#84 John Clay Wolfe Show 02/18/2017

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #84 (02/18/2017)

Podcast Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, John Clay Wolfe and his cast of characters blend talk radio with wild banter, cars, sports, pop culture, irreverent humor, and good ol’ Saturday morning mayhem. The show’s core is “bidding cars live” for GiveMeTheVIN.com, but branches out into discussions about music, politics, sex, drugs, rock & roll, current events, and outrageous listener calls. The episode is packed with off-the-wall segments, sharp Texas/Oklahoma ribbing, and audience participation games, fueling the anything-goes spirit that defines the John Clay Wolfe Show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Live Car Bidding and Automotive Marketplace

• Ongoing Theme: Live, rapid-fire car bidding forms the backbone of the show. Listeners call in to get instant offers on their vehicles, sparking back-and-forth negotiations and often hilarious detours.

• Car Market Insights: They discuss seasonality (tax refund season means higher bids), market trends, factors influencing used car values, and how “junk” or high-mileage cars are often a losing proposition for dealers.

  • “I'm just looking at actual sale results around the country at dealer auctions.” – John (139:13)

• Notable Bids:

  • 2015 Dodge Laramie 2500: Caller asks $50K for a lifted truck; John offers $40K-$45K, explains how add-ons may not yield big premiums (06:06).
  • 2012 BMW 550: “How much will you sell it for?” John pegs the number between $19K and $21K (32:06).
  • 2000 Chevy S-10 Blazer: “It's my everyday driver.” John offers $2,500—“It ain't me, babe.” (95:40)
  • 16 Corvette, BMW M4, Nissan Titan Diesel: Higher-end rides bidded live, reflecting keen national market watching (128:19, 130:08, 138:14).

• CarMax Challenge: John reiterates his company’s bold offer—if they can’t beat your official CarMax offer, they’ll pay you $100 (83:01).

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2. Comedy, Improv, and Show Characters

• Recurring Bits:

  • “Black, White, Latino or Other” Game: Listeners and cast guess the race/ethnicity based on news stories, often dancing at the edge of political correctness (24:05, 26:36, 39:00, 140:32).
  • Axl Rose Impression: John and crew bring a raucous, over-the-top Axl Rose to “bid” on cars and comment on world events (01:50–03:09).
  • Randy the Chipmunk: Absurdist animal banter, including crazy squirrel stories and “nut broker” economics (43:01–45:34).

• Memorable Moments:

  • “You know, 40 grand is coming to mind.” (06:02)
  • “You just lost another listener.” – Bob O, as John skewers Oklahomans (05:41)
  • Caller offers a time-capsule 2000 Dodge 2500 diesel with only 2,500 miles; John: “What's the desirability on the body style that old in a two wheel drive?” (123:04–126:31)

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3. Texas vs. Oklahoma Rivalry

• Running Gag: Extended jabs at “mean” Oklahomans and the notion that their land and women are “old and hard.”
  • “Well, if you're in Oklahoma it's called splitting wood because the women are old and hard. Huh. But down here in Texas, it's still called splitting tail.” (05:30)
• John humorously lowballs Oklahoma car offers, drawing mock-offense and playful calls from Oklahoma listeners (05:41, 47:49).

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4. Bull-Riding Ticket Giveaways: Name the Show Bull

• Listener Engagement: Throughout the show, callers and Facebook followers submit creative names for the show’s “bull” for a PBR rodeo event.
  • Top picks: Hugh Heer, Sir Loin, Tony Romo, The Vindicator, Wolfie (34:02, 35:07, 37:04, 97:18).
  • Winner: “Jim O’Connor, who came up with the sparkling fantastic name 'Hugh Heer.' That’s going to be our show bull name…” (97:23)

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5. Pop Culture, News, and Satire

• Music and Entertainment: Snippets of rock classics, deep-digs into band trivia, and wild tales about concerts. Bob O answers music trivia, e.g., Joe Walsh, Chicago, Peter Cetera (31:24+, 91:49+, 92:34).
• Samsung Smart TV Eavesdropping: Turley relays a story—Samsung warns not to discuss personal info in front of smart TVs. Joke follows about using your TV as a mirror and privacy paranoia (14:46–16:38).
• Top 10 Fake Internet Stories: Satirically presented list includes fake names, outlandish urban legends, and media gullibility (68:33–70:11).
• “Drunk Trump” Audio: Skewers Donald Trump’s press conferences with comic “drunk” edits and Rush Limbaugh impressions (59:36–63:42).

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6. Politics, Satire, and Listener Calls

• Open Political Banter: The cast debates President Trump’s style, Russia, the role of idealists in office, concerns about media and administration communications (97:42–99:36, 114:00+).
• Listener Participation:
  • Louisiana Liberal “Snowflake Dave” calls in, pokes fun at Oklahoma, brings up fracking and earthquakes (16:49–17:21).
  • Fools Roll Organizer describes the zany $2K car road rally from Austin to Vegas—combining Cannonball Run antics with charitable bets at the casino (72:04–80:13).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

“I just bid ‘em the real number. I mean, these are real dollars, right now, on the radio. I’m not here to high-hat you or send you to prayer. Let's do this.” —John Clay Wolfe (12:35)

“You can buy that car, not much more than that after all the rebates and incentives right now.” —John, on lifted trucks (07:41)

“Sir Loin... that’s a good one.” —Workshop of bull names (34:00)

“Did you ever, as a kid, think, ‘I’m seeing them, they must be seeing me’? The company says it does not retain or sell the voice data. But it didn’t name the third party. Hmm.” —Samsung TV eavesdropping story (16:26)

“You know, I was the Ford dealer up there and I dealt with enough of you hard heads I can smell them.” —John, ribbing Wichita/OK callers (127:01)

“He’s not a politician. He doesn’t know the rules yet. I feel kind of bad for him—he sounds sad.” —Bob O on President Trump (98:07)

“Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. You got a guy sitting here ready to give you a $9,000 check. No test driving, no BS.” —Car negotiation wisdom (125:54)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Axl Rose Segment & Oklahoma Riffs: 01:50–05:44
• Driven vs. Retail Value in Car Bidding: 06:06–08:51 (15 Dodge, Oklahoma land values)
• Bull-Naming Contest: Ongoing, concentrated at 33:15–37:04, winner crowned at 97:18
• Samsung Smart TV Eavesdropping: 14:46–16:38
• Black, White, Latino, or Other Game: 24:05, 26:36, 39:00, 140:32
• Fools Roll Rally Interview: 72:04–80:13
• Top 10 Fake News Stories: 68:33–70:11
• Drunk Trump/Rush Limbaugh Satire: 59:36–63:42
• Political Roundtable: 97:42–99:36, 113:59–115:27
• CarMax Challenge & Appraisals: 83:01–83:32, plus throughout
• Music Trivia & Rock Legends: 91:49–92:34

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Tone and Style

The John Clay Wolfe Show blends rowdy, good-ol'-boy energy with improvisational comedy, quick-fire market knowledge, and tongue-in-cheek naughtiness. Irreverent, Texas-flavored humor collides with real business acumen; the cast’s camaraderie and quick wit make the show feel like you’re in on a raucous secret with old friends.

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Closing

Whether you’re buying or selling a car, in the mood for oddball games, or just want to bask in the chaos of sports, music, and the human zoo, the John Clay Wolfe Show delivers never-know-what's-next radio magic. And, if you can name a better bull than “Hugh Heer”—well, you could wind up with rodeo tickets and a shout-out next week.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bob O]

Whiskey bar.

[Turley]

You're everywhere I see you bleed.

[Bob O]

That's nice.

[Turley]

I never listen to the lyrics show this long and we've heard it a million times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it too dark, too evil for you? Right on time.

[Turley]

Everywhere I see you bleed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like right when I walk, when I open the door, I saw that light come on.

[Turley]

You're amazing. Your timing is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Axel, Good morning. I want to see you bleed. How was that tour this year, Axel, with. With your buddy Izzy and seeing all the fans and being the original Guns N Roses. It was fantastic.

[Turley]

Oh, God, it's so loud. A little loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed you lost a little bit of weight. Did you quit eating so many late night burgers? What? Yes. Is that 2013? I thought I was gonna put Krispy Kreme out of business.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me jelly donut, baby.

[Caller]

You gonna die.

[John Clay Wolf]

My cholesterol's through the roof.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ooh.

[Turley]

All right. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's your love life, Axel?

[Bob O]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you excited about the new president? I need more C batteries.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your position on our new president, Axl Rose? I like President Obama. Why is that? Oh, does it matter? Because he's a dude. There you go.

[Bob O]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

See a pain. 800, 800. What's tripping Daisy Plan? Are they playing like they have a big show coming up in March or April or something? Possum Kingdom or maybe. Or no, is in Dallas. That's a Dallas. That's right. Yeah, I think it's in Dallas somewhere. Good morning, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Dallas, Texas. Good morning, Axl Rose. Oh, good morning, Houston, Texas.

[Turley]

Good morning, Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, South Louisian Eagle listeners down there. Who else? We've got more intros. We've got more peeps. Arkansas, Arkansas, Wichita Falls, abilene, Oklahoma, Oklahomy. 800-800-723-4. Call it now. We'll have Axl Rose bid your car. Oh, God. Just give Axel year, make, model, miles, and if you can't understand what he offers you, I'll translate. Or we'll just email you an offer letter. From Axel's figure. Givemetheven.com. give me the VIN com. And we're talking about this intro song. People are gonna ask on Facebook tonight at 2. It's always late night, dude. I like, look up and get up in the morning tomorrow and I'll see like, people drunk. Drunk. They're drunk. Texts. Yeah. Go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And what was the name of that song? So it stuck with them throughout the whole day and it didn't come out to ask until they got drunk.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday night. And the name of the song is. Is Turley.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Prick.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a prick. Turley. Wow. No, the name of the song is Prick By Tripping Daisy. It's a joke. My God.

[Turley]

Oh, my God. Whoever runs the Tripping Daisy website. This is a pain. It's taking me this long just to get into the Tripping Daisy website. It is hard for you, ridiculous old man.

[Bob O]

Well, it's not easy, Daisy. It's Tripping Daisy.

[Turley]

It's tripping Daisy.

[Bob O]

I got to have a tough time.

[Turley]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. 800, 872 there.

[Turley]

You whippersnippers, you get your technology.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling us from, Holmes?

[Caller]

I'm headed to Silver Springs and splits and Wood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sulfur Springs. And you're splitting wood.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob O]

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you're in. When you're going to Oklahoma, it's called splitting wood because the women are old and hard. Huh. But down here in Texas, it's still called splitting tail.

[Bob O]

You just lost another list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I?

[Caller]

That is hardcore.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Dodge Laramie 2500. Sunroof, navigation. What color?

[Caller]

No, no. There's no sunroof, no navigation. It's white. It's got everything else in it. So heated seats, cooled seats, heated steering.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, 40 grand is coming to mind.

[Caller]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

40, 000. I need to look it up. I know I'd give 40, 000 for it. What? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I sell. Oh, 50 on it. It's got a six inch lift. It's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller]

Got fox struts and shock. It's got Parkinson electric electric sideboards that come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Are you from Oklahoma or Texas? Because I'll bid more if you're from Texas. Okay.

[Caller]

That's a Texas truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, yeah. Everybody from Oklahoma's so mean.

[Caller]

Sulphur Springs is in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know you said you're driving through Sulphur Springs. I didn't know if. Anyway, it's Texas. No, Baba. Everybody from Oklahoma's so mean to me.

[Turley]

You just called their women old and like wood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Because I'm. I'm just. I'm just fighting back.

[Turley]

Who's old, who's mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fighting back. No, no, no. They're so mean to me. I've started bidding their cars a little lower in Oklahoma. Not. Not southeast like Wichita, Duncan, Lawton, that's fine. But you get up into Oklahoma City, between the river and Oklahoma. In. In Oklahoma City, then I'm going to bid the cars 2000 lower.

[Turley]

Wow. Boy, you just lost a bunch of listeners.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just cuz they're mean.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I'm from Texas, so they think I'm rich, so they want more. They don't want to be normal and think normal and like do normal things. So if they're going to be a holes on the high side, I'm going to be a hole on the low side. And then we can just wrestle around in the mud and get to the real number slowly, Oklahoma style, the hard way. Right? Everything they've got to do is hard, right?

[Turley]

Yeah, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. I'll get back on track.

[Turley]

My money says you don't. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 15 Dodge. It's not worth 50 grand even with the big lift. Yeah, because you can buy that car. Not much more than that after all the rebates and incentives right now. What are you wanting to buy? I'm not.

[Caller]

I'm not looking to buy. I'm looking to sell it. I want to get some hunting land. So I don't believe the famous on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. I would go to Oklahoma to buy my hunting land because it's cheaper up there. Because nobody wants to go up there. So the land's cheaper. Jesus, here we go again.

[Caller]

The women are old and hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'm lying? I believe I had a ranch in Nocona, Montag County. Butted right up to The Red River. 3,500 an acre. You go to the other side of.

[Turley]

The Red river, what happens?

[John Clay Wolf]

2008.

[Turley]

Wow. Wow. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I look like I'm lying?

[Turley]

I can't tell y'.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All.

[Caller]

Don't get nervous now, John. Just being a little tongue in cheek. We love Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially during football season. Yeah, I don't know, Richard. I know it's not worth 50 and I know it's worth more than 40. Will you go to givemetheven.com and look it up? I mean, put the VIN number in and give me some pictures. I'm thinking mid-40s is what I really think.

[Caller]

Mid 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you. If you owe 50 on it and you in and you have to pay a couple thousand to get out of it, I mean, you're getting out of the debt, but you're not creating any cash.

[Caller]

Yeah, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Caller]

But. No, but, but I can start. Yeah, I can start saving now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm not trying to get into Dave Ramsey mode here or anything, but you know what I mean?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[Turley]

Wouldn't want to be him.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bob O]

All you gotta do is eat ramen noodles for a year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the Dave method?

[Bob O]

It'll get you right out of this. This deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Wallace. We've got Wallace in here, too. Wallace Edwards. We've got a star studded. Morning, Wallace. Aren't you gonna be late to your own show?

[Bob O]

You know I've always got the tele link up. The helicopter should be here any second now.

[Turley]

You're styling.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all planning to do on your show this morning, Wallace Edwards?

[Bob O]

Well, we're just gonna talk about cars and wind fans.

[Turley]

Wind fans?

[John Clay Wolf]

What he meant. He meant.

[Turley]

He meant winds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Windmills.

[Turley]

Windmills, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wind power in oil prices. And how you're so smart and your hair is so long and you're so damn good looking.

[Bob O]

You know, I'm all for renewable energy, but a lot of those wind turbines are, you know, they're killing a lot of birds.

[Turley]

That's what we hear. Yeah. Killing birds.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your take on that?

[Bob O]

Well, I know that we're, you know, we're slaughtering chickens wholesale because they're so delicious. I don't know if that applies for crows and sparrows and vultures.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say we ask Axl Rose. Axel, what do you think? Oh, vultures, my friend.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You gonna fly away, baby?

[Caller]

Are you gonna die?

[John Clay Wolf]

Watch out for the wind turbine. Put them on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Tahoe LTZ man. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

South Lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. What?

[Caller]

Is that bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with South Lake?

[Bob O]

He sounds like a serious cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you live near Glenn Beck?

[Caller]

I don't know. Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glenn Beck lives in South Lake.

[Turley]

He does indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an angry cat.

[Turley]

It'll. It'll upset him that you know that. I know. I know a place. I'll say this real quick. A massage place that he went for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a rubbing?

[Turley]

Not a rubbing, no, but he got. When he gets there, I swear to God. This is what they said. I saw him repeating somebody else's words. But they say he actually has a security team that shows up five minutes before he gets there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so they're there. So they only, they only rack up 10 minutes worth of labor there at the rub and tug because he's a five minute quick Internet.

[Turley]

No, I don't think that's it at all. And when he shows up in the lawsuit, I'm gonna say. I didn't say that.

[Bob O]

They go till he cries and then.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S all alleged and it's all in good humor.

[Turley]

All alleged, right, Rob? But he's concerned about his safety, which we all should be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rob, is this Tahoe, is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does it have power running boards?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got sunroof and all the goodies, quad buckets, blah, blah, blah. How many miles it doesn't have?

[Caller]

It doesn't have the quad buckets. It has the power rear, middle seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

26, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? White.

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. What color interior? Black. What's hot in the summertime around here? Did you start, did you, did you start in South Lake or did you just. Did you move down here from Detroit?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I've started here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just can't imagine buying a black, black car in Texas.

[Caller]

I'm on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 40 grand buy.

[Caller]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it.

[Caller]

It's got the, it's got the 22s.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what, what buys it? This ain't a maybe deal. This is fast pitch, homes.

[Caller]

We're here today. 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

45. So I'm at 40. JD40 and Glenn Beck's neighbors at 45.

[Turley]

45. Because he lives near the rich cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not too far off, but he's 25,000. How many miles again? 26. I tell you what, you're ying and I'm yang. But why don't we all come together like the young blood sang about in 1971 and meet in the middle, but.

[Caller]

42 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

I might be able to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, might. That's no commitment, Rob.

[Bob O]

We're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're here to do business. We're not about mites and maybes. And let me talk to my wife and let me pray about it. I'm gonna go pray and see if, if my 42.

[Caller]

Oh, there's no wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do what I want. I'm gonna go pray if you're gonna go Think about it. I'm gonna go pray to see if my 42 and a half is still good. When you call me back to tell me you're gonna take it. Right?

[Bob O]

Right.

[Caller]

Where do I need to take it to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you just need to go to givemetheven.com, lay the VIN number into. When you go to give me the vin, there's just a VIN box, like a Google box. Just put the VIN number.

[Caller]

I did that once and I never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got an email back then something happened. Take a picture. If the pictures are too big that you're trying to push, something's been screwing up, do it without pictures and go to gimmetheven.com, say John and I agreed to 42 and a half on the air this morning. Here's the car. Come get it and we'll come get it. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

Okay, yeah. It's under 40. Is 30 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll write your equity and we'll go pay your car off. And it's just that easy. It's like. Have you ever ordered a pizza to be delivered at your house? Oh, yeah. It's the same concept except we're going to take your car.

[Turley]

And we're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

To leave you money.

[Turley]

Maybe a nice pepper.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave you a pizza and money and take your car. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news today, James?

[Turley]

Well, let's see here. Samsung. You have a Samsung television, by the way, you have a smart tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Well, they are now warning customers they're melting. My favorite story of the week. Not to discuss personal information in front of a Samsung smart tv because the sets are listening to customers. Every word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Turley]

That's what this is actually from the company. It says, here's the quote. If you look closely, you know all that paperwork you get with your tv? Somewhere in that paperwork it says, please be aware that if your spoken word includes personal or other sensitive information, the information will be among the data captured and transmitted to a third party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the third party listening?

[Turley]

They don't. They don't say that. Samsung.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, it's got to be illegal to be bugging people at home.

[Turley]

No, because they've told you that they're doing it. If a consumer consents and uses the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Voice recognition coming from on Xham.

[Turley]

If you use the voice recognition feature, voice data is provided to a third party during requested voice command search.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say amateur.

[Turley]

They mean basically when you're saying, you know, hey, you know, look, up whatever. You know, Stevie Nicks in concert. And it defines that if you're. By the way, if you're. If you follow up, look up Tom Cruise movie with by the way. Here's my Social Security number. It says that will also be transmitted, but your TV is actually listening to you and transmitting. Some people just don't know that. They think it all stays right there. It just doesn't say video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attractive woman. And you're standing in front of your Samsung TV with the tube turned off and you're like using it as a mirror in your nude.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're like looking inside and checking out your physique. And you're like posing in front of the Samsung TV turned off and just using the reflection as a mirror. Like nude modeling for yourself. Is there any chance. Is there a link for that feed for that stream, that livestream?

[Turley]

Did you ever as a kid think, I'm seeing them, they must be seeing me. Did you ever hear. I did when I was really little. The company added, by the way, it does not retain or sell the voice data. But it didn't name the third party that translates the user speech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, man. This is the first time listening to the show. This is fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from Louisiana, man. I'm a liberal from Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana liberal. Snowflake Dave on line six.

[Bob O]

Welcome to the revolution.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kun ass Snowflake Dave joins the show for the first time. Welcome, Dave.

[Caller]

Let me tell you, I got something to say about Oklahoma. I got something good to say about Oklahoma. Don't you love that new EPA? Scott Prud, the attorney general, they 654 earthquakes in Oklahoma and he said there's no connection at all to fracking. No, not one. I'm just looking forward to Dave.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I like better than that is cross Canadian ragweed song. The boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong. We'll be back with more of our little Diddy, Bob O, J.D. turley and myself, John Clay Wolf, after these messages.

[Bob O]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Give me, give me the vin.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can do it in your.

[Caller]

I know Gene.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you can do for the boys from Oklahoma.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RAD or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under my thumb. Good morning everybody. How the hell are you? Rick? A 69 road runner with a buck 55 on it. I need to see it. Those old cars, first of all, I don't even want them. But when they're Mopars I do because they're Mopars. But I still need to look at them. Can you send me some pictures? Go to givemetheven.com thanks, Richard. An 07 caliber with 150 is worth $800. Maybe you know, we could flip for the 900 versus 800 or versus 7 if you want you there.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob O]

The all new Dodge caliber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming this summer. 08 vet with 41 leather convertible. Darwin, is it automatic or stick? Automatic. Automatic. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

10. I'm doing 20. 20. 20. 08.

[Bob O]

08.

[John Clay Wolf]

0808. 2041 is 22, 5, right? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 22. 5 sound right?

[Caller]

No, not to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how long have you had it?

[Caller]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's an O8. So it's 10 year old vet with 40. How much is it?

[Caller]

How much is it? Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I already offered you 22,5 and you said no.

[Caller]

I'm thinking more like 24,5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then let me Chevrolet Corvette. I'm trying to look it up to get, to get exact. Does it have factory navigation? Yes, it's white. What color?

[Caller]

One package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What color is the interior? Black Z51 package. How are the tires on a 08 Chevrolet Corvette convertible? Automatic with 41 in white.

[Caller]

They're, they're, they're about 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there was one that sold at Houston auto auction last week for 23. 5 with 42,000 miles. There was one that sold in California and LA 10 days ago for 24 with 34000 miles. Yours has 42. I was all over this thing like a cheap suit. Damn, J.D. i'm good. You are, dude, you know, I'll give 23 grand. I may give 23 and a half, but I'm not. I can't give 24. 24 and a half.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell it, we'll buy it. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Cedar Hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Billy Bull name. What?

[Caller]

Ferdinand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferdinand. Where's that coming from? Give me some backstory on that.

[Caller]

Bonsai.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. So go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and put that as your vote. Do you want to go to the. Do you want to go to the rodeo tonight? I mean, the bull riding at AT T?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go there. The bet. I've got. I've got. I got two pairs to give away. The two best bull names. I'm going to give them to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're the best one, you're gonna get them. Where do you live, Bill?

[Caller]

I live in Denton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's not too far. Ferdinand. I think we can do better than Ferdinand, but, I mean, it is what it is. 800-800-7234. Just go to the John Clay Wolf show page if you'd like to win tickets to tonight's PBR Bulls night Out kind of deal or the. It's not Bulls night out. It's PBR National. The nationals at Jerry World. You know, the Death Star right there in the middle of Arlington, Texas.

[Turley]

They don't like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, take your X wing fighter over to the Death Star this evening to watch Ferdinand buck off the.

[Turley]

Cowboy doing an interview there about the behind the scenes tour, and I called it the Death Star. You would think I insulted Jerry personally to his face. They all looked at me like, how dare you? I'm like, I was kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would think that. You posted pictures of Jerry naked, rubbing your boobs and licking on your ear.

[Turley]

They just.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a strip club bathroom.

[Turley]

You thought I'd insulted them.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago was that?

[Caller]

Three years?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four years? Three years ago. Yeah, it was greatness. 09 hybrid, 85, 000 miles, leather roof, nav gym. What color?

[Caller]

Like a silver. Goldish. I mean, they call it silver, but it's more like a gold silver, if you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pewter. I'm at nine grand buyer on a hybrid Yukon with 85.

[Caller]

Okay. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes. Ready? Will it enable?

[Bob O]

Ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will it enable? Here we go. All right. Where are you calling from? Put it on the Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show Facebook page for the bull name to win the tickets. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, I have a name for the bull. Ferdinand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think we just saw her do a second lap around the track. Oh, Rusty. Good morning, Rusty. Rusty. Rusty, we've got this game that we play, Black, white, Latino or other. And I was wondering if y' all do things like this in the, in the, in the squirrel kingdom or Chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Are you talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Good morning, Randy. Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, Rusty's my. My cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we'll show you. Randy, I'd like for you to play too.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so JD's gonna read a story and the person in the story we've gotta guess is that person. White, Black, Latino. You know what Latino is? Rusty?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, Randy. Or other others, you know, Middle Easterner, Canadian.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I think I'd be good at this game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let's see. Jd, what's our first show?

[Turley]

All right. Authorities have arrested a 26 year old woman accused of performing a sex act in a Florida courtroom. Videotaping it and then putting it online. Jacksonville Sheriff's office recorded. Her name is Brittany. Brittany Jones was arrested Wednesday, 35 year old. She was with a 35 year old man. Basically they were outside the courtroom and she looked at the camera and said, see, that's how I beat my ticket. And she actually put that. That's a true story. She put it on the web now.

[John Clay Wolf]

She put what on the web?

[Turley]

She put the video of her performing the act on a. In the courtroom? No, no, just a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

In the, just outside the courtroom, inside the courthouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Randy is. What's her name?

[Turley]

Her name is Britney Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Britney Jones. Black, white, Latino or other.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Britney Jones is her name.

[Turley]

Britney Lasel Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Threw a big clue in there. Maybe. Possibly or, or a derailer. Brittany LaSalle Jones out of Florida.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I used to date a little squirrel named Brittany. Yeah, she's nice.

[Caller]

Oh, she.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, she sounded like a hunky.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with White.

[Turley]

JD and John would be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just sounds like a good old white Florida slut.

[Turley]

It's exactly what that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just homegrown corn fed, put gravy on her mashed potatoes. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radi. Do we have any more?

[Turley]

Yeah, a couple more. If you want to do one more here. Huntsville Alabama Police Department and the atf, the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms people basically found a. They busted this house. They were full of marijuana and full of guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on. We're in Huntsville, Alabama. We've got a house full of weed and guns. Right? Okay.

[Turley]

Authorities have arrested 49 year old Kenneth White. Doesn't Mean he's white. Charged with first degree possession of marijuana and firearms, which he's a felon. He's not supposed to have that because they videotaped the whole house doing the mannequin challenge. Do you know what that is, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where they all sit still and don't move, Right? Who videoed it?

[Turley]

This 49 year old Kenneth White was one of seven people in the house that did the Mannequin Challenge.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did the video go on? And they saw the dope of the guns?

[Turley]

As the video goes around the house, you see a bunch of guns and a bunch of dope open. So cops saw the video and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went to the house. I've got it.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's not white, it's not black, not Latino, but it's Polish. It is. You're God damn Polish black.

[Turley]

It is other. You're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, aren't they supposed to be the dumbest people in society?

[Bob O]

So his grandfather changed his name from Witnowski to white sometime in the 18th century.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. My half, half of my brood is from Easter western eastern Europe. So. So in Denmark. So I had no more about Polox than I should.

[Turley]

Very, very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're an angry Pollock offended, please call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'd like to hear your side of the story. 07 Honda two door Civic with a buck 40. Rich. It's worth a couple thousand bucks. Maybe three. Two to three grand. Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and I'll email you an offer letter. Brett.

[Caller]

What'S happening? John wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Louisiana?

[Caller]

Brett, this is Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brett.

[Caller]

I got a 08 RAV4 with customer says they're not sure if it's got a blown engine or not. It's missing all four tires. I said, look, you got to put the tires on it to get it on a flatbed.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy runs a Porsche store in Baton Rouge.

[Turley]

Does he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are they buying?

[Caller]

A Pre owned. They bought a pre owned yesterday. I swear to you they took the rims off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they win the scratch off?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they win the scratch off or something? They went straight down to the Porsche house to get something. Hook them up.

[Caller]

No, they got a low end, low end use goal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, I think you got. You hang on. I'm gonna let Johnny Cash bid this one. Let's see what Johnny Cash thinks about it real quick.

[Caller]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, Brad, I don't think I need that. Neither does Johnny or June. But if you got any nice Porsches that like that fifty thousand dollar Jeep the other day. I like that.

[Caller]

How'd you do on that one? Actually, you know what? This is the whole deal, John. The only time I can talk to you on the phone, I call into the show. You always want to do text message.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, talk to me. Here we are.

[Caller]

No, I don't have anything. I might have something. I might have something to run by you, but it'll. It'll definitely be on text message. I'm on my way to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you listening? All right, cool. Well, I will talk to you soon. And we'll keep trucking. I was down there this week and I'll be down there in two weeks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. What you got? Hello? Next one. Good morning. What you got?

[Caller]

Hello? Good morning. John Clay. Hi, this is John Walter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, John Walter.

[Caller]

I figure I'd throw that in since you've got John clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 10 seconds.

[Caller]

I want to stay on my. Pardon me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got nine seconds.

[Caller]

Oh, damn. Well, I'll never get this in time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go. Call back. Call back. Call back. I got one second. Who's this?

[Caller]

Ricky Sailors.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got Ricky? You got bull names?

[Caller]

I do got a bull name.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

Only one name for that bull. Lone Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the Jockley Wolf show show page on Facebook and name our bull and win the tickets for the Buck and the ball playoffs tonight. Can't you see?

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're giving away rodeo tickets or bull riding tickets. I know the song. Who is a Bob? You're over there jamming.

[Bob O]

That's Joe Walsh, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the.

[Bob O]

The name falling down at the station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, awesome. Before pre Eagles. Post Eagles. During Eagles.

[Bob O]

That was right after he joined. That was his. But seriously, folks, album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, when was Mama says That's my favorite Joe Walsh?

[Bob O]

That's earlier. That's Barnstorm. That's the one Right before the smokey and drinking player. You get Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. 2012 BMW 550. Oh, yeah, I know this song. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a 12, BMW 550?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it an M? Sport?

[Caller]

I have an M package, but it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not an M. We call that an M. Sport is that. I mean, it's so like, on the door striker, it says M, and on the steering wheel it says M. And on the wheel it says M. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Black with cream interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 18 grand?

[Caller]

Okay, quick question that I had on the warranty. Does that get thrown in there as well, or am I supposed to get the rebate back from them? Like, prorated rebate back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prorate is the best way to do it, and I may give a little more than 18 grand. Can you go to. I might give. Can you go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures and the VIN number of this thing? I want to buy it. How much is it?

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh, what do you mean, how much is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you sell it for?

[Caller]

Oh, man. I think I owe, like, 32 on it, but I'm just trying to get as close as I can. So to get out of that, go.

[John Clay Wolf]

To givemetheven.com I. I'm. I'm looking at some data on these. I haven't bought a 12 BMW 5 with 60 on it in a while, but it's gonna be between 19 and 21.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the bull. The bull riding.

[Bob O]

Yeah. Our page is getting covered up with names for this bull, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, why don't you. Why don't you tell us what's going on? On the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, we said put the names. If we had a bull, the show had a bull in the PBR playoffs tonight at Jerry World, then what would we name it? Because all these people have sponsors. I mean, these bulls have names. Oh, yeah. So people started naming our bowl. What have you got up there so far, Bob?

[Bob O]

Okay, I'll just read off the list. Rocky Mountain Oyster Farm.

[John Clay Wolf]

The name of our bull would be Rocky Mountain Oyster Farm. I think there's some sexual innuendo. Here's one.

[Bob O]

T Bone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O]

Okay. Sirloin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Turley]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Capital S, capital L. Hugh Heifer. Yeah, I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. Where's that coming from? Coming from? We don't know what city they're coming in.

[Bob O]

That's from a guy named Jim o' Connor who has some. Some talent with titles, obviously.

[Turley]

But aren't bulls males? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the heifer wouldn't really work, but it still works.

[Turley]

Sirloin's better.

[Bob O]

Fake news. Razor. Shark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oklahoma. Hard. Okay. Wolfie. I like it.

[Turley]

I like that.

[Bob O]

Don't call him Sally. Don't get it as a bull name. I don't either. Caitlyn Jenner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that a lot.

[Bob O]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that a lot. Caltland Jenner.

[Bob O]

This one sounds like a Neil diamond song. Hank Hung well. Hank Hungwell. Name him Tony Romo. Be his best chance of throwing something at Jerry World.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807-2,3,4 and what? Gertrude. Gertrude. I'm gonna go with with right now the, the winners are Hugh Heer, Tony Romo and what do you think the next one are?

[Turley]

Sirloin.

[Bob O]

I like Sir Loy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. But Hugh Heer and Sirloin came from the same guy. Ow did they? I believe so. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. Just go to givemetheven.com to get a email offer on your car. We want to buy it. Sean, you got a 14 duy laramy with 80 on it. Does it have four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Package, the fifth wheel package and the cold weather package.

[John Clay Wolf]

35, 6, 7, 8 is what my head's telling me. 35, 36, 37. I need to look it up. Mid, mid to upper 30s. Okay, does that buy it?

[Caller]

Comes close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you got 80 on it. You don't have 20 on it. Honey, remember, you're not a little, you're not a 25 year old Dallas Mavericks cheerleader anymore. You're an old librarian. You've got 80 miles, 80,000 miles on you. So yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll, we'll, we'll get it bought if it's buyable.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Jason, a 99 Tacoma with 287,000 mile extended cab. I think it's worth two grand.

[Caller]

All right, well I would not buy it but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's got 287,000 miles on it. I figured you'd be impressed.

[Caller]

No, I think it's worth, I think it's worth about 10 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well you smoke pot and you are the guy that we love. That is the carrying that torch to legalize it across the country because you stay so stoned you can't see reality for what it is.

[Turley]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're out there, you do whatever you want want. Good morning, you're on the air. Who, who's this? Hello, this is good. David. David, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. I got your bull named. Okay, the Vindicator.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good, David. I. I'm not much for charitable contributions or sponsorships, but you've got me reaching for my wallet on that one. That could work. That could work. That could work. Come and take it, huh, Marty?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Where are you calling from, Worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Vindicator, go to our John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and put that up there. You. You definitely. If you want to go to the show tonight, we're giving away a pair of tickets. Marty, you do the same. Come and take it. I don't bother putting that one on the Facebook page, Marty, because it's not going to win. But I like it, and I like you, and I like the effort, and you're showing a lot of spunk. But you're gonna need to go through spring training and summer training and see us next fall with a new idea. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Darren, a 96 vet with 137. Is it average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean, because it's got 137. It's 96. These cars are worth two grand or they're worth four grand. And with those miles on them. And if neither one of those numbers would buy it, then I'm not even going to finish my sentence.

[Caller]

No, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm not going to finish my sentence. I'm too good to talk to you about it. Then I'm going to take the high road. That guy on the Toyota, I'll take 10 grand. Well, I bet you would. I'd take 100 grand. I bet you would. And I bet you're on food stamps and Lone Star cards, too, because you're a. Wow.

[Turley]

Wow me.

[Bob O]

You just lost another.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, white, black, Latino or other, you.

[Turley]

Want to do one of these?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yes, let's do one.

[Turley]

Two people caught themselves on fire today as they were cleaning jewelry with gasoline and smoking in a downtown studio apartment in Las Vegas. According to fire rescue officials, four people were treated for smoke inhalation after the fire, which cost about $150,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't give me their names. Don't give me their names.

[Bob O]

Give it away.

[Turley]

Give you the names.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to go Latino. Baba. What are you going to go?

[Bob O]

I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're all Latino. Turly. I'm going white on that one. He's going white. What are their names?

[Turley]

The names are Michael, Kelly, and June. I can't even pronounce it. Fratelli?

[John Clay Wolf]

Italian? Other. I went. I went. Mexican. What? Oh, Latino. I mean, so what's the answer.

[Turley]

They're white. These people were white.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more.

[Turley]

A Monroe man was arrested this week after police said he wrote a text attempting to hire a hitman to kill his wife and young daughter. Accidentally sent it to his former boss instead. 42 year old man was arrested on suspicious of two counts of. I mean really stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still his daughter.

[Turley]

Yeah, but it's. Yeah. Before he sent it to his. He was arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the question is, is this guy white, black, Latino or other? What? Monroe.

[Turley]

It's in Monroe, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with black because it's 50 black.

[Turley]

You're correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Turley]

Not that that matters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duck dynasty lives and rides another day. 07 GMC envoy Denali with140,000 miles. Adam. Adam.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

New Iberia, Louisiana.

[Turley]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on this car?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Have you ever hauled crab around in it? Or shrimp?

[Caller]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you owned it?

[Caller]

My mom had it. I just got it a few months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

About average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go three grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have. I have a location in Scott, Louisiana, right over there behind Don's in. In the Harley store in Fezzo's, right there at nine. You know where it is? Do you know where that is?

[Caller]

Yeah, just bring it right up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll get you paid. Okay.

[Caller]

I do have a couple full names if you want them real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, please.

[Caller]

Bucket or buck off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad. Bucket or buck off? Buck off. Buck off. He sounds like he could be a son of a. Do we have any son of a spot story? Yeah.

[Bob O]

In his opinion, a wire whisk is perfect for a nonstick pan because he only cooks after 2am when he's piss drunk. He doesn't allow smoking in his vehicle except for strippers and members of the clergy. And no, he doesn't have a light. He doesn't play table tennis for two reasons. First, it's called ping pong. And second, it's a game for he is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. That. Yeah, buddy. And natty light Tall boy. Things catching on. Have you seen the Facebook post?

[Bob O]

Oh, yeah. They're sending pictures of natural light tall boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like in weird places. Yeah, buddy.

[Turley]

Yeah, buddy. Do we have time for Randy the squirrel? Because I got a story for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do.

[Turley]

He's gonna really well, this is actually about a squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Randy the chipmunk. I'm sorry, he's gonna get.

[Turley]

I was thinking squirrel. I'm thinking squirrel, cuz.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come on, man.

[Turley]

The story's squirrel. My bad. Sorry, you're a chipmunk. This guy in the Idaho man has a pet squirrel name, believe it or not, Randy. That's his. That's his name. Sorry. Recently he noticed somebody had broken into his house. And there was like. They tried to get into his gun safe. They stole the computer, a few other things. He calls the cops. The cops come out, the cops are bothered by the squirrel that keeps jumping on the cop.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, they're crazy.

[Turley]

I know. Apparently they'll eat your ass later. This cop, Ashley Turner, comes back a few hours later with some of the things that were stolen from his house. And he found the guy she arrested had scratches all over his hand. Apparently the squirrel jumped all over this guy while he was there. He said the squirrel would not leave him alone. That's why he left the house. The squirrel protected. No guard dog. The squirrel actually protected the guy's house. And there's video of it. So it's a true story.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, squirrels are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's been going on, Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm kind of in a bind this week.

[Turley]

You are?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. That's a long story. My Uncle Scooters in town.

[Turley]

Scooters?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, him and Aunt Daphne are having problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a squirrel? No, he's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's a chipmunk.

[Turley]

No, he's a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought your Uncle Scooter was a squirrel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, he acts like a squirrel a lot of times. Hell, I don't know. Him and Daphne always having problems. All I know is, at Christmas time ain't Daphne run off to Oklahoma with her sister Veronica?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What, and didn't come back till Martin Luther King day and brung home all five of their kids. And these ain't kids. These are full grown chipmunks. Yeah, they're all laid up like squirrels. None of them hunt nuts or nothing.

[Turley]

Still leaning around the house.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So I don't blame him if he's a little pissed off. But now he's shacked up at my.

[Turley]

House, now they're at your place.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, right there in my tree. My girl Sharonda starting to go all cold on me, you know? Oh, I mean, week and a half's a long time for an Uncle Scooter visit. Yeah, and you know, Scooter is a little bit of what we call a hustler, you know, Scooter Is? Yeah. I mean, he don't hunt for nuts. He's a nut broker is what he calls it. Which I totally don't get. I mean, how's that even work?

[Turley]

I don't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Him and Daphne and all them lazy bums are never starved to death, so there must be something to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, Uncle Scooter's just a little different. I mean, he was adopted. Anyway, my dad said they found him in a dumpster at the TCBY over at the Hewlett Mall. Yeah. And he had talked all of these squirrels out of their nuts because he had them thinking he was the manager of the TCBY and he could get them free honey nut waffle cups. Yeah. Literally saved his life. They were gonna kill him.

[Turley]

They were gonna kill him anyway.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And he's always talking about his rich friends, but all he really does is screw them out of their nuts. And when they get him figured out, then he's off to the next town. And I come home the other day and he's gone, which was fine with me. But then that night, here comes Uncle Scooter with a sack of feed that he consigned off of these blue ass monkeys at the Dallas Zoo. Don't you know the kind of monkey I'm talking about?

[Turley]

Well, no. What do they look like?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like they got a blue ass.

[Turley]

Oh, blue ass. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And just laughing his ass off because he's got him sold on some kind of banana futures. And it's just stressful because he's living in my tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

With me and Sharonda. And I'm pretty sure there ain't no banana futures.

[Turley]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, and they listen, these monkeys will eat your ass. And when they figure out what he's doing, I mean, they're gonna come over to the tree. And it's not like a dog, you know, a dog can't climb a tree. Monkeys are made for climbing trees.

[Turley]

They can get right up there with you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I'm a little stressed out about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how are you gonna get Scooter to leave? Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, we just. We thought about just finding another tree.

[Turley]

You're gonna move.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if I feel bad for it, if you're his gravy train, he's gonna follow you to the. The next tree. I know he's taking your nuts and brokering them to other people because he. He thinks he's smarter than everybody else.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We have moved four times in five years because Uncle Scooter comes over and he won't leave.

[Turley]

You need to put the. The foot down or the family first.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Though, you know, it's not like he's a possum.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah? If he was a possum, you wouldn't allow him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, I mean, if he's a possum, he'd never hang around. Possum are very moral creatures.

[Turley]

They are.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And Sharonda loves that show Taboo on the FX channel.

[Turley]

Y' all have tv?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, of course. It's not the Stone Age.

[Turley]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, we're chipmunks, but we're not simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Or just go to givemethe vi n givemetheven.com and we'll email you an offer on your car. We want to buy cars. It's springtime and we buy about 200 cars a week. We're trying to push it to 300 cars a week. And we are leaning into them more than normal because of tax time, tax checks. The first round supposed to really hit on Wednesday.

[Turley]

This week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that will bump things up. Now, people that change their status between number of dependents.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between last year and this year, if they added, then they put. Got put off. They're getting reinvestigated.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it slowed down the tax checks.

[Turley]

Did not know that if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you turn in. Turn in for your tax return and did not change your dependency, number of dependence, then you should be getting your check on Wednesday.

[Turley]

And that's when cars get more expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's when we pay more. You pay more because the market picks up, because there's more money in circulation, people. And people are spending like crazy. Mike, you got a bull name for us?

[Caller]

Yeah, I got a bull name for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

You're. You're fubar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Edmond, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edmond, Oklahoma. Did you hear me cussing Oklahoma earlier?

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You didn't take it personally, did you? Hey, I'm telling you the truth. These people, everybody wants to argue. Is it because I'm from Texas?

[Caller]

Nah, nah, that ain't it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

I think everybody just has a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. We'll be right back. I heard you shot your woman down.

[Caller]

You shot her down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Bob O]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back, honky cat Better get back.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

To the woods But I quit those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Days and my redneck. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give an extra money, 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, you're the, the. You. You worked for the ticket for years, used to travel with The Cowboys. Yours, Mr. Sports Reporter. What's the deal with Tony Romos? He going to leave? Well, he's leaving, yes. Either by trade or cut, but I believe it's going to be. Well, how could he be cut? Released. Oh, you mean that somebody buys contract so we cut him? Yeah, I mean they're just, they're not going to be. I don't think anybody's going to give them what they want. They're not going to pay off the trade and give them the good car. Yeah, exactly right. We need to speak your terms. That's exactly right. So they're like, hey, I'll buy it, but I ain't giving you nothing. Yeah, they want it just out there with. For everybody. Go after like an auction. And do you think the offers on Tony Romo's contract are. Are meat payoff? No, they're not. So you think Jerry's upside down so he's going to have to write a check. Jerry has negative equity in Tony Romo. Yeah. He owes more to bank of America than it's currently worth. That's why he just wants to let it go. And the reason is why? Because of high miles. Yes.

[Turley]

Give us the number dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo has a lot of miles on him.

[Turley]

A lot of miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yeah, he's a good looking sports car. Oh, yeah. But the damn payoff's just too high. The market's not there. Nope.

[Turley]

Upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Bob O]

Possible frame damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, there is some frame damage. Yes, that's right. He's got a bad. He's got a bad car.

[Bob O]

Factory quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

2010 Toyota Highlander was 60. Good morning, Russ. Where are you?

[Caller]

You from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is this Toyota Highlander?

[Caller]

It's like the steel metal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four or six cylinder?

[Caller]

4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a front wheel drive? Or a all wheel drive, front wheel drive. Okay, it's a 4. Is it limited or the other one se?

[Caller]

It's the base version. But when I got it, I upgraded it to leather interior, the windows, it's got the third seat package and it's got roof racks on it and the side rails on the bottom so that it makes it easier.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you really wanted a cool FJ cruiser, but you just didn't do that because your wife wouldn't let you. So you turn this Highlander into one. Is that what happened? Okay, I hear you, man. I feel your pain, bro. I mean, that third row seat gives it away. Damn kids. I knew I shouldn't have had them.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll give $11,000.

[Caller]

11? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to get 12.

[Caller]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe go to givemetheven.com and let's see your Highlander that's been converted to an fj. And if it. If it gives me that tingle down in my bones, I'll give the 12. I need to see the pictures. It's like some gals, you know, you offer. Yeah, yeah. Okay, shoot it. Give me the vin dot com. Honey, I know you want a date and I appreciate the Tony Romos offer, but I'd rather go to Del Frisco's. Baby, I might take you to Del Frisco. Shoot me a new picture. Not your high school yearbook photo, and we'll make that decision. This thing's got pretty good miles, John. With a. With the last name like that, I'm not even gonna. Wow. I am gonna try it. I'm gonna try it.

[Caller]

No, don't bother. Don't bother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zig Monowitz.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Did you hear my Polish joke earlier?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what national. What, what, what heritage is Monowitz?

[Caller]

It's polish.

[John Clay Wolf]

But O3F 352 wheel drive diesel with 116dually lariat. This. This rig's worth right now. Is it a 73 or a 6 liter?

[Caller]

6 liter?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am 85 to 10 and I need to see pictures of it to know the difference.

[Caller]

Okay. But I was trying to tell them the rest of the story, so I bought this. This is my in laws truck. They were retired fifth wheel trailer. So. So I've got a. A 200137 foot fifth wheel carriage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is a. This is a. This is a truck and trailer deal.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well do this. Go to givemetheven.com and we're gonna send you a bid on the whole thing. We buy RVs all the time we have an RV specialist that works in house. We know our RVs, coaches, big motor coaches, you know, half a million dollar ones. But there's a lot more travel trailers out there. We buy those too. So go to givemetheven.com and load them both up and we'll send you a number on the whole shooting shebangle.

[Caller]

And we'll give you under the truck under that VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Put it in under the truck and say I'm Polish and we'll give you an extra 500. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Max, what's the name of the bull?

[Caller]

Sorry bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry bastard says max. Go to our Facebook page, John Clay wolf show page and put that on there. We'll see if you win the tickets for the PBR super bowl tonight at Jerry world. Be right back. My name.

[Bob O]

Not only does he answer his phone in a crowded movie theater, he also stands while talking when he gets home from work, the very last thing he liked to hear about is your day. Every year he buys his wife tons of Valentine candy on February 16th. At 30 to 70% off, he is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Bob O]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by Give me the vinge.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com. if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bob O]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's springtime. It's Saturday morning winter for you guys up in Pennsylvania. Still spring down here in the SEC states.

[Turley]

Yay. Beautiful weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tax checks are coming out. Car prices are going up. Life is grand. Did you let me bid a couple cars real quick? An 05 exploder with 102 and leather. 05 05, Tim. This is a $3,500 car.

[Caller]

Even with the V8 in it maybe four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you what. What's a 405 area code? Where are you?

[Caller]

Well, I'm in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com let me load it up and look because they. They changed the body style in 06 and that's worth a lot more. The 05 looks like the 01 and it. People buy body styles. They buy look. So let me. Let me take a look at and put it in our computer and let me double, triple think about it. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does have a sunroof. Man, this truck is immaculate.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it.

[Caller]

For about six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a new body style that I could sell you for six. I really do. With 100 on it. But let me look anyway. You never know. I may be wrong. Go to givemetheven.com doesn't cost anything to look. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Dan. An 01 Chevy Silverado with 200,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. That's a lot of miles, dog.

[Caller]

The. Well, the motor's got 120 on it. Interior. Interior is kind of rough. The paint got on it unfaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it. What? I'm going to turn the tables. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm Polish, if that helps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. A lot of Polish listeners this morning. I can't wait for the next ratings to come out and show our Polish audience.

[Caller]

27:27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let me ask Johnny Cash. It ain't me you're looking for, baby. I think it's 500 plus the Polish. 500. Which would make it an even thousand. That's my number on a 200,000 mile rested up old truck. Okay. And there's one more truck here I want. Is this Roy? Is God this Clarissics. Where are you from, Roy?

[Caller]

Where I originally from Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Jersey.

[Caller]

UPS in Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what is that? What? What's that last name? What nationality?

[Caller]

That's Austria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austria. Okay. Is this thing all rested up?

[Caller]

Fuck no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we gotta dump that. Hey, Roy. We had to dump you because you used the F bomb on our show. We can't make that work. But we will give about 4, 500, maybe five grand if it's a crew cab. I don't think it's gonna work, John. What do you think? I just can't make that work. The F bombs just don't fly with the FCC lately.

[Bob O]

Hard for us to make that work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk Trump Audio. Turley, you Got again. He's drunk. You got. Rush, are you there? Well, it's gotta dial him up. Oh, we got, we'll dial him up.

[Turley]

For a guy who says he's never drunk, he never had done drugs, he's drunk a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, have you heard our audio files of Donald Trump drunk?

[Bob O]

Well, I think it's. Look, there's all the examples.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

Of fake news.

[Turley]

Oh, here we go.

[Bob O]

On the Internet and broadcast media.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

In these United States, there's no such thing as drunk Trump. No, the man doesn't drink.

[Turley]

Oh, well, that's what he says.

[Bob O]

He's practically in his personal habits. He's. He's almost a full blown Muslim. He doesn't smoke.

[Turley]

No, he's not.

[Bob O]

Doesn't drink. I'm not sure about the pork thing.

[Turley]

No, I don't think so.

[Bob O]

I believe there are pictures of him with bacon.

[Turley]

He has eaten pizza.

[Bob O]

But who doesn't like bacon?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good point.

[Bob O]

I love bacon.

[Turley]

Apparently you do.

[Bob O]

That's my Sunday brunch of choice. Bloody Mary.

[Turley]

Oh, here we go.

[Bob O]

Blt.

[Turley]

I thought you quit all that.

[Bob O]

One and a half Percocet.

[Turley]

Okay, that's.

[Bob O]

It'll get you going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, let. Let's listen to what we've got here. This is highlights from the press conference.

[Turley]

Press conference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I just want to let you know, I inherited a mess. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. You know what uranium is, right? This thing called nuclear weapons and other things, like lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things. I love to negotiate things. Really well, Money, all that stuff. Other countries have been taking advantage of us for decades. Decades and decades and decades, folks. Sounds like my old brother. After four gins, you shoot that shift at 30 miles offshore. Right. Right out of the water. Holocaust would be like no other. They will say Donald Trump rancing raves at the press. I'm not ranting and raving. You sound a little drunk there, Rush.

[Bob O]

He sounds perfectly normal to me.

[Turley]

Of course he would.

[Bob O]

Of course, I'm no expert. No.

[Turley]

Well, you kind of are on getting drunk and high.

[Bob O]

You know that press conference is exactly what the doctor ordered, though.

[Turley]

Well, how's that?

[Bob O]

I think what you're seeing here is an administration finally, that is media proof, locked down tight. And I, I think I know where Donald's getting his playbook from. You know he's a media guy.

[Turley]

Yeah, he is.

[Bob O]

He's been on television a lot. I think he's taking his playbook from moves from a person who absolutely tells it like it is. Oh, Boy, and in the entertainment business, that's rare. But Mel Gibson.

[Turley]

That's it. I knew it.

[Bob O]

But look, I know, look, except for a couple of times when he's gotten drunk and pulled over by police officers. Yeah, he's spewed a little craziness here and there.

[Turley]

You know, audio from in his house.

[Bob O]

But who can argue with his great work, his philosophical stance in films like Lethal Weapon 3.

[Turley]

He has kind of had a comeback.

[Bob O]

He, you know, he's the only person in that movie who really stands right next to Joe Pesci.

[Turley]

That's true.

[Bob O]

And is actually taller.

[Turley]

That's true.

[Bob O]

Keep doing those Mel Gibson moves. Donald J. Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susanna, I see your name for our bull. That if we. Our bull name, it's for the bull event this tonight at the Jerry World PBR National. But I can't say it on the air.

[Turley]

Oh, is it bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I do like it.

[Turley]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Suzanne, if you wouldn't mind, go to the John Clay Wolf show page and post that name on there and we'll see if you're a winner. It's something. Something deep. Deep. Okay. But it's a little risque and I don't want. There could be children listening.

[Turley]

Go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you have to be 18 to be on Facebook. So she can post on her Facebook page.

[Turley]

Since when?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

That's also going to be our top 10 list, is the top 10 fake things that we found on the Internet. Because I got this email this week. I'm trying to sell this boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And I got this guy that called me. It starts off with hello. Thanks for getting back to me. My name is Mike Taylor. Good American name. Good normal guy. I'm an oil and gas rotary drill operator currently offshore. I'd like to buy your boat. However, I won't be able to see you in person. Can we do this on PayPal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Send me the money.

[Turley]

Yeah. No, no. We're not doing anything on PayPal. First of all, why can't you come look at the boat? Because I'm offshore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you don't need my boat. But didn't he say later that he's gonna send someone to pick it up?

[Turley]

He's gonna send somebody to get the boat after. After it's all been clear. Hey, dude. Don't know. No, we're not falling for that. I got an airline pilot buddy, solar Rolex. Everything looked great. All went through PayPal. Somehow it was messed up. And he got. The watch was stolen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Yep. This is an airline pilot. He's not a stupid guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're not taking PayPal.

[Turley]

We're not taking PayPal. First of all, if you can't come meet me, I'm not. You're not buying the boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Period. Got any sob spots? I think we've got one more. I don't know if we played it or not yet.

[Turley]

If you want to buy the boat, go to boat trader.com.

[Bob O]

In his opinion, a wire whisk is perfect for a non stick pan. Because he only cooks after 2am when he's piss drunk. He doesn't allow smoking in his vehicle except for strippers and members of the clergy. And no, he doesn't have a light. He doesn't play table tennis for two reasons. First, it's called ping pong. And second, it's a game for he is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Yeah buddy.

[Turley]

Yeah buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah buddy. Yeah buddy. We need to send a build of natural light. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back and I'm a bito. Por favor. Remember, give me the vin.com to your sells your car or call into the show. 800, 800 radio. Your street now, all around your town.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good lord. Good lord. Give him a.

[Turley]

It won't turn off. Dude, seriously? That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[Turley]

Charlie's got this old record player. Remember the old days? Well, the old yellow, but that's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big record player in a box console.

[Turley]

It's actually a piece of furniture and it's got a record player and I was playing it, but it won't turn off now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just don't know how to turn?

[Turley]

No, I pushed the button down. This is power. I know how to turn it off, you monkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

James, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing, sir?

[Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 08 ext. So you've got an Escalade truck?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Pearl white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Does it have 22s, navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

Yep. Does that have a heated steering wheel? The whole nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean CarFax or accident history?

[Caller]

Clean CarFax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[Caller]

All wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six.

[Caller]

Two liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

A year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what are you gonna replace it with?

[Caller]

I'm thinking maybe the nsx, the new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go see Vandergraphact. You tell them I put 20 grand in it on trade. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20s, 20, 21, 2122, actually.

[Caller]

2122. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's time for top 10 at 10. If you want to get a bid on your car, go to givemethevin.com Good morning, John. Hi, Casey.

[Turley]

How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm wonderful.

[Turley]

A lot of fake news. That's like the big thing this week is all Donald talking about all the fake news. All right, CNN and everybody else. Well, here's the top 10 things on the Internet you may not have known or maybe you have that are fake. Are you ready? Here comes Mark Zuckerberg isn't giving you anything, no matter what you paste post on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Bill?

[Turley]

No, Bill's not either. Bill Gates is not giving you crap. Cinnamon roll can did not explode in a man's rear during a shoplifting arrest. That was reported by the onion.com not real news. Man did not die in a meth lab explosion after lighting his fart. That was written, actually by comedian David Weasel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Turley]

Twitter is not shutting down due to Internet bullying. Reported by the Denver Guardian. Not a real newspaper. Let's see. Number six. Oh, a hawk did not drop a snake on a family. Family in the park. That's a video. An eagle did not pick up a baby in the park. Another great video that's being spread. The pilot in the Asiana crash in San Francisco was not named some Ting Wong or Bang Ding Ow. As reported by the Fox affiliate ktvu. North Korea has not banned sarcasm as reported by Fox News. We still have two more. I don't know how we misnumbered. Thank you. LA police are not buying jet packs for the cops for $1 billion. Reported by Fox and Friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

And apparently anything other than the weather on Fox News is not real. And there's your top 10 things for real on the Internet. True stories that have been reported.

[Bob O]

We too feed the grounds to keep.

[Turley]

We too low and bangting owl bang ding owl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you remember when they reported that?

[Turley]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The. The newscasters read it out loud.

[Turley]

Yep, it was. They had a chiron up on the screen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was bad. Cole, 14 Taurus with 62 in leather. Is it a Limited or a SE or SHO?

[Caller]

It is the Limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a limited. What color? Black. How many miles?

[Caller]

62,000 20 inch wheels. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sunroof.

[Caller]

No sunroof, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

But everything else, 11, 5, 12 grand.

[Caller]

All right, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the dot com. We'll buy it. And all you guys that know that you. I mean, we're in Dallas, Fort Worth. That's where we're based. But all the cities that hear us, you know, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Pennsylvania. We can pick these cars up. We bought. How many cars we buy out of Louisiana this week, Charlie? 50. It feels like at least that. Yeah, about 50. I mean, we. We have freight. We have trucks running up and down the road all day every day. We FedEx the checks to our drop locations and get you paid and get them picked up. So don't. Don't worry about the distance between us because. And if you. If you question any of it, go to Better Business Bureau and read our reviews.

[Turley]

There you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll see a lot of happy customers.

[Turley]

Are you on Yelp?

[John Clay Wolf]

We do, yes. But the problem with Yelp is they don't post the good reviews.

[Turley]

They don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they post like, say there's 100 Yelp reviews. Only like 12 of them show. And then you have to click for other reviews that are not recommended. So if you're not a often Yelper, they don't show you. Fool's Roll is a event that starts in Austin, Texas. Cannonball Run.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Movie. They started this a few years ago and dress up with. As the chic or the ambulance driver or whatever.

[Turley]

Cops, whatever you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the. The organ. I just lost him. I don't know how he was there.

[Turley]

Yeah, These people dressed up in costumes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that. That tells you right there. We got a problem with our telos because he wouldn't have hung up. So. So the. The organizer from Fools Roll is going to join us real quick, and I'm sure he'll call back.

[Turley]

You want to tell the story what.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is you do? You know more?

[Turley]

Sure. You buy. You have to. As a group. You go together and you buy a $2,000 car. Cannot spend more than two grand on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Then you drive from Austin as a group. People dress up as chic people dress up as doctors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Movie themes.

[Turley]

Movie themes, Dukes of Hazard, whatever it is. You drive from Austin to Las Vegas. The first person that gets race, you race. You race. The first person to get there wins $10,000. And there's some other prizes as well. But no, you can't speed. If you get a ticket, you're out you have to follow every rule. And if you break any laws, you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out speed or you can't get caught.

[Turley]

You can't get caught speeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you get a speeding ticket, you're out. Yeah. And what do you do when you get to Vegas?

[Turley]

Vegas. You sell the car. And then you take that money and you put it on one bet. Roulette or whatever it is. Blackjack, Whatever it is, you put it on one bet. All the money, whatever you make for the car, you put it on. One bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the winner the one with the most money?

[Turley]

The winner is the one that gets there first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

He gets the big prize.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just a true Cannonball Run?

[Turley]

True Cannonball Run. It's a blast. They do it every year. There's videos up online. Is it Fools roll?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, fools roll.com.

[Turley]

Right. And there's videos of previous winners.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have some friends that were the Anchorman team.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they took the van, they bought an old van and they decaled it. And you get sponsors to help you. They decal the. The anchorman deal, Channel 4. And one was Will Ferrell and one was the other guy. And they dressed just like him. It looks like a good time.

[Turley]

It is lovely. I'd love to do it someday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, and you have to sell that.

[Turley]

Whatever you're driving, you have to sell it. Yeah. Put all the money on a bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put five on hold if he's there. 8008-0072-3480-0800. I don't know if he's there or not, but anyway. Nan 12. Mini Coop. Good morning. Where are you calling from? Beaumont. I. I like Mini Coopers, but for some reason. Well, you're only. Yours only has 13,000 miles. I'm telling you, these things break down on me so much, I've gotten gun shy of them. Have you had any problems with yours?

[Caller]

No. Let me tell you the story about. Actually, it's just under 13. It's at 12, 55 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And it's a 2012.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a Club man or convertible or a countryman or coupe or Paceman?

[Caller]

It's the hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I know what that is. And then there's a two door. A John Cooper Works or an S.

[Caller]

It's a two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's not the Johnny Cooper and it's not the. The S. Okay.

[Caller]

No, no, it isn't. And actually we just bought it December 30th and it still has the original tank of gas in it when we got it at Clear Lake Mini. But what happened is my husband got a really bad. This was his dream car. And a month later we got a really bad medical diagnosis and he can't drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Caller]

Yeah. So that's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather?

[Caller]

Immaculate. I'm telling you, it's like it's never been driven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather?

[Caller]

Leatherette interior? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's the thing. There's so many different versions of this car. And this is why we push people to the [e-mail] I'm coming up with 8,500 in my system, but if I have the VIN number, it's going to tell me more options. So if you'll go to the website, put the VIN number and push a couple pictures, we'll email you an actual offer letter that and we know exactly what we're talking. Thank you.

[Caller]

Like I said, this thing is just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a drop location in Beaumont off 14th street that you can take it and pick up your check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He's on five court. Are you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. When is Fools Roll? When is the actual event start? When's the starting gate gun?

[Caller]

Kickoff is Wednesday, March 29th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what does it cost to enter?

[Caller]

Two grand a person.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you have four people, it's 8,000?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, Cord. Wow. Do I. We should have sold him some advertising if he's making that much money.

[Caller]

I lose about 20 grand a year doing this thing. You figure out a better program, let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you lose on it?

[Caller]

It's. It's just one bit. We're. We're not on the radio now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Yeah, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you are.

[Caller]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's good.

[Bob O]

Yeah, we.

[Caller]

It's just one big party weekend. And I mean, when we get to Vegas, we have a party at the Encore beach club. We spend 30 grand at the pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I mean, it's. The goal is not to make money, is to have fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're putting on a big show. Yeah. Okay. Got it. Who won last year? What was the theme of the group that won last year?

[Caller]

It was Team Sabotage. They were the Beastie Boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were they driving?

[Caller]

I think they had an old cop car.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were some of the most. What was the. Some. Some groups that you remember? The best. The best in show, if you will.

[Caller]

Over the years, the best team we've ever had was a team out of Fort Worth, and there were actually two teams the same year. That did the same thing. They went as the Ron Burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle Polson. I know him. I was just talking about that a minute ago. They were the anchorman crew.

[Caller]

The anchorman. I couldn't think of the name of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they were good. They look.

[Caller]

What made them incredible is they didn't. You know, most people that are competitively driving do it to in 15 hours. These guys did it, like, 51 hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Caller]

And, I mean, they stopped at every stop you could stop. And, you know, they. They, like, took over a news station in Albuquerque, and the news station, like, you know, did a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Caller]

With them behind the desk. And, I mean, they just. They got it and they had a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me this. You get to Vegas and you sell your car, to whom.

[Caller]

It'S evolved over the years. Most of us put our cars up on Craigslist and we just try and unload them. But now all the valet guys know we're coming. They're calling their friends, people give them to a waitress, give them to a dealer. I mean, a lot of people do it for charity and donate the money to a hospital. It's been cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they take the winning whatever they get if it's 500, 1000, 1500 for their car, and they go and make a bet on the roulette table or whatever table they wish.

[Caller]

Yeah. We all meet Saturday night, 6 o', clock, at a roulette table, and you put all the money on one color or number or whatever you want to do and let it roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Turley]

Has anyone ever won that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Caller]

Yeah, Usually it's about probably a 60, 40 split of 60% winners. One year we had 21 teams and 19 winners. That was insane. Our first year, we had one guy put a thousand bucks on one number and hit it. 35 or $36,000 win.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where. How far are these people coming from? To meet you in Austin, Texas, to start this deal?

[Caller]

I think the furthest we've had was Portland, Oregon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. So it's not just all Texas and surrounding. You got people from Georgia and everywhere.

[Caller]

Yeah. Started out with just a group of us local Austinites, and then it. I mean, you name it. New York, L.A. they come from everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever participated in any of these Cannonball Run events anywhere else? Or Gumball 2000 or whatever it's called?

[Caller]

No, no, I always wanted to, but I've just done this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Cord from Fools Roll, and they're having their event at the end of March. And you go to foolsroll.com to sign up and learn more.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thanks, Cord. Sure thing. Appreciate it, man. Have fun.

[Turley]

What a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do that somehow, some way. It's expensive. It is. Yeah. It's a rich man's game.

[Turley]

We're giving him radio. Maybe we get a freebie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just some trade. Maybe, Maybe. Well, I think we just did a pretty good plug for him. Can we send that to him? Sure, sure. But what would we go as? Like, how would we do as a show?

[Bob O]

God, we should be Ghostbusters, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Yeah, but how are you gonna find that vehicle? Yeah, I think we should do stripes. No, no. Breaking Bad. And we get an rv because there's enough of characters in Breaking Bad that.

[Turley]

We can all be a different Pontiac he drove.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could tow the Pontiac behind the rv.

[Turley]

Perfect.

[Bob O]

And that's the only way it's getting to Arizona.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is funny that they stopped at the news stations and the news stations let them in.

[Turley]

51 hours.

[Bob O]

Whammy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's brick? Imagine that.

[Turley]

It's slow news day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason. 150,000 mile Tahoe is not worth a lot of money because the miles are too high. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a third row seat?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than $2,500?

[Caller]

You know, we've been quoted five, but I. You know what, it's a little. It's in. The leather's in rough shape. We just did, you know, we've had it checked out. I just wanted to say I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

To put some shade on this. So we got quoted 5. I know these cars. I buy them and sell them. Couple hundred a week, right? So this car, this. This car is at every dealer auction around the country. Mild out Tahoes. And this car is going to bring 2800, maybe 3200, depending on a tish on on condition. Now, is it a Z7?

[Caller]

First off, I wanted to tell you I love the show. I listen all the time, actually at work and I jumped in my car so I could be on the radio. So thank you for taking my time. I think that a lot of people are using them for work trucks now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but understand, like, this car can be bought at any auction in the country on any day for $3,000. So when someone says five, if it's a dealer, was that on trade in?

[Caller]

No, that was just a random person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that's not a real quote. That's like the bum on the street saying, hey, I'll give you five grand. Say I'll take it. How long till you get back? And that happens. Happens a lot. I mean, people. People. Yeah. But, yeah, I think you got it. I mean, if I was gonna buy the truck and invest in the truck, I would not want to be deeper than 2500 for what I do.

[Caller]

Okay, so you think 2500. 3000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 2500. I'm trying to get 3000. See, I've got to make money, too.

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly. So 25. So you would buy for 2500?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, after I saw the pictures and make sure it's not just a complete steaming pile of Cleveland steamer.

[Caller]

Yeah, that sounds great. You know what? I am. I'm probably gonna do that. We were gonna go to carmax, but those guys, they just gouge you.

[Turley]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we do run a. We. We run a guarantee that if we don't beat your carmax offer, we owe you a hundred bucks. So if anybody out there goes to give me the vin and texts us a picture of their current carmax offer, if we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for $100. And we send about three or four checks a week. It happens. But, I mean, we get hundreds of them. But, yeah, we beat them all the time. But every once in a while, especially if, like, you bought a car from carmax retail within the past five months, they see that in their system, so they give you more money than market to keep you happy coming back. Yeah, and I can't beat those.

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly. So I haven't. You know, I've sold cars to them, and I felt like I could have got more, but I just wanted to get rid of the car. But I'll have it checked out by car max. But I would rather sell it to you, John, just because I love the show and I'd rather get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks, Jason. Just. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and we'll get with it. Appreciate you tuning in, man, and all you guys tuning in. We'll be back in just a minute after a couple of songs and couple commercials. My name is John Clay wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed? He just grinned and shook my hand.

[Bob O]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good d. People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the Hart sisters. Quite some time. 800-800-7, 2, 3. Happy Saturday morning to you, Josh. Good morning. You're on the air. You've got a 16 Hyundai. A Hyundai and it's a Volster Turbo rally edition. How many miles? 8,900. Nothing. Do you like it?

[Caller]

I like it. But I tell you what, John. I'm a real big outdoorsman. I got the car. Initially I thought it would be a fun car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me finish. You feel feminine in this car. You almost feel gay.

[Caller]

No, not at all. Actually, I get a lot of compliments on the car because it's got that matte blue finish Right when you're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Through Oak Lawn over there by Turtle Creek. Look at the car.

[Caller]

No, no. Come on, man. I'm a disabled vet, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I drive the car like it's meant to be driven. It's fast, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard, have you ever heard like the VTEC on the Honda when they, when the VTEC kicks in the turbo system. Have you ever heard what it sounds like? I was standing by the road one day and 3M went by me at high speeds. It goes. This is a $13,500 car, boss man.

[Caller]

13:5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com. say, Wolf, hit me at 13.5 on there. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. How do you. I get paid. And when are you picking it up? Then we'll get back with you. Where you live?

[Caller]

Yes, I live in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. We, we've got, we've got a whole crew and a office down there too.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 15 RAM 2500 4x4 Redneck Especial. You've got to live in. Well, you can live anywhere down here. Where do you live, Matt?

[Caller]

I live in Colorado City, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Conroy.

[Caller]

Colorado City, Texas is between Abilene and midnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Colorado City. Is that what you said? Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.

[Caller]

We call it Colorado City.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to spend a lot of time in Sweetwater. It's not that far.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, no, it's not very far at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a SLT or a Laramie?

[Caller]

No, it's not the Laramie. It's. I guess the one below.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.

[Caller]

My son is. My son's pickup is what it was. It's it. He said it's a tradesman's package is what a package is. I don't know if that means anything to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. I have to ask a lot of questions about this truck to get the right number, and that's not real entertaining for the listeners. Would you mind going to givemetheven.com and laying the VIN number in and pushing a couple pictures so we could do it off air? Okay, thanks, man. We'll head out there and pick them up. We've got guys going out that way all the time. Time, 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Just save yourself the weight and go to giveme the vi n. Givemetheven.com we have 12 buyers sitting in another room at our headquarters in Dallas, Fort Worth, and they're answering emails right now and bidding these cars and emailing. You guys offer letters on your cars and we want to buy them. JD what's in the news today?

[Turley]

Let me see here. You ever seen some of those protests where people line up across the highway and stop traffic and you thought, you know, somebody really ought to just plow through them? Well, you can now, very soon anyway. In Tennessee, the General assembly would make drivers immune from civil liability if they hit protesters who are in the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're kidding me.

[Turley]

A person. That's a true story. A person driving an automobile. Here's the actual wording, though. We have to listen to the wording. A person driving an automobile who's exercising due care and injures another person who is participating in a protest or demonstration, who is blocking traffic in a public right of way, is immune from civil liability. The, the point is, if you go through there at 70 miles an hour and kill some people, you're going to go to jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

If you, if you slowly kind of push through and don't hurt anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So somebody sued somebody and they changed the rules.

[Turley]

Basically. They're, yeah, it's not a free pass. Five or six protesters ended up on a hood of a car and they, he just, he kind of nudged through and they start beating on the, the car. So he accelerates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like zombies hanging on the car.

[Turley]

This guy did the one guy went like 200ft on the hood of the car.

[Bob O]

Then again, that is a good excuse for covering up your license plate when you send a car into givemethe. Vin.com hey, we had one.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was there, there was a deal in the news about, remember this early, about six months ago when there was a shootout in Arlington and the lady took pictures of the car right after the shootout, bullet holes, blood and all, and said, I don't want it anymore. Or what will you give me, God? Like the same day the news came out, she was, she was chased. She went to jail for whatever a year or whatever it was. And then when she got out, she needed to sell the car. Oh, was that the story? Okay. He was like, show me. I'm like, are you kidding me?

[Turley]

Now this story, I don't know. I've seen it in several different locations, but nothing like CNN or somebody, you know, like fox. But as reported previously, two students at the University of California stated they were publicly raised remove their man part if Trump enforced the existing USA Mexico wall in a continuance of this, of this trend. Now four more students have joined from the University of Washington saying they too will remove their man part if he builds this wall with Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that is just a hell of a threat, isn't it? Caitlyn Jenner, we'll be back in just a minute. 800-800-Rode or go to GiveMeThe VI.

[Bob O]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwell show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case loving you. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this song, but I don't know it. What is it? Awesome.

[Bob O]

They played it on deep tracks the other day and, like, my head almost fell Off. I haven't heard this in 30 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Look at that album.

[Bob O]

Is it Blood, Sweat and Tears, Chicago?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bob O]

As soon as he starts singing, you'll. You'll recognize.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called?

[Bob O]

Questions 67 and 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 800-800-7234 is the call number. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to bid on your car. Peter Satar is so good. So good. He should have never left Chicago. I hate all that stuff he did in the 80s.

[Bob O]

I know. They were so good. This is like. Everybody sings on this one. You got the big guy, Cherry Cat, playing lead guitar. And there's some great lead guitar in this one. Man, they were such a great band.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went and saw them the other night at Bass Hall. They were great, but without Peter Cetera, there was a monster hole. And the guy that was doing his part was wonderful.

[Turley]

He did great.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Peter's like Jesus, man. I mean, he's just. He. He. He's got talent that you can't put your finger on. Hey, speaking of Jesus.

[Turley]

Yes?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I brought back a king cake from Louisiana.

[Turley]

Did you really? A real one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. Yeah. And.

[Bob O]

And because what is a king?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mardi Gras coming? It's. I don't know what a king. It's like a big cinnamon roll thing, and it's all covered in beads and different colors and some have cream in them, some have chocolate, but there's a baby.

[Turley]

Little plastic baby inside. And whoever who gets the baby wins or gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do they get? Like good luck or something? Because that's the king.

[Turley]

That's the king.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And my wife brought up a good point. She said, you hear about baby Jesus? And I felt like we were having a moment of Talladega night. Sweet dear Lord, Baby Jesus. You hear about baby Jesus. You hear about the night. I mean, you know, three. Three kings or whatever we. Three kings crossing the desert and all the stuff.

[Turley]

Wise men.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wise men, yeah. But you never hear about, like, adolescent Jesus. I mean, did he have friends? Did he go to middle school? What was he doing back then? You hear about grown up Jesus and you hear about baby Jesus. But what about those 17 years between.

[Turley]

He was a carpenter?

[Bob O]

This is gonna sound kind of boring. Really boring. But there are books that are considered apocryphal, you know, that were not included. They decided not to put them in the actual Bible that we have today about those times in his life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they should have, like a king chicken fried steak that he might have eaten as a 12 year old.

[Bob O]

King Big Mac, Lost books of the Bible. There's a story about when he's like 12 and something, he makes a. A kid walk off of a roof or something because he's mad at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Into the kid fall.

[Bob O]

It's like a real Stephen Kingy sounding story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people falling off the roof, this is no joke. So I'm at an auction in Louisiana.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's this junky old place with a tin roof. And they were talking about Lady Gaga and this and that. And then we're gonna put on a big show after the sale. We're gonna have gumbo. And this damn fat coon ass woman jumped off a tin roof like Gaga did. Did at the.

[Bob O]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the Super Bowl.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And landed on stacked up bed mattresses. That was great. And then she served gumbo.

[Turley]

That didn't really happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did happen.

[Turley]

She jumped off a roof.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

An old rusty tin roof. That was her version of celebrating.

[Turley]

Didn't really jump off the roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that was all fake.

[Bob O]

CGI Marie Lavone or they party out there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Andrew. Oh, Chevy S blazer. Where's Johnny S10 blazer with 167,000 miles. Wow. It sounds like a sleeper, man.

[Caller]

A sleeper?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like just something we all want, but nobody knew you had it.

[Caller]

Well, like I said, it's my everyday driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Good, good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

2000 model Chevy S10 with 167. Let's just cut to the chase and get it bought. What's the it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, make me an offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you tell me. I don't want to price another man's property 2500. It ain't me, babe.

[Caller]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, baby. We're going to have to pass on that one at 2500 is the official ruling here this afternoon. Dang it. Were you all right over there, J.D.

[Turley]

Well, no, no. My headphone thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what y' all gotta understand. If I give you a hundred dollars for that car and you live in Houston. Houston. And I have to pay a buyer a hundred dollars to make the deal. Cuz that's what we pay them.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I have to pay a truck driver $70 to go over there and pick it up and inspect it.

[Turley]

Gotta move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I have to pay another guy to haul it back to Dallas.

[Turley]

There's another mover.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I sell this truck for $400 in an auction maybe.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's say it brings 300 I, I own it for like 550 now.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I got to pay the auction selfie.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I lose like $8,700 on a $100 car. And when I say I don't buy junk, that's why, why cost you money? I'd give you a hundred to keep.

[Turley]

Just cost you money. People don't realize it costs you money to, to process all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely does. Absolutely. The world ain't free.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know we, we can. All these dealers have these same expenses. Detailed transport fees. Da da da da. And. But in the market is priced around it. But when you get into sub 500, sub $800 stuff you can't. There's no room to work on them.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a foundered cow. It needs to be shot in the head and put down boy. 800. 800. 7234.

[Bob O]

I think we got a winner on our, our bull name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O]

It is Jim o' Connor who came up with the sparkling fantastic name. Hugh Heer.

[Turley]

Hugh Heer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim o'. Connor.

[Turley]

That's going to be our show bull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name at the PBR championship for nationals tonight at Jerry World. And he won a pair of tickets and he's already said he's coming by the the studio in Fort Worth to pick him up. Nice. Congrats guys and thank you for playing cool.

[Turley]

Don't enjoy that bull ride over.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did you think about the press conference on was it Wednesday? The, the Trump deal?

[Bob O]

I'm quite amused, you know and a lot of left leaning people like myself are just freaking out, you know and with good reason. With good reason. He's very not sensible in a lot of ways, you know what I mean? But I mean he's not a politician.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got to be the part of his stick.

[Bob O]

He doesn't know the rules yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O]

I feel kind of bad for him. Do you, you notice how sad he sounds? Cuz I listen to a lot of news on the radio, right. I'm on the air every day so I hear TSN and I hear CBS News. And he said, you know, the next nominee for NSA will be a terrific person. He sounds sad.

[Turley]

There's a school of thought that thinks he didn't think he was ever going to win. That it was all a publicity thing to get more money out of his TV gigs. And when he won he's like oh my God, now I got to do this.

[Bob O]

It just occurs to me when I hear his voice primarily that I don't think Donald is Having a good time anymore?

[Turley]

No, it's not fun.

[Bob O]

I mean, it doesn't look funny. It doesn't sound fun.

[Turley]

Who would want that job?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Oh, I think he means it. I think he's excited. I think he's made all the money that any, any normal guy can make in the world. This is a great challenge now. I disagree. I think his MO and his intentions are 500% on. And that's why some, many people voted for him. I think his delivery is a mess. Yeah, but people have just come accustomed to it said, okay, you're, you're a weirdo. But I mean all this tax stuff and all this, I mean Russia, you know. But what he said is, why can't we be friends with Russia? Why shouldn't we be great friends with Russia? What? Really? Why shouldn't we?

[Turley]

I kind of asked that myself.

[Bob O]

Well, he's kind of failed though to allow anything negative to be recognized about Russia and that. Problematic.

[John Clay Wolf]

But who. It's not unless they're hurting their people. It's not our place to police the world. No, but they're a massive powerhouse. And China and etc, I mean, why.

[Turley]

Wouldn'T you get along with them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because our attitude is we're so big and bad that we are not even. We're supposed to look down on all these people. Now that causes problems.

[Bob O]

They toyed with our election.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't toy with nothing.

[Turley]

Anything.

[Bob O]

I believe they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't toy another.

[Turley]

You're the one that told me there was no way that the election could be rigged. Hillary was.

[Bob O]

They didn't change the outcome. But you know all those fake news stories that you see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Bob O]

About the, the John Podesta Satanist cult.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got two and a half minutes left. Let's get into this now. Number four. We got a lot long time. We have plenty of time to do that. Good morning, you're on the air, comrade.

[Caller]

Text files, love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got?

[Caller]

I got two. Got an actual Acura RDX 13. Okay, 60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start. Let's just one at a time. It's a 13 Acura RDX and it's got 50 on the clock. What color 60 on the clock. And is it the all wheel or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's all wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a tech package? Is it. Does it have factory navigation? It does.

[Caller]

It has it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a 17. 518 grand truck.

[Caller]

Okay, very good. And next I have an 83 Chevy Silverado. Long bed, no rust, no dents.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any me, it ain't me, But I am the Acrosmy. Sterling. You've got 11 Chrysler 300. Is it the C?

[Caller]

No, it's the six cylinder model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what color?

[Caller]

Pearl white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the base, Is it limited or is it the Hemi? Well, it's not the Hemi, you already told me. So is it a leather or touring?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's leather. Sunroof, navigation, all the bells and whistles minus the Hemi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say limited on the back?

[Caller]

I do believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to bid it as a limited then.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No miles. 13,000 miles. Does it have factory navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 grand.

[Caller]

14?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

All right, I'll put it online for.

[John Clay Wolf]

You then go to givemethevin.com. let's get her bought. That's a good bid for a low mile car and I want to buy it. 50 seconds left before we go. Okay, guys, we jump. Some of the stations don't carry the next hour. In Houston, you can jump over to 97.5 and catch hour number four on iHeartRadio. You can catch our number four. I mean on any of our stations that are carrying us. There's a lot of them. Go to givemetheven.com, scroll down, it shows all the radio stations we're on. You can get it off your iHeartMedia player. We have a podcast that goes up about 2 o' clock and you can get the whole thing on podcast, commercial, free. And everyone else, we're just going to be there with you in our number four. GiveMeTheven.com is where we buy the cars. Go to GiveMeTheven.com and load them in. And we want to buy it. We're not, we're not a free kissing booth. We do do free appraisals, but we really want to buy them. And the guy's going to ask you, what's it take to buy it? We want to buy it. We don't just want to give a bunch of opinions because it cost me money to have these people in here bidding these cards for you. We're not a machine, we're not a robot. We're real people giving real opinions and throwing out real money. And we want to buy them and we're great buyers. We will see you next Saturday in our number four listeners. Hang tight. Got to be good looking. Cause he's so hard to see See come together right now over me.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. Caller, line one. What you got? It's you talking to me? Yeah, you're on the air. It's quick, huh?

[Caller]

Nice, man, nice. I got a 2012 Grand Cherokee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, we want a bigger car. We're looking for an Acadia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, boy. It's not that much bigger.

[Caller]

Yeah, it feels bigger on the inside, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Is this a Laredo Limited overland or SRT8?

[Caller]

Laredo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

81, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Houston. 12 grand.

[Caller]

See, that's what you offered me before I dealing with one of your salesman. I was going to call you to see if you could do better than your salesman, but he sent me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could tell I trained him pretty well, right?

[Caller]

He came back with, well, because I owe. I owe12.5 on it. I was kind of wanting to get 13.5 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two? Two. No, we're all over it. We're all over it. Actually. I bet it is a 12. Yeah, we're all over that thing like a cheap suit. It's not a Hemi. It doesn't have 20 inch wheels. It doesn't have a roof, right? No, no. I'm surprised it hits you at 12. Actually, I would have hit you at 11 as a tool. Drive hurt you down deep. Well, that's where we're at that. I mean, you know, all I can do is buy and sell the market and actually my system shows to give 10, 5. It's getting better, isn't it? You ought to hang up while you got your 12.

[Caller]

Hang up while I'm at 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you.

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. And if I had the VIN number, it would have busted it right in as the two and I would have known. That thing don't make no money from 12 grand. It loses at 12 grand. I don't want that thing at 12 grand. I guess they weren't getting it, so I guess we'll buy it. If we. If we, if we. If we said we'll do it, we'll do it. If we send them an offer letter for 12, we're gonna do it. That's one thing we do do is we do what we say we're gonna do. And if you go to our better business reviews. Have you read them, Mike? Yeah, they're great. They said these guys do what they say they're gonna do. They say the same thing again and again and again. Can't believe it. A met a car dealer that does what he says he's gonna do. We're getting a lot of repeat customers too, that sold to us before and they're back from last year from. So we. When we just started. Isn't that weird? And it was. I mean, it came in strong this past week. A lot of our buyers didn't have to. They had to mark themselves busy because they're getting so much B backs. Really comebacks. Yeah, it was, it was quite amazing. Well, it's actually starting to work. This is exciting.

[Bob O]

JD is kind of busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It only takes 20 years to make an overnight success.

[Bob O]

What are you. What are you working on?

[Turley]

I broke the headphones. Shut up.

[Bob O]

Did you really? You know, for a 40 year veteran, you sure are hard on equipment, man.

[Turley]

When we made it, it was made good. This is crap.

[Bob O]

Turley's record player. You invented the record player and you can't turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember before you were fat and ugly how we were sitting on the showroom at Wolf Ford in Vernon, Texas? Yeah. Doing this.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just dreaming that we might be in this spot. And here we are. Yeah.

[Bob O]

I mean, crazy craziness.

[Turley]

You were dreaming of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Back then, getting on big air, being on the best rock stations and in major markets. Yeah. We were on a crappy, crappy station back then.

[Bob O]

I had a feeling, though, as soon as I saw your setup, the way you had it set up, it was just. It was just talent friendly. Sincerely. I mean, you know, you got. You got two mics with Austin for a third. You got a guitar handy, two screens, two keyboard boards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That little crappy mixer, the little blue one.

[Bob O]

Yeah. Remember the little Radio Shack?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I started doing the Daily Nooner because I was like, I've got to learn how to be a radio personality. I've never done this. So I started doing a show from noon to one called the Daily Nooner on ESPN 1230 at Wichita Falls. And I just get on the air like Rush Limbaugh style and go solo. And it was hard.

[Turley]

Dude, that's hard work.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard. And my wife called and she said, you sound naked out there.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to do something.

[Turley]

Very few people in this world can pull that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. She said, you need to do something. Because I was solo, I had no, no co host. And that's where the music came from. The underneath music.

[Turley]

Sure. I just Started keeps it going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it just helped me, you know, carry the show for an hour straight, and then it went into two hours. But I mean, there were a lot of reps of that. I was doing the math on this the other day, how many hours of radio I've done, and I came up with 20,000. That's a lot, you know, 10,000 hour rule is what supposed to be, you know, you're good at something, so we should be figuring this out sooner or later.

[Turley]

Sooner or later you got it down, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years have you been doing it, Turley? Wow. Started like an KNTU at 90, 99. Yeah. And then radio station. Radio station from there. Yeah. 20 years or something. I mean, not 20 years. About 17. What about you, bum?

[Bob O]

June will be my 30th anniversary. I started in 1987 in JD40.

[John Clay Wolf]

40 years of radio since your days in WWO or K and Marconi. Hung out up in Missouri.

[Turley]

Actually, it was. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa.

[Turley]

KSEO in Durant, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the first one.

[Turley]

Very first time I opened the microphone.

[Bob O]

It was also the first station that began with a K instead of a.

[Turley]

W. Yes, we were the very first one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y' all went off of Morse code onto spoken word?

[Turley]

There was no spoken word back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you do?

[Turley]

Sign language.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you do in Durant, Oklahoma?

[Turley]

I did the evening. It was top 40 radio. This is the evening show. Seven to seven to sign off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you did disc jockeying until what year?

[Turley]

Until 2000, when we did spoken word with Russ Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Spoken word, spoken word. Sounds like. Sounds Jesusy.

[Turley]

That's what they call it in corporate world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spoken word. And was that on what station?

[Turley]

That was on what was at that time? 10:53. The country station. We switched it over to the talk rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. That was your first talk show gig?

[Turley]

No, actually, my very first talk show gig was in 86 at KTSA in San Antonio. I did the midday show by myself, and that's where I learned that hard crap, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Rush. When did you start?

[Bob O]

You know, John, when you. When you exist on a diet of Dr. Peppers and Percocet.

[Turley]

Oh, geez.

[Bob O]

The time escapes you? I'm not sure. It could be something like 30 years. It could be 70.

[Turley]

I don't think it's 70.

[Bob O]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't Rush start in Oklahoma?

[Turley]

I'm not sure. That's your question?

[Bob O]

St. Louis.

[John Clay Wolf]

St. Louis. And it was. Your real name's Christy?

[Bob O]

My real name's Rushbow.

[Turley]

Your parents called you that?

[Bob O]

I don't know, Christy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. And what are you making a year now, Rush?

[Bob O]

Somewhere between. Between 314 billion gazillion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that your contract's about 50 million a year.

[Bob O]

I'm not sure I have people to take care of those kinds of things.

[Turley]

Actually, you were born in Cape Girardeau, in case you wondered.

[Bob O]

It's a lot like the Joe Walsh song. Just leave a message, maybe I'll call. I have accountants to pay for it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do with all that money?

[Bob O]

Well, prescriptions are getting fairly expensive these days. Thank goodness they've gotten rid of that Affordable Care Act.

[Turley]

He was the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really, what do you do with all that money? You make 50 million a year. So after tax, that's like 2 million, 2 1/2 million a month.

[Bob O]

Can I be honest?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob O]

I've got one room in my home where I have four Xbox ones. God. Never played them.

[Turley]

Never played them.

[Bob O]

I've never played them.

[Turley]

His net worth is $79 million million dollars.

[Bob O]

I turn them on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should be more than that. He makes 50 million?

[Turley]

Well, he's spending it as he goes on Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know in gin.

[Turley]

That's his. That's his net worth.

[Bob O]

Troy cassettes and old Waylon Jennings records.

[John Clay Wolf]

Troy, Troy, what would you do if you were El Rushbow and had that kind of income?

[Caller]

No, I'd go buy me a Trump Tower or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you. You must not be doing too bad because you're driving a Benzo. Even though it's a little baby Benz Benzo, it's still a Benzo. What do you do for a living?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm a business owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Business owner. Do you want to plug your business while you're on the air? Business?

[Caller]

No, I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's one of those kind of businesses, huh? Hey, is it a two door or four door? C class?

[Caller]

Two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I had a feeling it was a two door. Does it have navigation? Does it have 18 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Navigation got moonroof, leather, reverse camera. What color inch wheels? It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand.

[Caller]

Okay, 20 grand has got 215 on it. On the miles, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I saw. I saw 22, so I figured it at 22. 20,000 is what I've been given for these things. And if that works for yours, I'll buy your too. Go to Give me the VIN. Giveme the vi.com. load up the VIN and show us the pictures and we'll reconfirm the 20 and get you paid and get you picked up.

[Caller]

Okay. All righty, I'll do it. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Now, remember, if they got bad car faxes, and we'll see that on the vin, then I've got to adjust the bid. All right, what we say?

[Turley]

I was just saying. He's the 11th highest payload in the. Rush Limbaugh, the 11th highest paid earning celebrity in the world. He now this year celebrates 50 years in broadcasting. Started at 16 years of age as a disc jockey. Wasn't 1984 until he did the spoken word for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name? Something Christie, isn't it?

[Turley]

Rush Hudson Limbaugh iii. Rush Hudson.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he had a. He had a air name.

[Turley]

Oh, he had an air name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard Christie, something like that. I forgot. It doesn't matter. No, he's rich.

[Turley]

Yes, he is. Very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking smack about politics.

[Turley]

Rush Hudson Limbaugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Hudson. So what we were. We were talking earlier about. What have y' all got going there? Nothing. We were talking earlier about politics and about the Trump crap.

[Caller]

Where were we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where were we? We had. We're talking about his approach to the President's scene and our agreement and disagreement of it and. Bob. Bob, I cut you off.

[Bob O]

Well, no, I mean, I'm just kind of a rationalist, really. I think all politicians, I. I try to give them all the benefit of the doubt, you know. I don't think we really have evil politicians in this country. People do disagree to a great extent about a lot of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you've got to think about the DNA of the person that's driven to become empowered.

[Bob O]

Well, yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a little.

[Turley]

That's crazy. I mean, who would want that job?

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone to have power. Power.

[Turley]

It's just power. Control.

[Bob O]

Yeah, well, I don't know, but you can be like an idealist type, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, and they never win, though, because they don't promise any power sharing.

[Bob O]

Jimmy Carter won, and he's. He's probably the last real idealist we had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Trump's an idealist?

[Bob O]

I think to an extent he is, but he just doesn't. He hasn't. You know what, when you're new at something, they say, you know, you gotta. You gotta go through the, you know, somebody's gotta show you the ropes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O]

He doesn't know where the ropes are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O]

And he. He's been so unconcerned about it that now, I mean, it's just like your dad throwing you out of the boat, you know? Sink or swim, kid. You're gonna learn how to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now, he's got a lot of people around him. It's not like he doesn't have any.

[Turley]

Advice, but he doesn't listen to a lot of. Apparently.

[Bob O]

Yeah, but a lot of them, you know, he's. He is filling the cabin it with. With bankers and types that I generally disagree socially with a lot of the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Let me grab them.

[Caller]

Oh, good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. What, what, what you got?

[Caller]

So I have a 96 Toyota Camry.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, we. We can't really buy that because it cost us too much to handle it.

[Caller]

What do you mean to handle it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to pay somebody to buy it. I've got to pay somebody to pick it up. I got to pay somebody to move it up to Texas. I've got to pay somebody to detail it. And by the time we're done spending money on it, we're upside down in it. I mean, if I gave you $500. If I gave you $500 on it, I'd have a thousand in it. And the market on it on a 96 Camry is probably 600 bucks. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

Well, I've got 165,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a perfect Craigslist car. Put it on Craigslist for 1500, somebody's gonna walk up and offer you 800 to $1200, depending on how nice it is, and sell it.

[Caller]

Okay, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free advice. Free advice. We. We buy, we'll bid. Have you noticed, Turley, when we bid 500 cars, we get screamed at. Oh, they get angry.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they think their car is worth five grand, four grand, and some of them ten grand. Seriously? Yes. We had a guy a minute ago with that car that wanted 10,000 for. There was two. Two grand and up is kind of a number.

[Bob O]

Is that a.

[Turley]

Is that just praying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I saw it in the newspaper. It was going for this amount. Similar truck than I have. Well, how could. I mean, in there. I understand. They're on the highway. They're looking around. They. They hear the media. Everything's 20 to $50,000. Their car is running with the rest of them. How can this thing only be worth 500? How.

[Turley]

How is that possible?

[John Clay Wolf]

How's a four wheeler worth 1500? That's old.

[Turley]

Or golf cart worth four and this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car is worth 500. How can that be? It has air conditioning. It has this. I agree, you lowball and weight. So they make 20 million new ones a year. That's what screws it up.

[Bob O]

My boy Tom is born back. See that car back 2001.

[John Clay Wolf]

Body style. Set precedents for who you are. Your car can be an extension of yourself. And if you're driving a 96 Camry, then there's just not a lot of people that want. That are just basic, basic, basic transportation. They have a budget, and it's about 1500 is the top of it. Or they can go to the note dealer and put 500 down and buy it for 29.95 and make payments forever.

[Turley]

And end up paying six grand for that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a rough deal. I mean, I can't bang on note dealers because I sell a lot of cars to them. Sure. But the reason, it's kind of like insurance. Why does health insurance for my family cost 1500amonth? It's because of the claims. Sure. It's not that we spend $1,500 a month in doctor visits. It's that we're having to pay for all the big claims. I had a motorcycle wreck, broke my back, was out forever. In the hospital forever. They spent 700,000 on that.

[Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. So that's a good example of they have to recoup that money in increasing the premiums. Where am I going with this? I forgot something about cars. Well, the cheap cars, right? Oh, the cars are getting. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the note dealers. The note dealers, they have repos left and right and right and left. They know these $500 cars worth 500.

[Turley]

Because they buy them 500 and they resell them several times.

[John Clay Wolf]

The NAFTA thing, the junk has come down because if you remember, used to see Mexico. Mexicans, and they're Mexicans and they're. That. They have five cars piled together on dollies and chain, bumper to bumper, heading down 35, heading down the NAFTA corridor to Mexico.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that changed. That used to be the market for these junk cars at the auctions. You don't see Mexican dealers anymore buying junk cars because they can't get them across the border.

[Bob O]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it screwed up their junk. They're parts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody wants them. That's the problem. Anyway. Anyway, I'll get off that. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

Honda accord.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

107.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not bad. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather. 360 XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door or four door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they change the body style. Was it the next year in 087.

[Caller]

Had different tail lights than they. Oh 33 05. But they made a radical change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait, that's right. So. So it is the older body style. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

In average. It is got custom rims and a custom red stripe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That hurts it. Just FYI. It hurts it. I mean the. I. I would give more. Well, I need to see the rims, but in most cases. Do you have the old factory rims still?

[Caller]

No, they got lost in the flood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the car get lost in the flood for any period of time?

[Caller]

No, no, no. It didn't even get wet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm, I'm around four grand and I'll confirm that. Go to givemetheven.com. say John bid it at four grand on air, but he wants to look at it. So send the pictures and we'll. And we'll look at. We'll search. When we get that VIN number, we pull it Louisiana state registration. We pull a carfax and we pull an auto check so we can read about the history and we look at the pictures and we take your word and we buy the car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to give me the vin.com. load it up. That goes for anyone listening right now. Everybody that wants to look. I go to givemetheven.com we bid a 300 or 200, whatever. Bid $280,000 on that Lexus the other day out of Baton Rouge. I mean, we, we buy expensive cars. You oil people tugboat guys with the big lades and all the good stuff. That's where I'll really impress you is on the heavy stuff. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf on by cars right here.

[Bob O]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

2500 miles. You mean 250,000 miles. Tim, how many miles are on this truck? Hey, Tim.

[Caller]

2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't have 2,500 miles on it, does it?

[Caller]

You wouldn't want to bet a handful of hundreds on it, would you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll bid more than a handful of hundreds if I just want to make sure. So what's lady bought it?

[Caller]

They drove it to Red river with their camper. He came home and died.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago? Like 20 years ago.

[Caller]

Well, 2000. Do the math. At least 17 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it run? Is it okay? Yeah, cuz sometimes if stuff sits up too long, it screws up.

[Caller]

No, I've run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's an old body style, 2500, two wheel drive. God, I wish this was a four wheel drive. My God. It's a Cummins with 2500 miles. So did you just buy it off of her?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm. I'm a plumber and I saw it and I bought it off of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did she have a for sale sign or was it just sitting in the garage? You got to talking to her?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you give?

[Caller]

Well, I'm embarrassed to say, but I bought it cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. What'd you give her that didn't change what it's worth?

[Caller]

I. All I've got tied up in it. Labor. I've got two days of labor tied up in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She gave it to you?

[Caller]

No, I'm a plumber. I got two days of labor tied up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got you. So you did a barter, a trade.

[Caller]

I probably got $2,000 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is the paint, was it inside all these years?

[Caller]

Inside? I mean, it's a capsule pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a SLT or a Sport? Do you know?

[Caller]

I think a le. Was there an le?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the options I'm seeing are Laramie, which is leather, SLT or spare as.

[Caller]

Windows to carpet lock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll go with SLT automatic. So it's like you said, it's a time capsule pickup. All right, so it's yours. I don't know. I want to buy it. What do we sell it for?

[Caller]

I'm thinking 12, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm thinking that's too strong for that body style. No matter how perfect it is without the Four wheel drive. But let me, let me look at something cuz this is interesting to me. Hang on. I know this makes for bad radio. I apologize everyone. But we got something unique here and I want to make sure I do it right. Here's some toadies, Tyler. Right. So it's the same body as a 97 and it's a freaking. There's no damn transactions. I bought one like this. What the hell is this truck worth? I got no, no data here. Here we go. Okay, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking eight grand. I will give you $9,000 for this car.

[Caller]

Okay? No, I'm gonna pedal it. I'll do better than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know what they say, right? What they say, they say pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. And you got a guy sitting in here ready to give you a $9,000 check. And no test driving. No BS. No. Let me go to my banker and see. Let me ask my wife.

[Caller]

Yeah, but the kicker is where you going to find another one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but the other kicker is what's the desirability on the, on the body style? That old in a two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yeah, the four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

The four wheel drive. People will be slobbering on themselves for it.

[Caller]

I. I'm not being arrogant. I don't have anything in it. I will keep it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the. What, what. What's the least you'll take for it?

[Caller]

I'll take 12,5 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You won't take 10,000?

[Caller]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wouldn't take 10 5?

[Caller]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wouldn't Take. You wouldn't take 11,000?

[Caller]

I wouldn't take 1245. 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stubborn. Wouldn't take 1245 if I gave you 12,5. We bring it to, to Fort Worth and deliver it?

[Caller]

No sir. It'll sell out my driveway.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to play the some spots after.

[Bob O]

This guy's from.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's from. I'm sure he's from Wichita. You got to be from Oklahoma if you're this hard headed.

[Caller]

No, Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I knew it was up there in that area. You know, I was the Ford dealer up there and I dealt with enough of you hard heads and I can smell them. Okay, 12 5. 12 5.

[Turley]

I bet some people in his family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T like 12, 5 on a 20,000 mile truck. Here's what we're gonna do. I can't. Are you too hard headed to put it into my system and send me pictures?

[Caller]

You won't believe it. We don't even have it on a computer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But your phone, does it have a camera on it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if you go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number in and then it'll answer a couple questions, really short form, takes all of 45 seconds and it'll give you an option to. Or just take a couple of pictures already with it. Or it'll say take photo 1. You push the button, it'll open the camera on your phone and just snap a side shot of it and then open the door and snap me an interior shot of it where I can see the steering wheel back up a little bit like you're standing in the driver door with it open. Show me those two pictures and I'll tell you if I'll give you, you a 125 now. I might do it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might do it. I, I, I'm. You haven't lost me yet. God, I wish it was a four wheel drive. I'd give you a lot more if it was a four wheel drive anyway. But I want to buy it, so let's try to get it bought. I need to see it. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now we're going to the other end of the spectrum. Michael has a 16 vet. Good morning, Mike.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you, where you calling from? Where, okay, L.A. do you have a title on this car? Is there a payoff? Okay, and it's a, it's a coupe or a convertible or Z51. Which one is it?

[Caller]

It's a hard top spot today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a two LT or a three LT? Two JT to JT.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I don't know about a JT. I know about LTS. You sure it's not an LT, two LT or three LT?

[Caller]

Three LT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you saying Z06?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to the website, give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll bid it that way. I want to buy the vet, but just go to the website and load it up. Let's look at it because I'm, I'm miscommunicating with you. He's so stone. He's not stone. He's just, here's what you got to watch, guys. That guy may be real rich and just lazy and like, ah, a lot of these people we buy these expensive cars off of, they're just like, whatever, just give me my number. They have no patience for anything. They're not going to put anything out. Have you not noticed that? But he sounded so like, yeah, he lives in Louis. He lives in South Africa, Louisiana. I mean, it's Mardi Gras.

[Bob O]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just, you know, don't. Don't judge a book by its cover. That's one thing I've learned in this business. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Turley]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

I have a 2015 BMW M4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I was wondering what kind of price I can get for it. It's fully loaded. What color the metallic? Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I have not had the M version of A four in a while now. Wait, hang on. Let me look at something else real quick. 2000. What? 15.

[Caller]

20, 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an M. It's not an M Sport, right?

[Caller]

No, it's an M4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, gotcha. There is a difference, as you know, a big one. Okay, here we go. Is it a convertible or a coupe?

[Caller]

Coop.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gray. Does it have paddle shifters?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

8,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

8,000 miles. It's a 50 grand ride.

[Caller]

At least. Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's where I'd be a buyer right there around 50 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you want to sell it, just go to give me the vin.com and let me look at it. I may give a little more, but I'd like to get it bought.

[Turley]

Do you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

It's. It's pretty clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I can just give you a check, you give me a title. We're good. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Thanks for listening.

[Caller]

Yeah, thank you.

[Bob O]

I'm exhausted doing that dealing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, how'd you get started on radio?

[Turley]

How'd you get started on radio, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got hurt real bad is how I got started on radio. And I was in a damn wheelchair.

[Turley]

It was a bad thing, but it turned into a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't know what I was going to do with my career from a wheelchair because I never thought I was going to walk again. So I started and I got broke.

[Turley]

That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but. So I had this little dealership in Vernon, Texas.

[Turley]

Rock bottom is a place to turn around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Isn't that fun? I'd rather pass country song. I would. I would have rather passed on that whole experience. I had an embezzlement that hit me at my dealership while I was out for that. I was really, really out for four months. Like, just out out. I was in the hospital for two months, in bed for two more months. Got back to the business and found out I was broke. Controller stole all My money. So I had to fix this dealership, which was in Vernon. And I was like, how do we do this? People always love hearing me bid cars on the phone. Sure, let's try that on the air. And I went and saw Lindy Parr at Cumulus in Wichita Falls. He came up to re up us for our year in advertising. And I said, I'll be glad to sign, but I need a radio show. He said, what do you mean? What you mean, boy, I need. Well, okay, we'll do that.

[Bob O]

Sit down and tell me what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six in the morning. Six to seven. We'll clear you. Six to seven on. On the Outlaw.

[Turley]

What? Saturday morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, six to seven on Saturday morning. Like, Big boss, that ain't going to work.

[Turley]

Yeah, I can get more people at 7:11, but thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. So we did. Did we start at 8 or 9? I think the first one was 8 to 9. It's not bad. Right after the Home and Garden show.

[Turley]

Ooh, that's good placement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, on the Outlaw. Me and Scotty Preston. So when we first got in there, he had one of his DJs as my co host. And I shoved him out of the way in about 15 minutes, I bet.

[Turley]

So had to keep an eye on you DJs. Good morning, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Scotty and I did that show for, oh, gosh, about a year together. And then we moved it up to. I bought a little radio station. It was a Mexican aunt KSEY and I leased it, did an LMA called ESPN and said, there's not a Wichita Falls affiliate for espn. Can we be it? They said yes. They sent me the contract Easy still ever did. So at least Ksey moved the stu built a studio at the dealership. And now it's ESPN 1230 Wolf Radio. And now we had our own radio station to practice on and run all the ads we wanted to do whatever you want. It made cool points to have a radio station at the dealership. And then Amarillo picked the daily nooner up and we started doing this weekday deal. And that's how I met Bob. As he heard the show and he left me a voicemail. Hey, man, what you're doing? Come up. So anyway, we did that for a long time. And then when I moved back to Dallas, when I'm. When I sold the dealership and moved back, I kept the. I. I went to 10, 5, 3 of the fan and did. Was it. Was it two hours or one? I forgot. Were you working there then, Turley? I don't think so. I We had just left because the station got blown up. Right From. From Talk. That. Yeah.

[Bob O]

That day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You remember that day, JD that day very well. JD Was the shining star of that station. He and Russ Martin.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they got fired. They got the old bullet. They blew the station up.

[Turley]

It was a great day. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My fault. How did you find out y' all were gone?

[Turley]

This is such a great. This was the great, greatest day because I was in such a bad place with the guy I worked with. But I'm sitting at my desk and I look, and the general manager, the market manager, and the program director all walked by my desk and closed the door to the studio, the proverbial door. I went, dude, this is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Turley]

I went to the other staff and I went, start packing your stuff. We're done. And they're all like, what are you talking about? I went, trust me. The. The trifecta. Just walked into the studio and closed the door. This is happening. And they walked in, walked back out, and they went. Been fun, guys. Here's your letter. They had their hand typed up, gave me a letter of. It was pay or play. So I had two and a half years left on a contract and more.

[John Clay Wolf]

They paying you a year?

[Turley]

250,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bob O]

Get you some.

[Turley]

I like it. It was funny. For the next two years, I got raises that were built into the. I never stepped. I never stepped foot in the audience, in the studio, and I got raises every year. It was a crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So for two and a half years, you got paid to sit.

[Turley]

To sit around, get benefits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. And what did your partner do?

[Turley]

He kind of went off. He had. He had some legal issues. He kind of spun off when he did his own deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did those legal issues help that decision to blow the station?

[Turley]

I'm not sure that's a. Was an excuse that's up for contention. Yeah. Depends on who you ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Turley]

So I don't know the answer to that question.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that day, did they flip it to 10, 5, 3?

[Turley]

The day at noon, they flipped it. They had. They. They had the news crews coming in the front door while they were pushing us out the back door. Literally. The TV cruise.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do the press release.

[Turley]

To do the press release. I mean, everybody knew but us. Everybody knew but us sales people already knew TV crews were coming in. They literally walked up to go, would you mind giving us your parking guards?

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy that you. The guy that you worked with is the one that cleared me to do Saturdays in Dallas. And that was our first big station.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To go Gavin.

[Turley]

Gavin. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then so he was only there for a short period of time and then he got moved to Houston. Yeah, he went to Houston to run 6:10am Right. And they hired a new guy named Tom bigby. And he was a jerk.

[Turley]

Everybody hated him.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, he was a jerk.

[Turley]

Everybody hated him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I started looking for a new gig and that's when I went over to clear channel to the eagle. And we've been with iheart ever since. Are we out of time? One minute. Oh, we'll be back.

[Turley]

Did you say you're on ksey? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Just a tiny little Seymour. Yeah.

[Turley]

That's where the transmitter r my Texas road tripping shows on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right, right. Funny. That's great. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Dan with the Subaru. I'm going to grab you during the break, so hold tight. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[Bob O]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

Come on. Let us give your mind around.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're giving enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and we're the best in the business.

[Bob O]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin. Justin. Justin's got a 16 diesel Titan, which I like these cars and I don't know why they're not selling new and they've rebated them into the dirt to try to get rid of them. It's weird. Justin, how are you doing?

[Caller]

I'm all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the truck. Do you like the engine?

[Caller]

Oh, the engine is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove one for about a month. I thought it was awesome. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Baton rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a titan turbo diesel. Is it the platinum or the Pro4X or an SSLSV?

[Caller]

Which one it's the SLX.

[John Clay Wolf]

SLS or just the SL.

[Caller]

I mean, it's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it has 18,000 miles. I'm glad you brought this up because I want to see what they're trading for right now. I haven't had one since I had that last one. They're all factory sales. They're selling these things that. I mean, they're having trouble selling these trucks big time. Factory, factory, factory. Why? I don't know. What are you going to get when you get out of it?

[Caller]

Justin, I love it. It's just I. I don't drive it that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

So, I mean, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

The data here, the. The data here is saying 35 grand.

[Caller]

No, you don't let it go for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I gave for one? You remember that first one? We bought Turley when they first came out. We did 52 and we sold it for 52 a week. No, no, I drove it for three weeks. Yeah. And. And a guy walked up to me said, you're lucky you sold it because there's $8,000 where the rebates coming out on those, like in 48 hours, like. Okay, good. Yeah, that's what they're bringing, man. Unless it's a now, if it, if there's any chance it's a platinum, it's going to bring more. The platinums are bringing cuz. Leather roof. Nav, you've got all the goodies. The platinums, they're not. They're not bringing much more. They're bringing 37. Five. God, that. Some have come down 15 grand in the past eight months. Eight months? That's weird. Justin, don't kill the messenger, man. I just trade, buy and sell the market. I'm just looking at actual sale results around the country at dealer auctions. Alrighty.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, East Texas, West Texas, North Texas, Amarillo. We'll be here for another five, seven, eight minutes. If you want to call in 800-800-Radio. We'll bid your car. If you've got something interesting to say, we'll listen to that as well. So it's time to play that game again.

[Turley]

Okay, this first one might be easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, black, Latino or other, right?

[Turley]

This is a group of 12 workers. They worked at the like this I Don't Care Bar and Grill in Katoosa, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

White.

[Turley]

No, keep listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

They called in sick on the a day without immigrants. And the owner basically said, you're all fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was white.

[Turley]

He texted them, texted them and said, you and your Family are all fired. You and your family fired. I hope you enjoy your day off. You can enjoy many more. Love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Turley]

So was he, he was white.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were Latino.

[Turley]

Latino. There you go. All 12 of them. So now they're saying they stood up or something. He, he said we have a. No, they didn't, they didn't call and they just didn't show up. He says we have a, we have a zero tolerance policy for no shows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, all right. Angered.

[Turley]

Here's another one. Angered that he had yet to consummate his six month old marriage, a 76 year old Florida man allegedly shot his new bride in the butt With a gun. With a gun. Didn't kill her, just shot her in the butt. 62 year old spouse was a 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Didn't, didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No biggie, no big deal.

[Turley]

I'll wake her up, you get shot with one, then start acting right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Was he, was he black, white, Hispanic or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was he?

[Turley]

He was 76. The wife was 62. He was in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go white.

[Turley]

I'm gonna go white as white gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O]

All right.

[Turley]

A California man stole two vans from the same mortuary. He brought the first one back though, after he found out there was a dead body in the back. Stole the second one, his name was Bobby Joe Washington took off with van number one, parked it and it came back when he found there was a body in it and then tried to steal the, the second van. At that point they of course arrested Bobby Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm, I'm going to go, I'm going to go white, white, black, Latino or other.

[Turley]

Yeah, well, you might be wrong. We'll move on. And finally, 21 year old Jane park is suing the lottery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keeping her out of the ditch, boys and girls.

[Turley]

21 year old Jane park is suing the lottery because she claims winning it ruined her life. Four years ago she won 1.4 million bucks. She was only 17. 17 at the time. Now she says none of her friends will talk to her because they're all broke. They can't go on the vacations. She can. She's suing the lottery even though she doesn't want to give the money back.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is, she's some type of foreigner. I'm saying other.

[Turley]

Very good. He's right. She's other. She's from Edinburgh, Scotland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a bunch of calls, I'm gonna click through them real quick. Good morning, you're on the air. What have you got?

[Caller]

Hello, 2015 Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, which version.

[Caller]

Four Door Unlimited Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hard top. No, don't. I don't want it. I. I lose $2,000 every time I get a hold of one of these.

[Caller]

Okay. I'll tell you what I don't want. I don't want Tony Romo in Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Good morning, you're on the air. What have you got?

[Turley]

Tell you what I don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello? What have you got?

[Bob O]

You just say this.

[Caller]

I got a 2015 Rogue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

It's, it's top of the line. It's the. I guess charcoal, jade green, something like that. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's an sl, which would be the top of the line, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

20,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eighteen grand.

[Caller]

Eighteen?

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to, give me the vin.com. load it up. Next one. Hello. What have you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a 2011 Toyota Sienna XLP S. XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

XLE, you mean?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it leather roof?

[Caller]

Nav all of the bugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Gold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a XLE. It's got all the goodies. And how many miles?

[Caller]

60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm a 13 grand buyer.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll get it bought and get it picked up.808. Well, don't even bother calling now. We're almost done. Yeah, Craig. Craig up. Give me the VIN dot. Craig. An 05. A 200, 000 mile truck. You know it's, it's worth. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's a two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a. Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's real clean, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna be a three grand buyer. Three grand. Eight hundred. Eight hundred. No, I didn't. Quit giving that number out. Just go to givemetheven.com we've got 8 seconds left before we're out of here. Enjoyed it you guys this beautiful Saturday. We will see you next Saturday. Remember, the podcast is on itunes under John Clay Wolf show and like our Facebook page at the same name. See you later.

[Bob O]

Locker out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. It's good.

[Turley]

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[Turley]

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