#76 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #76 Summary

Original Air Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: JD, Bobbo, Mike Turley

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Overview & Main Theme

Episode #76 of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers another signature Saturday of fast-talking banter, car buying, irreverent humor, wild character bits, and listener call-ins. The show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, moves seamlessly through topics like the quirks of the car market, regional culture (especially from Louisiana and Texas), sports talk, music nostalgia, and personal stories. Centered on Wolfe’s unique call-in car-buying approach, the episode spotlights real automotive valuations and deals in real time, all wrapped in a loose, edgy, and unapologetically unfiltered morning show style.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Show Opening: Crew Banter, Early Mornings, & Waking Up the Studio

[01:11 - 04:50]

• Opening with loose mic checks, complaints about the early start (Bobbo up at 4:30 a.m.), and playful ribbing about the theme song (“Tripping Daisy - Prick”).
• Crew teases each other about sleep schedules, moods, and Bobbo’s “one-eye Baba” story (broken glasses, lost lens, and the travails of buying new specs at Walmart).

“These glasses… my right lens fell out somewhere between the front door. …I could not find that lens.”
— Mike Turley [02:41]

2. From Porn & 50 Shades to Grocery Shopping: Offbeat Topics

[04:50 - 09:50]

• Spiraling from Amazon shopping to whether Walmart will ever sell porn; John jokes about his wife watching “50 Shades of Grey” while he’s out of town.
• Jokes about the perceived differences (or not) between erotica and porn for men and women.
• Random humor about onomatopoeia, “bark like a dog,” and the infamous “ball washer” bit from classic comedy routines.

“My old lady was watching 50 Shades of Grey… I’ve been up this morning.”
— John Clay Wolfe [04:50]

3. Podcast & Post-show Uncensored Moments

[08:53 - 09:44]

• Brief recap that last week’s after-show podcast (“shooting the breeze”) drew lots of web hits, mainly because Wolfe used the “off-air” space to cuss and let loose — paralleling the liberation of going to the bathroom ("…got to put it in 4x4 low and lock the hubs to get out of it").

4. Radio Antics: Misheard News & Caller Confusion

[10:05 - 13:29]

• Turley and Wolfe recount the confusion over hearing country music on the Eagle (a classic rock station), and rumors about Cindy Skull, a Dallas radio personality, supposedly dying—which proved false.
• Illustrates how regional radio interference and amateur news leads to wild (and funny) misunderstandings.

“Dude, are they playing country music on the Eagle?... Did they flip the Eagle?”
— Mike Turley [10:57]

5. Live Car Buying: Real Caller Deals

The backbone of the show: Callers pitch their cars, John makes quick-fire deals, and the authenticity of GiveMeTheVIN.com’s business model is highlighted.

Example Car Calls:

• 2010 Camaro SS [14:23–16:09]: Wolfe negotiates a deal at $16,000, pending clean CarFax, with rapid, friendly negotiation.
• 2005 Corvette [19:00–21:22]: “Renee” (23, red Corvette, gifted by her parents; not a stripper “but thought about it") accepts a $16,500 offer.
• 2007 Corvette [23:46–24:55]: Seller asks for $26k, Wolfe calls him “stoned off your ass,” and makes a reality-check offer closer to $20k.

“If I give you $16, do I own your car?”
— John Clay Wolfe [15:16]

“23 with 54 [miles] red Vette, never been a stripper but thought about it…”
— John Clay Wolfe [19:40]

Memorable Interactions:

• Some calls go off-topic with regional color (many from Louisiana, “everyone’s up fishing on Saturdays”), poverty pleas (“give me a free car!”), and tongue-in-cheek jokes about “granny with colon cancer who fell off the roof.”

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6. Music & Rock’n’Roll Stories

[31:14-35:39]

• “Wallace Edwards” (Turley’s alter-ego) tells an elaborate bit about a feud between Bruce Springsteen and Manfred Mann’s Earth Band on tour in 1975, with Springsteen as the perpetually-rude headliner.

"Bruce… passed out on Manfred’s bus in his undies, forcing Manfred and Diddy to share a ride with Little Steven..."
— "Wallace Edwards" (Mike Turley) [33:39]

• Misquoted classic “Blinded by the Light” lyric (“wrapped up like a douche/deuce”), leading to further crew banter.

7. Regional Flavor: Louisiana Calls, Sarcasm & Street Realities

[36:05-44:52]

• Multiple tongue-in-cheek callers from southern Louisiana pitch wild stories, fishing for free vehicles (heroin addicts, fish cleaners, etc.). John both chastises and embraces the colorful culture.

“You want me to give you a free 4x4 truck because the granny that fell off the roof, broke her arm, has colon cancer?”
— John Clay Wolfe [43:05]

8. Mechanic Stories, Home-Life, and Water Wells

[45:27-46:46]

• John gets real about the pitfalls of home ownership: whenever he’s out of town, something breaks (this time, the water well—only to realize it was just frozen).

“The only day of the year it freezes and I called… that’s the blondest moment I’ve ever had.”
— John Clay Wolfe [46:38]

9. Sports & Cowboys Report with Tony Romo’s Dad (“Romero”)

[92:24–98:09; 128:11–132:33]

• Inventive bit with Turley as Tony Romo’s father, mixing fake Spanish, wild stories, and jokes about Romo’s supposed chlamydia and glass eye (a comedic take on Romo’s career and health).

“The only advice was to approach the situation like a sack of groceries… with the cans on the bottom and the bread on the top and ask no questions about special items.”
— “Romero,” Tony Romo’s Dad (Mike Turley) [93:13]

• Jerry Jones, trading strategies, and sports parody abound.

10. PC Culture, Apologies, and Listener Feedback

[79:46–84:05]

• John receives a call from an offended listener about an outdated/insensitive term, making a rare but genuine on-air apology and debating political correctness in radio.

"I’m not out to offend, and I do apologize if I did offend anyone with the old term… Bobo is mentally challenged at times."
— John Clay Wolfe [80:19]

11. Music Talk: Blues, Classic & Modern Rock, and Strip Club Insights

[87:00–91:42]

• Discussion of the Rolling Stones’ new blues album and banter about blues, rock lineage, and the work of being a strip club DJ — including a motivational pep talk for an old show friend recovering from leg surgery.

12. Holiday Plans, “Griswold” Roadtrips & Christmas Antics

[152:06–154:38]

• Plans for Christmas Eve reruns, John heading to Pagosa Springs, CO, and logistical challenges of a family holiday up north.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

Car Buying Negotiation Classics

• “You called me… You want to sell your rig, right? You want to get paid? ...I mean, people come... I’ll come to your house. I won’t, but I’ll send a guy, and he’ll, you know, hand you a check and he’s out of there. There’s got to be value to that. Is that not a good service?”
  — John, [24:29]

• “You were gonna give me 16.”
  “No, no, no, I said I’ll give you 16, I own your car. Sixteen grand, done deal.”
  — Caller and John, [15:25]

Louisiana Callers & Free Car Pleas

• “If you ain’t smoking, drinking and screwing down here, you just visiting, honey.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [47:57]

• "I've got a touch of the palsy and I'm a hair and addict. And I'm a full time fish cleaner from Slidell. I was wondering if you could give me a truck."
  — Malachi (Caller), [41:30]

Cultural Bits

• “Well, it's just, you know, you do what you got to do. And I don't think about it.”
  — John on working through disability/adversity [92:11]

• “You want me to put in a word for you with the Russ Martin Show?... Apparently there’s an opening…”
  — John (to Bobbo/Turley) [173:37]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:11] - Crew banter, music, and sleepy studio vibe
• [10:05-13:29] - The Eagle country music flip confusion
• [14:23-16:09] - Negotiating a Camaro deal, real car buying
• [19:00-21:22] - The “stripper car” Corvette deal
• [31:14-35:39] - Epic “Wallace Edwards” story: Bruce Springsteen tour rivalry
• [36:05-44:52] - Louisiana callers and “free car” stories
• [79:46-84:05] - Listener feedback and John’s on-air apology about language
• [92:24–98:09] - Tony Romo’s dad “Romero” sports comedy
• [152:06-154:38] - Christmas vacation and show plans discussion

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Show Tone & Style

• Language: Edgy, conversational, with southern/Texas flavor, lots of sarcasm, regional terms, and blue-collar authenticity.
• Humor: Mix of quick banter, elaborate bits (especially from Turley), and real-world sarcasm.
• Approach: Unfiltered; leans heavily on dialogue, real caller contributions, music nostalgia, and a “work hard, play hard” / “no BS” attitude.

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Conclusion

Episode #76 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a fast-paced, irreverent ride through middle-American realities, car sales, offbeat humor, southern quirks, and biting sports/celebrity parody. Whether you care about car values, radio shenanigans, or just want to laugh at the absurdities of life, this episode is classic Saturday morning “talk radio for the common man.”

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Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Check my.

[Caller]

Check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check.

[J.D.]

One, two, M. Check.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, everybody.

[Bobbo]

You a little low there, J.D.

[J.D.]

Yeah, a little bit low.

[Caller]

What is.

[J.D.]

What song is this? Because I guess it's our theme song.

[Bobbo]

We've only played it for five years.

[J.D.]

I don't know what it is though.

[Bobbo]

Tripping daisy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prick. Hey, what you call it?

[Caller]

I'm sorry. Too easy.

[Mike Turley]

Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Check real quick.

[Mike Turley]

Well, you're testy this morning, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Mike Turley]

Testy man.

[Caller]

Testy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Testy.

[J.D.]

Tired. Are you tired? What happened?

[Bobbo]

Just waking up early every day gets to you.

[J.D.]

I've heard about it.

[Bobbo]

4:30 this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I came in and Bob was snoring away. Didn't have to do the alarm though.

[J.D.]

This week you guys get hurt to. Well, you have to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the only day I have to.

[Bobbo]

Do any production, so I have to get here early.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's early because we gotta buy cars. J.D.

[J.D.]

I got you. You have a real job.

[Mike Turley]

That's why we spell professional with a capital P. I see all Star players are headed to their positions in the infield now. I don't know about you guys. I think Pittsburgh Pirates are in trouble this time around. Hey, hey, Harry.

[J.D.]

Harry Carey.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, everybody, this is Harry Carrey. And I'm dead.

[J.D.]

Bobbo, do you have any crisis this week? Hey, seems like you always have a little something.

[Mike Turley]

I had a. I had a lot of stuff. I knew it.

[J.D.]

I knew it.

[Caller]

What?

[Mike Turley]

Well, it's just because I tell it so well. Everybody has crisis.

[J.D.]

You tell great stories, you know. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Yesterday morning. Okay, these glasses that I've worn for 10 years, I've been a little broke. Yesterday morning my right lens fell out somewhere between the front door.

[J.D.]

That's funny.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, now, I didn't crawl because I don't want the neighbors to see that.

[J.D.]

You realize what a Seinfeld episode this is, but go ahead.

[Mike Turley]

But I look so closely. I looked and looked and looked. I could not find that lens. So I had to go and get an eye exam and. And do the whole thing glass yesterday and come to find out in this enlightened day and age of our Lord 2016. You don't get glasses on the same day that you, that you buy them.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D.]

What it take a week? Oh, geez.

[Mike Turley]

So I'm still one eye. One eye baba.

[J.D.]

One eye baba.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but the left side's very.

[J.D.]

Can you do, can you do readers? I mean, can you just play with those $10 readers?

[Mike Turley]

No, because that's what I have. I don't. I asked the doctor that and he.

[J.D.]

Said no, not with your eyes.

[Mike Turley]

Let me think about it. No.

[J.D.]

Well, not with the doctor because he's making his money. It's like asking a dentist, hey, can I. Does this teeth, does this tooth need work? Yes.

[Mike Turley]

Here's the great development. These days though, you don't go to the old optometrist in your old hometown. You just walk into a super Walmart.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I was gonna say, you go.

[Mike Turley]

To Walmart, there's an optometrist right there. On location, on site. You walk across the hall, you don't even have to go outside the store. And there's, there's the eyeglass center. All taken care of.

[J.D.]

Between. Actually between Walmart and Amazon, we don't need to do anything else. We don't need any other stores really. Think about it.

[Bobbo]

I think Walmart's getting into the Amazon game, I think. Are they going to do something similar?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

How do you beat Walmart? Well, how do you beat Amazon? You can get anything. Anything. I bought coffee this week on Amazon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, coffee.

[J.D.]

Just. You can buy anything.

[Mike Turley]

Groceries and grains.

[J.D.]

It's gonna be. Yeah, it's gonna be fresh food soon.

[Mike Turley]

When Walmart sells porn, that'll be the day. It's gonna be a brand new day.

[J.D.]

That's the trifecta.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Does Amazon porn? Yeah.

[J.D.]

No.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you can get some pretty risque DVDs, man. I think you got your grown up filter checked.

[J.D.]

I must, I must. Yeah, it's probably something like that. I hate when that happens comfortably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been out of town for three days.

[J.D.]

Where you been?

[John Clay Wolf]

My old lady was watching 50 Shades of Gray.

[J.D.]

Oh, geez. No wonder you're tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been up this morning.

[J.D.]

I bet you have.

[Mike Turley]

And dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of porn. Okay, now I'll go back to you at breakfast.

[J.D.]

That is a. God, that's. That was such a phenomenon. So many women. Yeah, it was just their secret passion.

[Mike Turley]

It was. Those were great times.

[J.D.]

My husband watches porn. What do you think 50 shades of gray is, sweetie? Just because it's a book.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never saw It.

[J.D.]

I never saw the movie either, but I. I had a friend who read.

[John Clay Wolf]

The book Spank me, spike me, beat me, beat me.

[J.D.]

Oh, it's tie me up and.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, Yeah, I think what the. What the girl. What the girl says in that one is. Oh, my.

[Caller]

Did you.

[J.D.]

Is that in there?

[Mike Turley]

But like, dog. Bark like a dog. Like a big dog. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it Bill Murray?

[Caller]

Very.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get down, baby, and bark like a dog for me.

[Mike Turley]

This is.

[J.D.]

This is somebody at the ball when he's got the ball washer.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ball washer.

[J.D.]

He is. It's the ball washer scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of onomatopoeia in that.

[J.D.]

You think?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Geez, 25 years later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the ball washer.

[J.D.]

That's what he's doing. He's washing his ball on the golf course.

[Mike Turley]

Today's secret word is onomatopoeia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or bark like a dog.

[J.D.]

For me, baby, that's more than a word.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when people say that, does that mean they're like, they're. Does it mean they're attracted to animals?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know the S M culture at all, dude. I never got it. I do not get it, Though. I've been called a casual masochist from time to time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you're a sharecropper, you're a sharecropper. 40 acres and a mule.

[J.D.]

The use or formation of words.

[Mike Turley]

JD didn't get that.

[J.D.]

I wouldn't listen. I was reading onomatopoeia. Where did you come up with animals? That has nothing to do with that definition. I don't want to be at the use.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord. It's the what?

[J.D.]

I was looking it up. It's the useful formation of words whose sound is intended to imitate the action they. They meet. They sound like bang.

[Caller]

Supposed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's exactly what I said.

[Mike Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said something. Bark like a dog.

[J.D.]

You said something about animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bark like a dog for me. What? Okay, if you bark. Is that a sound? Is it. Are you a dog?

[J.D.]

You were saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you barking like a dog on a monop? Mean the golf course with your ball.

[Mike Turley]

Wash. No, because anim sounds, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not talking about golfing.

[J.D.]

I'm with you.

[Mike Turley]

No, but there's onomatopoeia there, too.

[Caller]

Whack.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it does when you get mud on your golf balls.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It can throw the spin off in slice or pull.

[J.D.]

That's why they have ball washing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Tripping Daisy Turley?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good song. What are y' all doing.

[Mike Turley]

Must be Saturday.

[J.D.]

Hanging out, baby.

[Mike Turley]

Must be time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got my coffee.

[Mike Turley]

Here we are now. Entertain us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dance for me. Bark like a dog for me.

[Mike Turley]

My daughter Bree is listening this morning. She said, dad, be funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go funny. Go be funny. Don't be fat, just be funny.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Which ruins everything because my friend's listening.

[J.D.]

If you're listening now, the funny starts in just a few minutes. It's coming. It really is. This is pretty funny.

[Bobbo]

This is the warm up set.

[J.D.]

This is the warm up. This is what we do when we're not on the radio, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We already told the racial jokes. That was before we got on there. Right. So we don't do that.

[J.D.]

That's all out of the way. And we do it after the show. The little post game podcast. Podcast.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that's not for show new.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're. And we can do that. So we had a lot of web hits on our podcast last week. After the show at noon, we just left the tape rolling for about 15 minutes and shot the.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shot the breeze. Shot the poop.

[J.D.]

And even though I know we're off the air, the words you use still makes me make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I cussed.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cussed a lot. Hard.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that I could get it out of my system.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, you did. It is jarring a little bit when you've been in broadcast for so long.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's kind of like when you go to the bathroom.

[J.D.]

No, not really following you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know when you're doing your business, you're cleaning up and you reach back, you know, you're doing what you. And then you hit that hole and you're like, oh, my God. It's one of those. You got to put it in 4x4 low and lock the hubs to get out of it.

[J.D.]

Totally lost me.

[John Clay Wolf]

But okay, it's like, I'll be a minute. It's kind of jarring like that.

[J.D.]

So, yeah, that's what happens after 12 o' clock central.

[Mike Turley]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just lost a listener. You just lost a listener. So what did you do this week, Bob? I've been on the road working like a sharecropper.

[Mike Turley]

I noticed that. I've had a weird week, I swear to God. Do we have time for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

Wednesday morning I was in production. Okay. Now, I was not in the control room, but there was a TSN news report. Texas State News Network is A network we have here, local.

[J.D.]

That's who j on that network.

[Mike Turley]

And I swear to you, I thought I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, here we. Here we go. Just stop. Just stop. You don't want to hear freak show. Okay, so Bob and I are talking at what, 11 or 12 or whatever time. 10am I'm driving down the road.

[Mike Turley]

Yesterday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, it was yesterday morning.

[Mike Turley]

Yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it felt like two weeks ago. Hang on, let me look at my. It's. He calls. I was gonna save this for later.

[J.D.]

Why don't you repeat it? Yeah, the cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not as funny the second time around. Cool.

[J.D.]

Kids are up this time of day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob calls. What's going on, man? Not much. How are you? I'm good. What you need?

[Mike Turley]

Dude, are they playing country music on the Eagle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, are they playing country music on the Eagle? The Eagles are stationed in Dallas, Fort Worth, right? Rock97 1. We were on it forever. It's been around forever. He's in Bowie, Texas.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's 100 mile, 60 miles out of Fort Worth.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they flip the Eagle? Are they playing country on the Eagle? I'm in Louisiana. First of all, I don't know. Second of all, no, there's another 97.1 in Anson, Texas. It's a hundred thousand watt throw, and you're picking up the wave off of that. Cause there's no way they just killed the edge and then the Eagle.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Well, let me. What was the name?

[Mike Turley]

Then he's like, Cause I'm sitting in my driveway listening to Shania Twain on 97.1. Yeah, and I thought, this is too odd because I heard Wednesday. Okay. So I called Wolf first and said, hey, do they flip? You know, are they playing? He said, no, it's probably that sticking hands and. Great thing about Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go?

[Mike Turley]

He knows where all the broadcast networks are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, how's that impersonation go again?

[Mike Turley]

No, it's. That's probably a sticking answer. And they got 100,000 watts. You're probably getting bleed through. I said, okay, but that's so odd because I heard on Wednesday morning that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy Skull died of cancer. And I said, I saw her at the concert at the Eagle concert Tuesday night. How did she look?

[Mike Turley]

I said, I heard that she had been diagnosed like eight months ago and that she passed away on Wednesday on Pearl Harbor Day. He said, well, that's funny, because I saw her on Tuesday. And I just said, well, how she. How did she look?

[J.D.]

Almost dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, I'm in the middle, you're right. It was normally these. These weird drunken conversations going late at night. This was in the middle of my busy work day and I've got Bobo calling me. I'm in the middle of an auction in Louisiana asking me a, is the eagle gone country? And B, is Cindy Skull dead?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the answer to both baba was no.

[Mike Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

But did you stop for a second think, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I. I did. I did.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, you pretty ran up because you were busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said.

[Mike Turley]

You said you got Google on your phone. Yeah. Look, I gotta know if that dies.

[J.D.]

God.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he did. That's a direct quote. Is that what he said?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not a.

[Mike Turley]

Certainly not. He's part of the nomenclature. It means sweet lady.

[Caller]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

Nice lady. Scully's fine. Everybody. I misheard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you hear?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mushrooms and acid will do that to a man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, 10 in the morning too, huh?

[Mike Turley]

Some other radio personality in this state though. It was on the TSN network. I didn't hear it all the rest of the day. Something skull and they're dead. Maybe Scully hold or maybe something put them on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Frank, hey, how you doing? Yes, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Richmond, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was there last night. I had to drive back in the middle of the night up Highway 6. That's a better way to get home from Houston than 45. Yeah, it is.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except it's a bitch to get from Sugar Land to about Cyprus in traffic.

[Caller]

Yeah, there's no other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. You got a 10 SS Camaro with how many miles?

[Caller]

About 66,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof or navigation?

[Caller]

Navigation, but no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can touch but you can't taste. It's white.

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's wrong with it? Besides. Nothing.

[Caller]

Nothing. It's garage kept has a little bit of wheel damage from a curb on the left wheel, but other than that, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yes on the leather, yes on the sunroof, no on the RS package and no on the 21 inch wheel, right?

[Caller]

No, it's straight up SS 20 inch wheels. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof. Okay, 15 grand.

[Caller]

15? Yeah, I was looking for 16, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 here. I just want to get one done and be done and get this bitch rolling, Right? If I give you 16, do I own your car?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I Own your car. So now what are we gonna do with my car this weekend? Where is it gonna be? Where are you gonna park it?

[Caller]

Oh, well, I don't. No, I might have misheard you. I thought you were gonna give me 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't. No, no, no, no. I said I'll give you 16. I own your car. Sixteen grand. Done deal. Okay, so with a clean carfax, if it's got an accident history on the carfax, I'm gonna back it up. 1500 bucks. Is it clean?

[Caller]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So if I pull the VIN number, which I don't have because we're just on the radio, do you know if it's got a clean carfax?

[Caller]

It should be a clean carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're all good?

[Caller]

Yeah, we should be good. And I understand if you have to back it out, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to back it up. I want to buy him. I am not looking for reasons to go backwards. I want to get. I need to buy 150 cars between now and next Saturday for a goal that I'm trying to put good.

[Caller]

Because I need to sell it next Friday. So I need to do the deal on Friday because we're going down. My wife's going down to Florida. My dad sold us a Q7 for $30,000 with 30,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Your dad gave you a better deal than you gave me, but that's all fine. So you're in Richmond. Do you have a title or payoff paid off? Okay, none of the buyers are in yet. They get here at 9. So I'm going to put you back on hold. He's going to take your info and they'll call you, get the VIN number. We can just knock it all down today. You can get the pictures to us. We'll have the VIN number, the miles. They'll send you an offer letter and then you write back accept. And then the girls will call you Monday morning and arrange the. We'll call and get your 10 day payoff with your lender and arrange for pickup on Friday.

[Caller]

So if you don't. If we don't owe any money on it and we own it outright, we just get a check?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's correct. Amundo.

[Caller]

Okay, so number on me. I'm in my truck driving. Will someone call me back? Would that be the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just actually gonna put you on hold right now and let him get your callback number. And then they'll. They'll call you. Around 10. Hang on just a second.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And thank you for doing business with give me the VIN, Frank. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com no, these aren't actors. Nope. And no, these aren't set up. If you don't believe me, go ask Frank.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com.

[Mike Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, honey. You there?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this?

[Caller]

This is Renee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Renee, Am I on speakerphone? This is really loud and obnoxious in the background. Or turn it down. Thank you.

[Caller]

Sorry, I'm driving into work.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got, darl?

[Caller]

I've got an 05 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Corvette. Do you smoke cigarettes and hang on a pole for work?

[Caller]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever thought about it?

[Caller]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Possibly. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

54.

[John Clay Wolf]

54.

[Caller]

What color it is? Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red. How old are you?

[Caller]

Me? 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

23 with 54 red vet. Never been a stripper, but thought about it. Who paid for this car?

[Caller]

That would be my parents.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did your dad know that this is a stripper car for a young 23 year old Texan woman?

[Caller]

I don't think he knew that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, all right. If it was yellow, then I would just say all bets are off. You're lying. You are a stripper. But why do you want to sell it? What, are you gonna get a yellow one?

[Caller]

No, I was thinking about getting a new car. I'm not sure what I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you really want to sell this thing? Because I want to buy it.

[Caller]

You know, I've been thinking about it and I've gotten some other offers on the vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you do want to sell? I've got 10 seconds. I'm sorry. Well, $15,000. Buy it. It's a.05 with 54.

[Caller]

No, I've got a higher offer than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller]

I've got about 16 from CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 from CarMax. So it's a nice one if they saw it. How long did it take you to get that 16 grand? You had to drive over there. How long did you have to wait on?

[Caller]

Drove over there about 45 minutes. And then I had to wait an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hour and a half, hour and a half to get your 16 grand. And you called me and you just got 165 in 45 seconds. So if I give you 16 5, will you sell it to me?

[Caller]

I know you're gonna come and get it.

[Mike Turley]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was gonna say, I know I advertise that we come and get it, but I'd rather you come to us because you just sound so cute.

[Caller]

All right, where are you guys located in Fort Worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got two offices. We got one in Lewisville, one in Fort Worth. We will come get it. I'm just playing with you. So 16:5. I own it. Done deal.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. We're gonna get your information. Thank you for calling in and playing along with my smart assiness too. Because remember, this is a show and we have to entertain people. It's not just about cars. 800-800-7234. Call me now or just go to givemetheven.com as you can tell, we're buying them this morning. I'm in heat. I'm ready to buy. I've got a lot of cars to buy. Come on. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. Good morning, Dallas, Oklahoma, Houston, Pennsylvania. Everybody that gets up to listen to this show, we know you're out there. And we'll be back in just a minute and have a lot of funny stuff for you.

[Mike Turley]

You know, just that Saturday, put Happy Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John play wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

I'Ll tell you what's more. Before I get off the floor, don't bring.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you a hundred dollars. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most the time. Givemetheven.com. we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethevin. Com.

[Mike Turley]

Sell us your car.

[Caller]

GiveMeTheVin.

[Mike Turley]

Com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you. You're something, honey child. And you're way out of control. Mm. You're in my home, honey child.

[Caller]

Honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was jamming to some cult this week. Hey, could you grab Hollow man for later in the show? Turley. That. That song, it rocks my lame ass. Good morning, everyone. New Orleans, Baton Rouge, I. E. Good morning to you. I bet this is the first time that the cult has been played on WRKnash FM this week.

[J.D.]

Yeah, probably this week. Yes we ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

We rock a little bit, but we listen to country when we're off the air like y' all do. So it's all good.

[J.D.]

We're just like you Love Rock.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard. 07 vet 25, 000 miles hard top automatic. Does it have navigation? Does it have chromes?

[Caller]

It does have navigation. It does have chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, average rough or clean and what color?

[Caller]

It's red or maroon color. And then the interior is fan leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 5. It's right there at 20,000. I don't know if it's 20,001 or 19 9. Does 20,000 buy it?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, quit being such a hard ass. I mean, come on. Do you have a title to it?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you called me. You want to sell your rig, right? You want to get paid? You don't want to jack with people and get lied to and have people that can't afford to do what they say they're doing. I mean, people come. I'll come to your house. I won't, but I'll send a guy, and he'll, you know, walk around it real quick, hand you check, and he's out of there. There's got to be value to that. Is there not value to that? Is that not a good service? Sure it is.

[Caller]

I'm sorry. What now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, isn't that worth something?

[Caller]

It is, but the only reason why I want to get rid of it because I don't use it that much. I bought it about five years ago, and I know the history behind the car because I know the previous owners, and the car's been vanna waxed every Year and garage kept and it hardly ever gets driven at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why I'm putting 20,000 miles in it because it's only got $20,000. Anyway. What. What you called here this morning. What was your goal?

[Caller]

1See what I was listening to your show and then also want to see what I get Just as a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'm going to be in the 26, 27 area.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're stoned off your ass. I mean, just. Just. I mean, just skunk, bud dog like medical grade. Brother was high because it's 07. It's got great miles. Yeah, that is too much. It's too much. Too high. Too high. It's just like there's a. No Reese. No Reese. Want to purchase. No reason. Too high.

[Caller]

Too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's too high. All right, Rich. I want to buy it. I want to buy it. But you got to get right if you want to get tight. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio rapping and rhyming. I'm gonna look this one up. I'm gonna look it up while we're on the break. Maybe I'm. I don't think I'm lying because I bought that 06 convertible. Anyway, we'll be back in a minute. 800, 800 radio. Just gonna give me the vi n dot com. And this is Ozzy for a minute.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeTheEven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Mike Turley]

Tell us your car. GiveMeTheEven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. You gotta remember we're on a few country stations.

[Bobbo]

Well, this was a request from the buyers that they give me the VIN buying office. This gets them going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So I figured you wouldn't mind this, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gets the cowboys up that's right Feeding. They're throwing alfalfa flakes all over the countryside.

[Mike Turley]

No, that's bull riding music, man, right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Mike Turley]

That's bull ride music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it is. New country. You bet. We're on the new country. New. What is the name of the song?

[J.D.]

Walk by.

[Bobbo]

Pantera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, okay.

[J.D.]

Well, I went to a Pantera concert. I've told that story.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[J.D.]

Friend of mine called me, and I'm back in my drinking days. He goes, hey, we're going to a concert. Limo's coming by, so I jump in the car. They go to Pantera. Never been to Pantera before. We're backstage at Pantera. Have you have any idea what goes on backstage at a Pantera concert? Let me answer. You do?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. I met those guys, actually. They were very mean to us when I was like, 19, 20 years old.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D.]

Why would they mean.

[Mike Turley]

I've never seen Vinnie or anybody in 88 or 89. Before they got their contract, we were playing the ranch. We were the opening band Thursdays and Fridays.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Mike Turley]

They were the Saturday band.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4-808. They're very mean to us. Well, you started it.

[J.D.]

I know, but I was gonna be quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't layer it in like. Hell, no.

[Mike Turley]

You asked me anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've just got an idea of where I'm going. 2010 Tahoe. Is it leather or cloth, Mario?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navigation and or sunroof?

[Caller]

Both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 16, 17, 18. What buys it?

[Caller]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, everybody's stoned off their asses. Did you vote for yes to medicinal marijuana?

[Caller]

Absolutely I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could tell.

[Caller]

25 on the car.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what Kelly blueballs does? You know what Kelly Blue balls does, Mario? She leaves you sitting there. She leaves you hanging wanting more. Mario, Kelly Blue balls will tell you she's gonna give it all to you, but you just wind up going home to your mama. Mario, where are you from?

[Caller]

What are you offering? New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell. I'm offering 20 grand. 18, 19, 20. I got to see it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me see the pictures. And send me a picture of Kelly Blue Balls, too. I want to see it all.

[Caller]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, look, I love my Yankee friends. I love. I love my Yankee friends. Yes, we're on in. In New Jersey and New York. Forget about Pennsylvania.

[Mike Turley]

That's a great spiel you just did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a great spiel?

[Mike Turley]

That whole gangster deal. That was awesome. I've never heard you do that before?

[Caller]

Before?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I have. I have.

[J.D.]

He's deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I have. Jimmy runs deep. Hey, I random after the show today, while we're doing the podcast, I need to do a spot a live read for Charlie Evans at Vanderg Honda for his new commercial. Ah, FYI.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, old Charlie Evans. Wallace, you've never had a grilled cape on until you've had it off the grill of Charlie Evans at Vandergriff Honda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Wallace Edwards.

[Mike Turley]

He's a barbecue master.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace. God, he just pops up, man.

[J.D.]

He's amazing.

[Mike Turley]

He's also an orange belt and Korean Kenpo. He actually broke my shin last summer with his BO staff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that during the big sales event at Vandergriff Honda.

[Mike Turley]

I still like him and he's a good guy, but you don't want to fight him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Wallace, as long as you're here, didn't we have you were scheduled to come in to do a little behind the Music story for us.

[Mike Turley]

I get a little weird calendar wise this time of year. John wiped out. Here's a story I've got lined up for you. By the 1960s, one of the biggest up and coming rock acts from England was Manford Man's Earth Band, who had scored tremendous hits in the UK with songs like the Mighty Quinn and Do what Diddy Diddy, which he'd actually written for Diddy Quinn, his sweetheart since childhood. And they still managed to do a lion's share of live shows by the 70s, opening for newer, younger rock artists. Literally a dream come true. That is, until they were scheduled in 1975 to perform a total of 20 dates opening for Bruce Springsteen and his E Street Band. From the get go, Bruce and Manfred were less than instant besties upon their first meeting. Rather than a traditional handshake, Springsteen did that old fake shake and comb the hair thing, laughed and walked away. Which is, of course, an unbelievably rude gesture upon first introduction. Add to that that one by one, every single of the E Street Band pulled the same goof on Mann, all nine of them in a row. But more and much worse indignities were to come. It's no secret that Bruce was a heavy drinker and recreational cocaine abuser in those days, and that led to many abuses of his status as the headlining attraction. Invariably, he'd show up late, forcing Manford Man's band to stretch their opening shot beyond the planned set list, requiring them to play unplanned covers of songs by everyone from the Beach Boys to Kiss with no preparation. Or he'd play his closing set for hours on end, forcing Manfred and his crew to wait, sometimes as late as 4am to collect their pay for the night. Bruce also had a highly offensive and not very well executed full English accent he'd used during his act to ridicule man show to his own crowd, and more than once, passed out on Manfred's bus in his undies. Wallace forcing. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to get caught up with the story. You lost me. So is Bruce the opening act for Manford Man?

[Mike Turley]

Manford man was opening for Bruce at this time. The E Street Band was the biggest act in rock and roll at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year are we in?

[Mike Turley]

1975.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so Manford Man, Bruce opening, and they're jacking with each other between during these shows. Okay, go ahead.

[Mike Turley]

More than once, Bruce passed out on Manfred's bus in his undies, forcing Manfred and Diddy to share a ride with Little Steven and David Sanchez, two of the E Street Band's most amoral and sexually depraved members, all the way to Cleveland from Allentown, during which time the two English lovers feared for their bodies as well as their lives. And then, on the night of November 26, in a final excruciating blow following the last performance of the tour, after revealing a trist that had begun more than a month prior, Bruce stole Diddy Manford Mann's pride and joy and flew her back to his home in Asbury Park, New Jersey, only to drop her like a bad English muffin a short month later. She wound up in a state mental ward in Newark, where she still resides today. As for Manfred Mann, he still tours and writes for other artists. In fact, his one top selling hit of the 1970s, blinded by the Light, was written with Bruce Springsteen firmly in mind. One lyric specifically tells the tale, because to the trained perspective of an English performer of impeccable taste and style, the Boss was really nothing more than a blind idiot wrapped up like a douche. Just another runner in the 9 it. And that's this week's Rock and roll true story. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[J.D.]

Sure. That's the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is a douche wrapped up?

[J.D.]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's how many Aggies does it take to wrap a douche?

[Mike Turley]

Think it has something to do with that headlining act? Money?

[J.D.]

It's deuce.

[Mike Turley]

He was wrapped up like a deuce. I think it means very tightly. No, something about the absorbency.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Wrapped up like a deuce A deuce, a deuce.

[J.D.]

Read the lyrics. It's deuce.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a deuce? That's. That'd be like going to the bathroom. That's not nice.

[Mike Turley]

That's not much of an insult, J.D.

[J.D.]

It'S not. It's the way the song is written.

[Mike Turley]

But if he's wrapped up like a douche, it means he's not a very nice guy.

[J.D.]

Well, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that is where the fun is.

[Mike Turley]

Who's the rock and roll scholar here, anyway?

[John Clay Wolf]

You are.

[J.D.]

And I'm sorry. I've stepped up into the wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

My bad, Brandon. A 10 Yukon Denali with a buck and a half it's worth 10 grand. 9 grand with 155,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

He didn't like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he didn't like it. He hung up on me. Huh. Sherry, where are you calling from?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi, I'm from Slidell, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. You need a.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That had pneumonia.

[Caller]

Colon cancer. And I fell off the roof and broke my arm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's her again.

[Caller]

Y.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy holidays.

[J.D.]

How's your week been?

[Mike Turley]

Happy holidays.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm waiting on a car.

[Caller]

See if you could be a good Samaritan and put that all over that. You gave away a car to a granny?

[J.D.]

Fell off a roof and walked.

[John Clay Wolf]

We started in New Orleans last week.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And someone asked me, how did it go? I said the first call out of New Orleans was, lady that wants me to give her a free car.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that tells you, right? Yeah. I mean, that's. That's. So how are you going to pay to get this thing registered.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give you a car? I mean, here's what I've learned. Whenever I do something like this, it just turns into trouble. You think I got no problem giving you a car, but I don't want to keep, like, giving and giving.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it needs work now, John.

[Caller]

I will go and have it put in my name immediately and get the insurance on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, Sherry, we do buy cheaper cars. I don't have any down there yet, but when we get one, and I want you to go to. I think you sent me an email earlier in the week, but do it again. When I buy a cheaper car, I will give it to you, and I really will, because it's not worth hauling home. It costs 300 to get them back to Dallas. So I would rather give it to you and you tell the story of how this nice little guy from Dallas, Texas, gave you a car. And you were my first listener and first caller in New Orleans.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm believing you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. It's Christmas time. I Mean, just call me Kris Kringle.

[Caller]

That stuff to smoke or put under my tongue yet? Either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you, Sherry.

[J.D.]

How could that possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm in Cyprus, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 70,000 miles on a 535 BMW GT. That's that kind of sport wagon looking deal, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a ten thousand dollar rig. Eleven thousand. No, it's got seventy on it. Hold on. It's worth more than that. It's worth more than that. I'm sorry, I thought I had 90 on it.

[Caller]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I owe 20 on it.

[Mike Turley]

I want to.

[Caller]

I want to try to get as much out of it as I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that do this. I've got a finance company that we're partners with that can work wonders on working on a negative equity. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I think it's worth about 15 grand. Go to givemetheven dot com, load it up and we will get you with our guys. And they have access to every car, make anything in the world. So they can. I can bid it for you, hand you to them. They can dig you out of the negative equity and leash you out of a leash out of your mess. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bobbo, J.D. ryan and Mike Turley. And we buy cars on the radio.

[J.D.]

You Bear, Thunder strike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thunderstream.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thunderstrek.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to a Weezer concert this week.

[Mike Turley]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. Where were they? In Dallas at the. Whatever it's called this week.

[J.D.]

How was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The great vinyl Starplex. Oh, no, no, no. Grand Prairie deal.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next stage, next whatever. Horizon, Nokia.

[J.D.]

How was the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weezer? They're good. Okay.

[J.D.]

Why'd you go to Weezer?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was looking for chicks.

[J.D.]

You're happily married.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a company Christmas party. I mean it wasn't a company Christmas party. It was a station event. And I was at Clear Channel all after. Whatever it's called this now.

[Caller]

I heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was there all afternoon and we went to that concert.

[J.D.]

Okay. Hanging out with the big wigs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go to more concerts. I mean we, they. They cross promote all these anyway.

[J.D.]

But you travel a lot. It's tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I You know, it's just tough. It's just tough being me.

[Bobbo]

Well, thanks for the invite. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was last minute. It was very last. I didn't get my tickets or passed until I was in. It was. Hey, do you want to go to Weezer? We're fixing to leave. We got to go. Yeah, sure. Let's go. Malachi. Good morning. You're there, Matt. Is that. Am I pronouncing that right? Malachi, like the biblical character?

[Caller]

It's Malkai.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'm from Slide Hill. I heard that granny on radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're from South Louisiana also.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I gotta. I got a touch of the palsy and I'm a hair and addict. And I'm a full time fish cleaner from Slidell. I was wondering if you could give me a truck.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

A full time. What?

[Caller]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fish cleaner. Fish cleaner.

[J.D.]

Fish cleaner.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about he's got a touch of the palsy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a heroin addict. He's a full time fish cleaner and he would like to know if we would like to give him a truck. I see. I think we should.

[Caller]

And I need a. I need four wheel drive and I need a hitch on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you need the hitch for? Malachi from Slidell?

[Caller]

Pull my boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you buy a car? Before you buy a boat, you need to get well.

[Caller]

I've been going to rehab and the methadone costs a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does, but what you're calling me for a free truck, but you got a boat.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but I gotta get my five.

[Caller]

Kids to school down to Quincy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what do you do if.

[Caller]

I pull my boat down there and then I go to the clinic and get my methadone and come home and clean fish? And I ate a good time a year to clean the fish.

[J.D.]

John, you started this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was down there yesterday and it's.

[Caller]

Cold because they wily.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so you want me to give you a free 4x4 truck because the granny that fell off the roof, broke her arm, has colon cancer and walks to the city wants a free car.

[Caller]

Yeah. And you so nice and that kind of broke me up. You should n that grandmama and give her a car. And I thought you could give me a four wheel drive with a quad cab and a hitch on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to have that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All right.

[Caller]

And a CD player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay, I'm down. I mean, you just go to givemetheven.com and click email. John, email jcw. Everybody who wants free cars from South Louisiana this morning.

[Bobbo]

They have problems.

[Caller]

I got the web tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

However you get there, just get there, Malachi. And. And hang loose on that recovery. And I hope that methadone keeps you all straight, man.

[Caller]

You ever done meth in a pack of. Throw in a pack of Pall Malls and I'll get you back. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Christy, 12 Acadia SLT with 70. Is it leather, sunroof, navigation?

[Caller]

No navigation or sunroof, but it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather with remote start in PDC. Does 12,000 buy it? A little more. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. say John was thinking 12 on the air. Here's what. Here's the pictures, here's the vin, and here's what I'll take for it. And my buyers will confirm with you immediately. They just got to work 10 minutes ago. And if you go to give me the vin.com right now before they get busy, they'll turn it around quick.

[Caller]

All right, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Malachi, huh? You gotta love it. We're gonna have some.

[Bobbo]

All these weird ones coming from Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta love it. You gotta love it. You gotta love it. Marie Laveau's son.

[J.D.]

Seriously, you ever had the Rougarou methadone?

[Caller]

No.

[J.D.]

How about I have methadone?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

I don't even know what. I know what it is. They give that to people that are getting off heroin. Right?

[Mike Turley]

Right. I mean, there must be something about it.

[J.D.]

It must be. But I know I've never had methadone.

[Mike Turley]

You got any?

[J.D.]

Yes, I have a bag full.

[Mike Turley]

Well, I. I'm a bad guy, cuz I asked you.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you are.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, man.

[J.D.]

Just cuz I'm an alcoholic doesn't mean I'm a drug addict as well.

[Mike Turley]

Tough room in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is.

[Mike Turley]

I thought you might have it for your buddies, you know, like Pouch.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I carry it around. Want some coke?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe crack. So I'm out of town yesterday and the wife calls.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

At 8am and I'm down in. Where? Amazon? Houston. P. M. 8am Every time I leave, something goes wrong with the house. Water wells broken.

[J.D.]

How old is that house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Water well's broken. Okay. Water's not running. Running very slowly. And I'm like, this is. You know, that's a real problem.

[Mike Turley]

Problem, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

No water, no power, some flooding. Sure. So I immediately. And I'm down in South Houston where it's a little bit different. So I immediately call the water. Well, man. Hey, this John. Remember you put in a new pump system for us about three years ago? Yeah. Listen on the radio. It's all cool. Yeah. Hey, I'm out of town. My wife called. Water's not running. Can you run out there and check on it? He's like, when did it quit? I'm like, this morning. He's like, why don't I call me about 2 o', clock, see if it's thought out by then.

[J.D.]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, wow. I feel stupid. So stupid.

[J.D.]

Just saved you some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The only day of the year it freezes and I caught. I mean, that's the blondest moment I've ever had. Paul. An 04F150 with 200,000 miles on. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

2500.

[Caller]

2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 225,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, but that good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm just gonna give it to Malachi.

[Caller]

Well, I know, but I gotta get. I gotta get me a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy yours?

[Caller]

I'm looking for around 7,000. Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too damn high. Where you calling from, Paul?

[Caller]

I'm from Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody up north, everybody's from Louis, Louisiana. We are, we are introducing the entire United States to south Louisiana this morning. This is my life.

[J.D.]

It's a beautiful man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, it's. It's fun place. I. It's entertaining as hell.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I first started working down there on Saturdays is the biggest day in the car business. And I stayed, you know, I was buying at auctions on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday in Louisiana. I said I'm going to stay an extra day and work these dealerships on Saturday. And I go around and nobody's there. Yeah, used car managers are gone. Stores, Cadillac store was closed. Really? Saturday. More fishing.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who's used car manager dating? R. Where's he? Oh, he's off on Saturday.

[J.D.]

This Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today's Saturday. If you ain't smoking, drinking and screwing down here, you just visiting, honey.

[J.D.]

You ain't from here, are you, boy?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, no, Shamal, not my Saturday.

[J.D.]

Take a little Texas truck and scoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

On down the road.

[J.D.]

Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been going to Louisiana for 2098. Is that 20 years? Yeah, I've been working that, that state for that long. The problem is when I'm on the road, man, I eat like hell.

[J.D.]

Yeah, well, yeah, because it's hard to get good food when you're yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the time to do it.

[J.D.]

Like what? A pulling. Denny's just whipping through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, you. No, you're in all these tails.

[J.D.]

You don't have time. Time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do have time. You just. You. Why do you have time when you're at home? It's just easier.

[J.D.]

Your wife makes your food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, not mine.

[J.D.]

Your wife doesn't cook some. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She could do it more. Honey, are you listening?

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merry Christmas.

[J.D.]

Be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put Mimi on hold. 800-800-7234-8800-7234-8800. Radio. Put Mimi on hold. Mimi on hold means Mimi on hold. God, Mimi, where have you been? I've been here all day. Where are you calling from?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I thought with a name like Mimi, I'm like, here's another south Louisiana one.

[Caller]

No, not in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Acura. TL was 64. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White with sunroof, tan interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a 13 with 64 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very clean. Very clean. She says very clean. She says 60 on the clock. $13,000 is what I'm coming up with.

[Caller]

They're mine. Well, you'll have a great day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you owe 20 on it?

[Caller]

No, I don't owe anything on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Average MMR is 13,5. That's the market now. Are you sure it doesn't have navigation? Because it's a big difference in price.

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I've already got 18, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

So at a dealership, trade in or straight sell?

[Caller]

Straight. Sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

To a dealer or to your neighbor?

[Caller]

To a neighbor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When that falls through. Because it does 80% of the time. I'm not kidding. It just happened last week. Yeah, Somebody just, you know, and I. It was to his son in law, and I said, hey, if that. Just in case that deal fell through, remember, we're still in it. He said, are you psychic? No, those deals fall apart 80% of the time. But, Mimi, it's a 13 to 14 grand rig. That's what the money is on it, and I will buy it. And if your deal falls through with your neighbor, your friend, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it.

[Caller]

Thanks, Kellen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'.

[Caller]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

They ain't gonna be neighbors for long.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. No, they could be. It could be fun. But that Volkswagen out of Houston with. It's a diesel tour egg. I just randomly thought about that car because it had heavy equipment on it. Wrote him a note doing yalls job for you and I.

[Mike Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. And he says how did you know? I was like. Because the neighbor deals always fall apart.

[Mike Turley]

I remember that. Dude man, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That fell through.

[Mike Turley]

And you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think we picked up his week.

[Mike Turley]

It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

97 town car with 107. Mike, it's really not me. It's probably a th000 bucks. I don't even know if I'd give a th000 bucks for it.

[Caller]

Oh man. You said you going to give the. The poor old granny a car and I got a good for you man. I'll come down $500 to help her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Then I'm going to put you on hold. Okay. Mike, you there? Hold on. Just.

[Caller]

Yeah, but I need. But I need 25 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike Turley]

Man.

[Caller]

I'm coming down. 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll cost 500 to get it down to her. This is getting expensive.

[Caller]

Anyway, I appreciate you show. I'm just trying to help the old granny out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D.]

Giving time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's a smart ass on Saturday mornings. Including me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio rub. Tony Romos dad is coming again today. When is he getting traded?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Looks like Jerry's setting it up for the end of the year though. That's for sure. Talking to the New York Times telling him oh Tony's gonna be a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part of the this super bowl runy the chipmunk is coming up in the next hour ride of the week. Top 10 at 10. What's the top. What's KC Kasem's top 10?

[J.D.]

10 worst New Year's resolutions. It's the time of year people make. Make changes in life.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. Quit giving away town cars to grand. There's one grandmas. J.D. what's in the news?

[J.D.]

Well, let me look here for you there days are gone. You going to fly this year? Just fly on the airlines. Well, no more free sandwiches. No more complimentary pillows. And now you know the overhead bin. United is going to start charging.

[Mike Turley]

You use that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about joining the mile high club? What's that going to cost?

[J.D.]

That's. That's free. Still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Have you ever done that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on airline. An airplane. Yes.

[J.D.]

When you were flying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's a little dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what autopilots are for.

[J.D.]

Go ahead anyway that they're the first of the of all the airlines to start charging.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a good pilot. Well, yeah, I left my plane in Houston yesterday.

[Caller]

Really?

[J.D.]

Because of the weather?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. I left it because the weather Friday before last and drove my ass all the way home to make this show. Then I go back through there this week and I'm getting it yesterday afternoon after working in Houston, Sugarland airport. Going down the Runway. I mean, the taxiway. Getting ready to take off. All flight plan loaded. Going through my run, ready to go. You're going through the run up at the hold short line.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taking the active. Doing the run up in the right engines. Coughing, not coughing bad, but I'm like.

[J.D.]

I'm down just enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got four kids, man. I can't die yet.

[J.D.]

You know what's funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

The other side of me was like, man, maybe I should go ahead and finish myself off now.

[J.D.]

No, I, I thought, I brought. I thought about this this week. It's the holidays when I made my life insurance. Do you have life insurance?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dude, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

It's so cheap. You really should get that. I made it sound like Dave, what's his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you plugging?

[J.D.]

No, I'm just saying, you got four.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove. I've got four kids.

[J.D.]

Go get some life insurance. Leave them a couple of million bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carry a GMC. Sarah. We with 68. It's got to be worth something in the mid to upper teens. I want to buy it, but I've got to go to commercial break. Okay, can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? VIN number. VIN number. Miles and pictures. And we will email you an offer letter. And I'm a quick pay and easy to deal with.

[Caller]

All right, thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Sorrento, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Thanks for tuning in. And give me methevin.com is where our website is. We'll be right back. Uno momento, por favor. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money. We run an average and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is the deal. We're just back for a minute and then we go away and then we come back for like 10 minutes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm gonna go fast. And Patrick, an 07 Ford F150. Is it crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

What? The super crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, extended cab.

[Caller]

No, no, I'm sorry. It's a super cab, four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Extended cab. Two wheel or four wheel drive? XLT.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive. XLT 5.4 extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not, not. Then it's going to be like 9,000. 8 to 9,000. Go to. Give me the vin and load it up. Pam, a 2000 expedition with 85. That's an old, old, old body style. It's worth about a thousand bucks. You there? Okay. A 10 Colorado with 83. Robert, is it crew cab or extended four wheel or two wheel? Put me down for seven grand, roughly. Go to givemetheven.com and send me pictures in the vin number and I'll email you an official offer letter. Okay.

[Caller]

Let me ask you this. Do you come across too many versions of this truck? They're hard to find. I want one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy one. Bob, good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

I'd like to say thanks. You guys helped me out of a nasty negative equity deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was you? $20,000 buried in a Mazda, man. I mean, we need to send you a trophy.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Hey, you got me out. That's all I'm gonna say. We don't make stupid mistakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all good. I gotta go. I only have 60 seconds right now. Thanks for calling in, Bob. I appreciate it. And I saw your car yesterday while I was down in Houston at the leasing company. Jim, a 15 Wrangler with 10. I've got to do it online. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yeah, you got it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Bye. We'll be right back.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com don't carry me too far.

[John Clay Wolf]

At givemetheven.com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Givemetheven.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. GiveMeTheEven.com sell us your copy.

[Mike Turley]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song by the cult is what this is. Good morning, everyone. We've got people all over the place from Pennsylvania to the tip of one, from Jersey to the Gulf, Gulf coast, Jersey. Couple lots of from Louisiana that want.

[J.D.]

New cars or free cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free cars.

[J.D.]

Free cars. Free cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't heard from anyone from Oklahoma yet and we haven't heard from anyone from Arkansas yet. But it'll happen. Of course, the Dallas and the Houston. Hey, very odd. Random. I got home anyway last night. I buy cars. I go on road trips, actually flying trips. I've got a little airplane and I bounce city to city. It's quicker and I buy cars. Been doing it for years. About first Beechcraft bonanza in 99 and I've got a Baron. Anyway, it's sitting at the Sugar Land airport and it's running rough on the right side and I think the mags are out or maybe the props out of balance. But whatever it is on run up last night if you know it. Aircraft mechanic in Houston. I don't know anyone any of my listeners in Houston. If you've got anybody that works on piston airplanes, I need somebody to go look at my planet, Sugarland. Hang on. I'm serious. Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW I need a. I need a hand on this because I gotta get that bird out of there.

[J.D.]

Yes, I was just being. Somebody's gonna call him. I work in the engines. You got to be an A and P mechanic, a real aircraft mechanic, not a guy who works under the shade tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sonny, if you work under the shade tree and do it right, I'll listen. I just want to be an amp mechanic. I just. I think the mags are out anyway. Sonny04 Mustang GT with 184 isn't worth anything. I mean, it is, but it's not really. How many?

[Caller]

24,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he put 184. Important to get the miles right, guys. I don't know. Is it three grand?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I. Okay. It's.

[J.D.]

It's clean.

[Caller]

It looks brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how much is it?

[Caller]

I want six for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a 70, 000 mile when I'll sell you for six. That's two years newer.

[Caller]

Loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's two years now.

[Caller]

That's not a good body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 06 is the same body style.

[Caller]

Oh, four July.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're. It's worth less. You're right. You're right. You're right. It's worth less. Yeah, I'm right. I'm at two. Two or three grand. Two or three grand? Sonny, where are you calling from? Don't you love it? I've got a 70,000 mile when I'll sell it for six. Oh, no, no. And then we go back to my. My 125,000 mile.04 is worth more than everybody's. Yeah. What?

[Mike Turley]

Bob, did you do you hear what the news just came out?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Mike Turley]

President elect Trump has just appointed Bill Cosby as Secretary for Women's rights.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

That's not just.

[J.D.]

So it's on Facebook. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

No, you know it's real.

[J.D.]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

887-234-8800 radio Remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer on a car deal, you can tell your friends or anybody that's looking at it. I give you 100 bucks. So if you go to givemethevin.com and show us your CarMax offer, if we don't beat it, then we owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

And you still own the car and traded it in or sold it to them yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's real simple. Well, no, it is simple. Listen, Mike, it's simple because they show us the offer for ten grand, we either beat it. And if we beat it, we beat it. We don't owe them any money. If they trade it in or do something else, it didn't matter.

[Bobbo]

I understand that. I'm just saying for those that don't understand that we get all the time that has a CarMax offer. Like, okay, well, where's your car? Well, I already sold the car. They'll do that all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like after the car's already gone? Yes, like even. Okay, well, some people are. Yes, exactly. And that's fine. I mean, you know, there's place in God's world for all of us, and we'll deal with people and we have time for them because we're special that way. Is that bad? Said, do you need to dump what I just said, no.

[J.D.]

We're just gonna move on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Bob's making his face like I'm in trouble.

[J.D.]

Maybe we shouldn't just move forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, all I'm saying is everybody's welcome.

[J.D.]

Speaking of people that are in trouble, did you hear Judge Reinhold got in trouble this week? He's at Southwestern Airlines, and he creates a stink at tsa. You going through tsa? First of all, you're an actor. Why you do this?

[Mike Turley]

Well, he didn't make a stink.

[J.D.]

Yes, he did.

[Mike Turley]

Necessarily?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, I don't need your father faces. If you hadn't made those faces, then you wouldn't have got me all screwed up.

[Mike Turley]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Cindy Skull. Dad. Eagle flip to country. Hey, am I a dumbass? Hang on. I got dumbass thoughts. Let me call John on speed dial. One pound. Hey, John. I'm in. I'm in. Wichita Falls on 97. 1, and his plane couldn't country music with the eagle flip. No, Bobo, you're in a different part of the world.

[Mike Turley]

That's a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't ask.

[Mike Turley]

Don't act like you're not happy to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hear from me, man. Cindy Skull died of cancer. Who's Cindy Skull? You know, that gal in the mornings on the Eagle.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Mike Turley]

Don't act like you're not happy to hear from me, man. You're always very cordial and friendly, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you call back later. It's like he lubed me up, lubing up the deal to ask me if he could spend the night in the studio last night. Did you spend the night here?

[Mike Turley]

I wasn't a lube. That happened all of a sudden. That was after I talked to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Did you.

[Bobbo]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bring any old gals in here last night?

[Mike Turley]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever.

[Mike Turley]

Too much expensive equipment in here. I don't remember. I don't recall anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Senator. A sharecropper. 40 acres and a mule. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. J.D. what else do you have?

[J.D.]

You don't want to talk about the. The big star that actually. Bullets, and I'll throw it away.

[John Clay Wolf]

The big star. What did he do?

[J.D.]

He just. He got. They asked him. He was going through security, and they patted him down and he got all angry and belligerent.

[John Clay Wolf]

He walked and he said, hey, bud, if you don't quit patting me down, I'm gonna kick a hundred percent of your ass.

[Mike Turley]

Right. And that's where it starts.

[Caller]

Right.

[J.D.]

And you don't do that at tsa. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you were in a hit movie 75 years ago.

[Mike Turley]

It's a famous line from Fast Times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Delivered by Judge Reinhold. Hey, bud, you need to fill out these forms. And I see you already ate half of your breakfast, so let me just get you these forms.

[Mike Turley]

I need a 100 guarantee on this breakfast. It was a little undercooked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The simple life is pretty simple. We'll be right back.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more.

[Mike Turley]

More of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheven.com youm know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That only the good die. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Mike Turley]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it really? Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jerry, is this Equinox Leather, sunroof and navigation. Does it have all the gear?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Silver with black leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

No, there's a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't mean the street and the address, just Dallas. Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[Mike Turley]

Perfect.

[Caller]

Do you have 93 year old mother's car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you gotten any other offers? Is there something that I need to beat?

[Caller]

I have an older brother who's got a buddy's got an indoor lot car lot in Omaha says he can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. So hang on, hang on. I love it, I love it, I love it. Hold up. We got a. Is your mother deceased or she just quit driving?

[Caller]

No, she's 93. Her husband just died. She's quit driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we got a 93 year old grand. This is just the story of My life. And we didn't even have to go to Louisiana to get this one. We got a 93 year old grandmother that quit driving. But our competition is a friend's buddy in North Dakota, Right. That has a used car lot. I think we're going to beat him. Jerry. Jerry. I think I'm going to be. I'm going to go ahead and put. I'm going to point to the cheap seats and say I'm putting the ball up there. I'm going to beat the friend's brother in law in Omaha. Is this a four wheel drive or two? Okay. What did the friend's brother. Don't lie. For once in your life, tell the truth, Jerry. What did he bid it at? What did the friend's brother in law in Omaha?

[Caller]

He told my brother he could get 11 or 12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I give you sell.

[Caller]

It as a favor, if I give.

[John Clay Wolf]

You 12,5 and come pick it up, do I own it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller]

Because that's undervalued. You and I both know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know that. I was just beating him.

[Caller]

Reason I'm calling you, Tom, because that's a ridiculous price on that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an Equinox, dude. It ain't a damn Denali.

[Caller]

Trade is about 14, 15 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got. Okay, so what does it take to buy it? We've already beat the Omaha used car dealer.

[Caller]

We've over 14 or 15 to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean obviously if you say 14 or 15, I'm not wanting to jump for the 15. I'm more on the 14. So does 14 buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, might.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I say to everybody on hold? Everybody that's serious and wants to do a deal. Stay on hold if you're not serious.

[Caller]

But you know you've got to give.

[J.D.]

Me a good price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 14 buy it? It's your car. Does 14 buy it? Okay. Yes, we've got a yes on that. What color is it?

[Caller]

Silver with black leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so are you a man of your word?

[Caller]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I am as well. Does it have a clean carfax or.

[Caller]

Do you know it has a clean car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I now own the said automobile. So right on the windshield. Go get a white marker and write sold John Wolf 14,000 and then. Okay, you know what I mean? Do that. We're doing that just to get the rest of the deal done. So Monday we're coming to you with a check to get a title in the car for 14,000 and your shopping is done. Tell Everybody, what a great experience it was because it will be.

[Caller]

Sounds a great experience, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Jerry. Nothing like beating on those Omaha Corn Huskers. Golly, people. Well, Mike, maybe I understand it, but. Yeah, buying cars ain't that easy. No, it's not. It ain't easy. This guy's not gonna be happy at all. You wanna hear somebody mad?

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to Danny Cox. Danny. 0108 BMW 5 Series with 114. When I hit you at 5500, you're gonna tell me I'm stupid. Stupid, right? That's the money, man. I mean, these. These miley German cars. Not that yours is crazy. My. Hey, Mike, did you see those two ones we bought into Houston for $1,000 that had like 150 on them. They're 0706 new body, BMW 5 Series. Give a thousand a piece for them. Still making money with them.

[Caller]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

These high mild Germans just, boom, hit the. Hit the roof, hit the floor. I'll buy it, though. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What else is going on today? We've got. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemethevin.com jd what's in the news?

[J.D.]

Well, if you have a Galaxy Note 7, Samsung's getting ready to put out an update for you. And it will completely wipe your phone clean. You will not make it if you update. If you up. If you still have it, the Note 7, they obviously Samsung wants you to turn it in, but if you still have it when you update it next time, it's going to wipe your phone completely. So they can't get them on airplanes, you can't get them on cruise ships. In fact, they will take them from you and potentially write you a ticket for trying to take them on an airplane or a cruise ship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[J.D.]

Now that is the. We want to remind people that's the Note 7, not the Galaxy 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a.

[J.D.]

There's a difference there.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobbo]

That's the more expensive one, too.

[J.D.]

Yeah, of course it is. So what makes you wonder if they're even gonna bother with a note 8 at this point? Some customers at a Lowe's store in Texas getting a tag team assistance from military veteran. This is really cool. And his dog, he has to have a service dog. So they hired both the guy and his dog. And the little dog has a louse vest and everything else helping them out. That's in Abilene. I thought it was kind of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

They pay the dog, they're paying the guy.

[J.D.]

The guy Pays the dog in food. I suppose. I just thought it was a nice little heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, where's DJ Prek?

[Bobbo]

He's in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still here? Yeah, he.

[Caller]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me today's his last day.

[J.D.]

What?

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he thinks we're too white and he wants Turley to get him a gig at a hip hop stick. Oh, really? Yes.

[J.D.]

Oh, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he not tell you that?

[Bobbo]

No, I just. I know his internship's up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I knew that. But.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I didn't know that's other part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he not ask you if you could get him a gig at the Beat or.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or the Hustle?

[Bobbo]

Not said anything about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants. He wants to go more into his roots and he said this show is too white.

[Bobbo]

He could do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He could do it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[J.D.]

That's not the way this kid grew up. When. And spoke. When he was 10, I asked him.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long he's had the handle to each DJ Prek and he says, in.

[J.D.]

Seventh grade, when do you start talking like, where is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him in here.

[J.D.]

I mean, I mean, seriously, you don't. When he was a little kid, he didn't come out of the womb talking.

[Mike Turley]

Like, right about when Eminem became a giant superstar.

[J.D.]

I was gonna say there's. There's a moment when you change the way you talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. What's up? What's up?

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not tell me yesterday you want to get. I mean, last Saturday, you. You want Turley to get you a gig at a hip hop stick?

[Bobbo]

I didn't ask Turley for it. I just said, you know, that's where I'm headed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I thought you asked early to get you gig at the Hip.

[J.D.]

So was there a day you decided to start talking this way?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. You know, just out the blue.

[J.D.]

Just out of the blue one day, like me, the next day you were talking like, yo, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes, there he is. All righty.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Still there.

[J.D.]

He's still in there.

[Bobbo]

There's still hope indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you when you went. I knew it, man. I don't know.

[Caller]

You know, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what do you.

[Bobbo]

What is he. What is he going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when you went DJ Pre K, when you took on this new life character, when you changed.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, it's always been me, but you know, it was probably around 2001 or so, so maybe 10 or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see something that inspired you?

[Bobbo]

Just watching a whole lot of.

[Caller]

Bet.

[J.D.]

That'll do it. That will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, but that's what I like. So it is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is.

[J.D.]

Yo, yo.

[Bobbo]

So word up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you want, you want to put a shout out to any program directors.

[Bobbo]

In the hip hop world, you know, shout out to Quick Mix Rick. You know, every time I've met him, he's. He's kept it real with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Quick, we're gonna miss you.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, I'm gonna miss y' all too.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit. A little bit.

[J.D.]

You white guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right.

[J.D.]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a ton of calls here. Good morning. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I got a Dodge, a 3504 wheel drive mega cab. And I am just trying to get rid of it before I lose it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how. What's the payoff?

[Caller]

It's 38, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many miles?

[Caller]

It's got 130,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna lose it.

[Caller]

Yeah, Alrighty. That's what I figured.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yo, yo, yo, Watch out because the hook is coming after your ass. If you see a record, if you see a record driving around all the time. They ain't looking for a broke down car. They looking for you. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello? Hello? It's you.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's you.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What you got?

[Caller]

2014 Mercedes C250 coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer? Are you a dealer? Are you a dealer? I hear, I hear it in your voice. Okay, all right. Because we don't buy cars over. Give me the VIN from independent dealers. Because they always try to take us on and they always want to put one on us. And.

[Caller]

No, I'm an. I'm an independent.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just a person. You're the owner?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. You got a 14 Mercedes C class, 250 coupe.

[Caller]

White, black, leather, sunroof, plain. Carfax11496.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the Molly two door or four door?

[Caller]

Two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door. Does it have a navigation, sunroof, multimedia?

[Caller]

Absolutely. It's got the whole works. Moonroof, navigation, Bluetooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles? How many miles? One more time.

[Caller]

11, 11, 496. 11,496 what?

[John Clay Wolf]

City clean.

[Caller]

Carfax one owner, Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. 21 grand.

[Caller]

21 grand. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

I was trying to get like 24, 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's full boat retail. I'm not, you know, that's what people are asking for them. I'm a wholesale buyer. I buy at the top of the wholesale market. I'm not saying I Couldn't maybe come up a nickel, you know, 21 5. But I need pictures and a VIN number to do that. So if you'll go to give me the vi. And that goes for anyone listening. Go to givemethe vi.com, load your car up and we'll email you an offer letter. But I'm a check writer and we can pay off your payoff. If there's a payoff on it, knock it right down. Then you'll get a check and be done Monday or Tuesday. Actually, is is the first time we could get it picked up.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks. I go to website and shoot some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pictures and give me the vin.com and that VIN number will pull the carfax the vehicle history, look at the pictures and confirm everything and send you an offer letter.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up in a minute is Casey Kasem's top 10 at 10. Tony Romo's dad is coming in today. Randy the chipmunk is in the studio. Randy, I think I see him running around.

[J.D.]

If want you, Minsk is in the green.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just hanging. Just hanging. What's going on with you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I just trying to stay alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's cold.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's cold outside. Y' all been out there at all?

[J.D.]

Yes, yes, of course we've been.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Got a mighty damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's really cold.

[J.D.]

But you're a furry little animal. You don't really feel cold, do you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, they don't make enough fur for this kind of deal here. This could be serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I guess. Well, Randy, do you want to take us out to the break? We got 10 seconds.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. One of these days chipmunks are going to discover fire.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And you may be here here live on the down Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Give me the vin.com. be right. Feel the clouds are breaking cuz I.

[Caller]

Can'T lose I can't tell there's no more time.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a musicologist, Hurley, and this sounds like traffic or something Wynwood would do, but I don't know the song traffic. Okay, cool. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. During the break, I took a call from A man that was offended by something I said about an hour ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. It made me think.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, anyway, if anyone's still listening, that. That did hear me say that the proper term is. I was calling Bob O. Mentally challenged. And I used a different term, an old term that I'm used to as a growing up. You know, we just.

[J.D.]

You learn. You say back then, you can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because people back then, you know, it wasn't like. Like the 50s. It was the 80s and the 90s. But anyway, I'm not. I. I don't. I'm not out to offend, and I do apologize if I did offend anyone with the old term of mentally challenged. Bobo is mentally challenged at times.

[J.D.]

Are we all. I am. I am as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 873. You just can't do anything right. I can't either. Kyle, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey. Yeah, I got a. First of all, I want to say I love your show. I just started listening last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller]

And I sent in a van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

This week for 2012 Honda Civic. And I closed the deal with you yesterday, and it was a great experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent.

[Caller]

Made it very easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you coming from?

[Caller]

Royce City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[Caller]

And I've got a 1991 Land Cruiser with 191,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at. I'm looking at a market report on this thing, and I figured it would be. Now I know what body style is. That thing's not bringing. Those aren't bringing anything.

[Caller]

Yeah, kind of a demographic thing, you know, Certain people are into them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm one of them that's into them. To tell you the truth. I love laying cruisers. I'm a Land Cruiser buff.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's great vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a tank, but I'm looking through. Okay. 210 brought 1200. 180,000 miles brought 1400. 163 brought a thousand. 265 brought 800. I can't imagine a Land Cruiser being worth a thousand bucks. But based off of this, this is what they're bringing. The auctions.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So this is not going to be a great experience for you on this.

[Caller]

Because if I was you, there's a certain market.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I was you, I would not sell it for that. So don't. I'm not even gonna buy it from you, because I think that's an insult.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was thinking 2500ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's mechanically challenged, I guess, because. Because of the miles. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Casey Casem. Good morning.

[J.D.]

Good morning, John. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How's your week?

[J.D.]

Well, it's been fine until I got here. And you call that guy a name?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't call you somebody a name.

[J.D.]

That's all Casey knows. Hey, here comes the top 10. Everybody makes resolutions, right? Your resolution is to not say words.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that is to become more politically correct. Politically correct.

[J.D.]

You mention that because that's one of our. Actually, one of our top tens. This is the top 10 worst New Year's resolutions. Number number 10 is stop considering other people's feelings.

[John Clay Wolf]

PC is BS number nine, I will.

[J.D.]

Not eat medicine just because it looks like candy. Stop circling the gym parking lot looking for a closer parking spot. Less laundry, more deodorant. Don't save the fortune cookie message like it's gonna save your miserable life. Stop giving cars to the way to Granny's in Louisiana. Don't drug dial, sex, text or Snapchat ever, ever again. Don't buy anything on TV that's advertised after 2am Consider Appletinis part of your daily fruit intake. Read the Bible and realize it's full of wine stories. There you go. The top 10 things you should do this year in 20, 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you still say alcoholic?

[J.D.]

You can still say alcoholic. In fact, there's the only people that don't have a support group.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're dead. Can I still call you dead Bastard?

[J.D.]

Dead bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800-800-Rode.

[Mike Turley]

I don't think you want to get too hung up on PC, man.

[J.D.]

Oh, man, it's just such a. It's such a dark circle of everybody has their feelings out on their shoulder. Everybody has a voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you don't.

[J.D.]

Shut up. Get a radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's fine.

[J.D.]

I know, I know you got to be PC because you have to answer. Come Monday, you have to answer to people and everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to spend. Yeah, I don't have the time to spend my Monday morning right apologizing to program directors anymore. I used to have the time, but now I don't have the time. It's easier just to apologize and keep trucking. Brent, good morning. You're on the air. Yeah, 03 Mach 1 with 39.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Needville, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the hell's that?

[Caller]

South of Rosenberg, man. I need a new motor for my boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you really have a Mach 1? Are you just calling it Jack with me?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. I got a Mach 1 it's got. It's roughly 39,000. It's red with the black, black leather interior. Five feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it perfect?

[Caller]

It was perfect that a cat got underneath it. The dog thought he needed the cat out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does eight grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. What buys it?

[Caller]

Man, I was thinking more like 14.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I was thinking 20.

[Caller]

Tell me if I'm wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're never wrong. And there is an ass for every seat. But price is what dictates the ones difference between the ones that are sitting around online for sale for like a year and the ones that get sold. So I think. I think it's. I mean, you want retail plus three grand and.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think the money is nine grand is what I. And I think I'm high. Yeah, I really do. I mean, it's not that big a deal. The Mach 1 was not like a Shelby.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's a package and it's cool.

[Caller]

Thanks for hurting my ego.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. I mean, but, but you know, go run an ad and when people are offering you 10,000. Remember what I told you today? Yeah. I mean, hell, I may give it if ten will buy it, but I need to see pictures. But don't even bother. If 10 won't buy it, don't even bother going to the website and sending us pictures.

[Caller]

Not gonna buy it. He'll let him spit around for a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'll die with that sun. I'll die before I sell it for that. I hear you.

[Mike Turley]

That's a bunch of bo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just keep it. I had a buddy, he's got a Ferrari. He's in the car business. Yeah, like a big time in the car business. He's got some $250,000 Ferrari.

[J.D.]

He owns it or he sells it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's buying Rolls, you know, of course. And he. The money on it's 225. 225 000. And he wants 240. And I was like, I. I like called for different stores. Everybody trying to get them. Everybody's 225.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, dude, it's 220. I'll just keep it.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you sound like your customers now.

[J.D.]

He's in the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just keep it all right. Until you get ready to sell it.

[J.D.]

It's funny. Michael's playing the. The Stones right now. The world's largest rock band. What is the. What does the world's largest rock band do when they get bored? They come out with a blues album that's what they've done now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's not too bored because he's been tapping a 28 year old and he just knocked her up.

[J.D.]

Got another round.

[John Clay Wolf]

72 years old, Mick Jagger, eight children. Mick Jagger just fathered number eight with a 28 year old at 72.

[J.D.]

Be around to raise these kids? Of course not. He's knocking them out like, you know, take care of his money, Will.

[Mike Turley]

Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Anyway, they got a new blues album coming out. Let me see, what is the title? It's called Blue and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you have it.

[J.D.]

Blue and Lonesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Rolling Stones new.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they're just bored.

[Caller]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just bored.

[J.D.]

You like this?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun.

[Mike Turley]

Listen, I mean, you know that's Mick on harmonica there too.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it is.

[Mike Turley]

He put it on Don Henley's album Last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I do like it. Sounds great.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Sounds like Cream, doesn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind.

[Bobbo]

Black Keys.

[J.D.]

Not a blue fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Black Keys meets Cream. I like it.

[J.D.]

Well, then go buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club dj.

[Caller]

What's going on, Johnny Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am just doing the thing, man. Doing the thing. L I V I n. You want.

[Bobbo]

To tell everybody who strip club is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ was a strip club DJ in a former life. And he's an old friend of ours. He worked the phones here forever and he was part of the show for years. Strip club. Do you want to give them a sample of your talents?

[Bobbo]

Hold on, let me find.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Charlie's got to find some poison. He's got to find some poison.

[Bobbo]

Here we go. Nice little girls, girls, girls. For him, that's always perfect. Like finding here. Vamp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord. Strip club. What are you doing this morning?

[Caller]

Just hanging around the house. Stepdad got his grandkids and his daughter here, so we're doing Christmas early for them. Playing Uncle Eric to all the kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's your broke leg?

[Caller]

Have to have another surgery in January and there's a pretty good chance either I have to learn how to walk or won't be able to walk anymore.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is from delivering a pizza in Lafayette, Louisiana, where he fell on a pallet. Where a guy. Yeah, wow.

[J.D.]

Really won't be able to walk anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you were gonna come work for us again in November, so. That's not happening. November's coming. Gone. When are you coming back? I'll take a cripple.

[Caller]

I don't think I can. I don't think I can come back, John. I don't know if I'll be able to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, look at me. I couldn't walk. I Drive my left foot. You can do it. All you need to do, just toughen up and be mad at it.

[Caller]

It.

[J.D.]

Dude, seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious. Yeah, don't give me that.

[Caller]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That cry baby bull. You can you. I mean strip. You broke your damn leg. You're hurt. I understand. But if I would have listened to that.

[J.D.]

Anybody understands. John does.

[John Clay Wolf]

When. When. When they told me. Did you call?

[Caller]

Well, John's an inspiration to me. So I'm hoping that, you know, I'll be able to be hard headed enough and actually be able to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's my inspiration talk. Don't listen to that crap. Quit crying about it. Get you a damn cane if that's what you need. If you need to drive with your left foot, drive with your left foot. Whichever foot's broken it, don't take both of them. And don't just sit there and cobble up in a hole and be a damn check getter from the government for the rest of your life. And figure that's what you're gonna do because I'm not gonna let you do it. You bring your ass back up to Dallas, Fort Worth, get up here, take the job. You'll probably do better than half the people in there because I know you. And you'll make more money than you used to. Is that fine?

[Caller]

Let me see how this. Let me see how the surgery goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[Caller]

I don't know how long I'm gonna be laid up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what you can do from a wheelchair was that you can still be a strip club dj.

[J.D.]

That's right.

[Caller]

That's right. That's right. Here he is, ladies and gentlemen. A man with a plan to put cash in your hand giving you deals in your wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one, the only, John Clay Wolf. See you put on my motley crude, it just comes right back to him. You still got it. Strip. You still got it. We'll cut your damn legs off and you can still do it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. David, this Dodge Magnum with 133, is it an RT or a six cylinder?

[Caller]

It is an SXT 3.700 bucks. Dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's the money. Honey, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Hey, Garden, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thanks for tuning in. Strip club. Yeah, daddy. I mean, I'm not saying he's not hurt.

[Mike Turley]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure someone's gonna call in a minute. Offended that I was yelling at a guy that he's crippled.

[J.D.]

Man, that's not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm crippled too.

[J.D.]

I know you're. You're allowed to call somebody that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I had a guy talking to me the other day about my thing. He said, you're just a mean, hard headed son of a, aren't you? He didn't mean mean hearted. He just fight through.

[J.D.]

When you look at all you fought through, you have. Man, your story's pretty amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's just, you know.

[J.D.]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do what you got to do. And I don't think about.

[J.D.]

Everybody doesn't though. Yeah, I know you don't think about it. That's why you. But you were told you'd never walk again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Mike Turley]

Walk every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad is right here. Do we have time? Romero, I don't know if we have time to get to you right now because we. We love your stories.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

Quite a story for you this week. What have you got? We had a bit of a setback with Antonio this week. Do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Mike Turley]

You have taken the second quarterback position. I have taken his role very seriously. He have even personally spoken to the greatest second stringer of all times. Could wonder on this was not so helpful to Antonio. His only advice was to approach the situation like a sack of groceries.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Mike Turley]

You know. No, with the cans on the bottom and the bread on the. And ask no questions about special items like the patty hose or the vagiclean, which Antonio found confusing and really no help at all. Then he consult El Arletto serpiente Jake the snake plumer, who was very hard to find in Los Mountains of Nevada.

[J.D.]

That's how he is.

[Mike Turley]

And who was so hot on pure masculine that he thought Tony was the ghost of El Presidente Ronaldo Reagan come to pardon him for his horrendous passer rating.

[J.D.]

I think you're on peyote.

[Mike Turley]

It was only by the grace of the blessed Virgin Mother Mary that he finally find the right answer from little Doug Flutie. Yes. He tells Tony, you know, don't worry, just be a friend. Who are your teammates.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

And eat your Wheaties every day. And like a miracle little dog flute his magic he rub off on Tony.

[J.D.]

Real. That's good.

[Mike Turley]

He'd show up early for practice and he smile and check hands with everybody and make a friends with all of his teammates. Very close. But this is maybe not so good good of an idea when it come to the rookies. Zach and Deke.

[J.D.]

Why Dak?

[Bobbo]

Dak.

[J.D.]

Pardon? It's Dak.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. I mean, Deacon's eye.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Well, they are very young and as you May know they like to. How do you say? Porn? Los fiesta de la Sami hagar party a little bit. They party like a rock star.

[J.D.]

Well, they're young and they're Tony.

[Mike Turley]

Tony is wary, willing to go along. This past Monday, did you hear about the celebration at Soy Sauce party?

[J.D.]

Yeah, the big Christmas party.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, they partied party, fancy sports bar and the big D. Yep, I heard about this. Some of the players go to celebrate the birth of Cole Beasley's ninth child. Little Joe Dirt Beasley.

[J.D.]

That didn't happen.

[Mike Turley]

Which is an odd name for a little girl. It's nice, but who can say it's not accurate. And one thing lead to another. And Zach, he popped a bottle of champagne and sprayed on the crowd.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the TMZ video. It's pretty cool.

[Mike Turley]

And then deep pop another. And poured on the bustier of the famous radio DJ Cindy Skulls.

[J.D.]

I didn't see this.

[Mike Turley]

And she laugh and check a harmony maker. That's not the crowd. They're going wild. It was at that point that Zach handed bottle of champagne to Tony. Uhoh. Now Tony, given that he is the most accident prone person alive.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Should probably never attempt to pop open a bottle of champagne in a public place.

[J.D.]

Probably not.

[Mike Turley]

Besides, he has no experience.

[Caller]

No.

[J.D.]

Did it go bad?

[Mike Turley]

He have always been a Miller High life man, you know, champagne. When he popped his first bottle of champagne, he chewed poor Doug Free right in his waveboard. And then because he is excited, instead of spraying the champagne, Antonio throw the bottle.

[Caller]

Oh no.

[Mike Turley]

It is a reflex of the great quarterback, you know.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he needs to stop that.

[Mike Turley]

Unfortunately, the bottle traveled 31 yards where it hit Dirk Nowitzki, who was having a nice Quiet dinner with Mr. Mark Cuban. It hit him right in the nose at 88 yards per hour.

[J.D.]

80 yards an hour.

[Mike Turley]

And I am sorry to say, but Dirk, his face looks even more strange and misshapen than it have before. And at this point, Antonio is popping bottles of champagne and throwing them all about the room, laughing like a lit child. And partygoers and innocent bystanders are fleeing in terror as the bottles continued to fly in every direction causing much damage and grievous injury to at least a dozen others. Until finally the great defensive lineman Tyrone Crawford break through the line and sack Antonio. Thank goodness he was wearing his helmet at the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

And now relationship are very strained in the locker room. Though Antonio paid many tens of thousands of dollars for damages and apologize to everyone. Doug Free is still no speaker to Tony.

[J.D.]

Don't talk to him.

[Mike Turley]

And Jerry Jones have advised Zach and dick to not invite him to party again in big D. Tony, no more party. And he have changed back up to his favorite honey nut and cheerios.

[J.D.]

Oh, no. No weenies.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. Dog fluty was wrong.

[Bobbo]

That's a crazy party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junior Morris, good to have you in here. 04 Chevy Riviera. They didn't make a 084 Chevy Riviera.

[Caller]

Well, it might be a dodge variant.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, call. Call us back when first Your car gets 20 years newer and you know what you've got.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John clay wolf and ibo cars on the radio. Give us a call. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the vi.give.com.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the john clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John clay wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

Givemethe vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michelle, good morning. You're on the air. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 Explorer Sport with 52. Is it a V6 EcoBoost Sport? Is that what you've got?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles are a little high. You drove 50,000 miles in a year in this thing?

[Caller]

No, it's 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Lee Screener. Our screener drank last night. He's. He's hungover. Does it have a sunroof navigation or a rear DVD?

[Caller]

Yes to everything except the DVD.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got sunroof navigation. 16,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

Magnetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

34 grand. I'm a 34 grand buyer. I may give a little more. If you want more, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com 06D sold. Four wheel drive Cummins with 210 bill. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seven grand? Eight grand. Eight grand. 06 Dodge 200. What's it take to buy it? 200,000 mile truck that's 10 years old.

[Caller]

Well, I don't know. That's why I called you, to see what you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give eight grand. I'll give eight grand. Good.

[Mike Turley]

Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your CarMax offer, I'll gladly give you a hundred dollars. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most the time. Givemetheven.com we pick up, we're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot or log on to gowolf dot com. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song. Country. PDS out there. I apologize in advance. You gotta return with something country. Conway Twitty just doesn't get me going. I like him.

[J.D.]

Conway Twitty on the radio anymore, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to Conway Twitty. He lives in Dallas, man.

[J.D.]

Lives in Dallas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas. No, he's dead. One of them lives in Dallas. Yeah, one of them.

[J.D.]

Charlie Pride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Pride. Conway Twitty.

[J.D.]

I mean, close enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray Charles. Stevie Wonder.

[J.D.]

You missed the wrong decade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, good morning. You're on the air. Matt, are you there?

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller]

What's going on, bud?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hanging.

[Caller]

Hey, man, that skit. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

That skit that y' all did a couple weeks ago on Leonard Skinner was so funny, I almost drove off the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's funny that that stuck with you enough to call me. I think that was a month ago. To call back today to tell me that remembers it. That is my favorite piece of work we've ever done. We did that.

[Caller]

I wish you had.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did. That was Baba. Was that five years ago? Yeah, it was when Coach Leonard Skynyrd died. And we called the funeral home. We called the funeral home as gag and did this whole setup. It is on YouTube. Hey, Bob, you're a. You're a. You're. You're an admin on our JCW Facebook page.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you grab that Lynyrd skynyrd bit off YouTube and post it on our page? Yeah. Yeah, Matt, it's there. I love that. I listen to that once a year. It's like Alice's restaurant to me. It's the funniest damn thing. I love it.

[Caller]

And your show. I know you're a car dealer, but your show is just so entertaining. I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish that we could do less cars and more bs, but we got to pay the bills. We got to pay the bills.

[Caller]

A lot of the BS is with the cars, and I get to laughing over what people want for them and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I live in Roanoke. My mom's in West Fort Worth right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, thanks again for tuning in, and thanks for listening. Go to John Clay Wolf show page and like it. And Bob's. Bob will have that Lynyrd Skynyrd deal up. You can grab it again.

[Caller]

I certainly appreciate it, and y' all do a great job. I laugh my ass off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks again.

[Mike Turley]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, J.D. what are y' all doing for Christmas?

[J.D.]

I'm going to St. Thomas where it's warm in blue water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna have turkey?

[J.D.]

No, we don't do turkey. We do lobster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Does lobster have white meat and dark meat?

[J.D.]

No, it's got all white meat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. What do you. Are you a white meat or dark meat guy?

[J.D.]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. Are you a breast or leg man?

[J.D.]

Breast, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

White breast man. Pretty standard, man.

[J.D.]

I'm pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't eat turkey legs?

[J.D.]

I'm as vanilla as it gets.

[Caller]

I like turkey legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a turkey leg?

[J.D.]

Given the option. Yes, Given the option. I'll take the white man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've had dark?

[Caller]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you like it?

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's good. But I've been given the option. I'll go with the white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it cause you any issues or was it just like everything else? Was the dark meat just like the white meat?

[J.D.]

Yes. You're just trying to get me to say something. I'm not gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. You're so full of it.

[Bobbo]

John.

[Mike Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. John. John. A 12 Impala LT cloth with 70 is worth. God, is it worth seven? Is it worth seven grand?

[Caller]

No, it's fully loaded, all leather. It's got all the goodies with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LTZ or an lt?

[Caller]

Well, it's. It's an lt, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't have a spoiler. What's it take to buy it? It's got 70,000 miles to 7,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

Oh, I wanna actually. I wanna get out from under it. I just financed the car about a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and say, get me in touch with your finance co and roll me out of this car. And we'll do it. 800-800-7234. My name is John clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio. You can go to givemetheven.com or call us right now at 800800 7234.

[Caller]

But what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf, language.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Mike Turley]

Tell us your car.

[Announcer]

Now. Back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And best song that Three Dog Night ever did by a long shot. Mike. Good morning. 08 outing a eight with 76. How are you?

[Caller]

Pretty good. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is this a long an l?

[Caller]

No, sir, it's just a standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a quattro, though, correct?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have. Well, there's really no options available on that car. That's, you know, after the fact. Does it have a clean?

[Caller]

Clean and all that stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 13 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, I'm kind of upside down on the car, but I'm willing to throw cash towards the payoff just to kind of unload it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just pulled up my system and I trust my system. We developed this system and it says bring money 13,550. So if I give you 13 and I sell it for 13,500 after expenses, I make about 300 bucks. So, I mean, that's from coming up with the number what buys it.

[Caller]

17 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too much. No. Thank you, though. Appreciate it. 800. 873 buck a 14 Shelby GT. Does this thing really have 60,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's my daily driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, congratulations. A guy bought a cool car and went ahead and drove the damn Thing. I mean, so many people just sit them in their garage and look at them and then they want everything they gave for it. I don't know what this car is worth. I mean, I have a feeling. But I'm a little worried to bid it because I've never seen one with that many miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the magnetic gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

That's kind of what I wanted to kind of get your feel on, you know, I had a engine failure, so I'm getting. The dealership is filling her extended warranty. Luckily, they're putting a new motor in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was wondering how much that.

[Caller]

Would affect any kind of resale value.

[John Clay Wolf]

None. None. Keep the paperwork. Are they putting a crate motor in it or rebuilt? Do you know?

[Caller]

Yeah, the whole. It's a whole new crate motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't hurt it. Oddly, it doesn't help it, which, you know, you'd think it does, but it's just kind of whenever we go to sell them, like, hey, it's got a brand new motor. Like, what was wrong with it? What happened? Why did it need a new motor?

[Caller]

Oh, well, the. The valve spring on my number two cylinder broke and so it dropped the lifter and I lost compression. I mean, the valve, not the lifter. It dropped the valve.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth low 30s.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 60s on the miles, my system's telling me 31 grand and I'm not. I need to do a little research on it. But right around There, very low 30s is where I'd be a buyer on it.

[Caller]

Okay. Would that influence it having the drag pack, that. The 821A option on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That would help it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look.

[Caller]

All right, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And that goes for anyone who'd like to sell us their car today. Go to givemetheven.com the buyers will be in the office today till 4 o', clock, maybe 5, and then we get back on it Monday morning. But the Website's obviously open 24 7. 800-800-Radio is the call in number if you want to sell it to us. Or just go to givemetheven.com Remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we owe you 100 bucks. Show us a CarMax offer. If we don't beat it, we owe you 100 bucks. So either way, you're going to get more money out of us. You're going to get 100 bucks. It's that damn simple. Randy the chipmunk has been bugging me during the break.

[J.D.]

Flipping his tail at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wanting to talk. What do you got, Randy? Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Merry Christmas. So excited.

[J.D.]

He's happy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I had the coolest day the other day.

[Caller]

You did?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, is it okay if I talk about the employees?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I would think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was out here the other day in the parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Looking for nuts and stuff.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you're right here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And that girl works over there with y', all, that Renee Nay.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She drove up and had this other lady in the car. Well, it is funny. Renee Nay got out of the car and went in the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And left this other girl in the car.

[J.D.]

Let's just sitting in the car.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I didn't think nothing of it, except it's a good chance to do a little floor show.

[J.D.]

You know, like if you got somebody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

On a park bench or sitting in a parked car, if you can get their attention, you might get a nut or two.

[J.D.]

Oh, chipmunks like to put on show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Or maybe some little bit of pizza crust or something.

[J.D.]

You're just begging then.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It ain't begging if you're cute, Jamie.

[J.D.]

It's begging.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like, look. Look what I could do. Look what I could do.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And she was nice, and she gave me half a ding dong. And then she threw a whole Kit Kat bar at me. Yeah. This is an appreciative audience.

[J.D.]

I guess. So you found a.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, it wasn't 10 minutes, and she had me in the car with her.

[J.D.]

You were in the car?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. She rolled down the window and she said, come on. Come on, little squirrel. Which normally would piss me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause but, hey, I'm getting some quality junk food off of this chick already, you know? And I saw Pink slinking around the corner over the health food place. Y' all know Pink?

[J.D.]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Pink's a big old orange cat.

[J.D.]

Oh, a cat.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And cats. Cats are bad for chipmunks.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I can get that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Pink is playing Ruthless. He'll play with you while before he decides to eat your ass.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They say he made old Ricky from up the road. He's a chipmunk. Pink actually made Ricky sit through two hours of trouble with a papa Matic in the middle before he finally done him in.

[J.D.]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So when I seen Pink coming, I got in the car.

[J.D.]

You got in the car with the girl?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's the funny thing, because Renee didn't come right out of the building. Again, like. Like as if it was a pit stop or something. Now, we sat there all damn day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All day?

[J.D.]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Then this lady fed me like it was Thanksgiving. She had a whole sack of goodies.

[J.D.]

That's a jackpot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And we got stoned to the bejesus belt and listened to the Led Zeppelin, I don't think. And ate stacks of Oreos and Pringles and drank a Little Mad Dog 2020.

[J.D.]

Must be the best day of your life.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And she actually got a little fresh with me.

[Bobbo]

With us.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, she stuck me in her shirt pocket. She was giving me sesame chips out of her gordito. A lot of people don't like those sesame chips.

[J.D.]

No, no, they don't like that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't make a damn to me, though. I'm a chipmunk.

[J.D.]

You liked it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I guess we just kind of passed out.

[J.D.]

You both passed out in a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all got drunk and stoned and ate yourself full and both fell asleep in a car in your parking lot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I slept with her. Well, yeah. And then Renee finally came back the car. It startled me.

[Mike Turley]

I bet.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know, I dreaming something about caramel corn and boobies.

[J.D.]

Gosh, what a day for you, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, so my little friend let me out of the car and even gave me a little hooter to take back to the tree with me.

[J.D.]

A hooter?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. She was nice. And my old buddy Floyd, the dog was hanging around, so we had a couple of hits.

[J.D.]

He's your buddy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And he walked me back to my tree. And I was like, screw you, Pink. What?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See, Pink and Floyd are mortal enemies.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah? Well, the cat and the dog and.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Old Pink, he just slunk away like the little that he wins.

[J.D.]

Well, cats, sometimes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's like the best day of my life.

[J.D.]

What a great day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You seem so happy with that girl coming back again.

[J.D.]

Are you stoned right now? Because I think so.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What is it, Saturday?

[J.D.]

Saturday?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, I gotta go get Smart Nuts.

[J.D.]

All right, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Bye.

[J.D.]

See you. Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[J.D.]

You're so cute.

[Bobbo]

It's a true story.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Really?

[Bobbo]

An employee left somebody in the car all day.

[Mike Turley]

All day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I heard about that.

[J.D.]

For real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did anybody go down and ask her why or what? Did you ever ask Renee what she was doing? She said she.

[Bobbo]

I can't say exactly what she said, but she's staying in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

She deserves it.

[Bobbo]

Like, okay, she's in trouble.

[Mike Turley]

What a weird deal. Well, at least she wasn't alone.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Randy was there with him.

[J.D.]

Clearly she had lots of food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, good morning, you're on the air. Scott, are you there? Did I just lose him?

[Caller]

Hey, morning. Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all right. Where you coming from?

[Caller]

Hey, I'm Conro.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good. I was down there last night driving home. I live in, I live in Dallas. Fort Worth. Yep.

[Caller]

Awesome. Yeah, it's a nice little place.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

Oh, 14. Black on black. LTZ half ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's a four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof?

[Caller]

Nope, that's the only option it doesn't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller]

5,211.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Upper 20s. I wouldn't give 30 for it with the miles and no sunroof, but I would give right around 28.

[Caller]

Okay. With 5,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said 50.

[Caller]

No, 5,200.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, different, different, different. What's it take to buy it, do you know?

[Caller]

32. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'll buy it. I mean, yeah, yeah, I'll buy it. I can make that work. I should be able to make that work if I can. I need to reassess what I do. What's so weird is so stupid. It's not that big of an option. But the desirability factor of that car, with or without a sunroof on the, on the used market is a big difference. So the option probably would have cost you 800 bucks. And it's, it's a two thousand dollar swinger on the used side.

[Caller]

Oh, I know. And it was the only LTV on the lot that didn't have a stupid sunroof and I didn't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

32. 5 clean Carfax Short Mile LTZ. That's, you know, six months ago when GM did that 20 off sale, I don't know if you paid attention, you could damn near buy this truck new for that. Those trucks were cheap back then. But yeah, I, I go to giveme the vin. Do load it up. Say John bought this for me for 32. 5. Here's the VIN, here's the miles. What's next? And we'll get it wrapped up.

[Caller]

All right, Roger, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 800. 800 7234. Remember the podcast goes up on iTunes about 2 o' clock today and we do a little talking after the show is over. Little loose lips, a little salty talk. Yeah, non FCC regulated. For you hardcore fans out there, there.

[J.D.]

Don'T listen if you get easily offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to be on for another hour in other markets. Houston, guys, you can jump over to 97.5 if, if you are in an area of Houston that gets that, you can hear us there for the next hour or just stream us off of WRKN out of New Orleans. There's one that has our number four off of iHeartRadio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. Remember, we're on a mission. I need to buy a bunch, so I'm buying hard. Givemetheven.com if anybody's thinking about selling something and you're really serious about it, go to givemetheven.com and we will damn sure pick it up, get it paid for.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to talk football. In a minute. I'm gonna grab a few of these good folk here waiting online. First hour number four episode number thousand something.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Willie Nelson on the box. It's cold outside. Got a little Bailey's in my coffee. Damn. Got a dip of snuff in my cheek is good.

[J.D.]

You got a wife at home that just watched 50 Shades of Gray. Dude, your life is. Your life is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's going my way, I'm telling you.

[J.D.]

All right, halfway things coming up roses.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Chevy LT 1500 with 69. Keith. Is it a four wheel drive or two? Two wheel drive. Crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

Extended cab. I mean crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth or leather?

[J.D.]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

What color the bad. It's not white. It's that pearl white or whatever they call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's even better. Is it? You said it's leather, so it's bucket, front seat, crew cab. It's a lt, not an ltz. Does it have navigation or sunroof? No, probably not. Most of them don't, but you never know. And the miles are pushing 70. Right there at 70.

[Caller]

Okay. 6996.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you be staying? Where is this truck? Where would we be picking it up from?

[Caller]

Mesquite.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not far at all. 20 grand should put her to bed.

[Caller]

20?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. If that don't do it, nothing.

[Caller]

Will that get a little higher than that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. I can start you at 19. I mean, if you. I mean, you know, I can start you at 19, so you can move me to 20. I mean.

[J.D.]

Going to negotiate.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all. It's not a lot of times I do that. I've kind of screwed myself. Back them up. When I hit one dead nuts on with all I got. Everybody then everybody wants to move me and I can't. I have nowhere to go. Gotcha. I just went ahead and threw it all at you so I'd get it bought and be done.

[Caller]

All right, let me think about it a minute because I'm. I'm on the upgrade. So what are you gonna get another one? The same truck, but probably a 17 or 16 or 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

There's a small payoff. I don't know exactly what it is. Probably 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will buy it. I will buy it. That's all I can do, get you the money. Thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 Armada. Good morning, Kimberly Rose.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you?

[Caller]

I am in Midlothian.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Do you work at the concrete plant? No, a cement plant. Let me get that straight. It's an armada. Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 Armada. Two wheel drive or four? Two wheel drive? Leather. Does it have navigation or sun?

[Caller]

Sunroof. Has a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it platinum or sl?

[Caller]

Sl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

The charcoal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

It's clean. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again, it's right there at 70,000 miles. 79. 17 clean Carfax. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

There's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how much is the payoff?

[Caller]

It's close to 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're good. I will give 69, 000 miles. Charcoal with a sunroof on an SL. It's got a clean carfax. I will pay your car. So let's assume that payoff's 14 even. I'll pay the car off and give you 2,000 on top of it. Okay, if that works for you, it works for me. If you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up and on the information box just write the note of what we did. John said he'll give me 16 grand for the car. You know, your Payoff may be 13,7. It may be. It may be 14,200. I don't know the exacts and we won't know until we call the bank and get a 10 day payoff. But we will get her wrapped up and you can bring it in to us or we'll come get it. Whatever's quicker for you. We'll do it Monday morning.

[Caller]

Fantastic. Thanks, John. Love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. Hey, she loves my show?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

She loves.

[John Clay Wolf]

She says she loves your show. She doesn't love you. She loves me.

[J.D.]

Loves you.

[Mike Turley]

I think you got the air on again, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's cold.

[Mike Turley]

Feeling about 55 degrees down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, if y' all can hear me, we turn the air conditioner off. Just turn. Just put it to off, cuz I think I turn the air on.

[Mike Turley]

Kind of freeze daddy out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Major Applewhite's going to be the head coach of. Oh, the number. It's 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Travis A96F150 with 180,000 miles is. Is too. Too old and too miley for me. It's not me.

[Mike Turley]

Kind of like Major Apple White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna hang up. Major Apple White. Is it. Is the breaking news?

[Bobbo]

Nah, it's not breaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was to be.

[Bobbo]

It happened pretty much yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No.

[Bobbo]

Major Applewhite? Yes. University of Houston.

[J.D.]

You want me to turn the heater on? You had the AC on and you headed down to 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When you turn the heater on, did.

[Bobbo]

You try to put the heater on? You hit the wrong button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Okay.

[Mike Turley]

That's kind of a mentally challenged approach to that, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you could go ahead and call me whatever you want. I would not be offended if I do something stupid. I expect it.

[Mike Turley]

Goofy ass goof. Dumbass.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, yeah. Major Apple White, who hasn't coached in any head coach position ever in his life, is going to be coaching a major college, University of Houston.

[J.D.]

How did he get that gig?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he a quarterback for somebody. Back when I was a kid, he was.

[Bobbo]

He was a pretty good quarterback. He's been an offensive coordinator at UT and then Houston. So Houston didn't want to, I guess, take the chance on Lane Kiffin because he has a tendency to dart after about a year, go to another school. So they take it a big chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

And having major boy, I can't believe.

[Mike Turley]

They passed on Kiffin.

[Bobbo]

I was surprised too, because you figure you want to stay a good program for even if it's just two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Just keep riding that train every two years, get a new coach, and you're still in the top of 25 with major Apple. I come in. I don't know. I mean, maybe he could surprise somebody, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Mike, it is your position that they made the wrong decision?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yeah. I mean, you look at what Cliff Kingsbury is doing over at Tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

That's what they're trying to kind of go for that.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

He would never coach the head coaching position before.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want somebody with Every one has to start somewhere.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but at Houston, I mean, if you're. Don't you consider yourself a top 25 school?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? No.

[Caller]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Okay. I would. I would assume this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I would. Yeah. The passing couple years, they've been sniffing around the top 25 all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

This is kind of surprising, but maybe they know something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston has a downtown campus. U of H. Downtown.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, they have a different moniker, a different mascot.

[Bobbo]

Isn't that weird than the Cougars?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Gators.

[Mike Turley]

The Gators.

[J.D.]

Downtown.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was sitting at a bar in Sugarland Thursday night, having a beer and eating my dinner, sitting next to two U of H students, and we're shooting the breeze. And he was telling me that the downtown campus is the Gators.

[J.D.]

Why would they do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I made fun of him and he was offended.

[Bobbo]

It's very confusing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't offended, actually. He thought it was stupid, too.

[J.D.]

Is it like the University of Texas in Austin is the Longhorns, but the University of Texas in Arlington is something else?

[Bobbo]

The Mavericks.

[J.D.]

Mavericks.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's in the same town. Yeah, that's true.

[Bobbo]

That is weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Gators.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Gators, they have a sports team, even.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Cowboys? Let's talk about something serious.

[Bobbo]

They win against the Giants on Sunday Night Football, they'll clinch the East.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

And if they have a loss by the Lions, and I believe it's the Seahawks, they can clinch the top record in the nfc. So then that means they can take.

[John Clay Wolf]

A couple weeks off.

[Bobbo]

Maybe Tony Romo plays a little bit and his stock for trade comes up, and then everything's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad is here. I have some questions for him. He didn't leave.

[J.D.]

Jerry Jones this week. Did say he wants Tony back as quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick. I want to talk to weldon. Weldon is 16. Scion FRS. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because a lot of them do and don't. And there's a real differential. Is it a stick or an automatic? Automatic.

[Caller]

CVT.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

They call it Raven Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 17 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

You buy for 17?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's right.

[Caller]

Okay. Because I got a trade in value. Trade in value is 18. I turn that one down. Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trade in value in the book.

[Caller]

Yeah. I've already talked to a Subaru dealership and they'd offer me 18 direct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. On trade. So I lost two grand on one a week ago that we overbid because somebody looked at the book and I literally lost $2,000. So I'm not very proud of these cars right now. I'm looking at average MMR, an average MMR on the car, 17, you know, on the trade ins. They can show you anything they want. Rebates. Roll it around, this and that. Yeah, go, go do that deal. If you're gonna buy a new Subaru anyway, just go, go hit it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

Let me, let me do this first as Tony Romo's dad walks in here. Of course, you know, we all know Prescott, fourth round draft pick, has completed 68% of his passes, 19 touchdowns, only two interceptions. In spite of that, Jerry Jones says next year he's expecting Romo to come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did not say that Romo. Did you hear this?

[Mike Turley]

J. M. Jones, he say these this week.

[J.D.]

This is my intention to have romo back in 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back is the backup.

[J.D.]

It's this. I'm just telling you what he said.

[Mike Turley]

I think just while we are talking between us gentlemen, I think maybe Jerry is trying to drive up the trade value for Tony. Got a little salary cop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, it's kind of like these cars that we buy and sell. People have payoffs. And Jerry is buried with negative equity in his investment in Tony Romo. And he needs to roll that negative equity into someone else's system. So building up his value is in Jerry's best interest to get him out of this stupid, ridiculous contract that he signed with your son.

[J.D.]

Totally makes sense.

[Mike Turley]

And of course, do you remember Randy Gregory?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

The Terror Owens, the to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

Only Pacman Jones, Jerry Jones have had three good draft in a row. It's time to hire more criminals for the Dallas Cowboys.

[J.D.]

Not more criminals.

[Mike Turley]

So he make a more salary cap. I think he deal Tony to the new expansion Las Vegas Raiders.

[Bobbo]

Oh, why would he do that though? Because car is pretty good over there.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know. But I know that Antonio said that he lo that town. Tony does really he love it the.

[Bobbo]

Most or is it dad legacy?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I was going to say dad may love.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you told us about two weeks ago that Tony's vision problems and the reason he was fumbling, throwing interceptions is he didn't realize that he had chlamydia for the past eight years that he got he contacted from Jessica Simpson.

[Mike Turley]

Yes, and even still today he itches and scratches very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he get that cleared up and is his vision improved?

[Mike Turley]

Well, his vision is only problem for the right side because you have a glass eye on the Left side. You know, he poke himself himself with a knife and fork as a child. He have a glass eye on his left side.

[J.D.]

There's no report of that.

[Mike Turley]

This why he always spin out of the pocket to the right.

[J.D.]

This is just not accurate.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's his dad. He knows it's not.

[J.D.]

But if this is fake news, there's some fake news is a problem these days.

[Mike Turley]

Anytime you see a photograph of him and Jessica Simpson from the old days.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

She always stand on his right side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Because he had to keep an eye on her. And the eye he keep on her is the real one. The right side makes sense to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does chlamydia blur your vision? I've heard that, yes.

[Mike Turley]

It can blur your vision, make you. Make you scratch and make your football pants too tight for your huevos.

[J.D.]

Not true.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. And he have this trouble already making it up from his glass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think had he not contracted chlamydia from Jessica Simpson, he would still be starting for the Dallas Caballeros right now?

[Mike Turley]

I think perhaps this be the case. But, you know, it's mostly tone. The club media can be a debilitating exercise in embarrassment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any way this is not true so that I don't get sued by either party?

[J.D.]

There's a very big chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could this be parody?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

Well, they say that she gave it to. To the little Bruno Mars as well. It is Andy Mar hustle back that what make Tony so mad.

[Bobbo]

I like to see the lawsuit.

[Mike Turley]

It's mad.

[J.D.]

I don't think anybody's buying it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had chlamydia?

[Mike Turley]

Well, myself, yes. Well, I have been in Navy.

[J.D.]

What does that mean?

[Mike Turley]

So sometimes on cheap. As long as you eat your oranges. Get your. Get your vitamin C. Vitamin C, Right. Yes. Scurvy and taking your shots because we go all over the world. It's hard to contract media on a boat. I bet if you do, you may not even know, really. But I have itches and scratches. Back in the day, I believe the day was a Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Mr. Amer, I'm going to go down on record today on broadcast radio that this is a parody and none of it is true. And I appreciate you coming in and you're not even a real person. You're a fake Mexican wannabe.

[Mike Turley]

That's not what they said on the R. Martin Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken, good morning. You're on the air. Ken, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry about that. What have you got? Yeah.

[Caller]

2015 Clydesburg, Town and Country. 50,054 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof or DVD or navigation on navigation?

[Caller]

Dvd, no sunroof. They got the plugs for foam system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it touring or limited or platinum? I'm gonna bid it as a limited then. So just if it's a touring, it's going to be a little bit less. You're buried in this thing, aren't you? Not really. Okay. The 50 is, is a bit of a kicker. I think the money, I think the money on it is right around it's upper teens. 19, 19.

[Bobbo]

It's hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard not to get buried in minivans. People get buried many just so damn expensive and they depreciate so hard. I don't know why.

[Caller]

Because of shape though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I hear you. We just go off the market, man. We just trade the market. I mean I'm sitting here looking at transactions all over the country and they're bringing between 18 and 19 grand with 50s and the miles in the 40s are bringing 20 and the miles in the 30s are bringing 21. It's pretty simple. I mean it's just, it's just mild miles over matter.

[Caller]

19 the best you can do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the VIN and let me look at a picture of it. Tell me what it takes to buy it.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. I say that because I'm just like I don't want to negotiate with someone that's not ready and committed.

[J.D.]

Ready to do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Now. Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[J.D.]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Hyundai in honor. Winner of Pearl harbor week.

[J.D.]

Oh wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. The 2017 Santa Fe Limited Ultra four wheel front wheel drive. Hyundai is Korean, isn't it?

[Mike Turley]

Is this a pattern?

[J.D.]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is Hyundai made?

[Mike Turley]

Nebraska. No, no, no, I don't.

[Bobbo]

I think he is Korean. I think Hyundai is Japanese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Bobbo]

I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Would you mind fact checking me?

[J.D.]

Hyundai Motor Company is a South Korean multinational automotive manufacturer.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so were the Koreans on the Japanese side at Pearl harbor or.

[Mike Turley]

Were they out of it?

[J.D.]

They were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Mike Turley]

Hyundai, South Korea. The Kias are made in North Korea. That's why they're all in black and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was day with that gung ho movie? That was Korea, wasn't it?

[Mike Turley]

That was awesome. No, they were Japanese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I love that.

[Mike Turley]

With Michael Keaton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely.

[J.D.]

I love that.

[Mike Turley]

It's a ron Howard film.

[John Clay Wolf]

2007 Santa Fe Limited Ultra Ultra. So when I got in this business, Hyundai's were worth 1500 dollars when they were new and today it's worth ultra 42 885. So has Hyundai come a long way? You betcha.

[Bobbo]

Loaded up. Suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hyundai. Mike, you drove this one more than I did. What did you think?

[Bobbo]

It's nice for a Hyundai. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much again, have I bought? I bought a Hyundai for 50 grand the other day. Remember that? What's it called?

[Bobbo]

A Genesis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Genesis?

[Bobbo]

I think so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, it's something else. Equus.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the Equus.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're holding.

[J.D.]

And they hold their value as well as the Kias.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. You know what?

[Bobbo]

Kia's I think are doing a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bit better, don't you think? No, for cars.

[Bobbo]

But SUVs. Hyundai's are better.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Hyundai's are better than Kia's.

[Bobbo]

They look like Hondas, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes.

[J.D.]

Even the logo kind of looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

But although.

[Bobbo]

Although, this one doesn't look like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Hyundai. Both reversed engineered Hondas, in my opinion. Oh, sure.

[J.D.]

They're both South Korean, not North.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, super duper cars. Forget your old preconceived notions about Hyundai. They're wonderful. Now they're bringing a lot of money. They have a good resale. They're real rigs. This Santa Fe is. If you took the badging off of it. I would rather have this than a Honda Pilot.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you just put a blinders on, sure. Yeah. They're nice, man.

[Bobbo]

They're loaded. Harder than a Honda Pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're loaded.

[Bobbo]

Loaded.

[J.D.]

And how much again did you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just too much? It's a lot. It's so much. 40 something. Yeah, it's 40. 43 grand.

[J.D.]

Okay, fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I say too much, I'm not saying it's too much for the car. It's just too much to digest.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com or give us a call. 800, 800 radio. Just give me a kiss.

[Mike Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

Take a chance on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. About a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do, in and out, very Fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com.

[Mike Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

While y' all are over there screwing off during the brakes, I'm sitting here bidding cars. Working online.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sending off offer letters.

[J.D.]

You're like the angry dad. I work. You kids play.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what my wife says.

[Mike Turley]

Get off that roof.

[J.D.]

You're kind of the angry dad.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Get off my roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we have so many customers in our system today? I'm gonna need to help.

[J.D.]

That's a good thing, right?

[Mike Turley]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we got a lot.

[J.D.]

That's your biggest problem? Too many customers?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we just. I really Want to buy 120 cars this week from. Give me the VIN.

[J.D.]

Too much time at work. Come home and play with us kids.

[Mike Turley]

Gary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Mike Turley]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that place. So if I. If I buy this car from you today, what are you going to drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

I have a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it is legitimately for sale?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a four cylinder, 16 Camry or a six cylinder?

[Caller]

It is the six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it an X? Which trim level?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's a four. I'm sorry. So. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Is it. Which trim level? Le, S, C, xle, S, xse.

[Caller]

The le.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it has leather, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It is like a silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

He answers his questions like my lawyer coached me when I take the deposition.

[J.D.]

Easy, to the point. Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just answer the question and don't elaborate. Yes. No. What color is it? Silver. I like it. Yeah, well, I need to. I need. Next time I do a deposition for a court case, I need to talk to you first.

[J.D.]

Silver. My uncle loved this color.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get me warmed up, right? Yeah. My lawyer got mad at me cuz I talk too much.

[J.D.]

You talk too much, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mama dresses you funny and you talk too much. Does 14 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Let me check. I'll check with my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you this, not to be sarcastic. I kind of tested the water on you. I just gave you all of the money, by the way, Every bit of it. I would not give 141 for it. I'll give 14 because I said I would. But I'm looking through recent transactions. 14 1, 13, 8, 13 7, 13 2. 14 grand. 13 8, 13 9, 13 8. I mean, there's a gazillion of them right here. All with the same miles from the Toyota factory sales, all in December. Fourteen grand is exactly what they're bringing. That is exactly the money. So if you want to sell it to us, do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

There's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much do you know?

[Caller]

I believe it's like 15 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, if, if it was 15, 7, you'd need to give us a check for 1700 and we'll wire the whole amount to your lender and knock it out. Paid off. Okay, thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you.

[Mike Turley]

Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me stand next to your fire. 800 877, 2, 3, 4. Or just go to givemethe v I n.com college football playoffs. When does it start? Officially?

[Bobbo]

It's what gen. Let me think here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

I think it's January 2nd, if I'm not mistaken. Let me pull it up real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

January 2nd. Second would be the playoff day on. Okay. Bowl day.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or January 1st. Oh, no. January 2nd. Okay. And who. What? What is the. I know this. It's Ohio State versus Clemson. Round one. Correct. Yep.

[Bobbo]

And that's actually December 31st.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. That's coming up. That makes for good Christmas and then Bama versus. Don't tell me I'm not a. And I'm not mentally challenged. Alabama ver. Oh my God, I can't wait. It's not Penn State cuz they're mad. It's not Clemson because they're playing Ohio Pack West Coast. Oh my God, Turley, I've lost my mind. Don't tell me who is the number? Okay, you got Bama, Clemson, Ohio State, JD You. I'm as dumb as you on this.

[J.D.]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How can I not know this?

[Bobbo]

Okay, west coast, they smoke a lot of weed out there.

[J.D.]

Usc.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it's not North.

[Bobbo]

West coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not Oregon.

[J.D.]

Washington State. Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I couldn't remember because nobody cares about Washington anymore.

[Bobbo]

They're gonna get smoked by Alabama in the Peach pole.

[Mike Turley]

What's that? What's the line on that right now? Today?

[John Clay Wolf]

21, is it?

[Bobbo]

You know, I don't think they have the line out on it yet. I haven't seen it at Least early lines. Heisman Trophy picked this weekend or today. Tonight actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, Penn State beat Washington, is that correct?

[Bobbo]

No, Penn State beat someone that Ohio State.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Penn beat that. What is your feeling on this head to head competition, Division champions. Why did Penn State not get moved in?

[Bobbo]

They didn't play as many top 10 teams as Ohio State did.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they beat Ohio State.

[Bobbo]

But this is all building up to be six teams coming up or eight teams.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is this year. This is the year. And I just.

[Bobbo]

But you have to have this argument to advance it to the next extra two teams or four teams in the playoffs.

[Mike Turley]

I think there's still kind of a black sheep too in the, in the industry right now. Penn State, I think they're still facing a bit of the old Sandusky.

[Bobbo]

You know, I didn't think about that. You might be right.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, we're not. They're going to give them the half smu, you know, they're going to shun them for a couple few seasons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm.

[Bobbo]

It's going to be a good play. The, the first round, not so much. Ohio State and Clemson will be good, but the championship game is going to most likely be Ohio State and Alabama. And that's going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was the same championship we saw two years years ago.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's. I mean it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we go to the best teams. We got Ezekiel Elliott out of that deal and he played like a master that night too. I remember it well. Heisman is the selectionist tonight.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who are the top four candidates? So the.

[Bobbo]

Lamar Jackson's a favor, plain and simple. Quarterback out of Louis, Louisville. Do you know what his opening odds were for the beginning of the season? 100 to 1. Can you imagine that just picking him out? Jake Browning from Washington, the quarterback there. Deshaun Watson, of course, quarterback from Clemson. And then Jabril Peppers, linebacker from Michigan. Those are your top four ones. But Jackson's gonna win it for Louis.

[John Clay Wolf]

And DeSean won the Davey O' Brien a couple of days ago, second year in a row.

[Bobbo]

Well, he was the, he was the favorite to win it this year. The Heisman, it was 5 to 1 eyes to win it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But am I correct that he, he's won the Davy o' Brien Award two consecutive years? I believe that to be true.

[J.D.]

He's.

[Bobbo]

He's a damn good quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real good quarter. Doesn't happen very often now. All right, who's the big NFL games this week?

[Bobbo]

Cowboys, Giants. That's the big game of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it on Nighttime.

[Bobbo]

Yep. Sunday Night Football.

[J.D.]

The only team that's beat them this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to sell my Cowboys tickets for the rest of the season. Why? Because they're worth a lot of money. Money. And I just wrote a check for two grand for the playoff tickets. Boom.

[Bobbo]

To get the playoff tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You'll get at least two rounds out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can I get for my seats? Can I get double?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

This year? Man, that's a. That's a lucky bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not talking about playoff tickets. I'm talking about the. The remaining two. We have Tampa Bay and who else?

[Bobbo]

Tampa. What is the other home game?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Detroit? Yes. That'll be a good one. Do you think. Do you think there was double.

[Bobbo]

I don't know about the regular season, but those playoffs will be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm keeping those. I'm going to those. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I don't think the player. I don't think the regular season is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to be that much because there's no stakes anymore.

[Bobbo]

There's not really anything online.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Because it's not a big deal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. But the playoff tickets now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm. I'm.

[Bobbo]

You want to make some money?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Mike Turley]

I bet that Giants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want the memory that Giants came.

[Mike Turley]

Tomorrow night's gonna be a draw, man.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's in New York.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's gotta be Buccaneers, Lions and Eagles.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. There's just. There's nothing there for the. There's nothing on the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna.

[Bobbo]

They can clinch everything with a win and a couple help with the Detroit loss and Seattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think. Mike, you covered the Cowboys for years. You used to ride on the team plane as a reporter. You went to the locker room, you did the deal. How many years did you do that? Five or seven years.

[Bobbo]

Five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've been there. Do you believe in your heart of hearts that they will play Tony Romo in these non. These non state games that are. Yes.

[Bobbo]

The last game of the season, maybe the second to last. They'll play the starters for the first half and then the second half they'll play their backups because there's just no reason to either hurt anybody or also they want to get Tony some practice and some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the. Well, that.

[Bobbo]

And get his. Some tape so that they can trade him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, get him some tape. Isn't that true? Oh, it is.

[Bobbo]

Cuz they need. Somebody needs to see that he can still play and he can stay, still be healthy, be able to trade him.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I was the coach and this is why? I'm not a coach. I would start Tony Romo 10 on Sunday night. No.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I would not want to risk Dakota getting hurt.

[Bobbo]

Let's clinch everything further.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we have. No, no.

[Bobbo]

They got to get the east first and then the home field advantage. Those are two big things. They can do it this week and next week. I think definitely by next now if.

[John Clay Wolf]

We win out, do we get both playoffs home?

[Bobbo]

That's what they can do. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both. Not one, but both. Okay, then you're right. We'll start that. Yeah. Because then my tickets will be valid. All right.

[J.D.]

Worth more.

[Bobbo]

Worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can sell, baby. I don't want to sell them.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to sell those.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is the year for the Cowboys, dude. So I'm going to ride these seats out. If you go the Super Bowl, I'm gonna buy the super bowl ticket too, and then I'm be done. And then I'm not gonna do it next year. They're too damn expensive. The seats are too freaking expensive. It's ridiculous. G.D. i have seats. A buddy of mine bought the the license when Cowboy stadium came out.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he gave what he give Mike 20,000 a seat.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then really the tickets are 8,000 a season. With the parking pass.

[J.D.]

Yeah, with the parking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yet to pay full price for the pre games. For the preseasons. With the parking pass. It cost roughly $800 per game.

[J.D.]

That's. Yeah. Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

My seats are on the third row up on the 17 yard line. That is not that great. It's not bad.

[J.D.]

No, they're good seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good. But I mean it's not. Oh, my God. How the hell do people afford this?

[Bobbo]

You know what?

[Mike Turley]

When you got.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last year I sold all my corporations.

[Bobbo]

Mostly it's corporations, Right? I would think.

[J.D.]

Not in the upper. Not in the.

[Bobbo]

Oh, not in the upper. I'm talking about the lower section.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in the good section. I mean. Yeah, we're like in the upper middle class neighborhood.

[J.D.]

It's not all corporations.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean they give them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you look around, you see a lot of normal people. How the hell did they afford to do this?

[Bobbo]

Or are they giving them to their employees? Employees.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[J.D.]

Dear Bud Lights actually offering beer drinkers a chance to go to the Super Bowls for Life. They're putting out 37000 gold cans. They're randomly putting them out. And if you find a gold can, you'll be in the drawing to be one of the six winners to have Boba was listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beer and football.

[J.D.]

Football together. The Contest runs through January 13th. Six winners a week will receive a pair of tickets to their favorite favor team. And the one grand prize winner will get super bowl tickets for life.

[Mike Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, since we're all Is it too late to call and get a press pass?

[Bobbo]

For what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Free spn at the cowboys game for you.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too late.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D.]

Your credentials are normally they're done at.

[Bobbo]

The beginning of the season before the season starts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, all right.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They don't make exceptions unless there's something like foreigner. I was out of country maybe. I don't know if they'll do that even.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John clearwolf. I about cowboys tickets and buy cars on the radio. Bobbo, we've got how much? Oh, we only got 15 minutes left for the show. That's it.

[Mike Turley]

Plenty of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas, New Orleans, Louisiana. All Louisiana. Abilene, Wichita falls, Amarillo. Yes, we buy yalls cars too. Aiden, 800, 800 radio or just go to givemethE-V-I-N.com Give me the VIN.com. be right back.

[Mike Turley]

Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up, powered by give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a TH000 cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. GiveMeThe Vin.com we pick up where all all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are on next weekend.

[J.D.]

Next weekend we're on and then the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next weekend is Christmas eve.

[J.D.]

Christmas eve.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will be out of town.

[J.D.]

Where are you off to?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado. My uncle has a house up there and he lets me have it for a hundred dollars a night.

[J.D.]

Wow, what a deal.

[Bobbo]

Where in Colorado?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pagosa springs.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's nice.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, downtown Pagosa Springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how the hell I'm gonna get Everybody. Everybody up there. But we'll figure it out.

[J.D.]

Big SUV and a trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously? A trailer?

[J.D.]

You need a trailer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a trailer?

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Bob, do you have a little enclosed trailer that I could put a bunch of Christmas presents and garb in?

[Mike Turley]

No, cuz that's what I need.

[Bobbo]

I think you can rent one for you all.

[J.D.]

We give you one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that means I'd have to pay for it. I was looking. I was looking for the. For the. Hey, I've got one you can have. Deal. Kind of like the house. Yeah. How'd you get.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you got a house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Free.

[John Clay Wolf]

For free.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not free, but it's close.

[J.D.]

Pretty close.

[Mike Turley]

You're gonna take the truck, you're gonna just hitch up, Hitch up a trailer full of stuff and take it with y. Oh, you're gonna have Christmas up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

So all the kids, all the toys.

[J.D.]

All the boxes, all the stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. We need a trailer.

[Mike Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. We will be the Griswolds.

[Mike Turley]

No, I know. I got, you know, access to flatbed trailers and all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, ain't gonna work. That won't work.

[J.D.]

Well, you could. Maybe you could.

[Mike Turley]

U Haul really does have a nice deal you can probably get for 60 bucks there and back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

Or really just pick up here and drop it off up there when you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Done with us, we gotta bring it back. I mean, we gotta bring the stuff back.

[Mike Turley]

100 bucks probably.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[J.D.]

Two by six would be plenty for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What are you. You're going to St. Thomas?

[J.D.]

I'm going to St. Thomas. The islands.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D.]

Day I leave on the 20th, come back on the 30th.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't stay for the years.

[J.D.]

Come on, man. Because airline fares go crazy. If I moved it one way, one day, either way, it was going to be 400 more. It's stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to run a replay on Christmas Eve?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D.]

Everybody's on vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

We always mow through it and go ahead and do it, but nobody will be listening on Christmas.

[Mike Turley]

I know about you guys. I'll be right here.

[J.D.]

It's the Bobo Show. That's right. Spins and gin.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's the bins and gin.

[J.D.]

Spins and gins.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's spins and gins. I like it.

[Bobbo]

So you want to give Baba that whole show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the gin dot com. I'm not sure.

[J.D.]

You want to come back to Monday to the people talking about the Babo show.

[Mike Turley]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the gin dot com.

[J.D.]

I love It.

[Bobbo]

Can you imagine the program directing you're going to get from that show?

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll all be on vacation, man. The whole radio business shuts down. You could just cuss for three hours straight. No one would say anything.

[Mike Turley]

They'd be like, you know, it was really polished, really clean. That I like how you just. How you just talk to the listeners. That's awesome. I couldn't believe.

[J.D.]

Keep doing that.

[Mike Turley]

You didn't curse once.

[J.D.]

Do more of that.

[Mike Turley]

I don't think we had to dump more than five times the first hour.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you can have somebody. You have Bobbo here with no dump button.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, the dump here.

[J.D.]

He won't run it. He won't hit it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the gin dot com. So easy you can poopy in your underwear.

[Mike Turley]

Nah. But you know, man, like, have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever gotten so drunk, Bubba, you wet your pants?

[Mike Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on. No, you can tell me.

[Mike Turley]

Look at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I am. That's why I asked.

[J.D.]

Professional.

[Mike Turley]

No, that's crazy.

[J.D.]

Professional grade drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley got so drunk one night in East Texas, he fell asleep at a red light and woke up the there the next day.

[J.D.]

How'd you do that with your foot on a break?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand how that went down.

[J.D.]

You didn't put it in park?

[Bobbo]

That's a great question.

[J.D.]

Now all night you sat there with your foot on the brink.

[Bobbo]

Not all the night. It was several hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Was it in park? It had to be in park.

[Bobbo]

No, not that I know of.

[J.D.]

Dude, that's amazing.

[Bobbo]

It just didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just there.

[Bobbo]

I remember waking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you?

[Bobbo]

Was I 20?

[John Clay Wolf]

22. Yeah. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

I lost him coming back from a party at SFA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's real adult of you.

[Caller]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you driving?

[Bobbo]

Was I driving then?

[John Clay Wolf]

VWB.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I had a stick. That's right.

[J.D.]

Oh, that explains it. That explains it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

I remember now. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you just had it neutral off.

[J.D.]

Like you didn't want on a co.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the hell did an officer of the law not pass by two hours?

[J.D.]

Seriously, all night?

[Bobbo]

Have you driven from SFA before?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I mean, there's nothing out there. You're getting up to 20, so you got. So you go north.

[J.D.]

So you're in a town. There's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a stop sign or stop li.

[Bobbo]

It was a stop sign or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, stop sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was bad. The cop was. Did you pull over? No, I'm just. I woke up in the middle of the street. Just woke up and no one was tapping on your window?

[Bobbo]

Nothing. No one tapped, nothing. I just kept going. No, this is not a dream.

[Mike Turley]

That's what we used to call bruising a stop sign. Our friend Bruce came up with this. Me and the Northside Bomber, some friends of mine in Wichita Falls, we'd get load the car with beer, stop at a stop sign, put it in park and just drink until somebody came up behind us. You know, just sit there. Bruce's stop sign.

[J.D.]

Like the story this weekend in Boise, Idaho. The air traffic control tower. People were trying to reach the tower. It was 2:00 o' clock in the morning, but a couple helicopters and other people trying to land and take off. Nobody could reach the tower. Finally the police come out, they knock on the door, they run their sirens, they hit the lights, Nothing. Finally they get inside one. There's two people inside, one inside the air. Inside the air traffic control tower there's two controllers. One of them is sitting, one of them is asleep and the other one is stoned. Neither one of them are up in the tower. Where was Boise, Idaho Police officers who entered the Boise air traffic control tower after pilots could not reach them found one controller had fallen asleep. The second one was smelled of marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's classy.

[J.D.]

Yeah, there you go. Air traffic control, that is fine. It's Boise, Idaho. Two o' clock in the morning though. Come on, really. That's the gig I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have three minutes left. If you want me to bid your car, you need to call me right now. 800-800-7234. If it's thousand dollar junker, I'll talk to you, but I'm not gonna. I mean it is what it is. But real cars, I'll impress you. Junk cars or junk cars, people have to understand that 180000 mile impala is worth 200 bucks. It just is what it is. Copart. Don't give up on the car. Give it to a kid.

[J.D.]

Yeah, give it to kids. Yeah, kids for cars. Cars for kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that 3:30 right?

[Bobbo]

No, it's. It's actually a little under three minutes.

[J.D.]

Now and anybody seen Bad Santa?

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative.

[J.D.]

First one.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Yeah. How about bad Santa too?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Well, this guy apparently did. In Forest City, North Carolina, the bad Santa was on duty and this little young nine year old boy, Anthony Mayes, sat on his lap, told him what he wanted for Christmas. After he got off Santa's lap, Santa leaned over and said hey, you need to lay off the hamburgers and fries. He went and told his parents and the Santa got fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's always. I know. Maybe the kid is fat. If he's fat, he's fat.

[J.D.]

He was. I saw the picture. He was fat. But you don't say that to a kid of Santa Claus.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's doing a favor. He's doing him a favor.

[Mike Turley]

He's a role model, man.

[Announcer]

He was done.

[Bobbo]

He didn't want to do this anymore. He's like, screw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He could have helped that kid. Kid's life.

[Mike Turley]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're getting fat. You're gonna have trouble. You're gonna have diabetes. If you don't believe me as strip club.

[Mike Turley]

He's taking me, he's taking the job seriously. It ain't just a beard.

[Caller]

Oh, man.

[Mike Turley]

You know, you gotta tell the kid, you know, buddy, I want you to live to be at least 35. You know, lay off the burgers until.

[J.D.]

A nine year old. He's fat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last caller. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello, Is that me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's you. What you got?

[Caller]

Okay, I've got it. 09F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller]

49.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good miles. Is it extended cab or crew?

[Caller]

Cab, it's the four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

STX or XLT?

[Caller]

Texas Edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas Edition. XLT. It's a 09 with 4x4. Hi, where are you calling from? Beaumont Beamont. I like the miles. Average, rougher, clean condition.

[Caller]

It's clean except for the seat. One of the seat where my knife sits in my back pocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

It's got a wear spot on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we can fix that. Does 12.5buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, it sounds pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to get. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say John, hit me at12.5 on the radio. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. Please verify and we'll get her done.

[Caller]

All right, well, appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a drop zone in in Beaumont too, on 11th Street. You can go over there and get a check on probably Wednesday. Okay.

[Caller]

Okay, I know where that's at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Man 2 On hold. Sit tight. We're gonna do the podcast. Just a minute. Little after hour show and I'll take these two calls. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Remember the podcast is on iTunes about 2 o' clock today and we will be back at 8 o' clock next Saturday. Live and bushy tailed out. Bachter out.

[Mike Turley]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're turning off the satellite system. No I know I'm not. I'll wait till we're clear so that our cuss words are not broadcast on FCC airways during the podcast. Is it off? We're off. Yes, it is off.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you show me the box? And we move so I can see it. No, there's no connection.

[Bobbo]

See, I just disconnected it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a pot button for that also? Currently not connected. Is there a pot button that you can turn off also on the board?

[Bobbo]

No, I mean it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Bobbo]

The whole board goes into there. Okay, so we have to turn our mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so from a probability point of view, what are the odds that it is accidentally on?

[Bobbo]

There's no odds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's no odds. Anyone that if we're still broadcasting on anyone's radio, turn it off.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D.]

And they. They hear us Only on the Internet, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they can hear. So the end of this. Fine. We can say whatever we want. Good morning. You're on the air. I don't know who this is or. Hello?

[Caller]

Yeah, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Well, you're actually not on there. You're on. We're off the air, but we're still taping and streaming. What you got?

[Caller]

08 Honda Accord.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

89.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four cylinder or six?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's a four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where Houston, Texas is. And it's a LX sedan.

[Caller]

That's the base model.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Mike Turley]

Average.

[Caller]

And it's a manual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a hog leg, dog. That's what it is. That's what I call them. I got you.

[J.D.]

We gonna do that hog leg.

[Mike Turley]

I'm gonna kill you with it, dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like one of the miles. One more time.

[Caller]

89,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

89,000. 4,500.

[Caller]

4,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanna sell it to me?

[Caller]

I possibly would. Do I just go to the VIN and put the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, give me the vin.com and put the miles in the pictures. Say John gave me 4, 500 on the air. Please verify what's next. Thanks, man. Here's the last caller of the day. Good morning. Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller]

That's Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got me, Paul, I got you. Where are you calling?

[Caller]

Springfield, Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Really? How the did you find me from Springfield, Missouri? Well, if we're still on the radio, I just got kicked off out of Fort Smith. Springfield, Missouri. Oh, we're on his Fort Smith on that country station. Is that right, Paul?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

All right, what I got is an 09 SRT8 challenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Joe Dirt lives. Joe Dirt lives. How many miles?

[Caller]

It's got right around 91,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got in. It never stopped. What color is it?

[Caller]

Be fried blue. It is a spring special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but it's got how many miles? 91.90k. You're gonna cuss me when I bid this, by the way, so go ahead and get ready. Go ahead and get your name calling, but the miles are just wrecking it out, man. Just wrecking it. Smooth out. Wrecking it out. Wrecking it out. I think the car's worth. God, you're gonna. You're gonna hate what I'm fixing to tell you. I can hear it in your voice. Okay, what year is it? 09. I love the B5 Blue. That's the best color they made. It's a SRT.

[Caller]

That's the reason I bought it. I actually ordered the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 grand.

[Caller]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now I bought that same car for 22 grand with 15, 000 miles on it yesterday. Yeah, but actually we might have given 23 for that car. But that's a different mama, you know, with them short miles. All right, thanks, man.

[Caller]

You did good. See you.

[Mike Turley]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, tell me about your date.

[Mike Turley]

You know what it was. It was. Okay. Now this is a girl you've known for a long time. Just to reset it for everybody that you went to school with.

[John Clay Wolf]

After you got to know her, you realized how long. I mean, she probably told you the backstory too. I've known her pretty good.

[Mike Turley]

No, she. She really didn't. I think either she's really very shy or just maybe, I don't know. We got along fine. We conversed the entire time. You know, we went. We went to a really nice hibachi joint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there attractiveness? Were you attracted up in Colleyville, Was she attracted to you?

[Mike Turley]

She's a nice girl, you know. Oh, no, it's not a no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you fool around with her? Let's just cut to the chase. Did you kiss her?

[Mike Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Nothing, Nothing like that. Not even like a half ass, one armed hug, huh? Oh, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

No, that's exactly what it was, a half ass, one arm hug with the Peck. I mean, I'm polite, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't pull a trump to a fault with?

[Mike Turley]

No, I did not grab the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Yeah, I. I don't see you two having a magnetic connection.

[Mike Turley]

I think we're very different. She's a little churchy, you know, which is fine. I don't. You know, I'm not prejudiced. Against that. It's just I'm not very churchy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand we've got a caller on one. I just want them to be warned that we're talking amongst ourselves.

[Mike Turley]

I bet it's her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hi.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller]

Well, I have a truck I wanted to run through your system and see what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

What kind of a price you have?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what year?

[Caller]

It's a 2011 S350 diesel, four wheel drive. Diesel, four wheel drive? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed, dually or single wheel?

[Caller]

Single.

[Mike Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed. Does it have leather? Yes. Is it a King Ranch or lariat?

[Caller]

Lariat.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color? White. What? How many miles?

[Caller]

143, 44,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is a four wheel drive? Yes. In what city or do you hail from?

[Caller]

I'm west of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I am a 20. $21,000 buyer.

[Mike Turley]

Wow.

[Caller]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

Well, yeah, I may. I may look at a trade in. But. But I will. I will really keep that in mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we'll come pick it up and bring it. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

It's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How much the payoff?

[Caller]

It's like 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So what we would do is give you. Yes. We'd owe you money. All right. And we'll pay the car off. So just let us know if you want to sell it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say, John offered me 21,000 on this truck. I want to accept it. Here's the VIN number, here's the pictures.

[Caller]

Great. Great. Okay, thanks. I so appreciate the information. Thank you.

[Mike Turley]

That's an awesome truck, dude. Single rear wheel, one ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Turley.

[Bobbo]

Oh, just laughing because you. The way you're asking her questions like, okay, does it have sun roof?

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't have this.

[Bobbo]

You could have just slipped in and. Do you like anal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, just kind of keep going with it.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Turley leans over to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, we got to be careful. You know, we still have a business to run.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought immediately, so. Because I was thinking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you and Dina smoke down?

[Mike Turley]

No, we did not smoke down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all even drink?

[Mike Turley]

I don't think she's one of those. She had a drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

It looked like a very nice. It actually tasted like good cocktails. She let me taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it'll be your last Date?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I don't know. We. We chat once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it'll be your last date?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Mike Turley]

She's a nice chick, man. We. We've only met the once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you either got it, you know, you know immediately.

[Mike Turley]

We have a whole lot in common. She was. She was texting with her daughter during a lot of the course of that day for a kind of a pricey meal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Did she pay half?

[Mike Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Mike Turley]

Well, because I'm the dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Baba wanted her attention.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, I'm. I'm from the 70s, you know, so that's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

If she would have said take me to bed, would you have gone for it?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, if there are no steaks, Right?

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

Like I say, she's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you use a condom or would you bear back?

[Mike Turley]

I have nothing negative to say about the girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forget her. But would you use a condition condom or would you bear back?

[Mike Turley]

I mean, I don't own any.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you would just dive on in.

[Mike Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. No, she's very. I don't. I don't doubt her. What am I trying to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Her medical sanitary.

[Mike Turley]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't have any diseases.

[Mike Turley]

Good. Her congeniality. I don't doubt her congeniality at all. Very, very nice chick. A couple weeks ago, would you be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Offended if she said go get a condom? Because she might. No, I wouldn't expect your congeniality.

[Mike Turley]

I wouldn't be offended. I mean, I'd be put out. I might not make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would she be worth running to the store and getting a rubber for?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Probably. I mean, I couldn't say, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times in your sexual career have you stopped and run to the store to get a rubber?

[Mike Turley]

I don't do that, man. Never has happened if I'm not set up for it. And this is a strange girl, you know, even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. I mean, you never had a girl say, hey, take me, but you got to run to the store and get some rubbers.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I've had a girl say, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't do it?

[Mike Turley]

No, I mean, I take her with me. I'm not always clos. Always be closing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, have you ever had to make the run to the store?

[Bobbo]

No, I always prepared.

[J.D.]

Always have them.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a producer.

[J.D.]

I had a girlfriend one time that said, I don't use condoms. I'm allergic to latex. I'm thinking, well, I'm sure not staying here. You don't ever use them. I'm allergic to little babies because of that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm allergic to chlamydia.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I'm allergic to babies as well as whatever the last guy might have given you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, you keep making these Russ Martin comments. Do you want me to put in a word for you with the Russ Martin Show?

[J.D.]

Apparently there's an opening.

[Mike Turley]

No, please don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there for the host of the lead.

[J.D.]

That was mean. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're not on the air, J.D. i can say whatever the fuck you want. I know we got our headphones on.

[Mike Turley]

A couple weeks ago when we got out of the Tony. Tony Romo bit. Yeah, Tony Romo's dad, he said, tony, you're a little flat this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know if we're gonna have to talk to you anymore. I agonized for days.

[J.D.]

Did you really?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. And it was Wednesday, about 10:30 at night. Something that, that Stephen Colbert said. I thought, you know what the perfect. The right response to that would have been? Well, they loved it on the Russ Martin Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you the truth. If I was running that radio station and I had a brain, there's no doubt I would pick you out of here and put you in there immediately. Me, you could still do the weekend deal with. With us. Yeah. Those guys are so flat. Bunch of no count. No. Funny.

[Bobbo]

It just wouldn't work with that crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would be good because they've got the audience. They just don't have any goddamn material. And you would add a point to that deal you would make.

[Caller]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would make 10 to 20 times. Because I've learned a lot over the past years with what these ratings points mean in money.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, if you could squeeze that deal up a point, how much more the would be worth versus what they'd have to pay you? I would demand it. They need an R, Lane. They need a funny guy. They don't have it.

[J.D.]

They don't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't have.

[J.D.]

And they're not going to get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, y' all had it with Eddie.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we had with Eddie and how long that is. Michael. Michael knows. Yeah. You can't put anything in on Russ at all. You can't tell unless he knows somebody. That's why he hired. Eddie was a guy from a. From a. A pawn shop that had no connections. He sort of knew somebody who knew somebody, but he doesn't know Bobble. He didn't Bring in Bobble. He brought in Eddie as a. As somebody he could make fun of. And then he turned out to be a really big star. Turned out to be the Dak Elliott or Dak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever Prescott. And they ran him off because he got too much limelight.

[J.D.]

No, know, they didn't run him off. They just didn't pay him enough to stay. And Eddie was.

[Mike Turley]

Eddie quit.

[J.D.]

Eddie walked away. Then nobody ran him off.

[Caller]

He just.

[J.D.]

He just got tired of Russ talking about his money and his cars and his bs. He goes, you know what? I can't afford to put tires on my car to come to work. And this A hole is talking about his Batmobiles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he really get a hundred thousand dollar bonus? And they brought it to him and cash was in a. Bullshit.

[J.D.]

You want the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, no.

[J.D.]

All that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you heard it years ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you heard it on the air. It's bullshit.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. No, I don't. I don't think that any Dallas corporate outlet would have any interest in me right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D.]

You do a great job. Don't get me wrong.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I do a great job anywhere I go. And listen, you put me on the french fry machine at Whataburger, there's gonna be awesome fries, dude. You know, I mean, we spell professional with a capital P. That one thing I've got is a work ethic. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, you guys have seen me, man, for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to see you do it. I would love to see you shine. And at least the idea of what we've been working on, something would happen somewhere. Yeah. Because I. I mean, I don't think there's a better bit, man, in no Gordon Keith, I mean, he's great.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's. Dude, they make these stars. You got to understand, they build them. They build them. They build them. And you told me when we first met, you made a comment 10 years ago, or however long it was. There's a lot to be said for representation in this business.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

True story. They build these guys. And if you had that, that type of support behind you. Nah.

[Mike Turley]

Well, I don't engage. I don't currently engage. Any representation of any kind. I. I like where I'm at. Love what I'm doing, dude. Well, you know what I mean, this is family.

[J.D.]

John's point is you could, if you chose to. And. And again, it's not gonna be with Russ Martin because that door is closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Yeah. I don't know where it would be, but if I was a program director trying to make money and make my station improve. I would for sure be calling you because there's just not that many guys that fit your.

[J.D.]

They can do what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's true. Anymore?

[Mike Turley]

Well, I don't do much. You know, this is all. Now. I didn't know if I weren't here, I'd be at home doing this stuff for my dogs.

[J.D.]

Right, Exactly. That's why it works, because it's natural.

[Mike Turley]

And they're always amused as you don't come in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The. What was the bit today? Was it Romero? I wrote this down. I wrote it down. And don't take offense. I just try to make it.

[Mike Turley]

Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I. I told you about that. But on Romero, you waited two minutes to hit a punch. The punch. The. The first funny punch was Cole Beasley.

[Bobbo]

Well, no, you didn't. You. You missed the other punches.

[Mike Turley]

You don't listen to the bits, Warner.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there was several punches early on.

[J.D.]

John's looking for a big punch, and they were. There were some subtle ones in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. I think the big punch out of the gate and then do all your backstory. That hangs them through it, and then. Then the. Gets crazy funny on the third quarter.

[Mike Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, I'm not asking you guys to fake it, but if the other guys in the room are enjoying the bit or the listener does a little more, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D.]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of our ratings in Houston.

[Mike Turley]

Every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they really? Y. Really? Y.

[Mike Turley]

How about Dallas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fine.

[J.D.]

Good in Dallas.

[Mike Turley]

But what's wrong with Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we were going to use the ratings in Houston. Yeah. They don't board suck, but they're not. They're. They're. There's definitely a dip.

[J.D.]

Not anything to write home about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't use it as a case study.

[Bobbo]

It's the channel now.

[Mike Turley]

Is this Buzz Ratings or is this espn?

[John Clay Wolf]

Buzz ratings. Buzz. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

ESPN cuts us all up, right? You know, for stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Buzz. There's a massive differential in the. In the ppms between Dallas and Houston.

[Bobbo]

Different audience, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was listening to the Buzz last night, and now I know why. We get emails from, you know, customers from Brenham and. And some from College Station. That station can be heard in College Station.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it gets out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it goes way the. Out there. I mean, they're not. Oh, my God. But, you know, I. I don't know how to fix it. Listening to the station, I mean, it's so fruity. The music list.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, like a Tangerine.

[Bobbo]

Their demo is what, 18 to 35?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You need 25 to 54.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that may be, but on the. On ZPS in Dallas, our numbers are better on the younger demo than the older demo. So we're right between. I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

Older demos are more habitual and they don't. They don't change, but takes a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I was talking to the I heart people. Like we're talking about Russ Martin. He's a made guy, big brand comes over. They sucked for two years.

[Caller]

Years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two years. Couldn't get any ratings. So that gives me hope that that will burn in on the buzz audience in Houston. I think up here we were on long enough that we might have some more foundation. Even though there's people.

[J.D.]

They're looking for it everywhere we go, though.

[Mike Turley]

Mr. Common, Joe, Mr. Man on the street is crazy about what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[Mike Turley]

People go out of their way to call and wait a minute on hold 15, 20 minutes to say, dude, I just want you to know. Love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Love what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our die Hard, we just need somebody with a PPM meter.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, exactly right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're fixing to change the system where. Really? Like there's 1500 in the sample in Houston and Dallas. They're going to change the system where there's an app on your phone.

[Mike Turley]

They've got it. Nielsen has got that now.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got it. They're testing it and then have like 10,000 in the sample. Then you'll get some real ratings. But our die diehards. Nah, no, obviously they never have PPMs. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

And they pay 17 bucks a day or something. Like I just saw it this morning online.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

To do the ratings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Nielsen has a. Has online Android app and an iPhone app.

[Bobbo]

It's like 4 bucks.

[J.D.]

$4 for a week? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's 17 bucks a day. They can't afford 10,000 per market times 17 bucks a day. That'd be way too expensive. I don't know. It's.

[Mike Turley]

It's. That's only via their app, though. Maybe it's 17 a week.

[J.D.]

So you volunteer for that, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

It'd be a conflict of interest if I did now.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

If we could get Randy to do it. He carried that thing around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think, Mike, how long does it take for us to get possession of a car once we're done deal? Is it like five days on average? On average, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I would say five days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So to load this line up with 250 cars Tuesday after next. The.

[Bobbo]

The just don't sell anything this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, can't do that. The. The. The score sheet. Yeah, we really gotta have some big days. I mean, we're not gonna load it up with 250. Give me the VINs, but I want to have a solid hundred in there.

[Mike Turley]

250 cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the biggest. The market just moved. Says it's time to make some money.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moved positive. Yes.

[Bobbo]

And we've been hitting them hard this week. I can tell you there's something there, but it should work if the market works.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's got tits.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, the market works.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can give mmr. If it's got tits and it's not some miley piece of. That's 20,000.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's got tits and legs, you can give MMR and it'll advance. They're selling over mmr. They always were, but they really are now. I mean, I. What?

[Mike Turley]

These miley goddamn cars are running me out of my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are fine, but the price point on miles is where we up. And we also up on miley junk. On domestic miley junk, we got a hold of 143,000 mile 04 piece of Jeep jerky. We give him 2500 dollars. Just bringing 12 kills.

[Mike Turley]

Killing me. Curly.

[John Clay Wolf]

We damn near got better. We finally got off the trailblazer quick and let. And quit doing that. But I look up. We got another one. God damn it.

[Bobbo]

Another chair. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. A Cherokee. An 04 Cherokee with 200, 000 miles worth. $500. I don't know how else. I don't give a. What MMR says.

[J.D.]

How does that come in? How does that happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just. Nobody wants the piece of. Except, I mean. What?

[J.D.]

Nothing.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, you know, but you just got to keep your head about it because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jamie, we're not on there.

[J.D.]

I know we're not.

[Mike Turley]

Four years ago. You're all casual. I just do it by the.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you don't want that going on the.

[Mike Turley]

You just got to keep a business like that, man. Don't. Don't get worried, you know, because the volume. When you miss on this kind of volume, you're missing a lot more than you used to. Right, but your mantra is we do it by the averages, man. And just do that. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to do two. I want to sell 200 cars on the 20th and make back the money that we lost in the past two weeks.

[Mike Turley]

Go get a man. You can get them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We might. We bought a lot I bought a lot on the road this week, but we'll see. That's lonely, man. I got life.

[Mike Turley]

I got a Wallace Edwards story about how Billy Joel reads tol story by himself since Christy Brinkley left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

It's not funny. It's very sad, but I think it's quite enduring.

[J.D.]

Pay me some money, I'll hang out with you. Oh, yeah. I'll quit my job.

[Caller]

Job.

[J.D.]

We'll just go on the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It is. I mean, I was gone from Tuesday night to last night till midnight and hotel rooms and sitting in a bar, eating dinner and talking to some big old fat black girl next to me drinking a red drink. They're fun now. That was entertaining. That was in. That was probably the highlight of the whole trip. They're funny.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, the strangers.

[J.D.]

You're good about that.

[Mike Turley]

You're blood strangers when you travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in some spot sports bar in Houston. What's the good radio station? 610. I mean, every one of me ask, what's the good sports radio station? 610. 610, everyone. You ever listen to ESPN?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yikes.

[Mike Turley]

Now our commercials play on 610.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not anymore. Probably need to. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Well, how do we get on there?

[John Clay Wolf]

On the air, I mean. Oh, they're not going to carry us. We're too edgy on 610. I'm surprised, these country stations.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I am too. We keep socking him in the eye with Pearl Jam and fucking Soundgarden, man. It just. I mean, I may be wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else are you supposed to play? What else? I don't know what else to do. What? I mean, from a. From a programming point of view, how do we cross Aerosmith and Boston and.

[Mike Turley]

Super Tramp and more mainstream 25 to 54 stuff. But people don't realize 40 somethings like us. I mean, Nirvana was our early 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what you take our listenership. 80%. A solid 80% of our listenership. Is the ZPs in the buzz? Yeah, without a doubt. So that all the rest of that shit is cut up. 20% classic rock and alternative. Yeah. I don't know. Fuck it.

[Mike Turley]

But countries. Country stations don't know what they're going through now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're.

[Mike Turley]

They're all, imagine the pro.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were the program director on a country station. You had us on there.

[J.D.]

Oh, why are you having.

[Bobbo]

You guys.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, old Vaughn, Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on there too.

[J.D.]

Oh, I'm here too. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

John Boyd and Billy have a lot of country stars come and guest on their show, right? And Vaughn's got this classic rock station. He's very proud, I mean religious proud of having the classic rock station. And he gets so pissed when they have a country star on John Boy and Billy and there's nothing he can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Mike Turley]

Those country programmers, you know, John Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Billy run the same show on country and rock and they just had. They lay in different. Different music. They just are who they are. Well, so it. It's Saturdays. Okay. Anything else? Bye.

[J.D.]

See ya.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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