Stephen Presents: George Clooney

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert – “Stephen Presents: George Clooney”

Date: April 28, 2026
Guest: George Clooney

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Late Show Pod Show is a throwback to Stephen Colbert’s very first Late Show interview with George Clooney. Airing during the show’s final hiatus, the episode takes a nostalgic look back at the nerves, chaos, and camaraderie of that inaugural night. With characteristic wit and warmth, Colbert and his team reminisce about both the technical drama behind the scenes and the good-humored, revealing conversation with Clooney, who joined the first show without any project to promote.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pre-Show Reflections and Anecdotes

(02:11 – 11:11)

• Colbert and team’s mood as the show nears its ending:
  • Reflect on how the physical feeling of the show hasn’t changed, emphasizing the daily grind and the need to “run through the tape every day.”
  • “Every show is just as hard as the last show or just as fun...it doesn’t feel like the show is ending.” (Stephen Colbert, 02:36)
• Nostalgia and summer energy:
  • Casual banter about the team’s softball win against John Oliver’s crew, evoking a sense of camaraderie and normalcy even amidst transition.
• Selecting George Clooney as the first guest:
  • Steven quizzes Stephen; the first-ever interview was Clooney, who shared the slot with Jeb Bush.

2. Behind-the-Scenes Story: The First Night’s Technical Crisis

(04:43 – 11:02)

• Unique approach to the Late Show’s monologue:
  • Colbert shares how he initially resisted the traditional monologue format, wanting instead “to do something totally different.”
  • Jon Stewart’s warning: “You’re gonna change a 70-year tradition and not do a monologue?” (Stephen Colbert recalling Stewart, 05:29)
  • Eventually, Colbert comes to love the monologue: “It turned out to be right...it’s a ton of fun.” (Stephen Colbert, 05:36)
• Near disaster minutes before broadcast:
  • The show couldn’t “feed” to the network; critical act failed to export from the editing system (“Avid”), putting the premiere in jeopardy.
  • “All I can think of is, this is gonna be the shortest late night career anyone’s ever had. I got to be canceled without ever broadcasting a show.” (Stephen Colbert, 08:14)
  • Jason Baker (editor) ultimately cues up a direct cut from his machine to nationwide air, sparking one of the show’s legendary phrases:
    • “Hey man, I’m gonna push the button, it’s gonna end up on the tv.” (Stephen Colbert, 10:45)
• Celebration and relief:
  • Colbert and team anxiously watch the broadcast in a nearby office, passing around bourbon, erupting in celebration when the technical hurdle is cleared.

3. The George Clooney Interview – Warmth, Wit, and Playfulness

(11:11 – 20:15)

• Why Clooney?
  • “You don’t actually have a project to push or anything. You’re just here because you’re a nice guy.” (Interviewer to George Clooney, 12:24)
  • Clooney’s self-deprecating humor: “I have nothing to push. I’m just here to see you.” (George Clooney, 12:26)
• Celebrity persona and passion for activism:
  • Colbert needles Clooney about his activism for Darfur, complimenting him for caring about more than himself.
  • Clooney credits New York Times columnist Nick Kristof’s reporting for inspiring his involvement:
    • “I thought it wasn’t getting enough play for a genocide...my feeling was I can bring attention and make it louder.” (George Clooney, 13:40)
• Marriage to Amal Clooney – Flipping Bragging Rights:
  • Playful discussion about being “arm candy” to his accomplished wife, Amal:
    • “She must just say, like, ‘We’re going to meet some extremely intelligent people tonight. These are not show folk.’” (Interviewer, 14:36)
    • Clooney jokes his job is to be “shiny and pretty.” (George Clooney, 14:49)
• Gift Exchange – Typical Colbert Humor:
  • Colbert offers Clooney a Tiffany’s paperweight engraved, “I don’t know you,” poking fun at celebrity interview conventions.
    • “It’s a paperweight. That’s just to remind you that we don’t know each other.” (Interviewer, 16:03)
• Meta TV Parody – Fake Movie Pitch:
  • The hosts improvise a pitch for a non-existent action movie starring Clooney as Secretary General of the UN (“Decision Strike”).
  • Over-the-top “clips,” including Clooney diffusing a nuclear bomb and a “romantic” scene, lampoon the typical late night talk show promo format.
    • “Is any of that CGI or did you do your own sex in the movie?” (Interviewer, 18:47)
    • “I did my own sex. In fact, I do all of my own stunts. I think the audience deserves it.” (George Clooney, 18:51)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the stresses of launching a show:
  • “Somebody get me Les Moonves’s number, because I gotta tell him that there may not be a show tonight.” (Stephen Colbert, 08:04)
• Show’s folklore created out of crisis:
  • “Hey, man. I’m gonna push the button, it’s gonna end up on the tv.” (Stephen Colbert, 10:45)
• On activism and using fame for good:
  • “Since I don’t…I’m not responsible for making policy…my feeling was I can bring attention and make it louder.” (George Clooney, 13:40)
• On his marriage and being ‘arm candy’:
  • “Shiny and pretty. Yeah, that’s mostly what I do.” (George Clooney, 14:49)
• Colbert’s joke gift:
  • “[It’s] a paperweight…to remind you that we don’t know each other.” (Interviewer, 16:03)
• On Clooney’s (fictional) action film credentials:
  • “I did my own sex. In fact, I do all of my own stunts. I think the audience deserves it.” (George Clooney, 18:51)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:36 – Colbert reflects on the effort of every show
• 04:43 – 11:02 – The drama of the inaugural show’s technical meltdown
• 11:11 – Introduction of George Clooney as first guest
• 12:24–14:26 – Clooney’s humanitarian activism and Darfur
• 14:29–15:14 – Lighthearted discussion of Clooney being “arm candy” and his marriage
• 16:03 – Colbert’s joking Tiffany’s paperweight gift
• 16:57–19:50 – Play-acted promo for a fake Clooney blockbuster, culminating in running gags about action and romance scenes

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Tone and Language

The episode is marked by Stephen Colbert’s signature blend of sincerity, sharp wit, and playful irreverence. The banter with Clooney is relaxed and comedic, with self-aware nods to late-night traditions, the artifice of celebrity interviews, and backstage anxieties. Clooney matches Colbert’s tone, offering dry humor and self-mockery without overshadowing the genuine moments of reflection.

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This summary captures the full flavor and important moments of “Stephen Presents: George Clooney” for listeners seeking both nostalgia and a peek backstage at one of late night’s modern milestones.

Transcript

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[Stephen Colbert]

Hi, Becca.

[Steven]

Hi, Steven. How's it going?

[Stephen Colbert]

It's going pretty well. This is our podcast intros for our last break before the end of the Late show. Yeah, this is it.

[Steven]

This is the last, Stephen.

[Stephen Colbert]

The final hiatus.

[Steven]

Yeah, yeah, it is. It is.

[Stephen Colbert]

After this, every break I have is semi permanent.

[Steven]

We're not talking about the end. Cause here it might be the last podcast, but I still got another five weeks of hanging out with you. You know, another month of hanging out. So we're not saying goodbye.

[Stephen Colbert]

And the thing is about. People go, like, what's it like? You know, the end of the show? And I go, well, it's. Every show is just as hard as the last show or just as fun, you know, like, it's not to put it. You know, not to put it on the downside. And so it doesn't. Physically, it doesn't feel like the show is ending.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Stephen Colbert]

Because you gotta run through the tape every day.

[Steven]

Well, also, we've done, what, 1700 of these at this point.

[Stephen Colbert]

At the end, it'll. 1810.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Stephen Colbert]

Is the total number.

[Steven]

Feels like a normal day because we're doing what we always do, which is

[Stephen Colbert]

a show that day, engaging in recreational exhaustion.

[Steven]

Something happened the other day where it hit 80 for the first time and everyone kind of had a senioritis. It's almost summertime.

[Stephen Colbert]

Oh, you mean 80 degrees.

[Steven]

Yeah, yeah, it was almost 80 degrees. And there was just a vibe of like, oh, it's summer. This is an exciting time.

[Interviewer]

Yes.

[Steven]

But then also, oh, it's summer. And we all know what happens this summer, you know, so it was. Emotions were high yesterday, but nice. And we got. We won the softball game. Can we get a whoop, whoop?

[Stephen Colbert]

You beat John Oliver last week tonight.

[Steven]

Yes, we did.

[Stephen Colbert]

Was Oliver there?

[Steven]

He was not there. He was not there.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay, well, I feel better about not showing up.

[Steven]

Oh, no, it was busy. You were partying all night with Billy Crystal at the show. You know, the crew barely made it to the game.

[Stephen Colbert]

Oh, God, that's right.

[Steven]

We went kind of.

[Stephen Colbert]

I was sitting there while Billy was telling the stories, and I thought, well, I mean, what. What is this hurting? And then I forgot that there was a baseball game.

[Steven]

First game of the year. We got a game every week, so we'll see out there.

[Commercial Narrator]

One and O.

[Steven]

This is just a fun thing we do at the Late Show. Me and Steven doing these podcast intros. And I'm going to hit you now because we got. We got to enjoy every minute.

[Stephen Colbert]

Very little time and a lot to get done here. Yes.

[Steven]

Okay. Guess the guest.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay, great.

[Steven]

This night's podcast is the first guest of the Late Show.

[Stephen Colbert]

Clooney.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Commercial Narrator]

Wow.

[Steven]

Yeah. Yeah. I want to talk about the first episode.

[Stephen Colbert]

Sure. Oh, come on, let's do it.

[Steven]

And the guests, George and Jeb.

[Stephen Colbert]

Jeb.

[Interviewer]

Jeb.

[Steven]

Jeb.

[George Clooney]

Yep.

[Stephen Colbert]

Jeb Bush.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Stephen Colbert]

Remember, he Was gonna be president.

[Steven]

Yeah. Crazy, crazy, crazy time. Yeah. I recently rewatched the first episode.

[Commercial Narrator]

Wow.

[Steven]

Crazy time. So I wasn't here.

[Interviewer]

I watched.

[Stephen Colbert]

I watched the. That whole. That first act about. Or was it the second act about? It was largely about Donald Trump. It was about that the news could not fight the temptation to talk about Donald Trump, and I was criticizing them. But then in the course of actually doing the act, I can't fight the temptation to talk about him either.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Stephen Colbert]

And I'm likening him to garbage food Oreos. Well, yeah, in this case, it was sucking down a sleeve of Oreos and I ended up just dumping it on my face afterwards. Yeah. And it all worked. It all made sense. You know, it still makes sense, but it really made sense for the time.

[Steven]

It's really timeless.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay, so what, you were not here for it. Would you want to know something about it?

[Steven]

I mean. Yeah, I guess. What did you wake up that day thinking? First day of the Late Show?

[Stephen Colbert]

Well, I mean, we were comedically, we were loaded for bear because we weren't like daily topical at the time because we weren't doing a true monologue. I was trying not to do a monologue because I thought, well, like, everybody has a monologue. I don't want to do a monologue. Jon Stewart, like, literally right before the first show, he goes, wait, you're not doing a monologue? I said, no, I want to do something totally different. He goes, you're gonna change like a 70 year tradition and not do a monologue? Yeah, I just want to do something that's different. He goes, okay, you might enjoy the monologue. I'm like, I'm not a stand up. I don't think that's a thing for me. And he's like, okay, well, this is your opportunity to. And it turned out to be right that I ended up loving the monologue. It's a ton of fun. So there was no monologue. So we had everything kind of ready to. Ready to rock for that night. I was much more curious about, like, what's. What was Jeb gonna be like? Or I knew the Clooney would be fine, but. And come on. Yeah. And what I was not prepared for was the fact that the show would not feed to the network and what that means for people who don't know, that means we have it in the avid. These computers here where everything gets edited on these avid computers. The program is called avid. And we were all. At the time. And then Jason Baker, who was editing one of the act. I forgot which Act. It was. It wouldn't export. It was the first act. It was the very first act. It would not export to a file that could then be sent to master control at the network where other things happen to it. There's some sort of QC quality control happens or something like that, or, I don't know, they put the bug in the corner that says like PG 13 or whatever. I don't know. And then it goes out to the world. It wouldn't export.

[Steven]

Oh, my gosh.

[Stephen Colbert]

And I am like, contractually, I was executive in charge of production. You know, we didn't have a showrunner. It was me. And while there was a network liaison, I just directly dealt with the network at the time. I don't recommend that. And it was, I remember it was like 11:15. And we go on 11:35. And my whole family, like, I'm one of many, many children, brothers and sisters, but everybody's at this party. Yeah. And all my friends, opening party, opening night. I didn't ever go because I can't leave the building until I know that this show is going to be on the air. Because it would crash. They would play it and one minute and like 19 seconds into the monologue, it would crash every time. And they can't figure out what's wrong. And they can't figure out what's wrong because you feed it live like you feed it as you play it. And I finally, 11:15, I went, wow, somebody's got a dollar network. And I went, oh, wait, I'm executive in charge of production. And I said out loud, somebody get me Les Moonves number. Because I gotta tell him that there may not be a show tonight.

[Steven]

Oh my God.

[Stephen Colbert]

And all I can think of is this is gonna be the shortest late night career anyone's ever had. I got to be canceled without ever broadcasting a show is what I thought.

[Steven]

Oh, my God.

[Stephen Colbert]

And I think that was actually not a crazy little pot of fear to sit in at that moment. And Jason kept on saying, guys, I'm gonna hit this. We've got to feed it directly from this computer. We can't go to master control. It has to go directly from this computer to the satellite feed. And that's gonna go out to the world. He goes, I'm push this button pointing at his keyboard. I'm gonna push that button and it's gonna show up on TVs all over America. And I'm like, you don't know that. You can't prove that that's gonna happen. And Eric Ackerblom who is one of our technical directors here. He. I don't know what his actual title is. Please forgive me, Eric. And he came up to me and put his hands on my shoulders and was like, hey, man, we're gonna figure it out. And I said, Eric, it's 11:22. But he was telling me, like, don't call less. He was saying, don't call less. We're gonna figure it out. And that was 13 minutes before it would go in the air. And so we eventually gave up. Like, we didn't figure it out. We gave up. And we believed in Jason Baker, who we call the bakeshop, his editing room. So we believed in the bakeshop, but we didn't know if it was gonna work. Cause of course it was gonna play on his computer. That's where he edited it. So we had to get to a tv. There wasn't time. By the time we made the decision, there was not time to get in the elevator to go to my office to watch. We had to go down the hallway here on this floor.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Stephen Colbert]

And I kicked off, opened the door to one of the accountant's offices. Because it was locked. I kicked.

[Steven]

Sarah Molinari was the accountant at that time.

[Stephen Colbert]

I kicked open the door. And we went in there and we had a big bottle of Old Forester bourbon. And we were passing around this bottle, waiting for it to happen. And then the moment we get to where it crashed, it didn't crash. And we have a photo of Jason Baker standing up with one fist in the air. And he's got this great rock and roll hair. One fist in the air, and he

[Interviewer]

goes, deal with it.

[Stephen Colbert]

So that's all I remember from that first night. In retrospect, I should have had, like. I should have had, like, a Rick roll ready to go. If we actually. We would just drop that in there. Yeah.

[Steven]

But that's. That gave birth to one of my favorite late show sayings, which is, I'm going to press the button. It's going to go on the tv.

[Stephen Colbert]

Right? That's where that came from.

[Steven]

That's where that came from.

[Stephen Colbert]

Hey, man, I'm gonna push the button. It's gonna end up on the tv

[Steven]

whenever anyone's like, how are we gonna fill out this all on the show tonight? Or like, oh, this edit's gonna be a bear. Or like, oh, we're still rewriting, and it's 6pm Everyone just says, you're gonna push a button and it's gonna go on the tv and it's all gonna be okay.

[Stephen Colbert]

And that's the moment it came from.

[Steven]

Yeah. All right. Well, this is the first interview on the Late Show. Please enjoy.

[Interviewer]

Jon b. Welcome back, everybody. You know, speaking of maintaining one's humanity, my first guest is an Oscar winning actor, screenwriter, producer, director and activist. Please welcome Mr. George Clooney. Thank you.

[George Clooney]

Wow.

[Interviewer]

Thank you so much.

[Steven]

Thank you.

[Interviewer]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here on such a big night.

[George Clooney]

Big night, big show.

[Interviewer]

Really grateful that you could be here.

[George Clooney]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Couldn't have worn a tie.

[Stephen Colbert]

You feel bad about that?

[Interviewer]

Where can we lean in here?

[George Clooney]

Yeah. You got a little cookie? Little cookie.

[Interviewer]

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Usually have to pay someone a fair amount of money to do that.

[George Clooney]

Thank you, George. And I'm not cheap.

[Interviewer]

No, thank you. Thanks for being here. And thank you for coming dressed up

[Stephen Colbert]

as your evil twin.

[George Clooney]

Yeah, exactly. That's my move.

[Interviewer]

Oh, yes. I'm George Clooney. Of course I am. Shoot him. Not me. I'm particularly grateful that you're here because you don't actually have a project to push or anything.

[George Clooney]

I have nothing to push.

[Interviewer]

You're just here because you're a nice guy.

[George Clooney]

I'm just here to see you.

[Stephen Colbert]

Well, thank you very much.

[George Clooney]

And I think that's what everybody else is.

[Interviewer]

That's true.

[Steven]

Thank you very much.

[Interviewer]

That's nice. Thank you very much. He's the guest. He's the guest, not me. Let's talk about you for a second, please. That's called a clock goblin. That's called a clock goblin. No, I like it. What is it exactly? All right, well, listen, there's always. The nice thing about you is there's always something to talk about, even if you don't have a project.

[George Clooney]

And we have time for one more question.

[Interviewer]

We might. We might warn the affiliates we might be going long tonight. There's always something to talk about with you because you're one of those rare famous people who cares about something other than himself. How did that.

[George Clooney]

That's not true. Really?

[Steven]

No.

[Interviewer]

No. You really care about yourself.

[George Clooney]

I care about me. Me, me, me.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay.

[George Clooney]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

So tell me how you're working to help people, say, in Darfur, because you were the guy who I first found about Darfur from. You know, how did that come about? How did somebody who's in a business where generally when the camera's not on, you're looking for your reflection on a shiny surface.

[George Clooney]

That's a.

[Interviewer]

Why do you care about something going on in another country that doesn't pay for moves?

[George Clooney]

Well, they Pay. It's just very, very little. And the films are translated terribly. You know, I was. I found out. I was reading Nick Kristof articles in the New York Times, and I. This was in 2005, I think, and they were talking about a genocide at the time going on in Darfur. And I thought it wasn't getting enough play for a genocide. That should get a lot of airtime, I thought. And since I don't. I'm not responsible for making policy or anything. You've got Jeb Bush. He can talk. Talk about that later. But my feeling was I can bring attention and make it louder. And so that was a lot of our. There was a lot of youth groups and a lot of church groups and people. Everybody was really trying to put it on the map because we were worried about it. And it was a very hard thing to put on the map and keep on the map.

[Interviewer]

Now can I talk about your wife, Amal?

[George Clooney]

Sure, yeah.

[Interviewer]

What is it like to be the arm candy in a relationship? Because she's the very serious person.

[George Clooney]

Yes.

[Interviewer]

You. She must just say, like, we're going to meet some extremely intelligent people tonight. These are. These are not show folk.

[George Clooney]

Please don't talk more of this, less of that.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, exactly.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay.

[Interviewer]

Just be shiny. Okay.

[George Clooney]

Shiny and pretty.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[George Clooney]

Yeah. That's mostly what I do.

[Interviewer]

And congratulations. Congratulations on getting married last year.

[George Clooney]

Thank you.

[Interviewer]

It hasn't been quite. Not quite a year. Not quite a year. Not quite a year.

[George Clooney]

They said it wouldn't last.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, I didn't. I knew it would.

[Stephen Colbert]

I knew it would last.

[Interviewer]

Is it going well?

[George Clooney]

It's going really well.

[Interviewer]

I knew that would happen.

[George Clooney]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Now, my understanding is that within one year of someone getting married, you can still give them a wedding present.

[George Clooney]

Yes, that's right.

[Interviewer]

Okay. And so I got you.

[Stephen Colbert]

I got you something. Here.

[Interviewer]

I got you something.

[Stephen Colbert]

And.

[George Clooney]

Oh, it's a Tiffany bow.

[Interviewer]

Thank you. Yeah. I wasn't invited to the wedding.

[George Clooney]

No.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. We don't know each other.

[George Clooney]

Not for you to come to the wedding.

[Interviewer]

I don't know.

[Stephen Colbert]

I just met you tonight.

[George Clooney]

It would have been really odd, actually.

[Interviewer]

So I don't think. I know. I don't know you, but I just think. Wanted to give you something and so.

[George Clooney]

Well, thank you.

[Interviewer]

And you can share that with your wife.

[George Clooney]

Can I open it now?

[Interviewer]

Yeah, go ahead. Please.

[Stephen Colbert]

Please do.

[George Clooney]

Is it. Wow, It's. Yeah, it is really a Tiffany.

[Interviewer]

Come on, I'm on network now, man.

[Stephen Colbert]

Of course it's going to be Tiffany.

[George Clooney]

This isn't Comedy Central.

[Interviewer]

Swag. It's engraved.

[George Clooney]

It's engraved.

[Interviewer]

What does it say?

[George Clooney]

It says, I don't know you.

[Interviewer]

All right. All right.

[George Clooney]

And I believe it's a paperweight.

[Interviewer]

It's a paperweight. Exactly. And that's. That's just to remind you that we don't know each other.

[George Clooney]

We don't know each other.

[Interviewer]

Very grateful that you came on.

[George Clooney]

Right.

[Interviewer]

And I don't want to be that celebrity thing where we pretend we know each other.

[George Clooney]

No, no, no. We don't know each other.

[Interviewer]

You can pass that on to another celebrity who you don't know, but have to pretend that you do know them.

[George Clooney]

Oh, okay.

[Interviewer]

It's a reminder that we don't actually know each other.

[Stephen Colbert]

Perfect.

[Interviewer]

And such an honor to have you here because, again, you don't have anything to push.

[George Clooney]

Well, no, I. You know, it's easier to come on these shows when you do have.

[Interviewer]

Really? Could it be easier if you have a project to push?

[Stephen Colbert]

Sure.

[George Clooney]

It depends on the project. Obviously, you want something that you could

[Interviewer]

talk about, but obviously we would always have something to talk about because we're famous.

[Commercial Narrator]

Right.

[Interviewer]

We could pretend that you have a movie right now.

[George Clooney]

Okay.

[Steven]

Yeah, Good. Okay.

[Stephen Colbert]

All right.

[Interviewer]

Let's say it's some sort of like an action thriller, Something like that.

[George Clooney]

Okay.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay.

[George Clooney]

All right.

[Interviewer]

Call it a decision strike.

[Stephen Colbert]

How about that?

[Interviewer]

Okay. You play tough, no nonsense. Secretary General of the UN how about that?

[George Clooney]

Okay.

[Interviewer]

Okay. All right. All right.

[George Clooney]

Okay. The whole world is on the brink of destruction and. And my character's the only one that could stop it.

[Stephen Colbert]

All right. That sounds exciting.

[Interviewer]

That sounds exciting.

[George Clooney]

I like it.

[Interviewer]

I think we have a clip.

[Stephen Colbert]

Jim, really.

[Commercial Narrator]

Not now.

[George Clooney]

Damn it.

[Interviewer]

I'm defusing a nuclear bomb. Wow. That's amazing. That's powerful, George. I gotta say. I gotta say, George, for a non existent movie, that's powerful stuff.

[Stephen Colbert]

Thank you.

[George Clooney]

Well, you know, it's all. It mostly was the. The direction, though, really.

[Interviewer]

Who's the. Who's the director?

[George Clooney]

I was, and I wrote it.

[Interviewer]

And Triple Threat.

[Stephen Colbert]

Okay.

[Interviewer]

Now, is this movie. Is this movie all action or is there any romance in it?

[George Clooney]

No, there's plenty of romance. I think we have a clip. Not now.

[Interviewer]

I'm making love to a woman.

[Commercial Narrator]

It's very romantic. Come on.

[Interviewer]

Wow, that's pretty. Yeah, that was pretty. That was pretty hot stuff, George.

[George Clooney]

Well, sex sells, Stephen. Sex sells.

[Interviewer]

Now, is any of that cgi or did you do your own sex in the movie?

[George Clooney]

I did my own sex. I did my own sex. In fact, I do all of my own stunts. I think the audience deserves it.

[Stephen Colbert]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Okay, well, let's take a look. I can't talk right now. I forgot we're on an airplane this whole time and I got sucked out the door. Must get these launch codes into the bird's beak to the girl that I had sex with earlier so she could make the decision. Chad.

[Steven]

Whoa.

[Interviewer]

Wow. That's amazing, George. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Incredible. Please, Please do not tell me what happens next.

[George Clooney]

I won't because the movie does not exist.

[Interviewer]

And the sex scenes.

[George Clooney]

No, those happen.

[Interviewer]

Okay, well, George, I want to sincerely thank you for being my first guest. That's one down. And please come back many, many times. Congratulations. Thank you very much. Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to the late show, you YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives.

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[Interviewer]

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