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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Alex Winter
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Stephen Colbert
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Keanu Reeves
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Stephen Colbert
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Alex Winter
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Stephen Colbert
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Alex Winter
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Stephen Colbert
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Alex Winter
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Stephen Colbert
I wonder what more there is to learn. We just told them so much. We just told them so much about pistachios. But evidently there's a whole other world. There's an unexplored vista. They got a bunch of flavors.
Alex Winter
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Stephen Colbert
There's a lot of different flavors. Wow. And I would not disparage any of them.
Alex Winter
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Taxes and fees extra. See mintmobile.com welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my friends, welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. You know what, I gotta tell you, I just. You know what, I feel exactly the same way. I'm so happy to be back and seeing everybody. Show was on break last week. I went overseas, you know, thought about, hey, get away from the news for a bit. Also gave me a chance to test the flight part of Fight or Flight. And turns out they talk about us over there too. It's like going over to the neighbor's house to avoid the dysfunctional family dynamics over there. You can still hear the screaming. It's actually a little more disturbing hearing it through all that plywood. Now, one part of my little test was successful because I did miss some of the news last week. So when I got back this morning, I asked my crack research team to give me a list of some of the things that happened while I was away. And it's doozy. It's less. We didn't Start the fire and more. Everything's on fire. Here's a partial list of what I the government shutdown is headed into its third week. Trump fired more than 4,000 federal workers. The DOJ charged New York Attorney General Letitia James with fraud. After Trump's pressure campaign, Trump sent troops to Chicago and Portland and is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act. Trump announced a whopping 100% new tariff on China, which caused the stock market to have its worst day in six months. And Taylor Swift dropped her new album, the Life of a Showgirl, to mirror. Well, those reviewers are just jealous of her talent. And of Travis Kelce's majestic redwood. Yes, yes, a sequoia. It is nearly 2,000 years old. I hear it has its own ecosystem. There's protesters up in the branches to keep it from being cut down. But there is some good news out there, because today, thanks to Trump's newly brokered ceasefire in Gaza, all living Israeli hostages and almost 2,000 Palestinian prisoners have been released. Okay, it's important. Credit where credit is due. Donald Trump did something good. Are we still canceled? You sure? I tried. I tried. It's kind of surprising to see him do something good. It reminds me of, you know, in the Empire Strikes Back, when Darth Vader revealed this shocking secret.
Keanu Reeves
Luke, I am an organ donor. Hooray.
Stephen Colbert
Despite the deal. Despite the deal, on Friday, in a truly foreseeable turn of events, Trump did not receive the Nobel Peace Prize. How dare you. Nobel committee. The man is a paragon of peace. He walks in the footsteps of Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King. After all, who can forget what Nelson Mandela famously declared upon leaving prison. Fat, talentless Rosie o' Donnell should go back to Ireland. Sounded better with the accent. After losing his campaign for the thing you don't campaign for, Trump said he didn't do the peace deal for the Nobel. And the White House communications director Steven Cheung agreed, saying President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars and saving lives. He has the heart of a humanitarian. No, he has the heart of a humanitarian. We removed that heart from one of the detainees in. He keeps it in the Oval Office next to the Diet Coke button in a little bowl. On his flight over to Israel, Trump was asked by Fox News whether the ceasefire he brokered might help him in the afterlife. I don't think there's anything going to get me in heaven. I agree with Donald Trump still cancelled. While Trump tries to bring peace to the Middle east, he's trying just as hard to bring war to the Midwest. And I personally, I'M horrified to see how he. On my old stomping grounds, Chicago, Illinois, where I lived for over a decade, ice. ICE has been terrorizing communities in the Windy City, going door to door in front of elementary schools, arresting immigrants, legal or otherwise, arresting US Citizens without any due process, tear gassing journalists who are merely reporting on what they're doing. All of which I know sounds bad. But before you judge them, keep in mind they also shot a pastor in the head with pepper balls, which kind of makes you nostalgic for the earlier part. Now, to protect ICE in their vital mission of generously seasoning our nation's clergy, Trump ordered the National Guard to Chicago and Portland, despite the fact that the crime rate in both cities has gone down. But according to the president. Nuh. Portland, Oregon. I mean, every time I look at that place, the place is burning down. There's fires all over the place. When a store owner. There are very few of them left. But when a store owner rebuilds a.
Alex Winter
Store, they build it out of plywood. And they don't put up storefronts anymore.
Stephen Colbert
They just put wood up. It's very sad. It's very sad. It's just wood. I saw on the papers one poor businesswoman, Lucy Van Pelt, had to set up a wooden psychiatric office right there on the sidewalk. She charges. What's she charged? She charges like 5 cents for help she can't make. She can't make a living doing that. You can't make that. And let me tell you, all of her patients. Her patients. One of them is an 8 year old kid already bald as a cue ball. Other one sucks his thumb.
Keanu Reeves
Good grief.
Stephen Colbert
Last week, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem went. Okay, Kristi Noem went into the. Oh yeah, hold on, we only have an hour long show. She went into the heart of the Portland war zone. Bravely standing on a rooftop surrounded by troops to survey the carnage. Here's what she. Secretary, do you have a message to the protesters? Especially the man in the chicken outfit? Yes, yes, yes. She does that message. You should see what I do to dogs. Yeah, I agree. Not great. That terrorist chicken is not alone, folks. Anti ice protests in Portland have also featured dancing dinosaurs, unicorns, sharks, and a whole lot of anti ice frogs. Thank you. Thank you for your service. Inflatable heroes. Not only are you defending democracy, you're saving party city, but it turns out federal forces are hopping mad about these riveting rioters in Portland. Ice pepper sprayed one right in the fan hole. That inflatable frog brigade is risking all to protect our freedoms. It's like when we stormed the beaches of Normandy with the first division of floppy tube men. If that was the footage Spielberg didn't use, wasn't it? If they think Portland's bad, ice is not ready for the protesters here in New York City in just. Yes, in just over one month. There's already plans for a major demonstration right down Central park west with extremists like Spiderman, spongebob, and a dangerous immigrant known as Dora the Explorer. Watch out, boots. Getting back to the shutdown. Normally during a shutdown, they furlough the federal employees and they give back pay when the shutdown ends. That's how it's always gone. But things aren't normal anymore. This time, Trump's threatening to withhold back pay and do mass firings. And on Friday, the White House announced layoffs of 4,100 federal employees from all over the government, including 466 in the Department of Education. Look, look, look. Actually, this one's fine. Kids don't need education. They can learn lessons the way God intended from older cousins with fireworks and a Playboy stashed under a log out in the forest. How I learned now, some federal workers have not been fired, just sent home. Over at the epa, the authorities who oversee the safety of our drinking water were told not to come to work until the government reopens. Which is why, just to be safe, been drinking only bourbon. Oh wait, this is the water now. We got a great show for you tonight.
Alex Winter
More Late Show Pod show after this.
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Stephen Colbert
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Diane Keaton
It's lovely to meet you.
Stephen Colbert
I'm a big.
Diane Keaton
Can I ask you something?
Stephen Colbert
Yes, ma'.
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Diane Keaton
Are you still running for president?
Stephen Colbert
Always thinking about it. You are, but you can never say never.
Diane Keaton
You weren't at the Correspondent's Dinner, I noticed.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, no, no, no. I haven't been on the Correspondents Dinner since they alerted security.
Diane Keaton
Oh, they alerted security about six years ago, yes.
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Oh, why?
Stephen Colbert
I performed you.
Diane Keaton
Were you clothed?
Stephen Colbert
I was clothed.
Diane Keaton
Were you wearing clothes?
Stephen Colbert
I was clothed. So they knew I wasn't clothed because I heard, yeah, you're not allowed. You're not allowed to even maybe have a gun around the President. And these days that means buck naked is the only way to be sure. So I might run. I might run.
Diane Keaton
Well, yeah. I just want you to know I won't be voting for you. I just, you know, I really.
Stephen Colbert
Well, that's a long setup to break my heart. That's a long. You don't really care how much you've hurt me.
Diane Keaton
I don't care how I hurt you at all. And I don't want to see your butt naked ass.
Stephen Colbert
I never offered. Yeah, I never offered. Crawford, you've misinterpreted that hug backstage.
Diane Keaton
That was a little tricky.
Stephen Colbert
It was. It was.
Diane Keaton
It was a little too tight. You pushed me.
Stephen Colbert
My butt was too tight or the.
Diane Keaton
You did, and I'm bringing you up on charges.
Stephen Colbert
You are? Yes, I am. Wonderful.
Diane Keaton
I really mean it.
Stephen Colbert
The book is called.
Diane Keaton
Careful.
Stephen Colbert
The book is called. Then again. Okay. Now you're an actress, right? Now you're an actress. You're a fan. We can. We don't have to. We can talk about anything. You want my book. I mean, we could talk about your.
Diane Keaton
Book because that's why I'm here.
Stephen Colbert
You're the one who started in on my bus.
Diane Keaton
Look, I don't really. It's the paperback version, and it's coming out tomorrow.
Stephen Colbert
Really?
Diane Keaton
Mr. Colbert?
Stephen Colbert
Wow. That is so. Wow. Wow to you, too. It was really wonderful. It's really wonderful that it's in paperback. It'll make it so much easier to pulp. It won't gum up the gears. In this book. In this, you don't just talk about yourself. You talk about your mom a lot. Oh, yeah.
Diane Keaton
Well, do I have to get serious?
Stephen Colbert
No, you don't have to get serious at all.
Diane Keaton
I did love my mother, who.
Stephen Colbert
You know what? That's brave of you to admit that. It takes real courage to say that you loved your mother. But let me ask you, did your mother love you? Did your mother love you? Did your mother want you to be an actress?
Diane Keaton
You're hurting my feelings. I'm gonna cry.
Stephen Colbert
I'll make news. Colbert sexually accosts Keaton tears film at 11. Why did your mother want you to be an actress?
Diane Keaton
Now you know why I wouldn't vote for you.
Stephen Colbert
Because.
Diane Keaton
Because you're a sexual pervert.
Stephen Colbert
How do you know? How do you know what you're imagining I was doing was in any way perverted? Maybe it was like, you know, missionary position, lights on, and a handshake at the end. Maybe it was totally unperverted. Maybe it was, you know. Maybe it was Mormon in its sanctity.
Diane Keaton
Don't go there. Don't go there.
Stephen Colbert
So is there any part of this book you'd like to discuss.
Diane Keaton
Or did.
Stephen Colbert
It get published by accident? Oh, no. And you're trying to bury all the possible information and you're here to try to snatch back the advance copy you sent us? Is there some reason you don't wish to speak about this book, Ms. Keaton?
Diane Keaton
I do want to.
Stephen Colbert
The thing that bothers me about the book, if you don't mind me saying that.
Diane Keaton
No, I don't mind.
Stephen Colbert
Is that you. You Read your mother's diaries in preparation for reading this book. Did that humanize your mother for you? Because our mothers are, you know, our parents are bigger than life.
Diane Keaton
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Did that humanize? See, I don't approve of that. Why would you want your parents to become human?
Diane Keaton
That's rough on me. You know, that's a tough question. Why would I want them to be human?
Stephen Colbert
Why do you want. Because I want my parents to be godlike. Cause then, as their son, I'm a demon. Were there things that you learned that you didn't want to learn about your mother in reading her diaries?
Diane Keaton
Like what?
Stephen Colbert
It's your mother.
Diane Keaton
I mean, no, actually, I did want to say one thing.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, please.
Diane Keaton
This is the paperback version of Then Again, and it's coming out in the stores tomorrow.
Stephen Colbert
We're definitely going to hit that. No, we put a big picture of it and everything and I'm going to shill for it super hard at the end of the interview. But before, but before I am going to encourage my viewers to buy the book, you have to say one thing about it.
Keanu Reeves
So.
Stephen Colbert
So pick one. You want to read. You want to read like the Library of Congress number or something out of the front. So, Diane, I want to thank you for coming.
Diane Keaton
Do you think I'm a good sidekick?
Alex Winter
Maybe?
Stephen Colbert
Absolutely.
Diane Keaton
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Are you looking for a gig? Don't get up. Oh, please don't leave. Don't leave. Because you can't leave. You can't leave until the cameras go off. Oh, same. Well, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen.
Diane Keaton
Just a cold bear.
Stephen Colbert
I want to thank. I want to thank Diane. I want to thank Diane Keaton. I want to thank Diane Keaton for coming.
Diane Keaton
I'm bringing you all the charges.
Stephen Colbert
As well you should. We're going to make out as soon as the cameras go off.
Keanu Reeves
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Ladies and gentlemen, Diane Keaton. Thank you, Mr. Chris Keaton. We'll be right back with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, everybody. Abercrombie kids knows how to make outfitting easy. Mix and match sets are their ultimate outfit hack for fall. Their sweatshirts and sweatpants are super cozy and they always have the cutest colors and patterns. Shop fall's easiest outfit at Abercrombie Kids in the app online and in stores.
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Stephen Colbert
My fellow Americans, my next guests tonight are currently co starring in a new Broadway production of Waiting. You know them best as Bill and Ted, but please welcome back to the Late Show, Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves. There you go. So nice to have you guys here.
Alex Winter
Thank you. Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Thanks for making the trip up from the Hudson theater up here to the Ed Sullivan to join us on a rare night off.
Alex Winter
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
Because you guys are doing eight shows a week, right?
Alex Winter
We are, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
For Waiting for Godot on Broadway. Never done it. Kind of jealous. Love the play. Let's start with how some might be surprised that it's pronounced Godot. Instead of. Most people in America, they think of Godot.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
So are you guys being fancy? Are we being fancy? Are you fancy and are you schmancy?
Keanu Reeves
If that's fancy and schmancy, what's the other one?
Stephen Colbert
Godot.
Alex Winter
Yeah. Down home. Heartland.
Stephen Colbert
Just downholed American heartland. Existential dread. There you go. Right.
Alex Winter
Well, the play was written by an Irishman in French.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, there you go. Right, There you go.
Alex Winter
But for us, it wasn't really. It was kind of almost mundane. There was a lot of rhyming in the play.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Alex Winter
And Godot works much better with the other names of the characters that are all rhymed with Pozzo. Godo. And he's constantly confusing gado for pazzo. I said pazzo. No, you said gato. No, you said gato. It doesn't work if you said pazzo. No, you said Godot. What?
Stephen Colbert
You've been linked, obviously in the public's mind since the 1989 release right there of Dylan Ty. Excellent adventure. First of all, I understand you guys met in the audition process.
Alex Winter
Process.
Stephen Colbert
Tell me about meeting each other for the first time.
Keanu Reeves
My recollection was there was like a room, little room. You were sitting down.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
I walked in, said, hey, what's up? Yeah, you said, hey, what's up?
Alex Winter
Yeah, Motorcycle helmet. Motorcycle helmet.
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Keanu Reeves
And then. Yeah. And then talk about motorcycles and bass guitars. We had stuff in common.
Alex Winter
Yeah. And then it expanded into like literature and theater. And then I was like, oh, he's East Coast, I'm East Coast. We'd come from theater. There was. Was a lot of similarities to our backgrounds and we were two fish out of water actors in la. So.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Wow.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
That's nice.
Alex Winter
Yeah. How long it was actually.
Stephen Colbert
That's really. That's very. It can Be disoriented in LA at that point. It'd be lonely if you don't know anybody.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah, I was there, like, five, four, three.
Alex Winter
Four years before. Yeah, a few years. A couple years before I'd come out. But then we. Yeah, yeah.
Keanu Reeves
But then we got to act together.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
And that's where, like, that. That thing happened.
Alex Winter
Yeah. Like, it's sort of like being in a band, you know, it's like a rhythm. Rhythm section. The comedy is that being who we are. We were both playing the same instrument, which isn't how a rhythm section is supposed to work. And we would actually.
Stephen Colbert
Four hands on one bass.
Alex Winter
I mean, we would literally leave set and go to one of each other's apartments with our. With our mini amps and jam, both playing bass for hours and hours and hours.
Stephen Colbert
But how did the neighbors feel about that?
Alex Winter
I mean, they thought we were out of our minds. But it is kind of nuts in retrospect.
Stephen Colbert
Talking about Waiting for Godot, Keanu, I understand you first had the idea of doing this.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah, yeah. About three and a half years ago, I was in London working. I had jet lag. I was in a fugue state. And the muses kind of sang down from above and said, waiting for Godot with Alex. And I went, huh? And I FaceTimed you.
Alex Winter
You did? Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
And proposed. You did?
Alex Winter
Yeah. I mean, I opened up the FaceTime. And this is what you always do because you always FaceTime. And I'm like, not a FaceTime. I'm like, oh, God, I've gotta, like.
Keanu Reeves
Put on a shirt.
Alex Winter
You know, it's not.
Stephen Colbert
It's not chest time. It's just FaceTime.
Alex Winter
I know, but it's, you know, it's a camera in your face.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, I understand.
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Alex Winter
So I open it, and Nick Reeves, like, his face jammed into this webcam. You, me, Gotto. And I don't know what this says that I actually understood what he meant by that. But I thought, you know, it's a great. It was a great idea. We'd been trying to find something to do together that wasn't Bill and Ted. We both love theater and been wanting to go back and do theater. I love Beckett. I knew what it entailed, though, was gonna be a monster.
Stephen Colbert
It is. It is a lot to bite off. You could have started with, like, the Odd Couple and worked your way up.
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Alex Winter
Every time someone suggests an alternative, he's like, yeah, we should have done that.
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Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
We have to take a quick break. Right back with more Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. Every Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves. It's one of the most famous plays of the 20th century. It's performed all the time. It's often misinterpreted, or people don't know that while it's a tragedy, it's a tragic comedy. It's also very funny.
Alex Winter
It is?
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. What for? Take a stab, one of you, at explaining to the audience, if you don't mind, what it's about.
Keanu Reeves
It can't just be one thing.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. We got all the time. Okay.
Alex Winter
Okay.
Stephen Colbert
All right.
Alex Winter
So one of the things settle in.
Keanu Reeves
If Hamlet is to be or not to be. That is the question. Beckett in Winning for Godot says, that is not the question. What are we doing here? That is the question. And.
Stephen Colbert
It.
Keanu Reeves
It starts to. In a broad sense, it talks about our relationship to a personal God, and it's like, can we be seen? Will we be judged? But really, you know, will he save us, Punish us? Will we be seen in a broad sense? And then there is friendship, codependence, yearning, Waiting.
Alex Winter
Yep.
Keanu Reeves
What are we waiting for? What can we do? How do we relate to each other? There's elements of power dynamics with a character. Pazzo and lucky. Yeah.
Alex Winter
There's brutality. The characters can become both brutal and loving. Like, you end up playing all of life in the course of two hours, which is kind of a trip, to be honest with you, because it's so beautifully written.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah. And about time. The collapsing of time, the human experience. In the blink of an eye, I was born. And one day I can be born. One day I will die. One day I will be deaf. One day. The circumstances of our life and how we relate to it.
Alex Winter
We did talk about the fact that we were both doing it in our. We were both going to turn 60 around the time we hit the stage. And it is a play about reflection, about life and mortality and where you are and what does it mean and what have you done and where are you going? And to be in that every night and to say those words, but to do that with a very close friend is pretty extraordinary.
Stephen Colbert
Well, the design of it, it's an unusual and very beautiful design for it. Here you are right there.
Keanu Reeves
That's our set.
Alex Winter
Isn't that cool?
Stephen Colbert
People seeing a lot of different things in the set here. I understand you kept a list of the various things.
Alex Winter
He is keeping present tense because it's growing every day.
Stephen Colbert
I'm just curious what we have.
Keanu Reeves
The eye. The tunnel. The vortex. The subwoofer. The habitrail.
Alex Winter
The lens.
Keanu Reeves
The lens.
Alex Winter
The sewer.
Keanu Reeves
The sewer. The Habitrail. The circuits of time.
Alex Winter
Circuits of time did come up at one point.
Keanu Reeves
We have the cross section of a tree. We recently got the shell, the conch.
Alex Winter
Shell, which I think is a very beautiful one.
Keanu Reeves
The conch shell.
Stephen Colbert
The sphincter.
Alex Winter
The sphincter is not. That's not incorrect. Yeah, yes, sure.
Keanu Reeves
It's not like that. The gun barrel from dupont opening. James Bond, like, somewhere they saw barrel.
Stephen Colbert
To me, it does look like an eye to me. And because the iris is a little lower, you know, right here, it looks like the eye's looking down. So it looks like the universe or God or providence, that sort of thing. Yeah, it looms. That's for sure.
Alex Winter
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
It could also be a moon being eclipsed by something small.
Alex Winter
Yeah, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Your life or something like that. Yeah.
Alex Winter
Well, what does happen? You'll see. There is an actual. Not to spoil, but there is an actual sun that dropped or a moon that drops down into that back space and kind of. So I was right.
Stephen Colbert
You are correct.
Alex Winter
You are literally correct.
Stephen Colbert
I was pretty sure. I'm usually right. Now, Alex, you made your Broadway debut. How old?
Alex Winter
Thirteen.
Stephen Colbert
Thirteen.
Alex Winter
In K and I with Yul Brenner.
Stephen Colbert
Yul Brenner, This. Is this your Broadway debut?
Keanu Reeves
Yes, it is.
Stephen Colbert
Okay, so let's talk for both of you. Let's talk for both of you. That sense of the butterflies before, not just opening night, but walking out on stage every night. Butterflies.
Keanu Reeves
Is that like the terror Butterflies?
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Yeah.
Alex Winter
I think it's a polite way of saying you want to throw up.
Stephen Colbert
Right, Keanu?
Keanu Reeves
Do you get that?
Stephen Colbert
Do you get that every night?
Keanu Reeves
Every night, yes.
Stephen Colbert
How do you. What do you do? Do you guys have any particular rituals that a lot of people have? I have. You know, I have slapped myself in the face really hard twice before.
Alex Winter
I do.
Stephen Colbert
Both sides are wrong once at the same time. I don't want to do it right now, but I slap myself twice, and I know I've done it hard enough. If I regret having done it, great, because then I'm awake and I'm really. I'm leaving everything backstage, and I just come on stage.
Alex Winter
I have little prayers that I always do.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, really?
Alex Winter
Before each act. I don't take the risk of only just praying for the. Get through the play. That's a very hard play.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, one act.
Alex Winter
So each act at a time gets a prayer. And I get very freaked out if I miss one of those. Yeah. Wow. Do you have a.
Stephen Colbert
Do you have a ritual?
Keanu Reeves
I do the slapping. I do the cold water. I do the mouthwash.
Stephen Colbert
Sounds like, you're going out on a date.
Keanu Reeves
With the slapping.
Stephen Colbert
Well, I mean, I don't know.
Keanu Reeves
I got. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Get a little rosy. I'm gonna go rosiness. I'm ready.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
And. Yeah.
Alex Winter
And you have a position that you take backstage. That's interesting. He's very. You're sort of seated for Estragon. Like, I'll come out of my dressing room and I'll see you there in sort of a state. I'm like, oh, he's like seating an Astragon.
Keanu Reeves
That's true.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Yes.
Alex Winter
So that's part of it.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah. Sitting in the thing.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, yeah.
Alex Winter
That is what he's doing.
Stephen Colbert
I see it. Yeah.
Alex Winter
That is very Astrogone.
Stephen Colbert
I see.
Keanu Reeves
Totally nothing to be done.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
We're gonna take another break here. You both have new films. Alex, you have a movie. You've directed Adulthood. What's Adulthood?
Alex Winter
It's a black comedy with Josh Gad and Caius Scodelario, Billy Lourd. And it's a wonderful cast. It's an ensemble film about the impossibility of adulthood in our current society.
Keanu Reeves
And.
Stephen Colbert
We want to stay tantalized.
Alex Winter
That's it.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Social media keeps us together.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
And just.
Alex Winter
It's hard. It's hard out there for adults.
Stephen Colbert
Keanu, you have good fortune. You have good fortune, which opens on Friday. Right there. This is true. Is it true that after everything you've done, after all the John Wicks and all the matrices, this is the film that got you injured?
Keanu Reeves
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
What? If you don't mind sharing what.
Keanu Reeves
I mean, comedy's hard, right?
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Sure.
Stephen Colbert
Death is easy. Comedy is hard.
Keanu Reeves
Yes, comedy's hard.
Stephen Colbert
What happened?
Keanu Reeves
Well, I fractured my patella.
Stephen Colbert
Your kneecap?
Keanu Reeves
My kneecap. I had a vertical break like a potato chip.
Stephen Colbert
I'm sorry, Like a what?
Keanu Reeves
Like a potato chip.
Stephen Colbert
Could you hear it? Like, did you hear it happen?
Keanu Reeves
I did not hear it pop because of the scream. It was kind of simultaneous.
Stephen Colbert
But how. What were you doing? Pratfall or something?
Keanu Reeves
Okay. I was doing a scene. We were doing a cold water plunge with Aziz Ansari and Seth Rogen. And then I was going back to the dressing room. It was in residential. They had a carpet covering the carpet. And there was a little thing, and I caught my foot. I had a towel and I was cold, and then I was, like, shuffling in my little thing things. And then I caught my foot, and then I was like, whoa.
Alex Winter
Oh, wow.
Keanu Reeves
And then I spiked. I landed right on my knee. And then. And then pain ensued.
Stephen Colbert
Potato chip cartoon. Wow.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah. So then it did that. And then I couldn't walk. But then. Blah. And then went to the hospital and then they drained the blood.
Alex Winter
And then you being you, you just kept shooting for the next.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah, I kept going.
Alex Winter
Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
But, yeah, it was. It made a lot of people laugh. Aw.
Stephen Colbert
That you potato chipped your patella.
Alex Winter
Well, like, they were like.
Keanu Reeves
They just said, like, you're John Wick and you just. I can't swear. Right.
Stephen Colbert
We can always bleep it.
Keanu Reeves
Oh, okay. And they were like, you broke your.
Alex Winter
Punk it.
Stephen Colbert
We sadly.
Keanu Reeves
And the director's like, what? Aziz is like, what? I can't film because you broke your kneecap on the. Anyway.
Alex Winter
Wow.
Keanu Reeves
Sorry.
Stephen Colbert
Well, we sadly lost as we were. As I showed the interview before the great Diane King this weekend. Keanu, people loved you two together in 2003. Something's got to give. A memory you could share of Diane Keaton and shooting this with her before we go.
Keanu Reeves
Just such a. Well, you know. And you know, too. I mean, just such. We all know what an extraordinary, unique, special person and artist Diane is. My. And is. It was cool for me. I got to shoot a scene Nancy Myers directed, but it was Diane and Jack Nicholson at a table in a restaurant in Paris. And just watching those two legends not. Not. Not only act, but insult each other. Like, I mean, you got a taste of it. I saw the clip that you shared.
Alex Winter
Yeah, Yeah.
Keanu Reeves
I mean, she was just like, you know, she was almost like the same thing that she did to you, which was just like, you know, she would turn and, Jack, you're just a. You know, you're just a. Blah, blah.
Stephen Colbert
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Keanu Reeves
And he would just be like, yeah, you dirty man. And they're just grinning, but they're just insulting each other with love. Beautiful.
Alex Winter
Sounds like our play.
Keanu Reeves
Yeah. And just. Yeah, the intelligence, the humor, but just watching them just be themselves and with the history and art that they worked.
Stephen Colbert
Well, Alex, Keanu, thanks so much for being here.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Waiting for Godot is currently at the Hudson Theater. Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves, everybody. Thank you for listening to the late show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives. Now streaming on Paramount.
Keanu Reeves
Someone is trying to frame us until.
Stephen Colbert
Our names are cleared.
Keanu Reeves
Fugitives from interval like Bonnie and Clyde with better snacks.
Stephen Colbert
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Date: October 14, 2025
This extended episode of The Late Show Pod Show sees Stephen Colbert in conversation with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter, best known for their iconic roles as Bill and Ted, who are currently co-starring in a new Broadway production of Waiting for Godot. The episode also pays warm tribute to the late Diane Keaton with highlights from an earlier interview. Throughout, the conversation blends deep artistic insight with Colbert's trademark wit, offering a vibrant exploration of acting, friendship, existential theater, and humorous behind-the-scenes stories.
[24:07 – 38:22]
Their Production:
First Meeting:
The Rhythm of Acting Together:
Why Do Godot Now?
The Meaning of the Play:
Set Design Interpretations:
Pre-Show Rituals and Stage Nerves:
[35:16 – 38:41]
[17:15 – 22:47] (Retrospective Segment)
The episode balances heartfelt reflection and philosophical discussion with playful, self-deprecating humor and rapid-fire banter—true to Colbert’s late-night tone. The rapport between the three is easy, with warmth and laughter underpinning even deeper topics, creating a lively yet intimate atmosphere.
Recommended for anyone interested in acting, theater, comedy, and the enduring power of true friendship both on and off the stage.