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Stephen Colbert
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James Taylor
This is very strange, Angie.
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Stephen Colbert
Thank you. You're very kind. Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen.
James Taylor
I don't.
Stephen Colbert
Down in D.C. this morning they held the annual National Prayer Breakfast. And they hold one every year. It's been going on for a long time, since we were kids. All the politicians show up and it seems fine. But frankly, I've always been uncomfortable with it because as American, I believe in the separation of church and breakfast. The mass, then brunch. Okay, church, you get a church, then the donuts and bad coffee. Now, Trump, of course President Trump was down there this morning, did some special material just for the prayer munchers.
Donald Trump
I think I've been here just about every time. It's hard to turn it down. I don't have the courage to turn it down. Sometimes I want to. Last time I came, I got in at 4 in the morning. They said, sir, you're going to be speaking at 7. They said, really? Oh, that's wonderful.
Stephen Colbert
Yes, I said it was really wonderful. It was wonderful. Despite no sleep, it was great. Pretending to pray. Dear holy Jesus. Wow, look at all the bacon. Thank you for your attention to this platter. Before he got on stage, Trump was introduced by his spiritual advisor and haunted Bloomingdale's mannequin Paula White Cain. Here's how she brought Trump out.
James Taylor
It is my great honor to introduce.
Stephen Colbert
And I think I can say this.
James Taylor
Not as senior advisor, but as his friend, the goat, the greatest of all time.
Stephen Colbert
Now, I'm not an Ordained minister. But as a Christian, I thought the greatest of all time was the guy named Jesus. Still, I mean, you have to admit, still holds the record for saves. But I will agree that Trump is the goat because I believe he would eat a bicycle tire if you put it on a bun. And just because we're talking about Paula White Cane, I am legally obligated to show you this clip of her preaching in tongues. I love that. Maybe she's the goat. Can we play a little bit more of that footage?
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And also with you.
James Taylor
There you go, buddy.
Stephen Colbert
And then, while Trump was all in on the prayer breakfast, he was less enthusiastic about other prayer meals.
Donald Trump
Mike Johnson's a very religious person, and he does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, sir, may we pray? Say, excuse me, we're having lunch, sir.
Stephen Colbert
Let me explain. You see, when people see you eat, a lot of people just start praying. But let's see. Oh, people will be praying about this. Super bowl is coming up on Sunday.
Donald Trump
So.
Stephen Colbert
One of the teams. So Trump sat down with Tom Yamas on NBC for the traditional pre. Pre super bowl interview. And at one point, they talked about ice.
James Taylor
Speaking of Minneapolis, what did you learn?
Donald Trump
I learned that maybe we can use a little bit of a softer touch.
Stephen Colbert
You think it's like that quote from Godzilla. My takeaway. I could have watched where I stepped. Then he's eating that. He's eating a train. He's eating a subway car. It's nice. Then Yamas asked about the tragic deaths of Renee Goode and Alex Preddy.
Donald Trump
Two people. It's bad. I hate it. I hate even talking about it. Two people out of tens of thousands. Okay. And you get bad publicity.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. Turns out. Well, at least you're booing in unison.
James Taylor
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
It turns out you kill people, you're going to have a rough news cycle. Even among the people who, like you, remember how much money General Mills lost when Sonny Cuckoo went criminally insane for Cocoa Puffs? They still haven't. They still haven't found Snap, Crackle or Pop's bodies. Don't really know what that joke means, but I enjoyed it. No idea what that joke means, but I enjoyed it. Despite the footage we just showed you, Trump bragged about the cognitive and defended his brain.
Donald Trump
I think it's very important. I've done more physicals. I take physicals just to give the report out. I take cognitive physicals, so I do a cognitive mind test. Okay. No other president has agreed to do them. I do them because I have no problem with it. Because I'm 100%.
Stephen Colbert
I'm 100%, okay. I'm 100%. No, listen. No, listen. I'm 100% okay. I pass all the harder tests, all the hard tests they give me. Where's the head here? Also. Also, where is the head? It's right here, okay? And not many people can handle the final question. Where is the head? Giraffe. Trump also bragged about. I know what that joke's. Trump also bragged about a secret new weapon, this technology that we use down in Venezuela, and he apparently named it himself.
James Taylor
You talked about the weapon, the discombobulator.
Donald Trump
Discombobulator. Well, I'm not allowed to talk about it.
James Taylor
What does that do?
Donald Trump
Let me just tell you. You know what it does? None of their equipment works. That's what it does. Everything was. It was my name. I'm very proud of the name. Everything was discombobulated, Tom. It discombobulated everything.
Stephen Colbert
Sir, is there any chance the discombobulator is on now? Because. I would not describe your recent behavior as combobulated. Even though he can never run for office again, Trump is still fundraising. And just like Trump, his fundraising emails keep getting weirder. Like the one he sent a couple of days ago asking, will I hear from you before Valentine's Day? With a button that says, take poll. Just what everyone wants on Valentine's Day. A 79 year old man begging you to take poll. The spam email. The spam email, which in this case was addressed to some supporter named Chris, continues. I hope you still love me, Chris. I didn't think you'd leave me hanging this close to Valentine's Day. It's kind of creepy, but not the first time a president has made this kind of plea. Mr. Gorbachev, why won't Chris call? That's not the only. There was another Valentine's email that read, tick, tick, tick. That's the sound of your Trump membership on its last leg. Why would your leg be ticking? Chris? I've strapped a bomb to your thigh if you ever want to see your shins again. Take poll. Really very nice. Speaking of Trump's romantic tendencies, the Epstein files. We're still. Yeah, I agree. We're still barfing our way through the millions of pages released last week and learning new disturbing tidbits every day. For instance, Trump whisperer Steve Bannon apparently would advise Epstein on personal grooming. Always, always smart to take grooming tips from a guy who looks like a blowfish in a tank full of vodka. Okay, that may be unfair. Bannon also looks like a Frankenstein made from expired lunch meat and also a pile of dirty underwear that wished to be a real boy. Another unsettling detail from these files is that Jeffrey Epstein apparently made bran muffins that were very popular. I know that's a weird tidbit, but many folks evidently were willing to overlook his depraved sexual criminality to ask. That gives new meaning to the question, do you know the muffin man now? The recipe has gone viral because people are weird and clearly irregular. Because it calls for a half cup of flax seeds, a half cup of ground flaxseed mixture, a full cup of raisins, and 4 cups of digestive bran. That's not a muffin. That's an emergency medical device that is the jaws of life for your colon. The next story. This next story is close to my heart because that's where my stomach is. And I want you to brace yourself. Friends. Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations. I know it's rough news, but it does explain their new slogan. Damn. The Hut got out pizzaed. According to the company, the downturn in Pizza Hut's business is due to declining sales. And the Nobel Prize in Economics goes to Pizza Hut. Wouldn't that be great if they won the Nobel Prize in Economics? Wait, so the sales go down and the business closes? Okay, another issue might be that when you go to Pizza Hut's website and click salads, you get popular pizzas. We can't lose the Hut. They're the only ones who understand that America's favorite salad is Ultimate Hut Bundle. By the way, if you developed an ultimate Hut bundle, try one of Epstein's muffins. We got a great show for you tonight.
James Taylor
Coming up.
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Stephen Colbert
Folks, you know my guest tonight is a six time Grammy award winning musical legend who is in the songwriters and rock and roll halls of fame. Please welcome back to the late show our friend and yours, Mr. James Taylor. Hey, good to see you. Oh, it's a pleasure.
Donald Trump
How are you?
Stephen Colbert
There you go. Cheers.
James Taylor
Yeah, cheers.
Stephen Colbert
There's to you.
James Taylor
Here's to you.
Stephen Colbert
Here's how long may you wave.
James Taylor
There you go.
Stephen Colbert
Now, you saw Evie was out here just a little while ago. Did you say hi? Have you guys said hi? Wonderful. Yeah. Came back next week, Valentine's Day. As we're talking here, I'm just curious, what's James Taylor's favorite love song? Lights are down, candles are on needle drops. What is James Taylor playing?
James Taylor
You know, I love that. The way you look tonight. You know that, too.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, that's my absolute favorite. That's your favorite? Oh, yeah, yeah. Tony Bennett's the way you look tonight.
James Taylor
Yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Unless James Taylor does a.
James Taylor
Is that Frank Lesser?
Stephen Colbert
What?
James Taylor
Is that Frank Lesser?
Stephen Colbert
I wish it is. I don't think it's in Guys and Dolls, but it could be Frank Lesser. Yeah, it's fantastic.
James Taylor
Oh, that's right. Frank Lesser wrote Guys and Dolls. Well, and the love song in that in Guys and Dolls. Isn't that great? There's some great, great songs.
Stephen Colbert
No, the love song Guys and dolls might be the only song that's not great.
James Taylor
I've never been in love before.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But every other song is great, guys. And Dallas is. Is a. Is a banger, as the kids say. Yeah, yeah.
James Taylor
As a. Yeah, sit down. You're rocking the boat.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, 100%. Yeah.
James Taylor
Marry the man today, huh?
Stephen Colbert
Fugue for tin horns. Yeah, yeah.
James Taylor
Great. Yeah, yeah. I got the horse right here.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, yeah. Which is fugue for ten horns.
James Taylor
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the name of that.
Stephen Colbert
That's the name. It's called fugue for ten horns. Oh, yeah. I don't want to tell James Taylor about music, but I'm telling you about music right now. This month, you're celebrating your 25th anniversary with your lovely wife Kim. How are you? 25? That's big. How are you celebrating?
James Taylor
Well, we're gonna take. You know, both Kim and I are used to traveling for a living a lot, so.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, touring.
James Taylor
Yeah, touring. And she's been with Boston Symphony forever, so. They were always traveling. And so, you know, when we have time off, we tend to want to stay put. But we're gonna take a trip together.
Stephen Colbert
Well, that's nice. Any particular region? Tell us the region. We're gonna.
James Taylor
The region is the Caribbean.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, nice, nice. What's James Taylor like in the Caribbean? Are you like a beach guy? Are you like a layback on the beach? Or do you have to be doing things?
James Taylor
I look like I don't belong there in so many ways.
Stephen Colbert
Like, you've been beached and you should be back in the water, or you just shouldn't even be at that latitude.
James Taylor
Like, I'm up to something shady, maybe, and. Yeah, no, it's. But we're going to go down to St. Barts. We're going to at least.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, it's nice. That's fancy.
James Taylor
It is.
Stephen Colbert
That's very fancy. Yeah.
James Taylor
But we get to practice our French a little bit. Mais oui, pour poi pas.
Stephen Colbert
That's very. That's very. Savre, baby.
James Taylor
Oui, honey. That about taps me out.
Stephen Colbert
But it's very romantic, the French. Do you speak any other languages? Do you habla l'? Espagnol?
James Taylor
A little bit of Espanol? I've been studying it, actually. On Duolingo.
Stephen Colbert
Sure.
James Taylor
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
The mouse and the bear need an apartment. Exactly. Good luck.
James Taylor
Really good, Useful stuff.
Stephen Colbert
Exactly. And last year was announced that your songs inspired a musical called Fire and Rain that is being written by Tracy Letts, that's doing the book. And I that fantastic, big fan of Tracy's, big fan of yours. Any updates on that?
James Taylor
Well, you know, it's really. I feel as though I stepped into this world at the very top possible level. A friend of mine, Gail Berman, who's a producer and an agent in Los Angeles, called up and sort of floated the idea. And, you know, she's fantastic. And Tracy and our director, David Cromer, I mean, it's like it's a dream team, really. So I just feel, you know, I'm just waiting for the whole thing to fall to pieces and I wake up. But really, no, it's a great.
Stephen Colbert
Any idea when we're going to see this?
James Taylor
You know, the trajectory for these things is really quite long sometimes.
Stephen Colbert
So a decade or two.
James Taylor
No, I don't think I've got quite that much time. So I think. I think, you know, but typically, I'm told it can be from the time somebody first hatches the idea to when it actually opens on Broadway. Can easily be seven years.
Stephen Colbert
A lot of music biopics lately. You know, we have. We got the Springsteen biopic, we got Dylan, we got Elvis a couple years ago. Why no James Taylor biopic? I read your, like your. I listened to your audible sort of memoir. Fascinating stuff in there. I mean, like, you just call it sweet baby.
James Taylor
I will tell you why there's no James Taylor biopic yet. And that's because God is merciful.
Stephen Colbert
Just some stuff you don't want to go by. You just don't want to look back. Okay.
James Taylor
You know. Yeah, I mean, I. I did that audible piece and, and that was the first 21 years, which was, you know, basically nobody could really check it because there's no proving or disproving any of it. But, but. And most of the people involved are dead or don't care anymore. But, but once you get. Once I get, you know, past 1970, basically, yeah. I start running into trouble if I, If I, you know, there. Those people are still walking around.
Stephen Colbert
Yes, there's a paper trail, but at the very least, how about this? Wouldn't you want to see somebody portray you? Like who. If you could pick the actor, you know, who's gonna, you know, Jeremy White play Springsteen. Timothy Chalamet did Dylan, you know, you know, Austin Butler did Elvis. Who would you.
James Taylor
Well, all three of those guys would be great. And. No, I. I think maybe like Mo from the Three Stooges could do. He could do the early part.
Stephen Colbert
Sure, sure, sure. With that, that haircut of yours.
James Taylor
Yeah, yeah. And then, you know, as time passes, we could. Curly could take over the, for the, for the, for the later years, you know, like. Yeah, right.
Stephen Colbert
How tall. How tall are you, James? How tall are you? Six two. What are you, six two. What about Jacob Elordi? He's tall.
James Taylor
That's a great idea.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. Would you enjoy that?
James Taylor
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. Yeah. I don't know. You know, it's funny, like, I think about the biopics and the people who I've. Who historical figures that I've seen movies made about them and, you know, it's a big deal. It's sort of like you're suddenly set in stone. You know, it really kind of. Particularly if it has any success at all, it basically set. That's who you are for history. Like there are two or three films that sort of define Winston Churchill for me. Spielberg's film about Lincoln, you know, that's who I sort of in my mind think Lincoln is.
Stephen Colbert
So, you know, Daniel Day Lewis could play you. Wow.
James Taylor
Yeah. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
You know, I got to imagine a man with your success and the longevity of your career, you must have seen biopics of musicians that, you know. Like, you were there and you know what actually happened. Like, have you ever been watching, like, one of these biopics and go, bull. That's not. Like, has that ever happened to you? Like, you know, I was there. I was in the room, or I even just know that person, and that's not what they're like.
James Taylor
I'm sure if I could remember anything at all, that would be.
Stephen Colbert
What are? What are? What are? I've asked, you know, various. Various musicians this question before about their own work. I'm gonna try it with you right now. James Taylor. What are James Taylor's top five James Taylor songs?
James Taylor
They told me. They told me you were gonna ask that question.
Stephen Colbert
They're not supposed to tell you, but I get.
James Taylor
All right.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, you brought a notebook.
James Taylor
Yeah, I did.
Stephen Colbert
I wish more guests brought props.
James Taylor
Yes. Well, I'll bet you do.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
James Taylor
Yeah. No, it. It's hard. You know, Paul McCartney got in touch with me at one point. I know. You asked this question of Paul, too, didn't you?
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, I guess.
James Taylor
Yeah. And he. He. He. He commented on a song that I had written, said he really liked it, that he. He bought the album because of it. So that's got to go in there.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. What's that?
James Taylor
That's called Mean Old Man. Mean Old man song of mine called. Ah, a smatter.
Stephen Colbert
What album is it from?
James Taylor
A single smatter right up there.
Stephen Colbert
What album is that from?
James Taylor
That's a tough one. That's from October Road.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. Me an old man. Okay, got it. All right, that's one.
James Taylor
And I know that Bruce Springsteen liked my song and performed it once from a musical of Studs Terkel's book Working a song called Millworker.
Stephen Colbert
Sure, I know Millworker. Sure. Okay, that's two.
James Taylor
So I guess that goes in there now. Yeah. I think Sweet baby James probably has to go.
Stephen Colbert
Four.
James Taylor
Oh, yeah. And Dylan. Dylan commented. He and I did a job together at the Apollo Theater and a benefit for something going on up there. I think it was for the Apollo itself. And Dylan said, I really like that song. God have mercy on the frozen man.
Stephen Colbert
Okay, that is four. Let's bring it home. James Taylor.
James Taylor
Well, I guess Carolina. Carolina.
Stephen Colbert
All right, these will be. These will be notorized and placed in a titanium chamber so it's never. It's never forgotten. You're going on tour across the United States and Europe soon. But before you do that, you know, obviously we. We love to hear the, the, the hits. We love to hear the things that we remember. Obviously we all want to hear Mean Old man and. But are you the sort of person, you've written so many songs. Do you have like a vault of like unreleased music that we'll someday get to hear?
James Taylor
Yeah. You know, in the beginning it felt as, it felt as though like songs were being like squeezed out of me. Like, like toothpaste. Maybe not like toothpaste, but, but you know, extruded. Sort of like there was pressure to get them out.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, so it's just like you couldn't actually keep them, hold them in.
James Taylor
Right, right. But then as, as time goes by and you've made a couple of records and the record company wants a new one and you've got an audience that's enthusiastic about something new, it sort of changes subtly to sort of feeling as though they're being pulled out of you, you know.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, sure.
James Taylor
So, you know, there are very few things that I've written that haven't been recorded. It basically, if it doesn't get finished. If it gets finished, it gets recorded.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. But you're still writing music.
James Taylor
I am. I've got a mess of brand new starts on stuff. I mean they sound just like the old stuff, but they, you know.
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Stephen Colbert
What's your process? I'm curious, what's your process? I talked to Paul Simon about his process, which is fascinating. I'm just curious, what's yours?
James Taylor
Well, what's his process?
Stephen Colbert
He'll often start with a rhythm. He'll often start with a rhythm and then he'll write the lyrics to that rhythm. I mean, that's one way he's explained it.
James Taylor
Yeah, Yeah, well.
Stephen Colbert
Start with rhythm.
James Taylor
Yeah, well I do you just sit.
Stephen Colbert
There and go plunk, plunk.
James Taylor
And eventually something ting, a ting and. Yeah, no, I, I usually come up with a sort of a musical, sort of a wheel, like a series of chord changes that take me around in a circle and come back or else deliver me to a new. To a bridge or a new place or a chorus. And often that will have a melody that just happens because of that musical vocabulary. And often that melody will have a cadence to it that, that somewhere in my brain language gets connected to. So I often. But it usually starts with me playing the guitar, coming up with a set of changes and then, you know, the music sort of fills itself in. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And how's that process going these days? Can we expect a new album?
James Taylor
Well, you know, someone pointed out to me that I released an album in the past six decades, I've released an album in every decade. 60s, 60s, 70s, a lot of 70s, quite a few 80s, few 90s, an album in the OTS, in the aughts, and then the last one was a teens album and it's time for a 20s album.
Stephen Colbert
We have to take a quick break here, but stick around. We'll be right back with more James Taylor, everybody.
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Stephen Colbert
Hey, everybody. We're back with the one, the only, Mr. James Taylor. This year is the 55th anniversary of your third studio album, Mudslide Slim and the Blue Horizon. And tonight, for this audience, you're gonna play. You Can Close youe Eyes off that album for us. If I got that correct, sir. The album also has you've Got a Friend, you know, Carole King's, you know, great, great song. When did you first hear that? You guys obviously knew each other.
James Taylor
We sure did. Yeah. Carol and I, you know, I had always. I sort of channeled a lot of Carol without really knowing it because she was still. She wrote so many great songs, you know, pop songs. And she was a, a pen for hire. And she and Jerry Gothin just wrote so many fantastic songs that I learned and, and loved. So when I finally got to meet Carol out on the west coast, you know, she and I just clicked and she was, she played piano on, on my Sweet Baby James album. And beautifully, it was a really. Just a great collaboration. And I played on Tapestry and then we went on the road together. She was in my band and we were playing a job together at the Troubadour, a dive, really, in Los Angeles, but an important gig to play. And she and I were going back for the second or third engagement at the Troubadour. And she broke the seal on this brand new tune and I just, I was sure I knew the song already because it was so, you know, it was such a classic immediately. And I literally ran to find my guitar so that I could play it. Well, a couple of weeks later, we were in the recording studio and we had already recorded tracks for two of my songs on that, on that album on Mudslide Slim. And, you know, we had a couple of hours left. So that's typically the time when, when someone will think of a cover. And that's how we ended up doing How Sweet It Is and Handyman and up on the Roof. And you know, it's just like someone. It's just at the spur of the moment, drop of the hat, we do a quick arrangement and boom. And in this case, I had learned this song of Carol's and I said.
Stephen Colbert
Let'S play that song of Carol's.
James Taylor
Well, you know, she's in the studio making a tapestry. And here's the.
Stephen Colbert
So no one's heard the song before. You're literally playing a song of hers that hadn't been released by her.
James Taylor
That's right. And she's recording. Of course she wants to record that song. It's the best song written by a human being, you know. So I blithely go and record the song and then we really like the way it sounded. So I had to go to Carol and say, I sort of cut your hit. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And what did she say?
James Taylor
She said, that's great.
Stephen Colbert
Wow. She was, she was. That's very generous of her.
James Taylor
It was, it was. It was typically generous. And I'll tell you too, she told me, she said, you know that line in Fire and Rain, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend. She said that's what inspired that song. You've got a friend, she said. I heard those lines and I was thinking to myself, I'm going to tell him he does have a friend.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, that's extraordinary.
James Taylor
It really was an amazing thing.
Stephen Colbert
And you heard it without knowing. You heard it without knowing.
James Taylor
Oh, man, it just.
Stephen Colbert
Wow. Well, James, thanks so much. It's always lovely to see you. Thank you for listening to the Late Show POD show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.
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Why am I here?
James Taylor
Not dead.
Stephen Colbert
Right? This place is an absolute death trap.
James Taylor
We need to get out of here now.
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Release Date: February 6, 2026
This episode blends Stephen Colbert’s trademark political humor and sharp monologue with an extended, revealing conversation with legendary singer-songwriter James Taylor. Colbert covers the week’s political happenings—including Trump's appearance at the National Prayer Breakfast—before engaging Taylor in a warm, funny, and insightful interview about love songs, musical theater, biopics, songwriting, and Taylor's enduring friendship with Carole King.
(00:49 – 12:01)
National Prayer Breakfast & Trump’s Appearance
Super Bowl Interview & Current Events
Trump's Strange Fundraising Tactics
Epstein Files & Bizarre News
(13:12 – End)
Colbert & Taylor on Favorite Love Songs
Colbert asks Taylor about his favorite love song:
“What’s James Taylor’s favorite love song?”
Taylor: “‘The Way You Look Tonight.’”
Colbert agrees, both praising Tony Bennett’s rendition. (13:59–14:09)
A playful detour into “Guys and Dolls” and the brilliance of classic musical theater.
25th Anniversary & Travel
On Language Learning
‘Fire and Rain’ Musical
Biopics and Taylor’s Life
“I will tell you why there’s no James Taylor biopic yet. And that’s because God is merciful.” (18:46)
Top Five James Taylor Songs (per James Taylor)
Song Vaults and Writing Process
Taylor explains that nearly every finished song gets recorded:
“Basically, if it doesn’t get finished. If it gets finished, it gets recorded.” (25:46)
He’s still writing, with “a mess of brand new starts on stuff,” admitting playfully they “sound just like the old stuff.” (26:02)
His creative process typically starts with guitar chords that “take me around in a circle and come back or else deliver me to a new place,” leading the melody and then the lyrics to follow. (26:44–27:44)
He remarks that he’s released an album in every decade since the 1960s and hints, “it’s time for a 20s album.” (27:40–28:06)
Taylor shares how he first heard Carole King’s “You’ve Got a Friend”:
He ended up recording it before King’s own version was released; King’s response when he told her:
“She said, ‘That’s great.’ It was typically generous.” (32:06–32:10)
Carole King told Taylor his line in “Fire and Rain” (“I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend”) inspired her to write “You’ve Got a Friend”:
“I’m going to tell him he does have a friend.” (32:42)
Colbert on Church-State Separation:
“As American, I believe in the separation of church and breakfast. The mass, then brunch.” (01:07)
Colbert on Presidential Cognitive Test Bragging:
“Also, where is the head? It’s right here, okay? And not many people can handle the final question. Where is the head? Giraffe.” (06:27)
James Taylor on a James Taylor Biopic:
“I will tell you why there’s no James Taylor biopic yet. And that’s because God is merciful.” (18:46)
On Carole King’s Songwriting Inspiration:
“She said, you know that line in Fire and Rain, ‘I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend.’ She said that’s what inspired that song. ‘You’ve Got a Friend…’” (32:15)
Conversation is warm, wry, and peppered with Colbert’s quick-witted humor. Taylor matches the tone with gentle self-deprecation, dry asides, and inviting anecdotes about legendary peers.
In summary:
This episode offers classic Colbert blend—sharp current events satire, heartfelt celebrity conversation, and unique revelations. Taylor shares stories of music, friendship, and creativity, including the touching origin of “You’ve Got a Friend,” making this extended interview rich for fans of late night and singer-songwriter history alike.