#86 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/04/17

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #86 (03/04/17)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Date: February 12, 2026
Main Theme:
This episode is an energetic, wide-ranging mix of live car appraisals, irreverent humor, call-ins from across the South and beyond, and the debut of a new automated dealer bidding tool at GiveMeTheVIN.com. John and his crew—Bobbo, JD Ryan, Turley, and a colorful cast of regulars—riff on the car business, truck modifications, FCC-friendly off-color comedy, sports, and life’s oddities. The episode keeps its finger on the pulse of both automotive trends and blue-collar Americana, all powered by the team’s signature raunchy banter.

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1. Episode Highlights & Main Theme

• Celebration of a Major Tech Launch:
  John premieres the long-awaited automated dealer bidding tool at GiveMeTheVIN.com (see [03:12]-[06:15]), marketed as a game-changer for franchise dealerships.
• Live Car Appraisals:
  Callers from all over the South (TX, LA, OK, PA, NJ, etc.) get real-time appraisals—some hoping for quick cash, others simply for banter.
• Comedy & Characters:
  Segments with recurring bits: “world’s biggest son of a bitch,” talking chipmunks, and Buster Dicks running for office. Plus off-the-cuff, sometimes edgy jokes about race, region, and industry insiders.
• Sports and Culture:
  Touches on current Dallas Cowboys rumors with “Tony Romo’s father,” plus playful debate about music, hard-ass Oklahomans, and the blue-collar lifestyle.
• Insider Car Business Talk:
  Real-world insights into car values, trade-in negotiations, dealer tricks, and shady resale practices, spiced up by John’s salty honesty.

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2. Key Topics, Segments & Insights

A. The New Automated Dealer Bidding System

• [03:12] – John launches GiveMeTheVIN’s “automated bidding tool”—a live system for licensed franchise dealers:

  “You can go to givemethevin.com and click licensed dealer, put in your trade-ins, and it’ll throw a number at it that I’ll buy.” (John)

• [06:15]

  “We built the atomic bomb of the car business because we’re throwing a live number. All these books and all these sources… had a human involved. But this thing... How many bids can the system do a minute, right? 10,000.” (John)

• Tool is in beta; currently for franchise dealers, public portal remains; focus on transparency, speed, and “real money behind the offer.”

B. Call-Ins: Banter & Real-Life Car Deals

• [11:23-13:51] – Joe from PA:
  Sells John a sad story about his Mercedes, dire finances, dying wife, and caring for grandkids, which triggers both sympathy and dark humor.

  “If I gave you a thousand for it, could we go to the strip club together and blow it?” (John, 12:12)

• [34:00] – Dave, the “double hard-ass” Corvette owner:

  “Just an old freaking hard ass.” (John)
  Dave refuses John’s offers, highlighting stubborn seller personalities.

• [84:13] – Marco with a Shelby GT500:

  “33,000... I was hoping to get a little more.”
  John haggles, “You never blow your load on the first round, do you?”

C. Recurring Comedy & On-Air Personas

• “World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch” Segments
  [11:07], [125:32], recurring:
  Satirical voice-over bits lampooning macho stereotypes.

  “He spends the extra money on premium quality toilet paper because the cheap stuff just won’t stick to the ceiling… He is the world’s biggest son of a bitch.”

• Talking Animals:
  Randy the Squirrel/Chipmunk tells stoner tales about bereavement days for a dead squirrel ([73:08], [79:14]), blending animal comedy with commentary on HR.

D. Race, Region & Car Culture Jokes

• [20:00] – Teasing caller about “high yellow” (Creole reference), playful prodding on race, car color preferences, and regional stereotypes.
• [22:24] – Segment: “White, Black, Latino, or Other?”:
  Guessing identity of news story subjects based on outlandish behavior.

  “White, black, Latino, or other? Chicken truck—whitest thing I’ve ever heard.”

• [91:03] – “Real or Fake News”:
  Quirky news guessing game.

E. Inside the Car Business

• [15:05] – On not including certain dealers (Houston’s “welded together” cars), and the role of “frame damage Iranians.”

  “They run a big dealer group [...] you don’t have to price below the frame damage Iranians in Houston, that doesn’t count.”

• [104:49] – Dead people’s cars as the “sweet spot” for good deals:

  “If there was one segment I could just focus on, it’s dead people’s cars.”

F. Listener Engagement – Live, Local, Loyal

• Callers plug their businesses, relate tragic or kooky personal stories, and seek advice on everything from stereo upgrades to vehicle legality post-modification.
• [136:41] – “We drive around alcoholic beverages and we enjoy the hell out of your show, buddy.”
• [152:02] – Shout-outs to staff buyer Renee for breaking sales records.

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “We built the atomic bomb of the car business...” (John, 06:18)
• “Don’t be a schlamazo. We’re closed.” (Comedy bit riffing on Yiddish slang, 02:38)
• “Joe, look, you called me… now I just lost one of my good friends. S S. Runs downhill, doesn’t it?” (John, 13:01, after tragic caller story)
• “We just changed the car business. Right then, right now.” (John, 06:07)
• “You gotta let me know these things, dog.” (John, 31:34, on affiliate stations censoring his commercials)
• “Why do you say that? Two dogs.” (John, 33:32, riffing on Native American title loopholes)
• “You never blow your load on the first round, do you?” (John, 83:49, to negotiating caller)
• “The difference with us is we actually put out. Kelly Blue Balls—she always tells you she’s gonna give you something, but she never puts out.” (John, 140:34, on value guides)
• “If I gave you a thousand for it, could we go to the strip club together and blow it?” (John, 12:12, to Joe)
• “You heard me right. The Give Me The VIN dealer portal… We’ve developed the automated used car manager.” (John, 08:05)
• “So the system will bid the cars, and I will give it. You say click here to accept, and then it’ll send me an email automatically…” (John, 86:52)

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4. Important Timestamps

• Automated Dealer Portal Announcement: [03:12]-[06:15]
• Joe’s Sad Mercedes Call: [11:23]-[13:51]
• Double Hard-Ass Corvette Owner: [34:00]-[36:06]
• “White, Black, Latino, or Other?”: [22:24]-[24:13]
• Comedy: World’s Biggest SOB: Various ([11:07], [125:32])
• Talking Chipmunk/Squirrel: [73:08], [79:14]
• Kelley Blue Book Rant: [140:34]
• Texas/Louisiana Banter; Dead People’s Cars: [104:39]-[107:10]
• Renee the star buyer: [151:58]-[153:15]

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5. Original Tone & Language

The show walks a line between brash and sincerely helpful, with banter that’s sometimes cutting, always quick. There’s a strong Texas/Southern identity, eccentric personal stories, and a stream of ribald jokes and locker-room humor, all tightly woven into the theme of real-life car business.

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6. Episode Structure

Opening

• Rapid-fire comedy on Yiddish terms and landlord complaints
• Launch of GiveMeTheVIN’s new automated dealer tool ([03:12])

Middle

• Call-in car appraisals, peppered with comedic breakdowns, local color, and ongoing commercial parody “Sell us your car, so easy you can do it in your underwear”
• Recurring bit: “World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch” ([11:07], etc.)
• Rants and riffs on the tough realities of car sales, family, region—“hard-ass Oklahomans” ([97:43])

Later

• Listeners test the new dealer tool live on the air
• Musical interludes and classic rock references
• Participatory games: guess-the-news, guess-the-ethnicity, fake or real news
• More appraisals, negotiation drama, and industry insight

Wrap-up

• Buster Dicks closes out with a campaign-style sign-off ([157:01])
• Pitches the podcast and new website

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In summary:

Episode #86 is at its core a master class in blending live radio, business promotion, real talk about cars, and blue-collar stand-up with a southern flare. The highlight is the leap into automated, web-based car bids for dealers—a move John frames as revolutionary. Alongside, the show’s colorful cast and listeners spin tales ranging from the personal to the outrageous, all in the unfiltered (but hilariously self-aware) house style.

“My name’s John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio.”

Transcript

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolfe.

[A]

What is a putz face? What is a putz?

[D]

A putz is something stupid. Kind of a goof.

[E]

Guys like a schlamil.

[B]

Oh, it's our Jewish landlord here.

[D]

His name.

[E]

His name is Hepakayas.

[D]

My bad, my bad.

[E]

Sorry.

[A]

Someone called me a putz face. Hepakaya. What does that mean?

[D]

Here we go.

[E]

When a man has the face like the putts.

[D]

What is a putts?

[E]

It means he's got his hats backwards. Oh. Or he walks in the street with one foot on the curb. One foot on the street.

[D]

That's a cute.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

Like a little Bieber cleaver. Okay. Yeah, the little Goya I remember. We're closed for schlemiels.

[A]

Like that schlemiel. I remember that. Oh, 800, 817.

[B]

Our landlord.

[A]

Everybody, the elevators broke outside. Would you please get it tended to?

[E]

Get this floors off the sweep.

[A]

I'm telling you, the elevator keeps breaking. Mr. Landlord, I would appreciate if you would get it repaired properly.

[E]

Now you've got that fat bastard. Bobbo can't carry his weight anymore.

[D]

Yeah, he does not weigh 1200 pounds.

[A]

You think Bobbo's breaking your elevator?

[E]

I've seen him eating corny dog at 8 o' clock in the morning.

[B]

He's got older.

[E]

My hand to God.

[D]

Your hand to God.

[E]

Oh, what a schle.

[D]

Oh, he's a Shrimp Lemieux as well.

[E]

Hossing Pfeffer Incorporated.

[D]

Yeah, I know, that's. I got it.

[E]

Don't be a schlamazo. We're closed.

[F]

God damn it.

[A]

What is the close?

[E]

I've got business on the street. Okay, you boys have fun. Hey, speaking of business, remember, don't drink the water.

[A]

Okay, J.D. speaking of business.

[D]

Good morning.

[A]

Good morning. We finally remember I've been talking about this automated bidding tool. Yeah. Years. Yeah, it went live last night. Last night. So dealers. And we're still in beta. But I mean, I'll buy them. I want to buy them.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Franchise dealers only. I'm not opening it up to independent yet. There's no login on it yet. I mean it's all going to change. But this morning you can go to givemetheven.com and click licensed dealer. Put in your trade ins and it'll throw a number at it that I'll buy.

[D]

Only licensed.

[A]

Only licensed dealers. Dealers franchise Chevy, Mercedes, BMW. But any city.

[B]

What about inventory?

[A]

They have they want to get rid of overage inventory. Plug it in.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

If you're a salesman at a dealership and you want to double check your desk, man, put it in. I'll buy it.

[E]

Geez, that's going to be a little busy, isn't it? Have you decided to never sleep or eat again?

[D]

John's lost a lot.

[A]

Isn't that funny that you said that?

[E]

I wonder if any of you guys have any cars you want to sell? Me Me. Give them to me.

[A]

Give me the vin.com, go to the licensed dealer page and if you know that little grandma that's got the low mile car that wants to sell it to the Mercedes store but they don't buy cars, I'll kick you a couple hundred if you can bring it to me. Just go to givemetheven.com license dealer page and plug it in and I will. My system will throw the number.

[E]

Outstanding. Well, you make it sound like a lot of fun. Just don't put any other betas on that same website because they will fight.

[A]

Each other, don't they?

[E]

That's not a wives tale.

[A]

They hate each other.

[E]

What's the deal with those fish?

[A]

I cut the miles off at 115 and the money off it like 40,000 because there's still a little bit of tweaking to do and we're going to work on it all next week.

[B]

So what happens at that point?

[A]

They have a email, it'll just right there it says GMTV buyer will call you to confirm. It flashes a screen up at you that gives you the number. Okay. And it says success. You know, boom. The bids 32,000 and click here to.

[D]

Accept it's a real bid.

[A]

Yeah, go buy it. Yeah, okay. And if it's over 115,000 miles and I actually don't think that the deal's turned off yet for the money. I don't think my programmer's gotten up and changed. I asked him to stop the money at 35,000. Yeah.

[B]

Some people could be throwing in $200,000 vehicles.

[A]

That's fine, we'll buy the hell out of them. I just want to make sure it's bidding them right.

[F]

Yeah, right.

[A]

So if they haven't fixed it yet. Over 35 grand. I'm looking in case there's an error, but I mean out of 150 tests I did last night, there was only one error.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's amazing.

[A]

No, it's on, dude.

[D]

That's really amazing. For any kind of a program, it's less.

[A]

Well, givemetheven.com click license dealer button. And for everybody that wants to sell the public non dealer that wants to sell their car, go to givemetheven.com click the homepage. Right there is our public portal. Or just call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah, I mean what we just did here is we just changed the car business.

[E]

Seriously.

[A]

Right then, right now. It just happened when we went live last night at 8:10, I looked at that program. I said we just changed the car business.

[D]

Why is it different right now than what you're doing?

[A]

How's it we built the atomic bomb of the car business because we're throwing a live number. All these books and all these sources and all these opinions had a human involved. Yeah. And the human. But this thing, what, what's the boundary of the Internet? How many bids can the system do a minute, right? A minute? 10,000.

[D]

God. Yeah.

[A]

I guess. Okay.

[D]

Many you throw at it.

[A]

And. And who has ever put money behind the offer?

[D]

I guess nobody ever.

[B]

No, not real money.

[A]

So it's going to bring all these markets together. It's going to tighten everything down.

[E]

It's.

[D]

It's sort of like a Kelly blue book. Except it's real.

[A]

Except it's real. And it's fast. It's real effing fast to be exact. And there's a lot of work we have to do. We have to incorporate the Carfax discount. We got to do this, we got to do that. And right now in the info box, you're going to put in that in there on the weird stuff on the oddities. But yeah, it's neat. It's. It's something we've been working on for five years.

[B]

Yeah. It's no bogus like.

[A]

Well, yeah, this is what we'll offer, but you have to go to one.

[B]

Of our dealers and then they may honor that.

[A]

Now what I say right there, I put a disclaimer in there. It says within 50 miles of DFW Airport, we'll pick it up for free. After 50 miles. Just figure whatever it costs, you get it to DFW. If it cost you $100 to get a car from Tyler to Dallas, if it costs you $300 a car to get it from Houston or 100, 150 from Houston to Dallas. Everything's. Everything's here. Arkansas, Oklahoma. You know, within this region is really where we're focusing. And transportation is a couple hundred bucks tops. Okay. Snow biggie, Baton Rouge is 300.

[D]

Okay. They need to add that. It says somewhere on the program.

[A]

Yeah, but when we're doing real business, I mean, it ain't no big deal. It says licensed dealer. Translation, you know what you're doing, you know your s. And you've been in this business. So these things we're talking about, that's why there's two different doors on givemetheven.com there's a dealer door and there's a public door.

[D]

Okay, and why is that? Because dealers paid different.

[A]

Well, they just think, I mean, we can talk to them different. We can. I mean, instead of asking the public, well, what about the windshield and what about the, the dealers? Our deal just says, what's it cost to get it ready?

[D]

Got you.

[A]

It's like 800. Okay, so the bids 10,000. Minus 800. We bid 9,200. Talk.

[D]

A doctor talking to a doctor. They talk a different language.

[E]

Shorthanded a little bit.

[A]

Yes. And you know, those doctors, I mean, it's like a, it's like a Fort Worth clap doctor. 800-800-7234. That's the Independent. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our call in number. But yes, you heard me right. The. Give me the VIN dealer portal site for you guys that we drive to work in the morning on Saturday mornings that are in the car business. When you get to the office, check it out, put in some inventory off the dealership and take it to your manager and say, hey, I got this offered especially on the overage stuff. And the trade ends all day long. I mean, we've just, we. We've developed the automated used car manager.

[D]

And it's always going to be for dealers or will the public.

[A]

It's already there for the public. It's been there for the public.

[D]

I mean, the new one, you're such a. I'm just asking because people are going to ask.

[A]

Well, it's my job. No, it'll happen. The, the. Give me the VIN public thing. We have a buyer room that communicates with the public because they. There's a lot more. You just said it. Doctor. Doctor versus doctor to patient.

[D]

Perfect.

[A]

Yeah. Why are you having to make me? Because it's new. It's News? What are you, a news reporter? Yes, actually, probably is news.

[E]

I think he's a little rattled up.

[D]

I'm a little rattled, man.

[A]

Why are you rattled?

[D]

Well, I was in a car wreck this week.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[D]

Big time. Got hit by a drunk driver.

[A]

So you could go to givemethevan.com and get your offer letter and take it to your insurance company, and that would use your as your backstop for when the trust crew. Really?

[D]

You think they will?

[A]

Of course.

[E]

So what did the drunk driver say?

[D]

Actually, the cops never let me get near him. Yeah, he spun off about. I hit him in the rear quarter panel, and he spun off about 100ft. We never even got within 100ft of each other.

[E]

Well, shoot.

[D]

Yeah, he came stumbling.

[A]

How drunk was he? I don't know.

[D]

The cops never let me get over there. They want me to stay out of traffic, basically.

[A]

Is he like the son of a bitch that went to go get a sixer?

[D]

Yeah, probably.

[A]

Do you have any of that, Turley? Do you have the. Do you have them labeled? Do you know which one's which?

[B]

No.

[A]

I mean, because the one that says he went to win is six or. I think that's the one that hit J.D. i think it's number five. Do you even have that yet? Nothing.

[B]

There's. They're all different dates. That's how they're labeled.

[A]

Oh, that's good organization. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Have you guys ever been in a car?

[A]

Just grab a random list, see if you hit right.

[B]

Well, you want to hear a new one?

[A]

Sure.

[E]

He doesn't dine at any of the carryout submarine shops. When he wants a sandwich, he usually hires a couple of strippers. He spends the extra money on premium quality toilet paper because the cheap stuff just won't stick to the ceiling. He's not bothered by telemarketers, distant relatives, or any damn body else because he never answers his phone. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy.

[A]

Yeah, buddy. Good morning. You're on the air. Who this be? Hey, you're on the air.

[F]

Hello?

[A]

Hello and welcome to Movie Phone. Who's this?

[F]

This is Joe.

[A]

Joe. What you got, Joe?

[F]

Yeah, I'm. I'm driving in the car right now. My car.

[A]

Great. Joe.

[F]

I'm trying to get you a speaker, okay? I got one of those flip phones.

[A]

Okay, Joe. Joe. What, what, what? What motivated you to call us this morning?

[F]

I listen to your Radio. I just moved to Philipsburg, pa And I heard this show before, but I don't have what you want. I just got. I got a 2000 Mercedes C230 compressor and I just want to get rid of it. It's not worth much.

[A]

How many miles are on it?

[F]

Excuse me?

[A]

How many miles are on it?

[F]

Probably about185,000.

[A]

So if I gave you a thousand for it, could we go to the strip club together and blow it? Yeah. Yep.

[F]

I gotta get back and forth because I work over Somerset. That's a good booty. 60 miles away.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I have no money. That's the problem.

[A]

You have no money?

[F]

I got no money.

[A]

Well, when you work at Somerset, do they pay you?

[F]

Yeah, they do pay me, but I have. My wife is dying. She's in a nursing home. She needs two lungs and a heart. I gotta go back and forth. I got three grandkids, a daughter. I'm helping her, pay her away. And each week I live week to week. I had no money saved.

[A]

I had to ask, didn't I?

[D]

Yeah, you did.

[F]

Yeah, you did.

[D]

One question too.

[A]

Bobbo just committed suicide over there. If y' all heard that gunshot, he's dead. Bobbo's no longer with us. See, Joe, look, you called me. You call us with your story and now I just lost one of my good friends. S S. Runs downhill, doesn't it?

[F]

God.

[A]

No, I believe you. But it's true also that Bobbo's dead. Someone just killed Kenny.

[G]

You bastards.

[A]

Well, I don't know what to do, man. That car's not worth much. But, but thank you for calling in. I don't. I hung up on him. And he's a nice guy. I didn't hang up on him. I hung up on me. Yeah, because I don't know what to say. Okay, what do you say about a pregnant, sick daughter and a wife that's dying that needs a heart and lungs and in lungs and Babo, who just committed suicide.

[D]

Nothing.

[A]

There's nothing I can. In 180,000 mile, 20 year old bins is worth 300. Yeah, there's nothing I can do with this deal. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio. Uplifting, uplifting spiritual motivational stories this morning. Yeah, you know what, John?

[B]

Oh, it's the devil.

[A]

It's the devil's devil came back.

[B]

Hi, devil.

[A]

Morning, everybody. It's the Prince of Darkness. I don't really need Bobbo right now, so I'm gonna send him back. Oh, oh, no.

[D]

There's needs in hell.

[A]

I didn't know that. What do you need them for?

[D]

Supply and demand.

[E]

Well, we've got a quota, of course.

[D]

Oh, I didn't know that. No, I didn't know that.

[A]

Doing really well since the last election.

[D]

I bet you are. I bet you are. Rush Limbaugh, I'm talking to you.

[A]

800-800-7234 is our call in number. If you want to get a bid on your car, go to givemetheven.com. remember licensed dealers at franchise stores. I'm gonna, I'm gonna start letting our automated system bid your cars. So you can go to givemetheven.com and click license dealers. Actually, I need to put franchise dealers. I need to change that button to franchise dealers right now. That'll clear that up because, yeah, there's.

[B]

A lot of licensed dealers out there.

[A]

Yeah, franchise dealers. That's what I need to change it. And I can hear the, the regular dealers, like, why is you including us? Well, it's real simple. Because we're not there yet and we don't have our system up yet to fend off armor piercing bullets that you try to hit me with with those good old Iranian dealers from Houston. Yes, they will put one on your ass. Really? Oh, my God. I mean, the car was welded together.

[B]

You didn't know that, did you?

[F]

No.

[A]

That's what, my buddy had a big dealership because they're already. They run a big dealer group, okay. And you know, Cadillac stores, BMW stores, Ford stores. And he's the used car guy for all of them, for 100 of them. And they're in a meeting and that they're all competitive to price their cars below market. Be the number one price on the market. He's like, guys, you don't have to price them below the frame damage. Iranians in Houston, I mean, that doesn't count. You know, if your xyz, Cadillac and Shibaba Motors has a frame damage escalade with 90 on it, you don't have to be below him. No, no, no, no, no, no. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Bobbo, I listened to you on the radio this week. This morning you were filling in for someone and I turned on my. I streamed you.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

On your day gig.

[E]

How about that?

[A]

Yeah, you don't talk that much between songs. I only caught one break.

[E]

It's music intensive, but I put a lot of friendly around the edges, you.

[A]

Know, you put a lot of French ticklers out there. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Go to givemethevin.com Bobbo. JD JD Ryan.

[D]

Morning.

[A]

The famous JD Ryan, the crash test dummy, formerly of the Russ Martin Show. Should we start using your marquee that way? You didn't. I know you would. That's why I said it.

[E]

You're gonna do it.

[A]

Michael Turley Bobble. My name's John Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the radio. We're going to be here for four hours. Yes, it's a long, hard four hours, but we're gonna make it. Franchise dealers and employees go to givemetheven.com and try out my system, see what you think. I want to buy some cars.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwell show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com not satisfied.

[F]

Come on. Let us keep our mind around. Come on. Never take a chance unlocking.

[A]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

And this is Led Zeppelin. Take it, Jimmy and his girl. She just is a slut she was a tramp she was good looking he picked her up one night he was drunk and he took her home and he made her his maid I love.

[E]

That girl she's an ever loving maid.

[A]

But she just couldn't quit sleeping around and she just couldn't be true so he wrote a song about it.

[E]

She's a living loving maid.

[A]

Jason, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, John.

[A]

Hey. Hey. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Houston. It's in Meyerland. This is Jason. I've called before. Just want to say I love the show, John. You do a great job and.

[A]

Thanks.

[F]

I wanted to call about my father's call. I called about my brother's car last time.

[A]

Okay. 07 Benzo 550 with Bucko 2 is what I see. What color?

[E]

That's right.

[F]

That's right. We're fully loaded. 2007 with 102,000 miles. It's fully loaded. I'm trying to get him to get a time to upgrade.

[A]

What color?

[F]

It's. It's. It. It's like a maroon. Like a red.

[A]

Is your father in law African American?

[F]

No, no, no, he's.

[A]

No, he's the black man likes a big maroon Mercedes. It's called Merlot in the hood.

[F]

We're from Louisiana. My last name?

[A]

No way. I would never guessed it. With gory and a gory and a Merlot Benzo with a honsky.

[E]

Nah, you're not from Louisiana.

[A]

You already got a park. Okay. You sure? Is he high yellow? Is he got any. Is he have any African American in him at all?

[F]

You know, I meet a lot of Gilleries that have my last name African American, but you know, I don't think we do.

[A]

I think he's. This is your father or your father in law?

[F]

Father.

[A]

I think he's got a touch of high yellow in him because he's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. I don't think he would have grabbed onto that burgundy car if it wasn't an innate desire.

[F]

Yeah, that's funny.

[A]

I'm a 10 11, $12,000 bar. I need to see it.

[F]

10, 11,000.

[A]

Yeah. Go to get givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll email you an offer letter.

[F]

Okay. And then I got to keep trucking.

[A]

Thank you. 800. 800 7234. 800. Bob. Why are you laughing?

[E]

I think we've already got our line of the day.

[A]

What line is that?

[E]

If you shake your head when you say it.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

It'll be the perfect Dennis Miller takeoff. So he's in a Merlot Benzo with a hunsky. It's like he drove up in a Merlot Benzo with a hunsky on it.

[A]

I mean, is his name TD Jakes? Does he have his own church?

[E]

Got a touch of the high yellow.

[A]

Cha cha.

[E]

What is that?

[A]

What the hell does that mean for those. You don't know what high yellow is?

[E]

Sir, no, sir.

[A]

Okay, well, no need to explain. Look it up and we'll come back. I will to it. It's creole. It's. Oh, it's. It's.

[F]

It's.

[A]

That's all you. Splendo.

[E]

Okay, so it's like the opposite of Presbyterian.

[A]

It's. It started a long time ago. It's way up the tree. Way, way up. And it's good Skin coloring, nice tans. Puerto Rican.

[B]

Time to move on.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

No, no. That's my type, Charlie.

[A]

It's a touch of Puerto Rican, kind of. We can talk chewy Puerto Rican.

[E]

Nice.

[A]

Speaking of white, Latino, black or other, is it time to play that again?

[D]

We do have that this morning, where we will tell you a story and you get to pick. Is this a white person, a black person, a Latino person and. Or hi, other. God, you just can't help yourself. A woman named Judith Armstrong told authorities she intentionally this week drove into a chicken truck. One of those. You've seen those food trucks. This one happened to be a chicken truck because she's a vegan. She actually hit the car, then hit it again.

[A]

It's the whitest thing I've ever heard in my life. That's so white, it hurts. That's so white. I want to hand her some lotion.

[D]

Yes, well, it couldn't be more right. She got dui, hit and run, obstruction and aggressive driving all for this white woman.

[B]

Only white people, vegan chickens.

[A]

Chicken truck.

[D]

Want to do another one? All right. A man was arrested after he allegedly put his man part onto a checkout scanner in a Seattle supermarket.

[A]

Okay, I like this.

[D]

Christian Fisher is his name.

[A]

Did it, did it, did it Score it and price it?

[E]

It did.

[D]

Actually, no. He was charged with. With indecent exposure and assault. Somehow, I don't know how Christian who? His name is Christian Fisher did it.

[A]

Do you have any. Any circumference, any length, anything?

[D]

He did not actually give me any dimensions.

[A]

White, black, Latino or other? Do you have any other people's names associated in the story?

[D]

Nope, just him.

[A]

Christian Fisher. Sounds really white.

[D]

It was at the Quality Food Center.

[E]

How do they spell Fisher?

[A]

So was it Kroger? So that's kind of changed. Changing some things. Quality. What city are we in?

[D]

We are in Seattle.

[A]

I'm gonna go with black.

[B]

Yeah. That thing had to be down to his knees.

[E]

Is it Fisher with a C or Fisher without?

[D]

It's a F I S H E.

[E]

R. So it's a C. Yeah, That's a white dude.

[D]

No way, ladies and gentlemen, he was black.

[A]

I know black people. My name's John Clay Wolf. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Hey, Dave. Why do they call cigarettes Lucy's? Why? Well, I don't know. That's the correct answer. I don't know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to. Give me the vin.com to buy the cars. We'll be right back.

[E]

You Know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[A]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Give givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Manny is a bowl buster. Buster.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Manny the ball buster. He's my friend in Houston.

[F]

Car guy.

[A]

This song goes out to Manny the ball buster.

[E]

He seems like he could be a very serious cat.

[A]

Okay, so what all do we have lined up today, boys and girls?

[F]

J.D.

[A]

Had a wreck.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Tony Romo's in a three way deal.

[D]

Yeah. What? Huh?

[A]

J.D. gets the car wreck. Randy the Squirrel's gonna come by.

[D]

Chipmunk.

[A]

Son of the bitch. Spots. I didn't write them this week. Or they did. How many we do?

[B]

Same as normal.

[A]

Three of them. Fire me one off. I'd like to hear it. Hang on, let me bid this car real quick. Line two. Who the hell is this and what do you want?

[F]

Is this John Clay Wolf?

[A]

This is he.

[F]

Okay. I was just listening to your show and you were asking why do they call cigarettes Lucy's?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I'm gonna tell you why. Because back in the day, you used to be able to buy one cigarette at a time in the store. And you would want to say, give me a Lucy. Ah.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Pennsylvania.

[A]

Pennsylvania. What city?

[F]

Easton.

[A]

Excellent. Thanks for tuning in.

[F]

Okay, cool.

[A]

New Jersey. New York. Pennsylvania. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, good morning.

[E]

That's because of the tax stamp they put on the pack of cigarettes.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Inside the cotton. They do this at the factory when you got a loose cigarette. This is against the law in 49 states.

[G]

What?

[E]

Yeah. It's okay in Alaska. I don't know why that is. I think it's because they're all high up there.

[A]

Because they're Eskimos. Yeah, and I don't know, but I've been told. But Eskimo. Well, it's pretty cold. 800-800-723-4-15 RAM 1500 DEC. Oh, it's an eco diesel. Is this a, Is this leather, Rick?

[F]

Yes, it is.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof? Because none of them do.

[F]

It does. It has the longhorn package.

[A]

Oh, good. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[F]

Four wheel drive.

[A]

I'm going to let you do something that. Are you in the business? Are you just. Is this your individual truck?

[F]

I am in the business, but I need to trade out of it.

[A]

What do you, do you have a lot or do you work at a dealership?

[F]

Work at a dealership in south Houston.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and I want you to check out something that I just went live with this morning. It says licensed dealers. We're change it to franchise dealers. And right now I have no login on it. It's just open. I'm not charging anybody for it. We just went live with it last night. But go to license dealers and put this truck in there and it's going to throw you my offer. It's automated. We've built a magic box that will bid the cars. You'll see what I'm talking about. It's amazing. And you'll start using it on your customers. And the desk guy, when you think he's hitting the trade too low, you can say, hey, Wolf's right here. Here's his number. And it's a used car manager in the box. It's pretty cool.

[F]

Sounds good.

[A]

So if you'll, if you'll go to that and then it'll say click to accept offer. And you can click it and if you have any notes in there right now, like I said, we just went. We've been working on this five years and I, I made a deal with my IT guys this week. I said we're not going home until we have this online before the show on Saturday. And so we pushed it online. Not quite finished graphically, but it's all there and it all works. But yeah, I want you to check it out. So my magic box will bid your truck and I'll give whatever it says.

[F]

All right, sounds good, man. We'll try a few today.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. What's Bob, I don't worry about the.

[E]

Like the way you use the word sometimes. Like there's something wrong with, well, female dogs. I mean, I don't want to be all, you know, soft.

[A]

Did I call you a.

[E]

No, no. I'm just saying. I mean, I happen to enjoy what happened.

[A]

What did I say?

[E]

I don't remember, like, saying, we're gonna get this online. Like, it's not cool and. I don't know, man.

[D]

Well, that's kind of a normal.

[A]

That was guided locker room cool talk. Yeah.

[B]

That's street slang, man.

[A]

We're gonna get this.

[D]

Unless you're.

[A]

Why did you have to bring it back up and use a bunch of bad words? Why can't you just letting me do a fucking fleeting underlying explicative and let it fly?

[E]

That is my bad, and I apologize. And it looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking natty like tall boys. Sorry, sorry.

[D]

He didn't want to come back on you in a few years when you run for president. That's.

[A]

Oh, okay. I will not be running for president.

[F]

Why?

[D]

Oprah says she might as well.

[A]

Hell. And the guy from no chick will win from. Why not shark tank, Mr. Wonderful. He's going to run Canadian and he's running for prime minister.

[D]

Oh, is he?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I work for Donald Trump. Like, why should Kevin o'. Leary.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, Kevin o'.

[A]

Leary.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Unbelievable. He's running for prime minister.

[D]

Everyone will run for everything now because it's possible.

[A]

It's a marketing world we live in. Yeah. In the best brand of car buyers and used car appraisers is givemetheven.com. as long as we're just branding things, I'll take a cheap shot. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, Turley, speaking of, can you play my kiss, kiss your butt spot? Hold on. I want to. Which? Which one? The one. The real one. The real one? The real one. Not the watered down Oklahoma one. God almighty. I mean, that's like going across the border and getting Tutu beer.

[B]

Well, it's not just Oklahoma either.

[A]

What do you mean?

[E]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Houston.

[B]

Half of Houston's got a little issue with it.

[A]

Oh, did they?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is it the one we're on? The station we're on?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

In Houston. Uh huh. Really? So they needed the donkey, too? Yep. Well, then I don't want to get in trouble and play something that bothers me.

[B]

Well, that's why. That's why I play the donkey one.

[A]

Why didn't they call me and tell me they wouldn't air it?

[B]

I thought they did. When Brenda was calling, she's like, we have a problem with this.

[A]

Spot, blah, blah, blah. Brenda, espn.

[B]

Yes. I was like, well, I said, we've got a solution for.

[A]

It's real quick.

[B]

Here, let me send it to you. Sent to the donkey and. Okay, that'll work.

[A]

You gotta let me know these things, dog. I mean, it's no big deal. But now they call you like Sean from Discount calls you to kick cars because he didn't want to argue with me about it. Brenda calls you to kick a commercial because she didn't want to argue with me about it. So when, if you feel that they're abusing our relationship, please let me know. 800, 800.

[B]

Because that was Oklahoma doing the same thing or.

[A]

No, because I don't know them. I don't talk to people in Oklahoma. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air. Oh, yeah. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

What's going on?

[A]

Are you from Oklahoma?

[F]

No.

[A]

Okay. Okay, then you're gonna tell me the truth.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

God, I'm like a beaten woman. Do what?

[F]

I am from Oklahoma. I'm from Norman.

[A]

Oh, are you in Texas right now, or did you move to Texas?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I work in Texas.

[A]

Did you move to Texas? Like, are you an Oklahoman or a Texan?

[F]

I'm an Oklahoma.

[A]

Do you think you can tell me the truth because you're on Texas soil right now, or is it just impossible?

[G]

John, he is smart.

[D]

Listen to the wife.

[A]

The wife said he is smart.

[F]

He is.

[A]

The wife knows. Okay, what have you got?

[D]

She's in Texas.

[A]

Hey, since you're from Oklahoma, I'm gonna send you to my website, givemetheven.com. and that'll give us an opportunity to look at the vehicle histories and pull the carfaxes and all the Twixes and make sure that no Indians got your title. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Raider. Dave, good morning. What have you got?

[F]

Yes, I've got a 2010 Corvette Grand Sport.

[A]

Okay, Bobbo, you think that's funny? There's an Indian stamp title thing where, like, the Indians get to. The liens don't show up on the reservations. They can screw you out of your cars.

[E]

Dude, this is is one of those situations where you tell me not to dig a hole that you'd rather dig yourself.

[A]

Okay?

[E]

And I'm going to be very, very careful.

[A]

Why do you say that? Two dogs.

[E]

Remember the.

[A]

Why do you say that? Two dogs.

[D]

Oh, John, stop.

[A]

I beg you.

[E]

I only hope that the car will bring you joy.

[A]

This is two dogs. I got you. I understand from Durant.

[D]

I totally understand. I know who he is.

[A]

Hey, Dave.

[E]

Where.

[A]

Where do.

[F]

You.

[A]

Dave, we're back to your vet. Where do you live, sir?

[F]

I live in Texas.

[A]

Okay. 2010 Grand Sport Coupe. It's a great GS. Is it a 1L? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's a GS. So it's a Z16GS. And is it a 1Lt, 2Lt or 3Lt or 4Lt?

[F]

It's a 2Lt.

[A]

What color?

[F]

Silver. Bright metallic silver.

[A]

Did you hear the wife say he is smart? He is smart. I love it. That's too funny. I'm sorry. I wouldn't listen to Geo's laughing. Is it you said it's white or it's silver? Oh, damn. I wish he's white. White cars bring more. They just do. It's weird. Any. Any wrecks, any problems or is it just showroom new?

[F]

No, it's Showroom new.

[A]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[F]

No.

[A]

Why? It's a. It's a seven year old old body style Corvette.

[F]

Yeah, but it's a new car.

[A]

Yeah, but it. But you can buy the new ones now and they're not much more.

[G]

I.

[A]

It breaks my heart when I give somebody a good offer and they say no.

[D]

They say no.

[A]

What's. So what's it take to buy it?

[D]

He's in love with this car.

[F]

35 might buy it.

[A]

Might. Might. Let's spin it back around. Dave, do you want to sell your car? Do you want to or do you just want to tell people that they can't afford it? That's probably right because I feel that in your bones. I feel like you're one of those guys. We call him a hard ass. Yeah. Just a. Just an old freaking hard ass.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

This guy's a hard ass. Dave, are you a hard ass?

[F]

I'm a double hard ass.

[A]

I feel it. I feel it. I don't think I can say anything that's gonna make Dave happy.

[D]

I don't think so.

[A]

He just wants to. He's got this 6,000mile car.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

He's such a hard ass. He refuses to drive his car. He's had it for seven years and he won't. He's a hard ass on himself. He won't even get in it ain't driving that car. So Dave, what's it take to buy the damn car?

[F]

I don't know if you've got enough money.

[A]

Well, I do. I've got plenty of money. But here is. Listen from one hard ass to another. What's it take to buy it? Not maybe not a bunch of iffy bs. What's it take to buy the freaking car, dude?

[F]

Thank you for your time.

[A]

He's such a hard ass you can't even price it.

[D]

No interest in selling it.

[B]

Just wanted to talk about his car.

[A]

That's awesome. Go to givemetheven.com if you're a hard ass or a softest. We want to buy them all. Or like JD Or Bobbo.

[F]

What?

[A]

Nothing. We'll be right back. My name's John Clay Wolf and I'm by cars, the radio.

[C]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Is this quiet, right?

[B]

No, this is the original Slade.

[A]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I like this version better actually.

[A]

14F250 King Ranch diesel with 65. Carter.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Where you calling from?

[F]

Actually? Well, Arlington. I talked to you last Saturday.

[A]

What'd we do?

[F]

Well, I'm still driving the Murano that we talked about. It's my father's truck. Recently passed. So it's. It's got all the bells and whistles, navigation, weather. It's got a. I don't know, eight thousand dollar stereo system in it.

[A]

Your father, how old was he?

[F]

62.

[A]

Why would he have a eight thousand dollar stereo system in a Moroccan on his deathbed in a. In a King ranch? No, no. King killed him.

[F]

He. He loved music.

[A]

And when I die from deafness.

[F]

Pardon me.

[A]

Did he die from overexposure to loud sounds?

[F]

He was eight thousand dollar stereo and.

[A]

A little King Randall. I mean.

[F]

Well, I mean he liked to jam focal speakers all the way around.

[A]

Did he smoke down too? Does it smell like weed in there?

[F]

No, sir.

[A]

Okay. You never know those guys that like their music heavy, they typically smoke down. Bobo. Yes. No. Maybe.

[E]

Maybe. Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. He said eventually he was. He was about two months away from retiring.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

And then at that point he may have.

[A]

We got that bridge, but I gotta hurry up. We got a 14 king ranch with 65 leather roof n. It's coming off your pops. Do you have the authority to sell it to us? Do you have the documentation?

[F]

You have the bottle?

[A]

Okay. Does $37,000 buy it?

[F]

No.

[A]

Does $38,000 buy it?

[F]

We can get to 40. Highly. Consider it.

[A]

Okay, bring it over and I'll get you. Check you. How long does it take you to get to Fort Worth?

[F]

I live in Arlington, so bring Your ass.

[A]

You got to check. You got the docs bringing on. We've got it, we'll buy it right now. I, I get off the air at noon so I can't sign a check till afternoon. So go to give me the vin.com said John bought my truck for 40 grand. What's next? Here we go.

[E]

All right.

[A]

But, but, but, but I don't want to be jerked off. I want to buy the car. I want to do business.

[F]

I understand.

[A]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[B]

Somebody will be calling him right away so you better answer.

[A]

800, 800. It's not cheap. It's higher in hell. Oh yeah, no, it's higher than hell. Higher, but it's got a good model. Hi.

[E]

Hi. How higher than hell?

[A]

It's higher than thousand.

[B]

8,000 miles speaker. That's why you want it, right?

[A]

I didn't think of that.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh I could stick. So I could take the six thousand dollar radio out of it and put it in some. I want to get a Suburban, a 3/4 ton Suburban and put a Cummins in it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And put that like it and put that stuff stereo in it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I need to build, I don't like any cars. I'm a car guy. You go through them and mean anything to you? No, but I want the perfect country and western song, right? And I think it's a three quarter ton Suburban with a Cummins in it and that guy's stereo. Build it. I'm probably gonna do that little lift on it too. Oh absolutely. Not, not, not, not big, not obnoxious.

[D]

Just enough you'll believe how many people.

[A]

Ask me like a good C cup natural. Yeah. Pearl white.

[D]

They say John's such a car guy. What does he drive? I mean I, I can't tell you the number of people that ask me that on a weekly basis. And I say, you know, I don't even know. He's always in different cars. Cars mean nothing to him. It's like me when I lost my car this week. I was sad. That little Ford escape.

[A]

I actually I would have been like woohoo. Sold another one to the insurance company.

[D]

Just like bye bye. But I, you know, I bond with it cuz it's my car, man.

[A]

When we have these $100,000 cars, I don't open, open the door, you know.

[D]

Because you don't want to fall in love with it.

[A]

I don't even want to think about it.

[D]

Okay, that makes sense.

[A]

I'm just like, I'm Scared of this thing. We get them all the time and I'm just like. It's just a commodity.

[E]

Yeah, but.

[A]

But I would like. I would. I had a. I had a 1988 K5 Blazer in high school.

[D]

High school.

[A]

And it had. The last year the front end and I, we swapped it out with the 91 front end and it had a 4 inch lift, 2 inch body lift, 35 inch.

[D]

Remember?

[A]

And we. I built all that stuff myself. Put the big stereo and I just love this car. Just loved it. And I had a 91M3 and I had a 83 Jeep CJ7 that I built and lifted and put power steering on and all that stuff. So those cars have mean something. So I'm trying to figure out what I can buy that gives me that old feeling. And I think it's a three, four ton Suburban. And put a Cummins in it and it's light lift and a good stereo and then I'll just be good. I don't want to buy a hundred thousand dollar Range Rover and lose a hundred thousand dollars.

[D]

You know how much you could lose on it?

[A]

Yeah. It's the stupidest thing in the world. Richard. An 03 Cummins. Is it a Cummins, your O3 Ram?

[F]

No sir.

[A]

Oh, it's gas. Is it a quad?

[F]

Yes sir, it's a him. It's a cloth.

[A]

No, is it a quad? A four door?

[F]

Yes sir, it is. I'm sorry.

[A]

SLT or st?

[F]

Oh my gosh. I don't even know, man.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. Curtis. A 97F 350 with 250. 00 on it in a two wheel drive. Where is Johnny Cash? Is he here this morning? Johnny.

[B]

Johnny's.

[A]

Johnny. Johnny. What do you think we should give for a. For a 97F350 with 250000 miles? It ain't me, baby.

[F]

Now, now, now. It ain't me, babe.

[A]

It ain't me you're looking for, baby. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 16 ram half ton with 13. Chris. There's a lot of different options on these deals. Is it a Longhorn? Is it a. Is it a Laramie? Is it a ST, SLT? SXT? Four wheel, two wheel. What have we got?

[F]

Longhorn, 4x4. Air ride, suspension, everything except for sunroof.

[A]

Do you want to sell it?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Why? That's fine. Are you gonna. If I bought the car today, what will you drive tomorrow?

[F]

Going to buy NB3500.

[A]

One of those Nissan vans.

[F]

Oh, yeah. My wife wants one.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Damn. You don't need to talk about this off the air. So, what did they offer you at the dealership?

[F]

I think MMR was right around 41.

[A]

I didn't ask what MMR was. I said, what'd they offer you at the dealership?

[F]

41.

[A]

Okay. And how do you know about MMR?

[F]

I work in the business.

[A]

Okay, well, then just. Just tell them to go to our site and see if we can outbid it. Go to givemetheven.com. click Frank. The. The license dealer button. Load the car and it'll throw the number out. And if it beats it, I'll buy it.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our caller number. Rush Limbaugh. Where is Rush Limbaugh? Is he on the isdn?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Take on this whole Russian thing. Hey, Rush.

[E]

Well, John.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Good Saturday morning.

[A]

Good Saturday morning to you.

[E]

Good Lord Almighty, I'm glad to have a weekend off. Been a crazy week.

[D]

It has been nuts.

[E]

I've actually set aside some time this evening. I'm gonna go up to New York City.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

And make myself some Russian friends just like everybody else. I've booked lunch at the Russian Tea Room.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

And I'm learning how to. The delicate mix of vodka and cocaine. No, it can be a very tumultuous not.

[F]

But look.

[D]

No, it's not my old.

[E]

You know. And I'm already starting to get the hang of it.

[A]

No, it's.

[D]

Why do you need that?

[E]

I'm just saying. No, Russians do. I've already gotten four tattoos since Wednesday.

[A]

No yak.

[F]

Why?

[E]

See this one? This is Russian. You know what that says in Russian?

[D]

What?

[E]

Tiger kill bitch. No, I don't know what it means.

[D]

You just had it. You just got it done.

[E]

They're crazy about tigers and bitches. Well, in the former Soviet Republic, the Russians.

[D]

What do you think about the whole thing? You think there was a real connection? You think they messed with our election?

[E]

I think, you know, this. This whole Iraq War the second time around. Yeah, I understand. The ambition.

[D]

Right.

[E]

Of the great George W. Bush administration. If that had worked out, the Middle east would be a whole different place. The world would be a better place. We can make friends with Russia.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And sell them all the oil from our pipelines. We could change the world.

[D]

What you think?

[E]

And send the mail out of catalogs from Veronica's Secret.

[D]

No, it's.

[A]

Thank you, Rush. Rush is hammered this morning. He's all over the place. Rush, catch up with us later.

[E]

I don't know if it's the vodka or the cocaine.

[F]

Rush.

[A]

Call us back when you sober up a little bit.

[E]

Adios, boys.

[A]

El Rushmo. Cheers.

[E]

From the Excellence in Broadcasting radio network.

[A]

As a kite talent on loan still on Bolivia.

[E]

That's a little cocaine humor.

[D]

I think we Got it.

[A]

Jim. A 13 explorer with 72 leather nav roof. What color it is?

[F]

White with tan interior.

[A]

Just off the cuff.

[F]

I wanted to say buenos dias and Jordas.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Last week skit was hilarious, by the way.

[A]

Oh, the Tony Romo's dad deal.

[F]

Yeah. Tony Rob. Oh my God, man. And by the way, I'm all. Also a plumber. You guys can just refer to me as plumber Jim. But that was hilarious.

[E]

Plumber Jim.

[F]

Oh, I shouldn't have said it until.

[A]

I got your prize railed into that plumber. Now that guy was a crooked plumber. There's a difference between a good plumber if your S is straight or your S is crooked. And the two things to know about being a plumber JD is. Is S runs downhill. And payday is Friday.

[D]

That's why.

[A]

And that's really all you need to know.

[D]

That's why it drains that way. Yeah.

[F]

And. And don't bite your fingernails, but there are a lot of kitty plumbers out there.

[A]

13 explorer limited with 72 leather nav roof. I'm. It's upper teens. I don't. It's like 17. 18 grand. Can you just put it into the website so we can email you an offer? Not. And you're not going to make me think and dig it up. I don't really want to dig it.

[F]

Absolutely.

[A]

I'm feeling kind of lazy.

[F]

I don't dig it up. I mean. I know. I know. And listen, just before I get off with you, I'm not going to put a plug in for my company, but I'm one of the plumbers in Dallas with integrity. Okay.

[A]

Integrity Plumbing. Just go. Just go ahead and. Go ahead and give a plug for your company and. And we'll figure a thousand off the price of your car.

[F]

Well, first of all, I'd like to. That's fine. I'd like to say that y' all show is great and I'm the owner of above all plumbing service.

[A]

Got it. Above all pleasure. We were gonna send him 18. We were gonna. And speaking of integrity, I'll be integrity. We were gonna send him an offer of 18,000, but I'm gonna charge him a thousand dollars for all My listener advertisement. So now I'm gonna send him an offer of 17,000. He's gonna sell it to us because he's got integrity. 800. 807.

[B]

Open up Pandora's box.

[A]

Now, right here comes all the plugs. 99 Tahoe with 206. Robert, I think it's a $500 hoopty.

[F]

Yeah, I sold my Harley to buy this thing for my wife.

[A]

Oh, wow. He doesn't love his wife. Oh, hell with it. 808.

[D]

You are on such a roll today.

[A]

800, James. Steinbeck. Jaju man, are you there? No, I was talking to Bob landlord.

[B]

What's his.

[E]

James?

[A]

James, where are you calling from? James? I lost him.

[D]

Telephone. James.

[A]

Okay. Telephone. James. James to telephone. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[F]

Hello?

[A]

Hello? Where are you calling from?

[F]

Hello, Louisiana.

[A]

Louisiana is a good place. We had a guy in Denham Springs send us a diesel and we made him an offer on it.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

And.

[A]

And then he turned it down. He said he needed a little more money. And it was like 38, 000. Okay. And then he went to the dealership and he was going to trade it in. And then they figured out that it was a flood car. And then he. Then. Then I found out from. That it was a flood car from. From. From small friends and. Are you from Denham Springs and this is a flood car?

[D]

Well, yeah.

[A]

Oh, that was a question.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Are you there? Are you from Denham Springs?

[F]

I'm from Ville Platte, Louisiana.

[A]

Okay. Has your car been flooded?

[F]

No, sir.

[A]

Hold up your right hand and say, I swear on the soul of Marie.

[F]

Laveau, I swear on the soul of Ms. Marie Lavo, this car has never been flooded.

[A]

Okay, what have you got?

[F]

I got a 2009 Infinity Coupe.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

42,000 miles, super clean.

[A]

Okay. I like it. What color?

[F]

Pearl white.

[A]

I like all that. Does it have navigation?

[F]

Navigation.

[A]

Okay. How much is it? Because it sounds like. Do you want to sell it? What's your mission with this thing?

[F]

Well, I just want to sell it. Maybe get an SUV kind of growing out of it.

[A]

I'm looking it up because I don't want to under bid it. I know it's ten grand, but have you had any bids yet?

[F]

No, no, no. Just. Just been here in your radio station as a week or two, and I just got hold of the number, you know.

[A]

So It's a. It's a 09 infinity. Is that what you said?

[F]

Right.

[A]

So it's a G37 coupe.

[F]

G37 coupe.

[A]

Okay. And it's got tech and it's a coupe journey probably. It's got 40 on the clock on the mouse. Clean carfax.

[F]

Clean, clean new tires took care of it.

[A]

I'll give 12,000 for it.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Do I buy it?

[F]

No. Let me just think about it. I get back with you.

[A]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and they'll email you an offer.

[F]

Thank you, sir.

[E]

Yep, really good deal. Now to translate. The car's never been driven with shoes.

[A]

Yeah, no shoes.

[E]

And when you ask him about navigation, he says yes. He's talking about he's gonna throw in his sister in law Patrice and she's gonna say turn here. No, not here. Yeah, here. Left, left.

[A]

Clyde, over yonder. Hang left at the red box.

[E]

Oh, $G. Pull over here.

[A]

09 Yukon with 141. James, is it a leather roof? Nav?

[F]

It's got leather. It doesn't have a sunroof or navigation.

[A]

Where are you going? Where are you calling from? All those dogs barking in the background. I mean what are you at the bomb plant? I mean come on. Go to, go to. Give me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll email you an offer. Are you in the middle of a big welding job for an offshore rig? What the hell's going on? Damn.

[F]

Paws off me.

[A]

And. Oh, six accurate with a buck and a half. Jeff, I need to see it. The miles are so high. It's. I think four or five grand is what I'm thinking though. Jeff.

[F]

Jello.

[E]

I think the dog's got it.

[A]

Jeff. Yeah, I went pretty quick. Four to five grand on a 06 MDX with a buck and a half on it. Buck and a half in translation is 150,000 miles and that's a lot of miles. Okay, remember franchise dealers that want me to bid your cars. I just launched an active page on givemetheven.com. it says licensed dealers. You can put your trade ins in there and it'll throw a number and I'll buy them for that. Salespeople that work at dealerships. You can wear out your desk man with this and have another appraisal. If you. If you know any, we'll take care of you. We want to buy cars. We're in the car. What is it? He said this morning our buying lamp light is lit. It is that time of year. It is that time of year. It's time to roll. Give me the VIN. VIN.com or just call into the show. 800, 800 radio. I'd love to buy 100 cars today. Thank you.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[A]

@Givemethevin.Com we're known for beating Carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you a hundred or I'll kiss your. That's right. At givemetheven.com, send us your Carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you've got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your ass. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[E]

Sell us your car, give me the vin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Patrick, where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Northampton, Pennsylvania.

[A]

Does a 15 Chevrolet Cruise with 25,000 miles, cost more than $8,000?

[F]

This is the story that happened.

[A]

Bob. Good morning. You're on the air. A91 Acura NSX. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Calling from Dallas.

[A]

Dallas, Texas. I remember when I was in high school and the guy there was a restaurant called Razoos that opened up memory, and the dude drove an Acura NSX. That was back in 91. That was the first time I saw one. Sports cars.

[F]

Okay, new car then.

[A]

You got. You got a new. You got a new one with 38,000. You know, 91. How long have you owned it?

[F]

I've owned it for. Since 2009.

[A]

Cool.

[F]

2008 or 9.

[A]

It's old, but it's. It's desirable. I like the miles. Does it have a clean carfax?

[F]

It does have a clean Carfax.

[A]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[F]

Not quite.

[A]

Boy, it should, shouldn't it? I mean, isn't that pretty impressive? Some ass on the radio just coming out with 30 grand right off the cuff like that?

[F]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[A]

So what. What's it take to buy it?

[F]

Well, I'd like to get about 37 out of. I know they're going with that mileage for about 50, so, you know, that's. There's some room there to play.

[A]

Do you have a title?

[F]

I have a clear title.

[A]

Okay. And are you. Are you ready to do a deal for 37?

[F]

37,000? Yeah.

[A]

Can I do it at 35.

[F]

No, I can't let it go for that.

[A]

It takes 30. Then go to givemetheven.com. load it up.

[F]

You got the information about two weeks ago. I sent you everything on the car and they come back, told me 20,000 for the car and I, I was insulting.

[A]

Well, because they don't know that. I mean this is a special car. They don't know it. They got to talk to the wolf man. I mean, that's why he called me. Yeah, I mean you gotta, you got a special 30 year old car, you expect some guy that, that, you know, I know it, but they don't, they don't know, but I know.

[F]

The thing about it was I sent him pictures and there was sun coming in on the hood and they said the clear coat's gone on the hood.

[A]

Well, that's the. Understand, they're not looking at it. All they see is 91 Acura. They didn't.

[G]

So.

[A]

Yeah, I know, I know what you got and I want to buy it. So I'll go look it up and we'll try to get it bought. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy Acura NSXS over the radio and from dealerships. Remember franchise dealerships. I've got my robot that will bid cars on my behalf that we've been building on for five years. It's live and operational. Go check it out at the license dealer [e-mail] it's going to change the business.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're giving enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with, with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and we're the best in the business.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Is this Little wing. Is this the Hendrix one?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So good. It's so good. Could we just like not do the show and listen to this?

[B]

We could do it for two minutes.

[A]

Because this is good. This is one of my favorite. I feel bad speaking over this, Larry. Not any 95 pace car with 42. Is it purple?

[F]

Yes sir. Yes sir.

[A]

Oh God. Wait, wait, wait. Is it 97 or 95?

[F]

It's 95 actually. It's got. It's purple, it's white. It's got the graphics. It's. You punch up about the old 95 peso car on the Internet. You know there's only 547.

[A]

I just sent that guy an offer letter for 37,000 on the NSX. Just what he asked me for it. I guess I bought it. He said that's what it takes. He's got. We'll see if. Yeah, let's. He's going to bring it over today and we're going to write him a check. 95 pace car. Is this a ten thousand dollar rig, Larry?

[F]

Ten thousand dollars. Not. That's not even close.

[A]

Okay, bye bye. 800. 800 7234.

[E]

Man. Just talking about. Dang. I did drop allen shock man.

[A]

I mean it's not even close. It's an old body shell. It's not very desirable. Maybe I'm missing something but I don't think I am. That, that. Not that whatever body style up to 96 is not popping yet in the vets. Yeah.

[E]

It's just ain't take a certain haircut, it's okay.

[A]

But. But you know they're. They, they about ten thousands where they kind of hit the. Hit the ceiling on that old body.

[E]

That man get on paid car man to get dangle. High five. Bobby Labani, man.

[A]

David. 07 Tahoe. I don't even know what he said. 07 Tahoe LTZ with a buck 24 four wheel drive. David. Leather roof now.

[F]

Yes sir.

[A]

10,000.

[F]

10,000.

[A]

Yeah. Where do you live?

[F]

Baton Rouge.

[A]

Oh cool. I've got. I bought 67 cars down there this week in south Louisiana. Yeah, seriously. And so we're loading out of there left and right. We've got a location in Scott and we have a location in Baton Rouge over by the airport. So if you want to do it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we will get you a check sent to the Baton Rouge location and you can run it over there by the airport and get your check at our. At our deal. And it'll get loaded up on transport and brought back to Dallas.

[F]

Okay, well, the numbers less than what I. The numbers less than I get local in the trade.

[A]

But what's it take to buy it? 12.124. See, I bought a lot of cars from all your dealers down there this week. So at all those 60 cars I bought, I bought them from the. Probably the guy you're true. Are you trading. Where are you trading? In.

[F]

A local. Local Chevrolet dealership.

[A]

Is it Harris?

[F]

No, I'm talking to the one in black one right now. What is it?

[A]

Supreme. Go over to Brian Harris and tell them I'll. I'll give 12 at Brian Harris because I like those guys. That's what it takes, right? You know, go see Brian. Go see Brett over at Brian Harris and tell him wolf put 12 in this if it's got a clean carfax and they'll. They'll do the in and out over there and they'll get loaded on trucks. Head this way. Thanks, man. 800. 800-723-48008 radio.

[E]

Dang old bandit 12,000 drive in Winded bank of peppermint for the kids, man.

[A]

Susan Chittabada. What? Hang on. Ch Chor. That's a hell of a name. Thuan.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, is it Suzanne? Is my Scott. I. Wait, hang on, Susan. So my phone screener is illiterate and has a lisp it sounds like because he wrote in T T H U Z a nuzan. Susan. Hi, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hello, Susan. This is daddy duded. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Susan, Susan Dallas. And the guy misspelled my name.

[A]

Well, I mean, is this Thuzen Chittlebopa?

[B]

I can't believe he would misspell that.

[A]

I mean, come on. I mean.

[F]

Yes, he misspelled it's kiddo world.

[A]

Oh, okay. Hey, what are you doing next Saturday? Thus and would you come in here and help us? Will you. Will you screen phones for us?

[F]

Sure, I'll do that. All right.

[A]

Bring this cat. Bring this Jag over when you. When you come over, bring this Jag. We'll get you checked. It's a 08JX with 17,000 miles. Does it have anything wrong with it?

[F]

Nothing, not a thing.

[A]

Why are you selling it?

[F]

Well, we don't drive. It doesn't look like was a Sunday driving church car and we just don't drive it anymore.

[A]

It says. It says JX. Is it X type or XK?

[F]

I forget the back of it. I think it's Jack. JX8. Something like XJ8.

[A]

XJ8. That's okay then in that car you've got A L, a Super 8, a V, an XJ8 Regular or a XJR Supercharged. And this is why we need the VIN numbers, because it helps us. Would you mind going to the givemetheven.com and loading this car up so we can get the right vin and bid it correctly?

[F]

Yeah, I mean, what would be a rough estimate?

[A]

There's too many versions. I mean, there's $20,000 worth of swing in between these models. So go to give me the vi.com and lay that 17 digit VIN number in and say bid it right and I'll come over and run your phone screening room next Saturday when I bring it to you to get paid. And we'll get it. We'll. I'll shoot you an offer. I just want to bid the right car.

[F]

Okay, thank you.

[A]

800. 800-723-48800, radio Andrew 04 vet with 75Z6, probably pushing 20 grand, right? I mean 18, 19, 16 grand. Does that sound right?

[F]

I'm looking about, looking at about 22.

[A]

I think you're looking too far. I think you're looking along in the tooth. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

@Givemetheven.Com we're known for beating carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com Send us your CarMax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a hundred dollar check or me personally kissing your ass. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com, we'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss you.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[F]

Go.

[A]

And we're back. Good morning. Time for news. Andrew. O2 Camaro Z28 with A80. Does it have leather?

[F]

It does have leather.

[A]

Is it a S to the S or is it a WS to the 6?

[F]

Z28.

[A]

Okay. Is it four or five grand? Does that sound right? It needs to be nice at that figure, by the way.

[F]

Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, I think we're doing.

[A]

I'm not offering that, but that's what I'm thinking if it's nice. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll look and see what we got.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

All right, 800-800-723-4. Hey, Jerry.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Dental Springs.

[A]

Okay. Has it been flooded?

[F]

It was not flooded.

[A]

Hey, do this. Go to, Go to. Give me the. Go to givemetheven.com. i just launched my new dealer site last night for the. Yeah, because we buy all these cars for the, the trade ins and the overage inventory from the dealerships. And I, I launched my new. Hey, DJ Prekail. Go over there if you don't mind. I want to talk to you. My, my new automated site that'll bid the cars. Like automated. We've been working on this computer for years and years and years and years and years. And we just lit it up last night. Would you mind putting this car. It's going to say dealer only, license, dealer only. Click into that and put it into the. Build it in real quick and then it's going to throw, it's going to throw you a figure. And if you want to take it, click accept and I. That's not for all the public, but I want to, I want to hear your feedback is what I'm looking for.

[F]

Yeah, sure. Okay.

[A]

Okay. Hey, Robert, do the same thing, will you? Robert, are you there? Yeah, I mean, whatever my computer says that I'll give you for your car, I'll give it. I believe in that much. All right, thanks.

[E]

Go.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Houston.

[A]

All right, it's easy. Just click the licensed dealer part and where it says dealership name put. John told me to do this.

[F]

All right.

[A]

All right, so I'll do you just like a dealer. Thanks, man. Do you like a dealer? That kind of sounds. Do you like funky. Hey, Brian. Brian.

[F]

Yes, Sir.

[A]

With a 10 Hyundai Genesis with 78,000 miles. I'll do the same thing. I want the last three guys to go to my dealer button on givemetheven.com and whatever the system says is what I'll pay. As long as the carfax is clean and read the notes and doesn't have any frame damage to any recon. If it's got a bump bumper and you need to cost 300, you can put it in there. It'll figure it out for you. But I want to try this out. I just launched. I hadn't told anybody. It's a secret. And we just changed the car business. We really did watch. And it happened right here, right now, this morning. Dealership deskman. I built a used car manager robot, and I'll back it up. Guys in the used car department at franchise stores, salespeople that want to get another bid on your customer's car. You want us to look at your driver? Go to givemethevin.com and click the license dealer button. And we're. We're honoring bids from franchise dealerships right now. And there's no login on it. It's open for anybody to see. And I'm gonna do a login on it soon, and we're gonna be charging fees for it and all that stuff. But right now, today, free is free. It's. It's just a. I just put it up online last night with the program, said I'm ready to go. We've been talking about this for too long. It's time to. To unleash the beast.

[D]

Here it is.

[A]

And it really is.

[D]

It's working.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the Squirrel. Yes, over here. For some reason. DJ Pre K, you got me some coffee?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. It's so good to have you back.

[B]

Hey, man. It's good to be back, you know.

[A]

You know, when you left, you said that we were too white for you and you were gonna go get a. A internship at the soul station here in town. And did you. What happened to that?

[B]

I guess, you know, too. Too urban for this place and too white for that place. You know, that might be a little bit stuck in the middle.

[A]

You're stuck between two factions, huh?

[B]

Something like that.

[A]

That's hard. And it's hard being a white black guy.

[B]

It's hard out here for a pimp, man.

[A]

Did you see where Rachel the Dozenthal, the white black, black, white girl, changed her name to, like, Chuka Kabri this last week.

[B]

She changed her name?

[A]

Yeah. I know about the little shorty, you know, but I know that she.

[B]

She went in that deep.

[A]

She went all out and did the African name rename.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. Zulu or something.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Shotgun. Soothing. Natalie told me. So you're helping us on Saturdays now?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

So you interned with us, and now you come back as a Saturday staff member. Paid staff member. Congratulations.

[B]

Getting that check, baby. Thanks.

[A]

Y' all taking these minorities and bringing them right along.

[B]

Hey, man, I appreciate it. You know, I gotta come up somehow.

[A]

But. But Mike said. Mike said that you were interested maybe in the. In my assistant job because. Yeah, man, I seen, you know, things.

[B]

Have changed up a little bit since I've been here. You got an empty desk out front.

[A]

Now, right now, those are my assistants.

[B]

To get that paycheck.

[A]

So you. You would like to be my. My assistant?

[F]

I've never.

[B]

I got some skills.

[A]

I've never had a minority assistant.

[D]

He's not a minority.

[A]

Listen to him. He's a white, black guy. I'm a minority in some circles. But, Baba, how would it go? I mean, how would it go if DJ Pre K was like my Lloyd from.

[B]

What skills would he have?

[E]

I think he could do it like.

[A]

Can roll a blunt.

[E]

It's like somebody. Somebody calls and says, hey, I'm here to, you know, I. I need to make an appointment with John, and John's on another phone line. You know, you'd be like, well, hold on, you know, have. Step outside. Have a Lucy while you wait.

[B]

Yeah, hold up. I'm going to go smoke a port. You know, he might be back in a minute.

[D]

Yeah, I can see this work.

[E]

He's doing it already.

[D]

I can see radio gold.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I'm gonna go shoot some dice. You know, John will get with you whenever he's ready.

[A]

See, I think you would present my image more like if you were repping a rap artist or. Or a label kingpin. So I need to probably calm you down a little bit. But. But it could be. It could be good stuff.

[E]

Yeah, that's the line. If you're gonna rep for John, though, because, I mean, the. The intonation, this phrase right here. You need to calm down.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Okay. You need to calm down.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

When you're calling up here, answering the phone.

[A]

Hello.

[D]

You need to calm down.

[A]

This is DJ Pre K. I don't know if we'd want to use that handle in a business. What do you think? What is your legal name?

[B]

What are you, the police or something?

[A]

That's your legal name.

[D]

I like that.

[B]

My legal name is Austin.

[A]

Austin, okay. Yes, very white. So this is Austin.

[E]

I would never have.

[A]

Indeed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I think you could go with Austin and you can still have your hustle in your voice. That's cool.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. And you can leave that puma hat on and those Fubus you're wearing. Yeah, it's all good.

[B]

It's us, the boss, answering the phone.

[A]

Hey, Joe. Good morning. You got a 01 Ram diesel, four wheel drive with 160 average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Very clean.

[A]

160 like how? Clean like stupid Clean like stupid.

[F]

Claim it's been my baby for about six years.

[A]

If it's stupid clean, it may be worth 10,000. If it's normal clean, I think it's worth eight. And if it's kind of. If it's just average, I think it's worth six.

[F]

A Cummins with 160,000 miles. Just say it's worth 10,000?

[A]

Well, I mean it just all depends. We've got an old ass truck here, but it, how nice is it?

[F]

You know, it's got leather heated seats, put an 8 inch DVD player in it. Navigation lifted on 35. 4 Replacement front and back bumper.

[A]

What does it take to buy it? 12 go to givemetheven.com load it up. Say John, hit this at 10. Because I said it's quote stupid clean. And I countered back at 12. 12 buys it. Let me know if you want to buy it or not. And when I get off the air, they'll show me the deal and we'll make a decision if we want to buy it or not.

[F]

Thank you.

[A]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio on these older cars, conditions, everything. It's just everything. So, Randy the Chipmunk. But something happened with one of our buyers on bereavement.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

His pet squirrel died.

[B]

Yeah. One of the buy. You didn't know about that?

[A]

I was so busy. I don't even know my. I don't know heads or tails.

[D]

Yeah, bereavement.

[B]

Yeah. One of our buyers wants bereavement because his, his squirrel Bob passed away.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So he's out. Yeah, he's out. This Friday he was out.

[A]

Which.

[B]

Well, how do you argue with.

[A]

I mean, God, say it's a squirrel. Kidding me?

[E]

I'm not getting your pets like your kids, man.

[B]

Squirrel passed away.

[D]

It's a squirrel.

[B]

It's serious. He had a pet squirrel.

[A]

Shut up.

[F]

I'm not kidding.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

I can't make.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I cannot make it up.

[A]

Squirrel that. Is he going to be offended that we're laughing?

[B]

No, because I, I don't. I laughed when he was telling me about it.

[A]

I was like this is. Compared this in the store like a.

[D]

Dog and my dog died. I'd be jacked up for a few days.

[A]

Yeah, but dogs and squirrels have different personalities. Randy the Chipmunk, are you here? Hey, guys. Hey.

[F]

What's going on?

[A]

Have you Ever been anyone's pet?

[G]

No, I don't roll that way.

[F]

But this.

[G]

You know, Chung Chun wasn't like any other squirrel.

[A]

I don't know if his name was Chung Chun.

[G]

We called him Chung. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, you knew this guy?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I knew you. I didn't know that.

[D]

That we used to associated with squirrels.

[G]

I remember Chung. We pretty close. You can say that I'm kind of a work in progress when it comes to squirrel equality.

[A]

Yeah, Chung was different, though.

[G]

He was real cool. Him and me and my friend Rusty used to score weed from this street guy named Wheels. No, he's the fella sits out here at the end of the parking lot across from the sandwich shop.

[D]

He is? Yeah.

[G]

Man, that guy always had some killer hydro.

[D]

And he sold it to you?

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

A chipmunk. Yeah, yeah.

[G]

I tell you all about it. He's awesome.

[A]

I want to hear about it. We're out of time, but we'll be back in a second. Got to play a couple of songs right here on the greatest hits channel.

[B]

The greatest.

[A]

The. The greatest hits oldies, country, western and hard rock channel that you've ever heard in your life. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. In each city, different songs play. Jimi Hendrix is going to fire off to the left. George Straits going to fire off. And the Commodores are going to fire off in a different city.

[F]

Very nice.

[A]

I don't know which one I'm going to listen to, but we're going to list all of them here in a minute. We'll be right back.

[F]

Took her home.

[C]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

In honor of DJ Prek, we're just going to play the Commodores and Earth, Wind and Fire. As long as he's here. Yeah, to keep him feeling more comfortable because he identifies himself as black. So we need to make him feel like he's at home. And I love it, too. What do you think?

[E]

Can a brother get accommodation?

[B]

I think you're off by a decade or two on the type of music.

[A]

You want to listen to. Oh, you think I'm missing it?

[B]

Yeah, it's more Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg.

[A]

This is the good stuff. We got to get this kid on the right track. We got to get him off the street, man. We got to get him. We got to get him in. In college. We got to get him making a living. And the way you're going to do that is not with Dr. Dre, but it's with Earth, Wind and Fire.

[E]

Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

Earth, Wind and Fire. I tell you. Hell, brimstone and fire. Heard about it Sunday in the in pew. In the pews.

[E]

A little bit of Morris Day in the time. Oh we.

[A]

Oh, yo, Philip. Philip. What's that Philip guy's name that seems so good. He was easy lover with Phil Collins. Oh yeah, he's the best hype.

[E]

Philip Bailey.

[A]

Yeah, he's the best. Lawrence, good morning, you're on the air. Lawrence, brother Lawrence, I see you there. All right.

[E]

Lawrence Undercover.

[A]

Lawrence Undercover. Lawrence Undercover.

[E]

You're my favorite line.

[A]

06F150Stx with 180s it a crew Tim or extended?

[F]

Extended, yeah.

[A]

Big miles, you know. 2, 3, 35. 3 grand. 3 grand. 25. 3 grand.

[F]

Ah yeah.

[A]

And I. That's how I feel about that POS truck too. I'll tell you the truth. I could give a rats about some old 200000 mile half ton base ass truck. Yeah, I mean I'm giving too much. I love it that he said that anybody else would have been that car for 1500. He's turning his ass up to me. Good. Thank you. Thank you. Hey Lawrence, are you there? Lawrence is out. All right.

[D]

Look at.

[F]

Yeah, man.

[A]

Here's another one. 94 Durango with 148 Johnny Cash. Roy, are you there?

[F]

I am here.

[A]

A 94 Dodge. It is a 94. Correct.

[F]

No, 2004.

[A]

2004 with 148. Okay. It's. It's a couple of grand. 1500.

[F]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Even it's like showroom clean but it's.

[A]

Got those miles on it, man. Chrysler products since the days of Lee Iacocca are not known for making the long run like the Eagles. You know they just kind of crap out around 100. Then it just doesn't have that. Really? Yeah. 1500. What? What's it take to buy it?

[F]

What's that?

[A]

What does it take to buy it? Ain't me, baby.

[F]

Now, now, now. It ain't me.

[A]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe. So Randy the chipmunk, it was Buddies was in the middle of telling a story. Randy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you up but we had to go to break a moment ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Oh, that's okay. I just love to hang around but.

[A]

Catch us back up to speed where we were. So Todd's squirrel, his pet squirrel died. He Asked for bereavement. It's a guy that works. How many days?

[B]

Three days.

[A]

Yeah, he wanted to take for three days. Party pet squirrel. And Randy the Chipmunk knew him. What was the squirrel's name?

[F]

Chung.

[G]

We called him Chung. His real name was Bob.

[D]

Hey, kid, why'd you call him Chan?

[G]

Long story.

[A]

Okay. I don't know.

[G]

We used to hang around. Me and my friend Rusty and Chung.

[D]

Yeah, Chung.

[G]

We used to get some great weed from Wheels.

[D]

Wheels?

[F]

Yeah, Wheels.

[D]

Oh, is that the guy down on the street here?

[F]

Yeah. He's got.

[G]

He's in a wheelchair. He sits down here in a parking lot.

[A]

Now, is he related to that old ass hustler from Weather?

[F]

That.

[A]

That. That chipmunk named Scooter? I don't know.

[G]

You know, that's my uncle, but, you.

[A]

Know, he came up from South Texas telling this long set of tales and went to Weatherford, ran him into a rich man and started Scooter the Chipmunk.

[G]

Yeah, Scooter's trouble.

[A]

Scooter's a hustler. Scooter's a. Hang them on. Yeah, Scooter's a brainwasher. Wow.

[G]

Yo, he was married to a muskrat one time.

[A]

What?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

I thought, he's married to an Indian.

[G]

I. No, no kidding.

[D]

A muskrat.

[F]

I know.

[G]

That's what we all said. We're like, what? Anyway, that guy Wheels has always got some killer hydro on him, you know.

[D]

You buy dope from him.

[G]

Okay, well, we trade. We barter.

[D]

You barter.

[G]

In our culture, he's the only one who trades you grass for nuts.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

We bring a little walnut here, little pecan there, and he'd let go of a little bit of bud, and we go down Clyde Warren park and mess with the tourists just for kicks.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

And Chung would eat an Alka Seltzer.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And then you know what that is? Sure, of course.

[G]

Bark at him.

[D]

Yeah. Foaming at the mouth, barking squirrels.

[G]

Getting swarmed by a couple of chipmunks and a barking squirrel who's foaming at the mouth. That'll plum rattle some folks, I bet. Especially the elderly.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

We start off acting kind of timid just to see what they're feeding that day and sort of amp it up from there. Usually it's not uncommon for them to drop their nuts when changing, start gnawing on their shin. He was a smooth operator.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

His real name was Bob, I tell you.

[D]

You told me his name was Bob. Yeah, but you called him Chang.

[G]

We started calling him Chung because he was the Only one that wasn't scared to pull that stuff on the Korean.

[A]

What?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

What now?

[G]

Because let me tell you.

[F]

What.

[D]

Bob wasn't scared to pull that stuff on a Korean.

[G]

Yeah. Y' all probably don't know this, but a Korean will eat your ass.

[D]

We didn't know that.

[G]

Yeah. Chung was brave, I guess.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Between y' all and me, I think his brother Aang had something to do with. Yeah, because he's always been jealous of Chung. You know, the Chung's a good looking squirrel, but Aang just wasn't. He had to. The Parvo when he's a pup.

[A]

Parvo.

[G]

And all the hair fell out of his tail and he looks like some kind of damn scientific experiment walking around. Anyways, joke's on aim.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Cause all the Chung's nuts.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

And his DVDs and his Manzel Smokinator 2000, all that went to their cousin Tyrone.

[D]

You guys have wills?

[G]

That's a chance. Well, hell yeah. What do you think? Well, I mean, we're not like, you know, country. You gotta have a will.

[D]

Okay.

[G]

What are you gonna do with your dvd?

[D]

I don't know where you have a dvd.

[G]

He's got good ones too. He's got good fellas. Yeah, we love that movie. What am I, a clown? Well, I'm a clown. Over here. I'm here to move you.

[A]

Randy, thank you for coming in the studio this morning and sharing your or street tales about Chung. Okay, real quick. And I've got to go.

[G]

Respect to Bob, everybody.

[A]

Where did Aang get his name from?

[G]

Yeah, their mama was crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Marco, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Texas. Houston, Texas.

[A]

Houston, Texas. You got a 12 Mustang, Shelby GT5,500. What color?

[F]

Yes, sir. That's black with two silver stripes.

[A]

Black and silver stripes. Does it have a clean carfax?

[F]

Clean.

[A]

Clean Carfax is 33, 000 by it.

[F]

33, 000. Oh, gosh. That's what the dealership had offered me. Actually they offer me 30, 32, so. Actually, it's a little better. Well, I mean, I was hoping to get a little more.

[A]

You never blow your load on the first round, do you?

[D]

Yeah, sometimes.

[A]

What's it take to buy it? You know what it's worth? It's worth low 30s.

[F]

Yeah, man, I guess I cuz I put it.

[A]

I don't need to hear the story. I need to know what it takes to buy it.

[F]

34.

[A]

I bought it. So go to givemetheven.com. load it up. It's got a clean carfax. See, John bought my car for 34 grand on the radio. And here we go.

[F]

Okay, thanks.

[A]

800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. Oh, four Chevy with cup. 5,000 million miles. Caleb.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com to load it up. I'm not gonna put this one on the radio. It's too many miles.

[F]

Too many miles.

[A]

Yep. I mean, I'll buy it, but I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to research. Yeah. 800, 817 exactly. I don't want to work for it.

[D]

Trying to help you.

[G]

I don't want to work for it.

[D]

I understand it.

[A]

240,000 miles.

[D]

You had a weird.

[A]

God, how do you drive that many.

[D]

Miles in a car?

[A]

How many did you have when you wrecked yours?

[D]

Just over 100. In the Ford escape.

[A]

She got hit by a drunk driver.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Hit by a drunk driver. Yeah. He was. He was coming at me, and then immediately just very fast turned right in front of me.

[A]

Was he driving a batmobile?

[D]

He was not. He was driving.

[A]

If he was, I know who it was. Guy had a hit out on you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember franchise dealerships. I just got my. My car bidding wholesale robot live on the auction last night. So you can go to givemetheven.com and click licensed dealer. And right now there's no entry, there's no charge, there's nothing. But I'm only taking bids on this from franchise dealerships during this testing week that we're going to do. And I'll bid your cars all day long with my system, and I'll buy them what my system says I'll buy them for. So literally, you can go to a machine and dump the vin in and if it says 34, 275, I'll give you a draft for 34275 or check.

[D]

Really?

[G]

Yep.

[A]

But it means it needs a clean carfax. You'll read the little disclaimer. You got to use your brain. Don't be a more. Don't be a Dealers know.

[F]

But.

[A]

But yeah, they know. So go to. Go to givemetheven.com, click dealer. Licensed dealer. And it'll be just like calling me on a car and if whatever I say, you know I'm good for. And that's what my machine that we've been working on forever.

[B]

That's the real reason why John invented this.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because he's tired of everybody calling him, saying, how much is my car now? He's like, you know what? Just go to the website.

[A]

I didn't invent it. I invented it with another fellow. But, yeah, I don't want to take any credit that's due. But we'll get to all that in a later time. This is a sneak preview of a big movie movie that's soon to be launched and trailer. But, yeah, for. For my guys, the inside guys. If you're in Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston, everywhere in between. Dealerships, franchise dealerships, Kia maybe. You know, y' all are right there on the line. Come on. Why do you like the Koreans? You know, this is damn Kia stores, junkie cars.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

I've got the miles set where it cuts off at 115. So that'll. That throws out most of the. The key of trades already.

[D]

No, it doesn't.

[A]

But yeah. So the system will bid the cars, and I will give it. You say click here to. To accept, and then it'll send me an email automatically, immediately, and I'll call you and we'll confirm and get it picked up and get it paid for. 800-800-723-48800 radio is how the public calls in to get bids on their cars. I love this show.

[D]

We go from a talking chipmunk buying dope straight back into buying cars.

[A]

It's all the same.

[G]

PIA Alert. Kia Alert.

[B]

What robot?

[G]

Kia Alert.

[A]

Kia Alert.

[D]

Oh, we have a. No, we have a robot set up on the show.

[A]

Is Chang gonna go work at the Kia store?

[G]

This is the givemethevin.com computer.

[A]

Oh, it's the computer. It is.

[G]

You have three Kia alerts.

[B]

Oh, no.

[G]

Three from south Louisiana from 2005.

[A]

Oh, no, those are not good pre Koreena.

[G]

They look a little wet behind the ears.

[A]

Casey Kasem's in the studio this morning.

[D]

Good morning, John.

[G]

How you doing?

[D]

Do you by chance know that I was actually in the car with JD when he had the wreck this week? I was his passenger.

[A]

I did not know that, man.

[D]

The airbags went off. It was crazy, dude. It was absolutely crazy.

[A]

Scooby dooby doo.

[D]

It was gooby doo. So we have the top 10 reasons why Casey.

[A]

Were y' all in the Mystery Magic Machine?

[D]

It was absolutely in the van, dude.

[A]

Rut the ruck rag.

[D]

The top 10 reasons why Casey just didn't have a top 10 list this week. It's been a very traumatic week.

[E]

What are you talking about? He doesn't have one.

[D]

You don't have one. So we have the top 10 reasons why Casey doesn't have a top 10 list.

[A]

So JD's excuses for not working. Number 10.

[D]

Number 10 is. The doctor told me to cut down on writing. It's true story. Yes. I spilled red Gatorade on it even though it wasn't a word document. The dog ate my laptop.

[A]

Oh, we might not make it through this one. Go ahead.

[G]

Number seven.

[D]

I wrote one, but it was in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish.

[F]

Number six.

[D]

I left it in my wrecked car from the wreck this week. Did I mention I was in a wreck? I overslept the whole damn week. A drunk driver took me with him to jail.

[A]

See?

[D]

Not doing my other job. The Russians hacked my computer. They stole it. I wasn't a damn car wreck. Get off me.

[A]

Poor jd.

[E]

Wait. I think you.

[A]

All we want him to do is do one thing a week besides show up with his smiling face and his talent, and he just can't do it.

[D]

I would fire him. I would get rid of him. I wouldn't do it.

[A]

You don't ride him till you get here. Dude, no. Ever. 800. 800. 7,000, 234.

[E]

How many times you to bring a ride at home?

[A]

Okay, what happened?

[D]

Who knows? But we do have a new. We do have a new feature this week. It's called Fake or real news. We'll get to it a little bit. So we give you three headlines, and you guys get to decide which one's the real story.

[A]

Let's do one right now.

[D]

Okay. This is Real or fake news. Here are the three headlines. One of them is real. Two of them are made up. And you guys get.

[A]

What do I win? If I'm right, You're gonna win. Swift kick in the ass.

[D]

That's possible. A plug for your rear because you're farting in the room today. Here we go. Real or fake news.

[A]

Ready?

[F]

Yep.

[D]

I'm going into case.

[A]

That was real news.

[D]

Yeah. This is Oklahoma man runs the red light, then stops to shoot out the traffic cam with a bow and arrow. Oklahoma Man.

[A]

I'm gonna go ahead and say real. Go ahead. Next.

[D]

All right. Number two. Cheerleader does cartoon wheels when asked to do a sobriety test for the Albuquerque police.

[A]

Damn. That could be real, too. Yeah, no kidding.

[D]

And number three. Florida man caught riding naked on Alligator near NASA Road.

[A]

One gate negative. That's not true.

[E]

No, that's it. That's the one. Three. I say three.

[A]

Okay. I say one. I say Oklahoma man shoots out the traffic light with the bow and arrow intriguing. Say two cheerleader gives cop a happy ending.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

In the middle of the road.

[D]

So once again, we're going to rope. We're hit him again. One more time. Oklahoma ran. Man runs red light and stops to shoot out the traffic cam with a bow and arrow. John says that one cheerleader does a cartwheel. And when asked to do a sobriety test in Albuquerque and Florida, man caught riding naked on an alligator near Nassau Road 1. Are you ready?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

It is the cheerleader.

[F]

All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Albuquerque police stop Riley Marshall, 23. They asked her to walk in this video.

[A]

This is why y' all making fun of Oklahoma with people ask her to.

[D]

Walk a straight line. And she. She's drunk her now laughing.

[A]

And I can't walk a straight line. But I give great car wh jobs. How about that?

[D]

She's just cute as she could be.

[A]

Why you cash me outside and get some of that. How about that? 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. What we playing? Oh, 800, 800 radio 12 ltz. Leather roof. Does it have navnik?

[F]

What's that?

[A]

Does your truck have navigation?

[F]

Oh, man. It's pretty much the only thing that's missing. Is the nav.

[A]

Two wheel or four wheel drive?

[F]

It's only two wheel.

[A]

Is it. Is it? Is it? Is it. Is it 20 grand? It's a 12 with 50, right?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Does fit. Does 20 grand buy it?

[F]

Yeah, man. I mean, I got about 17 left on the note. I'm just trying to get rid of it.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and I'll. I'll email you an official offer letter. I want to buy it. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Houston.

[A]

Houston. Big Houston. What station are you listening to you in Houston? We're on 2. We're on 97.5. And the buzz.

[F]

On the buzz right now.

[A]

The buzz. He's a buzzard. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

You know that only the good die. People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. GiveMeTheEven.com. go there. Enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll be at every. Everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name Is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[A]

Who is this?

[B]

Pat Travers.

[A]

And what song is whiskey? It's when y' all do this is what makes me have to set the songs. If they don't know them, we can't play them.

[B]

This song is actually was played on.

[A]

Classic radio like when back in 60s 3. Are you familiar with it?

[E]

Hell yeah. It's a party time.

[A]

Shame on me. Shame on you. Shame on me.

[D]

JD Never heard of it.

[A]

Pat Travers. You and Pat Travers didn't.

[D]

We were buddies.

[A]

Weren't snorting whiskey back in the day.

[D]

Back in the old days. Man in the back of a limo.

[A]

800-800-7234.075Series Michael with 100 on it is worth five, six grand. It all depends on how nice it is. You there, Mike? More.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Click. Sorry. 04 cobra with 21. I like that. Jason.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

04 cobra. Is it a real one?

[F]

It's real.

[A]

What color?

[F]

Torch red.

[A]

And on a scale of 1 to 10 on a 04 Mustang Cobra, how nice is it?

[F]

Everything on the car is a 10 except for the paint. I'd put a nine and a half.

[A]

Okay, so it's a real car. Does 15 grand buy it?

[F]

No.

[A]

What buys it?

[F]

I'm in the 30s.

[A]

Yeah, you're too high. Are you a dealer?

[F]

No, no. It's a. It's a pretty limited edition car.

[A]

I gave 22. Hey, let me just cut to the chase. I gave 23. 23,000 for an O4 with 3,000 miles on it two years ago. And yours has 21. And mine was. Mine was orange. And if you know these cars, you know the orange is the one, right? And I gave 23 grand for it and had 3,000 miles. It made about 800 bucks. But the market's gone up a tick since then. So your car's worth mid-20s. Your 30 grand dream number is exactly that. It's dreamy and it's cool. And maybe you'll find another a guy that. That you know is not on the market and he'll pay your price. But mid 20s is the money. And if you'll take the mid 20s for it, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll get you checked. There's a difference between neighbors and guys at swap meets talking about what they'll. What they're gonna give versus me. Hard money right here. Cod cash in hand, ready to go.

[F]

Appreciate thanks.

[A]

800800 is a little bit of a lecture, but it was really for others, more so than you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your sports car, your diesel truck, your high line cars. Sports cars are bringing more money right now, as you can tell. I'm trying like hell to buy am.

[D]

You are?

[A]

Yep. What have you got?

[D]

What I see. You want to do news?

[A]

What are you looking at?

[F]

What you.

[D]

What are you looking at?

[A]

I don't want to do news. Screw the news. Where are the news? I'm the news. What's wrong?

[B]

That was our one minute.

[A]

That was our one minute.

[B]

We'll be right back.

[A]

My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more at the John T. Wolf show coming up, powered by GME.com.

[A]

@Givemetheven.Com we're known for beating carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com Send us your comment carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your. That's givemethe vin.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN.com. we'll beat your car Max offer or we'll kiss you.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Bob, have you ever seen the black Keys in concert?

[E]

I never have.

[A]

If they come through, will you go with me? You bet. I'd like to see.

[B]

Awesome show.

[E]

I'm really impressed by those guys. More than a lot of newer bands.

[A]

I mean, live, they have to have more than two guys, right?

[B]

They do. They have a guy that kind of stands back and off the stage, plays instruments. Yeah, but it's just that most of it, you could tell.

[A]

Most of it's just.

[B]

Then there's certain Songs, newer songs.

[A]

It's Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, and of course, yeah, sweet home Texas. That's where we're from. I know we're from Texas, we're here in Texas, but we're talking to people everywhere in Oklahoma's. I know I a lot about Oklahoma, but I really do like you guys. I just don't like the hard ass Oklahomans. There's of lot a. A lot of them. Yeah, it's like they got beat as children and I. I know how to deal with them because there's a lot of that in West Texas too. Just that hard ass. My dad was a hard ass.

[D]

I know you know it.

[A]

He's a hard ass. Charlie. Bob, was your dad up a hard ass? Yeah, he could. What you looking at, boy? Yeah, and just open palm slap you. Oh no. Oh yeah, mine was like that.

[E]

My dad was a marine, you know, so I grew up with that. I can make a bed.

[A]

Were you physically abused as a child? No.

[E]

Hell no.

[A]

Were you mentally abused as John?

[F]

I got.

[E]

I got whipped real good a couple of times, but I. I bought it.

[A]

You never just got whipped, just knocked out?

[E]

No, not just because. Wow.

[D]

Your dad would really just.

[A]

I didn't say that. I was asking Bob questions.

[E]

Why are you asking Bob?

[A]

I've got a friend that's pregnant. I was wondering what's going on. You never heard that? Hey, mama. My. Who. Whose birth control pills are these? Oh, they're my friends. Oh, I'm holding for so her mom doesn't find out.

[E]

Daddy, do abortions hurt?

[D]

Oh God.

[A]

Who wants to know?

[E]

Why do you ask, sweetie? Yeah, I have a friend that. It wants to know.

[A]

All right.

[E]

Daddy, can I borrow $70?

[A]

My boyfriend's only got a buck and a half. Hey, Mike, Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

13 platinum F1 150 leather roof nav. Is it pearl white? Silver. Does it have power running boards?

[F]

Yes, sir. Does.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Two or four wheel drive?

[F]

Two wheel.

[A]

Two wheel drive. Silver with black or tan guts?

[F]

Tan.

[A]

And is it a which engine?

[F]

Ah, the echo boost.

[A]

I got you. We thought you were. We. We thought you were cool until you said that. But go. We'll keep talking. No, I'm kidding. You know those ecoboosts are fast. They come off the. Off off the line hard. I think they'll outrun a 5 liter in a quarter mile drag. But when you drive them like you want to drive them, they don't get any better gas mileage than the other one. Have you Noticed. Have you noticed that?

[F]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you get in the wind.

[A]

Are you a truck driver? You said. Are you. Are you in a semi?

[F]

No, I'm in an S. Going down the road.

[A]

He's in a what on Rock Ranger. Okay.

[D]

One of those.

[A]

I. I can't really understand what's going on, but I want to buy the truck. 27, 000 miles. Does 30 grand buy it?

[F]

I always think about 33.

[A]

Well, what about 31? And we'll be like that country song where we meet in the middle between your house and mine. Well, go. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see givemetheven.com Tell us what it takes. We'll. We'll try to. We're close. I can't hear him. Hey, truck drivers, when y' all call, make sure your windows rolled up.

[B]

Bluetooth.

[A]

That.

[B]

That's what helps.

[A]

Bluetooth sucks. Mine's pretty good, but.

[B]

Well, that one sucked ass.

[A]

You don't need to say that, Turley. Well, I did. Yeah, you don't need to throw ass out there.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

800. 800. Seven two, three, four, eight. 800 radio.

[E]

Nasty.

[A]

Chevrolet Silverado with 130. Yeah, really, we need to. If I'm going to get myself in trouble, I'm going to get myself in trouble. Oh, wait. Chevrolet Silverado with 130. Is it leather, cloth?

[F]

Sorry?

[A]

Yeah. Austin. Is it leather, cloth? Your truck?

[F]

I can't hear you. Say one more time.

[A]

Is the truck leather or is it cloth?

[F]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, God.

[D]

What's wrong, man?

[A]

How much time we got left? We got 19 seconds.

[D]

What's wrong?

[F]

Just.

[A]

What? What? What? Just play Leonard Skynard. Everybody else, just go to giveme the vin.com and we'll. We'll. We'll buy a car there and we'll be back in a minute.

[D]

Namaste.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[E]

Car Sell us your car. Give me the bin dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[F]

Kenny Powers, is that you at my new dealership?

[A]

Ashley Schaefer.

[F]

Captain Kenneth J.

[E]

Powers. I see you haven't forgotten about us little people.

[A]

I thought you owned that BMW joint.

[F]

Oh, I did until I got tangled.

[A]

Up with some Better Business bureau bull.

[E]

Misplaced VIN numbers, customer gouging, allegations of.

[A]

Prostitution, semi automatic weapons found with trace.

[F]

Levels of cocaine dust. Those are minor details that don't need.

[A]

To be discussed further here. You firing baseballs around my place didn't help much either. But I'm much happier here.

[F]

Kia is a vastly superior machine.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free 1-800-800-RADIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Rick. 08 Chevy Silverado, extended cab with 17. Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

It's leather.

[A]

Where do you live?

[F]

I live in far west Fort Worth.

[A]

Okay. We are. We have an office at Bryant Irvin and Camp Boone over by the Sunflower Shop, if you know where that is.

[F]

Yes sir, I know where the intersection is.

[A]

Okay, we can you just bring it over here and get a check or we can send somebody to your house. It's a two wheel drive or four. Two or four wheel drive? Two wheel drive and it's a 08?

[F]

Yes sir.

[A]

Two wheel drive. What color?

[F]

It's. It's that frost white. That bright white.

[A]

Does it. It says extended cab. I just want to make sure I don't underbid it as an extended cab. It is an extended cab, not a four door, right?

[F]

It's extended. Yes sir.

[A]

And it's a five, three engine, but it's an ltz. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[F]

Neither one of those. No sir.

[A]

Okay. Are you sure it's an ltz?

[F]

Yes, sir. Yeah, it says LTZ on the tailgate.

[A]

Okay. How long have you had it?

[F]

I. I bought it brand new in February of 08.

[A]

Cool. Well, does. I'm thinking 12, 5, 13 grand.

[F]

Okay. Like I said, the guy that answered the phone, I was wondering what you thought it would be worth.

[A]

I want to buy it.

[F]

Oh, you do?

[A]

Oh, yeah. I mean I'm just taking your word for it. But I mean you're so close that we do all of our business sight unseen. What does it take to buy it?

[F]

Well, I'll be honest with you sir. I'm like, I guess a lot of people I think it's worth more than that, but I'm not really looking to sell it. I was more interested in what you thought it was worth.

[A]

Well, I just gave you a lot of airtime on big air to talk about appraisals. I want to buy it. What does it take to buy. Give me a number that buys it if you want to sell it.

[F]

18,000.

[A]

Okay. That's too much. But I like it. I go to 15,000.

[F]

No, sir, I, I, I, that, that wouldn't do it.

[A]

But it's an extended cabin. It's an 08.

[F]

Right, sir? It's an 08. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com and let's take a look at it. Let me see the VIN number. Let me research a little bit. 800, 872. So he does want to sell it.

[D]

He does want to sell it.

[A]

We got that out of it.

[D]

Not to you.

[A]

No, no, no. He does want to sell.

[D]

I know when he hit the right.

[A]

Number, these really low mile cars, I really want to get them bought.

[F]

Gotcha.

[A]

That's a.08 with 17,000 miles. But if it was a crew cab, I would have, I would have done something stupid. How would you even. But the extended cabs, they don't have the marketability that the crew cabs do.

[D]

I just. Nine years and only 17,000 miles on a truck.

[A]

This, you know, they still have. You just don't drive them. They're. They're hidden. They're. They're in people's garages and their grandma's cars and aunt Betsy's car. That's in the, in the funeral. Not the funeral. The old folks home. We love buying dead people's cars. Love it. If all, if there was one segment of the market that I could just focus on and that's all I did for a living, I'd be dead people's cars.

[D]

You ever. Have you ever.

[A]

It's not that they're cheap. It's that they're so good.

[D]

Yeah, they're. Well, yeah, because mostly they haven't driven them in the last five years.

[A]

Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Right, right, right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And I want to put this out there again. Dealerships, franchise dealerships. Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas, all over. If you're a franchise dealership, go to. Give me the vin.com and click license dealer button. And I have my. A piece of software that we've been writing for years that will bid the cars automatically and I will give what it says. I know that sounds crazy. We're taking sight unseen to a new level. Clearly we're going like automated. Automated, yeah.

[D]

You're taking the human element out of it.

[A]

Right. And when you read the, when you read the form, it's a short form, altered missions, you know, screwed up frame, all that stuff. You got to tell me that you're a dealer, that's your job. But and if, if the, if the bids 20,000 and you put in the box takes a thousand dollars to get it ready for retail, frontline ready, then it's going to bid it at 19,000. So we're using your opinion of what it takes to get the car frontline ready because you're in the business, that's what you do. But go to givemetheven.com, click licensed dealer button and check it out and you will be shocked. Salesmen at those dealerships do the same thing. Desk men that want to check up on the used car department, you think they're hitting you too low? Try my new [e-mail] clicked license dealer and I think you'll be shocked. 800800 radio. 8008007234 is our call in there. We've got a lot of people on the the line here. Kurt Kent, you got a 300,000mile diesel, four wheel drive Ram. Is it a mega cab?

[F]

No, it's not the mega cab. It's just four door.

[A]

Is it leather, cloth?

[F]

It's the that Texas package.

[A]

Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Vinyl.

[A]

Okay. Right around like 10,000, but I'm not exactly sure. Can you send me some pictures?

[F]

Yeah, yeah. It's got replacement bumpers, front and back.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Fuel tanks.

[A]

It's A3, it's A300,000 mile dually. And I bought one like this that was a mega cab the other day for 12.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

But it had. But anyway I'll buy it. Do you want to sell it?

[F]

Yeah, let me 12 close.

[A]

Well, go to give me. Go, go to get. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's do it online. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 04 Wrangler with 35000 miles. John, is it a two door or four door?

[F]

Say that again.

[A]

Is your Wrangler a two door or four door? Well, actually in 05 they were all two doors, weren't they?

[F]

It's 04 and it's a two door.

[A]

Is it lifted?

[F]

No, factory.

[A]

Is it a hard top?

[F]

I do have the hard top and the soft top.

[A]

Is it an Automatic? Yes, it's got 35000 miles. Well, eight grand. Buy it.

[F]

How much again?

[A]

8000.

[F]

No.

[A]

What will buy it.

[F]

It'd be in the 15 range.

[A]

It won't do that as a two door.

[F]

Damn.

[A]

But in that body style. Because they would have changed in 07. I will give more than 8,000. But 15 is off the. Off the charts. I'll probably give 12. I just. I just need to see it. I mean it's old. I need to see it. It's all about conditions. So on that one, when we go that like my system, my automated system, it wouldn't even bid this 10 years back or cuts off 115,000 miles is the cutoff. Because you get into these older cars or miley cars and there's too much condition. Very variable. A computer cannot do it. John, will you go to give me the vin.com and load it up?

[F]

Yep.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're almost out of time, but we have time for Tony Romo's father. Is he here?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

That was so funny last week.

[D]

No, he was great.

[B]

Well, you've heard about the new trade rumor of the Redskins trading their quarterback or cousins to the Niners. Oh, and then the Niners would trade a pick draft pick to the Cowboys because the Cowboys would trade Tony Roma to the Redskins. So a three way deal. I don't think it's gonna happen. But it's fascinating to think about, that's for sure.

[A]

Romero.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Good morning.

[E]

Buenos Diaz.

[A]

When y' all move teams, are you still gonna come join us from time to time?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Good.

[E]

I genuinely enjoy your company.

[A]

We enjoy yours as well.

[E]

Gracias.

[A]

What's going on this week to catch us up on these rumors? I've only got three minutes left of this hour of the show.

[E]

You have hear about this crazy idea of el Jefe Rojo. The Red. The coach, Jackson Garrett, right?

[A]

Redhead.

[E]

He have mega the backroom offer, back room offer. The Red Skins and the horrid Niners. Do you have the details of this cressidine?

[D]

I don't have it. No.

[E]

Okay. You do though us it have been told to Antonio. If he is trade to el Redskins trade to the Redskins, then they in turn will deal his cousin, el capitan Kirk Cousins his cousin to the San Francisco 49ers.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

That's what we got so far.

[E]

Who in turn will give Adilos Vaqueros de la Dallas. Okay. A second round pick which Jerry Jones. Jones will undoubtedly use for an immensely talented dehumensive lineman.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

With a tragic weakness for mildly criminal behavior.

[D]

No, no.

[E]

So no. When they give. No, when they give Antonio the news.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

He leave it to Jerry Jones Jr. To explain it to him.

[D]

Jerry Jones Jr. That's not the. That's not Stephen.

[B]

He's not the smart.

[E]

No, he's not the smart one, Junior. And this is a very bad idea.

[D]

Very bad idea.

[E]

Sounds like he says to Antonio, Tony, I think that might be the best is a three way deal.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Now when Antonio hear the word three way. Yeah. I think it remind him of a time long ago when he was involved with the little Jesse Bella slot whore.

[D]

No.

[E]

Jessica Simpson. One time in 2007 he bring her to the team celebration for Jason Wheaton's 48th birthday.

[D]

He's done 48.

[E]

All of the famous. He was in 2007.

[D]

No, he wasn't.

[E]

And all of the famous cowboys are coming to the party and every time one of them walk into the door.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

She says, oh, he's very good looking.

[F]

Oh really?

[E]

Do you like him? And is he your friend? And I wonder if he likes to watch the 70s Show.

[D]

The 70s Show.

[E]

Cuz she was on the show at that time.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

And of course she's flirting with everyone.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And really making a show, you know. So later when she's all hot and bothered and they go to her home and Antonio try to make sweet sassy time with her.

[D]

Sassy time.

[E]

She ch. Tony hair. Little toys from the owner. The rainbow.com under the rainbow. Did you know?

[D]

No, I've never heard of that website Nasty. Okay. Get toys from there.

[E]

And right at that time, guess who knows.

[D]

Only do who came over.

[E]

Marion Barber number three.

[D]

Marion Barber number three.

[E]

The running back of the room.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And he have a box of toys as well.

[D]

Really?

[E]

And I don't know what happened, but Tony destroyed the apartment.

[D]

He got upset.

[A]

Did he? Yes.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

He throw a big. A big large dark colored toy.

[D]

Oh no.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Out of the pajo door 67 yards.

[D]

I hate to see that break at.

[E]

The window of Mary and Barbara Number three's little Mercedes Benz broke the window and he packed his things and he walked right out of there.

[D]

Explain that to your insurance agent.

[E]

And Marion Barbara practice Monday. Kicking his ass.

[A]

We've got to go right now. We will be back next week. Or you can grab the podcast. John Claywolf.com is the new radio show website that you can get the podcast on our Facebook deal. Our number four coming up. Everybody on hold. Stay there. Remember, we buy RVs and motorcycles, too. @givemetheven.com dealers. Try my new dealer button for franchise dealers. Thanks.

[C]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call him toll free. 1-800-800-radio.

[A]

Hello, I'm johnny cash.

[F]

Hi, I'm willie nelson. What do you want to do for.

[A]

An old cow Folk went riding out one dark and windy day. Hi, I'm John Clay Wolf.

[E]

Hello. I'm Tommy Chong.

[D]

You got me, dude.

[A]

You're not paying attention, J.D. i'm not.

[D]

I'm Chris Christopherson.

[E]

Oh, no.

[A]

Oh, wow. Tommy.

[E]

What are you talking about, man?

[D]

I'm looking at a story. I'm sorry.

[E]

Come on and play the game with a radio, dude.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[A]

I was painting dust in an 08F354 wheel drive. Is it a dually?

[F]

No.

[A]

Is it a four? Yes. 400. Is it leather, cloth? It's a vinyl seat and it's an xl. That's tough. You know those white trucks, those oil field kind of branch trucks, they just don't bring anywhere near what the cowboy Cadillac spring. Just off the cuff. I'm 10, 11 grand. Yeah. I mean, if this thing was a lariat, decked out with all the goodies, I'd be 20, 21. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me take a look at it. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I've gotten my butt kicked on these. On these white trucks, these work trucks. Why, the desirability is just low.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Where do you sell?

[A]

And everyone figures that they've had a hard life. Yeah, not all. I mean, did you see that, that 18, 000 mile extended cab XL we had last week? Krennic bought it, Turley. I mean, it didn't make you money. And we.

[B]

And then there's no life to.

[A]

I mean, it was the best car in the world. The car was. I said on the auction block. This car is so fresh. Look inside because the family dog may still be in there.

[F]

God.

[D]

Very nice. He's a comedian.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, it was really that new. Put him on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Corey, good morning.

[F]

Hey, John.

[A]

Hey. Hey. How are you?

[F]

Good, good.

[A]

This is Corey from Service Chevrolet in Lafayette.

[D]

Hey, Corey.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

This is he.

[F]

This is he.

[A]

I know this guy.

[F]

Looking at. Looking at a 07 Chevrolet. 2500 regular cab, classic body style. 67 on the.

[A]

On the clock. Now, was this the one you texted me and I just told him to call in so people would understand. How all this works. So did they go to my site and it threw a number at him? Corey?

[F]

I'm sure they did. Supposedly he sent pictures and stuff also.

[A]

So what, what was the number? What was the number we put on it?

[F]

10 grand.

[A]

Okay. And does that work?

[F]

It should. Yeah.

[A]

Well, I mean it's a regular cam.

[F]

A regular cam. Four wheel drive, long bed.

[A]

That's a hard one.

[F]

Only got 67 on the miles.

[A]

Yeah. Well, let's do it. I mean, so what, What? So what happened is a customer went to give me the vin.com. okay. And they got a number 10,000 from us. Gotcha. Now they went to one of our affiliates in Lafayette Service Chevrolet and they're saying, hey, I got ten grand online. Will you honor it? And Cory's saying, yeah, he's calling me to confirm it and I'm telling him yes, let's do it. And so he'll give that customer that on trade and I'll buy it from Corey because that's not something that he handles.

[E]

Gotcha.

[A]

Okay. An old ass work truck. Did I say that right? Corey?

[F]

It's exactly right.

[A]

And like, will you tell the people you and I've been doing business for a long time because when we throw these numbers around on air, they, some people think we're full of it.

[F]

No, it's legitimate, it's accurate and it's, it's definitely business as usual like we do every day.

[A]

And, and what was that one I bought from you the other day? 70 something thousand dollar G wagon.

[F]

I mean, Mercedes A12 with 30,000 miles.

[A]

Yeah, we'll buy that heavy stuff just like we buy the cheap stuff. So just don't, don't be scared of it.

[F]

You've also bought some 7,8000 on a car somewhere soon.

[A]

Yeah, I mean 5 to 100 grand. 5 to 200 grand. There is an LFA Lexus in town that I want to get my grubby little hands on. That's working.

[F]

Yeah, it's more than 200 that one, John.

[A]

Yeah, I bet him at 280, didn't I?

[F]

Two? Yeah, that's what you told me.

[A]

Yeah. 280,000 for a car? Yep.

[D]

What is this?

[A]

Hey man, we are professionals, dude.

[D]

$280,000 for a car?

[A]

It is what it is.

[F]

I'm glad it's you and not me.

[D]

What is it?

[A]

Yeah, well, Corey, get your business done and take care, man. Hey, I, I, I, I added, you know, I've been telling you for years about our system that we were building. The automated appraisal tool. And I've shown it to you on my phone several times. I launched it hot on the website last night. So you can go to givemetheven.com as a franchise dealer. I'm just gonna do franchise dealers right now.

[F]

And that's what you text me last night? Yeah.

[A]

And you go to it and click licensed dealer. And if you put the info in, it's gonna give you the number just like I have on my phone. And I'm good there. If it's. If it's got a bad carfax or it's got damage or whatever, we'll have to adjust it. But there's a line on there that says recon needed. So whatever it takes to get it frontline ready, you know, if it needs a nickel, if it needs a dime, whatever it needs, just put it in there and it'll just price. I figure that's better than saying, you know, because you say, hey, it's got two scrapes on the wheel. It needs a windshield, it needs a leather repair. Okay, so the math of. That's 800 bucks, right?

[F]

Right.

[A]

Just put 800 bucks.

[F]

Yeah. And the reconciliation. Sure. Let me get back.

[A]

Do you have any. Do you have any shout outs for service Chevrolet this morning? Everybody's listening.

[F]

We're open from 9 to 4. Come see us. Beautiful day, nice weather. A lot of deals going on today for sure. New and used vehicles.

[A]

Also service Chevrolet in Lafayette, Louisiana, and 1212Ambassador Castle. There you go. The number one Louisiana. Number one Chevy store in Louisiana for about the past 20 years.

[F]

That is correct.

[A]

Thanks, Corey.

[F]

Y' all have a great day.

[A]

Later, man.

[D]

You're in the Lynn. So there's no other. A better place to spend your money.

[A]

Right. Especially if you're hungover from Mardi Gras.

[B]

Right.

[A]

We had a guy from Louisiana yesterday send us a picture of a turd in a toilet. Okay.

[F]

Why?

[A]

I don't know. Do you know why, Mike?

[B]

No, I don't know. I just know Robert was laughing his butt off about it.

[A]

He brought it into me and it kind of made my stomach turn. Yeah.

[B]

I told him you're not into potty humor.

[A]

No.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

That's not. He was disappointed. Disappointed when I. Yeah. With my reaction.

[B]

That's what I told him. I was like, yeah, he's not really into that. Then I told him the story about strip club and all that.

[A]

The whole thing's gonna make me sick. Mike, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, sir, how you doing?

[A]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[F]

I am calling from Houston, Texas actually on my way to Willis.

[A]

Okay, well, you've got an 11 crew cab Chevy with a buck 11 on it. Is it a LT with leather or an LTZ?

[F]

LT, sir.

[A]

Okay. Does it have navigation or sunroof and 20 inch wheels?

[F]

I. I have 22s on it and it does not have navigation or something.

[A]

What color?

[F]

It's black.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[F]

It's average. I would say on the passenger rear side the thing is totally clean. I mean everything's perfect. Actually. I'm actually a ASE certified mechanic.

[A]

You know. You know what I'm fixing to ask you. I don't care what happens. What's it cost to fix it.

[F]

As far as on the, on the one.

[A]

Side, whatever it is, what's the cost to fix it?

[F]

The appraisal I got was under 900.

[A]

Okay. So it's a thousand away with the details. So we've got 13 grand. 12,000 is the money on it.

[F]

Okay. All right. Not too, too bad.

[A]

And if you want, if you want to, I would go ahead.

[F]

I was telling the gentleman it is kind of altered. It is lowered on 22s and it's completely blacked out with you know, intake, exhaust and all that stuff. I know sometimes that kind of hinders the price.

[A]

You sound extremely white cracker for a low rider guy. Did you buy this off somebody?

[F]

Well, I'm ex military so I kind of got it on the way down here.

[A]

Okay, well, yeah, let's look at the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com you know what I'm thinking? Let me see. And those alterations and conversions, really their opinion, you know my opinion. What do I think I can get out of this? Is it going to help it? Is it going to hurt it? Is it going to be the same money? I don't know until I see the pictures.

[F]

I understand, sir.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bob.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

You have more stuff that we haven't got to today. We have sob spots. Yeah, sure.

[D]

So have white, black, Hispanic or other.

[A]

Oh, we've got all kinds of goodies. 800-800-RODIO. Is the call in number or in franchise dealers like Arkansas etc. I'll take your cars. I want to kind of. I'm trying to roll out our buying system for the dealerships and public. What that means to you is we give the offer to the dealers where you'll get the in and out tax credit. So it's a good thing for you to too. I won't. We're gonna do This a little bit on the front side and get. Get the ball rolling on it. Then I'll lay off of it in a few weeks. Okay.

[D]

It's pretty exciting, though. I know how long you've been working on. Oh, God, five years.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's been 15 years in my head.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Cool. Gazillions of dollars spent on the software. Yeah, it was. It was. I. I got a little teary eyed last night whenever we went hot with it. I was like, finally, Finally. And a guy that I work with that's really the. The money man behind it. When I was bitching about, finally he said, you think finally I'm a gazillion dollars into this thing? You're saying finally now he's cool as hell.

[E]

That takes some. That takes some time and money, dude.

[A]

No, it does. And he. He's. He's. We'll get to his name whenever the time is right. I don't know if he still wants to live behind the scenes. You just never know, people. Son of a. Spots.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

He doesn't keep caged animals like rabbits, squirrels, or tropical birds. He believes they're best utilized as food for his pet snake. He doesn't have any ink because he believes deep down that all tattoo artists are f. When ordering dinner in a Mexican restaurant, he always adopts a fake Spanish accent because he knows it makes the waiter furious. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like, tall boy.

[F]

Yeah, buddy.

[A]

So, Bob, did you see the new John Clay Wolf show page? It's kind of. They just. We've been working on it so much this week. I don't know why they labeled it Weird Al Yankovic.

[D]

It's odd. It looks Weird Al Yankovic page.

[E]

Is it.

[A]

Where's it?

[E]

Give me the vin.com or.

[A]

No, it's John Claywolf dot com. Huh. But we have feeds in there from, like our Facebook page on the show page in the son of the bitch spots. Right. Right there too. So get right to them. Not all of them, but I think we got six of them up. 800-800-72348.

[E]

Why did they label it weird?

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's weird.

[D]

Like John Clay Wolf shows. Little bitty type and weird. All the takes up the whole front.

[A]

I think that there's no J.D. i think the compute. I think the. There is no JD I think the computer guy is a Weird Al fan. And when he saw that we had Weird Al. He just went on Weird Al Be.

[D]

Like me with Jimmy Buffett.

[E]

Young Turley is.

[A]

You couldn't. You couldn't stand it.

[D]

Look how young you are. You look 12.

[B]

I love how in the, in this, this show crew, John's par is like four paragraphs about him.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. It's not about me. No.

[B]

Well, it's your background.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

JD's three Baba.

[A]

You got about three.

[B]

And then mine's like 152 characters. And did you write?

[A]

Well, you wrote it. It's your own thought.

[B]

Well, because I knew you. Because I already knew what you guys wrote.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I was like, man, those are so long. I'm just going to keep it short and sweet.

[A]

Well, ours. The. The paragraph I wrote was really more about the show. Yeah. And it's a story more than anything else, but it's a little long. I agree. It might need to be collapsible more on the click down.

[D]

Well, mine isn't. I'm gonna expand mine.

[A]

Okay, that's fine.

[D]

My car wreck.

[A]

Oh. J.D. ryan got hit by a drunk driver after finding the Lord.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

02 Lincoln Blackwood with 90 mark. Are you there?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

I know you're live, but clean.

[A]

This is a Blackwood truck. This is the old Lincoln truck. And this is the old body style Lincoln. Yeah, yeah. It's back in the day rig.

[F]

They only made 3000.

[A]

Oh, bulls. I mean, that's fine. I still want it.

[E]

Dangle. Time to change wine in your bong. Man high.

[A]

There might be 3,000 left on the road after all the rest have been mild out and scrapped to the Mexicans. But I like it.

[F]

No, this thing's in perfect condition, man.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Got every option you can imagine.

[A]

How long have you owned it?

[F]

About a year.

[A]

Okay. What's it take to buy it?

[F]

I'm not sure, man. Was it worth what?

[A]

Will you take two grand for it?

[E]

How much?

[A]

Three grand.

[F]

Three grand?

[A]

Yeah. I'm just throwing a number out there. What's it take to buy it? You know.

[F]

Probably I'm closer to 13 or 14.

[A]

Is something wrong with our phone system? Oops, I hung up. 800.

[E]

800.

[A]

7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. It ain't no lightning, dog. I'll give that for a lightning with 50, 000 miles. But old Lincoln, Black wood. Not it. I mean, it's 6, 7, maybe.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

But not 13. 14. I mean, come on.

[D]

Well, he's hoping.

[A]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with hope and fear. What run the world. Exactly. Besides the thing that those pretty girls are. 800. 800 radio is the phone number. What? You have a. You have a.

[D]

We have some. We have two that I want to get to at least. Here we go. This are. This is black, white, Hispanic or other. You get to decide in this news story what the person is.

[A]

I've got a minute and a half. We got time to get one.

[D]

Do this really quick. Woman hopes to marry in dress. Now this got a little twist to it. This woman hopes to marry in dress made of Taco Bell wrappers.

[B]

Okay?

[D]

The wedding is one woman's dream to take place. Mexican pet for 300, Irvine, California. All right, listen. Now this is she. The winner of Taco Bell's love and tacos contest gets an all expense to pay trip to Las Vegas to get married in the chapel wearing the Taco Bell rappers dress. What do you think it is? Vegas and you got Taco Bell rappers. What do you think?

[B]

You have a name?

[D]

I do, but I'm.

[A]

Yeah, you're not going to give it up.

[D]

Diane Gwyn.

[A]

Oh, is it the real. Is it the real name?

[D]

Yes, that's her name, Diane.

[A]

It's got to be Latino.

[E]

It's just got to be, man. Now she's white as white can watch.

[B]

She's a stoner chick that loves taco.

[A]

Have you seen it? Have you seen a picture of her?

[D]

I am.

[A]

I'm looking. She real heavyset? Nope. Then she's not. Then she's not white. I think she's Mexican, man.

[E]

And last name like Gwen, mate.

[A]

Yeah, but he might be throwing us a curveball.

[D]

That's her real name, I promise. All right, what is it, Diane? Well, Gwen is spelled N, G, U, Y, E.

[B]

Wow.

[F]

I know.

[D]

I knew that one would throw you.

[A]

So what is she, Ty?

[D]

She's Oriental. Asian.

[A]

Oriental's rug, dude. Asian? Yeah.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[A]

You turned into Josh.

[B]

Turned into J.D. what's going on there?

[E]

She's trying to win contest, take her boyfriend to Vegas.

[A]

Don't give a hot taco slack.

[D]

How much time we got?

[A]

5 seconds.

[F]

I don't know.

[D]

Taco Bell D. I got another when we come back.

[A]

We'll get back in a minute.

[E]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[A]

@Givemetheven.Com we're known for beating Carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm upping the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com. send us your Carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your. That's givemetheven.com. the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss you.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Take a word. What is the Houston rodeo? Does anybody know? It's coming up. It's coming up. Aaron, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

How are you, sir?

[A]

Good. Where you. Where do you hail from?

[F]

Hail from Oklahoma City.

[A]

Oklahoma City. Okay. Oklahoma City.

[F]

Were you born Texas boys?

[A]

We are Texas boys.

[E]

What do you mean, all right?

[F]

Well, I just mean. Do I have to drive it a long way if I sell it?

[A]

No, we'll come get it.

[F]

All right.

[A]

We should. People me. It's only. It's only two. Was it two and a half up there?

[F]

What's that?

[A]

Dallas to okc? Is it two or two and a half hours?

[F]

I was gonna say three from Texas.

[A]

But I don't know.

[F]

I mean from.

[A]

You're so Oklahoma. You don't even know where Texas is. Listen to man, I try not to go south.

[F]

I try not to head south at all.

[A]

Every time we cross that red river, boy, I go to stealing and your mama goes to running around. It's a 12 Taurus. SEL.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[F]

No, I got a. I got a loan on it.

[A]

How much is the loan?

[F]

It's less than I want for the car.

[A]

It's like.

[F]

It's at like nine.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's close. We got 60 on the miles. Sel. Does it have sunroof?

[F]

It doesn't have a sunroof. It is leather. Got the sink now or the sync Bluetooth in it.

[A]

What color is it?

[F]

Silver.

[A]

It's leather, right?

[F]

It is leather.

[A]

You're real close. I mean.

[F]

Well, I mean, I really. I really thought I could get a little bit more than that. I mean, I think you're gonna sell it for five, right?

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna sell it for. If I give you. I'm gonna sell it for nine. So I Sell to dealers, right. I make, I make. I make 300 bucks a car and we just do a ton of them. We make a good living, don't get me wrong. But 200, 250 a week, but. So I just trade the market like they're commodities. I'm like a cattle trader. So the money on this car, the bring money, the dealer money on it's $9,000. If it was roof and white, I could. I could give nine and get 95 to 10. Yeah, the dealer's gonna ask 13, nine, 95 for it. Right. But they're gonna take a trade in and they're gonna offer financing and they're gonna have to recon it and do all that stuff. So I'm about a nine grand buyer is what is where I'm at.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And that has nothing to do with your payoff? You telling me what that payoff is? All I was wondering is if you're buried and you owe like 18 grand, then there's no reason to continue the conversation.

[F]

No, honestly, this car has been sitting in my driveway. I bought a truck and I've been trying to sell it on craigslist. Now, granted, I'm trying to ask top.

[A]

Dollar, but I'll tell you what else. Here's the deal. Your car is normal. It's plain Jane, vanilla ice cream. There's nothing sexy. It is not a banana split. It is a. It is a rig. And I mean just a R I G to the G. And there's no sex appeal. So the guy that's going to buy it doesn't have 10,000 cash. He ain't going to. If he did, he'd be driving something cooler that he'd put down. So. So it's a hard car to sell on craigslist.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

As you.

[F]

As you've learned, if it had 150,000 miles on it and I was asking four grand for it, then it would be fine.

[A]

It'd be fine. You're right.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm a not well. And if it's got a bad carfax, I probably wouldn't give nine, so. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll shoot you an offer letter. And if you want to get it gone and turn it into real money and not in. Quit jacking with this Craigslist crap. Then we'll make the payoff for you and we'll get it handled.

[F]

Honestly, though, that's top dollar, though that I can expect to get from a dealer?

[A]

Absolutely.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

They're gonna hit you at eight probably.

[F]

All right, bud.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

800-800 Houston Rodeo is March 7th through the 26th.

[A]

So it is coming up, coming up next week. Andrew, where are you calling from? Andrew, are you there?

[F]

Hello?

[A]

Hey, where. What, what city? What city?

[F]

I'm from Santa Fe, Texas.

[A]

Where is that? I see that we buy cars in Santa Fe. I see Santa Fe. I'm like, how they find us in where?

[F]

Just north of Galveston. Just south of Houston, buddy.

[A]

Okie doke leather nav roof on a 15 PL.

[B]

Yep.

[F]

Can we start? Can we start? Start off with. I'm a huge fan of yours. I listen to your show every Saturday morning. Me and my buddy Ryan Tarazis, we drive around alcoholic beverages and we enjoy the hell out of your show, buddy.

[A]

That's what we. That's what keeps us going, is knowing you guys are out there.

[F]

Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.

[A]

Just. Just pure, pure, just alcoholic. Want to get out of the house. Just non, non alcoholic.

[B]

Come on, John. Non alcoholic.

[E]

Oh, I thought he was being tongue.

[F]

In cheek over from the day before, but that don't make no difference.

[A]

20,000 mile on a plat. So my, my, my gut was.

[F]

Got a, got a 8 inch lift. Goddamn. With DPF.

[A]

Delete, man, it's time, time, time, time. So you deleted a 15 platinum. I mean, that's pretty ballsy, man. I mean, you blow the.

[F]

That's how you get the miles out of it. I know it.

[A]

But what about the warranty?

[F]

What about the factory warranty, emissions, all the hell with the warranty, man.

[A]

Let's see. That hurts. That hurts. That truck. Do you still have the, the EGR and all that stuff?

[F]

No, I do not. I deleted all of it. Down here in Santa Fe, we blow black smoke.

[A]

I hear you. Just FYI to other guys, I wouldn't delete them until they run out of factory. Factory warranty. Because when I go, it's hard to sell this car. And like, if you live in a major metro, Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, Austin, you can't get it inspected. And you can't get it inspected in the next county either. You have to go two counties out to get it inspected.

[F]

Well, the good thing about it, I've still got all the stuff in my garage. I can slap it right on it. Back on it.

[A]

Well, I asked you a minute ago if you had it. So you do have it. Is there. You still have it?

[F]

No, I do have it. Yes. I don't have it on the truck. No, I don't.

[A]

Okay, you got it. So I'm Gonna. I'm gonna bid it with the parts. What would it cost me to have a mechanic put it back together?

[F]

Hey, buddy, I'm your mechanic. What do you. What do you charge?

[A]

Well, then let me. Let me bid it put back on. That's it.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

I'll just bid it with you putting the emissions back on it. So I will. I will give you. It's got 20,000 miles, right?

[F]

20,000.

[A]

Sir, I need to see pictures, but I'm thinking 53 to 55.

[F]

Okay. Well, hey, you ain't too far away. I mean, I think I can deal with that.

[A]

I hear you. I need to see the pictures to see how it's sitting, to see the quality of the tires and to see. Because you went to converting things and it's about your taste. And does your taste meet other people's? And that's how I'll know because we got an 8 inch lifted truck here. And I got to make sure it looks the part, which I'm sure it does. But send me those pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Yeah.

[F]

Ryan Tarazas, buddy. How you doing?

[A]

Okay. Thank you. 800, Ryan. 800. 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. It's the diesel truck hire our hair. We're getting into diesel trucks. BJ and the bear hour number four four Harley Davidson diesel truck with 84 four wheel drive. F350 Thomas. Is it a dually or a regular? A single wheel.

[F]

Yeah, it's a single wheel.

[A]

So it's a long bed being a 350.

[F]

No, it's not a long bed. It's a six and three four. But it's a four door.

[A]

Is it a 350 or is it 250?

[F]

No, it's a 350. Okay. It was the first year of the one ton.

[A]

I think it's a $15,000 truck.

[F]

Fifteen? Yeah. Well, you know, you saw this. Got all the engine upgrades on it. Six zero mods and all that. Fifteen, huh?

[A]

I mean, it's an 04, right?

[F]

Yeah. It's only got 84, 000 miles.

[A]

I hear you.

[F]

Well, I sent you a picture of it on your website.

[A]

So. Okay. Does that buy it?

[F]

No, no. I need a little more than that. What's it blue book at 15.

[A]

Kelly Blue Ball strikes again. You know why they call her Kelly Blue balls, right? Because she always tells you she gonna give you something, but she never puts out. And the difference with us is we actually put out. We do deliver. Deliver Kelly Blue Balls, you hanging, man. Put it on there. Let us know what it takes to buy it. I want to buy it. I want to buy it. What city in Cut and Shoot?

[F]

Texas.

[A]

Where?

[F]

Cut and Shoot.

[D]

Cut and Shoot.

[A]

Cut and Shoot and Shoot. Where might that be?

[F]

Yeah, we're just north of Houston, around the Conroe area.

[A]

Okay. Cut and Shoot. I'm surprised. All the years I haven't seen, never heard of that. How did that town get named Cut and Shoot?

[F]

Well, I think the idea was that when you cut and shoot horses out of a herd, you cut them and you bring them up to shoot.

[A]

Okay, so it's not a new city. Thank you very much. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

Buster dicks. Just want to let you know, any town in Texas might be called Cut and Shoot at any time at all. Your car drives.

[A]

Buster Dicks. How did your run for office go?

[E]

I'll tell you, we had a little bit of time. Come to find out back there, York City, some time ago. I was up for a little seminar.

[D]

Oh, we were.

[E]

Yeah, me and Juan Keela Cameron, he's the other legislator.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Texas? Well, we hired a couple Russian girls.

[D]

Girls, okay.

[E]

You need assistance when you. When you at classes.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

The Region 9 education, service, entertainment kind of friends, you know, you need skilled. Secretary of Health. We didn't know that they were illegal immigrants at the time. They were working on a working permit.

[D]

Yeah, sure.

[E]

And this whole Russian thing, all taken out.

[D]

It'S kind of a big deal right now.

[E]

You know what I mean?

[A]

So what happened?

[E]

Well, I got a letter from old peg Leg Abbott down here in Austin. He says, hey, Buster, you and Juan go out New York City here a couple years ago. Y' all was running for office. Y' all get a couple of Russian girls working for you.

[A]

Right, right.

[E]

I said, all right. You know, we did.

[D]

So I got you in trouble.

[E]

He's asking about the other part of it. Yeah, the fact that we. We got a really good deal on labor.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

All right. Anyway, something about New York City. Cocaine's illegal. Love there.

[D]

Yeah, it's everywhere.

[E]

Well, I thought I'd watch all the gangster shows. They do it all the time. Henry Hill lived on it for three years. Cocaine and pizza pockets.

[D]

I got you.

[E]

So we get up. He says, what's going on? What are you going. So he. He brought us down for a ethics seminar.

[F]

What?

[D]

Ethics.

[E]

You ever been one of these things?

[A]

No, I never have.

[E]

My God, Just shoot me in the ball.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Pretty bad. Painful. There's like a Russian scare going On. Okay. I told him it's a red herring.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And don't worry about it.

[D]

Don't worry.

[E]

Everybody in the 87th district is taken care of.

[D]

Okay?

[E]

Everybody. I don't know what Juan Keel camera.

[A]

Is going to do.

[E]

You know, he's not the smoothest spoon in the drawer, but you got off.

[D]

You got out of that.

[E]

Yeah, I got the scoop on it right here. We're going to. Hey. And we're going to Washington pretty soon. Y' all get ready for 2018. Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Run for your senator number two.

[A]

I'm excited you going to put that name out there again for the ticket. I tell you what.

[E]

Max Thornber is in trouble. He. He think he's going to run against me. I'm popular all over the world.

[D]

You are?

[E]

Okay. All over the world.

[D]

I got.

[A]

Wh.

[E]

Yeah. All over the world.

[A]

You remind me of Chip Ellis, that old car dealer. I am the bank.

[E]

Chip Ellis deal owes me $1,200.

[F]

For what?

[A]

Listen to these commercials.

[F]

Galant es.

[A]

Don't come down here with no 99 down.

[F]

Cause everything's funny here when you got the money. Chrysler Concord.

[A]

I'm gonna make you look good behind the wheel on my deal.

[F]

Don't buy no junk. Give you a little bit about my background. My grandmother raised me in Lowndes County, Alabama. I didn't have no silver spoon for that. Matter of fact, we ain't had no silverware. So if you want some help, if you want to stop being held down and need some help up, well, I'm your man. It's not what you're going through. It's where you're going to. You need some help to reestablish your credit, call me Chip Ellis, because I'm gonna do it. Cause I'm your man. I'm the real deal. I'm gonna tell you one more time. Get off the couch, pick up the phone, get on the computer, go to iamthebank.com because if you need a loan, find out like thousand people have since 1985, that I am the bank el banco.

[A]

He is the bank el banco. Chip Ellis. I think Chip got in trouble with the federal government for tax evasion. And Chip is not as. As. As big of a deal. I think he got his bank taken away. I think he lost the bank. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf, and we buy cars right here on the radio until noon. Be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[E]

You know, it Just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[A]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Give me the vin.com dealers. Send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and, and we're the best in the business.

[E]

Tell us your car.

[F]

Now.

[C]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com.

[A]

Illinois Central, Monday morning. I've been listening to Willie's greatest hits. I bought it on itunes this week. It's pretty damn good.

[F]

Good stuff.

[A]

It's just that old one.

[D]

Speaking of Willie, he's going to be at the Houston stock show.

[E]

He's one of the final shows.

[A]

Oh, good.

[B]

He's playing.

[D]

He's gonna actually play.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I wouldn't mind going to see that. Jackie, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hi.

[A]

Hey. Where you calling from?

[F]

I'm from New Orleans. I'm actually in Opelousas, Louisiana right now.

[A]

I know where Appaloosas is. What are you doing up there?

[F]

My daughter lives here.

[A]

So you've got a Toyota?

[F]

My girlfriend does and her husband passed away suddenly and it's paid for and it's. That's what he drove. And it's hard for her to get in and out and so she needs to sell it. And it's got 36,000 original miles on it.

[A]

Do you know all the answers to the question? Do you know like it? See, that's what. There's a big back door and a small back door on those. Do you know which one?

[F]

Small back door. Small back door.

[A]

Okay. See, two wheel drive or four? I'm sorry, Is it a two wheel drive or a four wheel drive? Two wheel drive in Louisiana. I didn't know they allowed. I didn't know they would register two wheel drives on the highways down there.

[F]

You don't belong here.

[E]

Is that legal?

[A]

So is it an. Please do, please do because I'd hate to miss it. Is it a SR5? I know it's a Louisiana edition, but is. Do you Know if it's an SR5?

[F]

She's sitting in the car listening. She's sitting in the car listening to the radio show.

[A]

Is it.

[F]

Is it an SR5?

[A]

And is it a 4.6 or 5.7? Luke?

[F]

4.6 or 5.7, I don't know. I should have known all this.

[A]

Get that VIN number, go to givemetheven.com, load that VIN number in and put that up. Put that.

[F]

It's got. It's got the backup camera. It's got Bluetooth.

[A]

Here's what I need. I want to buy it. I'll give her top dollar, Take a side shot of it. That shows me the side.

[F]

I have pictures with me right now.

[A]

And open. Open the driver door and sit. Go to givemetheven.com, load the deal, get the pictures loaded up and we'll get you an offer and get you paid Monday.

[F]

Give me the ven.com.

[A]

Thanks. 800-800-723-412 Toyota Camry with 51. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Gainesville, Texas.

[A]

I know where that is. So we've got a. Is it a four cylinder or a six?

[F]

It's a six.

[A]

Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

It's leather with cloth.

[A]

Do you know if it's a. So it's a se. Probably, yes. Okay. I know. Does it have a sunroof? That's an option on that car.

[F]

No.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[F]

Red.

[A]

Bright red or dark red?

[F]

Bright red.

[A]

Okay. Average. Rough or clean condition?

[F]

Average.

[A]

I'll give 10,000 for it.

[F]

Really? Okay. But I owe more than that.

[A]

I'm sorry. What. What are you. Ow. On it?

[F]

18.

[A]

Yeah. You're hurt. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. Well, thank you, ma'. Am. Joe. A 16 Toyota Tundry with 138 inch lift front, 9 inch backlift. That. I like what you did there, cuz it levels it out and doesn't create that stupid ass draggy effect.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you there, Joe?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. What city are you in? Have you noticed these lifted trucks? They're running around with the butt hanging two inches down and looks stupid.

[F]

Yeah, they haven't. They haven't leveled them right.

[A]

Well, I think it's become like in vogue, I think. I think the 25, like that.

[F]

The.

[A]

I don't either.

[F]

California lean. That's what it's called.

[A]

It's called stupid is what it's called.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

They need it. I mean, save that for the low riders. I mean, if you're gonna ruin a car, don't do it to A good looking truck.

[E]

Heck yeah. That's right.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, we ought to kick their ass.

[E]

Bobbo, this is Boba Fett.

[A]

Yeah, Boba Fett.

[E]

Yeah. You saw ships like this.

[A]

Okay. Hey, Joe, since you've got a lift and a conversion, do you mind taking a picture of it, sending it to us?

[F]

What's that?

[A]

Do you mind taking a side shot picture of it and then opening the door and taking a picture of the interior where I can see the equipment on it and sending it. Sending it into us?

[F]

Yeah, absolutely. I already have a bunch of photos of it.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and I'll email you. I'll email you an offer letter whenever. Well, our buyers will do it while we're on the air right now. As soon as you get it in, we'll get it turned around. Actually, hang on. I don't want to over. Promise. We've had so many submissions. We've had so many submissions today that it probably won't get. It probably won't get out until about 3 or 4 o'.

[F]

Clock.

[A]

Okay, thank you. It'll happen. It'll happen. We need more buyers.

[E]

Dude, Renee is sweating her. We need.

[A]

We need more buyers. Yeah, I put that bonus on like counters. Like if you hit X, you get a bonus. If you hit. Why you get a bonus? She's blown. She. She has. She hit two fleet deals.

[F]

Really?

[A]

Past two weeks. Like one was 18 and one was nine or something.

[B]

Ten.

[A]

Yeah. Nice. So she's gonna break the bank.

[E]

I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be any kind of expert or anything, but Renee is outstanding in several different ways.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

In my opinion.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Well, tell us about it.

[E]

Well, I just did.

[A]

But like, what, what ways?

[E]

Well, you know, I'm talking about when you. I mean, if you're looking for. If you're a fella, and I believe we all are, if you're looking for, you know, zap and pow.

[A]

Pow. You like Renee all the way to the ground, like.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

More than that.

[A]

I think the female buyers have an edge over the male buyers.

[E]

I agree.

[A]

Because so many of our sellers are male.

[E]

Yeah, that voice.

[B]

Certain ones, you have to know the car business.

[A]

I've never seen her doing her job. I always see her just yelling and bitching and cussing. So I've never. Did she turn it on and put on a good face, obviously.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. When she, when she has to use a phone. But she's also really good with the computer and she knows her stuff. And when she talks to me, she's just screaming.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Not screaming. It's funny. It's comical. She's a complainer. Yeah.

[B]

There's a couple guys in there. She'll act. I can't say what she says.

[A]

Oh, she's terrible. Locker room talk to the top of the nine. Oh, yeah.

[B]

But she can hold her own. And that's. You have to have a girl that can do that.

[F]

That.

[B]

That's. That's the special thing about some certain girls in the business. You don't see a lot of car dealers. It's usually only one or two at the dealership. There's not like three or four because they start fighting. Stuff happens.

[A]

So there was a guy the other day that didn't like her offer and he said, why don't you blank my blank?

[E]

Wow.

[A]

And she said, I would, but I don't do that to guys that drive 500 cars.

[D]

Wow, that's a good one.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

I mean, God bless her.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, it was. She didn't beat up. Just didn't miss a beat. Billy, Good morning, You're on the air. Billy. Hey, Billy, where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Louisiana.

[A]

Where? Louisiana is a big place around Lafayette. Okay. Like Scott.

[F]

More toward new I area.

[A]

Okay. You got a tool? Has this car had flood damage?

[F]

No.

[A]

Okay. I asked and we're gonna have. When we buy, when. When we buy out of that area, we send a form over to sign off on. We lost one yesterday because he didn't want to sign it because he knew it was a flood car.

[F]

Oh, this is 100 my flood.

[A]

Okay. It has 56, 000 actual miles. You didn't meet some guy with a cool computer and knock the miles back, right?

[F]

Nope.

[A]

Are you sure?

[F]

I'm 100 positive.

[A]

Okay. I'm just asking because you boys do things. Y' all a little above the law down there, I've noticed.

[F]

Not really.

[A]

Okay, right.

[F]

Yeah, whatever.

[A]

They hunt deer all year round. What season? Deer season. Hell, deer seasons when we quit hunting because all them crazy bastards start shooting. They'll shoot you. You better watch out, man.

[D]

That's salt and pepper to us.

[E]

Be deer. Ses about 7 o'.

[A]

Clock.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Deer season starts with 300,000 candle power.

[D]

There you go, baby.

[F]

Bull eye.

[A]

Okay, you've got a 12 Chevrolet Diesel LTZ, four wheel drive of 56.

[F]

Four wheel drive 71.

[A]

Does it? Is it a LTZ?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

So it has navigation and sunroof.

[F]

It's navigation, sunroof and Entertainment.

[A]

So it's as good as it gets?

[F]

It's pretty much as good as it gets.

[A]

Is it a short bed or a long?

[F]

It's a short.

[A]

Okay. 56,000 miles. Clean Carfax.

[F]

Oh, clean.

[A]

Okay, so I'm gonna. When we get the VIN number, we'll pull the carfax and verify everything straight. So how much is this truck? Does. Does. 30,000. Buy the truck.

[F]

Sir?

[A]

Just $30,000. Buy the truck.

[F]

Oh, no.

[A]

Okay. What buys the truck? What buys the truck?

[F]

I'm thinking 42.

[A]

42. It's all body style, man. This ain't.

[B]

No.

[A]

I mean, I just sold a 17. High country for 43.

[F]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. You got a 2000 loaded up with miles, huh? It was. But, I mean, yours has 50 on this. Hit 70 on it, right? I'm not knocking your truck. And I. I hit it low. I. I'll admit. I just.

[F]

I know, because, look, this one's still on the warrant, okay?

[A]

We're in 2017. Five years. Okay? So I'm. I'm a mid to upper 30s guy, is what I am. If you. If you want to turn it into a check and not a conversation, then go to givemetheven.com and we'll turn it into a real check.

[F]

All right?

[A]

Thank you. 800-800-723. I actually forget the number. We're out of here. We got 45 seconds left. Give me the VI. Give me the VIN dot com. Buster dicks. Buster, are you there?

[E]

Right here with you back.

[A]

Hey, would you mind taking us out?

[E]

Tell y' all why these boys look tired Been rode hard put up overly dry See you again next week on the John Clay Will show. Meantime, go to givemethevin.com. gonna fix you up my ride get some dollars in your pocket hey, hey, hey. Make you feel good make you look good Just like your congressman. Buster Dick. See you next week on the John Clay will show.

[D]

Love you.

[E]

Man over now.

[A]

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