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John Clay Wolf
The John Clay Wolf show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time. So we dug into our pockets and on the other side of our we found something funny. And yes, it's contagious. Gather round as the wolf pack goes on this throwback adventure.
DJ Pre K
What it do? It's your boy DJ Pre K with the John Clay Wolf show. Up in the archives, baby. We got a classic prank call for y'all by Bobbo. Got solicited by some Internet service rep. And the rep on the line is patient, but Bobbo might have more data than his RAM can handle. And remember, it's not the bandwidth, it's how you use it. Check this out.
Turley
One funny thing about this studio is we have 20 phone lines. I've explained this before. We have 20 phone lines coming in here. And in order to have 20 available phone lines, you call the. You call at and t say, I need 20 lines. They issue you 20 lines. Typically, they are giving you 20 available lines. And what makes an available phone line? Probably a brother not paying the phone bill. So what that relates to is you get a lot of collector calls on these new phone lines of yours. You get. And we've decided instead of making it a negative, turn it into a positive. So when we get telemarketer calls from India, collection calls, Bobbo says, turley, Turley, fish on. Fish on. Turley runs to the deck and hits record. And Bobbo sits down and starts jacking with the collar. And we had a funny one this morning. Oh, yeah, and here's a little clip of it. It's called Bobbo Blanks with a T. Bobbo, is this one some of your better work? Is what. What I do?
John Clay Wolf
Probably not the best ever, but it's. It's in there. Me and Turley enjoy it.
Turley
Oh, yeah. I haven't heard this yet, but I saw y'all laughing while y'all were recording it. All right, here goes. Bobbo taking. Converting a. Was it a solicitation call or a collection call?
John Clay Wolf
I think they thought they had an already existing customer and they were going to sell him phone service. He already had Internet.
Turley
Okay. They're going to upsell You. Here we go.
Rosario
Yes, this is just a courtesy call, sir, simply to ensure that your high speed Internet service is.
Turley
This is very real, by the way. There's nothing staged. This poor Bastard works for AT&T and he called and he got punk.
Rosario
It's working properly and to offer my assistance with any questions or needs you may have. Are you able to get online okay, sir?
Caller
Well, the video ain't fast enough.
Rosario
The video?
Caller
You mean. I like to go over. You ever heard of slutload.com?
Rosario
No.
Caller
Well, it's a video site. I like to go over there and watch miniature movies, right? About 15 minutes long. That fits in my schedule real good. But the thing is I can't see the vaginas very clearly. It's adult. It's adult movies. Let me hold up. I'll give. I'll dial one up, right? And I'll tell you just what I'm talking about.
Rosario
You think the Indian guy's going fish.
Turley
On right now this one here.
Caller
Now this actor's name is Tara Redd and she's red headed. And I can't see the hairs on that if they're red or she looks like a brunette. The color ain't good.
Rosario
One second, sir.
DJ Pre K
Just.
Caller
Basically, it keeps freezing up on me. She's pretty, but I like to see her in motion, you know what I mean?
Rosario
One second, sir. I'll just put you in a brief hold.
Caller
She's got this man with a big old black and he can't see nothing going on. I like the Internet service. Works good. I play pool on here all the time, but my movies don't look good.
Rosario
All right, sir, just bear with me.
Caller
It makes me mad. Well, I'm trying to get off here.
Turley
So they put him on hold just like for a minute. I cut it down here. All right.
Rosario
Sorry about that whole.
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Caller
Well, I saw. What is your name?
Rosario
My name is Rosario.
Caller
Rosario.
Rosario
Yes, sir.
Caller
Do you understand the trouble I'm having with this thing?
Rosario
You said your video card is slow, or is it the.
Caller
Well, it ain't the video card. I think it's the online access. Now, my wife comes in here sometimes and she don't know the kind of movies that I'm watching, but I think she's been messing with this thing. Because every time I get a movie started, I get about 10 minutes in, and just about when they're fixing to bust, the video goes to hell. I can't even hardly see the woman's vagina moving. And the hair colors look wrong.
Rosario
Since when you go to that website? If there is a phone number there, you'll have to contact the website.
Caller
Listen to me, friend. Listen to me. Rosario, can you hear me?
Rosario
Yes, sir.
Caller
Listen. Now, I'm a truck driver, and when I get home, I need to sleep. And before I can sleep, I need to get off. And that's what I use your service for. Can you fix it?
Rosario
I could try.
Caller
Could you help me for a second?
Rosario
Yes, sir.
Caller
Now, this may sound a little strange too, but just tell me what you wearing.
Rosario
So, do you have any other questions?
Caller
What do you got on?
Rosario
Well, sir, I have to cut this call short.
Turley
Sir.
Caller
Just say something nasty to me.
Turley
Goes away. That's genius. That was good, Mom. That's good. He's all on the fly, too. He just runs in here.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, it's so anticlimactic, though. A guy with an Indian regionalism in his voice saying something dirty to you. We're gonna have to try again, Turley.
Turley
Oh, there'll be more calls.
DJ Pre K
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Podcast Summary: JCW ARCHIVE: Talk Nerdy To Me
Podcast Information:
Introduction
In the episode titled "JCW ARCHIVE: Talk Nerdy To Me," host John Clay Wolfe takes listeners on a nostalgic journey through the archives of his long-running terrestrial radio show. Emphasizing the blend of humor and authenticity, John introduces the theme of revisiting memorable moments that have resonated with the audience over the years.
Main Discussion: Classic Prank Calls
John Clay Wolfe sets the stage by highlighting the show's history on terrestrial radio, mentioning,
“The John Clay Wolf show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time. So we dug into our pockets and on the other side of our we found something funny. And yes, it's contagious.”
— John Clay Wolfe [00:27]
He collaborates with DJ Pre K and Turley to delve into classic prank calls, introducing a particular segment featuring Bobbo. DJ Pre K announces:
“We got a classic prank call for y'all by Bobbo. Got solicited by some Internet service rep. And the rep on the line is patient, but Bobbo might have more data than his RAM can handle.”
— DJ Pre K [00:47]
Behind the Scenes: Setting Up the Prank Call
Turley provides context about the studio's setup, explaining the abundance of phone lines and the resulting influx of unsolicited calls:
“One funny thing about this studio is we have 20 phone lines... you get a lot of collector calls on these new phone lines of yours... Instead of making it a negative, turn it into a positive.”
— Turley [01:08]
He elaborates on how they handle these calls, turning unwanted telemarketer and collection calls into entertaining content for the show.
The Prank Call Clip: "Bobbo Blanks with a T"
The highlight of the episode is the playback of a prank call dubbed "Bobbo Blanks with a T." John remarks on its comedic value:
“Probably not the best ever, but it's... it's in there. Me and Turley enjoy it.”
— John Clay Wolfe [02:10]
Turley adds:
“I saw y'all laughing while y'all were recording it.”
— Turley [02:14]
Details of the Prank Call
The prank involves a caller posing as an AT&T Internet service representative named Rosario, who attempts to upsell additional services to Bobbo. However, Bobbo diverts the conversation to his frustrations with Internet performance, particularly in viewing adult content. Key moments from the call include:
Rosario's Initial Inquiry:
“Yes, this is just a courtesy call, sir, simply to ensure that your high speed Internet service is... Are you able to get online okay, sir?”
— Rosario [02:31]
Bobbo's Complaints:
“I like to go over. You ever heard of slutload.com?... I can't see the vaginas very clearly... It keeps freezing up on me.”
— Caller/Bobbo [02:51 - 03:56]
Escalation to Inappropriate Requests:
“Just tell me what you wearing.”
— Caller/Bobbo [05:58]
Turley's Strategy to Disengage:
“Just say something nasty to me.”
— Caller/Bobbo [06:06]
Reactions and Insights
After the clip, John and Turley discuss the effectiveness and humor of the prank call. John reflects on the unexpected turn of the conversation:
“Oh, it's so anticlimactic, though. A guy with an Indian regionalism in his voice saying something dirty to you. We're gonna have to try again, Turley.”
— John Clay Wolfe [06:27]
Turley optimistically counters:
“There'll be more calls.”
— Turley [06:36]
Conclusion
The episode showcases the dynamic interplay between the hosts and the humorous handling of unsolicited calls. By transforming potential nuisances into engaging content, The John Clay Wolfe Show continues to entertain its audience with relatable and funny segments.
Notable Quotes:
John Clay Wolfe [00:27]: “The John Clay Wolf show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really, really, really long time. So we dug into our pockets and on the other side of our we found something funny. And yes, it's contagious.”
DJ Pre K [00:47]: “We got a classic prank call for y'all by Bobbo. Got solicited by some Internet service rep. And the rep on the line is patient, but Bobbo might have more data than his RAM can handle.”
Turley [01:08]: “One funny thing about this studio is we have 20 phone lines... Instead of making it a negative, turn it into a positive.”
John Clay Wolfe [02:10]: “Probably not the best ever, but it's... it's in there. Me and Turley enjoy it.”
Caller/Bobbo [05:58]: “Just tell me what you wearing.”
John Clay Wolfe [06:27]: “Oh, it's so anticlimactic, though. A guy with an Indian regionalism in his voice saying something dirty to you. We're gonna have to try again, Turley.”
This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show exemplifies the show's ability to blend humor with real-life interactions, offering listeners both entertainment and a glimpse into the behind-the-scenes efforts to keep the content fresh and engaging.