#79 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #79

Date: February 12, 2026
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Summary by [Expert Summarizer]

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, dives into the usual mix of humor and banter around cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll. The central theme is a potential end to the show’s broadcast on ZZO in Pennsylvania due to concerns from corporate radio programmers that the show is “too rough and edgy” for northeastern markets. John, co-hosts, and listeners passionately discuss the show's fate, the realities of scaling a car-buying business, and the absurdity of modern radio censorship. There are also frequent live calls about used cars interspersed with offbeat riffs on football, Trump, parenting, broadcast politics, and more.

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Episode Highlights and Key Discussion Points

1. The "Too Rough for New York" Debate

• Announcement of Show Cancellation in Pennsylvania:

  • John shares that this may be the last ZZO broadcast, explaining the economics and business strategy behind their attempted northeast market expansion.
    “This could be our last show today up there. I canceled it. ...the fundamentals and logistics of the business side of Give Me The VIN on the backside, it’s a bear.” (03:45-04:22)
  • Table banter about radio programmers finding the show “too rough, too edgy, too Texan, too non-PC” for New York and other metro markets.
    “They think we're too rough. They think we're too edgy.” (06:39)
    “When you’re too rough for New York, then you might be a Dallas Cowboy.” (09:16)

• Listener Reactions:

  • Several callers from Pennsylvania express frustration about losing the show.
    • “You can’t do that. I live every weekend for Tony Romo’s dad.” (06:16, Listener from Albrightsville, PA)
    • “Last show? That’s a joke. I grew up listening to Howard Stern... The morning show ZZO got on is... rougher. Which is great. I love it.” (13:03, Ben from Allentown area)

• Programmer Criticism Letter:

  • The crew reads and mocks a letter from northeast programmers listing reasons the show is “unacceptable,” including off-color humor, “lesbian football talk,” misogyny, “porn talk,” and a tasteless Kurt Cobain joke.
    “They brought up... lesbian football talk, a very, very bad joke on Kurt Cobain’s death... still very misogynistic, strippers, use the word 'my old lady'...” (07:54 et seq.)

• Response to Criticism:

  • The team lampoons the image of “Texas talk” and stereotypes about hillbillies.
  • Debate whether talk radio can truly ever fit big markets if it isn’t sanitized. “I wonder what's gonna happen in the Trump administration—you think it's gonna change when the President says things that are worse than that?” (82:04)

2. Inside the GiveMeTheVIN Car-Buying Operation

• How the Business Works:

  • John describes the scale (~1,000 cars/month), average profit per car, and the challenges of regional logistics.
    “I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars. About 1,000 a month. I make about 300 bucks a car.” (16:22, 52:34, 87:04, repeated in ad promos)
  • Detailed Q&A about specific car buy/sell offers, software and appraisal process, and the “dealer friend in the business” ethos.
  • Tips for callers on prepping car info for online offers.

• Notable Interactions:

  • Humor about not wanting to buy junk cars, references to chlamydia, CarMax, and the various types of callers.
  • On competitive offers:
    “If I can't beat your CarMax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can’t beat them all, but I beat them most the time.” (23:09, 143:25)

3. Listener Calls & Running Jokes

• Open Phone Lines:

  • Calls from Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Hawaii, Texas, and more.
  • Regulars and first-timers check in to ask about football, comment on the show’s humor/reputation, and get car bids.

• Running Gags and Memorable Bits:

  • “Tony Romo’s Dad” skits satirizing the Dallas Cowboys and Packers rivalry, football culture, and sports dad stereotypes.
    “Tony, he go to Hickory Farms... buy a hundred pounds of cheeses, he bought cheese in one pound hunks just like a football...” (93:12)
  • Fake calls from “Rush Limbaugh” and Charles Brotman on censorship and inaugurations, lampooning conservative talk radio and U.S. politics.
  • Bizarre stories about Jessica Simpson’s roommate, paying for a friend’s abortion, and the string of deaths on Facebook.
  • Creative analogies (“It’s like gays in the military—just not the way we do it…” (126:30))

4. Cars, Sex, Sports and Rock & Roll

• Car Talk:

  • Dozens of car appraisals live on-air, with John quickly quoting numbers, discussing market trends, lease tips, and color/value tradeoffs.
    “I think the best option that car manufacturers offer today is the color white...You cannot go wrong with white.” (107:15)
  • Listeners learn why market value is so much lower than retail online, and why certain trades are hard to sell.

• Sports Talk:

  • Breakdown of upcoming Dallas Cowboys vs. Packers and Texans vs. Patriots playoff games.
  • Bets, spreads, and the nationwide obsession with football.
  • J.D. shares news on heart attack rates rising during Super Bowl Sunday; debate on kids’ football after Bo Jackson’s warning about head injuries.

• Parenting and Social Commentary:

  • Long aside about rearing kids right, work ethic, and city vs. country lessons.
  • Satirical solution for “hot young teachers” in schools: “I think they need to take hot teachers under 25 and make them teach elementary.” (65:10)

• Classic Rock Debates:

  • Arguments over Lynyrd Skynyrd vs. Led Zeppelin, musical taste, and anecdotes about legendary bands and recordings.

• Memorable Quotes:

  • “When you’re too rough for New York, go to Moscow.” (09:30)
  • “We're Saturday Morning Live for many listeners—I just keep on keeping on.” (81:12)
  • “Lunch Lady Lane by Adam Sandler hate[s] those children.” (65:43)
  • “You’re not going to find hookers in his closet. You’re going to find an 8th grade teacher.” (64:05)

• Absurdist Humor & Outrageous Analogies:

  • “If we talked about cars for four hours, what they want, we’d get 0.0 ratings and they’d call me and tell me we’re screwing up their station.” (151:30)

5. Top Ten at Ten: "Other Things the Russians Have Done"

• Comedy segment lampoons Russiagate, with claims that the Russians:
  • Helped Rocky win in Rocky II and IV
  • Keep Rush Limbaugh on radio
  • Made Sesame Street’s Elmo red (“Tickle Me, Comrade”)
  • Hacked Titanic’s GPS
  • Killed Paul McCartney in 1966
  • ...and more.
    (75:00-76:28)

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Noteworthy Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Relationships and Ages:
  "Take your age, divide it by two and add seven years. That is the optimal mate age.” – John (02:29)
• On Radio Censorship:
  “When I was reading that review, also they brought up... lesbian football talk, a very, very bad joke on Kurt Cobain’s death, still very misogynistic, strippers, use the word ‘my old lady’…” – John (07:54)
• Listener on Losing the Show:
  "I'm pissed. Last show? That's a joke. I grew up listening to Howard Stern…[others] are rougher." – Ben, PA Caller (13:03)
• On Hot Teachers and 8th Graders:
  “I think they need to […] make all hot teachers under 25 teach elementary. I’m not gonna do that…” – John (65:10)
• Football, Kids, & Work Ethic:
  “I want a place where I can take my sons…raise them right. The only way I know…I was raised…I like the way I was raised.” – John (122:29)
• On Market Strategy:
  “My partner up there’s the largest wholesaler in the country. They buy and sell a thousand cars a week... But there’s not enough flow coming out of that small market to stop and develop a department.” – John on why the PA market can’t justify the overhead (136:06)

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Structurally Significant Timestamps

• The ZZO/"Too Edgy" for Northeast Market Conversation: 03:45–10:25, 23:54–25:40, 76:49–81:20
• Listener Call Highlights on Show Cancellation: 06:14, 13:03, 54:05, 113:31
• "Tony Romo’s Dad" Comedy Segments: 91:18–96:14
• Top Ten at Ten (Russians’ Secret Influence): 75:00–76:28
• Leasing, Trade-ins, and Market Advice: 129:06–134:10, 143:25
• Parenting Riffs/Work Ethic: 122:26–124:57
• Pearls of Absurd Car Buying Wisdom: Recurring from 16:22, 52:34, 87:04, 106:08
• Criticism Letter Debates: 79:31–82:00, 148:12–151:41

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Closing Thoughts

The episode encapsulates The John Clay Wolfe Show’s signature blend of irreverence, rapid-fire banter, inside industry talk, and cultural commentary. The “too rough for New York” storyline dominates, providing both catharsis and comedy for the crew and listeners. Despite the threatened end of ZZO broadcasts, audience loyalty is evident, and John’s business transparency and showmanship remain central.

To contact, sell your car, or catch future streams:
Visit GiveMeTheVIN.com and look for John Clay Wolfe’s full archive on PodBean or local affiliates.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Bob.

[C]

Oh, yo, yo, yo. What's happening? Ah, come on, you can tell me.

[A]

What time did you get up?

[C]

What time did I get up?

[A]

Yeah. 3:00am really?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you get drunk last night?

[C]

No.

[A]

A little bit.

[C]

I, you know, I had a drink or two or three.

[A]

Yeah. What'd you have?

[C]

Vodka rocks. Two. And I made a delicious stir fry.

[A]

I mean, like some people just grab a beer for the evening. You two vodka straights.

[C]

Yeah. With orange juice. Not enough orange juice to call it a screwdriver, though. That wouldn't be true.

[D]

No.

[A]

And what time was that?

[C]

More of a vodka spritzer.

[A]

What time was your vodka mainline?

[C]

4 and 5.

[D]

Is this the pot talking to the kettle tie off.

[A]

I didn't get drunk.

[D]

Okay. I'm just asking.

[A]

No, I. I wanted to.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I'm jealous.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

So I wanted to hear about Boba's. There we go.

[C]

No, I gotta.

[D]

I gotta like asking your buddy about getting good sex.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

So you guys tell me about it.

[A]

Well, I've had plenty.

[D]

I know, I'm quite aware.

[A]

Am I smiling?

[D]

Well, I'm jealous. You are?

[A]

I get. Marrying a younger woman is. Has perks.

[C]

No doubt.

[D]

Is highly recommended.

[A]

13 years. Yeah, it's a good spread. Take a woman's age. No, take your age, divide it by two and add seven years.

[D]

That works.

[A]

And that is the optimal mate age.

[D]

When I was 40.

[A]

Your age divided by two and add seven years.

[C]

All right, so I need a 30 year old. That ain't no spring duck. God, I'm getting old.

[D]

When I was 37, I was dating a 21 year old, so that's about right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close enough, close enough, close enough. 15 used to be my spread. Yeah, 15. 15 back. Yeah.

[A]

Why is that?

[D]

Because mentally, that's how old I am. I'm sorry that you asked.

[C]

Did you have a drink last night, young man? Jd?

[D]

Oh, yes, I certainly did. Little cocktail, Ocean Spray. Did you check they got a new flavor?

[A]

Sean, this. Call this. This?

[D]

Actually, I'll be. I'll be sober eight years on the 26th.

[A]

Is it potted up? There she goes. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Die hards up in. Not Die Hards. Good fans, friends, buddies up in Pennsylvania, in Allentown. Wzzo. This could be our last show today up there.

[C]

Really?

[A]

I canceled it.

[D]

Why?

[A]

Yeah, I'm not tired of it. I'm just tired of the. We went up there. We went up there with a mission to basically warm up on WZCO in Allentown. All right. And then grow and go ahead and take over the Northeast to D.C. baltimore, New York City, Philly. We got cleared on Pitt, but it's all or nothing, really.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

We don't need to be up there just on Wednesday. The radio show's easy. That's cool. That's no problem.

[E]

Right.

[A]

But the fundamentals and logistics of the business side of Give me the VIN on the backside, it's a bear. Yeah, it's a.

[C]

No doubt.

[A]

So screwing around up there for a small market doesn't make any sense. It's actually losing money.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So we have to go ahead and finish it on off or pull out. Now, as far as the radio show, if y' all want to write the program director up there and tell them that you want to leave the radio show, and I'll be glad to leave it on. I love you guys.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And we. We've actually gotten more fanfare out of that market.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Per capita. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, they love us.

[A]

Yeah. But. But we went. We went in there as a package. We're going to do the radio show on the weekends, and the Give me the VIN spots will run all week. And we're. And. And we've got these drivers, and we've got all this machine to install up there, but we. We. We keep running into roadblocks.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

On the rest of the markets.

[D]

Makes sense.

[A]

Anyway.

[D]

There's a lot. Yeah, there's tons of markets out there. That one doesn't work.

[A]

No, no, that one's working.

[D]

You're not hearing, but you're saying the logistics of moving stuff around is harder. You're running into block.

[A]

You're not hearing me either, you monkey man. To do it to. To install the. Give me the VIN system right. In the Northeast, we've got to be on, you know, major market radio on several. Allentown is what we're on wz. We're on Wichita Falls, Pennsylvania. No, we're on Oklahoma sn. We're on mid market, small market, Pennsylvania.

[D]

You need to be on more to make it work?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

New York City. The classic rock ride in New York City out of. Out of Philly. We're not on Philly. We're on Allentown, Poconos. The edges of Jersey and New York State. It's a great place. And if you look at the. There's still a million people in the. In the listening area, but there's. God, a gazillion people up there on the. Good morning. You're on there. Hey. Hey.

[E]

I just heard John say they're going to cancel zzo.

[A]

Man.

[E]

You can't do that. I live every weekend for Tony Romo's dad.

[D]

And go.

[A]

Are you. Where do you live?

[E]

Albrightsville in Pennsylvania.

[A]

Well, I just sent him a cancellation letter. Because I'll read y' all this letter later that, that I got from. From, from an opinion up there on. On some of the other markets about the show.

[D]

Opinion from who?

[A]

From programming.

[D]

Oh, well, that.

[A]

They think we're too rough. They think we're too edgy.

[E]

Come on.

[D]

They're worried that we're too edgy.

[E]

Make sure I'm in the truck every Saturday, 11 o' clock in the morning so I can hear Tony.

[A]

I'm telling you, we've had more feedback out of you guys in that area. Per capita. It's, it's. I, I could tell. And the program directors up there have told us that the listeners really like us and have asked a lot for the fourth hour. And, and I don't know, I just. It's not you guys at all. It's D.C. and New York City. We've got to be on those two big places to make this work. And they think we're too non PC and too rough for New York.

[E]

Dc, New York City, man. You gotta say.

[A]

Gotta say. I, I hear you. I mean, what. Where are they coming from?

[D]

Seriously, These are programmers that just feel the need to say something.

[C]

Yeah, but that's the way today.

[D]

They've been to programming school.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

They're reading a book.

[A]

Thank you. Thanks for calling in too edgy.

[D]

You don't even know your audience, dude.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about programmers.

[C]

ZZO is a great, great station, though. I listen to it quite a bit at home.

[A]

It is. I'll read it later. It's hilarious. The, the, the review that the lady wrote. Or man. I don't know if it was a man or woman wrote on us. Don't. Don't do it. You don't think so?

[C]

No, no, no. I Mean, I'm just saying. Yeah, you're right.

[A]

Oh, it's hilarious.

[C]

I disagree with the letter.

[A]

I mean, she's got good points. I keep saying she. They really got upset about lesbian football talk, did they? Lesbian football talk.

[D]

That's. That's what did it.

[A]

That was the button that was in. In the points of interest were lesbian football talk a very, very bad joke on Kurt Cobain's death.

[D]

Oh, that's always funny.

[A]

I was. Sorry. Still very misogynistic.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Strippers use the word my old lady.

[D]

Okay, I see where you're going.

[A]

I don't know where I'm going. I don't. I don't. I'm confused.

[C]

You know, my. My boss.

[A]

My old lady is cool with it. All right, all right.

[D]

It says.

[A]

And I mean, she gets up in the morning and cooks me breakfast and rubs my feet, and it gets me ready for this show. She gets me in the right state of mind to. To do this show for you program directors. I mean, if that's not. That's not misogynistic.

[D]

No, not at all.

[A]

This woman gets my mind elevated.

[C]

That's what it is about this thing. You gotta have the little. The little woman back home keeping the home fires banging, you know?

[A]

I do now.

[C]

Nights out. Saturday night, that's for the goombah.

[A]

Tonight we're going out. The boys are going out.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Tonight the boys are going out.

[D]

Too rough for New York. That's the funniest thing.

[A]

When you're too rough for New York, then you might be a Dallas Cowboy.

[D]

You do it.

[C]

Where do we go after that? I mean, if we're too rough for New York, should we look into Detroit?

[D]

Maybe Moscow?

[C]

What's the deal?

[A]

When you're too rough for New York, go to Moscow. You got a good point.

[D]

Chicago.

[C]

You know what got me about that letter, John?

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you call them, we'll bid your car also. Or you can just call it. We're opening the lines to the. Open the toll free line.

[C]

Here's the thing.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800, Raider. Yeah, Bob.

[C]

Texas talk. What is that? They keep saying that we do a bunch of Texas talk.

[A]

We're in Texas and we have a lot. All of our affiliates are in greater Texas region.

[D]

So the people that call in happen to be from Texas.

[A]

Well, or Oklahoma or Arkansas or Louisiana, which is all kind of the south here. And that's the only station that we have in the Northeast, right? So she's right. We have not changed our entire delivery. Just impress her.

[C]

No, but we're not just hillbillies.

[A]

I keep saying her. It may be a he.

[D]

Could be a he.

[A]

I'm not a hillbilly. You're the one that lives in the small town. Your town had a KKK revival in the Sheriff Posse Rodeo grounds 15 years ago in Bowie, Texas. They really did.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's where Baba lives. I think we should get rid of him Just because of that.

[C]

Get rid of. Get rid of me?

[D]

Collateral damage. We're sorry. We've got to let you go.

[C]

What am I gonna do with my Saturday morning?

[A]

He was born in booy.

[D]

Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, it's not like we get on the radio and talk like this.

[A]

Good morning. Yeah.

[D]

Live from the stockyards, here we go.

[A]

It's the Dallas Cowboys. Jimmy, you know, you know there's nothing worse than I, you know, that I hate than me, a bunch of Philadelphia Eagles and New York Jews.

[D]

Ain't nothing worse. Ain't nothing worth of a mighty fine.

[A]

Good morning, Allentown.

[C]

We're coming to you live from the.

[A]

Top of the world studios. Yeah.

[C]

Here at the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Center of the universe, Texas.

[A]

Hey, Fort Worth stockyard. Here's something.

[C]

Give us a call about your car.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Good morning. Your other ear.

[E]

Yeah. You said if you couldn't beat a CarMax deal. $100.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay, well, I went to the website, uploaded my pictures and everything, and y' all wouldn't even make me an offer on my car. CarMax would. Does that mean you owe me a hundred dollars?

[A]

Oh, I sent you an offer. I'd sent you one of those letters. It's called a POS letter. Do you know what POS stands for?

[E]

No.

[A]

Oh, what did they. What did CarMax pay you?

[C]

Position of sympathy.

[E]

It was back in the email, and it said that y' all wouldn't even make me an offer on my car.

[A]

What did CarMax give you for it?

[E]

They would have given me at least 500 for it.

[A]

Okay, what we. What we sent you is that we're sorry that we don't buy junk. And that was what we told you. That's what the letter said. In nice way. But, yeah, I'll beat it. I mean, send me the letter for 500 and I'll beat it. I just don't want it. I just don't like buying junk. That was really what we said. Did you sell it to CarMax?

[E]

No, I'm a total.

[A]

All right, send me the Letter. I'll beat it. I'll make another 100 bucks. Thanks. Care. I don't want to buy junk. I'm not aggressively going to go look for women with their teeth out that might have chlamydia, but I will hook him up with baba. Where are you from? Where you live? Garland. Yeah, that makes Sense. Good morning, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who's this?

[E]

This is Ben calling from 20 miles east of Allentown.

[A]

Okay, Ben, Ben, what's up?

[E]

I'm pissed. I'm pissed. Last show. That's a joke. I grew up listening to Howard Stern.

[A]

Coming out of New York City.

[E]

Yeah, the morning show ZZO got on is worse than you guys. I mean, better, actually, but roughly.

[A]

Oh, you mean rougher? Rougher.

[E]

It is.

[A]

It is.

[E]

Which is great. I love it.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

Perfect for this market. It's the joke. I'm pissed.

[A]

I. I hear you. I mean, we've been up there for, like, six months, and we were supposed to do this for, like, six weeks and then grow into the rest of the markets. They just kept kicking the can. Kicking the can, kicking the can. And now they call me a misogynistic. A misogynistic. Bad joke. Telling. Yeah, racist Texan, basically.

[D]

That was it.

[A]

And that's not. That's not the ZZO guys. That. That's out of New York City.

[E]

Listen, I gotta pull my truck off the road when Tony Romo's dad comes on, so I don't drive off the road.

[A]

Well, I appreciate that, dude, and I hope. I hope I'm wrong. I hope we work something out next week and figure this out. So. But if we. If we don't, then it's been fun, and I really appreciate you guys support up there.

[D]

I think you're still streaming.

[E]

Can we get you on the Internet?

[A]

Absolutely. We're on 16 stations. Just go to iHeartRadio and log in to Dallas's radio station 92.5 or Houston's radio station, the Buzz.

[E]

So, yeah, I hope I don't have to do it, but I'll do it if I got to.

[A]

Thanks for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[C]

Raider.

[A]

What's the time show? I need a clock.

[D]

8:20.

[A]

How much time do I have?

[D]

Central Time.

[A]

One minute. I have one minute. I felt in my bottom of my. Of my manhood that the. The time was.

[D]

That's where you felt it.

[A]

I felt it in my manhood.

[D]

You have a clock in a strange place.

[A]

I do. Some people have like an equipment operator have a bubble in their butt. Yeah, I have a clock in my manhood. It's that time again. What time?

[C]

Ah, you just lost a listening.

[A]

Of course. The name of the website that buys all the cars. Give me the vi n. Put them on hold. Give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com. good morning. Who's this?

[E]

John?

[A]

Yeah, this is John. You're on the air.

[E]

Well, I heard. This is open line. I had a story for you about my truck.

[A]

Well, can it hold? Because we have to go to break right now and it is the open and I like to hear it. Okay, hang on. 800-800-Radio. Go to. Give me the vin.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Good morning, Allentown, Pennsylvania on ZZ Morning. The listeners in Oklahoma City on the brew, of course, Our home base, 92.5. Lone Star in Dallas. The Buzzards in Houston. There's more. Hell, I forget them all. We'll be back in a minute. Oh, New Orleans, Bad brew and all you guys. Yeah. We'll be right back.

[C]

The Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars. About 1,000amonth. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do in n out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

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Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Good Lord. Mellow yellow.

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Chill out, baby. Happy Saturday.

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Happy Saturday.

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Breathe deep the gathering gloom we all just are.

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We all took our bhc loaded gummy.

[D]

Bears too rough for New York, so we're gonna back it out a little bit. This is Meditation Radio. Good morning. I'm John.

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I'm John.

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Welcome to your center. Breathe. And breathe out. Breathe in. Hold it. Breathe.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Who's this? Hello. Hey, you're on the air. What you got?

[E]

Oh, hey, hey. I've got a I've got a couple utility trucks. They're F350s with V10s in them.

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They're Fords.

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Okay. What. What part of the world are you in?

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Oklahoma City.

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All right.

[E]

Actually in Che.

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Okay. Are they okay? Have you already loaded them on the website?

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Pardon me?

[A]

Have you already loaded them on the website?

[E]

No, I haven't. I'm doing this for my boss.

[A]

Okay, do this. Go to.

[E]

Get him a solid.

[A]

Give. Listen. Go to give me the vin. Vin. Give me the vin. And put the first one in. And put the second one in. Put the next one. How many you have? And then we will. They'll grab me after the show. Because utility trucks, my buyers, aren't very. They don't have any experience with them, but I do. So I'll look at them and bid them after the show.

[E]

I've been listening to your show for about three weeks now, and I love the hell out of it.

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Oklahoma City.

[E]

Pardon me?

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And you're in Oklahoma City.

[E]

Well, absent chick. Oklahoma.

[A]

Same thing. I'm glad to hear it, man. Glad to hear it. Thank you, sir.

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But I was one to get my.

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Boss A new 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Renee. Good morning on the air.

[E]

Hey, John. Long time listener.

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Long time listener, first time caller. Hello. Go ahead.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

Hello. Sorry.

[E]

Long time listener. I listen to you guys every Saturday morning when I'm cooking around the house. I went by CarMax. I've got a 15 Cadillac Escalade. CarMax gave me 53. I've got a local dealership offering me 54 on trade, and I wanted to see what your guys.

[A]

So are you gonna. Why didn't you already take those deals?

[E]

Want to get the best deal possible.

[A]

Okay, makes sense. So I advertise. If I don't beat Carmax all up.54 on trade. That, that, that. Do you just want to sell it or do you want to trade it?

[E]

Well, if I can get more than what I owe, then I'm gonna sell outright.

[A]

Okay, so I will. It's a. It's a 15 escalade. Is it a platinum?

[E]

It is.

[A]

How many miles? 10,000. What color? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the right car if it has a clean Carfax, which it does, or these guys wouldn't have given you this much. I'll give you another thousand. I'll give you 55,000. If I give you 55,000, do I buy it?

[E]

Absolutely. It's yours.

[A]

I really buy it. It's not some strokey deal. No, sir.

[E]

It's Yours. If you give me 55,000, I'll. I just go to givemetheven.com right.

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Load it in and we'll come pick it up.

[E]

All right, will do, John.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What? Bob, you gotta turn his mic. That was.

[C]

That was easy.

[A]

What was easy? Oh, what's that damn squirrel sitting on your shoulder? That's a chipmunk.

[D]

It's a chipmunk.

[C]

Seriously, he gets mad rusty.

[D]

He's bizarre. He just comes in here and jumps on him.

[A]

Hey, guys, what's going on? Cowboys weekend, man. Texas. Texas. Texas. Hello. And the Texans.

[D]

Yeah, Texas.

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Texas. Here's a little advice from the book of Randy.

[D]

Yeah, Book of Randy.

[A]

Have y' all noticed a lot of out of towners hanging around? Yeah, a lot of four wheel drive vehicles and people with scarves. Scarves and cheese head hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Green Bay Packers. And they all talk like this. No, I'm gonna go out to Dallas and beat the Cowboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Take off there.

[A]

Yeah. That Prescott's a chip. So a chipmunk is doing an impersonation of a Middle Easterner.

[D]

No, of a Green Bay Packer.

[A]

Yeah. Julius Pepper. She's gonna shock Doc Prescott. 20 teams.

[D]

I think we went to Scotland for a minute.

[A]

I'm just having a little fun. But let me tell you something about these Wisconians.

[D]

Yes, what is it, Randy?

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I believe that's the correct term.

[D]

Wisconians. Well, just call them cheese heads.

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They like that.

[A]

People from Wisconsin.

[D]

Got it.

[A]

They will shoot a chipmunk right from the car because they think that's what everybody in Texas does. And they don't have policemen in Wisconsin.

[D]

Yes, they do.

[A]

Except in Milwaukee.

[D]

No, they do have policemen. That's what I heard all over.

[A]

Hey, and listen, they're not shooting for fun, okay? These, these Green Bay Packer fans.

[D]

Yeah.

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Will eat your ass. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. We've got to go to commercial break. Remember, givemetheven.com vi and givemethevin.com is what powers this show. And if you want to sell us your car, go there. Just call in. 800-800-RADIO. Be right back.

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You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeTheEven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[C]

Tell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay wolf Show. Call em toll free 1-800-800-RODIO. 1, 800-800-RODIO or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

800-800-7234. Yeah, ZZO listeners, this may be our last show this Saturday. We'll find out. Probably is, actually.

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And so far they don't seem very happy about it.

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They're not. They're writing on my Facebook and I told them to go right on the ZZO's Facebook page. There ain't nothing I can do about it. I canceled it but. And it's nothing ZZO did wrong. No, they're great, those guys up there, Great, great folks. They just have to understand that the reason we're up there is we were basically auditioning for an east coast market launch. New York City, Philly, D.C. baltimore, where the big populations are. And we've been doing it for six months and everybody keeps kicking the can. So I can't keep doing, I can't keep spending the money on give me the VIN sitting up there on a small market because it takes more than that to make it run.

[D]

So you don't think they're going to put it often, Philly and New York and all that.

[A]

I don't think it's gonna happen.

[D]

Okay. Because we're too edgy, we're too rough.

[A]

For New York, New York.

[D]

Okay. Yeah. Well, I can see it when you're.

[A]

Too rough for New York, when you're too rough for New York.

[C]

Those PDS in NYC are killing time, filling out forms, standing in line.

[D]

Oh Lord.

[A]

Oh. When I read that review also they brought up that we were bagging on John Boy and Billy. That's not even true.

[D]

That's not even close.

[A]

That's not even close to true because. Because John Boy and Billy are one of their products and that we're talking about a CBS manager which is a competitive. Anything they could dig up that was like they were just bitching to this is somebody. And I think today needs to be Saturday. If you want to call the show 800-800- it's the Open Hot.

[D]

No matter what it is.

[A]

Open hotline, Open No, I didn't say open hot, but no, no open hotline.

[D]

Careful what you do now. We don't want to be too edgy.

[C]

For New York complaining because if It's Saturday the 14th. Yes, it's line Saturday on the Junkly Wolf show.

[D]

Yes, it is. Thank you, Rush.

[A]

We're speaking of Rush Rush. Rush Limbaugh is with us on the isdn.

[D]

I cannot wait to hear what he thinks about the inauguration and how that whole circus and not.

[A]

Rush, are you there?

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The big press conference the other day.

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Hey, Rush, I'm always concerned. Yeah, but you weren't at censorship in any form, especially when they censor conservative hosts.

[D]

Oh, who they?

[A]

Who?

[C]

They censor programs like your own.

[D]

Oh, well, like this show.

[C]

Right minded, patriotic. Well, we kind of American programs, we're balanced. Just like the Rush Limbaugh program, just renewed for a new contract with 30.

[A]

How rich are you now, Rush?

[C]

30 radio stations.

[A]

I mean, what are you making? You know, everybody says a month, a year. How much you. How much you pulling down, G. You.

[C]

Know, it's, it's, it's not something that, that I talk about a lot, but I've got a trunk full of cashmere sweaters just because, Just because you can. You won't see Jimmy Buffett.

[D]

No.

[C]

Driving around in a car with a trunk full of cashmere sweaters even though he's.

[A]

Well, do you get your Percocets for free on your insurance program?

[C]

I'm paying $1.25 per tab and it's about a four dollar buzz, but you don't care, so I feel like I'm getting a bit of a break.

[D]

You're ahead of the book. You're ahead of the curve.

[C]

Inauguration occurs this week. Yes, it does.

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What day is it? Monday, Tuesday, I don't even know because.

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The day is mixed up.

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It's the 19th.

[A]

Whatever day.

[C]

Saturday. That would cut right into my Percocet time.

[D]

I understand. We're so happy you joined us because we know it's your Percocet day.

[C]

So many reasons to share your Saturday with John Clay Wolf and the boys in the program. I can't believe New York City is creating such of a blockade for this fine program.

[A]

There's a lot of liberals that are looking to be offended, that are in powerful positions.

[D]

Millennials.

[C]

Yeah, but that Turley's a liberal. Bobble's about half and half.

[D]

No, he's not. He is. Don't let him lie to you.

[C]

Oh, I know he acts a libertarian and just keep it off my Porch right. That's kind of hogwash. Hogwash. He's a flimmy lefter.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I'm glad he's out of the room when I'm here, because I really. He's got the kind of face I Want to sock.

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800-800-723-48800. Radio. Thank you. Rush Allen. Good morning. You're on the air.

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How you doing, brother?

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I'm good. Where you from? I'm from Mahaya, home of Anna Nicole Smith and her left and her right breast.

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Yeah, Daddy, whatever. List of them.

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Did you know her?

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No, I didn't know her. Hell, I'm from Waco originally.

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All right, what you got?

[E]

I just gotta tell you, something happen to pull out that station up there in Pennsylvania. In New York, they said he's too rough up for him or whatever because at Trump 1, he was, you know, giving him hell about it, bragging on how he won and everything. So I imagine all them liberals got the panties in the wad. Don't want to get there now.

[A]

Thank you for. So he thinks that we're. We're not accepted because we were talking positive about Trump during the election, even though Trump's from New York City. But he may not be that. That wrong. And his quote was, all them damn Yankee liberals got their panties in a wad.

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It's a great phrase.

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800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

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I think we're really balanced, though.

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Yeah, we are.

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Turley, if you were in. I know you're in Vegas this morning. Mike Turley, our producer. And if you're listening on the stream, this would be a good time for you, sir, to get your panties out of a wad. He's post election.

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He's our left wing.

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Yeah, he's our left wing. Panty water. And I think it's time for him to unwind out of it. Good morning. You're on the air. What you got? Hello? Not much. Who this be?

[E]

It's Jordan. Hey, look, I'm a car salesman, man. Yeah, Yeah. I got a question. All right. I think a lot of. Not a question, but more of. I want to help you out here.

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Okay.

[E]

I feel like a lot of people don't really know what you do.

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Right.

[E]

I feel like a little bit. Little disconnect there, you know what I mean?

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Well, fill them in, man.

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All right.

[E]

So what do you do exactly? Tell me here.

[A]

Oh, are you interviewing me?

[E]

I don't know. In a sense, you know?

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Okay.

[E]

Not an interview. You know, I'm not. I'M not judging you.

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That's fine, but go ahead and so what? What do you want? What do I do? I buy cars. Yes.

[E]

So you buy cars. You give a price on cars, Right?

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Right.

[E]

And you let people know exactly what you, you think that it's a good price on vehicles and that they should call in.

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I let them know what I'll give. I make offers.

[E]

We make offers. That's a good point.

[A]

So I buy the cars and then I sell the cars to other dealers and auctions and I make money and I lose money and I break even. But I make more money than I lose or I wouldn't keep doing it. I've been doing it 20 years. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Mike. A14 Traverse LT with 79,000 miles. Does it have sunroof, leather and navigation?

[E]

The only option it's got is heated seats, but otherwise it's a LT. Is.

[A]

It cloth or leather? 12 grand, maybe 13. Go to, give me the vin.com and load it up. Put them on hold. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll, we'll, we'll get with it. Put them on hold. Good morning. You're on there. What you got?

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Hey.

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Hey, it's you. Hey.

[E]

Hey, how you doing, John? I don't have a car. I'm calling from Pennsylvania. Yeah, and I just want to say I've been listening to your show now for about a month and a half. I'm a mailman. I work on Saturday, so it's really enjoyable. You guys crack me up. I love your imitations. I love Randy the chipmunk.

[A]

Do you think I'm a misogynistic pig?

[E]

Not a Dallas fan, but I love Romeo's dad.

[A]

Did your wife think I'm a misogynist pig?

[E]

My wife now, she doesn't.

[A]

Okay, wait, can you get her on the phone?

[E]

Oh, no, I'm at work right now.

[A]

Is she good looking?

[E]

She's pretty nice.

[D]

Of course.

[A]

Send us some pictures. All right, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Wrong with you.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Oh. You hear me, huh?

[A]

Yeah. What you got music up.

[E]

Do you.

[A]

Huh.

[E]

Do you ever look at. Do you ever look at vintage cars?

[A]

N. I don't like them. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I was just calling in about something y' all talked about last weekend.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, we're talking about In Sync and Back Street Boys and all that. Yeah, your favorites that you were saying that Marky Mark was on in. On Back street by now on New Kids on the Block.

[A]

This is a very, very, very gay conversation, but please continue.

[E]

He was actually on Marky Mark in the Funky Bunch. It was his brother, brother, Donnie Wahlberg. New Kids on the Block.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

Houston, Texas.

[A]

God, I bet you are. 800. 800-7234. 800. I mean, this guy was motivated enough to call in, get through the screener, get on there, because he wanted to straighten out who exactly was the pro lineup. And Marky Mark in The Funky Bunch versus NSync.

[C]

And he waited all week to do it.

[A]

Three weeks, Bob. I remember that deal because I didn't like talking about it when we talked about it. Good morning, you're on the air. Hey.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

Yeah. What you got?

[E]

Oh, yeah, I actually work in radio and, you know, I was listening to y' all talk and I heard Rush Limbaugh on y'.

[A]

All. Yeah, you like Rush?

[E]

Oh, yeah, I love Rush. Nothing better than a Percocet Saturday. Y' all are killer, man. I love listening to y'.

[A]

All. This is.

[E]

I'm a first time listener and I've been working in radio for a long time. I work out of Austin with klbj. And no, I.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey. Are you in the FM or the AM in Austin?

[E]

Pardon me?

[A]

Are you on the FM or the AM of klbj?

[E]

I'm on the am.

[A]

What? What? Yeah, we've been talking about to the FM about starting down there, but they're so scared that we're gonna screw the ratings up because they don't understand what we do. They think we're just some jerk off car show that's like some infomercial crap. And they. And so, I mean, the ratings in Dallas went up when we got on a 925.

[E]

Right, right.

[A]

Go sell it for rocking.

[E]

And I like the concept, too. I mean, you know, you guys are filling people in on, on, on car. I mean, dude, hot cars are bad.

[A]

You can't. If you work in radio a long time, you got to know that. No, I didn't dump it.

[D]

No. Somebody dump it.

[A]

Did you dump it? Yeah, I got it. Okay. You always dump it. Turley's not here.

[D]

Yeah, I know he got.

[A]

But that guy worked in radio for a long time, so he said. So he drops an F bomb on the show.

[C]

What's that going on?

[D]

I've been radio forever. You guys are Effing this.

[C]

They're trying to change the world down there in Austin.

[E]

That's what it is.

[D]

It's Austin. Liberal Austin and a Trump.

[A]

My. My Rush Limbaugh impersonation.

[D]

Rush is the best in a Trump world society. Yes. What's going to happen?

[A]

I believe that the Freedom of Speech act is going to loosen up, and I believe the FCC is going to come down.

[D]

Really?

[A]

And I believe that we're going to feel more like Europe.

[C]

No.

[A]

In the airwaves. And I think the F bomb from that last caller will be aired.

[D]

I don't believe.

[A]

I think that F bomb will be aired 36 months from today.

[D]

No.

[A]

36 months from today. Do you hear me, Bobbo? No, I don't believe 36 months from today, you will be able to drop an F bomb on public airwaves. And it'll put Howard Stern and those goons and those whack crack buddies out of business. Out of business, I say. And I will once again be making more money than anyone in the radio business.

[D]

You need to purge.

[A]

Because just because Howard Stern can cuss on the air doesn't mean that he should be paid more than myself. El Rushbow. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. Remember, givemetheven.com. But you my hero.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Tuesday's gone. Best song ever written by a rock and roll band ever in the history of the world. Yeah, really, CS I have strong feelings towards it.

[C]

That changes from time to time, of course.

[A]

Ah, not very often. This has probably been my favorite for about 10 years. Leonard Skynyrd is better than Led Zeppelin. And before you start screaming at me, please understand that I'm the biggest Zep fan there is. But if you watch the Muscle Shoals video movie on Netflix, you gotta see it. And you get down to the groove of it, you'll hear what they have to say. Also the producers and when they produced this before Leonard Skynyr got big, they knew, this is it. This is the one. And they lost Lynyrd Skynyrd to A and M or someone. I forgot who Skynyrd's label was.

[C]

Mca.

[A]

Yeah, that's right. Mca, duh.

[C]

Working for mca.

[A]

And when they died in the plane crash, they went back to Muscle Shoals and said, can we have your old recordings? We want to make the greatest hits. And that's the muscles, shoals, tracks that we've all gotten to know. But anyway, no, Leonard Skinner's not better than Zeppelin, but the Cowboys are better than the packers.

[D]

And Chevy's better than Ford.

[C]

I agree with you there that that.

[A]

Was the case until 19 and 04. 2004.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Chevy had Ford in the 80s, no doubt. Chevy had Ford in the 90s, no doubt. But in the tens, not so much. And today, no, no. I'm gonna have to say I'm a Ford guy.

[C]

Tell you what, my little red Camaro, I'll put up against any.

[A]

I'm talking trucks, Snowflake. He's talking fruit loop Tinkerbell.

[E]

Right?

[A]

When is Trump gonna build a library? Dease, I don't know when Trump is gonna build a library. And what's it gonna look like?

[C]

He's gonna have to learn to read first.

[A]

Are you there?

[E]

Yes, sir. Yes, I'm here.

[A]

When is Trump going to build a library? Is your question now? No.

[E]

Where he's going to build a library? He's going to build it in New York or you build it in Washington? This is Bruce from Dallas, Texas.

[A]

Hi, Bruce from Dallas, Texas. I think. I think he will build it in New York for sure. I think he wants to move. I think he wants to move the state capital in New York. And I think before this is all over, there'll be talks of turning Trump Tower into the White House. Else. So here's some exclusive knowledge I can give you, okay?

[C]

The library is going to be fantastic. We're going to build it. We're going to take that mosque at Ground zero.

[A]

Don't be too rough.

[C]

We're going to build, Donald. We're going to have a children's section.

[A]

Don't call Megan Kelly a.

[C]

You can check out periodicals and DVDs.

[A]

Don't be talking about her, period, Donald.

[C]

Absolutely free of charge. As long as you voted for me.

[A]

Kind of like the Obama phone deal worked.

[C]

It's gonna be huge.

[D]

Huge.

[A]

Why don't you get us phones, Donald? We need phones. It worked for Obama. Phones and whiskey stamps.

[C]

Not just phones. Phones and cheese. I gotta go with the packets.

[D]

You gotta go. I gotta go with the packets, Donald. Really? Another bad choice.

[C]

So your president elect is going for the Green Bay Packers.

[D]

Man, that's awful.

[C]

Another reason to love him.

[A]

The packers better love him for the next four Tony Romo. Is Tony Roma gonna play? I like Tony Romo. With Jessica Simpson. That was fun.

[D]

That was fun. That was good. As long as you stayed off the field. He's Great.

[A]

Now Jessica Simpson causes problems. I had to pay for an abortion because of Jessica Simpson.

[D]

Where did this come from? I Don't you want to explain this?

[A]

It's.

[D]

It's maybe too rough for New York.

[A]

I know that you. I think you've heard all my stories.

[D]

I have, actually.

[A]

You haven't heard this one clearly. I've heard the one where you, Jessica Simpson, cost me money.

[D]

I don't believe this is true.

[A]

I had to loan my buddy money, okay. To pay for an abortion.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

That doesn't mean I could. Don't. Abortion?

[D]

No, of course not.

[A]

That means that my buddy needed money, right? I mean, if your buddy gets put in jail for DWI and you bail him out, does that mean you condone dwi?

[D]

Absolutely not.

[A]

That means your buddy needed some money, right?

[D]

Your pal.

[A]

So my buddy Trent needed some money because he knocked up his girlfriend Angelique in la, who was Jessica's roommate at the time.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. Well, you had. So I understand how Tony Romo feels.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

I mean, it's very similar, Right? Right. I mean, that season was an abortion also.

[C]

No doubt.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[A]

What? Nothing.

[C]

Nothing.

[A]

Go ahead.

[D]

It's good. It's all good. Soon. Jessica cost you cash.

[A]

She cost me cash. She got. She was. She was. She was the roommate of my friend's girlfriend, and he never paid me back. But he never pays anybody.

[D]

I was gonna say.

[A]

So, Trent, this bud's for you, dude. You know, and if you ever want to slap a nickel back to year old homie from 14 years ago, I'm here. I'll give you my address. I think that goes for everybody back in the day that had to make emergency loans. In that vein, slap the nickel to the homie, they need to pay their homies back.

[C]

Now you're talking my language.

[A]

Actually, that girl is married to the producer of the Facebook movie today. Oh, really? What?

[D]

This is the most. You're making this up now.

[A]

How do you make this up?

[D]

You're right.

[A]

How do you make this up? Look it up, J.D. okay, I mean, I don't think him knocking her up is online, but the rest of it damn sure is. Google it. 800. 800. 7234 Kevin and 04 Chevy Sr. To S10ZR ZR5. What's a ZR5?

[C]

S10.

[E]

That's just a term package.

[A]

Is this car more than four grand?

[E]

Well, I hope so.

[A]

Okay, I'm. I don't even know what it is, but my. My inner. My inner genie screamed four grand at me, so I bet I'm pretty damn close because my inner genie is pretty much on the money most of the time. It's a.04 S10ZR5, four wheel drive with 130. Is it. Is it a crew cab? Yes.

[E]

Four door?

[A]

Yeah. That's 130 on over. How much is it?

[E]

And very clean.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[E]

I'd be honest with you.

[A]

I like. All right, I'll be honest. I'm out of time. 800-807. Just go to GiveMe the VIN. Give in.comgivemetheven.com give in.com 2010 Mustang GT with 56,000. Kenny, where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm calling from Louisiana. Baton Rouge, B.

[A]

Oh yeah, we're on that country station down there. There. 92.3wrnk, I think.

[E]

Is that cool?

[A]

Cool, cool, cool, cool. A 10 on it. I know you're gonna tell me it's nice, but. But tell me the truth. So how nice is it on a scale of one to ten?

[E]

It's a ten.

[A]

Dude, there's never. I bought this. Sounds arrogant. Yeah, because it is. But I've bought 50,000 cars out of Louisiana. I ain't ever bought a 10. I don't think the new cars out of Louisiana are tense.

[E]

So these are. This car is amazing. Garage cap.

[A]

Okay. All right, all right, all right. It's a 56,000mile 10gt convertible. Is it hot rotted up or is it stock?

[E]

4.68 grand?

[A]

9 grand. 10 grand, probably 10 grand. That's. My genie's telling me. 10 grand.

[E]

Yeah. I need 15.

[A]

Yep. Bernie, good morning. You're on the. You're on the South. Where are you from?

[E]

I'm calling from the south side, Big island. Hawaii.

[A]

Really?

[D]

What?

[E]

Yeah, I've been listening to you guys for about two, three months, man. And as I was telling the secretary, I'm a Cowboys fan and I love you guys so. Because you guys are funny and I love Tony Romo's dad.

[A]

Well, Tony Romo's dad will be with us in. What time's. What's time Romero coming in today? I don't know, about 15 minutes, 20 minutes? I don't know, around 10 o'? Clock?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, he'll be there, maybe. Bernie, thanks. You're really calling from Hawaii? What time is it there?

[E]

Yes, I am. It's about 5, 5:30 in the morning.

[A]

Wow. I've never been to Hawaii.

[E]

Well, you guys should come, man. You love it here.

[A]

I need to get down. Thanks for calling, man. 800-800-72348.

[C]

Get a station in Hawaii radio.

[A]

I know you're calling about what I said a minute. I mean, you're laughing. I see you laughing over there, Bob. I see you chuckling. Sure, I see you. You don't know if you believe what I said a minute ago or not, but it damn sure was funny. It wasn't even funny. The funny thing is. Is. Is this true?

[C]

True. Doesn't matter to me. John. Clearly. Whatsoever.

[D]

Clearly.

[C]

I'm for chaos.

[D]

Amen.

[C]

Okay. You know, set up punchlines. Set up punchline. That's how it's done. When you do it correctly, it makes me laugh.

[A]

I paid for it.

[C]

Fills my heart.

[A]

I paid for it. And I just want him to pay me back. Right.

[C]

But how?

[A]

And what I was thinking is, if he won't pay me back, I wonder if this gal's rich producer husband would pay me back.

[C]

You obviously failed because I saved that.

[A]

Guy a lot of money. Let's think about this.

[D]

Boy, did you ever.

[A]

So he didn't have to raise this other Clown's kid.

[D]

That's $300,000 there.

[A]

And I'm just wanting 500 back.

[D]

Yeah, you saved him almost.

[A]

Plus interest.

[D]

Plus interest and a beer.

[A]

And that was in 1990 and 8.

[D]

Oh man, that's probably myself.

[C]

Red.

[A]

What would interest be on that's.

[C]

No, I don't have any Blue Oyster co. Let's just say were you six weeks ago.

[D]

Let's just call it we got a million.

[A]

I had to bust a buddy out of jail.

[D]

Yeah, Yeah.

[A]

I don't like that other word.

[D]

No, I got you.

[C]

Yeah, but how in the. Here's the thing.

[A]

Thing.

[C]

You obviously failed health class because how does her roommate have anything to do with it?

[A]

Cuz she got her on drugs.

[D]

That'll do it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And she made her do stupid stuff like my dork idiot ass friend.

[C]

You know what?

[A]

A fallopian tube screwed him. If she wasn't on dope. There's a.

[C]

There's. There's an egg. Okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And there's a little astronaut.

[D]

We got it.

[A]

Yeah, we understand.

[C]

That's where babies come from.

[D]

We get the science.

[C]

Drugs don't do nothing.

[A]

This gal was so mesmerized with Jessica Simpson being her roommate, she started drinking and partying too much and she fell in love with my buddy Trent, which if she was sober, she never would have done that. Nobody does that. No, no, nobody does it. He's not even my friend anymore.

[D]

You know who made her do this?

[A]

Because he never paid me back.

[D]

The Russians. Yeah.

[A]

And we have more on that today at 10.

[D]

Yeah, I was talking to Casey out in the lobby. He said yes, you know, because Donald J. Trump obviously was made president by the Russians. He's come up with the other top 10 things the Russians have done over time. And some of them are amazing. Some of the things the Russians have been involved in.

[A]

Give me an example. Did he show you the list, the top 10 at 10 list?

[D]

Yeah, he did.

[A]

Just a couple. Okay. Tease me, baby.

[D]

I'll just give you number five. They made Hillary so damn lovable. That was part of. That's one of the things they did.

[A]

That's what the Russians did.

[D]

I don't want to give you the best, but you won't believe the number one. You will not believe what they did.

[A]

8008-007238-00800 radio. Oh, this guy's gonna be mad. Put him on hold. I want to get him now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com okay.

[E]

Tyler, what's up, man? How y' all doing? I've called in before. I sell cars at a Nissan dealer and I got a customer that is. I'm trying to get out of there. 2016 Titan Pro 4X. It's an XG.

[A]

Is it lifted?

[E]

No, not lifted.

[A]

I had one of these, you know, they. They slap. How much rebates on that? 10,000. It's a lot.

[E]

Now they got ten grand on four.

[A]

By twos, ten grand on a new released model. That's not a good sign. What did. What, what, Tyler, what did y' all hit it at? What did y' all bid on the thing?

[E]

Well, on this one right here, looking somewhere around like 30.

[A]

No, no, no, no. There's no somewhere around. What did your used car manager put in it?

[E]

He didn't put it. He didn't put a number on it yet.

[A]

Why?

[E]

They gave me a roundabout. Yeah, they gave me a roundabout. So I think they're lowballing them, you know, trying to hold on to trade, something like that.

[A]

They're not lowballing. They're scared to death of it. Because they can't sell them new.

[E]

No, that. That's true. Because right now they have the five year hundred thousand mile bumper to bumper on the seventies, right?

[A]

This is what happened with Hyundai when they were fixing to go broke and then it saved them. But, yeah, they can't sell. So Cummins and Nissan had a baby just like Trent and Angelique did, and they decided not. They decided to Keep the baby. And it looks like maybe it goes special school because nobody will buy.

[E]

That's funny.

[A]

You think that's bad, J.D.

[D]

No, it's okay.

[A]

I don't. By Babo's look, I don't think it was good. I think I'm gonna be hearing about that one on Monday too.

[D]

Full Bobble is now the combination conscience of the show.

[C]

Great.

[A]

How many miles are on it? Tyler?

[D]

So much trouble.

[C]

That's gonna be a problem.

[A]

Let's come back. How many? 4 to 5,000.

[E]

12,000.

[A]

What'd they hit it at? 38 grand.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, 38. 5.

[A]

That's all it's worth, man. It's what she's worth. Go to givemetheven.com. tell the customer, load it up. We'll steal the deal from you. No, we won't. But I don't even think the used car manager put 35 in it. Nissan has overbuilt their cars. It's just the damn truth. Way over built them. They're slamming them on dealers. They are having to discount the hell out of them to get them gone. And they've created. They're their own worst enemy. What do you do? You get ultimas. I mean 2015 Ultimas. They're so damn cheap. There's so many of them. They've rented so many of them.

[D]

Yeah, they're everywhere. It's all you get. When you go rent a car mid size. Yeah, you get an optimum.

[A]

They're coming through the the lanes now at like 8 grand on 15s, but because nobody wants them. They're not 8, but they're like 9. That's a great car. Nobody wants them because there's too many.

[D]

Too many of them.

[A]

It's like Ford Taurus did in the 90s in 96. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[E]

I'm letting you know. Why. There's too many Nissans in the market right now.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

A lot of these dealers, especially in the southwest region of Texas, they're actually purchasing their units to hit their numbers and then they're turning around and marking them as rentals. And then they're flipping them on the pre owned market. So what that's doing is it's flooding the value or it's flooding the pre owned market with me not to tremendously bringing down the value.

[A]

I got it. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got? Hello? Yeah. What you got?

[E]

2010 Cadillac. How many miles sts?

[A]

How many miles?

[E]

70.

[A]

It's about 5, 6, 7 grand. Go to givemethe vin.com and load it up and I'll buy it. Hey, Waldo. An 06K Kia Sorrento with 165. First of all, congratulations that it's still running with that many miles. Second of all, shame on you for buying a Korean built car and being proud of it and. But your name's Waldo, so we're gonna let it slide. How much do you want for it?

[E]

I. I don't care. I don't like it. I don't want it. It's my mother's car. I bought it for her and she liked it and it has nothing but problems.

[A]

So you agree. You agree with everything I said? I figured you were gonna scream at me. I'll give a thousand bucks for it, I think. Go to givemetheven.com we have a buy center over in Fort Worth. We'll write you a check for it. And then what we'll do is we'll just pour it with gasoline and burn it and you and I can video it and put it on YouTube and show to everybody else that they shouldn't have bought those cars either.

[C]

Yeah, buddy.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Go to givemetheven.com.

[C]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[A]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of loving you. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay. Wow. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[C]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Did Turley load all the music before he left? Sounds like it.

[C]

Nope.

[A]

You did?

[C]

Nope. It's all me.

[A]

I like the Hollies. I'm not knocking the Hollies. This is the kind of stuff I listen to when no one's around. It's kind of like riding a bicycle. It's fun. And your friends see on it. Right.

[C]

That's one of the greatest rock and roll songs ever.

[D]

I think that's a moped by.

[A]

It was Graham Nash in the Hollies.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

He was the big harmony in there.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

800-800-7234. I got to. I'll hit some of these calls real quick. Dan, quick. What you got?

[D]

Yo.

[A]

Hey. Where. Where you coming from? Where you coming from?

[E]

Allentown, Pennsylvania.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Good morning.

[E]

I'm. I'm a 29 year old auto technician.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And I love your show. And I want to get in the wholesale market.

[A]

Well, I hope we see you next weekend on Saturday. But I don't think we are, man. I really don't. I told him yesterday. I'm out of there unless y' all fix this. I love that. I love ZZO, by the way. This has nothing to do with them. It has everything to do with.

[E]

I really, I really love the show. You know, it's nice to hear from you guys down in Texas. I mean, it's a change of pace, that's for sure. And you know me being a car technician and I love the show.

[A]

Thanks again, Dan. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Doug. An O2 Mustang GT convertible with 27,000 miles. Is it leather?

[E]

Black leather, gray exterior. It's got a head of flow. It's got Flowmasters, a K and N. And it does have a chip in the ignition.

[A]

I don't know what this car is worth. I like the 27,000 miles. I'm thinking it's. I'm thinking it's 5, 6, 7,000. 7,005.

[E]

I wouldn't let it go for that.

[A]

Well, then you keep. You'd keep owning it then. I mean, everybody's all too proud of their stuff. That's fine. I love you. But I mean, I. I know a guy that has a car like this. Been trying to sell it for two years. I'm sitting here turning, offering to turn it into real money. Real money today. Real money today. 06 infinity G35 with a buck 26. Terry, is it a journey?

[E]

It's not a journey now. It's fortune.

[A]

Suspension. Is it a stick?

[E]

Not a stick, no.

[A]

Does it have nav?

[E]

No.

[A]

Navigation. Is it 6 or 7,000? Yeah, that's the money on it. So go to giveme the vi n. Givemethevin.com givemethevin.com load it up. Say, John ranged me six to seven. Thousand on the air. Here's the car, here's the VIN. I'll sell it there. And we will email you an official offer letter. And I'll get it bought. Where are you calling out of, Terry? Houston, Texas. Good morning, Houston, Texas. Hold on. I'm gonna put Bobby on hold real quick. I already told Bobby what to do. Bobby Boucher is calling me back. Bobby Boucher from Louisiana. Bobby, you there?

[E]

I am.

[A]

I told you what to do. You ain't listening. I told you called. How many? 10 sts. Caddies call in with 70 on it. You called me 20 minutes ago and I told you to go to givemetheven.com.

[E]

I thought it might have been a joke. No, no.

[A]

It's all real, dude. This deal's real as hell. I buy 100.

[E]

You know, I just thought it might have been.

[C]

I got.

[E]

Got shuffled off to another line or something.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com, load that thing up. I'll get it bought. I'll have you drop it in my drop spot over by the airport in Baton Rouge or in Scott in Lafayette, and I will get you a check. And there'll be a transporter. Scoop that bitch up and bring it to Dallas, Texas, to me, like to do every other. The other 50 to 70 cars I buy to Louisiana a week. Got it?

[C]

All right.

[A]

My name is John Clay Wolfe, and I buy cars over the air and more importantly, over the Internet. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Givemethe VIN.com. the VIN number. Go there right now and we will email you an offer letter and be right back after these songs in this break.

[C]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

You know that only the good die. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[C]

Tell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Hey. Oi. Oy. Hey. Hey. Oy. LD Dudley. LD Dudley. You sound like you live in the country. With a name like ld.

[E]

Well, yeah, kind of live in origin.

[A]

All right. You wish you were in the country.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

You're driving a one ton Chevy diesel. You live in Arlington. A name like LD Dudley. LD Dudley, you're not allowed to live in the city limits.

[E]

Well, it's even worse than that. LD is my nickname. My real name is Homer.

[D]

Of course it is.

[E]

I love that name, dude.

[A]

Homer. Homer has a. Homer. Homer has a 15 Duramax. Is it a four wheel drive?

[E]

No.

[A]

Damn. Okay, then I need to bid it online. I. I know the four wheel drives off the top of my head. I do not know the two wheel drives off the top of my head. So will you go to givemetheven.com? load it up. See that VIN number will tell us it's two wheel drive. A couple pictures and I'll email. What?

[E]

I got the VIN number now, but.

[A]

I mean, we're not gonna read it out over the Radio.

[E]

4 like lD. You probably would.

[A]

Ken wants to about something. Ken, it is an open line this morning. 800. 800 radio is the open line. Good morning, Ken.

[E]

Good morning. I heard what you were talking about. Nissan's a while ago.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And you know, I think Enterprise has got them coming out of their, let's say, ears. I rented one last weekend. To me it's a sorry car on the road because.

[A]

Which car?

[E]

The Nissan automobile. The suspension is so stiff, every time you hit a bump, it's like you get kicked in the back of the head.

[A]

It's like that old gal that wore stirrup pants. She said, I like these pants, but every time I toots, it blows my shoes off. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Oh my God. Radio. All my Facebook friends are dying.

[D]

What?

[A]

I mean, I've had more people die on me in the past week and RIP I had one that said rih.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Rest in hell.

[D]

Hell.

[A]

Nice. He didn't like. He didn't like that one. But yeah. About seven Facebook friends have died this week. Really very random. You know, Keith up in Wichita Falls died. Which? The. The Glory Morning Show. Keith? Not Keith Vaughn.

[C]

Keith Dyer.

[A]

Are you dying?

[D]

That point in life where your friends are starting to die and it's making.

[A]

You 40 years old.

[D]

Oh my God. You're ancient.

[A]

Oh my God. Keith died, man. There were more. John Paul Gough died. This a couple days. People just dying.

[D]

People are dying. They do it. It's crazy.

[A]

It's weird, man.

[D]

Speaking of Weird stuff. Did you know yesterday was Friday the 13th? Did you hear about this flight that took off literally, flight 666 to hell.

[A]

Oh, shut up, Finan.

[D]

No, really. Finnair, which is the Finnish airline. Finnair Flight 6.

[A]

Scandinavians have a weird sense of humor, by the way.

[D]

That's true. It took off from Copenhagen, flew directly to Helsinki, which the airport is hell. H E L. They took off at 1300 local time and the aircraft happened to be 13 years old. According to to the FAA. Flight 666 to hell. True, true story. That's just nutty. Those crazy finions.

[C]

I bet that was a cheap ticket.

[A]

Crazy Danish, you know, Right. On that flight, my kids are half like full blown half Danish. My oldest son was born in Copenhagen. Oh, really? Yes. No, he's actually born hell is his, his, his.

[D]

He looks it.

[A]

Well, he should.

[D]

He does. He's got that whole G. Do you.

[A]

Look at more if you're born over there?

[D]

I don't know, but he looks the part. If I looked at him, I'd say he was born somewhere over there.

[A]

He's kin to Abba.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, they are.

[A]

I know it sounds.

[D]

He's more your wife than you. Now the other two there you.

[A]

It's funny you said that, because my wife, we were. We. Remember last week when the well house froze up?

[D]

Yeah. We got down to 15 degrees.

[A]

Yeah. The roof off the well house blew off and then it froze the water. So we had to go. Go to a place in Fort Worth on Sunday to.

[D]

What?

[A]

Why? Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy fixed the well, by the way. He swapped the pump out. He's a talented man.

[D]

Yes, he is.

[A]

But this, this hotel, we.

[D]

We went to a hotel. Okay.

[A]

And my wife had our 3 year old in the women's dressing room, shower area. The workout thing.

[D]

People do it all the time.

[A]

Yeah. And she came out, said, God, your kids.

[C]

What?

[A]

I've never met people like this until I met you and your children. You know, she had my children.

[D]

Well, yeah, they're her kids too.

[A]

Your children. So she's in a. She's taking a shower and it's like a community shower.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

And the three year old works his way out. He sees a good looking broad go in the other shower, crawls under the door, looking up at her. And Jeanette lost him. And she hears this lady laughing and talking to him and. And he's working the program. He's under the shower door on his.

[D]

Back talking to a naked lady.

[A]

Talking to a naked lady. And I asked my wife was she Attractive? She said very. I said, that's my boy. Totally. That's my boy. That's my boy.

[D]

You are in so much. You know, it's funny now, but I want to see you in about 10 years when he's 13. You are going to be.

[A]

Why? Why?

[D]

Oh, are you kidding? A teenager with those kind of hormones at 3?

[A]

That's not hormones, son. That's taste manipulation.

[D]

I'm telling you, when he finally gets hormones, you are.

[A]

Oh, I think he's got him now.

[D]

You are going to find hookers in his closet.

[A]

You're going to find hookers in the closet.

[D]

Yeah, that's quite a.

[A]

For a 13 year old.

[D]

That's a Kenny Chest.

[A]

Or you might find a 8th grade teacher in his closet. Have you noticed all of the teachers, dude, it's gone nutty.

[D]

I wonder, was it always like that? We just didn't hear about.

[A]

Here's what's happening is I think all the media covering this has given everybody a lot of good ideas.

[D]

The ideas. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Ashley Zinder out of Houston in Houston, Texas.

[D]

Is that a new one?

[A]

Yeah, no, this last week and then another gal, Louisiana hot teachers that are 24 years old.

[D]

What is that?

[A]

Sleeping with 8th graders and 9th graders and 10th graders.

[D]

That's wrong. I think that's illegal.

[A]

It's the school's fault.

[D]

Why is it the school's fault?

[A]

Because they don't need to be hiring these hot teachers to teach high school. Because kids that are that close in age, I mean if you're 18, you can, you can grab a 23 year old. I mean, I know it's, it's, there's some years there, but you're 18 and she's 23. You've got hustle in you already.

[C]

They assume that they'll be all right around the, the eighth graders. You know, what if they put them with the high school boys?

[A]

I think that they need to, I don't think 8th grader is good enough. I think they need to take the hot teachers under 25 and make them all teach elementary. Make them, make them. So, yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

[D]

Because then they're gonna, that's, that's admitting there's a problem.

[A]

Well, there is a problem. There is a problem, but it's a Catholic church.

[D]

There's a problem, but we ain't gonna talk about it.

[C]

Well, but part of their student training. Here's the solution. They should make them work in the cafeteria for four full semesters and then they'll hate those children.

[D]

Okay. Yeah, yeah that'll do it.

[C]

Because that's what the cafeteria lay ladies do.

[A]

Lunch Lady Lane by Adam Sandler hate those children. Cody 04 Sierra with 250000 miles. I'll buy it but it just. It's not much. It's not worth much. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm. I'm in Stephenville now driving down the road.

[A]

Load it up on our website. Let me look at it because I hate to throw a number out over the air when I'm not looking at 250,000 mile truck that's 10 years old or hell 13 years old cuz it's worth between a thousand and three thousand and I need to see it to know.

[E]

Yeah, all right. Well I mean it's got.

[A]

Thanks. 800-800-7234 you said ed Wallace is. People are call. Wallace Edwards are calling his show in Dallas wanting to bid cars. There's a car guy.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's been on AM radio forever.

[D]

Forever right in Dallas.

[A]

And Bob, did you tell me that.

[D]

What you tell me that he doesn't buy cars?

[A]

No, no, he just talks cars.

[D]

He just talks about cars for the last little while.

[C]

And I'm a big Wallace Edwards fan.

[D]

I understand.

[C]

You know he's. He's actually starting to get.

[A]

We'll let the cat out of the bag. Bobbo is Wallace. What? Yeah, I. I hate to tell kids that the Santa Claus thing but Bobbo is Wallace Edwards. So Wallace, what's going on on your show?

[C]

I'll tell you, people are starting to call to try to get a number on their car.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Are they really?

[C]

And I don't know about you guys but you know these people call me trying to get a price.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

For their used car. What do you tell them from a fellow who. Who has never seen it in the flesh? Yeah, I can't kick the tires. No, I don't know what to tell them. You know, you don't know how that works.

[A]

Why don't you just tell them to go to givemethevin.com?

[C]

I think they should take it over to Charlie Evans.

[D]

Oh no.

[C]

Have them take a look, do an appraisal and trade it in like everybody else.

[A]

What's wrong with givemetheven.com you old school bastard?

[C]

Well, it's just not the way we do it. It's like gays in the military. It's just not. I can't imagine.

[A]

You can't imagine buying a car sight unseen.

[C]

Although they are probably very happy in the military.

[A]

What do you Think about what I do, Wallace.

[C]

It's nice and neat. You got to keep your foot locker.

[D]

I think he's talking military now. What do you think about what John does?

[C]

I. I can't understand it. It's like playing Black Sabbath at 78 speed. Which is a great story, by the way.

[D]

Oh, Lord. There's a story behind this?

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Let me show you how you do it, Wallace. Let me.

[C]

Let me.

[A]

Let me show you. Troy, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

How you doing?

[A]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm over at Abilene, Texas.

[A]

Abilene. Okay, you've got a 12.1ton, dually or single wheel?

[E]

Single wheel and is.

[A]

So it's going to be a long bed. Is it a stick or. Or a Matic?

[E]

That's an automatic.

[A]

And is it leather or cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Please tell me it's four wheel drive.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so we got a cloth long bed, 12 Cummins. Is it an SLT or an ST or a Laramie?

[E]

The Limited?

[A]

No, they didn't make. They didn't make a Limited. So you got in a 2012. And here's how you do it, Wallace. You got to know your s. That's how you do it. So in 2012, they had a ST, which is the work truck. And it can have an SLT appearance package or it cannot. And the way you know, does it have a chrome grill or a gray grill? I'm gonna guess his truck's got a chrome grill. But the real way to know is, does it have a power driver seat? And does it over the glove box? Is there an airbag there or is there a slot for gloves?

[E]

There is a slot for gloves.

[A]

Okay, that is a st. See, Wallace, you just talk about things and you use fake names, but you can't put a number on. But I can put a number on it because now I know what I'm talking about.

[C]

What's the number?

[A]

Hang on, Troy. Does it have a chrome grill or a gray grill?

[E]

Chrome.

[A]

So it's got the good wheels, not the crap ones. Not the oil field wheels.

[E]

That's correct. It's got aftermarket wheels and a lift.

[A]

How much lift?

[E]

Four inches.

[A]

Okay, so, Wallace, at this point, you need to add for the lift and the wheels and the look, even though it's a lower grade truck, it kind of looks the part of a real one. And no, it does look the part of real one. So here's the part you got to understand. Wallace, he's going to be mad with what I say because he looks at Auto trader and sees retail. The only way his thinking is going to be with mine is if he's gotten serious about selling his car. If he's gone to trade it in or he's gone to someone else to get a hard money offer on the top of the wholesale market. So the truck is worth. Troy, the truck's worth is a st with a lift. I'm right at 30 grand. No. Yeah, 29 to 30 grand.

[C]

That's ridiculous.

[A]

No, it's not ridiculous.

[C]

Either this call is fake or you're getting inside information from the Russian government.

[A]

Troy, what do you think it's worth?

[E]

$1 million.

[A]

Right, right. But what do you really think it's worth?

[E]

Probably 35.

[A]

See, he's thinking full boat retail. And the problem, Troy, the reason it's not worth that is you. In 2000, 2012. Since we're 17, minus 12 is 5. So we were 5 year old Cummins truck we can buy. People can buy leather ones that look like that. And that's what they want. They don't want STs, they want SLTs. And what the SLT's guys really want is Laramie's. So you get an 80,000 mile Laramie with all the leather and roof and all that for, you know, mid to upper 30s. The ST, they're going to discount it, but the money on it's right at 30 grand. And that's what I'll give you. Go to givemetheven.com I may have a different opinion. I may give a little more and we will email you an offer letter.

[E]

All right, sounds good.

[A]

Thank you. And as Sean can attest, our producer here. Sean, you there? Yes, sir. So he gets all my cars ready every week for the auction? Yes, sir. All 200 of them. And Sean, you watch this whole process take place. And what have you learned in the past six months? That it's not as easy as it sounds. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf and I do buy cars blindfolded over the radio or over my website. Givemetheven.com be back. Uno momento, por favor. Top 10 of tens coming up. O shine.

[D]

In the police car.

[A]

Your daddy said it took you just a little too far. You tell enough things but your girlfriend lied. You can't catch me cuz I'm Rab. Gun died I guess I did.

[D]

Standing in the front, just shaking your ass.

[A]

I take you backstage, you can drink in my class.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf, hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay.

[A]

Wolf. Well, thanks, Johnny.

[C]

Thanks.

[A]

Jerry Rohira out of New York City.

[D]

New York City.

[A]

But we're too rough for New York City.

[D]

Rough.

[A]

Frasier. Good morning. A ten express van. One ton. It says mt. What's that mean?

[E]

Thanks for taking my call. You're a super guy.

[A]

Thanks.

[E]

And I'm glad you can hear me off the phone with something and let me not talk to you, man. You're a super guy. You are you man. You're something, man. You're one of a kind.

[A]

Where are you out of?

[E]

I'm old. Houston. Texas. Texas. Don't go beat them dead. Blame old New England patriots.

[C]

Amen, brother.

[A]

Wouldn't that be fun? Wouldn't that be fun? I don't know if I would enjoy that more than watching the cowboys beat the pack. The cowboys need to beat the pack. But I would get more satisfaction out of the Texans beating Tom Brady than any game this year.

[C]

No doubt.

[E]

But what we going to do? John Clay, we're going to move you to Houston. We ought to get you an office and a.

[A]

A phone.

[E]

I mean office and a free phone and a great card. Wow.

[A]

You've got.

[E]

You're super. Yeah.

[A]

Huh. You've got an extended van. Is it a passenger van or a cargo van?

[E]

Yes sir. It is. It's a passenger. It's. And my aunt, she's older lady had it. No lights on the dash. I mean decent tires on it. The only pick is. Can you hear me now?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

I'm breaking up.

[A]

You're good.

[E]

Let me move.

[A]

No, you're good.

[E]

Okay. The only thing about it I gotta be straight with you as a little paint peel. And I think they all do it up by the top. But it's a good old man. Straight, you know. Straight van.

[A]

Does seven grand buy it.

[E]

We need a little bit more.

[A]

Let's do this. I'll give a little bit more. But I need to look at this paint because it's all about how much I've got to spend to fix it. So can you load it on our website givemetheven.com send us some pictures and then take some pictures of the paint peeling so I can figure out what I got to spend to fix it. And I'll get it bought and I'll get it paid for and I'll get it picked up.

[E]

Okay. Okay. I'll do that.

[A]

I got to keep cruising. Thank you so much for hanging on. Fraser. 800 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. It is time for top 10 at 10.

[D]

Good morning, John Casey.

[A]

Casey, good morning.

[D]

Man, you're looking good.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

And you smell good, too.

[A]

Better than you. You've been dead for two years.

[D]

I've been for seven and a half years and I'm getting a little rank.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

But we're going to give you the top 10 this morning. You know, of course, the Russians made Donald J. Trump the president. We all know this.

[A]

We do.

[D]

That's the only reason he's president. So here's the top 10 other things people may not know that the Russians have actually done. You ready?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

We'll start off with number 10. They help Rocky win in Rocky 2 and Rocky IV.

[E]

Number 9.

[D]

They keep Rush Limbaugh on the radio, period.

[A]

They is the Russians. Russians, okay.

[D]

Number eight, the Russians made Sammy Hagar the Red Rocker.

[A]

Number seven, the Russians created.

[D]

Just so Americans would keep voting Republican, they made Sesame Street's Elmo Red. Tickle me, Comrade. Number nine, they infiltrated the monkeys. Some people don't know this. They infiltrated the monkeys with Mike Nesmith just to nip that nonsense in the bud. They clearly hacked the Titanic GPS system. The Russians killed Paul McCartney in 1966. All over that song. Back in the USSR. Two words for you, Dak Prescott. They parted the Red Sea just to make Moses look good. There's the top 10 things that people don't know that the Russians actually did.

[A]

You know, one thing, I. When I was 19, I used to own a bar.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So I was a barkeep over in Fort Worth by tcu. And one thing I learned of my bartender days.

[C]

What was that?

[A]

Is when a gal would come up and order White Zinfandel.

[D]

White Zin.

[A]

White Z. Yeah. That was code for I'm easy. Oh, really? And when she would order a White Russian, you know what that meant? What was that? I'm real easy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So let me. Let me say this again for guys up in Pennsylvania that just tuned in. I think this is our last show today up and just there up in Allentown on zzo. I canceled the program yesterday. I told him I wanted to do one more show today to tell everybody goodbye. And I've enjoyed it. And the. The staff at ZZO is awesome. The station's awesome. The problem is, is that we went up there to do an audition, basically.

[D]

Right?

[A]

Basically. For six weeks, two months, to see if a we fit. Coming from Texas to the New New York, New England, northeastern area. And, and because to do the. Give me the VIN product in that area, it takes a lot of people.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's expensive mechanics. Yeah. So the idea was to go into D.C. baltimore, New York City, Philly. Not. Not because ZZO is like up in the Poconos and they hit the edge of Jersey and New York State, but it's not the big metropolitan area.

[D]

Try it out there and then expand.

[A]

Try it out there. If we're clear, then we're going to expand. And we just never got the clearance.

[D]

By who?

[A]

By corporate. Corporate.

[D]

Okay. They won't. They don't like us.

[A]

Well, we're too Texan.

[D]

We're two.

[A]

What are we? Two.

[D]

We're two something.

[A]

Well, they don't, they don't dislike us. They just don't know what to do.

[D]

Casey. Casey keeps coming back. I'm sorry.

[A]

No. So I was like, okay, well, we gotta cancel. And I tried it in November. I was like, hey, we gotta go. This has been six months, right? The, the people up there have been great feedback. The listeners, I mean, the, the calls from Pennsylvania. Zio listeners have had our. Since I announced this earlier at 8 o', clock, have had our call thing banked out all morning. And, and we love hearing from you guys, but I just don't, I can't keep. We can do the show up there, but I can't do the. Give me the VIN thing up there.

[D]

Why?

[A]

I can't hire all these people to handle all this if we're not going to have a. It takes hundreds of cars to make this thing. Economies of scale.

[D]

They don't think the show's gonna work in the, In Philly and New York.

[A]

They're worried we're going to send people.

[D]

Rough in Philly and we're too rough in New York. This show is too edgy for Philadelphia.

[A]

How, how, how, how, how, how, how that, that confuses me as much as it does you, J.D. because I. How. We're too rough there.

[D]

You know, it's.

[A]

But I was reading a review. They brought it back up again for D.C. and somebody out of New York.

[D]

They have a review.

[A]

They reviewed us and it's a programmer, not a.

[D]

Not like, not like in the paper.

[A]

And what they did is they just take all the bad or what they saw as bad. Sure. And brought that out. Nothing good.

[D]

That's their gig.

[A]

I can read you the note.

[D]

You can. You have it.

[A]

Good news. The show is not as dirty, homophobic or anti Jew as previous demos and shows. When the Anti Jew.

[D]

I was gonna say, when in the world have we been homophobic or anti Jew ever? Ah, I'm sorry.

[A]

Go ahead. Still misogynistic. Porn talk, strippers and use terms like old lady.

[D]

That's. That won't work in New York.

[A]

But they back up on and apologize for. But that's still unacceptable. Also had an extended bid on lesbian football talk.

[C]

What?

[D]

Oh, yeah, we did.

[A]

Did a really tasteless joke about Kurt.

[D]

Cobain's death, which is always funny.

[A]

They refer to Kelly Blue Book. The Automobile guide is Kelly Blue Balls.

[D]

Which makes sense because she never pays off.

[A]

And. And a lot of content isn't relevant to listeners. Inside information about the crew, content and show included. Company Christmas party, old CBS sales manager, local clients, lots of Texas talk. They also rip on John Boy and Billy. No, we don't.

[D]

No, we've never done that.

[A]

Because some stations can't really run them that pick up their show.

[D]

That make any sense.

[A]

Best part of the show is when they talk about cars. And if they could focus more on that, it might be. It might work.

[D]

I said, okay, this is a programmer who's a read a book and B. And B just needs to say something. Needs to whiz on the tree.

[A]

It looks like somebody that's just really wanting to complain.

[D]

Right. They're looking. They're looking for anything.

[A]

I've been up there for six months. I've done all I know how to do. The listeners love it. But if it doesn't fit their profile.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's what I was trying to figure out. The framework of what is acceptable and what is not. And I. I suggested this. If it fits within the frame of Saturday Night Live.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Or Jimmy Kimmel, are we good?

[D]

Yep.

[A]

And everybody's like, yeah, but if you really watch Saturday Night Live, they get rank as hell sometimes.

[D]

Yeah, they do.

[A]

We're Saturday Morning Live for many listeners. I don't know, man. I just keep on keeping on. Keep doing what.

[D]

What we do as, you know, programmers, sometimes they just have to mark their territory.

[A]

Right.

[D]

And they got to say what they got to say. Just this one sounds like somebody that's kind of got an issue. You must have said something at some point that made a mad. So they went, okay, new. You're not going to New York. You're not going to, I think, Philadelphia.

[A]

I think that's a true statement. It. It was something as silly as a. What it was, was last May, and there was a drop in the show from Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, Ridgemont High.

[D]

Okay. Oh, I know.

[A]

The beach scene when he said, hey, those guys are blank.

[C]

What about those other surfers? Oh, those guys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[D]

That did it.

[A]

That really. That started from a movie.

[D]

We didn't even say.

[A]

Well, it. But it was said. And thank. Times have changed.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[A]

I wonder what's gonna happen in the Trump administration.

[D]

You think it's gonna change when the President.

[A]

President of the United States says things that are worse than that?

[D]

Oh, did you see the press conference?

[A]

No.

[C]

He said crap twice.

[D]

Oh, he did.

[A]

He used the word crap.

[D]

He told the CNN guy he was fake. I'm not. You're not getting a question. You're fake news.

[A]

Yeah, but that's not, that's not edgy. It's.

[D]

It's harsh and it's really out of character. He's also. I don't know if you heard.

[A]

I'm not the president. I'm not running for anything.

[C]

No.

[A]

I'm a sorry lion ass used car dealer.

[D]

You're not.

[A]

That does radio on Saturday mornings right here on this station. Have been doing it for 10 years. And thank you guys for tuning in.

[D]

What were you saying, J. I'm just saying. He's also. Ruffles and feathers. I don't know if you saw this story. 89 year old. This guy's name is Charles Brotman. 89 years old. And he has done. He has announced the inauguration for every single inauguration day since 1957, going back to Dwight D. Eisenhower. And Trump, for whatever reason, has fired him and he's bringing in a new guy.

[A]

You're fired.

[D]

You're fired.

[A]

Well, you're fired. Cause you're just too Damn old. He's 89.

[D]

But he's not. He's 90. He's 89.

[A]

He's rounded up.

[D]

Yeah, he's 90 years old.

[A]

Oh, he shouldn't have fired him.

[D]

He fired the guy. This guy used to be an announcer. He's been an announcer for the baseball teams. He's very, very well known in radio broadcasting in Washington. And he's like the guy.

[A]

What is he here with us?

[D]

Oh, geez. I didn't know he was. Is this Charles Brotman?

[A]

Mr. Charles. What? What? What? What do you think of all this?

[C]

I was amazed with this young man. Trump.

[D]

Yeah. Do you think you could.

[C]

What? Wires me from a job I've done for 60 years?

[D]

Yeah, since 57. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, do you think it would time to hang up your hat, Charles?

[C]

No, no, I need the money.

[D]

Well, yes. Yeah, but it.

[C]

It paid $150 a parade.

[D]

So every four years you got 150 bucks.

[C]

I did that parade every year and I did it good.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Rush Limbaugh is still on the isdn. Rush, are you there? Wake up, Rush.

[D]

Is he around?

[C]

John?

[A]

Yeah. Good morning. What do you think about all this? Trump and firing and police parades?

[C]

I was having. Having a cocktail.

[D]

Oh, really? Saturday morning cocktails.

[C]

I think that's rough.

[D]

Don't say the gentleman.

[C]

The gentleman. I can, I can commiserate. The gentleman lost his job.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I've never experienced that perfectly no myself.

[D]

Clearly Russians keep you.

[C]

And of course he's hurt by the deal, but he's gotten an offer from, from another so called news organization. Yeah.

[D]

Actually the NBC is going to let him do the inauguration on their tele. He's saying it's kind of a fake job. He's saying that's, that's not good enough. NBC's pretty big come up and, and let him, they're going to let him do it on tv.

[A]

Rush, are you going to have him on your show?

[D]

He's called it.

[C]

I, I actually tried to have him on the show before we went to air. He was in the green room. He had three accidents.

[D]

What? He did not.

[E]

He.

[C]

Yes, he did.

[D]

No, he didn't. Rush, the guy's.

[A]

What kind of accident?

[D]

It's quite lucid.

[C]

We'll say wholesale cleaning accidents. That's all right.

[D]

The guy's 90.

[C]

I have a, I have a sponsorship with Woolite.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

So we've got them all taken care of. Probably. TV is the, the place he belongs. Is Charles still with us? Because he's too problematic for radio.

[D]

He's not. He's been doing it for forever. 70 years. There he is. He's back. So what was your favorite? Who was your favorite president? Charles, did you have a favorite going back? Was it Eisenhower? Was it Nixon? Was it Carter? Was it who that.

[C]

Nixon was a saint.

[D]

Yeah, he was a saint.

[C]

Nixon, he had the best smile.

[D]

Nixon.

[C]

And they said he couldn't be president because he was a peanut farmer. That was actually when he got those hostages back.

[D]

That was actually. No, that was rare.

[C]

It was a man of the Lord.

[A]

What?

[D]

I don't even know who you're going now.

[C]

Johnny Kennedy was fun.

[D]

John Kennedy. Oh, you did the Kennedy.

[C]

That was some parade.

[D]

I bet that was a big day.

[C]

A lot of bosoms on that one.

[D]

Okay, chuck.

[A]

Mold. Good morning, 06 Tundra with 126 two wheel driver four. Chuck, you there?

[D]

Chuck?

[A]

Chuck. Chuck, you're on the air. Is Your truck a four wheel drive or two.

[E]

That's a two wheel drive.

[A]

Is it a crew cab or extended?

[E]

It's crew cab.

[A]

So it's got four doors that open the same direction.

[E]

It's got four doors open the same direction. It's got their sliding back window. Roll down back window.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

I'm gonna say it's clean.

[A]

Okay. Does it.

[E]

It's clean. It's my everyday driver. I take care of it.

[A]

I would give you 7, 500 for the truck. I believe it's old body style, homie. This is old body style. It's the same truck as a. OO last year. The old body style. What's it take? What's it take to buy it?

[E]

Well, I'm gonna have to say at least 12.

[A]

Yeah, I. You can buy the new body style for less. And that's what. We'll keep that one for selling. But I do appreciate you calling in. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Jason, is this Ford? Is it a power stroke?

[E]

No, Sir. It's gasoline.

[A]

O3F250. Gas or cloth? I mean, I'm sorry. Leather. Cloth.

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

XL or XLT?

[E]

XLT.

[A]

4 wheel drive or 2?

[E]

4 wheel drive.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Rough.

[A]

Rough. I need to see pictures of it. Can you go to the website givemetheven.com, shoot us some pictures of it? I'd be stupid to bid this thing side unseen. Being this old and you telling me it's rough. I got to figure out what it takes.

[E]

I think I say rough. It's got its normal wear and tear and normal scratches. It's not.

[A]

It's not wrecked.

[E]

You know what I mean? No wrecks, no, nothing like that.

[A]

Four grand, does that sound right?

[E]

About four.

[A]

Yeah. Go to give me the vin.com. i'm thinking four grand. And if it's slick, I'm gonna buy it from you.

[E]

All right, all right.

[A]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[C]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

Come on. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars. About 1,000amonth. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast. Quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car. Give me the vin.com.

[C]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Again. Lynyrd Skynyrd is the best band of all time on planet Earth. Thank you. I'm done.

[C]

You're done?

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jeff, this diesel, is it a 4? Yeah, it says it's a four wheel drive, but it's got 200,000 miles on it. 2012 F350 huh? That's tough. That's tough, that's tough. Were you a hotshot driver or something?

[E]

No, I bought it used here about a year ago.

[A]

Okay. You ain't gonna like my number. What's your payoff?

[E]

Payoff's right around 18.

[A]

Yeah, you're not as bad as I thought. I think it's 15 grander. I need to do a little research on that. If it was leather, I'd know exactly what to do with it. As an XLT with 200, it's not nearly as desirable mid teens. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can take a hard look and not just throw something out of my mouth? Yeah, all right, do that. Thanks, Jeff. Where are you listening?

[E]

Do I what?

[A]

What city are you listening in?

[E]

Royce City.

[A]

Royce City. Dallas. 92.5ZPS Lone Star.

[D]

Lone Star.

[A]

Okay, well, Tony Romo's dad is in the studio today.

[D]

This is going to be.

[A]

This is a big weekend. Big weekend. This is going to be interesting.

[D]

Well, what's he going to.

[A]

It is.

[D]

I mean, what are you going to do?

[A]

The Texans are playing the Pats.

[D]

I know.

[A]

The Cowboys are playing the Pack. I know this is a big football.

[D]

Weekend, but what's going to happen happen with Tony?

[A]

Don't know.

[D]

I mean, we got to believe that Dak's going to start, but that's not going to sit well with his dad.

[A]

Tons know more than we do.

[D]

I know that's his father.

[A]

He's his closest confidant.

[D]

They talk every day.

[A]

Let's bring him in.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Hold on.

[D]

Come on in. There he is.

[C]

Buenos dias.

[A]

Hello, Romero. Romo. Tony Romo's Dad, Good to see you.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Gracias.

[A]

We really have enjoyed you. You've been a crowd pleaser this season on our little ditty on Saturday mornings.

[C]

I'm only speaking for the love of.

[A]

My children and I want to appreciate. I want to thank you for not starting to charge me for this since you knew that it was becoming popular. Jeez.

[D]

Yeah, he just comes in because he loves it. He loves telling Tony's story.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Last week I charged Red Lobster.

[D]

You charged Red Lobster?

[A]

Oh, yeah. For that story you told. You did. You. You told Red Lobster they needed to pay you for it.

[C]

$40.

[D]

40 bucks.

[A]

Little shrimp scampi happy like a gift card, you know.

[C]

It is very exciting time.

[D]

It's a very big A D. Yeah, it is.

[C]

And despite my son Antonio still stellar performance versus the New York Giants and wicked dsic he played one series well, it looked like the fate of los vaqueros de la Dallas rests in the hands of Lil Dakota Prescott.

[D]

Yeah, he's been. He's done real well, boot.

[C]

Considering the abilities of the terrifying and formidable Green Bay packers under Capitan Mr. Descuento Doble.

[D]

Who?

[C]

The discount doubler. Check his man, Senor Aaron Rodgers.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Coming for Sunday. Who can say what will happen? And so if Lil Duck should become a part of Clay Matthews and Julios a pepper sandwich muther Mary forbid. Tony will be quite prepared. For years now he have adopted a special training exercise from his hero, the great Brett Favre, who as you know, before he began his career in adult films.

[D]

No, he didn't.

[C]

Knew a thing or two about the football.

[D]

It was never in Jesse Deuce. No, he wasn't Jesse Deuce. No, you don't know.

[C]

And so Antonio prepared with the chiefs. He go to Hickory Farms in mall. Hickory Farms between Spencer's and the toys by Roy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you know? Yeah, I know the Hickory Farms only buy a hundred pounds of warious cheeses. He bought cheese in £1 hunks just like a football, you see?

[D]

I see.

[C]

And Tony like at the Hickory Horns because he can try a little bite of the different cheeses before he buy them. If you want to have a taste of the smoky farmhouse cheddar cheese or the Porto wine cheese.

[A]

Right.

[C]

The Hickory Farms girl, she cut him a little slice and he tried because as you know, Antonio should never handle a sharp knife because of his polish hair.

[D]

Dangerous, Right.

[C]

He is very accident prone. Once when he was just a little quarterback, he'd take his smoother knife and cut a slice of Monterey Jack cheese.

[D]

Monterey Jack, Okay.

[C]

And he accidentally cut off the top joint of his left thumb. No, the knuckle and all.

[D]

He didn't. Yes.

[C]

This is why he never give a thumbs up with his left hand.

[D]

I've never seen him do it. You got a point.

[C]

And when he is done with the chopping, he take his chases back to the star in Frisco.

[D]

In Frisco.

[C]

And he lined them up on a table with some crackers and fresh grappers and baby carrots. And he go through his chest exercises. He grabbed the chest.

[D]

The chest.

[C]

He take a little taste and then he throw it.

[D]

The cheese. Oh, the cheese. He throws the cheese.

[A]

It's like Hickory farms paying him too.

[C]

It's like a little bit of football voodoo, you know, because the packers, they are. How do you say all about the chess?

[D]

Well, they are.

[C]

And so Antonio, he fight chess with chess. And Antonio is very, very effective. In his practice this week, he actually throw a hunk of exquisite Swiss chest Swiss cheese 66 yards in a high tight spiral.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

He throw a blended jalapeno pepper Jess 49 yards across his body right down the sideline at 778 yards per hour. It was like a bullet made of chess. Of course, none of the horse team receivers took a part in this special practice. Instead they let 30 lucky residents of the greater Dallas homeless shelter take a places downfield.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

As a special public service.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Unfortunately, none of them could catch very well.

[D]

No.

[C]

But I think they did appreciate the chase there.

[D]

Put the cheese.

[C]

And now Tony is ready for the Packers.

[D]

Ready for the.

[C]

If he is called upon this week.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Go meet those son of beach bastard packers.

[D]

He's ready. Cuz he threw cheese all week.

[C]

Please be careful with your children.

[D]

All right? Tell him, don't tell. I love him.

[C]

I hope you don't think my story was too cheesy.

[D]

No, that was not too cheesy at all. At all.

[A]

So. J.D.

[D]

Oh my God. Yes.

[A]

What did Trump's press conference was?

[D]

Oh, you know, it went. It was like a zoo. It was like a Saturday Night Live bit. It was so great. Holy mackerel. And I, and I again, I don't think Trump's the end all be all but between the two, I voted that way. So I just think it's funny. He's yelling back and forth at the, at the, at the news news people, the CNN guys going, I want a question. He's like, you don't get a question, you fake news. Next guy. It was a zoo, man. They were all screaming at him.

[A]

I heard that he is going to change the law instead of. He's changed his position from building a wall and keeping all the Mexicans out.

[D]

Right.

[A]

To changing the law to where contractors get fined for stealing each other's Mexicans.

[D]

No, that's not. I haven't heard this.

[A]

These builders.

[D]

Well, because you had.

[C]

They steal each other's Mexicans.

[A]

Yeah, it's bad.

[C]

Very bad business.

[A]

It's bad. I mean it's just happened. It'll mess up projects.

[C]

That's why we're starting a new. And you can call this the Trump immigration initiative. Okay, share the Mexicans, everybody.

[A]

No, we gotta go to break. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the radio. GiveMeTheEven.com's the website. Be back in just a minute. It.

[C]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[A]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at them? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[C]

Tell us your car.

[D]

Now.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

800-800-7234. Again it is the open bitch session line or you can call in too your car. It has been fun. I've had fun day. Dan, where are you calling from? Dan Lamon.

[E]

Hockley, Texas.

[A]

Where? Hockley. That's down south Houston area.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

07 Charger SRT 8 was 66. It says Canadian made. I know they make tons of cars in Mexico and Canada, but was it made for Canadian spec? So as a previous Canadian car.

[E]

Correct.

[A]

So the. Okay, is it still in odomet kilometers or is it in statute miles?

[E]

It's in the US miles and it has the limited or optional 12 inch subwoofer kicker. And then it has no sunroof. And then fully loaded CD player. It also has a tape player.

[A]

It has a tape player. You heard it here first.

[C]

Thank goodness.

[A]

Player does. Yeah.

[E]

It was the very first 2007 produced the.

[A]

The Canadian thing hurts the value, no question. Hellcats. I had a Canadian Hellcat the other day. We Sell some previous Canadian Ford trucks. They bring about two grand less than normal. Just because it's weird, it's stupid, but it's just the way it is.

[E]

Well, I don't. Well, it says on the fan it says made in Canada, but get me the VIN.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let me pull an auto check in a. Let me make sure it's a previous Canadian because all these cars are made in Canada. Imagine not all of them, but a lot of Chryslers. But it may not be. If it was built for us, it's a different deal. Is it like. Let me. I'm gonna bid it as a non Canadian anyway. 7 SRT 8 was 66. It's like a $10,000 car.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Does that work?

[E]

No, I've. I paid 20,000 for it six months ago, but I got it financed too.

[A]

Yeah, it's a 07. It's 10 years old. 66,000 miles. I'm still holding back a little because of the previous Canadian. I don't know. The last one I had, I sold for 14 grand and it had the same miles on it. So if, if it's. If it's a US built for us, but you don't have a sunroof, I don't know. It's. It's a mid teens to low teens car. And it. That the previous Canadian thing does make a difference. So just go to givemetheven.com but it sounds like you're tanked, so it really isn't gonna make a big difference. We're buying these cars, JD Higher than we were, hell, just a week ago.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. The market's going up. It's that time of year. The tulips are fixing to bloom. The car business is much like the rag business, textiles, the retail clothes business. You buy a season ahead.

[D]

Okay, makes sense.

[A]

So the dealers are starting to load up where they're. March is the biggest selling month of the year.

[D]

I thought it was December.

[A]

No. Okay, March for sure. The 20 years I've been doing this, March is always my best month. So dealers are starting to buy in 60 days. Their inventory gets old, so they're starting to buy with more confidence now. So they're aged. Cars will land in March, and they know in March they're going to have a lot of demand. And between now and March, the prices are going to continue to firm up and go up a little bit. So we're buying cars higher than we were.

[D]

Okay. Because you're buying on the curve.

[A]

And tax season. The reason March runs the car business is because the tax checks come out in February.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. So people get their money and then February and March, boom, boom, boom. Here we go. It's the season. It is.

[D]

So the money's going up. So now's the time to sell. Yeah, you're gonna get your money. More money.

[A]

This is the best time of the year to sell between now and mid February. No, when's Thanksgiving? No, not Thanksgiving. When's. How about Valentine's the 14th.

[D]

14Th.

[A]

That's the peak.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, that's the peak.

[D]

Day of love.

[A]

And Halloween is the Dive.

[D]

October 31st.

[A]

Yep. Yep. The note cars, the tax cars peak out.

[D]

Well that makes in. That makes sense.

[A]

February, the highest auction of the year is typically Valentine's auction. So anyway.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. We're buying them higher than we were. Keith. An 1120500 diesel with 182. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[E]

Four wheel drive.

[A]

Okay. Is it long bed or short?

[E]

It's a six foot. I think that'd be the short bed.

[A]

Short bed. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

It's cloth.

[A]

It's an 11.3quarter new body but almost 200,000 miles. Is it deleted or does it have the factory emissions?

[E]

It's deleted and it's got a fifth wheel.

[A]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[E]

It's got a leveling kit.

[A]

Is it ranch rough or a city truck?

[E]

It's been in the city mostly. I'd say average condition.

[A]

Cloth. It's an 11. It's 16 grand with 182 is what I think.

[E]

16. I was thinking closer to 20.

[A]

If it was leather I would be too. But a cloth truck, they just don't bring it with the miles on them. I'm not saying I won't give more than 16, but just off the cuff. That's what my, my, the genie and my belly is telling me. Can you go to my website, givemetheven.com and load it up so I can look.

[E]

Sir.

[A]

All right. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Magnolia, Texas.

[A]

Got it. We'll pick up down there. No sweat. And that goes for anyone listening. Go to givemetheven.com. load your car up. We have 12 buyers in a room that are doing nothing but appraising cars and emailing out offer letters. That's what we do. We buy a couple hundred cars a week. We have a crew of drivers. They get dispatched all over the state of Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Whole fleet of transport trucks and we pick these cars up. Our logistics team will call you after you make the deal with our buyer and set up to pay off your payoff.

[D]

Yeah, we're not getting my cash.

[A]

Send us copies of your title and your driver's license. Get all the thing ready and be done. So when we get there, all we got to do is drive around the block and once it over and makes sure that you told us the truth.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

That's all simple.

[D]

Some of that's the hard part. People don't. It's too simple. Some people like I can't be real.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen him a hundred times. Dude. When I used to pick up cars, say, you know this. So this is all I gotta do because my wife says I'm crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

As soon as this check clears. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna be make a lot of people feel stupid.

[A]

I'll tell you what, if the checks didn't clear, it'd be all over the Internet. It'd be all over the Internet. Internet. You will not see anything online about our money not being good. People might a little bit about us not giving them enough.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

But they don't ever about us not paying.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Cuz we pay and we pay hard funds now. Funds. We don't give you those funny money checks that wait. You can take our check down the bank.

[E]

Cash it.

[A]

Cash it, cash it.

[C]

Oh, back in the early days, you know, people used to really not. We had a caller earlier this morning. The guy was like, are you really buying cars? Are you really buying cars?

[A]

Yeah, we really are buying cars. That's really what we do. If we don't buy 20 cars a day, something's wrong.

[D]

20 a day?

[A]

Damn Right.

[D]

I know. You did that many.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[D]

Really?

[A]

If. If I. If I walk in there and there's like 12 on the board and there's not. I'm like. And it's about 3 o'. Clock. I'm like, everybody's staying late.

[D]

You scream at them.

[A]

Yeah, I scream at them.

[D]

That's why I don't work for you.

[A]

Well, I don't. A lot of times I jump in there with them and finish it off.

[D]

You do it. Yeah. You help. I've seen.

[A]

I get in there like, like, let me. You boys sit back. Let me show you something.

[D]

Let me show you.

[A]

Let me hold my beer, Turley. Let me show y' all something.

[D]

Wall street dismount.

[A]

You know, we send him an offered letter for 10,000 and we don't hear anything back, I get them on the phone. What's it take to buy this? Some. Well, you only sent me 10,000. Okay, what's wrong with that? Well, it's not enough. What's it take? 11. Hang on, let me look. Look at these pictures here. Look at this sunroof. Look at this navigation. I look at my buyers. Why the hell didn't you buy it? 11 grand sold. Really? Really. Next.

[D]

Why is that so hard?

[A]

The prettier they are, the more equipment, the more they bring. It's real simple. I think the best option that car manufacturers offer today is the color white.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

That wouldn't be my choice, but okay.

[A]

That's what sells. It's about desirability, marketability, liquidity. White baby.

[D]

Black or red.

[A]

Get you a white Rolls next to a purple. Maroon Rolls.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Twenty thousand dollar difference. A white Chevy, high country badass loaded up truck next to a dark blue one. Two grand difference.

[D]

Well, that I understand.

[C]

Blue.

[A]

But white, black is red. Trucks, red, Fire engine red. Remember in the day that was cool. That ain't cool no more. Really? Size truck, that is not cool. It's about a thousand less.

[D]

White is the best.

[A]

White, baby, white. You cannot go wrong with white. All right, when y' all are buying new cars, tell them you want a white one and then sell it to me later and you'll be happier. You get those stupid colors that look like bruises.

[D]

The program directors are going to pull your last few comments. You got to go white. They got to be white. Why?

[A]

No, no, it has nothing to do with race.

[D]

I know it doesn't.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

I'm just saying program black is good, but it's not.

[A]

See, I hear what you're saying. Okay, well that's not what I'm talking about.

[D]

No, it's not what you're talking about.

[A]

Silver is not so bueno and I'll tell you why. Cuz the rental car companies buy them all silver.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, man, they're everywhere. Who needs a silver PE is okay, but it's kind of come and gone. Red in sports cars is good. Yellow in sports cars is fine. Cuz everybody with tattoos drives them. But you know, yellow Corvette's going to bring a little more red Corvette. A white one with tan leather, a white one with black. Black leather.

[D]

Oh yeah, white sweat.

[A]

Again, white. Not a sedan, just. It's just white. Tan, white, black, that's the one more. And everything else is. Is secondary. I sell 200 cars a week. I watch the market like a hawk.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

And and it you. You have two cars side by side. And that white car brings a little bit more.

[C]

That's wild.

[A]

Yep. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio trucks with white and then tan on the bottom.

[D]

That's.

[A]

That's a reason the King ranch does what it does. We will zl I think we're out of here. Might never see you again. The rest of y' all will see you in hour number four coming up right now.

[D]

Stream.

[A]

It. Might have been me. Keep on fighting brown mirror Keep on.

[E]

Working Rolling, rolling, rolling on a river.

[A]

Seen a lot of plates in Milford Pumped a lot of pain down in New ole But I never saw the good side of a city till I his forever.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Our number four coming at you Saturday morning. J.D. ryan, good morning. Morning, John.

[C]

Santa Maria.

[A]

Santa Maria. Today is national clean your house day. Is it really? Yeah.

[C]

So me and my son are definitely taking that Christmas tree down today.

[A]

Is it a island? It a God. Artificial or real?

[C]

Our tree?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yes. Fake as fake can be.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What about you, J.D. have you taken your holiday?

[D]

I never put any up.

[A]

Oh, really?

[D]

I go out of town. No, I just go out of town. I go to the islands for Christmas, so I put up a tree.

[A]

I have a lot of people on hold here.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And do y' all mind if I take a moment?

[D]

Just go through.

[A]

Go through.

[D]

Go over here and check.

[A]

Thomas? Thomas, are you there?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here.

[A]

06 Ram half ton gas. SLT does have the 20s and a.

[E]

Hemi extension of the party.

[A]

You would like to speak?

[E]

No, it's got. It's got aftermarket 18s with really wide tires.

[A]

Something's wrong with the phone. It's tied up. But I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. Seven grand buyers. What? I think maybe eight. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up?

[E]

Yeah, I got another vehicle.

[A]

It's. The phone's screwed up. You're tied into something else. Kevin, this truck is hard to sell. Let me start with that and I'll tell you why. You there?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here.

[A]

It's because it's a V10 and it's the damnedest thing I've ever been through. It's like, where. Where are you located?

[E]

I'm in the Heights.

[A]

Heights? Heights. Like, I see seven two area code.

[E]

What's that seven? Oh, that's my. I just moved down here, Colorado, but.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

I live over in the Heights, you know, off of Ella and, you know, up just the north side of. I guess it's called Oak Forest.

[A]

Are you in Houston?

[E]

Yeah, I live in Houston now. I just moved out.

[A]

Okay. I'm not familiar with all the. The neighborhoods in Houston. So you got a Colorado truck. That makes sense. Is it a four wheel drive? Of course. Does it have a camper top on it?

[E]

Nope, I do not have one. They have a tunnel cover on it.

[A]

Is it a dually or a single wheel?

[E]

It's a single.

[A]

What? I don't know. Be a good answer because I really don't. No, no. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load that one up. I can't do it over the radio because I'm gonna have to look at a market report and get familiar. I think it's. Is it leather? Cloth? Leather? I think it's 12 grand, but it might be 14 and I don't know. But I can know after I have the VIN number. All right, 800-800-7234. Ken Jones. This explore the miles got a little long at 139 for it to have a next life on a nice note lot. So it screws the market up on it. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

It's leather. Eddie Bauer edition.

[A]

139. 139 on the clock. 139 on the clock. No, no, no. 139 on the odometer. 139. Oh.

[E]

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I know, I'll give. I know I'll give four. I don't know if I'll give five. I need to look at it to know. Okay, so go to. Give me the VIN. Yeah, just go to givemethe vin.com. you put the VIN number in and the miles. Take a couple of pictures with your phone and you can upload them right there off your phone and then shoot it on.

[E]

All right, thank you.

[A]

Thank you. 800-800-Radio.

[C]

Yeah, Daddy.

[A]

Good morning. Who this be? Taking one blind.

[E]

Hey, Kenny, how we doing?

[A]

We're going into hour number four. We're just cruising, chilling.

[E]

That's awesome. I'm calling from Allentown, unfortunately.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Last show, I wanted to say thank you for all the fun times on the radio.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah. I listen on the way to work every. Every Saturday morning. It was a blast. I'm gonna listen to the podcast every week.

[A]

Then you can do this. Go, go to their website and send the program director an email and tell him that you don't want to lose us. And if he gets enough of those, he's gonna call corporate and he's gonna say, we don't want to lose them. Here's the deal with the show, how it works. So we buy advertising on these stations during the week, right? Right. Givemetheven.com have you ever heard the commercials?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So the show clearance is tied to the commercials.

[D]

Right.

[A]

So if I'm not spending any money with them, then they're not as interested in me. Make sense?

[D]

Like at a topless bar.

[C]

So just like the topless bar.

[A]

Exactly, like a topless bar. So. Right. So what I said yesterday is I ain't spending no more money with you. And I understand that you're probably going to cancel the show, and if you need to do that, then do it. But we've had so many calls and emails this morning that if they put enough pressure on the PDs, they might just carry us anyway because they realize, hey, this isn't what we thought. It's a crowd pleaser. It's not some car dealer just trying to sell something.

[E]

It's very enjoyable.

[A]

Well, that's. That's the way it's designed to a fault. I really don't plug my wearers that much on the air. If you've noticed during the commercials. We do. That's what commercials are for. The content time is to have fun and be entertaining. So, you know, it's just. But, but the. These people in New York City that were giving me grief saying, we're this and we're that and we're that, we're this. Like, you know what? Screw it, dude. I mean, I'm sitting here paying you guys, you. Yeah. To do this, to entertain your people. I'm out. I'm done. So, yeah, send them a note. I. I think they've gotten about 40 this morning probably. And they're gonna have to push that up to corporate, make a decision. What I'm really hoping is that it cracks the mindset and goes ahead and lets us finish our project up there in D.C. baltimore, New York City, Philly, the works. Because if we can. If we can do the whole program like we do in, in Texas, then I can hire enough people up there to make this thing work. I'm losing money up there's what I'm trying to say. I understand. Right. But if, if I got in the major metros, then it'll make money. So that. That's really the decision. So, anyway, I do appreciate your call and keep clicking the podcast if. If. If we don't get back on.

[E]

All right. Well, Bill, thanks, man.

[D]

Some decision maker said we're too rough for Philly.

[A]

They just don't want us because they're scared of us. Yeah, there's no doubt. It's the same where. It's the same way everywhere we go.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning, sir. I got a 2008 Ford FX2. Got 76,000 miles on it. It's got the center console with aftermarket tires and wheels on it.

[A]

Is it leather? Cloth.

[E]

It's cloth.

[A]

Does it happen to have a sunroof?

[E]

It does not.

[A]

I really like the miles. Where are you calling from?

[E]

From Lake Worth.

[A]

Okay, you're in Fort Worth. We have a buy center over off camp Bowie in 30. It's an 08. So it's 10 years old. Not quite. Yeah, it is.

[E]

Less than 10, 000 miles a year.

[A]

No, it's great miles. You're right. My gut is telling me $12,000.

[E]

12.

[A]

If that works, go to givemetheven.com and also if. If I'm wrong, if I'm a little bit light, I'll. When I do a marker surveying. We dumped the VIN number into proprietary software that we built, and it takes book values, auction data, no sale data, all types of variables, and throws it into a algorithm, and it gives us a number. And that's how my buyers bid all these cars. I took my brain and programmed it into a computer, basically so that vin.

[E]

That VIN number information to the. The dealers and stuff around here.

[A]

Do you. Not at all. Not a bit.

[E]

Perfect.

[A]

If you want to do a deal with a dealer, then tell us and we can hook you up. But do we sell our leads? No.

[E]

Outstanding. That's good news. That's why I didn't want to do it online. I wanted to call you guys.

[A]

I understand, man, and trust me, it's been hard not to do because I've had a lot of nice offers for it. But what I told him is like, here's what's going to happen. If we push these to dealers. They're going to blow their phones up. People talk. They're going to say, don't go there. You're going to have to field phone calls for two weeks.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

And I'm like, it'll wreck the product. It'll wreck what we're doing.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

So, anyway, yeah, it's just us. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Israel. Israel. Raina, you there? He's been on hold so long he probably had to go pee. Chad. A 13N Nissan Sentra with 50. Does it have hubcaps or alloy wheels?

[E]

Alloy.

[A]

Leather. Cloth.

[E]

Leather.

[A]

It is leather. So is it a. Yeah. Is it a. What model is that? Is it called an SR?

[E]

SL2?

[A]

Two door. Four door.

[E]

Four door.

[A]

About seven grand.

[E]

And it's got the. It's got the Infinity or the. Excuse me. The Bose sound and a sunroof and all that stuff.

[A]

Ah, seven to eight grand. Seven to eight grand. Nissan's over. Yeah, Nissan has over built their product, dude. I mean, terribly. They're everywhere. But the good thing about yours is they don't rent the SLs. What's your payoff?

[E]

I don't even know. It's probably a little more than that, but.

[A]

Okay, well, go to the. Go to the website and we will email you a hard offer. Thanks, man. Hey, I shouldn't hung up on them that fast. 13 GMC Sierra Gas SLE. 4 wheel drive with 45 Renee. Does it have the big back door or the small back door? The big. So it's a crew. It's a 13 with 45. It's mid to low 20s. Mid to low 20s. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll get it bought. I'm getting tired.

[D]

Boy, speaking of selling leads, if you get more people trying to call your cell phone and sell you stuff recently, man, mine is just. I got on somebody's list somewhere and my phone has gone off.

[A]

So I was on the no. No call list for years. And it worked.

[D]

Yeah. Does it work?

[A]

Yes, it did.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But in 18 months ago, it went nuts again. I get four day.

[D]

Four days. So what?

[A]

I'm getting a friend of mine yesterday. It's funny you bring this up. He gave me the no call registry number. There's a phone number and I redid it yesterday. Okay. And we'll see if it works.

[D]

We'll see if it works. I did the same thing yesterday. That's weird. And. Yeah, really, it's. It's. If you want to look it up, there's. Just Google it. The no call list. And it's so simple. You call a number from the phone you want to block and it takes about 60 seconds and you get on the list.

[A]

Hey, Chris. An 07 Infiniti with 168,000 miles. The miles are so high, it just wrecks the car out. I think it's about two grand.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Yeah. What station you listening on?

[E]

The Buzz in Houston.

[A]

Cool, cool. We can. We're off the buzz at 11 o' clock so if you want to pick us back up for hour number four, you can go to 90, 97.5 ESPN in Houston.

[E]

Okay, good deal.

[A]

We're on there. Thanks man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bob, how was your work week?

[C]

You know, it's been a great week. It's been an absolutely stellar week.

[D]

Why?

[A]

What happened? Why?

[C]

Well, because nothing bad happened.

[D]

Oh. There.

[C]

And I've got the job of life.

[A]

The ultimate option.

[C]

Living the dream.

[A]

Bob does mornings on a station up near Dentons.

[C]

Afternoon.

[A]

Oh. Afternoons, plays whatever the hell he wants to play. Whenever he wants to play it. Nobody says anything to him.

[D]

Great gig man.

[C]

We played yesterday. I did it back to back cuz it was raining. And I played Led Zeppelin Rain Song right back to back. Not kidding with Eddie Rabbits.

[D]

I love a rain rainy night.

[A]

That is an open format back to back.

[D]

That's an open fun basic radio. When you could do that you can just play whatever you want.

[C]

And my, my son got a job. He's working at the Chicken Express. Yeah, nice. You know he's. He's on the fryer in Buoy.

[D]

Yeah. You live small town America. You just. You do. It's kind of a dream world.

[C]

Chicken Express two blocks away from us.

[A]

We're fixing to put our house up for sale and move back to Fort Worth.

[D]

Are you really gonna do that? You've been talking about it. You're really gonna do it?

[A]

We're going to look at houses this afternoon. Damn.

[C]

Where are you gonna go?

[A]

I believe you're gonna go just right around here.

[C]

I loved your spot on El Campo, man. That was beautiful.

[A]

We're gonna be near, near, real near over there is what I think.

[D]

You're gonna be out of the country.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I can't even imagine imagine you doing that.

[C]

Well, you ought to think about something with a separate shed.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like maybe not out back, maybe next door or something nearby.

[A]

Something I'm gonna try to buy, buy some property in Hyco. Hamilton.

[C]

Because Uncle Bob away getting younger.

[D]

That ain't the city. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to buy some property and put some cows on it in the country. Country?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I want a place where I can take my sons. I have three sons.

[D]

Right.

[A]

And I need to raise them right. Right. And the only way that I know I was raised. I like the way I was raised.

[D]

Four wheelers and Motorbikes and horses and.

[A]

Bed and cattle and working. But it was fun. It was camaraderie.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Building fences and all that stuff. Yeah. So I, I really want to have that for my kids and I want to have a place to go on the weekends to work with my sons.

[C]

Silver Lakes.

[A]

Silver Lakes should be out.

[C]

Silver Lakes.

[A]

Where's Silver Lakes?

[C]

That is west of Sunset.

[A]

Any place that, that has a name like, that's probably not what I'm talking about.

[C]

It's very nice, but I mean, is.

[A]

It like a neighborhood? It seems like a neighborhood.

[C]

It used to be a boy scout ranch and they bought it and did gazillions of dollars worth of Dude.

[A]

My kids are so e. They're so. IPad, Xbox. They get off the bus, they come in the house, they go straight to the computer, whatever flavor it is. And I, I just, I, I, I want to give them a chance. They're never going to learn how to work in the city.

[D]

No, sure.

[A]

And I mean to go out there and say, you see that? 100 acres, you know, so go mow it. Yeah. And don't come back. You mean there's an and when they come in? When they come in three hours later. So we broke the mower, let's say. Okay, well let's go fix it.

[D]

Go fix it.

[A]

Go fix it. And you know, see that? You know. No, that's half a mile of fence. Go paint it. Oh, and first you need to brush it down with wire brushes to get it ready for paint. But dad. So we're gonna have to go through, you know, six months of breakdown but dads to get to that. But if I don't do that, I'm gonna have a bunch of spoiled ass kids that aren't worth a damn.

[D]

A bunch of little snowflakes that can't stand losing an election and can't raise.

[A]

Their own family and can't. And I'm gonna be paying for them all my life. And I'm gonna be the only one working to pay for the snowflakes. I don't want to do that. So it's really.

[C]

You're right.

[A]

I'm doing this for me.

[C]

No, no, good for you, dude. Cuz they won't make it after you. They'll be with you forever, you know, if you don't teach them something.

[A]

Agreed. Agreed. And I mean, your kid running a fryer, I mean, that's reality. That's all that's.

[C]

Get your gloves on. We're fencing today.

[A]

All right?

[D]

And there's so many people that have Been hugely successful. That started off doing little crummy jobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Or little jobs, not crummy jobs.

[A]

We live a nice lifestyle and. And they have a lot of stuff. And if I don't teach them where.

[D]

It came from and how to write.

[A]

I have too many friends that are rich, kids that are worthless.

[D]

Yes, you're right.

[A]

Worthless.

[D]

Because they don't. They have no respect for where this stuff came. I know I sound like somebody's.

[A]

They can talk the talk, but they have no idea how to make money, how it works. You got to teach someone how to make money.

[D]

Of course.

[A]

Anyway. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. The website's givemethevin.com if you don't have a car to call in about, just call in and about something. Or call and talk about something. We like that, too. We'll be right back. And we've got about 40 minutes left.

[C]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by. By givemethevin.com.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. Cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[C]

Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

I just got an email from the PD up at ZZL in Pennsylvania.

[D]

What's he saying?

[A]

Did you guys go on the air this morning saying this might be your last show? My email has been blowing up for four hours.

[C]

Well, sorry, man.

[D]

Sorry. But yeah.

[A]

If I'm a betting man. Yeah, I bet that we. They. They cut a new deal.

[D]

Really? Yeah.

[A]

You think? I mean, they had to call them.

[D]

You had to.

[A]

I had to call their bluff. To get it.

[D]

To get it. Yeah. Otherwise you're gonna go away quietly. You don't make any noise. They're not gonna do anything.

[A]

Yeah, you're.

[D]

That's too easy for a programmer to go.

[A]

But see, this is the P.D. he's cool. He's been supportive. It's the damn New Yorkers. Oh, it's not, it's not, it's not Pennsylvania.

[D]

Okay. It's a step above.

[A]

I mean, how much of the nation's population is in that corridor? Is it 50%?

[D]

A lot.

[A]

A lot. I mean, seriously, a lot. When the Mayflower landed, I think that was the highest point of real estate prices available at the time. And still today.

[D]

That's why they. That's why we have electoral college. Because if it was just voted, it would just be New York and LA.

[A]

Yeah. Or New York and D.C. the east and the West. Right. Yeah. I don't even need. I think New York. I think the Northeast corridor. Just blow it out.

[D]

Right. No one would ever campaign anywhere.

[A]

The Met, the. If you look at the radio markets, New York City and surrounding is 15 million dense. So dense with LA is 10 Chicago 7. Dallas, Fort Worth 5.5, Houston 5.4. They're almost neck and neck. Yeah. So you take Houston and Dallas in time together and you've got an L. A as far as radio markets are.

[D]

Yeah. Number wise, anyway.

[A]

800, 800 radio. Good morning. We've got a little more time here. A 13 journey, Josh, does it have a third row?

[E]

Yes, it has a third row.

[A]

Okay, that's a good thing. Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

No, no sunroof.

[A]

I'm gonna look this thing up because these journeys have been iffy. Chrysler products, unfortunately, are kind of like Nissan products. They've been oversold and they've been over rebated. And nobody. I mean, the values, it just screws them up. The reason Toyotas bring so much is because they don't blow them out with rebates. They don't overload the dealerships that mean it. What's your payoff? Is it big?

[E]

About 14.

[A]

Yeah. You were upside down. There's no question. You already know that.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What do you want to do?

[E]

Get as close to that as possible.

[A]

You want to trade out of it? What do you want to get?

[E]

I've been looking at a 13 Suburban, but just can't make the money. Can't make the money work.

[A]

Here's what you do. I. This is a shameless plug, but it's real. So for this situation, I teamed up with DNM Leasing and they have offices. Where you out of. Out of Baton Rouge.

[E]

Sweetwater.

[A]

Oh, Texas. Okay. In Dallas. Go to our givemetheven.com, say I do. Say get me a. Get me a trade quote. And okay, we Can. I'll have our DNM guy call you. We bailed it. We. They bailed a guy out. That was a. How bad was he? It was the worst negative equity situation I've ever seen. He was 30,000. $30 upside down.

[D]

How the world he do that?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

They roll your house into it.

[A]

They rolled his soul into it. I guess.

[D]

I guess.

[A]

But, yeah, they got to meet the.

[D]

Sales guy who closed it.

[A]

They can roll you out. They can roll the. So what's the money on the car? That's what you called me for. Let me. Let me answer your question before I start talking off sidetracks. It's a. Who makes it? Dodge.

[E]

Dodge, yeah.

[A]

So is it a four cylinder or six?

[E]

Four.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And it is a SXT or a value package.

[E]

That's the se.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[E]

White.

[A]

Good color. Does it have the matte gray bumpers? Are they painted white?

[E]

They're painted white.

[A]

That's good. When I was a Dodge dealer and I used to get those gray bumper ones and I'd actually go and have them painted white because it looks like a real one. Looks like something somebody would want to drive instead of a, hey, I'm too broke to buy a real car look.

[D]

Yeah, that's.

[E]

That's what we were going for.

[A]

The money is 75 to 8.

[E]

Okay? That's about what we're getting everywhere. About the best I've been offered is kin. But I had to roll my truck in there, too, right?

[A]

Load it into. Give me the VIN and put in the info. Say, hey, get John said, have the lease guy call me and he'll get you a quote on a new Suburban with the negative equity figure. And. And you might be surprised. I just leased a new Escalade from. I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that if it wasn't a good deal, you know? I mean, hell, if anybody should know what they're. What a good deal is, it's me. You know what's funny? I hate to say this, but it's true. You know, car dealers screw people.

[D]

What?

[A]

Yeah. So I was just so paranoid because when you get into these leases, you're like, you don't know where you're at.

[D]

Of course not.

[A]

All you know is the payment because they.

[D]

Yeah, they. They juggle the numbers and you know it.

[A]

Right? But I couldn't figure it out. And I kept doing the math, three ways of backwards. And I actually took it to someone else that. That works in the finance office, a dealership. I said, where am I Getting screwed here. He's like, you're not. I'm like, but they have to be screwing me.

[D]

There's no way these numbers are right.

[A]

I deal with this world every day. I know somebody's screwing me.

[D]

Don't know where.

[A]

He's like, dude, you're not any back. But they start going through the math so fast. I'm like, slow down, slow down. Slow down. Your payments. So I leased a 2016 Escalade, a new one for 8, 10amonth.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

$90,000 MSRP.

[D]

God.

[A]

But the residual. But the sale price on it was 73. 5.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

So they discounted it. You know, all that, and then the residual they put on it is 55 grand. So you're leasing the difference.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

What I didn't understand was yet to pay tax on the whole amount. And that's where I thought I was getting screwed. Oh. But I wasn't.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

But anyway, if I was to buy it, it was going to cost 12.50amonth.

[D]

Okay, so you're saving 400amonth.

[A]

And at the end of the term, I was like, this car isn't going to bring 54 grand. It's going to bring like, 43 grand.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Three and a half years from now.

[D]

You know the real numbers.

[A]

So there's another 10. So that's why I leased it. But anyway, Josh Lee's not. I just did one. And I did it with DNM leasing, and I love what I got, and they gave me a great deal even though I was scared to death.

[E]

Well, yeah, I mean, that's kind of what we're looking at where we don't really know what to do right now. Just need to get rid of it.

[A]

Well, no, you. You're gonna have to trade out of it. Unless you're. Unless you want to write a check.

[E]

Right.

[A]

So. Yeah, go to website and load it up. Well, I'll get you in the right hands.

[E]

All right, man. I appreciate it.

[A]

All right. And I. So the car goes to them, and then I get the car, and I do my thing with the car. The trade. Oh. They're not paying me for the customers.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

But they'll. They won't screw me out of my trade in. So when they. Because they don't sell used cars, Right. So I buy the used car from them. I set the car in like, this was 7,500. And then when they do the deal, I get the car and I make my 300 bucks.

[D]

Right, you get the car.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And you sell it.

[A]

Yep. So that I was looking for a partner that wouldn't screw me out of my trade ins. Because every time we set a deal up with the XYZ store, sure. Oh, my service advisor wants to buy that one. Or oh, we had to go another. They lie and they screw me out of my trade in. I'm like, I just brought you a customer and you're going to screw me out of my trade in. So that's why I made this deal with them. I'm like, they've got Houston offices and Dallas offices. We all screw me. We did it. We wrote a contract that basically says they're not going to screw me out of the trade in. It's real simple.

[D]

One sheet.

[A]

One sheet. Please don't screw me. If you do screw me out of a trade in, you owe me a thousand dollars. Okay. So I've got somebody digging through there looking for car deals that they might have screwed me on the trade. And so I sent them a bill, but I hadn't found one. They've done exactly what they said they do.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

So I like it. No, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not carrying baggage.

[D]

Not at all. Not at all.

[A]

Well, here's the deal on the. I mean, when we, when I own a deal dealership.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

We send somebody back to finance and they leased like we're sitting on a 300 deal. If they lease that, we made like three grand. I'm like, how'd you do that? Right. My own employee. How did you do that? Don't worry about it, boss. I just did it. Proctor. Proctor. You remember these deals? So the leasing like had me scared, but DNM showed me that the way that they go about it, that they're a volume discount lease. Sure. And that's what they've been. Yeah. It varies very much like what we do. And they do curbside service and they do it all over the phone. So I was like, this is a match made in heaven.

[D]

Oh, yeah, because that's what you do. Exactly.

[A]

And the same regions. So anyway, perfect.

[D]

Breathe. Breathe deep, Bob.

[A]

Entertain me.

[C]

I can't believe this guy.

[D]

What guy?

[C]

This is the, the Northeast. The, the Northeast Regional pd. He's the problem.

[A]

I don't know if it's a Hiroshima.

[C]

This, this new New York guy.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you want me to go up there?

[D]

Oh, you're not gonna go?

[A]

Nah. Pittsburgh was like, bring it, let's go. And I'm like, man, if we're gonna do Pittsburgh, we've got to do. Because our locations in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. I was like, pittsburgh's a four hour run from where we are. I need to. I need to seed it in with New York City, D.C. and Philly because between those three markets are huge. And we will have enough flow to be able to develop a department up there to just handle this. Right now. My partner up there's the largest wholesaler in the country. They buy and sell a thousand cars a week. God, that's unbelievable.

[D]

Really unbelievable.

[A]

So understand what's happening. We get this one deal. Mrs. Smith in, in Poconos Mountain, right? Philadelphia. She wants you all to be at her House at 10:30 bells. You know, bells and whistles with check in hand. And they're like, dude, we're too busy for this. They'll call her. Hey, we're coming. On our way. No, we need you to. Well, call me back later. So. So I. I'm trying. We're banging our heads together up there because there's not enough flow coming out of that. That small market, right. To stop and develop a department, right? So we're trying to throw them into this massive 500 mile an hour meat grinder. And it ain't fitting, it ain't working. It will work if we have the rest of the markets in other markets.

[D]

Yeah, in the big markets.

[A]

That's it. It's that simple.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Just like we have in Texas. We've got a big deal set up and we have dedicated people in Oklahoma and Arkansas and Louisiana. Transportation logistics.

[D]

It's all done mechanics that make it work.

[A]

Very much so. And that's the key. Jonathan, good morning.

[E]

Good morning, John.

[A]

14 Corolla with 85 clicks on it. Is it a s body? Does it have. Does it have a spoiler?

[E]

No spoiler.

[A]

Okay. Is it an automatic?

[E]

It is an automatic.

[A]

What color cloth?

[E]

Has cloth?

[D]

Black.

[A]

Is it alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[E]

Hubcaps.

[A]

Okay. Is it a LE or a ce?

[E]

I want to know the difference.

[A]

It just sand on the trunk. It's a little bit lower. It's like a Silverado versus a Scottsdale, just a little bit lower. I'm bid it is an LA because 92% of Marlies. So we'll go there. 70,000 miles. Hang on. Look at something real quick. I know what I think. I think eight grand. Let me see what this says. 80s. How many miles?

[E]

85.

[A]

85? Yeah. I'm a little high. Walk this way. It is a seven grand ride. Wow. The miles.

[E]

She's really upside down.

[A]

It's the miles. And if you. Same like that other guy. If you Want us to get you a lease quote? Just put that on your deal. If you go to give me the van and I'll get you involved. How much is your payoff?

[E]

Like 1295.

[A]

Yeah, you're not that bad. I mean, I've seen a lot worse. It's just miles. When you drive them more than 10 to 15, 15,000 miles a year, you're going to take a hit. Big one. Thank you. Man, I got to go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The Texans. What is the spread on the Texans game? Does anyone know? Pull it up, cuz I'd be interested to know. I mean, I'm going to guess it's Patriots. Where are they playing it? I don't even know, Bob. Is it Foxboro or down here?

[C]

They're up in Foxborough.

[A]

Okay, so it's going to be Patriots.

[C]

They finished home field five and a half.

[A]

Probably six and a half.

[C]

But something like. Yeah, Texans defense can really do something with this game. Now what you you're up against is Brady and that cheat and Belichick, you know. No. At home in Foxborough. I'm telling you, right.

[A]

You think they've got cameras in the bathrooms?

[C]

I don't know what they've got, but it ain't strictly legal.

[A]

You know, I would love to see God, the Cowboys need to beat the packers, but I think I really get more enjoyment. I've seen the the Texans go beat the Pat. The Pats. If we had an all Texas super.

[C]

Bowl, that'd be awesome.

[A]

This would be the year of remembrance. Yeah, I mean it really would.

[C]

And if the Texans beat the Patriots, that's something the Cowboys don't have to worry about later too.

[A]

This is a good point.

[C]

You know, let's knock them out. Let's knock them out early and often.

[A]

I didn't even think about that. Yeah, that's exactly what this is. So cute.

[C]

Your wife just posted on Facebook. I've got my phone on iheartradio listening to John Cavin keep saying, hi, dad. Not understanding why daddy's not answering. So I just, I just stuck a high cave in on there.

[A]

From your Uncle Bob, from your uncle Babo.

[D]

Oh, nice cave.

[A]

J.D. what's in the news?

[D]

Let me look here. Well, you know, Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday is very exciting for a lot of people. Actually it is. Is also the leading day for heart attacks. People get so tied up in the ball games. They say, actually yeah. In Los Angeles county, The day the St. Louis Rams lost the super bowl to Pittsburgh Cardiac arrest went up 30%. German study also shows the same thing during the World cup that everybody gets so upset and so into these games. They get drunk and they get crazy. That actually heart attacks almost. They go up by 30%.

[A]

That's a lot.

[D]

Chill. It's a lot. And it's specifically on those days. But you've. You. Have you been around somebody that just gets so ridiculous.

[A]

Sean, can you handle my smokes? What?

[D]

They get so silly, stupid into the game that they're not fun to be around anymore.

[A]

Give me another scotch, too. I'm getting ready for football.

[D]

Exactly. My son used to be that way. It was like, dude, don't come over to watch the game because you get too into it. It's a ball game.

[A]

But did you see where Bo Jackson came out and said, if I'd have known about football what I know, I would have never played the game. And I. I would slap my children before I let them.

[D]

One of the greatest American athletes of all time recently revealed to USA Today Sports that he would, quote, would never have played football had he known the risks of severe head injuries. He says, if I knew back then what I know now, I would have never played football. Never. I wish I had known about all those head injuries, but nobody knew back then. And, yeah, he said he wouldn't let his kids play football. Are you worried about that at all? That's very.

[A]

That's a pretty strong story.

[D]

Did you see the movie Concussion?

[A]

No.

[D]

You didn't.

[A]

Probably don't want to because you want.

[D]

Your kids to play football. It's really. It's very sobering. Did you see it, Baba?

[C]

Yes, of course. The culture is changing a little bit.

[D]

At a time, but, Man D, it's so much American. Our blood is football.

[A]

Football.

[D]

I mean, Texas, come on.

[C]

Well, it's war.

[D]

I know, but, but, but football is war.

[C]

We've always been about war. Without war, war, we wouldn't exist.

[D]

But at one point. At what point do you put your kids. Do you. Do you volunteer to put your kids into war? That's what you're doing.

[A]

You got to serve your country.

[D]

So it doesn't concern you at all?

[A]

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say it doesn't concern me at all. Am I going to not let my kids play football? No, I'm going to let them play football.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I did it through college, and people.

[D]

Also used to, you know, smoke on.

[A]

Tv, tv and while they're pregnant. And I think it's a good idea.

[C]

But it's not just concussions. I mean, you can break your femur, you can drink.

[D]

Yeah, but. But that heals your brain, doesn't, you know?

[A]

What about the cheerleader? What about the cheerleader that gets thrown in the air and lands on her head?

[D]

That happens very rarely.

[A]

Well, because there's not as many cheerleaders as there are football players.

[D]

That's not the point. Every single point. No, it's not.

[A]

What about the cheer coach that screws the male cheerleader?

[D]

Every single player play that happens too is designed dangerous. It's designed to hit head to head.

[A]

Cheerleadings. It happened this week in the news.

[C]

You're gonna outlaw because of football.

[D]

I'm gonna outlaw what?

[C]

Nookie?

[A]

I didn't say that.

[D]

How the hell did we get over there?

[A]

Because Limp Bizkit sang all about it and they were ahead of their time. We'll be back in a moment. And if I had a Limp Bizkit drop, I'd play right now. But I don't see in a minute.

[C]

You know, it's just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeToVin.com.

[A]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy 1000 cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you $100. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most the time. GiveMeTheEven.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[C]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up. Up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf and J.D.

[A]

Ryan Morning. And Bobbo on the banjo. Harry Stivey on steel guitar. Is that his name? Perry Stivey or Terry Stivey?

[D]

Can I speed right?

[C]

Bobby Spivey on steel guitar.

[D]

Houston at New England. It says New England minor minus 15. Is that possible?

[C]

Oh, is that the new line?

[A]

Is it that bad?

[D]

Is that possible?

[A]

It is possible. I've never seen one that high.

[D]

That's what it says here. I'm reading this is from Forbes.com new.

[C]

Line date, last 15 minutes ago.

[D]

That was last year.

[A]

What do you see, Bob? New.

[C]

The new line? Yeah, it's 15.

[A]

Is it really?

[C]

That's as of 50 minutes ago. So it's just been placed right there. But I think it was. It was 13 before, wasn't it?

[D]

Green Bay and Dallas. Is Dallas negative 5A 4.5.

[A]

That's a pretty good, good spread. Their favoring down is pretty cute.

[C]

Now, the. The Patriots players, I hope they're right, and Belichick, too, are saying, you know, that's a ridiculous line because Houston has got such a great defense. The Patriots are saying this.

[A]

So is it screwing up their bets?

[C]

So what's going on?

[A]

Pete Rose is going to make an announcement at noon.

[C]

It's like, listen to this. Tom Brady's up.

[A]

The unfairness of changing lines against coaches bets. It's not right.

[C]

Tom Brady's up there. He's throwing chunks of raw beef, you know, to practice for the Texans. He's the football voodoo thing.

[D]

Let's see. Green Bay and Dallas is where he said that.

[E]

Never mind.

[A]

Tony Romo's dad. That, that. That stupid character has gotten more miles.

[D]

It would go the whole year.

[A]

Who Did I come up with the idea?

[C]

Bomb Turley came up with the idea when. When Romo fell down in that preseason game.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And we didn't know what was going to happen. We did a bit about that, that day, because we didn't even know he was going to be out. We thought, well, he fell down and they took him out for the rest of the game. And Dak really looked good. And so we suppose, like, what if Tony was out and Dak started? What was his. What would his dad say?

[A]

Kevin, you. Are you there?

[E]

Yes, I'm here.

[A]

Are they right? Is the line really 15?

[E]

15 and a half.

[D]

Right now it's going the other way.

[A]

Less. I mean, is that like a playoff record?

[E]

Yeah, it's getting up there.

[A]

Would you take that bet?

[E]

Well, if I was a Texan, I'm up here in Missouri listening to you on the keg again and everything. But if I. The guy let me in Texas, heck yeah, I would.

[A]

Yeah, that's a. That's a hellacious line. The Pats haven't had big, big fat wins this year, have they?

[D]

A couple.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah, they rolled over. Well, matter of fact, they beat Houston earlier. Without Tom Brady with the backup quarterback.

[A]

That's right. Speaking of roll, did you watch Monday night's presentation? Little Alabama, Clemson action.

[E]

Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

[A]

I Mean, was that not the best of the best of the best? Did you see?

[E]

Seemed like it was for sure.

[A]

It was like the players in the last three minutes all sprouted superhero powers and started flying. It was the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

[D]

Seen games like that where the momentum changes and you go, where were I?

[A]

They were lucky. Levitating.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It was out of the way, man.

[A]

Thanks for calling, Kevin.

[E]

Good luck to you in New York City, man.

[A]

Right. I don't think that they like us.

[D]

No. Well, they do, actually.

[A]

They do.

[D]

Like the listeners do. It's what you're talking about. One person who's a programmer whose job is. Is to say no, say no, and I mean, they come up with a reason.

[A]

They've been saying no to me for 10 years.

[D]

I know. So, same wall. You pit every.

[A]

No, it's always been that way. And then once we get on like, oh, someone. I love the letter. I mean, I'm. I want to frame it and put it on the wall. I'll read it again. This is the review from the New York programmers because they looked at this six months ago and they said, put them on in Allentown unless. Do a test run.

[D]

That way we can.

[A]

So they relooked at it about three weeks ago and they sent the review.

[D]

Test him in the small pool first.

[A]

Good news. Good news is the show is not as dirty, homophobic, or anti Jew as previous demos and shows as it ever was. When. When. When was there anti Jew or homophobic? What? You bring up homosexuality or. Or even laugh about gay cars or anything that's homophobic?

[D]

No, not at all.

[A]

What is homophobic?

[D]

You're afraid of the homosexuals.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

The hom.

[A]

I'm not afraid of homosexual.

[D]

No, not at all. Like you said, they. You. They. You pay more for their.

[A]

Pay more for. For gay people's cars because they take care. But not all of them.

[C]

You don't have to be afraid of all of them. Some homosexuals are scary people.

[A]

Will you stop still, miss. I can't. I forgot how to say it. Ms. Misogynistic. Now, what does that mean again? You're a woman hater.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Kind of cruel to women.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, give me a break.

[D]

You run women down, Porn talk, strippers. No.

[A]

And use terms like old lady.

[D]

You have said that. My old lady.

[A]

My old lady.

[C]

Everybody.

[A]

Everybody's got an old lady man.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

What about my old man?

[D]

This is too much for New York.

[A]

We're on classic rock. We're on classic rock and classic country and sports stations. For Christ's sake.

[D]

What?

[C]

Porn talk.

[A]

I don't know, Brittany. Probably the stripper character.

[D]

Oh, that's probably okay.

[A]

And her two friends, Madonna and. Or whatever. I even know that sounds. Oh, hey, Brittany. Brittany's here with us.

[D]

Hey, Brittany.

[A]

Hey. That's so funny. Brittany, have you been out all night? Have you ever been to New York City? No. I've been a few times. Oh my God, it's so rough. I can't believe they think you guys are too rough for New York City. I don't even understand what you're saying. Brittany. I have been out all night tonight.

[D]

I was working all night, I thought. Then they closed at 2 until 4am oh, till 4 and then I had.

[A]

To go to Denny's.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Have a mint chocolate shake. Where are you working now? Gary's.

[D]

Gary's.

[A]

Gary's.

[D]

Gary's Cabinet.

[A]

Have you heard of Gary's cover?

[D]

Eh, no, never have.

[A]

Oh my God, it's precious.

[D]

Doesn't sound like it's a nice.

[A]

Brittany. I'm going to read the. The rest of this letter. Okay. I'm going to play with my navel.

[D]

Go ahead.

[A]

Also. Also had an extended bit on lesbian football talk. It ended well, but it started rough.

[D]

Oh my God.

[A]

Did a really tasteless joke on Kurt Cobain's death. What was the joke?

[C]

And that goes way back. One of our Wallace Edwards stories was about the strange death of Kurt Cobain. Remember?

[A]

And it was Henry Winkler, the Fonz. And he blew his thumbs off. And he couldn't do Correctamundo anymore, right?

[C]

No, no, he couldn't. He blew his thumbs off. He couldn't have. He couldn't. Thumbs up anymore.

[A]

More for Correctamundo.

[C]

And the last word that Kurt Cobain ever said was not Francis, his daughter's name. It was Correctamundo.

[A]

That's right. And so they refer to Kelly Blue Book as Kelly Blue Balls. A lot of content isn't relevant to listeners. Relevant. Inside stuff about the team. The best part of the show is when they talk about cars.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

I mean, come on. That tells you right there.

[D]

Yeah. Where you're going, where the person.

[A]

So. So if we sat here and talked about cars for four hours, what they want, then we would get 0.0 ratings. And they would call me and tell me we're screwing up their station.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And we'd be just another Saturday car talk show.

[A]

Just like the religious program. Just like the mortgage guy. Just like the preacher in the insurance.

[D]

Man sitting in their cars waiting for us to come on.

[A]

So we actually created a new format. We blended two together, right? And they're bitching. Ah, screw them. Hey, I've got to go. We got six seconds. Go to giveme the vin.com. terry, Israel, Harry, Todd, David, Jeremy, Matt. I see you all there. Go to giveme the vi.com. sell us your car and we'll buy it. Thanks, guys. All right, maybe you can stay all night. Shall I leave you? But you got to give me a sign. Come on, girl, Some kind of sign. Tell me, are you hot mama? You sure look that way to me? Are you old enough? Will you be ready when I call your love? Is my timing right? Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean.

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