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John Clay Wolf
Launch your podcast on Podbean today. So I talked to JD yesterday and he's on the boat with his brother in law down in the Virgin islands on the 50 foot sailboat.
Brad
I mean, you would never know by looking at his Facebook page that he said he's on a boat, that he's on an island.
John Clay Wolf
Why? Because. Oh, it's just covered up. A picture.
Brad
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, you're just being sarcastic.
Brad
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
I'm being too literal.
Brad
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, so he's just boating it. Jimmy Buffett, but. And he's not listening to us, so I can talk about him. So he's got this girl and she's around and she shows up for his birthday.
Brad
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
She's got my last name, which is weird. Very weird. Very clear.
Brad
I mean, the exact same spelling, right?
Charlie
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And she moves to Corpus Christi and he moves her down and she just. But, but he just keeps saying, we're just friends, we're just friends, we're just friends. So when she moved away, I'm like, oh, your girlfriend? Ah, yeah, she's my buddy, but we're just friends. But Christmas Eve, she's around.
Brett
All right.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, he's so convincing about it. I'm going for it. And then he gets on this boat in the, in the islands, down at St. John's or St. Lucia, wherever the hell he is. Guess who's with him? Miss Congeniality. So I finally get him on the phone yesterday, like, all right, J.D. can we finally put an end to this madness?
Brad
It's killing you, wasn't it?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Brad
You just want him to say it?
Charlie
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, this is your girlfriend, dude. It's okay to have a girlfriend.
Brad
Even if you're 70, right?
John Clay Wolf
Even if you're gay, it's okay to have a girlfriend. And he went back into it. Charlie. No, she's just a friend. He went in the whole deal.
Brad
Really?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. I'm like, have you never banged this girl? And he says, no, no way.
Charlie
Right.
John Clay Wolf
I said, have you ever kissed her? No, she's just a friend. So it's really starting to make me question my relationship with JD that he can't be more forthcoming. I mean, he's got pictures on a sailboat.
Brad
They went to an island that's called the Honeymoon Islands.
John Clay Wolf
That's what it's called. I don't know. I mean, is it possible?
Brad
I don't think so. I can't. I mean, if it is possible, I'm.
John Clay Wolf
Gonna start questioning his sexuality.
Brad
Okay, put it this way. It's possible to have a chick that's a friend.
John Clay Wolf
Can we get his son on the phone?
Brad
I don't know, maybe he might be listening down line. He can call in.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, go ahead. It is possible to have a chick that is a friend. What?
Brad
But when you're a single guy, don't you at least kiss her once or something? Right, something, Yeah. I mean, I just. You make a move, do something. Maybe she rejected him.
John Clay Wolf
But then why would he take her to the island?
Brad
I wouldn't think. Maybe he's really trying to get her into those pants and she just can't.
Brett
How?
John Clay Wolf
Nah, you don't have to take him out of town. Dude, the out of town trip, I mean, you've got to take it for a test drive before you take him out of town.
Brad
But maybe he's just that desperate now.
John Clay Wolf
It's pretty desperate. Look at his son on the phone. I just put his son's phone number in the queue. If you. Look, I need truth. Any closure.
Brad
This is killing you that much?
John Clay Wolf
It is killing me. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? And as far as chasing a piece of tail and carrying it too far.
Brad
Without closing, Man, I don't. I never bought jewelry.
John Clay Wolf
Jewelry? Can't even pronounce it. I mean, have you ever traveled? Have you ever done the road trip or the out of town trip with a gal that you haven't. That you couldn't close? That's gonna be frustrating.
Brad
No, Maybe a ball game. That's probably as much game.
John Clay Wolf
That's just a date.
Brad
That's about as far as going. Yeah, and that was just that night. But yeah, I'm trying to think nothing like that. I mean, you do flowers and stuff like that. Maybe. And no, not out of town.
John Clay Wolf
No. I think when you treat women like that, your odds of odds of closing go way down. What's really frustrating is a gal will bang the fella next door like on a whim, you know, over a shot of whiskey. And then the other guy that surely likes, she'll string him out for 90 days and make him spend and wane him out. Do you know what the difference between a bitch and a whore is?
Brett
No, John.
Brad
What is the difference between A and A?
John Clay Wolf
A screws everybody and a screws everybody but you.
Brad
Yeah, that's true.
John Clay Wolf
And I had, I, I had, I had a one that I, I spent way too many hours on the phone with way too many dinners, way too many beating around the bush for years. And then finally, for some reason, she just pops out of nowhere and she's ready to go. And I couldn't perform. And I was only, like, 23. Makes no sense, does it? This gal that I had been working on since seventh grade is ready for me to bed her. She's completely in the nude, and I cannot. I'm 23 years old. Hell, I may have been 22, and I can't even get it up. What, what is that all about, dude? The.
Brad
The pressure.
John Clay Wolf
The pressure?
Brad
You couldn't play in the Super Bowl?
John Clay Wolf
You like the pressure? You like the pressure? No, I could not play in the Super Bowl. All right, well, speaking of pressure, I've got people on line 1, 2, and 4. Oh, hang on real quick. John, John, John.
Brett
Hey, what's up?
John Clay Wolf
John, we're talking about your father.
Rob
Oh, okay.
John Clay Wolf
And you know the whole girlfriend, not girlfriend, thing that's been going on for three years now.
Rob
Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. So finally, so I see that they're on the boat, they're in St. John, St. Thomas, wherever, and I see his boating pictures, and they're going island to island. Then I see, you know, the girl. I didn't know she was going. When he was telling us about this trip, her name never came up. All of a sudden, there's the girl in the pictures. I'm like, okay, good. Good for him. I'm happy for him. But. So when I talked to him yesterday, I was like, Well, I mean, J.D. can you finally come out of the closet with this deal? And he goes back into the whole deal, the defense. Nothing's there, just friends. Never kissed her. Never nothing.
Rob
I believe that he just probably never kissed her. I'm not really. I'm not going to get too deep into this on the radio. I'm not sure how far he wants to get into it.
Brad
Maybe you did ask the question wrong. Just, just about the kissing part. It's possible he maybe didn't kiss her.
John Clay Wolf
Well, if he's never kissed her, I'm.
Rob
Fairly certain that nothing else has happened.
John Clay Wolf
So they're really not a couple like that, in your opinion?
Rob
I, I, it depends on the day. When you ask me, I don't, I don't think anything physical is going on.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, well, I don't care. It's not like I'm trying to. What's turned into a joke is the Fact that this has been going on forever and he keeps saying, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, come on, dude, shut up, please. I mean, somebody just, you know, the gigs up and you're still saying the gigs on.
Rob
I think they're dating, but I don't think anything else is going on.
Brad
So he's trying to play.
John Clay Wolf
So why would fashion real old fashioned way at that age?
Rob
Yeah, exactly. I think that's going on.
Brad
But you still kiss.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, I don't care. I don't care if you kiss or you lick noses or what you do. You're either in or you're not. You're either a deal or you're not. And these people spend so much time together, all holidays now they're traveling across the world and going to romantic islands together. But no, it'd be just like you, John and Turley. Y' all just buds, dude. Y' all aren't queers. Y' all are just buds. Y' all just hanging.
Rob
Hey, just. We had. Leslie and I had lunch with them a few weeks ago and I told him as we were leaving that I thought they were a cute couple. Yeah, he just gave me a look.
John Clay Wolf
All right, well, enough of that. It's not that interesting. It's just.
Brad
It's just frustrating.
John Clay Wolf
It's frustrating. I just feel like. I feel like he's pulling off this gig, this lie, this joke. And I was like, okay, we've got to get this over. It's been going on too long. Let's stop. Nope, nope.
Rob
No, I mean, it's possible they may just be really good friends. I'm not with them.
John Clay Wolf
I need pictures. I need you to go underground.
Rob
You need pictures?
John Clay Wolf
All right, I got to keep rolling.
Rob
All right, man, bye.
John Clay Wolf
800-800-72342 pictures.
Brad
Send it to givemethevit.com yeah, if you.
John Clay Wolf
Have pictures of JD's old lady, I'm going to.
Brad
I don't know what them together.
John Clay Wolf
Rob. 04 navigator, how many miles are on it?
Rob
107.
Charlie
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
04. 04. 04, what year was the body style change? 05.
Rob
I think it was 05 or 06.
John Clay Wolf
Definitely 06. I gotta look this one up because I want to make sure I'm not 04.04 might be the body style I'm thinking of. Do you think that your car looks like an 06?
Rob
I believe so, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I believe that. To be accurate, sir, is it a luxury or an ultimate? Do you know? Who knows?
Rob
I think it's the. It's the. I Know, it's differentiated by the. The running boards that come. The electric running boards and stuff like that. It has all that. So I think it's the ultimate.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so these. These navigators, what hurts them is the airbags. They sit, they. They sink down. Like, if you leave that car sitting for two days, does it. Does the airbag settle?
Rob
It's already been replaced. Their coilovers on it.
John Clay Wolf
Gotcha. Coilovers, meaning he pulled them and put real springs in them.
Brad
600 bucks.
John Clay Wolf
It's the only way to go. Yeah, don't tell him that. He probably spent 15.
Brad
Oh, sorry.
John Clay Wolf
You probably spent two. How many. How much did you spend, Rob?
Rob
It was actually. You're right, about 500 bucks.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, there you go. Good for navigator. All right. Anything wrong with it?
Rob
Nothing. There's a few little chips on the front bumper. It's black. Let's see. A little wear on the leather, but nothing through or anything like that. And it's got. I believe it has driver's seat or pasture seat.
John Clay Wolf
Are you driving? You got a big old fat girlfriend, and she's wore.
Rob
I think there's just a little bit of wear on the driver's seat.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Rob
Off the top of my head.
John Clay Wolf
Gotcha. It's a four grand rig.
Charlie
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
If it's nice.
Charlie
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Y. That's the money I'm looking at. I. I bought some yesterday out at that deal. We were at Turley, and I'm looking at MMR report right now. 41, 41, 42, and then 25. 35. Yeah. Four grand, some money.
Charlie
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
What's the other one?
Rob
Other one's a 06C230 with the six cylinder in it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. You like the older luxury car that's paid. Well, that's paid for keyword. I don't even know that, but I'm assuming they're all clear title, actually.
Rob
Oh, yeah? Yeah. Actually, I'm a dealer in Lafayette.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Rob
And I'm. I'm liquidating some of my stuff, so I figured I would run it by you, see where I'm at. I'm. Actually, there's. I'm stepping out for about three or four months and then buying a piece of property and doing some changes.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Rob
We made a change last year with the oil field. It was just. It was a rough year last year, so I'm kind of regrouping.
John Clay Wolf
No. And the market's slipping right now. I was talking to a fellow a minute ago. Something's going on. I mean, you smell it in the air. The. The. The oil field, the economic slide Is. Is creeping up on us.
Brad
Would you like me to tell you what I'm hearing?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, we'll talk about it because we're gonna get too deep, but, yes, I do want to hear it. AC how many miles are on the Benzo?
Rob
77.
John Clay Wolf
77. Is it a sport package?
Rob
I don't think that one has. No, it's not a sport package sitting in my driveway.
John Clay Wolf
Sure. For the sport. You'll know because it'll say sport on the fender tag and the wheels are better. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm a five. 45 to 5 on that one. So just figure, you know, nine.
Rob
Oh, it is a sport.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Nine on the pair.
Rob
Yeah, it is a sport. And there is.
John Clay Wolf
How many cars do you have in stock?
Rob
Not much left. We've been. I've gone through quite a bit of my stuff, actually, to be honest with you. I ran two of them by your. By your guy yesterday.
John Clay Wolf
Did we buy any?
Rob
We're close.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Rob
We're close on them. I need.
John Clay Wolf
We'll be closer if you can get them to me because the shipping between you and me is 250.
Rob
Yeah, that.
John Clay Wolf
That's where they gotta go.
Rob
They gotta go up to Dallas Fort Worth.
John Clay Wolf
Yes, sir.
Rob
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
All right, man.
Nancy
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Do you go to the.
Charlie
Do I.
John Clay Wolf
Do I. Have I met you before at the sales? You know, I don't know.
Rob
I was asking. I was looking at your picture. Do you go to. You go to Gulf Coast Auto Auction Occasionally?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Rob
Okay. And that's what I thought. Yeah. I think we have talked a few times at the sales.
John Clay Wolf
Yep. Okay, cool. So you're in Beaumont or Lafayette?
Rob
I'm in Lafayette, but I go. Beaumont is predominantly Beaumont and over into Mississippi and stuff like that.
John Clay Wolf
Did the. Did these cars come out of Acura, Beaumont, or the BMW store Mercedes, Beaumont?
Rob
No, the Navigator was a local trade in. In Lafayette from Giles or something like that. And then the Mercedes, I think, was from a smaller Independence. It did come out of Beaumont.
John Clay Wolf
Gotcha. Okay. I gotta keep rolling. Thanks, Rob.
Rob
Okay, bye.
John Clay Wolf
800-800-7234. We had a time yet?
Brad
You got about three minutes.
John Clay Wolf
Three minutes. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. ESPN listeners, today we're going to leave at 10. No, at 11. At 11. In Houston, Louisiana. We're gonna keep going. ESPN, Houston. We're gonna come back about 1:30 and start back up again after the basketball game. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What are you hearing, boss?
Brad
So I've got some friends that work in the train industry, okay, bnsf.
John Clay Wolf
And they see the freight moving and that's a good indicator.
Brad
Yes. And there's furloughs coming.
John Clay Wolf
Furloughs of what?
Brad
Meaning firings.
John Clay Wolf
Oh.
Brad
So they're going to let people go.
John Clay Wolf
In the shipping fields because they're afraid.
Brad
Because they're not moving as much coal and oil.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Brad
And that's pretty much what they rely on because it's an archaic system. They just keep going with the old school stuff instead of doing, you know, the new school. And trucking industry is doing really good because gas is cheap.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Brad
So they're losing. So people that look at the train industry as. As far as how the economy is.
John Clay Wolf
Going to go, right, they see it as a.
Brad
Well, something's going on here. They're about to do some firing. So.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Brad
That's that. I mean, that's just what I know.
John Clay Wolf
So I know a fella that was worth $400 million and they auctioned off his house in Aspen last. He's oil man auctioned off his house in Aspen last week. He had 63 million in it. Brought like 25 auctioned. They hooked his airplanes as jets out of the local FBO. This guy's about 55. I thought he was bulletproof. I mean, I've known him forever. I knew him before he was real mega wealthy. He personally guaranteed his notes on the oil, on production.
Brad
So he had all his eggs in one basket?
John Clay Wolf
No. Well, I mean, when you personally guarantee that note, you put all your eggs in whatever basket you upg'd. Yeah. So when. When the oil price flipped and it went against him and the company, his company went broke. Then they go to him personally and say, okay, you have to pay these debts because you personally guaranteed it and it was just so far above what it was worth. It flipped him. And that was a guy I never thought could go down ever. I mean, at 400 million, how do you go down? So it's a weird time.
Brad
If you have it all in one industry, then you got to hope that industry stays afloat.
John Clay Wolf
The whole business always goes up and down. It crashes. Hell, we've been through about four of these in my life. I don't know, how about yesterday? How about the market this week on cars? I mean, it just is flat and we're giving our stuff away. And then yesterday out there where we buy cars, normally this time of year, they're fighting over those cars. They're punching each other in the face and they were not doing that yesterday. Did you not notice that?
Brad
Yeah, but it was a lot of higher dollar cars too. That may have been the reason.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Brad
The, it's.
John Clay Wolf
Well, the crowd wasn't there.
Brad
No, but then maybe you can look online beforehand to see what the sale is going to offer.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Brad
And I think that's what it was. They're like, well, this is not my cup of tea. I'm not going to be in the, in the competition for these kind of cars.
John Clay Wolf
Well, if, if they were all higher $, why wouldn't have I bought more than 20? I don't agree with you. I think you're wrong. You think, you think there was a higher caliber. Yeah, there was a higher caliber of car there yesterday. Than normal.
Brad
Yeah, than normal. It's usually some junk there.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Brad
There was still some junk there.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Brad
But it's not as much. Yeah. Now as far as competition between you and. There's one other guy that buys a lot of the high dollars.
John Clay Wolf
He had his hands in his pockets. He's flushed out. He was, he's out of money. Didn't it look like that to you?
Brad
Yeah. By time you got to the hundreds. Yeah, he was, he slowed down. I didn't see a lot of the beginning, but it was number seven wasn't being called that much. No, that's his bitter number.
John Clay Wolf
No. Anyway, there's something up in the market and yes, it'll pop here in a few weeks and we're still buying like you, like hotcakes.
Brad
Taxes are coming up.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, the, the spring kick is gonna hit. But I'm just wondering. I watched the Big Short last night, so it's got my head all screwed up. Have you seen that movie yet?
Brad
No, I have not.
John Clay Wolf
It's very good. It's about shorting the mortgage crisis and these guys that became gazillionaires from betting against mortgage backed securities and mortgage bonds in. Oh, they saw what happened in 08. They saw it in about 04 and they started making these bets in about 06. So they went to banks and got them to write instruments to bet against mortgage backed securities that didn't even exist at the point. And then that created the credit default swap. Long story short, the Big Short is a great movie.
Brad
Do you see something like that happening in the car industry with these notes that are being written? No problem.
John Clay Wolf
Sure.
Brad
It's a smaller amount.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Smaller version. But the paper's bad. Yeah, the paper is bad. The paper that they're buying like hotcakes is bad. They ran the government regulations, ran all of the rats out of the mortgage industry and they got into the car business and now they're writing paper for the car business. But, you know, 500 beacons buying $20,000 cars with nothing down. And it's just all. It's very bogey and it's worse than it was. The paper in the car business, the buying practices, the funding lenders are worse than they were before the crash of oa and it was pretty bad then. So, yeah, I do see an adjustment on the horizon. So we'll be right back.
Charlie
Sa. And I don't like what you got me hanging from and I don't like what you got me. Down what you got me it. And I don't care what you got I don't care what you need I want anything and I don't like what you got me from and I don't like what you got me from and I don't like what you got me from round and I. Don't like what you got me hanging.
John Clay Wolf
From.
Charlie
And I don't like what you got me hanging from.
John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. 800, 800 radio. Or you can just go to givemetheven.com you want to sell your car? Go to givemetheven.com our guys are downstairs, our buyers. Brad's gonna come up here and get on the air with us a little bit.
Brad
He got busy last week, huh?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. And he couldn't make it. But our buyers, one of our buyers is going to come up and talk a little bit. But yeah, givemetheven.com he's got a good.
Brad
Story from a vehicle that he bought this week, actually an rv.
John Clay Wolf
He said, we want to talk to that customer. Yeah, he said he's leaving to go to Colorado and smoke grass. Hey. S founding cars.
Brad
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
I just posted it on our Facebook page on the John Clay wolf show.
Brad
It's a good one.
John Clay Wolf
It is a good one. Which car did this come out of? So it is a. It's a daikokan. That's a hidden.
Brad
Got a little hidden.
John Clay Wolf
You put drugs in it?
Charlie
Yeah.
Brad
You put your weed in there? In this case, it wasn't weed. It was crack cocaine.
John Clay Wolf
How do you know?
Brad
Because the loss prevention at the auction we're at said it was. And the cops also agreed it was crack cocaine.
John Clay Wolf
What does crack cocaine look like versus regular cocaine?
Brad
Just chunky from my days of watching NWA stuff, I think it. That's what I have to rely on. It looks a little yellow.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Brad
And it's. It's kind of like.
John Clay Wolf
So this rock form the lid, screws off of it. And it had crack in it. And you in on our. The question is, did this come out of a 02 Hyundai with 160,000 miles, an 03 LeSabre with 70, or a 2010 Escalade with 130 on the clock? And the winner gets what? They get the crack?
Brad
No, that would be illegal, John.
John Clay Wolf
No, wouldn't. To give somebody something, I mean, crack cocaine, someone has to have it. We got it in the car. Are we illegal? No.
Brad
So when we police have it now.
John Clay Wolf
When we realized we had it. Okay, let's start over. We're not at a place where police are. We're downstairs. Okay. We find this container in our car, we open it, and it's full of good fat drugs. Good fat, juicy drugs.
Brad
That is our.
John Clay Wolf
In our position at that point. Are we breaking the law the moment we're sitting there holding it?
Brad
No, but if we distribute it.
John Clay Wolf
Distribute?
Brad
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Then I believe, like, sell. Of course, if we gift, I think.
Brad
It'S still legal to give it. So I don't know. I'm not.
John Clay Wolf
I'm not a. But if a cop comes up right.
Brad
Then and you have it in your hand, it's illegal.
Charlie
Right.
John Clay Wolf
So it's not your fault. Did you.
Brad
Then you could just say, it's not mine. We just bought this car.
John Clay Wolf
Did you hear about the Dumb and Dumber guys last week in Colorado?
Brad
Oh, yes, I did. Oh, this is great. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
John Clay Wolf
Very similar deal.
Brad
Don't smoke your supply.
John Clay Wolf
So they got stoned and they're running weed across the country, and they got paranoid and they started realizing that police officers are following them.
Brett
I don't think they were actually following them.
John Clay Wolf
No, not at all.
Brett
Nervous.
Brad
They were high.
Brett
They were high as hell.
John Clay Wolf
So after a while, screwing around, making different turns, going different restaurants, they just pull over, go to payphone. Payphone or cell phone? I don't remember.
Brad
No, it sounded like it was a payphone, which I didn't know they still existed.
John Clay Wolf
They call 911 and say, hey, man, we know you're watching us. Just. Let's just get this over with. Come and arrest us. We're sorry. They got so paranoid that they called the cops on themselves. Yes.
Brett
They just grabbed their car.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Brett
Sitting right here by the phone.
John Clay Wolf
We see your unmarked cars all around us, and there was none.
Brad
And Then when the cops pulled up, they had the weed inside a dog kennel outside of the car and their hands up in the air, knees in the ground like, hey, come take us.
John Clay Wolf
Take me away.
Brad
So, you know, that's gotta be some good stuff. If you get that high and that paranoid, then people are coming to get you.
Brett
I think it's ironic you had your crack cocaine in a coke can.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Brad
No, Isn't that. That's what I thought, too.
John Clay Wolf
Makes no sense. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. If you want me to buy your car. If you're. If you're. If you're in the market to sell your car, I'll buy it. If you call me now, I'll tell you what I'll give for it, and we'll come to your house and pick it up with a check. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. Oh, so we woke you up this morning, Brett.
Brett
We did.
John Clay Wolf
And you went back to sleep during the conference call.
Brett
I fell asleep during the conference call. I'd say five minutes into it, the first third F bomb, I was out.
John Clay Wolf
That's pretty quick.
Brett
I was gone.
John Clay Wolf
That's pretty quick.
Brad
Apparently, the weather was a big factor.
John Clay Wolf
True. In the industry.
Brad
And this happens, right? I mean, it. We've seen it.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah. Up on the east coast, it screwed the auctions up where they couldn't even make them across the block this. This week.
Brad
Tornado action in other areas.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah. In West Palm. That's right. Well, have you noticed the guy at the auction that's in the wheelchair with the auction bottle is like.
Brad
Yes. Is he? What is he? Well, old school guy that just likes to hang around and giving up.
John Clay Wolf
Yes. And he was like the partner into something. No, no, he was like the auction. He did all the hiring of the auctioneers, but he had a stroke and now he's back. But he's not all back. No, he's. He's just around a lot.
Charlie
What?
Brad
Why even come every Tuesday. Just.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know.
Brad
I don't understand that.
Brett
At that point, he rolls around like he owns it.
Brad
Yes, I thought he did. That's what I thought. He had some stake in it or something. He just wants to see his baby.
John Clay Wolf
No. Grow. No, no, not at all. No, he rolls around a lot. He. I have. I have tripped into him too many times. I like the guy. I'm not trying to make fun of him. He had a stroke. That's not Funny.
Brett
Well, you know, I just thought he owned it.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. He just. But he wheels around. Now that he's in that chair, he's. He's rolling around with more confidence. And he's got these assistants around him, you know, pushing.
Brad
Pushing him around. Yeah. You know, I wonder at this point, he could probably walk around, but he's like, you know what?
John Clay Wolf
Yes. Something's going on. It's turning into an. To a scene. It's turning into an episode. I just wondered if y' all noticed that as well as I. Yeah.
Brad
Between him, the baby arm guy, I mean, there's. There's quite a cast of characters at the auction.
Brett
If that's not a movie, there's not one to be made. The one armed guy is hilarious.
John Clay Wolf
Not one arm. It's like a fish arm. Like, his arm's about the size, and.
Brett
He doesn't get anything tailored. Like, so he wears it. You notice that his jacket. Why don't get it cut.
John Clay Wolf
Does it have fingers on the end of the arm?
Brett
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Little nubs.
Brad
Yeah. And he'll carry his papers just in little nubs there.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Brett
I mean, try to figure out if he's bidding or not.
Charlie
You know.
John Clay Wolf
It would be like having a foot glued on your shoulder is what it looks like. I'll be damn. Well. But he's there every week, and there's me with my limp. It's so funny.
Brad
Still, people, you just look like you're drunk out there. Some people always ask, has he been drinking?
John Clay Wolf
I was like, no, no, that's Brad.
Brett
No, I'm a good sidekick for John.
Brad
Yeah.
Brett
We walk around just like each other.
Brad
They smell it, and then they see John and they just put like, oh, he's been drunk, man. He's really drunk.
Brett
They've been into rodeo.
John Clay Wolf
Is he drunk? No, I'm not drunk. These assistants I was talking to. Everybody has assistance now.
Brett
Entourage, everybody's got one.
John Clay Wolf
I was talking to one of the lead guys in. I mean, it's like the assistant. The used car manager's at the auction, and he's got two assistants with him, and he's buying, and they're signing his block tickets. And the truth is, is they don't know what they're doing, and they should be someone's assistant. But these corporate gigs, these corporate used car manager gigs, they've got everybody so swollen up. You got your assistants, and I mean, really got. You got to ask your. Ask your crew if it's okay to bid. I don't know. It's weird how much time's left.
Brad
Yeah. One minute.
John Clay Wolf
One minute.
Brad
Big cars.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. When's the Super Bowl? Is it next Sunday?
Brad
Next Sunday? Yes.
Brett
The seventh.
Brad
Yep. So you got a week of just nonsense. Last week was they really put their game plan together. Actually this past week. Next week they kind of go through walkthroughs and sure up the game plan. And five and a half point favorite bronc. The Panthers.
John Clay Wolf
Carolina.
Brad
I've got a. You want to hear this?
John Clay Wolf
Where's the game?
Brad
It's in Glendale. Airs. Glendale? I'm sorry, Not Glendale, California. It's like the suburbs of San Francisco, basically. It's. It's like if it was in Arlington.
John Clay Wolf
Is it at the 49ers Stadium?
Brad
Yes, but that's not in San Francisco.
John Clay Wolf
That's fine.
Brad
There was a. I did stumble across this. I thought you might enjoy it.
John Clay Wolf
I will.
Brad
This was a Carolina Panthers fan, and I think he's related to DJ Point Blank.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Brad
Our assistant. One of our assistants.
John Clay Wolf
Literally. Okay.
Brad
I think it's just. Take a listen to this wonderful rap that he put together for his team.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Carolina Panthers with sharp teeth and claws we growl to win this gain we call prosecution ball our offense and defense so intense your team will be the losers if you got a lick of sense you dig the NFL My lyrics and my rhymes you eat up what I'm saying. Spit and fly hip hop lines lightning fast big black cats, Panthers kicking ass yo with a TD or field gold gonna get that double U's Dominic the foe Carolina Panthers with sharp teeth and claws we growl to win this game we call pro football.
Brad
And that's why white people don't need to rap.
Charlie
Right.
John Clay Wolf
Or drink.
Brad
That's just terrible. That's got a million views on it, by the way, John.
John Clay Wolf
Really?
Brad
A million views?
John Clay Wolf
And MC Point Blank doesn't have a million views? Have you listened to any of his tunes?
Brad
Just the one OG Kush song. But, you know, he did take that from somebody, right?
John Clay Wolf
That.
Brad
That hook.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, he lifted it.
Brad
Yes. Yeah, it's H Town. What is it called? H Town Chronic 8. They have the same.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, he completely lifted it.
Brad
And. But his lyrics are his original. Okay, but he's not the only one. A lot of people have used that.
John Clay Wolf
OG cushion per OG Kush and purple. So translation original gangster smoking weed and drinking purple drink.
Brad
Yeah. And so here's this. Just sped up a little bit. But his lyrics are original. When he gets to that point, he.
John Clay Wolf
Sounds better Than he should. Is that him? Yeah. The other guy's talking real slow. The black fella.
Brad
It's just. That's the original. That. Slow down that scissor sipping scissors.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna have a little OG cushion perp during this quick commercial interlude. We'll be right back and we're gonna get on the phones with you guys. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars over the air. Call me right now, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show. It's the same thing. Charlie. I'm telling you, something's up in the market. Nobody's calling them with their cars today. There's something up. There's something up. There's something up.
Brad
They don't need to sell their car.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what the reason is, but the lanes are dead, the phones are dead, the stores are dead. There's something up. Don't know what it is. I had a buddy of mine that manages a lot of floor plans for dealers, like the second largest independent floor plan provider in the country. And he told me that normally when he has a dealer, a floor plan means that this company loans them money to stock all their inventory and they go by and do floor plan checks and all this stuff. He said, normally when somebody goes bust on me, I hear the tremor, I smell the tremor, get a bad check, get a weird phone call. Here's some rumors. Have a bad floor plan check. He said, I'm having dealers in January go roll over on me. Meaning be insolvent, being upside down, out of business overnight with nobody warning them, I'll keep buying them. I don't care. I'm not scared. 800-800-7234. We don't borrow any money. We're cash.
Brad
Cash money, homie.
John Clay Wolf
It's scary, but that's what we are. But that's what we got to stay on the market too. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Is the call in number or go to givemethevin.com. so, Brett, last night you were at the fort worth rodeo in Randy Owen, the Alabama. Randy Owen, Alabama.
Brett
Randy owens. Rode up on the elevator with him, supposed to have dinner with him and had to go to the rodeo with my daughter.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, you were gonna take him to dinner?
Brett
A friend of a friend. But yes, we were supposed to have dinner reservations with him and cancel.
John Clay Wolf
He said, come on with us to the rodeo.
Brett
He stayed up there and had dinner and I took my daughter to the rodeo, stood with him for about an hour.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, you're a good dad.
Brett
I'm a good dad.
John Clay Wolf
And tonight you're going out with him too?
Brett
Well, he's going to the strip club. I wish we were going to Angus cell.
Brad
Angus.
Brett
Close as you get, man.
Brad
That just sounds exciting.
Brett
How fun does it get?
John Clay Wolf
So Randy Owens, the singer of Alabama is a cattleman.
Brett
Apparently he is. He's in here for the stock show and he said he likes Fort Worth better than any of the rest of them and he's here to dang his sale. I don't know what he does.
Brad
So you just ran into him randomly?
Brett
No, I got a text. I was supposed to have dinner with him and I said that I had to take my daughter to the rodeo. But I would go up there for a brief minute and say hi. I really didn't think the guy would show. I just, you know, they're like, we're gonna have dinner with Randy Owens. And lo and behold, I rode the elevator up there with him and visited with him for about an hour. And everybody there wanted to have a picture with him. And he's unmistakable. I mean, you think it's not him, but it's him.
John Clay Wolf
So did he sing for you?
Brett
No.
John Clay Wolf
He sing for your daughter.
Brad
Did you ask him anything off, like Alabama wise musical?
Brett
I did not. My daughter took her rights to ask anything she wanted to ask. She asked if she could be his agent and could we sell pictures and everything else. And they had a blast. But no, personally, I asked him nothing.
Brad
You were just sticking with this?
Brett
I was just what? I was sticking to the bar.
John Clay Wolf
Carolina Panthers versus Denver Broncos next Sunday. The line is five.
Brad
Five and a half.
John Clay Wolf
Five and a half.
Brad
That may go up here.
John Clay Wolf
So our hundred dollar wagers out. Because our hundred dollar wager was the Pets.
Brad
No, no, that was the wager was. I made it premature though. We. I was spouting out because I said last week. Yeah, because I didn't think that the Chiefs. I thought the Chiefs were going to beat the Pats. That didn't happen. They actually ended up beating the Chiefs.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Brad
The Broncos then ended up beating the Pads. Because I said before that, what's the.
John Clay Wolf
Hundred dollar bet we made?
Brad
I said that in the super bowl it's going to be the Broncos versus the Panthers.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Brad
And I said the Broncos would beat the Panthers.
John Clay Wolf
And I said.
Brad
And you said okay, I'll take that bet. And I was like, all right, we'll do 100. I was very. I was drunk on I don't know what. Because.
John Clay Wolf
So we did make a bet of who's going to be there and they are there. And I'm Carolina in your Bronx.
Brad
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, good.
Brad
I don't know why I made that bet, but I did.
John Clay Wolf
That's fine.
Charlie
Good.
John Clay Wolf
Well, hey Brett, look at me. I'm a hundred dollars richer.
Brett
Hey, I'll still. I'll tell you, I'll give you another hundred. I'll take the Broncos with the spread.
John Clay Wolf
You got to put comments in the queue now.
Brad
I didn't say the spread. I just said straight up.
Brett
No, I'll take the Broncos with the spread.
Brad
Can we change it to the spread?
John Clay Wolf
That's yalls deal. I've already made my hundred.
Brad
Nancy.
John Clay Wolf
Good morning girl there.
Nancy
Hey, good morning.
John Clay Wolf
Hello. Where are you calling from?
Nancy
Lake Arthur, Louisiana.
John Clay Wolf
Lake what?
Nancy
Lake Arthur, Louisiana? Yes, by Jennings. In between Lafayette and Lake Brawl.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, I know where Jennings is.
Nancy
Okay. Yeah, we're south of that.
John Clay Wolf
Well.
Nancy
Well I. I'm sorry. My phone is acting crazy. Can you hear me?
John Clay Wolf
I can, I can. I can.
Rob
Okay.
Nancy
I'm a single mom looking to buy a truck for my son. We are looking at a. And I. I really value at your advice. I listen to you as much as I can.
John Clay Wolf
Oh good. We've been on down areas. Brett, she's. She said I'm funny and good looking.
Brad
Yeah.
Nancy
Work on Saturdays on the road so I get to listen to you quite a bit. But anyway, John, I'm looking at a Ford F155.44. Yeah, Triton. It's a four wheel drive, four door, short wheel base. The guy is axing seven thousand. It has a hundred and eighty eight thousand miles on it.
John Clay Wolf
What year model is it?
Nancy
07.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, that's fine. I mean back him up a little bit but I mean bread. It's 07. It's new body style. She's an individual.
Brad
It's 188000 miles on it.
Brett
Yeah, but we sold. I had the truck with 223 sold for five grand and it was an 04 in gold.
Brad
Is it four wheel drive, this one?
Brett
Yeah, yeah, mine was four wheel.
John Clay Wolf
Was yours leather or cloth?
Charlie
Cloth.
Nancy
It's cloth. Oh, me or him?
John Clay Wolf
I was talking about him. Yeah, I think that.
Nancy
Is average, John. I mean Ford's as far as I know. You can Tell like the driver's seat always tears at that seam from getting in and out. You know the guy is not kept the inside in good condition like we keep ours.
John Clay Wolf
We have a hard. We have a hard out for the top of the hour with all the network in just a second. Well like 20 seconds earlier. 10.
Brad
10 seconds.
John Clay Wolf
10 seconds. Okay, I've got to go, Nance.
Nancy
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
I think. I think it's a decent deal. Mainly drive it, check the transmission, check for engine noise, make sure it's fundamentally correct and you're not going to find a four wheel drive truck cheaper than that. Thank you for calling.
Charlie
I know.
Nancy
Thank you.
Charlie
Byebye.
Rob
012.
Charlie
I rode her up for the 10th time today practiced all the things I would say she came over, I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert I know I'm being used it's okay man cause I like the abuse Wind up playing with me that's okay cause I got no self esteem away. We make plans, go out at night I wait till two and I turn out the light Miss rejections got miss so low she keeps it up I just watch. All that you want done in me my friends wait you say all that I'm like with the sea and I wonder how much more I can spare When I can I should seek out for myself But I really think it's better this way the more you suffer the more it shows you really careful right? Yeah. I'll relate this little bit it happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door she's drunk again and look in the store oh I know I should say no but it's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb, I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem away. Yeah. Wonder how much more I can spell well I guess I should stick up for my But I really think it's better this way the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right? Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
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Air Date: February 11, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Listen On: Podbean / GiveMeTheVIN.com
In this lively hour, John Clay Wolfe and his regular crew debate complicated relationships, share insider car business stories, riff on oddball auction characters, discuss economic downturns, and sprinkle in healthy doses of humor and offbeat anecdotes. No topic is too taboo: they dish on relationships, cars, sports, drugs, and the quirks of their industry—always with hilarious commentary and honest talk that stays (mostly) FCC-safe.
| Time | Segment Description | |--------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:20 | JD’s “only friends” saga and speculation | | 09:40 | Car appraisals and market talk with Rob | | 15:35 | Economic indicators—railroad furloughs, oilfield collapse | | 24:35 | Crack cocaine found in car; ‘Dumb & Dumber’ drug bust story | | 29:03 | Auction characters ("baby arm guy" and wheelchair boss) | | 32:39 | Super Bowl prediction bet; Panthers fan rap | | 34:42 | OG Kush song vs. original beat | | 36:49 | Market slowdown—dealer busts, all-cash warnings | | 38:43 | Randy Owen elevator encounter and Fort Worth Rodeo | | 41:20 | Caller Nancy seeks used truck advice for her teenage son |
Candid, bawdy, and irreverently funny, with a mix of offhand wisdom and radio banter. Listeners get both inside access to the car auction world and a front row seat for the hosts' colorful personalities and unscripted camaraderie. The show’s blend of car business, relationship banter, and not-so-PC humor makes for a unique, authentically Texan sound.
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