#78 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #78

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Core Team: Bobbo, JD Ryan, Charlie

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a raucous return from holiday break, with the crew diving into their usual blend of cars, sports, music, irreverent comedy, and unpredictable banter. With energy high after weeks off, John, Bobbo, JD, and guests discuss everything from used car valuations and wild family tales to sports controversies, celebrity gossip, and absurd dealership stories. The show also welcomes new affiliates in Louisiana, bringing fresh audience shoutouts.

As always, the show is powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, with live call-ins for on-air vehicle appraisals.

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Key Topics & Highlights

1. Tripping Daisy Reunion & Dark Humor

• Brief singing riff turns into news of Dallas rock band Tripping Daisy’s reunion, which John facetiously claims responsibility for.
• Bobbo and John riff darkly on rock-star heroin deaths, blending irreverent humor and music nostalgia.
  • “We're responsible. I know I'm responsible. Why would I give other people cool credit?”
    (John Clay Wolfe, 02:27)
• The group jokes about the origin of “Tripping Daisy” and mock the mechanics of heroin ingestion.

2. Holiday Break Recaps: Frozen Pipes, Vacations, and Family Tales

• JD details a sun-drenched St. Thomas vacation, while John laments returning to a freeze and busted pipes.
  • “Pipes are frozen in our house this morning… before you start calling me...just go get a hotel room.”
    (John Clay Wolfe, 04:41)
• Bobbo shares cozy moments with his son, football, and trips to the public library.
• Banter about rural plumbing disasters and classic winter hacks erupts.

3. Sports Talk: College/NFL Football & ESPN Woes

• John complains about missing the Cowboys game due to the family Colorado house lacking ESPN, resorting to comical fake-phone-voice attempts to con satellite TV reps (07:27–08:11).
• The crew reminisces about Tony Romo’s infamous antics and jokes about his relationship with Jessica Simpson.

4. Live Car Appraisals and Used Car Market Real Talk

• As always, listeners call in to get instant bids for their vehicles. John provides blunt, market-based insights (e.g., “Long bed… just a truck, two to three grand.” 10:14).
• Tells callers the difference between public perception and actual car values; short-bed pickups still fetch more, classics aren't always worth the hype.
• Extended jokes/jabs about “agriculture trucks,” junk trade-ins, and “POS Letters” for low-value vehicles (72:40).

5. Comedy, Family, and Running Gags

• The team’s families and kids become part of the chaos:
  • John discovers his daughter added “love my kids” bullet points to the show notes (13:30).
  • JD Ryan’s “squirrelly” son and other family gags pop up, with frequent callbacks.
• Playful jabs at Trump’s hair (“like the skin on a corn cob” 13:46), and Bobbo’s son’s rapper dreams provide comedic throughlines.

6. Music & Celeb Gossip: George Michael’s Death

• A string of off-color George Michael jokes, some groan-worthy, with punchlines stepping over each other—a signature bit (20:00–28:00).
  • “If anybody says he's not gonna wake you up before he go goes again, I'm gonna smack you in the face.”
    (JD Ryan, 19:18)
• Shoutouts to Key & Peele’s “Keanu” movie, where George Michael music is a motif.
• Wallace Edwards’ “This Week in Rock History” takes a surprisingly raunchy detour about Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl.”
  • “…a glimpse at an oddly attractive young woman of Greek heritage who… winked at him with one tantalizingly puckered brown eye...”
    (Wallace Edwards, 108:51)

7. Favorite Gags & Memorable Quotes

• New “SOB/Natty Light” Commercials:
  • Satirical “world’s biggest son of a…” beer ads poke fun at lazy, deadbeat stereotypes, Chappelle’s Show style (32:16, 73:10, 147:21).
  • "He is the world's biggest son of a... Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light Tall Boy. Yeah, buddy."
• Wild Car Stories:
  • Lottery winner from Vernon, TX, trashes a Corvette at 148 mph; insurance rules and “levels of stupidity” discussed (16:05–17:01).
• Motocross Track Revenge Fantasy:
  • John plots revenge for unwanted development next to his inherited land by threatening a noisy motocross track (139:36–140:44).

8. Dealer & Industry Insider Talk

• John gives blunt behind-the-scenes talk on margins, why high-mileage German cars sink in value, and shatters used buyers’ “dreamy money” expectations.
• “We buy a thousand cars a month… I make about 300 bucks a car. That’s what we do.” (John Clay Wolfe, multiple times after ad breaks)

9. Sports Satire & Skits

• Ongoing Tony Romo bits, including an over-the-top skit where Tony’s father tells a wild tale of “special brownies,” Red Lobster, and lobster hallucinations (97:47–103:45).
  • “He throw his Caesar salad at the waitress and hit her square in the chest a full 24 yards away in a high, tight spiral…” (Bobbo as Tony Romo’s dad, 101:24)
• Jabs at sports fandom, playoff tickets, and keeping up with Dallas Cowboys drama.

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Notable Callers & Car Appraisals

| Timestamp | Caller | Vehicle/Subject | JCW Offer/Comments | |-----------|--------|----------------|--------------------| | 09:10 | Mike from Houston | 1973 Chevy Long Bed | “Just a truck, two to three grand.” | | 23:04 | Aaron | ‘16 Chevy Crew Cab | “30,000? Yeah, that’s right.” | | 34:48 | Chris | ‘08 Mercedes GL 450 | “$13,000. You gonna have to get your some bitching thousand out of your wallet and pay yourself, homie.” | | 39:51 | Stephen | ‘07 Dodge Cummins | “Still worth 15 grand. Isn’t that amazing?” | | 61:15 | Brent | ‘07 Tahoe, lost 3rd row seat | “7500...I’d give 8500–9000 if you give me that seat back. That seat cost a thousand, dude.” | | 119:23 | Bruce | '14 RAM Lone Star | “I’m a 19 grand buyer.” | | 134:10 | Melva | ‘14 Nissan Armada SL | Matched/beat CarMax at $22,300. | | Many more through the show; appraisals are quick, direct, and educational.

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Show Expansion & Listener Shout-Outs

• Celebrates new affiliates in Louisiana: Lafayette, New Orleans, and (soon) Baton Rouge.
  • “We’re gonna have plenty of presence down there.” (John Clay Wolfe, 38:19)
• Shoutouts to new & returning listeners in Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas.
• A recurring hunt for more used car business in Arkansas—John bemoans a lack of quality submissions from the state (145:20 and throughout).

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Tone, Banter, and Signature Style

• Outrageous, rapid-fire dialogue with little filter.
• Comedic, sometimes raunchy, full of inside jokes, role-plays, and real car business education.
• Skewers sacred cows, from celebrities and families to politicians and customers.
• Appetite for dark comedy, especially on topics like celebrity deaths and family misfortunes.
• Open-ended debates—often overvalued trade-ins—sometimes escalate into fantasy “fighting pit” challenges.

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Key Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “Don’t you miss the days back when Tony was screwing Jessica and got chlamydia, lost an eyeball and it was glass.”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 08:34)
• “If you want the high end of the real money, we’ll give it to you. If you want dreamy dreamy money...don’t call me.”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 111:58)
• “People say it’s too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I’ve been doing this 20 years. I know what I’m doing.”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 17:49 and elsewhere)
• “He is the world’s biggest son of a...”
  (Natty Light Ad, 32:16 and others)
• “How do you get a CDL and you’re legally blind? Was I supposed to give him an eye exam in the hallway?”
  (John Clay Wolfe, 86:14)
• “So he had a hankering for Fancy Bobo...”
  (JD Ryan, 79:35, teasing Bobbo’s story of an “affair” with Reba McEntire)

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Funniest/Most Memorable Bits

• Natty Light “World’s Biggest S.O.B.” Commercials:
  Three ad spoofs celebrating lazy, antisocial beer drinkers (32:16, 73:10, 147:21).
• Wallace Edwards’ “Brown Eyed Girl” Story:
  A history lesson gone awry (108:48–109:30).
• Chipmunk Shtick:
  Randy the Chipmunk calls in for some nut-related animal hijinks (59:42ff).

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Closing and Callbacks

• Show closes with team reflecting on their holidays, upcoming show plans, and behind-the-scenes camaraderie.
• John laments his complicated family land situation and muses about opening a motocross track to spite developers.
  • “I think that’s my plan – just put in a motocross track and then just leave.”
• Bobbo recounts his adventures (or fantasy) with country stars and exes, while the gang pokes fun at each other's quirks and family drama.
• Final off-air podcast banter gets even more personal and unfiltered, with stories about travel, family, and outrageous car deals.

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Timestamps for Signature Segments

• Tripping Daisy Reunion & Music talk: 02:19–03:36
• Frozen Pipes & Vacation Recaps: 04:41–05:29
• Sports/Jerry Jones/Tony Romo Stories: 07:27–08:44
• Car Appraisals Begin: 09:10
• George Michael Jokes Run: 19:04–28:05, resumes at 26:29
• SOB “Natty Light” Ad #1: 32:16; Ads recur throughout (see above)
• Vernon, TX Lottery Winner Story: 15:48–17:01
• Discussion of Show Expansion: 37:43–39:49
• “Wallace Edwards Today in Rock History” (Brown Eyed Girl): 108:48–109:30
• Motocross Track Revenge Monologue: 139:36–140:44
• On-Air Car Deal Wrap: 117:04–122:11

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Final Recommendation

For longtime fans: This is a classic JCW episode—a blend of biting comedy, real-world car biz, sports shenanigans, and off-the-wall stories delivered with unfiltered candor and a healthy dose of Texas bravado.

For new listeners: Expect quick back-and-forths, adult humor, and plenty of industry knowledge as you laugh your way through the quirks of the car world and the chaos of Wolfe’s extended radio family.

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Call in with your car details next week, and maybe you’ll get a dollar or a punchline—or both!

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolfe]

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[Caller]

Today.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-radio, or log on to gowolf.com now. John clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're everywhere I see you bleed high in my home.

[Bobbo]

I watch you and miss you all all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Day long you keep me lying Playing games with your bad brain I know.

[Caller]

Why.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You told me you had the right to. I've always thought this train was just some big amaze. But you ride on. You want me to ride around to feel your ego. I know why.

[Bobbo]

But he never says why.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you know Tripping Daisy's getting back together?

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, we brought them back together.

[Bobbo]

You guys, then how about that?

[JD Ryan]

You're responsible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're responsible. I know I'm responsible. Why would I give other people cool credit?

[Bobbo]

You got a point.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why start now?

[Bobbo]

And with that, Good morning, John CLE Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Bob. Hi, Turley. Hey. Hey.

[Charlie]

Are we live?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We are live.

[JD Ryan]

J.D.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

J.D. are you live?

[JD Ryan]

I was looking for the Tripping Daisy story.

[Caller]

There it is.

[JD Ryan]

Over the past few weeks, whoever's been imaging the legendary Dallas rock band Tripping Daisy's social media has been doing some work. They've been teasing. Something is coming, but what is it?

[Caller]

Let's see here.

[JD Ryan]

It goes on to say John Clay Wolf is responsible for the. What are they even doing here? They don't even say what it is.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're a great band.

[John Clay Wolfe]

May 15th, they're having a reunion show. You know, they're all dead.

[JD Ryan]

Look at you. What do you mean, they're all dead?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tim's not dead, but the two of the main people are dead.

[Charlie]

Heroin overdose on the guitarist back in, what, 80?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, five. Or something's happened. And it does. I mean, it's just all part of it.

[Charlie]

Those things happen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're gonna lose him here in a few. Probably in 17.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I hope not.

[JD Ryan]

As a rock star, this ain't their creative way to go, you know? It's like, yeah, come on, it's been done.

[Bobbo]

You know what a Tripping Daisy really is?

[JD Ryan]

What is a Tripping Daisy?

[Bobbo]

You take that heroin.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you drink it straight out of a shot glass.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Till you die.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that hey, is that. Is that even an option?

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you drink heroin straight out of a shot glass?

[Bobbo]

Hey, I'll see you guys a little while. I'm gonna drink some heroin.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're gonna go trip on your daisy.

[Bobbo]

If it doesn't kill me. I'll see you in the morning, okay?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

So did they really die of heroin?

[Bobbo]

Tripping Daisy wins. Tripping Daisy wins.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did they?

[Caller]

They.

[JD Ryan]

You said two of them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, a guitar syndrome. Are both were passed. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Well, as long as the bass guitar guy is still around. Yeah, we have a band.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When did you get back from your vacation?

[JD Ryan]

A week ago today. Week? You go yesterday to the Outer Banks?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no. I went to St. Thomas. St. Thomas. Blue warm water. I come back to frozen white water.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Pipes are frozen in our house this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they're really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. I sent my wife an email, said, before you start calling me and telling me all the problems that you're incurring from not having any water with four kids, just go get a hotel room. Yeah, right, because I don't want to hear it. I can't unfreeze them. Yeah, I'm not, you know, Father Time.

[JD Ryan]

Here's the hair dryer.

[Bobbo]

Mainly the outdoor faucets.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, the roof blew off the well house. These are country people. Probably.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, these are country.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The roof blew off the well house. So the well house is.

[JD Ryan]

The well is frozen like a country song.

[Bobbo]

Take your little butane torch out there, man, and get to work.

[JD Ryan]

I can see John at 3:00 clock in the morning with a.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why don't we just go? Go to the hotel.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, go to the hotel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I like the hotel concept.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My outdoor faucets were frozen and the dogs are loving it cuz they're drinking nothing but natural light now for the last couple days.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nelly's best.

[Bobbo]

How about another natty light, dad?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Come on. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our number.

[JD Ryan]

We love the cold.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can call in here and get your car bit. Also, forget this whole thing's powered by givemetheven.com so you can go to the website givemethevin.com and they'll email you an offer letter. You can call in the show live this morning and grab me and I'll throw a number at you. I'm still going to send you back to the website to solidify it, but I'll bet it on the air. 800, 800 radio. Bob, what did you do with your winter brain?

[Bobbo]

You know what? I've had A great time, man. There's been a lot of days off, you know, in radio, for some reason we take these four day weekends, which is no good for me. So I, I hit the public library. I got something to read. It keeps me out of mischief, you know what I mean? Single guy, single dad. You know, it's just me and my son and my dogs. My son's 17 and we, we watch football and play cards and hang around. Very wholesome last couple weeks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you watch much college football?

[Bobbo]

No, I can't keep up with it. Man, Rose bowl was spectacular. Yes, it was a spectacular. One of the best. I mean, usc.

[Charlie]

Man, that quarterback is going to be good.

[Bobbo]

How many of those players are coming out in the next two years worth of NFL draft that we're going to see anything?

[Charlie]

Oh, they'll have at least four next year.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but not just, not just their offense, though. Their defensive line is just. And I don't watch that much college ball, so I probably should have seen more Alabama games this year because I'm thinking USC just looks awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was in Colorado for almost two weeks. Yeah, it was good. But they didn't have ESPN at the house we were in.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

So I didn't have the Cowboy game on Monday night.

[JD Ryan]

There's a place in the world that does not have espn.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I called and tried to bluff my way through it and it didn't work.

[Caller]

You need.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I need to speak with the owner. The owner's my uncle. Yeah, I still need to speak with him. I said, what's it cost to turn on ESPN now? Now we need to speak with your uncle.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's drunk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm my uncle. So I called back again with changing my voice.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Different person. They're like, you just called in ten minutes ago.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, different man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no, no. This is John Wolf. Uncle, we need espn. Tony Romo. John Wolf.

[Bobbo]

No here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't get to see the game. And then come the day, New Year's Eve, when the other bowl games came on, I was like, listen, I'm not doing this again. So I called my uncle. Turn the damn ESPN on. I mean, are you not a red blooded American?

[Bobbo]

You didn't miss a lot. It was.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, it's like $4 a month.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Most interesting preseason game you've ever seen. Probably.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Cowboys game.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you could. Even the announcers weren't into it. They're like talking about, so would you have for Christmas? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't you miss the days back when Tony was screwing Jessica and got chlamydia. Lost an eyeball and it was glass.

[Bobbo]

And they're off to Cabo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're off Taabo. I mean, Jessica's hide was much better, more conversational than non her in that.

[JD Ryan]

Little pink cowboy jersey.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Put them on hold, 800-8007-2348-8007-2348. 800 radio. Put them on hold, 800-800-radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Who this big?

[Caller]

This is Mike Tosby. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm good. Where are you calling from, Mike?

[Caller]

From Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's a big place, Mike. Did you grow up there?

[Caller]

You ever get lost actually? Of course. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you grow up there or did you. Did you, like, move to Town at 17 as a stripper. As a young stripper from the country?

[Caller]

No, no, actually, I did bounce around, so. Military family, so always bouncing around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you got?

[Caller]

Well, I've got a. I've got a classic. I don't know if this is one of the ones you guys deal with, but it's a 1973 Chevy pickup truck. It's all original.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Short, better long.

[Caller]

It's a long bed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's all original. So it's in original shape. It's. It's rough.

[Caller]

No, it's. It's been garage kept outstanding condition. Very, very limited rust, original paint, motor, the whole work. Obviously tires have been changed out, but that's about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two wheel drive or four? Two wheel drive, a long bed, two wheel drive. All original. Just a truck, two to three grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I gave. I gave six grand for one the other day, that I gave six grand for three of them. But I get between six and seven thousand for three of them about six months ago from different people. And they were all short beds and they all had a resto on them and they all. You know, I thought I bought them cheap, but. But I didn't. Everybody thinks the truck's worth 15 grand. It's not. That truck's worth, you know, sounds like it needs 10,000 spin on it. But it doesn't really need it because it's a long bed. The long. The short beds are what sell.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let me know. Bob, you look like you had something on the tip of your tongue.

[Bobbo]

Did he say 73?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

Why?

[Bobbo]

It'd be worth more if it came with that. That trailer with two alpacas they used to drag behind it. You know, that's what those trucks are for. You don't know nothing about no agriculture.

[JD Ryan]

I have no idea, man. And apparently you don't either.

[Bobbo]

Alpacas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Mike, do you remember those. Those trucks? The red one, the gray one, and the white and blue one? They were all 73s. They were all.

[Charlie]

And they didn't do any.

[John Clay Wolfe]

None of them did anything. And they were all Resto.

[Charlie]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

What's a holiday like for used cars? Does it slow down? I think people get busy with Christmas and don't do that. Don't buy and sell that much. No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought of a bad joke. Your mom's passed away, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so nothing about your mom.

[JD Ryan]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Your mom jokes, it's not gonna hurt her feelings.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'll say. No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

It won't hurt her feelings.

[Bobbo]

Don't go there. Your mom, I don't reckon. I got no reason to talk about nobody, Mama.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know the last year of the month. Is the business okay?

[JD Ryan]

Business is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. Between Christmas and New Year's.

[Bobbo]

Goofy, busy, big incentives, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. And just everyone. Taxes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Grab something before the tax bell rings.

[JD Ryan]

Got you. Okay, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All that good stuff. What have you got lined up for us today, Bob?

[Bobbo]

What have I got lined up? Yeah, man, I got some. One of these Triscuits and pimento cheese and some Cajun trail mix.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's awesome, man.

[Bobbo]

It's got corn, nuts and little one of these sesame sticks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cajun trail mix and.

[Bobbo]

And red hot peanuts.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Bobbo]

I got some OJ.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think what he's got some whiskey.

[Charlie]

You know, I think what he's meaning is, what do we have on the show today, Bobbo?

[Bobbo]

Oh, just to, you know, fly by night, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got some good stuff. Yeah.

[Charlie]

There's Antonio's back and he had a Tony Romo. Tony Roma played last week. Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This changes everything.

[Charlie]

And then Tony was sick Thursday, so there's a lot of stuff going on with Tony.

[Bobbo]

He took a sick day tell he was sick Thursday. His dad, Ramiro will probably know something about that.

[JD Ryan]

I don't you think?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah. I see on the board there how much I love my kids. Is that directed to me? You put it there, so. Oh, my daughter must have done that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's funny.

[JD Ryan]

Your daughter wrote that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My daughter?

[Charlie]

I thought you wrote that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My daughter came in and put bullet points on the show run sheet.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Of things that we need to talk about. How much I love my kids, how.

[JD Ryan]

Cool my daughter is.

[Charlie]

Me and Bob were like, what was John talking about? I don't know. Man, I'm not going to race it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm going to leave it there.

[Bobbo]

No, but he seems to have softened up a bit.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, much. I love my kids.

[Bobbo]

Trump's hair looks like the skin on a corn cob. What is he talking about? Corn silk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My son Caven is going to be a rapper KZW when he grows up. Oh, she went through all kinds of detail here.

[JD Ryan]

She did?

[Charlie]

Yeah, she did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what I thought it was.

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Squirrel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just saw it on the board.

[Charlie]

And I thought it was you. I'm like mad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The squirrel. That's her brother.

[Bobbo]

Now there's one.

[JD Ryan]

Why is he a squirrel?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because he just bounces around like a damn squirrel and you'd, like, throw him some catnip and he'll just start freaking out.

[Bobbo]

He's a fun kid. That's what it says. Maddox gets new squirrel bait. That's the one that intrigued me. I thought, what is John talking about? What's he talking about?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That is my 13 year old of running shows. Show prep. That was unaware of. I know she's not in the room. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Dallas. We are off of vacation. We are back. It's been three weeks since we've done a live show. It's been a long time.

[Bobbo]

Feels like two months.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It does feel like two months. I need a clock. You got it right there. What have you got there, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

I said I missed you guys. I missed, you know, I was in the islands. I didn't miss you that much.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Over.

[Charlie]

The break, I guess. Apparently John actually got a new sponsorship, too. Yeah, we have a new commercial that John's voiced. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Charlie]

To hear that at some point.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A lot of looking at.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean? Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't remember this?

[JD Ryan]

You voiced it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

New sponsorship. The show.

[Bobbo]

That's far too early.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, did you dig up that clip of Bobbo calling in to get the restaurant for.

[Charlie]

I didn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Christmas.

[Charlie]

No, I did. I saw that. Too late. Because we were working on production.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Because I didn't. That's the only time I had.

[Bobbo]

The Chinese restaurant gag.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. That was good.

[Bobbo]

I enjoyed that. We used to do crazy stuff in here, me and Turley, man. Just make it. We used to make a lot more, you know, radio back then. A lot more production.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you see where the guy in Vernon, Texas, that won the lottery.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

In your old hometown?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he bought a. He bought a Corvette and bought a new house. He did the whole thing. He got pulled. He had a wreck going 150 miles an hour in his Corvette. New Corvette. And shock.

[JD Ryan]

So this is recent. The insurance company recently won or.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, recently. He's gone broke.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And so he totals his vet doing 100 and a half. Oh, my God. Which is quite a feet. Anyway. 150 miles an hour live.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he claimed on the insurance. The insurance. I mean, the car was so mangled, the insurance plugged it into the computer. It shows 148 miles an hour at impact.

[Caller]

Boy.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, dude.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And he said, y' all still got to cover. They're like, no, we don't.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's some rule if you're being that stupid.

[JD Ryan]

There's a level of stupid, there's a level of stupidity. And they can tell by your computer chip how fast you're going. Hold on, I got to get the phone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hello? There's a level of stupidity where they cut you off.

[JD Ryan]

I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did not know that either.

[Bobbo]

Is his name Victor?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know his name, cuz I could see that. But I was up in. I was up there talking to a friend of mine and he sold him a house while. While he was on a spending spree.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Pretty cool. So if you are an idiot and you are going 150 miles an hour, don't. And you crash your vet. Unplug your computer, man, those tech computers will get you every time. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

Never take a chance. Unlocking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars. About a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-rodio or log on to gowolf.com. this is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, this guy could have got more female, but than the man on the moon. And he chose the opposite.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, just like Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, maybe that's what great artists do. What?

[Bobbo]

What?

[JD Ryan]

That sort of took a left turn.

[Bobbo]

Did you. Did you guys hear about. Of course you heard that he died, but, like, you know, what happened with who?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dude, why are you laughing? That's not funny.

[JD Ryan]

Let's reset.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's not funny.

[JD Ryan]

Let's reset. Who died?

[Bobbo]

George Michael.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo]

On Christmas Day.

[JD Ryan]

There's so many joke punchlines. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There.

[Bobbo]

There haven't. No, but you have the first one.

[JD Ryan]

To say, yo, anybody says he's not gonna wake you up. Before he go goes again, I'm gonna smack you in the face.

[Bobbo]

Is that. Was that gonna be your punchline, bitch?

[JD Ryan]

Dude, seriously, was that really gonna be your punchline?

[Bobbo]

Do I look like Charlie Murphy right now?

[JD Ryan]

I hope not.

[Bobbo]

I feel like Charlie Murphy right now. You're smarter.

[JD Ryan]

You're better than that.

[Bobbo]

You know, I stand up here and I try to make jokes, make y' all laugh, bring a little joy in your life. Miserable North Texas life, if you read it. And I know. God, look right here. I still got my check. You destroy my punchline all you want. Sorry. Aunt Bunny had a mustache.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sorry.

[JD Ryan]

I'm so sorry. I didn't think you'd go for the Facebook punchline.

[Bobbo]

That was my joke.

[JD Ryan]

That was your joke? I feel bad.

[Bobbo]

I invented that joke.

[JD Ryan]

You did?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Boy, a lot of people stole it.

[Caller]

A lot.

[Bobbo]

They just. They said that they just couldn't wake him up before the go, Go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, God.

[Caller]

See?

[JD Ryan]

See? Aren't you glad?

[Bobbo]

It's better. It's better, though. JD doesn't ruin it for you.

[JD Ryan]

It is better if I don't ruin it.

[Bobbo]

My bad.

[JD Ryan]

I just.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Last Christmas, I had higher hopes here with us. And this Christmas, he's here no more. There. There's a tie into a lyric off of that song. This is actually a good song. I'd listen to this when no one was around but me.

[Charlie]

It was in your song catalog, so you definitely have listened to it.

[JD Ryan]

Something about having faith. That's another one.

[Charlie]

Well, it's freedom. You know, he's free.

[Caller]

Free.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you.

[Bobbo]

Do you watch Key and Peele on Comedy Central?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[Bobbo]

They're a really good black comedy duo. They've got a movie called Keanu that came out. It's much, much better than I ever expected.

[Charlie]

Dumbest premise ever.

[Bobbo]

It's a broad comedy kind of about a Heist They. They kidnapped this. A gang kidnaps their cat. And the cat's name is Keanu. And George Michael music plays a prominent role in the film thematically is all I'm gonna say. You really ought to see it. Two full hours of full bellied laughs.

[JD Ryan]

JD as good as that punchline was.

[Bobbo]

Gonna be, or worse, Lisa could be good for you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

At this time, I feel bad. $40.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Shift on the fly. Four wheel drive.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is a nice product, but you still can't trust it.

[JD Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we're coming back from Colorado.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it was snowing. And I had four wheel drive on high.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then the roads cleared out and I clicked it down to two and then they mucked back up and I clicked it back to four wheel drive high while I'm going.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because the old days, you would stop, you'd put it in neutral on your transmission, shift it on the floor, lock the hubs.

[Bobbo]

If you had get out, lock the hubs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And when you took it out, you put it in reverse to knock it out.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So now it's all automated. Technology's great. Everything's cool. Cool. So we're in and out of four wheel drive as we want to be sure. On a dodge on diesel. By definition work about 20 miles out of Santa Fe, New Mexico. And I'm.

[JD Ryan]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought it was a tire that had gone flat.

[JD Ryan]

You're hearing a noise.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. So I pull over and check them all. The tires are fine, none of them are hot. But I smell like burn.

[Caller]

Burn something.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And it was that damn torque converter.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You burned it out, huh?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Stopped and got a new one.

[JD Ryan]

A new rental.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Burned the torque converter out. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What did they do in that case when you ruined a rental car by use?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it was mine.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it was your car?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Oh, wow. It was under warranty.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay. Wow. You ruined a rental car.

[Bobbo]

Is that an anomaly on those deals? Is that pretty rare? Isn't it Pretty rare. I don't hear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it never came out. So we're running 80 miles an hour in four wheel drive on the dry road.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, jeez.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it burned the torque converter out. Wow. Well, you should have. I know. But I'm looking at the sign and they sell it as shift on the fly. Shift on the fly. Aaron, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on, John?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not much. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from baytown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a four wheel Drive.

[Caller]

It is two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you don't have to worry about turning up, burning up the torque converter. Let's go. A16 Chevy. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it the big back door or the small back door? Is it a crew cab or the big.

[Caller]

It's crew. It's screw caviar, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Which engine?

[Caller]

It's the five. Three.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And it's cloth.

[Caller]

What color it is white.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. Miles, why are you getting rid of it?

[Caller]

I need something with four wheel drive and it just doesn't do what I.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do because I do a lot of.

[Caller]

Hunting, fishing, pulling a boat.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're a real man. You're a real man.

[Caller]

Yeah, try to be.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two wheel drive clothes. Have you had a bin anywhere else?

[Caller]

I have, yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are you getting told?

[Caller]

30,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that's right. The, the numbers here. Between 28 and 30 and 31.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that, that's the money. Do you want to. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

What's my payout? 39.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you're screwed.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm screwed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're screwed bad. I've got a finance company that works with us that can roll you out of that negative equity if you want to do that. I mean, you wind up making it. I mean you can't get out of it, but you can roll out of it, which means you're going to be screwed. What I would do is lease a new one like for three years and take all this negative and flop it into that. And that way when you're done with the lease, then you're done with this mess. Okay. But yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I can get you in touch with those people if you'd like to. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Saturday morning. It's cold as hell outside all over the country. J.D. ryan. Morning, Bobbo, myself. It is the JCW show and we will be back in a moment of poor for four.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your carmax offer. We'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underw.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The George Michael stuff goes on and on and on and on.

[JD Ryan]

It's been all over Facebook.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know. Do you think it's too soon?

[JD Ryan]

No. What his death like to make jokes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Like George Michael jokes?

[JD Ryan]

Depends on what they are.

[Bobbo]

You know what Charlie Murphy said. If it's mean, but it's funny, you go for the money.

[JD Ryan]

I thought it was something about time and tragedy. Last Christmas I was still tragedy plus time. But the key to that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was George Michael singing in the background.

[Charlie]

I broke the music player here, screwed something.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry, I was talking over your punchline.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I said last Christmas. I was. What was it?

[JD Ryan]

What was Christmas?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was still around. But the very next year I'm deep in the ground. Oh, God. Dearly beloved, why is George Michael's eight week jail sentence too harsh? And this is going back to other situations. Yeah, he has to serve the entire sentence in women's prison. What did George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common?

[JD Ryan]

Please, you're not going to go here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They both have chocolate pudding pops. Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled?

[JD Ryan]

You really going to do this?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was rear ended too many times. What has George Michael got in common with the Chilean miners?

[JD Ryan]

Chilean miners? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling. Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

Michael, turn off my mic.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did I? Yeah. Merry Christmas, everybody.

[Bobbo]

I can hear him out there. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Happy New Year, Anthony. Good morning. You're the air.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not much, just telling bad George Michael jokes.

[Caller]

I hear you, but I laugh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you got?

[Caller]

There you go. Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you got for us this morning? Oh, my God. It's got 250, 000 miles. I would have never taken this phone there if I'd have seen that.

[Bobbo]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolfe]

280. 280. So it's a 05 extended cab Chevy, is it? Two wheeler, four wheel drive, two average, rougher, clean for a two for 300, 000amonth.

[Caller]

It's in excellent condition. Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Has it ever been parked at a trailer park?

[Caller]

I don't know. I bought it yet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but in during your ownership?

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you ever bagged a big fat girl in the small back area of the extended cab part.

[Caller]

No comment.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, 2500. 1500.

[Caller]

That's about it, huh?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. Well, probably leaning more towards the 1500. Good morning. You're on the air. Who'd this be?

[Caller]

Good morning. My name is Lance.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hi, Lance.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 90. 1992 Dodge Dakota 4x4, 3.3.9 engine, four wheel drive, which still works. So does the air conditioning.

[Bobbo]

92 Dakota.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, will you. Is this call us on your old piece of crap car day? I mean, I graduated high school in 92. I mean, you want to get drunk with me and we'll like, like, like use it. We'll use it as a throwdown and we'll see how high we can jump it. Well, where are you calling? You must be called from the east coast somewhere. Yes. Yeah. No, man, that thing's like worth what it weighs. Unless it's got 10000 miles on it or something.

[Caller]

No, actually I. I ain't me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-800. Thank you for tuning in though. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I need some vets. Cadillacs, Rolls Royces, good Cummins, nice trucks. Power strokes, real rigs. Junk. Junk is junk. I mean, junk's easy. We talk about junk cars all day. It's between 100 and $500. What is that, Charlie?

[Charlie]

I don't know. Bobbo handed it to me and he said to hand it to you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. It's a candle. It's lit and it has a saint.

[Bobbo]

I didn't see you Christmas. So that's, That's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that Obama as an angel?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

That is Saint Martin.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Doesn't that look like Obama?

[JD Ryan]

Obama really does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not all black people look alike. San Martin.

[Bobbo]

He is the patron saint of mixed race people. Barbers, innkeepers, hookers, public health workers and all those seeking racial harmony.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now when did he come into light? Like during the Obama administration?

[Bobbo]

1639.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

He's an actual saint from Peru.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who are his people again?

[Bobbo]

Mixed race people. Barbers, innkeepers, hookers, public health workers and those seeking racial harmony.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, and why did you get that for me? For Christmas?

[Bobbo]

I thought you would dig it, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I do. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Any cute?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He is.

[Bobbo]

Did you see the little goat and the lamb?

[JD Ryan]

He's got a little lamb, a little goat, a little cat, little dog, two angels banging kind of at his feet.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jay, did you get married for Christmas?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you ask to marry? Are you serious? Why would you bring this up, I just.

[JD Ryan]

Just, just a stir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Crap up. Yes. Why would you bring this up?

[JD Ryan]

Why are you going to do that? Hey, tell us about your broken rib. Let's go there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you know, it's a biblical thing.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I was going to say. Hold on. This is something we could stick our new sponsor on.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

John's broken rib story is brought to you by.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How does this work? Tell me about the new sponsor. We've got hours this morning. Okay. Well, the.

[Charlie]

The new sponsor is something I guess you voiced and you forgot that you did it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Charlie]

It's a new beer sponsor that's joining the show.

[Bobbo]

Always good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Here's the first spot.

[Bobbo]

He invites his friends over for the game and then goes to bed unannounced, usually before halftime. He promises his girl he won't leave right after love making. But then he always does. He doesn't do dishes, laundry, change diapers, or cook breakfast because he says these all represent woman's work. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Charlie]

You forgot you did the spot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, forgot about that.

[JD Ryan]

Natty.

[Charlie]

There's more. You did more, daddy.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's hear him.

[Bobbo]

Got a lot of intro on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. A lot longer at the toe.

[Bobbo]

He's strictly a catch and release fisherman. The release is usually into his neighbor's mailbox. He doesn't share his tots with anyone anytime. Even in a gathering of friends and family. He always drinks alone and always to excess. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, buddy.

[Charlie]

And I think it's perfect for our show, don't you? We got one more evoice too.

[JD Ryan]

You might actually get a sponsorship.

[Charlie]

I think so, yeah. I expect it.

[Bobbo]

When his wife or girlfriend is sick with the flu, he always tends to take a short vacation. His iPhone ringtone is the wretched horrid scream of a goat when it's freezing cold outside. He encourages the kids to call their grandparents for a ride to school. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[JD Ryan]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I love. I love it.

[JD Ryan]

The goat.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we'll be hearing that all year long. The rest the of is 2017.

[JD Ryan]

You just can't get enough.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, you Can't. Good morning. Who is this? You're on the air.

[Caller]

My name is Chris.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Chris, what have you got?

[Caller]

I'm trying to sell my 2008 Mercedes, okay?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What. Which version?

[Caller]

It's a GL4, 450. They call it a formatic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I'm. I don't need it. I know this off the top of my head. How many miles?

[Caller]

It's right at 3. 79,000. 3, I believe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color? A black 08 GL 450 with 80,000 miles formatic. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, I believe it does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Anything wrong with it? Any stupid lights, you know? Turn this off. Turn that off. Abs, Airbag. Any problems?

[Caller]

No, sir. It's perfect.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I am son of a bitch. And I will give $13,000. You gonna have to get your some bitching thousand out of your wallet and pay yourself, homie.

[Caller]

I've been trying to sell it for a while.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, we're friends and all, but.

[Bobbo]

We ain't that good friends.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I ain't hitting you at 12 either, which a lot of homies would hit you at. Thirteen's right? Thirteen swinging on out there. So I. I will give you 13. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up into the website, say I called in the show, John gave me £13. 14. What do I do next? And we will, we'll. It'll make it so easy and come pick it up. No sweat. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Dallas, Fort Worth. Houston, Texas, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma City. Good morning. And we're joining about 10 more affiliates here in five minutes. We'll be back at 9:06. Enjoy the music for a minute. Be right, Sam.

[Caller]

Foreign.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not exactly back to. We're joining seven new stations right now. Good morning, everyone. Glad you tuned in. J.D. ryan is here with us. Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

G'. Day. Good eye, Mr.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Funny Man.

[Bobbo]

Hey, are we. Are we on in Baton Rouge now?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I keep hearing JD Say that. How did that come.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But we're. We're joining. It's interesting. We've got a new. We've got a lot of South Louisiana presence all of a sudden. We've got Planet Radio in Lafayette, right? We've got this country, Nash FM out of New Orleans. But it, it's a flamethrower. It covers like the whole damn region. And then we just added. We're adding another Baton Rouge affiliate next week, the Eagle.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that's awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They've got a 12 share.

[Bobbo]

Gosh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, it's one of those stations. It's like Louisiana Station the year for the past 10 years or something.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And that was the one I wanted all along, but we couldn't do it because of commitment they had with Walton Johnson. And Walton. And Johnson's a big deal down there. Yep. And they did some moving around and they called last week. Week said, hey, you still want to do this? Like, man, I just signed up with these country folks out of New Orleans. But I mean, it's really not any overlap. No, I mean, there's a little bit, but nothing big. So we're. Yeah, we're gonna have plenty of presence down there.

[Charlie]

So who are you? John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm John Clay Wolf and I'm a bad MFer.

[Charlie]

What do you do, though?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Come on. See that wallet over there? I was gonna say I buy cars on the radio. I play radio guy on the weekends, and I'm a car buyer during the week. Been doing it for 20 years. And givemetheven.com is who powers this whole thing. If you go to givemetheven.com, you can put in your VIN number and our reps will email you an offer. It's just that quick. You can use it at your dealership. You can use it directly. We'll pay off your payoff if we don't beat Carmax. We owe you 100 bucks. We've been doing it a long time. We just buy a ton of cars and that's. I use CarMax as. As a whipping boy because they've been around for a long time and they're kind of the industry standard for buying cars in a lot of the major markets. Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody knows that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, here's what we do. Stephen.

[Caller]

Oh, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are you doing? Where are you? What the hell?

[Caller]

Yes. Right. Right here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. 07 diesel. Four wheel drive with 153. Is it a quad cab or regular? Steve, is your diesel. Is your. Is your Cummins a quad cab or regular?

[Caller]

Quad cap.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Average, rough or clean? Clean. Seven point. I mean a 5.9 or the other one. 6.7.

[Caller]

6.7.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And it's clean. It's got 150. Does it have a stick shift or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a SLT or an ST. SP. How long ago did you buy it? 07. Okay, so you Bought it new. That was a good investment, man, because I mean I was selling these things I used to have Wolf Dodge and. Oh. So in. Back in 07 I owned Wolf Dodge and we were selling these things new for 33 and a half.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And this truck's still worth 15 grand. Isn't that amazing, Stevie there?

[Caller]

Yeah, okay, I was, I was, I was thinking a little higher.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you just, you're caught up in that meth that a lot of those diesel guys do and, and they start talking about all these. It's kind of like ghetto prices. There's, there's hood prices on old Lincoln town cars that like the market's 1500, but they're all talking 7500 to one another. In the diesel world is the same thing. Like the market's 15,000, but you'll hear these methy diesel guys talking about $25,000 on 150,000 mile wore out stuff. And it's not real. No, but they'll swap it. They'll trade it amongst each other so it becomes real to them. Does that make sense, Steve?

[Caller]

Yeah, I hear that. I mean, I mean I'm not accusing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You of being a methamphetamine addict at all. That has nothing to do with any of it. I'm talking about these west Texas as oil field guys that start talking about these thirty thousand dollar trucks that got two hundred thousand miles on them and they're just stupid, just dumber than hell. Watch them kind of like Sin Bob out there. Whip their ass sometimes, but it never really gets to that point. But yeah, 15 grand. I'm a buyer. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, I'll write you a check.

[Caller]

All right buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. 800. Yeah buddy, 800. 800. 7234 for.

[Bobbo]

Took my truck out there, man. Offered me a $50,000 bill.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right? He offered. I already got a $50,000 offer. Yeah, why didn't you take. It's not enough. Well, cuz you're a lying bastard, that's why.

[JD Ryan]

I own 52.

[Bobbo]

Right. Cuz he just wanted to scoff when you said 12, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Now I'm not making fun of this other guy, but bull, we hear that all the time. We'll get 20 grand. Yeah, I was just offer 25. Yeah. So then why did you go to our website, send us pictures, go get your bank payoff. Go to kelly blue book dot com. Go to carmax dot com. Go to get. Everybody's talking 18 to 20 and you just got offered 25 when they say that, you know, we ought to have a fighting pit out here.

[Bobbo]

God, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just have a pre assigned fighting pit.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have alcohol on the ready.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Awesome idea. I just saw Cool Hand Luke the other night, man. It's great. Put on the gloves, man. Go, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, so if. If somebody comes back and tells us we're stupid and there's a five thousand dollar differential, I think we should invite them to fight.

[JD Ryan]

Go. In the ring, you will fight whoever comes out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, there's a. There's a point in a conversation where you've insulted an old boy to the point where fighting is acceptable. And I think 5,000 is that number.

[Bobbo]

Four out of five times. That's your best friend. As soon as this deal's over. Isn't that true?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hit him at 30. Yeah, I got off at 37. Come on, some. You want some? I'll whip your ass over seven grand. 800. 872.

[Charlie]

The newest MMA. I can see this promotion already.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'll get five grand. Yeah, that other offer. Dealer offered me 11. All right. It's your own. It's.

[JD Ryan]

It's car fighting big fat bubbas instead of guys in shape.

[Charlie]

There's the reality show right there.

[Bobbo]

He insists his 1994 Ford One Ton is worth $40,000.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Clay Wolf said it's worth 12. Here they are today to fight about it.

[JD Ryan]

Hold my John Deere head. I'm gonna whoop his ass, man.

[Charlie]

You'd have to be a hell of a fighter, John, because you can get some people swinging.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Get some real boys.

[Bobbo]

He is the world's dumbest son of a.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If I was gonna do car fights, I'd rather do it with Hyundai and Kia owners.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Did we blow all three of those.

[JD Ryan]

In the first maybe fall boat?

[Charlie]

Yeah, we did. We can always play those for the.

[John Clay Wolfe]

New audience after I blow three. I'm sleepy. 8008-0072-3480-0800, Radio Justice. A 13F. 154 wheel drive with roof and nev. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it is leather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you been offered by your neighbor, Justin?

[Caller]

$50,000.

[Bobbo]

$50,000 bill.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's time to fight. What?

[JD Ryan]

Get.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What show is that Ready fight they talk about?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Bruce Buffer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think it's worth. I think it's worth half of that, Justin. I think it's worth 25,000. What do you want to do about it, boy?

[JD Ryan]

You bring.

[Caller]

You bring a lunch?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'll bring a sack lunch. Come on, bring it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get a dress where we can fight about it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That's the punchline. Bring it.

[Charlie]

It's your tagline.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What stupid Oriental deal was that? We'll fight it was that game Street.

[Charlie]

Fighter or Mortal Kombat? Mortal Kombat.

[Bobbo]

Let's finish him.

[Charlie]

We.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We. Yeah, we need some. Some drops off of that. Rush Limbaugh is in the studio with us this morning. Good morning, Rush. You old pill head, you.

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Christmas time is over.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But I got my early Christmas gift.

[JD Ryan]

You did?

[Bobbo]

In case you haven't heard.

[JD Ryan]

No, we didn't.

[Bobbo]

Signed a new contract. Oh, that's right. To continue broadcasting on the golden microphone. Your golden Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[JD Ryan]

So you're going to be around for.

[Bobbo]

A while, it seems like.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Look, what.

[Bobbo]

This job is more than a job. It's an adventure.

[JD Ryan]

It's for you.

[Bobbo]

And I've decided that conservative minds all over America are getting it right once again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You can realistically be so anti Obama.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You become naturally pro Russian.

[Charlie]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

The Russians invented vodka, which I like.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And prostitution, they like. JD Love.

[Bobbo]

I love it. They like Percocets.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Which I invented.

[JD Ryan]

Percocets.

[Bobbo]

What's not to love? In fact, I've. I've actually made a contact with Vladimir Putin.

[JD Ryan]

You have?

[Bobbo]

Myself.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You.

[Bobbo]

The friend of mine.

[Charlie]

Oh, hey.

[Bobbo]

From time to time, he. We've spoken on the telephone a few times.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

He enjoys my company very much. Man wrestles wild animals.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He does. Well, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We've seen the pictures.

[Bobbo]

And tropical wild animals. The only way you get those kinds of big cats in Russia is I have a lot of power and I respect power. And Donald J. Trump, our president elect to be is another man who enjoys and appreciates power.

[JD Ryan]

He does.

[Bobbo]

Ask his hairstylist. Well, he's a very strong presence in that chair.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rush, you sound like you're high on Percocets right now.

[Bobbo]

You gotta have a good breakfast.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You haven't taken a breath since you started this.

[Bobbo]

That's. That's a part of my spiel. But I tell you, they really love it over at the broadcasting network.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What we'd like to try and do is to wake people up to the truth that as soon as we repeal Obamacare, we're gonna repeal it. We're gonna make America great again.

[JD Ryan]

That's why I've heard that you may.

[Bobbo]

Have noticed Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dingy Harry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Really. Talking about how Trump's repeal of Obamacare will make America sick again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that's funny. Sick.

[Bobbo]

Cool. It's going to be awesome. Doctors will be rich again. Won't that be nice? That's gonna happen because who buys the Corvettes in the world?

[JD Ryan]

I don't think that's gonna happen.

[Bobbo]

Not the white one, the red ones.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Doctors. Doctors rich again.

[Bobbo]

It'll be one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not just the dentists.

[Bobbo]

That's the way that the good Lord planned it. You can find it in the book of Exodus or here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

887-23488.

[JD Ryan]

We're gonna make doctors rich again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I love it.

[JD Ryan]

I want that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that the damn truth?

[JD Ryan]

I want a sticker.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Instead of insurance. Guys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Joel in 08 Silverado leather with 90, 000 miles. Is it a crew cab Chevy truck?

[Caller]

Yes, crew cab.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four wheel or two wheel?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does 12,000. 13,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

I'm right there on 13,000 there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If it's nice, I'll buy it. Where are you?

[Caller]

Allentown, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Allentown, Pennsylvania. Right outside of the Poconos, baby.

[Bobbo]

Are they closing all the factories down?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I bet he's heard all his Allentown Billy Joel jokes. He needs to hear.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Iron, coke, chromium, steel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Joel's coming to us from the Rust Belt this morning. The rust Belt. Right outside of the. Right outside of the industrial zone. Hey, Joel. 800. 800. No, that's my call in number. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Say, John said he'll give 13 for this if it's nice. Here it is. What are you going to do?

[Caller]

All right, sounds good. I'll load it up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll get her bought. We'll get her picked up in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Yes, we have transportation and logistics in the northeast. You listeners in Jersey. Yeah, you down there at the bottom. Bing. Over there by Trenton and Jerome Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can pick you up too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. JD New Year's Eve resolutions.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we have the. Casey will be here 10 o' clock with the top 10 the reasons. You've already kind of busted your New Year's resolutions and there's a lot of them this year. There's a lot of reasons people can't stay true to their resolutions.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So New Year's Eve. Yeah, I've got these three sons and they're funny.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

10, seven and three, right. And the seven year old is a Loud mouth and he's, he's the pistol, he's the hard one. And I walk in, he's me and I walk in New Year's Eve and he had peed on the seat, okay? I said, no, your New Year's Eve resolution is to quit peeing with the seat down, right? I walked in and I saw no, actually hadn't peed on the seat. He had the seat down. I just walked in the bathroom, okay. And he just started screaming at me. If your New Year's resolution is to quit walking in on people while they're in the bathroom.

[JD Ryan]

You'Re seven year old.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. I mean just, just. I said you, you need to resolute to stop peeing with the seat down. He said, and you need a resolute to quit walking in on people once. Quick, dude, quick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a quick win. You've seen this kid though, man. He's, he's. Yeah, he's, he's gonna be fast.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He'll be here with us soon enough.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he'll be right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe he can replace me because I'm getting old and I'm getting tired. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bob, what year did you graduate high school?

[Bobbo]

1988. Who that say gonna beat those raiders. You're a touch older than I. Booie jackrabbits baby.

[John Clay Wolfe]

91. For me.

[Bobbo]

You're 91?

[John Clay Wolfe]

26, 25. 24 seconds left in this segment. Good morning. What have you got?

[Caller]

Got a no. 9 GMC crew cab 2500 HD with the. I think it's a 6.6 diesel. It's got a lot of miles highway there 246.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does 10 grand, does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller]

I don't think so. But you know better what than the market bears than I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look at it. We'll see what buys it.

[Caller]

What? I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

You know, I might be over inflated, but I'm thinking about 12.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I'm at 10. You're 12. Go to givemetheven.com. let's take a look. I mean hell, run a quarter million mile 10 year old truck. I mean it's not like we're that far apart. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio.

[Wallace Edwards]

I'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case for loving you. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-7234. Yes, we're live. 800. Happy 2017. 800-800-Radio is where you call in and do this.

[Bobbo]

James, good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Around New Orleans, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolfe]

New Orleans. Oh, wait, Ram. 2500. Four wheel with 102 on the clock. You know, my friend of mine said if you're down here in south Louisiana and you're not drinking and you're not screwing, then you must just be visiting. Is that true?

[Caller]

That's about right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, is this a. Is this a long bed or a short bed?

[Caller]

Not the extended bed, just a regular.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does, does, does, does 15, 17 grand. Buy it. 17?

[Caller]

No, no, man, no. I don't even know what the blue book is on it, but, uh, oh, I think around two, three more notes on it. I paid 32,000 part four years ago. The truck, beautiful and beautiful condition, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What buys it? We got a hundred thousand mile truck. This sounds like it's damn near paid for. 17 doesn't do it.

[Caller]

No, no, not really. I was thinking close. I don't know, man. I was thinking close. Around 20, man. It's. It's a beautiful truck, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's do this, man. I. If it's beautiful, I want to buy. I like all the pretty girls in my bar. So if you got a good looking one, then I want you to go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say 20 buys it. And make sure you put that to cut to the chase. Called the show. 20,000 buys it. Here it is. And then if we can buy it, we'll just buy it. You like getting paid fast?

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, yeah, right. Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Come on. 800. No, it ain't about being broke, people. It's about getting top dollar. If you want top dollar, Go to Give me the vin.com if you're broke, I really don't want you unfortunately because you can't afford your damn oil change.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more if the John Blee wolf show coming up. Power by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Givemethe vin.com we pick up. We're all online line. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. GiveMeThe Vin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I forget. Good morning everyone. I forget that we're on 16 stations.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And every station plays different music during the breaks.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's why I never say. Coming up next is Charlie pride. And I'm the only black singing country cowboy there is, Hootie. So you're right. Yeah, but. And I was going through there to get coffee and 92.5 was on in the hallway in Dallas and blondie was on the radio. I'm glad that blondie was on. If I could have picked a song right then it probably would have been.

[JD Ryan]

That would have been it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Can we talk about ratings?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We can do anything we want.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I didn't know what the rules are. Sometimes they're flexible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because they used to be. No, I know.

[JD Ryan]

Used to be. No. Now it's up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. Our ratings in Dallas went up above where the show started. Cuz their concern was if we got on the air on this big stick that we screw the ratings up.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because we're talking about cars and sex, drugs, rock and rolling squirrels. Uhhuh. But to find out, Come find out. People like car, sex, drugs, rock and roll and squirrel believe.

[Caller]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Wow, that's a revelation.

[Bobbo]

I don't think anybody really likes squirrels. I believe now chipmunk's got a lot of personality.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that's true. Where is our chipmunk? Our in house Chipmunk. I haven't heard from him in three years. Seen him in a little while?

[JD Ryan]

No, he's in the lobby.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's why I'm drinking. Get. Bring him in. And I want to bet a couple of cars real quick. Heath 07 Super Duty with 170 on it. Operator Pres is worth seven grand. Stephen. A 91F150. I don't want it. You there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't want it. Too old.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Too. On me. Bob. 2010 Corolla with a buck and a half on it. 150,000 miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a S or just a le or a ce?

[Caller]

Oh, I tell you, I. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Figure it at 2,000. With 150,000 miles. I'm sorry, about 2,000. With150,000 miles.

[Caller]

About 2,000. Okay. Yeah, but I have. I have a payoff on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, we'll pay off the payoff. But you're going to pay off the difference. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, as long as you take requests this morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We do. What have you got?

[Caller]

Actually, I'm 58 years old, but I'm from the old time rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller]

You ever. You ever hear the group called Blackfoot?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have.

[Caller]

Is there any chance you can play? It's on Blackfoot Strikes album.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

Very last song. A highway song.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So tell me your request. You want to me Blackfoot from the Stripes album in the song is called what?

[Caller]

Highway song.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Highway song. Hey, Turley, you. Are you on that? Sure. Blackfoot from the Stripes album for a 15 year old. Old time rock and roller. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Actually, I'm from Kansas. I'm down there in Texas getting a prosthetic leg. But they don't. They don't have too many old folks.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not buying this. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was with it for a minute until we got into the prosthetic leg. Wait. And he's Dave of a request is black.

[Bobbo]

No, this is the place to do it. Hitchcock downtown. Right here in Fort Worth. My grandfather always got his wooden legs at Hitchcock in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Randy the Squirrel. Good morning. There you are. What are you doing? Hey, guys. I mean the chipmunk, not the squirrel.

[Wallace Edwards]

What's going on?

[JD Ryan]

Happy New Year, man.

[Wallace Edwards]

Who called me a squirrel?

[JD Ryan]

No, he did. I'm sorry.

[Wallace Edwards]

Which one of you son of a bitch is call me a squirrel? I'm just playing. Hey, happy Nutmas, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Nutmas.

[Wallace Edwards]

Y' all have a Good one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. We have a good one. Might. It's Nutmas for you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

Does that make any sense?

[JD Ryan]

No. Doesn't really.

[Wallace Edwards]

I'm a chipmunk, damn it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Get it.

[JD Ryan]

I get that.

[Wallace Edwards]

It's all about the nut.

[JD Ryan]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, John. Hey. Yeah?

[Wallace Edwards]

You ever been on any kind of like livestock or anything?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I've ridden a bull. I have ridden a Junior Bull Cowbell Rodeo in Mansfield, Texas in 1983.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Wallace Edwards]

Would you buy any?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I bought. I've owned livestock.

[Wallace Edwards]

I wanted to see what I could get for my new friend Bobby.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

He's like a white tailed deer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

I think he's supposed to be a reindeer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do you want?

[Wallace Edwards]

He was part of that outdoor Santa display over at the Galleria Mall.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And then that's. So he's looking for work now.

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't know what the deal was that. That particular Santa. Yeah, it's really Santos Peccadopoulos from Richardson.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah. He runs a pet and zoo at the flea market in Carrollton. Anyway, he brings in his own little elf girls and fake reindeer and he makes a killing on pictures with Santa Claus and hot chocolate and after hours dates with the elf girls for a bunch of the dads that show up.

[JD Ryan]

Believe.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, he does.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Wallace Edwards]

Make money. Anyway, you take this guy, like put these elves and fake reindeer in a suitable place to live in the off season.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

But he doesn't.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't.

[Wallace Edwards]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Where's he put him?

[Wallace Edwards]

I mean, you know, I mean, the elves can scratch out a living. Well, I assure you.

[JD Ryan]

But can they?

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, they're nice.

[JD Ryan]

What are they really?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know.

[Wallace Edwards]

They're good looking ones. Yeah, he got Vietnamese ones and every shape and color you can find. But these reindeer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is he suggesting that Santa's running a hooker house?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, exactly what he's saying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks for catching up. Well, it just took me a minute. Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Mr. Pickadopoulon says, you know, I mean, he's. He's like got a third world mind.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

He's a third world man. But he makes a killing at that pet.

[JD Ryan]

I get it, I get it.

[Caller]

But how?

[JD Ryan]

One way you're selling a deer.

[Wallace Edwards]

I hate that petting zoo.

[Caller]

Why?

[Wallace Edwards]

You ever got spit on by alpaca?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[Wallace Edwards]

They're ugly, ugly animals.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they are. They're nasty.

[Wallace Edwards]

As opposed to me.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you're cute.

[Wallace Edwards]

Those reindeer, the first two weeks after Christmas.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Got up around Plano and just got all shot to hell. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Dear season.

[Wallace Edwards]

And Bobby, he's the only last one.

[JD Ryan]

Left this is your buddy.

[Wallace Edwards]

He's been hanging around my tree. Yeah, he eat our tree all the way up to nine feet, which is nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

You know that keeps the squirrels away from your nuts.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right?

[Caller]

Right.

[Wallace Edwards]

Which are frozen at the current time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. 7 2, 3.

[Wallace Edwards]

Anyway, I gotta find a place for this whitetail deer.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

He ate the bumper off of the landlord's truck.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

And he's really pissed off.

[JD Ryan]

I get the phone.

[Wallace Edwards]

Hello?

[JD Ryan]

You got a call.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800.

[Caller]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolfe]

See you. Randy the chipmunk.

[Bobbo]

Brent.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Cell phone for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey. 07 Tahoe with 98,000 miles cloth is. Does it have a third row seat?

[JD Ryan]

I got to take this.

[Caller]

Well, we had one, but it got thrown away accidentally.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's about a thousand. Yeah, those are expensive. Okay, so it's got the clips, it just doesn't have the seat.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No third row. No third row. No third Row. No third row. 7500.

[Caller]

Other than that, it's plain, it's very clean. It's my mother's car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

77500.

[Caller]

Oh, man, that's way low.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I'd give 8500 to 9 if you give me that seat back. That seat cost a thousand, dude. Really? All right, give me the seat. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Just go to Give me the vin. Load them up. We'll email you, offer letters. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Play Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know that only the good D. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Wallace Edwards]

Sometime.

[Bobbo]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is Joe Walsh. Joe Walsh in the studio with us.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Coming to you live. Man, I'm freaking out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Joe. Are you touring this year?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I Can play that rock and roll, man. Going out with Tom Petty. Yeah, He's a bomb.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is your. Who are you touring with this year?

[Bobbo]

We got the regular band. I don't know their names or anything.

[JD Ryan]

You don't?

[Bobbo]

I used to have to get to know him because it's the only way to score dope, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dope.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, But I'm clean.

[JD Ryan]

You don't do dope. Yeah.

[Caller]

12 years.

[JD Ryan]

You don't drink.

[Bobbo]

You don't take 12 long, lonely years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dexter. Good morning. You're on the air. Where you calling from, Dexter? Audi. Dexter.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is it a premium plus or a prestige on your Audi?

[Caller]

It's an SQ5. It's a premium.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Like a blue gray.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Loser. Blue is what we call that in the industry. Does it have 21 inch wheels or navigation?

[Caller]

Yeah, navigation. 21 inch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Sunroof, yes or no?

[Caller]

Sunroof, yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The miles are kind of muddy, which means they're tacky, which means they're high for that cool of a car. They're not. Oh, my God. High, but they're. Oh, you think I'm gonna hit you low because. And I'm gonna say, hey, the miles you. Is it a lease car?

[Caller]

No, it's not a lace. We purchased it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. I think it's 30. 31.

[Caller]

Oh, nice. Yeah, we owe 26 on it. I was hoping here. 30, 31.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, then do you want to sell it to me?

[Caller]

Yeah, dude.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Then go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. Say, called into the show, John ranged me at 30 to 31. Here's the VIN number, here's the pictures. What's next? And we can make your payoff also and write you back an equity check.

[Caller]

All right, cool.

[Bobbo]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jumping to a different automobile. 90 model Oldsmobile Intrigue with 180,000 miles on it. Dan, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I bet. Is this thing. Is this thing like. Does it go into gear? Does the rust, does the bumper fall off of it?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, not at all. It's in great condition, Bob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What was that movie with John Candy? Uncle Buck.

[Bobbo]

Uncle Buck.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This reminds me of an Uncle Buck kind of car. Uncle Buck it is, Dan. A piece of escar. And you win the award this morning, calling us with the biggest piece of trash that we've heard of yet. You know, we just want to point that out. And thank you for calling bigger than the Dakota. We've wasted more money in air time than your car. Is worth, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And Jeffrey, that goes for you too with your 04 century with 152. Don't bother me with that junk, Jeff. You know better than that, don't you?

[JD Ryan]

You know better.

[Caller]

Go to hell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He wants to fight.

[Bobbo]

Come on. Fight it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Town 04 Buick Century with 152 going once. Going. Oh, it already fell apart. It's gone. Okay, 800, 873. 800800 radio. Micah. For a 13 overland summit with a bucko, five is about 14 grand. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Okay. Mike. Mike.

[JD Ryan]

Mike.

[John Clay Wolfe]

832 Mike. Let's do one more Brandon and 11 Wrangler. Sport stick shift. Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a two door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have trouble with two doors.

[Caller]

Hard Top has got a lift. 20 inch rims, tires, front back bumper. It's kind of jeeped out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, 17 to 20 grand. I need to look at it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I know that's a big range, but these damn two door jeeps. Everybody wants four door jeep. Everybody wants. And I have some hard tops. I bought six hard tops from a fleet deal. Brand new hard tops for jeeps. If anybody needs a 4 door hardtop, I'll sell them one for 1600 bucks. Cuz I planned on using them on our cars. But we never go out there and get them. We get these four doors in with soft tops and we forget to go get the damn hard tops.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. Kind of feisty.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, speaking of the biggest POS car of the week. Yeah, Turley bought what? You buy a 700. How do you lose a thousand dollars on an eight hundred dollar car?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ask Mike Turley. He bought 06 Grand Prix with 180000 miles on it.

[Charlie]

I never bought it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, who bought it? I don't know. It wasn't me. Said it was you. No mixing. Said it was you. I would never touch that. You or mix it. You think it was mixing? I mean somebody, somebody said yes.

[Charlie]

I did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Somebody said yes, we're gonna buy this card. They lost a thousand dollars on a 700 car?

[JD Ryan]

What was it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

06 or 08? Doesn't matter. 10 years Pontiac Grand Prix with 180 on it.

[Charlie]

No, I wouldn't say yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The recap on it was negative 1060.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And remember we. We paid seven.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But we lost. We lost more than we paid. Yeah, we Lost? Yeah. Literally it's.

[Charlie]

It's like a 300 car car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like a 50 car. It's like it's a trash can is what it is. You just put a new liner in it, throw it in the dump. So anyway, you.

[JD Ryan]

Surely there's paperwork to find out who bought it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's a good question. Yeah. Let's get to the bottom of it.

[Charlie]

All you could do is. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

People in the buyer's room. Whoever bought the. The 08 Grand Prix with 180 on.

[JD Ryan]

It, they're all pointing fingers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now I need to testify and find out which manager approved it.

[Charlie]

You can look at the paperwork. Who actually looked at the car?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who signed off on it? Yeah, I know I did. Mike feels pretty strong that it was mixing.

[Bobbo]

You know what's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know mixing. Always wants those cheap cars. Personally. Why didn't he buy that one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're gonna go through all this rigmarole. It's gonna take probably all of two hours first thing Monday morning. And somehow my name is gonna wind up on the paperwork. And I don't even work in the bike.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Billy. An 01 Chevy Silverado with 220. Is it an extended cab?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it nice or is it rough?

[Caller]

It's very clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's two to three grand. With that many miles on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I'll buy a truck with that many miles on it. But an old pos Domestic car, They're worth nothing. They're just nothing. The Japanese are the Jap cars, the Nissans, the Lexuses, the Hondas. They are. But the domestic, the Chryslers, the Taurus with 180 on it, the Buick, blah blah blah. I mean just.

[JD Ryan]

But it runs great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Give it to Seth Curry, let him see. Stand behind the three point line and shoot it cuz it's at a trash can at a dumpster.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you and your buddies can get drunk and put it in a dumpster, you'll be saving yourself money.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

That little Buick you had.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just because it's running down the road doesn't mean it has value. I understand.

[Bobbo]

Kind of car that sits beside, always beside, never behind the house. And it's got a goat tied to the rear bumper. And the goat stands on top of the car and yells at people as they go by.

[JD Ryan]

John's kind of feisty.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800, 723. I'm just having fun.

[JD Ryan]

Are you okay?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I wrote this down in notes a week ago to get to bust Turley's sack over The Grand Prix. I'm too sad that he's. He's. He's not taking ownership of it. I wonder if it was him. I don't know that. And that's why I was going to bust him so hard. Because he knows better. We've been down this road. Junk is junk. Yeah, junk ain't worth nothing. When people go to give me the VIN and they put in.04 caliber or whatever they started, calibers.07 caliber with 148, 000 miles on it, we send them a. What we call a pos letter.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It doesn't say pos letter.

[JD Ryan]

No, I wouldn't think so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is. Dear Mr. Bobo, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, at this time, your car is.

[Bobbo]

Pos we regret to inform you.

[Charlie]

Right, right.

[JD Ryan]

Good luck in the future.

[Bobbo]

That sounds like kind of an SOB move, though, doesn't it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Play an SOB commercial. Charlie, can we. Yes. Our new. Our new commercial sponsor.

[JD Ryan]

I want to find out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Natty Light.

[Charlie]

You want to find what?

[Bobbo]

He invites his friends over for the game and then goes to bed unannounced, usually before halftime. He promises his girl he won't leave right after lovemaking, but then he always does. He doesn't do dishes, laundry, change diapers or cook breakfast because he says these all represent woman's work. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, buddy. That sounds like a Chappelle character.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's the punchline.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a white trash Chappelle. Tyrone. Not Tyrone Bigams. Yeah. Who's the one?

[Bobbo]

That was me, Rhonda.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who's the. Who's the Chappelle character that has the itch? Is it Tyrone? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Buddy said you always wanted me by your giant rock. Here it is, Wanda.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Put this on your ring and smoke it. 800-800-72348. 800, 800 radio for you Christmas time listeners. Bobbo's story about midgets on ostriches in downtown Dallas in a parade was not true.

[JD Ryan]

Not true.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We had some flowback on that. Did we really? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Get out of town.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no, no. Midgets on ostrich, little people on ostriches was just a stony vision in his mind. It was not true. We apologize for those of y' all who went downtown looking for the ostrich.

[JD Ryan]

That's what happened.

[Bobbo]

Those ostriches were so noble.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, let it go. Just let it go.

[Charlie]

Hey, I need my scotch glass back, by the way.

[Bobbo]

But, yeah, I'll bring it to you.

[JD Ryan]

So in the next segment, are we going to talk about how you hurt yourself in Colorado?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I broke a rib. I did break a rib. I had a blast in Colorado, and I was happy to break a rib.

[Caller]

What? What?

[Bobbo]

It's easy to be happy to break a rib in Colorado.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, well, I mean, I didn't, like, break it, like, punching through my lungs, but, yeah, I cracked a rib. I thought I cracked col. When. When you feel it pop a little bit during the day, does that mean you might have.

[JD Ryan]

That could have.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You could at least dislocate a rib.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can do that. I did something bad, but it'll all be good. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. You know the day destroys the night night divides the day Try to run, try to hide Break on through to the other side Break on through to.

[Announcer]

The other side Break on through to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The other side yeah. We chased our pleasures here Dug our treasures there can we still recall Time we cry Break off, dude. To the other side Break off.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know you had sex with Reba McIntyre, but did you also have sex with Stevie Nicks?

[Bobbo]

Boba never had the player. I, I. And I've written her numerous letters.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah. How did the whole Reba thing go down?

[Bobbo]

No response. Oh, the, the Reba thing. Well, when I was. When I was in my early 20s, I worked at a pretty prominent country music station at the time. And being the youngest, newest guy there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Best looking, I got what I thought.

[Bobbo]

Was the awesome job of being kind of a. An envoy for the country stars that would come and do shows at the big auditorium there in town. And I've met them all, man. I, I hung around with Mark Chestnut once on a bus for two hours, and he's a jokey voice guy, just like me. And we just bounced back and forth and drank. His sponsor was Miller Light. We drank cases of Miller Lyte just sitting around after the show. It's cool. Reba came to town and we had a listener contest where we gave away dinner at a nice restaurant for one listener and a date to come have dinner with Reba before the show. And so it was my job to pick up the winners and Reba. Yeah, you know, in a very nice Car, take him to dinner, take him to the show. Take Reba to her hotel after the show.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Well, country stars.

[JD Ryan]

What year was this?

[Bobbo]

92.

[JD Ryan]

92. So she's still married to Narvel.

[Bobbo]

She's pretty big at the time. Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Happily married to Narval. Well, a very successful Nashville.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But she decided to cheat on Narvel with Bob.

[Bobbo]

Please don't mention this to Narva.

[JD Ryan]

I won't.

[Bobbo]

And I was good looking in 90s.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is Narval still alive or did he die?

[JD Ryan]

No, he's. No, he's right.

[Caller]

He's alive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are they still married?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

This was after the cross, though, and I think it explains probably her. Her state of mind at the time, because country stars are not rock and roll stars.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They're lonely.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And those songs they sing, right? You know, you get off stage after all that and people are crying in the audience, you know, bouquet of flowers. And now I'm gonna go to the old Howard Johnson, you know, that's where she wait for the. Wait for the bus to take me to the next. You know, this was not a huge town, big town, but, you know, she.

[JD Ryan]

Was flying home by jet.

[Bobbo]

And by then, so she says, you know, I'm looking at her in the rearview mirror because she's beautiful. It's like looking at Princess Dyes.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'm looking out in the rear and we're, you know, we get up there and she looks at us.

[JD Ryan]

She's in the back seat, she says.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you want to come and have a drink with me?

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, I know.

[Bobbo]

Now you're 22 years old, what are you gonna do? Young disc jockey, right? Working, working nights. Working overnight, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How did she say it? How'd you say it again?

[Bobbo]

You don't come over, have a drink with me. You want to come in? You won't come in and have a drink with me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Toothless price shoot for prosper.

[Bobbo]

Well, she didn't look like it, though.

[JD Ryan]

Just like.

[Bobbo]

She's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

You know she is.

[Bobbo]

Don't talk about Reba.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm not, man. I'm not. I'm not.

[Bobbo]

So, I mean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah, she's fancy. Listen to the song.

[Bobbo]

Well, Reba, that would be wonderful. And the hotel, it wasn't actually a bad hotel. It was a very nice hotel in town. Probably the best hotel in town at the time. They had a very nice plush bar.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Playing life.

[JD Ryan]

So this is after the Plank crash?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, good. She was flying home in those days as soon as the concerts were over.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But no, go ahead but she had a hankering for Fancy Bobo.

[JD Ryan]

So they went to the Howard Johnson.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They went to the Hojos. To throw down and get high.

[Bobbo]

No, but you know. You know show biz, man.

[Caller]

I do.

[Bobbo]

You're a star.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'm not. Not you personally, but, like, you're Reba. You're a star.

[JD Ryan]

She is.

[Bobbo]

Here you are. It's just like Mac Davis said.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

So they put you up in the star suite.

[JD Ryan]

Got you at the house, at the hotel.

[Bobbo]

All by myself.

[Caller]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

You know, there's so many country songs right here.

[Bobbo]

And the audience says a. So, yeah, you know, one. One Jack and Coke led to another. And we. Yeah, we comforted each other.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Like that.

[JD Ryan]

That's the 19.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that's the nice little light went out at Hojos. Did you impregnate her? Did y' all have to go down to Mexico and get an abortion?

[Bobbo]

Now, there's one. There's one thing. There's one thing you don't do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

Okay, there's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't knock up Reba.

[Bobbo]

There's one. There's one piece of jewelry.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That you don't give to Reba.

[JD Ryan]

You're one chance, Fancy. Don't let me down.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The family jewels.

[Bobbo]

And it's a. It's a necklace.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God. Guys, Shut up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You just don't Just shut up. Just Shut up. John. A 13 Malibu LT1 with 95. As we're saying, $6,000. You there?

[Caller]

Hi. You all reached?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I don't know what all that is. That was weird. Casey, Kim's in this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Go get him. Hang on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Casey. You dead bastard. You little. You little prick.

[JD Ryan]

Happy New Year, John. Good to see you.

[Bobbo]

Sounded crazy.

[JD Ryan]

It's. It's been a great New year so far. How about you? You're doing well.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I broke a rib.

[JD Ryan]

You, bro. Can we hear that story?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We will later in the show, right.

[JD Ryan]

After our top 10 list. Hey, this is the top 10 reasons somebody may have already busted their New Year's resolution. We're only a few days into the New Year's. Most people blow them. And here's the top 10 reasons why. Are you ready?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

All right, we'll start off with. After 10 minutes, you just realize everybody at the gym really is a self absorbed douche. Turns out Weight Watchers is not where you wait to watch hot chicks. No, recreational dope is freaking legal in eight states. Dude, there was no close parking at the damn gym. Six Crown Royal came out with Vanilla Turns out chocolate and cigarettes are my only true friends. I was drunk when I made that stupid list. Anyway, you broke your rib in Colorado and needed a natty light toe boy. Hey, no reason to hope for the future due to three words. President elect Trump. The Russians hacked my resolution list. There's your top 10 reasons that you might bust your top end resolutions in the year 2017. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the number to our live show. Sylvia 11 Versa with 43, 000 miles. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good, because everybody's tanked in these because Nissan made too many of them. These and ultimas sounds like a five grander to me. Maybe six. Need to see it? Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Thank you. And you're at Fort Worth too. So we have a buy center in Fort Worth, but you can just bring it by, or we can pick it up and write your check. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cole, is this F150 leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth to Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you had it appraised anywhere else?

[Caller]

No. What are you gonna.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are you gonna replace it with? With?

[Caller]

I don't know. Cash.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Car. Hopefully you can buy Sylvia's Nissan Versa. I'll put y' all together. It's like Tinder, but with cars. It's a XLT. Is that right?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know. What's your payoff? 32.

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ouch. With 72,000 miles, I got ST Green.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got. Got ten grand worth of accessories on it. Six inch lift, 35 tires.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that. That sounds awesome. No, I like that stuff. Okay, send me pictures. I. I don't want to bid that one over the radio. I need to see it before I spout off. So go to. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Put the VIN number in the pictures and. And tell him to show it to me. Say, John asked for you to assign this one to him, and I'll look at it when I get off the radio.

[Caller]

All right, well, thank you, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Do you have either a big winner or a cool car of the week?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We had a lot of heavy cars lately.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Heavies means expensive. I had one. I really stuck my neck out on a 15 bins, gave 70, 000 for it. And all the data was showing 67, 67, 66. And I gave 70. And I, I did it. Brought 71 1/2 in our auction. Oh. So I got out of it, made a touch.

[Bobbo]

That's fine, but I was worried.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought I had a $3,000 job on my hands.

[JD Ryan]

Did I tell you I found out who owned that Aston Martin? That you've been floating around for a while to me. You want to talk about that or not?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think we got a free car.

[JD Ryan]

Well, pretty much, yeah. It's a weird deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So a guy, a lawyer brought us a cart. Give me the vin.com. we started inspecting it and there's a payoff situation of a dead guy. And the paperwork didn't line up and we're like, no, we're not going to do this. And he just left the car with us. And when we started looking into it, the fella's dead that owns it, I found out. And. And J.D. i mean, nobody's claiming it, so I just gave it to JD As a Christmas present.

[Charlie]

So how did the guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's only 30,000.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, so. Yeah, $30,000. Anyway, so I had a copper on the plate just to see who owns it. And they called me and said he was murdered by his girlfriend.

[Caller]

Friend.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there's a story. I looked it up. There's a story in the newspaper and everything. Yeah. Locally? Well, Dallas. Fort Worth. Yeah, Cedar Hill. It was in December of last year. He was murdered right before Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just a year ago.

[JD Ryan]

Just a year ago. He was met Dec. 16. It was a domestic and multiple gunshot wounds. She calls the police and says, I just killed him. I'm right here. I'm not running. Come get me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, is she still making the payments on the Maserati?

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't think so. It's a Aston Aston Martin.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But anyway, whatever.

[JD Ryan]

So I'm driving a dead guy's car. I mean, he was murdered. That's freaky.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That is freaky.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's kind of weird.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did I tell you about the. You know, we hire guys to do this and that. We bought a new flatbed deal last summer. A flatbed record to move cars around.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And this guy had a cdl.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Commercial driver. So he hits a guy wire with our truck of a telephone pole.

[Charlie]

Telephone pole.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it knocks down five telephone poles. Cuz when one goes, they all go.

[Caller]

Yep, sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then he gets a lawyer and sues me for hiring him because he's Legally blind.

[Bobbo]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What the hell was I supposed to know he was legally blind?

[Bobbo]

Think you owe him?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, gosh. I mean, they want to get to our insurance company. We. We owe him gazillions of dollars for mental anguish.

[JD Ryan]

Cdl.

[Bobbo]

Mental anguish.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe.

[Bobbo]

Know, I should sue you.

[Caller]

Our.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Our hiring practices are a little loose. I mean. I mean, there's truth, but how do you get a. He's got a cdl. I wasn't supposed to. Was I supposed to give him an eye exam at the. I mean, in the. In the hallway? Seriously, Grab him and tell him to turn his head to the left and cough. I. I don't know if he's got a hernia. I don't know if he's got a bad eye. That's up to the details.

[JD Ryan]

You should be suing him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought so, too.

[JD Ryan]

It's your vehicle that he ruined by being blown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He didn't even drive my car. But he did do a hell of a job to that neighborhood with those telephone poles. It makes sense.

[Bobbo]

Thing that's going to get a lot better, though, under President Trump.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What?

[Bobbo]

I think. No, you know.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't.

[Bobbo]

Stop. You know, stop shooting rich people. All right? And if you're blind, it's probably your fault.

[Wallace Edwards]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

Don't give me this. Come out here with your hand out.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody stop.

[Bobbo]

You know, you hired me, so I'm going to sue you. Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I told you that I was not blind. Yeah, we didn't ask. No. Can you even legally ask if you're blind?

[JD Ryan]

I don't think you can.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you ask you the age. Can you ask what sex somebody is? Can you ask if they're gay or straight? You can't ask anything. I can't ask the guy if he's blind. It's not my fault he ran over a bunch of telephone poles in a flatbed.

[Bobbo]

E, O, E. Let's get rid of some of that.

[Charlie]

Well, the giveaway. The giveaway should have been that he's got, like, 15 kids. John, come on. I mean, he's going to be a.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Little bit different women. So he actually has pretty good aim. He can hit a target.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So is that a handicap, too?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I heard President Trump say himself, from now on, these handicaps.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Are very bad. We're gonna do away with that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, I'm. I've got a bad limp.

[Bobbo]

Probably your own fault.

[JD Ryan]

No, he didn't say, hey, I broke.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My rib last week.

[JD Ryan]

How did you do that?

[Bobbo]

You should sue that doctor.

[JD Ryan]

How did you do it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

On a snowmobile.

[JD Ryan]

So we know who. Well, okay, you can sue the snowmobile company. Who else?

[John Clay Wolfe]

My friend who owns the ranch.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Absolutely. People. My wife. I need to suit my wife. And I'll tell you why she put.

[JD Ryan]

You on the thing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, all bad things start with bad women and bad decisions. Oh, that goes back to the beginning of time.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there's the chick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. I'm on this hot rod Polaris badass snowmobile. Like the fastest $15,000 powder track race rig. No, this is a. I mean, this is the coolest one in the world. So fast it scares. Scary. Yeah, just get on it, pull it around to the house. And I was like, do you want. I'm gonna go ride. And here it is. And she comes out holding a video camera.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I said, turn that off. I haven't figured this thing out yet.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was my word, quote, end quote. Turn that off. I don't have this thing figured out yet. I don't need to be distracted.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So while I was yelling that at her in a nice tone, what happened? I put it in reverse and gave it a little gasp in the driveway.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it went back like 500 miles an hour and flipped over and I broke my rib. Oh, wow. So I think I should see my wife. Is she having a video? Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Sony.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what?

[Charlie]

Send it into America's Most Funniest Videos or something. Yeah, I was just showing it to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My mother in Denmark. Like, she hasn't seen snow before. And I'm like, I don't care what. What the stories do we have. Then when we were done. When we were done riding that day, I took everybody on rides. I kept on cruising because I'm tough.

[Bobbo]

Even with the broken rib and.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she's like, take the baby, the three year old back to the barn. Go put it up. He wants another ride. I'm like, man, I'm gonna get off track. I don't need to do that because I need my. There's a lot going on and. Oh, but he really wants to. So I was like, okay. And of course, I didn't get stuck all day and I got stuck with him.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just, ah, it's something. It's always something.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but that's awesome though, man. I wanted to ride a snowmobile.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I ran my truck off the road.

[JD Ryan]

You always.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got stuck in the snow with no cell service up in Colorado. Slid off into a deal, found in Colorado. Found some Listeners from Decatur, Texas that came by. Came by. Hey, I need some help. I was listening to you last week.

[Caller]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'll pull you out. So he yanked us out with his. His Dodge Cummins. Pulls out my Dodge Cummins. We had a bonding bro moment there.

[Bobbo]

Love it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And that was on Christmas day. Yeah, I had fun.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds like. But every time you go on vacation you get hurt or something dramatic happens. I'm going to follow you with the camera. By the way, do we have the video of you on the SnowMobile?

[John Clay Wolfe]

She was FaceTiming her mother in Europe.

[JD Ryan]

FaceTiming. Okay.

[Charlie]

She save it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it's not recorded gone it. But when I cough and I sneeze it hurts.

[JD Ryan]

I bet you probably cracked a rib.

[John Clay Wolfe]

0603 oh wait. 06h3 Hummer with 90. Lynn. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it. Oh, I'm out of time. Does it have the. The. Does it have chrome mirrors and navigation? Sunroof?

[Caller]

It's the luxury edition. It has everything. Leather heated seats. Everything except navigation.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm gonna be at 8 to 9, maybe 10,000. Thousand dollar buyer. I need to see the VIN number. I need to see the truck. Do you have a title to it or do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

I have a title to it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's look at the pictures. I'm going to pull a vehicle history off the VIN number and we will email you a hard offer in Amarillo and we'll pick it up right there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio toad Tony the 11 Duramax with 200,000 170,000 miles clock. Four wheel drive is going to be worth. You know those things are so variable with the condition, with the high miles. I'm going to be a 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. I don't. It's really between worth 10 grand and 17 grand. I need to see it to know. Can you send it into our website? Yeah. All right. 800800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car and that's what we do in and out Very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Show is 1025 for those of y' all who don't wear a watch or have a phone listen to the radio to keep up with time. Dennis, Good morning. This is John wolf. Hello. Hey, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Alrighty, we've got 06Z71 crew cab leather. 1500 with a buck ten on it. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it oklahoma clean or is it actually clean?

[Caller]

Oklahoma clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well then that's average in most eyeballs, but does. Now, if I. If I bid you on this, let's do it from a percentage point of view. If I bid you less than $3,000 of what your neighbor offered, then he never paid, then we get to fight, right?

[Caller]

Sure had no money though.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know nobody's does, but they always tell me what their Neighbors offer. Does. Does 9,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What buys it?

[Caller]

13.

[Bobbo]

Ah, we got a $15,000 bill.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hell no. It's old body style. I'll give 10, though. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4 and 11. E350 Koopa 61. Nikki. It's worth like 15 grand. Go to or Mikey? Go to. Go to. Go to. Givemetheven.com load it up, let's look.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, thanks. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Givemetheven.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The Jetsons. I didn't know they were bad company. Was singing about George and Rosie and Astros.

[Bobbo]

Where you moving on Elroy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning everyone. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234 Is the call in number? Jeff, you've got a 13F 150FX2 leather roof nav 43,000 miles. It's two wheel drive. What color is it?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good color. It's got a clean carfax. I'm thinking mid-20s, like 25 grand.

[Caller]

25?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, right around there. I could look it up to be exact, but I'm too lazy. Would you mind going to givemetheven.com and loading it up so we can send you exact offer letter?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks. 800-800-723-4800 just go to the website. Givemetheven.com call in with funny stuff. Who wants to talk about cars anyway? Hell, I do that all week long. JD what have you got? What do you got? Give me some Cowboys news.

[JD Ryan]

Dallas Cowboys news.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know those guys in Pennsylvania and south Louisiana just love to hear Cowboys dying. Also Houston, you know, they're dying to hear Cowboys news.

[JD Ryan]

The Cowboys are kind of top of the top of the news, even worldwide.

[Caller]

You know, it's.

[JD Ryan]

We waited all year to see Tony Romo play. So he plays one set of downs, am I right? Yeah. And Thursday he called in sick. Thursday he seriously.

[John Clay Wolfe]

True story. They are enjoying that on the east coast in the south.

[JD Ryan]

Right. Thursday they had a practice and the coach says he had flu like symptoms and couldn't make practice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One set of downs, dude.

[JD Ryan]

And how much money does he make? You wonder if they're gonna.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Was he making 20 million?

[JD Ryan]

Is it some crazy number 14 that's making like 600,000? Well, rookie draft I got you anyway. So that's the, that's the latest on Romo.

[Charlie]

We should find out why he got sick, you know.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I didn't think of that.

[Charlie]

Tonio's. Yeah, he's. His dad's in the green room still. You want to yell for him real quick?

[Caller]

Here he is.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's quick.

[Bobbo]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, Tony Romo's father.

[Bobbo]

How are you doing? Very well this week. Better than Antonio, you know. He's happy though to have thrown the only passing touchdown for the Dallas Vaqueros of the almost post season this year.

[JD Ryan]

Well, he did throw one touchdown.

[Bobbo]

The only touchdown in the game.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah, but it's a game nobody cared about.

[Bobbo]

The only passing Touchdown in the game.

[JD Ryan]

That's the only passing one.

[Bobbo]

This is what I quarterback. He's supposed to do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll throw.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I think you would agree though, that the rapport between himself and young Dakota Prescott. The rapport is a special thing.

[JD Ryan]

It is?

[Bobbo]

Yes. I didn't know they had one. It was nice to see on the tv. So on Wednesday after a game, Right. Dakota actually presented Tony with a pan of lovely chocolate p brownies that he b himself.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know Dak was a cook.

[Bobbo]

Yes, as a ch of goodwill. Well, that was very nice because no one can deny Lil Dakota, while he know throw the long dog. Apparently he is handy in the kitchen.

[JD Ryan]

He's a great quarterback.

[Bobbo]

He also give Antonio a $50 Red Lobster gift card.

[JD Ryan]

$50 Red Lobster.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

And hindsight, perhaps this was a bit of. How do you. You say regalo de la mordaza? Gag gift.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, gag gift.

[Bobbo]

Because Antonio say the first brownie eat make him very hungry for another.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

And another.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think that.

[Bobbo]

And then only a few minutes, he have eaten the entire pan and even liquor his plate. And still at this time, he is still famished.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And so he invite his best friend, the old man. The old man, Jason Wheaton, to red a lobster for dinner. Which is a clever strategic move because Juno, Jason Wheaton, enjoys full benefit of a. He's AARP membership.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's not 50.

[JD Ryan]

She's not 50.

[Bobbo]

The trouble begin as they wait at their table when Antonio feel that one of the lobsters is looking right at him in the tank. He thought the little lobster tank.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the lobster tanks where they keep them.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

He thinks one of them's staring at.

[Bobbo]

Him and he cannot check this feeling.

[JD Ryan]

That's kind of like paranoia.

[Bobbo]

He is like this lobster is checking his gigantic claws at him and saying. And his little lobster screech. Jewel number two. Jewel number two. But Tony, although he's beginning to feel a little nervous, he chose great poise and control. He hold on tight to his a big gulp of Dr. Pepper. And he follow his waitress to the nice table. Now, this waitress, she is very tall, athletic young lady with little round glasses and a butch haircut. Butch haircut and astonish scarves down a basket of delicious cheddar babies.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cheddar baked biscuits.

[Bobbo]

And enjoys a chipwreck Bloody Mary.

[JD Ryan]

Those are good.

[Bobbo]

He noticed this waitress, she looked just like a Howie Long. Yes. And this make him laugh so hard that he began to throw little trims from his Bloody Mary at Jason Wheaton. Who catches every single one?

[JD Ryan]

Well, he does.

[Bobbo]

He's good in a church slap route across the table.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

And they have a very fine time throwing shrimps and little pieces of celery and biscuits at one another. And then he sees his entree. It is coming. And it looked like that same lobster looking right at him from a pile of little potatoes and Capricorn slices of lemon being carried by Howie Long. And this is when Antonio Rio really begin to, how do you say, trip out, freak out. Okay, he's freaking out. He throw his Caesar salad at the waitress and hit her square in the chest a full 24 yards away in a high, tight spy barrel. And as she goes down, Antonio noticed that all the other lobsters in the room, they also are looking right at him. Just like in the front seven of those son of a bitch bastard new jerk giants. And he began throwing everything on the table at them. He throw his Bloody Mary schooner into the kitchen at a speed of 69 yards per hour. He shoveled past a whole steaming dish of delectable scampi shrimp into the waiting area.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Around the corner of the Hostess A stand 33 yards, a big restaurant. He even throw his parrot aisle coconut shrimp appetizer. Piss by piss at the family of a young man celebrating his bar mitzvah. Basically anyone with the lobster on their plate. Fortunately, Jason Wheaton was there to get Antonio back into the huddle. Yes, they scrambled right out of the dreaded lobster.

[Charlie]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

That's why he was sick.

[Bobbo]

Which leads me to believe there may have been something wrong with little Dakota Prescott's brownies. So he calling sick on Thursday. Not because of the whiner. They call it a flu. No, he have an acute trauma caused by overuse of psychotropic substances. Please don't mention these two, Sheriff.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's our. It's our secret.

[Bobbo]

Because there is a policy in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

You don't get high at the Red Lobster.

[JD Ryan]

That's the new policy.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Please be careful with your cheating.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My name is John Clay Wolf. JD Ryan Bobbo as Tony Romo's father. Turley on the boards. We'll be back in just a minute. Tune in for some good music. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. Just call in 800-800-radio and we'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Days and my redneck people say it's Too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeThe Vin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer will pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ron, an O2 Accord with 90 is worth a couple of grand depending on how nice it is. You there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey Ron. An O2. An O2 accord with 90. If it's real nice, it's worth a couple of grand.

[Caller]

Oh, I'm sorry sir. Actually it's a little bit more than 90.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One ninety?

[Caller]

No, no sir. Yeah, I'm gonna say probably about one seventy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a big difference. Hey, go to get. Yeah, go to give. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll look at it off air. Give me the vi n.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did you, do we have Wallace Edwards coming in today?

[Charlie]

Yeah, he's out there in the green room too. We got everybody out there today.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We had to knock him down before we split off some of the stations because we're going into hour number four at the top of the hour. But we lose a couple. We lose Oklahoma City, Dallas and the Buzz in Houston.

[Bobbo]

You can knock me down if you want, John, Just don't knock me up.

[Charlie]

You might have to introduce him to our new listeners too.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wallace Edwards. How do you introduce Wallace Edwards? He's just an old Andy Rooney.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but he has, he had been on Dallas radio for a very long.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Time and he On Amazon.

[JD Ryan]

Donnie. I'm just sort of the car thing on, on TV where he shows new.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Real bad hair. Wallace, I hate to tell you that, but your hair long strings, unbelievably bad.

[JD Ryan]

And he always does these little side stories about rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And he comes in here, he comes.

[JD Ryan]

In here just to hang out with us.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So who are we going to talk about today?

[Bobbo]

Wallace Van Morrison.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Van Morrison right here on the John Clay show with J.D. ryan.

[Bobbo]

You know, Van Morrison wasn't always a wildly popular self styled rock and roll poet. He was raised by a working class Catholic family in Belfast, Ireland. And by his own account remained a scripture quoting, born again typical pain in the ass, thin skinned, pale faced, virgin church altar boy until the ripe age of 17 when his eyes were opened, so to speak, by a most chance encounter. According to the most widely held account, after leaving her holy mother's clean Willy secondary school, Morrison settled into a regular blue collar job as a window washer in the seamier Sandy Row area of Belfast, a neighborhood that's always been notorious for its pervasive level of prostitution. Apparently, while cleaning the third floor windows of a particularly decrepit building known for housing some of the more adventurous, meaning exotic call girls available at the time, Morrison got a glimpse at an oddly attractive young woman of Greek heritage who he says winked at him while he worked with one tantalizingly puckered brown eye and added without levity that she was working at the time too. Whatever it is Van saw, the affair accelerated quickly. After receiving his week's pay that afternoon, he went directly back to Sandy Row and immediately began a roughly month long tryst with that strange young lady who historians now know as Peg Barber and who's the subject of Morrison's bittersweet classic song Brown Eyed Girl. And here's where history and subtext meet to form a slightly different reality. Because the Peg Barbara of wide renown and rock music, who's been the subject of several other songs by nearly a dozen artists including Rod Stewart, Gordon, Lightfoot, and even Steely Dan, has green eyes. Two of them, in fact, which lends perhaps a modicum of clarity when it comes to Van Morrison's sentimental recollection of that one brown eye that first awakened his taste for sexual adversity. But what many of Van's biggest fans don't know is that virtually every Van Morrison song belies a subtext indicative of a life devoted to pure sexual depravity that's never been matched. In fact, it's safe to say the nefarious implications of moon dance become quite apparent. And you don't even want to know about the immensely twisted but still quite titillating actual meaning behind Tupelo Honey. And that's this week's edition of Today in Rock History. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Information for those of y' all who are not in the know now.

[JD Ryan]

You never, never know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jake. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey. Hey. 07 Lexus GX 470 with 91000 miles.

[Caller]

What color white timing belt has been done?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Are you a dealer? You sound like a dealer.

[Caller]

I'm selling it. And I'm probably traded in as well.

[Bobbo]

He's a natural.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, what do you want to buy?

[Caller]

I want to buy a 2015 Yukon XL. Four wheel drive denomination, Molly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The long one or the short one?

[Caller]

The long one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I bought a short one yesterday with a lift on it. Where. Where are you going to trade it in?

[Caller]

I don't know yet. Got to find that trade in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I'm going to put 11 grand in it. And if you want to load it in to give me the vin, I'll get you in touch with our dealer network that can get you listener price on the Denali.

[Caller]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, sir. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Frisco.

[Caller]

Now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Frisco. Got it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio mike. An 11 GT premium stick staying with 43 and 11. 11, 11, 11, 11, 11. What is that worth? We're in 2017. It's worth 11 grand, isn't it? Is that right?

[Caller]

No, not even close to 11 grand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, we got fighting words. We're gonna have a fight. Fight.

[Bobbo]

Get it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, let me look it up. Let me look it up, make sure I'm not wrong. It's.

[Caller]

It's everything except nav Nav and a glass proof.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not a Shelby 500, right?

[Caller]

No, unfortunately it's not a 500. It does have the coyote and it's five liter.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is a coyote?

[Caller]

It's the 5.0. They are the. They called. The code name for them is the Coyote Motors.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

I've been big in mustang. I've had 20 or 30 mustangs over the last few years. So these things.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, let me pull up. I'm looking. You're right. I'm light. What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'm asking 22, but money talks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but I mean, we're selling new body styles at the auction for 26. Yeah, this is a mid teens car. That's what it's worth. Mid teens, 15, 16. That's the money. All right, listen, if you look at nada retail and you want 3,000 over that, please don't call me.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just really that simple. We have a lot of people. We buy 200 cars a week, right? So we're on the money. We beat dealers all the time. But I mean, there's a. There's the dreamy money and there's the real money everybody wants. If you want the high end of the real money, we'll give it to you. If you want dreamy Dreamy money. Hey, I saw them listed in Auto Trader. Yeah, but those are the ones that didn't sell. The reason they didn't sell is because they're too.

[JD Ryan]

Damn right. That's what it's listed for. Now what it's sold for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe you're high. You want that kind of money. Maybe you're stone, you know, like the folks are going to be at the. Actually at Donald Trump's inauguration January 20th. The DC Cannabis Coalition says, I don't know how they're going to do this. This was actually on a Fox television station. So I got to give it a little credibility. They're going to give away thousands of marijuana joints for free.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who is?

[JD Ryan]

Inauguration. Inauguration DC Cannabis Coalition. The event, which the group calls hashtag Trump420, will start in Dupont Circle at 8 o' clock in the morning. They're going to march to the National Mall at 10am along the way giving away 4,200 cannabis joints.

[Charlie]

That's going to be a slow march.

[JD Ryan]

Right there, halfway there and go. Dude, really?

[Charlie]

I mean, there's be a bunch of vendors in the side.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, that's like sponsoring a marathon with Bud Light. They give you alcohol.

[Charlie]

Have you done those? The beer runs? Oh, it makes you sick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it's bad. Real bad. But it's fun.

[Charlie]

If you like throwing up, if it.

[Bobbo]

Makes you sick, you're not doing it right, man.

[JD Ryan]

Well, if you're a Star wars fan, you're probably wondering.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought it sucked.

[JD Ryan]

Did you? I haven't seen it.

[Bobbo]

So you're insane.

[Charlie]

You're just not. You don't know enough about the series.

[Bobbo]

That's why we had a conversation about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rogue One is not my fave.

[Bobbo]

I put an excellent review of it up because I loved it. And John replied, it bored me to death or something. And your wife replied, what?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You were asleep during the movie as you slept. And I replied, I went to sleep because it was no good. You gotta be. She replied, because you always sleep during a movie. No, I don't sleep during good movies. Movies.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they had Princess Leia written into the next Number eight and Number nine. Now they're trying to figure out what they're gonna do because as we know, over the holidays she passed away.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, at the end of Rogue One, they superimposed her face onto another character. It looked like the young Princess Leia.

[Charlie]

But you know why, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because she was dead.

[Charlie]

No, it goes into four.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that's.

[Charlie]

It gets geeky.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's where.

[Charlie]

That's where you don't know enough the Star wars series to get.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why were they planning on using her a lot in the next one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. This one I won't spoil anything. The end of Rogue One dovetails perfectly with the beginning of episode four, A New Hope.

[Charlie]

That's the very first one.

[JD Ryan]

Is that the very, very first one?

[Charlie]

It may.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So Rogue One was before Star wars number one.

[Charlie]

It's between three and four.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I'm telling you, it's getting geeky.

[Bobbo]

You know the rebel spies that steal the plans to the death stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why don't they just do it in order? Man, this is like. It's not.

[Charlie]

This is an in between story. It's a side story.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. That's why it sucks.

[Charlie]

It's like to the people that don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, it's just like in radio they tell us do a bunch of inside stuff that nobody understands. Nobody's going to listen. So I slept during the movie. Next story.

[JD Ryan]

JD US consumer confidence shot to its highest level in more than 15 years in December. Americans saw more strengths ahead in the business world. In the meanwhile, of course the Russians you know, as we know, we got a break. We'll talk about the Russians when we.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Come back on the Houston, Oklahoma, Dallas, Houston listeners and jump over 97.5 the off the buzz and we will be back in a minute for the hour number four podcast will be up about three o' clock today for people who can't get number four and we will see you next Saturday at eight.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey now hour number four. We enter on this first show of 2017. Good morning to you.

[Bobbo]

Good morning Bob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning JD John Morris, 04 Durango. Does it really have 22,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

It was originally from Denver, Colorado.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is anything wrong with it? Does it have a salvage titles have accent history?

[Caller]

No, it was belonged to my cousin. He drove it only to go up to the mountain snowboard and that's all he ever used it for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is it five grand? Is it six grand? Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes, it is all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you know if it's got a third row seat?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you Know if it has a V8 or V6.

[Caller]

Got a V8.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He said it's cloth. What color is it?

[Caller]

I want to say it's a grayish.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And it's nice because it's got 20, 000 miles on it.

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The highest one ever sold in the marketplace the United States at the dealer auctions is $4200 in the past six weeks. I would give 5500 for this one.

[Caller]

That's. That's not a bad price.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you like. Do you like. Do you have a title? Yes. You do? Well, then go to givemetheven.com V I N dump the VIN number in. Say, Wolf, hit me at 5500. Here's the VIN. Here's the pictures. What's next? And we can get you paid help. We can actually get you paid today. If you're in Grand Prairie, you can head over to the Fort Worth office and get a check or you can come over Monday. Or we'll go get it Monday. It's your call.

[Caller]

Okay. Yeah. Because I got it belongs to my aunt and I'm trying to just dispose.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Of it for her.

[Caller]

My nephew or my cousin unfortunately got ill and passed away.

[Bobbo]

And that's why.

[Caller]

Trying to take care of this. So then I'll go to. Give me the VIN and I'll get all that information to you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not much. All we need is the VIN number and miles and a couple pictures and we're Good. Okay. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eric, I see 05 Audi with 128 submitted to give me the VIN. Did you already get it off from us?

[Caller]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you put it in this morning?

[Caller]

Yeah, I just put it in. I got a text message from you guys maybe 20 minutes ago.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have any dummy lights on it? Abs, srs. Check engine. Anything wrong?

[Caller]

No, no, no. Nothing. Nothing's wrong with it. I'm just.

[Bobbo]

I'm ready.

[Caller]

I have a. A year left or. I mean I pay off the car in August.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Caller]

And I'm just ready to get a new.

[John Clay Wolfe]

New vehicle. Is it a six cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller]

It's the four cylinder 2.0 all wheel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

This is the front. Front wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Got it. And there's a couple. Is a convertible, a Sedan or an SE model?

[Caller]

The sedan.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. 100 and big miles.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The German cars don't hold the miles. Well, FY that goes for everybody. I mean, whenever you get into 115 and up on these Germans. Why'd you hit me so low? Why'd you hit me so low? It's because that's the market on them. They cost too much to repair. Reason.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're gonna.

[Caller]

That's kind of why I'm ready to get out of there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're gonna puke on yourself when I, when I bid this car. Are you ready? Have you, have you thrown up yet this morning?

[Charlie]

No.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm good. You are my first offer, so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. 1500.

[Caller]

Okay. Oh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. There you go. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Now, this guy's not going to puke on himself. Bruce. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is your. It says your. Your 14 RAM has navigation, but it's cloth. Is that correct?

[Caller]

Yes. It's a lone star package.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So it's got the good wheels, got.

[Caller]

The chrome wheels on it, sliding back glass, rear backup camera, all the sensors around the bumper.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Which engine?

[Caller]

It's got the Hemi 5, 7 Hemi.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's a two wheel drive, eight speed automatic. Yes. And eight speed automatic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I didn't know that they had eight. They have eight gears in that automatic on that rig. I didn't know that.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe that's why they cost so much to rebuild. Okay. 50,000. How many miles? I mean I got that. What color?

[Caller]

It's dark blue. Kind of looks black. And until you get sunlight on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm thinking it's a two wheel drive. It's a crew cab, not a quad cab. It's the big back door.

[Caller]

It's the big back doors. Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hold on. 50, 50, 000. Has it already turned 50, 000 miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got 50, 361 right now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I'm driving. I live in Springtown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I'm a 19 grand buyer.

[Caller]

19 grand buyer. Yeah. Kind of wanted to trade it. I didn't know you know if you had any Dodge dealers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I do. Go to givemetheven.com and put that in there. Yeah. Say, hook me up with. I want to get a new Dodge truck and I can get you to our Dodge guy. Might be able to get you 20. All right. And your tax credit. Just go to givemetheven.com Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, yeah.

[Announcer]

Now back to.

[JD Ryan]

We're coming back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The tr. We're coming back.

[JD Ryan]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The Trip was fun.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. So you went to Colorado?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Went to Colorado. Four kids. Smoke any dope? Did not. Didn't even go by the dope shop. Oh, man. They didn't. We thought about it, but in Pagosa Springs, there is no dope.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's not the whole state.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it's not. Pagosa Springs did not sign up.

[JD Ryan]

Kind of like prostitution in Vegas.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because if they need it anywhere, it's Pagosa Springs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We went to Durango to ride the train, but they have dope there. But I didn't think about it. You know, when you have all your kids, you. You're just really not thinking, hey, let's go buy some dope.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

That's very responsible, though, John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks.

[Bobbo]

You did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I asked the kids if they wanted any dope. They said no, but he said, hell, I'd take some Chicken McNuggets in A. In a biggie size fry. And I was like, let's go to McDonald's. Go to dope shop. You want to go to McDonald's?

[Bobbo]

McDonald's, yeah. That's easy, Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Later on, y' all will vote for the dope shop.

[JD Ryan]

No, they won't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, if they were, Uncle Bobo may.

[JD Ryan]

Let him down the wrong billboards promoting it. And I've never. I've been.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did not see it. Turley said when he was up there last year, it said, be easy on the edibles. Edibles?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

They say wait four hours.

[Charlie]

Wait four hours.

[JD Ryan]

Is the billboards say this. Are there TV commercials? I mean, I just wonder how far.

[Charlie]

I didn't really watch TV out there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Now, I didn't know the snow was deep up to your breast line. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And you ski?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I do. I did it two days. And then I said, no more. I'm done.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm gonna get hurt. I've got too much going on to get hurt.

[JD Ryan]

I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And. And I said, y', all go do it.

[JD Ryan]

Y' all to go do it or killed some people.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go do it all you want. And I rode some bills a couple times. That was a blast to me.

[JD Ryan]

That's more fun.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Cracked a rib. That's all fine.

[Bobbo]

I want to ride one of those snowmobiles and crack my rib.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I cracked my rib on the driveway like an idiot. I mean, just the dumbest lame brain move. It could have been just falling down on the ice kind of wreck. It was nothing. Just back up, and I backed up. And then. And it went real fast. And then in the. When I turned it Threw me off. So you flipped over.

[JD Ryan]

You're being a hot rod.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no, no, no, no, no. The. The sleds were hot rods.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Way hot rods.

[JD Ryan]

So you just didn't know how fast it was in reverse?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know reverse was a turbocharged gear.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But yeah, we rode in like five foot powder. It was.

[Wallace Edwards]

I've.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it was the coolest thing. I. I would have driven all the way up there 14 hours just to spend those two days on snowmobiles and back. No doubt. Unbelievable.

[JD Ryan]

See, that's more fun to me than scan. I'm not scared.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cynthia, the a driver from gimme the VIN up.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

To Colorado with all our stuff. Cuz we were doing Christmas.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, oh, so you wouldn't. Okay. Car went up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So buddy of mine's got a cool airplane plane. And he flew us up and then the driver met us at the airport all of Christmas and got in the plane, rode back and then we had the car for two weeks and then we drove it back.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Planning logistics.

[JD Ryan]

You are smart.

[Charlie]

There was a lot more planning in that than what you just made. Sound easy. There's a snowstorm going on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, how did that kid get to that house in the middle of the night? Did he need help or did he pull it off?

[Charlie]

No, he made it there fine. But it started snowing when you guys went to land and so that's when chaos started.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well I'm going to tell you something about this kid. If nobody was in his ear coaching him, he left Texas with a address. Right. And that's it?

[Bobbo]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And he, he made it to Pagosa Springs, Colorado in a tight little weird subdivision up on the side of a mountain. Unloaded this truck into the house, found the key, got the code, drove to Durango, Colorado, met us right on the notes and never called nasty anything. So if nobody was telling him what to do all the way. This kid has future in our company. He ain't no dumbass.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I don't. I mean Uncle Roy may give him instructions, but he obviously fell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Anybody else that would have been sent to do that, it would have been 47 phone calls and I can't do it and I'm crying now. I want my mama to come pick me up.

[JD Ryan]

I'm in the ditch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that was me. I'm the one who ran the crossroad.

[Charlie]

Yeah, he didn't panic when he was trying to go pick you up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they.

[Charlie]

All the roads were closed at the time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Charlie]

And so he's like Well, I don't have any money. I'll just use the gas card to eat.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, I like him.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nice. Smart. I don't know. How old is he?

[Charlie]

He's 21.

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Somewhere in there. Yeah. We had to land in Springs. Okay. Because the weather was so bad in Pagosa and Durango. And then they were saying the pass was closed, so he couldn't make it to pick us up. And we. If we rented a car, they said it may be a week to get over there and was gonna be a 10 hour down valley and back up to drive. I was like. So it was a bad deal. I was like, okay, if we can't, we're gonna. I called the Durango airport and they said commercial planes just started landing, and we had a badass American Airlines pilot with us. Drive. He drive. Seven sevens. Triple sevens.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. But. But he was in a private jet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I said, let's go to Durango. Let's shoot an approach. If we don't make it, we're going back to Fort Worth because this whole thing's screwed.

[JD Ryan]

Right. If you don't make it to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't want to be stuck in Springs for Christmas with no kids presents.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And we'll just tell Zach, just abort the trip. The whole thing was blown. And he said, I'm gonna make one approach to Durango one, and if we go missed, we're going home. I said, you got it?

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And we made go missed.

[Charlie]

What's that mean?

[JD Ryan]

Missed approach means you don't land down close.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You have minimums. Like, if you don't break out where you have a visual at 400 or.

[JD Ryan]

500Ft, depends on the airport.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then you. You follow the missed approach procedure. Whenever you're landing an airport in bad weather and you hear the airplane take off, like the engines take off, that means they're going missed and they're going to try it again. So anyway, they made it.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

We made it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was close. It was cool.

[JD Ryan]

Mr.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Private Jet Fuel, My buddy. Yeah, my buddy, he wanted to fly his plane.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So he had his. This American Airlines pilot go with him, and he flew his. His plane. He's like, if you'll buy the gas, I'll run you all up there. You got to do.

[JD Ryan]

That's awesome. Yeah, no kidding.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The gas wasn't cheap, though.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I would imagine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, God.

[Caller]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No doubt. But it was. It was cool. I mean, it was. It was unbelievably cool. But when you're driving home, my 10 year old said, man, we sure got up here a lot faster than we're getting. That was a lot. You know, he's all serious, dad. That was a better way to do this.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks, son. Yeah, I didn't know private jets were a better.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You think that a Dodge dually. Patrick, Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston area.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Have you ever sold a car to give me the VIN before?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You have a lexus? It's an IS250 with high miles. 91,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the Matador red.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a convertible or. Or the. Or the sedan?

[Caller]

It's the sedan.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Matador red's like kind of metallic burgundy, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No. All right, it's got the Bluetooth audio and it's got the heated and cooled seats. Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's right there at $9,500.

[Caller]

Okay, that's pretty reasonable.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So go to give me the video. Go to givemetheven.com I wanted to hit you at 9, but I didn't want to hear you at me, so I decided to bump up to 9, 500. If you'll go to give me the vin dot com. Okay. And we can line that up too. Go to give the vin.com and say, Wolf, hit me at 95 on the air. Here's the VIN, here's the pictures. Please confirm. And I want to buy an xyz and we'll get you with a network dealer that'll price you like our listeners. Thanks, man. I want to hear that stupid commercial again. That was funny.

[Charlie]

Our new sponsor that you were brand.

[JD Ryan]

New sponsor for 2017 and she started voicing.

[Charlie]

Hold on, let me pull it up here.

[Bobbo]

He invites his friends over for the game and then goes to bed unannounced, usually before halftime. He promises his girl he won't leave right after lovemaking. But then he always does. He doesn't do dishes, laundry, change diapers, or cook breakfast because he says these all represent woman's work. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man.

[Wallace Edwards]

Man.

[Bobbo]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Charlie]

You wanna hear the other two?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll save them for later.

[JD Ryan]

This could go on all year.

[Bobbo]

I can see that guy, that voice.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, me too.

[Bobbo]

You remember the red haired, freckled guy in office space? Yeah, the really obnoxious one in the Office. You sound just like that. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was such a early 90s or late 80s. Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

07 Lexus. Put him on hold. 07 Lexus, 120 on the clock. Is it the long one, Mike, or the short one? Hey, Mike, there's an L. There's an l version. That's a longer one.

[Caller]

Oh, no, it's not. L version.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I've been given nine grand for these cars. I've bought a lot of them lately. An 07 LS 460 with 120 is bringing nine grand if it's nice.

[Caller]

Well, they have. It has an executive package in the back. You know, heated, cool seats in the back, adaptive cruise control.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Does 9 not buy it? I owe.

[Caller]

I owe like 14 on the car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Get a preacher in a Back home, like. Yeah, you're just. Your little tank. You're a little tanked. The miles, I mean, we may move to 10, but that would be the top of it. I've lost my ass on these. And I hear you. You're losing your ass on these two. But market moves on different models, and it's moved down on this one in the past 90 days. About three grand. They were bringing three grand more last summer. Just body styles hit like Tahoe. They've been bringing too much forever, and now they're finally.

[JD Ryan]

I just knocked my stuff all over.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He just spilled everything.

[JD Ryan]

Everything went Computer glass. Drink.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've got to go to break.

[Bobbo]

I want to give you a brownie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. Really? Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi. All you guys. Amarillo, west Texas. I don't think we're on in Pennsylvania right now. We'll be back at a momento Porter favor. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in Your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Little New Year's day action for you. Good morning, everyone. Hour number four. Hell, it's hour number four and a half. Party's almost over. Good morning. What you got? Who you be? Where you at?

[Caller]

Hi, this is Melva.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Melba Toast.

[Caller]

I have a. Hi.

[JD Ryan]

What you packing?

[Caller]

I am in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you got?

[Caller]

I have a 2014 Nissan Armada SL.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So it's leather?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have a sunroof in navigation?

[Caller]

Yes. Not navigation, DVD.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two wheel drive or four wheel drive or all wheel drive? Two wheel drive and it's an SL. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good, good, good. How many miles?

[Caller]

59. 100.

[Wallace Edwards]

5.

[John Clay Wolfe]

9. 100.

[Caller]

No, 6. 9. 100.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so it's pushing 70 miles.

[Caller]

Is this John?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, this John. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do we know each other?

[Caller]

My husband helped with your annual on your airplane.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, awesome. It needed help.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's actually sitting down in Sugar Land right now with the damn magnetos out. Ask him if he wants to go to Houston, swap a magneto out. This is a 21, 22 grand truck. 20, 21, 22. No nav. 2020 to nickel to 21.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Well, I went to Carmax yesterday and they offered 22.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Here's the difference in they and I is. I can go there, too. I just didn't see it. I like to hold back a smidge on the radio so that if there's any problems with it, nobody's got their feelings hurt.

[Charlie]

Hurt.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So as you know, I love the fact that they already saw it and they touched it because, I mean, how long did it take them to inspect it? Like 10. I mean, 15, 20 minutes?

[Caller]

Yeah, 30 maybe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. I mean, they sniff the seats and lick the paint. They know they really inspect it. So if they're at 22 after a heavy inspection. Put me down for 22. Three.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. Yeah. I mean, I'll buy. I'll buy it just off of their inspection because I know that that means that there's no nothing. 22 is the top end of it. But that means you've got a nice one, Right?

[Caller]

It's all green on the Carfax.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. We'll buy it.

[Caller]

Okay. Do you want me to put the information in there?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. And say Carmax was 22, here's the. Here's their. Take a picture of their report and send it to us. Say, John said he'd give 22, three. What's next? And we'll get after it. Okay, thanks.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Made 300 bucks by calling me. All right, there. Good morning. You're on the air. What you got? Yeah, where you at? Are you an alcoholic?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, then you're not. You're not from Kima. You're just in kema. Pretty much 2012 F250. Is it leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Vinyl?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it's a XL.

[Caller]

Well, it's a F250. Four wheel drive, 6.7, one hundred and forty four thousand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it's is a crew cab or extended crew cab. Long bed, long diesel, four wheel drive. But it's an xl. Right. So is the grill chrome or black? The chrome.

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm sorry. It's a 14 to $15,000 truck.

[Caller]

All right. Well, that tells me what I want to know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Man, oh, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, Turley, it finally happened. How much time do we have?

[Charlie]

Five minutes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, my dad sold the land around us to the neighbor that bought the land behind us. So we had 40 acres left of our family ranch that used to be 800 acres.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And over the years, he'd slowly lost this and sold that. Lost this and sold that. Right. All that's left is the original 40 acres of my grandparents bought in the 50s in the headquarters of the ranch. And it was always supposed to be mine. And my granddad told me that.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. So anyway, when we moved out there, you know where we live, he sold the bottom pasture in the hill pasture to a guy behind us that bought 200 acres behind us of our old place. And I had a contract with my dad, a written legal contract, because I knew, I know him, and I knew he wouldn't make it to the end of when he was going to give it to me. Like he always said, like my granddad.

[JD Ryan]

Always said, he put it in paper.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we put it in paper and I was buying it from him. And like I told my wife, I'd rather buy buy it from him now than be buying it back from a bank later at an auction because he's going to go borrow money against it because he can't help himself.

[JD Ryan]

Sure, I got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cuz he's got to sue everybody and try to get back to where he was in 1983. And he's blown a fortune trying to sue people back to being rich.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, a lot of People did that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. So I don't think like this, but yeah. Okay. And so, so he sold property that I had options on. Gotcha. And a signed contract without asking you. Right. Well, he just told me how it was going to be, so I had the option, I had the decision I had to make. Do I sue my dad?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or do I let this ride? And I really tried to talk him into stopping it, and he convinced me that the guy that he sold it to is a good guy. And the reason he bought those two properties is to protect them so that no one ever built houses on them. Because he bought the 200 acres behind us. He wants to build a mansion. He's like, I got you a good neighbor. This is a win, win for everybody. I can get my money now. And he's never going to build out here in your lifetime. And I'm like, that's bull. You're, you're, you're stupid, old man. I live in a world of trading. And they're buying these two properties so they will have street access for the 200 acres behind them. No, you don't understand. I'm like, okay, so I call the guy and he tells me the same story, all right? I'm still not buying it. I'm still not buying it. And they're clearing the land for the mansion. He's working on the prints. This is two years ago. Long story short, they've sold the property. Property. Four houses per acre on 240 acres.

[JD Ryan]

So it's going to be a neighborhood.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, a big one. And not with nice homes.

[Bobbo]

It be like Haslet, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Charlie]

Well, an acre of property, that's four.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four homes per acre.

[Charlie]

Four homes per acre.

[John Clay Wolfe]

$220,000 a house.

[JD Ryan]

Average strip neighborhood.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. McMahon.

[JD Ryan]

Quarter, quarter.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So what do I do?

[JD Ryan]

What do you. You don't have. Do you have any legal options? I mean.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Build a high fence.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I could sue the guy for false representation.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I'm not gonna win. No, just, just stall it up and create a bunch of havoc. I'm thinking of putting in a motocross track and moving out of there. What if we put in Johnson County Motocross right in the middle of all this and just move back to town and just let, let, let them, let, let those bikes harass all these neighbors and developers for the next 10 years.

[Caller]

Years?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

So keep the land. Take the house down, make it a track.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Or pig farm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, we did that already once years ago. My granddad did that when someone was threatening to build houses.

[JD Ryan]

Put a pig farm in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Absolutely. Really? Really did. This is not. Maybe. But you can't do the pig farm now because of the new zoning out there. Oh, but you can do a motocross truck, can you? Yeah.

[Charlie]

With that hill there.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But a good one, too. But how can.

[JD Ryan]

How can you put in a motocross track?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What? There's. There's. The. The agricultural pig thing is stinky.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. It's agriculture.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Charlie]

But noise, there is nothing about that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll see if I can pull that off. I think that's my plan is to put in a motocross track and then just leave.

[JD Ryan]

No one's gonna buy those houses.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, they will. I mean, it'll be enough pressure over time, and people will threaten to kill me, all that. So that's fine. I'm that mad.

[Caller]

People.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm that mad. I'm. I'm so mad.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Have you ever talked about it with your father?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have not talked to my father in two and a half years over.

[JD Ryan]

That makes me sad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it does too. But he's an idiot, jd. I understand.

[JD Ryan]

I've heard the stories.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he.

[Caller]

He's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's. I love the man that raised me right, and he was a great dad to me growing up, but when I got to about college, he just turned into an idiot. He's. He's an Obama lover. He's.

[JD Ryan]

I'll say no more.

[Charlie]

All right, so that makes him an idiot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bobbo]

Hey, thanks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Damn phone.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, you guys. I gotta take this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We tell those people quit calling you at work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I just. I. I'm. I'm very disappointed. I was so mad yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

Life changes people, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Not always for the better, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My sister killed herself. He lost his business that his dad left him. That was 40. 40 years old. No, 30 years old, very successful. Took him four years to run into the ground after his old man died. Lost all this property, got a divorce. And the. The sister dying, I can understand. But the playing the mom against that. He didn't help it.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He didn't help her mental health, I can tell you that.

[JD Ryan]

I can tell you're angry about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be talking about.

[JD Ryan]

I got you. I'm following you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I didn't do it in Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that nice?

[JD Ryan]

That is very nice of you. We were not on Dallas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, we'll be back in a minute. To the new Constitution. Take a fight for the New revolution, smiling free that the change all around? Pick up my guitar and play just like yesterday.

[Bobbo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com before.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I get off the floor, don't bring me down. At givemetheven.com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your CarMax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Givemetheven.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I really want to talk about what I just overheard with JD And Baba, but I just can't. I can't.

[JD Ryan]

You can't?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Bobbo]

There's no need.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Baba's teaching JD Worldly eyes.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just asking. I'm asking questions of things I don't know, and I'm not getting answers. So that makes me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You are getting answers.

[JD Ryan]

Not directly, though. I'm getting. Well, maybe something.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't ever talk about the money.

[JD Ryan]

Don't talk about the money. Where does the money go? Kind of over here, maybe. Well, what do you do then? I don't know. You maybe do this. You might do that. When do you know it's over?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, when you get there. 15 vet with 7,000 miles. Blake, which version is it? Good morning, by the way.

[Caller]

It is. It's the One LP package, but it has the Z51 appearance package. So it's got like the black spoiler and the black badges.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles? 7,000. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's a 1LT coupe with a little bit of a sex on top of the norm. And it's a stick and it's got short miles. What color?

[JD Ryan]

White.

[John Clay Wolfe]

40 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You put it in givemethe vin.com we'll get you paid. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I can get you check where you live.

[Caller]

Pasadena?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. If you want to sell it and you Want to get paid. So today is Saturday and you're in Pasadena. We could do it Monday or we can do it Tuesday. As fast as you want to go, we can get it done.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'll probably go to the website if I decide.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Turley. What about Arkansas?

[Charlie]

What about it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We haven't had any shake out of Arkansas. Arkansas, no. They're tough. What is.

[Charlie]

Sometimes Missouri will get something close, but that's about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is going on in Arkansas?

[Charlie]

Most of its crap that we get.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's.

[Charlie]

We don't biggest problem now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But there's a lot of nice cars in Arkansas, dude. I've been up to Rogers and Northwest and on Walmart Country. It's there. I've seen it with my own two eyes. So we're not in the fold up there yet.

[Charlie]

Not in the nice stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just the crap. The rat.

[Charlie]

Sending the crap.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't want the crap now. I want the crap. I mean, I'll buy it, but I'm not gonna.

[Bobbo]

I mean, but I ain't gonna like it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I ain't like it. Won't make it back. We got to sell it up. There's junk. Well, if you're in Arkansas and you've got some. Anything like that's worth over five grand. Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it. I need to get this Arkansas thing kicking or I need to get the hell out of Arkansas.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody you're buying, you're selling. I mean, you're buying. No cars out of Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

02Amonth. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord.

[Caller]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's nothing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's weird. We were doing a little bit for a minute there, like for a short. Was it about a month? We did about 10 and then it just went away. I don't know. Louisiana's good, obviously. Texas is good. Oklahoma is pretty good. Everything's okay except Arkansas. The hell's wrong with Arkansas?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Maybe they're slow to catch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, I know a guy in Arkansas, son. He didn't like me very much. No, no. Two guys. One guy does and one guy doesn't. So maybe he's been telling people that he. That I'm not a good guy.

[Bobbo]

Word gets ran.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he's a jerk, dude. Well, maybe that's. I called him an a hole.

[JD Ryan]

The one guy. Well, there you go. You. You hacked off the guy in Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he's like an El Dorado.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he is a jerk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Well, he calls himself Big Show.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[Bobbo]

Kind of an sob, huh?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, kind of an sob.

[Bobbo]

Bit of an sob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Kind of an sob, actually. Turley, it's time to play the sob. Clip number two. How about that?

[JD Ryan]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

Take it digga da da. He's strictly a catch and release fisherman. The release is usually into his neighbor's mailbox. He doesn't share his tots with anyone anytime. Even in a gathering of friends and family. He always drinks alone and always to excess.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's Bob.

[Bobbo]

He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Only in Arkansas. Hey, at the. At the Come and Go in Arkansas, they sell jug beer.

[Bobbo]

Jug beer?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't even know what that called Come and Go. But it's something else. I was up there a year ago for a funeral.

[JD Ryan]

It comes in a jug.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A jug. A juggle beer.

[JD Ryan]

I've never heard of that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm telling you, at the convenience store.

[Bobbo]

Talking about like a big old 15 pound jug. Just like Carla Rossi. I'd go for that Beer Martini and.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rossi on the rock at the Quick and Get. It's awesome. JD what are you doing?

[JD Ryan]

Let's see here. Well, we got a couple of fun stories.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want to bitch about my dad somewhere.

[Caller]

That was so fun.

[JD Ryan]

That was fun. Again, it's cathartic just for you to be able to get it out. But we're this next story. Really. It's not going to mean anything to anybody outside of Dallas. But we talk about the Star Place.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The.

[JD Ryan]

There's an arena down near Fair park where the. Where the Texas State Fair is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, we're not on in Dallas right now. I know.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She saved this great local news piece for Arkansas.

[JD Ryan]

I thought that's why I started the story that way.

[Bobbo]

Way.

[JD Ryan]

All right, how about this? In Florida, have you ever seen those pictures where people put like, I don't know, sweaters and things on their dogs?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe it's not such a good idea if your dog's name is Scarface. Tampa police say a pit bull mix name scarface bit the 52 year old woman who was trying to put a. A sweater on him last week.

[Caller]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Police say the couple's 22 year old son was attacked while trying to stop the dog.

[Charlie]

What a scene that would have been.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What kind of dog?

[JD Ryan]

And then the husband was also attacked trying to get the dog off the Sun. It was a pitbull named Scarface, and you're putting a.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, I got an idea.

[Charlie]

Let's give old Scarface a swear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did that happen in Arkansas?

[JD Ryan]

No, that happened in Florida. Sorry. It would have been a fun Arkansas story. Let's see what else happened there. Nah, that's not a good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Of course. Florida.

[JD Ryan]

Of course. How about a French one?

[Bobbo]

Walked.

[JD Ryan]

Was walking in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

French maiden.

[JD Ryan]

She was in Thailand's national park. She's walking along. She walks up to an alligator. Crocodile. Excuse me?

[Bobbo]

A crocodile.

[JD Ryan]

So what do you do? What would your reaction be? You're walking in the park and you see a crocodile.

[Bobbo]

What do you do?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you run away. She didn't. She decided to take a selfie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did he eat her?

[JD Ryan]

It didn't end well for her. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Actually, believe it or not, she got away, but he chewed up her legs pretty good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How did she get away with no feet?

[JD Ryan]

Somebody dragged her away. Her husband was there watching her prosthetic leg right there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right here?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's how I know a guy that had trouble getting away and he had no feet. That's why I have his leg in our studio.

[Bobbo]

It just goes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was my ex wife's lover.

[JD Ryan]

Such a great.

[Bobbo]

Never, ever give up. You know that? Never croc. I mean, everybody says, oh, man, if I get eaten by a crocodile, it's gonna kill me. Maybe not.

[JD Ryan]

No, you can get away. You know, this lady did.

[Charlie]

Is that a new poster? Never give up. And you see a lady with two.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Feet gone, I take off my boot.

[Bobbo]

And stick it in his eye.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When I was whipping that guy that was banging my ex old lady, right? I was wondering why he wouldn't run away.

[Bobbo]

He didn't give up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why didn't he say, I have no leg? Stop it. I mean, if he'd have said that, that would have changed things. I mean, I would have. Okay, well, let's even this out. Let's arm wrestle or something would have been funny. I mean, I don't want to just beat on a guy. That's unfair.

[JD Ryan]

That's not fair.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know there was a. There was a Mexican painter working at the ranch that was like, trying to tell me he's speaking no English. And he was trying to show me cut leg. Cut leg. I'm like, what? No leg? No leg. And he said I had a translator tell me. He's like, yeah, so I'm get out of the shower, and he put his leg on, and I'm like, come on, y', all, quit it. Yeah, so it's true.

[Charlie]

So now you have a leg.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So. So do one legged men make better lovers? We don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, now we know some things they do. Babo lives in Is. Do you live in Bowie County?

[Bobbo]

I live in Bowie, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

But is that county?

[Bobbo]

No, Montana County.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, okay.

[Bobbo]

Never spelled Montague.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, because this is a grandmother story of a 74 year old grandmother in Bowie County, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah, I know her.

[JD Ryan]

You know Ruby. Ruby Robertson. Yeah. Basically she's sitting at her table the other day and a burglar kicks in the door. Grandma, 74 years old, pulls out her 38.

[Caller]

Bam.

[JD Ryan]

Takes care of her. Yeah. Now she. He didn't get away. Unlike the guy with the.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you hear about the grandma that was grabbing the neighborhood cats a while back and making coats out of them like Silence of the Lambs? She got. She got arrested.

[JD Ryan]

That's not a.

[Bobbo]

What's the charge?

[JD Ryan]

That's a Facebook story. Yeah, here we go. Punchline.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She called herself Buffalo Bill.

[JD Ryan]

All right, and another Florida story before.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Todd, what have you got? You've got a. He's your. He's your Suburban.

[Caller]

Well, I guess. I guess what we'll do is we'll call me Two Legs Todd.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He puts the Meow mix in the bow.

[Caller]

Absolute.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Absolutely. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Katie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Katie. Okay, well let's start with this Suburban. Is it a two wheel drive or a 42 and it's an LTZ. It's an old body style, but it, but it. Does it have all the goodies? Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It has sunroof entertainment package, you know, the, to the two televisions, etc.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, and does it have power running boards?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color is it? Black, 22 inch wheels, sunroof, rear DVD. Okay, have you already tried to trade it in somewhere? Where you at with this deal?

[Caller]

Where am I at right now? I'm just.

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[Caller]

Right now I'm searching, trying to figure it out and I just heard you guys figured I'd give you a call because my new job, I've got a longer drive and my kids are getting older so it's running out of reasons to, to be at the house.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are you. Is it, is it a second? Is it a third car? Is it your everyday driver?

[Caller]

No, it's my everyday driver.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So what are you going to get when you buy something new? What are you going to.

[Caller]

That's the problem. I don't know. I'm doing this on the spur of the moment because I heard you guys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Put me down for 33 grand.

[Caller]

Okay, excellent.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And go to. Give me the vin.com and say find me whatever it is you want us to find you. And we'll do that too.

[Caller]

All right, great. Thank you very much. Have a good Saturday.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You too. Thanks to Terry and 98 Subaru with 225. Man have. Are you a Johnny Cash fan? No.

[Caller]

Well, I kind of listen, but have.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You ever heard that song Worker here.

[Caller]

In Arkansas and I just see how much car was worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I mean, you know, we were just saying that y' all send us trash and I'm not knocking your car, but I mean it's a 200.

[Caller]

I got two of them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You got a 200,000 mile 98 Subaru?

[Caller]

Yeah, and it runs like a champ. It's got ice cold AC heat work, all the windows work.

[Bobbo]

What kind of Subaru?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Damn. Hey, what's the name of that store? What's the name of that store up in Rogers where they have the beer drove out of the jug? You know what I'm talking about?

[Caller]

No, but I seen it. I'm not sure where it's. Where it's at, but I've seen that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think I'd rather have a jug of that beer than a 98 Subaru with two and a quarter on it, even if it's got cold hair. Just give it away. But thanks for calling.

[JD Ryan]

It's called the Jug Store in Rogers, Arkansas. I just looked it up.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

The Jug Store.

[Bobbo]

They ought to call it dui. Third defense.

[JD Ryan]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you ever had one Bob jug of beer?

[Bobbo]

No, I've never had a jug of beer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. Have you ever had a dui?

[Bobbo]

I don't remember anything like that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, have you ever had a dui? It's just a yes or no.

[Bobbo]

Of course not. That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It happens. It could happen anywhere.

[JD Ryan]

Anybody.

[Bobbo]

No, I could have.

[JD Ryan]

Many times. You could?

[Bobbo]

Anybody can outsmart one of these deals. Oh, easy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't. No, don't do that. That's not where we're going on Public Airways.

[Bobbo]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I mean, when you do see that stop four miles ahead, you know if you exit, you might right be help.

[JD Ryan]

They'll get you nothing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Will they?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, well, there's a new app out there called Ways W A Z E. Anybody heard of it?

[Charlie]

It's been out for a while.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, well, I just found out about it on this road trip and it's awesome. It's the today's CB radio.

[JD Ryan]

Is it really?

[Bobbo]

What is it?

[JD Ryan]

What does it Do?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you update. Hey, Smokey, right here. You drop a pin. Oh, and.

[JD Ryan]

And you tell where the cops are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Accidents, anything like that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's really cool.

[Charlie]

Yeah, it just.

[JD Ryan]

Is it. Is it real time to keep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

As you're traveling, everyone feeds it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So all the users feed it. So it's your job when you see a Smokey, to drop a pin and then it lets everybody know the time and where it is. That's cool. Very good. It's cool.

[Charlie]

But did you find yourself doing anything to help out ways?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just found out about it, like on the last leg of the triple.

[JD Ryan]

Not doing it.

[Charlie]

I don't. I mean, it's too much work. Just a user.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You just smoke.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Smoke everybody else's pot. Correct. Yes. One of those. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio podcast will be up about 2 o'. Clock. We need to. How much time do we have?

[Charlie]

Minute 16.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. We forgot to. Let's bust out this review. Well, yeah, okay. Mail.

[Charlie]

No, you don't have time. I was thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, we'll do it. So we'll be back next Saturday at 8 o'. Clock. We've got a new affiliate lining up in Baton Rouge next Saturday, which we're excited about. And I think we're gonna add Corpus and I like Corpus and Tulsa. And then I think I'm done. I mean, anybody else that we add on, we're gonna have an affiliate in that market to handle the. Give me the VIN stuff. I can't do it.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We can't do it all. There's no way. Even if we hired enough people to do it all, it's just still, we can't do it.

[JD Ryan]

Right, Corpus, Send me down.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I love it. Well, no, Corpus we can handle, but like Florida in California, I mean, we may add a lot more radio stations, but I just can't handle the car business portion in those areas. We can handle region five state network ourselves.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So, Bob, do you want to move to Baton Rouge? I think we have to open a store down there, actually.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. You know, I'm cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, strip club could run it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now you're convinced he wants to be.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he wants to be on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We have three seconds before we're gone.

[Caller]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye, everyone. And remember the podcast, we're going to do a little bit of after hour stuff. So if you listen to the podcast, jump in and you'll catch some off air, about 10 minutes worth of conversations. Bye. All right, we're clear how? Oh, you got it turned off.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was like real, real, real clear to be excited.

[Caller]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Right off the top. Look at you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right? I mean. No, I can Cuss.

[JD Ryan]

You can't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So, Bob, when you were talking about the brown eye.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Of Van Morrison today. Yeah. What inspired that?

[Bobbo]

That was a Turley idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

And Charlie, the song came on and in the buying office, and I was.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Throwing paper at Turley while that was going on, trying to make sure he shut up because I didn't want him to start laughing. His funny coming undone laugh. Because when they bust my ass on it in the meeting on Monday, which they will.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I can just say, hey, man, listen, I don't know what the hell y' all are talking about. We didn't go there. We didn't go there. Bob, did you go there?

[Bobbo]

Did I go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where were you talking about, bud?

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. That's what the story was about. Did you not hear the thing?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he heard it, but we're not.

[Bobbo]

Going to talk about it. See, Turley. Okay, one thing. This is so ironic, but Turley is Greek.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And Greeks in the Bible were a bunch of anal weirdo, Right? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Turley's got ass on his mind all the time.

[JD Ryan]

Chapter John Red you.

[Bobbo]

No, I mean, we're.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're.

[Bobbo]

We're in a football league. We're in a football league. What's your team's name?

[Charlie]

Don't go ass to Mouth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you kidding me?

[Bobbo]

Don't go assimwa to mouth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it's.

[Charlie]

Yeah, it's spelled like. It's spelled like a name.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He does have an issue, doesn't he?

[Bobbo]

And then what was the other. When we had our. We used to do a fantasy show. And what was our team's name then?

[Charlie]

Well, my championship team's name is Puckered Brown Eye.

[JD Ryan]

Well, there you go.

[Bobbo]

And our team's name that season was.

[Charlie]

Oh, Dirty Sanchez.

[Bobbo]

Dirty Sanchez. And what is there.

[JD Ryan]

We all know what that is.

[Charlie]

Oh, you know what that is?

[Bobbo]

No, I want you to explain, man. It was your idea because you're nasty. You're a nasty man.

[JD Ryan]

You're nasty man.

[Bobbo]

And anybody knows you, Turley would say this, and you're my friend and I forgive you, but you are nasty. Nasty man.

[Charlie]

You have a dark side.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When you were going through this week's remarria, a couple things and the nut deal on the squirrel or the chipmunk. Right?

[Bobbo]

I mean, what about that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are they real nuts or is he talking about getting a nut nut?

[Bobbo]

No, chipmunks. Store and eat nuts.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. But you're like, my nuts are cold and woo. I got a big nut.

[Bobbo]

You have to use your imagination. His nuts are stored up in a tree and it's 10 degrees outside. His nuts are cold. The nuts are cold. Frozen. And they're frozen right now. You know, whatever. Whatever he said today.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why is he such a little. Why is he such. Such a little, you know, cigarette smoking, alcohol chasing.

[Bobbo]

I think.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it you? I think that's your character.

[Bobbo]

I think I can speak from experience. He may have a bit of that little man complex. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Chipmunks are like that.

[Bobbo]

Never, never scared, you know, not gonna.

[JD Ryan]

Do not want to mess with it in a bar. You just don't.

[Bobbo]

Right, Right.

[JD Ryan]

Billy Bob's one time. I get. I never. I won't talk about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you take your woman with you.

[JD Ryan]

To St. Thomas in the islands? No, she had to work, so I just hung out, had a great time.

[Bobbo]

What the. How do you get away with that?

[JD Ryan]

She had to work.

[Bobbo]

Our old lady would shoot me dead.

[JD Ryan]

I go down there every year. It's my family. I didn't go down there with a topless dancer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is she not your family now?

[Bobbo]

She's supposed to know.

[Charlie]

But you found one, right?

[JD Ryan]

She would. No. It's a private little island.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you all gonna have babies? No. God help us, no.

[JD Ryan]

Anyway, we went over to Bridget, British Virgin Island.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is she too old to have another baby?

[JD Ryan]

We're past all that crap. Nobody wants that stuff.

[Charlie]

She doesn't.

[JD Ryan]

I want you have babies.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She doesn't want to have the child of J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Dear God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The next broadcasting genius.

[JD Ryan]

She's seen what I've already done with them. The next podcasting genius. I think I missed that window by about 40 years. Anyway. No, we had a great time with the Anagata, which is a cool little British version of island, but you don't care about that. Well, I mean I. Lobsters on the beach, man. I'm sorry. I hate.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But rock lobsters, they don't suck, but they're nothing like main lobsters. I don't think you like them.

[JD Ryan]

They're pretty delicious.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are they?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, pretty awesome. It doesn't hurt that you're having it on a blue water beach.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you go to the nude beach?

[JD Ryan]

Nude beach? They don't really have that many in St. Thomas in the Virgin Island.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, they do because I was on a cruise and we find them.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the French islands do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Saint Martin.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Saint Martin does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So is it illegal to have be naked on the beach? It's not normal.

[JD Ryan]

It's not normal. No, it's not normal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you see some high quality tail?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, just stupid.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did they know who you were?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you take pictures on the beach?

[JD Ryan]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, here we go. He went around snapping photos on the beach.

[Charlie]

Oh, here's the perv.

[JD Ryan]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you have.

[Bobbo]

I shouldn't show you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you have your phone hanging around your neck like a Chinaman with a heart on.

[Bobbo]

See anybody with a brown eye?

[Caller]

Eye?

[JD Ryan]

No, they're my brown eye girls.

[Caller]

Hold on.

[JD Ryan]

I'll see if I can't pull. You know, these are just sickening. I shouldn't show you any of this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, you need to dump this guy that's on. Hold off. He doesn't need to be listening to this. Might highly offend someone. Oh, let me see, let me see, let me see. Well, that's a cute booty.

[JD Ryan]

Some booties.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wow. She. She's there with her man. Oh, wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

JD Is a perv, Turley. He is. He went around. Is that. Is that your sister and her husband.

[Charlie]

So what he puts on Facebook is just like photos of turtles and stuff like that, but on your phone. Holy cow.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Why aren't you putting this on Facebook?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. I think you should. Yeah. I work.

[JD Ryan]

I work for a quality CBS affiliate in Dallas. It would not appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bobo, have you ever been to nude beach?

[JD Ryan]

You're on the phone, Jack.

[Charlie]

Papo chopped it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He didn't give it. He broke your phone. He's. So was the football game any good? I missed it. Which one? The Monday night. The Philly game.

[Charlie]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it was.

[Charlie]

It's like watching scabs, basically.

[Bobbo]

It was a preseason game, dude.

[JD Ryan]

They put Tony in for one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what I'm realizing about these seats that I have? They're too high. And it's because price wise or altitude price. Right. Okay. They're on the part of the good section. Okay. So no one wants to. The face value is so expensive. Expensive that when you go try to shake them, nobody wants to buy them. Is this true statement early? I mean, I can't sell the. For what I gave for them.

[Charlie]

I bet you could for the playoffs.

[JD Ryan]

Now, do you get playoffs when you buy those? If they go to the playoffs, you get some. Or you have to buy that separately. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Separately.

[Charlie]

Did you buy it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Okay. Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

So you have playoff tickets.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But you have to pay for the preseason at the same. I'm not going to do it again next year.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's a rip.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it's a terrible rip.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But this could be the year. So if we go to the Super Bowl, I may get in the lottery and get a ticket. What are the odds, do you know? Are they 20%, 10% of them making the Super Bowl? Okay, no. So if the Cowboys go to the bowl, season ticket holders get put in a lottery.

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's probably 20 because the other teams has to get them too. And they have. I don't know.

[Charlie]

And they. They take a lot away for the Super Bowl. I mean, a lot for corporate stuff like that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So maybe out of. Out of all the hundred percent season ticket holders, they give ten win the lottery to get a slot on each side.

[JD Ryan]

Who's doing the halftime? Do you know? They may care.

[Bobbo]

Lady Gaga.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, is it right? He's so good. He's so good.

[Bobbo]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you watch Mariah on New Year's?

[Bobbo]

No, I saw the video.

[JD Ryan]

It was funny.

[Charlie]

Yeah, she got screwed by the sound crew back.

[JD Ryan]

Get screwed by these sound.

[Charlie]

Well, she does lip sync. Everybody knows that. That's not the surprise. But if you can't hear yourself, you can't lip sync. Right.

[JD Ryan]

It's just odd that the dancers. Nobody else seemed to know what was going on but her.

[Charlie]

But she couldn't hear her vocals, though, that she was supposed to lip sync too.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Charlie]

That's what I'm talking about.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think anybody did it on purpose. I don't think Dick Clark wants that kind of.

[Charlie]

I don't think they do.

[JD Ryan]

His production company.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So is Kid Cratic?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I heard someone refer to Kid Cric this week online.

[JD Ryan]

Show's still on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

He's been dead three years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We were in a programming meeting one day. Yeah. And they were talking about Kid this and Kid that and Kid this. I said, y' all know that Kid Krat dead, right?

[Caller]

He's dead.

[Charlie]

He passed.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they were like, that's not cool, dude. What now it's Kid Nation.

[JD Ryan]

It's Kid.

[Caller]

Kid Nation.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. The show's still on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're gonna ride that. I mean, how long are they gonna ride that?

[JD Ryan]

Dead Horse Nation? Three years at least so far.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Three years and going strong. That new station they put on is not what I expected.

[JD Ryan]

102.1 in Dallas. What is. What did you expect?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I expected the bridge off of xm.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

It's not that I like it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's fine. Yeah, what is it? It's. It's What? Cavia was three years ago. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Top 40, soft rocks.

[JD Ryan]

Goes to. Madonna. Goes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Thriller.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it goes to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's.

[JD Ryan]

It's a real.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not bad.

[JD Ryan]

That's kind of what it is.

[Charlie]

If you like that music.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you still spinning the hits on your dude?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Same slot this year.

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Afternoons.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we do, but there are only two of us, so we share a lot of duties in the station. You know, we've a. Got really funky little format, dude. If you ever listen. I mean, everything from Prince, Air Supply, Zeppelin, Skinner. I'm telling you, if you mix it right, you can do it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you have not seen the Muscle Shs Sound movie, dude, that's great.

[Bobbo]

I would love to see it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you seen.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, last night.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's so good, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's the best. I mean, if you're a musicologist, like you are, it is.

[Charlie]

Is it on Netflix or Amazon?

[JD Ryan]

Or Netflix?

[Bobbo]

Every year I learn about another artist that went down there and did something. Paul Simon. I read his biography recently. When he first went out solo, he was nervous to play without Garfunkel in his group. And those Muscle Shoals guys. Everything from back then. Mother and Child reunion and still crazy after all these years. That's Muscle Shoals.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's good. It's a good place.

[Bobbo]

Paul Davis was a Muscle Shoals guy. I never knew that.

[JD Ryan]

I just thought it was a lyric in a Doobie Brothers tune.

[Bobbo]

It's a Skinner.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You mean a Skinner Skinner.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I'm trying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They've got the Swampers.

[Bobbo]

We gotta get the Doobie Brothers in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The hall of fame. Since we brought Tripping Daisy back and we brought the Starplex back. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How many years have they refused to acknowledge that that's the Coca Cola Starplex in South.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not Coca Cola anymore. But it is the Star.

[Bobbo]

No, but Starplex. I mean, it's the Starplex. Hey, where are you going?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Starplex.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. That's stupid.

[Bobbo]

Where did we see Joe Walsh? Starplex. Right.

[Charlie]

So basically they didn't get a sponsor. They're going back to Starplex.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nobody says, well, you know, Nokia center or whatever it's called now. This week is not. I ran into Mark Bauman, who's my old rep for Clear Channel, and he runs it now. And he said, we lost our name sponsor three years ago, but we just left it because nobody wants to pay it. So we left it. No Nokia.

[Charlie]

Because everybody knew it as that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

At the beginning. Interesting. Well, Nokia's gone, right. Pretty much.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are they? Well, what's it called now? It's not called Verizon.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, my SuperPages.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Give me the VIN.com Super Center. That sounds cheap.

[Charlie]

Yeah, real cheap, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sounds cheap.

[Bobbo]

Sounds like your own deal. You buy this Ridgely theater up here up the street.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Street. Right from the gas pipe. The gas pipe, the gas pipe.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Little red Robin Hood, give me the vin.com theater.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We could do the show from the stage like Prairie Home Companion live from.

[Bobbo]

The Jeanette Wolf Theater. I could see it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. We didn't fight the whole time we were gone.

[Bobbo]

That's nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's amazing is what it is.

[Bobbo]

Awesome. Have you ever done that?

[JD Ryan]

Your relationship's gotten a lot better.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

God. We used to fight. We go on stuff. My. My ex. My children's mother, man, we just got in public and it got weird.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I've done that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I got her a new car for Christmas and the payment is the same as it was on the old one.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she's driving.09. That's a good deal. But I'll tell you, when you're there signing up, you still feel. And I'm not gonna say where because I like the guy that owns the place. Completely feel like you're getting.

[Bobbo]

What are you doing to me, dude?

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I know my. Yeah. And I was like, y' all are me. And I don't see where. Because it was a lease. I went back the next day and like I said, I want to recontract it because I know. Yeah. I went back and re contracted it again and we went through the whole thing again. I'm like, I don't see where they're me, but I know they're. They're me. I just can't see it. And it's worse because it's me, because I'm the guru and I don't want to give them the bragging rights of me when I leave here. We John Wolf, y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Bobbo]

Wolfie, man, we knocked his head off.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know. They got me. I just don't see where.

[Bobbo]

You know how car guys talk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The leases, though, you gotta pay full taxes on the leases for the full amount.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

How's that Good deal? Because it's going to lose.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you just. You look at the total money you're spending during the lease term.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Versus buying it. And like me, I can project. Okay, well, this is what I think it's going to bring. Three years out with this many miles. And the lease was 10,000 better.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

We had a DNM rep hanging around a few weeks ago, real cool guy. And I talked to him for 10 or 15 minutes after the show and it really does work out. If you've got the credit and you've got the investment in the balloon ready, due at signing. Whatever's due at signing. It really is an advantageous deal. Now I drive cars until the fucking wheels fall off. So I'm not an ideal lease customer.

[Charlie]

Bob is gonna have to put two tops on that Camaro by time it's done.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why?

[Charlie]

Probably he's gonna be driving the hell out of that top will go before the car does.

[Bobbo]

I very rarely put the top down, man. And I only soft brush it. No auto car wash. Well, it's because.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It'S 17 degrees outside today.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was steaming out there at about 10 o' clock this morning as the direct sunlight first hit it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you ever been out hunting and leaned against a tree and pinched one off and walked away in the cold? It's steaming.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, what an awkward moment.

[Bobbo]

Pinch.

[Charlie]

John was thinking of.

[Bobbo]

For some reason you said pinch one off and I was thinking rub one out. Like why would I do that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We don't all go out into the woods to masturbate.

[Bobbo]

Why would I? That's what I was thinking. No, I don't. I don't go out to the woods for that either.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A steamy. A hunter steamer.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, what am I, a migrant farm?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know, I know a buddy.

[Bobbo]

I got a house.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know a buddy that did that. So he plants is two feet against, you know, we're like a foot away from the tree, right? And he leans back, pulls his britches down around his ankles, leans back to the tree where it's holding him up. He's sitting in the toilet position got. And he slipped and landed in his.

[Charlie]

Oh no, that's disgusting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And his initials are KM and he's a great hunter. And he's a car buddy of mine.

[Charlie]

And he's got shitty ass too.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's got shitty ass. And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I think we'll wrap it up. I gotta do these reviews. Let me locker out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolfe]

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[Charlie]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

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