Stephen Colbert (1:32)

And I love pistachio ice cream.

Seth Meyers (1:34)

Have you had the sea salt and vinegar? Wonderful pistachio. It's delicious. I get them.

Stephen Colbert (1:38)

I didn't even know I get them.

Seth Meyers (1:39)

Before the softball games.

Jon Stewart (1:40)

But that's.

Stephen Colbert (1:40)

You see, it's been a while since I've been the spokesman for wonderful pistachios. I didn't realize we'd achieved new pistachio technology.

Seth Meyers (1:45)

Yeah. Yeah.

John Oliver (1:46)

Wow.

Stephen Colbert (1:47)

Wonderful pistachios has every snack style covered. Right now. There's an obsession with jalapeno lime. There is an obsession session. It's almost a disorder. It's spicy, it's zesty. It's basically a flavor roller coaster in a nut. Snacking on the go. Grab a bag of no shells. Feeling contemplative and want to work for it a little. So earning it, they're saying if you want to earn your nut, crack open those in shell beauties. Either way, it's snacking like a champ. So the next time hunger strikes, don't hold back. Unless it's a hunger strike.

Jon Stewart (2:27)

And then it's important that you do.

Stephen Colbert (2:29)

Because whatever you're doing that for, I'm sure it's a worthwhile cause. Snack like you mean it with wonderful pistachios. Visit wonderfulpistachios.com to learn more. That was a wonderful I wonder what more there is to learn.

Jon Stewart (2:46)

We just told them so much. We just told them so much about pistachios. But evidently there's a whole other world.

Stephen Colbert (2:52)

There's an unexplored vista.

Seth Meyers (2:54)

They got a bunch of flavors. They got dill pickle, jalapeno lime, as we learned, smoky barbecue. There's a lot of different flavors.

Stephen Colbert (3:00)

Wow. And I would not disparage any of them.

Seth Meyers (3:02)

No, no, no.

Stephen Colbert (3:03)

Bring it on.

Seth Meyers (3:04)

Nothing bad to say.

Stephen Colbert (3:05)

Nut me, nut, nut me with nut meat.

Seth Meyers (3:08)

We're nut.

Jon Stewart (3:09)

No, we got nothing but nut. Nutty, nutty, nutty, nutty. Talk about, talk about, talk about, talk.

Stephen Colbert (3:18)

About, talk about nutty.

John Oliver (3:19)

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Seth Meyers (4:27)

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Jon Stewart (4:34)

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Seth Meyers (5:08)

Meanwhile.

Stephen Colbert (5:13)

That right there.

Jon Stewart (5:14)

It's an antibiotic is what it is. It's an antibiotic shell. Meanwhile, the New York City Health Department is dropping fish scented rabies vaccine pouches for raccoons in Brooklyn, Queens and Manhattan. Which means Staten island just smells that way on its own. This is part of the city's annual effort to curb the disease. So far this year, officials said 18 raccoons, one cat and one bat tested positive for rabies. And all of them work at the deli and the Port Authority bus terminal. Meanwhile, stay. Meanwhile, Dr. Pepper is teaming up with Johnsonville Sausages to bring us Dr. Pepper sausages. Hopefully this sells better than the previous soda meat combo. Crystal pork seed reactions were mixed, but one food blogger exclaimed, what a time to be alive. Those were his last words. Meanwhile, in air travel news, one airline is offering a refreshed range of seating options at which only those in its premium and extended comfort sections will recline. And those premium seats will also have ergonomically contoured seat cushions, reclining seatbacks, and a large headrest with four way adjustment capability, while regular coach seats will have those spikes they use to discourage pigeons from landing. The airline in question is called WestJet, a name I'm guessing is unfamiliar even to most WestJet employees. Wait a second, wait a second. Is WestJet announcing this new seating policy? Just mention WestJet on the air and give WestJet some much needed publicity. Well, nice try. WestJet. WestJet. What is WestJet thinking? That is so WestJet. According to new research, six in ten Americans will let a brand sponsor their wedding. And should that brand cover the entire wedding bill, they would let the brand mascot officiate the wedding. That's how desperate people are to pay lavish weddings. Honey, you're the one who insisted on having a living carousel of all white horses. So now we gotta be married by the Mucinex Boogerman. What a time to be alive. Meanwhile, researchers say that microplastics could be inside the vegetables you eat every day. Oh, the vegetables that we eat every day. Yeah, that's where it's coming from. I guess I should cut down on the vegetables that I am eating every day. Meanwhile, news about convenience store clothing, because Seven Eleven is returning with its most refined golf collection yet. Finally. I am so tired of unrefined golf apparel from a store that sells clinically depressed hot dogs. We all know that golf clothing and Seven Eleven go together like fencing equipment and Papa Johns. The clothing look has been described as a nod to the tire burning, gasoline fueled spirit behind the name. By the way, tire burning and gasoline fueled. Also the flavor options on those hot dogs. Meanwhile, in corporate streaming news, Apple TV has rebranded to Apple tv, dishing the plus sign for a vibrant new identity. So from now on, if you pee on your Apple TV and it shows a plus sign, that just means you're pregnant. Thank you for listening to the Late Show POD show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.