JCW ARCHIVE: Bobbo's Bender

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – JCW ARCHIVE: Bobbo's Bender

Release Date: November 16, 2024

In the lively episode titled "JCW ARCHIVE: Bobbo's Bender," host John Clay Wolfe, along with his co-hosts DJ Prek, Bobo, Uncle Roy, and Neighbor Danny, take listeners on a chaotic and humorous journey through a memorable night of partying. This episode is a throwback adventure that delves into the antics and camaraderie of the Wolf Pack as they navigate through alcohol-fueled escapades, funny mishaps, and candid conversations.

A Night of Miller Lights and Fried Burritos

The episode kicks off with DJ Prek reminiscing about nights spent with Bobbo and Neighbor Danny indulging in Miller Lights. At [00:22], DJ Prek shares:

"You get Bobbo and neighbor Danny deep into a case of Miller Lights and you're in for a long night."

The night quickly escalates as the trio floors themselves with an abundance of beer and fried All Subs burritos, leading to humorous reflections on their inebriated states.

Bobo's Struggles and Uncle Roy's Concern

Bobo takes center stage as he recounts a particularly eventful night. At [01:01], he says:

"And yesterday I saw it coming on and I didn't know how it would go, but by the looks of Babo this morning, it went well."

Uncle Roy expresses his worries about Bobo’s drinking habits, highlighting the tension and concern amidst the fun:

"Daddy, please don't get drunk for Easter." [02:10]

Karaoke Chaos and Musical Antics

The conversation shifts to an impromptu karaoke session where Bobo attempts to lead a song, much to the amusement and mild frustration of the hosts. At [06:35], John Clay Wolfe humorously critiques his own performance:

"I think I'm like a 22."

Bobo encourages John to sing, leading to a lighthearted exchange about their musical talents and the challenges of performing while drunk.

Neighbor Danny’s Call-In and Production Woes

Neighbor Danny joins the conversation via a call-in segment, adding another layer of humor and chaos. At [09:25], Bobo confronts Danny about the impact of their late-night partying on the show's production quality:

"You're affecting the production quality of this show. You coming down here and getting sauced with Bob O till two in the morning."

This interaction underscores the blend of personal anecdotes and professional responsibilities that the hosts juggle, all while maintaining a comedic tone.

Humorous Highlights and Memorable Quotes

Throughout the episode, several standout moments and quotes capture the essence of the show's dynamic:

• Bobo on Responsibility:

  "Bobbo is a responsibility and I've taken that responsibility for the past 15 years." [10:20]

• John Clay Wolfe on Drinking:

  "Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home." [07:15]

• Bobo on Singing Ability:

  "If he's a little buzzed or he's got a pretty girl around him, he is really good at it." [07:25]

These quotes not only provide humor but also offer glimpses into the personalities and relationships within the Wolf Pack.

Conclusion: Embracing the Chaos with Camaraderie

"Bobbo's Bender" is a testament to the enduring friendships and unfiltered conversations that define The John Clay Wolfe Show. Through tales of late-night drinking, musical misadventures, and neighborly interactions, the episode encapsulates the spirited and unpredictable nature of the Wolf Pack. For listeners who enjoy candid and comedic discussions about the highs and lows of everyday life, this archived episode offers a relatable and entertaining experience.

Listeners can explore more adventures like Bobbo's Bender by accessing the full library of older shows on PodBean by searching “The John Clay Wolfe Show+” or visiting johnclaywolf.com. Stay connected with the Wolf Pack through their social media channels, including Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, for the latest updates and exclusive content.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• DJ Prek [00:22]: "You get Bobbo and neighbor Danny deep into a case of Miller Lights and you're in for a long night."

• Bobo [01:01]: "And yesterday I saw it coming on and I didn't know how it would go, but by the looks of Babo this morning, it went well."

• John Clay Wolfe [07:15]: "Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home."

• Bobo [10:20]: "Bobbo is a responsibility and I've taken that responsibility for the past 15 years."

• John Clay Wolfe [06:11]: "I think I'm like a 22."

This episode is a perfect blend of humor, friendship, and the unpredictable moments that make The John Clay Wolfe Show a favorite among listeners who appreciate genuine and entertaining conversations.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time. So we dug into our pockets and on the other side of our we found something funny. And yes, it's contagious. Gather round. As the wolf pack goes on this throwback adventure.

[DJ Prek]

What it do is your boy DJ Prek with the John Clay Wolf Show. Y'all know I'm in the archives, baby. And I can tell you from personal experience, you get Bobbo and neighbor Danny deep into a case of Miller Lights and you're in for a long night. I remember this night. And I tried to hang with my herbal supplements. But once they started seeing aliens, I knew it was time to retire. If you listen closely, you can actually hear Bobbo's BAC levels drop a bit by the end of the show once he gets some of those delicious fried all subs burritos in them. Check it out.

[Bobo]

So, Gigi, you don't know Bobo like I know Bobo.

[Uncle Roy]

No, I do not, apparently.

[Bobo]

And he likes to party sometimes.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Bobo]

And yesterday I saw it coming on and I didn't know how it would go, but by the looks of Babo this morning, it went well.

[Uncle Roy]

You feeling it, huh? You need some of the hair of the dog that bitch you.

[Bobo]

Well, when we were sitting here working and it was 1 o'clock and I saw Bobo, Uncle Roy was with me. And he looked at Bob, Roy, he said, one o'clock. He's like, you want a beer? And Roy's like, no, I gotta drive. Bubbles. Okay? And he cracked him 11 o'clock on Friday. I'm like, this will either be fine or this won't be fine. But when I saw him keep drinking throughout the day and then start switching to wine, if you notice, Bob, I vaporized. I left you. I'm not a good friend. I walked away.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobo]

What do you mean you didn't see me last night? You didn't see me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw you driving to town.

[Bobo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you didn't see me hanging around. Because I knew you were gonna get drunk. And when Daddy gets drunk, sometimes he gets mean.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, no, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daddy, please don't get drunk for Easter.

[Uncle Roy]

Daddy, stop. Don't drink anymore. Daddy.

[Bobo]

Wire hangers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up and eat your pork chops.

[Bobo]

So, J.D. did you wake him up? This. I noticed we don't have any run sheets this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. Yeah. They're coming. They're coming.

[Bobo]

The. The food is all in the oven. Everybody get quiet. It's coming.

[Neighbor Danny]

Okay, first thing, it scared me a little bit because it was you're always out before anybody, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Neighbor Danny]

And you weren't awake. And then I went in and did that. There's a scene in what About Bob? Where he goes and he tries to wake him up. He goes, bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, bomb pushing your shoulders. And you would not wake up. You would not wake up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I had a little time lapse there.

[Uncle Roy]

What is that?

[Neighbor Danny]

I'm bouncing you on the bed and you wouldn't wake up. Literally.

[J.D.]

So hold on.

[Uncle Roy]

Should bounce me on the bed.

[J.D.]

I got in.

[Bobo]

JD Won't have sex with a black woman.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Neighbor Danny]

Where did that come from?

[Uncle Roy]

Because he knows the truth. Once you go black, you never.

[Bobo]

I just made that up.

[J.D.]

I got in, like, at one last night.

[Bobo]

Was Baba up?

[J.D.]

And I heard some voices, right? Like there was somebody singing or something like that. It's like, nah, there's surely no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba wasn't up, was there Singing?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't doubt that at all.

[J.D.]

Oh, so it was you, right?

[Bobo]

In Pre K. Pre K. What was going on here last night, man?

[DJ Prek]

Just good old Bobo and Danny getting drunk, you know, off that wine and that natty light, baby.

[Bobo]

So the neighbor, Danny, Danny, King of the hill, they came down to do the natty light drink of thorn. What time did that end?

[DJ Prek]

I went to sleep at midnight. Okay. I couldn't hang with them folks. We started seeing spaceships in the air and everything. I got a little paranoid.

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[John Clay Wolf]

We all smoke with it.

[DJ Prek]

I was.

[Bobo]

Yeah, what about Danny? Danny can.

[DJ Prek]

I don't know if Danny partakes or not.

[Bobo]

Yeah, Danny seems like he gives the.

[DJ Prek]

Vibe that he might have smoked before he came over.

[Bobo]

So what time did you think they went to sleep? So wait, wait, Turley, it was one. Where did you hear voices if you went to the.

[J.D.]

Your house?

[Bobo]

Shut up.

[J.D.]

I'm not kidding you.

[Bobo]

Stop it.

[J.D.]

I was like, is John up or something? No.

[Bobo]

So the studio in the shop are down. Hell down. A hundred foot below and 400 yards away from the house. And you heard them at the other house?

[J.D.]

I at first was like, no, no, no, it wasn't them. But now I'm convinced it was you guys.

[Bobo]

Baba, what time did you go to sleep? Do you have any idea? Because you look like hell. Dude, I like you and I think you're a good looking man. Because your eyes look like somebody punched you. It looked like those guys you used to live with beat you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel really good looking, man.

[Bobo]

You are good looking, but your eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a camera. I've got my own camera.

[Bobo]

You just look a little drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, America.

[J.D.]

He sounds rough. Yeah, you sound really rough. It's actually good though. Like a good rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know why? Because drinking was forbidden.

[Bobo]

Oh, we need to get him to.

[Neighbor Danny]

Sing your Christian country home.

[Bobo]

What song is that?

[Neighbor Danny]

Good Old Boys Like Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

My home's in Alabama oh, my hoes.

[Neighbor Danny]

In Alabama Home is in Alabama, AL, the group Alabama.

[Bobo]

Okay, as long as we have Bobbo in a good mood, we ought to just cherish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. It's not all about me, folks.

[Bobo]

Yes, it is. No, it's not.

[J.D.]

What do you think you would blow if you had to do a breathalyzer right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm like a 22.

[Bobo]

Hey, let's listen to Bobbo sing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause it's lucky.

[Neighbor Danny]

He'd be a 1, 2, 2.

[Bobo]

When he's loose, he can sing his ass off. Good morning, Florida, Deep South SEC country. We're gonna play a little Alabama this morning. Hello, dc, pa, New York, Jersey. Ear muffs. You're not going to sing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I built it up for you to sing. Let me start it over. Hang on, hang on. Jesus Christ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, don't. Don't start.

[Bobo]

He was. He missed his.

[Neighbor Danny]

This is Q.

[Bobo]

It's a Bob. In a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know we were karaoke.

[Bobo]

We are karaoke. Do it. So in a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me where to start.

[Neighbor Danny]

Tell me one right now. Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking was forbidden in my Christian country home. I learned to play flat top on them. Good old gospel song.

[Uncle Roy]

Don't Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where boy could make a living playing guitar late at night.

[Neighbor Danny]

That's true story.

[Bobo]

Get him an ax. Let's make him. As long as he's in the mood, we can have fun. Because Bobo doesn't dance and sing on command very well. But if he's a little buzzed or he's got a pretty girl around him, he is really good at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And JD Gets up and runs for a guitar.

[Bobo]

That was not that, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not a guitar hole.

[Bobo]

Get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black can't play guitar in here. All right, so white People. Every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people, this is what happens. You know, Gigi, you know.

[Bobo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

White people.

[Uncle Roy]

Do white people think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people. No, I don't want any Miracle Whip on that, thank you.

[Bobo]

We gotta do Florida news because our guy says we have to do Florida news.

[John Clay Wolf]

My home's in Alabama, no matter where I lay my head and my homes in Alabama. Southern born, Southern bridge.

[Bobo]

All right, karaoke time zone right here, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is your safe place, Alabama.

[Bobo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Annie, my dear.

[Bobo]

Okay, Dale Boom is on line six. Danny, Danny, what time. What are you doing?

[Caller Danny]

Yep.

[Bobo]

Huh? I can barely hear you. Do is your. Did you pay your phone bill? You gotta get up in that mic, boy.

[Neighbor Danny]

Speaker.

[Bobo]

He's on speaker. We will you take your phone off speaker? Who is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

John?

[Bobo]

This is Danny, but he doesn't know how to talk on the phone, but he's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There.

[Bobo]

Is that any better? Is that better? It's a lot better, Danny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I'm back.

[Caller Danny]

I'm back.

[Bobo]

How do you feel this morning?

[Caller Danny]

A little hazy.

[Bobo]

Okay, you and I have you watched, you know, King of the Hill, Hank, and they do. And I know, I know you're excited now that we're out here at the ranch and you're our neighbor and you've got somebody to hang with in Babo on Friday night. Are you enjoying that?

[Caller Danny]

Well, yes, very much so. We had a good night with no politics.

[Bobo]

Right. But listen, you're hurting me.

[Caller Danny]

So I have affecting bottom line.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you're affecting bottom line. You're affecting the production quality of this show. You coming down here and getting sauced with Bob O till two in the morning. You got to remember you don't have to work today, but Bob O has to get up. None of us have our run sheets, none of us have our production today. We're just free balling it because you got Bobbo drunk. Now listen, Bobbo is a responsibility and I've taken that responsibility for the past 15 years. And if you want to take the responsibility for him, then you can have him. But if you're not going to take him, then you need to follow the rules.

[Caller Danny]

Yes, sir.

[Bobo]

There is a but.

[Caller Danny]

You know, the last time Babo and I stayed up till 2 o'clock in the morning and I was kind of concerned of him and. And you told me he was a professional.

[Bobo]

He is a professional.

[Caller Danny]

I figured he was good to go.

[Bobo]

I'm gonna call him. 11:30, school bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, curfew 11 curfew.

[Bobo]

Danny, get him as drunk as you want until 11:30, but then you got to pull the E brake. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring cigarettes immediately.

[Bobo]

Thank you, Danny. Yeah, okay. Sorry, guys. I had to fix that. So that's our neighbor and Bobbo and him. That baba's been playing with those damn kids around the corner again, and he's starting to act up.

[J.D.]

Boy, did they.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a row. We had a row, man.

[Bobo]

So our trusty neighbor Danny just brought you some kolaches and cigarettes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's right, actually.

[J.D.]

It's all subs. Fried burritos.

[Bobo]

Fried burrito, too.

[Neighbor Danny]

Oh, when you've given up on life.

[Bobo]

When you've given up on life.

[Neighbor Danny]

Try allips.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that?

[Bobo]

Fried burrito In a pack of fried burritos.

[Neighbor Danny]

Giving up on life's fried burritos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brothers and sisters of mine, all across the Southwest, recognize the preciousness of an all subs beef and bean burrito.

[J.D.]

All right, that sounds terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see how I say it with palms up? You do with palms up.

[Bobo]

Look at him.

[DJ Prek]

All right, y'all know what to do. Hit us up on johnclaywolf.com. you can check out old episodes on there. You know, stay up to date with what we got going on. Get cool gear. We got hats, shirts, all that. Hit us up on Facebook. You know, search John Clay Wolf show. We're on Instagram, Johnson, Twitter. You know, you can holler at all of us. Okay. You know how to spell it. Okay, we appreciate y'all listening. Keep on rocking with us.