Co-host / Storyteller (2:00)

Ro.

Podbean Promoter (2:00)

Roy.

John Clay Wolf (2:01)

Roy. Roy. Roy. Good morning.

Uncle Roy (2:02)

Morning. Morning. Morning.

John Clay Wolf (2:03)

Uncle Roy is here with us. Everybody. Let's welcome Uncle Roy. Roy, Uncle Roy's been with us for years and years and years. So tell me. I. I got a text this morning that I had a Hummer blow up.

Uncle Roy (2:16)

Yeah, you did.

John Clay Wolf (2:18)

That happened. What? Why? How? Why?

Uncle Roy (2:21)

I really don't know. We bring it from the frame shop. Ain't about the metro.

John Clay Wolf (2:26)

And, oh, we sent it to get it Inspected because they said it had frame damage.

Uncle Roy (2:31)

Yes, yes. We were taking it back, and my driver called me, say, man, this thing's smoking. I said, what's wrong with it? Then another driver called me, say it's on fire. Then the other driver called me. It just blew up all that, you know. And then that fault driver sent me a video.

John Clay Wolf (2:56)

Will you send me the.

Uncle Roy (2:57)

Nobody saying nothing about the driver. You know, I think the driver still in it, cuz, you know, he's kind of slow.

John Clay Wolf (3:02)

Can you turn him up or get in the phone more, Roy?

Podbean Announcer (3:05)

Huh?

John Clay Wolf (3:06)

Get in the phone a little bit more. Yeah, we want to hear you good and loud and clear. So the. The. The driver. Who's the driver?

Uncle Roy (3:12)

Can't Get Right.

John Clay Wolf (3:13)

Can't get right. That's his name?

Podbean Promoter (3:15)

Yep.

John Clay Wolf (3:15)

Can't get right. Yes. The man's name is Cannot get right. And what is his age?

Uncle Roy (3:22)

His name is really Charles, but. And when he first started here, he couldn't get nothing right. Everything he did was wrong. So we just named it.

John Clay Wolf (3:32)

So he burned. Why did the Hummer burn? Is it fixable?

Uncle Roy (3:37)

No, it's burned down to the ground. It's a simple hole.

Co-host / Storyteller (3:41)

Damn.

Uncle Roy (3:41)

I thought, you know, just a little smoke, a little fire. They put it out. Fire extinguisher. Yeah. After it's all put out, they sent me a picture. It's burnt to the ground.

John Clay Wolf (3:50)

Wow. So did. Can't get right. Did he get out?

Uncle Roy (3:53)

Yeah, he got out. He got out. When he come in here, he didn't stop, so I'm afraid he had to go home.

John Clay Wolf (3:59)

Does he have any injuries?

Uncle Roy (4:01)

No injuries.

John Clay Wolf (4:02)

Where was all this? Was it on private property or public?

Uncle Roy (4:05)

Public. On 35.

John Clay Wolf (4:09)

Did okay, huh? Wow. So is the car totaled or can we fix it?

Uncle Roy (4:15)

No, we ain't doing no fixing now.

John Clay Wolf (4:19)

So one more time, how did this go down? The first driver said, what?

Uncle Roy (4:23)

I see smoke coming from the Hummer. The next driver, it's on fire. He just blew up all that? Yeah, yeah. I said, what if I can't get right? I don't know. We don't see it. I said, well, y' all need to go back there and make sure he get out there. Y' all know these slow.

John Clay Wolf (4:44)

You remember the Hummer H3 we had last year that drove through the wall at the auct, then off the. Are these things cursed? Are they cursed?

Uncle Roy (4:51)

Yeah. Different driver, but he. He was in the bar, and we

John Clay Wolf (4:55)

had another H3 that the tranny just went out on. And I don't mean Bruce Jenner.

Co-host / Storyteller (4:58)

Doggy.

Uncle Roy (4:59)

Yeah, yeah, we don't need no more for you.

John Clay Wolf (5:00)

Okay, Roy just made a. A corporate decision. Hummer H3s are on the no buy list.

Uncle Roy (5:06)

We don't need no 3.

John Clay Wolf (5:08)

Unless they're under 70. Unless they're under 80, 000 miles. The Miley ones are blowing up like a. Like a. Like a high maintenance woman.

Podbean Promoter (5:16)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (5:17)

No, no, no.

Uncle Roy (5:18)

Just like them old women. Ain't no market for them.

John Clay Wolf (5:20)

Send me, send me, send me, send me a video. I want to put it on the Facebook page so the listeners can see it. Thanks, Roy. 800-800-7234.

Co-host / Storyteller (5:29)

Like a red headed girl on St. Patrick's Day.

John Clay Wolf (5:32)

So bargain for them. That's terrible. Sexist comment.

Co-host / Storyteller (5:37)

You know, we had that happen one time. A buddy of mine and I, long story short, his Cadillac caught on fire. We used to have to drive 30 miles away to MU. Where I come from to buy beer.

John Clay Wolf (5:46)

Long story short.

Co-host / Storyteller (5:47)

And we had to put that car out with three cases of beer that we had bought. Natural light. Natural light beer, yeah.

John Clay Wolf (5:55)

Wow. I see you letting the car burn.

Co-host / Storyteller (5:57)

My friend cried. He wept openly like child.

John Clay Wolf (6:00)

Gene A 2000.

DJ Pre K (6:02)

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