#74 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #74

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Key Cast: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Charlie, Callers
Podcast Theme: Lively discussion about cars, sports, pop culture, music, and life with candid, humorous, and often irreverent banter. Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic post-Thanksgiving installment of The John Clay Wolfe Show, featuring routine car appraisals, sports talk with a focus on football, regulars’ comedic takes on everyday life, radio business inside talk, and new character sketches. With much of the audience tuning in from new markets (including Shreveport, Baton Rouge, and New Orleans), the show's voices riff on everything from the difference between country and rock radio, to holiday shopping gripes, "Football Talk With Lesbians," regional quirks, and the grind of buying and selling cars for GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Major Segments & Highlights

1. Radio Expansion and Country vs. Rock Radio Riffing

[01:07 – 04:34]

• John discusses the show’s new affiliates in Louisiana and friction with inherited syndication blocks like "John Boy and Billy."
• Hilarious send-ups of clichéd radio show names: "Kicker and Bobby," "Shoot and Kicker," and the indistinguishability of formats.
• Comparison of the vibes (and clientele) at country bars vs. rock bars:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “I played country when it was where the women–I’m fishing for women.” [03:37]
  • J.D. Ryan: "Country, they are. Oh, I thought you meant rock." [03:49]

2. Thanksgiving Recap & 'Football Talk With Lesbians'

[06:09 – 10:04 & 44:52]

• John reflects on Thanksgiving, receiving a sports education from his cousin and her wife ("Mary and Sugar"), inspiring a potential new segment:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “I was schooled by lesbians in football talk. Really. Stats, names, everything.” [07:48]
  • Bobbo: “Especially Sugar.” [09:22]
• Playful brainstorming of how to frame the segment without being offensive.

3. Holiday Shopping Gripes and Domestic Life

[13:03 – 14:47]

• John expresses his fatigue with accumulating "stuff," triggered by his wife’s Black Friday shopping:
• J.D. Ryan: “Every time she bought something, I went, 'that's gonna look beautiful in the yard sale.'” [13:56]
• Joking speculation that lesbians are more practical shoppers.

4. Car Appraisal Calls Live On-Air

Scattered throughout; Key examples:

• John appraises vehicles with quick wit, negotiating callers’ aspirations and reality:
  • [18:10 – 19:33] 2016 Ford Focus – delivery miles; “8,500 to 9.”
  • [22:42 – 24:17] 08 Z71 Crew Cab – caller wants $16,200, John offers to “beat or match” CarMax.
  • [34:00 – 34:53] Challenger RT Super Track Pack – “I’m a 24 grand buyer, maybe 25.” John leverages his in-house pricing tool.
• Notable recurring line:
  • John Clay Wolfe: "If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?" [various]

5. Inside Baseball: The Used Car Bidding Tool & Industry Disruption

[30:32 – 33:37, 65:04]

• John pitches a new VIN commoditization and instant bidding tool for dealerships—"We're turning used cars into pork bellies and wheat bushels."
• J.D. Ryan: “Dude, that's... And it's a real number? It's not some yeehaw number?”
• Bobbo: "We're fixing to change the used car business." [31:26]

6. Regional Shoutouts and Affiliate Welcomes

[39:39 – 40:34]

• John and crew welcome new listeners from Shreveport, Bossier, Baton Rouge, and New Orleans, mimicking local accents and launching into a humorous ad spot for a fictional barbershop:
  • Bobbo: “This program’s brought to you by Burford’s Barber Shop. Everybody gets trimmed at Burford’s.” [15:28]

7. Pop Culture Banter: Kardashians, Succubus, and the “Ass Factor”

[50:06 – 60:04]

• John blames the Kardashians for “killing” men’s sanity:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “Now Kanye, he's off... These women are evil Medusas, the Kardashians.” [50:30]
• Spirited talk on the growing popularity of “big booties” in pop culture, referencing Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, etc.

8. Sports News and Comedy Bits

[62:01 – 63:43, 87:28 – 90:38]

• Michael Turley’s Sports Minute: Texas fires Charlie Strong, speculating on coach buyouts.
• Tony Romo’s Dad Skit: Fictional account of Romo’s escapades at a Texans game in Mexico—humorous, accented storytelling.

9. "Two Dogs" Character – Native American Satire & Listener Pushback

[67:20 – 71:33, 75:59 – 77:20]

• “Two Dogs” (Bobbo doing a tongue-in-cheek Native American elder) discusses sports mascots, basketball, symbolism, and pizza.
• Two Dogs: "We don’t generally go for any organization with a cowboy motif... The Redskins, though, have a special place in our hearts."
• Listener writes in: "Your show should show a little more respect toward our fellow Native Americans. You just lost a listener." [76:19]

10. Car Questions, Used Car Market Economics, and Classic Car Stories

Scattered throughout

• John discusses why used car demand is high and how new car leases affect the market.
• Stories of odd car deals, like a '66 Cadillac convertible from Joplin with 1985 photos.

11. Music & "JD's Christmas Carol" Discovery

[110:41 – 112:23]

• John finds an embarrassing old Christmas song performance by J.D. Ryan and shares it with the audience.
  • J.D. Ryan (reacting): "I'm embarrassed." [112:29]
• Playful, warm camaraderie.

12. Show Closes: Drunk Thanksgiving, Carving Turkeys, & Seasonal Reflections

[156:17 – 158:32]

• John tells a bittersweet story of an “Alcoholic Thanksgiving” at his mom’s house, leading to a comedic turkey-carving mishap.
  • “Alcoholic Thanksgiving is really the title of the story.” [156:45]
  • “You start sawing it sideways... everybody's digging bones out of their turkey." [157:51]

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• On car buying:
  “I'm the best car buyer, and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car.”
  – John Clay Wolfe [19:55]

• On show content and FCC:
  “We talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs & rock & roll...just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.”
  – John Clay Wolfe [Show description]

• On pop culture:
  “They've got backup ass. They've got like three shelves of ass.”
  – John Clay Wolfe [59:16]

• On political correctness:
  “Why is comedy... why does it have barriers?”
  – John Clay Wolfe [76:52]

• On technology’s role in car sales:
  “We're turning used cars into pork bellies and wheat bushels.”
  – John Clay Wolfe [33:00]

• On bandwagon segments:
  “Football talk with lesbians. Mary and Sugar.”
  – John Clay Wolfe [10:04]

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Notable Segments (w/ Timestamps)

• Car culture & regional riffing: [01:07 – 06:09]
• Thanksgiving stories, “Football talk with lesbians”: [06:09 – 10:04], [44:52]
• Live car appraisals: [18:10 – 120:00+; throughout]
• Used car business insights: [30:32 – 33:37], [65:04]
• Listener pushback re: “Two Dogs” bit: [75:59 – 77:20]
• Bittersweet Thanksgiving/turkey story: [156:17 - 158:32]

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Tone & Style Highlights

• Irreverent & Uncensored: The hosts and callers are rowdy, self-deprecating, and unafraid of political incorrectness.
• Camaraderie & Inside Baseball: Listeners are let in on the inside jokes of the car industry, radio business, and Texas culture.
• Quick-Witted Appraisal Banter: The car-buying sections combine practical info with cutting humor and playful storytelling.

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For Listeners New to the Show

This episode is a quintessential John Clay Wolfe Show: rapid-fire calls and appraisals, big laughs at taboo topics, candid confessions, and sharp, sometimes absurd, social commentary. While listeners get practical car-selling tips, the real draw is the uniquely offbeat banter and the sense everyone—hosts, callers, guests—is in on the joke. If you enjoy unvarnished, hilarious talk radio with a Texas drawl, you’ll feel right at home.

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Additional Topics

• Black Friday chaos, "Are you a racist?" banter: [21:18]
• Classic car market skepticism: [28:03]
• Radio business, new affiliates: [15:53], [39:39]
• Honda Ridgeline review – "Japanese El Camino": [149:40]
• Drunk College Football nostalgia & Facebook fight confessions: [120:34 – 126:21]

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Representative Memorable Moment

On "Football Talk with Lesbians":
John Clay Wolfe, [07:48]
“Schooled by lesbians in football talk. Really? Stats, names, everything. And then they start showing off—we're talking about baseball, and one of them rattles off every team in both leagues and the divisions off the top of her head…in the middle of this, I was like, this is a great segment.”

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Final Thoughts

As a marathon of Texas brio, comic timing, and car-business wisdom, episode #74 shines with the chemistry of a seasoned crew and a lively nationwide audience, all wrapped around the engine of GiveMeTheVIN. Whether you want to learn about real-world car appraisals or just laugh your ass off, this show delivers.

Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Are we on New Orleans?

[Charlie]

Does anybody know believe at 9?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't understand what you were saying this morning. Did they say why they weren't starting today?

[Charlie]

They just said. I just made sure that they got all our information. They said they got it and.

[Caller]

They.

[Bobbo]

Don'T like to get up early, but they have to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there you go.

[Charlie]

They said.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they do it real soon.

[Charlie]

What hours they going? And they said nine to noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, okay, next time if they're not taking four hours, let me know because that was where I set it up. Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, hello, Johnny? Set up a four hour show. You get four hours. The reason they're doing that, Turley, is they got Bow and Jim reruns, not Bow and Jim. What? Butch and Fluff. No, no, no. John Boy and Billy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

On these classic rock stations, John Boy and Billy replays that they're contracted to. And so they shoved him way back and started him at like 4am but they are. It's four hours worth and it. And they can't. We're not starting some cities until 9 because Butch and Fluff are playing replays.

[Bobbo]

Good Lord. That's a. That's a lot of frenetic activity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sticks don't have Butch and Fluff. They've got Bro and homeboy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So look at my truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Kicker and Bobby in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kicker and Bobby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kicker and Bobby in the morning.

[Bobbo]

She is Kicker and I'm Bobby and Bobby.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you doing, Kicker? Hey, you know, I'm kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm shoot. Shoot and kicker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shoot and kicker. I like that better.

[Bobbo]

JD Just came up with a genius idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

Well, Kicker and Bobby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kicker, Bobby in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kicker and Bobby. You did country? What's the difference in country radio and rock radio? Bone?

[Bobbo]

Not at all. To me, I could think.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did like 10 years of country, didn't you?

[Bobbo]

I'm like what they call a method actor on the radio. It's always just me that almost rhymes with meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Addict.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Meth addict on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, when you say Brando or Nicholson, it's always just Jack Nicholson. You know, he's not really doing a different role very often.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've had a lot of good country lined up for you this morning right here on the Shoot and Kicker Show. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm shooting.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, J.D. you did. You did rock and class classic rock.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. I did country. I can't keep a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was there between country and rock? Yeah, I played country when it was where the women. I'm fishing for women.

[J.D. Ryan]

Women, women, women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Women are a little looser, I think. Looser? Yeah. Come on now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Country they are. Oh, I thought you meant rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. No, country sh. Company. I had some better nights at Cheyenne.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cattle Company Cowboys in Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, same thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man, you go in there with a net.

[Bobbo]

I've done pretty well in the hubcap too though. Man, those rock and roll girls rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what the hubcap is. Is this some Witchita Falls reference? Yeah, yeah. Dude, we're on in Dallas and Houston and New York and New Jersey and Philly.

[Bobbo]

Well, use your imagination. What kind of a bar would they call? The Hubcat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. Like a biker bar that's about a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three quarter barbecue joint.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of tats. Not as many teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean a lot. Actually, now that we're talking about it, the put out factor is much, much higher in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And I've worked both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure you have Absolutely worked up like a rip.

[Caller]

No man.

[J.D. Ryan]

In those days.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben, do you think the. And I've talked about this theory before. Do you think that the travel. The inbound from the Abilene's and the baba shaking. The Traveling Wilbury concept.

[J.D. Ryan]

Concept.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to town to party.

[J.D. Ryan]

That may be.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're moving to town.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Girls have a tendency at the country bars to come in clumps. They're going groups.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not so much in the rock bars. They're sort of one offs. Yeah, they're more of a pack then it's easier to make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob is dying over here. He has something to say. Not true.

[Bobbo]

I think it has a lot to do with. With a lifelong exposure to agriculture. You know, when you grow up on the farm.

[Charlie]

No.

[Bobbo]

You see that circle of life all the time, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Girls and the boys, the birds and.

[John Clay Wolf]

The bees pulling calves.

[Bobbo]

The steers and the heifers watching the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The stud breed. The Mare.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, so you're not.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're more accustomed to it. They know. They know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They know what they want in life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they know what's going to happen. Stud to breed.

[Bobbo]

That's going to happen. They've accepted it already.

[John Clay Wolf]

They know. Daddy, why is that horse on that other one's back? He's just picking the stickers off her neck, son. That's what I'm going to tell me.

[Bobbo]

Nine cats on the porch. Cuz. There used to be two.

[J.D. Ryan]

They had a bunch of babies. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What you think I was?

[J.D. Ryan]

He. I don't know. He just gave the headcock like.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean? For a guy that lives in the country, you gave it the. The RCA dog look. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how was your Thanksgiving? It was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about yours? Mine just. I was chilled, man. I just sat around the house, did a whole bunch of nothing. Actually, I worked, so. That's not true. Worked on my other show. Did you? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. And you?

[Bobbo]

Very nice time with the family. A few good hours. My grown daughter and her fella came to see me Thanksgiving. So that was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I came up with a new segment for the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

From. From Thanksgiving. I was sitting at the dinner table with my cousin and her partner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cousin and partner. Okay. I'm gonna say that's a euphemism for. They're both females.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They're married. It's not a euphemism.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're straight up.

[Bobbo]

Married.

[Caller]

Married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Legal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Legal marriage. So what's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about this? Okay. Like during the season, football talk with lesbians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they into.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are they into football loves?

[Bobbo]

I'm crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a hit then. It's a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football talk with lesbians or lesbian football talk? What should we title it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Lesball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, the. See, then. Now it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you're making names. You're right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I shouldn't do that. That was wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apologize.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apologize. I apologize. That was wrong, my part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football talk with lesbians are lesbian football talk with lesbians or lesbian football talk with lesbians? Puts off the idea that it's me with lesbians. Right. Lesbian football talk is like lesbian on lesbian.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's not as good as what I experienced.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you experience? What was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Schooled by lesbians in football talk. Really?

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They knew more about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh. Why not?

[Bobbo]

Why not, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I just. Normally women don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

As much as guys. That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Was not the case in this conversation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, sir. Like what?

[Bobbo]

Stats, names, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, really. And then they start showing off. Like, then we start talking about baseball. I mean, we went through the football stuff and then went through baseball. And the other was like, I think I can name. Because she's like, what we're going to do when we retire is rent one of those, you know, Airstream trailers and travel the country and go to every ballpark and see every team in both the National League and the. What's the other league called?

[Caller]

American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, that's what they want to do. And one of them rattled off every team in both leagues and, like, busted into the divisions off the top of her head. It's like a spelling bee. Yeah. It's crazy, but I. In the. About five minutes into this, I was like, this is a great segment. And I was too lazy to call him and get him on the phone. Hey, if y' all are listening, I don't know if you're up yet, but call in. Not. Not. Not my cousin, but her partner. That's the one. She's the salty dog. Yeah. Football talk with lesbians.

[Bobbo]

What are their names? Just first names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you never know how people could be offended.

[Bobbo]

Let's do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I want to be.

[Bobbo]

Can we make up names for.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can make up names. Mary and Sugar.

[Bobbo]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Sugar's good.

[Bobbo]

Especially Sugar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football talk with lesbians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Especially if they're that good. That'd be great.

[Bobbo]

Take it easy, Sugar. I'm still just not that into NASCAR yet. Sugar, you're killing me, Sugar.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Mary.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I see him at family meals. I mean, every year. I don't want to. I don't want to make.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we don't need to make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't bring it up. I didn't tell them that I was going to talk about this. I didn't stop the conversation. Say, this would be a great radio segment.

[Bobbo]

No, no. Internalize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Yeah. I just been sitting on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really good. Y' all keep talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get my recorder out. Get my recorder out.

[J.D. Ryan]

That in your pocket at all times.

[Bobbo]

Making a note of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football talk with lesbians. Mary and Sugar.

[Bobbo]

Soft offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

The soft offense. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

We're having trouble achieving penetration with this offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 872. 3. Better bring out the big gun.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 72 three 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

So other than that, Turkey Day was good for you? Other than it was Getting schooled.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was wonderful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was. That was fine. Who minds getting schooled by two lesbians?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's. I mean, funny. I never.

[John Clay Wolf]

People pay for that stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do. That bad? That's a cable show. Seriously, As a cable show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was all good. We flew out to my Aunt Linda's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Where'd she live?

[John Clay Wolf]

She. Not far. But I hadn't taken an airplane anywhere in forever and got up early Thursday morning, went out the airport and did a Biggins. I sent it to the shop the other day too, and had it gone over and pulled the compressions and all that. I'm like, I need to fly this thing. I hadn't flown it since July. Yeah, well, anyway, we. My. My aunt lives in Pecan Plantation, which is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know exactly where it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Granbury. Yeah. And not far. No, I mean, it's almost an hour drive from our house.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're up and down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Quick, quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quicker than I thought. But I landed at the wrong airport.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd you land?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, there's two airports in Pecan Plantation.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, really. Who would have thought?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought maybe you landed in Midlothian, which is right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who would. No, you'd have to be a dumbass to land middle Oathian at Midway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, this was two private strips less than a mile across from each other, cut in the middle of pecan trees next to the Brazos River. Both of them. Both of them, like, point in the exact same direction. How the hell did I not land at the wrong Runway?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then we land and they're like, where are you? I'm like, well, I'm here. Well, now you're not. I don't know. Oh, no. Can you just start it back up and fly over here to the other one? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

100, Bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's true. Yeah. Kind of expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fly.

[J.D. Ryan]

To fly two miles. One.

[Bobbo]

One mile.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the takeoff is where you. Where you burn all the gas. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that. Do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You may come pick you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was cool. And they were great.

[J.D. Ryan]

They live at the airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's an airport in that community. It's. It's. It's its own village. It has its own post office, its own stores, its own zip code, and they have two airports in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's old, too. It's like. It was. It was the longest private field in the state. 3, 500 foot private field.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. It's a good little Runway.

[John Clay Wolf]

0 TX1 is the identifier.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which lets you know that it's been there a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. So we are going to buy a lot of cars today. Even though it's Black Saturday and even though nobody really knows what they're doing today. I'm way down with it on the carbine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did your wife go out, do any of that shopping, any of that Black Friday?

[John Clay Wolf]

She went out last night, yes. I thought we got her over that. Who? In the last year? She did not. We broke her of it. It's like an alcoholic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta detox.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, about, you know, about 8 o' clock or 9 o'. Clock. You ready to watch a movie? You know what? I gotta run to that. I'll be back. Where are you going? You gotta. You got a man you're going to see, right? You're going out at 10 on Friday and coming back at 2. Wow. So special when you check your breath. When you get back where you can't go on to.

[Bobbo]

What did she buy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even ask.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stuff. Dude, women buy stuff and I am sick of stuff. Why did you get me started on this? J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'M sorry, but it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stuff accumulates. It is unnecessary. You're not married and you're just half married.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not married.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all don't have this problem anymore. But do you remember it in the past?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do. Yes. And I used to say every time she bought something, I went, that's going to look beautiful in the yard sale. Cuz that's where it's going to end up. And it's something to dust. Stop it. Stop bringing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop at home. Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Stop it. They don't. That's a. That's a thing. Oh God. I was. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buying stuff with lesbians. I bet the lesbians are more practical when it comes to this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet they are too. They keep cleaning our houses. You said they could break stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Organizational training. With. With.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we have a whole channel coming up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sports training at the same time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's head is in the ditch over there.

[Bobbo]

Are you lobbing me softballs? I'm not very bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not lobbying you. Softballs.

[Bobbo]

This is kind of thing because. No, because I say it because it seems all right to me on the inside. And when I say it on the outside, you're like, well, the good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today is all the program directors are asleep. Everybody's asleep in their waterbeds except for One. Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Charlie]

We do have a good big announcement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, have already been called by one of them. Do we get a warning? No.

[Charlie]

James Anthony with KRMD in 101 in New Orleans. Yeah, 1.101.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever. Shreveport. Shreveport.

[Charlie]

Okay, well, they're joining us right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're live and on. We are in Shreveport. Are we on yet or. They're joining us right now.

[Charlie]

No, they're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're on.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Shreveport. We've got a new affiliate. We got to talk with a hick accent now since we just turned 101.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

101.1 krmd, Bob. Oh, you want to do the big fm country yeehaw voice.

[Bobbo]

It sure is nice to see y' all coming here on the radio this morning. This portion of the program's brought to you by Burford's Barber Shop. Everybody gets trimmed at Burford's. All right, all right. Mighty fine. God, it's old Lester Roadhog Moran and his Cadillac Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna think they've still got John Boy and Billy with that bad BS. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Just go to givemethevin.com givemethevin.com and we'll buy your car. We've taken. No. No call ins this morning yet. Max, are you there? Yes. Oh, good. Well, Max came in this morning. This is Maddox. This is Maddox. This is Maddox Wolf. We will be back with the John Clay Wolf show after these messages. That's a little too early.

[J.D. Ryan]

You practiced, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a little too early. This is great. And Nolan wanted to do his. One of them's better, and they don't know which one they think's better. Okay, Nolan Wolf, we'll be right back with these. My name is John Cleveland. The good news is we'll have another chance at it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a tie.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John Clay.

[Bobbo]

Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take us out?

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Don't you dare go away. And keep those phones ringing at 1-800-800 radio or go to givemetheven.com. you know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it. Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. It is a holiday weekend. We are live. Good morning, Mike in Dallas. What you got, sir? 16 Ford Focus. How many miles?

[J.D. Ryan]

26.

[Caller]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where have you been driving to, man? Good lord.

[Caller]

I'm actually a person that has delivery service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Huh. So does it have hubcaps or alloy wheels?

[Caller]

It's got those little plastic caps on the outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car with 26 on the 16 is worth 8, 509. It's a cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap,. 8,500 to 9, 800, 800. 7,234 is where you call in. We buy cars left and right all week. Escalades, Tahoes with miles on it. Tahoes with short mile. We bought a 2010 Denali last night for 21 grand. A 13 Porsche 911S. Charlie, I don't know if you told if I told you, but I got another one of those now. Same car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, two of them. One has 2800 miles. One has 3100 miles. One out of Cayman, out of New Orleans. One came out of Ferrari, Dallas. Anyway, we buy cars left and right. Go to givemetheven.com or just call into the show this morning. We are live as live gets. We're not recorded this morning. We're stupid because we actually work on holiday weekends. But we're die hards. So. 800-800-Radio. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know it. Just stay Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me down. Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car?

[Bobbo]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com I'm the best car buyer, and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a CarMax deal, I owe you $100. How's that for validation?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

One Two, one, two, three.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. This is like the soundtrack for Walmart parking lots on Black Friday.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, I can't. People put up videos of themselves at Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't some people get smoked?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I didn't hear that story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, cool. Kicking ass.38, domestic dispute.

[Bobbo]

They were deaths.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that any different than even the other day at Walmart?

[Charlie]

It wasn't. It just happened that somebody tried to break it up and then the guy shot the guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I missed that.

[Bobbo]

Okay, because on a 24 hour news cycle, you know, the tagline right now is Black Friday, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black Friday. Are you a racist?

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Black Friday? The way you said black.

[Bobbo]

The way I said black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm feeling offended.

[Bobbo]

That's because business is going to the black after being in red all year.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you, an Indian hater?

[Bobbo]

An accounting term when Black Friday comes down. Well, Brooks, also a very good steely dance song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

We sure appreciate y' all tuning us in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. My name's John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Call me Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the Michael Turley running the thing, keeping everything together.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 08Z71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you sound like you're from the north country, eh?

[Caller]

Hey. Oh, get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Eh?

[Caller]

Dallas. It's been a while, but yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Big D. Are you a Yankee transplant? Are you? I am.

[Caller]

I'm a damn Yankee.

[Bobbo]

Real good then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's right over there around the corner by the crick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has this Z71 ever been stuck in the crick?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Never been stuck in the creek.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever got a kick in the creek? It hurts like a hell. Okay, what year is this thing? What is it?

[Caller]

08Z71. Four wheel drive. 108 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

108 extended cab. Regular cab. Crew cab. What cab?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather.

[Caller]

Cloth leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it has dead buffalo bison in it. Two Dogs will be joining us later to be discussing leather interiors and cars. We have a. We have a new character in the show, Two Dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Surprised he survived.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corinthian leather stitched with unicorn hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

From a centaur?

[J.D. Ryan]

Unique.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

108 if it's only got 108 on it, it's a sweetheart with leather. So it's a. It's a. Lt. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

Stock. I'm clean truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a. I'm a 15 grand buyer.

[Caller]

CarMax hit it at 16 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? 16 2.

[Caller]

Yep, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you know what? I. Have you ever heard our advertisements?

[Caller]

Yeah, a couple times.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I don't. If I don't beat your carmax offer, I'll owe you a hundred dollars. I mean, well, it's really give us a chance to beat your carmax offer. If we don't beat it, we owe you 100 bucks. So I'll beat it. I'll beat it. Do this deal. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Give me the van.com. load it up and take a picture of your carmax offer and say either beat it or give him 100 bucks.

[Caller]

We'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks for calling. 800-800-7234. Put Buddy on hold. 800800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Buddy, good morning. You're on the air, Buddy.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's your buddy? Who's your palace?

[J.D. Ryan]

Your money?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. Is this thing Kia soul? It's automatic with 8,700 miles?

[Caller]

No, it's a 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, damn. Why'd you buy a stick? What's wrong with you?

[Caller]

I bought it cuz I got a hell of a deal on it. Now I don't need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what everybody says when they get a stick. That's why they're a hell of a deal is cuz they're sticks. And now you've got.

[Caller]

I bought it. I bought it from a 90 year old man that didn't know how to drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you get for it?

[Caller]

I gave like five grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what do you want to. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

I don't know. That's why I was calling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's yours, it's not mine. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

I don't even know what the blue book value is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got blue book for you. I got the blue book.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who cares what the blue book is? What do you want for it? Oh, wow. Okay. Well, at least he gave us a number. 800-807-234. It's an argumentative Saturday here on the John Clay war show, man. Demonstrably. Yeah, I'll Give. I'll give. I'll give. Seven grand. You there. One. Oh, yeah. I don't know if he was real. He might have been a faker. I think he was what we call a jerk off. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the air right here on the station.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back, honky cat Better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck. Wow. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeTheEven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, GiveMeTheEven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning America. Cows win. Cows win. 10 0. I like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would love to made a bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we could go back. Eagles fans up on the northeast coast listening. I'm sorry, just. Just think of something else while we talk about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just occupy yourselves for a moment. What were the odds the beginning of the year the Cowboys would be anywhere near this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what would you.

[Charlie]

I've got a ticket that says 14 to 1 odds that they win the Super Bowl.

[J.D. Ryan]

So still.

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah. This is before the season.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before the season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy one? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What'd you. What'd you pay for that?

[Charlie]

100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what will that pay you, like 14,000. 1400.

[J.D. Ryan]

1400 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, would have been great to put a million there.

[Charlie]

Well, yeah, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you buy it?

[Charlie]

Yeah, I had a friend who was out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that's quite a stretch for 14. I mean, I'm. I'm not. I hope you win and I hope it pays. For some reason, I thought the odds would be worse than that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because then we're all going to Chuck e. Cheese.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still. 1400 bucks for a hundred dollar in.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good deal, Frank. Yeah, I don't buy classic cars on the radio.

[Caller]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. And I'll tell you why. Because you want too much for it, for starters. And for seconders, I don't know what kind of condition it's in.

[Charlie]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you inherit. Did you inherit this car? Yeah. They all are. Did you?

[Caller]

Well, I bought it off a guy that needed some money, and it runs and everything. I just put a new windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What did you give him for it? It's a 78 Skylark. For those of y' all who are listening. Is it a GS?

[Caller]

GS? What you mean by grand Sport. No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

It says Skylark. S. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you pay for it?

[Caller]

I guess for. I. I gave. What was it? I gave 12,000. No, 1200.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I was like, wait, man, I'm glad that I asked, because I. I just start pressing the button to hang up on you and say, whoops, I lost him. Okay, well, if. If you're not unrealistic, it doesn't sound like you are. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Send me some pictures. Okay?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jimmy 06 V10F250 with gas. 33 and a buck 40s at leather, cloth. I don't like these V10s, but around five grand. I need to see it, though. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Jason. 07 Edge V6, leather clothes.

[Caller]

There's cloth interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buck 35 cloth. It's just. Just a rig. Now, this is a good example of a car. When you drove it that last 10,000 miles, you knock, like, a third of the value off of it. Not that it had a lot left, but when you guys take these cars up to, like, 130, 40, 50, you. You just, like. It's like knifing. You're slowly knifing them to death. Once they get up to 120, it's just like you've already stuck a knife in it, and you're just killing it. And then y' all call me after, like it's gurgling blood and it can barely breathe, and say, what? You give me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I say, two green. You're crazy. I got offered four a year ago on trade in. Yeah, that's right. 20,000 miles ago. That's. That was probably me offering it. But this car with 135 is about 2500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. And if that. If that'll buy it. Go to givethevin.com and load it up. Speaking of guys that are, there's car dealers that. Listen to this. I think we drive the car business to work on Saturday morning and we are fixing to. Our product is finished.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ready to go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And we're going to introduce it in December. Give me the VIN bidding tool. And we are. I'm looking for 10 new car dealerships in Houston and 10 new car dealerships in Dallas Fort Worth to test it. So what it is is basically it's a tool that you'll have on your desktop and a login and you just dump the VIN into the my box on. On the website.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it'll give you a number that I'll pay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That you will pay.

[Bobbo]

Right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Without you ever seeing it.

[Charlie]

I have to make any phone calls. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a real number. It's not some yeehaw number.

[Bobbo]

It don't seem so incredulous, jd what could possibly go wrong?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what could possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot. A lot could go wrong. And that's why I want to test it out with 10 Dallas's and 10 Houston. Listen, before I go live in, in a couple of Louisiana's Louisiana guys. If you're listening, I'll do a couple of you guys too. But this, this we're fixing to change the used car business.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to commoditize the VIN number. And it's happening. Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are the used car dealerships? Where do they get out of it? Or what's their investment?

[John Clay Wolf]

They have a locked number right then right there. It's like auto Nick with a, with a. Money behind it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's free to them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. It's auto Nick. Think of auto Nick with money behind it. It.

[Charlie]

That's for dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where it says 12, 2. And that's what I'll give.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You're testing it with dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already been tested. We've been testing it for years.

[Charlie]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I'm ready to do the final round of beta testing before like right now before we go live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cell phone companies. You're actually going to test it before you put it out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Nice. We've got the, the, the. The numbering of. It's fine. The. What I'm really testing is the flow, the information flow and the logistics flow and some of, some of those functionalities, the numbers not the number's done as far as the, the algorithms in the maintenance of maintaining the figures and the values. We've built a machine that is a Betting machine, if you will. And it's betting future values used cars right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, and when I say it's fast, it's like so fast. It's before you get your finger off the mouse on the click, you've got the number.

[Bobbo]

Number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's amazing. Really?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean that's frightening.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's what in the $20 million will get you these days.

[J.D. Ryan]

But in the future, will general public be able to use that or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they will. Okay. Wow. And we can adjust it for the public and the dealership can adjust it for their customer. High, low, in between. It's, it's, it's game changer.

[Bobbo]

And you managed to. And it all started right here commoditized to it, which is really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what that, that we're going to turn used cars into pork bellies and wheat bushels.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's already there.

[J.D. Ryan]

What they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. But we. No one's ever taken to the level that we're taking. And when I, when I came up with givemetheven.com and that whole thing a few years ago and that this was. This has been in the works for years. Years and years. And it's ready. So anyway, I'm looking for 10 dealers in Dallas Fort Worth new cars, not used car, new car dealerships. And it think a dealer track for wholesale. That's what this is. And 10 used car dealer new car dealers franchises for Houston. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw. Email jcw if you'd like to be one of the first ones that are free.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool. That's awesome, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Charlie]

That's the key word.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's free, free, free, free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it ain't gonna be free for everybody. Challenger RT with with 10 on it. So I can put it right here in my little system and it'll tell us. Keaton, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Bobbo]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston H Town.

[Caller]

Hey, go cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we've been lucky.

[Caller]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that? We need to talk about the Tex. How about the officiating on that Texans game Monday? Dude, did you watch that kon?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Tough break, right?

[Caller]

I mean, as long as the Cowboys game goes good, I don't care what the Texans do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I care because there are homies. And I think all the Mexicans went to boy. I mean the refs went to Boys Town the night before, got liquored up and laid down and they forgot. They. They blew their damn mind. And they couldn't see.

[J.D. Ryan]

Couldn't see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like Tony Romo's dad told us last week. He his vision has been impaired by Clamidia from Jessica Simpson. That was parody. But he. That's what. That's what happens when you fool around on the wrong side of tracks. Okay, we got a Challenger or Charger? Challenger.

[Caller]

Challenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a Scat pack or regular or Hellcat?

[Caller]

It's the RT Super Track Pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super track pack. There's a plus and a shaker.

[Caller]

No, it's not a shaker.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a super?

[Caller]

It's basically just an additional thing that you can add on to it that it's in the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Six feet, can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick. Six speed? Sunroof or silic top? Okay. Navigation or AM? FM?

[Caller]

It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it has nav. Yeah. Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. Okay. I'm a 24 grand buyer. Maybe 25. 24. 25. 24, 25 5. If that works for you, go to givemetheven.com my system, JD says 25375.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're using the system?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I'm looking at it. Might as well check it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we spent a little money on it. Yeah. 800. Go to givemethevent.com and load it up here. We'll do another one. Cedar Hill. How about the Longhorns last night? Ky. Wow. You don't care. You're an Aggie. No, no, no, no, no, no. Cedar Hill High School playoffs.

[Caller]

Oh, I. I was watching them earlier in the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good. They're good as they ever are. And My buddy Joey McGuire is the coach. And I enjoyed watching them run all over mansfield last night. A13. 3, 500. So, J.D. do you mean build this one on the system?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 13 Dodge. Well, actually, it's a Ram. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're doing a real time here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 3500. Is it a crew cab or mega cab?

[Caller]

Grove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a Big Horn, an SLT Laramie, or what?

[Caller]

It's a tradesman with a chrome package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And how many miles?

[Caller]

58.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hook it up to NASA. So with or without a automatic? Automatic. Dually.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navigation? No. No. Huh. 27. 750 is what this says. But the adjustment for this region is not. I'm gonna bet it's more like that thing's two grand light. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I already know that I've got to pre program that. And that's part of what we're working on right now to fit finish this up right around 29 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Well, I've got a confession. I just turned tuned in. I'm not familiar with your show. I traded it in the other day and I was just. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you call from?

[Caller]

I'm in Cedar Hill work now, but I live way south.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, enjoy the show and give me the vin.com and tell your friends and we'll come to their house, pick them up. We will trade with your dealership. We'll do whatever. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Blue RAV4 with a buck 50 is probably worth two grand, Matt.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an O7.

[Caller]

I'm just trying to help a friend sell it real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a throw down. You and I could get drunk and have a big time in it. Just leave it on the side of the road and we're done. All right. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're going out with Nolan, this Nolan Wolf. And we'll be right back with the John Clay Wolf shows. Well, I could on my shooting. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN do. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana, Saturday night. You get it, Bobbo? You get it, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Shreveport, Bossier, Baton Rouge and of course Lafayette, where we've been on for a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baton Rouge, the Red Stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're adding. We added three new cities this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shreveport, Bossier, Baton Rouge in New Orleans. This is our maiden voyage.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they're going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured Mel McDaniel would be good opener.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because if you're in Louisiana and you ain't drinking and you ain't screwing then you just visiting. I'll show you lo and what we do. Raymon. Good morning. Raymond in Dallas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Ray. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

Brandon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it says Raymond, but our call screener has. He's not full blown. Just a touch of dyslexia. Just a touch and that. Now I see how I got Ray. Brandon, Raymond. Whatever it takes. Okay. At 03 Lexus RX300. Are you a new listener? Are you familiar with us?

[Caller]

No, I've been listening for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so do you want to sell this thing or you just calling to get on the radio?

[Caller]

Maybe a little bit of both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, since you're on the radio, what do you have to say since you don't want to sell your damn car?

[Caller]

Well, I do want to. I want to get rid of this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.03 lx. So if I bought it today, what would you drive?

[Caller]

You gotta get another small SUV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's an RX300.

[John Clay Wolf]

RX303 RX300 with 118, 000 miles average. Rougher, clean.

[Caller]

I would say. I mean it's 13, 14 years old. I would say it's average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do this. Let's just say five grand and hold it around there because we don't have anything until you figure out what you're gonna buy.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're happy with five, right?

[Caller]

I guess, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Honestly, I'd rather just do a trade for probably a new Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So let's. So go, go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com, load it up, say, get me a trade in on a. Whatever you want and I'll send you my dealer affiliate and, and we'll bid the car for them and you. And you'll go in there and get our number and get the trade. You, you'll get our dealer affiliate pricing also.

[Caller]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. On the radio. I really just want to buy them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you're trading, just go to givemetheven.com and click the trade button and then we'll get you matched up with a guy, we'll send you an offer and you can use our offer at our dealership or your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there a list somewhere of your dealership? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, secret, secret.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if I want to buy a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever, just go to givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Tacoma with a three inch lift. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Cameron, it's a four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a extended cab or four door? Extended. So is it like the small back door but opens the right way or.

[Caller]

Is it a extended extended suicide doors like open the opposite way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like Nirvana's front man on his last day.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Correctamundo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that a 410 or a 20 gauge? You're a country boy.

[Bobbo]

I believe it was probably 12 gauge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, was it like number ones or number eight? Dove and quail load.

[Bobbo]

Probably bird shot. He blew both the thumbs off. Arthur Fonzarelli Cameron.

[John Clay Wolf]

170,000 mile on 07 lift Tacoma. Is it worth. Is it worth. Is it worth eight grand?

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight?

[Caller]

I just wanted to see what y' all priced for. I know a lot of people, they say Tacomas hold their values. They do for some reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

170 is a lot.

[Caller]

I remember when the. When the truck had 169. We got it for around 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bought it for 12, man.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now it's got 170 around.

[Caller]

170. 172.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you bought it with 169 and you've driven it a thousand miles and now you're calling to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, I like just full.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of it, dear girl. 08 Corolla S type with 85. Is it automatic or stick? 08 Corolla in Katy, Texas. Miranda.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was telling you, I have this. Oh, eight Toyota Corolla. Yeah, it's a nice. How do you call it? Light blue. It's shiny. 85, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Egyptian magician, ladies and gentlemen, from the Jerky Boys. He called in this morning to join us.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I lied to the fire and I catch myself on fire and I dance.

[Bobbo]

Don't take your eye off of the snake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand, dear girl. And go to givemethe vin.com and let's look at it. Give me the vi.com. do we have any Jerky Boys? I haven't heard about the Jerky Boys in years.

[Charlie]

I didn't have time to pull the Egyptian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember that, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Don't take your eye off of the Snake.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? How did the deal go? The Egyptian. It's been so long. Do you remember the Jerky Boys? J. It was a tape of prank callers. It was good stuff, okay? Really good stuff. Sounded a lot like that. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a great picture on Facebook. You and your family flying, sitting right by the airplane. All three of your boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not great flying.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're landed. But they're all kids. Right in front of the airplane. Have you noticed the youngest ones hanging under the propeller?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, did you know that the motor's turned off and the mixtures are yanked back? No. Yeah, I mean, it's been. I've had it for. I. I've had a bird since 99, and I've never had one combust. Spontaneously combust and start on.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a great picture, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a bad one to me. God, look at that gut. Woof.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not really. Your face looks thin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's just a bad shadow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just a shadow on your face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we need to. Can you touch that up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You got to have a gut, though, dude. You're 48.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm not 48. I'm 44, but, yeah, I hear you. That was fun, taking them to Aunt Linda's, flying over to her house. I hadn't flown the plane a long time for Christmas.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm For Thanksgiving. Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Dan, I need you to go to the website. Oklahoma. Dan, I don't want to buy. I don't even want to bid a 69 wildcat convertible over the radio. You there?

[Caller]

All right. Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a new listener? Have you been listening to us since we got on the brew up in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

No, I'm a new listener. I'm actually in Amarillo, Texas, on vacation right now, and I heard we're listening to you in the motorcoach here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell would be in vacation? I hope you're driving through Amarillo.

[Caller]

Just came down to meet a friend from Phoenix. He came this way. We went. We came this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I hope y' all brought your own beer, because that's about all there is to do up there is drink it.

[Bobbo]

Friends meet.

[Caller]

Yeah, we went to the big, Big hole in the ground yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Caller]

The Palladur? Yeah, that's the one. The Grand Canyon of Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna meet you at the big hole in the ground, and it's gonna be great. It's a good reason to take out, man.

[Bobbo]

Just keep driving east.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Belly in Houston. White Malibu. 2010's worth four grand. Does that work?

[Caller]

Four grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand. What do you want for it? What'd you pay off on it?

[Caller]

It's already paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

On what? Will you take for it. Belly, I'm trying to tell you I'll give a little more. That's code for I'll pay more. Huh. 5500. Will you go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures of yourself and the car and say it's 5,500 and I will write you back. Yes or no? I need to see the car. I need to see the VIN number, and if you're in the picture, it might help our thinking because you sound so pretty. Thank you. All right, do that. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll. 5500. I'm probably gonna buy it, especially around this time of year.

[Bobbo]

Billy sounds imaginative and very hungry this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Babo's bobo's looking for. He's in the rut. What do you mean?

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever get a date with Dina?

[Bobbo]

I never have. We talk occasionally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all ever talk about the Stinky Finger party?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Really? You got to, Bob. You've got to.

[Bobbo]

I think she might be a little bit churchy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? You're dating a churchy woman?

[Bobbo]

I'm not. We're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, dude, the last time I was with her, we were in my car 25 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

The same woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Driving around the pastures at my dad's place looking for my girlfriend at the time, which is her best friend, who was twisted off on a bad meth trip, come to find out. And she was all hunkered down at one of the ponds on the edge of the dock, tripping balls.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, she took off running out of the house. We had a big party, and it was a party like Weird Science. The real one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the real party.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she just blew out. We couldn't find Find her, so we, like, went spotlighting for Stephanie, and we found her. Seriously?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lifted up K5 Blazer in the spotlight, driving through the ranch looking for a tweaker.

[Bobbo]

Man, I remember those days.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we found her. She was on the edge of the dock in, like, a fetal position, rocking back and forth.

[Bobbo]

Wow, That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[Bobbo]

So Dina's like, a rescue girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Dina is a rescue girl. That's right. That's perfect.

[Bobbo]

Takes care of her friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

That's good to know. Very nice. Very nice woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, extremely nice. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio. And her mom's like, a rescue girl, too. And she tried to rescue Warren that night with the Stinky Finger Party.

[Bobbo]

I Did ask her about that and she said, oh, my mom passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Yeah. Well, that's. That's so. That's great comedic material.

[Bobbo]

I might should have mentioned that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of dead people for Del Castro died last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to spin it off.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

90 years old, man. I remember as a kid that the Fidel Cast, they used to. They used to sell Fidel Castro beards and little hats. Why you'd want a kid to dress like a communist leader, I don't know.

[Bobbo]

And just almost. Just almost to the day, on the anniversary of the Kennedy assassination. How ironic.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't think about that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you know, all the conspiracy connections, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

90S. I mean, his brother, they say, is worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of celebrity news, first Robert Kardashian, then O.J. nicole, Ronald Goldman, Lamar Odom, Scott Disick.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lastly, we lost Bruce. Lost his mind and his pecker. Now Kanye, he's off the. He's gone. These women are evil Medusas, the Kardashians.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the word? Succubus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sucky. What he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Succubus. Oh, stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds very dirty, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not. Suck it.

[Bobbo]

That sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like that line out of. Out of Full Metal Jacket. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, sounds like a technical term from our new show segment, Soft offense.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not. Listen, here we go. This is the word. Succubus. A female demon believed to have sexual with sleeping men.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yes, there's female demons.

[Bobbo]

It's not the word JD it's just the way you say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Succubus. That's how it's pronounced. I'm looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it's a succubus. It's. The whole busload of them is a suck you. They're man killers and they've killed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now Kanye. Kanye was on the verge of going wacko anyway. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

At what point before he met them? You get a point.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been hanging out with him for a while. Look at the list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the list of dead men in their trail.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like looking at Hillary's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at Bruce Jenner and what he used to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

I forgot about that.

[Bobbo]

Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

He sort of vanished, hadn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's gone. She's back.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, oh, they'll never leave. Yeah, the whole deal is just unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Succubus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Succubus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suck you bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sucky buses.

[Bobbo]

I see a Polish guy trying to blow up a giant yellow school bus, you know, oh, inhaling the wrong way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Bobbo]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travis. And 09F 150 crew with 88. Is it Lariat XLT or what?

[Caller]

XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheeler, four.

[Caller]

Four average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rougher, clean. 13 grand's coming to. Yeah, boy.

[Caller]

And that for that for half the trucker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait. It's an 09F150 with pushing 100. It's got 88 on it. So what year are we in? Oh, 17. It's almost 10 years old. So let me guess. Your payoff's 20.

[Caller]

No, I'd shoot it. Doesn't have to be 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

His payoff's high. Your payoff and the value of your assets are not always directly correlated.

[J.D. Ryan]

In fact, many times mutually exclusive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Many times people owe 10 and I give them 25 and we owe them $15,000. Equity check.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but because the depreciation occurs faster than you're actually paying it off, it's what we call in the industry a succubus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they put some money down.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Bobbo]

Or look up the word Blowubus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blowbus. All right. No, the bangy bus stop.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bless. Somebody ought to make a website out of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Captain.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800, radio. Good morning, Dallas, Texas. Houston, Texas. Oklahoma City. Welcome, New Orleans. Welcome. Baton Rouge. Who else we got? We've got more. Lafayette, Shreveport. Welcome. Rogers, Arkansas. Arkansas. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Wichita Falls, Texas. Amarillo, Texas. Abilene, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Pennsylvania. Did you meet Poconos?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Pennsylvania. W what? Zzo. Poconos. Man, that's a mouthful.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[Bobbo]

Rock of the Poconos.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, this is where the rock of the Poconos. You take us out, Bob.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywell show right after this. Call 1-800-800-RODIO or go to give me the vin.com. you know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up, powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of loving you no pills going to kill my. @giveme the vin.com. i'm not going to bore you with a bunch of questions. I need the VIN number. I need a couple of pictures. I need the miles I and wham. O. There's your offer. I buy cars, hundreds per [e-mail]. not a bunch of junk cars. I mean real cars. Trucks, vets Ferraris, whatever. Lexuses, I mean everything from 2 grand to 200 grand. I'm the best buyer in all of Texas.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna jam through this real quick. Jeremy, you there?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 300000 mile gas Silverado, two wheel drive or four two zero cars worth 1500 bucks. Go to givetheven.com and we'll verify a 12 half ton lowered crew cab or extended cab. Oh, extended cab. So it's a quad cab, 12 lowered SLT or Laramie. Javier, Javier. It's going to be like 16 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 01 Cherokee with 176. Anna, I love you baby, but that thing's a boat anchor. It's worth nothing. Thank you, Jennifer. 09 Tundra with 09 Tundra with 185 is worth. Is it two wheel drive or four? Four. Sean, I gotta know. Two wheel drive or four wheel drive. Okay. Is it SR5?

[J.D. Ryan]

Say again.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car is going to be seven to ten grand. I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Larry, this roush recalling from Fort Worth. A roush, is it a crew cab or extended.

[Caller]

Gary, it is a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it supercharged?

[Caller]

Good question. I'm not, I'm not an engine guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This truck, I need to see it. Can you go to givemethevin.com and load it up? Give me the VIN number. It's, it's, you know, 25, 25 to upper 20s. It all depends on how it's equipped. Dan Baker. I Love Crew Cab Diesel. 14 four wheel drive with 102 is a leather cloth. Sorry Dan, is this leather cloth? I see it Mike.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Sean, I need to know. Leather cloth roof nav. If it's a. If it's a loaded up before wheel drive leather roof nav. I'll give on a 14 with 102. I'll give mid 30s. Mid to low 30s. 30s, low 30s. Hi. Yep, that's me. We'll be right back with more of the show. 800-800-Rode or just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carry me Too far away People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars From a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it. Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight? This we. Yes, we are live this holiday weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Maddox Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay tuned for my dad. For your dad. Okay. Thanks, Maddox Wolf. That's the best intro I've had in loneliness time. Fat bottom girls. Speaking of Kardashians, now to get those earphones off them. They can't hear what we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, your kids are awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all get out of here. Maybe right.

[Bobbo]

Get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Bobbo]

It's okay. Little language never hurt anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't tell your mother what we said in here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got the coolest dad in the world, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I talk bad? You ought to see her when she's been drinking. Yeah. Gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're going out the front door.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're going to damn other office. The buyer's office.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you.

[Bobbo]

You left Turley a note about this song, and I can't remember exactly what it said, but we were talking this morning and Fat bottom girls. Yeah, what did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, well, Adam Lambert does not love fat bottom girls. He loves fat bottom boys.

[Bobbo]

Is that what he wrote?

[John Clay Wolf]

Singer for Queen?

[Bobbo]

Turley said, yeah, and I think it'd be pretty. Pretty objectionable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that. I think I said, the big booties are in full swing. And as far as the vogue factor, all right.

[Bobbo]

Vogue? Yeah. And you spelled vogue funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you not agree, yo?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, big butts are as popular today as they were in the. Was it twenties?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You think the Kardashians brought that on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they've got a lot of ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got a lot of ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's almost like tunish.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got. Yeah, they've got backup ass. They've like got throw down. They've got like three shelves of ass. Well, I mean, if you don't believe me, look at that picture of Kim with a damn wine glasses on her ass and they're pouring wine on her in the glasses like a tabletop.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're girls that actually have had butt implants to try to look like them.

[Bobbo]

Well, I wonder if Kylie Minog's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you can do that with Kylie Minot. Who's the crazy one? Nicki Minaj. Natural.

[Bobbo]

You don't think?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

It's got tiny waist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You like that Bob?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can tell me more about it.

[Bobbo]

I feel funny inside about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Feel funny inside.

[Bobbo]

Kind of moves me. But I don't know if you know. You gotta, you know, you gotta take somebody home to mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

KT, where are you calling from? Arlington, Texas. 08 ML350 with 94000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight grand is the number in my head. I bought and sold a lot of these.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right on. Yep, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Anybody listening that wants to call on the show. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. High dollar cause and high dollar trucks. We love Cowboy Cadillacs, Porsche 911S Lamborghini. If you've got a rich friend in the oil business that wants to shake his Rolls or Bentley or, or whatever. Ferrari, that's me. To to I. We literally buy 2000-250-000 cars all day long.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the big one of the.

[Bobbo]

Week, did you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought two 911 and they were new.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean relatively new.

[John Clay Wolf]

One's got 2900 one's got 3102 cars. One in Dallas at the Ferrari store.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one in New Orleans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who trades a car in at 3000 miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich wealthy people that just ain't.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's drummer on the walk and go hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have it. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are 13911 cab cabrer s class s types transmission, 80 grand. Wow. Yeah. $130,000 MSRP depreciating assets. Porsche's markup is 15%.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you take stick sticker in a new Porsche and take down 15%. That's the dealer cost. It's just that simple. It's not complicated. 07 mini Cooper with 104. Nathan, this car likes to break down a lot and I don't like to fix them. Is this one running okay?

[Caller]

Well, it seems to be running all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now I'm a 4:35-4 guy.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and also on the info box, say John, hit this thing at 35 to 4 in the air. Here's the car, here's the VIN number and we will come to your house and pick it up with the check.

[Charlie]

Some breaking News real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Breaking news this just in.

[Bobbo]

Bow live from the side of your Saturday morning fun time show. It's a sports minute with Michael Turley, all brought to you courtesy of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real Deal with John Clay Wolf, brought.

[Bobbo]

To you by Gains Burgers and Glade. It's the quicker shiner upper. And now the host of your sports minute, Michael Turley on the Real Deal radio show.

[Charlie]

So after getting their ass spanked by tcu, Charlie Strong is officially fired from the University of Texas as their football coach. So they're Gonna pay what, $10 million to him?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what it is?

[Charlie]

That's a buyout. Yeah. Yeah. So he's gone 10.7 to be exact. So who's their next coach?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that make Charlie Strong the wealthiest black man in Austin, Texas?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Truck through that silence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, that's. That's a lot of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a lot of cash.

[Bobbo]

No, but Austin's very diverse.

[J.D. Ryan]

But is he gonna stay in Austin? I'd get out of town, man.

[Charlie]

So is Tom Herman the next coach at ut?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we out of time?

[Charlie]

Yeah, we got it. Well, I mean, you can go anytime. Yeah, I want to stay on time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to do. Two Dogs is right around the corner, our buddy from Oklahoma, the Indian Two Dogs blanking. And we. I guess we'll get to him in just a minute. J.D. babo Turley.

[Bobbo]

Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listeners, we are live today. We're not pre recorded like everyone else on a holiday weekend. Go to givemetheven.com and load your car up. We want to buy it. Top money. If I don't beat your carmax offer, I owe you $100 point blank period. End of story. And if you want to do it on the radio, call in 800-800-723-4. Classic cars. Go to. Give me the Venice. See four of you on here on the call screen. I'm not gonna bid. Classic cars over there. Be right back. I mean, like stuff older than 1985.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by giveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to Give me the vi. Give me the VIN Do. I'm the best car buyer, and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal I owe you $100. How's that for validation?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO this is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show at Alice's restaurant. You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. It's that time of year.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can play the whole thing because it's only 18 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everyone. 800-800-7234 is how you get up hold of us Dan. An 05 Ford 500 with 92,000 miles is worth about 2500 bucks.

[Caller]

Yeah, 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep on that body style. Problem is is the tr. The transaxle on that car is known for breaking down. And it's the same way in that Ford. Oh hell was it thing called the other one that they made for just a little like a wagon looking thing Freestyle. Yes. Transaxle goes out on those two. It's the same part and these break and they cost 1500. But yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it. I may give a little more. Maybe I'm wrong but that's what my gut tells them my guts normally. Right Ricky? Oh, to Monte Carlo with 118 is worth a thousand bucks man. Thousand bucks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Brad and oh, five Silverado four wheel drive crew cab diesel cloth. 100,000 miles. Long B or short.

[Caller]

Short average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean? Clean. 15 grand buy it. Sounds high.

[Caller]

Got a new crate motor in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it.

[Caller]

No, it's got a new crate motor in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

I played crate.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know why it's got a new crate motor in it? Cuz it's needed one and a habit.

[Bobbo]

I play crate amplifier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh that's funny man.

[Bobbo]

On my 12 strength.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this morning. Yes. And if you want your car bed go to givemetheven.com we'll come to your house with a check. It's we're a complete.com experience until we come to you and pick it up with money and your money. Yep. You don't have jack with any salespeople. Nothing. It's quick disappoint two dogs is in the green room.

[J.D. Ryan]

No really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Again? Yes. Yes, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Survived the first week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's just Thanksgiving weekend with the whole Indians and Cowboys thing going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of diversity sort of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alice's Restaurant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Okay, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so come on in. God. Listen. Walk. He's so big.

[J.D. Ryan]

My Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so tall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Two Dogs. What size is that shoe, man? Like a 16.

[J.D. Ryan]

You smell like incense.

[Bobbo]

It is large. My name is Powanate Tum Oye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

This is Comanche for two dogs finding carnal pleasure with great vengeance and furious anger.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

It is a name I was given by my grandfather, Powanate Guntria.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what does that mean?

[Bobbo]

It means lonely dog contemplating election results.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the spirit of diversity. And since we're on the air in Oklahoma, and Oklahoma's not that far from Dallas, I invited two dogs to come down this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see. I see you're balancing everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to give the peace pipe to him that I know the Cowboys beat the Indians on Thursday, but we're all still brothers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that an issue still?

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[J.D. Ryan]

The red skin thing, maybe he'd be the one to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to ask him.

[Bobbo]

There are many things to respect in the way of football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

I believe many Native Americans would take to the game if the halftime activities were nuanced to our liking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nuance?

[Bobbo]

Like a ring of fire to summon the ghosts of touchdowns past or a line of traditional clad rain dancers. But of course, the weather would probably affect the passing game in the second half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're claiming that you could bring on the rain?

[Bobbo]

We've done it for centuries now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like football?

[Bobbo]

We do like football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is?

[Bobbo]

We would like it better. The Cowboys, perhaps not so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't like them. Well, that makes sense. They beat the Redskins.

[Bobbo]

We don't generally go for any organization with a cowboy motif due to its stigma in our history. But the blue star design, as we say, the crabskatago way, is a powerful symbol and a quality pharmaceutical product. The Redskins, though, have a special place in our hearts. They are like adopted mascots of ours. And we find their performance and their team logo both respectable and pleasing to the Great Spirit.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good news.

[Bobbo]

Not like the Cleveland Indians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you don't like that?

[Bobbo]

He smiles too much. And besides that, Kirk Cousins is actually my cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kirk Cousin? Two dogs. Kirk Cousin is your cousin?

[Bobbo]

Yes, he is the son of my father's brother's uncle's daughter from Orlando. Though he looks Norwegian.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does.

[Bobbo]

His seminal name is Amomaweb Chigato Neo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really What would that mean?

[Bobbo]

It means a field goal will do. I only wish he'd found the aptitude for a more serious pursuit, like the greatest spiritual experience known to the native people. The game of basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why basketball?

[Bobbo]

Because basketball is to us symbolic of the life struggle between the two houses of life. From sun unto moon, each morning and evening, the bringer of light will be carried away into a magical circle many times from beyond the three point line. And points will be awarded for those who excel in the ease of existence after the conflict of struggle. This is what free throws are all about. And the hoop itself is very symbolic. It is round like a perfectly prepared pizza pie. And everybody loves pizza pie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Indians love pizza, but not as much.

[Bobbo]

As we love basketball. Gold Lakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gold Lakers. Well, thank you two dogs for making the trip all the way down here to the studios in Dallas, Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

Our favorite team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enjoy your holiday weekend on the reservation. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

Bye. Bye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't know. I learned so much when he comes in here and my dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to work on his personality, though. He doesn't.

[Bobbo]

I think that's a dry guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a dry guy. He's a damn dry.

[Bobbo]

He's a dry guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there's not a lot of lots to laugh about.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a Japanese El Camino, which is a Honda Ridgeline.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll do that in our number four. That's my review. It really is. It's a Japanese El Camino. Turley called it that. I'm like, you're exactly right. Tony Romo's dad is still coming in today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

At 10. 10. 10. 10 10. What time is he coming? 10:35.

[J.D. Ryan]

35. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

10:35.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't wait to hear what he has to say. Cowboys, 10 and 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Squirrel is going to be on an arrow number four.

[Charlie]

It's not a squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipman Monk, whatever his name is.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Don't say that to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards is coming up in the next segment. Oh, no. Wallace Edwards is.

[Charlie]

Rush is around here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rushes around here, actually. Go. I see him on the line. I'd like to go ahead and talk to Rush anyway and see what's on his mind today. Rush Limbo now, John. Yes. Good morning. You're a little late today. Yeah, normally we have you on an eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slipped in.

[Bobbo]

I know you're always counting on me for the latest up to date news from the political front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. What is going on? Recast.

[Bobbo]

I got something brand new for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

How does the Word. President Trump strike you. Looks like we're going to win this thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we did, didn't we?

[Bobbo]

Unbelievably. And all the polls said that. Killary. Killary with a K. Yeah, I gotcha. Was going to win this thing, but. And look what. Looks like Trump's going to win.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he did.

[Bobbo]

I think he's ready to win.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did. It's over. It's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

What is over?

[J.D. Ryan]

The election. We're finished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was two weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I have got to get a grip on these Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, jt, it's not over because the Democrats are funding the Green Party to do a recount in three states.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll be interesting.

[Bobbo]

Green Party?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I went to a Green Party once with Waylon Jennings. That's way before Willie picked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, did you not know about all this recount business?

[J.D. Ryan]

He just thinks we haven't done the election yet.

[Bobbo]

What day is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week. Next week?

[Bobbo]

Maybe I should start having some Wheaties with my downers in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's after Thanksgiving.

[Bobbo]

I've lost track of a couple of weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's over. Trump.

[Bobbo]

Who won the World Series?

[J.D. Ryan]

You won't believe this. Chicago.

[Bobbo]

Really? Cubbies. Cubs win. Cubs win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cubs win.

[Bobbo]

Somewhere Harry Carey is smiling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Rush, we'll catch up with you in a bit. Steven from Charleston, South Carolina, good morning.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you find me? I'm not on the air in Charleston.

[Caller]

Yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? Where? Since when?

[Caller]

I have no idea. I was sitting in a vape shop and I was just playing on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's awesome. Charleston, South Carolina. You're in Charleston right now?

[Caller]

Yeah, North Charleston.

[Charlie]

Somebody's got the I heart pulled up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shout out to. To the. To the streamers in Charleston, South Carolina. 06 Porsche Boxster with leather convertible is 77. I forgot what year they changed the body style. I just forgot. Is it. Is. Is this car the same look as like the Oo as a 2000? Is the body style between. Is it that generation one body style or generation two?

[Caller]

I think it's the second gen. I'm not sure though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a ten grand ride. I bought 1007. It all depends on the body style. And that's why I need the vin. If you send me the VIN number, I can do it immediately. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load the VIN number? Okay, we'll get to it as soon as I get off the air. I'm gonna walk into the buyer's room. We have 12 guys in there frantically bidding cars, using our system and emailing off offers. And I'll pull this one up when I get off there and look at it. Especially because you're so far away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. That's cool. Random.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Very strange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Random, random, random.

[J.D. Ryan]

We might have a segment of. You just lost a listener today, Colin. Colin Weir just emailed us through Facebook. Your show should so show a little more respect toward our fellow Native Americans.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he's not happy and I've heard that before. So did he end up with. You just lost a listener? Yep. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh. He's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, why didn't you do it right then?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it again. Okay, here we go. Start up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Colin says your show should show a little more respect toward our fellow Native Americans. You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally. It's taken 90 days to get one. I mean, we've been looking for hate mail for a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Colin, you late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every. Well, Colin, listen. Why is it. Okay, David. What? Why? Why are some. Why is comedy. Why does it have barriers?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because. Because you have to. Because people get butthurt so easily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go Lakers. Kurt cousin is my cousin.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't like you making peace pipe jokes is what.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny as hell. What would he rather me make up hippie jokes or. Or meth tweaker jokes where they tie off and bang up? What's your name? Tie off and bang up.

[Bobbo]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, come on, dude. Vayner. Everybody just needs to chill the hell out and calm down.

[Bobbo]

You know what the PAT radio apology is? You know what you say it's never our intention to offend anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got in an argument with a friend of mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That played at smu. He's a black fella. I've known him for years. And he was on that Dallas Carter team of 89. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's a blazing hair on fire Democrat. And he cannot stop posting on Facebook after this election.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just can't stop. So I wrote to him. How much longer are you going to do this? Hang on. We'll catch it when we get back. I got to go out to break right now. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm about cars and radio. Be right back. If the sun in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV whatever it is, givemetheven.com. you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, if this doesn't go with the times. Bob, did you get your drink on this week? Tell the truth. No. Tell the truth.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on. Yeah, come on. I wouldn't lie to you. Today's Saturday.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So yesterday was Friday. Did you drink?

[Bobbo]

Yesterday I had a glass. A giant glass of red wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Giant glass. Okay, the Thursday.

[Bobbo]

Did you drink One Thursday? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing? Zero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanksgiving. You didn't drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay, Wednesday, did you drink? Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you going?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about tonight? Well, this song is.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight's your night.

[Bobbo]

It's Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary Stewart thinks he's got a drinking thing.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I'll be in bed by seven tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Why?

[Bobbo]

Because I get up at three o' clock on Saturday mornings. Makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're always here when I get here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I want to bid this cataract crystal is. It says 05 Cadillac XLT. I don't think it. I don't think it's a Ford truck.

[Caller]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

It's a Cadillac. It's a convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called? An xlr.

[Caller]

XLR or xlt? Just call me in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the Corvette engine? Is it a Corvette? Cadillac CR V srx.

[Caller]

It's a very fast car and it's a convertible. I don't know if it's a Corvette engine or not. I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

45,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it? No, wait, listen to her. Where are you calling from? You know, we don't even know what you've got. And I'm just throwing BS numbers out there because I don't know what you've got. And hell no, that won't buy it. I don't know what it's called, but I know that won't buy it. Well, as long as we're just bidding stuff that we don't know what it is, what will buy it.

[Caller]

Okay, 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

25000 will buy the Cadillac something.

[Caller]

It's the XLR.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an XLR.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's not an XLT. Have you had it bid? What year model is is the Cadillac?

[Caller]

Oh, five garage cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a king, it's not a lariat. It's an xlt. Okay. It's silver. And where are you coming up with the 25 number?

[Caller]

I took. I depreciated the value. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. About the same place I came up with the 15 number. Actually. Look at my system. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at what it says. That we pay. What's it say? Read it out loud.

[J.D. Ryan]

14, 6. 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is very close to what number? 15 grand. Crystal, I think we got a $15,000 car. Okay. All right.

[Caller]

Well, thank you for your time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might bump up a thousand, but I can't bump 10. But I appreciate the call. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com See more breaking news there. John, in the sports world. What is it?

[Charlie]

LSU Tigers have hired a new coach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Charlie]

It's an old coach. It's the interim coach now. Head coach Ed Orgeron. He's going to replace Ol Les Miles. They're going to have press conference at noon. And Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the game of the day starts. The game of the year starts in an hour. An hour? In an hour.

[Bobbo]

Oron?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Is that a Cherokee name?

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you ask? Two dogs. The college game of the year. Today. Today starts at 11 o'. Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it is Ohio State versus Michigan versus Michigan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Number three versus number two. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Lots of playoff implications.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big freaking deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

JD It's a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be such a jerk.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're the guy that lets two dogs in here.

[Bobbo]

How's that one gonna come out?

[John Clay Wolf]

We still haven't done talking football with lesbians.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the new segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the new segment.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have to find some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's going to write that?

[Bobbo]

John. Clay Wolf presents the soft offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

The soft offense. That's not funny. That's not funny at all.

[Bobbo]

It's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's funny.

[Bobbo]

Not at all. Well, women are the softer sex and they're talking about football. So it's offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And it can be offensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. A Forest River Cardinal RV. John, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Hazel, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We do buy RVs and we do buy coaches and we do buy travel trailers. But we only do it online, so if you'll go to giveen.com and load it up, give me the pictures. I'm going to forward it to my RV buyer and he will get you an offer today.

[Caller]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He buys about three a week.

[Caller]

All right, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 rated your David and 08 Titan cloth toolbox. 104, 000 mile. Four Wheel Drive's got to be worth 11, nine grand. 10 grand.

[Caller]

Nine grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

910 grand. 910 grand. Where are you calling from? Houston. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, tell me what it takes to buy it. I'll buy it. I buy these a lot. I like them. A Highlander, Sean. I don't need garage kept fully loaded. I don't need all the story, blah, blah, blah. That's all I'm hearing when I see that. That blah, blah, blah. Kevin, a 13 Limited Highlander garage cap fully loaded with 50,000 miles is worth $16,000. No, it's worth. What is that car worth? Have you had it bid anywhere, Kevin?

[Caller]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think you just had it bid with me. I don't want to look it up because I'm too lazy right now. But I will do it at the website. If you'll dump the VIN number in there and put the miles, my guys will email you an offer letter immediately. Okay. And I'll buy that some beach. Buy that some. Buy it. Good. One more. Let me knock this out. John. A Wrangler with 86. Is it lifted or stuck?

[Caller]

It's got a 3 inch lift on it, soft lift on it. It's got 33s on it and the front bumper pretty clean. Got a 20 year old girl been driving last. It's been smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that your daughter?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so no jokes there.

[Caller]

I didn't buy it from you in Vernon, but probably should have. But you helped me out with two vehicles in Vernon. I was gonna see if you could help me out with this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do this. Go to the website and load it up so I can see what we got. Does it have a hard top or soft top?

[Caller]

It's got a hard top. I got a brand new soft top still in the box. It's from a factory that I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine. I don't care about all that. I gotta go fast. 11 Jeep, 86,000 miles lifted hard top automatic. This rig's worth 17 grand is what my Gut's telling me. Does that work?

[Caller]

All right. N. They build about 19. Okay, I'll give you the other tires and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go to the website, load it all up, tell me all that right there and say 19 buys it, and we'll let you know if we buy it or not when I see pictures. I got this great girl, man, and I want you to meet her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I would like to see her before I marry her. Yeah, and some of these cars, when they're converted, I need to see them. I need to know what we're looking at.

[J.D. Ryan]

Such a variation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, side boob long. I mean, show me. I don't want a high school shot.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

The graduation room. We need to see the bathing suit shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, I need to. Thank you, J.D. finally, somebody puts a terminology that I can relate to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero Romo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he here?

[John Clay Wolf]

He is here.

[Bobbo]

Over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dead.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw him hanging out with two dogs. They were having a conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet that was interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias, Mr. Goulf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buenos dias, Mr. Romo. It has been two vaqueros games since we last spoke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

J play on this Sunday, Andy Thursday. Yeah. You know, they're all professional football players do not work on Thanksgiving. But por los vaqueros de la big D, it is a working holiday. Antoni Smoother Camilla Jubakowski and his brother Jaime and his wife Candace and the little ninos went to Cleveland to see her Kwamely for the holiday. So after the game against the silly little ravines from the Baltimore, Antonio and I decide to fly to Ciudad los Mexico or to see the Texans of Houston take on the nasty, evil, underhanded, but always wary, entertaining Oakland Raiders. We do this for two reasons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

First, it has been long time since my son and I have traveled together with no distraction from the rest of our chobee's family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On second of all, Antonio Torre will provide a good scouting opportunity for future positions in the NFL.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really? He's looking.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And if you watch closely the nuances of the Texans escuemas offenses the offensive play. Oh, you can see an obvious hole in the team's current roster that could weary possibly new feeling, so to speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What team? What team?

[J.D. Ryan]

Or the Houston Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Houston Texans.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Say it after me. Houston. Houston Texans.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

But you must agree, Mr. O' Brien, at this point must be thinking about the word quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you think?

[Bobbo]

Very often.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Or the Raiders know so much this this Derek Carr, the quarterback for Los Raiders, right? He is an animal. He's Monro natural. A freak of nature.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you.

[Bobbo]

And of course, Antonio Qu? Is very discouraging. Who among you can blame him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, sure.

[Bobbo]

Also due to his mixed Polish and Latino heritage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Tony does not handle his liquor very well.

[J.D. Ryan]

That makes sense.

[Bobbo]

And after the third touchdown, he loses his cool. Tony, you know, I didn't know that. And threw his $13 Dolce Equis onto the sidelines. Right onto the back of this unholy chupacabra of our quarterback. The beer traveled more than 45 yards. He wasn't drinking from the Chep seats we were given by Mr. Mark Davis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me guess. In a high tight spiral.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And I try to calm him down, but Tony begin to throw all of his souvenirs as well. He throw his commemorative Ed hardy Texans helmet 78 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. In a high tide spiral where it.

[Bobbo]

Strike poor Michael Crabtree smacking his oversized cabeza. Thank the Blessed Virgin Mother Mary. He was wearing his helmet. He even throw his $17 taco bell salad at the line juice referee. And then he was removed by security to the Carcel de la C. To the city jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Where he arrived very intoxicated and woke up very pale and more than a bit disheveled and downhearted.

[J.D. Ryan]

I missed this whole story.

[Bobbo]

But he also made many friends because in that state.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All of the other prisoners thought that he was Eli Manning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

Please, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Do not tell Jerry Jones about our time in Mexico, okay? It will not happen again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Until maybe December, when we like to travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're pretty flat today, Romeria. I. Yeah, well, he's down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Tony. Tony's dressing out. He's standing on the sidelines. That's got to be depressing.

[Bobbo]

I'm highly long week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate to do this to you, but I mean, if it's going to stay like this, we probably can't have you on anymore. Because, I mean, you know, it's kind of snow. Like it's kind of irrelevant.

[Bobbo]

We know. Like I had no other jobs working at the car wash. Dag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prescott's. You know, Mother. Is she still alive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mother's mind could have the spirit of deck. Prescott's mother on to replace Mr. Romo.

[Bobbo]

I work 45 hours at the General Motors plant in Arlington.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do? Why would you have to work?

[Bobbo]

I'm busy. Mine, anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, maybe. I think I hear them calling your name. I think it's Time to. I just heard the whistle blow like the Flintstone second shift.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure was good to see you.

[Bobbo]

Well, as Freddy Finstone says, see if I care. Your green. Go. Harmonic mark Diablo, Houston, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this King Ranch? How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

129.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any diesel problems?

[Caller]

No, I got 129,000 on. No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I got a lot of questions about this. I like these trucks when they're good, but when they're bad, they're tough, man. Because the six liters will just throw up all over your lap.

[Caller]

It's a. Yeah, I've heard that but I haven't had any problems. Problems at all with.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a sick. It's a seven to $9,000 truck. Seven to nine to nine. Yep, seven to nine. And if that works that range and go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and I will call you back after the show and ask you more questions and we will get with it. We will get with it. Justin, is this 07 Dodge A5 9 or 6759. Listen, listen to the arrogance in that answer. He knows what he's got. He knows what he's got.

[J.D. Ryan]

So glad you yes me, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was waiting on you to ask me. Okay, well let me just ask you before we go there. How much is it? Hell, cuz there's nothing I'm going to say that's going to make you happy.

[Caller]

I don't know. That's one. I hit you on Facebook. Yeah, it's my brother in laws and I know he looked up, you know, Kelly blue book and I think Kelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue balls will always let you down. Remember that.

[Caller]

Oh, I know it. I know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where are y' all located?

[Caller]

Carthage. Well, he's in Heberry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you're. Oh you're. You're East Texas. All right. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

It's. It's cloth. No carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's st.

[Caller]

I believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

It's the cloth seats with the no carpet. It's the vinyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he not calling me? Why are you calling for him?

[Caller]

He's looking to get rid of it. And do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to buy it from. From him? And you're asking me what it's worth? Because that happens.

[Caller]

I'm just being a good brother in law trying to help him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I. I'm thinking around 20 grand. I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

Okay. All right, I'll tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemetheven.com. give us some Pictures, Give us a VIN number and remind me that you're the East Tech. Well, it'll say it off your zip code. I, I, I'll have somebody out there Tuesday with a check. We can get her done. Get her done. Get her done. Get her done. Mark, I do buy motorcycles. 15 Harley Davidson Road Glide. But I don't do them on the air because I have a motorcycle specialist and I don't know. But if you go to givemetheven.com and load it up, I will push it to him and he will get your number. You there. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I guess I buy cars, trucks, motorcycles, SUVs, RVs. No jet skis, no boats.

[J.D. Ryan]

No boats.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell bad stories on the radio. I didn't get to my story about my democratic friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to that. All right.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up. Powered by gifts. The vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michelle, good morning. You're on the air. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 Explorer Sport with, with 52. Is it a V6 EcoBoost Sport? Is that what you've got?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles are a little high. You drove 50,000 miles in a year in this thing?

[Caller]

No, it's 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Le Screener. Our screener drank last night. He's. He's hung over. Does it have a sunroof navigation or a rear DVD?

[Caller]

Yes to everything except a DVD.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got sunroof, navigation. 16,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

Magnetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

34 grand. I'm a 34 grand buyer. I may give a little more. If you want more, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com 06 diesel, four wheel drive Cummins with 210 bill. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seven grand? Eight grand? Eight grand. 06 Dodge for 200. What's it take to buy a 200,000 mile truck? That's 10 years old.

[Caller]

Well, I don't know. That's why I called you, to see what you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give eight grand. I'll give eight grand. Go to givemetheven.com you do know. If you know, you know. If you don't know, you don't know. Don't lie to me. Bye. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethebin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike T. Did you just tell me that UT University of Texas just announced that they are hiring Herman?

[Charlie]

Well, Texas hasn't announced it, but breaking on espn, they will hire Tom Herman as the next head coach. A release is expected earlier this afternoon. So a statement from university.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that Herman going to LSU yesterday was a smokescreen.

[Charlie]

Yeah, they're his agent's smart, huh? Set it up so they can get more money, make Texas work up more money. Because they're thinking, oh, hell, we can't lose an lsu.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it worked? Yep. Good. Arlis Michaels strikes again.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Willie Nelson. This Saturday morning. This Thanksgiving holiday Saturday morning. What the hell? 216,000 miles. It's halfway to the moon, Jimmy. I'll buy this truck, but I need to see it. If you'll go to the website.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at it as the miles are so high. I've got to see it. You there?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to.

[Caller]

Give me a roundabout maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it says xc. What the hell does that mean? Extended cab.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four wheel drive, 200,000 miles. Is it the classic body or the new body? There's a difference in 07 old 200, 000 miles, man. Three grand, maybe four.

[Caller]

Okay, let me go upload some pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Hey, Christina. 150,000 mile Altima has seen its better days in my book. It's about a thousand bucks. Hello. Hello. Hi. How are you?

[Caller]

I was like, oh, crap, I'm on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the. You are on the air. The good morning, by the way. And happy Thanksgiving.

[Caller]

Good morning to you too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. These cars, when, when these cars get this many miles on them, like an Altima or a Taurus or whatever, they're just, they just time out in my marketplace. And I deal in the cash market, the commodity market on these. I sell a lot of cars at auctions and I sell them to other dealers and I just can't get any money for 150,000. Mile 06 LG.

[Caller]

I was curious because I sent in the info like a month ago and I was gonna see whether it's worth just keeping as a throwdown or, you know, actually selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I like, I would keep it as a throwdown. And I understand exactly what you mean when you say, I mean, if you want a thousand bucks, I'll get you a thousand bucks. And that's really what it's worth. So. And it'll be worth that now and next March and next August. You know that it's. It's depreciated to the point where it's going to stop for a while.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not going down. And if it had 120 on it, I'd be about 2500. But when it gets to 150, it just hits the floor. Oh.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. Bye. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3. Want to keep it as a throw down? I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just in case.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a throw down? We're not supposed to talk about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, actually I do. It's Aston Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of that. So I go out to your house to try to find this Aston Martin everywhere and it's not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm thinking when I say I live in the country, hay barn and all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously. So I look through the barn and it's not there. It's a hay barn. So you get two of them. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like green acres.

[J.D. Ryan]

I look at the one there's. It's not there. The one that's a horse barn.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a difference.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And then I go to the. Well, how do I know?

[John Clay Wolf]

You said the horse barn has stalls. The hay barn is a higher. Anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So I look in the hay barn. Nothing. Nothing at all. And I'm getting ready to leave someone. You know what? Somebody stole it or I don't care anymore. And I look around. Like I go, wait a minute. It looks like the door opens in the back of this barn as well. So I opened it back and stuffed in there, like an alien dropped it in. Is this Aston Martin like you were hiding it from the feds? No, I mean, how did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just told Uncle Roy to take it out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Roy parked it in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously, dude. It took me 30 minutes to get it out of there. I don't know how he got it. Yeah, it's like back and forth, back. It was wedged in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It shouldn't have been that hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was like a foot on each.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car is a weird car, man. So this guy is going to sell it to us and we get it. He can't get us a title. And then we investigate. It's on a repo list from a dead guy. And we call the bank and they're like, well, we already charged it off. Like, well, you have the title. Yeah, but so it got real weird. Cut string. So I couldn't buy the car, right? And we call the guy, the lawyer that brought it to us, and he didn't want it. So JD's got it. It's his throw down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it for now. It's my throw down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Bob, did you want to drive it for a little bit? No. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't got a Camaro convertible.

[Bobbo]

I'd feel really goofy in a Maserati, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Aston Martin. It's a nice one. It's fast as hell. Yeah, it's got those goofy wheels on it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we're talking about a different car, aren't we? We're you in a me. Maybe that wasn't Aston Martin. I don't know.

[Charlie]

You gonna change oil and everything on it, jd?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

I'm scared to drive Highline cars.

[Charlie]

Wait till you get that, Bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? What's it cost to change oil? I don't know anything that would be funny. I should. I should record that. I should take it to like a quick link lube.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll repo it. The day you change it, you'll find it.

[Bobbo]

100, Bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundred dollar.

[J.D. Ryan]

I took it into a tire place and they wouldn't even look at it because the weird tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that clock right? 90, Bill. God. It doesn't take any time to find by Defy the cars. We got 30 seconds. Speaking of nothing.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have time then. I was just gonna say Volkswagen has now said there will no longer sell diesel powered cars in the US And.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I believe that that will make the market on the diesels go up. Now most of these guys have a buyback option. So there's no buying these cars for me for a while. But I like. I mean that it'll turn into the 59 cumins. I mean, scarcity and everybody's going to want it. Those things get 50 miles a gallon. They're awesome.

[Bobbo]

Supply and demand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe VW is putting diesel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. The one thing they did right. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. We'll be.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm not going to bore you with a bunch of questions. I need the VIN number, I need a couple of pictures. I need the miles and whammo. There's your offer. I buy cars hundreds per [e-mail] not a bunch of junk cars. I mean real cars. Trucks, vets, Ferraris, whatever. Lexuses, I mean everything from 2 grand to 200 grand. I'm the best buyer in all of Texas.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

This is Baby.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

All three sons. All three sons today.

[J.D. Ryan]

My three sons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Intros and outros. They are.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're good. They're good at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby daddy. Daddy brings it in. The reason he call is baby daddy because he. He can't say his name. So just Dayday is what he came up with. And then baby day D. But now.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'S kind of a.

[Bobbo]

Kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like a star. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Dayday is going to stick. I can see Day on the back of his football jersey in junior year.

[Bobbo]

What is his actual name?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I've heard Dayday so much I can't even remember what his actual name is.

[John Clay Wolf]

L. I forgot too.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did not.

[Bobbo]

It's got to start with a D. No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Come on, you can tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you later. Cody. Good morning. A 14 Tacoma crew cab. Does it have the good wheels or the cheap wheels? Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low 20s. Like 22-23-20. Yeah, right around there. Can you send me the VIN number and a couple pictures?

[Caller]

I will, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get it going. 800. 800 radio or just go to givemetheven.com Debbie, I haven't bought a mega cab gas in a while with decent miles on it. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth leather. Do you have any offers anywhere? Have you been working a deal anywhere?

[Caller]

No. Well, yeah, I did about three months ago. I tried to trade it in and they wasn't. There's only going to give me 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's mid to low teens is what I was thinking. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

My payoff is 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's going to be a mid teens truck. I mean let's say I got you 15 or even if I could go to 16. I don't think I can go to 16, but if I. Well, you said it's leather, right. I might be able to go to 16. But can you cover the negative equity?

[Caller]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or do you want to? The best way out on these situations is to lease a new one because they can roll the rebates around. Yeah. If you, if you put this in my website and to say get me a lease quote on a new one. I'll send it to DNM leasing and they honor our bids and they'll, they'll quote you a new one and they'll deliver it to your house. But that's the. I've seen people payments stay low on negative equity situations. The best on leasing.

[Caller]

Okay. Now do you have to have just so many miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000 a year, I think.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think.

[Caller]

And I'm not an SUV is what I'm trying to trade for.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to my website, givemetheven.com put that in on information. Say, talk to John on air, please get me a lease quote and a heart. Get, email me my offer on this one and get, get the leasing company send me a lease quote on a. Whatever you want and we'll get it done. Thank you.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Santo?

[Caller]

60 miles west of Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. We'll get done. Well, what's next?

[J.D. Ryan]

What else you got, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's see.

[J.D. Ryan]

The stock market historically is a pretty good indicator of the help of the holiday shopping season. Stocks are up. Everybody's kind of looking into a rosy thing. You know what depends on sort of what Cyber Monday does. When do we start with this stuff, by the way? When did, when did Black Friday and Cyber Monday become a thing. I don't even know.

[Charlie]

It's gonna be all cyber anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't. Yeah, I haven't shot. I haven't gone to a mall in what, eight years?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? How about the boxes that this produces?

[Bobbo]

I mean, get anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boxes?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you in the box business?

[J.D. Ryan]

I recycle. Really? I recycle most of the boxes. I send something else using the Amazon box that shows up. But you can get anything.

[Charlie]

You can get food for the same prices. You have to wait for line and Black prime.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you have Amazon prime. Free shipping.

[Bobbo]

A really important one, guys. And I hate to sound all goody goody, but small business Saturday is a big deal in a lot of smaller towns around too. Just hit Main street, hit those boutiques and jewelry stores and buy something in your hometown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just FYI, for those of you who have not had gin under reversal surgery, the largest college football game of the year starts in 10 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, way to go. Tell people to tune off the radio. That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just turn it on and keep it on the background. You don't have to. You don't have to have the. The volume on to watch football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, other people that aren't making it to the radio. George Strait being very vocal about where he fits in on the modern country radio. The king of country, most of us agree, is literally using his vocal talents to go after radio. His new new song is called Kicked out of Country. You got it. You are amazing. Yeah. So he's basically. He came off stage and there was a songwriter there and you go, hey, you know you can write anything new, George. He goes, I'd write it, but they ain't going to play it. I've been kicked out of country. He goes, hey, there's the title.

[Bobbo]

Today.

[John Clay Wolf]

The record I sent them, they threw it away. Oh, I can. It's a Luke Bryan bashing song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or Eric Church, who was on the Cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Halftime sucked.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

George Straight can't stop making hits.

[J.D. Ryan]

They won't play him on the radio. But they're playing Church.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going to play this.

[J.D. Ryan]

They won't play this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going to play this. We're playing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we're playing it, but we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We set the tone. Don't you know that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, okay with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear the chorus and then we'll get on. I haven't heard this yet. Is it good? Cuz? Cash out the foot lights. What? And Haggard had a ball Hagger done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have a Ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Chris Toward the Nation. Jones never showed up at all. That's good. Yep.

[Bobbo]

They live what they wrote, and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrote what they sang.

[Bobbo]

And getting kicked out of country didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurt a thing, Bob. You like it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm reflecting on it. It's awfully good. I wonder who wrote it. Sounds like a Bobby Braddock song.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he actually wrote. Hang on, I'll tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of songwriters, Turley, do you happen to have a JD song that I dug up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have a song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know about this jd?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I found a piece of JD Ryan Gold. Get out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I really did real. And it goes along with the holiday spirit from 1988. Have you heard this, Bob?

[Charlie]

Yeah, actually, it was 89.

[John Clay Wolf]

89. J.D. ryan does a song. Listen to the vocals, and you tell me this ain't jd. Okay.

[Charlie]

Quality's bad. Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't sound like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it is me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just remembered.

[J.D. Ryan]

You remember this?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is you and Russ Martin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did you find this? Just like. But I remember now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that was on our TV show. We were doing a karaoke thing somewhere.

[Charlie]

No, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't. Was so buried.

[Charlie]

I don't know how John found.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was.

[Charlie]

It was after a Gary Shandling episode that your old Show Back in 89, what was called hot Tickets. Yeah, it was buried within that episode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's late. Late.

[Charlie]

And yes, this show was aired before Christmas. The day before Christmas. I don't know who was watching it, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the one where they were in the high school?

[Charlie]

Yes. Mesquite Petite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all did a whole show at the high school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I remember that. But why were we singing this song?

[Charlie]

Just. You were doing your own carols. Christmas carol album.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Why wouldn't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, that's why we need a Christmas do. We have Bob O's Christmas music when he celebrated diocese. Hold on. Let me see all my singers. The. The John Clay Wolf Show Singers.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's on some VHS tape you've got on YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can never reflect my sources. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

All right, let me find the do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm embarrassed.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is little.

[Bobbo]

This Google Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Babo is Dio.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is good.

[Bobbo]

It's roasting on an open fire. Roasting. Blazing with a fire. Jack Frost. Slashing at your nose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slashing. It's not as friendly as JD's song.

[Bobbo]

Christmas songs sung by a black breasted choir.

[John Clay Wolf]

By a what?

[Bobbo]

Black vested girls. Dressed down for rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody know.

[Bobbo]

Roast duck and your mistletoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we get it. And you can get those at the John Clay Wolf show. JCW show clips, I think is where that is. Ryan, an 11 Focus with cloths worth five grand with 80,000 miles? Yes, sir, about five grand.

[Caller]

That's what I need to know. I'm headed to trade it in right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell them if they don't want to keep it, I'll buy it from them. You'll get your tax credit.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you going?

[Caller]

I am hitting four or five different locations today. I'm just trying to get rid of it. It was a third thing. It was the throwdown vehicle you talked about.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you. Do you want to use it as a trade or do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I'm just trying to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't. Okay, time, time, time. Let me explain what we do. You can stop right there. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, let us look at the pictures, see the VIN, verify the 5,000. We'll send a driver up there and pick it up and bring you a check. You're done.

[Charlie]

Have to go to four stores.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to go to four stores. I mean, you can, but I mean, I'll. That's what we do. We buy cars from you guys and we'd like Domino's Pizza style, show up with a check in our hand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll do it. Thanks. Even in Oklahoma, I think. I mean, they paved the roads up there now, didn't they?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. As long as the roads are paved, I think we get it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I want to. Brad, I could swing at this car. A 15 BMW M4 coupe with 9,000 miles. But I would prefer to slow down and do it right off the air, if you don't mind. I want to buy it. Do you want to trade it in or sell it? Brad?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad? M4BMW.

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Brad, if you're listening to us on the air, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Hello? Hello? Hello? Yep, yep, yep. Nope. Hey, Patricia. I'm not a buyer on a 07 Ford 500 with 200, 000 miles on it.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Too many miles? I'm sorry. I am not a Byron. Brad, I didn't drop you. I just want you to go to the website so we can bid it. Okay, thanks. 170,000. Mile 07 Suburban Kelly Leather cloth Clock average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

Average. Rough or clean condition average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it five grand?

[Caller]

Five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, if that works, go to givemetheven.com load it up. John, hit me. Five grand on the air. Here's the vin, here's the miles. Where's my damn check? And we will get it wrapped up. Thank you, ma'. Am. So we're fixing to lose Oklahoma City, Right. Dallas and part of Houston, part of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Houston, Louisiana, sticking with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All the rest of them are sticking with us. 97.5 Houston listeners, you can jump over to 97.5, ESP, and catch our number four. And everyone else can continue to stream off of iHeartMedia Player, go to our website, givemetheven.com and look at some of our other stations. And they're all on iheart and you can stream them or of course, the podcast is on itunes and it'll be ready about 2 o' clock today without commercials.

[Charlie]

John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf show. That's my name. Yep, yep. We buy cars if we don't beat carmax's offer. Give us last look, here's what they bid. If we don't beat it, then we owe you 100 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you send those checks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we pay a couple hundred. We pay, you know, two to 500 out a week, but we outbid them 90% of the time. I'd say 90% of the time, yeah, maybe a little more. And. And we also provide the service where we come to you and you don't have to jack with anything. That's the key.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the biggest thing. That's why I buy from Amazon, because they come to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dropping off, we. We'll pick your car up with a drone. All right? My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Everybody that's sticking to our number four stick, remember Houston, I think we're playing on 97.5. Part of Houston picks that up. It's a bowmanish stick. And we'll be back or we'll be gone. Either way, we'll see you next Saturday morning, 8 o', clock, right here, hour number four coming up. Coming up.

[Announcer]

The best song from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, cheap bastards, 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell is smoking in here? Turtle, do you smell it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's outside. They smoke just outside the door and it comes in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them not to do that.

[Charlie]

Smell like A medicine smell.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just cigarettes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's that stench.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever's smoking, stop. I mean, you can dip. I'll share some of my skull. Fine. Cut with you. Just a pinch between your cheek and gum will get you a long way. And Bob in his vaping. Did you see in my Facebook page the. The vaping results that showed that man giving birth?

[Bobbo]

That's fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Funny.

[Bobbo]

That's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally missed it.

[Bobbo]

Now you're not smelling my vape for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not the vape.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be the cheese. Every time I buy Swiss, you say something smells funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooter talked me into putting some of those vape drops on my tongue. And it gave me two drops. Gave me such a rush. Maybe puke.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's a lot of nicotine.

[Charlie]

A lot of nicotine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was ridiculous. Why would you put on your tongue? I wish I hadn't. Oh, it was rough.

[Bobbo]

Not supposed to eat. J. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dennis 11. EcoBoost Crew Cab. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Vinyl. Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, okay, you don't. If you don't know if it's leather or cloth, then it's hard for me to bid it over there. I mean, is it leather or is it cloth? Does it have a cow's ass on the seat or.

[Caller]

It's leather, man. Okay, leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's leather. Is it a lariat or an FX4 or an XLT?

[Caller]

An XLT then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have aftermarket leather put in it? You just don't know.

[Caller]

No, I didn't. No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? What will you take for it?

[Caller]

Oh, I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what planet are we on? 800. 800. I lost him. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I love you, man. Just go to the website, put the VIN in. In some pictures. Too many questions to ask and take up too much time. Time. Be glad to do it off air. Bob. A 2000 Ford F150. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yeah, four doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. So it's not a crew cab. Is it an extended cab or a regular cab?

[Caller]

Next to the cab, then, Same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to send you the website. Go to the website, take me some pictures, give me the VIN number. Let me make sure I'm bidding it right. These trucks, man, there's so many questions on them. If they don't hit it right off the gate, then it. Then I can tell we're gonna. I'm gonna say something that's wrong. And if I say five grand, well, John said five grand. I don't want to argue with him. Well, it's a regular cab now. Sure. It's a difference. It changed. It morphed. You said that you weighed 135, not 235.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just one number off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just by one. And we're off the I heart air. Thank God.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you got in a big Facebook thing with somebody, John. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I should have told this story earlier. It's just too long to tell. Okay. Tomorrow. So next. Next week I can tell it again. Okay. But I'll tell it now, so. Why? It's fresh. Friend. Ah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

An acquaintance.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a friend. I lost a friend over politics. You? I lost a friend over politics. Really?

[Bobbo]

What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I walked on at smu and I was third string.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Defensive end.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam Voyles was first string. Greg Hill was second string. I was third string, red shirt freshman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They moved me to second string in front of Greg Hill, okay? And I got moved back to third string because I wasn't a scholarship player and I was red shirted. And there's no reason my freshman year to have me at second string. Then that means I have to travel and then they can't take gr. Okay, that. Just put that to the side and remember that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay? Just remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But as a guy that's trying to fight his way to the top, sure make the team upset me. I earned my second string deal. And when it got back to the head coach's office, he kicked me back because I didn't qualify.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg Hill is. Was part of the Dallas Carter 1989 or 1988 team. That's so famous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you.

[Bobbo]

Great team.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great team.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on Facebook now and he posts Democratic love and liberal love like a madman.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of those guys cannot stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, He. The other day, I mean, he just posted all this recount and crooked and this. And look at what's happened. And I just can't shut up. Cannot stop.

[Bobbo]

Kansas quit.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it. I got a buddy on the other side, the Republican, and he won't shut up about it either. Makes me nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? And that's fair. I don't want to stop. Just let it be. When Obama won. Republicans didn't do this.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't take. They did not take to the streets and burn things, guys, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, Mike, really? I mean, do you really think we did?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were upset about it, but they didn't take to the streets and burn Burn things.

[Bobbo]

They've called him names. They refuse to believe that he was born in this country for seven of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight years to the streets and burn stuff.

[Bobbo]

I've never seen a president disrespected.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said we needed to be funny, and I finally got a belly laugh out of Turley.

[Bobbo]

I've never seen a president disrespective on. On the level that Obama riot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they riot?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't remember.

[Bobbo]

Right. Do you have to riot to be disrespectful?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, of course not. But you were talking about to this level. To this level was what he said. To this level.

[Bobbo]

So you get to define what's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all to this level. There are levels.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you're preaching to the choir, man. I'm not excited about this election. I'm all right. I'm just saying. Don't say nobody reacted over Obama being president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say nobody reacted.

[Bobbo]

He said, yes, you did. Yes, you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Roll the tape back.

[Bobbo]

Republicans didn't overreact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like this level.

[J.D. Ryan]

They did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like this, like this, like this. I meant that. I stand by that comment.

[Bobbo]

I know what you mean. You were incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. In my opinion, Greg can't stop it. And I write on his. You know, and here comes another Trump. I write, how much longer are you going to keep this up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four years. And he responded, and his friends responded, well, he first said, as long as I'm black. And then the next one comes in, and the next one comes in. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna put this on the other shoe. And I wrote, do you know that I was a better football player than you at defensive end? But you got the position because I'm white. And I mean, it lit up like a new. I mean, the Facebook news choppers came up outside my window.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you something right now. Jock Lee was first of all my family. Take care of me. I don't have to play your position, but you're position better. You play, you. You get on a bus, be a freshman. Coming here with no scholarship students.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it went on. So then he writes this big post about me. Yeah, I was born a poor black child. Nah, nah, nah. And I fought my way. And here comes this white cracker. Whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we start. I'm like, all right, so I respected you as a person up to now. I was trying to make. And I wrote in the realm soft and nice. Hey, I didn't mean that, but I'm trying to explain my. There's other people that feel the same way. You do on the other side?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt reverse racism in that moment. Okay. Nobody wanted to hear it. And so then by the end of this string of comments on Facebook, I had four of the 1988 Dallas Carter players threatening, kill me, Jesse Armstead. I'm like, man, I'm a fan of yours, dude. Do you remember him? Miami? I mean, he was bad to the bone. And I mean, he just went on and I'm like, listen, I didn't mean what I said as a fact. I meant it as an example.

[J.D. Ryan]

Context.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. That was. No, the skin is thin. The skin is thin. It's a one way street.

[Bobbo]

People need to get over.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't lose the spot because I was white. I lost the spot because he was full ride and I was not. That was why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're trying to make a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought we could have a civil conversation and it made it so at the end of all of it, obviously we've both blocked each other and we're done.

[Bobbo]

Good people are freakazoid over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, actually, I didn't block him. I. He blocked me at the end of it because I just kept firing back on. I'm like, screw it if we're not friends anymore, I'm going to hang in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not scared. All you big guys and your football badasses. Yeah. I know you played for the Pittsburgh Steelers and yeah, I know you played for the Ravens. I don't care. You know, I just kept on swinging and they finally saw it and they. They. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I discovered a deal on Facebook about six weeks ago and JD I've talked to you in length about this, about really the hard time I was having with all the arguing and just back and forth. Nobody really listened to you to. There's a button. There's an unfollow button where you don't unfriend them, but you just don't see their post anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that's what I should have done.

[Bobbo]

And they don't even know you've done it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. How do people know you unfriended? By the way, people have said your.

[Charlie]

Number drops if you're. If you're one that watches.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know?

[Bobbo]

Because when they look at your profile.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you know it was me.

[Bobbo]

When you still have the same friends.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they go to look at something you said on their profile or, oh, there's. There's J.D. what else he done? And they go, look, look at your page and there's an add friend button. Okay, that doesn't show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're already friends. Alan Yates. 14 Mustang, 12, 000 miles. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Custom performance in parenthesis. What's that mean?

[Caller]

It's a. It was special ordered by Auto Nation. It has a performance package. The 2014 is the last year that they offered that package on a Mustang coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it? What is it? What is it? What are the mods on it?

[Caller]

Well, it's about an eighteen hundred dollar package at 17.95. It includes the nineteen inch wheels, custom wheels with the nineteen inch Goodyear tires which are wider, which sets the car up a lot different looking than the standard Mustang coupe. It has front and rear sway bars, different shock system completely. The suspension is what's totally different up underneath it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here.

[Caller]

I've got 411 posi track out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, board over 30, 11 to 1 popup pistons, turbojet.

[John Clay Wolf]

390 horsepower. We're talking some mustard. So we just needed a little commentary from Matthew McConaughey and D& confused. Hello. Yep. Okay, we're here. So we got a Mustang GT. Does that have leather?

[Caller]

No, it's not a GT. It's a standard coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a six.

[Caller]

It is. It's a 328 six. Three hundred and twenty eight horsepower, six cylinder from the factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's cloth. Is it stick or automatic?

[Caller]

It is cloth. They did not offer leather in this model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You sound passionate about this car.

[Caller]

It only has 12,000 miles on it. It's never been rained on. It's been garage kept its whole life. The back seats never been set in. It has not one spec nowhere on the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't feel like there's any dollar amount I can put on this that's gonna make you happy. I think I'm gonna get yelled at. I think this is a try.

[Caller]

A dollar amount would make me happy if you, if you said the right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amount out of your mouth. But the. Any dollar amount that makes sense in my world, it was. It ain't coming out of my mouth. So. I mean it's a 12,000.

[Caller]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

12,000? Yeah.

[Caller]

I've already been offered 16 for it already.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then two fools met. They didn't exchange money. Oh, a six cylinder Mustang.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but it's perfect.

[Charlie]

But it's got everything in it, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I. The stick he says a stick, right? Yeah, a stick. Six cloth.

[Bobbo]

That's what I used to drive, man. My new 94 when I bought it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's never been said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the highest one that's ever sold in auction ever. Hang on. Let's forget the fact that it's a stick and understand that is not an ad in a six cylinder. It ain't even close. It is a D to the duct. The highest. Let's see what the most expensive six cylinder 14 Mustang has ever brought. And my damn computer screwed up the most automatics. 13 3, 13 6.

[Charlie]

But does it have 12,000 miles on it? Yeah, never been in the rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now hang on, hang on. I'm wrong. 14.2 white automatic, automatic. 15 grand automatic. I'm a thousand light with that stick in that story.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you weren't outrageous off.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm 14.

[Bobbo]

Mine was all deed out bays. I had roll up windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he had 16 grand, why are you not taking it? Hurts my heart when people get great offers and they turn them down. It hurts me down.

[Bobbo]

You know what you got to do with that car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I just wish I could get an offer like that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you gotta drive that car, dude. Let it out. Take it uptown, Take it to Sonic, man. Happy hour two to four. No, I mean, is that not sweet cherry lime driving right there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Fourteen Suburban leather navigation.

[Bobbo]

I'd be driving that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You there.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two? Two. Does it have quad captain seating?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LT or an ltz?

[Caller]

Lt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a two wheel drive. Does it have navigation? And you already said yes. So is it factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's still built pretty well for an LT if it's got quad buckets and navigation. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color are the guts? Hand. All right. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

I've never been in a wreck. Never had anything done to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do you want to sell it or do you want to trade it in?

[Caller]

I'm looking to trade it in right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to buy another one.

[Caller]

We're looking at another one? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, put me down for 30 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell the store that you're trading in at. I'll give 30 and I'll do an in and out with them. If you want me to get you a lease quote from DNM on a new one, I can do that too. Because you, you don't drive a whole lot. She might Save money that way because, I mean, what'd you get for this thing back when it was new?

[Caller]

48.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you lost $18,000 in depreciation and 37,000 miles. I bet you can outperform that next time on a lease.

[Caller]

Okay, yeah, I'll take a look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load up. Say, hey, give me a lease quote on it. Tell us what you want. And I actually have DNM in my system, and I can just assign it to them, and they'll see what you want, and they'll send you a quote. Bam.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man.

[Caller]

That would be really nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

What, the Mustang, dude, He was serious, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was serious.

[Bobbo]

Just fall between the cracks like that. Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm gonna cut a couple of these calls loose because I don't want to leave them hanging.05 accurate TSX with 165. Mike. Those miles are killing me. It's gonna be a couple thousand bucks.

[Caller]

That's what I figured, but thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Chris. The 97 trans AM T top, I like. It was 64, but I got to see it. And I'm thinking five to eight grand, but I don't know until I see it.

[Caller]

That's fine. You can see it. Have no problem with that. Mint condition, pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com when I say see it, I just mean send me some pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com I already.

[Caller]

I've already done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll get to it. We'll. We'll email you an offer letter. Actually, on this one, they're probably waiting on me to get off the air so that I can bid it because it's a special car, and. And not everybody knows how to bid it. Hell, I don't either. I'm just guessing. All right, thanks.

[Caller]

I've had a lot of people do that for sure, but I appreciate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. 09 charger with 84 bill. Is it a six cylinder? An eight?

[Caller]

It's a small V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 84,000 miles sounds like a five grander to me.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if that works for you, to go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number and some pictures, and we will arrange pickup and payment.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And lastly, David, 07 Silverado with 37,000 miles. Is that actual miles?

[Caller]

34,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. I love it. You live in Fort Worth. What part of Fort Worth.

[Caller]

North Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like up by the racetrack.

[Caller]

South of the racetrack, about five miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Can you do me? I've got two seconds before I've got to get out right now. Can you grab a couple pictures and put it on my website? I want to bid it right and I want to get it bought.

[Caller]

It's a brand new truck, it sounds like. I did some work for a guy and he couldn't pay me so he gave me the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on there and I'm going to buy this thing from you. If you got a title, I'm going to get a bottom when you get your check Monday.

[Caller]

Any idea?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so many questions to ask. There is, but I don't have enough time to ask all the questions to do it right. If I can half ass it. Sure it's a 07. Is it the new body or the old body?

[Caller]

Old body style. 4.8 extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab. Is it a SL?

[Caller]

That's a regular cab work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a long bed?

[Caller]

Nope. Short box.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be 567 right around there.

[Caller]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Bye. That doesn't mean I offered seven. That means I said five. Six, seven. I still need to see if it's got crank windows and rubber mats. It's going to be the five. When if it's dressed out right and wheels, it's going to be the upper end. All right, we'll be right back. I tell you, you can put me out.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to Give me the V I N. Give me the vin.com. i'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal, I owe you a hundred dollars. How's that for validation?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Announcer]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you as such. I'm going to Walmart. Black Friday is where I'm going.

[Bobbo]

I said hi, Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Anderson.

[Bobbo]

Or you go with that. Get in your hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm gonna go shoot a shopper. I saw her trying to get my Xbox.

[Bobbo]

Bob Spivey on fiddle. You know I caught her mess around.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Matthew. Where are you calling from?

[J.D. Ryan]

Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

Lafayette area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laugh I at by IE 10 Platinum Faux by foe. Does it have navigation center of.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's Southern out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15 grand with120,000 miles?

[Caller]

Let me think about it. I'll call back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Don't call back. Just go the website and load it up. Let me bid it right. When I see the pictures in the vin, I might give a little more. I want to buy it. All right. Laugh I yet. What about Arkansas? Where the hell the Arkansas people today? I've had no calls at Arkansas. We've been going up there weekly to pick up cars. It's Arkansas. I mean, are they on a national holiday or something?

[Charlie]

New big weekend?

[J.D. Ryan]

We sure we're on? We're on there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now we are. We're on a Fort Smith and kkeg. The keg, the kangaroo, the kegger. What are we saying about Dave Chappelle?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dave Chappelle's jumping on the Netflix wagon. A lot of folks, you know, they go over to Netflix because they can do what they want, make some money, get paid. Off the back of his stellar post election appearance on Saturday Night Live, the legendary comedian has inked a deal with the streaming service for three never released before stand up specials. He'll make $60 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty, mighty Lord Jesus Christ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. All three will be released in 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are these Chappelle skit series?

[J.D. Ryan]

It says it's standup specials.

[Charlie]

I thought there was a series involved in that too.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the contract has it inked a deal with the streaming service to release three never before seen stand up specials. It'll include a brand new special to be produced by Netflix, plus two previously unreleased special film.

[John Clay Wolf]

The film two years ago, Mike in Houston with a Camry. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I see 16 Camry with 1500 miles. What's the story, man?

[Caller]

You know, the story is my mom passed away 87 years old and bought the car a little over a year ago. That's a 1500 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So mama was driving it.

[J.D. Ryan]

85.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome.

[Caller]

You know, she was driving at 87.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she driving well or were you worried about it?

[Caller]

You know, she was driving. She's driving. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, JD.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a couple years when you turn 87, I hope you're still driving, but okay. I hope you're still driving.

[J.D. Ryan]

I will be.

[Bobbo]

You know what they say though? 87 is the new 68.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll still be flying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that's, that's, I mean 87 and driving, that's awesome. Is that normal or is that not normal?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great.

[Bobbo]

87 and driving 10 miles an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope I make it to 87.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no way you'll make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

0 chance. 0. 0. I have not lived right to be 87. Oh, okay. So we got a new car that's in it. What color is.

[Caller]

Is white.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you the executor? Is the like if I buy it from you today, do you already have the docs that you can sign the title?

[Caller]

I. I am the executor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have any other bids?

[Caller]

You know, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'm just driving down the road headed to a kids baseball game and I listened to your radio station. You know what, I'll call in and figure out how to make this easy on myself if I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hit you, right? I'm gonna hit you once, I'm gonna hit you, hit you hard. And I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to pick it up with a check and make it so easy. You'll be like, what happened? Let me look before I off too high. I don't want to lose money on it, but I do want to get it bought.

[Caller]

And it's. And it's an, it's an le. It's an le.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at a market report across the country on current LE and the lowest mile when sold was 558 and it brought 14,200 in the Toyota factory sale lane. And then there's another one that brought 13,400 with 4,000 miles at Manheim, Texas Hobby. So what if I get right between those two points and buy it for $13,500?

[Caller]

You know, I'm probably gonna, I think I was thinking it was worth a little bit more than that for today and probably a couple thousand dollars more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I probably have that responsibility to the estate to sort of look at that a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But I may, I may get on your website and take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see in either way. And if you want to go to some of our competitors, if you go to Carmax and send us their.

[Caller]

I'm not going to go that far.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. I mean I can take you a picture of what I'm looking at. 16 Toyota Camry four cylinder, four door sedan. LE is that correct?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. So 1122, so last Friday, is that right? Is when this 558 mile car sold. So that's current. 1123 is when this 4000 mile car sold. And 1122, there's two of them in Houston and they all, all. There's one with 42. Yeah, we got a pretty good sample here of comps is what, you know, just like real estate. What are the comps? And that's what I'm going on off of. So yeah, put in the website and remind them because they might not hit you that hard out of the gate. They're probably going to hit you at 12, 5 or 13. So say, John, bid me 135 on air and then we'll, we'll verify that it has a clean carfax. If it does not have a clean carfax, it will not bring that. If it's got an accident history, it won't do it. But if it does, I'll give it and we will email you.

[Caller]

It barely has a driving history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I hear you, man. I will send you an official offer letter and you can write back. Accept. And then my logistics people will call you Monday morning and say what's your address? And send us the docs and get you just take pictures of it. Send it to us. We will issue a check and we will FedEx it to our Houston office and they will give it to the drivers and they will show up in a little car that says givemetheven.com and hand you a check.

[Caller]

I have. I have another question for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

If you. Do you ever end up buying older cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

I try not to.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I, I'll tell you.

[Caller]

My wife says about. That's what my wife says about driving in that car that I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't.

[Caller]

68 Mustang GT. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna do something different with. And I'm just sort of starting down that road.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't ever buy them cheap enough. Every time I think I bought one. Right. I lose on it. I mean it's just I'm stupid with them. So like, okay, how nice is this car?

[Caller]

I have one other general question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Why is there such a huge demand for used cars in the marketplace? And if I look at the car lots today, the new car lots, new car lots seem to be full. That's out there today. Why is there such a demand? Where's the demand coming from in the marketplace across America to use cars that many cars going to the junkyard on a daily Basis.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are a lot there, there are a lot of cars going to the junkyard. So all this stuff that I bid at 500. So, so, but what, what's going on with all these sell us your car ads all over the place. I'm the only one in the business, the only one that you hear of that does not sell cars. I buy them and I remarket them to other dealers. We make 300 to 400 bucks a car and we do a couple hundred a week.

[Caller]

Where's the demand coming from? Where is the demand in the marketplace coming from all these cars? I mean that many new buyers coming into the market to buy cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 million a year.

[Caller]

18 new.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 million new. Yep, yep.

[Caller]

Buyers a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what has happened? So, so, so what's happened over the past decade? So I started in 97 and a 60,000 mile car was on the edge of the end and now actually 50. And now it's that 50,000 mile car is 85.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well that, that's like the last time it's going to get retailed for real. Unless it's a truck and it's like 120. The quality has gone up and the price on the new ones. I mean think about how much these trucks cost now. It's insane. It's absolutely stupid. Yeah. $70,000. I mean what's a new suburban cost? An LTZ? 70,000 freaking dollars. $70,000 used to be a house.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean it still is a house in some hoods. And, and so that's the demand is that the in the leasing has made these seventy thousand dollar cars affordable in the, the miles. There's more life left in them than there used to be. So I don't know if that answers your question. I mean I think no, but the.

[Caller]

Key that you did answer is that 18 million new drivers in the United States a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. New new car buyers.

[Caller]

And that's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And but when you go back 20 years, I don't know what the population of the US was back then, but I'm sure it's gone up considerably. So it's just a function of all that. I remember I was at a meeting when the Toyota president took over Chrysler and we went to Vegas, I was a Dodge dealer back then and we listened to his speech and he said I love going. You know, he's given us all the Dodge dealers in the country. This big warm and fuzzy. Dodge is great. Here we go. I love, when I was in Toyota I used to love to go to the hospitals and look at the birthing rooms because that means there's a new Toyota drive were getting ready to come out. And he was using the comparison of births versus back then and that. So that, you know, has a lot to do with it, I guess. Well, anyway, you've tapped out my echo speech economics. But that's about I, I got a D in economics and SMU. All right, 800-800-7234. Ohio versus Michigan is still 020. Biggest college football football game number two versus number three today is going on right now. And just a reminder. Who's tonight? Turley, we got anything else Big, I believe.

[Charlie]

Is it Florida? Florida State is tonight. Or it's Alabama and Auburn. One of those two, but they're both playing each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Those games are big. College football Saturday. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. As you can tell, the numbers. 800-800-7234. This the rest of. Oh, gosh, we only have one segment left of the show by today and I still never got to talk about the turkey.

[Charlie]

Should we do next?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll talk about when I come back. Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by gift. The vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turl, y' all just talking out loud. Nothing you've done wrong. But in the future, we probably ought to do a little softer countryish stuff on this hour because like most of our sticks are now country. True. Just realize that. Yep, yep. In some of the country, audience may not be familiar with the Ramones.

[Charlie]

Who's not something like this, maybe, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't see.

[Charlie]

Try it again here.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Everybody's familiar with that.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free 1-800-800-RADIO. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wanted to get Willie on the show and we reached out to his publicist and he said what? He's dying.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna add anything else to Willie's schedule. Thank you for your consideration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until he wants to. To sell something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, did you see him when he was on Jimmy Kimmel last time? He's not doing well. He doesn't look real. What's that word?

[Charlie]

Strong in person stuff maybe would be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Better than. But on the phone.

[Bobbo]

He looked great in Rolling Stone this week talking to Neil Young backstage at some show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

He looked happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess what time it is? What time is it? Time for the car of the week. Now.

[Announcer]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

2017 Honda Ridgeline all wheel drive, black edition sticker. Price 43, $770. Holy hell. I just saw that for the first time. Wow. Really hard to believe. It's a little long in the tooth, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Is it in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's a. It's a Honda Ridgeline. It's a, a. It's a Honda built Chevy. What'd you call it?

[Charlie]

A Japanese El Camino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Japanese El Camino. I mean, it's cool. I like it. It drives great. It has all the comforts of a car. I would just figure for that much money that it would sure be a little heavier of a truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Charlie]

But aren't a lot of cars now with all the features that it has nav and bluetooth and it has the drive assistance where you don't have to hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold the steering wheel.

[Charlie]

It'll drive for you. And storage compartments, all that kind of stuff. I mean, it's going to bring the price over 30,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But this is 43. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's 19,000 worth right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Huh.

[Bobbo]

It's an El Komodo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. I just. I don't. My review is I love the truck. I think the Honda driver will love the truck. I think a guy that like lives out of his car would really like it because it has more storage than the man on the moon. But I think it's too expensive. El Camono, however, who am I? $44,000 rounded up for a light duty avalanche. Truckish. Carish. Awesome. Like, I mean, I don't know. I would think it would have an Acura name plate on it at 44,000. But that's just me not dissing you, Honda.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love the truck. Just maybe price it down a little bit. Knock off. I'd get it under 30 or 40. Get it under 40.

[Charlie]

Okay. I probably could if it didn't. Wasn't so loaded, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, I think loaded should be under 40. $40,000. $40,000. 43. 770 to be exact.

[J.D. Ryan]

I spent that for my 2005 F150, but it was, it was tricked down too well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just got you a titanium edge new body style for 15 a year ago.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not 40. Now I will say that I've noticed the resale on these ridgelines is stronger than I would expect them to be. The old ones bring 10 grand. The, the, the ones that are just a few years old are pushing upper 20s and 30. So they're not falling. I mean, it's not a bad investment. It's just a loss. A lot of money. Get a lease quote. I'm not trying to go all leasing today, but again, these cars are getting too expensive, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, the guy brings a good question up. What is which one Demand for used cars. Yeah, he brings a real good question and I actually, he kind of stumped me because the truth to his answer, right. Is it ain't going to last.

[J.D. Ryan]

Repeat the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are used car demand so high? High if there's 18 million new ones being sold a year?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's going to go down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

His fundamental used cars business or the new car business. Okay. Used car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't keep that up. Cannot keep that up. Just like this car won't stay running. Hey, Reuben. No. 4 Jaguar XJ8 with 128. Is it starting now or.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it's starting room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Lucky. Sell that sucker on Craigslist, man. Because I'm scared to death of it. Every time I touch one of those, they crumble in my hands. I mean, just crumbling. Yeah, I'm not trying to beat on your car. I'm just telling you my personal experience.

[Caller]

Yeah. What do you think it's worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand.

[Caller]

Two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'd have to think twice. I'd have to think twice before I'd give it Mike. And 07 Camry was with quarter million miles on it's worth.

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 07 Camry with a quarter million miles on it is worth. What year Was your Camry, Turley?

[Charlie]

2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the newer body style. Is it still worth a thousand? Yeah, I'd give a thousand for it, Mikey there. I mean, it's got 250,000 miles.

[Charlie]

Respect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I got guys, they're Like a camera you buy at 7:11, right. When you go through the 32 pictures, you turn it into the photo guy and he makes the pictures. And they throw the camera in the trash. Well, I mean, the. These cars only have so many miles in them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quarter of a million is a lot of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hell of a tester. It's a Toyota Camry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless it's a Freightliner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. They cost $200,000. And here's another one. This is Junkyard Central, Tony. A 96 Park Avenue with a buck 60 on it. Yeah, it's trash can man to me.

[Caller]

I know. I just wanted to call and say that you guys have an awesome show. I knew I had to list something to get through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Well, I live in. Around Joplin, Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do we make it? Do we make it all the way up there?

[Caller]

I'm listening to the keg.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, does Joplin covered by the keg?

[Caller]

Well, I'm working south of Joplin and I can hear it here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good. Glad to have you. We bought a 1966 Cadillac convertible out of Joplin, Missouri the other day. And they sent us pictures of it. And it was all pretty and gorgeous in front of the house. But they didn't tell us that those pictures were from 1985. That sell the sale. We sold it for nothing, thank God. We cut it back. We cut that car back 3, $500 and. And I don't think we cut it back deep enough. We made like 75 on the sum for all that.

[Charlie]

Yeah, it took a year to get the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really did take a year because the title was in California, not in their name. They lost the title. Grandmother had passed away. So they had to get somebody in California to go produce a new title. It took a year. And they're like, where are you at now? So I'm still at 10,000. But when we got it, it's like, wait a minute. Where's the car that was in the pictures?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, those are glamour shots.

[Bobbo]

Don't shake a stick at 75, though. JD that's a whole week's worth of whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is. It's a long trip to Missouri to make 75 bucks on a night. 1966 car. Tony, thanks for calling. See you, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you want to do the turkey story? We can hang on to that. We haven't talked about Florence Henderson dying yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll hang on to the turkey story. I'll hit the Highlights of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, this is you in a turkey story.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way to get this out. It's three and a half minutes long.

[Bobbo]

Three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's long. It's just a drunk turkey carving story. As a young man at my alcoholic parents house in Greenwich, Connecticut in 19. You're trying to cut it 99.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't wait for next week now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was, it was interesting. It's just Alcoholic Thanksgiving is really the title of the story.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have so many good stories like that. Let's start just.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I remember saying, I'm never poor, Mom. I love her. God rest her soul. She turned into a drunk. Yeah. She married a guy that was a rich Wall street guy and he was retired. And he was great to me. Great. I mean he was a great father figure to me, but he was retired. He's rich.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's drunk. I mean they'd get up at 10 in the morning, planters, punch everyone and they'd get wasted and then they'd sleep through in the afternoon and they'd go to the big dinner. I mean his, their amex bill is 30,000amonth. Big dinner every night. Drink, drink. I've never drank so much in my life. He taught me how to drink like a man. But I mean I remember finding my mom. And I've got so many drunk mom stories that are just sad. She died from cancer, but she died from alcoholism. She's 58. So the moral of the story is if your mom hooks up with an old guy that's rich and he's drunk. Hang on. Because she's going to be a drunk too. Or they can't hang out together and it's going to keep killer. Boy, that's a Thanksgiving happy. Get it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it. That's part of the reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you'll wind up getting drunk. And they hand you the electric knife. Oh, is that what to carve the turkey. And you don't know what you're doing and you start sawing it sideways. You're like oh my God. Pushing. And everybody's eating the turkey. I went through the breastbone. Oh God. I didn't know how to carve a turkey. You know, you're supposed to carve it off the side. And I went right to the middle. I was cutting these big slices. There's a little bit of bone going through it like a chainsaw, man. I was like, God, this is tough. Now I know why it's just the men of the house that do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's digging bones out of their turkey. So I guess I did get the turkey story out. Awesome. Yeah. It's not that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell the whole thing next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any comments?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that was young.

[J.D. Ryan]

Today Lawrence Henderson is 82. Mama Brady gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

82.

[J.D. Ryan]

82.

[John Clay Wolf]

She taught people how to. How to leave their husbands and sleep with the new one. I think that was the first show where they had.

[Bobbo]

She was a widow on that show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so. I think that they were. They were. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the first show where they.

[Bobbo]

Changed the whole thing for you, didn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mom and dad slept in the same bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe so. I heard that stat years ago now.

[Bobbo]

Dick Van Dyke, man. Was he banging not the original Dick Vanda, but the Dick Van dyke show, early 70s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Was he? It doesn't matter. So we've got 53 seconds left. JD, is there anything you'd like to do?

[Bobbo]

Was he what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to give any shout outs?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't do shout outs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go out with JD's real quick. Give me the vin.com buyers are going to be in the office till 4 o'. Clock. Go to givemetheven.com it is so easy. You can do it in your underwear. We will email you an offer letter. We want to bring buy your car. We're the best damn car buyers in all of the southwest United States. Pardon my overselling, but it's just the truth. Give me the vin.com that's our company. This thing's powered by it. And we'll email you an offer letter. Let's go out with JD's music his Christmas music. Can we do that? Christmas tree at the Christmas party hung where you can see every couple strides d rocking around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring must be horrendous L pie and we'll do that cat.

[Caller]

Rolling I know that's right.

[Bobbo]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You will get a sense of mental.

[Caller]

Feeling when you hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everyone dancing merrily in the new old fashioned way. You.

[Caller]

You will get a sense of mental.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feeling when you hear. And walking around the Christmas tree has a happy holiday Everyone dancing merrily into old fashion way. The end Let me. You do so well.

[Caller]

Dance and merrily.

[Bobbo]

Locker out I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

[J.D. Ryan]

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