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Stephen Colbert
Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen. Well, there it is. Hard to believe it. We're already at the end of day two of the second Trump administration. I know. I feel the same way, but I'm choosing to think of it as day negative1385 before the 2028 election. Gosh, I. I just. Ooh, ooh. I just. I just hope we can flip Greenland Blue. But here's the thing, my friends. In here, out there, it is so important for all of our mental health to pace ourselves, okay? Get some sleep, stay hydrated, and remember, not everything is gonna be about Donald Trump every single day. Except today. So strap in, buckle up, bear down, and grab a bite stick. Cause here we. Trump needed a bite stick yesterday because Donald Trump was on TV from 8:43am when he shuffled into church to tell Jesus you're welcome to his sleepy late night slow dance at an inauguration party at 11:30pm that means Trump was on TV for almost 15 straight hours because all he really wants to be is a TV star. He doesn't want to be president. He just wants us to be forced to watch him all the time. We could have avoided the second presidency if we just set him up on a panda cam. Yeah, he can teach them. He can teach the pandas how to. You know. Now, before the inaugural, you may remember, Trump's last moment of must see DC was the January 6th insurrection. Over the last four years, a lot of those people were arrested, they confessed or were found guilty in the largest single federal investigation of all time. And it was a relief to know that there are still some ramifications for evil actions. Until yesterday, when Trump granted a sweeping pardon of the January 6th rioters. Yes, yes, I know, I know. But soon the insurrectionists will be home where they can spend more time smearing poop on their families. Trump didn't just pardon the non violent J6 of Ape Dads and flag shouters. This act of clemency was for all 1,500 accused and convicted rioters. He even let out the most violent offenders, like Oath Keeper militia leader Stuart Rhodes, seen here asking the crowd if anyone's seen one eyeball. Plus more. Plus more than 600 people accused of assaulting or impeding law enforcement officers with weapons that included hockey sticks, firecrackers, crutches, and broken wooden table legs. Clearly, it was a huge mistake to certify the 2020 election during an episode of Storage Wars. Thankfully, the insurrectionists that Trump pardoned yesterday have expressed remorse and promised to change their ways. Take for example, the Q shaman, Jacob Chansley, who yesterday tweeted this contrite I just got the news from my lawyer. I got a pardon, baby. Thank you, President Trump. Now I'm going to buy some mother gun. Sounds like someone's off their mother heads. A nation healed. A nation healed. Trump spent most of yesterday signing roughly 200 executive actions. Now, not all of those will withstand legal challenges, which is good, cuz some of them are bad and the rest are terrible. For instance, Trump rescinded 78 of Biden's executive actions, including one lowering prescription drug costs. But that's the only thing that everybody likes. For my next order, I'm banning puppies. I'm outlawing fries for the table and those tiny outfits that make your baby look like a pumpkin. Trump also, he also repealed a ton of stuff, right? For instance, he called for the US to leave the World Health Organization. But don't you mm mm. Do not you worry, health fans. The government will be able to get the latest medical recommendations from RFK's Ravens. Turns out the new protocol for treating tetanus is squawk, squawk. Let us pick out your shiny eyes. Trump also issued an order for something he's been teasing for a long ending, birthright citizenship in the United States. Meaning the US Will no longer recognize the citizenship of children born in the U.S. immigrants who lack legal status. But that's in the Constitution. It's in the 14th amendment. It's clear you just, you can just don't believe me. Don't have a Constitution. You can just go to the WhiteHouse.gov constitution page today and read 404 page not found. One thing he did that is kind of popular is that Trump delayed the TikTok ban. Now, fun fact on Sunday, Fox News ran a story about it and accidentally called the platform Tikok. Don't worry, thanks to Trump, Tikkok is still available, as are Pinterest, Faceboob and Clitter. That last one. Thank you. That last one available. Very hard to find. Remember, remember Trump. Trump. Remember, Trump doesn't want to be president. He wants to be a TV star. So he started signing these executive orders on camera at his rally at the Capitol One arena. And the crowd went wild, accepting the.
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Stephen Colbert
Do a W2WOO file for a mother extension. Woo. After Trump was done signing the orders, he threw the Sharpies into the crowd. Reminds me of Lincoln's iconic words after Gettysburg. Who wants my hat? It's yours if you show the damn tatas. Later. Poor Mary Todd. Later that night, Trump held a separate gala for service members where they invited him out to cut the cake, gave him a full size sword to do it, and he did this. I feel so bad for the service members who had to stand there in uniform and watch that. Imagine, years from now, swapping war stories with their buddies. My first deployment was in Iraq. Door to door in Fallujah. It was hell. Oh, yeah. I had to stand expressionless while Trump danced with a sword next to his airplane cake. There's some things you just can't unsee, brother. Believe it or not. Believe it or not, the President had yet another party where he invited the Village People to sing. And while they played, the Trump family picked the most natural place to stand between the audience and the band. And the concert quickly went off the rail. Do what the fuck you did. Flawless performed with all the artistry of someone warbling over a terminally ill karaoke machine. Kid Rock was also there and he did an interview with Sean Hannity where this happened for some reason. All right, so do you really listen to Churchill? Yeah. Tell me how they sound. Blood, toil, tears and sweat. Not too bad. We will fight them in the grounds. What is our aim? We will fight them in the air and the sea. That was rough. That was pretty rough. Plus, fight them in the ground. He got the line wrong. We all know what Churchill actually said. We will fight them on the bar, with the bar. We will fight them on the bang, the bang we will boogie diggy, diggy, sit up, drop the boogie.
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Stephen Colbert
Before Trump took the stage at Capitol One arena last night, attendees got a speech from Elon Musk, who, I'm guessing you've seen this footage, who finished his speech with a. Well, this is what he did. I just want to say thank you for making it happen. Thank you. Wow. That sure looked like what it was. Now, I don't know if Musk intended to do a Nazi salute. He says he is not a Nazi. But what I do know is people who aren't Nazis know how to avoid doing a Nazi salute because. And this is very important.
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This is.
Stephen Colbert
Everyone knows this is very important. For the last 80 years of human history, there are only a couple of acceptable positions full of fully extended arm. Okay? It goes pet the puppy, tousle your nephew's hair, and hail a cab. Okay? In between, nephew. In between, nephew down here and hail a cab up here. This is called the danger zone. Everybody knows that. Who's not a Nazi. Trump has also started redecorating the Oval Office again. The Diet Coke button is back. Don Jr. Is also getting his favorite refreshment. Actual Coke button. You know their slogan. Let's watch Reservoir Dogs and tackle each other over the fireplace. On the Oval Office mantle, Trump has added new silver eagle figures. Huh. Wasn't there another political party that had this thing for silver eagles with their wings spread? Who was that? If anyone remembers, just raise your hand. We got a great show for you tonight.
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Stephen Colbert
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the Late show, ladies and gentlemen. Please have a seat, folks. My first guest tonight is an Academy Award winning actor. You know, from crazy, rich, Asians, everything, everywhere, all at once and wicked. She now stars in Star Trek section 31.
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Stephen Colbert
Please. Welcome back to the Late Show. Michelle. Yo. There you go. Wow.
Unknown
Thank you. Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Lovely to see you again. Thank you for coming back.
Unknown
Oh, thank you for having me.
Stephen Colbert
I had a lovely conversation the last time we were here. A lot has gone on since the last time you were here. You. Since last we spoke. You won an Oscar. You got married. You got married. You were awarded the President. I'll take my time. You were awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Yes. When it rains, it pours. It's been a very busy time for Michelle Young.
Unknown
It's been wonderful. I'm so blessed and thank you for all the love and support I've been shown. You know, after the. Thank you. I mean, when the Oscars, it was amazing because, you know, first and everyone that came up to me to congratulate me, you could see the happiness on their faces for me. And I can't tell you how heartwarming it is. And even until today, people still come up and say, yes, did you know.
Stephen Colbert
That you were beloved? Did you have any sense how much people like you?
Unknown
It was like, show me more, show me more. I can cope with it.
Stephen Colbert
I'm an actress. I'm an actress.
Unknown
I'm loving it.
Stephen Colbert
I know that you. The last time we spoke, I think you were about to start Wicked and you were a little nervous about doing the singing. Yeah, terrified. This clip that we have here, this is you were filming Wicked when you won the Oscar. This is you returning to set, Jim.
Unknown
Yeah. Let's go. Ra.
Stephen Colbert
Did you let other people. Did you bring it to set the Oscar?
Unknown
Well, John M. Chu, the most amazing director, called me and said, can you. Oh, yeah, yes, yes. I'm voting for him. And said, would you bring the Oscars? I'm like, hell, yeah. Mr. O doesn't leave my sight when I'm in the shower. He's standing right there.
Stephen Colbert
Waterproof.
Unknown
I hope he's got his own shower cap.
Stephen Colbert
Were you familiar with Wicked before you took the job?
Unknown
No. He called me and he said, I would like you to read the script. I really would love for you to play Madame Morrible. And I go, okay. I mean, he could throw the phone book at Me. And I would say, yes. Okay, yes.
Stephen Colbert
Where would he find a phone book at this day and age? I would know, but I get your meaning exactly.
Unknown
They don't have it anymore.
Stephen Colbert
Not really. Mostly just Fox.
Unknown
Any book, then?
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Unknown
And so I read it. I know wizard of Oz very well, but I hadn't seen the musical Wicked in West End or Broadway. So I called him back and said, john, my love, it's a musical and I don't sing.
Stephen Colbert
You really had not sung at all or.
Unknown
No, not Aunt. No, not properly or, you know, professionally or anything like that? In the shower? Yeah. Everybody sings in the shower.
Stephen Colbert
With your Oscar, obviously. You always do a duet with your Oscar. Exactly. He's really good. Well, I mean, there's some powerhouse singers. Ariana Grande, Cynthia reborn. Extraordinary.
Unknown
So then I said to him, and typical of Jon M. Chu, he says, ah, don't worry about it. And I swear to God, this guy's a visionary and he can convince you to do the impossible. Then two days later. So I'm mulling over it, going, how can I pull this off? Right? Then I get another call from John and there's a video message. He says, michelle, I have two guests who would love to speak to you. Lo and behold, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. And. Yeah, right. And then they just turn around and say, it's imperative and important that you join us. Now.
Stephen Colbert
Did they give you any. Did they give you any pointers? Like, here's how to hit that note.
Unknown
They're always singing. They're like angels. I remember walking on the set the first time to do some prep. I walked in, it's a huge soundstage, and it was an enchanted forest that we had.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, the scale of the movie.
Unknown
The scale. I mean, I'm sure you all have watched it, right? So you know what I'm talking about. I walk in and I'm just overwhelmed by, you know, the forest, the trees. Everything looks so magical. Then I hear this voice echoing through the whole stage. It was Cynthia Erivo, and she was just warming up. She wasn't even seen. It is amazing. But what I find about the two, they are like the yin and yang. Perfectly so different, yet so compatible. And they were like, such joy because at that time I was shuffling between la, New York, London, and coming back to London to that set where it was so loving. It always gave me a safe place, you know, with all the craziness on this side of the world, and then going back there and relaxing. And then when I had to sing, I must say, I was Terrified. Because these two girls, bloody hell, they sing life, you know. Come on, cut me some slack, please. So when we started my song with Cynthia Rivo, the Wizard of Oz, right, The wizard and I, so. And I go. I was literally squeaking. And then next thing I knew was these two lovely hands held mine and I looked up and there was these beautiful green eyes looking at me going, I know you can do this, Michelle. I've heard you sing. And, you know, that's so generous of spirit and that kind of encouragement and love, and you go, like, hell, yeah, I'll sing. So I had a lot of fun and. And wait, wait, wait, wait. The best thing was I actually am on the Billboard 100 because of that.
Stephen Colbert
Milestone. I know.
Unknown
It's like, miracles do happen.
Stephen Colbert
We have to take a quick break. Right back with more Michelle Yeoh. Everybody stick Michelle Yeoh from Star Trek section 31 now. Now starring in the new film Star Trek section 31, you're reprising your character, which is Philippa Giorgio from Star Trek Discovery. Okay. You didn't really. You didn't really. You weren't familiar with Wicked before you were in Wicked? Were you familiar with the Star Trek universe before you were ever asked to be in Star Trek?
Unknown
Yes, I was. I was. I watched that when I was younger and I wanted to be Spock. I thought he was so cool, you know, with the Vulcan pinch and that.
Stephen Colbert
Raised eyebrows and stuff like that.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, I love that. And yes, when they approached me to do Star Trek discovery in 2016, I believe. And I remember saying, you're not going to kill me off, right? Because he said, oh, you're going to be the captain. And she's so loved and da, da, da. And then it was silence. And I go, oh, yeah. In episode two, she gets killed by the Klingon. I'm like, no. I'm like, I don't want to be just a little blip in the Star Trek world, which I love so much. I want to be like, there. Right? And then they say, but don't worry, she comes back and you know science fiction. Yeah, they come back, they can do anything.
Stephen Colbert
They pull you out of a black.
Unknown
Hole or something like this or clone you or something.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Unknown
But then I come back as Emperor Philippa Jojo and the first, ah, immorally complicated character. Very complicated. But the first thing she says is like, do you not bow to your emperor? Is like, ugh, she's scary.
Stephen Colbert
So this new Philippa's morally complicated. So is.
Unknown
She is a bitch.
Stephen Colbert
Madamorrible Madam Morrible, also a little bit.
Unknown
She is a wicked witch.
Stephen Colbert
Exactly. The prospective mother in law in Crazy Risk. Asian.
Unknown
No, no, no, no, no. She was a mother who loved and protected fiercely. So it was very, very different, the arc.
Stephen Colbert
Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yes. Loved and protected her son, of course.
Unknown
Who else?
Stephen Colbert
To her son's fiance. A bitch.
Unknown
Oh. Only she could have thought that. But at the end, she knew I wasn't. That's the most important thing.
Stephen Colbert
But do you like playing these emotional bitches? A bitch.
Unknown
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. Is that enjoyable?
Unknown
It's so fun. Come on. It's like, as emperor now, she's just Philippa Jojo. I mean, you just saw that clip, right? She's a walking lethal weapon, but with a flair for fashion. And, you know, it's like, you know.
Stephen Colbert
It'S another very physical role for you. I know that you trained as a dancer. Do you like when you don't do it, do you miss it? And when you do it, do you say, I'm never gonna do this again? Like. Cause it seems incredibly demanding.
Unknown
Oh, I love it. I do. I am in training. I don't actually call it training because I've incorporated into my life. It's like when I'm brushing my teeth, I'm doing my squats and my kicks. You know, when I'm putting on my lotion, I'm like, you know, doing that.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, it sounds messy.
Unknown
It's not. There is a system to it.
Stephen Colbert
Well, it was lovely to see you again. Thank you so much for being here. Star Trek Section 31 is available on Paramount on Friday. Michelle Yeoh, everybody. Thank you for listening to the late show pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.
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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert Episode: Michelle Yeoh | Worst Order Of Business Release Date: January 22, 2025
Introduction
In this engaging episode of The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert delivers his signature blend of sharp humor and insightful commentary, culminating in a compelling interview with the acclaimed actress Michelle Yeoh. Titled "Worst Order Of Business," the episode navigates through current political events, personal anecdotes, and an in-depth conversation with Yeoh about her recent projects and achievements.
Stephen Colbert’s Monologue
Political Satire and Current Events
Colbert opens with his characteristic wit, mocking the omnipresence of Donald Trump in media. He humorously refers to Trump’s extended TV presence during his second term, emphasizing how Trump's desire to be a TV star overshadows his presidential duties:
Delving into Trump's controversial actions, Colbert critiques the sweeping pardon of January 6th rioters. He highlights the severity of the pardons, including those of violent offenders like militia leader Stuart Rhodes:
Executive Orders and Policy Changes
Colbert continues by dissecting Trump’s flurry of executive actions, pointing out both the trivial and significant repeals:
He sarcastically suggests absurd bans, such as puppies and fries, to underscore the perceived impracticality of some executive decisions:
Humorous Anecdotes and Pop Culture References
Colbert injects humor by referencing pop culture, such as misnaming TikTok and mocking the mishaps in public speeches:
He also humorously critiques Trump's attempts to connect with the crowd, likening his actions to historical speeches and cinematic moments:
Interview with Michelle Yeoh
Celebrating Achievements and Personal Growth
Michelle Yeoh joins Colbert to discuss her recent accomplishments, including winning an Oscar and receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom. She expresses gratitude and humility:
Transition from Acting to Musicals
Yeoh recounts her transition into musical theater with her role in Wicked. Initially hesitant about singing, she shares how encouragement from fellow actors Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo helped her embrace the challenge:
Embracing New Roles in Star Trek
Yeoh discusses her role in Star Trek Section 31, highlighting the complexity of her character, Philippa Giorgio. She contrasts her portrayal with her previous roles, emphasizing the depth and moral ambiguity:
Physical Demands and Training
Addressing the physical demands of her roles, Yeoh talks about integrating fitness into her daily routine, ensuring she remains prepared for the rigorous demands of her characters:
Passion for the Star Trek Universe
Yeoh shares her lifelong admiration for the Star Trek universe, revealing her childhood aspiration to embody the iconic character Spock. Her passion fueled her enthusiasm for joining the franchise:
Billboard Success and Artistic Fulfillment
Yeoh proudly mentions her recent success on the Billboard 100, attributing it to her collaboration with talented artists and the support she received on set:
Conclusion
Stephen Colbert masterfully balances humor and serious commentary throughout the episode, providing listeners with both laughter and insightful analysis of current events. The interview with Michelle Yeoh offers a deep dive into her professional journey, personal growth, and dedication to her craft. This episode of The Late Show Pod Show stands out as a compelling blend of satire, celebrity interviews, and engaging storytelling, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes
Stephen Colbert [03:45]: "Trump granted a sweeping pardon of the January 6th rioters, including the most violent offenders. Clearly, it was a huge mistake to certify the 2020 election during an episode of Storage Wars."
Michelle Yeoh [19:37]: "When we started my song with Cynthia Erivo, I was literally squeaking. Then I looked up, and there was encouragement that made me say, hell, yeah, I'll sing."
Stephen Colbert [05:25]: "For my next order, I'm banning puppies. I'm outlawing fries for the table and those tiny outfits that make your baby look like a pumpkin."
Michelle Yeoh [22:43]: "I watched Star Trek when I was younger and wanted to be Spock. I thought he was so cool with the Vulcan pinch and raised eyebrows."
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, memorable quotes, and the dynamic interaction between Stephen Colbert and Michelle Yeoh. Whether you're a regular listener or new to the show, this overview provides a thorough understanding of the episode's content and its engaging narrative.