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Welcome, welcome one and all to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and I hope this is a beautiful energy. I hope everybody here had a really good weekend. Mine was okay. Put up some Christmas decoration, ran some errands. What else? Oh, yeah. I broke the Internet dancing with Oprah Winfrey at Gayle King's birthday party. Not only did I bust, I might have tore hamstring. This was a surprise party for Gail. And one look at Gayle proved she did not see it coming. You'd react that way, too if you saw John Dickerson jump out of a cake. It was a lovely night. Evie and I were honored to have been invited. And when everyone was out on the dance floor, Evie said, look, no one's dancing with Oprah. Go ask Oprah to dance. So I got up and I did. And Oprah posted it straight to her insta sources. Sourcers are saying this holiday season, I'm Oprah's favorite thing. Now you're out there. She's lying on her feet. I thought about twirling Oprah, but I immediately realized you don't twirl Oprah. You twirl for Oprah. Or as she called it, my triple pirouette. Evie has a slightly different name for that move. It's the Stephen, please stop. But this weekend wasn't all fun and dancing because the drones. The drones are coming. The drones are here. No one can stop the drones. No one knows where the drones are from. Everyone you love is now a drone. And I've got all the chilling details in the Latest installment of Unseen Mysteries of the Hidden Secrets. Follow me down the rabbit hole, because the rabbit flew a drone down there. When last we met, these ominous sky visitors were being reported all over New Jersey. But since then, the drones have done what everyone in Jersey does. Go somewhere else. Because. Because as of today, the drone armada has also been spotted in New York, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Ohio, which can mean only one thing. The drones are visiting colleges. Remember, drones, don't worry about going to the best school. Go to the school where you can be your best self. With so many unrelated drone sightings, Americans have reasonable questions. Where are they coming from? What are they doing up there? And will they interfere with the chemtrails that are turning our livestock by. Curious. Now, both the FBI, both the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security have said that there's nothing to worry about. Especially because some of the reported drone sightings turn out to be non drones. Take the case of former Maryland governor and uncle having a blast at the wedding photo booth. Larry Hogan. Hogan did his part in the ongoing mystery by posting this video on Twitter, saying, I personally witnessed and videoed what appear to be dozens of large drones in the sky above my residence. Problem is, his post got a community note that said no anomalous objects are apparent in the video and the stars at the 39 second mark are recognized constellation Orion. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. But that was not Hogan's only sighting. He later posted, oh, my God, there's a giant ladle coming for me. And a smaller label too, like pouring into the bigger one. But it's going to take more than community notes to calm things down. One New Jersey politician proposed a bill to give local law enforcement the same type of capability as the Department of Defense and Homeland Security permission to down one of these unmanned drones. He wants local police to shoot at anything in the sky in December. Santa, I hope you have a Kevlar sleigh. And don't forget to take the battery out of Rudolph's nose. We will have more on this story as we continue to learn nothing about it. Drones aren't the only technology with suspicious intentions out there, because according to a new watchdog report, air fryers may be listening in on families conversations. Of course, we shouldn't be surprised. Some of them are ninjas. Even worse, and this is true, air fryers are apparently sending this personal data to servers in China. And I'm told we have an actual recording of one of the conversations captured by an air fryer and then sent to China. Ugh. Why did we get this thing, it takes up so much counter space, I think I'm gonna start using it. No, it's been six months. I'm putting it in the cabinet with the nutribullet.
Stephen Colbert
We have a nutribullet?
Nicole Kidman
Pull that out.
Stephen Colbert
Why?
Nicole Kidman
I really think I'm gonna start using it over the weekend. That's an actual conversation. That's really two people talking, right? That's not A.I. oh, wow. Over the weekend, this bombshell report made headlines in the UK you can see it all in the classic British espionage movie, Tinker Taylor. Soldier Fry. I for one cannot believe that I've been betrayed by my air fryer. Well, that ends tonight. Listen up, friend. I got a message for you and your Chinese overlords. We are on to you. You've had a good run from tater tots with just a little bit of oil to chicken tenders with just a little bit of oil. But now your betrayal has left me cold. And unlike a day old slice of pizza, there's no reheating my heart. What I'm saying is, you're friar. Have that. There you go. There you go. Go ahead. That's fine. Have that. Have that put in the mausoleum next to my soda stream. Oh, speaking of things that are air fried, RFK Jr. Uncle. Unkey Bobby. Uncle Bobby, how we doing? How you doing? You guys okay? Unkey Bobby Jr. Is well known for having problems with vaccine science. And it's just getting worse because his lawyers have asked the FDA to revoke approval of the polio vaccine. Yep, they want to give polio a fighting chance. Reminds me of this famous quote. The only thing we have to fear is polio. Polio is bad, you idiots.
Stephen Colbert
Why do you think I use a wheelchair?
Nicole Kidman
I didn't fall off a frickin surfboard. Now if you don't, that's a true story. Now if you don't know about polio, that's because we got rid of it. You're welcome. And polio was just the beginning of the madness. Yeah, polio was just the beginning of the madness. RFK Jr. S lawyer is also fighting the distribution of 13 other vaccines, including hepatitis A, tetanus and diphtheria. Look, if we're going to start bringing back diseases from the past, can we at least bring back some fun stuff too? I want to smoke on an airplane. I want to throw lawn darts. I want the old McDonald's sugar crusted fried apple pie pocket filled with delicious, so crunchy. Filled with apple flavored lava. Heading back to New Jersey. There's a scandal involving Democratic congressmen. And picture your mom texted you of her dentist, who's still single. Josh gottheimer Gottheimer is running for New Jersey governor, but he recently got himself in some hot water after sharing his Spotify wrapped, which he claimed featured all Bruce Springsteen songs. Until the Internet sleuths quickly pointed out that the list gottheimer had posted was fake. The tip off the fonts and the spacing were all wrong. Even more suspicious, his favorite Springsteen songs were Dancing in the Dank, Born to Jog and Born in the usa, the place where I Jog. After Gottheimer was called out, he confessed that he shares a Spotify account with his, so the playlist he posted was a reflection of what his would look like if he had an individual account. It's a joke to question my Springsteen creds Just ask my dog named Rosalita I swear I love the Boss Just ask my dog named Rosalita or my daughter 10th Avenue freeze out. We got a great show for you tonight coming up.
Stephen Colbert
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Nicole Kidman
Okay, I have to tell.
Stephen Colbert
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Nicole Kidman
That hologram trading card. One of the rarest. The last one I needed for my set. Shiny like the designer handbag of my dreams.
Stephen Colbert
One of a kind. Ebay had it and now everyone's asking, ooh, where'd you get your windshield wiper?
Nicole Kidman
Ebay has all the parts that fit my car.
Stephen Colbert
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Nicole Kidman
I'm so happy and honored to say that my first guest tonight is an Academy Award winner. You know, from Moulin Rouge, the Hours, Big Little Lies, and Being the Ricardos. Her new film is Baby Girl.
Stephen Colbert
After five years, I started my own company. I wanted to automate repetitive tasks and give people their time back by limiting power hungry personalities. You think that's what I am? No, No, I think the opposite. You think I don't like power? No, I think you like to be told what to do.
Nicole Kidman
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Stephen Colbert
I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.
Nicole Kidman
Please welcome back to the Late Show, Nicole Kidman. There you go.
Stephen Colbert
Thanks. There's someone in the audience that I saw the other night at the Opry. Is she there? There she is. I said I'd call you out, so. Hi.
Nicole Kidman
Welcome back. Nice to see you again.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Nicole Kidman
So great to be here, New York. Great time to be here at Christmas time. Beautiful. Are you a big Christmas person? Do you enjoy, like, the decorating and all that kind of stuff?
Stephen Colbert
Yes, we have lights up. I'm the person that has the lights up very, very early. We put them off at the beginning of November.
Nicole Kidman
Really? Really. You just don't pay attention to Thanksgiving at all?
Stephen Colbert
No, no, we do a huge Thanksgiving.
Nicole Kidman
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
But we just love to. I just like to have the lights up. So we've got the lights up and how late do they apologize to all the neighbors?
Nicole Kidman
How late do they stay up? Valentines?
Stephen Colbert
Well, we're negotiating, calling them now winter lights and leaving them.
Nicole Kidman
I like that. Especially the white lights for winter. That's lovely.
Stephen Colbert
I want to start a whole movement that allows winter lights to stay up.
Nicole Kidman
A movement? Yeah, movement, like with March is light.
Stephen Colbert
Up your life movement.
Nicole Kidman
I understand, like a lot of performers, your first time on stage was in the Christmas pageant or the Christmas play. Okay. What did you.
Stephen Colbert
But I heard you were in the Christmas pageant.
Nicole Kidman
I was. I was, too. We'll get to me in a minute. But I was just the spoiler alert. I was the fourth wise man. But all right. It was a problem. There was a problem. What were you.
Stephen Colbert
I was the sheep.
Nicole Kidman
You were the sheep in the manger.
Stephen Colbert
Baby Jesus.
Nicole Kidman
Oh, okay. Does the sheep have any lines?
Stephen Colbert
No, I bleated.
Nicole Kidman
Do you still.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, wow.
Nicole Kidman
You still got it.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, I got a laugh. That was my. And that was my first laugh ever on stage. And I'm addicted.
Nicole Kidman
Well, I think one highlight of your has got to be this, that you were named the American Film Institute. You were given the American Film Institute lifetime achievement award, and the first Australian, the First Australian, you should win an award for the dress alone. But you're the first Australian to get it. So now you can turn to Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe and say in your face. Right. That's got to be worth something.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Nicole Kidman
What does that mean? What did that mean to you?
Stephen Colbert
They're like my brothers, so I like their sister, so I think they're happy for me.
Nicole Kidman
Okay.
Stephen Colbert
I hope they are.
Nicole Kidman
But sisters, love.
Stephen Colbert
They didn't come.
Nicole Kidman
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Stephen Colbert
But they just.
Nicole Kidman
There's gonna be a price to be paid for that. Yeah. What did that mean for you?
Stephen Colbert
That they didn't come?
Nicole Kidman
No, that you won, that you achieved this award. It was extraordinary.
Stephen Colbert
It was extraordinary because I don't ever look back. I'm a look forward person. And so it was really actually remarkable to sit there. I sat there with my daughters, my sister, all of her children. She has six children, and my husband and I looked at my career and was, like, kind of amazed and then, like, frustrated because I didn't think I was good enough.
Nicole Kidman
So you don't think you were good enough?
Stephen Colbert
No. I look at the clips and I'm like, I could have been better. What was that?
Nicole Kidman
Something you could not have been better in. And this was your second film. As long as we're looking back.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, God.
Nicole Kidman
I want to hear about your star turn in BMX Bandits, your second film in Australia, 1983. There you are with the beautifully named Angelo D'Angelo, James Lugton and Nicole Kidman. And I certainly. I hope. I hope your hair got separate billing.
Stephen Colbert
Shut up.
Nicole Kidman
What? More.
Stephen Colbert
You're so mean.
Nicole Kidman
No, I'm not at all. That's just a lot of hair, baby.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. And now I've. I didn't. I fought the curl and now I don't have that.
Nicole Kidman
Beautiful. Is this natural? Back then? This is what it would just do naturally.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Nicole Kidman
People would kill for that.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. And they put pipe cleaners in my hair. If you ever see the movie, they thought it was a fashion statement and they'd wrap. Pipe cleaners. Yeah. Do you know what pipe cleaners are?
Nicole Kidman
I do know what pipe cleaners are. Like little.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Nicole Kidman
I haven't seen thin hair.
Stephen Colbert
This looks terrible. But you can't fight the hair and makeup.
Nicole Kidman
It eventually led to the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award, is what I want to say about that.
Stephen Colbert
You gotta start somewhere, right? No, it was a great role because I did get to ride my BMX bike there. Yeah. And get paid. And I had six weeks off school, so that's pretty good role.
Nicole Kidman
How old are You. How old are you there, huh?
Stephen Colbert
I was 16.
Nicole Kidman
16 years old. Okay, so you liked a BMX?
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Nicole Kidman
Did you do your own stunts?
Stephen Colbert
Not all of them.
Nicole Kidman
What did you do and what didn't you do?
Stephen Colbert
You're not meant to ask that.
Nicole Kidman
All right. So long ago. So who was your stunt person?
Stephen Colbert
I had a boy. Yeah, he was. Because they're. I don't know, they just felt like my shape was, like, boyish, and the only double they could come up with was a boy, so he had to wear a padded bra. A little padded bra.
Nicole Kidman
We have to take a quick break, but we're going to be right back with more Nicole Kidman, everybody. Stick around. Your new film is Baby Girl, and it's already receiving a lot of praise. It's being described as a psychosexual drama. Okay, Take it for one, please.
Stephen Colbert
Yep.
Nicole Kidman
And an erotic thriller. Okay. How would you describe it? That's. That's how some critics have described it.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, I would.
Nicole Kidman
And what's your.
Stephen Colbert
I would say it's sort of very entertaining, but it's the.
Nicole Kidman
I mean, I already knew that from psychosexual drama in a rowdy thriller. That's entertainment, so.
Stephen Colbert
But it's sort of hopefully pioneering in the sense of it's all a female protagonist in this genre that has primarily been a male protagonist dominated genre, and it's told through the eyes of a female writer. Director. Yeah.
Nicole Kidman
You've had wonderful things. You've had wonderful things to say about the director. Am I pronouncing this correctly? Helena Raine.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Nicole Kidman
She's Dutch. She's Dutch. Yeah, she's Dutch. Okay. For Americans who may not know Helena Raine's work. Yeah. What is it you love about working with her?
Stephen Colbert
Well, she did Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, which I think people saw here in the States. And then she did a film in. In her home country called Instinct, which I saw. Which a lot of people saw, but it was really good. And I just like her because she's. She's so bold and she's of this. She's this new generation of filmmakers that is, like, hungry and going for it, and they've got. And she's got a really strong, bold voice.
Nicole Kidman
Well, you're in just about every frame of this film. And I know that you don't like to look back. Do you watch your own films normally?
Stephen Colbert
Well, I watch this film, yes.
Nicole Kidman
Okay. Like, you have to. Like, it was presented at a festival. You need to be in the audience with the rest. Yes. What is that like to watch yourself in the psychosexual erotic thriller confronting. Cause I've never. I've never had the opportunity to watch myself in a psychosexual erotic thriller. I'm looking forward to it. If anyone out there is considering me. Can't do this forever. Can't do this forever.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, yeah. Next chapter.
Nicole Kidman
This isn't gonna last forever.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, you never know. Well, sure.
Nicole Kidman
What's that like for you?
Stephen Colbert
It was. I mean, it was amazing because we went to the Venice Film Festival, and it was kind of frightening. But at the same time, I'd been there 20 years prior with birth and Eyes Wide Shut. And so to then come two decades later with this film was. And it was received so beautifully by the critics there and the whole European audiences. So it was lovely. So, so lovely.
Nicole Kidman
You're. You're clearly a very committed actor, and I understand that there are times when you get lost in the moment of the role so much that that can be a problem and that.
Stephen Colbert
No, no, not a problem.
Nicole Kidman
Perhaps not what the director wanted in this film. I understand you got a little bit too carried away with hailing a cab.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, well, because I'm trained, you stay in character. And so we were filming on the streets of New York, and it was raining, so things were. And it was a handheld camera, and so. And I couldn't hear anything. So I'm in character, and I'm thinking, okay, well, I'll go home now as Romy, my character. So I hail a cab and it stops.
Nicole Kidman
A real cab?
Stephen Colbert
Get in a real cab? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Nicole Kidman
Cause we're not like a stunt cab. Just.
Stephen Colbert
No, no. And I get in, and I'm in character, and the cameraman's right there, and so he kind of leaves me. Cause I go, oh. And off I go.
Nicole Kidman
You just left the set.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, but in character. I was in character.
Nicole Kidman
No one's claiming that you weren't.
Stephen Colbert
So then they sort of had to grab me and sort of bring me back. And the first idea was chasing the cab down the street. I had no money, so I couldn't pay, so I had. But I'm trained never to call cut.
Nicole Kidman
Oh, sure.
Stephen Colbert
You know, don't ever. Is an actor call cut? Because so much of what. So much of the good stuff happens in the mistakes or in that. So if you're calling cut, you're sort of censoring yourself. So, I mean, unless there was a terrible, terrible sort of where you were going to die or something. But you primarily don't ever. You let the director call cut.
Nicole Kidman
I love that idea of, like, there's so much to be discovered in the mistake. Yes. Or to be discovered in the moment that wasn't planned.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Nicole Kidman
That's the whole thing. Why do you think that is? Why do you think there's so much to discover? I love the idea. Like, I started at an improv and we would say, there are no mistakes, there are only discoveries.
Stephen Colbert
Exactly.
Nicole Kidman
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. And so that's always the way. Because I think if you try to censor or control a performance, then you're trying to control the outcome of it, which is not the point. It's. You've got to. I mean, it's just my way of working. Everyone has their own way, but I'm very committed to that now.
Nicole Kidman
I understand. I understand.
Stephen Colbert
Everyone's looking at me like, huh?
Nicole Kidman
No, no. They're stroking their chin and going, how wise. Nicole Kidman. Wonderful to see you again, Nicole. Lovely to see you. Thank you. The film Baby Girl is in theaters on Christmas Day. Nicole Kidman, everybody. Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.
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Nicole Kidman
The NYPD was right to have you lead the investigation.
Stephen Colbert
I'm not leading the investigation.
Nicole Kidman
Right.
Stephen Colbert
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Nicole Kidman
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Stephen Colbert
Sorry.
Nicole Kidman
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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert – Episode Summary: Nicole Kidman | Game Of Drones
Release Date: December 17, 2024
Guest: Nicole Kidman
Host: Stephen Colbert
Platform: CBS
In the latest episode of The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert, host Stephen Colbert delves into a mix of humor, current events, and an engaging interview with acclaimed actress Nicole Kidman. The episode, titled "Game Of Drones," seamlessly blends satirical commentary with insightful conversation, making it a rich and entertaining listen for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
Timestamp [00:31 - 06:19]
The episode kicks off with Stephen and Nicole engaging in a humorous advertisement parody, mocking typical podcast ads by intertwining their daily activities with promotional content for services like Amazon Prime. This sets a lighthearted tone, showcasing their chemistry and Colbert's signature wit.
Moving beyond the ads, Stephen transitions into a satirical monologue addressing a slew of conspiracy theories and bizarre news stories:
Drone Invasion Theory
Air Fryers Spying Allegations
Political Satire
These segments are peppered with sharp humor and creative analogies, reflecting Colbert's ability to turn even the most mundane news into comedic gold.
Timestamp [12:03 - 23:56]
The heart of the episode lies in the in-depth interview between Stephen Colbert and Nicole Kidman, offering listeners an intimate look into Kidman's career, her latest projects, and personal anecdotes.
Career Reflections and Achievements
Early Acting Experiences
Behind-the-Scenes Insights
Challenges and Commitment to Craft
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
Throughout the episode, several standout moments and quotes highlight the dynamic between Colbert and Kidman:
On the Absurdity of Modern Technology:
On Personal Growth and Self-Reflection:
Humorous Take on Acting Mishaps:
As the episode draws to a close, Colbert wraps up the interview with Nicole Kidman by promoting her new film "Baby Girl," set to release on Christmas Day. The chemistry between host and guest remains strong, blending humor with heartfelt conversation. The episode concludes with playful banter and promotional snippets for upcoming shows and streaming options, ensuring listeners are left both entertained and informed.
Final Quote:
Nicole Kidman: “The film Baby Girl is in theaters on Christmas Day.” ([24:37])
This episode of The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert masterfully balances comedic satire with a substantive interview, offering listeners a multifaceted experience. Through humor, sharp commentary on current events, and an engaging conversation with Nicole Kidman, the episode provides laughter, insight, and a deeper appreciation for one of cinema's most talented actresses.
Whether discussing improbable drone invasions, the quirks of smart appliances, or the intricacies of acting and filmmaking, Colbert and Kidman deliver content that is both amusing and thought-provoking. The inclusion of notable quotes with timestamps further enriches the listener's experience, making key moments easily identifiable and memorable.
Overall, "Game Of Drones" is a testament to the show's ability to entertain while engaging with contemporary topics and spotlighting influential guests.