The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
Episode Title: Meanwhile | Glen Powell’s Waffles, Is Shaq Ok?
Release Date: May 4, 2025
Introduction
In this episode of The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert delivers his signature blend of sharp wit and insightful commentary. The episode navigates through a myriad of quirky news stories, celebrity antics, and pop culture references, all tied together with Colbert's unique humor. From Glen Powell’s unconventional waffle toppings to a surprising moment involving Shaquille O'Neal, this episode is packed with entertaining segments that keep listeners engaged from start to finish.
Main Monologue and "Meanwhile" Segments
Chipotle’s Expansion to Mexico
Colbert kicks off the "Meanwhile" segment by discussing Chipotle's strategic move into the Mexican market. He humorously notes the rebranding of several international franchises to better resonate with the Latino demographic:
“Chili's 2 is called Chili's Dos, Burger King is Ray Del Burger, and Domino's is El Carbor. Delicioso.”
— Stephen Colbert [02:15]
Yoda’s Backwards Speech Explained
A highlight of the episode is Colbert’s amusing take on George Lucas revealing why Yoda speaks in a peculiar syntax:
“George Lucas has finally cleared up why Yoda speaks backwards in Star Wars, saying it was done purposefully because if you were speaking regular English, people don’t listen that much.”
— Stephen Colbert [03:05]
Colbert adds his own commentary on Yoda’s appeal:
“I love Yoda, man. Taken too soon.”
— Stephen Colbert [03:30]
Capybara Café in Florida
The show then shifts to an update on a capybara café in Florida, poking fun at the state's penchant for unusual attractions:
“Giant rodents are cuddling with visitors at a capybara cafe in Florida. Big deal. Florida. Here in New York, you can get cuddled by a giant rodent on the D train.”
— Stephen Colbert [04:00]
Shaquille O'Neal’s On-Air Exit
One of the most talked-about segments involves a clip of Shaquille O'Neal abruptly leaving a live NBA broadcast:
“The other thing about Kawhi is, you know what I... You all right? Big foe catching a crack. Go ahead, keep talking... Hey, take some matches with you.”
— Shaquille O'Neal [04:46]
Colbert humorously narrates Shaq’s exit:
“It is difficult for a 7-foot-tall, 324-pound man in a pastel blue suit sneak past four cameras. I assume he had to go to the bathroom or he was late for ninja school.”
— Stephen Colbert [05:06]
Walton Goggins’ Speedo Photo Shoot
Discussing celebrity antics, Colbert highlights Walton Goggins' latest endeavor:
“White Lotus star Walton Goggins is sending fans wild with a new Speedo photo shoot. Walton, please, we can count your Goggins.”
— Stephen Colbert [05:30]
He teases the upcoming guest appearance:
“By the way, my guest on Thursday will be Walton Goggins.”
— Stephen Colbert [05:45]
Oscars Voting Process Overhaul
Colbert addresses changes in the Oscars voting system with his characteristic humor:
“The Oscars will now require members to see all nominated films before voting to determine Academy Award winners. That’s right. Until now, Oscar voters didn’t have to watch all the movies.”
— Stephen Colbert [06:00]
He jests about the previous voting methods:
“I’m being told we have footage of the previous Oscar voting process.”
— Stephen Colbert [06:10]
Luxury Super Yachts Marketing
A satirical take on luxury marketing sees Colbert mocking extravagant yacht advertisements:
“In Rich People News, there’s now a luxury super yacht you can buy a home on for a mere $10 million, which they advertise as longer than the Titanic. Maybe don’t use the Titanic in marketing your boat.”
— Stephen Colbert [06:30]
Seven Eleven’s Green Day Slurpee
Colbert covers Seven Eleven’s latest promotional Slurpee, drawing parallels with past brand collaborations:
“Seven Eleven has just announced that Green Day’s Slurpee is here and it’s called Punk Bunny Kerplunk Candy Grape what a fitting tribute to punk rock.”
— Stephen Colbert [07:00]
He humorously references a failed product:
“It reminds me of the short-lived collaboration between Megadeth and Charmin’s boysenberry-scented flushable wipes.”
— Stephen Colbert [07:15]
Celebrity Highlights
Glen Powell’s Waffle Toppings
A notable portion of the episode delves into Glen Powell’s peculiar culinary preferences:
“Glen Powell’s unconventional waffle topping has people turning their heads. I’ve actually started loving ketchup on waffles. That is disgusting.”
— Stephen Colbert [08:30]
He adds a humorous twist linking Powell’s personal life:
“And I bet once they learn that, women will still want to have sex with him.”
— Stephen Colbert [08:45]
Shaquille O'Neal’s On-Air Antics
The episode revisits Shaq’s infamous live TV moment with an exclusive clip:
“The other thing about Kawhi is, you know what I... You all right? Big foe catching a crack. Go ahead, keep talking... Hey, take some matches with you.”
— Shaquille O'Neal [04:46]
Colbert humorously comments on Shaq’s exit:
“It is difficult for a 7-foot-tall, 324-pound man in a pastel blue suit sneak past four cameras. I assume he had to go to the bathroom or he was late for ninja school.”
— Stephen Colbert [05:06]
Closing Remarks
In his closing monologue, Colbert teases future content and maintains his signature humor:
“Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.”
— Stephen Colbert [12:59]
Conclusion
This episode of The Late Show Pod Show offers a delightful mix of humor, celebrity news, and satirical commentary. Stephen Colbert adeptly navigates through a variety of topics, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed. From dissecting celebrity actions to playfully mocking current trends, Colbert’s engaging narrative makes this episode a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.