#88 The John Clay Wolfe Show 03/18/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #88 (03/18/17)

Airs: Saturday, March 18, 2017
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Regulars: Bobbo, JD Ryan, Turley, Randy the Chipmunk
Podcast Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode is a freewheeling Saturday morning ride through the worlds of cars, company life, sports, and the typical John Clay Wolfe crew banter. The team delivers their distinctive blend of behind-the-scenes dealership news, car-buying tips, raunchy work stories, and irreverent humor. Featured segments include debates over unorthodox diets, passing drug tests, the absurdities of used car trading, biting satire on workplace culture, and humorous takes on sports headlines. The show’s style is loose and improvisational, with a strong emphasis on recurring gags and audience call-ins.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Saturday Morning Banter: Weight Loss, Bananas, and Whiskey

Time: [00:39]–[02:23]

• The show opens with Bobbo's unusual new diet plan: buying 40 lbs of bananas from Sam’s Club to lose weight, mixed with dreams of winning over Mila Kunis and intermittent whiskey “rewards”.
• JD and Turley question Bobbo’s sanity: “Bobo, were you high when you thought of that idea?” (Turley, [01:50]).
• Bobbo defends himself, mixing earnestness and mischievous deflection: “What do you mean, no, bananas are good for you, man!” (Bobbo, [01:58]).
• The exchange shifts to side effects of eating too many bananas and random culinary products for “cleansing”.

2. Drug Test Lifehacks: Sure Gel, Potassium, and Debate

Time: [03:33]–[06:32]; [12:36]–[13:52]

• The team describes legendary advice for “beating” drug tests using Sure Gel, an old-school urban legend.
• Bobbo delivers his step-by-step process: “You have to turn your bladder into a little bowl full of jelly.” (Bobbo, [05:07]).
• A caller pushes back, sharing that Sure Gel “will not pass that test…chances are you will not pass that test after you have choked down a whole package of that stuff.” ([12:36]).
• Bobbo retorts, blaming the caller’s “diluting” of the process with Gatorade and pickle juice: “You have to keep a pure product going down...unless you’ve screwed it up like a moron.” (Bobbo, [13:52]).

3. GiveMeTheVIN Dealer Tech: Launch and Details

Time: [07:14]–[08:34]; [17:55]–[18:23]; [26:33]–[27:14]

• John describes the “dealer site” with a robot to bid on car trades automatically, integrating Carfax and inventory management: “It will bid the car without talk. It's a robot. It's a magic box.” (John, [08:24]).
• Screens for bad Carfax, airbag deployments, and asks if the vehicle is trade-in or inventory.
• “We’re going to revolutionize the business. We already are.” (John, [08:16]).
• Throughout the show, John encourages franchise dealers to try the new automated system.

4. “Son of a…” Character and Segment

Time: [11:15]–[23:20]; [21:16]–[22:44]

• The gang discusses the recurring “World’s Biggest Son of a…” parody, mocking the lovable loser archetype—a rough, beer-swigging antihero with questionable habits.
• Notable Example: “He doesn’t simply drink to excess on St. Patrick's Day, he drinks until he’s blacked out, assaulted a drive-thru attendant, and been jailed for stealing a marmoset from the zoo.” (Bobbo, [11:24]).
• Bobbo and John debate how deep or simple the “son of a…” character should be: “Like the son of a doesn’t think that much...he’s not as deep a thinker as Bobbo’s giving him credit for.” (John, [18:23]).
• Colorful illustrations of the character include tales of deadbeat dads, public urination, and drive-thru trash attacks.

5. Used Car Calls, Bids, and Dealer Life

Time: [25:28]–[80:27]

• John and the team take rapid-fire calls about used cars, discussing real-time valuations. Listeners call in with make/model/mileage, and John offers instant bids, frequently highlighting how the market works.
• Quotes:
  • “Your car is a piece of junk. It’s an 05 Montero with 250,000 miles and I don’t want it.” (John, [25:28]).
  • “If you gave it to a kid, he'd say H. They barely get their licenses anyway.” (John, [26:04])
• Highlight on how certain brands (Kia, Mitsubishi, Buick Park Avenue) fare on the resale market, sometimes with laughter, sometimes with insight.
• John addresses skeptical callers: “I mean the guy's got a 200,000 mile truck…He says it's worth a thousand, I say it's worth a thousand. And now he's gonna be a bitch and not sell it.” ([39:52]).

6. Black, White, Latino or Other: The Guessing Game

Time: [26:29]; [91:17]–[91:36]; [146:34]

• A recurring segment where JD reads a news story and the crew guesses the ethnicity/race of the person involved.
• Example: “Cameron, Cameron, Cameron with the big arm...I’m gonna go with white.” “You are right. He’s a white boy.” (JD/John, [29:20])
• In another, they correctly guess “white and methamphetamine” for a naked intruder in Missouri. ([91:20])
• Light-hearted, irreverent, and sometimes edgy in tone.

7. Zeke Elliott, Sports, and Celebrity Gossip

Time: [30:28]–[31:46]; [105:33]–[111:00]

• The team covers Ezekiel Elliott’s infamous “boob-flash” incident at a parade, riffing on the NFL, Jerry Jones, and player behavior.
• “He pulled her…one of her breasts out of her shirt…But you can’t do that.” (John, [31:27])
• Satirical “Tony Romo’s father” (Romero) appearance pokes fun at the Cowboys’ drama.

8. Work Culture Satire: The Office “Cussing Policy”

Time: [40:14]–[44:40]; [48:26]–[50:03]; [69:04]–[71:18]

• John shares an actual memo he sent out, tongue firmly in cheek, about rough language in the buyer’s room.
• The “locker room/sports bar environment” is dissected, and the crew mock-signs waivers agreeing not to take offense.
• “If you’re just a cat, then you go in the other room.” (Turley, [43:27])
• The most “colorful” language in the office comes from a female staff member, illustrating the chaos: “The girl is the worst. So when you’ve got a girl that’s being that bad, then it just tears all fences down.” (John, [44:14])
• Later, Randy the Chipmunk offers commentary on obscenities around the office.

9. Drinking at the Office: Unspoken Rules

Time: [49:13]–[51:03]

• After the cussing policy is rolled out, the team jokes about open beer at the office on Fridays.
• “So three o'clock Friday only you can open a cocktail.” (JD, [51:00])
• “It used to be 11am here in the office.” (Bobbo, [51:03])

10. Car Culture & Market Realities:

Time: Throughout

• Many segments dive into the realities of used car trading (“high mileage Trailblazers go to the floor on the price” – John, [66:50]), the depreciation of BMWs, and the unique appeal of vehicles for specific demographics (“This goes to a Hispanic 70 year old. That is a bit of a snob.” – John, [47:06]).
• Frustration with buyers and sellers who expect retail on wholesale transactions.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bobbo on his banana diet: “I'm gonna get me one and I'm gonna drive by to Wichita Falls and buy me 40 pounds of bananas.” ([01:15])
• JD, skeptical: “Put this on a webcam. I’d watch that, man. I’d pay to watch.” ([01:44])
• Bobbo’s Sure Gel drug test hack: “You have to turn your bladder into a little bowl full of jelly.” ([05:07])
• John, summarizing used Kia market: “When you buy used Kias, check them out. Because they get sludgy. Because the people don’t change the oil in them.” ([09:11])
• John on a “son of a”: “He drinks until he’s blacked out, assaulted a drive thru attendant, and been jailed for stealing a marmoset from the zoo.” (Bobbo, [11:24])
• JD, about cussing in the office: “So basically, if you’re just a pee, then you have to go to the other room.” ([43:25])
• John, deadpan car appraisal: “Your car is a piece of junk. It’s an 05 Montero with 250,000 miles and I don’t want it.” ([25:28])
• Caller on Sure Gel: “Sure Gel is horrendous. And chances are you will not pass that test after you have choked down a whole package of that stuff.” ([12:36])
• JD, quizmaster: “Was the woman on her couch whose name was Katherine Farrell...white, black or other?” ([91:17])
• Bobbo, channeling Rush Limbaugh: “...just a damn chocolate cake with four Cadbury Creme eggs in the middle of it...And the comments on the bottom...they feel exactly the same way that I do. That pisses me off.” ([136:18])
• Romero (Tony Romo's fictional father): “Most of the time he have terrible time...” ([106:04])

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Segment Timestamps

• Opening Banter, Banana Diet, Jim Beam Apple: [00:39]–[02:23]
• Potassium, Sure Gel, Drug Test Hacks: [03:33]–[06:32]
• Dealer Robot, Franchise Dealer Push: [07:14]–[08:34]
• Son of a... Character: [11:15]–[23:20]
• Car Bids & Appraisal Calls: Throughout—regular intervals
• Cussing Policy and Office Culture: [40:14]–[44:40]; [70:01]-[71:18]
• Beer at the Office: [49:13]–[51:03]
• Black, White, Latino, or Other: [26:29], [91:17], [146:34]
• Sports Headlines (Zeke Elliott, Tony Romo): [30:28]–[31:46]; [105:33]–[111:00]
• Caller Confessions (Acid Trip Story): [102:00]–[104:35]
• Office Smack Talk & Buyer Room: [149:05]–[150:29]
• Insurance, Healthcare Rant: [127:00]–[130:15]

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Overall Tone & Style

The show’s tone is unruly, comic, and at times, intentionally provocative. The crew’s camaraderie and expertise in both car sales and the absurdities of American life keep the show both insightful and highly entertaining. The language is irreverent, rapid-fire, and reflective of their audience—predominantly adults in car culture and dealership worlds, but peppered with mainstream gags and social commentary.

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For Listeners

If you love behind-the-scenes dealership antics, biting irreverence, and real talk about both cars and the quirks of American culture—not to mention a good deal of workplace and sports satire—this episode is a quintessential taste of The John Clay Wolfe Show.

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End of Episode Summary

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

That's a great Saturday morning to you. We're back with the John Clay Wolf show for this March 18th.

[JD Ryan]

We're back.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we skipped the Ides and St. Patty's Day because honestly, we're really just not that cool. But we used to be.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man. Remember the day? Oh, God, it was glorious.

[Bobbo]

I gotta lose some weight.

[JD Ryan]

Is that gonna be the key, you think? Yeah, that's it.

[Bobbo]

J.D. ryan over there. Everybody, my name is Baba. I had an idea.

[JD Ryan]

Keep this whole thing running.

[Bobbo]

Have either of you guys got a, like a Sam's Club card?

[JD Ryan]

I used to. I don't have one anymore. Why?

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna get me one and I'm gonna drive by to Wichita Falls.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And buy me 40 pounds of bananas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

For like $7. And I know I'm going to bring him in by the case. I'm just going to line them up.

[JD Ryan]

On the wall here from, from my.

[Bobbo]

Dining table to the back of my kitchen.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you're in your house in a.

[Bobbo]

Row of cases of banana, and I'm going to do nothing but eat bananas.

[JD Ryan]

You understand what that's going to do to your body, right?

[Bobbo]

I drink whiskey. Wait until I lose £40.

[JD Ryan]

Put this, put this on a webcam. I'd watch that, man. I'd pay to watch.

[Bobbo]

That may take four years.

[Turley]

Bobo, were you high when you thought of that idea there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because.

[Turley]

Are you high now? Because that's a stone type of a thought, right?

[Bobbo]

What do you mean, no, bananas are good for you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to get 40 bananas, man.

[JD Ryan]

£40.

[Turley]

£40.

[Bobbo]

£40 of bananas.

[Turley]

I'm just going to lay them out, put them in my house. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Line them up, buy the case. And every time I finish a case, I'm going to drink a. A whole pint sized bottle.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Of Jim Beam apple.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

And think of Mila Kunis. Because she's going to love me after I lose all that weight.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I think she's with that other guy.

[Bobbo]

She's gonna be like, oh, Bobo. Oh, Bobo, you look so nice. You know how she talks?

[JD Ryan]

Worry. Back to Michael's question. Were you high when you came up with this idea?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely not.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, you were.

[Bobbo]

I'm offended by that, man.

[Turley]

That Sounds like.

[JD Ryan]

Wait a minute. Roll it back. You're gonna have 40 pounds of bananas in your house. That's all you're gonna eat. And you're offended by the question?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you high?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

That off? That's the part that affects you.

[Bobbo]

No, no, because.

[JD Ryan]

Look, Johnny football.

[Bobbo]

No, because you impugned my nature, dude.

[JD Ryan]

No, I uncover. You've uncovered your nature.

[Bobbo]

This ain't the. This ain't your damn pet chipmunk talking.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, that reminds me, everybody.

[Turley]

Oh, hey, it's Randy.

[JD Ryan]

I knew he'd come in here. We made coffee and he loves that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was eating bananas the other day.

[JD Ryan]

You do?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

God, I was so high.

[JD Ryan]

See, I knew it.

[Bobbo]

See, that's him though. That's not me.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah, 40 pounds of bananas. You are high, dude.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, it's just an idea I had. Like won't. Wouldn't bananas do? Like you don't eat any bacon.

[JD Ryan]

No, it won't do it.

[Bobbo]

E. No steaks. What will it do?

[JD Ryan]

You will go like blue blazes. You'll spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

[Bobbo]

Really? Yes, because of the potassium.

[JD Ryan]

Potassium, huh? There's a thing called potassium citrate. Have you ever heard of this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

It costs about a dollar and a half. It comes. I shouldn't be saying this. Well, it's almost telling your age, that's for sure. No, no, not at all. This is cool. You've done this forever. You've never heard of potassiums? It's in the store. You buy it anywhere. It's a little bottle about 6 inches tall, maybe 10 ounces. And you take that and you will be clean. And I mean clean be. Don't leave the house.

[Bobbo]

You get a little buzz.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't get a buzz. It cleans you out.

[Bobbo]

Is there any kind of positive aspect of this?

[JD Ryan]

You're clean. You just talked about having 40 pounds of bananas to clean yourself out. I'm telling you, one little bottle of this stuff for a buck and a half.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so what should we substitute?

[JD Ryan]

That noise isn't accurate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Celery.

[Bobbo]

Cuz I don't particularly care for celery.

[JD Ryan]

Compared to what? The bananas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You're high right now.

[Bobbo]

What's that going to do?

[JD Ryan]

No, you're high right now. Okay, I got it.

[Turley]

He's very hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Potassium.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard you cleaning up. That interests me. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, I was just. I think I need to drop some pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. When we do.

[Bobbo]

When we do hit the famous thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can feel it.

[Bobbo]

I can feel it really close. Well, when When I meet Mila Kunis, I want her to remember you explained.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the listeners years ago on how the shirt gel process worked.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he did. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you say clean up, that's what I'm thinking you're talking about.

[Bobbo]

No. That's insane.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

Why would I do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the long and short of how the sure Gel worked? How to pass the drug test, you.

[Bobbo]

Have to turn your bladder into a little bowl full of jelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you buy shirt gel at the grocery store.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. As if you're gonna make jelly. And it doesn't hurt to buy some jars and like fresh grapes so that you look like you're gonna make jelly.

[Callers]

No.

[Bobbo]

Cause you pass it off. Because, listen, these cops these days, under the current administration, and I'm talking about Texas. Right. Okay. Better watch it, buddy.

[JD Ryan]

Is there a test you can give him to see if he's high?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you buy sure Gel gelatin at the store.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you mix it in a cup of water.

[Bobbo]

16 ounces of warm to hot water.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you drink it. Drink it and then what?

[Bobbo]

And just do it. Hold your nose. If you have to get it all down, just drink it. After that, no fruit juices, no caffeine for two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two hours.

[Bobbo]

You may have Sprite or water.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds so serious.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. But you have to let it sit for about an hour and a half. And then you can drink water.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you drink water and then you go take your drug test.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And what's the success rate on this process?

[Bobbo]

For me, personally?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I don't want to Boast, but it's 100 science.

[JD Ryan]

We are not recommending this science.

[Bobbo]

No, but it tastes pretty good. You get used to it.

[JD Ryan]

Not the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let it gel up for an hour or two out.

[Bobbo]

90 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a YouTube how to video on this?

[JD Ryan]

I'll bet you money there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did you find this invention?

[Bobbo]

1999.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sure gel.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Now listen. This won't cover cocaine or methamphetamine or anything seriously chemical. Okay. But they're not. Then again, they're not looking for shrooms or acid or pcp, for God's sakes. So you don't have to cover those things. But they are looking for marijuana and for good reason, too. Because a high employee is not a very efficient employee.

[JD Ryan]

John knows that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[JD Ryan]

He's paying one right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Sorry, I was up all night working on the dealer site.

[JD Ryan]

Were you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Good that's good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's ready.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're. If you're a franchise dealer and you want to me to bid your trades today Electronically, go to givemetheven.com and click franchise dealer in all kind in all cities.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, Pennsylvania, Oklahoma, everywhere. Huh.

[JD Ryan]

There is a, there's multiple. I mean look how many. 3870 videos on the sure gel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

We didn't just make it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the, the dealer site. So the automated robot that I've been working on, we've got the Carfax math plugged in there.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if it's got minor carfax, bad car, previous airbag deployment. Yeah, all that stuff. So it's going to throw a number at you and then you just write back, accept decline or considering overage inventory.

[JD Ryan]

Let's consider it over age. Don't say 45 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 45 days. You know the, the stuff they already have, you know, it asks is this a live trade or is this current inventory? And if it is current inventory, guys, you could just put a link to your, your, the URL to it. Anyway, I don't want to bug the public with dealer crap, but. Yeah, that's right.

[JD Ryan]

This is dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a dealer only deal. It's. It's, it's going to re. Revolutionize the business. We. It already has. We already are.

[JD Ryan]

But it's up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's up. It's a givemetheven.com on the dealer site. It will bid the car without talk. It's a robot. Cool. It's a. It's a magic box.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna say you've got to play with it and just go, this is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

I tell you, you're a little more serious. You're a little more business mode so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll.

[JD Ryan]

Because you've been up all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get there. I'm not very funny. I'm not feeling funny, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not feeling funny.

[JD Ryan]

Uhoh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is the. Give me the van robot.

[Turley]

Oh, see the robot's up.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

KIA alert. KIA alert.

[JD Ryan]

What's wrong with Kia?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Kia alert. Don't bid over 12:9. Don't bid over 12 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't change your oil.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Your window is open.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a lot of people laugh at my comment last week that when you buy used Kia, be careful because the people that own them are so broke they can't change the oil.

[Bobbo]

It's A sensation.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And. And I didn't mean to be rude, but I'm just telling you the truth. When you. When you buy used Kias, check them out. Because they get sludgy. Because the people don't change the oil in them. Because Kia owners take care of their stuff that well. Because they're on a limited budget or they're on lone star cards. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[JD Ryan]

Or a thousand again already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again. What about the son of a stuff? I didn't send you any spots this week, but my wife did point out that she believes that a lot of those are me.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, yeah, no, I hear you, honey. Can you believe that?

[Bobbo]

What's your name again?

[JD Ryan]

Can you believe it? Long to figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me.

[Bobbo]

Let me explain this. I can speak the language. The person you hear about the biggest son of beach is not your husband, Joe. No, he's not. It is a fictional character shaped and imagined to be just like the J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Never heard of French, German, Russian before.

[Bobbo]

That's. That's how she speaks. That's her. That's her.

[JD Ryan]

That's her.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Ja Gabor meets Abba.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she's from Sweden. Am I right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Denmark.

[JD Ryan]

Denmark.

[Bobbo]

That's what I was doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's very much like Jaja Gabor. She doesn't have the accent. Damn it, I wish she did.

[JD Ryan]

But, you know, it was weird when you said she was from there. I expected her to talk that way. She doesn't at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a lick.

[JD Ryan]

Not.

[Bobbo]

You should hear her native tongue, though.

[JD Ryan]

I've seen it on Facebook and it looks like somebody sat on a computer. Love that. That makes me laugh every time. I don't know why.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we have for Son of a.

[Turley]

Do you want to hear one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's get one here.

[Callers]

Time pass.

[Bobbo]

He considers keeping his vehicle clean an outstanding opportunity for the homeless. He understands that a Lexus is just an expensive Toyota because in his opinion, Busch and Budweiser have the exact same product dynamic. Yes, they do. He doesn't simply drink to excess on St Patrick's Day. He drinks until he's blacked out, assaulted a drive through attendant, and been jailed for stealing a marmoset from the zoo. He is the world's biggest, biggest son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man.

[Bobbo]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. You can so tell the difference between the ones by Bob O. Writes and I. They're just different in a different vein. A different version of son of a bitch. That was your version of son of a bitch. Mine's just different.

[JD Ryan]

Little personal. More personal and.

[Callers]

What?

[Bobbo]

No, I mean expound. What do you mean?

[JD Ryan]

No, it's just inside looking out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just different. Do you have any old ones, Turley?

[Turley]

I mean, I have to pull them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have anything handy? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jason, good morning. You're on the air. Call her up. Jason, you're on the air.

[Callers]

So I just wanted to tell all your listeners out there that if you could just skip buying your product for a week and go buy some UA kit to help you pass that drug test, they would be a lot better off than drinking a package of sure gel. Sure Gel is horrendous. And chances are you will not pass that test after you have choked down a whole package of that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you, have you tried to build a jello mold in your stomach to pass the test and it did not work?

[Callers]

Yes, I have. Numerous times I heard this back in the 90s, you know, had a UA every month for several months. I would, I would chum down a package of this sure gel, shut down some Gatorade, or even go as far as pickle juice. And basically, yeah, what you're trying to do is build a gel, a dam, so that it does not, you know, get any of your old urine, you know, just. Just whatever you drank immediately, so to speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diversion channel, if you will.

[Bobbo]

Well, I wonder if I might be allowed to retort.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. Wallace Edwards. Wallace Edwards, the hippie car guy is in the office with us this morning.

[Bobbo]

What our over educated friend fails to mention is that he's diluting his process and his solution, for that matter, with things like Gatorade and pickle juice. You have to keep a pure product going down. It's best done first thing in the morning. Wait 90 minutes until you put water on top. You will piss clean after that unless you've screwed it up like a moron.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's wheels with Wallace Edwards.

[JD Ryan]

Wheels are off with walls. Wheels off with Wallace Edwards.

[Bobbo]

Or you can spend $60 for some contraption at the head shop that's going to do the exact same thing. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of a dope dealer, this old friend of mine that was, he's a wholesaler. We were buying cars at the Carmax auction one day not long ago.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And There was a $300 Saturn.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junk.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't start that to push it through.

[Bobbo]

Anchor Yeah, Got to have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he, he used, this guy Joe, used to be a dope dealer. From what I heard, from what people said, he's like a 65 year old man, maybe 70. And when he was looking through the cars before the auction, he found. So that car sold. And he just came over me and started laughing. He told me this story. He found $500 cash in this Saturn.

[JD Ryan]

What, Worth more than a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it isn't that weird.

[JD Ryan]

What was that about? Drug deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just, just random, I'm just thinking random, random pot dealers, but people. So that someone had 500 cash and then they took this hoopty to Carmax. Yeah. And sold it to them and they were so high they left the 500 in it.

[JD Ryan]

That's, that's weird. What I'd go with, that's weird.

[Bobbo]

Or they're thinking, you know, that it'll never sell from Carmax. They're not aware of the whole auction, you know, profile.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was really the one that I wish that I would had an opportunity to beat because I would, you know, my deal. If I don't beat a Carmax offer, I'll give you 100 bucks.

[JD Ryan]

Right, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have got, I would have netted out well on that. Put them on hold. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Put them on hold. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air. I've got to go to break. Can I, can I put you on hold?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you too. I'm going to put you on hold. I'll be right back. We've got more callers on hold. My name is John Clay Wolf. Givemetheven.com 800, 800 radio. I'm getting a little slow start here, but I, I, I promise I'll come back better. I, I will. I'll be better in a moment.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Give me the vinyl is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethe vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, this is a good one. Are you tired of working for the man, Bobbo?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, I love Ram Jam.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this isn't Ram Jam.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This mca. Oh, is it really this Skinner? Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. You of all people, you missed it.

[Bobbo]

I was joking. Charlie. Charlie put it in this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, J.D. bobbo and I were arguing about the son of a character during the break.

[JD Ryan]

Is that what you guys are talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not arguing, we were just discussing pontificating. We were. When he writes them, he's putting too much thought into the son of a character. Like the son of a doesn't think that much. He's not as deep a thinker as. As Bob was giving him credit for.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's what a son of a is to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's different. Right.

[Bobbo]

Was that a friend of yours that called in on the Sheer Joe thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that said that he's tried it several times and it didn't work.

[Bobbo]

Tell your listeners. Don't they dare drink? Sure, gel go and spend $90 at the head shop. Right.

[JD Ryan]

Why are we stuck on this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, he was not a friend of mine, but that guy's a son of a bitch.

[Bobbo]

He sounded awful damn confident. And then you asked him if he ever failed with it. He said, yeah, lots of times. Well, that spells stupid right there.

[Show Announcer]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

So you're saying that guy. That's. That's a typical. Now is that my son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's my son. That's a trailer park drunk, tattooed, has a wife, has a girlfriend. They know each other and they're cool with it. He drives a 77 square body Chevy and he will beat your ass if you look at it for too long.

[JD Ryan]

I know, short while.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean he's got, he's got a cooler in the back with, with Budweiser, but then also just a collection of beer of like when he's left situations. And there was like two strags. You.

[JD Ryan]

You just wrote one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. You know, his tracks mean leftover cans. Yeah, he keeps his stuff. I mean, he's got his deal going on. Dude, you didn't. I mean, I had a buddy that he had a dad. My friend's dad was this guy and that, that, that's where I came up with the character. When? Christmas time. I'm talking about my friend's father, good friend. He gave his wife a Christmas card and a half smoke joint. I mean that's a son of a.

[Bobbo]

Move.

[JD Ryan]

You know who this guy is? Ricky Bobby's dad in that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

Remember this, remember that character?

[John Clay Wolf]

A half smoked joint. Bobbo, any minute.

[JD Ryan]

Any minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen that.

[JD Ryan]

You're welcome, son.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would get drunk and put on Skynyrd in the house and get naked and high like what's going on in.

[JD Ryan]

Front of the kids?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimbo's just jamming. And he's jamming around the house in the media room like it's just a lean to off the side of the house that was built on a weekend with his cost headphones in the long curly cord and he's nude jamming to Skinner dancing. And you see, you look in there and he's naked.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Like the Silence of the Lamb guy getting ready to do his deal.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you walk in there an hour later and he's passed out. All you see is his backside and his, his, his jewels hanging up from behind him. So I've got, I've got a lot of material. A lot of material. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, you know, I. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrote down some son of a. But play me another one, Charlie. Of the ones we had this week.

[Bobbo]

I illustrate what you mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, these days, this is yours.

[Bobbo]

Though they may be precocious, warm and witty, he still believes a chipmunk is best utilized for his pet snake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He swears that the walls of his cubicle at the office keep falling down of their own accord, giving him a 180 uninterrupted view of the boss's secretary, Angelina. He thinks a refreshing glass of cream soda is best served with four shots of Kentucky Deluxe blended fake whiskey. He is the world's biggest son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

The son of a won't work in a cube.

[Bobbo]

Drink beer. But when I do make mine a natty light tall boy. I went back and forth. I went back and forth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Son of A would never work in a cube. My son of A notes were littering and peeing on the side of the road. These are just raw concepts and I needed you to fill them in and write them down. That's a lot.

[Bobbo]

You don't have to be a son of a to pee on the side of the road.

[JD Ryan]

No, but whizzing in a bottle and tornado to somebody out the window.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not at somebody just out the window, but just pulling over with all the confidence in the world and just pissing on the side of the road, like standing out front of your car and like they're coming by at 70 miles an hour. What are they gonna do about it? They're not gonna see anything. Who's really gonna?

[Bobbo]

I agree. Not even the curse to me a son of a beside.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it could. Do you do that?

[Bobbo]

I don't like the direction you're going with this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Littering and pissy. Peeing on the side of the road. Wife trying to sleep. And he's watching porno on his iPhone.

[JD Ryan]

God, that's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one.

[JD Ryan]

That's a great one with the volume on. When did that happen, John?

[Bobbo]

When?

[John Clay Wolf]

When. When the snowflakes refuse to take the trash at the drive thru window, he just drops it on the ground in front of them and says, cash it outside. How about that? Have you never tried to give the drive thru people trash like that you got from them the day before? No. You're at Wendy's. You have Wendy's trash in your car. You're trying to like, hey, I'm taking the new stuff you're giving me. Here's the old stuff. They're like, we can't take it like, okay, well, here you go. I'll just leave it for you.

[JD Ryan]

You did that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done that.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, of course you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. When he finally does something with the kids, he posts it on Facebook. So he looks like a good dad. When his old lady gives him lip, he drives her by the strip club that they meet. Met at and asks her, remember where I found you, woman. We'll be right back.

[JD Ryan]

My favorite.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more if the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Callers]

Don'T carry me too far away.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. GiveMeTheEven.com. go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Give me methevin.com. sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-READIO. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Metallica. And, John, your car is a piece of junk. It's an 05 Montero with 250, 000 miles and I don't want it. Are you there?

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. I'm gonna pass.

[Callers]

You're gonna pass?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm gonna pass. Where are you calling from? Louisiana. Where?

[Callers]

Q.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd he say?

[JD Ryan]

I couldn't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he cussed me back. Danny. 800, 800. 7. 95 Montero with 250. 50. First of all, we'd like to thank Mitsubishi for creating a product that made it that far.

[JD Ryan]

That's pretty amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Second of all, nobody wants it. If you gave it to a kid, he'd say H. They barely get their licenses anyway.

[Bobbo]

I'd like it. That's so weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 95 Montero with a 250. That SUV, that. That box of donuts you brought in is worth more.

[Bobbo]

I brought the bagels.

[JD Ryan]

I brought the donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either if you. Either way. Either way, they're worth more. More.

[Bobbo]

More than the bagels? Than donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worth more than the donuts. That's.

[Bobbo]

That's ridiculous. What you said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other. Do we have any stories today?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, did we ever. Let's see here. You want to kick off with one of these?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love them.

[Bobbo]

You're starting to like these way too much, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

This one, actually, honestly, I just. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is JD Ryan Bobo. And we will be here on most stations till noon and on some until 11. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to get your car bid Dealers. I just opened the [e-mail] Click Franchise dealers and it will bid your cars. It's a magic box. Without even having to call. And anyway, go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

This one sort of caught my attention this week. It's a video. It's actually bumping around a spring breaker. This is out of Florida. Thought it would be a great idea to throw a football at a police vehicle. And this vehicle is a good 50 yards away, covered between. There's tons of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a Tony Ramos dad story.

[JD Ryan]

The video of the ill advised toss which displays the young man's amazing arm because he nails the cop car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they on the Alabama beach? Of course.

[JD Ryan]

This is the Gulf Shores Police, Mississippi right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Alabama recruit.

[JD Ryan]

They quickly identified the man as Cameron Lane Hetty. They issued the award, they put the video up and they Said, hey, Cameron, quote, we found you. Great arm. Bad decision. An arrest warrant has been issued for you. You can turn yourself in at the Gulf Shore Police Department.

[Bobbo]

What's the charge?

[JD Ryan]

Maximum fine is 500 bucks. Six months in jail. I don't know. Let me look here. If it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then you get to the punchline of the game, right? Black, white, Latino or other.

[JD Ryan]

That's my. That was my question. Black, white, Latino, or was it other?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron with the big arm. Cameron with a K. Cameron heady.

[JD Ryan]

Cameron with a K. Oh, that's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cameron with a K with a big arm. And in Mississippi. But I know he's from Alabama, I just feel it.

[Turley]

And what did he throw?

[John Clay Wolf]

Football. Football.

[JD Ryan]

A good 50 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero, were you there? Tony Roma's dead, everyone.

[Bobbo]

I cannot recall this particular time, but I remember in Tony's college days he used to throw all kinds of things at police officers.

[Callers]

No.

[JD Ryan]

He did.

[Bobbo]

No, and I like it very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Very well because of. Because in Wisconsin they could catch.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this guy that threw this yard 50 yards per hour in a high.

[JD Ryan]

Tide spiral, now you're saying what he says.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. He taught me how to talk. I got you.

[Bobbo]

Because he is terrified of the police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's why he did it?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it had nothing to do with having fun.

[Bobbo]

You have flashbacks of Police Woman with Angie Deacon. So I'm going to hit you with my ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cameron with a K. So is Cameron Romero. Romo's Cameron black, white, Latino or other.

[Bobbo]

It sounds like he could be El Diablo Negro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenny, you already know. I'm gonna go with white.

[JD Ryan]

You are right. He's a white boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country, country Cameron from Alabama.

[JD Ryan]

Cameron with a K. Just like a football quarterback would, you know, just had chiseled. Everybody's all American, no shirt on, you know, all the girls around him going.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wings at 50, wings at 500 yards. And hits a cop right on the antenna.

[JD Ryan]

Right on the door. Seriously.

[Bobbo]

And at that age, he looks just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Ronald Reagan when he was 5080-080072-34800, 800 radio. If you call in and give me your make model miles, year make model miles, I will give you an offer on your car. You can use the offer to trade it in or you can sell to us. And this is the high time of the season. We're in spring. Tax money just hit. Cars don't get worth any more than they are right now on this day throughout the year, FYI, year make model miles, 800800 radio is the call in number top 10 at 10 today. What is it, Casey?

[JD Ryan]

Well, we have the top 10 ways you can. That the Irish say they're drunk. A lot of people getting drunk this weekend. Big St. Patrick's Day yesterday. Of course, the top 10 ways that the Irish say they're drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zeke Elliott. Ezekiel in the boobs. Turley, what is your take on this? I thought he was in Now. Now, Bob, did you see the Zeke Elliott video with the boob flash? That was a son of a boob. That was a real. Yeah, but. But she was already. She was all over it, dude. She was flashing. She was. You want some of this? You want some of this? I don't know. I mean, what's going to happen to him? Turley?

[Turley]

He may be suspended by the NFL because he's got a pending case against him already that they're investigating from some sexual assault. Alleged. It's alleged. Back in college. This is just him not being aware of who he is and what he's doing. What.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where he's.

[Turley]

Where he's at. Yeah, he's just not very sprite.

[Bobbo]

It's when people complain like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like when I do for people that are. Are. Didn't know they're standing on a building a couple days ago in a parade. And he's with a large busted woman.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's teasing the crowd like Marty Gross. And he pulled her. One of her breasts out of her shirt.

[Bobbo]

By the way he appropriated that booby. See, that's like when people complain that I'm doing a voice too ethnic. You know, And I shouldn't do that because I'm appropriating that ethnicity.

[Turley]

She is a friend of his.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

So I don't know if that makes it any better or not, but just letting you know that it's not just some random chick. But it still don't do that.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't.

[Turley]

I mean, you gotta know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she mad?

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say.

[Turley]

No, she's not mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Well, then who's kicking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they done this before? Who's. But you can't.

[Turley]

Come on, J.D.

[Callers]

You can't do it.

[JD Ryan]

But my question is, who's making a stink out of this? Oh, the university.

[Turley]

The NFL university. There's no university.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know what you're.

[Turley]

The Cowboys. Put it this way. Jerry's not very thrilled about it. Okay.

[Bobbo]

And Roger Goodell is. Is doubly not thrilled about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Speaking of universities, smu. God rest your soul. Nice job to get to the March Madness attorney, but bad job getting bumped out.

[Turley]

They choked. They should have went to the sweet 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that was just. Too bad. Too bad, too bad, too bad. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Hey, Jason, bring him up. What have you got?

[Callers]

I got a 2012 Dodge Charger.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Callers]

107,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth?

[Callers]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Callers]

I'm gonna say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six or eight cylinder.

[Callers]

Eight cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven to eight thousand. Oh, it's an eight cylinder. It's an eight cylinder. So it's an art. It's an RT. No, it's got to be. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Give me the VIN and then I'll know exactly what I'm bidding. Okay, so it's like a 7 or a 10. I don't know which one. Just go there and we'll find out immediately. Good morning. You're on the air. What have we got? Hello.

[Callers]

I have a 2014 Subaru WRX Mid 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll start there and then it goes up or down based on what it is. Is it the bad boy with all the gear or is it the cheap one?

[Callers]

It's loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the gold wheels? Is it the blue one with the gold wheels?

[Callers]

It's a worldly blue. Don't remember if the wheels are blue. I'm selling for a friend because he just got his car repaired in the shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't negotiate with third parties. We only deal with the owner. So do this. Have your buddy, or you can put it in there, but put his information in. GiveMe the vin.com g givemetheven.com, load it up, and then we'll email him an offer letter and we'll get it bought. But I'm a great Subaru bar. I'm the best Subaru buyer ever. Richard Sanchez. 07. High mileage, Yukon, leather roof. Nav. Long one or a short one?

[Callers]

Short one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short one. Four wheel drive or two? Two. Will six grand. Oh, seven with 160.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, I'll buy it. 800 mean you sit here and snap at a bunch of cars. Hey, I'm gonna quit bidding cars for a minute. Everybody else go to the website, givemetheven.com. call in on the next segment. We'll take a few more calls. So Tony Romo's dad is in the house today. He is coming later. What are we gonna talk to him about? Turley, do you know?

[Turley]

I think actually he knows that Tony was at the Zeke Boob Situation. So Tony was there too? Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

He gets around.

[Turley]

He's everywhere, man. He's everywhere. Every time something happens, even though he's not officially on the team, I guess he's. Well, he's actually still officially on the team, but, you know, he's got to still hang out with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the Brokeback Mountain meme with Tony and Jerry?

[Callers]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I've got to put this on Baba. Will you steal it off of my site on my Facebook page and put it on the show site, please? It is the funniest. Have you not seen it, Bob?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the scene of Jake Gullenhall and whatever. What's the guy's name that he. That he can't quit?

[Bobbo]

The Joker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack somebody. I can't quit you.

[Bobbo]

Joker. Nicholson.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his real name? Jack. Or in the. In the movie.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember. He's been dead for five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jackson. I can't quit you. Anyway, all we got left is Brokeback Mountain. Well, it. It's that scene, but they changed the faces to Tony Romo and Jerry Jones.

[Bobbo]

All I want is my phone call.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Bob will have it up on the John Clay will show page in just a minute. 800-800-7234, 800 radio. That was Heath.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's dead, Right? Did he get. Was he straight or gay?

[JD Ryan]

They're both straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other.

[JD Ryan]

Both white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

We'll be right back. Gyllenhaal wrote him to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is. And we do movie reviews right here on the radio station.

[Bobbo]

Sorry. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the vampires walking through the valley.

[Bobbo]

Move west down Ventura Boulevard and all the bad boys we're standing in the shadow and the good girls are home.

[John Clay Wolf]

With broken hearts now I'm free.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I haven't heard this one in a while. Can you play it? You're over there. Air GUITARI can you do your Getty Lee? I can. I have a high enough voice to do it.

[Bobbo]

I don't really have Gay Lee, man. This was recorded, like, at Daryl Hall's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up.

[Bobbo]

No, seriously. And there are musicians standing around who are not Rush. No, Turley and I were watching the video this morning, and there's one guy playing acoustic guitar. He's got his lip out like this. And Charlie's like, that guy looks like he's like he's special or something.

[Turley]

Like short bus from life goes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember Corky Very well. So the bass player on closer to the heart from Rush is, is, is, is downs.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Turley]

On YouTube.

[JD Ryan]

Turn it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's listen for him. Is he on key?

[Bobbo]

There he is. There he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Oh, the accord guy just hung up. I was fixed to bid at a 13 accord. A 13 accord. I was going to give you $50,000, but now I'll give you 5 because you hung up.

[Bobbo]

Oh, this is Renee's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to give me the vin.com. renee's copy of what?

[Bobbo]

Of the new policy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What new policy? You sound like Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, all right.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to read the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. I want to bid this. This car, Kevin. A 13Z71 Crew with 55, leather roof, nav, four wheel drive.

[Callers]

Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lifted or stock?

[Callers]

Stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 20s. 23, 45. 25.

[Callers]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll verify. Cool. I want to buy it. Where are you calling from?

[Callers]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arlington. Not far from us, John. And no run Ranger edge with the buck 80. Is it a V6 and automatic? John?

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your Ranger a V6 and an automatic? Yep. It's got big miles, but it's still. Is it a good. Is it nice, clean rig or is it beat up?

[Callers]

It's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, like if I. If I was on it, if I was an illegal from matam Morris and I worked my way up here and I was thinking about getting into the lawn care business this summer. Would I be wanting to buy your truck to do that with?

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist caller. Okay, what'd you say?

[Callers]

I said, yeah, you'd probably be able to go in the river oaks with it. It's pretty nice looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a $500 rig or a thousand dollar rig? And there's a difference. Okay, John, I need any quicker feedback from you, buddy. We're on the air. Is it a $500 rig or a thousand dollar rig?

[Callers]

I'd say it's probably about a thousand dollar rig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll try to buy it. Say, hey, this is $1,000. I'll sell it. Will you sell it for $1,000?

[Callers]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. I mean, the guy's got a 200,000 mile truck. Piece of junk. He's admitted it's a piece of junk. We've admitted it's a piece of junk. He says it's worth a thousand, I say it's worth a thousand. And now he's gonna be a bitch and not sell it. Oh my gosh. We wasted a thousand dollars worth of air on this truck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

So you want me to read this whole thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want you to do anything. What are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

Okay, there's a new policy.

[JD Ryan]

Is it about screaming at callers?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it about?

[Bobbo]

I have observed that the language around the office and especially in the buyer's room has reached a point that could be uncomfortable for some.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my note.

[JD Ryan]

So this came from John?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

To the staff?

[Bobbo]

I think so.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Oh, this explains it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know you were going to do this.

[Bobbo]

No one has complained, but it's my job to provide a workplace that is comfortable for all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sent out memorandum yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

Yesterday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I can already feel this very tongue in cheek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, so it's coming back up a little bit. It came to his attention that somebody did. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, start over, Bob. Get it right.

[Bobbo]

I've observed that the language around the office, and especially in the buyer's room has reached a place point that could be uncomfortable for some language.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No one has complained, but it's my job to provide a workplace that is comfortable for all.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is me being HR and PC all in the same place.

[Bobbo]

That being said, I'm asking you to sign this release. If you do not want to sign it, that means you are not comfortable, which I need to hear about. The real reason for this note is to give anyone at the office an opportunity to speak with me in private. Private. About any language or behavior that is bothering you. We are a small company and most enjoy the non stringent rules regarding language in office. Also, like I said in the office today, if anyone would prefer to move their desk to the empty bio room across the hall, please do. I actually want to start filling that one up with increased business and it is there for you to use at any time.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. What caused this?

[Bobbo]

Why'd you just come out of the blood?

[JD Ryan]

I know you didn't just come out of the blue with this. You're too busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that it?

[Bobbo]

Well, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more in there.

[JD Ryan]

There's more.

[Bobbo]

Nonetheless, please send me an email or call to discuss this topic. If you have concerns. Otherwise, sign below and I'll know that you're okay with. The locker room sports bar environment the buyer's room language contains.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, say that clearly and then you'll get it.

[Bobbo]

The locker room sl. Sports bar environment that the buyer's room language contains.

[Turley]

Now read where you have to sign. Yeah, so I, I Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got him. Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Understand that the inter office language at Go Wolf LLC could be construed as hostile, unprofessional, offensive, comedic, and in some instances, overall. In overall poor taste. I am not offended by this language or environment. If a situation occurs where I feel differently or am offended, I'll discuss my concerns in private with John Wolf immediately to resolve them. I understand there is a vacant buyer's room nearby that is available for me at any time to move my workstation to. So, signed in date.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did everyone take that? I just sent that off. I never got any reaction from anyone. They just got. Well, I wasn't here. And she gathered them up and put them in everybody's file.

[Turley]

So basically everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got to work yesterday, Turley, and this was sitting on everyone's desk?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

It was handed out. Everybody looked at it and it's like really signed it. No problem. And they're like. So basically, if you're just a pee, then you have to go to the other room.

[Bobbo]

A pee.

[Turley]

You know a better word for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

A cat.

[Turley]

Cat. If you're just a cat, then you go in the other room.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I really meant what I said, to tell you the truth. I mean, you know, there's. I don't like bullying and, and there's. They talk pretty rough to each other.

[JD Ryan]

Do they?

[Turley]

But it's a locker room in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The girl is the worst. Well, the girl is the worst. So when you've got a girl that's being that bad, then it just tears all fences down all the rules. And like Rob, he's a buyer and he's like, he's. He's a man. But we were. They were saying he's a transgender because he's wearing a grandma shaw on his, on his shoulders. Cuz he was cold. Like you're wearing a grandma blanket, you know? Are you a transvestite? We're going to. There's a transvestite room down on the hallway on the left.

[Bobbo]

Uhoh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, wow, that's pretty heavy.

[Turley]

That's nothing though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nothing.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But it's been going on and on. But, but some things that Are being said are. They're hilarious. They're hilarious. And the entertainment in there, everyone enjoys it. But I'm like, this is gonna get me sued. This is gonna get me sued.

[JD Ryan]

So you're covering your butt?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Sued.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just can't talk that rough.

[JD Ryan]

No, in this litigious world, you've got to be careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can, but every. I just want everybody to say, hey, I'm cool with it. And if they're not, all it's gonna take is one, you know, they can go move. We're gonna open another buyer's room, and I think we could have like the. The cuss room and the non cuss room.

[Bobbo]

Maybe the shirts and the blouses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like Wes. A 13,5 liter, 60,000mile leather hard top, Stang. It's worth. It's worth. It's worth. It's worth. It's a 13. It's 16 grand. Does that sound right?

[Callers]

Sounds pretty good to me. Wow. I still owe a thousand more than that on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it. Let me pull the VIN and see if we can get any more.

[Callers]

I'll get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 99 Buick park with 74. Ray, is this yours or did somebody pass away and leave it to you?

[Callers]

It's mine now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but who died?

[Callers]

I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody passed away and left this to you or you bought it from them?

[Callers]

My mother passed away and I inherited it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I sorry for your loss.

[Bobbo]

How you know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's a 99. 99. Not 09. 99 Buick Park Avenue with 70,000 miles on it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you had to be old to buy a Buick Park Avenue in 99 to start with. And now that we're in 2017 and this thing has only got 70 on it. Hell, it could have been his great grandmother for all I knew. But somebody died.

[Bobbo]

That's a great body, that 99 Park Avenue man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Callers]

I just put air conditioner on it and four brand new tires because they were dry rotted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Did you put some headman headers and some Dayton knockoffs on it?

[Callers]

No, I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what it's worth. It's so old. But it's cool. I still want to buy it. It's worth a thousand to $2,000. Can you go to give me the vin.com and I'm not offering $2,000, by the way. Don't tell them. John told me he'd give $2,000 on the radio? Because I did not say that. I said it's. I think it's worth a thousand to two. I'm gonna have to look it up. It's a. It's. It's right there. But it's a tweener. It's like. Is it a collector? No.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it the black market? No, but it's the Mexican market. But the upper end. Like the upper class Mexican market.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of variables.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a lot of variables on where does it go when I look at a car. Like where does it go? This goes to a Hispanic 70 year old. That is a bit of a snob.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah, it does. They're not that easy to find. No, I mean there's not like a rag like it. Like an auto trader just for Hispanic 70 year olds or snobs.

[JD Ryan]

Thrifty penny snobs.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hispanic.

[JD Ryan]

Right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray hears me. Right? Ray, you understand where I'm coming from? No. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, dealers. Franchise dealers. Go to givemetheven.com and click franchise dealer and put your trade ins and overage inventory in there and my system will make offers on it. We. We've the. Our magic box, our bidding tool that we've been working on for years. And I just got the CarFax part programmed in. But I need some people to help me test it. So if you would start hitting it today with your trade ins and your overage inventory. Franchise dealers only. I'm not buying any cars off of that from Independence because they'll just sit there and hammer me and try to.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, it's still free as of now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the. The Independence will just sit there and go. 08 Enclave with 102 tan, no sunroof. Any cars that like the book value is real high but the money's not worth anything, they'll sit there and try to slam those cars in there. I'm not gonna buy them guys. So I mean. But I will stand behind the bids that the system throws from franchise car dealerships. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What's the. The Gimme the Vin. Magic box is here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is the Gimme the VIN computer. There is a Montero Sport alert.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Montero Sport alert.

[JD Ryan]

We have a Montero Sport on the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't want Martero. How many miles are on it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

494,791.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually turned the computer off at 115,000 miles. So if it has over 115, it won't bid it automatically. We've got a. You give me the VIN trade desk, buyer will call you back. Be all franchise dealers in all the cities. Go to give me the vin.com, click trade in a franchise dealer. And just like you'd call a wholesaler or another dealer, my computer will throw a number at you for an offer right there. And I want your feedback. Please give me the vin.com. we've got Randy the chipmunk at 9:45 coming in. Romero Rumo is coming in at 10:45.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the, the cussing policy, did anybody kick? Did any.

[Turley]

Everybody signed it right away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turned in they were worried that the cussing might be taken away from them.

[Turley]

It became the joke of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what was funny is everybody said it was cool, but good. I got that covered.

[Turley]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, because it'd been, it'd been bothering me. I'm like, I'm gonna get.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, because you're worried about somebody?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's possible. Yeah, sure.

[JD Ryan]

He said this and dude, I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, but then I come in, I come in yesterday, 3, 3:30 walk through there. Three people had beers in their hands. Seriously? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

New memo. Yeah, John's getting a memo. Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a new fridge in the back in the kitchen and they're all walking us. It's St. Patrick's Day. Everybody's just. Now we can cuss and drink.

[Bobbo]

God, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing like bidding cars, working for John and staying wasted on the Friday afternoons.

[JD Ryan]

Greatest job ever.

[Bobbo]

That's not really that different than the old days around here, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or the old days before that. No, it's really not supposed to be.

[JD Ryan]

A secret, man, but nobody gets offended if somebody has a bear on their desk. But you're right, somebody could get offended by that. Call after.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, Turley? What's the unsaid rule here? After three o' clock on a Friday? Yeah. Or is it after two?

[Turley]

It, it should be after four, but yes, after. After three o'.

[JD Ryan]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we see it before the new memo, if you're drinking, if you're drinking at work before 3 o', clock, should, should that be a, a write up where you have to sit in the middle of the room and get roasted by the, by the crowd or.

[Turley]

Just take up the, the alcohol. You want to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should put them in the room and put Rob's grandma blanket over your shoulders and then have everybody line up and just rag on them like, like an MC battle, Like shame. Yeah, well, like an MC Battle and. And then just break them of that.

[Bobbo]

I'll get him a scarlet letter.

[JD Ryan]

So three o' clock Friday only you can open a cocktail.

[Bobbo]

See, because it used to be 11am here in the office.

[JD Ryan]

That's you, Bob.

[Bobbo]

No, no, that was not just me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Mike. 09 Silverado extended cab with a buck 15. Is it four wheel drive or two.

[Callers]

Wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. Where are you calling from?

[Callers]

Walters, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

All righty. Are you an easy going guy? Are you an angry man?

[Callers]

Easy going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I've been dealing with some Oklahomans that are just. They're just hard. Just hard, you know, And I don't want them. They're hard.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't want them.

[JD Ryan]

You don't want them today?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. So I, I want, I want to meet the friendly Oklahoma people. The fun ones.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, like Enid. People from Enid. They're all friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So how close are you to Love County, Mike?

[Callers]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Central Oakland? Let's get to your truck. At 09 extended cab average, rough or clean average. Does 8,000 buy it? Yes.

[Callers]

No, I gave 11 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you buy it?

[Callers]

Last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I mean. So why are you calling me?

[JD Ryan]

Are you a dealer?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, hang on, I got this. Why are you calling me?

[Callers]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell? What do you want me to say? What was your expectation?

[Callers]

Ah huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean really, when you called me to get on the radio to sell me your car that you just bought last week at some dealership plus tax title lines. What the hell were you expecting me to do? Did you think I was going to hit you like at 12? So you make a thousand and then yell at me because I'm from Texas and make me come to get it? God damn.

[JD Ryan]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get that honky cat Better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck waves. At givemetheven.com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you a hundred or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com send us your CarMax offer. And if we can't beat it, you've got the choice to. To get a Hundred dollar check or me personally kissing your. That's givemethevin.com. the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car, we'll beat your car. Max offer or we'll kiss you.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of miles. Jerry Romo. Maybe this is Tony Romo's uncle Jerry. Are you related to Tony?

[Callers]

He's a cousin somewhere down the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

11. This is kind of a Mexico rig. An 11 Kia Optima with a buck 40 on it. Leather and roof though. Is it, Is it? Is it? Is it four grand?

[Callers]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is four grand sound right? Does four grand. Does four grand sound right? Yes, I think. I think I would give it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me take a look.

[Callers]

Oh, really? Alrighty. Well, I just thought we'd give you a call because we just. We got a new car but we're not trading this in.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what did that. What, what did they offer you on trade in?

[Callers]

We. Well, we didn't even offer the trade in. We never do trade ins because they just. They just don't give you enough on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I can get four or if I can give four. But first the number four is in my head. So. Go to givemetheven.com load it up, let me take a picture and we'll email you an official offer letter. We'll get it bought. Okay, thanks. 15 Sierra with four wheel drive nav. Does it have a sunroof, Derek?

[Callers]

Yes, sir, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lifted stock. Which one?

[Callers]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted or stock height? Just a four wheel drive. Is it a SLT or a high country or Denali or what?

[Callers]

It's right under denali but the 6.6.2 liter with max, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I like that. Do this. I'm out of time. Go to givemethe vin.com load that truck up and. And click all the options. Right. So I'll have it right and I'll bid it correctly. And we'll email you an awful letter here in just a minute, okay?

[Callers]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio is the call and then be right back.

[Bobbo]

Just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years. And we're the best in the business.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheBin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4-Jd. Do you have the boat sold yet?

[JD Ryan]

I do not. I was going to see another guy today. I was going to see a guy last week. He canceled. The guy this morning texted me at 7am cancels?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

What is going on? I'm ready to go, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's.

[JD Ryan]

I even bought a boat hook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay, good morning. You're on the air. People are flaky. That's what's, that's what's going on. Jay, where are you calling from?

[Callers]

I'm calling from my car. I'm going to a meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, what city?

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Callers]

Oh, South Lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right, all right, all right. What's the meeting about? And what are y' all gonna discuss? And who's going to be present?

[Callers]

Yeah, well, we got a big contract. We're signing today on a new golf facility. So we're all excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I see 16 Denali was basically not many miles. Why are you gonna sell it?

[Callers]

I'm buying one of those Freightliner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Callers]

XL for the company.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this Denali, is it a dually?

[Callers]

No, it isn't. It's the HD 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so it's a single rear wheel. Does it have a sunroof?

[Callers]

Yes, it does. 4x4. Got $22,000 in accessories on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to see this one in on pictures because I, I will not give you enough over the air without seeing it. I mean, what, what is, what, what's the conversion on it? What did y' all do?

[Callers]

We did the four and a half inch lift. We did the cdf, Rams tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like a showpiece for your company? Sort of. You know, sounds like something y' all would take to, for, to, to make people go, wow, you know, the, ah, it's like having a pretty girl, you know, at your display booth.

[Callers]

Yeah, that's pretty much what it is. Just like the truck I'm purchasing now, you know, it's, you Know, it's. I don't know if you've seen them, the Freightliners. They don't make very many of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this sounds. I've got. I gotta hurry up. This sounds like, you know, sixty thousand dollar truck. Just. Just off the cuff. Yeah.

[Callers]

I had one guy offer me 64.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I'm in the right ballpark. Give me pictures, take a side shot, and then open the door and take an interior shot. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN in, tell me what you'll take on it, and I'll get it bought. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Callers]

There's a payoff of 31,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Then we will pay off the payoff and get your equity and wrap it up and be done. It's pretty simple. Go to. Go to the Better Business Bureau. I'm actually using this as a plug for other people listening. You ought to read our reviews online.

[Bobbo]

Good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God, I love them. You think that we wrote them and I promise we didn't. No, but they're just like, you know, I was leery of this. How can this happen? How can you go to a computer and they'll buy your car? Sure. And I mean, since we started asking for people for reviews, we've got like 70 on there. And they just all say the same thing. I thought it was too good to be true. I'm telling my friends. I thought it was too good to be true. I'm telling my friends.

[Callers]

So, yeah, I was driving down the road listening to you guys and I was like, hell, I'm gonna call in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Absolutely. We buy cars. We buy a couple hundred a week. 200, 250. I've been doing this for 21 years. The radio show, I've been doing it for 10. But the. Give me the VIN product. I launched it two years ago and it's now really starting to catch on. So.

[Callers]

Yeah, thanks. I have all the pictures. I have the VIN number on my phone. I'll send it to you when I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, Micah. A 10 RS 88, 000 mile roof automatic. It's a. It's a 10. 10 grand rig. It's a six cylinder, right? Yeah, it's a 10, 11 grand rig.

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably more. Probably more. 10. Go to givemethebend.com we'll buy it, Marcus at 06 GTO with a hundred. Just understand. Are you in Oklahoma?

[Callers]

No, sir, I'm in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. So you've got. You're okay. I'm not gonna argue with you about the ones that are on auto trader for 20,000. But they didn't understand that those cars have 11,000 miles on them.

[Callers]

Oh, I know. Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. I mean, people just blow me away. So your car. Your car has 100 on it. It's okay, but it's got 100 on it. It's not the collector. It's got 100 on. It's a different deal. And you may still hate my offer, but at least we're, you know. What do you think, Turley? An 06 goat with 100 on, is it worth. Is it worth 7, 500? Yeah, right. 7, 775. Yeah, Marcus, that's what we're thinking.

[Callers]

I appreciate it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want to buy it, so just go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. 800-800-7234. I asked early because I think you bought the past three. Don't we have one right now with 40 or something?

[Turley]

I think it's already sold, didn't it. No, we got another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Yeah, I got one somewhere. I saw it on the list last night. I think we had a 40,000 mile. We're going through our lineup. Metro on two Tuesday. 800-800-7234. Remember, dealers, franchise dealers. I've got a new product that I want you guys to help me test out. Go to givemetheven.com and click. Franchise dealers only. And it will bid your trade ins and it will bid your frontline inventory and 95% of them. I'll stand right behind. If there's that weird one we needed. If, you know it's hitting it wrong, which I don't think it will, I'm gonna say 98% of it. I mean, we got this thing dialed in tight, but I need you dealers all around the. All around the country pound this thing with your. With your overage inventory and your trade ins today. And I want to. I want to get your feedback on it. I want to buy your cars.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Play Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk is going to be with us tonight.

[JD Ryan]

Have you had any more rodents out of your property because you had a big problem last year?

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a mouse in our bedroom last Thursday.

[JD Ryan]

That's kind of funny, though. He's not. Hurry back and forth.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were sitting there watching tv and then my wife is up on the bed.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yelling, screaming. And I just was absolutely unreactive. The biggest. Son of a. I just. Right. I just turned. I just turned up the tv.

[JD Ryan]

That is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, that's a son of a move right there. Son of a move.

[JD Ryan]

He turns up espn.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a mouse dude.

[JD Ryan]

Baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watching tv.

[JD Ryan]

Quiet. Baby. Baby. Game day.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He's gonna. He's gonna run off and vaporize into the. But then he's in the walls and he's in the walls of our house. I'm like, there's other mice in the walls. We live in the country. I mean. Oh, how. How can you be so calm? What's wrong with you? I'm like, I've been living out here all the time. All. I mean, all my life. It happens. We've been. All these mice that we catch.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you think they come from? It's not a.

[JD Ryan]

It's a chipmunk, Right. What did you guys have last year? Raccoons. What'd you have? Raccoons last year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. We got rid of the possum too.

[JD Ryan]

Possum.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was it, Neil. A 17 lariat diesel four wheel drive with nine. What color is it?

[Callers]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what did we get for that red one the other day? Do you remember the new body style? 17. What year was the new body style? Was it 16 or 17? 16.

[Callers]

What year style?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's the new one, but did in 16. Was it the new one also? I don't remember.

[Callers]

No, I had a 15 and a 16 and they were the same body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so 17 is the first. We had a red one of these the other day and I thought we gave God what we get. 55 grand, 57 grand, something like that.

[JD Ryan]

Whoa.

[Callers]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where do you live?

[Callers]

I'm in the Saxy area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll email you an official offer letter. I'd love to get it bought. Are you going to trade it in? I guess.

[Callers]

Nah, I was just going to throw it out. Right. I've done quite a bit of work to it with electric steps and the lift kit and the wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well that, that's a different animal, you know, that's something I can't see. So please take a picture and send it in. I'll send you a great offer. I love, I love converted trucks like that. Obviously the one I was talking about in stock. 8008-072348-00800 radio D. Johnny Cash, Dylan Owens. 08 Trailblazer Four Wheel Drive with 153. Man, these Trailblazers, when they get over like 115, they go to the floor on the price. I mean I've been killed on them. What's it take to buy. What's it take to buy? That 153 is scaring me off. What's it take to buy it?

[Callers]

Was it worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think it's worth a thousand bucks?

[Callers]

What's it take to buy it worth 5,300?

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for, baby. Yeah, I knew Johnny was gonna be the high bidder on that one because I've taken so many hits on these trailblazers with over, when they get like 130, they just like go to 1500. Immediately book seven grand, they go to 1500. It's the damnedest thing. You just got to keep up. Oh, and 16, 15 and 14 BMWs.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Expect way back a book BMW came out with these new leases on the new cars, okay. And they've just created the market, cratered the market on their next new rigs. Seven series. I'm talking 10,000 back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Those start out really high, don't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, I mean it books 70 grand, it's worth 50. It books 50, it's 35. It's that crazy. That's on these seven series BMWs.

[JD Ryan]

Depreciating all the way down on even the three series.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duck, just hide. Hey, I've got a seven. No, I'm out.

[JD Ryan]

I'm out.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just no good that can be done. Nobody Wants them because the leases are so cheap on the new ones. Why the hell anybody buy? Used to. And that's what makes the market work. Randy, you're sitting there staring at me when I'm talking about this mouse thing. What are you doing?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got maces in your house?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

You had a mouse. You had a mouse in the house? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pervert mises.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. They do that to women on purpose because they know they're gonna jump up on something high. They wait till they get their jammies on or they're not gown or whatever.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Then they come out that crazy. And the woman gets up on the bed or chair the piano, whatever. Yeah. And shakes her thing for a while. They like that.

[JD Ryan]

So you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's a hustle that the mice are doing on purpose.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Perverts. Very few female mises.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me mice. Me says all right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Plural.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, very few females.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. So they take it out on your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got going on this week?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Another day, another nut. I've been hanging around the office up here a little bit. Hey, I don't want to hack nobody off, but there's quite a bit of raw language goes around over there.

[JD Ryan]

You aware of this bad language?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, you're the boss, ain't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I did, I did. I did notice that there's you called out by chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, did you? That's good. I mean, I ain't no kid, but every one of those guys got a filthy mouth. I heard Hoot and Robert the other day have a frick off.

[JD Ryan]

Really? Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He says, well, frick you Robert. And Robert's like, well far than foul you Hoot. And Hoot's like, well, freak a friggin frump of a furling frog all over your bobo. And you hear a lot of bobo. Yeah, and butt and ass behind and a hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Oh God, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And sometimes all they talk about is poo poo. Really? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And shy. Shy.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know what that doo doo. Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Even dog doo doo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like bathroom humor.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Which is kind of disgusting.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then sometimes it's all about the pee pee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And even the tt.

[JD Ryan]

All right, we get it.

[Callers]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

There's all kinds of talk about tops and ticklers and bushes and shrubs and knobs and Renee nay even said bag of pee pee the other night. I mean, it boggles the mind. I'm just glad Sharonda and the kids ain't around to hear. I mean, it's not cause they'd understand it or anything. But those little ones, they might repeat it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They never had a perfectly opportune time.

[JD Ryan]

Always did the worst.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nah, they'll wait till they're someplace nice like a post office or Walmart or Uncle Scooter's funeral or something. And there's all kinds of possums and other churchy types around.

[JD Ryan]

Churchy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And they'll say, like, my daddy's freaking butt took a big old heap and poo poo on a damn bag of pee pees.

[Turley]

Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it's not that bad.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And they heard it all here, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I did send an inner office memo out yesterday to. To ask. Ask everyone to dial it back. What? We have this environment, this big room, and it's got 12 buyers in it. Sure. And. And they're in, like, a trading desk.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And they rag on each other all day.

[JD Ryan]

Just fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just fun. Just fun. Ball busting is what it's called. But it's just. It just keeps escalating and escalating and escalating. I was in there the other day. I'm like, my God.

[JD Ryan]

So you're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

This has gotten a little out of control.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's when I saw who was working on this Nissan. And he said, 11 2. And he said, okay, sir, well, be sure to try us again. He hung up the phone. Robert said, well, frick hoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said he'd go to level four.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He said, you said level two. Freak you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're so nice to the customers, but then they just cuss each other.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. Have a nice day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He said, you're full of doo doo, and you don't even know if you kiss my bobo.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I wonder if my new commercial maybe lowered the bar on. On what's good and bad. I. I think a lot of this starts at the top. And when I'm the one saying, hey, reel it in.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that really means something's wrong.

[JD Ryan]

My first thought was, if you're the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'm the one on the line.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you don't know where our line is.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then Renee N. Said, y' all are both about useful as a bag of pees.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Get it.

[JD Ryan]

We get it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Thank you. Logan, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Callers]

Good morning. How are y' all doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your last name really police?

[Callers]

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. That's. What do they do when they arrest you? Or like. I mean, they just. That's odd.

[Callers]

Never been arrested before.

[JD Ryan]

If you're a cop though. They call you police officer. Police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in? Police impersonator. Where are you calling from?

[Callers]

I'm calling from Lake Grapevine right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you've got a 02Z06, is that correct?

[Callers]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Callers]

26,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. How many, what color?

[Callers]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have? Clean Carfax, no damage history.

[Callers]

Yes sir. Clean carfax, no damage history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the tires, do they need to be replaced? Because those ventures people are real picky. I mean.

[Callers]

Yeah, no sir, they are. They're brand new. They're six months old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it is a $20,000 car.

[Callers]

20,000? Yeah. You're pretty much in the ballpark. But I'm asking a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, of course you are. I mean you wouldn't be a red blooded male if you're not.

[Callers]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

But really my deal is, is ease paid now. No test drives, no bs. We'll come pick it up. You're done. So it, you know, you might be able to squeeze another 1500 out of it. Running ads for three months and taking 500 phone calls and running into six people that can't get financed on an O2.

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, for another 1500, but. Or you can just sell it to us for 20 and be done.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Callers]

Well, I was just curious on what your offer was going to be and now I know. Thank you for your time today. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go to givemetheven.com if you're serious about selling it. It. 800. 800-7234.

[JD Ryan]

Give me the VIN for boats.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't sell our boat.

[Callers]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

And it's a great boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's the cheapest one on the market.

[JD Ryan]

Cheapest is beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Sea Ray. Same body style as the new ones.

[Bobbo]

The new ones.

[JD Ryan]

It looks brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cost like 200,000.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I can't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we asking for? 31.

[JD Ryan]

31.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's 200 hours on the engine. I know it's great shape sitting at Eagle Mountain Lake. I'm going to sell it. 800-817-234. Just go to givemetheven.com or you can just use it, I don't care.

[JD Ryan]

But you need to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I need to sell me.

[JD Ryan]

Get rid of it. Yeah. But it's a great boat for somebody this summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

So spring break, email.

[JD Ryan]

Jd. JD Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know we were missing everybody this week. On Tuesday I looked up, I had seven people out for spring break.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven. We. I had a trip Planned to Florida. I was taking the family and had to cancel. Anyway, got to work. Got to work. Be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just going to give me the VIN dot com. Remember, if I don't beat your Carmax offer. If you give me the chance to beat it, I owe you 100 bucks.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was the good rush. It really is. I forgot about it. I just stumbled into it.

[Bobbo]

I played Limelight the other day on.

[John Clay Wolf]

My show and that's great, but this is like the. This is the deep cut rush that you fell in love with as a kid.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Yeah. Too much.

[JD Ryan]

Too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neil Peart is the best drummer. When you. If you didn't watch him on the big screen, you'd think there were two drummers. There's just no way that one human being could perform that. It's. It's stupid is what it is.

[Bobbo]

He's the consummate rock drummer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the best in the world. I mean, who's better than Neil Peart? Who?

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it doesn't exist.

[Bobbo]

Jeff Picaro. There's a kid from Keith Garlocks that you saw play with Steely Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying he's not great, but who's this good?

[Bobbo]

Well, nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Jesus.

[Bobbo]

Not even Karen Carpenter was that of a drummer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daryl, a 15 ram mega cab with 36. What color?

[Callers]

It's a gray. Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Callers]

It's lift. It's got 7 inch lift with 37 tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. How many miles are on the tires?

[Callers]

Oh, 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're not. They got plenty of meat on them. Okay.

[Callers]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the bumpers and the. And the steps and the this and that? What else did you do?

[Callers]

It's. It's a spot custom rams, lift, all stuff. It's a Laramie. Loaded, leather, everything but a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a 40? I'm talking out of school. I'm. I'm not looking anything up. And I'm not. I'm just talk. This is a discussion, not an offer. Is this in your research? Is this a $45,000 truck?

[Callers]

Yeah, about 45 to 47, I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm thinking. Can you. And I love to buy it. Can you go to. I need to see it, though. I need to see the pictures. Just when I. When I see them, then I know how people will react. It's like some gal trying to tell you how pretty she is. Send me a picture and don't send me a high school picture. You know, let's see the one after three kids.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. Recent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I didn't mean that. I just mean, you know, nothing.

[Bobbo]

I mean make it today.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We wouldn't be here without wonderful women giving birth to us.

[Callers]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly.

[Callers]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Dot com. Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN dot com. Jennifer. A 1212 BMW X6. That's the little funky one. It's good looking, but it's funky.

[Callers]

It's kind of funky looking. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's not an M Sport. X6. It's just the X6. Correct.

[Callers]

It's not an M Sport. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Callers]

I'm calling from Willis, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where that be?

[Callers]

That would be north of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Are you listening to us on the buzz or are you listening to us on espn?

[Callers]

I am. I am listening to you on the buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the first time you've ever tripped across us or have you caught us before? It is.

[Callers]

It's the first time I've ever called. My husband and I are sitting here and we were. We were just wondering and we might be interested in selling it. We just want to know what you thought it was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a X635 or 53 35.

[Callers]

345.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got 77,000 miles on. What color is it?

[Callers]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Callers]

It is clean car fax. Yes it does. And it's a camel color on the inside with black carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Callers]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Callers]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a nineteen thousand dollar buyer.

[Callers]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like me. When people hit me too high, I'm like, oh, no.

[Callers]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I play. My business is a game of inches, literally. And I know when I tell people I make 300 a car, they're like, you're a liar. No, I'm really not. Right, but if you do the math on 300 car, 300 a car and figure 200 a week, then it starts. Okay, well, it makes sense. I'm a commodity trader. I'm hard money right there on the cutting edge of the market and I make a very small profit. I couldn't give 20 for this car.

[Callers]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Callers]

Okay, well, that's what we need to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would give 19 though. I will give 19, not wood. All right, thanks. We got a bid on the boat. Awesome. Put him hold now. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

We're gonna fight for that inch. We're gonna claw with a fingernail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. Rico. Mike, where are you calling for from?

[Callers]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Callers]

I am calling from Murphy, Texas, actually. I talked to you before about an 09 LX570.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Callers]

You mentioned a boat that you had for sale, and I want to see if you can sell as good as you can buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, all right. Well, I can tell you what I. I bought this boat from a listener in Houston two years ago. And.

[Callers]

Fresh water or salt water?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fresh water. Never been to salt water. Pulled it out of a lake Conroe, moved it up to Eagle Mountain. It's lived its whole life. It's a 01 or 02280C. Ray a Sundancer in the. Yep. In the twin V6s. All the goodies. Great look. Needs. Yeah. All the goodies. Everything you can think of. Check. Check every box. I put a bottom job on it about a year and a half ago, and the hours are 270 on both engines, I believe.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

To make it perfect. Figure two, $3,000. I'm talking about nitpicky stuff like the seat cushions and the canopy top.

[Callers]

What kind of engine you got in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it.

[Callers]

It's not a ball of pen sets?

[JD Ryan]

Mercruiser.

[Callers]

So you have a. You got.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got Mercury Twins. Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Twin Mercs.

[Callers]

Twin Mercs. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so it's the good body style. It's the one that looks like the current one, not the old one.

[Callers]

Okay, excellent. How much you want for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

31.

[Callers]

31 cash. All right, well, can I give you my number to text me and then you and I will. Let's look up the vin. There's no issues with it as far as. Sure water damage. Anything with the up and downs over the last few years?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Everything's great.

[Callers]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah, I'll put you on hold. Thanks. 800-800-7234. Grab Mike Mike's info and. And give it to J.D. oh, two. Oh, two Frank. O2 accord LX with leather and 83s. If it's real nice, I think it's worth. Is it a six cylinder?

[Callers]

Who are you talking to? Frank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank is what it says. Is that not right?

[Callers]

Yeah, that's my name. Hey, tell Bobby Brown our Frank Beme is on the phone from Back to All Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Our Frank Bimier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Hell, Benny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Callers]

And he. And tell him I'm. I'm divorced. I'm divorced, finally. And I'm sitting in front of the liquor.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so you'll be able to hang around a little more often. That'll be good.

[Callers]

Well, I'm always a hanging man. I'm always a hanging.

[Bobbo]

Can't you see what that woman has done to me?

[Callers]

Well, I'll tell you what she's done to me. She done took my lake house, my porch, my boat, and my guitar collection. But I'm a happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave it to bottom.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave it.

[Bobbo]

Leave it to Bobo's friend that was not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave it to Bobo's friend from Louisiana to drop an F bomb on the show. I'm glad that we got it dumped wired. That weird. That weird. That weird sound y' all heard was us hitting the delay dump. Holy. So, Sean, a Shelby GT500 with $13,000. It's mid-20s.

[Callers]

Mid-20s?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is that.

[Callers]

Yeah, a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Callers]

Probably 31.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on that body style. Unless I'm missing something. When did they change the body style?

[Callers]

I'm not sure what year it was, but it's only got 13500 miles. Garage cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy a lot of these. Just go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me. If it's the new body style, then you're right. If it's the old body style, then you're wrong. I'm just telling you I bought and sold 10 of them in the past eight months. And there's a drastic difference. That older, that first gen body style has gone down a lot. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Don, are you there? Don? Hey, man. I told you earlier. I saw you on givemetheven.com they're emailing you an offer letter now. They're contacting you.

[Callers]

Okay, I'm trying to send you my email, but I'm driving and it's not going through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, just. Just call them. Call them back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

We should get that guy hooked up with old strip club down there. Isn't he the same area out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in Lafayette. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Ah, they could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they party good?

[Bobbo]

Latest out from strip club. And I had it here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Turley]

Johnny's a. Describe who strip club is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ was our call screener for years. And for fans of the show, actually, you can go to givemetheven.com and click media. And we have three different TV show pilots that we put together over the years. They must have sucked because none of them actually hooked.

[Turley]

The first one I thought was pretty damn funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody liked them. You know, we were gonna be on a E, and then it got shelved, and reality TVs just hit and miss. But strip club is in that first one. Great big mammoth guy. And. And Baba really made a career out of making fun of him.

[Turley]

What is he doing now?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is he doing now?

[Bobbo]

I. I just had. Here he is. Here he is. Here he is. Okay. I think I'll put a post on my Facebook here. No, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he. He talks like that because strip club is a Rennie renaissance. And he.

[JD Ryan]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He goes by Kulag.

[Bobbo]

Kulag Storm, Wolf. At your service, my lady. Oh, yeah. I'd like to show you my ax.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what. What did he put on his face?

[Bobbo]

It's. It's coming up here, so. And it's so strip club. Okay, this is 30 minutes ago, right? Woke up antsy and dying to get out of the house. Who wants to take me to get sushi?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just so rare.

[Turley]

Who wants to take me?

[Bobbo]

So random. Is so needy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's very needy. He's very needy. I keep offering him a job, but he's enjoying living off the state's money.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's not gonna take a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. He hurt himself delivering pizzas.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He slipped in someone's front yard delivering pizza. He broke his leg in, like 40 places. But he was so proud that he didn't drop the pies on the way down. Broke every bone in his body, but he kept the pies. This guy weighs 350. And. And. And he is.

[Bobbo]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a ward of the state now, basically.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a Facebook account.

[JD Ryan]

I. Loving it.

[Bobbo]

Blood pressure is down 20 points since Tuesday, exclamation mark.

[Turley]

That's his post.

[JD Ryan]

He has got nothing else to do.

[Bobbo]

But 20 for 28 likes. And one love.

[John Clay Wolf]

One love. One love. Boy.

[Bobbo]

Old strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What have you got in the news, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Let me see. See here. We're gonna do a top 10. Or we can go into the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we do have to do top 10. No, it's Casey standing right over there. Casey.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, John. How you doing? It's spring break, and of course, it's St. Patty's Day. Did you know the Irish have a tendency to, well, drink a little bit? They do. And if you're gonna get drunk this weekend, you may want to use these terms. These Are actual terms, ways to say you're drunk in Ireland. Are you ready? I don't know if Bobbo's ready, but I am. Here comes. Here comes.

[Callers]

Number 10.

[JD Ryan]

Trolleyed. You're trolleyed if you're drunk in Ireland.

[Callers]

Number 9.

[JD Ryan]

Away with the fairies. True story.

[Callers]

Number 8.

[JD Ryan]

Boiled in the bag.

[Callers]

Number 7.

[JD Ryan]

You can use this one tonight. Fanny packed.

[Callers]

Number 6.

[JD Ryan]

Curly fried.

[Bobbo]

My favorite.

[JD Ryan]

My favorite's coming up. This is not as though it's hufflepuffed. These are actual terms in Ireland for I'm drunk. Number four, Steam pigged. Number three, Monkey bottomed.

[Callers]

Number two.

[JD Ryan]

Number one. Still my favorite. Number two is quiffy. Number one is droopy peckard. In Ireland you can be droopy pecker and be drunk. Happy St. Patty's Day to each and every one of you. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What do you think you're doing?

[Turley]

Oh, it's the leprechaun.

[JD Ryan]

We have a leprechaun.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What do you think you're doing having all these little Irish jokes?

[JD Ryan]

Well, they're, you know, Curly fried, Hufflepuff, steam pigged, monkey bottomed.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Would you like to take a moment to think about what we feel in Ireland?

[JD Ryan]

Every damn Saint Patty's been well, but you guys don't even.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I've got wankers like you making jokes about being dog peppered.

[JD Ryan]

Dog peppered. That's a good one.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Is that what they say?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And you're all waiting for blue diamonds and yellow moons. Oh, they're after me lucky charms.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You ever eat a potato, nothing else but a potato for 14 damn years. You think it's easy to be a little leprechaun? Oh, I think I'm cute because of my heart. Think I'll find you gold?

[JD Ryan]

No, I was just hoping you bring us.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Larry Gatlin had a great idea. There's no gold in Ireland.

[JD Ryan]

California copy, St. Patties. Bring us some Keebler cookies, Danny.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 12 Lariat diesel, four wheel drive with 70 on its worth. Mid to low 30s, probably more.

[Callers]

Mid 30s, mid 30s, that's pretty good. Yeah, like 33, 34.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just need to see the pictures. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up?

[Callers]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it.

[Callers]

A ding on the front bumper and that's about it. Some guy was driving down the road, some lumber in front of me, part of his load.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I just need to. Yeah, no pun intended there. Do we need. Do we do we need. Do we need to just replace the front bumper? Do we have to do the fender?

[Callers]

No, it's not. It caught right on the chrome piece. Right. On a bumper. It's probably like the size of a baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean.

[Callers]

Yeah. Maybe a little smaller in a baseball game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Callers]

I'm like a good thing that it hit exactly where it hit because, you know, it's a 4x4 corner post and it would have probably went through the radiator and everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That is cool.

[Callers]

No other damage besides that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got 400 bucks, I think is what it'll cost me to replace that bumper.

[Callers]

Yeah, yeah. They're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it, man. Let's do it. Go to givemetheven.com I'll get it bought. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Black, white, Latino or other.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we have that. If you'd like to.

[John Clay Wolf]

58 seconds. I'd like to do a quickie.

[JD Ryan]

Let me see if I can pull a quickie here for you. We have Brianna. Willie called the Missouri police when her. She walked into her home the other day. Her and her kids went out to the shop, walked in and found a woman sitting on her couch naked. So was the woman on her couch whose name was Katherine Farrell. Was she white, black or other? And she was sitting there when. When asked why she was in the house, she said, I'm here for a birthday party. Thus lead the birthday suit. True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with a white person on methamphetamine.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna say other meaning. Jamaican.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, very nice.

[Turley]

I'm gonna go with African American.

[JD Ryan]

It's in Pelvi, Missouri. She was very white and very nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

And was she on methamphetamine?

[JD Ryan]

She was in fact on methamphetamine.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kidding.

[Turley]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Held in her clothes on the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watched a lot of Breaking Bad. You did. I can spot a methamphetamine far away. We'll be right back. 800-800-7234. Is the call in number. Just go to givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. I.

[Callers]

Tell you, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. GiveMeThe Vin.com Go there. Enter your VIN number. I'll buy your Car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John clay wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Between. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Call him toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO 1800, 800 RADIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. It is the last week of spring break. I hope you went to the beach and got wasted and had your way.

[Bobbo]

With all the women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they had their way with you.

[Bobbo]

Starting off a triple shot of pretenders on QQ102 Texas best rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, good morning. You're on the air.

[Callers]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you. Where do you hail from, sir?

[Callers]

Originally from Michigan and now I am in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, like the rest of north Texas yankee snowbirds. Was this vet a Michigan vet or was it always a Texas vet?

[Callers]

It was a Indiana vet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it a convertible or a coupe? It's a coupe and it's a stick. And what color is she?

[Callers]

It's cobalt blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have chrome wheels? The factory chromes.

[Callers]

It has aluminum wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Callers]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. This is a weird question, but it's a real one. Does it have a power seat on the passenger side?

[Callers]

It does. It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so no nav. Does it have dual zone air conditioning? Like passenger can control theirs. Okay, so we got a base Corvette. Not that it's bad. I love the miles, by the way. It's just.

[Callers]

Yeah, it's a z. It's a Z.51.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what does that mean on 05 handling package. Okay, now I know what you're talking about. I'm sorry I got thrown off there. So we've got a 17,000mile stick, blue vet base car, but great miles. Does it need tires?

[Callers]

No, it's got the supercar tires on there which are pretty thin tread to begin with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it $20,000?

[Callers]

No, I think it's more like 23,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I think it's 20. Average MMR is 176 and that's like average auction data. And I'm hitting it 2500 harder than that because the miles are so cute. But it's still. It's not the heavy equipment car. So it won't. These vet guys are really into their options and the money really swings up and down with it. So if you want to sell it for 20, I'll buy it. It's an 05. First year. The new body style, pretty car, but it's still a couple body styles old. But I'm a buyer at 20.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Callers]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Bobbo]

He's not a DAC Corvette. It's like that's what Romo's gonna be driving later this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? Dang. Where's he going?

[Bobbo]

No, but if you're playing for Cleveland, I mean, you look cool in a Corvette, man.

[Turley]

I think he may be going to television.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

I'd be smart for him to get out before he can't talk anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's pictures of an ambulance racing to Houston for him to go meet with the Texans.

[Turley]

If he doesn't get the. What he wants, money wise, I mean, there's no reason for him to do it. He can ask for something stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not even him. It's what Jerry will.

[Turley]

Well, they'll cut him by. It may wait till June.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. What do you call when you back up? People's money. So they'll pay him million. But you got to pay a million on top of it. Sponsor, not sponsor. Supplement, not escrow. No.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry's got to pay the extra. Jerry overpaid him. He over signed him. Right. Nobody's going to take that contract.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Cowboys are going to have to supplement the extra, the added money to cover it out. Right. I mean, so he'll be getting a check from his team and then he'll still be getting a check from the Cowboys to match the computer contract. Nobody's gonna buy that contract.

[JD Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is your question.

[Turley]

So he. Even if he gets cut, the cobwebs still have to pay him.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Turley]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's. So the really question is if. If he wants to work or not. Exactly. Period. Period. Period.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Is it worth it for him to do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Turley]

Super bowl to chase it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, if you're a.

[Turley]

Competitor, you want to win that Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

But you also want to be able to walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to hear from his father. What. What's going on? And Romero is here in the studio.

[JD Ryan]

He seems to know so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

He always knows so much.

[Turley]

We can talk to him next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll bring him up after a couple of songs. And. Oh, Chord. Frank. Is this. Is this the Frank from Louisiana that Cussed a minute ago.

[Callers]

This is Frank right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Frank, you can't. You can't drop f bombs on the radio, man.

[Callers]

I know that.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[Callers]

I won't do it. I promise I'll keep it clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

This, of course, is a friend of babos. I mean, you know, any friend of bobbos that drops f bombs on the radio. God bless. Frank, can you shut up for a minute? Okay, Frank, I had to hang up. I'm just not. I don't have the patience this morning. Dealers, dealers, franchise dealers, used car managers, SalesPeople. Go to givemetheven.com Click the Franchise Franchise dealer button in my magic box will bid your trade ins and your overage inventory. I want y' all to blow this thing up today and give me some feedback because we're fixing to release it. So go to. Give me the VIN.com. click Franchise Dealers. It's a automated bidding thing. It'll blow your mind. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of loving you no pills gonna kill my. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Give me The VIN is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the whipping post by the Allman brothers. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're fixing to lose some of our audience in Oklahoma City, Dallas, Fort Worth, and the Buzz listeners in Houston at 11. Oh, and of course, Zzoa up in Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey. And then hour number four comes on. You can grab that on the podcast, you can stream it, go to our website. John Clay Wolf show. We have a show page and it will show you the deals you can stream from 14 Platinum F150. Christopher, where are you calling from? Houston. Houston. Okay. I can barely Hear you if you can pick up the phone. I appreciate it. And is it a four wheel drive or two? This is a two six cylinder or eight.

[Callers]

It's the EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a platinum, right?

[Callers]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof and nav. All the goodies. Power running boards.

[Callers]

Yes, sir. Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Callers]

It's a ruby red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Anything wrong with it?

[Callers]

No, sir. It's clean. Super clean. Still smells brand new on the inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. Does 30 grand buy it?

[Callers]

That's kind of close to what I was looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's always. I mean, you know, we. We are. Our niche in the market is getting. Right there. I mean, can we give retail and stay in business? Of course we cannot. Duh.

[Callers]

Yeah, of course. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But can I get real close and make it easy and fast and secured? Check. And you don't have to jack with anybody. And payoffs. And I can handle your payoff. I can do all that. Yeah.

[Callers]

So that's actually better than what y' all hit me on.

[Bobbo]

On.

[Callers]

On givemetheven.com because you only hit me at 26. Then when this was like the middle of the week. I've been emailing back and forth, so that's why I went ahead and called to see maybe. Maybe you thought differently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a bad carfax?

[Callers]

I don't think so. No, it shouldn't have anything because.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, if it has a bad carfax accident history, we knock off about 15%. Okay, so let me. Let me pull up your deal when we're done and. And I'll get with you, whoever you're talking to. Say, say show this deal to John when he gets off the air.

[Callers]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Beautiful truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your guy that called in from Baton Rouge.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's cussing and he's all torqued up. Is he just a wild man?

[Bobbo]

He's a character, dude. Old bimmy. We had a deal long ago. I had a friend who made a fortune in acid. You know what acid is?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Like lsd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done it, but y' all.

[Bobbo]

Know what it is, so. And I drove with him. This is years ago, I think. Statute of limitations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what year?

[Bobbo]

Like. Like 91.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Bobbo]

We decided we're gonna go down it and pick up a sheet for this guy. That's 100 hits. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

These sell for 12 each.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

For 180. Had an inside, inside, inside deal. But I told him, listen, he wanted me to go into It. I'm like, I'm not gonna go try out something that somebody made that I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But I got a friend, Bimmy, that would probably be happy to do that and we'll pick him up. Yeah, sure, I'll do it, man.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. We're gonna have how many?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, I'll take two. Yeah, I'll take two.

[Bobbo]

So we went down there, we bought it, Made it. Made the deal.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Went to a Whataburger on the way back, and Paul went in and had something to eat, you know, and gave Bimmy two hits of this stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long does it take for it to take effect?

[Bobbo]

Well, one will stay. One will start in within 40 minutes or so and stay with you for 12 hours. So 2. 2 is just to make sure that it's really good. And it was good, man. Bimmy went crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all just sat there and watched it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, then we, you know, we gave him. And we watched him for a while. We had a couple water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you put him in a maze and see if he can get out?

[Bobbo]

We got him something to eat, you know.

[JD Ryan]

What is he doing at this point? What is. I don't know what acid does to you. What does it. Do you hallucinate?

[Bobbo]

Well, no, for a while you get quiet because you're not sure what you're seeing is real.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay. So you see things.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, you don't see monkeys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you see?

[Bobbo]

You see, the wall talks. The roof might take on a new contour.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. All right. I got.

[Bobbo]

From a geometric standpoint.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. I follow you.

[Bobbo]

Angles. Angles don't ring true anymore.

[Turley]

If you're on a bad trip, you may see ants crawling on your arms.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's possible.

[JD Ryan]

Mirrors. Okay, yeah.

[Turley]

Televisions may become where there's water coming out of the screen.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you watch Pink Floyd, the wall, do you get a better hit off of it? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. Yeah, I had a bad time with that one. No, but we thought after about an hour, we thought, well, this isn't working because Bimmy's fine. He's eating two cheeseburgers. You know, he had his old. His whole Happy Meal, you know, he's drank three refills of Coke, he's fine. Then he goes, I gotta get some of that ice cream, man. I said, oh, yeah, that's right, man. So we knew it was good. And my friend Dave made a fortune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all protect him for the next 12 hours? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

We said Dave drove a Honda CRX of course, there wasn't a lot of back seat to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And Bimmy was able to just kind of, kind of lay spread eagled in that back cargo area, looking up through the big window, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a big guy or a little guy?

[Bobbo]

Nah, he's not. He's not big or small. He's, you know, he's about my size, probably taller than me.

[JD Ryan]

So when you sold this, you get 10 bucks a hit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he didn't sell it, his friend did.

[JD Ryan]

Right, Your friend sold it. Well, okay, 12. My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a better man now. Pearl Jam wrote a song about a long time ago.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really? He used his friend Jeremy the Wicked.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dissident. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony Romero's Tony Romo's father is going to come call. Come in. Come on in. Come on in.

[Bobbo]

Romero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on in. And. And people ask for these and they're on the John Clay Wolf show page on the right hand deal the clips of these from the past.

[Callers]

Best.

[Bobbo]

Buos Diaz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over modulating. Mr. Romo. Hi.

[Bobbo]

I get this sometime. It's because of my manly tone. Ah, I guess you have hear about the trouble with little Zeke, Elliot and the girl in the par.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so to background real quick, where this heavy accent comes from? Romero's from Mexico. It's Tony's father.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his mother is. What is she?

[Bobbo]

She's German, Polish.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why he's so clumsy.

[Bobbo]

This is why Antonio is so accident pro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Most of the time he have terrible time. So back to Zeke on The Dia de St. Patty parade. St. Patty parade in Dallas, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

It looked like the wonderful time. Jess on a horse.

[JD Ryan]

Good times.

[Bobbo]

Antonio was there as well. He's everywhere with his friend Zeke. What happened? And I know for a fact that many in the media do not know because there had been a lot of overreaction on their part, I think from the media.

[JD Ryan]

Overreaction.

[Bobbo]

Okay, what is he. He take the top of the woman he pulled down?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, her top was there.

[Bobbo]

She kind of exposed her. She's tata.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

First of all, you know that Antonio and his friends cannot attend just any public events that they want to. Just because.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Well, they are representing Los Dallas de los Vaqueros.

[JD Ryan]

Well, of course, everywhere you go. I'm sure that's in their contract.

[Bobbo]

And as such they can only take part in the most serious on sacred of holiday celebrations.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Like El Super Bowl. Oh, that's bigad.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On El dia de San Pati, the.

[JD Ryan]

Day of St. Patrick.

[Bobbo]

Well, this have become an importante of late because as you probably know, Lil Zeke Elliott is Irish Catholic himself.

[JD Ryan]

I do. No, I don't believe that's. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Is he Ezekiel Eliot. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

All right. You made it. Hello. Okay, my bad.

[Bobbo]

And he's no alone on the roof of the Snookies Bar and Grill. A lot of people, Zeke until horse preseason game this year, he's still rookie and so he have not been issued his disguise yet. Disguises, yes. But they all wear them for those times they want to be in public but not seen as vaqueros.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like little angels, they get their Stella Dallas.

[Bobbo]

If you look at the picture from the same parties they put up, right. You can see Antonio, he stand behind Zeke with a lovely brown wig and green space glasses.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think that's Tony Robbins.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he is. And the one who looks like a Beyonce.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That is the X man, Des Bryan. And the distinguished looking older one with the blue hair and the floppy tatas and the fancy jewelry is obviously Jason Wheaton. Now the one in the front whom is chewing her chest is like a little whore.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

That is none other than el Jefe Rojas, Jason Garrett.

[JD Ryan]

It's not Jason Garrett.

[Bobbo]

And you will agree he is very convincing.

[JD Ryan]

It's not Jason.

[Bobbo]

Now, when Lil Zeke pulled open, coach Jared shared everyone freak out a little bit because of the tatas. They are not real. Yeah, and these are real. There's no and Daisy saying you're going to blow it. You're going to blow it. And the people are clicking pictures.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I see the pictures.

[Bobbo]

And Tony things to himself. Oh, no. This is a good time to cause a distraction.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Tony did.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So he take a det on the right.

[JD Ryan]

He took the one throw it at.

[Bobbo]

The Manning crowd with camera 79 yards per hour. Yes. He knock his camera out of his hand like John Wayne pal.

[JD Ryan]

Pa.

[Bobbo]

The man drop at the camera. Tony throw Sand Patty's beats. Now the whole thing was sponsored by the mirror light. Tony grabbed the Miller Light party ball.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no. He no.

[Bobbo]

And he lob it underhand like a shovel Pass like the bread far from the good old days.

[JD Ryan]

I got you. Shuttle pass. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And he spin, go around down. He knock a four cameras off of the house hands of SMU students who think they're going to get rich with this for tmc. But Tony does. No, no. TMC founder was on the roof as well. And he have his own tatas. And he still take the video and give Zeke and all this trouble.

[JD Ryan]

He ain't got him in trouble.

[Bobbo]

The only positive aspect is that Le Dark Press park little little Poopy Pants Duck Prescott.

[JD Ryan]

He's not Poopy Pants was at home.

[Bobbo]

Because he do not believe in S Patty's day.

[JD Ryan]

Well, he's smart not to be in this right leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what you're saying is the whole Zeke situation is just a big misunderstanding.

[Bobbo]

Jesse was not even a girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even a girl.

[Bobbo]

Jason Garrett.

[JD Ryan]

They feel each other's t. This picture is a woman.

[Bobbo]

I don't think you'll be out of wheelhouse very often. I'm looking at her nose and her little red roots.

[JD Ryan]

I see it.

[Bobbo]

That's not Jason Garrett and that is not either. A tata. Please, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you for clearing this up, Mr. Romo. We only have a minute left on this hour. Where is Tony going for his next career move?

[Bobbo]

I think he said he'd go to Joe's Krabashak, which is a very bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, an 11 lariat EcoBoost four wheel drive with 140. If it's a crew cabin, it's nice. It's worth 13 grand. Does that sound right?

[Callers]

It's close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll buy it 15 Denali dually. Does it have a roof? Yes. Matt. Four wheel drive.

[Callers]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive. Yes, it's four wheel drive loaded out 1532, 000 miles. I got 20 seconds left. I got to go fast. Still go to give me the VIN and load this up so we can verify. But I'm. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's 43 grand is what I'm thinking. 43. 43. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Dallas buzz listeners, Oklahoma City zzo. We will see you next week. Everybody else hang tight. Hour number four is on deck. You can stream us online off iHeartRadio. John Clay WolfShow.com.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800-radio or log on to gowolf.com now John Clay Wolf hour number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the hour I like because I don't have the programming nazis breathing down my neck.

[JD Ryan]

You can relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[JD Ryan]

Is it still every week?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it's every three weeks that.

[JD Ryan]

If we do something stupid we know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S not even about doing anything stupid now. Stupid? Who stupid 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Remember, dealers, franchise dealers, go to my website, give me the vin. Click franchise dealers and let my system bid your trade ins and overage inventory. Let me know what you think. I need to test this thing out and I need y' all to do it. My bids are good. Unless it looks stupid. Then. It's not. But I mean, I think 97% of the time this thing's dead nuts on. We just have to. We're still tuning on it just a little bit. We're working on the carfax issues because it's hard enough to bid cars by a robot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no fast hard rule, but carfax is. It's just weird. It's a weird dynamic. The Carfax announcement affects different models differently. So the way to program it properly is we really have to sector it out and do different discounts for the different. The luxury cars and the trucks. A truck. Bigger. The bigger the truck, the better it will hold. A carfax announcement.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, if you pop the bag on a big truck, it's not as bad. Okay.

[Turley]

Pop a bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not as bad. It's not as bad. A blown airbag. Previously on Airbag is not as bad on a 1 ton dually at all as it is on a, you know, 2015 Cadillac.

[Turley]

Oh, no, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Big difference. Okay, so there's a lot of programming going on. We've been working on this forever. But it's getting close. Okay. Kenny. An 09 Sierra SLT with 111. It's a two wheel drive crew cab.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 10 grand?

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. 10, 11, 12 is the money. You there? Hello?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to the website. But I'm thinking 10, 11, 12. I did not bid the car for 12 grand. My range, without looking at pictures is 10 to 12 grand.

[Callers]

Yeah, that's a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. I buy them every day. Buy them every freaking day. Unless it's a four wheel drive. If it's a 4Wh drive, then I'm hitting it too low.

[JD Ryan]

That's why had anybody go, dude, that's just. That's crazy. Much need done. That's too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to our reviews on Better Business Bureau and read them, they say that, do they? Oh, yeah. They never tell us that when we're buying them. But they're like, oh my God, he gave me more than anybody else. They beat CarMax by four grand. They beat out like, God, I bet we lost Our ass on that one.

[JD Ryan]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Greg. A11 Quattro Q7 with 34, 000 miles. What city are you hailing from, sir?

[Callers]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth. I know where that is. What part of Fort Worth you be staying?

[Callers]

I live out on Eagle Mountain Lake off Boat Club Road.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to buy my boat?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's right there at harbor one.

[Callers]

Yes, sir, that's right where I'm at.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to sell my boat. It's right there outside the harbor one. Anyway, yeah, JD's going out there afternoon to show it to somebody. You've got a.

[Callers]

What kind of boat is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

280C. Ray Sundancer, an O2.

[Callers]

All right, and what kind of money we looking for on that?

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand.

[Callers]

Man. Well, I'd like to get that info from you so I can go check that boat out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you sound like a wheeler dealer. Are you a car dealer?

[Callers]

I was back in the 80s. I used to be a buyer for several new car stores out of Fort Worth in Houston. I'm not in the car business anymore, but okay, man, I used to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could. Dude, are you the guy that always had the cars parked out on the. On Boat Club Road with the writing on the auction writing on them and said for sale?

[Callers]

I do sometime, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of car dealers live out there. Anyway, is this a premium, a premium plus or a prestige?

[Callers]

It's a Audi Q7 Quattro, all wheel drive. I mean, it's loaded all the way up. It's got the glass roof all the way to the back, it's got a dual sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm trying to. I'm trying to get it in the category. Which one is it? Is it. You don't. Okay, is it an S line? Does it have the S on the tag? No, I'm gonna bid it as a premium plus. That's all I can do. Okay, if it's not a plus and we might knock it down a bit. 34, 000 miles. So you're familiar with MMR?

[Callers]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, have you already looked it up?

[Callers]

No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Mmr on this thing's 34 grand based off what I'm seeing. And it needs a clean Carfax. 30, 000 miles. What color?

[Callers]

Diamond. White?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, diamond. Just 34 bite, shine like a dime.

[Callers]

Well, I'm a little upside down, you know. I bought a new Ford Platinum and I bought it as a manager's demo. Come to find out two years later when I got ready to trade it off. It had had a bad car factor. Had been in an accident for the manager. So I'm upside down in this, but what I'm trying to do is get out of this and get my life into a Ford Eggs. That's what she wants. I'm willing to do some kind of trading if you can get me in a dealership somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can get you into a boat.

[Bobbo]

Baby.

[Callers]

Well, you know, we might need to do something like that. Hell, we might do some. You're gonna pay my payoff on my, on my Audi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Callers]

I'm in the low, right around 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my boat's 30. Your truck's worth with a bad carfax is worth like 31. So if you give me 39. I mean, no. Yes, but I mean you're gonna have to overpay for the boat.

[Callers]

Well, I, I need some. How am I gonna get the info on the boat so I can go look at it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Email. JDRyan TV.

[Callers]

Write this down, baby. J.D. ryan, just get his R Y A.

[John Clay Wolf]

N. Yeah, I'm gonna put you on hold. They're gonna get get your information. JD will call you. Thank you.

[Turley]

JD does not want his email put out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD. JD Ryan, TV for all you ladies.

[JD Ryan]

TV is in television.

[Turley]

JD's gonna get all those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg. A12E350. Is it diesel or gas?

[Callers]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Callers]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Callers]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Callers]

Mansfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's close. All I'm asking that for is I, I gotta think about shipping. I mean, like it cost me about 250 to get a car out of Baton Rouge. And, and you know, everything like these remote areas, Arkansas, west Texas, south Louisiana. We're bringing the Dallas market to them so that we can make that work. But I just got to figure in shipping. But you have no shipping because you're right here. Okay, is it a four door or two door?

[Callers]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Callers]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 60 on it. It's got a clean Carfax. 60, 60, 60. 1,000 miles. And it's white. Does it have factory navigation?

[Callers]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 16 grand rig to me.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Callers]

John, I'm sorry. I can't let it go for that. But I know that's, that's ballpark for, for wholesale, man.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[Callers]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's it take to buy it?

[Callers]

About 18,5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just can't get anybody that excited about not, not knocking the car. But like the guys I deal with, they're, they're not going to overpay for a 60, 1,000 mile one. They'll overpay for a, you know, 20, 30, even 40,000 mile one. But when you get over 50, it just takes the sizzle off of it a little bit, so.

[Callers]

Yeah, I understand, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man, thanks.

[Bobbo]

Hey, breaking news. This just came out, filed to ESPN this morning. The saga in Dallas with what to do with Tony Romo has finally come to an end. Jerry Jones has made the executive decision last night that they would deal Tony Romo to the Pittsburgh Steelers. What? In return for Tony Romo, the Cowboys will receive a pack of Slim Gyms. Here we go. Coupon code for NFL Sunday ticket, scratch copy of Madden 16 for PS4, and a Target gift card with a balance of $17.34. I really bought into this clickbait until I got down to the Slim Jims. I thought, oh man.

[JD Ryan]

Just felt so sorry for him. The news guys were going and nobody really wants Tony, and they're showing him walk off the field.

[Turley]

I just hope somebody tuned in. You're like, oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Turley]

And then they had to get out of the car or something and didn't hear us finishing off that bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Slim Jims. What do you mean?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, they're good and all, but wow, he hell, he's better than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

These, these. My ears are going out. Uhoh.

[JD Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think too much auction, too much radio headphones.

[JD Ryan]

Radio headphones will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that in slapping that damn hose. When I sell a car, I've got this big rubber hose and I slam it on.

[JD Ryan]

Why do you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it creates excitement. It's fun.

[JD Ryan]

Why don't you get an air horn and plug your ear?

[Turley]

J.D. you don't understand how loud it is. So the auction's loud as it is? Yes, Somebody chattering, all that.

[JD Ryan]

Kinds of stuff.

[Turley]

You'll just periodically, probably every 30 seconds to a minute, hear this crap boom. I mean, it'll make you jump every time.

[JD Ryan]

That's John doing it.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, let's stop that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like it, so I need to plug my ears of some sort, but damn, they want. These auctioneers are so loud. This one in Houston, where I. I buy some cars. I'm not gonna say where, but yeah. This guy, he yells all the time. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Turley]

You want to actually hear the audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with you?

[Callers]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you keep yelling hey at me? I was sitting here buying on simulcast on my computer. And it's just hey, hey. I mean, I want to reach to the computer. Slapped the hell out of it.

[Turley]

Well, hey, here, you want to hear it again of him? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's on drugs?

[JD Ryan]

No, that's just part of his yes, hey dance.

[Bobbo]

Part of his case.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's his dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[JD Ryan]

I did a story on the guys that go to the school school to learn this but they don't teach him to yell. They don't know that's his little.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the only one I know. He's got a tick. Hey, let me give him a clue. Hey, quit yelling. Hey all the time.

[JD Ryan]

He said, quit slapping that river hose, Harry.

[Bobbo]

Carrie said, hey.

[Turley]

Yeah, there's no time. Every time it's sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. God almighty, how many. We ought to edit that down and just do the hay. I mean, it would have to sound.

[Turley]

Did four minutes of. And that's just like what, 12 seconds of that haze.

[John Clay Wolf]

I recorded it.

[JD Ryan]

Make that bigger your ringtone.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be funny. What's in the news, boss?

[JD Ryan]

Let me look here. Well, according to a new survey. John, you ain't know about part of.

[John Clay Wolf]

This the call in numbers 800. 800 radio for guys that want to call and get their car bid.

[JD Ryan]

Lots of. Lots of kids have student loans. A lot of people have student loans. In fact, most students do. Some college students, according to this new survey, plan to use that plan to use that money from their student loan.

[John Clay Wolf]

To party like a rock star party on spring break. You're right.

[JD Ryan]

The survey was taken. Said 36.6% of students with debt claim that used the money for other things, including their spring breaks, for food and for one third of the survey said they used it to buy clothing and food in restaurants.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. My student loans.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. It was what barely any of it was for books.

[JD Ryan]

See, that's what. They shouldn't just give the student the money. They should put it. They should put it at the university or at the bookstore. That's what I said. You did that, John. You spent your.

[John Clay Wolf]

I borrowed the money from the school and I opened a bar with. Would be funny if I was lying. God, that's.

[JD Ryan]

That's so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm absolutely not lying.

[JD Ryan]

But you made the money. You paid it back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, I paid my student loans. There you go.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of people don't because they're out spending money.

[Bobbo]

Your money, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my mom covered that semester last minute. But I'd already had the financial aid lined up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'd paid the registrar already, and then here comes the financial aid money. And I was like, carter, man, let's open a bar.

[JD Ryan]

You started hustling.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing paid itself off in 90. 90 days.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say 90 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

90 days. But we, like, rented the air compressors and busted up the concrete. It was a dress shop.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And went to, like, the Home Depot back then and grabbed the day labors and they dug the ditches. We did so much of this work ourselves. He built the bar. We. We did the whole thing, license and all, and plumbing and furniture for $38,000.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we. It paid itself off in 90 days.

[Turley]

Or your payments were like, 72 bucks a month for that student loan, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a good deal, I guess.

[JD Ryan]

Is this still there, by chance? No. Gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's gone. It. One of them. We. We bought another one with the profits of that one, and it's still. There's the aardvark in Fort Worth, but, yeah, that was fun.

[JD Ryan]

Fun stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's nothing more fun than being in college and underage and owning a bar. And your partner is in the good. I. I went to smu. This was a tcu, but your partner's in the best fraternity at school, so it was just immediately the Kappa Sigs Bar. And it was just game.

[Bobbo]

You suck. Oh, I hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was game. Really?

[JD Ryan]

That's a movie. That's a movie plot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was wonderful. And I had no idea how wonderful it was at the time.

[JD Ryan]

No. Isn't that weird? You're in the middle of it, you don't know how good it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so you. You'd get off at 2, clean up for an hour.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody count their tips, sleep until 11, get up and get on your dirt bikes and go ride cross country, your motocross trails all afternoon, Come back in, meet the beer guy, load up, do it. It was just the best life ever. Summertime, go skiing. You had money. I mean, you were a kid and you had money.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's the key to anything. I mean, if you're 20 years old, you got some money, dude. Yeah, you have fun with it. When you're 40 years old, you got money. You spend it on your damn kids. You got no money. Even if you're making money, you've got no money. They keep you poor. They really do. I'm aware. Bob, can you contest?

[Bobbo]

I don't believe I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, your kids don't keep you broke?

[Bobbo]

No.

[JD Ryan]

You just haven't put a pencil to it yet then? Because the average kid costs between a quarter of a million and $300,000 to raise no. 18. Yes, sir does.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, we talked about that before. You don't. You don't count that expense. I mean, you just. I've got three books of. I can show you guys how I do budget. I'm a great accountant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, and I just don't count. I don't count the kids into the budget. I had a thousand dollars worth of dental appointments in March. Okay, okay. So far.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All right.

[Bobbo]

And they're paid for.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, but that money came out of your pocket. It did come in.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the government paid for it.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I mean the government paid for half of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, let go.

[Bobbo]

Let go my Obamacare. Let go my Obamacare guy. We're actually on a Humana plan now. And it would have been like $2,000. Yeah, he had cavities that cost 420.

[John Clay Wolf]

Insane. Mike, are you on your wife's insurance and she works for a big corporation. Yeah, yeah. JD, I pay 1700amonth for health insurance.

[JD Ryan]

Crap. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and it's still. Every time you go, you get the hustle at the doctor's office.

[Bobbo]

What do you got for deductible for your. About like 13,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But whenever you go, then they send you a bill like three months later for more.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That wasn't enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't enough.

[JD Ryan]

Wasn't enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable.

[JD Ryan]

And they get away with it.

[Bobbo]

They can.

[John Clay Wolf]

1700Amonth.

[JD Ryan]

They can just put up there whatever they want.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the hell is all this supposed to work anyways? Has Trump come out with his insurance stuff? Does it make any sense?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Turley]

I mean, nothing's really official yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Proposal.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I think it's going to be. I think it's going to be a big step down.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going to gear down.

[Bobbo]

I think it's going to be a big step down.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

It's going to help a lot less people, that's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every mean Trump. Trump is every day. When I get in bed at nighttime, oh, what did Trump do today? I go to USA Today and I click down and read the Trump stories of the day. It's unbelievable. When is this going to wear off?

[Bobbo]

When's it going to stop, is the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the craziness going to.

[Bobbo]

I mean, people, he's defunded public broadcasting and the Endowment for the Arts so we can buy more planes and tanks. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we need more things doing wrong. I Mean, they've got to redo the budget. Did you not think that there were things in there that needed to go?

[Bobbo]

There absolutely are things, but not for the. Not for the sake of military spending. Defense contractor budget. That's the biggest welfare in the world. Where the country's concerned, we don't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Need to feed people.

[Turley]

Right. Meals on wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's stupid.

[JD Ryan]

Screw it. The whole symphony thing is really overdone.

[Bobbo]

Seth Rogen had a great tweet this week. He tweeted the new health care should be called screw the poor, get rich.

[JD Ryan]

That's not accurate either, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got to take the bull by the horns and fix the budget. I don't know enough about it. I didn't look. I read through the programs that were being defunded, and some of them raise an eyebrow. But a lot of that stuff has sub parent programs over it. Like, they're subcategories. And they're like, hey, this subcategory is crap. It's not being effectively. Yeah, there's so many things attached to it.

[Bobbo]

There's a phrase, baby, with the bath water, though, you don't just shut down the whole damn epa.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't.

[Bobbo]

No, but they'd like to because their oil friends would like them to and.

[JD Ryan]

The coal friends would like them talking to your dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. No, his dad's the other way.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, my dad's a concern.

[Turley]

I mean, we don't need to worry about breathing clean air or anything. It's not important.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't need to feed our kids at lunch. Man, I didn't mean to start this, everybody. Don't listen to Bobbo and Turley.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

Categories together again. That took about six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Dave. This thing has a lot of money.

[Bobbo]

Without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you a hundred in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll take pay you 100 or I'll kiss you. That's [e-mail]. send us your CarMax offer. And if we can't beat it, you've got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your ass. That's givemetheven.com. the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your.

[John Clay Wolf]

My world is empty without you, babe.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Without a you, babe Without a you, babe.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard not to like the Supremes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure, that's great. Great background stuff for anything. A lot of the Motown, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Mike, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Mike doesn't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, are you there? You're breaking up so bad. Can't hear a word of it.

[Callers]

I said I'm a big, huge fan of the show. Yeah, yeah. And I. I have a question. More than selling something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Callers]

If I were to buy a brand new Ford, which Ford stand would bet on its value?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Chevrolet Impala, if you want to know the truth. Fords. What's the big sedan 500. They don't make that anymore. Tauruses are okay. I would go with the Chevy Impala ltz. Unless you're just. Unless you're Die Hard. Forward.

[Callers]

Okay. And if I wasn't for it, which would be my.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only, the only option is the Taurus, Right?

[Bobbo]

You go with Mercury.

[Callers]

I didn't know how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fusion, those things are rented like by the tens of thousands to the rental company. They depreciate like at a thousand miles an hour.

[Callers]

Because you told me that. I called you a couple months, you said you only give me 8,000 for my. And that's why I was wondering. I'm about to try out get something else, and I just want to be a better deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I'm. I've noticed that these Impalas, the expensive ones, are really holding their value. The, the. The Tauruses are going to come down. Not as hard as. Here's the answer. Whatever the rental car companies buy a lot of, they're going to depreciate a lot. And if they don't.

[Callers]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, they do. Thank you, sir. Thanks for calling 800-800-7234. 800.

[JD Ryan]

Here's something else you find out when you rent a car after your car has been totaled, the rental company will hound you to death to get you to come buy a car from them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never thought I'd be getting texts.

[JD Ryan]

I've been getting emails.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, you got.

[JD Ryan]

You wrecked your car because you wrecked your. They know I'm. They know I'm looking for a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you gonna do?

[JD Ryan]

I haven't decided yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

You went to the auction and walked through our cars last week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I found that. Just that cat, he's the only one I really liked.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got an 11,000 mile. It's like 22 grand.

[JD Ryan]

I don't like white, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

God, how do you not like?

[Bobbo]

You don't like white.

[Turley]

J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, pull that, pull that sound bite.

[Turley]

He doesn't like white.

[Bobbo]

Hey, J.D. this your state legislator Buster Dicks talking to you, okay?

[JD Ryan]

I like black cars.

[Bobbo]

The only reason he only offered you 8,000 for that love was cuz he knew he's gonna send it out all on his whiskey and cocaine.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, no idea what you're talking about.

[Bobbo]

Because you got that look. Look at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. I know.

[Bobbo]

Look at you got that look like you're just fixing to get off. Have yourself a time.

[JD Ryan]

I look like your buddy the cop out.

[Bobbo]

Have yourself a time. What's in that brownie? Eat nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing's in the brownie anyway. I don't know, John. I'll look again to see what you have this week. Otherwise I just got to go buy a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go through to Monday afternoon again and we'll have a whole another slew.

[JD Ryan]

Cool, I'll go look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of. Out of 200 cars, you didn't find anything.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just looking for midsize SUVs, something like that. I like the Caddy. I just didn't. I just didn't pull the trigger.

[Bobbo]

His silver spoon don't look right hanging from the mirror. Just in a car.

[JD Ryan]

I also like BMW convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh. Rush? Rush, Are you there? Earth to Rush. Earth to Rush.

[JD Ryan]

I barely hear you.

[Bobbo]

I'm in the kitchen.

[JD Ryan]

What are you doing in the kitchen?

[Bobbo]

I was actually looking at a. A cake recipe on Facebook.

[JD Ryan]

You?

[Bobbo]

Why? I. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

I'm starting to feel a little pissed off about it.

[JD Ryan]

Recipes get you mad, you know, Once.

[Bobbo]

In a while you get up in the morning. Yeah, Saturday, day off for a great American. I don't think anyone would argue. Yeah, have a couple of Percocets and a Bloody Mary. That's no little shrimp cocktail. I think to myself, what would be fine right now would be a chocolate cake. And I'm scrolling down my friends, Hannity.

[JD Ryan]

I don't picture you in the kitchen, President Trump.

[Bobbo]

Scrolling down my friends on Facebook, I see a recipe for what they call a Cadbury creme egg cake.

[JD Ryan]

Ooh, that sounds good.

[Bobbo]

Sounds great. Yeah. And they're showing how to mix the flour and sugar and butter and things that I Might or might not be able to do manual dexterity wise. Yeah, I'm thinking they're gonna make a cake that tastes just like a Cadbury Creme egg.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is this not the best thing since Reagan was alive?

[JD Ryan]

You have a recipe? Because that sounds good.

[Bobbo]

It's just a damn chocolate cake with four Cadbury Creme eggs in the middle of it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Well, that melts all down into some sort of a cheap carnival caramel.

[JD Ryan]

Just melts to the bottom. So the bottom's just melting chocolate. I'm so disappoint.

[Bobbo]

And the comments on the bottom. Look what these Facebook posts. The best part is usually the comments, that's for sure. But I can tell I've got lots of liberals.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Commenting on the cake. And they feel exactly the same way that I do.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

That pisses me off.

[JD Ryan]

What the liberals agree with.

[Turley]

You can't think like them.

[Bobbo]

In the meantime.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

I'm sure that President Obama was wiretapping Donald J. Trump.

[JD Ryan]

How do we put this?

[Bobbo]

And you don't need health care because this is America. Just go to the emergency room like I used to do.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like every other good Hispanic dentist.

[Bobbo]

What is that?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobbo]

Dental care costs $3 a tube. It's called Aquafresh.

[JD Ryan]

What are we doing? What happened to the cake?

[Bobbo]

Keep up, do it right. And don't eat chocolate cake, you idiot.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, now I follow you.

[Bobbo]

And we need more tanks and planes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And also, did you hear Turley and Bobbo talking earlier with their liberal drum beat?

[Bobbo]

Oh, there are a couple of libtards between you and me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We don't need more health care or dental care. We need tanks and planes. And I hate to sound insensitive, but screw the poor. Okay, that's not what you. That'll save us all in this new era of President Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

He's a three term president at least.

[JD Ryan]

I think two terms.

[Bobbo]

I've got a friend, Steve Bannon, working that. I think he. Look, I think he can get this done. We don't need voters.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Not for the hard work we've got to do.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

First treaty with Russia by December 1st. You look, you watch, we'll have free vodka for everyone. How about that? Obamacare to Trump care. One bottle of vodka and a jar of Robitussin for each family every six months.

[Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Put a little Tussin on it.

[JD Ryan]

We started out with a cake.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did we get here?

[Bobbo]

You can have your cake and your Robitussin too. You heard it here first, folks. On the excellence in broadcasting network power on loan from God.

[JD Ryan]

Well, should be God.

[Turley]

He was on fire.

[JD Ryan]

He is just man. Saturdays I guess he's torqued up. Yeah, Bloody Mary and his pills I think are a good combination.

[Bobbo]

Cake sounds delicious though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did Bobby. A ten half ton Chevy, is it leather? Cloth leather, two or four wheel driven, two wheel drive, crew cab or extended?

[Callers]

It's the crew cab, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the good wheels or the cheap ones?

[Callers]

It's got the very fancy chrome wheels, factory ones, brand new tires on them too.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's leather. Does it have a sunroof or navigation?

[Callers]

No, no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. I'm thinking 13 to 14.

[Callers]

Super clean. I mean not a flaw in it. Nowhere either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from, Adeline? Abilene. All right, go to the website, tell them I said 13 to 14. Let's see what. Let's see some pictures.

[Callers]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I believe by cars on the air, You.

[Bobbo]

Know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in n out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and we're the best in the business. One pill makes you larger and one.

[Bobbo]

Pill makes you small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Bobbo's acid trip we're going to trip out was little white rabbit Baba. We're playing your acid trip music. I had surrealistic pillow in seventh grade. My. I remember my stepmom was like what are you doing? I'm like, I like this stuff in Physical Graffiti that was in 87.

[Bobbo]

You have to understand in 66 and 67, you know the Beatles were doing stuff like that but nobody else could afford the studio time. And Jefferson Airplane was just out of this world ahead of their time.

[Turley]

So what do you think of this version of this song?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is, this is the regular one. This is not pink.

[Bobbo]

It sounds like the old one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think this is. Yeah, That's Grace.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is Grace. That's Grace. Byron, good morning, you're on the air. How's it going? Good, good. Where are you calling from? Okay, 16. Before we go through all this, is it, is it really for sale? Because it's a lot of work to get a number on these trucks. Yeah, because I'm.

[Callers]

I'm looking to upgrade so I can get a bigger camper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're. But you're gonna have to trade it in because the tax credit. Well, so I can't buy it because. Okay, I mean I can, but you're not going to sell it to me because you got six and a quarter. Quarter percent trade in tax credit that I would have to overcome and that won't work. But I can hook you up with a dealer. What do you want to buy?

[Callers]

Just a three quarter ton with a 6.8 liter diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Dodge. Yeah. Do this, go to the website, put it in there. They'll fire you off an offer and then say what? And we'll send you to one of our dealer affiliates to give you our listener pricing.

[Callers]

Do you deal with matter at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Callers]

Because that's who I would prefer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, we can do it. Okay, go to. Give me the vin.com loaded up. And I'm not trying to be lazy. It's just gonna take a while to get. No, that's cool. All right, thanks man. Tony, same thing. Is this truck for sale?

[Callers]

I'm trying to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'll tell you this, you're not. I'm seeing 45,000 miles on 07 Chevy. I think there were two bodies. No, that's the old body style in 07 on a heavy duty. The miles are unbelievable. How much is it?

[Callers]

Dying price. We're going to trade it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants to trade it in.

[Callers]

He wants to trade. Then I want to buy it before he trades it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you made him an offer?

[Callers]

No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, seven. What are you thinking? You've already researched this Some.

[Callers]

I've talked to one guy that's pretty smart on him, deals a lot in him and he's saying 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he. That that's a lot of money for 07 with 45.

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying that it's not worth it, but I mean if you offer him 26, you're gonna get it bought. Unless he's on. Unless he's on the moon.

[Callers]

Well, I don't know. He told me their days wanting traded in on a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if you want, you can buy it from him and he could still get the tax credit. Just do an in and out with the dealership. You're in Missouri. Oh. Is there no trade in tax up there?

[Callers]

Not as far as I'm aware of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you want to give 26? Will you give 26 for it?

[Callers]

I think I would, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then hit him with it. That's all you can do. I. You're, you're. You're. You're offering retail.

[Callers]

Offering retail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You're not lowballing at 26 at all. And here's what it's all about, man, is body styles. Body styles, Body styles, styles. People want to drive the newest body style. That's just the way it is. And this one's like three body styles old. So now you're getting up around that 30 grand. Figure most people would rather buy this truck in the next body style up for three grand more with 70, 000 miles.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah.

[Callers]

If you wondering what the dealer was going to offer, I think they're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him at 24.

[Callers]

They was gonna hit him at 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John. This F350 Lariat diesel with 187. I cannot seem to get these trucks bought that will stick. Meaning every time I have one, I don't retail them because the miles are too high. So I wholesale them at the auctions and they never pass arbitration, ever. The six liters, I mean, it's the egregious or it's the turbo leaking or it's the da da da or the da da da. I mean.

[Callers]

Yeah, this has been bulletproof.

[John Clay Wolf]

That helps a lot.

[Callers]

The head starts EGR and it's got the tuner on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's been deleted. That helps. Is it. It's a Larry 06 with 187. On a scale of 1 to 10. How nice is it?

[Callers]

I'd probably say 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it's a real truck. I think it's worth eight grand.

[Callers]

Eight. God, that awesome.

[JD Ryan]

For ten.

[Callers]

I was wanting to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would take that offer and I would smile and tell them thank you and give him a big hug.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Big hug, Big hug.

[Turley]

Thanks, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been down this, this 6 liter road on these diesels too many times. I mean, how many did we sell this week that got arbitrated? All of them. Every time we sell them, we get arbitrary. We can't keep them stuck, so we have to sell them on Red lights, which means as is, and nobody will give anything for them. And we lose $3,000. I'm sick of it. If it's a 6 liter and if it's got over 130, then I'm gonna buy it where I like it or I'm not gonna buy it. Sure, I'll stretch on cars all the time. I stretch past my comfort zone all the time. I think it's worth 10. I give 12. I think it's worth 20. I give 21 all the time. But on those damn high mileage trucks, I'm not gonna do it. 125 is about the cut off when they go into a different category.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got there?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we have one more version. We actually have a couple of them, but the. The white, black, Hispanic or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

In this case, this is kind of an interesting one. Someone dies, so don't get all upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But in this choice, you get to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Choose 800-800- radios, the calling number.

[JD Ryan]

You get to choose black, white, red, blue, yellow, pink, or green. Because Ricardo Medina Jr. Was one of the Power Rangers and he actually killed his roommate with a sword. Conan the Barbarians. This happened a year ago, but he got rearrested this week. He really. He was released a year. A year ago and lack of evidence. Apparently they got some new evidence on him, so now he's back in jail under murder charges. But he was actually the Red Ranger for this, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he. I mean, like through the TV series.

[JD Ryan]

Actually on the tour and on the movies, he was in the Power Rangers Samurai. Strangely enough, the movies. He was one of the stars. He was the Red Ranger. And he was arrested for a second time this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he impaled a sword into his roommate?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. They were arguing about a girlfriend. He had a Conan the Barbarian sword and he. He stabbed his roommate.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got him with his horo, apparently. How do you.

[Bobbo]

How do you lose that evidence? How much evidence do you need?

[JD Ryan]

They're saying that it was the. They're saying it was self defense. They. And that they've come back and said no. There's a lot of technical reasons. They're really too boring to get into, but they've rearrested him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this is a stupid plug for no, no reason except listeners that, that like, like, maybe like our same interest. Yeah, Shades of Blue. Jennifer Lopez's TV drama is the best.

[JD Ryan]

Is it good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God, really? It's so damn good.

[JD Ryan]

Doesn't have Ray Leona.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is like better than anything on Netflix. It's awesome. So I highly suggest. Okay, I know. It's on network television, I believe. Shades of Blue. If you're looking for a good TV.

[Bobbo]

Show, check your local listings.

[John Clay Wolf]

When does Saul Better Call Saul come back? Anybody know? Soon.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Fargo Season 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it out or is it coming?

[Bobbo]

Call Saul. April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Bobbo]

April.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need some more tv.

[Bobbo]

And something on AMC that has James Bond, Pierce Brosnan in it where he's a Texas guy and he yells a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really not interested.

[Bobbo]

The sun, it's called Narcos was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch that?

[JD Ryan]

I have that thing to watch. I haven't watched it. You said it's great.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's wonderful.

[Bobbo]

You know what? I was so far behind on Breaking Bad, I bought the whole series on dvd, and I was watching that when Narcos was out. So I missed Narcos because of Breaking Bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you finish Breaking Bad?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you like it?

[Bobbo]

That's outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is outstanding. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's going on in sports, Turley?

[Turley]

Well, you got the women's tourney just starting up here. You're watching television. There was just actually a horse on the screen. I don't know if he missed that or not.

[Bobbo]

They let him play basketball?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Rebecca Lobo. Many people think she looks like a horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not nice.

[Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. That's the kind of talk that's going on in the buyer's office that we don't need.

[Turley]

It's terrible. I'm not. I'm just saying that's what's been reported.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so back to the talk in the buyer's office that I had to send out the memo and have everybody sign, basically removing my responsibility of mean things said to each other. They're being funny.

[JD Ryan]

You're trying to ban them. Fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're having a blast. But it's gotten to a level of. Oh, my God. So has no one ever gotten mad? Turley, you're in there every day. No. No one gets mad. No, I think they really like it.

[Turley]

It's like a locker room.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been in locker room worse than a locker room?

[JD Ryan]

No, that's.

[Turley]

That's like. That's a good locker room. You weren't in public school locker room, were you? You were in the private schools.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was the public school private school locker room.

[JD Ryan]

You do?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You're a cocky co. If we got caught talking like that in the locker room that heavy, we would all you know, done laps.

[Turley]

Oh, you would do laps too, but it was frequent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that what we need to do now is make everybody run laps?

[Turley]

Oh, man, that would be a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who would have trouble doing laps? You know what? I think I'm gonna say David Biggs. Biggs lost his leg.

[Turley]

Yeah, that might be. He might be the slowest to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he would still probably do it. Oh, he's a hard head.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, he would do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big's got his foot run over at the auction. We're repping our cars and cut his foot off.

[JD Ryan]

Dear Lord, that room, that's a reality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wholesaling ain't easy. No.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, apparently not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a contact sport.

[Turley]

He said that he showed video of this new leg?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And what did you, what did you text back to him? Frankenstein walks.

[Turley]

No, he said something about you said, hey, what's up, Blade Runner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Isn't that what you said?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I sent him a picture of Oster Pastoris taken off out of the block. I meant that as a positive. Was that taken as a negative? Yeah, it's a little bit negative. Yeah. Really?

[Turley]

Hey, what's up, Blade Runner?

[John Clay Wolf]

You wonder where it comes from? You think I'm doing this to myself?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big said. I've worked in the car business for 25 years. I've never heard so much smack talk in my life. And I've heard a lot. And he 07 Ford F150 Lariat with 160. Josh, is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Callers]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling? 225. What, what area code is that?

[Callers]

Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. Okay. I think it's. It's a two wheel drive average. Rough or clean?

[Callers]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a flood car?

[Callers]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll ask you again, is it a flood car? No. Okay, cool. Just gotta make sure because you know, you know what happened down there.

[Callers]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trust me, I know. Is it, is it five grand? No, it's got 160 on it. How much is it?

[Callers]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I mean, you want retail, I'm hitting you at wholesale. Will Six buy it? Six? Dude, I stand down there and buy. I mean, I buy a lot of the cars out of that area. I mean like a hundred seventy a week. A lot of those trade ins wind up with me. I've been working that area for 20 years and running through the auction down there, that rig is going to bring $5,800. But I might give six grand if it's nice. It just Depends. Can you. Can you go to givemetheven.com and send us some pictures?

[Callers]

Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's seven, don't bother because I can't give seven for 160,000 mile, two wheel drive, 07 Ford. But I'm. I can give six if it's nice.

[Callers]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks.

[JD Ryan]

Look me where I fart. Stop.

[Turley]

JD why do you tell the callers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, hey, we're fixing to start in Lake Charles. I forgot to answer his email this week. We would have been on there this week.

[JD Ryan]

Get a job in the buyer's room. Apparently.

[Turley]

Yeah. That's JD Smack talk, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna come back and work in the buyer's room?

[Bobbo]

I very well could, yeah. I've got a kid, as you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd be very entertaining in the barsbye too though.

[Bobbo]

You know what happens though, man? It always gets funny. And the, the dynamic I have with, with you, man, sometimes you're gonna be like, well, Bob's gotta go, man. Now I've quit my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Bob, when you came down here last time, we were. We were trying to get on weekdays on the Eagle. That was the.

[Bobbo]

They won't, they won't take me back at the Ford house, man. I'm telling you, it's not gonna work.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't like me there either. No. Yeah, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

But I've got a kid in high school not so far away. I've got to get that squared away. Get him done and then he's cool. And then I'm. Then I'm a lot more flexible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I enjoyed my time on the Rock up there in Vernon, Texas, but I was glad to be gone. It. It was time.

[Bobbo]

Small town's different, you know, they roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really roll the streets up at 6. They really do.

[Bobbo]

Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really. Really.

[Bobbo]

That's where I am now, basically. Small town, you live out the country.

[JD Ryan]

Kind of roll your streets up anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we don't have any streets, but my point. Yeah, but. But I'm only 20 minutes from town. Hell, I'm only 10 minutes from town now. That's true.

[Bobbo]

You get to shoot anytime you want to, though. That's nice, right? I'm in the middle of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of deer in our backyard. Should we go shoot one?

[Bobbo]

Not until October. Okay.

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[Bobbo]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out.

[Bobbo]

Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

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