#75 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #75 (February 12, 2026)

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Overview of the Episode

Episode #75 of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the signature blend of cars, sports, edgy humor, and spontaneous conversation that listeners have come to expect. Broadcasting live and powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, John and his crew field vehicle buy bids on air, banter about recent news (both real and absurd), and share behind-the-scenes industry stories, all wrapped in improvisational energy. The episode also marks the show's debut in new markets, including New Orleans, and reflects on cultural and radio landscape shifts, notably the loss of Dallas’s iconic alternative station, The Edge.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Morning Crew Banter & Show’s Format

• The episode kicks off with playful studio banter involving Madonna and Britney Spears references, tube tops, and strip club stories.
• The crew jokes around with stories about nightlife jobs and the differences between main stage and VIP rules at clubs.
• John ridicules industry gatekeeping humorously (e.g., calling old program directors “programming Nazis”).

2. Radio Landscape Changes

• Tribute to Dallas’s alternative station, The Edge, which has changed formats. The show’s intro music throughout the episode comes from bands that helped define the station, like Tripping Daisy and 311.
• Nostalgic talk about the evolution of radio, how alternative formats lost ground, and memories of deep-cut radio in the ‘90s.
  • Memorable Quote:
    “The Edge... one of the original ones in the country. And we are playing some cuts. All of our intro music today will be off that era.”
    — John Clay Wolfe [04:24]

3. Show Expansion and Market News

• John discusses the show’s expansion into new cities, including New Orleans, noting challenges and skepticism, particularly in markets like Arkansas.
• Anecdotes about being “too racy” for certain country stations due to edgy (but tame by modern standards) segments.
  • Memorable Quote:
    “They said that I said lesbian 13 times. And that doesn't fly at a country station.”
    — John Clay Wolfe [09:01]

4. Real-Time Car Buying On-Air

• Multiple callers receive on-the-spot offers for their vehicles after providing details (VIN, options, current offers from CarMax).
• Listeners learn about trade-in values, the effect of mileage and carfax history, and how John’s company can buy cars remotely.
  • Key Segment:
    • [15:07] John offers $38,000 for a '14 Denali, beating CarMax by $1,500.
  • Memorable Quote:
    “I've been doing this 10 years. Boom. First one out of the gate, spotted Denali!”
    — John Clay Wolfe [16:58]

5. Colorful Callers and Regular Segments

• Callers range from everyday sellers to quirky repeat guests, like “Rusty the Squirrel” (actually a chipmunk doing comedic bits about “nut disparities”).
  • Notable Segment:
    Animated nut heist story involving a chipmunk family’s trip to Walmart.
    [51:09–54:43]
• Testimonial calls from satisfied sellers praising the fast and easy GiveMeTheVIN process.

6. Charity and Good Deeds

• John pledges a “throw-down car” to a disabled, elderly listener needing transportation—a gesture that sparks debate about generosity and the holiday spirit.
  • Notable Quote “If I give her a $300 throw down car, maybe I'll get something on the other side—'cause Good Lord Baby Jesus is going to be thinking about me.”
    — John Clay Wolfe [31:48]

7. Sports and Celebrity News

• Ongoing Cowboys/Eagles banter with Pennsylvania callers: deep rivalry, sincere football chat, and playful regional ribbing.
• Johnny Manziel’s legal troubles, bar fights, and football prospects discussed with the usual irreverence.
• Touch on NFL player salaries, with focus on underpaid breakouts like Dak Prescott and Zeke Elliott.
• Humorous “Tony Romo’s Dad” segment: elaborate, satirical storytelling about football, presidential politics, and papercuts during ballot recounts.

8. Behind-the-Scenes Business & Car Market Talk

• Insightful notes on why the car resale market values drop so sharply after certain mileage thresholds.
• Differences between retail and wholesale values, dealer vs. public acquisition, and how accident histories on CarFax kill resale price.
• John explains how GiveMeTheVIN is piloting a beta program for new-car dealers to get instant bids.

9. Culture & Lifestyle Tangents

• Extended, often absurd discussions on topics like:
  • Which sneakers to buy for a Christmas angel (Jordans, Adidas, Nikes).
  • The best “alcohol dam” foods, like greasy burgers and pizza, to help withstand heavy drinking at concerts.
  • The unique logistics of buying cars in markets with regional quirks (Arkansas, Louisiana).
  • “Real or Fake News” segment debunking viral headlines and addressing DUI public service announcements.

10. Radio Show/Podcast Meta-Talk

• John pitches the post-show, uncensored podcast segment.
• Playful ribbing among hosts about dreams, personalities, and off-air behavior—including an explicit “dream analysis” involving show team members.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Riff on alternative radio nostalgia
  “It was my younger years. Really. You know, I was a concert promoter back then.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [40:41]

• On car market realities:
  “You hit them in the gut with the milers. Body punch, body punch, knockout.”
  — Bobbo [45:17]

• On generosity and skepticism:
  “What you just did is you fed the cat.”
  — Jenny (about John's plan to give away a car) [31:26]

• On sports loyalty and rivalry:
  “Do you hate the Cowboys so much... can you even, like, at any point, root for them quietly?” — John Clay Wolfe
  “I do not root for the Cowboys ever.”
  — Jim, caller from Pennsylvania [86:16-87:01]

• Absurd, irreverent comedy in “Tony Romo’s Dad” segment:
  "Antonio received countless paper cuts on his fingers and hands... he threw a whole box of ballots at Brett Favre a full 36 yards away, where they barely miss him and crash into poor Bernie Sanders instead."
  [101:02]

• On holiday drinking:
  “Alcohol tastes good. Cold beer tastes good. It’s like a coat on a winter’s day.”
  — Bobbo [127:39]

• On rumor and myth-breaking:
  “By the way, don't ask us to change the lights. It's not for Christmas. It's for navigation.”
  — Jenny [141:44]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [04:24] – Tribute to The Edge and alt-rock nostalgia
• [09:01] – Getting kicked off country radio for “saying lesbian 13 times”
• [15:07–16:58] – Live bid: Denali beats Carmax
• [31:34] – John promises a free car to a needy listener
• [45:51–48:17] – DJ Pre K on sneaker culture and Christmas gifts
• [51:09–54:43] – “Rusty the Squirrel” nut heist story
• [86:16–87:01] – Cowboys vs. Eagles rivalry banter
• [101:02] – “Tony Romo’s Dad” sitcom-style storytelling
• [141:26] – Real vs. Fake News quiz
• [147:54] – Car value segment: used Lexus RX trade-in debate

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Tone, Language, and Style

The show thrives on quick wit, conversational irreverence, and improv. Hosts speak candidly—with playful jabs, off-color humor, and authentic industry talk. The tone ranges from lampooning and sarcastic to warm and earnest, particularly when helping listeners with real-life problems or celebrating nostalgia. The episode is peppered with references to pop culture, sports, and the offbeat realities of the car business.

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Conclusion

This installment of The John Clay Wolfe Show features what fans love most: a rapid-fire mix of real-time car deals, brash storytelling, cross-generational commentary on sports and music, and a cast of unforgettable characters (both on the mic and calling in). Edgy but good-natured, the show keeps listeners engaged whether they want a quick car bid, a laugh, or a slice of Americana radio.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Madonna and Britney.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that Bailey, Hannah Bailey was going to be in the studio this early this morning. Hannah, you still.

[Jenny]

She slept here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just get out of the Waffle House or what? I was just taking a break.

[Jenny]

Break from what?

[Rusty]

I got a private dance in Halton City.

[John Clay Wolf]

A private what?

[Rusty]

A private dance in Halton City.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of the Buffaloes.

[Jenny]

Some cities. Oh that's right there. Buffalo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no, the place I'm dancing is Buffalo. Oh, that's right.

[Jenny]

I don't know if I'd name a club Buffaloes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of like. So you did an after hours gig over there? I'm going to in about a half an hour. What time is it? Eight in the morning. Oh my God. What?

[Jenny]

I'm gonna be late because it's cloudy and rainy. You didn't know what time it was?

[John Clay Wolf]

This was wet outside. I can't go with my tube top looking like this. It is a little cold. Oh my God. I see. I see Madonna and Britney's eyes poking through your tube top. Can you see the winter time in my tub top? I can see the winter time. Like hello. I love winter time. I've got my brightness on. You do? Show us your headlights. Fog lamps. How much money did you make last night, hun?

[Rusty]

I don't know, like fourteen hundred dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[Rusty]

I only work four hours.

[Jenny]

I'm so in the wrong business.

[Rusty]

No, but I've been splitting chefs with cinnamon Chantail. Yeah, because she works the bar stage and she does really good on the bar stage. Yeah, but she can't get down.

[Jenny]

You got to get off the bar stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, not without help.

[Rusty]

She's one legged.

[Jenny]

Well, she's one legged.

[Rusty]

So I do the main stage and she does the bar stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I get to the bar stage, I go back to the backstage. No.

[Rusty]

And there's big money in the backstage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet.

[Rusty]

It's almost like a secret vip, right?

[Jenny]

The champagne room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Bottle service.

[Jenny]

I'm still stuck on. She's got One leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the rules on Touchy Touchy? Okay, with your hands, don't do anything.

[Rusty]

Except in the vip?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's what I don't understand. Why are the rules different in the VIP than not in the vip?

[Rusty]

Well, the rules.

[John Clay Wolf]

The law should be the law.

[Rusty]

They're not written different, but they're just different.

[Jenny]

Totally makes sense.

[Rusty]

No tube tops need apply on the vip.

[Bobbo]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf, and this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning.

[Jenny]

Come on, Johnny.

[Turley]

Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Where's she going?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. You know how those strippers are, dude. They're like herding cats. Where are they going? Where is she going? Who knows? There's guys sitting over in Halton City. Been waiting on her for four hours.

[Bobbo]

I know, but I love when she jumps up here on my lap and just starts talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

John David.

[Jenny]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You got a little trippin Daisy on this morning.

[Turley]

Yeah, we're gonna go 90s old school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little tribute to the edge that died. The Edge. That was the Edge. The Christmas that stole the Edge. For those of you out of towners, Dallas, there's a radio station that's been around for 25 years, and it took a bullet about a week or two ago. And it was the alt rock, one of the original ones in the country. And we are playing some cuts. All of our intro music today will be off of that era.

[Jenny]

They change formats. For those that don't know what that means.

[John Clay Wolf]

They change formats. They're playing Christmas music.

[Jenny]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

For now was Q102, then it was the Edge, and now it's gonna be Star Whatever. But the real Edge that I remember was 94.5.

[Jenny]

Yeah, that was. Yeah, before it moved over to.

[Turley]

And that's when they were cool. They play really deep cuts and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like this.

[Jenny]

It had no ratings.

[Turley]

Well, no, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were the zoo. After the zoo. Rabbit.

[Bobbo]

Do you remember, like, 94. Five before that?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. Weren't you on that station?

[Jenny]

No, that wasn't. That was. The guy I used to work with was on Zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Russ. Yes, he was on Zero.

[Jenny]

Yes, he was. His name. His name was Snake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we're going to. We're gonna. We're gonna. Our podcast is on our website, givemetheven.com at the bottom, there's an itunes link. Okay. And the podcast keeps growing. So I thought, you know how after the show we sit here and talk?

[Jenny]

Yep. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we do that on the mics after we're off the air and give a little cool, you know, for the podcast listeners.

[Jenny]

We start to be PC then.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh no, no, no. We can say whatever we want. The programming Nazis will not be in charge of that. So Boba, don't run naked through the halls, but you can run through with your tube top on.

[Jenny]

Yeah, I was. It's decked the halls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not.

[Bobbo]

I was once told if I referred to my program director as the programming Nazi one more time that I would be fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was your programming Nazi, Keith?

[Bobbo]

No, it was a fellow named Jay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay. Is he still there? No, we can talk about him now.

[Bobbo]

Then he was brilliant. I mean he was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was brilliant. A brilliant. Wasn't smart. He was brilliant.

[Bobbo]

He just did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He left Witchita Falls FM radio and now he's working for NASA.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz he's brilliant.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He's the coordinator of the. The Santa Tracker at norad. Which knows is a tough job, man.

[Jenny]

It is.

[Bobbo]

Especially in one night, you know, time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Do it all in one night.

[Bobbo]

There's a lot of prep that goes into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3488-7234. Our call in number in all cities is 800800 radio. No matter what city you're listening to us in. Yes, we are live this morning. We will buy your car in your town. We have long tentacles and we don't sub it out like. Well, I'm gonna give. You know, have somebody else do it. Will you do it?

[Jenny]

You actually do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The company's called givemetheven.com and that's what this show is powered by. And we're gonna be doing this until noon today. And we've been doing it for about 10 years.

[Caller]

Yep.

[Jenny]

You have to actually go to their house and pick up their car. They don't have to drive in the rain to meet you someplace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Jenny]

They actually go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suburban, Denali's. They're doing good. All the cars are coming back. Let's just as we forecast, this is the time of year when the market ticks back up. And so I'm bidding accordingly.

[Jenny]

And every week it seems like we're on a new station. Are we in? Anybody new today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Air check, 1, 2, 3. Hey, hey. New Orleans, Louisiana. Tell me if I'm on. Do you know if we're on?

[Turley]

I've not got a call from them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, but I think the Cumulus guy handled it.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if anyone's in New Orleans and listening to us in New Orleans or Huma Homa Homa what's the phone number?

[Jenny]

Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-7234. I'd like to know if we're on the air this morning on K no W. We're getting out there west of the Mississippi. East of the Mississippi.

[Turley]

So I gotta play more country then, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wr. Yeah, wrnk. Wrink. I don't know. Fron in New Orleans. Please call, let me know, because we're supposed to be. I was just kicked out of country. We got kicked out of country, but we don't want to talk about that.

[Jenny]

We got kicked out of country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we moved from country in Shreveport. We started a new station last week. And I didn't tell you this yet, Mike. No, they love us in Shreveport.

[Turley]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't told you this yet.

[Turley]

No, I just. I talked to the program director last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all good to go, and everything was great. Now we're on the ticket now. The ticket. The ticket. What happened? They said that I said lesbian 13 times. And that doesn't fly to country station.

[Jenny]

That really happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, I didn't say it 13 times. I was talking about Thanksgiving dinner. My cousin is alternative lifestyle. Sure has been forever. She's been married to this old gal for 17 years or something.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're talking football, and I'm getting school.

[Jenny]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, man, what a great radio segment.

[Bobbo]

Oh, lesbian football talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Jenny]

I remember that. And that's got somebody upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like. It scared him. It scared him.

[Jenny]

It scared him that you said lesbian.

[Turley]

Was that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was just that, yeah. Oh. When I was talking about the horses breeding each other, and one of them. My dad used to tell me that. I was like, why is that horse on the other one's back. He says he's picking the stickers out of her neck.

[Jenny]

Oh, that's terrible.

[Turley]

So we're a little too racy. So we got kicked out of country.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got kicked out of country.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You'd think in this day and age that country programmers. I mean, Holly Dunn just died last week.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

If there was ever a reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Holly a lesbian?

[Bobbo]

Lgbt equality in country music.

[Jenny]

Funny story about that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lgbt. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, anyway, I don't know, man. And there were some politics in there, too. There was a. The. The market manager took a bullet and.

[Turley]

So you got everybody fired in one week.

[Jenny]

I see what happened here. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there was some weird stuff.

[Jenny]

They don't like you talking about that, but they played Luke Bryant.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't Know, I think, man, I think we're a scapegoat. Hold on. Is Luke Brian a lesbian?

[Jenny]

Yes. Oh, and he slapped. You see the video of him slapping a guy and a concert?

[Turley]

He didn't hit him. He bitch slapped.

[Jenny]

He bitch slapped like a bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a bitch.

[Jenny]

He went slappy, slappy happy off the stage. They were. They were at a charity concert. Charlie Daniels Band Deal. So everybody in the audience is not there to see Luke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it.

[Jenny]

So people in the front row. There's some guy in the front row flipping him off, you know, and making comments. And he stepped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, look, you're looking pretty good there in them Wranglers. You some.

[Jenny]

Somebody actually had a sign that said, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you come over here and let whip your ass, basically. Did he say something like that?

[Jenny]

No. Somebody had a sign that said, hey, Luke, we can see your camel toe. They did say that. I'm so gu. And he steps off stage and slaps this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait. Luke got slapped?

[Jenny]

No, no, he. Luke did.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Luke is. He showed his manly.

[Jenny]

Slapped the guy and then walked away. Don't. He's so manly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did the guy let him do it?

[Jenny]

Because he didn't expect it. If a guy step off a stage and singing a song, did he step.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off or lean over?

[Jenny]

No, he kind of stepped down. There's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he at a place where the guy couldn't get back at him easily? Ah.

[Jenny]

It was unfairly and totally walked up on stage. What's funny is about 15 seconds into the video, he's back slapping the guy. But the song. You can still hear his vocals on the song. His mic's not even near his mouth. So he's Milli Vanilli on top of everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he is a sissy.

[Jenny]

Oh, God, it was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up, Turley. You got me kicked out of country for my sports segment.

[Turley]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, hell, we're still on, like, six other country stations. It wasn't that. No, they were just.

[Jenny]

They got something else going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what happens. Every time we go to a market, the program director's pissed. Period. End of story. Yeah, just mad angry.

[Jenny]

They don't like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So what he did was took in last week was a holiday weekend.

[Jenny]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we get a little saltier on holiday weekends because the listenership is, like, half right.

[Jenny]

Everybody's traveling and.

[John Clay Wolf]

And give the Die Hards a little extra little sauce. Yeah.

[Jenny]

To go with their turkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

To go with their turkey. Right.

[Bobbo]

Those guys listening on holiday weekends are going out of their way Usually to listen on holiday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. So I'd give them a little extra.

[Bobbo]

Reward, the long term.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what we're gonna do with the podcast at the end of the show today. The stuff that's off air.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's that. That's the idea. All right. It's cold, it's rainy and the weather outside is frightful the weather outside is frightful. Johnny Manziel.

[Jenny]

So much ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 at 10. Tony Romo's dad, Randy in the great nut heist. What?

[Jenny]

Oh, not again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Jenny]

Randy?

[John Clay Wolf]

My deposition in Houston yesterday.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ronnie Elmore Facebook posts. I've got this redneck friend dude, okay.

[Turley]

And he's reading the board, the run.

[John Clay Wolf]

List of what we're doing today, right?

[Jenny]

A rundown list.

[John Clay Wolf]

This. This buddy of mine, long time ago, high school, and he gets on Facebook and writes these posts about his wife and her sister and her family, and they're so bad. And, like, he took one last night of her, like, the sister, like, passed out on heroin, and her kids are around. If that's what he said in the Facebook post, like, he took a picture of. I don't know who it was.

[Jenny]

Okay, Somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody. But, like, tied off.

[Jenny]

God, it banged up and said it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's, like, this is really good. I hope you're proud of yourself. Everybody, look at this. I mean, he writes the damnedest ever.

[Caller]

Seen in your life.

[Turley]

So he doesn't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. He accused his. His girlfriend of sleeping with her children. Holy. On Facebook.

[Jenny]

Facebook's gonna block him. They're gonna. Soon they find out. They're gonna block him so bad.

[Turley]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab this real quick. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Who this be?

[Jenny]

God.

[Caller]

This is Caleb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caleb, where you calling from?

[Jenny]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what you got?

[Caller]

You got a 2014 finale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. Short or long?

[Caller]

Long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two or two wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[Caller]

All wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the power running boards?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so Denali's gonna have sunroof, navigation, quad captains, pearl white, clean, Carfax. Yes or no?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so hard loaded. It's got the. If it's got the power boards, it's got it all. Do you want to sell it or trade it in? Sell it. Okay. People say that all the time. They lie?

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why. Why are you just selling it? What are you gonna buy?

[Caller]

Not sure yet. Just something different.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna trade it in. So you are looking for something else?

[Caller]

Yeah, but I'm gonna sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any other bids yet?

[Caller]

I went to Carmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, don't tell me what it is. Let's. Let me hit it, and then we'll see what happens if I'm right. Okay, so 14 Denali. I will drive it 37,000 miles on 14. Pearl White, clean car facts. I'll give. I'll give 30,000. I mean $40,000. 40. How many miles it's got? 27. Okay, 27,000 miles.

[Caller]

Note 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm gonna give 20. 28. I mean 38.

[Caller]

5. 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

38. Deal. Okay, so I bought that car. What did Carmax hit it at?

[Caller]

37.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I bet him a 1500 over the radio this morning on the air. Okay. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Dallas, mansfield, young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, CarMax makes an inspection report. When you go to them, take a picture of that thing, fire it to us, and give me the vin.com and I'll buy it just off their inspection report. So you don't even have to send me pictures if it's current. When did you go there?

[Caller]

Yesterday. Before yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'll see the date, the inspection report. Do you have a title? Yes or no? Nope.

[Caller]

Straight off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When you wanna do it?

[Caller]

Probably Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong today?

[Caller]

I got stuff to do. Christmas shopping, all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, we'll come to you Monday and bring a check and just go to givemetheven.com, load it up, tell them what we talked about on the air, send me that inspection thing, and we'll send a driver over there Monday and pick it up, get you paid.

[Rusty]

Cool.

[Caller]

Good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, sir. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Y' all don't believe that I do this. I've been doing it for 10 years. Boom.

[Jenny]

First one out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

First one out of the gate spotted Denali. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out givemetheven.com sell us your car. Give me the underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roger.

[Turley]

You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And 15 sequoia. No, it's a 12 sequoia. How many miles?

[Caller]

55,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive. The SR5.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's white with gray leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a. It's a 12 of 55 Toyota Sequoia leather, but it's an SR5.

[Caller]

It's got the entertainment, the sunroof. It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling us from?

[Caller]

Plainview, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plainview, Texas. It's a 12. It's 12. It's a 12. It'S 25 grand. 25 grand. Go to givemethevent.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Matt, I've got. How much I got? 40 seconds left. 15 charger RT. Sorry I missed you earlier, by the way. I saw you there.

[Caller]

It's all good in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Which package is it?

[Caller]

It's an RT loaded. It's got every option. Sunroof, leather, nav, everything you can get on it. It's got a pro charger on the front end of it. Makes about five, I think. I dinoed at 93 octane at 591 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Tell me what Melba Toast is packing.

[Jenny]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We're gonna have to do this one off the air.

[Caller]

She's a big girl, but she's fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to do this off the air.

[Bobbo]

A big guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's too many variables here. I've got too many questions. Can you load it up into givemetheven.com?

[Caller]

Yeah. What do you think it is without the pro charger? Because I know I'm going to lose the money on the pro charger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it is a low 20s rig without the pro charger.

[Caller]

Low 20s. How about with the pro charger?

[John Clay Wolf]

See? Well, let's go to. Give me the vin.com. i'll get you a definitive offer. I've got. I've got more. I've got more questions. All right. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com. we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them. I beat him most of the time. Givemethe vin.com. we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethe vin.com.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma, Louisiana, Pennsylvania and most of Texas. Good morning.

[Jenny]

How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy must be no Eagles I'm looking at. I've got an email address in this guy. Danny, are you an Eagles fan? No. Your email's Eagle something.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, a lot of people call me Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's. That's your handle?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're from Oklahoma?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know that that's like a big fat lob ball for us. And we could have a lot of fun with that, but we won't. We'll just let it fly, man. We're just gonna let it fly. We're gonna give you a break today. We're just gonna give you a warning. Eagle shot over the bow. So a 12 Versa hatchback with 103 on it. If it's an automatic and it's straight, it's worth four grand. 3530. No, no, no, no, no. I'm overbidding this thing. Hang on. Nissan Versa, 3 to 35.

[Caller]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. You want to sell it? Not for that price.

[Rusty]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't gonna give it away. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Probably so. I'll load it up on. Give me a van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you, sir. Give me the vid.com 800-800-7234. Good morning to everyone. I left my airplane in Houston last night. Weather.

[Jenny]

Rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I wasn't gonna drive. I want to fly home this crap. Dude. Houston is so big. And I say that when I go there every few years because like a lot of times I go there and I'm in a big hurry, so I don't even look around.

[Jenny]

Look around.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but this time I did. Dallas is big. Houston's a lot bigger than Dallas. Houston is Saudi Arabia. The United States. Well, I mean, it's the energy capital. It is.

[Jenny]

Yeah. Texas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

The skyscape of Houston is the skyscape. Take all of Dallas, Fort Worth, put it together in doublet and I don't know if you're there.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's heavy.

[Jenny]

I haven't looked at the sky skyline for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see those pictures I put on my Facebook on the. On the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page when I was flying in Houston that night?

[Jenny]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There's a lot of cool buildings. The traffic sucks.

[Jenny]

Yes, that's the problem. That's why you fly in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the traffic in that picture? It looked like Christmas time.

[Jenny]

Just the red lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, red lights for miles and miles and miles on Highway 10 when I was flying in. You Baron, five four whiskey. Take a right over the Highway 10 on the corridor. Head Sugar Land. I'm like, man, I don't know nothing. I don't know where Highway 10 is. Yeah, I mean, I don't have a road map. I ain't from here.

[Jenny]

We'll pull into Texaco here and grab me a map.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I told the guy, I'm like, hey, I'm unfamiliar.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know where Highway 10 is.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, say, right, big one you're coming up on. And you'll see it from. You know, it was about 2,000ft, sure enough. But I was looking at the traffic. It's unbelievable.

[Jenny]

And what time of day was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right at sunset.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right at sunset. Gorgeous. And I was listening to my boys on 97.5, the afternoon show from there. It was fun. Cool.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to go down there for deposition.

[Jenny]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This lawsuit.

[Jenny]

You want to talk about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I can't. I mean, you can't. It's just a business transaction. Business to business.

[Jenny]

Okay. But that's a whipping. It's got to take time out of your day and. Oh, yeah, life to go down there and do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, it was a year ago, so. And it's just now coming up.

[Jenny]

Just now coming up, too, until.

[Bobbo]

You a long time assault someone?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not this time. There was no assault charges followed?

[Jenny]

No. We didn't throw anything through the window at Starbucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, No. I put a deal together. I didn't get paid as agreed. Oh, but it was monster deal. It was the biggest deal I've ever been involved in in my life.

[Bobbo]

I've had that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that one?

[Bobbo]

You get over there and what, you know, used to be 4 grams is now like 1.5. You're like, well, where's the rest of it? You know the rest?

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Money back. You asked.

[Jenny]

You got burned.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how'd you handle it?

[Jenny]

Handle it?

[Bobbo]

Handle it Like a pro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. What'd you do?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, this is. Hey, man, this is. This is.

[Jenny]

You don't take him to court.

[Bobbo]

Contraband business. This ain't contraband, friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know. Yeah.

[Jenny]

So is there a body somewhere?

[Bobbo]

No, but there was a cab somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

All right, man, seriously, don't play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. Dropped a brother over. Over a cut bag.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. You stay right there. Was it Flock of Seagulls, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you get your money?

[Rusty]

What?

[Jenny]

Say what again?

[Bobbo]

I dare you. I double dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this has taken a year and we've done nothing. Should I. What. What do you charge?

[Bobbo]

What do I charge?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, you might. I mean, if you've had success in collections.

[Bobbo]

We'll talk about.

[Jenny]

I don't think you want Bobble doing this. I don't think we should talk about it on the radio. Personally, I don't know.

[Turley]

This seems incriminating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Happens to somebody, they're gonna play this back in court.

[Turley]

Well, then we'll all be at a different.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all parody, man.

[Jenny]

I know it's all jokes, but I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was sitting there with that lawyer all day, and he's like, you know. What's your name? John. What's your last name?

[Jenny]

Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your middle name? Clayton. I thought you had more than one middle name. Well, if you know the answers, why are you asking me? John Clayton Ferguson. Wolf. Okay.

[Jenny]

So are you in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What high school did you go to?

[Jenny]

Are you in the deposition, like, in an office? Are you in a court office? Okay, yeah, I've done that, too. God, that's a whipping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it lasted like five hours.

[Jenny]

You say nothing. That's a. That's the point. Say absolutely nothing. My lawyer looked at me and went, you're good. I said, I learned to lie from the best. The guy I worked with, he told me, he goes, when you go to a deposition because he got Paul Day. He says you say absolutely nothing. That you don't add anything, don't expound on anything, do yes no's, and I don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on hold, quick. Yeah, it was. It was. Yes, it was a notch. I. I told plenty. I don't care. Truth is truth. 04, Malibu. Max. Are you from Oklahoma, too, Mike?

[Caller]

No, I'm actually from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Is it raining down there?

[Caller]

No, it's raining like a. It's raining like crazy, and I'm sitting in this traffic. You were. You were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. How many miles are on the max?

[Caller]

About 185.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll let you keep that one, Mike. I'm gonna let you hang on to that. That thing is too special. It's too special. I would not feel good about taking that away from you. Hey, I've got to go to. I gotta go to break, man. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio right here. Be here all morning. Numbers 800-800-7234, which is remembered by 800-800-RADIO. Or just go to our website, givemetheven.com givemethevin.com be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the truth John Claywolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesale sailor in all of Texas. GiveMeTheVin.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you can. Good morning everyone. Sherry online one in Louisiana wants to know would I give her a free card? Sherry. Sherry, hi. It's funny you mentioned that cuz I gave an employee a free card this week. Wow, Sean.

[Caller]

I've been disabled and have been without my Jeep since 2009. At that time I've had colon cancer. I have fell off the roof and broke my wrist and arm this last month.

[Jenny]

What were you doing on the roof?

[Caller]

I'm in a camper and I was painting that stuff on it to keep it from leaking because it leaks and I'm an old granny and I do it myself because I have no help but I have to walk 15 miles into the grocery store and back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live out Highway 190 in Swidel. It's about 15 miles from the city limit.

[Bobbo]

Fifteen miles from the grocery store.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where she lives. Well, we get cars down there that we don't like that we don't want to keep. So like cheap cars.

[Caller]

I just need something to get me.

[Rusty]

Back and forth to the doctor and the grocery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW in a similar contact info. I can't deliver it today, but I'll come up with something. I'm sorry. Give me the vi. Givemethe vin.com and click. It says email jcw.

[Rusty]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll go straight to my email. My name is John Clay Wolf. That's who JCW is.

[Rusty]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'll have to get on somebody's Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD is skeptical.

[Jenny]

I'm not only skeptical. What you just did is you fed the cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You be careful.

[Jenny]

You fed.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It's Christmas time.

[Jenny]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Jenny]

Holiday season, get 450,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been asking my old lady to give me something since Thanksgiving. Ain't got nothing. So I feel like maybe if I give, then you. If you give, you shall receive.

[Jenny]

Old granny on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's really what I was thinking. If I give her a $300 throw down car, maybe I'll get something on the other side, cuz. Good. Good Lord, Baby Jesus is going to be thinking about me.

[Jenny]

Yes, Lord, that's what's going to happen.

[Bobbo]

Show you right. You know you right.

[Turley]

All right.

[Bobbo]

J.D. ryan, you should stop being so cynical. I'm cynical. Cynical about your brothers, your fellow man.

[Jenny]

I'm logical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles. I saw. When I was in Houston yesterday off 59. I saw brother what's his name down there in Houston. Brother. The Lakewood Church, brother Joel Osteen. Holy hell.

[Jenny]

Be careful talking about Joel Osteen now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Jenny]

Why? You see all those people in Houston, lots of them love him and lots of them go to that church a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not talking bad. I just can't believe my eyes. The size of that place. I mean, I know it's been there forever, but then he fills it up like two or three times a day and day.

[Jenny]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean he.

[Jenny]

And he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like. I'm like. He's like me of churching.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm like the man of used cars, right? He's the man at church. Yeah. I think he makes more money than me though.

[Jenny]

I believe he could. He got a $15 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes a little more money than I believe he could. I don't know. I ain't saying nothing.

[Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan, you got to think about your. Your fellow mans out in the world. I'm thinking, you know, Joel Osteen got his own church.

[Jenny]

I know he does. And he doing good.

[Bobbo]

Nobody saying nothing bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to keep Your mind where.

[Bobbo]

The sunshine in when you put but.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re on the Let the sun shine.

[Bobbo]

In and you see the light I.

[Jenny]

Let the light Can I get amen for the light?

[Bobbo]

Lord, Lord Feeling the light Feeling the light shine on J.D. ryan shine your light on J.D. ryan. It be just like an opening credits of H and R. Puffing stuff. Magic Flute gonna sing to you. Lord, Lord, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio is our number. If you'd like to talk to Reverend Charles, 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. He can give you a blessing and I'll give you a bid on your car. You come through here and you'll get a bit of your car and bless. We got used cars and Jesus right here all morning long. Oh, dear God.

[Jenny]

Drive through church full of Jesus spinning. I'm getting the vapors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come through the appraisal lane online, get you an appraisal from. Give me the vin.

[Jenny]

An appraisal. Appraisal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appraisal. And then we'll also send you a blessing through the Internet.

[Jenny]

Oh, my God. We putting the pray back at appraisal.

[John Clay Wolf]

The praise back at appraisal.

[Jenny]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, I'm feeling it.

[Jenny]

Put Diet Coke to my nose.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great.

[Bobbo]

See that sunlight, man.

[Jenny]

Stickers putting the praise back in the praise.

[John Clay Wolf]

If all you people moving out of the country after the presidential election, y' all gonna need to sell your car to somebody.

[Jenny]

The best.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't leave it behind. So we'll get that too. What a great tag. We'll bless you on your new journey over to Canada and Mexico.

[Bobbo]

Wherever you heading us fix the deal out.

[John Clay Wolf]

More love then John Clay Wolf can appraise.

[Bobbo]

Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.

[Jenny]

Bring it on.

[Bobbo]

Say joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joy. All right, Johnny Manziel. Why is he on our board to today? Is he coming in?

[Jenny]

He's been. He has a dismissal agreement with prosecutors who will require the Heisman Trophy winning quarterback to meet conditions for a year before being cleared of his domestic violence charge. That's number one. And then he also could be losing. End up losing a lawsuit. He was basically got in a bar fight in Austin when this was.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he score? Like, if it was an MMA deal, like, what was his score been? I mean, did he hang?

[Turley]

Oh, I don't know if he won two rounds or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Out of three.

[Jenny]

Talking about the bar fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Oh, he just punched the bartender in the face. Eric Newton was his name. Works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny's here.

[Jenny]

Yeah, Johnny. Oh, he's here.

[Bobbo]

Me too much for Johnny Walker, man.

[Jenny]

Why you punch a bartender, man?

[Bobbo]

I Was trying to high five that knee.

[Jenny]

Oh, no, not according to the story, you weren't. Yeah, the guy were talking bad about you, so you went and punched him in the. The face. No.

[Bobbo]

Give newspaper.

[Jenny]

He's suing for $200,000 chip change. Not for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on hold. Not for you. Who's suing for 200,000? Chuck in Oklahoma. Bartender, we got a Chuck in Oklahoma on line one. Chuck, what you got?

[Caller]

I'm just. I sold a really nice truck to you guys early in November. That's saying how great the experience was, and everything went real smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the check clear yet?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Yep. I even sent you a couple extra keys that I found afterward. I felt so good about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of truck was.

[Caller]

Was a 2013 Ram. 1500 crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? I don't remember it yet.

[Caller]

It only had. Right at 50,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember it. Well, that's cool. I'm glad that a lot of people don't believe that we do what we do. You know, you go to givemetheven.com or just call into this show. We buy cars, and it turns into money quickly. And it just sounds too good to be true to people that don't know. So you calling in helps.

[Caller]

I was a. I was a little skeptical myself at first, you know? You know, could I made more selling it privately? Probably, but just the hassle of that made it so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Did we make your payoff or was there a clear title?

[Caller]

There was a payoff on it, and that worked. People came up, brought me one check, and, you know, after the title all cleared, the second check came and. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the lady, what was it, a tag team? Like a heavier set? Guy and his old lady?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Okay. Did you pull that tape, Turley?

[Jenny]

What?

[Turley]

No. I don't know if we want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Jenny]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

Just making a decision there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll talk about it. During the break, I had a funny story about them, okay. They thought that I cut their pay, okay, because we changed the pay program on how we deliver the cars, how we're paying the transporters. So they thought that I pay cut their pay to 15 cents an hour. So she turned me into the labor board.

[Jenny]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God, dude, this is. And then they didn't realize it was 15 cents a mile plus. Plus, she's making more money now on the new pay plan than she was on the old. But I have to jack with the damn state.

[Jenny]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Welcome to business in the U.S. stupid people. I'm sorry. That and I hate say to call. I like them, they're nice folks, but that was stupid.

[Jenny]

Yeah, it was very stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very stupid. I. I told her. I was like, hey, you know, if I thought I smelled weed on you and I called the cops and they come shook you down, yeah, Would you appreciate that?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, well, you kind of did that to me.

[Jenny]

Should have brought it to me and just said, you still work here, right?

[Turley]

Worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, Chuck, thank you for calling in.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, dude. See? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Jenny]

Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, 15 cents a mile is what I pay the drivers to come get them, plus a per diem. So if they're complaining about not getting paid enough, then give them a tip. We'll be right back. All right, let's do it, folks.

[Jenny]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, is actually the home base.

[Turley]

Of my next guest who are here tonight to perform a song from their most recent album.

[Jenny]

Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please join me in giving a real warm welcome to Tripping Daisy.

[Bobbo]

There's no common ground I'm sick inside myself.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning for everyone who just turned in. You hear some weird music this morning? It's because we're paying a tribute to a radio station that Dallas lost 25 year station. Alt rock, the Edge. And these are some bands that. That helped shape that station.

[Jenny]

Alternative rock, would you call it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I called it alt rock. I don't. What. What was it back then?

[Turley]

It was all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, all right, whatever. It was good. It was fun. It was my younger years. Really. Yeah. You know, I was a concert promoter back then. That's right. I used to do this band.

[Jenny]

You promoted them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Jenny]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, at the bomb factory at our place in Fort Worth. The toadies. I called Lisa this. I sent her a text this morning. My buddy. That's a basis for the toady. I don't know if she's gonna come up and join us today or not. She doesn't live too far from the studio. But anyway, yeah, it was fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Robert. An 07 Crown Vic. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather. Well, the actual. The front seats cloth. The back seat's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a cop car. It's 500 bucks. It's nothing. It's. It's a cop car. It's. It back up, you know, 30ft and throw it from the three point line. See if it makes it through the hoop. It's Nothing. It's a 500 rig. Cop cars are junk. They come off those public sales. The government sales. Yeah, you can't make any other cop car. I mean you. I can throw bob on the back of an orange suit and make a bunch of have fun with it running up down the highway. And that's. There's value to that. That's 500 worth of fun. 2012 LTZ. A half ton with 40,000 miles. Big lift. Nav leather. Is it Damon or Bayman?

[Caller]

It's Damon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damon. I like this truck. Nav roof, six inch lift. This is BDS lift. Is that the brand of the lift?

[Caller]

Got the brand of lift with box tension on it. 35 inch nettles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

Oh, about 30 maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 12. We're going in 17.

[Caller]

I bought it in 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a five year. Yeah, but the model year. So it's a five year old truck with 40 on it. But it's got all the gear. Upper 20s, mid 20s, upper 20s. What's it take to buy it?

[Bobbo]

29.

[John Clay Wolf]

29. Okay, do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, give me the VIN number and back off of it. Give me the side shot so I can see all of it. People like send me pictures of like the gas lid.

[Jenny]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Non swear, back off and give me the money shot. And then, and then open the, Open the driver door and take me a shot so I can see the interior. And say takes 29 grand. And I talk to John on the radio and I will say I'll write back. I'll give 29 grand or I'll write back as close as I can get to it.

[Caller]

Alrighty, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller]

I got a $7,000 over on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we handle that too. Cool. Good morning. You're on there. Who this be?

[Caller]

It is Chris out of Dr. Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Chris, what you got?

[Caller]

I got an 07 Chevy Avalanche LTZ Navin. 140,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation roof?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 7,000? Buy it, what's your payoff?

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't owe anything on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 140 or 130?

[Caller]

140. Actually 141. Just hit 141.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it and how nice is it?

[Caller]

It's real nice. I'm a one time owner. My wife just drives it for all these years or driving kids back and forth to school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean I thought it would be closer to like to like 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are knocking us out. I, I may be too low. I am too low, I'll admit. But I, I just got to get it started. I, I just want to, you know, I hit you at 7. If you can come back at 8 or 9, I can buy the truck. It's got 140 on it. On a 07. Yeah. Yeah, that's about it. That's it. I'll give 8 or 9 go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you want to sell it. I'll get you check if you want to. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. These milers, you got to hit them in the gut a little bit to get them. Whoa. Woke up because they, they, they don't understand that these cars are going, they're going to zero.

[Jenny]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You've heard people call me this morning on a something something with 180. I said keep it, keep it. Can I give you a hundred dollars to keep it? I don't want it. They're, they, they, they, they, they mile out and they're done. Yeah. Guys, it, what's weird though is it it looks like the same car as the one that brought 30,000. Sure.

[Jenny]

Similar body style, but too many miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not similar, sometimes identical. But the mileage is, is the kicker.

[Jenny]

You should give it to that old lady that fell off the roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was going to give her that, that one in a Houston cop car.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Miley cars. You, you hit them in the gut.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hit him in the gut.

[Bobbo]

Body punch, body punch, knockout.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you just gotta. I mean, let's talk real turkey. We're talking about 150000 mile car. We're gonna have a normal conversation or a stupid conversation. If it's stupid, then I've got other people to talk to.

[Jenny]

People dream and they want to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm not trying to be me.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just is what it is. We buy and sell 200 cars a week. Don't have time to jack with the, with the people that hadn't figured out yet which, which on the junk milers. So what's your question? I brought in my, my pro, my intern DJ Pre K. Get over here. What's it doing, man?

[Jenny]

He's coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's cracking? He's, he's our white, black, black, white kid.

[Jenny]

Okay. I have A question I'm getting ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got his Houston Rockets gear on today. Look at him with a satin jacket. Sound what it do now?

[Jenny]

You haven't always talked like this, though, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you.

[Jenny]

There was a time when you decided to be this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, when I was born.

[Jenny]

Okay, when you were born at 3 years old, this is the way you talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Out the womb, man.

[Jenny]

All right, let me ask the question then. I'm. I got a Christmas angel I got off the tree and I gotta buy him tennis shoes. What's a cool brand of tennis shoes that I can pay to buy this kid? He's 12, 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

It depends on what kind of bread you're trying to spare.

[Jenny]

Well, you know, it's a Christmas gift for a kid. I don't know, but I don't want to be cheap, and I want to go to Walmart.

[Turley]

What's the most expensive you can do?

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[Jenny]

Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you go on top of the line, you know, something. Something easy to find. You know, you can go some Jordans or some Timberlands.

[Jenny]

How much are Jordans?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go and look at around 200.

[Turley]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's giving for a pair of dog covers.

[Jenny]

Spend it on my own kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have that kid looking fly.

[Jenny]

Okay, I got two bills.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Jenny]

Okay, Jordans. And where do I get those?

[Turley]

Oh, you could go to the mall, you know.

[Jenny]

Okay, to the mall? The mall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ball in the mall.

[Jenny]

Is there anything else other than Jordans that's cool?

[Turley]

If you're looking at the lower price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Range, you know, you might want to go for maybe some Adidas or some Reeboks. You know, you might be looking.

[Jenny]

I can still go around 80 something. Are Nike still cool with the swish? Yeah. Oh, those are Jordans. Okay. I have no clue, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you wearing, DJ Prek?

[Turley]

I'm wearing some Reeboks. I'm keeping it classic, you know.

[Jenny]

Okay, got it. Okay, got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. We always appreciate. Appreciate your updates already. So you. You like the Rockets already? I'm. I'm not too big of a fan of the Rockets, you know, I just had to have the white and red hat to match the jacket. Yeah, I think you're into the gear. I've noticed you Saturday after Saturday, you, you, you. You're more into the colors of the gear than the teams. Got to match it up, man. Okay. And all. Hey, everybody's got their priorities. I understand. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Jenny]

What happens. Can I ask you one more question? What happens when you go home around your around your parents, when you talk.

[Turley]

This way, my mama says what it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do right back, man.

[Jenny]

Does she really?

[Turley]

Sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I bet we need to hear that conversation. Could you tape a conversation of you and your folks talking?

[Bobbo]

I would love it.

[Turley]

I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love it. I would love it. I would love it. Reggie, good morning. You're on the air.

[Jenny]

Thank you.

[Caller]

Reggie, the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can't hear it. Good morning. You're on there. Who's this? Who this be?

[Caller]

Yes, my name is Kyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Kyle.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just having fun.

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 2010 Raptor. Got about 122,000 on it. It's sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, 17. 17 grand?

[Caller]

17 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 to 18. You said 120?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 70. I had that same truck this week.

[Caller]

That don't seem like a lot of money for that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the same on mine, but I, I, I, I. You know, the best way to learn how some what, what something's worth is to take an ass kicking on it one time. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, a lot more than what's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take to buy it. It's your car.

[Caller]

I give about 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to give me the vin.com. maybe I just got unlucky with mine. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say it takes 20, and we'll make a decision if we want to buy. I may roll the dice again if I like the way yours looks. I just got my, I just got hammered on one, but I mean I've made a lot of money on raptors over the years too, so I'm, I'm not afraid to going back up to the pump plate and try again more time.

[Caller]

I appreciate your time, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Calling from Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas. Cool, man. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rusty the Squirrel.

[Jenny]

We got a request for the squirrel and or whatever on Facebook.

[Turley]

I believe he's Randy and he's a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Turley]

He's gonna be pissed off when he.

[Jenny]

Comes in here from Facebook. I'm not saying it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Call in if you want to sell us your car. Just go to give me the v I n givemetheven.com Also, new car dealers in all cities. I need about five dealers to test a new product that I've made where you can get our bids from your desktop. Not even have to talk to us like a straight money line to us. We Created a new computer program just for managers. Managers? Yeah, Used car managers. High line, low line, but only new car franchise for right now. If you go to givemetheven.com and push email. John said, I'd like to be in your test pool. I think you'll be extremely impressed with what we've built we've been working on for about seven years.

[Jenny]

Cool. And this is a beta testing?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a beta test. It's getting ready to be released. But I want to. I want to start ironing out a couple more wrinkles on. We've got some ideas anyway. Yeah. New car dealers that want a wholesale solution that will blow your mind away. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw. And we'll give it to you for free on the front side for a couple of months so we can figure this out.

[Jenny]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Randy. Rusty.

[Bobbo]

What's his name?

[Jenny]

Randy. And he's a chipmunk.

[Rusty]

Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys. What's going on? Good morning.

[Jenny]

What's up?

[Rusty]

I'm sweating a little bit.

[Jenny]

You do? You look hot and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the holidays.

[Jenny]

You look disheveled.

[Rusty]

I'm tired.

[Jenny]

Oh, you're tired. What have you been doing?

[Rusty]

I've been trying to get everything together for Christmas. It's trying to keep it all together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

Still have nuts for everybody till spring.

[Jenny]

Oh, is that okay? Yeah, you got to kind of measure them out. It is winter.

[Rusty]

Well, tell you the truth, I think it's got more to do with the great nut disparity.

[Jenny]

A what?

[Rusty]

You know, like chipmunks have been saving nuts all year long.

[Jenny]

Well, yeah, you have to.

[Rusty]

But squirrels, a lot of them just won't do it.

[Jenny]

Well, no.

[Rusty]

Depending on where you live.

[Jenny]

Well, they've been. Yeah. Run from dogs.

[Rusty]

It's also first time of year you get a lot of non violent chipmunk crime, namely nut burglary.

[Jenny]

There's nuts.

[Rusty]

Hey, hey. It takes a lot of nuts to feed an extended family of 30 or 40 chipmunks. We have a little rite of passage.

[Jenny]

Oh, is there?

[Rusty]

For all the young buck chipmunks and.

[Jenny]

Us dads, there's an actual ceremony.

[Rusty]

Yeah, we're getting several families together too because it takes like 20 of us to get it done. We pull off giant heist. A heist at the all night Walmart superstore.

[Jenny]

No.

[Rusty]

Where they got that big old nut bin. Yeah, yeah, buddy. I talk about walnuts, peanuts, cashew nuts and almonds and hazelnuts, Brazil nuts, pecans.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Rusty]

And sometimes maybe a carton of Winston's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Jenny]

Don't steal cigarettes.

[Rusty]

So here's how it goes. We all get inside while the stalkers are going on. Break it. 3:00am okay. And while the night helps, all outside smoking, right? The little chipmunks all go to the back and break into the egg counters in the refrigerator aisle and run them up to the front in tandem and throw them on the floor in the main action alley. Leaving a trail of runny yellow egg destruction all the way to the back of the store.

[Jenny]

Let's have this figured out.

[Rusty]

It's a mess. So while they're doing the egg work, us more experienced professionals to stuff as many of them produce bags as full as we can to drag. Make for the shopping cart door. And we always make the haul. One time my cousin Rudy slipped on the egg and fell down on his way out. Scattered his nuts all over the floor and twisted his hind leg. But you know what? He sued.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him.

[Jenny]

He sued?

[Rusty]

Yeah. He won.

[Jenny]

No, we didn't.

[Rusty]

Like 60,000 nuts.

[Jenny]

Oh, God. Went to court. Really?

[Rusty]

Now that Thanksgiving's behind us.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

Time to get Christmas on. Y' all have a good Thanksgiving.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was great.

[Jenny]

It was a great Thanksgiving.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

How.

[Jenny]

What does chipmunks do for Thanksgiving?

[Rusty]

Well, just probably same as you do.

[Jenny]

Oh, really?

[Rusty]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Turkey and dressing in cranberries.

[Rusty]

Oh, God, no.

[Jenny]

Oh, no.

[Rusty]

We wouldn't know where to start. You ever been around a turkey?

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

They're just crazy.

[Jenny]

I know.

[Rusty]

Let me try to talk to the turkey sometime. Turkeys are like the Pentecostals of the animal world. Everything they say is like. Besides that. Every chipmunk knows in an omnivorous environment.

[Jenny]

Omnivorous?

[Rusty]

A turkey will eat your ass. Yeah.

[Caller]

Not.

[Rusty]

No. Me. No. Gracias. Gracious. No matter.

[Jenny]

I got you. I never knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rusty.

[Rusty]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you, man. Randy. Randy. Randy. Randy. Reggie. 03 Nissan Frontier crew cab with a buck 15 on it. Is it sticker an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

We submitted pictures to y' all on Thanksgiving Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Of this truck. And, and, and y'. All. Sent to my girlfriend's email. Offer back. And it was real low. And so I just wanted to call and try to clear this up because.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

55.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give four grand if it's nice. I'll get four grand if it's nice. It's. Oh, three. You know, it's old.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Caller]

Well, that's at Least better. That's better than what they offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Thanksgiving. Here's what. It doesn't matter. And I'm sorry about that, but what happened? We got inundated over those holidays, and we've talked about it. They just. There were a lot of bids that didn't get done properly, but in on the low side, but just like you. You're coming back, and. And we're working them out and giving more and correcting it. You know what matters, dude. I mean, we. We always. Hey. Oh, thanks. We always throw an offer out there. Nobody wants to take it. It doesn't matter if we said $5 or $50 or $5,000. Everybody's gonna say no, no matter what. If I offered you seven grand for that truck out of the gate, you say, I'll take 7,500. I mean, everybody's got so much damn wiggle in them, you know, it's just starting. It's a starting place. But what we do do is once we commit, people need to commit because we start spending money on the deal in transport, payoffs, accounting, all this stuff. If you say I own it, I own it, and. But Anyway, I'll give four grand. Hell, I may get 4,500. Let me. Let me pull the deal up when we get off the air or my guys in the buyer's room. Reggie Maurer. Ma.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is under. It's under Tony Cheek, okay? The owner, he's a buddy of mine. He just don't know how to work a computer or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Tony Cheek, guys, pull it up and see if we want to give 5,500. Cinnamon offer for four grand, if it looks right, and maybe 4,500. All right. Thanks, man. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars right here on this radio station.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of loving. You go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. About a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money. We run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the bin dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

68 Vent Stingray, huh? Hey, Wayne, an 09 Accord EXP6 with 100 on it. Is it like six or seven grand? Six. Six grand. What do you want for it? What's next? Buy it.

[Caller]

Well, I was thinking more like eight, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're thinking retail? I'm thinking wholesale. Put me down for 6 to 6. 500. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up in. Look. Let's look at the pics and pull them in.

[Radio Announcer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

10Xlt super crew is 62 wheel drive. It's got to be worth mid teens, John. Like 13, 14, maybe 15. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There you go. Yeah. 13, 14, 50. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it, Brian. A 68 vet stingray. That's the. I forgot that body style. I gotta see it. I bought one of these the other day. Brian, are you there? Yeah, 60, 68 Mike.

[Turley]

Has it got chrome bumpers?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a stingray. Yeah, it's got chrome bumpers, right, Brian?

[Caller]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this body style. I can't quite play. This car's not very expensive yet. I like them. I like the aisle. Does it have the big block?

[Caller]

Yeah, 400.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a four. It's not a 400 even, is it four?

[Caller]

450. Four something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that. Four something. Hey, and it's a convertible. It's got 68, 000 miles on a scale of one to ten. How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's excellent. It's on the retro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Tell me how much I can buy it for. Do you know what. What it takes to buy it? Just ten grand by it.

[Caller]

About the high. I look about the high 40s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you better have a special, special, special special car.

[Caller]

Oh, it's. It's. It's meant.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to get in the VIN dot com. We'll look. Yeah, 68 high 40s, man. That's. That's that. That's 64 money. Different body stuff. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywell. I buy cars on the air.

[Bobbo]

State Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T carry me too far [e-mail]. we buy a thousand cars a month, and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say, if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat him most of the time. Give me the version vin.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Give me the VIN.com.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first person that calls in and says what song this is in, the band gets nothing, but they get bragging rights because this is kind of an undergrounder.

[Jenny]

Get absolutely nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Call in. I'll buy your car. Phil, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are.

[Caller]

On a rainy Saturday I know this voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Phil? Yeah.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's my Ferrari. Phil.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferrari Phil. What's up, Phil? Phil works at the Ferrari Dallas.

[Jenny]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What you got, man? I see 13. I see. How about it? I see 13. Porsche Carrera S cab, 3,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

It's basalt black with the luxury beige interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferrari, Phil. They wear the. The 400 shoes, and they can't say black. He's got to say basalt black. He can't say tan. It's got to be luxury beige. But that's cool.

[Caller]

It's a Porsche. You know, they get mad if you don't get the name right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you're. When you're describing these Ferraris to customers, I mean, do you mean, like, what are the reds? How many. How many shades of reds are there?

[Caller]

Well, the. The red that people are most familiar with is Rosa corsa. So it's part of the fun of Ferrari is knowing the names of the.

[Bobbo]

Colors does a tremendous job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. How much are the shoes that you have on your feet right now? What did they cost?

[Caller]

Well, today, since it's raining, I'm wearing tennis shoes. I think they cost me 70 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. Okay.

[Jenny]

So what's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you're not a real high line guy unless you have. Have a. His name. Well, no, he's got a cool last name. What's your last name?

[Caller]

Antonone.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, See you gotta have a cool name. And you've got to have 400 shoes to sell Highline Lux cars over 100 grand. It's just the way if you have it like if your name's J.D. ryan, you'd have to change your name.

[Jenny]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a pen name.

[Jenny]

Yeah. Like Wallace Edwards, Ryan Eddy.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, let me write that down. I'll give you a mention.

[Jenny]

Ferrari of Dallas.

[Caller]

And if you can't remember my name, I always tell people I'm the only good looking ball headed Italian guy here.

[Jenny]

What's the. What's the cheapest car you have on the lot? I should say less expensive. The lowest, probably 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

I go car, I go over there every week.

[Caller]

I mean new pre owned or let's.

[Jenny]

Go with prime something.

[Caller]

I go to Ford on the Ferrari side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Right now.

[Jenny]

Right. Something I could get into.

[Caller]

I've got a 2010 Ferrari California.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

With under 10000 miles. It's listed for 132. 9.

[Jenny]

Okay, just checking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have, I have one with 17000 miles. I'll sell you cheaper.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. It's sitting in West Palm Beach, Florida.

[Bobbo]

Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y' all are so snobby over there. You wouldn't buy mine cuz it's too miley. It's too miley, John. It's just too many miles.

[Caller]

Not true, not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now these guys handle primo. If you want naming, you go to naming and they're naming.

[Jenny]

Okay, can you see me driving my ford escape into 13 Porsche Carrera?

[Caller]

Yeah, Carrera S cab. Had a client come in last night trying to put a deal for him together this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's got the Bose audio package, it's got the PDK premium 14 way seats, the 20 inch Carrera classic wheels. The Chrono package, original MSRP was 127.

[John Clay Wolf]

820 130,000 list. I bought this same car in New Orleans with 3,000 miles but in gray a week ago. And I sold mine for 77. But yours is black tan.

[Caller]

Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this car, it says 3000. Is it like gonna turn three fixing turn three or is it already turned?

[Caller]

No, it's actually last night I had 22007 95.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 2800 miles that makes a difference in these kind of cars. So yes, I got 77. It's black tan. This curl bring a thousand more. Maybe two because of the colors. I'll give, I'll give what I sold the other one for. I'll give 77. Okay. Does that Work.

[Caller]

Let me work my deal. I'll give you a call back. Yeah, thanks as always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy will be over there Monday with drafts in hand if. If we pick up what we got. Thanks, man.

[Turley]

Good.

[Caller]

Enjoy the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Phil, do you have any Ferrari specials for the listeners this morning?

[Caller]

Well, you know, we always say, you know, the key costs you like 100, 120 grand, you know, and then you get the car for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, go see Philip Ferrari, Dallas. And that is not a paid plug, by the way. Thanks for calling in.

[Caller]

I appreciate it, man.

[Jenny]

Thanks for the help.

[Caller]

Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye bye. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4, 8. You thought I was kidding about these guys with fancy names?

[Jenny]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a different world.

[Jenny]

Yeah, we got one for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went over there one day and, like, spent damn near a million.

[Jenny]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two cars that McLaren, they've got a McLaren over there that we've been negotiating on. I'm up there yet. We'll be right back. Mark and 06, Ben's escape. 30 with great miles. Is it a sport package? Mark? Mark with the 06 Mercedes. Is this car a sport package? This S430.

[Caller]

Hold on a second.

[Jenny]

Yeah, we're not doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got eight seconds.

[Caller]

What sports package?

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean? Sport package, AMG wheels and the skirts all the way around.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, I'm thinking 06 old body style. 30,000 miles. Great for miles. Non support base. It's like surprisingly lower than what you're thinking. Trust me. Probably 8, 9, 10. I need to see it, though. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. Let's look. 800. 800 radio. You can call in. I'll bid your car. Just go to Give me the VIN. Giveme the VIN.com. every city. Yes, your city too. We will come out there, check in hand. We buy cars every day, every minute.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO, or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sing it, Bob.

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Turley, what's going on?

[Turley]

I was forced by you to play this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

You weren't forced by me. I would never, ever.

[Turley]

When I got a text at 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the morning, what's going.

[Bobbo]

You're just like a. I would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just. You're busting my balls because I went to the Jingle Ball.

[Turley]

Oh. I was like, no way. John, did you actually go to this crap?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did the Kiss FM Jingle Ball. Why not? Hey, man, the Backstreet Boys were playing.

[Jenny]

Seriously? The pop station in town is just the jingle.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wife wanted to go to this. The wife? She's 31. This was her Led Zeppelin?

[Jenny]

Yeah, you bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jenny]

She'll be going to the Second Chance Prom next year. I'm sure they do that every year, too.

[Bobbo]

Who else played the. Who else played the Jingle Ball?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucas Graham. The Danish dude? Yeah. Well, you know, she's from Copenhagen, so that was why she wanted to go see him.

[Jenny]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And AB is coming to the country, and, you know, her is the ABBA girl, and she wants her to do backup vocals on the tour and. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Huge.

[Jenny]

That means she'll travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't know. I mean, maybe for a couple of dates, but. I mean, we got too many kids for her. But we have four children. There's no way she's gonna go on the road and leave me with all those damn kids.

[Bobbo]

Was that the full bill Backstreet?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there was a lot of them. There was Meghan Trainor. I don't know any of her songs. I actually went to the bar during her set and. With who?

[Turley]

Was there other fathers there or dads there or old men?

[John Clay Wolf]

There was. Yeah, there were. There was a VIP thing, and I met Lucas Graham, and she didn't. She was mad. She was late.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Turley]

Do you have a lot to talk to him about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted to brag that. I was like, who's Lucas Graham? Which one? Which one of y' all is Lucas?

[Jenny]

I bet that one over. Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I married your kind. You know that? Yeah, I'm married to one of your.

[Bobbo]

Kind One of your kind.

[Jenny]

That'S always big backstage when you ask who the guy is.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's wearing popular. You know, I DJ a lot of dances and weddings. And stuff. Kid dances and stuff. Lucas Graham's very popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids.

[Turley]

See you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

There.

[Turley]

Man, you would have been so out of place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it was a packed house. Who else? It was the chain smokers.

[Bobbo]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was at the bar for that one too.

[Turley]

You were at the bar the whole time?

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched Lucas Graham. I watched the Backstreet Boys and I watched the Fifth Harmony. They were kind of hot. They have some booty shaking. But the big video boards, you know, since it was like a family affair, they were cutting that ass off.

[Jenny]

Get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jenny]

Is this them?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this?

[Turley]

That's just thinking about them.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. But what was hilarious. So at American Airlines center, this thing was packed. I've never seen it this packed. It was loaded. And then. And you know, I'm thinking Freebird Lighters.

[Jenny]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bet.

[Jenny]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Turley. He's so good.

[Jenny]

What?

[Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now it's. It's cell phones with the light on.

[Jenny]

With the lights. Yeah, we got that. Of course, my. I had the same experience this week when I was at the Jim Brickman concert at the Bass hall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

A little different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody held up cell phones and lights.

[Jenny]

Yeah. When he did it. Really, he did a beautiful song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell's Jim Bergman?

[Jenny]

There we go.

[Turley]

Who is he?

[Jenny]

The Ant. Who is he? Okay. No one knows. He's. He's a pianist. Pimento piano. He wrote Valentine. Martina McBride. A lot of beautiful piano music. The complete opposite of the concert you went to.

[Turley]

How about that?

[Bobbo]

He's a pianist.

[Jenny]

Pianist.

[Turley]

He's a penis.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody, like, when they're really feeling it big time, when they're really feeling the. The soul, they held up their light.

[Jenny]

Wait. Yeah. He did a beautiful Christmas song by piano. And everybody held the lights up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he sing?

[Jenny]

Yes, he does sing.

[Bobbo]

He sing Piano Man.

[Jenny]

He did not.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that sucks.

[Jenny]

That's Billy Joel.

[Bobbo]

He should have done that.

[Jenny]

That's a different guy.

[Bobbo]

But every keyboardist that I ever see, that's not Billy Joel or Elton John always plays Piano Man. Philadelphia Freedom. Rock out.

[Jenny]

First of all, it's a holiday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beers at that deal. They had free beer in the thing we had.

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, free beer is hard.

[Jenny]

Tough to turn down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It rolls too easy on you. Yeah.

[Turley]

Did you yell play some Skinner point?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not. But I, I. What was great is what? Watching like the 40 year old guys singing Backstreet Boys song. Every song.

[Jenny]

Hurting my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was.

[Jenny]

You give me the vapors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How was their footwork?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll go Back to Skinner, Turley. I can't take it anymore. I've had all I can take.

[Bobbo]

Did they do the Temptation Dancy thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, yeah. And they had the videos on the boards with the airplane and all that in the back.

[Turley]

Now, wasn't. Is it Justin Timberlake? Is he from that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

That group?

[Turley]

Or is that the other one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your boy bands down. Do you see Kids on the Block?

[Jenny]

Who was he? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, who?

[Turley]

The other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Disney? No, bad dude. What was the Highwayman? He was part of the Highwayman.

[Jenny]

He was with Johnny Cash.

[Turley]

New Edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin Bieber. Yeah.

[Turley]

And there was like another boy band, wasn't there?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Back Street Boys. And who's the other one? You said New Edition. No, that. None of it.

[Bobbo]

Color Me Back that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Jenny]

I even know that's Wrong Direction.

[John Clay Wolf]

One Direction is the new Backstreet Boys.

[Turley]

He was in a band.

[John Clay Wolf]

The right Justin Timberlake.

[Bobbo]

I thought he was just like an Internet sensation from Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's Justin Bieber.

[Bobbo]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin Timberlake. You said it a minute ago. I did New Kids on the Block. No, it's not that one. I think so. That was Marky Mark. He was great. Marky Mark's my favorite actor. Just. That's pretty sad when we don't know. How old are you, Turley?

[Turley]

I'm about to be 40 and I should know this one. This is right in that wheelhouse.

[Bobbo]

Was he really a boy band guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I thought he came from like the Disney. The Mouseketeer Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did. And then he went boy band and then he went solo.

[Turley]

They were like rivals to black street boys, weren't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they were like west side Stories, man. They were throwing down. They were gonna kick that Backstreet Boy ass.

[Jenny]

Fabulous.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were New Edition. Somebody call in and tell us. Just somebody call and tell us.

[Turley]

He's looking it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying somebody that's accidentally on this station. This should be listed.

[Jenny]

Research. He was in the All New Mickey Mouse Club as a child. Rose in youngest member of Insync Ven. Eventually became one of the best selling boy bands of all time.

[Bobbo]

Of course they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, all I know is they had free beer at any of those concerts. I highly recommend them.

[Jenny]

Why would they do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have free beer? Yeah. What's the VIP deal for iHeartMedia?

[Jenny]

You're up with the cool kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. And free food. Yeah. So when you have a lot of food, then you can drink more beer?

[Jenny]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

It's an alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an alcohol dam. It is. It is. And it just. It helps you. It's like a marathon.

[Jenny]

Yeah. It helps you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It helps you make it through.

[Jenny]

Stretch it out, Lucas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Graham. It helps you make it through the Backstreet Boys. There's no way I would have gotten through it without Miller Light.

[Jenny]

You must love your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. I love my wife very much. And she was. She's so happy.

[Jenny]

I get you. She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's so happy that we went to that show. I need to take her to more points. Then I got points.

[Jenny]

So you only went to the show basically to get sex?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Jenny]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happiness. Just happiness. Just got to keep him happy. It's not all about me, jd.

[Jenny]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what she's been saying for years, and I'm trying to prove her wrong.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's all about the alcohol dam. Is that an actual term?

[Jenny]

Yes, it's food. It's an alcohol, damn it. Stops it or slows it down.

[Bobbo]

I love when you wax all expert about being alcoholic.

[Jenny]

Because I am one.

[Bobbo]

No, because, I mean, I've seen. Take notes. I'm learning.

[Jenny]

Dude, seriously, I know all the bad stuff.

[Bobbo]

So what's a good alcohol dam like? Peanuts?

[Jenny]

Oh, any. Well, anything with bread.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about greasy stuff?

[Jenny]

Yeah, greasy. Greasy stuff's good. Anything. Pizza is the best, obviously, because it's greasy and it's bread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why do big burgers taste so good after you've been drinking that?

[Jenny]

I don't know, but they.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really do.

[Jenny]

A so many nights at Waffle House. Covered, smothered, chunked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. Hey. Hey, Joe. Oh, wait, Durango's at Leather or cloth, Joe?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. So it's a sl. Slt?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good miles, though. I like the miles. I haven't bought one with this good of miles in a while. Does 7500 sound right? Work on it. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it. 14 Dodge Ram SLT with 31,000 miles. Justin? Justin.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Bobbo]

Tomball, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tomball, Texas. Have you been working a deal on this truck around town, trying to trade it in somewhere?

[Caller]

No, sir. I just listen to your show all the time. Figured I'd call him, just see what I could get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think less of me that I went to a Backstreet Boys concert? Because I feel kind of guilty?

[Caller]

Honestly, No, I don't. Because actually, my fiance sitting in the car was screaming that Justin Timberlake was in N Sync. And I've had to go to one of her concerts because that was her favorite band.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

I feel your pain, brother. I feel your pain.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is your fiance?

[Caller]

She's 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And how old are you?

[Caller]

28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I was hoping you'd say 50. Yeah, 14. Ram, man, there's so many questions to ask about this car. Can you go to my website and load it up? Let me look. Because it'll take me to bid it right. I need to. I need to ask you two minutes worth of questions, and I don't want to.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go givemetheven.com and load it up. And I will. I'll do it when I get off the show. The trucks are just. I love them. I'd rather buy trucks than anything. There's more demand on trucks than anything.

[Jenny]

We deal with in Texas or everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to say everywhere.

[Jenny]

Everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Northeast is an import world, but everywhere South. Yeah, I'll take the trucks. The heavy SUVs, all day long. We bid them harder than anything because there's a better market.

[Jenny]

Better market, easier to.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're down here in the Saudi Arabia, the United States. And, you know, it's oil country. Oil's back, and oil's back. Okay. My name is John Claywell, and I buy cars on the radio. Our numbers, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And the website that powers all this is. Give me the VI N. Your VIN number. Give me the VIN.com. if I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you a hundred dollars. And yes, I do pay out some checks every week, every once in a while, but. So if you go to the. If you have a CarMax offer, you're either going to get more money from me or you're going to get 100. If I don't be. Beat the offer.

[Caller]

Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Little Edge music this morning. Since the Edge is gone in Dallas. Rest in peace.

[Jenny]

How long is that? How long was it, the Edge?

[John Clay Wolf]

10 years, 25 years. 25. Something like that, man. The first time when. Back when we owned the Aardvark in Fort Worth when I was in college and we were booking bands through Monterey Peninsula, they'd make us take a band that there were two touring to get the ones we wanted.

[Jenny]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we want the toadies. Okay. You got to take this one and this.

[Jenny]

Like TV syndication deals.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do that all the time. And they made us take this band and we had a pretty high guarantee. I'm like, dude, I want to pay that for these guys. They're like, well, that's what it takes. Okay. You know, is a package deal. If you want the toadies, you've got to do this. Okay. Okay. So I didn't even show up to the. To the bar that night. I was in at SMU in Dallas at the time, and my partner called me from TCU and said, dude, these guys rolled up like in a $200,000.

[Turley]

Bus talking about 311.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had no idea who they were. He called me during the show, he said, these guys are awesome. Nobody's here, but they're awesome. It was before they broke. Before they broke. Yeah, they were good. So that's my 311 story. I just heard him over the phone. Love it. Dell on 05 to come with 195. Is it a crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller]

Had a pretty high guarantee.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, yeah, about five grand. David 13 ltz. Is it a four? Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Faketown, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Ltz. So does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interior Color? Gray or tan?

[Jenny]

Black.

[Turley]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Okay. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 30s.

[Caller]

Mid 30s.

[John Clay Wolf]

35 grand.

[Caller]

Well, I guess I'll have to. I was trying to hopefully somebody give me more money than my brother in law.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your brother in law the high bidder right now?

[Caller]

Yeah, he's 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you need to. You need to. You need to like hopi enlist and you seem to get that. You need to get that deal wrapped up. Is it lifted? Okay, that's different.

[Caller]

And it's got all the body molding on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've got more truck than what I was imagining. But still, if you've got 42 on the old body, you, you've. I mean, I just sold a new body with 10,000 miles on it for 49. A15A Denali. Yeah.

[Caller]

So that's what I just bought is 16 Denali.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you gave 67 for it. How much are those.

[Caller]

Tax tile walkout and everything was 68. 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was pretty close. Well, and why didn't you trade it in, man? You blew your tax credit.

[Caller]

Man, I hate trading vehicles in because I feel like I'm getting hammered every time I trade something in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. Well, if he doesn't. If he doesn't come up with the Money, I'm probably 37 on this one, maybe 38 off your description, now that you're telling me it's got a conversion, so. And we can come up with the money on the spot. So go to givemetheven.com if he doesn't buy it, and then tell us what it takes to buy it, and we'll take a damn hard look at it and get it bought, get you paid.

[Caller]

All right, sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Jenny]

And it's happened again. Another teacher and a sex thing. This one in Plano. Plano teacher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I know nothing. So on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is she?

[Jenny]

She's blonde. And. Here, let me pull up a picture. We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is.

[Jenny]

There's her photo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very. I. I would give her an eight and a half. Yeah.

[Jenny]

Eight and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

We don't have a full body.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she. What are you playing? Turley? Is there a. Is there a sex.

[Jenny]

He's 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, porno music is 23.

[Jenny]

She was engaged to be married. She said. I knew it was wrong at the time, but it felt like the right thing to do. Anyway, so the kid went out and bragged, needless to say, to his friends, guess what I'm doing. And they told somebody, and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's 23 and he's 16. Yeah, it's a pretty young teacher. Yeah, pretty young boy, that is.

[Jenny]

And she's hot. And she, needless to say, lost her engagement as well as her job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did. How did.

[Turley]

How did he get that going?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he. You close. Because in high school, we had a teacher's aid that all of us were mumbling about. Yeah, she was a TCU gal that was over there being a teacher's aid, and we were trying to figure out how to close that deal down. This started, and nobody came up with a good solution because you didn't have.

[Jenny]

Snapchat, you didn't have Facebook. She sent him nude pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have those?

[Jenny]

No, I don't. This is an arrest photo. No, the police don't take those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I just didn't know.

[Jenny]

If they were posted or not Snapchat used. So the kid wrote his Snapchat username on a test and handed it in to Ferguson. So they started off on Snapchat.

[Turley]

That's pretty slick by that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's how he closed.

[Jenny]

Yeah, that's how he closed the deal.

[Turley]

That's pretty slick.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about him? Does he get high fives and she gets arrested?

[Jenny]

Yeah, I don't think he gets charged with anything?

[Bobbo]

16.

[Jenny]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Now what if he was 18 and he was a student?

[Jenny]

I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he her student? Obviously.

[Jenny]

Still be five. Yes, yes, yes. He'd be fired. But I don't. Would he be? Well, why now?

[Bobbo]

You'd have to support her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So he's our age right now. Like jump forward 20 years.

[Jenny]

20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about the story he's got.

[Jenny]

Oh, I know.

[Bobbo]

It's five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, everybody, they're sitting at the bar and they're talking about this and talking about old times. Hey, y' all. Remember the time I banged the teacher in high school? Top that, brother. Man.

[Jenny]

Buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still got the picks.

[Turley]

Oh, you know he saved him, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He wins, right? He wins.

[Turley]

Oh, don't you screenshot those?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not condoning this behavior.

[Jenny]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just.

[Jenny]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. That one's a little closer in age. So I don't feel so. It's not like she's a 50 year old mother of 27 years.

[Jenny]

He's still illegal. He's still 16. That's a child.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is. And if it was a role reversal of a female and a male, then I'd.

[Jenny]

You'd be in prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd have a different opinion.

[Jenny]

She'll get. She'll get probation. You get prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, the male would get married. Oh, yeah, right. That's weird. I don't understand. I wonder if that was going on back then. We just didn't know it.

[Jenny]

I'm sure it was. And some.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was always a rumor that our. Our high school coach was diddling the. One of the cheerleaders. Diddling? Is that a word?

[Jenny]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a legal.

[Jenny]

It's a legal word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's clear. You did really good. Thank you.

[Jenny]

Proud of you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to get called.

[Jenny]

Walked right up to the landmine and sidestepped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember on the podcast we're going to go a little over overtime off air. That's not regulated for you die hard listeners. What else you got in the news, Jenny?

[Jenny]

Let me see here. Dallas Cowboy and linebacker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas Cowboys, 1, 11, 1. Yes. Philadelphia Eagle fan up there. Hang on. Let's. We've got. We've got to put Jim on hold right now. We've got a Pennsylvania fan. I'm sorry, J.D. to. To.

[Jenny]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hijack your story. Can you put this guy, Jim? Yeah. Ironically, JD Just brought up the Dallas Cowboys and I look on the board here and I see Pennsylvania. So I have to ask you, are you a Cowboys fan?

[Caller]

I am not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you an Eagles fan?

[Caller]

Of course I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys hate us so bad. It's like. It's a hurt. It's like in Indian versus. I mean, it's bad.

[Caller]

This is not the year this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just this year when. When y' all stole demarco Murray, we are having a great year. When y' all stole demarco Murray, it made my bones ache. And now I thank you. We wouldn't have gotten Zeke. That kid is the best damn running back I've ever seen.

[Caller]

So. I mean, you're absolutely right. He is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you hate the Cowboys so much? Can you even, like, at any point, can you root for them quietly in your. In your mind?

[Caller]

I do not root for the Cowboys ever.

[Jenny]

Not even a moment by himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, Thursday night, you weren't watching the game?

[Caller]

No, I did watch the game, but that's because I'm a football fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just wanted to watch the Cowboys lose. You need somebody to shut this train down.

[Caller]

I have to admit, I thought that. I thought that Sam Bradford had it in him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that people did. That was a hell of a game. All these games, you know, I mean, the Cowboys have the best record in the league right now, but none of them have been blowouts. Maybe one.

[Jenny]

No, but they've been decisive. Until this one. This one could have gone either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a 13S5 convertible Audi?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a premium? Premium plus or prestige?

[Caller]

Prestige.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll cut black. Black. How many miles?

[Caller]

It's 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 on the miles. Okay, good miles. Does it have adaptive cruise?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have S line? Is it S line or regular? Oh, yeah, it would say S line on the. On the fender. Just a little S in a line.

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does not. Well, there's a sport package option. I don't know if it's got that. I'm assuming it's a Quattro if you're living up there, yeah. Okay. And it's an automatic. Yeah, it's a 25. 26 grand rig.

[Caller]

That's really low.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Audi, which. It's a. A5. S5. S5. Different car. And that's why we like having the VIN numbers, because it keeps that from happening. Sorry about that. So it's S5 and it's a prestigious five. What's it take to buy this car?

[Caller]

34.

[John Clay Wolf]

34. Okay. Does it have the 19 inch wheels?

[Caller]

No, that's the stock 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Audi Drive select option?

[Caller]

Not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think I can buy this car for 34. I don't want to commit 500 until I get the VIN number and pull vehicle history on it. And it ain't the easiest thing to sell this time of year up there with a convertible, as you know. I know.

[Caller]

Tell me about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say, John thinks he can give me my 34. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN, and I will contact you after the show.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Jim. So do you like our show even though we're in Dallas?

[Caller]

I love the show. It's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I appreciate.

[Caller]

I love how you. I love how you mix in, you know, the callers and with your conversation and then just, like, throw in a quick bid for a car. I think it's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. We've had a lot of positive response off of WZZ up there in Pennsylvania.

[Jenny]

New York, New Jersey, when you expand out of your.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was trying to use that as leverage with the other stations. Like, listen, this was our test market up there, and they love us. Yeah, well, of course they love you, because that station's full of a bunch of rednecks and tattoos and they listen to Stern. The morning shows all rough, and it's. They have stripper pole Tuesday. So they. But this Guy's driving a 2013 S Line S5 Audi. He's not.

[Jenny]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not driving a 66 Chevy that's lifted and rusted out, so. You're a real guy.

[Caller]

Hey, listen, listen, before you. Before you say that, I got a Ford F350 jacked up.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[Jenny]

Thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe they're kind of right. But anyway, we'll try to get this car bought.

[Caller]

Thanks, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a good day. 800, 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Casey Kasum. What are you doing?

[Jenny]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Jenny]

How you doing? I was out there with that chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? How was he doing?

[Jenny]

He's really kind of crazy. He says almost everything eats his ass. It's a crazy day in there. All right. Hey, Today it's the top 10. People are getting ready for Christmas, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Jenny]

It's. They're doing a lot of shopping, so we thought we'd come up with the top 10 list of things not to buy for Christmas. Are you ready?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Jenny]

Let's start off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10. Do not buy Christmas gifts. Number 10. Number 10.

[Jenny]

How about a gym membership for your spouse? Not a good idea. Number vibrating underwear. Never a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Jenny]

A who farted baseball cap? No. Anything that says as seen on tv. Not a good one. Number six, push a bra for the wife. Don't buy that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Jenny]

Number five, anything you bought at Walgreens? Not a good idea. Brookstone Breathalyzer for that family member in rehab. A Trump bobblehead for your liberal friend at work. How about a digital scale for aunt Susan who just relapsed on Jenny Craig? Don't buy that engraved New Testament bible for your Jewish friend. Never a good idea. And that's the top 10 things not to buy this holiday season. Beat the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Casey. That's a pretty good list. Hey, I have a story. This week we get people that are buried in their cars. And this is a topic quick in the news right now. That like a third of the people are more buried in their cars than ever. We had a record breaker this week. We have a guy come in with a mazda on givemetheven.com he's got a 23 or 24 thousand dollar car and he owed 45 on it.

[Jenny]

Oh, how do you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't do it. I guess maybe. So he rolled his divorce settlement into it. I don't know what he did, but he was cool about it. He knew, but he knew. I was like, do you have really good credit? He's like, yeah. I was like, okay. I've got a leasing company that we work with tightly that they probably can't roll you out of this, but I've seen them. Do, you know, fives and tens? Sure. They rolled him out of $20,000 in negative equity, but into something else.

[Jenny]

Yeah, he still got the debt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now he's making the lease payments.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't know if he had come to come up with any cash to get out of it. So how can that be if you have that? I'm not, I'm not hunting for a bunch of buried people. No, but if you are buried and you've got good credit, click the trade button on our site when you come [e-mail] and say I'm buried and I know it. Like if you're buried in, you know it, clap your hands and we can get you with our lease company and try to get you out. So 20 grand. I know that's a record for me on a regular car.

[Jenny]

I'm buried now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen that on, on, you know, Rovers. Yeah, Rovers are bad. And Jaguars.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean he must have, like you said, he must have rolled the negative, negative equity out of his home.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or took. Took a second mortgage on his car for a. For a pool.

[Bobbo]

Had to something that was deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, foe.

[Jenny]

Speaking of people that are in trouble, the cowboy linebacker. What we started earlier with. With you've got to do something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got 30 seconds.

[Jenny]

Orlando McLean has been suspended indefinitely now for. For failing the NFL's substance abuse policy. They bumped him about for 10 games. Now he's back smoking the dope or doing whatever he needs to move to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seattle or California or Maryland or Florida or Colorado. There's plenty of teams he can play.

[Bobbo]

For 9 million a year. I believe I could give up the grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you got a good point there. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars right here on this radio station powered by give me the vi in Pennsylvania, Louisiana, Arkansas and all of Texas and Oklahoma. We're here for you and we will come pick it up. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up. Power by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars. About a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bit a few cars real quick, why don't you? Pat Carroll. 07 Wrangler 160 lifted or stock? Stock six cylinder, four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really? Is it a four door?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top or soft?

[Caller]

Hard top with a busted back windshield. And it currently has a pop top on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Abilene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven grand.

[Caller]

Seven grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures, but that's what I'm thinking. Okay, go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. Don 14 Wrangler with 25,000 miles on it. Is it a four door or two door? Don. Mr. Schwab. Going once, going twice. Don, if you hear this go to givemetheven.com I want to buy a 14 Wrangler 25. I like those 16F150 Lariat with 14, 000 miles. Todd?

[Jenny]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have everything? Does it have power running boards, sunroof navigation?

[Caller]

It has. The only thing it doesn't have is the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The running boards.

[Caller]

Massaging seats on the automatic running boards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does 40, but it has. Uses a four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive. It's the FX4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low 40s. Low 40s. Shoot me the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com and, and let's look. Maybe mid-40s and I'll email you an offer. I gotta go right now. I'm out of time. We'll be right back. Got some music and then we'll come back in about five.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Givemethe vin.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was some edge music. I need to give another shout out to New Orleans, Louisiana and Baton Rouge, Louisiana. This is our first day on down there. Hey, howdy partners.

[Jenny]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

We I'm sure you're wondering how the heck I'd get your car picked up from down there. And don't worry, we buy a lot of cars out of Louisiana and have a transports down there about every 72 hours already. Because I'm in the dealer to dealer business. This public to dealer to me thing is only a couple years old.

[Jenny]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're buying. I've been buying cars out of Louisiana for 20 years. That's actually was where I got my teeth cut in.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hella draw. I mean I went down there Wednesday into Thursday. Yeah, I go to, I go To Louisiana almost every other week. I mean every week. Not almost every other week. Every single week.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get very familiar. Very familiar.

[Jenny]

Get the cars and we get them. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy cars at the ABC Baton Rouge auto auction. Slide out Lafayette. All these auctions around there and all the dealerships that support them, they call me on cars and you guys go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw if you want to. If you're a at a franchise store and want me to buy from you direct, I will be glad to do it. Tony Romo's father is in the house.

[Turley]

We got to make that call for him, don't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Let's get him up.

[Jenny]

Let me go get him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's he at?

[Jenny]

In the background's dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here he comes. He was about as flat as a Tom Brady football last week.

[Turley]

Why are you so mean to him?

[Jenny]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You know, they. They love that story on the Ross Martin show very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

What story?

[Bobbo]

The story I told last week. Oh, that you say was flat. Russ fall out of his chair. I think he broke three ribs. He was just like Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very accident broke it. What's on your mind today? What? Did you watch the game on Thursday night, Mr.

[Bobbo]

Kid? Because I love.

[Jenny]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Jesse was a very ugly game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I blame little baby Dakota Prescott.

[Jenny]

He did great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a hater.

[Bobbo]

But you know, you still have 11 wins. This is bueno dalas vaqueros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I saw the camera go up on your son several times with his headset and his shoulder pads on.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And his clipboard. He loves his clipboard. He loves the clipboard he had dropping on his toe. Oh, yes, his little pinky toe.

[Jenny]

He dropped the clipboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

But he pick it back up.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And the pinky toe. Have a slice and it's very good.

[Jenny]

Broke the toe.

[Bobbo]

You know, with 10 more days now to the next game.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Antonio have been able to volunteer his time to assist in recounting the vote in our native state of Wisconsin because he thinks it is very important to participate in the democratic process of this very great nacion. And all of the major players are there to see for sure how the vote count come out. Senor Donaldo, the Trump, the little goofy man. The Gary Johnson's there and Bernie Sanders. He is there.

[Jenny]

Bernie's there.

[Bobbo]

And of course, Bill and Hillary Clinton and the lowly Chelsea and her little baby Aiden, who looks just a little like Jason Garrett. You know, he have the little red hair and the expression that he's enthusiastic but still be wilted. Antonio he is given many, many boxes of Republican votes to count.

[Jenny]

He's got to count the actual votes.

[Bobbo]

But they are all on three by five paper stock.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And many of them filled in in black Crayola crayon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Antonio received countless paper cuts on his fingers and hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's getting hurt again.

[Bobbo]

Also counting the Democratic ballots. On the other end of the hall.

[Jenny]

Yeah, down the hall.

[Bobbo]

Is the great Brett Favre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Now, growing up in Burlington, Wisconsin, Tony have always been a huge fan of the Brett Favre.

[Jenny]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

And his Green Bay Packers.

[Jenny]

Green Bay.

[Bobbo]

But on this day, Brett, I think, because he is like big brother now to Tony.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He tastes him.

[Jenny]

Was he.

[Bobbo]

He teased him. He tells him what you know. He tease him. Oh, he teases him pick on you.

[Jenny]

I got you. Teasing, teasing, teasing, teasing.

[Bobbo]

He said to him things like, too bad you have lost your consecutive starting total and you count those votes like a second stringer. And then he says maybe they should have little Dakota Prescott to count the votes instead. Oh, yes, he did. And this is too much for Antonio. He threw a whole box of ballots of Milwaukee District 4 at Red Favre a full 36 yards away where they barely mix him and crash into poor Bernie Sanders instead. Oh, no. Then Tony, he take off his helmet. His smoother always is making him wear his helmet.

[Jenny]

Why are you wearing a helmet?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's counting with his helmet.

[Bobbo]

And he throw that at Red Favre.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a high tight spiral, right?

[Bobbo]

No, no. Helmet is no aerodynamic as a football, it travel in more of a twirling bubble. But again, he misses his mark by mere inches. Brett Favre is still very mobile.

[Turley]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

For a 68 year old quarter. And he began throwing his vote boxes at Tony, who have now unclipped the fire extinguisher from the wall. And just as he throw it, the little Clinton baby begins to cry from the chaos and the trauma of the whole scene. And just like that, Antonio do the right thing. He ripped the pacifier from the mouth of Mr. Donaldo Trump and he sidearm it right into the little baby's mouth a full 29 yards away. Which makes the baby wheel much better on everybody there. Even Brett Favre sees what a good man my Antonio is. Even Bill Clinton says he must be a real chick magnet. And now Brett and Antonio are new BFFs.

[Jenny]

Best friends.

[Bobbo]

Meet the BFFs. They plan to do some Christmas chopping together next week in New York City before the Giants game.

[Jenny]

No idea.

[Bobbo]

And they will have a fine time. Yeah, because no one knows New York City. Like Tony Romo.

[Jenny]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yes. All of the best places. Oh, all of the best places with the best wedge stuff.

[Jenny]

I didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

He's very popular.

[Jenny]

He's in New York.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Know that you are popular with, you know, hurt.

[Jenny]

I have not.

[Bobbo]

We have.

[Jenny]

Okay. So where are they going to hang out? Do we know?

[Bobbo]

I think probably some place a little shady.

[Jenny]

Oh, shady.

[Bobbo]

Not too expensive.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He's only a backup now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Romero.

[Bobbo]

Be careful with your children. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really Accidental crazy Scene of vote counting. That was we.

[Jenny]

Tony wearing his helmet.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was our short segment. We got to play a couple more songs. Be back in a minute. Remember, call 800-800-RADIO to get a bid on your car. Joan with the 15 Armada. Dean with the 16 Volkswagen Tourig. Joshua with the 12F150. Please go to give me the VI. Givemethe vin.com Load up your car and we'll email you an offer. We'll come get it and cash it out.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it and you're underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- RAD. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com. kevin, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm here in Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. I was there yesterday. That is a crowded place. Yes, it is.08 Mercedes ML350. Is it a 4matic?

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean condition?

[Turley]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Clean carfax or do you know, I'm not positive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's eight to nine grand.

[Caller]

Really? That low?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. With 86,000 miles. 82,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. That's what they're bringing. That's What? I'll give. Thanks, man. 15 Armada. These are a little tricky. Joan, good morning.

[Caller]

What's up? It's Gerald.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gerald. He. He wrote it as Joan. I can tell. This is not a Joan.

[Caller]

I heard that on the radio earlier, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm calling from the Woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woodlands. I drove through there about 7 o' clock last night.

[Caller]

There you go. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I flew into Sugar Land and I left my bird down there because the weather got bad and I wasn't going to fly home in the. I'm a pilot and I wasn't going to fly home in the rain, in the dark. I was like, screw that, I got too many kids, man. I can't orphan them.

[Caller]

I'm a controller. I probably flew you in.

[John Clay Wolf]

You probably did. That's funny. Yeah. If you hear me coming in Baron, you recognize the voice? It'll be me. I come in about every once a month. Once a month.

[Jenny]

And I'll be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your controller for center or for approach or departure or what?

[Caller]

Approach at Intercontinental.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

We work Sugar Land, Conroe. Everything in the.

[Jenny]

Say something. Air traffic controlly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, we, he and I can have a good goofy talk. Houston approaches Baron. Five four whiskey checking in with you, 45.

[Jenny]

Center, maintain seven.

[Caller]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they were telling me to take a. They were taking, telling me to take a ride on the i10 corridor and I was like, I don't know where that is. Okay, heading 220. 15 armada with 35, see which version you got A platinum and SL or an SV?

[Caller]

A Platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles? 35. What color?

[Caller]

It's black. Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it the reserve trim the two tone.

[Caller]

No, it's not the reserve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, That's right there. Pushing 30.

[Caller]

Pushing 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right there. I mean 30 grand with a clean Carfax. Sounds right to me.

[Caller]

All right, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work for you?

[Caller]

No, that didn't work for me, but I'll keep trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, man, thanks.

[Jenny]

Contact departure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good day. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. There's something else I wanted to talk.

[Jenny]

About, but we'll just wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's just sit here.

[Jenny]

We're gonna meditate. Everybody meditate. Close your eyes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we got cream baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

I woke up dreaming about you.

[Jenny]

I don't know. This is gonna get weird. What? There's nothing good here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just talk about it in the next hour in Houston, Oklahoma, Dallas. Fixing to lose you in Pennsylvania. Remember the podcast goes up about 2 o' clock. And we're actually going to do an after show show on the podcast that is not FCC regulated, if you know what I mean.

[Bobbo]

Was that like a superhero?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just. No, man, it was real trippy, like.

[Bobbo]

Bob O the Hut.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were. I wrote it down. You know, I got up at 4 in the morning and I went to the bathroom. I was like, I got to write this down. But. But we were in the tcu you game doing a remote in an rv and I was late, of course, of course. And I come in and y' all aren't on the air and you're like, don't worry about it. You had a high pitched voice. Don't worry about it. We've already pre recorded it. It's playing right now. And you were like 150 pounds lighter and you had fake breast implants. Really? And very tan.

[Bobbo]

I was a girl.

[Jenny]

Turned me on a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were. You weren't a girl. You were a transvestite.

[Bobbo]

Oh, word.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you turned around and your back was all bruised like you've been beat. And I was like. Wanted to help you, but I was. I didn't know who you were. So. What. What does that mean? I need a dream dissection on this.

[Turley]

What drugs were you taking?

[Jenny]

Really? You just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man. But you were kind of pretty.

[Jenny]

God, here we go. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man.

[Jenny]

Welcome to Out Q Radio.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, hold on. It's a successful gig. I mean, TCE remote, that's a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

In an rv, in an rv, in like blankets. Like, when I went in the rv, it was blanket. It also had to go through the sheets to get through the room where y' all were.

[Jenny]

So you're discovering, you're going through discoverings, him being a transition prince.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was.

[Bobbo]

Was JD there?

[Jenny]

Was I there? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he wasn't. Yes, he was there.

[Jenny]

How could I have been?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba was in a robe and he was all tan, but his boobs were hanging out.

[Jenny]

Well, that's kind of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was real thin.

[Bobbo]

What about J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S like, we already recorded the segment, but J.D. spanked me. Look. And. And you're all beat up. You're all black and blue, just like the song.

[Jenny]

Wait a minute.

[Caller]

That happened.

[Turley]

So J.D. beat him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. beat him up?

[Caller]

Up.

[Bobbo]

Where were you in all this, Charlie? Yeah, he wants to help me out when that happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was running the board, man, in the back of the bus.

[Bobbo]

I think it's. I think it's optimism probably in your. In your heart for the show. Like, we're going places.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna change all of us in some way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's kind of what I thought because you got your new red Camaro convertible out there. You've gone. You got all rock starred out. Like we got real big. Big. And you were so. You got so weirded out. You like lost 150 pounds and, and bought yourself a rack.

[Bobbo]

Don't you know I'm getting that kind of pressure from everybody in my small town right now. Dude, what's with the car, man? Oh, yeah, I'm like, you know what, old buddy? I'm bad. I'm nationwide.

[Jenny]

Love you, racing, man.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was weird, but JD Didn't. He didn't have to whip him with a belt. No.

[Jenny]

It was kind of fun, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Jenny]

You know, it's a weekend thing n.

[Bobbo]

He dreamed to do.

[Jenny]

I know that if you.

[Bobbo]

If you beat me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Wade.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry about all that weirdness. It was just something I had to get off my chest. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 180,000 miles on a crew cab. Duramax.

[Caller]

I'm guessing it's a extended cab, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S a four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Z71 Duramax, right?

[Caller]

No, no six. Oh, gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it because the miles are real high and there's nice ones and there's average ones and there's rough ones. Do you mind taking a couple pictures and shooting into my website?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. my gut is telling me 5,000, but there's about a 2 grand swing high and low on that number, depending on condition. All right. Yeah, let's look at it. Thank you, sir. And thanks for tuning in.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, go Sooners.

[Jenny]

Boomer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sooner.

[Turley]

The big game or later? The Bedlam game versus Oklahoma State.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's today? Yep. Is it afternoon or night?

[Turley]

You know, I believe it is at.

[John Clay Wolf]

11:30Am I needed a good night game from a Miller Light. My buddy in Houston had. I watched the Cowboy game in his house on Thursday night. Okay. He had a 85 inch TV. Oh my God. And his couch was about 10ft from. It had 250s above it that were put side. No, it was great. It was like being at the Cowboy stadium with Jerry. It was better than being there. It was awesome. 85.

[Jenny]

That's insane. I've never even seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M sold. I was so sold.

[Caller]

Old.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the best TV setup. He's like, you think this is good? You'll see my bubble. I mean, my buddies. Like, this is all.

[Jenny]

Is it like 4K by chance, or.

[Turley]

I mean, I don't know the difference between 4K.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he gave 5,500 for it. That's not as much as I thought it would be. It was not a projection tv. And this big old B was hanging on the wall. It had to weigh 300.

[Jenny]

Wow.

[Turley]

Some hell of strong studs in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was. I mean, that's a. Those two 45s up on top look like TV. Look like computer monitors next to that thing. Wow.

[Jenny]

A real man cave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homies living right.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a minute left on this real question, then.

[Jenny]

Major League Baseball is maybe throwing out the smokeless tobacco. If you're a new player, that's part of their new bargaining agreement.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm not gonna be able to be in baseball?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

If existing players will not be affected, but new players will not be allowed to do this. Is part of the bargaining agreement Worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, so.

[Jenny]

So the new guys. Yeah, so you guys.

[Turley]

The old guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And the new ones are like, so.

[Jenny]

I can't do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fathered in.

[Jenny]

Yeah, the old people are grandfathered into spitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Well, we're grandfathered in around here to spit. And I'm the only spitter in the room, aren't I?

[Bobbo]

Yes, you are these days.

[Jenny]

That's so nasty. I can't believe you do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this since I was in seventh grade.

[Jenny]

You know the dangers. So when it happens, don't come to us and go, oh, guess what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been dipping skull Fine cut wintergreen more than I haven't.

[Jenny]

You don't smoke cigarettes at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never have.

[Caller]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird. 800, 800 radio. Remember, the podcast is going up. If you go to givemetheven.com and scroll to the bottom, there's an iTunes button. Or you just go to itunes and put in John Clay Wolf show and you can download it at about 2:00'. Clock. And we're gonna do it after the show. Podcast for the Die Hards. Talk a little bit without being regulated trash, and we will see you next week. For those of y' all staying hooked, Houston guys, you can jump over to 97.5 on ESPN if you can reach it. We'll be there for another hour. And everybody else you can stream online. You just grab the podcast, Give me the Vindot.com is where you get your car sold. And we'll be here all day buying cars. See, I'm with you, my love. The light shining improve on you.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with Arkansas, Turley? We don't buy anything in Arkansas. Just a handful here and there. The Oklahoma things picked up. I've noticed a lot of flow from.

[Jenny]

How long did that take, though? And how long have you been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four months. Okay. And we've only been on Arkansas about two months. Hell, maybe six months.

[Jenny]

It takes a while for people to get this. This is real. They never heard it before. How can you come to my house? How can you bring a check? How can you buy it over the radio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

Oklahoma's taking a little longer. Arkansas, I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Turley]

I don't know what that area looks like there.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you grab the population of the stations we're on, it's pretty. I mean, it's. It's about the same as Oklahoma.

[Turley]

I do know the quality is not great sometimes out of Arkansas.

[Jenny]

Out of where?

[Turley]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the attitude's a little heavy. Oh, very.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is up with that? Is it a s. I mean, they. They really, you know, they think their.

[Turley]

Stuff'S worth a lot more than it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for sure. Oh, yeah? Yeah. But I buy cars from dealers in Arkansas and they trade for them cheaper than they trade for them in Texas. So I don't know. And Everybody's got a 56 SS, blah, blah, blah, with a board 20 over 40, blah, blah, blah.

[Turley]

It's worth 30 grand, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't taking a dime less. No, it's like they call mad about it.

[Jenny]

They're already mad.

[Turley]

We had a 97 Camaro with 150,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles, but it's got a new motor.

[Turley]

I'm not taking less than ten grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Got crate motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you need to do. You need to run an ad. Yeah. Correct. And go ahead and buy the 10 monon package and where you can adjust the price every month until you get it down to two grand. So it'll sell. There is an ask for every seat, but it's priced related. Sure.

[Jenny]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't taking less ten grand. I just put five grand motor in it. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Arkansas is kind of philosophically, you know, one of the Last frontiers though, identity wise. I mean, Texas, we got Texas. You know, Oklahoma's. You know Oklahoma, Louisiana's got something to hang their hat on for sure. Right. Even Missouri, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does Missouri have? Dollyville.

[Bobbo]

Show me state. Well, Missouri is beautiful, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What Arkansas beat River Lake. Have you been up there? Unbelievably pretty. And where we're on the radio up there on the keg. It's Rogers area. Walmart money. I mean, there's plenty of money up there. Plenty of nice cars. I've flown up there to north that regional airport plenty of times.

[Bobbo]

That's what I was thinking. I think they got stiffed on that deal before they could claim themselves as the great outdoor state, they became the Walmart state.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, not there's anything wrong with that.

[Turley]

And we're just not reaching those.

[John Clay Wolf]

The money on that station. They don't trust us.

[Jenny]

Not yet. They will.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the. The lake area up there, Beaver Lake. There's about five lakes tied together. And it doesn't get much prettier than that. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's. I love Beaver Lake. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, they're at the Beaver league.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a beaver like. Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey.

[Caller]

How you doing? How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I am from paradise, but I'm out in Jacksboro right now, just kind of cruising around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go. Well, you lost us then. Unless you know what put it. What. What station were you listening to us on?

[Caller]

I was on 92.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to 1047 and see if it comes in because I bet it does the bear out of Wichita Falls. It could.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Cuz see, wait, 45. 1047. 1047.

[Caller]

Almost at it. Nope. Gets right over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Then hand dial it in because it'll pick. If you're in Jackboro.

[Caller]

It's gonna 92 Toyota pickup. It'll know about all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, well, 92 point. You ought to have a hand dial on there.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 2010 Mustang, Shelby. Is it a GT500?

[Caller]

It's a 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it. I'm.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, Shelby. It is a Shelby 2014. Track package, panel, roof shaker system. And the nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a GT500. Not a Shelby, a GT with a Shelby. No, that was.08. So it's a. It's a GT500, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because they made a GT with a lookalike package on it and. But not in 14, so duh. All right. 10,000 miles has a glass roof. There's a SVT performance package option on that car. Above and beyond. Do you know if this has it?

[Caller]

It sure does.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that? Because I know about it, but I don't even know what it is. It's just extra horses.

[Caller]

No, performance is the same. I know it has the recaro seats, launch control. You can adjust the shocks, and you can adjust the steering damper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had my ass kicked on these cars, just FYI, and I don't know why. They used to be the best thing in the world, but, you know. Hey, Turl, you remember that 5,000 mile? We bought a 5,000 mile one and a 12,000 mile 07 GT 500. That body style is not selling. This body style he has is better, but different because the price is so expensive. So it's a little shaky. I know my number, but I'm going to look up on MMR real quick and see what. What they're bringing. What color is your car?

[Caller]

It is white with the black stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got all the right stuff. You're. You're telling me all the right answers. And it's. It's a hard top with the big roof, and it has 10,000 miles.

[Caller]

Even got a new set of Mitchellins on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. It's white. I like white. It's. It's 40 grand. Okay. Hey, and I'm looking at a market report, just FYI. 39. 8 with 12, 000 miles. 38. 8 with 11, 000 miles. 36. 6 with 19, 000 miles. Here's one with 41. That $41,000 it brought in Orlando with 6,000 miles. And here's a 40,005. That's white. So 40 grand's right. I mean, I'm not. I'm not hitting you between the shorts on that one, but I hear you. I mean, they used to oversell. They were. Oh, they were overselling, and now they're not. But I will. I will give for. I will give 40,000. If you. If you change your mind, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. That bid's good for two weeks.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Yes, sir. Thank you. 800. 800. It needs a clean Carfax. If you put an accident history on the Carfax in that car, knock it back. 4,000. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

[Jenny]

Just for a little hit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Little or big, you don't know what it is. You don't know what it is. But if it says accident history, then the next customer that goes to this dealership to buy it. Well, this one's got a bad carfax. It was in a wreck. They want it cheaper and not a little bit cheaper, a lot cheaper.

[Jenny]

Cheaper because you don't know these big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corporate stores, the other nations of the world, they can't buy cars with bad carfaxes at all. No.

[Turley]

Not allowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll trade for them, really. But like from me.

[Jenny]

No, they won't buy them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they will not buy them. Carmax will not buy cars with. I mean, they'll buy them, but they'll buy them cheap and they'll sell them off.

[Jenny]

Yeah, it's hard to. Hard to sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What have you got the news, sir? Let me go. Let me give our number out for people who just tuned in. 8008-007238-00800 radio DJ Pre K. When you get a chance, we go. Grab me another coffee. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-723-4. Just go to givemetheven.com well, it's the.

[Jenny]

Holiday season and there's a little bit. Sometimes people decide maybe to have a couple drinks and getting it behind the wheel. You don't want to do this in Prince Edward Island, Canada, because the police there put out a public service announcement out saying anyone who's arrested for DUI will be put in the police car and forced to listen to Nickelback on the way back to the. Yeah, they have a. They did this public service announcement. They showed a Nickelback DVD or CV CD rather. That's sealed. They said, don't make us open this. If you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nickelback is the band that everyone loves to hate.

[Jenny]

We'll make you listen to it on.

[Bobbo]

The way back to jail.

[Turley]

Well, how can you not hate them? They're just terrible.

[Jenny]

Are they terrible?

[Turley]

Listen.

[Jenny]

That'S not terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're just overplayed. They're like Bon Jovi. They're bon Jovi of 1990s. Is that a fair statement? Yeah, it's not horrible music, really. It's really not drinking dry.

[Bobbo]

Check it over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Luke Bryan, what is it about. What is it about the holidays that make you want to crack open a cold one?

[Jenny]

Because the depression rises the holiday season.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not depressed.

[Jenny]

No, no. But a lot of people are. And that's. And then there's a lot of. Well, there's a lot of parties and it's tradition to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drank Tuesday night. I did not drink Wednesday. I did not drink Thursday. I had three beers last night and I'm probably going to have five tonight.

[Bobbo]

Okay, man. Alcohol tastes good. Cold beer tastes good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is cold beer alcohol? Technically, it should be a different category. Yeah, you know, you're right. You're right.

[Jenny]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

It's like a coat on a winner's day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

It just kind of goes.

[Turley]

Category. Would it go?

[Jenny]

Yeah. What category is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, adult. Adult Tang. I mean, it's just old Tang. It's just.

[Bobbo]

Just a refreshing beverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'm drinking mixed drinks, I'm drinking. I'm drinking beer. I'm just breathing.

[Turley]

It's like drinking sodas or you're drinking, like, juices, stuff like that. Sodas are considered bad now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Right in the. It's soda. Yeah, it's sodas.

[Jenny]

Listen. Yeah, but we're on the radio. We need to be responsible and say, but if you have a beer and get behind the wheel of a car, you are still drinking and driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt.

[Jenny]

Okay, but. Well, you just said it was like Tang. It ain't like Tang. It's got alcohol, and it can get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can mix Tang with vodka.

[Jenny]

Okay, Very good. I'm just saying it's so back when.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were a drunk.

[Jenny]

I still am, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How did you drink during the. The day?

[Jenny]

Yeah, Toward the end. Yeah. Not in the beginning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was your mixer?

[Jenny]

Well, I started a long time ago. Of course, we started off with beer, then we went to. I did crown for a long time. Then I switched to vodka, and then I would do vodka at work because alcoholics think vodka doesn't stink, but of course, everyone can smell it. But that sort of. It was a mixer with. Yeah, just kind of juice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juice.

[Jenny]

Yeah, juice.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then red wine was goofy cups.

[Jenny]

I did the super. I did the super Big Gulp cups.

[Turley]

So, like, how much alcohol through the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whole day, toward the end, before you died? A little over.

[Jenny]

Yeah, before I quit, A little over half a bottle a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy cow. A crown or vodka?

[Bobbo]

Vodka.

[Jenny]

Yeah, those.

[Bobbo]

Just.

[Jenny]

Yeah, the 750ml. Not like the big. What they call a handle. Not like that, but. But, yeah, a lot.

[Turley]

It was a lot, but I mean, that's the whole, whole day. Was that anything else I had.

[Jenny]

Yeah, well, I had to. Otherwise, I get shakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Jenny]

You had to. You. You woke up in three in the morning, you had to have a little swig to go back to sleep because you start getting the shakes. Oh, dude, it was bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we.

[Turley]

I feel pretty good about myself. How about you, John? I don't think we're alcoholic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that is bad.

[Turley]

We're okay then, right?

[Bobbo]

Never experienced anything like that.

[Jenny]

It was really, really bad.

[Turley]

I think that's why he wants to hear it. Just to make sure we're okay.

[Caller]

You can.

[Jenny]

You guys are bikers, man. You're nothing. You're cool. All right, we'll play real or fake news story. You ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick. I want to grab this Mercedes. Sasha. 15 Ben's GL. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What part of Houston?

[Caller]

In Spring Branch, pretty close to like Memorial City mall area.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was there. I'd never seen those roundabouts down by downtown.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like where there's two of them.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a great big fountain in one and then there's another one. Is that down by San Jacinto or is that on the other end?

[Caller]

Gosh, I'm not even sure that's by the zoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, there were museums nearby too. I believe.

[Caller]

That's like my hotel Zaza on the zoo. That's our little European flavor of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. I've never seen that before. 15% Mercedes GL. GL. GL. Is it a diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a 350 diesel. What color? What color?

[Caller]

Disney or white design?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not white, but design. White. I get it. Oh, it's just fancy. Does it have navigation? Of course.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Harman Kardon?

[Caller]

No, but yeah, yeah, it does. It's got the Harman Kardon upgrades.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Pano roof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have rear DVDs?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 26, 000 miles, white, nice equipment. Clean CarFax 15 GL. 350 GL. 350 diesel. There's 45 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

That's a little light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm supposed to be a little. I'm supposed to be a little bit light, aren't I? For.

[Caller]

Are you giving more for 350s or 450s? Just out of curiosity.

[John Clay Wolf]

The diesel is about. I mean. Oh, 450s for sure. But the diesel is a different bird. The Diesel, is this a 4MATIC?

[Jenny]

Yes.

[Caller]

So why are you giving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I was curious.

[Caller]

When I bought it, I was asking about the price points on the. On the 350 and 450 and they're. They're pretty similar. But why are you giving more on the 450? Is it just a better market in the US for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

They have more spoiler, bigger wheels, more sex. They look like more car. The running boards have those little dots on them. They just look like they have more going on. That. That sounds Stupid. But that's what people buy, is look.

[Jenny]

Sure they do.

[Caller]

But there's, but the, the bodies are the exact same. I've got the running board. Like if I stripped off the 350 and put a 450 on the back of it. You, you wouldn't. Nobody could tell the difference in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car if it was gas. Would you say the same thing?

[Caller]

What do you mean if it was gas?

[John Clay Wolf]

You said this is a diesel, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying like, like the way it looks, right? No difference in, in, in the, in the body. Like I had the same running board and wheels as the 450. I think he might be thinking the 550.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am thinking of the 550. I'm sorry. Now you know what I'm talking about. The 550's got more juice. No, no, no, no. Your car. And I'd have to pull one up. I haven't bought one in the past 30 days. I don't even know. I look at, I look at market reports and comps and like right now I'm looking at comps on this car. Fifteen Mercedes. I've got it pulled up. I've got this. I've got comps from, from November. I have no Decembers, which really doesn't matter. Here's a 12,000 mile one that brought 46, 250 at a factory sale in Manheim, Pennsylvania. I'm actually hitting you pretty, pretty right on this rig. Now look at it. I might be going a little long. Have you had any offers?

[Caller]

Well, I haven't listed it because I'm looking to go into a potential Yukon or Denali. So I was just thinking through what we could get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. I'm all over this thing at 45 grand based off of these comps I'm looking at.

[Caller]

Are you seeing a lot of comps out there? Because when I bought the car, there was like only a handful on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, my comps and your comps are different. You're looking at what's out there on the market. I'm looking at actual transactions that have sold at dealer auto auctions. I'm looking at auction results that is dealer based. So the cash market, not the retail market. Okay, so what, what the guys that are selling these cars for? I see what they paid for them. The dealers. Yeah. And that's what I can expect to get for them because I'm a dealer and I sell to dealers. I work, I work the wholesale cash market. I do not sell to the public at all. 0.

[Caller]

Do you see a lot of supply on. On the diesel side? Because when I was buying. No, it was. It was hard to find them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they're low and there could be more if there was more demand for it. But the cheaper ones like the X5Ds, the BMWs and the diesels, they're easier to sell than. What am I trying to say? If this car was in the twenties. What'd you say?

[Jenny]

I didn't say anything. Michael played that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd he say?

[Jenny]

Lick me where I fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Anyway, supply, you know, we're getting all geeked out, but yeah, they make a lot less diesels and. And it takes a different customer. It's easier car to sell. This car is easier to sell if it's 70,000 miles in five years old. Because the diesel starts getting its legs when it has miles on it. That's where you see the difference. A hundred thousand mile diesel. That makes sense because diesel's a petroleum base more so fuel in the parts more lubricated and the engine lasts twice as long. You're geeking me out, Sasha. You're making me get all grease monkey. All right, 45 grand. Leave me alone. Bye.

[Turley]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Thanks for the call, Sash. Action. I enjoyed it. My name is John Clean Wolf. I buy Carson radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about 1,000amonth. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

Stop.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard this song of an insurance commercial? That's what reminded me of this song, the Pixies.

[Turley]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some national commercial and they've got. It is a great song. Wow. I've Got a winner online one.

[Jenny]

Do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

What do you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, three grand prix with a dollar seventy on the clock.

[Turley]

Sounds like a winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, hold me back, man. I gotta buy this one.

[Turley]

Give them all the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from, Mike?

[Caller]

I'm out here in Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How long have you had this car?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, for about a year now. This is Dan back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it?

[Caller]

Well, really, I'm not sure what it's worth. Maybe $2,000. I think that's what it's worth. I mean, it's kind of whatever y' all feel, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I, I, I don't. I try not to buy stuff back at two grand because it's so problematic. And it cost us, you know, several hundred to handle a car. Ship them back to Dallas. I wrote down 500. And I'm not saying I'd give it, but if you want to sell it, that's what it's going to bring. This 03 Grand Prix 170 is a Mexico rig. And when I say that, I mean that's the kind of car the Mexican dealers buy and they send to the border to Laredo and etc. And they sell it back into Mexico, and that's where its next life will be. And the Mexican dealers will probably give 800 at the auction for it. And the auction fee will be $200. So you get a check for $600. So if I gave you $500 and I paid a buyer $100 to buy it, then I might break even if it brought all the money at $800. So really, if I was gonna buy it, I'd want to give $200. Yeah.

[Caller]

Well, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, you know.

[Caller]

They ain't worth as much as the foreign cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. The Jap cars will make the, make the next leg after the 150 on the.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, them Hondas, them things, Things to hold the value of.

[John Clay Wolf]

If this was a Stratus, I'd give $50.

[Caller]

Stratus got $50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling, man. Man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio when trash cans get traded into dealerships, like on a new car, if he goes to the Dodge store and gets a new one, they, they, they like, they have a $500 pack on all their trade ins. Meaning, like if they give 10,000, they bring it into inventory for 10 5.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if it brings 10 at the auction, less the auction fee. Sure. Then they lose on their docks, they have 10 five in. It brings 10 at the auction, 200 selfie, they lost 700. So the used car managers like when they appraise that car, this car, they would, they would put negative, they would appraise it at negative $300.

[Jenny]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in the deal they would set it in as a negative so that. Because when their pack comes in at 500, sure. Now they've got 200 in it. When it brings 500 at the auction, less the auction fee, they make a hundred.

[Jenny]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Junk is junk, man.

[Jenny]

Drove the wheels off. But like I always do.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I'm just geeked out. Motors today.

[Jenny]

You kind of are. Let's, let's do real quick here are true or not true news stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, thank you for dragging that back.

[Jenny]

TMZ World News reports Donald Trump is the rolled out a two year plan to remove very many gay activity shows, television shows that have gay activities on it and will impose a penalty including hefty fines for cable networks. Not networks, but cable networks that include that actually break these rules.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want us to call it after we've heard them all or one by one?

[Jenny]

No, that's it. True or not true?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean absolutely not true.

[Jenny]

Absolutely not true. All right, the next one out of Florida. Florida man died this week after striking a turtle while riding his bike on a darkened street at 3:16 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with true.

[Jenny]

That one is true. And finally you're good. And finally, Christian owned airline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been drunk riding home in the bike in the middle of the night and hit a rock and busted your ass?

[Bobbo]

Kill you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean turtles, rocks, just a pothole. I mean it happens.

[Jenny]

And finally Christian owned airline companies changing the lights on the airplanes for, for Christmas, right? They now have red and green on either wingtip. And they say basically if you're flying you can actually ask the gate agent to change that if you're not a Christian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not true because, because they're red and green anyway.

[Jenny]

I know they are, but some people don't know that. And actually there are, there are certain flight attendants that are making an announcement. By the way, don't ask us to change the lights. It's not for Christmas. It's for navigation. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's fcc. Reggae Moro, faa, whatever. I'm so scared of the FCC regulation. Yes, people have actually.

[Jenny]

Yeah, there's a, there's a video online about the flight attendant going. By the way, this is, this is something on the Internet. It's not true. Those are navigation lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I don't know. I think we're on the air in New Orleans right now too. I want to check during the break. We're on a big stick down there. W. It covers like. Like all of south Louisiana. It's the largest transmitter. It's like one of the fourth largest in the country. A third.

[Jenny]

Let's format normally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nashville. Country. Country, yeah.

[Turley]

Sounds like we'll have to be doing a remote down there from Mardi Gras.

[Jenny]

Michael's got an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael finally has a good idea.

[Jenny]

Lots of good ideas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we going to take an RV to the Mardi Gras? And is Bobbo going to be a transvestite?

[Turley]

Well, and that's what it was, that dream. It was foreseeing him getting be beads thrown to him at Marty Gro.

[John Clay Wolf]

He put it all together. He's been thinking about it since I brought this up.

[Bobbo]

Fat Tuesday really will be fat.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You lost 150 pounds. Oh, not a couple months, but 150. You were like a hard body. 06F. 254 wheel drive Larry with a dollar 22 on the miles. Is it. Does it have sunroof, Justin?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean, man.

[Caller]

It's excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a bench, front seat or buckets?

[Caller]

Buckets in the front. It's been bulletproof. Dark head studs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank God.

[Caller]

Relocator, all that junk done by the fourth place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got one right now that just blew. Blew its brains out. The EGR and everything. I hate those six liters that do that. God, it's such a pain.

[Caller]

Well, I got all that fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? You spent a lot of time to do it too.

[Caller]

I did. About five grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, exactly. Do you have the documentation for that?

[Caller]

I do. I got the paperwork from the. The receipt from the Ford dealership. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Carthage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carthage. Okay. Oh, so you're picking. Where are you listening to us?

[Caller]

Well, I was trying to listen on 101.1, but I got country on today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. 10,000 is what I'm thinking.

[Caller]

10,000. All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

That's a little weak, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Jenny]

Oh, man.

[Caller]

I'd say at least 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the 06, old buddy. Still 6 liter. Is it lifted?

[Caller]

No, it's got the air. It's got the air helper bags at the back. Gotta roll up. Or the roll up bed cover and all that on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may bump to 1112, but that would. 12 would be the End of the road on that in my world. Okay, so if. If you'd sell it for that, send us the pictures and send us the ven. And we'll. And. And. Right. No one ever does this. I tell them right in the info. Talk to John on the radio. He said he would go up to 12 if he fell in love with it.

[Jenny]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then if you let the buyers know that, then they'll flag me down and they'll assign it to me and I'll get to work it myself. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Jenny]

I have one more headline for you. True or not true. If researchers have their way, the illegal and highly addictive party drug known as ecstasy could become a treatment for ptsd.

[Bobbo]

It would certainly work.

[Caller]

Worried.

[Jenny]

Worried about true or not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go with true.

[Jenny]

Based on Bob's opinion story, the FDA has now given the green light to phase three of clinical trials.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never done ecstasy. What would I. How would I be on ecstasy?

[Turley]

Not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. My friends, all the. The. The heavy d. I've smoked weed, but all my buddies that have done shrooms and ass and all the other stuff said, well, you are not allowed. You're not allowed. You're the guy that jumps out the window.

[Jenny]

Yeah, yeah. It's just feel really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that I would be a bad, hard drug user?

[Bobbo]

Nah, you'd be fine, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Of course, beat yourself up. I mean, you don't know. You know, it's like the Vision Quest thing, you know? You don't know until you've been on that limb. You know what you're gonna do.

[Jenny]

Some people don't come back from the limb.

[Bobbo]

How about just don't listen to Mr. Alcoholic over here. You keep doing what Randall Pig Floyd wants you to do. Just keep on L I V I N. Okay.

[Jenny]

No, I don't think you need to do ecstasy. No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, Houston. All you guys, you can call in now. We have 15 minutes left of this little program, and then we're gonna jump on the podcast and record a little bit after where we can say what we really want. Dan09 Crawler with a buck 20 is worth about 2500.

[Caller]

All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Be right back. If you want to get down, down on the ground. Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Givemetheven.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark, hang on, Let me grab. Mark. Good morning, everybody. It's almost over. 11 Rx 350. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's. It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. That's the main.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Before I purchased it, it had a minor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Minor. Minor's not that big a deal on six years old with 70, 000 miles. So I mean, I'm not gonna beat it up really over that. Does it have the chrome wheels or alloy wheels?

[Caller]

Alloy wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it's white. Tan or gray? Tanner gray and.

[Caller]

Or tan leather with the, you know, the air conditioned seats and the sunroofs and it's got the premium package in it. It's just. It's not the all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 grand.

[Caller]

Yep, 14. I was thinking more like 16. Is it, is that. Is that not the market or is that just the trade?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at comps and with 74,000 miles, we've got 14, 6, 13, 8. 13, 6, 13, 8. There's four in the 70s in the past month in the. I'm 14 grand. I'm right. I mean, I might bump a little. I might split the difference with you because if it's as nice as you say. One thing I've noticed is the cars I buy off of you guys, you guys mean the public versus the dealers that I buy them from. When I buy cars from a dealership, that means that they didn't want to retail it, so it flunked their shop or it just wasn't quite nice enough for them. To want to certify it. So what I've noticed is the cars I get off, you guys haven't been through that call out process. So I'm getting a little higher quality weed this way. And. And you got to pay a little more for skunk, you know, so that's, you know, I may go, I may go 15 in. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Small payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it credit union? Yes. All right, I can knock that out or you knock it out. Either way, if I go to 15, do I own the car?

[Caller]

My one question is, if I, if I drove it to over a hundred thousand miles, would it, would the price drop significantly? Yes, it would. Yes, that was my thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it goes over 80, it's to drop significantly. See, you're on the last notch of another sale where somebody's like, oh, it's only got 70 on it, honey. And it's Alexis. You know, Toyota makes them and they last forever. But when it, when you go 80, it's like, ah, it's got 80 on it, you know? Yeah, let's. There was that 63,000 mile one. That was only 3,000 more. Let's go get that one. Cuz that's what really drives all this at the end of it is financing and customer desire, desirability.

[Jenny]

So 80s looking at 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Work on it. I got a boogie. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to buy it.

[Caller]

I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man, thanks. Huh. Chad Morris from SMU got offered the Baylor job.

[Turley]

Yeah, he did. And you know what? He turned it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for him.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Turley]

I was shocked too. Yeah. In fact, Baylor, smu, actually, I'll say.

[John Clay Wolf]

It whenever we get them on the podcast here in a little bit.

[Turley]

They gave him an extension too, for 2023. So he's gonna be there for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they paying him?

[Turley]

2 million a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Turley]

So he's making a little cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody know what June Jones was making? I have no idea.

[Turley]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Balls would know.

[Turley]

They were gonna give him, what, five years, 24 million dollar deal, Baylor. So it wasn't gonna be chump change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baylor into Dallas, Texas, with the best looking women on the planet, or at least the south, southwest United States. Then there's a problem, and there has been a problem for 30 years. It's time to fix the problem.

[Turley]

It's a gamble by him because Baylor's in a Big 12 in the Big 12, which is a power conference. That can make the championship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Turley]

SMU's in the American Conference are not going to make championship. I mean, he's going to get us back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big 12's got another place left. They need us.

[Turley]

Houston was sniffing it and you know that. Their coach left and they'll have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they're sniffing by some.

[Turley]

Well, no, there'll be another coach that comes in there and uses them again. They're just literally, that's what they get used for. They're a little biatch.

[John Clay Wolf]

But four years. SMU's not even a little biatch. They're. They're a high school team.

[Turley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Houston. Hey, I played there. I'll say. Well, and.

[Turley]

But SMU's private school money. Houston's a commuter school. I mean, that's what they are. I mean it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all they are. What I did not realize about SMU is their average SAT score has gotten. Gotten out of hand. And the. Their enrollment process is. I couldn't get in there today.

[Turley]

It's a little harder now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

SAT is like way high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Well, you were on the back edge of the scandal. Right. They had to lower it a little bit. Right, Right. I mean, to get some kids in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never told you this, but I got turned down for ut. Really? Really. I did not get in. So I applied at SMU and I got in. Makes no sense. Yeah, I don't think that that would be the case today. I do believe that UT for a non minority is still very difficult to get into.

[Jenny]

Interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

And A and M had more enrollment applications than UT for the first time in a gazillion years. Why? Cuz they're in the SEC and they're winning. Football runs the roost. Have you not seen tcu? Have you driven by there lately? Yeah, it looks like a damn city.

[Jenny]

Absolutely does.

[Turley]

Still building too. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean football is money. It is uncollege college believable. Unbelievable.

[Turley]

When you go to a bowl game and make 10 million for your school. I mean, that's a lot of damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money when you're on TV every Saturday in prime position. It's marketing. It's a big advertisement.

[Jenny]

And the players get nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And they should. They should.

[Jenny]

Well, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, an education.

[Turley]

Hold on, J.D. they get an education.

[Jenny]

Okay. Thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get sent to. I made you camp. I played D1 ball for two seasons before I quit. And it was a. It was the hardest job I've ever had in my entire life. And it was. It was I was like, I'm not paying to do this.

[Jenny]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to the coach and I was like, listen, dude, my dad went broke and I'm having to pay for the school myself. I need a scholarship or I've got to go to work. He's like, I cannot give you one until next year. Not. I was like, I can't wait. So, you know, I gotta quit. Oh, it killed me. I was hanging out with my, my lawyer in Houston. Is. Was the guy that I used to back up. He was the starting defensive end, ironically. And when we were in that deposition yesterday, they're like, what, what did you do? You know, he was asking me all these personal questions. What did you know? Where'd you go to college? Ask him. You know. Yo, you played football? Yes. What position did you play? I said his backup.

[Jenny]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we were talking about the. He was telling me about the barriers of entry now to get into that school. So that's gonna. But, but he said they drop it for athletes. Oh, and if like basketball. How SMU got so good in basketball? It screwed up their graduate graduation rate. Well, but now, but they were, but they were sending them to out of the country pro teams, getting them contracts on the way out. And then it does not count as a dropout if you go pro.

[Jenny]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

That's smart of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Look what Larry Brown did to that program, man. It can be done anywhere.

[Jenny]

And it was the most.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not banging on U of H. Y' all had a great year, great team. I hate that you lost Herman Tillman. Fertitta will make sure that y' all get, you know, oh, somebody's gonna come.

[Turley]

In there and Lane Kiffin, something like that, that's looking to bounce back into the big time, use them again.

[Bobbo]

Would be a good guy to jump in there too.

[Jenny]

And who's the most underpaid pro this year? I already know. You know the answer to this. I just saw the story this week that. You know what he makes?

[Turley]

Is it 200?

[John Clay Wolf]

450?

[Jenny]

450.

[Turley]

He's a fourth round. Yeah, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would they ever give him a million dollar Christmas bonus just for thanks they get?

[Jenny]

Nah. Who knows? You would think he got a $383,000 signing bonus, so. But if you average it all out over the four year contract, he'll make 450 a year.

[Turley]

I mean, Jerry's going to try to sign him early. Right. But if he was smart, he. Wait, hold out. I mean, it's kind of a gamble if you get hurt. Then you lose all that money.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he has him locked for four years.

[Turley]

Yeah. Jerry doesn't have to do anything.

[Jenny]

It was a $2.7 million four year deal. So it all averages out, including the signing bonus to 450.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what do they. They get playoff money and super bowl money. Yeah, but it still won't be much.

[Jenny]

Compared to what he would be making.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? If he wins the super bowl, they gotta throw. Drop a million on him. They just gotta. I would think just to be nice, like tipping your valet. Man.

[Turley]

I bet. You know what he'll do is get him sponsorship. Give him that. He'll say, okay, here, Pepsi's here. Or somebody's here.

[Jenny]

Why wouldn't you immediately resign?

[John Clay Wolf]

His agent will get that done. Do what?

[Jenny]

Why wouldn't you immediately?

[Turley]

You don't need to. You need the money on your cap for your team.

[Jenny]

I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can he not leave? He's locked.

[Turley]

He's locked. He can't go anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Zeke? What's he making?

[Turley]

He's a little bit more. Is like 25 million, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

For four years?

[Turley]

Something like that.

[Jenny]

Find it out.

[Turley]

He got a pretty good contract. He was a fourth man in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

That last play of the Cowboy game Thursday night with the face mask, that was real well.

[Turley]

But they also jumped off sides too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Early and they had already released the ball. So it wouldn't have changed the play. And he threw a duck.

[Turley]

It wouldn't have mattered.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it wouldn't have mattered.

[Turley]

He wasn't trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was.

[Turley]

I don't know what he was doing.

[Jenny]

Makes 24.9 million over four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seek Elliott and what is that kind.

[Jenny]

Of four year deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

His was 400,000.

[Jenny]

400,000 a year? Yeah, about 402 point something.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's the difference in round one. Was he Heisman? Yeah.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zeke. Was he. He was. I don't think so. Because he. Remember that big game against. Was it. No, he wasn't. Who did they play where he became a superstar with Ohio State.

[Turley]

He ran over.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was awesome. And he's been doing it ever since. No, in the. In the big game. The national team. I forgot. It's been two years ago. Wasn't there three years ago? It was the. Was it the first national playoff game? He was.

[Turley]

He was here at. I say here in Jerry World in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas Health. Anyway. Oregon maybe. Got it. I mean feels like it. It was awesome. But I fell in love with the guy that day.

[Turley]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a reason. Is. Has he already broken the. I mean, is Is he on pace to be the. The best statistical rookie running back in the NFL ever? Yes.

[Turley]

But he's got to average quite a bit since his last game. He only got 86 yards, but he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

On pace to beat Eric Dickerson, so SMU Pony express. Thank you.

[Turley]

See, it all ties around it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all comes around. 800-800-7234. 800.

[Jenny]

We got a couple other things we're going to touch on Joel Osteen, a few other things. We can hold that for the podcast, by the way. What can we say in the podcast? Can we be politically incorrect?

[John Clay Wolf]

We can do whatever we want. It's just us talking. There's no going to hear it.

[Jenny]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't want to get in trouble. No.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bobo, I was going to say just. Just follow my lead. There you go. We'll see.

[Rusty]

Changing in the dead out.

[Jenny]

Now, where can people hear the pod now where can they hear the after show go to?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to giveme the vin.com givemethe vin.com and roll down. And it's got a big itunes logo. Click that and the podcast is up. Okay, that'll be 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio.

[Jenny]

And you were saying earlier, Joel Osteen, are we still on Houston? Yeah, we are. Okay, you say. You're saying he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think he's.

[Bobbo]

Joel Osteen's gonna turn us off?

[Jenny]

I think he so. I think he's got a lot of power in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, he's got a lot of power in Houston.

[Jenny]

People get upset. He's not a pastor.

[Bobbo]

See? No, he didn't do that. You did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joel Osteen did that.

[Jenny]

He knocked my lamp off the table.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Jenny]

God. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has the power. Did you not see getting yourself all.

[Bobbo]

Freaked out about a bunch of hocus pocus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Osteen is. He's a promoter. He's a guru cheerleader. He is Anthony Robbins with the Bible.

[Jenny]

Wow, that's. That's amazingly accurate. I never really thought of that before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I met Anthony Robbins and met Saluna in Aspen when I was a kid. That man is massive. And he glows like it. Like he's plugged into electrical outlet. He has a special.

[Jenny]

There's a vibe man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very odd. Anywhere near very odd. Good morning. You're on the air. Who this be?

[Caller]

This is Alberto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alberto, what you got, homie?

[Caller]

I have a 2011 Dodge Ram 5.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sports Edition quad cab or crew cab? The big back door or the Small back door.

[Caller]

Big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a crew.

[Caller]

How many miles it is exactly? 50, 52. 896.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

The sports leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not all, but. Okay. So is it 15 grand.

[Caller]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

15, 16, 17 grand.

[Caller]

I don't know. I was wanting to trade it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I want to be too far upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta run. We got six seconds left. Go to givemetheven.com. we'll email you an offer. Let me get the VIN and some pictures, everybody. I will see you next time week. Or you can grab the podcast. We're gonna keep talking a little bit. Thanks. Out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. It's good. So to make sure that we're not on any stations, we'll need to disconnect. I hear you. I mean, we can still talk. We'll just disconnect. Satellite.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that would be the funniest thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that'd be bad.

[Bobbo]

Some weekend.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's wait until Curly says off. Maybe you need to pull the power plug.

[Bobbo]

Oh, they're still on. Well, this will be better than American country Countdown. I'll just leave them on.

[Turley]

Yeah, we're disconnected.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are disconnected. Are we still streaming?

[Turley]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I don't know if we're still streaming at all, period.

[Turley]

Well, I mean, I guess, yeah, we would be because the computer's still up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me check.

[Jenny]

Make sure still say it on the stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me check it here.

[Jenny]

When I first started radio in Warrensburg, Missouri. Quick, quick, off the air story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the 40s.

[Jenny]

Back in the 40s, back when the radio first started, me and Marconi. There's a. There was a weekend, or he was talking about a weekend running the board and they were getting ready for a football game. So the guy was out of at the field getting ready, talking to the mic, checking and reading his commercials that he would read late, later live. Well, the board op listened to him in what we call cue what he could hear what was going on and he thought he had screwed up and the ball game had started. So he potted the guy up on the air and he was reading the commercials and he was talking about a local hardware store. He said, you know, Jimmy Daddy, the hardware store, he'll give you a good deal and then he'll come over and do your wife.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[Jenny]

You talking about a small market radius. Small market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he say that?

[Jenny]

Yes, he was just playing. He didn't think he was on the air. He was just messing around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the stream turned off.

[Turley]

The stream is on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we kill it or. Doesn't matter.

[Jenny]

Don't cross it.

[Turley]

Doesn't matter. Internet, you can do whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can say, well, that's. That's relief.

[Jenny]

Feel bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

That's the only reason you wanted to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Jenny]

I just want to cuss.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to dip and cuss and drink.

[Jenny]

Once you've said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah. Okay. That's the end of the podcast. So what's up with this hoe? This hoe? Bobbo, you've been with this hoe?

[Bobbo]

Oh, she's not a hoe, man. She's a night. You know, she's a very nicer, very nice woman. We've been talking a lot.

[Jenny]

You wouldn't be dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you into her? Are you not into her?

[Bobbo]

I think she's a very nice person to talk to. I haven't met her. Okay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I thought you were saying you're having problems.

[Bobbo]

You talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about the one I know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, that's different.

[Bobbo]

We had made a date to go to lunch today and so. Well, now this, this morning she has said that her daughter invited four of her 12 year old friends over for a slumber party.

[John Clay Wolf]

That she didn't want to go.

[Jenny]

Now wait a minute, right? The things happen. Now how many has she ever put you off before?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Jenny]

Okay, then things happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

One deal.

[Jenny]

Twice is a question. If you put you off three times, you got a problem I deal with.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes one time is enough for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't live here in the market, right? You, you. You're a hitchhiker from out of town.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Where does she live here? North Richland Hill. Oh, really?

[Jenny]

That is a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did she ever tell you about the stinky finger part for you?

[Jenny]

You can't.

[Bobbo]

No, no, she doesn't say anything about it.

[Turley]

She's should be the first thing you ask her.

[Jenny]

She is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she even know we're talking about it? Does she listen to us on the radio?

[Bobbo]

Obviously not.

[Jenny]

Otherwise you be getting a text about now.

[Bobbo]

She's still talking to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah, right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is she saying?

[Bobbo]

She'll be ready.

[Jenny]

She's g. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now y' all are going? Yeah. Okay.

[Turley]

The kids are going too.

[Bobbo]

Now. I told him I could only fit three of them in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had any sex in the new Camaro?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Turley]

Tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, it is. It's a. It would be great to go out back roading, pull the top down on that thing, get in the back seat and. And just like lay it down.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like rats sing about.

[Bobbo]

The weather's so ugly right now, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This is not the day to get laid in the new Camaro.

[Bobbo]

We'd have to pull it inside the.

[Jenny]

Car wash, which I've done, by the way.

[Caller]

A rainy day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car wash.

[Jenny]

Absolutely. On a rainy day.

[Turley]

I must have been quick, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. did you really bang a girl on the corner at the turn at the horse track?

[Jenny]

Yes. Turn two. Turn two, turn two at the. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Hold on. Are we talking about Texas Motor Speedway?

[Jenny]

No, the horse track.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the horse park. Well, that's still a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she a palomino or quarter horse? It was.

[Jenny]

It was a night. There's a concert after the races. So it's. The stage is lit up right there in front of the. Where the finish line is around the corner. It's dark. You. We walked out and we were with the radio station, so we had access to the track. So we walked all the way around to the turn two and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Out in the open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she just lean over the railing? The guardrail?

[Jenny]

She just teaches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take her from behind?

[Jenny]

A dress on. And we just made it easy.

[Bobbo]

I have such a gentleman.

[Jenny]

It was just fun. Something stupid to do. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so nice.

[Jenny]

It's like doing it in a car on a Saturday, you know, you pull in, if it's raining, nobody's gonna bother you.

[Rusty]

I pulled my hair, but not hard.

[Jenny]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, where's the craziest place. Where's the craziest place you've ever had, Whoopi? Probably in the ass. That was crazy. Oh, my God.

[Jenny]

You did squeal. I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Turley]

This is why you're having those dreams, John.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that dream deal was weird, man. You were transvestite and you were tan and lost a bunch of weight and you had titties and you're in a robe. And then you showed me your back. It was all beat up. It's crazy. That's wild, because he's making.

[Turley]

Doing that voice there.

[Bobbo]

You're thinking about the future of this program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And I. Luckily, I'm in it, but. No, but think about my background. Think about my background in this business, how I've been beat up and beat down by people who had no idea. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You just. I think. I think it's a cautionary tip.

[Turley]

But what's the tits have to do with anything now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you have tits?

[Jenny]

You're attractive.

[Bobbo]

Because I'm a fat mate.

[Jenny]

Because John likes that. And he likes the stuff that Bobbo does. Bob's Bob was very attractive to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So subconsciously I am a boob man.

[Jenny]

You are a boob man.

[Bobbo]

And I wasn't bruised in the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, right. Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I had tits.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're thin and in shape.

[Turley]

So he likes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

Very attractive. What was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd him.

[Turley]

Boy, that would have been really weird that.

[Jenny]

What was I doing parking the car?

[Bobbo]

You really thought I was going to be touchy about that, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I figured you'd be. It's just a little creepy. It's just so weird.

[Bobbo]

It is weird. I mean I'm pretty secure though. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely. Yeah, I. It was. I. I didn't tell it all the way true on the air a minute ago because it was a boat. It was a. So stupid. So there was a boat, a big yacht that was like dry docked on the edge of TCU stadium. And we were running our out of the boat and broadcasting from the boat.

[Bobbo]

What did Freud say about the boat? In dreams, I don't know, water always means something.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

What does it mean?

[Bobbo]

Bodies of water. Well, something.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we were dry docked.

[Bobbo]

Something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like we have been on this show.

[Bobbo]

Cuz we're so different. Because we're so different than anything else.

[Jenny]

Looks like we have it on the show. Yeah, we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a titty dancer on the boat.

[Jenny]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it turned out to be Bobo. So I'm still.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[Jenny]

Not at all.

[Bobbo]

Means we're all headed the right direction.

[Jenny]

Thank you. Bubble. Perfect.

[Bobbo]

No, no. Because if it had been dry docked at Baylor. That's a totally different dream.

[Jenny]

Yeah, that is dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing this this weekend, man?

[Jenny]

Nothing. Chilling out. I'm going actually to do a. Not you. Not that you care, but for my other show I'm going to a horse a rescue ranch out in Blue. Blue Ridge. Now that sounds just very exciting on a rainy Saturday. Yeah, but I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell are you gonna. How are you gonna make that uplifting?

[Jenny]

It's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding me? Bunch of horses are fixing to go to the goddamn soap plant.

[Bobbo]

Rescue horses.

[Jenny]

It's a Great story. She's 21 years old and started this rescue ranch by herself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bingo. We just hit it, huh?

[Turley]

21 year old, that's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd love to do a story on you, baby.

[Bobbo]

I'm scared of horses, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is your girlfriend.

[Rusty]

Those horses will eat your ass.

[Jenny]

Well, of course they will. Yes. Kim is going with me. It's just a story. I got a new story. I do. Happy news.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many how many stories do you do a week?

[Bobbo]

Eight, minimum.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a whipping, right?

[Jenny]

It's a whipping. It's.

[Turley]

How do you come up with eight positive things?

[Jenny]

I just stretch and sometimes they flow. Sometimes people just give them to you. Sometimes you look on Facebook and find something. I found this one on Facebook. And other ones, you just gotta stretch and you're gonna go, okay, I'll do that. Just. You have to.

[Bobbo]

I think they're all extremely well done though.

[Jenny]

I catch them.

[Bobbo]

I catch them when I can.

[Jenny]

It's about a. It's about an hour per minute of finished production. So for every minute.

[Turley]

So it's like video editing.

[Jenny]

Yeah. For at least four hours a day of. Of work.

[Bobbo]

Making that CBS money.

[Jenny]

It's all CBS money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And you're on Texas State Network.

[Jenny]

Texas State.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many affiliates are currently on the show?

[Jenny]

13, including KRLD in Dallas, which is our flagship.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when do you have to have it posted up?

[Jenny]

I did Tuesday to run on the weekend. Weekends it's got to be up on Tuesdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

See. How to run a weekend.

[Jenny]

Some. Some stations run it Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

[Bobbo]

See, we're a TSN affiliate at my station.

[Jenny]

I wish you run my show.

[Bobbo]

I wish we would. Is it a whole show?

[Jenny]

Yes, it's a 40 minute. Yeah, it's an hour show. 40 minutes.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet you're on TSN too. Sometime during the week. We could pick up.

[Jenny]

You could pick it up anytime.

[Bobbo]

We should do that. I'll mention it to the owner, but you know what they always say, what with. No, we can't.

[Jenny]

Why? It's free.

[Turley]

Tell them it's the most uplifting thing in the world. There's anything controversial.

[Jenny]

They're what?

[Bobbo]

I think they're afraid of change. I think it'd be awesome. Like a Sunday morning deal after the church guys are gone.

[Jenny]

Noon, anytime.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I. I'll mention it. I didn't know you had a whole. A whole feature collection deal.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Cuz I hear your pieces. I'm working on on 1080 during the week.

[Jenny]

I have 14140 minute shows now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jenny]

So yeah, please do anywhere.

[Bobbo]

Will you do appearances?

[Jenny]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Guy in my hometown got busted this week. Hear me talking about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to put this on here?

[Jenny]

What do you do?

[Bobbo]

One podcast. I think it's okay.

[Jenny]

What are you busted for?

[Bobbo]

5 pounds of marijuana.

[Jenny]

That'll do it.

[Bobbo]

And 3, $500 of cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with 3, 500 in cash? Is that illegal? Well, to have money in the American.

[Bobbo]

Currency Money and drugs together and guns. And it looked like it was separated into about 40 different kinds of bags.

[Jenny]

Turns into an eagle song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you know the dude?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Jenny]

Lawyers, drugs, money?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Turley]

You didn't buy anything from him, right?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[Caller]

Never, never.

[Bobbo]

No. I'm a clean jelly bean.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did it get busted?

[Bobbo]

I don't use anything stronger than nutmeg. That's the truth. You know what? Okay. They have a child. His, his. His wife, I guess, has a child who's elementary age, went to school with a bump on her head. And they ascertained from the conversation that one, it probably came from her stepfather. And two, it sounded like they were running some kind of a drug selling environment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of lights, big electric bill.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Officer Bob's one of the officers here in Bowie. He's a friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get him on the phone.

[Bobbo]

And so they went over to. To find out what's going on. The guy said, well, I've certainly got some marijuana inside for personal use. So they checked and he did. And they've decided that £5 was maybe a little much for personal use. Plus probably scales and baggy sizes.

[Turley]

And so he had to sell to everybody in Bowie, right? Imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So everybody in Bowie's probably smoking their shit right now because they're worried about getting busted, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Bowie is going to be really freaking high, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Tonight if you go buoy, if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a pizza joint.

[Turley]

Oh, you know what? Man trucks. Oh, you get those food trucks out there, go to buoy tonight.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, this is all subs is going to sell a record number of beef and bean burritos tonight, both locations.

[John Clay Wolf]

That concert was hilarious.

[Jenny]

And every time you guys come freak out because I know we're off the air, but it's so weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

That goddamn teeny bop I went to too.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah, no doubt.

[Jenny]

Do you really go to that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell yeah. I got plowed too. It was Bud Light, was sponsored. We had a VIP thing for. For I heart.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I go to the bar, come back, I gotta go piss again. And then I was like, ah, I ain't going back. And she found me. She's like, what are you doing? I'm drinking. What are you doing? I don't listen to that.

[Turley]

Did you find anybody to talk to that was in the same boat?

[Jenny]

Do what?

[Turley]

Anybody, Anybody was in the same field? Like I don't listen to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four of them. The guy I was with was there. My wives hooked Up. And they were happy listening to the Backstreet Boys. I was. I. I enjoyed the Back Street Boys.

[Turley]

I know you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you. They were. I mean, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't buy a ticket. I wouldn't buy a ticket and I wouldn't go on my own, but. Did it suck? No. Were they. Did they sound like the record? Yeah. And yeah, it was fun. I enjoyed the record. The Fifth Harmony Girls reminded me of Destiny's Child. They had the small ass leotards. Plenty of ass shaking going on. It was. That was definitely worthwhile for you. But I just drank a lot and I felt like for two days afterwards. You know how I said I didn't drink Wednesday? I didn't drink thirst just because I was too hungover. I did have a glass of wine at a steakhouse in Louisiana the next night just to knock the. Out of my blood or bring it back in.

[Jenny]

That's how we know you're not an alcoholic. But it kept power back through it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I just had to. I had to get some type of counter. I mean, I just felt sick. I was like, God damn. I. It's all that draft beer. Oh, what is it about draft beer? It's the damn carbon. John. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Dude just said we're still on it. Wichita Falls. No.

[Jenny]

Just for a minute. For a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we disconnected the satellite. Yeah. So you're going to go work your magic. Bob.

[Jenny]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

With D. Dina.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to say any names yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's sweetheart. She was always in high school. Just so nice. Everybody loved Dina.

[Bobbo]

We talk all the time and I'm a talkaholic. So what I'll do is, is I'll just quit. Cuz I'm thinking I'm talking this girl to death. Yeah. You know how I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And then she doesn't. She doesn't text or call for a couple days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you run her into.

[Bobbo]

I text back and like. Yeah. I think she's being very shy.

[Jenny]

You wear people out with that. I've seen some of his exchanges. You've had a couple girls that have told you to stop and you keep going.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Jenny]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is a different. This is a totally different kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get. You get whatever you get on Facebook and you'll. You. You get a little heavy.

[Jenny]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did that the other night with that. With that son of a. From the. Remember I was telling you about the problem with the old SMU player?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And asked. We got into political argument. All of his cronies jumped on me. That was weird.

[Bobbo]

I've gotten weird on in some political conversations.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't. I couldn't talk my way out of was. It was not any good. Well, anyway, I gotta go to work. And then you're going home.

[Jenny]

Gotta go home, take a nap, go see some horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's going on a date, and Turley's gonna go do honeydews. No.

[Turley]

Basketball practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're already into that? Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

One sport to the next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I got so many kids, and they're all getting ready to grow up. I'm getting ready to be screwed.

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