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Stephen Colbert
Oh, Becca.
Becca
Hi, Stephen.
Stephen Colbert
It's Thursday.
Becca
It's Thursday.
Stephen Colbert
It's getaway day.
Becca
It's getaway day on the Late Show. Pod show, if you're listening.
Stephen Colbert
Here we are. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I'm jumping all over here. Here we are in our little gray foam booth we constructed when we came in to take over the show ten years ago. Ten years ago.
Becca
Ten years ago.
Stephen Colbert
You weren't even born then.
Becca
No, I am seven.
Stephen Colbert
I'm seven years old. You look good. Yeah, well, you look good. Yeah.
Becca
Yeah. Season three was great. Season three was great. I caught that.
Stephen Colbert
When did you start?
Becca
I started in. I was an intern at the beginning of 2019 and I got hired in the fall of 2019.
Stephen Colbert
It's hard to remember a time before Becca.
Becca
I know.
Stephen Colbert
Well, yeah, the bb.
Becca
The Becca.
Stephen Colbert
The Before Becca. A dark time.
Becca
Yeah, exactly. Okay, so I have a fun podcast today.
Stephen Colbert
Hit me.
Becca
That includes a game. So this is. I'll do a quiz for you first of who this is. This person just won The Oscar for Best Actor. Are you an Oscar fan? Do you watch the Oscars?
Stephen Colbert
I don't watch the Oscars. I don't watch award shows. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. What were some of the movies? I saw all of them.
Becca
I think this time it was long. This one, this movie and the speech.
Stephen Colbert
But was it Oppenheimer guy? Was it Cillian, or is that the year before?
Becca
I think it was the year before.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, hold on. Long movie.
Becca
And he was on the show in.
Stephen Colbert
December, and I'm sure I had a great time with him.
Becca
You had a great time?
Stephen Colbert
Give me a hint. This is terrible. Our show is arguably one of the crossroads of show business because, you know, you got a book, you got a movie, you got a TV show, you got an axe to grind. Whatever. You come right through the Ed Sullivan Theater. And the fact that I can't. I just don't pay attention to award shows that much. I love everybody's work. I just don't like the.
Adrien Brody
Who.
Stephen Colbert
Who was best better.
Becca
Okay. His movie that he won for was so long. There was an intermission if you went to go see it in a theater. And it was this past year.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, and I love him. It's Adrian.
Becca
It's Adrien Brody.
Stephen Colbert
I love Adrien Brody. I actually wrote him a letter when he was on Succession.
Becca
Oh, yeah, I forgot he was on Succession.
Stephen Colbert
He did like one and a half show arc or something like. Or maybe one show. I had to write him. I was so blown away by it. I just think he's fantastic. And everything he does feels at one at the same time, kind of heightened and real at the same time.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Brilliant. Brilliant.
Becca
Have you ever seen Darjeeling Limited, the Wes Anderson movie?
Stephen Colbert
It is one of the two. It is one of the two Wes Andersons. I haven't seen. I haven't seen that. Nor have I seen French Dispatch.
Becca
I haven't seen the French one either. But Darjeeling Limited, one of his earlier ones. Literally one of the best male performances I've ever seen. He's so good in it. It's such a sweet movie. Just three brothers on a train. Beautiful.
Stephen Colbert
Ever seen in Predator?
Becca
No.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, yeah.
Becca
Okay, great. I'll check that out.
Stephen Colbert
Check that out.
Becca
Okay, here's my story with Adrien Brody. Last week, I'm going home after work. I take. I'm on the E train, right? And I'm getting off my train at the exact door that I need to get off at to get to the right staircase where I do my transfer. You know, I have it All. I have it all plotted out by now.
Stephen Colbert
This isn't your first rodeo.
Becca
Getting out. Right by my door is Adrien Brody. And he's coming in. I'm getting out. And it's not like, oh, that guy looked like Adrien Brody. Oh, he has a hat and, like, a mask on. He is full. I am Adrien Brody. No. No disguise. He has, like, an impish grin, as if he knows.
Stephen Colbert
Just shy of wearing a shirt that says, yep, it's Adrien Brody.
Becca
And he has, like, an impish grin. If he knows he's somewhere he's not meant to be, wondering, will anyone ask him something? You know, but so cool. And I was just like, oh. I didn't say anything. I just keep walking, you know, I don't know him. I don't want to bug this guy, but cool little. I don't see a lot of famous people outside. So it was a cool situation, but it sparked an idea in my head for us today.
Stephen Colbert
Great.
Becca
Which is that Adrien Brody. I saw him. Seems like a nice guy. Wouldn't bother him on the road. I don't know him.
Stephen Colbert
Right.
Becca
Don't know what I would ask him. You Steven, my boss?
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Becca
We talk all the time.
Stephen Colbert
We do? Yes.
Becca
There are some questions I have that I want to play a little game with you called Celebrity Boss, where I just ask you questions about what experiences you might have that are different from.
Stephen Colbert
Mine as being a celebrity.
Becca
Yes. And I promise they won't make you uncomfortable. There's no personal information divulged.
Stephen Colbert
That's fine. My life's an open book. What do you want?
Becca
Okay, great. Okay, first one. And these can be as rapid fire as you want.
Stephen Colbert
Yes, sir.
Becca
Haircuts. Do you go somewhere or do they come.
Stephen Colbert
No, they come here. There's this person who cuts some people's hair at cbs. That's why I have a CBS haircut. Oh, same person who cuts John Dickerson's hair.
Becca
Oh, nice.
Stephen Colbert
Anchor. The co. Anchor of the CBS Evening News. I might have actually learned about her from him. I don't know. But I need a consistent haircut. So every three weeks, Fatima comes by and she cuts my hair. And she's great.
Becca
Awesome. Cool. Okay, next question. Grocery stores.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. Love them.
Becca
So you go?
Stephen Colbert
Of course. Yeah, I go. I go to kings. I'm a big king's man.
Becca
Okay. How aware are you of your face being in the freezer?
Stephen Colbert
What do you mean?
Becca
The ice cream.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, that. My face being. Oh, I always check.
Becca
You always check?
Stephen Colbert
Everywhere I go. That has Ben and Jerry's I always check to see whether they have my Ben and Jerry's there. Matter of fact, if I'm on a road trip, like if I'm driving from Charleston to New York or vice versa, like, at the beginning of the summer, I'll do it in just a few weeks to bring the dog down there. And if I'm stopping at a convenience store on the way down or a grocery store, they've got it. And it almost always has me and Fallon, and they're next to each other. And I'll make sure the labels are facing properly, and I'll take a photo and I'll send it to Fallon. That's kind of how we mark the summers that I always. At the beginning of December, I send a photo of the two. You know, good luck to both of us because this is high ice cream time.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
This is when we start moving pints here.
Becca
Oh, sure, sure.
Stephen Colbert
Exactly. So we kick off the summer. I always send them a photo of the two of the two of the pints together.
Becca
Okay, cool.
Stephen Colbert
Now, Kings, which is a great grocery store. I love Kings.
Becca
Mm.
Stephen Colbert
They don't carry my ice cream.
Becca
No way.
Stephen Colbert
I think maybe whoever owns Kings doesn't like me.
Becca
I feel like I see it all. Or maybe they're just selling out. Maybe people love your ice cream.
Stephen Colbert
No, I've never seen it there.
Becca
Whoa.
Stephen Colbert
Do you go to King's?
Becca
I've never been to King's, but.
Stephen Colbert
Okay, so everybody. Oh, no, no. Every. I see it all over the place. It's a quality ice cream. It's one of their best sellers, and it's one of my favorite things we do. Is that all the money that I get from this? I have the staff giveaway every year at Christmas.
Becca
It's the best.
Stephen Colbert
It's the best night of the year when I get to read off, like, 125 different charities that are going to get $5,000 a piece because we rake in some. We pull down some duckets off that ice cream man.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
People, America has dietary issues, and some great charities are benefiting from. So all that money. All that money goes to charity. And so I don't mind pumping it, like, you know, I'm not. I don't mind, like, really shaken my money maker for that ice cream because it's all going to charity. And I don't know why it's not a Kings. But you know what? I forgive Kings. Everybody's got their opinions. Maybe they don't like my comedy. Maybe it's like they don't like the Things I talk about and I respect, you know, we're all Americans. I respect that. I just want the people who run kings to know that. That money doesn't go to me. Yeah, that money goes to charities. Maybe charities. You care about kings. So I'm just saying, let's talk.
Becca
Yeah, okay, cool. So next question. Resale shopping. I'm assuming you get nice things, you know, you make a good, you can make a good salary. You know, you're a fancy guy.
Stephen Colbert
You're asking me if I'm going to pop some tags? I'm asking $20 in my pocket.
Becca
I'm asking, do you ever go on ebay and just look for a little tchotchke or like, do you ever go to like.
Stephen Colbert
No, only I look on ebay for very, very specific things. I want, I want, you know, I found on ebay sometimes, is that I'm looking for art from people who aren't necessarily considered artists or rather aren't considered fine artists. Like, for instance, I want, you know, E. Cummings painted a lot of watercolors and I love Cummings. So I wanted to, I think I got, I think I got an E. Cummings off of ebay. Like an old E. Cummings watercolor. And with, with, you know, with papers and stuff like that. I, I'll look for very specific things. Like, I think I've got, I've got a friend who really loves World War I. And so I bought like a cavalry sword from World War I from him. I recently got a, A Royal Flying Corps. The Russian. The, the, the English Royal Flying Corps. A sterling silver bookmark that's emblazoned with a Royal Flying Corps From World War I emblem on it to give to my friend who had done me a wonderful favor. And I know he was, he's kind of obsessed with World War I. And I'm always thinking, what could I possibly get him? Because he's a man of great means and this is a guy who has like World War I planes. And I went, what could I get him? He doesn't have so much.
Becca
Yeah, you know, okay, so that's a cool answer, but fancy ebay? You're on ebay, but it's fancy ebay.
Stephen Colbert
Well, it's non fancy.
Becca
Well, here's my question.
Stephen Colbert
I'll tell you what else I've got off of ebay.
Becca
Okay.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, I've bought, I bought a series of espresso martini glasses.
Becca
Oh, nice.
Stephen Colbert
So they're, there's, there's, they have like, you know, they have coffee beans etched.
Becca
On the side and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, that's really nice.
Stephen Colbert
That's. And those were cheap.
Becca
Okay, but here's. You were not. You were not born famous. You had some years in Chicago. You had some years in Chicago.
Stephen Colbert
I had some. Some years in New York. I was roughing it too, but go ahead.
Becca
But what is. Is there an item you're the proudest of? And I'll give you my example. I once on the side of the road in Ohio, bought a shoe shaped chair for $7. And that is it. You know, it was new to me. I still have it. Of course I do. It's beautiful and it's very comfortable. The slope of the stiletto is very nice for the arch in your back. It's very nice.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, that's nice.
Becca
Do you have any, do you have any, like, big bargains or.
Stephen Colbert
I was living in New York. I was unemployed. I don't recommend being in a city with a wife who at the time was also unemployed and a baby who refused to get a job and another baby on the way. And I was unemployed. And that is not something I recommend. I'd already done some TV work in New York, but I wasn't established. I wasn't really established. I had some friends, but I didn't really have a support system yet. And I was walking down the street near the Met Museum and there were people selling used books on blankets on the street. And I found a book. I think I bought the book for $10 and it was falling apart. The book was like just coming apart in my hands. But it was a book of Peter Arnault, who was a great New Yorker cartoonist. Peter Arnault cartoons, I think, think from the 1930s, so the early days. Because this is the 100th anniversary of the New Yorker. So in the first 10, 15 years of the New Yorker. And they're great. And they were full, really good quality paper, really good quality prints. And just page after page, like with no text on it, only one big New Yorker cartoon on every page and page after page of them. And like, they're good enough prints that they didn't have printing on the back. There was only one sided. And I found like the eight that I loved the most. And I had them framed.
Becca
Oh, nice.
Stephen Colbert
And I still have four of them.
Becca
That's really beautiful.
Stephen Colbert
Three of them hang at home.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And two of them. And one of them is in my office here.
Becca
Oh, nice. That's a perfect.
Stephen Colbert
And they're all related to like high flying, like rich people in New York behaving badly.
Becca
Cool.
Stephen Colbert
They're really nice.
Becca
Cool. Oh, that's a great treasure. Okay.
Stephen Colbert
That's a great treasure. And they cost me, like, with the. And the frames were. Because it was a standard size paper, the frames were like dime store frames. And we still have them.
Becca
Yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And so it cost me nothing. And people go, oh, where'd you get this original Peter Arno? I'm like, it's not cool.
Becca
Cool. Okay, restaurants. Here's my question about restaurants.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Becca
How does it work when your photo gets put on the wall? Did they come to you?
Stephen Colbert
That's funny.
Becca
Has it happened to you? I'm sure it's happened to you.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, it has. There are some places where my photo's on the wall.
Becca
Is it a lot? Do you know? How does it happen? Did they print out a photo?
Stephen Colbert
They said, would you sign this photo?
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And then I sign the photo and I say, you, pastrami's the best.
Becca
Awesome.
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert, something like that.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
I had a bit that I wanted to do. I believe I pitched this. I believe I pitched this when I tried to be a writer on Conan O' Brien Show.
Becca
Oh, cool.
Stephen Colbert
Back in 1993. I think that's when he started in 93. And Robert Smigel, who was his first exec, really wanted Conan to hire me to be a writer performer on the show. And Conan did not. He repeatedly did not. Matter of fact, when I at the Mark Twain Awards, which will come out in May, that's basically all I talk about is the number of times Conan didn't hire me.
Becca
So that's coming up.
Stephen Colbert
That's coming up. Yeah. And so one of the things I pitched was to reunite stars with their sandwiches is like, go to. Like, I was in some place and it was like, there's like, you know, let's say it's Joe Manganiello, whatever. It was like, your pastrami is the best. And then you go and you talk to the guy at the deli and go, tell me about that photo. How'd that come about? Tell me about the sandwich. What do you remember about the sandwich? And then you talk to the star and you go, here's the photo. Do you remember signing this? What was that about? Talk me through that sandwich. And then we maybe rash him on the sandwich. Like, is this the sandwich you remember? And then you come in, and then we reunite the person not with the owner. We reunite the person with the sandwich. And then they say, now, all these years later, would you still say the same thing about this sandwich? I believe that was one of my pitches.
Becca
Do you still co sign the sandwich Endorsed. That's really good.
Stephen Colbert
I did not get hired.
Becca
That's a really good bit. That's great. Is there a place that you were proud or excited that they would ask? Do you remember the first time it happened? Because I'm always like, my dad called.
Stephen Colbert
I don't remember. I don't remember. I mean, there's a couple places in. I'm sorry, go ahead. You were gonna ask something else.
Becca
No, I was just gonna say that my dad called me on the phone when A falafel place that our family's been going to for 20 years. He called me on the phone when they didn't have to ask him his name when he was picking up because they recognized him and knew his name was Norm. He called me and he told me that it had happened. Cause he was so excited.
Stephen Colbert
There's a bagel place in New Jersey that I really love. And they'll do other things like sandwiches and stuff. Like I usually go in and get, you know, ham, egg and cheese on a kaiser. Yeah, Just a little mustard, salt and pepper. No ketchup, please.
Becca
Nice.
Stephen Colbert
Unbelievable. What a great way to start the day. That and a cup of coffee and like maybe a Tropicana orange juice. I know it's all sugar and doesn't matter. I'm trying to recover. And they have a sandwich named after me. They have the Colbert. They have the Colbert, which is pretty good. It's a chicken cutlet sandwich with like arugula and a balsamic dressing and sun dried tomatoes. Pretty good. And then.
Becca
Did you pick that sandwich? You made this?
Stephen Colbert
They made it and said, what do you think?
Becca
Okay.
Stephen Colbert
They sent one home with me and goes, we're thinking of doing this Colbert. What do you think? And I took it to you and said I would order this. This is good. All you want is a sandwich that you would order.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And by the way, Ben and Jerry's. You know, I got a Ben and Jerry's flavor. Yeah, the. They don't say what kind of ice cream. Would you like to. Yeah, they sent me three choices because they say years go in developing every ice cream. And they sent me three different choices. And they're unmarked pints. They just have numbers written on the outside and on the lid. And I took it home to my kids who were young. I mean, they were little. My youngest. How long have I had that? Since I've had it. 18 years I've had that ice cream. So he was five.
Becca
Wow. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And then Peter was eight and Madeline was 11 or something. And they were. I said, what do you guys think? And they all went, this one, and that was the one that had the fudge covered waffle chunks on vanilla ice cream with a swirl of caramel. And we're like, okay, ice cream cone. It's gonna be a Maracone dream.
Becca
Perfect.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, that's how that came about.
Becca
They're not messing around.
Stephen Colbert
But again, you didn't have a choice. You had a choice between. You didn't build it. You had a choice between. And then the other place that I used to have my face up was a signed cover of. When I was on the COVID of Newsweek, they asked me to sign that. And that was a place called Watchung Deli in Montclair, New Jersey.
Becca
Were you just telling us about this?
Stephen Colbert
They had the greatest sandwich called the Angry Dwarf.
Becca
This was a beautiful story about the sandwich.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, beautiful. Yeah. The sandwich started and it's a pretty basic sandwich. A Sausalito ham with provolone, sausalito turkey, you know, spicy turkey with provolone, mayonnaise, tomatoes. Oh, onions, thin sliced onion on there and then open face, broiled and then toasty. You know, Quiznos.
Becca
Mm.
Stephen Colbert
Was not a Quiznos. And they love it so much that they sent some to work for me.
Becca
Wow.
Stephen Colbert
Like, they would send these sandwiches to work. If they came to show, they would bring me an angry dwarf. Like, they knew me well enough to, like, bring me an angry dwarf. And then when they shut down right during or right after Covid, they had a rough ride of it. And they gave me a book of all the recipes of all the sandwiches.
Becca
That's really beautiful.
Stephen Colbert
And I keep it at home. Occasionally I'll bust it open and make myself an angry dwarf or something like that.
Becca
What was the story of the name again?
Stephen Colbert
Oh, the Angry dwarf was. There was some very kind of rude kid, very pushy kid who'd come in and say, I want this, I want this, I want that. And so they go, that's the angry dwarfs here again. And so for this kid who would demand this particular sandwich, they named it the Angry Dwarf.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Becca
Fun fact. My friend Ben grew up in Montclair, loved that deli.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. You talked to him about it.
Becca
They had a sandwich called Ben Special.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, really?
Becca
His band name. He named his band after that sandwich because it's his name and he loved the sandwich.
Stephen Colbert
Do they name the sandwich for him or just. He shared the name.
Becca
He shared the name and liked the sandwich.
Stephen Colbert
So it's called Ben Specials Band.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Where. Where they Get. Where are they?
Becca
They're on the Spotify. They're in the Brooklyn. They're a great band. Great band. Really.
Stephen Colbert
Well, Ben special should get to know Evil Twin, my son's band.
Becca
Oh, yeah. Get on a bill. But sure. Anyways, sandwich stories. Okay, wait, next thing, last one.
Stephen Colbert
My favorite, favorite game we've played on.
Becca
This so far, Dogs on the Street. Have you ever met one that seemed like they knew who you were? Dogs are watching TV. Dogs. That TV's on.
Stephen Colbert
No.
Becca
Do you, do you greet dogs on the street?
Stephen Colbert
Oh, I love, I love greeting dogs on the street.
Becca
Okay, good.
Stephen Colbert
Maybe in a doorway on the street, the person's busy, you don't want to get in the way of their dog. But anywhere that's. The dog's in a moment of hiatus.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
You know, if the dog is going someplace with their master, I don't want to, I don't want to interrupt because I don't want anybody messing with my dog. But if we're, you know, stoplight, crosswalk, doorway, whatever moment, just a moment of hiatus, I'd love to engage with a dog.
Becca
Okay, great. Great to know this.
Stephen Colbert
Okay, so dogs recognizing dogs. Dogs recognizing you. Benny, my niece, the wonderful Lucy.
Becca
Oh, love Lucy.
Stephen Colbert
Lucy stayed with us. She had been over in Europe visiting some friends in Amsterdam. What we didn't know is that she brought us back as a present a bunch of a really good Dutch chocolate. Like some dark chocolate, some milk chocolate. Beautiful gifts, but big. Like those big, like kind of 20 ounce bars. Like really, really big bars. Benny ate three of them.
Becca
Oh, no.
Stephen Colbert
And dogs can't handle chocolate. It's poison for them. It's really, really bad. And it was two like European dark chocolate bars and then a European milk chocolate bar.
Becca
Full cacao, that is.
Stephen Colbert
Full cacao, that'll. That'll put you down. And we freaked out. She didn't. Wasn't thinking through it. Just. It was in her luggage. Her luggage was open. And it was his damn fault. He went rooting through her luggage because he smelled food.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And so I'm like, I'm getting hydrogen peroxide in him to get him to vomit. And I'm just walking him around New York and I actually, when I went to go get the hydrogen peroxide, I had to go down to a 24 hour CVS that was near us. And I walk into the CVS and here I am. It's summertime. I'm hot. I'm wearing shorts, raggedy old T shirt, baseball cap. And I got my dog who's kind of Going, like, you know, he's not looking his best.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And I get the hydrogen peroxide and I put it on the counter. And the woman immediately knows, like, oh, the dog doesn't like that. But there's a woman behind me, and she goes, oh, hi. And I'm like, oh, whatever. And I turn around, and she's leaning down, and she's talking to Benny, and she's going, hi, Benny. She knows Benny.
Becca
And she was talking to Benny.
Stephen Colbert
She was talking to Benny. That's really nice because of the times we've talked about Benny on the show.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Or maybe she saw him on Doggist or whatever like that. And she was kind of like. She gave me, like, a minute of attention, like, hey, hey, nice to meet you. Ooh, Benny. Like, she was all very Benny. And. And that kind of. I think that pulled him back. I think the attention pulled him back because he never. I got that hydrogen peroxide in him. He never threw up, and he was fine. At a certain point, he goes, can we. Because it's late at this point. It's like, can we just go to bed? I'm gonna be fine. I don't know what y' all are worried about. And sure enough, he was absolutely fine.
Becca
What a trip.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. He had a racing heartbeat, but that was about it.
Becca
Yeah. Wow, that's really a good story. It's kind of nice, you know.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, sure.
Becca
Hi. Hi.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, thank you. Oh, you're talking to the dog.
Becca
Yeah. I mean, I say hi to dogs on the street that are walking. Their owners sometimes think I'm talking to them, but I make sure to make eye contact at the dog, who I'm more excited to see. Okay, this is my last question. Reels. You enjoy reels?
Stephen Colbert
I enjoy Instagram reels. Yes, I do. Yeah.
Becca
I assume this is through a Finstagram. Do you have, like, a fake private account, or are you on the, like, Stephen Colbert Check account?
Stephen Colbert
This is a private account.
Becca
Okay. So my question about this is, do you enjoy the sort of anonymity that a private account brings you, or do you ever find someone who's like, this person's so funny, they're doing bits on these reels. I'm gonna go over to my main account and just say, haha. From Stephen Colbert or something like that. You know, do you ever.
Stephen Colbert
I'll go follow them on my actual account.
Becca
Oh, nice. Okay.
Stephen Colbert
I don't follow anyone on my Fensta.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And I'll follow them on my real account. And then some people go like, oh, hey. They'll recognize because it's the show account.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, hey, thanks for following. Oh, great. Thanks. I really love your music or whatever it is.
Becca
That's it. Yeah. Nice. Nice.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Becca
But the fence is nice. The fence is a nice way for you to lurk, like any other Internet lurker, you know? Yeah, it's nice. Anonymity. There. Cool. No one will ever find it. Okay. And then this is just more of a comment I want to make about the biggest thing I've noticed about you, my celebrity boss, is the way you handle spam phone calls. And I love it.
Stephen Colbert
Well, I do two ways.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
One is to say, like, pronto. You know, I just. I'll. I. I'll answer them and just pretend like I can't speak English, which is a lot of fun.
Becca
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And. And the other thing is, I'll say, oh, I. Oh, no, I really want to. Oh, that sounds fascinating. No, no, no. I really do need that product, whatever it is. And they go, hold on one second. I just got. I just got something in the oven. Hold on one second. I'll be right back. And then. And I'll. I'll. I'll put the phone down, and then I'll go about my day, and I'll occasionally walk by it and go, I'm sorry, I just had. There was someone at the door like that. And then I'll pick it up and go, I'm sorry, are you still there? And they'll go, yeah, we're still here. Can we. Okay, so I want to talk to you about, like, your car insurance. Like, oh, damn it. I'm sorry. The baby. I'm sorry, I gotta get the baby. Whatever.
Becca
Like that.
Stephen Colbert
And I just see how long I can get with the person.
Becca
Wow, I love that.
Stephen Colbert
Am I a bad guy? Does that make me a bad guy?
Becca
No, it's not. It's fun. Everybody has fun with spam phone calls, and they don't. They have no idea who you are. That's why I think it's so fun that they could be getting pranked by someone and they have no idea it's Stephen Colbert. I love that. Yeah, it's really good. It's a good bit. Anyways, those are my questions. Those are my questions.
Stephen Colbert
Did I win?
Becca
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. I've. The sandwich. The sandwich stuff. That was a great story. I didn't expect you to already have thought of the bit there, but. Great. Well, we have Adrien Brody on the podcast we're on.
Stephen Colbert
Still on that episode.
Becca
Yeah. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
This is a long intro.
Becca
Celebrity.
Stephen Colbert
I couldn't There might be. This might be a longer intro than the actual interview you're about to hear.
Becca
Yeah, that's possible.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Becca
But.
Stephen Colbert
But we're fascinating too. We don't have Oscars.
Becca
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a lot of other stuff going for us and we have a good time. All right, well, thanks. Thanks for answering my questions.
Stephen Colbert
Have a great break.
Becca
Have a great break.
Stephen Colbert
Bye.
Becca
Bye. Stephen.
Stephen Colbert
Welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest this evening is an Academy Award winning actor, you know, from the Grand Budapest Hotel, Succession and the Pianist and so much more. His latest film is the Brutalist. Please welcome back to the Late Show, Adrien Brody. Lovely.
Adrien Brody
You guys are a great audience. You guys are a great audience.
Stephen Colbert
It's so nice to see you again.
Adrien Brody
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Did you park your motorcycle out front?
Adrien Brody
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
No. What gang are we in now? Adrian, tonight?
Adrien Brody
I didn't ride.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, exactly. Nice to.
Becca
You see.
Adrien Brody
Lovely to see you. Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
The new film, the Brutalist is already getting extraordinary reviews. I cannot wait to see it. Even I feel like. I feel like the trailer deserves an award at this point. It's so beautiful. It looks like a work of such soaring artistic and emotional ambition. It's about an architect named Laszlo Toth, who's a Hungarian who comes to the United States escaping war torn Europe and finding his way in this new country. You know, the difficulty of that, and I understand this hits home personally for you in a way that I wasn't aware of. Tell the people why.
Adrien Brody
Yes, very much so. I mean, some of you may know my mother is a wonderful photographer, very well respected photographer. Her name is Sylvia Plahy and she is a Hungarian born artist. And she and my grandparents fled Hungary in 1956 during the revolution. And so her journey, and you know, the struggles and sacrifices along the way of that immigrant experience is very personal to me because I am the son of a Hungarian immigrant. So it's a big honor for me to impart some of the insight I have and then I think speaks to many people of all backgrounds and it's part of what shapes this wonderful nation.
Stephen Colbert
Pardon me for asking. Your mother's still with us.
Adrien Brody
Yes, yes.
Stephen Colbert
And did you discuss this role with her? Did you talk about this?
Adrien Brody
Yes, oh, yes.
Becca
And.
Adrien Brody
She'S been a guiding light for this. And my grandfather in particular, whose very pronounced Hungarian accent was something I channeled for this character. We worked very hard with a dialect coach, but I found truth in that. It was so intimate for my whole youth of what I grew up around. Not just the voice, but a certain Hungarian Sensibility.
Stephen Colbert
How would you describe. I have a couple of friends I know from Hungary. How would you describe the Hungarian sensibility?
Adrien Brody
They're wonderfully enthusiastic and. And passionate and. And somewhat outspoken. And they're. It's a good quality. It's kind of like if, you know, New Yorkers and you. You know, New Yorkers are similar in that respect, I think. But if you're not familiar with it, it's. It's sometimes, you know, you don't know if it's a joke or if it is a joke. There's a lot of truth in it.
Stephen Colbert
Dark humor.
Adrien Brody
They don't really hide that. And then they say it was a joke, and there's a lot of truth in that. Grandma.
Stephen Colbert
We have a clip here that we want to show. What do we need to know about this? It's you and Guy Pearce. Yes.
Adrien Brody
So this is a moment where Lazlo Toth, my character, comes to America, and he had done a project to renovate Guy's character's library in his home and had been kicked out in a fury. And now Van Buren, Guy's character, comes to find him, and he does a little research on Laszlo, and he discovers all of these buildings that he had created back in Europe. And Laszlo is amazed that they still exist, because his understanding was that most would have been demolished during the Nazi occupation.
Stephen Colbert
Jim, these are yours? Yes. All of them? Yes. I'm sorry I upset you. No.
Adrien Brody
I don't. Did not realize these images were still available. Much less of any consequence. May I keep these?
Stephen Colbert
Of course you may. They're very artistic. It's so beautiful. We have to take a quick break right here, but we're right back with more Adrien Brody. Adrien Brody, at one point in the movie, your character Lazlo Toth is asked, why architecture? Adrien Brody? Why acting? You know, the old joke about, like, writing about music is like dancing about architecture. You're a painter. Paint me. About acting. Why acting?
Adrien Brody
I'm plagiarizing this, but it beats working for a living. It didn't occur to me before you.
Stephen Colbert
Asked me the question.
Adrien Brody
I mean, I am so grateful to have found acting and for acting to have found me. And I do owe that to my mother as well. She had an assignment to photograph in acting school when I was a boy and saw that I. I love people and study people and human individuality, and I would always kind of tell stories and recreate things. And so she just saw that I had. It would be a right. A good fit for me. And it also kept Me off hanging out on the streets of Queens.
Stephen Colbert
So anybody else. Anybody else in your family, like? Any. Are you descended from actors?
Adrien Brody
No, although my grandfather aspired to be an actor here.
Stephen Colbert
I mean, Hungarian grandfather.
Adrien Brody
My Hungarian grandfather, yes. My mother's father. We're very similar in a lot of ways. I mean, he. He got a. He got a job as a kind of tertiary role in a play on Broadway of Zorba the Greek, is my understanding. And he was required to dance and. Which I don't think he was a great dancer and. But there was a moment where the director had made some choices and my grandfather piped up and told him how he thinks he should do it.
Stephen Colbert
Which.
Adrien Brody
I can relate to. So, I mean, my boy. Grandfather got fired, so there went his acting dreams.
Stephen Colbert
There you go. There you go. Do you do that, too? I do tend to. Do.
Adrien Brody
I try to bite my. Maybe it's the Hungarian in me, but I tend to. It's my humble opinion, but I think you might want to put the camera.
Stephen Colbert
Over, maybe come a little closer. You know, Wes Anderson. Does everything have to be symmetrical?
Adrien Brody
No, definitely not. I mean, most directors I've worked with do not need symmetry, fortunately for me and for the kind of movies we make. But.
Stephen Colbert
Well, much like your character, you have an interest in design and restoration. If we were to drop in to your crib, what would be the design aesthetic that we would experience?
Adrien Brody
I have a pretty eclectic taste. I do like to integrate things that have moved me or that I've found along the way in my travels. I don't want to digress from this too much, but I made the Darjeeling Limited with Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson. And I envisioned. I tried to figure out how I could buy one of the train cars that we shot in to ship it home and put in the countryside. And I thought it would be an amazing thing. And it was such an enormous cost. Right.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Adrien Brody
To ship alone a train car. So I ended up not doing it. But then I went to Owen Wilson's house, and he just asked for a door, and it is so freaking beautiful on his wall. It's a work of art. And I was so mad that my vision is so big, but I tend to find things that are unique, that are fun in the house. And I went antique shopping in the countryside, and I found this beautiful old slot machine. Nice antique slot machine.
Stephen Colbert
One Arm Bandit.
Adrien Brody
Yeah, One Arm Bandit. And not that I'm a huge gambler, but I thought it just looked nice.
Stephen Colbert
Sure, sure.
Adrien Brody
And was so beautiful. I bought it. We loaded it in the hatch. And I'm driving home and you guys remember that movie Big? I think most of you weren't born yet, but yeah, Zoltar, I actually. Exactly, Zoltar. I auditioned to play him in that movie. I was a child actor and I auditioned to play Tom Hanks as a boy, but I didn't get the role. Anyhow.
Stephen Colbert
Would have been a good movie.
Adrien Brody
Would have been a. If only they had hired me.
Stephen Colbert
Exactly. Would have been.
Adrien Brody
It would have been better for me for sure. Anyhow, we're driving home and this eerie kind of mystical music starts emanating from this unplugged slot machine in the hatchback. And it starts playing in a very. And it's playing and playing. And I'm like, I scored. I got a haunted slot machine. I scored. I mean, I thought, this is gonna be amazing. I don't know what would. And I bring it home and I'm trying to understand what maybe there's some battery that remained. But this is old. I didn't. And I get it home. And it turns out the poor woman who sold it to me had opened it up to show me how it worked and how the mechanism worked. And she forgot her cell phone frantically calling for me to pick up. I was so disappointed.
Stephen Colbert
Well, Adrian, lovely to see you again. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for listening to the Late Show POD show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.
Becca
Mama, Papa.
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Episode: Intro Rewind: Adrien Brody
Air date: August 29, 2025
This episode of The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert features a lively, engaging intro in the signature witty style fans expect. Stephen Colbert and his producer Becca kick things off with banter, a playful celebrity-themed Q&A game, and share personal stories—all leading into an in-depth, heartfelt interview with Oscar-winning actor Adrien Brody. Brody discusses his Hungarian heritage, his new film The Brutalist, family influences, and quirky tales from his career and collecting habits.
A rapid-fire, humorous, and often revealing Q&A where Becca asks Stephen Colbert about the differences between celebrity and “civilian” life, including:
Haircuts & Groceries (06:13–08:30)
Thrifting & Personal Bargains (09:15–13:59)
Restaurants & Having a Sandwich Named After You (14:02–19:38)
Interacting with Fans, Dogs, and Using Social Media (20:30–25:14)
Celebrity and “Real Life” Crossover Moments (25:14–26:49)
Connecting Art and Heritage (27:35–29:34)
Describing the Hungarian Sensibility (29:34–30:19)
Film Clip & Emotional Weight (31:10–32:02)
On seeing Adrien Brody in public:
"He has, like, an impish grin, as if he knows he’s somewhere he’s not meant to be, wondering, will anyone ask him something?" – Becca (05:20)
On Ben & Jerry’s profits:
“All the money that I get from this...all that money goes to charity.” – Stephen Colbert (08:19)
On celebrity interactions at restaurants:
“They said, would you sign this photo? And then I sign the photo and I say, you, pastrami’s the best.” – Stephen Colbert (14:16)
On acting, family, and fate:
“I’m so grateful to have found acting and for acting to have found me. And I do owe that to my mother as well.” – Adrien Brody (33:03)
On family legacy:
“My grandfather piped up and told [the director] how he thinks he should do it...so my poor grandfather got fired, so there went his acting dreams.” – Adrien Brody (34:27)
On haunted antiques:
“I scored. I got a haunted slot machine. I scored. I mean, I thought, this is gonna be amazing...Turns out...the poor woman who sold it to me had...forgot her cell phone.” – Adrien Brody (38:04)
True to The Late Show’s style, the episode balances heartfelt discussions with quirky humor and playful asides. Both Colbert and Becca’s conversational warmth creates a welcoming, sometimes self-deprecating, always witty atmosphere—making celebrity life feel unexpectedly relatable.
This summary captures the full flavor, insights, and memorable anecdotes of the episode, giving listeners and fans a comprehensive, quote-rich recap—even if they missed the show.