#90 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/01/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #90 (04/01/17)

Airdate: February 12, 2026
Podcast Description:
The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, is a wild mix of cars, sports, irreverent comedy, music, and unpredictable banter. This episode captures the trademark blend: auto talk meets offbeat humor, music nostalgia, playful character bits, and audience interaction. From car bids to rock & roll stories, nothing is off-limits as long as it won’t get them fined by the FCC.

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

Main Theme/Purpose:
This episode showcases the spontaneous chemistry and classic chaos of The John Clay Wolfe Show, blending:

• Playful car evaluations and dealership banter
• 90s rock nostalgia and Edge Fest ticket antics
• Roasts and running jokes about fast food, pop culture, and regional quirks
• Vintage stories, listener call-ins, and musical impressions

Above all, the show demonstrates how a radio program can shift seamlessly from “business” (buying/selling cars) to full-tilt absurdity.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & INSIGHTS

1. Bobo’s “Steely Dan Lid” and Hair Challenge

• [02:01] – [03:00]
  • Bobbo tells the story of his unique hat (“Steely Dan lid”), stolen in his teens after a snowy party.
  • John roasts him about the improbable origin and “Bowie, Texas” hat culture.
  • Bobo explains he’s growing his hair for “Wigs for Kids,” prompted by his daughter’s charity work.
• Memorable moment:
  • “That means you got rhythm.” – John Clay Wolfe [02:49]
  • “You did not get that do bag from Whitney’s dad’s coat rack in Buoy, Texas... you’re alive. Son of a...” – John Clay Wolfe [05:32]
• The segment sets the show’s playful, storytelling tone.

2. Running “Asperger's/Ass Burgers” Fast Food Gag

• [06:31] – [08:10]
  • The crew riffs on Asperger’s, twisting it into “ass burgers” and debating which fast food chain serves the best “ass burgers,” poking fun at themselves and radio goofs.
• Notable quotes:
  • “You need to shove a Whopper in your Asperger’s or get a double meat with cheese.” – John Clay Wolfe [06:36]
  • “I like White Castle Asperger’s because they grind the onions into it.” – John Clay Wolfe [07:58]
• The bit gets increasingly absurd, perfectly illustrating the group’s irreverent humor.

3. Edge Fest Nostalgia and Concert Nostalgia

• [10:39] – [21:20]
  • John reminisces about owning a Fort Worth music bar in his teens and booking 90s alternative bands (311, The Toadies, The Nixons, Cowboy Mouth, Flaming Lips, etc.).
  • The group discusses tonight’s Edge Fest concert and the nostalgia for that era of alt-rock.
• Quote:
  • “That’s why this Edge Fest is fun, ‘cause a lot of these bands played in my place.” – John Clay Wolfe [18:50]

4. Buying and Bidding Cars: The “Business” Amidst the Madness

• Throughout
  • John bids live on callers’ vehicles, fielding questions about Cadillacs, Silverado pickups, Tundras, Audis, Mustangs, and more.
  • He shares dealership anecdotes (e.g., beating CarMax offers by $20k [65:13], complaining about the challenges of buying/selling used cars, and recounting car thefts and driver mishaps).
• Quote:
  • “I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now.” [17:48]
  • “I want to buy some damn cars. We’ve been BS-ing all morning.” – John Clay Wolfe [73:25]

5. April Fool’s Antics – Pearl Jam “Fake Ticket” Contest

• [37:16] – [72:00] and scattered throughout
  • The show launches a contest: “Sing a Pearl Jam song to win Edge Fest tickets!”
  • Callers sing off-key Pearl Jam covers; John and crew roast, encourage, and laugh, only to reveal the tickets were an April Fool’s prank.
• Quotes:
  • “We had nothing to give away. That was our April Fool’s day joke.” – John Clay Wolfe [137:22]
  • “Jeremy’s smoking carpet.” – Bobo [58:38]
• Memorable Moments:
  • Multiple listeners calling in with hilarious off-key versions of “Jeremy” and “Yellow Ledbetter.”
  • A caller from Mississippi promises road-trip antics for the concert: “We’re gonna hightail it to Dallas for the concert!” [51:39]

6. Character Comedy (e.g., Randy the Chipmunk, Tony Romo's Dad, strip club DJ)

• [44:29] – [46:49]; [82:14] – [85:44] and elsewhere
  • Bobo and Bobbo perform as a variety of characters, including:
    • Randy the Chipmunk (spun out by Arkansas “herbal supplements” and rock-paper-scissors metaphysics)
    • Tony Romo’s over-the-top dad, recounting golf disasters and family drama
    • Dr. Rock, the strip club DJ, in Facebook meltdown mode
• Quotes:
  • “What you gotta do is go out there, talk your Ma and Pa, and get a little more tuition money. Bring it to your old Uncle Steve.” – Bobo as Stephen Hawking [59:28]
  • “He is the world’s biggest son of a... Hey man, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a Natty Light.” – Son of a Bitch fake ad [140:19]

7. Pop Culture Hot Takes & Tangents

• Journey’s new frontman and Van Halen drama:
  • The crew debates whether Journey’s current Filipino singer is better than Steve Perry, ponders band member drama (David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, etc.), and roasts classic rock infighting.
• Mamas & the Papas digression with a macabre family twist.
• Commentary on “bad names,” strip club anecdotes, drinking with parents, and John’s own family history.

8. Regional Roasts: Oklahoma, Louisiana & Arkansas

• Meth jokes about Oklahoma and Love County, poking fun at “flood cars” from Louisiana, goofing on Arkansas “tweakers,” and dissecting local quirks.
• Quote:
  • “We love buying cars from Louisiana. We buy like 50 cars a week out of Louisiana... It’s just flood. If there’s a flood, we’ve got a problem.” – John Clay Wolfe [127:53]

9. Meta, Ads, & Self Awareness

• Skewering their own sponsors and contests ("We’ll pay you $100 or I’ll kiss your ass." [54:01]), interspersed with running parody ads.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

Offbeat Classics

• On Car Bids:

  • “Is David Lee Roth just a gigolo, or is he the lead man for Van Halen?” – John Clay Wolfe [28:14]

• On Living in the Country:

  • “I’m gonna build on top of the horse barn a second story, say, 2500 square feet. But know that when we move out of the horse barn, we move back into our home.” – John Clay Wolfe [109:40]
  • “You’d be smoking grass on the porch looking at the deer in the well.” – John Clay Wolfe, to Bobbo [110:12]

• On April Fool’s Prank:

  • “Run a radio contest for free Edge Fest tickets and then not have any real tickets to give away.” – J.D. Ryan [78:03]

• On Auction Drama:

  • “I ran the dealers, when I saw that car, I said, ‘This is J.D.’ I knew right then... ran it past the money... so that I could get you out of my hair.” – John Clay Wolfe [91:13]

Guest/Caller Interactive Gems

• On Louisiana Car Packages:

  • “A Louisiana package is a busted windshield, a whiskey dent, and wore out tires.” – John Clay Wolfe [128:44]

• On Young Listeners:

  • “He’s got great timing. He’s funnier than he knows he is. That’s why it’s funny.” – J.D. Ryan on Nolan [110:43]

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IMPORTANT SEGMENTS & TIMESTAMPS

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|--------------------| | [01:19] – [06:00] | Steely Dan Lid, hair charity, hat theft story | | [06:31] – [08:15] | Asperger’s/Ass burgers fast food riff | | [10:39] – [21:28] | Edge Fest nostalgia, bar stories, rock show flashback | | [28:14] – [29:44] | Classic rock drama: Van Halen & Journey | | [37:16] – [72:09] | Edge Fest ticket contest (April Fool’s prank), call-ins, singing Pearl Jam, contest shenanigans | | [44:29] – [46:49] | Randy the Chipmunk tweaker story arc | | [73:25] – [75:15] | CarMax offer “guarantee” and bidding bluff | | [82:14] – [85:44] | Randy the Chipmunk tweak-out resolution | | [91:00] – [94:43] | Auction drama and car deals for JD | | [117:00] – [119:04] | Honda Civic/cops/manufacturer plates tangent | | [124:23] – [126:07] | Funeral homes, Jimmy Buffett, April Fools, Kiss caskets | | [136:24] – End | Wrapping up business, looking ahead, musical recall, and more “Son of a Bitch” fake ads |

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IN CONCLUSION

The John Clay Wolfe Show is a boisterous, freewheeling mix of deep-fried Americana: you’ll get car-buying insights, nostalgic band banter, gleeful mockery, call-in contests that go hilariously off the rails, and a cast of recurring oddball characters.
If you love dealership wit, 90s rock nostalgia, and unpredictable, unfiltered humor, this episode is a wild ride — best enjoyed in your underwear, as the crew would say.

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Notable Quote To Close:
“I want to buy some damn cars. We’ve been BS-ing all morning. We've done no business. It has been fun, but I need to buy some cars!” – John Clay Wolfe [73:25]

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

That's why, Bob, I don't come in the studio early because you see me and you get excited like a. Like a schnauzer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Oh, yeah. I'm really excited, man. I'm the picture of excited excitement right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you start entertaining us.

[Bobo]

That's not why you come in. You start entertaining us. Well, you come in the studio late because you're an indomitable slacker.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's on your head?

[Bobo]

Oh, this is my do rag you were talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a slacker and you're wearing a durag.

[Bobo]

It's not a do rag. This is my Steely Dan lid, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like if you look at the label on the inside, does it say Steely Dan Liddle?

[Bobo]

Here's a little insight for you kids. My daughter has given her hair away to this organization called Wigs for Kids for Years. And she challenged me last year to grow 12 inches of hair on my head so I could give my hair to Wigs for Kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[Bobo]

And I haven't had a haircut in, like, seven months. And I've got a lot of hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nor have you showered.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

So I've had to wear hats every day or I just look ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but you're doing it for a good cause.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what's that have to do with the Steely Dan lid?

[Bobo]

Well, this is my favorite hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you wear that even when you had short hair. I've seen it. Yeah, I did. What does that mean? I mean, is that beatnik? Is that I'm weird? Does that mean I'm cool? Am I? Does that mean I do drugs?

[Bobo]

Do this?

[Bobbo]

It's beatnik.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means you've got the rhythm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

You never saw Dobie Gillis?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never saw Dobby Gillis?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Who's Dobby Gillis?

[J.D. Ryan]

The original Gillian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's a Gillian?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's Gilligan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gilligan Gilligan or Gillian Gilligan from Gilligan's Island?

[J.D. Ryan]

He was on Gillis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gilligan didn't wear a do rag.

[Bobo]

Bob Denver, the guy who Played Gilligan, was on a show before that called the Secret Loves of Dobby Gill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think he ever banged Marianne or Ginger?

[Bobo]

Oh, yeah, especially Marianne Gilligan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob Denver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever meet them, J.D. you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and your professor and I no dream at Denver, which is Bob's mom life. My bad dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking Marian and Ginger.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I never met. I never met either one of those. Even though we're friends. Not. Not friends, not Ginger, but like, what kind of friends?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Facebook friends. We've talked before, like y' all smoked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pot before together on the radio with us. And we talked off the air with the professor. We had lunch with him. We know him. Knew him before he died in the Professor. Me and the professor.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was a cool guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio is our call in number.

[Bobbo]

We'll be here tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

I never wear a durag, by the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way, what is a Steely Dan lid? Well, like, where do you get those at the Merry Go Round.

[Bobo]

You know where I got this one?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, where'd you get it?

[Bobo]

When I was 16, maybe 17, during the war, there was a big snowstorm in my hometown and one of the local girls, Leslie, very good friend of mine, threw a big party. It's a huge party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all do drugs?

[Bobo]

Her parents were out of town. I don't remember anything illegal? I don't recall. Send it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

On the way out, her dad had a big hat rack full of these kind of hats. It was cold outside, so I just picked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You stole it? Your Steely Dan lid is a stolen piece of clothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is from when you were a teenager.

[Bobo]

Yeah, and I still got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you lived in Bowie.

[Bobo]

Dude, 31 years I've had this and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They wouldn't wear that in Bowie.

[Bobo]

Well, who are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bowie people, the country folk. They would wear Steely Dan lids.

[Bobo]

Doesn't matter what they wear. I'm Bobby Dan Brown.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. When does Bobbo ever do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, let me retread. I understand Bobbo wearing it, no sweat. But some guy from Bowie that had a daughter named what?

[Bobo]

Whitney?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And he didn't have. You're lying, Bobbo. You're just lying. You're just sitting here looking at me lying.

[Bobo]

I never lied.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell me the truth.

[Bobo]

What am I supposed to do? Oh, I'm supposed to wake up this morning, first of 2017, mid-40s. I'm going to start adhering to convention now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell me the truth. Tell me you lied.

[Bobo]

Drink your big black Cow. And get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did not get that do bag from Whitney's dad's coat rack in Buoy, Texas. 20. You're alive. Son of a. Leslie. The girl didn't happen.

[Bobo]

Girl's name was Leslie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've lived in the area. Monte county, maybe. I lived in Montec county for three. Three years. Four years. There's not a son of a in Monte county that's got a Steely Dan durag like that.

[Bobo]

Oh, so you're now you're an expert on Montague county now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty close.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Dude, shut up, man. You don't even know it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe.

[Bobo]

Who are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Leslie's durag to begin with. It was on dad's rack.

[Bobo]

No, it was. It was Sunny Davis. Don't tell anybody because he was a. He's a big guy. Yeah. If he knew I took that hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still be after me 30 years later.

[Bobo]

Took his daughter, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, now this truth's starting to roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't know.

[Bobo]

The truth is the problem he makes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's makes so much stuff up, he doesn't even know what the truth is.

[Bobo]

That is not true, jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holy.

[Bobo]

Is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Bobo]

You're just doing this to make fun of my Asperger's. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, your ass burgers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to shove a Whopper in your Asperger's or get a double meat with cheese. Speaking of Asperger's, do you like to medicate your Asperger's with what burger? If you had to choose whataburger. Asperger's In n out. Asperger's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Wendy's. Asperger's. What would you choose?

[Bobo]

I choose. At this time of my life, I think I should stick to the grilled chicken sandwich.

[Bobbo]

If she had to choose which.

[Bobo]

Because the Wendy's. The Wendy's. Asperger's is very, very square. Do you know. Did you know this causes. You know, this causes your apparatus to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slam shut the Wendy's as verses, huh? Good morning, Turley. Morning, Michael. How you. Hi, Jaden. Hey, good morning, John. Morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just hanging on. Just trying to figure out where the boat's going.

[John Clay Wolf]

As burgers is not funny. No, it's a serious. Serious.

[Bobo]

I think we learned that last week.

[Bobbo]

But Antonio Romero Romo didn't know the difference.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between ass burgers and Asperger's.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Can you imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heartache and affliction is.

[Bobo]

As burgers of waking up to find a burger on your ass. That's not it.

[Bobbo]

I think I laughed all week about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like White Castle Asperger's because they grind the onions into it. Yes.

[Bobo]

And you can have three or four tiny little White Castle burgers on your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, that's true. They're smaller. They're smaller all at once.

[Bobo]

You must have a. A special White Castle referral.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Why I'm calling from weather.

[Bobo]

Please, doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're going to make me work now, man. I'm having fun just cutting up.

[Bobo]

And the Carl Jr. Makes the messiest as burgers of all.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to. I just. I don't think that's important. I don't think.

[Bobo]

Well, he started it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on Ms. Colonel Asperger. Let me. Let me bid Mark's Dooley real quick. A 1450, 45000 mile diesel. Is it a leather cloth? Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive. SLT or SLT or ST?

[Caller]

It's an ST. Well, you know, tradesman ST basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it okay, it's 47,000 miles. Four wheel drive, automatic, dually crew cab. Crew cab.

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just right off the top of my head because I'm too lazy to look it up this moment. And I'm having too much fun cutting up with Bobbo and Asperger's. I'm thinking like 30, 30, 30, 30, 30,. 30, 30, 36, 5, 37, 36, 5.

[Caller]

It is loaded with power in this door locks. I bought it brand new, okay? No, it's absolutely immaculate. It just really. I don't need that truck anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then go to give my website real quick. Go to give me the vi n. Givemethevin.com put a couple pictures and the VIN number in say John's thinking, John was thinking mid to upper 30s on the air. And we'll email you an offer letter right now. And if we make a deal I can cut you a check today or Monday or whenever you're ready. If there's a payoff, we'll make the payoff for you.

[Caller]

All right. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That easy man. Thanks. And that goes for anybody. 800, 800 radio. You can call in, I'll bid your car or just go to Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. craig and the guys are already over there. They're early this morning. So the buyers are already in the buyer's office. And they'll the guys that get there early. The old dogs. Yeah, the old ones. The old dogs do get up earlier, don't they? J.D. what time do you get up this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last minute I possibly can, plus five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old dogs, they get up at like 4:35.

[Bobo]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're.

[Bobbo]

I saw a guy, hey, they're on the top of the board this week in the buyers room.

[J.D. Ryan]

90 years old in Grapevine. Staring at the stoplight this morning just like. What are you doing, dude? He's just staring at stoplight. Bizarre. Old people just do weird things. They get up early and do weird things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edge Fest in Dallas tonight in Frisco. Today in Frisco. You can go to.

[J.D. Ryan]

And be aware if you're going anyway, the tollway is completely, completely closed in Dallas. Yeah, they closed it down for construction. They're blown up a bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which tollway?

[J.D. Ryan]

The North Dallas Tollway. The one. The one that leads to the stadium in Edge Fest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why I brought it up.

[Bobbo]

But where is it closed at?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's, you know. I don't know the exact process.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aren't you traffic? It's between lb.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure have nice boobs. You must be in traffic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Missed it. But anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tammy, dime bag. Dime back. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's it. So if you're going to the thing, plan an alternative.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're gonna tell traffic, you need to push up your bra and talk to a higher pitch.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you doing, John? Good morning.

[Bobo]

Smile.

[Bobbo]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Traffic is so heavy. Heavy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so heavy and congested. It needs to.

[John Clay Wolf]

It needs to be let free.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like these right here. Look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to this room?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my gosh. Traffic girl. Britney the stripper. No, it's not Britney. Hannah. Hannah.

[Bobbo]

Forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your left boob is Brittany and your right boob is Madonna. And I keep calling you Brittany because I like your left one. Yeah, you're a left man. Hannah Bailey, everyone. Hannah Bailey. Have you been to sleep yet?

[Bobo]

Hannah?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go to the Dallas North Highway. What did she say? Translation?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't go on the Dallas North Tollway. Hi, everybody. Don't go in the Dallas North Tollway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause it's really bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you could spill your margarita.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could spill your margarita. Go dance for Fest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to bed yet? No, not. I'm going to go to Ed Fest. What did you do last night? A little lsd.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think you meant that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, did you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you. Were you working or did you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

A party or what? I mean, getting ready for Ed Fest. Ed Fest?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because when the acid goes away, you.

[Bobo]

Can drink a margarita.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

And go to the Concert and show your babies.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're gonna go tonight? Do you work those? You work concerts like that, or you. I mean, you just go for fun? Yeah, you work them. Okay. Because I know you worked the super bowl and made, like, 40 grand in a weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's like a day off. It's like vacation. You still show boobies. It's just like the club. You don't get money. You get margaritas. It's a lot of margaritas, man. It's a great time. Who's playing this year?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not even sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't even know.

[Bobbo]

A lot of good bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toady this year.

[Bobbo]

Offspring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three bell. 311.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God, I love the Offspring. They get me hot.

[Bobbo]

Do they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And what do you do when you get hot? Take off my shirt. Drink. Margarita. Drink a margarita. Do you like salt with your margaritas? Oh, hold on. Oh, my acid just came back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her acid just came back.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I gotta go eat a donut.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Hannah. The in house. She didn't even give us a weather update. I mean, or a traffic update.

[J.D. Ryan]

She doesn't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Margaritas. Makes sense. I've heard that a lot. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. Steve Cook. Where do you hail from, sir?

[Caller]

Point. Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Point.

[Caller]

Well, it's about Lake Tawakani. Walking in Texas. I live on the lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I'm. I'm lost still. Is that south or North Texas?

[J.D. Ryan]

East.

[John Clay Wolf]

East.

[Caller]

That's East. East Texas. Just out of. Just out of Greenlee. It's 35 miles east of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station are you? Okay, 35 miles east of Dallas. No, no, you're listening to us on 92.5. Cool.

[Caller]

92. 5. That's right. I thought. I ever listen to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the first time you've heard us?

[Caller]

No. No, it hasn't. In fact, I've tried to get you online, and I don't know what. What went wrong, but I couldn't get any information or I couldn't get it through to you or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to John Clay Wolf dot com. We've got a new show site, so everything about the show and podcasts and all the goodies are right there. FY06, Cadillac XLR. Is it the V model?

[Caller]

The V?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it a V?

[Caller]

I don't know. What do you mean, a V? I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

A. A V is just faster.

[Caller]

It's got the 460 North Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the V has just a straight up Corvette engine in it.

[Caller]

Now this has got the 460 horse North Star engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you know if it has a clean carfax? Has there been wrecks?

[Caller]

No, it's. God. And when I checked the carfax, when I got it, it wasn't anything. It's as slick as it can be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just off the top of my head, based off what I've paid for, we've had about four of these in the past six months. Seventeen grand.

[Caller]

Seventeen? Yeah. I don't know if I'd get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what gets her done?

[Caller]

Well, I was looking to more like around 22, 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Well, you know, it's. I. I know y' all are in the, in the wholesale business or in, you know, and you need to make a little money, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I say a little. When I say a little money, I just mean a little money. We make 300 bucks a car on the average.

[Caller]

Oh, now I know, I know. It'll sell for 23 or 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy, easy, easy. If you're that good a salesman, why don't you bring your ass in, Kewaukee, come over here and help us.

[Caller]

When I started looking for a car one piece and you know, everybody had a Corvette. I've had a Corvette. There's120,000 Corvettes for sale in the United States. There was 120 of these for sale in the whole United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here is. Well, there's here. It's an old body. It's going to take a unique bird to want to buy this thing. Here's a 22,000 mile one that sold in Los Angeles last week. Half the miles, less than half the miles of yours. And it brought 22 grand. Here's a 50,000 mile one that brought 18 to a month ago in Tampa Bay, Florida. So, no, I mean, I'm not, I'm not.

[Caller]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would. I go to 18 grand probably, but, you know, that's the money. Go to give. Hey, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and load that sucker up and we'll email you an offer letter and you can go shop around. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. Her name is Baba and Turley. And we will be back uno momento, por favor. After a quick sponsor update and some good music. People getting ready for the news.

[Bobo]

Some are happy somehow, you know, it just ain't Saturday without The Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobo]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Oklahoma City, the Nixon's. Man, they're rocking out Edge Fest today. What if they still have long hair? They've played in my place a gazillion times. The Nixon's. Yo.

[J.D. Ryan]

People don't know you had a bar when you were, what, age?

[John Clay Wolf]

19. 19. That's why this Edge Fest is fun, because a lot of these bands played in my place.

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't even drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

311 played in my place. The Toady's, Nixon's. Not the Offspring. And not the. What's the other one? Blink 182.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Blink 182. And Chevelle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chevelle's too new?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're new for your.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't know them back then.

[Bobo]

Have the Reverend Horton Heat in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did have the Reverend Horton of Heat in there. And we had. God. What are the rest?

[Bobo]

Corn Mo.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so no. The accordion guy making stuff up.

[Bobo]

You didn't have corn?

[John Clay Wolf]

There is no corn.

[Bobo]

There was.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was the Flaming Lips.

[Bobbo]

Cowboy Mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboy Mouth, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sounds like a joke.

[Bobbo]

I can't believe I never went to your bar because those are all bands I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you did. You'd even know it. No, the plaid pig over on University Across.

[Bobbo]

That was on Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the Aardvark. Yeah, On Barry. Right there on the corner. We had two of them.

[Bobbo]

I was in the Dallas Flaming Lips.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, there were so many of them. Jack O. Crap. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Jacko Pierce. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

And Seals.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like one of them. I hate the other one. Seals and Cross. Played there on a weird off night. Delbert McClinton. Oh, God, yeah. Deep Blue Something all the time. Tripping Daisy all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gilbert McGuin.

[Bobo]

Wow. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he cool?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Is he? No. He's kind of an ass. He's two old crackhead black guys that were awesome and they're both dead, God rest their soul. But they're. They're blues men. Robert Ely and UP Wilson.

[Bobo]

I love that stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I saw them. That's the first time I ever saw crack cocaine is. I was walking out to the parking lot and I knocked on Up's door. He's a bluesman, I mean, travels Europe. He's us. But they were hitting that pipe. I'm like, what's up, man? And it kind of freaked me out, you know, Like a little kid. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I was 19. I wasn't a little kid. But it really. It was like, oh, no, Daddy's got a drug problem. He taught me a lot about drumming. He said, you gotta feel it and how to follow that bass player.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a drummer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot about that. Yeah, UP taught me. I used to play drums for those blues groups on Tuesday nights a lot. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But yes, Edge Fest is tonight in Dallas, Texas. The Toyota center, Frisco, Blink 182, the Toties. Who else? Oh, this band.

[Bobbo]

Were you a fan of the Nixons when they came in?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't. I didn't dislike them. This. I. I think I've had a problem with Oklahoma that far back.

[Bobbo]

So it just.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they come in from Oklahoma, like, ah, those bastards from Oklahoma.

[Bobo]

I hate them just like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were fine. 800, 800 radio. What's in deck today we've got black, white, Latino or other ride of the week. JD's got the news. Top 10 at 10. What were we talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

The top 10 worst, worst. April Fool's jokes today is April Fool. What were we talking about before we went on the air? You told Baba to hang on to it. And what was that?

[Bobo]

Because it was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't ever hang on to it. Was the me eating the donuts? The son of a. Oh, yeah, here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I go and buy donuts.

[Bobo]

Not just the way you eat the donuts, but listen, we've got donuts here. They've got a new. They've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you just do a son.

[Bobo]

Of a commercial making these donuts? Because they're all shaped.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ate half of like.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just do it live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put them back.

[Bobo]

He. Oh, yeah, right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to do your best Hannibal Lecter. You don't have that before each morning.

[Bobo]

Gathering, he has to touch every donut and the box at least twice. You did too. You're the only person I've ever known that Will suck the jelly out of a jelly donut.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't suck the jelly out. I broke it in half and I ate half of it cuz I didn't want a hole. And I figured someone else might feel the same way.

[Bobo]

He's like, nobody wants to pick up.

[J.D. Ryan]

A donut that's half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't lick it, dude. I broke it with my hands. The Oriental ladies that put it in the box touched it with their hands.

[J.D. Ryan]

I trust.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were driving some Lexus with 200,000 miles before they did that. Who knows?

[Bobo]

You don't think the guy. No, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think the guy at the car washed it? Washed it. Had gone to the bathroom before that and touched the steering wheel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gonna be sick.

[Bobo]

Why you brain ready for donut? You did it yourself. You mess up everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring what for donut?

[Bobo]

Eat cream for donut. Make chocolate on top for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

For you, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. I like it.

[Bobo]

You devil man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the son of a for this week? Do we have any?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, let's pull one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit me with 1. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Real quick, what have you got? Sir, I don't know who this is. Caller number five, it's you. 800-800-Radio. Good morning. What have you got? I lost them too. What am I dropping everything to have the caller up? Because I don't have the caller. Button up. Good morning, you on the air. Hello?

[Caller]

I can hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sorry. What have you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I don't have anything to sell you. I did go to that Nixon show last night in Oklahoma City and it was pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they were up there last night. I haven't seen them in 20 years. Do they still have their long hair? Oh, it's kind of like Metallica. You know, when they cut their hair, they lost their power.

[Caller]

Now, John, John Humphries, who plays the bass, you know, he still has his hair, but he's the drummer for Cedar now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that. I like the Nixons. I just like to about Oklahoma. I've gotten a lot of speeding tickets up there. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling for Mustang, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mustang, Oklahoma. King of the methamphetamine series. County of the week. 800-800-7234. We'll be right back. Oh, Mississippi, she's calling my name. Catfish are jumping that paddle wheel. Bumping. That's one of the.

[Bobo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best, best buyer in the whole region on used cars, 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Bobo]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear. He once asked the housekeeper to try his margarita recipe. Got her quite intoxic.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, have you seen the Chinaman that sings for Journey now?

[Bobo]

The Chinaman, Yes. I think he's Filipino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Filipino.

[Bobo]

Yes, I did. I saw him last year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, about 14,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they were like Texas and Oklahoma.

[Bobo]

Yeah, he's actually great. He's actually great.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's awesome.

[Bobo]

Do those notes and he never stops. He's running around the stage.

[J.D. Ryan]

No offense to the 20, but he's almost better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobo]

Yeah, I wouldn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I wouldn't say.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let's listen to him. Is this the Filipino or Steve? Well, that's. That's not either. That's the backup singer, Greg Raleigh. Now, didn't one of the guys bang somebody's wife and steal the wife from a. Recently. From a game show.

[Bobo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the curly headed guitar player that's famous?

[Bobo]

Greg Riley.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Neil.

[Bobo]

Sean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. He stole a Real Housewives of someone's wife. I don't know. Vanna.

[Bobo]

She's a looker.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of y' all know this story, really? Definitely. Look it up. It's real. Very odd.

[Bobo]

I don't want to sound out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They turn Steve Perry up. Let's listen. You think the oriole's better? It's pretty good.

[Bobo]

No, I don't think the guy's better, but he's good.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobo]

I mean, it's not like you know who's got a horrible singer. Now that you can't remember when Van Halen hired Gary Sharon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was kind of a.

[Bobo]

From extreme. That was bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And Gary Shrome's a good singer, but he wasn't a good Singer for Van Halen, Sammy Hager wants to tour again with Van Halen and David Lee Roth, which I would be fine to attend.

[Bobo]

Why not?

[Bobbo]

You think that'll happen? They actually get back together?

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't, but at this point, it's just a damn joke.

[Bobbo]

I mean, how much money would they make?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is Van Halen? What is Van Halen? Where's Michael Anthony? Why are you hiring your own kids, for Christ's sake?

[Bobo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you start bringing your kids into the band and kicking out the real guys, you lose a lot of credibility. Is David Lee Roth just a gigolo, or is he the lead man for Van Halen?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a terrible radio guy. Terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Sammy Hagar a tequila salesman or is he the singer for Van Halen?

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can he drive 55?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he can't. He can't. He tries.

[Bobo]

Who is the Red Rocker?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, seriously, there's so much confusion that you just. You just boil down all the.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're trying. They're trying to bring it all back. Hang on to the old days.

[Bobo]

You know, Don Henley said that last year that if the Eagles ever got together again, it would have to be with Glenn Fry's son, Deacon Fry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can he sing?

[Bobo]

A little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

A dead son is different. Michael Anthony did not die. He went to Mexico with Sammy Hagar to play at a Mexican cantina as the Red Roosters or something.

[Bobo]

I don't know you. And I can't see inside the band, though. I. I mean, I can't imagine why those guys can't just play music and do what they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in emergency. I mean, Van Halen. Is it just the Van Halen brothers? Are they the only real people in it? Everybody else is just a guest.

[Bobbo]

Just egos, man. They get in the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolfgang. What the.

[Bobo]

You know what happens in a band gang? It's such a fragile environment.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no ego.

[Bobo]

If one guy marries the wrong woman, it can destroy the band. Like I. I feel in my heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Valerie Bertinelli was not that good looking.

[Bobo]

Valerie Bertinelli ruined Van Hay looking dude, because Eddie never had to deal with that before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mackenzie Phillips. Did you ever see where she came forward and her dad used to. Yeah. Doodle her from the Mamas and the Papas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about One Day at a time.

[Bobo]

By the way, the Mamas is a weird dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna say.

[Bobo]

Oh, he was maintenance man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, and. Hey, Tim. And 06 Jeep Liberty with 160 is not worth much. You must. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Batteries. Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. The miles are killing me. Is it? I mean, you know, thousand bucks, maybe.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it, Johnny?

[Caller]

2200.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now, now, now.

[Caller]

It ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone in Louisiana stole one of our cars this week. Did you know that, Turley? No. A charger, but never even made it here. A newer one. Some crook. It's a long story. They're looking for it. They found the guy, but he conspired with another. And the guy conspired with. Knocked him out to the cops. So they came and called us and said, hey, we know your cars, but did. First of all, did you know that your car's been stolen? The answer was no. No, of course not. I didn't know it's been stolen.

[Bobbo]

Is this one we bought off the website?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. It was one we bought at the auction down in. In Manheim, and it got stolen out in the parking lot.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

People.

[J.D. Ryan]

This. Can't get away with that. I mean, the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the truck driver couldn't get it started because the battery was dead and he left the key in the ignition. That's a hell of a starting place. Yeah.

[Bobo]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

But still, you're not going to get away with it. You're going to get caught.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Locker. I got to talk to you about that. If you're listening. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. 800. Actually, not in the ignition, but in the cup holder. I mean, he was really sneaky about it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys do well. Speaking of April Fool's jokes, we were talking about that a few minutes ago. If a friend of yours asks you to pick up your a. Your Apple phone and talk, ask Siri about the number 108. Don't do it. That is actually 911 in some countries. And Siri will call 911 and it'll ties up the 911 system. So don. Also don't do 112, 110, 999 or 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those all because Siri's programmed to be international. So she'll call 91 1. Don't do that as a. It's not. It's not a funny bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that black, white, Latino or other?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's gonna be other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Nearly 50 years after it was last seen. This is kind of cool. 1968 Ford Mustang found in mix. A Mexican junkyard has been confirmed to be one of the two that was used in Steve McQueen's movie Bullet. They just found it rotten out there and an expert has matched the numbers and said it's for real.

[Bobbo]

That's gotta be worth some money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they've actually. Yeah, they've redone it now it says it's worth. They're gonna ask a half a million dollars for it. But they found it as a rotting. I mean, the transmission was gone. Everything was gone. They just found it out in a junkyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

More of your car?

[Bobo]

Bullet car, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Texas Senate has voted to ban the use of red light cameras. Do we care? Traffic enforcement nixing the tools that of course cops are trying to use to basically get you.

[Bobo]

They keep trying to do that, but it's so irritating. It didn't pass the house last year.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it didn't pass. It's gone twice. Why do you think?

[Bobo]

Well, it won't pass because these little towns got nothing else for revenue. They're making. They're making too much money with those red light cameras to let them go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever had one of those? That's the most irritating.

[Bobo]

No, I don't run red lights.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like. Oh yeah, stupid.

[Bobo]

Because I don't speed. I don't want to talk to a policeman at any time for any reason ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bobo]

I'm 10 and 2. Eyes on the road My hands upon the wheel man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 800-800-7234 is the call number if you want me to bid your car. Calling right now. Nice stuff, expensive stuff is what we really like.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to go on? Okay, let's see. You want to do a white, black, Hispanic or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm always up for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a fun one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anytime, any day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Prosecutors from Massachusetts say a man ran over his ex wife four times in the driveway of their home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Massachusetts is a lot of white folks.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. I'm not going to give you his name because that might give it away. He said he. But when the cops got there, he said he accidentally had run over her four times. Four times. She survived. He went to jail. I won't give you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the options?

[J.D. Ryan]

This was Massachusetts. White, black, Hispanic or other. What was he driving accidentally? Let me see if it says. It does not say he was 52 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just going white because it's Massachusetts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Massachusetts.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob.

[Bobo]

I say other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm going with other Two.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Asian.

[Bobo]

Yeah, there you go. That's what I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of Asians up there.

[Bobbo]

They're not very good drivers, though, either.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's possible they're not real tall, and he might not be able to see over the wheel, and he accidentally wrecked.

[Bobo]

Honey, where are you at? It's time to go, honey. Get in car. Get in car. Where you at? Bring dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Officers are looking for a gentleman who stole the Illinois woman's identity and used it. I'm sorry, It's a woman, rather. Her name is Natera. Excuse me. Let me try it again. Naira Thomas stole a woman's identity and used it to buy boobs, butt enhancement and lip filler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, black. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that was too easy.

[Bobbo]

I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whenever you start messing up normal names and making weird vowel sounds out of them, that's black. Just my son. That's the problem. My son's name is Caven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Caven. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caven. And my wife is from Europe. My. I did not do that. I did not do. My wife is from Europe. And so she thought that that was cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'm like, caven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you removing the vowels? Relationship around.

[Bobo]

That's where you got to put those pants on, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that one got heavy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would go by you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it didn't get by me that. That the pants got built. Yeah, I put the pants on it.

[Bobo]

Baby, you know I love you, but that this child gonna be named George, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

We just call him.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's cool enough that he'll survive Baby day day.

[John Clay Wolf]

For sure.

[Bobo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had him in here last week, guy. He was cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's so much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was Nolan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of. Well, Nolan was here last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little baby was in here, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nolan was cool. Nolan hiring your kids to do the radio show like Van Halen did. He could take over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolfgang.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. Who's this funny? Hello, you're on the air. Forget it. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, wzzo, the Eagle Listers. Baton Rouge, Dallas, Houston. We'll be right back. Driving me up a wall and every time I think I can sleep some food I've got to call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that when I come home I just want a little peace of mind if you want to talk about the business, buddy, you just was in.

[Bobo]

Town, so don't ask me no questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I won't tell you no lies so don't ask me about my business and I won't tell you goodbye.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all this edge fest stuff. 3 11's playing today, by the way, at Edge Fest.

[Bobo]

Oh, Vicky.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm. I'm gonna go with Lisa Umbarger, the basis from the Toadies. Are you really? Yep, sure am. She hasn't seen her old band play since they broke up. Since. Since Wolfgang replaced Michael Anthony. Right, Right.

[Bobo]

I mean, how do you think Pete Best would like to see a Beatles show? About 64.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's give away some Edge Fest tickets. And I know this doesn't apply to people in Pennsylvania or people that are too far away. Houston. Etc. Edge Fest is a concert. Today's the 25th anniversary. 311's playing, the Toadies are playing, the Offspring are playing, and blink 182 and a whole other lineup. Chevelle. It goes all day long. So the first Edge Fest trivia is hard to do because the Internet makes it easy to look up. So you can look this up, but I'm gonna make you work for a little bit. If you want to win Edge Fest tickets, the first caller at 800-800-TRODIO to tell. To sing me a song. To sing me a song.

[Bobbo]

Wow. You want to make them work?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sing me a song of the headlining group from edge Fest number one in 1992.

[Bobbo]

Man. So they have to tell us who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the group, huh?

[Bobbo]

No, they have to look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll have to figure it out. If you can figure out who the headliner was at the first Edge Fest in 92, call in 800-800-RODIO and sing us a song.

[Bobbo]

So sing. Do they just sing the chorus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the whole song? Yeah, the chorus of one of the. That band's hits.

[Bobbo]

So what?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll all know. It'll be very recognizable.

[Bobbo]

What if there's multiple people that have it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

You're just gonna take the best vocals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll take the best vocals. 800, 800. 7234. 14 Toyota tender with 45. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Mansfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mansfield Cowbell Rodeo. It's where I rode my first bull. Did you look?

[Caller]

Still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it still there?

[Caller]

It's still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they tore it down.

[Bobo]

The bull or the.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had a money bowl at Mansfield Rodeo where people would get intoxicated and jump out at the end of the rodeo and try to rip the. Was it 50 or 500 off of his neck. Eddie really? Do you remember?

[Caller]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. They had a money bowl. So they wrapped cash around the bull's neck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you would get out in the arena at the end of the bull riding and they'd release the money bull and you would like a clown run up and grab the money off his neck. Dude, I saw so many wasted ass country folk get plowed by bulls.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is wrong with humans that try to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very. I mean that would. We would be out like in high school, like partying.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if we're in that area and it's like, hey man, it's about time for the money bowl. Let's go over watch somebody get the hell knocked at him. Back to your Toyota.

[Bobbo]

So redneck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to your. It's a Toyota Tundra 14. Is a two wheel drive or four wheel?

[Caller]

It's a 1794 edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm driving one of those myself. What color is yours?

[Caller]

Kind of that gray, goldish brown looking husk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Medium husk, light husk. So it's got the sunroof and how many miles?

[Caller]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's clean. 4 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that part of it. Good, good, good, good, Good. Okay. The 4 inch lift helps us. Have you had it appraised anywhere else? No, I'm a mid lower 30s guy. It's like 33, 5, 34, 34, 5.

[Caller]

I think 36 somewhere in there. 36, 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's retail. Retail. Retail. I can't give retail and stay in business.

[Caller]

So what, what was your number were you thinking again?

[John Clay Wolf]

34, maybe 35.

[Caller]

That might be.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. The be the nice thing about me is I'm just check boom. I mean do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

Like 12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll make the payoff and we'll pay you your difference, your equity and you know, pick the car up, be done. It's easy. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up and let's take a look at the pictures and pull the the vehicle history. Make sure it's got a clean carfax and we'll get roll. We'll get rolling with it. Thanks. 800-800-7234 Put them on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So to win the Edge fest tickets, who was the headliner for Edgefest 1 in 92 and seeing us as hit from doing a 15 year catalog. Put put line 3 on 5 year 20.

[Bobbo]

God, where were you DJing the kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

The kids. Who knows? The kids were.

[Bobo]

What year was it?

[Bobbo]

92. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Country station.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so you don't know about rock and roll?

[J.D. Ryan]

Clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember to go into one because I was real into the music scene back then. We were promoting a lot of concerts and those bands were the bands we were promoting it. We'd rent out the Bomb Factory and Deep Elm Live and we had our own little venue in Fort Worth, Will Rogers Coliseum. God, I lost my ass there one night. Oh, doing well, Jacko. Crap, those hosers.

[Bobbo]

That's too big of a venue for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're damn right that's too big of a venue for them. But I listened to their stupid manager, Brady Wood, and he's just such a promoter. And I was like, oh, man, you're so smart. I was listening to his crap and I completely overbooked and over marketed that terrible band. And I lost like $28,000 when I was 21 years old.

[Bobo]

Dude, I saw a great show there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate them.

[Bobo]

There's no doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even. What are they counting?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really? Yeah, I was at the Coyote driving now, and I peed on the driveway the other day.

[Bobo]

You look just like the guy in the mosh pit that I socked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me?

[Bobbo]

No, surely we're at the same show there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. Dj, don't put Edge Fest tickets. Put the band's name cake.

[Bobo]

Played the Empire Strikes Back theme. You remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Everybody goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Rock and roll.

[Bobbo]

That menu was nice, though.

[Bobo]

It was bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

So today I see Stephen Hawking auditions actors. Is this for real?

[Bobbo]

Did you read? Have you heard the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard nothing.

[Bobbo]

Okay, JD's got the story here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let's see. In the same voice, renowned scientist Professor Stephen Hawkins is now looking. You know, he has that weird way I'm doing this. Yeah, well, he's looking for actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, honey, a little more boob, little more cleavage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe I'll just audition for his new voice. He has people like Liam Neeson, Anna Kendrick, you know, just different actors, you know?

[Bobbo]

Well, I think I, I. What would your voice be if you had a Stephen Hawkins voice? Okay, so if you had a computer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Voice, would you want to be a sexy chick? That'd be kind of bizarre.

[Bobo]

Talking. It'd be bizarre.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. No, just mean if. No, you say Babo. If you were to replace your voice with somebody, who would you have?

[Bobo]

Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hannah the stripper?

[Bobo]

No, that'd be crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have so many voices.

[Bobo]

Probably.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably Chipmunk Jack.

[Bobbo]

I do like Morgan Freeman. Oh, yeah, that'd be great to have Morgan Freeman's voice the whole time. What about you, John? If you could replace your voice with a famous actor, who would it be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the black guy?

[Bobbo]

Anybody? It didn't have to be an actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the black guy's name in Pulp Fiction?

[Bobbo]

Oh, he talking about, oh, man, say.

[John Clay Wolf]

What one more time. That would be it.

[Bobo]

You understand the principles of the space time continuum, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I like Uncle Roy so much, because he sounds like that. You know, Astro, I would come back.

[Bobo]

As Uncle Roy jaws in the bunch. Don't you?

[Bobbo]

I would love that if you had Uncle Roy's voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, James.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or I would do James Earl Jones.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sound like the dark side coming.

[Bobbo]

From a white man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what happened yesterday? I walk out of the. Give me the VIN buyers office office. And I look over the rail and I see this Corvette. And this gal's old. You know how when people are tweaking. Yeah. They start jerking? Yeah. Like she's getting the license plate off of her car.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She's.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn. I mean, you could just see her RPMs running, man, like 7, 700 miles. Right? She's just jerking at that license plate and jumping up, grabbing her bra and moving her boobs around. I'm like, this old gal's torqued up on something. And I asked y', all, I was like, what's up, Turley? You're like, man, it's a long story. I'm like, this chick is jacked up on Walter White's best baby blue.

[Bobbo]

Well, it took us two days to get that car. Because the first day.

[J.D. Ryan]

So this is a somebody from Arkansas.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, from Arkansas. We send our drivers up to Arkansas to go get it, and they get there. Well, of course, they're not at the location they told us we're being.

[John Clay Wolf]

They give you a bad address?

[Bobbo]

Nope. They just weren't there. Waited. So the boyfriend shows up, still no car. Still no car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then they're like, Corvette was 12,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

So then they're told, well, hey, you got to go meet us. Meet her at another location. She's cleaning the car out the drop place.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's believable.

[Bobbo]

So they go. The drivers go to that location. They get there, and the car is full of nothing but just clothes and cleaning supplies. Just like, just cleaning supplies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clothes just had mama just moved out.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. But so they waited. Get the stuff out of there. Then something happened where there was a miscommunication about is Uncle Roy in Arkansas, waiting on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he talking to the driver?

[Bobbo]

No, Roy wasn't waiting for him. There's two other drivers. But yeah, Roy was not happy about having to bounce back, of course. So then she leaves, has to go somewhere else in the same car. Our driver's like, we. We can't wait. We're gone. Yeah, this is, this is not gonna happen. Paying all these people so they come back here. Can't wait for her just to go and do her errands for the day in the car that she didn't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

To give up her wheels because it was her last wheel.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is weird. Okay, so we sure we got a good title?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So. So hope so they get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds great.

[Bobbo]

Our drivers get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do.

[Bobbo]

Don't worry about it. So they get back and all of a sudden she calls back, she says, no, hey, I'm ready to sell the car now. I'm ready to do it. We're like, well, you're gonna have to bring this vehicle to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

To us now? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So she arranges.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in Dallas, not Little Rock.

[Bobbo]

Yes. So she comes all the way from Arkansas, and on the way down, she's text messaging our buyer every like 30 to 45 minutes telling her she's on the way. I'm. I'm now stopping for gas. Another one. Traffic just got a little big thick here. Another stop. We're just crossing the Red river, so another. I mean, starting at 7:30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, they were just. Is the bank still open? Is the bank still open? Is the bank still open? Because they were going to take that check. Go hammer it.

[Bobbo]

Traffic's thick over here in Dallas. Yeah, I mean, it's non stop. And so then you saw her, the actual getting out of the vehicle. That's who it was. And she had to be on something, I would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called crystal and it's not champagne. I could see it from 50 yards away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn. I've never seen anybody that cranked before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she was cranked. She was cranked.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that's bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got the car and it's nice and everything's good.

[Bobbo]

The title's clear and everybody was happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

J actually worked out. JR from the Cowbell Rodeo. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Hey, I was just calling. I was listening to you on 92.5 and the caller from Mansfield called in and was talking about the Cowbell Rodeo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was me talking about it. What about it?

[Caller]

Okay, well, that cowboy rodeo is not there no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's What I thought. Thank you. Did you. Did you ever see the Money bowl where the people got run over?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800-800-7234. 800. Hey, can he hear me in there? He needs to learn how to screen calls. I like the caller, but I mean, just as Cowbell Rodeo. The hell's that? But this one is, right? Okay, so we're giving away edge Fest tickets. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is. Is the call in. Number your make, model, miles, and I'll buy your car. Or just go to givemetheven.com also dealers. Give me the vin.com will bid your trade ins and your front line automatically automated. If you click the franchise dealer only button. We just launched our new tool internally. You need to remind me to plug that every segment. Okay, Daniel. So the question was for Edge Fest tickets today, what was the headlining band of the original Edge Fest? And sing us a hit song from that band. So, Daniel, good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Montgomery Lake Conroe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you're not up in Dallas, Texas, Were you up here?

[Caller]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to. Do you want to make it up here today if we. If you win the tickets.

[Caller]

Oh, it's today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, today. You can't make it.

[Caller]

I mean, you can lay these last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I'm kind of a slacker. I just wake up and try to figure out what I'm gonna do that day. What?

[Caller]

I think I know the band. I think I know a song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but just sing us the song and let's see if we. I bet we can figure out the band about Jeremy.

[Caller]

Spoken Class Day. How about that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that? Cash Me Outside. How about that? From Montgomery, Houston. Chris, good morning. Who is it?

[Caller]

How about Pearl Jam?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about your Ride, man? But it says no song here. You've got no song.

[Caller]

Oh, let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta sing.

[Caller]

Rest his head on a pillow made of concrete again Marty, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. Marty. Well, we've established the fact that it was Pearl Jam headlined the original Edge Fest in 92. And now we're down to a singing contest. And I can tell you the first guys. Two guys lost, all by default. So you could win by default.

[Caller]

All right, let me. Let me give it a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go.

[Caller]

All right, here we go. We'll freeze. And rest his head on a pillow made of concrete again. Oh. Feel a little better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's gotta go. Lost you on that one. Marty, that was not. But, yes, the best so far. Without a doubt, the best so far. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Bobo]

Hi.

[Caller]

You know what? I've been sitting on my bed, just laughing. Y' all are hilarious. That's all I have to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My morning.

[Caller]

I'm from Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. Well, I'm glad. We aim to keep you entertained there, Honey. Honey girl Sweetie child Honey Biscuit, you gonna sing us some Pearl Jam to see if you knock these guys off?

[Caller]

Oh, Pearl jam. I could.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Ashlyn, good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Woodville, Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna. Are you gonna take some of Walter White's best baby blue and head to Dallas to make Edge Fest tonight? If you win the tickets, yes, I would.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gonna click up on white crosses and get in a six speed Corvette, Put some racing fuel in that some bitch, and we're gonna hightail it to Dallas for the concert.

[Bobo]

It's gonna even play.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, sing it, Ashlyn. Sing it, damn it.

[Caller]

Okay. Waiting, watching the clock it's four o'. Clock. It's got to stop Tell him take no more she practices her speech as he opens the door she rolls over pretends to sleep as he looks her over she lies and says she's in love with him can't find a better man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Eddie Vedder, everybody. It is. Eddie Vedder's in. In the studio. Hey, Eddie, Are you gonna show up as a surprise guest at edgefest tonight? Can you speak normally or do you just. Can you put together a full sentence without singing? Eddie, no.

[Bobo]

Playing baseball with the Cubbies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like Eddie Vedder is channeling his best. James Brown. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio will be right back. And Eddie Vedder, I don't know if he's gonna be with us or not.

[Bobo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheBin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobo]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN.

[Caller]

Dr. Come.

[Bobo]

We'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss your.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is this you, like, lost a listener deal that we got? We got in the mail. You just lost a listener. We haven't had that in a while. You just lost a listener.

[Bobo]

We got this letter.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were making fun of Love County, Oklahoma, meth heads.

[Bobo]

Yeah. You want me to read it to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobo]

Dear John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you don't have to make fun of a voice.

[Bobbo]

Well, let me get the.

[Caller]

The.

[Bobbo]

You lost listener music out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we have our. You lost the listener music.

[J.D. Ryan]

The real deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it. It's. It's a real deal. Okay. I guess you can make fun of.

[Bobo]

I mean, I don't embarrass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Channel her however you feel like you should.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for you Lost a listener.

[Bobo]

Dear John, my name is Mary Bell Harris and I'm from Love County, Oklahoma. And I just wanted to say there is nothing funny about methamphetamine usage. Two years ago, my husband, Staff Sergeant Lenny Bruce Elbelle John, was killed by tweaking on the Love county highway when he stopped a car speeding at 68 mph in a 70 zone in the middle of the night on a Saturday. When he tried to approach the car, three tweaker meth heads jumped out and ate his face off like a pickle.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think this is real.

[Bobo]

And that's why we have the memorial Lenny Bruce Bell highway here in Love County, Oklahoma. We try to price our methamphetamines so the good people will buy them. What used to cost $40 is now 110. And we have a better class of tweaker now in Love County, Oklahoma. God. And we don't think you should make fun of our meth head tweakers. Many of them are important people in our society.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bobo]

They are janitors and pet groomers and air traffic controllers up no, kc. They use meth in their lifestyle and we are proud of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobo]

But don't approach them on a Saturday night.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobo]

On the highway. Or they will eat your face off like a pickle. Like so many slices of French toast at a Denny's. You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

That was a detailed email Right there. Very methy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like clearly. It really was clearly on the downside.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got two more people that. That are playing the contest. Real quick, Danny, hit it, man.

[Bobbo]

What's the contest again?

[John Clay Wolf]

The contest is free Edge Fest tickets for the best singer of Pearl Jam who was the headliner of Edge Fest 1 back in 92. Danny, you still there? He's been on hold so long, he probably left.

[Bobo]

He's playing hard to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he's played hard to get? Be the ball, Danny. In my trailer. Jason. Justin, you there?

[Caller]

Justin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin? Justin. Oh, my God. Justin. Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm in den right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I straighten it out.

[Bobo]

Calm down a little bit first.

[Caller]

Oh, my bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're going to. You want to go to Edge Fest. You want to win tickets, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, that. So you're going to sing your best rendition of Jeremy for us.

[Caller]

I'll try a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then three, two, one. It's all you, Justin.

[Caller]

Jeremy Smoking Rest again.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's Justin from titten, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think he's gonna be smoking Rest Again. I think it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Jasmine. Yeah, that's Justin, who hasn't been asleep yet since last night. He had a big night last night in the Windstar Casino in Love County, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

What happened to the guy that wanted to do the bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I lost him. He needs to call back. I want him to call back.

[Bobo]

They're not even trying. We've got the most no singing audience.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is no s. What's going. I mean, no singers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jeremy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's smoking carpet.

[Bobo]

Carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeremy's smoking mess again.

[Bobo]

Calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

J 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Real quick we got on this and you took me nowhere. What was Stephen Hawking doing with actors and auditions?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's basically he's looking for a new voice. And a lot of the actors have been auditioning. The question was, who would you pick if. If you could have somebody replace your voice?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, now I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who would you pick?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, because you got up left.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because right now he has that weird voice, like you know somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he wants them to read like the whole Alphabet. Like Siri to be his series.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[Bobbo]

So when he types in something, they'll.

[Bobo]

Say that Hawking with your first coursework on astrophysics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobo]

Take it away, Stephen. Hello, everybody. I'm here to tell you about the universe, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

First of all, it's a goddamn shame we don't Know more about. What you're gonna have to do is go out there, talk your ma and PA and get a little more tuition money. Bring it to your old uncle Steve. Perfect.

[Bobbo]

What other voice?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Nicholson. Nicholas is the best. Nicholson.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nicholson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got to get it confused. Hey, an 03 Navigator with 155. Scott, these things don't bring anything when they get this many miles on them. They just don't bring anything.

[Caller]

Well, thank you for being honest with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they'll bring a thousand to fifteen hundred, and I would rather tell you nothing than hear you yell at me.

[Caller]

I would rather you, you know, be honest with me. Like I said, I was considering either selling it or, like, giving it to my mom. So I guess I'll just give it to my mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give it to your mom. Hey, remember, dealers go to givemetheven.com and click the dealer button. Franchise dealers, our robot will bid your cars. Literally. Right then. Real time. Danny, good morning. You're on the air. Oh, we're out of time. Danny, take us out with your Pearl Jam rendition for the tickets because we've got to go to break right now.

[Caller]

Okay. You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here.

[Caller]

Okay, here we go. Oh, where could my baby be belong to? Car away from me she gone to heaven so I got to be good so I can see my baby when I leave this world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he probably sings better than it sounded because the. The. The phone. The phone couldn't carry it off. Danny, right now, you're the winner. Wow.

[Bobbo]

Just get his information.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. We'll get your information somewhere. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Will be right back. Lois, stay. Oh, Lois, but I'm alive. This is just going to be a talent show all day. Are we going to buy any cars?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Bobo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on. @givemetheven.com we're known for beating carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com, send us your carmax offer. And you, if. If we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a hundred dollar check or me personally kissing your. That's givemetheven.com. the best car buyers in all of southern United States, sell us your car.

[Bobo]

Give me the VIN.com. we'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss you.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy. The Offspring is playing at Edge Fest in Dallas today, too.

[Bobbo]

This is not their best song.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a lot of Pearl Jam impersonations on. Hold still.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the question again? For your contest, for your Edge Fest tickets. The free tickets are the general mission.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gh just asking that their station giveaway tickets are always crap. Of course, even when they lie about it on the air, they're still crap. What the question was, who was the lead singer? I mean, who was the headliner for 92 Edge Fest, the first one, 25 years ago. And sing a song by that band. So, Stephanie, good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Granbury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Granbury, you gonna win these? Have you noticed that all of our singers today, the John Clay Wolf show singers have been pretty poorly trained?

[Caller]

Oh, that's good. Yeah, I heard a couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're pretty bad. Are you better?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We'll see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see. Let's hit it. Steph. In. In three, two, one, go.

[Caller]

Oh, where, oh, where can my baby be? The Lord is. Took her away from me she's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

To heaven so I got to be.

[Caller]

Good so I can see my baby when I leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I need a cigar and a scotch. It's the next Leanne Rhymes, everyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stephanie, you stay close. You're. You're the winner thus far. I like it. Eddie, we have a lot of people impersonating you today. What did you do to your daddy? Nobody watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just watch.

[Bobo]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ask. Don't ask.

[Bobo]

Squeezing on the pp.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all that happens.

[Bobo]

Don't touch me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to know where you're not supposed to be.

[Bobo]

It's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not part.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't you.

[Bobo]

Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Not the lyrics.

[Bobo]

Is that what he said?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You give. If you call in. I want. I want to buy some damn cars. We've been BS and all morning. We've done no business. It has been fun, but I need to buy some cars. Diesel trucks are selling high. Sports cars Are selling high. Escalades are selling. All the good stuff is selling how we're in that time of the year when the sexy merch, big boobs and long legs is selling high Wranglers, all that good stuff. So I can hit those cars excessively a little bit harder than normal. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If you want to sell. Hey, hey. I outbid Carmax yesterday by like almost 20,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 grand. How would they hit. Oh, my Lord. Well, what was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

This, this, this Highline store.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Called me on a. On an M5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 BMW M5 with great big MSRP, 22,000 miles or something. And I gave him 88,000. And he said that the customer was not happy. And. Yeah, and he said. So they called me back, hey, can you give any more than 88,000? I was like, no, I can't. I'm all over this thing like a cheap suit, right? And he said, well, he's gonna take it to Carmax and go get the offer. I said, you go do that, please, please. So I said it was like four o'clock in the afternoon. I said, what time are you leaving? He's like, at six o'. Clock. I said, well, he's probably gonna beat you before you leave here today once he gets their number. Because on those expensive cars. I knew it was gonna be bad, but I didn't know it was gonna be that bad. They hit him at 71.

[Caller]

My Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would have loved to seen his face the second he saw that number. 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he came back bitching still, and he went to the BMW store to get another opinion.

[Bobo]

71.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we still beat that.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we. We buy cars high. And I mean, jeeps and blah, blah, blah and Camaros and all that stuff.

[Bobbo]

Go to.

[Bobo]

Give me that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobo]

We buy cars high.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy cars high.

[Bobo]

Amen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sometimes sober, but not mostly.

[Bobo]

I'll give you 88. Don't. $89,000. Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Bobo]

What kind of van is that, man?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, we did get an interesting van this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of van?

[Bobbo]

The. That 97.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we. Yes, we got it for two grand.

[Bobbo]

$2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The mystery Machine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a white conversion van that's pink stripes and it has 50, 000 miles on it. It was like one of those. Those good ones back in 95.

[Bobbo]

Like my grandma had AC on the top and everything. Toilet. A little toilet inside, little fridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looked like they might have lived in it? Yeah, but it was clean. They look nice.

[Bobbo]

The quilt looks like it's still from 97. It's on the bed. I mean, everything in. It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got that thing.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do we get the pink off of it?

[Bobbo]

The rose? That's actually rose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, over the years, it has turned into pink.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Mr. Mystery Machine on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, we've got that van. It's in Baton Rouge.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang out of the playground.

[John Clay Wolf]

It needs to come to Dallas. It'll bring more up here than it will down there.

[Bobbo]

Do you want to buy, JD since you're bugging John and myself about your car? Stupid Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get into that in a little bit. I don't have. I don't have the patience. Wait. Ashley wants to sing Yellow Leadbetter. That could be funny. Hang on real quick. Ashley, hit it. Where are you calling from, Ashley?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. The boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong. Go Sooners. What?

[Caller]

Yeah, we don't all roll them wrong, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll sing me yellow yet. Yellow lead better. Let's see if you can win the tickets.

[Caller]

Well, I can't go to the show anyway, but I thought I'd call in and try this.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. 800. 872. Wait. What did he say?

[Bobbo]

He can't go to the show, but he wanted to try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, then I hung up on the wrong guy. Are you still there, or did I lose you? Yellow Leadbetter. Did I lose you? I did. Oh, he's back.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. He won't go away. He is a meth head. Hey, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sing it, buddy. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

[Bobo]

It.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's awful.

[Bobo]

But he's feeling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he is feeling it. He's channeling it. Well, he's doing it like you do.

[Bobbo]

That song no one can understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did not turn alive into a. Into a sexual abuse song, though, like you did, Bob.

[Bobo]

Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daddy. What.

[Bobo]

His pro bad for my ass.

[Caller]

Burgers.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's burgers. Do you want that? Asperger's with ketchup and tomato are dry.

[Bobo]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and French fried potato as burgers in paradise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk. We have two and a half minutes left till the next one, but you're in the studio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, everybody, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning. Hanging out over hey, Randy. Randy, if we run out of time, we're going to. Will you hang with us till the next segment?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I ain't no time, man. I do think real fast right now. I. That guy, dude, Benny was driving that van. That woman with the Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's tweaking.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, he's a sad car, just like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy, Randy. I'm having trouble understanding. You're speaking so fast. What's wrong?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's wrong? Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you get into?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened? What'd you get into?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm sitting out there beating yesterday sad Terry, just like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sitting where? Wait, Jenny, can you try to give.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This old lady ride back to Arkansas?

[John Clay Wolf]

The tweaker that came down from Arkansas with a Corvette. You sat with him yesterday. Yeah, yeah, I remember him. He's cool.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He gave me a little bit of stanky old cook. Arkansas weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Boy, that's good. Knock your whiskers crooked and weed's high. Y' all want me to clean this up? Filthy over here. Get all this trash can.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't need to clean up the studio radius. Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So we got stoned to the big Jesus belt and I was hungry as hell, but Ben and said, hey, you hungry? Eat some of this right here. I don't know what it was. I thought it was like some kind of herbal supplement kind of deal. Boy, pretty soon I wasn't hungry at all. It's awesome. We played paper, rock, scissors for hours. You know, paper covers rock, rock special scissors, scissor cut the paper, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we made new rules too. Like, every seven throws, we'd have to grease the scissors so they wouldn't cut the paper. And every time the rock master scissors, we drop a little bit more of that supplement anyway. But I lost that game. It was weird, but, like, I don't know. Something about the tendency of the rules, indefinable dominance of objectives and the game's total disregard of metaphysics, you know? Did he. So we say hide and seek instead. But it's hard with just the two of us sitting in the van. Thing is, you just gotta keep your eyes closed. Which might have been a bit of a bad idea, come to think of it, but. Because when it was his turn to hide, I had to count to 747. Well, while I had my eyes closed. Now, don't call me a cheater, okay? But I cheated. Yeah, he was peeking. I was peeking too. Randy, I think you're still Rock, paper, scissors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I think you're still Randy, we've got to go to break and I still think you're tweaking. Hang tight. I said. Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What the hell? What you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can bring, you can clean the office while we're on commercial break playing these next songs. My name's John Clay. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have one crew come in from Arkansas that's tweaking and the whole show has turned into a tweak show. And Randy the chipmunk has lost his damn mind. Chris, good morning, you're on the air. Chris. Hello Chris.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2012 Toyota Tundra with 75,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two or four wheel drive.

[Caller]

It is a two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather cloth, leather sunroof.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got the, it's platinum, big back door. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Oh, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you serious about selling it? Because we've just been screwing around all day. I want to buy something.

[Caller]

I am, I am. We're. We're moving. So I'm liquidating quite a bit of stuff to get the Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any other bids already?

[Caller]

I do actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

From whom?

[Caller]

I got one from CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard your advertisement and what did they. Oh, the one that says if I don't beat their offer, I'll give you 100 bucks.

[Caller]

Yes, yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other part of that's just a joke. I'm not gonna kill, I'm not gonna kiss your butt. But I will get. I will give you 100 bucks. Well, let's just cut to the chase. What did they hit it at me, see if I can beat it. Or 100 bucks. 27.

[Caller]

27,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure it's not a four wheel drive? Cuz that doesn't make sense. Yes.

[Caller]

It's a. No, it's a two.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then I owe you 100 bucks. Because. Because average MMR on the car is 23 four and a two wheel drive platinum with 75 is not going to bring 27 and. Or can you send me the offer left?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because we're missing something here. I mean there's no way anybody with their right mind would go 4,000 over on a 75,000 mile truck. Two wheel drive, it's kind of hard to sell.

[Caller]

Gotcha. Yes. I'll send you over the offer. That's what they gave me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. And if I don't beat it, I'm going to send you 100 bucks. Just take a picture of it and go to givemetheven.com. load it up. 800800 stakes Chris. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I guess Chris made 100 bucks but I. I think Chris is missing something. The year model.

[Bobbo]

They love challenging you with those CarMax RS though.

[John Clay Wolf]

We always beat them. But I mean we send out a check about twice a week. About twice a week. Maybe this is one of the two 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's time for Casey Kasem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John. How you doing buddy? Hey, you know what? It's April 1st, so we have the top 10 worst April fool pranks you can pull on your buddies as well as your folks you work with. You ready? Let's start off with four words. Toilet seat and plastic wrap. Alright. Buy donuts for the family or friends like I did this morning and fill them with mayonnaise. Notice no one's had the cream filled yet. Buy a cake and have them right on the top. Find the toenail. Put crest to sleep toothpaste in the middle of the Oreo cookies. Then leave them out for the kids. Buy tonight's Powerball numbers tomorrow. Then give them to a co worker on Monday and ask them to check your numbers. Freeze men's my favorite here. Freeze Mentos in ice cubes. Then serve them to your friends and wait for the bomb to go off. Make caramel apples for the kids with onions. Number three, plastic snake in the kids cereal box. Always a winner. Number two, leave an I'm so sorry note on the windshield of a car that you didn't hit. And then watch them watch. Look for the damage. Run a radio contest for free edge. Fetch Edge Fest tickets and not really have any tickets to give away.

[Bobo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

No one would do that. Nobody would do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

People your feet in the ground and keep reaching for those tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mick, do you want to win the tickets? Mick from Oklahoma.

[Caller]

Well, Mick isn't actually from Oklahoma. I'm from ael, but same thing. John, I'd like to do my rendition of the Love County Jeremy. Okay, that would be Jeremy smoking meth in Love county again. And also John, I would like to do an internship with John Clee, JD and the boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty good, Mick. It's pretty good. That's pretty good. Go to. Go to Go to.

[Caller]

Mick does voices. Mick does everything. Dear Casey, my boyfriend broke up with me this week because he didn't like spitters. What seems to be the problem?

[John Clay Wolf]

Spitters come on like. Like spittoons. I'm spitting one right now. I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, no, not hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mick. Go to. I lost you, Mick. I just lost you. I hate it when I lose you. Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. Go straight to my MacBook and I'll get you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you went live in the Studio 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was that number? Number one April Fool's joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

The number one April Fool's joke would be. Let me go get Casey.

[Bobo]

Hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's number one once again. Run a radio contest for free Edge Fest tickets and then not have any real tickets to give away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that would be terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fools. That'd be an awful joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be an awful joke. A son of a. Would do that. You know, the son of a. Sponsored by Natty Light.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Natty Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a. Do we have any sort of a big.

[Bobo]

His first wife left him for never being on time. Ever since, he's attempted to climax almost immediately. During his honeymoon at Six Flags, he began the romantic tradition of letting his new bride stand in line for him. He now calls her, endearingly, my little Flash Pass. When his new father in law asked what his intentions were with his daughter, he said, daddy, this double apple white here ain't gonna clean itself. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. What's that other one from last week that was so funny? Do you have it handy?

[Bobo]

He once asked the housekeeper to try his margarita recipe. Got her quite intoxicated. And then her. Before the kids got home from school, his boss moved him into a cubicle so he pissed in the trash can and quit. When he takes the family out for dinner, he usually sits at the bar alone watching the game and drinking a cold one. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toll boy. Yeah, buddy. We'd like to welcome a new affiliate this morning in Lake Charles, Louisiana. Classic Rock 92.1. New listeners that wonder what the hell you're listening to. We don't know yet either, and we've been doing this for 10 years. Ron, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. What have you got sir, 2016 GMC terrain horse sport, SLT package.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

30,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a front wheel drive or an all wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's a front wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it six or four cylinder?

[Caller]

It's the B6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's SLT, not a Denali. It's got 30 something thousand miles. Does it have sunroof for navigation?

[Caller]

It doesn't have the sunroof. It does have nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White is right in that car. It's good. I'm a. I'm a 18. 18, 18, 18 5. 18, 18, 5. Buyer. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Weatherford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yep. If that works for you, go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com, load that up, tell them where I bid it on the radio and we will process it and get you paid and get you picked up.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. An 11 Silverado with 80 Mel. Where are you from? With a name like Russia, you've got to be from down southern.

[Caller]

Reshoot down south. Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which city? Valero, are you listening to us on? The Eagle. What station you listen to us on down there?

[Caller]

I think it's 95.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on a lot of stations down there. I don't know which one that is. Is that the one out of Lafayette?

[Caller]

No. Yeah, it's out of Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. And 11 Silverados at a crew cab.

[Caller]

Yes. Four, four door, two wheel drive or four, two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an LS so it's cloth and a bench, front seat and the cheap wheels.

[Caller]

It's got the. It's got a. Not the best front seat. It has the console in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not an lt, it's an ls, Right? That's what the note says. Okay. If it's got a clean carfax and it's a good rig, two wheel drive, 11 with 80. It's got to be worth like 13, maybe 14. More like 13 though, I think.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We pull cars out of a. We have an office in Scott, Louisiana. And we pull cars out of there every day. And we also have one by the airport in Baton Rouge. Whatever's closer to you. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Caller]

Hang on.

[Bobo]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had to cut you off a minute ago. And I appreciate you cleaning the entire office complex during the break.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Man. Show must go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me, let me, let me backtrack here. We had for new listeners, we had a customer come down from Arkansas with a Corvette.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we went up there to pick it up, and they weren't ready. All the clothes were in it. And the lady needed to run a bunch of errands and started yelling at our drivers. We said, forget it. We came home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they called and said they want to sell it. We said, we'll bring it to us at this point. Bring it down. So they came down 500 miles an hour. And when they got here, they had a little torque to them. They were jumpy. Little jumpy. But that's where all this tweaky stuff came up in the content today. And it was just suspicious, especially the way she ripped that license plate off with her teeth. But Randy the chipmunk wound up sitting in the parking lot with her boyfriend, who was her ride back to Arkansas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller]

Benny.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's nice guy. He's Sagittarius just like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's Sagittarius just like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Sagittarius just like me. And it sounds like he might have given Randy a little something something. Maybe that helped them drive. And Randy's still a little torqued up.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. This kind of stuff's like an herbal supplement. Look like to me. We played rock, paper, scissors for hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It was awesome. You rock, paper, scissors.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do know rock. Did you play it? Yep.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You ever play it for hours?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We had a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not for hours.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We had a good time. We thought, you know, since cheap. We made it some new rules. Yeah, by rock, paper, scissors, okay? Like every seven throws, you have to grease the scissors or they won't cut the paper. Is this a rock? You ever see a rock this way? Rock smashes scissors. No, he did this rock thing, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost that game, okay?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because I didn't understand exactly what was going on with the game. You know, the tendency that rules is indefinable dominance and predictive symbolism of the game's total disregard of metaphysics, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So we played hide and seek instead. It's hard with just the two of us sitting in the van. You just got to keep your eyes closed. Which might have been a bit of a bad idea, come to think of it, because when it was his turn to hide and I had to count to 747, that's what he kept in 747. Look out here, I care. Well, while I had my eyes closed. Now, don't call me a cheater, okay? But I cheated. Yeah, I was Peeking a little bit. And all of a sudden it was like he was playing rock, paper, scissors again. Yeah, he's like trying to touch me with them scissors while I was counting with my eyes closed. And I said, hey, what you doing? And he goes, well, we're friends, ain't we? And I said, what do you mean, what the hell, Benny? He goes, well, you ain't on my dog. And I go, nuh. That didn't even do nothing to me. Give me some more. And he kicked me out of the van. And I was pretty pissed off. But I did pocket a big old wad of that grass he was carrying, so. Hey, you got any Gatorade? I'm feeling a little punky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, have you been to sleep?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I think I might go lay down for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to sleep yet?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all want me to clean your office or something? Yeah. Cars won't detail.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just did.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You want to put some plates on some cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I think you need to go chill out, buddy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Let me run Starbucks while you want some coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take some coffee. Once you run to Starbucks, give me some coffee. That's great. Thank you, buddy.

[Bobo]

Man, I'm exhausted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exhausted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just hope.

[Bobo]

I just hope Sharonda don't find out about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

No kid. And she'll be a very un.

[John Clay Wolf]

That chipmunk tweaking is not a good thing, Richard. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[Bobbo]

What have you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2014 Audi S5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color? Black stick or Matic automatic.

[Caller]

Got the paddle shifter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got premium. Premium plus. Premium plus Cooper convertible.

[Caller]

Coop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's paddle shifters. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the black optic package?

[Caller]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 19 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And how many miles?

[Caller]

53,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like that part of it. Yeah, I mean, it's not terrible with a car like that. People are just picky. Does 20. Does 20. Does 20. Upper 20s is my number. I don't know. Have you. Have you gotten any numbers anywhere else yet?

[Caller]

No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

27 5, 28 ain't bad.

[Caller]

It's almost paid off, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we'll pay the rest of it off and give you your equity if you want to sell it to us. Go to give me the VIN, give me the vi n.com and we will process the deal and get it paid for.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio I want to grab this one real quick and then we'll get on to other stuff. Nick, a 99 Lariat with 78 two wheel drive. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

No, it's extended cab average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean? Because the miles seem really low.

[Caller]

It's pretty clean. It's. It's had. I bought it from an older man that. Well, his father passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting.

[Caller]

In Texas and I got it with 53,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? What city?

[Caller]

I'm in Dusa, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 33500 is what I'm thinking.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobo]

Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it to us, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we will confirm it all. We that that process the give me the VIN deals all online. We you communicate with our buyers via email or text messages and we'll email you, offer letters, email you a checklist. We come to your house, pick it up, pay for it, read our better business reviews. You'll be shocked if anyone thinks that it's too good to be true. Read that. And also dealers, new car dealers, end of the month, closeout, all that good stuff. Click the franchise dealer button on give me the vin and our system will give you an automatic bid on your trade ins and your overage inventory. We just launched that. Be right back. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Set. The feeling just grow stronger every day.

[Bobo]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up powered by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good D. Mike with the G wagon. Hang tight. Money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your vin number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Stevie Miller from Dallas, Texas. Did you know that's one of the best selling albums of all time? Bob Steve Miller, greatest hits, huh? That and abba and Eagles Greatest hits. I believe it. But who doesn't? You know who didn't own that at one point in their life? That 72 to 77 whatever with the horse on the.

[Bobo]

It was practically a state law.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

You had to have that in your glove box, right? Cassette copy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of glove boxes, the Cadillac that I'm going to buy from you, that's an air conditioned glove box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got you a Cadillac.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, did. Thank you very much. Srx.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you happy with it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it doesn't have a few things. I thought it was the premium edition. It's actually the luxury edition. We don't have air conditioned seats. It doesn't have a few. Doesn't have the, the rear seat entertainment system like I thought so.

[Bobo]

Hey man.

[John Clay Wolf]

14,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

What I was going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you got your $40,000 bill and we'll get you one with a little more equipment on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look, it also needs tires. It probably going to need tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does not need tires. I just looked at it. I looked at it when I pulled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up a 400 bucks off of it.

[Bobo]

Take it over. LBJ in the afternoon needs an oil change.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is coming from.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't need anything. I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't need anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we did good again.

[J.D. Ryan]

You love. I love you. High five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I saw that car. I hate to admit this. What I did when I saw it come across the auction. Did you see me run the guy off?

[J.D. Ryan]

What you run.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what you did. I ran it past the money. Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I ran the dealers when I saw that car.

[J.D. Ryan]

You went.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said this is J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew right then and they were trying to buy it and so I bumped their bids off so that they wouldn't buy it so that I could get you out of my hair.

[Bobbo]

He sacrificed money, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

For you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll be glad to pay you. Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I, I, I, I, I charged you with. The last bid was the last live bid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It brought 14 5. And I no sold it there because I knew I could give you this and you would go away. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's only been a month since I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of value in that for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

For you just making me shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, just. Here's his car. Shut up. Go away.

[J.D. Ryan]

I absolutely. It's perfect. I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can like the fourth car you've got from us.

[J.D. Ryan]

We, we got the cheap I got the Range Rover. I got the Escape. Yeah. I've only been hit by a drunk driver once.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Cadillac. Cadillac's a little more injury prone, but rovers are a little more injury prone. This one doesn't have bad miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I got great luck with that Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. And I never do this. And I don't sell callers to the public. I actually lie to people and tell them I don't have a license to do it so that they won't bother me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, because you got friends that do it, and then they say, buy that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they do what you just said. Yeah, they do what you just said.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why I did it. Turley told me to do it. He says pick out. Just pick. Just get some picky stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Ricky, cash in.08. FJ Cruiser. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's kind of a. Kind of a light yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like. I like that color. They kind of like that sand color a little bit.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a hard top? Yeah, well, they're all hard tops. Does it have a sunroof or leather?

[Caller]

It's got the standard seat, but it's not leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 80,000 miles on a. What year? 08. Oh, God. the top of my head. Is it 12 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

That's a little bit low, but I've just really started looking, looking around. I'm gonna try to do something next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it or you want to trade something?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm gonna need to try to get something different. Drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, and I will. I can. I can hand you to one of my. Tell me in the info box what you want to buy, and I'll hand you to one of my dealers in my network. That's price my guy special. And I'll. I'll bid the car and you already have the bid. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio in the news. David. An 03 vet with 54,000 miles is worth. Is it a convertible or a hard top?

[Caller]

Hard top. Z06.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a Z06. I'm glad that you said that because I was fixing to insult you. I was gonna bid it as a non Z06.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's upper teens. It's 18 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Absolutely. You can have it today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me. Let me. I'm just talking loose Before I. Before I off here and screw up, let me double check something.

[Bobbo]

Something.

[Caller]

The only reason I'm getting rid of this car is because standard shift is not working for me right now, okay? Due to an injury.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you injure?

[Caller]

My. My ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

You shipped with your ass 54,000 miles? Yeah, I mean, I'm right there on it. I mean, average MMR is 18:1, so. So I guess my gut's pretty right. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John, hit me at 18 grand. If it's got a clean carfax and it's a real car, I'll buy it. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We'll get something done. Thank you, sir.

[Bobo]

What just happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Clutch with my butt cheek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull the hammy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Has it got a hammy?

[John Clay Wolf]

A hammy.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the news, some sports news. Three folks are tied for the lead in the Azalea lead at the Country Club of Charleston. One of them is. Well, one of the guys doing very well. He hasn't done well elsewhere in the sports world. But Tony Romo shoots a 77 in the second round.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if that's very well, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. 77.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Is it that time again for our favorite character? Our favorite guest?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony's out shooting golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad, is he here? Is he shooting golf too? Which actually he is.

[Bobbo]

He's in the tournament with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear Tony Romo's dad maining call when you played that. Are you here, Romero?

[Bobo]

This is very nice thing for you should say about me, John Wolf. You are my favorite character as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

My favorite character.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brings you in today? What's on your mind, Mr. Romero?

[Bobo]

We are trying to have father son time together. You know, during the off season. Antonio loves to play the game of golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

And he and I go last week to Azeli invitacional.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobo]

We stay all week long and have a wonderful time.

[J.D. Ryan]

All week long. Had a wonderful time.

[Bobo]

Upon the sumptuous country club of the Carolinas.

[J.D. Ryan]

The country club of the Carolinas.

[Bobo]

And we both play and you both play. And though Antonio is very competitive, I think it's okay for us to play the game together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobo]

First round, Antonio, he shoot a 71.

[J.D. Ryan]

71.

[Bobo]

Which is not so wearing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

But on this same horse round of Gamma golf, I, Ramiro Romo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Shoot a 69.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did you beat Tony.

[Bobo]

Do you know the 69?

[Caller]

Yeah, I do. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You shot a 69.

[Bobo]

This is two less stroke, less than 71.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we know.

[Bobo]

And Antonio, he's furious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, come on.

[Bobo]

I've never seen him more angry since he is knocked down by those son of beach bastards. Seahawks D. At first, I think he is congratulating me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Like for to be a good sport. He slapped me on the back and he said, oh, my father is the golf pro. Look at him. Things like this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's fun.

[Bobo]

And then when he shoot an 81 in the second round.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Bobo]

And I shoot a 69 again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Then I know that I should not have done this. Apparently, a 69 can be a very noticeable thing, especially when the quarterback cannot shoot better than 81. So he slinging my six iron into the water hazard of the second green, 59 yards away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobo]

He take out four ducks and the club's prize mascot, Susie the Goose. Then he take his three wood and he began taking out the pretty flowers. But they do not travel to his satisfaction, but merely flop into pieces. So he began to pound his golf cart. He knock off three wheels, the left head.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Tony doing all this damage.

[J.D. Ryan]

His dad beat him.

[Bobo]

He's going to kill the golf cart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just because he lost them.

[Bobo]

He can knock off the steering wheel. Oh, my God. Then he throw his club down. He grab the steering wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

And he throw it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobo]

All the way into the fourth green.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobo]

108 yards away. Okay. Yes. That's a throw, man. He knock Bill Murray in the head. Bill Murray was just. Bill Murray was just about to throw a woman into the sand trap on the foot green.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Bobo]

He knocked him in the head. Bill Murray is still unconscious today. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony Romo knocked Bill Murray out.

[Bobo]

Yes. He take it. He take at the back and left wheel of the golf cart.

[J.D. Ryan]

I even read this in the paper.

[Bobo]

He throw it at the clubhouse. Knock out the window. Tiger Hood's father sitting inside.

[Bobbo]

I think he's dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's dead.

[Bobo]

He hit him right in solar plexus. And he tried to defend with the karate move with his left and right. And he says, hiya, like this. And knock him down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Knocked him down.

[Bobo]

I don't think he's doing very well. And so Antonio and myself have been kicked out of the country club in Carolinas for today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

I will never go with him again.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess not.

[Bobo]

I would rather play with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Bobo]

The J. Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's bad.

[Bobo]

Even if he cheats, he does not go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, is Tony going to take a football job or is he going to be a commentator, a sasquatch?

[Bobo]

I Think he would rather be on the Nickelodeon television program? You can't do that on television.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert. An 04 Ram SLT with 100 even on it. Does it have the 20 inch wheels and a Hemi?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it crew Cab? Okay. Is it four or five grand?

[Caller]

Four or five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Five. Five grand.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, I thought it'd be a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it worth? What's it take to buy it? I got 15 seconds.

[Caller]

Nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. 800. 800. 723-4-1. Be right back for our number four. We're going to lose Oklahoma Buzz listeners in 92. 5 right now. Everybody else stay hooked. If you want to keep cruising with us, go to iHeartMedia and grab our new affiliate in Lake Charles, 92 Point. I don't know if they're on iHeart. That might have been a bad call. I don't know. Find us online. Go to the website.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name that artist.

[Bobo]

Bob Dwight. Yokel.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good version of this song.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I love his stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love him in Sling Blade. How does it go?

[Bobo]

Doyle, of course you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

So many stars in that.

[Bobo]

You get the hell out of my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

But doesn't he make a statement about people with conditions?

[Bobo]

Oh, cripples. Retards. Carl. Get out of my house, too.

[Caller]

Carl.

[Bobo]

We don't need practice, Randy. We need to do gigs. All y' all losers. Get the hell out of my house then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobo]

I'm a hurting Bonnie.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I love you guys. You guys are great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

McKinney, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. I'm sorry, we're not on the air. On. On. During this hour. I've bitched at them about it and they back, so we just. Yeah, you can call them shadows.

[Caller]

What's up with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we got to get on with the rock and roll, man, that hour. We got to get on with that rock and roll that we've been playing for 40 years. The same song every day, but you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got to get to it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimi Hendrix heard slow ride in three hours, man. They haven't heard slow ride in three hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A12 Audi R8. Isn't that the damn truth? It's so true. They haven't heard Slow Ride in three whole hours. Okay. What color is this Audi? What color is your Audi?

[Caller]

It is white with carbon fiber side blades. Black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Convertible or coupe?

[Caller]

It's a coupe. Mint car. I'm the second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Clean, clean, extra clean. Carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean, clean. Jelly bean with 7,000 original miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller]

They don't make. They don't make a whole lot of those, so they don't send a whole lot over here to the U.S. but I've had 800 or a thousand a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had about eight of them over the past. Yeah, three years.

[Caller]

I hope none of them were automatics.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know.

[Caller]

Now they have a single clutch and it's. It'll jerk your head off. That's why I buy manuals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm looking at a chart here, looking at recent transactions. Let me see what we got. Let me see what we got. Do you have. Okay, the last one sold with 8,000 miles was in January and everything else before that. Have you already looked at an MMR on these? Do you know what I'm looking at?

[Caller]

Yeah, I know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But I've had. I've had three of them, but I buy them used. I bought this one in Florida from a lady that had it four years and put 4,000 miles on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like $80,000 is the money. 80 to 85.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want retail. Yeah, you're gonna have to.

[Caller]

I don't want retail. Yeah, I mean, you know, if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want retail, you're gonna have to go run an ad in the paper.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I know.

[Caller]

I don't want you guys to think badly of me, but. Yeah, that's a little. A little lower.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think badly. I'm just. I could have stood in this auction lane and bought this thing for $82,000 if I was standing in Georgia two months ago. And.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. Then a year ago, a $13,000 mile one brought 84 a year. Not a year ago in November. So, I mean, the money's mid-80s. That's the wholesale market on the car. Yeah, for sure.

[Caller]

I gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you want to take wholesale for it, I'll buy it.

[Caller]

Well, listen, I'll think about it. You guys are great. I've never called in, but I enjoy the show immensely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good. We love to hear that. We aim to laugh.

[Caller]

I love to laugh. Driving down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good man. Thank you. 800. 800. 72334.

[Bobo]

Yeah, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already missed that song. That Dwight Yam song.

[Bobo]

80 thousands. 80 thousands. A lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Charlie, we got to play that again later.

[Bobo]

8,000. A lot of dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just put me in the right mood.

[Bobo]

A lot, lot of dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Russell, does this Nissan 350 have 6,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it has, it has, it has about 5200. Actually 51 some. So rounded up is 5200 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new or used?

[Caller]

I bought it. I bought it. I think it had 200 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. What year did you buy it?

[Caller]

I bought it in 2005, but some gentleman bought it. It hurt his back so he brought it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brought it back, what's that mean?

[Caller]

He brought it back to the dealer and the dealer called me because I was looking for one at the time and I just went up there and bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, it's a convertible, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 05350Z convertible. You sure it's an 05?

[Caller]

Positive. It's 350. 350. Yeah, I'm, I'm sure it's an 05 convertible with the, has the upgraded wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enthusiast grand touring, performance track touring. There's a bunch touring.

[Caller]

It's a tour. A roadster. Touring roadster with the Brembo brakes and the upgraded wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just has no miles on it. It's just got no miles on it. I mean, yeah, I know it's a 12 year old car. I think it's $10,000 and.

[Caller]

Okay, well I, I was hoping to get 15 and I'd get rid of it, but I didn't know if that was too much or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's the deal. You can get the newer body styles for that. Even the. With good miles, you know, with 10,000 miles you can get, you can get the. So I'm. Let me do a little research on this one. Okay, Go to the website, get loaded [e-mail] and send us a couple pictures and let me figure out, make sure I'm bidding this right because obviously it's a one of a kind car and that's exactly what we love to buy.

[Caller]

Okay, great. And I appreciate the show. Awesome work, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from little town of Altus, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where Altus, Oklahoma is. I lived in Vernon for about three years.

[Caller]

Right, just north of Vernon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow, you're tough. Good luck. Do y' all have a bar yet? How many bars that serve liquor in that town? Are there, Is there Applebee's and then that one other one?

[Caller]

Yeah, there's Applebee's. We got several little bars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dude.

[Caller]

Yeah, Little ones, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800-800-7234 is our call and number. Altus. Oklahoma.

[Bobo]

Air Force.

[John Clay Wolf]

Air Force Town. When we went to town when we lived in Vernon, we went to Altus or Wichita Falls. Yeah, that was going to town. Well, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you go to town?

[John Clay Wolf]

Better beer just to get out of Vernon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, have you ever been to Vernon? Nope. Have you ever watched Gunsmoke?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been to Vernon.

[Bobo]

Right before you moved out, John. I could. Got pretty good, though. Somebody bought that old movie theater, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we had that. I had a kid's birthday party there.

[Bobo]

Steakhouse downtown was all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of change. And I wanted to talk to you all about this. So the windstorm last week, the straight line winds blew the roof up. It blew the roof off the well house completely. And it blew the roof up on the horse barn.

[Bobo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're fixing to remodel our house and we got a move out to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

To do it, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I was thinking, and I want a community conversation here, is build a second story on the horse barn. Because the horse barn's made out of. You ever seen the horseback? Heavy brick, you know, it's been there since the 50s, but it's cool. Horse barn, solid as a rock. It's a brick. S house. Build a second story on it and put an apartment in it. And then put the studio up there. But make it big where we can live there while we're remodeling our house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when we're done, turn it into the studio.

[Bobo]

The six of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I hear you. What's a lot of people there?

[Bobo]

What's the square footage again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're going to come measure it tomorrow morning.

[Bobo]

Have you seen Three's Company?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I think it'd be about 2500 square feet. We can make that work.

[Bobo]

You can make it work?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we make that work for. For the time being. But I mean, I'm paying $1,200 a month rent on this studio for the past seven years. Years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so, Bobbo, I don't think you'd have a problem when you come in. You can stay in the apartment for the show in the morning and. But J.D. i. I can hear J.D. bitching.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm already bitching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? You're already bitching.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another 30 minute drive each way.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an hour each way. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you give me another car with.

[Bobo]

Lower Miles, why are we staying at your place?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you. You missed the whole concept, I guess. Okay, let's start over. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wouldn't listen.

[Bobo]

You got to remodel your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I'm gonna build on top of the horse barn a second story, say, 2500 square feet. But know that when we move out of the horse barn, we're moved back into our home. Let's remodel.

[Bobo]

Oh, you're gonna locate the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Studio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Our studio.

[Bobo]

Oh, why the hell not?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's kind of what I was thinking. And then. But we'd have. We'd be in the country. We'd have on the second floor. Floor. There'd be porch out there, and you could. I know. I think you would love it because you probably start showing up the night before and stay in the apartment, and you'd be smoking grass on the porch, looking at the deer in the well.

[Bobo]

I mean, I never do anything illegal at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking beer. That's what I meant.

[Bobo]

Never ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael. What would that do for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that just made me think. So my kids, you know, over the years, they'll be. Uncle Bobo's coming tonight. They'll be down hanging in with Uncle Bob.

[Bobo]

I got no use for until they're about 15, until they can understand me. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid heard us a minute ago. Yeah, they just turned on the radio and my wife texted me because you were complimenting Nolan, how good he was on there. It just made his day.

[Bobo]

He is funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's great. He's got great timing. He's funny. He's funnier than he knows he is. That's why it's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, good.

[Bobo]

I think he's a natural.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long till that kid's old enough? Start drinking with me. I need a drinking partner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear God.

[Bobo]

John, you need to get him to. To work out a 45 minute set for stand up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He might be a son of a.

[Bobbo]

If you ever drink with your dad. I never did like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, how old is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just asked how old your kid is.7. So we got a little while.

[Bobo]

Oh, my dad would give me a little sip of beer when he's away from mom, you know, a long time. Have a sip of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so you can drink with me?

[John Clay Wolf]

My. My dad. Dad. My dad wasn't a big drinker, but when he did drink, he was ready, if that makes any sense. He was a party drinker.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he went through his period there where he was really into the strip clubs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very awkward. Very awkward. He was high Rolling.

[Bobo]

Awkward.

[John Clay Wolf]

For who? For me.

[Bobo]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Going with your dad to a strip club.

[Bobo]

He took you with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh, yeah. That's weird. That's weird. Yeah, he. He. Well, I'd meet him there. Lace in Arlington.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was like Big Daddy Frank there for about three years. I mean, he didn't call himself Big.

[J.D. Ryan]

Daddy, but that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

He throws money.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't throw money, but I mean, you know, he knew him all too well. And like when my brother had his bachelor party. Oh, we can fix this.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they set up the whole backyard as. As the strip joint and dog Dr. Rock from lace. The guy. Oh yeah, of course, came and did the MC and they had all these tables set up and all the best dancers. I left. They were so upset. Why are you leaving? I'm like, well, we have can work tonight. I don't know. I just didn't. It was just weird. But I remember having like. I had to get something from my dad, so I had to go over there and oh, I'm over at Lace. Come over here, boy. And you know, pick it up. Yeah. And I walked in. It was just awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just hung out there. I mean, he was like the. The old guy around the dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't that old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, yeah. So. So back to drinking with your dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let's don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was awkward. That was. What was that all about?

[Bobbo]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I can't even imagine going in, seeing some girl all over my dad, he had a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a big boat and a. Like a yacht on Texoma. A 58 foot Hatteras and it was loaded down. Strippers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, those are that. Stripper magnets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I mean, I'll be lying if I said that that wasn't exciting.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say, there comes the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line now that I'm older. I was 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm like, what was that all about? I mean, really, what the hell was that all about?

[Bobbo]

They're lying to be like the cool dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of. Yeah, kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of being the cool dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Took it a little too far. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The mommy says I'd rather you drink at home.

[Bobo]

He could be like just a more the merrier type though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Though. He was happy about it. He wasn't pushing it on me. It was just like, huh, you want.

[J.D. Ryan]

To hang out with me? Cool. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had these friends that were like in like him and they're just. I don't know. So looking back, I Could have done without all that. Dr. Rock is like, you're confident.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Let's call and see what Dr. Rock thinks. Well, Johnny, how you doing there today? Maybe that's why I enjoy strip club DJ so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the biggest son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there was Uncle Roy and Dr. Rock were my influences in life.

[Bobo]

Strip club had a meltdown this week. Do you guys see that?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a weird cat man who strip club again.

[Bobo]

I don't know what caused it cuz I don't read it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was our. He was our in house production phone screener man. And he got on the air with us a lot and did strip club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reny Renaissance Festival guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, he's a duck.

[Bobo]

I just go on Facebook to look at my own stuff and keep up with my own things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

But I saw the other day he put on. You know, I'm sick of you guys disrespecting me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You poked the bear one too many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[Bobbo]

How does it. How does it sound?

[Bobo]

If you're a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, can you do it in his. In his.

[Bobo]

I'm sick and tired of you guys making fun of me and disrespecting Kulag. You poked the beer too many times. And if you feel like a man, well then step up buddy, and I'll smash your mouth real good for you then. Yeah, he know.

[Bobbo]

That's what he said on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have any. What did the feedback look like?

[Bobo]

Oh, everybody's going like what?

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you talking about?

[Bobo]

Shut up, dude. I didn't say anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't respond.

[Bobo]

He wasn't talking about us. You think? No, cuz we're nice about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, somebody else has given him. He just put weird stuff up and somebody probably got tired of it and went stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to bid this car real quick, Jeff. An 09550 BMW with 95,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's a Alpine white.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's white and it's got 95 and the old body style 550. Does it have any engine noise? Cuz I've had a lot of these and they, they get, they get arbitrated for engine. No noise like the. Does yours have any engine noise that you're aware of?

[Caller]

No, sir. Just scan the shop. And I had the windshield wash placed and two new rear tires put on it. That was pretty much it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm an $8,000 buyer.

[Caller]

$8,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you.

[Caller]

That's a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I get clobbered on these five series with miles on them. I mean, if it had 135 on it, I'd give it you3. You wouldn't believe how cheap these things have gotten because the unreliability of them is. Is what? What if this car had like 50,000 miles? It'd be. We'd be talking 11, 12.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But with 90. Yeah, no, it's pretty. It. It's a lot of car. It is, but go, go shop me around and then you'll see that I'm. I'm on the money. And I may give a little more, but not a lot. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna chase that one. They hurt. They bite back. They've bit me too many times. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Announcer]

Now. Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

1919. I'm doing this too old. 2017 Civic Hatchback Sport from Honda. Do you want a good car? Get a Honda.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get on. They're great cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, it's a Honda. It's a pretty one.

[Bobbo]

Red, sporty looking.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's an SUV or.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's a hat. It's a Civic.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's no sticker price on here. Nope. It says tba to be announced.

[Bobbo]

All right, so, I mean, it's brand, brand new. I haven't seen any on the road. And in fact, I believe police officers haven't seen it on the road either. Did you hear the story on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Know Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so this, that particular Civic was something we're using for. As a demo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

John had to.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we can talk about Honda and how great Honda's are on the radio and tell of all our listeners that Honda's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holding their value. They're great cost.

[Bobbo]

John, you were out of town that day, and so Connie had to use the vehicle to go pick up your daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is the. I heard about this. Go ahead. But I don't know the details.

[Bobbo]

So picked up your daughter in a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little school, took her home. Okay. To the country.

[Bobbo]

Yep, to the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

So police officers followed them into the gate, up to the house. Up at your house. Yes, because my son said, hey, there are cops here.

[Bobbo]

And apparently the cops, like, well, you know, I don't get to see a lot of red Honda Civics and driving around this part of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said that?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm thinking profiling it maybe. Maybe the car, I don't know. Or maybe because She's Hispanic. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, a Mexican and a Honda is not an odd sight at all.

[Bobbo]

Well, in the country maybe, but I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll shut up. Anyway, so it's not like we were in Oklahoma. Wow.

[Bobbo]

So anyway, so they, they, they pulled up to the house and they. Apparently the plates on the back of the car were not the corresponding plates to that vehicle. So they would not let them go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So wait, the plate had a different car registered to it? Yes, because their manufacturer's plates from the demo company.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they just put it. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They slapped a plate on it, would.

[Bobbo]

Not let them her leave for hours until we produced our own dealer tag. So Roy had to drive all the way up to your house, bring the dealer tag.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then a bizarre thing. Yeah. Because you're out in the country, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's not that far. It's 30 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I mean, for a cop, because.

[Bobbo]

It was a new Honda Civic. He's never seen one like that before. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really.

[Bobbo]

I've never seen anybody get pulled over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, all I'm thinking is I'm paying Connie and I'm paying Roy to go jack with this. That's all I'm thinking. How much did I spend? Because they screwed up the plate.

[Bobo]

About that, about that 178.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's the one thing about this thing growing is you just bleed money constantly.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just always something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always. I mean, they have wrecked so many. Damn. Give me the VIN cars. I. I don't know what to do. We had one stolen out of Louisiana last week. Stolen? Just stolen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We Briar Viper comes in and they lock the keys in it. So trying to jimmy their way out of it, they blow the back glass out of it. That's a thousand dollars, $1,000. The Gimme the Vin driver wrecked a BMW that we just bought. Didn't make it from the customer's house to our yard in Houston. I mean, didn't wreck it. Dude. I'm surprised people aren't dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the car they hit is like rolled down the embankment. Some old POS Charger. I'm sure I'm gonna get to buy that too.

[Bobo]

One complimentary thing you can say though, is the way it sounds. I mean, it's taken like three or four different people just to replace strip club in this organization.

[J.D. Ryan]

He could have done all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want him back.

[Bobo]

These four people have done the damage of one guy in a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, J.D. there was an expedition that they crashed down in Houston, picking up three times. We have picked up a car at a list at a customer's home, paid them for the car and not made it back to the holding yard in spring. And I don't mean wrecked them. I mean totaled them the hell out. There's a car. There's a truck. Did you see the pictures of that diesel truck?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, that was bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brakes quit working. Yeah, well, I mean, the thing's totaled, right? Yeah, but the brakes work now. Isn't that odd?

[J.D. Ryan]

Now they. Well, when they hit the wall, they.

[Bobo]

Knocked them right again.

[John Clay Wolf]

My guy, though, that runs the drive service out of Houston and works for us. I'm like, who are you hiring? What the hell is going on down here? How many cars can we crash in 90 days? I just want to know the count. Just give me some. You know, are we done?

[Bobbo]

Do we have a drive test for everybody to make sure they can drive a vehicle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was so and so's Buddy's girlfriend.

[Bobo]

I was only trying to pull over and get a chicken and spinach wrap because I'm on a diet. And somehow this Honda Accords brakes didn't work right and I took out a Burger King. No, they're really mad. And I had to walk seven miles to the pay phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told Frankie to call the lady. It was her husband had passed away. We just bought this new BMW, okay. And I said, call her. It's probably still insured. They'll give her 50% more than what we paid. Insurance buys them. They buy them high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the customers. I'm like, she'll get a lot more money if we can get her to claim this on her insurance. Nobody's called her yet. And it's not like they're going to drop the husband.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's not funny, but it's true. It's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you can make her more money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, God bless your heart. Cars falling off a transport, driving a Hummer through the wall at the auction, off an embankment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Saw that video.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, where does this end? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3. The more cars we do, we're doing a couple hundred a week. We keep crashing. 10% of them. Be right back.

[Bobo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss you.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know why we played this again, Bobbo?

[Bobo]

I can't imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we can.

[Bobo]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Turley Show. He's pushing the buttons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, in the news, people know that Jimmy Buffett recently announced plans for a 55 and older retirement community. This would be actually kind of cool. In Daytona beach called Latitude Margaritaville. And then today they've come out with a new addition to his business.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's selling everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

He sells the beer, he sells the Margaritavilles. Now he has his receipt. Community casinos. He's now come out with a. Are you ready? Funeral homes. Cradle to grave. Funeral homes. Margaritaville. Want to live. He has a song called Living and Dying. Three quarter time. That's going to be there.

[Bobbo]

Oh God.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously. April Fools.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I wasn't gonna say that video. It came out on the Margaritaville.com website this morning, April 1st.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a. He is a sellout.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is a sell well Kiss. You know, he's learning. He learned from Kiss. They sell every. They did sell caskets.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they've got a KISS casket we're missing.

[Bobbo]

You were on that website only JD.

[J.D. Ryan]

R. I'm on the Facebook. I'm on everything I'm on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm a parrot head mark an 071 ton with a hundred and eighty two thousand miles diesel. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather in the bathroom?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Leather navigation dvd.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a ltz?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a flat bed or a regular bed?

[Caller]

It's a regular bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a dually dually or a single wheel doobie? What city you be staying in?

[Caller]

Houston? Well, Kingwood, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, if you said Oklahoma, I was Gonna hit it $2,000 back. They just harder on their cars. I'm telling you the truth. So it's a long Bed. Dually. Of course. It's a long bed if it's a dually. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles are high, man. 15 grand.

[Caller]

15?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Nah, I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what were you expecting to get out of 182,000 mile diesel? Seriously?

[Caller]

Well, I mean I've been told 21, but didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they offer you that?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why wouldn't you take that?

[Caller]

Well, I figured I could get more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. It's only got 182, 000 miles on. Every bank is just lined up to finance that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 years old, 200000 miles. Yeah, we'll give you 72 months. Yeah, he should hold. I mean, I meant 72 hours. Hours, John.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, a 14 Mustang boss with 30. We'll see here. Mike, did you see that Mustang Boss we had with a hundred on it came through the other day?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, the one with a four something horsepower?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Had 100 or 200 or 300 and 500 miles on it. Okay. Where are you calling from, John?

[Caller]

Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which city?

[Caller]

New Iberia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, no flood, right? No, gotta ask.

[Bobo]

New Iberia.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Boss. What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need the VIN number to do it right. I need the VIN number to do it right. It's a. It's a 14, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look and see if I can get it here. Hold on a second. I've got the number in my head, but I hate to be. It sounds. I think it's a twenty four thousand dollar car, but I need to look. Let me see here. Let me see if I'm right. I'm gonna look it up. New Iberia. Do you have a clean title or is it a payoff? You own it? Yeah, it's a Boss, but see, I'm not seeing the Boss option here. The GT. Yeah, send me the VIN number, go to givemetheven.com, throw me the VIN, throw them in the miles and I'll email you an offer.

[Bobo]

Louisiana Alert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything working?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Louisiana Alert. Louisiana Alert.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love buying cars from Louisiana. We buy like 50 cars a week out of Louisiana.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Keep your dollars, Keep your dollars at Louisiana Alert.

[Bobo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just flood. If there's a flood, we've got a problem.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Flat car, flood car.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, they're not all floods.

[Bobo]

It'd be great if you had one of those, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like every car got flooded. But with the title work now comes a warning.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Through the tag Office.

[Bobo]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

It means to notify you that it came out of a flood area. Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Title alert. Title alert.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it may or may not be in the flood, but it says it was in the flood area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like those Katrina cards were stamped for God like four years.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Vehicle has mud to the windshield. Vehicle has mud to the windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mud to the windshield. Danger.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Danger.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Louisiana package is a busted windshield. A whiskey dental in wore out tires.

[Bobo]

The world of the whiskey dent on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The pickups every time, not sometimes.

[Bobo]

Why is that do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Jeremiah. Where are you calling from? 504 area code, right outside New Orleans. Do you have a Louisiana package, Whiskey, dent, a busted windshield and need some tires?

[Caller]

No, sir, we take care of our vehicles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what station are you listening to us on down there?

[Caller]

Well, you were on 92. 3 until about 11 o'. Clock. And then you've been off air since then.

[John Clay Wolf]

92. 3 till 11 o'. Clock. I gotta find that out.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the country station, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not supposed to be off at 11.

[Bobo]

Why those pee picking. Son of a.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You pretty sure we're not on right now? Nope, you're not on because I'm gonna call and raise all kinds of of hell. They're going to think. They're going to think. Nash FM. I'm going to stick my foot up there. Nash Ass. An 06F. 254 wheel drive, Lariat Diesel with 160 and a 4 in lift. I need to see the pictures. Because of the lift. It's. It's a 6L. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm thinking nine grand is what I'm thinking.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it though. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yep, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you, sir.

[Caller]

All right, sir.

[Bobo]

Man, I love y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Bobo]

Play that angry monkey sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrkm they carry us through noon. So I've got to figure that out.

[Bobo]

It sounds just like my first wife I met at Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobo]

Yeah. When I was 24 I met this girl, said she was 29. Yeah, Lula Bell Harrison. She's a beauty. How does she look? Great, man. She's a dancer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, damn.

[Bobo]

Well, no sooner did I pop a question, she wants to introduce me to the kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven.

[Bobo]

Seven kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seven kids.

[Bobo]

Turned out she was 52 years old. This is a gorgeous thing. You couldn't tell we was married about 64 days.

[Caller]

I gotcha.

[Bobo]

That woman Got meaner and prettier every day. Boy, she could loop and loop. Oh, boy. I don't even. I thought, you know what I'm talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what that means.

[Bobo]

Means it's way before my actual.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what that means.

[Bobo]

I mean, you didn't quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobo]

I don't think. This is like living inside a playboy magazine, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

54 with seven kids.

[Bobo]

Eyes like the ocean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Hair like corn cell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobo]

I'm talking about a pretty, pretty woman, okay? Didn't wear no underwear. Never. I never seen her in any kind of britches at all. At all. Seven kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seven K. Seven kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did y' all divorce?

[Bobo]

She'd been feeding them on corn pone and Cream of Wheat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the last two just fell out.

[Bobo]

For 18 years. She didn't have it. She didn't have a child under the age of 23 living at my house. I didn't care. God Almighty. I mean, that was some good tail, brother. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobo]

Down there. That decided to run for Congress and she bugged out. She's an illegal alien.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really? Atop everything else, I thought she was.

[Bobo]

A Louisiana girl, cuz I met her. Lafayette, right? It's Korean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Korean.

[Bobo]

All eight of them? Who knew? I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You?

[Bobo]

Can't tell you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is. Aw. Well, her eight of them.

[Bobo]

Her ex husband was a Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

And them kids come out and look just like Kunass. Okay? And so I thought, well, I fed him. I fed him Cream of Wheat for almost three months.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobo]

All right. Up and run off. Scared the government. Scare. The government's going to get me. Government's going to get me. Donald Trump's going to send me back to K. Yeah. That's the craziest thing I ever say.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-7234. Arkansas. We haven't heard from you today. I haven't heard one call at Arkansas. What the hell's going on in Arkansas?

[Bobo]

Luckily, we got a no.

[John Clay Wolf]

A no.

[Bobo]

We got a no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Free 64 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen her in a while?

[Bobo]

I think I saw her an issue of Time magazine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was she doing in Time magazine?

[Bobo]

She's a special secretary to this nasty DevOps. Did you hear about her?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

Education secretary?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobo]

Well, she. Home schools. What this means is that we can't pay teachers no more. We're going to do it at the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the house.

[Bobo]

So we're going to have to have lots of secretaries and call them teachers. No college education. No education at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Good enough for Nancy Devos. I swear to God, that looked just like my Lulabelle Harrison from the 1980s from Lafayette, Louisiana. God, little Cor, you have such. Not coring all over. All over a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cor. If she was 54 in the 80s.

[Bobo]

I should have known, though. Didn't drive worth a damn. Never, never seen a piece of seafood she didn't fall in love with.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Red Lobster was like her six Flags over Texas. I mean, she'd eat the clam, she'd eat the scallops, any kind of sushi.

[Bobbo]

What district are you in again?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to vote for you, Buster Dicks. State congressman.

[Bobo]

Oh, we're off rails. 87th district. I'll tell you what else. Is Ted Cruz on his way out? I'm gonna take him out. What would. What would Ted Cruz do, I ask myself. Find out. Your wife's a Korean, 28 years older than she says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got.

[Bobo]

Got seven children.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seven.

[Bobo]

Move them into your house. They're all in the 20s, smoking cocaine, wearing mini skirts. Kids was problematic to begin with. I did enjoy the donuts, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who. Who's this? Hey, Danny, what you got?

[Caller]

2009 Toyota Tacoma Double cab, E sport, long bed.

[Bobo]

He's got a Korean wife, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. It's a extended cab or crew cab?

[Caller]

It's the crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four cylinder or six?

[Caller]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Tacoma. Right. Okay. And it's a TRD Sport double cab. How many miles?

[Caller]

It's sport long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

120.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax and no flood damage. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Northwest Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Arkansas. We got an Arkansas, right? Are you Rogers or Fayetteville or whatever?

[Caller]

Huntsville. About 30 miles from Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I think it's a 125 rig. How many miles did you say? 120. Yeah, about 12. 12 5.

[Caller]

Okay, I'll think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you want to sell it to us, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll email you an official offer letter and get it picked up. I've got a guy up there and we can overnight him the check and he'll take it to you and pay for for it.

[Caller]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. And all the voices that you hear all throughout the program are the infamous Bobo.

[Bobo]

That is a lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will be back in a minute.

[Bobo]

You know, just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and we're the best in the business.

[Bobo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 1 way motorway. How about all those jerk offs calling in singing Pearl Jam earlier? That was awesome. You might be a son of a.

[Bobbo]

If you make them do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And then they don't give them anything to give away.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had nothing to give away. That was our April Fool's day joke. Yeah, it was fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Otherwise you'd call it kind of a cruddy thing to do to people.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was April fools.

[Bobo]

What's the other natty light spot we did? Charlie, didn't we have three of those?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we got some more. You want to hear?

[John Clay Wolf]

I always want to hear. Hey, before you do this, Ned, an 07 Tahoe with 104. What color?

[Caller]

It's a copper color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very clean. Okay. And is it, does it have the quad bucket seats or the bench in the middle?

[Caller]

It has a bench in the middle and it has a third row seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what city are you located in?

[Caller]

I'm in a small town, Northwest Arkansas. Fayetteville, Arkansas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Well, 8000 buy it.

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 8000 buy it.

[Caller]

Man, you're getting pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

We try. I mean we buy and sell 200, 250 cars a week. You know, we don't, we don't get all those cars bought by being the cheapest some in town.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right.

[Caller]

I understand that you said you didn't have anybody calling from Arkansas. Yeah, well, hell, I said that some need to be caught too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you listened to us before or did you just trip into Us today?

[Caller]

No, man, I did just trip into you guys. You're on 98. 3. The. The rosky. That or 93. 31 or the other. But I just been listening to that. Who's that other goofy guy you got with you, man? He is funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Bobbo. He is funny.

[Caller]

I'm impressed though, man. I'm serious. I was like, golly, these guys, they're funny. And then you kept on and.

[Bobo]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Funny? Like.

[Bobo]

Like, funny how? No, I don't know what you mean. You said. You said I'm funny. Say what you said, big boy. Funny how? Like I'm like. I'm funny like a clown. Like I'm here to moose you.

[Caller]

Are you guys wearing clown faces in there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. Big feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ned. Loaded into my website. Give me the vi n.givemethevin.com. let's see a couple of pictures. Let's get it bought. We'll get up there with a check, get it picked up and get it out of your life. Here's a.

[Caller]

Okay, man, that sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Here's the one SOB Here.

[Bobo]

He doesn't pay exorbitant monthly fees to basic cable or any satellite TV network. His mom's Netflix account works just fine. Since she died, instead of using sugar, Splenda or Sweet and Low in his coffee, he's found it's more handy to drink Eagle brand milk straight from the can. Now that's a chaser. He prefers his cars to be white over tan with the Chevrolet logo emblazoned on the back. Just like his women. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Bobo]

Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo]

And by the way, you could follow him on Twitter @S.SOBJCW.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

The SOB has his own website.

[Bobbo]

SOB JCW had a shout out to. To the tweakers in Oklahoma. It was pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that tab? I mean, tab Tom. An 04 Ram 3 quarter ton, two wheel drive with a buck 22 on it. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a two wheel drive, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hurt your feelings because I know that everybody talks about how much these are worth and they are when they're four wheel drive. But the two wheel drive, I think it's a $10,000 rig.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. You'll hurt my feelings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if you want to sell.

[Caller]

It, the motor's worth half. Where are you calling from north of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, maybe 11. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, if it's a layer. If it's a Laramie, I may go 12. Go to givemetheven.com if that'll buy it. And we'll. We will email you an official offer letter on your 122,000mile, two wheel drive, 04 model.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're on Facebook today, don't get upset about things. Things that are being posted, they're all jokes. A friend of mine, literally, this is B.S. he goes, Big rant. The headline is, everyone's favorite lion, Simba will come out as gay in an upcoming live action remake of the Lion King. Dude, relax. No, he won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the 4th of July. It's the 4th of july. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to see gay, go to the Starbucks next door to the studio and there's like 10 of them that'll fly out of the window at you.

[Bobo]

Fly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fly out of the window.

[Bobbo]

It's April Fool's, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just fly around. Oh, my God. There's this one, and he is just. They just keep ratcheting it up. I mean, this guy is just. I mean, when he opens the. When he. When he opens the window to serve your coffee, it's like. It's spontaneous, like a bus.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hi.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen you so long. Like, I was here yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but that's been so long. Would you like some sprinkles on your coffee?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just keep the change, man. Just let me go. You can have all of it.

[Bobo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just let me out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

20. Let me go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody that wants to sell their car to us or for all the money, go to givemethe vin v I n givemetheven.com Larry a 13 Chrysler 200 with 80s worth about six, maybe seven grand. Probably 66. 66500. You there?

[Caller]

I'm there.

[Bobbo]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. My name is John Clay Wolf. We will be back next Saturday, same time, same Bat channel, same Bat place. Bobo, give me closing statements with the eight seconds we have left.

[Bobo]

Sir. No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy in the hall of Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Fourth of July, Turley. Thank you. I will see. Yeah. Locker out. I'm out.

[Bobo]

Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

[Bobo]

Let's get.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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