#70 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #70 Detailed Summary

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a wild, freewheeling blend of car talk, irreverent humor, improv, and satirical takes on current events. As usual, John and his crew (Bobbo, JD, Turley, and a range of guests and "characters") discuss everything from car valuations and dealership stories to politics, classic rock, Halloween, and high school football. Unfiltered, rapid-fire, and not afraid to flirt with the edge, the show puts comedy and real-deal car business side by side for a loyal, engaged weekend audience.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Road Trips, Sleep Deprivation & Infowars

• [01:18] John shares tales from a recent, sleep-deprived Louisiana road trip, including flipping on a podcast of Infowars due to a lack of radio reception. This segues into riffing on conspiracy media, namely Alex Jones:

  "You may think it's crazy... ask yourself why we can't buy .22 long rifle ammunition anymore." — Bobbo [02:17]

  • Turley recounts a friend's experience working for Alex Jones: "He literally, when he walks outside, he looks up at the sky to make sure there's no one spying on it." [02:28]

2. The Great San Antonio "Mexicans Hate You, Bobbo" Text Bit

• [03:13–04:36] Bobbo confronts John about a joke text, prompting a rapid volley of banter about San Antonio, radio affiliates, and edgy, politically incorrect humor. John's response to Bobbo’s query about not being on air in San Antonio:

  "'Cause Mexicans hate you, Bobbo." — John [03:53]

  • The crew riff further, poking at both themselves and radio stereotypes.

3. Teasing Guests & Upcoming Segments

• FBI agent set to discuss the "email situation" (satirical segment, not a real agent)
• Tony Romo’s dad, Randy the Chipmunk, and Reverend Charles mentioned as upcoming guests, all played for comedic effect.
• Car culture chat: DJ Pre K, the white intern from Azel, is brought in for car banter and jokes about rims, hood culture, and generational differences in taste.

  "When I say Mali, you say boo. What's up?" — John [07:07] Forgiato wheels are valued at $2–8k each; jokes about leaving expensive wheels on cars overnight in dodgier neighborhoods.

4. Car Dealing Stories — The Harsh Reality of Junk Cars

• [10:03–14:31] John recounts a story of hiring a promising new buyer who bought a $200, 240k-mile Dodge Stratus at auction—exemplifying beginners' mistakes and how "junk" cars just drain time and money:

  "Cars are disposable... if you don't believe me, go down to the metal smelter." — John [13:27]

  • Trucks, however, retain value much better, no matter the miles.

  "Trucks will fully depreciate down to like $500 and never go below it..." — John [14:28]

5. Car Valuation Live Calls & Sharp Negotiations

• A significant chunk of the show comprises callers asking for real-time offers on their cars. John's style is quick, blunt, and a little gruff, providing honest offers with little sympathy for emotional sellers:

  "Does five grand work?" — John, to a Silverado seller [20:32] "If you inherited [a classic] that's the only way I'll buy it from you. If you built it, I don't want it." — John [23:49]

6. Flying Cars and Future Promises

• "Uber wants flying cars" leads to a top 10 list bit (which John immediately rejects as boring), and "grab them by the wizard" style jokes lampooning current events and language sensitivities [24:24-25:29].

7. Classic Car/Truck Trends, Market Insight, and Dealer Reality Checks

• John explains the market for various vehicles, emphasizing how cars drop in value over time while certain trucks hold value. He illustrates the cold reality of "commodity" pricing in his business.

  "They're liquid commodity assets to us..." — John [30:44] "Gays have the cleanest cars in the world... I will give more for a gay man's car than I will a straight man's car." — John [31:10]

8. Halloween Satire — Reverend Charles Sermon

• [42:03–45:32] The character of Reverend Charles delivers a gospel-style sermon about the "evils of Halloween," blending Southern Black Church parody with biting commentary on candy, tradition, and holiday spectacle:

  "These pagans back in the day, back in northern Scotland... send their little ones out to beg the forgiveness of the nature spirits that they worship." — Rev. Charles/Bobbo [43:30]

9. Sports & High School Football

• [38:15–39:10] Bobbo's son’s senior night, district standings, and brief World Series talk. John hopes for a Charlie Sheen cameo as "Wild Thing".

10. Intern Spotlight — DJ Pre K

• Ongoing banter pokes fun at DJ Pre K’s persona as a "white, black kid" from Azel, and explores family, racial/cultural identity, and food traditions, all in a tongue-in-cheek, self-aware style:

  "What’s your favorite flavor of Kool Aid?" — Bobbo [41:14]
  "Either red or grape." — DJ Pre K [41:18]

11. Satirical News & Improv Segments

• "Special Agent 9133 OU812" (voice-disguised, falsified FBI agent) reveals ludicrous "inside info" on Hillary Clinton's emails in a deadpan mock-investigative style, lampooning election-year scandals [101:04–103:11].
• Rush Limbaugh, Tony Romo’s dad, Rusty the Squirrel—each is performed in parody or as a quick-hit comic bit, letting the cast riff on current events, sports, or audience questions.

12. The Business of Car Buying — John’s Rant

• [147:10–154:40] John vents passionately about loyalty, dealership etiquette, and the pain of having friends approach him for car advice only to sell their cars elsewhere:

  "What pisses me off more than anything is when your damn friends come to you and you hold their hand for months on some damn car and you're being nice. ...Get away from me." — John [153:03]

  • This sequence is a highlight, capturing John's real feeling for the business and why the show resonates for both car folks and everyday listeners.

13. Car Calls — Market Reality vs. Fantasy

• Throughout, listeners call in wanting more for their high-mileage or customized cars than the market will bear. John gives them quick, unvarnished offers and frequently delivers classic reality checks:

  "What's it worth? 500 bucks. ...The Mexicans will buy them and they take them to the border and sell them." — John [133:35]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

John on Junk Cars:

"Cars are disposable items. If you don't believe me, go down to the metal smelter and look... I'm setting everybody up. When y' all want to call in this morning with your junk ass car. I'm gonna tell you, you got a junk ass car be. I'll tell you the first right out of the gate. Oh, yeah, you got a junk ass car and I don't want it. You can pay me to take it." [13:27]

Humor on Racial and Car Stereotypes:

"Because Mexicans hate you, Bobbo." — John [03:53]
"Gays have the cleanest cars in the world." — John [31:10]

Halloween Satire:

"[Halloween]... we all go, a lot of big litters do it, though. A lot of animals don't even do it anymore... Sometimes they'll even give them a strawberry. Last year, swear to God, Highland Village, all right, they all got dead crickets. That was a good Nutter ween." — Rusty the Squirrel [91:05]

Car Business Insights:

"We buy and sell cars 500 miles an hour, up and down the highway, all over the place. They're liquid commodity assets to us." — John [30:48]
"Trucks will fully depreciate down to like $500 and never go below it, no matter what they are." — John [14:28]

On Loyalty and Friendship:

"...I wanted to buy American Living Radio Legends car. Right. ...I mean, I really did." — John (about Bob Kingsley) [147:43]

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Important Timestamps

• [01:18] John recounts road trip, Alex Jones podcast, and sleep deprivation.
• [03:13] San Antonio radio affiliate/Mexican joke volley.
• [10:03] Story: new buyer, bad $200 auction deal.
• [14:28] Why trucks retain value, even when trashed.
• [20:32] Negotiating over Silverado truck's value.
• [23:49] John’s rules for buying classic cars.
• [24:32] Uber flying cars/top 10 “promises that never came true.”
• [31:10] On why gay men’s cars are the cleanest.
• [42:03] Reverend Charles on "the evils of Halloween."
• [53:03] Rush Limbaugh parody on political scandals.
• [101:04] Satirical "FBI agent" reveals Hillary "email scandal."
• [147:10] John’s passionate rant about loyalty, friends, and car dealing.
• [154:42] Wrapping up: reality of car buying, expectations, and honesty.

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Tone & Language

The show’s tone is rowdy, irreverent, and blends hard-hitting reality with playful, sometimes borderline-offensive banter. The hosts are direct—brash with callers, sarcastic with each other, and frequently drop gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminders about the realities of car dealing and life in general. Comedy and unfiltered honesty are the watchwords, and the show’s fast pace leaves little time for self-censorship.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a wild ride through the American cultural and business landscape, filtered through the eyes of car dealers, old-school shock jocks, and improv comedians. It's part automotive advice show, part Southern soapbox, all humor—with satirical jabs at politics, pop culture, and every kind of car and truck under the sun.

You’ll laugh, you’ll maybe wince, and you’ll definitely learn just how undervalued that rusty old Stratus really is.

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Logo:
The John Clay Wolfe Show — “I buy cars on the radio.”

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Listen for...

• Blunt, real-time car appraisals
• Satirical takes on news and politics
• Classic rock and car culture references
• Ongoing bits with a rotating cast of oddball characters
• The heart of a real used car hustler—funny, sharp, but trustworthy when it matters

Transcript

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[Turley]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is bringing back memories for those about the rock.

[Bobbo]

What kinds of memories?

[John Clay Wolf]

Odd memories. Road trip memories. I just got on. I've been on the road in Louisiana for a couple days and I was coming home.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thursday night late, and it was like 1:30 and I had not been to sleep yet.

[Bobbo]

Ah, you get a little loopy when you're. When you're tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I was listening to, you know, you know something was wrong because I was listening to Infowars on the podcast. Wow.

[JD]

Your button's broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never know it's on a podcast. I never had done that. I was driving through the middle of Texas. There's no radio stations that I knew of. So I was like, who's this Alex Jones character? Is his name Alex Jones?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's worth checking out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I listened to Infowars, but they were coming in and out with. For those about to rock, we salute you. And then here's Turley this morning with Alex Jones. Intro music. You may think it's crazy.

[Bobbo]

Ask yourself why we can't buy.22 long rifle ammunition anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose idea is that?

[Turley]

I had a friend that worked for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a producer for him. Yeah.

[Turley]

And he is just bat crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like for real.

[Turley]

Alex Jones. He literally, when he walks outside, he looks up at the sky to make sure there's no one spying on it. I mean it was. It was bad. It was really bad.

[JD]

For real, he believes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real for real, he believes.

[Turley]

Yes, he believes it.

[JD]

He's just totally whacked. It's not a bit.

[Turley]

Oh no, it's not a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a bit. Well, you thinking of bits? What smells in here?

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Smells like what? I haven't smell. It smells like strip club. Before he. After he had his gallbladder information.

[JD]

Oh God.

[Bobbo]

After his gallbladder surgery was like a bathroom smell.

[Turley]

Yeah, I forgot he had that too.

[Bobbo]

That's probably my attitude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

You kind of hacked me off this week. What was that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did I hack you off?

[Wallace Edwards]

You Remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're bleeding. You're bleeding, you're bleeding. Female part. What's. What's wrong with you?

[Bobbo]

Can we say that I don't know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was ask the blood coming out of. Out of your eyeballs or wherever.

[Bobbo]

No, I was asking if we were on in San Antonio because I have a friend down there that wants to listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Does he not have an iPhone? Can he not stream us off the damn Internet? No.

[Bobbo]

And you texted me back. You said no because Mexican.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he. Timeout. You cry, baby.

[Bobbo]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He texts me, what station are we on in San Antonio? Yeah, and I wrote none. And he wrote back. Why? I haven't even thought about this since you wrote this. You've been sitting on this all day. You remember it?

[Wallace Edwards]

You remember, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I wrote back. You wrote back, why?

[Bobbo]

And I wrote back, cuz Mexicans hate you, Bobo. What's that about?

[JD]

That's funny.

[Bobbo]

That's not cool.

[JD]

Come on. The king of humor. You got to admit that's funny. That's a funny retort.

[Bobbo]

I'm like la corna copia de las cultural.

[JD]

He's kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz Mexicans hate you, Bobo. I said more than that. Didn't I throw more slurs at you?

[Bobbo]

No. My reply, of course, was because you probably think you're too good to buy white vans and low riders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[JD]

All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just put because Mexicans hate you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I thought.

[JD]

That's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I. I thought I said.

[JD]

More slam is better.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I had more in me than that. I'm getting old.

[Wallace Edwards]

You probably sent that to somebody. Some poor program director in Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have I done?

[JD]

How did I make junk clothes?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on an essay. Oh, no. Why not? What he writes back because they don't like you. They said that you're a racist and Mexicans hate you because. Oh, I can't say that.

[JD]

No, you can't. You mean you've sent something on text you can't repeat? Hillary. I did.

[Wallace Edwards]

I did, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. Good morning, everyone. The call in numbers, 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800. We're gonna have an FBI agent in the studio. We really Today? Yeah.

[JD]

To cover what?

[John Clay Wolf]

To discuss the email situation.

[Turley]

He actually knows what the emails are? Yes. He's going to tell us what they are?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Well, this is kind of breaking.

[Turley]

Oh, this is huge. We're the only ones to have this.

[JD]

Awesome.

[Turley]

I've had calls from CNN and everybody's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna be on the show today.

[JD]

Everybody's.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. It's huge. Tony Romo's dad, again, is gonna be. Is he gonna be on the show to get today?

[Turley]

Well, of course, Tony. It's a big week for Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that?

[Turley]

He was practicing, Actually, kind of.

[JD]

I did put the shorts on. Now. He's not playing this weekend, right? No, he's not playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Randy the chipmunk's gonna call in to come in.

[Turley]

He's got some. Because Halloween's coming up, and he's got a good story about what chipmunks do for Halloween.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 of 10.

[JD]

You got to wonder what they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey Casemir.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles talks about the evils of Halloween. Come on now. Here.

[Turley]

Oh, my.

[JD]

Halloween's evil. It's just kids getting candy. Come on.

[Turley]

Well, Reverend Charles, I think it's actually. What is his name? It's like Reverend Charles James Washington iii.

[Bobbo]

Washington Jefferson Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a long name.

[JD]

Like on. Have his own show on daystar or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like.

[Bobbo]

I swear I think I've seen him around.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He looks like some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD]

What a day. How was your week, Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

My week was heavy.

[JD]

Heavy work. Don't know. We don't see each other all week. None of us do, so. No, it's like, hey, how you been?

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavy work week. I'm still a little hungover from sleep deprivation.

[JD]

I. Steve, I see we still have the Aston Martin outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do still have the Aston Martin.

[Turley]

Speaking of that, where's DJ Pre K?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come here, DJ Pre K. We have an intern. He's a. He's a white, black kid from Azel. Yo.

[JD]

One guy that likes to.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just. He's like the B Rad from Bel Air.

[Turley]

He had a question he wanted to ask you, John. He was asking me about this. I was like, you got to talk to John about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. When I say Mali, you say boo. What's up?

[Turley]

Hey, man, I just seen them Aston Martin out there, man. That thing is clean as all hell. Nice sitting on Forgiatos and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What do you. What do you call those?

[JD]

That's what they're called for. Giados.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was driving on chrome, baby.

[JD]

When I was driving, I had a guy stop me and goes, how much for the Forgiatos? I had no idea what he was talking about. Those are the wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, those wheels set up on the back a little bit. I have no idea.

[JD]

Yes. They're about eight grand worth of wheels.

[Turley]

Really?

[JD]

Yes.

[Turley]

Smaller status.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we don't need to be leaving those down here to get them.

[JD]

In fact, they're not on the car anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eat the Como hood rats and knock them down at night. If we leave the car out, I'm.

[JD]

Not gonna say that the car's out there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

4G Auto Forgiatos. What would you put them on, DJ Pre K?

[Turley]

Man, I don't know, you know, I like Cadillacs and Buicks. So, you know, I'm more of a spoke person.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like old ones?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what years?

[Turley]

Like maybe an 84 barrit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, with that stainless top. Oh, drop top.

[Bobbo]

Drop top.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, gotta have it.

[JD]

So you like the Aston Martin though?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Oh yeah.

[Turley]

He asked me if he can borrow it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me take it out for the.

[Turley]

Weekend or something, you know, I got no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've got a 77 town car coming in maybe. Okay, okay, we're talking. Okay. Yo, yo.

[Turley]

To see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you, DJ Prek.

[Turley]

Hey, no problem, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[JD]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our intern.

[Turley]

We're gonna get this 77 town car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Are we? I don't know. Let's. Oh, I. I cut it back after she called in with it. We looked at it. I called my classic guy in Florida and if it was copper, it was great, but it was gold, so it's not as good. It's an old ass car. These old ass cars are weird, man.

[Turley]

But it had. Did you see what the eight tracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It had in it? Yeah, eight track.

[Turley]

Eight tracks.

[JD]

Get out.

[Turley]

Had Doobie Brothers. It had all these just great.

[JD]

Have an eight track actual.

[Turley]

Yes, had actual eight tracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car is huge. Dude, it's enormous. Wait to see. It's 20ft. It's 30ft long. It's a twin engine.

[JD]

What year again?

[John Clay Wolf]

77 town car. Continental Town Car, man.

[JD]

That's a boat. That's a ship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you call those wheels?

[JD]

F. No, no, Fariatos. Farados. For.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they really.

[JD]

They're really eight grand? Not each. They're about 22. Between 2000. I looked them up because the guy stopped me in the gas station. He goes, how much did you pay for the forgiato?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no idea what he.

[JD]

Yeah, I looked them up and I had to go home and look them up. And they're about between 2000 and 2500 a piece.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD]

They're three piece. Handmade wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see where Jeff, the buyer, bought that $200 car at Ewing?

[Turley]

I didn't understand what was going on with that. I Didn't saw the email.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't either.

[Turley]

So he actually bought it or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So Ewing, this Pontiac store in Dallas has a bid sale for wholesalers once a week.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have this new guy and I sent him over there, say, bid on these cars.

[JD]

Did you give him a list?

[John Clay Wolf]

They. They send out a list. And he's not with us anymore because of this. No, no, no. He was. I was trying to teach. Everybody wants to be somebody. Everybody wants to make all this money and everybody wants to do this stuff. And this kid just had me convinced that he had it in him.

[JD]

They want to do what you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he was going to work for it.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he worked for two weeks and he quit.

[JD]

Two weeks he quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually, ironically, he started having success. And right after the day he quit, didn't you get a call from one of his people that wanted to do 15 cars? Yeah. Yeah.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Wow.

[JD]

So close to success.

[Bobbo]

What happened, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened? Where?

[Bobbo]

Well, why'd he quit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he just couldn't stand the. The ramp up period, the pressure.

[Turley]

He said it and he admitted.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, it's just. It's.

[Turley]

It's work and it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's work. Yeah.

[JD]

Stressful. I watched you guys work. I couldn't do it.

[Bobbo]

Me too. That's why I fly in for games, man. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he went out there and he bid this. They had some junk car, O2 Chrysler Stratus or Dodge Stratus with 240,000 miles. And he bid 200 and we got it.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Mario sends me. I've known Mario for 100 years. He sends me, hey, you need to pick up your Stratus. And I looked at it on the sheet and I'm like, what the hell is this?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, hey, I'll send you a check for 200 and you just give it to somebody.

[JD]

So run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we should auction it off or.

[JD]

Give it away on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give it to anybody right now that wants to go over to you and pick it up.

[Turley]

It's theirs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless he gave it away yesterday. I told him to have in a sales meeting, say whoever the salesman of the day is gets the free card.

[JD]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, are you serious? I'm like, I'm dead serious. So, I mean, so to make the from. To make it from plan to the auction. 50. 50. It's going to break down.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I've got to get a record. There's 100. Then I've got a selfie at the auction. That's over 100. You're behind. Oh, yeah. Missing a car. I'm gonna lose 400 on a 200 car.

[Turley]

Okay, so this is for real. He really did buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really did buy. Yeah, that's. You don't bet on that car. $200.

[Bobbo]

Is it really that. That much without value?

[John Clay Wolf]

Totally O2 with 240. And it's a Chrysler product, which. Why did he put a number on it? Those car people.

[JD]

Car. 200 bucks. He's all, what the heck?

[Bobbo]

He doesn't understand the scale, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the neat part is, is it's not bad. And I mean, for $200, here's, here's the. Here's my check.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give the title in the car to anybody that'll take it. And tell them compliments to Wolf. And if something goes wrong with it, do not call me.

[JD]

Call me.

[Bobbo]

You're making friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

No, you're not. Cuz it's going to break down on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's the kind of car that when the dealership trades for it, they put a dollar in it. Or if their pack fee is like $400, their house fee, then they'll put negative $400 in the deal.

[JD]

Yeah, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that it comes in at zero because it's zero. People gotta understand. And it bothered me too, when I first went to 7Eleven and bought one of those cameras that looked pretty nice, but they're disposable.

[JD]

Yeah. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you. When you go through your 18 pictures, you throw the camera in the trash. Well, you turn the camera into Fox.

[JD]

Photo and you never get it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never get it back because it's a shell. And you're like, well, but, but, but it's a nice camera. I paid money for cameras that weren't as nice as this, you know, when I was a kid.

[JD]

Keep them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I got to keep them. So. But cars are like that. Cars are disposable items. If you don't believe me, go down to the metal smelter. Sure. And go look. Or go to the junkyard. Jenny's junkyard guys that I'm setting everybody up. When y' all want to call in this morning with your junk ass car. I'm going to tell you, you got junk ass car be. I'll tell you the first right out of the gate. Oh, yeah, you got a junk ass car and I don't want it. You can pay me to take it. Piece of. I got a piece of. Trucks are different. Why? For some reason, the trucks just keep on going. They just keep on. Trucks fully depreciate and then they, like trucks will fully depreciate down to like 500 and never go below it, no matter what they are.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And like some little rangers and stuff. Trucks are different. But. But anything. 90s domestic Pontiac, anything that's not a trans am or a Mustang gt, it ain't worth nothing.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's an intrinsic value to a truck. I mean, when you steal four. Four giattas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You got to carry them home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

You can't put them in your trunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

True. Hey, I got a Pontiac sunfire. Yeah. And I'm glad I don't. Wow.

[JD]

It's gonna be one of those days.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. And yes, Bubba, the reason we're not on in San Antonio is because Mexicans hate you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote for givemetheven.com. sell us your car, because we're gonna make car buying great again. @givemetheven.com. beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michelle, good morning. You're on the air. Are you there?

[Caller Female]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 Explorer Sport with 52. Is it a V6 EcoBoost Sport? Is that what you've got?

[Caller Male]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles are a little high. You drove 50,000 miles in a year in this thing?

[Caller Female]

No, it's 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Lee Screener. Our screener drank last night. He's. He's hungover. Does it have a sunroof navigation or a rear DVD?

[Caller Female]

Yes to everything except a DVD.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got sunroof navigation. 16,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller Male]

Magnetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

34 grand. I'm a 34 grand buyer. I may give a little more. If you want more, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com 06 diesel, four wheel drive, Cummins with 210 bill average. Rough or clean?

[Caller Male]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seven grand? Eight grand. Eight grand. 06 Dodge 200. What's it take to buy it? 200, 000 mile truck that's 10 years old.

[Caller Male]

I don't know. That's why I called you, to see what you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give eight grand. I'll give eight grand. Go to givemetheven.com you do know. If you know, you know. If you don't know, you don't know. Don't lie to me. Bye. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com. sell us your car because we're going to make car buying great [e-mail] beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD]

Do what the song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay. Good morning. You're on the air. This is John Claywell.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller Male]

I'm in Wellington, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Amarillo ish.

[Caller Male]

Yeah, Amarillo ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. I see 04 Silverado, three quarter, four wheel drive, gas with a buck 44. Is it a crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller Male]

It's a crew cab. And is it the four doors all the way around?

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or clothes and lt or LS LT Average rough or clean?

[Caller Male]

I would say clean. It's got a few little dings here and there, but nothing major.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Cause I'm thinking Amarillo Ranch rough.

[Caller Male]

Yeah. We do some cattle work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean has a horse ever backed his ass into the door and the dents still there?

[Caller Male]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I've seen that a little bit.

[Caller Male]

Of minor hell on the hood, but due to the color, it is hard to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller Male]

It's a light gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything work right? Anything wrong? Any gauges broke? Anything? Nothing.

[Caller Male]

I put on the website when we sent this in last night that the check engine light had come on a while back. I took that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they check engine lights don't come on because oil checks, but that's fine. Did they. Have they bid it yet? Have they sent your email? If you sent it in last night, I'm sure they haven't because they just got here.

[Caller Male]

Yeah, no, we haven't received anything for it. I sent a couple of pictures and tried to. I took like 30 pictures, but could only put two on five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand work?

[Caller Male]

We owe about 4, 500. We're moving to Pueblo. That's the only reason why we're selling the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're getting smarter because you're going up higher and it's gonna get cooler and I'm. I envy you.

[Caller Male]

Well, I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd love in Colorado if I could make a living up there. Well, I'll get five grand and you know, we can. We've got a drop spot up in. How far are you from Amarillo?

[Caller Male]

We're just in between Amarillo and panhead, so 20 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If five grand works. And guys, if you're listening, send them an email offer for five grand. Unless the pictures look like a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine. And we'll get it bought and get.

[Caller Male]

It paid for like that. All right, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jeff. A 70 Torino GT with 67. All depends on how nice it is. I don't do many classics, but this one, I would go to the website, givemetheven.com givemethevin.com load it up and we will look at it after the show. Okay.

[Caller Male]

All right. Yeah, it's a clean car. I mean, the interior is all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD]

Moving on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just moving on. I mean, the interior is quick.

[Bobbo]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

These classic cars is like, I like airplanes.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm an airplane queer.

[JD]

You are. As am I.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean that in the most non sexual way I could ever say. There's nothing wrong with saying I'm queer for airplanes.

[JD]

No, there's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mind. I see this look Bob's giving me. It's Your mind is in the gutter.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Bob. I'm queer for airplanes.

[JD]

Everything is in context. And that context means you're just. You love them. Yeah, I'm. I'm a space geek. I love airplanes as well. So what were you. Where were you going with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not queer for him.

[JD]

I'd rather. Just tell me where you were going with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go around the airport, you see these guys sitting there rubbing on their airplanes.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they'll talk your ear off.

[JD]

Absolutely. Ask them any question and you're there for that.

[Bobbo]

Is that what you call it these days?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll just talk ear off and they'll tell you all about this and its life and who owned it and where we've been.

[JD]

And mom and the time it ground looped into Omaha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the dog that got caught up in the Prop Back in 72, God bless her soul, they know everything. So in these classic car guys are the same way. They go out to the Good guys car festival and they go to Texas Motor Speedway. They geek out and they geek out and they want to talk about these cars. And I, I don't care.

[Bobbo]

And I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll talk airplanes with you like that. But I'm not the classic car guy. I have a respect for him. I appreciate him. Wow, look at that. And drive around the block. Damn. I want to sell it now. Right, Right. Yeah, I just, I just, I, I, every time I buy one, if I had, if it had a different screw in, a different gear ratio or a different slat on the air vent or the seat had that one more power position, yeah, It'd be worth 10,000 more dollars. But since mine doesn't have that, then it's worth $5,000. Every time, every time I buy one, I'll lose money. And on the classic cars, if you want to sell them to me, I'll buy them from you. If you inherited them, that's the only way I'll buy them from you.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because then you've got nothing, no investment. And you, they're free to you. And you won't sit here and about what you gave. Yeah. And what you spent.

[JD]

But if you built it, if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Built it, I don't want it. If you bought it and made it better, I don't want it. If you, if somebody died and left it to you, I want it.

[JD]

Okay, because you don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we'll both be looking at it the same way. How much is this worth? There you go.

[Bobbo]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Raider. J.D. what do you have in the news today?

[JD]

What do we have in the news? Well, you know, Uber. Have you ever taken an Uber?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD]

Well, Uber is coming out with a new report saying soon they hope to have. Are you ready? Flying cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh boy.

[JD]

By themselves. These cars are going to pick you up, fly 200 miles an hour and drop you down. Now, the only hook is Uber doesn't want to create them. They want somebody else to to build them. Actually, that spins off into our top 10 list this morning at 10 o', clock, which is The Uber. Uber wants flying cars. What are the other top 10 things we should have by now that we were promised all the way back to the 50s?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't care. Hey.

[Bobbo]

What?

[JD]

Well, all right. So the top 10 has been put off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab them by the.

[JD]

Yeah, we got it. We know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can I use in exchange for that word today? Because I've got a lot to say on that topic.

[JD]

Wizard. Wizard.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wizard.

[JD]

Wizard. Just anything that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab them by the coochie.

[JD]

No, just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that bad?

[JD]

Why go there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just make it. Is it bad?

[JD]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

You guys got me, like, shell shocked.

[JD]

Make up a funny word and use that instead. Everybody that's listening now will get it. And the other people we don't care about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab them by the whizzer.

[JD]

Anything. Just pick and pick a funny word.

[Bobbo]

Beaver.

[JD]

It's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beaver.

[Bobbo]

By the short hairs, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, when I say coochie, I don't think anything about it. And y', all. Y' all flinch. And then when he says beaver, I friends. And when you say short hairs, I flinch. Everybody has different lines in their soul, don't they? Of what's. What's, what's.

[Bobbo]

Okay, sure. Well, listen, if there was an award for accidentally saying things that we're not supposed to say, I win it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get back to that in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf giving buzz now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Alexis, are you there?

[JD]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to go to break, but hang tight. I'll be right back. Pleased to meet you.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Hope you guess my name.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better get back to the woods but I quit those days and my redneck wave. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. GiveMeTheEven.com we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Wallace Edwards]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your Underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm One Way Motorway. What's the good? This is their best tune. Good morning Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Pennsylvania, Louisiana. All you people out there in streamy streamy land. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Alexis, Good morning. Where you calling from darling? Texas. Where in Texas? Texas is a big old place. 2012 Mazda 5. 95, 000 miles. What's your payoff?

[Caller Female]

9,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was afraid of. That's why you're calling me? Because somebody already told you you're upside down?

[Caller Female]

No, honestly not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No? No. Well, that happens a lot. Is it the wagon?

[Caller Female]

Yeah, it's the mini. Mini? It's the mommy mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. How many kids do you have?

[Caller Female]

2.

[John Clay Wolf]

The money on its five grand with 95,000 miles. So you need to, you need to trade out of it if you want to get out of it bad. Unless you have a four thousand dollar check to write to get out of.

[Caller Female]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes ma'. Am. Oh wait. Lincoln MKZ with 137 Renee MKZ. Is that the, is that the sedan or the, the little SUV?

[Caller Male]

Sedan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three to four grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll look. Carl, a 10 GT hard top. This leather cloth on your Mustang. Leather. 80,000 miles or 70?

[Caller Male]

80 just like for 79. 700 right in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

8,500. I'm sorry, I'm thinking, I'm thinking 8,500. Yeah.

[Caller Male]

No, that's not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well it is, it is close, Carl. I bought about 230 cars this week, so I'm. You may be that far off the money. I understand. If you're that far off, it's not my fault. But don't make it seem like I'm stupid because I buy them all day.

[Caller Male]

Well, I'm not. I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying that's not even close to what I'd sell it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. That makes sense. That's cool. I think, you know, It's a. It's 85 to 10 car. I was gonna hit it at 10 grand if I had 70. With 80 it changes things. So anyway, that's the money. It's all good man. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I had to throw an elbow bobbo early on just to get Things set and straight. What happened?

[JD]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

Which elbow?

[John Clay Wolf]

My right elbow. Somebody's, you know, mfing me a little bit. Oh, I'm sensitive. Well, I'm sensitive, yeah. I'm sick of people telling me I'm not close.

[JD]

You say, well, he didn't mean you're off. He means, no, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

THEY LAUGH. Oh, you're such a dumbass. Oh, you freak. Seventeen.

[Bobbo]

Five. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD]

Well, they're depressed and they're sad that the number was nowhere near what they had in their head.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll make sense. I can understand that.

[Bobbo]

It's horse trading, though, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, it is. But these are commodities to me, boys and girls, literally. I mean, when we're talking numbers, you know, Dell stock, Dell computers, trading at 52 a share. I'm 52. Oh, you're so stupid. No, you're so stupid. He said $52.

[JD]

That's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is what we do, man. We buy and sell cars 500 miles an hour, up and down the highway, all over the place. They're liquid commodity assets to us. And do we. Do we negotiate? Damn right. Is it, you know, plus and minus $2,000? Sometimes, yes. Depending on equipment. Look, condition, how nice they are, the nice car, the market. If you're gay.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell me your car.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they have the cleanest Gays, have the cleanest cars in the world.

[JD]

And that comes from years of experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. This. That is not discriminatory. That is pro.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will give more for a gay man's car than I will a straight man's car.

[Bobbo]

That's true. I've seen that. Remember that Firebird we picked up one time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That was experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he clear? As a three dollar bill.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Each other. That red one.

[Bobbo]

These two fellows. Yeah. With the red Firebird.

[John Clay Wolf]

There were two of them, not one of them.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. They both wanted to say goodbye to the Firebird.

[JD]

They dress better. They do. They can take care of themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a gay man and like to keep my car maintained, you would kill. I need help.

[JD]

One look in John's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a. What was that guy's name? And. Oh, what movie? The TV show. Lloyd. Jeremy Piven. Lloyd. His assistant.

[JD]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need Lloyd.

[Wallace Edwards]

Lloyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was looking at our. Our financials yesterday for the year, for the company. Yeah. Because the accountant was dragging me through them and there's a category called jcw. Fines.

[Bobbo]

Fines. Really? You've got an item.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got an itemized account line called JCW fines.

[JD]

What is that for?

[John Clay Wolf]

Parking tickets. Just stupid stuff. It wasn't a large amount of money, but there was. There were some fines throughout the year.

[JD]

When you have your own line item.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most of us tickets. And then she was like, that's kind of weird, don't you think? I'm like, well, I pulled out a ticket out of my briefcase and said, here's one from Kendra, Louisiana, from two days ago.

[Bobbo]

I need you to handle it.

[JD]

Here's another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

For what? Just speeding.

[Bobbo]

Speeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who this be? Good morning. You're on the air.

[JD]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Hi. Where are you calling from?

[Caller Female]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller Female]

08 Chevy Tahoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller Female]

With 36, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. I love it. You got good miles?

[Caller Female]

Well, I actually had a new motor put in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on how that affects how many miles are on the odometer?

[Caller Female]

On the odometer.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God.

[Caller Female]

I'm driving now. 171.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just fixing. So you said 36. Is that most people have 136 or 236?

[Caller Female]

I had a new motor put in it because of something that. I don't even know what was wrong with it. But I had a brand new motor put in over a year ago. A little over a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just FYI, the car has 170,000 miles on it. That's what it has. You have a new motor that was put in, but that doesn't change the. The mileage on the car. No. I appreciate your enthusiasm and if I was you, I'd say the same thing. But when I go to sell it at auction, wherever, it's got 176 on it.

[Caller Female]

So even for an insurance standpoint, it wouldn't change my value on my vehicle. Not a bit either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a bit. That's a good. That's a very good point. No, it would not.

[Caller Female]

Yeah, I didn't. I thought that maybe it did. Yeah, I guess I was wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about a five grand truck with 180 on it. Unless it's ltz with navigation and sunroof and all that.

[Caller Female]

Yeah, I know. It's just. It's leather interior with the captain seats in the middle and in the front. But yeah, nothing really special.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have documentation on that, if you have documentation on that motor job, on that motor driver.

[Caller Female]

Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would six or seven grand buy it? Think about it.

[Caller Female]

Five on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about it. Go to givemethevin.com and let's look. Philip from Ferrari of Dallas. Good morning. Yes. You working today? I'm on the air, and so are you.

[Caller Male]

I know you are.

[Bobbo]

I know you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got for me going to. We can't do the one that we were talking about.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

They've already begun all the work on it, so that kind of puts it above your price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, how much is it?

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

What do we need to be at, like, 64?

[John Clay Wolf]

64 grand.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

64. But they did all the paint, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the tires, they did the wheel.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Repair, they did all the PDR.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 64 grand buys it. It's a 12 Maserati GTC with 11, 000 miles. Burgundy blacktop. Right?

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Yeah. 64 buys it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will look after the show.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Okay.

[JD]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Call me on some ferraris. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, 53. Five window Chevy. Susan, can you go to my website and load that up?

[Caller Female]

Can I go to your website and load that up?

[John Clay Wolf]

The pictures, I don't know what those. That. That's a great truck, and I know it's a special truck. Where are you calling from?

[Caller Female]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll buy it, but I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and push two pictures.

[Caller Female]

I didn't tell him what all's been done to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can do all that in the description. Give me the vi.com. that goes for anyone who's trying to get through right now. These classic cars, I don't want them on the air because there's just way, way, way too many questions asked. Andy. A 14 accord with 50s and leather cloth rig.

[Caller Male]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 10 grand. Ish. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll email you an offer letter. Okay.

[Caller Male]

All right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Hi, J.D.

[JD]

Exhausting listening to you. I'm just tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I.

[JD]

You do it all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could tell Turley when I've been in the auction lanes a lot.

[Turley]

You're on target.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all tuned up.

[Turley]

You don't even need your book, right?

[JD]

So at noon today, you just crash and shut down for. I do 40. 40 hour or not 40. I do one day.

[Turley]

I do for one full day.

[JD]

One full day of shut down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took a buddy of mine, he works with us, and he went on my bind trip with me, and he told me. He's like, I snore loud. But you probably want to get us two Hotel rooms, like, oh, yeah.

[JD]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. I snore, too.

[JD]

Yeah, buddy, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I almost died going home and fell asleep at the Wheels.

[JD]

You couldn't sleep?

[John Clay Wolf]

That son of a. Somebody needs to shoot him with a.30 06.

[JD]

Did you get audio? You should get audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was bad. It was bad.

[JD]

You're up. Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I was bad. I called my wife and just said, I'm so sorry. Yeah, she's been saying that. Snore. I'm like, man, get me a. Get me a bubble to wear over my head.

[JD]

Well, he warned you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did buy.

[JD]

You've got to get a digital recorder. Oh, I have your phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, bad. I was looking at a CPAP machine the next morning.

[JD]

Give him for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, for me. I mean, if my wife has to live with that.

[JD]

Oh, I guess you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No wonder she's so mean to me. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Bob O. What's up with your week, man?

[Bobbo]

Man, it's been a. It's been a busy week. You know, senior night last night, my boy played his last game in our home stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is he a quarterback?

[Bobbo]

He is not a quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I noticed he had plays on his arm.

[Bobbo]

They play them on safety. They play them, you know, kick returns.

[Turley]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did they win?

[Bobbo]

They did, yeah. Doing well in district, actually. They went to the game one and two. They're now two and two. But they clinched in because there are two teams in our district, Brock and Breckenridge, who have beat everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brock's good.

[Bobbo]

So there are a lot of, you know. Oh, and some odd teams.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been watching the World Series. It's a good one. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Great game last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really good one. Great. I really hope they bring Charlie Sheen in for an intro as the Wild.

[Bobbo]

I loved your post about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com and, Turley, please stop with the disco. Classic rock. It's really, really bothering me. Wow.

[Turley]

Love it.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-8800, radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did like DJ Pre K earlier. Turley, he was.

[Turley]

Got any more questions for DJ Pre K?

[JD]

Who's our intern, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all were screwing with the deal. I just lost mine. No. Yeah. Lost all my phones.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where is DJ Prek? Yo, dj. Yo, yo, yo, He's a white kid, college kid that came here to be an intern.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wears his hat with a flat brim sideways. And he's got a little spirit in him. Yeah, got a little spirit.

[JD]

Spirit. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's country boy. He's from Azel.

[JD]

Oh, really? I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing better than a white. Have you. A black kid from Azel?

[JD]

Have you always been like this or something? You moved into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ for K. About.

[Turley]

About 10, 12 years old, something like that.

[JD]

You know, you just started talking this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you play basketball?

[Turley]

No, I don't. Five, ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little too short.

[JD]

So do you. Do you envision the day you'll go back to being a normal white guy.

[Turley]

And what, start wearing, you know, polos and all that? I don't know. You know, I don't see it.

[JD]

Start speaking like people from Azel speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I tell you what. Maybe someday. So it was kind of in him. Does your. Is your grandpa still alive?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your dad still.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he make fun of your accent?

[Turley]

Oh, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he half black as well?

[Turley]

Well, you know, he's worked at the post office for 35 years, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell's that? So he. A little bit. He's had it all. He's. He's.

[Turley]

He doesn't have a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you brought on the entire African American culture into your white world? I mean, do you eat. Do you eat pig's feet?

[Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ham? Hog?

[Turley]

Hell, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Bob, do you have any questions?

[Bobbo]

What's your favorite flavor of Kool Aid?

[John Clay Wolf]

Either red or grape.

[Bobbo]

Red's the answer.

[JD]

Wow, it's happened.

[Turley]

What do you eat with your waffles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, man.

[Turley]

Y' all want me to say chicken, huh?

[JD]

No, you gotta get.

[Bobbo]

Oh, come on, buddy.

[JD]

You gotta get on.

[Turley]

No. No chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna have Uncle Roy come in here. We're gonna have a who showdown.

[Turley]

Well, if the question is who's black, I'm. I'm gonna lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, who's a black girl at heart. At heart.

[JD]

Personality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you, DJ.

[Turley]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800.

[Wallace Edwards]

Priceless.

[Bobbo]

Man, there's a great opportunity for funny stuff in there.

[Turley]

A lot.

[Bobbo]

I'm not sure exactly what yet, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles is here this morning.

[Turley]

You want to grab him here real quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I do want to grab him. And while we're doing that, if we can coffee fix this.

[JD]

He's out getting some coffee here. Here he comes. He's Got his robe on. Oh, Lord.

[Bobbo]

Brothers and sisters.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Morning, Reverend.

[JD]

How you doing?

[Bobbo]

Lord, Lord. Lord.

[JD]

Lone, you look good. You're looking good, man. Did you get some rest?

[Bobbo]

When I woke up this morning, yes, sir. I heard a disturbing sound. What'd you hear? I said, when I woke up this morning.

[JD]

I think we heard it.

[Bobbo]

I heard a disturbing sound.

[JD]

You didn't come to preach today.

[Bobbo]

It was a sound. A little candy corns.

[JD]

Oh, little candy corn.

[Bobbo]

And Snickers.

[JD]

What?

[Bobbo]

And single wrap. Little baby roofs and Butterfangrens.

[JD]

What noise do they make sliding around.

[Bobbo]

Inside a little plastic orange jack o' lantern bucket? I got you, you know.

[Caller Male]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Children's. Yeah. This time of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Y' all gonna send your little bitty little pretty ones. Yeah. Little kids out on the streets of America begging for candy in the name of Halloween. Yeah. That we calling my church with Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. I said, why?

[JD]

Oh, it's. I got it all saints night or something.

[Bobbo]

Can I get Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen.

[Bobbo]

These pagans back in the day, back in northern Scotland.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Probably London.

[JD]

What? Northern Scotland.

[Bobbo]

And Paris, Spain.

[JD]

What?

[Bobbo]

Send their little ones out to beg the forgiveness of the nature spirits that they worship.

[JD]

At the time, stuck on Paris, Spain began.

[Bobbo]

And they said, come low. Be as a bug. Give me some candy.

[JD]

Be as a bug.

[Bobbo]

Come low, low. Can you not see my bucket?

[JD]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

And my hammock. And my Dak Prescott jersey.

[JD]

I was gonna ask about that.

[Bobbo]

Dress up like little monsters zombies. Lord Almighty. Katy Paris walking around door to door asking for candy all over the place. When they don't know that they giving their legions to the demons of hell. Children's really. An individual rap Snickers ball is not worth the weight of your soul. So instead of Halloween, sometimes I am trick or treating. Going downtown, shaking yourself around, little ballerina tutu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dressing up like a woman of the evening.

[Bobbo]

Come down to the Holy church of the Free Poet Living Water.

[JD]

It's gonna happen, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Bobbo]

Where the water was alive and so was the flow show. Yeah. Join your friend.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And connoisseur to the Lord, the Brother Charles Washington Jefferson Jones Choir. And save your soul this Halloween instead of losing it to the people of Mars and Eminem Incorporated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hallelujah.

[Bobbo]

See joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joy.

[Bobbo]

See joy. Lord, Lord, take it to heart.

[JD]

I didn't realize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. So demonic.

[Turley]

Yes.

[JD]

No clue.

[Turley]

What a great sermon that was all about.

[JD]

Cadbury eggs.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. My mouse is still out. 800, 800. Hey, when that happens, radio. The whole thing reset. But the Mouse is out, so the caller's on hold. I'm sorry, I can't get to you because Charlie was working on something and it knocked the telos out. But he'll fix it here in just a second. He's handy. We got a handy handy.

[Bobbo]

Some here in the studio got in no Mouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so damn handy. What happened, man? What happened? Where?

[Bobbo]

Technical stuff bugs me to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Every day in my life nowadays. I wish at one time I was an engineer of some sort, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Broadcast field. A lot of technical stuff in here. And there are no wires anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

He fixed it, man. He already fixed it.

[Bobbo]

For a lot of solid state, you don't just unplug and plug something else in, you know. There's got to be a telos.

[John Clay Wolf]

You still just be rchx. Man, it was easy.

[Bobbo]

It was easy.

[JD]

Just unplug, put a new in.

[Bobbo]

It didn't matter. Sony, Pioneer, Yamaha. It's all the same, man. Two RCA jacks, right, left and right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, here we go. We got it. We got it. Oh, but it won't let me open the damn. Y' all keep talking amongst yourself for a second.

[Bobbo]

I ran into a hillbilly fest this morning.

[JD]

What's a hillbilly?

[Bobbo]

There's a chain of convenience stores in my hometown, and it's not one of the big ones that you recognize down here. They're based out of New Mexico. That helps. They also have the best beef and bean burrito in the world.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I always go to the one on Main street on the way out of town because it's directly on the way out of town. But they don't have the little chocolate swisher cigarillos that I enjoy for the drive. They don't to Fort Worth. So I went to the other store, store number two.

[JD]

Same chain. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the parking lot was half full of. Of crazy young white people, ages probably 21 to 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

I walked inside, I thought, well, you know, it's 4 in the morning. This is 4 in the morning?

[JD]

Yeah, you were here early.

[Bobbo]

And they're active. I mean, they're partying. You know, I go in the store and I'm getting coffee, and there's a young woman, big, big young woman crying with a. With a Walmart sack full of ice to her face.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe what he did to me.

[JD]

Okay, here we go.

[Bobbo]

And I said to the guy at the counter, I got my coffee and my cigarilla. Said, quite an atmosphere you got up here this morning. He said, yeah, that's the third person this morning that walked in want a bag of eyes for their face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Third.

[Bobbo]

I don't know what happened, man. It's like Helter Skelter landed in my hometown last night, Halloween weekend.

[JD]

It's not a full moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see if this works down on these callers. Good morning caller, can you hear me?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of car do you have?

[Caller Male]

2013 Chevy, 2500 LTV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller Male]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old body style? Four wheel drive, crew cab?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navigation? Sunroof and leather.

[Caller Male]

Everything. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short store bed. How many miles?

[Caller Male]

101,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[Caller Male]

101.

[John Clay Wolf]

101 on a 13 LTC. L to the T to the Z. 28,000. Does that sound right? 28, 29,000.

[Caller Male]

That's not too bad at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's off the top of my head. But I know I'm close and I'll give right, right there at it. So where are you coming from?

[Caller Male]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and I'll buy it. Load it up. Thanks, man. 13 King Ranch F150 with 72. Good morning. Is it a leather cloth truck?

[Caller Male]

It's leather black with tan leather sunroof. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller Male]

Four wheel and 2,000 miles ago. I have a leveling kit and a little bit larger tires that gives it that good look put on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid twenties. Does that sound right? 25 grand.

[Caller Male]

I was hoping for more.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the 72 on the clock that's slowing me down on the. Oh, no. But at 40, you know, I was thinking like 28. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say put an info. Say John thought mid-20s on the air, but he asked me to give him a second look. So when I have that VIN number in those pictures, it'll really help me.

[Caller Male]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I can take your VIN number and just double click it and drop it into my software and it'll show me every auction transaction around the country in the past 90 days. It shows me all the bookouts. It shows me the Carfax, the auto check. I mean, it's just with that VIN number it just blows everything up. Where? I don't have to guess.

[Caller Male]

I got you. Thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 09 vet with 14. Didn't we buy an 09 vet with 1800 miles on this week, Turley?

[Turley]

Yeah, I believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't.

[Turley]

It was a 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Joe, good morning.

[Caller Male]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller Male]

Irving, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color Is your vet crystal red metallic, Automatic or stick?

[Caller Male]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low 20s.

[Caller Male]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller Male]

Yes, it's a 3LT Z51.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Mid 20s, low to mid 20s. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller Male]

Well, I really just been listening to your show every week, and I fixed to take the COVID off it. Sits in the garage all the time and drive it. And I thought I might buy a new vet all this cost, see what mine's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to lease one or buy one?

[Caller Male]

But I'll probably buy a new one just like I bought this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who do you do business with in Dallas?

[Caller Male]

Classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I know them. They're good. Good boys. The guys are Vandergriff. Chevy are also friends of mine, too. But tell Classic. Tell Classic. I'll. I'll give 25 grand for it if they want to wholesale it out to me.

[Caller Male]

Okay, man, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell Hagen Durant. Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD]

What a week, man. You're just. You can feel the energy coming off you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[JD]

You're just like sparking.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's because I just knocked one off in the bathroom.

[JD]

Is that what it was? I wondered what that sound was. Now I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD]

Yeah, we just. Let's move forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about politics?

[JD]

Oh, please. Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Wanna. I. I want to talk to Rush Limbaugh.

[JD]

About what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And we don't have much time. 800, 800. 7, 2 3, 4, 8.

[Turley]

He's always ready. We can wake him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk to Rush real quick and get to touch him, and then we'll. We'll get to him a little bit later. Rush.

[Bobbo]

John, your timing's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why?

[Bobbo]

I just had a fresh Percocet. Feeling fine on a Saturday morning?

[Caller Female]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

But, look, I don't usually get to do this program on a Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Bobbo]

I quite enjoy you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

We enjoy you like the fact that.

[Bobbo]

Turley always has the Glenn Livit available.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, let's. Let's get right down to business. So yesterday, I feel like we went from Trump's Grab Them by the Hoo. Ha.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

To Grab him by The Fuzzy Wuzzy Tour is on tour now, right? I mean, he is back in the driver's seat.

[Bobbo]

Do you mean Wiener?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the wiener is different. Wiener is not Fuzzy Wuzzy. But Wiener got the whole bus going that way.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very confusing. And it sounds sexual in the window as hell, but it's not meant to be.

[JD]

It's not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the guy's wiener.

[JD]

The guy's name is wiener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wiener flared up.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a elderly woman in a mall parking lot got hit by wiener shrapnel yesterday right across the chin.

[Bobbo]

That's the sad kind of coincidence. I think that's the same happens mostly this time of year to prominent democrats in our government.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, red Halloween. You hear about people mugging other people and just throwing candy at them doing this. But Hillary got hit with wiener shrapnel.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, that's right. And I'd like to. I'd like to bear the wiener.

[JD]

What?

[Bobbo]

Find out more about this. Put the wiener on the table if you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to be transparent about the wiener.

[JD]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I think Hillary's wiener connection, Anthony Wiener could shine a lot of light.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On the Hillary King conspiracy train.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. We've got to get a break.

[Bobbo]

Could you take us out back with more on the John Clay Wolf show here at the excellence in broadcasting network. Talent on loan from God. You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by. Give me the. The vin dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor doctor. Give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote. Forgivemetheven.com. sell us your car because we're going to make car buying great [e-mail] beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blaine02 Ford Taurus with a hundred thousand miles it's worth $8. You there?

[Turley]

You didn't like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 16 challenger with 5,000. Matt, is it a SRT or a base or RT or what?

[Caller Male]

It's a Hellcat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Hellcat. 50 grand. Ish. This. The market's been jumping around on these heavily, heavily, heavily lately. Does it. Does it have automatic in a. In a sunroof?

[Caller Male]

It's a manual. No options.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com Shoot me the VIN. Let me look at it and pull a market report because it's literally been changing every day on them. I lost 5,000 on one of these. No, seriously. And so I'm. I'm a little red assed about them. So. Yeah, but I'LL damn sure buy them. I just need to figure out what they're worth because the last time I gave 55 for one and sold it for 50. I learned what it was worth that day. Weight? A mustang hard top with 14. Is it a GT?

[Caller Male]

No, it's me fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's your payoff?

[Caller Male]

Pay off of 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller Male]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna be upside down. You're gonna be upside down. Go to givemetheven.com and put the info in 16. A lot of 16s. 6. Look at the miles on this, Mike. 16 escape with 75. I mean, you never got out of it. Struffolino.

[Turley]

Damn.

[Caller Male]

Yeah, well, you know, so it's my dad's car. He passed away, so I'm trying to sell it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And am I. Am I looking at it wrong? It says 2016 Ford Escape was 75,000 miles.

[Caller Male]

7,500 say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Right. Right. Old man drove. Yeah. Our call screener, man, he smokes grass. He's one of those musician types and he. He misses things. It's not your fault. Which trim? Oh, I've got to go to break. Hey, Mike, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I want to buy this car. I'll get you a check today for it, okay?

[Caller Male]

It's a titanium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Get it.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you sell me your [e-mail], you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. GiveMeTheEven.com I buy benzos. I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsches, Lexus, the works. Give me the vin.com. i want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Wallace Edwards]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly, good morning. Eleven sorrento with 105 on it. What's that worth? 7, 500. Is that right?

[Caller Female]

Well, probably. I. That's what I was telling God did. I went to the Give me the vindot and Tried to submit everything because I actually, I'd like to trade it in and I can't get anybody to trade it in for what I still owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on it? 10,000. Do you. Will you lease a new one?

[Caller Female]

I. I've never done that before, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to send your deal to Street DNM Leasing. In. Are you in Amarillo?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir, we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll do it out of Amarillo. There's no problem. Since on your give me the vin, whoever you're talking to in my office say, send me a DNM leasing and they will. And they'll get a hold of it. They can. They can bust you out of this thing. You're not that bad upside down. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Turley]

They sell some cars too, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? At least plenty. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Bob, how many times have you gotten that response? I'm flipped now when they say I've never really done that before.

[JD]

It's happened.

[Bobbo]

Come on, you can tell me. I'm your friend. I'm not like the others.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're my uncle, Bobbo.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Robert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Good morning, by the way.

[Caller Male]

Pearland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pearland? Pearland's growing. A buddy of mine is fixed. He's fixing to open South Fork Dodge in Pearland. And I told him if he's going to be that cheesy, he's got to be jruing on his commercials. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

Oh, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think he's gonna do it. 14 infinity G37. Which version?

[Caller Male]

That, I don't know. Give me a couple options there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me look real quick. What color is it?

[Caller Male]

It's white, tan interior. It's got the sunroof, all the hands free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure it's a G37?

[Caller Male]

Four door G37.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 14, right?

[Caller Male]

Yes. Maybe a Q. Is it Q?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so.

[Caller Male]

No, it's a G. It's a G for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down with the G. Down with the Q. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com There's a lot of options on these cars. And dump the VIN in on my. On my website and it will decode the VIN and it'll ask you, does it have this? Does it have this? It doesn't ask a bunch of questions. There's about five, but they're the hard options and they're the money options. And then when. Then by the. When it loads up, I'll already know everything and I can just email you an Offer letter. Okay. Okay. Thanks, man. That goes for everybody. 800-800-723-48-800.

[JD]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. You're right over there, Babo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strange choking over there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, my music doesn't work anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop that. What are we going to do with.

[Turley]

I think he's talking to kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he knows better. Stop it.

[JD]

Put that down. Put it. Take it out of your mouth. You're so used to it.

[Turley]

I like how you're sporting your SMU shirt there, Mr. John Wolf. Wonder why you're doing that. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I hate to. It's no fun picking on people. And I feel it's not cool to be picking on. On, you know, special people. Oh, what does that mean? But what SMU did to Houston last.

[JD]

Week, was it beaten?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever watched something about Mary where he was playing against the special needs kids in black football? Gifted town in my ass. Yeah. SMU snow plowed Houston last week. Good. It's weird.

[Bobbo]

Something.

[Turley]

John was. I was texting back and forth with him. He's like, oh, no, they're gonna lose this game. Don't worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't worry.

[Turley]

Look at your buck. 21 points.

[JD]

Wow.

[Turley]

And he was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we always lose.

[Turley]

He's like, that's exactly what we always lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And he was in shock at the end because I still don't believe that this game was real.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was unbelievable.

[JD]

It was rigged.

[Turley]

They dropped Houston out of the top 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess so. An SMU sucks so bad, they didn't even move. Well, they're three and four after winning.

[JD]

They didn't go up at all?

[Turley]

No, I mean, now they got a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chance to make a bowl.

[Turley]

If they, you know, get six wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toilet bowl.

[Turley]

Hey, it's progress, John.

[JD]

Progress. Not perfection.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what do you think about Hillary Clinton's emails?

[JD]

Where do you start? I don't know. You know, better question is, Michael, you're. You're a supporter.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't really want to hear. Michael's like, I would rather gag the Democrat.

[JD]

No, he's important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep him bound in the corner.

[JD]

His opinion's more important than mine because this mine's not going to change. Yours did yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the FBI director. Director came out yesterday. For those of y' all who live with Jesus behind a rock in a cave, yes. The FBI director came out yesterday and said, we're reopening the criminal. He did? Well, can I talk? It is my show. Wait, is it my show? It's my show. Mike, can you do this?

[Turley]

Just making sure you got the Facts correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

For this segment. Would you mind turning your own mic off?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'd like to talk on my show to my listeners. Go ahead, go ahead. Okay, so what he said was that we're gonna put her in jail.

[JD]

No, he didn't say that.

[Turley]

Okay, well, I love how that's how his mind thinks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what he said was we're going to reopen the scandal on the.

[Bobbo]

Reopen the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to reopen the case. We found new evidence on Anthony. He didn't say on Anthony Wieners. Wieners, yes. Phone Anthony Wieners. So they were scrolling through Anthony, we. Wieners porn. And they found Hillary stuff.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now they're going. Ten days before the election, they're going to reopen it. They're going to reopen the porn case. And, and this is not good timing for, for the Hill at all.

[JD]

Same, Same week, that same day that the WikiLeaks thing comes out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? Luke. Luke Skywalker sang a song about this.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

What's it called?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know that song?

[JD]

I do know the song. I just don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's the pop. That coochie tour that Trump's going on. So Hillary was at the three yard line fixing the punch in with 30 seconds left.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she fumbled. And Trump has picked up the ball and he is running. He's on his own 40, heading for the other end zone. But will he get tackled? Will he fumble himself? Yes. Anything can happen. This is the best. This is like watching a butterfingered, wild college bowl game.

[JD]

The guys that wrote the best years of the TV show Dallas could not have written this.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[JD]

They couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable.

[Bobbo]

Great scandal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a big news watcher and I mean, I got up in the middle of the night just to turn it on to see what happened. Well, after I went to sleep.

[Turley]

And you still don't have the facts.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's okay, John. I know. I know the facts. But what I believe to be. I'm telling you what I believe. They're not going to reopen this case 10 days before the election if they weren't sitting on a smoking gun. There's no way.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And an unfortunate time.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy would get killed and fired if he did that. He's got, he's got. If you played, he's got nothing. Have you ever played poker? He's got a hand. No, he's always got a hand.

[JD]

Well, why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

He's got nothing. You gotta Understand, he, what he's doing is he has to cover his ass because there's nothing there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would you do that?

[Turley]

Because if he held back on this supposed emails and stuff after the election and Hillary wins, then he would been just people bombarded with people saying, why you're holding back information. The American public should have known.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hey, I'm, It's a smart move.

[Turley]

By the guy, cover your ass. You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, there's nothing here. But he basically said, she's got aids. And they're like, no, I don't have aids. Wait, I'll go to the doctor and get checked. But it takes two weeks to get the test results back. What he did was pretty heavy for a guy just trying to cover his ass.

[Turley]

Yeah, he's, well, he's causing an S storm, of course, but he's basically, he's taking a brick and thrown it in the pool of middle of the pool of the politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he did was took a blast.

[Turley]

And let everybody, let everybody just kind of make their own assumption. And when, if, which they should do is release what the actual information is ongoing investigation. Well, they will. In 72 hours, something's going to come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out, but they're begging him for it and he's going to give it to him. And boy, they ain't gonna like what they're getting together.

[Bobbo]

May I call.

[Turley]

I don't think the Republicans will like it at all.

[JD]

You know what?

[Bobbo]

To what we politically know as the Michael Jackson statute, because they are not going to throw that old white lady in jail.

[Turley]

No, there's nothing to throw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Well, anyway, but you know what Rush Limbaugh said, and this is not a cue for him to come back, but he actually, he actually came out and said this is all a smokescreen to cover what the WikiLeaks came out with the dicky leagues. That's what he's saying, the WikiLeaks.

[Turley]

Wow, these conspiracies are great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what do you expect Rush to say?

[Turley]

Oh, that's awesome. This is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is fun.

[Bobbo]

It could be something there. They definitely ripped Bernie off in the primary.

[JD]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bernie may be getting a shot after all. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywell and I buy cars on the air.

[JD]

Love it.

[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, this may be the best song you've selected in the past six months.

[Turley]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, honey child. Bentley man. Good morning, you're on the air. Bentley man.

[Caller Male]

Hi, nice to talk to you guys. Love the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Where are you listening from?

[Caller Male]

Let you guys know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm over in Grapevine, Texas, listening on KZPS 92.5. Lone Star 05 Bentley GT with 48. What's the story?

[Caller Male]

I've had it for about two years. I did some customizations to it. I have some custom 21 inch rims on it. I did some. I did a black grill suede. What is it, the, the rooftop?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Arnaz or Headliner?

[Caller Male]

It's a Continental gt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller Male]

Yeah, clean carfax. I believe it's two owners.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 40 grand. It's right around.

[Bobbo]

40 grand?

[Caller Male]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere.

[Caller Male]

Where I was thinking I'll buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a title?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got check, honey. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say we'll hit this at 40 grand on the air. Here's the picture, here's the car place.

[Caller Male]

Are you looking, are you thinking like lower 40s or like mid-40s?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm thinking like 4, 0, 0,000. Unless this, this, these wheels. How much do the wheels cost?

[Caller Male]

They're about, about 8, 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look. Look at me, look.

[Caller Male]

You know, Forge 2140, they have like the, the Ferrari tires and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a green one with 34, 000 miles that I, I sold for 42. I had a white one with 20, 000 miles that I've sold for 47. Your car's got 40, 000 miles? Yeah, I mean 40. 40's the money.

[Caller Male]

42. Take her today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, go to, go to the website. Let me see what she looks like that the. The customization makes a lot of difference on that car. Give me the VIN.com. load the VIN. Load a side shot, open the door, show me the interior. Tell the guys say John, bid me at 40 on the air. It takes 42 grand and we will let you know after I get off the air.

[Caller Male]

Hey, thanks John. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Landon 11 caliber with 67s worth about four grand, maybe five. Okay, and I'll buy it. Just go to givemetheven.com David. A 13 Escape. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. It's a half leather, half cloth. I guess it's not full leather. 13 escapes gonna be about 10, 11, 12. Probably 1150. Right around 11 is what I'm thinking. Go to give me the all wheel drive, the sunroof. Okay, maybe a little more. Go to, give me the vin.com and load it up and I. I'll get it after the show. Cody, real quick has a 94 Blazer with 166. Is it a S10?

[Caller Male]

Like I said that I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know either. It's just junk. I don't want it. 800-800-723-48800 radio if it's a K5, if it's a two door Blazer, Tahoe, that's one thing. But if it's a Hunt 200000 mile S10 little Blazer. We need to it. You're out. Yeah, I mean I'd put it on a. What do you call that? What's that thing in Monty Python, sir, the peasants are revolting and they were shooting peasants. Put that thing on a catapult and we'll bet hundred dollars for free.

[Bobbo]

Throw over the castle wall.

[JD]

Punk and chunking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just nothing. It's junk. It's junk ass nothing. That's what it is.

[JD]

Are your kids going out for Halloween?

[John Clay Wolf]

All my kids are going out. We've got.

[JD]

Oh, I saw the picture of your daughter dressed up as Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn, she nailed it.

[Bobbo]

Precious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that was a good.

[JD]

Like her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She really did.

[JD]

Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's cool is the way, the way. You don't have that song handy, do you, Turley? Breakfast at Tiffany.

[Bobbo]

Moon River.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Breakfast at Tiffany's, but Deep Blue something.

[JD]

Oh, I'm sorry. So Moon river was the first song in the movie.

[Bobbo]

Moon River.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter and I were driving around you're so old. My daughter and I were driving around tcu.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she. I used to own the plaid pig in the aardvark when I was in college.

[JD]

The bars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So we were talking about it. I was like, that's where the plaid pig was, the aardvark still there. And she mentioned something about we're talking about music and this and that. And I told her the story about this band that was at the Aardvark one night and they played this song. I mean, this is a long time ago. This is 1995.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my little 13 year old daughter, I'm like, they played this song. And I liked it back then. That's what I was into the music business. Sure. And you know. Yeah. In a concert. We promoted concerts and all that. And. And I told the guys, I was like, hey, I want you to gather your things up and I want to go over to our other bar across the block and do the same. And I want to see how the crowd reacts. And so they just went up their acoustic and played for a bigger crowd at the Plaid Pig.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's this song and. And I was telling her this story and I was like, I told him that night. I told Toby and Pipe Brothers. I said, you got a hit. And John Kirtland, this is a hit. And Nugent was their manager at the time. And again, I should have, could have, should have, would have worked on it. But I knew it in my gut. I was like, this is a damn big hit. It went hit number one around the world, man. They are the ultimate one hit wonder outfit. But so she got that story. Then she went home that night, got Netflix and watched Breakfast at Tiffany's. And then that's where the costume came from.

[JD]

That's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like that's cool.

[JD]

She got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they did a good job with this song. This. This band's from. You can bring it up a little bit. Denton, Texas, for those of y' all who don't remember. And it's the Pipes brothers and John.

[Turley]

Play at Rick's all the time up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In Denton. John Kirtland, who still around Dallas. And they're actually back to living off of their old name again.

[JD]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, touring it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep Blue, something's the name of the outfit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD]

Bowling for soup. Another didn't band. Yeah, they were quite. They're up for Grammy. They were.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were.

[Bobbo]

Wichita Falls back in first.

[JD]

Who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bowling for Soup. Really? They don't claim that Obama. They don't. They don't. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller Male]

Hey, what you got? How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller Male]

I was calling, I was wondering. So I want to get some car values but I don't have the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. On the radio. What? Real quick, what is it? Because if it's older, I don't want to bet it on the radio.

[Caller Male]

Well, I don't even want to sell it. I'm just trying to find out the value. And they're not older. It's. I got a O2 Volkswagen Jetta and a 06 Volvo S4. They're my kids cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Volvo I'd buy, but. Oh, just go to. I mean you need them for insurance purposes or something to be valued. You need to value them for insurance purposes or something.

[Caller Male]

Well, I'm looking at it for that reason and for, you know, just what somebody can expect. The Volkswagen, I've done a lot of custom work too, and I don't know what classifies as custom. I know what I think custom is. And the Volvo, it's just in fantastic condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on the Volvo?

[Caller Male]

The Volvo I think has 145,000. I'm a mechanic and I've done all the work myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those cars, you've got two cars that are big time shop cars that cost a lot to repair. But if you're a mechanic it makes sense. But the actual cash value of both those cars combined is about three grand. Yep.

[Bobbo]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And what's weird then you go to an O2 GMC pickup. Remember how I said trucks don't depreciate? Sure don't. So Matt, is this thing extended cam or regular cam?

[Caller Male]

Four door, short bed. It's a 2500 HD with a diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive?

[Caller Male]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four grand? Four grand?

[Caller Male]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four or five. That diesel was not the good one. A couple years newer is when it gets good.

[Caller Male]

Yeah, I know. That's the old LD7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Where are you calling from?

[Caller Male]

Mount Bethel, Pa. What's it called?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller Male]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, too much? Nah, going him off the stage.

[JD]

All right, have a nice day.

[John Clay Wolf]

12. He, he really believed the. Wow.

[Turley]

Well, that's not the worst one I've heard for a diesel. Yeah, this week we had a guy wanted to sell an 01 Dodge 55.9 with a. Was it 199, 000 miles, four wheel drive? Actually, no, it's 245,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Okay. And we're like, is it four wheel drive?

[Turley]

Four wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. That body style is 01. Is it leather?

[Turley]

No, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all hit this truck at. We all are probably weak on it. This truck's still worth all of six.

[Turley]

Well, he wanted 15, so. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd y' all hit it at? It was four.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, hey, I bought that truck, that truck with 145 on it for five in a two wheel drive Thursday night. That it'll be in their lane Tuesday morning. Anyway, let's not get all geeked out.

[Turley]

We're geeking out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're geeking out, man. We sound like Jerry Reynolds or something, actually. But we know what we're talking about. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3. Jerry. I love you. I'm kidding. I'm kidding over the back. Thanks for sending me the old lady with the Lincoln. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. God, you people. Y' all are also very sensitive. Rush Limbaugh, will you take us out because we've got to go to break. Oh, I gotta pull him up. I love Rush. I want to hear Rush more.

[Bobbo]

Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned. Still to come on the John Clay Wolf show, we'll get to the bottom of those new emails from the perspective FBI investigations and more.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to be dead on on this one.

[Bobbo]

And for Halloween weekend, we'll be out as soon as we're supposed to be out because that's why you hire a professional like El Rushman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bow. El rush bo. We have 15 seconds left before the top of the hour on the John.

[Bobbo]

Clay Wolf show, brought to you courtesy of the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And giveme the vin.com.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, were you included on that Facebook chat thing where the gal was talking to us about putting together a playlist? Did you see that?

[Turley]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had that happen before. People want a JCW show music playlist on Spotify. Huh? They can make their own.

[Turley]

They want to make their own. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're such a. 2010 King Ranch. Mike, good morning. King Ranch was 71. Is it Four Wheel Drive?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Caller Male]

FX4?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Leather navigation, sunroof. Yeah.

[Caller Male]

King Ranch, no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's King Ranch.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know 25 grand.

[Caller Male]

25?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it sounds right. I mean, it's a little high, but it's fine. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and I'll buy it an 11 Platinum of 58. Lou, is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller Male]

Two wheel drive, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eco boost.

[Caller Male]

I got the. The boost part. I don't know what the hell the eco is about, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quite honestly. That is true. Those. Those. Those ecoboost sixes are fast as hell. And they. They accelerate better than at 5o, but there's no gas mileage on them. It's two wheel drive with all the goodies. Does it have power boards?

[Caller Male]

Oh, yeah, power board. And I'm telling you what, you'd swear this thing was owned by a gay man. It's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, good, good. Lou's a gay man.

[Bobbo]

Lou?

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean say your last name so everybody knows you're coming out?

[Caller Male]

I didn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lou Bogdos, ladies and gentlemen. If you see a man driving around in a Ford truck, he has come out right here on our show this morning for all the world in the middle of this election. He's just so feeling it.

[JD]

Did not say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, lou, it's a mid-20s on the money and I'd like to buy it. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller Male]

I'll do it, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, man.

[Caller Male]

Good lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor guy. I was friends and. Enjoy it. My God. You know all of his friends. Hey, Bobby, is this Buick, Is it a grand national?

[Caller Male]

No, It's a W E4T type.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it six grand?

[Caller Male]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Six grand? No, he's got a 87T type, which is like a Grand National. It's got 81,000 miles. I gave six grand for the other one the other day. I bought one just the other day. How nice is this card?

[Caller Male]

W4 had one repaint. Yeah, it's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not. I mean, we all know what grand nationals bring, but the T types don't. I swear to God, I gave six grand. I sold it to another guy for seven, and that's what I did. So think about it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Jeremy, if this Nissan 350Z with 125 is nice, I'm a 3 to $4,000 buy. 3 to 4,000. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay.

[Caller Male]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So Wallace Edwards, the music historian, the man with the plan. He's not been on the air with us in a while.

[Turley]

And you get him out of the green room.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does rock and roll history. History.

[JD]

Yeah. He liked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

It's his deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo and I actually write the stories for him because he's a really. But he's got a good delivery.

[JD]

Didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I love his cape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And so Boba and I write these. These bits and. And stories behind the music stories for him and he. Wallace, are you there?

[Wallace Edwards]

Right here, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry for calling you moron, but.

[Wallace Edwards]

I mean, I didn't hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's just time to let people know that we're your writers, that all the clever things that we come up with, you didn't do. You just. But you're a great puppet. Bobbos got his hand in your butt.

[Bobbo]

But you never catch my perfect improvisation.

[Wallace Edwards]

In the middle of those stories.

[Bobbo]

Because I know the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, why don't we get right into the truth? Because today's story is behind the scenes of Lynyrd Skynyrd and the whole Freebird.

[JD]

There's a behind the scenes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, there's a story behind the story with Coach Skinner, and it is very, very detailed. If you're a Leonard Skynyrd fan, you've got to listen to this. You're getting ready to learn things about Lynyrd Skinner that you had no idea.

[Bobbo]

Hang on.

[Wallace Edwards]

In 1970, before Ronnie Van Sant and his band found fame as one of the premier southern rock acts in the history of American popular music, the young Florida natives first had to find a name for the band. The group settled on what they considered a hilarious inside joke, Leonard Skynyrd. A mocking tribute to a physical education teacher at Robert E. Lee High School. Coach Leonard Skinner, who was notorious for strictly enforcing the school's policy against boys having long hair and who never went anywhere without his coach's whistle. Despite their high school acrimony, the band developed a friendlier relationship with Skynyr. In later years, he even allowed the band to use a photo of his Lynyrd Skynyr Realty sign for the inside of their third album. Album and Lynyrd Skynyrd. The band went on to become a world famous rock and roll standard of the 70s. Meanwhile, coach Skynyr, who was only 40 years old, went on to early retirement at the hands of feather and beekelitis, one of the first forms of incurable bird flu and a particularly cruel ailment that, while not immediately terminal, caused a remarkable medical anomaly. Besides extreme, extreme symptoms of pneumonia, victims of feather and be Colitis in later stages developed actual bird like physical traits. And Coach Skinner's case was an extreme one. His metabolism skyrocketed which required a steady diet of seeds, grain. And simple proteins to maintain vital functions. His voice box and vocal cords shortened and shrank until his ability. Until his ability to speak was virtually non existent. He was only able to communicate through a series of complex quacks and whistles. And the fibers of his hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep going, Wallace.

[Wallace Edwards]

And the fibers of his hair began to grow in clusters resembling actual feathers. When Ronnie Van Sant heard about Coach Skinner's incredible ailment, he composed a song in tribute to the band's old mentor. They also donated a portion of every live show performed to the Free Bird Society, a non profit organization set up to fund research to find a cure for feather and be colitis. Over the years they raised more than $70 million and the song became one of Lynyrd Skynyrd's best known chart topping classics. And years later, when Coach Skynyr passed away just this past Wednesday, it wasn't from feather and beecolitis at all. He actually choked to death on an earthworm. Because in the words of Ronnie Van Zant, the bird coach Leonard Skinner could not change, but he sure could whistle. And that's this week's today in rock music history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

He choked it down. Oh, that's stoney. That's stoney. That's stoney. Mark. Good morning. You're out there.

[JD]

Good stuff.

[Caller Male]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

SSRS Camaro?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir. It's rally yellow with black stripes. Got 22 inch American Eagle, the boss, limited edition rims and tires on it. It's got headers, cook headers. It's got a cam. It's been built. It's a pretty nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Leonard Skynyrd fan?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about our little ditty? Did you learn anything?

[Caller Male]

It was good. I was listening to it and trying to talk on the phone to your. Your other guy at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm an 18, 19, 20 grand guy on this. How many miles are on?

[Caller Male]

Just turned 33 today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See, I want to see the pictures. I like it. An L4 Excursion. Is it diesel, Bill?

[Caller Male]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah? Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller Male]

No, it's not two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still. I'm sorry. I'm still laughing about that stupid bit from a minute ago. That cracked me up. Damn. That's funny.

[Caller Male]

That was A great, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a classic. Bill. Bill. 04 excursion is. So it's a 6 liter with 240. Is it limited or Eddie Bauer XLT?

[Caller Male]

Eddie Bauer average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller Male]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are so stupid high. It is. I'm gonna hit it at four grand on the radio. I need to see pictures. I might give a little more.

[Caller Male]

Okay.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Larry, a 96 conversion man with a buck and a half on. It's really not me, I don't think. If it's real nice, I'll buy it, but I couldn't tell without seeing pictures. Can you load it onto our website?

[Caller Male]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from, White?

[Caller Male]

Whitney, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whitney? Lake Whitney. I used to race motocross out there. All over the place. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-723-4. Rusty the Squirrel. What?

[Turley]

You know he hates it when you tell him that.

[JD]

Boy, that's like really insulting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is if he's here. He's sitting here staring at me.

[JD]

I know he is. I see him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got it to him some Halloween crap he wants to talk about.

[Turley]

Well, that's coming up, right? I mean, it's a pretty important holiday. He always has things that's going on. He sees around the office too.

[JD]

Of course, he sees them differently than we do because he's. Well, hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rusty.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

What's going on?

[JD]

You're just cute. You're just so cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just dipping snuff and drinking coffee and talking BS on the radio. Rusty, what about you?

[Rusty the Squirrel]

I think JD's clear for chipmunks.

[JD]

I do. I kind of like you.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

No, I'm just playing. Come on, man.

[JD]

I want a picture pet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you be my pet?

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Everybody's so serious.

[JD]

I have a dog too.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Now I'm trying to get ready for the big night.

[JD]

What's the big night?

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Oh, my ex wife Cheryl's bringing the kids over.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

For what?

[Rusty the Squirrel]

I'm going to take them down here at the rich neighborhood for another ween. Oh, it's fun. They dress up like Indians or aliens or the walking dead. They knock on the tree and say nuts are but nuts. And if they don't give them any nuts, well, they poop on the tree. And sometimes the older ones will come back later and scratch nasty words on the branches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

You know anything about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't.

[JD]

Not a word.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

It's fun. If it was me, I'd just send them out around sundown and tell them you Know, be back by 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

And you bigger watch out for your baby brothers and sisters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

And watch out for dogs and cats and buses and pizza delivery guys. But my girl Sharonda, you can't have any little chipmunks. You know, she got mixed up that squirrel from down the way this summer. No, I'm still mad about it. And I think it kind of cleaned her out. So of course she's all, let's go with the family.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Right. So we all go. A lot of big litters do it, though. A lot of animals don't even do it anymore. But what the hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Ain't a lot of joy in the life of little chipmunk. You know, and those rich houses. Sometimes they'll even give them a strawberry.

[JD]

Really?

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Last year, swear to God over Highland Village. All right, they all got dead crickets. That was a good Nutter wing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead crickets.

[JD]

That's a special.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

And when we get back to the tree, we all scutter up to the top and bark.

[JD]

Why?

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Like that.

[JD]

Okay.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

And throw a couple of nuts over the side in hopes that the great Coon will come and have a couple of nuts and pass us by.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Because you know the story, right?

[JD]

No, I'm not sure I do.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

If you don't bark out on Nutter, Wean.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Yeah.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

And leave something for the great coon, he will eat your ass. And sometimes when they're all bedding down and it's nice and quiet, I'll climb down and scratch on the tree and go and go. Help. Help. The great coons got me. And while they're all hiding in their beds, I'll steal some of their nuts and go outside and smoke a Camel. Because that's what it means to be the dad. Happy Nutterween, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rusty. I got it. Ron. Good morning. You're on the air. 95 Impala Super Sport with 29,000 miles.

[Caller Male]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it custom or is it stock?

[Caller Male]

Totally stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Okay. We have a buy office in Fort Worth at Brian Irvin in Camp Buoy. Can you bring it by for us to look at? Yeah, I need to do a little research on it. Does like 5, 6, 7, 8 grand buy it?

[Caller Male]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller Male]

I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller Male]

18.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you want retail plus? Plus?

[Caller Male]

Well, it's a collector.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. I mean, it's.

[Bobbo]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's there on the edge of it. I mean, yes, it's a high. It's. Let me look at something. Let me see how close you Are the highest one that's ever sold in the marketplace. On the wholesale market is 10 grand. Everything else. 58, 000 miles brought 8, 762, 000 miles brought 4, 900. So you've got a 39, 29,000 mile car. That's perfect. Perfect. You know, 10, 5 is the most ones ever brought. And I will. Or 10 grand's most ones ever brought in the past 60 days. I'd give 10 to 11. That 18 is that dreamboat money. If you want dreamboat money, you're. You shouldn't be calling a dealer. You should be running ads in the dupont registry and over in russia and stuff where people will pay stupid money for something that doesn't make any sense. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Lee, we got the same thing here. We got 03 lightning with 39,000 miles. It's kind of like that impala supersport. I mean, does 10 grand buy it and see? Here we go again. I mean, dude, if y' all want retail, like, take the highest one you ever found plus five grand, you know, go to florida and run it through barrett jackson and go to mecum and pay their 500 entry fees and their $5,000 sale fees. Call DuPont Registry, buy $1,000 ad and, I mean, but I'll put them on the money. I'll buy them. I'll buy them high 10, 11, 12, maybe even 13 on that car. If you'll. If you'll take the money for it, I'll buy it and go to givemetheven.com and load it up. But it's 03 Ford, for Christ's sakes. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the john clay wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here, and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com. sell us your car, because we're gonna make car buying great again. @givemetheven.com Beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris 13 Focus with 42 is at leather, cloth, sunroof, alloys, sunroof, seven grand. 7,500, maybe eight. Go to gimmetheven.com let's take a look at it, Chris. Toyota Tacoma. Chris, is it a tool drive or four?

[Caller Male]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a V6 or four cylinder?

[Caller Male]

V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got a 16 Tacoma V6, four wheel drive with 19, 18,000 miles. Is it an SR5, a Limited, a Sport? And off road. Which one?

[Caller Male]

TRD off road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather? Cloth.

[Caller Male]

Cloth, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 19, 000 miles. That's a lot of miles for 16. He drove the hell out of it. 30 grand is what I'm thinking off the top of my head. Four wheel drive, does that work?

[Caller Male]

But this thing's fully loaded. It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does have a sun. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller Male]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller Male]

I'm thinking 32, 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I put me down for 32. 32 bite. I'll buy the damn thing. Go to. Give me the VIN. Say Wolf bought my truck for 32 grand. I can't give 33 with 19, 000 miles. I bought one yesterday for 33. Five with 1900 miles. All right, we'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just takes better without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God, they lie. I made a website. Give me the vintage. It takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Wallace Edwards]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually bought siamese dream on itunes today from a playlist. Not today. I mean this week.

[Turley]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. Good for you. Rocket is a good song and soma is a good song.

[Turley]

Well, this song goes out to those youth football Texans out there because today John is going to be the. The day when they beat the bobcats. Yes, they're undefeated Bobcats. I haven't lost in four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobcats are from Alito.

[Turley]

They're. No, they're. No, they're actually. Those are Bearcats. Bobcats are in Arlington, so I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to get that out there. John, Sorry.

[JD]

Shout out for your team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allison. Allison. 2010 Wrangler with 100 on it. Is it a four door? Yes.

[Caller Female]

Sahara.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four door. Sahara. Yes, sir. Does it have a hard top? Is it nice or is it average or is it rough?

[JD]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted or stock? Leather or cloth? Cloth. Mid teens 15, 16 grand with a hundred. If that works. Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it. Where are you calling from? Jacksboro, Texas. Yeah, we'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it. Day of. Am I known. So in this political climate.

[JD]

Oh boy, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the email scandal from yesterday where the FBI came forward and said we're opening the case on Hillary again.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has the whole nation uproar. Did you notice that our customer flow and give me the vin. Yesterday just stopped early.

[JD]

Why?

[Turley]

Well, yeah, but I think that's. Is that generally in any type of real retail business around the election right before kind of slows down a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think that that bombshell yesterday just locked everybody up a little bit. It shocked the public. I know it did. I don't know.

[Turley]

I don't know how many people really.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a Democrat, so you're not wanting that to be the case. Oh, I don't know. It's for those that.

[Turley]

Here's the deal, John. Democrats, they don't care. Republicans, they're gonna vote for Donald Trump anyway. So the ones you're really wanting to. To care or independents. Well, how many out there are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in?

[Bobbo]

13%, unfortunately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Hillary supporter? I'm not.

[Turley]

I mean, I'm just. I'm voting for. Because I'd rather take somebody shady than somebody that's dangerous. But hey, that's just my choice.

[JD]

Actually, the exact same time that the news came out yesterday, the stock market took a major nosedive. It really happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So, so my whole theory is wrong.

[Turley]

No, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying that does happen around elections though, right? Remember when Obama was there was that whole uproar about him coming in the stock market.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna clear this up. Everybody wants to know why they did that yesterday. What's in the email, what's the evidence. Oh, yeah, and we're bringing in the FBI agent.

[JD]

We are, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

To tell Us an insider to tell us we'll just call him. I'm not gonna use his names. Actually.

[Turley]

We have to put a voice box on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we've got him in here. He's gonna tell us. What? What's going on?

[Turley]

I have to put a voice box on him. So it's gonna sound a little weird, but, you know, we have to disguise his voice.

[JD]

Oh, yeah. This is huge.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Special Agent 9133 OU812.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Thank you for coming in, sir.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

A science surveillance correspondence of one Hillary Rotten Clinton, aka the Pantsuit, aka Killary with a K, aka Casey and the Big Gun Band. Intercepted memo dated March 13th of 2008. Instruction given to deliver personal attire to Munchow Newcastle Cleaners, Allen Place in Chapaqua. Chappaqua. I'm still not sure how to say that word.

[JD]

It's Chappaqua.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Possible attempt to conceal evidence of violent crime and or deviant sexual behavior.

[Turley]

Oh, that's big.

[JD]

What?

[Turley]

That was in the email.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Second memo. Including bank draft November 2009 through 2011. Suspected attempt to launder suspected nefarious personal funds through monthly distribution through shell company identified as one Consolidated Edison Electric Service company. Amounts ranging from 500 to $850,000.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Turley]

She's laundering money too?

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Over the course of 14 years. Possibility of terroristic threat to past or current heads of state. Personal message to one Huma Abaddin, October 2015. Quote, you should cut eight weirs right at the nuts. That's what I did with Bill, and he's been a limp bizkit ever since. Third memo. Direct indication of conspiratorial intent. Message to one M. Lewinsky, August 1998. Quote, you turn that blue dress over to the special prosecutor and I'll have you buried in it. That's slut.

[JD]

That's huge.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

No public recorded knowledge of blue dress or m. Lewinsky since 2001. Special Agent 9133 OU 812 out.

[Turley]

Wow, that's just. That's breaking news right there here on the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paid their electric bills.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think that's what that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Bobbo]

That's what it sounded like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think he's still holding back. Yeah, I think there's more information. More than that?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's going to come out a little at a time because you know how government agencies work, right?

[JD]

That was certainly a little.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

48 seconds until. Until we get a break. We got to break too much.

[Turley]

I gotta pay the bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Valerie. A 2000 Ford. It says SUV. Does that mean ex?

[Caller Female]

An Expedition XLT. It's an XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a truck?

[Caller Male]

No, it's a little suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

An Escape.

[Caller Female]

Ford Escape. Escape, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather.

[JD]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. Leather clothes.

[Caller Female]

It's leather and heated seats. Sunroof all loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a nine to ten. Grander to me. I might. Can you send me some pictures?

[Caller Female]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you go to give. Give me the VIN.com. put the VIN number in, put a couple of pictures and tell me what it takes to buy it, and I'll try to buy it. Where are you calling. Where are you calling from?

[Caller Female]

I'm calling from Abilene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Abilene, Texas. We were out there yesterday picking up cars. Do it every day. Thank you, ma'. Am. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I quit those days and my redneck wa. The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote for givemetheven.com. sell us your car, because we're going to make car buying great [e-mail]. be the the dealer. I pay more. If I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run to the hills by iron maiden, Correct.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while. White men came across the sea. Oh, God. Nothing like easy listening here on a Saturday morning.

[JD]

Happy Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wake up.

[Bobbo]

Some farmer in Amarillo just ripped his headphones off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said no demons getting in me through that damn thing. 800-800-7234. Tony, Romo's dad is in the green room. We need to get him woken up and ready. We're gonna have him in. Let's just have go and go get him.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dean, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller Male]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller Male]

I got 2014 F154 door 3.7 V6 with 40,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which trim level?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think.

[Caller Male]

I believe it's just basic. I'm not schooled on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Do you think it's an xlt or do you think it's an xlt? Okay. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller Male]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn this up a little bit. This is a good song. I hadn't heard this in forever. Run to the hill, man. I'm looking up your car. That's right.

[Caller Male]

I was actually rock and Iron Maiden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I know the country stations are just loving us right now.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh gosh.

[JD]

What are they playing?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on this thing?

[JD]

40.

[Caller Male]

Oh hell, actually 48.92.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. It's a $22,000 truck, I think.

[Caller Male]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. If that buys it, say 20. John said 22 will buy it. Here's the pictures and we'll get after it. Where you look? Where do you live? I'm in Enid, Oklahoma. Okay. Enid is on the other side of okc, right? Yeah, yeah. North.

[Caller Male]

North of OKC an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just send drivers up there to pick up you the Oklahoma. I mean it's not as bad, you know. Two and a half hours up the street from Dallas Fort Worth street. It was 35.

[Caller Male]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll come get it. Bring a check. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can call in and I'll bid your car it also I should have done this earlier because that's when all the used car managers listing but Highline guys we're getting into that season the Ferrari stores all you guys that need bids during the week on big heavy cars, supercars, $100,000 cars rolls us big stuff. Go to give me the vin.com and click the dealer button. That'll go straight to my email. I'll give you a call but I'm. I buy Highline cars all the time. Audis, all the goodies. I know there's that. That stuff's hard to lay down sometimes and that's. We specialize in it.

[Turley]

Oh, you know what that means.

[JD]

I got him. Here he comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Antonio Roma Romero Romo.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The father of Tony Romo, the quarterback for the Dallas caballeros.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero. Romero. What's on your mind today on this.

[Bobbo]

Day, I am glad to tell you Antonio is very refreshed. Alice enjoying his participation in La Vaquero's practice time. He says his back is fine and his arm feels very strong. And he have a very unconventional practice routine this week. El entranador Rojo. The red coach. Jason got it. He have special training exercise for Antonio during practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yes. He have him lifting towels and coolers and bringing them on a bigger cart out to the field and push them around on the the sideline. This is for the good of his arms and his legs and his lower back. But of course, due to his poor mother's Polish heritage, Antonio, though very confident, as you know, is still very accident prone.

[Turley]

Oh, what happened?

[Bobbo]

The first time he bring the car onto the feel, he make the mistake of wearing his hospital shoes onto the Astroturf hospital and he swall down.

[Turley]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

And even more embarrassing, he lose 40 pounds of Gatorade when he knocked the cart over right onto the knee of la. Oh yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

We hope he recover in time for El football. Domingo Porlanoche, the Sunday Night Football.

[JD]

Oh, Sunday night.

[Bobbo]

But thanks to the Blessed Virgin Mother Mary, Tony himself was not injured on that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Bobbo]

And for rest of week, he truly enjoyed the camaraderie of his friends and has excelled in his practice routine of passing bottles of refreshing beverages to them during breaks and timeouts. He actually throw a 20 ounce bottle of Gatorade 56 yards to his friend Jason Wheaton, who as you recall turned 64 years of age last month. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No J.

[Bobbo]

And to show that he has a no bad feelings toward little baby pants job stealer Dakota Prescott, he threw him nice moist warm towel on sidelines. 38 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

In a high tight spider. Unfortunately, the towel was apparently a little too warm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Because Tony not know he should let it air cool before giving to player. And Doc have little measly second degree burns on his left wrist and forearm. Actually he required some emergency treatment and a minor skin graft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

But again, Antonio himself was no hurt because despite his time away from the field, he have no burn due to the calluses on his throwing hand. Because that is something only a real NFL quarterback can show. So if Dak is not ready for Philadelphia Eagles, Antonio will be ready to go. And he will still handle the beverage cart as well. Wishing us a good week. All right, where's this? Those Philadelphia bastards. The Eagles. Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Mr. Romo. We love your inside updates.

[Turley]

Smells like a water boy now, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's amazing.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we were in Louisiana last week week buying cars, the guy that was with me was like, what that guy say? I'm like, he said that today we. I was having to translate what those Cajuns were saying. It's like this is like the water boy. I was like, we. We actually just walked into some people just mushmouth really? Yeah. And I've been down there so much, I knew what they were saying.

[JD]

Louisiana. Kind of slangish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Felicia. Good morning.

[Caller Female]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, where you calling from?

[Caller Female]

Calling from Cooper, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cooper, Texas. Okay, I see. O5F350. King Ranch. El Rancho El Kingo. With a hundred and eight thousand. With one hundred eight thousand miles on it. We could get this to Tony Romo and he could carry all the Gatorade bottles in. In jugs around.

[Caller Female]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not just say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller Female]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive with 108. It's the six liter average. Rougher, clean condition.

[Caller Female]

Average to clean these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

These six liters have a lot of problems. Is this one giving you any engine problems? Injectors, White smoke, black smoke. EGR, DPF. Okay.

[Caller Female]

I've already had the EGR replaced. I've already had it replaced.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is 11 grand is what I'm thinking.

[Caller Female]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller Female]

Well, it's. Well, see, I've got it tricked out. I've got ranch hand all. All the way around. Anyway. I've got ranch hand all the way around and rails and everything like that. I mean, so it's. And it's got leather seats. I mean, it's. Like I said, I've got tripped out pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller Female]

I would like to get 15 for. You know, but I'm just trying to get something.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I. If I went to 12 and turned it into money for you Monday morning, would that work?

[Caller Female]

I had to think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me this favor. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in, take a couple of pictures. Let me look this thing over and I'll offer you all I can. Pictures just really help on these older cars. Understand?

[Caller Female]

I understand. It's. Let me say I've used it, I bought it and I basically used it just pretty much on weekends and everything like that. And now things have changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we'll buy it. We'll buy it Monday morning. Do you have a title or is there a payoff? Okay, I'll get you paid. Let's get a deal done. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're going into our number four. We're going to lose Oklahoma City, Dallas and the Buzz in Houston in our number four. You can stream us on iHeartRadio for our number four. Houston. You can jump over to 97.5 and catch us if you're in that Part of Houston. It picks up on ESPN and Dallas and also itunes. We'll have our podcast up of the show, commercial free, in about two hours. Yeah. And you can, if you go to givemetheven.com and scroll to the bottom, click the itunes button. That's the podcast button. And a lot of people do that.

[JD]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me grab this one real quick. Mark. An 05 Chevy half ton with 40. Is it a four door or an extended cab?

[Caller Male]

It's an extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two? Four. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller Male]

Absolutely perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

LS or LT.

[Caller Male]

LS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a four wheel drive, extended cab. Oh, five. Old body. Old body. Great. Miles. I'm thinking 9,000. Okay, eight to 9,000. Can you give me some pictures of this thing?

[Caller Male]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll get it bought. We'll get out there and pick it up and get your check. Give a title or you have payoff.

[Caller Male]

Oh, no, I paid cash for it when I picked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Understand? I'll do the same, sir. I'll do the same. Give, give. Hey, I got a buggy. I'm out of time. I'm out of time. Go to givemetheven.com write all that stuff in there and let's get this thing done. Okay? All right. Thanks, man. 800, 800 radio going into our number four, Oklahoma City, Pennsylvania. Remember guys, I have a whole fleet of drivers up in PA we'll pick these cars up. New York, New Jersey, we have facility up there. We don't. Don't think because we're coming to you from Texas that we don't have a shop up in PA because we do. We office out of Mannheim, Pennsylvania. And we get it done. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. And for those of y' all that I'm fixing to lose, I'll see you next Saturday. And those of y' all in other cities are carrying number four. Hour four. We'll see in just a minute. Los Angeles, Juanas Addiction.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one. No one. Stop now. Go big. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Daniel, I'm not really an AMC hornet, dude. I don't think. What do you want for this rig?

[Caller Male]

Well, we're trying to get 7, 500 out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know nothing.

[Caller Male]

31, 31,000 original miles. One owner, good buddy, mine that's in a wheelchair. His mom bought it brand new in 72. She paid a little over $3,100 for it. We've got all the original paperwork, just a little over 31,000 miles on it. We just put $4,000 into it. It's ready for paint. Perfect car if I can find the one guy right in his life.

[John Clay Wolf]

What engine?

[Caller Male]

I've got the perfect one. 232, six cylinder, automatic transmission, 14 inch tires, you know, obviously, you know, drum brakes, two door hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just put it on ebay.

[Caller Male]

On the side, it's.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

It's a cool little car.

[Caller Male]

But I need that one guy that had a hornet when he was a kid that wants it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what. Melbourne Post, 7500, 411 posi track, Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes for it. Over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons. Turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some. Put it on ebay. That's all you have to say? Mike, Good morning, you're on the air.

[Turley]

Let me spend all that time describing it.

[Bobbo]

One guy's in Milwaukee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, Mike. A 15 Wrangler Sport. Is it a four door?

[Caller Male]

Two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Automatic or stick? Stick. Hard top or soft. Leather? Cloth. What color?

[Caller Male]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a man of many words. Unlike the last guy, which I appreciate actually. So we've got a Sport. Is it lifted or is it stock? Stock.

[Caller Male]

I have aftermarket running boards on it, a couple of spotlights on the front, a few added accessories, aftermarket front bumper, but other than that, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 20 grand.

[Caller Male]

I was thinking closer to 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm not my system saying 22, but I always get clubbed. I always get clipped on these damn two doors. Over 20 grand? The, the four doors, you know, hell, I gave 32 for one the other day. But the two doors, the market's just a lot smaller. I may go to 22. So you and I are in a mile off. Will you go to givemetheven.com and line it up, Load it up and tell me what it takes and send me some pictures. Where are you coming from? Okay, well, we've got people up there to pick us up to pick the car up, so. Yeah, I can have you picked up Monday if we make a deal. Picked up and paid. Wzzo, Allentown, Pennsylvania. What do you think about us crazy ass Texans up there?

[Caller Male]

Well, this week, this weekend, I don't think too highly of you, but The Cowboy game. Yeah. Moving forward after the game's over, I guess the out the outcome of the game will result in what I think the event too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we do a deal? Why don't we go 23 or 21? 21 if Cowboys win 23.

[Caller Male]

I'm all for that. I would definitely be willing to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well get. Let me make sure that the. The commodity that we're talking about is the currencies. Right on it. Go ahead and get put in the notes. Say, wolf, bet me 23 if Eagles win, 21 if. If Cowboys win. And here's the jeep, here's the pigs, here's the vin. We'll get to work on it.

[Caller Male]

I will send you that info.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. That's.

[Turley]

Man, this is a good bet right here.

[JD]

Woo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woo. I hope I don't lose.

[Turley]

No kidding, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the stepping up.

[Turley]

What happened to the $10 bets we make?

[JD]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, nothing like throwing 23 on the line.

[Turley]

Yeah, no kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that legal? Jean. Jean, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller Male]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you coming from? With a name like Dbrowski, you must be up there too.

[Caller Male]

Originally from New Jersey? Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beaumont. How long have you been in Beaumont?

[Caller Male]

I've been in the south since 94. Beaumont 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the gas services or oil or something? Originally, yeah, I was in Beaumont Thursday night. That, that, that. Yeah, exactly.

[Bobbo]

Lovely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know the good folks. It's just the. The scenery is kind of a.

[Caller Male]

It is. I guess you need to hunt fish and you're good. But other than that, if you like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking at large steel structures, that's the place. Yeah. Then that's the place. One after the other. What is neat is to fly over Beaumont at night. That region. You see why they call it the Golden Triangle?

[Caller Male]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 03 and 07H3. Does it have. Okay. Does have leather seats?

[Caller Male]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's cloth. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller Male]

No, other than. Other than. I don't know if you read. There's a quirky little security feature with this thing. Every now and then it won't turn over. Or it'll turn over, won't start. You gotta wait 10 minutes. Well, intermittent thing, but yeah. Internet says a 35 part maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 7, 508 grand truck to me.

[Caller Female]

Yeah.

[Caller Male]

Yep, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that works. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me at 7508 grand and I'll sell it there. Here's the pictures. Here's the vin. We'll get after it. We have a drop zone in Beaumont off 11th street and we can get you check cut Monday.

[Caller Male]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. Now it's time for J.D. ryan and the new we got some news.

[JD]

Well, this is kind of fun. We'll tell you what to wear, what not to wear, if you're voting. Brett Barton Moth went to his Texas polling place on Monday morning, you know, just a little bit north of San Antonio. He just thought maybe it's my time to vote early. So he went in there. The only problem is he decided to wear a Trump hat and a basket of deplorables T shirts. He was stopped there. Well, you think? Okay, so they're asking me to take the hat off, right? No. Ask him to just turn the T shirt inside out and. No. So he actually put. Push came to shove and he ended up getting arrested.

[Bobbo]

Hey, really?

[JD]

Arrest? Yeah. You can't. You can't have anything that says anything about.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I know that. I just can't believe he let it go.

[JD]

He pushed it that far. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just take this.

[Bobbo]

Hell no. I ain't taking my damn shirt off.

[JD]

Probably exactly the audio you heard. You can't have anything that has anything to do with the election. Even Michael was telling. Even some of the sports teams. You can't. If there. If there's something up on the voting.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

About the Rangers.

[Turley]

Yeah. They're for instance, in Arlington. They're on the ballot for the new stadium.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

So fans were going with their Ranger shirts on. They forgot. Oh, yeah, you can't wear that in there. You have to turn it inside out because it's yes, no votes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told y' all earlier that I was driving home from Houston in the middle of night. Was it Thursday night?

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And fell asleep at the wheel for a moment and decided to. To pull over and sleep in. I slept in a hospital parking lot for a couple hours just to get real. But I was listening to that idiot, what's his name out of Austin? Alex Jones. Alex Jones.

[JD]

Oh, Alex Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the one thing I did learn from he is that nothing's real. Nothing's real. It's all set up. It's all fake. Even. We're a nation of sports lovers, and that's not even real. If you flip over your NFL ticket, it says this. This game is for entertainment purposes only. If you said. If you read the fine print.

[JD]

Oh, lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

That they don't even guarantee that the Game is real.

[JD]

For real.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he said.

[JD]

What's wrong? Well, that's got to be a bit. That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he says that they read the fine print. That's their job, is to read the fine print.

[JD]

But it's a shtick that he gets away with because there's just enough conspiracy nuts out there with the metal helmets on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here are my cowboys tickets for Sunday. When you get a chance. Might read the back and see if he's right. I have no idea.

[JD]

All right, I'll look.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Travis, a 250,000 mile diesel's cool, but man, that's a lot of miles. Is it nice or is it rough?

[Caller Male]

It's in fair condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller Male]

It's two wheel drive and I put ranch hand bumpers on the front and back of it. It's got one of them bed covers on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I've noticed about all you guys with your diesel trucks, no matter how old they are, are and how many miles they're on, they're still $10,000 and they're just not. I mean like I. I take this car through my auction lane, right? A diesel, dually two wheel drive and it is a seven, three. I get it. Is it cloth or leather?

[Caller Male]

Lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car is going to bring $4,500 in my auction line. That's what the dealer market will get for it. Yeah, and what do you want for it?

[Caller Male]

Yeah, I was looking around 7 or 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd have said 10 if I had to set you up, wouldn't you?

[Caller Male]

Hey, you can't prove it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller Male]

From Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, good. Were you listening to us on the Buzz or on espn?

[Caller Male]

I want Buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Well, we're actually on ESPN now for hour number four. So if you kick it over to 97.5, you'll catch us that right now you're on 97.5. Right now we're on two stations in Houston. Cool. Thanks, man. Bear an 06 GMC Sierra with 200,000 miles. Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller Male]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller Male]

Galveston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Is it Rusty?

[Caller Male]

Not really. I got one or two little rough spots here and there, but not too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller Male]

Two wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel. Gas.

[Caller Male]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

1500 bucks. 800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio.

[JD]

No idea how many rules there are in the back of an NFL how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Far down the ticket? Are you halfway yet?

[JD]

Yes, it's like. It's like a. Four or five paragraphs of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you find it says that this is. I hope that. I hope he's right.

[Bobbo]

You know what that disclaimer is though? That. That just. They're trying to say no gambling on the game on these premises.

[JD]

Is that what that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This is for entertainment purposes only. This is a show. This is a production.

[JD]

It is a production, but it's. It's real. Alex.

[Bobbo]

But they used to say no gambling on the premises.

[JD]

I just thought he was fake. I thought that was his bit to try to get people to go, did you hear what Alex said? And it just hit so wacky.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not any worse than Glenn Beck.

[Turley]

No, he is. Yeah.

[JD]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz he's a lot worse way out there.

[Bobbo]

Beck is actually sounding more rational every day that I listen to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

The last few months, yeah.

[JD]

Where is he? I don't even know where he broadcasts anymore. It's not on broadcast radio, is it? Only online.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he been kicked off all the radio stations?

[Turley]

No, no, he's still on radio someplace.

[Bobbo]

I actually hear him on Talk for the Twin cities from Minneapolis St. Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

He's still on in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that little girl that. That little blonde spews venom every. Every week?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's getting more play time than he is.

[JD]

Yes. And she's on the. Is it the Blaze or something?

[Bobbo]

The Blaze, Yeah.

[JD]

And she does videos. Boy, she's got a mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a mean little Philly.

[JD]

She's cute, but she's trying to make a. Yeah, she's trying to make a name for herself by being the. The anti. Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm surprised nobody's punched her in the eye for the way she talks.

[Bobbo]

We don't want to advocate that.

[JD]

No, we don't. Speaking of crazy people, a drunken Texas A and M student arrested after allegedly sending a topless Snapchat picture of her to her boyfriend. That should be no problem, right? Except she was doing it while she was driving a car and ran into a police car. According to local media people, that happened Wednesday night around 8:30. The Bryan Police Department officer had just parked his car on the side of the road. He got hit, he got out. And she's trying to put her top back. Back on. And they find the picture of her topless driving the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do we have a. Do we have the photo?

[JD]

We don't have the photo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that is not good reporting on your spot. On your behalf, J.D. if I'm sending you out on the field, you bring back nudies.

[JD]

Damn it. I'm not sure they. They produce that.

[Bobbo]

That was the girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot.

[JD]

He goes to a M, doesn't he?

[Bobbo]

My friend Petey, Man.

[JD]

Man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's got man boobs.

[JD]

Got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[Bobbo]

And he took a picture and sent it to this girl and she's four into her boyfriend. Yeah, she drives around naked all the time.

[JD]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How are sales of the Smokinator 2000 going, John?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[JD]

What?

[Bobbo]

Gas pipe. The gas pipe. Gas pipe.

[JD]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Sold. Four this week, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four smokingiters. Johnny Manzella. I mean, Cheech and Chong. Or Chong has his own bong. So you've got the Johnny Manziel Smokinator 2000.

[Bobbo]

Yes, that's right. Yeah. And we're gonna get real serious about making pot smoking safe for all the young people too, man.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because it's fireproof and you can put a really good dope in it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to play football again?

[Bobbo]

Well, I thought about it a long time, man, because after the Aggies giggle the brown. And they got this Tony Ramos hurt.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[JD]

You don't have a shot at that one.

[Bobbo]

No, I was talking to Mark Cuban.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And basketball, man.

[JD]

Yeah, I got it right.

[Bobbo]

He knows Jerry and he said he gave me a try in 2019 and so I gotta do is clean up by 2019.

[Turley]

Mostly NBA smokes anyway, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right in, buddy.

[JD]

They don't have rules on the NBA.

[Turley]

You can't smoke very light.

[JD]

Really.

[Turley]

Very light.

[JD]

They just don't force them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, you were an all around athlete as a youngster. Golf, baseball, basketball, football. You could have gone anywhere and done anything you wanted to be.

[JD]

So there's a topless coed name you probably.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, man. There's a lot of great names in football, but like, just like I told my friend V, those guys are D, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he talking about ron and the 98 Jeep Cherokee with 150? That's not me. It's just not me, man. It ain't me, babe. It ain't? No, no, no.

[Caller Male]

What's it worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

500 bucks? What's it worth when they get that many miles on them? They just don't last. So nobody wants to buy them. The Mexicans will buy them and they take them to the border and sell them. Seriously. I mean, you see them going down the. The NAFTA freeway all tied together.

[Caller Male]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. 800. 807-2-3,4. Just go to. Give me the V I N dot com. Who this be? Good morning. You're on the air. I got 22 seconds. Hey, who. Who are you? What you got?

[Caller Male]

My name is Eric. I'm down in Galveston area as well. I got a 2005 Jeep Wrangler SE with no back seat, no AC, about 113,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be worth six grand, man. Send me the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com let's take a look.

[JD]

All right.

[Caller Male]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf. I by cars and radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. When you sell me your [e-mail], you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. GiveMeTheEven.com I buy benzos. I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsche's, Lexus, the works. Give me the vin.com. i want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Wallace Edwards]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Iron Maiden, huh? No, no, the earlier.

[Turley]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know. You know who we haven't talked about today? Who is the dead or alive singer. They finally named the band. It's dead, not dead or alive.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gone?

[JD]

Yeah, they're all dying out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dead or the live singer? The guy that was like a rock and roll boy George.

[Bobbo]

I hadn't heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You spin me right round, baby. Right round. Like a record, baby. He's deader than hell. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What happened?

[JD]

Pete Burns, front man for the band dead or alive, dies at 57.

[John Clay Wolf]

57.

[JD]

57.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty young.

[Bobbo]

That would leave me 10 years on my clock from right now today.

[JD]

That would leave me a negative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative 2 Eric 13 Camaro with 48. Is it a SS or a RS or a what? S?

[Caller Male]

I think it's. It's just a basic model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the black wheels with the chrome? Yes. Okay, so it's a stick shift. Yeah, it's a base biatch. It's as base as they get. It's nine grand. It's nine grand. Ten grand.

[Caller Male]

Ten grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller Male]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had one last week. Gave eight grand for 60. Ran it through the auction. No sale, nobody wanted. I had to hand lay it to a guy that didn't know any better. I got out of it.

[Caller Male]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD]

Hey, when recalls pop. When recalls pop up, does that immediately change the value of a car? Like, BMWs are calling 154,000 cars in SUVs right now to fix an engine problem?

[Bobbo]

No, it just.

[JD]

That doesn't change at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD]

Okay. I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Safety items, that's where they get spooky. The airbags, those.

[JD]

That's a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because it. There was liability of death.

[JD]

Okay, I got you. Well, this may cause a car to burst into flames. I don't know if that's a problem. Certain 5 Series X5 models and some 6 Series and X6 vehicles from 2007 to 2012, they get a fuel pump that stops working and builds up something and then can explode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then, yes, that can change. Hey, Nolan. A 2011 Volkswagen.

[Caller Male]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw. Send me the specs on that. I'm afford it to a friend because I've got a buddy looking for this car. I hate them. I'll tell you the truth. Volkswagens, they break down so much, I've almost sworn them off.

[Caller Male]

That's fair, but it's been pretty solid so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. It's just when they get over 60,000 miles, they, like, spontaneously combust. And I've been on the receiving end of those new motors one too many times, and they just turned me off. But, yeah, send me the specs off for it. It's ironic that yesterday he said, hey, I've got. I'm looking for a GTI Volkswagen 2012. Yours is an 11. Is that the same body style?

[Caller Male]

Same body style, Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It should be fine. Shoot me the stuff. Give me the vin.com, click email jcw and I'll forward it to him and get it sold for you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller Male]

Houston up to College Station right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it, got it, got it. Thanks, Arkansas. Is Arkansas still on? I think so. Yeah. They're on till noon. You know that it takes. It's weird, man. This show, it, like, literally takes 90 days for. For the public to realize that we're for real.

[JD]

Yeah. Never heard this before. And they're going, guys on the radio, they're selling something or they're buying. It's a sham, but it's just not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas's picking up. Finally. Finally. I mean, it's not like, oh my.

[JD]

God, you gotta do it with a couple people, they gotta tell their friends. And then, you know, then you built them. That's it. Yeah, you're building it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've only been buying like two a week out of there though. But that's better than what it was. Yeah. Yeah. So Arkansas guys understand we are real as real gets. We fedex the checks to our office up in Rogers and we meet y', all, get you paid, get them picked up. And we have a storage lot up there. And our transport comes by and picks them up, brings them to Dallas. It's that simple. South Louisiana. We've got cars loading out of south Louisiana today. We're in South Louisiana constantly. Beaumont, we have a drop. We have a drop in Beaumont where you can pick up a check. Where else? Abilene. We come out to you Wichita Falls. We come out to you Amarillo. We have a drop up there because it's too far. Where else is there? There's a lot more. Anyway, you just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Hey, Brandon. 06 Mustang GT with 140s worth about five grand. Yep.

[Caller Male]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 140,000 miles, man. I mean, you guys with these hundred and fifty thousand mile cars, somebody's got to tell you what reality is. I don't give a damn what they're asking for an auto trader, that means that they're too high. That's why they hadn't sold yet. I mean, it's got a hundred. Back to the disposable camera thing this morning. I mean, when they're done with the clicks, they throw them in the trash cans. Sure. And if y' all don't believe me, go out to a junkyard, go to a crushing yard, take a look. I have these cars. I mean I. I own these cars. And when you get into domestic cars with 200,000 miles on, they're worth.00,150.

[JD]

It costs you 200 just to move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just not worth jacking with. Let me offer a guy 5 grand on a 10 year old Mustang with 150,000 miles. And he's offended.

[JD]

Well, he in his mind, well in love with the car. You don't know. I had this My first kiss in this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you were the same way when you and I first met.

[JD]

I was?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you were pretty green. Now. Now you've heard me talking.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you hear.

[JD]

You heard enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get the idea. So it's a commodity.

[JD]

It's like metal or anything else. Gold, Anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sad. And the what's really sad is to watch like a 92s class come through the auction. Okay, why Mercedes? Because I remember standing at the Mercedes D dealers looking at the window, stickers on them drooling. Sure. One hundred and ten thousand. Ninety thousand and how much now they bring eight hundred.

[JD]

Oh my God. I thought you were gonna say five grand. And I was gonna go. I was gonna say, oh my God. 800 bucks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why? I bought a 06740 BMW with 90 on it for 4800 on Thursday night in Beaumont, Texas.

[JD]

That's only 10 years old. Is it because of what, maintenance?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, nobody can afford to keep them running. I mean, you take that thing in for a light, it costs three grand.

[JD]

It costs more than a car. That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean they. The 2000 was the first year. Is it 2000 or 03? I forgot. I think it's 2000. Ben's s body when they changed them.

[Caller Male]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean those cars with miles on with 150, they're worth a thousand bucks. That's it. Wow. If a guy called in right now and had one of those cars, I hit him at a thousand dollars, he'd come through the phone. 1 want to slap me, they would. I don't make it up. I buy them. I buy and sell. I trade the market. They're commodities. But when these things get big, trucks are different story. But all these, you know, 200,000 mile Cummins diesels bring more money than Ford diesels. Guys, sorry to break the news. When they have miles on them. I mean the older ones, yeah, the, the Cummins are still. But that whole 7:3 thing, it's got a 7:3 and. Yeah, that's kind of come and gone. Nobody really gives a hell. I mean, it's just not. And the, the six liters have come back a little bit.

[JD]

But what's the best consumer pickup truck that, that holds its value?

[John Clay Wolf]

Half ton.

[JD]

Chevrolet, half ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right.

[Special Agent 9133 OU812]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Forever. Never. Forever and ever.

[JD]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean, we're still giving 10407s with 110 on them if it's the right rig. It's weird. Just this body style.

[JD]

Hanging.

[Bobbo]

Hanging.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang in the 07 Tahoe Suburbans, Escalades. I gave 40 grand for a. For a 14 Denali the other day with 12, 000 miles on. That's the old body style. That's the old body style.

[JD]

Still 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave 42 for a 15 Denali. That's the new body style. 40 for the old bodies. I don't know. I don't. I don't make the price. I just trade them.

[JD]

I just trade them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she got the news, boss man. Let's see.

[JD]

There's a guy that wants to play for the New England Patriots. In fact, he wants to play so bad, he stood out in front of the stadium. Now since April, seven hours a day on average, this guy. But I'm going to screw up his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's dumb ass.

[JD]

Anyway, he's from Nigeria, so his name is hard to pronounce, but he stood out there. He wants. He just wants a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Racist. I'm not.

[JD]

I don't know. Okay, you pronounce it. A, B, I, O, L. How do you pronounce it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dumb. Dumb.

[JD]

23 year old, born in Nigeria, lives in Attleboro. He's played three years for Dartmouth. He said, you know, so he stands out there every day for seven hours. And he said, this is the attitude you must have. If you want something, you never give up. You think at some point they'd let him come in the stadium, at least try. Come on, give him a try.

[Turley]

What are you gonna lose?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what does he look like? Just. What's he good?

[JD]

Yeah, let me look here. It says. It says. He also doesn't say he's 23.

[Turley]

Okay, he's got to have something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he gone to college?

[JD]

Yeah, he went to Dartmouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he play football at Dartmouth?

[JD]

Holds the school's single season catch record, hauling in 84 passes in his senior year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then why didn't he go into tryouts during the office?

[JD]

I don't know.

[Turley]

Is it just the Patriots? If there's other teams out there to.

[JD]

Tell them about New England.

[Bobbo]

This could be the most subtle attempt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

At terrorist activity in the history of the National Football League. It didn't occur to me until I swallowed that last Percocet. Now it all makes sense.

[JD]

This is a.

[Bobbo]

JD but look what these legal immigrants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Now they're trying to take over our national sporting events.

[Turley]

Well, never mind baseball.

[Bobbo]

Doesn't they just make their own team? We had an NFL Europe for some time, right? NFL Central Africa wouldn't be out of the question. They could be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they could make the. Make it a 400 yard field.

[Bobbo]

I'd have to be more careful with prospective team names than I think I'm capable of.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

At this time. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

No rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got 19 seconds. I want to talk to you some more to Rush Limbaugh. Can you take us out?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Wallace Edwards]

Home of the Kenya Rhinos.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be back with more from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network El Ruso Talent on loan from God. You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the point polls. Vote for givemetheven.com sell us your car because we're going to make car buying great [e-mail] beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat Carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas. What you guys got to understand is I ain't in the business of talking about it.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[JD]

You in the business doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm in the business. I had. I'm going to get mad.

[JD]

Oh, here we go. Can. Let's talk about something else then.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bob Kingsley.

[JD]

Yeah. The Bob Kingsley, the guy. Yeah, Bob Kingsley.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. I'm looking for a Bentley. Okay. What have you got? I've got this Porsche. I can't do his. His voice.

[JD]

No, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I've got a Porsche. Right. And we talk about the porsche. I'm like 130 grand. Okay. All right. Gave 170 for it two years ago. That sounds about right.

[JD]

Drop 40. It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. So I start looking for him eventually. And I don't do that for anybody. No, I did it for Bob Kingsley. So he drives a Bentley. I don't like it. It's too big. Okay. Okay. So he drives a S body Mercedes. Coop. He likes it. Okay, great. So I found him at S Body coupe. Well, I just bought one at the Mercedes store. All right. Where's the Porsche? I traded it in.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never wanted to cuss out a country in Western Icon. I wanted to buy Bob's car because I wanted to buy American Living Radio Legends car. Right.

[Rusty the Squirrel]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I really did. Really?

[JD]

For those that don't know, he does American country countdown with KC Case. Like the top 40, you said?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's the. He's the KC Kasem of country music. He's still alive.

[JD]

He's smiley, kind of a. Kind of bubbly guy going, hey, number 10, Bob Kingsley.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I called. I called the Mercedes dealer, said, hey, man, I know the guy. And they called up there, said, hey, we meant to sell this to John. Oh, well, I was gonna drive it. The. The used car manager, he wants to drive it.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, okay. So I called the guy. I'm like, hey, Bob. A different Bob. The Mercedes. Mike, you can drive the thing. How long you want to drive it? Well, I like this car. Yeah, I'm gonna sell it to me. You want to drive it for a week, you'll drive it for two weeks. Oh, I mean, I. I gotta keep it. Like, I thought you just told them you just want to drive it. You drive it on my money.

[JD]

That's nice of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really want to buy this car. Right, well, we didn't really give him that. We may move the numbers around. Oh, shut.

[Bobbo]

Shut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your pie hole. Oh, how much does the car cost? Yeah, well, 145. I don't like Bob Kingsley that much.

[Turley]

That sucks, though, because you were doing all that work and what did you get out of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Turley]

Not a damn thing.

[JD]

Well, radio legends. What do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know Daryl. Daryl held his hand through the whole thing. And his best friend who drafts on us, and he's like. I was like, what the hell did you.

[JD]

What was that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, well, I didn't think you really wanted. I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean? We talked all day about these freaking cars.

[JD]

Didn't make it more clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got this car bought for 130. I didn't even want to find him a damn Bentley. I was doing it just to get the freaking trade in. And you sit there and give it to freaking Mercedes. What the hell's wrong with you people? Well, you don't have to get mad. I'm real mad. I'm not kind of mad. Hey, I want you to bid this truck. Call the Mercedes store and see what they want to give. Oh, I woke up last night smoking about this. I'm fixing to lose a friend over this. He called me on another one because he drafts on us.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, they're calling me on this Bubba Bucking ranch. I don't know. What'd you call Bob Kingsley.

[Bobbo]

He seems now.

[JD]

Johnny, you need a vacation. I think you need to get away Are you Vacation for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That kind of crap happens at the dealerships, but I don't expect it with my friends, and especially not the ones that work with me. Yeah, that's what we do. We buy cars, buddies. We have to talk about cars all day just to get 10% of bought. We've got one in our hand. It gives it to the freaking Mercedes store.

[JD]

Ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to a me down.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the.

[Turley]

This is venting for him. This is therapy. This is built up and you need to release it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me explain. Just when we're talking real numbers. I'm serious, guys. I really want to buy them. When I say I want to buy your car, I mean it.

[JD]

Yes, he does, man. Trust me. I'm seeing the red face.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what I do.

[Turley]

That's why him and Hoot are such good friends. When Hoot blows up, similar thing, their buddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is how we make a living.

[JD]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

The radio thing's just for fun.

[JD]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is fun.

[JD]

Hanging out. That's real hanging out with the guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what pays for this, you morons.

[Wallace Edwards]

Sometimes it takes a little Amy to rediscover the bottom line, apparently. Words to the wise, Lloyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I sent him an email this morning. He bids our classic cars, too. My buddy that buddies with Bob. I sent him an email in a classic car a minute ago. And I'm like, oh, okay, you need to call this guy and get this car bought. And when we buy it, we want to pay for it and take it into inventory and try to sell it for a profit. Let's not give it to Bob, and let's not give it to the Mercedes store. And let's not say, oh, we think it's worth 10. They say, great.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then go send them to somebody that'll give. We'll give the 10.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really want them? Yeah, really want. That's really what I do. You got it.

[JD]

Wow. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all finish this?

[JD]

I wish I had a blood pressure cuff right now just to see the numbers go off the chart. Are you gonna have a vacation?

[John Clay Wolf]

What pisses me off more than anything is when your damn friends come to you and you hold their hand for months on some damn car and you're being nice. Nice. And you don't want to pressure anybody. Yeah, I'll give 20 grand. I'll give 20 grand, you know? Oh, really? Not ready to do anything. Okay, that's cool. Whenever you're ready. 20. Cool. So, church. Yeah, I'm here. Okay. I'm here.

[JD]

Then you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you want to go lunch? Yeah. They ride up a new car. Hey, cool. You bought a new car. Where's that. Where's that other one that I bought for 20? Oh, I traded it in. I'm like, get away from me. Wow. Just get away from me.

[JD]

Buying your lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean, man? They don't understand. No, I would. I mean, it's just there was a guy that was running Don Davis, big car dealer in Dallas, Fort Worth.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was running his jet shop. He had a. He had a charter business. Oh, jet airplane business.

[JD]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'd talk to the guy all the time. They had about five big jets and. But Don Davis bought and sold jets on the side and. Sure. And he showed up one day in a Nissan with, you know, whatever XYZ AutoNation Nissan tag on it. And I'm like, why didn't that say Don Davis on it? Oh, they wouldn't have given me a good deal. Like, you know, you work for Don Davis, right? He's like, yeah, but, you know, I just didn't want to mix business and this. I'm like, you realize you're fired, right? Why? He's like, what are you talking about? I said, when Don sees that you bought that car from his competitor, your ass is going to get shot out of here like a rocket launcher. He'd rather you sleep with his old lady than buy a car from his competitor. Do you not understand that? What? You. Are you serious? That some was gone, fired, three days later.

[Bobbo]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. If you're that stupid. I hired a general manager to run my Chevy store, and he showed up in a brand new truck from Buzz Post. And when he. I said, I figured I need to get a Chevrolet so I. Not Buzz Post. I mean, so I can be the manager of this place. I said, so you bought it from somebody else? Yeah. I said, you.

[Wallace Edwards]

See you, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

[JD]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

[JD]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

They fired him. They fired him. But, yeah, we want to buy your car. All that.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, go to givemetheven.com and when we're offering, we're real. And when we're negotiating, we're real. And when y' all make a deal with us, we are real. And we expect you to keep up your end of the bargain, just as we. As you expect us to keep up our end of the bargain. And we do.

[JD]

If you don't change your number and if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. We're not going to hammer you. We're just not going to talk to you again.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you come back a year later, we see you in the queue, and that's the guy that screwed us last time.

[Turley]

Oh, we know you. We remember you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just don't lie. Just, just, just don't use me as an insurance board. I want to buy them. I'll give all I can. And if you get a better offer than I, then of course, it's, you know, take it. If carmax outbids me, guess what? I guarantee I'll pay a hundred dollars. I don't pay a hundred dollars very often, but I pay about twice a week out of. Out of, you know, 50.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where we have to compete against Carmax. It's all good, man. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. Everybody else, y' all don't want to talk to me right now, just go to the. Give me the vin.com. you'll. You'll talk to my real nice buyers. They're so friendly. They are. No, they're way friendly.

[JD]

Yeah, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the nicest guys in the world. They're too nice. They're too nice.

[JD]

John screams at him. Stress level.

[John Clay Wolf]

El Rushmo, do you have anything else for us today?

[Bobbo]

If you buy your Chevrolet from a competing store, chances are you're fired.

[JD]

Steven Rush followed that, and that's no.

[Bobbo]

Good for you or the party.

[JD]

So they lied to you, and then they weren't to do business with you again.

[Bobbo]

And when you sell it, for God's sake, sell it to John.

[JD]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna give him a Percocet right now.

[Wallace Edwards]

We'll bring him down with grace and.

[Bobbo]

Talent on loan from God here on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, thank you for joining us. Bob, thanks for coming in. J.D. turley, all you guys listening. We'll see you next Saturday morning, 8am in some cities nine and others later. Podbeam your message amplified, ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform.

[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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