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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Good.
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Stephen Colbert
Welcome one and all in here out there, Mr. And Mrs. America and all the ships at sea. Welcome to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, folks, you might be feeling. You guys might be feeling this. No, lately it feels like the stars blindly run and we are careening into a meaningless void.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Oh, yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Well, if you feel. Here's the thing. According to the New York Times, we now know why. Because your zodiac sign is 2000 years out of date. 2000 years off. No wonder today's horoscope said I should clear my house of clutter and embrace Emperor Tiberius. Conquest of Dalmatia. Here's the thing. Because the earth, you know, as it goes around it wobbles on its axis. As it goes around the sun, the position of the stars in the sky change, you know, once every 70 years by one degree. So that adds up. After 2,000 years, everyone's star signs have changed by a month. I thought I was a Taurus. Turns out I'm a Gemini. That changes everything. It's like, you know what now? I mean, now what. What do I do now? How do I, how do I live my life? It's like thinking you were a Charlotte and then finding out you're a Hufflepuff. It makes no sense. Today. I gotta say this. Today, Donald Trump's horoscope should have warned him he'd have a surprise run in with a long lost pervert. Because the story of his disturbing friendship with Jeffrey Epstein keeps getting more. Earlier this summer, the Wall Street Journal reported that back in 2003, Trump contributed to a book for Epstein's 50th birthday and the letter he wrote was a Picasso of purvitude. According to the Journal's reporting, his note was framed by a hand drawn outline of a naked woman and featured what appeared to be the future president's signature as a squiggly Donald below her waist, mimicking pubic hair. But wait, there's more. The note read in part. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. Trump denied everything and sued the Wall street journal for $20 billion. Calling the letter. Calling the letter. You guys were a little late now. Calling the letter non existent. Turns out existent because yesterday the House Oversight Committee released it and whoops, a pubie. That sure as hell looks legit. It's directly from the Jeffrey Epstein estate. It's exactly what the Wall Street Journal reported. And the signature identically matches a bunch of ones from the same era. And you know what they say you if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, that duck should not be allowed within 300 yards of a school. Despite this evidence, despite all this evidence, Trump's allies are pretending that there's no evidence. Here's Speaker Mike Johnson today.
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Mr. Speaker, do you think the Trump birthday note to Epstein is real?
Stephen Colbert
I don't. They say it's not. I don't. I don't think it's real. They say it's not. While I have you, have you seen the President's new clothes? He's hired the finest tailor in all the kingdom. Now he has gorgeous robes, gorgeous robes that we can all clearly see. Although I don't know why he pinned that dead baby squirrel to the crotch. While Johnson is arguing a powerful nuh, other Republicans have a more sinister theory. Here's Tim Burchett. I mean, anybody can do a signature. We've seen the auto pin has been used quite a bit with the Biden administration. So you think really, someone might have just forged this somehow and sent this to the app somehow? It's so easy to do. Yes, it's so Easy to do. I mean, that might look like Trump's signature, but we all know what really happened. Follow me down the truth hole. The year is 2003, and everyone agrees. Stacy's mom has got it going. On the 50th birthday party of renowned financier Jeffrey Epstein. Suddenly, a time traveling Joe Biden bursts into the room. He's there to sabotage apprentice host Donald Trump by forging his signature in a birthday book that will be discovered in 22 years. As Joe sets up his notorious auto pen, he hesitates. Maybe this is wrong. We can't really frame America's greatest future president, can we? The answer comes from an obscure Illinois politician who utters three words that will change history forever. Uh, yes, we can. And no. Look, look, folks. No look. Come on. No. Look, look, Joe, when you're done, let's make me a fake birth certificate. Now, to be fair, not all Republicans are saying this is a pervy note, you know, that happens to just be fake. Some simply say they hadn't seen the note, including Reps. Tom Tiffany, Paul Gosar, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Senate Majority Leader John Thune, as well as Representative Jim Jordan, who said, I haven't seen it.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Don't buy it.
Stephen Colbert
And if Jim Jordan didn't see it, it didn't happen. Especially. Especially not in the showers at Ohio State. Google it. Google. But the most pathetic denial of all came from second first son Eric Trump. I can tell you my father does not sketch out cartoon drawings. He certainly my dad. My dad certainly did not write birthday cards. My dad doesn't even remember birthdays. What he does is he goes out of town on a business trip, and when he comes back, he brings you a present. A new mommy. Okay. You good? Good. For time. We got to see Trump's letter because the House Oversight Committee put out the whole 200 page birthday book. Compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell, it is a collection of flattering and celebratory letters, often highly sexualized from people who knew Epstein, also known in legal circles. As evidence, Trump's letter wasn't the only incriminating thing about him in the book. There was also a letter from a longtime Mar A Lago member, which featured a photo of Epstein holding a novelty check, which had been mocked up to appear that it was sent from Trump, along with a note claiming that Epstein sold Trump a woman for $22,500. Okay, okay. Probably a joke, but when people who know you personally make an inside joke about sex crimes, it's not great. It's like starting a best man speech with. I've been friends with Theodore for years. Or as I call him, bestiality Ted. The book is split into sections, including family, Brooklyn, girlfriends, children, friends, science, girl friends, special assistants, and business. Not the point, but that is a crazy way to organize a book. This cookbook is split into appetizers, colors, main courses, shirts. I own desserts for two top 10 lawnmowers and women Jeffrey Epstein sold to Donald Trump. Also in the book, Epstein's birth certificate, photos from his childhood to adulthood, photos of women in bikinis, and a chocolate chip cookie recipe. That means at least once over the past 20 years, this interaction has taken place. Wow, these cookies are really good. Where'd you get this recipe? Don't worry about it. Seriously, stop asking questions about the cookies. This book is everything you think. For some reason, there's a page in which a woman apparently dipped her breast in paint and smooshed it against the paper in honor of Epstein's, quote, 50th barf day. But when you're looking through this book, every day is barf day. Now, now, Trump's friends aren't all dead pedophiles. He also has six close pals on the Supreme Court. And yesterday, they were at it again. In a courageously unsigned order. The court is letting ICE agents target people for deportation based on their race or language. What the hell? Wait, are they saying they can arrest you for speaking Spanish? That's going to ruin karaoke night. All right, ma', am, step away from the mic. You're being detained for aggravated La Bamba with intent to despacito. My guest tonight, Justice Sonia Sotomayor. The court's the court's first Hispanic member issued a blistering dissent, writing the administration has, quote, all but declared that all Latinos, US Citizens or not, are fair game to be said. Yes, any Latino could be deported at any moment, though I think it might be hard for them to find the most famously elusive Latina of Carmen Sandiego. Now, this is a big and troubling story, and a really great show would follow this up with a conversation with Supreme Court Justice Soni Sotomayor. And we got a really great show for you tonight.
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Stephen Colbert
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Yeah, finance.
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Stephen Colbert
Ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight is an author and brilliant legal mind who made history as the first Latina justice of the U.S. supreme Court. Please welcome to the Ed Sullivan Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
That's nice.
Stephen Colbert
Thank you for being here. Y.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
My friend.
Stephen Colbert
Yes.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
I was really heartbroken to learn that your job doesn't come with lifetime tenure like mine does.
Stephen Colbert
Are there any openings in your work? Because I'm looking for a gig in June.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
All right.
Stephen Colbert
I'm so glad you're here. I really enjoy talking to you. Sometimes the universe conspires to bring us the perfect guest at the perfect moment. And you are the perfect guest tonight. We'll get to that in a minute. We'll get to that in a minute.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
All right.
Stephen Colbert
Did you see any of the monologue I did? Okay.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
All right.
Stephen Colbert
You don't have to issue an opinion from the bench right now. Lots to talk about. First, I want to talk about. You've issued another beautiful book inspired by your late mother. It's called Just Shine. One of the things that I understand from the story is that you say that she says, you don't know what's going on with somebody else. You may disagree with them.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
You have to ask them. Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
Does that come in handy at your job?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Oh, a lot. But she showed me something else, which is you can't really judge people by their opinions because you may differ in them. You may not like what people do. One of my favorite stories, she had a friend who talked nonstop. How many of you have those kinds of friends? I bet a lot of you. Okay. They walk in, they never stop talking. My brother and I would scurry out of the room as fast as we could. My brother would probably go out to play basketball. I would go hide in my room and read. My mother would sit there and just listen. And one day, after this woman had left, I looked at her and said, how do you have that patience? And she said, sonia, it can be frustrating at moments, but I always remember that she really has such a wonderful heart. When I've been sick, she comes over and she's the first one to bring me food if I'm stuck not having a ride somewhere. She didn't drive at the time. I call her up and she offers before I say anything. Not everybody does that. She taught me to look for the best in people. That was the lesson that moment gave me. And it's what I look for in my colleagues. You know, I don't agree with them much, at least not with the majority. And they can be really frustrating. And there are moments when I want to scurry out of the room, but I don't. And what I look for to maintain our collegiality is the good in them. Because my mother was right. There's good in almost everyone. I say almost everyone because I was a prosecutor, and there are some evil people.
Stephen Colbert
Well, let's talk about some of the things that might frustrate you at work. Let's talk about the shadow docket. Let's talk about the shadow docket, the emergency docket that requires no written opinion or justification.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
First of all. Huh?
Stephen Colbert
And second, what. How does that work? Why does that even exist?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Well, let's start with your working premise. There is nothing that requires us to issue an opinion at all.
Stephen Colbert
You can just say, this is the decision. We're not going to explain ourselves.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Exactly. But that's of any court. Right? All right. What has created the expectation of a writing is tradition, and it's something more powerful than that, which is that people will respect the court only if they understand why we're ruling. You know, we don't have the power of the purse, so we can't threaten people with money. We don't have an army, so we can't use force. What do we have? The power of persuasion. And so we write in the hopes of convincing all of you, the public, that there's a reason for why we're ruling the way we are. And if our reasons don't withstand the test of time, then people are going to no longer respect the court.
Stephen Colbert
Or if there's no rationale given, if you give a compelling rationale, and I understand that, and then my argument doesn't hold up in front of it. If you don't do that at all, it's just Ruling by fiat.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
It feels right. Yes and no. Because there's where you have to understand what the emergency docket is.
Stephen Colbert
I don't have to because I'm not a lawyer. Right?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
That's true. That's true. Then I'll try to explain it. Go ahead. Yes. As you know, I love teaching, so it's okay. The emergency docket is a motion by a party that's out of the ordinary course of litigation. The ordinary course of litigation is you go to the district court, the trial level, you win or lose, you don't like what happened, you appeal to the court of appeals. Once that case is finished and the court of appeal rules finally on the case, then you can appeal to the Supreme Court and say, I'll hear. Will you hear this case? Those guys below got it wrong. Or one of them got it wrong. Whatever. That's the normal course of litigation. An emergency docket issue arises because that normal process is being truncated at some point in the process. And usually in the emergency docket, it's at the very beginning of cases, it's at the very start of the case. And so the question becomes, do we arrest something? Do we stop something that's happening at that moment, or not now? Most of the time when we do that, it doesn't mean the case has ended. The case is going to continue. When it goes back down below, and it is possible when it goes down below that, more evidence, different evidence, better arguments are raised, and the case will come out exactly the same way or in a different way, but the case will still go on. And at the end of the case, you'll come back to the court. So the emergency docket is just sort of a way station in that process. It's not the final end of the case. Something can change. Now, practically, some of our rulings do end up having permanent consequences, but not in terms of the end of the case. That doesn't happen until more has happened below. That's why an emergency ruling that's unexplained is not going to control anything but that moment until the case ends.
Stephen Colbert
So people would not refer to emergency ruling as precedent?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Well, it's precedent to the extent that.
Stephen Colbert
There is reasoning, but if no reasoning.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Is given, then it doesn't control the case.
Stephen Colbert
Is there a reason why someone might want to not issue a rationale so that in the future people can't cite it as precedent? Well, if, for instance, another president who they don't agree with brings the exact same kind of case, citing precedent on a shadow docket decision with no rationale. They could say no, that's not what we meant at all. What did you mean? I'm not going to tell you. Why don't you guess?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Well, generally that doesn't quite happen that way. But if the circumstances are identical in the emergency posture, then it controls we.
Stephen Colbert
Have to take a quick break.
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Stephen Colbert
There have been more emergency docket decisions in this administration or for the Trump administrations than there were for, say, the Obama administrations or the Biden administrations or the Bush administrations. Why do you think they're accelerating?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
You know, success breeds new attempts and to the extent that we have altered the natural course of history by granting more consideration of emergency dockets of the emergency cases, we invite more of them.
Stephen Colbert
Significantly more.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Significantly more.
Stephen Colbert
Right.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
You know, in the past, the court was loath to grant emergency intervention. Most of the time we figured if two courts below had given careful consideration to something, we shouldn't intrude until the case ended, which is the normal course of things. That has changed. Now, some people believe on my court that executive, that any time you stop a law that has been duly passed by Congress or you stop an executive like the president from doing some policy that they think is important, that those factors outweigh some of the normal considerations. You can read my writing to find out why I disagree with that. Because each circumstance is different. And so some laws are by my druthers patently unconstitutional. And one should be more careful in those cases to explain why you might be intervening in a way that's unexpected or the proceedings below are still going on and the courts below need more guidance as to what might have been wrong in their thinking.
Stephen Colbert
Well, let's talk about the decision yesterday. Yesterday the court ruled from that emergency docket that ICE can round up. In this case, it was people of Hispanic heritage or spoke Spanish in cases of Los Angeles and the California ice, arrests or detainments. But really anyone for any reason?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Well, no, in fairness, I'm not a.
Stephen Colbert
Lawyer, but I'm going to push back here because in this case they're saying those are the circumstances. But isn't the. That if they're just looking for reasonable suspicion, which is a much lower bar than probable cause, they could make up new rationales for a different group of people who they feel are associated with some crime that has to be prevented.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Now, let me stop you. In fairness to the majority, and by the way, I didn't agree with them.
Stephen Colbert
And no, I have your dissent right here.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Yeah, and I didn't agree with them.
Stephen Colbert
Powerfully.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Thank you for giving me the adjective. Okay, I didn't agree with them, but they claimed there was more than those two factors. Being Latino and speaking Spanish, I don't think the third adds much to the equation. But they do. They say it's because they are working in low wage jobs.
Stephen Colbert
So people in low wage jobs have fewer protections.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
That's what they say.
Stephen Colbert
Well, that's the upshot of it is.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Well, that's what they said. Let's not go any further. Okay, that's what they said. And they're working at jobs where illegal aliens typically work. That's the claim all right, now I explain and read my dissent, please.
Stephen Colbert
I will. That decision of the majority is yet another grave misuse of our emergency docket. We should not have to live in a country where the government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work in a low wage job rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost. I dissent. I have the whole thing here.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
I know.
Stephen Colbert
Just in case.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Fine.
Stephen Colbert
Stephen, I'm gonna. Sometimes you. Sometimes. I sometimes read your decisions from the bench, but because you guys aren't in session right now, I have the whole thing. If you'd like to read it right now on air. Because I love Eugene Levy, but I'll cancel him right now if you want to do this.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
No, but, Steven, you're raising a big point, which is I want you to read it, and I want you to read the concurring opinion. Too many people hear what a Supreme Court decision is, and they come to immediate conclusions based on what only their personal feelings are. You shouldn't do that. You should read the opinions. You're going to be shocked. Not in this one, but in others. And be clear. Not in this one, but in others.
Stephen Colbert
Where.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor
Where you're going to read the majority opinion and you're going to step back and say, you know, they've made some really good points. And then you read the dissent and you say, they've made some really good points, and you realize that the questions are close. It only comes before the court generally when there's a split among the judges across the United States, because we're there to resolve differences of opinions among the court. Courts in the U.S. what we call a circuit split, that means reasonable people across reasonable judges across the country have disagreed, and the Supreme Court is there to decide the question. So the cases aren't easy. I was joking about this one because I thought this one was a little easy. But, you know, okay, they didn't. But my point is, US Citizens read the decisions, don't wait on news reports. I'm not going to put your audience on the hook, but I go to a lot of audiences, including those with lawyers, and say, how many of you have read a Supreme Court decision cover to cover? And I get a handful of arms that are raised. Says a lot about us, doesn't it? And if you gave me the half hour, I'd read it. But no, I don't want to do it because I want them to go to the Internet and find.
Stephen Colbert
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Episode: Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor | In Deep Doodle
Date: September 10, 2025
Guest: Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor
This episode features a timely and thoughtful conversation between Stephen Colbert and Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, focusing on recent Supreme Court decisions, the controversial use of the "shadow docket," and Sotomayor's approach to collegiality and justice. With both humor and gravity, the discussion shines light on the inner workings of the highest court, the importance of dissent, and the humanity required in upholding the Constitution.
The episode balances Stephen Colbert's trademark humor and satire (especially in his monologue on horoscopes and the Trump-Epstein scandal) with respectful and probing questions. Justice Sotomayor responds with clarity, warmth, and candor, providing accessible explanations that make Supreme Court processes understandable—even as she urges deeper civic engagement.
This episode provides a vital, engaging look at the current state of the Supreme Court and the role of dissent, transparency, and empathy in American justice, as told through the lived wisdom of Justice Sotomayor. Listeners gain not only insight into recent critical rulings but also a heartfelt call to informed citizenship.