#94 John Clay Wolfe

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #94 (Feb 13, 2026)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

Host: John Clay Wolfe
Panel: Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Charlie, Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)
Special Guest: Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)
Theme: Car talk, sports, strip club tales, regional banter, and irreverent humor

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic, raucous Saturday romp on The John Clay Wolfe Show. The team is joined by longtime friend Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley), who brings wild stories from his unique double-life as an ordained minister and a strip club DJ. In typical JCW fashion, the show jumps energetically between hilarious strip club tales, on-air car deals, sports talk (notably the NFL draft and Philly fan hatred), Southern and Cajun slang, weed economics, radio business inside jokes, and the running gags that have made the show a cult favorite. The underlying theme, as always, is the wild unpredictability of real lives—on the roads, in clubs, or after hours.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Strip Club DJ Returns!

[00:55 – 07:06]

• Michael Turley ("Strip Club DJ") returns after 4 years with even longer hair and his signature DJ voice.
• Recognized as the voice of Dallas-Fort Worth strip clubs for over 20 years, Turley entertains with spot-on on-air strip club announcements:

  “Right now on your main stage, give it up. This is Tiffany. That’s right, guys. Throw a little greenery at that scenery. If you’re not drinking, you should be tippin’.” — Turley [01:37]

• Turley reveals he's also an ordained minister and once performed a marriage in a strip club:

  “I’ve married people. I’ve married people in a strip club.” — Turley [03:24] “How long did that marriage last?” “About six months.” — John & Turley [03:45]

• Calls in via a church bus he bought through GiveMeTheVIN.

2. Live Car Buying Antics

[05:07 – Throughout]

• Callers pitch their cars for on-air bids; Bobbo and John make fun of the stories, haggle, and sometimes buy immediately.
  • Example:

    “My husband said I need to sell it right now because he is a fat, lazy son of a—and won’t do it himself.” — Caller Stacy [06:08]

  • GiveMeTheVIN offers beat CarMax and other dealers, promising instant, often hilarious negotiations and a $100 guarantee.
• The old “bring it to CarMax and send us the offer live on air—we’ll beat it or pay you $100” gag is lively and popular.

  “If we don’t beat it, we’ll send you $100.” — Bobbo [31:12]

3. Philly Hates Dallas: Drew Pearson Trolls Eagles Fans

[09:19 – 11:43]; [105:24 – 106:55]

• Revisiting a viral NFL draft moment where Cowboys legend Drew Pearson is loudly booed while announcing the Cowboys pick to Philly fans.
• Drew Pearson leans into the hate, milking it for comedy and Cowboy pride:

  “I want to thank the Eagle fans for allowing me to have a career in the NFL... with the second pick... the Dallas Cowboys select...” — Drew Pearson (clip played on-air) [10:11], [105:36]

• Panel laughs about deep-seated Philly-Dallas sports hatred.

4. Buy-Sell Banter: Strip Club Economics & Ethics

[55:54 – 56:51]; [73:02 – 74:09]

• Inside scoop on strip club tipping etiquette and DJ-dancer relationships:
  • Supposed rule: dancers tip 10% of earnings to the DJ, but Turley says he rarely saw that money:

    “I was lucky to walk out with 200.” — Turley [57:04]

  • Huge earning potential recounted:

    "I've seen a girl tag a guy for $64,000 in one night." — Turley [73:53]

  • New in-house stripper, Hannah, compares notes.

5. Regional Slang Wars: ‘Kunas’, ‘Red-assed’, ‘Joey Bag of Donuts’

[22:05 – 24:05]

• Southern and Cajun regional slang compared to Jersey/PA/NY idioms.
  • “Red-assed” = mad in Texas, “Joey Bag of Donuts” = a large or buffoonish person in the Northeast.
  • Turley teaches “kunas” slang and a little Cajun French.
• Panel jokes about regional quirks and rivalries, including Oklahoma and Louisiana tales.

6. Legal Weed, Drug Stories & The “Dope Report”

[64:51 – 66:34]; [92:43 – 94:15]

• The business and risk of "muling" hydroponic weed from Colorado into Texas is discussed in detail.
• Bob Floyd delivers the tongue-in-cheek “Dope Report”:

  “Unless you’re planning a trip to deepest Columbia before July, the days of scoring a quarter pound of soft leafy redbud kind are long gone. You want hydro—expect to pay $1,700 a pound.” — Bob Floyd [92:43]

• Anecdotes about the price and dangers of weed running.

7. Celebrity Endorsement Parodies

[39:35 – 41:56]; [104:00 – 104:58]

• Parodies of local sports heroes’ car-selling endorsements are created to mock rival company's ads:
  • Dirk Nowitzki, Jose Altuve, Yu Darvish, Michael Irvin (all impersonated badly and for comic effect):

    “This is Dirk Nowitski. When sell your car, sell to givemethevin.com. Good time they come, they bring you a check, take your car and go away. Just like the Third Reich.” — Bobbo or JD (as fake Dirk) [40:23], [104:58]

8. Radio Life, Inside Baseball & Podcast Growth

[97:17 – 101:43]; [131:04 – 133:10]

• JCW and crew talk openly about the behind-the-scenes of running a syndicated radio show and podcast.
• JCW Show podcast is growing rapidly—now gets more downloads in 3 months than the previous year.
• Conversation about how radio DJ jobs are some of the worst paid in America:

  “Radio broadcasters, median salary $38,000, are two of the worst possible career choices... Disc jockey, salesperson, and firefighter believe it or not.” — John quoting Money magazine [131:07]

• Advice to aspiring DJs: “All the money is in Jesus, dude. Go work that Christian angle.” — Bobbo [133:02]

9. Running Strip Club DJ’s Life

[74:10 – 76:37]; [141:17 – 155:47]

• Turley discusses being on disability, fighting to keep insurance for his meds, why he left club DJing (music changed to hip-hop, less tip money), struggles with mental health, and the culture of Louisiana strip clubs.
• Panel tries to talk Turley into rejoining the team, riffing on how to keep his disability while working.

10. Odd & Memorable Calls

• On-air haggling with a CarMax rep ([77:23]) and callers trying to outwit Bobbo and John.
• Story of a $100k Land Rover on blocks after its owner, a self-described “$30,000 millionaire,” had the wheels repossessed by Rent-a-Tire [49:42 – 51:11].
• Goofy “White, Black, Hispanic, or Other?” guessing game for odd news [59:42, 124:24].

11. Running Gags, Bits, References

• “Randy the Chipmunk” and “Buster Dix” for parody North Korea/Pennsylvania takes [44:19, 111:52].
• Musical nostalgia—panel recalls 70s–80s rock, laughs about the similarities between Tom Petty and Dwight Yoakam.
• Stripper-tipper math (“daytime dancer: $8 tip, nighttime dancer: $100 tip”), and “ethics” of club life.
• Panel teases about Joey Bag of Donuts, Kunis/Cajun slang, and “fixin’ to” vs. “hold time.”
• The joke endorsement:

  “If you want to get lowballed, do it.” — Bobbo [59:14]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I’ve married people. I’ve married people in a strip club.”
  — Strip Club DJ, [03:24]

• “I bring home less than a thousand a month in disability. Barely enough to cover my bills.”
  — Strip Club DJ, on life post-DJ, [15:52]

• “We come to you and pick up the car, so you don’t have to jack with hanging out at some dealership and waiting on a check.”
  — Bobbo, on the GiveMeTheVIN promise, [137:46]

• “I walked in the room, you’re talking about big boobs and long legs. Thanks, John. Love you too.”
  — Turley, [38:31]

• “Why are you so greedy? So you don’t want to sell it, you just want to jerk me off?”
  — Bobbo to caller, [28:05]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:55 - Strip Club DJ’s return, stories, and minister tale
• 05:07–20:54 - Car selling/buying calls interwoven with jokes
• 09:19, 105:24 - Eagles fans boo Drew Pearson; NFL draft humor
• 22:05 - Slang wars: ‘red-assed’, ‘Joey bag of donuts’, ‘fixin’ to’
• 39:35, 104:00 - Fake celebrity endorsement parodies
• 49:42 - The $100k Land Rover on blocks after wheel repossession
• 55:54, 73:02 - Strip club economics/debts, new in-house "stripper"
• 64:51, 92:43 - Weed economics and hydro trafficking
• 74:10, 141:17 - Turley’s disability and possible move back to Dallas
• 97:17, 131:04 - Podcast growth, radio industry, work/life advice for DJs
• 124:24, 59:42 - “White, Black, Hispanic, or Other?” odd news
• 111:52 - “Buster Dix” and more character-based gags

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Final Thoughts

Energetic, irreverent, and authentic as ever, this episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings together classic bits, fresh call-in banter, not-so-PC strip club tales, real-life auto dealing, and a love letter to regional weirdness and the unsung world of radio. A treat for listeners new and old—even if you don’t have a car to sell.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on?

[Bobbo]

Yes, we are. The computer crashed just before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

These jewels, like these.

[Charlie]

Amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is how it happened to me as well.

[Bobbo]

Let's see here. Live. Live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Live.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the John Do It Live show. We'll do it live.

[Bobbo]

We'll do it live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playing Pandora. Is that against the law?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can. Didn't have to say it's Pandora.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's indoor.

[Charlie]

Well, we're live. Bobbo, introduce everybody to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, everyone. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. J.D. ryan.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo over there at 11 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll say 3 o' clock is Mr. Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so much easier to turn the music down. You just move the phone away from the mic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our producer, Mike Turley. We've got a special guest in the studio this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

What's up, Bobbo?

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you doing, man?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I'm just sitting here enjoying the John Clay Wolf Show. Haven't been here in four years. It is so good to see everybody again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club, man. I can't believe you're here. I walked in, I went, what strip.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Club dj Almost didn't recognize me with these long, luscious locks, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You do. You have really long hair now.

[J.D. Ryan]

We gave. We gave his. His name is Eric. He likes to go by Kulag. He enjoys the Renaissance Fairs somewhat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

And we gave him that name. Strip club DJ St. John gave him that name because over the course of more than 20 years in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex, Eric has worked at virtually every strip club in the world in every suburb down here. And over time, there's that voice, that.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Beautiful strip club voice. I know some of you know it. All right. Right now on your main stage, give it up. This is Tiffany. That's right, guys. Throw a little greenery at that scenery. If you're not drinking, you should be tiffin'. I'm the voice of every strip club DJ in the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

Admit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, while they also kind of do sound, why wouldn't some of them just kind of break out of the mold? Because guys expect that sound.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's cliche, you know, I did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

About a week of my tenure at a fine establishment called Maximus in Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maximus.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I thought I'd be cool. I'd say, hey, everybody, right now on the main stage. This is heartless, you know, and the. The girls really liked it. They thought, oh, man, that's classic, man. We're making a lot more money, really, for about A week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we're happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

The owner's like, hey, man, you gotta pick it up. Gotta figure, you want more whiskey? What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's working.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Gotta show a little. That excitement. You gotta sound like you're at a carnival. You're having fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because after about 10pm or so, it turns into a bit of a circus. And you can't be heard just speaking into a microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you gotta scream.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta project.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's my Hellraisers?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's right. Where's my Hellraisers? Where's my noisemakers? Where's my big tippers? That's right. VIP room is open.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I could do. I can do the voice thing, but you're. You. You're. I mean, God, I can't come close.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do.

[Bobbo]

Hey, hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of the many things he does. I know, but he does that perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you working in Louisiana at strip club?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Not currently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not currently.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

They've closed just about every strip club in the area I'm living in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the weirdest thing you've seen happen at a strip club? Is there one you can tell?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I know you've seen. I know women are crazy. I know that much. But what's the weirdest thing you've seen happen?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, in addition to being a strip club dj, I'm also an ordained minister. I've married people. I've married people in a strip club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gets married in a strip club. Here it comes.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, that's right. Do you take this woman to be.

[Bobbo]

Your lawfully wedded wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

You may kiss the bride.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did that merge last?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

About six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a stretch. Can't imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excuse me. That's our first token strip club line of the day. Because I'm not only a strip club dj, I'm also an ordained minister.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a bumper sticker.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's a hell of a smooth transition you had. Internally, y' all sound like Wayne's World. Like the bro hacked into the public cable network Happen.

[Charlie]

It's that nightmare of where the computer just freezes, right? I mean, literally right when you hit the button.

[Bobbo]

I didn't realize strip club was in. I. I thought you might be. Good morning, sir.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Morning, John.

[Bobbo]

It's been a while. Long while.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Been a while. Y' all still look the same. Still love y' all all the same.

[Bobbo]

So you drove up here from Lousiana. In a. In a.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

In a church bus. In a church bus, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

For real?

[Bobbo]

How many people will it hold? 20. 20?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you actually in a church bus?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Did you see that bus out in the parking lot?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you get it?

[Bobbo]

We bought it through. Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's yours.

[Bobbo]

Give me the VIN and stole it. My. My brain surgeon friends that buy cars and they give me the VIN binder. I'm like, yeah, just put it with transportation. Like, hang on. You really think the transport hauler's going to be able to throw that on the truck? Yeah, you can put it on the truck.

[Charlie]

We buy it, John, and we figure it out later.

[Bobbo]

This is a good point. This is a good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Space shuttle. Buy it.

[Bobbo]

800. 800 radio. Stacy, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. Do you need strip club DJ to bring you onto the stage, Stacy? No, I'm good. I think we do. Go ahead.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Hands clapping, voices screaming, feet stomping. Everybody having a good time out there. Let's show some love to Stacy.

[Bobbo]

There you go, Stacy. Now move a little to the left. There you go. Okay. What do you need, honey?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to sell my Lexus.

[Bobbo]

All right. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I need to get 13,000.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Is there a payoff on it? No. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean title. It's white.

[Bobbo]

What color are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm white.

[Bobbo]

All righty. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, why does that matter?

[Bobbo]

What color is the interior?

[Caller/Listener]

The interior is. It's tan and it's leather.

[Bobbo]

And it's a 04 LX 470.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it should be all right. You have a title to it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I do.

[Bobbo]

Does it have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

My husband said I need to sell it right now. I need to get it picked up because he is a fat, lazy son of a. And won't do it himself.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay. Well, we will come pick it up. We will come get it. Sounds like you have a really nice marriage over there in Denton.

[Caller/Listener]

It's beautiful.

[Bobbo]

How long have you all been together?

[Caller/Listener]

Too long.

[Bobbo]

So I'll buy the truck. So I'll give 12. What'd you say? 13,000 or 12,000?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. 13.

[Bobbo]

Okay, 13,000. Sold. Done. So go to givemetheven.com, load it up, take a picture. Take pictures of the car, front and back of the title. Whoever it's registered in, take a picture of the driver's license. Say, John bought this for me for 13. In we. We deliver, we pick up. So we'll be there. Actually, we can do it today if you want to do it today.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I'll be home all day and so will the husband.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well, we will come get it today. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll get it. Thanks, Stacy. 800-800-7234.

[John Clay Wolf]

Memories of Marriage.

[Bobbo]

800, 800 radio. Clint.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Do you want to be brought out on the stage by the strip club dj?

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

All right, ladies, get those towels ready. Cause here he comes. He's on your stage. He's doing it just for you.

[Bobbo]

Step up.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Give it up for Clint.

[Bobbo]

Clint.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why am I applauding a guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to me?

[Bobbo]

Clint, what have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I've got a 14 GMC crew cab.

[Bobbo]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

42,000.

[Bobbo]

All right. Leather, cloth, sunroof, navigation cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the Texas edition. Just a basic, 17 inch wheels, bed.

[Bobbo]

Liner, two wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel drive.

[Bobbo]

Have you had any offers? Have you had any offers anywhere else you're trying to mean? Trying to trade it in, Trying to sell it. Have you gone to Carmax just trying to sell it. Do you have any other offers?

[Caller/Listener]

Not at this moment.

[Bobbo]

Okay, it's a 14, 20, 42. It's, it's, it's, it's,.

[Caller/Listener]

Perfect.

[Bobbo]

Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

You bought it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well then go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Thank Clint. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I know that sounds hokey, but for those that you been listening to us for years, that's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

This way it works. Had another guy this week in radio. He said, my dad died. I want to get rid of this car. I don't want to deal with it. I give him your website. He goes, no, really, what's the deal? I went.

[Bobbo]

So we do flip it on givemetheven.com we buy the cars. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, WZZO in Pennsylvania. Dallas, Texas, KZPS 92. Five Oklahoma, the brew. Plus we got the Eagle down in Baton Rouge in New Orleans. Hey, hey, hey. 98. 1, LSU's flagship station here in Nash.

[J.D. Ryan]

There in Nash.

[Bobbo]

Everywhere in Nash. Nash, that's right. We got Nash. We got country. We got both kinds, country and western. What have y' all got on tap today?

[Charlie]

Well, there's a bunch of stuff. Have you been watching the NFL draft?

[Bobbo]

Any. I watched Drew Pearson's clip last night.

[Charlie]

I have that. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania fans, you might want to turn off the radio for A minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a real pro cowboy thing?

[Charlie]

Great moment in Cowboy history.

[Bobbo]

Pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was this broadcast first in?

[Bobbo]

It was nationwide in Philly. They have the draft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is broadcast nationwide. So Drew gets up on stage to announce the Cowboys numbered first round or second?

[Charlie]

Second round pick.

[Bobbo]

Second round pick. And the Eagles fans start being Eagles fans and just rioting and boo and I mean, probably calling him bad, like terrible racial slurs and. Well, that's a Philly fan. Racial slurs and saying, I hope your, you know, kids die and all that kind of stuff that Philly fans do. Wow. And then so Drew addressed the fans back. Okay, that's pretty good. All right. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about them Cowboys? I want to thank the Eagle fans for allowing me to have a career in the NFL.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am honored as an undrafted free agent to be selected to make the Cowboys second round draft pick.

[Bobbo]

And on behalf of the five time.

[J.D. Ryan]

World champion Dallas Cowboys hall of Fame owner, Jerry Jones, team Jones, and the Jones family, coach Jason Garrett, all the Cowboy players that played before me, that.

[Bobbo]

Played with me and played after me.

[J.D. Ryan]

With the second pick and the second.

[Bobbo]

The 60th pick in the second round.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Dallas Cowboys left defensive back from Colorado, Chobi Abu.

[Bobbo]

I said it well, it was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got.

[Charlie]

He was getting so excited up there, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He ramped it up. I missed this.

[Charlie]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is great.

[Charlie]

Sh it right back at Philly.

[J.D. Ryan]

That many people boot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why would that many people boo?

[Bobbo]

It's Philly. That's what they do. They just get mad and angry. When I was up there, I mean, if. If they, you know, from Dallas, they just immediately hate me. There's not a place in the United States where there's more hatred than Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philadelphia fans, they hate us.

[Bobbo]

Hate us. Hate.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's bizarre.

[Bobbo]

Not dislike Philadelphia fans. Call in and explain to JD what the deal is. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7234. Roger. 15 Buick Encore with 46. Is this. This rig's like worth 13 grand, isn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

Say what, sir?

[Bobbo]

A 15 Buick Encore with 46, 000 miles. 13 grand is what's coming to mind.

[Caller/Listener]

13,000?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

We can't go there. Okay, thank you.

[Bobbo]

All right, man.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Bu. Encore. Do you know what that looks like? It looks like. It looks like a midget that got a shot to stay like a baby and never got to grow up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Very odd. With the full size head, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even worse.

[Bobbo]

800.

[Charlie]

800.

[Bobbo]

7, 2, 3, 4. So you're saying it's sexy 10 BMW 328 CJ. Where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Here.

[Bobbo]

Spring. Good morning. How about the Texans? They got a good draft pick? A couple of them, yeah. Very much so. A 10 BMW. Now it's an M sport, so it just has the trim, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. It comes with the paddle shifters, lower suspension, rims, all that good stuff.

[Bobbo]

Two door, four door.

[Caller/Listener]

Two or four door.

[Bobbo]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number websites givemetheven.com I'm thinking nine grand. I need to look at it. Go to the website. It's a 10 BMW with 90, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yep. Go to the website.

[Caller/Listener]

I had 70 on about three months ago. I just drive about 300 miles a day.

[Bobbo]

Are you running dope between here and Seattle?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

Are you running dope between here and Seattle?

[Caller/Listener]

Nah, I'd probably make more money if I did that.

[Bobbo]

Probably driving a 7 Series. Not a 3. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I mean, you know, I'm not trying to judge, but you are. So Houston picked the Clemson's quarterback. Yep. What's the name?

[Charlie]

Deshaun Watson.

[Bobbo]

Otherwise known as the Heisman Trophy winner.

[Charlie]

And they also won the national championship. I say he won it. Clemson won it. But he was a big part of it, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he went where? He went to Cleveland.

[Bobbo]

To the.

[Charlie]

No, Texans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Texans.

[Charlie]

Yeah, they. They've got all the parts around him, so I think he'll actually. It may be similar to Dak last year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Charlie]

Very similar season for him. So that's actually a good pick for Texans.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Turley. Good morning. Good morning, J.D. bobbo.

[Charlie]

They also picked up Dante Freeman from Texas, the running back.

[John Clay Wolf]

So were there any surprises? Anybody like. Oh, my God. Anything unusual?

[Charlie]

Yeah, Chicago Bears trading up one spot to get some guy that they could have got in the second round.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, geez.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was a strip club. He's loading these cars slow. You ought to get in there and teach him how to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

If I remember how.

[Bobbo]

So tell me. Strip. You came to Dallas, Fort Worth. You've been down in the bayou hiding out for three years?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

4.

[Bobbo]

Did you see any cameras? Did you? Tell us about your ailments.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Actually, when I got into the Dallas area, I got kind of twitchy because I started seeing the cameras everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, they're. I mean, they've got to be everywhere where you live. They're in every town in America.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, but they're watching just me.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not Though it's an intersection camera. It's a Walmart camera.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Those are the ones you see.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see ones that are not there, is what you're saying? Yes. Where are they? Where do they hide?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Everywhere. They're on top of the light posts. There's some in the studio right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now this is real. We're not making. You're not making this up?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have an actual paranoia.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And you're certified by the state of Louisiana as a crazy son of.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Do you have a card that says that? Do you get government money for being crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

What I'm gonna ask.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes, I do. I'm considered legally disabled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

So if you came back to work for me, I could get a. I mean, I don't have to pay as much.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

We'll talk about that on the air.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so there's a motivation for you to stay crazy. I'm just being honest.

[Bobbo]

What does it pay to be crazy these days? What does it pay to be crazy?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

It's not what you think. I bring home less than a thousand a month in disability.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really? Yeah. Do they charge you taxes? That's crazy.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No taxes. And it's barely enough to cover my bills.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, thousand a month. It's not a lot. Can you work a little bit? A little bit.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Lauren, this BMW, does it have. It's got a hundred 125, 000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to say it does. I'm not too sure. I haven't looked at the mileage in like a little while, which just sounds.

[Bobbo]

Like a lot of miles. I. I'm a. I'm a 9 to 10 thousand dollar buyer on a 13, 335 with 125 it with 125. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and send a picture of it and verify the miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'll buy it.

[Bobbo]

Thanks for calling, Lauren. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Melissa and 07 Freestyle with a buck 25 is worth like $2,500. It's weird. The transmissions don't stay in those cars. Nobody wants them.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thank you.

[Bobbo]

Where you call from? Louisiana, Dallas, Texas, Oklahoma, all the southwest. And of course our friends up in Jersey, Pennsylvania and New York State. We will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Thanks again.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Bobbo]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO. That was mine. Sitting in the back of a long way Cadillac. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. It is about 8:35 for those of y' all who listened to the radio and said, we're in timepiece. Bob O.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good day. Good day.

[Bobbo]

You like the. The honky tonk, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

I always have, man. Always have.

[Bobbo]

Dwight Yocum's hard to beat.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's pretty cool. I'm telling you something. I saw Tom Petty last Saturday night at the American Airlines Center.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's so much like seeing a Dwight Yocum show, man. It's. It's uncanny.

[Bobbo]

You know what? Wallace Edwards should do it behind the music on the actual maternal relationship between Tom Petty and Dwight Yoko, because they are one of the same. They're actually brothers.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't doubt.

[Bobbo]

People don't know if you. If you took Tom Petty, put an Elvis suit on him and slap a cowboy hat on him, you've got Dwight yoga.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why the concerts were one week apart. One's in Dallas, one's in Fort Worth. He's trying to trick you.

[Bobbo]

Actually the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same guy. He did two shows in town.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

Turn it up to her. Let's hear. When you hear his vocal, Solomon, a lot of mumbling. Bob. What would. What would. Tom Petty's. Bob. What would Tom Petty's version of Long White Cadillac. The rock and roll version. So much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Long blue Camino. Short blue Camino.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Eric. You're buried in your Prius. I just wanted you to know that I know that you know. I know. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Bobbo]

If you got an 11 Prius with 100 on it and your payoff's 11, you're hammered. Like, did you lose it in a. In a divorce or something? No.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know what happened. But what's it worth?

[Bobbo]

Half of that. Oh, really?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I'm Very bad.

[Bobbo]

You get a preacher and tobacco. Eric from Plano. Everybody give Eric Eric Plano a round of applause. He's the most buried upside down guy we've had this morning. But don't feel bad, Eric. Stay tuned because there will be people that outdo you later on.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, thank you so very much for that awesome Saturday information.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. RJ enclaves suck. I wanted you to know that I know that enclaves suck. It's weird, man. I keep losing money on them. What? What's up with that, rj? Nothing.

[Caller/Listener]

We bought it brand new and I'm just looking for maybe get a smaller Buick.

[Bobbo]

Does it have a sunroof and factory navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it does not have the sunroof on a navigation.

[Bobbo]

It's 11 with 85. And I'll give 8, 80. I'll give 9,000, which is stupid low. And I know you're like, why am I so stupid? And if you were here in Dallas, you'd come punch me in the face. And I understand that. But I lost 4,000 on one of these the other day. So I'm a little red assed over it.

[Caller/Listener]

I guess so.

[Bobbo]

All right, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Or you can just go to give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. VI N. Give in.com dealers, remember, I will help you put your car deals together on cars that you, that you don't think you want to pay as much for as maybe I would. And customers tell your dealers the same thing. Go to givemetheven.com, click the dealer button, franchise dealer only. And my system will give you a bid immediately.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, does that require a translation for our friends up north when you say I'm a little red ass.

[Bobbo]

A little red ass?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Well, you can go ahead and do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I mean, it just means you're mad.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it has nothing to do with Asperger's. It's not? No. It's not like the first, you know.

[Bobbo]

Or in and out. It's the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

First stage.

[Bobbo]

Red ass is a Southern term for being upset. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

You're still red assed with your old lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

You're old, late. I mean, are there other Southern terms that we might need to color in for our new New Jersey and New Yorker amigos?

[J.D. Ryan]

I would say hacked off.

[Bobbo]

Hacked off. That's probably not used very often. I, I hear they have some weird terms like Joey Bag of donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean? Who's, who is that guy?

[Bobbo]

It's like some guy. Actually, Pa Zo listeners call in and explain to us what Joey bag of donuts is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You call a guy a person that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's a Joey bag of donuts. That would be like he. We would say, that's some six pack. No, no, that's some. I think it's like redneck idiot. Know it all. I speak Johnny Joey bag of donuts. You know what it is, Charlie?

[Charlie]

No. But one term that's similar to what Texans use is fixing.

[Bobbo]

Fixing.

[Charlie]

Hold time is up north. They'll say hold time. Hold time.

[Bobbo]

Like a referee.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Hold time.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Charlie]

And you know, we're about to get to it. We're like fixing.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Charlie. Was he. He was raised in Connecticut. I mean. Kunis. Hey, Kunis. Do you have any. Do you have any Kunas slang for us? Strip club. Strip club.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Got a whole lot of kunas slaying. What you want to know?

[Bobbo]

Just something. Educate me. Made me feel like I'm learning something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what is that? Before we run out of dumb time.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

It's clean. It means you're stupid. You. You're very stupid.

[Bobbo]

Are you just gonna speak French?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, I speak a little bit Cajun French.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

But Joey bag of donuts is an Italian American slang for someone who is overweight.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Slang for fat ass.

[Bobbo]

How could that be converted down here in the. In the Southern speak badass Joey. Joe, we'll come up with something. My. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our call in station. It's Saturday morning. We are live all over the place and we're glad to have you with us. Keep riding along till noon today we've got all kinds of good bits, kicks, guests lined up. Be back in a minute. Held a generous rank. When the bliss be raised and the body stake.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your Car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear. He always buys a woman a corny dog on the first date just for the sake of gauging style and originality. He feels that children hold no personal value until they're old enough to mow the lawn without assistance. And they'd better do a good job if they want to earn that $5. He's found that young ladies shopping the condom selection at Walmart are inadvertently there for a reason. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo]

So he's hanging out at the condom section to get laid?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

I thought that's what you did at Chuck E. Cheese on Wednesdays.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Busted.

[Bobbo]

If you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so true.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are some good looking mamas in 2rh water park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

Tuesdays. Tuesdays. Supervised visitation in the summertime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't think of that.

[Bobbo]

This is a big deal. The water park. The Tuesday afternoon supervised visitation where all the strippers get to see their kids. Ah, that's a good place to be. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a great tip.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, you know, send your donations, I'll pass the plate. I got more of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on. It's greatness.

[Bobbo]

800-800-7234, givemetheven.com is what this is powered by? It's our sponsor. We do buy cars on the air, but we talk a lot of BS most of the time. John, good morning. You're on the air. John, you there? Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

This is John.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

07 Tahoe Ho Z71 with leather roof, nav and 126 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black. Black on black.

[Bobbo]

And we're playing AC dc. What do you know? Average, rougher, clean condition.

[Caller/Listener]

Average condition is, I think, excellent.

[Bobbo]

Do you have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

I do.

[Bobbo]

Okay. This sounds like a truck that I should be able to get bought. Most of the time if I'm in any auction, are, you know, bidding against a bunch of dealers, I always get these bought. So if you don't sell it to me, you're too high. I just wanted to preface this. If you can't sell this car to me, you're too greedy and you're too high. Okay, so we'll start there. It's 07 ho with a buck 26. $9,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Does that buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I Don't think that'll buy it.

[Bobbo]

Greed. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. John, I know what buys it.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm looking at 12.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, see, look at you. I mean, Damn. This is a 07. This is a 10 year old hoe with a buck 30 on it. What's wrong with you? Why are you so greedy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you so greedy?

[Bobbo]

How long have you been trying to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't. I just decided today when I was listening.

[Bobbo]

So you don't want to sell it, you just want to jerk me off? No. Oh, did I? Did I did? You have to dump that, Turley. Turley had to dump that because I couldn't say that on the radio. Stroke me. So if I get. If I came up to 10,000, is that buying?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, go shop that around for a while and then call me when you're ready.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay? You got it.

[Bobbo]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, are you going to refer to every Tahoe that comes up as a in a hoe?

[Bobbo]

No, but I'll tell you, you know something about put. It's ironic. When you put something on the money, it sells. There's this house I've been trying to buy for six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And we're miles and miles and miles apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And finally that same conversation I had with him, I had with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And the agent. So we went ahead and we've started plans to build our new house and all this good stuff. And they called me last week. She's ready to go now. Ah, she'll take your offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yep. And I was like, man, we've already started. And they lowered the listing on. On the Internet to the price that I offered. And it's. They had four offers in the same day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you hit the money.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Robert and I, A97 DeVille.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on, you're gonna love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell it, Robert.

[Bobbo]

What are you, a drug dealer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen closely or you live with your aunt.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, my dad's car, now, he's 93 years old. I'm on my way to Carmax to sell it. You can do better.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God. I bet he got more wool than all of us put together.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, he's only driven it back and forth to the liquor store for the last five years.

[Bobbo]

Well, go to Carmax and call us when you're there. Let's do that. Let's do all this on the air. Call us when you're there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't that be funny?

[Caller/Listener]

And, dude, I ain't got time for that. This is hard enough as it is.

[Bobbo]

I'll give 500 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

500?

[Bobbo]

It's a 97 Cataract. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Listener]

With 77,000 in the right part of town, you could.

[Bobbo]

Dude, there is a ghetto market, and there's a real market, but that ghetto market, they trade sex and dope and, like, all kinds and identities, including in these car deals. It doesn't. It doesn't count. It's not real money.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, John. I mean, it's good that you give me a ballpark for it. You're at 500. I'll see what carmax.

[Bobbo]

I'll give more than that. Go ahead and get there and call us when you're there, and let's negotiate with you and the carmax dude on the air. This would be fun. Let's have fun.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Robert, we're bored.

[Bobbo]

Life is boring. Let's have fun. Let's have fun.

[Charlie]

There's 100 bucks on the line for him.

[Bobbo]

There's a hundred bucks on the line for you. I'll give him 100 bucks just to do it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Charlie]

I don't think he's gonna do it, but that would be great.

[Bobbo]

I don't think he's heading there anyway. But if we do, you show us your carmax offer, take a picture of it, send it to [e-mail]. if we don't beat it, we'll send you 100 bucks. How many. How many hundred bucks did we send out this week, Charlie?

[Charlie]

Three.

[Bobbo]

Yes, three. Okay, so out of, like, 40, we. There's three of them. We said, you know what? Let him have it, and we sent him 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, fair enough.

[Bobbo]

I'll pay that for the opportunity. All day. Scooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scooter.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man. How's it going?

[Bobbo]

Good. Does it say scooter on your birth certificate?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it says William.

[Bobbo]

I know a scooter that lives right outside of dfw, and he's a sorry, old, lying, crooked bastard.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm not a liar, man.

[Bobbo]

All right? So when I see scooter, I'm like, whoa, man. So you're a good scooter. 16. Jeep Wrangler Sierra. You mean Sahara with 9, 000 miles, 4, 000 lift. I need to see pictures of these lifted cars. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? It's. It's mid to low 30s. I just need to see it. 4 inches, good lift, 37 inch tires. Good. Hell, maybe more than that. Does it have leather and hard top and all that?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather, hard top. Hard top matches the blitz Blue mid to upper 30s. Yeah, it's got everything.

[Bobbo]

Mid to upper 30s. I need to see it. I need to see it. I mean, it's like this girl trying to tell me how pretty she is, but she's had all this stuff done, right? Well, let's see the stuff.

[Caller/Listener]

I Hear you, buddy.

[Bobbo]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Don't be a jack, Joey bag of donuts, just show us the stuff. What are Oklahoma slang terms? We have a jack with Oklahomans this morning yet. And that's one of my favorite things to do, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do love it.

[Bobbo]

I do. I do love it. So. Oh, just because I had a bad experience. I. I owned a Chevy store in Oklahoma in Love County, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yep. And I just had a bad experience there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the people in general.

[Bobbo]

This guy told me before I went, this old man, he's like, man, you need to watch out for Oklahoma. None of them all, man. Always told me every time we cross that red river, your mom would go to run around and I'd go to stealing things. And he's like, you don't understand, John, how that Oklahoma deal works. And I was like, oh, shut up. And he's right, he's right. He's right. Well, I mean, there's just an inside club. It's like, oh, okay, you know, still sooner. It's just weird. City is the city, but you get outside of the city, it's just very. Louisiana's very different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, definitely.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's a third world country in the United States of America. But Oklahoma is an Indian reservation, literally. And with a city in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Former.

[J.D. Ryan]

Former.

[Bobbo]

It's a. It's an Indian reservation by principle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

With meth labs on that. Oh, my God. Okay, and then here we go. And a lot of crooked stuff going on outside the Indian reservation. So the whole thing's an Indian Just take an Indian reservation, then build meth labs, and then carve out a big part in the middle. That's Oklahoma City and Norman and Edmond and all that. And that's this own little deal. That's a container. And then up in Tulsa, that's a different container. But everything else is just beginning. Reservation, meth lab and cattle ranch.

[J.D. Ryan]

But if you can find a better place to learn how to silently remove a window, air Conditioner. I'd like to hear about it. That's funny.

[Bobbo]

800-800-723. It's almost as funny as Pudge Rodriguez being a spokesman. Endorsement. What? Doing an endorsement for one of our competitors.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You can't understand what he's saying. Have you not heard that commercial? No. Bob, do you have an example of it? We gotta go. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know that.

[Caller/Listener]

You are.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show. It is almost that time. What time? Summertime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, summertime.

[Bobbo]

Lake time. This is summer nights off of 5150 in 1980 and 7. If. If memory serves. Correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bobbo]

I had a 19 in 1987. I had a 1988 K5 Blazer. So that's pretty cool that I had a year, you know, right there, Brandon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had the coal car. You were that guy.

[Bobbo]

No. Well, yeah. This album was out and this was one of the first discs that I used to jam to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Senior year in high school. For me, man, that summer of 1988, this was everywhere.

[Bobbo]

It was good stuff. 800-800-72-3,4. My grandmother bought me that. That Blazer. God rest her soul. If she knew how much she helped my love life, right, she probably wouldn't have bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were that guy. Man. I hated that guy in school. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I wasn't that guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blazer guy.

[Bobbo]

14 GMC Sierra, all terrain with 48. Devin, I think I'm stroking out. JD where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

South Houston, Texas.

[Bobbo]

South Houston, Texas. Is this thing covered in rust?

[Caller/Listener]

No, there's no rust on it whatsoever.

[Bobbo]

God, everyone. You know, a lot of Houston cars, most don't have rust. But then you get a hold of.

[Caller/Listener]

One, you're talking about Galvin.

[Bobbo]

You get a hold of one and it can be bad. Like the fenders are falling off. All terrain, crew cab, leather roof. Nav. Is it the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller/Listener]

It is the. Talking about the rear window.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. Is it the double cab or the crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's the. It's the big back door.

[Bobbo]

Navigation, sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

30 grand. 3132. I need to see it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I talked to you about it. You said to go get some other bids on it. I went ahead and did that.

[Bobbo]

Okay. What'd you get?

[Caller/Listener]

I got. Right. Right around where you are. I was getting mid-30s off of it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, can you. Well, then just go to give me the vin, take the pictures of the other offers, load the VIN number, then we can pull the carfax, the auto check, do all of our due diligence, and we'll see the other offers. And if you've got a carmax offer in there and I don't beat it, I owe you a hundred bucks. Just bottom line.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds good.

[Bobbo]

So you're ready to sell?

[Caller/Listener]

It sounds like I'm thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You've been running around. Get serious. Let's do some business. Corvettes. We had 10 corvettes in a row this week at the auction, and they really did well. And I need more. I want to do that again. I need Corvettes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went out there. He had a lot of really cool cars this week. I mean really sports cars and cool stuff.

[Bobbo]

Yep. Like big boobs and long legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, it was awesome.

[Bobbo]

Strip club DJ is in the studio with us this morning. Good morning. Strip club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Funny.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I walk in the room, you're talking about big boobs and long legs. Thanks, John. Love you too.

[Bobbo]

So one of our competitors in. In the industry we're in. I almost ran off the road when I heard this commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're driving down the road, the.

[Bobbo]

Radio comes on and I hear Pudge Rodriguez. Well, it took me a while to figure out who it was. Like they. They got the. I thought for a minute they. They were trying to advertise on the Spanish station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And they got the copy point screwed up and brand the commercial on the American station. Wrong. Yeah. Yeah, but that's not what it was. If anybody's heard that, it's the funniest damn thing you step one of getting an endorsement, man. Make check him out, make sure he's mastered the English language. This is Pudge Rodriguez. I mean, I can't even do it. Can you do it, Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Rodriguez telling you to turn your car.

[Bobbo]

That's about what it sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

That's about that bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unlike us because usually happen week now we.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

We.

[Bobbo]

We at give me the vin. Give in dot com. Got some local athlete endorsements. Really?

[Charlie]

Yeah. All over there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I didn't know. I haven't heard any of them yet.

[Charlie]

Yes. In fact, we even went down to Houston. Jose Altuve. Everybody knows him, right? Big baseball player.

[Bobbo]

We got him.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Yeah, he did. Endorsed for gambling. Yeah, there it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Jose from Houston as Ross when trying to sell juker. Go givemethewing. Com. They call, they pay, they take your car. They go like little sell Us your.

[Caller/Listener]

Car.

[J.D. Ryan]

So easy you can do it in your.

[Charlie]

There's Jose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had no idea we had that car.

[Bobbo]

Like a little Mexican horse. That's what we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

And then of course, Dirk. You have to get Dirk on to do it, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Dirk from the Mavs. How you guys do this? You just got to pay, man. You got to pay up. You're not going to get outdone by some 2 bit BSer that thinks that they're better than you. So they bring Pudge and I bring in the big artillery Dirk.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is huge. This is Doug Nowinsky. When sell your car, sell to givemethevin.com good times they come. They bring you a check, take your car and go away. Just like the Third Reich.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're paying for the big buck.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a special sensibility, ain't he?

[Charlie]

And then of course can't have. You have to have the Rangers in there, right?

[Bobbo]

There's more Texas Rangers. Where did you. Not Pudge, but other like current ones. Who did we get you? Darvish, of course. Whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, I'm you, Darvish. Want to sell you a car. Get online, go to givemetheveen.com, give you ratchadoras. They even come over, take you your car, pay your money and then go away.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said go away. Don't rookie my pita. Sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Give me the bin dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Incredible.

[Bobbo]

Is that all we have or do we have one more?

[Charlie]

You have to Dallas Cowboy, right?

[Bobbo]

Like Randy White.

[Charlie]

Hall of famer. Michael Irvin.

[Bobbo]

Troy Irvin. Yes, Michael Irvin.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Michael Irvin. When you want to sell your car here, what you do? Pick up your phone and dial givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, you put it in the online. That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your phone is for calling your cocaine deal.

[Bobbo]

Oh no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the so easy.

[Bobbo]

You can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're 800.

[Bobbo]

800 radio is the call in number right now on the show. For real? No, I like. Yeah, I like them better than Pudge. Who's the best one? I think Dirk, they go away just like the third, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just. Just like the third, right. Take your car.

[Bobbo]

I mean it, Craig. A 10 Raptor with 72. It's an extended cab, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, a super cab. Where are you from, Chickasha? Well, Minnekawa, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Do you live on an Indian reservation?

[Caller/Listener]

Might as well be.

[Bobbo]

But no, you know, you got to watch out for those Indian Titles up there, they will bite your ass. I lost a couple of cars because of that. Because the, the registration, the lien holder requirements for them to be posted on the Indian titles is not the same as normal. And they can sell you a car with a lien on it, but it doesn't show it on the title.

[Caller/Listener]

That is so true.

[Bobbo]

It's very true.

[Caller/Listener]

It is. I bought a Ford Nightmare from. Oh, not Hennessy. But anyways, it was a Ford Nightmare. I had all kinds of hell with registration like that.

[Bobbo]

A 10 raptor with 72. I'm. I'm just guessing off the top of my. Do you have a payoff on this rig?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, it's clear title and brand new leather front seats because I didn't like the other ones because they were wrinkling.

[Bobbo]

Now there's no story on this with Carfax or auto Check history. You didn't go noodling for catfish in the river and it fell off?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I did get rear ended by a truck once. It was minor damage. They fixed it.

[Bobbo]

Does it have sunroof or navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's old school. True man.

[Bobbo]

Car, it's mid-20s. If it's a Raptor, 2010 Raptor extended cab with 70 right there. Around 25 grand. Up or down a thousand. I need to see it. Can you go to the website and put it in?

[Caller/Listener]

Will do.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, man. 8008-072348-00800 radio. Casey Casem. It's his birthday today.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna have him celebrate now in the front yard out of the front office. I didn't know that we're gonna have him.

[Charlie]

What's his top 10 this week?

[Bobbo]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me the top 10 with all the thing going on in, you know, North Korea. His thing was, hey, how do the North Koreans relax?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do they do?

[John Clay Wolf]

They play baseball. He said, actually these are the top 10 movies playing in North Korea this week. So he's got a list of them.

[Bobbo]

Good, good, good, good, good, good stuff. 800, 800 radio. Is the call in number?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And Casey's birthday. Man, he looks rough.

[Bobbo]

Randy. The chipmunks got a little. He. He's in the studio. He's got a little intel on North Korea. Does he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Randy, Good morning. You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy? Here he is.

[Charlie]

We got to get him up on this chair here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stand up. We slow getting up this place.

[Bobbo]

Hey guys.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

What's going on?

[Bobbo]

Not much. Just watching the news. What's going on with the news?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Yeah, we're all kind of nervous over where I live these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're nervous?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

It's got kind of funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Y' all know about that Chinese guy runs the east side?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Siamese guy.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Kim Pal Kong?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

Kim Palko.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Kim Pal Kong.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we don't know him.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

You never heard of Kim Palka?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Where have you been? I just don't know what's on the east side. All right, so it's like a big deal.

[Bobbo]

He's a Siamese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yoki's a Siamese.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

He runs everything over at Shakeoville.

[John Clay Wolf]

No wonder I don't go to Seagullville.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

They're crazy in the Far east, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Far East? Seagoville is not the Far east, but okay.

[Bobbo]

He's like.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

I don't know how old he is. He's not very big.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not very big.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

He's very popular with that bunch over down the other side at 6:35 though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Because they're all crazy, crazy, crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

There's Nutty's, my garage in the winter time. If you talk to him, they're all like, oh, he's great Reader. He bowled a 289. Kimpa Kong. He threw us for the wed. He fought us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so Kimpao come for us. They like him crazy.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Like he's got some kind of cult or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like he's what?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Like it's some kind of cult.

[Bobbo]

Cult.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy. They're following him.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

But you know, he's got all the nuts over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, on the east, yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

These poor animals, they would hunt and scrape and gather nuts for 13 hours a day every day of the week. And then turn their nuts in and take a nut allowance. It ain't even enough for their little ones. And there ain't no Christmas or Easter or nuttoween or nothing over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nuttowing.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

The only holiday they have is King Pal Kung Day.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

They sing songs and prayed their squirrel army up and down the block. Everybody just goes freaking nuts every time. Kung comes out on his little limb over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has a limo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

No, he's out on his limb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, limb.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Trees have limbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. He comes out on his limb and.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

They freak right out. Except I don't think they mean it. No, I think they're scared.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is he threatening them?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Well, I don't know. Yeah, you can't get in and out of if you don't want to. And they're making bump Real nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uh oh.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

President Bump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

President.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

That weasel we elected a president last year.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know y' all elected a president.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Yeah, but don't make fun. He's pretty cool. We all think he's cool. But anyway, for the last couple years, they say that Kim Pao Kung has figured out how to get the poison stuff out of the inside of golf balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's poison inside golf balls?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Yeah, and they're making spree rockets that can deliver this stuff all the way to the Galleria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

So that's why the Secretary of State. Midnight the dog. Midnight the dog is going to talk to the Shi Shin Choo choo. The premier of the People's Republic of Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

All this is happening in East Texas?

[Bobbo]

Yes, man.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

And see if they want to send in the dogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

You know how many dogs they got?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Garland?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

I don't know. A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably thousands.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Hey, don't laugh. You do realize them dogs will eat your ass.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Especially if you're a power mad nut hogging Siamese jerk with a deadly weapon of golf ball poison.

[Bobbo]

Damn it.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Sorry y'.

[Charlie]

All.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

I don't get high.

[Bobbo]

All right, Randy. Thanks for joining us. Randy. Nervous are twisted off Long winded. Richard, good morning. You're on the air. Richard, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. What you calling about? Hey, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's going on, bud?

[Bobbo]

Not much. What's up with you, bud? Yeah, buddy.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm traveling. Traveling from Houston. I usually listen to you every Saturday and I'm going all the way over the east coast of Virginia and I'm in the middle of Alabama trying to figure out how to pick up your station here. I didn't know if you were syndicated in Alabama.

[Bobbo]

We are not. We. We have not passed the IQ test below that threshold. That makes it where you can get on in Alabama. Bob O. Is quickly working on it. We're gonna get him. We're gonna test him one more time and I think he's gonna fall behind the. The maximum minimum. Go to iHeartRadio media player. Yeah, and stream us off of the Bear in Wichita Falls 1047.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Or.

[Bobbo]

Or stream us off the Eagle in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Or stream us because they're going to carry hour number four. Where is. I could send you to the buzzing. You know the stations in Houston, but. Or ESPN in Houston. Anyway, just stream us off on us. Thank you, sir. 800-817. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craziest car of the week. Fun car of the week. Any kind of really? Super.

[Bobbo]

Well, I've got a funny story. So go to our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show. And look at these pictures that we put up. So. So this guy calls us, posted photos of this story. Guy calls me. I don't know. A month ago, I bid $103,000 on a land Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Land Rover.

[Bobbo]

Okay. New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's got to be new.

[Bobbo]

He passed. They decided to keep it for retail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They're trading in for it, Right. I bid it in 103. They kept it. They called me 30 days later. They want to sell it now because they haven't sold it yet. And I. I was like, you know, I'll give a hundred now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, fair enough.

[Bobbo]

And they accepted. But in their marketing efforts online to sell the car. Yes, the Rent a Tire man. Rent a Tire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, I've heard of them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they found the car. So he came in there to get the car and they took the wheels off of it. He showed the dealership the proper paperwork.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

If you go to John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here it is.

[Bobbo]

And the pictures are up. The before and after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

So in that crazy. This shows you America. You've got a hundred thousand. But this guy probably give 130,000 for this Rover and he has to go to rent a tire to buy his wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know why. Never mind why. $30,000 millionaires.

[Bobbo]

It's worse than that, isn't it? That's a $20,000 millionaire. I'll be damn. Who rent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. $100,000 car. You rent the tires, you rent the wheels. Somebody comes and repost your wheels.

[Bobbo]

We got there with the transport to pick up the unit, and the transport took a picture of the rover on the block.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at it and got the pictures. It's on blocks. Dude, that is hilarious.

[Bobbo]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Charlie]

So did we have any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we owned the original wheels.

[Bobbo]

I just. I just told him that I need the wheels of real wheels on it. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we bought it with wheels.

[Bobbo]

You know, just call me when you're ready to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That may be the best.

[Bobbo]

We'll just start over. You know, we did this once and it cost you three grand, and we did it again. Now it's cost you the wheels.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's crazy.

[Bobbo]

I just go get. You know what new Rover wheels are going to cost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

A ton. A ton. Ah, there'll be five. Five thousand, sure. Dj, good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Let me try that again. Dj, good morning. You're on the Air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Where from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[Bobbo]

Houston. 15 VW GTI?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Leather. Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

It's cloth.

[Bobbo]

Sticker matic. Most of them are sticks.

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And that is a GTI Golf cloth automatic. No sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

No sunroof.

[Bobbo]

Is it that base S car or is it SC or performance?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the base S. Okay.

[Bobbo]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's that charcoal gray.

[Bobbo]

BWs don't hold their stuff very good. You probably know that already. Their re their resale.

[Caller/Listener]

I have to find out, I guess.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're finding out. I think it's a fifteen thousand dollar rig off the top of my head. Maybe. That's base though. Thirteen and a half to fifteen grand. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll try to get it bought. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Arkansas. Thanks for joining us. Abilene, West Texas. Amarillo, Nash, New Orleans. A lot of people just jumped on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bobbo]

And we will be back in just a minute. We've still got our Jersey and New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians and Oklahomans. We're based out of Dallas, Texas. But that doesn't mean that we don't have stores in your area where we can come pick up the car. We do the deals everywhere. It's a website company, web based company. Give me the vin.com. but we have teams in each city. They go to your house and pick up your stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Network of people.

[Bobbo]

Yes. We'll be back. No momento. Poor before. My name's John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio with Ozzy Osborne playing the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

Evil minds at plot destruction.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwell show coming up powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[Bobbo]

Get back, honky cat. Better get back to the woods. But I quit those days and my redneck [e-mail] I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid carmax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. Carmax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemetheven.com smokes them every day.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time again. Time for you to get excited, show some love. Put those hands together for the man giving you deals on Your wheels.

[Bobbo]

The one, the only, John Clay Wolf, strip club DJ back in the house, all the way up from Louisiana. Wow, you made it all the way strip. It's been four years.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Four years.

[Bobbo]

Four years since you've been in here doing this.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

And I'm doing it like I did it yesterday.

[Bobbo]

How are you getting home?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's a really good question, John.

[Bobbo]

We need to talk about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he get here?

[Bobbo]

He drove a church bus up here that I bought down in South Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you bought it and you couldn't get here?

[Bobbo]

Kimmy, the Vin bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

And he brought it up here because it wouldn't fit on the truck. And you drove it up last night?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Drove it up yesterday afternoon. Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

And where'd you stay last night? Stay?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

With some. Some buddies I have here in Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're happy to see you. Oh, and incredibly so are you staying for a week or two?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No, I'm hoping to leave out tomorrow afternoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I don't think you should try that strip.

[Bobbo]

Hannah, we have our. See strip club. We. We got a new lady in our show. Hey, Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

And she. We've got a stripper lady that comes in every Saturday and talks to us. And Hannah, you've never met strip club dj. Oh, no, I remember that guy. Do you really? You worked with him? Yes, he used to work over at Buc ee's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buc ee's? Really?

[Bobbo]

Bucky Buckeyes. That's before they had Buc ee's the nut star.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you.

[Bobbo]

What are the rules on tipping your. On the relationship between the dancer and the DJ at the joint. Okay.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Daytime dancer, $8.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a tip out.

[Bobbo]

Nighttime dancer, a hundred dollars. Really?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Actually, the rules are 10 of whatever the dancer makes is supposed to go to the dj. Oh, supposed to go to the dj.

[Bobbo]

So all the girls, if they all make a thou. Hannah, what did you make last night? Morgan? Fourteen hundred dollars.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

So she's supposed to give you 140 strips.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Supposed to. I've never seen it.

[Bobbo]

So if there. How many dancers are at your shop, Hannah?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably like 21.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so say that'd be 21,000 if we're averaging it up. So strip club, you're supposed to get $2,100 for being a DJ.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I was lucky to walk out with 200.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they didn't tip out, or they just didn't tip out enough?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No, they don't tell how much they make. There's not required for them to tell what they make, but good practice. Is you give 10 of what you.

[Bobbo]

Make to your DJ stripper ethics.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

Little did I know, ethics. Oh no. But that's just the way it goes. Because DJs dancers work. Let's see what kind of show you.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Put on with no music and no lights.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. O. He's gonna control you.

[John Clay Wolf]

See what happens if he doesn't play the right music.

[Bobbo]

They follow their dreams. John. A 2012 soul with 67's worth about seven grand. Six grand. I need to see it. Can you go to give me the VIN doctor and load it up? All right, I will buy it. Where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[Bobbo]

Go rockets. Chris Jacob O2 Mustang with 180s worth. Zero, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

It just ain't me, man. It's like Johnny Cash said, it ain't me, babe. Thomas. Thomas. Thomas. 14 Cherokee. Which one is it like the Trailhawk. Thomas, you there? I lost Thomas. If it's not a Trailhawk, I just don't want it. No. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Shawn. A 14F 150FX4. Does it have leather roofing, Nav? Yep, it's four wheel drive. 24000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[Bobbo]

14. 1414 with good miles. I'm wanting to say 30 but I think I'm a touch high. Do you. Have you had any offers anywhere else?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I just left the Dodge dealership. It offered me 34.

[Bobbo]

Then I'm a touch low. So you want to trade it or sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I was looking to trade it in but I rather sell it.

[Bobbo]

Get out from underneath it. Okay, well why didn't you? Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me just put it my computer so I don't have to guess.

[Caller/Listener]

All right buddy.

[Bobbo]

Thanks man. 800-807-TOOTH. Yes, we buy cars. Corvettes, Escalades, Porsches, Rolls Royce, Bentley. Eighty thousand dollar cars. I told you about the one. I've been bragging about this for a while. I give 88 for an M5.88 000 Carmax. Hit it at 71. Jeez, what a bunch of low ballers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, really.

[Bobbo]

If you want to get lowballed, do it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Casey K. Some top 10 at 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is coming around in the top.

[Bobbo]

Do we have time to go out with the Casey's clip span that dedication cuz I can't wait to hear it. I love it. We. You got 30 seconds or do I need to Go now.

[Charlie]

You got 30 seconds. Hold on, let me.

[Bobbo]

Cuz you went like this. Like I need to go now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's back in the day.

[Bobbo]

White, latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have several of those, actually.

[Bobbo]

Start with one. I would like to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go with. Let's see if you're gonna hijack or carjack a fedex truck. It's important to A, have your clothes on and B, know how to drive. One guy in river riverside county, California, he tried to hijack a fedex truck, got in there, he was naked and couldn't drive it. Was he white, black, Hispanic or other?

[Bobbo]

We need to have DJ pre k come do these with us because I enjoy his input. Later on the show we will. What do you think, Bob? You think he's hispanic?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he's other.

[Bobbo]

Other what? What? Other what flavor?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably some kind of a Polish person.

[Bobbo]

Not cool. Vanilla.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's naked, trying to steal a fedex truck. Couldn't drive a truck. Couldn't. And he's naked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eastern European.

[Bobbo]

I'm say other Oklahoma tweakers. Tweaker.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was in Riverside, California. If that makes a difference.

[Bobbo]

If I get killed by a crystal meth tweaker, then you're s out of luck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Albert Luna was Hispanic.

[Bobbo]

Oh, 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Put Robert Sherman on hold right now. I want to. Heck, can't. Don't have time. Robert, we'll get to you in just a minute. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the air. People living in competition. All I want is to have my piece of love.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

@Givemetheven.Com. i'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid carmax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. Carmax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all, all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemethe vin.com smokes them every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. This song's too good to talk over. Are David Lee and Sammy gonna do it together with vh I doubt it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, man.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

They did it.

[Bobbo]

They did a tour about seven years ago where David. They rotated every night. David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar both went on tour together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Michael Anthony was already gone by then.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Bobbo]

I use playing with one of them.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

And every night in the date they would swap who opened. They made a lot of money. Robert94vet Purple. Is that right? Is it purple?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir. It's polo green.

[Bobbo]

Green, okay. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

I just bought it.

[Bobbo]

Okay. What'd you get for it?

[Caller/Listener]

14. Why you want 37,037,000 miles on it. And it's been garage kept ever since day one.

[Bobbo]

Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I bought it from a friend of mine. He just passed away and his wife was in a bind, so I tried to help him out.

[Bobbo]

Well, is there any way that you're bluffing me on the 14 because you gave too much?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I wouldn't take a penny left.

[Bobbo]

This thing is 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just looked it up. Sammy Hagar's almost 70 years old. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

70.

[John Clay Wolf]

70 years old. I heard him on the Kenny Chesney XM channel the other day. Screaming. Having a great time.

[Bobbo]

Rick and 06 BMW 330 with 140 on it. Really? 140?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

What do you want for it? Two grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Hopefully more than that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I don't like the miles. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie Van Halen, 62. David Lee Roth, 62.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just.

[Bobbo]

They're like. They're just still going rocking, man. 60s the new 40 J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M sure I am, man. I'm 35.

[Bobbo]

06E150. Is it a cargo van, Chris? Yes. So it's a white Ford cargo van with the driver's seat in it in 5,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

It's blue, but it.

[Bobbo]

But it's just a damn cargo shell van. Not that that's bad. I just want to know what I'm buying.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got both front seats and then it's just a cargo in the back.

[Bobbo]

Bobbo could hump. Could he mule? How many pounds of marijuana could Bobbo mule from Colorado to Texas with his fan? A lot. A lot. Bobbo, he says a lot. Like what's a lot?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. £100 maybe. It's pretty big.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do better than that.

[Bobbo]

It's a. It's a half ton. What's a hat What's a ton weigh?

[John Clay Wolf]

2,000 pounds?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you get a thousand pounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm talking about.

[Bobbo]

So, so they what, what, what? Could you make a pound? Babo, could you make a thousand a pound with that hydro pound? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man, it's so different now.

[Bobbo]

Don't. Just answer the question.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the old days, in the old days, you'd go a pound for probably 7, 800.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. And that cuts into. What is that?

[Bobbo]

That's what you give or that's what you sell it for?

[J.D. Ryan]

4 times 450, Hunter.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Bobbo]

Hang on. While you're doing that math, Chris, we take six grand for your van.

[Caller/Listener]

How much?

[Bobbo]

6,000 times 2,000. No, what we take for it, he.

[Caller/Listener]

He wants like 15 or something. He was saying, yeah, you could buy.

[Bobbo]

That new for that. Back then, an E150.

[Caller/Listener]

The sticker price said 26 on it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean it's 10 year old van. It's a shell. And then there was rebates and dealer profit and all that crap. I may be low at 6, but it's probably, you know, 8, 9, 10.

[Caller/Listener]

I told him if you.

[Bobbo]

I'll let you know if y' all sell it for that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Sababo, are you back to your weed mess?

[J.D. Ryan]

72, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of dope, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell is now willing to explore the, the possibility of NFL players using marijuana for medical reasons. But on the other side of his mouth, he said he's, he's not willing.

[Bobbo]

To take it off, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not willing to take it off the list of banned substances. So you can use it, but you can't.

[Bobbo]

I want to hear from you mules that, that, that make the road from Colorado or, or to, to Texas or down south. You know, the George Youngs of today. Yeah, yeah, the guys that are, that are working hard to keep those city kids happy on that hydro, pulling it down from the Rocky Mountains. Call us and educate us, Tell us what, what, what, what the rates are, what the risks are, where the roadblocks are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I ask you a question about it? Is it legal yet to sell it in Texas? I saw a van yesterday on a Dallas 4th freeway that, that was basically advertising marijuana. It was like the weed stop or something. And it was like, it was, it was clearly a company that was involved.

[Bobbo]

The weeds.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do it. You can. Yeah, it was like they were promoting their store that clearly had something to do with marijuana. Is it legal?

[Bobbo]

Can you buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're Just selling like cannabis oil or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I just wonder. So you cannot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cannabis oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cannot buy it for any reason other than medical reasons in Texas. Am I right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not in front of a police officer.

[Bobbo]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Casey Kasem's birthday is today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, yes.

[Bobbo]

And we, you know, he's going to be in in a minute, but I want to do a tribute with him for him of his past. Charlie, do you have that on your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life kind of thing?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Oh, Casey, case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Recently there was a death in our family.

[Bobbo]

The little dog named Snuggles.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he was most certainly a part of. Let's go.

[Bobbo]

Start again from coming out of the record. Play the record. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please.

[Bobbo]

See, when you come out of those up tempo numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions. And then you got to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what the hell they do it for.

[Bobbo]

But if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it is Don on the phone. Okay? I want a concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a UPO record. Every time I do a death dedication now make it. And I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. This a God last time. I want somebody use this brain to not come out of a damn record.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is that.

[Bobbo]

That's up tempo.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I got to talk about a dog dying.

[Caller/Listener]

Now we're up to our long.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the best.

[Bobbo]

And then he had a brain hemorrhage. Right after that he passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

But he comes back and visits us on Saturday. Does the cabinet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, greatness.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's so influential though too, to people my age because he voiced all those famous Hanna Barbera cartoons, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was a voice of Shaggy on Scooby things. Robin on the Super Friends. I don't know how many other ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did a ton of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great voice work. Great voice actor.

[Bobbo]

John. Good morning. A 15F150 is cloth, two wheel drive crew cab. What size wheels does have the small ones or the 20s?

[Caller/Listener]

I think they're just the small ones.

[Bobbo]

Is it like 23 grand, 24 grand? Maybe 25 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Probably about 25 to pay it off. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, send me a couple pictures. I'll try to buy it. I buy these all the time from Enterprise Rent a Car.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, I'll do That. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Where are you from? Kingwood, Texas. Here, down south. Johnny and Plano. A 70 ray. That's all converted. You just did a conversion on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, just frame. All just finished in October last year.

[Bobbo]

Did the guy do it up in.

[Caller/Listener]

Gainesville now and guy in Garland.

[Bobbo]

Okay. What did you spend with him?

[Caller/Listener]

Not gonna tell my wife.

[Bobbo]

Listen, I hear you. Why do you want to sell it? Because you know you're gonna lose money.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you don't know.

[Bobbo]

All right, well, this one, I mean.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't drive it. I have several other ones.

[Bobbo]

I don't know what it's worth. I don't know what a 70 stingray is worth right off the top of my head. That's full conversion. It's not a liquid market. I mean, is it worth 20 grand? I don't know. What do you think?

[Caller/Listener]

Is it worth what?

[Bobbo]

I just said 20 grand. Just making stuff up.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's making stuff up all right.

[Bobbo]

Right. I. I really don't know. But I'll tell you what I do know, is this right here. Rad. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Hey, 14 Stingray, 14 Secret. 14 Stingray, 3 LT. You don't have any miles on it. Are you buying it or selling it?

[Caller/Listener]

Selling.

[Bobbo]

It's got 800 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's. It's not ever driven. It's been sitting and that's why.

[Bobbo]

Thinking.

[Caller/Listener]

About getting rid of it.

[Bobbo]

What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[Bobbo]

It's a 3LT. And it's automatic. It's got navigation, the chromes, all the goodies.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Black wheels, red calipers, carbon fiber roof.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be right around 45 grand. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I will send you an email you an actual offer letter after pulling the VIN number and verifying that it's a 3 LT. And I may give a touch more than that. And I want to buy it. I can write your check today and it'll clear. You can go and cash it.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds good.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, man. 800. 800-7234. My name is John Claywolf and I buy. I guess Corvette's on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Hurricane. All time, all the time.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

I.

[Bobbo]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf strip club. I need the good intro, man. That dude can't do it, right.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Give me some music, Charlie.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I know you've been waiting all night long for it. Well, here it comes. Ready or not. For your eyes only.

[Bobbo]

Step up.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Say hello to John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

You haven't missed a beat. Strip. You've been out of the. Out of the. The trade for years. And you sound like you're. You might be better than you used to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, I'd like to go back, but the music set has changed so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it been really the same?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, when I. When I DJ in a strip joint, I play for guys our age. Like me and John's age.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That type of music, well, all the girls want to dance to is all this trap, rap, hip hop.

[Bobbo]

Like country tractor rap?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No, trap, gangster rap.

[Bobbo]

Oh, they. You know, those strippers always like the black guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that would burn me out if I was in the club.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's why I left the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would, I would. I mean, as a customer. I. I wouldn't take it.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, guys like me, you and John, we the ones with the money. Yeah, the older guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you think the girls would get that?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, but these young. They see these young punks come in and they want to play music for them. Well, the young punks ain't got the money.

[Charlie]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I got you. So tell us more about strip club economics. Strip. Strip club? Yeah.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, what do you want to know? Be specific.

[Bobbo]

How much do these girls really make a night?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Depending on the club and the shift. Bad shift, be about 100. Good shift. I've seen a girl tag a guy for 64 grand in one night.

[Charlie]

What?

[Bobbo]

Hannah, our in house tripper, got $40,000 when she wouldn't work the Super Bowl. Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the weekend of the Super Bowl.

[Bobbo]

She sure did.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, you owe me four grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you get out of the business? I mean, other than you're kind of with the government now.

[Bobbo]

Award of the state.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you. You got a motivation. You have a monetary motivation to stay crazy. You do?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Admit it.

[Bobbo]

Certified crazy. He got his crazy card from the state. Now they pay him to be crazy anyway. Hey, man, your secret's good with me. Just act crazy every once in a while. We'll roll tape on it, send it to the guy and keep you in your check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that forever or you have to prove you're crazy from time to time.

[Bobbo]

Is there a crazy test?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes, there is, but I mean, how.

[Bobbo]

Often you have to take it?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I see a psychiatrist once a month and she reports to the government.

[Bobbo]

So if you come uncrazy, do you.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Quit getting paid for me to become Uncrazy. I'd have to get off my meds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so the meds are keeping you crazy?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No, the meds are keeping me normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What happened? I've known you for a long time, and I've never seen you off your meds. What happens?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I get. I have violent psychotic breaks. I see things everywhere. I want to hurt people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever hurt anybody?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No. I stopped myself before.

[Bobbo]

You weigh 400 pounds?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I've never seen you be like that, Turley. You've no strip longer than I. Have you ever seen him beating Buddy up?

[Charlie]

No, but, I mean, there was a time where he's kind of disappeared. Is that probably what it was?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Going through.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's like the Jolly Green Giant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big guy. But you're always friendly and lovable.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, Bob will see me off my meds.

[Bobbo]

Robert. Hey, he called earlier. Robert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert.

[Bobbo]

What up?

[Caller/Listener]

I got 100 bucks. You got 100 bucks for me right now? Because I called you back, not.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Okay, so. But you got to play along, and I got to make sure it's real. And you're not pulling me. You're not pulling my pud. Right, so you.

[Caller/Listener]

Let's not go there, huh?

[Bobbo]

You're at Carmax. And you have.

[Caller/Listener]

I got the appraisal offer in my hand.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you got a 70. You got a 70,000 mile 97 cataract, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

And I. I just threw out 500 bucks on the air. And you said I'm crazy. Kelly Blue Book was.

[Caller/Listener]

Because that's how fast you can do Kelly Blue Book, okay?

[Bobbo]

No, I didn't do Kelly Blue Book. I did it off. Dude.

[Caller/Listener]

I know, right? What you said. 500 little answers, that has your picture right after it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so what did they. So that. So you drove all the way to Carmax, and you do the whole thing, and you've gone through all the procedure, and what, did they give you an offer?

[Caller/Listener]

I got an appraisal offer sitting right here at 700.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so now it's $800.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so that means this is an old Caddy. I couldn't tell how nice it was off the air.

[Caller/Listener]

I get you.

[Bobbo]

Hey. Hey. Is the. Is the Carmax guy there with you? Please tell me he is. That was part of the gig.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I mean, I. Yeah, I know it's part of it. You want me to go track him down?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need it. We need to try to have a bidding war on this old catalog.

[J.D. Ryan]

He know.

[Caller/Listener]

He ain't gonna do that.

[Bobbo]

They're so square, dude. It'd be fun to get them on the. On the air. And then we could be like, all right, I got Wolfman at 800. Do you want to go 850? Let's have an auction. Let's see who. The real man.

[Caller/Listener]

He's firm. You know, he's firm. Let me see if I'm seeing him stroking around here. My God, there's people all over the place, right?

[Bobbo]

And they're all getting screwed. They're all. Tell them right now. Scream out, screen, if you go to give me the vin, you'll get more money. Will you do that?

[Caller/Listener]

You want to talk to this guy on the radio?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, I got John at Carmack. Hold on.

[Bobbo]

All right, great. Hey, John. This is John. Well, John. John. I'm a friend of his. Is. Is 700 all you can give on this Cadillac?

[Caller/Listener]

It is. Yes. We. I don't know how familiar you are with us, but our business model is we don't haggle. We give our fair price up front, and there's no movement on it.

[Bobbo]

I've heard. Have you ever heard of John Clay Wolf and the give me the vin thing?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a little hard to hear you say it again.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever heard of give me the VIN in John Clay Wolf?

[Caller/Listener]

I actually heard of give me the vin probably two days ago. You guys called us that specifically, right?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was wondering. See, See, I was. So you're 700, and then I'm going to give him 800. I just didn't want. Before I beat your bid and gave him 800, I didn't know if you wanted to have an opportunity to beat my bid and give him 900. We're just trying to get the customer all we can.

[Caller/Listener]

Right? That sounds good.

[Bobbo]

I mean, so you're seven. You're seven, and I'm eight. And I'm just saying, before I buy it for eight, do you want to go nine?

[Caller/Listener]

I. You know, I wish I could do that. I used to work in sales where we could negotiate, but that's. That's. We're firm here. We can't do anything else.

[Bobbo]

How nice is this car? If it was yours, if you were outside of carmax, would you go nine? Is it nice?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'll tell you that. I'm a sales consultant, so I got him started. I briefly looked at the car, but that's not. That's not my job. That. I sent that over to the buyers, and the buyer, he did his inspection, So I just had a brief look at It.

[Bobbo]

You're doing the Lord's work and we appreciate you. And thanks for joining us on the air this morning. And keep going, keep trucking.

[Caller/Listener]

No problem. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Let me have Robert back.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Robert, what do you got?

[Bobbo]

I tried to get you more money, but he wouldn't budge.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wouldn't.

[Caller/Listener]

I told you, he's a stone man.

[Bobbo]

All right, we'll do this. You got 800 with me. And we'll come. We'll come pick it up on Monday or this afternoon and we'll get it done. Just go to give me the vin. Unless. What part of Dallas you in?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Plano.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're on the other side. We'll do it in Louisville for more. Lewisville location. Go to give me the vin.com. say Robert called in 800. Hundred. Done. And. And. And my buyers will wrap it up and get you paid.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. I'll go to that website and figure it out.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, sir. Enjoyed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles were on it?

[Bobbo]

70. Do you want it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do. Well, what kind of car is it?

[Bobbo]

I think I want it. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna give you a thousand.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

How much?

[Charlie]

Oh, see, he's gonna give you a little more.

[Bobbo]

Eh, we just got him a little more. But see, Robert's hearing this and. You're screwing me up.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

You couldn't.

[Bobbo]

You laid. Dude, you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a handful of hundred dollar bill. True.

[John Clay Wolf]

You already got the car. You already got it.

[Bobbo]

I'm now. No, no, you don't have it. You. You do. You sold the deal. Yeah, but until you got the keys, you ain't got nothing. Because they lie and lie and lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

This isn't like boats, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is totally different.

[Bobbo]

What is the deal with the boat. You've been trying to sell my boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to sell the boat.

[Bobbo]

I've got two guys with a handful of hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you're probably right. You knew this when you got me selling the boat.

[Bobbo]

I. I knew that you couldn't sell it. That's why you gave it to me, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't want to sell the bo.

[Bobbo]

I think I've got it sold to someone else dearly, but I also. Did you. Have you learned how to drive it yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of. I've been out on it twice.

[Bobbo]

God almighty, dude.

[Charlie]

Kind of.

[Bobbo]

I've been on it once in two years. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Jacobs. Add a 15 platinum. 34,000 miles. Are you there? Yes, sir. Does it have leather roof and nav?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, Sir. Sure does.

[Bobbo]

All these bids all day long. I'm talking clean Carfaxes. If they have accident histories, we're going to back up and readjust. Just FYI. I just don't have time to ask everybody if they got a clean Carfax. Okay, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[Bobbo]

Black, like back in black? Like 33 grand like back in black.

[Caller/Listener]

You're still so close to the number.

[Bobbo]

I know, because that's what I do. Because I'm the best at what I do. Don't you know that?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I know that. That's why I call. But there's this little company in Houston that is going to give me just a wee bit more.

[Bobbo]

Just a wee wee. Like a bobo PP size. Bigger.

[Caller/Listener]

A little bit bigger than that, man.

[Bobbo]

What's it. What's it cost?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, everybody's getting it.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, what's it cost?

[Bobbo]

No, what have I got to give? What's it take to buy what?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, 36.

[Bobbo]

All right. I think I'm gonna buy it. I just want to see the pictures and the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com. see, John said probably 36. Just wants to take a look to confirm and we'll do it right after the show's over. But go ahead and go and send me that offer letter of whoever you're dealing with too. I'd like to see that. Okay, thanks, man. Thanks for tuning in. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vicious roll.

[Charlie]

Yeah, no kidding. You just bought like three cars right there in 30 seconds.

[Bobbo]

I wish the guy would have put done the scream out at CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's gonna do that.

[Bobbo]

Sounds pretty fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

We should send DJ Pre K down there.

[Bobbo]

DJ Pre K, come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd do it.

[Bobbo]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio, anything. Did we do the top 10 at 10? Nope.

[Charlie]

No.

[Bobbo]

Casey, Casey, come here. Hey, DJ if we. We go down to CarMax and. And what are you driving doing? I'm driving a Ford Escape. That's not very ghetto cool. Well, it's got 20 inch chrome rims on it. There you go.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

Do you have custom leather seating? You know it. Okay. Stitching with my name in it. Okay. All right, well, I want to bid it. And we'll send you down there and. And, well, we'll have some fun with that next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right already.

[Bobbo]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4 8. Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Johnny.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you doing?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

You are a roll, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just giving everybody a hard time. Speaking of people giving people hard times. North Korea has threatened more nuclear tests. They are just getting everybody upset. So it makes you wonder, how did the North Koreans, you know, get away?

[Bobbo]

Relax a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't have ball games. What do they do? They watch movies. So we have the top 10 movies that are currently playing in North Korea. Are you ready?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

La La Looney Land. Dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call Me Dearest. Freaky Friday and Saturday and Sunday and et. The Erratic Tyrant. No country for Old Men or Internet access or lots of food. The constant Hunger Games Apocalypse Right now, three One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest and well, didn't go Off. The Short Fat and Furious. The Good, the Bad and the Crazy Short Mental Maniacal Madman. There's the top 10 movies currently playing in North Korea. Just relax a little bit. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[Bobbo]

And lay off that jenkum. Casey Kasem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jenkum.

[Bobbo]

But I heard Case Casey's been smoking that jenkum again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smoking that jenkum.

[Bobbo]

It's hard. Jenkum.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no idea. Casey's not around anymore.

[Bobbo]

Bob, do you know what Jacob is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Not good. That's a. That's a collection of various human waste.

[Bobbo]

Uhhuh. In a. In. Mole. In.

[J.D. Ryan]

Collected into a small reservoir. Aged.

[Bobbo]

Aged to perfection.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aged to perfection and contempt consumed outright.

[Bobbo]

No, no. They smoke it, don't they?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought they drank.

[Bobbo]

Smokes it. Crackheads. Look it up. It's jenkum. It's called jenkum. I swear to God. Who does that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Down the neighborhood over the other side.

[Bobbo]

Of Luke, 12 Floyd boys here.

[J.D. Ryan]

They was smoking. They waste.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And got all high.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And broke into the police department one night. They thought they closed at 9 o'.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. And they was all arrested. Didn't get nothing. Well, they still probably in there too. They don't let you go when you break in the police department. They thought it was a 711 or something. That's crazy.

[Bobbo]

Strip club. You live in Louisiana. How bad is the dope down there?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Oh, dude. Dude, you have no clue.

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk about this everywhere.

[Bobbo]

Are they doing jinkum?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No, it's pain pills. Bad on pain pills. I want to say one in three people. People between 20 and 30.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Where are they getting hooked on them?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Hooking them. Hooking them? Buying them off the streets.

[Bobbo]

The streets?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

You know somebody you know? I had a tooth pulled. Well, I'll give you 20 bucks for one of your lore tab. All Right. There you go.

[Bobbo]

20 bucks?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, they'll go for 20 for a lord.

[Bobbo]

What have you been paying for them? No, what you've been selling for.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Thankfully, I'm not on pain pills.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I'm on the good stuff.

[Bobbo]

So you broke all your.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

You broke your leg eight places and.

[Bobbo]

You were delivering a piece of pizza?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're not limping.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Oh, yes, I am. You haven't seen me while I was walking, so I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walking a minute ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That was what, 10ft? Yeah, but if I walk about 50 yards or so, it starts.

[Bobbo]

You couldn't make it 50 yards before you got hurt. I can't either. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Leslie 07. Mini Cooper with a new motor. No way. He don't sue. Do what?

[Caller/Listener]

I know. Big surprise, right?

[Bobbo]

I mean, they all break.

[Caller/Listener]

They're terrible.

[Bobbo]

What do you do for a living? This is kind of a stripper car. You kind of got that stripper voice.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

I'm not a stripper. Holy crap.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I mean on the weekends, but like.

[Bobbo]

There we go.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Here she comes, guys. The woman you spent last night dreaming about.

[Bobbo]

Bella's last.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Give it up for Leslie.

[Bobbo]

That's sad, because I haven't been in a strip club club in forever.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but you.

[Bobbo]

Leslie, are you serious? Weekends?

[Caller/Listener]

No. God, never. Are you kidding? How could I drive a stripper car?

[Bobbo]

Doesn't mean I'm a stripper. Why not? What? You said only on the weekends. Like, man, if I picked out a stripper just from hearing that I was right. I'm really proud of myself. I've still got it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you do with cars. Not so good with strippers.

[Bobbo]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Humble, Texas, north of Houston.

[Bobbo]

Oh, good old Humble, baby in the background. What did you spend on the motor?

[Caller/Listener]

12,000.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. You poor soul. Did the insurance pay for it?

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Nope.

[Caller/Listener]

And there was a class action lawsuit because it was a timing chain issue and I was outside of the mileage range.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, Mini Coopers are junk. Throw them in the trash can. I don't want them. I love the fact that you called us and our listeners, but I don't want it. I don't want it. I hate them.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't either.

[Bobbo]

I'll give 2500 for it. No, I won't. I'll give two grand. I'll give 2500 with. With documentation. There's a new motor.

[Caller/Listener]

What about like 3000 in a lap dance?

[Bobbo]

Go to givemetheven.com and load that up. Take some pictures of yourself. Take some pictures of the car. Send me the VIN number, send me your social and we will get right on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. Corey, if your southern comfort conversion Sierra is nice, I'll give eight grand. That's what I'm thinking. Seven, eight grand. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Seven, eight grand. Yeah, yeah, I'm here, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Go Oklahoma. Go Sooners. Boomer, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Ah, yeah. Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know it.

[Caller/Listener]

You know it.

[Bobbo]

Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. We'll take a look real soon.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

You know that only the dirt die. Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay wolf show and this is devoid. Good morning, everyone. Houston, Texas, you know we love you. That's where we've been on the air in Houston for seven years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Really got to get more drivers in Houston, too. What's this? Real quick, Robert, where are you? What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Dallas.

[Bobbo]

What's it, Robert, what city are you in?

[Caller/Listener]

Dallas, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Dallas. Dallas. 09 Silverado crew cloth. Half ton, four wheel drive with a buck 14.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

4.

[Bobbo]

8 or 5. 3 engine.

[Caller/Listener]

5. 3.

[Bobbo]

Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[Bobbo]

10. 5.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, go to go.

[Bobbo]

Go to givemetheven.com and we'll lock it up. Be fine. We don't do it from a vending machine.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

We are a dot com, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the most bizarre thing.

[Bobbo]

You know what? But we've been kicking around the idea of taking this little company public because we've been getting our dance steps down and we want to take it across the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And I've been watching these IPOs on Wall street, the car companies, you know, BP came out and raised half a billion dollars and they filed bankruptcy about two months ago. Yep. And then auto hero hit the hit town and they were valued at 1.3 billion in auto1. They filed bankruptcy about two weeks ago. And then Carvana, the vending vending machine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks cool, man.

[Bobbo]

Drive by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at him.

[Bobbo]

You go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a neat idea.

[Bobbo]

They did their IPO yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

And I was watching this one closely.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those that don't know, it's. It's this giant thing that sits beside the freeway and it looks like a vending machine full of car.

[Bobbo]

Because it is. It doesn't look like one. It is. It is. It's like a. It's like a snack machine. And you go to their website and you buy your car and then you go to their place and it comes down off the vending machine and boom. And they opened at 15. It was the latest IPO. Big, big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Poor guys. I'm not making fun of anybody. It's just facts. And they get up on the. On the 15, ring the bell. And here we go. And it closed the day at like 10, 11 or 11. Yeah, they lost like 25 right out of the gate. But when you look at their stats, they've lost $4,300 a car since they've started.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think that's right. Maybe I'm wrong. I think the fundamentals of the company make sense, but they're just spending too much in effort. But I mean, also like a vending machine. Guys are in the car business. You really think that's going to work?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's because it's so unique. It's just different. It's a hook, you know. Yeah, it's like the Pudge Rodriguez to your spots.

[Bobbo]

It's like, it's like. Well, now we had. We had some. We. We've had some celebrity endorsement we're going to do in the next segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

We played them earlier, but I want to hear them again. This. It's too good. But you know the stock. The market spoke and the market is the market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And it did not like the Carvana model.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say.

[Bobbo]

We have Bob Floyd in here this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

He, he.

[Bobbo]

He talks about markets too. Good morning, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you say, John?

[Bobbo]

Not much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you been doing good, man.

[Bobbo]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the time.

[Bobbo]

You got a little market report for us?

[J.D. Ryan]

We do. There's a lot going on.

[Bobbo]

Let's do the dope report with Bob Floyd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what do you know? Hello, kids. Spring break's over and guess what? That stress between trend and anomaly have finally come to a change of the guard. So brace yourself for the new wave in wholesale marijuana procurement. Because unless you're planning a trip to deepest Columbia before July, the days of scoring a quarter pound of soft leafy redbud kind are long, long gone. What you'll see these days is what the cool kids are calling hydro, which is an abbreviation for podcast that's grown hydroponically and it's almost exclusively in, you guessed it, Colorado. Now you can score a pound of class hydro for upwards of 1700. That'll break down to 28 full 7 gram quarter o's. That'll sell $100 each for a gross markup of 1100. Or a cool 65% gross. And unless you're popular in Cripple Creek, you'll be wanting to bring your product line back home, right? But here's the rub. Don't even think about trans legal Colorado grass down the 287 corridor into Texas. Because even if you do make it past Amarillo and Vernon and Wichita Falls. You'd better be prepared to play Smokey in the Bandit. By the time you encounter the hardened law enforcement professionals of the Clay County Sheriff's Office. Located in that lonely stretch between Dolly and Henrietta. Here's your best bet. Go due east through Kit Carson, full on to Lincoln, Nebraska and turn seven. They'll never even see you with Texas plates in Oklahoma City. And by the time you get to Bowie, you're home free. And there's your dope report for this spring break time, 2017. I'm Bob Floyd and you keep token.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. If the Carvana guys would have called Bob for some direction, they might have had it. But they were too high on Bob's supply and they made a vending machine and it didn't work out. 800-800-77234. 800800 radio Austin 14F. 150 crew. 75,000 mile lariat, four wheel drive. What's your mission with this thing?

[Caller/Listener]

25,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

25,000 miles. Have you been anywhere? Have you been trying to trade it in? You've been trying to sell it? You have a story?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have.

[Caller/Listener]

Not yet. This is just my first attempt here. I'm just trying to see what I got.

[Bobbo]

Are you going to trade it or sell it? Okay, so you need to replace it?

[Caller/Listener]

Possibly.

[Bobbo]

He's holding his car. It's close to his vest. He just wants the number. He doesn't want to talk about his situation. Don't give me any ammunition to make any extra decisions. Right. Okay. Is it leather roof and nav?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's a four wheel drive and it's navigation. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White.

[Bobbo]

31 grand. 31 750. 32 grand. Right around there. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. My bike.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a. It's got a supercharged 5.0 in it.

[Bobbo]

Supercharged. Send me the pictures. Give me the name of the manufacturer. Let me do a little research. I'll email you an offer [e-mail] My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on this station in your city.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case loving you no pills gonna kill my. When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show and this is your host for the last segment here in Dallas and Houston, in Oklahoma City, IN ZZO. And then everybody else is on for hour number four, including ESPN975 Houston. Remember, the. The podcast is up and it's up this afternoon. You can get it off itunes or Google, whatever it's called. John Clay Wolf. The John Clay Wolf shows how you search it. Or just go to give me the van and click the podcast button. That thing's grown a ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Past three months.

[John Clay Wolf]

As far as people just following it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. As far as downloads, weekly downloads. Yeah. The past year we've had more. We've had more downloads in the past three months. We have the past year. So it's catching on. That's great. It's commercial free and obviously it's free. Tom, good morning. You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

2014 GTS Cayenne with 3,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Any accident history?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir. This thing sits in the middle of our underground garage.

[Bobbo]

Real quick, 21 inch wheels, Panamera roof, rear DVD. Any of that?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

All three?

[Caller/Listener]

Everything? It says everything except the turbo. Can't get another option.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so it has DVD, Panamera, Sunroof and 21, 21 inch wheels.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

I don't have my charts here to research this thing, but I bought a car very similar. Does like low 60 sound, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but I won't buy it.

[Bobbo]

What? Buys it.

[Caller/Listener]

Something above 75 will take it.

[Bobbo]

I can't make that work. That's above retail from what I remember. But I love the car. I love the miles. I love buying low mile, like single digit Porsches, single digit Corvettes. That's where we can really shine. Mid 60s, maybe 67 is what I'm is probably the end of me. And if that would work for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will. And like I was telling earlier, if you go to CarMax and get an offer and I don't beat it up, not that a guy that has a car like this needs a hundred bucks, but I do believe in my, my product enough that I will guarantee it with a hundred dollar. I just send you a check. If I can't beat their offer, I'll send you a check for 100. Just as a thank you for the opportunity.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, that's no problem. We have a couple other ones too. Do you do classic stuff?

[Bobbo]

No. I mean, maybe. Kinda. Not really. I don't know them that well and I always lose on them. I always get screwed. I don't know what I'm doing.

[Caller/Listener]

But 95 Jag XJS.

[Bobbo]

No, no. Go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up on this Porsche and we'll email you an offer. And thank you so much for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got it, Mike. Houston, Louisiana and Dallas, Fort Worth. We've got to get some more drivers.

[Charlie]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean we're our pickup people.

[Charlie]

We're buying at a rate that, I mean, hell, you've done what, at least five in the past 10 minutes. I mean the past two segments here. And we're buying it.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Charlie]

And that's not just in Dallas. And we're getting him. Wichita Falls, Abilene, Oklahoma, Arkansas, I mean it's all over. And we've got just a handful of drivers.

[Bobbo]

We've got 15 drivers and they're just like in the morning when I pull up in the morning, right. Uncle Roy's out there dispatching everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How do they get to the cars? They just drive. Somebody else drives them.

[Bobbo]

Then that's just for the local stuff. And then we have another crew in Houston because we have an office in Spring where Rick is dispatching everybody. And then in south Louisiana we have drop centers in Baton Rouge, in Lafayette and in New Orleans. But I think we're gonna put an office down there and start just sending them out because we haven't been doing the curbside service in Louisiana because I didn't know if there'd be enough business. But it seems to be. Hey, and all this driver stuff, man, this is brain damage. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For you.

[Bobbo]

This is the hardest part of the game really is the logistics of it. Yeah. You know, I was thinking is just to start a new company. Uncle Roy, my dear old friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Let's just call it Uncle Roy's Transport and let him own it. Let him hire all the people. We're his best customer. We pay him his invoices and he handles all these people because I can't do it. I can, but it's just driving me crazy.

[Charlie]

Driving. It's driving Uncle Roy crazy because he's having to run with them to do all the work too. He does a hell of a job just with what he has because amount.

[Bobbo]

Of pickups we have to pick up.

[Charlie]

I mean it's amazing. I don't know how he pulls it off, but he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now. You're right, dude. Coordination of that would be a full time job without having to drive.

[Bobbo]

And we have two logistics managers at the office are coordinating. But we have a. 10. 10 bucks an hour. If you want a job driving in Houston Metro or Dallas Metro and you're not afraid of a day trip to Arkansas or West Texas and Louisiana, go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw and say I'd like to talk to you about a driving deal. 10 bucks an hour. I mean, you know you're not going to get rich, but if you're retired and you like to drive, it's perfect.

[Charlie]

21 and up, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

21 and up. Valid driver's license, no felonies.

[Bobbo]

And we're. And we're going to pull your, your history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Your driving history. Because we can't be sending. No, we can't be sending rough people to our customers, homes. We got to check you out. No, no felony. What's up with that? I know, man. What's going on? Times are changing.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

What about crazy people?

[Bobbo]

Crazy people. I mean you. As long as you check in every morning and show us your meds. Take your pill in front of us. Us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There you go.

[Bobbo]

Then we'll send you out. Pick up your tongue to validate the cars and pick them up. If you go to our better business reviews, they're so good. I know, I just got to keep that up. We've got a great service, but you start getting too busy and too thin and the quality will slip. And I don't want to slip. So anyway, yeah, we're hiring drivers. Ten bucks an hour. Go to givethevin.com. click email jcw perfect. All right, Gary, you've got a 150, 000 mile Avalon?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Are you listening to us on the Bear out there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[Bobbo]

Do you like us or do you hate us?

[Caller/Listener]

I like the show.

[Bobbo]

Oh, good. Well, we like you. The car has a lot of miles on it. How nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's very nice. I mean, my. You know, my dad's one of those. That oil change every 3,000 miles or whatever it is, and no made body damage. My mom, you know, of course, hit the garage, but that's about it.

[Bobbo]

What's it cost to fix that? Ding.

[Caller/Listener]

He already had it buffed out, but it's. I mean, it's really minor.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's no big deal.

[Caller/Listener]

You barely notice it.

[Bobbo]

What color is it that?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's pearl white.

[Bobbo]

2500.

[Caller/Listener]

2500.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Like I said, he's been looking around, and I listen to y' all all the time on Saturdays here. I just thought I'd give you a.

[Bobbo]

Call if y' all want to sell it. Go to givemetheven.com. if you'll bring it to us from Abilene, I'll give you a 2750. Okay. And if he wants a job. If he wants a job driving, you know, we ought to do like these in these remote places where we don't do a ton of business hurlies. Maybe just get a trusted guy like we have in Amarillo that goes. We FedEx the checks to them, and they go pick them up and gather them. And then we have the transports pick them up. That's easier. The big trucking is what's easier. It's just picking them up at the curbsides. It's a little difficult. Okay, thanks, gary.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, thank you.

[Bobbo]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to hear our endorsement deals because one of our competitors has Pudge Rodriguez's endorsement.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to get a celebrity, but.

[Bobbo]

The joke is, is you can't hear understand a word that Pudge is saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't speak very well.

[Bobbo]

No, you would think that they would checked out his English. And Pudge, no offense, dude, we love you as a Texas Rangers, you're one of our favorite. But damn, Holmes, you need to work on that delivery.

[Charlie]

Well, we've got four celebrity athletes that wanted endorse for givemethevin.com. first one out of Houston is Jose Altuve.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Jose from Houston as Ross when trying to sell your car, go givemethewing.com they call, they pay, they take your car, they go like little whores. Sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Now. Jose didn't really endorse us. We need to make sure that Jose doesn't get offended. Somebody. It's a parody.

[Charlie]

It sounds like Jose.

[Bobbo]

We're making fun of Pud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody will mistake this for the real.

[Bobbo]

We're making fun of Pudge's commercial. What? What? What about Dirk?

[Charlie]

Oh, Dirk. Yes, serious Dirk.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Dirk Nowinski. When sell your car sale to give me the fin. Do home. Good times. Take home, they bring you a check, take your car and go away. Just like the Third Reich. Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one's real.

[Bobbo]

Another big shout out to Drew Pearson for making the Philly fans so happy yesterday.

[Charlie]

You want to hear that real quick? It's a minute long, but I. It's so worth it, though.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about some Cowboys?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is in Pennsylvania last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to thank the Eagle fans for allowing me to have a career in the NFL.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am honored as an undrafted free agent to be selected to make the Cowboys second round draft pick.

[Bobbo]

And on behalf of the five time.

[J.D. Ryan]

World champion Dallas Cowboys hall of Fame owner, Jerry Jones.

[Bobbo]

T. Jones.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the Jones family, coach Jason Garrett.

[Bobbo]

All the Cowboy players that played before.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, that played with me and played after me with the second pick and.

[Bobbo]

The second, the 60th pick in the second round, the Dallas Cowboy select defensive back from Colorado, Chobi Abu. And that's not. Not the crowd cheering, by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they hate him.

[Bobbo]

They're booing. How many people were there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like thousands.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the become a big deal and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every one of them's booing. What in the hell?

[Bobbo]

It's funny, man. They. When I'm up there in Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have known that was coming.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I have plenty of friends up there, but they still hate the. The hatred for the Cowboys is so deep, it's weird. And we do we hate the Eagles as bad as they hate us?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so. I don't think so.

[Charlie]

You beat them all the time. Why do you have to hate them?

[Bobbo]

Listen to Turley talk, Max.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Bobbo]

800-800-7234 is a call number. Give me the VIN is the website. We buy your car there. If you go in there right now. Actually, we have the automation turned on. It'll spit out a number immediately and you'll get instant gratification. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bob O. We Appreciate your comedy. Of course. We're going into our number four. And remember, the podcast is on givemetheven.com click podcast or John Clay Wolf show or the John Clay Wolf Show. Facebook page. JD we'll see y' all that we're gonna lose next Saturday. And everybody else, hang tight for our number four. I'll never be your beast of burden I'll never be your beast of burden.

[Caller/Listener]

My world is empty Without a you.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Babe Without a you, babe Without a.

[Bobbo]

You, babe Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. She made a lot of money, Bob. Yes, she did. I mean, she made a lot of money. My stepfather lived in. He passed away, but he lived in Greenwich, Connecticut. Oh. And she lived right down the street. I mean, like a $20 million Diana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bobbo]

Wow. And she's a one head too.

[John Clay Wolf]

She really.

[Bobbo]

Is she still alive? Oh, yes. She's bad alcoholic.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean, wine head?

[Bobbo]

You know what wine head is?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, everybody, every sensible person should be a heavy wine drinker.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

I really think. No, no.

[Bobbo]

You find yourself that. That's a ghetto term that Uncle Roy taught. He's a wine head. He's a wine head. We had this one guy that worked with us, he named him Cold Bear because it had this cheap wine from the liquor from the convenience store. It's like a malt liquor. Wine cold duck. Cold Bear. Cold Bear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cold Bear.

[Bobbo]

He's a wine head. Kelsey. An O2 Tacoma with 180. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Is it a extended cab or regular cab or crew? Cab.

[Caller/Listener]

It's gonna be the. The cab and a half.

[Bobbo]

The.

[Caller/Listener]

It's just with the. You gotta slide the seats up, get into the back seat.

[Bobbo]

Average, rough or clean? Clean. Four grand.

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

Four grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Four grand.

[Bobbo]

Where are you calling from, huh?

[Caller/Listener]

West Columbia, Texas, out of Missouri County.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

Man, I couldn't let it go for that. I mean, they still retail with that many miles for 11,000. I don't expect to get that much.

[Bobbo]

No, they don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo]

I mean, the 07 bring 10 with 145 on them. This is a 02 with 180. I mean, I just disagree with you. I handle them all the time. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I really don't know. See, because I. I just bought it for. I had a 03 Jeep Wrangler. Lifted up on 33s and a 4 inch lift. And I traded that flat out.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I just.

[Caller/Listener]

I checked the nada on it.

[Bobbo]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diana Ross is alive. 72. And you're right, she was arrested for DOI back in 2002.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's a long. She's a wine head. Well, but that was back when I was around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's smart because she's smart to stay. Well since 15 years she's now got drivers. Undoubtedly Toyota.

[Bobbo]

Man. Go to give me the vin.com and just load it up and we'll bid it. I loved you. But I didn't want to hear your life story about the Jeep and how much you loved it and how the deal went and all that. We got a show to do. And when I ask you how much it takes to buy it, I just need an answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

And cheap guys never had one.

[Bobbo]

No, I mean I just need a number. You want a number from me, I need a number from you. I get four grand. What's it take to buy it? Well, you know, back in 73 when I was born. I was born, my grandfather had this old willies and I was always in love with them. And then when I got in high school, my mom bought me me a cj but the motor was out on it. And I spent all high school working on that thing.

[Charlie]

So how much is it again?

[Bobbo]

And then when now I got to working again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna blow my brain now.

[Bobbo]

I'm 32 years old. I had this badass jeep, you know. And then I wound up swapping it off for this truck and the nad. Just how much is the damn car?

[Charlie]

We get?

[Bobbo]

How much is the car, sir? What does it take to buy the goddamn car?

[J.D. Ryan]

My little cousin Twinkles had appleep seizure. We was camping out of the mountains.

[Bobbo]

Buster Dicks. Good morning, Buster.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll tell you what. I got him a back of my Wrangler, got him down the mountain, saved his life. I'll be worth about 1500 right there.

[Bobbo]

How is the political spectrum right now, buster? I'll tell you what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody's getting a little bit tense out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over what now?

[J.D. Ryan]

I like Kim Jong Unfeller. Yeah, you know about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do. I've heard of him. Yeah, he's sort of getting a little crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're telling everybody something. Just calm down. He ain't. He can't even hardly get a missile off of the pad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it's time to Calm the hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that airbag company's making their missiles. Yeah, exactly.

[Bobbo]

That's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell you what to do if you're worried about it. Breathe in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And hold that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And let that out flow along with your cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was gonna say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you feel that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the world, no. Little Mr. Iron ain't no big deal. He ain't nothing new neither. I'll tell you what, this ain't nothing but a case of Ernest T. Bass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Syndrome from Andy Griffith Show. Yeah, he was the one that threw rocks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three words. Andy Griffith Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's that crazy hillbilly. He used to come in Mayberry and throw rocks through the windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get through rocks at people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Andy always would help him out. I tell you what y' all do. Oh, Donnie Trump ought to go there. Don trump, take little Mr. Un over to. To Miss. What was her name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Aunt Be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Miss Plum's elementary class.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the elementary class.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember? Couldn't read.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, he couldn't read.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she graduated him in a couple of days. They didn't see him again for 18th episode.

[John Clay Wolf]

That 18 episodes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next time he come back, he's wanting to marry. That gal's already married, so they had a fake wedding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think. He doesn't look at intelligent to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could fool him out of these things every. Well, we did it with Gaddafi for 40 years. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying we should do this with Korea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Meantime, don't, you know, quit freaking out. They got grass is legal not 700 miles away. Go get yourself just, you know, breathe in. Just relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop watching the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Breathe out like this. How's that feeling?

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel good, man. Thank you for helping me out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Get balance with your cheese. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why does it sound funny when you say it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do a little yoga.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eat you one of them nutty buddy cones. Problem solved.

[Bobbo]

What is your cheese buster?

[J.D. Ryan]

You should drop your ch.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look between your belly button and your nethers.

[Bobbo]

Right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where your chi is.

[J.D. Ryan]

If the right woman. My Korean wife taught me this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

If the right woman will tickle you. That's right. Right there with a middle finger and a ring finger of a right hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right there between your belly button and your nethers. Tickle you not. Not funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tickle, tickle. I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

But like a cheese tickle. I mean, take your mind right to the Right. Part of your spirit. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you stoned?

[Bobbo]

And a nutty.

[J.D. Ryan]

And a nutty buddy cone.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we need to drop ice cream Nutty buddies on North Korea.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You eat that thing.

[Bobbo]

Pat, Good morning. You're on the air. Feel good. Pat, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, sorry about that. Okay. 12 Sonic Chevrolet. You've been holding a while. And most of the time when people are holding a while, they've got bad news, which means they're upside down in their rig and they're looking for a way out. Is this a true statement?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I am upside down on it, but I just want to get rid of it.

[Bobbo]

All right, but can you afford to get rid of it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, good. Google hell. Hell yeah. Hell to the yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now that you mentioned it, is it.

[Bobbo]

A hatchback or a sedan?

[Caller/Listener]

It's sedan.

[Bobbo]

Okay, what color? Black. And does it have gray interior left.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S a cloth interior, hubcaps or does.

[Bobbo]

It got the wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

Got the wheels.

[Bobbo]

It's got a little Sonic with the wheels. With the wheels.

[Caller/Listener]

Little Sonic?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's a. It's a. What's what part of the world you be staying in where you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Arlington, Texas.

[Bobbo]

That's not far. So the transport's gonna be short. If it's got clean carfax and it's a straight rig, I will give you a $4,000 bill for for it. And I know I've got to make the payoff to the bank. How much is payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Nothing is paid for.

[Bobbo]

Okay. You were bluffing. You said you were upside down.

[Caller/Listener]

No. No dents in the body.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, four is my best offer. By the way, I do not have a bump. Average MMR on this car is 3600, which means that's what they're bringing to the auction. And I'm giving all I can give it for. So if that works for you, go to give the vin.com and load it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks, man. Thank you very much.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir, Colonel, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Business done. Andrew?

[Bobbo]

Andrew, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here.

[Bobbo]

I hung up on you a minute ago for a reason. I'll tell you why.

[Caller/Listener]

No problem.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's cuz you're in PA and I.

[Caller/Listener]

Love pa. That means I get a better deal, right?

[Bobbo]

Well, the problem is. And that's why if you notice, we're not running any commercials up there on ZZO and anymore is.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I hear you.

[Bobbo]

We.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

We weren't.

[Bobbo]

It was that thing. Here's what I need. Your feedback on this. How long have you been listening to us?

[Caller/Listener]

About two months.

[Bobbo]

Okay. So we go up there last, I don't know, six months ago. And we're doing the show, and we're running the commercials during the week, and we're picking up people's cars around the region. But it. Allentown is a small market.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And we weren't getting that much done out of there, to tell you that. The truth, and it wasn't worth the trouble. So I called them and said, hey, I got to quit advertising up there. And I figured when I quit advertising up there, they were going to kick us off the air because who the hell these. A bunch of redneck Texans on their rock station in Pennsylvania.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a good show.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well. And so we told the listeners in Allentown on zzl, goodbye. Loved it. Sorry, we're leaving. So I kind of resigned. And then they called me and said, hey, man, we're getting our email box blown up. They don't want you to go. Would you mind leaving the show on up here? Because our guys like it on Saturday. Cool. Love to.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Perfect.

[Bobbo]

Y' all are great fans. And then. But. But I really don't have the logistics to pick you up. I mean, I can. If you can deliver it to Manheim, Pennsylvania, I can do it in a heartbeat, but I don't have the drivers.

[Caller/Listener]

Up there throw a number at me.

[Bobbo]

I can. I can tell you exactly what it's worth. So it's an 04 Dakota, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And it's an extended cab or crew cab.

[Caller/Listener]

Extended.

[Bobbo]

Okay, let me look. I think I'm thinking four grand, maybe 45. Let me look real quick. Hang on. Dakota. Dakota. Dakota. Four wheel drive, V6 or V8.

[Caller/Listener]

V6.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And it's an SLT or a Sport SLT. Okay. But the miles are only 70, right? Yeah, got it.

[Caller/Listener]

Garage capped new tires.

[Bobbo]

Then we talk about the rust. Yes or no, Dakota. Does it have rust?

[Caller/Listener]

Rust. No.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Good. I think 70,000 mile, four wheel drive, extended cab. Dakota. Is it automatic or a stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[Bobbo]

Okay. So it's pretty nice. Mm.

[Caller/Listener]

The roof liner is starting to fall.

[Bobbo]

But I'm a four grand guy. I'm a four grand check writer.

[Caller/Listener]

Four grand. All right. I was hoping for a little more.

[Bobbo]

I hear you.

[Caller/Listener]

I was probably at, like, I was hoping 7, but I guess we're not there, obviously.

[Bobbo]

Right. The average Manheim 4200 is what Manheim is. Oh, Manheim, Pa. Yeah, we are. My buddy has an office right across the street from Manheim, Penn. And I can Turn the paperwork into them, and they'll write you a check. He's the largest wholesaler in the country. And then he'll.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, let me think about it.

[Bobbo]

All right, if that works for you, just go to givemetheven.com, say, talk to John on the radio. Here's pictures of the truck, blah, blah, blah. We'll get it done.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, thanks. Good show.

[Bobbo]

Yes, thank you, sir. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. And we are going. You know, I think we're going to relaunch that. But we've got to have dc, New York City, Pennsylvania, in pit.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of it together to make it work, right?

[Bobbo]

To make it, yeah. We can't half ass it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And then distribution center up there.

[Bobbo]

There's just not enough critical mass in that one market off that one station to. To justify the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is Allentown like a small market?

[Bobbo]

It's like Wichita Falls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought it was, like, bigger than that.

[Bobbo]

Well, the signal is they got their.

[J.D. Ryan]

Own Billy Joel song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say, just because Billy Joel wrote a song about him, make it big. Hey, you know, China Grove is a city that the Doobie Brothers wrote about.

[Bobbo]

And it ain't that big either. Allentown's not small. It's just not big. Now, the signal bleeds into New Jersey, and it bleeds into New York State, and it bleeds into the top of Philly. But when I say bleed, I mean bleed, like drip, drip. So I mean the mass. Most pickups were, you know, 50 miles around Allentown.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was told to never mention blood on this show ever again. You're not drawing me into that just because it's our number four. Because you do that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you always do that, Paul.

[Bobbo]

Same thing with you. The reason. I don't know if you heard me earlier, the reason I cut it loose is because we'd taken too many Mustangs on the air earlier, and I didn't want to take any more. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Bobbo]

You're from Louisiana, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Oregon City.

[Bobbo]

Have you already gone to givemetheven.com and got a number?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Because my system will spit a number out like real time. You just put the VIN input, the miles of color. Is it clean? Clean? Carfax. Da, da da. Here's the equipment. And it'll say, we'll give just that. For anybody listening that wants a bid on their car, they just go to givemetheven.com. it actually gives you a range. And if the range Makes sense and say yes and then we'll get the pictures and, and give you a hard number. It's a 13 Mustang. What's a Coyote?

[Caller/Listener]

That's just another name for it because it was the first second year that the 5.0 came out. And that's just the name that they give it is called a Coyote. It's got a lot of extras done to the motor as far as tune. I got bigger tires and wheels on it, 19 O's on it, 77,000 mile car, non smoker, very clean, very well kept up. Hasn't been driven hard at all really.

[Bobbo]

Does it have a cam in it? Did you put aftermarket cam in it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I didn't put a cam in it. I just thought the tune throttle body, cold air roush exhaust with a H pipe.

[Bobbo]

I'm thinking 16 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

16. I owe just a little bit more than that on it.

[Bobbo]

Well, go to givemethevin.com load it up, let me take the VIN number, let me look at the pictures and we'll email you a hard number and just tell us what it, what, what? And it asks you what your payoff is and say that we'll see if we can get there and bust you out of it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, that sounds good. I'll probably continue a little bit later on with it.

[Bobbo]

Thanks. Paul, you have a question? Nick? Nick, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, talk to me.

[Caller/Listener]

I have a 2008 Toyota Corolla that I gave to my now 19 year old son who immediately got a two accidents. It's still great. It passes inspection and the engine is great. 108,000 miles. And I, I don't think you want to buy it because it's, you know, been in a couple accidents. But my question is, would I, if I decide to sell that, would I be selling it as a like a work car? Would I be better off handing it down to my 15 year old?

[Bobbo]

Oh, absolutely. I mean you're better off handing it done your 15. Let them wreck the hell out of it again because that's what they do, that's what kids do, is wreck the cars. Yeah. The money on it fixed with 105 and accident history on the carfax is going to be about four grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Okay. I appreciate that and I appreciate your service. You bought a Jeep from me a couple years ago and you guys did a wonderful professional job and it's so appreciated.

[Bobbo]

What, what city do you live in?

[Caller/Listener]

Danbury, Texas, usa.

[Bobbo]

Where I've seen that on our reports, but I don't know where it is. Is that in the Houston area?

[Caller/Listener]

It is. It's about 40 miles south of Houston in between Angleton and Alvin. And it's just a little Disney World. Lovely little town in Texas.

[Bobbo]

Tell your kid that you'll put $50 in a bank account every month that he doesn't wreck it. Give him a motivation not to wreck it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'll do that.

[Bobbo]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love it in the news. Okay, we can sort of do this one one of two ways can we do news story or you can go white, black, Latino or different. This is comes out of California. Talk about truth in advertising. A guy's driving around in kind of a sketchy looking van. On the side is written sex, drugs and rock and roll.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Bob, Was it Bob's?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was not. And the police pull the guy over and they find methamphetamines, knives and tear gas in the vehicle.

[Bobbo]

Come on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard believes he was actually driving. What he said he was. He was just, you know, truth and advertising.

[J.D. Ryan]

So should have just said drugs and weapons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. The problem was he said just had sex with himself. Well, actually he did have duct tape so I believe he thought there was some sex coming. Anyway. So was this guy white, he black, was he hispanic or was he other?

[Bobbo]

I think he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Santa Cruz, California.

[Bobbo]

When I hear meth I think cracker. I've just seen so many methys that are, you know, you don't see a lot of black methods heads.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that?

[Bobbo]

Same reason you don't see him in NASCAR very often.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it's the exact same reason but okay, so what Latino?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a crazy, crazy sex, drugs and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock and roll van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy Caucasian. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We're also white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bradley Kelman of 60 year old white guy.

[Bobbo]

Okay, 60. That had to be. He is still rocking, isn't he's still rocking. My name is John Clay Wolf and it looks like we are running out of time for this segment. And we will be back in just a minute. Go to givemethevent.com if you want to sell your car just call in 800-800-RADIO. Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid carmax offer. I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5 CarMax. Offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemetheven.com smokes them every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Givemethe vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. Every day I tell myself it's temporary. What year was all this, Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

That one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think that's about 77 or 78, I think.

[Bobbo]

I think if you had to pick one year of the best music produced. I'm gonna go 77.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, 78's awfully good too.

[Bobbo]

Well, you have it now. Doobie steely. Good enough. 77 wasn't good enough. It had to be 78 Eagles. What happened to the Eagles? 78.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of good music from right about that time. Some of my favorite stuff of all time.

[Bobbo]

I mean, like if it was made in December of 77 and released in January. 78.

[John Clay Wolf]

This came out in 75, by the way.

[Charlie]

Some would say 92. That was strong year.

[Bobbo]

That was a strong year, actually. Mel, Good morning, you're on the air.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Mel.

[Bobbo]

Corvette, Mel, Corvette. Where are you calling from? Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Cedar Lakes.

[Bobbo]

Cedar Lakes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cedar Lake.

[Bobbo]

You got a 16 stingray.

[Caller/Listener]

But I live in Missouri.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Missouri, where's the Stingray?

[Caller/Listener]

You know that one? There's a Stingray Corvette now.

[Bobbo]

Where, where is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's mine. Yeah, I live in Missouri City and.

[Bobbo]

Okay, it's in Houston. Okay, when you say we're on the air in Missouri also, or Missouri as they call it. And I wasn't sure if we were gonna have to go to Missouri to get it or not. Okay, is this, is this Vet? Is this Vet? Which, which version?

[Caller/Listener]

V51 3LT, like I told your guy.

[Bobbo]

Is this the one we bought earlier today on the. On givemetheven.com did you already put it in the system? Ah, okay.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, that's my third.

[Bobbo]

It's a Z51 3LT. Convertible or hard top?

[Caller/Listener]

Hard top. 10, 000 miles. And it's a blue Laguna. That Laguna blue metallic.

[Bobbo]

Laguna blue. How many miles you can. 10. It's a stick.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. 10,000. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Clean Carfax.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah. I just got it six months ago from Corvette World. It's beautiful.

[Bobbo]

Why are you selling it?

[Caller/Listener]

M4. I'm looking, I'm looking for an M4 manual.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

20, 15 maybe.

[Bobbo]

I just sold one of those the other day for was it 48 grand or 38 grand? I forgot. No, it wasn't M4. It was the M Sport for whatever. I don't know. These cars all run together. This is like a fifth. Right, right. At a 50 grand rig, I think.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, those are beautiful. I want that engine, I want that car.

[Bobbo]

So that go to givemetheven.com and go to givemetheven.Com we'll load it up and it'll email you an offer letter and then you'll have it to go shopping with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I might.

[Bobbo]

Can I ask him a question? You can ask him a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

So I'm a driver. I'm a limousine driver.

[Charlie]

Limo.

[John Clay Wolf]

A limo driver. And you're driving a 50.

[Caller/Listener]

A what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're driving high end cars like this.

[Caller/Listener]

That's my side car. That's my side car. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I got in the wrong business.

[Bobbo]

Do you have inheritance?

[Caller/Listener]

He's in the wrong business. Come on and join us, man.

[Bobbo]

Do you have. I mean do you make enough money on being a driver to make this to buy these cars or did he have some family money?

[Caller/Listener]

I I just yeah. Spend a lot of time saving, you know. I mean I'm at the stage of my life where you know I want to buy me something nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He managed for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Work hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

He managed to get all his hydro back from Colorado intact is what he did.

[Bobbo]

Bob said he thinks you're slinging that rock. Are you slinging rock?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723 makes more than radio. I was reading an article this week Radio broadcasters is one of the worst jobs in the country.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Newspaper reporters and the medium salary of 37,000 and radio broadcasters though the medium salary of 38,000 are two of the worst possible career choices you can make according to this was in Money magazine.

[Bobbo]

DJ Pre K you listening to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worst there's and there's no and you.

[Bobbo]

Want to go work for the urban.

[John Clay Wolf]

Station and the problem I wonder if.

[Bobbo]

They'Re on the high end of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scale 2 the ranked 13 worst jobs for their come on in Deech with zero growth the studies also said let's see if you want to be military personnel that was worse. Pest control worker, disc jockey, salesperson and firefighter believe it or not.

[Bobbo]

So D.J. good morning. Good morning. D.J. pre K is our white black guy. For those who don't know he's our helper. He's our production assistant. So you want to have a career in radio? Well, I did until you heard that. Yeah. Here's what I'm thinking. Because you want to work. You've got a lot of black in your soul. Okay, so you want to work at the black station. He's giving us the range. I'm telling you right now, those are going to be on the cheaper end of the spectrum. Disappointing him and. Yeah, so. But what's on the upper end of the spectrum? I just had a brain fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo]

Are you a Christian? I'm spiritual. Okay, so you believe in God?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so here's what you need to do. You need to lose the. The homeboy, the Persona, and you need to go church. And the Christian stations are. Where's all the money Is, dude? I'm telling you. Yeah, I know, I know. I've been to. What's the one called up here?

[John Clay Wolf]

The radio station. Klty, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever been to their studios? It looks like the Rich Evangelist Church. I mean, these. They have the nicest equipment, mansion, all the pretty girls, they're living like Joel Osteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the ratings are great.

[Bobbo]

And that's. That's so. So if my advice to you is, if is go work that Christian angle, that's where all the money is.

[Charlie]

I might have to pimp the Christian.

[Bobbo]

Angle a little bit. All the money is in Jesus, dude. Okay. Praise the Lord. And then you don't have to pay. No, no taxes either.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you really get deep, you're a church. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So strip club. Are. You're an ordained minister, right?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes, sir, I am.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so do you have to pay taxes? What?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I don't take donations.

[Bobbo]

What's the what? Always had to be something. So if I want to donate to your church right now, you won't take it?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I'll take it. I just don't have to claim it because it's a gift.

[Bobbo]

But it's a donation.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

It's a gift? Yes. Donations are considered gifts. Gifts are non tax, non taxable.

[Bobbo]

So. Reverend Charles, do you take donations?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure. Your friend, the strip club.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is doing his due diligence with the work of the Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're taking that money as gifts.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're doing it the wrong way, young man. Let me tell you, in 40 years of being the messenger of God, bringing lower you guys, to take that money, put it back in your church and do you know where your church is?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

In my back Pocket.

[J.D. Ryan]

There it is. The Apostle Paul made strong insinuations when it spoke to the of Philippians two times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your church could be in your. In your church. It could be. Could be in your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get your new car. Could be your house. You could even have it in your pants.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you buy the good he. Hey, good Santa Bell slacks like the brother here got on your church. Your church could be lunchtime at the Ch Me Buffet.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of this is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

$8 a head. Zero. They got crabs after 5 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

That could be your church. Go save some Asian people. But when you call it gift. When you call a gift that's selfish. Don't hide the word under a bushel, son.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is right here. I'm looking at his card. Universal Life Church clergy. There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, you got the card.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta let your. Let your true love shine. Let your soul be on fire for God. And you can still drive a new car. You could even have your lunch at the Golden Crowd with the chocolate fountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys hear? But you know who Benny Hinn is?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The FBI was at his office this week taking some stuff in.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In that near Dallas.

[Bobbo]

Some stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seen carrying boxes out of his office.

[Bobbo]

Oh, taking them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The FBI.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knows yet. They haven't come out with a. With a story. But he was seen. This was in Grapevine, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a faith healer.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Emma, Good morning. You're on the insurance. Emma. Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you?

[Bobbo]

I'm good. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm great. I'm great. I want to know what you can get me for my Chevy Suburban.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Is it a two wheel drive or a four?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a two wheel.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And it what trim level is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the ltz.

[Bobbo]

Does it. What color is.

[Caller/Listener]

Is that white pearl Dry coat.

[Bobbo]

Got it. So does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[Bobbo]

Then it's got quad captain seating and it also has a factory navigation and 20 inch wheels, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. And dual DVD.

[Bobbo]

Does it have a clean carfax? No. Accident history.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[Bobbo]

But it's a 14 parked in the garage. 14 suburban old body style. Last year of the old body style. Last of the Mohicans. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

That is right.

[Bobbo]

Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

We have a payoff, I think.

[Bobbo]

Okay. But you don't know how much the payoff is?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

My husband pays it off, not me. I'm just calling because I'm cuter than he is.

[Bobbo]

He put you up to it. You know, people been doing that for years. People doing that for years. Well, all different scopes of the world. Go see the man.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm the one who drives it.

[Bobbo]

Ah, okay. I like it. I want it. Do you know what you'll take for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't not.

[Bobbo]

Well, I haven't offered you anything. I just want to know if you're. If you're ready to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we are ready to sell it, because I want. I want one of the new ones.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well, then I'm. 35 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, I think we got. We got a little bit more from. From the other place, Texas Direct said 36. 5.

[Bobbo]

So what does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Better than that.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And remember, we come to you and we'll pick it up so you don't have to jack with hanging out at some dealership and waiting on a check or anything like that. All right, so if I give you a check for 37 grand, do I buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Let me see.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Ask. Ask your partner.

[Caller/Listener]

Let me. Let me ask my husband. Hey, Andy. 37 grand.

[Bobbo]

Time passes, the drama. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

[Caller/Listener]

He says, I need to call you back.

[Bobbo]

Ah, he's not prepared to make a decision for Christ at this time, I guess. So we'll go to.

[Caller/Listener]

He put. He put. Yeah, he put me up to it and then leaves me hanging.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's typical, isn't it? Hey, do this, Emma. Do this. And I know that it's just you. Can he hear us talking?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, he's downstairs with my three kids, so.

[Bobbo]

Hey, can you yell real loud? Screw it. I'm just gonna sell it to you. Sold 37 grand. Do that, and then let's watch him come upstairs. Let's jack with him. I mean, we know. We know it's not real, but let's just see. What if he goes for it? You know what? I'm just gonna sell it to you. Sold. 37 grand. Let him figure it out.

[Caller/Listener]

Done.

[Bobbo]

No, but you gotta yell it loud so he can hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has to hear it.

[Bobbo]

He's got to hear you say it so that he comes running upstairs and asks you what you just did.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Hey, Andy, I think I just sold our car.

[Bobbo]

No, I changed my mind. Andy, I did just sell our car. It sold 37 grand. Come on, let's play with him.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, he's. He's on to me. He's on to me. Now he's ignoring me.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

I told you Hanging.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, give me the number.

[Bobbo]

Seriously, Go to. Give me the vin.com. say John offered me 37 grand on the radio. Here's the VIN number, here's the picture. We're gonna take it once y' all discuss, and we'll come down there and pick it up and get your check. And if there's a payoff, we'll pay off your payoff and then pay you the equity. The difference.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Awesome.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. Thanks, Emma. 800. 800 radio. That's how it works. Just go to givemetheven.com we'll be back with the last segment of this morning's presentation with Bobbo Strip Club. J.D. turn in myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

All right, ladies and gentlemen, the John Clay Wolf show is proud to present the one, the only. Yeah. Get ready, guys. Grab your cash. Get ready to throw your stash. Let's give it up for John Clay Wool.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God. I'm glad to have you back. Strip.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun to have him here.

[Bobbo]

It really is. It's been. It's really been four years. Don't tell me it's been four years.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

It's been four years.

[Bobbo]

Four years. It feels like four months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, easily.

[Bobbo]

Do you ever listen to us on Saturdays down there, Louisiana.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

When I wake up in time.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, what do you got to sleep and what are you tired from?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I'm Cajun, man. We drink every Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, we drink every day to nzy. Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

David, good morning. With the Tahoe. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[Bobbo]

Tahoe. Dave, Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on, man?

[Bobbo]

Ah, just wrapping it up. Fixing to call it a day. Well, I mean, then the next work starts when we walk into the buyer's room and start working all these bids that we've been making all morning and having to negotiate and do all that stuff. But, yeah, it's a Saturday. I got to quit working so hard, dude. I'm sick of it.

[Caller/Listener]

What do you think about the Cowboys getting taco?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, taco. How about the. The Texans? I'm glad they got a quarterback.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they got quarter. Well, I'm a Cowboys guy.

[Bobbo]

I'm in.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Houston by cowboy. So I like the Texans getting deontay. I think that's going to be a good pick form.

[Bobbo]

I do too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't think you're saying taco correctly.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. Hey, hey, this Tahoe, is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

You know what, I don't know if I know that. I mean it's pretty loaded. It's ltc. It's got everything on it black on black leather. My wife takes better care of that. She does me. So it's in good shape.

[Bobbo]

Well, does 18 grand do it? It's got big miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

No, that's pretty far off from what I'm getting from the dealership where I might be looking. Traded in for another one.

[Bobbo]

So it's got 90,000 miles, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the. I've already, I've already got 26, 27 I think from two different dealers down here for a trade.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you're so full of it, dude. Come on now. Let's quit it. Stop it. Just stop it. Come on. We got a 90,000 mile 12 Tahoe and they're offering you 26 grand. No, I mean, come on, stop it. Yeah, stop it. Well then why didn't you take it?

[Caller/Listener]

Because I didn't know if it was.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well do this hang up on me and run your ass back there and hope that they're still there because that is. I mean, I bought, you know, you know, we, we. This, we buy these Tahoes left and right with miles on them all over them. I know them. And 18, 19 is the absolute money on this rig. 20 if it's. If you get the right Iranians lined up at the right time in the auction and they hate each other and they bring in that extra thousand. No way in God's green earth does this thing do 26 grand ever with 92,000 miles? Is it. I mean, it's not a Denali because you said it's a Chevy. A Denali would be like 23, 22.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's LTZ with literally everything on it.

[Bobbo]

So you have, you have found you. You need to. You called me and I'm giving you advice. Go back to that store and buy that whatever they got that they'll give you 26 grand. And you're good. You're solid. You found it.

[Caller/Listener]

I appreciate it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I accidentally hung up on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got some quick headlines for you. Dallas Castle boys. Defense van. Randy Gregory. Do we care anymore? Has failed his seventh drug test.

[Bobbo]

He can't.

[Charlie]

He can't lay off the weed.

[Bobbo]

So. Strip club. Let's talk about you. How are you getting back to Louisiana?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Oh, looks like I'm hitchhiking.

[Bobbo]

Well, when you came up here, what was the plan?

[J.D. Ryan]

What.

[Bobbo]

What promises were made?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I was promised to bring the bus up and y' all would find a way to get me back home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that second part actually spoken?

[Bobbo]

Well, I do have a car that needs to go down to Lake Charles, but I think it's got engine noise, and that would be risky.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would advise you not to try this right away. Strip club. I mean, I know you. You outside, you're acting like everything was just scot free. No problems at all. But I know you, man, and I know it was an ordeal getting from down there to up here over the corner. How long did you drive?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Six hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you know, I mean, how many horrific episodes did you have between there and here, right?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Not till I got to Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't do that to yourself again immediately. Stay a couple weeks.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Started seeing the cameras again.

[John Clay Wolf]

The cameras are chasing him. They're following him. Only him.

[Charlie]

Stay a couple weeks. Where's he gonna stay at?

[J.D. Ryan]

Stay. My place, man. We're all cool.

[Bobbo]

You could do the show with him. You could be his producer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you can sit in with me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Recorded Strip.

[Bobbo]

Why don't you just stay here and go to work? Have you been in the buyer's room yet?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No, not yet.

[Bobbo]

You need to go see what you started. Because if you go back six years ago and you and Bob are sitting in this little production room during the week and calling back our listeners in Austin and in Dallas and buying these cars, you ought to see how this thing is morphed and walk in the other room and see what's going on. But you, I mean, you're tenured, dude. I mean, you started the call back for the radio show you and Bob did. Yeah. So? I mean, you're senior. You walk in, you're senior already. You're senior buyer. Come on, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ground floor, baby.

[Caller/Listener]

Stay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

We'll talk off the air.

[Bobbo]

Oh, come on.

[Charlie]

No, everything's on air.

[Bobbo]

Strip. No, Strip. This is our last.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I told y' all last week. I talked to my psychiatrist, and she doesn't think it's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we got psychiatrists out here, too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they all think it's a great idea.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. What if we get the psychiatrist on the phone? Do you have her cell?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

She's not working.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I know a psychiatrist in Denton. That'll give you acid, man. Try to fix it.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's what I need. Be paranoid and tripping.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. The good acid. The good acid, man. Uncle Baba wants to hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrong acid.

[Bobbo]

Stop. So. What? What? I mean, when you were here before, you were with that crazy old Haggard. That was the problem. It wasn't anything but that.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's actually. That's the cause of my divorce. Because I started going crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

She drove you crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never mind the fact that she was sleeping with some guy in your house.

[Bobbo]

What did that happen? That did happen. He's got a memory on him.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what it is, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, dude. That.

[Bobbo]

That happened. I remember now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's grief and loss and jealousy. Listen, take the acid. Hang around a couple weeks. Make a little do. Re me. You know? By the time you get back to Louisiana, you'll be the king of the battle.

[Bobbo]

All right, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

20, 24 days.

[Bobbo]

Right now, you sleep late, and then what?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Well, I can't work right now because of my legs. Still.

[Bobbo]

Right, but you could work here because we have chairs. Yeah, yeah, we have chairs.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Play a lot of video games. Spend a lot of time on Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that pay?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Government pay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Government pays me.

[Bobbo]

But you said they're only throwing you a dime a month.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's enough to cover my bills.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but you're. But. But don't you want more? Don't you want more out of life than living with your mom?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, I'm about to get my own place, actually.

[Bobbo]

But, Dennis, who's gonna cover that bill?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on a dime a month.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Government.

[Bobbo]

You wonder why the roads in Louisiana are so bad. Well. So how do we get you off the government teat?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

My headphones cut out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say again?

[Bobbo]

How do we get you off the government teat?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Pay me enough to buy my meds.

[Bobbo]

How much? Your meds?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Fifteen hundred dollars. A month.

[Bobbo]

What can you get it done for? Done?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the meds.

[Bobbo]

If you give him your meds and he does a reverse lookup and he can find the closest black market item, then what? What are your meds like? If they were recreational, what would they be?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No recreational use whatsoever. No high nothing. It just keeps me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a mood? A mood enhancer?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

And antipsychotics.

[J.D. Ryan]

Antipsychotics.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

John P's got you.

[Bobbo]

Do it. What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can do it.

[Bobbo]

What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, first you need a big trial of amoxicillin because you're going to fall down a lot the first couple weeks so you don't get infected.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You start with a. A strong regimen of. Of light. Not pure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And not the best, but decent cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. And I mean like a bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the most stable?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not just for a few days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, we'll lock you up.

[Bobbo]

If you.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you develop a problem with it, then you just drink whiskey, man.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I can't drink whiskey every night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we're gonna fix that.

[Charlie]

The cocaine will do that.

[Bobbo]

Why? Why can't you drink whiskey?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Because other people break out in bruises.

[Bobbo]

Oh, But I've never seen you violent ever.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Lucky you.

[Bobbo]

Have you been arrested for assault?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so I was.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I was locked up before I went.

[Bobbo]

Hang on. I want to hold this idea. Everybody that wants to listen to the podcast, grab it. In a few hours. We're going to do a little after hours podcast with strip club so you can jump to the end and catch, catch, catch the rest of this. We're into about 10, 15 minutes because we got to get to the bottom all this. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name's Michael Turley Bobbo Strip club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just joke about the cocaine, mom.

[Bobbo]

We got. We got the infamous famous J.D. sir. J.D. ryan, Esquire. As Babo says. God damn. I'm J.D. ryan. The preacher, then the boat salesman and the reporter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

And the talk show host and the TV star.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the travel channel indicated travel show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You can tune into J.D. ryan. What's it called? Texas Road tripping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas Road tripping.

[Bobbo]

On. On the Texas State Network. Cbs. Put the CBS in front of there. It makes and. Or just go to JD Ryan, TV and you'll see it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars for givemetheven.com. put them in there. See you. Bye. Locker out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back to the money.

[Bobbo]

Time is money. Let's get.

[Charlie]

And clear.

[Bobbo]

Clear. All right, we're clear.

[Charlie]

Yes. Clear.

[Bobbo]

Clear. All right, so we're off air.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

We're off air.

[Bobbo]

We're on podcast.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So do you want to work?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yes, I do.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you really do or you don't?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I really do. But the problem is, as soon as I start working, I lose my benefits. If I lose my benefits, I lose my good insurance, which means I lose the medicine that I need. Even within. Even with insurance. I'll still have to come up with 850amonth.

[Bobbo]

I got an idea. So if we could figure out a way to pay you in crab meat. Can. Do you want to move back up here and work?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, I would like to.

[Bobbo]

Really? Well, then that's what we need to do. We'll figure it out. We can make that work. I mean, where there's a will, there's a way. Look at Bob O. Trying to come up with a script for you, cuz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Insurance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Call. What do you pay Babo for insurance now? Three or 400.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have good enough insurance to cover his meds?

[Bobbo]

Are we clear? Clear. Mike? Yes. What is the percentage chance that we're not clear? You've got it unpotted. It's just turned off. Do you need to unplug anything? Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Network is down for sure.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm really.

[Bobbo]

Do you have any pussy done in Louisiana that you're afraid to leave?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Oh, no, man. I ain't been with a woman in four years.

[Bobbo]

Why down there? That's all they want to do is drink, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Yeah.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah, but they all look at country and they. They like the dark meat down there.

[Bobbo]

You know, I've heard this. What's that all about?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I have no idea. I think it has to do with all the drug problems down there.

[Bobbo]

So they like the dope that the brothers can bring them?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Or do they like the big cane?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Some from column A, some from column B.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of them are, you know, poor, you know, primitive women though, and they're. They're being rebellious by doing that.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

They don't want a good, honorable man who will go, you know, working on his day's work, come home, take care of the wife, although the girlfriend, whatever, and you know, just be a good man. They want the bad boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's as bad as they can imagine.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait till they get a load of me.

[Bobbo]

But after four years, you hadn't met a good one.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I have one that I'm talking to, but I mean, she's from way back when I was working the strip joints.

[Bobbo]

Right. Is she still stripping or she.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Oh, no, she's retired. She's a nurse.

[Bobbo]

Timed out. What age do these strip girls have to go? On average, most of them start 18.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

And by 29, they're done.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. And do they have drug problems at 29? A lot of them, yeah. And they've had the seriously damaged black boyfriends.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damaged goods at 22.

[Bobbo]

Now Bob, you were looking for, you were going to ask strip club about the black. About the African love.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we were joking about that, you know, But I don't know. That's a.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever had any.

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't that one of your things, man?

[Bobbo]

Don't put it on me. You brought it up. Yeah. I've never had any. I've never had any black.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm a sophisticated man in the world. Sure. So that's your line.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever had any? Bum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Good, bad, indifferent, same thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Outstanding. Well, it's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it you're dating or.

[Bobbo]

You ever had a piece of ass that was.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, never, Never dating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dating. So you bought this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Well, no, no, I just landed next to it, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you didn't purchase it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just asking.

[J.D. Ryan]

They like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just.

[J.D. Ryan]

They really like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I believe that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Because poor white. But women, usually big white women want a black boyfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Poor black women want me. I don't know what it is.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, this is a pretty good advertisement.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd say your phone's gonna ring any minute.

[Bobbo]

If you.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you've got a.

[Charlie]

What's your number?

[J.D. Ryan]

If you've got a first name that has never been anybody's first name before, like a made up first name. Okay, I'm your guy.

[Bobbo]

Like give me an example.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shamika.

[Charlie]

So call Bavo now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tarika.

[Bobbo]

1, 800, 800. We do need to get you home though, so I don't know how we're gonna get you home. How long are you good for? A couple days.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

A couple days?

[Bobbo]

Okay, so you go home, we figure out how to make this work and then I get you back up, you can drive something else back up to stay.

[Charlie]

Worst case, you get a bus ticket.

[Bobbo]

That's true.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's a 14 hour bus ride.

[Bobbo]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Because they stop in Houston for two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

They stop everywhere.

[Bobbo]

Well, what about train?

[J.D. Ryan]

But you meet a lot of fascinating people.

[Bobbo]

We've got cars down there all over the place. You can just bring one up. That's easy, Easy. How far do you live from Scott?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Fifteen minutes.

[Bobbo]

All right. I mean, we got cars here right now we got a car that was on a conditional yesterday, got hung. Anyway, we can get you up here. Easy.

[Charlie]

The time I get him back for permanent.

[Bobbo]

Oh, oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting him home.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

I know I need to get home. Son.

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

That's where my meds are.

[Bobbo]

Did you bring your meds with you?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Brought enough for a few Days, all right.

[Bobbo]

Trains.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think Amtrak goes directly to wherever hell he lives.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lafayette, right?

[Bobbo]

Amtrak goes a lot of places. I mean, directly.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, but go to New York.

[Bobbo]

And come back when you drive there. You can't go directly. You got to go to Shreveport or go to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Do you go to Shreveport or Houston?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Shreveport, yeah, it's.

[Bobbo]

That 49 is a much better drive.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

It's only a seven mile difference. But Houston, you have all that traffic, so.

[Bobbo]

Hey, what On. On. I got my first legal letter the other day. Last night, our girl screwed up and bid a car wrong, okay. And we tried to adjust it because we had bad information, okay. And he got all. But he happened to be a lawyer. Oh, boy. And I talked to him and I called him like, dude, you're acting. You know, why are you doing this? I said, we're not. We're not arguing about the price of the car. We're arguing over a thousand dollars. And it was an honest mistake. The girl put 54,000 miles on the deal instead of 84. And it's a difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And he's like, yada duh. I was like, you know, you're acting like a typical lawyer. Why are you doing that? He's like, well, I'm not like that. I'm not litigious and people. And then last night he sends me a demand letter with all this crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

A demand letter?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, this all long winded demand letter. I'm like, dude, I've already written you a check for the amount that we quoted just to shut you up. Why are you doing this? Oh, I didn't realize that. Oh, he wanted $2,000 on top of it for anguish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

For anguish.

[Charlie]

Kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

I swear to God I'll Anguish the cat man. Where is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like anybody on the airlines anymore. They all want anguish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, okay, but that. Okay, but that Chinese dude was angry.

[Bobbo]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lady this week that she gets on the airplane. Do you care about this story? United Airlines, and she has a cat allergy, sits down next to a lady who has a cat. Then she says, I have a cat allergy. I can't sit here. They move her to another seat. Now they want her off the plane because if you get up in the air and she has some kind of an attack, they're responsible. So now they take her off the plane and she. She's screaming and she wants a lawyer because she was removed from the plane because she said she has a cabin. United.

[Bobbo]

How's her stock Recovered? I hadn't looked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all yet, really.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Especially after the rabbit thing that happened this week.

[Caller/Listener]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What rabbit thing happened?

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Did you see this?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

They left the rabbit in the pet recl reclamation area or something for too long and the rabbit died. Okay, so now people want to sue.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's like an Aerosmith song, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does kind of. Our children can't catch me because the rabbit done died.

[Bobbo]

So, Bob, you got anything else? What about you? Are you gonna. How much long are you gonna stay up there in Bowie?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you know, my son should graduate this year. We're hoping next month he's going into the Marine Corps.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

November.

[Bobbo]

Are you still having a blast on doing your daily gig?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm having a ball.

[Bobbo]

If you're having a ball, you're having a ball. Let it be.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, there, you know, I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't imagine doing it. I got a little girlfriend, lives out of town. She's hot. She's got a pet pig.

[Bobbo]

Like a pot belly pig or pig Pig.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if it's Vietnamese. He is. He is a foot long and about 8 inches tall, maybe 10.

[Bobbo]

She or the pig?

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

She has a pig.

[Bobbo]

No. Oh, is the. Is she a foot tall?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she's tiny, though. She's a little spinner girl.

[Bobbo]

Is she a Vietnamese?

[J.D. Ryan]

Her name is Victoria.

[Bobbo]

Is she.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she is Alabama hillbilly.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but not. But sophisticated, though. But you know.

[Bobbo]

And does she put out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we all have an origin. I like her very much.

[Bobbo]

Does she put out? Well, that's a yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like her very much.

[Bobbo]

How old is she?

[J.D. Ryan]

54. And just as pretty as a day. No, she's got seven children. When I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

When. When Buster Dix did the deal about the co re a couple weeks ago.

[Bobbo]

Her.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was kind of based on her.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little bit. Pretty. Pretty. Her little black pig, Jackson ran away the other day and she was devastated. We thought for sure Coyote got him or something Last night. He. He walked up to the house about 7 o' clock at night. No idea where he's been.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I forgot to tell you. So, podcast. You asked me if I listen to the podcast last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

So I slept in. I was in Louisiana on Wednesday and when I went to bed, I was listening to Bill O'Reilly's podcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Just to hear what he had to say because now he got kicked off the air. I just want to see what it looked like when you get kicked off the air. And here you are, because, you know, it could happen to me in any minute. And I went to sleep with it on my chest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And then when the podcast was finished, it clicked into the next podcast that I have saved, and that's ours. So I listened to our podcast all night long. I was, like, so asleep. I couldn't. I couldn't turn it off. But when I'd wake up for a moment, it was always, baba. Yeah, I mean, you doing a bit? Are you doing a story or something? And I was like, man, this sounds pretty good. But I was, like, asleep. So you. You were going through me in my sleep. It was pretty weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a phenomenal program last week.

[Bobbo]

Was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

We did well, I really thought. And I'm pretty objective.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you listen back to him?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

Do you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

You do not improve if you do not listen to your product.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my problem then.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's true. It's true. Jack Bishop, bless his heart, you know who I'm talking about. My. My lead counselor at the Columbia School of Broadcasting said, you will not improve if you do not listen to your product after the fact. Critique yourself. Be hard on yourself.

[Bobbo]

I was so glad to have that program director that was the big boss write us that letter yesterday, even though there was some, you know, obviously critique in it. But then he wrote back, I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

You guys are phenomenal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was, like, long winded, but it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was positive and good constructive criticism, too.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had the bit earlier today, the Randy bit, and boy John was you were hot. You thought I were you did you think I was just gonna sabotage the deal?

[Bobbo]

No, I just didn't think you were listening to what this guy was saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, I. I totally. I'm totally with the guy. I write those bits. Two minutes now. Okay, but what happens. It happened today. We were. What we're doing. We did Buster Dicks today, and I did his deal, and he's done. And. But y' all wanted to know what chi was. Buster? What do you mean by chi?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. But we were dragging that along another.

[J.D. Ryan]

45 seconds right there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but that was fine. It was flowing. But. But the. Like, the. The Wallace Edwards were going too long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the Randy deal, you just got to catch that punchline out of the gate so that they laugh and then they stay with it if you don't give them a good knee slapper quick in, then they tune off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the Randy thing is getting to be an inside dude video. Like, you know, the early part of that. He's talking to. Obviously talking about Kim Jong Un.

[Bobbo]

Sure. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he calls him what, Kim Pao Kung.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's, you know, he's not in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tori.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, where did Randy come from? Randy the chipmunk. Where'd the character come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

We bought this voice box me and Turley were playing. Got all stoned and we're playing with the voice box.

[Charlie]

So there's a chipmunk that's hanging around the office.

[Bobbo]

Office. That was it. So he's just a stony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley and I work together extremely well like that. Now he's just a character. I mean, he's a. We draw parallels. The first thing we did was political with him. Right. His girlfriend was stolen by a squirrel. It was actually more racial than anything else.

[Bobbo]

Right. Well, it's a way to get it out without getting in trouble, which is fine with me. That's what they want.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you take the heat.

[Bobbo]

That's the one thing I disagree with. What that guy said is to jam it back. 50% cars and 50% entertainment. I just. I. He might kind of be a car head.

[J.D. Ryan]

We could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or the car thing. Maybe. Your. Your approach to the car thing is so different and original compared to every other car talk show that it is fascinating at first.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I first heard you, you were doing the nooner and you weren't bidding cars over the air like that. You were still kind of culminating, you.

[Bobbo]

Know, trying to figure out what the fuck I was doing on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Top Gear thing that you did later on the out long.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But this guy may have never heard you do that. And that's what. What have I always said? That's your magic trick. That's your. That's your.

[Bobbo]

And that's my least. Least.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just so funny because you do it so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's fascinating other people to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They like it. Yeah, you do it all day.

[Bobbo]

We're just doing our podcast. Give us a second.

[J.D. Ryan]

And when we first did it on the Eagle, it was a lot more cars. The ride of the week was always thing, and it was always car, car, car, car, car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's fascinating for people who've never heard it.

[Randy (Chipmunk Character)]

It.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a totally different take on the car talk genre. He did have neat things to say about the way we're sneaking an infomercial into an FM slot Saturday mornings.

[Charlie]

He got it.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's not. I mean, if you think. If you listen to everybody else, they're sucking dick on all their advertisers. And, you know, I went to the Outback Steakhouse. Damn, that steak is good. Made me want to slap your mama. Wasn't it, Corby? Yeah, that's some good steak. I never had one like tube snakes, but. Best steak I had since I had one in the. And now they're all doing infomercials. Be sure and pick up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Neil Sperry spring 2017 calendar. I'll tell you why those roses are so badass.

[Bobbo]

What I need to do next week is when y' all get. When we get into blue. And I was thinking about it just never hit today. I need to freak out and say that I'm going to pull all the. Give me the VIN advertising from the show because y' all are so up.

[Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that gonna.

[Bobbo]

It'll be fun. Just a dramatic over the top right where. I can't. I can't. I can't do this show anymore. We got to find a new sponsor because I'm not going to put my product with you. All right, I'm done. Y' all done? Talk to you later. See you. Night. Bye.