The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #94 (Feb 13, 2026)
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Panel: Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Charlie, Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)
Special Guest: Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley)
Theme: Car talk, sports, strip club tales, regional banter, and irreverent humor
Episode Overview
This episode is a classic, raucous Saturday romp on The John Clay Wolfe Show. The team is joined by longtime friend Strip Club DJ (Michael Turley), who brings wild stories from his unique double-life as an ordained minister and a strip club DJ. In typical JCW fashion, the show jumps energetically between hilarious strip club tales, on-air car deals, sports talk (notably the NFL draft and Philly fan hatred), Southern and Cajun slang, weed economics, radio business inside jokes, and the running gags that have made the show a cult favorite. The underlying theme, as always, is the wild unpredictability of real lives—on the roads, in clubs, or after hours.
Key Segments & Highlights
1. Strip Club DJ Returns!
[00:55 – 07:06]
- Michael Turley ("Strip Club DJ") returns after 4 years with even longer hair and his signature DJ voice.
- Recognized as the voice of Dallas-Fort Worth strip clubs for over 20 years, Turley entertains with spot-on on-air strip club announcements:
“Right now on your main stage, give it up. This is Tiffany. That’s right, guys. Throw a little greenery at that scenery. If you’re not drinking, you should be tippin’.” — Turley [01:37]
- Turley reveals he's also an ordained minister and once performed a marriage in a strip club:
“I’ve married people. I’ve married people in a strip club.” — Turley [03:24] “How long did that marriage last?” “About six months.” — John & Turley [03:45]
- Calls in via a church bus he bought through GiveMeTheVIN.
2. Live Car Buying Antics
[05:07 – Throughout]
- Callers pitch their cars for on-air bids; Bobbo and John make fun of the stories, haggle, and sometimes buy immediately.
- Example:
“My husband said I need to sell it right now because he is a fat, lazy son of a—and won’t do it himself.” — Caller Stacy [06:08]
- GiveMeTheVIN offers beat CarMax and other dealers, promising instant, often hilarious negotiations and a $100 guarantee.
- Example:
- The old “bring it to CarMax and send us the offer live on air—we’ll beat it or pay you $100” gag is lively and popular.
“If we don’t beat it, we’ll send you $100.” — Bobbo [31:12]
3. Philly Hates Dallas: Drew Pearson Trolls Eagles Fans
[09:19 – 11:43]; [105:24 – 106:55]
- Revisiting a viral NFL draft moment where Cowboys legend Drew Pearson is loudly booed while announcing the Cowboys pick to Philly fans.
- Drew Pearson leans into the hate, milking it for comedy and Cowboy pride:
“I want to thank the Eagle fans for allowing me to have a career in the NFL... with the second pick... the Dallas Cowboys select...” — Drew Pearson (clip played on-air) [10:11], [105:36]
- Panel laughs about deep-seated Philly-Dallas sports hatred.
4. Buy-Sell Banter: Strip Club Economics & Ethics
[55:54 – 56:51]; [73:02 – 74:09]
- Inside scoop on strip club tipping etiquette and DJ-dancer relationships:
- Supposed rule: dancers tip 10% of earnings to the DJ, but Turley says he rarely saw that money:
“I was lucky to walk out with 200.” — Turley [57:04]
- Huge earning potential recounted:
"I've seen a girl tag a guy for $64,000 in one night." — Turley [73:53]
- New in-house stripper, Hannah, compares notes.
- Supposed rule: dancers tip 10% of earnings to the DJ, but Turley says he rarely saw that money:
5. Regional Slang Wars: ‘Kunas’, ‘Red-assed’, ‘Joey Bag of Donuts’
[22:05 – 24:05]
- Southern and Cajun regional slang compared to Jersey/PA/NY idioms.
- “Red-assed” = mad in Texas, “Joey Bag of Donuts” = a large or buffoonish person in the Northeast.
- Turley teaches “kunas” slang and a little Cajun French.
- Panel jokes about regional quirks and rivalries, including Oklahoma and Louisiana tales.
6. Legal Weed, Drug Stories & The “Dope Report”
[64:51 – 66:34]; [92:43 – 94:15]
- The business and risk of "muling" hydroponic weed from Colorado into Texas is discussed in detail.
- Bob Floyd delivers the tongue-in-cheek “Dope Report”:
“Unless you’re planning a trip to deepest Columbia before July, the days of scoring a quarter pound of soft leafy redbud kind are long gone. You want hydro—expect to pay $1,700 a pound.” — Bob Floyd [92:43]
- Anecdotes about the price and dangers of weed running.
7. Celebrity Endorsement Parodies
[39:35 – 41:56]; [104:00 – 104:58]
- Parodies of local sports heroes’ car-selling endorsements are created to mock rival company's ads:
- Dirk Nowitzki, Jose Altuve, Yu Darvish, Michael Irvin (all impersonated badly and for comic effect):
“This is Dirk Nowitski. When sell your car, sell to givemethevin.com. Good time they come, they bring you a check, take your car and go away. Just like the Third Reich.” — Bobbo or JD (as fake Dirk) [40:23], [104:58]
- Dirk Nowitzki, Jose Altuve, Yu Darvish, Michael Irvin (all impersonated badly and for comic effect):
8. Radio Life, Inside Baseball & Podcast Growth
[97:17 – 101:43]; [131:04 – 133:10]
- JCW and crew talk openly about the behind-the-scenes of running a syndicated radio show and podcast.
- JCW Show podcast is growing rapidly—now gets more downloads in 3 months than the previous year.
- Conversation about how radio DJ jobs are some of the worst paid in America:
“Radio broadcasters, median salary $38,000, are two of the worst possible career choices... Disc jockey, salesperson, and firefighter believe it or not.” — John quoting Money magazine [131:07]
- Advice to aspiring DJs: “All the money is in Jesus, dude. Go work that Christian angle.” — Bobbo [133:02]
9. Running Strip Club DJ’s Life
[74:10 – 76:37]; [141:17 – 155:47]
- Turley discusses being on disability, fighting to keep insurance for his meds, why he left club DJing (music changed to hip-hop, less tip money), struggles with mental health, and the culture of Louisiana strip clubs.
- Panel tries to talk Turley into rejoining the team, riffing on how to keep his disability while working.
10. Odd & Memorable Calls
- On-air haggling with a CarMax rep ([77:23]) and callers trying to outwit Bobbo and John.
- Story of a $100k Land Rover on blocks after its owner, a self-described “$30,000 millionaire,” had the wheels repossessed by Rent-a-Tire [49:42 – 51:11].
- Goofy “White, Black, Hispanic, or Other?” guessing game for odd news [59:42, 124:24].
11. Running Gags, Bits, References
- “Randy the Chipmunk” and “Buster Dix” for parody North Korea/Pennsylvania takes [44:19, 111:52].
- Musical nostalgia—panel recalls 70s–80s rock, laughs about the similarities between Tom Petty and Dwight Yoakam.
- Stripper-tipper math (“daytime dancer: $8 tip, nighttime dancer: $100 tip”), and “ethics” of club life.
- Panel teases about Joey Bag of Donuts, Kunis/Cajun slang, and “fixin’ to” vs. “hold time.”
- The joke endorsement:
“If you want to get lowballed, do it.” — Bobbo [59:14]
Notable Quotes & Moments
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“I’ve married people. I’ve married people in a strip club.”
— Strip Club DJ, [03:24] -
“I bring home less than a thousand a month in disability. Barely enough to cover my bills.”
— Strip Club DJ, on life post-DJ, [15:52] -
“We come to you and pick up the car, so you don’t have to jack with hanging out at some dealership and waiting on a check.”
— Bobbo, on the GiveMeTheVIN promise, [137:46] -
“I walked in the room, you’re talking about big boobs and long legs. Thanks, John. Love you too.”
— Turley, [38:31] -
“Why are you so greedy? So you don’t want to sell it, you just want to jerk me off?”
— Bobbo to caller, [28:05]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:55 - Strip Club DJ’s return, stories, and minister tale
- 05:07–20:54 - Car selling/buying calls interwoven with jokes
- 09:19, 105:24 - Eagles fans boo Drew Pearson; NFL draft humor
- 22:05 - Slang wars: ‘red-assed’, ‘Joey bag of donuts’, ‘fixin’ to’
- 39:35, 104:00 - Fake celebrity endorsement parodies
- 49:42 - The $100k Land Rover on blocks after wheel repossession
- 55:54, 73:02 - Strip club economics/debts, new in-house "stripper"
- 64:51, 92:43 - Weed economics and hydro trafficking
- 74:10, 141:17 - Turley’s disability and possible move back to Dallas
- 97:17, 131:04 - Podcast growth, radio industry, work/life advice for DJs
- 124:24, 59:42 - “White, Black, Hispanic, or Other?” odd news
- 111:52 - “Buster Dix” and more character-based gags
Final Thoughts
Energetic, irreverent, and authentic as ever, this episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings together classic bits, fresh call-in banter, not-so-PC strip club tales, real-life auto dealing, and a love letter to regional weirdness and the unsung world of radio. A treat for listeners new and old—even if you don’t have a car to sell.