#99 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #99

Date: February 13, 2026
Main Theme: Wild, unfiltered Saturday-morning radio: car deals, rock & roll, wild stories, and a heavy dose of irreverent humor
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Regulars: Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Turley, special segments and recurring "characters"

Episode Overview

This marathon episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show blends live car deals, off-color banter about everything from hangover cures to strip clubs and yacht parties, rock 'n roll nostalgia, and recurring gags with cast members and listeners. Despite being billed as a car show, the hosts make clear that their brand is equal parts “BS and less cars” – with the phone lines constantly alive for callers wanting to sell cars, chime in on absurd topics, or share stories.

Tone: Lively, chaotic, unfiltered, blue-collar, with a healthy disregard for being FCC-friendly (while never quite crossing the line).

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Saturday Morning Vibes & Hangover Cures

[02:36-06:05]

• John confesses to being hungover after his wife and kids left town (“I'm a little out of it this morning” - John, 03:02).
• Panel swaps stories and "hood hangover remedies."
• “DJ, you got any hood recipes for hangover?” (04:03)
  – DJ: "Yeah. Keep drinking." (04:08)
• On listeners' role: “If you got a hangover remedy or hood remedy, 800-800-7234. I know I'm gonna need it” (04:52)

2. Fast-Paced Car Deals & Listener Calls

[06:08-20:00 and throughout]

• Live negotiation with callers selling cars—Civics, RAV4s, FJ Cruisers, Vettes, Camaros, etc.
• On-the-fly appraisals without reference materials: “No book, no computer. I’ve got nothing… just my gut” (07:39)
• Humor about car histories: “I cannot be buying chlamydia for the same price as private school” (08:16)
• Boasts about GiveMeTheVIN.com beating CarMax, offering to send listeners $100 if they can’t.

3. Absurd Banter, Riffing, and Satire

• Mock debates about female-friendly radio (“The show’s not female-friendly. If you’re a female, turn it off right now!” – [35:49])
• On the party scene: Strippers who travel for big events, NBA finals, wild tales from listeners and the crew.
• Quick debates about what “hobosexual” means and the nature of certain relationships (55:56).
• Bobbo’s impersonations (Rush Limbaugh, Axl Rose gospel, etc.):
  • Bobbo as Axl Rose: “Take me down to Nazareth... how great thou art, Jesus…” (22:46)
  • Bobbo as Rush: “BC powders, Juicy Fruit gum and Texan Grapefruit Juice. Tastes horrible, but it works” (39:09)

4. Rock & Roll Memories & Tributes

[18:13-19:35, 43:10-44:19 and scattered]

• Tribute to Gregg Allman’s passing (“Since he died this week, I'm gonna put him number two behind Robert Plant as best male vocalist of all time” – John, 18:31)
• Panel debates music nostalgia, spontaneous cover song impressions, and concert stories (The Cult, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen...).
• Running jokes about which musical acts are overrated/underrated—“I think I'd rather go see the Cult. I thought I loved U2” (89:13)
• Extended riffing on tambourine heroes: “Best tambourine player in the business is Ian what's-his-ass from The Cult” (124:51)

5. Satirical News & Social Commentary

• News riffs lampooned through “Casey Kasem” countdowns and parody segments (Top 10 Tiger Woods lines, 99:05)
• The gang breaks down the Kathy Griffin/Trump decapitation controversy and her lost endorsement deals: “The worst part... she lost her endorsement deal with Squatty Potty.” (82:09)
• Pat Robertson’s advice to “beat children into Christianity” lampooned: “Would you rather go out with a girl with a good bill of health or one with Hep C?” (08:02)

6. Recurring Antics & Call-Ins

• “Stuff We Found in Cars” game show, this week featuring a loaded gun forgotten in a Chevy Silverado (57:45-68:21).
  • “What are the options, Turley?” (59:15)
  • Winner gets Travis Tritt tickets.
• Randy the Chipmunk’s gambling addiction and sports predictions ("NBA Finals, boys! Down the hatch, Old Randy’s up a couple hundred already" - 140:34)

7. Listener Stories, Relationships, and More “BS Than Cars”

• Woman calls in to say how much she enjoys the show despite its “non-female-friendly” rep: “You guys crack me up the whole way home!” (51:10)
• Real-life car-sale drama: ex-husbands keying cars, college romances with climbing exes, stripper guests with NBA tales.

8. Satire & Comedy Bits

• Wolf Show Players—Comic “storytime” sketches in school settings (89:22)
• Mocked-up “White/Black/Latino/Other” game with news-of-the-weird headlines for absurd real/fake news stories (148:10)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On dealmaking:
  “I buy cars off descriptions for 20 years, off the radio for 10. Why can’t I buy yours off a picture on my website?” – John, 17:13

• On hangovers:
  “You want a hood hangover cure? Keep drinking.” – DJ, 04:08

• On honesty:
  “If 10 grand won’t buy it, we’re just done. My BS sensitivity is low.” – John, 06:53

• Classic deadpan:
  “I cannot be buying chlamydia for the same price as private school.” – John, 08:16

• On being ‘female friendly’:
  “They don’t think we’re female friendly. This lady sounds pretty friendly.” – John, 12:01

• On “Stuff Found in Cars”:
  “We found a gun in a car. This is the first gun we found.” – John, 67:00

• On binge vs. alcoholic:
  “If your wife leaves with the kids, and you drink every night, at what point can you be called an alcoholic?”
  – “That’s not alcoholic. That’s binge drinking.” – [54:20]

• Police officer calls in:
  “We used to call it the felony tree stop. If we’ve seen [an air freshener] in the car, we’d start looking for probable cause.” – Officer Jack, 61:27

• Randy the Chipmunk’s sports betting binge:
  “I made a hundred on the Warriors to win game one... Plus 3300, my ten bucks got me $325!” – Randy, 141:14

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Pop Culture & Sports Riffing

• Tribute to recently deceased Gregg Allman.
• Tiger Woods DUI headlines get the Top 10 treatment.
• Discussion of Tesla’s value, cost-of-ownership, and the electric car “craze.”
• NBA Finals & LeBron vs. Michael Jordan legacy debates.
• Car auction & dealership “inside baseball.”

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Audience Engagement & Interactive Games

• Call-ins for selling cars, hangover remedies, and “White/Black/Latino/Other” news games.
• Social media plugged throughout (listeners encouraged to like the Facebook page, post photos, and participate in games).

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Signature Segments with Timestamps

• Hangover Remed(ies): 03:03–05:03
• Car appraisals (Civic SI): 06:18–08:35
• Pat Robertson Skewering: 14:17–14:48
• Call-in: ex-husband keys girlfriend’s Silverado: 68:54–70:46
• Stuff We Found in Cars (gun bit): 57:45–68:21
• Police Officer on ‘Felony Tree Stop’: 61:06–62:36
• Rock & Roll and Concert Stories: 18:13, 124:07, scattered throughout
• Randy the Chipmunk’s NBA Gambling: 140:26–143:33
• Top 10: Tiger Woods DUI: 99:05–100:24

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Takeaways for the Uninitiated

• “Car show” in name only—expect fast-paced car appraisals amidst wild, uncensored comedy, rock nostalgia, and recurring gags.
• Heavy audience participation: calls, games, and getting real offers for their vehicles.
• Humor is blue-collar, edgy, and occasionally purposefully offensive—if easily triggered, beware.
• Recurring inside jokes/cast members create “family” feeling for regulars but welcome new listeners in on the joke.
• If you want a cheap car, have a wild story, or just like being entertained on a Saturday morning – this show is for you.

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Closing Thought:
“More BS, less cars.” – David, Listener (71:00)
And that about sums up the wild, untamed spirit of The John Clay Wolfe Show.

Transcript

[A]

Foreign. The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com.

[B]

Okay, whenever we're ready. Good morning, America. How are you? Morning, Balbo.

[C]

If it's Saturday, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf program. Everyone. Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[B]

Good morning, Michael. Turley.

[A]

Yo.

[B]

Running everything?

[C]

You seem a little ruffled this morning.

[B]

What's that? Me? I overslept. And it's been raining all night and the electricity went out.

[C]

Ha.

[B]

I'm just. I'm just late, that's all.

[C]

Saturday morning and your dog ate your homework.

[B]

How'd you know?

[A]

PDs love when you complain on the radio. That's what everybody wants to hear in the morning.

[B]

I forgot.

[A]

We're worried. Come on, J.D. we're worried about this stuff.

[B]

We're worried about the program directors. My bad. Hey, it's a beautiful day and I'm doing great. How are you, Bobbo?

[C]

I'm just trying to commiserate with you.

[B]

It's a lovely Saturday morning. Little rain showers, but you're gonna be nice later the day. Traffic coming up at 7.

[A]

21.

[C]

Trouble like that before. I woke up this morning. Yeah, you've been up 45.

[A]

No, he's been here. I was late.

[B]

You've been here.

[C]

I got to work. My son said, dad, you're fired. Sound miserable. All right.

[B]

Okay. We're going somewhere with this or my.

[C]

Program director going to give me hell. Probably. We'll be okay.

[B]

Yeah, I think so. I believe.

[C]

Wonderful to see you. It's always a. You know, this time of year.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Is just the most loveliest time of year to be alive.

[B]

Time of the year to be alive.

[C]

And I don't care. Daytime, nighttime, night time, middle of the morning.

[A]

What day is it? What time is it? Good morning. Proper central. It's 808 central. It's raining outside. Good morning, everyone. What time? What? It's Saturday.

[B]

Saturday morning. Still.

[A]

Gotcha. My old lady. I don't know if I told you this, Turley, but my old lady left town. What? I don't know if she left me, but she left town, not the country.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And she took all the kids. And she hadn't come back.

[B]

She went to another country.

[A]

So I've been getting my drink on. No.

[C]

Good. Good.

[A]

And I'm a little out of it this morning.

[B]

No, you.

[D]

Saturday.

[B]

Get out of here. That's silly. Now you're just making stuff Up.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I did. That's what you wore yesterday, right? It is. It is. Well, I slept. I didn't realize. Bobby, you really didn't know I was in the other room sleeping.

[C]

I really didn't know you were here.

[B]

You were.

[A]

I did, but I want to say anything because Bob would then would have made some noise and woke you up. Shut up. Thank you. Thank you, Mike. Yeah, Bob cannot help but wait. I heard him. He woke me up when he walked in whistling Dicks. Like zippity doo dah at five this morning. You were whistling when you were coming through the door. Yeah, I was like, wow, whatever that guy's on, I need two of them. Hey, where's dj? Dj, I need you.

[C]

He's with us.

[A]

Zippity doo doo phone numbers. 800800 radio. DJ. DJ. I know that you're the, the blackest white man alive. And, and do you have any, do you have any hood recipes for hangover? Hood recipes? Yeah. Keep drinking.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Get another 40.

[B]

It's about as hood as it gets.

[A]

Well then I just got a coffee. Is that not going to help? Know, maybe a coffee and a blunt.

[B]

Wide awake drunk.

[A]

Yeah, you know, I always went with a 40 and a blunt myself. Well, do you have any BC powder is kind of like pro ball stuff. Do you have any of that on there?

[C]

Yeah, I don't.

[A]

You know, would, would you make a note to make a plan to go get me some BC powder here like within the hour? Cuz I know I'm, I know I'm going to need it. All right. Have you ever done BC powders? Have I ever done BC powder? Like snored them? I mean, like, have you ever used them? Nah, that's a little too old school for me. That stuff works? Oh yeah, it works.

[B]

Killer. That's good.

[A]

If you guys have hangover remedy. Remedy or hood remedy. 800-807-234. I, I, I'm going to need some help. I'm okay right now, but I know I'm going to fade. Yeah, it's, I know I'm going to fade.

[C]

I used to like that old Buffett.

[B]

Becomes 17 when his wife leaves town. He just like high school days.

[A]

You don't have anywhere to go.

[B]

You got nowhere to go.

[A]

You got nowhere to go. All your buddies are pulling on you. I'm like, dj, man.

[B]

I'm just rolling, just rolling, man.

[A]

What you do night, dj? What did I do last night? Nothing. I went to sleep because I got to be up at 6 how about that?

[B]

When he acts more mature than you do.

[A]

Wow. But before that I just did hood rat stuff with my friends. BC powders. Well, you go to a bar and you don't, you start, you run into friends, you start talking in time. Man, I'm gonna have one more beer. One more beer. And I mean I had like 10. That's a lot of beers for me. That's a lot of beers for anybody. For me.

[B]

For me it's an amateur.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Depending on the beer. Yeah.

[A]

And you're like, it's new. I mean it's, it's 10. And you look up and it's 12. And it's 12. You look up and it's like 145. You're like, damn. Damn. How's that happen?

[B]

Time warp.

[A]

I haven't eaten anything. I don't have any BC powder.

[B]

Evening with an Excedrin and an aleve. Trust me.

[A]

B.C. powder. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, who's this? Is the caller? Monty. Monty. What do you want?

[E]

I want to sell my car.

[A]

Yeah, well, what you got?

[B]

Come to the right spot.

[E]

I got a 2012 Honda Civic. Si.

[A]

Cool, cool. Is it a good miles or crap miles?

[E]

I think it's pretty good. I mean it's, it right at about 61,000.

[A]

It's okay. Leather, cloth. Leather, Cloth.

[E]

It's cloth. It's cloth.

[A]

Is it more than ten grand? Cuz if it is, I'm going to.

[E]

Hang up out in the ballpark.

[A]

My, my, my threshold of pain this morning is not, is short. I will buy your car. I will buy your car. But my BS sensitivity is low, so I mean if 10 grand won't buy it, we're just done. We need to start talking about something else.

[E]

If you could do 10. Exactly, I could do that. I can't go lower than that.

[A]

Where do you live?

[E]

In Grand Prairie.

[A]

So tell me this. If people were asking me this last night, okay, do I know you, Mr. Grand Prairie? I don't even know your name.

[E]

Monty.

[A]

Right, so, so what was people don't understand. They think I'm cheating or these calls are pre recorded or Right. I've got no book, I've got no computer. I've got nothing.

[B]

You're sitting here with a coffee in.

[A]

The dark and we went. Was ten grand your real number? I mean, is that really so. I'm just saying I know my cars.

[B]

Yeah, you've done it for a while.

[A]

Yeah, I mean this guy knows that this car, he's more into it than I am. And we're on the same page, so. All right, well, if 10 grand buys it, then I'm gonna buy it. If it has a clean carfax, if it's got a dirty carfax, it's like, would you go. Would you rather go out with a girl that's got a good bill of health or one that's got a little Hep C?

[E]

Yeah, I get. You know, it's perfect. Shave, never been in a wreck.

[A]

Okay. I cannot be buying chlamydia for the same price as private school.

[E]

I get you.

[A]

All right, man. Well, go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's go. Well, you don't get paid today or Monday.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

If I could do it, like, Monday would be great.

[A]

Monday's great with me.

[E]

Awesome. I'm gonna do it now.

[C]

Thanks.

[A]

800. 800. Did I give too much? I have no idea. No, Si.

[B]

Not at all.

[A]

It's a good car. All right. Yeah, 800. That's what my gut told me. I'm just gonna go with my gut. I mean, you go with your gut. Where is your computer?

[B]

Where's your computer?

[A]

I left my charger at the house, and it's a long story.

[B]

That's gonna be a good day to call in.

[A]

And, boy, if you want all the money today, why do I have Travis Tritt tickets on my desk? I think those are courtesy of Babo's radio station. Oh, great. Radio station.

[B]

Where's Travis coming to?

[C]

Kbbo, baby.

[A]

Where's he going?

[C]

Bomb Billy Bob's.

[A]

Oh, good.

[B]

Tonight.

[A]

So he's gonna be somebody. Should we.

[B]

You have T, R O U B L e. Oh, no.

[A]

800, 800. Seven, two three, four. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Hi.

[E]

I was looking to sell my 2008 RAV4.

[A]

Okay. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Sticker? Automatic.

[E]

It's automatic.

[A]

How many miles?

[E]

58,000.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[B]

Garland.

[A]

Garland? Well, the Dallas people are up early.

[B]

Yeah, been raining all night. Thunder been waking people up.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[A]

Okay. I'm talking about you, not the car.

[E]

The car has. The car has a couple of scratches on it. I took it by Carmax.

[A]

God, that opens a whole ball of wax.

[B]

Now you've said it. Oh, jeez. All you have to just bring it up?

[A]

Yeah. That guy that called in the show to weeks ago or three weeks ago, and he was going to Carmax, and we told him to call us from there. And we got into bidding more with the Carmax buyer. On the air. And man, carmax got so mad at me. Oh yeah, they got way but hurt. They didn't see it as that.

[C]

I don't care.

[A]

It's a junk car anyway. So what did carmax hit it? Let me guess. Okay, you got 08 cloth. Before you tell me, I want to guess. I like guessing.08 says your body style. What's a four cylinder or six?

[E]

It's the four cylinder.

[A]

Did they hit it in nine grand?

[E]

Oh, no. But if you would, I'd be happy. I've got my eye on a new jeep wrangler.

[A]

What? What, what what? What's your printout? What did the offer letter say from them?

[E]

7, 500.

[A]

Yeah, I'll beat that. I'm. I'm not gonna give nine grand. I'm just shooting off the top of my head, but I'll beat that. So you want to buy a new jeep wrangler? When do you want to sell me this car? Say I'll give it. Okay, well then go to givemetheven.com say a CarMax was 75. John said he's going to beat it. How much you going to beat it by? And they'll answer it back. Right now our buyers are in the other room. There's 12 guys in there just handling customers. Give me the. Give me the vin dot com. Hey, how long did that carmax thing take? Really? Like from the time you left to the time you got back. How much time did it take you?

[E]

A couple hours.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I thought. This is a little quicker. Is this the first time you've ever listened to us on the radio?

[E]

No, I listen all the time. Randy the squirrel.

[A]

Okay. And Randy's coming in and Tony ramos dad's coming in and wrestling boss coming in and uncle Waldo's coming in and s found in cars and buster. We have a full lineup. But I'm glad you know, you are a female as I as. Unless you're a cross dresser with a hell of an accent.

[E]

But no, I'm female.

[A]

I was talking to the program directors about us and they don't think we're female friendly. And this lady sounds pretty friendly.

[B]

Very friendly.

[D]

Maybe if you got a squirrel, you would be.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he's a pet.

[D]

I look like a damn squirrel.

[B]

He's a pet. No, you don't.

[D]

What's going on?

[A]

Hi, Randy the raccoon. No, he's not a raccoon.

[B]

What are you?

[D]

They're trying to start to feel really good about myself.

[B]

What are you?

[D]

Somebody says randy the Squirrel. I sure like Randy. Think he's crazy?

[A]

Oh, he's a chipmunk.

[B]

Chipmunk.

[D]

He don't like talk about his nuts.

[A]

Damn it.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Okay, I'll leave you alone. Are we good?

[E]

We're.

[A]

Goodbye.

[B]

They don't see you, Randy. That's the problem. If they saw you, they'd know.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[B]

You should do appearances.

[C]

He gets mad.

[B]

Yeah, he does. It's time of the morning.

[A]

There's something about a girl in a Jeep Wrangler. Yeah. You know, I invented the Jeep Wrangler. I believe that. Satan. Good morning, Satan. It's good to see you. Zay's here in the studio with us. Hi, everyone. Prince of Darkness here.

[B]

You invented the Jeep Wrangler?

[A]

Yeah, it was World War II. They were getting bogged down pretty good. We, I talked to Willis, guy that owned the Willis Company. I thought that was the guy from Different Strokes.

[B]

Yeah, me too.

[A]

No, no. He said, you know, I gotta get this four wheel drive. I gotta sell more of these to the Army. I said, hey, man. Hey, man. Do this.

[B]

Make it a little wider wheelbase and.

[A]

Put four wheel drive on it.

[B]

You're involved.

[A]

Open air, no hash. He said, what you talk about, Devil made a million bucks. What you talking about, devil?

[C]

And all it cost him was his soul.

[A]

And that's the art of the deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[B]

The art of the deal.

[A]

What's the top 10 to 10 about today, J.D.

[B]

I don't have one.

[A]

What? Casey case?

[B]

Him.

[C]

Come on.

[B]

Casey.

[A]

Casey, y'. All. I come here so y' all entertain me. I'm excited. I want to know what's on deck.

[B]

What do you want to talk about? You want to talk about Tiger Woods? You want to talk about Kathy Griffin? You want to talk about anyone else ruin their career this week?

[A]

We got a lot of good material this week to work with.

[B]

We have white, black or Hispanic or other.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

We have Pat Robertson back in the news. Pat Robertson. Non religious children should be beaten until respect Christian beliefs.

[E]

Absolutely.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

Now, if you read the headline, it sounds a little bad, right?

[C]

They already do that in Islamic countries.

[A]

What are you talking.

[B]

They do it in Fort Worth.

[C]

Oh, you gonna follow Allah?

[B]

Pat Robertson has openly suggested that parents should beat their kids. Think I'm making this?

[A]

No, no, it's real. It's good Christian beliefs. I think we need to make a donation.

[B]

Now, the truth of the story is he went on to that somebody had called in and said their grandchild comes to the Christmas celebration and disrespects the family, smokes dope, won't do anything. So Pat said, what you need to do is take that child out back and beat him so that the headline is a little, a little misrepresented. I mean, if it, someone should take that kid to the woodshed and let him understand the blessings of discipline is what he said.

[C]

Actually, that's how you know you got a goody goody on your hands. Because we never had an outback in my life. I've never been taken anywhere. It was always on the spot right there.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Do you think you should beat your kids if they're into Christianity, caller or out of. Hello? Do you think you should beat your kids into Christianity like JD's talking about?

[E]

No, mine are all grown.

[A]

Are they good Christians? Do they still go to church every Sunday?

[E]

Yeah, their grandmother taught them that.

[A]

Where do you, where do you, where do you hail from? What city? Okay, Frisco. What you got? I got, I got 20 seconds. I got to do this quick.

[E]

2014 SLT GMC Sierra.

[A]

Two or four wheel drive?

[E]

Two wheel.

[A]

Two wheel drive. Does it have a sunroof? But it's got leather. Go quick with me. Does that have leather?

[E]

Leather, yes.

[A]

Okay. Leather navigation?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

22 inch wheels or the smaller wheels?

[E]

22 inch.

[A]

What color?

[E]

It's white pearl Croco.

[A]

What? How many miles? It's a 14. Is that what you're saying it's worth mid 20s. Like 24 grand. 23 grand. 24 grand. 23 grand. 24. You know, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, tell them what I hit it out of the radio. We'll email you official offer letter and get some pictures. Wrap it up and get it done. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is Bobbo. His name is jd. His name is Turley. Those are the good looking ones. I'm the drunk, hungover, mean one. We'll be back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[A]

Claywolf.Com I've been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years, off the radio for 10. Why can't I buy yours off a picture on my website? Givemethe vin.com because I can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad had, the family truckster that aunt Edna died In if you don't check with Give me the VIN first. You may need to get your head checked. We are the best buyer on cars. Sight unseen. Top money. And if we don't beat carmax, we owe you 100 bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4. Or [e-mail] Hang on, we can't see. You came up with a great idea. Hello, Almond. Hope you're looking down smiling at us. Was it doing or Greg.

[C]

Greg. Greg just passed away. That's the first song he ever wrote, Melissa.

[B]

Ever.

[C]

That's what he said.

[A]

This is a good tune. This is a good tune. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Yes. Greg Almond has passed away. Almond Brother Brothers band greatest hits. Can't beat it. No, it's good as she gets.

[C]

Outstanding.

[A]

He just. Since he died this week, I'm gonna put him number two behind Robert Plant as best male vocalist of all time. And Chris Cornell have to move back.

[B]

Every time they die.

[A]

So I'm, you know, I'm just kind of like whoever's. Whoever's popular.

[B]

Dead people when the body's not quite cold, you know?

[A]

So Bob the. The Guns n Roses. Axel sings the. The hymns.

[C]

Here's what happened, man. And I'm having the same kind of week you're having because I've got a friend that's between places to live and he's been sleeping in my back room all week. My friend Tony T. Great guy. And we have drank a liter of whiskey every day this week.

[A]

That's a lot. A liter a handle.

[C]

Beginning at 5:00pm Done. About 12:30.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah, just. I mean, how's that helping your sex life?

[C]

Like a hearty gulping whiskey. Tony's a magnet, dude.

[A]

You gotta be careful with those Viagras, dude. I mean, like, if you take a whole one, it'll. It'll make your nose start running and you'll get dizzy. Like, start your vision get blurry. Right?

[C]

So sometime around Tuesday or so, I got a real good buzz on. You know what I mean? J.D.

[B]

Yes, I do that whiskey glow.

[A]

Love it.

[C]

And I made a mistake. I texted Wolf. I said three words. Ramiro sings Motown.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Immediately text back, he said, yeah, do that, man.

[B]

That's how the tech. The text sounded like that the whole week.

[C]

And I didn't even remember Wednesday morning, about 11. I saw that text, and I was.

[A]

Like, oh, no, it wasn't. Was it Romero sings? Was it Romero sings Motown? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Romero's dad, Romo's dad, sings soul classics. But you had something else with Axel.

[C]

I think you imagine that because you were.

[A]

I liked Axel. Charlie, do you still have that handy? Let me see here. Hold on. Pop it. We'll. We'll play it in a minute. Just a short clip of it. If you haven't heard Bobbo impersonate Axl Rose singing gospel, you haven't lived a full life.

[B]

Bobbo and Hemingway, dude, they're both.

[A]

I've got. It's the whole thing. Yeah, we'll cut it short. 800-800-723-4. Here. I'll take this call while you're doing that. Philip, good morning.

[E]

One, sir.

[A]

Where are you coming from?

[E]

Houston, Texas.

[A]

Oh, hey, sho man. Sho man with 13,000 miles. Call back in because I'm gonna buy this car. I looked it up while we were off air, and I'm gonna buy this car from you, the Ford SHO guy. Call right back. Houston, Texas. 09 cal. It says caliber. SRT caliber. They didn't make an SRT caliber RT. What? What?

[E]

Yeah, so they did the man that. It was the SRT4 package. It's the turbo four cylinder that they had. It's like the Dodge Neon that they had in the early 90s. They wanted to recreate that from Dodge, and they brought the caliber out and put in an SRT form.

[A]

Is it a factory built card? Is. Is it kit built?

[E]

It's a factory built car. Yes, sir. Straight out of factory.

[A]

Oh. It's called an SRT4. I've owned these. I'm telling y' all guys, I'm hungover today. So just. I mean, you could trust the numbers I'm throwing, but. But my head's a little off, so I'm sorry. So average. Roof or clean?

[E]

It's clean. It's been a garage clean all her life. She's been real maintenance, been taken real good care of, haven't had any issues.

[A]

Does nine grand buy it?

[E]

That's actually more than I was offered by a guy yesterday. You know, I'd take that offer any day of the week.

[A]

You. You would take nine?

[E]

Yeah, I would, but. What? I've enjoyed it, and I want to see somebody else enjoy it. It's been a good car, but it's just not my style anymore.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up in the system. Say John's thinking 9 I got to pull the Carfax, make sure it's clean and see the pictures. And if it's a straight, real rig, I'm gonna buy it from you, boy.

[E]

Thank you, sir. I appreciate it.

[A]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Axl Rose. Bobo, this is like five years ago.

[C]

K T Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up. From the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[A]

Take me down to Nazareth. I just got it.

[D]

Amazing and grace oh, how sweet the sound.

[A]

I just want my coffee.

[D]

That's sad.

[A]

I'm not a wretch.

[D]

Yes, I am, baby. Then sings my soul savior God to me Whoa, how great thou art, Jesus.

[A]

How great. Give me one more. Turley.

[C]

Primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new uplifting gospel classics.

[A]

You know where you are, baby.

[C]

You're in the water. You're gonna be baptized.

[D]

You're swimming with Jesus, baby.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

I had a dream that you did something in Axl Rose's voice again. I don't remember what it was. Maybe it'll come to me later. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Good morning. You're on the air. Dylan? Hey. Hey, where you coming from? Hockley. Is that down near Houston?

[E]

Closer to Waller.

[A]

Okay, so we've got a 13xlt, four door, 88, 000 mile, two wheel drive, gas. Which wheels? The cheap ones or the good ones?

[E]

18 inch chrome.

[A]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[E]

Average.

[A]

15 grand.

[E]

15? Yeah. I couldn't do that.

[A]

What can you do?

[E]

Well, put you like this. Pay off on top 23. So.

[A]

Dylan? Dylan, are you there? Dylan, are you there?

[B]

Hello?

[A]

Dylan, you're breaking up. Dylan, you're breaking up. Dylan, are you sure you're there? I almost thought I heard you say, you're so flipped in the thing, you're fixing to go blow your head off. Oh, no, don't do that. Dylan, don't.

[E]

Look, I work. I work in the old field.

[A]

Don't. 800-800-723, I think is affecting the phone. Take us out, Bob.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this word from giving the vin.com.

[A]

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name well, tell me why why, why? Everybody's listening. You've sold us cars before. How did the process work?

[E]

Oh, smooth as can be, man sold your mind. One of my mother's cars, one of my brother's cars, one of my own. Literally gave the bin, you came, picked it up and had a check for me.

[A]

The key thing we did what we said we would do. That's what I. That. That's what I'm trying to get across people. Because people think this is too good to be true.

[E]

Because you know, no, hey, I tell everybody. Call John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you.

[A]

Can do it in your underwear. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, you can't. But you just said. No, you can't.

[A]

You can't let it go.

[B]

You can't let it go. I mean, it's on the line, right?

[A]

You got a kill is a kill is a kill.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Lois, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

So funny.

[A]

Hey. Hey. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm calling from White Settlement, Texas.

[A]

White Settlement. So what brings you to us this morning? What brings you to us this morning?

[E]

I just had a joint replacement.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

May 22nd.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And I have lupus, you know, And I was laying here in bed and I was in a lot of pain when y' all said about that Viagra. And then y'. All. Y' all started dealing with Axel Rose. I just lost it.

[B]

You lost the hip?

[A]

She lost her new joint replacement. We make you laugh is what.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

God, yes.

[A]

Well, thank you. Thank you for calling in. And stay tuned. We'll be here for a while. I'm gonna. This show is dedicated to Lois and making her life. Okay, Lori, good morning. You're in the air.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right, Laura, you're on the air. Hi. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Batner, Louisiana.

[A]

You don't sound like you're from Baton Rouge. Did you marry down there? You were born in Texas?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I wasn't born in Texas.

[A]

You weren't. You were not born in Baton Rouge. I can hear it in your voice.

[E]

No, I was. No, I was not born in Baton Rouge. I was born in Chicago.

[A]

Okay. Chicago. When you hear that, when you hear the coggle, then you know it's real. Yep. Okay. 11 express conversion van 87, 000 miles. Explorer package. High top or a low top?

[E]

Yep.

[A]

Okay. High top. I like it. Average, rough or clean?

[E]

Between rough and clean. I mean, return rough and average.

[A]

This 10,000, buy it. Does that sound right?

[E]

10,000?

[A]

Yeah. No, what buys it? No, what buys it?

[E]

I was thinking closer to like 22, 25.

[A]

The miles are too high. I think I know 87. I'm too low at 10. I'm with you. I just had to get it started because I wanted to see. I was testing you, Laurie. I wanted to see if you were a realist or not a realist. Because if you like came back 15, 16, 17, then you're a realist. But if you're in the 20s, you're not on that one with me. So call me back when you want to sell it because I want to buy it and I will give them. I have more questions, but I'm not. I can't give 20 anything for 90,000 mile 6 year old van. Okay, but, but, but I know that. Okay, I believe that. It's awesome. I want to see pictures. We please go to givemetheven.com and load it up nonetheless.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

I'm gonna send it to my. I'm gonna send it to my conversion van specialist and get a second opinion. Do you know when the guy went to the proctologist.

[B]

Oh boy, here we go.

[A]

He went to the proctologist.

[B]

Doctor, doctor.

[A]

And the doctor, you know, took his hand out.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Put on a new glove, lubed it up, stuck his another hand in there, his left hand, and he's like, oh, okay. And the patient was like, doctor, why did you pull one hand out of my butt and put it in the other? And he said, well, I found a bad result on the right hand. I thought you might want a second opinion. Get it? Laurie? Laurie? Yeah. Did you get it?

[E]

Funny.

[A]

Okay, good, good. I'm funny. I'm funny. I got two women saying I'm funny.

[E]

I'm on a roll, man.

[A]

I'm gonna. Yeah, daddy, I'm fixing the score.

[B]

Hell of a day.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What about Hannah? Hannah is just sitting over there. Hannah Bailey, our in house stripper.

[B]

I'm amazed. She comes in every Saturday.

[A]

But she's just an old coco and.

[B]

She hasn't been sleep yet. Yeah.

[A]

Hey, Hannah, you got a little white powder under your nose there, baby. You need to get it off.

[B]

And we got no D. That's Oakland for you. Oakland.

[A]

Oakland.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I've been out the finals. What? Lots of big money in the NBA final. Oh, she's been in California. Oh, did you, did you just fly in from. Oh, honey. Oh, what?

[B]

That's where the money is.

[A]

They're so tall.

[B]

Well, the basketball players yeah, that's kind of the thing.

[A]

No, not just the basketball player. Everybody in Oakland's taller.

[B]

Every.

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

I don't think that's.

[A]

If they're not taller, they wear these boots like the guys and kiss like Paul Stanley boots. So what did you do at the NBA finals? Sexy. What did I do? Yeah.

[E]

Dance.

[A]

Dance. Oh, so you were a flying stripper?

[B]

Yeah. She goes to all the big events. Super bowl. She made 40 grand.

[A]

There's big money. Do you perform prostitution outside of the strip club? Like, do you go there and dance and then meet your guys and then hook up later for. Oh, my God. What? Nah.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

Why is that such a nasty. Well, you. You know, I noticed you had a new car out there. You're driving a Z06 now. Like, you're. What? I'm a dancer. Yeah, but, I mean, that's like a $70,000 car. So you're not doing. You're not doing Madonna and Britney.

[B]

They are.

[A]

So you're not doing anything outside the club to earn any of that money. You can do it on airplanes. Have you heard of that?

[B]

What? On airplanes, dance. No, you can't. I can on commercial airliners.

[A]

Oh, rock and roll, baby.

[E]

That.

[B]

You're a hit.

[A]

I swear to God. I was sitting in the back row.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I was Southwest.

[A]

What?

[B]

Okay, Southwest.

[A]

I was eating a bit of honey.

[B]

Why does that.

[A]

This guy sitting in front of me said, that sure looks good, baby.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I said, well, for $40, yeah, I'll dance with it.

[D]

They said, okay, and I did.

[B]

On Southwest?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the least money I've ever made for a dancer.

[B]

You make 40,000 bucks in two days, and you fly Southwest?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Because it comes to Love Field. I hate the fw.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You can't get a shiner buck to save your Life at the FW. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Hannah. Thank you. We might come. Come back. Go get us some breakfast burritos. We're hungry. Guys, time for a joint replacement 95 Camaro. If it's not a real cool Z28, it's not me. Steve, is this. Is it 95 Camaro? Is it a Z28?

[E]

Oh, yeah, it is.

[A]

Okay, so it's a. Is it really nice or just a car?

[E]

No, no, it's. It's nice. I mean, the body's in great condition.

[A]

It's a.

[E]

It's a bright red. I don't. I don't particularly like the color, but, you know, it's a nice red. It's got the details, the wheels.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and write all that down and load it up. I want to see the pictures. This old car, I got to see it. Givemetheven.com Jason014 Runner with 120 on it. Is it average, rough or clean?

[E]

I'm going to call it average.

[A]

Is it two or four wheel drive?

[E]

It is two wheel drive.

[A]

What color?

[E]

Black.

[A]

I don't know. Three grand. Is this one right? Four grand. Three. Three to four grand.

[E]

Sounds better. I like that.

[A]

Yeah, well, four grand buy it.

[E]

What we're trying to do is. My wife wants. She's looking for another vehicle.

[A]

Dude, I don't even listen to my wife. Why am I gonna listen about yours? Does four grand buy it?

[E]

I'll load it up on your website. How about that?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Thanks.

[A]

When I write you a check, I'm not going to tell you what my wife said about the check. I just want to make a deal.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Make sure you get some help loading it up with your sweetheart.

[B]

Is that the most irritating thing for you?

[A]

My wife. I got to ask my wife. I don't dislike him. I'm just. I'm just hungover and I don't have a of lot lot of patience. Patience. And you know, listening to what your wife wants to do with that car is about as interesting to me. Listen to my wife tell me about her CrossFit workout. Oh, and I would think I'd rather knife myself.

[B]

But you nod.

[A]

You. You know, today at the workout. Yeah, today at the workout we did double double unders and blah blah, blah and burpees and then, and then the wad.

[B]

Guess what?

[A]

You know, when I hear wad, I'm like, wad.

[B]

What. What was the.

[A]

What happened happened there? I don't, I don't.

[B]

I know you don't care.

[A]

I don't want to go work out and I damn sure don't want to listen to you talk about your workout. But I will go drink with you.

[B]

Yeah, you.

[A]

I will do that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

800-800-7234, point to that 800-800-radio. Hey, I'm not. I mean, if you, if you, if you get it just right, if you don't overeat while you're being an alcoholic, you can keep it all together and not turn into a blood fluttering fat ass.

[E]

Because I don't care.

[C]

It doesn't mean I don't understand.

[B]

Even Bob above this week are doing great.

[A]

So we have Tony Romo's dad coming up at what time? I don't know what time. We need to know the times. Rush Limbaugh. Uncle Waldo S founding cars. We found a gun in a. In a car that we bought this week. Go to John Clay Wolf show. The show. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. And it's up there and there's the options. And we're playing the game of who's right and who's wrong. Which kind of cart came out of.

[B]

Oh, that's a nice gun.

[A]

We'll be doing that a little while. We'll be right back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf Show. Call at 800-800-RADIO and 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4- or online at givemethevin.com Good morning, everyone. Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, everyone in between. Howdy.

[B]

Howdy.

[A]

For those of y' all who just tuned in, hang tight. We call us a car show, but we're not a car show. But we do talk. Talked a little bit about cars, but we talked a lot about TNA and rock and roll and bad jokes and really off color topics. They called me blue sometimes in the.

[B]

Programming and non female friendly.

[A]

Non female friendly.

[B]

If you're a female listening to the.

[A]

Show, make sure to turn it off. Right.

[B]

Turn it off right now.

[A]

Turn it off.

[C]

No.

[A]

No females allowed.

[B]

You're not allowed.

[A]

No females allowed. No, ma'. Am.

[C]

This is the best man.

[A]

No. No females allowed.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Tommy, Good morning. You're on the air. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Hey. You've got a 13 SLK Benzo. What color?

[E]

Red.

[A]

Average, rougher claim. You sound asleep. You awake? Your phone. Your phone connection's bad. There you go. I don't know. It's red, it's clean, it's got navigation. Navigation.

[E]

Yes, it does.

[A]

Does 18 grand buy it? I think it should. It's even with the Louisiana. Not, not, not counting the Louisiana discount. Does it have a Louisiana package that's wore out tires? Wore out tires, a whiskey dent and a cracked windshield?

[E]

It's my wife's car and she hardly drives it, you know?

[A]

Does 18 grand buy it. Going once.

[E]

We're getting ready to trade it in.

[A]

Going twice.

[E]

How do you do the in and out? How do you do the in and out?

[A]

But that's between you and your wife. Don't be. I'm not. This isn't that kind of show. Just go to the Website. Who are you going to trade it in with? What store?

[E]

I think Brian Harris outing.

[A]

Okay, then tell Dean I really am hungover when I can't remember my friends names. Brett Bagley, Brian Harris Audi that you got me at 18 grand. And he's probably listening right now. I buy Porsches from them all the time, Brett. And just tell him, hey, Wolf's at 18 grand. May 185 on this rig. And I talked to him this morning on the air and he'll put, put. He'll send me a text to confirm. I'll be like, yeah, we're good. And I'll buy it from him and you'll get your in and out tax credit. Got it.

[E]

All right.

[A]

Thank you, sir.

[E]

Good. Appreciate it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

That was a close one.

[A]

Rush Limbaugh. I'm thinking of Rush Limbaugh.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Because I'm taking some BC powder.

[B]

Oh, I see.

[A]

And. And Rush.

[B]

Better living through chemistry.

[A]

You know us, us radio personalities, we love to our substance since.

[B]

Look.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Why?

[C]

That's exactly my approach. Every Saturday morning I start off with a couple of BC powders.

[B]

Do you?

[A]

You bet.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

What's going on, Rush?

[C]

I'll take three packets. Snort first the half.

[B]

One half.

[C]

The first one. Excuse me, I'm a little mixed up already.

[B]

Yeah, left side, left side.

[A]

Right, left brain.

[C]

Right brain. Finger over. Anyway, the second one I usually mix into a cocktail of grapefruit juice.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

With a little Juicy Fruit gum thrown in.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

That's the Buffet remedy.

[A]

Kind of a little.

[B]

It is. Jimmy Buffett works on a hangover every time.

[C]

BC powders, Juicy Fruit gum and Texan. Grapefruit juice.

[A]

Tastes horrible.

[B]

But it works.

[C]

But it works wonderfully.

[B]

I got you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If you'll use that with just a little pure cocaine.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Rush, rush, rush, rush. I did say a little. Tell me about Kathy Griffin. I don't have. I don't have all day. Just.

[C]

Can you believe this.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

Craziness?

[B]

That was sort of.

[A]

No, but look. What?

[B]

That.

[A]

You're supposed to be women friendly. We're supposed to be women friendly.

[B]

That severed.

[C]

Severed bloody head.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That looked as much like me as it did like Trump.

[B]

Well, it kind of did.

[C]

That scared the hell out of me.

[B]

Bring it up. Oh, you thought you were dead.

[C]

I woke up from a. From a buzz.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Tuesday morning. I couldn't.

[B]

I couldn't believe I said, oh, my.

[C]

God, she's killed me. It's finally happened. Wouldn't that be one of those liberal redheaded comedians.

[B]

Finally got you.

[A]

Finally. Yeah.

[C]

Thank goodness. It was like Mark Twain said, the stories of my demise greatly were somewhat exaggerated.

[A]

Thank you for coming.

[C]

Trump is still here. Kathy Griffin is gone for now from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[A]

Will you join us again later?

[D]

Sure.

[C]

I've got nothing else to do. I've still got a lot of juicy food left.

[A]

Okay, Rush, we'll see you around 11 o'. Clock. Lee, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning, gentlemen.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[E]

I've got a 2011 Toyota FJ Cruise. See what he's worth to get a bit on it.

[A]

Okay, I see 11 FJ. 95,000 miles cloth, four wheel drive. What color is it?

[E]

It's a brick color.

[A]

Brick.

[E]

Correct.

[A]

Brick. Okay, I know what you. Is that purplish brown like a brick of reaper?

[E]

It's kind of like a maroon color. They call it brick Satan.

[A]

What did you think it is? I was thinking of a brick of reefer. Is it like a. Is it like a green reefer brick color or like a house brick?

[E]

No, like a house brick.

[B]

Oh, that's a much better color.

[A]

Okay, does 10,000 buy it? No, that's too low. It's an 11. What? Yeah, Turley, what's that? What? Your model is that one we just bought with the 80 on it that got arbitrated for engine noise. I want to say 11. What's four wheel drive, though? Is this one. Yeah, yeah. What buys it, Lee?

[E]

I would say 14.

[A]

I think I might do that. I really might do that.

[E]

It's between.

[A]

Do you have a title?

[E]

Between average, Average and clean? Yes, I do have a clean title.

[A]

So you have the title. All right. What city, what city you be in? Where you be staying?

[E]

Baton Rouge would be actually Denim Springs, Louisiana, but it would be Batroof. Done right outside of Baton Rouge.

[A]

No, no high water on this one. No stret. No high water stretch marks.

[E]

Oh, no, no.

[A]

Y' all have had some serious high water down there as of the recent.

[E]

Yes, we have. And I did. I did lose a vehicle at my son's house.

[A]

Yeah, we had to kick one the other day because we figured out it was a floody car and we had to kick it back on the guy. So no flood. No flood. If I gave you 14, do I own the car?

[E]

I would say yes.

[A]

Okay, let me. I think I'm be able to commit. I'm going to double check myself real quick here, but I'm. I'm not. Does it have a clean Car fascia. It's just clean. Title 8008-0072-3480-0800. Yeah, I'll buy it. So I'm gonna put you on hold and the guys will get your info and then they'll tell you what we need and we'll get you. Today is Saturday. You're down there. I can have you paid Tuesday morning.

[E]

All right.

[A]

All right. Hey, somebody grab Lee online too and do do his deal. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. Brent wants me to play a song. Brent, what song do you want me to play?

[E]

I wanted to play Firewoman by the cult.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

It's not a bad request. I've heard worse requests. Did you hear a story talking about the cult? Last week I went to. I saw their show. I was driving by a little marquee in Shreveport, Louisiana and sure as hell the cult playing tonight in 30 minutes.

[E]

No, I didn't. I didn't hear you talking about it. But that's my favorite rock and roll song.

[A]

It was. That was a treat. You know what?

[D]

We'll.

[A]

We'll come back with that later in the show. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm not sure. I just moved here from. I was homeless and now I'm living in a group.

[A]

Group home. Ah, okay.

[E]

The zip code 76123.

[A]

Sounds like Fort Worth. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

You're living in a group home. Is it a church based deal?

[E]

No, there's a lot of men that are on parole here. I'm on probation and I just happen to fall into this. The people here really take care of us.

[A]

Well, good. Well, good luck with you. And we will play Firewoman for you and your buddies at. At the. At the house of whatever it's called. And hope it all works out for you, man. Yeah, okay than later. 800, 800 radio, huh?

[C]

Really hard to score in a place like this, Bobble.

[B]

Really? Is that really the best you have to Michael?

[A]

An 08 Spectre with a buck 22. I don't want that thing. I'm just being honest. I mean if I hit you at 500 or a TH000, you're going to scream at me, right? Michael? All right, go ahead.

[C]

I'm just commiserating with a guy.

[A]

Yeah, it's hard to score in a. In a halfway house. Yes, I think it's probably easy to score in a halfway house if you really want to get technical.

[B]

Do you think John's right?

[A]

You want to know where it's easy to score. Is that those self help deals like Pathways.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Because everybody's looking. Yeah.

[A]

Weekend, you know, fix your. Fix your brain, fix your life. Life.

[B]

Tony Robbins.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everybody's in the same hotel. Everybody's all high on life.

[A]

Yeah. I went to one of those once.

[B]

For a new change.

[A]

Did you? There was a lot of talent.

[B]

You.

[A]

Well, I did it because.

[B]

Ah, here we go.

[A]

Yeah, I knew it. There was a guy that I was doing a lot of business with.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And he was like, you need to come to this. No, no, no. He was like recruiting me. I went for money.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

I went because I was making a lot of money off this guy and it's his company. And I was like, yeah, great. Sounds cool. We'll go together, right?

[C]

Oh, these are like team building seminars.

[B]

Like a Tony Robbins thing.

[A]

I would probably enjoy the Tony Robinson.

[C]

What are you doing in a motel with Tony Robbins?

[B]

People go for the weekend. It's a four day thing. So they stay. They stay in the same hotel and everybody's sort of in the same vibe and the same energy and it's go work for a team and they have left their loser mate at home.

[A]

Bob, have you ever been diddled by a 45 year old man that's tall with big white teeth?

[B]

Where the hell did this come from?

[C]

If I did, I don't remember.

[A]

Well, he asked what you do with Tony Robbins in a hotel, but you're.

[B]

Saying it's seen him.

[C]

It's easy to school. He's huge.

[A]

He has gorilla hands.

[B]

He's giant.

[D]

If.

[A]

If he diddled you with those hands.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You'd know it. He would not have forgotten it.

[A]

Your farts wouldn't even make noise.

[B]

Like a gentle spring breeze.

[C]

But it's easy to score in these, in these situations.

[A]

Oh, yeah. They're all screwed up in the head.

[B]

Everybody's looking for a new beginning. And they're all in the same. They're all energies up and you're all, yeah, baby, we're gonna change our lives. Yeah. And you're all in the same hotel. Sure. Come on.

[A]

I didn't do anything. But I noticed that there was a lot, a lot to be had.

[B]

Like in the old days, the flight crews.

[A]

I think it. Yeah, I think that we, we ought to send the guy in the halfway house to the, to the seminar. We can deal and let him report back. Tom, Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Where are you? Dallas, Texas. Okay, you've got a 06 vet Z06. What color?

[E]

Black.

[A]

Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. How nice is it?

[E]

I mean, but this is black.

[A]

Black.

[E]

Do you think you're black? Gray. This is black.

[A]

Turley's first prom date black.

[E]

Excuse me?

[A]

No, forget it. Is it average, rough or clean?

[E]

Oh, it's real clean, okay? It's been stored. It's been stored since it was new.

[A]

That's 30 grand. Buy it.

[E]

No, sir.

[A]

It's 06, man. It's not. This is 2017.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, I know it is, but. But I mean, it's. It's the bad one. It's the one with the aluminum frame.

[A]

Let me start over. I know what it. It's a. It's a Z06. I mean, is it stock or is it not stock?

[E]

It's stock, okay? The only thing. The only thing that I had put on was headers, okay?

[A]

You don't need to explain to me how they build Z06s. If this wasn't a Z06, I wouldn't be talking about 30 grand. So let's start. Let's start over. Well, 27 grand. Buy it.

[E]

27?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

No, no.

[A]

I hit you hard the first time and you didn't and, like, appreciate it. So now I'm hitting you soft so I can move up and you'll appreciate it, you know?

[E]

Well, I. I know she wants.

[B]

Camera.

[A]

So what's it take to buy it, Tom?

[E]

It would take.

[A]

Oh, God damn. Here we go.

[E]

I really. I wanted 45.

[A]

I just hung up.

[C]

You don't hear me when I say we lost hope.

[B]

Houston, we have a problem.

[A]

Tony Romo's dad. Good morning. How are you?

[C]

He sex. The car was clean. Who was black. At least he's wearing. Nice.

[A]

I understand. But 40 grand for an old body style? Z06 is pushing it. It had 7, 000 miles.

[C]

Yes, I know.

[A]

Did you hear that accent in his voice?

[C]

He had something in there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Latin.

[C]

It sounds like he may have been from Iowa.

[A]

Iowa?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

No, no.

[C]

Have you. Have you been to IHO lately?

[B]

I have, actually. No one speaks like that.

[C]

It sounds worried. Mostly. How are you? I am fine.

[B]

What's up with you this week?

[C]

Having a wonderful time.

[B]

Oh, you are?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Traveling.

[C]

Antonio. How you hear? Antonio's CBS Sports debut.

[B]

Your son on Tony Romo is now.

[C]

On CBS PBS at the prestigious Colonial Game of Golf tournament.

[B]

He was.

[A]

I was there.

[B]

John was there. You did?

[A]

Wow. We talked about you.

[C]

Tony says he sees you there.

[B]

Is Tony happy with his father coming on the radio?

[A]

He Loves it.

[B]

Oh, does he?

[C]

Okay, you offer him $11,000 for his pickup truck.

[B]

What?

[C]

John, he was a little put out, but I told him you are the man.

[A]

So how, how is this going to work out with Tony?

[C]

I think better than colonial because he talked to Nick Faldo and the gymnasty.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And thing went okay. But I tell you, I don't think gymnasty is very excited about working with Antonio.

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

Do you think?

[A]

Romeri, I've got to go to break. Oh, I've got two minutes left. Sorry. Go ahead.

[C]

Because Nick Faldo, he's very, very welcoming to Tony. You know, know, it was nice. But this gym, Nancy, he only speak in 2 or 3s words at a time. Well, and when he asked Antonio about the, the Pebble Beach.

[B]

Pebble Beach?

[C]

The Pebble Beach, Yeah.

[B]

Pebble Beach.

[C]

Antonio says this is right in senior Nancy's backyard. This is seemed to not last almost, but Jim, Nancy's house is a third the size of un. Antonio's son's swimming pool.

[B]

Okay, well.

[C]

And I think he feel like he got a little bit of a job. Job. He was playing like he always loved the Terry Brad show and he tried to job him like he do to the James Brown.

[B]

Oh, I see.

[C]

So we see how this goes after.

[B]

It is okie dokie.

[C]

Very Well, I hope.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Crystal.

[D]

Good morning, boys.

[A]

Good morning.

[D]

How are you guys?

[A]

Just cutting up, trying to wake up, getting going.

[D]

I was calling, was calling to make comment on the non female friendly. Okay, you guys, I work at 24. On Friday nights when I'm driving home Saturday morning I stop and get my coffee and you guys cracked me up the whole way home.

[A]

That's good. That's what we're here for. What city? What station?

[D]

Dallas.

[A]

Dallas, Texas. Kzpf. I catch more grief off of that one than any of them. Really? Yeah, they're just so critical. Everybody's so critical.

[D]

People shouldn't, people shouldn't be so offended.

[A]

They're just so sensitive. They're so sensitive.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

You know, they need to get over it.

[A]

If you're gonna be funny, somebody's gotta hurt. Sure. I mean, you just, you know, you don't have to be a bully. No, but you're gonna step on some hair somewhere. Somewhere if you're going to be funny. But have you ever been to comedy show?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Do they ever make fun of anyone?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It's not that easy. So Crystal, how much fun?

[D]

We don't sit in the front Row.

[A]

How much fun would this be if we sat here and talked about cars for four hours?

[D]

Oh, it's a blast, let me tell you.

[A]

No, if that's all we did, that's our new motto. Less cars more.

[D]

I think, I think you got a good mix.

[E]

I think you got a good, good split, honestly.

[A]

Thanks, Crystal. We gotta go. We'll be right back. This is War Pigs by Black Sabbath. And I wish I could play the whole thing out for you, especially on those country stations, but we won't have all that time. Be right back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[A]

Claywolf.Com Remember, @givemetheven.com, not only do we have an automated system, it'll bid your car instantly, but we will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check or immediate or sight unseen or over the phone. And we come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If we don't beat the carmax, we owe you a hundred dollar check. That's how much I believe in what we're doing. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to in the world.

[C]

Sell us your car.

[A]

You need a. The John Clay Wolf show call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemetheven.com you want to give a shout out to the St. Mary's Halfway House.

[C]

And now for our friends at St. Mary's it's Firewoman North.

[A]

The culture. Keep those ankle bracelets on.

[C]

It is cult, right? Not cure.

[A]

What's the difference?

[C]

I mix them up.

[A]

It doesn't make a difference anymore. Jenny, is there, is there a way if you drink every night?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When your wife's out of town, right, and your kids are gone with her.

[B]

Right out of the country.

[A]

Is that. I mean, at what point can you be like an alcoholic? In segments?

[C]

Absolutely.

[A]

It's like a vacation. It's a reverse vacation. Your family leaves you. So I'm on reverse vacation, Right? Am I not.

[B]

That's not an alcoholic. That's a binge drinker.

[A]

Different, okay?

[B]

Totally different.

[A]

So I could be a binge.

[B]

You're fine. You're just a binge drinker.

[C]

You make it sound like a binge drinker is as bad as an alcoholic.

[B]

No, I didn't at all. It's the complete opposite. No, it's.

[A]

You did.

[B]

It's the complete opposite of an alcoholic, okay? Ben drinker is just a guy that drinks a lot.

[A]

But I don't drink, like, till I get drunk drunk. I just get drunk. Not drunk drunk.

[B]

Okay, well, there's a difference.

[A]

What's the difference?

[B]

The difference is Tiger woods, okay? You don't get it. Doesn't become a problem in your life.

[A]

He wasn't even drunk.

[B]

He wasn't drunk. You don't get stopped, you know, it didn't affect your job. It doesn't affect your career. You don't do stupid things.

[A]

Certainly. Does it affect my job? I don't think I perform quite as well when I'm binge drinking. Yeah. No, it's not.

[B]

Sorry I lost it. I was trying so hard to defend you, John.

[A]

Police officers. S found in cars. I want a police officer to call in and tell me what those. What you think you and your boys think. Or girls. When y' all see those green air fresheners, the trees, the pine trees hanging from your rear view mirror, just want.

[B]

The car to smell fresh.

[A]

I want the cops to call in and tell me. I know what I'm thinking.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But I want the public to hear what they're doing to themselves when they do that.

[B]

It's hanging in the window.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radios to call them. Call an officer of the law and tell me what it means when you see a green air tree. Green tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror so that you guys can understand what you're doing. That guy, he didn't say he was homosexual. The guy that called in one of firewoman. No, no, not at all. Okay.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, he was hobo sexual. Hobo sexuals is. It's when you. When you're in a relationship. Hobo.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Hobo sexuals. When you're in a relationship to avoid being homeless. You get it? Oh, I get it. You get it.

[B]

It's sort of like being a bass player, like a gal.

[A]

That. Right? A hobosexual is a drummer that engages in a relationship to avoid being home homeless.

[B]

Makes sense. Totally.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

I think that's degrading to hobos.

[B]

You're right. It's more of a drummer thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Drummers are in relationships to keep from being homeless.

[C]

Honking on bobo.

[B]

Dude, I'm gonna make it one day.

[A]

800-800-77234. 800, 800 radio be my Courtney Love. J.D. ryan. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

I'm gonna ride the trains.

[A]

S found in cars.

[B]

Well, this is a good week. It's a great week for it, Susie.

[C]

Founding a car.

[A]

Go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and you'll see the picture. But it's time to do it. You want to do it now? You want to give it. What time did I post on Facebook that we're going to do it? 906 is what? Oh, yeah, you did do that. Okay. But you wrote to me to post it, and I was like, will you post it? And then I posted it because you didn't post it. He posted to me to post it. Well, I was in route when I was doing it, so then you had it 15 minutes later. And who says I can't work when I've been binge drinking?

[B]

Who says you can't? He's a big boy.

[A]

I knocked that right down, Let you go outside. He's the one that's sober, and he can't hit the right time. Mark, It's time for your favorite game show.

[C]

And now it's time for your favorite family fun time show. Stuff we found in cars brought to you by Gains Burgers.

[A]

So, Turley, what have we got this week? This week we have. Well, go to first of the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

The.

[A]

The Facebook page or the. On the website. Our Facebook feed is right there, too, so you can see it. You'll see the gun.

[C]

There's a firearm there.

[A]

Firearm. Firewoman. We played firewoman to preface it with a clip, a little holster.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It's ready to go. It's like gr rock.

[C]

What kind of piece is that? JD looks like a.

[A]

She's about 25. No. Kind of high yellow.

[B]

Does look like a Celtic high yellow.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Like.

[A]

Like Dak Prescott 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. So as found in cars. So we had a. Yeah. One of our buyers had a call from a panicked individual. I bet that said, hey, man, I left my gun right. In a car that I sold to you guys.

[B]

It's easy.

[A]

And this car was bought three days ago. Really?

[B]

Yeah. We're like, a lot of people have.

[A]

Been in that car, so we panicked. Called.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The auction. And it just so happens that it was still there.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Man.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

And so now you got to guess which car or truck this was found in. And we'll have the answer when we get back. Yes, but what are the options, Charlie? So your options are a 2011 Chevy Corvette with 21, 000 miles who would have left their piece in their car? And I don't mean their side.

[B]

No.

[A]

A 2014 Chevy Silverado had 61, 1000 miles on it. A 2009 Smart car for two with 47, 000 miles. Man, that's a left ball there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or a 2006 Pontiac GTO with 60, 000 miles. So what kind of. Where would somebody leave a gun in that kind of car? So real quick, you got a vet, a Chevy pickup, a smart car, and a gto?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

All right, we'll play it when we get back. My name's John C.L. clay Wolf about cars over the radio. We'll be right back. Remember to go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your car. John Clay Wolf show is our website podcast. Is there all that good stuff? We'll be here riding with you until noon today.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[A]

Well, tell me why. Why Everybody's listening. You've sold us cars before. How did the process work?

[E]

Oh, as smooth as can be, man. Sold you my. One of my mother's cars or my brother's cars. One of my own literally gave a vin. You came, picked it up and had a shape for me.

[A]

The key thing we did what we said we would do. That's what I, that. That's what I'm trying to get across people because people think this is too good to be true.

[E]

Because you know, no, hey, I tell everybody, call John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you.

[A]

Can do it in your underwear. The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RAD radio. At 800-800-RAD radio. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail] this is a good song. Honeymoon sweet. I got a new girl now. This was an MTV band. Were they one hit wonder? Turley. Oh, yeah, they move sweet. Jack, Police officer Jack, you there?

[E]

Actually, I'm a retired police officer.

[A]

Yes. What city?

[E]

I was in Houston and Austin for 20 years.

[A]

So I asked about 45 minutes ago for a police officer to call in or 30 minutes ago, tell our listeners what they think when they see air tree fresheners hanging from the little Christmas tree looking things hanging from the rearview mirror.

[E]

We used to call it the felony tree stop. So if we've seen it, if we'd seen it in the car, we'd start looking for probable cause to pull them over. And if I did a stop and I seen it when I was doing a walk up, we'd look for probable cause to search the car because that was our felony tree stop.

[B]

Why? What does that mean? What does it mean to you?

[E]

Because 90% of the time there's either marijuana or there's some type of narcotics in the vehicle because they're trying to mask the smell.

[A]

So point is, boys and girls, if you really want to do your dope, don't tell the cops about it.

[B]

Don't hang it.

[A]

Cuz that's what you're doing with that tree hanging from your rearview mirror. I just noticed, Jack, the reason I brought it up is I've noticed we bought a lot of cars with these tree hangers in them over the years. It's always been the case. But more lately I'm like, are these people not getting any smarter?

[B]

No.

[A]

Because if. If an officer walks up to ticket you and he sees that hanging from your tree, you just. You just hit it. You're going to be like, okay, this guy's got. This guy's a smoker. I either want to bust his ass or I don't. If I do, I know I can because he's got weed in there, he's.

[B]

Got something in the car.

[A]

There's just no doubt.

[E]

Definitely check. Definitely check it out a little more thoroughly.

[A]

Well, thanks for listening to us and thanks for calling in.

[E]

I appreciate you have a good day.

[A]

Thank you. Man, he sounds like a cop.

[B]

He does, doesn't he?

[A]

He does. I feel like I'm rolling out my window and driving off. So serious. I've got my left blinker on. Looking over my left shoulder. Make sure.

[B]

Thank you, officer. I appreciate the ticket. Okay.

[C]

Bit of a more service to the community to hang around liquor stores and wait for a robbery or something, would it?

[E]

800.

[A]

Alabo's getting all mad.

[C]

I'mma bust all the potheads I can.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hey. Hey.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

Hello. What you got?

[E]

I got a 2012 Dodge Diesel four wheel drive, Laramie Edition. 99,000 miles.

[A]

Mega cab or crew cam?

[E]

No. Crew cab.

[A]

2012 Dodge Laramie Mega. No. No. Crew 4x4. 90, 000 miles. Sunroof. Yes or no? No. No. Roof navigation? Yes or no?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Is it stock or has it been modified? The whole thing.

[E]

Whole thing. Stop.

[A]

Okay. Good. Yes. What color? Silver. Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[A]

Are you a real seller? Are you a Billy Squire? And do you know what a Billy Squire is?

[E]

No. I'm a seller.

[A]

Show him. Show him what a Billy Squire is. Mike. He can't. He. Mike can't get to it. It's the stroke, you know, the ass. Okay, See your real. So does 25. Does 25,000? Buy this truck.

[C]

O.

[A]

Say no and tell me what it takes to buy it. I'll give a little more, get past this. 30. 30. Okay, 30. We'll buy it. Without the sunroof on a 1299, I can't get there. What would we split? Where? What. What city? Where do I have to bring this thing in from? Katie, that's not too far. I mean, I. I have a location in Spring. We can pick it up. If I bring you a chance for 28 grand, we have a deal.

[E]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Well. Well, what's that?

[A]

She said no. Do you want. Do you mean you want to force yourself on her?

[B]

One more drink. One more drink.

[A]

No means no, JD.

[B]

No. No sometimes means no.

[A]

No means yes.

[B]

No with a wink means maybe.

[A]

He says no means yes. So what, you know, if we go up a nickel. 28, 5, 30. 30. It's a hard. A hard 30. Can you get a sawzall and cut a sunroof in it so I can get up so I can find my 30?

[B]

You want a bottle of champagne?

[A]

Do this. Go to give me the vindo, then.

[E]

I'm at that 32.

[A]

If it's a 29, won't buy it.

[E]

No.

[A]

All right. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff? How much is the payoff?

[C]

26.

[A]

Okay, so you got equity. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say, John, hit me at 28. 29 on air takes 30. 30 will buy it right now. If you put 30 will buy it right now. They will look at the pictures and get back to you immediately. I just don't have any pictures and I don't have any data in front of me. We're close. I mean, obviously. And I'll. I'll damn sure try to buy it if I can give 30.

[C]

All right. Appreciate it.

[A]

All right, man. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, fo.

[C]

Man, what those trucks really hold their value, man. Still.

[A]

So the gun. The gun. Yes, the gun. And pay off the gun. We found a gun in a car. We buy cars from people.

[C]

That's a probable.

[A]

Guy calls in, says, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Three days later, I left my gun.

[B]

In my car to do Man, I've done it. Non traded one in, but we house.

[A]

All these cars at our Louisville location. A lot of people handling them, making them ready, getting them clean. I'm sure this guy Gunsman, glove box over there. Who knows so what are the options? The s founding cars is the game we're playing. And whoever wins can have Travis Tritt tickets for Billy Box. What?

[B]

Travis Tritt.

[A]

Or you can pay me to keep him.

[C]

He's a member of the country club.

[B]

He puts on a pretty good show.

[A]

But seriously, if somebody wants some Travis Trit tickets, I've got extras. Dallas Fort Worth listeners tonight.

[B]

Yep, Billy Bob's okay.

[A]

So they have to come here to pick him up. Right. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and click email John Clay Wolf. And our email JCW and I will set him up.

[B]

Over the years, you found drugs, you found condoms, you found all kinds of bizarre weird things.

[A]

Rap demo tapes.

[B]

Rap demo tapes.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

But this time it was a gun.

[A]

This is the first gun we found.

[B]

Real surprise.

[A]

You can see it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. The. The. The seat in the gun lane in it. Now tell me this, Mike. Is the gun laying in the seat of the car that you came out of under the seat? No. But the picture. Oh, yes, that is the car.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

On the Facebook show. Purposely done that way on the Facebook show page. Everyone's guessing because based off of the seat.

[B]

Seat.

[A]

So the. It's a Corvette. It's either a 2011 Corvette. Let's not get into all my. We got a. We got a. A nice vet, a nice Chevy truck. Truck. A smart car or a, you know. Yeah. A ten thousand dollar gto.

[B]

I'm gonna go with the obvious. I'll go with the truck.

[A]

Okay, Chevy truck. J.D.

[B]

Too easy.

[C]

GTO. GTO at Pontiac, man.

[A]

Turley. Well, you know. I know, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna go. I think Turley likes to throw curveballs because he's weird like that. He's kind of like that Kathy Griffin girl. Sure. And I'm gonna go with smart car just to be a smart.

[B]

Well, that would be wild.

[A]

What's the answer? Turley, man, I baited you.

[B]

Did you get him?

[A]

It is the truck. The 2014 Chevy Silverado. All right.

[B]

Too easy.

[A]

Yeah. What kind of gun was it? What is that?

[B]

I think it was the Sig.

[A]

Yeah, he said it was loaded. It was loaded. Loaded. But it was not one in the chamber, though. That's nice. Yeah.

[B]

I don't ever cleave it in the chamber either.

[A]

Very smart.

[B]

Unless you're a cop because cops will tell you, oh, you better have it chambered.

[A]

God. Can you imagine if they would have sold that to somebody big corporation company. They would have called the police to come do the exchange. It have been a whole big deal.

[C]

We were cool.

[A]

We like. We went and bought the guy beer and went out and did some shooting. Yeah, let's see how this thing works. Yeah, let's go. Hey, you want me, I'll bring you your gun. We'll go shoot us some pops beer cans. Hell, I'll bring the beer too. I'll have the cans ready when we get there. 800. 800. 7234. Richard 07 Silverado 4 door Duramax diesel. 4 wheel drive. How many miles? 130.

[D]

Leather.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

Yes sir. Leather, no sunroof.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

It's pretty clean. It just has somebody keyed the passenger side.

[A]

Do you have an ex girlfriend that's upset with you?

[E]

Actually it's her ex husband.

[A]

Oh, her ex husband. And this is your current girlfriend?

[E]

Yeah, my current wife actually.

[A]

Well, how long is that key script been there?

[E]

Five out six years.

[A]

Okay, this makes more sense. Okay, so she lasted. She's lasted about as long as this truck.

[E]

Yeah, pretty much.

[A]

Is that stuff so good it's worth going around and vandalizing property over?

[E]

Well, he moved to Utah after he did it so.

[A]

No, I'm asking you. I mean, you know, it's been six years. You talking to me? She's you and me talking. Is this stuff so good it's worth going and tearing stuff up over like he did did.

[E]

Yeah, I guess so.

[A]

I dated a girl one time in college and she did have that magical thing.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like when she opened up like the crazy sunlight rays came in.

[B]

Man. No kidding.

[A]

Unbelievable magic. And we broke up for a while and then we got back together. And I'll never forget we were. We were at. You know, it's good when other guys that she's dating are climbing the wall. Three story apartment building on the exterior wall. Scaling the damn thing like Spiderman. What?

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Scale the damn thing, trying to get in and I'm upstairs banging her on the couch.

[B]

Right.

[A]

She was my girlfriend for a long time.

[B]

And then.

[A]

And then. And then another time I was over there, I went downstairs and I had bullet holes in my car. Wow. And her tires were slashed.

[B]

Dude, that's some crazy.

[A]

So I think David, I think my ex gal's stuff's probably better. You just got a key scratch. Hell, I got shot at and watch Spider Man. I think you got a 15,000 $14,000 truck. I need to. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up.

[E]

Yes sir.

[A]

Yeah, I like to buy it 800 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. David, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[C]

Hey.

[E]

I just want to tell you guys, regular listener, most time on podcast. Yeah, but I think it's more. The secret is more BS and less cars.

[A]

More bs What? Less car. Cars. What are the, like, all those country stations? What do they say?

[C]

More country, less bull.

[A]

And we're opposite. Yeah, more bull. Okay. I appreciate it. You know, I put that on our Facebook page the other day, just really asking questions, and we had a lot of responses. Did you see that? Sure did. And they. You guys answered what? Because the PDS are like, man, you need to do more cars. You need to do more cars. I'm like, I don't think the listeners want more cars. I think they want more good bs. The balance homegrown, you know, that skunk mud, that stinky bs. That's like, you got to go to Colorado and Seattle to get right, Dave.

[B]

Right.

[E]

Hey, we need some more sob spots, too.

[A]

That's right, Turley. Do we have them? We need to play them. When we have them, we need to play them. Thank you. David, come up here and get your 20 for helping us produce. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to definitely download the [e-mail]. He doesn't worry about the environment, because if the state of the world ever gets as bad as the inside of his truck, we are all doomed. He's been listening to the Eagles for years because his copy of Hotel California has been stuck in his cassette deck since 1985. He prefers showers and only feels that a bath is appropriate when in the company of strangers. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot.

[A]

Yeah, buddy, Was that me? The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4- or [e-mail] I've never asked to bathe in front of you by. Oh, you're not a stranger, though. But my truck is pretty nasty.

[C]

I was gonna say in the company of strippers.

[A]

Why didn't you?

[C]

And waitresses.

[A]

That would have been funnier. Why didn't you do that? Why did you not do that? Well, I mean, really?

[B]

That would have been funny.

[A]

I like that. Come on, jazz it up. Quit being such A what? Jake, good morning. You're on the air. Hey, John. Hey, Jake.

[E]

I'm a. I'm a regular listener. Been listening to you guys for about a year. Good man, I gotta say. I'm an air conditioning technician, so I work usually six days a week, and I hate working Saturdays. But once I started listening to you guys, man, it makes it not so bad.

[A]

It's almost as good as taking a big old hit of Freon.

[E]

That's exactly right.

[A]

You know, air conditioning guys are my favorite.

[E]

I got in the car this morning and. And Bobbo was doing his Rush Limbaugh. And I love that, man. That's the best darn thing on the radio. And I listen to Rush Limbaugh sometimes during the week, not because I'm a huge fan, but just because I'm a big fan of talk radio and news and.

[A]

And you do Freedom.

[E]

Sometimes when I'm listening to him, I can't help but think of Bob. O Man impersonating.

[A]

Who does a better. Rush. Rush. Or does Bobbo do a better rush than Rush?

[B]

Bobbo's better.

[E]

Bobbo is much better.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

I will tell you what happens. A lot of people, they get in traffic. And these are not your good Hummer driving Americans I'm talking about. They've got what they call a quote, smart car.

[A]

Smart car Prius.

[C]

A Prius.

[A]

A log. Carbon footprint.

[C]

Oh, God, I hate these people.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Because they don't know their way around a glass of whiskey?

[B]

Well, one thing you don't know that.

[C]

I don't trust a man who doesn't drink.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Don't trust a man that doesn't drink, says Rush.

[C]

How can you.

[A]

I'd like a bumper sticker that says.

[B]

That, you know, Donald.

[C]

Donald Trump said that he'd never had a drop of alcohol in his life during the campaign, and it cost him a lot of, you know, a lot of respect on my part, really. But then I. I just figured out he was lying.

[A]

What do you think about these guys that buy these electric Teslas for 100,000?

[B]

Oh, man.

[C]

I think they've probably never spent any quality time around a beaver.

[A]

Oh, Jason, the line one. He hung up right when we said that. I had a Tesla, man. A beaver.

[B]

Oh, yeah, beaver.

[C]

Wildlife.

[A]

Like leave it to beaver.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cleaver.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Look, for someone who works hard, a beaver is what you're looking for.

[B]

That's what we're all looking for. 100 grand out of the.

[C]

Out of the box. Eat those trees, you little bastards.

[A]

They're worth 50, 000 like the day after you buy them. But, but Tesla, Tesla stock is the highest thing in the. It's valued higher than General Motors.

[B]

It's not really.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

For real.

[A]

If you take the market cap, the numbers of shares per, you know the, per the, the number of shares per current price. It's worth more than General Motors. And the, the depreciation on teslas. Seriously, year one is not 50, but it ain't far from it. Well, it's the heaviest appreciating car in the market. I don't even bid them.

[C]

What's driving the price point right.

[A]

Of the stock. Yeah, I think they do more than cars. That's what it is. Well, they've got some solar panels that are coming out and they keep blasting these rockets around. Well, that's a different company. I don't think Rocket X is on the same balance sheet. Maybe not Rocket X, but the solar panels and stuff like that. But do you think salt. I mean more than General Motors. But someone has to account for the fact that the first year depreciation on the product is 40. Oh, you got to be a rich.

[B]

I'm many of them. Are there on the road any concept?

[A]

No idea. Okay, no idea. I think good old American guys, you know what they like? They like Corvettes. That's what we're going to talk to Mike in Houston. 04 vet Z06 with 40. Mike, are you going to sell this and buy it? Buy a Tesla?

[E]

No, no, I'm not.

[A]

Good, good. Then we'll keep you on the air.

[E]

I'll tell you what though, this Corvette is probably one of the best riding cars I've ever had. You know and my father left it to me. He passed away a couple years ago and it was. It's a mint condition and it has around 40,000 miles on it. And that's a 2004 Z06.

[A]

Well, I'm gonna argue with you on the best riding car you've ever been in because I've. I drove.

[E]

Well, not on these Houston streets. I'm gonna have to lie to you about that.

[A]

I drove one of those from Dallas to right across the. About two hours up 35 one day to my Chevy store when I had it back in Oklahoma. Yes sir. And I mean when I got out of the that thing, I was winded. I felt like I'd rid a motorcycle. But it's cool, it's a hot rod. It's like driving.

[E]

I was like, I'm laying down in it. I'm like laid back in it. Laying down When I'm cruising around it.

[A]

Almost does 15, 16. 15, 16, 17 grand. Buy it.

[E]

Okay, all right, I appreciate.

[A]

Does that buy it? It was a question.

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

No, does that buy it?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, I want to sell it. Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay, go to. Give me the vin.com, load it up, say John said mid to upper teens on the radio. I want to sell it, turn it into money. And we will.

[E]

All right. I appreciate you, brother.

[A]

Thanks, man.

[E]

Blessed weekend.

[A]

Thank you. Bless, Bless. We're praying for him and his kid in his. In his Corvette deal to go down smooth and praying for his father's soul. He passed away and left him the Z06.

[C]

Amen.

[A]

You know we're praying for his father's dope dealer, right, that lost a good customer when his father died. Well, you know guys that drive 06.

[C]

Because to paraphrase the book of Ezekiel, when in doubt, u haul ass.

[B]

I believe that is highly paraphrased.

[C]

I said paraphrase, Jason.

[A]

I'm telling you, these things depreciate so hard. They scare me, these Teslas.

[E]

Hey, I'm sorry I didn't hang up. I'm driving through Houston. I love your show. I listen to y' all at least for years, every Saturday.

[A]

Awesome, thanks.

[E]

Well, what happened is my uncle, he. He's a very well to do man and he literally gave me this Tesla with 22000 miles. He gave it to me for free because it broke. It didn't break down. He. He got stranded twice.

[A]

No, no, that's. If you look at what I posted this a week ago, to buy a Tesla, you need $200,000.

[B]

Why?

[A]

100,000 to buy the Tesla and another hundred to buy a rollback record to follow you around.

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

It's true. It's freaking true. So what year, I mean he. What year model is this thing?

[E]

It's a, it's a 2015 with 22,000 miles. And he gave me the keys because he said he doesn't want it anymore.

[A]

I don't blame him. Now in 15 they only had a Model S, not an X.

[E]

Then it might be a 14. I haven't looked at the specs that much. He gave it to me about two weeks ago.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. Do you have a tie?

[E]

Oh yeah, he gave it to me. But I also wanted to talk about what do you think about Trump pulling out of this so called climate deal? And you know, if Tesla's really made a difference in the world. Of climate change.

[A]

We'll get Russia on the radio in a minute. We'll talk about all that. Melissa, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I just wanted to tell you guys I love you.

[A]

I love you, Melissa. I think I love you more than you love me.

[D]

I don't know. That.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

There's a lot of love going on.

[B]

Are you one of the third story women?

[E]

Am I what?

[A]

He's asking if you're so lovable that you would, that you've had Men Scale 3 story apartment complexes to come visit you.

[E]

Yes. Yes, I have.

[A]

Oh, good.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

She's got the magic. I had a feeling. She's got the magic. She's got the magic in her bones.

[B]

Yeah, baby.

[A]

Hey, Melissa, what city are you?

[E]

I'm in Lake Jackson.

[A]

Lake Jackson. Okay. Well, J.D. we're gonna get you. You're gonna win a date with J.D. we're gonna have some contests and have it all rigged. Where you want to date with J.D.

[E]

All right, I can do that. I mean, I, I cook, I can fix cars.

[A]

Are you lesbian?

[D]

I'm a cat.

[E]

No, I'm not a lesbian.

[A]

Would you. In the right environment.

[E]

Well, I mean, you know, in the right environment, it's got to be pretty hot.

[A]

That, so we've got a qualifier. We did not get a. No.

[B]

No, we did not.

[A]

She would have to be pretty hot.

[B]

Right? Okay.

[D]

I mean, I, I, I mean, you.

[A]

Know, hey, I know I'm on your side, Melissa. I'm, I'm on your side. Go to, go to the show page, the John Clay will show page, and click, like, right, right. Say, hey, this is Melissa. So we can see our, we want to see our fans, right? We want to see our love ones. 800 on radio. It's all about love and prayer, man. I mean, isn't that what it's all about?

[B]

Believe.

[A]

Absolutely. Love and prayer and politics. So Kathy Griffin ripped off Trump's head in a deal and now she's going down. You know, this is stupid. Why did they arrest her?

[B]

Why don't they.

[A]

Yeah, freedom of speech.

[B]

Yeah, it's a real.

[A]

No. Because of the parody thing.

[B]

Yeah, it's a parody kind of.

[C]

You know, when Hunter Thompson said that George H.W. bush should be dragged through the streets of Washington in chains, the Secret Service did call him up and talk to him.

[B]

Kathy said the Secret Service has called her.

[A]

Of course.

[C]

I don't doubt it.

[B]

I don't doubt it either. The worst part of the week is she lost her endorsement deal with Squatty Potty.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah. She lost her endorsement.

[C]

This is real.

[B]

She had an endorsement. That's the funniest part of the. That's the funniest part of the whole story. She lost her endorsement deal with Squatty Potty.

[C]

What is that?

[B]

What is Squatty Potty? It's a little bench that you put in front of your toilet that you squat that. That you stand up on and you squat over the top of the. The toilet. This is a true story. Look it up. And she had an endorsement deal with him also. Well, she's also at a couple of clubs in New York and cancel her dates. Cancel her dates.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But seriously, Squatty Potty dropped her and did. As did cnn.

[A]

Is she transgender?

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

She's beautiful, dude. Come on, Bobo.

[A]

See the door out there? See the door over there? You need to go out there and air out. Let the oxygen get into your brain.

[C]

How so?

[A]

Get your whole eyeball straighten out. You did take a Viagra. Lindy told me when you take a full one, you get. Your nose starts running and your eyes get fuzzy.

[C]

Oh, no. But I mean, compared to like 10 years ago, she is awesome looking now. Compared to what she was.

[A]

I've got a story to tell. I've got a story. Screw Kathy Griffin. With her, I will. I went to the lake on Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday.

[B]

You went to the lake.

[A]

Memorial Day.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And a buddy of mine has a big boat, okay.

[B]

One of those big ones, like, you.

[A]

Know, million dollar C. Ray, big one. And he has other friends that have.

[C]

Million dollar boats, okay.

[A]

And they tie them all up together.

[B]

In the party big party cove.

[A]

And they hit his stereo system. $70,000.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

And the guy next to him is probably 120.

[B]

Well, sure.

[A]

70 foot yacht on Lake Lewisville. I mean, an ocean going yacht.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not a boat. Looks like something that James Bond would be an octopusy, dude.

[B]

Like a ski boat. But you're the biggest boat on the.

[A]

And he had.

[B]

You're a big. Of course, dude.

[A]

I felt like I was okay, so, so they have. I never seen anything like this. So they all tie up together, together. And I was like, I feel like I'm watching a movie. I feel like this is produced. I. I was telling him. I was like, I feel like I've, you know, this didn't all just come together naturally. I was like, he's like, no, no, no.

[B]

It evolved.

[A]

There's a Google Drive follow.

[B]

I'm not following Google.

[A]

Yeah, and they put their playlist on it. So these guys with these boats get together and they line up their music selection and they stream off the same sort of.

[B]

So all the boats had the same song at the same time. So it's a giant.

[A]

It comes like a damn Mexico nightclub, dude. Unbelievable.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

There was even. Remember Boogie Nights? When the girl OD'd at the party. I felt like I was at the pool party in Boogie Night. There was a girl dancing. Dancing on the corner of this big yacht. And then whoop. She's out of here. Nose starts bleeding. Wham. Get her out of here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Those parties. Oh, God.

[A]

Have you.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I used to love live there weekends. Other people's boats.

[A]

Did you see a lot of weird stuff?

[B]

Oh, unbelievably weird stuff. Especially around 2am I loved it when the cops would come by because they would. Everybody, all the girls would freak out momentarily until the cops got the cameras out and all the cops wanted were pictures of the girls topless. And then they take off.

[A]

Show me your boobies.

[B]

That's it. That was it. It was great.

[A]

Honey Badger. Have you seen the Honey Badger commercials? There's a honey Badger don't give a blunt.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know those.

[A]

That's the name of his boat.

[B]

Honey Badger. Yeah. The party brings back some good memories.

[A]

It was fun.

[B]

Good times.

[A]

I. I enjoyed my Memorial Day outing. For sure. We. We good people. Watch.

[B]

I didn't hang out million dollar yachts, but it was.

[A]

It was fun. Yeah, it was. Anybody who. Who goes out there knows the scene. I'm talking about a 2012 single cab. 21,000 mile. Jerry, you know if. Is it a ST or SLT?

[C]

Man, I don't.

[E]

I don't really know what it is.

[A]

Go to the website. Give me the VIN dot com. Load it up. 800. 800 radio. David, is this a Wrangler Rubicon? It's a what?

[E]

The Jeep Wrangle.

[A]

Yeah. Is it a Rubicon?

[E]

No, it's a mic edition.

[A]

What? What?

[E]

Oscar mic.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. Is it 30 grand?

[E]

No, it's a 64. Payoff. Payoff.

[A]

You're hammered so deep your nose started bleeding. Somebody get him out of here. See ya. He just OD'd on payoff. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. We don't want. We don't want anybody showing up. Jason, a 14. High country. Is it leather? It was.

[E]

Say. Say it again.

[A]

Is your high country a diesel or gas?

[E]

Gas.

[A]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[E]

It's stock.

[A]

Okay. Leather roof. Nav. High country. 14 Chevy with 72. Is it 30 grand 34. Ah, it's a lot of miles for 34. Once you can knock the miles back on it.

[B]

No.

[A]

I just don't.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

You can't get there with 72 on it. Is that payoff or something? Where's this 34 number coming from?

[E]

Yeah, that's. That's payoff, man.

[A]

Your payoff. That's a you problem, dog. That ain't a me problem. That doesn't change the value of this car. If you owned it for free, it'd still be worth 30. If you owed 50 on it, still be worth 30. It's 30 grand. I'll give 30 grand. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on this radio station in your city on this day at this time. Because we're local.

[C]

We are.

[A]

We're local.

[B]

And it's 1021.

[C]

Locals.

[B]

Better locals always.

[A]

And we love the winner.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com I've been.

[A]

Buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years, off the radio for 10. Why can't I buy yours off a picture on my website, givemetheven.com because I can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad had the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with give me the vin first, you may need to get your head checked. We are the best buyer on cars, sight unseen top money. And if we don't beat carmax, we owe you 100 bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car. You need a vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail] I didn't go to YouTube. Did you go to YouTube? Avo?

[C]

No, I missed it.

[A]

I don't really care. I could have gone. I don't know. I mean, I thought about it, but I was like, ah, I'd rather go drink.

[B]

I would have to sit at a.

[A]

Bar and drink cold Miller lights in a schooner day. Then go listen to Bono sing about the streets with no name. I don't like a lot of this stuff. I don't dislike you two. I love you two. No, I don't love them. I like them.

[C]

I really wanted to hear him do losing my religion. Man. That's a far out.

[A]

It's Rem. I'd rather go see Remember than you two. Oh, is it really? Yeah.

[C]

I love A.R.

[A]

I think I'd rather go see the cult.

[C]

I thought I loved you too.

[A]

I love you too, Uncle Waldo. Uncle Waldo, Is it time we're doing another one?

[B]

I believe we are.

[A]

Is it that time? I believe so.

[B]

And now for all you fine art lovers, it's time for the Wolf Show Players to pull back the curtain and share story time with our lovely little Miss Applebottom and the kitties.

[A]

Apple Bottom.

[B]

Our story begins with Ms. Applebottom's latest assignment. Ms. Applebottom says.

[A]

Now, children, I've asked you yesterday to bring a real life story complete with a moral at the end. Bobby, do you have? Bobby says, yes, Mrs. Apple Bottle, would you please stand and tell your story to the class?

[B]

So Bobby stands up.

[C]

Well, my daddy raises chickens. And last weekend we got all our eggs ready to take to town and sell them. And my daddy hit a armadillo in the road and the basket of eggs fell off of the toolbox and broke all of them.

[A]

And what is the moral to your story, Bobby?

[C]

Note put on all are your eggs.

[A]

In the same basket. Oh, very good, very good.

[C]

At one time my daddy put 15 eggs in the incubator.

[A]

That's fine, Bobby, thank you.

[C]

Eleven of them hatched. The other four just burned right up.

[A]

Oh, Bobby.

[C]

Except one of them only made half a chick and it was alive.

[A]

That's enough, Bobby.

[C]

Think chickens before they hatch, Johnny.

[A]

What a dumb country chicken lover, Johnny. Well, he is. Well now, Johnny, perhaps you'd like to share your story. I will. See, when my uncle Butch was in the war, he got plane shot down 600ft over to Kurt.

[D]

Oh my goodness.

[B]

Which Johnny says, yeah.

[A]

And all that was was his AK47, his army knife and a case of beer from the commissary.

[D]

Oh my.

[A]

What on earth did he do, Will? He drank the whole case of beer on his way down land right in the middle of 67 and Hamishai. And well shot down. He was out of bullets and killed all but 11 of them.

[C]

What?

[A]

Then he took his army knife and he killed eight more.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Until his knife broke off in one of them and the other three killed his own damn bare hands.

[C]

Oh, man, you're lying.

[A]

Shut up, Bobby. I'll kill you. Now boys, stop it. That's very exciting tale, Johnny. Is there a moral to your story? Do it.

[B]

Which Johnny replies, yeah.

[A]

Don't ever screw with my Uncle Butch. When he's had a case of beer.

[B]

Players and the story of Johnny. And the school stories.

[A]

What's the son of a doing? Turley? The son of the doing right now. Yeah. Let's hear from him.

[C]

Who are you calling Her? He doesn't need need a new six disc remastered sergeant Pepper collection because he only listens to the Beatles when he's stoned. The Bejesus belt. He doesn't cook breakfast on weekdays because he's convinced that the Breakfast jack is one of God's perfect foods. His coffee is better than yours because his coffee is laced with scotch. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I I do make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy. Yeah buddy. Yeah buddy. Good morning. This is. We've got about 20 minutes left in on on the buzz and ZPs, ZZO and the brew and everybody else is riding with us through the 12 o' clock hour. Remember, you can get the podcast at our show site John claywolf.com Riding the storm out like REO Speedwagon. It has been rainy down here. Boy, has it ever gotten the Rangers. You watch it last night, Turley. I mean they held the Astros off till like the fifth inning and they just kept blowing the F out. Just terrible. They've. Well, the Astros are the best team in the baseball right now, which is very surprising. But hey, Astro fans enjoy the ride until the playoffs. So they, they may pucker up a little bit in the playoffs. You think the Yankees are going to come knocking? I don't know about that. They still. They kind of struggling lately. Lately. But playoffs is a different game. When is the next NBA game? Is it tonight? Tomorrow? Sunday? Sunday. Golden State whooped up on him the other night. And yeah, with Durant, you see the difference. Adding that to the mix, they're going to win this. This year. They could last. Yeah, well, I don't know if. I mean it's six games. But last year they got lucky. Cleveland a little bit because there's some injuries. Steph was injured a little bit. Suspension to Draymond. But now you know what? They don't need those two guys with KD playing like that. Everyone's talking about why, what LeBron James has to do to get the cred to be the best basketball player on earth over Michael Jordan. And I've got an answer, Bob. You know what it is? Maybe whenever he sells as many shoes as Michael Jordan, that's the deal.

[B]

All shoe sales.

[A]

Do you know how much money Michael Jordan has Made in shoes even. Imagine, dude, I Jordans came out when I was in fifth grade. I'm 44.

[B]

Forever and ever.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that right? He gets a nice check still coming through. He. He hadn't played basketball. Anybody still has new Jordans? No, it's a big chat. Dude. It's crazy. I mean it's like 400 million year or something. That's why he's a. I mean he gambles hundreds of thousands, thousands of dollars on golf course because he can just do it. It's like, ah, this is my Jordan shoe. Money doesn't count.

[B]

Like you and me throwing a buck.

[A]

Grab a couple of calls. Stacy. League City. Good morning. Good morning. I'm not a very good buyer on 123000 mile 09 Pontiac G6. The miles are just too high. What? What, what do you need for it?

[E]

What do I need it for?

[A]

No, no, no. I know what you need it for. You need to drive it. What? What do you need for it? What do you want for it? Do you need more than 1500 for it?

[E]

I was hoping so.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Two or three?

[A]

Two or three? I might be able to do two.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

If that will work. Let me look. We're League City, Texas. Does it have leather or anything?

[E]

No.

[A]

Did you already buy another one?

[E]

No, not yet.

[A]

What are you going to do? Like if I bought this car today, what will you drive tomorrow?

[E]

Go get a new car.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, go to givetheven.com we'll buy it. We'll take you to the new one too. And JD we're gonna get you a date with JD808. Everybody's gonna date JD is date JD you're just so damn good looking. I'm just trying to get you laid. We'll be right back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john playwolf.com.

[A]

Well, tell me why. Why? Everybody's listening. You've sold us cars before. How did the process work?

[E]

Oh, as smooth as can be, man. Sold through my. One of my mother's cars or my brother's cars. One of my own. Literally gave it in. You came and picked it up and had a check for me.

[A]

The key thing we did what we said we would do. So that's what I, that, that's what I'm trying to get across people because people think this is too good to be true.

[E]

Because you know, hey, I tell everybody. Call John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Sell us your car.

[B]

Give me the bin dot com.

[C]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail]. this is a summertime song if there ever was one. We need to be on the lake.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Crank this up on a boat.

[A]

Crank this up on a boat. Tea backs, baby Smokey, a big fatty. Then it sets in. You're like, oh, man, I shouldn't have smoked that much.

[C]

Exactly. No, don't do that.

[B]

Don't ruin your life.

[A]

Listen, Turn it up. This is a good tune. This was a good album. You know, my expectations for this album were bad. And I remember I was young because I was a big VH fan.

[C]

I think we all felt the same way.

[A]

And when it. And you listen to it. 5150 and no, wait. Yes. The second one was. Oh, you. 812, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But this was on 5150, was it not? Yes, yes. And this was not a hit. This was just a deep cut. Oh, it's good. Good, good, good, good. Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne, Dwayne. 07 vet hard top stick. 50,000 miles. What color?

[E]

It's yellow.

[A]

Y average, rough or clean?

[E]

I'd say clean.

[A]

20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. With 50. 26. 27.

[E]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay. To 07.

[E]

Yeah. The Z06, man.

[A]

I know we're selling the new bodies. I sold a new body. 14 with 12 for 40 at the sale yesterday.

[C]

40.

[A]

Lost two grand on these. Bets are coming down a little bit.

[E]

Yeah, I know, man.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[E]

Yeah, I'm really trying to get closer to 32, man.

[A]

Okay, 800. 807. 234 is I. You hung up? I. Oh, he was too high. Two highs don't last too long.

[C]

Can't get there.

[A]

I want to do Casey Kasum's top 10, but I don't want to lose Van Halen. Summer night. So I'm torn.

[B]

Can we do Casey under the.

[A]

Hey, you just can't.

[B]

Good morning, Johnny.

[A]

Good morning.

[B]

I love Van Halen. Do you love them?

[A]

Good stuff. It's that summertime, man. Memorial Day.

[B]

It's a number one hit.

[A]

Summer.

[B]

Has 84 started? Absolutely. Hey, you know, Tiger woods has been in the news. Yep. Tiger Woods. He attributed his unexpected reaction to some prescription medication this week to his stop of the police officers said wasn't drunk, and he wasn't actually, but we still. Of the top 10 Tiger woods lines of the week.

[A]

Top 10 Tiger woods funny lines of the week.

[B]

Little things people have been saying about Tiger. Are you ready?

[A]

Like tweets. Little tweets.

[D]

Little.

[B]

Little things. Like Facebook. Yeah. And Tiger said no one could screw up a career worse than one day. Kathy Griffin said, hold my beer. He just should have used a driver a lot. Would never drive under the influence. But a Tiger would miss. Tiger is back and he's gone. Tiger thought a mad wife was as bad as it could get. Then he met the Viking and Ambien twins. 18 holes in one day. And still times find time for golf. Tiger Woods. His driving was erratic, but his putting was worse. These are awful. He said he's the high of the Tiger. At least he didn't lose a squatty potty endorsement. This is actually number two. Just DUI it. And number one, you have one job. At least I'm not Kathy Griffin. There you go. The top 10 Tiger woods lines of the week. It's been quite a week. People making fun of poor Tiger. But he'll be back. You know he will. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[A]

I saw Randy the Chipmunk.

[B]

Really?

[A]

At the Coffee Pot earlier. He was telling me that he was in the car with Tiger.

[B]

Somehow doesn't surprise me at all.

[A]

Brandy's a partier.

[B]

He's around all the party people.

[A]

Go get him. Let's go get. Let's talk to him about it.

[B]

He's in, talking to Casey. Hang on.

[D]

Hey. Yeah.

[C]

Hey.

[D]

Tell you what happened.

[B]

Well, yeah. What happened?

[D]

I was out in Carolina scouting golfers.

[B]

You were scouting golfers?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I gotta make some money back, so I scouting this colonial. Went real good.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

I gotta ride with this guy.

[B]

You gotta ride? Okay.

[D]

Now, I usually don't ride with guys named Tigger.

[A]

Well, he said his name was Tigger.

[B]

Yeah, Tigger. Tigger. It's Tiger, but. Okay, go ahead.

[D]

Why? He was stoned or something. He said, hi, I'm Kicker. You want to ride this squirrel?

[B]

Just like that.

[D]

And I usually get mad when they call me squirrel. But this guy didn't know I could have been a penguin. I got in, and he's all right, you know, but he wasn't really holding the wheel at all.

[B]

Could have been a penguin.

[D]

Daddy's talking with his hand.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

He said, my dad taught me the game of golf.

[B]

His daddy taught him golf?

[D]

He said, three wood, Tigger.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Get on that three wood widget now.

[B]

Three woods.

[D]

He didn't Even have his eyes open. He's laid back. He looks like he's asleep. Talking with his hands and eating a Taco Bell chili. Cheap burrito.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

None of this was in the.

[A]

I said, how you look out? What? Yeah. The cops are killed. Coming.

[B]

Oh, yeah. They were pulling.

[D]

I was just bluffing. I thought maybe he'd slow down. I could hop out.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

No. Sure enough, here comes the poo poo.

[B]

Here come the police.

[D]

Yeah. They got him out of the car.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And made him walk around.

[B]

Yep, they did.

[D]

His hair looked hard. They slapped him a couple of times.

[B]

No, I don't believe that.

[D]

Yeah, he did. Poked him in the eye.

[C]

No.

[D]

Mess his hair up. Said, hey, we're gonna take your picture. We got tired woods. They're funny. Out in Carolina.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. I think a kind of prejudice against golfers in Carolina.

[B]

I believe this happened in Florida, but go ahead.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I thought I was in Carolina.

[B]

No, it was actually in Florida.

[D]

I'll be there.

[B]

Yeah, I'll be trying to.

[D]

That's why he couldn't drive.

[B]

You ever drive in Florida? Oh, yeah.

[D]

Holy God.

[B]

Crazy people in Florida.

[D]

Yeah, it's rough.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

They're all hooked on the bath salts down in Florida.

[B]

Florida. Didn't know.

[D]

Hey, you know bath salts addicts.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

We'll eat your ass.

[A]

Were you and Tiger doing that Jinkum?

[D]

No. I don't even know what that is.

[A]

What were y' all doing? Bath salts. Were you doing.

[D]

Oh, is that where you fold up the end of a joint halfway down like a little paper fan? And that's what we call a Torpedo, not Jaco.

[A]

So when. When Tiger went to the Popo House, what did you do?

[D]

I hopped out.

[A]

And then what?

[D]

I hopped on a car from the Princess Cruise Line ship.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Back to Galveston.

[A]

And then you worked your way back up to Dallas to be here with us this morning.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Damn.

[D]

And hitchhiked home just like Leon Russell.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Had to get back to the island.

[B]

I got you.

[A]

It wouldn't be a day without you, Mike. A 15 challenger scat pack with 50 on it. Where. Where's this car located?

[E]

Houston, Texas.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

What color is the interior and what color is the exterior?

[E]

The interior is the black leather. The exterior is sublime green.

[A]

Oh, good. I like the. Is it a shaker?

[B]

Sublime.

[E]

No, it's not a shaker. It's a scat pack.

[A]

With 50. Right. Yes. Clean carfax.

[E]

Clean.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Very clean.

[A]

No, clean Carfax with 50,000 miles. The miles are muddy is what I call that muddy. Miles are just, they're not high, they're not low, they're just mud. We're not gonna get anybody excited over the miles. I think it's a 27 and a half, 28. If it had 30 on it, it'd be a different story. Okay, has it turned 50,000 miles yet?

[E]

No, it's going to turn in maybe another 30.

[A]

30 miles.

[E]

30 miles, yeah.

[A]

Yeah. All right, well, I mean, you know, 28 is what I'm thinking. If that works, go to giveme the vin.com and load it up and we'll buy it.

[B]

All right, man.

[A]

Thank you. That's right. That's what you do. That's what you do.

[B]

Slam that hose.

[A]

Yeah. When I'm on the auction block, I have this big black hose. It's my big black hose.

[B]

Big black hose. And I slap it it to make a big noise.

[A]

To make a big noise. That's me yelling at the auction when we're. Cuz I, I get the energy up.

[B]

You got to be exhausted.

[A]

One and we.

[B]

That's over.

[A]

We. I get the energy up and, and get, get. Let everybody know where they to sell the cars. We're not going to screw around. And there's nothing worse. Most of these share, these sharecropper wholesalers, they, they, they run cars and they have 10 of them and they sell four of them. And then you have good buyers trying to buy them. And like, it brings 30 grand. Like, oh, it takes 500 more. They always do that. It just screws everything. So we just sell them all and keep the, Keep the circulation. Yes. Keep the momentum going. We lose money all the time. Sometimes more than I'd like to admit. But hey, Brad, a 15 roush, stage three. I like them a lot, but I need to look it up. I don't know it off the top of my head. I haven't had one in six months. Okay, can you go to givemetheven.com and let me look at it after the show?

[E]

Yeah, we'll do it.

[A]

Thank you, sir. What city?

[E]

Thank you. Springdale, Arkansas.

[A]

Cool. No, I'd love to go up there and get that car. I've got a lot. I've got a buddy up there in Fayetteville that we can make the transition. The transaction at his place. We load them on trucks and bring them down from Arkansas.

[B]

Did you have a cool car of the week?

[A]

Cool car the week. Audi R8. Yep. Turley sent me a picture of it. He's like, man, this car's too High. We're gonna pass. And I said, I didn't say that. What can I mean? He said, this car, I think it's all of it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes, all of it. That means too high.

[B]

Too high. Okay.

[A]

You know, it's not stupid, too high. It's just all of it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Do you want to give 80 grand, right, to sell one for 80 grand, right? I was like, just buy it. That's just pretty. Just buy the damn thing. I, I, I'd rather lose a thousand and say that I owned it than not. We wind up making 600 bucks on it.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

So you never know. I mean, who else in the. Would any of you guys invest $80,000 to make 600?

[B]

No. No, I wouldn't. Just because at that level you can just as easily lose 2000.

[A]

Well, in our business, it's just a real number numbers game. It's a real volume game. You never know. What if that car would have jumped up and made three grand? What if it would have lost two? You don't never know. But, but if you have them, if you don't own them, you'll never know. That's true. We try to buy anything that makes sense. If it makes half ass sense, we're gonna buy it. If it makes no sense, if it's 17 grand car, what's it take? Oh, it takes 25. Yeah, forget it.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

You know, that didn't even make sense in the retail market, right? But if it makes sense, right. Going to buy it. We, we, we buy cars all the time that lose. Okay. There's a Bronco downstairs.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We gave 4,000 for it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I was just looking in this Bronco. It's a 94 Bronco and it has a for sale sign in the back.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Guess what? They were asking 2500. Wow. Did you notice that, Turley? No, I haven't looked at it. Yeah, there's a for sale sign on the back of it. 2500.

[B]

2500 bucks. O or best off.

[A]

And we gave four grand for it. Boy, I wonder what we hit it at first. I have no idea. No, but it, you know, we bought a nice.04 a knife for Bronco, right? I think it'll work from four grand.

[B]

If you can make some money on it.

[A]

And you know, it sucks that we didn't ask the guy what he'd take for it before we priced it. I don't care. Hey, if we can make a couple hundred bucks, good. I don't give a damn. I want. Because all that guy's gonna do is tell his friends that he went to givemetheven.com and they gave him like 1500 more than he was asking. Hell yeah. It's pretty hard to beat that spreading. Okay, hour number four coming up. Remember the podcast is at John Clay wolf.com it'll be up this afternoon as is the rest of them. Dallas the buzz listeners go over to 90 Houston 97.5 for the next hour. Remember that buzz Listers, you jump over to espn. We'll be there in the next hour. And everybody else that we're losing, sorry. And everybody else, hang on. The John Clay Wolf show call at 800800 radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail] it's temporary. This is, reminds me of the Electric Fat Girl.

[B]

What is it at?

[C]

What is that?

[A]

There's this bar in Fort Worth called the Electric Cowboy.

[B]

Cowboy?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And it slowly turned into the Electric Fat Girl.

[C]

Is it still open?

[A]

And then it's turned into the Electric Fat Black Girl.

[C]

What?

[B]

The next step is the Electric Gay Guy.

[A]

Oh really?

[B]

Yeah, that's the, that's the progression. Country bar, fat chick bar, gay gay bar.

[C]

The year old hangout. It burned down.

[B]

Then it burns the Rainbow Room.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

God, hate when that. Yeah.

[A]

I do have a drinking thing. I've been having fun though.

[B]

Are you having fun? It's all a matter.

[A]

That's all that matters. Wife and kids are out of town for a month.

[B]

You're just kicking it for a month.

[C]

That's kind of so nothing to do back in the old days.

[B]

Yeah, I'm saying you're finding plenty to do.

[A]

Well, I mean I'm used to getting off at 5:30 and rushing home.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And there's nothing to go.

[B]

It's nice for married guys with kids every once in a while get a chance to kick back.

[A]

I don't even, I really don't like going home.

[B]

Well, you got nothing to go home for.

[A]

Nothing, right? And it's a long drive.

[B]

It's a long drive in a big empty house.

[A]

I haven't been home much.

[C]

Why would you?

[A]

I, I, I don't know.

[C]

Why should you?

[A]

I've been in traveling. I've, I've stayed in Florida hotel.

[C]

Tonight you get to see Travis Trit.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Listen to him play love songs. That sounds terrible.

[B]

He actually puts on a good show.

[C]

He's Travis Trist.

[A]

No, for him to go, for John.

[B]

To Go at all, much less by himself.

[C]

Oh, he'll be the biggest fan in the world Monday, next week, he'll be like Travis Trist, number two singer of all time.

[B]

Jerry died.

[A]

But what's funny is, like, going and having some beers after work.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You run into some old friends. Sure. But what I've noticed is I run into those same old friends every night.

[B]

Every night. They're living in the barn.

[A]

That's their life.

[B]

Yeah, it's their life. That's kind of sad.

[A]

It's not sad. It's just they're single and they don't have anything to do either, so it reminds you of what you do. I couldn't imagine being single. No, you were. You were single for a long time and you were sober.

[B]

I'm still single.

[A]

You live with. You live with a woman?

[B]

Well, yeah, but I mean, I'm still single.

[A]

You've lived with a woman for two and a half years.

[B]

30 years.

[A]

Oh, okay. So at the end of the day, does she text you, what time will you be home, babe?

[B]

No.

[A]

Never.

[B]

Never.

[A]

J. You're just lying. I'm not.

[B]

We don't do that. We don't do that when you're going to be home, babe.

[A]

Don't do that.

[C]

Is she a nudist like you are?

[B]

No, not at all.

[C]

I'm just curious.

[B]

Not at all.

[A]

We don't do that. Y' all live together for two years?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you vacation together.

[B]

Yeah. I know when she's going to be home. We don't do the whole when you going to be home deal. That's a. That's a wife saying, dude, you're married too long.

[A]

She doesn't ask you when you're gonna be home. Does she not cook dinner?

[E]

No.

[B]

Sometimes. Sometimes she does. Sometimes she does.

[A]

So she cooking dinner, does she not? Hey, dinner will be ready at seven.

[B]

No, I just. I know.

[A]

I'm just lying. He's just lying to be lying. No, I'm not.

[B]

Listen, I work at home.

[A]

So you're asking her. He's asking her, hey, babe, what time.

[B]

You gonna be home?

[A]

I got the house all clean and got the roast in the crock.

[B]

Never.

[A]

Once I got my apron on and my jeans jingling. You know, I'm a nudist, so it's just as good.

[C]

So she wouldn't mind if you called a couple of dancers over to the house, say, on a Wednesday night?

[B]

No, not at all.

[C]

No, she'd be fine with that.

[B]

Fine with that.

[A]

Well, then let's line that up for him, Bobbo.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Let's just see how all that goes down. Let's test JD's single ISM.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Send strippers to his house.

[B]

I've had all that.

[A]

I have a friend, this buddy of mine, Chris Bass, if you've heard of the Bass brothers, of course. Right. Well, he's the son of one of them. And he literally sent a prostitute to my door one night. Two in the morning, three in the morning. A black prostitute.

[B]

Why?

[A]

When I was married to my first wife and he was. He was sitting out in the car laughing.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Cuz she, she ding dong at 3 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[A]

Is John Clay here?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was looking at this big old galaxy red lipstick. My wife answered the door. I bet she's right there with me. Are you John Clay? You the one that called me? Well, I'm here, honey. I'm like. She looked at me, she's like, what? I'm like, this is a gig. This is a gag. And I hear this laughing out in the street. That's when you've got too much money to buy prostitutes for your friends. Just, just for a bit.

[C]

Just to send the car some 60 bucks too.

[A]

Tyler, Good morning. You're the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning.

[A]

Hey. Hey. Where you from?

[E]

Baton Rouge.

[A]

Btr, Are you listening to us on the Eagle?

[E]

We are, yeah.

[A]

Cool. Okay. You got a 072 ton Chevy. Is it the old body or the new body?

[E]

New body.

[A]

Extended cab roof and leather. Yeah, but extended cab. Not crew cab.

[E]

Not crew cab.

[A]

Not. That's not very normal. Is it an LTZ extended cab?

[E]

It is.

[A]

Okay. Does it have factory navigation?

[E]

It doesn't.

[A]

Okay. Average. Rough or clean? Clean 20 inch wheels, good tires. No Louisiana package. You know what a Louisiana package is?

[E]

I've got mud tires on it and a leveling kid and then.

[A]

But a real Louisiana package is wore out tires, a cracked windshield, a whiskey dent on one of the rear quarters.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

It needs a hell of a detail.

[E]

I do. I do have a cracked windshield.

[B]

I do.

[A]

Is there a little rub somewhere on the body? Like just, just that little drunk rub?

[E]

No, no, nothing Too bad. I might have a scuff, but. No, not my. I know what you're talking about because all my friends have it.

[A]

I think he. I think this car has a Louisiana package. But it's fine.

[E]

It doesn't. It doesn't.

[A]

It's a light Louisiana.

[E]

Give me a couple months and it.

[A]

Might have 130,000 miles. Is it worth. Is it a four wheel drive or two? It's got to be a four wh. Drive.

[E]

It is a two wheel drive.

[A]

Oh, that's why he's selling it. They're going to take away his. His. His hunter's card if he doesn't get a four wheel drive.

[E]

Oh, no, buddy.

[A]

Right.

[E]

No, I'm. I'm looking to either. I'm looking to go back to a cat eye, you know, just the classic body style. Either that or. And maybe get a diesel. I'm not sure yet.

[A]

I think it's a $8,500 rig, maybe nine.

[E]

Oh, no, I was looking for more around 11, 5.

[A]

Not for a two wheel drive. 130,000 mile extended cab. I like the roof and I like the leather, but it's an extended cab, not a crew. And they just don't bring the money. Nine, maybe 10. Would 10 buy it? No, I can't do 10, man.

[E]

I appreciate it.

[A]

What's it take to buy it, Johnny Cash?

[E]

11, 5, or 12?

[A]

Okay. Let me, baby. No, no, no. It ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. Yeah, it's just too high. If there's a crew cab, I'd be all over it like a cheap suit. You know, there's a lot of Mexicans in Texas, and they have big families, and it's that. That's really where these cars go is. Is the Hispanics buy them and they want their four doors because they got to put 12 people in there. You think. You think it sounds stupid and you think I'm being a jerk. The 12 people part is a joke. Yeah, but the six ain't.

[C]

This could be reasonable.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, Romero Romo, he's here to back me up.

[C]

Depending on your age.

[A]

Oh, in your age.

[C]

Your age.

[A]

Well, when you. I mean, for. This is a grandpa truck. I mean, how many grandkids do you have, romero?

[C]

Something like 49.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

So you need a passenger van.

[C]

Well, with three children.

[A]

All right.

[C]

I mean, after all, there is such a thing as love in a family.

[A]

Tony Roma's dad. Are you a Trump supporter?

[C]

I don't want to talk about the politics anymore no more.

[B]

You're done. You're tired.

[C]

I was a Bernie Sanders man.

[B]

Oh, you were?

[A]

Really?

[B]

I wouldn't pick that out. Wouldn't have picked you, Bernie gal.

[C]

And if Hillary could not have stolen this primary.

[B]

Ah, yes, Hillary did. Kind of stole it from him, didn't he?

[A]

I think.

[C]

I think Bernie might have had a better chance.

[A]

I heard that.

[B]

Would have had a better chance.

[A]

I let Tony Romo. Your son was on the side of the debates, throwing Hillary the answers to the questions at 67 yards per hour.

[C]

Yes. Because she have to have them very fast.

[B]

Yeah. So, you know, so she hired Tony to throw her the questions.

[C]

For instance.

[B]

Oh, man.

[C]

The moderator.

[B]

Moderator.

[C]

The Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer says to her, what about your immigration policy?

[B]

Immigration policy.

[C]

She look at Tony.

[B]

She looked at Tony.

[C]

Tony look at El Rojo Garrett.

[B]

Oh, Jason Garrett.

[C]

He get designed.

[B]

Got the sign from Garrett, and he.

[C]

Throw the answer 67 yards per hour.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yes. 111 yards.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

From the back of the auditorium all the way to the podium where he lives. Stand.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And she no catch it.

[B]

She didn't catch it.

[E]

No.

[C]

And then she began to add a little bit. And this is when she have a trouble with the politico.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You know, because you cannot just say, oh, immigration, I like it.

[B]

No, you can't just say, this is what she do. Yeah.

[C]

Over and over. And Mr. Trump, he take advantage of this. I think he does, because he hide the answers in his hair. He did. How you notice that?

[B]

Yeah, I saw him reaching up there, but I thought he was just scratching.

[C]

He waved his hand and caused a little wind. As he do this, he look up.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

And you find the answer in his hair care. And this is how he win. Well, this is how this is done. On this day, when Antonio decided to run, we're going to give him a great big toupee.

[B]

Tony's gonna run.

[A]

Tony's gonna run for what?

[C]

Now that he know the secret? Oh, of course. He runs for something small like the dog catcher, because he has such good experience with the animals.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

Yeah, he helped with Dallas Animal control for a while. I didn't know that a couple of years ago.

[A]

Do you think Tony can win the dog catcher race?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Good.

[C]

He kind of. When he was collecting out of animals for the Dallas Animal Control, he wants to wrote a dachshund 48 yards straight into the truck and landing the truck, bang, in a high, tight spider. This is what we call the long dog.

[B]

The long dog.

[A]

Gary in Baton Rouge, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hi, man, how are you?

[A]

I'm good. We're just cutting up. That really wasn't Tony Romo's dad, I don't think. What you got?

[E]

I'm calling about a 2002 Camaro B28. It's Aztec silver, leather interior. Got about 51, not quite 51,000 miles on it.

[A]

Is it a WS6?

[E]

No, this is a Camaro.

[A]

I mean. Okay, so it's not, it's not a fire. It's not Trans Am. Got you. I thought, I thought it said Trans Am on the board here. A Z 28. Okay. I don't know. You know, it's five, six, seven grand depending.

[E]

Okay, well, that's not enough. I mean, the car, the car is in excellent shape. I mean, it looks, everybody says that car looks brand new, but this one basically is. I didn't have it very much. And most of those miles or long trips to, you know, Colorado or Tennessee for vacation, that's about all I need for to go to car shows. So.

[A]

Well, these, these, you know, if it. When these cars get into the goofy money is when they have like 12,000 miles on them. Not saying your car doesn't have good miles because obviously it does because. Let me look it up. Let me, let me double check myself. I've got a little computer here. I can pull up some auction data and see what this. It's not a convertible. It's a coupe. Right.

[E]

Actually has key cops.

[A]

Okay, so let's see some short mile ones. Okay, here's a big one with 4,000 miles. It brought a ton of money. 6,000 miles brought a ton of money. 38. Brought 38, 000 miles in May 2nd in Pennsylvania. Sold for 73.50. 40. How much is your. What will you take for your car?

[E]

I was looking more in the neighborhood of 10.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

I have an extended, I have an extended warranty on it. It has about another year's worth of.

[A]

You could transfer that back. You can go cash that back in, get your money out of it. FYI, Just cancel that and go turn it back in. They have to pay you on the unused portion. I may be an eight grand buyer. It all depends on how nice it is. And the more I talk to you, the nicer it sounds. Can you send us some pictures of this car?

[E]

Yeah, I think if you saw it, you'd have a different impression. I mean, the only thing that's been replaced on the car, the spark plug, the water pump went bad. I had to replace it. And it doesn't have the matching number on that.

[A]

Again. This is like listening to my wife tell me about her workout. I hear you, man. It's nice. That's what I need to know. This is nice. I don't need to know about the spark plugs. I don't need to know about the, the water pump.

[E]

Well, when it's a 69, it makes a hell of a difference. And I just got rid of one of those.

[A]

So you're right. But this is you. You nailed it when it is. But this is not. And that's why it's not. It's just a different category. It's not a collector. It's just a nice ass old car that has collectibility in the future if you want to sit on it for 20 years. So, I mean, I'm with you. I'm not beating on your rig, but yeah, water pumps and spark plugs you needed. The reason they got new ones is because they went out and they needed to be changed. Yeah, that's what keeps auto parts store. But I'll load it up and give me the vin.com. say, hey, this thing takes 10 grand. John was thinking eight. Here's the pictures. Let me know if you'll buy it and we will.

[E]

Okay, well, that sounds good.

[A]

Thanks, Gary. I'm not trying to be mean to people. No, of course not. I'm just trying to get them trained.

[B]

It's the reality.

[A]

Shut up.

[C]

She'll seem a little mean these days.

[B]

You are.

[A]

This is a good song. Who sang this better?

[C]

Sting did a pretty good job of that.

[A]

God, I ain't lying.

[C]

Stevie Ray Von played it well, but he didn't sing the vocals. Yeah, Sting sang the hell out of that song, man.

[A]

I think Jimmy sang it better than Stevie.

[C]

Stevie didn't sing it at all.

[A]

But you don't really even need to. I mean, if you just play the lick. Can you play the lick? Hell no. You're. You're strummer, not a picker, right?

[C]

Yeah, and hardly a strummer at all.

[A]

Ah, you're better than you give yourself credit.

[C]

Tell you, man, old Sting sang the hell out of.

[A]

Are you still singing on the weekends?

[C]

No, no, not in bars or anything.

[A]

You're done?

[C]

Well, I'm done for now.

[A]

For now?

[C]

Yeah. Well, it's all right.

[A]

J.D. were you in a band?

[B]

Never. Well, actually I was. Yeah, I was in a radio show band. Yeah, I played tambourine radio.

[A]

Did you really?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Hey, speaking of tambourine, I. When I went to see the Cult. I'm glad you brought that up. Okay, dude, that Ian. What's his name, the Cult singer. Do you remember those videos with that tambourine he had going? Yeah, he was doing it in the concert. He's the tambourine playing as some I've ever seen in my life.

[C]

Number one. Not number two.

[A]

Yes, number one. He's ahead of Chris Cornell in tambourine. Wow, this guy's a Tam. I mean, just get it going. And you hear it coming through the pa. You're like, just keep playing that tambourine. I don't know. The chick from the Bengals played the tambourine pretty damn good. The best tambourine player in the business is Ian what's his ass from the cult.

[B]

He's hot.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, Davy Jones from the Monkeys was okay, but this guy.

[A]

If y' all got. If y' all listen to some cult this afternoon, turn it up and listen for that tambourine and you will hear what I'm saying. And that is no studio tambourine musician. That is him.

[C]

I'll go you this far. I'm gonna listen to some doors yours and pretend it's the cult.

[A]

Okay? I'm telling you, this tambourine deal was real. I'm glad you brought. Maybe it was just what I was maybe sipping on. I was. I was.

[B]

I was sipping.

[A]

I was. I was. I was hearing the music better than normal.

[B]

Let's put it that some syrup.

[A]

We'll be back. Can cry.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast atjohn clay wolf.com.

[A]

I'Ve been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years, off the radio for 10. Why can't I buy yours off a picture on my website? Giveme the vin.com because I can. That car. You didn't trade in that truck your dad had, the family truckster that aunt Ed Edna died in. If you don't check with give me the VIN first, you may need to get your head checked. We are the best buyer on cars, sight unseen. Top money. And if we don't beat carmax, we owe you 100 bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay wolf show. Call at 800-800-RODE. At 800, 800 RADIO. We have an affiliate, Witch Falls. We keep getting complaints about them not playing music during the break. So keep playing the same commercials over and over again. If y' all write, write the program director of that station, he'll fix it. FYI, we love our guys in Wichita Falls.

[C]

We do.

[A]

Maybe they're off with the playlist a little bit. Oh, this is a good song. Clyde, what up?

[E]

Hey.

[A]

Hey. I got a question for you. I see you're in San Antonio. Is that correct?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

How did you find me? I'm glad you did, but how did you find us? Because we're not on the air down there yet.

[E]

I heart radio.

[A]

Gotcha.

[E]

I used to Travel a lot too. I like to listen to Louisiana stations and stuff.

[A]

You got a hold of a good piece of cat down there years ago and you just hadn't forgot about it. Keep streaming it. Looking for.

[E]

Well, yeah, it's where my, my ex is from. I used to live down there.

[A]

You know what they say in Louisiana, if you ain't drinking and, and screwing, then you're just visiting.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

Okay, so tell me this. Do you listen to KJ in San Antonio, that country station?

[E]

No, I don't like it.

[A]

I think we're going to be on that station, baby.

[B]

New station.

[E]

Okay, well, if you're on it, I'll listen for y'. All.

[A]

Okay. I just, yeah, we've got a lot. We've got, we've got two more country sticks coming up.

[B]

Sticks meaning? Radio station.

[A]

Radio stations in Austin and San Antonio. But yeah, we need, we need to get, we need to get on the air in San Antonio. It's time.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

The Mexicans.

[E]

Your screener fella said I gotta upload the electric pictures because it's too old. Oh, yeah, I got that in, I got that Impala.

[A]

Impala. We got a 06. Yeah, that's the old, old body. Isn't that the same body style as 05? Because the, that different body started in 07.

[E]

Yeah, so I think it was the last one last year before they changed it.

[A]

Who died and left you this car? Why the hell do you have this car with 40,000 miles?

[E]

Well, I, I thought, I thought I was gonna dip my foot into being a used car. So you Salesman. So I bought a couple, but didn't turn out too good, you know.

[A]

Did you get your license?

[E]

Yeah, I'm just, I'm just, I, I, I don't still have it anymore, but I'm just too busy with my other ventures. But I kind of like this car. I was going to keep it myself because it had the leather. And I do like to get a lot of action in the back seat. And with the leather, it's easy to clean up.

[A]

It's like Turley Charlie's the same way. That's why he always wants leather. Leather. Well, I think it's a 25. I mean, I, I think it was three grand before you told me that you, you'd abused the back seats and.

[E]

Well, I didn't use it for that. I was planning on it.

[A]

You know, it's like Ted Bundy buying a Volkswagen Bug. Yeah. Making plans.

[E]

I had some one on one action in the back seat, but, you know.

[A]

One on one is that like. Like solo.

[E]

Yeah, solo. Happening to the.

[A]

Were you listening to The Indigo Girls? Stop.

[E]

3.

[A]

Nothing like the listeners trying to entertain the listeners. Yeah, on a Saturday morning. Talking about entertaining themselves.

[B]

It's gonna make them funny. They're gonna laugh.

[A]

How many laughs per minute was that, Boner? Oh, hell. What do you got, J?

[B]

Let's see here. Well, it happened again in Florida. Mom paid a high school kid to have sex with her. Look at the pictures, John. Here we go. I know you like the pictures. This is a mom. What is going on?

[A]

What is going on in this world?

[B]

Every week it's this. And they're always hot. This is a Florida mom page.

[A]

If my wife wants to go get her teacher certificate, then we're gonna have to talk.

[B]

Okay, we'll pick on the headlines. Now, is this real or is this Facebook folly? Because this stuff floats around all the time. Okay, new, new article out this week. Many Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Is that a true story or is that one fake?

[A]

That's dumb.

[B]

It's stupid and it's true. Msnmsn.com yeah, undeniably. Dairy is the group and they did a research and 7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. All right, this one. How about largest bass caught up in Texas lake using a McDonald's Chicken McNugget. True. Or Facebook folly? Largest bass caught in Texas using a McDonald's Chicken McNugget.

[A]

You know what you can catch good catfish with is Colonel Corn. Whole kernel corn. Put it on your hook. Yep.

[B]

Really?

[A]

No joke. The best thing. I'm going to go with that. Yes. Because of the Colonel Corn experience.

[E]

Ding, ding, ding.

[B]

Fox News.

[C]

It's true.

[A]

Oh, then it's wow, it's fake news.

[B]

Couple found living in a Walmart attic with a hot plate meth lab and a 42 inch TV.

[A]

Absolutely true.

[B]

Yes, that one's fake.

[A]

That one's fake. But we can go find it before the show's over.

[B]

I bet you it's true. And let's see. We'll do one more from the Miami Gazette. Cannibals arrested in Florida claim eating human flesh cured their diabetes and depression. And we have head shots to go with it. We have arrest photos. Other heads eating cannibals arrested in Florida claim eating human flesh cured their diabetes and depression. In Vernal Heights, Florida, they've arrested three practicing cannibals who claim eating human flesh cures both type 1 and type 2 diabetes and depression. Is that true or is that one a Facebook folly? From the Miami Gazette.

[A]

I'm gonna puke in that trash can over there. False.

[B]

Miami Gazette does not exist.

[A]

It's just a.

[B]

It's a fake story.

[A]

Robert, Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, good morning. 13 limited. EcoBoost two wheel drive. Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

Yes, it does.

[A]

What color is the car? The truck I mean.

[E]

It's a tuxedo. Black.

[A]

It's black. It's, it's not black. It's tuxedo black.

[E]

Immaculate.

[A]

Does that power, does it power running boards?

[E]

Yeah, so it's hard automatically open when I open the door.

[A]

I got you. And it has 53000 miles. Clean Carfax. Nice truck. Two wheel drive. Correct? Correct. 25, 26. 25, 26,000.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

All right.

[A]

What's your payoff?

[E]

I think 19, 5. But you know, somewhere around there between 19 and 20.

[A]

Yeah, you got me. You're gonna get money back from us after we make the payoff. You sell to us. That's good. Where do you live?

[E]

Yeah, but I looked online. I live in Houston. I live in Houston.

[A]

They're asking. Oh, I mean, of course they're asking more online. I mean selling to me, you're not going to get retail, right? No. Mean, it just won't work. But I buy cars. So here's what I do. I buy say 250 cars a week. Imagine how many that is a day in an hour. It's a lot. We make 300 bucks a car and we sell them rapid fire to dealers all over the United States. And we lose 2000. We make 2000, we make 800. Like if you take 20 cars run, you'll see 800, 300 lost 1500, lost 1800 made 3000, made a thousand. When all the averages out was 300 bucks a car. And that's just what I do. So those guys buy them from me and then they go mark them up online and put them on cars.com and they, you know, offer financing and warranties and all that crap and, and you know, they're asking 3,000 more than what they gave me for them. Sure. And then they're negotiating with y' all and they're the front end average. So the average profit on a used car in the United States of America is $1,300. Okay. The average dealer profit is $1,300.

[B]

After, after everything, after all the toys and barrels. 1,300 bucks per car.

[A]

And I make 300. Okay. So that's just, you know, I'm, I'm the dope dealer.

[B]

You want one?

[A]

Yeah, but. But the. The neat thing about me is, Is for you is it's just bam, done, check, boom. Next. I mean, you don't have to test drive anybody. You don't have to talk to anybody about anything. Just boom. And I get you as close to the. To the top of the wholesale market as I can. And that's. I'm 25, 26. Think retail on this truck's 29. But that doesn't mean that, you know, somebody's asking 29 grand. That something. Y' all don't walk in, just write a check for 29 grand. That's not how it works. A lot of times, I buy these cars back from the dealers that I sold them to because they can't get them sold, because after 60 days, they punch them, they have them floored with the bank, and they have to move them. They have to move them, or they have to pay them off. So that's how it works. So that's my. That. That's where I'm coming from. And that's why we do that CarMax guarantee thing. You can go to CarMax, get their offer letter. If we don't beat it, then we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. And the reason I do that, A, is to validate my pricing to show you guys that I'm real, because I'll take on the biggest car dealer in the country.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Which is carmax. And B, gives me the opportunity, you know, let them set it in.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Let them price it.

[B]

Waste your time over there.

[A]

Yeah. And then we look and, hey, if we can't beat it, we'll just send you a check for 100 bucks for the chance to beat it, because we beat it about 95% of the time. 90% of time. I send out about five checks a week for 100 bucks. People think that that's a hoax, and they're like, well, I want my hundred bucks. Okay, well, you get your hundred bucks. Sure. But calm down. First of all, it's like they come into our deal all just 100 bucks. Crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, this Carmax offer that you sent us from three months ago, you're wrong. John, pay me. They say, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this CarMax offers three months ago that if you take it back today, it's going to be less.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This is a depreciating asset. It's a tight. It's a game of inches.

[B]

Cars are like that.

[A]

Yeah. But, yeah, if they got a valid CarMax offer, we can't beat it. I'll tell you when we can't beat it. It's real simple. If you bought a car from them and bring it back to them like within eight months, they hit it real hard to make you where you're not mad at them for selling you one so high.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So when we see one that's like three grand high, they're kind of the. It's not a normal market bid. It was a previous customer, A recent, previous customer buyback and they hit it real high. So I'm not ever gonna beat those. Got it.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Thanks, man.

[E]

Got it.

[A]

All right, Aiden. 300, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolfer by cars right here on this station in your town.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[A]

Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] My money, my bid is right there and it will throw it to you right now. It's all automated real time. You wait on nothing. If you're going to the dealership, get a number from us. Givemetheven.com My name is John Claywell and I am the largest wholesaler in all of southwest United States.

[C]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 RADIO. At 800800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemetheven.com Houston, Texas, South Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Northwest, South Texas. How the hell are you? Is this our last segment? This is it. This is it.

[B]

11:46 Central Time.

[A]

We got Randy the the butt muncher.

[C]

To the whipping post.

[A]

This is a good song. Did you sing it well, Bob?

[C]

Oh, thank you. I have been tied.

[A]

You have a good blues voice.

[C]

Yeah, it's from drinking whiskey.

[A]

Hey, there's a. I want to talk to you. Did you get my text about talking about rock? You and me just doing a podcast about music. No, I could do not get any of my. My text messages.

[C]

I got everything you said right here, man. I just don't see them right away.

[A]

When we get done here, let's do a little bit of that for the podcast. Just you and me getting into. Into some.

[B]

Into some. What happened?

[A]

I just dropped an F bomb because I was thinking we were doing the podcast cuz during the podcast I cussed. Yeah, you do. And I just dropped a B. I mean that's. I never do that.

[C]

You're so comfortable all the time.

[A]

I was starting to feel too comfortable.

[C]

Lord, Lord.

[A]

So totally dumped it. I appreciate it. And I caught myself. I didn't finish the one. Yeah, that's close enough.

[B]

Yeah, we could.

[E]

That.

[C]

That would be enough.

[A]

Start. Started to drop an F bomb on myself.

[B]

We're a little casual this morning.

[C]

I think a lot of people would tune in for that, too.

[A]

I've got some good things to say about Leonard Skynyrd and Led Zeppelin and blues. And this is making me think about it. And, hell, we ought to bring this into it, too. But if I do it, you promise? On the text message I sent you, I said, don't get it all twisted back to Steely Dan, because that's what every. You always do that. Steely Dan. Steely. Steely Dan.

[C]

Well, Steely Dan is like, the greatest jazz rock band in the world.

[A]

But this podcast I want to do is on blues. Me and Vaughn.

[C]

One time we went to the ABC Radio Network convention, right? And Rowan wrote in my car, right? And I was listening to it, and after about, like, nine hours, he was very patient. He's like, bob. Yeah, right. Do we have to listen to Steely Dan the whole time? Time I said, yeah, but this black cow, man, is awesome.

[E]

Come on.

[C]

Party on, man. Babylon Sisters.

[E]

Shake it, baby.

[A]

He gonged you on the Steely Dan, too?

[C]

Yeah, I'm out on the Babylon Sisters, man. All right. That's what he said.

[A]

Randy the Squirrel. I mean, the chipmunk. Good morning.

[D]

What.

[A]

What are you doing? You keep coming back. You're omnipresent today.

[D]

In the words of the great Charlie Sheen.

[B]

Charlie Sheen.

[A]

Charlie Sheen.

[D]

I am winning.

[B]

Oh, you are.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

NBA Finals, boys.

[B]

I forgot you have a gambling.

[D]

Down the hatch. Old Randy's up a couple of hundred already.

[B]

You have a gambling problem? Yeah. How much are you down?

[D]

Yeah, my. My Uncle Scooter's taking all bets. You better know what you're doing. You know he's a stone cold pimp, yo. Oh, that ain't no lie. I made a hundred on the warriors to win game one.

[B]

Right?

[D]

But I had to bet 325 with a spread. No.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Which I made on Kevin Kistner at the Colonial.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

He is gambling.

[D]

Plus 3,300. My 10 bucks got me 325.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[D]

I thought Scooter was gonna crap all.

[B]

Over himself since the first of the year. You up? You down?

[D]

That was fun.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't think.

[D]

I'm up now, baby.

[B]

You're actually up. For the year.

[D]

Yeah. King James gonna bring it on home.

[B]

King James especially.

[D]

Cause Scooter hates the players out there in Cleveland. He thinks they're all kind of prejudice against squirrels out there. Big money's on LeBron and the rest of the series.

[A]

So you're.

[D]

You don't believe me?

[A]

I believe you.

[B]

I do.

[D]

Why you acting like you don't believe me?

[B]

We believe.

[D]

No, no, no, no. Warrior's gonna win. But LeBron will make Magic Johnson's finals record for triple doubles.

[B]

Really?

[D]

That's a three, two, four.

[A]

Okay, three, two, four.

[D]

Hey, man, if Old King, he does it two times by game four, that's gonna get 60 bucks. Forever. 100 I throw at it.

[B]

You need rehab, man.

[D]

Can you say chichi chain?

[B]

No, I can say chichi jail.

[D]

I'm gonna be rich. God, I love basketball.

[A]

It sounds like it.

[D]

I used to hate it.

[A]

But now. Now you're more betting on the game, you pay more attention.

[D]

Hell, yeah. I quit my job. Screw a bunch of nuts.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

I buy nuts.

[B]

You quit.

[D]

I walk right into Tom's some and buy my own damn nuts.

[B]

Quit your job.

[D]

You want to bet?

[A]

No.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

Don't want to bet.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

Oh, dude, seriously, you have a problem.

[D]

Cavaliers, game three. That's a triple double breaker.

[B]

That's a triple double.

[D]

Warriors, game two. Cavalier, game three. Cavaliers don't still lose it. Naton Williams, what's his name? Will be ejected at the beginning of game four.

[A]

Dante Jones.

[D]

That's a 50 to 1.

[A]

50 to 1. Come on.

[D]

Put two bucks on it and clean up. I love it, man. I love it, man.

[B]

Serious problem.

[D]

I've been drinking rhymes since Thursday.

[B]

Kind of what I thought.

[D]

Basketball. Damn it, man.

[B]

You remind me of the guy. This video that's floating around on Facebook. Guys flashing his money. He just did a drug deal going, look at all this money. It ain't never going to stop. And he never going to stop it. In the background, you hear, there's the police.

[C]

Open up.

[B]

And they kicked the door in. While the guy. Live on Facebook. Wow. I watched him.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

I laugh so unbelievable.

[C]

Hard.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

Flashing all the money going, this ain't ever gonna stop. It's drug money.

[A]

And you hear they beat the door in. And then you see the guys come and look like, I mean, come through the door. Stormtroopers.

[B]

It was so funny. So Randy needs. He needs an intervention.

[A]

Randy needs a little help. It's like the 800. 800 number for betting service or 1, 900. That sound just like that.

[B]

Yeah, it does.

[A]

Lance, you on the air with us?

[E]

Hi. How you doing?

[A]

Good. What city are you in?

[E]

St. Gabriel, Louisiana.

[A]

Awesome. I don't know where that is. What, what's it near? What big city is it near?

[E]

Baton Rouge. 30 miles east of Baton Rouge. About 35 miles west of New Orleans.

[A]

Well, you've got a 10C in a van SE with 123 average, rougher, clean condition.

[E]

I'd say it's pretty good. It just needs to be detailed. Like I told the guy on that answer, I haven't drove it like two and a half years.

[A]

Oh, really? So what color is it?

[E]

Sort of a silver color.

[A]

It's cloth, though. Correct?

[E]

Pardon me?

[A]

It is cloth.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Now it says it's an S se but in that year it was a CE and LE or an xle. It's not an xle, so I think it's a LE or a ce. Do you know which one it is?

[E]

Ah, no, not really.

[A]

Does it have hubcaps or alloy wheels?

[E]

It's got the alloy wheels.

[A]

Then it's an le.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right.

[E]

It's like. I mean, I drive over the road. I help anchors. So like, I drove it from Nederland, Texas to St. Gabriel last May. That's all I've drove in the last three years.

[A]

So I'm a four grand check rider. Pretty me, I'm a $4,000 check rider.

[E]

4,000 on that?

[A]

It's a 10 with 125 on it.

[C]

Right.

[E]

About 122.

[A]

But.

[E]

Four grand, huh? No, that's not enough.

[A]

Deal or no deal? So.

[E]

I. I owe more than that on the loan on it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Double that.

[A]

You have to pay more then. Yeah, that. That is unfortunate. I hate it when people are in negative equity situations. Thank you for calling, though. Hey, did I tell you we have a new endorsement deal?

[C]

No.

[A]

In Houston money coming in.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

Yeah. There's a radio show in Houston that's on another sports station.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Hell, I think it's on right now. And we're going to like the. Give me the VIN thing.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

They're gonna. We're like partnering with them. So they're like, sell us your car and blah, blah, blah, blah. Powered by. Give me the vin. Oh, okay. And then there's another one that's lined up to do it too. That's the big. That's a bigger one like us. That's. That's cool. That was a compliment.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. I signed the deal with him yesterday.

[B]

On board?

[A]

Yep. That'll be fun.

[B]

You got it.

[A]

All well, just coming around. And. And oh, I forgot to tell the dealers. Damn it. About the new button. We've got the appraisal tool to put on your websites that will appraise the cars for your customers and send the appraisals to your CRM directly, immediately. And we're not buying them, we're bidding them for them. It's like a service we're providing.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Dealers only.

[A]

If you're a dealer. A new car franchise stores. That's it right now. You know, go to givemetheven.com or just go to. Yeah, and click email jcw and I'll get you some information on it. We're actually just beta testing it right now. So we're just gonna have 10 stores and we're gonna measure the results and the closing percentage. But the first store I put on it yesterday, the first two that came down the pipe, they already sold. They delivered the cars.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

Yep. So let's come around.

[B]

That's cool.

[C]

One favor.

[A]

Yeah?

[C]

I mean, just while you're thinking about it.

[A]

Sure.

[C]

Condom machine in the restroom. Dude.

[A]

Here.

[C]

Yeah. All the best dealerships. You gotta have that.

[A]

Okay, thanks, Bob. I mean, deep thoughts by.

[C]

And not a nine dollar condom machine. Okay. Just take the buck and give a fella a break. Bob, you've never seen that?

[A]

No. Where.

[C]

What, the vending machines and restrooms?

[A]

Yeah. The Green Frog in Jacksboro, Texas. This is the first time I saw a conversation. The machine. Okay.

[C]

What's not funny about that?

[A]

I don't know. Think about all the babies that are unborn.

[B]

What?

[A]

Let's don't think about all the unborn children before we leave.

[B]

You want to do one white, black, Latino or other.

[C]

Before we leave, you better give us a prayer.

[B]

How about this? Well, I'll give you one after we leave. I do every week.

[A]

I think condoms are against the Lord.

[B]

This. Is this a white person doing this? Is this black? Is this possibly Latino and or other. Here's the headline, Dan. Dad overdoses on heroin to teach his addict son a lesson.

[A]

Oh, God. That had hurt.

[B]

Out of New Jersey, a father was so angry when he found his addict son's stash, he shot himself up. Just to show the son that what not to do. The father almost died.

[A]

Almost or did.

[B]

Right. Almost.

[A]

Good.

[B]

In front of the son, the son calls the calls 911 and brings him back from the brink of death. So was this a white family, a black family? Was this a Latino family? Or was this other New Jersey? The son was 23. The father was 47.

[A]

I think he was Pakistani. Wow, that's something. Yeah, that's like suicide bombers.

[B]

Number seven, New Jersey.

[A]

This is sheep.

[B]

Sheep's Head Bay, New Jersey.

[C]

Sheep's Head Bay.

[B]

Sheep's Head Bay, New Jersey. The father was 47.

[A]

Is he Indian?

[B]

Anyone? Anyone?

[A]

Heroin is a white person drug.

[B]

So this is sort of white. This is a. This is Gravinsky. This is a. Would be Russia. But these Sergey. I knew it was hardcore. Yeah, I was thinking hardcore.

[A]

Yeah. So I went Pakistani about 24 years.

[C]

Ago that dad was looking for a condom.

[A]

Next.

[B]

And we have another one. Out of Florida, a man who did the chicken dance to help his friend flee from the police. Well, couldn't flap his arms hard enough to. To evade arrest from the cops. They got him. But he did the old chicken dance while his friend fled. Now, was he white? We have a photo. Shane Forest was his name. He's 47 and he was charged with, of course, possession of drug paraphernalia. He was in fact, a white guy. Here's his picture.

[A]

You know he's trying to save his homie, right? Black guys don't do the chicken dance, man. And we have one more start doing the dance.

[B]

Also, out of Florida, women used doggy door to evade arrest. Doggy door out of a police. She was robbing a house. The cops come to the front door. She goes out the back door. In the doggy door was she.

[A]

Did she get hung in it?

[B]

She got. She got initially hung up and then got away.

[A]

Was she a busty woman?

[B]

Nope. Skinny woman.

[A]

It was a little doggy door.

[B]

Yeah. Her name is Lindley Litzy.

[A]

Was she kind of doggy?

[B]

Absolutely. She's a white dog picture.

[A]

We're out of here. Here, Bobbo, do you have any closing comments here with the last 34 seconds on today's broadcast.

[C]

Please be careful with your children.

[A]

Really, gary, with the 17 Hyundai, I see you there. I didn't take it because I don't really. Will you go to the givemetheven.com I don't know the car off the top of my head. I haven't bought a 17 Hyundai Santa Fe. So just load it up in the website, please. J.D.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're going to the lake.

[B]

We are going to the lake.

[A]

You got the boat sold?

[B]

I do. I do have it sold, but you have one more day to put play with Bobo.

[A]

Are we going to do some rock and roll podcasting?

[C]

You going to get rain on your head?

[A]

All right. Are we going to do it right now?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

How.

[C]

How long you want?

[A]

I.

[C]

We'll talk about it, man.

[A]

All right, let's do it.

[C]

Bye, everybody.

[A]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money, Locke.