#92 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #92

Air Date: February 13, 2026
Theme: Easter Weekend Madness, Cars, Led Zeppelin, United Airlines, and Good Ol’ Texas Radio
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Randy the Chipmunk
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a full-throttle, off-the-rails Easter Weekend celebration, blending its trademark topics—cars, sports, music, wild news, and irreverent humor—into a raucous show with the entire crew in rare form.
Two themes dominate: wild live call-ins about the car biz and a deeply unserious debate around the infamous United Airlines “dragged passenger” incident. Along for the ride: recurring bits, resurrected rock legends (literally), oddball characters, and plenty of music talk—especially about Led Zeppelin.

The tone is zany, irreverent, and sometimes darkly satirical, with plenty of banter, running jokes, and in-jokes for loyal listeners.

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KEY SEGMENTS & DISCUSSION HIGHLIGHTS

1. Easter Vibes, Crew Updates, and Bizarre Energy

• J.D. Ryan’s Bad Week & Banter:
  • J.D. is grumpy: “I ran out of my antidepressants... I’m just tired, that’s all. So don’t push me, Randy, or I’ll pull your tail off” (01:34).
  • Randy (the Chipmunk) joshes him, and John digs in: “What’s wrong with J.D.? You came in here pissed off.”
• John’s Household Chaos:
  • John recounts his son’s friend breaking his femur on a minibike: “[He] gets on it, starts up and takes off and doesn’t know how to stop. Hits fence. Broke his damn femur in half.” (15:19)
  • “When they sent that X-ray last night, I mean, it’s bad.” (15:46)

2. (Un)Serious Riffing on the United Airlines Dragging Incident

• Initial Debate & Dark Satire:
  • J.D.: “Pretend this is United Airlines, buddy. You’re going up on your feet.” (02:58)
  • John: “That’s no way to do business, man... That’s how the Nazis took over. One passenger at a time.” (03:23, 03:34)
  • The crew play the infamous audio (04:13), mocking the situation—often riding the line of taste.
• Dr. Dao “Appears” in-Studio (Comedy Bit):
  • “They dragged me off praying. Back off, pray. Knock out two teeth. Punch me I in front of my wife.” (104:00)
  • Over-the-top impression: “You Asians are tough to negotiate.” (106:47)
  • J.D. skewers the guy for thinking “lawsuit from the minute this started.”
• Running Joke: United’s New “Customer Service”:
  • “We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say, and there won’t be a problem. Capiche?... Give us a problem and we'll drag your ass off the plane...” (134:44)

3. Cars, Cars, and Deal-Making—Live and Unfiltered

• Call-in Car Appraisals:
  • Listeners pitch their cars live (from Tahoes and Vettes to pickup trucks and sports cars).
  • Example: Seller with 2013 Tahoe—“I’ll buy it. So go to givemetheven.com right now... say, ‘John bought it on the radio... for 19,5.’” (12:08)
  • The show’s automation software gets a workout (“We’re testing our automation... We’ve built this robot to bid the cars with all—basically take my brain like Terminator and download it into a computer file.” [30:53])
• Dealer Calls & Elite Cars:
  • Ferrari Phil calls in, breaking down what you really need to buy a new Ferrari: “Ferrari won’t build the car. They don’t care how much money you have... But they want to know that you’re a client in good standing.” (86:22)
  • Brett from a Baton Rouge Porsche dealership calls: “2016 Porsche 911 GT3RS... just over 600 miles.” John bids $203k. (91:38–93:54)
• Colorful Descriptions and Texas Wisdom:
  • “Kelly [Blue Book]—we call Kelly Blue Balls, cause Kelly will always leave you wanting more, and she never delivers.” (112:15)
  • “How much money do you make on these cars? 300 bucks a piece if... you do it because you buy 250 of them a week.” (120:01)

4. Led Zeppelin, Stoner Revelations, and a Resurrected Rock Legend

• Bobbo’s Led Zeppelin Epiphany:
  • Sends text at 4am: “stoned as F and rocking out on that Led Zeppelin, man. I finally get it.” (24:00, 38:38)
  • John: “You get into the deep stuff. You get into Physical Graffiti... There’s a whole other band in there.” (26:06)
• John Bonham 'Returns' for Easter (Comedy Bit):
  • Bonham, spoofed by Bobbo, is “resurrected,” orders fish, burgers, Spanish girls, and a Colt .45:
    • “John Bonham, he’s like Jesus Christ. He came back with us for Easter. Good morning, John.” (54:02)
    • “Could somebody get Bonham another cocktail? He’s only had 17.” (54:22)
  • Wildly irreverent, deadpan blend of rock lore and pure absurdity:
    • “I wanted to call it the Chili Dogs.” (58:18)
    • “How you gonna play drums in a rock and roll band if you don’t eat opium?” (108:56)
• Listener Zeppelin Experiences:
  • Multiple callers riff about seeing Zeppelin, favorite deep cuts, and how the music hits different “when you’re high as F.”
  • “I’m an old rocker... Zeppelin’s just a higher level. They’re just a higher power, man.” (38:24)

5. Recurring Characters & Easter Parodies

• Reverend Charles’ Biblical Satire:
  • Hilariously derails the Easter story, inserting Carl’s Jr., Howard Johnson, Bethlehem, PA, and ducks:
    • “Remember... there always a room for you and your loved ones... right at the Carl’s Jr. No, because you want to watch out for the aminal.” (41:55)
• Randy the Chipmunk’s Easter “Truth”:
  • “We usually hide little baby carrots. If every chipmunk family got up on Sunday morning, right, and scattered nuts under the tree, right, what would happen? The damn squirrels would lose their minds. It’d be a riot.” (94:29)

6. "Son of a Bitch" and "Biggest Little Bitch" Sponsor Spoofs

• Irreverent Parody Sponsor Bits:
  • “When his wife says she probably can’t fit into the cheerleading outfit... he says he probably can find someone who will.” (45:59)
  • “She never answers her phone while at work because she’s found it’s a total distraction while screwing the district manager. She is the world’s biggest little bitch.” (46:51)
  • Same sponsors: “Hey, man, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a Natty Light tall boy.”

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NOTABLE QUOTES (with Timestamps)

• J.D. Ryan:
  • “I’m just tired, that’s all. So don’t push me, Randy, or I’ll pull your tail off and shove it up your nose.” (01:34)
• John Clay Wolfe:
  • “That’s how the Nazis took over. One passenger at a time.” (03:33)
  • On Led Zeppelin: “You get into the deep stuff... There’s a whole nother band in there.” (26:06)
  • “Kelly... will always leave you wanting more, and she never delivers. We write a check.” (112:15)
• Bobbo (‘Bonham’):
  • “How you gonna play drums in a rock and roll band if you don’t eat opium?” (108:56)
• Caller (Car Bidding):
  • “I was just looking for the bid right now.” (57:16)
• Ferrari Phil:
  • “Ferrari won’t build the car. They don’t care how much money you have... if you want the top of the food chain car, they want to know that you’re a client in good standing.” (86:22)
• Banter on United Airlines & Lawsuits:
  • “They dragged me off praying. Back off, pray. Knock out two teeth. Punch me I in front of my wife.” (‘Fake Dr. Dao,’ 104:00)
• Reverend Charles:
  • “These corporations treat private citizens this way—they, the thieves, need to be pushed at the temple... The temple of God. Home of God.” (133:37)

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TIMESTAMPED MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• 04:13: Play the infamous United Airlines passenger audio.
• 15:19: John describes a kid’s femur-breaking minibike accident.
• 26:06: Zeppelin ‘deep cuts’ discussion—rock epiphanies.
• 30:53: John hypes the car-bidding “robot”—Terminator style.
• 54:02–54:55: “John Bonham resurrected”: dead drummer demands fish, burgers, girls, and a gun.
• 86:22–87:17: Ferrari Phil explains you need to “earn” the right to buy a Ferrari.
• 91:38–93:54: Porsche dealer calls in; John offers $203k for a 911 GT3RS.
• 104:00: Fake Dr. Dao (United Airlines) recounts his “ordeal.”
• 134:44–135:13: Satirical United Airlines “new commercial” bit.
• 145:00: Casey Kasem's “Easter's Worst Candies” Top 10 parody.

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OVERALL TONE & TAKEAWAYS

• The crew’s signature blend of wild, edgy, sometimes tasteless Texas radio, unfiltered banter, and loose “music & cars” format is in full force.
• The Led Zeppelin theme—sparked by Bobbo’s stoned epiphany—becomes an infectiously funny thread, culminating in the “resurrection” of John Bonham.
• The on-air car deals are fast, sometimes brutal, but informative for anyone interested in the auto business.
• Topical satire (United Airlines debacle) is woven into parody bits and mocking sketches, occasionally pushing boundaries.
• Recurring characters (Randy, Reverend Charles, etc.) add to the unpredictable, “anything goes” vibe.
• At its heart: a show about hustling, music obsession, real-life chaos, and the sheer joy of radio mischief.

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To sum up: This Easter episode is a non-stop entertainment gut-punch: car deals, absurd music fandom, sarcastic news riffs, and the best/worst of American radio all mashed together—with plenty of laughs and a Led Zeppelin-fueled hangover.

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For callers and car sellers: Visit givemethevin.com to get your offer, “so easy you can do it in your underwear.”

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Sa.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, Randy, he's here. This is your favorite song, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too early for Randy, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love it. Keep going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Punch you in the face.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's wrong with J.D. what is wrong? You came in here pissed off.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the matter, J.D.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don'T you like the Pink Floyd?

[J.D. Ryan]

I ran out of my antidepressants.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except I'm tired, that's all. I'm just tired. So don't push me, Randy, or I'll pull your tail off and shove it up your nose.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What the hell?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You used to be real cool all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

John is in line. No, I can't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nevermind.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. Nothing. I'm just tired, man. It's been a bad week, okay?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's been just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been a week off me, Randy. You know, you run around in your little squirrel world like that's all that matters. You're nuts. And your little wife and you're cheating on your girlfriend and all your stupid little animals.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is weird. When did y' all put the couch in here? Am I in the right place?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's y'?

[J.D. Ryan]

All? You're in the right place.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're being a drag.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not being a drag. Punch you in your little squirrel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I didn't smoke a camera.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, there he goes. Why don't we talk to squirrels?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where is not a squirrel? He's a chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is our fearless leader?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. He's stuck in line at Starbucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to talk about what. He. Why? He said he was in line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's talk about you.

[J.D. Ryan]

He made some derogatory comments about the people that are in front of him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That offends you, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

It totally offended me. I'm upset. What are you saying? Don't make me drag you out of here, okay? Cause I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, pretend this is United Airlines, buddy. You're going up on your feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Golly, we have it coming. If I had been on that flight, there's a chance I'd be in jail today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go. Oh, you're gonna be the tough guy? You're gonna stand up and fight? I'm gonna get me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might have taken a really a swipe at one of those.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

One of those mall cops.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

They weren't mall cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're federal officers acting like mall cops.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's no way to do business, man. For a corporation in this country, I believe so. To treat a private citizen that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe he had it coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, sir. That's how the Nazis took over.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

One passenger at a time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, J.D. you're all big talk there. You know we're gonna have that actual passenger in studio later today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Good. I want to beat his ass as well.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Let's see if you're gonna talk like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little girl. What is that? It sounds like a gerbil. They were pulling off the airplane and then he runs back down like a two year old.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't mean to be stereotypical or anything, but when I. I didn't see the video, I just heard the audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heard the audio.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

When I heard the guy screaming, I knew it was an Asian guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just knew it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a hater. He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What did he sound like? I haven't seen any.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have the audio?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, I've got the audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so funny. Imagine squeezing your gerbil when you hear this sound.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Can't they rent a car for the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pilots and have a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ser.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh my God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No. You know, they keep complaining, but you just. That scream. It's just. I knew something there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't play that all morning long. I want to hear that every five minutes, that is.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Why so great big.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little. What's he squealing for? The guy's not squeezing him. He sounds like a gerbil.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got a hold of him, man. He doesn't sound like a human at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he doesn't. He sounds like a little three year old. Furthermore, lost his medical license from trading sex for drugs a few years back.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter that he's a great human.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Guys, the food lines, man. The food lines. Food lines were. Were a bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think, Wolf, about this guy dragged off the plane?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, I haven't even caught the story. I heard the high.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Tell me what happened. Catch me up. I heard something about something like that, but I don't even know what happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

They overbooked the flight. They went to tell the guy that he was picked to be removed and he said, I'm not going. I have surgery over mine.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Dad bought you some. It's Easter freaking weekend. I'm going to get laid.

[J.D. Ryan]

His wife was with him. He's oriental. So none of that just happened. Anyway, so they called the cat. He wouldn't get off. They called the cops. The cops coming down the aisle. They drag him out. He sounds like a gerbil when they pick him up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

A gerbil sound like Randy the Squirrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the guy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Can't they rent a car for the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pilots and have them drive?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh my God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sounds like me during love making.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. That's way too much. I don't want to know why.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. So his first thought is. So this little guy, he's a little oriental guy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, he's an Oriental.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he is.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's Asian. He's an oriental.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they drag him like one. Like a rug down the.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not. That's so not cool.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, please.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where were they?

[J.D. Ryan]

They were on a little United Express. You know, the little puddle jumpers.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Everything's little in the oriental world. Little planes, little people, little tiny whiskeys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just like that little. That little Randy Newman song from the 70s.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Me and my Cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No. Oh no. Those little people different. That was Gary Newman. Wrong Newman, man. So did anybody whoop anybody's ass in the plane deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, they beat him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah. By the time his lawyer gets on tv, he's lost teeth and he's been unconscious. And how did you lose teeth in the deal? Oh, I know how he did it in the lawyer's office when the lawyer pulled him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that lawyer. What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What up?

[J.D. Ryan]

What a shark. He should have to wear a Jimmy Buffett shark hat on television.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was his oriental wife good looking?

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't see her.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, there's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're both in their 60s out of.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All the oriental wives. Oh, 60s, 60s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. She was good looking.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

93000 miles. You know, it's still there, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything'S a car.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But John, he's gonna be fun to ride if no near friends are watching, man, maybe right. You can ask him when he's in studio. Later today we're gonna have the actual guy that was on the flight pitched Chinese man is going to be here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he will be in hiding until today.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What is his name? What's his name? Bray Hombre.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last name is what D, A O S Pronounce.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Put them on hold, dumbass. Did you tell them not to load them? No, they're supposed to load.

[J.D. Ryan]

If I was driving around listening right now, I was I wouldn't tune up. This is going to be the best show ever.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800-7234. 800. It's Easter weekend. And Daddy's gonna rise again. Remember Bubba?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Cousin Eddie. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Frisco? Where'd you come from? Like Michigan or something? Like everybody that lives in Frisco's like a snowbird that flew down with a trust fund or a golden parachute.

[Caller]

Neither nor Nebraska, though.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, listen to him. Meet me down there by the creek. You got a 13 Tahoe. We'll put it in four wheel drive and go check the cows. Tell me about your 14. Your 13 Tahoe with 75,000 miles. Most of the miles put on just. Just out on the range. Just checking. Checking the farm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that's some good corn.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Do what?

[Caller]

It's back and forth to Nebraska.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Back and forth to Nebraska. Between Frisco and Nebraska. Come on, honey. You know if we leave it3.45am we'll get to Dallas by sundown. Okay, so why are you selling it?

[Caller]

I'm just going to get something else. Ready?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. Thirteen Tahoe. Does it have leather roof, nav? Anything like that?

[Caller]

Leather roof and nav. Everything.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Four wheel or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Golly. Two wheel driving's from Nebraska.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's a corn husker.

[Caller]

I'm down here now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, you don't sound like a good farmer to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those miles are all highway.

[Caller]

No farmer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you hear about the shooting down there and Jones Valley?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Nah, forget it. Have you ever watched Fargo?

[Caller]

Once or twice.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, 13 Tahoe.

[Caller]

I've been there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

13 Tahoe. All the goodies. What color is it?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I know about you farmers. Y' all are like. Y' all are sharpshooters. Y' all are like traders. So? So I'm gonna start with you. What are we trying to do here? What? What, what? What? What are we trying to get done?

[Caller]

Sell it. Like I said, I got another car to drive.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Am I the. Am I the first? Am I the first? What do you call it when you're looking for a woman? Am I the first? Am I. Am I your first up? Am I the first? Has anyone else put a number on the car yet?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, see?

[J.D. Ryan]

See? You're not first.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm not first. I'm not a virgin. Okay, so who put a number on the carmax? Carmax? Up there in Nebraska? Down here in Dallas.

[Caller]

Down here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What'd they put on it? What'd they hit you at?

[Caller]

18 5.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

185 on a 13 Tahoe with 75. Oh, why didn't you sell it to them?

[Caller]

I think it's worth a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's to take? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

19, 19, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere in there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I think that 13 Tahoe, two wheel drive with 75, 000 miles, leather roof, nav. Yeah, I can buy that all day, so why. Damn. Sounds like they hit it. Load does have a bad carfax.

[Caller]

No clean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Something's wrong. When were you over there?

[Caller]

Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'll give 20 will 19. 19 will. 19 grand buy it. You said.

[Caller]

I'd like 19 five.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, I'll buy it. So go to givemetheven.com right now. Run, don't walk to givemetheven.com say, I just hung up with John. He bought my thing for 19 5. Where's my money? Do you want your money today or do you want it Monday?

[Caller]

Monday? It's Easter weekend.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, all right. Banks are closed. All right, we'll get it. We'll get it picked up Monday. So you're going to go to give me the ven.com, put the VIN number in, build the car. It takes 45 seconds and on the info box said John bought it on the radio in front of God and Jesus and everybody on this easter weekend for 19, 5. And I want my money Monday. Okay, got it. Do we have a deal, Nebraska? We got a farmer's agreement?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. You know, man's word, that's all it's good for. If your words no good, then, you know, you might as well just go put a bullet in your head.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just hope there's no damage to the clear coat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. What's wrong with clear coat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, that clear coat, that's a special deal. I mean, that comes from the factory life.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You sound like a leprechaun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That extra five, that's to cover the clear coat on the car. Keeps erosion off the rocker panels.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sounds like strip club. DJ, too. Sounds like strip club. The leprechaun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm cooperating here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning, Oklahoma City. Dallas, Texas, Houston, the Buzz 94. 5. How are you, Eagle listeners? Baton Rouge. Nolan's on WRT, WZZO. Give us a shout out. Tell us what you're doing this Easter Sunday. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Allentown and surrounding Poconos, New York, New Jersey. New Jersey. I had my conference call this morning. With the. With the boss and the boys up in Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you like that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, what do you think about that? We gonna do about that? How about them apples? It was. It was. It was. It was. It was fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys talk about just the market? Is it a cheerleading session? I've never heard it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's my. It's just all this crap. We're working on technology and in wholesale car business. And what happened in Mannheim, Penn, the auction yesterday, and what happened in Dallas on Tuesday. And the market's going up, down, sideways. I can tell you this. Cars are short. Like, from a commodity point of view, cars are short. I don't know why, but they are. All the auctions are about 20% light, so I'm bumping my bids up. I want to get more bought vans, Honda vans, Nissan vans, conversion vans, luxury vans. I want those bad. I want sports cars bad. I want diesel trucks bad. And what else do I want bad? I want this kid to heal up, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which kid?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That got hurt yesterday at my house. Did I tell you about that, Charlie? No. What happened? My son's best friend and my wife's. His mother's. My wife's best friend pretty much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They, I. I come home and there's an ambulance in the front yard.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's never a good sign.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's 11. So we've got these damn mini bikes, okay. And we. My kids know how to ride them. I've taught them slow, taught them how to stop. We have these when we're out in the pasture. I'm like, you know, we have contests on who can stop the fastest, because if you can't stop, you'll get hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. And so you're making a game out of it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. That's been going on forever, Right? But I wasn't there. Nolan was riding his little XR50 or whatever it's called for those who don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old is Nolan?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Seven. And he goes and puts it up. And Maddox, the 11 year old, the two 11 year olds are outside, and the friend like, I want to ride it. Max is like, whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And he gets on it, starts it up and takes off and doesn't know how to stop. Hits fence. Broke his damn femur in half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. He'd actually been so. My wife had no idea he was on it. No one knew he was on it. No one knew.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No one had a chance to stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He'd ridden him before two years ago in the field with me. And he was fine. So I guess maybe that's where he had some confidence from, But.

[Caller]

I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. I'm. I'm sorry for his parents. I mean, when they sent that X ray last night, I mean, it's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what did he.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But last night he had surgery. They put him in traction. Pulled. They had to pull his leg down to get it. We're lined up. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The femur is that bone inside your thigh? It's like the biggest.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The biggest bone. You got the turkey bone. Oh, yeah. And they pinned. They put a big rod in it, so. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My ex old lady broke her femur one time wakeboarding.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really? Hang on, hang on. Roger. An 07 vet with 33. It's a Z06. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Have you already gotten a bid on yours?

[Caller]

I have not. You bought a bet from a friend of mine, and he told me to call you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, well, I've got 10 seconds, and I want to buy it. Oh, we got a little bit more time. Yeah, you can go. It's an 07 with 33. What color?

[Caller]

It's black. The only color.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, I buy more vets around North Texas than anybody in North Texas.

[Caller]

I've been told that. And also a red online. That you do as well.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We do.

[Caller]

Let's find out.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Oh, seven Chevy Corvette. Does it need tires?

[Caller]

It has brand new tires. I just put them on. It's sitting on chrome. It's in mint condition. I keep towels over the floor mats. It's perfect. The car. Right. After my wife left me, I bought it, and I don't need it anymore. I'm ready to cut it loose.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you have fun with the young ladies while you were. While you were going through your midlife crisis?

[Caller]

You know I did, son.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just 32 grand. Buy it. It's an 07. Right. So it's.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

33,000 miles.

[Caller]

33 grand or I'm not gonna sell it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so If I give 30, does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

If I give 33 grand, did I buy it? And is there no jacking around? I don't mind spending a little more money if I know I'm doing business. But we bid so many cars, right? And everybody just strokes the strokes. Have you ever heard that song by Billy Squire called the Stroke?

[Caller]

I believe I have.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, well, that. I'm. I'm like the song. I was the guy. Are you stroking me? Are we doing business?

[Caller]

Where do I bring it?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. All right. So I'm gonna. We'll come pick it up if you're. I mean, but if you want to bring it, you just bring it to the office in the studio today. You can walk in here in a minute. You walk in here when you get here and get on the radio. The studio in the office. We're in an office complex over in. I'll. I'm gonna put you on hold and.

[Caller]

They'Ll get a hold for you to come get it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Nothing. We'll come get it for free.

[Caller]

I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the VI N. Put your VIN number in, put the info on the car. Say John and I made a deal at 33,000. Come get it today and we will.

[Caller]

Are they gonna know? Are they gonna know?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah. If they put, if you, if you, if you put the info in the, in the box, they'll know. 800-800-723-4. My name's John Clay Wolf and I buy corvettes, I guess and Tahoes from Nebraskans right here on the radio. Go to givemethevin.com we'll buy yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's the who show. It's the me show. What about the you show? You're older than I. No, man, you're older than. I want to rename it to JD show. The JD Is not gay show. Yeah, but the Babo could be.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the Babo show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, that was no hot attack.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tommy. A half ton two wheel drive Chevy, four door, cloth crew cab. Is it the big back door or the small?

[Caller]

The big back door. It's a gmc, not Chevy. I don't know if that makes a difference.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It does. Makes about a thousand difference actually. Are the wheels 20s or 18s?

[Caller]

20S.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

20S. It's mid-20s. And is it 23 grand? 24 grand. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was hoping 25, but I.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Mean, go to get. Hey, hey, I turned my. I'm testing something new on. Give me the vin. We turned our automation software on yesterday for the holiday weekend, which we've never done. So you can go to give me the VIN right now. And it'll pop the number like normally we work it ourselves and figure it out and you know, do the research. But I've been building this program for years that'll do it automatically. Go to givemetheven.com and put it in and it'll throw the my number at.

[Caller]

You like okay, where's the nearest spot does. We'll have it on there where I.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Can drop it off instantaneously. It'll bid the truck. We can pick them up.

[Caller]

Where do you live in Texas city.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, we can pick it up. We'll be there Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll meet you at the oceanside cabaret by you Vista.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Caller]

All right, I'll be there.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up and tell me what you think about the new bidding system. I want to buy the truck. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4. That goes for anyone in dealers too. Dealers is a franchise dealer button that you can push and it'll do the same thing. It's a different number because the one we throw the public is a tight range and the one we throw the dealers is specific. Good morning. You're on there. Who's this? Where are you from?

[Caller]

Denton.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Denton. What you got?

[Caller]

Got a 06 Chevy Silverado.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Got one. 120 miles. I mean 100,020 miles on the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller]

It's a two door extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it two wheel drive or four wheel drive. And is it cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Next question. 06 extended cab Chevy with 100 even on the clock. Cloth. Average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Probably average.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does $6,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Real close.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It should. I mean I'm like hitting you right in the head with a bat trying to buy this damn truck. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm giving you the Easter like the promo price. Like Jesus is getting ready to come out tomorrow price. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was looking more for seven.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. You want to split diff and do a deal at 6,500. Be done.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna have to pass over.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. He said yes. All right then. Go to givemetheven.com. say I talked. Go to givemetheven dot com and say here's the truck. Talk to John. He bought it for 6,500. When can y' all pay me and we'll line it up. We can do it today, we can do it Monday, we can do it Tuesday. All right, we'll see you Monday. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the chief inquisitor Said unto him, wilt thou split the diff?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And then JD said, if he does it, we'll have to Passover.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry. I'm so tired. To me, that was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was funny. Dust thine vehicle. Have the clear coat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Clear cut. You're into clear coat this morning? Hey, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that clear coat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, yeah, Bob, you sent me a text.

[J.D. Ryan]

And clean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You sent me a text. Late at night or early morning?

[J.D. Ryan]

Philippians.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hang on, let me, let me look it up. Sunday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's Sunday morning, Sunday morning. What time?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

4:08Am so we're drunk, stoned as.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes, my bad. We're stoned.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Stoned as F and rocking out on that Led Zeppelin man at 408 on Sunday. So did you know you wrote me this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sort of remember that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Stone does F. What stone does F mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you, you know, what happened.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody knows sounds like a stoned.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

As F is what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody knows me knows that these Saturdays I get up really, really early.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come down, do this deal, get home in the middle afternoon and I'll sleep a while and get up a while sleep. Trying to keep my schedule intact. So a lot of times Sundays, mornings will be an all nighter till four or five in the morning and I'll go to bed, get up and watch. And I always like to, you know, everybody knows me knows that I have milk and cookies.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or early Sunday morning. Whatever time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like LSD cookies?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, like snickerdoodles. But I think I put a little too much. I'm out of cinnamon.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you put dope in them?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was like. I used maybe too much nutmeg.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll believe it was nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Stoned as F and rocking out on that Lead Zeppelin. I got a question. Hang on. Sunday morning at 408, when you said you wanted to share this moment with your buddy John. Which I appreciate. Sure. What did you expect me to do? What did you expect in reply at that time?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted it on the record, man, because we've always talked about this. Because I'm a big Doobie Brothers guy. And I'm a big Steely Dan guy, but you're the big Led Zeppelin guy in our little wolf pack here. I've never bought a Led Zeppelin album. My cousin gave me an LP of Houses of the Holy when I was young.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You were saying, hey, I'm feeling that groove you've been talking about for all these years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Washing dishes, man. Four o' clock in the morning and I'm playing Song Remains the Same. Because Mark Cuban was nice enough to put that on his Movie Net channel.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they did that song like, girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Since I've been loving you. Get to the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had an epiphany. I had a bit of a Led Zeppelin epiphany. All right. I thought, I gotta tell Wolf man. Cuz I get it now. I get it now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

When you go through Physical Graffiti and catch the long ones, the orchestra ones, the. The. What's it called? Dead, 10 days gone and. Oh, hell, I can't even think of the names. There's about three of them. That's when. I mean, I've been listening to les episodes since seventh grade, of course. And my stepmom was like, what are you doing? Listen to that. That's the music from my era, you know, whatever, you know. But I was listening to four and I was listening to Rambling. I mean, the Black Dog and all that crap. That's nothing to me now. I won't even turn that on. You get into the deep stuff. You get into Physical Graffiti and you. There's a whole nother band in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there really. Is there really, really, really no quarter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Badass.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got Black Dog. I got Stairway to Heaven. I know Cashmere.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That. That's for all the posers, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I feel like I'm in a hippie. Dan, we'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We'll be back in a minute. 800. 800 radio is my calling number. If you've got your Led Zeppelin experience that you need to share or argue either side of yourself. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by. Give me me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, Bob, I've never made it all the way through. The song remains the same movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I like the. My favorite parts of the Bonham film where he's riding around in that monkey's looking crazy happy in his car and he's riding that motorcycle. Right? And then when they're on the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't care for live versions of.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

A lot of stuff, do you? Not really. Not really. 800. 800 7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

You text me at 4:00 clock in the morning, I'm gonna drag you. I'm gonna drive to where you live in drag you like a Vietnamese doctor off a United Airlines flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you try it was he. If you feel like that'd be good for you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He scream like the.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it'd be very good for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, why don't you give a shot? I mean, I'm right here. You can drag me around right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't I just do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you just do it?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I got nipples. Can you milk me? So angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Broke that chair dragging that chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can drag a chair.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

See that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You can keep it up. Just keep it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

See what happens. See anybody dragging Bob.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, Mike, keep it up. A 16 Buick Enclave with 11 leather nav. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's a premium.

[Caller]

It don't have the sunroof, but it's got nav. Leather seats, heated seats.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. 11, 000 miles. It's. It's, you know, it's black.

[Caller]

Is the problem I have with it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sure. Are you racist?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Can't never see the queen dirty now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's really.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It sounds pretty racial. You know, without the roof, I think it's 29 grand. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load that one up. I'd like to see what. I made an adjustment for the roof delete in those cars in my system and I forgot exactly what it was and. But if you'll go to givemetheven.com and load the vent up, it'll fire you a number right back. I'll buy it for 800. 800. 723. 412 Kia Soul with a Buck 15. Gary's is sticker and automatic. Average rougher clean. Gary Kia.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Three grand.

[Caller]

Oh, my bad.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Three grand. Three grand. Maybe four. Probably more like 3,500. 3,500. It's a Kia soul. Have you changed oil in it.

[Caller]

Yep. Yeah, it's a little less. I'd. A little less than I'm looking for. But I appreciate. I've got it listed in the paper for 65 or best offer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So. Yeah, I just.

[Caller]

I never called in before, so I thought I'd give it a whirl.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Plano.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go to givemetheven.com and let the system throw you an offer too. That goes for everybody. I. I've got the. Our system. We're testing our. We are testing our automation. This weekend is what's going on. Because it'll be slow today. We'll have more fun today than normal. Because it's a holiday weekend. Yes. And we built this robot to bid the cars with all basically take my brain like Terminator and download it into a computer file.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's almost freaky.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It is freaky. It's cool. Real cool. It really is, Charlie. You notice that? Oh, no, I'm excited about it. I've been trying to kind of hold it back, but.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go to. Give me the VIN.com. put your car in an automated. Bid your car immediately. You don't even have to call me anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're outsourcing yourself?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes, I. I've. I've genetically cloned myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's become a computer now. Yeah. It's been five years in the making.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very cool.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's a long time. I mean, I've got a lot of computer nerds around me every day. And then get his own room for the computer. Yeah. They don't know how to handle me. I bet I have to have one computer nerd be my communication guy to lead the rest of the shield.

[J.D. Ryan]

The shield.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because we can miscommunicate and I hurt their feelings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And I don't want to hurt their feelings. Very sensitive, guys. Oh, yeah. Yes. I just. Maybe they're not. Maybe they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Maybe they're normal and I'm just not sensitive.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to go with that one.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I think that there's some truth to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to go on that side of it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Bobo. So when you got stoned and listen to Led Zeppelin till four in the morning, what time did you quit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was technically affected by the nutmeg, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it wasn't nutmeg. You were stoned.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said it was nutmeg.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What did I say?

[J.D. Ryan]

You said it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I stutter? Do I stutter?

[J.D. Ryan]

You said I was high as F. That's what you Said nothing doesn't make you high.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wait, Randy, Randy, Randy's here. And Randy's holding his hand up. He wants to chime in on what Bobbo was he Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It sounds like he's stoned to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Randy. Thank you, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Have you ever gotten stone of a nutmeg?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a good way to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not nutmeg.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you got, you know, you go out, get high with your friends, you all kind of, kind of daring each other.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is that what the Beatles were singing about?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Let's go in this Walmart. Come on, let's go in this Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

High. Spice aisle.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's where we head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spice high.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, spice aisle.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You get pepper. Nutmeg.

[J.D. Ryan]

That won't get you high.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nutmeg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nutmeg will not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's pretty serious for a Chipotle.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, hey, hey, Randy. I've got a funny story. So my, my beautiful lovely wife, she has been working out like crazy. Camp Gladiator. She's been on one of those big time workout, three times a day, going hard, it's not falling off like she wants it to. Goes to the doctor and does all kinds of work to see if something's wrong with her. You're healthy as a horse. Everything's great. It's just not working for you. And so they gave her some medicine for a month. And I was reading it. Federen Federman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh God. Sfin Phen.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I was like, well baby, here's the one. Do you think this will work? I'm like, should. I took it to my trainer and they're like, that's gonna work. Like yeah, that's gonna work. But I'll tell you what else is gonna work. You are gonna go ahead and buy another vacuum cleaner and some more toothbrushes because you're gonna be like going zooming, zooming, zooming. She has, she's been, have you look at her Facebook? She's been cooking Easter cookies for four days straight. I mean, hadn't turned it off. JD has stopped legal meth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Four o' clock in the morning, he's done cookies.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

My wife and y' all can talk. She's been up zooming, cleaning and cooking like all night long. The other day she went to sleep at 3:30 and got up at 4 to go work out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she know what fenamine is?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, we talked about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ought to be good for your love life.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, I've tried that yet. Oh yeah, I've been out Buying this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe he's got it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does it so, okay. It says speed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And have you ever taken it?

[J.D. Ryan]

J. Oh, yes. I took Finfin here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It absolutely works.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800 LP.

[John Clay Wolf]

The closest thing to quail that we have today.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I think.04 accurate MDX with a buck 80. Joe, it's worth 1500 bucks. Maybe 2 grand. Maybe. Unless it's real nice, it'll be worth 3 grand. Are you there?

[Caller]

I'm here, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up into the system. It'll throw an exact number. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars. The radio. Texas, Oklahoma, Northeast, Louisiana, Arkansas. Good morning. And hour number two is right around the corner.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the john.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's your Easter Sunday music with the Beastie Boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

God bless you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What you. What you want? God bless you, man. We'll rock it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus coming at you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So what happened is today. Well, yesterday's Friday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Good Friday. And that's the day they put him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Away in the cave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Nice hanging out. And then Sunday he going all along came back.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Reverend Charles, Good morning. Hold on just a second. Reverend Charles. I want to bid two cars and then I'm going to get to you. I want to hear the easter story. Steve. Oh. Seven Honda Pilot with 112 average. Rougher clean.

[Caller]

It is extra clean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is that the.

[Caller]

My wife drives at five miles to work.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is that the 06 body style or the 08 body style? I think it's the last year. The old body style, right?

[Caller]

It is the last year. The old body style.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Leather navigation, sunroof.

[Caller]

It is cloth ex, but no nav. No roof.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Five grand.

[Caller]

Five grand? Really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller]

I was hoping for like 65, seven grand, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I might go to six. I could probably go to six. It's got good miles. 112. It's the body stuff. What. What buys it?

[Caller]

What.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's. I want to buy it. What's it take to buy it, man?

[Caller]

I would do six do this. Let me go to enter the ven dot com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, give me. Give me the vin dot com and say John said he'll give six and here's the car. And if you'll. If, if. Please confirm and. And I'll do it. I'm not even looking anything. I'll try it. Let's do it. It's Easter, man.

[Caller]

John, I'll tell you, I've done the belts. I've done every. Everything Honda says to do here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Steve, here's a piece. Steve. Steve. Yes, sir. Here's a piece of advice, okay? The guy told me one time, and he's right. Because, like, I. I was at the auction, yeah. And we sold this car at the block, and it did well. And then when the guy's up there signing up at the block, I start telling him what Steve's telling me. Hey, I did the belt and I just got this, and it's got that. And I was like. I was telling him, and my buddy came and grabbed me and he said, shut up. I'm like, why? He said, cars already sold. All you're gonna do now is cost yourself money. There's nothing you can do now but cost yourself money. So, Steve, your car's already sold. Shut up.

[Caller]

I started laughing my ass off when I heard y' all talking about Zep. Yeah, I'm old enough. I'm aged enough to see Zeppelin in 77. The song remains the Same tour here in Oklahoma City. I've seen Jimmy Page five times.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wow.

[Caller]

I've seen clapping. I've seen the who, I've seen them all. But Zeppelin, I'll tell you, I'm an old rocker and I've seen over 120 shows. And that guy is incredible. You don't need to go see what you ever get.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They're just a higher level. They're just a higher power, man. I don't.

[Caller]

Oh, he's just so versatile, bro. He is so versatile. He sat down playing acoustic and do a ballad like Stairway. He can pick up a Les Paul and do blues. He can do rock. That's his score. Graffiti album, best one they've ever done that. And present.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Steve, go to. Give me the vid.com. load it up and I'll talk to you off air. Thank you, sir.

[Caller]

We gotta keep in. You have a good weekend. Happy Easter, y'.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All. Happy Oklahoma. Happy Easter. Okay, Reverend Charles. Reverend Charles. Anybody that wants to call an 800-800-radio? 800-800-7234. Sean, I see that 031 ton dually on there. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load up. I want to buy it. I like the miles. 120 is not that bad of miles on a. On a 03 dually. So, Sean, you can hang up and go to the website. Sh. Wait. Sean, you there? Sean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, go to the website and load that thing up. I want to buy it. Give me the vin.com. all right. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin. Play that Miller, Miller organ music for me now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got the music going here, brothers and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sisters, it's time to get the lead out.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Oh, I get you, Led Zeppelin. I see what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do a little Led Zeppelin reference from my friend John Claywood.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still lost to the Lord, but finding his way one call at a time.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's really appropriate.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, brothers and sisters, I had a time earlier this week when I woke from a terrible dream.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I dreamed to the Lord about all these rotten eggs laying in lawns that would be lost, that was never, never found by the sweet, precious little children looking for their Easter eggs. And it came to my mind, yes, the reason for the unfound eggs wasn't cuz they wasn't pretty. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Not cuz they wasn't pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't cuz they got the wrong kind of chocolate inside. It's because people have forgotten the real meaning of the Easter season. Lord. Lord say joy. It was in my mind that people never heard the story of Mary and an old man at the time. Jojo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jojo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was the time well before Mr. LBJ Johnson rest is so the Civil Rights act of 1965. Probably sometime about 1956. What happened then back then, in the days in the Howard Johnson, you know, good folks couldn't stop and sleep just anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said we got no room. No room. Put you on your little. Little baby coming down out of here. I believe it was Bethlehem Pestle, Pennsylvania. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Bethlehem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said, well, what we do with no room? They say, well, we got a shed back here behind the cars. Union. No. And that you need to. That's. It's clean, it's okay. That's enclosed. But you need to watch out for the animals.

[J.D. Ryan]

This isn't biblical at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So at this Easter time, remember.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There always a room for you and your loved ones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your holy little baby right at the. Carl's Jr. No, because you want to watch out for the aminal.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because no.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got sheeps and ducks. Ducks ain't no good for a baby. No little mises monks crawling around from Carl's Jr. And when you see your eggs, you will be more thankful, brother, that you was not born in the. Carl's Jr. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, Reverend Charles. Very confused.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy Easter.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Very confused.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy Easter.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But Carl's. He's always welcome. Carl's Jr. Bethlehem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bethlehem. Pass the plate.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pass the plate. 06 infinity G35 with a buck 11. Justin, is it a sport no. Two door or four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four door.

[Caller]

It's an M35.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, M35. Cool. Does it. It's not. It is a. It is a sport or is not.

[Caller]

Is not a sport.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is five grand sound right? I'm just winging this off the top of my head.

[Caller]

I was looking for like eight.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Eight. Hang on. Look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like eight.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'd like eight. Sir, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Webster.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Houston?

[Caller]

Yes, Clear Lake area.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We call that Houston. Up here in dfw. Hto. We've got an office in spring, but we can come get it. What kind of car is this again? I've dumped that Infinity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

After years and years, it finally just came right out. Finally happened. I had to dump myself. That was good.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just came out like, you're in the truck.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I cost it. I had to dump it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

06 infinity G35. No, it's an M. What is it, an M45? I almost probably just give him a six is eight grand and just go on. Yeah, because I'm just making how many miles? 115.

[Caller]

111.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Average MMR is 6300. So you want full blown retail. So you got to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You got to go do test drives and get finances and do all that stuff. I'll give you 6500 bucks, you go seven. Nope.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Nope. But I will give you 65. I mean, I raised myself 1500 pretty easily like a. Like a drunken freshman. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and confirm. But tell them that I said I'll give 6,500.

[Caller]

All right. Thanks, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And when I, like, tell y', all I'll give like 8 to 9. Don't tell the buyers that I swore to you I'd give you nine. Because I didn't. If I tell you, I'll give you, you know, 33 to 35. I need to see pictures because they call me. They're like, did you tell this guy you gave 37 grand? Like, no, no. We always pull the tape, and it's clear as hell. What you mean I gave? I said, I'll give you 33 to 35, 000. They get on the phone with my buyers. John promised me he'd give me 37, 000. If you don't give me 37,000, I'm calling my lawyer.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a liar.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm telling you. Well, hang on. Hang hell on who's lying?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have this on tape.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I send them the audio back. I'm like, Listen to this. Tell me what part of this I'm missing. Oh, well, you said clean Carfax. It does not have a clean car. Yeah, if it's been wrecked, it's a discount. It just is. It just is. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com we keep getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

The same sounding cotton of guy. Have you had that, Charlie? Three times this morning. I thought that sounds like just the exact same guy. We just talked to the real stoic.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Nerdy sounding S.O.B.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'D like 9,000.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I want S.O.B. spots. I love the S.O.B. spots. Yeah, we've got a special treat too because Hannah, you know our stripper. Stripper show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

She's got into the game too now of getting sponsorship. So of course you know the S.O.B. which you can follow at Twitter at S.O.B.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jcw, big sponsor.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Here's one of his ones right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

When his wife says she probably can't fit into the cheerleading outfit he purchased at the pro shop, he says he probably can find someone who will.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they refuse to take his trash at the drive thru window, he drops it on the ground and says, I guess you'll catch me outside. How about that? When his wife's quarterly royalty check from ABBA arrives, he forges her name and deposits it into his own account. Right? He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So of course, you know, SOB There we big sponsor with Natty Light. Well, Hannah's jealous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, cuz she's got some money involved here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hannah Bailey, the stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

She smells money in the water.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, well, apparently she's got her own little thing going now too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, now she's a star. Okay, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't need a menu because she tends to order the most expensive item available, has a single bite and insists on heading to the nightclub. The only blowing she does is in your ear. She never answers her phone while at work because she's found it's a total distraction while screwing the district manager. She is the world's biggest little bitch. Oh God. I don't always drink drink beer, but what I do, make mine a Nutty Light tallboat. Get yourself.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hannah's now into the game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Took the same sponsor.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No money's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently Anheuser Busch has a lot more dollars to throw around on this Natty Life sponsor we ever Thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's obvious.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they'd send us a case?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'd be nice.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Give you more. I love those. That's just the ones from this week. Okay. 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. David, where are you calling in from?

[Caller]

Hey, John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

We're on our way to Colorado, if you know what I mean. We're gonna spend a week there having a good time, you understand?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, I need some can of punch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some what? What's that?

[Caller]

We're getting Gummy bears. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, I do, but they'll have some can of punch there. And I need some of that for my leg pains.

[Caller]

You got it, brother. Can you do me a big favor?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sure.

[Caller]

I heard you guys talking about Led Zeppelin.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Caller]

I've got to hear three times we've taken trips. Three times I've made a call about a song and they've always played it on the trip.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's the song?

[Caller]

This song is called Going to California, okay? It's Jimmy Paige and Robert Plant's greatest song.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We cannot play the entire song because we don't control the songs that are played on the different stations. We can just control the in and outs. But we'll damn sure do that on the outro here. And if Turling pulled up, I'll do it right now. It's like you stick a quarter in my ass. What am I looking for again? Stick a quarter. Stick a quarter in my ass and hit play.

[Caller]

Yeah, no wonder I love you guys. I'm turning you on right now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are you? Where are you right now?

[Caller]

Right now we are entering the K tour.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

DK tour. Okay, so you've got us on 92.5. And then write this down. 104.7. The bear is who?

[Caller]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hurry up. I got all day. 104.7 the bear. And you're gonna ride that all the way up to Memphis, Texas on 287. And then when you lose it on. On there, go to the car in Amarillo and. I forgot the. The frequency on the car or. It's not the cars. Nash Icon. If you go to John Claywolf dot com. Click Stations, it shows all the stations. But you can listen to us from where you are right now. From Dallas, Texas, to. To Clayton, New Mexico.

[Caller]

Okay, my friend?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And here's your song. Here's your long distance dedication. Going to California, Going to California Going to Colorado to get some pop. Actually, we're not Out. We're just going to Colorado to get some pot, dude. 800-800-723.

[J.D. Ryan]

Using the federally licensed broadcast airwaves to import pot into another state.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I did nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you did nothing. It was a joke. Because it's a radio.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Somebody's sitting on that 287. Some cop like listening the show right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He doesn't have it yet. They need to be watching for him in a few days. 06 half ton, three quarter, 250, 000 miles. Billy, is it a. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

Yes sir. Yes it is.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's a crew cab, four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Crew cab, two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I. I don't like the miles. I like the truck. I'm thinking 3,000. I'm sure you're thinking 10.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'd say you're right around.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. 800. 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. 12 Ford F250 Platinum. Four wheel drive with 50. How many. What's. What size tires?

[Caller]

They're 295. 55. They're right at 33.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There you go. Thank you for putting it into English. A 1250,000 mile platinum. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Oh yeah. It's loaded.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Diesel, right?

[Caller]

No, no, it's got the EcoBoost V6.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, it says F250 here. It's a F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm out of time. I've got to go to break. Go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in, put the miles in, push, submit. And my automated system that we've been working on forever will throw you a number right. Like right then it'll bid it right then I gotta go to break. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the vin.com. it is Easter weekend. It is 9:20. And my name is John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Power powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. CarMax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. GiveMeTheEven.com smokes them every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

One.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RADIO 1-800-800 RADIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

John Bonham, he's. He's like Jesus Christ. He came back with us for Easter. Good morning, John. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted to say I was having another. I had to be. I'm glad to be back from the dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's glad to be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if mate's got a redemption for you mates.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Could somebody get Bonham another cocktail? He's only had 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you got any seafood?

[J.D. Ryan]

Seafood?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We do have seafood. Go get Bonham some seafood.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a couple of fishes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Anything else you'd like this morning to stay with us for a moment?

[John Clay Wolf]

She know cherry, to be honest.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What did he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Judy got me, dude. Sino chip Mary.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Texas, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Texas, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

An hamburger and a milkshake.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gonna have a hamburger and a milkshake.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that very much.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go get bottom. A hamburger and a milkshake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe they have Spanish girls.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We do have Spanish girls. How many would you like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like four.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go out your way.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thin, average or heavy? Busty, small chest. What do you want?

[John Clay Wolf]

It really doesn't matter. You know, a drummer. I get it all done.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Get four Spanish girls, a milkshake, a burger, a cocktail. And the girls make them different the from big to small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I guess I should probably ask for a firearm.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

A firearm? What kind of firearm would you like?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never had one before.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Bonum, what kind of firearm would you like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot out the windows?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What do you want? Just order it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything you got. You know, you're John Bottom.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We're so happy that you're here to join our lead Zeppelin. Easter morning. I'll get you whatever. What do you want? Do you want a.45? Do you want a fully auto Uzi?

[John Clay Wolf]

Something large, like a cowboy gun, like The Rifleman?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like a.45 revolver?

[John Clay Wolf]

Something cocking like a.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Send the intern to my house and get that big Western.45 Colt. Bring it back for Bonham and bring him some shells and I'll take you up to the ranch after we get done here and we will go shoot it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot a couple of long honed sheep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you. John, I've got to get on with the show, but if you'll sit right there, I've got everything on order and they're bringing it to you, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zeppelin, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Chris. A 98 Ram 3500 is. It's a four wheel drive. 126,000 mil. How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Albany.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Can you believe that John Bonham is here in the studio with us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, strange writer, amazing. I'm. I'm more surprised to see him than it would be Jesus Christ himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Albany. It's a dually, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it's an extended cab. A 98 or 08?

[Caller]

A 98.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does five grand buy this truck? No, the six.

[Caller]

No, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Are you calling in the brag or do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

No, I was trying to get a quote online but it's too old.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

My system won't do it. Wait, my guys said they didn't want it.

[Caller]

No, it wouldn't load it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, it won't load. It's too old. This thing's borderline antique. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Ah, I was just looking for the bid right now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The bed bid. I don't want to bid it, I want to buy it. What's it take to buy it? I'm not a free insurance policy.

[Caller]

It'll probably take about 12.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, we got a number out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'll give eight.

[Caller]

I can't do eight.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You want to split?

[Caller]

No, it's still financed.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That's called cutting to the chase, boys and girls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get it right. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Bonham, do you ever cut to the chase?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do it all the time. I invented it was in me page says we got to make new band. You know, we're going to get Robert Platt and John Paul already played with before. They said, you know what we're going to play is going to play blues music. Yeah, okay, play it and play it really hard, you know, really hard. And Keith Moon was standing over. He says, well that'll go over like a lad Zeppelin. That's why we Got that stupid name.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to call it the Chili Dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chili Dogs, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a great name. You know what to expect from a name like Chili Dog?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Cuz, you know, it's hard and heavy and it makes you a little ill. But a Led Zeppelin. What does that mean? It will fall. It will fall. It won't fly.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What does fool in the rain mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fool in the rain. Oh, that's the story about Robert.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert liked a girl. Her name was Ash. Jane. He chased her for days and days. And he got all wet waiting for her to come home. And she was bobbing with John Paul Jones down the block.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So that's what. That's the background story.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was a fool in the rain because he waited for him. She wasn't even pretty.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

More John Bonham here on this Easter. John Bonham, like Jesus Christ has come back to join us on this Easter weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stupid Robert.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And we'll be back with more of my show, the John Clay Wolf Show. J.D. ryan and Bob O and Turley in just a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. Carmax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Give me the. The vin.com smokes them every day.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Morning. Morning. We have John Bonham in the studio this morning on this Easter weekend because just like Jesus, Bonham said he would rise again. And he did. Good morning, Bonham.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe you haven't got the fish that I asked for.

[J.D. Ryan]

The what?

[John Clay Wolf]

The fish. I was. I was hoping you had kippers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kippers?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's got kippers for breakfast. Texas, right?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is kippers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mummy dear. Mummy dear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Are you going to gig tonight? I mean, or is this all underground?

[John Clay Wolf]

We had super Trend open for us once in 74. Yeah, beat the ass off every one of those little homos after they can't drum the cat play. They got a keyboard. A keyboard, A keyboarder. It's raining again. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sherry. Carol, I don't know what a 75 stingray is worth. Is it 25 original miles? I mean, 29 original miles.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What color?

[Caller]

It's like a sky blue.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it repainted or is it factory?

[Caller]

It has been repainted, but it is the factory color. What size engine size engine is it, boys? 350.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's. It's 5,000 to 8,000.

[Caller]

Is what he would give him for it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What I would give him for it. Yeah. 5,000 to 8,000. All depends on how nice it is.

[Caller]

It's really nice.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did you, like. Did you, like, hook up with him because his car's so cool?

[Caller]

No, I had him before I had the car.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, it's your car?

[Caller]

No, it's my husband's car.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, well, go to givemethevin.com. the. The system's not going to automatically decode it because the age. But we. But. But send some pictures and I see your 817 area code. We have a buy center near you, and we can hook up with you. And I need to look at this one with my eyes. I can't buy this off of pictures. All right?

[Caller]

And the pictures don't do it justice anyway.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Are you a new listener or have you caught us before?

[Caller]

I have not called you before, but I have listened before.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, good. We're glad to have you riding along.

[Caller]

Well, when I. When I put the VIN in, it just. It says we're not able to find it. So how do I send you pictures?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, just say. Oh, well, just go to email JCW on the [e-mail] upper right hand corner, it says email JCW instead of there. Thank you. Yeah, I turned on our automation today just to test it, and I didn't even think about the cars that it won't decode. Like the 76 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So we probably don't even have a way to get them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Which is fine. We never buy those anyway. 800. 807. Because they're old as hell. Who the hell's. You can't get a computer to bid a 75 stingray. Hell, I can barely do it. I mean, I could barely hit it within three grand. Huh. Where's Rush? Speaking of, is Rush working on Easter? Well, he's always working in. He's on the isdm. Did you see what the ISDN bill was last month? John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, can you hear me? John?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I hear you, Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been trying to talk to you for 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, I'll tell you what. These, these meetings between you and I, which I enjoy, but we. You're in Florida, we're in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but what's going on with the telephone?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Wait, I need you to start dialing us instead of us dialing you on the ISDN connection. Because we're paying for the connection and I got my bill last week. It was 4,000 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've certainly got the money. Excellence and Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's a thousand dollars a week to have you connected to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a Lincoln mkz.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a cargo load full of cashmere sweaters.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how rich I've become in the last 20 years. Spreading the truth, the gospel of conservatism.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you do with your money? You buy boats? You travel?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Do you fly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just softy leftist nut jobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sit around and marry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a great time. I travel all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to travel incognito.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Occasionally. I'm a little embarrassed about this. Sometimes I dress up like a little old lady. No, do you remember the old, the Tweety Bird cartoons?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember Granny? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look a little bit like the cartoon Granny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe you could pull that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been dragged off a plane. I bet I'll tell you that right now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, while we have you here, Rush, what is going on in Korea? Are we gonna go to war?

[John Clay Wolf]

Korea?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you right now. Look what we just dropped. The biggest non nuclear armament.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the history of this great nation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mother of all bombs.

[John Clay Wolf]

All Afghanistan.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't wanna, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to poke any criticism. No, the, the Trump coalition. No. I think they may have missed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think they did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they may have been aiming for North Korea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The atmosphere is different over there. Have you ever been over there?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, that, that, that, that opium. What will do things to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you miss?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's got to deliver the. The payload. As they say, happy ending for our Korean friends.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Are we going to war with Korea?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Probably Tuesday at about 9:00am Standard Pacific Time. That's California to you and me. Where all the nuts are living. 2:00pm California time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is China going to be on our side?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they already are.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're buying so much of their food. The Kung Pao. They're sweet and sour.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The General Joe's chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

The General Joe's chicken.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, how in the hell do they do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

My God, it's delicious. If you'll take just a couple of Percocets.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not gonna promote taking some of Bobbo's nutmeg cookies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, those are.

[John Clay Wolf]

When those munchies take hold, there's nothing like this. The sweet sour goodness of Chinese cuisine. So we've got to stay friendly with them. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen anything so worthwhile done with a pineapple in my life.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You heard it here first, folks from El Rushmore. Unfortunately, if we have a problem with Korea, China's going to be on our side because they need to keep selling us more Chinese food.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, Rush. Thank you, Don. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning. I didn't realize that the Chinese food trade is what would handle world affairs, but it sounds like it does. 06 Tundra crew cab with 135 two wheel drive. Is it leather? Cloth? Is cloth average, rough or clean condition? Better than average.

[Caller]

Fact. Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, does $5,500 buy it?

[Caller]

No, it's a bit low.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What do we need? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

85.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We're at an impass. I'm in 50. 55. He's at 85. If you had a four wheel drive leather car, I would go there. But it is the old body style. It's actually three old, three body styles back. But it sounds nice and it is a Toyota. It is nice.

[Caller]

It's charcoal.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Let's. Let's. Let's bump to 6,500, Rush. What do you think, Rush? Should we go 76500?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I wouldn't go a dime over 92.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I can't go 92, Rush. I'm not as rich as you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll deal him up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I only make about 300 bucks a car. I know nobody wants to. To believe that, but I do a couple hundred of them a week so it works out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of prescriptions does he have?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't know. He's in Louisiana. 225. Is that right, Don?

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Can you get Rush some dope?

[Caller]

God, more than likely.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, good. Well, then we'll go seven. Seven grand is seven grand. Buy it, Rush. You got me on this one like China's got us on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll do anything for a Vicodin right now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Don. Are we. Are we good at seven?

[Caller]

I'm gonna say thanks, but we'll do this.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go to, go to the website. Go to get. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and let's work on it. Let's work on it. I can't spend too much time on a. On a. On a 10 year old150,000 mile Toyota truck on the air. But I would like to buy it. So go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Let's take a swing at it after the show. 800-800-7234. Put them on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Son of a. Spots. Do we have more? No, we just got those from this week. You want to replay it again? We can do it, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't we have a second one with Hannah?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, we just had the one. Well, just play one. I love them. I want more of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When his wife says she probably can't fit into the cheerleading outfit he purchased at the pro shop, he says he probably can find someone who will. When they refuse to take his trash at the drive thru window, he drops it on the ground and says, I guess you'll catch me outside. How about that? When his wife's quarterly royalty check from ABBA arrives, he forges her name and deposits it into his own account.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You're making fun of me, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ferrari. Phil, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Well, good morning, sir. How are you on this Easter weekend?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We are working and it sounds like you are too, Mr. Ferrari. Phil. the Ferrari store in Dallas, Texas. Are y' all running like a special on Ferraris this morning? Do you have like t the tents on top of them and the hoods up? Used car sale.

[Caller]

Absolutely. You know, you get the car for free. The key just cost you like 300 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're blowing the roof off with fabulous Ferrari deals and the Ferrari sell down Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Phil, I've got 45 seconds. Can you call me back in 10 minutes? Because I want to talk to you.

[Caller]

I can.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, do do. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is Easter weekend. My name is John Clay Wolf. We are live, not dead. No one else is stupid enough to work this weekend. But we are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We always. We always work the holidays. Hell yeah. I like it. You know, it's the only time I get to talk to you guys, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true. You're busy all the time. You're traveling.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So stupid. Busy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, it's just so stupid. I've got. You know, I never understood those busy guys that won't answer their phone. And I'm turning into that. And I hate that you always answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I call me.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I hate that about myself. Yeah, cuz you call me at good times. You don't call me during the day. 800-800-723-4. Just go to. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ray.

[Caller]

Ray. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. John Clay Wolf. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We're just cutting up. Having fun cutting a rug.

[Caller]

I know just that. Hey, listen, I listen to you guys on the weekend on three different radio stations. When I'm out dumping gas, I'm hauling bud up and down 287 right now, if you're a friend of yours, you need to call him back. Let him know to be careful and don't speed between Vernon and Henrietta.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kidding.

[Caller]

And tell him to stop off in Wichita Falls and I'll take five of those gummy bears off of him and I'll give him directions on the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meet you at the egg and cheese breakfast.

[Caller]

Yeah. I love you guys. Man, y' all just crack me up. I don't have know how y' all get away with what y' all do on the radio. Except that you live in the Metroplex.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thanks.

[Caller]

Listen, y', all, y'. All, I listen to y' all show all the time. Y' all need to do me a favor on this Easter weekend, okay? I'm putting on. I'm putting on a major show here in Wichita falls tonight at 9th Street Studio. If you like Led Zeppelin, you're gonna love this. I've got over $100,000 worth of original photography from Carl Dunn. Led Zeppelin was one of his major ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. What website? Is there anywhere they can look it up online?

[Caller]

Yes, Carl Dunn Photography.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Got it.

[Caller]

That'll give you a bit tidbit of what's going to be there tonight. And like I said, there's going to be over $100,000 worth of original photography. This collection is over 40 years old and awesome. This is the show you won't want to miss. Thanks to get in. The beer is free and there's gonna be a live band there. And the food's Free too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All I heard was free beer. We're all in. Free beer for me. How do you. I mean that's. What is a better promotion. What is a better promotion than free beer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Free chicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

All proceeds benefit my box of grass.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800-8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. How did we turn into a Led Zeppelin Easter weekend? I guess because John Bonham was resurrected and came to the studio this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it started off with Bobbo being stoned and texting you in the middle of the night.

[John Clay Wolf]

You talked like I was doing something illegal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stoned off my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but stonew came out of marijuana though. JD could be doing anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could have been huffing gas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's not illegal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know a guy that used to huff. Yeah, do you know any gas huffer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably dead now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember guys that would snort that silver spray paint.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They walk around with half of their.

[J.D. Ryan]

Face, they think they're pulling it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, what's the matter? Nothing, man. What do you mean? What do you mean? Because you look like half an iron man walking.

[J.D. Ryan]

That will kill you dead.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, Bob sends me. That's how Led Zeppelin weekend starts. Started last Sunday, 4:08am a.m. in the morning. On a Sunday morning. Stone just sends me a text. Stoned as f and rocking out on that Led Zeppelin, man. I finally get it. That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta be stoned to get Zeppelin. Is that what.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, not at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had an epiphany. I that last Paul, man, the way he plays on that one song. The Bring Down Bing Dink.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girl, Girl Since I've been loving you. Yeah, from Led Zeppelin 3 is the album it's on. But the version on song remains the same. The live recording, right? God almighty. Damn, that's just so slick.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning Baton Rouge. Good morning New Orleans. Good morning Houston. Texas, Dallas. Texas. Oklahoma City, New York State, New Jersey, Pennsylvania. Wzzo, Arkansas. Everybody, everybody. It's Easter weekend and we are just cutting it up and having a good time. Glad y' all joined us. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. And of course a lot of these voices you hear are the Babo. Which call him the Babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does you remember the time with. With Nikki Two Buckets? We went over and took out Ralph French. He was listening to that Les Zeppelin. No, out of the Land of the Isis. No, we was doing playing that on the record.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know what I'm talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

On the record. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enjoy. Two buckets buggers is hitting. Every time the drums would beat, he'd hit Mickey with the bucket. No, at a land the pong. Out of the land of pong. For once I wish. For once I wish I had a cell phone. He's hitting with the buckets. He's falling down, his head starting to bleed. They keep sitting at the well the gut go hising with the bucket. That was some good times all right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Back in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of good times, you, anybody see Tony Romo go out with the Mavericks this week? I mean, was that this guy the biggest publicity?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Too much press.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Him and well, Cuban is the biggest media in the world. And now he's turning Tony into that. So NBA commissioner Adam Silver wasn't down. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's turning Tony into that.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony was never really a media.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really brand has been a horish. He just signed with cbs. I know, but this.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not a media. But. But he's never been the kind of guy like. Like Cuban is. Cuban will do anything.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just signed a record deal with cbs.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not being a media whore. That's getting a job. There's difference I've never seen.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, Tony Romo's greatest is coming out on Tuesday.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't see Romo out doing street.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Number one back break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Name one other stunt Tony Romo's ever done. Ever.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Track number two. Damn, my knee. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

No problem. NBA commissioner Adam Silver wasn't down with letting the newly retired quarterback play take part of the Mavericks game. He said he wasn't going to do it. At least that's how Cuban tells it. After his team, 109 to 91 lost to the Nuggets, Cuban told reporters he approached Silver with the idea of letting the actual quarterback come in and play.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Why didn't he do it? Because NBA didn't want to make it a joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they don't want to make it a joke.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Maverick season is kind of a joke. It's been fine. It'd been going along with it theme this year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Missed it by that much. So anyway. Oh, no, I didn't mean to bring him in here. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

His father's here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't really mean to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

How I feel about dying.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Antonio Romero, good morning. Thank you for joining us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony Romo's dad. Speaking of media horrors, perhaps JD does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not want to speak to me about the. The Mavericks and the Tony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what do you think of what happened? What do you think about that whole thing? It was. It was a dog and pony show. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what is basketball?

[J.D. Ryan]

It is basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a silly game.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. It's not a silly game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I look at it with that oil with the short pants.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's because they run up and down the court.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand this. We run up and down the border all our whole generation.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't need the short pants. You need the boots. Put the ball in the hole.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

They should have let on play a couple times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and get himself hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, J.J. bara, though very talented himself. He a little edgy in these last two games the season, don't you think?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And since the Mavericks tickets the last six weeks have been going for two and three dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they're a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they sold many more tickets just because Antonio is there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure there were people that showed up just to see Tony and to see if he was going to really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play the star of CBS NFL on Sundays.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's going to be a big deal on. Right on TV.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, secretly. J.D. and you and I have been close. Oh, many, many times.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't call her close for a while, but.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you are a kind of a secret Phil Sims fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like him?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not a Phil Sims fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you? But you like son of beach bastard New Jersey?

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't call him that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phil seems he's very, very hilly.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. How do you see him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I've seen him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have the red hair. Yeah, but they have the. The big smiley fake smile.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that's not hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one from Kentucky smile like this. This is why they make the whiskey.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why they make whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Antonio have a very good time warming up with the Mavericks.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I was curious. He killed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the little Yogi Bear?

[J.D. Ryan]

The what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yogi Bear.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't see the Yogi Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a basketball player.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, his name is Yogi.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's not the Yogi Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Basketball was not such a silly sport.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would know Yogi. He's tremendous.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, but he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He should have really rest. Poor Dirk Nowitzki.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he was 61 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not 61 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

He could use a little rest.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the third quarter.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Let.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let Tony go in. You know, he can. He can broadcast that game if you have an injury if he fall down.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only thing is, you know they don't wear a helmet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there's no helmet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's moving. He's pulled. Moving right. Worries about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I bet he's gotten hurt a lot.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Her name is chlamydia.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not. Try to let that go. Camilla Jumakowski.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's Polish. And I wish Tony would play for some more. But you watch CBS NFL this, this Sunday when they fall, tank home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he'll be all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Ferrari. Phil, line 10. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm good. What are you calling us with this morning?

[Caller]

Well, I've got a 2010 Mercedes Benz GL450, white cashmere premium one package Parktronic lighting package, appearance package and rear seat entertainment.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So you guys are getting to hear the way that I bid cars from dealers, it's a little more technical. You hear all this, you know, Exact, exactamundo. So question. Does it have the 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

No, it's got the stock 19 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does it have.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, the appearance package has a 20 inch wheel.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I thought it did and that's why I was asking. And I'm assuming it has factory navigation.

[Caller]

Yes, they all do.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, I've seen them without it. Do you know if it has rear? Do you know that you don't argue Ferrari Phil. Don't get an argument Ferrari Phil. Because he will out option your ass now. On the rear dvd, does it have that? And they don't all have that.

[Caller]

It's multi source dual screen and I believe it has.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, it's in it 40,000 miles. So this is otherwise known as pretty good merch. Does 19 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'll see. But I can. I'll work the number. They're coming in this afternoon, so we'll see if we can make it work for you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, you know, I. Yes. Not to. Not, not to rag on anybody, but just to tell the truth. So before I feel you've got a customer coming in, can you tell the story on the M5?

[Caller]

On the M5.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The one I bought from Euphoria.

[Caller]

Yes. So you know, everybody knows that they givemethedevent.com you know, you'll beat the Carfax offer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Carmax. Carmax.

[Caller]

Carmax, Carmax. And so I said, listen, why don't you take a half hour, go down and get yourself a Carmax offer. See where that kind of Lines up with the offer that we gave you from us. And refresh my memory, how far off were they?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

10,000.

[Caller]

$10,000.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

10.

[Caller]

$10,000 lower than your bid.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

$10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's a lot of percocets.

[Caller]

Exactly. And with your help, obviously, we were able to put a car deal together.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There you go. Because he wasn't happy with the big bid I gave you him.

[Caller]

But then when he went, he still wasn't happy. But I have a question for you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sure.

[Caller]

When you say you used to know a guy that used to huff gas, are you looking in a mirror when you say that?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, no, no, no, no. It was. It was the. The Chengney brothers out in Johnson county. And we were riding motorcycles and we stopped at the moon tower on our. On our dirt bikes and the two brothers opened the lid and started huffing and gas like, what are you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They said, this is great. And then they pulled out some caffeine pills.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course. Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There's nothing like growing up in the country. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or dying.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, Phil, send me anything you want. And I appreciate the business and I'm glad that.

[Caller]

And I appreciate the opportunity. And they're going to be on this afternoon. I'll let you know if we get.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It done real quick. Ferrari. Phil, People don't believe me when I tell them that you can't come to the Ferrari store and just buy a new one. They just don't believe me. Will you please explain it quickly how it works?

[Caller]

Well, normally that is the case for this reason, you know, we only get a certain number of new Ferraris a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller]

Maybe out of the hundred new Ferraris cars we get a year, maybe two or three of them will show up that are on that weren't ordered by a current Ferrari client. So the answer is yes only because I usually don't have one here to sell anybody because they're all ordered via.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

But I was. I thought that if you went and tried to order a new one and you're not a current Ferrari owner, then you have to buy a used one to become a current Ferrari owner. To get in line to even order.

[Caller]

A new Ferrari for some models. Yes. So we've got four model lines. You know, the California T is the entry level model. Typically we can order somebody that car because Ferrari views that as the car that most people will start with. The sports car is now the 488 GTB's. The.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hang on. The listeners are interested in This, I promise you, while you're talking, just throw off an average price. So what's, what's the California sticker at?

[Caller]

Well, the California T is going to run 220 to 280. Average about 240. Okay, next, and the. Yeah, the 488 GTB, that's a sports car. The coupe, they're going to run 270 to 320, average about 290. The spider version of that car is going to run just over 300 to 370. Averages about 230 right around 2. I'm sorry, 330,000. And then the top of the top of the food chain is the V12 powered cars. Goes back to Ferrari's origins. V12 power. The. The F12 Berlinetta is being replaced by the 812 super fast. We won't have that for a year. But those cars are going to run pretty much just under 300. But most of them are going to be 400,000 and up.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So if you came in and wanted to order one of those new and you have all the money in the world and you don't own a Ferrari, you cannot fill the order, right?

[Caller]

Yes. And part of that is we're trying. Ferrari won't build the car. They don't care how much money you have. But if you want the top of the food chain car, they want to know that you're a client in good standing that values the brand. And so usually we're going to start somewhere else.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We do that at the Chrysler store. They do the same thing. Really? They come in on the 300 and they say, hey, we can't get you 300, but we can sell you 200 for 300amonth. But if you, if you make your payments good on this Chrysler 200, come back in in two years and we'll sell you a 300. 300. So it's all the same. It's all the same.

[Caller]

But, John, the other thing is I only get about 4 to 7 of those cars a year.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Gotcha.

[Caller]

So it's not like we've got them coming out our ears. And, you know, you've got very limited availability and you've got to make a decision on, you know, right. On how you're going to go about doing that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We got to keep trucking, man. Put me down for 19 on the Benzo and we will pick it up next week. Thank you. You, sir, how.

[Caller]

Okay, I'll work it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

How does a poor Ferrari salesman make ends meet when he Gets four to seven a year. Do we have to break or do.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We have Wonder what the. Wonder what the. What the poor people are doing. Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

400,000.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Holy hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just says it like it's, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just normal to them like a loaf of bread.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's just normal. Let's be normal. An 07 half ton. 157 four wheel drive. Crew cab gas with leather. Bo, you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It has 157,000 miles. Which engine?

[Caller]

It's 6.007 average.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Oh, it's.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's clean. Okay. It's four wheel drive. I will go. I will go. I will go. Does, does, does, does, does, does, does seven grand buy it. No, it's a dude. I mean it's 157,000 mile truck what buys it. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

It's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Why you want so much for 160 grand? Is it. Is it diesel?

[Caller]

No, it's 6.0. Is new tires.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's lifted. How lifted is it? How many you cut off?

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Four inch. Does eight grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, close.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know. Remember I'm. When I say that I've got a check with me like you're done. You get your money. It's over. You don't have to test drive anybody. You don't have to hear about how they can't get financed. I'll buy it. Where are you located?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Put me down for eight grand. Does it have a Louisiana package on it? Because that consists of a whiskey dent, bald tires and a busted windshield.

[Caller]

I guarantee you don't have none of that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Has no Louisiana package. Okay. Eight grand. I'm solid. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800. 8007234 is our calling number. Just go to givemethevin.com if you want your car bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know that only the good die. When you trade your car into the dealership. Guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site. Give me thethevin.com. i'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United [e-mail] you have access to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We've done four already, but now we're still many.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show, Easter weekend.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Howdy, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Howdy, folks.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Dallas, Oklahoma City, of course, Houston, Texas. We've been on the air in Houston longer than any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Baton Rouge. South Louisiana, North Louisiana, Arkansas. All you guys, Oklahoma. Good morning. West Texas, north Texas. Well, 16 stations you want, everywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here, too, but I'm just sort.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Of here to hang out with. Not us. It's just you.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's about John Clay Wolf and. And the squirrel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, everybody. Your old friend Easter bunny.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, Easter Bunny. I've got a Porsche on line one I want to talk about real quick. Hang on. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

This is Brett Bagley. How you doing, Brett?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

My man Brett from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where he was.

[Caller]

Yep. I have one for you, buddy. You got your big boy pants.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I've got my big boy pants on. You know I do.

[Caller]

All right. This is a tough one now.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Caller]

20002016 Porsche 911 GT3RS.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's a hot rod. Does it have one of those huge spoilers on the S end of does.

[Caller]

It's got just over 600 miles.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's MSRP sticker price?

[Caller]

I think was, like. I want to say it was 196.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, $196,000. These cars are weird.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're. They're.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They're very. The sticker price, really, this swings huge. Remember what Phil was saying? Ferrari film. Well, they range between 270 and 310.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like, these Porsches can range between 200 and 250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weird.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Options, options, options. Brett. Brett runs the Porsche store in Baton Rouge at Brian Harris Porsche.

[Caller]

And this is the collector's car. Now, John. Don't. Don't forget about that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I hear you. I hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

See?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. So would the guy. Did you sell it to him?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think we sold it to them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. 198 is list. I know these cars. I've bought a couple of these cars. What color is it?

[Caller]

That's like a blue color.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it blue or is it like purple, purplish blue, Actually, in these exotics like this, the oranges and the Bright greens and the crazy blues Like Minnesota Viking purple. It's okay. It sounds stupid, but these. This is basically an exotic.

[Caller]

Tell you what. Yeah, we don't want to keep it here in Baton Rouge, so you got to give good money for this thing.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

If I bought it back for sticker price, is that good enough? That's 1, 196. Hell, I'll throw more at it. I'll give you 200 grand.

[Caller]

I don't know if that's gonna do it. A guy's trying to get $230,000 for.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It, so he wants 30,000 profit because he bought a blue. A purple Porsche.

[Caller]

Well, limited edition. Only certain people that have the opportunity to buy him, and he's one of.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Them, well, tell him I got a check for two. I got a wire for $200,000 for him if he decides he wants to sell it.

[Caller]

All right. We're trying to make it. We trying to make it happen. So we'll see what happens. And if I get. If I can get it for that, I will. I will let you know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Put me down. Put me down for 203 so y' all can make something.

[Caller]

203 sounds like a winner.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thanks, guys.

[Caller]

All right, bud.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got the Easter Bunny. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, it's not the Easter Bunny. That's Randy. What are you doing? Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everybody, y' all ready for Easter?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yes. Yeah, more like Easter is a lot of fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got kids, ain't you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I do, but John has little kids. He has little ones.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Go out and hide that. Hide them little goodies.

[J.D. Ryan]

The eggs? Yeah, you hide the eggs on the yard.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Eggs?

[J.D. Ryan]

Eggs. No, no, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's just weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not weird.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, we usually hide little baby carrots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baby carrots. I've never heard of that one.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I bet you're wondering why we don't hide nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't you hide nuts? Because you're a chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Listen, it would. First of all, it would take a lot of nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you eat the big ones.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And the thing is, if every chipmunk family got up on Sunday morning, right, and scattered nuts under the tree, right, what would happen? The damn squirrels would lose their minds.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It'd be a riot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because it's April.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're in what we call a seasonal nut lull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Squirrels don't save nuts. They just pick them up where they lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, nuh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't want to subject my kids to that kind of scene, okay? Because a pack of squirrels in a feeding frenzy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Will eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I bet they will.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway. But now, listen, don't broadcast this around or anything, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Won't tell anybody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They think it's the Easter Bunny that does it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, that's what y' all know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

About the Easter Bunny.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the tradition.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's ones that in its innocent lies.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like the Tooth Fairy or the Great Coon or Fox News. No, we always try to make sure the little ones know the real reasons for Easter eggs.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is the real ears. Well, what was. What is the really reason?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Long, long ago. Shirley the Magic Rabbit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She was. She was a rabbit. Her old man Squirrely got killed in a trucking accident.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And she had a very special little bunny rabbit baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And the Great Coon came and said, this little bunny's gonna be cool.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And ye shall call him Bugs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Bugs.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And he had his own TV show for like, 30 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. We saw it, you know. Yeah. Bugs Bunny.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then he got canceled.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, mainly because of the Super Friends, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he came back on the Cartoon Network. He's still around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And now Bugs is famous all over the world. He's even got his own DVDs and everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up, Doc?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And every Easter, Bugs brings baby carrots to all the good little chipmunks. So every Easter, when you get your carrots and feel the joy of springtime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Be thankful for old Bugs Bunny. And call a stranger Doc. All the way till duck season.

[J.D. Ryan]

Till duck season.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy Easter, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Carrots. It's Carrots for everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. He's leaving Carrots on the floor.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Say you call them. We'll bid your car. Just go to givemetheven.com JD Bobbo, myself and Turley will be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Doctor. Doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site. Get givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating Your trade, Real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We've got the guy from the airplane, the Vietnamese doctor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, he's gonna be here in just a second. I want to bid a couple cars real quick and then we'll get to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's such a jerk.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Jeff, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

In my Time of dying. That's it, Turley. That's the great one. This is a great song. It's long, but it's good. Where are you calling from? Jeff.

[Caller]

From Baytown, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Cool. Thanks for tuning in. Does this Lexus. It's a 07. Is 350. Does it have 18? It's a what?

[Caller]

08.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. He had it as a 07. What color is it?

[Caller]

Gray? Silver.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's not a. It's not a F. Right. It's just regular.

[Caller]

Is 350.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it a. Is it a F? What the hell is it called? F Sport?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Does it have chrome wheels? Mark Levinson, sound or navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All three?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. And it's got 100 what on the miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's like 104.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just 10 grand by it?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It would actually go to givemetheven.com. load it up. If it's got a clean carfax, Say, John, hit me at ten grand on the air. Actually, just go to. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and send me your stuff and I'll wrap it up.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thanks. Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 05 Ram 4X4, 160,000 mile diesel. Tom, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Youngsville, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Awesome. Good morning to you, sir.

[Caller]

Good morning to you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What station are you listening to us on?

[Caller]

157.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's out of Lafayette, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, got it. I was down there Thursday, actually in Lafayette. Bought about 20 cars from. From the dealers around there.

[Caller]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Courtesy Group O5 and service. Chevy and Brian Harrison, Baton Rouge. 05 RAM 4 by 4. 163. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

SLP. Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Super clean for the year.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Quad cab or regular cab? Quad. Lifted or stock?

[Caller]

6 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, wow. With airbags, how many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

They're done. The two front ones are done just because of the weight of the engine and the steering. But it's got 37s on method 20s.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So I need to spend 1500 on a new set of skins.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[Caller]

The transmission's weak, so you're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

When you say weak, tell me what weak means. What's it doing?

[Caller]

The band. The clutch band is stretched out. So I did a service on the transmission and it's adjusted all the way out so it. It slips when it's cold.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, probably.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, I mean, that's right. And that leaves me some room to do the training. I mean, it's gonna cost me two dimes to do that. And then I gotta spend 1500 on tires. So really I'll be in this thing, you know, for 13 and a half. Ready?

[Caller]

It's got a straight exhaust on it, too. It's got no catalytic converter. It's got straight bike.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's fine. I mean, I wouldn't expect anything else out of the state of Louisiana.

[Caller]

Well, this is originally a Katy, Texas truck out of San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Also, your voice sounds like North Dakota. Where are you from?

[Caller]

It sounds like Canadian.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah. Is that where, Is that where you're from?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Take off, hoser. So you, you went down to Louisiana to see your. Your native people. I mean, that's where they all came from. French Canadians.

[Caller]

Yeah. Nova Scotia. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go to, Go to, give me the.

[Caller]

VIN for five years.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And then over here, go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say, John, hit me at 10:30. 10,000 on the air. I'll sell it to y' all for 10,000. Here's the pictures. What's next? And we'll get after it.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

The airline, of course, United Airlines been in so much trouble this week with this Dr. David Dow. The words come out. Not only did they throw him off the plane with the bloody and the whole video thing, but they also didn't give.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I've not seen it. Did they get bloody? Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where he got bloody, I'm not quite sure because they're dragging him off the plane by his shoulders and then he comes running back onto the plane, bloodied somehow. In the middle of all that, he says he lost two teeth and a broken nose. How that happened, nobody seems to know. Anyway, so he comes back on the plane all bloody. But anyway, the, the airline. The kicker is the story came out. The airline didn't even give him his bags back.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They really.

[J.D. Ryan]

They left those on the plane, see.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So they like threw his ass out of the bar, whipped his ass and took all his stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

It took his stuff. So he comes running back on the plane. Now he's got. He's a big time lawyered up. And 40 minutes of live TV of that lawyer just grinning ear to ear.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dr. David Dow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Dr. David and Charlie, you've lined him up to join us this morning? Yeah, he's coming in right now. Dr. Dow, hi. Well, actually. Oh, you do have a black eye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who you two say was. Was.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beat up by cops.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were not beat up by the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they dragged me off praying.

[J.D. Ryan]

They dragged. We saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dragging me off. Pray, go back on prank. Back off, pray. Knock out two teeth. Punch me. I in front of my wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd you get your teeth knocked out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Those mall cops rocking my wife were there.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not mall cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Fight in front of my wife is bad Buddhist federal officers with no fight in front of wife or children.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or hot fresh chicken.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What is your. What is your side of this story, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I sit in chair. They say, strap your seatbelt on, right? I strap it on. Then they come and say, ooh, somebody don't get to go. We have rottery fro dice in captain pilot seat. And I pick you, right, Dr. Dow, you get up, get off, right? Leave your wife to us. We take care of her.

[J.D. Ryan]

They asked you to leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said no, I had to go back.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cannot stay in California.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for my system.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good for your system.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they say, yes, you go. We give you $100. $100, no due.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was more. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I think, you know, I could hold out for the money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think you were holding out for the cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Offer me $200.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they went out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I rookie, my wife, she said no, no, off me 400.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it went up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I start to get a real excited.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I seen. I could take maybe fifteen hundred dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thirteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, they get to. They get to eight hundred. I said no. Yeah, they said yes, you get off.

[J.D. Ryan]

They can do that. They can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say yes, you get off. And they knock hat off my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't knock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a cowboy movie. They're calling me out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They ask you to get off a plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to do the cut, but it's too cramped inside United Air. That's why you should fry Deep Brew. Deep Brew next time. What next time I fry Deep Brew.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deep Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep Brew.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aeron, I believe you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you high? No, I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no deep blue airline.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Deep blue air iron.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no Deep Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

You obviously don't fry very much.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's JetBlue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they kick me out my chair, cut my seatbelt, take me out there already. Cry on the brain.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're squealing like a little girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a Shakespeare prey. No, they pouring me out. I'm like my bath. Do you put the duncimo come to the window, right? They take me off praying and beat me up.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't beat you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

They took my wrench.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't take your lunch?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a sandwich in a bag. They took my lunch and my ranch money.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. They did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No rock a Rita key.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why you run back on the the airplane like a screaming little child?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was scared.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were scared to give.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were off to pray and I want to get back on. Okay, well, you're sued him for million dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're all lawyer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Million dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is at least 4 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

4 million. 8 million.

[Radio Announcer]

You guys.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You Asians are tough to negotiate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the way this is going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know you're out bidding yourself.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We've got to go to break. Top of the hour. We're going to lose a few stations right now if we lose you and you're not taking our number four. Go to. We've got the podcast on itunes and the Google Play thing. Go to. Give me the vin.com and this afternoon you can podcast the rest of the show. We will be back on a momento, por favor. Thank y' all and we'll see you with our number four in just a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Begging mercies for the sins Satan laughing spreads his way.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Change Alloy.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

John Bonham. Did we get all your stuff gathered up? Do you enjoy the milkshake and the Mexican girls in the gun?

[John Clay Wolf]

Loving a great time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put the gun down. Just lay it down. You don't know anything about guns. You never even touched it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta play with it. Who's that Chinese bub?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's Dr. Dow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's Easter weekend and we brought John Bonham, back from the dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excitable. We should have given him some of the opium.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I know.

[Caller]

He's real excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had the opium?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I've not had the opium and.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've gotten a satchel and I don't want it.

[J.D. Ryan]

The only.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to smoke it. You snort it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want any opium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you probably eat it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You put the gun down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cookie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good playing with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good stuff. Good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to expand your mind like that. How are you going to play drums in a rock and roll band if you don't eat opium?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, a lot of people do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the only way. It's the only way to fly. Ask Keith Riches.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he'll tell you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Benny Voyles, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning to you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are you coming from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Granbury, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What part of the world is that in?

[Caller]

Well, only thing I know I'll tell you is close to Weatherford and it's about two hours south of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Weatherford, Granbury?

[Caller]

Yeah, we just moved here. Me and my son and daughter in law from Ohio. We've been here since first week in September.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

How many miles are on your Saturn?

[Caller]

20,100.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it says it's a Ultra?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Hatchback and Saturn Ultra.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There's an Astra aura and isn't there or Ion. There's no Ultra.

[Caller]

Okay, I got it wrong. I got short term memory loss.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's okay. What do you think it is? It's hard to bid it if I don't know what it is.

[Caller]

Let me take a quick look.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's gonna look at the car real quick. John, hold on to the phone. Hang on just a second. Hold my beer Junior.

[Caller]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is this Paul? Those step brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey Benny, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It'll bid it for you. I want to buy it. Okay, okay, thanks. Go to givemetheven.com Good Lord Almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he my step brother? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Chris Horn FX2 78,000 mile two wheel drive. Is it leather roof and nav.

[Caller]

Oh, I'm sorry I had y' all speaker. Say again.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is your truck leather roof and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, yes and yes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay and it's a 78,000 mile 13 model, two wheel drive FX2 correct. Cool. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Six cylinder or the EcoBoost.

[Caller]

It's the V850.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Got it. It's got all the gear on it. Clean carfax. I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give. Of 20. 20. 23 grand.

[Caller]

23.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right.

[Caller]

Does that. I know when I first bought it, it had a couple upgrades. As far as the packages on the outside, everything smoked out. The smoked out rim smoked out.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Front and tail light sounds like Bobbo's car all smoked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. Well, are we close at 23?

[Caller]

Yeah, I guess so. We. I think the last time I looked a few months ago on Kelly Blue Book, it said about 25 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

See what we call Kelly. Kelly Blue Balls. Because Kelly will always leave you wanting more, and she never delivers. We write a check. We write a check. I'll give 23. I may give 23 and a half, and I may even go to 24 if it's.

[Caller]

I could do that. Where's your office?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Camp buoy.

[Caller]

Oh, is it?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Tell the guys, hey, I'm gonna swing it over and let you look at it. Or just send us some pictures. We'll do it over the phone. Either way, it's your call.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thanks, man. I want to buy it. I want to buy 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. John Claywell.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning. We have some business to attend to.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and I. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Business meeting. So let's start with your car. You bought a car from us. Are you happy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Love the Caddy. Love it, love it. It runs like a champ.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like a scalded ass dog. Just smooth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never owned a Cadillac in my life. It just. It's a great vehicle, the srx. I can't speak highly enough about it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so the. The car, things Handled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Handled. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Your son totaled his car?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yep. Does he need any more assistance on that?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gonna look this week, if that's possible.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Y' all gonna go out to the auction, look for inventory? That's possible. That's very possible. Okay. You know how to handle that? Yep. The boat, the boat, the boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about the boat?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is the boat sold?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Oh, real close.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got two or three people very interested. They're sort of circling like little sharks.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Took a wire on a deposit yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

We. Well, that's a very long story. I don't Know whether you want to get that on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are they from?

[J.D. Ryan]

They are. Well, they're not from this country.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Is it Nigeria? Is he Nigerian? He wanted to send us money. We sent it back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, no, no, no. He is from here and had brought his kids out. This is the guy. If you want me to say. I'll just say the whole thing. He wanted to. He wanted to buy it sight unseen for X number of dollars. And I said, cool. So we show up. Well, it's not really sight unseen. He brings his family, his kids. He wants to take the boat out. And I just didn't plan for all that. So he wants to now have a mechanic come out. He's just one of these guys that said easy, simple. Now it's not so easy and simple. I get a little. Just a tiny dose of what you deal with on a daily basis. I'm gonna punch this guy and knock him off the boat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So this is the guy that JD Calls me. Will you take X for the boat side unseen? He's ready. I think he's a dealer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Done, done, done. Nobody who else would want to buy a boat sight unseen, right?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So. So then.

[J.D. Ryan]

But a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Now you had a guy fly in from Seattle to see the boat, another guy, and he forgot to tell you that he had three other appointments, Right. In Dallas, Fort Worth to go look at other boats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So this guy was serious, though. He paid to have the boat lifted up. We took it over to Marina, lifted out, looked at the out drives. He was very serious. He paid 300 bucks to have the boat looked at. All right, so he was.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Did he buy the one in Louisville?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not. He bought one in California.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So he did buy one.

[J.D. Ryan]

He bought a boat. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He flew around the country looking for. And it's not a yacht, it's a boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Him and his wife are real adventurous. They're the kind of people that got a lot of money and they're just playing and they. And he flew in on miles, so it didn't cost him anything.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just real fun. I spent four hours on the lake with them. Trust me, I know everything. Four freaking hours.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So are you going to take it out tomorrow and have fun now that you know how to operate it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I know how to operate it. Yeah, sure, I will. Yeah. If the weather behaves.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So the trim tab on one side is not working properly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right. And that. What's it cost to fix it? 300 or 800?

[J.D. Ryan]

Something like 300 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. And it will Keep it from getting on a plane. Remember what I said about putting too much gas, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to stop. You're not helping me sell the boat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, so the guy that sat unseen, did he bring his check with him?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He had a check.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll show you a picture of it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir. It's got your name on it. I am not. Not kidding you. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And this was losing only 10,000 on the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's. Look at the. There's a picture of the check.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is this the Seattle guy or this?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this is the guy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This is the guy that Get a cashier's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cashier's check with your name on it with the number we agreed on.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm glad he didn't send me that. I would have. So. So he got to the boat and now he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now he brought his kids down. They're running all over the. Wow. I want a mechanic to look at it. I'm like, okay, that's not really what you said. But he brought a cashier. He brought a cashier's check with him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So do we need to bring in a closer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably so. Okay, you got somebody. You could break some legs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Throw one of his kids in the lake. That would have done it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So when he got to looking at it, he just. Why didn't he give you the check? Why didn't you get the check? He had the check. Always be closing.

[J.D. Ryan]

As I'm walking away, I can hear John screaming in my head, oh, he's me.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, just. I mean, we're giving it away to the guy. Just giving it to him for free.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It's a $10,000 loss at that figure. And he's. Now. Now he wants.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now he wants a.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Now he wants to know what's on your dessert menu.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants to know what happened. He brought a friend with him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's okay. That's called a third basement third.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

There's a name for the third baseman. The. The. The expert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. That's the guy he brought with him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And that guy's got to prove himself or he. He wouldn't come.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, is the guy g. Is he straight?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're all straight. Yeah, they're both straight. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Cuz if he was gay, then. Then I just say forget the whole thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Not just because it'll never end. No, it'll never end.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he was happy with the way the boat looks. He just wants a mechanic to look at it, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Why don't you have him call our mechanic?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. And then they're set up to go out either today or tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Look at it now. Did you preface. Do I need to talk to the mechanic? Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The boat starts and runs and it runs great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything's perfect. I took it out for four hours the other day. It's great.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Generator, air conditioner, everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Air, radio, you name it. Everything works great.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I. I think you should go out on it tomorrow. Easter. I will.

[J.D. Ryan]

If the weather. If the weather haves morning. It looks like it might in Dallas Forth. It might rain.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That boat almost got me a divorce.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, you're just going for broke here on the radio, aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I can't really take the. I can't. It has a bad omen, so I can't like, hey, everybody, let's go out on the boat. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you've had. You've had everybody out since then.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Okay. I thought you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like to be on that boat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why you go JD tomorrow and nobody says, hey, Bobo, take the boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Bobbo, you want to take the boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. You got any girls?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we. You know, the cool part about a boat is you don't have to have them. When you get there, they will get on the boat with you.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really? Oh, Easter weekend. A real big trolling weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big trolling weekend? Yeah. You leave the. You leave the wife and the kids looking for eggs and you go look for eggs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Like the next son of a spot.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go look for candy, if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know what I mean.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Candy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

While your kid goes Easter egg hunting, you go on a boat ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

John. Good morning. What city are you calling from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Baton Rouge. 08 Soul street is 81,000 miles. Is it the. The GXP Turbo or the regular one?

[Caller]

It's the regular one.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Almost mint.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, mint. So does it have the high chrome wheels or the steel or the normal alloys?

[Caller]

It's got the high polished aluminum alloys.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black. With a black roof.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I think it's $4,500. $4,500?

[Caller]

No, I can't sell it for that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That's what I've been given for them. I bought a lot of them. I'm. And that, that's why I'm talking so nonchalant to you. I'm pretty tuned in on that market now. The GXP Turbo with like good miles were like 30 I gave 10 grand for one of those Wednesday. But the 060708 Solstice with miles over 50, they're 4 to 6 grand. And I can't give 6 grand with 1 with 80. If it had 50 on it, I'd give 6 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

No, I can't tell it for that. Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800. 800. 723 4. I'll buy the market and I'll sell the market. I know the market and I'll buy the high side of the market. But I can't pay retail.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Because I wouldn't be in business very long. How much money do you make on these cars? 300 bucks a piece of. There's no way. Promise?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. If you do it because you buy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

250 of them a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Speaking of people that are making money and people that are trying to get money on this show, Tony Romo's dad now has a sponsor. We got to do this after the break.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, actually, I think we're doing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next week of next week. I didn't know that. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thanks for listening to us before. Checked out. Are you. Are you ill?

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't slept well. Well, all week. Long story. I was in a car accident. My shoulder hurts. I'm not sneaking. No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same one four weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but it's getting worse.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Is it real? Because it's not just me. So you're telling. I had a snowmobile accident last. When were we up there? Christmas time. And when I roll over on my side, I cracked a rib. It still hurts. Okay. I was. This is sad. I was at a beer guzzling like an old school frat party. Old man deal we go. And at the end of it, there was a tie on one of the. On on the competition. And we had an arm wrestling contest to finish it. And I got hung up with this guy for, you know, 60 seconds, two minutes hard count, pushing, giving it all I had. It might. That was a month ago. My freaking arm still hurts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, no, it's fine. But why can't. I mean I. Getting sore is fine, but the recovery time. What's up?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're getting older. It just takes longer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't eat well, you don't sleep well, you travel all the time. You just don't take care of yourself. It takes longer.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I do eat well and I do sleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

The kid that broke his leg last night at my house, Badly. Right on my kid's mini bike, right? His dad, they. They set his femur last night, put a rod in it. He is up on crutches walking already. This morning his dad sent me a picture.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd be down for a year.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'd be down for a year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds me like you two need a big old fat joint. Hey, y', all, this is Representative Buster Dick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Well, you. As you get older, it takes longer to recover, right, buster?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You know, 800. 800 radio is the calling number. If you want to bid on your rigor. Just go to givemetheven.com and our system will automatically bid it right there. Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you what I know here in the federal government wise, bombs is flying.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are some bombs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn them sand people's kind of out there, man. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Star wars appropriate. There's around the corner and then there is down the lane. And them boys are way, way far down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, way out there. Right? So we dropped them. We dropped the big bomb on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody dropping bombs.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old Trump is probably not the one making those decisions, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't think so? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean. He's like the Jar Jar Banks of that equation. Okay, I never thought of it that way. I believe it's probably old Mad Dog. Mad is doing all the fabricating in the metal shop of American military policy these days.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're probably right. He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, you know, if it keeps the whiskey flowing. How about her roll, baby?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that how you guys look at it in the government?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm just glad are you channeling your inner lindy par?

[J.D. Ryan]

There sure is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just glad damn old Ted Cruz ain't come out saying rah rah for the team, you know, like he does little carpet bagger. Well, God, the good people of the USA need to be safe from Obamacare and evil banking restrictions and the sand people, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

The sand? I don't believe he said that. I don't believe that was appropriate, nor did he ever say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me put a word out out here, okay?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just in case he's. Hey, Ted, you listening? Oh, this is your State House Representative Buster Dicks, and I am the bomb. Okay, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're the bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it easy. Y' all don't worry about nothing going on in the world. Old government's got her done. Even if they don't get her done, ain't gonna land in Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's all right. Not gonna happen here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got a neighbor picture. Peace neck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Peace neck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Left wing Democrat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got more guns than I do.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Texas, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is true. My florist has a gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

His dog bit my daughter here a couple years ago. Okay, they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay? It happened.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

It did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I forgive him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, that's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gonna throw a bomb at him like a damn Tuscan raiders. Drive my land speeders over there. Give me back my droids.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You been hanging out with Bobbo and the oregano?

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to smoke a big fat dog leg. Hooter. Janie Ryan, I've never seen you sit pent up. I'm a little t. Car crashes four weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it's gotten worse. It's my shoulders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got buy you a little rum? Have a coke and a smile and relax.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm trying to, buster. I'm not chilled like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dick's out.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back with 45 minutes more of this insanity on the Easter holiday weekend. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Get back, honky cat better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck [e-mail] I'm so confident in my pricing of your truck that if I don't beat a valid CarMax off offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5 CarMax. Offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemetheven.com smokes them every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it is the Led Zeppelin weekend. We bought. Brought John Bonham Sir John back from the dead. Resurrected him for Easter weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Randy's singing along with the song.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Randy the Chipmunk. John, are you there, there? Bonzo? Bonzo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bonzo falling asleep a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's taking a nap.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, I had a question for you. Thanks again for joining us this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the show, having a great time.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Tell me about this song. What are y' all singing about in this song? You got a woman that can't be true.

[John Clay Wolf]

She can't be true. You know, like that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She likes the Bobs.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gone out. She's got one in the morning, one at night time, one in the middle of the afternoon. Like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Multiple men.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you say in America? She's like a loose girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was this somebody's girl or did y' all just.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got so much love. She's laughing or get a little on you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Open all hours. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you like Denny's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like spider. Like a large mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cat bass. You got a cat bass?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Catfish. Catfish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catfish.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Catfish.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet they're nice now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was this song inspired by a real life situation?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. It was easy like that. Paul McCartney used to go with a girl named Jane Asher. And he loved her to death. You know a lot of the songs in fact in success. 64, 65 from the holidays. Now having that cat by me love.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's singing about Jane Ash. What Paul didn't know she was a total. Really how she's done us all. She's done us all, many at the same time. Some of me mates. It was Keith Richard. Yeah, and what was his name? The stone guy. No problem. Was swimming for Branch Angst. Carly's been dead for 40 years. Remember?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Brian Jones found him at the bottom of the swimming pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did find him in the bottom of the swimming pool, you know. You remember that, right? Right after he quits the band. That's why I don't remember his name. It's so sad. She's doing him and Keith plus Keith Moon from you, Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood. Steve Winwood was 12 years old at the time. Just a total bloody whole Oregon. Paul had no idea. He buys a jewelry, takes her out London swinging clubs, you know. And Ringo's like, I don't know if you should take her out anymore, Paul. Like he says that's ever ingo. See, probably doesn't sound like that. You said it all over but she looked good. You know, she could where she was wearing those trick bras before and I think she made him herself.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hey, Bonham, I've got to grab this Mustang GT real quick. All right. Troy, good morning, you're on the air. Troy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Liberty, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know where that be right outside of Beaumont. A15 Mustang. Is it a GT?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it a convertible?

[Caller]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, which package is on it?

[Caller]

Premium navigation. Navigation. It's got leather seats, but it's the brown rawhide colored leather seat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it recaro seats?

[Caller]

No, sir. No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, do you know, if it's what they call a premium package.

[Caller]

It is a premium. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is it stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Is it 19 or 20 inch wheel or. 18?

[Caller]

20.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay. Got all the goodies. All right. What color is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Caller]

It's a black.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

And it has 31,000 miles with a clean Carfax. I'll give 25 grand.

[Caller]

25? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You want to sell it? Yeah. You want to sell it to me?

[Caller]

I. I was hoping. I was hoping to get a little more. Can you do 26?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm hoping to get a little more, too.

[Caller]

Funny man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

If I give you 26, I'm cutting myself out. See, I gotta ship it up here to Dallas from Liberty. So that's cost me 200. I gotta send somebody to your house to pick it up and pay you. That cost me 70 bucks. Then I've got to detail it. I'm gonna get 25, 750 for this car in my auction lane, and I gotta pay them 150 to sell it.

[Caller]

Well, 25's pretty close to what I'm looking for. Can I think about it?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Absolutely. You can do whatever you want. Go to givemetheven.com. put it in there. Say, John, bid me at 25. Here's the pictures of the car. Please confirm. We'll email you the offer letter and then send you a checklist of what we need. We need about eight pictures and then your payoff information, if there is one. If not, just copy your driver's license and a copy of the title. Just take photos of it, send it to logistics, they'll contact you. Send their drivers over there with payments, and you're done.

[Caller]

All right, cool, man. Love. Love the show. Me and my girlfriend love your show.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thanks, dude. Later. 800. 800-7234. What you say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. Look me where I fart. I didn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Why do you. I don't want to lick you. I didn't say anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why you say that on the radio? You nasty. That's nasty, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He's back running around, Reverend.

[Caller]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Running around those little girls, is he, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's back talking about farting and licking.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't say any of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoking smoke cocaine, wearing miniscirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't do any of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going on Easter Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You should. You should.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You need to give us a blessing, Reverend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should be careful about the state of your soul, brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

My soul's in grace.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard you talking about dragging that Pole Chinese man off of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he just. What a little wheezer he was thinking lawsuit from the moment that started.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But sometimes as a Christian.

[J.D. Ryan]

As a Christian. As a Christian, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to ask yourself, what would Garth Brooks do? You know, what does Garth Brooks have.

[J.D. Ryan]

To do with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's humanitarian.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

These people already been through too much. They've been on an airplane to pay for a ticket just like you done. The guys come back and say he got to get off the plane. And they beat his ass. Beat his ass two times, knock his teeth out, take him off the plane. He gets back on the plane.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to be the ass again. Little ladies in the crowd sitting in their seats all strapped and say, oh, my God. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Is that how it is in America now? I go to McDonald's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

What the hell?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't we get to McDonald's and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They still got the breakfast menu up, right? And I don't want no breakfast menu.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're not gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gonna be. You gonna eat that egg McMuffin, boy. Get in there, eat that egg muffin. You don't have a hash brown. You don't have a hash brown.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody's going to do that to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going beat my ass and feed me a hash brown.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a federally licensed aircraft, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But a corporation can't treat a private.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're learning that. United's learning that the hard way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd have been on that plane.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you going to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I may be in jail today. I might have take a shot at those mall cops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

First of all, they're not mall cops. They're federal police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got no guns.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to Jesus? I thought, what would Jesus do? Would he take a pop at a police officer?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I changed it to Garth Brooks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you said you were gonna do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you know, Jesus ain't all meek and mild.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus run the thieves out the temple.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm talking about. These corporations treat private citizens this way. They, the thieves need to be pushed at the temple. The temple of the Lord. The temple of God. Home of God.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know why Keep getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll teach us Sunday. Don't be thinking about chocolate and rabbits. And I know you did. I know you done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you did. I like chocolate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be thinking about the Lord. And Chinese people belong on a plane that they paid the ticket for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vietnamese, first of all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if they do this to you? Is it okay then get off the airplane? It's not okay. Then you probably pop a cab, go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buy your own airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd be crazy acting crazy with these small cop policemen on the airplane. Lord, Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is their airplane. They can say who rides. Get off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make me want to dip my chicken fry steak.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800-800-7234. Is the call in number? I have no idea what I'm listening to. I like you might be entertained.

[John Clay Wolf]

We cooking now. Speaking of, give me some gravy, baby.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Entertainment. Do you want to hear the new United Airlines commercial? Absolutely, Turley. Wow. We're United Airlines.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You do what we say, when we say, and there won't be a problem, Capiche? If we say you fly, you fly.

[J.D. Ryan]

If not, tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Look at what you did to him.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Give us a problem and we'll drag your ass off the plane. And this will beat you so badly, you'll be using your own face as a flotation device. United States Airline. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

That was on Jimmy Kimmel. Do you still have that clip handy of the guy screaming? Oh, yeah. I want to hear that again.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Can't they run a car for the.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Pilots and have them drive?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, my God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, my God. No.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Now he's being dragged. Beat him up, Marshall. They grabbed and they slammed his air marshal.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are not air marshals. These were not air marshals.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were police officers.

[John Clay Wolf]

These were airport police.

[J.D. Ryan]

Police. They were private security. They're not private security. They're city police. No, they're not. They're city police officers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wasn't there, and I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, leave that poor fell alone.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Anyway, they. When they picked him up, they slammed his face against the side of.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had it coming. You don't. You don't resist.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do resist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't resist oppression.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, and his glasses are all down. He leaves them there. This guy was thinking lawsuit from the minute this started.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He never moved. He wasn't resisting. Is he. Is he a citizen? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I didn't know he was a U. S. Citizen.

[J.D. Ryan]

As a u. S. Citizen, if you're.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Not a U.S. citizen.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's also been convicted of trading sex for drugs as his doctor a few years ago.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

He hasn't done that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been convicted of driving 40 in a 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's a little different than trading drugs for sex when you're a doctor. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you know what I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

That came Out a couple days later, he's done.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

JP Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. How are y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, all right, all right. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

All right, I have a 2009 Dodge Ram 1500 single cab with the six foot bed, two wheel drive, gas, 3.7 liter.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is the six foot the short bed or the long bed?

[Caller]

That is the. It's not the long bed. It's not the extended bed. It's the regular.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Okay, so it's a. It's one of the other. The long bed's not worth near as much as the short bed because it's got no street desirability. It's just like a parts truck. Yes, sir. Is this a ST or an slt?

[Caller]

It's a tradesman. It is the manual locks and windows. It's got nothing.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Yeah, it's five grand, I think.

[Caller]

Yeah, but here's. Here's the thing. The only thing that's still stock on it is the engine. It's got XD series, 17 inch rims. It's got a 50 inch straight LED bar, train horn. It's got all kinds of.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You sound extremely white and. You sound extremely white and vanilla. Just cool. Dude. To have a normal demeanor, to have all this, I mean, it sounds like you went to Chief Auto Parts and bought everything they offered.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I went to Kirk's customs here in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even better.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Go to givemetheven.com, send us some pictures. Let me visualize this. Let me see what we're talking about. This is like a girl telling me how. How pretty she. She sounds very, very normal. Like on a scale of 1 to 10, she sounds like a 3. And she's trying to tell me she's an 8. I need to see a picture. A current picture. Not a high school. Not a high school photo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Glamour shot.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

All right, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. Steve, this diesel truck. So it's a extended cab, two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Long bed. But it's got decent miles for the year. It's got the good engine in it and it's. Is it a lariat or an xlt with leather added?

[Caller]

Lariat.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge. Gonzalez, south of Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

On a scale of 1 to 10, what have you got? How nice.

[Caller]

Oh, I'd say about a nine and a half to a ten.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know I'd give five grand. I might give more. If you'll go to givemetheven.com, send me some pictures. Of it. I'll get on it.

[Caller]

Okay. I appreciate it, man.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Thank you. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com. be right back. Up the ground. It's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us your car.

[Caller]

Now.

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[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Tangerine, Tangerine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number nine.

[Caller]

Number nine.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Was this almost famous? Yeah, that was a great movie. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. Happy Easter, Babo, JD Ryan, Turley, all of us, happy Easter weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Taking the kids, doing a big Easter egg.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Nothing. I mean, my wife, I'm sure she's playing something.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure she is. Now she, she's on speed. She's probably hiding eggs up on top of the trees. Neighbor's house. I got an extension cord so I could vacuum the neighbor's house.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I got an extension cord so I could vacuum the neighbor's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to go running, but I couldn't find my shoes. I thought maybe I left my shoes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I've been running a lot.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Maybe I left my shoes down the langle. I got take my time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll come back and get them later. But I can't remember where I left them because I left my shoes.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

My wife got on some diet pills and prescribed and I told her she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to be zooming a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still does not need to diet.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Well, she's been working out really hard. Yeah, like crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

But see, that can do. They can bring muscle and not lose pounds.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're in better shape.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

She's got all the pros working with her. Trust me, I'm paying for it. You're paying for it. But she's been doing it. I mean, she getting up at 4:00am still working out, going back at noon, working out, going back at 4:00', clock, working out three times a day. I mean, like camp. Yeah. And she'd been doing it for a month. She's like, this is crazy. Or six weeks. We. I mean. So she went to the doctor to get checked, and they said, you know, it's just the way your body is. Why don't you try some of these? And I was like, you know, that's gonna zoom you up. And she took it to her trainer, said, what do you think? She said, yeah, this will get the weight off. Yep. This will work.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You won't sleep for a year, but it'll work. Now, what were you saying about United States?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're like, stop. Stock took a major. I mean, it's just. It's. It's about, what, a billion dollars?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

$600 million.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They lost $600 million in stock price.

[J.D. Ryan]

They could have given everyone on that airplane a free flight for life.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

6.

[J.D. Ryan]

And really come out ahead. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy, the stock price.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

They just hired a new PR firm, I guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would you like that job? How would you like that gig? Hey, good news and bad news. We have a new client. Bad news is it's United anyway, so it's. Yeah, it's just. It's a shame because it's United States. Decision of a very few people. Very bad decisions by very few people across the entire airline.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm gonna buy United stock Monday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, too.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I mean, that's absolutely. There's no way. That's not gonna work.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd fly with them tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the deal, though?

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Sounds like they don't take a bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of s. I was telling Turley this. I've been really ignorant of this policy, though. Like, when you're. When you've bought your ticket, you're on the flight, Right. They can overbook the flight if they have employees that need to ride. They have a lottery to pick who gets off the plane. And they recompensate you. I'd never heard anything about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's very common. It happens literally every day. I came out of Atlanta on Delta one time. They offered me $1,000. I said, and a hotel room for the night. I said, yes. I flew the next two times for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your money back for the ticket?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. You fly free, they give you a thousand bucks on a hotel room.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm totally ignorant of that. Now. Do you have to do it, though?

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't have to do it, no. But if it gets down to the point where no one's budging, what they should have Done is keep upping the ante until somebody said yes. They stopped at 800 bucks, and nobody had said yes yet. So they did the lottery, which was.

[John Clay Wolf]

The mistake, and drug him off the plane.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the mistake.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't think that's. That's proper. Clearly, that was application of that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning, you're on the air. Who this be? Hello, you're on the air. Hello? No, it's actually you. You're on the air. All right, I'm gonna put you on. Hold on. Grab this other one and put them right on the air. I don't care. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

2, 8, 3.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. I used to date her.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I'm scaring them. I'm. I'm jumping the. I'm going screenless. I'm jumping the calls and scaring them. It's locking them up. Sorry, guys. I didn't mean to. Now, what Was your top 10? We didn't even get to it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me go get Casey. Hang on a minute. Casey. Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Hi, Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a beautiful Easter morning. We have the top 10 things. Now, these are, of course, you have your regular candy for the kids. Well, these are the top 10 worst candies you may not want to bring to the kids for Easter. You ready? Here are the top 10 things you don't want to find in your Easter basket. And we start off with the Cadbury Bunny Poop eggs. You don't want those. Those are not good. Actual buttered fingers. Nope. Rush Limbaugh's Schizoid Skittles, Almond Joy juice.

[Caller]

Number six, licorice.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why Casey didn't want to do it. Number malted mink balls.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pick your own candy corn. Sweet farts, sweet farts, Marshmallow poops, and these whoppers melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

J.D. i'm gonna guess that you didn't write this. You got this online.

[J.D. Ryan]

I actually. Unfortunately, Casey wrote this one. Keep your feet in the ground to keep reaching for the stars, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

You were having a B. Did you ride it while you're on the pod?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Casey's had a bad week. He apologizes to everyone who was offended.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Good morning, L.A. baton Rouge, Lafayette. N.S. lake Charles. New affiliate, classic rock station Lake Charles, Beaumont, Houston. Abilene on the bear. Witcha Falls. Balls on the bear. Nash FM up in Amarillo. Fort Smith. Is it Fort Smith, Arkansas. And then we've got the keg, KKG on Northwest Arkansas riding along with us on this last segment of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Arkansas. Randy the Chipmunk Buster Dicks. I'd like to talk to Rush Limbaugh one more time. If he's on the ic, he's sitting there. Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was always. I've got the line open all the time. You're having a really bit of a substandard show. It sounds like you've got lots of foreigners.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Lots of foreigners. Rush, I really want to get your take on the. The politics at hand. We have ships pulling up to North Korea, threatening. We have China saying we're gonna back the States. And then. Yes. They say, don't start any S or blood's gonna spill all over the place. I mean, you know more about this stuff than I. What are we. Should we be worried? Should we be in a state of alarm?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see if I can draw. Look, a bit of a parallel. There's a classic film and it's a bit of a serious dramatic presentation. I'm not sure if you've seen it or not. It was called Friday starring Ice Cube.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that's necessary.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a character named Devo. Yes, Very much like our own Kim Jong Un, the diabolical leader of North Korea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Diabolical.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the end of the film. But look, he picks on Ice Cube and also his friend who played the other guy in that.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Chris Tucker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris Tucker. I'm riding a damn dirty ass trunk. Chris Tucker picks on him the whole movie. By the end of the movie, movie, they've had enough of Devo and Devo gets knocked the hell out.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's gonna happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm afraid there may be something like that on the horizon for Kim Jong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Un even when you do knock him out. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How could you tell? He's already swollen.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Korean people are gonna clap for him anyway. It could be a very long. Do you know how many Koreans there are?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Millions and millions of them. The only saving grace.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they going to overthrow it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The only thing that makes him easy to take down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

In my reckoning, is that in Korea, they're so far in the past, they live so far in the past that everything in real life in Korea actually occurs in black and white.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. It's just like a Twilight Zone episode.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Picture a man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Signpost of ahead. Korea. Zone. I think we could take them.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't have the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

I know. We can take them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we. We took Iraq in something like six hours. Do they the first time are they.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Is the whole thing. They want to throw a nuke at South Korea.

[J.D. Ryan]

They want to test on South Korea.

[John Clay Wolf]

South Korea, Tokyo, Malaysia, New Zealand.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're going to nuclear testing. And we're saying episode. You do that. We're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We're gonna what?

[Caller]

We're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

We're gonna what?

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna drop the bomb on you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Just like the gap band in 1977.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

So.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we've already done it this week once. So it's not like it's out of the realm of possibility.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Where would we drop the bomb on North Korea?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not even. I really don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pingyong.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if that's not the name of it, it's gotta be damned close.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

This will go down in the history books. Is the war that was started on Twitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pingyong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Punk Boy, you're so right.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Now is it General Joe that operation General Joe's Chicken?

[John Clay Wolf]

General Toes. General Toes. I think it is.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

800. Well, don't call us because we're getting ready to be off in 15 seconds. But go to givemetheven.com Joe, I see you sitting there. Go to givemetheven.com Load up your car. I'm going to keep the automation on all week. And we're automatically bid your car real time. You'll know exactly what we'll give for it. We'll be right. No, we won't. We'll be back Saturday. Happy Easter, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Locker out. I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf (Host/Main Speaker)]

Time is money. Let's get it.

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