#87 John Clay Wolfe Show 3/11/17

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #87 (3/11/17)

Air Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D., Bob, DJ Pre K
Podcast Description: The John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. Every week: cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and anything that won’t get fined by the FCC.

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Episode Overview

This episode brings the signature blend of sarcastic car-guy banter, irreverent social observations, live “call-in and sell your car” offers, and sidetracked yet highly entertaining digressions about sports (especially the shifting Tony Romo situation), pop culture, and personal shenanigans. Expect some pointed ribbing, outrageous stories about bar fights, and a recurring “Black, White, Latino, or Other” guessing game, all until the last ad jingle rolls.

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Key Segments, Discussion Points & Memorable Moments

1. Donuts, Cultural Stereotypes, & Malibu’s Most Wanted

[02:32 – 07:36]

• DJ Pre K brings donuts, prompting John to riff on racial food choices and the “donut shop owner with a Lexus” stereotype.
• John: “Why every donut owner has a Lexus full size SUV?” (03:54)
• Lively teasing about DJ Pre K’s “white black guy” identity leads to jokes about Malibu’s Most Wanted (“Rachel Dolezal,” “Be Rad”-style) tropes.
• John’s show pitch: If you call in with the make/model/miles of your car, he might buy it live, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

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2. Live Calls: Car Buying in Real-Time

(Throughout; e.g., [07:37 – 25:48], [39:23 – 42:39], [50:28 – 52:01], etc.)

• Dozens of listeners call with cars to sell—John throws out offers, ribbing callers for their high-mileage expectations.
• Memorable negotiation:
  • Caller with a 2001 Jeep Cherokee, 108K miles: “Is the paint coming off... or is it just a flying turd with wings?” (08:12)
• John repeatedly asks callers to use the website, criticizing those with unrealistic expectations: “Look at cars like death—when you get one with 180k miles, it’s like marrying an 87-year-old woman. She may be rich, but she ain’t gonna last long.” (32:22)

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3. Sports & Scandal: Tony Romo Hysteria

[09:10 – 10:54, 69:19 – 71:19, 103:16 – 108:35]

• John, JD, and Bob dissect ridiculous news cycles about Tony Romo’s future with the Cowboys (release or trade? "Fake news in my sports world!"). (10:13)
• “Are we gonna play Pearl Jam ‘Release Me’ in honor of Tony Romo?” (09:54)
• “Tony Romo’s dad” (Bob, in character as ‘Romero’) drops in with an absurd tale involving IBS, bad videos, and future Romo offspring.
• Top 10 reasons Tony Romo should go to Houston (82:34): “They’ve got that purple drank painkiller!”
• Notable Quote: “No matter what, Tony would rather play golf, but in 11–12 years, watch for a family wide receiver.”

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4. Viral Sports Moments & Drug Banter

[11:44 – 15:40]

• Extended riff on Baker Mayfield’s arrest video—laughter over the cop’s “angle tackle,” then a tongue-in-cheek “meth geography” lecture about Oklahoma and Arkansas.
• Bob on meth: “It’s like time travel, you look around, it’s been eight days—you haven’t eaten a bite...” (15:30)

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5. Dirk Nowitzki Hits 30,000 Points—Interview with “Dirk”

[27:44 – 31:17]

• “Dirk” (a Bob impersonation) congratulates himself awkwardly, talks about growing up on schnitzel, confusing Mark Cuban with the army, eating Pop-Tarts with a Sam’s Club card, and loving his grandfather’s honor.
• Bob’s intentionally mangled German accent and “translation” by J.D. make the segment a comedic highlight.

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6. “Black, White, Latino, or Other” Game

[34:32, 35:29, 150:38]

• JD presents weird crime stories, everyone guesses the perpetrator’s ethnicity. (E.g., Underwear thief named “Nicholas Rojas” turns out to be white; the “arrested guy plugging his mixtape” is black.)
• Later, a motorcycle sex act (Asian), LSD spider hallucination (white), and an oxycodone-for-sex doctor (Other – Indian) keep the game rolling.

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7. Fights, Bouncers, and Bar Stories

[43:08 – 52:55]

• Panel recalls bar fights—John’s Tijuana Yacht Club bouncer beatdown ("I was a big defensive end, forgot the bouncer could fight, got choked out and dragged by my feet” [48:20])
• Revelations: “If two grown ass men want to fight, I don’t think that should be against the law.” (46:59)
• Aftermath: “Doesn’t pay to fight,” and “You wind up best friends for life after, that’s how it used to be...” (52:50)

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8. Company Infighting, Septic Mishaps & Randy the Chipmunk

[53:40 – 57:03]

• John details a fight between Turley and a driver over “Free Taco Day.”
• Septic tank stories (“We pulled a T-shirt out of a commode”), Roy the uncle as hero.
• Randy the Chipmunk, a recurring character, tells stoned tales about office tiffs, fast food, and hydroponic weed.
• Sheer absurdity: “Y’all had a tiff up here? That’s a good time to pick up snacks in the parking lot.” (54:12)
• Notable quote: “Let me tell you about them grackles. They’ll eat your ass.” (56:34)

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9. Car Market & Tax Time: Maximum Values

(throughout, major plugs at [88:03], [90:09], [101:03])

• John repeatedly emphasizes it’s tax refund season—the BEST time to sell your car.
  • “Right now, I can overbid cars and get away with it—the market’s there!” (88:36)
  • “It’s the highest time of year for us. The more cars, the better!” (88:03)
• Bids: “We pay all the money—2 grand to 200 grand, I’ll buy it.” (26:40, and repeated)

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10. Inside Info: Salvage, Flood Cars, Diminished Value

[124:13 – 127:32, 90:09 – 91:32]

• Caller asks about selling a Mercedes with a salvage/recon title after flood damage—John explains “half price for salvage.”
• On accident cars: “car’s worth 20% less on a Carfax if airbags deploy—go to RecCheck.com to get your diminished value!”
• PSA: “Don’t put new motors in old cars. No one cares. It doesn’t help resale at all.” (102:45)

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11. Kids Today: No Driver’s Licenses?

[95:47 – 97:14]

• Listeners, hosts bemoan their teenagers not wanting to get driver’s licenses.
• “Kids just Uber. They’d rather be online than behind a wheel.” (96:13)

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12. Life, Family, and Politics—A Generational Divide

[140:25 – 144:24]

• J.D. describes dinner with his two sons—one is right-wing, the other a lefty atheist (“like having a gay son we just don’t talk about,” jokes John).
• Bob discusses his conservative dad’s beef with his long hair.
• John on his own dad: “He lost all his money and now blames the world. Probably marching with women in D.C.” (144:24)

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “Look at cars like death: when you get one with 180k miles, it’s like marrying an 87-year-old woman.” — John (32:22)
• “Are we gonna play Pearl Jam ‘Release Me’ in honor of Tony Romo?” — John (09:54)
• “If two grown ass men want to fight, I don’t think that should be against the law.” — John (46:59)
• “Kids these days, they Uber to school. Don’t even want licenses.” — Caller/John (96:13)
• “Bouncers aren’t bookkeepers. They generally know how to fight.” — Bob (50:19)
• “Only the good... People have more money when tax checks hit. Givemetheven.com is where to sell us your car. We pay all the money.” — John (90:09)

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• 02:32–07:36: Donuts, cultural jokes, DJ Pre K’s identity
• 08:53–09:37: Negotiation with car callers—signature style
• 09:41–11:14: Tony Romo trade/release segment: “fake news in sports”
• 12:09–14:27: Baker Mayfield cop-tackle, Oklahoma meth banter
• 27:44–31:17: Dirk Nowitzki “interview”
• 34:32, 35:29, 150:38: “Black, White, Latino, or Other” game
• 43:08–52:55: Bar fight stories and aftermath
• 53:40–57:03: Office fights, septic stories, chipmunk comedy
• 95:47–97:14: Kids today, driver's licenses
• 140:25–144:24: Family dinner politics

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Episode Takeaways

• The show is equal parts “car auction radio,” stand-up comedy, and Texas-style morning chaos.
• John’s advice: Sell your car in tax season and use GiveMeTheVIN.com for a competitive offer.
• Memorable games and caricatures (Dirk, Randy the Chipmunk, “Tony Romo’s Dad”) are fan-favorites.
• Underneath the riffing is sharp insight on car values, market timing, and the reality of selling to/with dealers.

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Listen for: Combative car sellers, Tony Romo takes, “meth-fueled” geography, why “kids today just Uber,” and why the best trade-in is online, not on the lot. Skip: Ads, musical outros, and PodBean infomercials at show open/close.

Transcript

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[DJ Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Thought it was going to be raining, but it's pretty donuts in the studio.

[J.D.]

I know, isn't that nice? Where'd those come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd we get the donuts?

[DJ Pre K]

DJ Pre K brought them in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The white black guy for Maisel. Yes.

[J.D.]

You guys are just gobbling them down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, you brought the donuts.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know black people like donuts.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, they didn't have any grits. Is that what you want me to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't want. I don't want you to say anything. I want, I just want to understand. I just want to understand what motivated you to bring. I mean is this like an in your face thing? Bringing the whiteies, the donuts?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. You know, I know y', all, y' all pale faces love yalls donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[DJ Pre K]

And you know what he ate?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he ain't pigs in a blanket. Yeah, I was like, where's our pigs and blanket? No, no, these are mine. Yeah, those, those were a little bit extra, man. I had to get just one for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you feel endangered when you went to the to funky donut store with all the whiteies around you?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh no, it was mostly Chinese. So it's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the donut store owner driving? I already know because I wasn't even there. But did you notice I didn't see.

[DJ Pre K]

Too many cars out. Out in the front, but maybe just a little like not Alexis a white. Yeah, it was a four door stand, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know it's a lexus something like LS430. Why every donut owner has a Lexus full size SUV or the LX or the LS. I don't know man. When they, when they land at Ellis island and they get their donut like, you know how when you get signed up for Chick Fil A? Sure. I got you franchise school.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of these Taiwanese get the donut. You know, Donut Bob is like, I think he recruits him over here and he said he Sets them up with their donut franchise kit. And part of it is a Lexus LX 470 with 220,000 miles.

[J.D.]

They're all backed up there at the gate waiting for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Welcome to America and your new donut life.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, next time you're in the donut shop dj, and you're feeling cultural like you did this morning, could you bring me a apple fritter?

[DJ Pre K]

I got you it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? And grits and gravy is always good, too. Bob, what about you?

[Bob]

Yeah, I'm a. I'm a jelly donut man from way back. Raspberry.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, I'll remember this. Maybe I'll bring some Waffle House next time or something, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's chicken and waffles. Is that soul food?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Bob]

I had that for breakfast on Monday at ihop.

[DJ Pre K]

It's popular. It's invaded the white community, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, at what age did you decide to be a black man?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, it all started at about, you know, maybe 2001. So around 11 or so. Something like that.

[J.D.]

Just woke up one morning Woke up.

[DJ Pre K]

One morning said, yo, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, lover.

[J.D.]

Good morning, Mother. Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you, like, inspired by the. The Bel Air movie Be Red?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Huge inspiration. Be Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, you know, I get that a lot and I embrace it, you know? Malibu's most wanted. I'm Azel's most wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hear me? Thank you. Thanks again for the donuts, sir.

[Caller]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bob]

That would have been a great entry to our game.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio is a call number. If I say Malley, you say Boo Malley. Boo Malley. Boo. JD do you even know what I'm talking about? When I saw not on Clue, there's a. There was a joke movie called Malibu's Most. One is a rich kid, okay, that wanted to be a rapper. And he spoke like a black kid. Gotcha. And he was hard, hard, hard. But he was in the hard streets of Malibu.

[J.D.]

Malibu.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very funny.

[Bob]

Seth Green, wasn't it?

[J.D.]

Concept.

[DJ Pre K]

It's kind of like Vanilla Ice, that whole concept.

[Bob]

That little Seth Green when he was a little teenager, was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got our own Rachel Dollenthal's Dolsen, though, here, or whatever her name is. You know, she changed her name up to something heavy. Anyway, my name is John Clay Wolf. His name is what's your name? And we'll be here on some stations till noon. Most stations till noon, some stations till 11. If you call in the show 800. 800 radio and give us your make, model, miles of your car. Give it to me. Actually, I'll buy it. I know that's weird, but that's what I do. Been doing it for 10 years on the radio. I buy cars on the radio. And it got a little out of hand, so we built a website to support it called give me the vin.comgivemetheven.com. so you can do that 24. 7, or just do it right now in the buyers in the other room in our office complex. Email off offer letters on all these cars all day. We buy them. Here's one. Let's see what happened.

[Bob]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on there. Hello. Hello. Yes. If I say. If I say Mally, you say boo. What you got?

[Caller]

Boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2001 Jeep Cherokee 4x4 Sport with108,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand Cherokee, no Cherokee. So a little boxy one.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know they made that. You say it in what year?

[Caller]

2001.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because they stopped it right around there, didn't they?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think. I think that was that last year, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, man. I don't know. Is the paint coming off of it and it's just a flying turd with wings?

[Caller]

No, no, no, Gosh, no, no. It was a Verizon vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a company vehicle, and I.

[Caller]

Bought it from a used car dealership. And it was in great condition. I mean, immaculate interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen that. That. That wiener car in the ambiguously gay duo from Saturday Night Live? And it's got the wings?

[Caller]

Yes, I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was kind of visualizing that on this Grand Cherokee, but it's just a turd instead of a wiener with wings. But if it's nice, it's nice. I mean, there's a big difference. I don't know. 1500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can take a look at it? Not a big deal. And it's not an ambiguously gay duo car. It's a Cherokee. The box, the good one they just brought. They're bringing that back, or they just did, by the way. Yeah, the.

[Caller]

The new ones are terrible. They were horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you do you hail from, dog? I'm.

[Caller]

I'm in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we are, too. Good morning, everyone from Dallas, Texas. Hey, Houston. Tony Romo's dad's gonna be here about 1045 and give us the insight on what his son's really doing in the back room. Negotiations with all these trade rumors.

[J.D.]

And gonna be weird to see him in any other uniform. Just his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or will he be?

[J.D.]

Or will he.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Bob, what do you think?

[Caller]

I.

[Bob]

Man, this really threw me this week because they announced. I mean, they announced officially, not the Cowboys, Was it Tuesday or Wednesday, that they were going to release him the following day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we gonna play Pearl Jam? Release me in honor of Tony Romo.

[Bob]

I think we should.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should, too.

[Bob]

And all the following day, that's all you heard until about 3pm and then they said, well, he hasn't been released yet. And they're not gonna release him. Yeah, they're gonna try and trade him.

[DJ Pre K]

That was the news sources that were saying that. But Jerry never officially.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was that fake news?

[DJ Pre K]

It was bad sources.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fake news. I don't like fake news in my sports world. You know, all you news people and all y' all are making up all this fake news to try to make make Jerry look bad.

[DJ Pre K]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[DJ Pre K]

The problem is it's sloppy reporting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Jerry gonna cut off ESPN and get him out of the press room?

[DJ Pre K]

Most of most fake news is just sloppy reporting. They're just. Oh, I hear rumor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Instead of checking three sources, which you're.

[J.D.]

Taught in school, they want to be first rather than correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of news reporters, someone needs to go to the Tony Romo interview and ask him about Tony Romo's dad. They do. Joe Baba, you might be the man for it.

[Bob]

I'm amazed they don't know about this already.

[J.D.]

I bet they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do, but no one has brought it up. But it would be very funny.

[J.D.]

We hear your dad on the drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What is up with your dad on. On KCPS every Saturday morning? And is your mother really that clumsy?

[DJ Pre K]

I would just leave it as just what's up with your dad doing the interview and just leave it at that.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do we get that done? Have the ticket guy.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. I mean, they're not gonna do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they're too cool. Yeah. Are the guys at the Ticket cool? Sure. I think, like, too cool. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

It's not their idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, that's what the cool kids do. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Black, white, Latino or other. Do we have some stories for that today?

[J.D.]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Randy the Chipmunk, NFL Free Agency. Romo. Thanks the fans.

[DJ Pre K]

Did you hear that audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I did. I see on the board that the Baker Mayfield arrest did Y' all see the. The video?

[DJ Pre K]

You want to hear the audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the video? Oh, yeah. Awesome, dude. The cops, like, catch him in an angle tackle slam against the wall. Oh. Just made him look like a. Oh, I'm talking about OU's quarterback that got just angle tackled by the Arkansas police last.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to hear the audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So it starts off, they're running and chasing after him here.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm done. Are you kidding me? I'm done. I didn't. Put your hand behind your back. Put your hands behind your. Oh, my God. I didn't say anything. Put your hand behind your back.

[Caller]

It's behind my back.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's behind my back. It's behind my back.

[Caller]

It's behind my back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your mess?

[J.D.]

Are you kidding me?

[John Clay Wolf]

He lives in Oklahoma. He must do mess. Are you kidding me? I didn't say anything.

[Caller]

No, you're just a dumb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to run stupid. And so the best. You're just a what? You're a dumb.

[DJ Pre K]

Dumb ass to try to run. That was stupid at the end there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did they know who he was at this time?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't. I think so, because that tackle looked like. It was like Arkansas really look good. The sound that he makes. And after he's tackled, I wonder if he's gonna do this throughout the season. Listen to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just slammed him up. I mean, it was like a hockey player getting on the board.

[J.D.]

Okay, why was he running? Do we know?

[DJ Pre K]

He's drunk.

[J.D.]

Drunk. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he'd been in Love County, Oklahoma, hanging out with Sheriff Joe. Really?

[Bob]

Love County.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's where all the good meth is. So once he got torqued up on meth, he ran from Love County, Oklahoma, to Fayetteville, Arkansas, and they finally caught up with him.

[Bob]

That's a good. That's a good run.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's. It's a jog. But in the middle of night, no one saw him. And he's so damn fast that. That he. He. The. The. The good. The. The. The peak of the dope started wearing off by the time he got to Fayetteville, which is about 400 miles up the road.

[Bob]

Sure, sure.

[J.D.]

That's what he.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was slowing down enough for them to catch him.

[J.D.]

Got it. So this is the end of the chase?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, this is the end of the chase.

[J.D.]

They've been in the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

It started in Ardmore, Oklahoma. Well, actually, in. In Marietta, Oklahoma, below Ardmore. That. That's where the good Best. That's like the Walter White of Oklahoma. Sure.

[Bob]

It's the Taj Mahal of speed. That's right across the river from where I live, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bob]

Love county up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's right up there by the Windstar.

[Bob]

The odd shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Taj Mahal of speed. The best meth is right there. And because the law enforcement of that area.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the day kind of was.

[J.D.]

All, you know, wink, wink.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like prostitution in Las Vegas just.

[J.D.]

Kind of look the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So the Oklahoma police couldn't catch him, but the Arkansas.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, they could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right after, after the, after his buzz started coming down, he could, he slowed down from, from 40 miles an hour to, to 12.

[Bob]

You use it up fast. If you exert yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand the meth.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does that work? How long does a good. I mean, if you're going to go on a cross country run, how much meth do you need?

[Bob]

It's like a fuel gauge. You know, if you're, if you're driving around in a Toyota, okay. You can't see it go. But if you switch over to an H3. Yeah, I'm a three. Boy. You see that sucker moving? You know, we're using the fuel now. Don't run, man, don't run. You're going to use it up, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you hungry?

[Bob]

Am I?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Does it help to eat?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can.

[Bob]

It's like time travel. You look around, it's been eight days. You haven't, you haven't eaten a bite. Right. And you won't even drink water because you don't want to, you know, dilute the chemical that's in your system. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't ruin your buzz.

[Bob]

Yeah. Because you and your friend John from the second grade smoked it all, you know, about three hours ago, and now you just, you're just on the last legs with this egg.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what was John saying whenever y' all were finishing it off?

[Bob]

He's over at the other side of the table. You're getting a good flame and he shows you how to, how to turn it, you know, and he's waving that, waving that big lighter around, you know, waving, trying to finally try to get a little tendril of smokes coming up. And he's sitting over, he's two feet away from me. He's going, you're burning it, you're burning it. You're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, good morning to you on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Y' all doing okay today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Actually, man, I live in a little town called Scurry. I work in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Scurry. We bought a truck in Scurry just the other day.

[Bob]

Place to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, a Dodge truck.

[Caller]

Small world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 14 Jeep Patriot Latitude with 124.

[Caller]

Yeah, 14. Keep Patriot 124 on the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the population of Scurry, man?

[Caller]

About 400.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then I know he said Scurry. Did. Did we do something with you this week?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's a word of mouth.

[Bob]

Works quite a coincidence.

[Caller]

400. I listen to you guys every Saturday morning on my way to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Where do you work? Give him a shout out, man.

[Caller]

I work at a Texas mastercraft, man. Boat company over at Footwork.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you service or sales?

[Caller]

Service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, when is the best time to sell your boat?

[Caller]

Best time to sell your boat of the year?

[John Clay Wolf]

When? Right now. Jay, did you hear that?

[J.D.]

I heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And when does that window close?

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Usually.

[Caller]

Usually bad Labor Day, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but like, right now is like the time, right? This is it. Like, it's 2:05 and all the girls are drunk and they're saying, hey, you want to go home?

[Caller]

It's wide open throttle right now, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I've got a. I've got a boat for sale. And JD Is my real estate agent on this boat. And I told him, okay. I told him, now's the time to sell it.

[J.D.]

I'm showing it today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? Yes. Oh, good.

[J.D.]

We get off the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 280C.

[J.D.]

Ray, it's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought it on the radio. I bought it up from a listener two years ago.

[J.D.]

I had it out running yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you? It's a 01, that newer body Sundancer. It's fun.

[J.D.]

Beautiful boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a bigger one. Yep. Well. Oh, a 14 Patriot with 124. God, you drive a lot. Oh, I gotta go. Hey, Scott. Go. Go to givemetheven.com I think this truck's worth six grand, but go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi n dot com. It is so easy. You can do it in your underwear. And we will bid your car and email you an offer. Just call in 800-800-RADIO right now and we'll be right back. Derek with the Texas Edition truck. I'm gonna grab you during the hold. Shining down like water.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of The John Clay Wolf Show. Coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-rodio or log on to gowolf.com. this is the john clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold, guys. If they're not on hold, I can't get to them. Good morning, everyone. How are you?

[Bob]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who you got. Who's this? Who's this be? Hello? Hello? Well, hang on. Is it a woman? Yes, you. There?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I have a. I heard you bit a NSX last week. I believe it was last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Hang. Hang on, hang on.

[J.D.]

You.

[DJ Pre K]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard me bid an NSX Acura last week?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yes, that is correct. Actually. I actually bought an NSX Acura from a listener last week.

[Caller]

Maybe you can buy mine then.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have one?

[Caller]

I do. I got it from my father.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he just give you an NSX Acura?

[Caller]

I inherited it from him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he, like, give it to you to get away from him or did he, like, pass away?

[Caller]

He passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. When did this happen?

[Caller]

About a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what have you been doing with this car?

[Caller]

It's just been sitting here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a what year? On the board it says 91. Is that right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a 91 NSX. How many miles? 17,000. Okay. And what did you hear about the conversation I had with the guy last week on the 91?

[Caller]

Well, I know he was looking for more for his. I took mine by CarMax. They gave me 30. Took it by an Acura dealership. They were offering 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's it take to buy yours? You've got a 91 with 17,000 miles NSX. What's it take to buy yours? So you've already heard 30 and 35.

[Caller]

Looking more for 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if you were listening, last week I gave the guy 30. I bid him 35 with 37,000 miles, and yours has 17.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if Carmax even gave you 30 because they're low ballers anyway on stuff like that, that means it's in pretty good shape. So is the condition of it. And if the accurate store give you 35, is the car flawless? Yes, sir. Okay, and 45 buys it. And what color is it?

[Caller]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a red 91 NSX with 17,000 miles on it. It's perfect. Do you have the title where you can sell it since you inherited it? Is the documentation correct?

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if I give you $45,000, I own the 91 Acura NSX with 17,000 miles?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, now I own a 91. I buy it. All right, so it's that easy. What, what city did you live in?

[Caller]

I'm here in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Fort Worth. We have an office in Fort Worth right off of 30 in Kambui. So I'm gonna have my guys call you, and I'm not gonna send them to pick it up. I'm gonna have you run it over here because I want to. I want us to put our eyeballs on it to make sure it's perfect because it's the a. The age. But I'm assuming it is if you already had a couple of dealers hit you. I'm always higher on those specialty cars than most dealers, obviously. I'm $10,000. 15, what you say? Carmax bid it at 30 and I just gave you 45. Okay, point taken. So. So for 15 grand difference, you'll bring it to me instead of me having to go get it from you?

[Caller]

I think we can make that work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then I'm gonna have. I'm gonna put you on hold, and we'll get it wrapped up. And thank you for calling. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob]

Oh, I don't know, 15,000. I don't like 16 to make that trip over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an odd. That's an odd call this early in the morning.

[Bob]

It is. But she remembered you buying one just like it last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we did. We bought a red one, a 91. And the guy actually, when we. We bought it from him, and then he said, hey, I've got all these parts. Okay, we'd like to have those two. He's like, yeah, you gotta buy them. So he had an aftermarket steering wheel, a Momo steering wheel, but the factory steering wheel, the factory exhaust and the factory wheels and some other stuff he like. Like Mr. Haney with his truck at Green Acres. Well, you know, here's the steering wheel, there's 150. Well, you know, Mr. Wolf, if you look come around here in the back, I got some Acura NSX factory wheels you might be interested in. You and the little misses.

[Bob]

We replace the steering column with one we got from a 1978 Chevrolet Caprice. Mr. Douglas, are you interested in the sun ray boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, a 15F150 Lariat. Four wheel drive was 60. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, average, rough or clean? Is it 30 grand? Huh?

[Caller]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it? It's got 66 on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, 66 full drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's got 66. Let's remember that doesn't have 26. How much is it?

[Caller]

Ah, probably 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com I've got 25 seconds before I've got to go out. We go to a music break. I haven't looked this car up. I will go to. Give me the vi.give.com. load it up, say it takes 35. We'll, we'll send you an offer letter. Just tell you we'll buy it like I bought that NSX. 800. 800-7234. Is the call in number. Give me the v I n dot com. Randy the chipmunk. It just scrolled by. So let's get him on the air here in the next segment. Okay, be right back.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com Go there. Enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, 2, 1 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, baby. 06 Trailblazer with a buck 35 four wheel drive. Mark, where are you calling from? Mark, it's a 15. It's a two thousand dollar truck if it's nice. You there? Yeah, yeah. When those things go over 120, they just the market on craters out. I'm about a two grand buyer.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oh, that's still me. I'm in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning Houston. Good morning Dallas. Good morning Oklahoma City. Go down there and help your neighbors. Oklahoma Cities, the meth addicts in love County. What?

[J.D.]

Where did that come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we were talking about it earlier.

[J.D.]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's where Baker Mayfield got that good, good smack. And he took off running for Fayetteville. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So what's the deal with Dirk Nowitzki? He man, he scored 30,000.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's an elite club. There's only now six of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are the six?

[Bob]

I was one of six in world.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's Dirk right here. Dirk. Dirk, are you in the. Dirk, you're in the studio with us?

[Bob]

Dirk work very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you enjoy. I mean, are you happy about your achievement?

[Bob]

Yeah, I do it for a little, little owner, Mark Cuban.

[J.D.]

Mark Cuban, he's good.

[Bob]

He's good to me.

[J.D.]

He's good to you.

[Bob]

I remember two seasons ago, laying on court, you were on the court, ankle broken. With ankle broken, many pieces make us feel it's hard to play basketball.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's hard to play basketball.

[Bob]

I go towards the fadeaway jumper. That's 30,000 straightaway jumper. They give me $40,000.

[J.D.]

40,000, really?

[Bob]

I buy Pop Tarts.

[J.D.]

Pop Tarts.

[Bob]

I buy a whole case of Pop Tarts.

[J.D.]

Starts with the money.

[Bob]

I have Sam's club card. Chicken nuggets. Nice. These two stalked.

[J.D.]

I didn't. I have a clue. I'm out.

[Bob]

I give him a small boy, I. I eat, snitch and play basketball. On my grandfather's honor.

[J.D.]

You were a young boy, you played.

[John Clay Wolf]

He played schnitzel.

[J.D.]

He ate schnitzel when he played as a young boy, when he played basketball at his grandfather's farm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they said it was his grandparents honor.

[J.D.]

Oh my God.

[Bob]

Yeah. Every time three point he says, ye said yavolt.

[J.D.]

And he went for a three pointer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob]

Sometimes the cheese snitches, sometimes a strawberry, sometimes strawberries.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they baited him, they duked him with schnitzel to make him play basketball.

[J.D.]

Apparently that's what happened. Just a little bit of history.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did you get. How did Mark Cuban lure you over here?

[Bob]

My grandfather started to Play for mavericks than join German army.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob]

Out infantry with army.

[J.D.]

Oh, he was in the infantry with the army.

[Bob]

I was. No, my grandfather says it's better to play for Mark Cuban.

[J.D.]

Oh, your grandfather said it was better to play for Mark Cuban than be in the infantry.

[Bob]

But I have no idea about the language.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirt Nowinski, everyone. Dirt Nowinski. I'm that Congratulations on your 30,000 points in the league and if we could understand you better, we would keep you on longer. Heil 800. 800. Was he. He sounded like Arnold to me.

[DJ Pre K]

A little bit, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine if that went on for a long time? That would be hard to drive you. We ought to have Dirk Nowinski do the back this week in country music. You know the stories. We haven't done the Wallace Edwards deals in a while.

[Bob]

No, we haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would that sound like if Dirk Nowinski did like documentary radio?

[Bob]

Reads like inside story of Eddie Rabbit. Don't let people know he cut his hair funny and his cocaine addict for a long time. Lift bash. Don't crackle fest and fog the new Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, Gary 07 Nissan Nissan Titan. Is it a four wheel drive, Gary? With the Nissan?

[Caller]

Two wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel. Is it forward, four door or two door or extended cam?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Raceland, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the Louisiana package on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what the Louisiana package is? No. Okay, then why would you tell me it had a package on it if you don't know what it is?

[Caller]

I mean the tow package. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, a Louisiana package is a busted windshield, a whiskey dent and covered in mud.

[DJ Pre K]

Duct tape on the bumper.

[Caller]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just wore out tires. But a cracked windshield and a whiskey dent, that's the Louisiana package. It's a thousand dollar option deduct. And it needs a bedliner. All right. Is it four grand?

[Caller]

Four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it five?

[Caller]

More like eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

More like six. It's got 140 on it. Hey people, when y' all put all these miles on your car?

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at cars like death. So what you're buying here with 140.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a. You're betting on how long until death occurs. It's like, hey, I found a new bride. She's 87.

[J.D.]

Gosh, she rich?

[John Clay Wolf]

She could be. Okay, but how long till she's dead?

[J.D.]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And will you marry her for money? Because you may get. I mean, you know, it's. What. What are the pros and what are the. Cuz it damn sure isn't for the sex. You're not, you're not married for the sex? No, if she's 87. So when you grab a hold of a truck that's got 180 on it, it's like. It's like hooking up with a 87 year old woman. She may be real pretty and she may be rich, but it ain't going to last long. So that's what you guys got to understand. When I hit these things at four, five, six grand with all these miles on them and the in, the poor bastard that can buy it doesn't have the money to pay for it. So the note lots run it anyway. I think it's a five grand truck, Gary. Maybe six. Gotta get eight because you pay off 7, 900, right?

[Caller]

No, it's paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. i'm not giving eight, but I may give a little more if it's crazy. Nice. Give me the V. Is it leather and sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to give me givemethe vin.com. load it in there. Say it takes eight. John, hit me at six. Here's the pictures. Take a second look. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony. An 08 Kia Spectre with 120000 miles on it. What could I pay? What's it. What? What do I have to give you to keep it? I would.

[Caller]

I would want around $6,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Too damn high. He didn't hear the question. No, I asked him what it takes to keep it.

[J.D.]

Keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want it mild out Kia. I mean Dirk. Dirk could grab that car and throw it. Do three pointers to the trash can with to the dumpster. That's what it's good for.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I played kids with my friend Tony Romo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah?

[J.D.]

You and Tony together?

[Bob]

He's nice.

[J.D.]

He's a nice guy.

[Bob]

He's nice man. His wife is crazy.

[J.D.]

Yeah, his wife's crazy.

[Bob]

What they call crazy things.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 807. Thanks Dirk. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Black, white, Latino or other.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we some stories today that are, you know, you get to decide whether it's a black person, a white person, Latino or maybe other. How about this one? A Jacksonville man was arrested after he allegedly stole his neighbor's underwear out of her garbage. His name was Nicholas Roas, 56 years old. She told she had video of him stealing her underwear. Actually, when the police arrived, he was still holding one of her red tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backs black, white, Latino or other.

[Bob]

Bobo Usar Rojas.

[J.D.]

56 year old Nicholas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it, Bob.

[Bob]

I believe that's a Hispanic person, right, Turley?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, Rojas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[J.D.]

Okay, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go black just to be fun.

[J.D.]

Okay. We have a picture of him.

[Bob]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob]

How about that?

[J.D.]

A little twist.

[Bob]

Where? Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he change his name?

[J.D.]

I don't think so.

[Bob]

That dude's on the lamb. That's probably W.D. cooper right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next.

[J.D.]

You want to do another one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

This is actually an audio one. You get to decide. This guy got arrested. And while he was in handcuffs being arrested, he just murdered someone. They're taking him to the police car.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is so funny.

[J.D.]

The news team.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just murdered someone.

[J.D.]

Kind of funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolute comedy when you hear the audio. Nothing like a murder story to get you laughing in the morning.

[J.D.]

Murder suspect in handcuffs. And he promotes his mixtape audience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, why did you do it?

[Caller]

Listen, I ain't worried about none of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all need to go get that.

[Announcer]

Mixtape on the run one you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need. Look, get that camera on me. Yeah, keep going.

[Caller]

Fresh as.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come to jail.

[Bob]

You feel what you have to say.

[Announcer]

Look, why did you do it though, man?

[Caller]

What was the argument about, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look out.

[Caller]

Look, the camera on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did take it. Yeah, that way. Hey, that guy. Else to say, sir, go get that mixtape. You feel me? On the rod one.

[DJ Pre K]

You have anything to see about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell no. Worry about no. That guy is high on that South Oklahomian meth again. I could hear it in his voice. He got it from Love County. It's so. So they must have up production or something. It affected Baker Mayfield. It affected this fine young man. What? What? What's the deal again? We're guessing white, black, Latino.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to go with other Iranian JD for two points.

[J.D.]

All right, Josh.

[Bob]

I mean, Bobble, I believe that's a black man.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know, man. It could be from the mean streets of ael.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no, he's.

[J.D.]

You got him. He's right. He's black. Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

1.8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So who's winning so far? Bob. Bob winning. Bob's ahead. We play this throughout the next three and a half hours. Chuck, good morning. Morning. It says Foof F O O F E. I'm gonna say he's dyslexic in it. Or he has a lisp.

[Caller]

No, no. Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it cut 07 Foose Mustang with 13. Who's Foos what is that? Foose.

[Bob]

Foose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chip Foos. He makes wheels, sir.

[Bob]

No, sir, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any mechanical mods or is it just cosmetic?

[Caller]

Say that one more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it mechanical modifications or just cosmetic?

[Caller]

No, it's just cosmetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's like a stage one roush without any. It's okay. Is it. Is it 10, 12, 11, 13, 14. How much is this car? 07 with a 07 Mustang with. With Foose dress? With. With. With foo stuff on it?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty much they made a few hundred for a couple of years.

[John Clay Wolf]

When, you know, I mean, it's just got cosmetics. I'm not knocking it. It's worth more than a regular one. What. What's it. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Probably 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hell no. Come on, Chuck.

[J.D.]

Chuck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell's wrong with you? Chuck. Chuck. Damn. No, this isn't like a. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna click through a couple of cars real quick, and then we'll get on to the fun stuff. All right, baby. 06 Tahoe LT with a buck 45. Brian, does it have leather roof or no?

[Caller]

All right, it's got leather, no thunder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Full body style, third row seat, buck and a half. On the miles, it's 3,500 to 4 grand. Oh. One Porsche Boxster S with 87. John, is it broke down or does it run?

[Caller]

Oh, it runs like crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good. This is a good thing. That car is 5 to 7,000, but I need to look it up and. And ask more questions to know. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll take a hard look at it.

[Caller]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deborah. 10 Avenger RT with 100 leather. Does it have a sunroof, Deb? No, no, no. Average rough or clean. Pardon? Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

It's really clean. And it's got the spoiler, too on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten Avenger RT ten. But my gut tells me four grand. 3,500. Four grand. Does that work?

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll get her done. Jason. A 16 BMW 328. We sold, like, 400 cars up in Pennsylvania last week, and out of those. I mean, yesterday at manhunt. And out of those, Gosh, I bet 20 of them were 16 BMWs. Really? And we struggled like hell with those cars. Why BMW and their lease deal? Oh, when these manufacturers start putting out these leases too good to be true, it really makes the next to new ones or close to new ones hard to sell for the money that people expect. Jason, are you there? Jason? Going once. Jason. All right, put it in. Give me the VIN11 challenger SRT. 3,000 miles, leather roof, nav. Eddie, where are you calling from? Something wrong with our phones. Eddie, where you call? Oh, there you are. Eddie, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Canton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Canton. I know where that is. Are you a dealer or a listener?

[Bob]

I'm.

[Caller]

I just own the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 20,000 buy it?

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000?

[Caller]

Yeah. Now what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Buys it.

[Caller]

I paid more than that for it. I can't reach it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course you paid more for it.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you under the. The. The false pretense that you're going to make money on this thing?

[Caller]

Yeah, but it's paid for. And I. Like I said, I bought it as a collector of them made for the United States, and I got number 58.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how much is your car? What's the cost to buy it?

[Caller]

58.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, we lost Eddie.

[J.D.]

Oh, Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie. And Canton. We lost him. Everybody he dropped off.

[J.D.]

People go to. That's where they go to die.

[Bob]

Canton, he sounded like he was in a big hurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 08 challenger came out in 08. Right. And it's beautiful. And they're still making the same body style. And I still love it today. And we're in 2017, but they made a lot of them. Eddie. Eddie, Eddie. They've made a lot of them. Eddie.

[J.D.]

Eddie's number 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take half. I won half.

[Bob]

Mystic car. Eddie, this is my house kissing my ass. This is beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tara, I've got to get onto the show, but I want to buy this 2011 Cadillac with 25. Can you go to my website and load it up? Tara. Tara, what the hell's going on with the people today? Tara, go to the website and load it up. Give me the van.com. i want to buy that Cadillac. What a week. What a week. Why?

[J.D.]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley got in a fight with the driver. What?

[J.D.]

Fist just yelling.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The. The septic tank down at the house screwed up. Had to fix it. Farm life in the farm. Country life.

[J.D.]

That's country people problems.

[Bob]

Yeah, that thing's hard to keep. Up with kids in the house, man.

[J.D.]

What? Septics? Yeah, yeah. Because they don't care.

[Bob]

They flush everything in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

We pulled a T shirt out of a commode. Uncle Roy came out to help me the other day and he pulled a. He got a. He got a snake. He rented a snake at the Taylor Rentals and pulled it out, and it was a T shirt.

[Bob]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kid flushed a T shirt. It did not have the kid's name on it, so we didn't know which kid it was.

[Bob]

It was a little stainless cover up artist.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[J.D.]

Kids are fun. I don't know about the fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fight. I really want audio of the fight because I think we have it.

[J.D.]

Oh, you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Michael's not smiling, so he's got an evil side.

[Bob]

Turley, he can get mad. Yeah. You've probably never seen it, but I've seen him boil over a couple times. It's a little scary.

[J.D.]

I've never seen it.

[Bob]

You could see Turley's Greek.

[J.D.]

Okay. So he kind of simmers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And that.

[Bob]

That Mediterranean heritage comes out of him once in a while. We were going to get free tacos at the Free Taco Day at Wendy's.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bob]

Or was it Jack in the Box? We're in the. And of course, over here, the drive through has like three inlets from the parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bob]

There's a guy trying to cut in front of Turley on Free Taco Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd that work?

[J.D.]

No, didn't have it.

[Bob]

Oh, he's yelling, shaking his fist, man, cussing the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's that old Yankee.

[Bob]

I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was born in Connecticut. He raised in Connecticut. That old Yankee. Everybody's in each other's faces. There was no fight.

[J.D.]

There's no expression on his face. So I'm thinking he's gonna lash out on one of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was an argument like. Like you would. If it was two country boys, the blood would have been shed.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was one country boy in it, though. So it was like that. That's why I was like, damn it, this could get bad quick. Because like New Yorkers, New Englanders that do that, screaming at each other, they never, ever, ever hit each other.

[J.D.]

They get it over with.

[John Clay Wolf]

But down here, they'll hit each other. The guy that's got bull balls on his truck will hit you. And I'm. I'm not saying Turley's afraid of anything.

[J.D.]

Like a bumper sticker, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't think. I mean, I don't Think Charlie's afraid? Maybe at his own risk he's not.

[J.D.]

But not afraid.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, it was.

[DJ Pre K]

It's just a dumb argument with somebody that's mentally challenged. I mean, that's, that was my fault.

[J.D.]

With somebody that works with us. Yeah. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I can tell you this.

[J.D.]

Charlie, we should.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me that you have an ass whip in coming. And I told him, I told him you're grown. Because I'm a grown ass man is what he told me. Okay, I'm not gonna take that kind of talk, all right? And I was like, well, if you need to fight early, then you need to do it on somewhere else.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't own that parking lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, no, I don't.

[J.D.]

He does sound mentally challenged.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, no, I don't. But I'm gonna call the police immediately. You're gonna get arrested. I don't have time for this crap. Right? And he just like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna catch him when he's coming out of his car.

[J.D.]

Oh my God, dude, that's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me this. Mike, I haven't told you this. He told me that he, he is on your tip. He is going to catch you when you're coming out of the car and.

[DJ Pre K]

You catch me outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

You catch me outside. How bad? And you have an ass whooping coming. So just whatever. That's all I can say.

[DJ Pre K]

Not concerned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm out. I, I asked Roy. Who would want Uncle Roy. He has a good opinion of fighting.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, and I gotta thank Uncle Roy because he actually prevented me. Yeah. Doing stupid stuff. I mean, I, I, you just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't kill a man with his own bare hands. And he was, he was, he was going to take the man's life with his own bare hands.

[Bob]

I got you lethal weapons.

[DJ Pre K]

I've done some stupid stuff and he prevented me where it could have been a lot worse. Jail time and stuff like that anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worth it. I think if two grown ass men acknowledge their situation to fight, I don't think that that should be against the law. I think that that should stand back.

[J.D.]

One fight is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why it is?

[DJ Pre K]

Because especially that at war. It's just, it's immature.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. But y' all can hit timeout. Like meet you behind the school.

[J.D.]

Oh my God, no. You never hit anybody for any reason. You go to jail, you'll get arrested, you'll get sued, period.

[DJ Pre K]

And that's what he was trying to do. And I was stupid enough to Fall for it.

[J.D.]

So in the. In the old days, I regret it. In bar situations, when you're at the radio station, never ever engage. That's what they want you to do because they got nothing to lose, and you've got everything to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was at the Tijuana Yacht Club. And here we go. August of 1990 and 1.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Dallas, Texas, on Mockingbird and Lovers Know It Well. And I was drunk and we had. We were playing Texas Tech the next morning. I played.

[J.D.]

Were you in football?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I played for SMU at the time. And I was a defensive end, but that was my freshman year. I wasn't gonna get any playing time, but we still had to get up early and had a game to play. And I was at the Tijuana Yacht Club and this bouncer started talking noise and I was all yoked up from working out all the time. Wasn't doing juice, but doing a lot of.

[J.D.]

You stole on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The extra. Like this. Any.

[DJ Pre K]

Anything testosterone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything. Not tet. Yeah. Anyway, I was all, you know, defensive end and this bouncer's getting on my face. But I was drunk as hell. That's not a good guy. And he starts getting on me and I was like, he's. I was like, I don't. What I forgot. He said, if you don't did it, I'm gonna kick your ass. I said, I don't think you're a big enough something. So I did the same thing. And before I got the words out of my mouth, I had a knee to the nuts. Yeah. I bent over to get my nuts and I got a knee to the face. And then I stood up. And then the other bouncer grabbed my arms behind me. And then the other bouncer took my head and I got a boom. Slammed my face against the bar. And then I got the chokey hold. And they choked me down till I passed out and drugged me out by my feet.

[Bob]

Calms right down.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I was out in copyright.

[J.D.]

Copyright.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I was outside in the. On the sidewalk block of the. Out in front of the TI Yacht Club in August of night.

[J.D.]

Most of that. Or do you remember it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember. I remember waking up and Sergio's like, my buddy, you're not going to take that wolf. You can take that guy. You get back in there. Yeah, my. My. My corner coach. Yeah, you're real. They just caught you when you weren't ready. Like, dude, I think it's time to go.

[J.D.]

Come on, Rocky.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the next morning, you know, we're going through like, pregame Crap. Because that's all I was good for back then in the football. But put my helmet on, it's like, oh, God almighty, this hurts. No wonder SMU sucks so bad. We were all hungover. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Sergio was wrong. I was beat.

[J.D.]

You were wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was beat.

[J.D.]

Sergio, like that football player said, I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm done.

[J.D.]

The one that got tackled by the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's my smaller friend. Yeah, he's my smaller friend. So. So it was hard for Sergio because I was the big bad wolf guy that he couldn't believe that. That his, his, his fighting icon just got tore up.

[J.D.]

But three against one. And you were drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very drunk. Yeah, very drunk. But, but point is it, it. It doesn't pay to fight.

[Bob]

And they don't hire bookkeepers to be bouncers. They generally know how to fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. One time I was at a Jack Ingram concert. Oh, he's at the end of the show and this guy came up and just hit me. I was at the rhythm room off of Yale.

[J.D.]

No reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

No reason. It was a cold cock. Don't know him.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't know him. Didn't even know it was coming. Cold in a walk by situation. But this is College Bar, 205am okay.

[J.D.]

And he's mad at somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I hit the ground. Yeah. On the gravel in the back patio. And I'm like, damn. And I jumped up. I looked up and I saw him and I whipped his butt and he was big guy. And then I was like, okay. Because I had to take Ingram home that night. I was like, let's go. Let's get the hell out of here. Because then he went and his friends came up.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they're gonna get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we, we left. That was lucky, I think, because I was drunk.

[J.D.]

Has everybody in this room been in a bar fight?

[Bob]

To me, I've never been in a bar fight.

[DJ Pre K]

Not in a bar, but yeah.

[J.D.]

Fights outside of physical fights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, God. Yeah, I've been in a few, I guess. You have? I. I haven't been in a fight in years. And that's good, cuz I'm. But I kind of want to get in a fight right now. Why? Because I'm, you know, I got hurt and I'm crippled. You're not crippled. But, but wouldn't it be great to say you ever had your ass beat down by a. There's been a few situations where I'm like, I know I can take this guy. Even though my balance sucks. I know I can Take them. All I got to do is get a hold of him.

[J.D.]

Why do you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then get him to the ground. And then we're even.

[DJ Pre K]

Let him come to you. And then you gotta. Yeah.

[Bob]

You're a weird dude, Wolf.

[J.D.]

Yeah. I'm telling you, man, you got so much to lose here. That's not a good idea.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, in your mind, it sounds better than probably what it would end up being.

[Bob]

Just on the surface, you seem like you got a whipping coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at Bob, the good old boy coming out. Do you think we should.

[Bob]

Bob, I feel like I'm getting a little extra eye contact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think you and I should have a little fight during the next break?

[J.D.]

Here he goes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. I mean, do you want to throw a little bit during. Do you want to rodeo a little bit during the next commercial? I need no gloves, man.

[J.D.]

Let me get my video camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was the last time you got in a. In a bar and brawl?

[Bob]

Bob and Paulie would go stockyards. That was our regular deal in our early 20s. And I would jump into the middle of things and try to split dudes up. Like, man, you guys, everybody's having fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

My buddy Sullins and Creighton. Creighton's a Arlington cop. We got all drunk in the stockyards when we were in college. And we wound up getting in a fight in front of the. The old museum thing. Auditorium.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

With each other.

[J.D.]

It doesn't take much with each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we were done, we were all just sitting there laughing.

[J.D.]

You can't.

[Bob]

A lot of times when you fight a guy, you wind up in your best friends for life. That's how it used to be, you know?

[J.D.]

You want to fight when you take on your buddy when it's late enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'S nothing going on. There's no girls, so we just get to fight with each other.

[Bob]

But that's the atmosphere in the stockyards on a Saturday night, is it not? You ask any Fort Worth policeman.

[J.D.]

But that's kinda like taking your sister home at last call. I mean, come on. Nobody else did.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, they were good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They weren't easy.

[Bob]

My sister would.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not easy. Yeah. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bob]

My buddy Paulie used to pull me out of the middle of guys. And he was like, just the judge of it, you know? He was like, bobby, you gonna get yourself killed, man. You mess those guys. Don't you ever jump on the middle of those two guys next week. Jump in the middle of two guys. Come on, you Guys. Cuz I'm all peace lover, you know. Don't fight, guys. Come on. Look at all this whiskey, you know, can we not get along?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Randy the chipmunk. Good morning. What are you doing here?

[J.D.]

Randy's here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, guys. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know much.

[J.D.]

You just bops spied up to the microphone. You're so cute, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Okay.

[J.D.]

Can I pet you? You're just so furry and cute.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everybody feeling happy and stuff?

[J.D.]

Yeah. Saturday morning, beautiful weather. Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all had a kind of tiff up here the other day, didn't you?

[J.D.]

A tiff here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But you know, I always hang around toward the end of the week. Oh, Friday's always a good day to pick up a little nibble here and there.

[J.D.]

Food in the parking lot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're putting snacks real good, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That hoot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He always got Wendy's fries with chili cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And Renee Nay eats them. Biscuits and gravy. Potato chips. Delicious.

[J.D.]

You know, everybody has for food.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Especially if you're high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Which I admit is an occasional preferred dalliance of mine. They sure hit the spot. But hey, old Charlie about got in a row with a little dude yesterday.

[J.D.]

Did you see all that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, not a little dude. He's about maybe 4 foot 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But with maybe 44 inch waist.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Is that about right? And I don't know what went down. All I heard was Curly yelling at the guy like, you better have good health insurance.

[J.D.]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And the guy's like, well, who you?

[J.D.]

Who you like?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Roger Daltrey.

[J.D.]

Yeah. I got you. Who are you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And turtles says, I'm gonna throw you off the railing up on the second story.

[J.D.]

All this happened?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And you saw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then right when it got really good.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here comes the popo.

[J.D.]

The cops showed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's the end of that deal.

[J.D.]

It was over again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I was stoned to the bejesus belt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

How'd you get. I don't wanna know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was hanging around my friend from the car wash.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Right next door.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Belinda.

[J.D.]

Belinda?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Belinda's your friend?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, sure. She always has some good bud. Lately they got this hydroponic.

[J.D.]

She sure you the chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It don't grow out of the ground. It's grow out of Orange Crush.

[J.D.]

Orange Crush.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And it tastes just like Orange Crush. Delicious.

[J.D.]

Whoa.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Make you hungry, though.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And then we like run down, down like Gaskins. A sandwich. Hop over here. And they start a lot of times after lunch hour.

[J.D.]

They throw away the buns right here in the alley.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And we just eat till we're sick and eat again. That guy hung around a long time too. Charlie. He's watching the joints. You better watch out for him.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm not too worried. You gonna have my back. Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah? Keep an eye. We always keep an eye out this time of year. Those black birds are always flying around. Yeah, you know, the big crows. You probably don't know this. You live in Plano, don't you?

[J.D.]

No, no. Grapevine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wait, you got those birds over there.

[J.D.]

We don't really know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Let me tell you something about those blackbirds, okay? Grackles will eat your ass.

[J.D.]

I didn't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, you really watch out when you get high. You can't really run away from nothing, you know?

[J.D.]

Well, you're high. Maybe you shouldn't be high so much.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I mean, but you know, it's not much to look forward to, ain't it?

[J.D.]

Yeah. Well, sounds like you have a very active life.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I mean, we go home and play Twister with the kids, but I think I'd rather get high.

[J.D.]

I just got a bit.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Doritos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Somebody's got to keep Charlie off that guy. Anyway, I jumped on his shoulder.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He smells funny. You remember that Stetson cologne that he says? Yes, it's real good. Out of the bottle, but after about a half hour it smelled like pickles.

[J.D.]

It does smell like pickles. Spicy pickles.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's a yucky old guy. Yeah, yucky little dude.

[J.D.]

Maybe he's a boy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why stick on somebody your size, Charlie?

[J.D.]

So the guy's little and kind of round.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, I gotta go. I got a date.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Andy. Who's your date?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is a squirrel from down the road. Hey, keep it to yourself, okay? I don't want strong to find ty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 14 seconds. A16 Ford Mustang GT22 leather, hard top, navigation stick. What color is it? White. Is that the same body style as 15?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stocked this.

[Caller]

Be the do by yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 26. 26 and a half.

[Caller]

26 and a half. About 29.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just bought a 15 yesterday for 25y.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is the California special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's better. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. Give me the VI. And that goes for everybody. Go to go to the website. Load up your cars. We'll email you all for letters. We want to buy them. We want to buy 100 cars today. Be right back. All right. I got something to say.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com get back, honky cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my. @givemetheven.com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm upping the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com send us your CarMax offer and if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a hundred dollar check or me personally kissing your. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bob]

Sell us your car, we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss you.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Since I packed up and left on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out and I carry every. Heart. 9:38, Good Morning Central Standard Time. 10:30 up on the east coast. Good morning New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Allentown, the Poconos. Us. All you guys on zzo.

[J.D.]

Hey there you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas, Fayetteville, the keg, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Houston, and of course all of south Louisiana and north Louisiana. Good morning. We will be here till noon. JD Good morning.

[J.D.]

John Claywell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. Yeah.

[Bob]

We're getting the summer cottages ready at the Poconos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting the summer, getting ready for the lamb bake, for the clam bake.

[Bob]

Poker knows they come from all over. It's going to be big business.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Silverado LT with a big miles. Evan. 163. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old body or new? That that year they had both. Old body. Okay. Crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

Extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sounding and I'm not putting anything down but more you're talking, the more my instincts are telling me this just an old ass truck. Nothing special.

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay then is it like three grand?

[Caller]

Okay. Well, I just, I inherited a new truck and trying to see how much this one was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. Do you want to buy it or do you mean do you want to sell it or you want to keep it?

[Caller]

Once I finish probate court, I want to sell it to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And good luck on your probation. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I should ask him where he's from.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't I do that?

[J.D.]

I don't know. He's just busy. Things I don't do things I didn't do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So totally. You got it. You got it. You got. Y' all haven't heard this, I don't think. What's this?

[J.D.]

So, yeah, Mike's like, oh, by the way, we're hiring.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have buy. We need a couple of buyers. Forgive me, the vin, we're growing and we need a couple more. And if you'd like to be a buyer. Forgivetheven.com the office is in Fort Worth, Texas. You cannot do it from home. You have to come here. Qualifications, sales or car business is, I.

[DJ Pre K]

Wouldn'T say a must, but you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

To know your cars. Okay, but you don't have to be a sharpshooter. Car salesman. Actually, we prefer referring.

[J.D.]

Not.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, a sales experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sales experience a bit. Knowing how to talk to customers and being extremely fast on the computer. It's a real. Because you have so many customers coming at you, you have to sit there and sort through them quick. Speed is the key. But anyway, our. Our head honcho who runs the room in there, okay. We have a day off for all of our buyers every week. So you pick your day off Monday through Friday. Yes, because they work Saturdays nine to four, but during the week they get a day off. And Bob took his day off on Wednesday and he came in on Thursday. He's like, wow. Oh, man. He and his wife went to the sushi place. He was telling me the story, you know, the one with the good margaritas. And so he and the old lady go to the sushi place and they get drunk on margaritas. And it's pretty outside and it's spring.

[J.D.]

Yep, beautiful weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they decide that it's time to get in shape. So they wind up going to LA Fitness and signed a three year contract and worked out for three hours. Drunk. Drunk off their ass.

[J.D.]

That's the last place you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the next day he was like, dude, I'm so sore. I can't. I don't know if I'm hungover or sore. Both or both. I said, your butt's gonna be hungover when you get the bill from LA Fitness. How long did you sign the contract? Three years. Is that. I mean, can you. That's funny.

[J.D.]

What? That's hilarious.

[DJ Pre K]

I can't imagine drinking and working out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is not a good bubba. Have you ever drank and work out?

[Bob]

No.

[J.D.]

It sounds like a Charlie Sheen bit on Two and a Half Men.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard people do it high.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And depends on the strain of weed. You can do it drinking, drinking and.

[J.D.]

Go to smoking and riding a bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean working out hard for three hours.

[Bob]

What does that run you a three year deal over there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. He said, oh, don't worry, we can get out of the contract.

[J.D.]

Good luck with that. I was in a 24 hour fitness contract one time. They will take your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Harold, stay right there because I want to buy this 13 Expedition. We'll be right back after this music and some spots and be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bob]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[Caller]

Take a chance on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com we're known for beating Carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's [e-mail] Send us your CarMax offer and if we can't beat it, you've got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com we'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss you. He lives in his ex mother in law's basement, which he endearingly refers to as the Grotto. He doesn't feel guilty about threatening to throw a co worker over the rail of the second story office building where he works. After all, the guy's already mentally challenged. His favorite ride at Six Flags is that girl Cindy who takes tickets in the entry plaza. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah buddy.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or just go to givemetheven.com Good morning everyone. Joe An 04 Ranger with 200 on it's worth 500 bucks. You there about 500 to a thousand. With 200,000. Does it have 194,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's it. 500 a thousand oo tundra with 18. 18. 18 inch lift. Is that right, Taylor?

[Caller]

That is right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen a Toyota with that much lift.

[Caller]

Well, this is specialized.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Specialized. Is it five grand?

[Caller]

No, we're actually asking for three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it doesn't run.

[Caller]

It does have a lot of miles on it.

[Bob]

Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said it has 65, 000 miles on it, so I thought it was low miles. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

There's actually 120, 000, but I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Denton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I will buy the truck if it's got an 8. If it's that big. Is it all beat up?

[Caller]

No, it is not beat up. I'm. I'm not one of those Louisiana people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then get it. Do you want us to come get it or do you want to bring it to us today and get a check?

[Caller]

I mean, I'll bring it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, then I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put you on hold and they'll give you the address and you can get in and bring the title. Come on down and get a check.

[Caller]

How much are we talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you just said 3,000, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, if. If you want to go that low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. Yeah, I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Hey, grab line five and give them to one of the buyers and let's get this thing bought if it's real. 13 Expedition El Limited with 170 on it. Four wheel drive, Harold. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

It's completely loaded every hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than 7,000? No, it's 8,000. It's got 170 on it, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I've never bought this car with this many miles.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what? What have you. Do you have any other offers?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are they hitting it at 11 with 170.

[Caller]

Thing is absolutely care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where have you been? Where did you get offers.

[Caller]

From? A high mileage broker in my area.

[John Clay Wolf]

High mileage broker. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and send us the pictures and tell us what it takes to buy it and we'll try to buy it. If. If a high mileage broker offered 11 for real. I beat everybody. I can't beat the trade in prices because they manipulate the. The. When you're working trade ins at dealerships, they'll take rebates and factory money and all this stuff and add it to the cost of your car to make it look like they're giving you more. And I can't do that because I'm dealing with live bullets and real money. I can't cover it up, but I can pretty much beat anybody. I've got. I've got the best marketplace of any wholesale dealer there is. And I know what to do with everything. And I. I mean, if I miss something, it's my 500 bucks. So just go to. Go to the website. Let's take a look. I sell to the high mileage broker dealers and I can probably get more out of them than you can, Harold. Is the truth. Because we do it 10 times a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony Romo's dad is going to be in about 10:45. Is rumble having a presser?

[DJ Pre K]

No, he isn't having a pressure yet. He did have some audio though, that he released. Saying thank you to all the fans out there. Did you hear that cut?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah, here it is. He dropped a new track. Hey, everyone. I just wanted to come and tell you it's been a crazy 48 hours here and me and my family. Can you pause it from all of you.

[Bob]

It's been overwhelming and, you know, it doesn't go unnoticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I want to say thank you.

[Bob]

And we have a lot to think.

[John Clay Wolf]

About here going forward, but we'll see what happens. Till then, I'm just gonna keep listening to Bob Dylan. Hey, enough. That could be a bathroom. Bathroom. That could be possibly the worst public release I've ever heard in my life, ever.

[DJ Pre K]

That was his wife in the background and they're in a gym at the time. We're trying to decipher what she said. Here's the clip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is she drunk? Come, come take me to bed. Tony. Dirk Nowinski. What did she say? Enough.

[Bob]

Supposed to have a sad music. She cry like beach.

[DJ Pre K]

Enough with the sad music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks, Dirk.

[DJ Pre K]

You know the understanding.

[J.D.]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't tell if he's Dirk or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Bob]

There's no German, but nice, nice woman.

[J.D.]

She is nice, but not a German. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me some news stories, bud. I want to hear.

[Caller]

All right.

[J.D.]

Well, we have been talking about the possibility of Tony Romo joining the Houston Texans. And in fact, our top 10's coming up. The top 10 reasons why he actually probably should go to Houston there's also been some of the local fans have gotten together and they've actually there was one of them put together a kind of a song tempting Tony to come to Houston. Some reasons why I believe we have that audio as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old wore out Gray May worked well for the Denver Broncos.

[J.D.]

Yes, it did, Peyton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there's more.

[J.D.]

There's more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Tony.

[J.D.]

How you gonna win a big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't take a chance?

[J.D.]

The kid can dance too.

[Caller]

Really good.

[J.D.]

Come on, Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, this bad audio day.

[DJ Pre K]

That's from a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know it. No, no one is. No one is. But you would think Rose would have.

[J.D.]

Better audio in his video.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he did it on his own off his phone. But yeah, you're right. You think it would something set up right?

[J.D.]

Honey, we're in the toilet. Roll camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time change tonight, Spring forward.

[J.D.]

Tonight is we spring forward at 2am so you're gonna miss an hour? Well, yeah, actually you get to go all the way till 2am drinking and then suddenly it's 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why do they not do it at 12?

[J.D.]

You know, honestly, I do think it has something to do with the bars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I honestly think you're right. Okay, but if they did it at 12. No, it wouldn't.

[J.D.]

It would be suddenly 2am the bars be closed. So they. You get all the hours and the bar and then suddenly it's 3am it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely has something to do with the bar. Got to be.

[Bob]

I tell you something though, boys. This is state legislative Buster Dick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Buster, your state legislator Buster Dicks.

[Bob]

And we've been working on this down while down in house.

[J.D.]

What do y' all think about that?

[Bob]

Think about this spring forward. Fall back. Horse pucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Really? Well, they. I mean there's a reason for it a long time ago.

[Bob]

What are you going to do? Say. Say part of your last style, say part of your way of business, right. Is to drink until 2 o' clock in the morning.

[J.D.]

There's a lot of people that. Especially in Austin.

[Bob]

That's fine. You got a Sunday to recover from it. But you still got to do that again on Monday and Tuesday and all damn year long.

[J.D.]

Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

It ain't right.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bob]

I'm sure that the apostle Paul said something in the Corinthians about not messing with the clock.

[J.D.]

I don't believe he did.

[Bob]

Okay.

[J.D.]

I don't think so.

[Bob]

Well, that's a premise we're going on mean Juan Cula has been working out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say. So now that the election's over between you and Juan. Cuba. Kiara, Yeller. Homeboys again?

[Bob]

Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna set the clock back both times of the year so everybody gets a couple extra hours of sleep. Okay. That gives you a little more time to drink, you know.

[J.D.]

Well, I don't believe that.

[Bob]

Go up New York City where cocaine is perfectly legal.

[J.D.]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lester, do you drink during the day? Are you a day drinker? Are you a day drinker?

[Bob]

Well, I'm a politician, so yeah, sure. I don't want to discriminate against any fine distilled spirit.

[John Clay Wolf]

David. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Heading out of Rockwell. Fort Quinlan, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

03 Chevy, 2500 HD. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Just a two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it extended or crew? Extended. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

175,000 miles though, right?

[Caller]

176 extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be worth 445 though, I think, if it's nice, if it's very clean.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got custom wheels. B.F. goodrich, Mayo 2. Like I was telling your man on the phone, even though it's the LS package, it's more like the lt. It's got the tinted mirrors, the, you know, loaded up package inside, all the goodies on the mirror, you know, all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little steering wheel buttons. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Since it was brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, do you want to sell it to me?

[Caller]

Well, let's talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said 4 to 45.

[Caller]

4,500. Oh, okay. I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why? What were your expectations when you called 800-800-RODIO and got on the phone with the man?

[J.D.]

Dummy.

[Caller]

Well, I didn't mean to take up your time. I tried to tell your man I was trying to find out what the truck was worth that I wanted. I wanted to have a value in mind for the truck. I need to downgrade for different reasons on, you know, a need for a truck for a different purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't care about the story. I'm talking money. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'd probably be satisfied at about 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I lost him. Did I actually hang up on him? 800-800. 7 2, 3, 4. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Go to givemetheven.com, load up your cards. We'll email you offers.

[Bob]

When friends tend to get a little wordy in conversation, he pretends to pay close attention, but he's really calculating new strategies. For clash of clans, he prefers orange juice with breakfast because there's no better place for what's left of last night's vodka. His blue Dodge Charger has a white passenger door that he stole off of a parked police vehicle in an IHOP parking lot when he was piss drunk. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf the game. Is that Axel?

[Bob]

Seven nine.

[J.D.]

Axel's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Axel's here. This is the cult. The cult opened for you this year, Axel. Oh. Did you know that?

[Bob]

I was mistaken.

[J.D.]

Did you know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what were you mistaken about, Axel? I was going to say it's AC DC, baby. Oh. Oh, man. Brock, an 02 Mountaineer with 180 on. It's worth nothing to me, man.

[Caller]

I had a ton here to say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. Where, where you from?

[Caller]

Basically, Houston. All right, West Yorkshire. What about a 74K5 Blazer now?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay. Is it a nice one?

[Caller]

Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you send me pictures of it? Can you go to give me the V and send me pictures of it? How much is it?

[Caller]

But I'm trying to find out from you. I don't, you know, I just try to get a ballpark from you on what it would be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. I don't want to bid it. I want to buy it. I mean, a K5 Blazer, I'll buy it to keep it because I've been looking for one for myself. But yeah, I'll bet it. I mean, if it's a tire kick deal, don't waste your time or mine. But if you want to sell, do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

If the price is right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how?

[Caller]

I think it's worth about 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

1500? Yeah, that's fine. I, I, I can't see it where I wouldn't get 1500 for, for a K5 Blazer. Okay? So if you want, if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com right on there what it takes. Put the VIN number, put a couple pictures, say I'll sell it for this and I'll tell you if I buy it or not. I don't buy classic cars. For the record, guys, it's not what I do. Muscle cars, sure. But like, you know, Great granddad's big happy days car. I don't want. Every time I touch them, I lose money. They just don't work. Muscle car seven, you know, 68 through whatever. 80. 68. Not muscle cars. They always have a market for those. But that old jalopy crap four door classic cars are just not me. And there's plenty of people that do, but it's just not. I don't know what I'm doing with them is the bottom line. You don't.

[J.D.]

It's not your deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what I know, but I don't. And I know I don't know that. Carlos. An 07 Honda Accord with 140 on it. This is high mileage Saturday, is it? 2500 bucks, Carlos.

[Caller]

I'm. I'm just getting a realistic price from you. Honestly. We're looking to upgrade here in the near future.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will bid it. I need to see pictures of it with that many miles, but 2 to 25 is what my guts telling me. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Ronnie, same thing. A 95 Ford Mustang GT convertible. I need to see it. Can you go to the website, give me the ben.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Of course I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. I should ask him if you wanted Tony Ronaldo to be his quarterback. Yeah. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, I was calling because I'm trying to send you information on my 2008 Harley David.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we. We. I'm glad you brought that up. We do buy motorcycles. We do buy buses. We do buy RVs and motorhomes. So you can put those in givemetheven.com if the. I know the VIN numbers are different than cars. Just put it in there anyway and push the. Push the pictures up. Did what? Did you send it in already?

[Caller]

Well, I'm trying to, but it keeps kicking me out and sending me back to my vin and I'm going off of the frame of the bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Caller]

It won't let me send it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to. Go to go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. Actually, our IT guys are fixing to get the chrome adapter for the bikes and the RVs and the trailers so we can automatically decode them. So just go. Just. Just send me an email at the website says email JCW and just send me an email with the stuff on it and I'll get it to my bike guy and he'll get a hold of you and get it bought.

[Caller]

Okay, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Do you want Tony Roma to be your quarterback?

[Caller]

That would be nice, but he's got a lot of injuries.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does. The odds of him making it through a full season or thin. But I mean, let's get. Look at Peyton Manning. He was done.

[J.D.]

He was completely.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had put him out to pasture. And did he win the super bowl or did he win it and go to it? He won it once and then he.

[DJ Pre K]

Detected champions AFC championship before that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, so it wouldn't be.

[J.D.]

Wild if Tony went down there and just shine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the odds are high. I think the odds are high. I agree.

[Caller]

Odds are high because look at the damage they did to J.J. watt and look how big he is versus Tony. If they get a hold of Tony, they're going to take him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the odds that he's going to shine are high. Really? The old I told you so underdog dog deal. I. That's what I think because Tony can be so wonderful. But God, he's worse than Kelly Blue Book.

[Bob]

They better show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll take you right up the line and let you down.

[Bob]

Do what anybody show up that old line because he gets hit, you know, enough times by. By the wrong cat. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but like when he broke his. What did he break last year's ribs or his neck or something?

[DJ Pre K]

No tail, like tailbone. That was a lower back injury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lower back. So would that not have happened if it was someone else? Is he a brittle old bird?

[DJ Pre K]

I would think, yeah. Somebody younger. They might have stronger muscles in the back. It wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. What is he, 53?

[J.D.]

No, it's not. But there are a lot of reasons he should go to Houston. In fact, Casey's your Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey.

[J.D.]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[J.D.]

People talking about Tony Romo going to H towns and we come up with the top 10 list this morning of top 10 reasons maybe Tony Romo should go to H town already number 10 number.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Number 10.

[J.D.]

They've got a lot of that syrup. Purple drank painkiller.

[Bob]

Ooh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little scissor coating.

[J.D.]

He's already ready for the hurricane season since he knows how to hunker down and blow. If football doesn't work out, there's always the oil fields. His wife Candace loves the H town. Galleria.

[Caller]

Number six.

[J.D.]

Two words. Houston Rodeo. Three Words. Houston Medical Hospital. He can be around other folks that hate the cowboys. The speed limit there is 80 miles an hour and nobody stops the yellow lights. Big town. Ah, House of Pies, 3am Houston. People know what that means and he's so much closer to his homeland of Mexico. Mexico. There's the top 10 reasons Tony should definitely go to Houston and have a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D.]

Feeding the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. KC, Case Howard and 07 Ultima SL. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes. Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six cylinder or four?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it nice or is it okay?

[Caller]

It's pretty nice for the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is? Yeah. Yeah. Is it, is it 3 grand or 3500?

[Bob]

What?

[Caller]

I think it's 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. say I'll sell it for 3, 500 unless we'll take a look. And if we. If we like the pictures and everything, we'll buy it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Thanks. Hey, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Driving. Headed to Waco, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good. Don't stop there.

[J.D.]

Just drive on through Waco's. Nice place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Oscars?

[J.D.]

I did, actually. Oh, it's off and on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched moonlight this week.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen it won a lot?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I mean, it won Oscar.

[J.D.]

The best movie which should have won.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who has seen it?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm not okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen Brokeback Mountain?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is broke back drug dealer. Really? That's what it is. It's about a tough drug dealer that has a gay bone and he's got a funny bone in his left hand.

[J.D.]

Why I won.

[DJ Pre K]

It's based on, I think, a true story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear JD's comment?

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That explains why it won.

[J.D.]

It's all the. It's all the topics. It hits the lbg, it hits the gay community. It's the black community. It makes everybody happy. La La Land, on the other hand, was a great film.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, but okay, La La Land, that's not gay. It's not gay at all.

[J.D.]

It's a musical, okay? It's about Los Angeles.

[Bob]

No, it's nothing gay about musicals. Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

There's nothing Gay by La La Land. He's a great fellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's broke back drug dealers.

[J.D.]

You see. Why did you go out of all the movies?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't go. We.

[J.D.]

Oh, rented it or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how we got it. We watched it on Netflix, didn't we? We watched it on something I read to buy it.

[Bob]

Well, you do that when something Wins best picture. You're curious about what's so good about it and you watch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was okay. I'm looking forward to the next version of what's the. What's the show where Kevin Spacey's the president. It's the best show in the world. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[J.D.]

Oh, House of Cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

House of Cards.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. In I think in May, the next season's coming out and it's got a lot of trump stuff in it.

[J.D.]

Have you seen Designated Survivor at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Okay, great film.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

[Bob]

Good stuff.

[J.D.]

How about Johnny Menzel this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about him?

[J.D.]

Johnny Menzel popped the big question and she said yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Was this the girl that accused him of being her?

[J.D.]

No, this is a different one.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[J.D.]

Is it Brie, I think T I E S I Tessie, whatever her name is. They've been together a couple of years. She's a 24 year old model. So they. For the last two years they have been inseparable. They're hanging out all over the place, doing all the club things. And Johnny tells us TMZ is us. When you find a girl this amazing as I did, that saved me from where I was in my life. You absolutely put a ring on it.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah. That's what he's saying. He's all saved.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's Johnny.

[J.D.]

She is. Here's the pictures. Look at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brie. Wasn't that Charlie Sheen's porn actress girlfriend?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, but it's not.

[Bob]

Charlie Sheen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manziel.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[J.D.]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio. Is the call a number if you want me to bid your car, but buy your car. By the way, he was going with.

[Bob]

Justin Bieber for a while, man. It's not like that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard you're gonna make an NFL comeback, bud.

[Bob]

No, but the grill really, man. Got me out of like the place where I was, man, because I was in a really cheap nudie bars, man.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, you and.

[Bob]

So she and I together, like couple. What do you. We go to the really good nudie bars.

[J.D.]

I don't think that's what she wants. She has an mtv. She's been an MTV model on that show Wild and Out. How long is this going to last?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, she's keeping.

[J.D.]

Is this going to last?

[Bob]

Yeah, forever and ever.

[J.D.]

Two pictures she has. She has a drink in her hand. Come on.

[Bob]

We're going to be forever, man. Like slashing axle, man. G be like a couple.

[J.D.]

Like that's a good example.

[Bob]

And take a hit, man.

[J.D.]

I got you. So she's Going to keep you clean and sober.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh yeah, but I thought.

[Bob]

Who are you talking about?

[J.D.]

Well, you said you were in a bad place and she's gotten you out of that place.

[Bob]

No, just bad nudie bar. Johnny Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, shout out. FYI, it is tax time in the market. This is the highest time of the year for us. This is when we are the car market. The used car market is the highest. It peaks in March. So we're buying with both hands. We have our buying light lit. Givemetheven.com yeah, we've been selling an amazing amount of cars every week and it is fun because right now we can get away with it. We can overbid cars and get away with it. Get away with it because the market's there. That's it.

[J.D.]

Swing higher.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just. Yeah, you, you can, you can pay, you know, 10% more than you were and get it and still make a moral.

[J.D.]

Make money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Good deal. Well, in the 11 o' clock hour I'll ask you about my new car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh good. That's all.

[J.D.]

You've been waiting all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my funnest thing to do, Carl. A 104 runner limited 8088000 mile. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15 grand?

[Caller]

Is it what?

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand?

[Caller]

Is that what you're offering to pay for?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I feel like. Yeah. I mean I, that, that's what I've been giving for that rig. I bought a lot of them.

[Caller]

Well, that's fine now. Well here's, here's why I was really wanting to call your show. That's about in line when I found with other wholesalers and stuff like that. But it does have the airbag recall on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Is that a big deal to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

To me? No. Because we know how to get them fixed. Any. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I just, I just, I know. I mean I, I, we, we've got the parts.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can fix it. My uncle's. My, my uncle, my uncle's got a bitching set of tools. I can fix it. Yeah. Okay.

[Caller]

Well they were, you know, Toyota's was just giving us a rent car and saying we don't know how to fix it. Really got tired of that. We bought something else. So we're really wanting to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want me to buy it?

[Caller]

It's my wife's and let me talk to her. That sounds like a good price to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com. say John quoted me $15,000 on the air and I'll sell it now. Now don't let's not confuse that with a previous deployed airbag. That's not what you're trying to tell me, is it?

[Caller]

No, no, I'm just telling you that the airbag light is on and on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The carfax when it. Now I hear, you know, on the carfax if it's our auto check, if it's a previous deployed airbag, like I'm just giving the listeners some, some notice like we're programming our automated bidding system that we're fixing to launch out. And I mean I programmed, I think 20% discount on that announcement. That's a lot. And that's how bad a previous deploy. So if you have a wreck and you, your airbags blow and it gets repaired and everything, great. It's going to get reported off the police report in the insurance company and it's going to go in the Carfax and it, it creates a hell of a difference in the value of the car. And we've built a website to help with those, what we call diminished value. And we haven't rolled this out yet. I don't even know if you ever heard me talk about it. Never have. Rec. If you go to reccheck.com if you have in it. The more expensive the car, the more this makes sense. But like you know, $60,000 cars that have blown airbags and the insurance pays 13 grand. Yeah, but what about the diminished value? Now it's worth 20,000 less. Wow. Or you know, 15,000 less.

[J.D.]

What is the, what does the website site do?

[John Clay Wolf]

It, it values your diminished. It gives a written offer of your estimated diminished value.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It tells you how much you're screwed from the wreck you had that the insurance company didn't pay. Gotcha. And we hook you up of people who help you get your money. Okay. So.

[J.D.]

Okay, very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That has nothing to do with your Toyota. I'm just. You. You brought it. It made me think, Carl, that's all. So go to the website. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Spring, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. 06 mega cap with 144. Bruce, it's a gas. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's, it's, it's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seven grand? Seven, five hundred? Eight grand? Seven. Seven to eight is what I'm thinking.

[Caller]

Well, someone offered me nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see it then. Send me some pictures. Go to gowolf. I mean go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let Me see some pictures. If I'm missing it like that, then there's something I'm missing. And off that VIN number in the photos, I'll see it. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on the.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good D. People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Give me the vin.com. come sell us your car.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So funny.

[Bob]

Bob, Bob, that last little exchange with you and J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked Bob, I asked J.D. what he had that was funny for the next segment. And he said, O.J. simpson. And I said, yeah, that's real funny.

[J.D.]

It is funny, actually. He's gonna get out of jail. And then people are talking about having him as. As a play by play guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. That is funny.

[J.D.]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this real?

[J.D.]

He could be released from prison as early as October. And the buzz is the reality TV industry has some producers that are talking to, trying to sign him. Of course, they're saying basically the public outcry would be the offset of that. Nobody would want to sponsor the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie worked with O.J.

[DJ Pre K]

I didn't work with O.J.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you did some stuff with O.J. after the murders.

[Bob]

Oh, that's where you got your rage issues.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you. Do you think that OJ Will be a reality star?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. That's all the guy ever wanted to do. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He talked about. He just loves the limelight.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was.

[DJ Pre K]

There was meetings ahead with his friend Paulie trying to come up with TV shows for him to do. It's just ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, were you in the studio the day that they did that webcast? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And the guy called in. Do you remember this jd? No. A caller called in and said, oj, I've got a question for you. Yeah, go ahead. You know this. There's John in Rhode Island. Hey, John, I was wondering, was it harder to break a thousand yard rushing season or to slit two throats in one night?

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

What happened? Happen?

[DJ Pre K]

The screener wasn't very good, I guess.

[J.D.]

What did O.J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say?

[DJ Pre K]

He just kind of laughed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny to him. Weird.

[J.D.]

I was standing in the parking lot one time when he. He drove in in a limo. I was on a break on our show and OJ pulls up in a limo. Nobody knew he was coming. He was coming for the. For the show. Mike Turley was on. Same building, right? And he comes out of this limousine. I'm like, I was talking to a guy. OJ's walking up behind him. I go, OJ Simpson's behind you. He goes, dude, that's really not funny. I go, okay. OJ walks right by him. He goes, damn, I told you. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

We had to keep it secret because he didn't want anybody.

[J.D.]

Nobody knew he was coming, man. He just comes out of this limo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walks up behind my friend Brian White friend. Is this the Hot Rod Focus?

[Caller]

It is a hot Rod Focus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like it?

[Caller]

I love it. I bought it for my kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But he won't get his driver's license, so. Interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird? And you're not the only person that I've heard this from. How old are you?

[Caller]

I'm 48 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes no sense. These kids that are like teenagers, they don't. This kid's got a new car sitting in his driveway. We'll get his license. Why?

[Caller]

We'll get a driver's license.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D.]

Why is that?

[DJ Pre K]

Because they can uber to school or whatever.

[J.D.]

Mike. That's what my son does. Are you kidding me? Who pays for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

So are they getting. Are they cruising on the Internet instead of in the cars? Is that where they get that same vibe?

[J.D.]

Yeah, they're texting and Interneting, dude, I can't.

[Caller]

I have a niece who's also 16 who hasn't gotten her driver's license. Nobody's. None of these kids seem to want to get their driver's license anymore. I don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does this car. It's got leather navin roof. Is it 14 grand? 14. Five.

[Caller]

That's low.

[Bob]

17.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Caller]

I'm gonna take a bite, but that's a big bite.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. What color is it?

[Bob]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. It's got leather roof and Nav.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

30. 31.

[John Clay Wolf]

Focus though, man.

[Caller]

I got the chip. I have it up to about 300 horsepower I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 15 is all my money on that one.

[Caller]

Okay, well, I really appreciate the. I really appreciate you talking to me. That sounds realistic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Go to givemetheven.com. let me see if I can squeeze another 500 out of it and get you to 15. 5. I'll look at it. I'll make a couple of phone calls. You go to give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll try to get it bought. I'll do that and we can pay off your payoff and then you'll have to pay us the difference in the negative equity. Oh, diesel trucks, Cummins trucks. And weird thing, if anyone knows an old man or a neighbor or someone that has one of these first generation Dodge diesels like from 88 to 91, a four wheel drive. I really want one for me.

[J.D.]

Just for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes no sense. Sense. It's just mine. Everybody. Yeah, I like them. Okay.

[Bob]

And if Anyone has a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.

[J.D.]

You want.

[Bob]

I'd like one of those.

[J.D.]

You like one of those? I want to go back in time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a nice one. I had a junkie one the other day that came through and I was going to keep it like. Nah, I want a nice one and I'll pay for it. I mean they're expensive, they're, they're, they're valuable. They're like fox body Mustangs or something special that they're, they've got a mark the market. They're worth a lot more today than they were five, 10 years ago.

[J.D.]

And you, you would keep it for yourself, Just personal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, if it's the right one. I'd drive it every day. Isn't that weird?

[J.D.]

Well, it is weird. Consider a guy with like you use cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 Camry, leather roof nav with a 98. Adrian, it sounds like a seven, eight, eight thousand dollar car to me.

[Caller]

Okay. Because, because another dealership. So seven to eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said eight thousand. Yeah. What the, what the other dealership say?

[Caller]

Six. They told me six.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were trying to rob you. Unless it's, unless it's got a like a blown airbag announcement or it's wrecked or something.

[Caller]

No, it's clean. I gotta add a wash and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll verify that. But I'll damn sure beat what you've Got. I know. I'll give seven. We'll be right back.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John playwolf show coming up, powered by. Give me the VIN dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. Doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case Loving you. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeThe Vin.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the deafest leopard of them all. I heard def leppard on. Yeah, I'm not gonna say it because I don't want to get stations mad at me, but I heard a station that was like an oldie station playing def leppard the other day. I'm like, wow, the times have a change. Yes, they have, Josh. 03 Grand Marquis with 69,000 miles. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who passed away?

[Caller]

Oh, actually, I bought it from. I bought it from grandma and grandpa. Her husband passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

About a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 2500 buy it?

[Caller]

That's a little lower than I was expecting.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you give her, two?

[Caller]

No, I gave her more. I gave a little more than that, but I gave four for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It only had 50, 000 when I got it a year ago, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 35. 3 to 35? I think I'd give 3, 500 if I don't have to pay transport and you'll deliver it to me. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

3035 Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're. We're not far from you at all. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. I'm hitting it on there at 3 to 3500. Let's. Let me look at the pictures and I'll confirm it. All right, thanks, man. 07 grand marquee with 200. Even though it has a new motor. Lee, it's just. It just ain't me. I mean, it's a 500 car to me. Because the, for me, yeah, the, the miles are just too high for me.

[Caller]

30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, it's 200. It says 200,000 miles. But a new motor, right? Yeah.

[Caller]

Well, I put that on there because I didn't. That's what it reads. But it actually has a brand new motor and it has right now about 30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I hear you, but when I go to sell it, they're gonna see the 200 and that's all they're going to talk about.

[Caller]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go put new motors in old ass cars, folks, because when you come. When y' all come in and say, well, it's got this on the new motor. I just spent tip. You're gonna spend more on that engine than the car is worth after you're done.

[J.D.]

And you. Doesn't help you at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I can tell when I go to sell these cars wholesale, I can tell this big great story about new motors and this and that. Nobody cares. It's weird.

[Bob]

It's kind of unverified.

[J.D.]

Well, you don't get to reset the odometer, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Okay, well then that's. Yeah, the whole point of that's moot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, I had a. I had a diesel truck that had all the documentation of a recent motor check change and that's different. But these old cars and nobody cares. Nobody cares at all. It's weird. 800-800- radios calling number Romerio Romo is in the house.

[J.D.]

Oh my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if we run out of time, remember, you can get the podcast off of itunes or just go to givemetheven.com and there's the podcast buttons or the John Claywolf show page on Facebook. There he is. Romero.

[Bob]

Buenos diaz. How are you, Senor Wolf?

[J.D.]

I can never tell if he's happy or sad.

[Bob]

And J.D.

[J.D.]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Bob]

Your name is J.D.

[J.D.]

Yes, it is. J.D. yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad, everybody. He's. He's become a staple of the show everyone loves.

[J.D.]

And if he moves to Houston, will he still stay on the show with us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, absolutely.

[J.D.]

Good, good.

[Bob]

This is a short flight.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, we're also on a Houston.

[Bob]

So you have seen this video?

[J.D.]

Which video? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Tony with the Tony.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Sounds like you're in the bathroom, but I guess they're in a gym.

[Bob]

And his wife, I don't think. Okay. What any married quarterback will have any trouble. Understand, when I say his wife, she making him do this.

[J.D.]

Oh, the wife made him do that video.

[Bob]

And Antonio always he go along because as they say yeah. When mother is not happy, mother's not happy. There is no peace.

[J.D.]

Nobody's happy or quiet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

For any of us. Would many peoples do not know that Candace, his wife.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bob]

Candace's wife is suffer from the abs.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob]

The irritability bowel syndrome.

[J.D.]

Oh, irritable bowel syndrome. I did not know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

And she take the atropine.

[J.D.]

Takes the atropine.

[Bob]

Yes, It's a belladonna. A belladonna to make the hair digest neural tract take his time.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bob]

To prevent the squishy poop.

[J.D.]

Okay, I understood that one.

[Bob]

But it make a hair just a little bit loopy in like a basin.

[J.D.]

Oh, a little crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Does it?

[Bob]

And she said he should make a this video.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

So that the peoples in LA Houston, they know that he is a classy man.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bob]

And Candace, she thinks she's the Quentin Tarantino of the handicap.

[J.D.]

I got the handy camera and the.

[Bob]

Video you see is huge. Actually, the 34th take.

[J.D.]

That's the 34th take.

[Bob]

She keeps going again and again.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's talking about the video that Tony put out last a couple of days ago. Telling everybody he's more news to come. And thank you for the. Thanks for the fans. Right.

[Bob]

And she taking the.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it sounded like he was in the bathroom.

[Bob]

Make her hair loopy. And she goes time after time after time.

[J.D.]

So that was multiple takes.

[Bob]

At the end, she become a little bit mouthy about the Baba Dylan song that Tony has listened to while he recorded. And he said, oh, my wife, she love me. Because the Baba Dylan his hair idea.

[J.D.]

Although Bob Dylan was her idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

Only she listened to Bob Dylan because with her medication, he make a good sense to her. And Antonio will always be a Cat Stevens man.

[J.D.]

Oh, I didn't know. Of course, he's the Cat Stevens, David.

[Bob]

Yes. He loves the sunshine rising.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Anyway, after the camera it is turned off.

[J.D.]

All the cameras turned off.

[Bob]

This is when chisel you are not even try. Tony. If you don't do this good, you wind up in Cleveland.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

And back up the Brock of Sweiler. Oh, and finally Antonio.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he.

[Bob]

How do you say? He loses his cool.

[J.D.]

Lost his cool, Tony.

[Bob]

And he grabbed the bumbox player, the Baba Dylan CD and all, and he flipped it through the air into the backyard. I don't think. And he throw the handicam Hail Mary styles 76 yards at 99 yards per hour. And Candace, she has a little refrigerator full of Activia on the prune. Juicy cockatails.

[J.D.]

Gotcha. Because of Her IBS to help to.

[Bob]

Soothe her irritably Bowel syndrome. And Tony, he's throwing them all around the room. And Candace Cheese running around trying to catch them. And Nana, the little heartbreaking. You say little weenie dog. The weenie dog, he's barking and barking. And Antonio, pick him up and throw the dog. The dog 55 yards in a high tide spiral into the family swimming pool. In the pool where little reefers is swimming with his floaties. He catches the dog with one hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bob]

Behind him.

[J.D.]

Runs in the family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah, the old Al Beckham has nothing on little reefers.

[J.D.]

Romo.

[Bob]

So we think no matter what happened with Tony, who would really rather play the game of golf, I think we may have a little wide receiver in the family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

So keep a lookout about maybe 11, 12 years.

[J.D.]

Cut the dog.

[Bob]

He'll be a star.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bob]

Then no matter where he play, we move back at the Dallas, send him to Carter high school. School. Make a wide receiver. And there's a $14 million a game, right?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

You're good.

[J.D.]

His family's gonna be okay.

[Bob]

You have to have a plan. Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Romero. Thank you for joining us today and updating us on the latest Chris. A 12 King Ranch diesel with 100,000 miles on it. 4 inch lift. How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller]

Oh, they're probably 50. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just 30 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Nope. 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. You're crazy, dude. You're off your damn rocker. This is a twelve with a hundred. I mean, come on, Diesel. Guys, I'm with you. I know they're worth a lot. I'm on your side, but.38.

[Caller]

Yeah. The dealership offered me 36.

[J.D.]

Now what you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sell to those dealers every single day. I could get on the phone right now with the best damn Powerstroke buyers I know, and they'd all tell me 32 grand and I'd give 31 and a half. They may. Unless this thing's just absolutely gorgeous. It may do 34, but I'd have to see it to know the look makes a difference. But no way. Some dealership, they can show you what they want on trade. But. But if you take it out and sell it to us for cash and then go negotiate your new car deal again. Start over. Look at how much cheaper the new one got when you pull your trade. That's why people like selling to us at. Give me the vin.com. okay, that sounded like a plug. I guess because it was.

[J.D.]

It was. It was proud one too You're a proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I get excited.

[J.D.]

I know you do. And it's a fun week. Winner of the week. Big, big winner this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

High.

[John Clay Wolf]

High end car conversion van in a hauler.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D.]

Made you a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did good. It did well. It opened high and it sold high and that. And that's what we do. All these little deals. 100, 300, lose 300, lose a thousand. Then every once in a while you'll have one just jump out there and just jump the fence and run off. And it was a conversion. Man. Thank God for that, man. It helped our average this week. And loser of the week would be. What was the loser of the week? Turley. What loss $3,000 something. Dude. They always do. I try to forget them. Yeah. Remember, I try to block it out. We've got two white Ford diesels that we've been trying to sell. I. If I could just lose 4,000 on.

[Bob]

Them, I'd be happy each just to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it over with. Oh my God, there's misery. They come to the auction block and I just cannot get these trucks sold. People run. They run from them. Why? Because they're Ford 6L high mileage piece of junk that nobody wants and they're XLs and they're trash and they be burned.

[Bob]

What are they doing here?

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought them because we're stupid. We don't know the difference sometimes.

[Bob]

Okay, well, I mean I wouldn't be one to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put a picture of it in. In the buyer's room like this is the truck. You don't want this.

[Bob]

Is it grand? I wouldn't make. I wouldn't make you feel bad about it, man. Okay, I'll buy it from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hour number four. Hour number four coming up. Dallas, Oklahoma City. The buzz listeners in Houston, we're going to lose you. You can grab us on itunes. Go to the John. John Claywolf.com is the radio page. It has all of our stations listed. You can stream us off iHeart in Houston. 97.5 ESPN. We're gonna be on there for another hour and then all the rest of the cities that I did not mention. We are. You've got us for the next. Oh, we're. We're losing Pennsylvania too. Anyway, coming back for hour number four. Guys, we're losing. I'll see you soon. Go to. Give me the vin.com till next Saturday. Take it easy. Slow down, slow down, slow down. Go down.

[DJ Pre K]

Come on baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a. Slow out me. Come on, baby, take a slow ride. Feels so good. I Like it? Yeah, I feel good, I feel alright. You know the rhythm is right. You know the rhythm is right. We gotta rock our night. We gotta rock all night. Yeah, the rhythm is right.

[Caller]

We gotta, gotta lock our.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta knock on.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you better do some thinking. Then you'll find you got the only.

[Bob]

Daddy that walked the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where is Waylon? What year did he die? I know he died.

[Bob]

95 or 6, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Shooter any good? His son. I've never listened to music.

[Bob]

He's got a lot of personality, man. Yeah, he's a little more ragged, but that's the way these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Hey, I think we've got a heat case on line three. Heater. Heater alert. Heater alert. Jeff, are you there? Yeah. Are you a heat case?

[Caller]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what a heat case is? Have you ever heard that term?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angry person?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angry. Anger.

[J.D.]

You an angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he said? He said, hey, this guy on line three went to give me the vin. He didn't like his bid and he's called to chew your ass about it. That was the communication that I got. But the good thing is I had the balls to take you to the air in front of everybody.

[Caller]

No, I was just making sure we're on the same page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you have. What I have here is a 14 dually 4 wheel drive laramie longhorn with 84.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you went to give me the VIN and they shot you an offer. Is that correct? Correct of what? Let me guess. Okay, if you're mad about it. Not mad, but concerned. Disgruntled. Now, is it lifted? Is it anything aftermarket? It. Besides the Longhorn package, which is a good one.

[Caller]

Custom front bumper and it's been leveled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, they hit you at 31 and a half?

[Caller]

No, 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, because I. Because I was going to hit you. I think 34 is the right money. So I figured they got in a hurry and hit you really low on accident. Because on Saturdays we get so busy sometimes they misfire.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the 84. See, let me look at the MMRS here. If it had 60 on it, just be a different truck because it would still fall into this different financing world. Makes a big difference in 30. What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

42. So what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I'm looking at. Okay, so here's a 69,000 miles for 45. Here's the. We go off a market, we go off of actual cash transactions that have recently happened. That's what we look at. Because all the stories aside and all the opinions, that's really what matters is what I've learned over the years. Miles in the 60s are bringing 37. Yours has 80s, I think it brings 36. So I would be a 35 buyer. 35. 5, I may go to 36. But anyway, I mean we're not in any danger getting a deal done. It doesn't sound like. But that, that's where we're coming from. So if you have a 8,000 mile one, I would have hit it eight, like single digits. I would have hit the truck at 50 grand or 48 to 50 grand with, you know, like 25,000 miles. I'd hit the car at like 43. Then you get into the, the miles that we're talking. I'm mid-30s, 30s, mid. That's just, that's what we ain't buying for. I mean I can stand in auction lanes and buy them for that. And we do so well. I'm not saying you can't get it what it is. Yeah, I mean, you're just a better salesman than me.

[Caller]

No, I'll park it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks. Park it. No, he's not angry. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kyle, 1300 extended cab of 57, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

AB?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, listen to us on the Bear, number one rated radio station in Abilene. And by the way, guys, our ratings on the Bear, the last book went through the roof. Really? In Abilene? Yes, sir. Awesome.

[J.D.]

We love them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this your first time? Listen, anyway, good, I'm glad to keep you entertained. So we got a Toyota, pickup them up. It's a tundra. It's a two wheel drive with a small back door. Is that right?

[Caller]

Another large one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a crewmax and it's a, it's a cloth rig. Is it a SR5? Yes.

[Caller]

Don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does it have the pretty plain. Does it have the 5.7 liter?

[Caller]

It's the small one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it not knock it on your truck? I just have to ask, does it have the small, cheap looking steel wheels with the big, pretty alloy wheels?

[Caller]

The cheap looking steel ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Typical west Texas.

[Caller]

It's a pretty plain model. Got a tote package, back up mirror, but no, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth 21,000.

[Caller]

That's not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, send us some pictures, verify that. Are you going to replace it or are you just trying to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm trying to decide what to do. My wife's also got a 12 or 13 Toyota. Again, we're just going to keep one and get a nicer one for the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, run them both. Run them to. Run them to our website and we'll get you a handle. Thank you for listening and thanks for calling.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to play a new game we just came up with here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, so this is called what city did this vehicle. Vehicle come from? This is from the givemetheven.com website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other buyers send it over to you.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, so it's a 2005 Pontiac Aztec, New Mexico. 95, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Albuquerque.

[DJ Pre K]

No, the right side of the car was hit by debris and a tornado.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[DJ Pre K]

Three right side windows and a sunroof blown out.

[J.D.]

Get out of here.

[DJ Pre K]

Front right quarter panel damage and a blinker assembly missing. So what city is that from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds kind of messy. Tornado messy?

[J.D.]

They could be anywhere in the car, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. It is all beat to hell. It's an orange, orange Aztec with duct.

[DJ Pre K]

Tape around the blinkers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to know the mileage to.

[DJ Pre K]

Get a hard 95,000 miles.

[J.D.]

I want to go within 50 miles of Oklahoma City.

[Bob]

Norman, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say. Okay, I'm going to go. So we're not playing what state, we're playing what city.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we're all over. Give me the VIN's all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we all know that it's Oklahoma, right?

[Bob]

Could be from Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me this is it. Oklahoma. No, really, that was wrong. Okay, I'm gonna go Amarillo. Ish. Ish.

[DJ Pre K]

Anybody else? Final guess?

[J.D.]

Baton Rouge. Just to be different. Louisiana.

[Bob]

Chillicothe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donaldsonville, Louisiana. Really?

[J.D.]

I guess I went.

[DJ Pre K]

No idea where that's at. Man, that's a winner right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was the last time they had a tornado in South Louisiana?

[J.D.]

Yeah, that could be left over from hurricane Katrina.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, tornado was actually code word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, Sam. A12 Diesel Lariat, four door, four wheel drive, leather. Does it have sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

No, sir, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a soft layer. It is what we call that now. What color is it?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that part of it. Is it 37,000, 36,000. Yeah, yeah, it's right there. I mean, I gotta get. Can you. Can you shoot me pictures of the vent in The. In. In the truck so I can give you a lock. Lock figure.

[Caller]

Yeah, I can. I can send you as many pictures as you want of it, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Caller]

I can send you pictures. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Say John's thinking mid to upper 30s in that you'll email me an offer letter. We'll get on it.

[Caller]

That'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eddie's waiting a while. I need to get him. Eddie, are you there?

[DJ Pre K]

Eddie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie? Yes, Eddie. Yeah. 08 Mercedes SLK. It says SLT. That's a Dodge.

[Caller]

No, it's a SLK Mercedes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from besides Houston?

[Caller]

From Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana.

[DJ Pre K]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, eight Mercedes. Has it been flooded?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. All right. Did. Did you claim the flood damage on the insurance?

[Caller]

No, I bought it from an auction. The engine was bad. I replaced it with another engine that got 69,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you a car dealer?

[Caller]

No, I am not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What auction did you buy it at?

[Caller]

Colport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you bought it from the insurance companies. Are you a salvage dealer?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car came from insurance auction. It's a flood car. And you replaced the.

[Caller]

Yeah, just no water got in the car. They actually sucked the water through the exhaust and it blew the engine. So I bought another wrecked car and I took the engine out of it and put it in it. We got 69,000 miles. Beautiful car, fast. It's convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does the title say?

[Caller]

What's the title say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it says salvage? What? It says, all right, it's got 69,000 miles. So recon title, half price. It's gonna be about five grand. Well, when I buy salvage cars, I buy them for half their normal value. That's just where I bid them. And if I can't get them there, if I can't get them there, I could give a rats because I don't like handling them because they. They're not good for our brand. They're they that everybody's spooky and it's just not a good deal. So just take whatever. Whatever the money is and cut it in half. And that's what I typically offer on salvage cars. Salvage title cars.

[Caller]

What's the book value on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

11 3.

[Caller]

11 3?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

I thought it was 14 matters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which part of the book you're looking at? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I'm looking at the junk ass salvage flood Car part of the book. What were you saying?

[J.D.]

Really good question. Now that we're on that topic, you know, I just had a car wreck and the car was totaled. What happens to that car now?

[John Clay Wolf]

It goes to where he bought that Mercedes. It does. Really? That's where it goes. Eddie from Louisiana is going to buy it and fix it.

[J.D.]

So it'll, it'll go to an auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Really? Yes. Okay. But most the people like yours was hit so hard and it's not that crazy desirable, so it's not going to get repaired. It's going to get parted out.

[J.D.]

Parted out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So, so what's the name? Lkq. LKQ is a in Write this down, guys. This is a good tip. It's a dealer site, but also available to the public. It's an online junkyard and it's the largest one in the country. And that's who buys a ton of these cars. And then they get them back to their deal and they take all the parts apart and they catal, catagol. Categorize them, catalog them and organize them and they offer the parts on their website.

[J.D.]

That's you. Lkq.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lkq.com.

[J.D.]

So if I needed a back hatch for my car, they might have it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we, the body shops call us with a bid, oh, it needs a door. I'm like, did you go to lkq? Well, no, because they want to price us real high.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll grab a, a part from them or air conditioning compressor setup. Because the parts on Eddie's car are worth more than the car.

[J.D.]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I, if you take a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And go to the dealership's parts department, end it up. So a $50,000 MSRP car.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And build that car from the parts department, it'll cost 300 grand. Wow.

[J.D.]

Yeah, no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, maybe a little high there, but I don't think I'm that far.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, and with JD's car, with it being a Ford, Ford parts are sky high.

[J.D.]

Are they really?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

The only thing bad. Well, the front end's obviously gone, but all the doors are, There's a lot of value. The seats, all the wheels, everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you take for it?

[J.D.]

What would I take?

[John Clay Wolf]

We can use it for parts.

[J.D.]

Insurance companies already bought it from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they give you a salvage option?

[J.D.]

No, they just gave me a check. How much they paid me. Do I really want to get these numbers down?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell, it doesn't matter. It's just Cars just metal.

[J.D.]

Okay. They gave me. They gave me $15,000 and it was. The payoff was nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you. And what did. What did you pay me for it?

[J.D.]

What did I pay 17 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was like 16 two.

[J.D.]

Was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Was it?

[DJ Pre K]

You made out J.D. that's a nice job there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

Wonder if you got a wreck on purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I know I bought it, right? I bought that thing at Gulf Coast Auto Auction down in Beaumont.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

From. I love that old car from, from the Acura store in Beaumont, I believe. And I sold it to you for 300 over cost.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was 16 2. Okay.

[J.D.]

How can you remember that? That was two years ago or more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm weird like that. That's my gift. Dude.

[J.D.]

That's bizarre. All the cars you see. That's weird that you would remember that number.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember numbers on cars from 20 years ago. It makes no sense. Makes no sense.

[J.D.]

So anyway, that's. That's it. So I'm looking for a new car. Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you want?

[J.D.]

I was thinking about a. I don't know. Nothing I could afford probably. What's a. What's a mid sized suv? Lincoln?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[J.D.]

What's it. What's not the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[J.D.]

Not the Nissan Infinity, but the. I like the Edge. I like the Ford Edge. What is the. Not the Infiniti, but the other one. Lexus. Lexus suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the RX is great. They hold their value as good, if not better than anything in the mid teens. You can afford anything. It matters what you want. I mean we just bought in a. I bid one for the Ferrari store yesterday at $12,000.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. At 70,000 miles on an 11 still. Yeah. I mean you want a $50,000 car. It's is not me. You're going to get a used one. So what can you afford? You've got. You've got 5,000 equity, you've got no debt.

[J.D.]

Deserve that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know you can afford it. What do you want to. You drive too many miles.

[J.D.]

That's my problems. I drive so many miles, I don't want to get. You know, I don't know. You do this all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What depreciates the least and makes it the furthest is really the. It looks good and feels good, right? I like Toyota Highlander. The no Highlander is so damn nice.

[J.D.]

You don't happen to have any of those?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but they're about 35,000.

[J.D.]

I don't want to go that high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but our lease one. No, you you drive.

[Bob]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drive too much. For lease. Those Highlanders are the one I'm talking about. They're high.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I know they're real.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Lexus RX would be good for you. You would enjoy that car. And it doesn't look. I mean, even if you see the old ones today, it doesn't look that aged.

[J.D.]

Okay, for that. Or I'll look for that. I'll go and what do you think if you. Obviously you don't have one, so maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car I. I may get.

[Bob]

Now.

[J.D.]

You know, I love to piss him off.

[Bob]

It's Niagara Falls.

[J.D.]

So much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just lost JD Slowly, I turn.

[Bob]

Step by step in.

[J.D.]

See, that's the way I get him to come back and go, I'll find you one. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's threatening you.

[Bob]

He said the C word.

[J.D.]

That's like saying, go date your sister. It's okay if you don't like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carb. I'm just kidding. You know, there was a guy. Did you say there was a guy that called in yesterday?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I forgot. This guy called in and he was all mad and up in arms about John's advertisement.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like.

[DJ Pre K]

He's just. He's cocky.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[DJ Pre K]

How does he know he's the best in the world? He's not the best.

[J.D.]

An old guy.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

An older man. Full of it.

[DJ Pre K]

And our buyer, Craig, he's from Indiana or Nebraska, is like, oh, no, no, he did. I don't know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what I'm talking about. I'll tell you right now, I wish I had got him on the damn phone. If I can't beat him, I'll give you a hundred dollars. So am I saying that I'll always beat him?

[J.D.]

No, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we write checks for a hundred dollars?

[J.D.]

Yes, but not every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've gotten so big. We're getting so many now. I mean, yeah, yeah, it happens. Happens daily. All right, but that's part of. Part of what I'm saying. Hey, I'm claiming to be the best, and if I'm not on this one, then I owe you a hundred dollars for the opportunity.

[J.D.]

You gotta admit, when people first hear what you do, like I told my insurance agent what you do, and he went, that's impossible. I go, dude, I watch it every week he does it. But he's. And he's in the kind of car business, and he didn't understand how you could buy a car. Car sight and size but isn't this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The same Jack that told you to go buy a Tesla?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is the heaviest depreciating car in the universe.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the worst investment known to man. It. It's about as good as. What's his name's Rockets. The. The fellow that owns Tesla. Oh, you know, the computer guy. He's the billionaire from Napster or whatever. Oh, come on. Elon Musk. Elon Musk. Every time he sends a rocket up to space, it blows up. Tesla's the same thing. Blow up.com is what his corporate website should be called. The guy made a gazillion dollars in PayPal.

[J.D.]

I'll try to find Alexis then. But SUV, what's it called?

[Bob]

What's it called?

[J.D.]

Lexus. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

RX? RX3 Highlanders. Cheaper.

[J.D.]

Or Highlander.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Highlander. Which is the same chassis. It's. It's. Alexis is a Toyota. Infiniti is a Nissan. Got you. Not kinda. It is. It is. Okay, Cadillac is a General Motors. Chevrolet is a General Motors.

[J.D.]

You recognize, recommend the Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't recommend a Kia. And if you get a Kia, then check the oil because most of the Kia drivers are so broke they can't afford to change the oil. So the motors gum up and then they wind up getting tossed in the trash. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The invitations there I'm coming loan and I'm driving home I'm healthy I do.

[Bob]

Declare it's a free for all you know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back honky cat better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my. @givemetheven.com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm upping the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com send us your Carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your ass. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States South US your car.

[Bob]

We'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss you.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free.

[John Clay Wolf]

1-800-800-Radio.

[Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quid pro. Clarice. Do you know who this is? Why are you laughing?

[Bob]

I'm not sure, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I do.

[Bob]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know who this is? 311.

[Bob]

I seem to recall an incident in 1984. I had a patient named Bob. Bob Willard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's appropriate. 311 day. It is 311 day. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a big day for the 311 fans. He used to play in New Orleans all the time.

[Bob]

I had him for dinner and he's never been seen again. Claris.

[John Clay Wolf]

This song was about a stripper girlfriend he had that left him. What? Amber was her.

[Bob]

Was her name Amber?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I heard.

[Bob]

Or is it about the. The compound that traps prehistoric insects?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

You never seen that?

[J.D.]

No.

[Bob]

Scorpion preserved in amber.

[J.D.]

Oh, I've seen that. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Amber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin. Good morning. You're on the air. Justin, you there?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. You've got a 13 cloth. So it's a SLT, dually, four wheel drive. Cummins?

[Caller]

No, sir. I have a 2013. 3500 mega cab, single wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Is it. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so it's SLT or sxt.

[Caller]

Slt, actually a Lone Star edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I understand now. So it. But it's a one ton, right?

[Caller]

One ton mega cab, snow wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

30,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mega cat, big horn, Mega cap, Big horn. Oh, come on. My damn. Screw this new system. Turley. Computer. Yeah, I'm looking it. I'm looking it up on a computer. And. And it's throwing me off. Son of a. All right, so crew cast.

[J.D.]

Reset that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I think. I think it's a 30. Have you been to our website yet?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've actually submitted a few pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have we already bid it? No, I think they're going to hit it at this is loose. 32 grand. 33 grand. 32 to 33 grand?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Caller]

My CarMax offers 38,196 mowers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, very simply put, if I don't beat it, you know.

[Bob]

We'Ll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather not kiss your ass, to be completely honest with you. But I will give you a hundred dollars. I will give you 100 bucks if I can't beat it. So here's what you do. Take a picture of it. Send the Carmax offer over. And if I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[Caller]

Easy enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who do I send? The same guy you're talking to whoever you sent pictures to on the. In my buyer's room. So just take your phone and give me a legible picture of that offer letter. Because what's great about that letter is they inspected it, right? They. They licked the paint off this thing and they wrote down a bunch of notes, and I can read those notes, and then it's like I'm there and I know exactly what I'm looking at.

[Caller]

So far, the only thing I've done is contact the phone number on your website, and I've submitted pictures on your website.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you did not put the VIN number in the box and load the car?

[Caller]

I absolutely do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then it's there. Well, how long? Pull it up right here. Last. Let me. Let me see. I won't say your name on the radio, but I'm logged in right now. Let me see if I can get it. 806 area code. Is that right?

[Caller]

817 area code.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one I've got here is an 806. Me see if. Yeah, let's do this off air. It's going to take too long to be live. I will. I've got your stuff here. And when did you put it in the website?

[Caller]

About four minutes ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you put it in as Justin Parker?

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be there. Okay. We'll get it. I want to buy it.

[J.D.]

Let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Oh, three Cummins 4x4. 170,000 miles, Mike. Average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

It's fairly clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's been used, but it's not beat up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Oh, three.

[Bob]

That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got it, you know, right around 7,000 is what. What's hitting me. Okay.

[Caller]

That's all I want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to the website, load up. You found. You found a submission. Turley.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. He spelled Justin J, U, S, T.

[John Clay Wolf]

O, N. There you go. So did we bid it yet?

[DJ Pre K]

It looks like it just got there, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm missing something. If they hit it at 38. And that's why it's so important to go to the website and load them up, because then I can decode the VIN and I catch options that I'd miss on the radio, sight unseen. Because if there's that big of a discrepancy there's somebody missing something. And the. The answer is me because I'm not looking at it. Sure. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. The phone calls are great, we love them. But the website is key. That's why we built it. Sure enough. Sure enough.

[J.D.]

So you went to dinner last night with both of my sons. You know, one lives in Minnesota, the other one lives here in Texas and we don't get together that often. We had a great evening. No, nobody went.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did.

[J.D.]

We touched on politics. One son is very liberal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah. My youngest son.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me guess, the one in Minnesota. Yes, I bet your other one.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's that like? Because. Because you're. John is a right wing gun toting.

[J.D.]

He's sort of. Yeah, he's more so right than I am. I'm kind of in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's almost crazed a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. And is the other one crazed the other way? Is he like wanting to chop his fingers off because Trump's the president?

[J.D.]

He's an atheist left winger. Yeah, kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

He any.

[J.D.]

He tones it down around me and his brother just because we don't want to go down. We all get along, but we all know certain topics not to touch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing's better than family politics. When they disagree.

[Bob]

Oh, man.

[J.D.]

We're all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what. What happens?

[J.D.]

I mean, everybody just is careful when we get to that line. We kind of go, okay, well, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's almost like he's a gay son that you don't talk about. No.

[J.D.]

Yeah, well, kind of, but. Except he's not gay. No, I know, but. But yeah, it's. That's. You just don't go down that road. We know how he believes with talk about his boyfriend. I respect. I've told my kids, I want to teach you how to think, not what.

[John Clay Wolf]

To think, but in this case, let's go ahead and teach him how to think. Let's get him on the phone.

[J.D.]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how can y' all even. I mean, that's just such a different.

[J.D.]

It is. I don't know how I raised a left wing liberal.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have got it from his mother.

[J.D.]

He got it from some. He grew up in Florida. I don't know. He's around. You know that. He even went on that women's march, that thing up in Minnesota. He hung out with his girlfriend went on that women's march thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had girlfriend keyword.

[J.D.]

I'm like, yeah, exactly. That's what I said. I would say you went because she told you to Go. No, because I believe you don't even know why you're marching. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, how do you and your old man get along with politic talk around the table?

[Bob]

Oh, we're real cool about it. But he and I both realize that it's a great spectator sport most of the time now. He's watched nothing but fox news since 1989. Since before they had Fox News.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is he's just so off the reservation, it's hard to communicate.

[Bob]

He's pretty staunch conservative. Yeah. But I mean, he's born in the 40s, so I mean, that's just a generational thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad was born in the 40s, and he's no bummer lover.

[Bob]

My long hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Yeah. And. And I hadn't talked to him in two years.

[Bob]

I was gonna say he bugs me to death about my long hair here, which I'm growing to give away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bob]

Probably later this month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Bob]

Yeah. Trying to do something nice.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Very cool. I need to have 10 inches in a ponytail is what they said.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's been saying that for years. Go ahead.

[Bob]

Nobody's just livid about it, you know, like it changes the person that I am or something to, you know, I mean, I got a nephew that walks in all tattooed up one side and down the other. That's okay. Oh, that's all right.

[J.D.]

Here we go.

[Bob]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, but you and your long hair. Yeah, well, the reason it's okay is. Cause he can't control the nephew. But in. You're his son, so he feels like he's got more control over you.

[Bob]

I took a. I got my ear pierced one time. That lasted about a day and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he yank it out physically?

[Bob]

No, he just threw a fit. Threw a fit. I can't believe that. It's my boy, right? You know, I was 18, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take it out when you were in the house and put it back in when you left?

[Bob]

I did for a couple of days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got.

[Bob]

I. It's a miracle it didn't get infected, but he was so put out by it, I just took it out. I said, you know, it's out of respect, you know, And I. And I still live there at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time, so I didn't even. I haven't talked to my dad through the whole Trump thing, so I haven't even got to hear all of his whining about.

[J.D.]

It's not because of politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have other stuff going on that. Probably the only thing I miss is being able to laugh at his views.

[Bob]

He May be okay with the Trump thing though. A lot of hillbillies are a okay. It's like Christmas every day around here. Hillbillies since November. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that.

[Bob]

I don't mean that in a detrimental way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not.

[Bob]

Dad's a bit of a hillbilly. I'm a bit of a hillbilly. You get right down to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Right now he loves Obama and he loves Democrats and he hates Rush Limbaugh and he hates everything Republican. He hates everything that we grew up with.

[J.D.]

I'm confused by that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very simple. He lost all of his money, okay. Instead of coming back, he decided to blame the world and those evil bankers and those predatory lenders and all this stuff that he signed up for and he took on that took him out. It's everybody else's fault but his. So he's turned into a hand me out crybaby that believes the world owes him something. He probably was marching with women up in dc.

[Bob]

Well now the deregulation and banking that began with Reagan really is what caused that big bust we had in 2008. That was a culminated 20 year scam. You know Steely Dan song, the royal scam. It should have been written about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio.

[Bob]

I lost Brian.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just go to the website, load up this crew. Max, are you there? Brian? Brian, can you go to the website, load up this crew. Max, I've got to be out in six seconds. 800-800-radio is the call in number. Just go to givemetheven.com. be right back.

[Bob]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolves show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and we're the best in the business.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D.]

So are you or are you not going to help me with a car? Because you always confuse me. You yell at me, you say. And then I come to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll do it. I always do it. I know you always help me, but you always bitch about it. The car you buy and sell. Don't I do it for you?

[J.D.]

I bitch about it every time. So I don't know if you're serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

But every time I bitch about it.

[J.D.]

I know. So I don't know if you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who got your girlfriend a car?

[J.D.]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, who got you a car that you just made?

[J.D.]

Like, well, it was the Rover before that you did, but. But every time you do, you scream.

[John Clay Wolf]

About it because I don't like doing it. But I gotta do it for people like you.

[J.D.]

I'll go to a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta do it for people like you. People that are that, that are close.

[J.D.]

Just don't advertise people you feel sorry.

[DJ Pre K]

You know how. Why do you not like doing it? Explain to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz it's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because no one ever does what they say they're gonna do. I know that you have. You give me. If I said, jd, here's your car, you'll buy it?

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because you've had good experiences so far, right?

[J.D.]

Every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's a lot of people that, hey, do this and that and that and this. And I get it and they don't buy it.

[J.D.]

They don't buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I got to go do what I was going to do anyway. But I might have given a little too much just to get a buddy a car. And then I got to go jack with losing 500 on it.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just don't want to do it. Okay. All right. But for you. What do you want?

[J.D.]

Tell me what size I'm in. Size suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Am I. See this?

[J.D.]

Well, there's. That opens the door to anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. I want a 2011 Lexus RX330.

[J.D.]

That's what I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

11 Exis.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want a Lexus RX330. That's worth the money. Under 15 grand or under 20. Perfect. How high do you want to go?

[J.D.]

I'd like to go 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

15.

[J.D.]

I. I've. I'm pre qualified for up to 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So we're going to 2800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And it's not that I'll make any more money on 20, it's that I can buy you a better car and I won't have to hear you because I don't want to hear you.

[J.D.]

I know the better car I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy you, the less you.

[J.D.]

Here's the funny thing. The minute I had a car wreck and I and John found out about it, his first thought, and I guarantee you, wasn't, I wonder if JD's okay. His first thought was, damn it, I'm about to get him another car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like keeping a up Cadillac in an apartment.

[J.D.]

Not my health. You weren't worried about my life, you're worried about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you were hurt, you would have been taking pictures and posting on Facebook.

[J.D.]

That is true. I was fine. It was the weirdest thing, man. I jumped right out of the car like it was another day and beautiful day. I just popped out standing right next to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid to upper teens on Alexis RX330. We're going to get all we can buy.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we will do.

[DJ Pre K]

I'll be looking for that too. Thanks, jd.

[Bob]

Jd for Valentine's, John, the guy that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanted the truck, remember the. The listener that was going to make a guitar?

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Found in the truck. He never showed.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, never showed.

[J.D.]

That sucks. I wouldn't do that to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I should. He wrote me the like most heartwarming email. I listen every day. We have common friends and you guys and I know I'll just trust you to do it. So I got it cheap, cheap, cheap. And I'm going to make you. He. He makes guitars for rock stars like Alex Whedon, this Miranda's guitarist. Yeah, those red guitars, he makes them.

[J.D.]

That would have been cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And he said, I'm gonna make you a guitar. A custom one with the show logo and all that. Hang on the wall. Do you want to where it's playable or not? I'm like, yes. He said, okay, I charge $4,000 for him, but we'll do a trade. I'm like, okay, that's fine. I mean I don't want it for $4,000, but I. I've drug him in a car that he would have been priced for $3,000 more anywhere in the world, anywhere. And he's like, oh well. I'm like, I'll just forget it.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want a guitar to start with. No, I, I did, but I mean, I. So what this is going to turn into is, hey, watch him bring me the guitar and then send me a bill for four grand. I'll throw it through the window just like a rock star.

[J.D.]

Smash it against the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice guy, but I mean, you Know, don't wear me out about something and I find it and not do it. Oh, I'll show you.

[DJ Pre K]

Shut up.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other. That always puts me in a good mood.

[J.D.]

This one. Okay, you get to guess. This is a black person, a white person, a Latino or other did this one. It's a bizarre moment caught on video. A young, semi, mostly naked couple riding on a motorcycle having sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, that's difficult.

[J.D.]

Yes, it actually was. The girl had her own.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must have a hell of a.

[Bob]

She was only.

[J.D.]

She was only wearing a skirt. She turned around. Picture this. She's turned around with her back on the gas tank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

With her arms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they driving?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Vehicle's moving, and the car next to them sees this, so they take a camera picture of it.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is all wonderful stuff.

[J.D.]

A video has provoked a lively debate on the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it safe to have sex on a moving motorcycle?

[J.D.]

Well, the big thing is neither one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of them with or without helmets.

[J.D.]

No helmets. No helmets. I've seen the video. It's. It's at night, needless to say, but it's in a lit driveway, lit parkway walkway, and you can see clearly what's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do you have anybody's names or do we just have to guess? Because this sounds very.

[DJ Pre K]

What kind of bike?

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds very Latino to me.

[J.D.]

I do not have names.

[DJ Pre K]

What about the bike?

[J.D.]

Because the police are still investigating. They never found the couple. They're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does have the brand of the bike.

[J.D.]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What area?

[J.D.]

Well, see, that's. If I tell you, that's gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're just gonna go naked on this one? No pun.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I can. I. I think I remember this story. I think I can tell you the bike if you want to go. It's one of those what they call crotch rockets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So it's that kind of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

No joke. It's a crotch rocket.

[Caller]

It's not a Harley.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a skirt rocket.

[J.D.]

Certainly was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bob]

And the video.

[J.D.]

It's a real video. I've seen it. So are they.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go Latino baba.

[Bob]

I don't know. There's a rice burner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that means nothing.

[Bob]

I say other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other. Okay. Yeah.

[Bob]

I mean, you're not just riding it, you're doing it on it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D.]

They were doing it.

[Bob]

Yeah, that's. That's man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other.

[DJ Pre K]

On a bike. I mean, don't you have to have some junk around there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. You know what I think? I think it's white, but I'm I'm tired of everything being white. The answer to everything's white. You're such a racist.

[J.D.]

I'm a white racist. Wait, actually they're Asian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, there you go.

[Bob]

That's how you do get girl on bike. Have sexy tongue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a long time.

[J.D.]

It's a bizarre video.

[Bob]

No, but you gotta have certain limber girl.

[J.D.]

This one out of Ohio. Facebook post. The police got a call about from a man. He was. He's basically said he had swallowed a spider.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sounds like my kid.

[J.D.]

The spider had had babies. The spider was pregnant. Had babies and the babies were crawling out of his mouth. And he called the cops to have to come save him. He could feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So he was tripping on LSD or the greatest weed in the world.

[J.D.]

Shooting an LS D. John wins. Ding, ding. Was he white, was he black, Was he Hispanic or otherwise?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, LSD is a white guy's drug.

[Bob]

Fear spider when he lived in Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty.

[J.D.]

Sounds pretty cracker, ladies and gentlemen. He was wise Caucasian.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, that's a hell of a trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, could you imagine?

[Bob]

Never took acid with white guy.

[J.D.]

The rest of them are pretty serious. I'm not sure we want to get in the rest of these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do a serious one.

[J.D.]

I do want the serious doctor out of California. Dow highly addictive painkillers in exchange for sex. If I give you his name, you'll give it away. But it was in California. Southern California.

[Bob]

Give me his name.

[J.D.]

Pain pills for sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basically, I'm gonna go black because it's like a clap. Doctor from Fort Worth. I can see this guy in LA.

[J.D.]

He gave 870 oxycodone pills and 300 hydrocodone. Hydrocodone pills to a female patient.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get Rush to ask Rush what he thinks.

[Bob]

And I'll tell you. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. Good morning.

[Bob]

Good morning. You seem to have stumbled into my. Into my area of expertise.

[J.D.]

Oxycodone. Yes.

[Bob]

Look, what a lot of people don't realize about the. The oxycodone. Yes. Not only are they fun and you can also lose quite a bit of weight. No, because you can't. You can't eat much on them.

[J.D.]

No, you don't.

[Bob]

A steady diet and just a half of the day you should have. Everyone should. You should never skip dinner. But early in the day. Oxycodone and 7up. No, it'll keep you going.

[J.D.]

Keep you from going perky.

[Bob]

Yeah, you gotta back it up. You gotta have something like a nice brandy, nice Hennessy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the story is a doctor in California, Southern California doctor, he was handing out oxycodones in exchange for love.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

If I could have found that guy in 2005.

[J.D.]

He was looking for women.

[Bob]

Rush, you don't think I've got women?

[J.D.]

No. I bet you do.

[Bob]

Look at this. Kellyanne Conway.

[J.D.]

Was he white?

[Bob]

She sits on the couch with her knees out. You know how many people around the world in Bangladesh, they don't read English, but they see this on the USA Today website. They think she's a. She's got her legs off the knee.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, like Lieutenant Dan.

[Bob]

Like Lieutenant Dan in the Forrest Gump movie. You've seen that?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

He's got a box of chocolates and he talks about these chocolates during the whole damn movie. It's hard to sit through. They should have given Forrest Gump a couple of oxycodones.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Rush was the clap doctor from LA that was trading out dope for love. White, black, Latino or other.

[Bob]

It's a strange mix of education and culture. I would say he would almost have to be an African American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, John, I went with black earlier.

[J.D.]

Okay. His name is Nagaraja.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is other.

[Bob]

That's not good.

[J.D.]

He is other for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is he?

[J.D.]

He is from El Castron.

[Bob]

Definitely not a Presbyterian.

[J.D.]

No, I'm just gonna say he's El. What it looks like he's Middle Eastern. I'm gonna say with that name.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he's Muslim?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Indian probably.

[J.D.]

Probably Indian, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see those guys, you don't think of them as sexual predators.

[DJ Pre K]

No, they like.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who doesn't?

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, they just cover the women up, but, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the calling number. Give me the vin.com is where you go to get your car bid.

[Bob]

Holy God, it's 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D.]

Holy God.

[Bob]

I'm do a peret.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should. Is it really. The party's over.

[J.D.]

12 o'. Clock. 11:58.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ride's over, everybody. South Louisiana, New Orleans, Baton Rouge. We've got. We bought about 20 cars out of the South Louisiana area this week. We're really finding that they have a need for our service. And after working that area for all the years, that was the reason I focused in on our growth down there, because I knew that it would work. And it's coming around. I think we're fixing to add Lake Charles next week. Turley, I forgot to tell you that.

[Bob]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 or just go to givethe vin.com remember, the website is givingtheven.com you can click radio show and it takes you to our radio site. We just got that up. We got little bios on. On the cast characters here, including DJ Prek. Did you see his bio? A white guy that calls himself black identifies black. Website looks good. Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

You should check it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's coming around. But the. The podcast is on there and you can click down and pull the podcast without commercials, without music. If you missed any of today's presentation that you need to share with your friends. It never fails. About 11:30 tonight is when I'll get the emails really from. From show listeners. When was this? And Tony Romos dad that. What about Roethlisberger? And his face was so ugly and he threw the weight. The Mexican waitress across the bar and all this stuff. I'm like, I. Y' all know more about this than I remember. See you next time.

[J.D.]

I was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

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