#80 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #80

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: JD, Bobbo, Casey, Turley

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show captures the show's signature blend of unscripted, fast-paced banter on cars, sports, popular culture, office hijinks, American politics, and rock ‘n’ roll. Alongside car appraisals and live listener calls, John and his crew riff on topics from the political climate post-2024, oddball animal metaphors, dead celebrities with active Facebook pages, strip club tales, and Dallas sports heartbreaks. Longstanding show “characters” like Randy the Chipmunk and even impressions of celebrities (Rush Limbaugh, Paul Harvey, Don Henley) drop in for comedic effect, maintaining the show’s irreverent, distinctly Texan tone.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Show Open & On-Air Banter

[01:20-03:16]

• The team launches into their regular “good morning” interplay, with John chastising Bobbo and JD for making a spectacle of his arrival:

  “When I come in... please don’t call me out. Just do your thing, let me get set, and I’ll get going when I’m ready.” — John [01:33]

• Lighthearted digs at each other’s “professionalism” and radio habits set the comedic mood.

2. Allergies, Breaking Bad, and Chipmunk Comedy

[03:30-08:08]

• Bobbo discusses sudden adult-onset allergies, leading to a “Breaking Bad” joke thread on pseudoephedrine and meth.
• Introduction of Randy the Chipmunk, who explains the difference between chipmunks, beavers, and gophers (“tweakers of the animal world”), blending double entendre and playful radio theater.

3. Cars & Listeners: Live Car Bids and Advice

[08:24+]

• John fields live calls from listeners who want to sell their cars—Fords, Harleys, Volvos, Lexuses, Dodges—and provides direct, sometimes blunt, appraisals:

  “You’re screwed. You’re welded to that thing, dude. It’s on your family tree now.” — John to a listener about his truck [18:37]

• Gives insight into GiveMeTheVIN’s fast process and dealer perspective, emphasizing real vs. tire-kicker sellers.
• Examples of deals:
  • 2015 Silverado: Needs $13K cash to break even, can only get $21-22K [18:00-18:37]
  • Volvo XC90: “Is the middle armrest torn like all the rest of them?" [19:07]

4. Politics & Pop Culture: Trump, Protest, and the FCC

[04:28], [50:38-53:13], [56:09-58:44]

• Jokes about “Trump’s inauguration” conspiracies (“Couple of them. On Facebook and Twitter!”) [04:37], segueing into sidebar debates between Melania and Ivanka’s media presence.
• Discussion about women’s marches, Trump’s tape, and protests. John nearly posts a compromising photo in response to a critical friend:

  “I had a picture of her getting banged from behind on a light porn she did. And I was going to say, here you are having sex on film for money... what does that do for women’s rights?” — John [51:11]

• Rush Limbaugh and Paul Harvey drop by (as impressions) for political satire.

5. Dead Celebs Who Still "Live" Online

[22:30-23:08], [63:23-64:41]

• The team riffs on the strangeness of people posting on the Facebook pages of deceased friends and public figures:

  “There’s one — his mom channels him. She’ll post, ‘Hey, it’s my birthday today. I’d be 43.’” — John

• Noting Elvis, Kid Craddock, and even Rush Limbaugh as examples of legacy social media accounts.

6. Rock & Roll, Strip Clubs, and Susie Schnapper

[41:29-44:39]

• The “Tweaker Morning Show” introduces Susie Schnapper, an archetypal 1980s rocker DJ whose gravelly, seasoned voice is attributed to Pall Malls and cheap rum.
• Susie shares wild tales (“I did them all. Black Crowes and Van Halen, 1993…”), and listeners and cohosts riff on backstage groupie culture.

7. Satirical Bits: "World's Biggest Son of a Bitch"

[45:03-46:57]

• Parodies of the “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercial format:

  “He never puts the seat down because he only does number two at his girlfriend’s apartment. He is the world’s biggest son of a bitch... Natty Light Tall Boy.” — Bobbo [45:44]

• These bits become show catchphrases, with JD declaring, “That is going to be the new ‘Get her done.’” [46:16]

8. Sports Meltdowns: Dallas Cowboys Postseason Agony

[81:06-87:36]

• John vents at length about the Cowboys-Packers playoff loss and questionable officiating:

  “I invested in season tickets... It’s the stupidest purchase in the world... and we got robbed.” — John [81:35/81:43]

• The team debates NFL replay rules and officiating gaffes, drawing a parallel between the heartbreak of Dallas fans and political disappointment post-election.

9. Absurdist Comedy Bites

[78:02-80:39]

• "Axl Rose does gospel" bit — a parody album Take Me Down to Nazareth City with Bobbo and Randy the Chipmunk singing Guns N’ Roses songs as gospel hymns.
• Random “Uncle Roy” check-ins on business operations at GiveMeTheVIN, office pay disputes, and anecdotes about hard-to-control vendor costs.

10. Industry Talk: Radio Programming & Censorship Woes

[121:10-126:11]

• John, JD, and Bobbo discuss the decline of live radio DJs in favor of syndication, program directors' fear of risk, and the Kafkaesque world of copyright paranoia.
• John shares a recent slap from a PA station over an “inappropriate” lesbian football bit:

  “Is the word lesbian? …You can’t say lesbian, no I’m being silly.” — John [126:30]

• JD muses: “Nobody wants to stick their head up and go, ‘I got an idea.’”

11. Listener Testimonials: Selling with GiveMeTheVIN

[111:20-115:11]

• A listener from Spring, Texas reports a fast, positive car sale experience:

  “I mean, the process was as easy as can be. I just wanted to call and say I appreciate it.” — Ethan [112:39]

• John reminds him of the additional tax-saving he can get if using the car as a trade-in at a dealer.

12. Closing Thoughts & Final Bids

[148:31-149:39, 150:18-151:49]

• John takes final car bids, deals with reluctant sellers, and wraps up with philosophical musings on political rhetoric (“I just—I'm not interested in getting in a war… That scares me,” [152:03]) before signing off.

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Memorable Quotes

• On Radio “Professionalism”

  “I'm the hack. I'm the one that doesn't know how to do this. Why can't you sit here and intro everything and give me a minute to get my goddamn coffee ready?” — John Clay Wolfe [02:00]

• On Caller Expectations

  “You’re screwed. You're welded to that thing, dude. I mean, it's like it's on your family tree now.” — John Clay Wolfe [18:37]

• On Buying Cars As a Commodity

  “If IBM stock is $100 a share... 'Oh no, mine’s worth $120.' No, it's not. If you want to sell it.” — John [76:11]

• On Political Hypocrisy

  “I had a picture of her getting banged from behind on a light porn she did. And I was going to say, here you are having sex on film for money... what does that do for women's rights?” — John [51:11]

• On NFL Heartbreak

  “I invested in season tickets for the last two years… and we got robbed. And I want my damn money back.” — John [81:35]

• Satirical Ads

  “He never puts the seat down because he only does number two at his girlfriend’s apartment… Hey, man, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a Natty Light Tall Boy.” — Bobbo [45:44]

• On Dead Celebrities with Social Media

  “There's one... His mom channels him. She'll post, 'Hey, it's my birthday today. I'd be 43.'” — John [22:30]

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Notable Segments with Timestamps

• Coffee/Banter/Intro: [01:20-03:16]
• Chipmunk Comedy: [05:30-08:08] & [101:15-105:21]
• Live Car Sellers: Scattered throughout, key segments start at [08:24], [17:40], [33:38], [44:03], [62:40], [100:00], [140:13]
• Political Satire/Dead Celeb Facebook: [19:19], [22:30], [63:23]
• Sports/Heartbreak: [81:06-87:36]
• Music, Rock, & Strip Club Bits: [41:29-44:39], [78:02-80:39]
• Radio Industry Rant: [121:10-126:11]
• Serious Testimonial: [111:20-115:11]

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Show Tone & Takeaways

The show’s tone remains edgy, sardonic, deeply irreverent, and defiantly unfiltered—equal parts “garage sale with pals” and Saturday morning drive-in. Listeners are treated as insiders, privy to both the ridiculous and the real, and are encouraged to call in, argue, or unload their car for a quick bid. The balance of real marketplace advice, relatable “life in Texas” bits, and biting pop-culture/political commentary keeps the show unique and its fanbase loyal.

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If you’re a fan of cars, locker-room banter, unvarnished radio, and a little old-school FM radio chaos, this episode is essential John Clay Wolfe: honest, hilarious, and just on the edge of FCC approval.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[Casey]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD]

Today.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Hey, do me a favor. Ship me a little bit of that rock and roll in here. I'll pay the postage.

[JD]

Mighty fine.

[Bobbo]

And with that, Good morning, everybody. The opening chords of the John Clay Wolf Show. There's the man himself. The boss, the walking dude, the man.

[JD]

The God, the legend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've told you once, I've told you 10 freaking times, we've been doing this for 10 years now. When I come in, here we go. Please don't call me out. Just do your thing, let me get set, and then I'll get going when I'm ready. Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

I thought you might like an introduction.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can't see me walking in. They don't know if I'm here or not. Why do you have to rat me out? Why do you do that?

[Bobbo]

Rat you out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you do that?

[JD]

Are you hiding?

[John Clay Wolf]

You always do that. Are you mad?

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing to you. Why? Why can't you. You. You're Mr. Radio Pro. I'm the hack. I'm the one that doesn't know how to do this. Why can't you sit here and intro everything and give me a minute to get my goddamn coffee ready?

[JD]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[JD]

Breathe deep the gathering gloom. Watch lights fade from every room.

[Bobbo]

You don't run over. You don't run into a lot of hacks at this level.

[JD]

Business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? I'm proving it right now. So I'm gonna sit here and drink my coffee and you can go ahead.

[JD]

And start over, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's watch your professionalism.

[JD]

Morning, Babo. We're really gonna start over.

[Bobbo]

And with that, good morning, the opening chords of this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD]

I sure wish John was here.

[Bobbo]

And there he is, the man himself, the grand dragon.

[JD]

Oh, stop it.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[JD]

Don't. Just don't get started. With that, please.

[Bobbo]

This portion of the program brought to you by Folgers.

[Caller]

What?

[JD]

Good to the last drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good to the last drop.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD]

Good Saturday morning, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're live just on the highways. There's nobody out there, man. We can and moan at each other all we want. Yeah, it's early.

[JD]

If it wasn't live, we'd have cut that last part out.

[Bobbo]

That's the thing about this time of year, though. And I don't know about you guys, but I am taking those little fake pseudopheds.

[JD]

Oh, what's that?

[Bobbo]

Because you're a junkie hand over tooth? No, because I've never had allergies, but the last couple of weeks, I've been dying with this. Whatever they're calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you not seen Breaking Bad? All right. Walter White.

[JD]

You know, I don't think Walter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whenever you drove your car into that pharmacy to steal all those acetaminophens and veterans, that's probably your first.

[JD]

I don't think Walter took this stuff. I think he made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[JD]

Hate to call you out, man, but that's what pros do.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I've been hit by hack machine. Hacked by both sides.

[Bobbo]

That hack label.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, what do you have for us this morning?

[JD]

Good morning, Bob.

[Bobbo]

What do I have?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what do you have?

[Bobbo]

Let me tell you something. It's a fiesta. A cornucopia de la radio from the golden age.

[Casey]

Meaning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Meaning earlier this week, Trump was inaugurated yesterday.

[JD]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yes, he did.

[JD]

Oh, didn't. That didn't happen.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he did.

[JD]

On what channel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple of them. On. On. On Facebook and Twitter.

[Bobbo]

All of them.

[JD]

Oh, I didn't see it.

[Bobbo]

He was very classy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're just going side boob, I'm going with Ivanka over Melania.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you good? Yeah.

[JD]

S.B. s.B. We call that SBE Cyber Cyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just the S. B.E.

[JD]

You'Re gonna go with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got a neck on her like a giraffe.

[Bobbo]

Ivanka and Milani are like the difference between Playboy and Hustler. Yeah, Milani's got those dirty, dirty pictures.

[JD]

I was gonna go with Penthouse, but.

[Bobbo]

Okay, but Ivanka's, like, next door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girl.

[Bobbo]

Girls of the pack. 10.

[JD]

Yeah. Girls of the pack 10. Is it? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The difference between Playboy and Hustler was Hustler, the one with the Beaver of the month club. Yes. What's that all about?

[JD]

That's a little harsh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of beavers, where's.

[Caller]

Where's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's our. Our beaver. Our in house beaver, which is that little thing. What's his name?

[Casey]

Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, pesty bastard comes by. He's a beaver, a squirrel or chipmunk or Go.

[JD]

Randy. The. The chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, guys. Stop talking about me. Yeah. Good morning. Are you a. Are you a beaver?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Good thing I was hanging around.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, beaver's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like beaver?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Beaver's more like a gopher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like beaver?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, sure. We get along fine. They don't eat nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, just vegetables.

[JD]

Oh, I didn't know that. So you guys are buddies?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD]

You get along better than the squirrels. Well, you said.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See, golfers are different.

[JD]

Why is that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You ever been around any gophers?

[JD]

Not really. I haven't hang out with them a lot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See, golfers don't do nothing. Oh, but eat that black brush. Oh, sage.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And it's a natural occurring amphetamine. I don't know if you're aware of that.

[JD]

No, I've never eaten any.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, it's absolutely true.

[JD]

So they're. They're a little high all the time is what you're saying.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD]

Toykers.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're the tweakers of the animal world. Really? I get along fine with them, and we're practically the same animal.

[JD]

Yeah, you're a little hot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Thing about gophers is they. They get up and they don't get down. All they do is dig and eat and watch Breaking Bad.

[Caller]

Right.

[JD]

They watch Rusty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear more about that later. But I want to understand the difference between a beaver and a chipmunk. Now, a Beaver of the Month.

[JD]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Is in that magazine? Is there. Is there a Chipmunk of the Month?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Not in a long time.

[JD]

When was the chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They shut him down.

[JD]

Oh, was it a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they? The Democrats?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[JD]

It just suddenly. It didn't quit Moral Majority.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You remember that guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He almost. He almost got Hustler. Unpublished. See, Alvin, Simon and Theodore have ruined things for real life. Chipmunks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD]

Yeah, but people believe that's real.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But they're all so cute. And they wear sweaters.

[JD]

They wear sweaters and caps.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So they appear as children. Well, they do, but they're not.

[JD]

Do you ever play?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're from the 50s.

[JD]

I know, but you ever play? Well, there's current movies with them. Do you ever play?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So the Chipmunk of the Month somehow got considered child pornography by more majority.

[JD]

That didn't work.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And now so. And then. Don't go away. And that's not. That's the opposite of creating a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty, there's someone at the door calling your name.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My name is Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, you got to go. Will you come back in about an hour and a half?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye.

[JD]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man 800 872, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio phone lines are open. Call in and a.

[JD]

Where do we start?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy your car, by the way. Give me your make, model, miles if you're serious and we'll do it over the air. If you're not, just go to give me the. Well, givemetheven.com as our website.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you call on the show to sell me your car, I want to do a deal with you. I don't want to do a bunch of. We can argue. Yeah, little hate's good on Saturday morning, clearly. But just a. Just a. Just a jerk. Just a tire kick. I'd like. I'd rather talk to the people that are, like, serious about doing a transaction because the listeners. And that's what this is all about. The listeners, they enjoy it more because they can feel it when we're actually doing something that's happening.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Versus some. Hey, my boyfriend's mother in law's ex fiance.

[JD]

Yeah. Might have a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Might have a car.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[JD]

I don't know. I've never seen it. You know, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD]

A hate is good. Is this the devil? What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Devil. I would think it's been too long.

[JD]

I would think you'd be busy in Washington. How are you, jd? Good morning. How do you know my name? How's that showbiz career you wanted so bad? It's stinking. Thanks. For you. I told you you'd like it. But I don't. 17 years to go. No, no, no. Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that. To the Gosseter's pole.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to Hustler? That was your deal. Is it gone? Yeah. Is Hustler still published?

[JD]

I mean, we tried to. Somebody shot Larry Flynn to try to end it. I'll tell you what happened with Hustler, okay? I may have shot myself in the.

[Bobbo]

Foot a little bit on that.

[JD]

The devil screwed right about 1995, I'm thinking. You know, free porn is great, right? That's where we got some of my superstars, you know. Well, yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, Ted Bundy.

[JD]

Come on. Did you come up with The Internet. What a masterpiece.

[Caller]

Move.

[JD]

Yeah, that was good. But now no one will buy the magazine copy because of all the free porn. Well, that's right.

[Caller]

Huh?

[JD]

Did you do the Internet? Sorry, Ted. Double apologizing.

[Bobbo]

He's kind of scared.

[JD]

What a bizarre morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is weird.

[Bobbo]

Prince of Darkness. He's very weird, man.

[JD]

Ain't no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on hold. 800-800-7234. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Zzo, we are back this morning. Really? I didn't know if we were going to be back or not. We're back.

[JD]

We're back in Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

We never left. Well, no.

[JD]

I don't know, but there were last week. You kind of act like you were kicking the door and running out and showing your butt on the way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just. I just.

[JD]

And now we're here. It's like breaking up with the chicken and going, I left my keys on her table. I gotta go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want to leave. They didn't want us to leave.

[Bobbo]

Clearly.

[JD]

Well, what happened? How'd we break up? I thought he was mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a long story. It just.

[JD]

It always is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a long story. It's just corporate BS but nothing with zzo. We love those guys up in ZZ O. Wzzo. Poconos. Allentown. In surrounding New Jersey. New York. Good morning, Oklahoma City. The K brew beer on tap. Good morning. I know a girl who. Her husband got a keg at the house, and she's been drinking.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten beers a night.

[JD]

For how long?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's put on some weight.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Giggle.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's just working out with my old lady. And they're sweating to the oldies, man. Excellent. But she's like, yeah. She just, you know. Really? I said, what had she put on? Waves. Her husband got a keg. I'm like, yeah. She's been drinking, like, eight to ten beers a night. I'm like, that will do it. I'd like to go.

[Casey]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were we invited?

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it still. Is it full? Is it closed? Is there a fresh keg?

[Bobbo]

It's got to be quite expeditious of a spectacle, but one hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air. Who'd this be?

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

I love the chipmunk. Thank you so much for making my Saturday morning the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

That was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you call from?

[Caller]

I'm on my way to work and I listen every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Carrollton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carrollton, Texas. Well, thank you for Calling in. I'm glad to hear that we have not ruined your radio station like others have accused us of. No.

[Caller]

Listen, I can't wait for Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks again, Dave. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, you guys was talking about Ivanka Trump. I got a buddy that sent me. It's on Facebook. Bill got caught by Hillary checking her out yesterday.

[JD]

It's a funny video.

[Caller]

Then she. Then she mouth something. You can tell that she's used to catching him staring. He's staring, guys. He's staring cold and hard. I mean, it is just.

[JD]

He's locked on whatever he's looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he ifing her?

[JD]

Yes, absolutely.

[Caller]

If you've seen it yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw it, but what I loved about it was that she growled at him and he looked at her and he kind of growled back, like, shut up, woman. Yeah, we already got this straightened out years ago.

[JD]

Not like your president.

[Caller]

That'll be used to it now, you know, Shut up and go put. That depends on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're there. Hello?

[Caller]

Yes. 2004. 2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. A street glide?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your voice broke? Are you. Are you. Are you one. Did you have a whole. Do you have a tracheotomy?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you still smoke through your tracheotomy hole?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a person who does. Have you ever heard of that?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable.

[JD]

Seen pictures of it? Yeah. It's really sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have one of those little things like they have on south park.

[JD]

The voice box?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have one?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it handy? Where you talk on it?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You ask, do you have it handy? Can you talk on it? I want the radio listeners to hear the difference between with the voice box and without it.

[Caller]

No, I'm talking with the voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you.

[JD]

Did you smoke? Not that it's any of my business.

[Caller]

Yes, I did.

[JD]

Okay.

[Caller]

Oh, I'm not embarrassed.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I. I mean, it's just. It's part of it sometimes. So you have a Astro Glide? I mean, you have a Harley, is that what you're saying?

[Caller]

Yes, I got a 2007 Harley Street Glide.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know them off the top of my head, but I have an expert motorcycle buyer that works for me. And if you'll go to givemetheven.com, dump the VIN number in there, push a couple of pictures, we'll assign it to the motorcycle buyer, he'll email you back, ask you a couple more questions, or if he's got all the answers already, he'll just send you an offer.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Good to see you, man. Thanks for listening.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is Bobbo. His name is JD and we've got Turley, Michael Turley. We got Bobbo on the. On the. On the lead guitar, JD on the rhythm guitar. Michael Turley is on the bass. And I'm the chorus. 800, 800 radio. Or just gonna give me the VIN dot com.

[Bobbo]

Be right back. You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more if the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. About a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Givemetheven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this quiet, right?

[Casey]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was fourth grade for me because I remember in recorder class, God, this terrible song. It's so funny. It's so terrible. It's good. In recorder class I played, you know, you learn a song on the recorder.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure I did. Come on, feel the noise. Excellent.

[Bobbo]

You know the best song on that album was what Slick Black Cadillac. I think that was. That was a call, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are these guys still alive?

[Casey]

I think somebody died from that van.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's calling. Serious? Garrett. Good morning. How are you?

[Casey]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, actually. You're serious? So how serious are you?

[Caller]

Pretty serious. I just want to get rid of it, you know. I got a 2015 Silverado quad cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six or eight cylinder?

[Caller]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the double cab. LT LTZ LS LT.

[Caller]

It's the quad cab. It's a small four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. How many miles?

[Caller]

30,000. Right at 30,000. 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, 20. 21, 22.

[Caller]

That's what I got offered. I'm. I'm trying to pay it off for about 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

So were you calling for me? To give you what?

[Caller]

Just to talk to what you thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I sent in the.

[Caller]

I sent in the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

But your payoff's 35.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're seriously, you're screwed. You're welded to that thing, dude. I mean, it's like it's on your family tree now.

[Caller]

Wow. Yeah, I'm just trying to get rid of it. I was just following around, see what I could get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're have to write a check. Do you have it? Can you. Do you have enough money to bust out of it? To pay the negative?

[Caller]

No, not that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not right away. I'm sorry about that. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 Raider. Rick, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Plano.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 XC90. Volvo. Is the middle armrest torn like all the rest of them. For some reason they made a defective piece of leather right there.

[Caller]

Zero tears there and very little wear on the seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Driver's seat, XC90. Any dummy lights on? Check engine, ABS, anything like that?

[Caller]

None at all. And John, it isn't all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Six cylinder.

[Caller]

8 3.26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

Jade with camel interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

So for us white guys, is that green on tan?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. Okay, I got it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I hate it when I make Bob O laugh. 800, 800 radio. 7 grand.

[Caller]

7G. Outstanding in. The gentleman said I'd be receiving some text, etc.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. Well, yeah, the quickest way to it if you want to do it, is just go to givemetheven.com and put your VIN number in there and then push the picture. Say, John, hit me at 7 on the air. What's next? And then we'll send a checklist. We'll need about 10 pictures of the car and picture the front and back of the title, picture of the driver's license of the person on the title. And then we pull a Twix on our in match and the title the VIN to that person to make sure that you own it. And we pull a vehicle history to make sure it's not a flood car salvage title. And we look at the pictures, make sure everything's straight and we send drivers out there with checks to pick it up.

[Caller]

Sounds like a plan, sir. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty simple. Thanks, Rick.

[Casey]

I think what he's saying is he's gonna actually receive texts from one of our buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. So, Brian Longcar, what were you asking about him?

[JD]

I was just Saying, is it appropriate. There's a lawyer in the Dallas Fort Worth area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I hold up? Sure. Corvettes, escalades, sports cars. 60 cars. We're going into the spring. Subarus, hot rods, just. Just, you know, boobs and long legs starting to sell. The single guys are going to buy their car for the spring to find their mate for the summer.

[JD]

Oh, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really what's going on subconsciously. I know. It really is.

[JD]

I know that you're. You are such a study of human.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So, so. So again, P Rules the world. And it's fixing to drive the car market up in sports cars for old men. Okay, go back ahead.

[JD]

Funny that. I mean, it's weird how accurate you are, though. No. There's the lawyer in the Dallas fourth area. I don't want to say his name or not, but he passed away about a month ago. And the report came out this week that he died of cocaine overdose in his car. And he still has billboards up around town. That's odd to me. That's just kind of freaky.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's dead.

[JD]

Yeah, he's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, I've got friends on Facebook.

[JD]

Yeah, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That are dead. No, but their page is still active.

[JD]

Who would take it down on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. No, I don't mean just up.

[JD]

You mean it's active.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who's posting on, like, the family members. And there's one.

[JD]

Spooky.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one. His mom channels him.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Dude, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So his Facebook, he. He OD'd?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Years ago.

[JD]

Years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like five years ago.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she gets on there like, hey, it's my birthday today. I'd be 43.

[JD]

Oh, dude, that's comfortable.

[Bobbo]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put up in third person?

[JD]

Like, wow. No. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, puts up pictures of him. Hey, guys, you know, anybody want to meet for a beer like old times down at the. Blah, blah, blah.

[JD]

Had a blast at the cowboy game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that damn inauguration? How about Melania's side boob?

[Caller]

I was.

[JD]

I said on the field. Who's going to stop me? That's freaky.

[Bobbo]

That is wicked weird.

[JD]

Yeah, that's. That's the strangest I've heard. First person posts from the dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio chat. An 04 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited with 128. Just go to the website and load it up because it's older and high miles. I want to look online. Okay.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. And Vivian, you got my Johnny Cash drop We'll try it on Vivian. Vivian.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 95 Jeep Grand Cherokee Sport with 190,000 miles. I've got a song for you. I got a song for you. Ready? Thank you for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to gimmetheven.com Are you breaking?

[Bobbo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back, honky cat Better get back.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

To the woods But I quit those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Days and my redneck waves People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at them? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1-800-800radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yes, J.D. i know the last time you saw Rod Stewart in person he was wearing leather pants singing do you think I'm sexy?

[JD]

And slapping his ass. He walking up the stairs slapping his 75 year old ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even an ass at that point. Ah, dude, it's like that thing in the locker room at the country club. You know when the men are walking around nude and you see their backside.

[JD]

And they got rust stains somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it just looks like a deformed. It looks like a. Yeah, it looks like a fetus that never made it.

[JD]

Or possibly a balloon that has been let the air let out of it.

[Bobbo]

I think that's just what Rod Stewart does.

[JD]

Sing Maggie May, sing something else. Don't sing do you think I'm sexy and slap your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don Wickler.04 Dodge Viper, 4,000 miles. You say quote, I'm serious.

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm serious too. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Doylestown, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller]

Allentown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't I bit this car? Is this car yellow?

[Caller]

No, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have I, have I ever bit it before?

[Caller]

I wrote it. I listened to your show for the first time last week. I wrote in and you made me an offer that was. I think it had to be a mistake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, was. It was it was. It was. It was. It was. It. Hang on. I think it had to be a mistake. So I'm being careful here. It's got 4,000 miles, and I don't.

[Caller]

And I don't want to say anything, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's all right. No custom. I do it. Was it 35 grand?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the offer?

[Caller]

25 five.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe that sounds like mixing's handiwork. He's kind of a low baller when he's been. He's kind of a low baller when he's been drinking.

[JD]

Really? I would go the other way.

[Caller]

I said, I'll buy him from you and I'll quit my job and start selling vipers for a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's got 4,000 miles. Here's one with 10. I think this card swings around. Here's 16. Does. Does 32 grand buy the car? N what buys it?

[Caller]

You know, here's the thing. Well, I. I saw it on the other sites. The trade in the. We buy any cars, it's closer to 40. The car retail is worth more like 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, they've got new ones they can't sell.

[Caller]

You know, it's the last year for the new one. So I. Yeah, I've been watching. You know, I watch them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what does this car cost? What does it take to buy the car? You said quote, unquote. I'm serious. So if you're serious, you know what you'll take for your car.

[Caller]

I'm thinking 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm gonna have to pass. I'm thinking. I'm thinking that this car can be bought in the mid-30s at any dealer auction in the land on any given day. Not that it's available every day, but.

[Caller]

I'm not privy to dealer auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. Look, I am. And I'm a hard. I'm a hard money kind of guy. And I'm thinking mid-30s. So you want retail. I want to buy it high, wholesale. So if you want a quick and easy transaction that's just a check in hand and. And waving bye bye and not having a jack of people that can't afford it and doing test drives, then we'll buy it.

[Caller]

All right? All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Curry bird. Curry bird. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got there?

[Caller]

1995 Lexus SC300.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

207,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. It sounds nice. Hang on. I'm gonna let Johnny Cash appraise this one. It ain't Me, baby, now, now, now it ain't me, babe. I. I want the rest of that. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. That. We're gonna wear that out. That's our gong from the Gong Show.

[JD]

People will be singing it like they do the underwear song.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

What's that car look like, do you think? 207,000. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fido's ass. Have you ever seen Fido's ass? Fido the pit bull, man. You ever seen Fido the pit bull when he's walking away from. You're like, ow.

[JD]

A lot of asses, I've noticed. Dogs, Old men.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

You scare me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just trying to gather information.

[JD]

You see me. You seem edgy this morning. Just don't happen at the house. We need to talk about nothing. And you're just a happy guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm just a happy. You're just a happy, happy family guy.

[JD]

I can tell by the expression, with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four kids and a wife and a job and a mortgage.

[JD]

See, you're. That's the American dream, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Thank you, Obama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Trump.

[JD]

Yeah. Now we got Trump to screw things up.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about back to dead people?

[Bobbo]

Okay, this is surreal.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

This is. This is totally surreal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is.

[Bobbo]

Dude, what are you doing?

[JD]

What are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

You just changed 180.

[JD]

Of course. Your whole life, comedy. You go one way, then you go the other.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Bobbo. Don't be a douchebag.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Wally. I'll try.

[JD]

It's Bobo Massingill. Obi on the Morning Show. Johnny Beach Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You know what I'm happy about is we're not, like, auditioning to be on in D.C. and New York City and Philly anymore. Oh, really? So I don't really care. I mean, we can do our thing here with our listeners that like us on these stations.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one of them is up there in Yankee Town, and they love us. And the rest of them. See this ass.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kiss it. So who else. Dead.

[JD]

Who else is dead that has. Still has a website or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Dick Clark. He's dead.

[JD]

He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

They still name the thing after him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we watch him every New Year's Eve.

[Bobbo]

Rocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's channeling through Ryan Seacrest.

[JD]

Who else? There's that guy, Kid Cradock.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in Dallas. He's. He's gone. I said I brought that at my programming meeting one Day. Well, kid this and kid then. I'm like, hey guys, y' all realize that kid cratic died like four years ago.

[JD]

It didn't go over big in their meeting, did it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz he's passed away.

[Bobbo]

Still their top earners still got a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elvis, that's the best show. He still got the number one show.

[JD]

Do you know how much money Elvis makes every year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ton?

[JD]

I'll pull the numbers up. It's ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Limb ball's dead. He's still in the air every day.

[JD]

Wait a minute, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He od, didn't he?

[JD]

I don't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, the end.

[Bobbo]

In the words of the inimitable Mark Twain, stories of my demise may have been a bit pretentious. Still here, still kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

An OD does not a death make.

[John Clay Wolf]

O.

[Bobbo]

D?

[JD]

Yeah, kind of overdose means well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you OD on painkillers?

[Bobbo]

It's not hard to take too many percocets in a given day. It was a brutal, brutal campaign season.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were on oxycontins. Sure.

[JD]

Are you glad it's over?

[John Clay Wolf]

Those, I really don't remember Oxycontins, man. They make me trip out. I hallucinate when I take them. I've been in the hospital and like said, I cannot take these anymore.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, those are good hallucinations though. They're not like the bad hallucinations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they help you with your show?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it would make me a better broadcaster if I got on oxycontin?

[Bobbo]

I think it possibly could.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there are a lot of.

[Bobbo]

Handy, a lot of tricks in your back. Johnny Carson said, by the end of your career, you'll use everything you've got. No, I haven't run out of tequila or percocets yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about Trump's speech yesterday? Rush Limbaugh?

[JD]

Oh man.

[Bobbo]

I think he's funny. That he was very gracious.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wasn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Isn't it nice to see a conservative in the White House again? And it got me to thinking.

[JD]

You gotta be happy, don't you?

[Bobbo]

Every time we elect a celebrity who happens to be an upstanding American conservative, okay. We get things done terribly fast. You think Reagan was really good this way? Well, Donald J. Trump is looking like he might do likewise. The governator Arnold may have a chance at this, although we'll have to change the laws. But go ahead and change the laws. We've got the House and Senate. What the hell? Just make it all my for the next 25 years for next time around. 2020. Ooh. Scott Bayo. No, I think it'll be great.

[JD]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

El Rushbow, everyone. Rush, we've got to keep rolling. I appreciate you joining us. Will you come back a little later?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. I, I think I'm here for the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[JD]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Chrysler 300C.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 44,000 mid teens go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City on the brew. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got? Yeah, true. Hello, you calling from what you got?

[Caller]

I live in Louisiana. I have a 2008 Ford F250 four wheel drive Lariat Larry's leather interior navigation with 225,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of miles. What, what part of Louisiana?

[Caller]

South of New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever drank in it?

[Caller]

Have I ever drank in my car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

I mean I live near New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It was, it was a loaded question.

[JD]

Rhetorical.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess. I think it's a eight grand rig with 220 on it, maybe 10. The miles are scaring the hell out of me.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I mean it's got a shelf life. You can't, you can't take these things to a million miles. I mean it's a, it was a good looking girl but she's 78. She's 78 now and you're telling us pictures about back when she was in college, you know and she's not in college anymore. She's 78. She's got a different earning potential.

[Caller]

Think truck's in good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like we're gonna hook it up. It's not like we're gonna hook it up to a snowplow and go work it good.

[Caller]

I mean or you can take it on a nice night out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 220 or you could throw a rod through the block and have to pay $10,000 to fix it cuz the miles are so high it's gone. And that's what's scary about it and that's what's going to scare a lot of people off. I'm an 8 to $10,000 buyer but I will buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you're interested. 800. 800-723-4-8, 800 radio bill. A 10 explorer with a bucko. Eight worth about 8 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah. What's up, bud?

[JD]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. A 10 explorer with a buck. O8's worth about. Worth about 8 grand.

[Caller]

About 8 grand. We're too far off.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What else have you got for me today, J.D.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got.

[JD]

Johnny Menzel's ready to come back to NFL. He says he's ready for his comeback. He got sober all on his own, just like you said he did before. Yeah, I'm good, buddy. So he wants to come back and play football.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he apologies.

[JD]

Oh, you did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he apologized.

[JD]

Well, he always apologizes. Then he goes out and do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't. I didn't know he apologized in the.

[JD]

Past, almost every time he's done it. So we have the top 10 list of other things he could still do in football today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that this could very well be his last top 10 list and last anything I think this boy's done. Yeah, I don't think he matters, but.

[JD]

He'S got things he can still do in football. We've got a list. Yeah. So anyway, Johnny Football thinks he's ready to play football. He's ready to come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Paul Harvey. Paul Harvey's here? What is this? A reunion of dead people?

[JD]

Really, Casey? Paul Harvey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul.

[Bobbo]

Apparently I've been stuck between two ethereal realms here to spend as much time as I can. I wanted to tell you about how God made a fisherman.

[JD]

Oh, God, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is gonna take about an hour and a half.

[Bobbo]

You need a hook and a crawfish, right? And a father whose name you know. And your trusty old Zebco. Zebco. Rod and reels for the sportsman who puts the man back into sporting.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting. Live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, we've had several requests, just random. I just thought about it because Uncle Roy just texted me Lots of requests for More Uncle Roy. If you ask the listeners if there's anything they want more of More Uncle Roy. More s found in cars and more Rusty the Chipmunk for someone they love. Randy and me, whatever his damn name is.

[Bobbo]

Rusty's his stoner friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Dean. Good morning. Where you calling from? 405 area code down south somewhere? Oh, Oklahoma City. Duh. Opposite. Had that confused with Houston. Does your 2012 LTZ Tahoe have sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Absolutely. Loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four or two wheel driven?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Clean Carfax. Anything wrong with it? Have you been. It says you're serious here. So have you been shopping around?

[Caller]

A little bit? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you been. What's the best offer you've had?

[Caller]

Mid-30s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why didn't you take it?

[Caller]

Just waiting for the right vehicle to purchase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you need a replacement. So it's not really about the. The giving a little bit more money on the trade and it's about finding the replacement. All right, well, here's what we can do. DNM leasing and they own a Chevy store now too, and I'm partnered with them. So go to give me the vin.com, load it up. What do you want to buy? What do you want to replace it with?

[Caller]

I'm looking for a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand?

[Caller]

I'm not partial.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got four Dodge and Chevrolet. Four Dodge, So. So go to our website, say here's the deal. Been hit at mid-30s on this thing. I want to give me a quote on a Dodge, blah blah or Chevy. Tell us what you want and I'll get you with the guy and he'll give you a trade difference quote and see if we can get you handled. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. New affiliates that just joined on that join on late at 9:00'. Clock. Good morning. How the hell are you? ESPN, Houston, 97.5. How the hell are you?

[JD]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

And remember Buzz Listers, you can jump over there on our number four.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. New Orleans, Louisiana.

[JD]

Amarillo by morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

WZO up in pa. The Bear. The Bear in Wichita Falls, Abilene. There's more. Shreveport, Louisiana. There's more. I forget them all. Arkansas, Arkansas. Rogers and Fayetteville. Northeast, Northwest. Yeah, West Rogers. The keg. We have a lot of stations. The brew, a lot.

[JD]

The K, they're bearish.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know I was like when we were shopping for a station out in Louisiana. I mean the drug addict. We're on 92.3.

[JD]

Good morning. It's 7:21 on the meth. KMT.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we get on Denver, it's going to be the. The nug.

[JD]

The nug. The.

[Bobbo]

The, the to Planet Radio. Good morning.

[JD]

It's to radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about right. Doesn't Lafayette. Good morning LA. Yet right here on Drug Addict Radio. Video 105.3. Keep rocking your ass off because we know you hadn't been to sleep yet.

[Bobbo]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Susie Schnapper is here. Susie Schnappers, right here.

[JD]

Tweaker morning show. Hi, Susie.

[Bobbo]

Hey, J.D. what's going on?

[JD]

You are. You look amazing this morning when you get some sleep or something.

[Bobbo]

You see my Brazilian blowout?

[JD]

You. What is that?

[Bobbo]

Got my hair all straight. Looks great.

[Caller]

It does.

[JD]

You look like something from the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susie Schnapper is our aged well, rode hard and put up wet sort of 1980s big hair band.

[Bobbo]

Plus DJ still looking really good, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

J gets up at 4am every morning to do her morning rock show. Johnny beach show right here on this bitching radio station.

[Bobbo]

You gotta have. You gotta have a pretty girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susie, how did you get your voice so deep for the air?

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you. John Palm all. No filters. That'll do it.

[JD]

That will do it.

[Bobbo]

And a lot of Rico Bay. I was gonna say, you know, the Rico Bay.

[JD]

Do we ever.

[Bobbo]

Down the liquor store, this little Vietnamese guy, every time I walk in, he says, cindy Rico Bay, the cheapest rum down to me.

[JD]

Yes, it is.

[Bobbo]

Drink it straight. Oh, not a shot. More like a seven ounce tumbler.

[John Clay Wolf]

In all your 45 years of radio broadcasting and concert promotion, what, What. What's the wildest sex moment you've had with like a Poison or Vince Neil.

[Bobbo]

Or something like that one time in Dallas.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Back in 1993. This was maybe 94.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Black Crows at Van Halen were in town at the same time.

[JD]

I remember that show at Reunion. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

With Sammy Hagar.

[JD]

Was that you backstage?

[Bobbo]

I did them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought so.

[Bobbo]

I did them all while.

[JD]

Yeah, you were. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You're going at it like beast.

[JD]

I remember that one.

[Bobbo]

Michael Anthony wouldn't go though.

[JD]

Married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he keeps a good rhythm, though. I heard.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, like a wet.

[JD]

I talked about real quick. Funny rock and roll story. Talk to Mike Reno, you know, 38 special one time. And a lover boy. Mike Reno from Lover Boy. And he said, what was the moment then you knew you're a rock star? He said, the day we had two tour buses going down the highway side by side and we passed a naked woman from one side to the other, he goes, that's when, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of the window.

[JD]

No, from. Yeah, from the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

I passed a beer out the window to everybody going down the highway.

[JD]

Naked chick from one bus to the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she make it?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I made it. That was me.

[JD]

That was you?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was you? Oh, My God. Susie Schnapper. It was you.

[Bobbo]

Lover boy was so fun before Mike Greedo went gay.

[JD]

He's not gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mike. 12F250 diesel. 4x4 for is extended cab, not a crew cab. Is that right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended 144, 000 miles. You want to trade it? Is that what it says?

[Caller]

Yeah. I'm looking to trade it back into a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Load it into our website. Tell us you want to trade and what you're looking for and I'll try to. I don't sell new cars. But my affiliate, I'm. I'm hooking up a way to get you guys with new car and used car dealer that I trust. Anyway, this. This rig's gonna be worth 20 grand.

[Bobbo]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

144 extended cap. Right? Right at 20 grand.

[Caller]

Okay. It does. It is lifted. It's got a Lear camper top on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe a little more. But. But. But the. Yeah, a little more. But the. The extended versus the crew is a big difference. Big difference in bring back money. 144 in the miles. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio sob spots. Our new sponsor. Do we have any of those? Sure do. I'd like to hear. What's that?

[JD]

Go. I've forgotten. You got one here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Loaded.

[Bobbo]

He would never bring a knife to a gunfight. Because with him, it's always a gunfight. When dining out with friends, he has the uncanny ability to excuse himself mere moments before the waiter brings the check. Which he'll never see because he never returns. He's never been the kind to let go your eggo. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light. Tall Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. That's pretty good. Nappy tall. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Heiser Bliss, Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's another one.

[JD]

There we go.

[Bobbo]

He thinks he's creating a job. Every time he fails to return his shopping cart, he never puts the seat down because he only does number two at his girlfriend's apartment. He doesn't attend Sunday school because he believes it cuts into his drinking time. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a Natty Light. Tall Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Anheuser Bush. Houston, Texas.

[Caller]

I love it.

[JD]

That is going to be the new. Get her done.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more here. That is a good Bob. There's one more.

[Bobbo]

He won some money on the packers plus four because it's more fun to root against the home team. He perpetuates the myth that in the UK it's acceptable to lick one's fingers when sharing a basket of fries. Though he's never been to the uk, he firmly believes that using turn signals in traffic is strictly mambi pamby. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty life, tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Caller]

Anheuser.

[Bobbo]

Bless Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

The second one, that was good, but the second one was great greatness star. That second one for a keeper because that was classic. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, Chris. And oh, seven Chrysler 300 with a buck and a half on it. I think it's a 500 car. What do you think it is? But we bring up the collar. Can you hit the collar? Pot. There you go. What'd you say?

[Caller]

I know I probably got taken on the deal, but just want it now I'm in a situation where I got to get rid of it. You know, I can't make the payments.

[John Clay Wolf]

Job. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

You guys call. I've had it for about six months and goodness. Oh, like I owe about like nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a half on a 07300 with 150.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hang on. Let me ask Johnny Cash what he thinks.

[Caller]

Oh, it ain't me, baby.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[Caller]

It ain't me, babe.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe. So what about your 800? 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Nice cars. Benzos, G63 Ferraris. Heavy stuff. We buy that too. We buy junk. We buy. We don't buy junk junk. No, but we'll buy like two to two grains about our cut off.

[JD]

That's about the bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the junk ass. The. The trash cans. The stuff you run behind the Walmart and try to fit in the dumpster.

[JD]

It ain't you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't me, babe.

[JD]

No, no, no, don't despair.

[Bobbo]

Don't be without hope because in five and a half years, you'll be out of that 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, good morning. You're on there. What have you got?

[Caller]

Good morning. I got a 32010 Cadillac CTS with navigation. But I don't. I think I need to trade it in or. I don't know what to do with it. I just think I. I owe 10,000. I think it's about worth 10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it.

[Caller]

70,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not tanked. Does it have a sunroof and navigation, you said?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you send me pictures of you in the car? Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. Say I. Oh, 10. I hear a little Yankee in your voice. I hear a little Philly in your voice. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Seattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Pretty good. Well, I only missed it by 1200 miles.

[Casey]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Where do you live? Where do you live now? Okay, cool. Yeah, we. We'll do something here. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and. And I will. I will personally look at it after the show.

[Caller]

Okay, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. 70 Plymouth Road Runner with 35, 000 miles. You've been watching Barrett Jackson this week, Justin?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got your thinking all up. Y' all ready? You think I'm gonna bid180,000 on it?

[Caller]

No, sir, I highly doubt that.

[John Clay Wolf]

70 Plymouth Roadrunner. I'm not going to buy this car with a radio, but I will look at it online. Is it a numbers matching? What size engine? What condition? Real quick.

[Caller]

420. Numbers matching, all original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got a real car. I'll look at it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, give this one to John, and they'll assign it to me. And I. And I'll call you later.

[Caller]

Yes, Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. How about the libs? No offense, Turley. Turley, you might want to ear muff this segment.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Facebook.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In. In Twitter, they just are freaking out. So I've got a buddy, okay. A girl that I like. I'm not going to say her name. Don't want to be me.

[JD]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

So last night, she is post a transcript of Trump's audio tape about what he said about women. When you're a celebrity, you can have anything you want. You grab him by the pee and he. And she's like, this is what I want from my president. She's freaking out. She's in Washington today.

[JD]

Walk did the big march.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a Hollywood actress. Okay.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to high school with her, and I had it ready to post, and she's, like, bitching about women's lot rights and defamation of women. And d. And I was going to post it. I had a picture of her getting banged from behind on a light porn. She did. And I was going to say, holly, here you are having sex on film for money.

[JD]

God, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that do for women's rights?

[JD]

Well, that was then.

[Caller]

This was now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't that long ago, jd. It wasn't that long ago at all. So should. Would that be too harsh?

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would that be.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I got. I didn't want to get deep. Friend.

[JD]

Let it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Hey, I'm fine.

[JD]

Pretend it's a Disney film and let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but. But there's a great still of her, like, with her neck cocked, and she's.

[JD]

Just like, can you send that to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I will show it to you right now. I've got it right here. And I'm not trying to be vulgar.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm. But she's being vulgar about my president.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was going to say, hey, look at this. Look at this picture of you. Not. I mean, she's having sex for money on film.

[JD]

I got you. I got you. Things change. That's all I can. I'm not gonna defend anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just.

[JD]

We're all Americans today. Let's just all get back together and kumbaya. Hold hands. Come on, stop this. I love the fact that the riders broke the windows at a Starbucks. To me, that's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just. That's the best. There's some great irony, like shooting your foot off.

[JD]

They destroyed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like killing your own pet.

[JD]

They didn't get. They're gonna get fired. They keep that up. I mean, they didn't get the memo.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've all gone nuts. Bob, what do you think? We've only got a few seconds.

[Bobbo]

There's a certain level of protest that really doesn't do any good for anybody riding.

[JD]

It's not protesting at that point. It's rioting. Well, yeah, protesting is what, you know, Martin Luther King did. He never torch came.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gonna protest. I think she should do. Have sex on film for charity.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you're protesting and you're showing off something that's good for something.

[JD]

God bless him.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. 800-807. Oh, that. Is that what they're talking about when they say I'm a misogynist?

[JD]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you got it. I take it all back, cuz. See, when I take it all back, it didn't happen. We'll be back in a minute.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more if the John Lee Wilshaw coming up. Power by givemetheven.com Doctor, doctor, give me the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a bad case loving you. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do in and out for very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD]

God, no, it's not. You rock.

[Bobbo]

You rocking out.

[JD]

Speaking of bombs dropping, it's not the dog. Let's just don't go there. I'm sorry. It's one of those. You don't know it's going to be that bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you getting that old?

[JD]

And then it gets. It's not old. It's just. It's just a matter of, you know, America.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. can you go outside? Go think about it. Just go out on the patio.

[JD]

The building happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you dropped the bomb on me.

[JD]

That was. Here's the thing.

[Bobbo]

Here's the thing.

[JD]

It snuck out. The whole place, it snuck out. And then you go, well, that's worse than I thought it would be.

[Bobbo]

It's getting so.

[JD]

Sorry, J.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting worse than it was when.

[Bobbo]

We started bitching about this is. You're ruining my buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is rush. You know what this reminds me of is. Is. Is. Speaking of this song is. Is a nuclear holocaust.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what just came out of J.D. huh? Dude, I mean, I'm losing my professionalism.

[JD]

I'm sorry. I really apologize for that one. That was. Otherwise I'd laugh. It was just a little. But I. Man, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, seriously, we hit it. Can you go outside and air out? It's bad. It ain't done. It's great. No, no, no. You're gonna drag it over here, asking you as a man, a friend, and a professor, please, inside and air out.

[JD]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

You want to borrow a lighter?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's going to help any. It will help. It's gotten worse.

[Casey]

Wait, there's a candle there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a candle. Yeah. Where's the, where's the lighter? I don't need to spend an hour of the show talking about JD's fart. No, there's other stuff to discuss. Give me the damn lighter. Jd, will you handle it here? My God, that's too funny. Okay. Saber rattle. Saber rattle rattling. Saber rattling. Trump's speech yesterday.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of saber rattling.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what saber rattling is? Yeah. You know, hey, I'll step up in here, I'll whip your ass. Yeah, I mean, just I'll tell you, out of what I caught of his speech yesterday, his quick address, if I was a Muslim terrorist, I would probably be packing up and heading to Mexico or Cuba or somewhere, Canada, something. He doesn't sound like he's got. I mean, absolute, absolute and utter termination of Muslim terrorists.

[JD]

Wouldn't it have been funny if the first dance had been this song? They do that big, pretty dance. Would have been funny if they just broke out into this. Started dancing. Hey, terrorists.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Melania gave a speech. Was she drunk last night? I don't think she's so hot. I love the accent. Do you have it, Charlie? Yeah. Here we go.

[Caller]

Thank you all for your service.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Yes. Service as service. I'm honored to be our First Lady. We will fight, we will win, and.

[Caller]

We will make America great again. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it makes me want to go to war.

[JD]

No kidding. People have gone to war over that before.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gonna be the recruiter.

[JD]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will fight.

[JD]

I'm with you. Give me a gun.

[Bobbo]

Is the rabbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are we going to fight? Why? Why does everybody want to fight?

[JD]

That is Natasha from Bullwinkle, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Something like that, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is so much of the verbiage fight, fight, war, war, bomb, bomb?

[JD]

Because America's kind of been under attack.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, by whom?

[JD]

Are you serious? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

You're not being serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, okay? I, I, I am and I'm not. I, I just feel like from a global point of view, their message is a little too tough. I think it can be misdescribed, misconstrued by others.

[Caller]

How?

[JD]

How, okay, that's interesting. How, how is that misconstrued? We're going to stop terrorists worldwide.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds triggered happy. No, no, no, no. On terrorists, I agree. But if you listen to the speech and the whole thing, he's talking about factory workers and he's talking about that.

[JD]

He's Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's almost like, hey, we're ready.

[JD]

To go to war.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start a war so we can get all the factories fired up again. That's kind of what I was hearing.

[Bobbo]

Well, war is very good for commerce in this country. This country was founded on war.

[JD]

I don't think he said that, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, he did not say that.

[Bobbo]

No, I said that just now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it, but it just, I.

[Bobbo]

Don'T know, it is a danger. I mean it's not like Korea or Vietnam for goodness sakes. And I'm not knocking our involvement, but those Nazis really wanted to take over the world, right? I think these really did, these ISIS guys. I think they really want to take over the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to just understand that. It's been going on for so long. I mean, 9, 11 was how many years ago?

[JD]

16, 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not going on so long. And no one, we, we've. He's right. We've grown accustomed to just having this around. Yeah, we have. And he said it's time to kill all the rats. Well, I mean like, like open, like hunting feral hogs.

[Bobbo]

But these poor dumb guys, you know, they've been poor all their lives. They don't let their mothers teach them anything.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Because women are like second class citizens in that culture.

[JD]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It's bad. It's not getting better.

[JD]

They still stone women to death in the streets.

[Bobbo]

It's not getting better on its own.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I need to wake up and, and open my eyes. I've become accustomed to the background noise and really have any. He's driving.

[JD]

We're in a bubble. We really are. Thank God. In a way, we're in a bubble. But we, we don't wake up every day and wonder if any of our friends are going to get shot or rocketed today. We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't waste any time. Starting to sign orders yesterday.

[JD]

Nope, didn't. He Went right to the will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. An 07F150 Lariat 07 with 120. It's a four wheel drive. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yeah, four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it? And where do you live?

[Caller]

It's clean. I live in Mississippi by Hattiesburg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you a dealer or is it yours?

[Caller]

No, I'm an individual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it? Is it 10 grand?

[Caller]

Close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to Give me the vinda. Give me thee vi n. Givemetheven.com load it up. Tell me what it takes. I'll try to Buy it. I have trucks in Mississippi area every 48 hours. I can whip it out of there, no problem. I used to buy at Hattiesburg all the time. The auction down there. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Join Bobo, J.D. turley and myself. And uno momento, por favor. Will be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at. Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are we going to get free tickets to the YouTube Joshua Tree concert?

[Casey]

Probably could ask. Sold out, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to go ahead and ask now. Dear radio people that are in corporate headquarters, would you get myself, Turley, Bobbo, and JD Free tickets from the station for the YouTube Joshua Tree concert coming up.

[Casey]

We would prefer the floor because it's terrible sound at the Cowboy Stadium. So on the floor it's okay.

[JD]

Would be nice.

[Casey]

Yeah, it's anywhere else, it's just terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'd like to have Bono or the Edge on the show. Sure.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, here's two cars that are kind of worth the same money. Lee, good morning. What have you got?

[Caller]

I have a 2002 Mazda Protege.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

150,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hold that thought. I'm gonna click over to this other guy. I'm gonna bid these cars the same. Okay, Whatever I tell this other guy, I'll give. I'll give you the same. Mike, what have you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 2000 Lesaber Full Leather Limited 250K. It's a everyday driver and I take it anywhere I need to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So if you take his car and your car together. Together, put them together packaged in, we've got $200. Come on. But really, the truth is. Well, I. I'd prefer for Johnny Cash. Just a bit. It. I like Johnny. It ain't me, baby.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. It ain't me, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for, baby. Dead people with active Facebook pages. Oh, I could go. I've got a lot.

[JD]

Do you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of Facebook friends die. And speaking of, on a serious note, I'd like to give a shout out to my homeboy, Josh Harbuck.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up in heaven.

[JD]

Very sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a little bit younger than I. He was my insurance agent. That's how I met him.

[JD]

Was he really?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He died in a damn truck crash last week.

[JD]

One vehicle rollover accident. He was. Yeah. He was the son of a very, very prominent Dallas Fort Worth radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

He brought Hal on to the radio with us about eight years ago. We did? Yeah.

[JD]

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I love Hal J. He's just. He's the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good guy. What kills me is Josh would send me text, hey, buddy, let's get together for a beer. I'm like, anytime. But we'd never make plans. Never did for the past two years. We probably talked about it six times.

[JD]

So the takeaway is don't you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T delay when your friends ask you to have a beer. Go. Go see them, because you never know if they're going to be here tomorrow. Yeah.

[JD]

He was 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

37, 38. TCU football rollover.

[JD]

Rollover accident and single vehicle accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a guy with him that lived.

[JD]

Yeah, the guy lived. It's. You know, it's weird in car wrecks like that, sometimes something just. It's. It happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sad.

[JD]

It's very, very sad. Terrible way to start the new year.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Joe. Roger. A 14 Dodge, half ton. Is it a crew cab or a. The little back door?

[Caller]

It was a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What's your mission? Are you wanting to sell it or trade it in?

[Caller]

Well, I'm. I want to sell it because I want to. I'm going to buy me a GMC Denali. Another suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't you want to trade it in? Because you'll get a tax credit on trade in.

[Caller]

I was just going to sell it and just buy me another Denali.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[Caller]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year Denali do you want?

[Caller]

I want the new body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, they're expensive.

[JD]

Are they really? Like what kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just so expensive.

[JD]

Like what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold a 55, 000 mile one the other day for 44 grand.

[JD]

Man, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

In the short miles are. They're high.

[JD]

What are they new?

[John Clay Wolf]

70. They're like Escalade money. 75. You can buy one for like 58 or 63 or something. I don't know. They're expensive. I mean what they're asking and what they want. So we got a 14 Dodge. Have you had any offers on your Dodge yet?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. You said it's lifted. Is it leather, sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it's. It's all stock. It's. It's got the leather. It's the Longhorn edition. It's got the sunroof, the heated and cool seat. It's got every option.

[John Clay Wolf]

They two wheel drive or four.

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a payoff? Yes, I can make the payoff for you. Hang on a second, I'll look at something. It's a long horn. Laramie Longhorn. Laramie Longhorn. Where the hell is that? Well, I was trying to pull up some auction results, but I'm. Anyway. How many miles?

[Caller]

24, 300, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

About, about, about 30 grand.

[Caller]

30? No, can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Dodge, man. It ain't a Chevy or Ford. When you go buy expensive Dodges unless they're diesels, you're not gonna be. You're not gonna get of your Ford money. I'm just telling you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I mean dozer operator drive Dodges and I know you got a Cadillac version, but it's still a Dodge. And they have really helped their image. But it's still a Dodge at the.

[Caller]

End of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a King Ranch, it's not a ltz. It's, it's a, it's, it's five grand, four grand cheaper.

[JD]

All about image.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's, it's, it's not like it's a tracked house. It's a track home. With a good interior.

[JD]

With a nice interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Good morning, you're on the air. What have you got?

[Caller]

20, 15 high country, 1 ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dually or single?

[Caller]

Single.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long or short bed?

[Caller]

The middle box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have. Is this Dave.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The name. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Well, I'm, I'm calling with a Fort Worth phone number, but I'm in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. On kkeg. It's a middle. What color and does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It's that blue. The extra color, the metallic and yes, it has a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles, 50.

[Caller]

Got airbags, Chevrolet Tonneau cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a high country diesel. 15 with miles are a little high, but it's a pretty truck. I think it's a 40. I think it's a 40. $3,000 truck.

[Caller]

Got all the paperwork from Chevy for everything that they've ever done to it. You know, oil changes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a four. 43 grand is the number off my gut. Will you go to givemetheven.com and line and load it up and I'll email you a hard offer letter. Will thank you. And that goes for anybody that you don't want to call the show. The best way to do is just go to the website, give me the vin.com and load it up.

[JD]

Coming up, the top 10. Do you also hear that maybe Johnny Manziel might be playing? This new thing called the spring league and independent football league is being put together. They're going to ask people like Ray Rice and Johnny Manziel, people that are kind of one offs to maybe be part of this big spring lead. So the top spring league. So the top 10 list this morning. Casey will be here in just a couple of minutes. Is the top 10 things Johnny Football still can do on an NFL football team. And there are things he can do, but I'm not throwing the ball. But there are some amazing things he can still do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saaba, back to the inauguration.

[JD]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it almost looked like a weird joke. I mean, you got a rap. A rabbi, a president and a super, A European supermodel walk into a bar. Rabbi, a president and a European supermodel walk into a bar.

[JD]

Why the long face?

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S the, what was the rabbi talking about and why was, what brought that on?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Oh, gosh, that's just that, that old pro Israel deal, you know, that's. There are a lot of people in this country that are still very, you know, aligned with a pro Israel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't watching it close enough. Did he do like many denominations of prayer?

[JD]

Yeah, he did several of them. There was Baptist up there and there was Catholic. There was anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there was that black preacher.

[JD]

There were more prayers in this than any other one before.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that black preacher, Black preacher came up, they cut him out.

[JD]

They did. Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

A black Baptist preacher.

[JD]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like half Baptist, half Pentecostal.

[JD]

They actually edited him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it went something like this down.

[Bobbo]

Here in front of my new friend.

[JD]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobbo]

My new friend.

[JD]

New friend.

[Bobbo]

Donald D. Trump. I told my congregation more times than I could count. Oh, man, you gotta make room in the Lord's house. Make room in the Lord's house. I talked to the man. I walked with the man. Donald J. Trump and I prayed together. We walked with the light. We talked with the light. I said to Donald, say, joy, joy. He said, joy, joy. We found the joy together. And it paid me $400,000 to speak a little at this here inauguration and had a fine time. God blessed the dinner and listen close to the rabbi. He's a new friend of mine as well.

[JD]

Well, Rabbi, something all about the getting paid and having a dinner.

[Bobbo]

This post inauguration being brought to you by the schmoth. Lickable.

[JD]

Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Break all through to the other side. Stop it with the slits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Malt.

[Bobbo]

Lickable.

[JD]

Oh, I understand. God, that's painful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, they. They cut that out.

[JD]

Daddy had no idea. Well, they do that, you know, sometimes on the awards thing. They had the delay button in case something cusses. I guess they cut that out.

[Bobbo]

Fake news.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab this. Dwight, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Enid, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enid, Oklahoma. O1 GMC is a diesel or gas.

[Caller]

It's 8.1 liter. Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab.

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short. Better.

[Caller]

Long short.

[John Clay Wolf]

73,000 miles. Does it look like it has 73,000 mil on it?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. It's a clean pickup truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Okay. Big block, 4x4. Clean as a whistle. 100 years old.

[Caller]

Allison transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allison, Brenda, Mo'. Nique. All of them in this one. How much more than five grand is it?

[Caller]

I don't know. A little bit more than five grand, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. You say here you're serious? You say you're serious. I'm serious. You want to sell it? How much is the. Some?

[Caller]

11,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

11,000. Too much, Dwight. Hold it.

[Bobbo]

Too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too damn high.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 01, Dwight. Oh. Oh. We're in 17. You about 10 body styles back.

[Caller]

You are correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much more than five grand is it?

[Caller]

6,000. More than 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're too high. Too damn high. Too damn high. 800. 800. I hung up on Dwight. Oh. Because the cell service in Oklahoma is kind of shaky because them damn Indians, they don't like Dwight being too high on his truck. They know better. They know better.

[JD]

Bring it on.

[Bobbo]

Lord, Lord, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toll free.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Metallica version. I like the Metallica version. Where's he going? The tooth and carry mountains. And he saw Captain Pharaoh. What are they drinking?

[Casey]

Whiskey in the jar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey in the jars. Speaking of that, what this is on.

[Bobbo]

The boardroom table in our studio. It is a small ball jar.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Sealed close at the top. As you can see, it's a mostly clear liquid. A little opaque. Looks like a sample of some type pears floating around.

[JD]

Oh, there's something in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those would be watermelon, Bob. Watermelon. Watermelon. And that is straight out of. From Marie Lavo in Baton Rouge. Yeah, I knew that when I was down there. Cars buddy of mine gave it. How's it taste?

[JD]

Is that something you get out of the woods or is that. Can you get that when they make.

[Bobbo]

It's out of the woods in Louisiana, they leave the fruit in.

[JD]

What? Yeah. Is that real, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's watermelon moonshine.

[JD]

It's probably flammable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, of course. They told me it was like a hundred and I forgot what proof.

[Casey]

I want to really try to taste it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it smell like?

[JD]

Let me smell it.

[Bobbo]

Smells like about 60 proof.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean about 100. Take a. Yeah, take a little sip, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Now my 60 may be your 110th.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you'll know why they say this.

[JD]

Holy mackerel.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll say I like.

[JD]

Dude, I just smelled it and I need to re. Establish my sobriety.

[John Clay Wolf]

About 60 chance. Good morning. And you're on the air.

[JD]

Yeah, really?

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Scurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scurry, where's that?

[Caller]

It's south of St.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 12 Scion. Is it a release series?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

TC 52000 mile sticker, automatic stick? Leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six grand.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

6,000. 6,000?

[Caller]

Oh no, I gotta. I gotta have a lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right man. Guys, I bid for what I can buy them for. I buy a lot of cars at dealers auction. There's a. There's a market, right? If. If IBM stock bad Facebook stock is a hundred dollars a share. And I offer you a hundred dollars. Oh no, it's. Mine's up worth 120. No, it's not. If you want to sell it.

[JD]

It's a commodity.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a commodity. And we're working on commoditizing the used car. We've been working on it for years and our product is going to come out I think April, mid April keeps getting pushed. But we've got a electronic Product coming out for the dealer body and then the public. That's going to change the industry.

[JD]

Mid April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Change the. Change the industry.

[JD]

It's going to change what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to break me or it's going to. I'll be flying on a jet.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cool.

[JD]

Really? That big?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Do you need a pilot?

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But I might need. I might need somebody to hold my brown bag under the bridge, too. It could break me. It could break me. I'm taking a risk.

[JD]

I'm good at both. I'm really happy. Yeah. I'll be your bridge buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a good broke guy or a good rich guy.

[JD]

I'm with you either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's easier to be a rich guy.

[JD]

Oh, is it? So much.

[John Clay Wolf]

So much easier to be rich.

[JD]

So much. I've been both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But we've got a product coming out that is going to change the industry. There's no doubt about it.

[JD]

This is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

I'm kind of excited that I didn't really know you were doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that. That. That preacher. Yeah, the preacher talk from Trump a minute ago. And the website, by the way, for people who want to get their cars bid is give me the vin.com. we've got 12 buyers in the other room right now answering your submissions and emailing offers.

[JD]

And if people are new, they don't really know how easy this really, truly is. I know it sounds like a. A pitch, but it's. It is a pitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's true.

[JD]

But it's weird because if you've never heard of this, you can't believe that a guy could never see your car. Could. Could put a number on it, and you literally can get a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all about commoditization of the VIN number. And that's exactly what we're doing. But we still have to have pictures. You still have to use a brain.

[Bobbo]

Pictures.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and we will send you an offer on your car. All right. Axl Rose.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people. People haven't heard this. Have you ever heard him do gospel?

[JD]

Do gospel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Axl Rose does gospel.

[JD]

Not at all.

[Casey]

Album that he has out, he came.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the studio and cut it in here with Turley.

[JD]

I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four years ago.

[JD]

As a spiritual side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We haven't played it for forever. Well, the. The record company got wind of it, got mad, wouldn't let it be released.

[JD]

Bad image.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have it, and it's just special for our listeners for now until the record company released it. Let's go ahead and play it early.

[JD]

Cool.

[Bobbo]

KTL Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up. From the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take me down to Nazareth City. I just got it. Amazing grace oh, how sweet the sound. I just want my coffee that's sad. I'm not a wretch. Yes, I am, baby. And sings myself Savior God to me.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Whoa, how great thou art, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

How great they are.

[Bobbo]

This is a little religious. And as primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new uplifting gospel classics.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know where you are, baby. You're in the water. You're gonna be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby. Oh, you gotta live.

[Bobbo]

I've been hanging with my sweet Jesus. He brings me hope and joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna make the devil leave me alone.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Devil leave me alone.

[Caller]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, wow, wow. Oh, sweet son of God. Oh, my son of God.

[Bobbo]

And the classic chart topper, Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axel. Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown the girls are covered.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you Take me to my Lord. I want to see my Lord Please.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Take me to my lord. Give me $20.

[Bobbo]

Axl rose. Jerusalem City, available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil a stores.

[John Clay Wolf]

You in the water, baby. You gonna be baptized. Jerusalem City, 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. You can call them with your car. You can call them with a comment also.

[Casey]

That ain't right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you're a Cowboys fan, yes, you can call in a cuz. I want a I.

[JD]

Who you mad at? You mad at the Packers? You mad at the refs? You mad at life? I mean, you know, it just happens. Any given Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm mad at the refs.

[JD]

Oh, the.

[Bobbo]

They.

[JD]

They made. They even admitted one of the calls was completely wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

They made it drug back like 38 yards.

[JD]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about the face? Okay, let me. Let me.

[JD]

But you can't. I mean, what do you do now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you preface this with, I invested in season tickets for the last two years, and it is way more expensive than it should be. It's the stupidest purchase in the world.

[JD]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did it because I thought this was the time.

[JD]

And you were right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was close to being right.

[JD]

Really close to being right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was the time. And we got robbed And I want my damn money back. That's, you know, that's.

[JD]

Good question. Now the refs admit they made a mistake which could have been a game changer. Is there, I mean, there's. That's cost somebody a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It cost me a lot of money.

[JD]

Well, I mean, just everybody. Everybody sitting around us, the sponsors, Vegas, I mean, just. I just wonder, I guess there's clearly nobody you can sue.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I, I'm not going to sue anyone. But I'm angry as hell. I watched the last five minutes of that game on YouTube about four days ago, and it just gutted my soul again. And because I was there. So I was in shock.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And watching it again, I saw things I didn't see the first.

[JD]

So they called it unsportsmanlike conduct thing because the guy came in and left.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was in the beginning of the game. But he didn't.

[Casey]

That, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it changed the mojo. Yeah, it screwed the mojo.

[JD]

Right.

[Bobbo]

That's, you know, you can't.

[JD]

But that's.

[Bobbo]

Those substitutions with Aaron Rodgers, though, he's standing there counting the players, waiting for a guy to try to get off the field and stabs the ball.

[JD]

But a guy came in and guy went out. Why is it.

[Casey]

But it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't that. We had two men on that. That wasn't the deal.

[Casey]

It was offense. It was an offensive huddle where you can't have 12 men in the huddle. But he was never in the huddle. He just kind of walked on the field in the area, the vicinity of the huddle and then walked back.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you watch the replay, it's so stupid. It's almost as stupid as the face masking call in the fourth quarter.

[Bobbo]

Well, that was bad.

[Casey]

Where was the interference?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Or the interference that was in a different zip code, maybe.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, with this kind of emotion, John can eat you up from inside. A lot of things go wrong. You got the Russians, you got the director of the FBI releasing, you know, sensitive emails, you know, all the scandal from White Water all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that was Sunday afternoon, evening. I was upset down deep. Like, really? Yeah. Bother you that much? I let it bother me that it's a game.

[JD]

It's a bunch of millionaires throwing a ball around.

[Casey]

When you're, when you're invested in J.D. it makes sense. I mean, it was the same.

[JD]

Oh, I was sad. I mean, I'm not even invested in it. And it was like, oh, man. Because they could have gone either way. And let's Be honest. It's a rookie team playing a Super bowl team. And the fact that they could have. And maybe even could have been close.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were cool.

[Casey]

We were flying back from. From Dallas, from Vegas in a Southwest flight, and the flight was held up luckily. So we got everybody in the plane, was watching on the plane, waiting to go. And as soon as they lost, we're like, hey, can we just go now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just.

[Casey]

Come on. It's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was.

[Casey]

It was so depressing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was disgusting, though. It was disgusting. And if it wasn't Green Bay in the same relive of two years ago. I mean, come on, guys. This is the. It just. It wasn't. The spike. The spike wasn't that bad of a call, really, if you want to get technical about it. What do you think? I mean, Turley, do you think that was an awful call?

[Casey]

The spike.

[John Clay Wolf]

The spike at the very end when they tried to. When they didn't try.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Casey]

You have to stop the clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop the clock. If they'd given it to Zeke, ran up the gut, he got tied up, start running side to side, they would. Might burned it all off where they couldn't get the field goal.

[Casey]

Yeah, you want it. You're playing for at least the tie, but you're also. They're trying to win. And they did the next two plays. They tried to go further down the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ball was blocked. Did you see the old man get tackled going into the end zone?

[JD]

Who?

[Casey]

I didn't see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, literally, they tackled the old man and didn't call interference.

[Casey]

Oh, you talking about Witten?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, it was unbelievable. It was unbelievable.

[Bobbo]

It was blatant interference.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Well, here's the thing. This face mask call didn't happen. It didn't happen. So why can they not call, Throw a replay flag? Why? I don't understand the rules, I guess. Okay, so the face masking call didn't happen. It screwed up everything. Why can't he throw the flag for replay? Can you not replay a bad call? Yeah. Is that the rule? Yeah. There's no you replay and not replay?

[Casey]

Well, you can replay if it's inbounds, out of bounds, fumble, non fumble, that type of catch. Not catch. I don't believe there's any penalties that you can replay that I know of.

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[Casey]

I've never seen them do that because they would question the refs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to do that.

[Bobbo]

That's just not the way the electoral college works, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but you know, What? John, It.

[Casey]

It all started when they can't stop them. The first three drives. When he gave up 21 points early, it was. I. I thought it was over then. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, dude, you wonder where I went? I went upstairs and drank beer to watch it on TV for two quarters.

[Casey]

I was watching in the casino.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, you know what, babe?

[Casey]

Let's just go to the airport. I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. I left my seat. Manny the ball buster was sitting next to me. My friend that bust balls all the time. And I left and I went upstairs to the club thing and sat there and drank some beers and talked to people. I was like, I can't take this. Yeah. And then in the fourth quarter, I'm like, all right, all right, let's go. And I got back down there and here we go. It was unbelievable. It was magical. Dude. The rally was magical. And we got robbed. Well, we got no. I sound like a liberal. That Hillary didn't get elected. I understand. And I really kind of have a more soft spark. Soft spot in my heart for those people who are still ranting and raving on Facebook about the election because I know how they feel a little bit. I didn't quite understand.

[JD]

An NFL coach may challenge a call during a game by throwing a red flag onto the field. We know that this indicates that to the officiating crew that the coach feels there may be a sufficient evidence to overturn a call except within the two minutes. A two minute warning.

[Casey]

But it's not a penalty call, though.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, but here's.

[JD]

And you can only do it twice per game. Those are the rules. I don't understand why they can't do.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the last two minutes.

[JD]

That's what it says there.

[Casey]

That's the NFL do it for you. Okay, but look at this, Deshaun. We've got a quarterback. It's plain as day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what you're going to say, Turley. You're going to say he. Here it comes. Next year.

[Casey]

Well, maybe not next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

The year after.

[Casey]

But we have a future, okay? At least.

[JD]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hope and fear is what runs the world. And I'm sick of hope. I'm ready for now. I'm ready for now. I remember this last Super Bowl. I'm in the rhythm room in Dallas, Texas, at smu. And we're drinking beer on the patio. And I hadn't seen it since. And I've been hoping ever since. And I'm sick of hope. And I'm tired of hearing about Catch you on the next one, bro. No, I want it now. I want it now. I want redemption.

[Bobbo]

I got it long about 19 and 95. The Super bowl dream very much alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bernie, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, good morning, John. Hey, listen, I feel the same way you do. We got Rob. But it's always been a proven fact in the super bowl era, every state that has a football team, and if this super bowl is in that state, our team will never make it. And it has been proven, unfortunately. I mean, I sat through last season, we was 4 and 12 and. But, you know, we got a good foundation to build on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catch you on. You're going to catch me on the next one. Well, I got, that's what everybody's been telling me all my life. I'm going to catch you on the next one, bro. I don't know, man. I, I'm just m, I, I, I don't want anything to do with sports. For a while. The Rangers did it to me, too. It was just as bad. You know, I was bidding on a Rangers car this week. $150,000 car, and they wanted 2500 more. You know what I told them?

[JD]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said? No, no, cuz I want. You know why? Why? Because y' all got swept by the Blue Jays like a bunch of idiots. And he broke my heart.

[JD]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, no, I'm not giving you any more money.

[Casey]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forget it. I didn't want the car now. Oh, my God. I'll be back in a minute.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

You just don't never take a chance on my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money. We make money money. We run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Givemethe vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RADIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 RADIO. Y' all been asking for Uncle Roy, and he happened to just walk into the studio this morning. Little Uncle Roy time. Never heard anything. Roy, how are you?

[Caller]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. will you bring in Casey? Casey, real quick. We got to knock down the top 10 of 10.

[JD]

I'll go get him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy, is it cold out there? No. Shaking your head at me don't help. You got talking to Mike.

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got? Casey?

[JD]

Good morning, John. How are you? It's a lovely day. Good morning, Uncle Uncle Roy. How's he doing? Everybody's doing great. Hey, you know what? Johnny Football. You know, Johnny Manziel thinks he's gonna be coming back to football. He says he's clean and sober and he's ready to come back to football. So we have found the top 10 list of things Johnny Football can still do. Okay, not throw the ball, but we have another thing. You ready? Number. Oh, we don't have our little number 10 guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number 10, the guy who holds the.

[JD]

Giant clear salad bowl aimed at the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number nine, snack man for the cheerleaders.

[JD]

Get it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Number eight, Gatorade cup filler up, dude. Number seven, football deflator guy for the Patriots.

[JD]

Number six, wire wire watcher for the wireless headphones.

[Caller]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number seven, rain delay field tarp manager.

[JD]

Inside the AT&T Stadium. Number six, the water bottle squirter guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number five.

[JD]

Number one, coin. No, no, number three is. He's the number one coin toss shiner upper man. Okay, the ambulance call a golf cart driver. No, wait a minute. Take that one out. That's number four.

[Bobbo]

Robot.

[Caller]

What? Number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number four.

[JD]

Well, we're back to number four.

[Caller]

Number three.

[JD]

Number one, toy coin toss china upper guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that was number one.

[JD]

That was number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, number two.

[JD]

Number two, ambulance, golf cart driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD]

And number one, the man who stood, stands by Tony Romo and says, you is kind. You was smart, you is important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on hold.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Put him on hold. 800-800-Radio. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[JD]

Keep looking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to our little show.

[JD]

That's where it all is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Brett. Hey, what are you doing, man?

[Caller]

Nothing, man. I got a freaking car to run by.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this homeboy. How's Baton Rouge, Louisiana, today, man?

[Caller]

I'm telling you what, buddy, it's actually sunshiny. We had some bad weather last night. But I'm gonna tell you what, it's a beautiful day up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good day to buy a Porsche at Brian Harris Porsche Audi in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[Caller]

Yeah, it is a good day to buy a Porsche. They're actually trying to buy one right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what have we got? We've got a 15 grand Cherokee SRT8, I guess. Uh huh. What color?

[Caller]

Color is black.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does it have a sunroof roof? How many miles?

[Caller]

It's got 12,003 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

I'm gonna tell you. It probably needs four tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they all do. 12.

[JD]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles again? 12,000. You know, 50 grand's the money. So is it 49 Newton tires?

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Let me see what I can do. How's the show going this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having fun. Yeah. Yeah, we've. We've been having a damn good time actually.

[Caller]

Well, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell everybody out there. John Wolf is a great buyer on, on everything. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been. And I bought about half a million dollars worth of Audis from you last year about this time. In one setting. Remember that?

[Caller]

Don't tell everybody that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Well, it was just time. It was time for some. That was. There were new cars.

[Caller]

That was a bad time in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, it didn't work out that great for me either. But at least you and I made friends through it. And now we do business all the time.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Brett.

[Caller]

All right, later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy, how are you this morning?

[Caller]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You? I'm good. Now, I wanted to talk to you about an employee situation.

[JD]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Uncle Roy is in a management role here at Give me the vin.

[JD]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been around for a long time.

[JD]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was signing paychecks the other day and I realized that we've got some hourly guys.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got some buy the job guys. And buy the job guys are the give me the VIN delivery drivers and pickup with. They go to their houses to pick up cars.

[JD]

They get paid by the delivery, by the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a formula.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we've got guys that are running my wholesale cars around and they're paid by the hour, but every once in a while we get busy and we use the hourly guys to do the give me the VIN stuff.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was looking at somebody's check and it was big and was bigger than Uncle Roy's. Was the check bigger than yours?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I was like, how did we get to this point?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I realized that the math that they were doing in the office was the hourly plus the deal.

[JD]

They put them together.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were double dipping.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did we get to that?

[Bobbo]

I don't have a clue.

[Caller]

You know, I explain it to everybody. I say, my guys get paid by the hour, right. There's only two guys here get paid by the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But they said, oh, no, now there's six guys.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Caller]

This is giving a VIN calls. Do we got a pay them? I say pay them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, out of all the talking we do, what wouldn't you ask me me about that one?

[Caller]

Everybody give me Autumn. So, you know, I just take orders.

[John Clay Wolf]

And go right ahead. Oh, oh, oh. Till.

[Caller]

Till later, Till the last three or four days, me and you've been going head to head.

[John Clay Wolf]

So me and you. No, we're not going head to head. I'm just trying to get my vendors back in line.

[Caller]

We. We about got them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. I. Every once in a while, you got to grab all your vendors and shake them.

[Caller]

You about got them now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you do. Do we. Because. Because the body shops start charging too much. The haulers start charging too much. My own guys start charging. Double charging.

[JD]

Sneaking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. To run a profitable business, the first thing you got to start with is your expenses.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I haven't been paying a whole hell of a lot of attention to it until lately.

[JD]

That'll happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the body shop guys will get on out there on you. They're the most moving, moving around. Every deal's a negotiation. If they do something for 700 this week, they did it 20 times for 700. If they think they can get away with a thousand, what will they do? Get away with it every time?

[JD]

Well, sure. I mean, they're trying to get as much as they can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you're negotiating with these guys, do you ever have to, like. Do you just. Do you have to pull stuff from them? What's the best way to get their attention?

[Caller]

Start putting stuff like I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pulling? Yeah, pulling work.

[Caller]

Putting work from them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they asked, and they ain't.

[Caller]

Got no work like Mako.

[JD]

You ain't got no work that gets their attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mako. That's quite a brand name. He cried. We want to brag about.

[Caller]

He cried like a baby yesterday day when I told him, 1250, I can't do it. I said, well, you know. You know what I do? Just leave it here. Oh, I'll go get it.

[Bobbo]

Just leave it here. I. I'll do it.

[Caller]

I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of money for that bumper. That's a lot of money. Are we out of time? But all but what?

[Caller]

It's more than the bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I hear you. I hear. I hear. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for. Give me the vin.com. go to givemethevin.com and put your car in. Or call us right here on the radio at 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Give me the vintage. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everyone. Last segment today for some. Unless you're listening to hour number four in Houston, guys, that on one of the stations we're on 97.5 from 11 to 12 in Houston. Jump over there. ESPN. ESPN.

[JD]

ESPN.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna grab this Caesar. Yeah, I'll just shut up maybe. So a 14 accord ford with 37. Is it leather, cloth, Cloth alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[Caller]

Hubcaps.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a DX or an lx?

[Caller]

Let me confirm that with you. It is a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there really wasn't a. There's a LXS. Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay to bid it as a base LX. If it's got hubcaps, there's no D. It's a LXS. Cuz they killed the DX model. How many miles? 37.

[Caller]

Yeah, 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

And plus if it's a nice rig, I'm an 115 buyer. Maybe 12. You there?

[JD]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes. It's a clean car.

[John Clay Wolf]

115 to 12. Go, go. Go to the website and look. Load it up and we'll buy it an O2 Chevy Silverado half ton with a buck 56. Edgar, is it an extended cab?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a short bed, 2 wheel drive or 4?

[Caller]

4 wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or Clean, sir? Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

This truck. This truck's worth between 2500 and 5500. But I need to see pictures of it to know.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in real good condition. Will four grand buy it?

[Caller]

Sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Will 4,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Will it buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, 4,000 buy it. You're calling to sell me your car, right?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes. 4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

4,000. Okay, then go to givemetheven.com, load it up, push some pictures, Say John gave me 4,000. I'll take it. Here's the car, and we'll verify with you, and we'll come over and pick it up and give you paid. Where do you live?

[Caller]

17320.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. What city? Just what city? Texas. Okay, good. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get you handled, Randy. This we've got. Tony Romo's dad is in the green room. He's coming. Randy, the chipmunk is here. He's here. Of course. What's going on? Not much, Randy. How are you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I had a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having fun. I don't know if it's good.

[JD]

It's a great show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, Bobbo's drunk yet? Moonshine.

[JD]

Stay away from him. He's a mean drunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't like. He's a little too early in the day for me.

[Bobbo]

You're not.

[JD]

You're not a drinker.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So I guess y' all heard Buck won the election.

[JD]

Who did?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That weasel from Dallas.

[JD]

Bump?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, my squirrels and gophers and such are acting pretty put out, really. But, hell, you know, doesn't have to be the end of the world or nothing. No, of course, old Bump has done pretty well for himself. I mean, I don't know if you realize, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Whatever else you say about Bump, he's got a lot of nuts. Bump, I don't even think weasels eat nuts.

[JD]

No, they just got him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Of course, squirrels don't like him.

[JD]

No.

[Caller]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because all they know is winner's only half over. And guess what?

[JD]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're all out. Enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

There ain't no crickets or nothing. So it's a tough scene.

[JD]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So in our culture, it ain't nothing to get ambushed by a posse of squirrels if you ain't careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's why chipmunks don't go out at night.

[JD]

Oh, see, I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then the gophers. Well, we talk about gophers.

[Hannah Bailey]

They're a mess.

[JD]

You don't like gophers?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No. They're truly nature's tweakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know gophers?

[JD]

Yeah, I eat that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Black brush sage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a natural amphetamine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having gopher problems in my yard.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do I get rid of them?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Tell you what to do.

[JD]

Oh, boy. He's gonna tell you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I. You know, it could be taken care of for you because Bumps said he wants to send all the gophers back to Arizona.

[JD]

Oh, he does?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, best way to get rid of gophers.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wait about sundown and rig up, like, an ATV or something with a boombox and play Abraxas by Santana really loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll do it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And lead them into it like a giant cage.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They will follow. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

They like that because the tweakers love Santana. Oh, they like Santana.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They get off on it.

[JD]

I got you. And they'll follow you in the.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know. Oh, ye. Come over.

[JD]

I want to. I want to videotape this, Johnny. Okay, we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come over.

[JD]

You know the song.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And they're all going like, what is that?

[Hannah Bailey]

Okay, so that's Santana Braxton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like the Chipmunks doing Santana.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We need to follow the Santana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Theodore.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They'll follow you.

[JD]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, because they can't, you know, they can't argue with its hypnotic quality.

[JD]

The Chipnotic.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because they're high Quakers. You know, I don't know.

[JD]

The.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All they do is eat black brush sage.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get high.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dig and eat roots and watch Breaking Bad.

[JD]

I know they don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's all they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn gophers in their den.

[JD]

How do they watch? I guess in their den.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I get along with them okay. But, God, they're jacked up all the time.

[JD]

That's the best.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My friend Rusty hangs around with his gopher down off of Forest park. And he's got an Xbox One with a full surround system and refrigerator full of Gatorade and a Blu Ray with every episode of Breaking Bad. Don't think that you'd be surprised is that. I mean, all tweakers steel. You'd be surprised at the people stuff they've got in their little holes down there.

[JD]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

What they got?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Steel and tweakers. What do they got, like, aquariums.

[JD]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And a refrigerator.

[JD]

Okay, I got you. I just wondered.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I heard a story one time about a gopher. This is no joke.

[JD]

Okay, here we go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It had a king, a California king size waterbed.

[JD]

I think I know how this is going to end.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And a Betamax video camera.

[JD]

A Betamax.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Way before they were affordable from the 80s.

[JD]

Yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They stole it.

[JD]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn tweakers. He'd probably take $40 for it though, right now.

[JD]

Now he would. Yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Market goes up, market goes down.

[JD]

Yes, Commodity.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn gophers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Randy.

[JD]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's always inspiring to hear your stories about the wildlife habitat and their habits.

[JD]

Who knew it was so complicated.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Santana is how I get rid of these gophers in my yard.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh yeah, they can't resist it.

[JD]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You might try Black Sabbath, but not all of them are, you know, dark like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. Good morning, you're on the air. I'll see you, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, bye.

[JD]

See you.

[Caller]

Bye. I got a 1970 Lincoln Continental.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, man, that's. That, that. That's really not. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

77, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it?

[Caller]

That's why I'm calling you to see what you would offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's all about condition on something like that. Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

Two door. And it was garage kept for 25 years. I just pulled it out of the garage to sell it last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably three grand. Hey, I've got a boogie. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll look at it. Those classic cars, I don't like doing them over the air cuz they're just too many variables in them. But I will buy them. All right, thanks. 800-800-723-4. Tony Romo's father.

[JD]

What is he here too?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's here too.

[JD]

Wow, what a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a lineup, what a line, what a segment, what a show.

[JD]

You sir, are a pro.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias.

[JD]

Hello, Mr. Hoof, it's Antonio.

[Bobbo]

Ramiro Romo Senior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you're going to be moving. Ramiro Romo Senior.

[Bobbo]

Some of them say this, but it is finally the off season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Tony always find time when the football games are over.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

To help his community, he volunteer for El Aquario del Dallas. The Dallas World Aquarium of the World Aquarium. Aquarium?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

At this time, they're changing out the.

[JD]

Features, they're changing the fish.

[Bobbo]

Many, many exotic species are coming every day.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

While many others are moving on to their nest engagement at other aquariums around the country.

[JD]

What engagement?

[Bobbo]

They go to Cleveland. They go to New York.

[JD]

Traveling fish.

[Bobbo]

Denver. Didn't know in Estonia's job to get the features from the trucks to their respective tanks.

[JD]

To the tanks. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Which he can accomplish much faster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And with better accuracy than most. Because you see.

[JD]

Don't tell me.

[Bobbo]

He throw them.

[JD]

No, he doesn't throw the fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has nothing to do all season but throw newspapers, fish, pork chops and other items. And dogs, long dogs.

[Bobbo]

Great success. Because it matters not how far they tongue. No, he have exhibited excellent range all week long. He's throwing the fitches.

[JD]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

He throw The Alaskan salmon 26 yards in a high tight spiral. He shoveled past a baby manatee 18 yards sideways while on the fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are huge.

[Bobbo]

Right into his artificial Key west habitat.

[JD]

What?

[Bobbo]

Sponsored by Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville Snackabout. He delivered three dozen little Arctic penguins rapid fire to their little pool in the wonder of the Arctic exhibit. A full 54 yards away. As you say, right on the Mooney. I guess he's what you call a badass. A badass because he have his playbook down, you know, he knows the precise location of each tank.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

The trouble start when his helper, senior Travis Frederick, snapped him the wrong feet. The play call for the penguins was supposed to be for the char. You know the char?

[JD]

Oh, yeah, the char.

[Bobbo]

It's like part trout and part salmon.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

The penguins loved him for lunch or dinner.

[JD]

Or dinner.

[Bobbo]

But Travis Frederick, he cannot greet. And instead of the harmless, delicious char, he snapped Antonio, the green lady Greenland shark.

[JD]

The shark, yes.

[Bobbo]

Of course, the Greenland shark is nothing like a. The char.

[JD]

No, they're quite a bit different. Shark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony, we're almost dead. I got bad news.

[JD]

Oh, we gotta go.

[Bobbo]

Horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 10 seconds left before we're out. So we're gonna finish this in the next segment. And Houston listeners, that loses, you can jump over to 97.5 and catch our number four or jump on the stream. IHeartRadio for ESPN UN 97.5. We'll be back next week, 8 o'. Clock. Everybody else hang tight. The podcast is up this afternoon. GiveMeTheEven.com is where we buy the cars. I appreciate it. Sorry I have to leave like this for some of you, but we'll be back next Saturday. And everybody else, just hang tight. We'll be right back.

[Caller]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, I screwed up that transition.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Houston. Yes, we come off the buzz at 11 and it's pushing them all over to 97.5 ESPN.

[JD]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the PD did not tell me that we're not on 97.5 ESPN today because of a sports preemption and they're going to replay us this afternoon.

[JD]

So you didn't know?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know. Ethan Barton. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Spring, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spring Springs, Houston. Got it. What's up?

[Caller]

Nothing, just calling you guys to let you guys. No, I mean literally probably about 10 minutes because I was only on hold for five. Guys came, took about five minutes, drove away with the car and left me with a check in hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like they did a real thorough inspection.

[Caller]

No, no, no, they. They did. They did. I guess it just seemed like five minutes only.

[JD]

You could turn that into a negative, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Well, we've just had some cars come up from Houston with like the paint burned off the roof in the hood.

[JD]

Space shuttle.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the space shuttle re entry burn effect. Well, how many miles and what year were this car?

[Caller]

It was a 10. It was a 2010 Accord Cross Tour with about 68,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car's okay. It's these 04s and 06s in silver and metallic in Houston that the sun beats them down, especially Toyotas and Dodge products. It burns the paint off of them and we can't see it in the pictures. And the customers don't tell us, and the inspectors are all high or something and they don't tell me either.

[Casey]

Customers will come and say, well, I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knew? Well, you look at something so long you didn't realize that your wife put on 70 pounds either. But what you're saying is we did what we said we would do, which is unbelievable for a car dealer.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, absolutely. I mean, the process going through email and text messages all the way up to when we just left, seamless and perfect. I mean, it was easy as can be. So I just wanted to call and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say I appreciate it from a cut. I appreciate your phone call from a customer's point of view. Were you going along in this process, wondering where the catch was going to be?

[Caller]

Absolutely not. And a lot of it just comes from listening to you guys all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Knowing that put the trust in it, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's what I've noticed. Radio show listeners absolutely believe what we're doing because they've heard us enough. They know that we would be psychotic to be able to change our temperament off air. Right. But but, but it's the guys that don't listen to the show that are like, oh, this can't be real. Oh, it can't be.

[JD]

How can they do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Ethan, go tell, go tell a friend, man. I appreciate it.

[Caller]

Absolutely. And I mean, even the guy at the dealership was saying, hey, go with them, not me. I can't give you that much money.

[John Clay Wolf]

What dealership for y'?

[Caller]

All? Planet Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's what's disappointing. And this is for anyone listening. If you would have told them, if Ethan, that. Did you have a clear title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

No, it was clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, if you don't want to hammer the check. If. Okay, how much was like 10 6, if I remember right. I think I remember this deal.

[Caller]

Yeah. 10 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's 6% of 10 7? Hang on, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do you more. I'm gonna do you a more solid. Here's what you need to do. Okay, that's $662, which is a real amount of money. Right. Call your guy at Planet Ford and say. I talked to Wolf and he said he will do an in and out with you so that you can still show this car as a trade in on the new one. And you'll pick up the tax savings of $662. So net money your way, you're gonna get 662 bucks more.

[Caller]

That's absolutely. I will do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to cut the price a couple of hundred dollars on me because I took care of you so well, that's, that's fine too. You pick up 450, I pick up another 250. Hey, I gotta make money too, but I'm gonna leave that in your hands. But yeah, so what they can do is call us and we will send them the check for the title. But we already have the title, so we're gonna have to send them the title. We'll figure it out. But I do this all the time. I. Because you can show this car as a trade in at that dealership and then they, they wholesale it to us on paper and then you pick up the tax difference. Got it?

[Caller]

Absolutely, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right, y' all have a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later.

[Hannah Bailey]

Somebody mentioned. And an hour.

[JD]

No Susie Snapper.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. J.D.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got old Man Fart today. You're telling people we're on the wrong radio station and this is a bad day.

[Hannah Bailey]

Oh my God, I love Susie this is not Susie.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Hannah Bailey the stripper.

[JD]

Like man, you guys, you guys gotta wear name tags.

[Hannah Bailey]

Look, right here. J.D.

[JD]

I see.

[Hannah Bailey]

I remember these.

[JD]

Yeah, Madonna, Brittany, you can remember that. Well, I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember left and right, Madonna and.

[JD]

Brittany, but you forget those.

[Hannah Bailey]

Okay, so no in and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do an in n out. I've got time.

[Hannah Bailey]

I don't have to work for 15 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna do an in n out with Planet Ford.

[Hannah Bailey]

Okay? Can I get a driver?

[JD]

You're just okay? You're okay with that? Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you make last night?

[Hannah Bailey]

Last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Something like $4,000.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Caller]

What?

[Hannah Bailey]

There's still some Green Bay Packer fans. Okay, I won't go home. So I've got a Cheese Head retain.

[JD]

You do? How's that go?

[Hannah Bailey]

You want me to do it now?

[JD]

No, maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe that's a bad idea.

[Hannah Bailey]

I keep saying you gotta look at a poll.

[JD]

My bad idea.

[Hannah Bailey]

If you would just get a poll.

[JD]

We should get a poll in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the deal with breakfast after the club closes? What's the hustle?

[Hannah Bailey]

That's a special time. It's just like an afterglow to keep people around.

[JD]

And maybe after Glow party or dancing. They can't sell alcohol, but they can still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you get worried about going back to people people's homes and doing dances?

[Hannah Bailey]

No, it's really nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Cuz at the club, after like 2am we're out of towels.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

You know, the shower is gnarly. So I like to go to somebody's house, have an afterglow hot tub and drink vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you.

[JD]

What?

[Hannah Bailey]

That's not funny. My God.

[JD]

It's a little bit funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what's funny is that you don't sleep.

[Hannah Bailey]

Sleep?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, you've been up all night.

[Hannah Bailey]

I'll sleep when I'm fat.

[JD]

You're not fat.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you going to sleep today?

[Hannah Bailey]

I don't know. I gotta dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time?

[Hannah Bailey]

From 11:30 until 7.

[JD]

Do you do anything that keeps you awake? I mean, you're up all the time.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

Owen's Country Sausages.

[JD]

Owen's Country Sausage doesn't for you. Microwave keeps you up.

[Hannah Bailey]

I have a microwave at the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you do uppers?

[Hannah Bailey]

Uppers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uppers keep you up.

[Hannah Bailey]

Victoria's Secret?

[JD]

No, not those kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Like white crosses?

[Hannah Bailey]

Oh, no, nothing like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like reds.

[Hannah Bailey]

I did reds.

[JD]

Well, that's.

[Hannah Bailey]

That's not illegal, is that?

[JD]

Yeah, kind of.

[Hannah Bailey]

But I don't snort them.

[JD]

Well, That's. Oh, well, then it's okay.

[Hannah Bailey]

I just drink them with vodka. Everything's country sausage. Vodka.

[JD]

Okay.

[Hannah Bailey]

And Gatorade. Gatorade's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever do the small town tours?

[Hannah Bailey]

Yeah, we did all the time. We were in Wichita Falls two weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

What club?

[Hannah Bailey]

You guys were off.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What club was it?

[Hannah Bailey]

New Year's Eve. The Holiday at the Max.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. So you do those special event deals.

[Hannah Bailey]

Awesome. Study customers there in Wichita Falls? Yeah.

[Caller]

Really.

[Hannah Bailey]

You have to acclimate yourself to the hillbilly vibe.

[JD]

How do you do that? Is there.

[Hannah Bailey]

Oh, everybody wears a riding heel. And you better get over any aversion to Copenhagen.

[JD]

Really? A lot of Copenhagen.

[John Clay Wolf]

They eat that.

[Hannah Bailey]

Copenhagen.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah Bailey]

They eat it like cocaine.

[JD]

Yeah. You don't like that?

[Hannah Bailey]

It cocaine?

[JD]

No, no. Copenhagen.

[Hannah Bailey]

Oh, no, I don't like cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, it's always a pleasure.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Hannah Bailey]

That kind of work, guys, to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You on the program. Hannah Bailey, everybody.

[JD]

Hannah Bailey, still hot for all these years.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Fayetteville. Rogers.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All you guys.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarillo, Abilene. Who else is still on street for. We're in the middle market. We can loosen up.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Planet Radio, Lafayette. Hell, we've been on them for a long time. Love that. I think they have a lineup change in the works. Maybe.

[JD]

Well, maybe you shouldn't be talking about that. Maybe somebody's gonna get fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't. I. I said maybe.

[JD]

Oh, maybe. Well, that's.

[Caller]

Wait, wait, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of radio business?

[JD]

Maybe in radio. Because that means for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I in radio?

[JD]

Yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not in radio. I'm just a john, dude. I'm a nobody man.

[JD]

All my years. Anytime the management comes in and says, am I managing? There will be no changes. That's the time to start sending out tapes.

[Bobbo]

That's when the change is coming, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Changes?

[JD]

No, dad, start selling your headphones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of radio, have you listened to that news station in Dallas?

[JD]

I have, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not what I thought it would be.

[JD]

What'd you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was gonna be the bridge from xm.

[JD]

Oh, no. Yeah. It's still good, though. It's listenable.

[Casey]

For which new one? There's another new one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Amp. Kvil's a new one.

[JD]

Doesn't count.

[Bobbo]

Wait, what are they doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're switching around formats so much that they're just muddying down the.

[JD]

The amp in Dallas is like KISS FM knockoff.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a knockoff. It's like a copy.

[JD]

That's I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then 1029 is like three months ago top 40.

[JD]

Oh, are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then this new one is like two years ago top 40, 102.1. I mean, just. I mean, we're not even on in Dallas right now. Spearboys. Like, what the hell are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

I listened to them once in a while for a couple of weeks, and it was really good since Christmas. And then I heard my first Patricia Clarkson song on Thursday and I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I don't need it.

[JD]

I don't need that.

[Bobbo]

I don't need it.

[JD]

I don't need the stress.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you need? If you were the PD of a radio station.

[JD]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

A big market radio station. A big market radio station. What do you think would work?

[JD]

Ratings were important.

[Casey]

They probably would say, hey, guys, you shouldn't be talking about stations in. In the Dallas Fort Worth area, because no one cares about the Dallas Fort Worth area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forget Dallas Fort Worth. Just a major market radio.

[Bobbo]

I'd go with, with. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody bitches about corporate radio and d. National programmers. So what would you do?

[Bobbo]

I would go rocking. Oldies. Nothing too awfully light.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are oldies? Define oldies.

[Bobbo]

And obscure from time to time. You know, there's 50s and 60s nowadays. Oldies are 70s and 80s and 90s and 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's oldies.

[JD]

It sure is. It's about to be. Yeah. 20 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

So would you. What would you do with personalities?

[Bobbo]

Personalities? Yeah, I'd hire them. I'd have them on 24, 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you have them voice tracked or live?

[Bobbo]

Live.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd have them live?

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You got how many colleges around here, Kids willing to work minimum wage?

[John Clay Wolf]

Plenty.

[Bobbo]

Give him a start, JD what would I do?

[JD]

Yeah, I would do the same thing he's. He's talking about. Yeah, I would. You know, it depends on the market. You really got to know what's hot in the market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD]

If I was in that station in Dallas, I would turn it back to the way it was in the 80s because you have a huge market that misses that and turn it personality and bring back the old jingles and bring that. That whole vibe back, because nobody's doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we're all so much smarter than they are.

[JD]

Yeah, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't they do that? Because maybe we're wrong.

[JD]

No, because their jobs are on the line. They're afraid to do anything. I call it the foxhole syndrome. Nobody wants to stick their head up and go, I got an idea. Because in this day and Age. There's so few programmers like it used to be a program director for every station. Now there's one program director for 6, 8, 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD]

So there's so few program directors. If you get shot, there's no more jobs.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're chasing that dream. It's not just that they killed the golden goose. They've killed so many golden geese now that they know how to profit off the insides time and again.

[JD]

And there's no. And there's also no program directors coming up because corporate is also programming all these stations. So there's no individual program directors being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now Bobbo, you Bobo. He got a hand slap this week for management on his show for pre playing movie bits.

[Bobbo]

I start my show with a little bit from a movie every day or a TV show. Stephen Colbert.

[Caller]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Something Richard Pryor says, you know, never, never dirty, always clean, always edited, always less than, you know, 45 seconds. What's the down great parts from him movie. And then that dovetails into live from the top of the world. KMTX Studios. It's the Bobbo show.

[JD]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And that's come into question a couple times.

[JD]

How.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that?

[Bobbo]

What do you do? Well, the other day the owner called and said, hey, is this not copyright infringement? I better look into it. Until we figure it out, no more drops.

[JD]

Oh my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the rules, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Do you know fair use?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a public domain after 10 years. Is that right, Turley? Something like this. Well, if we play Caddyshack clips, are we no breaking the rule?

[JD]

No.

[Casey]

I've never heard for movie clips so much because I think I thought it covers everything. Ask app. Doesn't it cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, music.

[JD]

Radio stations have license to cover what's called ASCAP bmi, but nobody cares. But they have license to carry that stuff. So the answer is no, you can air that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the owner son started working in the station just recently.

[Bobbo]

Then he wants to.

[JD]

He has a personal issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I told him.

[Bobbo]

No, no, he's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

You're saying that because we're on the radio.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's already got a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he just showed up and now you're being scrutinized.

[Bobbo]

No, he's been around for gosh, a couple of months. Okay. That's just the stuff they worry about is the stuff you would never think would be the last thing they'd worry about.

[JD]

That seems so.

[Bobbo]

Like I don't know what I'm doing.

[JD]

Nobody at that radio station is is going to get sued for because you played a Caddyshack clip. Come on in.

[Bobbo]

Bowie. Bowie. Bowie, Texas. Like that's what I asked her. I said, you think Warner Brothers picture is going to come to buoy and bust us on this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I used to get scrutinized by using music in my commercials all the time.

[Casey]

Well, that's a different story.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that is for, for commercial production.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I just love the White Album and the Beatles seem to fit our commercials real well. You know, they're pretty loose about all that. And Metallica, they're cool.

[JD]

They're not known to sue anybody size.

[Bobbo]

Of the market, but. Yeah, and I called you that Thursday evening, this, that this came down and I was hot. Boy, I don't, I don't like arbitrary little artistic. I don't require that form of instruction. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, you wouldn't like being in my position then. Oh, no doubt, cuz I get it weekly.

[Bobbo]

No, I'd have lost this thing months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I got it again this week.

[JD]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? So wzo, you know, we canceled our up there in pa, but they kept us on. The programmer said, we like the show, the listeners. We're going to keep you on that school. Great. Yes, but the whole problem was, is that was a audition for New York City and D.C. and Baltimore. So they wrote another review this week. That was until they, you know, it was about lesbian football talk. That bit I did on Thanksgiving weekend. How old is that? Yeah, but they just jammed into it.

[JD]

Until they what? Until they go back and apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until he can consistently prove that he can stay off of these topics, we cannot have the risk of having him.

[JD]

On our air in New York City.

[Casey]

New York City sounds like an excuse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the word lesbian?

[JD]

Yes. Yeah, you can't say that in New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say lesbian. No, I'm being silly.

[JD]

I'm being ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what about when they stand up, we want equal rights. Rights for lesbians. We want equalizer gltb. I mean, but I can't. I didn't even forget Howard Stern.

[JD]

Well, he started in New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but forget him. Because you bring that name up and you just went down 10 notches. Okay, there is no stern reference of anything in our conversation.

[Bobbo]

What are the most popular shows up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a minute. The most popular shows up there, When I start giving him comparison. What about this guy? Well, he got fired. What about that guy? Well, he got fired that they fire everyone. They're scared of their own shadow. So will the Donald Trump presidency loosen up the PC World in the fear of fcc. It's not even about FCC wrecks. It's about protesters. That's what they're worried about is a march in front of iHeartRadio in Lincoln Center. And they're like, you're the kind of guy that caused it. I'm like, no, I won't. They're just, yeah, it's unbelievable.

[JD]

Scared of their own shadow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, okay, we can water it down and we can suck. But then 90 days later, hey, Wolf, your ratings suck. We got a problem.

[JD]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a fine line there. We've got to entertain the people. If we don't entertain them, we're gonna suck and the ratings are gonna go down. I don't know what to do. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about 1,000amonth. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we use this song on a commercial? So, Mike, I feel your protest in this song.

[JD]

What's the press? What's the protest?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Donald Trump Trump protest song?

[Casey]

Oh, no, actually, I was thinking more of the Beatles show I saw in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was it good? That was really good.

[Casey]

I needed to be on shrooms that really appreciate it, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

How late did you stay up in Vegas? How many nights were you there? Two or three.

[Casey]

No, it was from Wednesday night till we flew out Sunday afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many late nights every night? All of them, really. So would you do stripper hours?

[Casey]

Pretty much. I mean, it was in at 4 and I couldn't see sleep, so I was getting up at 8 there. So I was getting yeah. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you nap in the afternoon? Not really. No. And once you start getting going to.

[Casey]

Casinos, it's Red Bull and vodka and you're good to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you win, lose or draw?

[Casey]

I won. I won about 400 at the end, and I just spend it all in a limo. And we just did a big. For my birthday, so. Just had fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was your 40?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was cool.

[Casey]

It was fun. It's good to have friends out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish my wife cared enough about me to plan something like that. I wasn't trying to say anything like that.

[JD]

Your wife loves you.

[John Clay Wolf]

My 40th birthday dinner, we were sitting at Del Fresco's. She was going to surprise me with some. A friend.

[JD]

That's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then she called me, our friend, and they had the date wrong. Oh, no. Yeah, well, it happens.

[JD]

People make mistakes that. I mean, she tried about three weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

In advance, forgot to touch base. It's all good, though.

[JD]

She tries. She loves you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Turley's wife loves him more. She planned a out of town, flew all his. Got all his friends rounded up.

[JD]

Just different people have different ideas of what's, you know, acceptable for a birthday. Your wife, when she does something for you like that and you leave town, she's got four kids to deal with at least. And a farm full of animals and a. And a pump that doesn't work and.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the animals are. Have died.

[Casey]

Oh, no.

[JD]

Oh, that's a bad sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was slow. It was over the years. I mean, the horse was like 30. Yeah, he croaked the dogs ran off a couple of times. Yeah, the goldfish are still kicking.

[JD]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. And the cats don't hang around.

[JD]

But she's still got four kids, and so when you leave town to go to Vegas, it's tough on her. Michael is one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never left town to go to Vegas.

[JD]

That's what I'm saying. That's why you've got four kids. Daddy can't leave town when he got four kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can Daddy do with four kids?

[JD]

Go to work and come home.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about right.

[JD]

That's about right until the kids are grown. That's what.

[John Clay Wolf]

You made this when I don't want. I don't like the choice I made. I'm having buyer's remorse.

[JD]

Great to hear you say that's funny. Buyer's remorse. I don't like that choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What other choices do I have? I'm not going to get a divorce. I love my wife.

[JD]

You have no choices until they're 18. 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

18. You can't leave town until the first 18.

[Casey]

Well, he could, but he'd be a selfish bastard.

[JD]

But, you know, they can start watching themselves somewhere. Maybe 16.

[Bobbo]

You can bring boys with.

[JD]

Well, not to Vegas. No.

[Bobbo]

Vegas is all Disneyed out.

[JD]

It's not. No, no, no. It's gone the other way. It was for a while, but it's not. No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I heard.

[JD]

They tried it with Circus Circus, and it kind of didn't really work. So.

[Casey]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo]

I wonder what didn't work.

[JD]

Michael's just been there.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to the SP experiment? Rhino?

[Casey]

No, we didn't do any strip clubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Yeah, it's good and healthy.

[JD]

You almost don't have to. In Vegas. It's like. Yeah, it's like slumming it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did y' all stay?

[Casey]

We stayed at Monte Carlo. They've redone that place.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the last time you were in Vegas?

[Bobbo]

I've never been to Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been about 10 years for me.

[JD]

About 10 years for me, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's.

[Casey]

It's a lot different. It was about six years since I was last there. And they've built it up a lot. There's a whole city center and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Casey]

Yeah, Cosmo, if you like. Just the real trendy places. Cosmopolitan is really just.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to go to Cuba. Well, that would be great. It's not open and it's open.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Open for business, but I mean. And it will be Vegas again. You know, Cuba was Vegas in the 40s or 50s or something.

[JD]

You think it'll go that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Like that? Absolutely. You got Miami South. Yeah. It's just too easy.

[JD]

They got the coolest cars in the world. You ever seen pictures?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars, the classic car.

[JD]

They're out there and they're beautiful and they're well kept. I mean, just gorgeous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but on the TV shows.

[JD]

Well, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you walk.

[JD]

I got a friend. No, I've got a friend that's been there several times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still got that pink Cadillac.

[Bobbo]

Nothing newer than a 59.

[Casey]

It brings that up to you.

[Bobbo]

Anything after the Cuban Revolution.

[JD]

But he says it's funny because There'll be a 57 Chevy, but it'll have a Toyota more engine, or give her a, you know, Pontiac transmission or something. Because they're just good at modifying. Because they've had be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've had to be resourceful.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's Mexico going to open back up?

[Bobbo]

Is it closed?

[Casey]

I didn't know it was closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's just closed to anybody with a brain. Cuz you'll die.

[Casey]

Well, Chapo's gone, so that's tough to say.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[JD]

Okay. Why? Why would you die?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I really think that I've been saying this for years. I think we need to annex Mexico.

[JD]

And annex it?

[Bobbo]

You're talking about all the way down to below Guadalajara.

[JD]

And do what? We don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to take Mexico.

[Bobbo]

All of Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD]

And do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And turn it into the United States.

[JD]

Oh, okay. I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let them in. Let everybody flow.

[JD]

Ain't gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got the best beaches, man.

[JD]

Not compared to the Caribbean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but this close. This close.

[JD]

Okay, you can walk to. Yes.

[Casey]

Can you imagine the expense of their infrastructure to fix it up to our standards?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine the amount of money and.

[Casey]

Oh, there's a lot of money to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be made and everything that we get flowing. Let's just take Mexico. Let's quit fighting with them. Let's talk. Quit talking about building the wall. Let's just break the wall down and quit fighting. All the Mexicans coming in and all that. Just let it be like John Lennon, let it be.

[Bobbo]

Have to buy it like Alaska. And Alaska was no rose garden when we got a hold of it.

[JD]

I beg your pardon?

[Casey]

And we've done a lot with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexico's got a lot of oil. Yeah, that's what we like.

[JD]

We like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We like oil.

[Bobbo]

Is there petroleum in Mexico?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's petroleum in Mexico. We put them on hold. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio. The number is 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Tony Romo's dad is back in the studio. He's got to finish what he was doing.

[JD]

We had to break at a commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. We had all kinds of technological problem.

[Caller]

Here it comes.

[JD]

Antonio Romo.

[Bobbo]

I'm so sorry, Senior Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were on Mexico time. You weren't watching your watch.

[Bobbo]

Yes, well, I tried to give you the whole story. Yeah, but which part do we leave off? You know, Antonio is working for the Dallas Aquarium, Right. His job is to throw the features.

[JD]

They don't. You know, I still don't think they throw the fish from tank to tank. I don't know that that's true.

[Bobbo]

Perhaps not in Denver, but. Or in Los Angeles, but in Dallas. But in Dallas, they have a Tony Romo for now. How do you get his job done?

[JD]

You got it. Okay. So when they transfer the fish, when the fish go on tour. Apparently they throw them to the tanks. To the new tanks. To the trucks. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Very, very fast.

[JD]

And that's what Tony does.

[Caller]

Very accurate.

[JD]

Because he's got no time.

[Bobbo]

Because you see, he is Antonio Romo.

[JD]

Well, yeah, but he's not throwing.

[Bobbo]

And you have a greater success because it matters not how far the tank.

[Casey]

No.

[Bobbo]

He have exhibited excellent range.

[JD]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

And all week long he's throwing the.

[JD]

Fetches, I'm throwing the fish.

[Bobbo]

He work very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD]

That's how they get him in the tank.

[Bobbo]

He throw The Alaskan salmon 26 yards. 26 yards in a high tie spiral.

[JD]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

He shuffled past a baby manatee 18 yards.

[JD]

That's not part. They're really sideways heavy. They're real big.

[Bobbo]

While on the fly.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Right into his artificial Key west habitat.

[JD]

Well, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Sponsored by Yimmy Buffets Margaritaville Snackabout Jimmy Buffett.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He delivered three dozen little articulation penguins.

[JD]

Oh, really? Rapid fire. Well, those are cute.

[Bobbo]

To their little pool in the wonder of the Arctic exhibit. They are kind of 54 yards away.

[Casey]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

As you say, right on the Mooney. Because he have his playbook down. You know, he knows the precise location of each tank.

[JD]

There's a playbook for throwing fish?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You ever heard that the position of quarterback?

[JD]

Yeah, quarterback is how it dog.

[Bobbo]

I didn't know the trouble start when his helper, Senor Travis Frederick.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Travis Frederick snap him the wrong fish.

[JD]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

The play called after the penguins was supposed to be called the char.

[JD]

The char.

[Bobbo]

The arctic char. You know, the char.

[JD]

Yeah, the shar.

[Bobbo]

It's like part trout and part salmon.

[JD]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The penguins love them for lunch or dinner.

[JD]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

But Travis a. He cannot read.

[JD]

He can't read.

[Bobbo]

And instead of the harmless delicious char.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He snapped Antonio the Greenland shark.

[JD]

Oh, the shark.

[Bobbo]

Well, of course the Greenland shark is nothing like a. The chart.

[JD]

No.

[Bobbo]

And as soon as Antonio have this a shark in his hand.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He knows something is wrong because ignash at him with his teeth.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's a turn and gaze at him with the cold black dead eyes. Just like the calculating on evil Aaron Rodgers. And when he look into his daily eyes, he gets the fear of God. And execute a lightning fast release right into his assigned route. The wonder of the Arctic pool.

[JD]

That was the route.

[Bobbo]

I regret to report that in mere seconds all but three of the little penguins were eaten.

[JD]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

And the others are mere shadows of their former selves.

[JD]

Kind of scared, are they?

[Bobbo]

After the Chart a little depressed. So I think quite possibly. Long story short, there's not though there is much talk about the New York jets as well as the poor down TR and Houston Texans or the hopless more Broncos of Denver.

[JD]

Man, they're not a good year.

[Bobbo]

The most obvious next choice. Yeah, for Tony Romo would be the Miami dog because Antonio already have advanced knowledge of the fishes.

[JD]

The fishes. So there. There are truth into the rumors that he may be traded.

[Bobbo]

And the color is very good for him. Why his complexion? Why as the mixed German and Latino heritage? Why don't until you see him in the light baby blue.

[JD]

Compliment him, will it?

[Bobbo]

Yes. And you're looking forward to living on the coast.

[JD]

Is he going to be out there?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD]

So there is truth. He may go to Miami.

[Bobbo]

A man must have a hobby. And he have never known anything before about the cocaine.

[JD]

Cocaine.

[Bobbo]

Miami is a good place to do this.

[JD]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo]

All of the players.

[John Clay Wolf]

No place.

[JD]

No.

[Bobbo]

Sneak it into your cyanide bottle.

[JD]

Miss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Romero, I've got to grab a caller on line one. He's been holding for a long time. Chad, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, I got a white F250 6.2 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that 6.2? That's the gas engine?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller]

Super duty, crude crew cab. It's gonna be cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it XL or xlt?

[Caller]

Xlt. No navigation or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the alloy wheels or the cheap steel wheels? Does it look like a work truck or a city truck?

[Caller]

No, it's. It's just like a regular pickup. No, it's like a. I mean, there's no dents or anything. And it's not a work truck or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Sweetwater.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that we bought a. We bought a Ranger over in Sweetwater yesterday.

[Caller]

Bay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was surprised. I didn't know there was a Range Rover in Sweetwater. How long have you lived in Sweetwater?

[Caller]

Four years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. My ex in laws are from Sweetwater and I used to go out there all the time. Rafter P Ranch out there by Lake Sweetwatering. We had a.

[Caller]

Okay, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

High fence hunting deal. 80. 84,000 miles. 84,000 mil. 84,000 miles. I'm a 16 grand buyer.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll.

[Caller]

I'll upload some pictures on your website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do. Giveme the vin.com and thanks for tuning in. How are we coming in in Sweetwater? Off the bear?

[Caller]

I'm pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good. Loud and clear. All right, man. Thanks. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio. 800. 800 radio is how you call in right now about something, talk about something. We'll bid your car or whatever. Just call us.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're bored.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to talk to you. 800, 800 radio in a tight spiral.

[Bobbo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you a hundred dollars. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. GiveMeTheEven.com we pick up, we're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Give me the VIN.com.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the BIN.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I gotta get drunk and I.

[Bobbo]

Sure do dread it. Cause I know just what I'm gonna do.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[JD]

Brother, I could name you a few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it? Cause I know just what I'm gonna do. Well I gotta get drunk Lord, I can't steal. Is that George?

[Caller]

George.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year is this, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Man, I don't know. That's gotta be like early 80s. It's when Willie was on Columbia because George was on Epic. And that's a Columbia.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when is. I wonder what's gonna be like when.

[JD]

Willie does release in 1970. 1970.

[Bobbo]

Willie's about all we got left, man. Yeah, of the old cats.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never. I've never seen him live, really.

[JD]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Well, you just got. That's just something you just gotta.

[Casey]

It's show lasts maybe about 30 minutes because he plays each song real fast. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Bobbo]

One after another, them all off meter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe like going to see the eagles.

[Casey]

But, you know, at least you get to see them.

[Bobbo]

The eagles were something, man.

[JD]

You hear the new song, the Bob Seger put out this week? It's just called Glenn's song. It is a tribute to, of course, Glenn Fry. It's only about two and a half Minutes long. I put some pictures to it. I put a video together. Just real quick thing threw it up on Facebook. 40000 hits in 24 hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

On you.

[JD]

On my. The video I put up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. What? Ironically, we have Glenn Fry here in the studio this morning. Do we really? Yeah. That would be Glenn. What do you think about that? That tribute deal, man? Hey, John, man.

[Bobbo]

Going on the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do?

[JD]

Glenn, you're on the road.

[Bobbo]

I was kind of wondering if you would get a couple of guys to house it for me, you know?

[JD]

You still got a house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You gotta go out again. Don wants all this Eagle money. I'm tired of it.

[JD]

Yeah, I would think you don't need it anymore. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I, I, I misunderstand.

[Bobbo]

What is that supposed to mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing, Glenn. Go back to dad. Yeah, yeah, I meant Don. Where's Don? Don Henley.

[JD]

Don Henley's still alive. He'd be easier to talk to. A lot easier to interview.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don. There you are, Don.

[JD]

There he goes.

[Bobbo]

I suppose I can see where you might find that funny.

[JD]

Well, it was a little bit. That he was talking to a dead guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's kind of funny.

[Bobbo]

Why does Don Henley want to go on the road?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD]

Why would you? You got all the money in the world.

[Bobbo]

Why is Don Henley more lucky than any of my friends?

[Casey]

Hey, Don, can you say America?

[John Clay Wolf]

Neighbors?

[Bobbo]

America.

[JD]

There it is.

[Bobbo]

You think I'm gonna redneck out on it? We gotta save the wall in woods.

[JD]

Yeah. You are kind of a tree hugger, Don.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you talk about yourself in the third person so often?

[Bobbo]

Why does Don Henley refer to himself in the third person? I guess it has something to do with the autocracy.

[JD]

Autocracy?

[Bobbo]

The current political system. See back in Gilmer.

[JD]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

East Texas.

[Bobbo]

Go that way. My daddy worked in the Ford factory until he was 110 years old.

[JD]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Henley's last long time.

[Bobbo]

Yes, you did. By the time Kenny Rogers discovered me and my band Shiloh.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We'd already cut three demos. Songs were stole from the likes of Randy Van Warmer and the group Poco. Couldn't get a hit.

[JD]

Randy Van Warmer?

[Bobbo]

Until we met Glenn Fry. He was my best friend.

[JD]

Yeah, you and Glenn.

[Bobbo]

I'm bezzled about a quarter million off of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 years.

[Bobbo]

Why does Don Henley still steal money he doesn't need?

[JD]

It's just. He's just spreading dirty laundry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

I guess it's because somebody's got to be a guardian for the environment.

[JD]

But you're not stealing.

[Bobbo]

Live in Dallas now?

[JD]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Hate it.

[JD]

Why do you hate it?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[JD]

Why do you live here?

[Bobbo]

These guys in Dallas rolled their joints too long.

[JD]

You still smoke?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna go on tour?

[Bobbo]

I prefer to inject it into my urethra. I'm up in the age. Why is Don Henley so high so early of a Saturday morning?

[JD]

Not me, man.

[Bobbo]

I guess we'll have to ask Don Henley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[JD]

Find him.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Caller]

What you got a Dodge pickup to sell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Home, from Lawton, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, listening to us on the Bear.

[Caller]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you listening to us on 1047? The bear?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Best grilled cheese in the world in Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of the place?

[Bobbo]

Don Henley Grilled Cheese R Us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What is your truck, sir?

[Caller]

I have a 2006 Dodge Ram, diesel, quad cab, Laramie. Two wheel drive, dually. No, it's a 2500 long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad or short?

[Caller]

It's six for six and a half foot bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the short bed. Good. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

180. One of the miles.

[Caller]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

77,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good miles. I like good miles. Okay, so is it on a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller]

It's close to a 9 or 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 10,000 bite.

[Caller]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Will 10,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Not today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will buy it today?

[Caller]

I don't know. I bought it to pull a trailer and then I sold the camper and now I'm stuck with a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. I've got a check and a driver that can be up there Monday morning and get it paid for.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a title?

[Caller]

I have a title, but I. I can't go that low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you called me to sell me your truck is what you said. So how much is your truck?

[Caller]

Well, I still owe 17 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it was a four wheel drive, I could sell it high and I could buy it high. But the two wheel drives, I can't get there. I hit you low at 10 to so we could start talking turkey. I agree it's worth more than 10, but I think my max on that truck was 70. Would be 13 or 13 5.

[Caller]

Okay, so thanks for your time, if that'll work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and. And we'll email you a firm offer letter and confirm it. All right, thanks. He kind of sounded like Don Henley.

[JD]

He did a little bit.

[Bobbo]

He sounded more Like Don Henley than I do.

[JD]

Kind of surly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got, J.D.

[JD]

Let me see here. Well, let's see. You know, it's kind of tough to date somebody else, even be married to somebody who doesn't believe what you do politically. There's a new website, and it's getting a lot of people. It's called Trump Singles dot com. They've been up around since the summer, and basically they're hooking up people that love Trump with people that love Trump. You know, this whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you excited that Trump is our president?

[JD]

Me, personally? Yes. You know, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know either. I know I am, but I. I know it's better.

[JD]

I feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm scared. Let me say that. I'm just worried about what, you know, anybody that says stuff as stupid as he says at times. And he does.

[JD]

He does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes the decision to say those stupid things and not shut up. That. That scares me. And then, yes, yesterday, when he starts talking about global relations, it started sinking in a little bit. I'm like, this goofy bastard. He may get us in a freaking war.

[JD]

Yeah, I don't think that's accurate, but okay. I don't think he's gonna get us in a war.

[Bobbo]

A lot of that one World order stuff people are scared of. That's very Eurocentric.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is very Eurocentric. And it is very One world order and is very heavy. I didn't like his speech yesterday.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It scared me was. I love the idea of it, but when he says it out loud, it's like, oh, my God. Is anybody else. Are they listening to this? How would you feel if you were on the other side of the ocean? Listen to this.

[JD]

They know it's a rah rah speech. They know it's a freaking inauguration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they? Do they?

[JD]

Yes, they do. The only person that doesn't get it. The only people that didn't get it is, like, North Korea. He don't get nothing and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty heavy. Yeah, pretty heavy.

[Bobbo]

Pure allegiance.

[JD]

I know it's an inauguration day speech.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree with the points, but being that firm and vocal is just. It just sounds like saber rattling to me.

[JD]

Exactly what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, is that what we need to be doing?

[JD]

Do we need. We don't have enough time to get in this conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time do we have, Turley?

[Bobbo]

Nobody. Like the guy with all the careful judgment. Thank you.

[JD]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I'm not interested in getting in a war.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real world going and picking on Iraq, and we're not picking on them, but we can handle them. That's like whipping your kid. But you start going up to big boys and pushing them in the chest and poking them in the chest.

[JD]

You think he's poking in the chest?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

China.

[JD]

It ain't Russia.

[John Clay Wolf]

China did a nice little number on us in Hawaii one day. Or, I mean, Japan did.

[JD]

Yeah, yeah, China. China wouldn't even roll the staircase up for Obama when he landed in Air Force One. Come on.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobbo]

China's deeply invested in us, too. So they can't really break us without breaking themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to quit being such tampon.

[JD]

That's a thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, we will see you next. I'll see you next Saturday morning, 8 o'. Clock. Turley, Bobbo, Rusty, Romo's dad, JD Casey Kasem, Don Henley, Glenn Fry, and everyone else who joined the program today. Rush Limbaugh, Paul. Paul Harvey.

[Bobbo]

Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all the rest of them, good day. We'll see you next week.

[JD]

Out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money. Good. Get down.

[JD]

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