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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
I wonder what more there is to learn. We just told them so much. We just told them so much about pistachios. But evidently there's a whole other world. There's an unexplored vista.
Doug Liman
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Stephen Colbert
Wow. And I would not disparage any of them.
Doug Liman
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Cooper Hoffman
Good.
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Stephen Colbert
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to the Late show, folks. My next guest is an actor you know, from Licorice Pizza, Wildcat and Saturday night. Please welcome to the Late Show. Cooper Hoffman. Nice to see you.
Cooper Hoffman
Nice to see you too. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Now, most of the folks out there got to know you for the first time when you were in Paul Thomas Anderson's Licorice Pizza right there. It was a great movie, great performance. Your very first film. Yeah, that's A pretty high bar in your very first film.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes. A buddy of mine's dad said you got your driver's license and then you were handed the keys to a Lamborghini. And that is kind of the truth. It's a crazy thing to have on your first one.
Stephen Colbert
And you've been working steadily ever since you just had the premiere of the Long Walk, which people are very excited about.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Your new movie and another film you're starring in, Poetic License.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. Just premiered at the Toronto Film Festival.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
So it's a busy time to be Cooper Hoffman.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
But somebody's gotta be.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
How are you liking being Cooper Hoffman right now?
Cooper Hoffman
Uh, it's.
Stephen Colbert
It's, you know, how you handle em. People like going, hey, you're Cooper Hoffman.
Cooper Hoffman
It's good. It's nice. I mean, people are liking the movies, which is really great.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Cooper Hoffman
I don't do that well with change. That's the only thing it's like.
Stephen Colbert
Really?
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah. And I kind of.
Stephen Colbert
What's changing that you're famous?
Cooper Hoffman
Well, sure, sure. I've always been around fame, but having it to be enacted onto you is a different thing. And guiding yourself through that and trying to say all the right things, trying to do all the right things, trying to not to treat it as big as everyone else is treating it, I guess.
Stephen Colbert
Right. Yeah. Well, I promise not to treat it.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you could tone it down, that would be great. Thank you so much.
Stephen Colbert
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Well, people damn excited about your performances out there. This is what Vulture had to say about poetical license. You can't look away from Cooper Hoffman.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Okay.
Cooper Hoffman
That's awesome.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Cooper Hoffman
It's so exciting.
Stephen Colbert
That is so exciting.
Cooper Hoffman
I hadn't read that.
Stephen Colbert
I hadn't read that. You really had not read this?
Cooper Hoffman
I hadn't read that. So that's really. That's very nice.
Stephen Colbert
Wow. But when you read something, what's your first reaction? If you, like you hadn't seen that before, first reactions to knowing that people cannot look away from Cooperhoff, will you? Or Vulture. Can't look away.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, yeah, just Vulture. You have to be excited about it. Right? Like, you have to take that in. You have to take in the good stuff.
Stephen Colbert
It's a compliment.
Cooper Hoffman
Exactly. You have to take the compliment. And then also, you know, I was. I did Licorice Pizza, which was the first movie I did, and when I was doing the small bits of press that I was doing, Paul said to me along the way that, like, none of it's really that real? It's kind of like air. It's like something that you can't physically grab onto. And it's something that you can read and kind of enjoy. But then you kind of have to move on. Because Vulture on my next movie could be saying, you know, I want to look away from Cooper Hoffman so badly.
Stephen Colbert
You know, and that's just right. Exactly.
Cooper Hoffman
And then I'm stuck back in the pit.
Stephen Colbert
But that's easy for Paul Thomas Anderson to say. Cause he's not an actor.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
Stephen Colbert
Camera's not pointed at. No, it's not.
Cooper Hoffman
No, it is not.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, yeah. What's the best thing about fame to you? To you? What's the best thing? I have my own theories about this. I just want to know what your first reaction is. You're like, you know, it's been like three or four years since you've been Cooper Hoffman.
Cooper Hoffman
You know, I. Cooper Hoffman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God. What's the best thing about fame?
Stephen Colbert
I'll lead. You ready? Please. It leads to more work.
Cooper Hoffman
That's kind of what I was going to say.
Stephen Colbert
It's useful for more work.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, yeah. That's so good. I wish I just said what that. But I.
Stephen Colbert
Do you want to just say it and then we'll edit out bit. We'll end it up. Me saying it. You go like, well, Steve, I always.
Cooper Hoffman
Thought, yeah, yeah, yeah. If we could be. This could be an hour long. And I just say all my best things. But I was going to say that. Yeah, it really does. Like, I would love to make movies that some people don't want to make. You know, that's really nice. If I can be the person to bring a script together or whatever it is. That would be really lovely.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, lovely. That is nice. Is there a movie you want to make right now?
Cooper Hoffman
You know what? Like, this is kind of crazy, but I do have, like, buddies of mine in LA that I like, love dearly and would love to make a movie with them. That's honestly the truth. Yeah. That's honestly the truth.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. Definitely find the people that you love working with and help each other. That's great.
Cooper Hoffman
That's all I can ask.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. You share the same values. That's important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still work with people that I started working with when I was 24.
Cooper Hoffman
Really?
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, yeah. They work here on this show. Yeah, yeah.
Cooper Hoffman
What's the best thing for fame for you? Can I ask you questions?
Stephen Colbert
Best thing.
Cooper Hoffman
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Cooper Hoffman
No, no.
Stephen Colbert
I really do no, 100%. This is your first time on a late night show?
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah. I don't know.
Stephen Colbert
Like on most of them, you can't do that.
Cooper Hoffman
Well, I just saw Jenna. That's. Yeah, I assume so.
Stephen Colbert
But on this one, totally a percent. Because I'm out of here.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
So do you want to switch? You want to ask me a question?
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
So good. So what's your question?
Cooper Hoffman
No, my question is genuinely, like, what has. Like, you're also just. This brings a certain different kind of fame in the sense of like, it's you. This is you every night.
Stephen Colbert
Right?
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
So interesting. Yeah, sure, sure. It's like me.
Cooper Hoffman
It's like you. Yes.
Stephen Colbert
It's one and a half times me. I'm not this energetic in person, by the way.
Cooper Hoffman
Can I say one thing?
Stephen Colbert
Yes, Sir.
Cooper Hoffman
Strike Force 5, the podcast that you did, boom, was fantastic.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, thank you.
Cooper Hoffman
Me and my mother loved it.
Stephen Colbert
Terrible reason, but a wonderful experience.
Cooper Hoffman
Of course. But what you guys were doing was so lovely, it almost made you forget how horrible everything was.
Stephen Colbert
Very nice. The best thing, and you'll realize this when you're older, the best thing about being famous is that sometimes some young guy like you, some 22 year old who's working at the local plant store because he likes your show, to talk to you more, will carry your mulch to your car.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes. Yes, exactly. That's incredible.
Stephen Colbert
That's it.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes, that's exactly right.
Stephen Colbert
I remember when that first time that happened, I was still working on the Daily show and I got home, said to my wife, Evie, I said, I reached the perfect level of famous. Yeah, yeah. And I told her what happened, and I said, I have a feeling everything north of this is a pain in the ass.
Cooper Hoffman
He's gonna be. Aw. That's really the truth.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, that's really the truth. Well, people are really excited about the long walk. Can you tell the people what it is and who you play in it?
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, I play a kid by the name of Ray Garrity. And it's basically set in this dystopian world where you are put upon to this long walk and you have to walk above three miles an hour. And if you don't, you get warnings. If you get more than three warnings, you get killed.
Stephen Colbert
And you know, this is Stephen King.
Cooper Hoffman
This is Stephen King. It was something that he wrote when he was 16 and under the alias of Richard Brockman. And it was one of those things where, like, you know, I watched it last night at the premiere. It's exhausting. It's an exhausting Watch. And I love for my movie, you're.
Stephen Colbert
Walking the whole time.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes. You're walking the entire time under this threat. Yes. And it's under this extreme anxiety that like, you know David Johnson, who's my co star in it, who's fantastic if you don't know who he is, but he has this line in it that says, you know, I just thought that when they would shoot the gun, a little white piece of paper would come out and it would just say bang. And he'd say, this is a whole big joke. And you would all get to go home. And it is that kind of thing of like, you're watching these kids slowly realize what death is and slowly realizing that it's gonna come to them at some point. It's really dark. I really hope you guys all enjoy it if you go see it. But it is really dark.
Stephen Colbert
It's getting great notices. Yeah. Ye. But you walk for the whole thing.
Cooper Hoffman
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
And really had to walk. This isn't green screen. You're not on a treadmill. No. And so where did you walk?
Cooper Hoffman
Winnipeg, Canada.
Stephen Colbert
Winnipeg. Winnipeg, Canada. In the winter?
Cooper Hoffman
In the heat.
Stephen Colbert
In the heat. Okay.
Cooper Hoffman
Which by the way, their summers are just as bad as their winters.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Cooper Hoffman
Black flies. The flies. It was awful. And then it was also just like 101 degree heat. And you're on concrete, there's no shade. You're sitting ducks for. You're walking. We were walking close to 15 miles a day.
Stephen Colbert
Were your hamstrings just like a zither?
Cooper Hoffman
Awful. Awful. It's like for two months you're going home every night and just having a cold shower and trying to sleep.
Stephen Colbert
And how do you let it go? How do you let it go at the end of the day?
Cooper Hoffman
Well, me and my buddies on that movie would go, have we called it Martini Story time?
Stephen Colbert
And were there stories about martinis?
Cooper Hoffman
No. We would be enjoying martinis to kind of, I think, loosen us all up to tell. Really embarrassing.
Stephen Colbert
That's a plot.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a two at the most because we had to shoot the next day. And it wasn't every day that makes it sound darker than it was. It was really nice, actually.
Stephen Colbert
And then. So you would just. Whatever story came to you.
Cooper Hoffman
Yeah, it was. Well, no. Kind of. So this is also the really nice thing is that there's a really nice bit in the movie where Peter McVree's David Johnson again says, you know, we're just gonna wait for our moments. We're gonna keep having moments that we.
Stephen Colbert
Try to get to.
Cooper Hoffman
And I think our version of this was our stories. We would kind of start the day by going, I have a really good story that I want to tell you. And we're like, what is it? I'm not going to tell you until we get to the end of the day. And that was the thing you would look forward to, which was really nice. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Well, Cooper, lovely to meet you.
Cooper Hoffman
Lovely to meet you. Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
The Long Walk is in theaters this Friday. Cooper Hoffman, everybody. Thank you for listening to the late show pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives. And Doug Limu and I always tell you to customize your car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual. But now we want you to feel it. Cue the emu music. Limu.
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Episode: Cooper Hoffman (Extended)
Date: September 13, 2025
Guest: Cooper Hoffman
This episode centers on a revealing and playful conversation between Stephen Colbert and actor Cooper Hoffman. The discussion highlights Cooper’s sudden rise to fame following Licorice Pizza, his experiences in the industry, the pressures and perks of notoriety, and deep dives into his latest projects, particularly The Long Walk. The tone is warm, candid, and sprinkled with Stephen’s signature humor, creating a relaxed space for Cooper to reflect and share personal anecdotes.
High Bar for a Debut
“A buddy of mine’s dad said you got your driver’s license and then you were handed the keys to a Lamborghini. And that is kind of the truth.” (05:06 – Cooper Hoffman)
Navigating Sudden Recognition
“I don't do that well with change… having it to be enacted onto you is a different thing… trying to not to treat it as big as everyone else is treating it, I guess.” (05:49 – Cooper Hoffman)
How to Handle Compliments & Criticism
“None of it's really that real. It's kind of like air… something that you can read and kind of enjoy. But then you have to move on.” (06:55 – Cooper Hoffman, paraphrasing Anderson)
Getting Excited About Critical Acclaim
“You can’t look away from Cooper Hoffman.” (06:16 – Stephen Colbert)
Colbert’s Take on the Best Perk
“The best thing about being famous is that sometimes some young guy like you, some 22-year-old… will carry your mulch to your car.” (09:56 – Stephen Colbert)
“That’s incredible.” (10:10 – Cooper Hoffman)
Mutual Curiosity
Working with Friends
Cooper expresses a desire to create films with friends in LA, emphasizing the value of collaboration and shared passion.
“Like, buddies of mine in LA that I love dearly and would love to make a movie with them. That's honestly the truth.” (08:35 – Cooper Hoffman)
Stephen supports this:
“Find the people that you love working with and help each other. That’s great.” (08:44 – Stephen Colbert)
Premise and Role
Cooper introduces The Long Walk:
“I play a kid by the name of Ray Garrity. And it's basically set in this dystopian world where you are put upon to this long walk and you have to walk above three miles an hour. And if you don't, you get warnings. If you get more than three warnings, you get killed.” (10:36 – Cooper Hoffman)
The story, based on a Stephen King novel written under the alias Richard Bachman, is described as “exhausting” and “really dark.”
Physical Demands
“We were walking close to 15 miles a day.” (12:12 – Cooper Hoffman) “It's like for two months you're going home every night and just having a cold shower and trying to sleep.” (12:29 – Cooper Hoffman)
On-set Bonding: ‘Martini Story Time’
“We called it Martini Story Time… we would kind of start the day by going, I have a really good story that I want to tell you… I’m not going to tell you until we get to the end of the day. And that was the thing you would look forward to, which was really nice.” (13:07 – Cooper Hoffman)
On Adjusting to Fame:
“I've always been around fame, but having it to be enacted onto you is a different thing.” (05:56 – Cooper Hoffman)
Colbert’s Tip on Positive Reviews:
“Vulture on my next movie could be saying, you know, I want to look away from Cooper Hoffman so badly.” (07:18 – Cooper Hoffman)
Appreciation for Colbert’s Strike Force 5 Podcast:
“Strike Force 5, the podcast that you did… was fantastic. Me and my mother loved it.” (09:43 – Cooper Hoffman)
Filmmaking Aspirations:
“I would love to make movies that some people don’t want to make. You know, that’s really nice… if I can be the person to bring a script together.” (08:05 – Cooper Hoffman)
Colbert’s Reflection on Fame:
“I reached the perfect level of famous… I have a feeling everything north of this is a pain in the ass.” (10:14 – Stephen Colbert)
On the Challenges Filming ‘The Long Walk’:
“Their summers are just as bad as their winters… black flies… 101 degree heat… You're walking close to 15 miles a day.” (12:06 – Cooper Hoffman)
The exchange is candid, genial, and full of mutual respect. Colbert’s wit and open-ended questions allow Cooper to reveal genuine thoughts about his career, creative process, and personal evolution. Cooper’s responses oscillate between humility, humor, and thoughtful insight, mirroring the youthful frankness that endears him to audiences.
In Essence:
This episode delivers an intimate peek into Cooper Hoffman’s artistic journey and personality, blending accolades with authenticity. From handling Hollywood buzz to reveling in post-shoot camaraderie, listeners will find a relatable and disarming portrait of a rising star—capped by Colbert’s signature warmth and comedic wisdom.