#83 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #83 (February 12, 2026)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe (JCW)
Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, Randy the Chipmunk, Hannah (in-house stripper)
Episode Theme: Cars, sports, Super Bowl afterglow, wild stories, and a lively community — all with the show’s signature blend of raw humor, audience antics, and unfiltered banter.

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Episode Overview

This episode brings together everything listeners expect from The John Clay Wolfe Show: a blend of irreverent car talk, wild stories, playful rants, and raucous audience interactions. JCW and crew riff on everything from underwear fashion and Supercross tickets to risqué dip-spit horror stories and over-the-top buy/sell car antics. Along the way, they spark cultural conversations, poke fun at current events, and feature recurring comedy characters — all while fielding live calls to appraise cars and sell tickets, keeping energy and humor high.

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Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Morning Chaos & Studio Energy

• Time: 01:11–02:39
• JCW arrives in boxers, setting a “no Fs given” tone. The crew jokes about comfort, dress codes, new security guard, and their relaxed approach to life and work.
  • Quote: “It just shows how many Fs I give.” (John Clay Wolfe, 01:37)
  • J.D. is wearing a swimsuit, Bobbo’s in PJs — they commiserate about caring less as they get older.

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2. Supercross & Motocross Ticket Antics

• Time: 02:04–07:59, 18:51–22:38, throughout
• Supercross at AT&T Stadium is the day’s big event. JCW has extra tickets and invents a “best motocross sound effect” contest for listeners.
  • Sound contest explained, culminating in hilarious listener attempts and on-air judging.
  • Quote: “Call in, give me your run through of the track. Straight, left, whoops, triple. And then the best wins.” (JCW, 07:59)
  • Notable calls: Katie from Houston (13:02, her sound effects), Robert from McKinney (19:29, “That’s pretty good!”), Donnie from Burleson (20:40, channeling authentic motocross jargon), and an in-house challenge for Hannah the stripper.

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3. Car Calls & Wheelin’ & Dealin’

• Time: Throughout; notable at 08:26–17:45, 31:42–34:49, 55:31–62:49
• Callers present vehicles for instant appraisal (“bidding sessions”).
• JCW doles out ballpark figures and negotiation tactics on trades, including classic trucks, performance cars, and even grandpa’s old Mercury.
• Memorable buying showdown: Caller sets an asking price, JCW counters, sometimes flipping to negotiation, sometimes riffing about used cars depreciating like spouses.
  • Quote: “These cars are depreciating assets. It’s like having a wife.” (JCW, 111:36)
• Quick-hit segment at [55:31] features rapid-fire bidding.

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4. Motocross Sound Contest — Highlights & Community

• Time: 08:31–15:17, 18:51–22:26, 27:38–29:59
• Listeners call in with creative/brutal imitation motorcycle noises, competing for tickets:
  • Highlights include sound effects compared to vacuum cleaners, barking dogs, or epic fails — JCW’s candid, sometimes off-color reactions add flavor.
  • Quote: “That sounded like a dog getting raped anally.” (JCW, 14:25)
• Eventually, JCW moves contest to the show’s Facebook page for video submissions — “let the listeners vote” for the winner.

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5. Hannah the In-House Stripper: Super Bowl Earnings and Life Advice

• Time: 23:04–24:49, 131:00–132:39
• Hannah shares her exploits working Super Bowl week — $41,000 in a week “just dancing.”
  • JCW presses about future plans, how long she can keep up the lifestyle, and delivers a moment of real talk with a touch of affectionate ribbing.

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6. Sports Banter: Super Bowl Talk & Celebrity Gossip

• Time: 35:06–37:43, 47:37–48:58, 75:45–79:28
• Crew commiserates over the Falcon’s collapse and Tom Brady’s comeback.
  • Quote: “Tom Brady is a freak. He’s going to come back and win this. Like he always does. And it’s going to make me mad.” (JCW, 36:25)
• Fake guest segments — “Antonio Romo” (Tony Romo’s ‘father’), Rush Limbaugh, and Randy the Chipmunk — layer in satire and surreal comedy.
• Bobbo tells a wild (clearly fictional) story of Tiger Woods, Red’s Apple Ale, and a royal brawl in Dubai.

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7. Dip Stories — Listener Tales of Chewing Tobacco Gone Wrong

• Time: 59:40–74:23
• Listeners share legendary dip/chewing tobacco spit accidents, including drinking from the wrong bottle and nasty spittoon mishaps.
  • Quote: “It hit the window and it came off the window. It hit me all over, and it just, you know, striped me with his spit.” (JCW, 60:17)
  • The grossest: a woman unknowingly slams back a community spit cup at a bar (67:29–67:47).

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8. Car Advice for Gearheads

• Time: 84:48–87:17
• JCW shares crucial tips on modifying diesel trucks, Corvettes, and Mustangs — when mods kill value vs. help.
  • Quote: “If you delete your exhaust... if you do that to a rig that’s in warranty, I’m like four grand, three grand lighter on my bid... don’t do that until you get it out of warranty.” (JCW, 85:28)

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9. Political Correctness, Regional Stereotypes, Cajun vs. White, & Call-In Culture

• Time: 116:18–117:56, 139:12–144:17
• The crew tackles regional and ethnic language, poking fun at their own terminology.
• Listeners sound off on the difference between “regular white” and “Cajun white” women, celebrating southern diversity.
  • Quote: “It's a lot more fun. Love the women. The mix of all the Spanish, French and Creole and Indian makes for some beautiful women.” (Caller Ben, 143:20)

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10. Rapid Fire: “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” Game

• Time: 133:52–139:13
• JD presents wacky news stories; crew guesses ethnicity by “flavor” of the scenario (vodka for girl scout cookies; murder alibi via gynecologist’s office; woman booted from flight for excessive cleavage).

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11. Recurring Comedy Bits and Sponsor Parodies

• Time: Multiple segments
• Satirical ads for “Natty Light Tall Boy” and “son of a bitch” spots lampoon blue-collar archetypes.
• Quote: “He is the world’s biggest son of a… Hey man, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty like tall boy.” (Bobbo, 30:31, several more times)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John on letting go:
  “It just shows how many Fs I give.” [01:37]

• On car buying:
  “If we don’t beat CarMax, we owe you a hundred dollars for the look.” [34:49]

• On Supercross contest:
  “Give me your run through of the track. Straight, left, whoops, triple. And then the best wins.” [07:59] “That sounded like a dog getting raped anally.” [14:25]

• Hannah the Stripper’s haul:
  “What’d you come home with?”
  “$41,000.” [23:25–23:28]

• Super Bowl bitterness:
  “Tom Brady is a freak. He’s going to come back and win this. Like he always does. And it’s going to make me mad.” [36:25]

• On vehicles vs. relationships:
  “These cars are depreciating assets. It’s like having a wife.” [111:36]

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Timeline of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | Summary | |------------|---------------------|---------| | 01:11 | Studio banter | JCW in boxers — relaxed, irreverent energy set | | 02:04–07:59| Supercross sweepstakes | Explain contest, sound effect challenge, calls for entries | | 08:26–17:45| Car appraisals/calls| Live bidding, buying strategy, playful negotiation | | 18:51–22:38| Motocross call-ins | Listener sound performances, JCW as judge | | 23:04–24:49| Hannah’s SB earnings| Stripper stories, $41,000 week, honesty about the job | | 35:06–37:43| Super Bowl analysis | Host’s emotional ride, Tom Brady “freak” rant | | 47:37–48:58| Satirical news bash | “Rush Limbaugh” and current events parody | | 59:40–74:23| Dip accident stories| JCW’s own, listeners’ horror stories, gross-out humor | | 84:48–87:17| Car geekery | When mods hurt value (exhaust, cams, etc) | | 116:18–117:56| Language/culture | “Mexican,” “Hispanic,” and PC talk | | 139:12–144:17| Cajun vs. White | Listener input on Cajun/white women, regional loves |

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Tone & Language

The episode’s language is candid, irreverent, blue-collar, and quick with a punchline. The tone stays loose, playful, and at times chaotically energetic, perfectly matching JCW’s “you can do it in your underwear” spirit. The hosts are unfiltered but foster a real sense of community, welcoming regional and outsider callers with a mix of ribbing and warmth. Ridiculous characters and sponsor lampoons round out the fun.

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For New Listeners — Why Tune In?

• Want to sell a car? You’ll get actionable advice, straight-shooting, and a show willing to outbid the competition on air.
• Love off-the-cuff humor? From motocross noises to dip disasters, nothing is off-limits and everything’s on the table.
• Fan of irreverent Americana? This is American culture, unvarnished — cars, music, sports, and all the wild stories you could want.
• Like a little chaos with your commerce? JCW’s team expertly wrangles weird call-ins, real deals, and fake news with equal skill.

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Listen for:

• Hilarious “sell us your car” exchanges: [10:25], [33:04], [34:49], [55:31], [62:49], [84:44]
• Motocross contest caller moments: [13:17], [19:29], [20:40]
• Hannah the stripper’s stories: [23:04], [131:15–132:39]
• Dip disaster calls: [59:40], [67:29], [72:11]
• Satirical sponsor/character bits: [30:31], [53:05], [94:08]
• Cajun/white women regional banter: [143:20]

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In short:
This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe — raw, unfiltered, and all-around fun. Whether you tune in for hard car deals, wild call-in contests, or wild Americana, you’ll get a Saturday morning fix you can enjoy in your underwear.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the kid? The new security guard sitting by the door of the entry of the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know who that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe as our phone screeners ride a security card.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we. Did we vet them? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. We're gonna let everybody in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I and anyone can use our bathroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

I came in in my underwear. Yeah, you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it just shows how many Fs I give.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go. Didn't know. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever wondered how many Fs I give Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy Saturday morning to you too. I'm wearing a swimsuit, so they make fun of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dress. Yeah, I wear PJ bottoms in the studio. And this morning I was just running a little light, so I just came in my box.

[J.D. Ryan]

Came in your door.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I do have my. My jeans in my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you brought them with you? I brought them over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're right there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just in case you get stopped.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to the Supercross this afternoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

But officer, I have my pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to the Supercross this afternoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, for what?

[John Clay Wolf]

For to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we gonna watch? You have to know somebody who's in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, I'm just a fan.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some tickets to give away here in a little bit too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[Bobbo]

Where is the Supercross at?

[John Clay Wolf]

And T at Death Star Jerry world. Okay. At 3:30 today.

[Bobbo]

That'll be awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love motocross, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

They give me a lot of backstage passes. And we're gonna go walk around. I've got three.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you love it. I know you do. Well, you said do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. I'm gonna put on my pants before I go, but what?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[Bobbo]

Y' all won't be careful not do any wheelies?

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Starr out there, pull that audio. I'm dropping my pants for you.

[Bobbo]

Like, keep my field nice and sharp, clean, fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you been doing, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Be careful on them motorcycles out there on the star.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you Been doing Bob.

[Bobbo]

Oh f. Business all the time. What have I been doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Are you serious? Dude, I've been. I've been playing the greatest hits of all time, man. Yeah, Doobies, Boston Stones all day, every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spitting the oldies.

[Bobbo]

Getting up at 5:30 in the morning, taking my son to school events.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't he take himself to school events?

[Bobbo]

Well, we're in the middle of a vehicle fiasco right now. 5:30 back down to a one vehicle family again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does he need to do at 5:30?

[Bobbo]

He has weight training. He's in powerlifting at school. He has his. His weight Training is at 6:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think he needs to start off. The best way to start a good weight training session is a nice jog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

To school, warm up.

[Bobbo]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far is school from the house?

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's way out on the other edge of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long would it take him to jog it?

[Bobbo]

I'll bet he could do it in 20 minutes. Maybe something nice, warm up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really get him fit.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I hadn't thought of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm here for.

[Bobbo]

I keep getting up and. And taking the guru. You wouldn't believe how responsible I am in my regular life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think of the. The. If you want us to bid your car, you need to call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If your car has boobs, what we call boobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's boobs mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just sexy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sexy. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it makes any sense. Show a little. I'm gonna buy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean if there's just like a half boob showing and it makes any sense, I'm gonna buy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some touch of areola I'm gonna buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're in. I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm in heat. I'm buying cars. We're gonna buy a couple of hundred. I'll buy 100 today. So if y' all want to sell your car, get a good check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But the real deal is the website which is give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com. because even if we talk about it on the radio, I'm still going to push you back to the website so I can get the VIN and look at the carfax and look at the pictures and verify everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're on the radio. There are people working in your office.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We'll call them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. There's a bunch, Coop. Now the motocross tickets, I was thinking about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got eight tickets and two of them I'm not going to use, so I thought we'd give them to the listeners.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But in the vein of the PBR tickets that we gave away the other day that we had fun with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, how can we have fun with motocross tickets? So here's what we're going to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Starting line, first turn, whoop section, quick straight, and then a triple. So if you call in and you do the sound effects of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez, that's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best sound effect of that wins today's motocross tickets. And I think I've got. I don't want to promise it, but I think I got passes for all eight tickets that I have. So can you do an example of that for everybody? So let me start over. So you call in and give me and phone screener, have them give you some examples and write good, bad, funny, because I need to know what I'm grabbing. When we get all these calls in a minute. So people are gonna call in and all motocrossers, like, talk to each other. You know, when we were going through that section, like, and then I hit.

[Bobbo]

The whoops.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then that lefty and then. And then the triple. So is that really what they do? Yes. Really? Yes. Well, what's your uncle's name? Uncle Blake. Yes. When he talks, if he calls in, he'll. He'll win, but he's in Houston and he won't be able to get to him. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

So funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. The track that we're going to do audio of, we're going to test your audio skills for you. Die hard, messy motocross potheads is. It's a crazy combo. The starting gate, the starting stretch, a left hand turn through the whoops section, the whoopty do, then a quick straight and a triple. So that. How do they get these tickets? They had to come by the studio in Fort Worth, Texas and pick them up. Cool. So if you're in. Yeehaw. You know, if you're in Pennsylvania, if you're in Oklahoma City, I mean, you need to leave now. If you win, come on down.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time does it start?

[John Clay Wolf]

3:30 today.

[J.D. Ryan]

3:30. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

AMA Supercross, the big one. So that's what we're doing with that. That'll be fun when they start calling in a minute. When we hear all the examples of America's Got Talent.

[Bobbo]

And this is a fairly widespread pastime for. For both fans and practitioners of the motocross Right, right. You know motocross sounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I know I did. That was actually a language.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine was not very good. That example I just gave you.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not very good at.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yours is outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll have that will very much surprise us in a moment. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in, give me your run through of the track. Straight left, whoops. Triple. And then the best wins. The tickets for today's motocross mine.

[Bobbo]

Sounds like a Bissell vacuum cleaner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let's grab this. Philip, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How you doing?

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Keller, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keller. An 11 Platinum, four wheel drive leather nav. What color? Ford truck?

[Caller]

Black. Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you trading it or selling it.

[Caller]

Maybe? Either. I'm definitely gonna do something. I'm just kind of checking right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to the dealership looking at a new truck yet?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've been looking everywhere. I'm trying to get me something used a little older.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've had this car appraised already? What are they hitting it at?

[Caller]

No, no, I haven't had them appraise it really. I'm probably gonna sell it. I've got somebody wanting to buy it, but you know, that's been going on for about four months. And so I've just been continued to looking for the vehicle I'm gonna buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The infamous neighbor or friend that really wants to buy my truck, but can't seem to get his money together. I mean, this happens more than you'd think. Really? Yes. Yeah. Let me. Phil, let me give you a quick quid. Quo pro Clarice, he ain't ever gonna come up with the money.

[Caller]

Maybe not, but that's not. But that's not stopping me, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good guy, damn it. And that's what I'm.

[Caller]

The vehicle I want. You know, I'm gonna buy a podium.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna call in in a minute and give us the sounds for the motocross deal. That's your buddy. He'll be doing it.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got a four wheel drive, what, 20 grand? 21, 22. I need to look it up. I. I don't know off the top of my head.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, this one's actually got the 6.2 in it as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller]

And it's, you know, nothing wrong with it. In fact, I've got bumper to bumper warranty still on it, so. 123,000. That's the factory warranty. I mean, you know, the factory expended warranty, so nothing wrong with it. I know of. Perfect truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's low 20s, you know, what's it.

[Bobbo]

Take to buy it?

[Caller]

Probably more like mid-20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, figure out what you'll sell it for and go to givemetheven.com and say John said low 20s. Here's the truck. I'll take X for it. And the reason I'm being kind of vague is because you're kind of vague and you're not. You're not right on it yet. I need to. Yeah, no, there's no deal to be done here with you. We're just talking about a truck and a buddy that does that might have done meth. And he could bank loan or not. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Susie. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller]

I just wanted to call and thank you guys for buying my 15 platinum last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was excited, hoping that you were calling in for the motocross tickets and you were going to give us an example of that. Of. Well, the track sounds.

[Caller]

What was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. I'm sorry, what? So what were you calling in about? To thank us. For what?

[Caller]

For thanking you for buying my 2015 platinum last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you go to the website or call the show or what?

[Caller]

I called in and talked to you last Saturday. It was like, my husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the widow?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I do remember this. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Remember? Oh, Carmax hit it at 23 and we bought it for 25,000.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Did the check clear?

[Caller]

It did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what are you going to do now that you got all this money and all this freedom?

[Caller]

Thinking about going to get a poop job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poop job. Wow.

[Bobbo]

Very good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long. How long were you married before?

[Caller]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three years. Okay. Have you been with another man since. Since your guys passed away.

[Caller]

Now? I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd. We've got. We. We've got a. We've got a reborn virgin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like finding a watermelon in the middle of the woods all by itself. And she's gonna get a boob job. And I know for a fact she's got 25 grand in her pocket. So would you like me to set you up on a date with jd?

[Caller]

Does he have a dog?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[Caller]

Well, then, of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Must love dogs. That's a good movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? JD's house, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to his Facebook JD Ryan or John Clay Wolf show and add it, and we'll get you guys together and make a love connection.

[Caller]

Sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Katie, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm actually in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What brings you?

[Caller]

Well, I am here to do some motocross sounds for you. My husband's a huge fan, and he's gonna die when he hears that I'm on the radio doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So, you know, it's. It's the starting gate, left hand turn, whoop section, and then a triple.

[Caller]

Okay. All right, starting gate, left hand turn, whip section and triple.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Katie out of Houston. Now, if you're in Houston, you can't get up. Do you want to come to the. To the race today?

[Caller]

I am gonna. I'm gonna do my darndest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, I didn't know if you actually wanted to win the tickets, because if you do, it's at 3:30 today at AT&T. And if y' all could make it up from Houston, I didn't know if that was feasible. I don't want to give anybody tickets that can't get them.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, dang.

[Caller]

It's today.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's today.

[Caller]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, let's. Let's hear your sounds. I'm excited.

[Caller]

I'm gonna try.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go. All right, no laughing. On your mark, get set. Go. Oh, we lost Katie. That's too bad.

[Bobbo]

That was really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was really. Aaron.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell was that? Can you beat that?

[Caller]

Yeah, no, I think I got that beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounded like a dog getting raped anally.

[Caller]

Hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put the.

[Caller]

Put the 30 board up. I'm ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, starting board up. It's serving sideways. Go.

[Caller]

That was a triple, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But you didn't do the whoops. Very good.

[Caller]

What are you talking about? These are four strokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the whoops are still.

[Caller]

No, they're a lot faster than that. I've seen the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have a winner yet. I don't have a winner yet. 800, 800 radio. We're giving away Supercross tickets, but you've got to give us whoever gives us the best motocross brap sounds.

[Bobbo]

That man had been to a performance or two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Can you imagine somebody tuning in right when that's happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm envisioning right now. She was so. She was so bad. It was a little. But she tried better than that last guy. I thought she was precious, but she was like barking. Bark like a dog for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

We want everyone to try. Everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last time, show me your feet and bark like a dog.

[Bobbo]

The last time I had a woman make a sound like that, I kept her for four years. That's the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was funny. Okay. 14F150. 50, 000 miles. Eric, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab. What? What cab?

[Caller]

Yeah, the four door quad cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a crew cab. Is it extended cab or four door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 14 six cylinder or eight?

[Caller]

Eight cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight cylinder. The good alloys or the cheap or the smaller wheels? The normal ones?

[Caller]

The. The good ones. Okay. I just. I just put brand new tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

The truck is in absolutely 100 mint condition, like the day I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? What color?

[Bobbo]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Have you already been to dealerships trying to trade it in?

[Caller]

No. Been listening to your show for a while and I got to a point with my business where I knew I was gonna have to probably trade it in. So.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's like just off the cuff. It sounds like 18 grand. 18, two wheel drive XLT. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up for me? Yeah, that'll help me so much. There's so many options on trucks. Let me do that. Hey, Matt. A 12 Equus with 53. Which. Which version is a Sig or limit or an Ultimate?

[Caller]

It's not the ultimate. It's our signature.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gray Equus with 53. If it's average, in good shape. I'm an 18 grand buyer. Yeah, that's a Hyundai for a 2012 Hyundai. God, things have changed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they have.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've segregated cars too. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Just go to givemetheven.com and call in with your motocross sales because I have not given the tickets away yet.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax, tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us Your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had more call ins during the break there. Motocross is at AT&T Stadium today and we're giving away tickets for the best brat vocalist motocross sound effect.

[J.D. Ryan]

You may want to explain what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the first, the straightaway, left turn, the whoop section, and then a triple. That's just people like motocrossers explaining, you know. And I was going through there side by side and we're like, they talk like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

They really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the left turn and right turn noise.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's ops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you said left turn. I thought, well, they do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta gear down with your left foot, man. Okay, I didn't know. All right, Robert, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Y' all ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where you from? McKinney. McKinney. All right, go. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Robert, I gotta keep you on hold with that one. Hang on just a second. Yeah, one guy just hung up. He knew he'd been had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, you there? Where you from?

[Caller]

Weatherford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weatherford. He's going to win. I can tell it already. All right, Mike. Go Weatherford.

[Caller]

Well, first thing, they're forgetting to start the motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just took off.

[Caller]

That was the first kill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's. That's the warm up. So we're on the gate. Gate drops, Whoop section. Where's the whoop section? I lost it. All right, Donnie, last one. Donnie, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Burlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Caller]

Burleson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Burleson. You're sounding kind of stopped up and nasally this morning.

[Caller]

The allergies are driving me cry. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Well, there's the old Burleson motocross out there. Have you spent time out there?

[Caller]

I ride motocross since I was 26 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's hear your version of how it's going to sound in that little track that we described.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is for all the marbles, Donnie. This is for tickets to the motocross today at AT&T Stadium, the big one at 3:30.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you ready? I'm ready. Are you ready?

[Caller]

Come on, guys, let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Whoops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Donnie, can I ask what color your motorcycle would be? Just.

[Caller]

It'S the prettiest sky blue.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Donnie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert, do you want to go to the motocross or are we just having fun?

[Caller]

Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because if I give you tickets, then I want you to use them. What we I I say so far, you're the winner. I appreciate the phone call. If you guys want to those other two guys, go to give me the vin.com and click email jcw. And if Uncle Blake calls in, he'll win. The guy from Weatherford? The guy from Weatherford had too much street bike in him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the Bing Bing Bing guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the Bing Bing Bing guy was pretty damn good. Too.

[Caller]

Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, because I can get that sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what'd you think about Donnie?

[Bobbo]

I know I have to think about Donnie.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donnie was a different kind of duck.

[Bobbo]

He's a cycler. He's been doing it since. What do you say he was 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sky blue motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

Just like Batgirl. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider. Brittany, what are you doing here? Honey, are you want to go to motocross? Brittany, I mean, hey, Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. I got your name wrong. That's Hannah. Hey, Hannah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Hannah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I haven't been to the motocross in a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's our old school in house stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought I smelled cheap perfume.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been out all night?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I just got back from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston? What was in Houston?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I had a Super bowl week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, how'd that go?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Lots of good money in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet there was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you make?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you come home with?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

$41,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

No doubt in my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Redeeming drugs or selling snapper?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

No, just a dancer.

[J.D. Ryan]

A dancer?

[John Clay Wolf]

You were dancing in. Your tips for the super bowl week were $41,000. Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

But I think I lost a couple of thousand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doing what?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I bet on the Falcons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

And I thought they had it at halftime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

So I went and did you know I was on the bar stage at Tony's?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

And I missed the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

And Tom Brady came back and won it. And I'll bet they cheated.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they didn't cheat.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

The Patriots cheat. They're a bunch of.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't cheat.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cheating.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sick of Tom Brady. What do you think of Tom Brady?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

But then after the game, Coach Belichick came and gave me a tip for $4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did he? Come over to the. To the club.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

He likes Madonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes. Which is one of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Madonna and Brittany are her left hand, right breast.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

He's a lefty.

[John Clay Wolf]

We really. Hannah. Hannah the stripper. We have to go to commercial break in musical interlude for a moment, but we will be back. Uno momento. Port. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan, Bobbo and Turley. And that's all of us. The number's 800-800-7234. And the car buying deal is at givemethe vin vin.com that's the sponsor of this show. This thing's powered by givemetheven.com sell us your [e-mail].

[Bobbo]

Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Play Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com Go there. Enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD do you see this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kodiak full can.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Found it on the golf course.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Caller]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And somebody was like, took a dip and couldn't handle it. They're trying to quit. I, I picked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's open and you're taking something off the ground and putting it in your body.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a free can of dip.

[J.D. Ryan]

What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing could go wrong.

[Bobbo]

It's smokeless tobacco. J.D. there's no way bacteria can live in that can.

[J.D. Ryan]

What if somebody spiked it with something just to watch somebody pick it up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been feeling kind of messy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[Bobbo]

I was just thinking earlier this week, John, you know, and not in a big way, but I, I think it's about time in your life where maybe you think about starting a little bit of a cocaine habit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Never done coke in my life. Why do you think I should start at 40.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. You're just. You're starting to mellow out and you're so pleasant all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had somebody tell me I was too nice the other day too. And I told Connie that. She said, they don't know you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got a couple more motocross sounders here. I like this. Maybe you don't, but I think it's funny. Mike, where you call from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston or Houston, Texas. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear in the voice. I think he's got it. That grabs Raspy. Are you a motocross racer? Yeah.

[Caller]

I raced for a long time until I got hurt. But I'd like to get back on the bike this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what this is all about is AT&T today at 3:30 has the AMA, the big super cross in Dallas. So we're giving away tickets to the best guy. Go ahead, Mike. Do us the. The start, the first turn, the whoops section. Whoopty dos. Not like the gay guy a minute ago that said whoopty, whoopty. And then a triple and then a triple. All right, Ready, set, go.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good. Pretty good, Pretty good.

[J.D. Ryan]

In there.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bubble solids. Where are you from, strong?

[Caller]

I'm from Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, let's hear your best. So is it straight and then a left?

[Caller]

Hold the gate on this one. You know it's going to be. They're gonna hold the rev limiter, then they're gonna let the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the straight, first turn, whoop section and then a triple. That's the track.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, the. The board is up. The chick with the big boobs is holding it straight up. Okay, here we go. Crash, crash, crash. Okay, on to other things. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The winner. I'm gonna. Here's. Here's the way we're gonna do this. You take a video of yourself doing the track, post it on the John Clay Wolf show fan page. The show page. John Clay. The John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Go to it. Put yourself. Make a recording of yourself and put it up there. And we're gonna let everybody vote on who wins the damn tickets. I think that's the fair way to do it. What do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a video or a recording of yourself doing the track.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just turn your phone on the John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf show page, add it up there and then we'll figure out the winner from there. I'll make a decision in an hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many tickets?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just two. But, but backstage passes, passes and all this stuff. But it's today the highest clearance that there is. Yeah, today at 3:30. So if you're in Houston, you're not gonna make it. It, it's got to be Dallas, Fort worth, people. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do we have any more son of a spots? I've heard a lot of feedback from our listeners that are enjoying our new beer sponsor, Natty Light.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. And we have to do them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they paid us for them, right? We got to air them, we got to clear them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear this week's.

[Bobbo]

When asked why he has bull balls hanging from his bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hitch.

[Bobbo]

He's glad to show you. He's always happy to take out the trash. After which he'll return three hours later, piss drunk. Best excuse for screwing his best friend's girl because she asked him to. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah it is, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's another one.

[Bobbo]

When asked, daddy, can we keep this cute puppy? The answer is always a resounding not no, but hell no. Once when a stranger took his woman, he stole that man's prosthetic leg. In return, his wife complains that he snores and that's why she sleeps on the couch. He is the world biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer. But when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. How many do we have? One more here. We'll get it in a minute. We'll get it in a minute. Eddie, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey. What you got?

[Caller]

I got an 11 king ranch, 95,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, is it a half ton, three quarter ton?

[Caller]

One ton, three quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, three quarter ton, Two wheel or four wheel drive? Four. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short bed, Long bed?

[Caller]

Short.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. Black, maybe. Okay, 95, 000 miles. It. Does it have a delete kit on it where the exhaust has been deleted?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean? This takes clean $28,000. It's a power stroke, right?

[Caller]

Uh huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. I buy these all the time. 28 grand.

[Caller]

CarMax hit it at 27, but I've got it lifted.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's lifted?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much lift?

[Caller]

4 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

10,000 somewhere in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I hit it at 28 grand, and I haven't even seen it. You went to CarMax? And how much time did you spend jerking off over there?

[Caller]

Two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two hours. Okay. And they hit you a thousand back of me. All right, so we've established our principles here, so let's try to get. Let's get over principle now. Let's do some damn business. Eddie, do you want to sell this truck?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

When? When are you ready to sell it?

[Caller]

Today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Mansfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mansfield. Okay. I have a buy center not far from you, or we can come to you and pick it up. So if I give you $29,000 for the truck, do I own the truck?

[Caller]

I'd let it go for 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm already beating the other guys that seem to think they're the best in town by two grand. I mean, what if I do a different split with you at 29,500? I didn't offer that, by the way. I said, what if.

[Caller]

I do the 29. 5?

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you 29,500, I own a 2011 F250 King Ranch with 95. And it's got a 4 inch lift, it's got good tires, clean carfax ready to go rig.

[Caller]

I'll bring it to you today. Today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Done deal. Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold, and we're gonna line it up and go get your keys and go get your title because you just sold your truck.

[Caller]

I'm ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 29. 5. Done deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800. 7234. If you want to do that just like that, just go to. Give me the vi dot com. Give me the. The vin. Vin dot com. Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, all over. Givemetheven dot com we'll buy the trucks just like we do there. We buy a couple hundred cars a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there a good. Is there a place on the givemetheven.com website where people can say, hey, here's what I'll take, or here's what CarMax offers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they. They take pictures of their CarMax offer letter, and they send it to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in the info box, they can write it. Hey, hey, you know, I just left CarMax. They hit me at 30 grand. Here's their letter. You. Here's the deal. I. My. My advertisement to everybody, my promise guarantee is if I. If we don't beat them, then we owe you 100 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we don't beat Carmax, we owe you a hundred dollars for the. Look for the options.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just for the option.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I don't beat them, then I gotta send you a check for 100. And we send a few checks every week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Checks every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So bottom line, you're gonna get either a hundred bucks or. Or 500 more or 200 more. Or 200 in his case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But 2500 more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. In his case, he wanted 30. So there's a place on the website to go and this is what I'll take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in the info box.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do. It really cuts to the chase. 800, 800, seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. So, Bob, did you enjoy the Super Bowl?

[Bobbo]

You know what? I did. And you're gonna. You're gonna want to choke me, dude. I watched the first half and I saw Gaga. Okay, halftime and a little commentary. And I thought, you know what, Falcons have got this covered. Because I was rooting for the Falcons this game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What was it, 21 3.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. At the half, 21 or 28. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So I went to bed, right, thinking they've got this covered. You know, a lot of folks did really enjoying seeing the. The Patriots take a whipping. And apparently I went to bed at the perfect time because when my son came home from work at about 10 o', clock, he said, oh man, they're tied up 28 all, dad, they're going in overtime, I thought. And I was half asleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, right.

[Bobbo]

And I had horrible dreams the entire night that the Patriots had managed somehow to come back in the second half and win that game. And I got up the next morning and sure enough, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it. I knew. Halftime we had dinner. I told honey that I'm leaving and going to the bar to watch the second half. Why? Because I said I'm going to get mad and I'm going to start hollering and I need to have a few beers cuz I know what's fixed to happen. We were up 28. Nothing. Is it right?

[J.D. Ryan]

28 7, 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

21 to 3. Okay, 21 to 3 at the half. And she's like, there's no way they can come back. I said, tom Brady is a freak. He's, you know, he's married to a supermodel, he's got a 13 inch root, he's everything in the world. And he's going to come back and win this. Like he always does. And it's going to make me mad.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I went up there and all these guys around were like, you know, I was like watch you. I mean I've watched it too many times. The Tom Brady comeback. And what was BS is the damn fact that in overtime you don't get a chance to match.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sudden death.

[John Clay Wolf]

But at least let the other team touch the ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think they should play the full 15 minutes?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I think that they ought to do just like they do with the field goals is given off too. We'll be right back. My name John Clay Wolf. 800800 radar. GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Bobbo]

Stop.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd Bob go?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vanished.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 diesel. 170,000 miles. 5 inch lift, quad cab. Jonathan, where do you live?

[Caller]

Jackson, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

59 or 6? 7. Does 12. Is it nice or is it rough? Is it a twelve thousand dollar truck? No, it's got 170 on it. What's it worth?

[Caller]

About 20?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. 800, 807. 234. If it is then it needs to be fully converted. It needs to be a 5 9, needs to be awesome. And if it is all that, go to givemetheven.com Let me look at it. 11 GMC Sierra. Is this diesel, Andy?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Four wheel V71 package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long or short bed?

[Caller]

Short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 20? 20, 2020. Mid 20s, low 20s. I don't know that the Chevy's right off the top of my head like I did before the have you had it bit? It's deleted. It does 20 just. Is 22. 5 the right money?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm just kind of getting. Trying to get a ballpark right now. Not really looking to maybe do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy. I want to buy it. So go to givemetheven.com when you're ready to sell it. We're serious. Larry. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got man?

[Caller]

I got a 2014 Cadillac CTSV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door or four door?

[Caller]

Two door. Two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. So it's a turbo, it's got a hot rod engine. How many miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, real nice. 35 right around 35,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chromes.

[Caller]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paddle shifters.

[Caller]

Yes, got that as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof.

[Caller]

And it's also got the sport seats too, as well, the recaros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you had it bid anywhere else?

[Caller]

Yeah, I have not. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you serious about selling it? Are you just talking?

[Caller]

No, I gotta, I gotta get this sold by Wednesday. Delayed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, about 28,000 on it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You've got equity, so you're in good shape. So is there a number that I can buy it for right now if we can. If we can come to terms? Can I get this thing bought?

[Caller]

Yeah, because I need to move it pretty quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 35,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

Just. I'm thinking 40,000. Just researching. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just said 35. He said 40, which is about right. Okay, I'm at 35, you're at 40. If we do the difference split and I'm, I'm ready to go now and I'll give you your equity up front. Do we have a deal at 37. Five?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, we got a deal. Can I do this today?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it. Where do you live?

[Caller]

In Rockwall?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, sure. I could send Uncle Roy over there and pick it up. Just. I'm going to go to givemetheven.com givemethe vi.com load it up. Say, John just bought my car for 37. 5 on the show. Here's the stuff. We need a copy of your driver's license. We need to get a payoff in your bank. And Royal ran over there with the crew or sent dispatch the drivers today and go pick it up just over.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[Caller]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And that's how we do it. This is how we do it.

[Bobbo]

Come on over with your CTs.

[J.D. Ryan]

One thing you. It's kind of a challenge sometimes is people don't believe car dealerships. And here's the reason. This came in the mail this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know car dealers got. They earned their reputation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at this. You open this thing up and my friend Kim got this in the mail. You open it up, it says Walmart $25,000 instant Walmart shopping spree card giveaway. And they even send you a thing. Look at this. It looks just like a credit card got a strip on it. And you think, wow, Walmart's doing this. I mean, until you look on the back, look in the back. It's all about the car. They're going to bring you into the car dealership. But in the front, just looks like they're giving away. Walmart's giving away money.

[John Clay Wolf]

They lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's some intricate mailers going out right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Springtime, it's tax time and everybody's getting ready to do some car business.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then you're going to win. You're going to win 25,000 bucks an I Pro or a 42 inch flat TV. Period.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked a big car dealer why they ran so many different deceiving ads, Right? And he said if they stop working, we'd quit doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly, exactly. That's the point. In fact, my friend Kim looked at this and when she. And she starts going, hey, this is pretty cool. Walmart's got a promotion. I said, look at it closely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see where Aaron Kaufman's leaving Gas Monkey or he left Gas Monkey? I actually heard about this. Yeah. Now, is it true that Richard Wat. Have you heard the, the, have you heard the rumor of why the truth is and how Richard Rollins is fixed to be on the COVID of the news and the paper? I don't know about that. I just know there was an ego issue. Okay. That's what I heard. But this is something different. I don't know. I heard from a couple of credible sources, but it's complete rumor that he's fixing to be on the front page of the news in which will cause him to lose all of his sponsors. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean that's hard to do that if you, you're, you don't want to start something up, you know, what if I'm wrong? Yeah, yeah, you're right. What if I'm wrong?

[J.D. Ryan]

You spend a lot of time in.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it came from a couple people that like, I'm like, really? He's like, yeah, but it would be like kind of like a Jerry Lee Lewis thing that didn't hurt his career.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marrying his 12 year old cousin. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Shooting his bass player.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did. I hear you. I hear you, kid. School. You know, I'm thinking about sending my kid to private school next year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because he's going into middle school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he goes to the same area where I went out in Joshua.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're in this great little school district. That's awesome. For elementary.

[J.D. Ryan]

You went to public school?

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to both.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both. I went to All Saints and then I went to Joshua and then I went to Crowley and then I went to heights, then went to smu. So I'm. I'm a smorgasbord. I've seen it all. But I'll never forget huffing gas with, with those Joshua guys on the bike on the motorcycle trails. Okay. And taking caffeine pills in seventh grade. And I wasn't huffing gas. But me riding with the Tang, me brothers, they pulled over and they whipped the tops off of their tanks and just start huffing gas. And then the other guys like huffing freon off the side of their. Which will their air conditioning unit at.

[J.D. Ryan]

The parents house absolutely give you brain damage?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just kind of wondering. You know I'm all about having well rounded kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I wonder if maybe they should skip part of that step.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think they're what, protected in private school from, from weird kids? I mean honestly, what's your, what's your thought?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just. It was a rougher deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a rougher crowd. Not in private schools because private school kids are not angels.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Nobody's claiming it to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's claiming it to be. But my son, he's kind of sciency and kind of nerdy and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know he's gonna get bullied because he's already getting bullied now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't make me nuts because I lived there. I remember fighting on that damn bus. I remember all the crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you teach him to fight? Have you taught him to fight or do you tell him to just not, not fight?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I wouldn't teach him not.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the rule? What's the rule?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he is him. I'm not going to teach him to do anything. He's very soft in that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You walk up and hit him in the mouth and he's just going to buckle over. He's not that guy. He's not me. So. So I'm worried about having him in that environment. Yeah. Because I remember how rough it was and I don't, I don't want him to get his confidence down so low that he doesn't come out of it.

[Bobbo]

What is he now? Is he 11?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifth grade? 10?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

11.

[Bobbo]

Get him into martial arts.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I know where he's going in that school and I don't know. Give him martial arts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great idea.

[Bobbo]

That's attractive to, to any 10 or 11 year old boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it gives you a certain level of confidence that you wouldn't have otherwise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Martial arts. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

This. Hello this is Jeff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff, what you got?

[Caller]

I have a 2016 Porsche Maan S.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

17, 17. 295 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 Macon S. What color?

[Caller]

Silver with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Garland?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Silver, black, 20 inch pecan s wheels, got everything on the inside of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which tranny?

[Caller]

It's got the PDK transmission in it. Yeah, that's a 340 horsepower, twin turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a turbo S. Yeah.

[Caller]

No, it's not a turbo. It's just the S. But it comes with turbos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

The only difference between it and a turbo is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles did you say? 15 miles. 15,000 miles.

[Caller]

17,200.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are a little bit high. I'm. I'm upper 40s. Upper 40s? If the miles were lower, I'd be a 50 gram buyer. But with those miles, I think I'm upper 40s. Like 48.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's a little bit too low for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and I'll look at it. But these poor. These. This is a 16 model. So it's one year old. And you've put. When we get into luxury cars like this that are expensive, vets, Ferraris, you can't drive them that much and not expect more rapid depreciation. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What have we got lined up today? Top 10 of 10. What is the top 10 of 10?

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't have it yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, great. Antonio Romo. Is he coming in again? Yeah. Is this the end of him? No, he's. He keeps going. Apparently he's got a story about him and his. Actually his son in Tiger woods getting together. I don't. It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds an interesting story, let's say the least. Rush Limbaugh is coming on the show. Well, hell, there's Rush Limbaugh downline right now. Do you want to dial him up? Let's talk to Rush. Okay, let me grab him here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was listening to your show earlier this. This week, Rush.

[Bobbo]

Thanks very much. JD did you buy yourself a Bose acoustic wave radio?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not. I heard you promote him. No, he promotes him, too. You got the Bose dude and Sherry's berries. He's big on Sherry's berries.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Sherry's berries has been so good to this this week. They gave us three samplers. They're all the same, right? And they are just berries.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to put the code word in Rush and you get the deal.

[Bobbo]

But I'll tell you, if you'll drink a little Johnny Walker Black Label.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Have just half a Peret or those berries really, really pop for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to lose that endorsement.

[John Clay Wolf]

What day is Valentine's Day?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tuesday, 14th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Tuesday all day long. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Go. Be ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you. Anybody got any.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Trump in the turndown on the Muslim band? I know the. The four piece he was trying to put together.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, look what they had trouble. The bass player hadn't learned his instrument.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

At the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there I thought he was at the airport learning.

[Bobbo]

Well, he came from Yemen, which isn't all. He was actually a Hindu. Come to find out. For God's sakes. What so. And he couldn't play like the other Muslim musicians in the band. So they're going back to either Pakistan or Afghanistan to try and find a.

[John Clay Wolf]

New bass player for the Muslim band.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's a television show called Afghan Star. It comes out of. Out of Kabul and they're looking for searching fruitlessly thus far, for a bass player, that's a very difficult job. Yeah, not really a Nordstrom. Department stores, I guess you've seen, have decided they can't sell little Ivanka's shoe line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Any more Clothes and shoes.

[Bobbo]

Look, a lot of people are making a big deal, but I have inside information she's actually considering selling that line to the people at L.L. bean instead.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I think it'll work. Listen to this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What she plans to do and what might work if she can get the manufacturing sorted out and China's very far away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Add shock proof mud treads to the fashionable high heeled shoes and boots that she produces. Mud for higher class ladies.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Fashion conscious rust belt. And you knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think that Ivanka should get into prostitution for footwear that they can go all weather?

[Bobbo]

John, these are totally useful in regular situations. What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that makes a lot of sense. People that need to get out and work. That's why they have four wheel drives. That's why they have things for the elements. And he's proposing prostitute footwear. That's all weather.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

No reason to miss a day at work.

[Bobbo]

Lower class women voters who stood up for Donald J. Trump in November might like to wear these to the hockey talk or to the Golden Buffet. You could even. You could even add a steel toe for attractive yet safety minded use at the factory. And I think there's a cultural sea change among upper class conservatives today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rush, I've got to grab a couple Calls. Can you join us again a little bit later?

[Bobbo]

I'm always happy. John, My second Percocet's about to set in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love you on two Percocets and two glasses of Johnny Walker.

[Bobbo]

See, a downer is a great thing for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see you in about an hour. Okay. Come back. Jay, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Mercury Grand Mark with 37. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it does not have a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It is all leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

The leather's tan. The outside is burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who died? Somebody died?

[Caller]

Yeah, Grandpa passed away. Been in a nursing home for about five months. The whole time the car was used during that time, we'd go get him and take him.

[John Clay Wolf]

But whose name is it in?

[Caller]

You know, it's in the family trust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we sell it or is there still. Okay, you're clear to sell it. Does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy a lot of the these. What buys it?

[Caller]

Need closer to six. All right, well, 37,000 original miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm with you. That's why I didn't hit it at two. I bought one for two the other day that had 100 on it. But I'll buy the car. J. I'd love to buy the car. Will you go to giveme the vin.com, load it up. Say John's buying this car for six grand. Here's the vin, here's the pictures. And. And we'll get over there and get a check, get it picked up. It's just, it's. I know. I know I sound nonchalant. I know it sounds easy, like I'm B.S. i'm not. I'm serious. We buy, you know, 50 cars a day, and these are the kind of cars we want to buy. Is good merch like this that grandpa didn't. You know, like you said, it's got 30,000 miles. I mean, who am I to say no, right? I'm going to buy the. Yeah, come on, let's go.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Charlie, can you take us out with that last son of a bitch spot that I haven't heard yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's hear it.

[Bobbo]

When his wife is in bed and sick with the flu, that's what he calls strip club night. He doesn't pack lunches, help with homework, or tell bedtime stories. He believes these are all clear cut examples of women's work. He's always happy to take out the trash. After which he'll return three hours later, piss drunk. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Roger.04 sequoia with 150. Is it leather? Roger. Is this sequoia leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say average.04 with 150. What city?

[Caller]

Here you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand.

[Caller]

Four grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes. No. Maybe.

[Caller]

Yeah. No, no, I gotta. I got a better bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take? What's it take? What's it take? Let's cut the track. Let's cut to the chase.

[Caller]

I mean. I mean, I got somebody to offer me 59.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

59.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so go to givemetheven.com. say John was thinking four. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. Put six grand will buy it. I mean, what's 59? Put six grand. We'll buy it. And we'll either buy it or we'll make an offer. Damn close to it. Okay.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit those days and my redneck waves. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2,000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else else. GiveMeThe Vin.com. sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeThe Vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our quick one minute bid session starting right now. Everybody. I bid, go to givemethe vin. Givemetheven.com to validate and verify. Here we go, Paul. An 07 CTSV with 150,000 miles. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a three grand buyer. Terrace 13F F150 Tuscany. Too many questions to ask on this one. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up for me. Okay. And I'll email you an offer letter. All right. 07F Ford F250s at a four wheel drive. Arthur. Two wheel, two wheel, long bed, short bed. Crew cab, extended cab. Hey, you guys in the screening room gotta ask these questions. Questions. Extended cab, crew cab, four wheel drive, two wheel drive. Come on, let's get with it. We only been doing this ten freaking years. Arthur. It's probably two. It's two to $7,000. 15 cheap compass latitude, 40,000 miles it. Garrett, it sounds like 1311 to $13,000 truck to me. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what they offered me. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go to gimmetheven.com and let's look at Thomas the 14 Dodge Ram. Gas. Is it a four wheel drive or two? 4x4x4 and it's gas. Is it SLT or ST. SLT. SLT. SLT.SLT. 14 with 80. 18 is my number. Go to givemetheven.com. phil, I see you there. Is this Phil from the Ferrari store?

[Caller]

It is. Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? I'm out of time. I gotta hang up right now. I did realize you were calling in right now. Hey, did that M5 stick at 50 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, we got that one in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Roy's coming over there today to pick up a Maserati that I bid for you and A that M5. So do you. Do you have any used car specials at the Ferrari store today? Like, you know, 120,000 mile Volkswagen bugs?

[Caller]

Well, you know. No, we give those to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But you will you cut a deal on an FF Ferrari, A brand new one?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go see Philip at Boardwalk Ferrari Maserati in Dallas and he will hook a brother up. Phil, thank you. Call me later. Call us later.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the. The Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixed to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years. And we're the best in the business.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in Your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO. Or log on to GoWolf.com is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woof. Woof. I remember my dad telling my brother when he was in eighth grade that his girlfriend was so ugly that she had to wear a bone around her neck for the dog to play with her.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. Your dad really said this?

[John Clay Wolf]

He did say no. It was his freshman year in high school. And I looked at him, I said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, looking at this can of dip, it makes me think of my brother. Him. Have you ever. And I'd like to hear from you guys, you dippers out there, you smokeless tobacco people. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me some bad dip scenarios, bad dip accidents or chew. So I'll give you one of mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in the passenger seat. My brother's in the driver's seat. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm driving down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

10.

[J.D. Ryan]

10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old's your brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

17.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's talking his smack. He's got the radio up, and I'm just an idiot, right? Like always. And he takes his spitter and he throws it across me. Out the window.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out the window, yeah. Was it a cup or what was it exactly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like a cup or something full of spit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the window was up. Jeez. So it hit the window and then it came off the window. It hit me all over, and it just, you know, striped me with his spit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, you're really making me sick just thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's a bad dip accident. If you've had dip accidents, I'd like to hear. We share them with. Share them with the listening audience this morning. 800-800-7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I don't dip.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Save yours for. For later, J, because maybe. Maybe a listener will call in with the same one. There can't be that many dips. Hey, also, I need to do a. A air check in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Baton Rouge. Are we on the Eagle this morning? They've been telling us we were going to be on for a month. And then today was like, finally, Right? Mike, do you know if they did the satellite test on Westwood bars? I know. Everything's good. Yeah, but you never check for real. So what am I supposed to check on? Call them and say, are you sure we're on? I saw the email. You saw the same one? Yeah, I hear you. But I still don't trust it. If you'll. If we're on the Eagle in Baton Rouge, call and let us know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good Lord. 13F150 Lariat, two wheel drive, leather nav roof. 64,000 miles. You at Mike? Where, where are you from?

[Caller]

Cypress, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do you have any other bids? Right now?

[Caller]

27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a lot on two wheel drive.

[Caller]

What color the Dark cherry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dark cherry. Wasn't there a black band called Dark Cherry back in the early 80s? Maybe not Soul Band, a soul group. It's a two wheel drive, six cylinder EcoBoost, right?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

King Ranch platinum lariat. Larry.

[Caller]

Larry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm just looking at something up because it sounds like a whole lot of money. Was that on trade or a straight buy offer?

[Caller]

Trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're. They're over allowing on you. This is a twenty three thousand dollar truck.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's the money. That's the real money. The others fluff. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Melissa, where are you calling from, honey?

[Caller]

Calling from Lake Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you listening to us this morning you're a woman? Because this is a mansion.

[Caller]

Well, well, because I work overnight and I work on cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Are you a lesbian?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, are you pretty?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, J.D. she's pretty. We're gonna get J.D. a date. You know, we got Melissa Rios. I mean she's got the little Mexican last name. Probably hot as hell.

[Caller]

No. Well, I'm white, I have blue eyes and I speak perfect Spanish. So yeah, I'm like Mexican man candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's too neck man candy. And she'll change your oil. You are my own prine 05 GMC envoy with a bucko two is worth about 3,000. Maybe 3,500.

[Caller]

All right. You know honey, if I would have known that you were on. Yeah, I would have get. I would have given you a big present. A 67.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Le Mans. Sounds very sexual. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who is this? What do you want? Why are you calling me? What? Yeah, you. Yeah, who's this?

[Caller]

This is Frank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank, what do you want, man?

[Caller]

I'm in Houston, Texas. Yeah, man. I was going to give you a quick dip stories. You asked for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it quick.

[Caller]

I love it in the army, man. During the army schooling, a lot of guys would dip in canteens because we weren't allowed to dip. So they would dip in canteen. So you know Canteens is the dark green canteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wouldn't. Sure.

[Caller]

Most people don't know there's. From the other person, but there's probably a couple incidents that people grab the other guy. Oh, thinking it was water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, that's bad. Sherry. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I want to let you know you're on 98. One in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the Eagle in Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

Yes, it is. I'm listening to y' all right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller]

I love it. Love the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard of us before? Is today your first time?

[Caller]

No, actually, I go to New Orleans once a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I always listen to y' all from New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sit back, unbutton a few buttons and lean your seat back. Maybe unbutton your pants, get comfortable and hang on for the ride till noon.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go to the Mardi Gras parade in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, are you there? Chris? John, are you there, John?

[Caller]

John's here. Yes, for Baton Rouge. You all own in the listening area here. 981 eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you very much. My name is John Clay Wolf and we're on in 15 different cities. In every cities we buy cars in. And you can go to givemethevin.com givemethevin.com because this thing's powered by givemetheven.com sell us your car. Be right back in a minute in.

[Caller]

Groups of wait to hear Antonio.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, and of course, WZZ. Open. Pennsylvania.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Hello, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a long segment or short? Turtle? I hope it's long. I feel like talking Super Bowl. We already had Rush Limbaugh, Randy, the Chipmunks coming in a little while. Yes, Antonio Romo's coming on by.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any news on Tony Roma this week who's still a cowboy? Let me look here. What did it say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Antonio Roma's already here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Owner Jerry Johnson doesn't seem to be ready to let go, saying they still haven't decided what Romo's future will be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know Jerry Johnson, only Hank. Good morning. You're on the air. Wait, that's not Hank. Yeah, it is Hank. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. We love you, Wolfman. A predator. My kind of guy. That Eagle 98.1 station you were concerned.

[John Clay Wolf]

About, have you ever heard us before. Is this your first experience with us?

[Caller]

First. This is my first squeeze.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your first initial in. What's the word I'm looking for? I lost my mind.

[Bobbo]

Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Influence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Impression.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your first impression?

[Caller]

I like you a little bit cocky and edgy. And I wish I was more like you and less like me and could just throw money at you people and buy stuff and with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this was a Walton Johnson station forever, right? So they're used to cocky, edgy, and bouncy, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. We are. We stand up to be around here. We're not ashamed of our country, and we take good care of our women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, good. And I always heard if you're in Louisiana and you're not drinking and screwing, then you're just visiting.

[Caller]

You got to eat some seafood, brother. We know how to. We know how to make some dumb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling in, Hank. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, girl. Ooh, now this is bad. Then we're gonna quit with this one. This is nasty. I see the headline. Mike, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the end of it, did she throw up?

[Caller]

You know, we never saw the rest of the night.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Caller]

Her and her girlfriends ran to the giant. We never saw her.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me real quick, what happened.

[Caller]

We're in a bar, a bunch of us drinking. We had one community spit copters. Three or four of us drinking and spitting into it. It was in the center of the table, had a head on it. Girls come off the dance floor. They're drunk and they're looking. They're thirsty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reach.

[Caller]

One of them reaches over and grabs the community spit and slams it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we didn't.

[Caller]

We just call kind of gas.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm gonna either poop or puke myself right now. Where are you calling from? I knew it.

[Caller]

She ran to the League City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leak city. She ran to the restroom. That was into her.

[Caller]

Yeah, that was about 25, 30 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for sharing that moment in. In drunken nightclub history with us here.

[Bobbo]

He never saw her again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sterling Copenhagen. Soaked in brandy. Is that tasty?

[Caller]

Oh, that was the nastiest thing I had ever had. Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did I lose him?

[Caller]

About 50 different shades of green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Opelousis, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana. Dallas. Fort Worth. 9025 K. ZPS. That's where we're based out of. This is our flagship station. And then we have. I think there's 15 more stations that carry us now off Westwood One. You know, a lot's happened in the past year, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

We came back to radio because I left Dallas radio for four years. Did it? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was about four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got mad. I got butt hurt. I got butt hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got butt hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your feelings hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, I quit. When was that? Not four years ago. Papa doesn't remember. We were on the Eagle.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, they wouldn't let me talk about Russ Martin and all the. Russ Martin is like, you know what? If he is managing my career, I'm out of here.

[Bobbo]

Not gonna have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I pay his salary. You do not go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Literally have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now I like him. I think I'm going to use him as an endorser on our. On our. Give me the vendor.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder if you could do the read and do it on his show, that he'd be more fun. You and he need to make up before winning. I'll die, by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because y' all were best buds.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll go first.

[John Clay Wolf]

For how many years?

[J.D. Ryan]

25. 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You were on TV together. You started radio. You didn't start radio together. Y' all did radio together. 25 years. This was your. This was your 80.

[J.D. Ryan]

20. Oh, my God. Longer than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it longer than 25?

[J.D. Ryan]

We've known each other for. Oh, my God. We've known each other for. Holy crap. 30, 35 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how long were y'. All.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, radio. Radio 10 or TV. TV was.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years total have y' all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Been together and broadcasting? 15 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you haven't talked to him in. Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think it's time. Would you like for me to facilitate a meeting? Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not going to go for it. I know him well. I don't think he's better than he knows himself. I know him better than his parents know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that he's as cool in his head as he used to be. I think he probably knows he's getting some age on him and. And it's time to maybe underestimate. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, anyway, Sociopath next door.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But that's. Oh, easy, easy, easy. See, that's no way to make a amends.

[Bobbo]

I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're trying to make amends here, and you're calling names. Why you doing things like that?

[Bobbo]

I think he's got a. A DeLorean, complete with flex capacitor. And he will be back. It ain't nothing but time travel, you know, JD Ola. Russie.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is back. What do you mean, be back?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm going to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's doing great. I talk to his advertisers. They love his. Everything's fine.

[Bobbo]

Everything's great. He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He keeps that damn eagle working, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no doubt.

[Bobbo]

That's all I'm saying, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can't take what I'm saying here and use it against me, because I'm being positive.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're being very positive.

[John Clay Wolf]

As.

[J.D. Ryan]

As.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I Love being on 925.

[J.D. Ryan]

He would take the word sociopath as a positive. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really would. As long as we're all complimenting Holly. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, hey. Good morning, sunshine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning. Morning.

[Caller]

I just wanted to let you know y' all are coming through loud and clear. I'm in Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lafayette? Yeah. Is this the first time you've heard us?

[Caller]

Oh, I look forward to Saturday mornings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I was.

[Caller]

At first, I was mad because there's no cartoons, but, you know, hey, bright and early, we can hear so easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Holly. And stay in your underwear, sweetie, we. That. I've heard that a lot. We're people. Saturday morning cartoons. That's fun.

[Bobbo]

Hell of a lot better than super.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Saturday morning cartoons, we do have Romero Romo, Tony Romo's father, in the studio. We don't have time for him right now. Yeah, that's too bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much time we got?

[John Clay Wolf]

About three minutes. I've got a lot of. I've got a lot of dip stories on here. Well, here's a girl that hit some. Kirsten real quick. What happened to you, honey? What happened to you? Tell me your story real quick.

[Caller]

Well, we had a party, and there was a couple guys there, and they were sitting in the Mountain Dew bottles, and we were drinking out of a. And one of the girls threw up all over the place.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Come on, Hannah. Has it ever happened to you? Hannah, come over here, Baby, sit.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit dancing over there all the time. Hannah the stripper, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, have you ever drank, Dipster? No.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I think I would die.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you wouldn't.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

When I was in the fourth grade. Yeah, My friend Betty. Yeah, Betty Wendell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Thought it would be funny if we all ate some Copenhagen that she got from her dad's truck. And we took it, and I wasn't ready to Eat it because we didn't know how to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are girls, there are women that dip snuff. When I was lived in the Kona, Texas, I had a ranch up there. And I'll never forget I could came downstairs and there was a can of skull on the table. And I was like, man, I don't have any right now. Where did that come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did that come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so cute. And I asked the man, I said, where this come first? Oh, this is mine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was blown away. Normal gal, cool gal, snuff.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

That's like her mom, Wanda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

At the Oasis.

[Bobbo]

Her mom.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

She takes care of all of us strippers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mom.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

And she cheated. Choose Copenhagen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a rough woman.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

She doesn't spit. She doesn't have to spit or anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

She just swallows it.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Yeah, she just eats it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you spit or do you swallow?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

It's all about, isn't it on the rate card.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, we gotta get back to you later.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Oh, you asked me anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, Matt. 13 Dodge Ram, half ton, 24,000 miles. Is it four wheel or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it crew cab or the small back door?

[Caller]

Not crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta get rid of these dip spit steals on the. I'm looking at this screen. It's making my stomach turn. Did I hang up on. Damn it. I just hung up on me.

[Bobbo]

How many of you got Maddie still there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hello. Who are you?

[Caller]

What do you want, Charles? You wanted. You wanted a.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't want any more. They're making me sick. It's making me sick. Hey, Matt, I missed your. Accidentally hung up on your call. Will you go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and load up that Dodge truck. I do want to buy it. I want to buy all these cars. Go to givemetheven.com we'll get it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. Is that with the. With the spot or not? Am I going to the zero? Let's go. You're going to the zero. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have a top 10 coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have the top 10 at 10 coming up.

[J.D. Ryan]

The top 10 win worst Valentine's Day gifts. Ones to give if you're ready to end your relationship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh is coming back. Randy the chipmunk is coming back. Tony Romo's father is coming. Have some more sob spots. Top 10. Have you written again the top 10? Yeah. Yes. Oh, good. My God. For Casey. He Comes in. We got to go. Be right back. Really want to know. Come on, tell me who are you, Cuz I really want to know. I know there's a place you walk where the false promises.

[Bobbo]

Golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is as satisfying as it seems. And it works. Antonio and Tiger have a wonderful time swinging the clubs, walking on the grass and chatting with world famous golf enthusiast Bill Murray.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bill Murray was there?

[Bobbo]

You know Bill Murray?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know Bill Murray.

[Bobbo]

Groundhog Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all know.

[Bobbo]

Antonio did not know that Tiger, your. His friend, is somewhat of an occasional late stage alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Besides. Besides, Besides.

[J.D. Ryan]

Besides his.

[Bobbo]

His sex addiction. No, wait. This is none of this action that everyone knows about.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're making this up.

[Bobbo]

No, everyone knows about this. He was caught many times.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

With the Lindsay bone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well.

[Bobbo]

And of course he has anticipation anxiety issues as well. This turned into a bit of a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo]

It all began at the royal family's buffet reception on Thursday afternoon when Tony bought a round of cold refreshing Red's apple ale. Trying to be a good friend to Tiger, who was understandably a little nervous after having not played the game of golf for many months.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Tony should have known when t Tiger down six delicious apple ales in only three minutes that maybe he should have no. Brought them to him. Because soon Tiger was singing let's get it on karaoke style and making moves upon the princess. Iman beat Abdullah of Jordan, who is only 18 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And when he tried to choke her his wiener. The royal security force, they move in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they did.

[Bobbo]

And begin to drag poor Tiger away. And Tony do only thing he know to help. He begin to throw items from the exquisite buffet at the Royal Police. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

The royal police in Dubai. I don't believe.

[Bobbo]

He throw a quick release barrage of succulent lobster tails 24 yards. Like great big red bullets with claws.

[J.D. Ryan]

I could see those. I could see this happening.

[Bobbo]

He throw a braised beef Wellington roast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

47 yards. That's heavy too. In a high tight spiral at this time, Bill Murray. Bill Murray was there attempt to make a distraction by throwing the princess into a sand trap on the second. On the second hole.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And surprisingly deserved. To calm everybody down.

[Caller]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You see something? Something that Bill Murray does?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He's kind of a fun guy.

[Bobbo]

Thank the blessed Mother Mary that Tiger was too drunk to work the zipper on his fancy golf chinos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobbo]

Or it could have been much worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And so Tony returns from Dubai not hungry.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

And with a big lesson learned.

[J.D. Ryan]

What would be the lesson?

[Bobbo]

Never give Tiger. Tiger Woods a delicious red apple ale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he doesn't do well with those.

[Bobbo]

There's a. How do you say, Problematic.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think this is all rumor and conjecture.

[Bobbo]

And now he's ready for his next job with the Miami Dolphins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's gonna go with Miami Dolphins. This is a scoop because Jerry Jones said he's staying, but. All right.

[Bobbo]

This would cost Jerry Jones many dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of dollars. I don't think he's want to do that.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's hall of Fame now.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're the dad. You would know.

[Bobbo]

I tell you this. What Miami time soon come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you heard it here first.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't imagine.

[Bobbo]

Careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Romeromo can't imagine the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of other people that are kind of in the news that are in trouble, how about a country music festival in Illinois, Napier, Illinois, that is now facing pressure to kick Toby Keith off their lineup at a country music festival. They don't want the Toby because they say he's too political. This is in Illinois, remember, after his performance at Donald Trump's inauguration. So basically, the people at Rib Fest, true name Rib Fest, are saying in the. They're basically saying, we book who we want to. We're not going to cancel. And because you don't like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do at the inauguration?

[J.D. Ryan]

He. You know, I don't. I don't even know if he's saying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would think that people that go to Rib Fest are Trumpy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's kind of what I'm thinking. Well, yeah, it's like when the NFL comes out this week and goes, they may not bring a Super bowl to Texas because of this transgender bathroom thing. How many NFL fans coming out do you think? If you ask them, all give a crap.

[Bobbo]

See, that's where I'm different than a lot of guys, man, because I wasn't mad at Meryl Streep for that speech. I'm not mad at Toby Keith for singing, you know, pro red, white and blue songs, as long as they're not threatening to leave the country or something outrageous. You know, say what you want to say, man. It's free speech.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. Totally.

[Bobbo]

And Toby Keith, you know, he's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a. He sings patriotic songs. He doesn't sing. Actually. He's a registered Democrat.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you, Bob?

[Bobbo]

What am I. I'm turning libertarian, I really think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much longer is this, all this wacky political crap gonna go?

[Bobbo]

As long as we Have a two party democratic system.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's funny. The ratings on news stations have gone down. So you'd think they'd go up because of all the stuff. Yeah, they've actually gone down because of what we're calling trauma, stress. People are tired of it. People, the average guy on the streets just tired of hearing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Give us a buzz year, make, model in miles. If you, you want to sell your car or just go to givemetheven.com we'll be back with just a minute.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country music.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see Reba McIntyre on the View this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. What'd she say about everything going on? Yeah, not say.

[J.D. Ryan]

She, they asked her about her political alignment. We talked about Toby Keith. Not one. They didn't want him into some show. She said, you know what? People come out to my concerts. They pay for dinner. They pay for parking. They put their butts in the seat. I don't, I don't want to talk about politics. They want to walk out of my concert and go, there was two hours I didn't have to think about politics.

[Bobbo]

Now that's what you said. That's what she said. She said. She said, you know what? F come to my concert, my dinner parking. They won't hear me do my music.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not, they don't care what my flick there guy who claims to have hung out with Reba, that's not even.

[John Clay Wolf]

His maid out with Reba.

[J.D. Ryan]

He claims to was trying to be gentle.

[John Clay Wolf]

He claims to nearly impregnate Reeva is what he claims.

[Bobbo]

People a Lot of people don't realize she is a baritone.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's not a baritone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Larry Jackson, you don't have a drink with me. Larry, you're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Come over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Larry, you there? Yeah, you is. Is your deal a. It's a gas. It's a 13 Chevy. 2500. Gas?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And which trim level?

[Caller]

It's LTZ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And does it have leather and navigation?

[Caller]

Leather, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short?

[Caller]

Short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Shorts? Short. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

6 liter. Silver. 6 liter. Silver with how many miles? 47. If it's got a clean carfax is a nice rig. I will give, I will give, I will give. I will give. 20, 24 to 25 grand. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll email you an official offer letter. Thank you, sir. 800800 radio. 800 807. 234 short.

[Bobbo]

You ain't gonna need no navigation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, she did not talk like that.

[Bobbo]

You don't come have a drink with me.

[J.D. Ryan]

She does have an accident, but it's not that. That sounds country.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the jock wolf show page, Facebook, I had a guy just ask me, why did we bid a 5.9 liter Cummins higher than a 6.7 liter Cummins. Why is the smaller. Why is the smaller engine worth more? And the reason it is is because the emissions are less and it gets better gas mileage. It's actually the same engine. They just boarded out the next one to make room for all the emissions constraints that they had to put on the engine. So it's a free. The 59 is a free breather. And the 6.7L is all choked down is the difference. And the fuel mileage is about five miles a gallon better on the 5.9L and it'll last longer.

[Bobbo]

The early six sevens were somewhat problematic too.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were a little bit. Well, those damn particulate filters would get clogged at. People are in. While we're on the diesel topic, if you delete your exhaust, which means get rid of the egr, get rid of the per particulate filter in the cats and go straight. It's hard to get a inspection sticker. And if you are out of warranty, then it's fine. It really doesn't change the value much. But if you do that to a rig that's in warranty, I'm like four grand, three grand lighter on my bid on that car. Don't do that to your diesel truck until you get it out of warranty. And also Corvette and Camaro people and Mustang people that put high rise cams in their old, older cars, that's one thing. But if you were in a newer car. Yeah, like. And you put a high rise cam in it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It screws up the value. Everybody's scared of it doesn't know exactly what all you've done and how and what. And it reduces the value. It does not improve. What's so funny? It's like, what, what, what?

[Bobbo]

You sound like you're motocrossing that truck, man. Around the whoopsies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the whoopsies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoops. When about the. I had a boat a few years ago and they had nitrous on it. Mechanic said, take that off. Nobody's going to want to buy this boat from you. Yeah, the boat had nitrous. He's like, man, I'm taking it out of there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a Subaru yesterday, a WRX with a Cobb motor in it, which is a hot rod motor. And it's completely done. The guy spent about 15 grand. I did give more for that car, but it was a 70,000 mile car. It wasn't next to new. But when you have a new vet or something and you can start doing engine mods, you are reducing the value. I don't care who built it. I don't. Well, if Callaway built it, that's one thing. But short of that, you're. You're not doing yourself a veloptoraptor, A Raptor, A Hennessy Raptor. Yes. But off brands on expensive cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, do the cosmetic. What am I getting all geeked out? Yeah, it's very geeked out. It's great. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, people listen to the show, they like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is great.

[Bobbo]

You wanted to listen to the car talk show. This is the car talk show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is the real cartoon. We're not plugging anybody's crap. Yeah, we're not. Hi, this is Butch and this is Fluff. And we're sponsored by BUT S. Chevrolet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crap. Chevrolet and crap Chrysler are the best dealers in the world. They'll take care of you. Jesus himself is going to be on the showroom floor. Ask for Bob and Jesus.

[Bobbo]

And on your way over to delivery, don't forget to take the four star survey. Let them know how they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come home hungry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith, is this 06 Pontiac GTO the goat? Is it modified or is it stock?

[Caller]

Stock it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought the same car last Tuesday for 12 grand. With these miles, same car.

[Caller]

Okay, well, how much is yours? How much is mine? Yeah, you might double that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and I'm gonna click on that one. See, I can't help dreamers. It's not a grand national, dude. It ain't. It's a goat. And it's worth your. Yours may be worth a little more than mine was. I mean, that last one. But it's a mid to low teens car is what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just what it is that they see Bear Jackson. Then they see all these ridiculous money in these cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're an idiot. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

[Bobbo]

Some goats can be delicious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's going to have the car? Still, we had so many cars last week at the auction, we had two lanes running. Turley was on the block on one. And a lot of times, I mean, these cars don't bring what people think, not even close. And sometimes they bring more. And it's our job to know the difference. Sure. 5 real market bring a lot of money. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars right here on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of loving you no pills gonna cure my healing I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happen right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Jefferson Airplane. And we don't have time to play the whole song. Although I'd like to.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's too bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great tune, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Silva.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, that's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Focus St. So that's the turbo focus.

[Caller]

Correct. So the ecoboost.

[John Clay Wolf]

What made you want to buy that car? That's an expensive car for A Focus.

[Caller]

Well, the reason being is because I came from a Miata. I owned a Miata so I wanted to do something more practical. And the Focus fit the description and it's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather and sunroof and navigation and recaro seats?

[Caller]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sir.

[Caller]

It's the base model as it has absolutely no options. I have done some things to it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What did you do?

[Caller]

I added a Cobb short shifter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

To make the, the throw a little bit shorter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And LED lighting throughout the interior. I got it from Diode Dynamics dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's your payoff?

[Caller]

24 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're hammered. I'm not being facetious either. I think it's an 18. I think it's about an $18,000 car.

[Caller]

Really? That's exactly what I got the other place.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long did it take them to come up with that number?

[Caller]

How long did it take them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When you got there before they told you how long? What that it was worth 18. How long did it take?

[Caller]

Well, thankfully I work at a car dealership so you know, I got a little VIP experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. I'm just bragging a bit that you can call into radio show and I hit it right on the nose right out of the gate without all the bs.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, absolutely. You got it right on the nose for sure. And I just want, you know, I was hoping if I can get a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little bit more, I may give 500 more if that will do it. Go to giveme the vin.com I may give even maybe 750 more. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up and if that will buy it, put this will buy it and we'll work and try to buy it. We want to buy them, guys. We don't want to bid them. We will bid them. That's part of the service. But understand we're bidding them to buy them. We want to buy your car. If there's a car deal going down in Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, anywhere. Go to givemetheven.com pennsylvania and check up with us and let us. Hey, I got 18 grand. Will you give more? And we'll damn sure buy them. We'll surprise you. Go to the Better Business Bureau and look up givemetheven.com and look at the reviews. Have you looked lately, Charlie? Oh yeah, we got like. I mean they're, they're. Now that we're asking people for reviews, it's just piling on and it validates what we're doing. People don't believe It. But it's real. What do you think, J.D. absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, Valentine's Day is coming up Tuesday. We've talked about this big. What do you think of when you think of Valentine's Day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Love, maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Candy and fruit and lovely, lovely things you give your wife. Well, actually, it's the busiest day of the year for divorce filings. People seek referrals for divorce. They increase in about 5, 40% this month and the day after. Valentine's Day is the number one day of the year for people, married people, those websites seeking affairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby, I love you. And I'll do something good on Valentine's Day. Just don't leave me. And don't hire. Don't have an affair.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I need to. I'll take Valentine's Day. Scared me straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what happens is people, you know, if you're having a struggling relationship and that all that does is it accentuates the fact that your husband's kind of a slug.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a son of a. Let's play the son of a Spot. We have a slug. We're sponsored by a slug. Nutty Light.

[Bobbo]

When asked why he has bull balls hanging from his bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hitch.

[Bobbo]

He's glad to show you. He's always happy to take out the trash. After which he'll return three hours later, piss drunk. Best excuse for screwing his best friend's girl because. Because she asked him to. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Anheuser Busch, Houston, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk is sitting right over there at the conference table. Get over here, Randy. Get on there with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy today.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. What's on in your world, man?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's been busy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hasn't. Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's Valentine's?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How does that affect me?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got a girlfriend, Jamie?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What'd you get her?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I haven't got her anything yet. It's not the day yet.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Me too.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have a girlfriend?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, yeah. Sharonda.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, Sharonda. See, I didn't know in your world if there were girlfriends and boyfriends or. You know, I keep trying to get.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Her come up here with me sometime, but she's always the depressed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Depressed?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, she got some kind of seasonal thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, seasonal depression. I've got.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She don't come out the tree till June.

[J.D. Ryan]

Till June. Most of the time, doesn't even come out of the tree.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Valentine's a hard time of year for chipmunk, you know, cuz the best thing to get to your girlfriend, right, is fruits. Of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right for you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But you know, in February, there ain't no fruits out there. Which is the reason why a big part of Valentine's for chipmunks, there's knowing where to find fruit in the wintertime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's a good idea.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know where you find them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you find fruit in the wintertime? Yes, I'm gonna say store or something.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, that's stupid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'm sorry.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

At the old folks home.

[J.D. Ryan]

At the old folks? Yeah, they have it there.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's kind of like at the elementary school, you know, halfway to lunch, give them a snack and send them outside for a while. But that don't work with old people. See, they ain't kids. No, I mean, they don't need a break. Their whole life's a break. No, do a puzzle, watch tv, play bingo and take some fruit outside. Yeah, that's where I come in.

[J.D. Ryan]

So there's fruit out. Okay. It's old.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Down here at the Willow Bend home, there's Lady Ms. Beatrice Jones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I've been out there twice a year, every year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Valentine's Thanksgiving, okay, I want to go out. She give me a little something something. Maybe a little dried pineapple.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she leaves it out for you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. The other. The other day I actually got two sliced apples.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two sliced apples and an apricot. That's nice of her.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

For my girl Sharonda.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so Sharonda was happy then? Well, no, still not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, that's what kind of got me, cuz I got home and she's like, oh, that's nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she's depressed.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's almost like I gave her a snuggler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snuggle?

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't want to give a snuggle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snuggies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Snuggies.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, snuggies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't give her that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I said, well, hey, Shronda, what the hell, you know? I mean, they got this apricot and everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, big deal for a chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That squirrel Tyrone, from two, three trees down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, don't tell me.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She said, you gonna get mad about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna show where the cake you gonna what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He give her a whole box of prunes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He gave her a whole box of prunes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm like, son of a. You know where. I mean, where I come in on this thing, you know, Is you is or is you ain't my baby? I Mean by God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Going out gathering nuts all day every day after fighting cats and dogs and pizza delivery drivers. Doing everything I can keep everything going to my house. And while I'm gone, Tyrone ain't got little job. He probably stole those prunes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say, where do you get the prunes?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. How about you stay out of my tree with my woman while I'm gone working? How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Catch me outside.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How about that? You know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, those squirrels, here's what happen. They get. They get happy, they get friendly in your house.

[J.D. Ryan]

I noticed that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. They get familiar with where you keep your whiskey and your nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't get in your house.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I call squirrels still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know because I don't hang.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Out with them anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so. Well, got.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Watch it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope your girlfriend gets in better shape now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a happy Thanksgiving. I mean, Valentine's Day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Cuz that broken heart. I ate your head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Brandy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You hear that story? Oh, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to bid a few cars real quick. 13F150 of FX2. Hey, Joe, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? What city?

[Caller]

North.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Bobbo]

He's not going to tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, does this FX2, this 13 FX2, it's got leather roof and nav.

[Caller]

Oh, correct. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and how many miles?

[Caller]

66,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight cylinder or six? Eight cylinder or six cylinder, eight cylinder. Does 21 grand buy it? Negative, just 22 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No. What buys it closer to 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may be missing it because I'm on. I'm just going off the top of my gut right now. So go to givemetheven.com. put it in there. Close to 24. I'd say 23 and a half is probably right then in your mind. So put it in, in the system and say, hey, I'll sell this fruit to y' all for 20, 23 and a half. John said let him look and I'll email you back this afternoon.

[Caller]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 14 FX4. Sean, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Humboldt, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do you already have a number on this truck that you need to match or is it. What are we trying to get done here?

[Caller]

Well, I'm just trying to look for something, you know, pay it off and then get a little bit towards my trading.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather roof and nav?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Okay. 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got great miles. What color is it? It's black, 9,000 miles on a 14 FX4 with all the gear and 9,000 miles. 35 grand. Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. I mean I know I'm on. If you want to sell it to us, go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. I'm out of time. 50. Hey Joe, this 15 ram 3/4 ton Cummins. I do want to buy it. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up because I'm out of time on the air and I've got to get off in 48 seconds.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you sir. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And the same with this Cody. An 061 ton dually two wheel drive with a buck seventy. If it's nice. It's probably eight grand is my guess. Maybe ten. These two wheel drives bring nothing compared to the four wheel drives. Okay. All right, thanks. Eight hundred, eight hundred radios to call a number or give me the vin.com is really where you need to go. K to 12 EcoBoost. Does it have it's cloth four wheel drive crew cab with one hundred and fifty on. It's like ten grand is what my gut's telling me. Nine to ten grand.

[Caller]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin dot com. Do that. Everybody else we will podcast is on itunes. We're going into our number four. The ones we're losing can grab us off iheartradio or the podcast or 975 in Houston. Jump over there. We'll be back. Just a second. Like permanent.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never saw the Cars in concert.

[Bobbo]

Did you Bob? No, no. I saw them on live aid in 85. You remember live and they were terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, live. They really were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I met Rick in a van one night in Colorado and he was a jerk. We were in a taxi late night.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you ended up in a taxi sexy with Rick Okasic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God. In Aspen. That's where all the stars. That's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Yeah. You almost can't throw a rock without hitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was back in the late 80s or early 90s. And then it was worse back then.

[Bobbo]

And he was not cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was not cool?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he was not cool. I'm sitting there. No. Okay. I'm sitting in the back of a van and we're facing each other.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we're Going to the airport?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's like a bar van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like after hours. So you've been drinking and he's in there. I was young man. I was like 20 or 18. Okay. And I was looking at this guy and he's hanging out with this girl, talking. I said, hey, is your name Rick? I was thinking, is that Rick? Okay, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, hey, is your name Dick? I'm like, no, my name's John. But there's no reason to be a dick, Rick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you say anything? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's magic. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's some candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just a jerk. Karen, Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a weirdo.

[Caller]

Hi. I'm interested in selling my 2006 CLS. Mercedes CLS 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from? Houston. What part of Houston?

[Caller]

Jersey Village.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I call that the. A good zip code. Cars are worth more and less than different zip codes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does? Yeah. It's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

People are different. So cars should be. Yeah. Take better care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it AMG? It's not a 55, it's a 500.

[Caller]

Right, right. It's not an AMG, but it has the AMG body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it's good looking, but the miles are 115. And everything I'm looking at is showing me six to seven grand. Okay, so have you had a. I mean, does seven, does that range buy it?

[Caller]

Quite. Quite possibly. I'm looking to get a newer car, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I just needed to know, you know, what it's worth before I go, you know, get some trade in value that is below what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for seven grand and tell your dealer that you're working with, you've got seven grand with me and we'll buy it as an in and out with them. So. So, so that you. That you can trade it in on our number at 7 and then they can call us. Just go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it from them for 7. And then you'll get the tax credit.

[Caller]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800. 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Do you have another set of headphones for him anywhere? Bob, you said you were drinking yesterday?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I had a great idea, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was your idea?

[Bobbo]

And I do this to Turley a lot on Friday afternoons because he's busy. Turley, Turley. Remember this bit because I'm gonna forget it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you gotta remember, okay, you're just Friday afternoon drinking.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Before we do. Before we do Ramiro Romo, let's, like, let on, like, we're getting in. Like, we're getting a lot of flack, you know, because of the ethnic nature of the bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fact that he's Hispanic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And people are gonna. People are gonna say, hey, you know, are you not gonna do it? We're gonna. No, no, we're gonna do it. When he comes on, he talks like, yes, this is the father of Tony Romo. I tell you many times over, like, we do a total different. Like, we're getting in trouble for it being an ethnic deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What ethnic is that? Iranian?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I don't want to. I don't want to try and appropriate any. Any ethnic culture myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how does he talk?

[Bobbo]

I tell you this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

My son, Tory Romo, can throw the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ball 46 yards in a high tide spiral.

[Bobbo]

He have done it every day since the day Allah brought him into this world.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we are. Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we totally turn changed the ethnicity of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told him when we jumped the shark, that's when we'll do that right there. Hey, dude, that just called in with the 4,000 mile light, and, you know, I accidentally hung up on you. If you're still there, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And I sent my manager an email, said, I'll give you 18,000 for it. So he'll know that. I mean, I hit it hard, but I want to get it bought. I actually think I want to keep it. That's why I actually care. 800-800-7234. Baton Rouge, New Orleans. Lafayette, Houston, Texas. Beaumont, Amarillo, Oklahoma. Wichita Falls, Amarillo, Nash, icon. Fort Smith, Arkansas. Fayette. Up there on the keg. Of course, the Bear listeners in Wichita Falls and Abilene. There's more. I forget. Everyone, we love you all, and we want to hear from y'. All. Open phone lines for the next hour. If you want to call in and. Or ask stupid questions or make stupid comments, feel free. 800, 800 radio, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Louisiana, getting ready for Mardi Gras, even in Baton Rouge. Well, they're gonna have the party in Baton rouge on the 28th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And then Fat Tuesday days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me look it up here. Officially.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never done fun. Yeah, you know, it's. It's sort of like New Year's Eve in New York fun. If you don't mind huge amounts of crowds and drunk people and not really being able to get anything, like, to drink or Eat or bathrooms. Yeah, you'll love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't know about all that, Jamie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to a private party and you're on the balcony, it's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

A private party on the balcony. Correct. But most people don't get that option.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many topless? If you were just going to count them, what do you see?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it just so stupid?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

More than 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes. Constant.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just almost like a topless beach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mardi Gras is Tuesday to the February 20th starts an all day thing. So Mardi Gras 2017 is Tuesday, February 28th. They're counting down the minutes Exactly. On this website, mardi gras new orleans.com. we have 16 days, 12 hours, 47 minutes and 47 seconds. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we did that bit last week. It wasn't even a bit. That story about the guy that I had to steal his leg because he was fooling around with my ex girlfriend. We have it right here. Did you notice it said ex girlfriend?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ex girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, covered. I've had a lot of people talk about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a guy that's a prosthetic manufacturer down in Houston offer to make us a prosthetic leg with our logo on it to put the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to the Jug Wolf Facebook page, the show Facebook page, you'll see a bunch of people posting fake legs.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, your show is hot wind.

[Bobbo]

But they want you to buy them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he wants to make us a prosthetic limb to replace the old school one we have that I stole off the guy. I didn't really steal it off the guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give us the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is I didn't know he had a fake leg. And that's why he didn't run away. Yeah, but someone told me later. So I asked Turley to get on ebay and order a fake leg. What did we get for that thing? 30 bucks. It wasn't much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a Kingsley light foot is what it's called.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when people come to the studio celebrities, we have them sign the leg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it goes along with the story, which is a true story in a sense. How much is a 1959 F100? Hell, I don't know, Mark, how much is a 1959 F100?

[Caller]

I have no idea. That's my question myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose is it?

[Caller]

It's a seller out of Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're looking to buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm considering buying it. It's a fair Condition? Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, the four wheel drive is a key part, you know, probably five grand is my guess. Maybe eight. Just off the top of my head, I had one like that. That was a two wheel drive I gave seven for. But I lost money on it about a year ago and that's my only experience with that truck. But if it's a four wheel drive and it's nice, you know, what are they asking for it?

[Caller]

10.39.503.

[John Clay Wolf]

$4,000?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, if it's a real truck and it's a four wheel drive and you want it, buy it. Absolutely.

[Caller]

Okay. We appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

I found a cherry one here. I mean really cherry for 19. 19, 900.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I had that red one. Do you remember it? Started smoking. We had it forever. I bought it from my good buddies down in Houston. And the motor was bad. The ones you go directly to? Nah, the. The sidebar one. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

Kevin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin, what you got? What you mean? What you doing?

[Caller]

I've got a 2005 GNC 3/4 ton Duramax.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

134,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive, two wheel, two wheel drive. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short?

[Caller]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of a salad? What kind of dressing would you like on your salad? That's what I feel like. I'm taking an order. Is it a crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

It's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Tipton, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 567 grand.

[Caller]

7,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. He didn't hear the five or the six. It just all depends on how nice it is. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up, send us some pictures?

[Caller]

I got more money in it than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everybody does. I mean, here's one thing we all need to establish on this radio program and in life. These cars are depreciating assets. They just are. There's. I mean, it's an expense. It's like having a wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or having kids. It ain't free, it ain't free. It ain't free and it ain't gonna go up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, very, very few cars appreciate value. Very few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very few. If you really want to get a good feeling on depreciation, go grab a new Range rover and put about 70, 000 miles on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

How was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, you know, you'll lose 85 of the value from new. It's the damnedest thing. And the new body, like big body, luxury cars, 7 Series, S Series, they, you know, the higher they start. If you're starting at 100 grand, they're. What do we say we with these junk cars? 100 bucks, right? Okay, so they're all heading to 100 bucks. Yeah, it just depends on how fast they get there. And the higher you start, the harder they're gonna fall because they're all going to 100. I mean 2000s, 430. Right. With 180,000 miles on it. The car costs 74,000 new. I remember back when the new body stock came out. That car runs to the auction, it brings 500 bucks. Jeez. Is what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you've got a Jaguar, you'd have to pay me to come pick it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You hate Jaguars.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new ones are great. The old ones are awful. The Jaguar that you know and love from, from the 80s and 90s in the early 2000s, they're just worthless. Just awful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, was there a year when it turned to get better?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I just quit listening. Okay, I know that, that cuz I've tried them, you know. Oh, this one's only got 50 on. On it. You know when you lose two grand. Good Lord. This one's only got 10 on it. Oh, we only lost a thousand. I mean, I'm sick of them. Yeah, but the new body Jags that like look like they took accents from Maserati and Alpha and all that. Those are great cars. But that old Jag, man, it sucks.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, don't get me wrong, about like 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, where are you at? What city?

[Caller]

I am in? I'm in Keegan, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keegan. Now what, what big city are you near?

[Caller]

Hammond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're what city or what? What station are you listening to is on?

[Caller]

I am listening to 98.1. The Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eagle. The Eagle. So you've never heard us until today? This, this is our.

[Caller]

No, sir, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our maiden voyage down there on the Eagle. How long have you been tuned in this morning?

[Caller]

I've been tuned in since you started talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I started talking at 8am yeah.

[Caller]

That'S about what time I started listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time you what? So do you think we're gonna set well with this, this crowd on the Eagle? You think we fit?

[Caller]

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I liked it because it's a Walton Johnson station for many years and we kind of have that same edgy smart ass stick and I think that's what you guys like.

[Caller]

Well, W and J has always been hot down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And with you coming on and you have willing to help people out like you are, this is really going to sit well down here. And I've got. I'm sitting at a convenience store right now and there's. There's four people in the parking lot listening to you right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's talk about your truck. You've got a 10 Ram. Is it a SLT?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the 20 inch wheels or the 18s?

[Caller]

It's got the 20s. I put them on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they factory or aftermarket?

[Caller]

They're aftermarket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it a big motor, the Hemi or the. The smaller one?

[Caller]

It's got the 4 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're sure it's an SLT and not a ST?

[Caller]

It might be an ST.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bid it as an ST. When you send, when you send the VIN and the pictures over. If it's an slt, I'm give you more. Is it average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the grill chrome or like plastic? Black?

[Caller]

It's craze chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have power windows and locks?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's an automatic and it's a crew cab, right?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big back door or small back door? Cuz there's two versions, big back doors. Okay doors. Even if it's an ST, it's still worth a little 10 to 11 grand. Is it? I'm thinking 11 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you want to sell it or you just checking in?

[Caller]

No, I. I'm wanting to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 11 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then go to givemethevin.com, put the VIN number in and send us some pictures and we'll verify the bid. Make sure it's got a clean carfax, didn't get hit by a damn bus and everybody died. That was inside of it and rebuilt by a bunch of Mexicans.

[Caller]

That's a Louisiana tradition.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, I know, that's why I gotta ask. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's verify it. I'll get it bought and my pickup ham and actually I know a guy in Hammond, so I can probably just do the deal there and have FedEx the check to their business and you meet them over there and we'll do the swap. Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Manny, can you, can you mic Manny up?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's miked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just get rid of Manny. Every time I use the word Mexican, you get mad at me. No, I'm Just joking with you. Is. Is Mexican. I don't understand why Mexican is turning into a bad word. I mean, what. Get me politically correct. No, I'm kidding. No, no, I need to be politically correct. Yeah. I have to give you a hard time. I mean, if. If I can't say Mexican, can I say American? Can I say Mexican American? Do I need to say Latino? Do I need to say Hispanic? Well, you know, I've always viewed you.

[Caller]

As a dirty white boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the right way? Teach me the way. Teach me the way. Hispanic would probably be. I don't need your Jewy white butt telling me how to be a Mexican. I need the Mexican to tell me how to talk about Mexicans. How do you do it? Yeah, Hispanic is fine. Hispanic is fine. Mexican American's fine. Yeah. But if you're Mexican, Mexican like Mexico. I think Mexican's okay if you're in Mexico, but if you're over here. Yeah. No, you can't do it. That's the deal over here. That's the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't say Mexican American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can say Mexican American, but if you're Mexican and you're over here and you just say Mexican, then it's bad. Oh, is that right? I mean, you know, what, do you consider yourself an Anglo Saxon? I've been called a lot of things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't really consider myself anything Anglo. Aren't you? I'm like gender neutral as Diablo. There's no true American other than the Native American. This is a good point. This is a very good point. Are you a Native American? No. Are you sure? I could be. You never know if you want me to be. I do. We'll be back in a minute with more of the our Saturday morning Diddy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're going to get into more political correct talk here after these messages and music.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back, honky cat better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck waves out. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Right here on your country leader, Ozzy Osbourne. Mama, I'm coming home. Blake. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Patterson, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Patterson. What big city is that near?

[Caller]

Oh, Lafayette. Between Lafayette and Morgan city.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm familiar. Are you listening to us on the country station or the rock station?

[Caller]

Rock station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Alrighty. So let's start at the top here. We've got a 15 Chevy diesel crew cab. Is a long bed.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather roof and navigation? Leather.

[Caller]

Navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather and navigation. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

One ton or three quarter? 25. 2500. Okay. And is it. It's a four wheel drive. Of course. I mean you couldn't.

[Caller]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd lose your Louisiana card if it wasn't a four wheel drive. Now is it. Is it an LT or an ltz?

[Caller]

Lt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a silver truck, long bed, four wheel drive. It's got the smaller wheels is what I'm guessing.

[Caller]

No, it's got a 5 inch lift with 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. He is from Louisiana. I like it. All right. That actually helps that long bed. Calm down if that makes any sense. It doesn't. The long bed doesn't look as long with a lift. Does it have.

[Caller]

What are you calling a long bed? The eight foot or the six and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

The eight foot.

[Caller]

Okay. It's got a six and a half because now you got the five and a half. Which to me, it shouldn't even call it a truck, but anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

El Camino. Okay, so you got a short bed in my world, but it's. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

10,000 miles lifted, no roof, no nav. It's got nav nav leather, big lift. How many miles will the tires. Okay. No, I'm just talking to myself thinking I want to be bid this thing right. I want to buy it. Do you have a title to it or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

It's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is the payoff More than 38,000? Oh, yeah. How much is the payoff?

[Caller]

About 46.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will not be able to get there. But. But I. But with the lifts, the 38 is about right. With the duh duh. Add 3,000 for the lift. I'm. I think I'm a 41 grand buyer.

[Caller]

Actually. It's my son's truck. I'm calling for him. He was, he's was out of a job, so he was thinking about getting rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he have the money to. Or do y'. All. Can y' all bust him out of the loan from 41? Can y' all make up the difference between the payoff and the 41,000?

[Caller]

Yeah, but he's not. We're not gonna let it go for 41.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

At least a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I won't be able to get there, but it sure sounds pretty and I appreciate your phone call.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now, do you notice I've worked all these states for years. Why are the people in Louisiana so cool? The ones in Oklahoma are so mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

That does seem to be the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no doubt. Yeah, there's no doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just chill.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think Louisiana and Texas are, are feel like they're one in the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

More chill. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Oklahoma, I think the football is a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there may be an Indian problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. The Red Rivers is a border.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I went to Oklahoma and I opened Wolf Chevrolet by the Windstar, I was in the dealer council for a citation up in Oklahoma City City maybe three weeks after I got started for.

[J.D. Ryan]

A citation for advertising.

[John Clay Wolf]

Citation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were just pounding me, my little Texas ass with Oklahoma rules. And the dealer board was full of old school new car dealers three generations old from Oklahoma. And they were not. I was not welcome at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No good old boy club.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was nothing I was going to do. Right. If I did it and they did it, I was wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. I got out of that deal about as quick as I could. Sure. I sold it to Clay Cooley actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. Yep, I sure did. Good morning, you're on the air. Who this be?

[Caller]

This is Marty Bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Marty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you from, Marty?

[Caller]

I'm from St. Franceville, Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You can tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to these accents. I love it. All right, what, what, what you got?

[Caller]

I got a 14 Nissan SL. 4 wheel drive, full bed nav, leather sunroof, every bell and whistle. You can have Nissan. I got 40, 45,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But you I didn't catch. Is it a. Is it a Frontier?

[Caller]

Yes, Frontier. Nissan Frontier. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel, four wheel drive V6.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's SL. Now let's four wheel drive. Does it have a. Let me start over. Four wheel drive. Leather or clothes?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof or slick top?

[Caller]

Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 45. Okay, you got a $21,000 truck.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it to me, go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in and I never ask about carfaxes and accident in history and all that. That's why I need the VIN numbers, cuz I can pop it up and look and.

[Caller]

Yeah, I understand, but I. I owe more than that.

[Bobbo]

I'm just looking.

[Caller]

I'm just looking to get rid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Probably 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing is. Do you have. Do you have a paid up insurance policy?

[J.D. Ryan]

John Inappropriate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just asking a qu. It was a very open question. Does the man have insurance on his, his vehicle?

[Caller]

Okay, yes, I do. It's just got too many bells and whistles. I don't need it. Yeah, the only reason I bought it because it had the long bed and the two wheel drives they had didn't have a long bed. So I just want to get rid of it. If you, you know, get out from under is all I'm trying to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 21, maybe 22 buyer. That's the money on it. No BS. That's exactly what the market is on the wholesale level, on the high end of the wholesale level. And if you want to write a check to make up the difference, I'll buy it. But I mean that's a big, big check to. Right?

[Caller]

Yes, a big check to write. Okay. I appreciate it, Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cash me outside.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

What?

[Bobbo]

Stop that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't play it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Lick me where I fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lick me where.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did you pull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that JD's voice?

[Show Announcer]

What was I talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I know what it was, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 06 ridgeline with 200. 06 ridgeline with 200 is worth two or three grand.

[Caller]

Okay, well I really like that new Ridge line and I just want to know what, what to expect for trade in if I take it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Denham Springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's in Louisiana. I know where Denim Springs is. Cool, man.

[Caller]

Yeah. You know where that's at?

[John Clay Wolf]

So is this the first day you've ever heard us?

[Caller]

First day. I was just so impressed with the state with your, your, your. I just had to call. I've never called any stations. But man, I heard you. I said I think I can get in. And sure enough, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so.

[Caller]

Well, we appreciate you taking me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do the car thing, but we aim to entertain. I hope we're keeping you entertained.

[Caller]

Well, you know what? I tell you what. I think for the people who are motorheads, they're not going to change the channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 723. What's up with Arkansas? Are we not even on in Arkansas? My God. Is anybody on in Arkansas? Can we do an air check in Arkansas? 800-800-7234 for 800-800-Radio. Let me know if we're on in Arkansas. I know that we're not on ESPN right now in Houston because the A and M games on and we're. They're going to rebroadcast this this afternoon. So. Arkansas. Yeah. All the smaller markets. We're all you right now because we're off the big market. So we're not loaded up with phone calls. We have plenty of space on the old phone call board. 800-800-RADIO. Or give me the VIN.com.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the headlines?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you. Have you heard of that? That Cash me out there outside girl was kind of a big deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you know about who I'm talking about Girl and her mom. This came out this week. Would you ever figure she'd have any kind of issues with the police?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the mom or the girl?

[J.D. Ryan]

The girl.

[Bobbo]

Both.

[J.D. Ryan]

Both of them turned out this week. The Cash me outside girl and her mom had the cops at their house 51 times in the last 12 months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

The numbers are shocking. February 19th to February 8th. Of 17 domestic incidents 10 times. Runaway, missing juvenile, 7 times. Verbal threats to the cops, 7 times. And he goes on and on and on and on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you don't have a drop, do you, Turl?

[J.D. Ryan]

The cash me outside chick? No, I'm funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard it, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, cash me outside. How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

How about she was on with Dr. Phil or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like a year ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Catch me outside. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then somebody did catch her outside and beat the the hell out of her. Girls did. Have you seen that one?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I haven't seen that video.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got caught outside. How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Could you just imagine?

[John Clay Wolf]

She did. She did. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All? Good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling for Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. Loud and clear. Huh?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2014 Jeep Willys 2 door.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 door what do you want for it? Let's change the rule. Really?

[Caller]

What do I want for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take for it? I don't care what you want for it. What will you take for it?

[Caller]

I take 25 for a two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catch me outside. Catch me outside. I lost that one. How about that? Cash me outside. Who's this? Hello? It's you. Who's this?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, can you hear me? Yeah, my name is Joe Griffith. You want to radio check out Arkansas? I hear you loud and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loud, clear. We haven't been buying any cars at Arkansas lately. I don't know what's up. Do y' all hate us or something?

[Caller]

No, I love the dang show. If you want to laugh, I got something you'd probably play the Johnny Cash song for. Okay, I got an 06 Scion XA.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

140.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. No, no, no. It ain't me, babe.

[Caller]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this?

[Caller]

Yeah, this is Bobby Dupre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you at, Bobby Dupre?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

You bet you're on there.

[Caller]

Clinton, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clinton, Louisiana. I don't know where that is. What's. What city is that near?

[Caller]

It's up north from Baton Rouge, almost in the Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

2006 Chrysler Sebring with aftermarket rims and new motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many, how many miles?

[Caller]

The body's got like 150 something on it, but the motor's got less than 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I think I'm gonna let Johnny Cash bet it.

[Caller]

It ain't me, baby. No, no, no. It ain't me, babe. It ain't me. You're looking more baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, you got us in Arkansas?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Listen, in West Fork, is that on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Fort Smith station or the Fayetteville station?

[Caller]

I believe the Fayetteville station, it's 98.3 the keg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this your first Saturday? Listen to us.

[Caller]

Oh, God, no. I. I moved up here in September. I've been listening to you guys ever since. I Drive for FedEx.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your favorite part of our show?

[Caller]

Oh, my God. All the. The bitch you guys do are hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can thank Mr. Bob for that because he's the genius with all the voices. It ain't me, it's him. Speaking of Britney. No, Hannah the stripper. Our in house stripper Hannah.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're getting ready to hit a break. She is still here.

[J.D. Ryan]

She is.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. She's all. She's all torqued up on Something. She's been up all night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Money. She came back from the Super Bowl.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Ambitious young lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did you make working the super bowl last week?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I think it was something like $41,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

In a week?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Maybe it's a whole week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you sell your body whole week?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

N.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you make that much money?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I d. Electric.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to do with all that money?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Well, I need to buy some clothes.

[J.D. Ryan]

$41,000.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I'm going to get a cotton patch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

And get a chicken fried steak and take it home for my dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Have you ever seen my dog?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Look, here's a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cute.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Is it cute? Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know, you're not going to be this cute ten years from now. You're not gonna look like this, living this lifestyle.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're just. You're gonna wear out. You're gonna get haggard.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Honey, how old do you think I am?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're. You're 32. How old are you?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I'm 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, see, I mean, you're a good 32.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's still an insult.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So with all this money you're making, what are you gonna do with it? What are you gonna do with the rest of your life once you can't dance anymore?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Well, I'm gonna pay my bills.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

And take care of my dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you gonna work in 10 years?

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I can't wait till a new Kanye album comes out. I'm gonna buy a new stereo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've gotta go to break.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

I'm gonna have speakers on my balcony.

[John Clay Wolf]

And rock out, Hannah. We'll be back in a minute.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

It's America.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them to go to giveen.com.

[Hannah (In-house stripper)]

Go to givemetheven.com and look at this.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not, and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in n out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years. And we're the best in the business.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Bob O. Turley and myself, segment number whatever. At the end of the day, we've got 15 minutes left, party's over. We're gonna play that game white, black, Latino or other as we do JD Reason news stories and we guess is the subject matter white people, black people, Latino people or other. Before we do that, I want to bit of car for Cody. Cody, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good God. What city?

[Caller]

I'm in Garfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it near?

[Caller]

It's in northwest Arkansas, near Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's tons of money up in northwest Arkansas. Y' all got nice cars up there. I've been up there. I mean, that Rogers area, all that Walmart country. We should be buying cars left and right out of there because we can pay more for that nice stuff than they will. Explore, explore, explore, explore. Let me find it. I'm gonna look this up. So is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

That's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a six cylinder? Yes. Or an eight?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Limited xlt. Which one?

[Caller]

I think it's the xlt.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it has roof and nav. And leather.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got the big roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The two panels doesn't say limited on the ass end of it. Do you think it says xlt?

[Caller]

Well, it might be limited. I'm driving it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hit it at 15 grand over the air. And I think it's a limited, which is worth more because I've never seen an Explorer with a piano roof. That's an xlt. Panoramic roof is what we call that. So if you, if you're, if you're serious about selling it, go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number, push a couple pictures in that vin. My system will bust the VIN and tell me exactly what it is and then we'll email you an offer. I, I think it's worth more than 15 because I think you've got more card than that. But I've got to get the VIN to know.

[Caller]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, later.

[Caller]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ready to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have any game show music? Definitely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything to win?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we have anything to win?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

French motocross tickets. Oh, I want them all.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got them all. All right, here we go. So this one starts out in Ardmore, Oklahoma. 45 year old Indian, 45 year old Lamon. Swanson. Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got in some trouble.

[J.D. Ryan]

Swanson tried to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sanford and Son had a Lamont, Vermont, so I'm leaning African American, but go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to buy some girl scout cookies. That shouldn't be a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds pretty white. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

So far. But he tried to buy it with some vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sounds like an Indian.

[J.D. Ryan]

He offered to trade. Are you sure you want to do this? He offered to trade vodka for the girl Scout.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like a Muslim.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then he turned out not to even have the vodka on him. But he was drunk, so the cops in Ardmore arrested him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the question is white, black, Latino or other, right? Okay, my vote is white. What is yours? Manny?

[J.D. Ryan]

White?

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo.

[Bobbo]

Was there a chicken fight going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Charlie, what do you. What? What's your choice?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Caucasian vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Vodka is a white person drink, I would say. Janie, what's the answer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Vodka is correct. White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Florida man was not a murderer. And he got off the murder charges this week because he was actually helping his sister with her vajayjay.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Somebody said.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does vajayjay and murder have to do with one another?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm about to tell you if you'll shut up long enough. Basically, somebody said. Somebody said that he was involved in a drive by shooting, but the police and the talk to the paramedics and they backed up the fact that he was on a different side of town, taking his sister to the gynecologist because she was having problems for JJ issues. And so he got off the murder charges.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's in Florida. This is pretty hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna make it harder with no names?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not giving you the name. Yeah, even I told you where he was from.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on. So a guy was getting accused of murder, but he was at the doctor. He was at the doctor's office with his sister.

[J.D. Ryan]

They backed it up. He actually got charges filed against him for murder.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a witness, a guy getting assumed that he was involved in a crime. You got to go with black, right?

[Bobbo]

I don't know black. Sorry, cop, but my sister needs a nose job.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know where that's from.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the answer, Jay?

[J.D. Ryan]

And the answer is Latino. And finally, a South Florida woman claims she was kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight because of the way she dressed. She was showing too much clean cleavage on this flight from New Orleans to Fort Lauderdale. The airline said actually no, she was accused. Accused of being intoxicated. But everyone around her Said no. They asked her several times to cover up and even gave her a blanket. Still kicked her off the airplane. Was she white, black or Latino?

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Rican.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely not white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man, I was just dreaming she was a Puerto Rican, huh? And kicked her off.

[J.D. Ryan]

They get girls off the flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was visualizing a really attractive Puerto Rican. You just ruined it for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

Me too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I could lie.

[Caller]

Do you have a picture of her?

[J.D. Ryan]

I. I had one, but I didn't bring it. I'm sorry. But they were very, very much showing and they were very beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a Cajun?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, it was just a white lady. She was about 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the difference between a white lady and a Cajun?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't really know.

[John Clay Wolf]

One cook. One that can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, one can cook spice. I'll say spice. And ladies, if this is not part of the game, but if you want to get in Mick Jagger and Keith Richards pants, you can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Someone call in and explain the difference between regular white and Cajun white. I'd like to know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even though Mick Jagger 73, most people probably don't want to get in his pants, but you can do it. A pair of his sage green velvet pants are going up for auction. They start at 1, start at 10,000 bucks and they go up from there for actually worn by him and Keith Richards. You can go to our auction. Yeah, they're very kind of by. Yes, everyone in that band was sort of friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now Keith is a baby daddy at 72.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you believe that? Yeah, he's 73 now, but yeah, he's have still. He's still popping him out, but I guess with his money you pay people to take care of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's got a 90 Mustang Fox body with 70. Is it a LX or is it a GT?

[Caller]

It the GT.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? 70,000 miles. Okay. How long have you owned it?

[Caller]

Actually I bought it about three months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you give?

[Caller]

Well, I actually traded a one ton Dodge for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you figure it out when you traded it?

[Caller]

I was figuring probably about 45, maybe 600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Oh, hell, I. To see what it was actually worth, you know, if it was really worth it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if, if it was, do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Possibly, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Cuz I mean I. I buy cars and, and I'd like to buy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Can you go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures of this little baby.

[Caller]

Why sure.

[Bobbo]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you located?

[Caller]

Out of Elkins. Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, we've got a we've got to drive crew. How far is that from Fayetteville?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm about 15 minutes from Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I got a guy up in Fayetteville. I could fedex him the money and you could take it over to him and swap title and car for money. Alrighty.

[Caller]

I'll get all that to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin dot com. Those cars can be worth it or they can. It just all depends on how nice they are on these old cars. Now this isn't right, Michael. This vet doesn't have 240,000 miles. He wrote that down wrong.

[Caller]

You do. No, no, it really does, man. And believe it or not, I bought a new one. I drive them as company cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of work are you in? A strip club? Manager?

[Caller]

No, no, it's the oil field, buddy. It's terrible right now. And by the way, I'm glad you finally got the Cajuns or coon asses in there because I was feeling discriminated against.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're a. What is your job in the oil field?

[Caller]

I figure out how much oil and gas they have in the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you drive around site to site in a Corvette. I mean if that isn't Louisiana or Oklahoma, what is. My God. Has it got a lift on it?

[Caller]

No, I did, you know, I took the lift kit off. Actually. Somebody made one of those. A four wheel drive in Lake Charles, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think this car is worth 5,000, 4,000. 5,000, you know.

[Caller]

Yeah, I understand that. I bought a new Z06. I think I'll just keep this one. You need to go drive the new Z06.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. I've had a bunch of them. They're unbelievable. But this car with 240 just. Oh my God. What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I've got an offer at 14 and I'm going to take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa, whoa. Timeout with 240.

[Caller]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

240.

[Caller]

The car is clean. It's had every 3,000 miles mobile one's been put in it. This. The car is just tight as can be. Believe it or not, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they can't come up with the money and they can just come up with half of it, I suggest you owner finance the second half. I could never ever, ever, ever, ever even price that car near that with those miles.

[Caller]

Oh, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're good. Thank you, sir. Ben. Good morning. Here on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller]

What's the difference between regular white people and Cajun women? Yes, we're a little bit darker outside a lot and drink a lot more, cook better, have a lot more fun. Love the women. The mix of all the Spanish, French and creole and Indian makes for some beautiful women. Okay, a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've thought that the prettiest Cajun women are the. The 10%, the 5% of the prettiest ones are the prettiest women ever. Ray, do you agree with his synopsis?

[Caller]

Yeah, he was pretty close. It's primarily the French heritage, but it can be some creole in Spanish as well. But, yeah, Cajun women are usually really, really, really pretty. They're a little darker skin. Usually, like not a blonde with blue eyes and fair skin. A little darker skin, a little darker hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the cooking and the man handling, is it better?

[Caller]

Oh, way, way, way better. The Cajun women bring the spice on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. We got to go, man. We're out of here. Podcast is on itunes. See you next Saturday. Thank you. See by. Locker out. I'm out.

[Bobbo]

Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

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