#95 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #95

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, features a lively mix of humor, cars, sports, rock & roll, and unfiltered banter. Regulars include J.D. Ryan, Bob “Bobbo” Turley, Producer Turley, and a revolving cast of callers and characters.

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Episode Overview

Episode #95 is a fast-paced, irreverent blend of car-buying talk, off-the-cuff comedy, biting social commentary, and a touch of local color. The hosts riff on everything from employment woes, car values, and massive yard sales, to more offbeat topics like praying on Facebook, the quirks of radio business, and even weird police news from Florida.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. J.D. Ryan Fireside: Job Losses & Radio Realities

• Timestamps: 00:32–02:01; 17:39–19:08; 145:00–148:00
• JD Ryan, fresh from getting fired after a long radio career, becomes the butt of recurring jokes, but also offers candid insight into radio layoffs and corporate culture.
• Quote:
  • JD: "I'm a boat salesman now." (18:59)
  • John: “You get some practice, lots of practice, and not much selling.” (19:03)
  • JD: “It’s a blessing, actually. I’m going to take this show, put video to it, syndicate it myself. I’ll make at least twice... CBS is amazing—but I’ll bring it back around to them.” (149:19)

2. Car Talk: Buy, Sell, and Appraise LIVE

• Throughout the episode (e.g., 02:04–16:07; 26:24–29:18; 47:45–48:44; 55:26–58:14; 121:16–125:00)
• Listeners call in to get on-the-spot appraisals on everything from Toyota Corollas to Dodge Rams, Hummers, and luxury imports.
• John and team dish out humor, brutal honesty, and technical advice.
• Quote:
  • John: “If you want to sell it to me, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll get you a check.” (93:28)
  • “Ride it another hundred thousand miles and then, I mean, you’re beating the system. Hang in there. Don’t let it go.” (85:25)

3. Car Auctions: "Give Me The VIN" & Behind-the-Scenes Banter

• Timestamps: 29:31–33:17; 121:16–124:00
• Inside look at how John sells cars at wholesale auctions, including his high-energy style and the challenges of managing frantic bidding, instant offers, and keeping up auction momentum.
• Quote:
  • John: “I buy them hard, and I sell them hard, man. If anybody thinks this is a joke, there’s the proof.” (123:42)
  • “I try not to think about it... the best way to learn what something's worth is take a loss on it.” (125:13)

4. Garage/Yard Sale Spectacular

• Timestamps: 06:02–07:58; 53:04–56:38
• John’s wife holds a massive yard sale in Burleson, Texas, prompting good-natured mockery about her “three years worth of net income sitting in the front yard.”
• Emphasizes the Southern culture of collecting—and offloading—massive quantities of kids’ designer clothes.
• Quote:
  • John: “If you need kid clothes—holy. Brand new. Two, three, five bucks. I mean, all brand new. Basically giving it away.” (21:36)

5. Social Commentary: Prayers on Facebook & Culture Clashes

• Timestamps: 59:19–62:12
• A spirited (sometimes heated) exchange about people posting “prayers” on Facebook, the line between faith and social performance, and the place of animals in the afterlife.
• Quote:
  • Bob: "It comes on here and it says, 'I'm not feeling too well. Pray for me.' … They're starving and drowning in Bangladesh!" (59:30)
  • JD: "Why does it bother you?" (62:04)
  • Donna (Caller): "I'm not a religious person, but I find it very offensive that you're making fun of people asking for prayers." (64:03)

6. News Bites and Bizarre Stories

• Timestamps: 11:10–13:15; 110:13–112:35; 115:08–116:25
• Segments like “White, Black, Latino or Other?” riff on oddball police stories (e.g., a cop quoting Denzel Washington), and viral headlines (e.g., "Florida woman arrested for seeking horse love on Craigslist").
• Quote:
  • JD: “Well, the truth is all three are real.” (111:41)

7. Impersonations & Satirical Characters

• Timestamps: 49:08–51:32; 88:21–90:00
• Hilarious fake call-ins and impressions—Rush Limbaugh shares “healthcare” advice, “Donald Trump” talks with “Tony Romo’s father,” and chipmunk-voiced Randy checks in on concert prepping (and pre-gaming).
• Quote:
  • “Tell 'em you heard about it here, on the Excellence in Broadcasting network, power on loan from God, everyone. Amazing.” (51:23)
  • Chipmunk: “I just hope my girls develop a realistic perspective… I’d hate for them to grow up and marry a damn beaver.” (75:28)

8. Cinco de Mayo Observed

• Timestamps: 37:15–40:26; 78:25–79:25
• Sobering musings on how Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo, the real origins of the holiday, and plenty of top-10 one-liners.
• Quote:
  • Bob: “It was mainly over cheese. Because the French… the cheese they like is no bueno.” (39:32)
  • JD (Top Ten): "Cinco de Mayo is a huge celebration, except in Mexico, where they're still celebrating electricity and running water." (78:44)

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Notable/Memorable Quotes

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |:-------------:|:----------------|:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 17:10 | John Clay Wolfe | "Nothing like getting fired… You ought to get fired more often." | | 29:05 | John Clay Wolfe | "Deanna, now is your time. Just cut off your head if you don’t want to be that person. But I think you should." | | 61:45 | John Clay Wolfe | "Mom told me when I was a little kid that animals do not go to heaven." | | 123:42 | John Clay Wolfe | "I buy them hard and I sell them hard, man...there's the proof." | | 125:13 | John Clay Wolfe | "Best way to learn what something's worth is take a loss on it." | | 146:34 | Bob | "I'm here for you, buddy." | | 149:22 | JD | "If I stick my head up, boom, you get it. Just like the freaking movie." | | 151:45 | John Clay Wolfe | "What's happened is the pressure is so high in that company that it keeps everybody on edge, every day." | | 154:38 | Bob | "Johnny's too country fied to really get the recognition that he deserves because he just...he's fine in that niche, but he's so much more than that." |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:32 – JD’s firing, radio banter kicks off
• 02:04 – First car calls; gay Toyota Corolla owner sparks humor
• 06:02 – The epic Burleson, TX yard sale saga begins
• 11:10 – Bizarre crime: Mom hosts naked Twister party
• 17:39 – JD’s new life as a (struggling) boat salesman
• 21:36 – More yard sale antics
• 22:17 – THE DOPE REPORT: Marijuana market/smuggling advice
• 29:31 – Auction audio: Inside the live car auction world
• 37:15 – Cinco de Mayo fun facts and jokes
• 39:32 – Mock history of Cinco de Mayo (over cheese)
• 59:19 – Bob rails against “pray for me” Facebook culture; caller Donna responds
• 78:25 – Cinco de Mayo: Top 10 One-Liners
• 110:13 – Real or Fake News? “Florida woman arrested for seeking horse love”
• 115:08 – “White, Black, Latino or Other?”: Florida cop imitates Denzel

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In Their Own Words: Section Highlights

On Car Selling and Auctions

John Clay Wolfe (29:32):
“We got John Wolf running over here. Give me the bam. Highest percentage seller in the building. Y’ all turn around, help yourself. Did you see how many miles are on this? ... Quit being a bunch of catfish bottom feeders.”

Radio Layoffs and JD’s Perspective

JD Ryan (148:38):
“I got the email the night before saying, can you come in for a meeting at 8:30? ... I walked in, I went, so is this about my golden parachute? ... Hand me the check. I’m gonna hold my hand out. You guys just give me the check.”

Comedy, Biting Satire, and Listener Calls

Bob (51:23):
“Tell ‘em you heard about it here, on the Excellence in Broadcasting network, power on loan from God, everyone. Amazing.”

Caller Donna (64:03):
“I’m not mad about the prayer thing. I’m not a religious person, but I find it very offensive that you’re making fun of people asking for prayers.”

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The Episode’s Signature Style

• Brash, quick—sometimes cross—the hosts keep things moving between practical car advice, wild stories, and cultural observations
• Southern/Western flavor: Big on Texas quirks, rural wisdom, and local radio flavor
• Running in-jokes about being fired, boats that won’t sell, and radio industry scuttlebutt
• Willingness to tackle anything: the latest news, offbeat crime, religion in culture—nothing is off limits, but it’s always “as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC”

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For First-Time Listeners

This episode is an excellent microcosm of the show: high energy, unpredictable, and loaded with the peculiar charm of experienced broadcasters who’ve seen it all—and live to make you laugh (or cringe). Whether you want to get an instant offer on your Oldsmobile or just hear an offbeat take on modern American life, you’ll find it here.

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Want your car appraised, your day brightened, or your notions about yard sales, religion, and rock & roll upended? Tune in—or call in—to The John Clay Wolfe Show.

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End of summary

Transcript

[Bob]

Foreign.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting Live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, J.D.

[Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You shouldn't have your volume playing on your computer in a radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just muted it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's probably things like that that got you fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that didn't take long, did it? Right to the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

After 17 years, he still can't get it down. And he's surprised he got fired.

[Bob]

No clearance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, I wasn't.

[Bob]

No clearance at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know something else that probably got you fired, JD Is the fact that they're paying you two hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year still, after the big contract was over and they kept.

[J.D. Ryan]

Paying it, I was a little on the high end of the spectrum, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were what they call liability.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they fired. They hired five guys to replace me.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Got. JD Got some newspaper time yesterday. Did you notice that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's good when you get fired that at least you. It's a big enough firing that the media picks it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was. And outside I was in some great company. Man, I just can't believe some of the people they let go.

[Bob]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Roger Emrick, you were the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Highest paid one at all. Yeah, 220. 220.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe. I mean, Stevie, CBS Radio stock probably went up when I let J.D. go.

[Bob]

That is a serious whiskey budget.

[John Clay Wolf]

220. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I had a braise coming. I did. Contracts are great.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clearwolf. His name is J.D. ryan.

[Bob]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

The infamous Bobbo Turley on the boards and putting it all together. Bob online too, from somewhere. Hey, put their. Put Austin. Put their city. I'd like to know what city my peeps are. Are communicating with me from Dog. Am I saying that right? Austin D.J. okay, we got D.J. pre K in there answering phones. Azel, Texas. Coming down from Azel, Bob, a 2010 Corolla S model. So it's the sport package. So when you got to the Toyota store, you didn't just say, hey, I want to be a fuel efficient. You said, hey, I want to be fuel efficient and I want to get laid.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's very sporty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, it's not a Corvette, but it is a Toyota Corolla.

[Bob]

S. I don't want any Corolla. I Want the badass Corolla?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can't get laid in a Toyota Corolla S, you can't get laid. Mm. Well, I mean, I'd hate to price another man's property. Bob, what are you looking to get out of it?

[J.D. Ryan]

You hate to do this?

[Caller]

You know, me and my partner, we really love it. I was looking to get at least five. Five for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it leather?

[Caller]

No, it's black cloth interior.

[Bob]

Partner, what's your partner's favorite color?

[Caller]

It's his favorite color.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red.

[Bob]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in Azel, how long have you lived in Azel?

[Caller]

We've lived out there a few years. We moved out to the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I live in the country too, and I know where Azel is. And I bet you have a lot of people. So are you openly gay couple, or do you have to be? Do you? I'm asking this question because I understand what country living is about. There's mean people and there's great people. Have you. Have you run into more pushback out.

[Caller]

There in 2017, John? It's. It's not like that anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

In meth country? In azel. Hey, I think 5,500. Okay. If it 2010, that's seven years old. It's 45 to 55. Can you send me some pictures?

[Caller]

I can, I can. Where do you want me to send them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemethevin.com. load the car, push a couple pics in. Say John's thinking 45 to 55. Here's the pictures. And we need to pull a carfax on it too, but we'll get that off the VIN number.

[Caller]

Oh, it's clean. It is so clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you for calling in.

[Caller]

Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got a gay toy. 2010 Toyota Corolla S out of Azel, Texas is our first caller in the morning. But here's the deal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bob, this is a good thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homosexual men have the nicest CLE on the planet, period. End of story.

[Bob]

You may be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know it's not. Maybe I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he knows this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're worth more money. If he wasn't a homosexual man, I wouldn't have. I would have been 35 to 45.

[Bob]

There go three of my favorites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throwing an extra thousand at him just because he let me know he knows it's clean because it's clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they take care of everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

A gay man is cleaner than a straight woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have to agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are you sure? Ah, yeah, Yeah. I mean, I don't want to act like I'm too, too close to this topic, but I, I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

One begins to wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of women cleaning out their closet. So my wife has been busting my sack for years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. To get your closet.

[John Clay Wolf]

A new house built.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've promised it, you know, I mean, and we got the prints made and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story short, she's been buying. This is complicated. Go to the John Clay Wolf show page.

[Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a yard sale going on, and it's in Burleson, Texas, and the address is there. And it's my wife's stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's there right now. So if you are a grandparent or a young parent and need a lot of kids stuff. She's bought so much crap. JD I'm going to say three years worth of my net income is sitting in the front yard of this house.

[Bob]

It looks like it really. It literally looks. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at these pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's unbelievable, dude. No, it's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It looks like it's a mall exploding.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes me want to go be with Bob and Ael.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's all lined up.

[Bob]

There's 20 pairs of shoes per child out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's beautiful. About 40, Bob. It's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my.

[Bob]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

In their tags, their new name brand Ralph Lauren, this, that, all this. New clothes that have tags on them that never got worn because they were. There's a lot of girls clothes there. And of young children's. Young female little girl clothes. Yeah. Guess what? I haven't had one of those in 14 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did they come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stores.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. I did not buy it. She b. I bought it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I invested.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. You put the money in it just, it was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would she buy girl stuff?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she wanted to have a girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you're seeding the garden. I get it. Okay. Wow. This is a lot of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I, I, there's got to be a hundred thousand dollars worth of stuff sitting in the front yard.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say you got 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want a stupid. I mean, she's selling it for 1, 2, 3 dollars a piece. You know, I said, get rid of the stuff and we'll build the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's lined.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, that was the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is lined up. And it's on, it's on clothes racks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said get rid of the stuff and we'll, we'll fit. We'll do the house plans that we've had for years.

[J.D. Ryan]

This looks like a Neiman Marcus sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and yeah, it's for. It's damn near giving it away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn near giving away. So anyway, if y' all want to. If you're in Dallas area, Fort Worth area and you want to run over and steal a bunch of stuff, if you kids clothes, tell your wife to go to John Clay Wolf's show page. Yeah, the address, the address is on there and I'll leave it at that.

[Producer]

Give me the clothes dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me your kid dot com, man. So what color was the mama and what color was the daddy? And where did they go to school? Indie Dan Red. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Andrew, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am good. I am good. What you got?

[Caller]

Oh my Avalanche.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what is it? Well, I see here 13 avalanche LTZ 4 wheel drive, black die. Oh, it's the Black Diamond. That's good. So it's navigation and sunroof.

[Caller]

Oh yeah. Moonroof does have the rear DVD player.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Caller]

I mean it's a nice son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice son of a.

[J.D. Ryan]

He says it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a. Does it have a clean carfax? Are you there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Oh yes, sure it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A 13 avalanche was 75. They quit making those. But you got the Black diamond editions. Got all the gear. Just off the top of my head.

[Caller]

I'm 22 inch wheels too, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking mid-20s, like 25, 000.

[Caller]

Well, I went on the Kelly Blue Book.

[Bob]

Yep.

[Caller]

And I, I actually thought it was a little low, but they're saying it's worth $26,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's about what I was saying to 26, 25. So I'm 25 just off my gut. You went and put in all the stuff and another. Well, Kelly Blue book doesn't write a check. You know that. And I'll write a check, but I'll. I mean, does 26 buy it?

[Caller]

Well, actually I was thinking a little more than 26 before I called.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

But I mean 26, 5 I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would be fair if I bought it from you today. What would you drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

Oh, I have another vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I give you 26. 5 for this car, then I own it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I own it. You don't we can come pick it up at your place.

[Caller]

I want it gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we can come get it today. So go to givemetheven.com. do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, no, sir, I own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can bring you. I can have Uncle Roy run over there today and get you a check right now. So go to givemetheven.com I need you to do a little bit of work. Go to givemetheven.com Put the VIN in. Put the miles in. Say John and I confirmed on the radio at 26.5. Here's some pictures. And then the. My buyer, there's 12 people in a room over there. They will get right back to you. And then they'll, they'll say, okay, send us pictures of both sides. This, that, that, and this is a quick checklist and a picture of the front and back of the title and a picture of your driver's license and we will get on the road and come pick it up.

[Caller]

Awesome. I like it. And I'll do that right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it right now. Give me the.

[Caller]

I employ your show, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. who's this woman?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, I screwed up. That's one of the Cute. White, black. Oh, yeah. I was gonna. Baby. Now you know. Okay. A mother in Evans, Georgia is being accused of hosting a party for her teenage daughter that allegedly included Naked Twister consumption of pot and alcohol and culminated in her having relations with a 16 year old. Rachel Lynn Lenhart. That's her name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know she fooled around with her daughter's boyfriends. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. But you know how they found out?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her AA sponsor turned her in. So now you've screwed it up. Of course she. Well, I could ask White, Black, Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her name is Rachel Lynn Landon.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is the last time that you got whoopee at your friend's, your high school friend's party from his mom. And when you did get whoopi from your high school friend's mom, was she white, black, Latino or other?

[Bob]

Well, she was white, but I think this is a case of. Of not okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be a racist.

[Caller]

I'm done.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you gonna call it?

[Bob]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna call it black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Okay.

[Producer]

I think it's white. Only white women do something crazy like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Naked Twister. She's not only white, she's hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Again. She's hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

A naked twister with this woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when these people look in the mirror, do they not see. See what we see?

[Bob]

I never even imagined the possibility.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's a mug shot. That's not even, you know, her best day.

[Bob]

Right. What a great story.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a great story that ends up with naked twister and AA. You gotta love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[Bob]

800, 800 and her sponsor, narrow. Yeah. That's why I've always avoided that bunch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, exactly. You can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are a bunch of uppities you can't trust.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't trust them. You know that whole program J. How often do you go Once a week.

[Bob]

That just seldom enough though that they're not going to knock you off.

[J.D. Ryan]

They probably don't know my sponsor that I'm having naked twister parties with young ladies.

[Bob]

Wouldn't tell your AA sponsor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning Oklahoma. Good morning Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston buzz listeners. The Bayou, the Eagle, South, Louisiana, Arkansas. I don't think they've turned on yet. But of course our favorite fans up in Pennsylvania, wzo. I swear they're the rockin his fans we have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell yeah. They get drunk at night and they email me. Oh, they're all high and they're all. Tonight I'll get them. The zo. The. The acid. The Bon Jovi listener from Jersey will. Will send me an email tonight about 1:00am 12:00am our time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to pledge the love and say hey, you guys really get it. It was a great show and I like it. I like it.

[Caller]

School.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got Taylor, Dirk Diggler from Dirk Diggler from Manusapi, Pennsylvania driving a red Camaro Corvette. Have you seen Fargo, the new version? Yes, Season three of Fargo is out. It's good. He's driving Dirk Diggler's Corvette.

[Bob]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Boogie Nights.

[Bob]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's the fella's name in the in Fargo that's playing both characters?

[Bob]

Ewan McGregor.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's good.

[Bob]

That's all Obi Wan Kenobi, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's who that is. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah.

[Bob]

Obi Wan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I didn't realize that was the same guy.

[Bob]

I have a bad feeling about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fargo is. There's some good. There's some good shows on right now. Better Call Saul.

[Bob]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just went full blown Breaking Bad this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're Breaking Bad fan and you got tired of the long storylines of Saul and you're waiting for the BB to turn back on it Just did. I mean, last episode was all Gus and Mike and drugs and guns.

[Bob]

I like lawyer stuff, too, man. I think Lenny's fixing to be wishing he had Squiggy with him again, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, ye. So. Yeah, that's Chuck, his brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fargo is awesome. And have y' all seen Shades of Blue on Jennifer Lopez Cop Deal. Have you watched this?

[Bob]

I saw you post about it a few days ago, and I checked out the first two.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so far into it, it's probably too late to start now, but. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John. A 78 Stingray Corvette with 62,000 miles. We're going to need to look at pictures of that one because it's all about the condition.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Grayberry.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean on the condition. Clean. Okay, send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load that thing up. I want to buy. Is it more than five grand?

[Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

It's. Right now I've got an offer of 11,000. Easy. It's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy, easy. Hey, I got five seconds. Go to the website. Load it up. 800-800-723-4-Melissa and 07 Lexus RX 350 with 91's worth about 10,000. And I'll buy it. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay.

[Bob]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans. We've got our first Marie Laveau's RX350. I want to buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio for givemetheven.com and I try to entertain you. We'll be right back.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bob]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the bin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Com.

[Bob]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what are you talking about, man? All here is. Wow, look at those shoes.

[Bob]

Whose shoes?

[John Clay Wolf]

What shoes?

[Bob]

Oh, I just saw some meat shoes out in the vestibule.

[J.D. Ryan]

Top of mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only from the mind of Bob.

[Bob]

I didn't say it on the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at those shoes. He said.

[Bob]

You must be joking, son. Where did you get those shoes?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. Good morning, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John Cleveland.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. is fresh off of a fresh. He's got that freshly fired look. He's been with CBS Radio for 100 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

17 years.

[Bob]

Tell you what, if I was you, right now, I'd be smoking a big old dog leg Hooters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, and he got fired this week. Shot down in flames like ACDC sings about his job. But it made it to paper. I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Made it to big newspaper.

[Producer]

What did you like most about it making paper, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

The fact that it mentioned our show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. But he's still on there Saturday mornings.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it had a link to us. Yeah, the story. That's very good, J.D. that you got fired. You ought to get fired more often.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything I can do to help your show, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing like getting fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I kill somebody?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe. How's the boat?

[J.D. Ryan]

How's the boat? The boat is wonderful. I'm showing it again when we get off the radio today.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, you're gonna be a boat salesman.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm a boat salesman now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you get some practice.

[Bob]

You gotta practice that clear coat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of practice and not much selling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've learned. I've learned what bottom paint is. I've learned what trim tabs are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you've been dating big women for years. 800. 800. 723-405VW Jetta TDI with 200 mike with 200, 000 miles. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It's three grand. Two grand. It's got big miles. Can you send me pictures of it? I said yeah. Go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Same thing, David. A 12 Accord SC with 103. Is it cloth or leather? It's what?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, leather. Do you have a speech impediment or did you just have your mouth full?

[Caller]

No, I ain't gonna lie to you, man. I took a swiggle from Hennessy. And I've spoken Little Seventh as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our. This is Our listener. This is why I was saying that the. The garage sale, the yard sale that my wife's putting on.

[Caller]

Hey, I seen that. My. My girl wants a baby girl. Man, I might have to go up there. You never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is what I was thinking is. Is she's like, do you think you could push some of your listeners our way? I'm like, my listeners will be trying to. To. To hook up on you and your friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. There's the issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they'll be coming over there. They'll be coming over there looking like. Acting like they're looking through baby clothes and asking you girls if y' all want to go get a cocktail.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little Hennessy and a little smoky smoke.

[Caller]

Oh, no, man. My girl w me truly California. She Mexican. So. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little scary.

[Caller]

Little scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she. Is she a bisexual?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, with all those other qualities, I figured that you were going to throw that on top of it. 100,000 mile accords worth about seven grand. Eight grand. Go, go to the website. Give me the vin.com and load it up and. And take your old girl over there and buy some of that gear because never know I need it gone. Y' all can go to the. We have a bus barn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where a Prevost goes in.

[Bob]

I live.

[John Clay Wolf]

My grandfather's old house is built in the 60s or 50s, and he's remodeled it a few times. He died a long time ago.

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bought it from my dad. But it's time to redo. Sure has been. So we're going to tear a big part of it down and rebuild it. But this bus barn, where his bus went.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is full of stuff. Stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. That's your. In your storage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it got out of hand. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it looks like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it looks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pictures are amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's stupid.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you missed it a minute ago, it's John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. And their pictures of what she's selling her there, as well as the address.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just put all this stuff out there. It's in Burleson, Texas. The address and the zip code. And if you. If you need kid clothes. Holy. Brand new. Two, three, five bucks. I mean, all brand new. It was basically giving it away. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. The first people over there are gonna win a lot. Okay, Reuben, we've got Bob Floyd. We've had a lot of. We've had a lot of response on Bob Floyd's dope report.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, it's very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. And I've had requests to replay that.

[Bob]

Oh, Good response.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm going to play it for y' all that missed it last week. Let's do the dope report with Bob Floyd.

[Bob]

Well, what do you know, kids? Spring break's over. And guess what? That stress between trend and anomaly have finally come to a change of the guard. So brace yourself for the new wave in wholesale marijuana procurement. Because unless you're planning a trip to deepest Columbia before July, the days of scoring a quarter pound of soft, leafy red Bud kind are long, long gone. What you'll see these days is what the cool kids are calling hydro, which is an abbreviation for pot that's grown hydroponically and it's almost exclusively in, you guessed it, Colorado. Now you can score a pound of class hydro for upwards of 1700. That'll break down to 28 full 7 gram quarter o's. That'll sell $100 each for a gross markup of 1100 or a cool 65% gross. And unless you're popular in Cripple Creek, you'll be wanting to bring your product line back home, right? But here's the rub. Don't even think about transporting legal Colorado grass down the 287 corridor into Texas. Because even if you do make it past Amarillo and Vernon and Wichita Falls, you'd better be prepared to play Smokey and the Bandit by the time you encounter the hardened law enforcement professionals of the Clay County Sheriff's Office, located in that lonely stretch between Jolly and Henrietta. Here's your best bet. Go due east through Kit Carson, full on to Lincoln, Nebraska, and turn south. They'll never even see you at Texas plates in Oklahoma City. And by the time you get to Bowie, you're home free. And there's your dope report for this spring break time, 2017. I'm Bob Floyd, and you keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

Don'T carry me too far away.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bob]

Tell us your car. It's so easy, you can do it in your Underwear. He's not concerned about losing his health care subsidy because he hasn't filed a tax return since 1998. He appreciates that the story announcing his coworker's abrupt firing includes a snippet about his own weekly broadcast. He doesn't take sides in the left Twix, right Twix thing because real men snack on Fritos or nothing at all. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty, like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you saying that I am glad that JD Got fired so that our broadcast got mentioned in the article?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just heard that son of a spot and I. I thought it might have been.

[Bob]

No, those are written by an agency house in Des Moines.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was this thing?

[Bob]

Right Twix, left Twix, Great Lakes, Michigan, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Caller]

When you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what about the. On the Son of a. Deal that said enough about this right Twix, left Twix, Real men eat Fritos.

[Bob]

Do you know about the left Twix, right Twix thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And no one else does either. And that's why you do so much great writing.

[Bob]

I know that because I saw Strip Club, posted it on Facebook. And so I'm like, well, this has got to be heavy in the pop culture right here, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's certainly the center.

[Bob]

Left Twix is better than the right Twix. Squishy said. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

No idea what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Nobody does either. I just don't get it sometimes. Reuben. Good morning. A 13, BMW 535 with 53. What color is it? Reuben? Whoa, hang on.

[Producer]

Reuben, you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Ruben.

[Bob]

Houston, come in.

[Caller]

I'm here. Can you hear me now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear you now. What color is your Beamer, homie?

[Caller]

It's a silver. Silver one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the big wheels or the regular wheels like grandma deep dish dog bowls?

[Caller]

It's got a 19 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

19 inch? And it's a 5. 35. Do you already have any bids? What? What's your mission? What do you want? Why are you calling me?

[Caller]

Well, I had to work on a Saturday and I put it on 94.5 in Houston, and you're there. So I was like, let's see how much you'll give me for my car. I mean, I'm going to Sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, I really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 18 grand.

[Caller]

18 wowzers. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR is 18 grand. I'll give 18 grand. It's silver. It's not the best color. It's got 55,000 miles. The miles are kind of. Huh? I mean, they're not low. They're not high. They're what we call muddy. You know, it just is what it is. Do you want to trade it? Anyway, go to givemetheven.com and load it up in. And we will email you an official offer.

[Caller]

Sounds great, man. I'll do that. Thanks for your time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Ruben. 800-800-7234. Remember, we are live. It is Saturday morning. We're right here in all the cities that you hear me in this moment. And I want to talk to you. If you want to me to buy your car, call 800-800-7234. Or just go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. The VIN number. Dot com. We'll be here for what, three hours? Four hours a while we cut up. We do a lot of BS. It's about 80. 80 BS and 20 car crap. You guys like the car crap? I hate it. But this. I've been doing it for 22 years. It's all I do. I have people tell me, do more cars. I'm like, no, I want to put on a show that I would listen to.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand, but again, people don't do cars all week. You do. That's why you're burned out by Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but I. I mean, I do do enough of it to keep you guys happy. On it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dina Taylor loves us. She says the John Clay Wolf show is so easy. You can do it in your bra, panties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Dina have a picture?

[J.D. Ryan]

She actually does, but not in a Ron panties. Oh, she just said she took one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's see it. Is it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Deanna, now is your time. Just cut off your head if you don't want to be that person. But I think you should. I think you should go for it. I really do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan has been posting Deanna. I. I don't know her, but I know her. She's been posting our page for seven years since we've been on Houston. She's a fan.

[Bob]

She's a fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would say Deanna is one of our mega fans. Okay, so I think it's time to see Deanna in her underworld.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And, Dana, it's balls in your court sugar, sugar boobs. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio JCW at auction. Audio. What is that?

[Producer]

Well, yeah, John, if you want to do here we could do it in the 9 o' clock hour. But you, I don't know if you know this, but you're broadcasting while you're doing the auction now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, we're selling broadcast, of course. I'm talking downline to the stream scream people on the closed circuit that are the dealers only.

[Producer]

Well, if it's audio out there and. And something I can grab.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh boy.

[Producer]

I just happen to be rolling.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have audio of John at the actual auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on.

[Producer]

It's entertaining, folks. Yes, it's very entertaining. I guess dealers are really only ones that can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dealers a lot on that.

[Producer]

Yes. Yeah, I didn't use them. There's only one that you kind of cussed and we could play it that part but there's others that just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bleep it or just cut it?

[Producer]

I didn't even pull that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some of them.

[Producer]

They're just a little bit too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So this is me on the auction block selling the cars on a Tuesday morning at Metro Auto Auction, Dallas.

[Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this first clip, it's a whole.

[Producer]

It just sets it up right here. This is the very first car that comes out of the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new, a number one. Yes.

[Producer]

You get the energy that John's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never heard this. JD really, is this good? Am I going to be embarrassed?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit is. Is embarrassed as Deena putting up a picture of her in her underwear. In a minute there.

[Producer]

There may be people thinking that you're on a substance while you're doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can't wait to hear it over here. We're going to do the same. You've heard all the do sound, all.

[Bob]

The do's and don'ts.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got John Wolf running over here. Give me the bam. Highest percentage seller in the building. Y' all turn around, help yourself. Did you see how many miles are on this? Oh, four Honda. Bring that first one up, please. All right, Here we go. A1 is going to be number nine. And tell me, did you look at the miles on this one? 30 clean Carfax. 30,000 miles. I'm Kiss your ass. That Honda dealer right there in the blue's going to buy it. He goes down to him, are the guys online going to get serious and get something done. Quit being a bunch of catfish bottom feeders. Sounds like it's making money. So you sell.

[Producer]

So you sell there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just what.

[Producer]

A little touch of it, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've got a headset on with a mic, and I just started doing this talking to the online simulcast audience to my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's watching that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Dealers all over.

[Producer]

Yeah, anywhere in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anywhere in the country. Anywhere outside the country. If you're a dealer, you can go to Metro Auto Auction, log in and do lane A. And you can watch our. You can buy our car. Okay. And I'm talking to the guys, and then they text, they write to the block clerk next to me, and I can see what their questions are. And I can talk. So I'm the. I came up with this idea. What if I can talk to the simulcast people? They're sitting at their desk and I don't want it to come over the speaker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So nobody hears what I'm saying except the people on simulcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Producer]

Well, when John sells something, he gets really excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has a good example of that. What do you think we should do, doc? You think we should sell that?

[Bob]

Sell that, bitch. God boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a rubber hose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I slam it against the counter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm there to sell the cars. I mean, if they lose money, if I'm gonna make money, we run an average. And that. That's why I'm screaming to let everybody know, stay tight, stay close, because you're gonna. If there's a deal to be had, you're gonna get it.

[Producer]

Well, and you're also doing a comedy routine too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, as I was when I was 12 years old, here's John. He's 12 here at it's so.

[Producer]

And it's funny, cuz. Do repeats everything that John says. Everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything.

[Producer]

Yeah. Sometimes it gets in trouble there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just go.

[Producer]

Stick with that one right there for now.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there more of that later?

[Producer]

Well, now there's like four hours of this stuff, so we got plenty to go for the next week show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would pay to watch this.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to put. And I was thinking we need to stream this to the public.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut our fans and all that stuff. 07 Hummer H3 with 87 lift kit. Does it have the piping around the seats, Tony?

[Caller]

Does it have the what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Piping around the seats. Like that's a luxury. Trim, chrome door handles, chrome mirrors, sunroof navigation. And the leather seats have that piping around them. Does it have all that?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's fully loaded up. It's got rear entertainment inside the headrest in the back, along with the drop down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it ten grand?

[Caller]

Is it? How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten grand?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well. Well, as you heard on the. How we do this a minute ago, and I hate to. If you have kids in the car, turn down the radio. But. But we're here to sell this. So what? How much is it?

[Caller]

Actually, I got somebody that's offered him $26,000 for this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an alpha.

[Caller]

It? No, I. I was thinking that was. Here, let me give you the real story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fixing to say if you get 26, 000 for 07H3 with a hundred on it, then I'm gonna pay you 100 when you prove to me that somebody bought it for that much.

[Caller]

Because it's not. It's not mine. We got it on consignment. Yeah, the guy got off at 26 at auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he didn't. Why are people so stupid?

[Caller]

That's what we're all saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just a liar. People, Tony, they lie so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the damn car. Put it out on the street. Street. Take the keys, put him on the hood, Tell him to come get his car. If he's gonna lie, we don't want to deal with it.

[Caller]

Oh, there was a witness. There was no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's full of it. I could run the damn car up to 26, 000 and act like I have 26. Everybody's full of update. How rough my ass. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. A freaking old body style. H3. That's nice with 87. Yeah. The car brings 13 grand at the sale. I hit him at 10, wanting to see where we'd go and get something done. But no, I mean, give me a break. Just go smoke another dog. What he said dog leg Hooters.

[J.D. Ryan]

See what happened? John Hard the. John. John the. You sort of got into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm back in my groove.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back in your groove?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, no, Turley, I do not do cocaine.

[Producer]

I didn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have said that for years. And what. What they have to understand is I can't do cocaine. I'm, like, victimized because if I did, my head would blow off. Where. Where I am normally is where people that are doing cocaine are trying to get. So if I did it, I. I'd probably just die. I've never done it in my life. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Go to givemetheven.com My name's John Clay Wolf. Buckle up, we'll be here for a while. My mind looking for a lover who won't blow my cover she's so hard to find Take it easy, Take it easy don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy Come on, baby, don't say N I gotta know if your sweet love is gonna save me.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rico chasing the cars. Good morning, Texas, New England, Louisiana, AR Kansas and America. East Texas, West Texas, America. And no, don't forget about the Indians.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Indians?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oklahoma. They're not all Indians in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. No, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there such thing as a white Indian? Bob?

[Bob]

There is a white buffalo.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not what he asked.

[Bob]

I don't know about a patanka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tatanka.

[Bob]

Okay, so what is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Casey. KSM's top 10?

[J.D. Ryan]

Casey. Casey's top 10 today is. Well, we just passed Cinco de Mayo. So these are kind of sobering thoughts about Cinco de Mayo and how Americans celebrate it. Really special. Yeah. Sobering thoughts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the headline of Casey's top 10 at 10?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, if I tell you now, it won't be fun later.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's called a teaser, JD Maybe. Maybe this is why you got fired from your job of 17 years at CBS.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're painfully honest. I hate when you do this. There's two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two nuggets.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're so nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the headline today?

[J.D. Ryan]

Many folks are sobering up just now from Cinco de Mayo. So here are the top 10 things you may not have known about Cinco de Mayo. Some of the facts about Cinco de Mayo. Do you even know what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 4th of July for Mexicans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Producer]

Proof that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Proof that Americans have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black people. And on the border. Last night, though, lots. Lots. Yeah. Red margaritas. But I talked to one of them, and I took a sip of his margarita, and it was a sugar nut salt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does anybody in this room even know what Cinco de Mayos is about?

[Bob]

It stems from the French intervention.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's when George Washington.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Killed Santa Ana.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. That's so accurate.

[Bob]

I'm not sure that's totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, Bob? What the deal was? Oh, is it when Davy Crockett killed Santa Ana?

[Bob]

No, it's from the French intervention. I can't remember the. The army leader's name, but he had a lot of loyal followers who. Who up and fought the French for the first time and they won.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Well, we're going to have our.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Our own.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what's his name?

[Bob]

Chabri Chupalock.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob]

Rodriguez.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that ran against Buster Dicks in the election. Oh, that guy.

[Bob]

That be my old buddy Juan Culacabra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Buster, I want one. One. Will you tell us the story of Cinco de Mayo?

[Bob]

Jose? Long time ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bob]

When the French were in Mexico and that we had a hard time.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did?

[Bob]

Yes, mainly over cheese.

[J.D. Ryan]

Over cheese?

[Bob]

Because the French.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

The cheese they like is no bueno.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is good like sno bueno for who's free.

[Bob]

But they have only wine. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They get wine and things to go with.

[Bob]

We have nothing but corn. And when you have the best cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

For corn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Is a cheddar. Tastes nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good stuff.

[Bob]

It tastes nice with tomatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that is why what this is.

[Bob]

I'm friends and bring a whole bottle of Brie and come and bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And we kick their ass back into France and said get out.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what the whole thing was about.

[Bob]

Next time you come back, we may not be your friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the. That's the Christmas story. That's the story of.

[Bob]

This is the story of the single Deile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all about cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name again?

[Bob]

Juan Culo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Juan. Good to see you again. So Dwight Yam played Dwight Yam last Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the truth of his last Friday. Last Friday, the truth.

[Bob]

Tom Petty played last Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Anyway, the cat's out of the bag. Not everybody knows, but we brought in our own Wallace Edwards this morning. Really. To discuss the truth of Tom Petty and Dwight Yoakum.

[Bob]

We haven't seen him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll blow you away. Hang on. I want to grab this caller real quick. David. A 15 Kia Optima with 44 leather roof and navigation. Every time I see one of these, people are buried in them. What's your payoff?

[J.D. Ryan]

27.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just. I mean, you're so tanked, you ought to just drive it off of a cliff.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, catch it on fire and drive it off a cliff, but get out of it before it goes off. I'm serious. I mean, this car is like worth 15 grand. You're 10 grand. 12 grand flipped in it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. But I love you and thanks for listening. 800, 800 radio. Give me the vinyl.com is where you go to sell your car. Give me the vin.com. we'll bid it right there. We'll email you an offer letter. We'll come to your house, pick it up, give you a check. And it ain't no lowball Johnny Bull. It is. We're the. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll pay you 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Couple times a week?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a couple hundred times a week. Really? Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we buy, you know, almost a thousand cars a month now, and we want to buy yours. So give me the vin dot com. Wallace Edwards.

[Bob]

That sounds like a really nice deal. John Wallace.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to write for Newsweek and you've been on a lot of radio stations. You're kind of famous.

[Bob]

Never been fired from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Wallace does this behind the music.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a lot of fun, trust me.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're. What are you gonna. What are you bringing us today, sir?

[Bob]

Well, you know, it'd be hard to find a more firmly established American rock career than that of Tom Petty, who burst upon the scene in the late 1970s and has since become one of the country's top selling acts. Which can be seen as a bit of a miracle considering the heartbreaking lack of adult supervision in his life. Tom's father was long gone by the time of his birth. His mother, waitress Betty Petty, had by all accounts, been a voracious lover of Gainesville, Florida's mix of cowboys and stock car drivers, what we might call, in good old Southern parlance, a lovable slut. Accounts vary, but her co workers at the Gator House Diner have attested that she left the job more often than not in the company of some hillbillies she'd caught passing through. And her son Tom, who'd never known his biological father, woke up daily with a new redneck uncle in the house, men who lived on Copenhagen and natural.

[John Clay Wolf]

Light beer who wore their Wallace, can I boots to bed? I hate to interrupt, so I want to. I want to keep up with this, so.

[Bob]

Well, let me stop and answer your queries. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tom Petty's mother is a diner slut.

[Bob]

Her name was Betty Petty, and she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is hooking up with truck drivers that are coming through and she's housing them overnight.

[Bob]

She just fell in love with love.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Tom Petty is her son, and he was seeing these guys passing through.

[Bob]

His home, and they were all hillbillies.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he never knew his natural father.

[Bob]

That's Right, John, go ahead. Poor Tom. And these were fellows who wore their boots to bed and their cowboy hats in the shower, where they'd invariably be heard singing some old country and western tune and then hit the road, never to be seen by Tom or his poor oversexed mother again. It's no wonder that an endless childhood exposure to one freewheeling honky tonk hero after another, Tom's art and music took on a decidedly un country tone. And by 1977, his band, the Heartbreakers, were on their way to top selling superstar status in the annals of rock music. It was in those early days of real fame, though, that rumors abounded that the elusive Tom Petty, who rarely gave interviews or appeared publicly without his band, was in fact fairly countrified in his adult private life. He established a home in Bakersfield, California's hillbilly capital, where he lived on corn pone and country gravy, never wore socks, developed a taste for expensive whiskey and cheap chewing tobacco, and secretly maintained an enormous collection of traditional country and western records, rhinestone embroidered nudie suits, and resist all hats. Add to this the emergence in 1981 of a new country singer with a decidedly polished, twangy style and a band that by all accounts looked and sounded just like the Heartbreakers. And it's an uncanny but undeniable fact that over the course of more than three decades, though their live tours have repeatedly brought them to the same towns at the same time, they've never been booked on the same date or seen on the same stage ever. There's still a lot we don't know about the strange relationship between Tom Petty and his alter ego, Dwight Yoakum. Were they twins, separated at birth? Or symptoms of a split personality in a young man who projected his daddy issues into a new mode of expression? The only person who might have that answer would be Tom's mom, Betty Petty, who'd most likely take the question as a new kind of thrilling. Come on. And take you to her private room at Gainesville Golden Years, the nursing home where she resides today, in hopes of showing you, in her own kinky way that there's a little hillbilly in everyone. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Wallace. Thank you, Wallace. So Tom Petty and Dwight Yoakum are the same. It's like Bruce Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner.

[Bob]

Makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes total sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

This I had no idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which explained why he played twice in North Texas. Within.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course you're in. And if you look at the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page, There's a post up there that has their two faces side beside.

[Bob]

That's uncanny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's pretty, pretty, pretty damning is what it is. Pretty, pretty, pretty damning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I tell you it's damning, it's damning.

[Bob]

See if, if you don't stop cussing on the air, man, this is what happens.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is why I got fired everywhere, Everywhere I got fired. There's so many reasons I got fired, I'm amazed I work in anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

AL Good morning. 09 Chevy Colorado. 55,000 miles is it's a super cab, four wheel drive, right? It's single cab, single cab, four drive, long bed or short, automatic or stick?

[Bob]

Going to say.

[Caller]

I'm going to say short and it's a stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a base truck with like rubber mats?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it five grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

No, I owe way more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you own it? 11, 9 and regular cab, unless it's like a Z71 off road package is super cool.

[Caller]

There's no power or anything in it other than it being a clean truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do the same thing as we did with the last one. Light it on fire and drive it off a cliff.

[Caller]

Yeah, daddy, I Wish I could, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723408 Limited Four Wheel Drive F150. Will. Good morning. 60,000 miles. Does it have navigation sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes sir, but it's 50,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

50,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Oh wait, what color it's that off white, that beach sand off white.

[John Clay Wolf]

10,000. 11,000. 12,000. 13,000. How much is it?

[Caller]

I was hoping right about 14, 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

But are you serious about selling it?

[Caller]

Yes sir, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm serious about buying it. I will buy the truck. Send me the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, VIN number, couple pictures. Say John said 14 to 15,000 on the air. Here it is. And we'll email you an official offer letter. And our agent will be at your house or office, wherever you tell us to go on Monday morning or Tuesday morning or whenever you say to do it to pick it up with a check.

[Caller]

Thank you sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't believe me that it's that easy, go click the BBB button. Better Business Bureau. On the reviews, on the page where you put your VIN in, right under that, there's a Better Business Bureau button. And if you'll read those reviews, you'll see everybody says the same thing. J.D. too good to be true. Thought it was too good to be true. There's no way no way. The guys do exactly what they say. That's my deal. Will, we love to buy your truck. Sounds like we're gonna get it bought. Thanks.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I do appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to. Give me the vin.com. jD got fired. We had a dope performer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good bringing that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk went to a concert. He's going to come in here in a little bit and tell us about it. What concert did he go to, Bo?

[Bob]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I have no idea either. Rush is on the isdn. Can we hit Rush real quick and just talk to him?

[Producer]

Wake him up real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Imagine what he's got to say.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I'm a little.

[Bob]

You're. Well, you're a little. Hold on a sec. There we go. I had a perette in my ear.

[John Clay Wolf]

This has never happened before. So, Rush, what's going on with the Obamacare, Trumpcare, whatever you call it, catch me up. I haven't watched the papers, I've been working all week and I've been oblivious to the outside world.

[Bob]

John, I think I should start by saying let's not, I mean, let's be careful about how openly celebratory we get about the Trumpcare vote in the House this week. I mean, did you see the Libtards celebrating after they lost that deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

I'm telling you, I think there's got to be some sort of illicit drug epidemic in Washington. And I should know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should.

[Bob]

And I'm not talking about a couple of Percocets or a smidgen of fine cocaine to take the edge off like most sensible legislators I know would recommend.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think the liberals are hallucinating on?

[Bob]

It's like they're all high on LSD. Do you remember the 60s?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I wasn't around then.

[Bob]

But look, every outlet of the drive by liberal media is now focusing on nothing but the idea that folks with pre existing conditions will have no health coverage. Which is an out and out misconception.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bob]

I mean, if you read the bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Did you read it?

[Bob]

Not that I've read it, no. Okay, but you gotta ask yourself, why would anyone in the Trump administration lie about anything at this important at this point? Right, right, right, of course, right. As for tax subsidies, I think most Americans will come to appreciate the sense of righteous accomplishment that comes with paying for your own benefits and deciding which peripheral optional things to sacrifice toward that end. Like shoes and Christmas presents and groceries.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bob]

Ask anyone from Our greatest generation. When you have creative options, it literally gives you more control of your life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Bob]

And here at the eib, I think it's quite gratifying to see Americans readopt the apple a day philosophy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apple a day. Cut the doctor away.

[Bob]

An apple a day. Some Jack Daniels and Robitussin just in case. I mean, really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doctor away.

[Bob]

That's all the health care we need in this country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apple a day, Robitussin and Jack Daniels.

[Bob]

Tell them you heard about it here on the excellence in broadcasting network. Power on loan from God, everyone. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fake rides again. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this? Hello, You're. Wait, wait, wait. Hello? I'm taking one blind. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller]

2014 Jeep Cherokee, 52,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which trim level?

[Caller]

It's a latitude with leather seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the little Cherokee? So it's not a grand, It's a Cherokee. Is it a four or six cylinder? Four cylinder, two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a Latitude with 50,000 miles.

[Caller]

About 51 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's that dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 11 grand rig.

[Caller]

11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. David 05325 with 108. 4 grand.

[Caller]

4 grand. Yep, I'd consider that. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin.com, load it up, we'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just skip the phone call and go to givethe vin.com. call in with funny stuff, listeners calling if you got comments. And remember, my old lady is having a stupid crazy garage yard sale with kids clothes. Like years and years of hoarding brand new designer kids clothes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told her I'll, we'll redo the house if she'll sell it all. And she's got it all. Go to the John Clay Wolf show page and the address is up there and damn near giving it away. So if you need kids clothes and kids stuff, nice ones, go to the John Clay Wolf show page and run over there to that address and get it all the hell out of my life gone.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get back, honky cat. Better get back to the woods. But I quit those days and my.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Redneck.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you sell me your [e-mail] you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. GiveMeTheEven.com I buy benzos, I buy diesel trucks, everything in between, Porsches, lexus, the works. Givemethe vin.com I want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yes, my wife is having a yard sale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huge yard sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to John Clay Wolf's show Facebook page to find the.

[J.D. Ryan]

I keep looking at the pictures. I can't believe that's what she's selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just sell it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's literally mark is quality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get rid of it all with tags.

[Producer]

I didn't know Neiman Marcus sold kitchen sinks too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's going. There's a baby in the pet picture in the kitchen sink. And they're both which toleration. They're both going to be sold. We're still selling the youngest child the kitchen sink.

[Bob]

Big ticket items. Is she offering financing?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because I thought I helped her price it and it's priced so low it's like literally borderline giving away.

[Producer]

Wait, wait, you helped her price it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. $2, $3 like on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want it gone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just want it gone. Is that or throw it away?

[Bob]

Strictly research.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't throw it away.

[Bob]

Just donate it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd have to donate it because that stuff, some of it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was trying to get her to donate brand new. Yeah.

[Producer]

That's a hell of a tax write off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nonetheless. It's all going right now. And if you go to the John Clay Wolf show page, if you live in more on the Fort Worth side, if you're in Dallas, it's, it's an hour you want to where you are but. But we're in south. It's in Burleson. Burleson, Texas. Go John Clay Wolf show page and you'll see it on there in the address and go. Just take it all.

[Bob]

Take it all. You want to try to charge enough in a deal like that where people don't scam you though because somewhere down probably Corsicana There's a guy on the air right now making bids on all that resale stuff, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a trading post.

[Bob]

Yeah, hi. What do you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we. We had a calling in at the Trading Post. Do you do Trading post?

[Bob]

My old lady just bought some kids clothes up Fort Worth. Yeah, she got 19 shirts, pair of shorts, some caper shoes and a slide with no stairs. Take a forty dollar bill, okay, because we'll pay it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, J.D.

[Bob]

Send me pictures of that slide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of selling things, how's the boat?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the boat selling?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought that boat on this show two years ago and I still am stuck with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've had a blast playing with the boat, Erica.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 Suburban was 78, four wheel drive, no roof with leather. If it's got a clean carfax, I'm about 22 grand.

[Caller]

It's a clean car pack.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Caller]

I've been, I've been. It's not a factory vehicle. I've been offered more than that on trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then what? Can you go to the website, give me the VIN and load it in?

[Caller]

Well, when you say pics are already in there. I already loaded it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we already offer you anything?

[Caller]

The instant offer was like 22, like just immediately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that not amazing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say hey, hey, hey?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he put it in the computer, VIN and all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom, boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said the. Our computerized instant offer was 22 grand. And I just looked at it and said what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I said 22.

[Bob]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so the computer and me are thinking alike. That's. I programmed it that way. I programmed it that way. Is it lifted? I mean, when you say it's not factory, what is it?

[Caller]

Okay, it's lifted. It's got 37s and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so it's a different rig. Sure.

[Bob]

Stereo.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it? I mean we got a conversion rig. We don't have a regular rig. Rig. I understand. Now.

[Caller]

Two different dealerships. I got offered 24 at one and 25 at the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how much is it?

[Caller]

I would like to get 25. I just don't want to be. I would rather get the cash than be able to search.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give you 25, do I own the car?

[Caller]

Oh yeah, I think you could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay then it's already loaded in there. I'm going to let you know if I bought it or not after the show. I need to look at the picture.

[Caller]

Like I say, It's. It's got it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Like I said, I gotta go. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 ready. What do you got there, Charlie?

[Producer]

Oh, I just.

[Bob]

We have deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that? We have deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Russians.

[John Clay Wolf]

David 03 GMC Sierra with 86, two wheel drive. His extended cabber crew. Extended cap, leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it, but I'm thinking between 35 and 5 and I can't tell. It all depends on how nice it is. Okay, can you go to the website and load it in so I can see pictures?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radios the call in, as David knows because he's called me. Or you just go to givemetheven.com. david, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand Prairie, Texas. Okay, remember the websites. Give me the vin.com, givemethe vin.com. these are the givemetheven.com studios and it's powered by givemetheven.com.

[Bob]

Pray for grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a friend of mine pray for Grand Prairie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bob]

I'm just looking at my Facebook. All my Facebook friends are the prayingest bunch I've ever seen.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do they pray about?

[Bob]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it that true?

[J.D. Ryan]

Aren't you supposed to. And then in the Bible.

[Bob]

No. It comes on here and it says, I'm not feeling too well. Pray for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, pray well.

[Bob]

You know what? They're starving and drowning at the same time in Bangladesh.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bob]

Oh, you got it so bad, you feel bad. Pray for you. Everybody go out and tell it to the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, why are you so angry? Why are you angry about prayer?

[Bob]

It's magic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not magic.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just says in the Bible, it's pray without ceasing. It's energy.

[Bob]

It's meditation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is meditation.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's meditation. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have a lot of prayers on your Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why does it make you mad?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in small town Texas, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course people don't pray in Dallas, Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, they do, but not as much, not per capita, like they do in the. In the world. No, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you don't believe in prayer?

[Bob]

Our cat Tony passed away. He was hitting the road and everybody says prayers, Praying for you, sending prayers.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you don't believe in prayer?

[Bob]

I believe. I believe it's fine. But when you got to talk about it on Facebook, I think you're carrying it a little further.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just a way of reaching out to your friends, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with our cat, Tony? Wait one More time. What happened to Tony?

[Bob]

My dad had a cut in pay and they're taking him off the assembly line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Prayers. Sending prayers. Well, I can send 40 bucks. Okay. You want to help?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to help?

[Bob]

You know, take me out for breakfast. I'm free tomorrow. Prayers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why does it make you so mad?

[Bob]

I know, it just feels ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Atheists are the only people that get angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you an atheist, Bubble?

[Bob]

I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, not.

[Bob]

Not by any means. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a church of Christer?

[Bob]

I'm just not a pale faced, thin skinned goody goody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Refuse if you don't believe in prayer.

[Bob]

All my hero. I believe in it. Fine. You know you don't. I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

We just said you didn't. You just said it was a joke.

[Bob]

It's a joke when they talk the way they talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's only Facebook and it's joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do dogs go to. The animals go to heaven? Yes, that's the question.

[J.D. Ryan]

They go before humans.

[John Clay Wolf]

If the cat got run over, then we're praying.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, cats don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're praying. We're praying for the cat to go to heaven, right?

[Bob]

Dude, Jesus ain't got no room for your cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know this?

[Bob]

What's he gonna feed? How do you know? What's he gonna feed the dead cat?

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mom told me when I was a little kid that animals do not go to heaven.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just not true. Animals go before humans. They deserve it.

[Bob]

Humans go to Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, humans go to Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, that's no joke.

[Bob]

Anyway, I just noticed, you know, All I'm saying is they're the preyingest bunch I've ever seen.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what's wrong with that? Why does it bother you?

[Bob]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that's the question is why does it bother you?

[Bob]

Because there'd be something wrong with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so. If it bothers you.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The problem is not them, it's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is in the news? Glad you asked me, Johnny. Let me look here. A man is. Well, now the guy is suing American Airlines for not dragging him out of his seat.

[Bob]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, well, United got in trouble for dragging a guy out of his seat. American Airlines is now being sued for $100,000 for not taking this guy out of his seat. He actually says he was crushed between two obese passengers during a 14 hour flight and left with part permanent back and neck injuries.

[Bob]

Permanent.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Anthony Taylor, 67, claims the airline staff Refused to let him change seats from the flight from Sydney to Los Angeles. First of all, if it was full, where are we going to put you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, you could put a kid between the two big guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could, technically, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that they should rearrange and order it the way. No, I'm with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You don't think there's a skinny little kid or a skinny little man on that. On that plane that he could have swapped out?

[Bob]

I got a better idea. I got a better idea at. Dear God, here we go. Please keep with our friends at American Airlines.

[J.D. Ryan]

American Airlines.

[Bob]

We know they're good people. Lord, forgive them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get me sued by American Air.

[Bob]

For acting like they have in the past.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're sweet people. They're great people.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're sending prayers to. What's his name?

[Bob]

Bring lettuce to the fat people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Anthony Taylor. 100 grand in your prayers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Anthony Taylor, we're sending you prayers instead of 100 grand.

[Bob]

Watch over Tony Romo, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad is gonna come at.

[Bob]

About 10:30, and the Pittsburgh Steelers can go right straight to hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord, please catch us up on the golf situation. Texas Rangers are terrible this year. The Houston Rockets injuries. The Houston Astros are good this year.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is going. Oh, Donna's gonna get mad at you, Bob. Oh, we got a mad about prayers caller.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. This is Babo. This is all you.

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donna introduce you to Bob O. Bob o'. Donna. Y' all go ahead.

[Caller]

Okay. I'm not. I'm not mad about the prayer thing. I'm not a. I'm not a religious person, but I find it very offensive that you're making fun of people asking for prayers.

[Bob]

Well, have you. Are you familiar with the Apostle Paul? Because he made strong insinuations in a book called Corinthians 2 that you do that in your closet and leave the general public alone about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just say, don, I'm on. Don, I'm with you.

[Caller]

I don't want. I don't. I don't feel like talking religion to you, but it's parent. We have different opinions.

[Bob]

You ask me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, Donna, where do you live?

[Caller]

I mean, that's very offensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I also find it very offensive that you guys are talking about your wives going shopping and being demeaning about it.

[Bob]

Being what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Demeaning about. Now, this is mine now. Now Donna's on me. Okay, explain, Donna. Let me start over. My wife bought tons of children's Clothes over the years. We have four children and she resold a lot of this stuff. Anyway. It doesn't matter. She's got a ton of it. How am I being demeaning about it?

[Caller]

You guys were laughing. About what? About them going shopping and buying meaningless things before you ever got on the close thing.

[Bob]

Well, you're a Christian, aren't you? Donna, forgive us.

[Caller]

And the. Does that make a difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. But. But I know that. That we. I. I apologize and I'm going to pray about it. And I'm sorry. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Bob]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want instead of selling the stuff, we're just going to give it all away now.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're going to sell it. We're gonna sell it and give it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the jock Clay Wolf sh.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, I'm praying for you because I told you to play highway to Hell.

[Producer]

Yeah. And you played Walk all over you off the album. I just misread the label off the album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Highway to Hell. This is the. Happens to be the best deep track on the album. So the prayers did work because God intervened and played the best song on the highway to Hill album. See this happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Prayers work.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were wanting to be funny. Donna called in. We prayed about it. She. I. My phone and email blown up with comedic comments from the last segment.

[Bob]

I'm sorry, guys. Geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this could be funny. Donovan Smith in Louisiana has a question about a 02 Ford Murcielago that says Mustang on it. Donovan, are you with us? Brother Donovan? Brother Donovan.

[Caller]

Yep. Yep. This is Reverend Donovan.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is an O2 Ford Murcielago?

[Caller]

The Reverend yes, it looks like a. It says Mustang right across the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a Lamborghini.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it your. Is it yours? Yeah. Where did you buy it?

[Caller]

Independent auto sales.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you pay for it? 21,000 or 100?

[Bob]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

100. Okay. I don't think. I don't think. Call me crazy, but I don't think it's a Lamborghini.

[Caller]

I don't think it is either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, what, what will you take for it?

[Caller]

I'd like to get 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I would slap 1700 on that Lamborghini and put it on Craigslist and sell it for eight. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[Bob]

The boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boat. The boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

The boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you sold the boat?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have not sold the boat. I went out yesterday to show it again. I've gone out. I've shown that boat more times when it didn't start than when it has.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Every time I've ever tried to start the boat, it's always started.

[J.D. Ryan]

Started for you. Okay. I push the button and nothing happens. It goes. That means something's happening, but it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it turning over?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's a starter problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a battery problem.

[Bob]

Oh, you know what? It's sending prayers.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. Well, that's it. Maybe that'll start later. Pablo, because you prayed.

[Bob]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love it. He's. You know he's gonna obsess about this all week.

[Bob]

It's because you pick on me between breaks, man. While we're in commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

He called me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're an atheist.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Ron. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning.

[Caller]

Hey, man. Listening to you guys right now, having a good time, laughing. And I just wanted to say I'm praying for y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Thank you. Where are you calling from? What station?

[Caller]

98. 3. The Rock or the Keg?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? Oh, Arkansas.

[Bob]

Why don't you send us a keg of beer? I think as much as anything.

[Caller]

Well, I'm close to Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know we were sponsored by Natty Light. Did you. Did you know that?

[Caller]

Oh, the biggest son of A in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Do you have any of those to play Turley? Here's a new one.

[Bob]

He thinks it's an appropriate gesture of mutual responsibility to allow his girlfriend to walk home after an abortion. When screening applicants for his executive assistant, his most valued prerequisite is that she look hot in business attire. He doesn't have to wait in line at the DMV because he's been using a fake ID since he was 15 years of age. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who wrote that first line of that, cuz? It wasn't me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll pray for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever it was, they need some prayer.

[Bob]

It was jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was not jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd. Is this why you keep getting fired? It's like south park from. From Kenny. I mean, he keeps getting killed every.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's hard to believe I've stayed in this business 40 years, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD got fired yesterday. It took him 17 years to get fired from his last.

[Bob]

Finally he showed it all around the office over there. A couple days ago. I prayed to Abraham, Martin and John what happened that he wouldn't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did what?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what he's talking.

[Bob]

He showed that joke around over there. They said you're fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem, Jamie. When they're paying you quarter million a year, I know in the show that they were paying you a quarter million dollars a year for is not on the air for five years. Then they finally tried to figure a way out.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't find a way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was so high there. You know, a lot of people would just try to adjust your pay, but it was so high. It's like buying a car at the auction on a call and it's 15. It takes 25 grand. There's no reason to talk about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

People don't know that when radio. That doesn't reflect on your performance. Performance or your talent or capability whatsoever. It just one of these days, all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of us boys, that's the first thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snip.

[Bob]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We may get snipped. For what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

For.

[John Clay Wolf]

For that last son of a spot in the beginning of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the first thing they said in the meeting. It's not anything you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not you. It's me.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's me. It's us.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can see what city. Where's High Island?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pray for me.

[Caller]

It's on the bottom of a peninsula across from Galveston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does this truck have rust on it? What's a 13? So the answer. It should not have rust on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It.

[Caller]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 13. Tahoe LTZ. Does it? It's got leather roof and nav and 70,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

Silver. Black. Black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

This 22,000 Baht.

[Caller]

I'll. It's my ex wife, so I'm just checking on it for her. I will let her know it should. It damn sure should.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she should go to givemethevin.com, put the VIN number in so we can check the vehicle history, make sure it doesn't have a bad car factor and send us a couple of pictures and we'll validate the fact that it's got roof and navigation and no body damage and all that. And then we'll email her offer letter and confirm what I'm saying. Now your ex wife. How long has she been your ex wife?

[Caller]

Papers were signed final February of 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are still homies or are you Just trying to clean up some loose assets. Both. Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool. You're still friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all have kids now.

[Caller]

We've got, we've got. We've got four kids together. So I mean we try to make it work.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean, when you have four kids with them, do you ever really get divorced? I mean, even if you want to.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got one with one and it still. It still comes up too often.

[Bob]

Yeah, but four kids? Yeah.

[Caller]

Three of them are little. So there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. What did you do? Did you get thrown out or did you. Did you want to quit?

[Caller]

We. I. I wanted to quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. Did you do the. Hey, I'm going to go out for milk and some smokes and never come back.

[Caller]

No, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got a wife and kid in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a.4 kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean there, there's.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's that connection.

[John Clay Wolf]

It happens.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been married, I've been divorced 30 years. And you're still a connection.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling, Chris.

[Bob]

Anniversaries are still anniversaries.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's just the kids are always. It's always something. There's always a connection to the axe. Always.

[Bob]

Like a river that don't know 30 years later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even though your kids are grow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. There's still something happened this week that I was in trouble for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drawn in on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. Drama.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just no reason to get divorced. Do you wish you were still married to her?

[Bob]

That's not nice.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Randy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't you pray for me then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy? Randy? Randy, the chipmunk. He's. I see him walking in real quick. I want to grab The Jamie. This 200,000 mile Silverado truck. It could be worth, you know, two grand. It could be worth five grand. I need to see it. Can you go to give me the VIN and load it up with pictures?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when the miles get that high, the condition is just really variable. So I need to see it.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's super clean, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. O2F150. Same thing. Too old. Too many miles to bid at sight unseen. Jim, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here. I'm here, buddy. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go. Just go to the website.

[Caller]

What do you need? Pictures and VIN number and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. It takes about. If you have the VIN number ready and two pictures on your phone, it will literally take you 30 seconds to load the car. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Randy Sweet, sweet little woman knows.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How to treat me right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you doing?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Rock and roll, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on? Hey, Randy the Chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's going on here, man?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm getting ready to take the girls down to Reunion park and try to get a good spot for the concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That Atola festival got cancelled. You hear about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, probably.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cuz Peter Sara just ain't cool without horns.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, anyway, and my girl Shironda said that Justin Beaver's gonna do a show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Justin Beaver?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, he got booked last minute. You know about the Justin Beaver?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I've heard of the name, but I'm not sure. Yeah, go ahead.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's Beaver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, I ain't too familiar. I usually listen to Fog Hat or Grand Funk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But my little ones is crazy about that Justin Beaver.

[Bob]

I don't get it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He like kind of like a typical pretty boy ass to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I don't think it's cool to hold him up as a role model to little underage animals.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, probably not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, he's all tattooed up one side and down the other and you know he's a stoner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, probably.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And he almost did turn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause him and his wasteoid entourage got high that time and like to eat up the whole Caddo National Forest. Remember that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't hear the story.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, he's like just a bad example.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I just hope my girls develop a realistic perspective. Perspective about it, you know? Cuz I'd hate for him to grow up and marry a damn beaver. But every time they play that song squirrel, you know it's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

On the radio I think it's a girl Shiron and the girls just lose their freaking mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't get it. I like that Justin Timberwolf a lot more. At least he can dance.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, that's why I come over here first. I thought it'd be a good idea to get nice and toasted before we head over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what's going on with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're lightening up before the show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all want to eat it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Stop it. Okay, I see ya. God Almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Rusty the Scrandy the Chipmunk is getting baked before the big concert.

[Bob]

Yeah, look at him. Dude, he's laid out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he got into that. That the spread you've got over there with the jelly and the. In the cracker?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pepper jelly and cracker and. But chocolate and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, pretty stony.

[Bob]

Bobo, you know where I got the idea for that. Where the Lord did come unto me and said cream cheese and red pepper jelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm getting prayers from Kentucky. Here go thou, Ricky Dale Divine prayers from Kentucky. Uncle Blake just wrote prayers from Sker. Motocross park in Houston. Yes, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're getting them from everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And someone else wrote. They're praying for Donna right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have started the prayer chain. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bob]

Lord, that backfired.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. We missed Casey. Casey. We need Casey.

[Bob]

What a slacker he is these days. They ought to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Casey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Guess what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me and this chipmunker.

[Bob]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

He rocks, dude. Okay, speaking of sobering. This is, of course, yesterday with Cinco de Mayo. And everybody's just kind of sobering up this morning. So here's the top 10 one liners about Cinco de Mayo. You ready? Here comes number 10, Cinco de Mayo. Let's party like Mexican rock stars. See if they had any Cinco de Mayo. Sponsored this year by the 2am Taco Bell double Crunch wrap on Cinco de Mayo. Dudes can drink margaritas and not see quite as gay. When I drink tequila, I really do sound like I know Spanish. I really haven't sobered up since Uno de January. Today is May 6th. Or use your sunglasses to open the refrigerator day. You miss 100% of the tequila shots. You don't take Cinco de Mayo. It's a huge celebration, except in Mexico, where there's still. Still celebrating electricity and running water. Cinco de Mayo is the proud celebration of the history of alcoholism in American families. We're gonna party like it's 1999 or in Mexico, like it's 18.99. There's the top 10 one liners for Cinco de Mayo. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Casey. We'll be praying for you. He is high.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is high as a kite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan. A 14F 154X4 lariat leather roof. Nav. No, no. No sunroof. Yes or no?

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the fx4 or lariat. This lariat and what color?

[Caller]

It's a pearl white.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds good. Does it have a clean carfax or do you know?

[Caller]

Yeah, it had. Anything wrong with. I bought it brand new. There's nothing wrong with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You never been in an insurance. I mean, an accident where the insurance was involved or the police? No, because when. When the insurance gets involved in your car wreck or the police. It's going to get reported with the vin number. It's going to go to carfax. It's going to go show accident history. And that's a tip to everybody. Be careful with that. Even if you're pulling up close to an accident that happened on the highway, if the cop starts writing your plate down, you need to stop them because he'll tag your damn car and. And it'll show accident history.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And it knocks because you were just there. It knocks 10 to 20% off the value of it. I swear to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even though you were involved?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bob]

You need to take off whenever that happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

If your plate number is on that police report and they. It'll get into the damn car as a witness.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. I did not know that. That's unbelievable. That's. Yeah, that's pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to your car. Back to your truck. Bought it new. 40,000 miles. Sounds like a 28 grander to me. Maybe 29.

[Caller]

All right, well. Oh, way more than that on it. I just thought I'd call and see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Burleson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Burleson, Texas. My wife is having a yard sale in burleson, Texas today.

[Caller]

That's all right. I've already got that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You already got one? One. A wife.

[Caller]

Whatever your wife's selling, I got one of those too.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I got whatever she send your wife over to get. My get to buy all these kids kids clothes and kids stuff. I gotta get rid of it. There's too much of it. Go to John clay wolf show Facebook page to find the address. I mean, at the end of the day, she's giving all away. We gotta get rid of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the air. Steve 06 Cadillac XLR. Will you go to the website and load it up for me? Thank you. Give me the vin.com.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[Bob]

There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. When you sell me your [e-mail], you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. Givemetheven.com. i buy Ben Zos. I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsches, Lexus, the works. Give me the vin.com. i want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Blondie. And she is dreaming. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. I saw her in concert a few years ago and she was wearing this dress. It was really tight. And she shouldn't. I mean, it was painful. I know she can sing and she was. And there was a time she was really hot, but, man, no one know how to dress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear about the girls from heart breaking up?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because one of their husbands slapped the hell out of the other one's kids. So like Uncle Phil. Phil. Nancy's boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is real.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. Look it up. It's real as it gets. And the heart tours are over. Over this. And the judge put the guy in jail, I think, as crazy as that sounds.

[Bob]

So it had to be Anne's husband that hit one of Nancy's kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Which is the famous Cameron Crows. Cameron Crow's son and Anne's husband either is on parole, I mean probation, or got like 60 days in the home.

[Bob]

Yeah, you can't do that west of St. Louis.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do that and you can't do it. I mean, it's Cameron Crowe's kids. Dude, he's got a little clout. Ryan. An 05 Silverado diesel. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Is it a sle? I mean, is it a ls? Is it work? Traffic truck? What trim level is ls?

[Caller]

It's not a work truck. It's got power windows. LS is bar grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any diesel problems? Any. Any injector problems? Any particular. Well, it doesn't have particular.

[Caller]

Got all the upgrades like the upgraded water pump, the upgraded injector harness, the upgraded. Just everything that goes bad on these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Kind of race out. That's. That's it in the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top of my head. Off the top of my head. I'm 8 to 10. 10,000. Okay, so go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me get the VIN number and see some pictures.

[Caller]

Not giving me the option for my vin. It's not giving me the option to put in the diesel engine. It's Only coming up as a 6o gasser and that is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me, let me explain, let me explain. What it's doing is taking the base truck and showing the base truck and then if you look, when you click enter, look down at the options and the diesel add will be already selected. It's just kind of a quirk in my system it's showing you that. But if you look down at options, it's already scoring it as a diesel.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-Radio. Who this be?

[Caller]

This is David.

[John Clay Wolf]

David, where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from St. Louis, but I live in Arlington, Texas now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, thanks for tuning in. What have you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 96F150. I don't want to get rid of it. I don't want a payment but I just want to know if you let me know what's worth. It's got that straight six. Last year they made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a reason it's the last year they made it. But that's not the point. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

167. I figure I can get another 100 out of it easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean you got a thousand dollar truck, so ride it another hundred thousand miles and then, I mean you're beating the system. Hang in there. Don't let it go.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like REO Speedwagon said, don't let her go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I found the story if you want to hear it. About Hart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Dean Wetter, the husband of Hart's co founder Nancy Wilson has been sentenced for hitting and choking the 16 year old twin sons of Nancy Wilson. The assault occurred when Nancy's sons were leaving a tour bus and one boy left the door ajar. Wetter hit the teen in the head and proceeded to choke him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have been mad at this kid already.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah. You think when the other twin my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad used to hit me in the head and choke me, he was already mad about something else?

[Bob]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

When the other tween a twin attempted to intervene, Wetter choked him too. Wetter reportedly squeezed each child's neck until they could no longer breathe. The Wilson sisters have subsequently announced that heart is on hiatus.

[Bob]

That's terrible. You know what that reminds me of? This is way off topic. Tell me if you don't want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm praying for you.

[Bob]

When I was a child. That'll be good. They gave me, at Easter time they gave me a chicken. It was the cutest little thing. And you know, and I was saying you had to. Six or seven years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

And I taught it to sit on a stick, you know, and it was a. My little banny roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just say you taught it to sit on a stick?

[Bob]

Yeah, you can hold a stick sideways and the chicken would sit on the stick and it was so cool. Now you have to raise an animal and you have to teach them. You have to discipline them once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

The phone number's 800. 800 radio. Somebody saved me.

[Bob]

Go ahead. And you can't really spank a chicken. They're slanted wrong. They're just, you know, you just. I mean they just fly, you know, for yards of you. You can't. The only way to discipline a chicken is to choke it. And I'll admit I'm not proud, but I was a child, you know, on my own, no guidance. And I used to choke that chicken. Not all the time. Both the chicken and I, I think, were more informed after that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to be in timeout. You need to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put Robert on hold so I can talk to him quick. Please, please, please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before we pray for your future of your comedy career.

[Bob]

Damn chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my. Yeah. Heart is on hiatus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your heart is on hiatus.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there sounds like this happened. It sounds like Ann's husband is upset with. Upset with her weight gain and has in turn turned into a full blown alcoholic. And Nancy's got the, the. She's the good looking one and she's probably got good looking kids. And he's just an angry, jealous drunk and he beat the hell out of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz everybody wants his wife. The other ones. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Bob]

His. His twice annual rehab's not going to be paid for now because he lost his health care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, we have Rush on tap. Yes. Rush, you there?

[Bob]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

Geez, I'm surprised to hear from you again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bob]

I. I've got some friends over celebrating a little Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, Having a wonderful time. You want to talk to him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. Who have you got there?

[Bob]

Yes, hello, this is the President of the United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Bob]

Who's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is John Clay Wolf.

[Bob]

Oh, I've heard of the program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob]

You're gonna be awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bob]

You're gonna be huge. Huge. I was just explaining to a young boy named Tony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tony, he has the polio.

[Bob]

And I told him, don't worry about that. We're gonna buy you some wooden legs. It's gonna be fantastic. Do you know our former president, Franklin Delano Reservoir? Yeah, Roosevelt had the polio as well, right? And he did enormous things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huge.

[Bob]

And he got over it. We're gonna help you get over it with the. The Trump care plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the insurance going to cover his polio? What'd you tell him about that?

[Bob]

It depends on whether his dad gets a job or not. Because if he doesn't, he's not going to get the coverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bob]

And that's what it means to live in America today.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just not accurate, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you and Rush doing on Cinco de Mayo celebrations?

[Bob]

Well, over here, it's so funny. Rush calls it siesta de Mayo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Because, you know, only gay boys would drink five margaritas. We need at least seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Thank you, Donald Trump for Siete de Mayo joining the program this morning.

[Bob]

You're fantastic, darling. Don't change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jared A16 Altima with 24,000 miles. Leather roof, Nav. Is it a slight?

[Caller]

I don't. I don't remember it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's fully loaded.

[Caller]

It's the top of the line Ultima.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 14 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah. Ain't gonna work. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Man, they made too many of these ultims. I'm telling you. They're everywhere. It's like, what for Taurus was in 06 or 96.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty much anything that they overdo in rentals doesn't have a good value.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm guessing terrible resale value.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if you can get it at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hertz, chances are Robert 06 Duramax with 250,000 miles. Too many miles to bid on the air. Can you go to the website and load it up?

[Caller]

I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Where are you calling from? What station you listening on, Caleb? No, you're not. Houston, Pennsylvania, Jersey, Oklahoma City, Arkansas, Louisiana, north and south and all around. It is Saturday, and we are live and we're having a good time. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favorite, on this Cinco de Mayo weekend.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. Customers always say, I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money, but they want the most money. And that's why they're coming to [e-mail]. this isn't some title max pawn shop deal. This is hard money. Dealer money. The real world My name is John Clay Wolf. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures and I'll reply with an offer. GiveMeTheEven.com fast, easy, hard money. Right now, no BS.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Alice in Chains. And you may check my brain. Good morning, Bob.

[Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that look for?

[Bob]

That music's freaky, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on? Freaky? It's rock and roll. Jeff, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John. I got a 2010 Challenger RT to Fuchsia. It's got a six speed in it, black leather interior. According to the registry of these fusion Challengers, it's one of one in Oklahoma City with a six feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And it's got the black stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not trying to be a smart ass, but that doesn't change much.

[Bob]

I'm.

[Caller]

I know, I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I love hearing whenever people start talking about the numbers and the dash and that Carol Shelby signed the glove box.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that they're going to want 3,000 more than what I'm sure, but I'm still going to bet it in Oklahoma City. So you're listening to us up there on the Brew?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a new listener or have you been listening to us since we started?

[Caller]

I'm at work. I'm not even supposed to be listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. But is this the first time you ever heard us or have you. Do you ride with us?

[Caller]

I've heard you on the air before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good.

[Caller]

And I'm just curious because I only bought it a year ago and I just wondered what they're worth, the actual value of what they're worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think hard money. What I pay for this is 15, maybe 15, 5.

[Caller]

I'm about even with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it to me, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll get you a check.

[Caller]

If I do. I'll. I'll do it Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, Jeff. 800-800-RATIO Austin. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller]

Say, I have been a long time fan of this show and this is my first time calling in and you guys are just cracking me up today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Houston, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Houston. Well, we aim to please. Austin. The whole.

[Caller]

Well, y' all are definitely pleasing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear Donna call in about an hour ago with our. With criticism of the. Of the broad of the broadcast.

[Caller]

Oh, my God. That was like the best part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prayers, man. We are all prayers from Dallas, Texas, to Austin and Houston. Prayers. Austin.

[Bob]

I think they're getting us in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they're getting this? They're finally figuring it out.

[Bob]

I think they like what they hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And that's why they voted for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Donald. They did 800. 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com Tony Romo's father is coming in. There he is. He's there, but he looks kind of drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he does. Oh.

[Caller]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the day after.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the day after. But you know those Mexicans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they can hold it. They can hold it. They'll party.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever been to Matamoros?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Romero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Carlos.

[Bob]

Buenos dias, Senor Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you doing?

[Bob]

Do always seem surprised that I can drink and still have a regular time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, you just know how to hold your liquor, apparently.

[Bob]

Actually, I don't have a lot of time for this with you today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob]

No, offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

But we are preparing for traditional Mexican lunch at the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

Many people do not know about the sestimayo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yes.

[Bob]

On the May 6, we have a traditional Mexican lunch at the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

All of the children and grandchildren come over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Tony gonna be there?

[Bob]

Yes. Good. He's actually in charge of the microwave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

This is a very bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob]

But his mother says that it gives him a sense of accomplishment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Because there are 40 of us, and for each one of us, we have a frozen El Chorito brand Mexican beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

Do you know it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that. Yes.

[Bob]

The saltil. You have a cheese enchilada? Yeah, a beef enchilada, Beth. Plus beans. Beans and rice. And as much cheese as you want.

[J.D. Ryan]

Much cheese we want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have extra cheese that you put on it before you hit the microwave with it?

[Bob]

Yes. Antonio's mother, Camila Dubakowski, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. She's Polish.

[Bob]

Polish buys palms and pawns of chips.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD that's why he's so accident pro. Oh. Because in the glass eye from the accident when he was a child is why he always rolls out to the. He's got a left glass eye. He rolls to the right. Is that correct?

[Bob]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And we make sure he still wear his helmet on his goggles when he make it. The last year, he take the El Cherito brandina out of the Microwave. And the, the black bean, it popping his eye locally. It was his glass eye on the leg. Oh, no. So he's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was reading about him golfing this week. Yes.

[Bob]

He loves the game of golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is, what is the plan?

[Bob]

Well, you hit the ball and it goes maybe 100 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking Tony Romo's father, by the way.

[Bob]

Okay. And there's a hole somewhere out there. And when you put the ball into the hole, you win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bob]

That is go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he wants to be a professional. Isn't he trying to qualify?

[Bob]

Oh, you're asking about Antonio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bob]

I thought you were asking about golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob]

Maybe the margaritas are beginning to take hold. Apparently he's very good brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

And he have made hole in one many times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really, Tony? I didn't know that.

[Bob]

Not on the golf course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob]

Well, on the, on the miniature guard, of course. He's very good with the castles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Putt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Putt.

[Bob]

He put the ball into the castles, goes over the waterfall and ding. Hole in one. For this they give him free Twinkies. And he like this very much. A Twinkie is a perfectly safe food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really.

[Bob]

Which is good for Antonio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob]

Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you again. Romeromo. You're always, always, always welcome in this studio on this broadcast. Raya 06 mega cab diesel with a buck 80 on it. Is it cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It is two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it. I like them four wheel drive because everybody wants the four buys. I don't know the market on this. In 06 with the buck 81 average. Rougher, clean condition.

[Caller]

Exceptionally clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exceptionally clean. It's a Mega cab. I'm thinking six to seven, maybe 8,000.

[Caller]

Okay. On a outright cash purchase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you had a four wheel drive, you could almost double that figure. Not quite, but almost. And the, the, the information there for you guys that are out buying new diesels are used ones. Buy the four wheel drives, you get it back on the resale.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll email you official offer letter if you want to sell it.

[Caller]

Will do. I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Hey, Herc. An 05 bourbon with a buck 70. When these things clear 130 on the miles, they go into the trash can on price.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable how much it changes because the note dealers won't buy them anymore. Because they want a car that'll make a three year note and they know that this car it will but there's just the demand issue and the new body style was an 07 and I could talk for hours but it's two grand ride is, is the reality if it's a nice one, if it had 100, if it had 125 on it'd be a five grand ride. All right, thanks man. 800800 radio or just go to givemetheven.com two minutes left on Dallas on ZPS, ZZO and the Buzz. Then we're coming back with our number four on the the rest of our affiliates. We got 16 stations now. Podcast podcast is up about two hours after the show. Go to John Claywolf.com that's our show site and also on our Facebook John Clay Wolf show page. The podcast goes up this afternoon. It's commercial free and our number four is obviously on there or you can stream it off of look at clickstations on John Clay Wolf show page and you'll find some other ones and you can streaming off iheartradio iheart the media, the stream player. The ones that. Oh, hang on. Glattus. Good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, this is Gladys. I bought some clothes from your wife at the yard sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Glattus.

[Caller]

Oh she was so nice but what the hell happened to the boy's underwear?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Caller]

Don't get me wrong my don't get me wrong, my branches make mistakes but I don't know what the hell I bought at the yard sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we're glad. What did you pay for the dirty underwear, Gladys?

[Caller]

Do what did you have a stomach clue?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there was, I don't know if I, I, you know, boys will be boys. Boys will be boys. There's other stuff besides. There's other things there besides soiled underwear. I hope that you looked around.

[Caller]

I don't know, you had a lot of nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks Gladys. And speaking of, my wife is having a yard sale huge. And if you go to the John Clay Wolf show page, huge you will see the address on there. It's in south of Fort Worth and it's tons of stuff that I finally got her to agree to almost give away literally. I mean this is like three years worth of my net income on, on our, on our friend's lawn.

[J.D. Ryan]

No idea all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no idea where the money had been going on all these years and now I actually see it. It's like a monument of my labor. I'm like let's hit hyperspace, sell it all and refresh and not reload so far when you. When half the items still have tags on them. That's a lot of new clothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's lots of girls clothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have any young girls. But that's not the point. We need you all to buy it. Send your wife over there. Women, if you're listening, please go and just load up. I'll give you some of it. It.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to John Clay Wolf show page and you'll see it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Josh at 2010 Centra. Is it cloth?

[Caller]

Is it what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website. I got 10 seconds left. I'm sorry, Josh. Okay. Bomb. Are you reloaded for a big hour? Number four.

[Bob]

Yeah. What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, we'll pray about it during the break. We'll be right back. Thank you guys. That we're losing. You can always stream us. Go to john claywolf.com and click stations. You can grab their stream. We'll be right back. On some stations, not on others. Northeast corridor. See you next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Amen.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is willing. Bye. Do you know Willie, Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell yeah.

[Producer]

Are you.

[Bob]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you high, dude? What is going on with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Willie.

[Bob]

You love Willie?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever smoke down with Willie?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I didn't get much. He's kind of a Bogart.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a Bogart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Little bit. Little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what I've heard.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He probably didn't think I needed much of a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Bogart?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Being a chipmunk. That's when you hog the joint.

[J.D. Ryan]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

Willie is a Bogart.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still like it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I forgive him. You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm a Christian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris. We're praying for you, Randy and Willie. Chris. An 08 Acura TL was 7. 75. Does have a sunroof? Yes. Is it a type S?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

Excellent garage coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine grand.

[Caller]

Okay. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if that works, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll come. What part of Louisiana are you in?

[Caller]

Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we have a. We have a. An office behind the Harley store in Scott. Right over there.

[Caller]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All right, man. Thanks.

[Caller]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station you listen to us on down there?

[Caller]

105.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Planet Radio, huh? All right, Bill. An 09 pilot touring with 140s worth about six, seven. Seven grand. Six to seven grand. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah, hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Six to seven grand on a. 09 pilot, touring with 140. 40.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. I appreciate it. Yes, sir. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up. We'll come pick it up with a check. Do you have a clear title or is there a payoff? Payoff. All right. What's your pay? Is it payoff? More than that?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see it anyway. I might be able to get there, get closer. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Say, John, hit me at 6 to 7 on the air. Payoffs. 8. How close can you get to payoff if you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, Murphy. A15 Dodge Cummins. I think it's a Cummins. Is it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Navigation? Crew cab. No leather, no roof.

[Caller]

No, no leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is the third nice truck out of Oklahoma this morning without leather.

[Caller]

I've got leather seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it is leather because I was gonna say, what's up with all these cool Dodge trucks. Without leather out of Oklahoma or something? Okay, what. What's your mission here, boss man? Are you wanting to sell it or you want to trade it in?

[Caller]

I've got it paid off. I've got it free and clear. I've been thinking about trading in, getting a sports car.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if I bought it today, what would you drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

Probably go towards my Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a Corvette?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. That's what I'm asking you. If I bought it, would you be heel, toe in it? Would you be on foot?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you can't sell it yet. We're just talking then. Is it a SLT or a Laramie.

[Caller]

Slt?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's not a Mega Cab. It's a quad. I mean, a crew cab. Quad cab, right?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. The money on this thing real quick is 44,000 miles. It's right there. Around 30.

[Caller]

About 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe 31 since you put leather in it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Bill, you got a hundred thousand miles on your tundra.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof, two wheel drive, four door. What color?

[Caller]

No, no, I don't have sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it says SR on there. Oh, SR5 is. I bet what he meant to put. I saw SR And I thought sunroof.

[Caller]

I don't know if it's an SR5 or not. Doesn't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the little steel wheels or the Big, pretty alloy wheels.

[Caller]

It's got the standard wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to see it. Can you go to my site and load it up so I can see a picture of it so I know what I'm bidding?

[Caller]

Okay, it's a clean truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Joe04 Trailblazer With 150, 000 miles on it's worth a thousand dollars. And I know that sounds great, crazy, but these things, once they cross 115, they're over. Nobody wants them.

[Caller]

Yeah, the only, the only thing it's got going for it, it's average, but it got five brand new Michelin tires spooned on it yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you spent more on those tires than that damn thing's worth. Do you have the old ones yet?

[Caller]

No, no, my, my dad did. It's my dad. I was beating my head on the table this morning. We're going car shopping today. Today's a 78th birthday. We're gonna go car shopping. He wants to get something, another suv. But he just put these, he just put these Michelins on there, so. Well, just looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this when you're in that dealership. Whip out the invoice on those Michelins. I'm serious. If you have the receipt of it, bring it with you. So you say, hey, here's, here's what we spent on it yesterday. So they at least can't hit you lower than that.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800.

[Bob]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4. When a man puts new tires on his rig, he's ready to trade. I have noticed this in my years in this industry. And when the, when those tires are still smelling rubbery and have stickers on them, this guy is ready to do business. It's like you're a gal when she goes and gets a boob job.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

If the house is getting painted, it is for sale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. She starts suddenly working out a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to the gym, wants a wrangler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thumbs up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she wants a wrangler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something smells something. Convertible Camaro.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. You're done at that point. You're done. You don't even know if your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Comes home in a convertible Camaro and a boob job. Just go ahead and start looking for your divorce lawyer. Cuz it's coming.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. It's already happened. You just don't know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you agree? Disagree? I don't know.

[Bob]

I mean, I kind. I drive a convertible Camaro myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get A boob job.

[J.D. Ryan]

A whole different.

[Bob]

No, I don't. I don't need one.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's a whole different thing when a guy does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? When a guy does it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It just. In. Midlife crisis or having fun?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, are you having a midlife crisis? No, no.

[Bob]

I just couldn't afford the Equinox man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you got a convertible Camaro. A new one. Yeah. That's not true.

[Bob]

Instead, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Equinox isn't more money than a convertible.

[Bob]

New ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

New ones are.

[Bob]

I got a real deal on this. On this Camaro.

[Producer]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bought it in the middle of winter time, which is the time to do it. There is a hell of a seasonality change in market price on convertibles in wintertime.

[Bob]

I thank the Lord for the wintertime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who sang that?

[Bob]

Neil Diamond.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Can you sing me a bar of it?

[Bob]

Thank you, Lord, for the nighttime that's wonderful. Oh, Lord. I don't think that's in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the news, JD in the new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you want the news? Do you want. We have all kinds of different things.

[Bob]

We can do here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can do.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can do. Okay, let's do this. Let's pull this up. Real or fake headline? I have three of them I'm going to read to you.

[Bob]

Oh, I love this.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can pick which one's real. All right, here are the real or fake headlines. Number one, Star wars fan jailed after assaulting his wife when she destroyed his Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker memorabilia. Number two, Florida woman arrested for seeking horse love on Craigslist. And number three, well known Florida greyhound trainer, Sam, suspended after five dogs tested positive for cocaine. So we have number one, the Star wars fan, jailed after being.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we trying to guess?

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one's real?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to. Okay. Star Wars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Star wars fan jail after he beat up his wife, she destroyed his. His Darth Vader. And Luke Skywalker could be real and somewhere it was a Darth Vader. Luke Skywalker. Number two, the Florida woman arrested for seeking horse love. I won't get any more graphic than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna say that one's fake. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And if it was real, it was fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

And number three, well known Florida greyhound trainer suspended after five dogs tested positive for cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go number three.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley, you're gonna go three is fake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three is three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we supposed to pick the real one or the fake one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Whichever you'd like. Which one do you think that's fake.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think three is real and I think one is real. I think two is fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two is fake. The horse love is fake.

[Producer]

Three is fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Producer]

Cocaine, greyhound dogs don't think so.

[Bob]

Okay, one is the only real one.

[J.D. Ryan]

One is the Star Wars.

[Bob]

Weird, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the truth is all three are real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have real horse love. Horse love?

[Bob]

Craigslist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bob]

Good lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was a gag post.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, it's not. This is from the Huffington Post. And what was the Craigslist Visitor reported to the my Maricopi County Sheriff's department. Undercover deputies arrested this woman. Let me see if I can get her name. It's on here. It doesn't matter if there's a picture of her in the whole thing, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what was her quote? What was her ad? What did it look like?

[J.D. Ryan]

It said she wanted to perform love on a horse. Entertain intentions. Where's the actual quote?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did she need to post on Craigslist? Why didn't she?

[Bob]

Because she.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot that they'll give you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the quote. I'm 22 year old and I want to play with male horses. Simple as that. If you have access to a male horse and can allow me access to that man horse, please contact me. I will do something in return.

[Bob]

Hopefully that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she's easy, bubba. I think you could score with this girl.

[Bob]

Freaky, freaky girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very freaky. Where is she from? Vernon?

[J.D. Ryan]

This one's from Florida. Two of them are from Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference? 800. 872 nat 150,000. Mile 06 Subaru. Man. It's not a WRX, is it?

[Caller]

No, it is not. It's the outback legacy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just guessing. 1500 bucks.

[Caller]

1500, huh? It has a brand new clutch, like the whole clutch assembly.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damn miles that kill it. It's just. It just kills it. Maybe 2, maybe 25. Send me the VIN number. Let me pull it up. The all wheel drive part is good. The stick is good because we can send it up to some smoked out hippie in Colorado that will buy it cheap and they can make it a mountain car. So it does have a second life left in it. We go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up so I can see it.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. Thank you, smoked out hippies. Please do not be offended. You know it's real. Sasha.

[Caller]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 Lexus RX. Does it have navigation?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

80,000 miles. Is it 10 grand?

[Caller]

10 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it 10 grand.

[Caller]

A little low, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand put it to sleep? Does it put her to bed? I don't know.

[Caller]

Well, because I gotta put 1200 bucks on New tires on the next couple weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do it. Don't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't.

[Producer]

Don't do it.

[Bob]

Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be 11, 2. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see here. Let me look at something. Maybe I am a little low. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was thinking 13. 12, 5. 13 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

No, it's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Now I'm looking at some market report and I was a little low. I can get very close to your number. If that will buy it and you really want to sell it, then go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, I'll take 12, 5 to 13. John said send this to you and confirm if you're going to buy it or not. Not. And if not, then I'm going to send you an offer that's a hell of a lot better than 10 grand.

[Caller]

All right, Roger that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Dirty deeds, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a white, black, Latino or other, if you'd like to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. That's one of my favorite.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is one of the fun. This is a fun one, dude. This too is out of Florida. Why the weird stuff happening? A Florida sheriff deputy is out of a job after officials say he waived his firearm and his stun gun while corporation quoting lines from the Denzel Washington character in Trading Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

A movie about a corrupt law enforcement officer. So now this guy's name is Deputy Dean Zipes. So he was a Florida police officer. Deputy, and he was quoting a Denzel Washington movie. So was he white? Was he trying to be Denzel? Was he black? Was he Latino? Or was he other Deputy? Deputy Dean Zipes was fired. He was a Florida sheriff's officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other. Just because the last name. I have no idea. Zipes is. What would Zips be?

[Bob]

I think Latina.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think Zipes is Latino?

[J.D. Ryan]

And he was rubbing his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he may be mispronouncing maybe.

[Bob]

I don't. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was he doing again?

[J.D. Ryan]

He was. He was actually waving his service revolver as well as the stun gun. And he was. He was recreating the scene in Training Day with Denzel Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

It almost be like doing the Pulp Fiction.

[Bob]

You remember the end of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

I'm bigger than King Kong. I'm the police.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's basically y' all can't touch me.

[Bob]

I run this neighborhood.

[Producer]

I'm going black.

[Bob]

You're going to go black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so he was actually thought he was Denzel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm going to go Zipes because I think Zipes is some weird Russian or European name and that's white.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob]

Latino.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to go with Latino. He's a fat white guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not even a skinny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just going off the last name.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know. What else that's, let's see what else we have. Michael Garland Elliott died earlier this month. He was 75. He was no fan of our big good president Donald Trump. He was not a big fan. He lay dying in his Oregon home surrounded by friends. Even his ex wife called and she knew he was about to pass on. So he. She said the one thing that knew, she knew would help him pass on to the next world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happily. Oh, happily.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Yep, happily. And the last thing she knew said to him was Donald Trump has been impeached upon. That he took his last breath and died happily. She knew it was his very last moment and that would bring him comfort. And it did. He took his final breath. Thank you. Goodbye, Donald Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elliot, I've really had my head in the sand this week as far as news. What is the thing with healthcare? Everybody's going nuts about it. I quit. I quit caring.

[Bob]

Well, the first attempt at a new bill that went through the House didn't pass and they called it off really early. But they hadn't spent any time it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob]

This week they got a new one and they spent at least nine or ten hours on it and it passed the House by three votes. Totally four votes and 117 to 113.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Democrats like started screaming on the, on the Capitol steps, right?

[Bob]

Yeah. They're singing na na na hey hey goodbye to the Republicans because they're saying you're never going to win your midterm elections after this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bob]

Which is quite presumptuous, you know, absurdly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is wrong with the new bill?

[Bob]

Well, it sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob]

Yeah, as well. There's no, there's no guaranteed coverage for pre existing conditions. They're taking all female health care stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out during the Bible version of it.

[Bob]

So I think I'm quite objective. That's not funny. They're taking, they're taking all two liberals versus J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Bob]

All the women's health measures out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All of them? Well, yeah. You read it?

[Bob]

Yeah, all of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Long as you read it.

[Bob]

Well, that I That I can tell from what I've seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got this off the Bill O'Reilly podcast.

[Bob]

I've read quite a bit, man. Also, if they would just fix the plan that we currently have and there's a lot that can be fixed there, they would save a lot of money. More than 20 million people could lose their coverage after this. People with pre existing conditions, those are the ones who die without health care. You and I don't, you know, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a pre existing condition. I'm actually on Obamacare because of it. On my accident, my spinal cord injury.

[Bob]

Well, there are problems with Obamacare. The rates keep going up. But that's not the law doing that. That's the insurance companies doing that. If they wouldn't gouge us the way they do, wouldn't be such a problem. So it passed the House and it's going to the Senate and it could pass the Senate.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Mike, I've got 30 seconds. 06 Ram half ton mega cab, 28,000 mile, two wheel drive. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 mega cap. SLT or ST?

[Caller]

I believe it's SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. 13 grand, does that sound right? 14 grand.

[Caller]

Okay. That's better than what I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Then go to, give me the. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up and say sell it to me. If you want to turn it into a check, I'll get you a check down there. We've got a drop location in Scott.

[Caller]

Appreciate it, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Mike Starling from Lafayette, Louisiana. 800. 800 radio is the caller number. Remember, givemetheven.com is the site you go to to sell your car. Our automation system will price it immediately with a range and then our buyer will call you back and give you an exact offer within the range. My name is John Clay Wolf and I will be right back.

[Bob]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you sell me your [e-mail] you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. Give me the vin.com I buy benzos, I buy diesel trucks, everything in between. Porsches, Lexus the works. Give me the vin.com. i want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good tune. This is an underplayed tune. Was this even a hit? BOB ON RADIO I don't know. Pop song 89, I think. Pop song 49. Hey, Turley, the auction audio. So do you think I'm overdoing it? No, it's.

[Producer]

It's entertaining.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's funny because people don't see that side of you, but you're not overdoing it for. For what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what, what I'm doing is I'm selling cars right on an auction block for about three to four hours. And I have a headset on that is talking to the streaming audience on the simulcast right down the line at the auction. So they have to go into the Metro Auto Auction, Dallas portal and. Or what's the auction edge format? Anyway, they're dealers that have logins and I'm coloring in the cars and talking to them and, and they can text to me downline where I can see questions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they can't see what I mean. They see the pictures. But, you know, I might know something about it I need to say and. But I start hollering and yelling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the energy level has got to stay high in an auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I take it pretty. I mean, is there another rep, Is there another rep in the market, such as I. Turley.

[Producer]

No, no. I mean, listen, this is the very open of the auction, but I get.

[John Clay Wolf]

There over here, we're going to do the same. You've heard all the thousands. Can you pause that? We got John Wolf running over here.

[Bob]

Give me the band if it started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seller in the building. Did you see how many miles are on this? Four Honda, like 30. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

A1 is going to be number nine. And tell me you look at the miles on this one. 30. Clean car, 30,000 miles up your ass. That Honda dealer right there in the blue's going by. He goes out to him. Are the guys online going to get serious and get something done. But being a bunch of catfish bottom meters.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're so excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was. I think that was a pilot.

[Producer]

It was an element.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it Was crazy.

[Producer]

It was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's right.

[Producer]

I just like when you say this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell that.

[Producer]

Every time he sells something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy them hard and I sell them hard, man. I mean, if anybody thinks this is a joke, there's the proof.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you ever just leave exhausted after all that? You gotta be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, that's like running a marathon.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's like doing. It's very similar to getting on air.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long does that last? Are you at that level?

[John Clay Wolf]

Three hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Three, three and a half hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm exhausted, thinking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't stay that.

[Producer]

Yeah, there's levels where you kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go up and down, but still that.

[Producer]

But it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That energy level has got to stay up.

[John Clay Wolf]

People come up to me to talk to me, and I won't talk to them. No, absolutely not. Just like, get them off me. Get them off. Yeah. They come up and ask me questions about cars. And I've got Sean's down there on the floor. I'm like, pick him up. His job is to be the blocking back.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, if I'm the quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The blocking back picks up the defensive linemen that are coming at the quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, okay. So he stops. He's your. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's my bouncer. And he picks them up and asks them the questions and answers the questions or tries to get the answer that they have. Because if they come up and get me and I engage in them, I completely screw the whole momentum up. Sure. And I stop. If you stop the train, the momentum of the train, it takes three cars to get it going.

[J.D. Ryan]

And got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I was excited right there, because that was car number one. And normally it takes about three cars to get the mojo going. And that's why we sell such a high percentage, Because they know I'm gonna sell it. And there's times when it's bad, like three thousand dollar losers. And I'm like, sell it. Just sell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just go sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let it go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get the momentum going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the. Ouch. It kills me. I try not to think about it. And so when I get off the block, everybody's, how'd you do? I'm like, I have no idea. There were cars that made money and there were cars that lost money. And what I really think about is all the ones that lost money, they stick with me harder. And, you know, the best way to learn what something's worth is take a loss on it. I mean, like this. Rennie, good morning.

[Caller]

Hi.

[Producer]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we were on the block and I had this car going across my auction line, do you guess an oath?03 Taurus with 140,000 miles. Guess what it would bring.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess. I just want you to guess.03 Taurus, 140,000 miles. What do you think it would bring at the auction?

[Caller]

Oh, gosh. At auction, maybe 400.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. And this is a differential between the public's opinion and reality. No, I, I'd written down. Jd what did I write down?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right here. Let me look. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look already before she said it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wrote down 400. That car will bring $400. Maybe between four and $800, depending on condition.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I offer you 500 for it, you're like, you're crazy. You're lowballing me. No, it's just, it's just a demand thing. And what happened is they made so many of these between 96 and like 04 that, yeah, they just don't bring anything. And the transmissions go out on them and the engines go out on them. And you know, the Mexican dealers that drag them over across the border, they don't even want them anymore. So there's just not a marketplace for it. Right. So it's a 500 car to me. But if you want, my suggestion would be put it on Craigslist for 1500. If you get anything over 500, sell it.

[Caller]

Yeah, okay. Well, I was just curious. I mean, it brought the dealership for, you know, service that, you know, the oil change is done all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here, here's so they, you can get them to show you, you know, they're going to hit it at 500 internally, I promise you. But they're going to show you on paper 2000 if you, if you, if your number's 2000, right. Or 2500. And then they're going to take the difference between the 2,500 that they're showing you and the 500, which we call ACV, which is actual cash value. So they have $2,000 that they over allowed, and they're going to take that 2000 and drag it over to the new car that you're buying, and they're going to bury that into the price of the new car. And that's how they do it. That's how they do it. So when, you know, if you called me and said, hey, the dealer just offered me 2,000 for it. Sure they did, because they were trading and over allowing. Thank you. Darn. Thanks for calling. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jimmy. This, this, this power stroke's got too many miles on it for me to bid on the air. You there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

This power stroke has too many miles on it for me to bid it on the air.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Is it leather?

[Caller]

No, it's velour on the inside and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just a work, work, work truck. It's a thousand to two thousand bucks. Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, it's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Saying it's really a lot like that Taurus. It's just. I know it's got a great. You would get more for that 73 engine than you'll get for the entire truck. And I'm not kidding. If you pulled that seven three out, put it on a cherry picker and took a picture and put it on eBay, that 7:3 is going to bring more than the whole damn thing together.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 808. 7.3 liter diesel. Power stroke.

[Bob]

I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was known as a good option.

[J.D. Ryan]

The monster have a winner of the week this week. Something cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We had a. A hot rod convertible, white Mercedes 55AMG. It brought 65 grand. It made some money. It was a good one. Pretty, pretty. And then a loser of the week was a car just like Jimmy's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it happened to be a King Ranch. You know, that one got arbitrated again. Turley. That damn king at 06. King ranch. Inch was. We've sold it five times.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Who knows? I mean it just. We. Some of these cars we get from. Gimme the vin. We get put together on them because we, our drivers sometimes miss the inspection process. And. And that's why we've got to up our inspections on these high mileage diesels because that seems to be where we get slammed. We do real good. But on those we. We get hurt more than we get. And that's weird because that's good a category. You normally make a lot of money on the diesels. Yeah. Even the high mileage ones.

[Bob]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I can't seem to buy one that'll pass post sale inspection and that's tough. Post sale inspection. When dealers buy them at auctions, they.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get to look at them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they get to look at them, but they can give the auction $150 to inspect it and insure it for seven days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the auction says this is a good One we'll guarantee it's a good one for seven days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if they don't want to take that position, then they say, hey, this one's got this wrong. This wrong, this wrong. It didn't clear post sale. So in that situation, the dealer has an option to turn the deal down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Makes sense. That's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's green light selling versus red light selling. Red light. They don't have that option. Unless it's frame damage. Frame damage, flood. Not actual miles. Even on a red light, you can still turn them down. You gotta announce that stuff. I'm sorry, I'm getting too tight.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

People want to know, man, bring it back. Bring it back out. Hey, Austin a 13F 154x4 Lariat with 72 sounds pretty.

[Caller]

It's a perfect truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm all outside of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Are you want. Do you. Do you own another car?

[Caller]

I mean I need a one ton. I need a one ton, I need a 4500. I. I have a car hauling company so I just destruction tear. It doesn't much and I don't know if I want to keep it and have two notes or what about 18 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got equity, I can tell you that right now. If it's got 2 inch left, it's got the look. If it's got the look.

[Caller]

No, it's. It's the per. It's the. It don't look like a struck. It's a. It's a nice grown man struck and got a nice stance.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was done with class is what you're saying.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, cuz there's a difference. It doesn't have bull balls hanging from the Reese re receiver hand pitch, bright fluorescent green bull balls. I saw one the other day. A Dodge Dually that had fluorescent green bull balls and fluorescent green SS stripes on the hood and the roof and the tailgate. In the tailgate green, you know. The stripe matched the bull balls. So it was quite a presentation.

[Bob]

Quite a presentation.

[Caller]

This one dark blue. Four dark blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a lariat or an xlt? Fantastic.

[Caller]

No, it's. It's lariat. Hard lariat, navigation, Sunroof fully loaded, spraying bed line.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the wheels and tires? Everything.

[Caller]

It's got the, the stock wheels, the lariat wheels. What are they? The alloy and then it's got a Toyo at 2:33 12:50s. I got another 10,000 miles before I need to change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's Say you've got an eighteen thousand dollar payoff and I give you five thousand dollars check plus pay your truck off.

[Caller]

Sounds tempting.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should be because I'm throwing the bull balls at it. I'm trying.

[Caller]

I thought 25 is where I was at.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's a retail number and you might be able to get that if you want to run an ad and talk to people's bankers and listen to why they can't get financed.

[Caller]

I've sold you a couple vehicles before so I kind of know how the process works. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell me why. Everybody's listening. You've sold us cars before. How did the process work?

[Caller]

Work? Oh, smooth as can be man. Sold you my one of my mother's cars or my brother's cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of my own.

[Caller]

I literally gave a vin. You came, picked it up and had a check for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

The key thing we did what we said we would do.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I, that that's what I'm trying to get across people because people think this is too good to be true.

[Caller]

Cuz you know I tell everybody. Hey, I tell everybody. Call John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. I'm a 23 grand buyer on your truck.

[Caller]

23 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, thanks.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 and that's with leather roof and nav as you described to the the guy and a 2 inch lift. My name is John Clay Wolf and obviously as you heard from him, I buy cars [e-mail] and right here at 800800 radio coming up next, we have no idea but I promise it's going to be great.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll be huge.

[Bob]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Customers always say I don't need the money. I understand most of my customers don't need the money but they want the most money and that's why they're coming to me at give me the vin.com. this isn't some title max pawn shop deal. This is hard money, dealer money. The real world. My name is John Clay Wolf. Give me your VIN number, push a couple of pictures and I'll reply with an offer. Givemetheven.com fast, easy, hard money right now. No BS.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

It.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Stevie Wonder, the instrumental version. It's a good tune, Matt. A 12 Avenger with 100,000 miles on it's worth 3,3500. What city in Louisiana? What station you listening to?

[Caller]

92.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's the country station, right?

[Caller]

No, it's classic rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Well, Jennings, Louisiana, but the race is out of Lake Charles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we just started on Lake Charles. Classic rock. That's right. It's the Walton Johnson station down there. Cool, man, thanks. Yeah, we've got a drop zone if you're in Jennings. We can do it. We've got a drop zone in Lake Charles and in Scott. So just go to the website and load it up. We'll confirm it all up, all that good stuff. Here's another Louisiana. Harry, what station are you listening to in Louisiana?

[Caller]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 98. 1.

[Caller]

Yes, that's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's the monster stick in Louisiana. LSU football, right?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. I'm not originally from this area. Just moved down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed the 614 area code. Where's that?

[Caller]

Columbus, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha, gotcha does this trip.

[Caller]

This is an Ohio vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it has rust.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm afraid to bid it on the air. Go to givemetheven.com Send me the VIN in the miles and then take a couple of pictures of the truck and then take some close ups of the rest area so I can figure out what's to do with it.

[Caller]

All right. It's in pretty rough shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is probably a 500 rig. Aren't we all?

[Caller]

500.

[John Clay Wolf]

500 to 1000 depending. I just need to see it. I mean, I had a, I, I, I had a 2011 Ford truck the other day that had so much rust on it, it was totaled.

[Bob]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it wasn't worth fixing. I mean, it was all hollowed out. It was ridiculous. It was out of Galveston. I couldn't believe that a truck that young got that much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable.

[Bob]

I knew a girl like that in the 80s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she lived in Galveston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

But she was just rough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rusted out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, rusted out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Bob]

Poor little.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got, you know, we, we've got this opportunity where there's another big group that wants to utilize us and their brand and be powered by. Gimme the vin. And they have a big California presence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do they do the same thing you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but they, they Have a lot of listeners and they have. But if we lit up California, I've got, I've got to have logistics in la. I've got to have an auction rep. I mean, listen to what we do on the, on the auction block.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know who's. I gotta have somebody to stand up on the auction block in Los Angeles and do this. So. And that's me. That's what I do. I, I help. I can sell cars a little bit higher because. Because of the reputation I have and I stand behind them and all that good stuff. So I'd have to redesign that in that market. I mean it's like a 11 million. It'd be a big deal. Do you want to develop a drug problem and start swinging out to Los Angeles on the red eye?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, overnight.

[Producer]

I don't want to develop a drug problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you need to, to keep up with that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's L, A, B. You got to be up all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you just got fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm got fired. I don't know nothing about cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you stand up on the block and I can scream, scream. Sell that and slap a hose.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you do a little more than that, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. Yeah. Like this. You.

[Producer]

You entertained him too. Listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's John when he was 12. So I'm insinuating that I got laid at 13. Is that what the insinuation was? What grade would that be? Yeah, My first. My first. My first lover.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Was when she took her own life. Did she really? That's awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

At a young age.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so sorry.

[Bob]

She wasn't happy about you at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was like three years later, maybe two. It wasn't that long. It was weird. Very odd, Very strange. It was a very setup deal.

[Bob]

What did you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I. It was an array. It was a pre arranged meeting. I rode my bicycle over at her house.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old were you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere between 8th and 9th grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah, yeah. It's a little too young.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a little too young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old was she?

[John Clay Wolf]

I never talked to her again.

[Bob]

She was 34.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she wasn't 34.

[Bob]

I don't know how old was she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about a bummer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she? Yeah, she was about my age.

[Bob]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know how old she was. Same grade.

[Bob]

Well, so it's not your fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. It's a couple years afterwards.

[Bob]

I see. Because that's what I was thinking. It's not your fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Bob]

It was too beat yourself up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she had several lovers after me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had a reputation as such.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably. And she was an unhappy girl seeking motivation through sex. And she led herself to suicide. Hey, you know what? Here's a. Here's a happy note. Justin Bieber's writer, he's gonna be on tour in India. His writer came out. This is kind of funny. Some of the things he wants. You think rock stars, they have some pretty cool stuff. He wants an Indian yoga casket, a Jacuzzi.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Justin Bieber.

[J.D. Ryan]

Justin Bieber. Or Justin Bieber, if you believe. Yes. This show. Let's see. He'll have 10 shipping containers. He'll have two tour. Giant tour buses, 10 limousines. What else? Purple carnations. Nothing smaller than king sized beds. This goes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this for real?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is real. This actually came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to promote concerts and we would get riders from the bands that were promoting. So when Blues Traveler would come to town and we did their concert at the Bomb Factory in Dallas, I was young, I was 21. They would send us their list of demands, things they need. And Turley's probably aware of these, but it was ridiculous. This was in 1990 and three or four. I mean, all red M and M's. Oh, just.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I did was, I mean, they had all red M and M's. This kind of beer, this, this many, this kind of beers, this many, this kind of waters, this many, this kind of chips. I just said, carter, Cater barbecue. Just call Riskies and cater barbecue and bring them all barbecue. Yeah, let's see what they think. And they were happy. And I walked up to Popper and I was like, I didn't follow your rider if you didn't notice. And he's like, yeah. I was like, you're in Texas, buddy. We don't eat red M and M's.

[Bob]

We eat barbecue. And where would you get a batch of red M and M's?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you. You're supposed to go grab the big bag of M and M's and just dig out the colors they want.

[Bob]

Screw that.

[Producer]

Well, some of those riders too.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're.

[Producer]

That's by their advanced team and they're just kind of throwing stuff out. Throwing stuff out there. Just that they don't know what they want to cover, but they're going to cover everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bieber wants a private jet on call. Not that he needs it. He wants Also a helicopter standing by. 10 luxury sedans, 2 buses, 5 star hotel rooms, and 10 and 12 white handkerchiefs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him to kiss your butt.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Bieber. You can get away with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lane. Lane and Amarillo. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. You live in town or are you a country boy?

[Caller]

No, I live outside, a little north, out at Lake Meriden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He's got a 10xterra with a buck 30 on it. Leather and navigation. Is that correct?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a leather navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a sl.

[Caller]

It's the se, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure it's got factory nav? Because most of them don't.

[Caller]

The nav on, it's weird. It's factory, but it's, it's Garmin and it's built in, but it pops up. It looks like one of those Garmin units.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think it's factory?

[Caller]

I, I, that's who it was when I bought it. I just assumed it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new or used?

[Caller]

I mean, I bought it used, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S aftermarket, but that's okay. If it's got leather, it's a good truck. I think it's a $4,500 rig.

[Caller]

4,500?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just going.

[Caller]

Think about the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

Retail? You think I could get much more out of it, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, add two grand, you can ask two grand more than that and then jack with everybody in their banks and the bank won't finance the 130 on the miles and he needs half down and, you know. Yes, yes. If you can find the end user, yes. But the process of doing so can be painful. So it's your call. But if you want to sell it now, go to givemetheven.com and let us take a look at the vehicle history, because we'll get that from the VIN in the pictures and then we'll ask some more questions and we'll send you the offer letter and arrange pickup and payment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool, man.

[Caller]

I appreciate it. This is the first time I've heard your radio show. It's pretty cool. I like it. You guys do good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Anybody else on hold, please just go to givemethevin.com, load your car and we will email you an offer letter. Remember, the podcast goes up in about two hours for you guys, I swear, at 1:00 clock, they're like, where's the podcast? Yeah, relax, it's coming. And John Clay Wolf show is our website. You can see pictures of pretty JD and Babo there. Bios. Oh, we need to update JD's bio. He got fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please don't. Please don't help me. Just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's too funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't get fired. You make me sound like I did something.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you just got. You were a victim of layoff radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna chill. I got like a couple of months severance. I'm gonna chill out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice. Let's do a little after the show podcast we haven't done. Oh, you're out of time. But JD can run it. Okay, yeah, JD can run it. Sure. We'll be obviously live back 8:00 clock next Saturday morning. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Go hug a Latina pretty girl for me and give her a big kiss on the lips and say, happy Cinco de Mayo. And if you get slapped, it's your own damn fault. What else have you got, jd? Let's see.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, we got a guy from South Bend, Indiana, wants to buy the boat now for 30 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then we need to sell it to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

30 grand. Okay, we're in.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand. I'll sell it to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

South Bend, Indiana. Yeah, but was that the guy that said he was contingent on financing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him to go get his money lined up.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then start making offers. Why make offers on something if you can't afford to buy it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is exactly what I was telling the guy with a Nissan. See you next Saturday. Check, baby. Check baby. 1, 2, 3, 4. All right. So Bob, do you just want to sit behind the board or you want jd? JD can do it. I don't care. You got Bob's mic where he needs to be.

[Bob]

I'm here for you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you sit? Will you sit where Turley is, please? And where are my goddamn pictures?

[Bob]

Hey, she never did send pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

They told me they'd have me pictures this week because I said, will you sit behind the board, please? Remember, Casey, is Lou on the phone?

[Bob]

Tell them to get my pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, is it without doubt. The we are clear without broadcast that is very important. Baba. What are you going to do for Cinco de Mayo?

[Bob]

I already did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, you just get shit face drunk and shit yourself?

[Bob]

I. I did something different this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you.

[Bob]

I went home yesterday and went to bed at 5pm okay. Slept till midnight, got up and wrote my bits. Messed around 3 o', clock, I took a shower and drove on down. So I haven't been asleep since midnight. I actually feel a lot better than usual because usually I go to bed by 9 or 10 Friday night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob]

And I lay on my left side. And I lay on my right side. I just don't sleep well on Friday nights knowing this is coming up when.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re gonna get up.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

You know, so I heart Media. What are they pissed off about?

[John Clay Wolf]

They. It's saying that the stock is +00.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stock is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the stock's at 2, but they're $0.02. They're claiming that they're fixing to run out of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are out of money.

[Bob]

They've been out of money for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our current operating plan indicates we will continue to incur net losses and generate negative cash flows.

[Bob]

Don't freak out. Every time Kanye west comes out with an album, it comes back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that all. Is that the. That's all we need? More.

[Bob]

More meaningful hip hop?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no idea. That's very odd. Doesn't matter. We're not On Air. So, J.D. let's talk about the. The firing in recent layoffs.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and me. Let's talk about sex, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. About. About. What did it feel like when you got that call?

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, I got the. I got an email the night before.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

17 years with CBS? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got the email the night before saying, can you come in for a meeting at 8:30? Well, what is that? I mean, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew that moment. Yeah. Really? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's it from?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was from my boss, Paul Mann.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You knew at that moment?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have any warning signs?

[J.D. Ryan]

None. Zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you knew you were gonna get laid off at 8?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody calls for a meeting at 8:30. First of all, he knows I'm not a morning guy. Second of all, if there was a meeting that we were gonna have any other discussion, he would have said, hey, we're going to talk about blank. Can you come in about 8:30? That's his style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So for to be a one line, can you come in tomorrow? Meet me at 8:30. Can you come in tomorrow morning at 8:30? Nothing else? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not write back? What's this about?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I knew what it was about, but I didn't want to. He didn't want to explain.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you got there, did you make it easy for him?

[J.D. Ryan]

I totally made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I walked in, I went, so is this about my. Is this about my golden parachute? Hand me the check. I'm gonna hold my hand out. You guys just give me the check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what you did?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, Absolutely. And they're all kind of giggling, but they're uncomfortable giggling. And the HR lady's there, and she walks in and you can tell she's. You know, it's all corporate. And Gavin, who I love to death, starts doing the. Well, you know, CBS Radio has had a downturn and we've been. Gavin, stop with the political bs. Don't worry about it.

[Bob]

Don't even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just say, I already. I know what's going on. You know what's going on. Let's hug it out. Come here. Give me hug. It's like, dude, really? So, yeah, it was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Bob]

That's showbiz, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not. Dude, it's gonna be. It's a blessing, actually. It's gonna be a blessing. Trust me. I'm gonna take my own show, take this syndicated show, put video to it, and I'm gonna syndicate it myself. I'm gonna make at least twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna show those bastards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a matter matter of showing them. I love cbs, dude. That's the greatest company.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really are. The Dallas CBS guys are my favorite.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. I wouldn't work for. I mean, I. Heart's in a toilet. Cumulus is in the toilet. I wouldn't work for anybody else. CBS is amazing. And the people I work for, the best I've ever worked for in my life. And I'm not iheart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're stocks in the toilet, but. But, yeah, they're just.

[J.D. Ryan]

So is their management. So is our company.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's happened is the pressure is so high in that company that it keeps everybody on edge every day.

[Bob]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're all waiting for what happened to you?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're all waiting for the hack.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're all trying to preserve their position and their job and show, hey, I'm not the next guy to fall. I'm not the next guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And nobody will stand up and do anything because if you do something, stick your head up, boom, you get it. Just like in the freaking movie, you know? Hey, where's the Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was in Wichita Falls on Wednesday. I went up to see Lindy, of all things Bob, and they had a one o' clock conference call that everybody had to listen to. The sales managers and the GMs and some of the sales team. And it was sales 101. It was literally okay. You approach the client and you're selling snappy. Yeah, Seriously. Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have your tie match your shoes.

[Bob]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's revenue is what it's about.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the level of salespeople there. It's the level of salespeople that are left in broadcasting because all the good salespeople have gone on to do something else.

[Bob]

Really? Oh, Wichita Falls. They had heritage guys there that have been there for 30 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smaller markets are different.

[John Clay Wolf]

This wasn't small. This was a company wide conference call.

[Bob]

Oh, company wide.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Company wise.

[Bob]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know at CBS there are some wonderful heritage salespeople. But the lower guys, they make nothing. They give them nothing. It used to be a sales guy in Dallas would make 200, 300 or more. Now they're lucky. Lucky if they break 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's the top. Those are the top sales guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what? So tell me what you're gonna do with your show. You did, you told me. But how?

[J.D. Ryan]

Basically take the show, add video to it, which I couldn't do before along CBS owned it. I couldn't do anything. I couldn't expand it beyond CBS stations, the Texas State Network. I can only do those stations because they owned it. Now I own it. I can take it too. I may take it some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you tell them that you want to do this and that you'll still push it for free because that what it'll do is help promote your TV show?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, I'll bring it back to them. That wasn't the time or place to talk about my future plans. I just wanted to get. I literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because actually you could. If they could still sell it and they don't have to pay you, I'll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring it back around to them. Yeah, I will definitely offer to CBS Dallas first. But that wasn't the time or place. I was back in my car. The meeting was 8:30. I was in my car at 8:33.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was just, I was like, okay, show me where to sign it. I'm just 30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was party in there?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he wasn't. But I love Brian Purdy. Brian Purdy is the best, seriously, the best market manager I've ever worked for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree with that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Walk through fire for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree with that too. Bob, how's your situation?

[Bob]

Oh, I'm steady Teddy man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you?

[Bob]

Afternoons, Afternoons, you know, I mean I'm on the air from noon until six. The noon hour is full of a local news broadcast and a bunch of giveaway stuff. There's a birthday list at 12:45. One until one until six is me. But the five o' clock hour has news and stuff too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So guess who I saw last night? I'm at on the Border in Burleson, Texas. Stop by like the good alcoholic I'm trying to be and have my two big fishbowl beers. And guess who's playing on the outdoor stage to the restaurant patrons? Johnny Cooper.

[Bob]

Really? Johnny Cooper?

[John Clay Wolf]

The last time I saw Johnny Cooper, he had sold out Billy Bob's wall to wall.

[Bob]

Shame about Cooper, man. What's he doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's playing on the border is what he's doing. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he have a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Johnny Cooper? Johnny Cooper. He is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas to you.

[Bob]

Big up and comer in the early days of the red dirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Red Dirt guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He was great. He still is great. But he was one of those guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jack Ingram, and he couldn't get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, he did. No, Jack. Jack Found Jack got enough airplay to. I mean, no, I mean, Jack was at Bob Kingsley's reunion with Alabama and the Judds. Jack got the recognition. Johnny never got it. Johnny's more talented than Jack. All day long I listen to Jack. I bought Jack's new I know. Hotel motel thing and I. It just wasn't me. But yeah, Jack's kind of famous for being famous at this point.

[Bob]

Johnny's too country fied to really get the recognition that he deserves because he just. He's fine in that niche, but he's so much more than that. You know, he's like. Like Billy Joel kind of transcended genre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Atlantis. Morissette's manager, Scott Welch signed him and said, you're the next Atlantis. And he believed that to be true.

[J.D. Ryan]

And nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because same thing, same trouble we have. He doesn't fit on a format.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same. You know, but. But again, a lot of that's hit and miss. Look at Jimmy Buffett didn't fit anything, but stayed with it long enough and sort of make doing what you're doing, which is making a business plan to make it work. Jimmy Buffett didn't fit pop. He didn't fit country.

[Bob]

He didn't 20 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 years to be able to sell it. And he still hates radio because radio never supported him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And speaking of, you were spending vinyl back then, where would he have been? On what stations do you remember playing? Come Monday was a hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come Monday was a hit on. On adult. What's called adult contemporary and kind of pop stations. I was. I worked at a top 40 pop station station.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it was top 40. I know we played it, right. And then he was Cheeseburger and then he had Volcano and then he kind of went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I mean, then he kind of went away and he's a multi zillionaire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now when he has a show. I've never been to one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I need to go monstrous at least once?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the Grateful Dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. The show is on Saturday. People start showing up on Thursday to have parking lot parties and by Friday you can't get a parking place. Yes. So it's a party. It's a huge event. He sells out everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely sells it out months ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, have you been one?

[Bob]

Oh, man, I've been to five and I've been to a lot of shows. I've never seen a wilder, more drugged out crowd than at the Buffet concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you being serious?

[Bob]

No, that's true. That's serious. JD will tell you, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's alcohol. It's not drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's alcohol.

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't seen. I've never seen drugs, but I haven't seen alcohol.

[Bob]

I've been in general admission for four of those five shows and there's a lot of dope in there there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've had reserve seats, so I didn't see the drug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you smoke pot and not get in trouble there?

[Bob]

You better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bob]

Yeah. And in general admission at a Buffett, he makes fun of it on radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that smell?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't smoked any grass in forever.

[Bob]

Dude, we saw Tom Petty last Saturday night or Saturday before last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before Dwight Yokum.

[Bob]

American Airlines Center.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

I didn't think there'd be smoking going on in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavy duty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Bob]

It was like a fog inator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob]

It was crazy. Yeah, really. Just I walked out of there, my eyes were. Were bloodshot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you high off of the aroma?

[Bob]

I believe so, a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have any of your own?

[Bob]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got baked off of the environment second hand.

[Bob]

At the Tom Petty show. They were smoking heavily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that better for you, the second hand?

[Bob]

I don't know. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really.

[Bob]

I don't think same.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, we're going to the boat. You're going to the boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm going to the boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're party on a boat. Oh, you take the boat out. I just mean your family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now that it's not selling quickly because this guy wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he doesn't even have any money.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, these people are all. They're all wanting to see. They're all tired, they're all propeller kickers. I mean, it's been nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell them sure. Get your financing lined up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make sure that basically, I said that to him. I wrote back what you said, gather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your money up, dude, and then start making offers. Right. Don't go around and start making offers on shit you don't know if you can buy.

[Bob]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to write it like that? Do you mean to transcribe that? That's just obnoxious. Summer.

[J.D. Ryan]

You really want to get rid of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I kind of play with it. I say. I say we play with it.

[Bob]

So is pre approval. Is that apropos for a deal like this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. They go to their bank and say, hey, I'm trying to buy this at books for this. And I mean, what if they'll loan him 25? They'll loan them 28. They'll loan them 42 books for a lot more. They're either going to loan him the money or not. And going around and trying to. They just upped the slip space to 400amonth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a great slip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slip. So when you try to start at the starter's not kicking, it just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the solenoid kicks. Here's what. Here's what happened. We didn't say this on the air, but the mechanic went out the other day to look at the trim tabs, and he turned the batteries off. I don't think. I think when you do that, I don't think the trickle. The trickle charge works. That's what I think happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I went down there and I turned it back on, and I'm hearing the solenoid go. But nothing. It's not turning. Okay, so I'm gonna go out after the show when we finish this and see if it starts. And I'll bet a million dollars it does.

[Bob]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you feel comfortable driving it yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. I mean, I will. I don't feel like I'm gonna. I just haven't taken it out yet. It's like you feel comfortable driving a limo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you done it? Twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been out with somebody, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I let them drive once or twice.

[Bob]

Twice, But.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they drove it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the radio is working now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all that matters, man. That's why I wanted to sell it. If the radio is working, why the hell would you sell it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, radio works. Everything works. I mean, we had the one. One trip tab issue, but after that, 100, nothing, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, are you gonna drink tonight for Cinco de Mayo?

[Bob]

I don't know what I'll do. You know, I'm. My clock is on such a shifty deal. Yeah. I may. I mean, if. If I got the time and some whiskey. You better bet I will. Saturday night, man. My son, I think, is probably working at the Chicken Shack. He works at the Chicken Express now. So he'll probably be gone from four until closing time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does he see a lot of black people come through? There's not many black people in Bowie, but they will hit the Chicken House. Not in the rural areas.

[Bob]

Not in Bowie. Bowie. Bowie, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a friend that owned a Chicken Express in East Texas. And he said the purple drink and the orange drink and the red drink were crowd faves.

[Bob]

Good business to have, by the way. I had no idea I was talking to one of the regional guys with was in last week. Do you know how little their food cost is for a chicken place? Just strictly a chicken place. No, cuz nobody ever gets the catfish right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

You can make a gazillion buku buku dollars a week in there, man. It's crazy. I think we need to get this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Babo's Chicken House.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the name of the chicken place on Breaking Bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

El Polo. They need to open. They need to franchise that. Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I was thinking. If it's not real, it needs to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been watching Saul?

[J.D. Ryan]

I want a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Bob. Have you. Are you.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you watching it now?

[Bob]

I haven't missed an episode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this week. Not the awesome dude it brought. Full game on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw the two brothers go in down with the Lawyers.

[Bob]

The first scene in episode three, they're back around the pool with Manny from Scarface. He's like the kingpin, you know, in Mexico. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And here comes Hector, Tuco's uncle. And he brings him money. And then Gus's guy brings him a lot more money. And then Hector gets pissed and goes up to Albuquerque, rolls Gus's Chicken house. Said, listen, you work for me. You quit up my deal. Or basically says, I'll kill you. And Gus is like, hey, did you clear this with the cartel boss? He said, I am the cartel boss. And it was in the Mike. And you see where the connection came with Mike. Remember Mike, the bald guy? Yeah, the ball guy. So Gus, before the episode, before he got Mike to bait one of Hector's trucks. And it was really interesting how he did it. So Hector's truck was going across the border to the United States. Mike went to Mexico, sat up on a cliff, knew where it was coming. He took.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, I saw this part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two tennis shoes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And loaded them with cocaine.

[Bob]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And hung them from a high wire because he knew where they were going to stop to get their guns or put their guns.

[Bob]

Yeah, they always put their guns underground.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he shoots the. He. He. When the truck stops, he shoots the shoe and the cocaine drops down on top of it. So when they get to customs, the dogs smell it. And did you hear Hank in the background? No, the. The brother in law.

[Bob]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is he. You got him down yet? That was Hank.

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And so anyway, the. It's building into Breaking Bad now. Okay. And. And Gus is convinced that Mike is the man and he's gonna help him be the guy. The guy that knocks off. What was the. Hector?

[Bob]

Yeah, Hector.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's trying to talk Mike into being his man. And Mike's like, I'm not interested, not interested. But obviously, as you see the show, he wound up running the whole team for Gus.

[Bob]

But yeah, he tried to pay Mike off. And Mike's like, I didn't do it for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Yeah. He gave him like 30 grand. He threw it back at him. He's not even want it. No, it's good, it's good. It's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very slow paced.

[John Clay Wolf]

First two seasons were very slow. Yeah, this is the one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Now it's back on. It's just Breaking Bad too, so.

[Bob]

Love it, man. I'd like to see more of that Albuquerque Universe. Yeah, done. I don't know what other spin offs.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could come up with.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're for sure off the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Right. Does it feel good?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

You're fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got fired, sucker.

[Bob]

I know how they feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love CBS because they might listen to this podcast. No, they are.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[Bob]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gavin protected you, dude. Absolutely, Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're my best friends. They tried to make Paul, man and. And Gavin are truly friends. Way beyond being bosses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Do you still hang with Gavin at all?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely. I mean, from time to time. Not like we're buddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he still think I'm a prick?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he never did.

[Bob]

Did he think you were a prick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cuz I called Gavin one day and I was talking to him about us doing afternoon drive instead of Ben and skin on 153. Yeah. And then when we hung up, I called JD.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said hello. And I said that he doesn't Da.

[Caller]

Da da da da.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was cussing and Ben and skins suck and he's never gonna give us the shot. And he said, hey, John, it wasn't jd, it was Gavin. I called the program Director back on accident.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thought I was talking to Jake.

[Bob]

Yeah, that happens to you more than anybody else. I know, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I apologized.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to apologize to CarMax this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember last week when we had the listener pretty hard? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They heard it. Well, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you said, it was not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. But they. They. I sell them cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So on Tuesday, when we were going through the auction and I noticed we didn't have a CarMax buyer in the lane, I was like, what the hell's going on? And then it hit me. I'm like, they're pissed is what's going on. And I asked the guys, like, why weren't you in my lane day? So I was told by corporate not to buy any of your cars. Like, okay. So I'm like, all right, well, that's gonna hurt. It's not gonna hurt bad, but it's gonna hurt a little bit. And, I mean, it's not gonna change everything, but I'd. Like, they're not that great a buyer, but they're good backup bidders.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, fuck. Well, I. Okay, so no reason to. Yeah. I've got two choices here. Go all out and go ballistic and. Or make up and lighten up. Do I really need to be banging on them to make my business successful? No. But does it legitimize the fact in some cases, yes. So if they're gonna cut me off and not doing business with me, then, yeah, I've got nothing to lose. And I go all in as long as I stay within the law and don't break the rules. But it'd probably be a better business decision to be cool, shut up, and be their friend again, and get it back in the lane. So I talked to the director of CarMax Southwest Region, and I talked to a couple of friends in there and made it up to him. And he said, we're gonna look at it. But I said, hey, I'm sorry. I took it too fucking far. I didn't realize it. I got caught up in the moment. I mean, and I was radio Johnny and doing it outside the studio stunt, and it was not planned. It just fell into my lap, and JD didn't stop me, and he should have. It's his fault. I blamed it all on you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna fire him if they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

When that was going on, did any of y' all even think, hey, you're going too far.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just seem to know where you're going and you need to. So know your limits. So I. Why would I stop you in that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, who might say you stop?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. Everything was cool until I got there.

[Bob]

Representatives, who you are, man, I, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything was cool until I got that CarMax employee on the air. That was, that was when I took it too far. And, and that was, you know the FCC rules.

[J.D. Ryan]

You kind of know the car business rules, so I didn't know where to stop you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Either of you listened to that podcast?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob]

That sounded really good. I mean, that was stern level funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it worth it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

When you're telling the guy, go there and yell, carmax sucks. Carmax can't make you off, or whatever you told him to say. Really good moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bringing on the heartbreak.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I probably shouldn't had taken it that far. I. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if they, you know, we'll see. If they're gonna pop back in the lane, then I'm gonna play nicer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if they're not, then I'm gonna play rougher. You know, it just. Then I've got nothing to lose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like, I told them, I'm like, dude, with y' all is like with the government. I mean, it's like with politicians. Y' all are so big. You're Walmart. I mean, you know, hurt you. Yeah. I mean, it's not. I'm not going to hurt you, but b, it's just like. Yeah. I mean, because you are the gold standard for what we do. You are the public image. You've been. I mean, and I want part of it, and we've got part of it. How much of it do we want? I mean, I'm pretty cool with what we got, but if they're not going to, you know, if, if they're going to try to stonewall me, then, yeah, I'm going to fight back bigger than I ever have. That's just my personality.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And. But the bet here's the problem is the best, the most I've ever grown in business, anytime is when I get in a war with somebody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, every time. Because I get out of bed, I get out of bed ready to go, and I go to sleep pissed off. And that's a pretty big elephant to tackle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I know me, and I'm gonna perform better if I'm pissed off, so I don't know. We'll see.

[Bob]

Ride the lightning.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we done? We wrap it later, guys.

[Caller]

Sa.