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Stephen Colbert
Welcome back. My next guest is a Golden Globe and Peabody Award winning actor, writer and stand up comedian. You know from Rami and Poor things. His new stand up special is Rami Youssef in Love.
Rami Youssef
I got this call again. I can only talk to my wife about this. I got this call from Stephen Colbert. Yeah. And no, but he goes, rami, I would like to invite you to a closed door meeting at the Vatican with the Pope. Yeah. And this was like the Pope Pope. I mean, not the Chicago Pope. No, no offense to you guys. I just think, okay, I think he's a great guy. I just have this belief that popes should not know English. I, I don't know, shouldn't the Pope just be so, you know, the Pope just, there's a vibe. It's just like, I mean, you know, like that kind of Italian. It's so, it, it sounds Japanese. This new one, Pope Bob plays Words with Friends with his brother every day. Okay, the Pope has an apple ID
Stephen Colbert
please. Welcome back to the late show Rami Youssef. First of all, and we can cut this out if you don't want me to talk about it. You smell really good.
Rami Youssef
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
What is your. What are you wearing? What is very manly but very fragile? What do you wear?
Rami Youssef
It's the kind of thing, it's, you know, I wouldn't really tell you. Cause I don't want.
Stephen Colbert
Cause you're not sponsored. Well, yeah, you're not sponsored and nobody gets a free ride.
Rami Youssef
It's a tough thing. And then you'll start wearing it and it'll be a whole thing.
Stephen Colbert
But I'll steal your career. We just saw that clip. So people know you and I met Pope Francis together.
Rami Youssef
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
What was that day like for you? I actually haven't had that much chance to talk to many people. There were like 16 of us from the United States who went. And we haven't had. I haven't talked to that many people about it since.
Rami Youssef
It was incredible. I mean, it was such a spiritual place. I had some doubts about going.
Stephen Colbert
Sure.
Rami Youssef
Because it was such an incredible invitation. And I also had this. I was like, okay, is Steven trying to get me in the Illuminati? Like, I don't know.
Stephen Colbert
I'm trying to get me in the Illuminati.
Rami Youssef
Well, which I quickly figured out. Like, we pulled up and I said, oh, he's not in. No, that was clear because we came
Stephen Colbert
in through the servants entrance.
Rami Youssef
It was not a good entrance.
Stephen Colbert
We came in through the back door, basically.
Rami Youssef
It was really beautiful. It was actually such a beautiful, gorgeous thing, which. And that's how I knew I wanted. Cause it was such a holy place. And my dad really made it clear that I had to go.
Stephen Colbert
Why?
Rami Youssef
Well, I called my dad. I was like, do you think I should go to the Vatican? He goes, rami, this is incredible. You're a Muslim. You get to go meet a really holy man. We believe in anyone who believes in pure love. Go meet the Pope. It's your job to meet him, love him, and convert him. And that is the.
Stephen Colbert
How
Rami Youssef
that drum came so quick. You didn't know I was gonna say that. It's very good. It's very good drum.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was an incredible. We had a wonderful group of people with us too.
Rami Youssef
Oh, it was amazing.
Stephen Colbert
Who did you hang with?
Rami Youssef
Mostly, I think it was really me and Conan. We got. We got.
Stephen Colbert
He was. Is that. I got this given right before we had this. Is this what you're talking about?
Rami Youssef
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
There you go. There's the two of you together. We had a lot. I was like. It was hard to like not know where our group was because we had him and Stephen Merchant, who could dunk on Conan. He's so tall.
Rami Youssef
And he was just. It was crazy. We were in the sun for three minutes. He got completely sunburned. Like, he didn't. He didn't look like that on the way. And then we were just out there. It was.
Stephen Colbert
Had you been to Rome before?
Rami Youssef
No, it was my first time.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, Eternal city. What'd you think?
Rami Youssef
It was incredible. I mean, first off to go, first time Vatican, courtside, Pope. Incredible, yes.
Stephen Colbert
Apostolic Palace.
Rami Youssef
No, no. Just unbelievable. And then there was this. Oh, man. So there was this guy, this guy who does these tours in Rome who's incredible. His name's Amir. He's this Iranian guy with an Italian accent, and he takes you in a golf cart all around Rome.
Stephen Colbert
They let him do that.
Rami Youssef
I think he's the only guy. Cause he's Scorsese's guy. So he just goes. This is where Scorsese eats, and he just shows you.
Stephen Colbert
How'd you find him?
Rami Youssef
Scorsese.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. How would you find Scorsese? I can't call up Scorsese. Can you just call up Scorsese?
Rami Youssef
Yeah. Well, see, you got. Have the same cologne guy as him, and then. And then you can kind of.
Stephen Colbert
That's what I was smelling.
Rami Youssef
I knew you smelled like somebody. Yeah, that was. That was a little slow on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
You played Zoran Mamdani a couple months ago back on snl.
Rami Youssef
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Nice job. What's the trick? What's the trick? What's your hook? I should rather say, what's your hook? For a good momdani?
Rami Youssef
I would just watch him smile no matter what he was saying, you know, no matter what was going on. Like, it was just everything. It could be the most serious thing, and he'd have a smile and then be incredibly serious. And I thought that was kind of the way in. It was very fun.
Stephen Colbert
Wow.
Rami Youssef
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Even. Even things that shouldn't make you smile. He smiles when he says them.
Rami Youssef
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll just. He'll just. Like ice. He'll be like, you're not allowed in the city. And it's like, big, like, breathing smile.
Stephen Colbert
Do you know if he saw it?
Rami Youssef
Yeah, he saw it. He saw it. And he actually, like, we had a. He called me when I was still dressed as him, and he was really creeped out by it.
Stephen Colbert
How'd he get your number? Did he call Scorsese? You often talk about faith in your comedy.
Rami Youssef
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Why? I've got my own reasons why I enjoy doing that. When the opportunity arises.
Rami Youssef
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Why you?
Rami Youssef
I. Cause it means so much, you know, And I think we're inherently imperfect and it's nice to laugh at ourselves. So I'm never making fun of the thing. It's always just. And I feel like you're the same way. You have such reverence. I mean, that's what was beautiful about going to the Pope with you, which also, I have to say, was super surreal. Cause I did my first stand up appearance ever, ever on this show in 2017, and it was incredible. That felt like a spiritual moment to go from that. And then less than 10 years later to be at the Pope with you, I was like, wow, I believe in God, but I couldn't look you into the eye. Like, if we looked in the eyes, I feel like you could have made me Christian. So I looked away.
Stephen Colbert
I'm coming for you.
Rami Youssef
I know.
Stephen Colbert
Rami, it's so great to see you.
Rami Youssef
Thanks, man.
Stephen Colbert
Thanks for being here, Rami. Youssef in Love debuts April 17th on HBO and HBO. Max. Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives
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Guest: Comedian Ramy Youssef
Date: April 27, 2026
In this episode, Stephen Colbert sits down with Ramy Youssef, acclaimed comedian, actor, and writer, best known for his work in Ramy and the recent film Poor Things. The conversation seamlessly blends humor, personal anecdotes, and sincere discussion as the duo revisits their extraordinary trip to the Vatican, the complexities of faith, and comedic craft. Notably, Youssef discusses the inspiration behind his comedy careers, reflects on milestone moments, and shares behind-the-scenes stories featuring Conan O’Brien and even Martin Scorsese.
"I was like, okay, is Steven trying to get me in the Illuminati? Like, I don't know." (Ramy Youssef, 03:27)
"We came in through the servants entrance…It was not a good entrance. We came in through the back door, basically." (Colbert & Youssef, 03:44)
"Rami, this is incredible. You're a Muslim. You get to go meet a really holy man. We believe in anyone who believes in pure love. Go meet the Pope. It's your job to meet him, love him, and convert him." (Ramy Youssef, quoting his father, 03:59)
"He's this Iranian guy with an Italian accent, and he takes you in a golf cart all around Rome... Cause he's Scorsese's guy." (Ramy Youssef, 05:22)
"I would just watch him smile no matter what he was saying…It could be the most serious thing, and he'd have a smile and then be incredibly serious. And I thought that was kind of the way in." (Ramy Youssef, 06:19)
"He called me when I was still dressed as him, and he was really creeped out by it." (Ramy Youssef, 06:51)
"Why? I've got my own reasons why I enjoy doing that when the opportunity arises...Why you?" (Stephen Colbert, 07:05)
"Cause it means so much, you know, And I think we're inherently imperfect and it's nice to laugh at ourselves. So I'm never making fun of the thing. It's always just…" (Ramy Youssef, 07:11)
"That felt like a spiritual moment…if we looked in the eyes, I feel like you could have made me Christian. So I looked away." (Ramy Youssef, 07:11)
"I'm coming for you." (Colbert, 07:53)
"It's the kind of thing, it's, you know, I wouldn't really tell you. Cause I don't want." (Ramy Youssef, 02:53)
"I was like, okay, is Steven trying to get me in the Illuminati? Like, I don't know."
—Ramy Youssef, [03:27]
"We came in through the back door, basically."
—Stephen Colbert, [03:47]
"It's your job to meet him, love him, and convert him."
—Ramy Youssef (quoting his father), [03:59]
"It was my first time [in Rome]. First time Vatican, courtside, Pope. Incredible."
—Ramy Youssef, [05:14]
"He called me when I was still dressed as him, and he was really creeped out by it."
—Ramy Youssef, [06:51]
"We’re inherently imperfect and it's nice to laugh at ourselves. So I'm never making fun of the thing."
—Ramy Youssef, [07:11]
This episode offers a warm, candid, and consistently funny peek into Ramy Youssef’s worldview—combining stories of international travel, spiritual encounters, and the inside world of comedy. The chemistry between Stephen Colbert and Ramy Youssef keeps the conversation sharp, genuine, and memorable. If you enjoy humor that straddles reverence and self-deprecation, this is an episode worth your time.
Ramy Youssef in Love debuts April 17th on HBO and HBO Max.