn pickup. This is my fourth divorce. Country music, you know. Give me some, you know, I'm drinking, making my way back to. To being who I am again, you know, Kind of like this Eric Church song. Like a Wrecking Ball. It's very lyrically. Yeah, but people like Toby, Reba, they still chart, don't they? Oh, yeah. Yeah. George, obviously, Reba and Brooks and Dunn were on huge, huge run out in Vegas. Yeah. And that went over very well. So, anyway, it's an honor to be in your studio, John. Thank you for letting me come by and say hello. Thank you for the tour. And you've got a real. You have got a real deal. This is a machine. This is a machine. I want to hear more. More car calls, truck calls. Plenty on the deck. And we'll get right to him as soon as we get back from this commercial break. Dr. Shane, thank you for coming in. We will see y' all in just a minute. Turn me on easy, baby. For you. Everybody wants a guy, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Givemetheven.com that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures. Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Joe Davis, good morning. You're on the air. Hey, John Clay Wolf. Where did Clay come from? From my mama. Mama had a crush on some guy named Clayton. Is this is what my dad says. Well, golly. Hey, man, I just want to let you know I'm still blowing and going. Got an old van with KLSR on the side of it. I want to see if I can cash in. And other than that you sound great. I know you still look terrible, but you still. Still got it going on. It's been a while. Who is this Joe? He's up in. Joe Davis up in Amarillo. Oh, like I knew. Yeah. Excuse me. Actually, Memphis. Remember Memphis, Texas? Yes. Now I got it. I'm sorry. That little 100,000 watt radio. I knew, I knew the KLSR calls and that's. It was 10:53. Right. There you go. Yeah. Hey, I tell you what, that's a tough act to follow. I want to wanna know if that guy on there on the radio a minute ago with you would like to work weekends for me. Telling you something, man. Joe gave me my first offer away from my hometown and radio back in the day. Bobbo is all the voices you're hearing and impersonation. You remember Bobby Brown Bobbo? Oh, yeah, I sure do. That's who's writing. I don't think he could possibly. Yeah. All right. Klsr. You remember us when we first started. Hey, you remember we went down to Escaline and did a live show a few times? Yes, for the. For the bike deal. Yeah. Sold a few cars, Bought a few cars. Yep. Yeah. When I was first started this show, he was actually. Joe was my first affiliate, if I remember correctly, outside of Wichita Falls. Yeah. Yeah, you were. He worked with my sister Brandy. Yep. That's funny. Been a long man. We're on about 11 stations now. We're all on big sticks and big markets and I mean. I mean it's still in the west Texas, but. Yeah. Things really growing a lot. Finally took forever to finally let them convince them to let me get on these big stations. God almighty. Well, I'll tell you what. You know, for you, you guys on the radio, you're very entertaining. And plus you're helping people out get an idea what their. What their old cars were. True, true, true. Well, Joe, so thank you so much for hanging in there and waiting for us to grab you. And next time I'm driving through Memphis, I'll stop in marvels. Have a great weekend. Thanks, Bud. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 09528 with a buck 28. Eddie, I've been giving six grand for these cars. And I know that doesn't make you happy, but that's the money on them. Wow. I'm looking for. Right around seven for it. Okay, well, go to givemetheven.com, give me the vi n dot com, load it up and give me some pictures and tell me what it takes to buy it. I'll damn sure try to buy it. All right, thank you. Fair enough. Thanks. Hold on just a second. Here's another one. Clark, Clark, where are you calling from? Houston, Texas. Gotcha. Houston. A 15 GMC. Is this a four wheel drive or two? Two wheel drive, man. That's hard merchandise for me to move. I'll tell you the truth. It's, it's very difficult. Everybody that wants these expensive diesel trucks or gas trucks. Is it a diesel or gas? No, it's gas. Okay, that makes. Is it like an oil filled truck, just a base rig? No, it's a 2500 HD crew cab sle. Okay. Does it have carpet? Yeah, it's, it's. I mean it's not leather, it's cloth. Interior, electric, you know, driver's seat, it's got screen, backup camera and all that kind of stuff. I'm scared to bid this one because I have a tough time selling this damn truth. What, have you already had any offers anywhere else? No, man, I just like that it's only got a little over 2700 miles on it. I don't ever drive it so just sits there. I just off the top of my head, I think it's a 25, $26,000 truck. 2627. 2627 but. And I'm sure you gave 35 for it or 40 or some crazy number. That's what I mean. These damn trucks are so expensive these days. But just remember when you. And this goes for everybody, listen, when you buy these high dollar trucks, the more gear you can put on them and make sure you add the four wheel drive. The more, much, much more you'll get. On the flip side on the retail, on the trade in when you're done with it. But yeah, I'm a mid to upper 20s buyer. I need to get the VIN number to investigate it. If you want to sell it in the mid to upper 20s, go to givemethevin.com and load it up and I will email million offer letter. Yeah, I was thinking, I mean it's a nice truck, I mean it ain't got leather and stuff but it's, you know, pretty much loaded. Other than that I'm looking at four auction sales recently. Here's a 27, 9, a 26, 250 and a 28, 3 and a 25.5 and they're all under 20,000 miles. All 15 two wheel drives. Yeah. So that's where I'm coming from. Up my number. All right. 800-800-723-48008. Radio. J.D. lick me where I fart. Stop it. Why do you keep saying that? Do not play that anymore. Take that out. I'm never going to give you guys anything ever against me. Hey, you know what I want to hear again? I want to entertain myself. And everyone listening has not been listening since 8 this morning. That Hooter blowup is really entertain the original one. This is one of our buyers. We'll preface this with when you make a deal with us, our buyers get paid $100 a car. That's what they get paid. So when they make a deal with you and they line up transportation and they line up logistics, and we call and get your payoff and we're going to do all this and then you stand them up. You're really kicking them in the teeth. Sure. You've done a lot. Wasting a lot. It's not the fact that you broke your word and you lied. It's the fact that you wasted so much of their time. On your word. Yeah. On their work. And now they get nothing. We never get to back out. We never get to back up. We have to stick with what we're saying or we'll get a bad review. Sure. Okay. I wish they had a customer review site because there's some people I'd put on there. But anyway, Hooter was up buying a car. We sent the driver over there. The driver had to leave. They wouldn't answer the door. Hooter finally got him on the phone and listened to this conversation. I heard him swelling up, so I hit record on my phone when he was fixing to hang up and see how this guy kept his composure with the customer. He never got mad at her. He just started screaming when he got on the phone. All right, well, you have a good day. What people, man, what she doing? Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this man? God. Me done. I'm done for the date. Who? I can't take another. No. Who was it? Greg came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenge Challenger. He's gonna Deliver today at 5. Text him, called him twice, and then call him the third time. And he's in the. Doesn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying? He lets his ass wife answer the phone because he's more of a. In his rights. You know what I mean? So what did he do? He sell somewhere else? Oh, he's just decided to. To sell another car. And by then I Wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna taste this right, you know, go, oh, hey, send me the bin on that one. Let me hold you there. So I was like, fine. I said, you know, it's been nice for you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day. You know what I mean? What the man? God, I hate. I hate people. Sorry about that. I know how it feels, man. It's just, man, it's been happening to me all week. All last week. It's been one flake after the next. Man doing wrong. Hey, you, man. I'm just a magnet. All a sudden. Magnet. I am a magnet. I'm not laughing. I wanted to buy the damn car. Yeah, I did too. I mean, great, man. You don't want to buy it, man, just text me. You don't even have to talk to me. Just say, hey, man, I'm not going to sell the car. I lied. Tell me the truth. Tell me you lied. Yeah, I'm a liar, you know, and I can't even. I won't even talk to you. I'm gonna get my wife to do it. Holy. He's from Mansfield. Go figure. The ultimate punchline. He's from Mansfield. Go figure. Joe. Jose. Yes, sir. Do you have to ask your wife if you can sell this Jeep? No. Oh, good. Okay, so I'm dealing with the decision maker. Yes, sir. It says PJ Wrangler. Pj, yes, sir. What's that mean? I have no idea. Okay, it's a 03 Wrangler with 75. Is it a four cylinder or six? I believe it is a four. That's the cheapy. Is it stock or is it lifted? It's lifted. Six inch lift. That four cylinder will run those tires. I mean, is it real slow? It may be a six. You know what, it's one thing I did not check. We just. I think I've had the Jeep for about six months. It's something I really do need to check on. I did send you the VIN though. Okay. Have we already sent you an offer? I have not gotten an offer. They're just so slammed in there. Saturday's are busy day. The six is night and day between the six and the four. And that's why we need the VIN number. So like, if it's a four cylinder, it's worth four grand. If it's a six cylinder, it's worth like ten grand. Really? With all the updates? Well, I haven't seen it yet. I need to see it. Yeah, did you send pictures? I sent tons of pictures. Got a, a new paint job, body work done on it. What's it take to buy it? Man, we were really looking in around the market of 17, 18. Boy, it must be something cool. Let me look at it before I say anything because you never know. These jeeps are so customized out. I mean it's like I. I know I can't give that first of all in an O3. I can never make that work, but I might be able to get up into the teens. Okay. All right man. Thanks. Yes sir. Bye bye. What a day. What a day. Texas is playing right now, Charlie. Is that right? Yeah. They're losing 14 to nothing. Is Charlie gone? Oh yeah. Charlie Gong. Gong especially. They lose this game. Charlie Gong. You're going to be watching the game tonight? Houston versus smu? No. Why not? Because I used to play for the ponies. It breaks my heart watch them lose by 100 points, beat 100. Maybe like 60. The line is actually 23. Yeah, 23. 22 and a half. Yeah. Y. Y. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's about as fat as the line gets by the way. Boys and girls. Good game. Also with 2 3. The word that I was so smart is like what's the max line? 23. So they give him the max. A and M takes on Alabama in Bama. What time? At 2:30. Bama favored by be drinking beer. Watching that. Yeah. I don't know why it's not. I've been thinking about drinking beer again. J.D. i guess you're cuz you're almost sober. Yeah. The night game is Arkansas versus That's what that Auburn and then Ohio State versus Penn State. Not really. My mother in law's coming in town. Oh, start drinking now? Yeah. In fact I may start drinking with you. What's great about your mother in law coming in town is your wife gets the house cleaned up and all straightened up. Painting the floor. Painting the floor. Throwing all the kids against the wall and me too. Hosing them down. Oh. Just. Just getting everything ready and then. But. But it's a. It's like a tornado. Yeah. So everybody's like in trouble. Cuz we got to get ready for the mom in. Yeah. The big inspection. And she doesn't understand why I keep offering for mother in law to come live with us. Oh. Because it'll be like this all the time. You do it. Do you ever do anything, Anything about it? No. Zero sleep. All right. Well Bob, what have you got? What have I got? We got 40 seconds. We got something. Wonderful day. Yeah. In store today. I think the A M Bama game is going to be something. I think A M needs to beat them A by 7. A and M's been. I mean, Bam's been winning so much. Let's just. Come on, let's get something fresh in there. Well, they're favored by 8, 13 points. Who is Bama? Oh, yeah. Starts at what time? 2:30. 2:30. Well, Bob, you gonna. Are you gonna roll your fat one this weekend and chill, man, you know, Been really clean jelly bean lately, man. It's all right. I'll tell you next week. Okay? We'll be back next week. 8 o' clock and 9 o' clock on these stations. Thank you guys. Enjoyed it. J.D. turley. See it. Remember, give me the vin.com. the bar will be in the office till 4 o' clock today. Any submissions after 4 o'? Clock? We will not get to until Monday morning, first thing. Thanks. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today.