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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #72 – February 12, 2026

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, is a classic, fast-paced blend of car deals, wry humor, post-election banter, and the “anything goes” spirit the show is famous for. John's crew covers everything from used car values and dealer tricks to post-election reactions, marijuana legalization, and outlandish skits. Listeners from across Texas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and beyond call in to get bids on their vehicles—while John dispenses sharp car advice and the team riffs on politics, the news, and each other.

The episode aired just after the 2026 presidential election, providing a lively mix of car talk, audience interaction, and cultural commentary. Recurring segments include the Hood Report, Top Ten at Ten, and the ever-popular Dope Report.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Buying and Selling Used Cars

GiveMeTheVIN.com is heavily promoted, with John repeatedly offering quick, fair bids on listeners’ cars, ranging from daily drivers to exotics and classic vehicles. The show emphasizes no-hassle selling: “If I don’t beat your CarMax offer, I owe you $100.”

John regularly urges car salesmen and managers to bypass traditional wholesale channels: “Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com and email JCW. I want your trade-ins.” (20:49, 40:19, etc.)

Notable Car Bids and Calls:

Fast-paced back-and-forth on car bids (e.g. Suburban, Denali, Typhoon, Black Widow, etc.) often includes humor and negotiation.
- “Does ten grand buy it?” – John (04:20)
- “Seventeen five.” – Frank, caller (04:26)
- “Can I give fourteen and a half?” – John (05:15)
- “Go fifteen and we’ll work from there.” – Frank (05:21)
- “Fifteen,000 Frank, SOLD.” – John (05:57)
John and the team highlight the challenges of buying classic cars:
- “I can't win with these old cars. I cannot win. I can’t buy them cheap enough.” (119:48)
- “If I just sat here and wrote checks for what everyone’s asking in the paper, I’d be out of business in about 30 minutes.” (109:02)

Reality of Used Car Loans:
Many callers discover their vehicles are worth less than their outstanding loans, with John giving blunt advice:

“You’re going to have to write a check to get out of it. The miles are just too damn high.” – John (111:25)
“Sometimes you buried yourself... You’re tanked. Get a preacher and a backhoe when you go sign those loans up for 14% interest.” – John (112:52)

2. Post-Election Analysis, Humor, and Satire

The episode aired after a tumultuous election week, with Trump’s victory front and center.

John and Uncle Roy discuss reactions from their communities and joke about the unpredictability of the results.
- “Because everybody I see wanted change and Trump was the change.” – Uncle Roy (10:34)
Satirical sketches include “Drunk Trump and Drunk Melania” and “Rush Limbo's” over-the-top Republican victory gloating (51:48–54:24).
- “Once I saw Pennsylvania fall…got myself a gallon jug of Percocets and 50100 milligram tablets of Johnnie Walker Red.” – “Rush Limbo” (52:25)

Memorable moments:

Critique of the “safe spaces” for disappointed college students (“They’ve been given safe zones, places to cry and counselors… at Yale.” – J.D., 31:22)
“We need to give out a free box of OB tampons to all the libs that are crying…to stop the bleeding.” – John, 32:01–32:36

The Top Ten at Ten:

Top 10 things the Trumps will bring to the White House is performed with tongue-in-cheek irreverence (80:53).
- “Solid gold toilets and bidets. This year’s Easter egg hunt will be crystal eggs. 44 portraits of Trump to replace all those old dead guys on the wall.” – J.D. (81:20)

3. Marijuana Legalization & The Dope Report

With marijuana passed for recreational or medicinal use in multiple states, the show celebrates and lampoons the new normal.

“Now that it’s been voted in, the number of adults who now smoke weed has nearly doubled in three years.” – J.D. (46:02)
“Bob Floyd’s Dope Report” skews both news and parody, offering a tongue-in-cheek “distribution guide” for the newly legal states (46:29–49:24).
- “With new legislation in place, there's probably a little town with between 7 and 10 legal dispensaries… Getting it back to Texas, your best partner—the postal service…” – Bob Floyd (47:14, paraphrase)
- “That shipping stuff was a parodying joke. Don’t try this at home.” – John (49:38)

4. Comedy Skits, Regulars, and Spinning Plates

Beyond the car buying and political humor, John Clay Wolfe leans into outlandish characters and calls:

Uncle Roy’s Hood Report: A grounded, wry take on how “the hood” is responding to news and politics (10:08+, 19:13+)
Archie Bunker calls in to comment on the “meathead” being gone (60:15+).
Hannah the Stripper requests a $7,042 loan for plastic surgery and new shoes, serving classic radio crassness (71:35–76:18).
Randy the Chipmunk’s 'nut truck' adventure: Randy gets stoned, eats too many spiced nuts, and ends up in Colorado, pursued by coyotes and Acme rockets (155:01–158:40).

5. Insider Car Biz and Industry Commentary

John discusses the realities of wholesaling at volume and market trends—including the volatility of classic and luxury car values.
He teases new GiveMeTheVIN software platform updates:
- “We’re going to do for the wholesale business what Dealer Track did for financing. Some software that we’ve been working on for years—gazillions of dollars invested, and it’s coming out in December.” (86:48–87:07)
John repeatedly positions himself as both accessible and honest, warning against dealership “headlocks” while poking fun at “Kelly Blue Balls” (trade-in values).

Notable Quotes & Segments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|------------------|---------| | 04:20–05:57 | “Does 10 grand buy it?...Go 15 and we'll work from there.” | John & Frank (Negotiation) | | 10:34 | "Because everybody I see wanted change and Trump was the change." | Uncle Roy | | 31:30 | "The biggest pansies in the world." (on Yale safe spaces) | John | | 32:01 | “We need to give out a free box of OB tampons to all the libs that are crying… to stop the bleeding.” | John | | 46:29–49:24 | “It's time to check the wire on making a big score... Let's get to the el supremo of late fall moneymakers. Let's look at the trends in pot for this post-election edition of the Dope Report.” | Bob Floyd | | 52:25 | "Once I saw Pennsylvania fall…got myself a gallon jug of Percocets and 50100 milligram tablets of Johnnie Walker Red.” | Rush Limbo (parody segment) | | 80:53 | "Top 10 things the Trumps will bring to the White House: Solid gold toilets and bidets… 44 portraits of Trump to replace all those old dead guys." | J.D. Ryan (Top Ten) | | 119:48 | “I can’t win with these old cars. I cannot win. I can’t buy them cheap enough.” | John |

Important Timestamps & Segments

[10:34] – Uncle Roy offers succinct political insight.
[31:20–33:00] – Yale “safe zone”/tampon bit.
[46:29–49:24] – The Dope Report: New laws, new markets.
[51:48–54:24] – Rush Limbo parody, post-election celebration.
[71:35–76:18] – Hannah the Stripper’s plastic surgery loan.
[80:53–81:44] – Top Ten: What the Trumps will bring to the White House.
[119:48–120:28] – John laments classic car market losses.

Running Jokes, Tone & Atmosphere

The episode maintains a brisk, irreverent, and self-deprecating tone. John is both ringmaster and chief roast-master, taking shots at everything from liberal “crying closets” to KBB values, unreliable old cars, and his own vices. Regular interludes with recurring characters blend in seamlessly, keeping the tempo varied and the laughs frequent.

Memorable thread:
Calls from car owners expecting sky-high trade-in numbers invariably get the “all man” moment when John gives the true, deflated value—followed by laughter, negotiation, and sometimes reluctant acceptance.

For First-Time Listeners

The show is a mix of straight car talk (with legit, real-time vehicle buying), irreverent satire, and Texas-style pop culture commentary.
Each show is driven by live calls, fast banter, running gags, and an unfiltered take on everything from cars to politics.
Regular features (Dope Report, Hood Report, Top Ten at Ten) bring news and humor in unexpected ways.
If you have a car to sell, John can get you a firm offer—just don’t expect more than what the market will bear, and be ready for the real talk.

To hear the full unfiltered show, listen to the podcast (commercial-free version released after each airing) by searching 'John Clay Wolfe Podcast' on your favorite service.

Summary by an expert podcast summarizer. For more: Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com and “Sell us your car… so easy you can do it in your underwear!”

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
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A
Where's uncle who? I just saw him walking down the hallway.
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D
La la la. He was leaving.
[01:20]
A
Well, he needs to come back. We had a big political week. I need the Hood Report. The Hood Report is always the best.
[01:31]
D
You think he's gonna have a unique perspective on this week?
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A
I bet when he saw me and he hooked him, he knew I was gonna Dr. Oh, yeah.
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D
I thought he liked being on the air.
[01:38]
A
He doesn't. No, he.
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D
No, he doesn't.
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A
Yeah, he doesn't really. He doesn't like it. Good morning, everyone.
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D
Morning, John Clay Wolf. Good morning, Michael Turley.
[01:46]
A
Yo, yo.
[01:47]
D
Where's Bobbo?
[01:47]
A
I don't know. He just disappeared too. Oh, call in numbers. 800, 800 radio.
[01:52]
D
Guys have a poker game going.
[01:54]
A
Give me the vin.com and see the show's powered by calling and bid your car. Did you go. Did you go look for Roy?
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B
I did.
[02:02]
E
He's.
[02:03]
B
He's already gone.
[02:04]
A
Well, we need to get it back, guys. That's a rule. A house rule. Yeah, right?
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B
I mean, I would chase cars if I could, man, but he's gone.
[02:11]
A
Yeah, he ain't that gone.
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B
They said he was gone.
[02:15]
A
He's hiding from me.
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D
Yeah, he run away.
[02:17]
B
Why is he. Why is he hiding?
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D
He didn't want to be on the.
[02:18]
A
He didn't want to be on the radio. What? No. Hey, guys, going forward, when you see Roy in here in the mornings, anywhere near a microphone.
[02:27]
B
Hold on. Do you have a sounder for. New rule, Charlie?
[02:30]
A
New rules. Uncle Roy. Let me see if I get him. Frank Scalano. Hey, Roy. Are you gonna answer?
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D
He knows.
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B
He's really high. He's really high.
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A
All right, 07 Suburban, 6 inch lift with 100 on it. Where do you live, Frank? You have reached the voice mailbox of Uncle Roy.
[02:55]
D
Here he is walking in the front door.
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A
Oh, good. Hey, Frank.
[02:59]
E
Hello? Yeah, I'm still online.
[03:01]
A
Where you go? Oh, you sound put out. How long you been waiting? 16 seconds and wait, man, I've been.
[03:08]
E
On my line since I don't know about 15 seconds.
[03:11]
A
Okay. Boy, you poor bastard. I'm sorry that we're gonna get you a bid on your car in less than 60 seconds for free.
[03:20]
E
Appreciate it.
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A
Right, snap it off. 07 LTZ Suburban. Does it have a sunroof of navigation? Yes, it does. All right.
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E
Sunroof, moonroof, Bose sound, surround sound.
[03:39]
A
How many miles are on the tires?
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E
It's a hundred thousand.
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A
How many miles are on the tires?
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E
On the tires? These are brand new tires. Probably about 40, 40,000. Yeah.
[03:54]
A
It's an interesting concept, brand new, but 40,000.
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D
40,000 miles or 40 miles on the tires.
[04:03]
E
I am high. I guess it's okay.
[04:07]
A
I'm asking that because on big tired rigs, do we have to put a set of tires on it? Because that cost a thousand bucks. So it needs a set of tires. If it's got 40 on it, it's not dying. The. The sides aren't hanging out. I want to buy it. Do you want to sell it?
[04:20]
E
Yes, I do.
[04:20]
A
Okay. Does 10 grand buy it?
[04:23]
E
10 grand buy it? No.
[04:24]
A
Okay, what buys it?
[04:27]
E
17 five.
[04:28]
A
17 five buys. It's 07 burb. Six inch lift. Tell me about the wheels and tires. What size are the tires?
[04:36]
E
The tires are 35 inch tires. 18, okay. Chrome. It's off all black Suburban.
[04:46]
A
Do you have it listed on Craigslist or anything with that 175 number? It sounds like you've asked, you've advertised it somewhere.
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E
No, that's what I paid for it.
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A
When'd you buy it?
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E
Seven, eight months ago.
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A
Where'd you buy it? Reno, Nevada, at a car dealership?
[05:07]
E
No, I bought it from the original owner. Her personal owner.
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A
Okay, well, you know, they go down and, you know, he retailed it to you. I mean, it's gonna be hard for me to give that. Can I give. Can I give 14 and a half?
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E
Go 15 and we'll work from there.
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A
Do you have a title?
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E
Yes, I do.
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A
Okay. Are you in the car now?
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E
Yes, I am. I'm talking on the.
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A
Do you want to bring it over to our office and get a check now?
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E
Where's your office?
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A
Fort Worth.
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E
Fort Worth. Let me write down this address.
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A
I'm going to put you on hold.
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E
Yes, sir.
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A
I'm going to let somebody grab you and they can bring in, bring the title, bring a driver's license, bring the car. We'll get you right back home, get you checked. Actually, our bank's open till noon. You can run around the corner and turn it into hundreds if it makes you feel better.
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E
Right on.
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A
Okay. 15. 15,000 Frank sold. So tell everybody. Frank, I just sold my truck to. Give me the vin.
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B
Yeah, Daddy.
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E
I just pulled my truck to my bin because I'm high this morning.
[06:11]
A
Give me the VIN. Okay. Thank you, Frank. Hang on. Somebody grab line one and get Frank picked up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to givemetheven.com.
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D
Probably not a sound bite.
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A
We'll use underwear. Grab him now. Because I'm high. Is that the end of the segment? No, no, that's just the end of the commercial there. I didn't mean for it to be a Commerc. Henry, a 15. Denali with how many miles?
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B
24.
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E
9.
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A
Four wheel drive or two?
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E
Two wheel drive.
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Navigation, sunroof.
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Navigation, sunroof.
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Power boards.
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Yep.
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What color?
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Black.
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45 grand.
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E
45 grand?
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45 grand. What's that? I mean, I. I tell you, I. I just showed you my. Up my skirt and you run off. Well, now what do we do?
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E
I'll go to the website, I'll shoot you some pictures and give you the van.
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A
Are you gonna sell it to me?
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E
I'd like a little more for it.
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A
But what's it take to buy it?
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E
I'd like 50.
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A
Yeah, you can buy a new one for 60, though.
[07:19]
E
Yeah, 62.
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Have you been to CarMax yet?
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E
No, I haven't.
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A
Go there. Let them bid it. If I don't beat it, I give you a hundred just for the opportunity.
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E
All right, buddy?
[07:30]
A
Because I know really what you want is just to make sure you're getting all the money. And I like using them. I like using them as a backboard to validate what I'm doing. Because people are like, man, there's no way a guy on the radio, some Jake Leg is just busting off numbers off his ass. He can be right. Well, I am right. And when you get there and you spend two hours screwing around with those dorks, you'll realize that the dumbass on the radio that busted off a number in 30 seconds was right. He saved you two. He saved you a grand in two hours of pain. But I'll buy it. 45 grand. 45 grand. Sell it to me.
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Henry, thanks so much.
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All right. Golly. We're just getting right into it. 800-800-72348. 800 radio Houston. Wake up. Oklahoma, Texas, Pennsylvania. Thank you for electing Donald Trump. Pa. Allentown, Pa. That was really nice of y'. All.
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D
Yeah, they were.
[08:20]
A
I was on our conference call this morning, and the market, the market leader, the car market up there. Oh, what we Do. It was off in Pennsylvania. We had a good market down here. All around the country, everybody was doing well. But in Pennsylvania it was screwed up with that. Yeah. And they got on the conference call this morning, they're like, johnny, what? What do you think? Why do you think it is that way up here? I said, because, because you guys, what, y' all had sex with a prostitute this week. Boy, in Pennsylvania, y' all bought a prostitute and you woke up two days later and you really feel bad about yourself.
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With all my money, solar cars.
[08:57]
A
I mean, they, they up there. They weren't supposed to vote Trump.
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D
No. There were several states that went red. They weren't supposed to. That traditionally had been.
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A
PA was a pretty big one.
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D
Yeah. When you look at the country, it was just bizarre. I mean, it's red.
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B
Well, you can't count out that electoral college, you know, it's there for a reason.
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A
Guys, Uncle Roy, what is your take on all the goings on this week? How are you, sir?
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E
I'm good.
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A
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me what your conversations have been like. Give us a hood report.
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E
It is what it is, man. It ain't gonna bother being bit.
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A
It ain't. But were you happy? Sad, glad, man.
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E
No, it's good. One ain't no better than the other.
[09:35]
A
That was good.
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Me, I don't care.
[09:38]
A
He should have heard of the him and the drivers.
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I don't take nothing from my table. I'm good.
[09:43]
D
There you go.
[09:44]
A
There's a driver that I guess we have that work. Does he work for the Klan, right? Or he's part of the clan. Jack.
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B
What?
[09:51]
E
Nah, I high sided. He lived down there in one of the little towns down there.
[09:55]
A
So they are, they're giving each other grief the whole time. Yesterday or a couple days? Past couple days. Yeah.
[10:02]
E
He got going to clan meeting.
[10:04]
A
90% of African Americans voted for Hillary.
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E
Did he?
[10:09]
A
No. But not that many went to the polls like they did when Obama got voted in. But out of the African Americans that voted, 90% voted for Hillary. Who did you vote for? Uncle Roy.
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E
For me?
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A
Yeah.
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B
I voted here.
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A
Yeah, makes sense. And he's had. Are you happy Trump won or you even care?
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I don't care.
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A
Why'd you.
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E
I knew he was gonna win in her.
[10:30]
A
Why'd you? I just knew it. Why? I knew it. Why did you know?
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E
Because everybody I see want to change and Trump was to change.
[10:39]
A
Okay, that's true.
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It's got a good point.
[10:41]
A
It's just that simple.
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E
Yep, just that simple. Well, everybody huffing and puffing, man.
[10:46]
A
Y' all might well go and drink y' all beer, man. Let this stuff hit a ride outing. And puff he did not. Cuss Turley before that. Okay, sure.
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D
Not that I heard, but what are.
[10:57]
A
We doing today, boss?
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D
Good ear.
[10:59]
E
I got full pickups around the city.
[11:01]
A
Around the city? Denton, Dallas.
[11:04]
E
Two in Dallas.
[11:05]
A
What are you getting in Dallas?
[11:07]
E
I don't know. It's in the folder. I never looked at it. It's too early, man.
[11:12]
A
Two. One in Denton, two in Dallas. Where's the fourth one?
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E
Yeah, the fourth one out in Raleigh.
[11:20]
A
And that.
[11:20]
E
We had a little squabble about that one.
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A
You know that old Cadillac we've been jacking with forever? What Cadillac? That Penguin? No, no, no, no, no. A 66 convert out of Missouri. We got a hold of that yesterday.
[11:33]
E
I see now.
[11:34]
A
And he test drove it and ran it all around. It looked great. Everything's great. Customer leaves after we pay for it, get back in the car, put it in drive, and then we'll move. What did I tell y' all about old cars? It never ends. It never ends.
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B
It's like a special magic drink.
[11:48]
A
It's up in Arkansas. It got delivered up.
[11:50]
E
Oh, it was in Arkansas. Oh, okay.
[11:52]
A
Guy calls me and he's like, hey, you tell me this whole story, but I think it just needs transmission fluid. I'm like, well, I mean, I'm six hours from you. So I can hop in the car now and be there six hours and put transmission fluid in there. Or you can put transmission fluid in the Comeback. Tell me if it's fixed.
[12:05]
E
So anyway, it went out just that quick.
[12:08]
A
Just that quick.
[12:09]
E
I don't believe that one.
[12:11]
A
Well, they brought it in on a tow truck. And when somebody brings you a car on a tow truck, you've got to stop, drop and roll and drive. Every time we bought a car on tow truck, even though we've test driven them, you got to test drive the hell out of them. There's a reason they didn't drive a Summit.
[12:24]
E
You gotta get out and drive that. About 10, 12 miles.
[12:27]
B
Kind of hard.
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A
Get it. Get it hot.
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E
Yeah.
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A
Bobby, where are you calling from? Hello, Typhoon. Bobby, where are you calling from?
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E
Houston right now.
[12:38]
A
So you got 126,000 mile typhoon. Is it on a scale of 1 to 10? How nice is it?
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E
She's probably about 5.
[12:46]
A
Okay. Does it need any work?
[12:49]
E
It does.
[12:52]
A
What was that? No, what is. What. What do we need to spin on it to get it running? What's wrong with it?
[12:58]
E
No, it runs and drives fine. It has a little bit of rot under one of the. The rear quarter windows, which is typical for these trucks. But the rest of the truck is solid. All the floor pans and ground effects kit on it. Needs some work.
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A
This three grand by. No. Well, you don't have a 30,000 mile clean car. I mean, you got 130,000 mile rusty car. So.
[13:25]
B
What.
[13:25]
A
What. What's it take to buy it?
[13:28]
E
Probably about six.
[13:30]
A
Yeah, I wish you'd get it all ready for me. How much we. How much we charge to finish the job? I'd rather you do it than me.
[13:39]
E
I'm looking at about five grand to finish it.
[13:42]
A
Right. Go to. Give me the vin.com. put it in the deal. Describe it. We'll send you an official offer letter. Yes, Bob. Typhoon, super hot rod. Little G.M.C. s ten.
[13:51]
B
Jimmy, thank you very much.
[13:52]
A
All wheel drive Cyclone and Typhoon back in the early 90s. Okay. Collector car.
[13:58]
B
I must have been high back there.
[14:00]
A
It's stupid, but it's real. Mike. A 14 G.M.C. s black widow. I don't even know what that is.
[14:06]
F
Black Widow.
[14:07]
A
Hello, Mike, where you calling from?
[14:09]
E
Yes, Waller, Texas.
[14:12]
A
Okay. Down south. I don't know what a Black widow is. A 14 GMC black widow.
[14:17]
E
It's a custom truck designed by Southern Comfort.
[14:22]
A
I love Southern Comfort conversions. Prettiest conversions ever made. Hey, do Mike, I'm running out of time. Can you take a couple of pictures of this car and go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll email you an offer letter. Okay. Yeah, do that. And we're on the air till noon. My buyers are working right now in the other room. We have 12 of them. And then I'll walk over there and I'll work on this one myself because I want to buy this. Do you know what you'll take for it?
[14:47]
E
I paid 62 for it.
[14:48]
A
Yeah, I mean, new.
[14:54]
E
You asked for about maybe 51, 52.
[14:57]
A
Hell, we'll never get there. But go ahead and go to. Give me the vin.com. it's right. It's too hot. I can tell you right now it's too hot. Conversion rigs depreciate tremendously. I will give you all the wholesale money go to givetheven.com and load it up. Joe 07 avalanche with a buck 55. Is it. Is it a leather cloth?
[15:17]
E
It's leather.
[15:18]
A
It's leather. Is it ltz?
[15:20]
E
Yes.
[15:21]
A
Okay. Does it have navigation?
[15:27]
E
It doesn't work.
[15:28]
A
Okay. Does six grand buy it.
[15:31]
E
Six Grand. Yeah, I'm actually just calling to find out what it goes for. To be honest with you, I haven't even tried shopping it.
[15:36]
A
I just want to buy it. Does six grand buy it?
[15:39]
E
Nah, six grand wouldn't buy it.
[15:40]
A
What buys it.
[15:43]
E
Not six grand.
[15:45]
A
Figure out what buys it and go to give me the VIN dot com. Load it up. Tell us 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Eight hundred, eight hundred radio. Yes, we'll bid them for free, but we like buying them. That's what we're here for. We buy cars. We buy a couple hundred a week. And if you think that I'm going to get out bid on a real live deal, you're wrong. Yeah, you're wrong. You're just wrong. J.D. ryan, Bobbo, Michael. That was a pretty carry. First segment, guys driving to work in the, in the car business, stick with us. I know you. We the first hour. We get a lot of y' all on here. Hey, and I buy your cars too. If you're at new car dealerships, go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw. Ferraris, Lambos, Heavies, Vipers. I'm in the high line car business too, for sure. Especially around Dallas and Houston. Guys, tell, tell, use car managers. I want to, I want to get in the middle of these highline cars. Hundred thousand, 200,000, 300,000 vented doors, whatever it is. That's what I want to do.
[16:51]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.
[17:16]
A
The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com, sell us your car because we're going to make car buying great again@givemetheven.com beat the dealer. I pay more. If I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.
[17:45]
C
Now back to the John Clay wolf show.
[17:47]
A
Adam, a 15 Escalade. Is it the long one or the short one? Call her up. Please call her up. Call her up. Adam, are you there? 15 escalade. Is it a short one or a long one?
[18:02]
E
It's the short one.
[18:03]
A
Two wheel or four wheel drive?
[18:05]
E
Two wheel drive.
[18:07]
A
Power running boards.
[18:09]
E
Yes, sir.
[18:10]
A
So it's a premium or a platinum?
[18:13]
E
It's the premium okay.
[18:15]
A
What color?
[18:17]
E
It's like a. Like a kind of like a pearl white.
[18:20]
A
It's kind of like a good color. Is it kind of like 55 grand?
[18:25]
E
It's beautiful. It's got a supercharger. It's got headers.
[18:29]
A
Oh, you. You decked it out. Yeah.
[18:32]
E
It's a 12 second Escalade. It's a 2015.
[18:35]
A
Do this. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I want to buy this car. I can't do this one on the radio. There's too much here going on. Go the website. I want to buy. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN. VIN.com.
[18:53]
E
All right, cool.
[18:54]
A
Thanks. Jeff at 12. Jeff at 12. Avalanche. Is it LTZ or Ellis? Hey, call screeners in there. Get the LTZ, LS, XLT, Lariat 12 avalanche. Which one is it, Jeff?
[19:05]
E
It's the LTC. It's the Pro S drive out.
[19:09]
A
Does it have roofing, navigation?
[19:13]
E
It has a sunroof nav entertainment system. It's fully loaded.
[19:17]
A
25 grand. 26 grand. 27 grand.
[19:22]
E
That would probably do it.
[19:23]
A
Let's do it. Let's do it. Go to givemetheven.com. i'm going to put you on hold. You can talk to somebody if you want to do it today and bring it in. And CT07 mods to quad report. Just go to the givethevin.com. we'll load it up. Okay. I'm sorry, we're out of time. We'll be right back. Listeners. Ladies and gentlemen, call numbers, 800-800-ROAD. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be here for hours.
[19:44]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.
[19:52]
E
I'Ll tell you what's more.
[19:54]
A
Before I get off the floor, don't bring me down. Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to givemethevin. Givemethevin.com. i'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal, I owe you a hundred dollars. How's that for validation?
[20:25]
B
Sell us your car. Give me the bin dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.
[20:35]
A
Rebel. Rebel.
[20:38]
C
Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Colm tol 1-800-800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
[20:50]
A
GiveMeTheEven.com is the website where you need to go to sell us your car. Remember, you guys in the business that listen to the show? I don't put this out there very often, but I want to start buying your cars directly, especially your high line cars, you know, Porsche, Houston. BMW, Houston. Lamborghini, Houston. Same in Dallas, Lexus stores. Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. Let's get each other's phone numbers because I need to get in the middle of your fold, Chris. 07 Chevy Vette 3 LT with 52. Is it a convertible or a Z06 or a coupe?
[21:21]
E
It's a coupe with both tops.
[21:23]
A
Okay, what color?
[21:26]
E
It's red.
[21:28]
A
Average. Rough or clean?
[21:30]
E
It's clean.
[21:34]
D
Business.
[21:34]
E
For 25 years.
[21:36]
A
You're in the business?
[21:38]
E
Uhhuh.
[21:39]
A
So you're a wholesale dealer?
[21:41]
E
No, I just bought this thing yesterday. Two days ago.
[21:45]
A
See what it's worth, what you get for it.
[21:49]
E
You tell me what it's worth.
[21:50]
A
I don't owe you anything. You're a car dealer? I. I mean, you're. I mean, yeah, if. Are you a used car manager at a Porsche store where I need to kiss your ass and take you to cowboy games and like, send your family, you know, I mean, you're gonna feed me five cars a day? No. You're a wholesaler. What do you want for it? What do you want for it?
[22:11]
E
I've been every position in it. Just tell me what it's worth.
[22:14]
A
No. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Paula. Oh, three Monte Carlo with 115s worth about 1500.
[22:23]
E
That's it.
[22:24]
A
That's it. Old 800, 800. 7234. Eight hundred, 800 radio. Dina. Town and country with 58. Is it leather? Cloth?
[22:34]
E
Sheesh. That's a good question. Cloth.
[22:35]
A
Eight grand.
[22:37]
E
Eight grand.
[22:38]
A
Where are you calling from?
[22:39]
E
Down here? Whitney.
[22:41]
A
Whitney, Texas. Cool. Good morning to you. Bob O. Good morning to you.
[22:44]
B
Good day, Good day, Good day.
[22:45]
A
Turley. Yo, yo.
[22:47]
D
Good morning, John.
[22:48]
A
Hi, James. John, Clay Wolf we sent in. Well, what's the top 10 at 10 today?
[22:52]
D
10 at 10 today is going to be the top 10 things that the Trumps will bring to the White House. How they'll, you know, modify the White House and change it. No, we're not using yours, John.
[23:00]
A
That's not what I sent you.
[23:01]
D
I know that's not what you sent me.
[23:02]
A
I sent Him. The top things that they will be changing out at the White House.
[23:06]
D
Yes. We can't use yours.
[23:07]
A
Why?
[23:07]
B
What time?
[23:08]
D
Why?
[23:09]
B
Why?
[23:10]
A
Can you read one of them? Why?
[23:11]
D
Let me see. One that I possibly can read without getting. How about remove the furniture covers? That's just the start. How about hidden subwoofers throughout the White House? Take those out. I can't do that one. I can't do that one.
[23:27]
A
About the.
[23:27]
B
The White House salon has a. They have to take down the sign that says cho Hair done.
[23:31]
D
Yeah, that's on here. No, I'm not doing that.
[23:33]
A
Yeah, that's kind of.
[23:34]
B
No, that's my favorite. No, but I love the language.
[23:37]
A
I like to keep everyone laughing.
[23:39]
D
Yeah, that's funny. It's just not going to be today.
[23:42]
A
You don't want to get in trouble. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Dude. Hey, I had a lot of black friends.
[23:49]
D
That's not the point.
[23:50]
A
And they all have those clear plastic covers on their couch.
[23:54]
D
I know, I know, I know. We just don't want to get. It's just. No, no.
[23:57]
B
But you mean they.
[23:58]
D
Yeah, yeah.
[23:59]
A
My friends.
[24:00]
D
His friends.
[24:01]
A
You're my friend. If I was talking about you in that, I'd say he. They talk about your family. You'd be a they.
[24:08]
B
Here's something new for you. Hillbillies do that, too.
[24:11]
D
Yeah, so do grandmother.
[24:12]
B
Because I. I've got a long, long family background of hillbilly behavior.
[24:16]
A
And y' all have clear class, clear plastic covers on your couch.
[24:19]
B
No, I don't. They do.
[24:21]
A
Okay. Who you calling that.
[24:24]
D
So, no, that's not going to be the top 10.
[24:26]
A
I mean, we've got Randy the Chipmunk coming in today. He witnessed a murder.
[24:30]
D
He did Rush. Oh, my God.
[24:32]
A
Limbaugh's on it.
[24:33]
D
I can't imagine what he's gonna say.
[24:35]
A
Drunk Trump and Drunk Melania are going to join us. Perfect. Today, Bobbo Hit and run. And we have a fresh dope report from Bob Floyd.
[24:46]
B
Wow.
[24:47]
A
Which makes a lot of sense because there was a lot of dope voted in there.
[24:50]
B
Sure was.
[24:51]
A
I'll tell you what I had. Thank God for my medicinal marijuana last night.
[24:57]
D
You have medicinal.
[24:58]
B
I do you.
[24:59]
D
It's not legal.
[25:00]
A
Do you have an episode again when they're. Huh? My. My. My. My nerve reconnection pains from 12 years ago. I was biting a towel. I mean, I just could not. And I hadn't. I even thought about that stuff in a year. And I went straight to the cabinet. Took a half a cup of that. And I went to sleep in an hour and I made it through the night. Had I not had it, I wouldn't have made it. I wouldn't be here right now. Yeah. The last time I had it, I had to go to the damn ER and get a shot of morphine they charged me 600 for at the freaking dock in the box. Ers. Those things are scams.
[25:28]
B
Oh, yeah.
[25:29]
A
I remember the first time. It was like 2010. It happened to you. And I had to drive you because you.
[25:33]
D
I mean, he couldn't move.
[25:34]
A
He was screaming. I didn't know what was going on. I didn't realize he thought I was having epilepsy. Yeah. I mean, it was bad. Yeah.
[25:41]
D
So what do you. What are you taking?
[25:42]
A
What did you have to bring me? You brought me some. Did you drive me somewhere? Yeah. I had to know how to take you to the hospital. Really? Yeah. That's the only way they could actually give you what you needed. Ah. So what did you take that drink? Weed. Drink that from Colorado. Brought it, buddy. Mine brought it down.
[25:58]
D
Okay, I'm just going to ask. Is that legal in Texas?
[26:01]
A
Is it legal for a ER to charge you $650 for a shot of $12 morphine? Amen.
[26:07]
D
The answer is yes, it's legal. Is it moral? No. Well, voters in California, Massachusetts and Nevada say dope is legal now.
[26:14]
A
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Texas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Louisiana, Arkansas. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and this whole thing's powered by. Give me the VI N. Give in dot com. Remember used car managers at dealerships. I want to buy your trade ins during the week. Go to give me the vin.com and click email. John and I'll get a hold of you and we'll get each other's cell numbers. You can shoot me VINs during the day. I'm getting. I'm getting all tooted up, man. I'm getting all rolling, getting ready to go.
[26:47]
B
Yeah.
[26:47]
A
It's time to start buying. The season's here. I'm ready to start buying. I'm on. I'm on. Patrick 03F150 what do you want for? It's got 100 on it.
[26:57]
E
Is it worth 8,000?
[26:59]
A
Yeah, sure. Is it a crew cab?
[27:01]
E
Four wheel drive, leather crew cab plus.
[27:04]
A
Is it four wheel drive?
[27:06]
E
Four wheel drive?
[27:07]
A
Yeah. It's worth five.
[27:09]
E
What's that?
[27:09]
A
I'll give five, maybe six.
[27:11]
E
Five?
[27:11]
A
Yeah, five. Go to give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It's a 03 Ford with 110. All right. We'll be right back.
[27:25]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.
[27:33]
A
Get back, honky cat Better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck wa. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeThe Vin.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?
[28:08]
B
Tell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.
[28:26]
C
Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
[28:40]
A
8008-0072-3480-0800 rating Nancy, where are you calling from? Good morning. A 2000 M5 with 124,000 miles. All depends on how nice it is, the maintenance that was performed on it because those things are really hot rod engines which are awesome, but there's a lot of problems that go along with them. Is it all running fine?
[29:05]
E
It's running fine. Very well maintained, very clean.
[29:09]
A
Can you do me a favor on this one and give me go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to make sure I bet it right. I love buying these cars, by the way, but I don't want to hit you at a low number of the radio because I'm scared of it because I don't know what we're talking about. I'm going to ask you some more questions. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Joe, a 97 Wrangler I'm going to need to see. We take. We sent it to givemetheven.com oh yeah. Thank you, sir. Where are you calling from?
[29:33]
E
Houston.
[29:33]
A
Houston. Everybody's in Houston this morning. 99. Man, that's too old. Click. 800-800-7234 Brad 190,000 mile diesel. Is it four wheel drive?
[29:45]
E
Two wheel.
[29:46]
A
Two wheel? Yeah. Is it leathered up or is it cloth?
[29:50]
E
It's cloth.
[29:51]
A
This old ranch rig. Three grand. I mean what's it worth?
[29:55]
E
Oh, 20?
[29:56]
A
Yeah. It's not right. I mean, just. Let's all be stupid together. Let's hold our hands and say that 200,000 mile cars are worth 20,000.
[30:04]
D
Wow.
[30:05]
A
You know, it's just. It's a waste of time. I mean, he's just dumb. Troy, I really like this car. This 15 inch. This 15 Chevrolet with a 4 inch lift with. I just need to see it because of the way it looks. Where are you calling from?
[30:21]
E
Hello?
[30:22]
A
Troy. Where are you calling from?
[30:24]
E
Weatherford.
[30:24]
A
Weatherford. All right, if it, you know, it's. Is this a 35 grand truck?
[30:31]
E
No.
[30:32]
A
What is it?
[30:34]
E
I don't know. Thinking more like 40.
[30:36]
A
Wait, all I see is 15 Chevrolet, 17,000 miles, 4 inch lift, 35 inch tires. I'm guessing it's got all the goodies.
[30:43]
E
Sunroof navigation just doesn't have the sunroof. It's the. It's the Moab package from tuscany.
[30:50]
A
Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John, hit me at 35 on the air. I'll take 40 and we'll work it from there.
[30:56]
E
Thank you.
[30:56]
A
Thank you. So, J.D. how was the election?
[30:59]
D
How was it? In what way? I mean, where do we start? There's people still. There's still people still protesting. Why? I have no idea. Even. Even Obama came out yesterday with a great speech and just said, you know, this is the way it is. Just relax. I mean, come on. There's days you win, there's days you lose. We have college kids that are having to find safe zones and they're giving Play DOH and crayons. You think I'm making that up?
[31:21]
A
I do think you're making that up.
[31:22]
D
I'm not. They've been given safe zones, places to cry, and this is Yale, dude. This is Yale. These aren't. It's not some community college.
[31:30]
A
The biggest pansies in the world.
[31:31]
D
They're just. They're giving.
[31:33]
A
They're.
[31:33]
D
They've given gates off.
[31:35]
A
You're kidding about Plato and crayons?
[31:36]
D
No, no, no, I'm not. It's actually in the article from CBS and cnn.
[31:40]
B
Both counselors have provided.
[31:42]
A
We need to give out a free box of OB tampons.
[31:48]
D
There was a steady flow of students entering Mrs. Boyton's office. This is at steady flow.
[31:53]
B
OBs are great for steady flow.
[31:54]
D
They spent the day sprawled around the center, playing with Play DOH and coloring in coloring as they sought comfort and distraction.
[32:02]
A
Turley. We play the commercial, sir. So we're gonna give away a free box of OB Tampons to all the libs that are crying that can't. That need help. If you need help, call in. Come in. We're just. You don't have to do anything smart, you don't have to do anything clever. You just get your free box of tampons right here on the John Claywell show to stop the bleeding. Even Turley thinks it's funny. It takes a lot for Turley funny.
[32:52]
B
When I was a little, little boy, I remember my mom saying now don't mess with these. It's on our family bathroom. You know, she said, you know, I said, she said, you know what those are for, right? And I said, yeah, they're for horseback riding and playing tennis. Cuz that's what was on the TV commercial.
[33:08]
A
You remember John's reaction last week to the what? We found one of them in a car.
[33:14]
D
I don't know what it is. Why did you do that?
[33:19]
A
He threw one at me. Come to find out, it was fake. Turley had a. He had a bloody elbow and he used it and he put it in a deal and threw it at me.
[33:29]
D
I don't know what it is. Why did you do that?
[33:34]
A
The country comes out in you, man. Brian, is this a diesel or a gas?
[33:41]
E
It's a gas.
[33:43]
A
Oh, Damn. Is it 10 grand now? How much is it?
[33:49]
E
15.
[33:49]
A
It's a 05 gas 3/4 ton Dodge with 52s in a mega Cab. No, they didn't make Mega cab back then. No, that car ain't gonna do that unless it's all decked out. Is it all decked out?
[34:01]
E
Pretty much, yeah.
[34:02]
A
I mean does it have like. Is it like woman? Is it long legged and big boob? Does it have bolt on boobs?
[34:10]
E
It's got some, it's got some bolt on strap on on accessories.
[34:13]
A
How's that? Send me. There you go. Some Bolton moves. It sound like this when you're putting. When it was getting its boob job. Okay, well go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look at it. Say it takes 15. All right, see if we're gonna buy it. Just try ob and you'll see.
[34:31]
D
Is that really John's sound? I thought you. I thought that was a sound effect.
[34:34]
A
That's really him screaming. Yeah, once I, once I handed it to him, he said, well, I don't.
[34:39]
D
Know what it is. Why did you do that? I'm gonna convert that to my new alarm clock sound. Good morning greatness.
[34:51]
A
So what's up with all the protesters?
[34:53]
D
What do they want there's, you know, you're talking about maybe, what, 5,000 people in a town, in a country of 300 million.
[34:59]
A
What do they want? What do they expect to happen?
[35:01]
D
What do they want, Michael?
[35:03]
A
They want their voice to be heard. They're not happy. And you know what? It's the American way to go ahead and protest. Have you been protesting with them in the evening? Certainly. If I had time, I would. I just don't have time. Would you really?
[35:13]
D
So normally approach, protest.
[35:16]
A
I'm sorry, go ahead.
[35:18]
B
You do have a right to protest.
[35:19]
D
But of course you do.
[35:20]
B
But burning up cars and looting is. That's a riot.
[35:22]
A
Turley's not your typical Democrat. He gets up early and goes to bed late. He works all day. He doesn't have time to protest. But all these Democratic protesters on the news, they've been sleeping all day. I mean, they get to get him a little sauce under their belt. They're out there ready to march and party. Charlie's not a good Democrat. He works too much.
[35:42]
B
He's like a Monty Python Democrat. Like a lumberjack. Oh, I'm a Democrat and I'm okay. Work all night and sleep all day.
[35:51]
A
I'm more of a social list radical type than anything else, I'd say.
[35:55]
B
I bet I eat my lunch, I go to the lava tree.
[36:00]
A
What is that from clean your hands?
[36:04]
D
Anyway, yes. So they're protesting the, the hate and anger of Donald Trump by shooting people and beating people up.
[36:10]
A
Are they shooting people?
[36:11]
D
Yeah. Last night. Last night in. Somewhere in Washington there was somebody shot.
[36:16]
A
You're making it up. No, no one's died yet.
[36:18]
D
No one's died, but I, I just heard it on Just News coming to CBS News coming in.
[36:24]
B
Who'd they shoot?
[36:25]
D
A bystander. Just a random bullet?
[36:28]
A
Yeah.
[36:28]
D
Oh, okay. I'll look it up on.
[36:30]
A
What was this news? It sounds like a Seinfeld.
[36:32]
D
I just heard it this morning.
[36:33]
A
There must have been second spitter.
[36:36]
B
So whenever you do, make sure you don't shoot any pain in the ass innocent bystanders.
[36:41]
A
I mean, just get used to it. For the next four years of people bitching. I mean, it happened the last eight years, right? People, we bitched a lot. Yeah.
[36:48]
D
Burn things.
[36:50]
A
Yeah, there was some burning going on. You know, as hard as Turley crosses, but as hard as Turley tried to turn our listeners.
[36:56]
D
Portland. There he goes in Portland. I'll read you the story. One person shot during anti Trump protest in Portland. A man suffering non threatening life injuries in Portland, Oregon early Saturday morning when he was shot while Taking part in a protest against President elect Donald Trump. The shooting took place around 1am Exactly. That's why I didn't read the story.
[37:14]
B
Well, that shows a little judgment though. They probably shot him in the tow.
[37:17]
A
Oh, six SS Chevrolet. What's an SS, Todd? Is this that SS model truck that came out in 04?
[37:27]
E
Yes, but this is the, this is the one year model for big motor is this.
[37:32]
A
It's all wheel drive, right?
[37:35]
E
It's the Dale Earnhardt intimidator.
[37:36]
A
Is it 10, 11, 12 with 84, 000 miles, is that right?
[37:43]
E
What'd you say?
[37:44]
A
10 to 12,000 with 84, 000 miles, is THAT right?
[37:47]
E
Oh, no, I wouldn't think so. Not for that truck.
[37:50]
A
What, what's it supposed to be worth? I haven't bought one this year.
[37:53]
E
I don't know. KBB, you can get trade in at 15 to 16 for one. That's really, really nice.
[37:58]
A
Kelly Blue balls, everybody welcome. Let's bring Kelly Blue Balls into the conversation. Kbb. She never gets you there. She never gets you there, but she sure talks you into it. She sure gets your hopes up. So Kelly is blue ball Todd into thinking his truck's worth 15 grand. And I have, I have reality him that it's worth 12. So maybe somewhere between I still want to buy it and maybe Kelly Blue balls is a little closer than me on this one. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Thanks. Okay, Charlie, I want to tell you something I don't appreciate. Last week when I was trying to get the Trump message out and you were trying to rooster block me and you were trying to over. You took over the board and you ran over everybody and you, you know, just turned into a protester right here on the show. And I just think it's wrong. How was I pro? Because you had control.
[38:55]
D
You have control of all the switches.
[38:57]
A
That's how.
[38:59]
D
Yeah, you liberal switch switcher man.
[39:01]
A
Yeah, you're like one of those, like one of those Unabombers that goes behind the scenes and starts pushing all the buttons. I didn't turn off your mic. I mean I could have easily done that. Yeah, I let you speak your. You let me speak my voice on my own very terrible opinion on my own show.
[39:17]
D
See, you've been granted the right to speak on your own show.
[39:19]
B
Come on, fellas, can't we all get along? Can't we just.
[39:22]
A
I mean it's just the same crap over and over. I don't have to hear this for.
[39:26]
D
Freaking year election Night. We had to all. And everybody, everybody was going, what in the world is going on? Even the Fox. Even the people on Fox were going.
[39:34]
A
Charlie, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. We got to go to a break.
[39:36]
D
We do.
[39:37]
A
I'm going to give you a break today. I'm. I think I. I've got a guy coming in. He's going to help us. And JD can do it. I can keep this thing. I'm going to let you go sit out in the liberal sandbox, really, for the rest of the show and let you think about what you did. All right?
[39:50]
D
Oh, my God.
[39:51]
A
Whatever.
[39:51]
B
That's.
[40:08]
C
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
[40:19]
A
Who's the sound garden Audio. Rock out with your thing out, man. It's rock and roll Saturday.
[40:25]
D
Who is this running the board now?
[40:27]
A
He is. He's a. He's a backup bidder, right? Yeah.
[40:32]
D
Well, I mean, not only.
[40:33]
B
Why.
[40:33]
D
When the. You entirely just had it out. No one heard that because it was off the air, but you guys had it out after the.
[40:39]
A
Well, we went with the commercial for two weeks in a row.
[40:41]
D
Yeah.
[40:41]
A
On our show. My show. It's our show. But when I want to make my point, I get to make my point. And he was going all liptard on me last week. Yeah, but when I was talking about.
[40:50]
B
That's an ugly, ugly phrase.
[40:52]
A
Okay. He was going all what on me?
[40:54]
B
Liberal.
[40:55]
D
Don't. He was going across him. He's throwing people out of the room.
[40:59]
A
And he completely took over the show. And he would not twice. The first time I was nice. About the second time, I was trying to. He. He was doing his Hillary push on our show and this.
[41:10]
D
No, but still, was that worth giving him? Sending him out of here?
[41:15]
A
He kept talking trash.
[41:16]
D
I know, but how?
[41:17]
A
Seriously, he's like, I'll just leave. I'll just leave. Was like, just leave. Just leave. Just leave.
[41:22]
D
That's okay. I mean, you're kind of being like the protest.
[41:24]
A
I didn't give him the Donald Trump, you're fired bit.
[41:27]
D
That would have been funny.
[41:28]
A
He'll be back next week.
[41:30]
D
You. You hope. Well, we should.
[41:33]
A
Hey, is the show still on the air?
[41:35]
D
Yeah, but we should.
[41:36]
A
Oh, hang on. Is the guy running the deal?
[41:37]
D
Yes.
[41:38]
A
Okay, hang on. Let's see if the calls still work. Okay, hang on. 14 Chevy Cruz. Brian, the car's worth like eight grand. If it's okay with 50, maybe 85. You there? Yeah. It's worth a little more. Go to, give. Go to, give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Anthony. An 04 Duramax with 190s and a four wheel drive or two four wheel drive. Leather, cloth leather. 5ish. 5ish to 8ish, depending on condition. Go to, give me the vin.com and Load it up. Kevin 08 Expedition with a buck 20. Is it leather, cloth, leather? Is it long or short?
[42:17]
E
It's a long, fully loaded eight grand Limited. Yeah.
[42:22]
A
Hey, grand. I buy them all the time.
[42:25]
E
Okay.
[42:25]
A
If you. Do you want to sell it? You want to sell it?
[42:28]
E
Not great.
[42:29]
A
Okay, well, I don't want to buy it then. 800. 807. 234. The good thing is I've still got my money.
[42:34]
D
You do.
[42:34]
A
And he's still got his car.
[42:35]
E
Yeah.
[42:36]
D
Everybody's happy.
[42:36]
A
Yeah.
[42:37]
D
Except Michael Turley. So you pulled a Dak Prescott on him. You just said, hey, I got a guy in the wings. Let's go.
[42:43]
A
It's not even about that.
[42:44]
D
What's it about?
[42:45]
A
It's just I was actually trying to make a little push there at the end and do something civic.
[42:51]
D
Yeah, I know.
[42:52]
A
Last Saturday.
[42:53]
D
Yeah, last Saturday.
[42:53]
A
And he completely threw a monkey wrench in the middle of it.
[42:56]
D
Well, that's his opinion, but it's not his show. I agree with you.
[42:59]
B
What was the civic thing you were trying to do?
[43:01]
A
Is to save the world from Hillary.
[43:04]
B
Okay, well, I mean, that's. That's so politically minded. That guy like Turley, he's really.
[43:11]
D
Yeah, he's strong on left.
[43:13]
B
You got to be able to rationalize, right?
[43:15]
D
See, bubble. Yeah, you rational. You're a little more rational. You're kind of in the middle, leaning left. I'm kind of in the middle, leaning right.
[43:20]
A
I mean, look at what we got elected. We're so proud of this. Have you. You have the drunk, drunk Trump stuff there. Listen, he's already been drinking before. He starts. He's so com. He's so happy and comfortable. Listen to him and his old lady. Oh, they're thinking all the time, how am I gonna have. And they're turning and tossing and sweating and it's disgusting. You know, she makes it sound like everything's Rosie Dory. It's not Rosie Dory, folks.
[43:54]
D
It's Hunky Dory.
[43:55]
A
I will not put a golf club in my hand. In fact, they wanted me to hold a club. I said, no, no, I'M in the middle of a campaign. I don't want that picture. No, no, that's not like. Right. This is a so true story. You know what I'm talking about, Paul. I see a mosquito right there now. I don't like mosquitoes too much. Get out of here, you. I thought. I thought we had his. Him talking to his wife too, where she'd been drinking.
[44:38]
D
That's great.
[44:44]
A
So folks, I'm gonna see you guys in a. A little while.
[44:51]
D
But what am I going to do?
[44:56]
A
What do I have to say? I'm going to leave. Goodbye, everybody. Where's Melania?
[45:04]
D
That's he was kissing.
[45:07]
A
I study for the test and become a ust. She's excited about becoming a US Citizen. Yeah, we have a.
[45:22]
D
Well, yeah, we have our first immigrant first lady. That's kind of a big deal.
[45:25]
A
Maybe they were stoned off the new laws.
[45:28]
D
The marijuana laws in California, Massachusetts and Nevada have decided marijuana is legal now for recreational use. It's Florida, Arkansas, North Dakota said yes for the medical marijuana.
[45:39]
B
Yeah, medical is the same thing. You just nag your doctor for a while.
[45:43]
D
Yeah, I've done. Everybody kind of wants it to be able to go to a doctor and just go, hey, buddy, I've never met.
[45:48]
B
A doctor who's against it.
[45:49]
D
I got the glaucoma.
[45:51]
A
Kyle. A 99 Chevy with 200 is not me. Really. Unless it's crazy nice. It's just too many miles. You got to give me the vin.com and load it up though. Okay. It's what we saying, J.D.
[46:02]
D
I was just saying. The number of adults who now smoked weed has nearly doubled in three years according to a Gallup poll and continues to go up. The number one elicit choice for American Americans and drugs is if you want to call it illicit marijuana, marijuana, the evil drug.
[46:18]
A
Thank you, JD for the marijuana update. In another marijuana news. Yes, we have Bob Floyd gonna come in this morning. Hey, Bob, do you mind doing this twice? I enjoyed your the news. I mean it. Now that it's voted in the dope report.
[46:29]
D
Yeah.
[46:31]
A
Bob Floyd.
[46:32]
B
Yeah, man.
[46:33]
D
Kind of like headline news.
[46:34]
A
Now.
[46:38]
B
It'S time to check the wire on making a big score. And if you're in the biz, the primary objective is stacking dollars. So let's get to the el supremo of late fall moneymakers. Let's look at the trends in pot for this post election edition of the Dope Report. While voters in California, Nevada, Massachusetts and Maine have all voted to legalize recreational use. And Florida and North Dakota have opted for legal medicinal marijuana, meaning you can nag your doctor until he or she gives you a lifetime pass to get high. And for literally tens of millions of Americans still stuck in the traditional locked up or token up states, that's beginning to bring on a new customer trend that we at the dope report call the why not me weed buyer. And judging from the astronomical sales of lava lamps, blacklight posters and Cool Ranch Doritos, this is a market on the rise. The trick is getting your hands on product in the middle of this year's typical dry season, which runs generally from Halloween to Hanukkah. And there's big money to be made. Here's how. With new legislation in place somewhere within a couple hundred miles of where you are, there's probably a little town with a population of less than 10,000 that has between 7 and 10 legal marijuana dispensaries. That's because they know you're out there and they're ready to serve those being suppressed by an over exuberant law enforcement system. Now they are expensive, but dollar for dollar, if you buy by the pound you can create a nice bit of square supply for around $1,700 worth of the dankest low maintenance indica available. Now. Getting it back to Texas or Idaho or Virginia is always a trick, but your best partner in the first stage of distribution is always going to be your federal government. That's right, namely the postal service. All you have to do is store your product in the bottom of a medium Styrofoam cooler under a top layer of individually wrapped frozen choice steaks. Pack some cooling gel product on top, tape, seal it up, secure it in the appropriate size box and add several official looking decals with stuff like USDA grade A beef and keep refrigerated and fresh meat, do not scan on them. Always address it to a neighbor you can trust with a bogus return name and address. After you retrieve your package, break out the scale per pound you should be able to get 453 grams. That'll get you 151 dime bags of 3 grams each and every because it ain't 1987. You'll get $25 for every single one of them. And that all told will yield a grand take of $3,775 US. And just like that, with expensives you've doubled your money. Just be sure and be patient with your shipment and don't address the goods to anyone with a knack for conspiracy theories or narc behavior and it'll be happy sailing Right up to time to spin the dreidel. And that's today's dope report. Get out there and make somebody high this holiday season. I'm Bob Floyd, and you keep token.
[49:25]
A
See, Bob was trained by Maria Bartiromo on cnbc.
[49:28]
D
Oh, okay.
[49:30]
A
And CNBC is going to hire him, but he's doing his internship here, getting ready. Yeah, but remember that all that shipping stuff was a parodying joke.
[49:39]
D
Yes.
[49:39]
A
Don't take it seriously.
[49:40]
D
Don't try this at all.
[49:41]
A
Tracy. Good morning. You're on the air.
[49:43]
E
Hi. Good morning, sir.
[49:44]
A
Where are you calling from?
[49:46]
E
Kaufman.
[49:47]
A
Kaufman. 12 Camry nav roof, 87 clicks. What color?
[49:52]
E
Silver.
[49:53]
A
Six black.
[49:54]
E
Interior?
[49:55]
A
Six or four. Six or four cylinder.
[49:57]
E
Six cylinder.
[49:57]
A
Six cylinder. 12, 12. 12. 12, 12. 8,500. 8,500 with 90. 85 to 9.
[50:05]
E
Okay.
[50:06]
A
Do you want to sell it?
[50:08]
E
Well, I'm on the way to a dealership. I was going to go talk to them about maybe a trade, so I'm just trying to see where I stand.
[50:12]
A
What do you. What are you buying?
[50:15]
E
I'm tossing up between the 4Runner or the RAV4.
[50:18]
A
I don't know yet. Do this. I have a. I don't ever do this on this show, but I'm gonna do it now because you're local and everybody out of market. I'm sorry, but go see Charlie Evans at Vandergrift Toyota in Arlington, Texas. He's one of my best friends. And tell him what we talked about on the air and that I promised you that he would give you the best deal on a Toyota in town. And he will. He owns the place.
[50:41]
E
All right, Charlie. And what is the last name?
[50:43]
A
Charlie?
[50:43]
E
I'm sorry?
[50:44]
A
Charlie Evans at Vandergriff Toyota in Dallas. In Arlington, Texas. Vandergriff Toyota down by the Cowboy Stadium, where it's on 20. Action. All right, man, like 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's. What's our clock out, Sir? How much time do we have? That's why I normally look at that. That big. There you go. Okay. We got plenty of time, so we have. I need to hear from Rush Limbo. I haven't heard from. From Wrestling Ball yet. Is he on the isd?
[51:08]
D
He is, yeah.
[51:08]
A
Hey, Turley left on the ISD into Pennsylvania the other day when I was in Pennsylvania a month ago.
[51:12]
D
Right.
[51:13]
A
Guess how much the bill was.
[51:14]
D
Oh, my Lord.
[51:15]
A
Guess how much the bill.
[51:16]
D
I can't even come. Well, how much? Because it's by. It's by the hour, isn't it?
[51:19]
A
By the minute.
[51:20]
D
By the minute.
[51:21]
A
When I was doing it remote from Pennsylvania. Yeah, yeah. 1800.
[51:24]
D
Oh, God. I was gonna say 500.
[51:27]
B
Oh, 1800.
[51:29]
A
1800.
[51:29]
D
Because he left that the. I hooked up.
[51:34]
A
So make sure when Rush. I know he likes the big air time, not that he doesn't have it during the week.
[51:37]
D
No.
[51:38]
A
But when he's on, I want him to call, place the call.
[51:41]
D
I'm sure he's.
[51:42]
A
Or we use the Internet. Codex. Rush, are you there? John Rush, good morning.
[51:48]
B
How are you doing, my friend?
[51:51]
D
Doing great.
[51:52]
B
I used to have theme music back in the old days, and I've been taking it really easy since the election.
[51:58]
D
You chilling out?
[51:59]
F
I'm having a ball.
[52:01]
D
Gosh.
[52:01]
B
Back in the day. And this is all 2006 or 7, right?
[52:06]
D
Yes, that's me.
[52:08]
B
Look, I work for a living.
[52:10]
D
I know you do.
[52:11]
B
There's the Wrestling Ball show, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.
[52:15]
D
Right. You work very hard. We all know. And I'm sure the election was a big deal for you this week.
[52:20]
B
I've been a very good boy.
[52:22]
D
You have.
[52:23]
B
Once I saw Pennsylvania fall.
[52:25]
D
Yeah.
[52:27]
B
Got myself a gallon jug of Percocets.
[52:30]
D
No, no, I don't think this.
[52:33]
B
And 50100 milligram tablets of Johnnie Walker Red.
[52:37]
D
It didn't come in tablets.
[52:39]
B
Oh, the Johnnie Walker Red was a gallon.
[52:42]
D
Yeah, a gallon.
[52:43]
A
I get mixed up.
[52:44]
D
Yeah. I understand.
[52:45]
B
Being a Republican, you're responsible for so many minutes of your life, and when you finally let go and everything's right in the world and you get all. Just hide to the bejesus belt.
[52:57]
A
Right.
[53:00]
D
Couple of days off, you gotta be crowing. I mean, the Dow Jones posted its best week since 2011. It broke the record errors.
[53:06]
B
And it's true.
[53:07]
D
Yeah.
[53:08]
B
What Donald J. Trump, President Elect, said about Hillary Clinton being so gracious.
[53:14]
D
Yeah.
[53:14]
B
Friendly. After the call, he even talked to Billy. Said Billy was very nice.
[53:18]
A
Billy?
[53:18]
D
Really?
[53:19]
B
Of course, they did not call. Yours truly, L. Rushbow.
[53:23]
D
No, I don't think so. You're not really part of the group.
[53:26]
B
I placed my own call, though, to Nancy Pelosi.
[53:28]
D
You did?
[53:30]
B
It's really hilarious. You want to hear this?
[53:33]
A
Sure. Rush.
[53:34]
B
I called her. She said, I'd love to hear it. She said, hello. No, I said, yes, ma'.
[53:40]
E
Am.
[53:40]
B
Is this Mrs. Pelosi?
[53:42]
D
Yeah.
[53:42]
B
I'm trying not to crack up.
[53:44]
D
I know.
[53:45]
B
It was very funny to me.
[53:46]
D
I understand.
[53:48]
B
She said, yes, this is the Pelosi residence. And I said, do you have Prince Albert in a can? She'd never heard of this One. No, she said I do not. I hung up on her.
[54:07]
D
Okay.
[54:09]
B
Just another trick you can play with your bleeding heart liberal friends and congressmen courtesy of the excellence in broadcasting network.
[54:20]
A
Thank you.
[54:20]
B
Rush, your own el respo talent on loan from golf.
[54:25]
A
Come join us a little bit later. We always love you being around.
[54:27]
B
800, I'll be here having a cocktail.
[54:30]
A
800. 800-7234 is the caller number. That's 800800 radio and I will any year, make, model in miles and I'll bid your car to buy it. I want to buy it. A 13 King Ranch diesel. John. Does it have four wheel drive option?
[54:45]
E
Yeah. Yes, it's four wheel drive, fully loaded. It's got nav, sunroof, everything.
[54:50]
A
Is it lifted or stock?
[54:52]
E
It's stock.
[54:53]
A
Good. What color?
[54:55]
E
It's Kodiak Brown. Two tone.
[54:59]
A
Does 15 grand mean 35 grand? 35 grand? Yeah.
[55:03]
E
I don't.
[55:04]
A
Does 30. Does 35 grand buy it?
[55:07]
E
I don't think. Not quite.
[55:09]
A
We've got 73000 miles. We don't have 53.
[55:12]
E
Yeah, I know it.
[55:14]
A
They put eight thousand dollar rebates on the 16s. The old body style, it screwed that market all up. So what buys it? Yeah, what, what, what, what's it take to buy it?
[55:25]
E
Well, I'm looking to get a. I don't know, it's going to take 38.
[55:32]
A
Probably do this. I might be able to get you the 38. Go to give me the vin.com, put on the info. I want to buy a new Ford truck and I'm going to get you hooked up with a Ford dealer and see if I can get them up to 30, 38 grand for you and.
[55:47]
E
Okay.
[55:47]
A
And we'll get you a trade. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got seven seconds left.
[55:53]
D
Oh, never mind then we have great news coming up.
[55:56]
A
Great news coming.
[55:57]
D
Another Dallas Cowboys in trouble and the Dow Jones is off the hook.
[55:59]
A
Okay, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf right here on the John Clay wolf show and givemetheven.com is where you go to get your car sold.
[56:11]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemetheven.com.
[56:20]
A
Doctor, doctor, give me the new who's I got a bad case of loving you no pill's gonna kill my. @givemetheven.com I'm not gonna bore you with A bunch of questions. I need the VIN number, I need a couple of pictures. I need the miles and whammo. There's your offer. I buy cars hundreds per week@givemethevin.com. not a bunch of junk cars. I mean real cars, trucks, vets, Ferrari, whatever, Lexuses, I mean everything from 2 grand to 200 grand. I'm the best buyer in all of Texas.
[56:55]
B
Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.
[57:03]
C
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.
[57:09]
A
Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bobo, J.D. myself, we're all live this morning and we'll bid your car. Keith, good morning. Here you are. Hi. Good morning. Where are you calling from?
[57:22]
E
Actually, in Fort Worth today. Heading to the Fort Worth gun show.
[57:26]
A
That's actually where our studios are, in a hidden little office building nobody knows. And we're connected to Westwood One. And we come down to everybody from a secret room like that crazy conspiracy theorist in Austin. What's his name? Alex Jones. Okay, a 12 Dodge. A 12 Dodge half ton with 58,000 miles SLT. Is it leather or cloth?
[57:48]
E
It's leather interior and it's a quad.
[57:53]
A
And it's leather and it's 12 average. Rough or clean?
[57:59]
E
I would say extremely clean.
[58:01]
A
Does it have a sunroof or navigation?
[58:04]
E
No.
[58:05]
A
Neither does 15 grand. Buy.
[58:09]
E
Probably would.
[58:10]
A
That's what we'll give. And are y' all looking to trade it or just sell it?
[58:15]
E
Just to sell it.
[58:16]
A
Okay. If you have a title, I'll get you a check. If you have a payoff, I'll make the payoff. Head to give me. Head to givemetheven.com load it up. Say, John, here's the. Here's the truck John offered 15 grand on. I'll take it. What's next? And they'll get with it and get it done. You can bring it by today and get a check or we'll go pick it up Monday.
[58:35]
E
Okay, perfect. I'll look at your website and we'll.
[58:38]
A
Get givemetheven.com John names John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio. And remember, used car managers around Houston and Dallas and Oklahoma. Go to give me the vin.com and click email. JCW. I want to get you in my contact card so we can start buying your trade ins during the week. Be right back.
[59:05]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.
[59:22]
A
People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?
[59:44]
B
Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.
[59:57]
C
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
[60:15]
A
Archie Bunker called and he wanted to talk to us real quick about the lunch election.
[60:19]
D
The Archie Bunker?
[60:20]
A
Yeah. He said we finally got rid of the meathead. Charlie just left.
[60:24]
D
God. Archie, at your request.
[60:30]
A
Oh, no, don't do that.
[60:32]
B
Wide, wide.
[60:34]
A
God. What did you think about that?
[60:36]
B
Don't give me that my God thing.
[60:40]
A
What. What do you think about the election? You excited? Are you sad? What? I mean, what are you in the meathead arguing at home?
[60:49]
B
It's a great call for this country when we get somebody in the White House that's not a mutton egg.
[60:58]
D
You're a Trump fan, I'm assuming, then?
[61:00]
B
Oh, don't call me a fan there, J.D.
[61:04]
D
It wasn't an ugly thing.
[61:06]
A
It was just.
[61:08]
D
I don't believe you and Edith on the same page with this deal.
[61:13]
B
I don't. Eat it.
[61:14]
D
Yeah, eat it.
[61:15]
B
Eat it.
[61:16]
D
Yeah.
[61:18]
B
She don't know, and I don't tell her. That's the way it goes around in.
[61:27]
A
The Rust Belt up in. Where do y' all live? Cleveland or something?
[61:30]
B
Queens.
[61:31]
A
Queens. Okay. Chris. Good morning. You're on the air.
[61:34]
E
Good morning. How you doing?
[61:35]
B
John?
[61:35]
A
Where are you calling in from?
[61:38]
E
Oklahoma.
[61:39]
A
Noble.
[61:39]
E
Oklahoma.
[61:40]
A
Okay. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Our. Our friend Two Dogs is up there. He calls in every once in a while.
[61:48]
E
Very nice. I've been listening to your show for a little while. I find it great.
[61:52]
A
Well, excellent.
[61:53]
E
They're hilarious.
[61:54]
A
We're glad to jazz up the the state of Oklahoma a little bit. We've had a lot of good feedback out of there. Awesome, man. Awesome.
[62:02]
E
It's a cool place.
[62:02]
A
Live 03 avalanche. 73, 000 miles with an lift kit. Is it leather or cloth?
[62:08]
E
Leather.
[62:09]
A
Average. Rough or clean? Clean. Is it seven grand? Ooh. So 03. It's not a 07.
[62:19]
E
I know, I know, but you. Man, we got lights, we got tough tires on. It lifted up. It's got an underbody sprayed through and through.
[62:27]
A
It's a 60 year old. It's a 60 year old woman with a butt tuck and a boob job.
[62:35]
E
I mean, seven grand is what you're.
[62:38]
A
Would you still hit it? Sure. But do you want to tell anybody?
[62:41]
E
Hey, man, 80 years old, blind cripple crazy.
[62:46]
D
It don't matter.
[62:47]
A
I, I think it's a seven grander. Can you send me pictures of it?
[62:50]
F
Yeah.
[62:51]
D
Y.
[62:51]
A
Give me the vi.com and you're only a couple hours away from us. We send drivers straight up to Oklahoma City to pick up.
[62:59]
E
Hey man, that works.
[63:00]
A
Get it. Thanks. 800-800-7234. Turn this up. Produce. You know what song this is, J.D.
[63:07]
D
I Don't Bob.
[63:11]
B
That's. That's old Duran Duran.
[63:13]
A
That is old Duran Duran.
[63:14]
B
Wow.
[63:15]
A
What's the name of that clip, Mr. Radio DJ? Turn it up. Fitting. It's fitting.
[63:26]
D
It sure is.
[63:27]
A
8008-0072-3480-0800.
[63:31]
D
We talked about the Dow going up. Broke a record. And also, although this is from CBS News, although Donald Trump's election was shocking to the Mexican government, their president was one of the first ones to call him and say congratulations. They seem ready to negotiate a new economic deal to prevent a trade war. So that whole wall that everybody said couldn't be paid for by Mexico might.
[63:53]
A
Be they want to negotiate a new deal to avoid a trade war. And they came forward first.
[64:00]
D
Yeah. They're the first international.
[64:02]
A
Isn't that amazing?
[64:03]
D
It's so hard to believe.
[64:04]
A
You said a minute ago the stock market's going crazy. It's going up or down.
[64:06]
D
It went well, first of all, it went obviously during the election, that day.
[64:09]
A
That evening, even though the markets weren't open to trade.
[64:12]
D
Right. It's it. They actually had to halt it because it was going down. Then the next day it went up and it closed this week in an all time high, 85 points high.
[64:20]
A
Hey, I know Turley's not here, but there's a clip of me from last week arguing this point. I don't know if you have it handy.
[64:25]
D
Last week you did this.
[64:27]
A
I did this last week.
[64:28]
B
This was funny. This was funny. Turley listened. All this morning since I've been here and I get here early, Turley's been listening to segments of the show trying to find you saying that. And I remember you saying that.
[64:39]
A
Right.
[64:39]
B
I think it may have been during a break, though. Oh, he couldn't find it aired anywhere. But you have been saying that Trump's going to Win.
[64:45]
A
I've been saying that Trump's going to.
[64:46]
B
Win the stock market index.
[64:47]
A
But, but y' all said you and Turley, you were on his side on this. Your little lib, your little redneck lib wannabe.
[64:55]
B
Well, pinko, maybe not a redneck, but yes, they're all.
[64:59]
A
The stock market will crash. The stock market will crash. I remember.
[65:02]
B
I didn't say that. I didn't.
[65:03]
A
I said the stock market will go up if Trump is elected.
[65:07]
D
I remember this conversation. I don't remember if it was on the air.
[65:10]
A
Even that crazy of a Trump guy. Guys.
[65:11]
D
No, I know you're not.
[65:12]
A
I'm not at all just being honest.
[65:14]
D
You're a businessman.
[65:14]
A
Yes. And, and I'm the mindset and the idea of what we're trying to accomplish, I'm crazy about. Yes. Is he the dude? Would Donald Trump be the president if he wasn't 10 years on network television? Yes or no?
[65:27]
D
No.
[65:28]
A
Okay. Would Donald Trump be the president if the FBI director didn't come out and call Hillary a crooked took in underhandedly 10 days before the election?
[65:37]
B
Maybe.
[65:38]
A
Ah, I don't know. It was Comey really when he was giving his thanks speeches at the end. He really should have.
[65:44]
D
Thank God.
[65:45]
A
Mr. Comey.
[65:46]
B
Come to find out though, the emails, I mean of all the shady stuff that she's kind of known for, suspected of, that's the least of a lot of them.
[65:53]
D
That is true. Actually. That's the only thing they could catch. Sort of like catching Dillinger on tax evasion.
[65:58]
B
Right.
[65:58]
D
You know, Capone. I'm sorry, capone on taxi.
[66:02]
A
Steve09 Tundra V6 79,000 miles Houston, Texas Good morning to you.
[66:08]
E
Good morning.
[66:09]
A
Four wheel drive. Two wheel drive.
[66:12]
E
Two wheel drive.
[66:13]
A
If it's a V6, is it a regular cab?
[66:17]
E
That's a four door.
[66:18]
A
Okay. Two wheel drive. Is it a base truck like rubber floors or carpet?
[66:23]
E
Carpet.
[66:24]
A
Carpet. Does it have a chrome exterior? Is it the work truck or is it SR5?
[66:31]
E
It's a work truck. I guess. It's the Texas Edition.
[66:35]
A
Okay, now I know what it is. Is it off the top of my head? 09.79,000 six cylinder Texas edition. I'm thinking 12 grand.
[66:46]
E
The blue book says 15, I think. Well, I paid 17 for it.
[66:50]
A
Give me the, give me the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com Let me see what we're looking at. The wheels. If it's got the Texas Edition wheels, I'm going to give a lot more in the trim. So we may be. I may be on the 15 side. I just need to see the pictures. I need to get the vin number. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and we will get you a email to offer and buy your truck from you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars right here on this radio station every Saturday morning.
[67:20]
D
Myself.
[67:25]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.
[67:34]
A
You know that only the good die. Glad that's over. No more election, here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to givemethevin. Givemetheven.com I'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal, I owe you $100. How's that for validation?
[68:09]
B
Sell us your car. Give me the vendor. So easy you can do it in your underwear.
[68:18]
C
Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
[68:30]
A
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Morning. Texas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Louisiana of West Texas, east Texas, and of course, Houston, Dallas. Not that they're not all Texas. Maybe I'm leaning Texas a little bit here. Arkansas. I said Arkansas.
[68:46]
D
Yes, you did, sir.
[68:47]
A
Louisiana.
[68:47]
D
Louisiana.
[68:48]
A
We're adding a new station. Louisiana.
[68:50]
E
Really?
[68:50]
A
Yeah. Great big country station. Covers up New Orleans and Baton Rouge cleanly. That's going to be next week.
[68:57]
B
We're going to be some interesting cars down there.
[68:59]
A
Well, I think it's all dried out by now, which is good. We'll definitely get some interesting calls. No, not.
[69:04]
B
Not flood cars. I mean, there's a lot of personality, man. You know?
[69:07]
A
A lot of personality.
[69:08]
B
New Orleans, a lot of personality.
[69:11]
D
Can't wait for the calls.
[69:13]
A
Tracy. A 95 GMC Sierra is so old that I've got to see pictures of it before I give it a bid.
[69:19]
E
Okay, yeah, not a problem. I can send them. Do I send to the email?
[69:22]
A
Give me the vin.com.
[69:25]
E
Okay, not a problem. Thank you.
[69:26]
A
Thank you. Bye. And how many.
[69:28]
E
Bye.
[69:29]
A
Bye. How did I lock this? Damn it. Okay, Reuben, a 15K Rio. What's your payoff? I. I start like that with Kias. Yeah, because they're always buried. Always Always. Always, always, always, always. Reuben, what's your Payoff?
[69:44]
E
Payoff is 12.
[69:45]
A
It's worth about 7,500. Eight. Steve. An 11F150. Two door? Two door. Just a regular cab, huh?
[69:55]
E
It's got the kind of extended. Not a three door, nothing, just a longer cab.
[70:01]
A
Is it a little room back? You know, is it a STX or. I mean SXT or XL or xlt?
[70:09]
E
It's my son's truck. It's got, you know, the power window, real clean. But it has hubcaps, little chrome.
[70:18]
A
Yep, I'm sure.
[70:20]
E
Step up.
[70:21]
A
Is it a six? Most of these are six cylinders. In the regular cab, it's gonna be right around ten grand. I haven't bought one of those. Little while. I'm gonna pull a market report and look. But if. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? I'll pop the VIN number into my system. We'll email you an offer.
[70:35]
E
All right. Thank you very much. John.
[70:36]
A
Yep. O2 Lincoln LS with 236. Paul?
[70:42]
E
Yes, sir.
[70:42]
A
It is a boat anchor. Do you have a boat that you'd like to get? A buoy at the lake and it's very real secure. You could take that Lincoln out on a barge, tie a chain to it and just drive it right off if it'll start. And then you'll have a secure boat anchor for the rest of your good years. All right. Thank you, Paul.
[71:01]
B
Lincolns don't swim.
[71:03]
A
Blake. An 11F150 with a buck and a half on the miles. Is it leather or cloth?
[71:08]
E
Leather.
[71:09]
A
It's leather. Is it four wheel drive or two? Oil, dry, average, rough or clean?
[71:15]
E
That's the average 10 grand. Okay, thank you.
[71:19]
A
Miles or miles are huge. 155 on the clock. You've got Hannah. Hannah's. I see Hannah on the call here, actually, but let's bring her in. Hannah. Hannah's our stripper buddy from. We hang out with Hannah. Guys, good morning.
[71:36]
G
What's happening?
[71:37]
D
Been to sleep tonight? You look rough.
[71:40]
G
Well, it's Saturday.
[71:42]
A
Okay. Oh, my God.
[71:43]
D
You smell good, though.
[71:44]
F
Thank you.
[71:45]
G
J.D.
[71:46]
A
Sure. Hannah. We really enjoyed hanging out with you about two weeks ago.
[71:50]
G
Right now I'm kind of freaking out.
[71:52]
A
Yeah, why?
[71:53]
G
You guys remember the other night?
[71:57]
D
What night?
[71:58]
G
I know you remember the other night.
[71:59]
A
J.D.
[72:01]
D
No, I don't.
[72:02]
G
You such a bad boy.
[72:04]
B
What night?
[72:06]
G
Bad daddy.
[72:09]
F
Anyway.
[72:09]
G
John.
[72:12]
A
Yes, Hannah?
[72:13]
G
I'm glad you found my bag.
[72:15]
D
Found your what?
[72:16]
A
Oh, my God.
[72:17]
G
You didn't know?
[72:18]
D
No, I don't know anything about It.
[72:19]
G
I couldn't believe. I couldn't find my phone.
[72:21]
D
You lost your phone When I got.
[72:23]
G
Did it ring when it was at your house?
[72:24]
A
John, I didn't have your bag at my house.
[72:27]
G
Did your wife answer it?
[72:28]
A
I don't know how you. You're. What you're talking about here.
[72:30]
G
Yes, you did. You remember?
[72:33]
A
What do you need, hon?
[72:34]
G
Cuz my boyfriend, Brandon, he said he tried to call me and I told him it wasn't a hot topic with Gina. So nobody knows that. You had my bag with my phone and my diaphragm in it.
[72:45]
D
Okay.
[72:45]
A
Your diaphragm? Is that the joke?
[72:48]
G
I was. I saw your wife.
[72:49]
A
We're on the air. We're on the. I saw your wife.
[72:53]
G
She's pretty.
[72:54]
A
Thank you. She's beautiful.
[72:55]
G
For a moment.
[72:56]
A
Yeah.
[72:58]
G
On the Facebook I saw your wife.
[73:00]
A
Oh, you. You're friends with her on Facebook?
[73:02]
G
And your little baby. Day.
[73:03]
A
Day. Yeah.
[73:05]
G
Oh my God, he's so sweet.
[73:07]
D
Yeah.
[73:08]
A
I'm glad you're online.
[73:09]
G
I would so baby or babysitter if I didn't have to dance on Mondays and Wednesdays and seven dollar Fridays. Seven dollars because I'm a super hot good babysitter.
[73:19]
D
Oh my God, I bet you are.
[73:20]
G
I can make gourmet specific spaghetti and grilled cheese.
[73:25]
A
Okay.
[73:25]
G
It's yummy. And we could watch south park and play Twister.
[73:29]
D
Okay. Watch my kid and my kids are grown.
[73:33]
G
Anyway, I was wondering, do you think I could borrow a little money?
[73:36]
A
What?
[73:37]
D
What do you need the money for?
[73:38]
A
What?
[73:39]
G
Maybe like $7042.
[73:41]
D
Oh my God. Okay, I thought. Yeah. So how much exactly?
[73:45]
G
7,042.
[73:46]
D
That's a very specific number. What is you need that exact number for?
[73:50]
G
Because Britney's got a wrinkle.
[73:52]
D
A Britney? Who's Britney?
[73:54]
G
Britney.
[73:54]
D
Who's Britney?
[73:56]
G
Look, look at right here.
[73:58]
D
Oh, there's.
[74:00]
G
Okay, these are the twins. This one's Madonna.
[74:04]
D
You named them?
[74:05]
G
She's bouncy, perfect.
[74:06]
A
Yes.
[74:07]
D
Is she very nice.
[74:08]
G
You like Madonna?
[74:09]
D
I do.
[74:10]
G
They're sexy.
[74:10]
D
I'm guessing the other one is.
[74:12]
G
This one's Britney. Now watch this.
[74:17]
D
Okay.
[74:18]
G
See that right there?
[74:19]
A
Yeah.
[74:19]
G
A little wrinkle. Okay, so Dr. Robert came to the club last night and he said he could give me a new one for $3,042. Okay, anesthesia and all. Okay, that's cheap. Teddy, I got it.
[74:33]
D
You asked for 7,000.
[74:34]
G
I could work for it.
[74:35]
D
42. What's the other four grand do?
[74:37]
G
Four, because my hot tub is broken and I need new shoes and because I need it.
[74:45]
A
Why do you come to me for loans?
[74:47]
D
Yeah, you want it.
[74:49]
G
Just. Why don't you ask your wife?
[74:51]
A
What?
[74:52]
G
Don't tell her it's for me, Daddy.
[74:54]
D
I don't get it.
[74:54]
G
Just say it's for beer.
[74:56]
D
Beer. For $7,000. For beer?
[74:59]
G
Beer and stuff.
[75:00]
A
So, Brittany, I kind of feel a little pressure. I mean, you're.
[75:02]
D
You're talking to her boob.
[75:04]
A
No, it's not that. I mean, she's like trolling my Facebook and my wife's and she's talking about calling me at home.
[75:11]
G
Get real.
[75:11]
A
Are you. Are you trying to extort me?
[75:14]
G
It's because I saw your wife on Facebook and your little baby day date. Yeah, and just because I knew where your house is, because my phone has gps.
[75:22]
D
Oh, God.
[75:23]
G
Doesn't mean I would ask your wife for the money.
[75:26]
A
I really would appreciate if you not talk to my wife at all.
[75:29]
G
That would make her jealous. And then what I'm gonna do with Britney.
[75:34]
D
Britney's beautiful. Britney's fine. You don't need $7,000. 42.
[75:38]
G
You like Madonna better? You're dirty.
[75:43]
A
If we loaned you the money, how long would it take for you to.
[75:46]
F
Pay us back for like what I.
[75:50]
G
Make in a week? Probably like five hours on a Saturday.
[75:56]
A
It's a one day loan.
[75:58]
G
Well, maybe a week because Dr. Robert has to cash a check.
[76:04]
A
Okay. J.D. do you wanna. You wanna go in hatches on this deal?
[76:08]
D
Well, yeah, I saw them. Yes, I will.
[76:10]
A
Okay, Brittany, no more Facebook, no more anything. We're just gonna stalk him, give you the money, and you'll pay us back in a week.
[76:17]
G
Okay.
[76:18]
A
Thanks for coming in, honey.
[76:19]
G
I'm gonna put it in the car.
[76:20]
B
Oh, my God.
[76:20]
D
What time is it currently? It's almost 11. 9:57.
[76:24]
B
Oh, man.
[76:25]
G
I got Dr. Roberts gonna get Brittany a checkup.
[76:27]
A
Okay.
[76:29]
E
Busy.
[76:29]
G
Okay, bye, guys. Gracious Yom Kippur God.
[76:33]
D
You know doctors, when they go to those clubs, must get all the chicks.
[76:36]
A
Aaron, a 13 Chevy Sonic with 46 on it's worth about five grand.
[76:42]
E
About five.
[76:43]
A
Yep. Maybe six.
[76:44]
E
Oh, thank you.
[76:46]
A
Go to. Give me the vin.com. givemethe vin.com and load it up. I may have missed it, but I don't think I did. What else have we got? We have a little. Kind of shook me a little bit.
[76:55]
D
And we have the top 10 coming up, which will be fun. The top 10 things the trumps will be bringing to the White House. Some of the things they'll bring along with them.
[77:02]
A
We covered the dope report already. We've got top 10 at. Tim. We have Tony Roma's father joining us in the 10 o' clock hour.
[77:08]
D
He's going to play this week.
[77:09]
A
Randy the Chipmunk witnessed a murder this week. Turley's out protesting with all the Democrats right now.
[77:13]
D
Yes, he is. Also New York Times has come out with an article today. They're actually vowing to rededicate themselves to honesty.
[77:23]
A
Oh, wow.
[77:24]
D
Swear to God.
[77:24]
A
So we've had the Mexican government come forward and say, let's make a deal. And we've had the biggest press name in the country come forward and say, you called us out, we're gonna straighten up.
[77:32]
B
I don't wanna, I don't wanna doubt you. Okay.
[77:34]
D
Okay.
[77:35]
B
But where did you get that handle?
[77:36]
D
That is FOX News.
[77:38]
B
Okay.
[77:38]
D
So it's probably. No, no, actually, no, it's not. It's not because it's a. There's a link to the New York Times and they actually have a letter to their, to their readers right here from the publisher, Arthur Sulzberger. To our readers, when the biggest political story of the year reached a dramatic. It's about four paragraphs, but basically it came from the New York Times.
[77:57]
B
But the headline of their story is we're going to tell the truth Now. I just find that hard to believe.
[78:01]
A
Okay, I'm glad for them. It's working. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolfe. It is Saturday morning football season here in Texas. It's been a good one so far and we'll cover some of that later in the show. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your car. Other than that, we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. With Tony Romo's father.
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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to go wolf wolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
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A
Don't be messing with Elvis. Don't be messing with Elvis. Oh, Lord, don't be messing with Elvis. This is serious. This is Gospel Hour. Reverend, you, you, you can speak after they sing this chorus.
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Lord, who you calling Reverend? I ain't no Reverend.
[79:16]
A
What are you then?
[79:17]
B
I'm more of a beverage handler.
[79:20]
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That's all I do. Everybody funny now. You funny, too.
[79:27]
A
800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everybody. It's time for, for the top 10 at 10 with Casey Kas. But, but, but real quick, I want to bid this Buick Joe Good morning. Where are you? Wichita Falls, Denton, Something like that? Falls? It's a lacrosse. Is it a. It's a four all wheel drive or two wheel drive?
[79:46]
E
Two wheel drive and it's loaded up.
[79:49]
A
Is what they said. So is it a premium one package?
[79:52]
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Yes.
[79:52]
A
Does it have roof and navigation?
[79:54]
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No, no. That. No. Well no, it's not the premium one. There's no nav and no. No hole in the roof.
[80:00]
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But it's leather. Leather? Yeah. How many miles?
[80:04]
E
53,000.
[80:05]
A
Do you like Elvis?
[80:07]
E
Yeah, he's one of my favorite.
[80:09]
A
All right. Turn it up, Mr. Producer Man. He's singing to us. Does nine grand buy it?
[80:19]
E
No. No sir.
[80:20]
A
What buys it?
[80:23]
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Well, I've been checking around but average.
[80:26]
A
MMR is 10, 250. That, that would be like saying the Dow Jones or some stock on the market is trading for $32. This thing's trading at 10, 250 with 50, 000 miles.
[80:37]
D
Yeah.
[80:39]
A
Okay.
[80:39]
E
Well I appreciate it. Let me, let me do some checking.
[80:42]
A
Go to givemetheven.com after you do a little shopping and get your thinking back in line with market, we'll get her bought. 8008-0072-3480-0800.
[80:50]
D
Good morning, John.
[80:51]
A
Good morning.
[80:51]
D
How's it doing?
[80:52]
A
Great.
[80:53]
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Awesome.
[80:53]
D
Hey, it's been a great week for top Tens and big countdowns. I tell you what we have this morning. The top ten things the Trumps. Donald Trump and his beautiful wife are going to bring to the White House. Top 10 things the Trump's going to bring to the White House. You ready? Let's start off with number 10. Number 10. We're missing our little countdown guy this morning. I guess. Number 10. There we go. Solid gold toilets and bidets.
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Number 9.
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This year's Easter egg hunt will be crystal eggs. Number eight, 44 portraits of Trump to replace all those old dead guys on the wall. Number seven, he's gonna convert the basketball court into a handball court.
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B
Buffy.
[81:38]
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Number six.
[81:39]
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Halfway there, he's gonna turn the Rose garden into a polo field. Top 10 things the Trumps will bring to the White House. Number five, make the front lawn a front nine. Number four, you'll have hot and cold running Russian vodka. We're getting there. A glass ceiling in the Oval Office just to hack Hillary off. Number two, all those Secret service guys get jet packs just cause it's cool. The TRS will bring to the White House a helipad on the roof. Cuz only poorer people land in the yard.
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B
Yeah. Casey, thanks.
[82:17]
D
Hey, thanks. Keep your feet in the ground we keep reaching for the stars.
[82:21]
B
Hey, whose glasses are these over here?
[82:22]
D
Glory?
[82:23]
B
Helen, there's like a set of prescription glasses over there. Could you use these maybe?
[82:26]
A
Would they help?
[82:27]
B
Anything at all?
[82:28]
A
You blind bastard.
[82:29]
B
You might find the. The Casey case of music. Or is there anything on there you can't find? Maybe you might see better with your glasses.
[82:36]
A
We're throwing the liberal out today to go. To go protest. Turley, we sent him out. He left us with some holes in our. In our imaging.
[82:43]
B
Well, there's all kinds of stuff up there you didn't see before. Huh?
[82:47]
A
800. 800 7234. 800 radio.
[82:51]
B
I'm just hacking on. Our producer said, guys, a serious cat, so shouldn't probably be messed with very much.
[82:57]
D
He shouldn't be, but he's over there.
[82:59]
B
And I'm over here doing his best.
[83:00]
D
And there's things that, you know, maybe her totally hid a bunch of stuff.
[83:04]
A
Romo's dad is not going to be here until about 35.
[83:07]
D
Why?
[83:08]
A
Because he called in cities running away.
[83:10]
D
Okay, I can't wait to find out if. What happened to Romo this weekend, if he's gonna play even.
[83:15]
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Oh, he won't play. Baba. What's his hit and run deal? What'd you do?
[83:18]
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Oh, man. You didn't hear about it?
[83:20]
D
You didn't see the pictures?
[83:21]
B
The picture of my car on Facebook. I hit a deer.
[83:24]
A
Oh, good. Yes. Did you tag it?
[83:27]
B
No.
[83:28]
A
Was it a trophy deer?
[83:29]
B
It was a pretty big buck.
[83:31]
A
I mean, you didn't want to keep him?
[83:32]
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I don't want to act like I know it was an 8 point or a 10 point or, you know, count it. Listen it. When. I mean, it was like driving through a wildlife preserve. This is the area between Seymour and Archer City.
[83:44]
D
I was gonna say. Where were you?
[83:45]
B
Highway 210.
[83:45]
D
Okay.
[83:46]
B
Not west Texas, but it's kind of the edge of the desert out there. And I'm looking at deer all over the place, hopping around, you know, and I was looking kind of way up the road because I saw a couple. You know, you see the eyes first. And this one just landed right in front of me. It's nighttime on the passenger cut. Yeah. And I was only doing 45 or 50 miles an hour because I could. There were deer everywhere.
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Is your car totaled?
[84:06]
B
It is.
[84:07]
A
Oh, good.
[84:07]
D
Really?
[84:08]
A
I didn't mean. Good that you hit a deer. Good that you totaled your car. Unfortunately, was on a deer, because you're going to get a lot more for it because that car is already Covered in hail?
[84:15]
B
Yeah.
[84:16]
A
Do you have insurance? No.
[84:17]
B
Oh, no, I've got plane liability. But listen, the car's got 196,000 miles on it. It's 11 years old. I bought it new in 2005. So let's just let it go, okay?
[84:28]
A
What are you gonna do, just kill the deer? It had to hurt it.
[84:31]
B
That deer was not there when I. When I went back and looked, it ran off. Yeah, or limped off.
[84:37]
A
Ouch.
[84:37]
B
It killed my car, dude. When you see the picture, John, it breached the radiator, dude. It pushed the front end so far back.
[84:44]
E
God.
[84:45]
B
Horrible thing. I was lucky that it drove all the way back to Bo.
[84:48]
D
Say you got home safe.
[84:49]
A
It's so funny. I just got a text from a used car manager buddy of mine, and when I say that, you guys that work at dealerships call me on your cars, so. So there's other wholesalers that buy from dealerships.
[85:00]
D
Okay.
[85:00]
A
Okay. I'm not the only one.
[85:02]
D
The only guy in the world now.
[85:03]
A
But I tell them I'll give more. I give more. Traded for a Range Rover yesterday.
[85:08]
D
Okay.
[85:08]
A
And when he called me on it, he texted me, and I missed it because I was busy during the day. He didn't call me me. I said, this car looks like you've already traded for it. From where it's sitting, I bet. He said, I already sold it. I said, why? You know this is me. Yeah, well, you didn't answer your phone. I was like, okay, well you sold it for 25 grand, and I'll give 26 and a half. He's like, how'd you know? I was like, cuz I know it's my job to know.
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B
God.
[85:29]
A
I'm like, so call the nitwit that you sold it to and ask him if he'll take fifteen hundred dollars profit. Wow.
[85:35]
D
Yeah.
[85:35]
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And they just called back and said, yeah, he's gonna take it. But I mean, isn't that stupid? Well, he's just giving this guy 1500 bucks when I could have given it to the dealership.
[85:44]
D
He didn't know.
[85:44]
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Maybe he's not stupid. No, I love the guy. I'm not trying to call him stupid. He's not. I'm trying to make a point. Which is, give me a shot on your trade. INS guys give me a shot. Tell me what it takes to own them, because I think I'll surprise you. I'm. I. I know we talk a big game, but I back it up with reality.
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D
Yeah. And you know where to take the cars.
[86:02]
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We have the Best wholesale marketplace in the Southern. In the United States.
[86:05]
D
And it's amazing.
[86:06]
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And we built it ourselves.
[86:07]
D
Yeah, he absolutely built it from the ground up.
[86:09]
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And, And. And nobody can touch it. And. And I mean, I can give more for cars because I can sell them higher.
[86:14]
D
Yeah.
[86:15]
A
It's just that easy.
[86:15]
D
You know where to take them.
[86:16]
A
On the wholesale level, I'll lose three grand on a car. I'll lose two grand on that car. If I'm wrong. I don't care. We do enough volume that we work through it. It just works out.
[86:23]
D
How many cars do you do a week now?
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200.
[86:26]
D
Wow, that's amazing. Really, really. It's you.
[86:29]
A
I mean, actually, it needs to be about 300 if you know the truth.
[86:31]
D
Yeah, but you're the guy out buying them now.
[86:33]
A
Give me the vin.com.
[86:33]
D
You know, give me the vin.com and me and a staff of guys in there answering the phone.
[86:38]
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Yeah, I do half and they do half.
[86:39]
E
Right.
[86:40]
A
But. Yeah, and. And I just see it going nowhere but north. We've got some new software coming out in about a month that's going to blow the business on its ear.
[86:47]
D
Really?
[86:47]
A
Absolutely.
[86:48]
D
Just more accurate.
[86:49]
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It's just going to. I don't even want to talk. It's going to change everything, really. Everything we're making. There's a company called Dealer Track. What they did for the financing business, we're going to do for the wholesale business, and some software that we've been working on for years.
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D
Cool.
[87:02]
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Gazillions of dollars invested, and it's coming out in December.
[87:06]
D
So Merry Christmas to you.
[87:07]
A
Yeah, merry. Well, it's. It's. We, We. We hope it all goes down right. Mark 13 Focus SE with 28. Is it 7,500 bucks? Eight grand?
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E
I. I would like to get like maybe 85 for it.
[87:20]
A
Yeah, but see, I think I'm going to get 85 for it. So if I give you 85, that cuts me out. Yeah, if I give you 85, will you cut me a 500 back?
[87:29]
E
Yeah, I'll do that.
[87:30]
A
Go to givemetheven.com who wants to play.
[87:32]
B
Let'S Make a Deal?
[87:33]
A
Go to. It's. It's got to be an automatic. If it's a stick, knock it a grand in the head.
[87:37]
E
No, no, it's. It's automatic.
[87:39]
A
Go to. Give me the vin.com and tell them what we talked about on the radio and we'll send you a formal offer letter. Where are you?
[87:44]
E
I'm in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
[87:46]
A
Pennsylvania.
[87:46]
E
I love your show. I listen to it all the time.
[87:48]
A
Wzzo, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York. New York. It's a big signal up there. I'm glad that you guys are liking us. Our bad Texas BS quality rock and.
[88:00]
B
Roll for the Poconos and beyond.
[88:04]
A
We have a full. We have an office up in Manheim, Pennsylvania and we have about 40 drivers. So we can go pick it up at your house.
[88:12]
E
All right, thanks man.
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A
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.
[88:18]
D
Well, you talked about Tony Romo's dad coming in at what, about 10:30 or so?
[88:22]
A
Yep.
[88:23]
D
Okay. Well, another Cowboys in trouble.
[88:25]
B
This one.
[88:25]
D
Randy Gregory again the defensive end has failed another drug test. Facing it now a year long suspension. He served a four game suspension to start the season for his substance abuse issue violation. This is Randy Gregory.
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You, I tuned out on you.
[88:42]
D
Okay, Randy Gregory said the Cowboy defensive and he's had drug issues.
[88:46]
A
Okay, in one sentence, what happened?
[88:48]
D
Basically, he's failed another drug test and now he's looking at a one year suspension. My point is my, my question is, don't they have something in their contract that says dude, if you can't play, you don't get paid?
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A
Good morning. I see you. See you. Thank you.
[89:02]
E
See you, man.
[89:03]
D
Bye. I just wondered, you know, like in radio we have contracts and we have a moral turpitude which is if you embarrass the company or you embarrass a sponsor.
[89:11]
A
Is that why they call me on Mondays?
[89:13]
D
Yes, yes, that's why they call you.
[89:15]
A
On Mondays and that's why I don't have any sponsors.
[89:17]
D
That's why.
[89:17]
B
Well, you're not a moral, you're providing comedy. There's always a setup.
[89:21]
A
No, I've offended plenty.
[89:22]
D
Yeah, what?
[89:23]
A
Oh sure, I'll get called Monday. I have a meeting on Tuesday. I'm sure I'm going to get pistol.
[89:28]
D
Whipped people every week.
[89:31]
A
Hey, here's what's fixing to happen. Do you think the PC police are going to to be heavier or lighter in a Trump presidency?
[89:37]
D
Lighter. I think you're right, Bob.
[89:39]
A
Oh God. I mean really.
[89:41]
B
I mean I, I, you've got a.
[89:42]
A
President that said grab him by the kitty cat.
[89:46]
B
Right? Right.
[89:47]
A
He calls Ronnie if today they, after he's elected, if they get a mic in front of him on a Rosie o' Donnell topic, he'll call her a fat pig and say send her off. He'll stick to the stick. The guy's an entertainer.
[89:58]
B
Before that happens, before that's able to happen, there's got to be an outlier. There's got to be a bellwether. Okay. Somebody to. To make that possible. Do you want to be that guy?
[90:07]
A
Yes.
[90:07]
B
That's all I'm asking. Because I'll. I'll, I'll go with you. I'll be that guy with you.
[90:12]
D
Let John do that one that way because he gets yelled at.
[90:15]
A
I love getting yelled at.04F150FX4 leather.119. It reminds me of my father. That's how he showed me love.
[90:20]
D
Oh, that's how he showed you.
[90:22]
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Is it a four wheel drive, David?
[90:25]
E
Yeah.
[90:26]
A
Is it leather? Yes. Is it navigation? Is it lariat or. It's FX4. Does it have a sunroof? Crew cab. It's a crew cab. 04F150 yeah, it's a crew cab. How are the tires? Because I see the 6 inch lift. So. I mean, the tires cost 1200 bucks. Are they. Are they halfway gone? Are they all the way gone? Are they fresh?
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They're probably halfway. A little bit better than that. There's a Toyota All Terrain.
[90:53]
A
Does eight grand by the truck.
[90:55]
E
Hey. Grand.
[90:56]
A
Yep.
[90:57]
E
No, sir, I'm looking to pay the. My loan off.
[91:01]
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Well, you know, we get. We get requests from credit unions all the time to buy repos.
[91:06]
E
Yeah. Wow.
[91:07]
A
How much is your loan?
[91:10]
E
A little over 21.
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I think that we're gonna get one from that credit union too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name's Chuck. Old people. I didn't mean that. It's 04.
[91:28]
D
I know it's a 04, but what.
[91:30]
A
Year are we in? People do that.
[91:31]
D
Are we 16?
[91:32]
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What model years? 17's an 04K. It's a 60 year old woman with an ass duck in a boob job.
[91:37]
D
Yeah, I know.
[91:38]
A
Did he say he owed 21,000?
[91:40]
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He did.
[91:41]
A
He did. Maybe the call screener missed the year or he said it wrong. And that's why we asked for the VIN number.
[91:46]
D
Number.
[91:47]
A
Because so many times when the VIN numbers come in, we find out that they miss the year model.
[91:52]
D
Yeah, they said something different. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. But again, you. You're not here to get people out of their loan.
[91:58]
A
I will if I can.
[91:59]
D
If you can. Yeah. But sometimes you buried yourself or you rolled another car into your loan and you owe from that.
[92:05]
A
Yeah, no, I mean, you know, we. We deal in the market, the hard market. We trade on the high end of the. Of the actual commoditized. But we are commoditizing the used car. That's what the Whole give me the VIN thing is. The software that's coming out in December is commoditization of the used car industry. We're going to turn used cars all. We're going to take it all the way. The next level to pork bellies and orange juice.
[92:25]
B
Yeah, dad.
[92:26]
D
Real simple.
[92:26]
A
It's. It's happening, huh? I've got so many callers here, but they got so many miles. Marco, go to the. Go to the website, man. A 200,000 mile old ass truck. I got to look at it online. Okay. You there? Marco.
[92:41]
B
Marco.
[92:43]
A
Hey. Go. Go. The website with 180000 mile O2 Ford. It's so. It's so old and miley. I've got to look at it. Okay. Trent. A 14C 302. Does it have navigation? Sunroof?
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E
Yes.
[92:56]
A
What color?
[93:00]
E
Gunmetal gray, I believe.
[93:01]
A
Have you gotten an offer from anyone else?
[93:06]
E
Frank Kent.
[93:07]
A
Okay.
[93:07]
E
And Jerry McKinney.
[93:09]
A
Okay. What?
[93:09]
E
McKinney hit it at Jerry McKinney?
[93:13]
A
Yep. What did he. What did he bid?
[93:18]
E
They both gave the same price at 14.
[93:20]
A
Okay. Jerry McKinney was one of my mentors in the business. Yep. The first.
[93:26]
E
He's one of my best friends.
[93:28]
A
He's. He. He sent me. So you're gonna send it to him? You're gonna sell to him nonetheless. I mean, if I beat him by 500, is he still gonna get the car?
[93:39]
E
Okay, so Trent, question.
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A
If I be. If I beat him by 500, is he still gonna get the car?
[93:46]
B
No.
[93:46]
E
Because my wife is wanting a Fisker.
[93:49]
A
Okay. If Frank can't tell. Frank, can I get 14? 5. I might get 15 grand. So you can use that as your trade in number and just tell them to call me. I know those guys over there. And I'll send a driver and a draft. Pick it up. Okay.
[93:58]
E
Boom.
[93:59]
B
His wife is wanting a what?
[94:01]
D
I don't know.
[94:02]
A
You know, that's. That's. We were. We said the PC police are going to loosen up. We're not there yet.
[94:06]
B
Yeah, I didn't think like five minutes is fast.
[94:08]
D
She wants a Fisker. We don't even know they're trying to.
[94:11]
B
Change the world up there in Pennsylvania.
[94:13]
D
We don't even know what that is.
[94:16]
A
I mean, that's between you and your wife. My God.
[94:19]
B
Bobby.
[94:22]
A
My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the air. And Greg, I don't know what a 256 infinity is. Does it mean QX6? Is that what they meant? Greg, you there? Greg, you there? Greg? Is it a QX56? Because it says 256.
[94:41]
E
It's a QX56.
[94:43]
A
It's a 12 with 74.
[94:44]
E
I'm sorry, Q56.
[94:46]
A
So is it an SUV? Yes, sir. Okay. If it's what I think it is, it's about 20. It's mid-20s, depending on the wheels and the theater and the nav and the tech. Go to givemetheven.com push. Put the VIN in my system, will ask you these hard ad questions real quick. I mean, it takes 30 seconds, literally. And push the pictures up and I'll email you an offer. I need to ask you too many questions and I'm out of time to be able to bid it properly right now. But I can do it on the online in a heartbeat. Give me the vin.com. and that goes for everybody. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Cleveland. I buy cars on the air.
[95:26]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.
[95:50]
A
People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeThe Vin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?
[96:12]
B
Tell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.
[96:20]
C
Now back to the John.
[96:21]
A
Clay Wolf showning everyone. Quick check. One minute. One minute, real quick. Bucky. Good morning. You're on the air.
[96:34]
E
Good morning.
[96:34]
A
Hey, 15 Chevrolet Tahoe LTZ. Does it have navigation, sunroof and power running boards? Yes, it does have power running boards.
[96:45]
E
It does.
[96:46]
A
Okay, because that's a better option. Equipment package. What color is it?
[96:50]
E
It's gunmetal gray.
[96:52]
A
Okay. It is 40 gram by it. No, but.
[96:55]
E
And it does have. I have the reclining bucket seats and the seats are heated and air conditioned.
[97:01]
A
Does 41 grand buy it?
[97:04]
E
Not quite.
[97:04]
A
Does 42 grand title?
[97:06]
E
I don't know if that makes a difference.
[97:07]
A
No, I mean we pay it off or just give you a check. If I give you a check for 42 grand, do I own it?
[97:13]
E
No, not quite. And it's already paid for. I paid cash for it.
[97:17]
A
Okay. What does it take to buy it?
[97:21]
E
That's a good question. I'm thinking probably 47.
[97:26]
A
I can't make that work. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jim. An 09 vet. How many miles?
[97:34]
E
23.
[97:35]
A
Is it a hardtop or convertible?
[97:38]
E
It's a hard top. It's a Z06.
[97:41]
A
Damn. I don't know that one off the top of my head. And I'm. I got 20 seconds. I can't do it. I can't look it up right now. Now can you go to givemetheven.com and dump the VIN number in there? We'll email you an offer letter.
[97:51]
D
Yeah.
[97:52]
A
Where are you calling from?
[97:54]
E
East of Dallas.
[97:55]
A
All right, we'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it. I just, I don't want to bid you short. I mean, you got a Z06. You mean, you mean do it right or do it half ass? Try and do it right. Do it right. My name is John Clay Wolfe bike Horizon radio. Call us now at 800800 radio and year, make, model, miles are just going to give me the vindo come.
[98:19]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.
[98:36]
A
One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God, they lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.
[99:01]
B
Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.
[99:11]
C
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.
[99:24]
A
I always say this just at the end. Just a reminder, we have a podcast that goes up about two hours after the show. Commercial free week weekly. So if you google John Clay Wolf podcast, it'll take you to all the sites that host it, which is itunes is the main one, but it's there.
[99:37]
D
Just search.
[99:38]
A
I'VE noticed the downloads are just going up and up and up and up and up. So I just want to let. I guess people like it.
[99:42]
D
Yeah, they do.
[99:43]
A
Yeah. Go to John Claywolf podcast. Give me the vin.com, the phone screeners. Let me know that his keyboard broke.
[99:50]
D
So good. No, that's good.
[99:52]
A
I can't see who's on what and doing what.
[99:54]
D
I need a backup.
[99:55]
A
But just like in Mexico, where we don't need computers to buy cars.
[100:00]
D
No.
[100:00]
A
Tony Romo's dad's gonna be here in a minute. I think he's supposed to be here now. Here he comes. Romero. Romero. Romero.
[100:08]
D
I'm excited to hear what's gonna go on with Tony this week. Or maybe he doesn't even know. Oh, there he is.
[100:14]
A
Hello, Romero.
[100:16]
B
Buenos Diaz. Hi, Senor Wolf.
[100:20]
A
We have. We have had more fun with. With you than we ever imagined.
[100:24]
D
No kidding.
[100:25]
B
At least I am appreciative.
[100:27]
A
I don't know what's going to happen when Tony gets traded and you're gone.
[100:30]
D
Is Tony going to be traded?
[100:33]
B
I. I have no hear of these.
[100:35]
A
Oh, I mean, I'm just guessing. What. Well, tell me what's on your mind today.
[100:39]
B
Rumors are true.
[100:41]
A
Okay.
[100:42]
D
What is true this week with Tony?
[100:44]
B
Well, you know, Tony has worked very hard to get himself back into shape.
[100:49]
A
Sure.
[100:49]
B
For the Dallas Vaqueros.
[100:51]
D
Yeah. He's been training.
[100:52]
B
Oh, yes. Listen to IOD Tiger.
[100:57]
A
Rocky music.
[100:58]
B
Like in the Rocky Fool. Yeah, maybe Rocky Trace. I'm not sure Antonio is ready. He is throwing missiles. Missiles.
[101:09]
D
Oh, wow.
[101:09]
B
At practice. So he's strong even with the scouting squad. Missiles.
[101:15]
D
Missiles.
[101:16]
B
He is throwing passes of up to 78 yards per hour. This is very fast.
[101:24]
A
Yeah.
[101:25]
B
And understandably. El Entranador Rojo. The red Coach Jason got it.
[101:33]
D
Oh, Jason. Yes, Coach.
[101:35]
B
He think he could go with hard hand for his quarterback at this time. Hot hand, this is Duck.
[101:44]
D
Yeah, Duck.
[101:45]
B
An Antonio. Though he is heartbroken to wait on sidelines. He, of course, only want what is best for his team.
[101:56]
D
That's nice.
[101:57]
B
So he take little baby pants job stealer, wannabe quarterback, Coyote in Chief's clothing. That co press God out for a night on town in Pittsburgh. Last night they go to Antonio's favorite place, the CAS bar on Highland Avenue in Shady Town.
[102:21]
D
Shady Town.
[102:22]
B
Yes. So, Tony love this place, the cast bar. I don't like it so much. You don't like the. How do you say this? The wait staff, they are all very exotic young ladies, but all are very, very tall and muscular as well.
[102:44]
D
Gotcha.
[102:45]
B
In Fact, one of them, the one they call Rosarita, is a spitting image. I swear to sweet virgin Mother Mary of Ben Rosli's burger. She hovered that face. You know that face. The Ben Rothesis burger face. Right before he dumped the ball off on shovel pass. He's throwing it all, you know.
[103:10]
D
Yeah.
[103:11]
B
That face. She have that face all of the time.
[103:14]
D
That's frightening.
[103:15]
B
It doesn't matter if she smile.
[103:18]
D
No.
[103:18]
B
Or she cry, you know?
[103:21]
D
Yeah.
[103:21]
B
Or she's bewildered. And she have all of these emotions all of the time.
[103:26]
D
Same face.
[103:26]
B
She is waitress.
[103:27]
D
Okay.
[103:28]
B
She still have that face. But Antonio, he loved Rosarita only like to go to Cast bar. So he take dark Prescott and like a little joke, he think he will give Doc some of the Peruvian a hot sauce.
[103:46]
D
Oh, it's a little joke.
[103:48]
B
Yes. And Doc choke on the hot sauce because it is so hot. And the only things I do love makes it that hot. And he tried it. Now, Dakota is from Louisiana and he can handle his spicy dishes. But Antonio, bless his heart, he have too much of his poor mother in him.
[104:14]
A
Where's she from?
[104:15]
B
She is German, Polish.
[104:17]
A
Extremely clumsy. Right.
[104:18]
B
This is why this why he's so acid and prone. For one thing.
[104:22]
D
I got you.
[104:23]
B
And the other, this why he cannot take hot sauce. Especially Peruvian hot sauce. They make it with a mix of red chili pepper.
[104:33]
D
Okay.
[104:34]
B
And the agave root.
[104:35]
D
Okay.
[104:36]
B
And pure cocaine.
[104:38]
D
No.
[104:38]
A
Yes, that's the case.
[104:41]
B
So not only do it burn his mouth off. Would it make him feel funny?
[104:44]
D
I don't think no. He didn't take any.
[104:47]
B
He tried to put the fire out. And he drink all of his water.
[104:51]
E
Yeah.
[104:52]
B
But he does no help.
[104:54]
D
No water didn't help.
[104:55]
B
And they have no milk at the CAS bar. For some reason he began to throw things from his table.
[105:03]
D
Oh, he got upset.
[105:04]
B
Around the room of the restaurant. They say he threw a 12in tener plate.
[105:10]
G
Wow.
[105:11]
B
Into the kitchen. 42 yards away in a high tide spiral. J. Yeah. No one is there to catch it. He threw Rosarita herself.
[105:24]
D
He did not.
[105:25]
B
14 yards.
[105:26]
D
The. Wait, the waitress.
[105:28]
B
Yes. You know, she land in vestibule just inside front door. And. And when she fall down, thank virgin Mother Mary she was no hurt. But she still had that bean rosly sparkly look on her face.
[105:45]
A
It was terrible, that face.
[105:48]
B
The face Tony throw the candle on the table. From his table at the front door, all the way down Highland Avenue. 64 yards.
[105:58]
D
Jace Cancer.
[106:00]
B
And he set on fire a gay pride celebration. And he feels so terrible and dark. This is perhaps the Wisdom of. Of the little baby pants Dak Prescott. He says, tony, don't feel bad because they were flaming anyway.
[106:19]
D
Oh, God.
[106:20]
A
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Romero Romo, Tony Rmo's father. My name is Chocolate wolf. His name's J.D. ryan and Baba will be back with us. Uno momento. Four for four.
[106:32]
B
Please be careful with your children.
[106:33]
A
Stay hooked. We'll be right back.
[106:46]
B
You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Power by givemethevin.com.
[107:06]
A
@Givemetheven.Com I'm not going to bore you with a bunch of questions. I need the vin number, I need a couple of pictures, I need the miles and whammo. There's your offer. I buy cars. Hundreds per week@givemetheven.com not a bunch of junk cars. I mean real cars. Trucks, vets, Ferraris, whatever. Lexuses, I mean, everything from 2 grand to 200 grand. I'm the best buyer in all of Texas.
[107:32]
B
I love your car. Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.
[107:49]
C
Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
[108:02]
A
And we're back. This is the last segment for Oklahoma City, what almost Dallas. And the buzz in Houston.
[108:08]
B
Oh, I don't want to go.
[108:10]
A
I don't know if we're on an ESPN Houston today because protest.
[108:13]
D
We don't want to go.
[108:15]
A
We'll go protest with Turley Aaron. O2 vet hardtop stick was 60. What color?
[108:20]
E
Yes, sir. Silver.
[108:23]
A
Does it need tires? How many miles since it's had tires on it?
[108:28]
E
Tires are right at a year old. Maybe 10,000 miles.
[108:30]
A
Okay, 10,000.
[108:33]
E
10,000. I don't think I could do that.
[108:36]
A
What can you do?
[108:37]
E
I could do probably 14, 5, 15.
[108:39]
A
You know, you guys, are y' all really expecting me to give the. What everybody's asking an auto trader for their cars?
[108:46]
E
Well, it's just, it's the market on our side.
[108:49]
A
Your side? What do you mean? Oh, on the retail side?
[108:52]
E
Yeah, retail side.
[108:53]
A
Well, but, but what? Someone's asking. But if they're asking 14, 5, they never take it. I mean, if, if you went to buy that car and someone's asking 14,500, are you gonna get give it?
[109:02]
E
No, never.
[109:03]
A
Always. Right.
[109:03]
E
Negotiate a little bit.
[109:05]
A
Sure. But I mean, average MMR in the car is 102 and y' all act like I'm crazy. I mean, I. If I just sat here and wrote checks for what everybody's asking in the paper, I'd be out of business in about 30 minutes.
[109:16]
E
I understand that completely.
[109:18]
A
I'm not stealing them, but I'm giving the high end of wholesale. It takes a while. There's a lot of pains to retailing cars, and the people that buy them. Want all this stuff done, you know, I'll give it, but I want this and this and that. Where's my inspection sticker? Oh, my God. You need to change the oil. Look at these tires. I know they have 10,000, but I want new tires. I mean, everybody's so bitchy.
[109:38]
D
I know.
[109:39]
A
I know that 145 is the asking price before the bitching starts. So, you know, I'll give 10, 11 grand. Will 11 grand buy it?
[109:47]
E
I don't think.
[109:48]
A
All right. Click. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Andrew, good morning.
[109:54]
E
Good morning.
[109:55]
A
You have a 2010 4Runner, is that right?
[109:59]
D
Correct.
[110:00]
A
And is it a limited or an SL5 or a trail?
[110:04]
E
It's an SR5.
[110:05]
A
Okay.
[110:06]
E
With leather.
[110:07]
A
Cool. And how many miles?
[110:11]
E
81, 400.
[110:15]
A
If it has a clean carfax. I'm gonna hit you at a real. Is it a four wheel drive or two?
[110:21]
E
Two wheel drive.
[110:22]
A
Okay.
[110:23]
E
With the tow package.
[110:26]
A
Okay. So I'm gonna give you a number that should get this car bought. And if you do the old, then you're not serious. Are you serious seller? First of all?
[110:36]
E
Yes.
[110:37]
A
Okay, so if I give you $18,000 for this car. I bought it, right?
[110:42]
D
Yeah.
[110:42]
A
Okay. Go to the website and tell them we bought it.
[110:46]
E
Okay.
[110:46]
A
Thanks, man. Boom.
[110:48]
F
Yeah.
[110:51]
A
Okay, this guy's gonna be mad. His name's Mo Mohammed. And every Mo I've ever bought anything from is. Mo is mad, and he's got166,000 miles on his 07 Mustang GT. I'm sure he lives in Houston. Mo, you there?
[111:02]
E
Yes, sir.
[111:03]
A
The car's got 166. I know. They're asking $10,000 for the ones with 70, 000 miles on them. Yours has 166. It's worth 3,500.
[111:13]
E
Okay.
[111:14]
A
If you'd like to sell.
[111:17]
E
I need a little bit more. I'm not asking for a whole lot more.
[111:20]
A
How much more?
[111:22]
E
I'm trying to get out of it. The loan, we have about 5,800 left on it.
[111:26]
A
You're gonna have to write a check to get out of it. The miles are just too Damn high. They only have so much life left in them.
[111:31]
B
Yep.
[111:32]
A
I'm. You know, I may give four, but if four will buy it. Go to the website and load it up. You. If 4 won't buy it, then don't even bother.
[111:38]
E
Okay.
[111:40]
A
800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio Mike. This car's got big miles on it. It's a 12 Chrysler 2 hundreds with 114 and it's worth. Does it have leather and roof?
[111:53]
E
Moonroof cloth seat stuff?
[111:56]
A
40. I sold that one with 80 for 45 to 4 grand.
[112:02]
D
Rick.
[112:03]
A
Unbelievable. I hear you. It's 4 grand. I'm sure you owe 8 on it.
[112:07]
E
Well, the loan is 13. But you said it's worth 4.
[112:10]
A
Yep. All right, 800. 800. 7, 2, 3. I just can't help him. I know. I got nowhere to go.
[112:15]
D
I know he owes 14,000 people.
[112:18]
A
It's not his fault.
[112:19]
D
No, no, no, of course not.
[112:20]
A
I'm. I'm looking at you for guidance.
[112:22]
D
I'm just saying people call you and they kind of want out of their deal. But you didn't make the deal.
[112:27]
A
Hey, John. My wife's wanting to leave me and. Because I've been sleeping around. Yeah. And it's Gonna cost me $300,000 to get rid of her and I've only got 20. Can you help me? No.
[112:40]
B
That is your problem.
[112:41]
A
I just can't. I'd love to. Send me pictures of your wife. Maybe we'll start there.
[112:45]
D
Some people think JD's single. The price is. Is going to be close to getting them out of their deal.
[112:50]
A
Sometimes.
[112:50]
D
And it's not. And sometimes it is.
[112:52]
A
Sometimes it is.
[112:52]
D
Yeah, sure.
[112:53]
A
But if you don't didn't put any money down on a loan and you bought special finance and you paid a fee and you have a high interest rate and all that stuff, you're tanked. There's no question about it. You're tanked. Get a preacher in a backhoe when you go sign those loans up for 14% interest. And they charge you $2,000 to even buy the deal. And you rolled $4,000 worth of negative equity from your last one. I mean, you're just.
[113:15]
D
You're toast. You know, you're hoping against hope.
[113:18]
A
You need to hope that what happened to Bobbo happens to you. That you crash it, total it and live through it. And the insurance buys it.
[113:23]
B
Yeah, but buy something other than liability insurance first.
[113:27]
A
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the chipmunk is in the studio. We've got three and a half minutes left, then we're leaving. And we're going into hour number four is Randy. Randy's got more to say than that.
[113:39]
B
He looks like he might.
[113:40]
A
Randy. Well, let's talk to him real quick. We'll team up for the next segment.
[113:43]
D
I'll go get him. Randy.
[113:45]
F
Hey, guys.
[113:46]
A
What's going on? Well, we waited too long to bring in and we're gonna. Oh, yeah, a lot of our listeners lose us at 11 o'. Clock.
[113:53]
F
They don't teach y' all how to tell time in the second grade.
[113:56]
A
Well, we.
[113:58]
F
We do in the second grade.
[113:59]
A
I'm gonna bring you in on the next segment on the next hour. And the listeners that miss you can grab the podcast at itunes John Cleveland show and listen to it.
[114:06]
F
Oh, that's okay. I don't care.
[114:08]
A
What's on your mind?
[114:09]
F
I'm a chipmunk. Yeah, I've had a weird week.
[114:12]
A
What happened?
[114:13]
F
Well, you know, I. You know, I've been out west Texas. Long story. I got a subpoena from Baylor County.
[114:20]
D
I don't think so.
[114:21]
F
Yeah, I did.
[114:22]
D
Why would it.
[114:23]
F
I got my bluebird.
[114:24]
D
Why would a chipmunk.
[114:25]
F
That's how they do it.
[114:25]
D
Okay.
[114:26]
F
They send a blue. Hey, the Blue Jays are mean.
[114:29]
D
Son of a. Yeah, they are. I know that.
[114:30]
F
Anyway, so, yeah, I gotta go out Baylor county next week. I had incident.
[114:37]
D
What kind of incident would a chipmunk have?
[114:39]
F
It's okay. I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
[114:42]
D
Are you fine?
[114:43]
F
Yeah.
[114:44]
D
Okay, you want to tell me about the incident?
[114:46]
A
We'll get into it in a minute.
[114:47]
F
Yeah, it's kind of a long story. I feel like a dumbass.
[114:51]
D
I bet it is a long story.
[114:53]
A
Richard. Good morning. You're on the air, Richard. Yeah. 06 GT black on black with 40,000 miles. Is a convertible or a hard top?
[115:02]
E
It's a hard top.
[115:05]
A
I like the miles at eight grand.
[115:06]
E
It's eight. Are you kidding?
[115:09]
A
No, not.
[115:11]
E
I haven't checked the book on it, but it's probably somewhere retail around 14 or 15.
[115:16]
B
Oh, I wonder. Wonder who?
[115:20]
E
I mean, I don't know who wrote the book.
[115:21]
B
You're talking about Willis.
[115:23]
A
Well, I mean, the books just don't buy the cars, man. I mean, I stand in auction lanes and buy cars left and right. I sell cars and auctions. I'm on the market. Let me. Let me double check myself. Is it a Celine or something?
[115:32]
E
Yeah, no, it's just I get comments on it everywhere I go. It's just.
[115:39]
A
Do they ever say man, you want too much for that thing.
[115:41]
E
Just a cool ride. Just a cool ride.
[115:45]
A
Let's look at average. Market Average MMR is 86.50. With 50,000. With 49,000 miles. This one's got 40. I hit it at 8. Yeah, I can probably go to 9 if it's sweetheart, but that'd be the end of me.
[116:00]
E
Yeah, it is a sweetheart. I'm not getting. You might get it for now.
[116:03]
A
Okay, we'll go the website. Let us know. Give me the vin dot com. Earl Pitts. I'd hate to price another man's property. You know what?
[116:15]
B
He sounded sure doing a lot. He sounded like he had a Ben Roethlisberger look to him.
[116:22]
D
I can't wait till we're on New Orleans and this calls are gonna.
[116:25]
A
Rush is. Rush is such a media whore. He's here. He's gonna take us out. We've only got Rush. Rush limbaugh. You got 40 seconds to take us out. And then everybody else, you're gonna have to grab us off the podcast for hour number four. That loses us and the guest. Rest of the guys, get us an hour number four.
[116:38]
B
Brothers and sisters, look. Redemption, as they said, comes in the morning. It is now 5am on the John Clay Wolf Show. Back with more excellence after this.
[116:53]
A
It. Foreign.
[117:24]
C
From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
[117:38]
A
JD Did I tell you about that old Cadillac we bought in out of Missouri?
[117:41]
D
Is this not the one you gave your wife?
[117:43]
A
No, it was a 6. This one was a 66. Convertible and they inherited from their grandmother. We bid this car last summer. Yeah. They couldn't get a title to it because it's in California. They sent us these pictures. Car looks beautiful. Beautiful.
[117:56]
D
Yeah.
[117:57]
A
So convertible. We bid it for $10,000 and they finally got the title into it. They brought it to our drop space in Fayetteville, Arkansas.
[118:06]
E
Okay.
[118:06]
A
And the guy that receives it said, hey, man, this car is not as nice as you said.
[118:11]
D
Really?
[118:12]
A
And I was like, what do you mean? He's like this. The record driver said it was sitting in a barn, covered in everything. Oh, no. And he dug it out of a barn. He said, I'm gonna go drive it. I'm like, okay. Had Bondo cracks. Paint was bad.
[118:24]
D
So the pictures you got were like, from 72.
[118:26]
A
Yes, yes. I guess the black and white should have, you know, been our first tip. Yeah, yeah. We cut it from 10,000 to 60,500. I don't know if we cut it enough because he. After he got done test driving, it, it quit working. Oh, geez. Training.
[118:42]
D
Which is what you say on every older car.
[118:44]
A
Like that always happens. Hey, Nathan. Nathan.
[118:49]
E
Yes, sir?
[118:49]
A
Is your car gonna make it better than this Cadillac?
[118:53]
E
Yeah. Yeah, it sure will. It better.
[118:55]
A
Did you build it or did you somebody? I like buying classic. I like buying classic cars of, of descendants.
[119:04]
E
Right. Well, I, I own a restoration shop, and that's what I do for a living for the past 15 years.
[119:09]
A
Well, then you know the market better than I. I mean, you don't expect me to buy this from you where you want to be, right?
[119:15]
E
Man, the market is just all over on these cars. And that's kind of why I was calling. I mean, what do you suggest?
[119:22]
A
Okay, so. So I give eight grand for a convertible Cougar the other day out of Arkansas. We bring it in here, put a new interior in it, taken to Mecham auction, and we sold it.
[119:30]
D
For how much?
[119:31]
A
Eight grand.
[119:32]
D
Geez.
[119:32]
A
After a how much? Selfie. 1200. Thousand on the interior, 500 on the shipping.
[119:38]
D
Gotcha.
[119:38]
A
Okay. I bought that pink Caddy.
[119:40]
D
Yep.
[119:41]
A
Can't get my money back. I'm gonna lose about two dimes on it. This one I just bought. You heard the story. I can't win with these old cars. I cannot win.
[119:47]
D
Well, they're kind of.
[119:48]
A
I can't buy them cheap enough.
[119:49]
D
It's all over the place. Yeah, and you got to have a specific fire for it, and I don't have it.
[119:53]
A
Yeah, and they don't either. I mean, if you watch the auctions on these classic cars. Nathan, do you see? They're not bringing it? Some of them are, and that keeps hope, but most of them aren't.
[120:02]
E
Yeah, and that, that's kind of what I was saying. I mean, you see them from, you know, 40 to 90, they're. They're just all over the.
[120:08]
A
And if I own this car, I'd run it and bring 20 and give you 25. It just, it's just killing me. It's killing me. So my. I, I, I'm gonna pass. I mean, I'll buy it for 10,000. You're gonna tell me I'm stupid, and I agree, but I gotta, Yeah, I gotta make some money somewhere on these damned old cars. I bet I've lost 100 grand on them.
[120:27]
D
Oh, my Lord.
[120:28]
A
I'm sick. I'm sick of them.
[120:31]
D
Yeah.
[120:32]
A
So.
[120:33]
E
All right, man. Well, I appreciate it. We'll see.
[120:35]
B
What?
[120:35]
E
See what we can make happen.
[120:37]
A
All right, thanks. Sorry about that. Now this is a car I can stand right in the middle of and get bought. Zach. Good morning.
[120:43]
E
Good morning.
[120:44]
A
Where are you calling from?
[120:46]
E
Fort Worth, Texas.
[120:47]
A
Okay, well, what part of Fort Worth, Texas?
[120:50]
E
Right by alliance.
[120:52]
A
Okay, we're about 15 minutes from you. We have an office in Fort Worth over by Uncle Julio's off Camp Bowie. And we can cut you a check on the spot. 31,000 miles. What color?
[121:02]
E
Thunder gray.
[121:03]
A
Okay, is it a wagon, a coupe or sedan?
[121:06]
E
It's a coupe. It's got the Recaro, seats all Suede. Steering wheel, six feet, too. Even harder to find.
[121:12]
A
It's a 2011 CTS V. So it's got the Corvette engine in it. Hot rod caddy. Clean carfax. 31,000 miles. No accident history, right?
[121:22]
E
No accidents.
[121:22]
A
Correct. Does it need tires?
[121:26]
E
Does not. It's actually 100% stock and got the new Michigan Pilot Super Sport.
[121:31]
A
Do you have a title?
[121:33]
E
I have title in hand.
[121:34]
A
Do you want to exchange title in hand and car in hand for $30,000 check?
[121:39]
E
I don't think 30s will buy it.
[121:41]
A
Okay. I mean, then you got a retailer. You got to run ads. You got to show everybody. You got to wait on their financing to fall through, and then the next guy and his financing to fall through. You know how it goes.
[121:53]
E
33 would buy it.
[121:55]
A
Yeah.
[121:57]
E
100 stock. It's hard to find those Car stock and a six speed.
[122:00]
A
Yeah, I buy them every day. I really do. I'm not trying to put your car down, but I get them bought. You know, what if I split the difference with you into 31 and a half? There's got to be some. Okay, so your time's not worth, you know, I mean, think these guys come back to us all the time. Hey, is that offer still good? No, the market went down three months later. Three months later. Hey, I've had this thing on craigslist. And the cars.com. is it offer still good? No change. I mean, it's down about a thousand or it's down 1500. I mean, I'm just telling you. I'm trying to treat you right. I'm offering you good money and it's over.
[122:36]
E
I know. I. I'll. I'll pass.
[122:38]
A
Okay, so what's the bottom? Bottom?
[122:40]
E
Bottom 33. How many? Six speed coups if it was white.
[122:47]
A
If it was white with black guts, I'd want to stretch. Let me look at one more thing. Hang on just a second.
[122:53]
E
All right, it's got the moon roof. It's got the suede steering wheel, the suede seats, the Ricaros. I mean, it's as low as you can get it with sticker at 79 grand, but I paid for it new.
[123:04]
A
Oh, wow. One owner, ctsv Gray. I wish it wasn't gray. I'm not knocking your taste. I'm just telling you the white ones bring more money. 30,000 miles.
[123:15]
E
I wish it was a wagon.
[123:16]
A
No joke. Isn't that weird?
[123:19]
E
Wagons I get. Why do they want 40 grand?
[123:23]
A
33. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go to givemethevin.com. i want you to load the VIN number. I want you to load a couple pictures and say 33 grand buys it today. And I will make a decision after I look at it. I might buy it.
[123:36]
E
That'll work.
[123:37]
A
Okay. Thanks.
[123:39]
E
Appreciate it.
[123:39]
A
See you. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Micah Prius. Is it a stage one, two, three or four? Oh, I missed him. Mike. I'm sorry. Are you there? Yes.
[123:54]
E
It's a two.
[123:54]
A
It's a two and it's got 80 on it. It's worth 6, 500 and I'll give it those prices. Ain't worth nothing nobody wants.
[124:02]
D
Not anymore.
[124:02]
G
Really?
[124:02]
A
No.
[124:03]
D
Well, not the gas is a buck 76, Dale.
[124:05]
A
A 10 Camaro with 93 SS, leather, hard top automatic or stick. It really doesn't matter. On the money, it's about the same. Dale, you there? Hey, Dale. Yeah, I'm a 12ish guy on this car with 93. Okay, I can't hear him. 12 grand go to. Give me the VIN dot com. I'll see if I want to give more. Beetle TDI. Ashley. Good morning.
[124:35]
E
Good morning.
[124:35]
A
Where are you calling from?
[124:37]
E
Houston.
[124:38]
A
Houston? Were you listening to us on ESPN or on the Buzz?
[124:42]
E
Buzz, buzz.
[124:43]
A
So we're off the air on the bus. I don't know if we're on ESPN today or not because of A. They're carrying a M and I don't know if A and M had an early game today. Let's see here. We're going to Beetle Beetle. Beetle, Beetle, Beetle, Beetle, Beetle Bug. New body style. Is it a convertible?
[124:59]
E
No.
[125:00]
A
Okay. Is it automatic?
[125:03]
E
Yes.
[125:04]
A
Is it moonroof? Yes. Why did it go from sunroof to Moon?
[125:08]
D
Moonroof?
[125:09]
A
I don't know.
[125:09]
D
I don't know.
[125:10]
A
Does it have navigation? Yes. Okay. Is it leather? Yes. Okay. And how many miles? 47 on a diesel beetlebug. It's an 11 grand rig.
[125:25]
D
Okay.
[125:25]
E
So I'm gonna wait for the buyback.
[125:27]
A
Oh, yes, yes, yes. They. Okay, you bring up a very valid point. So Volkswagen is sending out letters to their owners and they're offering them like $5,000. I'm sorry, money.
[125:37]
F
Or.
[125:37]
A
And, or buy their car back. For how much? How much will they buy it back for?
[125:42]
E
They're gonna buy it for 21, right?
[125:44]
F
Really?
[125:44]
A
No, it's real, dude. I mean, they're throwing billions.
[125:47]
D
What are you gonna do with these cars?
[125:48]
A
I don't. They're gonna sell them in the auction just like we do and they're gonna lose their ass. No kidding. So Ashley, am I right? Did they offer you like a settlement amount or a buy it back or both? Both. How much was the settlement amount?
[126:01]
E
Settlement amount to keep the car and fix the problem. Wasn't.
[126:05]
A
Wasn't.
[126:06]
E
Maybe about 3500 bucks over what it's worth.
[126:09]
A
Okay, well, cool. Well, yeah, take the buyback. Take the buyback.
[126:13]
F
Yeah, I'm taking that.
[126:14]
A
Good for you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. A buddy of mine has an old wagon man and it's worth. It's worth six grand. And they gave him 14 on buyback and a $3,000 chat. I'm serious.
[126:27]
D
I wish I had a Volkswagen.
[126:28]
B
Me too.
[126:29]
D
I'm gonna buy one just to get the buyback money.
[126:31]
A
What the hell is a 85 SJH. Put him on hold. 880. Oh, scrambler. Okay, now I know what that is. What's a scrambler? Tom, how nice is this rig?
[126:42]
E
It's freaking gorgeous. It's resale red, man.
[126:44]
A
Is it? Are you a car dealer?
[126:47]
E
No, my little brother rebuilt this a couple years ago and it stench cast and I'm trying to figure out what it's worth and how to sell it.
[126:54]
A
Is it stock or is it modified?
[126:58]
E
It's got a body lift on it of about three inches. And it's got a Corvette LS1 motor in it.
[127:06]
A
Okay. And it's 85 scrambler. Does it have the back seat? Does it have a hard top?
[127:12]
E
Hard top. But they don't have a back seat in the scramble.
[127:14]
A
Oh, you're right. Duh. Well, actually. I'm sorry. Exactly. So it's a truck body with those short hard top and a little bit of a lift. So it's got a little bit bigger wheel and tire and it's red and it's slick. On a scale of one to ten, how nice.
[127:29]
E
I'd say it's a nine. Five.
[127:30]
A
Where do you live?
[127:32]
E
Fort Smith, Arkansas.
[127:34]
A
Okay. Does 10,000 buy it.
[127:36]
E
No.
[127:37]
A
Okay. What does.
[127:39]
E
I don't know. That's why I called out.
[127:40]
A
But how do you know? 10.
[127:41]
E
Doesn't that just sounds kind of cheap?
[127:44]
A
Well, does 7. Buy it. Let's start over. I want to buy it. Hey, hey. I'm gonna tell you. You heard me bitching about old cars a minute ago. I don't know either. I don't know either.
[127:58]
E
I know, man. Isn't it amazing?
[127:59]
A
Nobody knows.
[128:01]
E
I can look at websites out there out on.
[128:04]
B
On the west coast.
[128:04]
E
They're like 35,000. You know, I'm kind of a purist. I think it'd be worth more with the original motor and everything.
[128:10]
A
I agree.
[128:11]
E
They had them for 35 and. And 30 all day long.
[128:14]
A
Hey, I bought one for six. I bought one for six without a hard top. It's lifted three two months ago, back seat. So it was jacked up where it could be like a quail hunting rig.
[128:24]
E
Oh, yeah.
[128:25]
A
Gave $6,000. I figured I was going to make a lot of money on. Sure.
[128:30]
E
No, you won't.
[128:31]
A
No, I didn't. I did not. No. Yeah, so that's really all I'm basing up. I thought I stole that one at six. I didn't. I'm like, okay, well then ten. What does it take to buy this one? I want to buy it. I mean, if you want to sell it, you want to turn it into a check and have a guy show up Monday or Tuesday and pay you for it, which is my guy. I can do that.
[128:49]
E
Well, I'll tell you, I've got the. The receipts where my little brother paid for it and how much he had to have it painted and how much it cost them to put the motor in it. I'm. I'm thinking I need to ask like, 20 for it, but I'm looking for your opinion.
[129:03]
A
Okay, if I. First of all, I don't know.
[129:09]
D
The wheels are turning.
[129:10]
A
I don't know. I don't know. I. I'd like to get it bought. I'm not going to give 20. I want to get it bought. You've got a nicer truck than I had last time, obviously. What if I gave you 15?
[129:21]
E
It's still wouldn't do it. You'd have to come up with 5,000 in kind somehow. Okay, so want to repaint a boat for me?
[129:26]
A
So. So it takes 20 grand to buy it? It takes 20 grand to buy it. Okay, then do this. Go to givemetheven.com if you really want to sell it. Load it up in our system. It takes all of about 30 seconds. If you already have the pictures on your phone and say, talk to John, takes 20 grand to buy it, let me know if you're coming to get it, and then I'm gonna do some research, I'm gonna figure this out and if I can can make it work, I'm gonna come buy it from you for 20,000. And if I can't, I'm gonna come back and say this is all I can give it, but I, I want to buy it. Okay.
[129:55]
E
All right, man, thanks.
[129:57]
A
8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Stephen. 03 Ram with 175 on, it's worth two. Two grand. They're not worth anything. Three grand, maybe two grand. Probably.
[130:08]
E
You there, do what now?
[130:11]
A
An 03 Ram with 180 on, it's worth about two grand. Oh man. Oh man. Okay, I've never heard that before. Oh man. An 08 charger with a 140 on it. Is, is it eight cylinder or six? Rolando? It's a six cylinder, it's worth about two grand. Give me the all man. Give me the all man.
[130:33]
E
Oh man, thank you.
[130:37]
B
Rolando knows what he's doing.
[130:38]
A
800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If your car is mild the hell out, you got to have an all man moment. If I'm the first one to break the news to you, you ain't going to like me. Go shop around and then come back.
[130:50]
B
Come on, man, give John the last.
[130:52]
D
Look after you got all the all mans out of your system.
[130:55]
B
Oh, man.
[130:57]
A
Oh man. Paula. Oh, woman. Is this thing leather? How are you? Where are you coming from?
[131:05]
E
Dallas. Duncanville, actually.
[131:06]
A
Dallas. OH8 Pathfinder. Is it leather or cloth?
[131:10]
E
It's cloth.
[131:11]
A
Is it? It's clean. Go ahead and get the all man out of your system so we can buy the damn thing. How much?
[131:17]
E
Because I got the car for free.
[131:19]
A
So does five. So if I give you, if I give you a five grand check for it, does that make you happy?
[131:24]
E
Yes, it does.
[131:25]
A
Well, then go to givemetheven.com and say I'm selling this car to John for five grand. And here's the VIN and here's the picks and we'll get it wrapped up.
[131:32]
D
Great.
[131:33]
E
Thank you.
[131:33]
A
Thank you. And I'm assuming that it's straight. You said it's clean. What do you got?
[131:41]
D
Well, we go from all man to hey dude.
[131:43]
A
Hey, dude.
[131:44]
D
Two dozen states have allowed the use of some form of marijuana now. And now the NFL has softened its stance. Actually, have they really make Johnny Football happy. Before the super bowl in February. Good. Goodell said the league's medical advisers continued to look at the research but did not have enough evidence yet to warrant a change in their policy. But they're looking at the possibility of softening just the marijuana, nothing else. See, I knew that would make Johnny happy.
[132:12]
B
I did, man.
[132:14]
D
You knew that.
[132:16]
B
Roger Goodell is a good dude.
[132:19]
D
You like him?
[132:19]
B
Yeah. I was thinking about eating the boxes. Fried twinkie.
[132:24]
D
Fried twink.
[132:25]
B
And I thought, man, like, if we don't get new marijuana laws in the NFL, why, we're just going to be bogus.
[132:34]
A
Too.
[132:36]
B
Bogus.
[132:36]
A
Took it out, man.
[132:37]
D
They say it's good for pain, but you use a little bit more. I don't think you have that much pain.
[132:42]
B
N J.D.
[132:43]
A
R.
[132:45]
B
Lucky, man.
[132:49]
D
So you're back in college making. You ever going to come back and play football?
[132:52]
B
No, I'm a really serious student.
[132:55]
D
Oh, serious.
[132:57]
B
I'm studying veterinary medicine right now.
[133:00]
D
You're going to be a vet?
[133:01]
B
Yeah, Cuz I want to meet a lot of man.
[133:06]
A
Daryl G. Good morning. You're on the air. All right. Good morning. Hey. Hey, where are you calling from? Fibrous. All right, you got a 13 ultima SL with 45. Does it have sunroof?
[133:20]
E
Yes, it does.
[133:21]
A
Is it a six cylinder or four?
[133:23]
E
3.5. Six cylinder.
[133:25]
A
Okay. And it's SL, SLB6 with decent miles, man.
[133:31]
E
They make navigation, backup camera.
[133:33]
A
Oh, good, you got a real one. What color?
[133:37]
E
Pearl white.
[133:38]
A
12 grand. 12 grand. With a, with a, with a, with a. With a clean carfax if it doesn't have accident history. All right. Is it pretty close?
[133:50]
E
Okay.
[133:51]
A
Pretty close as ass, man. I'm all over that thing like a cheap suit. You don't have to bluff me, man. You can say, hey, dude, you hit that car hard. You beat everybody. I know. I do this for a living. I'll re. I'll lean in into the right car and get it bought. I like your car. I like, I like the equipment, I like the color, I like the miles. So if you want to sell it to me, go to givethevin.com, load it up and say, hey, I'm selling my rig to Wolfman for 12 grand. What's next? And we'll line up the logistics, get it picked up, get it paid for.
[134:20]
D
Yeah.
[134:21]
E
Thank you.
[134:22]
A
Thank you.
[134:23]
B
If you want to do something, say something.
[134:25]
A
What is a 82? Oh, God. Dotson, not Dodson. I don't want it. Hey, Brian, man, I don't want it. Know I mean, I know these cars are worth something, but. Yeah, if. If you've been listening to me, I just get killed on these old ones.
[134:35]
B
A2dotson, was it 280?
[134:37]
A
Yeah. I mean, I bought one in Vernon for three grand. I thought I stole it. I sold it for two. Six months later. I'm sick of them. I'm sick of these old cars.
[134:45]
B
Those are toys.
[134:46]
A
Brian, you there?
[134:47]
E
Yes, I am.
[134:48]
A
I know you want 10 grand for your rig, and I think it's worth three or two. And I'm stupid. And I know, though. I mean, she's just.
[134:55]
E
What did you know that's what I wanted? 74 or 74,000. Original garage cap.
[135:01]
A
There we go. Hey, I've got a Cadillac I need to unass. You want to Swap?
[135:06]
B
There ain't 74,000 people in Rhode Island.
[135:09]
A
I've got it. Do you? I. I'll. That. That's what these classic car dudes do. They trade.
[135:13]
D
Yeah, sure.
[135:14]
A
Because nobody wants to give what it is, but everybody's, you know, everybody's $10,000 car is worth 20 in their mind. And so they just. They swap. I got a Cadillac. I've got to keep some classic cars in inventory just so I can trade around. All right.
[135:28]
D
It's like poker chips.
[135:29]
A
I gotta go swap me an sel. God, you really want to make somebody mad, Robert?
[135:37]
E
Yes.
[135:38]
A
Is this a big body sel 560?
[135:41]
E
Oh, yeah.
[135:42]
A
So this car guys in 91. This is a 91. He's got. I was looking. I was licking the paint off of one dreaming in high school at the dealership, I think MSRP back then was $90,000.
[135:53]
D
Wow.
[135:54]
A
Does that sound about right, Robert?
[135:56]
E
Probably so.
[135:57]
A
Okay. Yeah. I'm the second.
[135:58]
E
Second owner of the car.
[135:59]
A
You know, if I ran this car through my auction lane with 500 dealers in that auction looking at it, I couldn't get anybody to give me a thousand dollars for it. Yeah, I know. Makes no sense. This is the weirdest depreciating car. And Range Rovers in the market. Market. These. I mean, they're. They're at.
[136:18]
D
Falls off the cliff.
[136:19]
F
The.
[136:20]
A
The. Well, I mean, remember that Rover I bought for you for $800? I bought J.D. a Range Rover for 800 bucks. And you drove it for how long?
[136:26]
D
I got a year and a half.
[136:27]
A
Out of it, and we damn near got our money out of it.
[136:29]
D
You got. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.
[136:31]
A
Yes.
[136:32]
D
The answer is yes.
[136:33]
A
Robert's worth. It's worth nothing. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
[136:37]
E
I kind of figured that.
[136:39]
A
So give it to a friend, a kid. The car academy. That's what I'd do. I If. If I gave you 200 for it and then I paid my guy $70 to go over and pick it up and take it to our transport lot, transport it back to Dallas, sell it at the auction. I would lose. Remember, I gave him 200. After my expenses, I'd probably lose a nickel.
[136:59]
D
Wow. God.
[137:00]
A
So I can't give anything. Yep. Thanks. Are we out of time? Oh. 95 Viper was 60. Leo. Is it worth 20 grand?
[137:11]
E
Well, I don't know. It's worth a little more than that.
[137:13]
A
Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me look at it. It all depends on how nice she is. And 60 I haven't bought immaculate shape.
[137:19]
D
Okay.
[137:20]
A
I buy vipers. I bought a.04 for 38 just the other day. This body style I need to get, ah, it's. I don't know if this car is worth 20 grand. I bought that 20,000 mile one for 22.
[137:29]
E
This is a first year Viper.
[137:31]
A
So go to give me the VIN dot com. Let me research it. I'm not going to sit here and bullshit BS you that I'm. That I know everything because I don't. But I know that I bought a 20,000 mile one that I thought I ripped for 23 and I got my money back. Hey, I know I'm crying a lot today. I do make money on some of these cars.
[137:48]
D
Of course you do.
[137:49]
A
But they don't all. It's about 2/3. 1/3 and. And you sure as hell want to. About the losers. Okay. My name is John Clay wolf by Carson radio. I'll be right back. Your.
[138:05]
B
You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John play wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.
[138:29]
A
Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to Give me the vi n. Giveme the vin.com. i'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal, I owe you one hundred hundred dollars. How's that for validation?
[138:53]
B
Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.
[139:03]
C
Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
[139:12]
A
You hear that? I'm getting My snuff packed.
[139:15]
D
Are you ever gonna stop snuff? Because you know it's not healthy.
[139:18]
A
Stop snuffing. My kids keep telling me to stop snuffing.
[139:21]
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It's not good.
[139:22]
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Daddy, why do you eat that dirt?
[139:23]
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Yeah, well, why does daddy eat the dirt?
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Because I'm addicted. Since I was seventh grade.
[139:31]
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Yeah, you know the dangers someday if the doctor looks at you and says, bad news, you're gonna be okay with that? Yeah, I didn't think so.
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You know, they make something now where they help you quit that.
[139:43]
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You have to want to quit first though.
[139:44]
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Yeah, you have to want to quit.
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I don't want to quit.
[139:46]
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You don't want to quit.
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Fair enough. Stuff works though.
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No, it does. It works great. I love it.
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No, I'm talking about the stuff that helps you quit.
[139:53]
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Oh. I mean, I'm talking about the stuff that. I mean the reload.
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It's called cigarettes.
[139:58]
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You heal. Billy Landon. Good morning. Where are you calling from?
[140:02]
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Scotland. Texas.
[140:03]
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I know where that is. He's a dairy farmer like the rest of them.
[140:07]
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Not too far from where I'm in the oil field.
[140:09]
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Okay, well, you're. You have. You have dairy neighbors then?
[140:13]
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Yes. All over.
[140:14]
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Right. 12 Dodge. 1500 80,000 miles. 3 inch leveling kit. 4 door. Leather or cloth?
[140:24]
E
Cloth.
[140:26]
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Factory wheels and tires or aftermarket?
[140:29]
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Aftermarket.
[140:30]
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Four wheel drive or two?
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Four wheel.
[140:34]
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What color?
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White.
[140:37]
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Does it have the fake wood grain plastic on the dash or not?
[140:42]
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No, it's all it's got. Brown dash.
[140:46]
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Is it a SLT or an st?
[140:50]
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It's an Express, I think.
[140:52]
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Okay, so do the bumpers match the paint? Are they chrome?
[140:59]
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They match the paint.
[141:00]
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I think you're right then. So it's ST Express. Okay, I think I'm with you. I didn't know they made that in 2012. Good. Just off the cuff in 80,000 miles. 15 grand is in my brain. Does that sound right?
[141:18]
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15? Yeah, it sounds pretty good.
[141:23]
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I need to get the VIN number so I verify that. Make sure it's got a clean carfax. Do you want to sell it or trade it in?
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Trade it in.
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Right. What do you want to get?
[141:33]
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I want to get a 2500 four. 2500.
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Okay, send me the info and I will bid it and then I'll send it to my buddy that sells new. Do you want a new one or used one?
[141:45]
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Used one.
[141:46]
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Okay. Have you already found one?
[141:50]
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Not yet. I just wanted to see what it was worth before I even started looking.
[141:54]
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It's mid teams. 15. So come to me if you need me. You know, if you're gonna trade it in, I'm not gonna get the car unless I facilitate the trade in. So if you find a car you want to buy and you need to use me as the trade post on it, that's cool. If you want to sell it to me, I'll write a check. But it doesn't sound like that's the case. Okay, let me know. Good morning. Thanks for calling the show. My name is John Clearwolf. Who'd this be?
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Raymond.
[142:20]
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Raymond, where are you calling from?
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Houston.
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Houston. Which am I on ESPN right now or if we. Are they playing a football game?
[142:30]
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I think they're playing a football game.
[142:32]
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Okay, cool. So we're not on the air in ESPN this hour. I mean in Houston. What do you have, sir? What are you selling?
[142:39]
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I have a 2014 BMW M Sport, a BMW 740 Li M Sport with the executive package. Still has some factory warranty on it.
[142:54]
A
It's a 740, not a 50. Right?
[142:57]
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740 li. Okay, it's graphite gray with the sourcan leather interior.
[143:04]
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How many miles?
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40, 65, I think it is.
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I've had a few of these and everybody is disappointed in what they're. Did you lease it or buy it?
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Bought it.
[143:20]
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Bought it. Okay. I don't think you're going to be happy with me because no one has been. These cars, the market on them has been bad and I really don't know why because they're absolutely wonderful to drive. I was on a conference call this morning. We were talking about these cars with my partners on the east coast and we just keep losing on them. I'm a 32 grand buyer.
[143:47]
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Okay.
[143:48]
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Thank you.
[143:51]
D
That's a lot of cash.
[143:52]
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Well, it's not compared to what this thing costs. It's a 75, 000 car.
[143:56]
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That hurts.
[143:57]
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I bought one for 40 the other day. We lost two dimes on it and it was a 415 with 11,000 miles. I. I may be a little light with him, but I. Man, these cars are hard to move. Hard, hard, hard. Jonathan, a 14 high country is. Is it all decked out or is it stock?
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Oh, it's all decked out.
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8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is how you get a hold of us. Tell me about the decked out.
[144:24]
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Got roof, leather navigation, cool seats, heated LTZ. It's a high country.
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That's right. Is it a 6.2 liter or 5.3?
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It's the 5.3.
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Okay, so it's a hard loaded high country. Now is it aftermarket, decked out or stock?
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It's all stock. I mean, well, it does have a level kit and brand new 33 inch mud terrains on. So it's.
[144:51]
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Does 33 grand buy it?
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Oh, I didn't know what it was worth. I don't know.
[145:01]
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Are you gonna trade it in or you want to just sell it?
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I tried to sell it.
[145:09]
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I mean are you going to replace it?
[145:12]
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I want to replace it. Yes, I do want to replace it.
[145:14]
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With what?
[145:14]
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For sure, I don't know. I used to have a raptor. And I was thinking about getting maybe another raptor or something like that. Or a platinum or get a platinum.
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The raptors are too high for the body style.
[145:25]
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Yeah.
[145:26]
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As soon as the new one comes out, they're gonna tank. You're gonna lose your ass. I mean give them 50 grand for the old body style and that's what they want for the right raptors. Hell, I paid that for them. And they're just. They're just on the edge of you got a new body style you're up against. Oh my God. We're out of time. Okay, I'm a 32. 33. Go to. Give me the VIN dot, click the trade button, tell us what you want and I will get you with. I've got some friends down there in Houston, DNM leasing.
[145:50]
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Okay.
[145:51]
A
And they'll honor my bids. And they also just bought a Ford dealership. They can sell you a new Ford truck or they can lease you anything you want.
[145:58]
E
Cool.
[145:59]
A
800, 800 radio. Names John Clay Wolf. Be right back.
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You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.
[146:25]
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People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeThe Vin.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?
[146:47]
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Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underw.
[147:07]
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From the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.
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Russell, is this 90 Mustang GT? Is it a Fox body?
[147:28]
E
Yes, sir.
[147:29]
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How nice is it on a scale of 1 to 10?
[147:34]
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It needs a driver side ground effects and it needs slight body work on the driver's side. Not much, but.
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Okay.
[147:44]
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It runs great. Drive. Drives great.
[147:47]
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I just. If I'm buying a project, I'm buying them cheap.
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Right.
[147:51]
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I understand.
[147:52]
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That's. That's completely understandable.
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Yeah. I'm about a two grand guy, I think, depending on the pictures. Okay. Does that work?
[148:01]
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Well, I got like five and a.
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Half in it, but send me some pictures. Go to. Give me the vin.com. let me look, let me see what's gonna cost to get this thing right. I can sell it if it's right, but I gotta. I gotta. I gotta finish the job. Yeah.
[148:14]
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It's got the high performance chip in it as well, so.
[148:16]
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Okay. Nobody cares about that. But the. The look in the. I mean, if we've got. If it's a blast of the past, it looks the part. I can sell it for the right money, but the miles are high. Not for what it is, but there. It's not going to be, oh, my God, money, because it's got 125 on it. But. Yeah. How much is it going to cost to finish the car? What am I. If I take it to the body shop and say, hey, finish this car, what am I going to spend with them?
[148:40]
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Not much. Not much at all. All. I mean, of course, you're gonna have to repaint it and all that, but.
[148:44]
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I need a dollar number, not a. Not much. How much?
[148:47]
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Oh, I'm probably figuring two and a half.
[148:52]
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I'm thinking 2500. Maybe.
[148:55]
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Maybe. Maybe three. Depending on what. You know what I mean?
[148:59]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of what I was thinking. So if I give you two grand for it, I'm in it for a double nickel, but I'm done. After shipping and recon, I got $125,000. White one. I get 6,500 for it. Make a thousand. That's a lot of work. I could have bought and sold a lot of cars in between all that work. So I. I bet two is probably gonna be the top of me. And I'm not even sure if I'm good there, but go to. Go to the website. Let's look. Okay. I lost that older truck. I wanted that. No, here it is. Dale?
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Yes.
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Where are you calling from?
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Fridge, Texas. I don't. I don't care to be on the race radio if you don't want to it don't matter to me.
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Oh, we're on the radio right now.
[149:37]
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All right.
[149:38]
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We've got no other choice.
[149:40]
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Okay, well, I've got a 2001 Chevy Silverado, four wheel drive, 371 package. Got eight. Less than 85, 000 miles.
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Is it extended cab or regular?
[149:52]
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Extended cab. Four door.
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Is it stock or is it lifted and all that?
[149:57]
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No, it's leather.
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Leather clothes.
[149:59]
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It's got seven inch. It's got cloth. It's got 17 inch wheels on it.
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Four grand.
[150:09]
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Huh?
[150:09]
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Four grand.
[150:11]
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Okay, that's. That's not enough.
[150:14]
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What. What's it take to buy it?
[150:17]
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Well, I gave 10,000 for it two years ago, and I've only put like a thousand miles or so.
[150:26]
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They saw you. They saw you when you were coming about seven miles out. They. They. They saw you. You bought a lot of truck. I mean, for an O1 man, that's. I mean, I may be a little bit light, maybe a nickel five grand, but, you know, 10 grand. Wow. Chad, an 08 Wrangler with 175. It's all about how it looks and runs. The miles are so high. Gotcha.
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Yeah, running is the tough thing, I guess. It's been really hard and put away wet.
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Ready? Is the tough thing. It doesn't do that right now. Does it start and run or is it messed up?
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Yeah, it starts. It just doesn't have a fourth or fifth gear or. Sorry. Fifth or sixth gear.
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Is it lift?
[151:02]
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What the heck happened to. Yeah, it's got a three and a half leveling kit on it.
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Does two grand buy it.
[151:12]
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What if I'm. I guess got it running? What I got.
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I got. I got to go pick. Put a transmission in it, period.
[151:17]
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Yeah, I know that.
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That's.
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If I do the transmission, that's going.
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To cost two grand. I need to see it. Let me go to go to the website and shoot me some pictures. And right on there, John was two grand on the air.
[151:31]
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Okay.
[151:31]
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It takes x to bite. Here's the pictures and how much if I fix the transmission?
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You got it.
[151:37]
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Thanks, man.
[151:41]
D
You've been working today.
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Today, man, we've got so many people here to talk to. 800, 800 radios the call. This guy's been waiting forever. Jesse, good morning.
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What's going on?
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Oh, sorry about the wait, man. Where are you calling from? Houston. Okay, Are you wanting to sell or trade?
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I'd like to sell.
[151:58]
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Okay, what are you gonna replace it with? What are you going to replace it with? So why are you not trading.
[152:12]
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Because I live in Texas and I have a buddy that does car dealerships in Louisiana. It's an act of Congress to buy a car in Louisiana to get the flight. The flights turned over to Texas.
[152:25]
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What, has he already given you an offer on this truck?
[152:29]
E
Yes.
[152:29]
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What'd he give you?
[152:32]
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Upward 20.
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What's the 28? He said, I will give you 28. 5. Okay, let's look it up. Yeah, I hear you. So is it a lariat? Yes. Is it lifted or anything or is it stock navigation, sunroof?
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D
Yep.
[152:50]
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Okay. 20 inch wheels, four wheel drive? Yes. Four wheel drive. Does it have a 6.2 liter or the 5? 4, whatever.
[153:03]
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Got the 5. 0, I believe.
[153:05]
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Okay, yeah, 5. Oh, that's it. It's got 70 on the clock, all loaded up. You need to take his money. I sold the same truck for 30 yesterday for the 1500 dollars more with 42,000 miles. That's what I sold it for. Take his money, you got a good deal. Don't make no sense.
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D
Y' all take the money.
[153:34]
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What do you got?
[153:35]
D
I got some fun. Oh, how about the.
[153:37]
A
Oh, J.D. forget it. We got another caller.
[153:39]
D
Another caller. I had a great story. Boy would change your life real quick.
[153:43]
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Last one, 11F350 lariat, sunroof, navigation, four wheel drive with 109. Is it a dually, Brandon?
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It's a single wheel, long bed, ranch hand bumpers, all that good stuff. You actually bid on it a year ago before I did all this work.
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To it and I put a new.
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Turbo and upgraded turbo. Did all that. Really? What I was calling is, I was saying you're getting your money's worth in Houston because you are on the air on espn.
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Perfect. Well, that's the. I appreciate that. Do you want to sell this still or we just calling to give us a check in?
[154:15]
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You know, I'd like to see what the market market's doing on these trucks right now. I listen to you pretty much every weekend just for the hell of it.
[154:21]
A
Right? We normally don't geek out with cars like we have this hour. We normally talk a bunch of bull s and try to keep everybody entertained.
[154:27]
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Disappointed? I was looking for some entertainment.
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Story of my life, buddy.
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Oh, yeah, we never got to him. Okay, 28 grand, Brandon. That's about what it is. Rusty's in. Rusty, what have you got?
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Well, Rusty's my friend. I like rusty.
[154:44]
A
Your name's Randy?
[154:45]
D
Yeah, this is Randy.
[154:46]
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Randy, I don't have a car or anything.
[154:49]
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We'll call him a squirrel.
[154:51]
A
Don't Are you a squirrel?
[154:52]
D
No, he's a child.
[154:53]
F
Hell, no. Okay, you see a long damn bushy tail?
[154:56]
D
No, we don't on here. Don't get upset.
[154:59]
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Nah, I'm svelte.
[155:00]
D
All right.
[155:02]
F
Anyway, so, you know, it's getting cold. Crunch time for nuts Right now?
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D
Yeah.
[155:07]
F
So right here in November when the temperature drops, you get a bit of a wet spell. You don't get them put up and your nuts get cold.
[155:16]
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Yeah.
[155:17]
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They go all funky on you.
[155:19]
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I didn't know that.
[155:19]
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So you gotta watch that. So you heard I'm going out of town, right?
[155:22]
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Yeah, I heard all about it.
[155:24]
F
I got a subpoena. So I'll tell you what happened. You know, I got locked up in a nut truck this week.
[155:30]
D
What?
[155:31]
F
Yeah, me and my friend Rusty over by Walgreens on Wednesday morning looking for nuts and cigarettes.
[155:38]
D
Okay. And cigarettes and.
[155:42]
F
Well, what happened? Here comes a planter's truck.
[155:45]
D
Planters. Peanuts, huh?
[155:47]
F
Yeah. So we waited for the driver to take his first delivery into the store.
[155:51]
D
Okay.
[155:52]
F
And we hopped on board.
[155:53]
D
Oh, here we go.
[155:54]
F
So now let me explain, because the bus stops right over by there, you know.
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D
All right.
[155:58]
F
So we found some weeds and we were pretty high. Like, usually we wouldn't jump on a delivery truck like that, but I mean, you know.
[156:07]
D
Yeah.
[156:07]
F
We're chipmunks. Stoned chipmunks. And here comes a truck full of quality mixed nuts.
[156:13]
D
I got you.
[156:14]
F
I mean, what would you do?
[156:15]
D
You couldn't help yourself.
[156:16]
F
So we had a time. We tried everything in there. We ate 14 times our weight. And peanuts. And cashews and hazelnuts.
[156:25]
D
Right.
[156:25]
F
And Brazil nuts.
[156:27]
D
I got you.
[156:27]
F
And pistachios.
[156:28]
D
We get it.
[156:29]
F
So, like, a lot of people don't know those spice Christmas pecans will make a chipmunk high.
[156:36]
D
No, we didn't know that.
[156:37]
F
Even higher than we was. Something with the nutmeg, you know?
[156:41]
D
Gotcha.
[156:42]
F
Well, we ate until we like to burst and kind of passed out for a little while. Next thing we knew, we was in Colorado.
[156:50]
D
Oh, you're in.
[156:51]
B
In the truck.
[156:51]
F
Yeah.
[156:51]
D
Yeah.
[156:52]
F
And Rusty's still up there. He jumped off right then I had to wait for the first stop in Texas and it was Lovett.
[157:00]
B
Yeah.
[157:01]
F
Love it. Texas. Home of Buddy Holly. Yeah. Screw you, Buddy.
[157:06]
G
What?
[157:06]
F
You ever heard of coyotes?
[157:08]
D
Yeah.
[157:09]
F
Yeah. So when I saw this goofy, low down, starving funky dude right about Abilene.
[157:14]
A
Yeah.
[157:15]
F
When I hopped off the trailer of a nasty, disgusting cow patty encrusted bull hauler I was fortunate enough to have stowed away on. And he had this look in his eyes. You know that look?
[157:27]
D
Yep.
[157:28]
F
You know the deal about coyotes, right?
[157:30]
D
What is the deal about coyotes?
[157:31]
F
Listen here. A coyote will eat your ass.
[157:35]
D
I thought there was dogs.
[157:36]
F
So I got back on the truck, and sure enough, when I got off.
[157:41]
A
Again out to Seymour, okay?
[157:43]
F
After making sure the coach was clear and the truck was gone. All right, there he was again.
[157:48]
D
The coyote.
[157:49]
F
Yeah.
[157:50]
D
Oh, man.
[157:50]
F
Because I've seen him far off. Oh, he's behind the mesquite grove.
[157:54]
A
Okay?
[157:54]
F
And funny thing, he had, like, a red, white and blue helmet on. Now, I didn't kill this cow, okay? But I did, you know, kind of fear for my life. But before I could do anything, I could see some, like, smoke over there, like, right under him, okay? And in less than a second and a half, this fool had blasted himself into the side of a cliff riding on the back of a damn Acme rocket.
[158:20]
D
Now I get it.
[158:22]
F
Just like that.
[158:23]
A
Yeah.
[158:24]
F
Yeah. So probably they just want to question me about it.
[158:27]
D
I got you. So you got to go there. You have a subpoena.
[158:29]
F
I hope he's all right.
[158:30]
D
I hope he is.
[158:31]
F
He made a funny face. He's looking right at the camera like, why me? Thanks, Acme. And that's my story.
[158:41]
D
What a life you live, man.
[158:42]
A
Thank you. Okay, bye, guys.
[158:46]
D
Always in trouble.
[158:46]
A
We're out of here, guys. This is the end of it. We'll see you next Saturday at 8am Be here, be square. Some stations are nine. Hey, Joe, real quick, Where I see the area codes? North Carolina. Are you calling us from North Carolina?
[159:00]
E
Yes.
[159:01]
A
How'd you find us?
[159:04]
E
Radio.
[159:05]
A
But we're not on in North Carolina.
[159:08]
E
Yeah, I got a radio to reach in Texas.
[159:10]
A
Okay, do this. I've got to. I got a boogie. I got 10 seconds left. Load this thing into our website. Give me the vin.com and I'll buy it. All right.
[159:20]
E
It's a stage two Mustang.
[159:22]
A
Okay, good, good, good. All right, we gotta go. See y' all later. Over and out. Don't stop believing. Podbean. Your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI Powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today.