The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #99

Date: February 13, 2026
Main Theme: Wild, unfiltered Saturday-morning radio: car deals, rock & roll, wild stories, and a heavy dose of irreverent humor
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Regulars: Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Turley, special segments and recurring "characters"

Episode Overview

This marathon episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show blends live car deals, off-color banter about everything from hangover cures to strip clubs and yacht parties, rock 'n roll nostalgia, and recurring gags with cast members and listeners. Despite being billed as a car show, the hosts make clear that their brand is equal parts “BS and less cars” – with the phone lines constantly alive for callers wanting to sell cars, chime in on absurd topics, or share stories.

Tone: Lively, chaotic, unfiltered, blue-collar, with a healthy disregard for being FCC-friendly (while never quite crossing the line).

Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Saturday Morning Vibes & Hangover Cures

[02:36-06:05]

• John confesses to being hungover after his wife and kids left town (“I'm a little out of it this morning” - John, 03:02).
• Panel swaps stories and "hood hangover remedies."
• “DJ, you got any hood recipes for hangover?” (04:03)
  – DJ: "Yeah. Keep drinking." (04:08)
• On listeners' role: “If you got a hangover remedy or hood remedy, 800-800-7234. I know I'm gonna need it” (04:52)

2. Fast-Paced Car Deals & Listener Calls

[06:08-20:00 and throughout]

• Live negotiation with callers selling cars—Civics, RAV4s, FJ Cruisers, Vettes, Camaros, etc.
• On-the-fly appraisals without reference materials: “No book, no computer. I’ve got nothing… just my gut” (07:39)
• Humor about car histories: “I cannot be buying chlamydia for the same price as private school” (08:16)
• Boasts about GiveMeTheVIN.com beating CarMax, offering to send listeners $100 if they can’t.

3. Absurd Banter, Riffing, and Satire

• Mock debates about female-friendly radio (“The show’s not female-friendly. If you’re a female, turn it off right now!” – [35:49])
• On the party scene: Strippers who travel for big events, NBA finals, wild tales from listeners and the crew.
• Quick debates about what “hobosexual” means and the nature of certain relationships (55:56).
• Bobbo’s impersonations (Rush Limbaugh, Axl Rose gospel, etc.):
  • Bobbo as Axl Rose: “Take me down to Nazareth... how great thou art, Jesus…” (22:46)
  • Bobbo as Rush: “BC powders, Juicy Fruit gum and Texan Grapefruit Juice. Tastes horrible, but it works” (39:09)

4. Rock & Roll Memories & Tributes

[18:13-19:35, 43:10-44:19 and scattered]

• Tribute to Gregg Allman’s passing (“Since he died this week, I'm gonna put him number two behind Robert Plant as best male vocalist of all time” – John, 18:31)
• Panel debates music nostalgia, spontaneous cover song impressions, and concert stories (The Cult, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen...).
• Running jokes about which musical acts are overrated/underrated—“I think I'd rather go see the Cult. I thought I loved U2” (89:13)
• Extended riffing on tambourine heroes: “Best tambourine player in the business is Ian what's-his-ass from The Cult” (124:51)

5. Satirical News & Social Commentary

• News riffs lampooned through “Casey Kasem” countdowns and parody segments (Top 10 Tiger Woods lines, 99:05)
• The gang breaks down the Kathy Griffin/Trump decapitation controversy and her lost endorsement deals: “The worst part... she lost her endorsement deal with Squatty Potty.” (82:09)
• Pat Robertson’s advice to “beat children into Christianity” lampooned: “Would you rather go out with a girl with a good bill of health or one with Hep C?” (08:02)

6. Recurring Antics & Call-Ins

• “Stuff We Found in Cars” game show, this week featuring a loaded gun forgotten in a Chevy Silverado (57:45-68:21).
  • “What are the options, Turley?” (59:15)
  • Winner gets Travis Tritt tickets.
• Randy the Chipmunk’s gambling addiction and sports predictions ("NBA Finals, boys! Down the hatch, Old Randy’s up a couple hundred already" - 140:34)

7. Listener Stories, Relationships, and More “BS Than Cars”

• Woman calls in to say how much she enjoys the show despite its “non-female-friendly” rep: “You guys crack me up the whole way home!” (51:10)
• Real-life car-sale drama: ex-husbands keying cars, college romances with climbing exes, stripper guests with NBA tales.

8. Satire & Comedy Bits

• Wolf Show Players—Comic “storytime” sketches in school settings (89:22)
• Mocked-up “White/Black/Latino/Other” game with news-of-the-weird headlines for absurd real/fake news stories (148:10)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On dealmaking:
  “I buy cars off descriptions for 20 years, off the radio for 10. Why can’t I buy yours off a picture on my website?” – John, 17:13

• On hangovers:
  “You want a hood hangover cure? Keep drinking.” – DJ, 04:08

• On honesty:
  “If 10 grand won’t buy it, we’re just done. My BS sensitivity is low.” – John, 06:53

• Classic deadpan:
  “I cannot be buying chlamydia for the same price as private school.” – John, 08:16

• On being ‘female friendly’:
  “They don’t think we’re female friendly. This lady sounds pretty friendly.” – John, 12:01

• On “Stuff Found in Cars”:
  “We found a gun in a car. This is the first gun we found.” – John, 67:00

• On binge vs. alcoholic:
  “If your wife leaves with the kids, and you drink every night, at what point can you be called an alcoholic?”
  – “That’s not alcoholic. That’s binge drinking.” – [54:20]

• Police officer calls in:
  “We used to call it the felony tree stop. If we’ve seen [an air freshener] in the car, we’d start looking for probable cause.” – Officer Jack, 61:27

• Randy the Chipmunk’s sports betting binge:
  “I made a hundred on the Warriors to win game one... Plus 3300, my ten bucks got me $325!” – Randy, 141:14

Pop Culture & Sports Riffing

• Tribute to recently deceased Gregg Allman.
• Tiger Woods DUI headlines get the Top 10 treatment.
• Discussion of Tesla’s value, cost-of-ownership, and the electric car “craze.”
• NBA Finals & LeBron vs. Michael Jordan legacy debates.
• Car auction & dealership “inside baseball.”

Audience Engagement & Interactive Games

• Call-ins for selling cars, hangover remedies, and “White/Black/Latino/Other” news games.
• Social media plugged throughout (listeners encouraged to like the Facebook page, post photos, and participate in games).

Signature Segments with Timestamps

• Hangover Remed(ies): 03:03–05:03
• Car appraisals (Civic SI): 06:18–08:35
• Pat Robertson Skewering: 14:17–14:48
• Call-in: ex-husband keys girlfriend’s Silverado: 68:54–70:46
• Stuff We Found in Cars (gun bit): 57:45–68:21
• Police Officer on ‘Felony Tree Stop’: 61:06–62:36
• Rock & Roll and Concert Stories: 18:13, 124:07, scattered throughout
• Randy the Chipmunk’s NBA Gambling: 140:26–143:33
• Top 10: Tiger Woods DUI: 99:05–100:24

Takeaways for the Uninitiated

• “Car show” in name only—expect fast-paced car appraisals amidst wild, uncensored comedy, rock nostalgia, and recurring gags.
• Heavy audience participation: calls, games, and getting real offers for their vehicles.
• Humor is blue-collar, edgy, and occasionally purposefully offensive—if easily triggered, beware.
• Recurring inside jokes/cast members create “family” feeling for regulars but welcome new listeners in on the joke.
• If you want a cheap car, have a wild story, or just like being entertained on a Saturday morning – this show is for you.

Closing Thought:
“More BS, less cars.” – David, Listener (71:00)
And that about sums up the wild, untamed spirit of The John Clay Wolfe Show.