#93 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #93 Summary

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Cohosts: JD Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, plus recurring cast and callers

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Episode Overview

Episode #93 of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings another high-energy, freewheeling Saturday morning packed with comedy, car talk, rock & roll, irreverent banter, and a dash of workplace satire. Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, the crew holds court on live radio, fielding car sales calls, riffing on pop culture, embracing (and roasting) over-the-top personalities, and swapping memorable stories about listeners and show regulars. The show maintains its signature blend of wild antics, unfiltered humor, and real-world car business, making for a ride that’s both unpredictable and engaging.

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Highlighted Segments & Key Discussions

1. Leaf Blower Feud & Saturday Studio Chaos

[00:53–04:01]

• John opens with an ongoing conflict with a "fence jumper" leaf blower operator, whose Saturday morning noise disrupts the broadcast.
• Jokes and playful threats abound, with the team debating if confrontation or kindness works better.
• Quote:
  • John: “Listen, dude, we’re live on air. I don’t need you running your leaf blower...stay away from the back or I’m gonna send somebody down to rip that leaf blower off your back and run it over with a car.” [01:06]

2. Workweek Reflections & “420” Absenteeism

[03:00–04:50, again 14:24–16:05, 63:04–65:56]

• Bobbo shares his week—a haze of routine, possibly extended 4/20 celebrations.
• Discussion of increased weed use and the normalization of 4/20 as a holiday.
• JD laments flaky “boat people” and high absentee rates on 4/20, including staff leaving messages on the answer machine in various states of inebriation.
• Quote:
  • Turley: “We don't drug test you, but we did have other employees call in...left messages on our answering machine.” [14:44]

3. Comedy Sketch: Ramiro Romo’s “Assburgers” PSA

[07:33–13:36]

• Bobbo (as Ramiro Romo, Tony Romo’s fictional dad) delivers a parody PSA confusing “Asperger’s” with “ass burgers,” lampooning drug ads.
• Over-the-top descriptions, mock side effects, and running gags about junk food and weight.
• Quote:
  • Bobbo: “That’s why Tony and many others have talked to their doctor about trying the new Formula 69 from Heinz...Side effects may include leakage...and being swallowed by dogs.” [11:09]
• The team riff further on “ass burgers,” turning it into a running joke about fast food and body shape.

4. Live Car Bidding & Listeners’ Calls

[18:00 onward, throughout episode]

• John takes rapid-fire calls from nationwide listeners wanting appraisals or to sell cars. Real-time live negotiation is the backbone here, e.g.:
  • 200k mile Ford, several high-mile trades, a 2015 Honda Odyssey Swagger Wagon (which John outbids Carmax on-air), classic cars, sports cars, and more.
  • Brings up regional differences and market realities (“If it has rust, I need to know!”).
• Quote:
  • John: “We’re live in Texas but we have guys all over the country. Different offices that will pick up your car. Go to givemethevin.com—we’ll buy it, check in hand.” [16:09]

5. Industry Stories, Workplace Archetypes, and Strip Club DJ

[29:06–32:42, again at 76:53–82:08]

• Colorful anecdotes about former colleague “strip club DJ”, his eclectic cast of associates, and Louisiana living.
• Discussion of his struggles with city life and mental health, including paranoia around surveillance, and his mom ("Mama Lil") confirming struggles and meds.
• The segment is a mix of authenticity and dark humor—with affection for the former show member, now too anxious for city work.
• Quote:
  • John: “He broke his leg delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut two years ago, but he got the pizza to the door...he didn’t drop the ball across the finish line.” [31:50]

6. Celebrity and Political Satire: Bill O’Reilly, Fox News, & Top 10 Tweets

[27:22–28:45, 70:45–76:15]

• The crew riffs on Bill O’Reilly’s firing over harassment allegations.
• Casey Kasem style Top 10 segment delivers best tweets mocking the scandal.
• Quotes:
  • JD: “He was fired due to sexual harassment against women. He’s planning his new book, Killing…Time.” [75:20]
  • Bobbo as Rush Limbaugh: “Now, this is just a theory, but like a lot of brilliant minded conservatives, the sight of Sarah Palin just blew his mind.” [87:55]

7. Cars, Dealers, and Business Behind the Scenes

[43:33–50:26, 105:46–107:53]

• John on unreliable (especially certain Ford engines), appraisal realities, the law of “car worth equals payoff,” and how dealers try to skate or lowball.
• Tangents about dealership loyalty, the car auction process, and how the show merges entertainment with car business.
• “Vanorama”/spring is the best time to sell minivans, convertibles, etc.
• Quote:
  • John: “When you have a real car to sell, please contact us...Unfortunately your automobile does not fit our matrix at this time because it’s a pile of crap.” [93:08]

8. Recurring Comedy Bits & Podcast Plugs

• “White, Black, Latino, or Other”: Guess the ethnicity based on listener-submitted crazy news story—DJ Pre K joins for added flavor. [128:24–133:13]
• Son of a ______ ads: Fake “most interesting man” spoofs with working-class Texas flair.
• Randy the Chipmunk: Squirrel/Chipmunk ongoing stoner gags and Earth Day jokes.
• Quote:
  • Randy: “They got these African squirrels, these meerkats. I don’t know if you’ve heard this, but a meerkat will eat your ass.” [101:22]

9. Product Reviews & Ride of the Week

[106:02–107:53, 111:10–116:13]

• Review of the new Volvo S90: “Volvo built a beautiful car this round…people pulling up, waving me down to talk about it…nice job.”
• Uncle Roy reviews the Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro—complaints about lack of legroom and rough ride, leading to a tongue-in-cheek “swap for a Mercedes SL” by episode’s end.
• Quote:
  • Uncle Roy: “There’s no room in there. I could never get comfortable. I mean, there’s no leg room, not enough body room. The transmission…the steady shifting, I don’t like that.” [112:23]

10. Community & Call-In Dynamics

• The hosts frequently shout out listeners across states, encourage “shout outs” from calling cities, and express delight at the show’s reach via streamers, XM, and radio syndication.
• Emphasis on the live, community vibe—“We’re the only ass burgers that are stupid enough to get up and actually do this live.”

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On negotiating cars (on a 2015 Odyssey):
  • "I’ll give you $28,000. I’m gonna beat CarMax by a thousand, just like I always promise I’ll do." (22:27)
• On former colleagues ("Strip Club DJ"):
  • "My psychiatrist said it’s not good for me to be in the city because it enhances my delusions. The traffic cameras set me off." (31:02)
• On Fox News firing scandals:
  • "For screwing five women. Five women have been paid a total of $13 million to keep quiet...This is not new. This has been going on for years and years and years." (70:08)
• On workplace drinking as dependability:
  • “The best employees you’ll ever have is that good old fashioned 48 year old alcoholic...he will be loyal to you from 42 till 68 when he dies promptly.” (15:24)
• On "Assburgers" confusion:
  • “I don't understand the difference between ass burgers and burger ass.” (12:08)
• On classic cars and buyer skepticism:
  • “I think I'm more confused now than before...That's not Asperger's, though. That's burger ass.” (12:05/12:24)

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Memorable & Humorous Moments

• Takeover of high-mileage, high-payoff cars—the repeat reality where listeners want what they owe, not what cars are worth.
• Banter on the uselessness of corporate responses to junk vehicles.
• Strip Club DJ and his mama discussing his mental health live, with empathic and irreverent turns.
• The “Assburgers” routine: an extended gag on junk food, health PSAs, and wordplay.
• Listeners’ voicemails on 4/20, everyone giggling at their own high-on-the-job shenanigans.
• Game show style "guess the ethnicity" spun up with DJ Pre K's commentary.

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The John Clay Wolfe Show Hallmarks

• Language/Tone: Bold, blue-collar, irreverent, self-deprecating, with playful “roasting” between hosts and listeners; frequent southern and Texan inflections.
• Structure: Fast moving, with rapid-fire call-ins, unscripted segues, music clips, and comedic sketches embedded in core business (car deals).
• Community: Relentlessly interactive—listeners and guests feel like part of the ongoing story.

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Conclusion

Episode #93 is a quintessential John Clay Wolfe Show blend: car-buying realism, morning-show chaos, endless in-jokes, and tangents that range from the lowbrow to surprisingly sharp social satire. It's more than a car show—it's a window into a noisy Southern workplace, a playground of warped Texas masculinity, and a salute to the offbeat radio community that makes Saturday mornings wild and worth tuning in.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

I just threatened one of those fence jumpers.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's a fence jumper that had a. Has a blower strapped his back downstairs? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I told him we do a show on Saturday mornings.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's blowing that damn leaf blower. I'm like, listen, dude, we're live on air on 15, 16 radio stations. I don't need you running your leaf blower. They do it every weekend. Wait, you talk to landlord? I have talked to landlord. I've told him and he's told you. So it ended with, stay away from the back side of this office building where we are, or I'm gonna send somebody down there to rip that leaf blower off your back and. And run over with a car.

[JD Ryan]

You can't just be nice to people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was.

[JD Ryan]

That was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it ended. He wouldn't. He wouldn't.

[JD Ryan]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wouldn't listen. Oh, he was bowing up. He was doing the Mexican yard man Bo up dance.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, the no hablo thing.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know they did that. I thought they were more like. Hey, you know, don't call the.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is the same guy who we bumped into three years ago. You remember that Turley? We bumped into his POS truck and he wanted to like, make a $2,500 claim and our. Our touch up guy said he'd fix it for 40 bucks. You don't remember that? No. Yeah, he drives that big yellow old Hertz van.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I've seen it out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's an opportunist.

[JD Ryan]

I gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like Bob Boba, our Babo.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's not an opportunist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I think I'm a lot cooler than that man. Hey, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Mr. John Clay Woo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a. Wow. What? Well, I'm gonna say that one's black.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you don't. Don't screw it up just because the picture's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, man. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

No one knows what we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. No. Did you write a top 10 in 10 today?

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty, you're a lazy man.

[JD Ryan]

I always do it before 10 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Turley]

It happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. Sometimes.

[JD Ryan]

It's always magical. Never good, but it's always magical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what was your week like?

[Bobbo]

I had a kind of a mixed bag of A week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Had no. No real trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Everything's really structured and stable around my part of the world, but, you know, I don't. I don't really remember much of the first part of the week. I don't know what the hell happened. Just, you know, if I'm not terribly busy, I just fall into this pattern like we do. You know, you. You get up and you. You make breakfast and you, you know, send the kid to school, go to work and come home, watch TV.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Turley]

He'S still celebrating 420.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what's going on.

[Bobbo]

Drink again.

[JD Ryan]

We have a story coming up. How the number of people that called in on 420.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a lot of people.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have more potheads and in the. In the system these days than before? Apparently we do.

[JD Ryan]

I believe it's growing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, 70s, 60s were just free love and drugs, and I think now it's like 10 times as much.

[Turley]

It's a holiday now. Like, literally a holiday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the guy downstairs is high as hell with the leaf blower. Your mama was a leaf blower.

[Bobbo]

Was he singing to himself?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just had that cheat smile.

[JD Ryan]

No, I'm not lazy, by the way. I'm working 60 hours a week in trying this. I spent 20 hours a week. That boat people are the flakiest things in the world, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, will you go down there and see if you can get the leaf blower to come up here? I'm serious. Tell him we want to talk to him. Bring him in. Put the headphones on. Let's talk to him on here. Tell him I'm. I'm happy now.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny's happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I won't bite.

[Bobbo]

Say, say OBL portos. Enter town. Meon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Turley]

Always record.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio is the calling number. Trippin Daisy's playing in Dallas in the beginning of May.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. If you don't recognize this song, people always ask me, what's this song? What's this intro song? It's Prick by Trippin Daisy, and it's an old 90s grunge band and that I like a lot. And they're reuniting in Dallas, Texas, in early May. You can look it up online.

[JD Ryan]

And Dwight Yoakum's coming to Billy Bob's. They wouldn't give us free tickets, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. What are you talking about? Next caller.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why the hell would you give anybody a Pl plug if they won't give us slam them no plugola or payola, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless they're painless.

[JD Ryan]

They're paying because they're giving us free stuff.

[Bobbo]

Wants to give him a plug in the eye.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Pennsylvania. Hey, good morning. I know it's cold up there. Jersey, New York. Down here, it's kind of cool. Snap.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been on my conference call this morning with my Jersey boys for the past hour. Oh, their accents kill me. Joey Bag of Donuts.

[JD Ryan]

They're just like out of a movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the Russians, the Jews, the. This. Really? Oh, yeah. They talk so slang. It's so fun. Turley, were you listening to that? Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Here's the question is, what are you gonna do when this guy comes to you? It's got a Toyota, okay? And it's obvious it's not a car that we want, but he's also got this uncle, and he's the one that's got the Benz. So we're gonna talk him out of his Toyota, gonna make the contact, and this is all you got it. Doesn't care what he knows, doesn't care what he thinks. We don't like these people. We just want the car. That guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Drives me nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you call in the show, I'll bid your car, by the way. And we do want your Toyota. If it's got rust on it from the northeast, we need to know about it, though. 800. 800 radio was our call in number.

[Bobbo]

Do they rust up there? Yeah. Is that the deal?

[JD Ryan]

Well, they throw a lot of salt on the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all do Romero Romos Asperger's psa?

[Turley]

Yeah, there is a PSA that he has that's quite alarming. I guess there's a new. There's a new medication that helps the Aspergers get out. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I had an idea that Bobbo did a spot for. What was it? Some. Like your what? To prevent wives from getting Asperger's. Oh, did you not even get it? Did you not understand what I was saying?

[Turley]

No, because we already had this one in the cage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the idea is, like, to keep your wife from getting fat after 30. And we call that ass Burgers. And you eat burgers and your ass, you get big. Now he gets. Now it's funny. It wasn't funny, but now it's. But that is funny.

[Bobbo]

That's not Asperger's, though. That's burger ass.

[Turley]

Yeah, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear Romero. How long is Romero's Asperger psa.

[Turley]

I don't know if he's up yet. You got to get him in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not a pre record?

[Turley]

Well, no, it's. Yeah, it's pre recorded, but he's got to introduce it. I mean, that's. That's the only reason he came up here today, just to do this, because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone asked me yesterday, what are we going to do with Tony Romo's dad now? That Tony Romo is going to be his broadcast.

[Turley]

Oh, he's got his irons and fires everywhere. So let's see if we can get him.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias, Mr. Hulk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the. The leaf blower? No.

[Bobbo]

I understand you have trouble with Ricardo downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just very loud with his blower.

[Bobbo]

You know, he's very good with the leaf blower.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, they are good.

[Bobbo]

He can't. You know, he not only blow the leaves, he also played you.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

He played like the.

[JD Ryan]

Like a guitar.

[Bobbo]

Like the Jimmy Page with the play.

[JD Ryan]

Who knew?

[Bobbo]

No, he plays. Girl, since I've been loving you. He plays like.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe. This is.

[Bobbo]

Danny, sing the chorus. You know, with little cord. Little wide cord. And it seems good since I've been dubbing you. I don't think it's good enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what brings you in?

[Bobbo]

I am terrible. Surprised, but still happy that you asked me to come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I don't really come this time to talk about my son Antonio's career being the new field.

[JD Ryan]

Seems it's not gonna be Phil Sims.

[Bobbo]

He's. According to this love for the field. Seems. You know, this is big money.

[JD Ryan]

He's gonna call the cowboy game on Thanksgiving. That'll be fun.

[Bobbo]

No, I wanted to come and help to. To exceed awareness about the horrible diagnosis. The horrible diagnosis of the Asperger's.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I. This is a new.

[JD Ryan]

It's very serious.

[Bobbo]

A new disorder to me. I've never heard.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you've never heard it. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Perhaps in your culture, this is more prominent than the mind. It's just.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, everybody knows about it.

[Bobbo]

It's so. I have. I have signed on to make a new commercial about the medication for the asparagus.

[JD Ryan]

Like a public service announcement.

[Bobbo]

And I hope it gets the word out. Okay, not. Here's a commercial.

[JD Ryan]

Commercial.

[Bobbo]

I made $40.

[JD Ryan]

40? Yes. They pay you well. You must have a good agent.

[Bobbo]

Every time I play, I make $40.

[JD Ryan]

Every time.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Very nice. Today alone, I have 80.

[JD Ryan]

80 bucks so far.

[Bobbo]

Today?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's. We need to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's Listen to it.

[Bobbo]

This is Ramiro Romo. And you know, sometimes life can throw you for a difficult turn. And for a growing number of Americans, the terrifying and unholy diagnosis of the icebergs is no joking matter. I know. My son, Tony Romo, the greater number nine quarterback for America's team, the Dallas Cowboys, was devastated to find himself cursed, as you say, out of the blue with a burger on his ass. And the ass burgers can reappear at any time without warning. At halftime during the Vega game, or while playing the game of golf, or even while shooting the hooves with Mr. Mark Cuban's Mavericks. And I don't have to tell you how tough it can be to make a defied away jumper with a burger on your ass. That's why Tony and many others have talked to their doctor about trying the new Formula 69 from Heinz. That's right. The makers of so many of your favorite condiments or the everyday hamburger have developed a treatment for the heartbreaking messiness and discomfort over the Asperger's. In fact, in clinical trials, seven of 10 patients with the Asperger's found that their symptoms were were more manageable and less of a pain in the ass with regular applications of Heinz Formula 69. Side effects may include slight leakage, pronounced staining of clothing and furniture, and a tendency to be swallowed by dogs and other domestic neighborhood animals. If you're ready to win one for the team, ask your doctor or supermarket manager if formula 69 might be right for you.

[JD Ryan]

Very well done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm more confused now than I was before.

[JD Ryan]

Just made 40 bucks. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand the difference between ass burgers and burger ass.

[Bobbo]

When your wife eat the burgers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Bobbo]

And she's obviously addicted to the burgers.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is not one burger a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

In n out burger. Wendy's burger.

[Bobbo]

When she goes to the Carl's Jr. Yeah. And she have the burger. And before she's finished with the cars junior she's already in drive through for the Jack in the box. Ah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you get the ass Burger.

[Bobbo]

Burger burger burger burger. 4day will give you the burger ass.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chiba da Chiba da Chiba da Burger ass.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Well, the iceberg is mysterious. I still don't understand how it happened. You know, it's almost like a curse from God. No. Ever since the last presidential election.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What if people have gone down with the aspirations.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's not even close to being true.

[Bobbo]

Then you can imagine that's not even. And not only in this country.

[JD Ryan]

In the realm of being true.

[Bobbo]

In Germany last week there were 14 new cases of Astrudo. This is not to be confused with the chronic condition of the strudel ass. You may know more strudel asses than you realize.

[JD Ryan]

Probably so.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 is our calling. Deborah. Call us, let us know if you're out there. All the cities we're in, give us a shout out. We like talking to our listeners on Saturday mornings. It is Saturday Morning live. We're the only ass burgers that are stupid enough to get up and actually do this live. When all the other radio asses are sleeping in. The ones that work Monday through Friday. We do this only on Saturdays. So we're a little more jazzed up than they are. Because we don't have to come up with five days worth of bs. No, we only have to come up with one day. Where the bs.

[Bobbo]

This is why commercials. You see that they do not feature characters like the Big Mac and the mayor McCheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because they are terrifying indications. Reminders of the Asperger's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Employees called in work because they're stoned for 420.

[JD Ryan]

420. Yeah, that was. That's a national trend. Did it happen here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we move? Did we lose anyone?

[Turley]

We. We lost Renee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Several.

[Turley]

Well, one for sure. Yes, Renee did call.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did not make it.

[Turley]

She switched her day specifically because it's a holiday for her.

[Bobbo]

It's a holiday.

[Turley]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't drug test you, but we.

[Turley]

Did have some other employees call in and they left messages on our answer machine.

[JD Ryan]

That's at least thoughtful.

[Turley]

We'll play those later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, but in reality, how many people didn't show up? Just one. What day was it?

[Turley]

Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thursday, Renee, no show.

[Turley]

She switched her day to Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny. Hey, I was talking to one person about maybe this job here won't work out.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I could get him another job somewhere else.

[JD Ryan]

That's nice of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they said that that won't work. Why? Because that place drug tests and you don't.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, well, I've never even thought about drug tests. It's not that I don't drug test, because I don't, you know, I'm just too tight.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah, it's expensive.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're gonna smoke pot, smoke pot. If you're gonna be an alcoholic, be an alcoholic.

[Turley]

Terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the best employees you'll ever have is that good old fashioned 48 year old alcoholic.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

47.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are some solid son of a.

[JD Ryan]

You driving your cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Not driving.

[Turley]

No, no, not driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not driving. But just working, really. Just working people smoking cigarettes and just a good old fashioned alcoholic. That some will live. He will be loyal to you from 42 years old till 68 when he dies promptly. And you won't ever have to give him a raise because he's going to be right there and work for.

[JD Ryan]

So we're saying alcoholics are dependable. This is not my experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my experience. But you've got to sort through a lot of them to find that guy.

[JD Ryan]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you find that guy, there's the caveat. When you find that guy, he's a keeper, okay? He's a keeper and you need to go have a few drinks with him every once in a while. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Good morning America. We are here. Yes, we're live in Texas but we have guys all over the country, different offices that will pick up your car. If you go to givemethevin.com we'll buy it. We'll be right there. Check in hand. You just try us. You'll be surprised. We're gonna be here till noon. Over and out. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

Is it? Is that what this is?

[JD Ryan]

John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab a couple of cars, JD Real quick and then I want to talk about the boat. Hey, David. 200, 000 mile Ford. Does it have the five, four engine tick?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. It's got that motor noise.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it actually that has been taken care of. It doesn't have to Tick in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They all have it. It's weird, but this one's got 200 on it. Ah, you know, off the cuff, I'm thinking five grand, four grand. The miles are so high. Probably five grand. It's got 200 on it. I've said that three times. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Denham Springs, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 06F150FX for four wheel drive with 215,000 watts. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's work it. I want to see it. It's miles are too high, Mike. In New Jersey. New Jersey, Mike, good morning. Hey, bada ba da boom. What city in New Jersey you coming down from?

[Caller/Listener]

Forget about it. Harmony.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if we buy you a van, I got my boys in Manheim, Pennsylvania. I got my boys up on Jerome Avenue. I got my boys over at Teterboro. And we can get them picked up. We get you paid quick. I'm saying this because someone pointed out the other day, John, you're talking to people in several different parts of the country, right? And they know you're from Dallas and they probably don't realize that you can get this done in their end of the. There's a difference between the show and the business, right? Yeah. We have business locations in each city and we do have transportation out of Jersey. Okay, so we got 06 Econoline with 51. Does it have rust?

[Caller/Listener]

No, Absolutely perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the big passenger van or is it a cargo?

[Caller/Listener]

Not the cargo van with the cargo package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, six good miles. Is it a F2? Is it a 250 or 350 or.

[Caller/Listener]

150 E253 quarter, brand new tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top of my air conditioning. I'm thinking 7,000, maybe 8. 7, 8. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can see it?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually in the system will fire you a price. Right now I've got, like I said earlier, the automations turned on. And for anyone that goes to givemethevin.com it'll fire you a price range real time right now. And then the buyer will call you back and hit you with an exact number after we see the pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, buddy. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Mike. Wzzo up in Jersey. We got Eddie down in Louisiana with a the highest mile M3 I've ever seen. Holy hell, Eddie. Did you put all those miles on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I didn't. A buddy of mine said he's got a lot of cars that he's getting rid Of. So I bought a couple of them. One of them. I'm just seeing what the car was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

98 M3 with the 146. I think it's worth three grand. Ray. 12 Acadia Denali with 97. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. I know where that is. Okay. Oh, 12 Acadia Denali. It's worth 12,000. Is it 13? It's got 100 on it. Yeah, it's got. Guys, you got to understand. It's got 100 on it. It doesn't have 30 on it. How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

16,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I lost Ray. Oh, he act. They just accidentally. I lost it. I'll give 14, though. Ray. Susan, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, is this John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this is John. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, John. I've got a 15 Honda Odyssey, a Swagger Wagon. I'm trying to get out of Swagger Wagon.

[JD Ryan]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It says Touring elite on the board here with 48, 000 miles. So does it have rear DVD? And what color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It. It's white, and it does have rare dvd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I like these cars. I'm buying vans real high right now. The market's great on vans, conversion vans, Odyssey vans. The more gear on them, the better. High toppers do you have? Have you gotten an appraisal anywhere else yet?

[Caller/Listener]

I did. I went to Carmax, and they're giving me 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

27. Okay. And it's a 15 with 48. So where. Where do you live? Louisville. Okay. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

There's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a payoff. What's the payoff? How much?

[Caller/Listener]

It's 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'll give you 28,000. And I'm gonna beat Carmax by a thousand, just like I always promise I'll do. And then I'm gonna pay your $8,000 equity, and I'm gonna come to your house, and I'm gonna get it, and I'm gonna go pay off your payoff with your bank.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds like you got a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I don't know what else we could do besides bring you a supreme pizza shock. Yes. If you don't believe that, I'm in. If it sounds too good to be true, look at our better bet. Like, go to givemetheven.com and click our BBB or better business Bureau Reviews. And so many people I go thought it was too good to be true. God did exactly what he said. He'll do so. Yes. I love these fans and I want to buy it. I'm glad I'm buying it from you. Beating Carmax by a thousand. We'll come get it. We'll see you soon. Thanks, Susan. You know, I bought a BMW M5 for 88,000. I gave 88,000 and CarMax hit it at 72.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

That's a little different.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name's John Clay wolf and I buy cars and radio play the kill.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay wolf show.

If the lines are full, get in your carpet. Go to givemetheven.com how's the new program working? It's good. People like it because they can get their number immediately. Quick, quick, quick, quick. And then the buyer just calls them back and verifies stuff. We throw them a range within $2,000.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

A high low. And then.

[JD Ryan]

Then you call back and say, get the specifics.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we ask them, oh, that car factor doesn't. No, it really gives you a number.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean it like gives you a real number. Right there in the middle of the range is really the number, the options and stuff condition in your attitude or what make the difference your hairstyle? No, man. Good morning, Bob.

[Bobbo]

That sounds like a six pack of tall boy response to that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Better about your attitude.

[Caller/Listener]

Come down here.

[Bobbo]

That leaf blower boy. I'll tell you what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terry from Dallas. Good morning. Hey, how's your attitude?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. All right. I like talking to happy people. It's those ones that want to get angry. Yeah. You know, I leave my house, I listen to that crap all week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who wants to come to work and listen to it.

[JD Ryan]

I'm thinking you deal with it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting your ass chewed out by all your kids and your old lady. And then you start getting your ass chewed up by your customers and you're trying to give them money.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes you just want to chew the last bag. Hey, what do you do for a living, Terry, man?

[JD Ryan]

I don't.

[Caller/Listener]

I own a gravel pit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Good place to ride motorcycles. Good place to ride motorcycles. Dirt bikes. 08 FJ Cruisers at stock.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

132 on it. Is it 8 grand? 9 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Sewell told me they would give me 10 for it if I traded it in and I kept it. They list on various places for 16 to 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not with 132. I mean, I buy and sell them all the time, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, there's one that lives for six. There's one, the lowest price, one list for 16. One or something like that that I looked on something I don't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. And those asking prices are great. But I deal in the commodity side of it, though, now, understand. And I think that, you know, 10 grand is the bring money. That's the commodity spot price on that rig unless it's lifted. Is it lifted?

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listed lifted, lift kit lifted?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, no. Lifted. But like I said, I have a manual. I have a Toyota warranty that goes with the vehicle. That brings it up to about147,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or either go to give me, go to givemethevin.com and load it up. I want to see what the system hits it at.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 at 10 is 10 is.

[JD Ryan]

Going to be actually the best tweets about Bill O'Reilly being fired. It's the tweet. World has gone crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you tease me? Can you show me some leg?

[JD Ryan]

I can actually, we'll just give you one that we won't use because it was just, it was number 11. Bill O'Reilly and the truth behind. Hold on, that's not it. Let's do another one. Let's see here. Bill O'Reilly is another victim of Fox News harsh 13 million strikes and your out policy. Oh, yeah, that's why I didn't use that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, shocked.

[Bobbo]

I think I tweeted something to that the other night. Did you remember what it was?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna. Did you hear the ending of how they wrapped out the other day, Bill, around big money like when they were closing the show.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have that recording of it, Turley?

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it live. Do it live.

[Turley]

I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll write it and we'll do it live. Thing sucks. Good night, Everybody. It's the O'Reilly Factor. He's out of here.

[Bobbo]

Goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like a Jose Canseco steroid induced pop fl.

[JD Ryan]

Now the question is, is he done or is he just going to go over to cnn?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to go over to CNN or go over wherever. He'll go wherever. Wherever he goes. He can create his own news network.

[JD Ryan]

Of course he can.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really could.

[Turley]

Two years he'll be the White House press secretary.

[JD Ryan]

Think so?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Don't you think that's. Well, never mind. That was stupid. I almost said something. Don't you think that's a stretch? No, but look who's the president.

[Bobbo]

That'd be far out, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. And if you feel like making love, then go do it. Just like bad company.

[Bobbo]

Has anybody talked to strip club lately?

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you hear feel like making love, you think of strip club. Wow. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Really? Maybe a little odd transition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ is our old former phone screener. He lives in Lafayette, Louisiana. And he had to leave Dallas because he got a divorce from his pagan wife that was loving on his. One of his carny friends and the dog. I don't. It was weird. Everything about it was pretty much true.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just oddities. And what was cool is like the people that he would bring into the studio to help him in the production room. Little person.

[Turley]

One time.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of that. Lots of little people in Australian. Just. Just a hell of a. Australian.

[Turley]

Dominic.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

But an Australian dominatrix. Bisexual. That's exactly. And show us her tattoos.

[Bobbo]

The little person that he brought in, though, was not just a little person. She was a little person, what they call it. Submissive.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Who would not speak to anybody in here unless her master told her she could.

[JD Ryan]

Did that really happen?

[Turley]

Katie, this is serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Freaky people, man. These were freaky, freaky people. I asked strip club. I said, what are you doing? What are you doing bringing these people? He goes, well, they're just human beings like you and me. Maybe like you. Strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

His. His stage name for the Rennie Fair is Coolog. And I love him and I want him back. I really want him back. I want my strip club DJ back.

[Bobbo]

We all want him back. What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

He, he, he. Bob, I talked. I was coming home from Louisiana last week and I called him or he called me, hey, John, my so and so died, and her uncle has a 63 Camaro. Blah, blah, blah. What do you give for it? I'm like, nothing. I don't buy those. I don't want to talk about it. And I finally got a number. He finally got a number out of me. I'm like, 10 grand. Oh, no, it's 29. Of course. That's why I didn't want to talk about it. But I will talk to you about. Why don't you come back up here and work for us and Bobbo. He said he answered the question.

[JD Ryan]

What'd he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, my psychiatrist said it's not good for me to be in the city because it enhances my delusions. The traffic cameras set me off. You know, John, how I'm always thinking about all the cameras taking pictures of me and it freaks me out. So he can't move back up here because his psychiatrist said that is bad.

[Bobbo]

For him, Enhances his delusions.

[JD Ryan]

One time I took a time. I took it just. I took this image off Google of just a great big eye, just an eye, and put it on his Facebook. That's not funny, man. They're watching you, man. They're watching you.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's a good £350.

[Bobbo]

He's a massive human being and a super great guy.

[JD Ryan]

And he admits to being crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he broke his leg delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut two years ago, but.

[Turley]

He got the pizza to the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he. But he didn't drop the ball across the finish line. He got across the finish line.

[JD Ryan]

Now you know why we want him back on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an unbelievable person, and I need him back. I miss my strip club. Bring me my strip club dj.

[Bobbo]

What we got to do, he's going to be like, the gimp. We're going to have to keep him locked in a side room so he doesn't have to experience the city enhancing his delusions.

[John Clay Wolf]

We actually have a side room that we could keep him in.

[Bobbo]

Is that what you think I am to you now, Henry?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a gimp.

[Turley]

He did call me John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he? What'd he say?

[Turley]

He's like, well, what time am I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposed to call in?

[Turley]

I was like, for what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I asked him to bring that damn pass that. That airport shuttle we bought out of South Louisiana to drive it up, and we'll talk to him when he gets here, and we'll pay him and fly him home. Did he. Is he bringing it?

[Turley]

He asked about. I was like, Well, I don't even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know where this, this shuttle's at. Hold on.

[Turley]

Let's get with logistics and we'll figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we haven't done it yet?

[Turley]

No, I mean, when I hung up.

[John Clay Wolf]

With him he was going to call you. Lining up and be up here Sunday or Sunday night. We talk to him Monday morning anyway. We'll see. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Greg, where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Greg? I am calling from Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you have a 14 Mustang GT cloth hardtop. So it's a base rig with the smaller wheels, not the big ones.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Sterling gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I knew I knew it. Know why I knew that? How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

17,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

About 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're close. 17,000 miles. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

About four or five months now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR on it's 23. Two.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're right there. Do you want to take payoff for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd seriously consider it. I'd think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just load it into the website, go to givemetheven.com and we'll, you know, get going with it. Thanks for listening.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bruce and 04 RX Turbine. Mazda. I really don't want to bid that on there. I need to see it. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up?

[Caller/Listener]

Not sure, Will.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just too many miles. And they smoke. They all smoke. The seals go out in those turbines and they start smoking. Is this one smoking?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Okay. 800800 radio. Or go to givemethebin.com.

[Bobbo]

You'Ll smoke too.

[JD Ryan]

Georgie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's. Where's our FM rock DJ chick? There she is. Susie Snapper.

[JD Ryan]

Susie Snapper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susie. Good morning, darling.

[Bobbo]

What's going on, families?

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it going over on the Eagle?

[Bobbo]

Oh, having a great time over there. All the rock bands are coming around and doing this. Summer tours. I've already been with seven of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eagle in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Good morning. 98.1. Hey.

[Bobbo]

Johnny Beach.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Did you miss me?

[JD Ryan]

I missed you, babe.

[Bobbo]

Hey, can you see how you like my fake tan?

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. 8:59.

[Bobbo]

Somebody said I look like I was orange. But it doesn't feel. It.

[JD Ryan]

It feels sexy.

[Bobbo]

It is sexy, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[JD Ryan]

Say, you are nothing but sexy.

[Bobbo]

Hey, look at this miniscape.

[JD Ryan]

I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been in radio now, Susie Snapper?

[Bobbo]

Not for that long. Probably like 38 years or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many men have you. How many groupies have you slept with or you're a groupie? How many bands?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's like counting the grains of sand on the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. Susie, I appreciate you joining us. We'll be crazy. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan and Bobbo. And we will be back. Uno momento por. For.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

After all that from Tony Romero's Romo's dad. I still don't understand what he was saying. The difference between ass burgers and burger.

[JD Ryan]

Ass Burger Ass is apparently a situation where they eat a lot of burgers and it goes to their ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

And ass burgers is what, Bob?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Turley]

Sounds like a burger's on your ass.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Actually sitting there, sitting there on your ass. Somehow it's a growth. An aspirin.

[JD Ryan]

And we apologize to anybody that.

[Bobbo]

A naturally occurring anomaly.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go. So it's like a mole.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the shape of a burger.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. Right.

[JD Ryan]

A big old party's burger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barbie Beam. Barbie High Beam. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really calling in from California?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Am I. I'm sorry, say that again.

[JD Ryan]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He put ca next to your name. Are you in California?

[Caller/Listener]

I am San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you find me?

[Caller/Listener]

Barbs on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not on the radio in San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm just driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're what? You're driving through Texas? You there? Oh, I lost her. She's driving through Texas.

[Bobbo]

The beautiful ones always smash the picture. Ah, always. Every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. So, David, this 07F250. Hang on just a second. I screwed up something. Hold. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

Goodbye.

[JD Ryan]

I got a funny story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut the call. Cut that off.

[JD Ryan]

You got a what a funny story about. Thank you. Goodbye. One time I'm calling for a friend of mine who's. It's very serious. He's considering Henry ending. Ending his life. The reason it's funny is I called me my insurance company to get through to somebody that can help him and they keep switching me to other departments and I'm talking about a guy who's been thinking about killing himself. I'm trying to get some help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And finally they go, please, you know, we've. We'd like to get you to the. This Is five or seven minutes into the call. We would like to get you to the right department. Please state what you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you call the suicide hotline.

[JD Ryan]

No, I called an insurance company to try to get some real help.

[Bobbo]

I don't think that's who you call for.

[JD Ryan]

I was just trying to get to a third. I'm trying to get to because I called his insurance company. Okay. I'm trying to get through to the right people and finally I say I just scream it. They said what's your problem? Basically, what's your problem? I go suicide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, to try to get somebody's.

[JD Ryan]

And the answer was thank you, goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really didn't want to help you.

[JD Ryan]

I figured out what happened was when I said suicide, they thought I said goodbye. I'm thinking because the machine. No, it was a mechanical. Thank you, goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling British Airways. Dude, please don't press the number. Tell me what you want. I want you shut up, bitch. I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. It must have been your sorry ass Texas accent. Please tell me here, the computer at British Airways what the hell it is you want. I want some tea. Give me some tea and some more Pink Floyd. You'd like some more Pink Floyd, is it? They started that British Airways. If you remember that automated talk to thing.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, weird talks to you. Some of them are a little personal. They try to be the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boat. What's going on with the boat?

[Bobbo]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab this car real quick. Craig. An 08 Wrangler. Four wheel drive. Is it a four door or a two door.

[Caller/Listener]

Garage? The whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say it's a four door or two door?

[JD Ryan]

Twoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Soft top automatic or stick stick 60.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what Asperger's is like?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what is it like?

[Caller/Listener]

Like cbd. Cbd? Sex with blood disease.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I didn't know what it was.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that's not very funny. It all depends on your attitude, bro. It all depends on your attitude.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a bad one. See you later, Craig. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

So I'm helping you sell the boat. It's great boat, beautiful boat. 2001 with someone. You want to buy it? Call me. Sea ride. Nice.

[Bobbo]

Great boat.

[JD Ryan]

Everything works great. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a boat that we bought on the radio show two years ago. I bid the guy out of Houston bought his boat over there and now JD is trying to sell it for me.

[JD Ryan]

The minute I get a small, just a little bitty taste of what you deal with every day. Just the frustration. And first of all, stupid wacky people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of jerk offs.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God, what a whipping. What a whipping. And then, of course, it's a boat. And things just change on a boat, day to day.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 20 year old boat.

[JD Ryan]

A 20 year old boat. It's not that old, but okay. Yeah, but anyway, so everything's running perfect. I'm out one. I'm out one day this week. I didn't take the boat out, but start up the engine, start the generator. Lights, camera, action, air conditioner, radio. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you light a cigar?

[JD Ryan]

I should have. I come on the very next day, 24 hours later. Won't start. Just cranks. Crank's fine. I don't. I don't know if I flooded it or what. Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just not mechanically.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not, dude. I'm not maybe the one guy to sell. Sell this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're right. I think you're right.

[JD Ryan]

Get somebody else to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Had a check in his hand. A cashier's check in his hand made out to me. Yeah, but you just like, let him bail.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean, let him bail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bang. I could hear you now.

[JD Ryan]

Hold him down.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy brought a cashier's check?

[JD Ryan]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And JD didn't like, show me a picture of it until like three days after the guy had already.

[JD Ryan]

He was gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You couldn't close a door.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that's true.

[Bobbo]

Aida.

[JD Ryan]

All right? If you wanted to fire me, please do so. So I've been out there so many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went out there yesterday, you had two more people supposed to go, did neither one of them show?

[JD Ryan]

One guy did and one guy didn't. A guy that did totally didn't know what he was buying. He had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

How could he not know what he's buying?

[JD Ryan]

Because these people are. This is my first boat. I've never bought a boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't your first boat yet until you pay for it. That's the first way to get the check out of it.

[JD Ryan]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit talking about my boat in your first person until you get me my money.

[JD Ryan]

That's Wyman radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. So he's out there talking about his first boat.

[JD Ryan]

This is my first boat. I never bought a boat.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

First for.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know really what to look for. This much more complicated. It's got pipes. What else? This panel right here, that does all the switches. Dude, it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you just say, hey, but you gotta say hey, I'll show you all this, but do you have the money to pay for this? I sure do. Me and the Miss has been saving for years. Okay. Do you like this? Yeah, I like it. Are you thinking you're gonna buy this? Yeah. Okay, then let's go.

[JD Ryan]

And I've had the wife close a couple times. I gotta show it to my wife. Why'd you come out here then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you do that on the phone before they get there?

[JD Ryan]

I tried, trust me.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got all the pictures. They've got all the specs.

[JD Ryan]

Pictures. All the specs. I got pictures of engines and out drives and everything.

[Bobbo]

You know what J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Needs? What?

[Bobbo]

He needs the combined talents of Pete Hooper and Charlie Castle.

[JD Ryan]

Who is that?

[Bobbo]

That's trained.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Castle is that good old fashioned alcoholic that I was talking about. He runs a dealership out in West Texas now. I mean the guy just has. He has whiskey running through his veins. He was born an alcoholic, he'll die an alcoholic. When he dies, they won't even embalm him.

[Bobbo]

But what a salesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll just be there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but what if they could stand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him up in the corner of the dealership in West Texas for a year after he dies? He wouldn't start stinking. Charlie Castle. Charles Castle. No Hassle Castle, your favorite alcohol general manager that smokes like a freight trainer.

[Bobbo]

I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll tell you the truth. Half time.

[Caller/Listener]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The time. He's almost as good as Dan Gomillion. That's the lionest son of a. I know.

[Bobbo]

Is he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God.

[JD Ryan]

Go Million. I love the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Go Million. A guy that's in the car business. His name's Go Million. Hey, I'm Dan Go. I'm the original credit doctor. I lie for a living. I would rather lie than tell the truth.

[JD Ryan]

Oh Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the way I work. Well, I've got 27 children and four wives and that's just how it works.

[JD Ryan]

None of them know each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of them know each other. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Hang on. I want to buy this one. David, I'm sorry I lost you. I'm sorry I lost you a moment ago.

[Caller/Listener]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

21000 miles, is that correct?

[Caller/Listener]

That's absolutely correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a King Ranch or Lariat?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a Lariat FX4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel? Yeah, it says Diesel right here. We've got an old body style six. Literally. But it's got great miles and it's a short bed. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No sunroof, no cab on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's white with gray interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

White with gray. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Denim springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lousy. And did it get flooded?

[Caller/Listener]

No, absolutely not. It's been garage kept its whole life. It's not a scratch dent. It's in mint condition. Better than new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I 07 with 21. 07 with 20. I'm thinking 20 grand off the top of my head. It's three body styles back or four body cells back now, but it's still a great, you know. It's a Diesel truck with 20,000 miles on it. Does that buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think. You're serious about selling it then? I'm not trying to be rude. I'm serious because I like. I feel like I bit it pretty damn hard on that body style with that engine. It's a six liter. This is the worst engine Ford ever made. It is. It is. I mean, not saying yours is, but it is. If you look it up, it's been nothing but problems. When they have high miles on them. I don't even buy them the egr, those things s the bed so fast and so many times that I just quit them. But yours has 21,000 miles on it. That's why I'm interested. If you change your mind, go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Enjoyed it. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. 06 Ram. Four wheel drive. How many miles, Alan?

[Caller/Listener]

221, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this one. See, now I'll buy this thing with 200.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Before I'll buy that. Really? Six liter Ford with 80. God, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's that bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrible. Terrible.

[JD Ryan]

How long did they make that engine?

[John Clay Wolf]

03 to 07. And the 030405 is just. Oh, God. Injectors. Anyway, you know. How nice is this thing, Alan? From a scale of 1 to 10.

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say at least a 7. 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a real rig. Is it a Dually? It's a mega cap. Dually.

[Caller/Listener]

Does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a leather?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's leather. It's not the Dually. Now it's a single wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Is it factory leather or aftermarket? Factory clean Carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does seven grand buy it?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does eight grand? Nine grand? Ten grand? I'm just starting. I'm just opening it up. I want to hear.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, no, I. I got. I got an appraisal about a month ago and they were giving me 17 grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they?

[Caller/Listener]

North Shore, GMC and Hewitt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you take it?

[Caller/Listener]

I was just trying to see what else I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

I owe 17.

[Caller/Listener]

4 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Once again, gravity proves itself that the car is mysteriously worth exactly what the payoff is.

[Turley]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just amazing. It's. It's the law of gravity. It's got to be worth 174 because I owe 17 for. Even though it has 230, 000 miles on it. I like the truck. I think it's a thirteen thousand dollar truck is what I think. But yeah, if anybody. The reason if they gave you 17 is because they were stretching trying to get your payoff to get you to shut up.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this a long time. Right, right. And they went to the point where they couldn't even get to the last 400. And they let you leave and you're like, oh, I can get more.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, okay, good luck with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like JD trying to sell a boat. I'm trying.

[JD Ryan]

Listen to me, I'm doing my best.

[John Clay Wolf]

You couldn't sell pee on a troop train.

[Bobbo]

You know, I love that though.

[JD Ryan]

He owned a.

[Bobbo]

Just talking about that reminds me of the old days, man, when I was. I was kind of a new. Why don't you get Bobbo the dealer guy? You know what the comeback was for that 6 liter Ford? Yeah, I know they had some problematic units to begin in 03, but Ford Motor Company, the premier American truck motor company has made 50,000 of these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of them run.

[Bobbo]

And you know, they didn't set out to make a bad engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did not, sir. They did not. But when they came to Wolf Ford in Vernon to unload them, they would not start on the transport truck. And when they'd roll them off, they wouldn't start to get into the shop. We'd have to tow them into the shop.

[Bobbo]

So FYI, get in there, started up. Let's take a drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of Vernon, did we. We yanked a deal out of there yesterday, didn't we?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. This dealership was jacking with me. See, I put numbers on the customer's cars and I was trying to send a dealership, my customer, and this happens to be a dealership that I used to own. But these guys have the big head now and they think there's something and they want to like. I don't get it. I don't even care really. But you know, we sent them up there. I think we gave them 17 grand. And they called me, said, oh, we gave more than you. I'm like, oh, yeah? I'm like, well, we get 500 more than you, so we're just gonna keep it. Mike told the sales guy, call him back and tell him to give him 2,000 more dollars.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. So he picked up the phone and called the customer and said, john just told me he'll give you 2,000 more dollars. Get up and leave the dealership right now. We'll find another car for you to buy cheaper. Yeah, that's about right. That's just silly. You know, these are guys that I hired.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Years ago. I mean, one of them was a drug dealer.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them was a drug dealer that I found out after I hired.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was working at all.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And it taught him how to have a good life, make a clean living, got him away from his hood ass friends. Spent a lot of time with these guys.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It just bothers me.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember anybody like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[JD Ryan]

You're a bad drug dealer if you got to work in all subs.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was small time, I guess.

[JD Ryan]

I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But, you know, it just. It's just you. You show a lot of people the way, and then they forget. I'm a loyal person. Yeah, that's. That. That's my problem.

[JD Ryan]

That's not a problem. It's a very good thing to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jennifer, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth. That's where we are, too. We're over off Camp Bowie by Uncle Julio's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's right where we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to go over there and have a swirl with me after the show?

[Caller/Listener]

We can. It depends on how much you're gonna sell. Buy my car for.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Buick with 92, 000 miles. So it's a heavy depreciator. And if you've got a big payoff, I can tell you right now that it won't work. Do you have a.

[Caller/Listener]

My payoff's around 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're. You're gonna. How much money is in your checking account?

[Caller/Listener]

Enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You have enough to write a check to get out of it?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I just didn't. I mean, if you had no money in your checking account, then we're just going to keep making payments. Is this a premium or convenience or. Which package is it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, it's a standard vehicle. It is a cloth. Cloth interior or no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, it's a, it's a, it's a. It's a. If Your payoff is 10,000 to buy that loan out. Yeah, it's gonna cost you four thousand. Yep, it's a six thousand dollar rig. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will verify that. I've got to get out right now where the thing's blinking at me. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Good morning, Oklahoma, Dallas, Houston, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Arkansas, East Texas, West Texas and everywhere in between. Remember, we can pick them up in your town right by Tuesday. Just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better get back to the woods. But I quit those days and my redneck [e-mail] I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid Carmax offer, I'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. Carmax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemetheven.com smokes them every day.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

And this is Love is a lie by Gary Ryan. Gary Rudd, your favorite easy listening station from 1973.

[Bobbo]

There's that damn old dream waiver right there, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Buster Dix.

[Bobbo]

Buster Dix is in here, y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[Bobbo]

This is the state representative, Buster Dick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Represent our in house crooked politician 907 district.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I want to ask you.

[Bobbo]

Now that you're in here, go Tomcats. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Who's the tom Cancer? General Motors. Is this a big deal? It was. I don't know how political this is, but they stopped doing business in Venezuela after authorities took control of the factory in what General Motors is calling an illegal judicial seizure. Is that any. Do you guys have any pull on that deal?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I was looking at the tax rolls from the comptroller's office. Yeah, last 60 days or so.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, they wasn't down there trying to sell Chevrolets.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, now they're building them.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, they make them down there, but they sure Ain't selling them. People still pulling tonka trucks tied to the alpacas. I don't know that you ever met Al.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonka trucks tied to their alpacas.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they got these tonka trucks made special in Taiwan. Yeah. There's a big gold tonka and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hook it like a trailer to a mule. They put.

[Bobbo]

Put it on the alpaca.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to do what? To move the cocaine around.

[Bobbo]

They pull through the ma. Cocaine, coffee, girls, anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They got, you know, they got a lot of cottage industries.

[JD Ryan]

And Venezuela, apparently the government took over the GM plant.

[Bobbo]

So the only reason they went down there. And this was my. My counterpart.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's. I knew you'd have an in the.

[Bobbo]

State stand at Juan Kilo Cabra really is a fell that. That instigated this whole mess because they said y' all come down for the fishing. Well, now listen to me.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

March and April down there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Ain't like March and April up here. No, no, it's a different fishing all went right to hell.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

As soon as they got their first monsoon. Well, yeah, they're all moving out and they're acting like something political is going on. They ain't lost no money.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

In fact, they've cornered the alpaca market in the short 60 days they've been down there. The tonka trucks, I wouldn't be surprised to see alpaca start showing up on GM dealership live in time for summer. December.

[JD Ryan]

Summer, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what kind of financing would they offer with that?

[Bobbo]

These loads of alpacas, I mean, they don't climb slow. They climb like tick tock, tick tock. Get up in rocks and they're used to carrying cocaine and coffee. Like you get them up here, you give. You put them in lawn work, construction, any kind of landscape.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think the alpaca could replace the Isuzu Cabover as the landscapers unit vehicle choice in Texas?

[Bobbo]

It very well could. It's gonna affect a lot of different industries, you know. In the words of Juan Keely Cabra. Yeah, that's El Paco tiempa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you. Can you put a flatbed on the alpaca?

[Bobbo]

It might take a couple out packet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick, good morning, you're on the air. Hey, you've got. Where you call it? Houston. I see Houston. Good morning, Houston. 11 Shelby GT. Is it a convertible or a hard top?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's smurf blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like smurf blue. Does it have factory nav?

[Caller/Listener]

It's totally stock It's a one owner, 11,200 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 28,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 29,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, but I'll tell you what. 31, 000 and it's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

31'S getting pretty close, man. But I can't make that work. I just can't quite make that work. I'd like to make that work, but I can't make that work because I bought the same, same, same rig for 27 last week in red Turley. Was that rig 8,000 miles at 11.

[Turley]

Surroundry I right around under 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all over this thing like a cheap suit at 30. And actually I'm doing an injustice to the old boy that I gave 28 for. I just, I. But that Smurf blues, I'm kind of. I'm kind of queer for it, if you want to know the truth.

[Caller/Listener]

And remember, it's a. It's a one owner. And if you give me 30,500, we have a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you deliver it. If you deliver it from Houston and bring it up to Dallas to my office, I'll do that. If you want me to come to your house like Domino's pizza and bring a check and a pretty girl smiling with it between her teeth and pick it up and then do all that service that I provide, then I got to give you 30 because I got.

[Caller/Listener]

To pay all the people 30,000. And we have a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemethe vin.com. load it up, say, here's the VIN. It's got to have a clean carfax. And we will wrap it up. I sold Wolf my car on the air. Here's the VIN number, here's the picks. What's next? And it'll get done Tuesday. Tuesday. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That was a reasonable person. He had some negotiation in him. He was kicking me around. But he had a cool car. So I would allow myself to be kicked a bit. Just a bit. But it's hard to kick me around on a 04 Pathfinder with 120. Lauren. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're in Houston, darling. Have you. Have you met Buster Dicks yet? Buster. Lauren. Lauren. Her Pathfinder's all miled out and she needs her a new ride. And she asked you might be able to work you a deal, Buster.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Lauren. Don't you let this old boy mess you up about your Pathfinder. I know where miles come from. Baby, you gotta get around. You gotta Keep your old chin up. You gotta keep L, I, V I n. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Keep it going, honey child.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't. Buster, why don't you just get her a Cadillac? Would you go buy her a new Cadillac and an apartment and just keep her up?

[Bobbo]

I think I got access to all kinds of freebies and checks. Okay. We talk about apartment, we talk about Cadillac. I'll throw in a couple alpacas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lauren, I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about four grand. Three to four grand, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Can I ask you a question?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, ma'.

[JD Ryan]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm looking to buy, I'm looking.

[Caller/Listener]

To upgrade, and I'm looking at some Audi Q7s. Do you think white or black would be the best color to get?

[John Clay Wolf]

White always brings 500 to 1,000 more every time.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Thanks. 800-800-72-3,4. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the air with Leonard Skynyrd.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay show coming up, powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Give your mind around.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid Carmax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday, I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. Carmax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. GiveMeTheVin.com smokes them every day.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Senores y senoras, nosotros tenemos mas influencia.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Con suijos que tu tiene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pero los queremos creado y regado de Los Angeles.

[Caller/Listener]

Juana's addiction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

You know, we're on classic rock stage stations, we're on sports stations, but can you imagine this on Nash Icon fm, your country leader? Well, I mean, country listeners, I'm with you, man. Just, you gotta understand, we're a classic rock format show. But we got a lot of country in us.

[JD Ryan]

Country is these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true.

[JD Ryan]

More rock and pop than it is anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, I forgot. The Backstreet Boys were on the CMA's the other day. Right.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh. I take it all back.

[JD Ryan]

Forget. Thank you very much. Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Steven Tyler James Dixon will be giving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out the Country Music Artist of the Year award next year.

[JD Ryan]

There are two stations locally that are country. Flip back and forth, you will. You won't know that you're not on a KISS FM format.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

No, it's just that bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie, good morning. You're on the air. Did I talk to you earlier?

[Caller/Listener]

No, you did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on your 04 Chevy Silverado?

[Caller/Listener]

312,004.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's thousand dollar rig. Maybe.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, it only has 11,600 driving hours on it. It ought to be worth more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Let me tell you something. We've spent more money on what the value of the airtime is on this entire network in the past 60 seconds talking about this truck than this truck is worth, just to put it in perspective. But it's been entertaining. 800-800-7234. Just go to. Give me the vin.com. if you really want to sell your rig like you're ready. Ready, call me. If you're just thinking, go to the website, because the website will give you a number immediately. It'll just pop it off and then you can sit back and think and go shopping and do all that stuff. I want to talk to people who want to do deals, not just want an opinion. Like. Like you're 500 away from pulling the trigger.

[Bobbo]

And you got a room full of guys in the buying office today, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

12.

[Bobbo]

Unlike Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened Thursday?

[Bobbo]

I understood you had a few absences.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Nationally, people in droves didn't show up for 420. Yeah, 420.

[Turley]

Yeah, Renee called in. She actually told us the day before that she wasn't. Because it was a holiday for.

[John Clay Wolf]

For her. Yeah, she's a. She's a toter. She's a teetoter. So what were you saying, Turley? The answer machine?

[Turley]

Well, yeah, the answer machine's on all the time. And apparently we had some other co workers that wanted to call in too, on 420.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, guys.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on? Randy, I'm stole to the bejesus belt.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know if I can make it for Saturday.

[Caller/Listener]

Saturday I stole four pizzas from the Domino Man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I might not be done with those till Mondays.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I'm high.

[Caller/Listener]

John, it's Rushbow. Just wanted to say I've had a couple of Extra Vicodins this morning, and it's really.

[Bobbo]

It's not going well with that Colombian.

[Caller/Listener]

Pot I got from Bill after he got the bad news. We're having fun, but we may not see you Saturday. I'll get back. Give me a call. Hey, John, this is strip club. I'm gonna try to come see you maybe. Maybe like next Tuesday. I've got an appointment with my psychiatrist and then my physical therapist, too. And I'm gonna get a pedicure with my mom. My dog Squishy says hi. She's not high. She may be. Squishy, are you high? She is. She's high. Okay, bye.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is the tony mexican, romo.

[JD Ryan]

The hell?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, jcw, It's Bobbo, man. What's going on, man? What was I calling you for, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Caller/Listener]

I'll call you back. Hey, Jedi man, this stuff is too good, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Randy won't quit calling.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, guys, this is John. I don't know if I'm gonna make it in this morning till like 11 or something. Stacking the box open. Hey, get Turley to grab me a couple of cheeseburgers and Venti pike from Starbucks. Oh, and get cookies at Gallagaskins. God, I'm about to starve to death. Okay, see you in a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Turley]

A lot of co workers not gonna show up.

[JD Ryan]

Well, y' all don't drug test. I mean, clearly.

[Bobbo]

I guess that's what you get, huh?

[JD Ryan]

Randy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the 420 answering machine.

[Turley]

Yeah, Randy wore that machine out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin, you got a 64,000mile saline. Did it start as a Cobra or did it just start as a GT? I'm sure it just started as a GT. Okay, how nice on a scale of 1 to 10?

[Caller/Listener]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 8. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

10 being 8. It is laser red.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a nice car. What city are you in?

[Caller/Listener]

It is nice. I am in. Near Allentown in Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wzzo, what's the. What is the temperature up there right now? You know, we're in Texas. We have offices up there, but I. I haven't. Is it like 50 degrees roughly?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's probably about 55 right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it been springy or is it still winter feeling? It's got to be springy.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's been springy. We just had a day in the high 70s last week and starting to kind of dampen out now, though, with the rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does this car have any rust anywhere?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no. Underneath. Totally clean. Everything upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the saleen there's different packages. You know, there's like Roushes. There's different. Does it have the supercharger?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it is supercharged from factory. The only. The only modification on the car is full exhaust. Just has long tube headers and full exhaust all the way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, 10,000 does not buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

14 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that. That means I'm probably hitting it, right? Because you want full retail and 10,000 should be wholesale. I'm just guessing. I'm not sure. Would you do me a flavor and go to gimmetheven.com and load it up and let me make a couple of calls to my hot rod Mustang experts, see if they have a different opinion, and I will work on it for you.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for listening up there in Allentown.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, have a nice day down there in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I see 800-800-723-4. Jim, where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm calling from my cell phone. I'm rolling down the road on Highway 6 or headed to BCS.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in Houston.

[Caller/Listener]

The zip code is out of Houston, but I'm out in the middle of nowhere, close to Riesel. Calvert. Marlon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you listening to us on zps? You listen to us on the buzz.

[Caller/Listener]

I've got you on my streamer. My car radio coming up on mx.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mx? What's that?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, Cirrus mobile radio.

[JD Ryan]

Xm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Xm. I didn't know that. We made a deal with XM radio. This is great news. We're on XM now. We can cuss after the show. We're just gonna come.

[Caller/Listener]

You guys ought to have a good time. I love listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And 04SSR.

[Caller/Listener]

What color it is? Asphalt black with about a $6,000 custom flame job on it that was done by the factory for a few of the display cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to see this one then. I don't want to bet it. I'm thinking mid. I'm thinking mid teens with 67,000 miles. That's what we've been given for these. I need to see yours. Will you go to givemetheven.com if you. If you want to sell it and.

[Caller/Listener]

Send us some pictures, I certainly will. My wife will load it up today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Jim. 800, 800 radio. If you want to sell or just go to givemetheven.com and it'll bid the car instantaneously. Now, stuff like that, the computer is going to throw out a number that.

[JD Ryan]

Doesn'T that make any sense?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it makes sense, but it's not going to add for any conversion. If you've got a lift kit and this and that and that and this, it's not going to add for it. And the computer can't bid an O1 Celine with 60.

[JD Ryan]

No. That's why you call you back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, actually, on that car, it would say a rep's gonna call you.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because with the special cars, we gotta, you know, figure them out. What do you got there?

[JD Ryan]

Computer knows. Oh, Fox News, of course. Channel parent company fired Bill O'Reilly Wednesday following an investigation into harassment allegations bringing a stunning end to cable news. Most popular program, the no Spin Zone lost his job the same day he was photographed shaking hands with the Pope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, why did Bill lose his job?

[JD Ryan]

For screwing five women. Five women have been paid a total of 13. This is reportedly by the New York Times. Five women have been paid a Total of $13 million to keep quiet about disturbing, quote, unquote, disturbing Encounters with Bill O'Reilly and sexual harassment. This is not new. This has been going on for years and years and years. In fact, our top 10 is. Coming up, the top 10 best tweets after Bill's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave Letterman was scratching. Screwing the help. The guy that owns Fox was screwing the help. He was the. Bill Cosby was screwing the help and everybody else.

[JD Ryan]

There must be a bigger shoe to drop here because he was making them money, dude. He was their number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're not talking much about the specifics. What I'm drilling in for. You really don't have the answer. There's nothing. Right?

[JD Ryan]

That's. That's what they get.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 million to leave.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pay women for sex. I pay him to leave.

[JD Ryan]

Charlie Sheen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Sheen. 1997. 800-800-72-3,4.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sure rush will have a comment on that as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

He called and said he wasn't gonna be here today.

[Turley]

I'm sure we'd get him up. He's downline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, play me an SOB spot. Turley. I missed my. So my Son of the spots. The Sons of a Beach.

[Turley]

All right, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the.

[Bobbo]

Vin.com is the website when it comes to yard work. He's confident the kids will be happy to give mom a helping hand. He doesn't actually use the ATM as his favorite strip club. He just wants to ensure that dancers see him near it frequently. He doesn't celebrate Earth Day because, frankly, the Earth. What the has she ever done for him? Hey, man, I don't always drink beer. But when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Have you heard people yeah buddying lately? This always happens. If we do something, bring it back. Yeah, I. I've heard it on several comments and stations. Anyway, Bobbo, you did that. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. From 1983. We'll be right back.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

I'm gonna hit a couple of cars real quick, J.D. and then we'll get bring in Casey Case and do the top 10. O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly Bits Micah 02 Vet Z06 Old body style 41,000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with it?

[Caller/Listener]

Nothing's wrong with it, okay? It just sits in my garage time mama told me to. Let's move it on and maybe I can try to pick up something else. It's tastefully modified.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the way you said that. So it's not loping like it's trying to breathe. It doesn't have an overblown high rise cam in it where it can't even idle?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it hits pretty hard. It's close to 500 rear wheel horsepower. It's got a fast 102 intake, LG Motorsports long tube headers of course, extreme catback, twin disc clutch, MGW shifter. G56 has been reworked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. You gearhead. Hold on. Holy hell. Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here. I've got 411 posi track outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes for it. Over 30, 11 to 1 pop up.

[JD Ryan]

Pistons, turbojet 390 horsepower. We're talking some muscle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does. Let's do 17,000, man.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got CCW SD 20s on it wrapped in some really good tires. I wouldn't let it go for less than probably 25 a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's an O2 man. It's an O2 with 41. It's nice, it's cool, it's great. But. But I mean, you're not serious about selling yet. You just have your old lady telling you to sell it. You're not. You haven't accepted the idea. So you're in the mode. I'll sell it. If I get too much, I get.

[JD Ryan]

Too much money for it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're calling a guy on the radio to get too much. I'm giving you plenty. If 18. I just bumped myself a thousand. I'll go, I'll go. 18. But, but you, you need to settle in with reality a little bit and talk to her. She, she's not mad enough yet. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Casey, good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[JD Ryan]

It's a big week. It's a big week at Fox TV. Bill O'Reilly is out. Everybody knows it. Now, these are the top 10 best tweets about Bill O'Reilly getting fired. Are you ready? Let's start with number 10. Bill O'Reilly's firing will send a clear message to men in power. You'll only get away with this for about 20 years. Bill O'Reilly says, and that's the truth about Muslims. Arby's cashier says, sir, they're like 50 cars behind you. Bill O'Reilly, you're now entering the no Spin zone. Washing machine repairman. Instead of yelling at liberal folks on national television, he'll be yelling at teenagers, get out of my yard. He was fired due to sexual harassment against women. He's planning his new book, killing Time. Don't let the door grab your ass on the way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the first funny one.

[JD Ryan]

O'Reilly, Cosby, Clinton. Maybe it's the name.

[Caller/Listener]

Bill.

[JD Ryan]

Getting sexually harmful harassed by Bill O'Reilly. Must be like having your genitals heckled by the tool guys in the balcony on the Muppet Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one.

[JD Ryan]

Stephen Colbert said, say what you will, if you're a Republican male, O'Reilly always had your back. And if you're a woman, he tried for your front. Overheard in the Fox News office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eff it.

[JD Ryan]

We'll do it live.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it live.

[JD Ryan]

We'll do it live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it live. I can. I'll write it and we'll do it live. Thing sucks. It does suck.

[JD Ryan]

Anybody that's been ever been in radio or tv, by the way, has had that moment. They just didn't have it broadcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done it.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody's done it. That's just funny that they caught him. Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey had a whole. Oh, God, those are great B roll.

[JD Ryan]

Of him getting mad at people.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do those. Do you still have the edited versions of those? We should do those in hour number four. Hey, remember, we've got the podcast that goes up on the website at John Claywolf or dot com. That's our radio show site. And our. You can Add to the podcast and skip through it. Cuts all the commercials out and all that good stuff. Strip club dj, good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, he's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

What's up, Johnny Wolf, JD, Turley and Bobble.

[Bobbo]

There he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? Strip.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow, I just woke up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Had a rough night last night at the. At the strip club.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Caller/Listener]

Spent a little too much, Drank a little, Drank a little. Drank a lot too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, what's it take for a 350 pound man to drink too much?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. I'm a 400.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what. I mean, like, what is a 12? Does a 12 pack of beer affect you like three tall boys would affect normal person?

[Caller/Listener]

12 pack of beer just makes me have to go to the potty more often.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, what's it take for you to get drunk? How many beers at £400?

[Caller/Listener]

About a, about a case at a half a fifth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's talking big. But he is from Louisiana, so you got to factor that in. There's a slide there. So are you bringing this? We bought this van down in Louisiana. Are you bringing it up to Dallas?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'll bring it up for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now tell me, are you going to come at night time so that you don't get disoriented? Cuz I asked you again, why don't you move up here and come back to the work with us? And you told me what.

[Caller/Listener]

My psychiatrist said. It's not a good idea for me to move back to the big city. Why? Because, John, y' all always thought I was a little crazy. I'm certifiable. I'm paranoid. And I see cameras everywhere.

[JD Ryan]

They are everywhere.

[Caller/Listener]

Like they're watching. Yeah, but cameras specifically to watch me.

[JD Ryan]

They do.

[Caller/Listener]

No, that's not funny, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No problem.

[Bobbo]

There's one watching you right now.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously?

[Bobbo]

Anybody?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I got. No, I got the camera on my phone taped up.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, it doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one in the Louisiana or Bow Bridge. Wherever you live, there's no cameras following you. I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't need the house often enough.

[JD Ryan]

Do you ever go to Walmart? They're all over Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell no.

[Caller/Listener]

Hell no.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you came back to Dallas and worked with us, you would like start suffering from anxiety.

[Caller/Listener]

So I suffered from anxiety and probably get committed again.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, you were committed at one point?

[Caller/Listener]

I was committed for public safety, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[Caller/Listener]

About three years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long were you committed?

[Caller/Listener]

About two weeks. Till they got my meds right.

[JD Ryan]

Is this a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I be your chaperone? Can I sign off for you? Because I'll take full responsibility of you. I want a new pet anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I was. I was legitimately committed. I'll let you talk to mom right now. She'll tell you the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is she right there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Hang on. Let me go get you to her.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[Caller/Listener]

Mama Lil.

[JD Ryan]

Benefiting from the disability checks.

[Bobbo]

That's so strip club, man. You don't believe me, you can ask my mom.

[Caller/Listener]

Hang on. Here's Mom. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. What he's telling you is the truth. He didn't have insurance and he didn't have his meds. And then they had to. When he went to talk to the psychiatrist, she called me and then she called me back and said. Shannon picked up by ambulance and brought to Tolerance Center. And they got his meds right. And then here for a few months, his insurance wouldn't pay the latuda that he needed. And so then now he has the latuda and he's back. Okay. But all he did was sleep. Not want to be around people or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Mama Lil, here's. Here's what's really. Here's what I think's happening. I've seen the Water Boy and. Have you ever seen the movie the Water Boy? Yes. Remember? She didn't want him leaving. She didn't want Bobby Boucher leaving and getting into all those girls. You just do. Because I want him back.

[Caller/Listener]

I want my streak me home for radio.

[JD Ryan]

Mom, if you. Mom, if you need help, use the free word. Use that word, the code word to get us. She needs help.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? No, I want him back. Can we sit? I. He was up here living, you know, he was with that woman. But he was up here for what, five, six years. He came into work every day. He was a good guy. Everything was fine. How can it change that much, right?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know, John. I don't know what to tell you. But we tried to get him to go and maybe go to the bar for cabir or so. Or I have told him when your leg gets better because for this year he had three surgeries. Couldn't really walk. Just starting to walk now. I will take care of you, but after that you need to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a good job for him. If we can. If we can get him. If we can get him stable enough to get back up here. He's got a full time job. He'll make A good living. He's a good hand. I like him. I want him back.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I know you want him back. And I would love for him to go back. And I've told him he needs to really think about going back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll talk off air about it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. You need to call me privately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll do it. Thank you, mama. Thank you, Mama. Lil. Thank you, Bobby Buet. Thank you all. 800. He is just like. It's just like the movie.

[JD Ryan]

Of all the stuff we do on this show. That's not real.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's real.

[Turley]

No, it's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's not what she tells him, though. What she's telling you is not what she tells him right now. She's giving him a load. You ever told that John Clay? John Clay Wolf is the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the bad boy.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a devil boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don. An 11 LT3 pack. It says pack, but you probably just meant LT3 package. Okay? No, that's exactly what that means. What color is this Vet?

[Caller/Listener]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does. Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation and chrome. The factory chrome wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

It does have the factory chrome wheels. I have the factory radio that had the navigation, but I didn't like it, so I put the Kenwood radio in. So it has Garmin navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

But I have both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got it. And it's a 3LT. It's an automatic. It's got chromes. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 22,000 miles, which is great. This is the right time of year. This car is going to bring more right now than it will any other time of the year. And I will give 26,000 for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I really wanted 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go again.

[Caller/Listener]

Will you meet me halfway at 26? 5?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in North Richland Hills, but I'm actually moving to Montague County. That's why I'm getting rid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lived in Nakona for five years. I love it up there. But yes, I think I will. Will you go to give me the VIN on the info box where it says tell us more about your car? Right. John, hit me at 26 on air. I'll sell it for 26. 5. Here's the VIN, here's the picks. Let me know quick and we will get right on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Can I do it first thing Monday? I won't be back in town. The car is actually in my garage in my. At my old house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. We'll be there. Givemetheven.com and we'll be right on it. And I appreciate it, Don. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let me grab one more. Scott, you've got a 09 SLK 350 with 15,000 miles, right? Scott. Mercedes. Mercedes. Scott, are you there?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this SLK. Yeah, this 09 SLK is. It's got 15, 000 miles. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Who was driving?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's right. Yeah, right at 15. It was my grandmother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It was. Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re breaking up. Hey, real quick. I'm a mid to lower teens buyer on this car. I'll give. I'll give 13 grand. 13,000. 13,000. Just go to givemetheven.com Junior 11sts was 62. What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Lake Jackson, Texas. It's a CTSV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir. It's clean inside and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's that crystal red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the two door or the four door or the wagon?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the sedan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Clean Carfax. 62,000 miles, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a, it's a. It's a. It's a 23 to 25 grand rig. Go to givemetheven.com and load it. And 25 is a little long. Hang on. I don't want to overbid you. I want to be more precise than that. It's right there. Go to give me the vin.com. let me look at it. Let's see the pictures. I'll buy. It's mid-20s is what the money is. All right, thank you. One more, one more. An 04 Silverado half ton. Is it a crew or an extra extended cab.

[Caller/Listener]

Avery, it's the extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short bed, two wheel drive, cloth, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's four wheel drive and the extended cabs. Actually, I want to say it's a six and a half foot bed, but that's a normal size bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 04 with 131 and a four wheel drive extended cab. Does five grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to say retail is probably closer to 10. Correct. I don't know what, what you get it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 5 to $6,000 buyer. And if you will take that for it. Go to givemetheven.com and. And let's get on it. I don't. I can't pay retail. If I paid retail for cars, I'd be out of business in about 30 minutes. Yeah, but I can get on the top, top of wholesale. And remember, that's why I advertise. If I don't beat a CarMax bid, I owe you a hundred bucks. And this just is. It's just straight up and down. If I don't beat a CarMax bid, I'll send you a check for $100. That's how confident in I am in my pricing. I can work cheaper, I can give more. I know what I'm doing. I've been doing this forever. What else we got? Rush Limbaugh is on the ISDN.

[Turley]

He's finally woke up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, from his 420 haze. You called in, man, you're the one that couldn't make it because you're.

[Bobbo]

But look, it's a special, special day and a special week and a special time.

[JD Ryan]

I know you were dope.

[Bobbo]

I feel I'm entitled to sleep in on a Saturday after delivering five days worth of the finest broadcasting available in the continental United States.

[JD Ryan]

Do you have any thoughts on O'Reilly.

[Bobbo]

For big, big money?

[JD Ryan]

I know you make amazing money.

[Bobbo]

It's a Damn shame about O'Reilly.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

I mean, you know, we spent some time together on Thursday this week. Hung out. He wouldn't do anything in the snowflake hippie parlance of the day, anyways. Honestly, I can't imagine he's guilty of any of this ridiculous stuff they've accused him of.

[JD Ryan]

Don't you think though, over the years it's been repetitive.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I think he might have gotten away with it if not for what he allegedly said to that one girl they had on staff. Oh, did you hear this?

[JD Ryan]

I missed this.

[Bobbo]

She said he nicknamed her Hot Chocolate. I mean, come on.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't get that. Can you believe that?

[Bobbo]

I was shocked.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but who'd have thought Fox News.

[Bobbo]

Hired a black girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[JD Ryan]

What I was shocked about, you.

[Bobbo]

Know, O'Reilly never really exhibited any signs of this kind of obsession with females until the 2008 presidential election.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Now, this is just a theory, but.

[JD Ryan]

Look, you want a longer than that?

[Bobbo]

I think like a lot of brilliant minded conservatives, of course, the sight of Sarah Palin just blew his mind.

[JD Ryan]

That did it.

[Bobbo]

And while I know it's considered quite an unappropos to ever give any impression of blaming a woman. Yeah, in one of these cases, of.

[JD Ryan]

Course, it's not her fault.

[Bobbo]

I believe she may have done this on purpose.

[JD Ryan]

Sarah Palin.

[Bobbo]

Oh, with this sexy business attire, that smile and that wink, the whole thing. Six or seven beautiful kids. So, you know, she Likes to get it on.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Rush and Bill, who's a. A Pentecostal. Did you know that?

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't.

[Bobbo]

Formerly Lutheran.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And that's bad mix. All that repression is a child.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He has a strange thing for shoes as well. But they don't fire you for that. Not at Fox News. Wait till they get a taste of him at msnbc.

[JD Ryan]

That's where he's going next.

[Bobbo]

Could be very strange.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You'll make the money, though. It's great on tv. It's great. I didn't do so well on tv. No, No. I actually accosted and molested many cameramen.

[JD Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[Bobbo]

That's who they said they were. All Puerto Ricans. All between the age of 18 and 20, 24. And all named Maria. Can you stop the strangest thing. They were fine behind that camera.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Those were the days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

The Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Talent on loan from God. Armando an 07 Trailblazer with 88000 miles. It's an SS, right?

[Caller/Listener]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, Rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

I would say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 8 to 9,000.

[Caller/Listener]

I was looking for at least 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't have a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. Okay, we'll go to givemetheven.com. load it up, it'll throw you a number. We'll work on it. Let me get my thinking up. I just need to see pictures. An older truck like this, you never know. I. I need. It all depends on condition how nice is it? How nice is it? I don't know until I see it. Do we have Johnny Cash? Because I think I see one that. I think we need Johnny Cash to bid real quick. Freddie, good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City. My favorite place in the entire South Hemisphere. North hemisphere, yeah. What have you got? You got 05 Grand Prix with 171,000 miles on it. Sounds like a peach hun. Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Trying to trade it for a pickup truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see. I'm going to have Johnny Cash bid this for you. It ain't me, Babe.

[Caller/Listener]

Now, now, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, Babe. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio with Bobbo, JD and Turley. And we will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Remember, the podcast is on John Claywolf dot com. When that doctor me, son, how you get in this condition? I said it hates all bones. I'm just carrying on an old family tradition.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good I am. When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com. i'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United states states. @givemetheven.com, you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

The J.D. you're not. You're not 20 anymore.

[JD Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you should know who this song is. Name this song and name this.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Was this a hit on the radio? First of all, yes, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Name the song and name the singer. Baba. You already know it, don't you?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just don't really. Addicted to Love.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember that Robert Palmer.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sneaky South. This was his first one. This is what got him going.

[Turley]

Oh, I only know this snooky dog.

[JD Ryan]

In the 70s, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, hell, I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I played Robert Palmer in the 80s.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna say, I love Earth, Wind and Fire, man.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, it's great CCR.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love them, Robbie. And 03 Explorer with 213. All these 500 car guys, they're. They're 500 cars. And. And all. All that happens when I tell y' all they're 500 is you get mad at me. Are you mad at me, Robbie?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, thank you. I'm glad.

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't. I didn't figure it was worth more than that, but, you know, I can always hope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Not for $500.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, thank you, dog.

[JD Ryan]

It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why a lot of. When these 500 cars come into this, the website give me the VIN, we send out a letter that's like, Dear Mr. Ryan, thank you so much for contacting us. We're so flattered. Unfortunately, your automobile does not fit our matrix at this time because it's a pile of crap. When you have a real car to sell, please contact us at that point.

[JD Ryan]

It's just easier to keep it and use it as a driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I really want to buy that car for 500.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because.

[JD Ryan]

Because it takes you money to move it.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to move it, you got to sell it, you got to clean it.

[Bobbo]

Unfortunately, your 84 Sunbird is beyond our means.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just not something that we're in the market for at this time.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. That sounds like a corporate response. Have I ever heard one?

[Bobbo]

But my cousin cut a custom sunroof and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you make 300 on a 500 car? You got to give 100. So if you offer 100, then you're a real jerk.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

What about my custom flame job?

[JD Ryan]

What about my cousin did it with the spray can.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what they say will happen to Elton John. Early in his career. He got a custom flame job. Changed his whole frame of mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's John Bottom. He's back. Good morning, John.

[Bobbo]

Funny. He's a funny man. Elton John.

[JD Ryan]

Is he right?

[Bobbo]

You ever talk to him?

[JD Ryan]

I've hung out with him, actually.

[Bobbo]

Dirty, dirty jokes.

[JD Ryan]

Well, he never told me a journey.

[Bobbo]

He told me a joke last week about an old woman's.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not sure we should say it on the radio.

[Bobbo]

It's got a cute angina.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Have you heard that one?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she's sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's got blood pressure problems.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's in your blood pressure.

[Bobbo]

Tells her old boyfriend. She, you know, I should let you know before this goes too far. I've got acute angina.

[JD Ryan]

Heart disease.

[Bobbo]

He says that's good because your boobs are horrible. Terrible.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, I didn't know else.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Charlie, I had an idea. So we sell our cars at Metro Auto Auction, Dallas on Tuesday mornings. Lane A, 10 o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

Lane A, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I would. And I started talking to the simulcast bidders. I'm wearing a headset now, and I'm talking downline to all the streaming simulcast bidders.

[JD Ryan]

So they're on the Internet from everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're dealers, though. They have to be logged in as dealers. Now, what if I put that stream outside to off our website and let the Die Hard listeners listen to the auction going on and hear all my answers?

[JD Ryan]

What would be the point?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I mean, would they like it? Sure. I mean, everybody know, but the Die Hard.

[Turley]

Yeah, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they would like to hear what's going on behind the scenes in the real world?

[JD Ryan]

I've watched you work. It's amazing.

[Turley]

Have to be a separate stream from the auctions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, no, a separate stream setup that's going to our website. I think it'd be fun.

[Turley]

It's a webcam.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all you got to do. Okay.

[Turley]

You got your computer, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah.

[Turley]

You just set your computer up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that's funny, huh? I still have it. Yeah. Did you take it away from me? 800. 800.

[Bobbo]

Seven, two, three, four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Inside.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, I got it.

[Bobbo]

I don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[JD Ryan]

It's an inside joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got Randy the Squirrel Chipmunk, but we're out of time. Randy, are you here?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. I've only got 58 seconds left.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm gonna let that squirrel thing go. Okay?

[JD Ryan]

Everybody makes that mistake. It's all right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, come on.

[JD Ryan]

All right. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Squirrels.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't like squirrels.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I look like a damn bushy tail squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you wanted to come in and talk about Earth Day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, big day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what about it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hang on. You're so long winded with your dialogue. Yeah, and I'm almost out of time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's because I've been taking that speechwriters course.

[JD Ryan]

You have?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last time we talked, you were high on methamphetamine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You were.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No way.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I don't remember nothing like that.

[JD Ryan]

We have the audio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I remember throwing Frisbee.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were with my kids for nine hours.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They never get tired.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I bet not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll catch you on the flip side, dog. Dan, is this Durango a leather or cloth rig?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a cloth rig.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff? Because with the 50,000 miles on the 14, it's gonna be. I bet your payoff's higher than what it's worth.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it is. Because we. We had to finance like two grand over whenever we bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin.com, load it up. The system will spit out a number immediately. I just tell you I can't make your payoff. I can just tell by the fundamentals. A cloth durango, two years old with 50. If you financed it, you're going to be buried in it. And you're going to have to write a check to get out of it. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to give the VIN dot com. Be right back. Uno momento, por favor.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of The John Play Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Which one died? Mca. I miss him. He was great.

[JD Ryan]

You miss him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just, they, they, they had more music in them to finish. Those guys are Good. Come see me. 880. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. Randy the Chipmunk. Oh, good morning everybody. This is the last segment of the buzz. 92. 5 Oak City and ZZ. Oh in Pennsylvania. Remember the podcast is at the John Clay Wolf show. It's on itunes and Google, whatever Google Play. It goes up about noon, I mean about 2 o' clock. So you can grab it and catch what you missed and catch hour number.

[Bobbo]

Four and on the MX on your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car stereo and 97.5 in Houston carries hour number four.

[JD Ryan]

Are we doing an after show show anymore?

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't been because we cuss so much. Yes, we did, but I'd like to see.

[Bobbo]

What if the station's on automation? What if they don't have an operator there and we happen to stay on and nobody knows because it's Saturday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we, we disconnect the lines to make sure there's no connection to Westwood One satellite.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how that works. Randy the Chipmunk has wants to talk to us about Earth Day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey, what's going on?

[JD Ryan]

Another day, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all celebrating the big day?

[John Clay Wolf]

What day?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I ain't talking about that other big day, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

420 pothead. Hey Randy, hold tight just a second. I'm gonna grab this. Jerry. A 12 EcoBoost SuperCrew Lariat with 90 on it and all the gears at a two wheeler, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel with limited slip.

[John Clay Wolf]

16,000. 17,000. Does it sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Coarse. Right, of course. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. See what, See what the computer fires back. We throw a two thousand dollar range right off the top. Let's see if that if my system will bid it higher than me because I'm not looking at anything. And when we built the system obviously I looked at a lot of stuff. All right, well. So Randy. Earth day. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because I called in J.D. doesn't mean I was celebrating. 420.

[JD Ryan]

You said you were high as bejesus.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was calling from my home.

[JD Ryan]

You said.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Where I have the private right to get high to the be Jesus belt. If I want to.

[JD Ryan]

But you were or you weren't. Now you're saying you weren't. You were high, you could talk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, but real people don't advertise.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like out in the public, sitting around stone, listening to Pink Floyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Eating Cheez.

[JD Ryan]

Its all right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, I don't know about y', all, but I gotta work sometimes, you know?

[JD Ryan]

You work?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You also get in trouble. I don't care what they say. This here is text.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It ain't Colorado.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, well. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I think the popo are just waiting for a chance to land on us all and stick us in the damn zoo.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, they don't take us to jail, you know. We get to zoo you. Well, yeah, with all the other convict animals.

[JD Ryan]

You're not convict.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know if you know this, but some of the animals up there ain't the same as you and me.

[JD Ryan]

No, I wouldn't know. They're animals out here in the world. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And squirrels just as well. Squirrel, but inside.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, inside. You call it inside?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They've got these African squirrels, these meerkats. I don't know if you've heard this, but a meerkat will eat your ass.

[Bobbo]

I've never heard that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I Lay Low on 420.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you catch my grass.

[JD Ryan]

I totally heard the voicemail you left. You.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, but today's Earth Day.

[JD Ryan]

It is Earth Day, which is very.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Very important day because that's when all the hippies come out and they'll be all up and down the block planting trees and drinking craft beers and smoking their electric cigarettes. And they always bring all their kids and everything. And listen, these Earth Day hippie kids, if you do them a little trick or something, they'll feed you till you just like to pop.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know if these hippies are rich or what, but this is quality food.

[JD Ryan]

Good stuff.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, hell yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They have grapes and oranges and granola with frosted bottoms and raisins on top.

[JD Ryan]

You eat all that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sometimes they might inadvertently lose track of their cell phone. You know, that's good for a dollar here, dollar there.

[JD Ryan]

You steal the cell phones?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I mean, finders keepers.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Last year, me and my friend Rusty grossed right at $45 worth of little hippie kids, cell phones, Nintendo, 3Ds and what.

[JD Ryan]

What do you do with the money?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And that is how we get the good weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, buddy.

[JD Ryan]

Are you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

By the way, Anyway, I gotta get out there. Here comes a pack of tree huggers now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I see them dollars.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No whammies.

[JD Ryan]

No whammies.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know what I just heard. Yeah, Steve, an 07 Chevy Super Crew. Four wheel drive with 80. Is it the new body or the old body? In 07 they did both.

[Caller/Listener]

Man. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it look like a O? Does it look like an 05 or a 2010?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well I'm going to bid it as a new body because in 07 most of them were. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't talk to rest family. Like I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let'S get them all on the phone and have a, have a meeting, a family meeting.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll just take a vote right here. City council meeting about, about the 80,000 mile truck.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do, do this. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. It'll throw a number back at you and we'll start working online all the post. Thanks. And when people pass away and the brothers and sisters have to determine what to take for the car, it gets weird.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because a lot of them have a side deal with like some dealer and they're like I'll get it real cheap and you kick me some back. They always want to screw their brothers and sisters. We see it a lot. Not always we, we see a lot of it. Yeah. And we know how to buy dead people's cars. We buy dead people's cars often you have to know all the rules.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean that should be our tagline.

[JD Ryan]

So many punchlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com so you can.

[JD Ryan]

Do it from the, from a coffee. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You so easy. You can do it from the funeral home. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

You know John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. The darkness.

[Caller/Listener]

That's Prince of darkness here. I appreciate you being the intermediary for these transactions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, of course.

[Caller/Listener]

A lot of people have been really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think most of our customers go the other direction.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, down here in the inferno of hell, we don't really care about the car, but we do like to see it go to a good old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well we, we. Most of the cars that wind up your direction are like hard, hard lived, high mile junk.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh sure. Here a Dodge, there a Dodge, everywhere a Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dodge, right, exactly. You know, some of these Dodges, we bought one the other day in the, the seat the packages in some of these Dodge trucks. Like the tradesman. This, I mean, I'VE seen nicer interiors in a Massey Ferguson farm tractor.

[JD Ryan]

Really? But so true. That was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean there was a seed that looked like it came right out of a cat dozer but it was factory and there is a difference.

[Caller/Listener]

And we once got an El Camino with a sticker on the back that said high toned Son of a. Where do you think that guy wound up?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Got it. You could stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Uncle Roy on the phone?

[Turley]

His phone's not working.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Because we have an Uncle Roy that drove the Toyota this week and he was gonna do the ride of the week review. We'll do it in our number four. We'll catch up with.

[Turley]

But you do have a review on something else too.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Volvo.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's nice and I need to do it fast because we're almost out of time.

But now, now it's time for the ride of the week.

So the brand new S90TC6 inscription Volvo. Mike, I can tell you that I have not been pulled over like it. You know if, if you're at a convenience store, a drive thru or something. I have not had more people talk to me about a car than this in years.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Volvo built a beautiful car this round. It's like a seven series or a S class Volvo. And I was people pulling up like waving me down to talk to me about this car. Is that the new Volvo? Yes. What do you think? I think it's awesome. But no, they, they. I couldn't believe how much attention this car got. Yeah, they did a nice job.

[JD Ryan]

Who, who was. Was it middle aged guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It wasn't hot chicks?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was not hot chicks. What's the sticker price on it? I didn't even look. It's got to be 70 000.

[JD Ryan]

Boy, you are amazing. 69.

[John Clay Wolf]

365. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

It's like I want to go to the prices right with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, well the reason, I mean I come up with of that number. So the BMW is going to be 88. Right. And this is the same kind of car but it's got to be a little cheaper because it's a Volvo.

[JD Ryan]

Just because still 70g.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. The nice car. If you're a Volvo lover and you want to go try out the new one, I would highly recommend a test drive because you're going to like it. I, I'm not. If I was going to lease a new car, this versus a 7 or an S, it'd be hard.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's nice.

[Turley]

Oh wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's nice. They have the best technology in the dash of any car I've seen in a long time. You know what's funny? I'm driving an SL5500. 500?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a 15 model. That's two years old. Okay. The navigation head unit in that thing, a Mercedes is like something out of. It's the same one they had in 07.

[Turley]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need to, these Germans, they need to really need to catch up on their technology. They need to hire some orientals and get on the bandwagon because you can't charge $100,000 for cars that don't have Bluetooth.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to go. We got to go. We're out of time. Hour number four coming up. Remember in Houston, 975 or go to the streams. You can stream us off iHeartradio. The podcast will be available in about two hours. Over and out. Our number four on deck.

[JD Ryan]

It.

[Caller/Listener]

Sam.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

I think this is Graham Nash. Bum the Hollies.

[Bobbo]

Hollies, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Graham Nash, yeah, he made that band. We've got Uncle Roy on line six.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, cigarette or cocaine?

[JD Ryan]

Know you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Give me back my bullets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Give me back my bullets.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to review. We're going to let Roy review the real deal ride of the week this week. Good morning Roy, how are you? Roy there. Hi.

[Bobbo]

Where are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I lost Linus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Picking up cars.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been saying that the amount of effort that you've been putting out lately has been higher than the amount of effort that you've been having to put out the past few years. Is this, is this a fact?

[Caller/Listener]

That is a fact. Yeah, that's a fact.

[JD Ryan]

Why? What changed?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess give me the vin. What? What changed? Let me let him answer. What, what changed.

[Caller/Listener]

The volume of call. Because I mean I've been picking up seven, eight a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about how many people that we've. You know, because you used to do cars and recon and discount and, and, and, and now, hell, I got two more full time recon guys. You'd think that that would cover it, but I guess it doesn't.

[Caller/Listener]

It doesn't. It doesn't. You know, at the end of the day it all gets shifted to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the, the guys. Do you do much recon on cars anymore? Are you just moving cars all the time?

[Caller/Listener]

I do recon. I do recon. Moving them. I do it all. I have nothing changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got another job for you, Roy. I know that you don't have enough work here at Give me the Vince. So we came up with one more job we need you to do.

[Caller/Listener]

That's. I need that. I need one more. Yeah, I need one more. What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to be our in house car reviewer.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now time for the ride of the week.

Okay, so this week Uncle Roy had the all new Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro 4x4 double cab. Did. What do you think about it, Roy?

[Caller/Listener]

It ain't me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lying at you.

[Caller/Listener]

There's no, there's no room in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And it's ride just a little rough. You know me. Everything got to be good, you know, from riding. You know, I want to ride comfort.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And I could never get comfortable in it. I mean, there's no leg room, not enough leg room, not enough body room. And this, I don't know, the transmission, that, that study shifting. I don't like that. Exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steady shifting. What do you mean?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, like if you go up a grade to change gear to one gear and then it'll fall back. And it fall back, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it doesn't have enough motor. So it just shifts all the time.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's only $45,000.

[Caller/Listener]

That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all. That's all. It's good looking. I thought it was very attractive and I like it. But you're, you're, you're an old, you're an older gentleman, so you're looking more for comfort than cool points.

[Caller/Listener]

You're right. You, you, you, you. You like that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it. I've driven that TRD Sport Forerunner. I liked it a lot. But I know what you're talking about. It's stiff, it's a, it's a, it's an off roader. It's a, it's a white boy off roader. Dallas rig is what it is. You know what I mean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm gonna tell you. Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Why don't you trade for a day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you. I'm driving a Toyota Tundra now.

[Caller/Listener]

You're down as hell. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller/Listener]

I know what you're driving. I gave it to you yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

You can't lie to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you, you would prefer to swap up?

[Caller/Listener]

I'll. I'll swap up for a night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I Mean, did you do what you supposed to do last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I mean, I just took it home. Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

When you're driving, you ain't supposed to just take it home.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I just took it home.

[JD Ryan]

What are you supposed to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you supposed to do in sl?

[Caller/Listener]

You're supposed to ride through the hood, man. Through the hood and do what? Hey, everything else fall in place. All you gotta do is ride.

[JD Ryan]

That's for you, Uncle Roy. That's not for us. You mean you're cool without the car? You don't need.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you notice that SL had pipes on it? There's no way that was factory. It sounds like a ZL1 Camaro when you start up.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, wait a minute. This isn't a normal sl.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm gonna tell you. It's nice. It's nice. I'll tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just took it home. I never take any. We have all these cool cars. I never, ever, ever drive. Have you noticed? I never even opened the door on them? I need to. I need to enjoy it a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Enjoy life.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was gonna take one home and show it to the kids. Little baby daddy got all excited. He was hopping all over it, thought it was awesome. So you want to take the SL today?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I want the SL today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll come get it.

[Caller/Listener]

You think you can manage that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Do you trust me with the Excel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, of course. I trust you with everything I got.

[Caller/Listener]

I believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, no. Yeah. Well, when are you gonna. When are you coming back to the office?

[Caller/Listener]

As long as I got three more pickups, it's gonna be a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine. My truck's here. I'll leave it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're gonna swap out of the brand new. So the review is he's leaving the all new Toyota tundra for a 2015 Mercedes SL500 or 55 or whatever it's called. I don't blame you, Roy. Look at those wheels. This thing's got some wheels on it. Now, is there any chance that that car. When you come out in the morning where you live, the wheels will be missing?

[Caller/Listener]

They gotta come in my living room to get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. So you're gonna put it inside?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I always put them inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. We're good. I'll leave it here for you. Thank you for helping. All right. All right, later. And that was Uncle Roy's review.

[Turley]

Gets out of the car that was demoed. Nah, I don't like.

[Bobbo]

Ain't me.

[JD Ryan]

Give me the SL for Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want that sl. Speaking of Toyota's Ross. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, do you want the SL too? Do you want to trade this Land Cruiser in for a Benz sl?

[Bobbo]

No, man.

[Caller/Listener]

It's my girlfriend's truck. I'm trying to get her to get. Get her and sell it to y'. All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do y' all live?

[Caller/Listener]

Beaumont.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we have a drop point down there off of. Was it 19th, 14th, something. We've got a spot down there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's got a. It's got a dead battery on it, but I can change that out. She sits in under a carport. It's been sitting under a carport for probably three years. She drives about once a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title to it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

Gray. Metallic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a.08 land crusher with. It's gray. It's got a clear title. We write you a check, Got the title, no payoff. Which is nice. 80, 88, 90, 000 miles, roughly.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got one little. It's got a. Her daughter brushed against the mailbox on one fender. Right side, left fender, I believe. It's not bad, but it's got that on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it cost to fix that? That's what matters, cuz I got to fix it. I don't know. Yeah, well, you know. Enough.

[Bobbo]

Give.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a number. Is it a $500 hit or a thousand dollars hit?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I would say 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well.

[Caller/Listener]

But you know, these, these. These auto repair people, man, they'll screw.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll screw you so fast you can't even. You don't even see it coming. I know it absolutely. It's awful. They do it to me too, and you can't. I mean, you only imagine me, cars, I get fixed. My bill, my weekly bill for light, like, bumpers and, you know, just light touch up and buff and stuff. Yeah. 10,000 a week. A week. You know what my trucking bill is? I can't even comprehend 120,000amonth. Holy. That's kind of what I. I mean, we just do a lot of.

[Caller/Listener]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're doing 200.

[Caller/Listener]

Let's get. Every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Well, I'm. I'm. I'm. So if I hit this car right, are you in the position to negotiate on it or does she have to do it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, she's good. I could. I'll talk her into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Let's just do an even 20,000 to be done.

[Caller/Listener]

She want to drive it out anywhere. Drop it on. She just wants to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just get. Bring you a check for 20,000 and be done.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'll tell her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll call you back.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. 800-800-7234. 800. Yeah. The freight bill really is that.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, that's unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable.

[JD Ryan]

I would have thought half of that would have been crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have too.

[JD Ryan]

I thought I was gonna say. I was gonna stupid to say 40. I thought I was gonna let this one. But this will hack him off.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, it's. We've grown a lot in the. The overhead on this operation has gotten to down and I think it's going to double. Our overhead is $100,000 a week. Oh my God.

[JD Ryan]

Almost a million a month in overhead.

[Bobbo]

J fell down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's serious. I try not to look.

[JD Ryan]

I guess not. I wouldn't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I try not to look. $10 million a month in volume.

[JD Ryan]

Well, okay then you're. I mean you're making it back, but wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what we really make.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On all that, no one would in their right mind. I mean like most people look at it be like, ah, yeah, you're making.

[JD Ryan]

300 bucks a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're making a profit. Yes. But. But for $10 million a month in volume and all the work that goes.

[JD Ryan]

Onto that, that would go now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we're gonna pass.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. You gotta really love what you're doing.

[Turley]

Gotta work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Let me put it to you. You really gotta love what I think.

[JD Ryan]

I work hard, but you guys out distance me by miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's a workhorse, I'm a workhorse. Mixing's a workhorse. There's a lot of workhorses. Makani's a workhorse, Roy's a work.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're all.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you come here and you're gonna be lazy, not gonna work anymore. You get flushed out pretty quick.

[JD Ryan]

You'd have to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why it's so fun to have Bobbo here just one day a week. I'm playing with you.

[Bobbo]

No, I'm totally with you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

I never said that about me, but.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Orange, near Beaumont.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Did you buy it at Grange or Chevrolet?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I bought it in Katy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is this a. It's a Z71. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is a 4 wheel drive, 8 cylinder, 16 model Chevrolet. Pick them up truck. I don't Know, Is it an LS or an LT?

[Caller/Listener]

It's LT. It's D71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the double cab with the small back door or the crew cab with the big back do door?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the double cab with a small back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a LT cloth small back door and it has good miles on it. And I know you've been waiting a while, so I know you've got a high payoff or you wouldn't have been waiting a while because you've already got the bad news that you're tanked and you are looking for.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, I don't know. I don't have a high payoff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Okay. Because that happens a lot. I like the miles. What color? One more time.

[Caller/Listener]

It's black. It's the midnight edition. It has some extra ground effects and stuff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And if you sell it to me, what are you gonna drive?

[Caller/Listener]

See, what happened was I got a work truck and I don't feel like making payments on something when I have a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't believe.

[Caller/Listener]

But I financed it for three years. So, I mean, I'm. I don't have any. I'm not upset on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 27,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'll think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look at it. I might give a little more. I need to see pictures. Okay, thanks, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. The Bear, Wichita Falls, Duncan, Oklahoma. Houston, Texas, on 97 5. Of course, the Eagle listeners on Baton Rouge, Planet Radio. It's not called Planet Radio anymore in Lafayette. I forgot what it's called. Shreveport, Louisiana. We've got about 10 of you guys still on right now for hour number four. And appreciate it. Feel free to call in. We will be live. Obviously, you can go to give me the vin.com or just calling the show 800, 800 radio. What you got?

[JD Ryan]

Starbucks unicorn Frappuccino is making everybody top said. People are in line to get this stupid thing. They say it. Say it tastes like sour birthday cake mixed with cream sickle covered with Pixie sticks.

[Bobbo]

And it's.

[JD Ryan]

And even, even, even the baristas don't like making it. They say it's a pain in the ass. It's sticky. It's a mess. They.

[John Clay Wolf]

My barista would like it. Why I call him $3. Oh, my coffee. My coffee and my barista are both $3.

[JD Ryan]

God, well, one, this one of the baristas put a video up online. He was screaming, don't buy this. I've got it all in my hair. It's just crazy. Stop buying it, you crazy people.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I drove up in that SL this morning to get my coffee, he almost came to the window and got in with me. I was like, oh, no. So he's like, I love that car, John. I love. We're fixing to listen on the radio. I love that. Can I just come through that window right now? I mean, it's like flames were flying through the window. I'm like, oh, come on. And we play back and forth. They got a gear shift. He, he, he, he, he. Oh, we ought to bring him up.

[JD Ryan]

I think you should.

[Turley]

Well, you could send a.

[JD Ryan]

So, what's the story on the Frappuccino? Have you anybody had one yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

There's like 90 grams of sugar in it. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna eat that junk.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Pre K over there. DJ Preg.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get one?

[Turley]

Yeah, he went. He went to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Turley]

He's very confused at Starbucks. In fact, he recorded his order over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

It's just very confusing, right? Can y' all do, like, a white chocolate, hot chocolate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Grande or just small? Tall. That's a tall.

[Bobbo]

What's up with that, y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All? Just tall, grande, vintage.

[Turley]

Y' all just make up those names or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you can. Y' all do, like, herbal teas? I can't. I have Earl Gray, Jade, Citrus and Bruce Cloud. Girl, English. You want something with mint or.

[Turley]

See, I haven't heard none of those herbs. I'm familiar with some, like, kush or something, but, you know, I don't know about those. How do y' all make that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just with hot water or. We can use milk or.

[Turley]

I might have to try that at home or something. I think I'm good on just the white chocolate. Hot chocolate, chocolate. 352. All right, I got a.

[JD Ryan]

Let's see.

[Turley]

I got this old gift card. It might have, like, 34 cents on it or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put white chocolate on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[Turley]

There might not be too much on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have 234.

[Turley]

Okay, okay, 234. Can you break a hundred?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not just right now.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry, dear.

[Turley]

He's a little confused with his order, but, you know, got it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you break a hundred? It's just like that scene. I'm gonna get you sucker. How much for a rib?

[Turley]

34Cent gift card.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much for one rib? How much for a Coke? What if I just cut my hands and you pour some in it?

[Bobbo]

Pour some in my hand for a dime.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Turley]

We need to have him ordered more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Break a hundred.

[JD Ryan]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to have him ordering less. White chocolate. Milk chocolate, baby. That's funny. The whitest Black man alive. DJ Prickett.

[JD Ryan]

Hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much more time we got? 45 minutes.

[Turley]

No, seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean tell us all the show's over.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got more stuff to talk.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yes, we do. We have another edition of Black Friday, White Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to bring DJ Pre K in here to help us with that. Okay. All right, we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by Cars on the Radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back, hunky cat Better get back to the woods But I quit those days and my redneck [e-mail] I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid Carmax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. Carmax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemethe vin.com smokes them every day.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Will Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Dude, you know what? I. I read this week, and this blew my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Balbo.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you know, I'm having trouble with my own radio show back in my old hometown. I like to play little clips from movies and tv. You know, my owner is freaked out about fair use policy and that we're going to infringe a copyright.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So I've been reading about this song. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Came from.

[Bobbo]

It's a cover of the Rolling Stones live version of the Last Time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

This could be the last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that.

[Bobbo]

They did it slowly with an orchestra. And this riff that kicks off the song is from that. And so Mick and Keith get all the royalties from this song as well as their own.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that this is the verb. Bitter Sweet, Sweet Symphony. It's a great tune. Back to the Cruel Intentions. That's the name of the movie. It was made famous. Oh, in that little. Yeah, that private school deal.

[Bobbo]

That was cooler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was a good one.

[JD Ryan]

So you're the guy that works at the. Owns your radio station is worried about you playing clips on the Right. On the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Dear Lord. He really. What Paramount's gonna come to Buoy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Knock on your door.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, you played that clip from Top gun. We need 10. $10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[Caller/Listener]

What are you.

[JD Ryan]

That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard of.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's the digital language of the day for those of us in the business.

[JD Ryan]

I know. I play clips all the time on CBS radio. Nobody says anything, so I think you're covered.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's that time for our favorite game show. Oh, White, Black, Latino.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or other.

[JD Ryan]

Where I read a story and you get to decide if the person involved is white, possibly black, maybe Latino, or in some cases black.

[Caller/Listener]

Other.

[John Clay Wolf]

And other would be.

[JD Ryan]

Well, it could be, you know, German, could be anything Asian, whatever.

[Bobbo]

And Pre K is in on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or it could be a white black guy like DJ Prek. Good morning, dj. Yes, sir.

[Turley]

What it do, y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All? I thought he would have a good influence on this because he looks at things from a different angle.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't think of that. He may be able.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just roll right into it.

[JD Ryan]

All right, here's the story. A Connecticut dominatrix who describes herself as Ruthless plus sized in her online ad Locked has been locked up for allegedly extorting hush money from a 69 year old man whom she recorded during their sessions. She also identifies herself as Mistress Teeny, declares what else? Said you shall submit yourself to me. Don't keep me waiting. Given your desires, never release your finances over me. So anyway, so she got arrested because she tried to hush money out of this guy. If you don't pay me, I'm going to put your video up online. So she's arrested. So is she white, is she blonde? Let me see if I have a name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't give it away.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not going to give it away.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the stage name. The pin name.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, her. Ruthless plus size and. Or Mistress Teeny. Mistress Teeny. So is she white, is she black, is she Latino? Or would she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, what's your own.

[Bobbo]

She's a black girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Charlie, what's your vote? Mistress Teeny.

[JD Ryan]

Mistress Teeny?

[Turley]

Yeah, I think so.

[JD Ryan]

Ruthless.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. What Are you thinking.

[Turley]

Did you say what her occupation was?

[JD Ryan]

Well, she's. She's a dominatrix. Oh, she's a dominatrix in Connecticut, if that helps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's true too.

[JD Ryan]

Connecticut.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to say.

[Turley]

I want to say maybe African American, but, you know, I don't know if there's that many black folk up in Connecticut.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

There's the head. There's your catch.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But he's got the black vibe coming through his bones. So he's picking up on something.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm getting that feel.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so I'm gonna stay out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one because I know.

[JD Ryan]

Because you do know. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Ms. Teeny.

[JD Ryan]

Ms. Teeny, Ms. Mistress Teeny, also known as Ruthless Plus Sized. Here's the picture.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, she's.

[JD Ryan]

She assists.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's she charging? Why do you want to know? What's the next.

[Bobbo]

She break a hunt? Let's see here.

[John Clay Wolf]

She break a hunter?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Florida woman has been arrested after she bashed in her long term boyfriend's windshield with a tire iron because he called her fat. Carrie Corwin took her rage out on her boyfriend's three year company truck. Three year old company truck after an argument and was sparked by him trying to fat shame her. This is in Florida. A Florida woman, 25 years old, had been drinking Methodist.

[Bobbo]

Pure white Methodist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[Turley]

I think a Latino girl. She's got a little tight temper.

[Caller/Listener]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's South Florida.

[JD Ryan]

South Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a very good observation, DJ Prek.

[Turley]

I'm going all white. Those. Those Florida white people are crazy out there. That's a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Been part of that. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

G.J. prek.

[Bobbo]

I mean, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's bringing a new element to the, to the game.

[Bobbo]

He's good at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, J.D.

[Caller/Listener]

Whatever name is.

[JD Ryan]

Her name is Carrie Corwin. And she is, as he said, why.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truck plus work truck?

[Turley]

I'm still into with my Caucasian people out there.

[JD Ryan]

He's 2 and 2, man. You want to do one more?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

This is out of Youngstown, Ohio. Robber's handwriting was so bad, the store clerk he was trying to rob, they couldn't read the note. It's 22 year old Dion Taylor with the robbery.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

So he walked into a store, handed him a note. They said, we can't read it and he left. They called the cops and he got arrested. Dion Taylor, he's 22 years old. This is Youngstown, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he white, black, Latino or other?

[Bobbo]

He a brother.

[Turley]

Okay, Turley, bad handwriting. I'm to going Latino again here, DJ Dion. That's really all you need to hear.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes. He's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Turley]

So we have Dion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two blacks and a white.

[JD Ryan]

Two blacks and a white. This. This week. The other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that was. See, that whole thing can be very construed as. As racial prejudice. I don't like what y' all just did.

[JD Ryan]

What did I say when you guys came up with this bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like what y' all just did. Did. I don't endorse what y' all just did.

[JD Ryan]

It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's in bad taste. I know plenty of white yogis that can't read nothing, and there's plenty of black guys that work hard.

[JD Ryan]

But it was funny. When it's a Florida woman bashing in a windshield, then it was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was funny.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Y' all might just all need to go take a time out.

[JD Ryan]

All right. I just.

[Bobbo]

It's always funny till something gets tore up, then it's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sob spots. We never got the next one. I want to hear this week's Son of a.

[Bobbo]

His favorite passage of the Bible is that part where the guy's old lady turns into a pillar of salt. Too bad God didn't give that guy a margarita to go with. He doesn't consider 420 an actual holiday because he's usually out of weed by the time he gets to work. His favorite part of any Long John's entree consists of those crunchy thingies, the fish he plans to use with his girlfriend, Zeppelin style. He is the world's biggest son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are those? Crunchy.

[Bobbo]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Crunchies.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are those crunchy things? Just fried. Fried? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They're just leftover batter. They call them kids crumbs in the store. This is the technical term.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever worked at one of those establishments? You ever done the. The Long John deal?

[Bobbo]

Never worked. Food service. Me and my buddy Dave used to go to Long John Silver's, like, at 9 o' clock at night, right before closing time, and order, like, whole sacks of those deals.

[JD Ryan]

The Crunchies.

[Bobbo]

Oh, love those. That's the best part. They used to be like, have you ever got 50 cents a sack?

[JD Ryan]

Have you ever gotten a piece of fish and no Crunchies? Don't you just want to take it back and go, dude, really?

[Bobbo]

Why am I here? Who are these people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put some more hot sauce on it. Shut up.

[Bobbo]

Who are the crunchies?

[JD Ryan]

Who are these people, George?

[Bobbo]

They gave me no crunchies.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet DJ Pre K worked food service. Dj. If you did, I have questions for you. If you have not, then no big deal. But if you've ever worked food service, I need to talk to you about it. He said no, no, no, no. Oh, gosh, Turley. Did you ever do it?

[Turley]

Yeah, Bennigan's. I worked there for, what, six months?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it like waiting tables?

[Turley]

It sucked.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think everybody needs to do that.

[JD Ryan]

People just rude.

[Turley]

At one point, I was, you know, you had a little bottle. You wipe off the table a little bit before they come in. Well, I squirted the bottle and squirted the couple next to us right in the face. Yeah, I almost lost the job there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Turley]

Yeah, I wasn't really good at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Bartender, which is very similar.

[JD Ryan]

That's real similar. Except you're dealing with happy people. For the most part, they're drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's. There's different phases of bartender. Oh, yes. You know, that last hour is a whole. That's more bouncing than bartender directing traffic and screaming at people to get rid.

[JD Ryan]

Of getting a fight. I mean, broke up while you were working. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Broke up a lot of fights.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but there are bars and they're watering holes. You know, there are places that open up at 7am for night shift workers. And that's a whole different kind of barely. You know, you got guys walking up there just shaking me, dying for that first beer. Just seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like Old Castle. Like. No, Hassel Castle. He needed his shake early in the morning. To get right, he has to get right. Speaking of getting right, shout out to Uncle Blake at Skeeter Motocross in Houston, Texas. He always likes to get right. And he keeps that track room just right. Everything's just right. I'm not getting getting right. You never heard of getting right, man. We're gonna get right. You don't know what getting right is, Turley. You don't get right. Yeah, Drugs.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Slater.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing?

[Bobbo]

Fixing to be a lot better, man.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not a druggie like you people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta get right, man.

[Bobbo]

We're not druggies.

[JD Ryan]

We're knowledgeable druggies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Experienced.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. That deal in Vernon this week was funny that that customer that we were working, we sent up there to buy a car from them, and then they wanted to advance our bid. And they're like, well, we're more for the car than you are. And they're always screwing me out of my cars.

[Turley]

The term is called, I believe, skate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. Right.

[JD Ryan]

Skating.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is a dealership that I used to own. And for some reason they forget that. They forget who bought the dealership in the.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the Two Horse Town back in 03 and turned it into the monstrosity that it is.

[JD Ryan]

Hidden car. The carbon is kind of like, what have you done for me lately, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, we got it up. When I bought that store, it was doing 15. It wasn't even doing 15. It was. The goal for the month was 15.

[JD Ryan]

15 cars total. Holy, man. That's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it was a.

[JD Ryan]

To get it to 101 every other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in the desert, man. I mean, it's in the middle of. Well, you know, I had a dream to, to create a dot com retail deal. Sure. And it's finished and they did a great job. But. But they're. You know, you would think that since I hired a lot of these guys that they'd have some loyalty.

[JD Ryan]

They're still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But, yeah, but they're. They're more arrogant about it. Like, oh, well, look at what we did. Like who planted all the seed and farmed all the crop, did all the fertilizer and cad the vision and got this whole thing rolling that direction. No, I didn't get it to 300, but I got it to like 180. Yeah. And then I went back to town because I got hurt and had a bunch of problems. Had an embezzlement. All stuff anyway. Right. Yeah. We sent a customer up there and. And they were jacking him around, so we just put 2,000 more in his car and told him to come on, we'll get someone else by selling.

[JD Ryan]

They're going to pay in the long run for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I'd like to go ahead. You know, we do that Carmax guarantee.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any. Any Vernon auto group trading offer you have.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any. Any. And this everybody in other markets. Everybody in other markets. This makes no sense what I'm saying, but Amarillo, Witchita Falls, Abilene, some of southern Oklahoma knows what I'm talking about. Any offer they make you on a trade in. If I don't beat it, I'll give you 200 bucks.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, upping it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So anytime you're getting a trade in offer from that dealership in Vernon, Texas, go to givemetheven.com, load it up. And if I don't beat it. The written offer, then I'll give you 200. But odds are I'm just gonna raise it. They're gonna match it. You'll just wind up making more money. That's all that's gonna happen here. I'm not gonna get any card spot, but, I mean, if I can cost him a thousand dollars a car, it's fine. The Internet has no fences. We've got 12 people to sit here and do it all day long. Be glad to do it. Looking forward to it. It's.

[Turley]

It's funny because. So the sales associate or the buyer came back to me. It's like, man, John's really mad about this. I was like, what happened? And so he tells me. I just dropped my head laughing. I go, you realize what's going on now?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's war, right? Oh, yeah, right.

[Turley]

And then that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The Wolf Man's back in Wichita falls homes. And givemetheven.com is how you get your trade appraised. And any offer you have from them, please email it to us, take a picture of it, shoot to us. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for $200. It's just that easy. And then you're going to take our offer and go back to them and say, here's what he gave us. And then they're going to match it. But the net effect is, is this going to cost them a little bit of money and you're going to be the beneficiary of it? And that's fine with me. I've been trying to be friends for a long time, and I'm done trying to be friends. Game over.

[JD Ryan]

The tipping point.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tipping point has been reached. The tipping point has been reached. It was reached a while back, but I just kept biting my lip.

[Bobbo]

That's what Kim Jong Un said. What a crazy deal. Is anybody the least bit worried about.

[JD Ryan]

The state of world affairs the nighttime comedians are? No, I'm not talking about.

[Bobbo]

I'm not talking about, like, witty worried. I mean, that could be. You know, you got south and North Korea. Not. Not. I don't think they could reach us with anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But we've all heard of Vietnam, and Korea was no joke at the time. North and South Korea, these are. It's like if India and Pakistan literally got into something.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know what I mean? So here we are, emblazoned in the middle. You got China. We're not sure where China stands. They're talking like, China's all On our side on this deal. We don't know that. And where's Russia on the deal? That's another proxy war. It's just like Vietnam all over again, man. Can you not. This is not. I mean, I don't want to bring everything down and be a drag.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty. Pretty. Yeah. I mean, that's. Hang on, let me. Let me. I just slipped my wrist.

[Bobbo]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe we should have some more.

[JD Ryan]

It's a little heavy. It's probably heavier than most people. I think people are burned out on news. I really do.

[Bobbo]

I think they're.

[JD Ryan]

The. The election and the whole thing has just totally turned people off to news. Hard, real news. It's like, whatever, get it over with. Blow the hell everything up. Leave me alone.

[Bobbo]

But I think it's better in the long run to know what's going on in the world. Why? You know why.

[JD Ryan]

What good does it do you? You're going to make a difference.

[Bobbo]

What bad does it do? The more you know.

[JD Ryan]

You don't sleep, you worry. What's the point?

[Bobbo]

I don't fail to sleep.

[JD Ryan]

What's the point, though, of the worry? What's the point? Are you going to make a difference?

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't worry on purpose, man. I worry because it's a bad situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a momento. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and the [e-mail]. remember, if you're working to deal at a dealership, boom, go check us up, go check up on us and we'll throw an offer at you. And we will do an in and out with your dealership. We will honor our bid at your dealership and you'll get your tax credit. Be right back.

[Caller/Listener]

You justify.

[Bobbo]

You know. It just ain't serdy without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car are on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade. Real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Can I take your order?

[JD Ryan]

Can I Get a tall chai, a large black coffee.

[Caller/Listener]

A what?

[Bobbo]

Large black coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you mean a venti? No, I mean large.

[Caller/Listener]

He means eventi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the biggest one you got. Venti is large. No, Venti is 20. Danny. Yeah? Large is large.

[Turley]

In fact, tall is large.

[John Clay Wolf]

And grande is Spanish for large.

[Bobbo]

Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations. You're stupid in three languages.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

Quick shout out. Remember, we are in the spring and the spring market and the car market is the highest of the year and it's fixing to wrap up. So if you have that conversion van, minivan, a nice one, Sports car, cool stuff. Springy summer cars, now's the time to sell. They're worth a thousand dollars more right now than they will be in a couple in the middle of the summer. Yeah, it's the.

[Bobbo]

Give me the Ben Vanorama.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[JD Ryan]

John's gone crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nate just is. I mean, if you think about it, the guy, you know, the guy that wants to buy a corvette, he's thinking about his gals for the summer and he gets that car. Then come fall or when they've all got their cars, their summer cars, and then they really go down in the fall. It's a spring. It's like a motorcycle or an rv. The sports car. There's psychological deal going on there.

[Bobbo]

Vanorama.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vanorama van.

[JD Ryan]

This weekend only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're gonna take the kids and go on that road trip. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Louisiana, Baton Rouge, New Orleans. All you guys down there, listen to us on the Eagle and the classic rock station in Lake Charles and Lafayette. We have offices down there. We will pick your cars up immediately. Go to gimmetheven.com, put in the information and we will bid it immediately. Here's a caller. Good morning, caller, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, 2014 GMC Yukon XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No. SLT trim.

[John Clay Wolf]

2014, how many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

50, 52. Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any other offers from anywhere? Are you working a deal with a dealership or anything like that?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm shopping around, but let's put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What have you been hearing?

[Caller/Listener]

25, 26, 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere around there so mid, mid-20s is what they keep hitting at. It's a Yukon. A GMC Yukon. Is it the long one or the short one? XL to the long one. It's a two wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color? You told me black.

[Caller/Listener]

Black. Brand new set of tires. Just got them a brand new set of tires. The only thing that's wrong with the vehicle, it's just the windshield has a crack. That's it. Other than that, everything else is fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can get that done for. For. For 200 bucks. I'll give 25 grand for it. Clean Carfax.

[Caller/Listener]

25 grand? Yeah, I've been trying to submit the on the website. It's not taking a vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any way you're missing a digit?

[Caller/Listener]

Then I guess I'll double check it. But should I just stay on hold then or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you just have to go back to the website. But double check that vin. That means the. The computer never misses. It just doesn't. So that means that you might have flipped two numbers around or missed one. It's got to be 17 digits and. Okay, you can also click the button. Don't have my VIN. And then build the car. But we've got 12 guys in the other room. They'll get right on it. Yep. It needs a clean Carfax. So thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir. This week, okay. People have left all sorts of things on airplanes. You, magazines, maybe you left your laptop. Maybe even left your suitcase. Well, this week on a Delta flight, Delta Flight 221 coming in from England to New York's JFK, somebody left a gun in the bathroom. It was the federal air marshal. She was only two weeks into the job, Went in there to wash up and left her loaded revolver sitting in the bathroom. A passenger found it, though it was all right, and turned it into. The flight attendant, she's in a little bit of trouble. The Bose Corporation.

[John Clay Wolf]

She beat any. Any Koreans up?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, there's another video online about a lady on American Airlines jet. Have you seen this one?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

She's. Oh, so they're taking her stroller, which they do right before you get on the plane. They take your stroller and put it on the bottom. Apparently the guy got near her face or brushed her with it. She breaks into this fake crying thing and gets up in the front of.

[John Clay Wolf]

The plane trying to get a chance.

[JD Ryan]

Video say, you know, that's what it is. And she's holding a kid. You almost hit my baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's so fake, right? Exactly.

[Bobbo]

Because they clubbed her with a stroller.

[JD Ryan]

They brushed her with a stroller baby shield. She keeps touching her face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what did they pay her?

[JD Ryan]

They hadn't paid yet. It just happened this week. Now, the problem was the gate agent overreacted. Because I'll give you a long story, really short. The passenger stands up and goes, you did that to me, man. I'd kick your butt. And the gate agent goes, sit down and stay out of this. He's in trouble now for overreaction. Acting the gate agent.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we can't have that.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I can't even imagine being a flight attendant or pilot these days. Every. You know, every smart aleck is trying to do that now. Really? Why don't you hit me? Why don't you just drag me down the aisle? You know, that's what.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

God, I can't even imagine. Hey, the Bose Corporation is spying on you. You have wireless headphones. Your Bose. They actually, they admit it. They are taking. They're taking your what you're listening to what you're downloading and what you're putting in your Bose headphones. And the problem is they're selling it.

[Turley]

Don't tell strip club this.

[JD Ryan]

I know. I wish he was on the phone. They did not respect respond this week. Bose to request for comments. But there's a proposed class action suit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, I have a couple questions for you. So we bought an 68 Pontiac. What was that thing?

[Turley]

Pontiac Riviera. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, really? Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what city? We bought another.

[Turley]

I want to say Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

I don't remember where, but I think Garland's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we also bought.

[JD Ryan]

Is it cool?

[John Clay Wolf]

A airport shuttle van.

[Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm impressed. I mean, no one called me and asked me what I thought, and that's fine. And I mean, odds are that they'll be just fine. I just. When y' all were bidding this airport shuttle van, what were you using as. As a. Yeah, as reference points on value.

[Turley]

Trying to remember what me and Robert were saying back and forth, but we're like, I think we.

[John Clay Wolf]

It came out of Baton Rouge, didn't it?

[Turley]

We Googled some stuff and just kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of like, well, they're asking 10 grand online. We'll give them 10 grand.

[Bobbo]

Was this on Thursday?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna say, Was this on 420, by chance?

[Turley]

No, no, no, no. The Buick Rivera might have been, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So the shuttle van, do you think that. Do you think it's a moneymaker?

[Turley]

I Think it'll do. All right. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like the kind that's at the ski resorts? It's.

[Turley]

It's more kind of like the shuttle buses that you use for. What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Turley]

The freaking spot on parking place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, like you at the airport.

[Turley]

Yeah, the airport shuttles. Yes, just like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is strip club bringing it up from Lafayette to Dallas?

[Turley]

Yes. Just gotta get. There's a lot of particulars got to work out with strip club.

[JD Ryan]

Funny to be in there.

[Turley]

He's like, where am I gonna sleep? I was like, well, we got here a whole bus.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just a lot.

[Turley]

How am I gonna get back?

[John Clay Wolf]

And this. We buy RVs and motorcycles, too. And our. If for some reason you can't get through it, just click email JCW and it'll go straight to me and I'll get it to our RV buyer or motorcycle buyer. 20 seconds left. Any closing comments?

[JD Ryan]

JD it's been fun. Earth Day is amazing. Go out and kiss a tree. That's all I got. That's all I got for you, man. Baba, you want to buy a sea ray 2001 sea ray?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not for sale anymore.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Baba? What? What have you got? You got five seconds.

[Bobbo]

I'm thinking more of a kiss to get my favorite tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, guys, I appreciate it. Remember the podcast. Be up in a couple hours. John Clay Wolf dot com. See you next Saturday. Thanks again. Out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get.