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Selena Gomez
Welcome.
Stephen Colbert
Thank you very much. Please have a seat, everybody. Down here, up there, out there. Welcome one and all to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. Folks, I know a lot of folks are feeling down right now. Things aren't working out the way some people wanted. But you buck up, Blitzen, because Santa Claus is coming to town. Christmas is here, and there's no reason not to enjoy the season. The White House is already all in. Yesterday we got our first peek at the Biden's holiday decorations. It's beautiful. So festive. The official theme is the season of peace and light, which is much more hopeful than all the other Democrats. Christmas drink three old fashions and openly weep in front of Charlie Brown. As is the tradition, each room in the White House has a unique design. The China Room features an ode to carbohydrates with artisanal loaves and wreaths made out of braided bread. Sending the time honored message, screw the gluten free Joe's. I'm sure Joe. Joe's not there now. Actually, Joe is in Africa, hiding from the fallout over his decision to give a blanket pardon to his son Hunter. I'm guessing his family's not thrilled with it either. It's gonna be hard for Jill to match that Christmas gift. Oh. Oh, what's this? Oh, memory foam slippers. Thank you. Thanks, Mom. By any chance, do these give me a decade of immunity from federal prosecution. No. Okay. Is there a gift receipt? Now, some of Joe's fellow Democrats are also a little upset. Colorado Senator Michael Bennett tweeted President Biden's decision to put personal interests ahead of duty and further erodes Americans faith that the justice system is fair and equal for all. Okay, not sure how much interest Americans have in the idea of justice right now. After all, we had an election and we did just reelect a guy whose slogan was like my crime, Then hit me, baby, one more time now. Coming close, coming close. I can't do it yet. I can't bring myself to do it. Democratic Gov. Jared Polis said that President Biden has a bigger family to think about. Because when you become president, your role is pater familias of the nation. Yes, the president is the nation's dad. We all remember FDR's immortal words. December 7, 1941, a date which you promised to shovel the walk. Do it quick, and I won't tell your mother, who's also my cousin. Weird time to tell you, but there you go. It was a weird time for him to bring that up. Just in time. Just in time for Christmas. There is happy news from Paris, the San Francisco of France. It has been five years, five years since a fire devastated the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Well, this weekend, after extensive repairs, the cathedral is finally reopening to the public. The French are so happy. They celebrated the only way they know a three way. The opening ceremonies. Some French people are here this evening. The opening ceremonies are this Sunday. And the restored cathedral will be honored with massive pyrotechnics, a fire eater, and an exhibit of Europe's most oily rags. The restoration. Restoration cost almost 1 billion euros. And it really, it is incredible. Here's Notre Dame before. And here it is now. Ooh la la. She has really been gussied up. And it's not just the building. The restoration team also gave the hunchback a glow up. That was. That was the one. That was the one, by the way. In other. In other international news, Trump may not be president yet, but he's already threatening our biggest trading partners, which has a lot of people asking, what are tariffs? Well, that's easy. Tariffs are those cards that tell you the future. And your one friend is always like, let me do your tariff reading. And you say, yeah, because Mallory needs this. She just got dumped. But honestly, kind of weird how she didn't see it coming in the tariff cards. And I'm being told, no, Steven, that is, that is not what happens. Tariffs are actually a tax on imported goods, which significantly increases consumer prices on nearly everything that isn't US Made. And we make tons of stuff in the usa. Did you know that we are the world's largest producer of real housewives? Show me some made in the usa Housewives. Jimmy, Don, here. Go ahead. Go ahead, Heather, take it. Nice. God bless America. Trump trade threats are starting kind of close to home. Last week, he threatened 25% tariffs on products from Canada and Mexico. Just one small problem. Mexico supplies around half of America's imported fruit and two thirds of imported vegetables like berries, bell peppers, and cucumbers. And without any of those, how will Americans get their recommended daily amount of things that go bad in the fridge? What's without cucumbers? What's going to turn into liquids in the crisper drawer? Plus, 90% of all avocados eaten in the US come from Mexico. Do not worry. I have a solution. Okay? I bought 10,000 avocados today and I am storing them in my banana bunker, which is a bunker made of bananas. But it's also important things. For instance, most of the imported beer that Americans drink is brewed in Mexico. And Mexico manufactures 88% of the pickup trucks sold in America. No beer or pickup trucks. Trump better not put a tariff on a pair of blue jeans that fit just right or we're going to run out of country songs. We also, we also import nearly $2.7 billion worth of goods and services from Canada every day, including about 60% of U.S. crude oil, cars, turbines, plastics, pharmaceuticals, wood, paper, and 90% of our hot Ryans. As bad. We cannot allow there to be a hot Ryan gap. As bad as these tariffs would be for American consumers, they'd be worse for Canada. That's why over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau flew to Mar a Lago unannounced. He was there to kiss the ring. Or as they say in Canada, took the poutine. Trump. Trump told Trudeau that he's going to impose tariffs unless Canada does something something border. But Trudeau told Trump he can't levy the tariff because it would kill the Canadian economy completely. So Trump responded, maybe Canada should become the 51st state. Oof. Maybe next time, Puerto Rico. So close. So close. What else? One thing that Donald Trump has in common with his cabinet picks is peddling products out on the Internet. Take health and human services nominee and man jerky hybrid, RFK Jr. This week. This week, RFK made a guest appearance in a video where his wife, the talented actress Cheryl Hines was hawking products from her personal lifestyle brand. See if you can spot him.
Selena Gomez
No, you can't. You can't take a shower. I'm doing a video. No, no, no. I'm doing. You've got to give me a second. I'm doing a video for Heinz and Young. Okay, this is honey, the 60% off.
Stephen Colbert
Actually, from what I can see of Bobby, it appears to be 100% off. This is actually no surprise. Cheryl is well known for making her promo videos with something inappropriate happening in the background. Take a look. I'm doing a video. No, no, no.
Selena Gomez
I'm doing. You've got to give me a second. I'm doing a video for hanging.
Stephen Colbert
Sadly, RFK Jr later ate the turtle. You know what? Oh, stop. You. I wish I looked that good. I would do it all the time. You know what, let's go back to Canada again. You may have seen this. A runner in Toronto is going viral for an animation he made using the GPS tracker on his routing app. It tracks everywhere that you run and it makes a pattern on a little map. And when he strung all of those maps together, this is what it made. That is amazing. But I want to give him credit. That's pretty cool. But come on, that is not what your running app is for. It's for downloading as a New Year's resolution and then deleting the next time your iPhone runs out of storage. It took this guy what, 10 months? It took this guy 10 months to make that video and he had to run a total of 700 miles. Now, I don't do that much running, but I do have something much more important. I have a full time graphics team who made this. Meanwhile. Now, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Steve, the point of exercise is to get fit. And you're not going to do that if you're not actually running. Well, my graphics team begs to differ. We got a great show for you tonight coming up. Selena Gomez. My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big roas man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. My friends still laugh at me to this day. Not everyone gets B2B. But with LinkedIn you'll be able to reach people who do. Get a hundred dollar credit on your next ad campaign. Go to LinkedIn.com campaign to claim your credit. That's LinkedIn.com campaign. Terms and conditions apply. LinkedIn, the place to be. To be. You can get the most important meal of the day any time of day. I'm Talking about the $5 Big Deal breakfast meal from Jack in the Box. Available all day and all night. A breakfast Jack with a freshly cracked egg, a hash brown and French toast sticks for five bucks. Sounds good for breakfast, lunch and dinner at Jack. Every bite's a big deal. Order Jack's $5 big deal breakfast meal now. Way to eat a tea. You're listening to an app at PC Game Pass. Want new games on day one? Like Indiana Jones and the Great Circle? How about living out your SIMS Life with EA Play? We talking high quality PC games all for one low monthly price? We got you. Learn more at Xbox.com PCGame Pass or click the banner Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Available December 9, 2024. Game catalog varies by region and over time. Okay, that's the ad. You can go back to doing whatever you were doing now. Welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is a chart topping musician, beauty entrepreneur and actress. You know from Wizards of Waverly Place, Spring breakers and Only Murders in the Building. Her new film is Emilia Perez.
Selena Gomez
No sopre destrosado Huidado de Camara Los Peros bueno Me voya Domino. Good night.
Stephen Colbert
Please welcome back to the Late show, Selena Gomez. Hello.
Selena Gomez
I forgot.
Stephen Colbert
Lovely people. That's so nice.
Selena Gomez
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Hi. Nice to see you again.
Selena Gomez
It's good to see you. Thanks.
Stephen Colbert
You've been on before. Last time you were here with Steve Martin and Martin Short. Yes, we're Chatty Cathys.
Selena Gomez
I barely get a word in.
Stephen Colbert
No, I imagine it must be. It must be that way a little bit. Do you?
Selena Gomez
I don't mind it. Sometimes I get in a good job and I'm okay with it.
Stephen Colbert
All right, good. But let's just us two girls dish.
Selena Gomez
Yeah, let's do it.
Stephen Colbert
How are you doing?
Selena Gomez
How's it? I am fantastic. Thank you. This has been a wonderful year and. And I'm very grateful.
Stephen Colbert
Well, besides, you know, the acting and the singing and being an entrepreneur, you also. You have a cooking show. Selena and chef.
Selena Gomez
Correct. Well, I don't have it anymore because.
Stephen Colbert
Did you lose an chef?
Selena Gomez
Mainly because I don't know how to cook.
Stephen Colbert
So Selena not listened to Anne chef. So you don't cook. Did you do Thanksgiving?
Selena Gomez
I did. I did. I watched my boyfriend. My boyfriend cook everything.
Stephen Colbert
Is this at Thanksgiving?
Selena Gomez
Yeah, that was Thanksgiving at our house.
Stephen Colbert
Okay, there's Benny Blanco. You and Selena and Benny Blanco on Thanksgiving right there.
Selena Gomez
That's very sweet.
Stephen Colbert
That's a very. That's a beautiful photo. It's very sweet. He seems to like you a lot.
Selena Gomez
Well, I hope so.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. Yeah. Where's this. If you don't mind me asking, where's this relationship going?
Selena Gomez
Uh.
Stephen Colbert
Whoa.
Selena Gomez
I thought you were going to ask. Where was this picture taken?
Stephen Colbert
No, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. I'm just saying I think he's watching.
Selena Gomez
You know what? I'm not sure, but I'm having a great time.
Stephen Colbert
You're having a great time?
Selena Gomez
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. Hold on a second, Benny.
Selena Gomez
Oh, no.
Stephen Colbert
You must think you're pretty special if you think you can do better than this. Okay. And as America's dad, I want to know what your intentions are with America's daughter right over here. You're welcome.
Selena Gomez
Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
You're welcome. You're wel.
Selena Gomez
I do. I love him.
Stephen Colbert
No charge for that, but it's a good relationship.
Selena Gomez
Oh, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, okay.
Selena Gomez
I love him.
Stephen Colbert
That's good. Does he cook?
Selena Gomez
Yes, very well. He has a cookbook. He cooks every meal. It's fantastic.
Stephen Colbert
And how many people did you have?
Selena Gomez
We had about 50 people for Thanksgiving.
Stephen Colbert
Wow, that's a big crowd. Did he cook for 50 people?
Selena Gomez
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Wow.
Selena Gomez
I know what him.
Stephen Colbert
You must think you're pretty special.
Selena Gomez
Yeah, I know. I tried to be the hostess.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. Okay.
Selena Gomez
And then watch him and encourage him.
Stephen Colbert
Today is Giving Tuesday.
Selena Gomez
Yes, it is.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. You actually have a lovely foundation, a fund called the Rare Impact Fund, which is in conjunction with your beauty brand, Rare Beauty. What is the impact that Rare Impact wants to make? Where does that. What's the focus?
Selena Gomez
Well, we actually have a goal of wanting to raise 100 million in 10 years for mental health and youth services. I have a lot of goals with this fund. Thank you. But so far, you know, we have hosted benefits and galas, but we are now global. So we're in Australia, Asia, India, Europe, uk, Canada, US and we have places around the world that we contribute and give as much of our attention and love as we can. And it's the best gift. It really is.
Stephen Colbert
And is it rareimpactfund.com thank you.org no rare impact fund.com rareimpactfund.com in case anybody wants to do that on Giving Tuesday.
Selena Gomez
Great.
Stephen Colbert
We have to take a quick break, but we're right back with more Selena Gomez, everybody. Hey, everybody. We're back with Selena Gomez recently announced Season 5 of Owen Lee Murders in the Building. Congratulations.
Selena Gomez
So excited.
Stephen Colbert
Did you have any idea? It's such a. It's kind of a crazy idea for a show. Did you have any idea there was going to be this big of a hit?
Selena Gomez
No, it's not because I didn't believe in it. I guess I don't think that way. And I, I was with these two legends.
Stephen Colbert
It was very intimidating last time you came with Steve and Marty, as I said before. And here's the three together. What is your favorite thing about hanging out with 70 year olds?
Selena Gomez
You know, they just don't care about the little things that maybe I do.
Stephen Colbert
Like what? What?
Selena Gomez
Overthinking, over analyzing. Being too looking for a deep thing in something that's very simple and I love that.
Stephen Colbert
So you're looking for meaning in the script and they're looking for one take.
Selena Gomez
Yeah, they're usually wanting the punchline. So it's wonderful though. I mean, they're truly gentlemen and I love that I can say they're some of my best friends.
Stephen Colbert
That is lovely. That is lovely. Now, now you are starring in Emilia Perez and won a best actress award at the Cannes festival along with your co stars together. For those who haven't seen it, we had Soy Zeldania on recently to talk about the movie. For those who haven't seen it, can you explain what the movie's about?
Selena Gomez
Not necessarily.
Stephen Colbert
That's what she said because.
Selena Gomez
Just because it's kind of the experience. I sound crazy. I don't know how to explain it. It's a musical, it's a thriller, it has a little bit of humor, it looks extraordinary. It's crazy. It's just a wonderful ride of these four women that are going through each different versions of their challenges.
Stephen Colbert
Well, the film is in Spanish.
Selena Gomez
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
And I understand you grew up when you were a little girl, you spoke Spanish at home. Do you still speak Spanish?
Selena Gomez
Not fluently. Because I got my first job at seven and I immediately, you know, was, you know, saying everything in English. So. But to reconnect to that has always been really important to me. I released an album, a whole album in Spanish. And you know, having the opportunity to do this was really special for me. So I love getting in touch with that side.
Stephen Colbert
Was it difficult?
Selena Gomez
No, it was not to act and like notice? No, it was really comfortable. Yeah, it felt really comfortable for me.
Stephen Colbert
You got your break on the Disney Channel's Wizards of Waverly place.
Selena Gomez
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
At 14. Is that when that was a big thing for you? Now there's a sequel series, the Wizards Beyond Waverly Place, which I understand was your idea.
Selena Gomez
Yes.
Stephen Colbert
Do you enjoy being a mentor to that New, young cast, a thousand percent.
Selena Gomez
In a way, that's what I wanted to do, you know, by creating a whole new series for a new generation that families and people could watch, that my sister who's 11, could watch. And I care. I know this industry is really tricky, so I care deeply. They all have my numbers. They're probably annoyed with me at this point by checking in.
Stephen Colbert
Well, it's nice that you care because as someone who was a child actress, what advice do you have for them to get through it? Apparently, I mean, everyone has their ups and downs, but you seem well adjusted.
Selena Gomez
Well, but I think, you know, for me, it's not necessarily advice. You're going to choose and make the choices you want to, to make, but everyone around you can tell you you're amazing. And if you keep believing all these false narratives, you're gonna believe them when they say negative things about you. So just trying to have a grasp on reality and stay grounded is really, really important. And I think that's all I can give them is that advice.
Stephen Colbert
Did you always have somebody who could tell you the truth?
Selena Gomez
Oh, yeah, that was my mom. Oh, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Wow. Wow.
Selena Gomez
She was very. She was. I wouldn't say she was strict. She was really fun, but she. No, she was strict.
Stephen Colbert
Well, Selena, lovely to see you again.
Selena Gomez
It was great to see you. Thank you for having me. Thank you guys so much.
Stephen Colbert
Thank you. Amelia Perez is on Netflix now. Selena Gomez, everybody. Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives. Paramount plus streams all the football you want. A football. We're talking NFL football, UEFA Champions League football, and Big Ten football. So stream your football on Paramount plus. Big Ten football available at the Paramount plus with Showtime plan only. A mountain of movies awaits on Paramount plus. That means a mountain of heart pounding action with blockbusters like Top Gun, Maverick and Transformers. Rise of the Beast, Let them come. A mountain of jump scares with thrillers like Scream 6 and A Quiet Place Part 2 and A Mountain of smiles with family favorites like sonic the Hedgehog 2. And if. What if I told you Imaginary friends are real. Discover something new every week. A mountain of movies awaits on Paramount now streaming.
Release Date: December 4, 2024
Host: Stephen Colbert
Guest: Selena Gomez
Podcast Description: The #1 show in late night delivered straight to your ears, every day. Featuring whip-smart writing, hilarious monologues, and revealing conversations with celebrity guests.
In this episode of The Late Show Pod Show, Stephen Colbert welcomes the multifaceted talent Selena Gomez. As a chart-topping musician, beauty entrepreneur, and acclaimed actress, Selena offers deep insights into her career, personal life, and philanthropic endeavors. The conversation provides fans and listeners with an intimate look into her journey and future projects.
Timestamp Highlights:
White House Holiday Decorations ([01:04] - [03:20]):
Colbert humorously critiques the Biden administration's holiday decorations, highlighting the "season of peace and light" theme. He jests about the unique room designs, such as the China Room's homage to carbohydrates, playfully mocking gluten-free trends.
"Sending the time-honored message, screw the gluten-free Joe's." – Stephen Colbert ([02:10])
Political Satire on President Biden ([03:20] - [05:50]):
Delving into President Biden's recent decisions, Colbert touches on the controversial pardon of Hunter Biden, speculating humorously about familial relationships and political fallout.
"It's gonna be hard for Jill to match that Christmas gift." – Stephen Colbert ([04:30])
Notre Dame Cathedral Reopening ([06:00] - [07:45]):
Highlighting the restoration and reopening of Notre Dame, Colbert marvels at the extensive repairs and the cathedral's sparkling new appearance, adding a touch of humor about the "hunchback's glow-up."
"She has really been gussied up." – Stephen Colbert ([06:30])
Donald Trump's Tariff Threats ([07:45] - [09:14]):
Colbert satirizes Trump's threats of imposing tariffs on Canada and Mexico, emphasizing the absurdity and potential economic repercussions for American consumers. He humorously warns about shortages of everyday items like avocados and pickup trucks.
"Without cucumbers? What's going to turn into liquids in the crisper drawer?" – Stephen Colbert ([08:20])
Notable Quotes:
"Tariffs are actually taxes on imported goods, which significantly increases consumer prices on nearly everything that isn't US made." – Stephen Colbert ([02:15])
"Most of the imported beer that Americans drink is brewed in Mexico. And Mexico manufactures 88% of the pickup trucks sold in America. No beer or pickup trucks? We're going to run out of country songs." – Stephen Colbert ([07:45])
Selena Gomez joins Colbert to discuss her expansive career, including her roles in "Wizards of Waverly Place," "Only Murders in the Building," and her latest film, "Emilia Perez." She reveals her excitement about winning a Best Actress award at the Cannes Festival and shares experiences from her diverse projects.
Notable Quotes:
"This has been a wonderful year and I'm very grateful." – Selena Gomez ([15:03])
"It's just a wonderful ride of these four women that are going through different versions of their challenges." – Selena Gomez ([20:16])
Colbert delves into Selena's personal life, highlighting her Thanksgiving celebration with boyfriend Benny Blanco, an accomplished cook. The discussion is light-hearted, focusing on their relationship dynamics and the support Benny provides.
Notable Quotes:
"I love him. He has a cookbook. He cooks every meal. It's fantastic." – Selena Gomez ([16:41])
"I do love him." – Selena Gomez ([16:44])
Selena passionately discusses her philanthropic initiative, the Rare Impact Fund, aimed at raising $100 million over ten years to support mental health and youth services globally. She emphasizes the fund's global reach and the importance of making a tangible impact.
Notable Quotes:
"We actually have a goal of wanting to raise 100 million in 10 years for mental health and youth services." – Selena Gomez ([17:26])
"We are in Australia, Asia, India, Europe, UK, Canada, US and we have places around the world that we contribute and give as much of our attention and love as we can." – Selena Gomez ([17:30])
Reflecting on her experience as a child actress, Selena offers heartfelt advice to the new generation of actors in the upcoming sequel series "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place." She stresses the importance of staying grounded and maintaining a realistic perspective amidst the pressures of the entertainment industry.
Notable Quotes:
"Just trying to have a grasp on reality and stay grounded is really, really important." – Selena Gomez ([22:18])
"She was very... she was strict." – Selena Gomez ([22:50])
The episode wraps up with Colbert and Gomez sharing warm goodbyes, highlighting Selena's ongoing projects and her positive outlook. Listeners are left with an inspiring view of Selena Gomez's dedication to her craft, her philanthropic efforts, and her balanced approach to fame and personal relationships.
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This detailed summary encapsulates the pivotal moments and discussions from the episode, providing both entertainment and insightful perspectives shared by Stephen Colbert and Selena Gomez.