The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #83 (February 12, 2026)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe (JCW)
Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, Randy the Chipmunk, Hannah (in-house stripper)
Episode Theme: Cars, sports, Super Bowl afterglow, wild stories, and a lively community — all with the show’s signature blend of raw humor, audience antics, and unfiltered banter.

Episode Overview

This episode brings together everything listeners expect from The John Clay Wolfe Show: a blend of irreverent car talk, wild stories, playful rants, and raucous audience interactions. JCW and crew riff on everything from underwear fashion and Supercross tickets to risqué dip-spit horror stories and over-the-top buy/sell car antics. Along the way, they spark cultural conversations, poke fun at current events, and feature recurring comedy characters — all while fielding live calls to appraise cars and sell tickets, keeping energy and humor high.

Key Segments and Discussion Points

1. Morning Chaos & Studio Energy

• Time: 01:11–02:39
• JCW arrives in boxers, setting a “no Fs given” tone. The crew jokes about comfort, dress codes, new security guard, and their relaxed approach to life and work.
  • Quote: “It just shows how many Fs I give.” (John Clay Wolfe, 01:37)
  • J.D. is wearing a swimsuit, Bobbo’s in PJs — they commiserate about caring less as they get older.

2. Supercross & Motocross Ticket Antics

• Time: 02:04–07:59, 18:51–22:38, throughout
• Supercross at AT&T Stadium is the day’s big event. JCW has extra tickets and invents a “best motocross sound effect” contest for listeners.
  • Sound contest explained, culminating in hilarious listener attempts and on-air judging.
  • Quote: “Call in, give me your run through of the track. Straight, left, whoops, triple. And then the best wins.” (JCW, 07:59)
  • Notable calls: Katie from Houston (13:02, her sound effects), Robert from McKinney (19:29, “That’s pretty good!”), Donnie from Burleson (20:40, channeling authentic motocross jargon), and an in-house challenge for Hannah the stripper.

3. Car Calls & Wheelin’ & Dealin’

• Time: Throughout; notable at 08:26–17:45, 31:42–34:49, 55:31–62:49
• Callers present vehicles for instant appraisal (“bidding sessions”).
• JCW doles out ballpark figures and negotiation tactics on trades, including classic trucks, performance cars, and even grandpa’s old Mercury.
• Memorable buying showdown: Caller sets an asking price, JCW counters, sometimes flipping to negotiation, sometimes riffing about used cars depreciating like spouses.
  • Quote: “These cars are depreciating assets. It’s like having a wife.” (JCW, 111:36)
• Quick-hit segment at [55:31] features rapid-fire bidding.

4. Motocross Sound Contest — Highlights & Community

• Time: 08:31–15:17, 18:51–22:26, 27:38–29:59
• Listeners call in with creative/brutal imitation motorcycle noises, competing for tickets:
  • Highlights include sound effects compared to vacuum cleaners, barking dogs, or epic fails — JCW’s candid, sometimes off-color reactions add flavor.
  • Quote: “That sounded like a dog getting raped anally.” (JCW, 14:25)
• Eventually, JCW moves contest to the show’s Facebook page for video submissions — “let the listeners vote” for the winner.

5. Hannah the In-House Stripper: Super Bowl Earnings and Life Advice

• Time: 23:04–24:49, 131:00–132:39
• Hannah shares her exploits working Super Bowl week — $41,000 in a week “just dancing.”
  • JCW presses about future plans, how long she can keep up the lifestyle, and delivers a moment of real talk with a touch of affectionate ribbing.

6. Sports Banter: Super Bowl Talk & Celebrity Gossip

• Time: 35:06–37:43, 47:37–48:58, 75:45–79:28
• Crew commiserates over the Falcon’s collapse and Tom Brady’s comeback.
  • Quote: “Tom Brady is a freak. He’s going to come back and win this. Like he always does. And it’s going to make me mad.” (JCW, 36:25)
• Fake guest segments — “Antonio Romo” (Tony Romo’s ‘father’), Rush Limbaugh, and Randy the Chipmunk — layer in satire and surreal comedy.
• Bobbo tells a wild (clearly fictional) story of Tiger Woods, Red’s Apple Ale, and a royal brawl in Dubai.

7. Dip Stories — Listener Tales of Chewing Tobacco Gone Wrong

• Time: 59:40–74:23
• Listeners share legendary dip/chewing tobacco spit accidents, including drinking from the wrong bottle and nasty spittoon mishaps.
  • Quote: “It hit the window and it came off the window. It hit me all over, and it just, you know, striped me with his spit.” (JCW, 60:17)
  • The grossest: a woman unknowingly slams back a community spit cup at a bar (67:29–67:47).

8. Car Advice for Gearheads

• Time: 84:48–87:17
• JCW shares crucial tips on modifying diesel trucks, Corvettes, and Mustangs — when mods kill value vs. help.
  • Quote: “If you delete your exhaust... if you do that to a rig that’s in warranty, I’m like four grand, three grand lighter on my bid... don’t do that until you get it out of warranty.” (JCW, 85:28)

9. Political Correctness, Regional Stereotypes, Cajun vs. White, & Call-In Culture

• Time: 116:18–117:56, 139:12–144:17
• The crew tackles regional and ethnic language, poking fun at their own terminology.
• Listeners sound off on the difference between “regular white” and “Cajun white” women, celebrating southern diversity.
  • Quote: “It's a lot more fun. Love the women. The mix of all the Spanish, French and Creole and Indian makes for some beautiful women.” (Caller Ben, 143:20)

10. Rapid Fire: “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” Game

• Time: 133:52–139:13
• JD presents wacky news stories; crew guesses ethnicity by “flavor” of the scenario (vodka for girl scout cookies; murder alibi via gynecologist’s office; woman booted from flight for excessive cleavage).

11. Recurring Comedy Bits and Sponsor Parodies

• Time: Multiple segments
• Satirical ads for “Natty Light Tall Boy” and “son of a bitch” spots lampoon blue-collar archetypes.
• Quote: “He is the world’s biggest son of a… Hey man, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty like tall boy.” (Bobbo, 30:31, several more times)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John on letting go:
  “It just shows how many Fs I give.” [01:37]

• On car buying:
  “If we don’t beat CarMax, we owe you a hundred dollars for the look.” [34:49]

• On Supercross contest:
  “Give me your run through of the track. Straight, left, whoops, triple. And then the best wins.” [07:59] “That sounded like a dog getting raped anally.” [14:25]

• Hannah the Stripper’s haul:
  “What’d you come home with?”
  “$41,000.” [23:25–23:28]

• Super Bowl bitterness:
  “Tom Brady is a freak. He’s going to come back and win this. Like he always does. And it’s going to make me mad.” [36:25]

• On vehicles vs. relationships:
  “These cars are depreciating assets. It’s like having a wife.” [111:36]

Timeline of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | Summary | |------------|---------------------|---------| | 01:11 | Studio banter | JCW in boxers — relaxed, irreverent energy set | | 02:04–07:59| Supercross sweepstakes | Explain contest, sound effect challenge, calls for entries | | 08:26–17:45| Car appraisals/calls| Live bidding, buying strategy, playful negotiation | | 18:51–22:38| Motocross call-ins | Listener sound performances, JCW as judge | | 23:04–24:49| Hannah’s SB earnings| Stripper stories, $41,000 week, honesty about the job | | 35:06–37:43| Super Bowl analysis | Host’s emotional ride, Tom Brady “freak” rant | | 47:37–48:58| Satirical news bash | “Rush Limbaugh” and current events parody | | 59:40–74:23| Dip accident stories| JCW’s own, listeners’ horror stories, gross-out humor | | 84:48–87:17| Car geekery | When mods hurt value (exhaust, cams, etc) | | 116:18–117:56| Language/culture | “Mexican,” “Hispanic,” and PC talk | | 139:12–144:17| Cajun vs. White | Listener input on Cajun/white women, regional loves |

Tone & Language

The episode’s language is candid, irreverent, blue-collar, and quick with a punchline. The tone stays loose, playful, and at times chaotically energetic, perfectly matching JCW’s “you can do it in your underwear” spirit. The hosts are unfiltered but foster a real sense of community, welcoming regional and outsider callers with a mix of ribbing and warmth. Ridiculous characters and sponsor lampoons round out the fun.

For New Listeners — Why Tune In?

• Want to sell a car? You’ll get actionable advice, straight-shooting, and a show willing to outbid the competition on air.
• Love off-the-cuff humor? From motocross noises to dip disasters, nothing is off-limits and everything’s on the table.
• Fan of irreverent Americana? This is American culture, unvarnished — cars, music, sports, and all the wild stories you could want.
• Like a little chaos with your commerce? JCW’s team expertly wrangles weird call-ins, real deals, and fake news with equal skill.

Listen for:

• Hilarious “sell us your car” exchanges: [10:25], [33:04], [34:49], [55:31], [62:49], [84:44]
• Motocross contest caller moments: [13:17], [19:29], [20:40]
• Hannah the stripper’s stories: [23:04], [131:15–132:39]
• Dip disaster calls: [59:40], [67:29], [72:11]
• Satirical sponsor/character bits: [30:31], [53:05], [94:08]
• Cajun/white women regional banter: [143:20]

In short:
This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe — raw, unfiltered, and all-around fun. Whether you tune in for hard car deals, wild call-in contests, or wild Americana, you’ll get a Saturday morning fix you can enjoy in your underwear.