#82 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #82 (Feb 12, 2026)

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, delivers its signature blend of sharp-witted banter and irreverent humor, covering everything from cars and auctions to sports, health, and pop culture. With a supporting cast of Bobbo, J.D., Casey, and various call-in guests, the show takes listeners through the world of used car buying, life’s quirks, the upcoming Super Bowl, and a comedic dive into drug stories, music trivia, and “country people problems”—all with an aim not to get fined by the FCC.

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Episode Structure & Key Segments

1. Opening Banter: Pills, Drug Stories, and Health (01:28–05:24)

• Random Pills on the Desk: John jokes about mystery pills, possibly “ludes” (Quaaludes), leading to a group discussion of past drug use and doctor-prescribed medications.
  • “There’s pills on my box here.” – John (01:28)
  • J.D. recounts a time of taking myriad prescription drugs for every mood and occasion.
• Health, Cholesterol & Longevity: The crew debates the randomness of health: some people live long on unhealthy diets, others die young despite fitness.
  • “Some people can walk high wires too. Not fall.” – John (04:10)
  • Discusses a 99-year-old former WWII pilot and marathon runner as a model of longevity (05:27).

2. Car Buying Calls & Industry Talk (06:12 onwards, woven throughout)

• John solicits calls from listeners who want to sell their cars, showcasing his quick, candid appraisal process.
• Example Calls:
  • 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee: $4,500 estimate (11:23)
  • 2012 F150 Platinum: Negotiation leads to $25,000 (22:42)
  • 2010 Ferrari California: Dealer talks and tax implications (89:09)
• Inside the Business:
  • “My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that’s what we do.” – John (17:54)
  • Listener compliments GiveMeTheVIN.com and its high offers, beating CarMax by $2,500 (38:44).

3. Sports & Super Bowl Chatter (07:43–10:36, 42:04 onward)

• NFL Talk: Rumors about Tony Romo wanting to play for a team facing the Cowboys. Mock interview with “Tony Romo’s Dad.”
  • “I want to play a team that is, like, scheduled twice against that son of a— next year. I’m gonna show you who’s big, black, and bad!” – "Tony Romo's Dad" (08:36)
• Super Bowl Hype: Jokes about Super Bowl parties, the Houston location, and “prop bets” (62:14).
• Memorable Moments:
  • “JD’s anus probe” segment: Teasing a comedic recounting of a colonoscopy and the 'top 10 things found' (18:45, 66:12, 67:03).

4. Music & Pop Culture Satire – The Chipmunks Story (23:55–32:11)

• Wallace Edwards’ Rock History: Outlandish, mockumentary-style "history" of The Chipmunks—complete with heroin addiction, bad management, and Yoko Ono.
  • “Unfortunately, while the Chipmunks were booked to an endless schedule... David Saville quickly gave up his reefer habit for a lifelong addiction to black tar heroin...” – Wallace (25:16)
• Chipmunk Character “Randy”: Joins in on the joke with family backstories (“Theodore is my great uncle.”)
• Satirical Surrealism: The bit spirals with “diddling producers,” drug-fueled studio sessions, and parody music industry history.

5. Comedy Bits & Impressions

• Rush Limbaugh Parody: Offers over-the-top, medication-fueled commentary on politics and current events, including Trump’s “Muslim band” and stories about John Kerry’s wooden head and Theresa Heinz’s wooden leg (49:17, 69:20).
• Australian Rugby Player Improv: Maliki, “the Outback Steakhouse guy,” joins to riff on politics and Arnold Schwarzenegger (72:54).
• Top 10 at 10: What was found in J.D.'s colonoscopy, featuring car keys, a Milli Vanilli album, and even Johnny Cash (66:12, 67:03, 131:38).
• S.O.B. (Son of a----) Ad Parodies: Spoof commercials featuring the “world’s biggest son of a—”, always returning to the running gag of drinking Natty Light (10:03, 76:55, 77:38).

6. Country People Problems & Ticket Giveaway (78:24–88:58)

• Discussion and listener call-in for the best “country folk problem,” awarding PBR tickets for authentic tales (out of cornbread, cows stuck in mud, creek flooding, grandmas as babysitters, dogs eating chickens, etc.)
• Memorable Call:
  • “My wife leaving the lid off her spittoon!” – Dink (84:49)
  • “We had a bull get out… when we found him, he was tied to a tree by 4-H kids and went crazy!” – Jeremy (87:56)

7. Super Bowl Prop Bets (60:59–64:12)

• Tommy Carbone’s Picks: Amusing breakdown of prop bets including:
  • How many times “Matty Ice” is said (over/under: 2 times)
  • Mentions of “Gronkowski” (over/under: 3)
  • Mentions of J.J. Watt (over/under: 1)
  • If “deflategate” will be referenced (over/under: 1.5)
  • "Remember, take Tommy Carbone’s picks. You're gonna make some money on the Super Bowl." (64:12)

8. Auto-Business Anecdotes

• Accidents at Auction: John discusses an employee who lost a foot after being run over at an auction. Pledges lifelong employment for the injured worker (46:09).
• Best & Worst Car Deals: Reflection on a 2012 Maserati lost $8,000, rare for his 10-year record (36:22).
• Prosthetics Collection: Listener offers up old prosthetic legs for studio decor (55:58).

9. Listener Praise & Reflection

• Call-in from “Christian in Houston”: Longtime listener shares his appreciation for the show, especially its balance of political viewpoints (75:32).
• The crew reminisces on past guests like Baba Booey from the Howard Stern show (76:24).

10. Final Thoughts – Tech, Politics, Super Bowl

• Facebook, social media “hangups,” and increasing political division discussed among the crew (140:14).
• Debate on conservative/libertarian politics, Trump’s presidency, and war powers (141:38–145:47).

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On random drug-taking:
  • “You don’t even know what it is! Randomly taking pills somebody left for you.” – Casey (01:55)
• On the randomness of life & health:
  • “There are people that die on the jogging track at 30.” – J.D. (04:13)
• Quaaludes & “Rush Limbaugh”:
  • “Take two of those, drink three glasses of Johnny Walker Black Label, make yourself some cornbread and just have a ball.” – Rush (49:45)
• Super Bowl Betting Comedy:
  • “How many times are they actually gonna say Gronkowski during the game? …the over/under is three.” – Tommy Carbone (61:59)
• On work ethic (overflowing trash can):
  • “If I give you stuff to do, don’t start giving me ideas of how we should make it better. Just do it.” – John (55:00)
• Country people problems:
  • “The creeks are up, you can’t get out of your road.” – Caller (85:43)
• On “ride of the week” (Fiat 124 Spider):
  • “It's otherwise known as a Mazda Miata with a turbocharger.” – John (136:24)
• Politics & social media:
  • “I can’t take this anymore. Everybody’s just talking about all these politics. I’m signing off Facebook and I’m gonna go crawl in the hole.” – John (146:18)

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Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• The Chipmunks’ “dark history”: Wallace Edwards paints a wild, fictionalized history of Alvin and the Chipmunks, complete with drug use, debauched studio sessions, and producer “diddling” (25:16–32:11).
• Randy the Chipmunk’s family stories: Adds layers to the Chipmunk parody (29:38).
• JD’s colonoscopy Top 10 List: Comedy bit about absurd things “found” in his colon (66:12, 67:03, 131:38).
• Caller with a bucket of prosthetic legs: John contemplates decorating the studio with listeners’ artificial limbs (55:56).
• “Country folk problems” contest: Listeners call in with unique rural hardships, such as spittoon mishaps and artificially inseminating pigs (84:49–88:58).
• Super Bowl prop bets & betting logic: A detailed, comedic guide to betting on strange Super Bowl broadcast mentions (60:59–64:12).
• On social media burnout: The crew jokes about quitting Facebook over political fights (140:13–142:19).

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The Show’s Tone and Style

The episode reflects the show’s hallmark: an unfiltered, sometimes absurd, but always fast-paced, quick-witted conversational style. John Clay Wolfe and crew blend car business expertise with snappy pop culture jokes, fearless parody, and an openness to riff on any topic—health, politics, drugs, music, or rural life—without taking themselves too seriously. Listeners get a sustaining sense of camaraderie even through the show’s wildest tangents.

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For New Listeners

• The show is not just about cars—it’s part call-in car show, part morning zoo, and part Texas-flavored comedy barnstorm.
• You’ll hear both real car buying advice and outright comedic satire, often in rapid succession.
• Irreverence, satire, and wild improv characters (Rush Limbaugh, “Tony Romo’s Dad,” The Chipmunks, Australian rugby players) are the norm.
• Audience engagement is central, with frequent call-ins and on-air car deals.
• The show is unafraid to wade into politics, but always with a sense of humor and balance.

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Useful Timestamps

• 01:28 – Opening banter & pill jokes
• 11:23 – Beginnings of car call-ins
• 18:45 – Top 10 at 10 teasers / JD’s colonoscopy
• 25:16–32:11 – Chipmunks bit
• 38:44 – Listener testimonial: GiveMeTheVIN beats CarMax
• 42:04 – Super Bowl party plans, prop bets
• 49:17 – Rush Limbaugh parody, Trump “Muslim band” satire
• 66:12–67:03 – JD’s colonoscopy Top 10
• 78:24–88:58 – Country people problems & ticket giveaway
• 136:03 – Ride of the week: Fiat 124 Spider
• 140:13 – Political discussion, social media fatigue
• 146:44 – Show close and shout-outs

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Final Word

The John Clay Wolfe Show #82 delivers hilarity, car industry know-how, and offbeat cultural commentary, perfect for listeners who like their business mixed with a little bit of chaos, authentic personalities, and edgy, improvisational comedy. Don’t expect strict structure—but do expect to laugh, learn, and maybe even sell your old pickup before the hour’s out.

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Listen for:

• Outrageous character bits
• “Top 10 things found in JD’s colonoscopy”
• The Chipmunks’ mock music history
• Instant car appraisals & what not to do when selling yours
• Glimpses of blue-collar and country life
• Super Bowl betting fun

“I buy cars on the radio. My name is John Clay Wolfe.” (throughout)

Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

There's pills on my box here.

[Bobbo]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you leave me some ludes?

[Bobbo]

Lo, I, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D.]

Didn'T bring your pills. No, they look, they. They look like loot, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh wow. Yeah, there is pills. Nothing like starting out the or baby with pills.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, when you come in on a Saturday morning, you don't really wonder where they came from. You know, it. It just doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll try it. Let's sh.

[J.D.]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you just took one.

[Casey]

You don't even know what it is.

[J.D.]

Randomly taking pills from somebody left for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look like good old fashioned pain pills to me. Which would put a brother in a good mood.

[J.D.]

I want to kill you. I know how to do it.

[Bobbo]

Don't try this at home, kids.

[J.D.]

It's like man, just like a candy jar. Yeah, leave a little, leave a little trail of crumbs for him. That leads to some lewes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever taken ludes, J.D.

[J.D.]

No, I took X cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's name off all the things you taken.

[J.D.]

Oh man. I had prescription drugs out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a doctor feel good for a while.

[J.D.]

Sure did, man. I no longer speak to him. He got mad at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you went sober?

[J.D.]

Basically, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it feel good?

[J.D.]

He would write us any. I swear to God, if heroin was legal, he would have written it. He would write us anything. At one point I had pills to wake up in the morning, feel better, focus to anti anxiety, to sleeping pills, to blood pressure, to cholesterol. I had a bag of pills. One day on the radio. We literally took all my pills out and just laid them out. It was like, I don't know, 10, 15 little vials of stuff. Ha.

[Bobbo]

Orange in the morning.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Blue in the afternoon.

[Casey]

Yep.

[J.D.]

Every kind, every emotion you have. I had a pill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Bobbo. Morning, Bob. Are you on any daily pills?

[Bobbo]

I don't take anything daily except for black coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd Are you on daily pills?

[J.D.]

I take? Yes.

[Bobbo]

He's not going to tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

He have decided he would not tell you.

[J.D.]

It's no big deal. I'm trying to make it funny. It's Simba Statin. It's from. It's a statin drug.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, some old people stuff.

[J.D.]

Oh, you don't have cholesterol problems, young man. Have you checked it? No, of course you haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to check.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I don't want to check it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I check it, I might die.

[Bobbo]

Cholesterol problems.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I bet. Have you had your blood checked?

[Bobbo]

Baba, the only cholesterol problem is when you can't find any cholesterol.

[J.D.]

No, I know, but you. Have you had yours checked? Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at me. Do I look.

[Bobbo]

Do I look like I had my cholesterol check?

[J.D.]

No, I guess not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the old people that like, eat chicken fried steak and gravy and drink and supposed to be 102?

[J.D.]

Sometimes that happens when they smoke and sometimes it happens more often than not. It doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people can walk high wires too. Not fall.

[J.D.]

Exactly. There's people that die. There are people that die on the jogging track at 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guys that like, are all the workout babe. I mean, they're all into it. They'll die in the damn gym.

[J.D.]

Last year, running in the marathon in Dallas. Died at the finish line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friend of mine's dad, who was like the number one old man at the club and, and gets all the awards for being the get in shape girl of the year every year. And he's like 78, just died.

[J.D.]

Well, he's 78.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's okay. Maybe he wasn't 78. Maybe he's 72 still.

[J.D.]

It's. But you're right, but he's 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. He was 70. Let's call him 70. Bill Runyon just died. Bulk out of nowhere.

[J.D.]

Humans do that. It's kind of weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, there were a lot of people that were fat and.

[J.D.]

Drunk that lived to be and that were.

[John Clay Wolf]

That watched him die. They were older than he was.

[Bobbo]

He in public, in front of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was on the treadmill. I think he, like, he fell down and it threw him off.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D.]

You rarely hear of somebody fat and out of shape that drinks a lot. That's 70 and living.

[Casey]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, how old are you?

[Bobbo]

47.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You got a few more years.

[Bobbo]

I got a few more years.

[J.D.]

On a complete side note, I did an interview with a guy talking about feeling inadequate in life. I did an interview with this guy.

[Bobbo]

This.

[J.D.]

He's 99. He was a World War II pilot. He was a Branov pilot for 31 years. He started running when he was 50, started competitive running when he was 90 and he's breaking records. He's 99 and he's gonna go to the some some.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna die.

[J.D.]

He's 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course he is.

[Randy]

Freaking nine.

[Bobbo]

Grade one.

[J.D.]

He is. He was sharper than many 40 year olds I've talked to. Trust me.

[Bobbo]

Pick me up against you, girl.

[Randy]

He was great.

[J.D.]

You just feel like, dude, lower the bar, man. I feel so inadequate. I'm sitting there with my little microphone. Oh, so you were a World War II hero and a Brandiff pilot for 30 years and then you ran and now you can shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now early before we get busy if you want me to buy your car. How was your week, year, make, model, miles? 800, 800 radio. If you can't remember that phone number, you're an idiot. Then you're an idiot. How was what?

[J.D.]

How was your week buying cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Long travel.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went to Louisiana. Back down south around. Just same old thing, dude. I mean, you know, when you've been doing. I still like. You've been doing this. I've been doing this 10 years.

[J.D.]

Yeah. I've been doing this forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been doing this for 30 years.

[J.D.]

35.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I still enjoy this.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't enjoy that.

[J.D.]

You don't enjoy that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I understand.

[J.D.]

I enjoy this as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't hate it as much as you would think I would. And when I'm doing it, it's okay. But the. What I hate is thinking about doing it. The build up.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, the build up to the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I have to go to Louisiana.

[J.D.]

Oh, like a Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I have. Yeah. Yeah. When you're there, you're like, all right, I'm fine. Yeah, sure. Because, you know, yeah, it's. It's fun down there. Booty and coke. Boot and coke. I mean, that's really all they can say.

[Bobbo]

Boudin.

[J.D.]

Yeah. It's the travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. Ride of the week. Top 10 at 10. What is top 10 at 10? We know yet. Bless America, you've been doing it 35 years and has not written the top 10 at 10 yet. Antonio Romero, he's still coming around.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a.

[Casey]

There's a story. Have you seen this? About Tony Romo saying he wants to play against the Cowboys Next season.

[J.D.]

Just turn it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's, like, facing. Yeah. Hey.

[J.D.]

According to NFL sources, quarterback Tony Romo would like to play for a team that will face the Cowboys next year.

[Bobbo]

Season.

[J.D.]

According to the bleachers reports. Jason Cole, he said means Kansas City, Denver, Arizona or Washington would likely be the landing spot for him.

[Casey]

So his dad's got something to say about that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so he's not talking about just nfc.

[John Clay Wolf]

So his dad's talking s from the bleachers, too? Pretty much. And he's going to be in the show pretty much. Around 10:30 y. Pretty much. Hey, Duck is the man. I love Dak. He's our team leader. Yeah. And by the way, I want to play a team that is, like, scheduled twice against that son of a. Next year. I'm gonna show you who's big, big, black, and bad. It's Tony Romo, the Mexican.

[J.D.]

I had no idea he had Mexican heritage.

[Bobbo]

I thought you guys were Tony Romo.

[John Clay Wolf]

As the Mexican quarterback. Move over, Sanchez. Dirty Sanchez. You know.

[Bobbo]

You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No sabe. Do you know what a Dirty Sanchez is?

[J.D.]

Yes, I do. We don't need to discuss it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the backup quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.

[J.D.]

Yes, that's what it is.

[Bobbo]

JD Ox actually got a Dirty Sanchez this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super Bu. Super Bowl. Super bowl is in Houston. Good morning, Houston. H town.

[J.D.]

That's got to be a crazy town right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're sorry. Lazy people. For not being down there. Very lazy.

[Casey]

Did we get invited?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but we could have. But no, we did get invited to. Yeah.

[Casey]

Super bowl party, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes. Gal invited us to super bowl party. His house last night, but it's a long way.

[Bobbo]

Last night.

[Casey]

That's a weird time to do it.

[J.D.]

And where are you going to get a hotel room? Come on.

[Casey]

They should have let us do it if. If we're gonna line that up. We had to do the show from his house, then.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Casey]

That's the only way. You think that would have fly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that would have flied. Flown.

[J.D.]

Flying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flown.

[J.D.]

It would have flied.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh is coming in the studio this morning. Tommy Carbone in his super bowl pop bets. Sorry.

[Caller]

Prop. Prop.

[John Clay Wolf]

S O, B S.O.B. ooh, I like those. Do you have one of those?

[Casey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This week's Son of A spots. The commercials.

[Casey]

It's a big promotion that we have on the show here.

[Bobbo]

He says he loves you and he means it until he's had you in the sack. He's got a closet full of designer clothing he's never worn. All gifts from the wife. He says he loves children, just not yours. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many of those do you have?

[Casey]

Got two more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll hear we play them again later too. JD's anus probe coming up later in the show.

[J.D.]

What an adventure. What an adventure. Have you ever had it, John? Anybody in here I know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Michael has.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it matters.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

How you define it. Like in a doctor's office.

[J.D.]

I'm talking about a doctor's office where they give you Michael Jackson juice. God, that stuff knocks you out. Why would he ever take that stuff? I mean, it's like. Good night.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Michael Jackson juice?

[J.D.]

Propofol. That's what he died of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the stuff you put over the girl's mouth when you got him on a date?

[J.D.]

No, no, no. Nope. We don't do that. We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's chloroform.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D.]

No. This goes in your veins.

[Bobbo]

And you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello, Hello.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. What you got? What you got? What you got? What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2006 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

110. 4545.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what I've been given for him. Go to, give me the VI N. Give me the VIN.com. load it up. Say, John, hit this at 45. Here's the picks, here's the VIN. Where do I get my money? And we'll send somebody to your house to pick it up with a check. As long as it's real and it's running, it's not a pos. Do you know what a POS is? Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Piece of.

[Casey]

Oh, hey, I got it.

[J.D.]

You kind of set him up for that, John.

[Bobbo]

He sort of asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was my fault.

[J.D.]

Yeah, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was my fault.

[J.D.]

Totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean, good morning. You're the ear.

[J.D.]

Sean heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what have you got, Sean? What I see. 05 Ram SRT8 rebuild, 200K.

[Caller]

Yeah, sorry, I didn't realize you were talking to me. Yeah, I just. I rebuilt it. It's got about 12, 000 miles on it and. Let me turn my radio down. It's got. It's punched out to a 408 strokes. It's got full. Full headers set up on it. High flow cats, H pipe exhaust. It's full on know. Full on race truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here.

[Caller]

I've got 411 posi track outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake board over 30, 11 to 1 popup pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower.

[Bobbo]

We're talking some muscle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call her up. So, Wooderson, so, Wooderson, what do you, what do you like about high school girls? It's, it's. How many miles are on the odometer?

[Caller]

It's got 200, 000 on the, on the body.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is this just like a Saturday night drag car?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Caller]

Yeah, you can kind of say that. I still get about 18 miles a gallon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Caller]

But it's not a. No, it's, it's not a. Something you want to buy for a high school kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it, it's a SRT truck, right?

[Caller]

It is. Now, originally, it's an slt, single capsule. Wheelbase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm just not that cool. I don't know. I mean, good Lord almighty. I mean, you got anything that was under the hood? Yeah. You got anything that, like, doesn't have the VIN cut off of it and, and, and wasn't rebuilt? And I mean, I buy a lot of cars, but that thing's just too funky. Was it worth five grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think that's probably about where it is. Factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. I don't know, man. Thanks for listening. I don't know. I don't know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What are in your news stories, J.D.

[J.D.]

Well, today we have the high. The Heinz company. You know Heinz, the people that put out the ketchup? They're doing a great thing. They're giving all their employees Monday off after the Super Bowl. They didn't want to spend their money on a Super bowl commercial. They wanted to spend their money on their employees.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're getting a Super bowl commercial from people like us?

[J.D.]

Yes, except for one problem. If you talk to the Heinz people, they took their day. They took this day off from their Christmas vacation and moved it over.

[Caller]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

It's not so bad.

[J.D.]

It's a crow. What do you mean? They're trying to get hyped for something they're not doing?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're trying.

[Bobbo]

They're getting Super Bowl Sunday when you got about four glasses of scotch left in that giant bot, right? And you go ahead and drink them anyway. You're up till 4 in the morning, right? And then you, you stumble to the.

[J.D.]

Bathroom, 8 o' clock in the morning.

[Bobbo]

You'Re like, oh, thank God. I'VE got today off.

[J.D.]

Or if you're just people, it can.

[Bobbo]

Be a good thing because you don't drink like that. Christmas holidays, okay?

[J.D.]

But people want to spend time with it. Never mind. I don't.

[Bobbo]

This is like St. Patty's Day North. Super Bowl Sunday, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

By the way, super bowl is a copyright of the National Football League, correct?

[J.D.]

You cannot use it in a commercial. You can use it like we're talking right now, but you can't use it in a commercial sense. If you're running a commercial for anything you say super bowl, they'll get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin. Justin is pimping big. Justin, are you there? Justin, are you there? Yeah, I mean, you're riding deep in the 09 Impala with only 260,000 miles on it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only Justin is getting all the wool.

[J.D.]

I bet he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the wool has been gotten by.

[J.D.]

Justin's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why his car has so many miles on it, because he travels so far. Check to chick to pick up all of his.

[Caller]

What? What. What's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy an 09 Chevy Impala with 260,000 miles?

[Caller]

I don't know. That's why I was calling you. Trying to get an estimate, see what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear from you what it takes to buy.

[Caller]

Well, I still kind of owe on it my payout. 2300. I was hoping to get a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let's ask Johnny Cash what he thinks. You gotta finish that, turley. Come on, Bab. 800-800-7234. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. What you got?

[Caller]

Good morning. I got a 77 Pontiac Bonneville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. I accidentally hung up on him. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Or just go to give me the VIN. Buy all my buyers that. Give me the VIN. Our buyers. There's 10 of them in a room next door. Emailing listeners from the website offers on their cars using our system. We got a program that bids the car hours. 800, 800 Raiders. Hey, call in, but just go to Give me the VIN. GiveMeTheVin.com Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the top 10 at tennis is items that they found during your colonoscopy.

[J.D.]

A big colonoscopy, my second one ever. And they found some stuff that who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knew in the top 10 things at 10. Top 10. 10 is.

[J.D.]

Yeah, actually, things they found during my colonoscopy yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like things they found in your butt?

[J.D.]

If you want to put it that way, yes.

[Caller]

I didn't.

[J.D.]

I didn't want to be so crazy.

[Randy]

I'm a little bit offended by this bit.

[J.D.]

Oh, Randy, why are you offended of all?

[Randy]

I don't know. I just makes me uneasy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they find up in there? A Milli Vanilli CD.

[J.D.]

Well, maybe you're gonna have to wait till 10 o' clock to find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know it's true. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brian. 133,000 mile Jeep. Three grand. 2500 actually.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Unless it's screwed up.

[Caller]

Nice. It's all good. Single owner, clean, clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carfax. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm about 45 minutes north of Allentown listening to ZZ WZ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, rocks.

[Caller]

You glad that you stayed on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Brian. Thank you. We're glad to be here. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Real quick. I'm gonna grab another call and then I've got Wallace Edwards. Wallace Edwards is in the green room. Susie? Susie, dear. Susie Q. You there?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 F150 with 57. I like the miles. Is it your truck or your boyfriend's?

[Caller]

It's my husband who passed away. His truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's her husband's. What?

[J.D.]

Husband who passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? He died.

[Caller]

It's been sitting there since then.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he. What did he pass up? I hope it was hot sex with you. No, that wasn't the case. You didn't. He didn't die in the saddle.

[Caller]

No, he did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Aerosmith. Sunga wrote a song about that a while back.

[J.D.]

At least she's smiling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's in a good mood. 2012 F150 with 57,000 miles extended cab crew cab. Two wheel drive, four wheel drive. Leather. What is it?

[Caller]

It's got leather, sunroof, nav. It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a lariat or platinum?

[Caller]

Platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Platinum. It's a 12 with 52 or four wheel drive? 4. Is it paid for?

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you have credit life insurance when they died? It pays your loan off.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why is this funny?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it funny that your husband died?

[Caller]

No.

[J.D.]

She's on the radio. She's having. Okay, it's an awkward smile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe they're like channeling. And he's up above looking down at her and he's like, keep it fun, girl.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you remember that we died in the saddle, right? What? What, What? What does 20,000 buy? This truck.

[Caller]

I was looking for, I don't know a lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I've gotten some bids from other dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I knew that your husband wasn't here to argue with, so I figured I might be able to get a good deal.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take? What other dealers have you gotten bids from?

[Caller]

I've gone by CarMax, Texas Direct. Everywhere else has been around 23 to 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, who's 23? So what? 24. Who's 24?

[Caller]

CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, send me their offer letter, a picture of it. If I don't beat it, I'm going to overnight you check for $100. But I'm telling you right now, I'm going to beat it. So if I. If I beat it by 500, do I own it? 24. Five?

[Caller]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't think, just sell me something. I'm ready to get going. I need to buy 25, 30 cars today. What buys it hun call you hon, because you're single again.

[Caller]

Do what I said if you do 25, I'll sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a. Well, if they gave 24, that means it's got a clean carbon. Yes, I own the truck. Get all this stuff out of there and I will get you a check and we'll. I'm gonna put you on hold and get you lined up with the buyers right now. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll get it done. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 800. 800 7, 2, 3, 4. Or just go to givemetheven.com Wallace, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Hello, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Wallace.

[Bobbo]

You're having a great show this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It's a lot better than yours, Wallace.

[Bobbo]

I was listening with David in the service department over at Grand Prairie Ford. Lord, they love the show over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, their GM is a. Is a psychopath over there at Grand Prairie Ford talking about lewds. I should give him some.

[Bobbo]

I think we should all have a lewd once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should all have lewds and alcohol. In honor of keeping that guy's head straight over there, that dealership.

[Bobbo]

You know, I only take two a year and I've still got a large bottle of Quaaludes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have you got on your mind this morning?

[Bobbo]

I don't feel like they've lost their power though, whatsoever. A lot of talk these days about chipmunks. Yeah, in pop music. Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought Randy in and he, he's. He's had a lot to say on the show. Randy the chipmunk.

[Bobbo]

You got an actual chipmunk in here?

[J.D.]

We do actually, yeah. He drops in every once in a while.

[Bobbo]

You know they carry rabies.

[J.D.]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo]

That's what I heard.

[J.D.]

Well, not. Randy doesn't.

[Bobbo]

In the early days of pop music, one anomaly that fared unbelievably well was the novelty record. Those funny, oftentimes tongue in cheek pieces of social commentary or just plain silliness that eked their way onto the charts and into the minds of the public in such commercially profitable fashion that they couldn't be ignored by record companies. But no one had thought of the idea of having a whole novelty musical act. That is, until 1965, when David Seville, a reefer addict and out of work vacuum cleaner salesman who spent his severance check on a regional talent search, came up with the most unlikely candidates. Three actual singing chipmunks that he purchased from the City Zoo in Anaheim, California. And while his new recruits, Alvin, Simon and Theodore did exhibit plenty of raw talent and versatility, Seville himself had no talent at all in managing a musical group. And the Chipmunks Road to fame was a bumpy one indeed. Initially, the Chipmunks were a well regarded addition to that year's pop charts. And their holiday record, the Chipmunk Song streaked to number one in a lightning fast three weeks. And the follow up album sold a million copies in its first four days release. Unfortunately, while the Chipmunks were booked to an endless schedule of live events and television appearances, David Saville who'd never experienced any form of success in his sorry life, quickly gave up his reefer habit for a lifelong addiction to black tar heroin, quickly liquidating the group's profit. By the time his performers were ready to lay down tracks for their next recording project in 1967, Seville had moved himself and a Korean hooker named Yoko into the studio. The following sessions were a nightmare of slobbering, hedonistic debauchery. While the boys did their best to find some spark in the disjointed, oftentimes unfinished song ideas that Seville and Yoko compiled, pressures built up, and one by one, they too began to use illicit substances. Alvin and Theodore became raving speed freaks, while poor Simon became an almost comatose, chronic user of barbiturates and Scotch whiskey amid rumors that he'd been diddled by producer Glenn Johns during late night retakes. The resulting two record set, released with the single word Chipmunks stamped on a plain beige cover, and which die hard fans simply called the Brown Album, proved to be an end of an era. Yoko left abruptly for a relationship with Beatle John Lennon, and Seville overdosed and fell down a flight of stairs, somehow managing to kill himself twice in a fevered heroin stupor. And it would be 10 years before the Chipmunks would ever work together again. And that's this week's rock history date. I'm watching Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Wallace. Wow, that's pretty deep stuff. We're out of time. We'll be right back in about five minutes playing a few groovy oldies hits right here on your oldies station. My name's John Clay Wolf and I find cars on the radio.

[J.D.]

You may be right.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened? The Brown Album from the Chipmunks was the last one. And Yoko had Dave all screwed up.

[Bobbo]

That's a really hard one to find, John.

[J.D.]

Bet it is.

[Bobbo]

They only made 500 copies. They were all sold in Miami Beach.

[J.D.]

Only 500 pressing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So catch me up real quick. But because, Randy, I know the. Our chipmunk wants to come in and talk about this. What happened again?

[Bobbo]

It was just a disaster, John. They're so talented. Starting off with their cute little Christmas song.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Chipmunk Punk for those of y' all who just tuned in.

[Bobbo]

Poor David Seville was a heroin addict and a very friendly and charismatic one. Yeah, still a bit of an under performer. His songs got weird.

[J.D.]

Singing Chipmunks is pretty weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who diddled one of the Chipmunks in the studio?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Casey]

We probably should just ask Randy. You want to get him in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's get Randy in here.

[J.D.]

He'll know. He knows all kinds of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy]

Yeah. They ruined Simon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy.

[J.D.]

That Glenn, John, how they ruined Simon?

[Randy]

He diddled him.

[J.D.]

They diddled him.

[Randy]

He diddled him.

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[Randy]

Right in the studio.

[J.D.]

I don't know about that.

[Randy]

Takes a special kind of evil person to diddle a damn chipmunk. I mean, who do something like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Randy. The Chipmunk Slim Johns.

[Randy]

He nearly ruined the Eagles.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you know about this. I mean, you just pop in after we do this story on the Chipmunk Punk. Were you part of it?

[Randy]

Yeah, Theodore is my great uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

It's a family story.

[Randy]

See, after Alvin got hooked on heroin.

[Caller]

Right?

[Randy]

Yeah. And moved out to Thailand.

[Caller]

What? Alvin.

[Randy]

There's a whole bunch of people that done the Alvin part after 1977.

[J.D.]

Oh, it's kind of like Lassie. There's a bunch of them.

[Randy]

Like the Chipmunk Pullock album, right? That's my daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was your daddy? He was singing his. Alvin.

[Randy]

Butch Chipmunk.

[J.D.]

Butch Chipmunk.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

But he was playing the part of Alvin.

[Randy]

Yeah, he's singing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[Randy]

My daddy's a singing son of a. He made a little money too, once. Dave Seville was out of the. Out of the picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy]

They all got paid pretty good.

[J.D.]

They did big payday.

[Randy]

They got $15.

[J.D.]

Oh, wow.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Randy]

That's a lot of nuts.

[J.D.]

I think they made a lot more money than that. I think they made millions with that album.

[Randy]

I don't know. They all got 15.

[J.D.]

15?

[Randy]

Yeah. That's a lot of money.

[J.D.]

Well, not okay. You know, first for Chipmunk. Yes.

[Randy]

I mean, it's all about being an artist.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much do you need.

[Randy]

You know?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is any of that money still around? Are you still living off that?

[Randy]

You know, I got another two put up in the closet. Sometimes we take out the gold record they got for Chipmunk Punk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[Randy]

Yeah. It's a crappy album.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold a lot of crap in kindergarten. I had it. I had the LP and the cassette.

[Randy]

They ought to make record players again I could listen to.

[J.D.]

They're starting to.

[Randy]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

Vinyl's coming back.

[Randy]

You know, I got kidnapped one time by a record producer.

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy]

He made me sit on a record while he listened to it.

[J.D.]

Could this happen? Really?

[Randy]

Yeah, it was Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy. I thought that Rain Song was never gonna end.

[J.D.]

You're going round and round on the record player.

[Randy]

It was the springtime of My Love, the second season. And I just, you know, got a little ill. Led Zeppelin still makes me kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ill. You know, Bad memory. So what about the. The story you heard earlier from Wallace Edwards, the behind the Music. Is there anything that's wrong with what he said?

[Randy]

No, I think he got it all right. Except for the fact that, you know, Simon was weird to begin with.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Randy]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Was he sort of the Mike Nesmith of the band?

[Caller]

Was he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he related to y'?

[Caller]

All?

[Randy]

Well, the first producer that they tried to use was Phil Spector.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

No.

[Randy]

Yeah. He's talking about a weirdo.

[Bobbo]

I can totally see that.

[Randy]

Yeah. We went to his house.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Or they did. This wasn't hurt.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Randy]

He had a whole front room full of badgers and possums.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Squirrels, raccoons.

[J.D.]

A whole room full of them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Were they allowed?

[Randy]

And two little midget horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were like.

[Randy]

Yeah, they had dresses on the horses.

[J.D.]

Well, you have to.

[Randy]

Ladies, dresses.

[J.D.]

Phil Spector was a weirdo. Yeah, he was. He was out there.

[Randy]

And that's Alvin. Wasn't hooked on smack back then. We turned around, walked right out, you know, said, no, thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I've got to get some of these callers. Can we. Can you join us in a little while?

[Caller]

Okay.

[Randy]

Bye, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, buddy. 05 Toyota to come with 83. Is it extended cab or crew? Ron. Ron. Oh, this is a. This is the. I'm Sorry, Mark.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 10 Silverado 4x4. It says trade. Went to. Give me the van. Did you already get a number from us?

[Caller]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I submitted it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This morning.

[Caller]

I submitted it last Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, well, then something's wrong because. Wait, yesterday, Last Thursday or week ago?

[Caller]

Go. Yeah, day four yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right.

[Caller]

I sent it in, and then I got an email back from y' all and said that didn't receive the pictures or Smith some pictures. So I emailed those pictures back into you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, anyway, it's a 10 silver 4x4. It's a crew cab, 107 on the clock. Are you trading it or selling it?

[Caller]

Basically, I was going to trade it in this morning if basically I couldn't get more for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? Who are you working with? What store?

[Caller]

Dodge dealer. And Sulfur Springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they hit it at?

[Caller]

They hit it at 16. And then with, you know, the. But I'm saving tax title last or on the taxes, that's what, 1400 bucks? So it's like 174 total.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I am. But if I could give you 16. 5, then that's. You still get this tax credit. And I could just do it in and out with them. Tell that guy. Yeah, yeah. So you still get the tax rate. Mark, I'm gonna write this down.

[Caller]

And I just. I just felt like it was a little low for the truck. You know, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see. Did you send pictures in?

[Caller]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When I hang up, I'm gonna get. I'm gonna find it in the system and tell them to pull this up and call you, and we can do an in and out with your dealer if we can get more and you can still get more money and a tax credit. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just. I felt like they were low balling me. And, you know, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, everybody's got to remember we're in 2017. And I'm not knocking in your truck. I'm just talking in general. Right. We're in 2000. We're in 2017. This is 2010. It's got 110 on it. I mean, when you were a kid, 100, 710, whatever it takes. But when you were young, I mean, 100,000 mile truck was worth two grand. 1500. And now they're worth. You know, there's still hundred thousand mile trucks. Reality still has to be in there. We're not low balling. We're really not. It's. It's. It's auction. But. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna pull it up. Thank you. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D.]

Did you have a winner of the week. I'm sorry, you're going somewhere else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clayton, get more information.

[Bobbo]

Winner of the week.

[J.D.]

Something like. You made a lot of money on or was kind of unusual.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a loser of the week.

[J.D.]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2012 Maserati with 44,000 miles.

[J.D.]

That should be okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It lost $8,000. 8,000. I haven't lost that much money on a car since I've had one stolen. We'll be back in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolfer. Just go to give the van.com I live without a love and if I had the sun and moon and it was shining I would give you both night and day Love satisfied.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he coughing, Bob?

[Bobbo]

I think he's come down with a little. Little flu maybe.

[J.D.]

Who?

[Bobbo]

Ozzy Osman.

[J.D.]

Ay, Osman. Okay. God keep up with you, man.

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about?

[J.D.]

Ozzy Osmond?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's a cra. Of all those Osmonds, you know, they're such a clean act.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they are. They have one guy that's kind of a black sheep.

[Bobbo]

The oldest brother, Osman. Sheep.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirty deeds. Dirty deeds done with sheep.

[Bobbo]

Likes bats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marcus, Good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Morning. Princeton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right outside of Houston, correct?

[Caller]

No, it's McKinnon by McKinney, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up by. I'm sorry, I had it flip flopped. That's right. Melissa and all those girls names up there.

[Caller]

Yes, exactly. Up them there. Up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up them there and then parks. Up them. The girl name Parks. What you got, Mark?

[Caller]

I just want to say thanks for y' all this. First time I've ever done the givemetheven.com and y' all's business is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you. Did we buy a car from you?

[Caller]

Yeah, they're coming to pick it up today at 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Uncle Roy himself coming in the flesh or do you know?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if he. If it is, slap him a 20. Give him a tip. Tell him thanks. I mean, you tip your. You tip your pizza delivery guy, right?

[J.D.]

True.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we buy from you?

[Caller]

2016 Ram, 1500 Lodestar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take it anywhere else? And did we beat anybody else's numbers.

[Caller]

Yeah, I took it to Carmax and y' all beat it by at least two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Makes me feel like I might have screwed up. But that's fine.

[J.D.]

I'll beat it by 100 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we really? Okay.

[Caller]

It's a good truck. It's brand new. Yeah, I had it for about two months and I'm just decided to sell it and get out of payment.

[John Clay Wolf]

We beat him by two grand.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we beat them up?

[Caller]

Carmax has. CarMax has two offers. It's like a regular offer. Their offer and then they give you a Kelly blue book offer. And their offer was 24 and Kelly Blue Book was 25. Five. And what'd we get by a thousand? 26 five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only a thousand? That's a lot, dude. Hell no.

[Caller]

We built.

[John Clay Wolf]

We beat Kelly blue balls by a thousand. We beat CarMax by 2500 it sounds like.

[Caller]

Well, that means y' all gonna get more business everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well thanks for calling it. Is there a payoff on this truck or do you have a title?

[Caller]

A little bit on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well we will get it square and thank you for using. Give me the VIN and tell a friend.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-72334. 800800 radio. Well, don't accuse us of short bitten cars. Doesn't sound like 94F250XLT. Is it Travis? Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Got three. Oklahoma, just north of okc.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. So it's a hundred thousand miles and it's a 94. Was it one of your grandparents or something?

[Caller]

This is my mom's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it crazy nice or is it. Does it have any paint problems? Has it been in the garage?

[Caller]

It's been in the garage and trying to get better signals here. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear you.

[Caller]

Only problem I'm having with it is just it's got gold pinstriping down the side that's well faded. You know, it shows a little bitty cracks in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the pinstriping a sticker or is it painting sticker? I believe I bought a 93730 out of Abilene that we're going to pick up today. That had 105 on it. Yeah. You know, truck.

[Casey]

Yeah, it's actually here already.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's already here. Yeah. So I'm not afraid to buy old trucks like this if they're nice.

[Caller]

But yeah, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? I bought this. I bought this other one for 2500 or three.

[Caller]

Oh, that's low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but yours is gas, dude. This is a 94. Do you know what year we're in? I mean, come on. I mean. All right, well, go get a calendar and go through the Deformers Almanac and call me back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

So we're gonna do super bowl bets? Are we gonna do any? Are y' all gonna. Does anybody care?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a damn. There we go. I don't. I don't really.

[J.D.]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I don't know. I don't have any feelings. I think I'm gonna go to Kent Montgomery's house tomorrow. I care so much. I haven't. I don't even have a concrete plans yet.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

I just want to see the Patriots lose, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Because I. I just don't like the Patriots.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Sorry to say.

[J.D.]

So you don't like Atlanta. You just don't like the Patriots.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Radios are calling Numbering givemetheven.com is the website, but you can call us live at 800-800-Radio right now. Sorry.

[J.D.]

Any game that starts with Luke Bryan singing. I'm really.

[Casey]

That's one of the prop bets I'm actually going to take on how long.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S going to take.

[Casey]

Yeah. Two and a half or. They said two minutes and two seconds. I'm taking the over on that one. It's over and under.

[J.D.]

He'll wear jeans and go over and do a. There'll be a guitar solo somewhere in the middle. And he'll promote his. He'll promote his. Right. You realize he has a furniture brand?

[Casey]

No, that's the other guy.

[Caller]

Eric.

[J.D.]

Eric Church. Okay. What is.

[Casey]

Luke Bryant have no talent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that Nipplegate was this weekend, 12 years ago in Houston, Texas? Really?

[J.D.]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Janet.

[Casey]

Houston.

[J.D.]

I didn't realize that was Houston. Janet Jackson popped it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Janet Jackson in that crazy freaky star around her.

[J.D.]

But even a good one.

[Casey]

Lady Gaga's performing. Maybe she'll do something real shocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it not in Houston? Look it up. It was 12 years ago.

[J.D.]

I'll look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans, maybe. I don't know. Cash me aside, cash me outside. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Bob, are you. What's your football deal? Are you gonna. Do you have a party lined up, man?

[Bobbo]

I don't yet. Now these things happen at my place. Pretty last minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that?

[Bobbo]

You know, What? I mean, so I'm ready. I got. I got Earl Campbell smoked sausages and some Angus patties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Campbell hot smoked sausage links.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They plenty. All right.

[Bobbo]

That's the best weenie on the market.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is the best weenie on the market.

[J.D.]

It was 13 years ago, and it was Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You're right.

[J.D.]

It was 2004.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't 12. It was Houston 04. Put two on hold. I want to grab this SSR 800. 800 radio. 800, 800. Hey, Ken. 03. SSR with 80. Is it like 9 grand? 10 grand?

[Caller]

How about 20 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about no? How about 8? How about 80 on the miles. How about you?

[Caller]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to collect cars and keep stuff that's going to be worth a lot of money. You need to keep the miles low. How about that? Catch me outside. Catch me outside. How about that? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If y' all don't know what we're talking about. This white girl talking like a black girl was on Dr. Phil this week or a couple weeks ago, and she made this comment and everybody. The Internet's raved with it. I don't have the drop. Charlie doesn't have the drop. We'll get it a little bit.

[Bobbo]

Catch me outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's trying to catch me outside, but she's like, cash me outside. How about that? She's getting in the crowd's face about, like, taunting them to go fight her.

[J.D.]

Catch me outside. Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catch me outside. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Catch me outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you. How about. How about. How about that? Yeah. I drove home late Thursday and I pulled over in a damn truck stop and wiggled between two big 18 wheelers. One in the morning, I was gonna catch a 45 minute nap, right? And I leaned my seat back and I Woke up at 6:30.

[J.D.]

Geez.

[Bobbo]

Dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need to do that. That's just not smart.

[J.D.]

We've talked about it before. You need to get an RV and somebody to drive you so you can sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, small one.

[J.D.]

Not a big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

One.

[Casey]

You've got an assistant now, so maybe you can get a driver, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Well, we sell driver. We sell the boat. We'll buy an rv. When you can drive, you can drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Around planes, trains and automobiles.

[J.D.]

You've got them all, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, daddy.

[J.D.]

By the way, does anybody want to buy a 28 foot Sea Ray 29?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Casey]

Do you have one for sale?

[J.D.]

I happen to have one.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D.]

Yes, I just happen to have one. It's on Eagle Mountain Lake. It's beautiful. It's been cleaned just this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Is that your boat now?

[J.D.]

Detailed? Well, no, still not my boat. But I'm helping. I'm helping some guy of mine sell it. Buddy of mine.

[Casey]

That's nice of you.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Randy]

I'm confused.

[J.D.]

I'm a good friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the employee with one foot?

[J.D.]

Huh? No. What's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have an employee with one foot. Why? What happened? His foot got run over in the auction lane. He was repping our cars. He was helping us.

[J.D.]

He really got run over?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm stuck with this guy for life.

[J.D.]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

I mean he lost the foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

We lost a foot working for me. You got Lord man.

[J.D.]

He had a car run through a offense last year. This year.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Last year his foot got run over in the auction lane.

[J.D.]

I'm just saying there's a lot of accidents happening around you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody cut.

[Bobbo]

Everybody cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they had. They had to whack his foot off. What?

[J.D.]

I don't. I don't know what to believe anymore. We got a chipmunk that comes in and tells me about Alvin. I don't know what to believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean have you ever been a car auction? You see those cars flying? I mean do you ever thought wow, somebody get their leg run over. Well, it happened.

[J.D.]

God bless.

[Bobbo]

Someone could lose a foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told him, don't worry, don't worry. You got a job for life.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Foot or no foot.

[J.D.]

Oh my God.

[Casey]

So we got some interesting people in that buying office now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348 800 radio. A 95 Cheyenne with 136. Joe, you've been on hold. I think we spent more money in toll fees on hold than this truck is worth.

[Caller]

I hope not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's an old beater truck. I've got. I've got a beater truck like this in my barn. I mean you want to just swap them? Neither one of them are worth it. Is your truck nice or is it Diesel? Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's a dually two wheel drive. It's got a 13 foot long, 8 and a half foot wide bed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com hey Clayton, can you hear me? Clayton, can you hear me? Can you hear me?

[Casey]

He's on the phone with somebody.

[Caller]

Money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear me now it is Put. Put info. Dually two wheel drive. Four wheel drive. Forget the not serious and serious stuff. I need car info. 8008-0072-3480-0800 01F250 leather. 180000 miles. Daryl. Is your name really Daryl? Daryl. You must live outside of the city limits.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm in Orange, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. With a name like Daryl, you just don't run across that in downtown Dallas at Starbucks.

[Caller]

You're correct. And I'm not a celebrity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have both legs?

[Caller]

I have Bud Light in my refrigerator.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 01F250 with a buck 80. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Well, I've been, I've been just driving it around. I don't, I don't drive it much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

It's two wheel drive, yes sir. It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Oh, it's diesel. Of course. I pulling out, pulling an RV with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking five to seven thousand, but I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

Five to seven. Okay, well that's a little lower than I was asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me ask Johnny Cash what he thinks. Johnny, what do you want to bid on it? Me, baby?

[Caller]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not you, cuz it's too high. Okay, that's fine. Top 10 of 10 are things that were found in JD during his colonoscopy. Colonoscomy.

[J.D.]

Colonoscopy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colonoscomy. Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what is Rush? Right there, I see the, the Rush. The Rush light is blinking. It's like ET's finger lighting up.

[Caller]

Something.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Good morning, Rush. Hey, Rush, I have some lewds here that we've been nibbling on this morning.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Real Quaaludes. Real quaaludes from the 1980s. Those are fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll sell them to you.

[Bobbo]

Tell you what you do, you take two of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Drink three glasses of Johnnie Walker Black Label, make yourself some cornbread and just have a ball home cooking.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about this week's Trump soap opera? Every night I get home, I turn on the CNN or the Fox or the whatever to watch the latest episode because every day is an episode of the soap opera that has begun.

[Bobbo]

Well, I, I have on high authority like what he was trying to do was, was not anything like what the, the left wing drive by media is trying to characterize it as. He wasn't putting a ban on Muslims like he's trying to keep all Muslims out of the country. He's trying to start a Muslim band. No, that's not, that's to sing rock and roll songs.

[J.D.]

No, that's not what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Bollywood. Sure, same thing.

[Bobbo]

If the Chipmunks can Have a hit album?

[J.D.]

No, I don't believe.

[Bobbo]

Why not? Five or six talented Muslims.

[J.D.]

Now, normally you're a little more accurate than this.

[Bobbo]

It's a public service project.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

Once people hear these guys sing.

[J.D.]

Yeah. It's gonna be.

[Bobbo]

They're gonna be endeared to the entire country, especially teenagers. And this is important.

[J.D.]

I don't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we. We don't have any samples of this work, do we?

[Bobbo]

We have to be collective.

[J.D.]

It's important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Trump putting together a Muslim band? Rock band, like. Like Dave Seville did Chipmunks.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's what he said. He said it's not a.

[Caller]

Look.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

It's not a. A ban. I'm trying to start a band.

[J.D.]

No, that's not.

[Bobbo]

Apparently he thought this was part of being president.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. We've got to go to break. I want to talk to you a little bit. 08F150 with 89. Jeremy's at Extended cab or regular cab? I need more info. Clayton. Jeremy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it extended cab or regular cab?

[Caller]

It's six and a half foot. It's a regular cab, but it's got four doors. But the back doors aren't. Like, there's no back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right around 6500. I need to go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Rusty and O2 Tahoe with 109. Does it have a third row seat?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it nice?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does three grand. Does three grand buy it?

[Caller]

You know, five grand would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might go to four. Go to givemetheven.com. let me see pictures. Let me pull the VIN number, the vehicle history. Where do you live? All right, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Tell them it takes four grand. We'll take a look, try to get it bought. 800-800-Rode. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars right here on Saturday mornings on this rock and roll or country or sports station. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back, hunky cat Better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck waves out. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Now givemetheven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1-800-800, radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my new assistant left the green room in there with that trash bag overflowing?

[Casey]

Yes.

[J.D.]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nothing. Irks me worse than that.

[J.D.]

Our green room has got a trash can and it's overflowing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And who left it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gene.

[J.D.]

Who's Gene?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gene is my new assistant.

[J.D.]

And your assistant left the trash overflowing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

That one of his jobs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Overflowing to the point that like it's on the ground.

[J.D.]

Is that one of his gigs? One of his jobs? I'm sorry, you said gene. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't have a trash can in there before. She decided to put a trash can in there.

[J.D.]

Oh, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's in there and it's full and it's overflowing.

[J.D.]

So is the assistant working out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. She. She needs. She needs to take the time more seriously.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meaning like it's not a country club and we're. We're on. It's not. If I give you stuff to do.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Let me get going.

[J.D.]

Oh, got you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm a. I'm a. I'm a rapid pace person.

[J.D.]

Prince would say she's a little too leisurely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. And. And if I give you some, some ideas, if I give you a to do punch list.

[J.D.]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't start giving me ideas of how we should make it better.

[J.D.]

Okay. Just do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And you're a let's do it guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I'd rather do it and get it done than do it right. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This ain't that kind of collaboration, right, David?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, one Chevy's 71 with 225. How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's fair condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fair condition. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arlington. Okay. I need to see pictures on something that old that you say is in fair condition. I don't know if it's worth a thousand, two thousand or three thousand. I need to see it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 BMW convertible with 109. Greg, it's worth probably six grand. Maybe. Maybe five. Okay, I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800-800-723-4.

[J.D.]

So when is the new thing gonna debut? You have this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the new things right here. Jason, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey man, you want to buy a leg?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

I don't know. I got a fake leg. I'm an amputee and it's an old one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean you know, just $20. Buy it.

[Caller]

I don't know, it just sits around the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, can I just have it?

[Caller]

A bucket of legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he just cussed it? You have a bucket of legs?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a bucket of legs. I've got three, I've got one I walk on and two that I've got from that are just old I think.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW.

[J.D.]

Oh man.

[Caller]

And you'll love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Contact me and I'll, I'll give you a shipping deal and I, I wouldn't mind having you know, all of our listeners fake body parts like amputee. Yeah. If you've got old arms and legs, fake breasts.

[J.D.]

Here we going.

[Caller]

Implants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we need we one of our rooms in our studio. We actually need some wall art for. Would be kind of deep elish, wouldn't it?

[Casey]

Yeah, the amputee room.

[John Clay Wolf]

These aren't mannequin parts. These are human peoples cards. Prosthetics. Yes, yes. Jason, thank. All right, I'll be back in a minute. Jason, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy legs on the radio.

[Caller]

So good.

[Bobbo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like give me the VIN without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So on the Facebook page yet?

[J.D.]

No, I can't get, I can't get it up there. So I'm just gonna text it to you so you can put it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send it to Bobbo. He can do it.

[Bobbo]

You can't get it up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't you get it up? J.D. how old are you?

[J.D.]

I just had my colonoscopy. Don't ask.

[Bobbo]

That's what Jenny's doctor said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is the top 10? What is the top 10?

[Caller]

Top 10.

[J.D.]

At 10. Today, Casey's gonna actually go down the list of things they found in. During my colonoscopy. I'll put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[J.D.]

Somehow he got a hold. He knows the doctor, apparently. And he got a hold of the doctor, and they got a list of things the doctor removed. Besides Apollo, he found some of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

2001 Fleetwood bounder. 52,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the RVs off the top of the my head, but I have an RV specialist in the house in the buyer's room. And if you'll go to giveme the vin.com and load it up, Ben will call you and bid that car and get your check. If y' all make a deal, Give.

[Caller]

Me the bin.com, the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

VIN. Give me the VI and give me the VIN number.

[Caller]

Right. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Fourth.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're close. We're close. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio Corvettes. Cadillac springtime. I haven't heard any of our spring commercials. Are they in the log? Yeah. Okay, good. What we said.

[Bobbo]

You do not have an RV specialist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I do.

[Bobbo]

Do you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And a motorcycle specialist.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy Carbone.

[Casey]

Oh, yeah. You know, we got to get him. He's a big, big, big betting day coming up tomorrow. He's our. He's my bookie.

[J.D.]

Oh, your bookie.

[Casey]

I'm using him for prop bets.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. Oh, yeah, prop bets for people that don't know what a prop bets.

[Casey]

Well, let's have Tommy tell him.

[J.D.]

Okay. I didn't know.

[Bobbo]

As you know, the Super Bowl's coming up tomorrow, everybody. Now, this can be an opportunity to throw some dollars away, or you could actually bring some into the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

We got prop bets. And there's no better time to do it because the broadcast is going to be on Fox television.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

So you got Joe Buck. You got Troy Aikman.

[J.D.]

Troy. These guys, they look like they're doing.

[Bobbo]

A little talking, doing the game.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah. Well, they gotta fill time.

[Bobbo]

Some of the good prop bets are things you could really make some money on. There's smaller ones, too, for you who are a Little conservative.

[J.D.]

These are side bets. This isn't who wins or loses. These are interesting little sidelines.

[Bobbo]

Here's one. During the course of the game. Yeah, you Got Atlanta Falcons vs. The New England Patriots.

[J.D.]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

How many times are they going to say the name Matty Ice?

[J.D.]

Maddie Ice? You're right.

[Bobbo]

You know, it kind of depends on.

[J.D.]

How.

[Bobbo]

Matt actually performs. You get Matt Ryan throwing a lot of balls.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They have to say Matt Ryan time after time.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It'll be Joe Buck that says Matty Ice face.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Okay, that's a bet.

[Bobbo]

The over under on this is two. Troy may sneak that in while he's using the little crayona pencil. You know what I'm talking about?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I do.

[Bobbo]

That's a good bet.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I'm going on the under on this thing because Troy is slippery in playoff situations. You know what I'm talking about? Here's another one. You know, Rob Gronkowski's out of the game.

[J.D.]

He's out.

[Bobbo]

Tight end for New England. Well, he's still a big presence there.

[Caller]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Guy's like nine feet tall. He's four miles around.

[J.D.]

He's not.

[Bobbo]

He's not gonna be playing in the game, but, you know, he'll be on the sidelines.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Probably looking all fierce like the Incredible Hulk.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Yeah. Big guy.

[Bobbo]

How many times are they actually gonna say Gronkowski during the game?

[Casey]

That's a good one.

[Bobbo]

Now, the fact that he's not playing the over under is three on this. Okay, I'm gonna go with the over. They're gonna talk about Gronkowski a lot because when New England's down by the end of the first half, they're gonna be like, oh, what if Gronkowski was playing? Wonder what Gronkowski said in the locker room at halftime. Okay, I would take the over on this. It's three. Here's another one. Games in Houston.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

How many times are they gonna bring up JJ Watt during this game?

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Every time they fail to sack Matty Ice, they're gonna say, boy, I wish they had somebody like J.J. watt on that defensive line.

[J.D.]

This is fun. This will actually make the super bowl fun to watch. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The under is even at 1 and 1. I'm gonna take the under under. Because Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, bless their hearts. And not really that intelligent.

[J.D.]

Neither one. No.

[Bobbo]

And I think I'm justified in saying that.

[J.D.]

You're going to go under.

[Bobbo]

Here's another one. How many times are you going to bring up deflate gate during the course of the Fourth quarter, if New England's going down in a big way, get. They're going to say, hmm, I wish. I bet they wish they'd have deflated some of those balls. Okay, if they're up big time in the fourth quarter, they're going to say, I wonder if the referees are checking to see if those balls are inflated.

[J.D.]

Probably right. You got to make a reference.

[Bobbo]

Over Unders one and a half. Even the unders at one and a half pays five to seven.

[J.D.]

Where are you going?

[Bobbo]

That's pretty good money.

[J.D.]

That's good money.

[Bobbo]

Here's another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

The phrase, houston, we have a problem.

[J.D.]

Oh, God, no.

[Bobbo]

How many times will they say it?

[J.D.]

Once?

[Bobbo]

Yes, five times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five, five.

[Bobbo]

The smart money is one to four against. I take the under on this one.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And will the Wade lacrosse be spoken during the live broadcast?

[J.D.]

Wyler cross lacrosse.

[Bobbo]

Because Chris Hogan, the new wide receiver for New England used to play lacrosse. He uses those little fox like moves on the field stretch, you know? Yeah, he's not gonna catch it. He's not going far enough. Fox like movies catching it. Okay, you know why?

[J.D.]

Lacrosse yellow cross.

[Bobbo]

The money on this one's one to three, four.

[J.D.]

That's good.

[Bobbo]

So you bet for it. You're paying three to one. That's good money. Remember, take Tommy combos picks. You're gonna make some money on the soup ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy Carbone, thank you for joining us this morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming back, we've got top 10 at 10 JD's in his anus and we're gonna bid some cars in a minute and listen to a couple of songs right now and we'll be right back. Get on there.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf. 800800 radio. Is the call in number. Lines are open and swinging in the breeze this super bowl weekend. Happy Super bowl weekend. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles and I'll put a number on your car right here on the radio right now that will buy it for it. Give me the vinyl 800, 800 radio. Year make, model miles, expensive cars. Fine. We're actually working on $100,000 Ferrari right now. A 2010 California with 11,000 miles in cheap cars, trucks, we buy them all diesels, etc. Okay, that's cool. It is time For Casey's top ten. Good morning, John.

[J.D.]

How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Michael Turley.

[J.D.]

How are you doing, Casey?

[Caller]

Today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we're gonna kind of. I know. Now that you're dead and all.

[J.D.]

Yes, I'm dead. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD had a colostomy.

[J.D.]

It's a colonoscopy, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have any problem with this topic?

[J.D.]

Absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because it happens with old guys.

[J.D.]

Anybody actually over 40, you're supposed to have 140, 50 and 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D.]

If you have one, you should have had one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this like a psa?

[J.D.]

Well, PSA is a blood test, Johnny. This is actually. They go up your business and they look around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, PSA is a public service now.

[J.D.]

Oh, public service. Well, there's also blood tests called a PSA that you get for your Bobo. But this is a public service announcement. Correct? This is gonna help people that may be afraid of the colonoscopy. There's just a couple of things. I got the report from JD's doctor. Here's some things they actually found during JD's colonoscopy. Okay, you ready?

[Caller]

Number 10.

[J.D.]

They looked up there and they found car keys to a 1967 Chrysler Fury 3. Number nine, here in the empty cave, we found Milli Vanilli's vinyl debut album. Girl, you know it's true. It was actually a Malibu Barbie doll head up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We actually found this inside JD while.

[J.D.]

They were doing the colonoscopy. I found the list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it sounds like we're in a cave.

[J.D.]

We're in a big dark cage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you taking us inside the camera?

[J.D.]

Let's be looking through as we go through. See the flashlight over here on the left you'll see a half drunk bottle of Grey Goose vodka he hit in 1967. Number six, over here, we find a Horner Blues Band harmonica in the key of sea. Down here on the floor, a Texas A&M 1971 graduate ring. No idea where that one came from. Over here on the rafter, look, there's Randy the chipmunk. We have an original Star wars action figure figure number two. I don't know how he got it in here, but here is a reel to reel recorder number one. And on the left wall you'll see they actually removed the entire cast of the Russ Martin Show. Except Trey Tren almost scampered back in after seeing his shadow. Guaranteeing six more months of really bad shows. That's the top 10 things they found in JD's. And thanks for joining us here inside. What a lovely place. Everybody out Everybody out except you, Trey.

[Bobbo]

Stay right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The laughing hyena you're feeding the ground.

[J.D.]

To keep reaching for the stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if he's still selling real estate from his mom. Yeah, or did she fire him again?

[J.D.]

I know she fired him once.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. Hello? It's you. I just grabbed the caller. Hello? Going once. Are you there?

[Bobbo]

Say no.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to say no.

[Bobbo]

He's going to say no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it time for Tony Romo's dad or is he coming in a little later?

[Casey]

Want to get him again? Right now it's up to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather talk to Rush Limbaugh. I see the Rush line blinking.

[J.D.]

Yep, he's let me pull him up.

[Casey]

On the ISDN series of stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, we're studded. You are star studded. Here we are at the. At the Saturday morning show.

[Bobbo]

Here's the blue stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, stars. Good morning, Rush.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me, John. I'm just trying to line up my lucky charms for the day.

[J.D.]

Lucky Charms.

[Bobbo]

Too many yellow moons.

[J.D.]

Oh, I got you.

[Bobbo]

I like the blue stars.

[J.D.]

You like the blue star.

[Bobbo]

They get me off.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what is going on with Trump? And I know that you said he's not banning Muslims, he's putting together a band of Muslims to sing, like, cover tunes.

[Bobbo]

No, it's a Muslim band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I don't think they're going to do all Doors covers. Call themselves the Windows. You should know. You should hear their. Their Seek version of Light My Fire. It's phenomenal. Of course, I'll never play it on American radio. No, I plan to debut it on my program, however, here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Yeah, you know, you're talking about people with wooden legs. A lot of people don't know. Don't doubt me, J.D.

[J.D.]

I'M not doubting you. I believe you.

[Bobbo]

I can hear your thought process well there.

[J.D.]

Sometimes you stretch my imagination.

[Bobbo]

They seem deeper this week.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I know. I have been very much deeper this week. There's been people.

[Bobbo]

John Kerry's wife.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

The Heinz princess. Theresa Hines.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo]

She used to be married to the owner of Heinz Factory.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The whole Heinz company. Yes.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You ever heard of Heinz 57?

[J.D.]

Well, yes, of course.

[Bobbo]

She owned exactly 28 and a half of those shares.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Bobbo]

It was big. It's a big business. She actually had a wooden leg.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yes, she did.

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Full of cash.

[J.D.]

I don't think you're making this up now.

[Bobbo]

No, she did. She absolutely did she had a Subaru Brat?

[J.D.]

Yeah, a Subaru Brat with a cargo.

[Bobbo]

Bed full of cashmere sweaters. This is the sign of wealth.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

We have that in the American continent. And a lot of people, of course, were aware that John Kerry himself had a wooden head.

[J.D.]

This is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't know if that's true, Rush. I think you've already had too many scotches this morning.

[Bobbo]

You know, you reminded me about the Quaaludes, John. I'm enjoying those immensely. I'm listening to the Chipmunks Brown Album.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love the fact that you come and spend your Saturday mornings with us and you're all pepped up on pills and booze.

[Bobbo]

Look.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't say pepped up.

[J.D.]

You sound a little peppy.

[Bobbo]

Every show deserves its margin of preparation time. I just do mine with illicit chemicals.

[J.D.]

You're amazing.

[Bobbo]

On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network Talent on loan from God. Blue Stars. God damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D.]

Blue stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Bobbo]

Likes his lucky charm.

[J.D.]

He must. What a freak.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Bobbo]

I used to want to kill that leprechaun.

[J.D.]

Did you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you never get.

[J.D.]

You know what you never get? What?

[Caller]

Those are great.

[J.D.]

I don't know. Great cereal.

[Bobbo]

I secretly think that my older sister rigged this because I've never had marshmallows in my lucky child.

[J.D.]

What do you mean she. And then he got him out?

[Bobbo]

I believe she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our Australian character.

[J.D.]

Yes. That we had a long time ago.

[Randy]

Yeah, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He came by today and he wanted to talk about politics World.

[J.D.]

You leave the door open or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I mean, there's just a lot of people in today. I don't know what's going on. I forgot his name.

[J.D.]

I'm not sure either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out. The Outback Steakhouse guy.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I remember him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Where he's at? Hold on.

[Bobbo]

You can call me Maliki.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maliki.

[J.D.]

All right. That's right.

[Casey]

He played rugby.

[Bobbo]

Playing the rugby. You're a big R. That's how I make my living.

[J.D.]

You make your living? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Playing professional rugby.

[J.D.]

I didn't know that. Made a lot of money.

[Bobbo]

I got a place on the team in San Diego. Oh, we're not playing right now. You don't play rugby in January?

[J.D.]

I don't know. I'm.

[Bobbo]

Nice thing.

[J.D.]

I didn't know.

[Bobbo]

So it's spending me time. Thought I might take, you know, like a linebacker job. Yeah, A little arena football team we got.

[J.D.]

You are kind of a big guy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, The Armadillos.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Armadillos is Your team.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet I could run you over.

[J.D.]

Oh, no doubt. You're a big fella.

[Bobbo]

Well, it takes a big fellow to play rugby. I don't, but my nine kids, you know, they all want to play as well. Until now.

[J.D.]

That'll be wet. Now don't play.

[Casey]

But I thought. Isn't he 13? Aren't you that kid that was all over the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that was the other one. That's a Samoan kid.

[Casey]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

14. 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now 14.

[Bobbo]

14, okay. 14 is what it takes to make a man.

[J.D.]

14, sure.

[Bobbo]

The end of the epic all of us started when we're living, and that's a young age.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the Austria, all the political unrest in the States these days?

[Bobbo]

It's what I tell my kids. You don't want to play rugby, go and be a politician.

[J.D.]

Right, politician.

[Bobbo]

Right. And you got Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[J.D.]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

Donald Trump. He could be president. If he could be president, anybody could be president.

[J.D.]

Did you hear the thing he said about Schwarzenegger this week? It was not good.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I know. If I was Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'd kick his ass. I'll just run over him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[Bobbo]

Trump.

[J.D.]

Trump got up in front of a prayer place of all of a prayer meeting of all things, and said, you know, the ratings are awful now that Schwarzenegger's taking Apprentice. Yeah. The big movie star. And he ruined the ratings. And so our Arnold came back and said, you know, maybe you take my job since you're so great at it. You do the Apprentice and I'll be the president, and then people can finally sleep at night again.

[Casey]

It's just a ploy to get people to watch.

[J.D.]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Why don't you bite my gun?

[Randy]

Really?

[Casey]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump, you're talking about it, right? Well, that's true, but do you think Trump still. He doesn't get any money from it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, no, no, he is. He's executive producer. Absolutely. He does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he gave all that stuff up.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, no. He's still executive producer of that show.

[Bobbo]

No, he never heard of that.

[J.D.]

That's what's weird. Everybody's going, why are you slamming your own show? But now it makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Mike.

[J.D.]

Mike's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Greek.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Mike's got to figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike's the Greek.

[Bobbo]

Mikey the Greek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Micah the grief. Good morning. You're on the air. Who this be?

[Caller]

This is Christian Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Christian, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I don't have a car. I Just wanted to let you know I've been listening for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And y' all have a really good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Ever since y' all interviewed the Howard Stern guy, Baba Boo. Years and years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah. Y' all have a really good show. And I'm glad you brought Bobbo back. I don't know if you slept with your girl or what.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was not Bobbo. If it was Bobbo, I'd be happy about it.

[Casey]

Why? He left for a while.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, man.

[Caller]

He's cool. I love Rush. I'm glad y' all got Rush on, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush is good. Rush is good.

[Caller]

Hey, go figure. John. I'm a Democrat, and I like to show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that's saying something about that. You and Babo have that in common. Thanks for calling him in.

[Caller]

Big flat.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. God, dude, we had Baba Booie on, like, four years ago.

[Bobbo]

Long time ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was during the weekdays.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, we had them on a Saturday, too. Six days a week.

[J.D.]

I remember. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

On 1190. Golly, talk about. I mean, I could stick my head out the window and catch more.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you get more.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Time for the daily nooner, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sob spots.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like our Natty Lights. They sponsor the show.

[Bobbo]

They're bringing in some dollars, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are?

[Bobbo]

I think it's important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Natty Light, you know, is a serious sponsor.

[J.D.]

I can see this being an actual super bowl spot someday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it could be.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Casey]

Just think about it.

[Bobbo]

Listen, when his wife mentions that he drinks more now than before, he's prone to mention that her weight's increasing as well.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

He's not interested in going out for a movie because they'll never make another one as truly enriching as porkies. He doesn't mind if his dogs bark constantly because that's what he pays them for. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty like Tall Boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's another one.

[Bobbo]

He's not interested in your music. He only listens to Led Zeppelin, AC DC and Motorhead. Especially Motorhead. He's always been the type to bogart that joint, my friend. When your family comes to town he's off to a work seminar in Cozumel. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't know. Always drink beer but when I do make mine a Natty like Tall Boy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when the family comes to town, he leaves town to a beach resort. I like it.

[Bobbo]

Work seminar.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. Country folk problems.

[J.D.]

Country folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country folk.

[Casey]

Remember we talked about it problems last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is that clip?

[Casey]

Three minutes. Gotta set it up with why we were talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to set it up because you built it so you can do it.

[Casey]

So we were talking about giving away PBR tickets, which we have another pair.

[Bobbo]

If you want to give them a variety.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we give away PBR tickets.

[J.D.]

Okay, where is the event?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's at the AT&T center on what day?

[Casey]

February 18th in Arlington.

[J.D.]

Arlington, Texas.

[Casey]

Okay, so we're talking about. But we were on the small air at the time. Just our country folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, our.

[Casey]

Our family.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were on the stations. Our number four, we were off in Houston because we were preempted for. For ESPN Radio for the A and M deal. So we were on some remote, some far away places.

[Casey]

And so it brought up a whole issue of will anybody travel to all away from these small rural areas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarilla, Arkansas, Actually, the furthest away is the lady that called in. Impressed the hardest.

[Casey]

Yep. And here's the. Here's how that started.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to give away tickets to the bull riding?

[Casey]

Well, we can wait, but here's what's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to send the tickets to Amarillo and they're never going to come. So we're just going to be out two sets of tickets. How can they guarantee us that they'll use them? We could give them away and the phones will light up right now. But a month from now, when the event happens, you know, give them a week out. Robert Earl's going to be mad at Susie Smith and she's cheated on him and they're not going to tell us or a calf comes out. It's got to be pulled and something gets. Country folk problems. Country people problems. Bob, what are some other country people problems?

[Bobbo]

Country people problems. Yeah, the hypothermy. That can be something in the wintertime. That's. That's what got Old Yeller.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, the hypothermy. Yeah. Don't laugh, man. No, you know, no one's laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've been waiting on the, on the, the. What do you call? Horseshoe or not? A blacksmith, A smithy. No, the horseshoe. We just call them.

[Bobbo]

I say, are any of you fellow smithies or otherwise aligned in the metallurgic arts?

[John Clay Wolf]

The, you know, the, the horseshoe guy. Yeah, he's Got a tight schedule and he can't get to us until this day. And that happens to be the day of the bull riding. So we're not gonna be able to use the tickets.

[Bobbo]

Do it your damn self.

[Caller]

That happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll be all right. I've seen it happen.

[Casey]

Propane tank goes out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe don't have any heat. Don't have any propane runs out. Transmission out of cornbread. Out of cornbread. I've been take out of cornbread for 500, Alex.

[Bobbo]

I've been soaking these beans for 19 hours. Beans are done. Where's the cornbread?

[J.D.]

We go to no rodeo.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're going to, if you want. When is the rodeo?

[Casey]

February 18th.

[John Clay Wolf]

February 18th. If you can prove to us that you will use them, call in. Cuz everybody listening right now is like at least 100 miles away from Dallas.

[Casey]

Yes. AT&T Stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 7234. The first person with the best explanation that they convinced me they're going to use them. I'll give you the damn tickets. Out of cornbread is. Is not a good excuse.

[Bobbo]

Is it like climate controlled inside the.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the diesel tank ran dry so.

[Bobbo]

There'S no danger of hypothermia inside?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's no. There's no chance.

[J.D.]

Zero chance.

[Casey]

Well, a bull got. Or a horse got out and you got to get them back in the barn.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't. If they get out on the street, it's a problem.

[Casey]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell yeah. If there's a hole in the fence and, and all the cattle. Because when one goes, they all go. You got 150 head on the neighbor's property. We got to get a move. Well, honey, we've got to go with that bull ride. Remember we promised John Clay Wolf we're going to use those tickets. Screw John Clay Wolf. We got to get these damn cattle back over here and get Junior's ass over here too because he's supposed to fix that goddamn fence. It's all his fault.

[Casey]

Wow, this sounds like somebody's tell him.

[John Clay Wolf]

To meet me in the barn. Flashback here, maybe. Big flashback.

[J.D.]

Aggravation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been whipped with leather reins? Cutting horse reins?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've never been whipped with 1 inch fat leather cutting horse.

[J.D.]

Why would my parents do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're mean. That's why. You don't talk to them anymore.

[J.D.]

I was gonna say, man, this is right on the surface, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't realize that. Yes. Beat with reins.

[J.D.]

That's like somebody going, hey, what do you Want for lunch? I'll tell you what I want for lunch. I don't want to get beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, the roping horse reins are okay because they're the fat braided rope. I bet. And they're. And they're all. But those cutting horse reins are long like western pleasure reins. And those some can get some speed. You can put some spin on those things. They will wrap around your ass three times and leave six sets of wealth in one slap.

[J.D.]

That's abuse, dude. That's abuse.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was abused. Wow.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call cps. Is it too late to call CPS on my father?

[Bobbo]

Never too late. Never too late.

[Casey]

Anyway. Yeah, that's why we're giving PBR tickets away, man.

[J.D.]

Now is completely clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the gal on the chicken farm from Arkansas called in and gave us a great story. Said that she listens to us while she's doing the chicken work during Saturdays.

[Caller]

And we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. She fully convinced us that she's coming. So she won the first set. Yep.

[Casey]

So we got another set. How do you want to give them away? More country folk problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best country folk problems. Guess. Good morning. You're on the air. You there? I lost you. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Are we out of time?

[Casey]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Here's what we're going to do.

[J.D.]

Here it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are going to. Damn it. I'm out of time and I don't like. And I've got the one minute, one minute deal. I'm really out of time.

[Casey]

Yeah, I mean, you can put. I mean, it's float.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you guys are gonna have to stay on hold, come up with your country folk problem. He's gonna put them in the queue. And then when we bring you, when we come back to air, I am going to take your calls and give away the tickets. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Remember to go to givemetheven and trucks.com. puerto Rican girls.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com. go there. Enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll be at every everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we put it out there. The best country folk problems is who is going to win the PBR tickets. Dink, what is your country folk problem?

[Caller]

My wife leaving the lid off of her spittoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on just a second.

[Bobbo]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glenn, what's your country folk problem?

[Caller]

We live out in the country. We can't get cable.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Hang on. Tyler, what's your problem?

[Caller]

Only the same set of grandparents.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Caller]

One grandma, one grandpa for the babysitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, what's yours?

[Caller]

Hey, we gotta artificially inseminate the pigs that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert, what's yours?

[Caller]

How about when your dogs eat all your chickens?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the problem. That's a problem. All right. Who's this one? I don't have this one. What's yours? You're blind. I'm taking one blind. Hello. I'm going to grab a different one.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, there you are.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. What's your. What's your country folk problem? Why you can't make it? I.

[Caller]

The creeks are up. You can't get out of your road.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This is a real problem. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Not me. I got family that live out in Corsicana, and I haven't seen them in probably 10 years because about every Christmas the rains come in, the creeks flood, and they can't get out of their house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. So also, I've got some text in from the Facebook page on John Clay Wolf show, and the cow is stuck in the mud in the pond. Now, this is a legitimate. I've had to get a tractor and lift a cow out of it with straps. Yes, these are all real problems. We'll be back in just a minute when we'll. We'll figure out who. Who's going to win the ticket.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't powered by GiveMeThevin.com don't carry me too far away.

[John Clay Wolf]

At GiveMeTheven.com, we buy a thousand cars a month and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your carmax offer, I'll gladly give you a hundred dollars. I Can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. Give me the version vin.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're giving away pbr tickets for February, what, 18. Is it February or April or march? Okay, February. So this in a week.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or two weeks. Okay. And the best country folk problem is who is is how you win. Let me grab a. Stevie. Stevie. What? What's your country folk problem is when.

[Caller]

You'Re raised country and you get to look at cowboys all the time. Now I'm racing motocrossers so I don't ever get to check out the cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Aubrey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aubrey. Okay, hang on just a second. I'm gonna grab a couple more. We got can't get cable cow stuck in the mud. Artificially inseminate pig. Jeremy. What? What. What's your country problem?

[Caller]

We had a bull get out and he got caught one time by a bunch of teenagers that were in 4H. And when we found him, we found him tied up to a tree and he ended up going crazy. As soon as. As soon as you let him loose, he started packing the diesel truck and then he would seriously. We put him back in with the. With the cows and he started packing all the cows.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't take it well.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I. I live in Oklahoma city, but the farm is up in northern Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if we give you the tickets, are you really going to drive from Oklahoma city all the way to Dallas?

[Caller]

Well, hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Well, hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'm gonna give you the tickets. Congratulations. All right. Yeah, I don't have time, but if you'll go to. If you'll go to givemetheven.com our sponsors website and click email jcw and put on there your name and your address and all that. We'll get you the tickets.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. We haven't done cars much today. No.

[Casey]

Is that what you do on this show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we do do cars on this show. I see one that I think I recognize. Mark, are you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing? Good. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Live near San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How did you find us? Because we're not on the air in San Antonio.

[Caller]

We travel a lot. We have businesses in Amarillo. I heard you on Nash nights up there in Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So, Mark, I remember this because we've been working on this this week. He's got a 2010 Ferrari California Ferris Wheeler car.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I offered him the other night a hundred thousand dollars for this car, and he still won't come off of it. Still won't come off of it. But then we found out that you, what, you have a trade in and in Texas. Six and a quarter percent trade in tax credit. So in this case, it'd be 62.50. I mean, 6. Yeah. 6250. So in order for, for me to outbid. Yeah, yeah, we got to outdo the tax credit. Now, Mark, what do you want to buy?

[Caller]

Well, I'm looking at two things. Leftover convertible Z51 Corvette 2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I'm looking at a 2014 certified Jaguar F type with the V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Those new Jags are pretty cool. Now, why do you want to get rid of the Ferrari?

[Caller]

I'm tired of eating the depreciation.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it when you bought it, and how long ago?

[Caller]

129. Exactly. A year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh, that hurts.

[J.D.]

You mind me asking what you do? I know it's not radio. What do you do for a living?

[Caller]

What do I do for a living?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

We have a chain of country nightclubs throughout Texas called either Midnight Rodeo or Wild West.

[J.D.]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does this car have any paint work?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so a hundred.

[Randy]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to think. Have you found the cars? Are you negotiating on them already? The replacements, yes.

[Caller]

And we started negotiating on the cars before we told him we had a trade. That's why I was impressed with his offer on the trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is, is that guy in Dallas?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I, I work this car pretty hard, and we, we handle. My, my, I handle. I've had three this year, and my partner up on the east coast has had about 23. And the last one we sold was 103, and it had 8,000 miles in red. And the silver's okay because there's not that many of them, but it's a lot better with tan leather instead of black, which, when you get into cars like this, it just gets. Everybody gets more fickle, you know? So have your dealer call me and let me, because I, I, I wonder if They've got a hard 100,000 like I was explaining you, because they can over allow because they have room on the other one. So me giving him a hard hundred thousand because I called around Dallas. I know all the highline dealers. Everybody was 95 grand. They just were. And I've got a hundred. And I want to get the car bought. So if you'll tell them to call me on this car, I'm. I bet you I can improve your deal.

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Mark. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eric. Hell, that's a heck of a last name. I doubt that he wrote that down right, but maybe he did. We will get you on the flip side on this platinum truck. And anyone else that wants to sell us their car, go to 800-800-7234. Give me year, make, model, miles, or just go to give me the vin. The vin. The vin number. Give me the vin.com. my name is john clay wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wood wolfman on the radio. There's more of the john clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of loving you no pills gonna kill my. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeThe Vin.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back this Saturday morning, Super bowl weekend. Good morning, everyone. Gary?

[Caller]

Yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gave away the tickets already, but you got.

[J.D.]

That's okay.

[Bobbo]

That's okay.

[Caller]

I just looking for some help, man. My wife done jumped the fence and took off.

[Bobbo]

The wife got out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you chase her?

[Caller]

Yeah, and hell, no, I hadn't looked. I went out there and I was hollering for her and stuff, you know, trying to call her in the back of the house. She doesn't jump the fish and left, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of the world y' all stay at?

[Caller]

Oh, out there off boat club road.

[John Clay Wolf]

She Was just running down to the boat club to grab some cocktails after the yacht races.

[Caller]

There's no telling. She liable to duck underneath somewhere. Somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she, does she go to running around when she starts drinking?

[Caller]

You know, tequila makes your clothes fall off.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I heard 800, 800. 7, 2, 3.

[Bobbo]

Had no milk and butter since that cow's been gone.

[Caller]

Eric.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2015 platinum truck. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm coming from Norman, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is your Ford truck?

[Caller]

Metallic silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's a 4x4 super crew six or eight cylinder. It's 3.5 V6 EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's this EcoBoost four wheel drive and it is a FX4. Does it have navigation, sunroof?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to find this thing. I want to bid it. Right. Damage, lariat, payload. What the hell am I looking looking at? I don't know.

[Caller]

Yeah, it has the upgraded tow package. It's got the 708 technology package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got all this stuff. How many miles?

[Caller]

28,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, 28.

[Caller]

28 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Now why would it only have 28 miles on it?

[Caller]

It's my grandfather's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he bought it new. He never drove it.

[Caller]

Wow. Yeah, he had a.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does he have a title? Does he have a payoff?

[Caller]

Do you know Title?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, all the figures I'm looking at here are mid-30s. But you got, you got a new one now 15. Was that the first year of the new body or the last year of the old body?

[Caller]

I'm forgetting, I'm not sure on that. I do believe it's. It's the new body style. Same as this.

[John Clay Wolf]

40 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

40 grand? Honestly, I was hoping for 48, but it's. I can, I can always get back with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Go to give. Go to givemethe vin.vin.com. put the VIN number in. Send me a picture of that odometer so that it'll remind me I got a 28 mile truck. And, and let me do a little research on it. I want to get it bought. I'll get it bought and.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll get a deal. Done. I'll sit. I'll send Uncle Roy and the guys up to Oklahoma and pick it up from you with a check.

[Caller]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. What station are you listening to us on?

[Caller]

Not sure what station. I know. I think it's like 92 something here in Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

The brew the Brew, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, the brew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Robert is. You've got a Cadillac. It's a V. So it's a hot rod?

[Caller]

No sir, it's a track call.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Caller]

The V Sport. The turbo. Turbo V Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a Cadillac what? Cts.

[Caller]

Cts, V Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, he wrote sct, he's got dyslexia. But we've been sitting in the classes in the afternoons to try to work it out. Cadillac. Cadillac. So is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

Four door cts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. V. What color?

[Caller]

V Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[Caller]

Black. Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well the V's is a different engine, right? It's a. It's a whole different running gear. They're all V sports, I believe. Unless. Does it have. Does it have the Recaro seats?

[Caller]

Not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

25,035 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

36 grand.

[Caller]

That's interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll verify it. Send you an offer letter, get the thing bought. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

We right there. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Thank you. 800-800-7234 14 challenger leather navigation. 23,000 miles. Sean, which version is it? There's 20 versions of the challenger.

[Caller]

100Th anniversary edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that. That doesn't really mean much. I'm not trying to down the car, but is it. Is it an RT or an SRT or an sc? Which one is.

[Caller]

It's an rt, but it's got the. All the interiors all badged out and all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. It doesn't hurt anything. I can tell you that. It's a RT, so I'm going to call it an RT. Max. It's got 23,000 miles. Does it have sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it does have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick or a Matic automatic?

[Caller]

What color as the black pearl? The high metal flake? It was the anniversary edition color they put on them. That was the special order paint. I'm not sure what the exact name on it is. It's like almost pearlescent looking, but it's like black gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna buy? What are you going to replace it with?

[Caller]

A Hellcat? Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you found one yet?

[Caller]

Yeah, I found one that's for sale. Private buyer. That's why I want to sell this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I can do the trade and actually you can show your trade to me on your paperwork as a Live trade so you get the tax difference when you go to register it in your name.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your car's worth. You know, I need to see pictures of it and get a grip on this hundred year anniversary thing. A 13 challenger with good miles is worth 20,000. So let me. Let me look at. Let me do a little research on this 100th anniversary and see how much value it gains. But go to givemethe vin.com giveme the vi.com and load it up and we will email you an actual offer letter. But make sure you take a side picture of it so I can get a feel for the car, okay?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony Romo's dad.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Tony. Apparently Kansas City's talking to him. He said he basically wants to play for any team that can play the Cowboys next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[J.D.]

That.

[Caller]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's calling. Calling them out is what that's doing. Yeah.

[J.D.]

So Denver, Arizona, Washington, and most specifically Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's a better guy to ask about what's really going on besides someone's dad? Don't ask my dad what's going. He doesn't know anything. He'll tell you a lie about me. But I hope Tony Romo's dad. Or do. Do you tell the truth about your son or do you lie about yourself?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All of the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Of course, of course. Why would I lie?

[J.D.]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just never know. I didn't know if you were jealous or, you know, you had some animosity.

[Bobbo]

You know, Tony did not say this actually about playing the Cowboys next season. He was asked this and he did not say no. This is the difference, okay. Because there are lots of talk about trade rumors, people saying perhaps Antonio will play for another team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ramos. Dad, hang on. 800, 800 radio is how you get a hold of us. Year, make, model, miles is what we need. Or just go to give me the VIN.com. go ahead.

[Bobbo]

I would call you one NFL insider, as he called himself, even says that Tony wants to play for another NFC estate team, you know, in the east.

[J.D.]

East.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. The north, the south, Russia and the east, west and the east.

[J.D.]

Close.

[Bobbo]

This cannot be true. I can tell you from my conversations with Tony Mar.

[J.D.]

Somebody's closer than his dad.

[Bobbo]

First of all, yeah, he is too handsome to be an effective quarterback for the son of beach bastard New York Giants.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

They are accustomed to a quarterback who is pale, unseekly looking at Moody. Do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, did you know Eli.

[J.D.]

Eli Man.

[Bobbo]

Now, Philadelphia is movie interesting.

[J.D.]

Oh, you like this one?

[Bobbo]

But Antonio is afraid to return the calls of Doug Patterson. He says.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He says if he plays for the Eagles.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

His friend and trusted mentor, Michael Irvin. Michael Irvin will kill him. Wow.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yes. And this is no good.

[J.D.]

So not Philadelphia.

[Bobbo]

This is no good for quarterback.

[J.D.]

That's out.

[Bobbo]

And it goes without saying he could never play. Never for the red skins of Washington.

[J.D.]

Well, you know. Yeah. Have you heard of a rival to. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, no, that.

[J.D.]

No, not that.

[Bobbo]

Because their team logo is a source of extreme horror for him.

[J.D.]

For Tony.

[Bobbo]

He have always have an inexplicable lifelong, heart wrenching fear of Native Americans.

[J.D.]

No, I don't.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he does. Yes, he do. Ever since he was just a little quarterback. When he see the old save the environment commercial, the rest of the environment with the crying intro guy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This terrify him?

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yes. In fact, when he see this, he throw our old Zenith console TV through the sliding glass back patio door. It travels 17 yards. 17, 17 yards into his brother Jaime's little swing set. He have never gotten over it. In fact, every time he plays the red skins.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He sweated profusely. He come out in hives. He got an anxious look on his face. In fact, he looked just like little Eli Manning.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

When he first signed with Los Marquez, Jerry Jones gave him a Jeep. A Cherokee. And Antonio, he gave it right back. He was afraid a real Cherokee would be lurking in the third row seat.

[J.D.]

The third row seat.

[Bobbo]

He's seen the West Western classic, Dances with Wolves.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It's a terrifying horror film.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no Rome area. We've got to go. We've got a heart out in eight seconds. Everybody in Houston, jump over to 97.5 to catch our number four. Everyone else, we're gonna lose. You can go to the podcast on itunes. John Clay Wolf show in our number four coming.

[Caller]

See.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning ESPN Houston on this Super Bowl Saturday and Amarillo, Abilene, Wichita Falls, Oklahoma, Rogers, the KEG listeners, Louisiana, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, Lafayette. The new classic rocker in Lafayette with Walton and Johnson.

[J.D.]

Hi, Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

They switched our Lafayette station from active rock to classic rock. Thank God. So now we will have less. The payoffs will go down and the quality of car will go up.

[Casey]

I hope they kept old Tart over there. That dj, his name was Tar.

[J.D.]

That was his name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Tard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tard. I'm surprised it didn't get away from with that in this time, in this day and age. But it is in south Louisiana where they're not as sensitive.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know what? They were smart enough not to use.

[John Clay Wolf]

An apostrophe if I called you tard.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they, they'd be lined up tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that would be a problem, Bob. They who? The. The people that don't like that.

[J.D.]

People that don't like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Bob, Bob, I'm gonna warn you, I'm gonna warn you first that nobody's liking what they're getting on these new body style vets. And I'm with you, you because I understand they've depreciated more than they should. Because I personally think that that is the greatest American built car that has ever been built ever, period. And it's not overpriced. And when you look at its competitors, it's way underpriced. And why the hell it's depreciating so hard is beyond me.

[J.D.]

I don't know what exact model is it?

[Caller]

I think, I think they're. I think they're worried about the new mid engine Corvette coming out. It'll make all these obsolete.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when is that?

[Caller]

Probably next year or the year after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a Z51, a Z06, a regular or a convertible?

[Caller]

Mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yours.

[Caller]

Mine's just a regular LT1 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it has 5,000 miles. And what color is it?

[Caller]

It's bright red, black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it, it's bright red with black interior. Okay. And does it have the glass top that removes?

[Caller]

No, it does not. It has the hard top that removes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does it have a stick or is it automatic?

[Caller]

It's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the chrome wheel package?

[Caller]

No, it has the aluminum wheel pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there's competition seats option, magnetic ride control option and navigation option.

[Caller]

None of that Bluetooth, you know, you can run the navigation off your phone.

[J.D.]

Through it if you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 40 grand.

[Caller]

That's what I thought. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 40, man. Do you want to sell it to me?

[Caller]

No, I've got too many cars right now. I've got seven cars. I just need to get rid of one. But it probably won't be this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you have? And I'll tell you which one I think has the best, has held its value. The best. Rattle them off real quick.

[Caller]

I've got a 2011 Dodge Ram pickup, 4x4 with about 35,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Cummins? Is it. What is it a diesel?

[Caller]

No, it's not. It's a. It's a gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But that's got good miles, so we're going to put that in the maybe category. What else?

[Caller]

I've got a 2009 Audi R8 with about 13,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's depreciated, but that's still a really good car. That's a fast son of a.

[Caller]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what else?

[Caller]

I've also got a 2013 Lexus I is 250C.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's. It's going to fall harder than. Than what you want. What else?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. I've got a 1966 Pontiac Le Mans.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know those cars. What else?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. 67 Chevelle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna know these classics better than I. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

And my last one is a 2014 Mercedes 350E.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a good old car. How many miles?

[Caller]

Yes. It's got about 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, all your cars are low because you jump between them and don't mile any of them up. The top three candidates where you're not going to swell up and scream would be the Dodge Ram, the Audi and the Benz. So pick whichever one you want out of those. Go to givemetheven.com and you can load one of them up or two of them up, and we'll email you offers on them. But make sure to include that Audi, because I want to think about that Audi. And when you go. When you go to. Give me the vin.com, when you go, like those options that I was asking you about a moment ago, when you go to givemetheven.com, when you put the VIN number in and hit Enter, it's going to pop those hard options up and ask you, does it have this? Does it have that? So just click the button if it's yes or no, and then. So when we get it, we'll know what we're looking at.

[Caller]

I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Tony Romo's dad is still with us. He was not finished. I had to cut him off. I'm sorry.

[J.D.]

Romero, he had a heartbreak and he understands he's going nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Right.

[J.D.]

Just hanging out with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were saying that Tony is scared of Indians.

[Bobbo]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I was. Okay.

[J.D.]

Can't go to Washington because he's afraid of their mascot.

[Bobbo]

If Tony have to go on the field.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And see that logo?

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah. On the hell.

[Bobbo]

On his home team.

[J.D.]

It's everywhere.

[Bobbo]

He could lose his mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[J.D.]

That would make.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's just a picture.

[Bobbo]

Who's like the snake for Indiana Jones?

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

You know, like the kryptonite for the Superman.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's all because it's no bueno for Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Jerry Jones gave him a Jeep Grand Cherokee when he got to the cowboys just as a. As a welcome gift. And he gave it back.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yes. He gave it right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it was a Cherokee. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes, because of the name.

[Casey]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Cherokee.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he should have got him a Texas edition Chevy truck. He'd have been happy with that.

[Bobbo]

Yes. He could be happy with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

What other cars or what other situations you had?

[Bobbo]

Where do you know when you go to the stock of yards?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

In the Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And they have the traditional Indian dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

One Thai told Tony was in the stockyards when the performers come out to do the dance. And he was petrified. And he watched them from two blocks away.

[J.D.]

Two blocks away.

[Bobbo]

When they began to dance.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, they're quite a show.

[Bobbo]

Tony screamed like little girl. James, your son screamed like a little girl. He was standing next to a tub, an ice full tub. Okay. Full of little. Back then they were. Was the Bud Light. What do they call Bud Lime. Little Bud lime. Lime encylado beans.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the lime Bud lights with lime. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He began to throw the bottles of beer.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

At the Indian performers.

[J.D.]

From two blocks.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Approximately 60 yards in a height. High spiral.

[J.D.]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

He throws the body. What were the they called? They were like the Apache Budweiser.

[J.D.]

Oh, the Apache Budweisers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Lime, but light with lime. I remember that, you know, they were green.

[J.D.]

Yeah, the green bottles.

[Bobbo]

The green.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Green Gabby.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he threw all the bottles of beer at the Indians.

[J.D.]

High tide spiral.

[Bobbo]

And people don't realize these Indian performers are actual Native American.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yes. And many of them carry a bow and arrow.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

They began to shoot arrows. And all of the cowboys in the. In the 40 year stockyard.

[J.D.]

So we got bodies.

[Bobbo]

This is classic Tejas. But yeah, they began to shoot back. Even the policemen were shooting back at the Indians.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God. No.

[Bobbo]

Luckily they only use the. The robot bullets.

[J.D.]

Rubber bullets. Yes. You have bottles going, the arrows going. And now bullets.

[Bobbo]

Fourteen policemen lost their jobs that day. And nine Native American performers.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Broke at their bow and arrows. They broke them because of the sin.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Tony caused a sin.

[J.D.]

He caused the scene.

[Bobbo]

I Say I understand like a sin in a movie.

[J.D.]

I gotta see in the movie.

[Bobbo]

Because he caused a sin and he's terrified of.

[J.D.]

He doesn't like the mirror, so he's probably not going away.

[Bobbo]

And he's nervous about Eskimos as well. Yes, because they look what I say.

[J.D.]

Well, I got bad news for you then. If he's going to Kansas City. But we'll worry about that next week.

[Bobbo]

Except for the chilo, the fors they wear the force, all the poly bear fours and leaving the igloo.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Eskimos, they are different in this way, but not in Tony's mind. He still think, you know, they. Yeah. Might want to scalp him.

[J.D.]

No. No, I don't believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas. Good morning. 14 GMC Sierra Denali. Is this a half ton or three quarter?

[Caller]

It's a half ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it all wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it a crew cab? Of sure. Of course it is. But is it a 6 liter or a 5.3?

[Caller]

It's the 5.3.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why so many of these damn things don't have sunroofs. And it costs like two thousand dollar difference on the used market because the differential in the bring money on used is more than what the option cost. I think the option's about 800 bucks.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's two grand. Years. It's weird, the difference. People that want to buy a cowboy Cadillac that's got everything on it want a sunroof. That's. That's the difference.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I didn't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't want the sunroof?

[Caller]

No, I didn't want any of that. I just wanted just a black. Black on black Denali, no extra stuff. They threw it in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you gonna replace it?

[Caller]

I have a vehicle. I have another vehicle to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Does 30 grand buy it?

[Caller]

30? Man, I hadn't Blue Booky yet, but do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, send us a couple pictures, send us the VIN number, we can pull a vehicle history, we can put it into our software, look at current transactions and make sure we're on the money. It's a mid to low. It's a. It's a 30 to 31, 32 truck is what I think off the top of my head. But it really helps me when I have the VIN number that I can use my software and look at recent comp sales around the country.

[Caller]

Okay, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you where you from?

[Caller]

Texas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. We're down there every day picking up cars. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Toby, sorry to keep you on hold.

[Caller]

No worries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we've got an 11 indie pace car. I've never bought this car. A Camaro version of this. What color is it?

[Caller]

Have you seen a picture of dindy pace car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

Okay. You should know the color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think they're all white.

[Caller]

They are white car base White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

With the very wide orange stripes across the hood, front, down the back, the white orange ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now was there. Was there a convertible and a coupe version of that car?

[Caller]

No, they only come in convertible. It was only 500 made.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Nationwide.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this one has 6,000 miles on it. What color is the interior? I forgot. Is it red?

[Caller]

It's or same color. Orange and black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. So we got a white car with orange guts.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 11 convertible with no miles. Yeah, I mean, it's just great. Miles.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 20 grand.

[Caller]

Thinking 20, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not offering 20. I'm thinking 20. I need to get a VIN number and do a little research. Can you put it into our [e-mail]?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do it. Thanks. 800-800-7234. And real quick, Tony, in 11 town and countries at leather cloth, it is a lettercl. Okay. And what color?

[Caller]

Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have rear dvd?

[Caller]

Yes. Or does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof roof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation? It does. Does it have power doors on both sides?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to say eight grand. I really think eight grand's right. I really. I really think he's right.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm not offering it again. I want to make sure. So go to givemetheven.com, put in the VIN number, send the picture. Say, John, hit me at eight grand. Eight grand will buy it. Here it is.

[Caller]

To verify Mr. Wolf and company. You guys keep it rolling every Saturday morning. Thank you so much for what you guys do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Awesome. We have more business in Houston than we do in Dallas, Fort Worth. And we're living. I mean, it's the damnedest thing. Did you know my transport bill was last month?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hundred thousand get out of here.

[J.D.]

Just to bring cars from Houston and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Louisiana and everybody trucks and sending them to Pennsylvania. 100,000. Same as the advertising bill. 07 Cadillac CTSV with 150 on the clock. Is that right, Paul?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir. Man, I don't know. The miles are high. I love the car, but the miles are high as hell, and you know that.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anything wrong with it don't matter, right?

[Caller]

Cam, exhaust, all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just. When you get the miles that high, it just doesn't even matter.

[Caller]

Does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it run right? Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it runs great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are there any dummy lights? Are there any dummy lights on, abs, Airbag, check. Engine light. Okay, it's. It's. Let me look at some comps. Yeah, that's what I thought. You're not gonna like my number. You're gonna. Why don't you just go ahead and tell me to kiss your ass? Because that's what you're gonna say. A 3000. Okay, I'll kiss your ass. I'm sorry, but I just think that that's the money. Three. 3,500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Nederland?

[John Clay Wolf]

Beaumont.

[Caller]

Golden Triangle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golden Triangle. I was down there Thursday afternoon. 800. 800-7234. Gulf Coast, Ottawa. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

I've got a 2000 Dodge Caravan with handicapped equipment in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you call earlier and I missed you.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I got. I had to stop and. And get out and it was a break, break time, and I had to get off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I understand. I'm sweat. Sorry you had to wait. Does it have the wheel lift or the ramp?

[Caller]

Got the ramp.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does the ramp come out automatically or do you have to pull it out?

[Caller]

No, it's automatic and remote.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did all of our amputee leg stories this morning. Is that what made you think of us?

[Caller]

No, but. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours? Are you in a wheelchair?

[Caller]

No, it's not mine. It's my mother in law's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I told her I would try to help.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so. I'm thinking it's. Oh, what year? 07 is the last year of the old body style. 55,000 miles. I'm thinking 3,000 and I'm uncertain. Here's the problem with those. And this is coming from a crippled guy. Dude, I was one shade away from being in that van. They actually sent me to handicapped school to learn how to drive a handicap car. I was like, man, I'm getting out of this chair, I'm telling you. And I did. I was lucky.

[J.D.]

Well, they told you you wouldn't, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. But. But all that wheeling in and out over the years just tears them all to hell. Like the side panels and everything.

[J.D.]

The vans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Or cars or anything. Because they have to, they have to transfer from that, from that chair to. Now is this the one where you take the chair and pull it into the driver's seat and it locks in or does she transfer from the chair to the driver's seat?

[Caller]

No, she doesn't. It's not for her. I mean she, it's for her son.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

In the chair. And so it's, it's not outfitted for a handicapped person to drive. It's just, it's just a wheel, a chair in and out of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a van. It's just a good old fashioned cripple hauler is what I call it. Yeah, I know exactly what it is. I was damn near had one for myself. I'm thinking $3,000. I'm thinking $3,000. Go to the website, give me the vin.com, load it up. See, John said $3,000 on the air. That will work or that won't work. And let us re verify it.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. Everybody that's calling in right now and hold you hang tight will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Bobo Atlanta. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? J.D.

[Bobbo]

Atlanta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Mike Turley, Patriots. I hate it that you're right. I hate you think it's really gonna be the best, of course, but Alabama lost this year. So this may be the year of the upset. We will see see if Atlanta will be the next Clemson. And they are kind of similar on that east coast down south. Maybe they've got the mojo. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was but I quit those days and my redneck wa. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeThe Vin.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call him toll free 1-800-800-radio. 1-800-800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com. this is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he saying, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Oh, give me back my bullets. I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know?

[J.D.]

Don't you be on the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

Don't you be on the next.

[Caller]

What?

[J.D.]

You're freaking me out. Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that funny, Satan? Everyone.

[J.D.]

Seriously, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Darkness, darkness.

[Bobbo]

I really like freaking you out.

[J.D.]

It works, man. You are seriously freaking me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be such a laugh, Satan. I'm gonna click. I'm gonna. I'm gonna bid the these cars real fast. But I want everyone that's on hold and I see you there to know that I'm going to go through these real quick. But I want you to go to. Give me the VI N the VIN number. Give me the vin. Get your VIN number, grab a couple pictures with your phone and submit these cars and we'll email you an official offer. I'm going to get you close. I may be a little high, maybe a little low. I may be right on. A lot of times I'm right on. But I'm going to go fast.

[Caller]

Lisa.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Chrysler 300 touring with 72,000 miles is three to $4,000. Probably 4,005. Four to. It's got good miles. Four to five, four to $5,000. You there? Okay. Thomas, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Hoe with 165 leather nav roof white. Seven grand.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, seven grand. A 2010 Toyota Tundra Platt with 54, 000 miles. These are a little tricky. Is it a four wheel drive or two, John four leather roof nav. I like that. Four wheel. 22. $22,000 in my bed. 07 Tahoe XLT. You mean SLT? Matt, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof nav. 07 Hoe leather roof n nav. What color?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. Is nine grand by it.

[Caller]

That's about what we were looking at. We were looking about 9, $10,000 what we were hoping to get out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll write you a check for nine. If it's a straight rig, go to givemethe vin.com and load it up and tell them what I said on the air. And one other question. It's got to have a third row seat. And where do you live?

[Caller]

Yeah, the woodland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hell, we have. We have a transport lot in spring right down the street.

[Caller]

Yep, I know exactly where it's at.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Ma', am. 15 transit cloth with 112. Jeff, is it a passenger van or a Cargo van?

[Caller]

Cargo van.

[John Clay Wolf]

3500. Maybe 4. Maybe, maybe 45.

[Caller]

All right. I had a question for you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo.

[Caller]

I'm here in Oklahoma, man, and they keep cutting you off and I need to know whose ass I need to kick so I can listen to your whole show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can get you that. What is the program director's name in Oklahoma? Do you know, Mike? I don't know. If you'll go to their website and click Program director. Email the program director and have a couple friends do it too. That'll straighten it up. And anybody listening in any other city that feels the same way, do the same thing.

[Caller]

Awesome. Well, I appreciate it, John. Y' all are awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate y'. All. Thanks. A 12 Lexus with 58. What color, Randy?

[Caller]

I'm gonna say C. Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

We call that.

[Caller]

Make any sense?

[John Clay Wolf]

We call that loser blue. Not that you're a loser, but the color's a loser. It just doesn't bring as much as a white one or a black one.

[Caller]

Oh, like a midnight blue? I mean it's more like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like a white guy, but this is a black guy's color. You sound like a white guy.

[Caller]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is a black guy's color.

[Caller]

Yeah, I have no idea. I saw a black guy's car this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it blue?

[Caller]

No, it was black. Yes, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 58000 miles. It's a $16,000 rig. No, hang on, hang on, hang on. $15,000 rig. $15,000. Where are you calling for? Oh, I lost him. Mark 04 avalanche with 9004. 0404. Where are you calling from, Mark?

[Caller]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which city? Do what, what city?

[Caller]

It's near Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got a guy up there hog motors. I mean can a guy from Arkansas take a picture without a razorback on his clothing somewhere? Is that possible?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're worse than Alabama people. Yeah, yeah, we hog Motors. Yeah, my buddy, he's a buyer for us and he's his dealer name up there is. That's where we. That's where we store our Arkansas cars before the transport comes and picks them up.

[Caller]

What's it worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is worth 7,000. But I think if it's nice with 90.

[Caller]

Okay. I mean it's super nice. You'll never find a clean one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's worth five, but a nice one is worth seven. And. Okay, and I. The 90. Most of them, most of those cars are Going to have a home 120 on them. So a guy that's got 90 on one doesn't drive it a lot and probably takes pretty good care of it, and that's what I was betting on. So if Seven will buy it, go to givemetheven.com and send me some photos and the VIN number. And if it says salvage title, if it says hit by Amtrak train and three people died, you know, we're gonna adjust it.

[Caller]

But a meteor hit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A meteor hit it in the shape of a razorback.

[J.D.]

It does happen.

[Caller]

It did. Yeah.

[J.D.]

How.

[Caller]

How.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are the suit? How's. How's pig Suey gonna do? How are they setting up next year for football? Do you know yet? Do they look good?

[Caller]

I don't have a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, then you're my kind of guy. I don't have any problem with Arkansas, but I'm telling you, Hog motors, bring it on down. We buy these cars from Arkansas, and they have razorback pictures. Well, LSU is just as bad.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

People love their college sports, and I'm not knocking it. Dude, I'm the biggest fan. I'm terrible. My wife is like his college football over. Thank you.

[J.D.]

Y. Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yay.

[J.D.]

You love it. You played it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I played it. I love it. Johnny cash. Joseph Moss O2 Chevy Oldsmobile with 218,000 miles. Boy, that sounds like something that we might really osmobile.

[Caller]

It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. It's a van with 218,02. Let me ask Johnny Cash what he thinks. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. Yeah, that ain't me, dog. Bring you the hog and 04 infinity. I 35 with the buck. 05 is worth like four grand. Three to four grand, depending on condition, Bill.

[Caller]

Okay, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, let's take a look, and I will buy it. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Lake Charles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you listening to us? We're not. Are we already on in Lake Charles? Fixing to start over there, I believe.

[Caller]

No, I'm actually on the road driving.

[Bobbo]

That's where.

[Caller]

That's where I reside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you coming from Lafayette or Houston? Are. Are you. Are you listening to us on Lafayette radio? Are you listening to us on 97.5 in Houston?

[Caller]

Probably the Houston channel 975.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep. Thank you, Bill. Okay, 800. 800 radio is the call in number. We only got two minutes left.

[Bobbo]

It ain't me, babe. Man, I remember when I first met J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan.

[J.D.]

All right. Two things real quick. Tostitas has come out. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny's here, man.

[J.D.]

Johnny's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't want to hear what Johnny has to say about his first meeting with you.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

Hello, jd.

[J.D.]

Well, Johnny Cash.

[Bobbo]

I'm Johnny Cash.

[J.D.]

I know you are. You look great. I just saw a documentary about you and Waylon Jennings.

[John Clay Wolf]

We found Johnny Cash inside JD's cavity when he was getting his colonoscopy last week.

[Bobbo]

I come in here, somebody took the coffee pot. We had to make a pot of French roast brew that like to killed me dead.

[J.D.]

Kind of tickling me with those boots. You mind getting those off?

[Bobbo]

On the day when I first met J.D. ryan, right, he was standing on the sidewalk, $40 in his hand.

[J.D.]

You're writing a song up my business.

[Bobbo]

I said, where'd you get that John Day gun? Day D pointed at my belly, right? Killed me dead. And that's why I'm all smelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[J.D.]

Thank you, Johnny Catty Cash, live from my colon. A lot of things up there. The doctors found so many things, we haven't even touched the surface. The new Tostitos bags. Have you heard about these? The Tostitos bag? Chips. They've come out with chips bags. Yeah, that you can blow on them and they'll tell you if you've been drinking or not. They turn green, that means there's no alcohol. Red, that means you have alcohol on your breath. And if you do, you can get a $10 off coupon for Uber. But if it turns red, if you have alcohol on your breath, show it.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the Uber driver. That is a marketing genius. Somebody.

[J.D.]

Here's the front. Here's what the bags look like. One turns green, one turns red.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there is a young guy who invented that whole concept. And there's an old guy who's taking credit for all of them.

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

The only problematic thing about him is that they cost $381 a bag.

[J.D.]

No, they don't. But they're hoping it'll just be a conversation starter.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 is the call in number. Arkansas, Louisiana, West Texas, East Texas, Southern Oklahoma. Listening on the bear. Give us a call. 800, 800 radio year make model miles will bid your car or just go to giveme the vin.com and yes, we pick up in your region. Yeah, we do actually. In. Anyway, I'll talk about it. Oh, South Louisiana. Are we on hour number four?

[Casey]

Yes, we're almost done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. All right, we got one segment left. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

No, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough. Because if they're not, and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years. And we're the best in the business.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never seen Clapton live. Really? When he comes back through, I need to. He's one. We need to go see.

[J.D.]

I say once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it okay?

[J.D.]

It was. It was a very odd evening because somebody gave us tickets. I went, oh, an evening with Eric Clapton. Eric Clapton. How cool is this? So we go. It's a group of about six people. We go. It was an evening of Eric Clapton by himself sitting on a stool, and he didn't play one single hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[J.D.]

It was all jazz. It was all. It was. It was great for you.

[Bobbo]

Blues stuff.

[J.D.]

It was all blues and all J. It was like really not a single hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play the hits. That's what they want.

[J.D.]

Really.

[Bobbo]

I'm very disappointed if you're Clapton, you know?

[J.D.]

Well, apparently everybody knew an evening with Clapton meant that except me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He does those acoustic success like that.

[J.D.]

Like.

[Bobbo]

How would you like to see Buffett play the. The Tampico Trauma album?

[J.D.]

He would never do that without playing come Monday. He'd never go on.

[Bobbo]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joel Jackson. An 07 Pontiac with 182. It's gonna. It's gonna get Johnny Cashed. Tony Jackson and 06 Ram. Get ready, Turley. 06 Ram. 1500. Four door. Rebuilt. What? Rebuilt. Salvage title.

[Caller]

No. Brand new engine. Brand new factory rebuilt engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the clock is 170. That's too bad. Hmm. Four grand. Three grand.

[Caller]

Ella motor was 4200.

[John Clay Wolf]

You shouldn't have bought a new motor.

[Caller]

I just need to tell my wife she spent too much money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, you can Go ahead and tell her that. And on the Pontiac, well, Johnny's gonna bid that one. Okay. Ride of the week.

[J.D.]

Ride of the week. And I saw it. It looks great.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanted it.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You were asking about.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

It's time for the ride of the week week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So JD Wants to buy it.

[J.D.]

Boy, I thought it from the side. From a distance, I thought it was a BMW Z3.

[John Clay Wolf]

JC says, how much is that BMW down there? It's a Fiat. Fiat 124 Spider.

[J.D.]

Little convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's $31,000. It's otherwise known as a Mazda Miata with a turbocharger.

[J.D.]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's got turbo lag, though. It doesn't jump up like it should. And I didn't drive it nearly as much as Turbo. Turley, what was your feel?

[Casey]

I hated it.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's a great review.

[Casey]

Sorry.

[Caller]

Why?

[Bobbo]

But why?

[Casey]

It wasn't. It didn't feel. It looks like the Mazda Miata. Exactly like it. Yeah, but it doesn't handle like the Miata. Real tight on the turns. Just that pickup on the Miata's just, you know, quick little car. And this is the worst thing when you have a flat tire, Right. There is not a spare tire there. No. They have just this little air pump that's supposed to air up these ride flat tires. But if you hit something hard, like a real ditch.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Casey]

And that tire just completely comes gone. Gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're screwed. Did you get screwed? Yes. So this is why Mike hates it. He's mad about his. His experience, Right. He had a flat tire. Did you hit a ditch?

[Casey]

That's not something like a pothole or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you got a flat tire hard.

[J.D.]

Enough to hit a flat tire.

[Casey]

And it just completely, completely just.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you fix it?

[Casey]

You have to get it towed and get a tire put on. It's just a pain in the ass.

[J.D.]

Are they supposed to be run flats?

[Casey]

Yes, but it doesn't. When you hit something hard enough, it doesn't help.

[J.D.]

I gotcha.

[Casey]

They have these little air. It's like an air pump that's in the back. It runs to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's supposed to work. What did you do? Did you call Fiat?

[Casey]

No, I didn't call Fiat up. It was at 8 o' clock at night. We couldn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did I have to pay for the tow and all this stuff?

[Casey]

I'm not sure how that was handled to talk to Connie about that.

[J.D.]

Ah, John, come on. It's one of those things.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I just spent 200, maybe $300 and I didn't know about.

[J.D.]

Yikes. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather taking you to Del Frisco's.

[J.D.]

Really? At least you got a memory out of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now I just get to hear about the. You know, that's the one problem with getting bigger is money just flies out.

[J.D.]

Well, you got. This happens over here and then this. But don't tell John. He's busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's busy. $300 for Turley hitting a city ticket.

[J.D.]

I don't know if it was 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

City ticket.

[J.D.]

They don't even make them that big anymore.

[Caller]

Yeah, they.

[Casey]

Yeah, they used to make those things huge.

[J.D.]

Huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bend the wheel?

[Casey]

No, the rim was not bent, thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Should we have to buy a tire?

[Casey]

Just the tire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How much was the tire?

[Casey]

I don't know. It was handled by Roy. He got it all handled.

[J.D.]

Another 200 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Plenty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll be damned. Well, can you remember to hopefully give the invoice to the. To the guy when he comes and picks it up?

[Casey]

Yeah, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it. All right, next.

[Casey]

So that was the review.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[Casey]

Don't get a flat in that thing.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could have gone and rented a.

[J.D.]

Hummer.27 base, 27450 as driven, 31.3. Cool. Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time does the super bowl starts?

[Casey]

Like 2 5, 27. Oh, it starts off and 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

All day.

[Casey]

I mean, some weird time.

[J.D.]

You know, they. They do 900 concerts before Luke Bryant's gonna sing the national anthem. Lady Gaga is going to give us a lesson on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any chance, like, a redneck might assassinate him?

[J.D.]

God, no. Let's not say that. Let's just not joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not funny. No. Oh, why?

[J.D.]

You know what is funny? American Airlines this week had a jet they had to pull out of service. It came from. Stop me when you know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it have run flats on?

[J.D.]

It came from. From Bogota, Colombia and landed in Miami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, had dope on.

[J.D.]

It had dope in the nose gear. Like the nose gear. Nose gear. Seven bricks of cocaine. Now, my thing is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a brick?

[J.D.]

Way I don't. Let me look here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kilo.

[J.D.]

It doesn't say what it weighs, but seven bricks of cocaine worth $14,000. My point is, each the p. Yeah, from. From Bogota. My point is, what if those were. What if those were explosives? The pilots really screwed up on their walk around. They do an inspection before. I mean, that's ser. That's the serious part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, since we have our flaming Liberal in here.

[J.D.]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here I'd like to have a. Oh, you got to on. On Facebook. Social media. I mean it won't stop, right? Everybody's threatening to quit social media. Now you see it. I'm hanging up on Facebook. I can't take it anymore. When Obama got elected, we didn't this bad. And these guys won't shut up and I'm sick of it. I quit.

[J.D.]

Burn the world down.

[Caller]

We're. We're.

[Bobbo]

Peace.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Turley.

[Casey]

Uhhuh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your position on the ban on the countries. The 90 day halt of imports from Muslim countries?

[Casey]

Well, it's already been upheld.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forget all your. Your cocky comment. I. I want.

[Bobbo]

I want to you actually him anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, because you know that that's going to get changed next week. They're going to get. Do you really think that Je.

[Casey]

It's already changed today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to get off topic. I mean track. I want to ask you what is your opinion?

[Casey]

I think there's better ways of handling all that. But literally what I think was happening. He's just giving red meat to his folks. That voted for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you voted for him. Dogs chew on this blood meat.

[Casey]

And there's something else going on behind the scenes that I think they're just testing the waters to see what you can get away with, that's all.

[J.D.]

Well, I guess you've seen the thing that shows up that basically Reagan did it, Bush did it, Clinton did it, Bush Jr. Did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's agree that we're not going to completely blow up and get so angry that one of y' all don't leave.

[J.D.]

Oh no, no, don't be so I could give him it's all a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get pretty excited me about politics. Yeah. You get excited because Turley's gonna say something here in a minute that's gonna get you mad.

[J.D.]

I know if you want that we can go there, but I don't care so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't mind. I just want everybody to stay.

[J.D.]

Oh, everybody staying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want. I don't think anybody jump the fence. I don't want anybody jumping the fence. We have to go round them up.

[J.D.]

I don't think in this room we country people problems. Yeah, we've never had that problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I almost got you so mad last week. You were getting pretty mad.

[J.D.]

But anyway, that was a whole different deal. So that was a different world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red meat. Here's the. That was the campaign promise, black and white that got him all riled up.

[J.D.]

Everything he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now he's done it. And you would think that he. I. I don't know if. There's just no good way to do it. Right. There's no easy way to do it.

[J.D.]

To do. No, there's no easy way to get to what we need because. Well, again, I don't want to get into this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do.

[Bobbo]

We are becoming.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do want to get into this. We got four minutes. Okay.

[Bobbo]

People are becoming quite unreasonable about it, though, because, I mean, Libs don't like it because you gotta be inclusive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And then you can justify that by saying, well, he's just, you know, keeping one of his campaign promises. Right. Well, it didn't have to be done like that. Yeah, but if they let him know about it ahead of time and they're getting here before the band starts, because they know when it starts. So, you know, from a rational point of view. Dude, what do you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was quite a jolt, though.

[Bobbo]

What do you and I do?

[J.D.]

What's it. What's the jolt?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the, the, the coverage in the riots and the marching and the protesting and.

[J.D.]

Dude, it happened in 1967. We're right back in 1967 where everybody's upset about the government. They're going to protest, they're going to walk in the streets and burn an effigy, blah, blah, blah.

[Casey]

And then what happens? Something else happens behind something? Well, no, when, when you have protests and all this other stuff going on, it's like the kid. It's like, you know, the little kid. You're trying to distract them with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what happens? You know what happens. Turley is really good. Music comes out of the rock segment. Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young happens.

[J.D.]

Yes, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all the singer songwriters happen.

[J.D.]

Michael's always got a good angle and I like that. You're right. Is it a. Is it all a look over here? Because this is really happening over here. Oh, yeah, really?

[Bobbo]

That's.

[J.D.]

I'm not saying you're wrong in Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's the same saber rattling in Mexico. I just wonder.

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we. We've talked about this since the day he announced, and I believe that he was going to get elected the day he announced. And y' all laughed at me. And we were right. I was lucky.

[Bobbo]

You were right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm something else. I always said, I'm afraid this crazy bastard will get us into a war.

[J.D.]

There's too many checks and balances.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too many checks and balances. There's one guy in the country that can declare war and his name is the President of the United States. Hell, he can't do that. Oh, J.D.

[J.D.]

Just. He can't just suddenly wake up one morning and go, we're at war.

[Bobbo]

Since 9 11. That line has kind of dwindled a bit though. It's grayer than it ever was.

[Casey]

JD but you can cause it to happen by statements, action.

[J.D.]

You can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the, the.

[Casey]

What's the best way to get some money going?

[John Clay Wolf]

The two floors have to vote on war. A declaration. I did not.

[Casey]

But if you have majority of the House, it's going to go through.

[Bobbo]

It's best if it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So before we started bombing and desert. I mean, Operation Desert Shield, they had to vote on it. We had to tell them we were coming.

[Casey]

That's why the whole big sale job about. Oh, well, say they've got secret weapons of mass destruction and stuff like that because they had to get them to vote.

[Bobbo]

See this ice cream truck right here? That's where they keep their nukes.

[J.D.]

Well, they later did find that what's his name had weapons of land mass destruction, but they moved them because they knew we were coming. Oh, my God, they did not.

[Bobbo]

If they had them, they would have defended themselves with them when we attacked. Yeah, you can be conservative without being right winger.

[J.D.]

JD Coming. And so they moved them.

[Casey]

So he died.

[J.D.]

Thanks. CNN announced we were on the way and they moved them.

[Bobbo]

I think your anesthetic still.

[J.D.]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Much.

[Bobbo]

What are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo.

[Bobbo]

What am I. Yeah, you know what? I'm. I told. I tell my dad this all the time. I'm. I'm slowly but surely turning libertarian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I really think so.

[J.D.]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

I don't know what that means. Keep it off my porch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a Republican, but I'm not a crazy right winger. I can promise you that.

[Bobbo]

You're not. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like one sometimes. A crazy right winger.

[J.D.]

I'll string you up, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just crazy.

[Bobbo]

Trump is the least conservative Republican president we've ever had, I think. But he's got pants behind.

[Casey]

No, it's Steve Banion. It's running the country. That's what's happening.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I don't think that the guy.

[J.D.]

The guy from Journey. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

One of the Breitbart editors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. I can't take this anymore. Everybody's just talking about all these politics. I'm signing off Facebook and I'm gonna go crawl in the hole.

[J.D.]

That's why I have Radio Margaritaville in my car.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we got 15 seconds left, people. Any. Any last shout outs?

[J.D.]

Big super bowl parties. Anyone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyone? Not really.

[Bobbo]

Burgers at Bob's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Burgers at Bobbo's house.

[Bobbo]

Hot times up at 2.

[Randy]

3.

[John Clay Wolf]

2. See you next week. Have a good Super Bowl. See you Saturday morning.

[Caller]

Bye. Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out.

[Bobbo]

Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Casey]

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